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What's good, everybody? 
It's Dave. 

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Please check out this new 
episode from Chat Suey, the new 

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podcast from me, Garrett and 
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Hey, 
what's good, all you fuckers? 

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And welcome back to another 
episode of. 

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We can't say that. 
No, no, chat suey. 

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That's what we are. 
We're chat suey now. 

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So the reason why we are now 
chat suey is because I was at 

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work the other day, right? 
And I was talking to one of the 

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guys and they're like, oh, you 
got the you got the new episode 

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up, right. 
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

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let's you know, he's like, oh, 
let me check it out. 

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He like puts it in, he searches 
it. 

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He's like, this ain't you guys. 
I'm like, what are you talking 

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about? 
And he says, who are these guys?

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Yeah, yeah, no. 
No free plugs. 

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No free plugs. 
On the plug, I'm just saying, 

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all right, don't. 
So I was like, let me see that. 

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And I look at the thing and 
they're like, they posted five 

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days before we did their very 
first episode. 

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So I'm not a big on sharing, 
right. 

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So I'm not going to have our 
people say hey, go check us out 

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at this name. 
And then these other people pop 

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up. 
So now they're getting, you 

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know, yeah. 
Our people. 

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I'm with you. 
I like Chatsui. 

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Chatsui grew on me before when 
we were deciding. 

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Yeah, so Chatsui was actually 
the first name that we came up 

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with, but then we were like 
let's do something funny and 

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like whatever, but here we go, 
we're back to chat Suey but. 

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I will say this, I do not like 
American chop suey. 

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You don't like American chop? 
Nope. 

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Nope. 
Goulash. 

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Nope, That's that's that's what 
I like to call trailer park food

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right there. 
American chop suey. 

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American chop suey. 
That's to clean out the fridge 

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on a Sunday or a you know what I
mean at the end. 

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Of the American chop suey is 
fucking amazing. 

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No, it's just. 
Like, oh, I have some tomatoes, 

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I have some hamburger meat. 
It's basically spaghetti with I 

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have some elbow. 
Noodles. 

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Yeah, it's no, it's like, let's 
just throw everything in a pot. 

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Are you talking it's fucking 
spaghetti with macaroni? 

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Nope. 
It's gross. 

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It's gross and I'll die on that 
hill all day. 

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Help me out here, Casey. 
I. 

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We got some red sauce, some 
tomato paste, whatever. 

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Fucking. 
Spaghetti with macaroni noodles.

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That's all it is. 
That's the only difference. 

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Nope, I'll die on that hill. 
You're a fucking weirdo. 

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Yeah, I eat everything so. 
Speaking of weirdo, what? 

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Look at this guy's coffee. 
What? 

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Is there anything in it? 
It's my cherry Chai latte. 

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Guy has two stevies. 
Cherry. 

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Chai latte. 
It took him. 

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Cherry 4. 
Days to get it from the 

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Starbucks. 
Drive through it took me 4 days 

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to get no like lit the jet not 
it took me 20 minutes to get 

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through the fucking drive. 
Through not only is it 

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questionable, he also is rocking
2 stevias in here too. 

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Leave my shit alone. 
Is it tasty? 

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It's fucking tasted just like 
cherries. 

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But anyway, yeah, it took me 
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the fucking drive through, 
right? 

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And I'm like, what the fuck is 
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And as I get closer, I hear that
recognizable voice of the guy 

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that works at the fucking 
Starbucks. 

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Oh. 
Yes, I know. 

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Exactly who you're talking 
about, you know? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
He's actually very nice guy. 

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He's very nice. 
He's just a little. 

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He kind of floats around the 
Starbucks. 

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Yeah, he's he. 
He twinkles around the. 

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Store. 
He twinkles around the store. 

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Hey, very nice seeing you. 
Nice dude though. 

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Like great dude. 
Purple hair. 

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He's got the gauges in his ears 
and stuff. 

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Typical Portland barista. 
Portland Barista Yep. 

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And as I was pulling up, I'm 
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taking so long to drive through 
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He chats you up. 
He chats up everybody at the 

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window. 
It's great, great service, dude,

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right? 
Starbucks you deserve. 

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You got to pay that guy some 
more extra money. 

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Right. 
And you know what? 

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Amazing Cherry Chai fucking 
latte. 

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So worth the wait. 
Worth the wait we're at. 

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The week all right, for those of
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time or even the first time, 
this is chat suey and we're 

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going to be talking about a 
potpourri of fucking topics and 

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a lot of those topics are going 
to have a lot of cuss words. 

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They're going to have a lot of 
sexual innuendos and we're going

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to be talking about the gay 
barista at Starbucks. 

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So if any of that offends you, 
that's a you problem. 

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But one of the things that we 
also discuss is confessions. 

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Confessions. 
I can't believe you use my kid 

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as the intro kids getting dead 
old and you use my. 

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Kid. 
All right, so this is 

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confessions with Father Ojari. 
Sorry, sorry. 

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Oh my God. 
Oh, man, Father O Charlie, 

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Father Jerry. 
Jerry All right, so this this is

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going awful. 
All right. 

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So you were asking the question 
earlier about priests? 

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Yeah, I, I how what's the 
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priest, Not like an ordained 
minister or like one of the, the

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like a real true Catholic priest
with the collar the whole night.

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Well, I had to go through a lot 
of ideology. 

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Shut up. 
Yeah. 

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What did you go through, Father 
Ojari? 

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I went through Amazon to get my 
to get my shirt. 

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Oh, you never heard of the 
parish Amazon? 

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That's where I studied abroad. 
Saint Amazon Basilica No. 

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Did Jesus speak to you? 
And that's how you found your 

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calling and. 
He did. 

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You wanted to go into. 
The priesthood. 

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Yeah, you do. 
You do pull it off a little bit.

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I could see it. 
If you ever like, go through a 

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midlife crisis, don't buy a 
Corvette. 

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Like try to become a priest or? 
Something go to theology school.

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Is that really what they have to
do? 

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Yeah, my, my uncle was a priest 
for 35 years. 

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And are you joking? 
No. 

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Like white colored and 
everything priest. 

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I don't know the difference. 
And he had a doctorate's in 

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theology from Notre Dame 
University V Notre Dame. 

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Notre Dame. 
Notre Dame University. 

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Yes. 
So it's almost blasphemous that 

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I'm fucking. 
I'm sorry, uncle. 

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All right, here we go. 
All right, so our confession for

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today, they write, 3 years ago, 
I won $1 million in the lottery 

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and never, never told anyone. 
OK, how do you pull the? 

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How do you keep that a secret? 
I don't know I it'd be so hard. 

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The first thing I did was 
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attorney, and he helped me set 
up a trust and claimed the 

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winnings for me with the said 
trust and true anonymity. 

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Where's my mustache? 
Hold on. 

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Yeah. 
So he also helped me plan half 

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of it on a hedge fund where it's
being managed and has constantly

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grown. 
The other half I invested in 

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Bitcoin, all of it. 
That's right. 

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When Bitcoin was at its lowest, 
it had been a long time and I 

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put almost $500,000 into it. 
I held it all this time and with

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the recent election causing a 
live crypto boom, I sold. 

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I bought Bitcoin when it was at 
30 K and sold he. 

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Made some money. 
Soared over 100K. 

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He made some. 
Money. 

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No one in my life knows, not 
even my family or friends. 

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I haven't spent a dime, I've 
only been working and letting my

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money grow while continuing to 
live modest modestly off of my 

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salary. 
After the money I made from 

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crypto, I'm starting to 
reconsider things. 

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I'm thinking about retiring in a
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and as of right now my entire 
estate is over $10 million. 

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Very lucky and I've tried to be 
very smart with what I've been 

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given. 
I haven't touched it other than 

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to pay taxes on the money I've 
made investing because of it. 

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At this point I can't afford the
taxes with what I'm making 

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currently off of my job. 
I'm not sure what to do. 

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I'm not sure what I wanted to do
with my life. 

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I have a lot more money and 
opportunity than I ever thought 

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I would have. 
I'm really torn between trying 

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to make a difference in the 
fucked up world or trying to 

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remove myself from it and go 
live on an island somewhere. 

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Well, you definitely choose the 
island. 10 million, like 10 

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million's unfathomable in my 
mind, but in the grand scheme of

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things, you're not going to 
change the world with 10 

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million. 
Dollars. 

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You're not. 
But you can change a person's 

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life. 
It's kind of like that star, 

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that starfish story. 
You're like, why are you 

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throwing all the starfish in? 
You're not, you're not going to 

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make a difference. 
And he's like, I mean, a 

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difference to that one, yeah. 
Well, that's kind of corny, but 

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yeah, I get it. 
What? 

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I get it. 
No, no, no, I'm with. 

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You all right? 
All right. 

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So honestly, honest question, if
you had $10 million, yeah, right

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now, what would you do with it? 
See, I this is actually a great 

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conversation for these three of 
us in this room right now, 

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because me and you, who we, you 
know, we spend outside of our 

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means. 
I'm not going to I don't we, we,

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we're here, we live fast. 
The whole point is live fast. 

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Die young for me and Dave Jarry 
over here. 

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And we have Casey Moore, who is 
like a investment banker who 

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saves everything, will not get 
the steak over the chicken 

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because the the steak's 
expensive. 

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So it's it's very, I would be 
extremely hard for me to not. 

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Just blow right through it I. 
Wouldn't say blow right through 

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it because you got to set 
yourself up to at least be fine.

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It's like, I'm going to get the 
steak, you know what I mean? 

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I'm going to get the steak. 
I can't take any of this with 

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me, so why? 
Not and that's dude, that's how 

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I that's how I look at it. 
Like what's what's the point? 

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This guy could have done all 
this and then have a heart 

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attack. 
OK. 

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So very, very first, very first 
thing, what are you doing? 

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10 million, I don't know. 
That's, I still don't think 

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that's enough to like just, I 
mean, you could definitely 

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retire off of it. 
It'd be good. 

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It sounds crazy when I'm saying 
not enough, but it's, I don't 

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know, 10 million. 
What would you do? 

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My first thing I would do is I 
would take a large portion. 

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I don't know. 
How much I don't know depends on

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after taxes and everything. 
I would give a significant 

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portion of it to Saint Jude's 
Children's Hospital. 

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That's nice tax write off. 
Wow. 

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You're saying you're doing 
something nice, but you're also 

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helping yourself out. 
Here I am thinking about saving 

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children, and you're thinking 
about writing it off your taxes.

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I'm just saying it's great smart
ideas. 

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Smart, I just said after taxes. 
Oh, OK, yeah, well, no, you you 

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still gotta. 
Oh, you still can write it off. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And then I would blow right 

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through it. 
I'd blow through the rest. 

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Dude, I want to go hang out with
Dave. 

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Can you Can you spend $5,000,000
in 24? 

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Hours. 
I could, 100%. 

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I could easily, yeah, easily. 
There's not even like that's 

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easy. 
I would yeah. 

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Indoor golf simulator. 
I'd build a six like and a 

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whole. 
I'd do the whole night. 

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We'd go crazy. 
Well we were just looking at 

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that mansion that was for sale 
in Norwich for 3.5 fucking 

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million already. $1 million home
in. 

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Gorwich, Connecticut. 
You, you just buy a fucking 

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house, buy a couple cars, 
whatever, Go on a fucking world 

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vacation. 
Yeah, I would. 

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I would, I would try to grow 
some probably put half until 

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like, you know, investment 
portfolios or whatever, and then

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the rest would just I'm, I got 
to celebrate the fact that I 

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won, right? 
That's how I look at things. 

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I got to, we're going on a, a 
family vacation for sure for at 

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least a month. 
We're traveling. 

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Well, that's the celebration for
winning the money. 

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So are are you going to are you 
going to be the one that claims 

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it or are you going to have like
this guy did? 

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I'd. 
Probably use to shout out to DCG

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media to claim the through the 
LLC but I actually give him 

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credit to not tell. 
Like nobody knows. 

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That's insane. 
Like dude if I hit the the 

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Powerball you guys would know 
before I even got to work. 

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The whole world would die. 
What about you Casey? 

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As someone who has. 
Investing in money. 

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As frugal, you could say the 
guys that bleep this out. 

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Oh, hey, hey, come on. 
Oh, sorry. 

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Sorry, we're at odds here. 
And you got to cackle that out, 

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all right? 
You got. 

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To Oh, yeah, I got it. 
I got it. 

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I got it. 
All right, Casey, what would you

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do? 
Yeah, I for sure you would not 

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be able to hide the fact that 
you won $10 million or the 

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Powerball or whatever. 
No, no, no. 

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Shot you. 
You probably wouldn't even show 

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up to work. 
I would. 

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And I would, I would, I would 
show up just to let everybody 

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know. 
Yeah, you would show. 

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You would show up the gloat and.
And then be. 

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Peace. 
You'd be like fuck you, fuck 

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you, fuck you, you're cool, 
you're cool, fuck you. 

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Fuck you, I'm out straight, I'm 
half baked style. 

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Yeah, no, $10 million is a a 
good chunk of money. 

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You probably got like 5.6 after 
taxes. 

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And you know, the, the nice 
thing about that number is it'll

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allow you to, it'll buy you your
freedom. 

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You, you probably won't have to 
really work too much anymore. 

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Or at a minimum, you can, you 
can take some time off and 

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figure out what you want to do. 
Do a little travelling. 

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Sure. 
You know, I definitely wouldn't 

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go crazy with it. 
I'm not, you know, call me cheap

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or whatever. 
I'm just not materialistic. 

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Like I'm a very. 
Yeah, you live simply like 

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minimal. 
You know, don't get me wrong. 

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So this is the difference 
between me and you. 

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You went out and bought supplies
or whatever for your car to fix 

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it. 
Right, I just I fixed my my you.

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Replaced your brake line? 
Yeah, me. 

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I would have said fuck the brake
line, I'm buying a new car. 

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Brake line. 
Brake line. 

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Fuck that. 
The new jeeps look pretty nice. 

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Yeah, you got a you got a nice 
Jeep. 

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Yeah, No, I the. 
Why do I look like I'm about to 

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make a pizza? 
Yeah, you look like a Mario 

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priest. 
He looked like a an Italian 

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plumber that turned into a 
cause. 

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My mustache is upside down that.
Way you've flipped it around 

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that's right. 
It looks good either way. 

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There we go. 
But that's. 

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A little better. 
Yeah, Casey's always been as 

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much as we know. 
He's just like the smartest 

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person when it comes to managing
his money. 

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I don't remember. 
I'd appreciate a good steak. 

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Absolutely. 
OK. 

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But yeah, there's a good chance 
if you see me eating a steak at 

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home, I probably got it 'cause 
it was about to expire at the 

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grocery store. 
And it was like a dollar off. 

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You know, you know when you're 
looking through like salad bags 

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in the grocery store and you 
always grab the one in the back 

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'cause. 
It's the freshest thing. 

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Casey does it the opposite. 
He goes through the meat 

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section. 
He goes through the meat 

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section, it looks for that 
yellow tag, looks for that 

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yellow tag that says cook or 
freeze today. 

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All right. 
Guess we're having steak 

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tonight, babe. 
And. 

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It tastes even better 'cause you
got it on sale. 

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No, there's no way. 
There's no way. 

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I'm a strong believer that the 
price tag on something means 

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it's better. 
One regardless, one of these 

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days we're going to have to grab
like a $100 steak and. 

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Oh, you can 100% tell. 
Like a $10 steak and we're going

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to film it and we're going to 
just see which steak you prefer.

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There is no shot that you. 
Could there is no comparison? 

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There is not. 
Steak is the one thing that's a 

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bad. 
That's a bad like comparison 

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thing. 
It's all about the cut. 

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Yeah, because if you get like 
$100 steak. 

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You can tell the difference. 
Oh, wait, wait, are we talking 

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like $100 steak from like Hell's
Kitchen? 

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I mean versus versus just the 
same cut from. 

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Yeah, it would probably have to 
be the same. 

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Well, you, you're gonna get it. 
You're gonna get it cheaper. 

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Yeah, you're gonna be able to 
buy it cheaper from from 

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somewhere than you would if 
someone made it for you, right. 

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You know. 
'Cause if you're doing like a 

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rib eye versus. 
Yeah, like a 12 year dry age rib

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eye safety tower. 
You know, like there's a total 

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difference. 
I don't. 

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Know you it, I'd be curious even
if it was a different cut. 

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You would 100. 
Percent no, no, like, hey, good 

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for you if you got that kind of 
a pallet. 

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It's not even that pallet, 
that's just it's. 

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You'd be surprised. 
Like there, there's lots of 

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people out there that. 
I do, they don't have. 

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They don't have the ability to 
do that. 

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Yeah, I guess. 
And I don't. 

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I don't need enough steak and 
stuff like that. 

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I don't know if I'd be able to 
tell the difference. 

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Add that to the key when we have
our first guest Kirk Winslow at 

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or I shouldn't say it's full 
government like that when we 

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have Kirk on hi, hi, hi, hi when
we do are catching up with Kirk 

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segments. 
Catch up with Winslow. 

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Winslow would definitely not 
know the difference between 

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other dollar steaks. 
So you're I'm, you're like, it's

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just fro. 
He's gonna take his teeth out 

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and fucking. 
Chew the steak. 

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Yeah, you can't even eat steak. 
That's a pen. 

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You'd rather have hamburger like
a. 

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Ground ground hamburger. 
You'd rather be. 

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He would take the fucking $100 
steak and ground it up now. 

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I want a 12 year dry aged rib 
eye right now. 

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So here's another thing, like 
for our listeners and viewers at

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home, one thing you can't see. 
So another difference between 

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how Garrett and I spend versus 
how Casey spends. 

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I have the top of the line iPad.
We have all these cameras and 

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and microphones and everything, 
all brand new, top of the line 

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shit. 
And Casey is over here with a 

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ThinkPad 13 inch screen that's 
still running Windows XP. 

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He's got he's got the trackball 
in the middle. 

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Of the He brought in the old the
Commodore 64 plopped it on the 

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desk. 
And it works great. 

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Yeah, I've had it for like 12 
years. 

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It works great. 
Great, I wish I could live like 

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that as well. 
I wish. 

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I wish I had the self-control 
as. 

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Long as you don't do anything 
with it other than like. 

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I have such web. 
I also, I feel like that's the 

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ADD that we both have too, where
it's just like we we like get 

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on. 
You got to have new yeah, or 

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something fresh. 
Oh, piece of candy you got to 

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get. 
You got to hit that dopa bean 

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hit. 
Yeah, Ethan, he texted me the 

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other day. 
I was at work and he's like. 

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Jarry son, by the way. 
You got another package. 

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It was probably 10 days in a row
that I got a package for. 

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It was. 
That's my household. 

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Just fucking random shit. 
I'm just, I'm like, oh, I might 

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use that one day. 
Yeah, click. 

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I'm gonna so. 2/2 of the three 
cameras we have are mine 

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actually. 
Yeah, here we go. 

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Yeah. 
So and actually. 

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But that's your hot. 
That's what you enjoy 

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filmmaking. 
Well, I, I enjoy it. 

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I never do it. 
Our skits are, hence why I'm on 

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the show. 
But the thing that you did the 

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other day, you bought randomly 
while we're at work, you bought 

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a $300.00 brand new driver, 
which isn't like crazy. 300 

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bucks for a driver. 
Not that. 

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But the the thing that blew my 
mind, the thing that I could 

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never do is spontaneously out of
nowhere, just order a driver 

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because someone was talking 
about going golfing in your 

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vicinity. 
Agreed. 

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It would take me years before I 
pulled the. 

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Trigger on it was years though 
to be honest. 

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Garrett, I got your back it. 
Was it was years to be honest. 

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I needed I needed new clubs. 
I got you. 

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I got your back on this. 
So we were actually at work and 

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two people that we work with, 
we're talking about golfing. 

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And the way they were talking 
about it, I haven't played golf 

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in decades, like over 20 years. 
And they were talking. 

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I'm like, you know what? 
I I'm. 

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Gonna Start learning how to. 
Golf Dave Jarry Right now, in 

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this very moment, I'm going to 
learn how to golf and I 

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immediately went online and 
bought an entire fucking set of 

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golf clubs, but. 
You bought like Kirkland brand 

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golf clubs. 
Yeah, you did. 

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They're callaways. 
Are they callaways? 

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They're the edge series I think.
The starters edges. 

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Still. 
OK. 

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No, Calloway is good. 
Man, I I. 

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Feel good, Somebody told me you 
bought like. 

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Yeah, from a Costco. 
Costco. 

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Yeah, yeah, they're the Costco. 
They have Callaway. 

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They it's a Costco brand. 
It's not like a fucking $1000 

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fucking Callaway driver or. 
Anything. 

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It's their edge series all. 
Right. 

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So, but that's what you're 
supposed to do. 

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Like when you're starting small.
Yeah, when you're, when you're 

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starting out golfing, Yeah. 
You, you don't, you don't buy 

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top line clubs. 
You buy, you buy the the store 

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clubs. 
I know how to play golf though, 

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I used to golf a lot back in the
day. 

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I just need new club you. 
Used to know how to flag. 

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That's true. 
I this is going to be a no but 

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hey. 
So the entire set was like 600 

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bucks. 
Yeah, no, that's, that's that's 

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still a lot of money, man. 
I don't know if I could. 

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Yeah, see driver shut. 
Up. 

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See, but like like I said, in my
mind, the way my mind works, I 

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didn't buy. 
I was looking at the new one. 

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I was like, I really want the 
the the best of the best, but 

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driver's driver to me it doesn't
matter. 

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Even you can use a like the M2 
like I'm not going to get this, 

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but the older drivers are still 
just. 

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Hopefully, hopefully are only 
using it 18 times. 

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Exactly. 
When you're playing around so. 

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I didn't like I'm going out. 
Definitely did that the other 

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day it just was like you know 
what now's the time brand new 

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driver new bag let's. 
Go it did the same exact thing, 

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although when I went I didn't 
really use my driver, I used my 

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hybrid. 
Five your five rescue, your five

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would. 
Yeah, because I'm not a, I'm not

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a, I'm not a strong hitter. 
Yeah, you, you hit with what 

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you're comfortable with, right? 
I'm not a strong hitter, I just 

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want to keep it in front of. 
If you get up to the TI. 

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Think you could easily you have 
like that you got the acoustic 

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strength I think a little bit in
there somewhere. 

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Acoustic strength. 
What is? 

453
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,640
That no, the acoustics I'm 
trying to be, you know, I'm not 

454
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,680
trying to get in. 
Trouble. 

455
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,640
You know what I mean? 
You got what? 

456
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,040
I'm saying yeah, yeah, you got 
that strength in you, buddy. 

457
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,960
Like you have to like channel. 
But you got to have the 

458
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,480
confidence. 
You got to have the confidence 

459
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,720
when you get up to the tee box, 
you got the ball there, you're 

460
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,760
looking at it and you're looking
down the fairway and it's a 

461
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,360
narrow fairway and you got a 
bunker on your left. 100% going 

462
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,440
into the trees. 
You got to have a club you're 

463
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,760
comfortable with, even if it 
means giving up some yards. 

464
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,360
You got to be confident. 
Yeah, that's that's all. 

465
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,080
I want to keep it in front of 
me. 

466
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,080
I don't care about driving 300 
yards. 

467
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,080
You can get there though. 
You got, I think you got, you 

468
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,400
can get this. 
I mean, yeah, I'm sure with the 

469
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,360
Proctor. 
So crank it. 

470
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,200
You just got to get that swing 
down a couple times. 

471
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,400
I can see you sending it. 
Yeah. 

472
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,360
But anyway, yeah. 
Yeah. 

473
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,520
So yeah, you know, I'd, you 
know, buy myself some freedom 

474
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,640
and, you know, try to relax, 
maybe go on vacation, but live 

475
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,960
pretty modestly and. 
He would, he would literally be 

476
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,080
this guy. 
He would 100% be this guy on. 

477
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,680
Yeah, just keep it a secret. 
That would be not tell anybody. 

478
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,840
We would if you. 
Can yeah, like it's obviously 

479
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,960
it's going to be tough with 
close friends and family 

480
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,280
because, you know, if you do buy
anything nice for yourself, 

481
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,240
it's, you know, and you know, 
money. 

482
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,560
Money makes family and friends 
weird. 

483
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,600
Makes it weird. 
Yeah, and. 

484
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,720
And that always happened. 
Everyone's like, no, it will 

485
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,520
never happen to me, but it 
always does. 

486
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,600
There's always some sort. 
Of money changes everybody. 

487
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,520
I don't care what you say, it 
changes everybody. 

488
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,800
Yep. 
So, All right, well, that was a 

489
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,600
interesting confession that went
off into 14 different directors,

490
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,040
so I liked it. 
Yeah. 

491
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,160
So what we got next, We got a 
little mail call. 

492
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,760
Mail call. 
So this is actually going by 

493
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,200
pretty smooth today, you know? 
Not like. 

494
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,720
Last. 
It was feeling nice. 

495
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,920
Man, I was fucking wrecked at 
the end of that episode. 

496
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:45,160
I was like, hey, by the way, I 
fucked that doll back there. 

497
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,680
You're supposed to you're 
supposed to keep that. 

498
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,200
You're supposed to be the always
the question. 

499
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,760
It was set up perfect. 
It's in behind a shot. 

500
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,640
She's behind right there. 
Go back to Dave's shot. 

501
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,760
She's in, right? 
And then the audience was 

502
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,240
supposed to think the entire 
time was Dave's penis inside 

503
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,840
that, and now you ruined it. 
Or make actually, you might have

504
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,520
made it worse. 
I might have made it worse. 

505
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,800
Because now everybody knows. 
Yep. 

506
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,640
I mean. 
Here it is. 

507
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,840
You know, in Dave's defense, you
know, we that that was an early 

508
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,400
start for us. 
We were here for like over 8 

509
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,480
hours. 
Yeah, just working on stuff. 

510
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,920
Right now, if we had, if we had 
recorded when we originally said

511
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,640
we were going to record, I was 
only one or two Ipas in. 

512
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,640
Yeah, by the time, yeah, by then
we started recording. 

513
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,120
You guys did what we ordered 
more. 

514
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:33,320
Yeah, we we ordered. 
Because by the time we started 

515
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,760
recording, all the all the beer 
was gone. 

516
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,640
He was. 
Like my beer is gone. 

517
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,520
I need more beer. 
I need more beer. 

518
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,040
Hey, it's like once you start, 
it's like Pringles. 

519
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,280
Once you pop, you can't stop. 
You're like Garrett, you think 

520
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,520
they'll give the beer to your 
kids? 

521
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,320
Yeah, so we should try. 
We thought that we were like, we

522
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,400
should try to send the kids is. 
Your daughter 21 yet? 

523
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,920
We should we should try to see 
if they'll actually hand it 

524
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,520
over. 
Right. 

525
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,680
And then I answered the door 
with the with the breezy ass 

526
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,400
Father Ojari fucking outfit. 
The poor DoorDash guy looked 

527
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,640
crazy. 
It's like a Belgian Malinois ran

528
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,360
out of the door. 
Breeze guy came out. 

529
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,840
I'm like, hey, could you call 
her back in here? 

530
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,640
He's like. 
Oh, no, he's like, oh, she's 

531
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,520
gonna bite me. 
Yeah, you're good, dude. 

532
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,360
All right, so here we are. 
We're a mail call. 

533
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,720
So mail call. 
We all know the rules. 

534
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,520
You send in some information to 
us. 

535
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,680
You ask us a question. 
Doesn't matter what it is. 

536
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,160
Good, bad, indifferent. 
Anything. 

537
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,640
Anything. 
No holds barred, and we got a 

538
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,400
couple today and Casey's going 
to read them off to us, all 

539
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,480
right. 
Let's see how we do. 

540
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,320
All right, we have a mail call 
from our friend Haberdasher 91 

541
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,840
Haberdasher and they sent us 
some. 

542
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,360
Wait, Mimi's Haberdasher? 
What's that from? 

543
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,120
The Hateful 8. 
I fucking Britain, Tarantino. 

544
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,760
Yes, I love that movie. 
Have you ever seen That was 

545
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,720
quick? 
You never saw that. 

546
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,840
That was quick. 
It was almost like. 

547
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,960
It was quick. 
Mimi's Haberdachery, yeah. 

548
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,400
Although. 
Yeah, I did. 

549
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,320
Great movie by the way. 
Sorry. 

550
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,920
It was almost as if this 
question was asked before. 

551
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,120
It took a little bit longer to 
answer. 

552
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,520
Mimi's habitatry. 
Anyone should watch it 

553
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,960
hatefully, it's very good. 
Hatefully good. 

554
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,800
Good show. 
All right, here we go. 

555
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,480
So Haberdasher 91 Yep, they he 
sent us. 

556
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,760
I'm assuming it's. 
It could be anybody. 

557
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,400
Can we change my camera view 
because my bag is like hanging 

558
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,040
around? 
No, I just, I just saw ball. 

559
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,160
I'm not going. 
Really. 

560
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,600
How's that my iPad? 
Should this be our mail call? 

561
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,120
I I like it when I talk to one. 
One day we're going to get a 

562
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,640
camera for me. 
Yes, you need it. 

563
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,160
We need a webcam. 
We need it. 

564
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,360
After and I'll get that webcam 
as soon as I upgrade my, you 

565
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,080
know, we'll spend more money 
'cause I gotta get money, I 

566
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,080
gotta get a new edge. 
I wanna buy a monitor so fucking

567
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,280
bad. 
See. 

568
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,960
That impulse, mind boy, this. 
Monitor is fine, we should. 

569
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,720
Have brought that up then he 
won't let us buy a new monitor 

570
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,160
when? 
We were setting up this studio 

571
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,720
when when Casey first started, 
when Casey first joined us, 

572
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,120
'cause back in the day, this. 
Is gonna become a segment, yeah.

573
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,800
Casey's frugal. 
Yeah, Casey's frugal fuckery or 

574
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,400
whatever, I don't know. 
So we first set this up, Casey. 

575
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,320
I'm like, what do you need, 
Casey, so we can set you up, you

576
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,080
know, proper like, And he's 
like, oh, we need a monitor. 

577
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,720
And like all these things. 
I'm like, all right, well, I 

578
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,520
don't know what the fuck monitor
I'm getting. 

579
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,440
So I actually got this off a 
Facebook marketplace for $15. 

580
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,000
This monitor here, it's perfect.
Yeah, he's like, this is great. 

581
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,320
It's got a 1980s AV plugin it. 
Has a. 

582
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,920
It has a VGA input. 
Yeah, it's great. 

583
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,720
Yeah, I don't know, it works 
fine. 

584
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,320
I don't know. 
We got, we got, we got to spruce

585
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,080
it up a little bit. 
We have the ability to add a 

586
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,240
camera. 
We got to add 1 so that I'm not 

587
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,360
just some guy, all right? 
The man behind the curtain the. 

588
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,200
Voice of God, the frugal. 
Voice of God the. 

589
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:38,120
Frugal don't spend your money. 
All right, what's the first? 

590
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:44,400
What's the mail call? 
Save for a rainy day, yeah. 

591
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,600
OK, go. 
What's wrong with that? 

592
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,240
All right. 
Because one day you're gonna 

593
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,360
die. 
And what's what's gonna happen 

594
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,240
with that money? 
Yeah. 

595
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,440
Am I in your will? 
No. 

596
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:51,880
No. 
Fuck. 

597
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,160
All right. 
Sorry. 

598
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,920
That's OK. 
Do you actually have a will? 

599
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,640
I, I, you know. 
Do you have a will? 

600
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,440
What's wrong with having a will?
Do you really have a will? 

601
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,120
Well, all right, look, damn. 
I'm not gonna give anyone 

602
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,360
advice, but at a minimum, you 
should at least set up 

603
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,040
beneficiaries for your bank 
accounts so that if you do. 

604
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,800
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

605
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,360
Yeah. 
And if you know if you have life

606
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,440
insurance and things like that, 
but. 

607
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,240
I'm worth more dead than I am, 
all right? 

608
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,360
Same the. 
Same bull. 

609
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:22,680
My kids are going to be fucking 
set when I'm fucking kick it. 

610
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,360
Damn, that's literally what it's
I'm worth way more dead than I 

611
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,160
am alive. 
Yeah, A. 100% All right. 

612
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,120
What are we doing? 
We're doing milk. 

613
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,320
All right, Alcohol. 
Alcohol. 

614
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,000
Alcohol. 
All right. 

615
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,040
Mimi's habitatry. 
All right, Mimi, Mimi's 

616
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,240
habitatry. 
I had one. 

617
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,480
Fantastic movie, please watch 
it. 

618
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,000
All right, here we go. 
I got some rapid questions. 

619
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,400
Rapid fire questions. 
Got it. 

620
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,200
All right, So wait, how do you 
want to do this? 

621
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,200
Do you want to like? 
We'll both nail it. 

622
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,280
Yeah, just just ask. 
Ask a question. 

623
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,960
What was your first job? 
I working at the post office 

624
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,560
sweeping the parking lot. 
McDonald's and I got fired for 

625
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,280
giving out too much free food. 
Tell my friends. 

626
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,800
That's awesome. 
Yeah, they, they, they, I got 

627
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,520
called into the, the manager's 
office and they were like, hey, 

628
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,040
what's this? 
And there was so many because we

629
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,120
used to have a promo button and 
then you're supposed to put the 

630
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,120
promo, the coupons underneath 
the cash register. 

631
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:17,960
I had like 25 promos within a 
week of work and no coupons in 

632
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,840
the because all my friends would
go through the drive through and

633
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,640
I just promo out their food. 
There's no way they still do 

634
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,120
that for their employees. 
What free food? 

635
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,480
No, you get one free meal. 
They've always done that. 

636
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,400
I know. 
I well, actually I don't know 

637
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,680
now, but I'm pretty sure they 
do. 

638
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,120
You get low, your lunch is paid.
It's so expensive now though. 

639
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,240
So I used to have a friend in 
high school who worked at 

640
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,640
McDonald's, did a drive through.
It's my first job and I'd go 

641
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,120
through and I order like a large
fry and you know how like at the

642
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,400
bottom of the bag there's always
a few fries that cuts the 

643
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,680
fucking full off he'd. 
Just dump them. 

644
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,320
He'd put like fucking 3 or 4 
scoops directly into the fucking

645
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,720
bag and I'm just like just mount
on fucking fries for like ever. 

646
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,960
But yeah, it was good. 
What'd you do at the post 

647
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,440
office? 
So I don't know if that was 

648
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,200
technically my first job. 
I didn't get paid for it but I 

649
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,280
was like 12. 
No, no, I I would first job 

650
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,920
where you're actually like 
taking taxes out. 

651
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,800
You know what I mean? 
I was. 

652
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,800
Like, how did you? 
How did that even come about? 

653
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,040
You're 12 and you're working at 
the post office. 

654
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,080
Did you get kidnapped? 
Well, I grew up. 

655
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,440
I grew up. 
Crate getting shipped overseas, 

656
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,560
go to Jeffrey Empties Island. 
Let him out of the cage? 

657
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,920
No. 
So I I grew up in Sterling, CT. 

658
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,480
Which? 
We're actually going to talk 

659
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,600
about a story from Sterling here
later in the episode. 

660
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,840
Yeah, this is going to be a good
10. 

661
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,480
Yeah, just where Dave grew up. 
I. 

662
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,040
Forgot, yeah, back in Sterling 
and back then there was like 17 

663
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,120
people in my town, but we did 
have a little bit more than 

664
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,160
that, like 19, but we had the 
post office. 

665
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,240
So it was like one of those 
typical small towns where 

666
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,120
everybody knew everybody and, 
and I don't know, my mom went 

667
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,400
down to the post office and the 
guy was like, hey, one of your 

668
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,920
boys want to sweep the parking 
lot and those sidewalks and 

669
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,080
stuff. 
And she was like, OK, so. 

670
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,520
Yeah, take Jhari, get rid of. 
Him. 

671
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,480
Yeah. 
So I made like $10 a day or some

672
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,680
stupid shit. 
Manual labor? 

673
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,680
Yep. 
Child. 

674
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,360
Child labor from the federal 
government, yeah. 

675
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,960
I like that. 
That's kind of cool. 

676
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,920
But my first actual taxable job 
was working at the supermarket 

677
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,080
that was A. 
I don't know what they call them

678
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,200
now, but the term back then was 
bag boy A. 

679
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,000
Bag person. 
Bag person. 

680
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,320
Well, that's what I said back 
then. 

681
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,360
It was bag Boy did. 
You double bag. 

682
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,160
No, you're stingy. 
With the bags it was. 

683
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,560
Paper, paper or plastic. 
And I remember one time I was 

684
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,200
sleeping and I say paper and 
plastic so many fucking times 

685
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,360
that when my mom woke me up for 
school and she's like David, I'm

686
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,640
like paper and plastic. 
I like woke up. 

687
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,160
I'm like, oh fuck yeah, I'm not 
there. 

688
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,760
You have like a certain way you 
had to put stuff in there. 

689
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,920
Yeah, you put the eggs first, 
the eggs and the bread in first,

690
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,280
and then you put the canned 
goods on top of them. 

691
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,960
I thought for a second I thought
you were being serious. 

692
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,880
Like what do you mean eggs 
first? 

693
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,120
Did anyone ever come up to and 
like, complain about how you 

694
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,280
bagged their groceries? 
A. 100% absolutely. 

695
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,840
Dude, I was fucking 16. 
Of course it. 

696
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,960
Did some old lady, some white 
freaking haired Karen just. 

697
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,920
The blue hairs, the blue haired,
Yeah. 

698
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,560
Were you were? 
You respectful to them and like,

699
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,600
oh, I'm, I'm very sorry. 
Dude, he worked. 

700
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,000
He worked in a small town 
grocery. 

701
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,160
Store. 
I'm trying to get in the mind of

702
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,440
a 16 year old Dave Jarry. 
Oh, you, you don't want to be in

703
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,080
that mind. 
No, no, I was. 

704
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,160
I was, I was OK. 
Yeah, I'll be like, oh I'm 

705
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,520
sorry, but under my breath I'm 
like fuck you, you fuck stupid 

706
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,520
asshole. 
There's going to be a serial 

707
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,360
killer around here one day, and 
it's going to be. 

708
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,080
Me. 
They're going to call me the New

709
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,000
England serial killer. 
All right. 

710
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,720
Next question. 
That was. 

711
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,280
It was. 
Supposed to be rapid fire. 

712
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,120
So what's your? 
Favorite month? 

713
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,640
June. 
June. 

714
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,640
October. 
Oh, summer, Halloween, that kind

715
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,160
of thing. 
I like, I like Halloween 

716
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,840
activities like I like fall shit
I. 

717
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,560
Like fall shit. 
I like fall shit. 

718
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,680
You know what? 
Like Apple? 

719
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,240
Picking and the pumpkin spice 
that. 

720
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,280
Dunkin spice change. 
That weather, that cold. 

721
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,520
October night put the. 
Flannel on. 

722
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,000
Oh yeah, finally, hoodie season.
The hoodie season. 

723
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,120
I just love it. 
I love that time of year. 

724
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,520
And then Christmas. 
I love Christmas. 

725
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,960
Don't get me wrong. 
It's my favorite holiday, but I 

726
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,800
hate Christmas. 
But it's like that October, you 

727
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,000
can feel it coming. 
Plus you know that Christmas is 

728
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,200
in a little bit. 
It's just a good time. 

729
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,120
October is a good time. 
Yeah, I like it. 

730
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,120
So this TV that we have up in 
the back here is a little 

731
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,240
distracting because rather than 
being in the moment with 

732
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,320
Garrett, talking with him, I'm 
watching him on some people 

733
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,320
talking to you. 
I'm still talking to you. 

734
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,840
But then again, also, if we're 
on camera, we don't want to be 

735
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,120
like this the whole time. 
I love looking into your eyes, 

736
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,920
thanks. 
Buddy, I know I have. 

737
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,640
Beautiful big eye contact. 
Beautiful green baby, so watch 

738
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,000
me. 
Summer beach going. 

739
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,640
Well, June's my favorite month 
because it's my birthday and we 

740
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,000
have banging parties here at 
Garrett's. 

741
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,680
House the last last year's was 
pretty good. 

742
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,680
Last year your your 50th was 
fun, yeah. 

743
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,840
I was good. 
I, I, I I was good up until they

744
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,560
broke out the tequila. 
Yeah, tequila was. 

745
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,640
It once the tequila came, once 
you switch to liquor, it's 

746
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,719
fucking game over. 
Yeah, I was actually letting you

747
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:14,120
pick my drinks 'cause I, I had 
the Coronas, I had the Ipas, 

748
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,480
dude. 
Yeah, before you even started. 

749
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,480
Then when you showed up, you 
said, hey, you're in my control.

750
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,840
Don't get, I mean, you get too 
drunk and you, you had to come 

751
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,840
and ask me if you could have 
this. 

752
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,840
Drink like I was your. 
Dad, I brought three different 

753
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,520
kind of drinks. 
I brought Coronas, I brought the

754
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,199
Ipas and I brought the Fishers 
Islands. 

755
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,360
Yeah, Fishers was a no go. 
And I was like you choose I. 

756
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,480
Started up. 
I said, all right, you're 

757
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,000
starting with 1 Fisher and then 
we're we're switching off and 

758
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,800
then you're having a bottle of 
water before did. 

759
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,199
It was it, Kelly? 
Like what about water? 

760
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,440
That sounds like something she 
would say. 

761
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,840
I'm like, fuck water, there's 
water in the pool. 

762
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Whatever. 
All right, go ahead. 

763
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,120
Next question. 
Favorite animal? 

764
00:34:56,679 --> 00:35:01,720
Cheetah. 
So I want to say snow leopard, 

765
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,280
love Snow leopard, Snow leopard,
Snow leopard, I'll go. 

766
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,240
But there I was going to 
remember we talked about the 

767
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,480
weasel. 
The other day, the weasel. 

768
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,760
Yeah, I forgot what they're 
called. 

769
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,920
I couldn't even. 
Think Show my cheetah. 

770
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,240
Oh, see rain, There it is. 
Cheetah. 

771
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,360
Yeah, I'm going. 
Snow leopard. 

772
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,640
Yeah. 
Majestic. 

773
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,080
Your hold on. 
Go back to Garrett's. 

774
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,280
Go ahead. 
All right, your form, it looks 

775
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,240
like the fisting dildo that you 
can you. 

776
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,240
Got to have the point though. 
They always have. 

777
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,120
They always have an entry point 
right there. 

778
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,640
They're never like this. 
It's they're always they. 

779
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,240
Got the Yeah, you got to have 
the point. 

780
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,360
And they're too realistic. 
They got the veins on them and 

781
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,040
stuff. 
Now I'm like, what? 

782
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,800
You guys are trying too hard at 
the dildo factory. 

783
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,560
What's going on? 
Yeah. 

784
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,920
All right. 
Next question. 

785
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,120
What's your favorite color? 
Black or Gray? 

786
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,360
Black's not a color. 
Gray. 

787
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,600
Is Gray a color? 
Yeah, I don't know. 

788
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,280
How is Gray color? 
Have you saying Black's not a 

789
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,800
color? 
I don't know. 

790
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,640
I don't know how that works. 
I'm not smarter is what a color?

791
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,400
I think Gray is my color. 
I think black is a color too. 

792
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,160
I'm just saying people will like
there's always that person who's

793
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,360
like actually black and white 
are not actual colors and. 

794
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,600
So then Gray's not a color. 
Well, for the purposes of this 

795
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,040
segment. 
We do have a producer that could

796
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,600
Google if Gray and black and 
white is OK. 

797
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,360
But not on his fucking Windows 
fucking 13, whatever the fuck 

798
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,280
that is. 
If I had Internet. 

799
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,560
Got to use this trackball to get
up. 

800
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,400
Takes him too long to scroll to 
the search bar. 

801
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,040
If I had Internet down here, 
maybe I could. 

802
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,880
That is true. 
Yeah, I'm going Gray too. 

803
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,840
There's a good matte gun. 
Metal Gray. 

804
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,120
Oh, it's so sexy. 
I'm Gray. 

805
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,600
Gray and black. 
Yeah, yeah. 

806
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:42,480
What's your favorite word cunt? 
I was about to say. 

807
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,200
It I love fucking cunt. 
I was about to say the other one

808
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,560
we were talking about earlier. 
No cunt is good. 

809
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:54,400
Favorite word? 
God, I don't know what do I say 

810
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,520
a lot I. 
Don't know. 

811
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,240
You say I don't know a lot. 
Yeah, I say. 

812
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,200
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

813
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,080
Next. 
That's three words. 

814
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,800
All right, what word do you have
a hard time pronouncing? 

815
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,720
Oh. 
Wishes. 

816
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,160
We're just wishes. 
Wishes, wishes wishes Wishes 

817
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,120
Wishes shush. 
Hypothesis. 

818
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,280
Hypothesis. 
Hypotenuse. 

819
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,240
Hypotenuse. 
Hypothesis. 

820
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:23,760
Hypothesis. 
There is one I can't fucking 

821
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,200
think of. 
It I know I I got a couple of 

822
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,040
that I always check up but I 
can't think of them. 

823
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,240
On the top it's it's, yeah, 
that's a I'm sorry, no. 

824
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,200
It's just my independent spent 
fuel storage insulation. 

825
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,360
Oh, Jesus. 
OK. 

826
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,960
All right, where did you go on 
your last vacation? 

827
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,320
Gettysburg. 
Little civil war. 

828
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,640
Mexico. 
Mexico. 

829
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,440
Mexico. 
Mexico. 

830
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,800
That's where you almost got 
killed, that. 

831
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,360
Yeah. 
Yeah, we've told that story on 

832
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,360
criminal AF. 
Yeah, all. 

833
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,240
Right. 
What do you what is your go to 

834
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:04,680
pastime? 
Master. 

835
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,680
It's a whole, it's a it's a 
whole day, you know, I mean, 

836
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,040
plans his day around it. 
Yeah. 

837
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,600
Like the candles put down the 
pictures of the kids. 

838
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,120
You like what? 
No, put down like, you know, you

839
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,600
know what I mean it like that. 
Like cover your picture. 

840
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,080
You don't mean like? 
The picture on the House, I 

841
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,280
don't have the costume on 
anymore. 

842
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,400
You know what I'm saying? 
You put the put the family 

843
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,560
pictures down so that we can 
look at you like the candles. 

844
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,720
Put sets of music. 
Yeah, the hell it goes. 

845
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,840
Then you take Vanessa out out of
her, out of her, change her 

846
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,200
outfit. 
Well, I can't do it anymore. 

847
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,480
She's here in. 
She's here in the studio now. 

848
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,640
Yeah. 
Favorite pastime? 

849
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,760
What did you? 
What is it actually? 

850
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,120
Netflix. 
Video games baby for. 

851
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,120
Sure. 
That sounds about right for you,

852
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,960
Yeah. 
You and your world of what is 

853
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,520
it? 
What is that thing? 

854
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,600
You're playing World. 
Of Warcraft, it's been a 25 year

855
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,160
addiction and anybody who 
actually plays that's listening 

856
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,120
to this understands no. 
What's your character? 

857
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,120
I have a lot of characters. 
I'm saying right now I'm a level

858
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:09,000
60 mage and hardcore. 
You guys are fucking weird. 

859
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,480
I don't play video games, you 
know. 

860
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,080
No, they're too expensive. 
I which is crazy because of the 

861
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,680
year that he the fact that he 
doesn't play games in the like 

862
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:20,600
he's our age. 
Like every dude around 30 to 32 

863
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,800
started that addiction. 
Yeah, I like women so. 

864
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,760
I'm married with two kids. 
What are we talking about? 

865
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,480
She felt sorry for you. 
That's my. 

866
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,560
That's my 10 year beard, my 10 
year beard that I've been living

867
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,800
OK. 
All right. 

868
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,120
Favorite subject in school? 
Gym. 

869
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,520
Gym. 
History for sure. 

870
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,480
I was going to be a gym teacher.
Jim is a crazy answer. 

871
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,360
Why? 
I was going to be a gym teacher.

872
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,440
What gym teacher diddled you? 
That you. 

873
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,280
Were I fucking love Jim. 
I did love Jim. 

874
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,520
I did love Jim so. 
I was like. 

875
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,200
Basketball back in high school. 
And they were like, oh. 

876
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,600
Square dancing. 
I liked Arch when they had 

877
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,000
archery. 
Oh man, that was awesome. 

878
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,840
But even the days where they're 
just like, hey, we're just 

879
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,880
playing basketball today. 
I used to fucking. 

880
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,840
Love floor hockey? 
Yeah, floor hockey was good. 

881
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,880
Spike in the ball and the girl 
who didn't change his face, 

882
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,320
remember, they didn't like, like
there's always a girl who just 

883
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,520
would never change and not do 
anything to participate. 

884
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,040
And you just go hard as hell, 
make her cry 'cause she got hit 

885
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,800
in the face of the ball. 
So I was, I was a a rambunctious

886
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,440
teenager, right? 
You needed that express that 

887
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,840
energy. 
That was before all this ADHD 

888
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,000
shit came out. 
So basically I was what they 

889
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,640
considered back then as the 
class clown, you know, very 

890
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,280
disruptive, you know, trying to 
flirt with all the girls, all 

891
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,920
this kind of stuff. 
So my math teacher, she, she 

892
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,200
absolutely loved me, like 
thought I was the greatest thing

893
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,640
since sliced bread. 
However, she did not want me in 

894
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,920
her class because I was so 
disruptive, right? 

895
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,000
So every day I would show up for
math class and she would write 

896
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,520
me a pass to Jim. 
That's actually a sick ass too. 

897
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,440
The fact that she was so sick of
you that she would write a pass 

898
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,600
to get you out of the class is 
amazing. 

899
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,760
Yeah. 
So I would. 

900
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,200
Yeah. 
Why? 

901
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,920
Did you pass that class with? 
What was your grade? 

902
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,080
Fuck, I don't know. 
Did she like, throw you an A 

903
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,080
anyway? 
Oh, she yeah, she hooked. 

904
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,280
Me up, she hooked you up, 
squeaked you by with AC while 

905
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,080
you were in gym. 
Yeah, Yep. 

906
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,680
So I'd say Jim. 
Jim was my favorite. 

907
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,360
I thought you were going to say 
lunch. 

908
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,600
Lunch. 
Not you, Jarry Garrett. 

909
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,680
No me lunch. 
No. 

910
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,040
I did love the lunch table 
though. 

911
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,280
We always had. 
Or like recess the cool table. 

912
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,160
And you're part of the cool 
table. 

913
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,960
It's high school is not that 
bad. 

914
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,120
Well, wait, wait wait. 
You're part of the cool table. 

915
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,920
Honestly, middle school was 
probably peak lunchtime middle 

916
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,680
school tables. 
Were. 

917
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,520
I think you're delusional 
because if you were playing 

918
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,520
World of Warcraft, you probably.
Times have changed. 

919
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,560
You probably got the books 
knocked out of your hand and 

920
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,680
stuff and a lot. 
Changed. 

921
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,400
Times have changed. 
Hate to break it. 

922
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,960
It's like, what was the movie 
with? 

923
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,880
Jump 21. 
Jump 21. 

924
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,640
That literally is how it is 
though. 

925
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,280
How? 
Just like everything where he 

926
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,440
was like the 80s. 
Jumps are not cool. 

927
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,920
Yeah, you only wear one strap on
your back though, and he's. 

928
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,360
Like what the fuck is this guy 
doing? 

929
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,080
Yeah, stupid. 
He's like EW bro, why are you? 

930
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,640
Why are you so why are you? 
I love. 

931
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,840
That movie, All right, What do 
you got? 

932
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,760
All right, let's try to do these
more rock set. 

933
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,240
All right. 
Real, real fast. 

934
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,000
OK. 
Yeah, yeah, we're all. 

935
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:31,760
Right. 
Ready. 

936
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,280
We're dragging. 
Where'd you grow up? 

937
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,920
Sterling. 
Right here in Norwich, CT. 

938
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,480
Where do you live now? 
Montville. 

939
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,600
Norwich, CT. 
The boy who never left his town.

940
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,480
What's your Social Security 
number? 

941
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,480
No, I just these are getting 
personal. 

942
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,760
What is your favorite word in 
another language? 

943
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,720
Gazuntite. 
Gazuntite's good. 

944
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,640
Mine's going German too. 
Crockenwagen. 

945
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,160
Crockenwagen, Crockenwagen. 
Oh, little drum and dance party.

946
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,440
Dance party. 
Dance party Favorite dessert? 

947
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:11,560
Dessert. 
I'm going to go with a pumpkin 

948
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,080
pie. 
Sticky toffee pudding from 

949
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,840
Hell's Kitchen all. 
Right favorite breakfast? 

950
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,400
Buttered Pop Tarts. 
I'm doing 3 poached eggs, white 

951
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,280
toast. 
See how simple I am? 

952
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,560
See how simple we got Mr. Boot? 
I'm Oh, I got fucking Hell's 

953
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,440
Kitchen and fucking poached. 
Eggs, man of finer things. 

954
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,600
If it's not eggs Benny, but the 
the, the, how do you say it? 

955
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,640
That's what. 
No, it's it. 

956
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,800
Is a word. 
You can't fucking pronounce it. 

957
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,840
That's. 
What I'm saying, I was going 

958
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,760
back call back, is it holidays? 
Hollandaise. 

959
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,320
Hollandaise. 
Hollandaise. 

960
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,400
If the hollandaise sauce is 
good, eggs Benny. 

961
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,360
If not, 3 poached eggs over 
white toast with a little bit of

962
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,440
sausage and missing some gravy. 
Gravy. 

963
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,760
I like that if. 
You had to change your your 

964
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,600
first name. 
What would you change it to? 

965
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,400
Caleb what? 
The fuck was? 

966
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,600
There's no way you answered that
fast. 

967
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:07,880
What? 
Why? 

968
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,240
I don't. 
Know I like, I like. 

969
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,040
David, Caleb. 
Jarry. 

970
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,040
Why Caleb? 
I don't, I just, oh, I like the 

971
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,480
name Caleb. 
Why don't you name one of your 

972
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:20,200
kids your sons? 
I wanted Ethan to be a Caleb or 

973
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,640
a Noah, but we had this thing I 
named Gavin she named. 

974
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,080
That's that's what happened with
mine because Grayson should have

975
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,360
been Knox. 
I tried so hard and Kelly 

976
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,080
wouldn't, but I thought it was 
sick. 

977
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,160
She's like, no, that sounds 
stupid. 

978
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,240
I'm like, it's it's so strong. 
It's a strong name. 

979
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:42,160
No one has that name. 
Knox KNOKNOX, Knox Quarter. 

980
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,000
It sounds like a first a first 
string quarterback. 

981
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,280
It does it. 
Tell me that does it. 

982
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,360
Thank God Garrett spelled that 
out for me because I had no idea

983
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,920
how to spell Knox. 
Like people were like, oh. 

984
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,640
Your favorite class was Jim so. 
But no, that doesn't sound like 

985
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,760
a first string quarterback. 
Knox, Knox quarter. 

986
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,520
That sounds all right, all 
right. 

987
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,320
What? 
What? 

988
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,760
Which one is yours? 
Oh, Knox. 

989
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,760
Knox. 
No, no. 

990
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,280
That's it. 
Doesn't work for me, you just 

991
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,360
hyped it. 
Up it doesn't work for me if I 

992
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:07,960
could change. 
My name. 

993
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,760
World of Warcraft Fucking name. 
No, no. 

994
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,480
Sir Garfunkel. 
Her uncle is crazy. 

995
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,040
I don't know. 
I don't have a If I could change

996
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:21,160
my name, I'd I'd go. 
You said it way too fast. 

997
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,520
I didn't even think about it 
like that. 

998
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,000
Let's go. 
So can I. 

999
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,840
I'll go into a tyrant. 
My my dad fucked my The reason 

1000
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,600
why my name is Garrett. 
Your dad fucked what? 

1001
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,360
My dad fucked up my name. 
Oh, OK. 

1002
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,440
All right. 
My mom wanted to call me 

1003
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,720
Jarrett, so I'll go Jarrett. 
All right. 

1004
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,080
Switch it up. 
But he was like, oh, Jarrett 

1005
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,320
Garrett sounds nice. 
And she goes, oh, you fucked it 

1006
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,840
up. 
But I like that better. 

1007
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,480
You have a four letter word that
starts with the letter B. 

1008
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:56,400
Bear Big burly Bear B. 
OK. 

1009
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,880
What's your favorite type? 
What's your I don't know, What's

1010
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,160
your favorite type of weather? 
Summer, Fall. 

1011
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,400
Fall. 
Fall, Fall. 

1012
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,160
What's your What is the best non
curse word one word insult? 

1013
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,880
God, I only knew curse words. 
Droop, droop. 

1014
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,120
Yeah, when you call someone a 
droop. 

1015
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,520
Drader. 
OK, what's your favorite store? 

1016
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,360
Spencer's favorite. 
Spencer's. 

1017
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,440
Really. 
Spencer's. 

1018
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,560
Spencer's is. 
Like, you know what's hilarious?

1019
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,520
Spencer's now is like half 
adult. 

1020
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,160
Yeah, it's just it's just a sex 
shop with with some T-shirts in 

1021
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:32,480
the. 
Front. 

1022
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,560
Yeah, that's all it is. 
A couple T-shirts. 

1023
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,440
And mugs. 
Got mugs and T-shirts in the 

1024
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,800
window and everything. 
Else just. 

1025
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,360
Dildos, vibrators and anal 
plugs. 

1026
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:46,000
You know what's funny? 
I am not a like outdoorsy guy or

1027
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,080
a Mr. Fix. 
A guy you marry. 

1028
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,360
I'm I'm a call a guy. 
Eastern Mountain Sports. 

1029
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,760
No, like a Cabela's. 
I love. 

1030
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,120
Cabela's I love. 
I don't. 

1031
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,640
Or Tractor Supply for some 
reason. 

1032
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,720
I'm not that type of person. 
I just love those stores. 

1033
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,280
I don't know why. 
What time do you wake up? 

1034
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,040
Oh God. 
Who knows? 

1035
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,560
It could be anyway. 
It could be 2:00 in the morning.

1036
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,560
It could be 7:00 AM. 
Yeah. 

1037
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,480
Well, night shift life is 
different. 

1038
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:16,920
Well, I'm gonna double that up. 
Night shift life plus not having

1039
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,520
any responsibilities, like no 
children, no whatever, you know 

1040
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,320
what I mean? 
So I don't have a bedtime, I 

1041
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,720
don't have a wake up time I 
don't have. 

1042
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:25,720
I'm a big boy. 
I'm. 

1043
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:32,720
AI get them I can go to bed 
whenever I want I'm. 

1044
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,440
A big boy. 
I got no responsibilities. 

1045
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,720
Yeah, I probably would too. 
Say I'm way later at night. 

1046
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,920
But the kids kind of keep being 
checked. 

1047
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,880
So on our days off, I usually 
wake up earlier, but I still try

1048
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,400
to sleep in. 
Yeah. 

1049
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,040
OK. 
That was the last one, but we do

1050
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,680
have another mail call. 
OK, OK. 

1051
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,840
I'll leave it on. 
Both you guys. 

1052
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:01,400
So this is from Mr. 
Bigglesworth, 1997. 1997. 

1053
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,080
When was he born? 
Mr. Bigglesworth, Yeah. 

1054
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,320
The cat I don't know 1997 
Nineteen. 97 sure he wants to 

1055
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,080
know how much money would it 
take for you guys to quit your 

1056
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,920
jobs right now? 
The lowest amount. 

1057
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,720
So I 'cause I always say anyone 
can say a billion. 

1058
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,880
Or a billion dollars, the lowest
amount. 

1059
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:26,960
I'm trying to think what like 
like reasonably like what would 

1060
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:32,600
it take for me to I'd probably 
say 100 grand cash non tax like 

1061
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,080
directly deposit into the bank 
account A. 100. 

1062
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:40,400
Because that gives you, I could 
pay up, pay up some bills, 100 

1063
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,560
grand and then I can figure out 
what I want to do with my life. 

1064
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,080
I don't know. 
It gives you some time. 

1065
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,880
You can find another job. 
You can still like work. 

1066
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,880
I'll go to Costco and stock 
shelves for a little bit while. 

1067
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,280
How you figure it out? 
Yeah, I don't know. 

1068
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,600
It might be more to be honest. 
I would say probably 1:50 to 

1069
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,880
2:00. 
Yeah, I think 200's a safer 

1070
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,000
number. 
That gives me a little bit more 

1071
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,280
time to find something else I 
wouldn't have to worry about 

1072
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,240
much. 
Yeah, but then you got to think 

1073
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,600
about health benefits and all 
that kind of shit. 

1074
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,280
But I wouldn't just quit. 
I'd get fired. 

1075
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,480
I'm collecting. 
I'm collecting unemployment. 

1076
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,240
Well, that get fired, that takes
risk out of it, then that 

1077
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,120
doesn't. 
No, I take my 200 and then I get

1078
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,680
fired. 
What would? 

1079
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,080
You do to get fired. 
Well, I'm not. 

1080
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,240
We can't really talk. 
It can be pretty generic. 

1081
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480
It can be generic, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1082
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,480
You know, you know, I just start
messing up at work. 

1083
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,720
Just stop showing up like. 
No, I just, you know, miss 

1084
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:38,160
things and just 'cause everybody
else other pain. 

1085
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,360
Yeah, you can't. 
You can't just not like stop. 

1086
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,520
You just can't stop showing up 
because and that's considered 

1087
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,280
job abandonment. 
Basically, yeah, you got to. 

1088
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,720
And you can't, you can't fight 
that for. 

1089
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,280
They can fight it because. 
You just call out without time 

1090
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,880
or whatever. 
Yeah, you know, every, every 

1091
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,040
mess up in the book. 
I think that's how I would do 

1092
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,360
it. 
So nothing would change then. 

1093
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,080
Pretty. 
Much. 

1094
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,080
Yeah, I would say 150 to 200 2. 
Hundreds of reasonable. 

1095
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,560
I'll be 200 for me too. 
I wanna, I wanna be have enough 

1096
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,840
you. 
Wanna be able to go golfing and 

1097
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,240
have a good steak? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1098
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:14,800
Right. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1099
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,520
While I'm trying to work at 
Costco. 

1100
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,480
Costco or have your fancy 
breakfast. 

1101
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,920
Fancy breakfast. 
It's not crazy. 

1102
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,560
All day's having some pop tarts.
Yeah, having buttered Pop Tarts,

1103
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,240
My kids won't eat buttered Pop 
Tarts. 

1104
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,520
Have you ever had buttered Pop 
Tarts? 

1105
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,680
No way. 
What? 

1106
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,920
Put butter on pop tarts? 
Yeah, it sounds it does. 

1107
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,440
I get it. 
I've never, just never tried it.

1108
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,680
It's good. 
Like what kind of pop tarts? 

1109
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,560
Any kind but brown sugar Brown. 
Sugar with a little drizzled 

1110
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,760
butt, Melted butter on top. 
Yeah, that sounds good. 

1111
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,280
That sounds good. 
I might make one of those 

1112
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,000
tomorrow. 
Yeah, even the blueberry. 

1113
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,280
Like blueberry with butter. 
I love butter. 

1114
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,760
It's like a buttery blueberry 
muffin, right? 

1115
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,080
All right. 
Yeah. 

1116
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,720
All right. 
That was 150 to 200. 1:50 to 

1117
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,400
200. 
Well, that one does that. 

1118
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Now we're going to jump into, 
you know, so we had like a 

1119
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,240
little nice discussion here, but
we're going to jump into 

1120
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:04,800
something a little bit more 
serious and disgusting and 

1121
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:10,000
downright repulsive, so. 
So call back to criminal AF, 

1122
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,560
yeah? 
Sure. 

1123
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:15,040
So in in my hometown, like I 
said, I grew up in Sterling, CT 

1124
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:21,120
and recently as recent as April 
16th. 

1125
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:28,200
So 2 days ago, three days ago, 2
individuals from Sterling, CT 

1126
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:33,120
were arrested in connection with
an animal abuse case, right? 

1127
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,440
Oh dude I don't I can watch a 
murder all day. 

1128
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,680
I don't want to look at for 
animals getting abused. 

1129
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,720
Sounds like keep keep it up. 
Keep it up on Windsor. 

1130
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,520
Catching up on Windsor. 
Yeah. 

1131
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,680
So on April, on Wednesday, April
16th, around 5:20 PM, troopers 

1132
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,480
from Troop D in Danielson 
responded to an act of 

1133
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,120
disturbance out of Sterling 
Residence. 

1134
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:58,080
At the scene, they identified 22
year old Nicole Denoirs. 

1135
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,600
I hope I'm pronouncing that. 
Actually. 

1136
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,440
I really don't care if I'm 
fucking pronouncing that fucking

1137
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,080
douche who also goes by Oscar. 
That's insane. 

1138
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Nicole Slash Oscar had an active
arrest warrant and was taken 

1139
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,360
into custody without incident 
and transported to Troop D for 

1140
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,120
processing later that evening 
around 7:30 PM. 50-6 year old 

1141
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,920
Kelly de Noyer. 
I hope I'm butchering your name 

1142
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,040
too you fucking bitch. 
Voluntarily turned herself in a 

1143
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,200
Troop D on an active warrant 
stemming from the same 

1144
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,000
investigation. 
What's going on in Sterling? 

1145
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:34,040
The arrest followed A lengthy 
investigation into animal 

1146
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,160
cruelty led by the Northeastern 
Connecticut Council of 

1147
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,480
Governments, otherwise known as 
niikog. 

1148
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,520
It's making up abbreviations at 
this point. 

1149
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,360
Neacog. 
I. 

1150
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,920
Know it's just come on, it's too
long. 

1151
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,760
The resulting warrants were 
submitted to Danielson's 

1152
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,600
Superior Court and later 
transferred to Troop D for 

1153
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,680
service. 
Kelly faces 35 counts of animal 

1154
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:59,320
cruelty while Nicole Slash Oscar
was charged with 40 counts. 

1155
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,920
Both were were released on 
$20,000 court set bonds and are 

1156
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,200
scheduled to appear in 
Danielson's Superior Court on 

1157
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,640
April 30th. 
NEACOG Coordinator Jennifer 

1158
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,320
Hutchins previously reported 
that the agency seized a total 

1159
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:18,720
of 33 living animals, including 
six kittens, 2 Guinea pigs, 5 

1160
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:24,600
rats, 1 pony, 14 dogs, one 
bearded dragon, one goat, one 

1161
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,880
chicken, one rooster, and two 
pot bellied pigs. 

1162
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:33,720
Additionally, 8 animals were 
found deceased, 2 Guinea pigs, 1

1163
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:38,040
squirrel, 3 cats, and two 
unidentified animals. 

1164
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,960
What the fuck does that mean? 
Picking on the little guys is 

1165
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,720
what it is. 
What? 

1166
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,400
Is it they don't know what the 
animals were? 

1167
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,160
They were just rotted, like, 
yeah. 

1168
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,280
What the dude? 
Imagine what that house smelled 

1169
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,920
like. 
Well, we actually have some 

1170
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,200
photos. 
Yeah. 

1171
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,760
Can we cue that up? 
That's cue from your Windows XP.

1172
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,880
All right, so there you are. 
So look. 

1173
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,040
At it. 
Look at that chicken coop. 

1174
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,240
That's the huge. 
So we're gonna go from the front

1175
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,520
yard to we're gonna move into 
the house here. 

1176
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,200
So what, the front yard just has
piles of actual fucking shit. 

1177
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,200
I. 
Think I can pause it too if you.

1178
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,840
Want Yeah, how do? 
People actually live like that? 

1179
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,800
Yeah, that's a girl on the 
right. 

1180
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,760
Yes, that's well, Yeah. 
Aw. 

1181
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,920
Dude. 
That's Nicole. 

1182
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,440
Hang on. 
A second, this is all right. 

1183
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,120
They have a picture of Darth 
Maul. 

1184
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,680
Where in the in the bottom here,
right here. 

1185
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,960
Oh yeah, yeah. 
Star Wars man, shout out to my 

1186
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,840
Star Wars fans. 
Darth Maul what? 

1187
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,400
I love how you just pick that 
out. 

1188
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,800
Out of the Tell me that wasn't 
like one of the coolest things 

1189
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,440
when you were nine years old. 
Darth Maul and Darth Maul. 

1190
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,160
Popped up. 
That's a that's a villain and a 

1191
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,280
half. 
Wow dude, I couldn't even. 

1192
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:48,840
Oh. 
Yeah. 

1193
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,960
How do you where do you go to 
bathroom on top of the TV? 

1194
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,520
Box they had a bottle of Clorox 
bleaching the. 

1195
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,240
Smell in that house. 
Have you ever been in like a 

1196
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,600
house that people have like 
beach animals and it just smells

1197
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,120
like. 
Cat Yeah. 

1198
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:05,480
So they actually had the arrest 
document. 

1199
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,640
They they said as as soon 'cause
they they've they've went a few 

1200
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,480
times to serve this, to get 
access to the house, to look at 

1201
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,840
the pets. 
And those are maggots. 

1202
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,840
They were, yeah, they were 
refused every single time. 

1203
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:23,400
So one of the times they went 
back and the door was cracked 

1204
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,920
open a little. 
Bit poor guy. 

1205
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,240
Poor guy. 
What the fuck? 

1206
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,560
Yeah, there were three dogs in 
one cage. 

1207
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,040
Yeah. 
So anyway, they said that when 

1208
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,680
the door was cracked open a 
little bit, all you could smell 

1209
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,520
was a permeating ammonia smell. 
Dude, Oh, he's got red eyes. 

1210
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,440
Coming from the from the house. 
So these are gradually going to 

1211
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:49,040
get a little bit more worse. 
So just a warning, fair warning.

1212
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,280
So these are the some of the 14 
dogs that were taken. 

1213
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:58,080
Dude, yeah, that's like, that's 
got to be like, there's got some

1214
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,080
mental illness there right at 
that point. 

1215
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,560
Like these people aren't normal 
old, Yeah. 

1216
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,000
So. 
Oh my. 

1217
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,080
God, yeah. 
So those are the rats that were 

1218
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,280
a rat. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1219
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,880
Now, all of these animals were 
infested with fleas. 

1220
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,240
Some had were riddled with 
arthritis. 

1221
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,280
There's. 
The you know, the goats in the 

1222
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,440
house. 
There's the goat, yeah, 'cause 

1223
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,440
they're probably, but that's 
mange, right? 

1224
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,200
Is that mange where the hair is 
just all whatever? 

1225
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:32,280
Those are the kittens. 
Dude, I do want to get a cat. 

1226
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,440
I might go find out where one of
these cats are then we can call 

1227
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,360
them. 
Like what? 

1228
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,960
I don't know, I can't think of 
it at the time. 

1229
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,320
Like something to do with a 
disgusting house though 'cause 

1230
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,400
you know how good cat names are,
right? 

1231
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,600
You got to call him something 
stupid. 

1232
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,480
You can't call him people. 
This is a pot bellied pig. 

1233
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,200
Oh, there's a Little Pony. 
The mini horse. 

1234
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,480
Oh, right, there's a Peter Dry. 
Wow his cage looks nice. 

1235
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,720
That was obviously the the 
favorite. 

1236
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,440
All right, so now warning, 
warning, these are dead animals 

1237
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,040
that were found. 
Oh, OK, What's the pig? 

1238
00:56:59,040 --> 00:56:59,760
It's. 
Not that. 

1239
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,200
Crazy. 
Well, there's the kittens. 

1240
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,120
Most of these were found in the 
freezer. 

1241
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,640
I'll pause that right there. 
Go back. 

1242
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,800
Oh, no, that's fine. 
One of the kittens was in a 

1243
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,040
McDonald's bag in the freezer. 
What? 

1244
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,480
Yeah, it's dude. 
There's mental. 

1245
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,200
You know what I mean? 
Mental health shit going on. 

1246
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,040
Why do you have a? 
Squirrel. 

1247
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,640
Yeah, I don't know. 
But yeah, so there's my hometown

1248
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:27,200
for ya. 
Fucking pieces of shit $20,000 

1249
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,520
Bon. 
I mean, what do you, what do you

1250
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,440
think about that? 
Would would that be two grand to

1251
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,120
get out? 
Right. 

1252
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,840
Yeah, 10%, yeah. 
That's not bad. 

1253
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,520
I don't think they have it. 
No, they don't think they have 

1254
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,400
it or family. 
No, they're they're they're out.

1255
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,480
They were released. 
Oh were. 

1256
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,920
They, oh, it was probably on the
bail bondsman. 

1257
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,600
They still probably owe. 
They're still coming back. 

1258
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,480
They have to. 
Yeah, I know. 

1259
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,640
That's yeah, they probably 
didn't. 

1260
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,800
Yeah, the. 
Bail bondsman, Yeah, that's. 

1261
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,920
They pay it in little payments 
or whatever. 

1262
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,640
The installments. 
Installments, yeah. 

1263
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,880
Well, usually you have to put 
collateral up. 

1264
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,200
Yeah, so I don't. 
But what do you have? 

1265
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,720
Do you want this? 
They have a lot of animals do. 

1266
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,720
You want you want this, this 
mini horse. 

1267
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:07,400
Yeah, so apparently this was 
like, I mean, obviously this is 

1268
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,960
a huge fucking deal, right? 
Like somebody, somebody who can 

1269
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,360
fucking live like that and and 
treat the animals that way and 

1270
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:18,840
whatever. 
But apparently this has been 

1271
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:23,160
going on for quite some time. 
Yeah, you can tell House doesn't

1272
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,240
get like that overnight. 
Well. 

1273
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:29,040
I I know some people from back 
home, you know, and who are 

1274
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:34,400
familiar with the situation and 
knee cog OK, because basically 

1275
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:38,120
what knee cog is is they have 
their own animal control, right?

1276
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:42,600
But because all the towns up in 
the quiet corner there are so 

1277
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,600
small, each town doesn't have 
their own animal control. 

1278
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,360
So knee cog, northeastern 
Connecticut, whatever the fuck 

1279
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,280
they are, they have animal 
control for the group of towns. 

1280
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,200
OK, so just. 
Like how resident state 

1281
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,000
troopers. 
Right, right. 

1282
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,880
So they kind of oversee several 
towns. 

1283
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,880
Now, these guys were called 
numerous times to this 

1284
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,880
residence. 
And from what I've been told, 

1285
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,440
they've all walked away saying 
that the animals were not in 

1286
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,000
serious. 
Well, we talked about with with 

1287
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,800
the little boy there with 
criminal AF, how DCFDCF was 

1288
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,760
called all these times. 
He wasn't in immediate danger. 

1289
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,440
So we're going to leave him in 
the house kind of thing. 

1290
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,520
Well, this is the same thing. 
Like, they showed up and they're

1291
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,640
like, Oh, well, we didn't really
witness any, you know? 

1292
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:35,080
Has hoarding been classified as 
an actual mental illness like 

1293
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,360
it? 
Or is it just like, oh, they're 

1294
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,400
just a hoarder? 
It has been like, it's been 

1295
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,720
like. 
Yeah, no, it's, it's it's OCD. 

1296
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,800
OK. 
So it falls under the umbrella 

1297
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,080
because it's it's definitely, it
definitely like that is a 

1298
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,080
situation. 
Like composing, like you collect

1299
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,520
animals you collect, like put 
like leaving your dead animals 

1300
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,120
in the freezer. 
Yeah, because you're like, 

1301
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,800
you're collecting them. 
You're you're saving them for 

1302
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,240
something, whatever the fuck it 
is. 

1303
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,960
There's some weird love thing 
there, like connection. 

1304
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,040
Yeah, it's weird, weird energy. 
I just can't believe like if I 

1305
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,680
was, if I lived in the house 
next door, I'd be so pissed 

1306
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,480
looking at that every day. 
Right. 

1307
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,080
Well, not only. 
Yeah, because. 

1308
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,480
Because you have a. 
Like my neighbors judge me if I 

1309
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,080
don't, if I wait too long to cut
my grass. 

1310
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,000
Like I have to take their hate 
and like disgusting looks is the

1311
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,720
only reason why I cut the grass 
the way I do. 

1312
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,080
Like I couldn't imagine trying 
to live. 

1313
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:25,720
Well, usually there's like 
blight ordinances, right? 

1314
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:30,680
Yeah, you have to keep up with. 
Like town rules like like you 

1315
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,640
can't have more than you can't 
have like 2 under registered 

1316
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,720
cars in your yard or something 
like you know what I mean? 

1317
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:42,520
So the the fact that this house 
look like look like that and 

1318
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,200
nobody got involved. 
That front door? 

1319
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,120
Yeah, that front. 
That front door picture looks 

1320
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,000
insane. 
You know, so I don't know, I 

1321
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,920
just wanted to share that 
because it's, you know, it is 

1322
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,960
kind of close to home literally 
because I, I was raised there, 

1323
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,120
but it's not that far from us. 
It's like a 30/20/20 to 30 

1324
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,680
minute drive away. 
So I don't know. 

1325
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaking of close to home, yeah,
our criminal AF fans will 

1326
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:09,400
appreciate. 
I don't know what they're going 

1327
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,520
up there. 
Listen, this is this $3000 

1328
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,600
studio and there's they're 
upstairs our in our penthouse. 

1329
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,440
Studio in New York City, our 
upstairs neighbors. 

1330
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,240
Are a little rowdy. 
Upstairs neighbors, yeah. 

1331
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:22,720
They're filming Double Dare 
upstairs. 

1332
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,040
Where in the world is Carmen San
Diego? 

1333
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,880
Yeah, Speaking of goes to home, 
we do have an active maybe, 

1334
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,000
maybe. 
Maybe. 

1335
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,040
An active serial. 
Killer, we do. 

1336
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,760
Around our neck of the woods. 
And remember back then I always 

1337
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:45,360
said if people started ending up
dead around this area, there's 

1338
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,160
only one person that you guys 
should be looking at. 

1339
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,240
That's right. 
So yeah, so we have a potential 

1340
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,000
serial killer coming around. 
I don't know, it's looking like 

1341
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,040
it. 
I got AI, got the article here, 

1342
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,240
and it says there is growing 
concern in New England about a 

1343
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,080
potential serial killer 
following the discovery of 6 

1344
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,840
bodies across Connecticut, 
Massachusetts, and Rhode Island 

1345
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,560
within a short period of time. 
While authorities have not 

1346
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:15,960
officially linked any of these 
cases, the proximity and timing 

1347
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:21,720
have led to public speculation. 
So the cases that they're 

1348
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,880
talking about is Paige Fannin, 
35. 

1349
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:30,640
She was found in Norwalk, CT on 
March 6th, 2025. 

1350
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,840
I believe she was found in a 
river, an unidentified woman 

1351
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,680
between the age of 40 and 60. 
She was discovered in a suitcase

1352
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:44,480
near a cemetery in Groton, CT. 
The sub base. 

1353
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:52,320
On March 19th, 2025. 
Now this woman, it was only her 

1354
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,200
torso that was found. 
Yeah, that's, that's the red 

1355
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,040
flag for me. 
But I'm like, like it. 

1356
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,320
That's not just like, oh, I 
accidentally killed somebody, or

1357
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,200
they just stashed the body or. 
Or like, oh, I came across a 

1358
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,920
pile of bones her. 
Body was butchered like. 

1359
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:11,400
The Bluff Point Butcher 
unidentified remains were 

1360
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:16,080
located in Plymouth, MA on March
6th, 2025. 

1361
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:21,000
Denise Leary, 59, was found in 
New Haven, CT on March 20th. 

1362
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:27,880
Michelle Romano discovered in 
Foster, RI on March 26th and 

1363
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,000
just across the border back in 
Connecticut. 

1364
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,040
In Killingly, Connecticut, 
remains were found on April 9th.

1365
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,840
What in Danielson too, right? 
Killingly. 

1366
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,320
Oh, I thought there was a 
Danielson one too. 

1367
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,640
That's can't Danielson killing 
kind of like a Norwich Taft. 

1368
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,560
Yeah, for people that aren't 
familiar with like the quiet 

1369
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,600
corner of Connecticut and down 
where we live, it's it it sounds

1370
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,800
like, oh, it remains found in 
Mass, Rhode Island and 

1371
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,440
Connecticut. 
That's that's they're so far. 

1372
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,000
It's not far apart at all. 
It's all within 40. 5 minutes 

1373
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:00,960
where these bodies were found. 
So the Killingly killer kill the

1374
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,240
Killingly killer. 
Yeah, we're trying to get Casey 

1375
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,160
hasn't sneaked that one. 
Yeah, He's been trying so hard, 

1376
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,960
so hard. 
The killing killers are work. 

1377
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,160
We're trying to, yeah, we're 
trying to rebrand the name 

1378
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,960
'cause New England killer, 
serial killer sounds. 

1379
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,960
Yeah, so, so they have this like
Facebook group page and people 

1380
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,000
are going around the New England
serial killer. 

1381
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,360
It's fucking lazy. 
Yeah, right. 

1382
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,800
So I, I put a post out on 
Facebook and I'm, I said, you 

1383
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,440
know what, We gotta be more. 
Yeah, you know, he had like the 

1384
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,800
Night Stalker, the Coed killer, 
the freaking Gainesville Ripper,

1385
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,920
like the New England serial 
killer, Like shut the fuck up. 

1386
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,240
No, we need the quiet coroner. 
The quiet. 

1387
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,560
So Garrett came up with the 
quiet coroner. 

1388
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,280
I came up with the Bluff Point 
Butcher. 

1389
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,360
I like that one because Bluff 
Point is in Groton and that's 

1390
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,040
where the torso was found. 
Yeah, plus also there's been 

1391
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:48,520
reports of hooded men, a man 
wearing like a a full hood that 

1392
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,640
pulled out a knife on somebody 
in Bluff Point. 

1393
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,400
Just recently. 
So that's why you're like, oh, 

1394
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,920
everything would be. 
And then he ended up running, 

1395
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,320
right? 
He picked up a rock, I think he 

1396
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,080
said yeah and was like, I'm not 
the guy to fuck. 

1397
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,400
No, the guy to fuck with. 
And then just ran me on the 

1398
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,720
beach. 
I don't know. 

1399
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,880
It was weird you. 
I don't know why he was out 

1400
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,760
there on during a rainy day. 
He said that guy said he was 

1401
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,480
going to spread his ashes, 
right? 

1402
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,360
Or spread something. 
Or he had like his father's 

1403
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,800
ashes and he was, he's been 
placing them in certain spots. 

1404
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,400
But I mean, he made that a 
point, Yeah. 

1405
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,040
But he was just standing there 
in his raincoat on a rainy day. 

1406
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,760
Bluff point in the middle of 
nowhere. 

1407
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,280
I'm like, bro, so are you. 
Yeah. 

1408
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,920
Well, no, he said. 
He, like, emerged out of the 

1409
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,400
woods. 
Yeah, he said. 

1410
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:27,800
It was weird. 
Yeah, so I came up with the 

1411
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,880
bluff point pusher and killing 
Casey came up with the killing 

1412
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,760
lead killer. 
It's. 

1413
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,000
Too, It's too matchy matchy for 
me. 

1414
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,200
The killing lead killer. 
I like the symmetry. 

1415
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:39,720
Imagine being in that situation 
though. 

1416
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,400
Imagine being in that situation 
with that guy where you're just 

1417
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,240
standing at like. 
In this range of a Cliff. 

1418
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,560
And then some guy comes up with 
a. 

1419
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,480
Knife You're on a bluff and the 
guy just like tries to back you.

1420
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,160
And all you have is a rock. 
You. 

1421
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,080
Know you know Well, that 
wouldn't be me, but. 

1422
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,520
Yeah. 
That dude would have been. 

1423
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,280
He would have went on a hunt. 
Swiss cheese. 

1424
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,160
I hope nobody tries to come at 
me today. 

1425
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:02,840
Just go to Bluff Point every day
in the. 

1426
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,360
By yourself? 
Yeah. 

1427
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,760
Oh, there's a guy going around 
terrorizing people at Bluff 

1428
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,640
Point. 
Yeah, let's go for a hike. 

1429
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,480
Let's go for a hike. 
Want to bring the family? 

1430
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,720
Let me go take the dog for a 
walk. 

1431
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:20,040
So we actually know somebody who
knows somebody who discovered 

1432
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,720
the remains in Groton. 
It's insane. 

1433
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,720
I think that person's house is 
like right there, right? 

1434
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,120
Yeah. 
So basically prior to the 

1435
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:32,880
discovery of the remains in 
Groton in the suitcase, the 

1436
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:39,760
person reported that there was a
man because the the the remains 

1437
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,760
were found like kind of like on 
a Stonewall or it. 

1438
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,680
Was very like left, deliberately
left, right, that's what. 

1439
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:52,160
So there was a man who was 
laying down with the suitcase 

1440
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,280
underneath their head. 
They're wearing there was a, a 

1441
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,480
hooded sweatshirt. 
They couldn't see the guy. 

1442
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,880
They couldn't tell who the guy 
was, but they noticed that when 

1443
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,720
they looked out their window, 
there was a guy just laying 

1444
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,960
there with the suitcase resting 
on their under their head. 

1445
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,560
It was like they were like 
taking a nap and they were 

1446
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:13,440
laying there for like 45 minutes
and then the guy just eventually

1447
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,440
just got up and walked away and 
left the suitcase. 

1448
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,040
So the person went out was like,
why did he leave his bag? 

1449
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,640
So he went out to go check the 
bag to see if there was like any

1450
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,000
identification or whatever. 
And that's when they were like, 

1451
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,080
it's a fucking torso. 
Holy shit, yeah, there's no 

1452
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,440
there was no Ring cameras, no 
nothing. 

1453
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,800
I. 
Don't know, I guess that damn, 

1454
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:38,080
but imagine, imagine that just 
seeing the guy, whoever the guy 

1455
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:42,280
was, was comfortable enough to 
just sit there and take a nap on

1456
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,160
a resting resting their head on 
a suitcase. 

1457
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,000
Dude, I'm calling the torso the.
Police around this area are not 

1458
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,640
releasing like no, this we don't
we don't have any evidence that 

1459
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,600
it's dude. 
It's getting a little weird at 

1460
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,400
this point. 
Like the first couple bodies, 

1461
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,960
everybody was like talking about
it. 

1462
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,280
And that's, that's no, but at 
the point now, at this point 

1463
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,080
now. 
Well, some of some of these 

1464
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:05,120
remains that have been recently 
discovered have been there for 

1465
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,320
quite some time, correct? 
You know, like the, I think the 

1466
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:10,600
ones in in killing me, they were
bones. 

1467
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:15,240
Decomposed. 
Yeah, Now this Michelle Romano, 

1468
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,000
the one from Foster, she went 
missing in the fall. 

1469
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,760
Denise Leary went missing in the
fall. 

1470
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
And the other woman? 
I think we have a picture of the

1471
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,840
three Casey. 
Have they done DNA testing on 

1472
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,319
the torso yet? 
Not yet. 

1473
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:32,000
So those are the three. 
So the first one there is Paige 

1474
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,520
Fanning, she's 35. 
The second one in the middle, 

1475
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,920
that's Denise Leary. 
She's the one that was found in 

1476
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,520
New Haven. 
And the last one is Michelle 

1477
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,720
Romano. 
She was the one that was found 

1478
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:48,520
in Foster, so yeah. 
So those are the three ladies 

1479
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,960
there. 
The other ones are have yet to 

1480
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:55,680
be identified, but they do 
believe that the one in Groton, 

1481
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:04,560
the torso had a condition which 
basically I, I don't know how to

1482
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:08,680
politely describe this, but 
basically your body is kind of 

1483
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,880
contorted and deformed. 
I can't remember the name of the

1484
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:18,240
of the disease, but basically 
the person would have been short

1485
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:23,840
in stature with a boxy kind of 
look, like a thick neck, thick 

1486
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,080
shoulder. 
Like that's interesting. 

1487
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:31,880
It it's, it's some sort of a, a 
genetical genetic disease that 

1488
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,200
you that people are born with. 
But basically I'm trying not to 

1489
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,479
be rude here, but like 
deformity, you know, kind of 

1490
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:42,359
like whatever, you know. 
But yeah, so that's what we know

1491
01:09:42,359 --> 01:09:45,160
right now. 
And right now police are saying 

1492
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:49,040
none of these are connected or 
or they're saying that there's 

1493
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,880
not enough information to say 
that they're connected, but I 

1494
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,440
don't know what. 
What do you think? 

1495
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,680
You think? 
I think it's just interesting 

1496
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,400
that we end we took a hiatus 
from criminal AF. 

1497
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,760
And then all this. 
Shit. 

1498
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,320
And then no, no, I'm just, I'm 
just saying, you know what I 

1499
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,640
mean. 
I left Dave alone for a little 

1500
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:09,400
bit of time and all of a sudden 
we haven't checked in on Dave. 

1501
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,160
He's been on opposite. 
We don't know what he's doing on

1502
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,280
his days off. 
There's bodies dropping all over

1503
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,120
the place. 
I've. 

1504
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,200
I've said. 
This. 

1505
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:19,600
I have said this since probably 
episode 2 that if there's 

1506
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:23,240
everybody start dropping finding
around here and it's just 

1507
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,920
coincidence that we took a 
little hiatus from criminal AF. 

1508
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,360
Look what happened. 
I mean, we haven't had a a 

1509
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:33,240
serial killer in a while, yeah. 
I mean, Michael Ross, right, 

1510
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,400
That was. 
Michael Ross was. 

1511
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,120
The only one. 
Right. 

1512
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,960
In the 80s, No, we've had a few,
but yeah, Michael Ross was the 

1513
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,520
latest. 
Yeah, in the 80s. 

1514
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,680
I wonder if it's that that 
clitoris cannibal guy. 

1515
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,280
Clitoris Cann. 
The clitoris cannibal strikes 

1516
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:48,760
again. 
Yeah, we. 

1517
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,560
Got to do it in 1950s like 
newsreel. 

1518
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,160
The clitoris cannibals. 
Thanks again. 

1519
01:10:56,200 --> 01:11:00,840
Rock your doors. 
Protect your kids and wives from

1520
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:04,840
the clitoris, cannibal. 
We might have to do a criminal 

1521
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,480
EF episode if they Oh yeah, if 
they catch a guy if that. 

1522
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,680
Actually goes out. 
Yep. 

1523
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,720
Maybe we can interview some some
of the folks involved in the 

1524
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:12,480
case. 
Yeah. 

1525
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,720
I mean, we, we right here in 
grind, we know. 

1526
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,440
We know some people, yeah. 
I mean, yeah, we, we got direct 

1527
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,920
access to the person who found 
the suitcase. 

1528
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,160
So yeah, yeah, she would you, 
she thinks she'll want to come 

1529
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,200
on and talk about it. 
Or you think probably freaked 

1530
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,640
her out a little bit. 
Probably freaked. 

1531
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,120
Probably freaked. 
I don't know. 

1532
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,560
Especially if they don't know 
who the guy who did it, you 

1533
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:31,280
know? 
Yeah. 

1534
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,800
Like, I don't know if you want 
to come out in public. 

1535
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:38,240
Yeah, show your face and then 
get a visit right one night by a

1536
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,240
guy with a knife. 
From the Bluff Point Butcher 

1537
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,000
from. 
The bluff point. 

1538
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,840
I like the sub sub base. 
The sub base slash. 

1539
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:47,560
Yeah. 
We got a sub bass right there. 

1540
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,840
Yeah, yeah. 
But hey, so we talked about a 

1541
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,880
couple of dark stories here. 
What do we got to sign us off 

1542
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:59,120
here with some upbeat. 
So we can do a little guess the 

1543
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,360
song, OK? 
Yeah, yeah, we did some. 

1544
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,120
We did some killer stuff, yeah. 
Some killer stuff, some animals,

1545
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,360
some animals. 
Your stories I'm. 

1546
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,800
Just. 
Gonna play the music. 

1547
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,720
Pick this up. 
It's gonna. 

1548
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:12,480
Countdown from 10 or whatever. 
Yeah, you're just gonna hear it.

1549
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,880
OK, guess the song. 
I have no idea what what's gonna

1550
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,920
play. 
I'm just pulling this off the 

1551
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,120
Internet. 
OK, ready to go? 

1552
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:22,320
Yep, pretty girl, see ya. 
Don't get chandelier. 

1553
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,840
And when I learn, I can sit 
down. 

1554
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:40,600
Yeah. 123123. 
Thank you, Ariana Grande. 

1555
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,280
Thank you. 
Next. 

1556
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,520
Thank you, Next. 
Thank you Next. 

1557
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,160
Thank you. 
Next. 

1558
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,360
Thank you. 
Next. 

1559
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:49,720
Easy. 
Well. 

1560
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,520
Thank you, Next. 
Thank you. 

1561
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,640
Next. 
Easy. 

1562
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,840
Oh shit, a bad guy, Billy 
Eilish. 

1563
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,880
I'm a bad yeah bad girl bad guy,
bad guy bad. 

1564
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,360
Guy, bad guy. 
Bad guy? 

1565
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:06,720
Yeah. 
From. 

1566
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:13,360
That type I seduce you. 
That type I'm the bad guy. 

1567
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:17,160
Duh, duh. 
We should do a different job or 

1568
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:18,560
make that too. 
Like all different. 

1569
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:29,040
The fuck is this? 
I don't have no idea what this. 

1570
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:33,520
Oh shit, OK. 
Yeah. 

1571
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:38,280
Throw me off a little bit. 
Who brought this mother? 

1572
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:44,240
Is this an ad? 
No, this is the song 4 seconds. 

1573
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:52,040
Sounds. 
Like. 

1574
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,760
One Direction. 
Weren't you a fan in One 

1575
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,560
Direction? 
Yeah. 

1576
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,800
Yeah, You Casey. 
Casey Moore. 

1577
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:16,880
Yeah. 
He's. 

1578
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:23,040
A big guy. 
Oh yeah, Lady Gaga. 

1579
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:27,640
Shallow and the other dude, Brad
Valley Cooper. 

1580
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:47,120
Katy Perry. 
The fuck is it is. 

1581
01:14:47,280 --> 01:15:00,120
That lonely Justin Bieber. 
This song is actually from her 

1582
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:19,520
to her younger self. 
Price. 

1583
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:24,160
Oops, Old Town Rd. 
Old Town Rd. is. 

1584
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:30,560
It I. 
Suck this Dick on the old. 

1585
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:40,360
Town Road Billy Ray Cyrus. 
All the conservatives changing 

1586
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:46,880
their idea once they found it. 
Wait, I don't like that. 

1587
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:49,880
Rihanna, yeah. 
Shine bright like a diamond, 

1588
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,880
Rihanna. 
Shine bright like a diamond. 

1589
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:59,040
Like diamonds in the sky. 
Shine bright like a diamond. 

1590
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,320
Shine bright like a diamond. 
Oh, happy. 

1591
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,400
Crazy what? 
I'm. 

1592
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:04,120
About. 
To. 

1593
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,160
Say Neptunes. 
What's that? 

1594
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:10,040
No Pharrell. 
Pharrell, right? 

1595
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,000
You are so. 
We're all happy. 

1596
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:25,480
Is. 
This your boy? 

1597
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,000
Oh, Gangnam Style. 
Oh, is it? 

1598
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:49,080
Yeah. 
Sigh, right. 

1599
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:50,240
That's right. 
Sigh. 

1600
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:54,640
Yeah. 
He's actually fucking huge in 

1601
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,520
Korea. 
Gangnam Style. 

1602
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,520
He's like a billionaire. 
Yeah. 

1603
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:09,600
Oh. 
Yeah. 

1604
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:22,760
That'll be great, Lizzo. 
Yeah, she got. 

1605
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:28,480
I've got this family just like I
got this dude. 

1606
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:32,640
Anybody who hasn't seen trolls 
used to go watch that for kids 

1607
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:45,800
who's awesome love. 
Oh shit. 

1608
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,640
Greetings loved ones. 
Katy Perry, let's take a 

1609
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:15,040
journey. 
She's with the space. 

1610
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:32,120
Girl squad takes off. 
She just went to space. 

1611
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:42,160
She was up there for 15 seconds.
We're doing so much for women. 

1612
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:50,600
Women. 
Oh shit, Cardi B. 

1613
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:57,560
Cardi B, the best part is she 
went up there and then some back

1614
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,080
in front of a camera and was 
like blowing like bubbles. 

1615
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,720
Look out the window. 
That's all she wrote. 

1616
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:08,000
That's it, That's it. 
All right. 

1617
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:14,040
Well, that'll that'll wrap that 
up for episode 2, the second 

1618
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,800
episode by. 
Chatsui. 

1619
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:21,480
Sui, sui. 
All right, signing off. 

1620
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,640
I'm Dave Jarry. 
I'm Garrett Gorder. 

1621
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:28,360
And I'm Casey. 
We need a camera for this 

1622
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,360
fucking guy. 
A little fucking guy. 

1623
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,600
Give. 
Us a little bit of energy. 

1624
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:34,440
Let's do this again, alright? 
Signing like it's like a like a 

1625
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:39,880
2010 YouTube, Yeah, signing out 
guys from Studio Chloroform. 

1626
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,320
Signing off, I'm Dave Jarry. 
I'm. 

1627
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,080
Garrett Quarter, I'm KC Moore. 
Hey. 

1628
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,680
We gotta here. 
Stay to till next time. 

1629
01:19:50,320 --> 01:20:15,640
See you. 
The.

