Oh yeah, here we go. There we go.
We should have karaoke man on. Here we should.
Oh. Yeah, What's going on?
With the splash and the boys in the back.
I know there's a girl right there.
Splash the girl. Don't splash the boys.
Hey, Beretta. Way down young on the
Chattahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
We laid rubber on Georgia asphalt.
We got a little crazy, but we never got out right on.
The river on a Friday night. Pyramid, the cans in the pale
moonlight. Talking about cars.
Dreaming about women never had a plan.
To live before the minute. Well, the cowboy shirts, so that
makes sense. Hugely.
Never knew how much the money would have meant to me, but I
learned how to swim and I learned who it was lot about
living in. What's good, all you fuckers out
there? And welcome back to another
installment of Chat Suey. I am Dave Jarry.
And I'm Garrett Quarter. And I'm Casey Moore.
And thank you all for joining us today.
We. Got Casey on the camera.
Yeah, Casey's got a camera. I just want to say real quick,
when I'm upstairs, the bat. So Garrett's bathroom upstairs
has like a, it has like a, a, a main light, and it's got like a
ambiance light. Yeah, the ambiance.
You got the ambiance light going on right now, and I just want to
say that while you're taking a piss, the shadow from the
ambiance light makes my Dick look fucking massive on the
wall. Nice.
And then and then. But that the problem.
Is. But then I look down and I'm
like fuck, that's not fucking massive.
That's yeah. It's not even close to being
massive. Wait until I get the Toto
installed. Yeah, yeah.
And it sings. You like music and then it
sprays your asshole. Really.
With warm water, it's gonna be.
Glorious. Yeah, I like going to the
bathroom and you upstairs in the bathroom.
Yeah, has a nice, nice. Who do we?
Who do we have over here next to Garrett?
Oh, can we see? Can we see Beretta?
This is the criminal. Well never mind, I was gonna say
the criminal AF mascot because she chases even though she's
not. Not her, she doesn't.
Not made for what she Yeah, this is not.
A. This is not a police dog by any
means. She just got scared by the
chair. Yeah, yeah.
You got up and then the chair started rocking and she almost
fucking knocked everything. Down in here like a bull in a.
Bull in a A bull in a bull shop. A bull in a glass of bulls.
Dave's already Barry Sanders. Right now, no, we're good.
Alright, so before we jump into all this debauchery today, let's
go over a couple things regarding Chatsui.
What do we do? Here is we talk.
We have some conversations about anything, everything and how we
got Casey to admit that he likes to keep the lights on.
Yeah, that's. Nice, we can't forget that one.
We talked about that last week you.
Know that we finally got something wrong she.
Had a Casey you know that that. Let the boy watch.
Let him watch. That mail call question the the
person who wrote it, yeah. Is AI might have a camera now?
I can, yeah. Hey, Casey, what's?
Up. That's a line from Jurassic
Park. What?
Turn the light off when they're holding the flashlight.
Oh yeah. When the girl's freaking out and
she's like turn the light off or the the kid.
Yeah, turn the light off. Turn.
That's that's where that came from.
Oh, that was a reference. Yeah, so that's what was going
through my mind when. Oh, did you know when I was a
kid all I wanted was one of those jeeps from Jurassic?
Park, Oh, they were so cool. Doing those jeeps for fucking
dope. That's all I wanted.
I'm not even. I don't even like Jeeps.
Yeah. And I love that Jerry drives a
Jeep and. Ohhh yeah, we're about to just
like, have some words. Yeah, well, I'm about to do some
work on. Your joy, you're.
New gonna. Hook up Hook up the LED.
New goal when we reach 1000 Patreon subscribers, Here we go
ready we? Haven't even gotten that with
criminally. Yet, I was just saying.
When we reach 1000 Patronic subscribers, Jarry wraps his
Jeep in Jurassic Park colors. Oh that would be awesome.
You have to. Who's paying for that?
The. Patreon I'm not wrapping.
The Patreon, that's what they're, that's what they're I.
Chose my Jeep for the specific color, no.
Now you have to drive around in a Jurassic Park, green and Gray
with the the symbol on it and everything.
Yeah. When was the last time you
looked at the the Jurassic Park Jeep?
Bring it up, bring it up. I can bring it up, bring it up.
This this intro's gonna. This is quite the intro.
It doesn't matter. It's.
It's Chatsuy. Doesn't you're always talking
about? Yeah, we gotta like, you know.
There's there's got to be Jurassic Park fans.
Oh I I love Jurassic Park. Are you talking about the the
the original? The?
Original Jurassic. Park Yeah, yeah, I remember that
one, 'cause remember, there's that that clip where they're
sitting in the Jeep and then she like was like taps the guy and
the guy like stands up or vice versa.
Which Jeep are you talking about?
Those were the free roaming jeeps.
The jeeps that I'm talking about are the ones that were on the
tracks, the guided tour jeeps. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
Yeah. How?
Do I make this? 'Cause remember, like, they were
just off roading in those ones and they pulled up and they were
like, it's Jurassic Park. And then he does like the worst
acting. Ever.
And he's like, it wasn't the worst.
I don't know, it was bad. Dude all.
Righty. Yeah.
All right. So that's.
No, no, not. That one, not that one.
That's the free. No, that's the free range ones,
the ones that are on the with. The glass.
Oh. Yes, don't I?
Want it? They're covered in glass.
Yeah, they're ones like. That's not a Jeep, is it?
That is a Jeep. That is a Jeep.
No, the one you're talking about.
I think they're Jeep. Yeah, they're Jeeps.
They're Jeeps, the ones that are on the track Jeep.
Yes. Type.
In T Rex scene from Jurassic Park on YouTube T.
Rex Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh man, Yes, those.
Jeeps. See.
I'm a man of culture over here. I don't I.
Like an idiot. Come on.
Only but the nothing but the
best, yeah. Nothing but the best here though
the marble floors, the the. Elevators.
This Jeep? That's not a Jeep.
What is it? It's like a can I blow it up?
Trailblazer, it looks. Like AOJ Bronco dude, are you?
The Bronco let's. See if I can.
Yeah, that, no, that's like a that's a old school Ford
Explorer. That's a 1990s.
Oh my. God, maybe I'm not a man of
culture. You're not.
Click it right there. It's right there.
Just click that one. Like the long this?
One or. Wherever.
That looks like a Ford Explorer these.
Pictures are so small. It's I don't know what it is.
I always thought it was a Jeep in.
My mind, I thought. It was a Jeep too well.
I guess not. Oh, OK, well, saying.
Corrected. If you know, put in the comments
what they used in the original Jurassic Park.
So I don't have to wrap my GP, no.
No, no, that's. Fine.
That would color would be nuts though.
Lime green, like lime. Green Yeah, all.
Right. Never mind.
We'll. It's still he never.
Did the pictures anyway to all the criminal AF fans so who
knows. Yeah, I.
Had the the the Gray and the red one in my mind.
I didn't have the green one. Well, that's.
Because we never got to where? That's true.
We're supposed to take pictures. Yeah.
Put you in different poses. All right.
Finish the intro all right. Here we go.
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So, you know, you were making fun of my balls, but yours are
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Yeah. You might want to.
Well, I. He was wearing.
Them skin tights he was. Talking about me yesterday.
Well. This the view Casey's got me on
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It's the chair. Yeah, it's the chair.
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Confessions. Where is it?
Father Ojari. Yeah, Father.
You know, I tried to reach out to Father Ojari as the producer
and I Right. I couldn't get.
I couldn't get to him. You.
Couldn't tell us this before I followed up did.
You try the first Congressional Chloroform Cathedral I.
Went there in person. Is that that's not his church
the. Church of Chloroform the.
Church of Chloroform? No, it's the first Congressional
Chloroform Cathedral. So I actually, I went there in
person. Oh.
OK, yeah. And I.
I talked to one of the nuns there.
She's very nice. Yeah.
Mother Mary. Mother Mary.
OK, Yeah. Real original, yeah.
No, Hey, you know that. Was.
OK, he's got a legitimate church, Mary.
Magdalene or Mary just. Mother or?
Mary, Mary. It was just.
Mother Mary, OK, you know she she scolded me for a second, but
I was just inquiring as to where Father O Jerry was, and she
hasn't seen him too. Little standoffish or she.
Yeah, I hope he's OK. She.
Hasn't seen him so I don't I don't know where he is or what
he's been up to so. What?
So I'm going to do this today or.
Yeah, I guess, until we figure out what the Hell's going.
On I'll keep trying. Maybe we can get him for next
week. But.
She she did say that it's not, it's not like him to go missing.
He wasn't there for Sunday church.
Really. Yeah.
So there's it's. Sunday service Sunday.
Service. I'm sorry.
Sunday service. Yeah, so something I'm serious
cause something's. Going down, I don't know.
All right. Well, hopefully everything's OK.
With Father O Johnny. Alright, so I guess I'll, I'll
just wing this here. All right, So today's
confession. Just a little FYI, he's a little
NSFW. He will not.
Save for work all right so that's your only warning.
All right so if you still listen and you get in trouble, that's
on you. So whatever all right so this
person they write in is this normal for guys to do OK I-25
female have recently come out of a seven-year relationship.
I have been with a total of two guys in my lifetime.
Wow. 25, seven-year relationship, so I was put to
her at what, 18 when she got into this relationship and only
been with two guys probably. A high school sweetheart and
then a serious relationship. Yep, after about a month of my
breakup I met this guy online. We actually went to high school
together and I always found him to be a womanizer and a douche.
But I gave him a chance and we went out on multiple dates.
About a month into our dating, we had We finally had sex.
He communicated very well in bed, and I did everything he
asked and how he wanted it done. So she's a submissive, right?
Yeah. OK.
She had a. Month though, That's that's
yeah. That's good.
Yeah.
Good track record. When I went down on him, oh, I
went down on him and he went down on me.
And I have to say, it was the best sex I've ever had.
The first. Red flag right there.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was the best sex I've
ever had. So he took me in multiple
position positions and I even allowed him to take my anal
virginity even though. Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, you don't let the seven-year relationship do that.
You just on a first month just on.
A whim? Yeah, it must have.
Been good then. Yep, yes.
And she says that even though it was a very vulnerable way to
expose herself to someone, you know, which, yeah, butthole
stuff is, is usually butt. Stuff is saved for, you know,
Yeah. Special occasions.
Special occasions you got to prep for that kind of stuff.
Yeah, you can't just do it right off the way, you know what I
mean? You got to like.
You're insane if you're meeting girls at the bowling alley and
going in the back door, dude. Yeah, that's that's, that's
crazy. Yeah, so as I laid there face
down naked on his bed, he took my panties off the floor and
told me I'm keeping this as a trophy.
Oh. Dude.
Not only that, he took my panties and wiped me from my
butt to my vagina, cleaning the combination of his and my come
off of it. Oh.
Jesus Christ dude, so. Not only was he keeping the.
Casey's face. This is like what the?
Fuck we. Yeah, we'll leave the camera off
then, yeah. So not only did he keep the
panties, but he wanted some DNA as well to go along with his
trophy. Yeah, so.
It's. Like, what is it?
American Psycho? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my question is, is this normal guy behavior in today's
dating world? I think this is good that Father
Ojari's not here. Yeah, he's this is.
I don't actually. I think that's the right way.
This way, right behind I'm, I'm probably.
Pissed I'm. Just gonna go out on a whim
here. I think he might have a couple
trophies himself. You.
Know not for nothing the the guy, the guy no.
I was about to say something crazy 'cause they and they
probably are like maybe a little couple of Blues coons.
Blues, Blues. KU Zombies.
Oh my God, that's bad all right. Father of Jari might be the guy.
Maybe that's why he's missing there.
You go, he's taking. Trophies all.
Right, but. Yeah.
Is it what the question is is. Is, is this the normal guy
behavior? All right, so as the only single
one here who doesn't really do a lot of dating so to speak, I for
one will say no, this is not normal guy behavior.
No, it it seems kind of narcissistic in a way.
A little bit not not bad, though.
It's not, that's not the most insane thing I've heard.
Right, But the I'm keeping this as a trophy is.
Yeah, it's kind of. That's a very like.
Psychotic. Kind of.
Yeah, that's but then again, he might have been in the moment.
Obviously he was good enough to keep it as a trophy if she let
him go in the back door after. Well.
I'm going to say this and, and it's probably not a popular like
opinion, but I'm just going to put it out there.
You knew that this guy was a womanizer and a douchebag.
So let's say you know, he was a high in high school.
She knew him. So let's say 7 years.
The dude's probably like 25, right?
You're still a douchebag and a womanizer AT25-O.
Yeah, for sure, you know. What I mean, Yeah, yeah.
That doesn't, that doesn't come out.
It doesn't get out of your system until like.
Yeah, mid 30s, thirty. You know what?
Especially. If you if you're in that dating
scene and you're, you never have you never locked down to a
serious relationship. Yeah, if, if that's like the,
the the way that you live your life, you're not gonna change at
all. You know what I mean?
So I will say maybe you didn't like outwardly think that this
is the situation you would find yourself in, but you had to have
known that this was a very likely possibility that he was
still going to be douchey and womanizing.
You know what I mean? I agree.
So I mean, you kind of like put yourself in the situation I.
Guess I'd be worried about like it going further.
Yeah. If this is the first like, I
agree. With you on that too.
What? If.
This is the. First time the this is the scale
right? The scale started at at this
right. So like.
He's gonna start, like, taking possession of her, you know,
like, oh. Yeah, that's some sketchy stuff,
Yeah. That's that's what I'm saying.
It's red flag for sure. Yeah, so I'm interesting like
I'm I'm interested in knowing if, if this like continued.
I it doesn't appear to be that it continued.
So I wonder if he like just hit it, quit it, took her panties
and fucking go. See her I but I I think also is
like what happened to like old school dating methods where it's
like, you know, let's whine and dine, show that you're
interested, swoon over a woman, not just wipe her from back to
front and then fucking. Take her face like I know it's
weird. You started with the ass and
went to the like you're supposed to go with like now she's got an
infection, probably some pink eye, who knows.
Also too is like all the weirdos on like those only fan sites
that want like used underwear and shit like that like that.
That's why I see red flag because that's probably not the
first time he. Oh, absolutely not.
That's very, that's a very, yeah.
You might wanna check his, I mean when you get a chance, see
if he's got any only subscriptions or something like
that to his phone 'cause that that's given.
Also go get tested for STD's while you're there please 'cause
if you're if he's wiping his cum off you that means he fucking
raw dogged I. Would say no then again I we did
they do we know the age of this man we don't know the age she.
Went to high school with him, so roughly around the same age,
like 2526 somewhere on there. That's impressive.
What do you say? Impressive.
No, I'm saying it's impressive because he hasn't had much time
to develop weird kinks like men in their 40s, thirties, late 30s
and 40s. That's when they start getting
what are you? Trying to say you.
Know you got to spice it up by that time.
I'm. Trying like sex at 24 you're
just you're just happy to be there right still like I
obviously high school it's even worse that you're just you'll do
anything well I. Mean, I mean, we're 25. 25 it's
fairly it's still the same we're.
Talking like there's a lot of porn though, so people see a lot
of like if you have a kink or if you, you can explore a kink or.
You can figure that out at a young age.
Now you. Can yeah, you can like find a
video on it, you know what I mean?
So for them, they may think like it's normal and that and that's
like the whole thing with like porn nowadays, like the how it's
so common that people are actually saying that porn is
ruining sex. Actual relationships.
Actual. Relationships and stuff like
that. Because you're watching these
videos and you see these behaviors and whatnot, which is
not normal, healthy, loving relationship behaviors, I guess.
I mean, maybe that's an example of what this is.
I mean, they that's what I'm saying.
They obviously went to school together and and if this guy
stays in her life, the the need to control certain situations
with her, like it could escalate and it could get kind of crazy.
Yeah, this. Gives me like Ted Bundy virus,
yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was thinking. Because I don't think that far
well. No, because like when when when
Ted Bundy killed his victims, he actually inhaled their last
breath as a power of control, as as a sense of control over their
wild. That's wild.
So. This is like kind of like in a
in a lesser scale. It's like I'm keeping these,
like this is mine. I own you.
I own this part of you. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Which is kind of, I mean two
totally different extremes, but along the same line.
To answer the confession 100%, it's not normal.
It's. Not normal.
And. However, do you want it to be
normal? I was gonna.
Say if he's doing the job, maybe you don't fully get in a
relationship with him. Adam to the sneaky link.
Link Adam to the roster, you know what I mean, And I'll look
for a sensible guy. And then that poor sucker has to
deal with the fact that you were out, right?
And now you're gonna have sex with the fucking normal guy and
you're gonna be like. This sucks this.
Sucks but I guess wipe. My ass with my panties.
What are you doing? God I do, I'm so happy that I
don't have to date at this point of my life.
Dating nowadays is fucking awful.
You need to find a nice widower. Is there a widow?
So you need to. Find a nice widow, nice solid
relationship. So you want her to find another
woman? No.
You, I'm saying if you're dating at this point, yeah, you need to
find someone. Husband passed something like
that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because who knows what the hell they've been up to, yeah?
I mean, it's crazy, So yeah. So anyways, yeah, it's not
normal and hopefully you're not drawn into this type of style
but. That's the thing, That's how
kinks start. She might be into it instantly
now, yeah. She's hooked.
Yeah, she's hooked. I mean, she's writing about it,
so yeah. That's all she's thinking about
now. Yeah, change my dye.
Dye, as you say. Yeah, and she's Yeah, she did.
From now. On I'm just a.
I. Was going to say never mind.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Nope, Nope, Nope.
Not next. Yeah, just she's into it.
She's into it all. Right, well, I feel bad for the
next guy 'cause now he has or. Sensible Mike who just wants a
family and a loving relationship and a nice home to go to.
He. Wants to come home from work and
have a nice two kids dog family. Yep.
And he's like, hey babe, can can we turn the lights off tonight?
And she's like wipe my ass. Wipe my ass with my panties.
Fuck me with this Mandingo dildo.
Oh no. Poor Mike.
Yep. Mike's fucking screwed, all
right? Yeah, so that'll do it for this
segment of Confessions. Mail call.
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we answer them honestly and truthfully.
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Whatever you want to ask us, nothing is off limits.
So what do we got this week, Casey?
All right. So for this week, Leather Lover
99, right? Leather.
Lover OK, she. Writes Would you do these things
for $10 billion.10? Billion 10.
Billion, yeah. And there's there's.
Not much I. Would do everything.
I would do everything for 10 billion.
OK, Hey. Go ahead.
So you're ready. All right, so she said.
We'll we'll go one at a time. There's three of them.
OK, so 1A coin flip 5050. If you get it wrong, you die.
So for $10 billion, I'm going to flip a coin.
You pick it 5050 shot. If you get it right, you get 10
billion. If you get it wrong, you die.
Go ahead, go ahead, because I already know my answer.
OK, maybe not everything. That's what I was going to,
yeah. So no. 5050 I get 10 billion or
I die. Yes OK, well I'm already fucking
50 and I got my 10 year plan. I'm going to die in 10 years
regardless, so yeah, I'm going to do it.
You're. Gonna take the 10, OK, yeah.
100% I'm flipping that coin. I'm not even kidding.
Like the the chance to have general generational wealth to
set up my that's. Not generally.
That's not generally. That's a fucking lot of fucking
money. That's.
Generational wealth. Like I'm, I'm talking my well to
me. Generally the.
Opportunity to set my future family up for years to like.
Why? Not yeah.
Like it's, it's that's so much $10 billion.
Like it's it, it I, I would just look at it back that way.
I'm hell, I would help everybody out.
Yes, I might die in this the at the chance, but that's so much
money. That's a.
Lot of fucking money that's so. Much money, Yeah.
But I also don't want to die right now.
But yeah, yeah. That's millennial.
The millennial in me. Yeah, whatever.
Life seems rough. I'm tired of deciding what I
want for breakfast. Yeah, I got.
I gotta do this for fucking 4050 more years.
I don't know, dude. But imagine you when you flip
that car and you get it wrong and you're just.
And you know you're going to die, Yeah.
And it's over but. It's over.
It's over fast. How?
Yeah. And you're.
Well, how are you going to die? How are you going to die?
I. Think it just it just like you
just kill a switch. It's a switch, it's a switch.
It's. Black.
Yeah. Yeah, My, my wife's a great mom.
Kids will be fine. Just well.
It's either go for the star. It's you're shooting for the
stars, right? You're it's like, do you want
to, you want to escape the matrix?
Am I going to start getting red pilled on everybody?
You want to escape the matrix? Or do you want to?
You know, Yeah. Yeah, but.
Also you my. Problem is, I have so much
confidence that I'm gonna win that I like way too.
I'm way too overconfident 'cause I'm gonna win that point flip.
It's gonna happen. Well for me, I have the worst
luck ever in the history of fucking luck, so I'm probably
gonna die. And and for you, you're, you
know, you're 33 like that's. Like I said, I don't want to
keep deciding what I have to have for breakfast for the next
fucking. It seems tiring dude.
I don't. Think you have?
I think Kelly decides. Kelly decides what you have for
breakfast, No. Breakfast is always me dinner is
100% her breakfast you know I I will slay up a good morning
breakfast I. Mean if that's the thing that's
really like plaguing you in life, that's a that's not too
bad I. Know it's correct exactly.
That's that's the thing. Yeah, like that's different than
saying I don't want to wake up with this fucking colon cancer
anymore or whatever, you know what I mean?
Correct. I mean at that point I'm 100 if
I I'm which by. The way.
Which? By the way, I am a high risk at
really. Yeah.
Make sure you get your colonoscopies in I.
Do I get them every two years, however?
Which is frightening in itself because it's supposed to be
every five years? Wait.
Have you ever? I'm on a 2 year schedule did.
It ever feel good? I'm fucking knocked out, dude.
Oh. I thought they just when they no
when they check your prostate. How old?
It's 40 right now. 50, I thought they get the finger up your
butt. Yeah, I thought they said.
I mean, you can do get a finger up your butt whenever you want,
but for the doctor it's 50. That's gotta be so awkward.
It was 'cause I just turned 50 and I got my finger, I got the
I. Thought they knocked 10 years.
I thought they'd like recommended at 40 now.
No, they actually raised it because of the maybe.
That's the high. Probability of it being cured I
guess whatever I felt. That was like oh RIP.
Because because a lot of times you can you can just get blood
work now to test for before they had actually had to like probe
and prod to to to. Actually find out but why did
why didn't why did Joe not find out so early he.
They he stopped testing after whatever there's a cut off for
when they they. Test for it, yeah.
And then and he was so old, they were just like, yeah, we're not
testing you. Yeah.
For. Like 10 years, yeah.
I I thought prostate was one of the most fast acting cancers
that you can have, but that was like like almost like if.
Like if, if I get it, if I if if I find out that I have it now,
it means it started like 2 months ago.
Like is that what you mean? It's yeah.
Yeah, and it like jumps. What's the scale?
The Gleason scale. I thought prostate cancer is one
of the highest ones on the Gleason scale, right?
No, I don't know, Maybe I'm talking to myself.
I just thought that that was kind of like, well, a death
sentence, yeah. Well, prostate cancer for a guy
is not. It's not.
Good. Yeah, it's not.
Pancreatic cancer it's, it's not that one.
That one's really bad if you get pancreatic.
Yeah, because pancreatic cancer, the you don't, you don't know
the symptoms until it's already stage 4.
Like that's what Alex Trebek had.
Yeah. So by the time he started
feeling whatever, he was already there.
It's. And it's very, very hard to.
What's Biden? Biden's up there too, though?
He's on stage 4, right? No, he's.
Like that? Well, I don't know.
I don't. Yeah, I'm pretty.
Sure it's like bad like it's it's already gone to the bone
it's. In the bone, yeah, yeah.
So that's what happened to my mom.
Oh, it's horrible. My mom had bladder cancer.
Fuck. Cancer.
And she went and she had her bladder basically removed.
I mean, there was like a little bit left, but and they were
like, Nope, you're good, you're fine.
You know, you're cured basically.
And within a year, she was dead. Came.
Back. Because at 8:00, pretty much her
whole half of her pelvic area and down her thigh, so she had
no bone whatsoever from here and half her pelvis was fucking gone
within a year that. Sucks.
That's crazy. Yeah.
Bone cancer is no fucking joke. It's morbid.
Move on anyway. Alright, well, I know I'll pause
it. So I will say that the the
targeted treatments that they've come up with in the last 10
years have been like revolutionary and it's helped
directly treat the cancer and not just like overload your
whole body with just poison, poison and just destroy
everything that the good and the bad.
So it we're getting better that we could, certainly we should be
throwing a lot more money at it. This is a disease that affects
everybody and it's terrible. Well, we have to go after the
corn syrups. 1st and. The corn syrups.
And the red dye #5. So sorry, that was my.
Best RFK impression by. This yeah, so.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, so we'll move on
from this, but I just, I just want to say as far as I'm, as
far as me, I kind of fucked up how?
Because up until recently, like I said, I, I have to get a
colonoscopy every two years, which is outside the normal of
every 5, right 'cause I am high risk.
The last time I had my colonoscopy is July of 2023.
OK, so it's 2025, I'm due right, Two years.
I went to my recent doctor's visit a couple months ago and
she asked me, she was like, hey, did you get your colonoscopy?
I'm like, yeah, I'm scheduled for it this year, I'm meeting
with them, blah, blah, blah. And she was like, I'm like, I
got it every two years. And she was like your notes from
your last colonoscopy says they wanted you back in two months.
What the fuck, Dave? I'm like I'm like 2 months and.
The the weird smirk and the laugh things.
You think it's a joke? No, no, I'm laughing because
it's like I'll. Motherfuck you at your eulogy
dude. I'll literally stand up there in
front of your entire friends and family like this asshole should
have went back and got his fucking ass checked for.
Them to want me to, for them to want me to go back in two
months, that means something was not fucking right, Yeah.
Why didn't they reach out to you?
And I don't know, like, hey, dude, where are you you.
Know what are you doing kind of thing?
Yeah, I don't know. But hey, I'm going this year.
I mean, well, that's good. I'm going next month actually in
June. So we'll we'll find out.
Hey all. Right.
So I'm flipping the coin 100%. There's no, there's no way that
we would never be able to chance to even see that kind of money
in that generational wealth. I'm going to take the chance.
Yeah, don't. Care.
Yeah, whatever. They'll do it.
I'm a little. Sociopathic though, all right.
You said there's three of them. So the next one that.
Went on for a little yeah. Yeah, we started talking about
fucking death and cancer and shit, so. 2 is 24/7 live stream
of your life forever. So like, yeah, forever, your
entire life, everything. You do.
Everything you do. Oh.
If I flip the coin for. No, this is separate.
Separate one all. Right.
So for 10 billion I get to live stream my whole life you.
Yeah, so there's camera. So there's cameras on you the
whole time from the I. Masturbate a lot.
But you can hide it. No, you said 24/7 live stream.
But they're they're not gonna like RIP the sheets out from
under you or whatever. No, you're.
Just you're just a camera. Pointed at you one. 100% and I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna make more money off my
live stream. I'm gonna capitalize on the live
stream. So you're so it'd be like kind
of like a Big Brother thing where they hook up in the
bedroom where it's kind of like. No, the whole yeah, every.
There's a camera that follows you at all times.
So you're like covered in a sheet fucking going to town.
Yeah, I. Might just throw the sheet off
and give them a little. Give a little flex.
A little Bateman American Psycho theory right there.
Yeah. I you, I would imagine after a
while, yeah, you just get used to it, yeah.
You would. I was like, whatever.
There's a camera. Fuck it, 10.
Billion dollars. Ten billion.
It'd be a great live stream, I'm telling you guys.
Yep, the. Celebration alone would be a
banger. The rollout for 10.
Billion dollars. I would come over to Garrett's
house while it's live streaming and fuck him in the ass.
And I'd let him for $10 billion and I.
Better get a fucking cut of it too.
Well, I mean, you'd certainly have enough money with the 10
billion to do lots of cool things that people would find
interesting to watch, right? Now then, then you monetize that
well. When, when do you when do you
get the 10 billion billion like do you sign a contract like
right up front sign this contract we're recording you
24/7 for the rest of your life Here's $10 billion or do you get
installments over the life of the contract I.
Would say that. I know this is Yeah, I'll, I'll,
I'll make the rules for it. OK, I'll I would say that you'll
get the money. Upfront.
Upfront, upfront and if you like fail to live up to the
commitment you owe it back or something you.
Get murdered, Yeah. Yeah, OK.
Sure. Yep.
OK, so you can make up the rules.
Yeah, live stream, I don't care. Make it as boring for like 6
months straight. Just like a normal word day in
everyday life. So every day.
So everybody just stops tuning in.
That's what you got to do. Yeah, just.
You reading a book? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, until that one person sees that one moment and then it goes
viral and now you have millions of people watching it.
Don't matter. I'm I'm a billionaire.
Go ahead, watch me. All right, all right, let's see.
Yep, Yep, all. Right.
So the last one, all right, your life expectancy is cut in half.
So this one's, this one's an interesting one.
So the average life expectancy for a man in the United States
is 74.8. So rounded up to 75.
So that would put you at 37 1/2. Oh, so I would die like right
away. Yeah, you, but.
For Garrett and you. Would have five years left,
yeah. You'd have a good five year 4.
Or five years but. Even there's two ways to look at
this answer. Am I doing it you?
Can enjoy I. Would enjoy what?
I'm 33 now. So you enjoy?
Five years. Five years of just balling the
fuck out. I would set up my family for
generational wealth, my every I would know.
I just the problem is I don't I don't know if it's worth that
cause for five years. I it, it depends.
Do I want to just ball out for X amount of years for a short time
and then just need everything let me?
Let me let me ask you this is $10 billion worth not seeing
your daughter get married? Correct that.
That's where I'm going with I miss my daughter.
I was walking my daughter down the aisle.
I miss graduations, I miss birthdays, I miss grandkids.
I miss everything. It's not worth for a couple of
years of being loaded. When we go back to the flip the
coin, I'm taking a chance that's a shot.
I'm either dead or not, Yeah. This one is this.
Is definitive like hey you're not going to live past 37 what's
the point then? Yeah, I don't know if I take
that I. Would choose life over money.
Yeah, I, I would for that situation.
For that situation, 100%, yeah. Not not on the corn flip.
You would take it over no? The coin flip, but I still
haven't you haven't you have. An opportunity.
There is an opportunity there for the coin flip.
This is definitive like you are going to die at 37 and how old's
your daughter, 11? No, yeah, she's 11.
Yeah. So that would put her at 18.
She's not. Maybe you would see her
graduation. Maybe.
But you would never see her get
married. You would never see her and
Grayson have children. You would never see the.
Coin flip gives me the opportunity to to live my full
life out as a multi billionaire and set my family up.
I this time, yeah they're loaded, but I just die and don't
get to experience anything. So for you, Dave, what if it was
another 10 years? Like you said, you're on a 10
year timetable, you get the money.
It's like you 'cause you obviously can't do the half, but
so you get if you can. So I'm 50.
Yep. And you live.
Till 60. I'm dying at 57.
Throw it, throw it in, sure. Yeah, I'm fucking 50, dude.
What? Seven those seven years.
Can I be your dude? You.
My my. Kids, my kids are already in
their 20s. They're like they're they're
Yeah. Wait.
Can I come with you? Can I just hire me for some
bullshit job? I don't know.
I'll be your driver. For 10 billion I'll give you.
No, I don't want money. I wanna work for you and just
live through you. Like let me be your personal
assistant. Like let.
Me be a personal if. Somebody, if somebody came up to
you right now, said I'm gonna give you $10 billion.
However, on the day you turn 57, I'm murdering you.
Give me the $10 billion. Yeah, that's a lot.
Give me the 10. I don't.
Yeah, I don't expect to have a long life.
You. Saw your eldest get married
already. Fuck it.
Yeah. So whatever.
Yeah, I'd do it. OK.
Yeah, that was it. Yeah, was that, Yeah, that was
that one we do have any more or Yeah, yeah, no, I.
Got so I have rapid fire Wally the whale lover.
Wally. The whale all right what is this
from Wally the whale obviously these nail these names mean
something so I don't know I. Do love the movie The Whale
though. There's something about a
exceptionally large man trying to navigate life that always
gets me. What's eating grape?
It doesn't matter I. Lived it fucking three years
ago. Shut.
The fuck up. You weren't as big as the whale
I was. Almost £400 dude.
You weren't rolled over on the bed to shit on the floor because
you weighed so much. Stop.
Shut up. Stop your body.
Dysmorphia thing is killing you right now all.
Right. Well anyway, sorry Wally the
whale lover, so they by the. Way, it's like noon right now,
boys, and we're already a couple in.
Keep on. So.
So these are supposed to be rapid fire questions, all right.
So we'll do our best. Yeah, I'll no.
Promise I'll throw the split screen up.
Wally the whale lover. Yeah, Wally Not sponsored.
By corona dude. Well, I want them to sponsor.
Sponsor me, Corona. Sponsor me.
Yeah, this. Man does drink a lot of Corona.
I wonder if Wally likes Corona. Oh, let's find out.
Go ahead, Wally. Well, actually there is a booze
question here. Wally the whale lover wants to
get to know, wants to get to know you guys and has some rapid
fire questions for you. One, if you could drink only one
type of booze for the rest of your days, what would it be?
All right, you're saying you're going.
Through. My problem is is that mine
changes weekly. I I it's so hard.
And but when you mean booze, can I choose a like like a beer can
I choose? Do I have to choose a type of
alcohol? Yeah, A.
Type of alcohol forever. That's it.
I'm I'm not a very nice person with liquor.
OK, so. I that's why I've I've learned
over the years that I stick I've.
Never had a bad experience if I'm usually the one who gives
you liquor too, and that never 'cause I'm not a beer person,
you know that's. Because you're a twink.
If I if I feel oh. So you if my masculine energy is
threatened in a room, I start getting real brolicky.
With alcohol, yeah. With, with liquor, yes.
And I'll. Take Twink as a compliment.
Fuck you, you are all right, I get the shit.
Out of you. You have no idea dude.
So you're choosing what it would it.
Would it would be corona with a close second of subduction?
You are a subduction for. My IIPA, yeah.
I my first reaction is I want to say Maker's Mark because I'm a
huge whiskey fan. I love old fashions.
You do. Love good makers I.
Do love Maker's Mark Twitty, but I feel like if I could only
choose one for the rest of my life I'd have to go vodka 'cause
you can just do so much with it and switch it up.
That's like. But if I had to choose one brand
of alcohol? Well, you're in specific.
Maker's Mark. Yeah.
I'm just, I'm just being honest. Like, think about it.
Every Maker's Mark every day. I I, I do that pretty much.
Not every day, but you know what I'm saying?
I just feel like you can, you can spice up vodka so much.
You can do anything with it. You can do Bloody Mary's in the
morning. You could go up.
You could have sex on the beaches for, for a nice little
like brunch, mimosas you could do.
I don't know you can do anything.
Screwdriver. Sure, screwdrivers instead of
most is. You could do a little bit of
cranberry and vodka around Christmas.
You could do whatever. It's just more versatile than
with it. OK.
I'll, I'll put my picture and picture up.
Oh, there we go. There we go.
Yeah, that, that works better. Thank you for blocking my
crotch. Yeah, you're welcome.
I appreciate it. All right, so you're going with
vodka. You're going with.
Corona. Corona slash subduction, yes.
Two favorite guilty pleas Wait, what was yours?
Yours. I'm not I don't I don't comment
on this. I.
Already know his vacha. I don't.
I have Tito's. I have Tito's.
It's Tito's. It's Tito's. 100% no, I
understand. He tries to play the good boy.
Tito. 'S and if you any and if he
wants to make it a light night, it'll be a truly's.
I don't know. Like 3 truly's.
Yeah, 3 Truly's God. Forbid he gets over 4 milk.
Yeah, nice cold glass, Casey. Casey's a good little boy,
Casey. With.
Favorite guilty pleasure? Casey.
With a few trulys, yeah. Dude Casey with a few.
Trulys. He's a good.
Time good time I missed. That Casey.
I missed that. Where's that Casey?
Where's the Casey where you know the Yeah, just start whiling
out. Yeah, just find him in the
casino. Lost.
Right, throwing up on himself have.
You seen my mom? Yeah.
Alright, go ahead. Favorite guilty pleasure movie
or TV show? Oh, easy.
Go ahead. I'm I'm gonna say TV show, OK?
What do you got? Oh, you're gonna name.
You're gonna name. ATV show, OH.
I don't fucking know. I don't know.
Doesn't. Have to be.
But I'm not OK if I thought I had to choose between the two.
Because. I'm not really, I'm not really a
movie guy. I'm I'm more of a documentary
guy, OK? I love documentary.
That works too, yeah. What is it I?
Don't know any documentary. Oh.
My God, come on dude. Tudor, England.
Oh, there you go. Alright.
Civil War Z and color World War 2IN color what?
Like. What are we?
Talking about actually, be specific.
Name it. Who?
Who's the Who's the famous Civil War documentary guy?
Oh yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Alright. Where?
He just zooms in on pictures. Fuck, I know who you're talking
about, Jane. Gillis has a great.
Yeah, yeah. That guy, yeah.
All right. Easy.
For TV shows, it's either or How I Met Your Mother or The Office.
It's I don't care. I can re, I can put it on.
Oh, Parks. And rec is pretty good at all.
I do like parks and Rec I've. Probably rewatched those TV
shows 567 times. I couldn't even tell you what is
it. So it's either How I Met your
Mother or The Office. Those are my 2.
Like it doesn't matter. I can rewatch it, I can watch
episodes. I just those two shows I love
them movie Forrest Gump 100% guilty pleasure movie of all
time. I can watch that movie over and
over and over again. I fucking love Forrest Gump.
All right, go. OK, I will save a movie.
I will. I will pick a movie.
Gladiator. OK.
Guilty pleasure, though, that's. Pretty good.
Yeah, that's good. I'm like.
Gladiator. It's a good one.
It's a little long for a guilty pleasure.
It's a. Oscar winning.
Movie and I like we are, we were soldiers.
Oh, with Mel Gibson? Yep.
Braveheart. And.
Braveheart. Now we're gonna say And
Braveheart. One of those 3.
Actually take our freedom, Ted. But you guys wanna know a little
little little something. So in Braveheart, I don't know
if you remember Robert the Bruce, I do.
Remember Robert the Bruce? It's also one of my favorite
movies. OK.
Well, in the movie it has Robert the Bruce basically backstabbing
Braveheart, right? Well, in reality, those two
people were not as close as the movie depicted that.
Movie might be one of the most historically inaccurate movies
of all time. Yeah, yeah.
So. We're talking about probably,
Probably. Very good.
It's good. We're talking about probably a
couple decades difference, yeah, between their their history,
yeah. It wasn't Richard the Lionheart,
like basically dead before any of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it.
Was his. It was his son.
That kind of Jack dolls, Edward? Yeah, dude.
What happened to Mel Get? Dude, the Patriot was such a
good fucking patriot. What happened to this?
Guy, he just directed a movie with Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah. But then he went on Rogan and
just started talking about the frogs again.
He did. The he did the He did the
Passion of the Christ, and then next thing you know.
B 73 dies killing your fucking inside like dude.
He's. Doing on Mel, I think he's got.
Another movie coming out that he's doing the Jews.
Killed Jesus. He's doing, I mean.
That's that is true. So Richard Donner passed away in
like 2001 or something. He did the Lethal Weapon movies.
Yeah, They've been wanting to make a Lethal Weapon 5 for a
long time. And supposedly Mel Gibson's
directing the next Lethal Weapon, so could be good.
Good. Yeah.
And he's also doing the supposedly doing the
resurrection. Did you?
Did you watch his Joe Brogan interview I.
Watched parts. It was.
Fucking wild. Guy's a little.
Gone. He's a little lost you.
Believe what you believe. But to go back to my little
tidbit here about Braveheart, Robert De Bruce is a descendant
of you, Dave Jarry. Oh wow, so technically I'm I'm
royalty so. That's why you want to go to
school. That's.
Like Scottish royalty? Well, they.
Like alright, so here's I. Think I think I'm Irish royalty
and I don't. Know what?
That really means. Both those, yeah.
Well, well, here's here's my my sister is huge in the genealogy.
OK, so here's the path and I, I hope I get it correctly.
So Robert Debruce obviously was back in 1213, somewhere around
the hundreds. Queen Mary of Scots is a
descendant of Robert the Bruce. OK, trickle down a couple of
centuries. Diana Spencer.
Do we know Diana? Princess Diana?
Princess Diana. You're related to Princess
Diana. Is a descendant of Mary the
Queen of Scots? Wow.
Is. That true?
Yep, it's. Interesting.
Which means that I technically am long lost, distant cousins of
Prince William, the heir to the throne.
So you win. So what you're saying?
And Prince Harry, what was? That we're just talking about.
The royal family being. Bread.
What being all in bread? So, So what you're saying is, is
that you could be the King of England.
I could or the King of the United Kingdom if I.
Murdered enough people I could be the king of England.
Wow. Yeah.
What? Would you do like, what was your
first like king? Of England, yeah.
Like you're you, somehow you got it.
You did your coronation. Yeah.
What's the like? What's the?
I would reap the benefits of being the king of England.
OK. And then I would say, would you
like walk? Around Buckingham Palace in
like, your royal underwear? I'd do it naked.
I can't do bad like. Like in the 1500s, there's shit
everywhere. Just.
Shit everywhere. Just like they're just they
would just poop everywhere. I.
Would have all my wives beheaded.
Oh jeez, how many wives are you gonna have, 866?
You can't. Do that now dude, there's like
standards and shit. So you're taking a bath it?
Wouldn't be fun. It'd be fun to be that person.
Back then, Yeah. Not now.
Yeah. Now it's just like a, it's like
a hoax. It's like a it's.
A ceremony. It's a.
Ceremonial role or whatever, Yeah.
But they're still fucking billionaires.
Yeah. No, they are.
Yeah. What?
Was this question they get? A cut.
I have. No idea.
Oh, favorite movie? Guilty pleasure movie.
How the fuck do you? Go from favorite guilty to I was
related to. Braveheart and Robert the Bruce
OK we and now I'm the king of. And anybody who doesn't like
Forrest Gump, you suck. You all need to bow down to me.
OK, just so you know. Or I am right?
I am wrong or? Rebel against you.
I. I like the bowing better.
Yeah, I'm sure just. It's a bunch of inbred lunatics.
The entire royal family lineage so.
I, I So to answer your question, I'd become king.
I would. I would reap the benefits of
being king and right. Wait, would you?
Do a podcast from the. Yeah, I would do podcast from
from Buckingham Palace. What's?
Going on YouTube. What's the fuckers from the
Buckingham Palace? Wait.
Would you studio Buckingham? Would you keep your name Wait
Wieder, 'cause you know you can change your right you?
Can change your name when you become king.
I would become king. King Ojorry.
Rolando. Rolando, is that a?
King Rolando of. You could bring back the tutors.
I could just go. I could.
Be a tutor. Yes, King Rolando Tutor.
I like it, the house. Of tutor the.
House of Tutor the. House of Tutor.
Yep. So yeah.
And then right before I died then I would say hey, this King
shit is fucking stupid 'cause we're in the 20 fucking 1st
century. So yeah, King's.
You cut some ribbons, you kiss some babies, and then you just
fuck off into your palace. Travel the world on the people's
dime. Never spend a penny because
everything's paid for. All right.
Next question. Be a good life, love.
These rapid fires, but yeah. Real rapid.
Go to meal that you would make as a kid.
As a kid. As a kid like I.
Got mine peanut. Butter Jelly Mac and Cheese Mac
and. Cheese, Mac and cheese or
grilled cheese? Grilled cheese, Grilled cheese.
All right. You ready?
My mom would always have. I.
Know I'm saying my mom would always have hard boiled eggs in
the fridge. I don't know why I left hard
boiled eggs as a kid. Little ramen packet, slice, half
hard boiled egg. Boom.
Drain the water completely. Throw the seasoning back the
seasoning packet into the pan that you boiled.
Just a tablespoon of butter in ramen packet, the seasoning and
the hard boiled egg. It gets it like a fried texture,
almost delicious. I just put a whole bunch of
people on, trust me, 'cause you know how when you get ramen,
it's just in the soup? It's just all water and and
seasoning packet. The butter and no water makes it
so good. Well, go to Casey's got his
ramen. Sign away.
Yeah, go. To ramen noodle.
Yeah, yeah, ramen noodles. Was all those my entire SO?
Basically, you're gonna fry your ramen, Yes.
You make it with the. Egg and the A little bit of
butter. A little bit of butter?
Yep. That was my go to all.
Right, if you could revive 1 store brand from your youth.
I'm just saying. What I was?
That was that was a good no. That's fine, Sir.
Yeah, good for you. Yeah, OK.
If. You could revive A1 store brand
from your youth. What would it be?
Yeah. Like one that's gone away that
used to go to. That's a good question.
Well, I would just have to like guess one because I mean, we've
talked about it on this podcast. I would I was poor.
So we really didn't have a go to store.
So not. Like Blockbuster.
You didn't go to Blockbuster as a kid or like I was an adult.
Alright, Well, OK, a blocker's been around for a while.
No, he. Was.
Dude I'm like 20 years older than you guys.
Movie Galaxy. OK, same thing.
A. Rental A.
Rental place Video Galaxy. Like roller rink?
Or something that way. OK, Roller rink.
Yeah, alright. Did you you?
Used to go to Plainfield rolling field.
Skating Cal. Doors, you know.
Yeah, the plates, the Plainfield.
Ames was a game store dude. Before Ames, it was called
Barkers. So Barkers KB.
Toys KB Toys is the. Shit dude, I got my this.
Is this is showing how different we are?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's rare that Toys R.
US is gone, you know. Yeah.
It's rare that we find differences in like, the way we
see things, but this is definitely an age, yeah.
I was a huge Abercrombie and Fitch guy back in the back, back
in my day. Used to.
Go in there. No.
I just their their jeans were money.
Like you. You appreciate a good pair of
jeans, right? Abercrombie and Fitch had the
best jeans and it's whatever. And now that the malls are just
dead, you have to order everything online.
Yeah, you can. Even, say, a mall, you know,
Yeah. Like just, but I'm just saying I
remember when the Crystal Mall, when Abercrombie and Fitch was
gone, I was like fuck 'cause like their shorts back when
cargo shorts were actually cool. You know what?
No, you can't wear cargo shorts anymore, all right?
You can't. It's old.
This is where we need a female opinion.
So if you're lose this, Nope. If you're, if you're, Nope.
If you're listening right now, do you appreciate that your man
wears cargo shorts? They might appreciate it, but.
It because let me tell you, my cargo shorts have saved the day
many times I. Agree, I wish they would come
back in style like when. You, when you go, when you go to
the amusement park with your family, all those extra pockets,
hold my keys, hold my wallet, hold this, hold that, hold this,
fucking blah, blah, blah, blah. Next thing you know, you all,
you got all your pockets filled and like everybody's happy,
right? I don't know, it just comes in
handy, I mean. I still wear cargo shorts to do
like. Nerd work to work.
Yeah, that. Like, you know, like when you're
doing stuff around the house, Yeah.
Like screws and whatever. It is amazing how trends just
happened like that. Like all of a sudden cargo
shorts was out but back early 2000s that was the go to like a
nice pair of Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch cargo
shorts was that was the peak of fashion back then but.
Yeah, so what's ours? Oh.
He said Barker. 'S Barker.
'S aims. Whatever, I'm saying Abercrombie
and fish before the malls. Basically you can tie it in with
the mall debacle. How Amazon?
Amazon took it all out. If you could ban an any modern
day technology, what would it be?
Social media and. Stop.
There's still so much good with it.
No. Like you have to Dave.
There is good. You are a huge.
Fan of social media, I'm. The only reason I have social
media is because of this. This right here.
This is why I have it. It's kind.
Of turned into something more than what it was, for sure.
Yeah, for sure. But I I just think there's the.
Way that there's still. Still more the way.
The algorithms are set up and I don't care what fucking social
media Facebook, Twitter X, whatever the fuck it's called
TikTok, blah blah blah the way the algorithms are set up it it
skews a lot of people's perceptions of what the world is
today yeah you know what I mean yeah so if I look up 1 video
that basically says one thing about a certain topic your.
Entire algorithm. Is now.
All. Of that, yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
So I'll watch one woodworking video of a guy doing something
and then all of a sudden they're they're showing me woodworking
tools on my my Amazon list and shit like that.
You're like, what I like. It's I get what you're saying.
I just, I feel like there's still so much good to social
media that just no. There is some good yeah.
I mean, you catch up with friends, you catch up with
family that you don't really see, cause a lot of the family
dynamic and friend dynamics are spread out over the, you know,
countries and some, you know, I mean, States and sometimes
countries. So it is good to keep in touch
with, with people and follow along with their lives and, you
know, keep, keep that sort of connection with them.
But I feel that there's a lot more harm now being done through
social media than there was in years past.
Yeah. You know my answer.
I I I think the safe answer. AI.
Right, that's the new thing. I've it's Oh.
I love AIIII think. It's correct.
I love it. I just don't see the the light
at the end of the tunnel doesn't look good to me.
It it doesn't it does. No, no, not even like end of the
world supercomputer type of shit.
It's more of like just the loss of creativity, artistry, the
like. That's where I see it going and
that's why I'm I would probably say it, but it's so good for
certain things. Did you?
See the South Park video. I posted what I made.
With Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You saw that one. We can't.
Say names, but no, I saw it. You saw it.
That was hilarious, 100. Percent AI, yeah, Which is
amazing because I'm not creative at all.
Yeah. But see, that's what I'm saying
and I'm just. Like and boom, there it is.
Yeah. Did I show you?
I'll I'll show you after so. You're alright.
So you're saying AI and I'm saying so sorry to be alright?
I. I'm.
Reluctant to say AI, but I think that's an easy answer.
We'll see. Where it goes, Yeah.
If you had to live in another country, which one would it be?
Scotland, OK. Fuck for.
Six months out of the year, Yeah.
And then, well, I was gonna say 1 country, but it's not doing
very well right now. What?
What were you? Gonna say.
South Africa, Australia. They're gonna murder you in a
farm. Scotland in Australia.
Australia. Australia is a good one.
I'm gonna go cheaper South American country where my money
can stretch. I'd probably go Argentina.
Go hang out with Z Germans down there.
Z Germans. Go hang out in Z Germans.
That's where Hitler went. Yeah, well, allegedly.
No, a lot of S S officers went down there and 100%.
A lot of a lot of Germans. In Hitler.
Columbia would be nice too. I love that Casey does not.
Yeah, bite. Any of his conspiracy theories
he. Won't bite there.
There just isn't dude good for. Anybody who's listening at home,
there's photos too. If you bring up the JFK
assassination, these two will get in a nine hour heated.
It's already. Been proven more than one Stop
no. We're not gonna start.
I'm not gonna start. I'm just giving you a insight
about how they work. Document dump?
Yep. More than one shooter.
But yeah, I'm going. You can't.
Get shot in the back of the head and have the back of your head
blow out. I'm going to get shot in the
front. Back of the head blows out.
I'm going. To go southern tropical southern
America tropical Bunny can get stretched, have a beautiful
beach house. Oh my God, like remember James
Bond? What movie was that?
Which one the new Daniel Craig James Bond.
Come on movie guy. There's been like.
Five of them when? He had the beach house.
He gave up. He he gave up and he moved to
the beach house in in somewhere is.
That the most recent one? Yeah.
Oh, no. Time to die, No?
Time to die, like just beach, house in somewhere in the middle
of nowhere, hang out, live my life all.
Right do. You like milk?
Yes. Absolutely not.
You don't like milk? Nope.
I don't like chocolate milk. Nope, cereal.
I'll eat it in like with cereal and some OK so.
You like milk? No, because I won't just drink a
glass of milk. I think that's incredibly
ridiculous. Like grown men drinking milk
just bugs me out. I'm like, what are you doing?
A tall glass of chocolate milk or a tall glass of milk?
Just. I don't know.
Well, I. Guess I guess I'm more you.
Know it's weird whenever because we just had wins on the show.
Yeah, you guys have gone out to breakfast with him.
What drink did he order? Chocolate milk chocolate.
Milk, right? Yeah, yeah.
He always orders a tall glass of chocolate milk.
He's like a 50 something year old, that's what I'm saying.
It's Wild 50. It's wild to see an adult drink
milk watching him order. Watching him order chocolate
milk is hilarious 'cause you know if he's the last one to go.
Coffee, water, orange juice, grapefruit, whatever.
I'll take a glass of chocolate milk.
Well. The.
Savages that we go to breakfast with, they order diet cokes.
Oh dude, they go breakfast? That's.
Crazy. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Coffee or water, that's what I do every I.
Do orange juice, orange juice and coffee because I can't eat
hot food and drink something hot, correct?
OK. I gotta have something to watch
so. My coffee is before the food and
if there's anything left after the food.
Yep. And then orange juice is during
the during the meal. Yeah, just.
Kind of like a same coffee. Like the same birth.
That's just. The right combination I gotta.
I gotta have something to drink. Occasionally I'll get a water
with but I usually won't touch it so.
Yeah, what was I just going to fucking say the.
Question was do you drink milk? Oh yes, so I'm not a milk
drinker per SE, that. Yeah, that's that's on my but I.
Do a lot of protein shakes, yeah.
I use milk for that and I. Use milk for that so.
If you're gonna do a protein shake, shake, though, like a
scoop a night, A scoop of peanut butter, protein milk.
I get that. It's almost like a a milkshake.
I'm I'll do a milkshake all day. It's just when people come, like
a grown adult sits down with a tall glass of cold milk, it
blows my mind. Like I don't know why what it
is. It's just I've never been a milk
like a just let me get a cup of milk person.
Yeah, I'll I'll cereal. Sure, Like I've any I can't.
I can't remember the last time I actually sat down and had a
glass of milk. I used to all the time when I
was in my 20s ish but well. Plus, we found out later that,
you know, it does. Milk isn't as good as everybody
makes it seem, and it's kind of is.
You know what, I I wish I drank a lot of the. 80's the 80s
brainwashed everybody into thinking that milk was like this
necessity to grow big and strong.
Let me. Tell you something?
No listen. 100% hear. Me out on milk, got milk.
The Got Milk campaign. Big milk.
It was just. Tricking us all.
So correct me if I'm wrong, I could be wrong.
I'm just kidding, I could be wrong Milk, I would say post
2000 so 2000 on the amount of hormones that are pumped into
milk have made young boys and young girls we've.
Talked about this on this model. Develop a lot faster than in
previous generations. Yes, because I I raised
stepdaughters, I have sons, right?
So I mean, we're talking ten, 11-12 years old for for both.
Going through puberty. Puberty.
Developing a hell of a lot fucking earlier, right?
I don't. Think that's just milk though.
That's just hormones in food in general, yeah.
So. But then again, we don't have
degrees in any of this so we're just going off of bullshit.
But you know, it's fun to listen to it's.
Fun. Yeah, but I'm, I'm just saying
we're not. Experts here, yeah.
We're not experts, but. Whatever they're putting.
Whatever they're putting in the food, it's making my kid have a
period at 11, yeah. So I don't know, you just
develop a lot earlier and you develop more, so to speak, if
you know where I'm going, OK. Father Ojar, you do what?
I'm just. Saying I'm just saying I don't
know where my son's got their shit from, but it was.
It wasn't you. It wasn't.
Me. You had to bend the fucking
milk. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, fucking. Thank you, Hood.
Yeah. Whatever.
Thanks. Gaelic Farm.
It is crazy when you watch those massive milk like Carol Farms,
you're like, oh, and the amount of chemicals that they put in it
to make it even, there's like blood and shit inside the raw
milk. It's kind of gross.
Yeah. All right, next question.
Do you like milk turned into that?
I love it. If you could instantly learn a
new skill, what would it be? Say that one more time you.
Could instantly learn a new skill.
What would it be like? A language like a?
Like a trade or? Mine would probably be coding
very simple. I would learn how to play
guitar, OK instrument or piano, piano, guitar, piano or guitar.
Imagine if you knew how to play piano for like a get together At
my house, I just had a if I just had a piano, everybody.
Gather on the piano. Yeah, and you just sing.
Yeah. I need you it's.
Your go to piano riff like what's your favorite like little
hook? It's pretty much everything,
yeah. You can sing anything with that.
Great. That would be.
That was a good answer. That was a good answer.
Because I've always been, say, wonderful.
Falling love. Love, maybe I don't fall.
I don't know, I thought it was 4.
I guess it works. Help falling in love I.
That was such a good answer because mine was instantly.
I've always wanted to be the guy that could play an instrument at
a party. But at the same time, I also
hate that guy, and I think a lot of people do.
He's a douche. Like, yeah, the guy, like the
guy who breaks out the, the acoustic guitar campfire.
You're like, oh, this dude's a fucking douchebag.
Anybody. Wanna hear it too?
Wonderwall just. Having a guitar.
Day. You act a little bit crazy.
But it would that would be a good skill to have.
Yeah, I would love to play for me, I play drums already.
I I've learned how to play drums, but I don't know, drums
is a lot of coordination, I think.
Well, so is any instrument. So the thing with with guitar
and piano, your hands have to do like separate things at the same
time, you know what I mean? So if you're doing a guitar,
you're doing this, you're plucking your strings and you're
also doing this and piano, you're doing something here and
then like something here, you know what I mean?
So it's very like, push your feet.
Yep, Yep. No, no, it well, I.
Guess with drums too, because drums you're doing a hi hat and
then the the snare and the bass. I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess.
So you're going music? I would probably go to the
language route. I think it'd be amazing to be
able to fluently speak in another language.
Swahili No. I'd probably go, if I had to
choose one, Spanish. I think it'd be fun, yeah.
It'd be fun to be able to actually travel to different
countries, actually be able to use like and not be like and
then be like, Hey, relax, man. I.
Just talked to you in English like your your Spanish isn't
that good. I I think it's such a useful.
Tool. Like especially.
With Casey, you should know he's a world traveler.
Oh, whatever. Oh yeah.
He, yeah, Casey's a man of the of the world.
He's been. Everywhere.
The guy literally had a beer in the where.
In the World is Casey Moore. Yeah, Casey's had a beer in the
same hall that Hitler gave his fucking speech.
So I did go to where Hitler gave his, I don't know, goals of the
Reich or whatever before there was a Reich.
So. But I did not have a beer there.
Well. You guys didn't get beer at the.
It's a beer hall, isn't it? Beer's disgusting, right?
Oh. Yeah, you do hate beer.
I don't know how you don't have a what?
Are you trying to tell us Casey the Hofbrau?
House or something? He's in Munich.
It was in Munich, yeah. That's where the.
Munich. He's been to SO.
He went all to the Swiss out the major sites of Hitler.
Is that like any bucket list? No.
It just happens to be something when you're in Munich.
I did go to Dachau and the concentration camp and.
How did the concentration camps make you feel?
So, all right, this is going to be controversial.
I don't even know if I should talk about this.
No, no, that's a, that's a very good because we've talked about
this when you came back from that that yeah.
So it it was too pleasant. Yeah.
No, no, it's it's a true, we've talked about this.
Oh, you mean? You mean when?
You go to Auschwitz, you're supposed to have this eerie
feeling. This is what he's saying.
So. They made it very touristy.
Yeah, it, it's like, it was like we were walking out and, you
know, I was just like, man, this is just too pleasant.
Like right there are people like there's families that are like
skipping and laughing and having a great time and all that stuff.
I'm like, we just walked out of the gas chambers where like, you
know, people were, you know, and, or the, the, the
crematoriums where people were like, you know, burned and
stuff. Yeah.
I was like, why? Why is everybody like so
cheerful? Yeah, it's.
A beautiful setting as murals they.
Actually banned. Like I think at Auschwitz they
actually banned people from doing social media 'cause people
were like live streaming. Yeah, from Auschwitz, they
actually banned that because. But.
I also think Auschwitz does a good job of keeping it very
somber. At DACA, like DACA was a like a,
a political reeducation camp. It wasn't like the same thing as
Auschwitz or anything like that, but so.
The political descendants or whatever of yeah.
If you were like against the Reich or whatever, they'd send
you there and stuff and a lot it was just.
A work camp. It wasn't a death camp.
A lot of people died there, though.
Yeah. And but it's so like it's so
clean and mocha and there's like, it's very like sterile.
Like you go through like where they kept a lot of people.
OK, you go through where they kept a lot of people.
And yeah, it's just like it's just a lot of information and,
and that's a that's kind of it. And then you go out like where
they had all of the, the barracks and stuff like that.
And they're all they, they recreated a couple of them so
you could get an idea, but they're recreations.
So they're very clean. They're very like well kept.
There's like no, no wear on them at all.
And you just kind of walk through and you like, you see
like what their, their bathrooms look like or whatever.
And then you, you keep kind of walking down and they have like
churches there. There's like a few different
kinds of denominations of churches.
And then at the end, you get to the, the, the, the, you know,
the crematorium add on, which was added on after, and you go
through that and that's all been like, you know, stripped and
it's clean and it's, and so you, you know, you, you have to kind
of use your imagination as to kind of what this would have
been like. And, you know, and then as
you're walking out, you can kind of see like the guard tower and
you can see the, the grass where like if you stepped on the
grass, because it's like dirt, dirt road.
And if you stepped on that, that would let the guard know that
like, oh, they need to shoot you or whatever.
And then there's like a big pit. And then you got to like get up
the pit. And then that's where the
electrified barbed wire fences. And so it's like really so like
that is all still there for the most part, but like everything
else, it's like you just kind of have to use your imagination for
it. And I think that's why I like,
that's what I was observing was a lot of families and like they
were just having like a fun time.
They weren't really it, it didn't, it didn't carry the
heavyweight that I felt like it should.
And I feel like that's just because of how it's presented by
the by the people there. Because when you read about it
or you even just walk through and you're, and you actually
read and listen to what they're trying to teach you as to like
what happened here, Like it's, it's heavy, but it, you know,
there's just a lot of information to process and it
seems like people just kind of. Just just, they're just there
for the tourist. Yeah.
And it. Was a it was a beautiful day,
like the sun was out and like the wind was blowing and so
yeah, it was just so yeah, there's it's, it's, it's all
that so do. You think that Auschwitz does a
good job of portraying I. Think so dark Yeah, I've I've.
Well, I've never been no, but I'm but I've.
We've all watched. I've watched YouTube videos of.
Tours we watched. I watched a movie.
What was that movie that that came out recently about Rudolf
Haas? Oh.
My God fucking Christ, one of my favorite movies of the year.
The the fuck? Oh my God it's literally one of
my favorite movies of the year. Too.
No, no, no, I don't know. Isn't that like the nuclear?
No, no, no. Well, that was the German.
Guy, it was a 24, made it literally won best an Oscar for
best sound. Oh my God, It's gonna space.
I'm gonna space out on it. Yeah.
So anyway, you're. Absolutely I don't.
I don't want but. At the end of that movie that
like that when he's in the the like modern days, like he's
experiencing so that, you know, I, I pull from that just because
it's most recent in my memory. But like, you see all of the,
the eyeglasses or the shoes or the clothes or the luggage or
all this stuff and you know he's, he's reacting to it.
And you don't know if he's reacting to it because it's
horrific, the amount of death that went through there, or if
he's upset because it all went like his vision.
His vision failed. Vision for the right.
It failed, right? So you you don't know, but like
I'm. Gonna let you guys continue
talking about this. I'm gonna go to bathroom while
we're still recording this. You guys can carry it, right?
Oh, I know. It's it's we're done here.
I. Feel like, oh, you're done.
Well, I feel like I was wrapping up, but OK, alright.
So yeah, I, so I think in that if, if, if, if, if DACA had been
similar to that, I'm not saying it's, it's identical, but if it
had been kind of similar to that and it wasn't so like cleaned
and sterilized like I, I feel like it would people would, it
would resonate more with people and it would carry a different
weight and people would react differently.
Agreed. Agreed.
I, I know exactly what you're saying.
When when you came back from that and you I, I could see that
happening. Yeah.
OK. So yeah, it makes sense all.
Right. So, yeah, the the name of that
movie was Zone of Interest. Thank you.
Yes, we looked it up. We.
Looked it up during Dave's pea break.
Yes, zone of interest, if anybody is a historical.
Fan No. No, I didn't.
No. I paused it, but if anybody
actually likes historical movies, movies that are based on
true stories, yeah. Zone of Interest, a 24 Fantastic
movie of the year for me at that point, yeah, I don't care.
I know it didn't get nominated for a lot, but you know.
Where I love it won. Best sound?
Yeah, I. Love the ambient light in your
bathroom. Thank you.
Did the big. We got the candle going.
It's still. Got it.
Still got it. Yeah, I'm telling you, when that
Toto goes in there, dude, you guys are gonna be like, I'm
never gonna not shit at Garrett's house.
Alright, we're still doing rapid wood.
Yeah. Oh, OK, that's right.
Yeah. Keep firing, keep firing away.
Rapid fire we're. We're yeah, this is the fastest
rapid fire. Quick.
Somehow. We got a Nazi Germany.
Fuck is going on? Wait, was this to say we were
talking about we went from I don't.
Even know what the question was Colon.
Cancer to fucking. So the reason?
The reason? We talked about right now is
because we were talking about if you could live in another
country. You guys.
Call me a wall traveller or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all. Right.
Next question. So yeah, Scotland, Australia,
Scotland. Australia and you said I.
Said somewhere it doesn't matter, you said.
Argentina. Somewhere, somewhere South
America. Yep, all right, The bottom of
Chile. Sure.
It's cold down there. It's right near Antarctica.
No, no, that's too far down here.
I'm, I'm going Columbia, Argentina.
OK, Yeah. You'll be you'll black.
Dealer you'll blend, right? Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, I will. Yeah.
You'll be a fucking runner before you know it.
No, I'll be hanging out and chilling.
Chilling. Well, all right, El.
Salvador, that's very safe. There maybe this will help you.
It's. Very safe there now actually.
Yeah, they do have a super prison.
I know I'll be. Fine down there.
Safe now they're all in America, so shut up.
Well, if you could, if you could have any superpower, what would
it be? Did we have this?
Before I thought we answered invisible.
You said invisible 100%. I said flying or teleportation.
That would. Save so much time.
Invisible. OK, I would.
You're a fucking freak. I would break.
Into so many people's houses. Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed
to be. Yeah, I know.
You'd be look at look at the face that he's making right now.
I. Don't think he'd be able to keep
quiet. Like he'd be invisible, but you
wouldn't be invisible somebody. Means sitting there taking a
shower and also in here. What the fuck is that noise?
Teleportation. Could you imagine actually
having teleportation? Oh.
Dude, anywhere you want to go, no car, no nothing, just.
What's up, guys? Yeah.
Pop in. There you go all.
Right. Yeah, favorite subscription
service and it doesn't have to be like.
Netflix. Or it can.
Be anything, any subscription. Only fans.
Stop. You don't even I don't.
I know for a fact you don't have an Onlyfans.
Yeah, I did. I did subscribe to 1 because it
was like, oh, and this is where I get you stop.
No, this is where I get you. Stop, I thought.
You were gonna go No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
OK. So this is where I get you.
So they're like you find like this really super hot chick,
right? And they're like, oh, join my
only fans now for 599, right? So you join it, it's like fuck
it, it's like 5 bucks. Fuck yeah, you're hot.
I'll fucking check you out, right?
And then once you get in for the 5 bucks then they're like oh to
see my video pay an extra fucking $75.00 to.
See the color code. Right.
And it's like, go fuck yourself, you.
Missed that one one over your head.
What color code? Which one?
Never mind, keep going the color code like like, you know how
like the color code for a paint like if you like, hey, I like
cherry blossom red. It's like oh it's there's a code
like the. Hex code.
To see my hex, the hex code, you got to subscribe to the next
color or the next tier. Yeah, yeah.
It's always, it's a marketing place like, oh, if you want
these type of videos, you got to spend this much.
This much. Yeah, No.
What was your answer? Favorite subscription service?
I don't know, I'll come back to it.
What's yours? Probably.
Spotify, like it's it's an easy answer, but Spotify is just I
use it so much and the algorithm is so good and like the way they
do the daily mixes and stuff like that.
Compare I I hate Apple Music. I don't know what it is.
I love Apple phones. I have Apple, yeah.
I have Apple everything but it seems Spotify.
Will always be my go to and it's the it's the for me.
It's the money that I don't mind spending.
I get mad about spending my $27.00 for Netflix or HBO or
what all my other subscriptions I'm like I don't do I use it
that much? Spotify in my Car 9. 99, yeah.
It's I use it all the time. Yeah, by far.
Yeah, Spotify's a good one. I'd probably say Blue Chew.
What do? You actually use blue chew.
I haven't. No, I haven't you.
Never used it? No, you never used Viagra.
I mean, I have it. Gestation boner pills but.
That's that. No Rhino. 7000 no you.
You want to know how I got it, how this is a good story All
right so back when I was married.
I don't really want to go divulge too much information,
but you're. You're already there, dude.
One, one of her family members had to have like a heart
transplant kind of thing. So I would bring them to the, to
the doctors because at that point it was so bad they
couldn't, they weren't allowed to drive.
So I would, I would bring them to the doctors and stuff like
that. And the doctor, while we were
there, he was, he was on the, the person that was with was on,
they had Viagra, right? And they were on.
That needed a heart transplant. Yeah, that's right.
Don't, don't. Ask me whatever.
Well, they weren't. They weren't on the nitrates
because you can't mix the Viagra with the nitrates, right?
I don't. Think Viagra's good for anybody
who needs a heart has a Yeah, I don't.
Know whatever yeah but anyways he had that right so he was low
so he asked the doctor he's like hey I need more so the doctor
was like OK and then he said I only have one left in this jar
in this whatever prescription bottle do you want it?
And I'm like. Fuck.
It, yeah, I'll take it whatever right so I was on at the time I
was on high blood pressure medication.
Not good either, right? OK.
Yeah. So.
Then I went to my doctor's appointment like a few days
later, and I was like, hey, I'm on high blood pressure meds,
right? Is Viagra OK to take with that
medication? He's like, yeah, why you need
some? And I'm like, sure, yeah, yeah,
I need it, Yeah. So I got a prescription for
Viagra and that's how it happens.
So yeah, anyway. But I always want to try blue
chew. I mean it's the same.
Thing right? Yeah, I mean, everybody talks
about it, so I'm like, yeah, it's.
One of those shady like doctors that you type to text.
On like the online Doctor? Yeah.
Yeah, so tech, so technically,
hey. Blue Chew sponsor us, by the
way. So technically I I do have a
prescription for for for Viagra. OK.
It's on my medical records. OK, nothing.
To be ashamed of. No.
So you're gone with Butcher now? You've never used it?
Yeah, I. Want to try it?
Yeah, I just think it's cool that you can just go online and
get a subscription for fucking Dick pills.
And nowadays you can do anything online.
Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool.
All right, go. To fast food.
Burger King. Burger King.
Classic.
We're talking about Oh no, wait, I don't know if this is
considered fast food Chipotle. Yeah, Chipotle drive through has
a drive through has. A drive through.
It's fast food. But it's not a drive through,
it's a it's a pick up lane. Oh, is it?
Yeah. You have to order.
Before you have to order before and it's.
Still, it's fast food. It doesn't matter.
It's it's fast food, yeah. I would say Chipotle because
like if you. Want to be specific?
Even like Chili's and Outback and Texas bro that's.
Not fast food, it's. Fast food on nice plates.
I don't care what you say they have.
To make it. That's not anybody who's been on
TikTok. Understand when you watch it,
it's the same shit. Bro.
Different microwave, No. There's a difference between
meal prepping or prepping pre prepping food and then just
having it. We just fucking just slap it all
the fucking together. McDonald's the same way.
It's still frozen, like frozen patties put on the You can't.
Go into Chili's and like get your food in 5 minutes no?
Correct. You gotta sit there and wait.
You're gonna wait for a bit? Sure.
I just I still classify that shit as fast food.
Well. If Chili's doesn't have a drive
through then it's not fast food. I don't think they.
Have it to go booth but. That's that's no, that's not the
same. Go to fast food.
Really. Burger can go over.
McDonald's. No, I said Chipotle.
I changed it. Chipotle.
Yeah. Have you had their?
They're burrito bowls. They're good.
I actually like I like Moe's no.
I I did popular. Man, I like I.
Used to like Moe's. No, I used to like Moe's.
Now it's Chipotle. They have now they have the hot
honey chicken burrito bowl. Fucking amazing.
I'm. Going to go with the OG.
The best. The best that's ever done it.
McDonald's McDonald's baby. Woo.
So fucking lame all. Day, every day.
So it is what it is. So you can't, you know?
What you and Ethan need to you. Cannot fuck with the best.
It is what it is. Sorry.
Burger King is shit. Burger King is ass, the food
sucks and it's gone downhill since for some reason McDonald's
has been kicking their ass so bad that but at least around
here the Burger Kings around here suck.
Yeah, they they're bad. Hit or miss?
Can't go wrong with a flame broiled burger I.
Do like the Whopper, the original chicken sandwich.
Whopper is very good, but fucking.
Whopper is fucking amazing. Whopper.
Cheese. Out of all the fast food burger
joints besides well around here because I will say 5.
Guys cost you more than going out to like I.
Will say you can go to hell. 'S Kitchen or Five Guys, It's
the same fucking price. I will say, yeah, I I don't fuck
with five guys anymore. It's too.
Expensive to be I. Would say the probably the best
best food burger joint is probably in and out.
But Wendy's has Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger burger,
better burgers than McDonald's and Burger King.
Yeah, Wendy's is really good too.
I. Just don't like their fries.
I love their fries. If you're not a fry like a a
thick cut fry guy, like yeah, you're not going to like Wendy.
The the girthy fries. The girthy fries, Yeah, I don't
know, McDonald's. There's not a fast food joint
that where you can get a burger that tastes like a burger off
the grill, then Burger King Burger.
King does does it. They do have a flame.
Broiler Flame. Broiler it's it's pretty good.
It's not bad, it's just it doesn't beat 1/4 pounder.
Come. On and I feel like shit as in
the whole day after I I don't care I.
Can guarantee you right now you can get you can order 1/4
pounder from McDonald's leave it on your kitchen counter and
it'll. Look the exact same for five
days. Yep, just leave it right there
and. That's fine.
I I'm not, I'm not eating there because I'm a health conscious.
Do we? Eat it and it'll just taste the
same because there's so much fucking chemicals it.
Doesn't matter, it's so. Good.
It's so good. I love Mickey D's Don't get me
started about the breakfast. I'm gonna say Chipotle, 2nd
place Burger King, OK? I'm going with the best.
OK, the OG surprised. Since you worked at Domino's,
you didn't say Domino's. Domino's is good Dom Domino's
Pizza has risen so far above the competitions.
They. But I'm just saying, like out of
Papa John's Little Caesars, they have risen so far above that
they're. Fast food there is.
No, they're the McDonald's of pizza.
For sure, I would say even like there's still things close to
McDonald's in the fast food industry for burgers where
Domino's is so far ahead of the pizza competition.
I feel like it's just it's not worth it.
You can't even catch them. Little Caesars taste like
homeless pizza. Like dude, like like like like
like like a Digiorno microwaved I I I ate.
Actually, di giorno di giorno, frozen pizza is better than
little. Caesars it's disgusting, 100%.
Now granted us people that live in the area we do, we have some
great pizza up here, right? We're yeah, we're.
A an hour and a half train ride to New York City from where we
are. There's a lot of great pizza
snots. Yeah.
We have just drove past New Haven.
That's what I'm saying. We have the the the pizza.
Capital of the world, yeah. Like even like mom and pop shops
make great fucking pizza up there.
So us, I feel like we have a good scout on pizza.
Right. And as far as the Caesars is the
bottom of the fucking barrel, Yeah, that's.
What I mean? Yeah, hot and ready.
Yeah, that's. All even their slogan.
Yeah, just hot and ready. There's nothing like.
Nothing, nothing more to it. Yeah, it's just hot.
It's. Just hot and ready, Yeah,
anybody can come in. If you could cure any ailment,
what would it be? Cancer.
It's not obesity after all.
Let's talk about it, yeah? Who cares?
I. Don't know if that's an all.
Dude, you want like we've talked about this in the ready room.
You walk through a cancer like a cancer wing of a child,
children, hospital. There's there's nothing we need
to say cancer. Get the fuck rid of it.
It's it's over. They don't.
Nobody deserves that. As a recovering.
Obese. Person.
Obese person. I will say it was 100% my choice
to get to that point because I did nothing to stop it.
Nobody. Deserves.
But cancer is is, I mean, yeah. Most of the time it's not
something you inflict on yourself, it's something.
You, it's just you get every, everybody's born with the gene
for cancer, Everybody whether or not becomes active or when it
becomes active or when, whatever, I don't know.
There's there's. Not even a a better guess than
that, but what? If you're somebody who's just
addicted to cigarettes and you get lung cancer, it.
Is what it is. I mean they can get grandfather
flipping. That on themselves.
But it's Grandpa man at that point, because there's so many
people that don't deserve it, right?
I'm not saying those people deserve it.
Yeah, I'm just trying to. You can't.
You can't pick and choose on what who you who you want to
cure and who you don't. Yeah, you know what I mean.
It's. Like Saint Jude, Look at Saint
Jude in general, Cancer, it's like that's all you have to do.
Yeah, that was easy. OK, Yeah.
This one's an interesting follow up.
OK, which Pokémon would you be? Charizard.
Charizard I. Have no idea who Pokémon he's.
He's the dragon right? Or the lizard or whatever.
Yeah. I don't know.
My kids used to do the Pokémon. I just remember Charizard my.
Kids used to do the Pokémon Typhlosion.
OK, All right. You're sorry.
No, no. No.
No, no. Hey, no listeners.
No. Listen.
He.
No, he's only saying that name because he knows that, and
probably a lot of people who aren't fucking nerds don't know
what it is. Typhlosion, Charizard's a good
answer. Charizard is up there for me
too. Do you know who Ty flew?
I have no. Idea I know Charizard is I know
like the original 100 and 5000. 51 Who's the original 151?
There's about now 1500. That's crazy, yeah.
All right. And so these mono work, so is
TARF Ty. Flozion is Ty Flo.
Google it. Google it and bring it up How?
How do you spell Ty Flozion? Just the way it sounds is Ty.
Flozion the the original or is he the like the no?
He is AI think he's 4th generation 4th.
Generation. Mistaken is.
It the like a lizard thing. With with fire coming out of the
tail. Because Charizard is the next
generation of or. Cineroar.
I'll go in cineroar too. Who's who's?
Who's before? Who's the first one?
Charmander He. All right.
Charmander goes it's Charmander is the first one, and then
Charmelion's the same million, and then Charizard.
And Charizard evolution. So, all right, so this is woo.
My guy, so in the next generation it's.
Like a Wolverine, all right. That's tie flow.
She's. Actually cracked out of his
mind. So right there.
See, so that's the that. So it's the same thing,
Syndiquill right there. See the evolution?
Go to the left, You're going to the bathroom again.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Is that? It OK, yeah, yeah.
So it's the same thing. It's the fire starter Pokémon
for that generation. OK, there's.
Not so. What is the little guy?
Syndiquil that. Syndiquil And then what does it
go to? There's four, there's five
evolution things. There's not.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
There's three. It's the same way.
It's like, jeez, they're. Getting.
It's it's over there. If you go back, if you hit the
back button up, scroll up, scroll up to the left, look down
right there, download down right there.
Oh, I. See.
OK, so they are, yeah. So that's the third now that's
so that's the start the fire starter part Pokémon for the
newer, young, younger generation.
OK of Pokémon, but type lotion in in center or two would be my
second option, which in center or which is the other fire type
for you guys are fucking listen. Anybody who listens like knows
Pokémon bro. Get at me boy, you're.
Fucking you got the World of Warcraft, you got fucking
Pokémon. Shit, you got like, what else?
Do you have much money? You can make off Pokémon cards
in today's world. It's insane.
It is pretty crazy. You got any?
Other secrets you want to tell us like.
I. Just know Pokémon dog OK that
is. What it is?
What was the other one? Charizard was a good choice.
Charizard is a dragon. Ball Z you.
Want to talk about anime? We'll go on a whole.
Tie. Around Are you a Dragon Ball Z
guy I. That's my childhood.
But yeah, I mean, there's so many more animes you can't.
Go wrong with a. With a it's.
Classic, yeah. It's Charizard.
Yeah, I'm not. Saying you're wrong for your
answer. Charizard is the one of the
greatest Pokémon ever made, right?
I. Mean look how majestic so.
Majestic, like a flying through. Wait, you type?
In PSA 10 Charizard shadowless. No, just I'm just curious, no.
No, we're not. Yeah, we're.
Not getting a. Pokémon.
I just want to see how much it's a.
Pokémon rant here, million. Dollar card right there.
I'm insane. For a fucking Pokémon card.
All right, go ahead. All right.
So you're Charizard and whatever you said, tie, flush, tie.
Yeah, tie flows. You should say snorlax because
all you do is sleep. That's true, Yeah.
Yeah. How about?
Snorlax is an OG. He is, yeah.
No call LAX because he never fucking messes his phone.
That's true. Yeah, you're a little bit.
Leave my. Phone when I get home it it just
disappears. Seriously, I don't know, I just
throw it, dude. I'll.
Text you and like literally 3 days will go by.
Listen, doesn't that sound refreshing to just live your
life? Just like the minute you walk in
the door, just Chuck your shit and just who?
Gives a fuck. Okay, yeah.
All right, we're. Like, hey, what day are we
getting together? Or Friday?
Yeah, I'll see you then. Or you don't even.
But I would be fine with that because all right, so I sent a
text about today's show a couple days ago we had.
Training. Yeah, it was after training that
night. And you and I converse like back
and hey. What time?
What do we get together? We, we we acknowledge each
other. You didn't acknowledge anyone
until. 30. Minutes until we had to get
together. Until this morning.
Like, are we still good? You're like, Yep, 10. 30.
What? What was it?
It was it was it last year. Think about it, guys, think
about it. Yeah, fucking like just get
home, throw your phone back, all I.
Would say is like when we're trying to plant it on.
The table just give. Me a thumbs up.
That's not a thumbs up. Just like it.
Yeah, you. Know whatever and.
Then you can throw away your phone.
Yeah, I. Wish I wish you guys could live
like the nomad that I am, the Genghis Kong, the Genghis Kong
that I no. You know what it is, He has the
phone right next to him. No, I don't.
He has. The phone right now, I really
don't, but he's on his fucking computer playing fucking World
of Warcraft, correct? That's very correct 70.
Two hours, Howard Straight spot. On.
I just remember one time where we had works, I don't know, some
whatever, and I'm sleeping and the phone rings and it was
Garrett and I'm like, OK, I'm obviously going to answer this
because Garrett doesn't usually call me, so he must need
something. And the the good true friend
that I am, I'm going to be there for him.
I. Would answer your.
If you called me, I would answer 100% don't, don't, don't, don't.
I'm, we worked that night and obviously we were working the
night, you know, the next night. So I wake up, I answer the phone
thinking it's my friend who needs me, and it's fucking
Grayson. Oh no, it's Garrett's son.
And he's like, hey, Jarry? And I'm like, hey, what's up,
bud? And you're still you're half,
yeah. What's going on?
He's like nothing. How's it going?
And then all of a sudden I hear in the like way in the distance,
Grayson Hang. Up the fucking phone.
And also just like click and I'm like.
Dude, you shouldn't feel honored.
And the kid thinks like, hey, I'm going to call Dave and say
what's up to him, Yeah. You should feel honored.
Yeah, I do feel honored. I just thought it was funny.
That's pretty good. Yeah.
All right, So I that that may be part of the reason why Gary
doesn't answer us, because. Listen.
Coming, kids. Have his phone.
That is 100% true, but you should feel honored though
because I guarantee you, you call me at 3:00 in the morning
to bail you out of jail. Believe me, I've done it.
I've had like there's proof of this.
Oh, I. Know, I know I.
Will be there I. Know this?
Yeah. Or.
Come pick you up in a shitty situation.
I'll be there, yeah. Yep.
So you guys heard it here, all our listeners, yeah, Garrett's
there for you, yes. He's given.
You want me to bail out of jail? Yeah.
Hit up the hit up the podcast. I'm not giving you my number.
Send this a. Mail call question. 86-O I'll
get. There eventually.
If you could bring a fantasy world to life, what would it be?
That's such a good question. You're you're Yeah, This might
be your no. It's you like Lord of the Rings,
you. You grew up in your the 80s.
There's gotta be. A fantasy I was gonna.
Say it's like fantasy world's worrying.
Wizard of Oz. Never ending story.
Yeah, I was. Gonna say that too.
Fuck you got me on that one. Never I'm.
Surprised you're not like Wow or whatever, you know?
No, you don't want to live in that world.
You. Don't want to live in that
world? It's not a forgiving world, OK?
Harry Potter like. Oh, Harry Potter, that would.
Be good. Wonderful.
Yeah, for sure. I'm going to say another one
that you guys won't know anything what I'm saying.
Demon Slayer. Oh yeah, I have no idea.
Yep, just the people that know will know.
Demon Slayer 100% you're a. Fucking weirdo.
Yeah, where do you? I didn't.
Realize. I want to be a Hashira.
I. Didn't realize how fucking
strange you are. I like it all dude.
And that's. Where the podcast ended.
The people that know. Will know what is.
That like a never ending state? No, it's an anime.
Oh. It's an anime.
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So. Should I be?
Should I be looking this up right now?
No, you don't have to. I mean.
What is it? Demon Slayer Demon.
Slayer. It's absolutely fantastic.
This thing right here. Yes, it's an absolutely
fantastic world. Oh, what about My Hero Academia?
No. That's the corniest.
Fan base sucks too. Fanbase sucks.
They all smell. My Hero Academia, Yeah.
It's all it's all a bunch of weird, like, yeah, Discord
kitten fucking like that kind of shit.
I'm surprised none of. You guys said Harry Potter.
I'm disappointed. But why you're gonna say Harry
Potter? No Harry Potter is a good
anything. But you know, you're just yeah,
you can be a wizard. Yours is.
Gonna be Harry Potter. Weren't, weren't you guys like?
Big all geeked. Out in fucking Harry Potter a
couple years ago. Without a doubt.
I'm still geeked out. Yeah, I.
I I like Harry Potter. Well, you didn't.
You didn't mention anything about it, though it would.
Be it was already that's that's like I I try to I'm trying to go
like off of the. Box, Yeah.
Yeah, Harry Potter would be my choice regardless, but that's
also we we our generation, we grew up on the books.
It was literally like we were. The same age as the characters.
Mine would mine would be Twilight.
No. Oh, I forgot about Twilight.
Twilight. Sucked.
Team Edward, or who was it Edward and IT?
Was just what was cold at that time.
Jake, no Jacob. Jacob, Jake, I don't know.
Yeah. Team Edward.
Team Jacob. Is it Jacob You could be.
A werewolf or a vampire? I just.
I never got the the vampire. Vampire.
Do you wanna talk about it? All right, wait, wait, wait.
You wanna talk about a good vampire movie?
My little vampire. With yes, that kid from Stewart.
Little from Stewart. Little great fucking movie.
That's my vampire movie of choice.
There is a vampire movie with Alyssa Milano.
It was from the 80s, that was. Now she was the 80s heartthrob,
yeah. Dude, I had a crush on Alyssa
Milano growing up because we're we're roughly the same age so I
actually grew up with her. So when she was on 8, she.
Still looks good at this day, yeah?
She when she was on Who's the boss, you know when she was like
14/15/16, I was around the same age so don't think I'm like a
fucking pedo. So I actually grew up with her
with it's like, what? What's the movie called?
It's called Kiss of the Vampire or Knight of the Vampire or
something. Vampire.
Yeah, but it's the first time she did a fucking full neat nude
scene. Alyssa Milano did a nude scene,
yeah. Wait.
Bro bring it up. I never he would.
Know exactly what? Second, it's it's actually.
At 33. Minutes and 62 seconds you got.
To go back a little bit, right? Yeah, right there.
I never masturbated so much about.
Oh my God. Alyssa Milano, if you're
listening. Did you did you ever see the
episode of Impractical Jokers? I know it's controversial right
now because all the shit we're finding out about them with.
Whitney. No, Alyssa Milano went.
That was murder's punishment. He had to be oiled up in a in a
Speedo and he was supposed to be a joke.
And then he came. It was his.
It was his childhood crush. No Whitney from a wait.
Am I thinking of somebody else? You.
Might be thinking of somebody else because Whitney from fuck
what is that he? He came out oiled up and he had
an interview with her and that was his childhood crush.
OK. So then now I'm thinking the
one. That the one that played Winnie
from a fuck. What was that in the fucking 90s
show? Can you bring up Alyssa Milano
so I'm not? Who's Winnie?
Winnie. Help me out.
Winnie the character. It was a show about a boy and a
girl. Like Winnie was the girl.
The boy had a crush on her. Fuck, what the fuck show was
that? I don't.
Know leave it in the comments. Oh.
Yeah, she's, she's fucking on. It OK, so we're thinking of
totally two different people. Go to pull up see see if you can
pull up character the character named Winnie.
See if that pops up to anything. Fuck what was that show the
character net worth. Wait, what are you what are you
Googling over there? Casey, you it's.
Just generic Winnie. I'm not, I'm not signed in W.
INNWINN i.e. Winnie the Pooh.
No, no, no. Why?
I.e. i.e. I.e no, not Winnie the Pooh.
Why is it keep going up with Alyssa Milano?
Oh yeah. Get off the Google search.
Go to a clip. Yeah, Winnie from the movie
Winnie. From the TV show Hang On Winnie.
TV shows very much there's. Nothing but the top of the line
here for what's. Is it a movie?
Is a show. It's a TV show.
TV show Wonder. Years wonder Years.
Wonder years Winnie. Wonder years.
Winnie Wonder years. That's who I'm thinking, yeah,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm thinking of. What's her actual name?
Yeah. Winnie.
Yeah, who am I thinking? What's her name?
Winnie. The actress.
Not Winnie Cooper. It's Danica.
Danica. Yes, Danica, okay.
That's who I'm thinking of. Yes, I.
Saw that episode I got. Alyssa Milano and her mixed up.
Sorry I don't know this is I was fucking 3/4 when that came out
or. OK, Yeah, All right.
We're we're we're I. Don't know what are we.
Talking about I. Like this though, I like how
we're just ramping I. Have no idea where we are right
now so. Just for the the the the to
queue up our intros is right next to the split thing.
So that's why oh, that's. My mail call.
That's my mail call, right? I was.
Doing too much at once. And he's the sober one.
Yeah, I don't. Know All right.
Have you ever broken a bone? No.
Multiple. What'd you break?
Oh God, I'm. About to break this bladder
cause. Yeah, I know.
I gotta pick two, at least three, three toes, my knee,
whatever it is. The knee socket that went
around, I broke my hand. Is that the three?
Places. No, it's what's it called?
Patella, right. It's.
Where the ACL sits, the motorcycle accident.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Whatever it is.
What happened in that In that I? Murdered a dog.
You murdered a couple fingers. I broke my hand in three places.
I broke my what's this bone here in three places?
I don't know. Whatever it is my my arm, my
hand. I don't know.
I've broken so much shit. I just was between skateboarding
motorcycles. Dirt bikes.
So stay off of motorcycles. Dirt bikes and skateboards, yes.
Correct. Yes, because it's not fun.
It doesn't mean well. You have the body I.
Would go back in a second but my wife.
Motorcycles are my. Wife won't let me.
No, not. Until the kids are grown.
God, I want that makes sense. Like again dude, you.
Don't, yeah, by then, By then, she told.
Me. She's like you want.
You're gonna fucking leave me with these little shits?
By the by the time they're maybe.
Raise these kids by myself. I fucking.
Love, Kelly and by. The time they're adults, you're
not gonna be able to get your leg over to get on the
motorcycle. I'll be fine.
I'll get a nice cruiser for a once.
Yeah, just be like a fucking Oh, you can be.
Brother. Brother, brother, brother, you
can be 1. Of those guys that have like the
the saddlebags with yeah yeah, the stereo, just the cruiser
like the fucking. Ape hangers the.
Problem with me is if you give me a crotch rocket, I'm gonna
drive it like an asshole because it's just who I am.
So right. Well, we got.
You never broke a bone in your life.
You played football and shit. How did you not Well?
I I never broke a bone, however I did dislocate and separate my
shoulder all at the same time. That's crazy.
Yeah, I have an actual dead person's ACL in my knee right
now. Guys.
From here, it's it's screwed in. I have titanium screws from here
to here, and it's a cadaver. I had to.
Oh, my God. You want to talk about something
morbid? OK, I had to, right?
Yeah, that's a dumb question. So after my surgery, they gave
me a pamphlet with the guy's picture.
So you know who did it? Yes, and.
Like a letter to send to his family and I.
Asked them yes. To thank the family for.
Thank you for your father I. Did too.
I wrote a really nice letter. I felt.
I You don't have to. They ask you if you want to do
it or not, and when you say yes, you.
Do they give you the information they?
Give you the information they give you a like a it's like a
kind of like a pre filled out thing.
And then you just put your own letter and all that stuff.
But I wrote a nice thing 'cause I just, I felt at that point I
felt grateful. Like I I would want that if if I
was if like I gave my organs to Yeah, we.
We got a we got a letter in the mail after my father passed away
that he saved someone's eyesight 'cause he donated his corneas.
Oh, wow. Yeah, it's really.
Cool. Which is pretty.
Cool. I just, I looked at it like I
was at first I was like, Nah, I'm good.
And then I thought about it for a second, but.
Then I thought about being the surgeon who had to remove the
corneas of an. Eye.
Yes, So I I can handle a lot of stuff.
I can handle the blood, the guts.
Show bowels fucking hanging out of your fucking body.
Doesn't faze me in the least. Yeah.
Anything to do with the eyes. C-section.
So anything to do with the eyes, I can't.
I can't fucking do it any. Like needles and eyes and all
that stuff. Yeah, yeah.
But it, it is a night. Like, that's how I looked at it.
I was like, oh, I'll, I'll write something.
I would want that for my for the family.
Yeah, thank you for your sacrifice.
Yeah, Yep. All.
Right. We have like 3 more left.
OK, let's bust these out. OK, OK, after I pee.
No, no. No, let's just do it quick.
Let's. Do it.
I can't Let's. Do it.
It's gonna be. Long.
It's gonna be long. Just do it quick then that no.
Mommy, this is an. Incentive.
This is an incentive to do it quick.
This will be this will make it so you guys don't.
We're. We're at like 2 hours now, we
might as well just wrap it up after this.
Who's? Your favorite wrestler?
Oh. Wrestler.
If you don't have one, then just don't have one.
Brother, you didn't watch wrestling as a kid.
What's? Going.
On. Yeah, what do you got?
Don't worry. OK, there you go.
Perfect answer. Don't don't worry if you say the
rock, I'm going to punch you. Score in the face right now
first. Off the rock would not be a bad
answer for the generation that I grew up into, but no, it's not
do the fucking. It's fucking triple.
All right, I'll do that Monday. Night wars were the grace, yes.
Dude, come on, triple fucking age back in the day, Oh my God.
Or mankind, Jesus. Mankind was good too, but Triple
H was the. Shit, all right, if you could,
that was. That was peak wrestling.
Our generation was peak wrestling.
If. Someone offered you $10 million
to sell one of your friends. Would you do it?
Yes or no? $10 million to what to?
Sell on your. Friends.
To sell. Fuck yeah.
One of my friends. Yeah.
Like how good of a friend. Best friend?
Acquaintance. Yeah.
Good. Like a good friend.
Yeah, like. Halfway slip over.
His house and shit like halfway. Between halfway between best
friend and acquaintance, No. Like like not your best friend,
but like the the one behind it, the one behind him for.
10,000,010 million yeah. Sold them, yeah.
To what? I.
Don't know, like slavery or something.
I have a particular set of skills.
No, you. Sold them to sex slavery.
Not worth it 10 million. No, it's not, no.
Relationships to me are too important. 10 million, it's good
to know. Make it a billion, maybe a.
Billion. We're talking a billion.
Maybe we might start talking about.
It yeah, not 1,000,010. Million to sell them into
slavery? No dude all.
Right, last question, how do you like your marshmallows roasted
over a? Campfire, good question.
Go ahead, I'm going to give you the.
Recipe slightly browned. I'm gonna give you the full
recipe. You ready for this?
He goes slightly browned. All right, First off, if we're
not at a fireplace that has a ledge, get the fuck out of here.
I'm leaving. So you put the Graham cracker
and the chocolate. Listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen. If you're not a.
Bougie campfire listen. Listen, no, it just has to be
bougie. There just has to be a rock
around there's. Dirt on the ground.
I'm out. No, no.
No, no, no. Which is. 99.9% of all no.
Listen, there has to be rocks around the fire pit, correct?
Correct. Dude dig a hole all.
Right. Just fucking throw some wood in
the ground. You put the Graham cracker and
the chocolate down on the rock right by the fire so it starts
to heat up, correct? Am I right?
You know where I'm going with. This you.
Let the chocolate get about to the point where it's about to
start melting. Not you don't want it too melty
because then it just it ruins it and it gets all over your pants.
You're dying. Sounds like that's happened
before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So while. That's roasting next to the fire
on a rock. You get the.
Marshmallow to a full perfect golden brown, gold, not brown,
golden brown, golden, like a nice gold hue to it.
Then you take the chocolate, you put it down, you put the Graham
cracker on top and it all melts down to a perfect consistency.
And that's how you make the perfect s'more.
OK, but we were talking about marshmallows.
Yeah. Eating just a marshmallow who?
Eats marshmallows. What the fuck are we talking
about? Who just roast marshmallows?
Like you went to the campfire. They don't.
You don't have Hershey's, You don't have what the?
Fuck where am. I at you.
Broke off a branch for my fucking truth I'm.
Not at this campfire. I'm out dude.
Wait, are you? Are you those people that that
when you go to roast marshmallows you have like the
you the store? No, I buy the store bought the.
Poker thing pokers you never put it you.
Never put on a stick. Listen.
Oh my God. Listen.
Ohh. Kind of.
Love, you are not. Shit, is this you?
Are not one of us. You are not one of us.
What are we? Talking about here.
We're learning a lot. You know what?
We're learning a lot with this podcast.
Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm.
You eat. My s'mores, you'll never have
another s'more in your life. I.
Don't eat. I'm not gonna.
Eat it off your yeah factory stick, right God.
You guys don't know how to live? Yeah.
I'm eating you're. Obviously not campers.
I'm eating, you did. You were in the tent section
with the, with the with the other people.
That's awful pretentious. Of you sorry, go.
Ahead what's wrong with tents? Tents are fine, yeah, but it has
to have at least three I. Always knew you were one of
those people. Oh yeah, I don't know those
people. Both.
Of you guys know that I'm bougie as fuck.
That's true. You got your, your Amicravian
Fitch sleeping bag or whatever. Yeah, your, your, your pajamas.
It's. North Face I whatever North Face
name and bags upstairs. Jesus, fucking craziest dude.
That's a good smore, though. You can't, you know what I'm
saying? You're.
Like when you. Know what I'm saying?
How you you you get a nice roast going before no?
God damn I've never done it like that, do you have?
Like one of those massive tents have you?
Guys, ever had a banana but like.
A sun room, a living room, and then multiple no.
There has to be separate sleeping areas for everybody in
the tent. It's not.
Much more do you bring it's. Not that much more.
Do you bring better? Tent do you bring?
A blow. It's supposed to be quick, yeah.
Do you bring up? Do you bring a blowout mattress?
Do you have a mattress? Yes, there's a blow.
There's if you're tenting. Yeah.
All right. I can't do this, no.
No, no, no. We're about to sign.
Out. We're about to sign out, We're
about to sign out. I gotta.
Go. That was our mail call, yeah.
Wait, All right. While he's gone, I'm going to
finish this question because you, you, we'll talk.
We'll talk all. Right have.
You ever had a banana boat? A.
Banana Boat, yes. No, I'm going to put everybody
onto this right now. All right, So you take tinfoil.
You get tinfoil, bananas, mini marshmallows and chocolate
chips, Graham crackers. You crumble up the Graham
crackers. All right?
Then you split the banana down the middle.
You scoop the banana out. You put it in a bowl, you
crumble up the Graham crackers. Right, hear me out.
You crumble up the Graham crackers, you smash up the
bananas, you add the the the mini marshmallows and the
chocolate chips all into like a mixture.
Then you re stuff the banana with all that mixture, you wrap
it in tin foil and you throw it in the fire.
Whoo, hear me out. You see what I'm saying here?
Oh yeah. It sounds like a great deal you
let. It roast, you let it just
literally sit in the fire on in the tin foil.
Then you grab it, they pull it out and then you open it and you
eat it with a spoon out of the banana peel.
It is one of the best camping. Listen, I'm AII grew up camping.
I know all these tricks. It's it's a fun time and it is
the best dessert you'll ever have in your life.
It's so good. Well, as a guy who was in the
scouts, Oh. God, oh, you were an Eagle
Scout. Were you?
No, I was. An Eagle Scout.
You didn't, but I was in. The you didn't fix a pagoda or
something like that in the town square.
No. You never made it that far.
No. I thought you, I swear you were
an Eagle Scout. No, OK, no, But no, as a there's
a guy who's in the scouts, you know, Cub Scouts all the way up
to actual scouts. Yeah.
No, we all we did was we would slice up an apple.
We you'd wrap it in tin foil with some sugar and some
cinnamon. You throw it in there, it's
still good and still good. Not as good as a banana boat
though. Tell me that does not sound
delicious. I I love bananas, Dave.
Will call me bougie, but that's. That's a bougie dessert, but it
the. Mixture, like, And then you
scoop it out of the banana peel with a spoon.
Yeah. So good.
Anybody this summer? It's summer's here guys.
I'm giving you the recipe. The kids, your kids at home
break out the banana boats for the whole family.
It's delicious Banana. Boats for everybody, Banana.
Boats for everybody. And now we got to pause because
Daves pissing his. Pants for the millionth time.
One eternity later, all. Right.
Yeah. Those are some pretty good
questions. You miss my banana boat.
Kind of upset it sounded. Delicious.
It did, yeah. That was that was a very, very
quick rapid fire. Very rapid fire it.
Never is. It never is.
But you know what? I guess people expect it by now.
Rapid fire is aren't going to be rapid fires.
I guess that adds to the mystique of Chatsui.
Chatsui Yeah, you. Never know where you're going to
get. Yeah, yeah, you.
You could talk about Dachau and Banana Boat one episode.
Whoppers and colon cancer, Yes. The ADD is D ING right?
Yeah. There's a lot of ADD going on
having right now that's. Right, we all got it, so it's
good. It's time for trivia all.
Right. So yeah, we're gonna end the
episode on some trivia. Oh, I love trivia.
Trivia. Let's cover some trivia.
Is this gonna be can we? Can we do this like every time?
Because I absolutely love I do. Like ending the episode on
trivia. I am a huge trivia fan, right?
Yeah, we, you know. From here and out, what we
should do is we we'll, we'll end the episodes on trivia, right?
Something. Fun.
It doesn't. It doesn't have to be.
I mean every. Episode so far has ended on
something fun, yeah, I think, but I.
I I really think that people will connect with the with the
trivia, because who doesn't like to answer fucking questions?
Play. Along all that.
Stuff play along at home. Yeah, and we'll switch it up
every week. Maybe we'll maybe we can choose
topics or whatever for each week.
This one, I just Googled whatever random.
Yeah, yeah. So I don't know.
I don't know how you guys are going to do.
Let's find out. OK, What is the movie in which a
character claims nobody puts Baby in a corner?
Footloose. Foot.
No, it's dancing, dancing dirty. Dancing Dirty Dancing.
Sorry, why'd I say Footloose? I don't know.
Dirty Dancing, I mean. Footloose.
Kidding on the. Sundance shoes, all right.
What city is that the. Cats that made the Catskills
cool, by the way. All right, keep going.
What? City is known as the Windy City.
Chicago, Chicago. Chicago.
I said it first. My microphone wasn't up.
Yeah. OK, which based telescope was
launched by NASA in 1990? Hubble.
That's right dude, you got it. I.
Was going to go. Back.
Let's go. I knew.
That too. I knew that too.
Which? Animated movie released in the
90s featured the song A Whole New World A.
Whole new world. Aladdin.
It's a banana boat coming back. What art movement does Salvatore
Dali belong to? Progressive starts with AP,
right? S Surreal.
Yeah, surrealism. Yep.
Is that real? Yeah.
What? Is the name for a period of two
weeks. A Fortnite.
Oh wow, good for you. Wow, did you get that from the
game Fortnite 100%. What is the name of the law firm
and The Good Wife? I don't.
I've never seen it good. Wife, OH.
My God I wish my wife was here. No pun intended.
Fucking I. Wish The Good Wife was here.
No, she would know. She loves that show.
I don't know why are. You giving me?
Your Lockhart gardener. Sure.
What is the official language of Brazil?
Portuguese. Portuguese is said it first.
I said I it. Was the same time.
Nope. I said it first, which?
Type of alcohol is found in a Manhattan.
I don't know. Whiskey, yes.
Whiskey. the Renaissance began in what country?
In the 14th century? Italy.
Yes, appealing alongside Britney Spears in iconic full denim
matching outfits was the famous singer Justin.
Timberlake. How on earth?
Dude, I was in stereo that was. Crazy that was not rehearsed.
I was waiting for it. You saw me, I got ready for.
That was not rehearsed. Wow.
All right. What star?
What star sign is a symbol? What star sign is symbolized by
a pair of scales? Virgo.
No. Oh no.
Libra, Libra. Libra Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many time zones are there in the world?
Oh God, 8. No more more. 17 Getting warmer.
24 Stop. Perfect is.
It 24. I was trying to you're guessing
I'm trying to actually give the right answer.
I was looking at the globe split up.
Points here, there's no yeah. Yeah, No, we're keeping track,
all right. OK, well the the the audience
can what is the national flower of Japan?
Soccer. The Lily.
Cherry blossom. Cherry Blossom.
Sucker. OK, Yeah, yeah, I'm going above
and beyond here. Japanese.
Blossom Sakura. Is Japanese for cherry blossom?
That's. I just learned something now.
Just shut up. Sorry.
You're so impressed at yourself right now.
It's just saying look. At him.
He's over there. Fucking look at his face.
Look at this shit. Eating the grin over there.
Fuck it, go fuck yourself, all right?
Taylor's what? Go, go next, Next question.
Next question. Taylor Swift has a song named
after which other famous country singer.
I hate Taylor Swift. What did she ever do to you?
I. Don't hate her, I just don't
listen to a lot. True, I don't mind her.
I just don't. I'm not a big fan of the music,
Tim. McGraw.
Tim McGraw. Thank you.
That was. A good guess.
No, it's I I knew this like because I'm smart.
Because you listen to Taylor Swift, man.
Yeah, yeah. Big Taylor Swift fan here guys.
Dave Jarry exposed. I'm a Swifty.
Hey, hey. It's got a record album you just
got to. Gain a lot of fans, buddy.
All right, go ahead. Who does Han Solo shoot and kill
at Mose Isley Cantina? Oh my God, I know his fucking
name. It's on the top of my job of the
Hut. No, no he doesn't.
He doesn't. Know he doesn't, but it's in the
realm in. The canteen.
He's in the. Right, you are on the right I.
Don't know his actual name, which is.
Impressive to me that you are on the right planet.
Fuck. Wait, he kills this person in
his pursuit of getting Princess Leia from Java?
No. No, no, no, no, no.
This is in the fucking jail. This is in the cantina scene.
So this. Is very big, like very
beginning, near the beginning of the movie.
Oh, he's, Oh, this is before. Luke has.
Recruited him to drive him to. Drive.
Yes. This is way before this.
Oh my God. I don't know his name.
I can't. Greedo.
Buck.
I knew it. It was right there.
I just. Let's see.
I can tell you what he looked like.
Yeah, he's let's. See how you guys do on this one.
Which Jonas brother did Miley Cyrus date?
Oh, Joe. Joe.
Yeah, Joe. No Nick.
Nick. Yes, I said Nick, sorry.
They're all like the same to me, so yeah.
Nick. Joe.
Nick. Whatever, Nick.
I feel bad for an older brother. He never got any ass.
Joe and Nick he. Definitely got ass, we just
didn't know about it. What's?
His name, so you don't even know his name.
He never got anything. He never got any ass, he.
Definitely did. He's like, isn't he married with
a? Kid.
Yeah, yeah. Whole family thing.
All right. What company is behind Oreo
cookies? Habesco.
Nabisco, Nabisco, Nabisco. What is the main ingredient for
tofu in tofu? Oh.
Seaweed. No, it's kale Tofu's tofu.
What is it? I can tell you it's a crop that
we send in bulk to China wheat. Fuck, what tofu is tofu?
I just don't know what the American version.
Of. That.
Nothing. Give up.
Give. Up.
Soybeans. Soybeans, yeah.
It's soy, Yeah. I I tofu's tofu.
To me, I don't know. Have you guys ever seen
Sharknado? Yes.
Oh OK. What is Finn Shepherd's weapon
of choice in the Sharknado? It's a spear gun.
Right. Nope.
His penis. I.
Don't know a chainsaw. What year did TikTok launch?
2020. Oh is it musically or TikTok?
Just TikTok. But but musically turned TikTok?
I don't know. It just says TikTok 2017.
Wow, Right on the money. Thank you.
Yeah. That was musically.
Smart. How did you calculate that?
Because I'm, I'm a genius, OK, It's.
It was musically in 2017, but OK.
Who is the most decorated Olympian in Olympic history?
Kylie. Jenner.
No. Small Wait.
What's the name? Caitlin.
Caitlin Jenner No. Michael Phelps.
Yes, Bruce Jenner. No Bruce.
Michael Phelps. Was it Bruce?
No. No, it was Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps. Simone Biles is right behind
him, though. Because the Mayan calendar
people believe the end of the world was 2. 1012 Yeah 20.
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is a. Wallaby is a.
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York City, OK Aquanette was a brand of Hairspray.
Wow, whoa, that's way past my time.
Who sang the theme song to The Big Bang Theory?
Our whole universe I got. No answer for this all.
Right, Barenaked Ladies. Really.
Yeah, That's crazy. I didn't know that.
That's. A good I never actually watched
The Big Bang there. That's an amazing show.
You would love it. You would like it.
A video titled by Sister in 2018 addressed the drama between
James Charles and What? Bye, sister.
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Sister. In 20. 18 addressed the drama
between James Charles and. God, he's been in so much drama.
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fuck you guys are talking about. 2019 Drama 20/18/2018 Was it
when he was like texting little boys?
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underage. I.
Have no clue who this. Person.
I don't know. Yeah.
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I have no idea. I know he got in trouble for,
like, grooming minors or something.
No, really. Really.
Yeah, He really got in trouble for that?
What? Is the name of Hello Kitty's pet
cat. Jessica, OH.
I would have loved it if you guys got that, no?
Clue Charmy. OK, yeah.
No, no clue in. Greek mythology Who was the
Greek God of the sea? Poseidon.
Poseidon Yeah. I mean, yeah, that.
Was easy he. Beat me to it, but yeah.
I I I figured you know in in electrical work typically which
wire is the hot wire red? Red.
Black. Black.
That's that's why I that's why I call Casey for anything that I
got to touch. Electrical.
That's why he's gonna do the fucking.
My lights on my foot. Funny.
Enough the the. Red Bow.
Boom. Funny enough, in your car the
hot wire actually is the red. Yeah, OK, Black.
Black is actually the neutral. I lost my camera, but that's
right. What is the capital of
Australia? Sydney well.
Which Australia? There's different states.
I don't know, just I'm. I'm going Sydney.
I don't know it's wrong but. Canberra, I don't.
Know if that's so in NSW I guess.
NSW, Canberra. I.
Don't know, I'm just going to skip that.
Which singer had the Billboard Song of the Year in two in 2002
with Hot in her? Nelly Nelly.
Good song. I'm gonna take my clothes off.
The miracle on the ice was an Olympic hockey.
Versus USA Hockey. Game Hockey.
Game, Yeah. What is the Kingdom in The
Legend of Zelda Hyrule? Wow.
Got that nerd? Let's see, who was the lead
singer of the 90s grunge band Nirvana?
Kurt Cobain, Kurt. Cobain Memory is a song
featuring. Love killed him.
Sorry. Go ahead.
Yeah. Adam killed, Yeah.
Oh, neat. OK, conspiracy.
Theories go ahead. Something something you don't
believe in, but yeah. Well, I, you know, keep going
that one's AI don't know that. That's something you can buy
into. No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, cuz it I don't I don't know.
I I'll just yeah, We'll we'll move on.
You'll. You'll entertain that one.
Possibly no. I I did watch a documentary on
like the two sides of it. Yeah, you know, and but yeah,
it. Raised some questions it raised.
Some questions. Yeah, yeah.
I. Don't think she had him killed.
I think she assisted with the suicide.
That's that was there's. Yeah, there you can push them.
Towards it, yeah. Maybe, but I don't know.
I'd have to dig into it more. I don't.
I don't know a whole lot about it.
OK OK Memory is a song featured in which Broadway musical.
Memories. It's not Hairspray cats.
Cats nailed it. Who was the 16th President of
the United States? Abraham Lincoln, Abe.
Good old Abe what? I.
Was going way sooner. Oh, that's.
One of the big one. What is the 17th letter of the
English alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQQ that's.
Fantastic. The Sinking of the Blank.
Titanic, The Sinking of the Blank.
Lisitania OK, the sinking of the.
And Speaking of the blank was a catalyst of the for the US to
enter World War One. Yeah, good job.
What's that Titanic for his life?
Winston Churchill was a was the Prime Minister of which country
do you have great? Britain.
Sure. England, yeah.
Go ahead. If you get an eagle in golf, how
many strokes did you get? 2.
Oh, under. Two under, 2 under.
Par par. Which former Disney Channel star
wrote a memoir titled I'm Glad My Mom Died?
Oh fuck. Oh God, the girl.
The girl, the girl, the girl iCarly girl.
ICarly. Girl iCarly.
Jenna Nope. Jamie.
Nope, Nope. Buck.
What's her name? What's her name in the show?
Yeah. She had a fucking porn with the
basketball guy it. Wasn't a full porn, yeah, but.
It showed him banging. I don't know.
I don't know her name. Say it.
Jeanette. Yeah, McCurdy, McCurdy, yes.
Where was William Shakespeare born?
England. Born.
Yeah, Duchesshire. It's.
It's kind of in that vibe. It's Stratford upon Avon, OH.
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Oh. Yeah, Stratford upon Avon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
RR Where art thou, Romeo? I died.
What Banksy paintings shredded itself when it was sold at
auction in 2018? Fuck, I know this too.
Say that again. What?
Banksy photo shredded itself at auction.
Banksy it had. The heart balloon.
I don't know what the name of the actual painting was.
Love. Love is in the bin.
Yeah, He's like a He's a famous painter that nobody's ever like.
They don't know who he is. They don't.
Know who he is? Is it anonymous?
He. Like he's known for like spray
painting stuff on the on walls and things.
This is actually awesome, Dave. You'll like so.
More of a modern. So he painted a beautiful
painting in a ornate frame and it he just gave it to the
auction like no one knows what he looks like.
He put it up there and when they auctioned it off the winner won
it. The frame had a built in paper
shredder. So after the guy spent like 10
million on this painting he pushed a button and it shredded
the photo in front of like So he's like fuck the the art world
and how it is right? Are you fucking?
Shit, so they at the auction, they watched it get shredded
into the like. Like he built the frame.
After the guy fucking raised his little fucking batons.
Sold. Yeah, for. 10 million and then
it just went yeah and shredded itself inside the painting
frame. That is, it was.
Actually, it was dope. It was such a cool move.
Well. I mean, yeah, fuck the
establishment good thing. He's very much like that.
He does spray paint. I would have been pissed.
I. Want a refund?
No. Nope.
You think about it, though. Somebody who could afford a $10
million painting, he loved that. He loved the fact that he bought
the painting that shredded itself at the auction.
That's all they're into. It's.
Definitely some a good story to tell at dinner time.
Yeah, I. Actually bought the $10 million
painting that got shredded at auction.
Myself had to the house. Sold for 45,000,000 on the
beach. All right, keep going.
I. Own an original Banksy.
No, no, it's just paper, no. It's just.
Shredded paper. Which part of the of the pre
productive system does the baby typically develop in?
The fallopian tube. Well, the uterus.
Develop the uterus, it gets contraceptive in the fallopian,
whatever the fucking word is. What word is that?
Where the sperm meets the egg in the fallopian tube?
What's the fucking called? We're.
Real scientists, yeah. We do a lot of science here on
fucking Chatsu. Yeah, that.
Was science that you just saw? Yeah.
Yeah, that was yeah. This is science.
This. Is science science?
Dave Jory the science guy? When?
When was the euro introduced the.
Euro. The euro. 1947.
Nope, Nope. It was in the 2000s, nineties,
1990s, because that's when they came up the European Union. 90s
5 or 9495. Nope, 9796 NO939999.
You're in the hey, that's pretty good. 1999 in.
Which century did the Industrial Revolution start 18?
Hundreds, 1800s. Yes, well, 18th century.
Oh. 18th century. So that was a 1700s.
OK, a mouth organ is also known as.
A what? A.
Mouth organ. Mouth organ.
It's also known as the throat vagina.
The throat goat. I don't know, dude.
Harmonica. No shot.
The mouth. Oh, we're talking.
OK, we're talking that. Shit cracks me up because it's
like they they were just throwing shit at the wall and
hope it's stuck back then. Dude there's ghosts in your
bones. Do some cocaine about it.
I. Play the mouth organ.
Guys, we should probably really think about renaming this thing
to the harmonica. I don't want to keep telling my
mother I play the mouth, Mom. I'm going to mouth organ
lessons, Yeah. My My father already disowned
me. What are you really doing,
Billy? I swear, Mom, I play in the
mouth. Organ Miss.
You miss you. Put it in my mouth.
Climb. Up here and fuck me Judy.
All right, next. Epidemiology is the study of
what the. Epidemis.
No. Oh my God.
Blood. No.
Fuck, that's hematology. Fuck.
Wait, say that again. Epidemiology.
Epidural. Is that spine in the spine?
No, no. Diseases I.
Don't. Know.
Sure. Debatable.
We're doing so good. Yeah, maybe.
This one you guys might know. What year was the Chernobyl
disaster? Chernobyl 80. 6. 86 We know our
nuclear power plants, and then especially when they blow up,
great. TV show it.
Was really good. Fantastic.
Yeah. How many amendments make up the
Bill of Rights? 20. 1311 26 What am I doing?
10 Oh, wait. Bill of Rights, it's.
Ten OH. 10 first 10. Oh, ten, I'm doing.
I'm just spaced out on there. I'm like thinking it's more I'm
doing 20. Seven, there are 27 amendments.
Yeah, Bill of Rights is 10. Until we get rid of term loans
for the president. Yeah, in Congress.
That would be great. All right, good.
Did you know that three Democratic Congress, like House
members couldn't even vote because they they're dead on
that last bill that got passed? That's insane.
It happens. They're just dead.
That's Guy. Like people, people who are 300
and something years old getting getting Social Security.
Payments that bill wouldn't have passed if the three dead people
were. Still on the fucking house.
This is crazy. Our fucking government is so
fucked. Dude.
So far, alright. Go ahead.
Thanks. That's a That's a conversation
for another episode I. Mean, I, I'm not saying this.
Listen, I don't care what side you're on.
Our government is so fucking corrupt.
I, I anyway. All right, continue next.
Sorry. Can't wait to dig into that.
Yeah yeah. In the future in future
episodes. This is going to look for the T,
yeah. The saga begins with a weird
Weird Al parody. Of which song?
Beat it. Or eat it, I don't know.
American Pie. OK, sure.
Yeah. Nope, not a lot of Weird Al fans
in here. No, was never really.
What sport did Sam Malone professionally play in?
Cheers. Baseball.
Red Sox, right?
No way Sam played. I got to rewatch.
Cheers. He's a.
Pitcher in Boston Red Sox now. He just sits at a barn.
If you have arachnophobia, what are you afraid of?
Spiders, yeah. How do you say 5 in Spanish?
Cinco, Cinco, Yeah. Toronto is on which body of
water? Lake, Lake.
Ontario, yeah. I like how you just kind of
like, no, it was. Cruised into.
I did. I did that to him a couple
times. I did that to him when I was
like Cinco after he said it. Who voices the character of Elsa
in the movie Frozen? Oh.
Saving Sarah. Saving No.
No, that's, that's Anna. Adele.
I don't know how to say her last
name. Adele Dazeem, as John Travolta
would say. Yeah.
No, it's Adina Menzel. Adina.
Menzel, that's what it is. Anna, you're you.
Saving Sarah Marshall. Saving Sarah Marshall
Forgetting. Sarah Marshall Forgetting Sarah
Marshall, Yeah. Charles Darwin formulated his
theory of evolution while observing which animal.
Oh. It was in Madagascar.
It was a. Lemur.
Nope, it was a. It was a bird, correct, I think.
This is a bird the. Dodo.
No, the dodo was. It's a Madagascar.
It was a. Flamingo I.
Don't know. Finch.
A Finch. It is a bird, yeah.
What country were Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds born in?
Canada. Oh, Canada, Our best friends to
the north. That's 2.
Good looking dudes born in Canada.
What? Well.
Justin Bieber too, yeah, Although just looks like he's
turning to his. Crackhead now, but yeah, well,
that's. What you get when you get fucked
by Diddy. He said he.
Didn't hey, coming up, he said. Hold up.
Diddy. Yeah, he said.
He came out and said there's no. OK, yeah, all right.
So maybe he was fucked by Usher. Watch.
Split the boy watch. Maybe that'll be the next case.
But yeah. The Tigris and Euphrates River
runs through Iraq. Nothing you even try, you got.
You got I was about to say it. I.
Was about to. Say it.
I was gonna say Egypt to be honest, Alright.
We got a couple more. Yeah, I can stop whenever you
guys want. Alright, 2.
More. Two more, alright.
Okay, that's. Our.
Cue two more Which former American Idol contestant is now
touring as the lead singer for Queen?
Adam Lambert, Ben. Shut the fuck.
Up Adam Benson. Benson, Benson, Boone.
Benson, Boone. Not a good one.
Which dog breed was wait? Wait, what was it?
I don't know. Sorry.
Yeah, I know. I got it.
Sorry, is. He really?
Yeah. Oh, I never mind.
Are you going? Wait, Coachella?
I wasn't Coachella this year. Oh.
Here we go. Yeah, this this will be a good
one, cuz you, you know, Yeah. Anyway, the rumored home of the
Loch Ness Monster is which country?
Scotland. Scotland.
How? Did you let him get that for
you? Sorry.
OK, What year did Justin Bieber release his first single?
2000. 8. 76592000. 7/10/2009 OK 2009 What color is a polar A
polar bear skin? White.
No pink do. You know what color a polar bear
skin is? Come here, come here, come here.
We're gonna you're gonna sign off with us.
You're gonna sign off with us. Come here.
Come sit with me. Is.
It. Gray.
What color is a polar bear skin? Oh, is it Gray?
Is it Gray? It is black.
Black. Yeah.
It's crazy. If it makes.
Sense. It makes sense.
All right, on that note. All right, Dave, take us out.
All right, as your, do you need your?
Yeah, I don't know. It's, it's off.
OK. Yeah, it turned off.
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