1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,840 Hey, Dave, thanks for joining us for this lovely interview. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,960 You look good. You look relaxed. 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,240 Thanks, Yeah, I've been on this like little weight loss journey 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,920 here, down 175 lbs so feeling pretty good. 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,360 So I'm going to get right into this interview and I'm going to 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,240 ask the question that people have been dying to know. 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:24,440 How did you and Vanessa? Well, we're not going to talk 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:41,000 about that. What's good, all you fuckers out 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,640 there, I'm Dave Jarry. I'm Garrett Corder. 10 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,160 And welcome to another episode of Chat Suey. 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,200 Before we jump into all the fuckery today, let's go over a 12 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,560 couple of things regarding Chat Suey shall be Garrett. 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:00,520 What do we do here as we talk about anything, Everything and 14 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,920 nothing at all, whatever, It doesn't matter. 15 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,240 Oftentimes these conversations will include a lot of cussing, 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:12,160 vulgarity, sexual innuendos. And as we said before, not from 17 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:21,240 Casey, but if this is your vibe, then welcome to the debauchery 18 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,160 and Garrett missed out on that. So head on over to Apple 19 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,040 podcast, Spotify, YouTube and wherever you listen to podcasts 20 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,880 and give us a follow. 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Those are pretty good, as well 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:07,240 as your confessions. I wonder if Father Ojari is 33 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,479 coming from the Vatican. Is he at the door? 34 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,440 I think dude. He just left the conclave, 35 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,000 right? He just did his vote I. 36 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,200 Have some questions for him because he didn't get elected so 37 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,240 I'm kind of pissed right now. Confessions. 38 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,840 Hello my children. Oh, Father Ochari. 39 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,480 Hey, question real quick before we keep going. 40 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,600 What's up? You couldn't get the votes. 41 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,200 You know. You just gave up. 42 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,440 They're a little jealous, you know, because Father Ochari, you 43 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,120 know, is, is with the young people, you know. 44 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,800 He does it for them. Kids, he does it for the kids 45 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,880 and you know, they didn't feel like, you know, I was mature 46 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,360 enough for the position, so. OK, maybe next time. 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,840 Yeah, you're still young. Yeah, you know, I guess they 48 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,440 frowned upon me running to the package store for the underage 49 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,400 kids to buy their beer. Yeah. 50 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,160 It's a boom farm, right? Some. 51 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Party already the Strawberry Hill we'll take. 52 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,400 We'll take whatever American Pope we can get, right? 53 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,200 Yeah, right. Hey, whatever. 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,880 I would, yeah. Now they're just haters. 55 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,960 I guess you'll get them next time. 56 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,280 Yeah. All right, For today's session 57 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,640 of. As the beer cracks. 58 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,040 Yes. As for today's episode, no. 59 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,400 For today's edition of Confessions, we have an 60 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,440 interesting one. And this one says I pooped 61 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,520 during my run yesterday. So I was about halfway through 62 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,400 my run yesterday. It was about 7:00 AM and then 63 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,640 I've been battling a shit for about 40 minutes. 64 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,400 I was cramping so bad and trying to hold my butt hole closed as 65 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,920 tightly as humanly possible because it was going to. 66 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,440 It was going to start coming out. 67 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,760 I had no choice but to let it. I was running along the side of 68 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,880 a small highway and spotted a mostly covered secluded Bush. 69 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,400 If it was any later in the morning, someone definitely 70 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,840 would have seen me, but it was the best I could find. 71 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,400 Otherwise it was going to go down my leg The second I dropped 72 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,040 my shorts. It just came out in one huge 73 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,800 steaming pile. I could smell it and it was 74 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,360 horrendous. Worse than a dead animal. 75 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,519 I mean like it was actually the IT looked like the shit emoji. 76 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,360 I was both impressed and appalled with myself. 77 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:24,480 Thankfully I was wearing a a running vest with a a squeezy 78 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,040 water bottle. So yeah, I had to create a 79 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,360 makeshift bidet. SO has been eating me up for the 80 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,400 last 24 hours and I can't tell my husband. 81 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Oh. Oh, it's a female? 82 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,240 That's even worse. I can't tell my husband because 83 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,760 I already told him I had to pee in a Bush on my run, which I 84 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,400 also did earlier and he literally cringed at me. 85 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,640 I'm so embarrassed. It's the most vile thing I have 86 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,120 ever done in my life, so I don't know. 87 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,680 It's if you have to shit outside in the Bush. 88 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,600 I'm sorry. It's crazy. 89 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,400 I get it, there's nowhere to go, you're running. 90 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:04,040 But like that's still. I've had this shit in, in, in 91 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,680 nature before. Really. 92 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,600 Yeah. I had brought my son over to his 93 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:12,800 friend's house, and the house was down this long driveway. 94 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,760 And so I'm parked off to the side. 95 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,280 You know, it's in the middle of the woods. 96 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,280 He ran into the house, right? And I'm sitting there and I'm 97 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,440 waiting and waiting and waiting. And it's like brewing. 98 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,480 I can just feel it. It's like turtle heading on my 99 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,520 butt hole, right? So I'm like, Oh my God, I'm 100 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,640 going to literally shit myself here in this car. 101 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,320 So since I was kind of parked a little bit further away from the 102 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:36,440 house, I actually got on my car, went into the woods, leaned up 103 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:40,920 against a tree with my back drops and just blew it right 104 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,280 there. What do you How do you wipe 105 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,240 yourself? Leaves. 106 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,520 Fucking animal. Bro, when you gotta go, you 107 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,520 gotta go this. This is actually a shout out to 108 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,080 the Not me, the younger viewers. Yeah, not me. 109 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,400 If anybody remembers the CKY videos before the pre Jackass, 110 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,360 have you ever you've heard of Jackass Jackass crew? 111 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,000 Yeah, everybody. Yeah. 112 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,800 CKY was them before they got the MTV show, OK? 113 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,400 And they did a test what it actually would be like if 114 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,280 somebody was running full speed and shitting at the same time. 115 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,840 And like Stevo and all those guys did it and it was wild. 116 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,960 Like you, the human body's not supposed to shit while you're 117 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,440 full sprinting, right, right, right. 118 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,880 If anybody knows what I'm talking about, you're the real 119 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,520 one. CKY videos were the best. 120 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,240 That was before like even MTV was able to like, because even 121 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,080 they had to tame it down for even for MTV. 122 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,720 Their videos before MTV were even crazier. 123 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've done it where I was like 124 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,360 when I was in high school, we were in football practice and 125 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,720 we're running sprints. Did you ever, like, run and fart 126 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,560 at the same time? Yeah. 127 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,200 You get The Walking. Shit like you just like yeah. 128 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,600 Yeah, yeah. You know, as you're running 129 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,360 along. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. 130 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,360 I have, yeah. So you wouldn't. 131 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,960 You would never like regardless. I just, you know me. 132 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,040 I'm not a I'm not, I don't poop. I'm like a scheduled pooper. 133 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,200 I have a schedule. It happens all the time. 134 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,600 Yep, I don't. I don't have to worry about that 135 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,760 yet. I'm getting older. 136 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,360 You are getting older. I'm getting older. 137 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,160 I'll. Let you I'll we'll come back 138 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,960 full circle. Yeah, so I would say for a 139 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:11,400 father Ojari, the brain is definitely connected to the 140 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,200 butthole, you know what I mean? So if you if you actually, if 141 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,720 you think like I don't have access to a bathroom right now. 142 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,440 What if I have to poop? Then all of a sudden it makes 143 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,640 you have to. You have to poop, Yeah. 144 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,240 You're speaking it into existence, right? 145 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,800 Manifesting the shit. Yeah, I'll tell. 146 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,760 We open this podcast with just talking about shitting 147 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,560 ourselves. Yeah. 148 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,680 I did. I actually had to do that during 149 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,600 a sermon one time. Sure. 150 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,160 What? Yeah. 151 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,160 So I was giving my sermon. Imagine you have that white 152 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,520 wizard robe on and you're up at the front of the church and 153 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,400 you'll just see shit dropping down. 154 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,240 Luckily with the robe, it's a lot easier to shit while you're 155 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,040 standing with the robe, you know, I mean, because I don't 156 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,080 wear anything underneath the robe. 157 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,120 Yeah. Oh, you don't? 158 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,560 No, no, I'm. I'm like a Scottish, you know, 159 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,040 bagpiper. Bagpiper. 160 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,600 Always with that broom. Yep. 161 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,000 Ready. Just got everything flowing, so 162 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,200 I took the the Communion Bowl. We just. 163 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,560 Slander the fucking church every episode. 164 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,960 I'm gonna get elected Pope, yeah. 165 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,360 They found. The Cardinals aren't taking you 166 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,640 seriously. Yeah, they found that I shit 167 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,640 during the soon so but yeah, anyways, that's today's 168 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,280 confession. So if you have any confessions 169 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,360 that you would like to share with Father Ojari, then go to 170 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,040 our contact tab at DGC media dot LLC the. 171 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,400 The church has gone digital, huh? 172 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,440 Yeah, yeah. Or chatsueypodcast.com. 173 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,640 How? How many Hail Marys? 174 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,679 For shooting yourself, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 175 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:43,120 For shooting out in public, you are to say 7 Hail Marys, three 176 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,720 our Fathers, and yeah. That's it. 177 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,800 Planted Plant a tree. Plant a tree you. 178 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,600 Shit, in nature, you're going to plant one tree. 179 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,160 Yeah, every time you shit in Andrew, plant a tree where you 180 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,640 shit so it's fertilized. Yes. 181 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,520 So very good. That sounds good. 182 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,040 All right. Speaking of shitting yourself. 183 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaking of shitting yourself, all right, all right. 184 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,240 So this is our very first segment of Catching up with 185 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,160 Winslow. And ladies and gentlemen, put 186 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,680 your hands together for our guest, Kirk Winslow. 187 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,200 Hello. Hey, hey, hey. 188 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,760 Hey, hey. Hey, you should feel honored. 189 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,640 You are our first guest. Very first. 190 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,760 I'm honored. I'm honored. 191 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:30,240 Yes. So Kirk here, we, we all work 192 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,680 together. We're all friends outside of 193 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:37,040 work as well. And Mr. Winslow here has some 194 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:42,560 pretty unique and hilarious stories that he's going to share 195 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,200 with us from time to time and, and join us for the rest of the 196 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:52,120 episode. So yeah, yeah, yeah. 197 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,760 So the confession story actually reminded me of a story that you 198 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,200 shared with us not too long ago. You you went on a recent trip to 199 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,960 Las Vegas, right? Yes, I did, yeah. 200 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,920 And how was the trip it? Was pretty shitty. 201 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,120 It was. It was. 202 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:16,920 So how did how did so you you went out there for to visit or? 203 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,120 Yeah, we went out there to visit my brother-in-law and my brother 204 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,240 nice. And yeah, I got there day one. 205 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,960 Picked up a stomach bug. OK. 206 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,600 Day three Which? Is the worst when you're 207 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,680 traveling. Yeah, yeah, that wasn't fun, but 208 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,160 I managed to. I managed to drive the entire 3 209 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:41,000 hours from Vegas to California and as soon as we stopped there 210 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,680 checking into the hotel it was horrible. 211 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,880 Oh man. I felt fine all the way there. 212 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:54,000 Did you all the way and then next thing I know I had to shit 213 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,080 myself. It was horrible. 214 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,080 Oh my God. It was man. 215 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,640 We pulled right up to the hotel. I thought I was going to go 216 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,200 check in and I said uh oh, hold on, uh oh. 217 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:09,880 And I found myself, you know, like pigeon towing it. 218 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,960 Yeah. When you're walking with your 219 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,720 ass cheeks together and you walk and you walk. 220 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,560 Or is that reverse pigeon toe? It's. 221 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,920 Reverse pigeon. Reverse pigeon toe, Yeah. 222 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,440 Right. And made it into a Wendy's 223 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,000 bathroom. Oh, nice. 224 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,640 Yeah, 1 little, 1 little squirt and and then it all came out. 225 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,800 In the Wendy's bathroom. In the Wendy's. 226 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,360 Bathroom in the Wendy's. Bathroom in the Wendy's 227 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,240 bathroom, all right? No. 228 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,720 Did you water anything when you came out? 229 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:40,720 So yeah, what? Did you get Baconator? 230 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,240 Oh, very nice. Baconator. 231 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,120 Oh nice. Baconator. 232 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,640 Yeah. And then we got in the hotel 233 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,640 room and I was like. Oh dude, when you have the 234 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,120 bubble guts and you're about to shoot your pants, the last thing 235 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,400 you want to eat is a baconator. I tell you what. 236 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,720 No, the Baconator, it's it's got some good beef. 237 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,640 OK, got some good beef. But yeah, once, once we got into 238 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:04,560 the hotel room, then I was like, oh shit, I don't feel all that 239 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,920 good. I don't feel good. 240 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,120 I really didn't know what it was at that point. 241 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,960 I thought it was just one diarrhea from a long car ride 242 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,920 and that was it. But. 243 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,720 One and done. Yeah, 1 and done, and then the 244 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:23,280 next thing I know we're in the hotel room still and boom, I 245 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,040 feel like I got to throw up. I. 246 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:31,960 Had no idea so I ran into the bathroom and I threw up in the 247 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,840 toilet and I shit my pants at the same time. 248 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,520 No. I should have. 249 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,880 I should have sat down and thrown up into the garbage can. 250 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,760 I would have. I would have covered both bases. 251 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,360 But I didn't the first time. The poor maid. 252 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,200 So yeah, that. Then I realized, my God, I'm 253 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,480 actually sick. I've never done that. 254 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,560 It's not good. You never had it come out both 255 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:55,840 ends. Both. 256 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,840 Ends never had a both end. Except I've had that happen a 257 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,800 couple times. It's horrible, It's horrible. 258 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,480 Yeah, but you have to like be well coordinated. 259 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,800 Yeah. You know, you have to have it 260 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,960 have the bowl, right? You can go. 261 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,800 As soon as you either have to shit or throw up, run to the 262 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,400 toilet, sit down, pull your pants down. 263 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,240 Even if you think it's only a throw up, don't risk it. 264 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:25,160 Yeah, but yeah, so I did that a few times and then I was like, 265 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,360 OK, I, I think I can make it through the night. 266 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:34,000 So I jumped into bed and I'm just laying there and I realize, 267 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,560 oh, oh, I got to go. I got to go. 268 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,960 I got to go and it's like midnight. 269 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,160 So I rolled out of bed, realized I can't make it. 270 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,000 I can't make it into the bathroom. 271 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,600 So I'm literally sitting on the floor in a hotel room. 272 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,800 I rolled out of the bed. I, there was a, there was a 273 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,960 garbage can there. So I knew that I had to throw 274 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,600 up. As soon as I threw up, I was 275 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,880 sitting Indian style in a garbage can between my legs. 276 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,800 And I. Threw up and as soon as I threw 277 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:08,400 up, I started shitting and I kept on throwing up and I kept 278 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:12,040 on shitting and I couldn't get up at that point because there 279 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,240 was already, it was already probably a good pint of shit in 280 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,240 my underwear. Yeah, wouldn't you? 281 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,960 Wouldn't you? I mean, what you doing? 282 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:18,680 You know I. Can't. 283 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,920 So you had. No, you had. 284 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 You weren't bottomless. You had pants on. 285 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,760 I had underwear and a pair of shorts on cuz I, that's what I 286 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:30,280 was laying down, you know, next thing I know I was like, uh oh, 287 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:35,240 I'm filling up my shorts, but I'm also sitting on a hotel room 288 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,840 floor, right? And I'm sitting on the carpet. 289 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,440 And I was like, well, at least I can just keep it contained into 290 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,280 one tiny spot, right? I might as well not move. 291 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,680 I might as well just finish throwing up. 292 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,520 So I sat there and threw up. My wife looks over at me. 293 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,080 She starts crying because she feels bad for me because I'm 294 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,680 shitting myself. I would have been crying as 295 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,520 well. And I'm dry from laughter and 296 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,360 I'm dry heaving and it hurts. Oh, that was painful. 297 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,760 And what was the the end result was food, so. 298 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,240 Reasoning right. So in the the end result we 299 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,000 think was a stomach bug that I caught from my brother-in-law. 300 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,600 That's what that's what the end result was. 301 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,440 Well, as soon as I finished and I knew that I didn't have any 302 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,360 more throw up to do, I just stood up. 303 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,760 I took my underwear off, took my shorts off, dumped them right in 304 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,240 the same garbage can, and then just kind of walked into the 305 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,480 bathroom, jumped in the bathtub and there you have it. 306 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,440 There you have it. Poopy, poopy story. 307 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,960 I've never been that bad. The day that happens is going to 308 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,360 be rough for me. I got more poopy stories. 309 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,360 You got poop for days. Me and my wife and my son went 310 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,920 out to a buffet. Sure, sure, remember. 311 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,080 Do you remember this Chinese buffet story? 312 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,960 Oh, by the way, for you guys that don't know, Winslow brought 313 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,400 his PR. Yeah, his PR person. 314 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,760 She's off off camera making sure he doesn't say anything stupid. 315 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,160 Yeah, she's here and she's already. 316 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,000 Looking a little. She's looking all cringe at him. 317 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,280 She's like. I'll be, I'll be good. 318 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,680 But yeah, we went to a Chinese buffet. 319 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,840 Oh, you can eat buffet. And this place we knew gave us 320 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,920 diarrhea, but the food was so good. 321 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,200 Sometimes it's worth it. That you're willing to it's. 322 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,000 Definitely worth it, right? Like Taco Bell? 323 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,640 I'll eat Taco Bell for days, right? 324 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,480 So we, yeah, we went to this one place, all three of us pigged 325 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,520 out and as soon as we got in the car, we said we got to get home 326 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,640 right now, all three of us at the same time. 327 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,600 We flew home. We run in the house. 328 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,440 We got an upstairs and a downstairs bathroom. 329 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,080 My son runs upstairs, my wife runs downstairs, and I run 330 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,880 halfway up the stair landing and I'm standing there. 331 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,760 I'm like, hurry, hurry, one of you. 332 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,160 Never mind. No. 333 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,160 Stood right there on the stairs and shit. 334 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,320 My God. Public pooping, dude, I don't 335 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,120 wanna. Hey, sometimes I told you we 336 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,480 talked about on Criminal 1/2 a while ago about my trip to 337 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,080 Boston. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we definitely 338 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,680 heard. That Boston does not have a 339 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,240 public restroom anywhere in the fucking city. 340 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,839 You can't go bathroom anywhere. It's when you have to wait. 341 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,119 Go buy something at some at a store. 342 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,240 Well, sometimes I like I went to a Dunkin Donut, there was a 343 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,480 Dunkin' Donuts there, and even the bathroom says not for public 344 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,079 use. Which is crazy because in New 345 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,520 York, in the city, you can go to McDonald's and there's bums 346 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,960 sleeping in the like, there's bathrooms everywhere, there's 347 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,200 homeless. People sleeping. 348 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:30,880 We just got back from Vegas. In Las Vegas, the bathroom at 349 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,120 like a fast food place. They have to buzz you into the 350 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,040 bathroom because too many homeless people live in the 351 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,320 bathroom, right? Yeah. 352 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,960 So I had to take. I had to take a pee at a What 353 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,560 the hell place was it? Where did we go? 354 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,960 Where'd we go, baby? The jack-in-the-box. 355 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,200 Yeah. jack-in-the-box. They have to buzz you in to use 356 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:49,880 the bathroom. Really. 357 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,400 Yeah, Vegas makes sense. The homeless in Vegas are pretty 358 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,720 crazy, right? Makes sense. 359 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,640 I don't doubt that. I'm surprised they don't do that 360 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,040 in New York, more in the city. Yeah, they usually hire 361 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,400 security, but that's. Just for the bathrooms. 362 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,720 Well, for like McDonald's and stuff, you see it. 363 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,680 They have actual security waiting and timing people. 364 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,680 In Europe they charge you to use the bathroom. 365 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,760 Yeah, you have to pay a euro to go in. 366 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,280 Yeah, it's crazy. Mexico's like that too. 367 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,240 It's wild. Well, thanks for sharing your 368 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,360 story with us there in Winslow. Yeah. 369 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,240 I don't want to give away too many stories because we need to 370 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,280 have you back. Yes. 371 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,560 And we got. Yeah, we need catching up. 372 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,840 I got more poopy stories. He's. 373 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,640 Got stories He's. Got stories for days? 374 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,040 He's got stories for later days. All right, So what we got, we 375 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:31,880 got. What else we got. 376 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,320 We got mail call coming up. We have mail call, all right. 377 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,800 Am I going to some alcohol? Yeah, let's do it. 378 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,120 Mail call. Mail call, Welcome to Mail call. 379 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,440 Will you send in your questions, your rapid fire questions, 380 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:47,400 anything you want And we answer them honestly, truthfully, and 381 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,360 we don't hide anything. So they're free for all. 382 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,760 We're going to answer it regardless. 383 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,000 And what do we have today, Casey? 384 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,960 Well, let's do the I got an e-mail one I got to. 385 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,480 I got to pull up my e-mail here. Professionals. 386 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,200 Top notch professionals. Nothing but the best. 387 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000 Here. Nope, that's the wrong e-mail. 388 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,240 Now that we have a guest, we can we can certify, right? 389 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,880 The marble floors, the everything that's just 390 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,920 beautiful. The the spread outside for the 391 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,400 guests. This. 392 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,800 Place is wonderful. We have a green room with green. 393 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,800 Room was stocked with Avion waters. 394 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,720 All right, well, all right. So this one is from Brianna 395 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,640 Lombardo. Oh yes. 396 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,760 OK. Oh, you know her. 397 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,800 Yeah, I do. I do. 398 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:37,320 Well, she sent an e-mail with a mail call question back in late 399 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,840 April. OK, so it's good that we're 400 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,720 finally get into it. Yeah, if you could be a killer 401 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,120 in any horror movie, what movie would it be? 402 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,920 Good question. I say the Zodiac Killer 'cause 403 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,640 he's never been caught. What's in the box? 404 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,240 Oh, very good. You started off 'cause I'm 405 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,800 thinking. So in. 406 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,720 A horror movie This it can be supernatural. 407 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,520 Though, so it could be anything. Yeah, I would think like Mike 408 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,120 Myers. Freddy Krueger. 409 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,960 I'm gonna be Freddy Krueger. Freddy Krueger's pretty cool, 410 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,040 yeah. Freddy Krueger's good, but why? 411 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,680 Just because you can haunt somebody in their dreams. 412 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,960 You can do whatever you want, bro, like you don't have to 413 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960 chase anybody. You're just there in their dream 414 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,000 doing whatever you want. But. 415 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,040 You don't want to do the stuff before that got them killed, 416 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,920 right? No, okay, no, I'm talking, I'm 417 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,160 talking after the fact making sure dude 1-2 Freddy's he did. 418 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,200 Like children a little bit, you know what I mean? 419 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,760 What is it, 1-2 Freddy's coming on you? 420 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,040 No, that's not how it goes. Better lock your. 421 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,160 Door. No, sorry. 422 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,160 So. You're saying Freddy Krueger? 423 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,840 I'm gonna say Freddy Krueger because he can do some wild shit 424 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,480 in the fucking dreams. That's pretty crazy, you know 425 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,880 what I mean? Didn't he have, like, sex with 426 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,800 somebody in a dream? Yeah, I don't. 427 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,800 Know probably 1 of like their the major spin off movies from 428 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,120 the original. Yeah, I think he actually did. 429 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,440 He did something. Something wild, remember? 430 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,920 When he was when that tongue came out on the phone, the girl 431 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:59,640 was calling the phone and he was like, all right, I know mine. 432 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,680 Oh, wait, actually what? It was the first one where the 433 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,720 girl, they were like getting ready to have sex or whatever. 434 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,320 Yeah. Oh, no, they they were sleeping. 435 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,880 And then she was like up in the ceiling. 436 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think Freddy was actually 437 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,800 having sex with. Her yeah, I think that's also 438 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,920 in. Have you ever seen the original 439 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,600 Scary movie? Yeah, I think they. 440 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,200 Who was it? Was it Drew Barrymore? 441 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:19,720 No. No. 442 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,880 That scream, I don't know. She was getting banged by the 443 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,080 ghost. Oh, it's scary movie. 444 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,080 Too scary. Movie too. 445 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's. 446 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,880 Like, yeah, yeah. And he just didn't want it 447 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,120 anymore and he just was running away. 448 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,920 I think that was a play on the. Scene, right? 449 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,960 I know mine. OK, I'm going with Hit the 450 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,960 Clown. Only. 451 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,160 Because I think it's dope that you just can't kill it. 452 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,960 Well, I mean, he's an entity. It's an actual force. 453 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,040 That's very cool. And then they manifest into your 454 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,600 scariest nightmares. So it's kind of dope. 455 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,000 And yeah, I like his powers. I like the way he looks. 456 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:55,720 And the new it's are fantastic. The new movie, the new IT. 457 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,840 Yeah, we're. So good, so good. 458 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,760 I don't care what anyone says, so I'm going to go it the clown. 459 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:06,040 Kirk me Shit, did Macaulay Culkin kill anyone in the Good 460 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,200 Son? Oh yeah, he was the bad guy. 461 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,320 Was he the bad guy? Oh, it's making. 462 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,000 It was, yeah. Yeah. 463 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,840 He was a bad guy. Macaulay Culkin That's such a 464 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,720 that's such a actual like movie buff answer. 465 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,160 Right there. Because he's a Because he's a 466 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,200 kid. Yeah, you know. 467 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,520 The omen too. You're going to be an Emperor, 468 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,040 Cauli. Culkin, Yeah, I'm going Macaulay 469 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,960 Culkin That's, that's such a good answer though. 470 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,400 Yeah. The good son. 471 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,080 That is definitely a Winslow answer, yes. 472 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,880 For sure. Macaulay Culkin. 473 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,400 Yeah. McCauley. 474 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,400 Mcculley. Mcculley. 475 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,680 What's his name? McCauley. 476 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,000 McCauley. McCauley. 477 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,800 Can we transition real quick from what the mail call? 478 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,480 Do you think he was diddled because he denies it? 479 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,160 Do you think Michael was had him looking at Peter Pan while he 480 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,840 took long ganders at his asshole? 481 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,560 I I think. So I think so, yeah. 482 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,640 Oh 100%. But honestly, I don't blame him 483 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,480 for not admitting it. I would bring that to my grave 484 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,120 too. I don't know but from what from 485 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,320 what I understand from just listening to the different 486 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,560 stories I don't think he ever actually did anything stop to 487 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,640 the kids brother. He just had them like stand 488 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,920 naked and look at their butt holes and say. 489 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,440 That's still abuse. What do you know? 490 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,840 I get it, but I'm just saying there wasn't like an. 491 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,200 Actual. Wasn't there? 492 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,000 Wasn't there a kid with bloody underwear? 493 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,760 I think that kid got debunked the the ones that were in the 494 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,120 Neverland documentary said that one of those kids said that he 495 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:33,560 did lick his butt. Great documentary by the way, 496 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,200 all. Right, Casey, what do you got? 497 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,000 Yeah. What's the next one before we 498 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,680 start? No, no, no. 499 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,320 What's your? Oh yeah. 500 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,720 Did Michael Jackson do it? I don't usually comment on the 501 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,560 medical questions. That's fine. 502 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,760 I I don't know. I don't. 503 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,800 I'd have to do my research, no? No, no, no, no. 504 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,680 What the the the question? The killer? 505 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,320 The killer thing, yeah, I don't know. 506 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,400 I guess John Doe, I'll just pick. 507 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,280 It's not really a thing. Just 'cause she said what's in 508 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,960 the box. I'd have to really think about 509 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,560 it. I, Michael. 510 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,480 Oh, from 7:00. Yeah, Michael Myers is actually 511 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,720 like my favorite character, but he's he's kind of boring. 512 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,200 He's kind of boring. But yeah, if I so, yeah, I'll 513 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,800 pick off I'd probably say Michael Myers then. 514 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,040 OK, Michael Myers. Yeah, that I definitely think 515 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,200 that's. So we got Freddy Krueger. 516 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,800 The Rob Zombie Michael Myers is the coolest one the. 1st movie 517 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,160 was good, the second one was not good, it got a little. 518 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,560 Weird. It got a little weird all. 519 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,240 Right, so Freddy Krueger, it it Macaulay. 520 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,200 Culkin. And then Michael Myers. 521 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,320 Yeah, Michael Myers. All right, there's my answer. 522 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,520 All right. Fair enough. 523 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,160 So do you want to move on to the next one? 524 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,360 Yeah, Yeah. All right, cruising along. 525 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,800 Thank you, Brianna. So we have an update from a 526 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,840 couple. Oh, a follow up. 527 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,640 Yeah, we have a follow up. Yeah, an update from Firelord 528 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,240 Rule over. Oh. 529 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,760 God I I when you said update I knew it was going to be this. 530 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,760 So if you guys don't remember from the last episode, this kid 531 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,000 you know sent a mail call question and asking you guys for 532 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,080 advice on his first date or. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 533 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,160 And he's a Wow player, so he just wanted to update us on how 534 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,080 it went. OK, real quick, I just want to 535 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,400 sort of give an apology because I've been bashing the Wow 536 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,680 players here a little bit, yeah. You have the disrespect. 537 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,000 But. For video, we just have a video. 538 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,800 Game you don't you actually don't know what the question is, 539 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,840 but it's kind of good that you're you're coming to terms 540 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,160 with it because I think once I read this, you'll go you'll 541 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,000 realize that this apology is warranted. 542 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:29,200 OK, there are more virgin esque games to be played out there. 543 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,640 Than wow. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 544 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,000 What? What do you think? 545 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,720 Oh, what games? D&D. 546 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,680 What's that? That's not a video game, though. 547 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,160 No, but I'm just saying there's there's. 548 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,040 Like Dungeons and Dragons? Yeah, do you? 549 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,320 Know what's interesting too, is now all the Wow players are 550 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,120 older. Yeah, they're all. 551 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,440 I love how Garrett was sitting there with his bag hanging. 552 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,360 Oh, sorry, my bad. I can't see the rest of the 553 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,360 camera. My bad, my bad. 554 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,000 All the wild players were older. D&D players are older. 555 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,800 They all have wives and shit. Now it's different. 556 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,240 It was easy to pinpoint them when they were 15/16/17. 557 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,400 Yeah, but. All right, sorry. 558 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,200 All right, go ahead. Yeah, so Fire Lord wanted to 559 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:14,040 tell you guys that the first date was just super oh oh, turns 560 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,920 out she is also into gaming and wanted to break into the World 561 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,600 of Warcraft, so. Dude got a layup. 562 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,400 Oh yeah, a layup. So she brought her computer over 563 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,840 to my place. We took Tuesday through Friday 564 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,000 off together and spent the next week through Sunday leveling 565 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,960 together and starting heroics. I don't even know what starting 566 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,760 heroics is. What is? 567 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,560 What is that? Why am I explaining our? 568 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,960 Resident World of Warcraft. Heroics are like end game stuff, 569 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,120 so you have to level up to a certain point and then you do 570 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,080 like the end game stuff. It's pretty tricky. 571 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,880 The beginning of yeah, it's just dungeons, right? 572 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,320 You play with people. Can't I'm not going to sit here 573 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,680 for an hour explaining World of Warcraft, but I'm, I'm proud the 574 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,200 kid got a layup. But it you see that more now, 575 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,680 girls, there's more girls that are getting into video games. 576 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,560 Yeah, there's a yeah is like, especially online, like the 577 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,360 streamers and whatnot. Yeah, like if you're a female 578 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,480 streamer, from what I've noticed, you're making a fucking 579 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,320 killing. It's like, it's probably like 580 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,320 second, there's a lot in the tier of streamers below only 581 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720 fans. Total of only fans there's. 582 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,400 No being. Serious, it's easier. 583 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,360 There's still a lot of females that get like 5 to 10 concurrent 584 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,360 viewers, but it's easier to get. It's it's impossible to get 585 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,240 those as a guy starting off fresh, right? 586 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,000 The girls get a little bit easier, but it's it's still hard 587 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,920 to scale. That you know why? 588 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,200 Because there's a million fucking nerds playing World of 589 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,640 Warcraft. Let's see. 590 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,720 There he goes. There he goes straight. 591 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,080 And like, Oh my God, there's a girl who plays. 592 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,040 No, that's it's Twitch. They don't have to be paying. 593 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,480 Take my money. It could be anything, I'm just 594 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,200 saying any video. You get money by just streaming 595 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,840 yourself. Playing playing video games with 596 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,400 the camera. Yeah. 597 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,840 So you didn't have to be good. So hang on, he continues. 598 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,640 So he said Sunday, leveling together and starting heroics. 599 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,240 We took a leveling slow. Just the really best leveling 600 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,160 experience I've ever had. Oh God, he's having like E 601 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,280 dates. If things keep going this way, 602 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,600 she might be the one for me. Anyway, I know our moms are 603 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,080 happy and I really appreciate the great advice from you guys. 604 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,480 I need a pick, no pick, no proof. 605 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,640 I want to see what this girl looks like. 606 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,560 I want to see what Firelord looks like too. 607 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,040 I got to. I got to judge it that way. 608 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,760 Do we have an age? An age for this? 609 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,680 Nope, no clue he was he called in. 610 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,200 It was an e-mail last time. Yeah, yeah. 611 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,960 We don't know how old he is, whatever, but yeah, he was a. 612 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,320 But I will not take the standard someone whose son plays World of 613 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,720 Warcraft and know and has lifelong friends. 614 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,080 He sounds like he's around, what, 16? 615 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,640 Did he say in the last you? Know he never said how old he 616 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,240 was. He sounds like he's younger if 617 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,920 it was his first date. Tell us. 618 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,760 Yeah. Tell us how old you are. 619 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,120 Follow Fire Lord. Fire Lords. 620 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,880 But it is true. I just went to somebody that I 621 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,400 met on Wow. I just went to their wedding in 622 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,800 the Hamptons. They're both doctors. 623 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,880 They both play. Yeah. 624 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,560 Yep. So there you go. 625 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,360 Nicest wedding I've ever been to. 626 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:05,880 Wow. OK. 627 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,120 Wow, wow. So. 628 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,640 There you go, you can feed love. Wow, you can find the love of 629 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,400 your life and get married in the Hamptons. 630 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,080 I'm just happy I worked out for Fire Lord. 631 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,720 Yeah, I am too. He got a layup. 632 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,160 Yeah. He's proved that he is the ruler 633 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,360 of our flames. Did he? 634 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,920 Did he does it say if he knocked boots in it? 635 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,000 Bumping. Bumping uglies. 636 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,360 I don't know Firelord I need all right, so now call e-mail in 637 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,160 next week. We need age pictures if you can. 638 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,720 Of bumping uglies. No, no, don't. 639 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,600 Send it. And we gotta know. 640 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,920 We gotta know. Did you? 641 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,240 I mean three days? Yeah, lot can happen. 642 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,960 I mean, especially anywhere in Azeroth. 643 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,720 She brought her computer to his place. 644 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,720 Yeah. For days. 645 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,360 For. Days. 646 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,560 Yeah, there had been some intermissions in between. 647 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,360 Hey, they probably weren't. No, they probably just going at 648 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,760 it. All right. 649 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,360 All right, Josie's on vacation rights. 650 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,800 Josie's on vacation this. One's an interesting one. 651 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,040 OK, All right, so wait. Josie's on a. 652 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,200 Vacation. OK, I was like. 653 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,240 Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, OK. 654 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,880 Hi guys. Hi I am a woman around 50 years 655 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,680 old OK and not long ago I got out of a two year relationship. 656 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,280 I recently jumped back into the dating game. 657 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,760 And a couple of weeks. It's awful. 658 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,880 It sucks. It's awful. 659 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,640 I don't she's she's killing. Right now. 660 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,280 Well, she's she's also. She's not. 661 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,920 Cougar dude. Me. 662 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,440 She's also not me, so. And a couple of weeks ago, I 663 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,560 started talking to a younger man online. 664 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,000 How much younger? Yeah. 665 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,040 I don't know, we have really hit it off and things seem to be 666 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,160 going well. He just recently invited me to 667 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,120 spend the weekend with him in Las Vegas, a place I've always 668 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,760 wanted to go to but I've never been. 669 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,880 He's paying for everything and all I have to do is just go. 670 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,520 What do you guys think? Should I take off and travel to 671 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,120 a place I've never been to? Meet a guy I've only just met 672 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,480 online? What would you do? 673 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,560 Wow. As a woman. 674 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,080 I mean, I'd be a horror regardless. 675 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,840 So if I was. Whatever. 676 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,680 If I was 15 back in the dating scene, I'd be fucking. 677 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,720 A free trip to Vegas, Yeah. Yeah, but you got to put out 678 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,000 right? You think so? 679 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,920 Oh. 100. 500% yeah. If he's paying for everything, 680 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,120 yeah. You got it. 681 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400 I'm not saying. You don't have to go. 682 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,160 If you don't want to, don't go. Obviously consent is very 683 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,680 important. True, however. 684 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,040 Here at Criminal Activity and BCGP. 685 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,440 Here here at Chatsui. Here at Chatsui. 686 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:43,040 We are very much for consent. But if I was her as a woman, I 687 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,560 would. I don't know. 688 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,960 I mean, it all depends on how how it turns out, you know? 689 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,320 No, if you take the flight. I can I can tell you as from the 690 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:59,880 guy's side, there is probably a certain expectation to seal the 691 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,720 deal on that trip if you're paying for everything. 692 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,120 Damn it, at 50 you can't even lie and say that you're on your 693 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,080 period. You can't even use that as an 694 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,400 excuse. Yeah, I mean it is possible. 695 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,560 I mean, you probably, it depends, you know, it, it 696 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,480 varies. I mean, I know of somebody in 697 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,600 their 50s that's still. Well, OK, that's it. 698 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,480 Yeah. Well, now the the expectation is 699 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,480 yes, 100% for a trip like that, yeah, If you're not, if you 700 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480 don't, is that the. Question. 701 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,640 Yeah, she wants to know if she should go and meet. 702 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,200 Oh, she should go. She should go. 703 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,760 Yeah, you should go. I would. 704 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,560 Sure. If you like the guy. 705 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,960 They've been hitting it off. They might. 706 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,440 Wait. Have you seen pictures? 707 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,240 Yeah. Wait. 708 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,360 There's there's more to this. Once she, once she, once she 709 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,200 accepts consents. Overrated. 710 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,520 So just by going to Vegas, she's giving a consent, she's giving. 711 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,200 Consent, consent given you. You did like a given, it's just. 712 00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,080 No consent is up to the moment. Without, without a doubt right. 713 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,320 The thing I'm saying is though. You can be right up to the 714 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,000 moment and be like, no, then it's not one. 100%, but it's 715 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,280 it's kind of shitty of to do at that point. 716 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:13,680 You, you said you, you said that you were, you know what I mean? 717 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,720 It's definitely implied. If you're not, if you don't 718 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,480 think you're going to do it, then don't go on the trip. 719 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,360 Right. If you if you don't, if yeah, 720 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,520 yeah, I would say. The minute, the minute the guy 721 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,280 paid for everything. Yeah, I personally would not go. 722 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,560 As a woman. As as anybody. 723 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,720 That's just fucking weird. Like if you don't. 724 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,600 Dave, what? Stop if you're talking to some 725 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,880 girl online. Did you? 726 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,680 Are they Facetiming or are they just talking? 727 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,880 Yeah, we don't have enough information. 728 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,840 Like did they FaceTime? Did they actually talk like 729 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,120 one-on-one, you know, or are they just emailing or well. 730 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,880 Let's just say they did. If they. 731 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,920 Yeah, yeah. Or Facetiming. 732 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,600 Yeah. Oh, they if they're Facetimed, 733 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,080 yeah, that's that. That's different. 734 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,920 Yeah, that's different. If you're hitting it off of the 735 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,880 person you like, find them actually attractive. 736 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,520 Yeah, yeah. Why would you not I? 737 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,040 Mean if you're talking to somebody for a couple weeks, 738 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,040 you're probably yeah, you. Know yeah, I mean, yeah, OK, I I 739 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,000 was under the impression that I was just like kind of like 740 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,400 through the dating app that you're chatting. 741 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,280 Maybe I'm just. Assuming if that's the case, 742 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,520 don't go because there's a lot of fucking catfishing out there 743 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,800 there's. A lot of weirdos too. 744 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,199 Yeah, but if you're like actually face timing and it's in 745 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:19,440 real in the moment and you're having like good conversations 746 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,199 stuff, yeah, I mean, why not so. You're not worried about getting 747 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,280 murdered in Vegas? I mean, it's still, it's still a 748 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,400 fucking risk because let's basically you're in the middle 749 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,199 of the fucking desert. Nobody's going to find you for a 750 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,360 long fucking time. That's true. 751 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,760 But yeah, why not? Fuck it, you're 50. 752 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,880 Yeah, you're 50. I mean what? 753 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,679 You got you got what, 10 more years to live? 754 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:36,719 Whatever. Jeez, might as well. 755 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,280 Have a good time in Vegas. That's the morbid Dave coming 756 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,199 out that he's not going to live past 60 years old. 757 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:46,679 You've got a lot of life left. I'm on a 10 year plan, 10 year 758 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:47,960 plan, 10 years. That's what I got. 759 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,960 All right, so yours is. If I if I can make it 10 years. 760 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,159 If you were the woman in this situation, you'd go too. 761 00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:56,360 Oh, sure, why not? Yeah, but we're assuming that 762 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,560 they've probably seen each other online, that they've chatted for 763 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,360 a while. Yeah. 764 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,760 So I mean, once she accepts she's she's willing to do 765 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,400 anything. Just know what the expectation. 766 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,520 Is she she understands what's going on. 767 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,440 I mean, we're all 50 years old. We're all adults, right? 768 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,480 Yeah, she's. We're all adults. 769 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,960 OK, yeah, fuck it. Go, go for it. 770 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,280 Have. Fun. 771 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,920 Yep. OK, use protection. 772 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,120 Yep, all right. The baby's, yeah. 773 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,960 You don't want a baby at 50. I want to know how. 774 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,880 I want to know how. Yeah, I I just. 775 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,480 Well. You don't want a baby at 50 or 776 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,200 you don't want a fucking. Quasimodo fucking gonorrhea. 777 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,400 Probably, yeah. You don't want to be fucking got 778 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:33,760 it. Yeah. 779 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,560 Anyway, what were you going to say, Winslow? 780 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,440 I wanted I wanted to know what the age gap is. 781 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,280 That's a good question. Yeah, maybe. 782 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,040 Maybe if she's listening, she'll give us a follow up. 783 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,640 Maybe. Who knows? 784 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,440 All right. What's next? 785 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,400 Yeah. Oh, we got another one. 786 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,840 OK, Yeah, we got actually fire up more. 787 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,320 Turn the light off right. Ohh. 788 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,280 A couple of years ago. I like the lights on. 789 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,160 Yeah. Lights on. 790 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,240 I'm a visual guy. Did you just agree? 791 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,600 Did he disagree to something? He did. 792 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,160 That was kind of. Wow, Casey likes the lights on. 793 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,400 Kind of dirty. No I so. 794 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,480 He likes to watch. Let the boy watch. 795 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,160 Let the boy watch. Alright, so you know what went 796 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,280 through my head when you said that I didn't think of it as in 797 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,480 a dirty. Oh yeah, I was just. 798 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:14,960 Thinking like he's backtracking I. 799 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,960 Know, but I I was like. So Casey likes to watch. 800 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,360 We're gonna go with that regardless of what you say. 801 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,080 Well, I was an electrician. I prefer everyone who lights 802 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,280 work. Yeah, OK. 803 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440 Yeah, I know that. I don't. 804 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,000 Know yeah, think whatever you want. 805 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,840 What about the cameras? Did the cameras work too? 806 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,040 He is a film guy. He is a film guy, but. 807 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,640 He was struggling. Do you want a role play tonight? 808 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,920 Anyway, anyway, turn the lights off, we got them. 809 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,640 Yeah, we got them. That was good. 810 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,120 I don't know. All right. 811 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,120 Turn the lights off rights. A couple of years ago I went all 812 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,080 in on I went all in on my dream and opened up my restaurant. 813 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,800 OK, I love food and I love to cook and after years of hustling 814 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,760 and working at a dead end job I hated, I finally had enough. 815 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,160 Sorry it's kind of written weird. 816 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,960 I finally had enough. Oh, I see. 817 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,200 I'm going to start over with that. 818 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,800 OK, here we go. Turn the light off right? 819 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:13,200 A couple of years ago I went all in on my dream and opened up my 820 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,720 restaurant. I love food and I love to cook 821 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,200 and after years of hustling and working at a dead end job, I 822 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,320 hate it. I finally had enough and I woke 823 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,800 up one day and I quit my job and went all in on my dream and 824 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,560 opened up my little place. Things started out great and I 825 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,520 was making more money than I had ever seen. 826 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,000 The business was doing really well and it seemed that I had 827 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,920 made it. Sadly it didn't last and due to 828 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,840 rising costs and failing sales and trusting the wrong people, 829 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,480 after just a few years I had to close down my business and file 830 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,280 for bankruptcy. I lost it all, my dream, my 831 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,160 passion for cooking and all my money. 832 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,560 I decided to leave the culinary field and I currently work as a 833 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,520 valet. I risked it all and lost it all 834 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,440 to do what I love and honestly I feel like even if the outcome 835 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,880 was the same, I'd do it all over again. 836 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,600 Absolutely. What's the biggest risk you guys 837 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,760 have ever taken in your life and did it pay off? 838 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,720 Good question, good question, good question. 839 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,200 Is there anything that I risked risked it all for? 840 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,600 I mean, you did just, well, we're going to talk about that 841 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,440 later, but. Risked it all for. 842 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,000 I don't know. If that's a risk, but. 843 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,160 I would say getting married. OK. 844 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,880 Because I literally risked it all and lost it all. 845 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,640 I mean, if you want to really put it that way, I don't know. 846 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,440 I mean, I didn't really like venture out, like just quit my 847 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,000 job and move to another state and start from scratch, which 848 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,800 people have done, which is commendable. 849 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,280 And I, you know, it's actually very admirable if you can do 850 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,600 that. No, I've always kind of like 851 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,560 played it safe in life. I can't say that I've actually 852 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,760 done done anything other than, like I said, getting married, 853 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:51,600 wasting 15 years of my life and living off of and living off of 854 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,880 canned corn because that's all I could afford because they took 855 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,320 everything I fucking owned so. Canned corn's pretty good, 856 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,160 actually. That is good I. 857 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,880 Don't know why I enjoy canned corn. 858 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,080 I for dinner. I don't know, like that's it. 859 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,360 That's all he. Maybe a hot dog to go along with 860 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,000 it. Hot dogs are. 861 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,760 Great. I I I'm with you on that one. 862 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,120 I really, I played it safe. I drank the kool-aid. 863 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,320 I went. You know what I mean? 864 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,360 I don't know. I did you. 865 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,240 Yeah. I was a degenerate back before 866 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,480 which is risky. I met my wife but I never risked 867 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,080 everything on on a chance. I've just worked shitty jobs all 868 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,960 the way up until this point. Yeah, I know, Winslow. 869 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,720 You you have a story where you risked pretty much everything 870 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,280 because you had a when you retired from the military, you 871 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,360 had a pretty comfortable civilian job lined up. 872 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,560 Yeah, right. Isn't that what you told me? 873 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,720 Is that like risking it though? Yeah, you came all the way over 874 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,920 here to. Not really. 875 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,960 I mean, I grew up in this area. Yeah. 876 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:50,680 So when I retired from the military, yeah, I got I had AGS 877 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,280 11 job waiting for me. Hey, come on. 878 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,360 I'm. Sorry, go, keep going, keep 879 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:55,880 going. Now listen. 880 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080 So I had AGS 11. AGS 11 job waiting for me. 881 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,400 It was literally my same job. Retire one day, take off the 882 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,480 uniform, go in and civilian clothes. 883 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,120 And my mom then said, no, please come home. 884 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,360 So we made the decision to come back to this area. 885 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,200 What is this area? Is this Connecticut? 886 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,560 Connecticut. Connecticut, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 887 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,280 yeah. Yeah. 888 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,360 We came back. We came back did that. 889 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:21,800 Yeah. Yeah. 890 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,960 But. You can also argue that jump in 891 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,440 the military in general is a risk. 892 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,560 You don't know what the Hell's going to. 893 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,320 Happen. No, joining the military wasn't 894 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,680 a risk at all, really. That was. 895 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,000 That was easily the best decision I ever made. 896 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,520 Do you think the military? Yeah, but. 897 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,680 You made a full career out of it. 898 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,040 A lot of people don't. Yeah, a lot of people are do 899 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,520 that six year thing and. Then, I mean, your life 900 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,240 basically now is because of the military. 901 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,280 Oh, yeah. You know, you met, you met. 902 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,040 I mean they, they. Meant Arena. 903 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,840 Nicholas is here because of Eric. 904 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,640 Yep. Yep. 905 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:55,640 Now, do you say that going into the military saved your life? 906 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,080 It became better because of it, that's for damn sure. 907 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,920 Yeah. Yeah. 908 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,360 I didn't even want to. I was just. 909 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,040 I was just. At a crossroads. 910 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,160 I, I was 18 year old pothead and my mom saw me just doing 911 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,760 absolutely nothing. So she said join the military 912 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,080 and I picked the right one, the Air Force, the Air. 913 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,400 Force What would you think? What do you think your life 914 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,680 would have been like if you hadn't joined the military? 915 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,080 Probably kind of like my brother, yeah. 916 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,920 Just hung around the area, found a job somewhere. 917 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,400 Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, drugs too. 918 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,400 Yeah. But not like heavy drugs. 919 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,720 Just I would have been, I would have been just like a little 920 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,080 pothead. Yeah. 921 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,280 Drinking a little bit, but probably, but probably just at 922 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,720 most working at McDonald's or something like that. 923 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:46,880 You know, no, I think I think a, the riskiest story is probably 924 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,880 my father and mother-in-law coming from Russia. 925 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,440 You know, they had to make a decision. 926 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,840 They made a decision to basically defect from Russia. 927 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:03,040 So that was actually during. Peak times too. 928 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,960 Those two had some balls to make that decision. 929 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,560 Yeah, I remember you telling me the the, the journey they had to 930 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,040 take, like going from one country to another country to 931 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,280 another country and then over here, like everything was like 932 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,400 in the dark, in the dark of night, kind of. 933 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,600 That was that was in the early 70s. 934 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,680 You weren't just allowed to pick up and leave from Russia, right? 935 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,800 So you had Soviet Union. You had, you had to like, leave, 936 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,960 yeah, you know, middle of the night, leave your shit behind. 937 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,960 Pay some people. Off in your case, the border and 938 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,720 you and you couldn't bring your entire family all at once. 939 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,480 You had to split up the wife and the, you know, the kids and. 940 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,720 Where are you going, comrade? Where are you going, comrade? 941 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,800 Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a cool risk at all story. 942 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,160 Yeah, that. Yeah, that's see, I wish. 943 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,760 That's exciting though. My life has been fucking 944 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,760 nothing, Nothing exciting. Typical boring Americans I know 945 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,520 we're. Just what can you do? 946 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,200 We're spoiled. Yeah, we, we don't like to. 947 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,000 I mean, I don't know, maybe this podcast is kind of a risk. 948 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,400 It's just us bullshit, brother. No, it would be a risk if we all 949 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,080 quit our jobs today. It's true, it went all in. 950 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,440 Double down, yeah. That's what. 951 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,760 We need to do. I'm sorry, buddies. 952 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,960 Wait, wait, wait. What we need to do? 953 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,080 Maybe that's what we. Need to do I got the house all I 954 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,840 can't. Well, I got something coming up 955 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,560 too. Where? 956 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,120 Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I didn't. 957 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,800 I haven't really done anything risky. 958 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,280 Yeah, we're. Boring, yeah. 959 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,840 Yeah, buying a car, buying a house, those aren't risks. 960 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,880 Those are just that's living. That's yeah, yeah. 961 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,360 So. So is that it? 962 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,480 We got one more, OK. This one's gonna be It would 963 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,640 have been a good tie in to my story, but we'll tie in later. 964 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,240 Yeah, it is what it is. So this one, I don't know. 965 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,800 This one might get your blood boiling a little. 966 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,520 Bit All right, I'm ready. You're ready for this all right 967 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,520 highlighter juice. Highlighter juice. 968 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,280 Right. They must smell good because I 969 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,760 love the smell of highlighters. Do you? 970 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,280 Yeah. All right, ready. 971 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,160 It took the jury two days to reach a verdict of not guilty. 972 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,200 It's innocent until proven guilty. 973 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,240 Not guilty because the media brainwashed you to believe so. 974 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,800 I know you don't want to hear it because you've already made-up 975 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,200 your mind. Of whether you like it or. 976 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:12,680 Not Casey Anthony was found not found not guilty of killing 977 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,480 Caylee Anthony. Casey has maintained her 978 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,280 innocence and there are questions surrounding George and 979 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,120 Cindy's involvement. Casey's parents. 980 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,680 What happened to Kaylee is tragic and at the end of the day 981 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,400 there might only be a few people that know the truth and I know 982 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,600 for sure it isn't you guys. The prosecution has the burden 983 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,960 of proof and had no case. They tried to find Casey guilty 984 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,880 on mostly circumstantial evidence and the jury saw right 985 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,640 through that. Here we are 17 years later and 986 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,560 Casey is now trying to re enter society and have a positive 987 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,000 impact on and have a positive impact on it. 988 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,760 She's trying to be there for people using her knowledge to 989 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,400 advocate for people who really need help. 990 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,920 Like Casey said, people are not only unaware of their rights, 991 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,400 but most of the time they aren't even aware that they're giving 992 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,640 them away so freely without consent. 993 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,400 Is that Casey Anthony just did she just hit us with a burner 994 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,760 account and. All right. 995 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,400 Dave's face. I know he's pissed right now. 996 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:17,280 Casey Anthony is a fucking cunt. OK, yeah. 997 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,400 All right. So I will say that whoever 998 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,400 fucking this person is, they are technically correct. 999 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,960 Correct. She was acquitted. 1000 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,840 Yes, so was OJ. So it was a lot of people. 1001 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,920 So it wasn't wasn't Richard Speck. 1002 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,440 Remember Richard Speck? Yeah. 1003 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:44,000 He was like fucking whatever anyway, but that usually happens 1004 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,480 after you murder your daughter and let her rot in the back of 1005 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,160 your fucking trunk in a trash bag for 30 days. 1006 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,280 Yeah, and the the. There's not a lot of parents. 1007 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,960 Conspiracy is literally been proven wrong, debunked multiple 1008 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,560 times. Yeah. 1009 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,520 Didn't they take a lie detector test? 1010 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,920 Yeah, but lie detectors lie detector in. 1011 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,160 Court anyway. They don't hold up in court. 1012 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,720 But they do help. It was more for public opinion, 1013 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:07,680 right? You know. 1014 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,040 Yeah. The whole, the whole point of of 1015 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,600 this is could they prove that you did it? 1016 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,360 No, they couldn't prove. Doesn't mean you didn't do. 1017 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,440 It that you didn't, it doesn't mean that you're innocent. 1018 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,000 It doesn't mean you're just found not guilty. 1019 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,160 OK, When you piece everything together, We talked about this 1020 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,120 before. You have a beautiful young 1021 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,760 daughter and you were out telling people that your 1022 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,480 daughter was basically, basically crimping your style. 1023 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,320 You couldn't do what you wanted. You couldn't go out and party 1024 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,160 and be with your friends and also that kind of stuff. 1025 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,720 And you were fucking trying to find a way where you could do 1026 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:51,200 that. Mysteriously, tragically, your 1027 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:58,240 daughter died. You went out of your way to hide 1028 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,800 this death, murder, whatever you want to call it. 1029 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,120 You wrapped her mouth in duct tape, you bound her hands, you 1030 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,040 placed her in a fucking bag, and you tossed her into the fucking 1031 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,960 woods after she spent days in the back of your trunk rotting 1032 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,280 away. And in the meantime, while she's 1033 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:22,840 rotting and decaying and being alone, tossed like a sack of 1034 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,600 trash in the woods, you are out sucking and fucking and drinking 1035 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,360 and do whatever the fuck you want to do the entire fucking 1036 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:36,520 time while she's rotting in the fucking woods. 1037 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,120 So yes, she was found not guilty. 1038 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:46,120 However, she is a fucking piece of shit scumbag who does not 1039 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,520 deserve to be around. She is worse than the fucking 1040 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,880 dog shit I stepped in the other day on the bottom of my shoe. 1041 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,480 She does not belong out in fucking society. 1042 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,840 She needs to be. Gone passion right there. 1043 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,000 Out of here, locked away, I don't give a fuck. 1044 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,600 Do not show your face. Nobody wants to see your fucking 1045 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,720 face. Nobody. 1046 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,320 And if you do, you're a fucking piece of shit too. 1047 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,240 So whoever wrote this, go fuck yourself. 1048 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,520 On top of it too is just do what everybody else does. 1049 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,120 When they're they found, they're found not guilty. 1050 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,720 Just change your name and and just exit stage left. 1051 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,320 Like. Her trying to get it. 1052 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,480 Like roller frater? Yeah, roller frater. 1053 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,960 She has a frater. A whole bunch of people that we 1054 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,520 did on Carl AF, all of them changed her name and that's like 1055 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,200 the first MO. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1056 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,000 Yep. Yep, she's fuck her attention, 1057 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,640 fuck her. Fuck whoever that was. 1058 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,640 Fuck that. Didn't that Barbie Ken Barbie 1059 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,280 girl? Oh, Carla Hamolka, she yeah, 1060 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:44,920 she's. Free now? 1061 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,840 Yeah, she's free now. Yeah, she's married, had more 1062 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,040 kids or kids or whatever. Death threats? 1063 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:50,560 Yep. Yep. 1064 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,160 What do you think Casey Anthony did it? 1065 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,320 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, OJ did it too. 1066 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:56,800 Does she? I mean. 1067 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,920 Do we know? Do we know that she knew that 1068 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,480 that her daughter was dead? She knows you. 1069 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,680 She. No, she regardless of what story 1070 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,120 there was, she knew forever. She knew the kid was dead. 1071 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,360 Yeah, OK, She knew. So whether it was her or where 1072 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,320 her story was. Oh. 1073 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,960 Babysitter fucking narrative didn't make any sense either. 1074 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,120 Like, oh, I didn't know. Danny the nanny. 1075 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,160 Yeah. And they're like, oh, where do 1076 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,720 you work? Oh, Universal Studios. 1077 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,320 OK, let's go there. And she hadn't. 1078 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,840 Nobody knew who the fuck she was. 1079 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,760 Yeah, you know she. Used to work there. 1080 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,640 She used to work there and then she's like leading them down 1081 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,480 this like back hallways and stuff. 1082 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,760 And she's like, OK, she was, you got me. 1083 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,000 I don't work here. Yeah, she was charged for for 1084 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,840 lying to the police and stuff. Like that. 1085 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:37,920 Which obstruction? Yeah, I. 1086 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,360 Think it also got thrown out but. 1087 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,200 Yeah, but anyway. I mean the the. 1088 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,960 Yeah, that person was is trying real hard to. 1089 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,960 So regardless if she murdered the daughter, or she drowned in 1090 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,720 the pool which was another story, or the father fucking did 1091 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:59,240 it, or whatever the point of the matter is, she was dead for 30 1092 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,240 days missing you. Didn't do anything. 1093 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,560 And you didn't give two fucks. Even if it was an accidental 1094 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,640 death, you're still. You're out living your fucking 1095 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,240 best life. You're still like had the body 1096 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,680 of the kid in your fucking car and you didn't say a word. 1097 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,400 And even though like the mother when she made the 911 call, I 1098 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,400 mean, that just goes to show the parents weren't complicit 1099 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,120 because she's like, it smells like there's a fucking dead body 1100 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,520 in the fucking car. Like what is this? 1101 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,240 And they're asking where is my granddaughter? 1102 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,200 Where is she? Nobody knew where she was. 1103 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,520 You know what I mean? She's at the name, so yes, I'll 1104 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,720 say it again, she was found not guilty. 1105 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,520 However, she's a fucking piece of shit and she deserves to be 1106 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,960 in jail or worse, I don't know. And the, the prosecution, I'm 1107 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,760 sure they certainly, I mean, because when a body goes missing 1108 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:50,240 or or whatever for, for that period of time the, the evidence 1109 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:53,360 to tie everything together that, that gets pretty, pretty 1110 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,440 difficult to prove. So. 1111 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,640 Especially in in what it was in the middle of summer in Florida, 1112 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,120 there's really not going to be much left. 1113 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:00,920 Yeah. You know so. 1114 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,240 They they definitely had an uphill battle right at the end 1115 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,200 of. The day so they I don't I don't 1116 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,920 think there was like any definitive was was there a 1117 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,120 definitive cause of death? I don't think there was because. 1118 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440 Wasn't a blood force. No, not a blood. 1119 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,760 Force. Well, no, because they tried to 1120 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,520 do the drowning story in the pool. 1121 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,440 Oh, she accidentally fell in the pool. 1122 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,160 I don't think they had a a definitive. 1123 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,560 Strangulation, no right, but but if your if your daughter like 1124 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,520 the story of the defense was going with their father was 1125 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,200 supposed to be watching the daughter or whatever and the 1126 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:35,080 daughter and Kaylee drowned. Okay, if she drowned, why would 1127 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,040 you put fucking duct tape on her fucking face? 1128 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,760 Yeah. I think downed her hands. 1129 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,960 They rolled A homicide, but they didn't know the cause of death, 1130 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,400 right? I think that's what it was, 1131 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,080 right? Yeah. 1132 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,560 Our generation, Jon Benet. Fucker. 1133 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,360 Jon Benet Ramsey. She's a piece of shit. 1134 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,480 Yeah. All right. 1135 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,440 Next. That's that's all we got. 1136 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,840 That's all we got from Michael. Yeah. 1137 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,560 All right. All right. 1138 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,720 So that was our. Last. 1139 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,320 Yeah, so. Figured we had on a high note. 1140 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,720 Moving on from this biatch. So a couple episodes ago, we do. 1141 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,640 Appreciate your question though. So yes, thank you. 1142 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:11,120 Go fuck yourself. So a couple episodes ago we were 1143 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,920 talking about how I was going looking for a house, going to 1144 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:20,200 open houses and stuff like that. Well update I found one. 1145 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,600 Yay, he's actually leaving here in about an hour. 1146 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,720 Or less leaving about to. Go drop off some big boy money. 1147 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,360 Yep, some big boy money put a deposit down. 1148 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,520 Yeah, so last week we went and looked at a house. 1149 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,440 It's five bedroom, 3 bath right here. 1150 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,160 You know, relatively close by in the same town, Montville, where 1151 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,240 I live. He's about to make a commitment. 1152 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,240 Went, went and looked at it, liked it. 1153 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,880 It's got everything. It checks all the boxes, went in 1154 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:53,560 for for basically what they were asking, which is unheard of in 1155 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,240 today's market. If anybody's familiar with the 1156 00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:04,080 real estate market right now, it's usually sales close at 1157 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:09,040 either 203040 thousand over over asking because it you know, it's 1158 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,520 such a such a, you know, this high demand and. 1159 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,000 What? No supply, high demand, right? 1160 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,080 Yeah, you have 19 people at an open house, all fighting. 1161 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,400 Yeah, all fighting and it's everything's overbid and also 1162 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,120 that kind of stuff. Well, surprisingly, I don't know 1163 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,960 how the hell this fucking happened, but I put in for 1164 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,160 asking because I'm like, I'm not don't it. 1165 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,120 We talked about this. I'm not going to overpay or I'm 1166 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,680 not going to fucking whatever for a house. 1167 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,000 You know what I mean? So I went at asking price and 1168 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,880 two days later they accepted it. And that fucking shocked me. 1169 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,840 I had I did not expect that. Are you? 1170 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,040 Are you nervous? Are you expecting them to say 1171 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:41,760 no? And. 1172 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,560 Well, yeah, I was like, you know, well. 1173 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,480 You still have the inspection and everything. 1174 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,120 What happens when you what happens when you find out? 1175 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:51,200 Like it's, it's a rapid inspection. 1176 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,600 The fucking roof's going to collapse. 1177 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,240 I mean, it's kind of concerning that I put in for asking price 1178 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,400 and it got accepted. So I mean, crumbling found it, 1179 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,560 yeah. So who knows? 1180 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,400 The fucking roof could cave in, you know. 1181 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,240 But you can always ask them to fix that stuff before yeah the 1182 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,560 deal whenever the inspection comes up. 1183 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,840 Well, here's another concerning thing. 1184 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,920 Oh no. It's being sold as is. 1185 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,920 Oh. So all inspections? 1186 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,680 All inspections are what? Year was this? 1187 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,320 What year was this? 2006, 2006. 1188 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,000 New roof automatically. Yeah, probably. 1189 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,640 New roof, 20 years. Yeah, what is that, 16 grand? 1190 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,960 Unless they do it, unless they have the 50 year shingles, who 1191 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,200 knows. I don't know how it's built. 1192 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:28,560 Nope. Well. 1193 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,760 We're going to find out Monday, Monday is the inspection, so 15 1194 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,720 grand. If it needs a new roof or a new 1195 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:37,360 furnace or a new whatever, then you know, obviously it's all no 1196 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,600 boiler. System should be fine. 1197 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:42,520 Yeah, no one void, but but yeah. So I'm pretty excited about 1198 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,800 this. It is a big step of a big 1199 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,600 journey, yeah, you know, going from renting to home ownership. 1200 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,240 Right. I do enjoy renting, you know, 1201 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,280 because you don't have to do anything you. 1202 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,440 Don't have to do. Anything. 1203 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,120 Yeah, you have 0 responsibility other than payment. 1204 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,680 I miss it. Yeah, 0 responsibility. 1205 00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,920 I miss it. So I want to. 1206 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,080 Fucking own a home. Yeah. 1207 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,360 So I mean, I have owned a house before and I know, you know, you 1208 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,000 got to do like a lot of upkeep and like you're responsible for 1209 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,520 fucking everything. If fucking furnace goes, you got 1210 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,880 to freaking pay for furnace blah blah blah. 1211 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,880 I know all that. So I've grown accustomed to 1212 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,400 renting because I don't have to do anything. 1213 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,960 So now I got to get back into the homeowner mindset. 1214 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,440 You got to lace up those new balances. 1215 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,080 Yep, got to get the way. Put on those fucking shorts. 1216 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,240 Yeah, those khaki shorts. Got to get my my cargo shorts, 1217 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,920 my new balances. It's time to start just standing 1218 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,280 out on the back porch looking at your yard. 1219 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,560 Yeah, baby. Getting. 1220 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,040 Stressed out how dirty your basement is? 1221 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,520 So it actually works, It actually works out well because 1222 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,280 the house is actually 2 houses in 1. 1223 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,640 So it's a raised ranch. So I don't know if anybody 1224 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:52,480 familiar with raised ranches, but it's basically upstairs 2 1225 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:57,280 level house which is Upstairs Downstairs and the downstairs in 1226 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,520 an unfinished raised ranch is it's just a basement. 1227 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,520 Garage. Yeah, or it's like 1/2 garage, 1228 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,080 half basement. So but this one is is finished. 1229 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,080 It's got 2 bedrooms and a bath downstairs it's got a kitchen 1230 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,880 and it's got a living room. And then the upstairs is 3 1231 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,280 bedrooms, 2 bath, kitchen, living room, blah blah blah. 1232 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,680 And the way it works out for us is because my son and you know 1233 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,080 where I'm actually buying this with my son? 1234 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,520 So when I croak, he has a fucking house. 1235 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,880 But so yeah, so he has his own separate living area. 1236 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,400 I have my own separate living area. 1237 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,320 So it works out well, you know, and I, I think maybe that's why 1238 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,600 not a lot of people were bidding on it because it is 2 separate 1239 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,440 living areas. Yeah, it's almost like you could 1240 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,360 rent out the bottom that second house to have a. 2nd house. 1241 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,560 We'll see. I'm kind of excited. 1242 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,640 I'm excited, you know? I can't wait. 1243 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,240 To check it out, yeah. I like looking through all the. 1244 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,560 Poker night at Dave's house. I don't. 1245 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,240 I don't. I mean, you'll be planning. 1246 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:53,760 I don't. I don't. 1247 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,040 Yeah, yeah. You can host though. 1248 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,320 Yeah, I'll host. Yeah, all the utilities and all 1249 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,600 that stuff, like what's behind the wall, Like that's that's 1250 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,080 what I'm all. About case is going to start 1251 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,680 inspecting for you. Now you're mentioning this, I am 1252 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,320 going to need some some expertise because. 1253 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,400 YouTube. They basically made this house 1254 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,680 into basically a boarding house. Looks like a brothel. 1255 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,960 So like they actually converted the living room into a bedroom 1256 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,800 because it's right next to the casino. 1257 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,480 So a lot of out of state people come in to work the casino and 1258 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,920 this house is basically like you rent A room here, you work at 1259 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,080 the casino. So they basically made it so 1260 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,960 it's technically A5 bedroom 3 bath, but they actually made it 1261 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,680 into like 8 bedrooms. Yeah, but that's just walls 1262 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,480 getting taken down. Right. 1263 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,200 So yeah, we got, we got to do a little, little demo here and 1264 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,640 there, but. Some TLC. 1265 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,760 Yeah, but hey. I'm down for demo. 1266 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,120 Yeah, demo would be fun. Yeah, taking down walls as 1267 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,760 always. I'm super lazy so. 1268 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,680 Well, no. Fixing it after, that's what I 1269 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,800 don't want to do. Yeah, Yeah. 1270 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,440 But demo, yeah. Putting walls up sucks. 1271 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,240 Putting them down in fun. Yeah. 1272 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,320 Yeah. So, yeah. 1273 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,400 Congrats, dude. Thank you. 1274 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,600 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1275 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:08,920 For you. I know you've been looking. 1276 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,800 Yeah. So we actually were talking the 1277 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,680 other day at work about one of our favorite shows, which is 1278 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,040 Love on the Spectrum. Don't. 1279 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,560 Get me started about love on the spectrum. 1280 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,960 Spectrum So I'm curious to see like I just finished, I'm a 1281 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,600 little behind on the on the on the thing. 1282 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,840 I just finished it not too long ago. 1283 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,600 I do want to say Connor is my favorite. 1284 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,800 Connor is your favorite. Connor is my favorite. 1285 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,840 I'm with you they but I think Netflix. 1286 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,480 Especially the ending. Netflix gasses him up though. 1287 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,880 Yeah they definitely have painted his story as the 1288 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,240 favorite for Netflix. Right. 1289 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,480 For sure. But his, his, his, his the. 1290 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,680 Energy, I love you. Yeah. 1291 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,240 Connor is great, he's James is by far my favorite though. 1292 00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:05,360 James is the best. James Dad, alcohol is a 1293 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,320 stimulant. The way he says stimulant cracks 1294 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,240 me up. Leaves your. 1295 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,520 Crumbs in the. Butter. 1296 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,200 What amazes me about James is how like actually articulate he 1297 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,720 is. It's even Tanner. 1298 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,520 Tanner doesn't stumble over. He can have a yeah, the most 1299 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,480 coherent conversation and say a million things at once, and he 1300 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,800 doesn't stumble at all, right? It's actually very impressive. 1301 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,560 About the 87 things he likes. Yeah, it's I, I honestly believe 1302 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,560 that's one of the best shows on TV and I, I'll argue it all the 1303 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,360 time. And anybody who is hesitant to 1304 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,280 watch it because they're like, oh, I don't want to laugh at 1305 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,640 these people. It's yes, you laugh at them, but 1306 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,800 you're also laughing with. Them you're laughing with them. 1307 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,000 Yeah, it's it's. And the parents know this. 1308 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,560 They, they laugh at them. They're, they laugh at them too. 1309 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,200 It's it's it's such a. Good mannerism, Yeah. 1310 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,880 I mean, you just take it, take it how it is. 1311 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,640 And if you haven't watched it, you got it. 1312 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,480 Yeah, yeah. It's actually genuine. 1313 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:01,480 And how blunt they are right is it's the best thing in the 1314 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,360 world. And how like if they just, 1315 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,000 they're not fucking with the situation, they'll tell you 1316 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000 straight up. How Connor hates blondes. 1317 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,800 Yeah, yeah. Blonde hair no. 1318 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,520 When he met. I've heard enough. 1319 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,600 Yeah, when he met Georgie, he's like, it could stand for 1320 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,160 Georgiana, but frankly. I don't give a damn. 1321 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,680 Or when he when he invited him over the dinner and he's like a 1322 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,040 great goddess is coming to dine at this leaky shack. 1323 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,560 I love it. Yeah, Connor's. 1324 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:41,200 Connor's great. But plus, I honestly, I honestly 1325 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,600 believe it ruined TV reality shows for me 'cause I think they 1326 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,160 should just do everything on the spectrum. 1327 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,400 Now, right like. Temptation Island on the 1328 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,440 spectrum or? Love Island. 1329 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,840 Yeah, on the spectrum, it just, it's so real. 1330 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,880 Like it's not now you can't you watch other reality shows like 1331 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,600 love shows and stuff like that. You like this is the most 1332 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,840 scripted fake thing in the world. 1333 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,440 You can't tell these guys to script. 1334 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,480 Like they wouldn't. Well, they would fall apart if 1335 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,800 you gave him a script and told him to re like redo it again. 1336 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,280 Yeah, Imagine you told James, hey, we didn't like the way you 1337 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,920 said that redo it. You'd be like, fuck, yeah. 1338 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,360 So like, you know, it's real. Right, well, there was AI can't 1339 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,480 remember the girl's name from season 1. 1340 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,960 She was probably the most not on the spectrum as the others. 1341 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,920 I can't remember her name. Danny the blonde hair, the 1342 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,800 blonde hair girl. Blonde hair girl. 1343 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,440 Blonde hair girl. She wasn't from. 1344 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,840 Season 1 her. Chloe on the Spectrum I. 1345 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,120 Don't think it was cool. We're going. 1346 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,560 To have to look it up. Yeah, anyway, she, yeah, she has 1347 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,640 her, you know, they, they all pretty much have their own 1348 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,080 TikTok channels now. But she has her TikTok channel 1349 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,760 and people send in questions and and one of the questions was, is 1350 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,160 love on a spectrum scripted? Oh yeah, I remember. 1351 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:53,720 Her. Yeah. 1352 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:57,880 And she was like, the answer is no, she says. 1353 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,400 The only. The only like Caitlin. 1354 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,080 Caitlin, Yeah. Caitlin. 1355 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,680 Caitlin Partlow. Yes, yeah. 1356 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,960 So she said the only things that are re recorded or or you know, 1357 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:12,320 you take do another take of is if like say that they go on a 1358 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,440 date or something and she's they have her coming down the stairs. 1359 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,040 Yeah. And they'll be like, oh, we 1360 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,320 didn't get the right lighting. Can you walk down the stairs 1361 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:19,840 again? Yeah. 1362 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,800 Right, that's it. But. 1363 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,600 They don't tell them what to say. 1364 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,320 They don't tell them how to act. They don't tell them. 1365 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,200 You know, it's just basically the retakes were just like a 1366 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,280 different lighting or a different camera view or 1367 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,600 different, whatever, you know what I mean? 1368 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,120 So it's actually probably one of the most genuine shows there are 1369 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:34,760 out there. Yeah. 1370 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,160 It's so good. And I'm not, I'm not like a 1371 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,200 reality show guy. Like I don't know, I like all 1372 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,320 the Temptation Islands and loving us Love Island or 1373 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,640 whatever the fuck it is. Like I I can't fucking stand 1374 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,080 them even like Big Brother or like survivor or low show. 1375 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,400 They're so good. Big brother's so good. 1376 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,520 Can't fucking watch it, but love on the spectrum. 1377 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,160 You're right. It fucking yeah. 1378 01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,360 Yeah, besides, besides fear factor, it's the only thing 1379 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,480 after fear factor that. I've oh, I like fear factor. 1380 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,760 That I watched, yeah. Fear Factor was awesome. 1381 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,320 It was one of the, you know, first game shows. 1382 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,800 Yeah, you can't fake somebody eating. 1383 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,920 Yeah, a bull Dick. That's a genuine. 1384 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,360 Reaction. I don't think I watched a 1385 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,800 reality show show after Fear Factor and told Love on the 1386 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,840 Spectrum. Yeah, Who's your favorite? 1387 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,280 My favorite of love on the spectrum. 1388 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:26,680 Yeah. Not Connor. 1389 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,000 No, not Tanner. For the American version, I like 1390 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,840 Katie and Ronan. Remember them? 1391 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,400 Ronan. Katie and Ronan. 1392 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,120 Oh, season 2. Was it Season 2? 1393 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,760 They were the two that started dancing together and then after 1394 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,280 after just like 30 seconds their their dancing was all off. 1395 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,320 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they? 1396 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,560 Became they became one. Yeah. 1397 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,200 And they were just dancing right there on the boardwalk. 1398 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,240 Yep, I remember why. Can't I think of this? 1399 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,880 Yeah, I remember that one, Katie. 1400 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,120 And Ronan, Katie and Ronan. So are they? 1401 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:01,040 The ones that weren't as bad. Another one of my favorites is 1402 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,600 Danny. Oh, Danny and Don. 1403 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,880 OK, I'm Dave. Oh, it stopped. 1404 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,280 I was like, we're not going to go there. 1405 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,960 Dave. Would go actually marry Danny if 1406 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,360 he wanted I. Would, yeah. 1407 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,440 Oh, Danny's. Danny's horny, yeah. 1408 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,920 Danny just wants some play. She wants intimacy. 1409 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,840 She wants, she wants play. I actually I read something that 1410 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,920 like, because people, she was getting a lot of hate, yeah. 1411 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,160 For like breaking up with Adan and stuff like that on the 1412 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,200 Internet and like I read a comment. 1413 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,440 You you want what you want. Yeah, I read a comment and it's 1414 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:37,480 like she's the only one that they don't like, treat like a 1415 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,200 little kid. So it's people get weirded out 1416 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,560 when she says she wants intimacy. 1417 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,800 She wants this. And I understand why that 1418 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,840 narrative of her like went the wrong way, but she she's not a 1419 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,520 child. She doesn't act like Taylor. 1420 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,640 Yeah, right. She's not like, do you like 1421 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,080 eggs? Do you like, do you like 1422 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,160 stuffed, stuffed chicken? Do you like that? 1423 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,840 Like she doesn't act like that, Abby. 1424 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,240 Very. They love Disney princesses, 1425 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,040 Madison. Yeah, It's all about Disney 1426 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,080 princesses like. Well, I like Madison too. 1427 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:02,760 She's cute. Yeah. 1428 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,640 Yeah. Not like, not like cute, but 1429 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,040 like, adorable. Yeah, yeah. 1430 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,800 But Danny isn't like that. She likes anime but there's a 1431 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,160 whole bunch of grown ass. Danny's a woman. 1432 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,560 Danny is a woman. She's can dress too. 1433 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,160 With. Me. 1434 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,800 She'd always come with the heat, with a formal gown. 1435 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,120 Every time she went on a date, she. 1436 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,680 Could dress too. They just did AI saw a TikTok 1437 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:32,400 the net worth of each of the the the cast she her net worth is 1438 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,080 actually 2.5 million. Well, yeah, she's been killing 1439 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,240 the social media game. Well, not only that, she's has 1440 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,560 her own fucking company. The anime company. 1441 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,240 The animation. The animation. 1442 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,000 Yeah, the animation. Yep. 1443 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:47,720 Which I I apparently does. Well, yeah, yeah. 1444 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:52,440 The most the richest 1 is. The guy, the old guy. 1445 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,680 The old guy, Yeah. He was alright, Steve. 1446 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,520 Steve. He was already rich though, I 1447 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,040 guess. I mean, he had a house in San 1448 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,480 Francisco, so he had to have some money. 1449 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,760 Right, Another one that's rich is. 1450 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,880 Conor's killing it right now too. 1451 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,680 I'm telling you they're selling merch and shit. 1452 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,360 Yeah, I think his net worth was like 120 something. 1453 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,280 He's getting up there. The the couple there. 1454 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,200 What the fuck is their names? I can't think of their names. 1455 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:17,080 Abby and Abby and David. David. 1456 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,080 Oh, his family. His family is. 1457 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,840 Well, loaded, you can tell by, you can tell by watching the 1458 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:26,240 show that basically everybody that's on that show, their 1459 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,360 family is loaded. Yeah, every time they go to a 1460 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,640 house. Yeah, it's always some 1461 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:30,760 beautiful. House in the background. 1462 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,680 Like Connor Connor's sitting there in $1,000,000 house. 1463 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,200 Yeah, and they're building him a house in the back. 1464 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:40,440 In the back, yeah, yeah. So a lot of the people, a lot of 1465 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:45,760 the stars on the show, you can tell that their idea of a dollar 1466 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,720 is a little off a. Little off, a little off yeah, 1467 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,600 show us the show. They should throw in a like AI 1468 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,160 mean David the person living in like. 1469 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,920 You know, David and Abby go into go into Africa. 1470 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,240 Not even would they be able to afford that by themselves. 1471 01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:02,320 They brought Abby Hearst, his sister and the mom to Africa. 1472 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,720 That's like the Mcallisters, dude. 1473 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,200 That's like the Speaking of call back to Macaulay Culkin. 1474 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,640 Yeah, that's like them bringing them all to Paris first class. 1475 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,160 Remember? We're like, what the hell was 1476 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,040 Macaulay's dad? Doing every house that you see 1477 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,440 on that show is $1,000,000 house. 1478 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,440 For sure. But yeah, I like. 1479 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:18,800 I like. The I. 1480 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,240 Like the Australian version, that was. 1481 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,800 That was the. First one do. 1482 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,320 You like Michael, Michael. It was awesome. 1483 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:28,600 And Michael's and some of the families are wonderful. 1484 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:32,520 I think their families are what make you, you know, make you 1485 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,680 like this. Like Michael's parents. 1486 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,240 Michael's parents were great. His his brothers and sisters. 1487 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,480 Shit, I don't even remember if he had AI know he had a brother. 1488 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,680 I don't remember if he had a sister. 1489 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,640 Yeah. I know he was jealous of his 1490 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,200 brother. Yeah, because his brother, his 1491 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,080 memory was like, yeah, my brother gets all the ladies. 1492 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,280 Tall ladies, I'm two scoops of dog Terry. 1493 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,280 That's what it was. I, I the American one kind of 1494 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,840 took over the Australian one for me. 1495 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,680 I just, yeah, Connor's family too could get their own spin off 1496 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,920 show. Just their family. 1497 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,400 Yeah, I want my Jimmy. Yeah. 1498 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,440 My Jimmy. My Jimmy. 1499 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,560 Jimmy. Yeah, the whole family, they 1500 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,680 have a pretty good social media following. 1501 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,920 Connor's family. Yeah, they're good. 1502 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,960 Brothers he started doing like YouTube videos, coffee, coffee 1503 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,680 talks with mom and they just driving the car. 1504 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,080 Driving a yeah, and I saw that. They have mugs with James''s 1505 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:23,479 face going. Yeah, yeah. 1506 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,319 It's great how they all kind of support one another, yeah. 1507 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,439 And their social medias and stuff like that. 1508 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:33,160 So that's pretty cool, yeah. Great show, go check it out. 1509 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:37,200 Please don't because I've heard a lot of people say I don't want 1510 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,439 to watch it. That's mean remember like it's 1511 01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,960 not you learn really fast I. Thought I was going to watch it 1512 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,040 and start making fun of people and then before you know it you. 1513 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,520 Fall in love with it. You start falling in love with 1514 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,279 the characters. Yeah, Yep, that's how I see it 1515 01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,359 too. Real quick before we go sidebar, 1516 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:57,160 the best person on season 3 of the American version was the guy 1517 01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,040 who went on the date with the headphone noise cancelling. 1518 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,279 By far the best moment the entire. 1519 01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:06,240 Serial, yeah. He was hiding under the table. 1520 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,359 And she's like, what do you like to do? 1521 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,600 Now one thing, one thing. If they they did her dirty 1522 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,960 though you you're on her first date and you give her a kid 1523 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,560 that's like that. And one of the weird things you 1524 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:30,920 notice is you can tell right away the different levels of 1525 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,279 being on the spectrum. Oh, yeah. 1526 01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:35,399 Like, like the show isn't going to isn't going to hook up 1527 01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:38,479 somebody that's at the lowest level and some with the with 1528 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:39,600 someone on the highest level. Yeah. 1529 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,080 Like high functioning versus low functioning, Yeah, yeah, they, 1530 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,720 they have to try to match it, yeah. 1531 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:49,800 If you get too low functioning and they hit it off that, that's 1532 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,040 a wonderful show. Yeah, yeah. 1533 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,640 So, you know, just let us know. Check. 1534 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,640 You know, if you haven't checked out Loving the Spectrum, check 1535 01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,360 it out. Let us know in the comments on 1536 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,840 Spotify who's your favorite. e-mail us whatever. 1537 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,440 Let us know who your favorite is. 1538 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,920 Yeah, I do have like a little something to close us out on 1539 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,400 here. So we talked a little bit couple 1540 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,640 weeks ago we were talking about golfing, right? 1541 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:13,080 Yes, we all do some golfing. And Garrett was roasting me 1542 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,040 about my fucking Costco, fucking clubs and all this, all that 1543 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,680 kind of shit and. I wasn't roasting you. 1544 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,800 You were kind of roasting. You were starting off. 1545 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,800 I truly believe that you shouldn't go buy brand new Golf 1546 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,200 clubs. You were. 1547 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,760 Kind of roasting I. Was kind of roasting you a. 1548 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,160 Little bit yeah, you were too. Yeah. 1549 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,880 So fuck both these. So we've been sitting here 1550 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:34,000 talking like Garrett had said, you know, on a whim I went out 1551 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,040 and ordered new clubs. Okay, now we're going on a 1552 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,880 little bit over a month. It's been a while. 1553 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,920 It's been a long time when you since Garrett ordered these 1554 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,360 clubs. Right when you order starting, 1555 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:48,680 when you order custom custom line, custom line, every these 1556 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,320 people, these people don't know when you ordered them tailored 1557 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,200 to you. They take a while. 1558 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,440 They don't just come out-of-the-box. 1559 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:57,880 OK, All right, so, so yeah, so we're meanwhile we're going out. 1560 01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:01,000 We've gone golfing few times, you know, some guys at work and 1561 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,280 stuff like that. We're like Garrett, come along. 1562 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,440 He's like, oh, I'm the clubs yet I'm like just come use the 1563 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,640 clubs, use my club, whatever, just come out. 1564 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,160 We're having fun. Like I suck, I'm awful. 1565 01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:13,840 Like I'm I'm shooting like 10 like plus I need fucking. 1566 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,040 Triple bogeys every hole. Like more than that, you know 1567 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:17,840 what I mean? I've had a couple double bogeys. 1568 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,240 I was pretty proud. Of Have you birdied yet? 1569 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,840 Huh. Have you birdied yet? 1570 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,800 No. No par. 1571 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,680 I don't, I don't go. No, I don't go there. 1572 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,320 It's. Shaming not even, no, no, I'm 1573 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,040 just saying like, luckily like. You should get. 1574 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,440 If I connect once at. Least if I could walk out. 1575 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,400 If I can walk out with not even. Lucky, I know, I'm just saying 1576 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,360 like. If I can walk out with a double 1577 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,800 bogey, I'm I'm content. On a par. 1578 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,720 Three, I'm OK, whatever. Geez, just the shade. 1579 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,120 No, I'm just. Yeah, whatever. 1580 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:48,080 Like statistically you should have smoked a ball at once. 1581 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,120 Like statistically, what statistics are you? 1582 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:51,880 Pulling. I don't know you swing. 1583 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,880 OK, if you can, if you can hit something and there's a name for 1584 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,960 it, you're good enough. Yeah. 1585 01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:00,000 So basically I was talking with Garrett and, you know, we're 1586 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,240 like, come on, man. Just come out, you know, well, 1587 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,480 you can use my clubs, you can use, you know, whoever's clubs 1588 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:08,240 or whatever you're like, I'm not using somebody's clubs, right? 1589 01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:13,280 And so basically we determined that it's not that Garrett 1590 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,960 doesn't want to use someone's clubs. 1591 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,800 No, they just determined that I'm bad. 1592 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,840 No, you actually told me you were kind of scared a little 1593 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,920 bit. Yeah, you got to go hit some 1594 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:22,760 balls. Yeah, it's been a while. 1595 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,760 Because you, you've been talking a lot of shit. 1596 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,640 Oh. Yeah. 1597 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:27,840 Man, he's. Doing it right now, I I still 1598 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,360 know that I'm good. Yeah, OK. 1599 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,280 All right. I just got to hit some balls. 1600 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:35,600 All right, but anyway, so Garrett ordered these clubs well 1601 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,240 over a month ago. No, April 28th we looked at the 1602 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:45,360 date. 20 OK 28th 4th anyway, it's been about a month all 1603 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,920 right. So we're like, how long do these 1604 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,040 fucking clubs take? Right. 1605 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,560 So we're talking at work. And then we were coming up with 1606 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,400 like some some theories like either a April 25th he didn't 1607 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:59,320 fucking order them or he ordered them after the fact that he said 1608 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,360 that he ordered them because it does it should not take this 1609 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,000 long, right? So we were at breakfast the 1610 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:12,120 other day and one of our friends was like, listen, his, well, his 1611 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:16,960 wife like does she does graphics, she does paintings and 1612 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,440 stuff like that. And then she sends them out. 1613 01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,920 So she has like shipping materials, she does label 1614 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,360 makers, all this, all that kind of stuff. 1615 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:28,240 And so our friend was like, I have a bunch of rusty shitty ass 1616 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:32,520 fucking irons at my house. What if we put them in a box? 1617 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,480 And then his wife would make a label that says it comes from 1618 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:40,120 the company that Garrett claims he ordered from, right? 1619 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,560 You saw my order. Stop doing that. 1620 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,400 You saw the order. Form you saw. 1621 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,160 How much money I'm? Telling the story. 1622 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:50,000 OK, Yeah, but you're big. All right, so, so we're like, 1623 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,800 fuck it, you know, full stand, let's do it. 1624 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,520 So over the last couple days they went and they got the box, 1625 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,000 they did all the labels, they did all this kind of shit. 1626 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,560 They fucking? I feel loved, by the way, 1627 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,560 because that was a lot of work. They was trying to just. 1628 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,760 Fucking work. So they put like 6 or 7 fucking 1629 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:08,560 rusty ass clubs. Some of them are women's clubs, 1630 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,360 some of them, some of them are left-handed. 1631 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,160 Just random fucking clubs in in this box. 1632 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:18,080 And so when I came over today, I walked in with this box and I'm 1633 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,080 like, bro, this fucking box is just sitting on the side of your 1634 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,400 house and the guard's like. Yo what? 1635 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,520 He gets all hyped up. We actually recorded it. 1636 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,640 So yo, yeah, you tricked me. I didn't even know you were. 1637 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,960 Jared's got a video for us. I'll cue it up right now. 1638 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,760 What the fucker, dude? See his reaction. 1639 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,640 I was so excited. Oh, here we go. 1640 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:38,920 Where's the voice? Sorry. 1641 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:43,200 Yeah, Alright, start it over. We're probably not going to hear 1642 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,560 it. Alright, here we go. 1643 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,600 All right, I'm going to play this little trick on Garrett 1644 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,880 here. I'm going to have this on 1645 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:55,080 record, but I'm going to keep it in my pocket for now. 1646 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,360 Dickhead, you're like, yeah, my phone's blowing up the whole 1647 01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:57,640 time. I'll. 1648 01:14:59,000 --> 01:14:59,800 I'll take the camera. Out. 1649 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:09,520 It was a good, good gag. Don't mind my floppy Turkey 1650 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:12,000 necked. It's a beautiful day. 1651 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,920 Yeah, it's gorgeous. Great for golfing. 1652 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:18,440 If I had my clubs. Get them. 1653 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:25,320 All right, here we go. Dude, this is outside. 1654 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,320 I was so happy. What is it? 1655 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:38,440 Yo I'm pumped I didn't get a notification that they shit. 1656 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:44,080 I got customized and shit too. Look at it back in Fragile. 1657 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:48,160 Dude I should have known by that bogus ass fucking Tacomo side. 1658 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:56,360 Tacomo from Finland. And how short they were. 1659 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,240 I didn't even think I was so excited. 1660 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,920 Blowing up today, yeah. My phone's blowing. 1661 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:02,240 Up. Yeah. 1662 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:04,560 So I'm recording them and I'm making it sound like I'm fucking 1663 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,440 texting somebody. What Will's dad? 1664 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,680 'S no which? 1. 1665 01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:11,600 All right. Tell you. 1666 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:12,680 Oh yeah bro. I haven't. 1667 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,840 You've been up for a minute. I'll tell you the second. 1668 01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,440 Time. Congrats. 1669 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,440 Dude, finish this text. Congrats. 1670 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:20,840 You're going to finish this text. 1671 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,120 Let's just watch. It takes you forever. 1672 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:25,480 I know. Still. 1673 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,120 Look at this. Look at this. 1674 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,040 Look at this face. Look at this face. 1675 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:32,560 What? The fuck? 1676 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:40,360 This is a joke. Just look at the. 1677 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,960 Cake of dirt. Dude, those are irons you 1678 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,400 bought. What the? 1679 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,680 Fuck dude I was literally about to call the customer service. 1680 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,520 What's? The label say. 1681 01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,360 No, there's no label somebody. No, it's the label. 1682 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,240 No, no, I knew it was yours, but I looked at the label. 1683 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,280 Turn it over. There's a shipping label right 1684 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:05,200 there. Express Worldwide DHA it legit 1685 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,760 said everything it needed to say but. 1686 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,560 Is this a they? Did somebody fucking switch them 1687 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,720 out are. You you bought brand new ones. 1688 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,200 Yeah, but look, yeah, I bought brand new ones. 1689 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:23,720 The fuck? I was about to call customer 1690 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,720 service. Yeah, dude, that was a good gag. 1691 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,760 That was a good gag. Honestly, my first thought was 1692 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,960 that like a UPS guy, like you hear about stories like that 1693 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:37,120 where like the either like the delivery guy or somebody in some 1694 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,840 in the chain like just takes them out. 1695 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,680 I mean, they're still expensive things, you know what I mean? 1696 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,040 And just threw in some shitty ones. 1697 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,120 I don't know. You got me. 1698 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,920 It was good. You guys got me. 1699 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,720 That was pretty good. Fuckers. 1700 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,640 So anyways. That's a lot of work. 1701 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:53,880 For the bottom line is Garrett did order the clubs when he said 1702 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,720 he was going to order them. He showed me proof. 1703 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:59,360 He showed me the the shipping manifesto, fucking whatever the 1704 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:02,720 order form. So, but it's just funny that, 1705 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,440 you know, he's talking all this stuff and like we're, we're, 1706 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:08,120 we've been out like four or five times already and he still 1707 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,960 hasn't been out yet because he's waiting for these mysterious 1708 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:16,120 clubs to show. Let's worry, let's worry to get 1709 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,880 you down to double bogey before. You start talking about me, 1710 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:22,400 buddy. I'm looking forward to getting 1711 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,040 some footage of you guys out in the Golf Club. 1712 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,640 Yeah, you couldn't play. Yeah, you're not going to go out 1713 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:27,360 I. Could I could yeah. 1714 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,640 I'll I'll break out my old clubs that yeah, I'm sure will do the 1715 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,600 job just. Fine, well, the Katsui live in. 1716 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:37,800 The, well, the ones that Weisel has, like he's been Weisel's 1717 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,720 been playing golf since he was like a kid, yeah. 1718 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,360 Like he was on the high school golf team. 1719 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,800 He's been doing all these, like, different things. 1720 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:48,600 So he's he's pretty good. His clubs have been hand me 1721 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,040 downs that he has collected over the years. 1722 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,880 His, I think his newest club is probably 10 years old. 1723 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,040 I think it's his like putter or. Something. 1724 01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,840 Yeah, mine. Mine are very old. 1725 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:03,960 Yeah, so I mean, he has like clubs that he like, I don't 1726 01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:06,880 know, he randomly found or he picks up at a yard sale or 1727 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,280 something like that. He's just like whatever. 1728 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,720 And he's still good. He still uses them, you know, I 1729 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,920 don't know. Yeah, I got whatevers. 1730 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,040 And you. Don't You don't need fancy 1731 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,040 clubs. You don't have a good time on a 1732 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,600 golf course. You can still. 1733 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:21,800 Yeah, I'm, I'm, I used to be very competitive in sports, like 1734 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,040 over competitive. Like I was about to fight my 1735 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,400 friends over shit, you know what I mean? 1736 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,160 Just wait till you get better and then you're going to you're, 1737 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:31,000 it's going to get that way. But with golf, like I said, I'm 1738 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,640 just out there having a good time, enjoying myself and nice 1739 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,760 weather, having a, you know, having a couple adult beverages 1740 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,520 along the way, you know? That's the best part about it, 1741 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,880 yeah. You know, if I fucking slice 1742 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:46,840 one, I, I actually sliced 1 over because there was a 1 fairway 1743 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,440 going this way, 1 fairway going this way. 1744 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:52,080 I actually sliced one over the other fairway. 1745 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,960 And yeah, I'm like, well, that was kind of bad. 1746 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,200 So you could have you could have took someone out easily. 1747 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,160 But yeah, I don't know. It was a good gag. 1748 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,600 Good job guys. It was a good. 1749 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,720 Gag. It's a great way to end the 1750 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,680 show, too. Yeah. 1751 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,360 All right. So with Beretta up in the 1752 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:15,160 background barking, that'll do it for this episode of Chat 1753 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,920 Suey. Let us know what you thought of 1754 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,000 the episode. Comment on Spotify or leave a 1755 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:22,320 review on Apple Podcast. And we want to thank Winslow for 1756 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:26,880 hanging out with us today. And also thank you all for 1757 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,520 hanging out with us once again, I am Dave Jarry. 1758 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,720 I'm Garrett Quarter. I'm Casey Moore. 1759 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,080 And we are out of here. See you. 1760 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:02,400 The.