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What was it? 
Where was I at? 

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I'm scared. 
Where were we at? 

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I want to go home. 
Where were we at? 

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I. 
Don't know I'm. 

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Scared I can't remember. 
Everything before this erased 

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from my memory. 
Where were we at? 

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At least I was making a good. 
Point We were in a groove. 

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I'm in a trauma response right 
now. 

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What's good, all you fuckers out
there, I'm Dave Jarry. 

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Garry Porter. 
I'm Casey Moore. 

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And welcome to another episode 
of Chat Suey. 

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Before we get into all the 
fuckery today, let's go over a 

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couple things regarding Chat 
Suey. 

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What do we do here at Chat Suey?
Well, we talk about anything and

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everything and how I once fucked
this doll back here named 

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Vanessa who sits right between 
Garrett and I know. 

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And oftentimes these 
conversations will include a lot

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of cussing, vulgarity, sexual 
innuendos. 

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But not from Casey. 
Cause Casey's a good boy. 

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He's a good boy. 
Thanks. 

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Nope. 
So if any of this. 

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We're gonna break him 
eventually. 

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Yeah, we'll get him down. 
So if any of this offends you 

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then that's a you problem. 
But if this is your vibe, we 

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brought it back. 
We're bringing it back, baby. 

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less than the delicious cherry 
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which didn't take me 20 minutes 
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around. 
So thank you for. 

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Bringing me a cinnamon Dolce 
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Yeah, he calls me in here. 
You can also click on the 

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questions, as well as your 
confessions. 

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Oh, wait a minute. 
Who's that? 

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Perfect timing. 
Oh no. 

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I think, I think Father Ojari is
here right now. 

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Ojari yes. 
Should we go into a 

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confessional? 
I think we should Confessions. 

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Hello my children. 
Here's over here, Mike. 

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Hello my children. 
We have to hear the confession. 

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Oh sorry, so my falling apart 
here. 

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Far. 
Oh, by the way, Father Ojari, I 

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just want to I'm surprised you 
were able to make it. 

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I know the all the buzz around 
does. 

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If you hope. 
I'm surprised you're not over in

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Italy. 
I'm surprised. 

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You're not at the Vatican. 
Yeah, I I did. 

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I took a red eye 'cause I knew 
you. 

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I found out you guys were 
recording today. 

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So I, you know we can't man. 
I'll, I'll fly back in a minute.

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I heard you're the one of the 
top candidates. 

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I'm one of the top 10. 
Yeah, yeah, 1 of the time. 

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I didn't. 
It's quite the. 

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Honor I. 
Didn't realize I hadn't made 

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Cardinal yet, but. 
Yeah, it was right before he 

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passed. 
He, I heard he. 

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He, he gave me the cardinalship.
OK, good. 

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All right, So welcome to 
Confessions with Father Ojary. 

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In today's confession, we are 
getting a story from a young man

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who kind of told a little lie to
Yep, he's a Sinner to make 

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himself a little bit better feel
better about himself. 

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But anyway, so in today's 
confession he writes, I faked 

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knowing astrology to get laid. 
And now I run a full time moon 

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newsletter. 
So let's hear this story. 

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So I met this girl at a 
bookstore and she asked me what 

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what? 
What are my signs? 

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And he panicked and he's like he
he struggled to find the answer.

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And the only thing that I could 
think of saying, he says was 

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Cancer rising, Pisces moon, 
emotionally hydrated, whatever 

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the. 
Crazy that you could even pull 

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that out of your ass. 
Whatever the fuck that means. 

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So I I waited anxiously to see 
her reaction. 

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She looked at me as if I had 
just read her soul. 

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Were. 
Long story short, we fucked. 

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Jesus damn. 
That easy. 

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Hmm, good thing we're in 
confession. 

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Problem is, other than lying of 
course, is that she told all of 

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her friends and now I've somehow
become the emotionally intuitive

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guy who knows your Venus 
placement. 

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Oh God, you don't. 
Know he's one of those guys. 

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Since then, I've read enough 
birth charts to qualify for a 

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fake PHDI have a weekly 
newsletter. 

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I have a e-mail list. 
I once told a Co worker that my 

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Mercury was in Gatorade just to 
buy myself a meeting extension. 

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My Mercury was in Gatorade, all 
right. 

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Now I give people spiritual 
guidance at brunch. 

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And worst of all, I think I 
believe in this shit now. 

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Oh no, that's the that's 
probably the worst thing out of 

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everything. 
I know so who you? 

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You must have had some sort of 
like knowledge in the astrology 

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to even couple up with a 
bullshit fucking answer like 

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that, right? 
I think meme culture alone could

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give you enough to say some shit
like your Scorpio Pisces moon 

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rising like it's not. 
That's not too far off of like, 

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I don't know. 
What is hilarious is that this 

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guy kept up a cover for years to
get some pussy that he now knows

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probably more than the average 
person on theology. 

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Right. 
He probably just wanted to hit 

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and quit, but since the girl 
went off and told everybody 

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about it, now he's got to keep 
up this farce. 

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This goes to show you though you
can learn anything on YouTube. 

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You can do anything. 
So here's a question, all right?

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Has there been anything that you
have lied about in order to get 

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a piece of ass? 
To get a piece of ass. 

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Or whatever. 
I don't know, just just to kind 

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of benefit yourself. 
Never to, never to get, never to

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get some, some buns. 
No, no buns. 

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To get a job to. 
Get a job. 

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Oh yeah dude, my resume is. 
You lied to get a job. 

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No, my resume is just fluffed 
up, you know what I mean? 

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Just like. 
Everybody. 

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Well, how did you fluff up your 
resume? 

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How did you fluff up your 
resume? 

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I don't know, you know what I 
mean? 

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Like I for. 
Years of experience. 

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Yeah, your years of experience 
your your piece there. 

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Like if what? 
My mustache. 

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Yeah, the mustache is. 
Yeah, I think it's I think the 

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mustache is done okay. 
Imagine how bad the things gonna

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smell by episode 10. 
It's. 

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Already got a little? 
Yeah, you know how you you, you 

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make it you so like. 
Yeah, like when you when. 

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You're like, you could say you 
worked at McDonald's, right? 

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You worked at the front cashier.
It's like people management 

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skills and you just, you just 
and set everything up. 

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Yeah, instead of being like the 
drive through window guy, you're

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the, you're the, yeah, you know,
subject matter service 

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technician, engineer. 
Yeah. 

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In your your fluent and capable 
in PCs systems like you name the

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the program that you used and 
like you just yeah, that's how 

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you have to fluff them. 
All right, so I will say that. 

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Never to get buns though. 
That's my answer. 

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I've never. 
Never. 

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So my answer is, I once told 
people that I went to what? 

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A masseuse school? 
What is that? 

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Yeah. 
Is that what it's called? 

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Massage. 
Therapy. 

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Massage. 
Yeah. 

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Massage massage school. 
Yeah, it's just not believable 

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that way. 
Yeah, I went to massage school. 

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Let me touch you in places. 
Dude, that's the creepy If 

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you're gonna sit here and tell 
me that you gave a girl a 

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massage by Oh, that is so. 
Weird. 100% Yep and it's 

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actually worked a few times so 
go fuck yourself. 

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Oh man, Yep. 
You have the hands of a 

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masseuse, Yeah. 
Yeah, so it it's worked a few 

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times, you know, just in 
conversation, like, oh, you 

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know, what did you do when you 
were younger or were what did 

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you go to school for? 
I went to massage therapy 

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school. 
Oh, oh, you know how to give 

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massages. 
I'm like, yeah, what do you want

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One? 
She's like, OK. 

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Was it, was it good? 
Did they enjoy it after? 

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Did you get 5 stars? 
They said they didn't. 

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I don't know. 
I see. 

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I was, I don't, I think I've, if
I was in the dating pool for 

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longer, I probably would have, 
I'd have a better story. 

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I just got taken off the market 
at a fairly relatively. 

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Yeah, I think I've, if I got in,
if I was dating late into my 

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20s, I, yeah, I would. 
I'd have probably have some 

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stories. 
You'd be good at it too, because

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you have, like, the confidence 
to pull it off, yeah. 

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We always joke about that, that 
like I could, somebody could 

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come in and say like catch me 
doing something and I can make 

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up a ridiculous. 
'Cause even if the girl like 

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catches you in the lie, yeah, 
you just you would twist it to 

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make it believable again. 
Flip it, flip it completely. 

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That's why. 
I mean, we always joke around 

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there. 
Psychopathic. 

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You're a fucking gas later. 
Ohh yeah. 100% no, no, you know 

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you are. 
You are. 

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Yeah, you are. 
You're a gas later, so I'm not 

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going to name a I'm not going to
say what this specific situation

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is, but I actually called you 
out on something one time and 

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you and you were like totally 
trying to gaslight me. 

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Like it was like me that I was. 
That was crazy for thinking what

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I was. 
Saying well, say it now, say it 

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now. 
When I when I confident 

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confidentiality, whatever I told
you in confidence. 

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, I was the 
gaslighting. 

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A certain situation. 
And we can't talk about that on 

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this podcast, and you're gonna 
have to add it that way. 

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And then you went and told 
people at work, trustworthy 

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people, I'd call trustworthy 
people. 

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Well, I thought it was 
trustworthy people. 

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That was my story to tell. 
You're right. 

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So anyway, so I call him up at 
where he where he was and I'm 

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like bro, are you telling me I 
never said anything? 

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Not to the people that were 
saying that they knew. 

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That's not gaslighting though, 
by the way. 

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No, you made me feel like I was 
crazy for asking you that. 

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No, because you. 
No. 

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Yeah, not enough context I 
think. 

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Not enough context. 
Yeah, you can't. 

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You can't have. 
Alright so so I have a 

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particular kink. 
I have a particular kink and I 

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was out on a date and I told 
this person, 'cause we're 

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talking about kinks. 
I told this person the kink and 

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the next thing you know, I'm a 
narcissist and I'm a fucking 

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freak and I told Garrett I'm 
like, if you're in an open 

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conversation, how are if you're 
telling me you're kink, how are 

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you going to kink shame me, 
right For her? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
How are you going to kink shame 

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me 'cause? 
Her for kink was just as weird. 

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Yeah, so and I told Garrett and 
then Garrett told people I work.

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No, I told one person. 
OK. 

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One person somehow that jumped 
to two other people and 

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definitely not the two people 
that told you, asked you about 

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it and that there's this is not 
a good enough context because 

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the person. 
More context. 

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No, the person that we told, the
person that I told is considered

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to me one of the most trust, the
more trustworthy. 

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But the problem is he likes to 
talk and he gets excited. 

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Yeah. 
Anyways, Garry's a gas later and

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if you were in the market for 
longer than you were, you would 

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100% have a lot of people in 
therapy right now. 

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No, no, no. 
You definitely would you. 

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Would have therapy now you're 
going to make me sound like a 

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horrible person. 
Not therapy. 

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I just would have lied to get 
some buns. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, I do. 

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You think you would have like 
multiple stories going on where 

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you have like multiple 
characters with? 

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I'm told like I worry about 
that. 

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It's probably a good thing. 
It's probably. 

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Do have the sociopathic 
tendency? 

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It's probably a good thing you 
got pulled out of it early 

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because you could have harmed a 
lot of people. 

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That's. 
What I'm saying? 

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 
You don't think guys are making 

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me sound like Joe from fucking? 
What's that? 

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What's the show you? 
You don't, you know that messes 

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people up, you know? 
Yeah, I'm glad. 

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I'm glad Kelly snatched you up 
when you. 

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Snatched me up now that I'm just
locked and. 

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Grounded you and. 
It'll be. 

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Kept you out of trouble A. 
Lot more people. 

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It definitely kept me out of 
trouble for sure. 

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All right, So, yeah, so I said I
was a masseuse, which is 

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probably. 
I mean, here I am, I'm 

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criticizing you. 
I'm kind of a. 

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Hypocrite. 
Yeah. 

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I'm kind of a hypocrite because 
I'm telling people that I'm 

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something. 
To physically touch their body 

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to physically. 
Touch their bodies. 

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To physically touch it. 
I mean, not me, not me, Dave. 

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Oh yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, father of. 

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Father of Jerry would never do. 
That no, never, never. 

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He does it for those kids. 
Shut the fuck up. 

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All right, this is going 
downhill. 

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Very fucking all right. 
So let us know in the comments, 

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Spotify, wherever you can, let 
us know. 

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Is there something that you lied
about that so you could get 

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something that you wanted? 
I later on in the story, like 

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maybe in the next episode we'll 
save it or for the Patreon, 

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we'll talk about the actual kink
that you got. 

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There is one on there is there 
is a story. 

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Listen, there's a story on 
Reddit that somebody has a 

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similar similar thing. 
We don't cut kink shape. 

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No, not here on Chatsui for 
sure. 

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Chatsui. 
All right, what do we got coming

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up next? 
We got a little mail call. 

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Yeah, we could do some mail 
call. 

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All right, mail call, mail call.
Hey, welcome to mail call. 

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This is This is a. 
High functioning high end 

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podcast dude. 
Odd. 

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Point Listen, I'm. 
Telling you marble floors, the 

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fucking top studio we got, our 
producer has 17 computers behind

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them. 
Oh yeah. 

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God, everything is just 
automatic. 

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Clockwork. 
God, yeah, works great. 

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Yeah. 
Alright, so welcome to Mail 

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Call. 
You know the rules for Mail 

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Call. 
You send in your questions and 

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we answer them honestly and 
truthfully. 

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No secrets allowed. 
Could be anything you want to 

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ask. 
Rapid fire questions, personal 

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questions. 
What are our deepest darkest 

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thoughts? 
Our hopes and dreams? 

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And is having a sex with a 
silicone silicone doll close to 

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the real thing? 
So it's not it's closest, it's a

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close second without the awl. 
You only you only go for two 

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minutes. 
You know, you don't hear none of

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that shit. 
So nothing is awful limits. 

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So. 
Oh man, what? 

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So what do we have this week, 
Casey? 

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All right. 
Well, we got a few mail call 

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questions. 
All right, let's see. 

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Let's see what you guys your 
take on this OK Fire Lord ruler 

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over flames 86 there's. 
No way. 

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There's no way that's real. 
That's someone trolling. 

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Well, they write. 
World of War. 

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World of Warcraft is my first 
love. 

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That's from yesterday. 
That's you. 

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That's it's got nothing to do 
with me. 

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You were making fun of us in fun
of it last episode, though. 

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You were. 
I know. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, this is your question. 

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No, I think it'll be for both of
you. 

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OK, World of Warcraft is my 
first love, but when I'm taking 

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a pause from what I consider my 
real life, I love to look for 

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and take in some podcasts, 
especially new ones that pop up.

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I stumbled upon this podcast 
Chatsui and when I heard that 

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Garrett is a fellow Wow player. 
Dude, it's a, it's a 

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brotherhood. 
It kind of gave me courage to 

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want to send in a mail call 
question. 

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Oh, very nice. 
To be honest, I'm seeking advice

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more than anything. 
You see, I am a heterosexual 

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male. 
What the fuck? 

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Where's this going? 
Where's this going? 

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I'm a heterosexual male and I'm 
going out on my first date with 

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a biological female. 
What? 

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Why is Why are they using 
pronouns and shit? 

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Probably like fucking 19, who 
knows. 

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Good. 
To be honest, I'm not really 

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looking forward to this date as 
I much prefer my computer, but I

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am basically being forced to go 
out with this girl because our 

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mothers are best friends anyway 
me and this girl have. 

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I was going to say this is this 
is insane. 

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Go ahead. 
Me and this girl have nothing in

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common and I have no idea what 
to do. 

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I feel like this is going to be 
a waste of time for both of us. 

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Garrett, I don't know how you 
managed to procreate or why. 

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No shit, no shit. 
Why you would have as I imagine 

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it cuts into your wow time. 
Anyways, can you guys give me 

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some advice to get out of this 
so it won't set up my mother or?

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Get out of it is hilarious bro. 
Maybe just not playing World of 

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Warcraft to get on that fucking 
go to that date. 

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Or if you think I should go out 
with this girl. 

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And if I do take this girl out, 
what what should I do with her? 

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Bro that is fucking amazing. 
First off, can I just say I was 

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right? 
If you play World of Warcraft, 

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you have a very difficult time 
fucking getting laid. 

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It's not true. 
Not true. 

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Wow. 
It's been around for a long 

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time. 
We were, we were kids when it 

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when it started. 
And now it's just it's gone to 

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the point where 20 years later 
people are still playing it. 

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Yeah, dude, you need to go on 
that fucking date. 

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It's like, I don't know what to 
tell you. 

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Figured go as long as it's not a
sit down dinner date. 

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What do you mean? 
Sit down dinner date for a guy 

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like that is like obviously he's
a in cell introverted kid. 

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You know what I mean? 
You can't be like you throw that

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kind of kid into a like a sit 
down conversation dinner. 

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That's going to be a nightmare. 
Do something, go for a walk, go 

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to play mini golf, do like 
something active where you can 

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walk and talk and and actually 
have an activity to play a paint

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and sip. 
Great. 

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I don't even know if the kids 
old enough to turn off doesn't 

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sound like he's. 
A I swear to God if he is under 

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the age of 30 I'm going to 
fucking. 

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Yeah, he's gotta be, huh? 
He's gotta be under the age of 

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30. 
No, I mean what I'm saying is if

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he's older than that, like 
that's. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You know, there's some people 

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are she's friends with my it's 
it's not just World of Warcraft.

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I think video games in general 
creates that culture. 

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Yeah. 
Like if you get sucked into it, 

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wow, it just happens because you
get a like, it's just there's so

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much you like, you gotta keep 
playing to to progress. 

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Plus it's fair. 
There's a social aspect. 

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So you you make friends. 
You make. 

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 
You don't make friends. 

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Do people get married and like 
from World of Warcraft? 

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I know people who have legit 
have kids and family started 

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from that game. 
It's crazy. 

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So they have just one huge 
family of fucking nerds. 

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No, well, that's the problem. 
You can't have two people 

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playing in your family because 
then nothing gets done like. 

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Not even fucking. 
As far as me, I was a good 

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balance of both. 
Like I still played sports, I 

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still did things outside of just
play video games. 

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So it was a little different. 
Well. 

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You and you and you had your 
your top tier break dancing 

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dance team. 
I did. 

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I did dance with your. 
You can look that video. 

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You can look that video up with.
Your Cat in the Hat, Doctor 

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Seuss. 
Thank you for editing that in 

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there, by the way. 
Listen, I was a theater kid, OK?

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I was a theater kid. 
I wanted my whole goal. 

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I think we did. 
We talk about this. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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My whole goal is to get on 
Disney Channel. 

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Yeah, Disney. 
So you took theater to be on 

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Disney? 
Yeah, but that was before high 

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school. 
Listen, everything changed when 

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I started smoking weed. 
Like 9th grade I started 

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skateboarding, Yeah, started 
smoking weed and. 

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I was still playing World of. 
Warcraft Oh yeah, still played 

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Wow, sure that that never 
changed like, but then I just 

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completely I didn't do any 
anything else. 

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I thought everything was like, 
you know, you try to be that 

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that cool. 
Nah man, I don't want to play 

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you, just you drop. 
Everything but deep down you 

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missed your. 
True love I missed it. 

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I missed my true love were. 
You thinking about it? 

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Oh, you're. 
Smoking weed and being cool. 

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That I wanted to. 
Act you really wanted to be and.

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I wanted to be on you. 
Want to break out in a fucking 

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show tune? 
No. 

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Theater's fun, dude. 
Listen, I don't. 

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I won't take the theater 
slander, all right? 

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There's a lot of theater kids 
out there. 

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There's a lot of theater. 
Kids out there, I did theater. 

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I did theater in high school, 
yeah. 

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The difference between you and I
is I had no hopes or aspirations

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to be on Disney Channel. 
Well, I didn't want to do 

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theater. 
It was just that was the. 

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That's the logical step to try 
to get right on to. 

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I did theater. 
Because you were trying to get 

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laid. 
A bunch of fucking hot girls. 

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Hot girls. 
I took no my theater. 

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Some of them, some are good. 
Looking at my theater, yeah. 

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They got a little, they got like
horse girl energy, You know what

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00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,520
I mean? 
Theater girls and horse girls 

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are like very similar in like 
different realm. 

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00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,560
But we're about to get flamed 
for that one. 

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00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,520
Yeah. 
But as far wait, like back to 

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the question, 'cause we're we're
rambling. 

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00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,880
Yeah, dude, go on that date. 
Definitely cause if. 

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You missed this one. 
The next one's probably never 

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coming. 
And then, and I highly recommend

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not a dinner date. 
Do something else. 

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Does that make sense? 
You know what I'm trying to say,

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A dinner date is very stressful 
for someone who's not, who can't

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00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:01,800
keep up a conversation or can't 
talk or or have things to say, 

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00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800
especially your first time. 
Yeah, you want to do some sort 

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00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,640
of activity 'cause then the 
activity dominates the time. 

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00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,400
You'll end up like that kid on 
the new season of Love on the 

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Spectrum with the headphones 
hiding. 

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Underneath the table hiding. 
But yeah, poor guy, all right? 

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00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,880
Yeah, do it. 
Get off of it. 

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00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,640
Go touch grass, buddy. 
Yeah, go outside. 

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00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,480
Yep. 
You can't play Wow forever. 

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00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,600
It's not a real world and they 
aren't your real friends. 

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00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,840
They need real life. 
They. 

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Need real going? 
To a wedding with Wow players. 

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00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,360
You need real life experiences. 
That's listen to buddy. 

450
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,680
Don't don't let him talk down to
you. 

451
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,520
I know all. 
Right. 

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00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,600
What else we next question? 
That was an insane question. 

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00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,240
That was whoever that was. 
Fire Lord is hilarious. 

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00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,200
It's better than Sir Garfunkel. 
Oh, and for all my Wow friends, 

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I'm rating MC on hardcore on 
Sunday next Sunday so. 

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Go ahead, whatever that means. 
I'm, I'm talking to the Fire 

457
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,680
Lord, fucking whatever his name 
is. 

458
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,920
Yeah, maybe he'll TuneIn. 
And he'll TuneIn let you know 

459
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,160
how. 
Early got a new fake best friend

460
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:13,760
on the fucking wherever. 
Yeah, in the world of the 

461
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,640
Warcraft. 
Slide me the Battle.net buddy. 

462
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,440
Message me on Hey Fire Lord 
Storm, send him a fucking friend

463
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,360
request. 
What's your name? 

464
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,000
Me, yeah, Crack and wagon crack 
and. 

465
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,600
Wagon, I'm not. 
Kidding, That's really my thing.

466
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,800
That's your thing about the. 
World crack and wagon all. 

467
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,320
Right, so all the girls, all the
nerds out there that can't get 

468
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,640
any girls, Crack and wagon. 
Crack and wagon. 

469
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,320
All right, what else we got? 
All right, next question. 

470
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, you're George McFly, 
right? 

471
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,200
How old, George? 
Dude, there's. 

472
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,160
Keep going. 
Well, that's like that's anyway.

473
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,200
That's no, it's funny. 
That's the name that's. 

474
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,200
You're that's the name. 
You're George McFly, OK. 

475
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,280
Iconic moment and Back to the 
Future. 

476
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,120
Yeah, I got it. 
I get it. 

477
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,640
Yeah. 
How old is too old to go to 

478
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,440
Disney? 
Oh, don't actually I'm. 

479
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,440
About to make people piss. 
How old is too old to go to 

480
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,360
Disney World? 
My family and friends are upset 

481
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,480
with me because I'm a single guy
while into my 30s and I still go

482
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,920
to Disney every year. 
Oh my God. 

483
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,640
For one week out of the year I 
can escape this gloom and doom 

484
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,800
world of ours and just lose 
myself in the magic and wonder 

485
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,720
that is Disney World. 
There's no better feeling for me

486
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,160
than to enter the that park and 
set my 10 year old self free to 

487
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,840
run wild all over the park. 
What in the Michael Jackson is 

488
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,320
going? 
On. 

489
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,160
Please tell my friends and 
family they are wrong and that 

490
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,920
there is no age limit on what 
makes you happy. 

491
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,960
And have you guys ever been to 
Disney World and if so, what's 

492
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,440
your favorite parks, rides and 
characters? 

493
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,320
Oh. 
Actually I like this part. 

494
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,320
Mine are magic Kingdom, it's a 
small world and Peter band. 

495
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,400
Shut up, he's trolling. 
That's a troll. 

496
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,920
So. 
We're the bro. 

497
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,200
Age unhappiness. 
I'm going to be, can I, can I 

498
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,600
start this off Dave, please? 
Thank you. 

499
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,440
First off, a grown man going to 
Disney by himself, That's a red 

500
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,920
flag. 
Get him the fuck out of the 

501
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,920
park. 
I don't care what you just say. 

502
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,440
How old? 
Depending on if you have kids. 

503
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,880
If you have kids, magic. 
Ageless. 

504
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,400
I'll even let you go if you're a
couple, but Disney adults are 

505
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,240
fucking weird. 
I don't care what anyone says, 

506
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,600
it's weird. 
I don't shame anyone for 

507
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,680
enjoying certain things. 
If you enjoy Disney, enjoy 

508
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,520
Disney. 
Like the people who, like, are 

509
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,280
obsessed with Christmas and 
start putting their Christmas 

510
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,840
decorations up after Halloween. 
It's my wife, you know? 

511
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,640
Like, it hasn't even been 
Thanksgiving yet. 

512
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,800
Like a lot of people, like, oh 
me, we haven't even had Turkey 

513
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,400
yet. 
We get your Christmas stuff, you

514
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,760
know. 
What I mean, those people kind 

515
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,400
of suck. 
Whatever. 

516
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,120
If you want to celebrate 
Christmas early, celebrate. 

517
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:53,120
You know, I don't really care. 
Me personally, I don't care for 

518
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,080
Disney in the least. 
I brought the kids. 

519
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,320
We used to go every couple of 
years, down to Disney, down to 

520
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,080
Orlando. 
Did you go as kit as a kid? 

521
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,480
No. 
I your parents haven't brought 

522
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,320
you how? 
How long have we known each 

523
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,120
other? 
I know. 

524
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,880
I'm just don't remember. 
I know it was like you were like

525
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,480
the lake vacation, right? 
I had government cheese. 

526
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,320
That's true. 
We didn't do fucking, we went 

527
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,440
camping at the fucking local. 
Camp, though maybe that's why 

528
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,480
you were like, I don't really 
care because you never had the 

529
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,160
magic when you were a kid. 
You always brought. 

530
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,720
You saw you saw it through your 
children's eyes. 

531
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,600
A lot of these people, I think 
like, hold on to that core 

532
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,920
memory. 
It's nostalgic. 

533
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:35,520
Yeah, yeah. 
So I mean, if we're saying that.

534
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,480
So the local campground should 
hold some nostalgia. 

535
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,800
Yeah, dude, Yeah. 
You wanna go camping? 

536
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,280
You wanna I kinda wanna go 
camping? 

537
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,240
I fucking hate camping. 
I just wanna know what 

538
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,520
government cheese tastes like. 
It's the best. 

539
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,200
The best? 
The best cheese ever? 

540
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,880
How do you know? 
Because it's the shit cheese, 

541
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,480
and I love shit cheese. 
Nope, it was great cheese. 

542
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,040
It's I'm just. 
Like of a of a of a really 

543
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,080
sharp, sharp cheddar. 
I love sharp cheddar. 

544
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,320
Yes, yeah, that's that's 
basically what it was made the 

545
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,720
best grilled cheeses. 
For sure. 

546
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,640
I'm glad. 
Cheddar wouldn't be. 

547
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,560
I'm glad to hear that the 
government is taking care of our

548
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,280
people. 
That was back. 

549
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,200
No, that was back then. 
Now they give you a fucking 

550
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,120
debit card or. 
Whatever. 

551
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,000
Yeah, you get the EBT, you can 
just use it for. 

552
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,080
We actually got a big block. 
It's like, I'm not even kidding.

553
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,280
It was like a about the size of 
a loaf of bread. 

554
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,520
Just a block of fucking cheese. 
We got the powdered milk and 

555
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,760
what else did we get? 
We got some other stuff, but I 

556
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,320
remember none of us kids, there 
was five of us, none of us kids 

557
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,160
loved the powered powdered milk.
So my mom would fool like try to

558
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,520
trick us. 
Like she would go out and 

559
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,560
actually buy a jug of like real 
milk. 

560
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,160
And once that jug was empty, she
would fill it then with the 

561
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,200
powdered milk to make us think 
that it was actually real milk. 

562
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,000
But there's no comparison. 
Yeah, you take a sip. 

563
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,880
It's like water. 
It's like is this? 

564
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,560
It's basically white water. 
That's all it was. 

565
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,160
What is it? 
Just like condensed milk powder?

566
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,680
Just put it in. 
You just mix it in, shake it up,

567
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,600
you know, But the cheese, the 
cheese was great. 

568
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,160
That's what. 
See, that's nostalgic for me. 

569
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,000
You know what? 
I. 

570
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,920
Mean government cheese. 
The government cheese, living 

571
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,720
bare bones, you know, hand me 
down clothes for my brothers. 

572
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,880
I never had like really had new 
new clothes. 

573
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,760
And look at this guy now. 
Brand new Jeep outside. 

574
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,720
Yeah, the fucking. 
Maybe that's. 

575
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,560
Why the line? 
Yeah. 

576
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,800
Maybe that's why I spend so much
fucking money. 

577
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
I'm like, maybe that's what it 
is. 

578
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,000
Maybe that's what the Disney 
people are. 

579
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,960
Yeah, you know, maybe they just 
love spending fucking $87.00 for

580
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,600
a fucking cheeseburger. 
It's yeah, it's pretty. 

581
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,800
Right around. 
That's pretty crazy. 

582
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,120
It is. 
We did The last time he went it 

583
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,840
was for a family of four for 
four days. 

584
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,800
All four parks $8000. 
You went to all four parks? 

585
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,640
Yeah. 8 grand. 8 grand. 
Wow. 

586
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,680
For and that's what I mean, we 
stayed on site. 

587
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,800
We did it, we did it. 
We didn't. 

588
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,040
We didn't try to like budget. 
It was. 

589
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,440
You didn't. 
You didn't hold Princess. 

590
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,920
No. 
Cinderella for. 

591
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,840
That it was too old for that. 
But no, I mean you. 

592
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,360
You did. 
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

593
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,320
It's called the fuck. 
I forgot the name of it. 

594
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,600
Oh, wait. 
We had to go back though, 

595
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,440
because I we got to go back to 
what the question was. 

596
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,040
It was what? 
What was it? 

597
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,920
What? 
Was it what park is your 

598
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,080
favorite? 
What character ride characters? 

599
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,480
Riding character. 
Yeah, so. 

600
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,800
I'm So you're saying that he's 
too old to be gone? 

601
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,960
Yes, that's weird. 
Yeah, a grown man going by 

602
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,120
himself to Disney World is. 
That's a red flag, and I don't. 

603
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,520
Enjoy, you're saying? 
Well, mine's two-part. 

604
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,960
Yeah, it's OK that you like 
Disney. 

605
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,480
By all means, go go watch 
Frozen. 

606
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,160
How many however fucking times 
you want to watch it going to 

607
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,000
the park by yourself? 
You got some petal vibe. 

608
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,400
Unless, unless there's a, 
there's a caveat here, unless 

609
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,720
he's a little acoustic. 
Oh yeah, that's true. 

610
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,960
You know what I mean? 
There's like that's different. 

611
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,160
There's the adults that. 
I think if his family's freaking

612
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,600
out about it and his friends, 
they're probably, it's probably 

613
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,280
not. 
He's probably not. 

614
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,040
That's true. 
That's true. 

615
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,600
I forgot about that. 
If he's like David from Love on 

616
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,720
the Spectrum, I don't know why. 
I've just finished Love on the 

617
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,080
Spectrum. 
So that's all my references are 

618
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,720
Love on the Spectrum. 
But if he's like David from Love

619
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,760
on the Spectrum, then there's no
problem. 

620
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Go ahead, go to Disney all you 
want, but a grown man who like, 

621
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,480
works a job and just no, that's 
weird. 

622
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,640
He's probably like some 
executive, you know? 

623
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,400
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

624
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,640
So what's your OK, Jerry? 
What's your favorite? 

625
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,920
Well. 
I've only. 

626
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,600
Like riding character. 
I've only been to Magic Kingdom.

627
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,920
OK, so this should be easy for 
you. 

628
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,000
Right. 
Pretty narrow dude. 

629
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,160
There's no way. 
Even when you took the kids. 

630
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,600
Yes. 
Oh, they were young. 

631
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,240
Young. 
Yeah. 

632
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,560
When you went. 
Oh, OK, that makes sense. 

633
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,720
Then there's no point in don't 
bringing. 

634
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,440
Young kids but I've gone like 5 
times all to United Magic 

635
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,000
Kingdom. 
OK, right what? 

636
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,640
What is? 
What's your magic Kingdom choice

637
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,000
then? 
Well, they don't have it 

638
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,080
anymore. 
What is it? 

639
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,080
Splash Mount Space Mountain. 
Space Mountain. 

640
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,720
Still there is it? 
I thought they converted it. 

641
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,240
Oh no, was it Splash Mountain? 
Splash Mountain is it was still 

642
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,720
there. 
It's it's, it's the same ride. 

643
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,120
It's just updated. 
It's called Tiana Tiana's. 

644
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:02,840
Oh, that's. 
Right. 

645
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,720
Yeah, that's because. 
It's just they just changed the.

646
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,280
Because the woke people fucking 
complained about it 'cause there

647
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,040
was like a Pelican or something 
there or something. 

648
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,320
Splash Mountain, Yeah, but I 
don't know there was. 

649
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,640
There was there, wasn't there, 
like a character in there, like 

650
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,840
racial undertones? 
Yeah. 

651
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,520
Yeah, yeah. 
There definitely was. 

652
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:28,640
Yeah, and character, when I went
when I went there, I don't know.

653
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:33,160
I always thought that this, this
is gonna this is gonna make me 

654
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,560
feel weird now. 
I always thought the little like

655
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,120
at the end of the at the end of 
the night where they lit up the 

656
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,880
whole castle. 
Yeah. 

657
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,560
And then the Tinkerbell. 
Oh, Tinkerbell's hot. 

658
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,920
What are you? 
Talking about Tinkerbell, no. 

659
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,160
Tinkerbell's a smoke show. 
The Tinkerbell thing that was 

660
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,240
like that flies through the sky 
and then lights up the the 

661
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,760
castle. 
Yeah, I I thought that was 

662
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,800
pretty cool so. 
Tinkerbell. 

663
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,200
Tinkerbell with that little 
short green piece on. 

664
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:05,200
Yeah, I don't know you. 
Magic Kingdom, we're going. 

665
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,560
Pirates of the Caribbean. 
It's there's no, there's no 

666
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,480
Space Mountain's great though. 
Pirates of the Caribbean 

667
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:17,240
nostalgia, We're going Animal 
Kingdom, Pandora, the Avatar 

668
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,600
ride, the new one. 
Fantastic, great ride. 

669
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,280
And what was your character? 
I know. 

670
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,240
Wait. 
Yeah, I'm waiting for that. 

671
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,280
Oh. 
Character. 

672
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,440
What's your favorite character 
from Disney? 

673
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:32,480
Yeah, I'm going Stitch. 
Stitch is pretty good. 

674
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,040
Stitch without a doubt, Yeah. 
Stitch from Leland Stitch. 

675
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,000
Oh, is that? 
Is that a different? 

676
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Yeah, I also like Maui too. 
Maui's kind of dope. 

677
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,240
OK. 
So we're we're different genres 

678
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,560
of Disney. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

679
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,280
Because I'm thinking older. 
Yeah, I could do older. 

680
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,720
Like Aladdin, stuff like that. 
No Aladdin's like 90s. 

681
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,160
Early 90s. 
Yeah, my, I didn't go when I was

682
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,520
a kid. 
I went brought one with my kids.

683
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,680
Yeah, my kids were early 2. 
Thousand I was going to go like 

684
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,600
Snow White. 
I like. 

685
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:11,960
Steamboat Willie. 
All right, Yeah, you're a 

686
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,080
weirdo. 
Bye. 

687
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,840
Poor guy all. 
Right. 

688
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,960
Don't go by yourself, bring 
somebody. 

689
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,880
Yeah, bring a date for a sake. 
Don't you have like a niece or a

690
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,240
nephew or something you can 
bring? 

691
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,760
That's even weirder. 
Uncle, the weird uncle bringing 

692
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,200
this niece. 
I don't know. 

693
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,560
I'm not. 
I'm just trying to help out. 

694
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,720
Like don't go by yourself. 
Like bring somebody I don't 

695
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,600
know. 
Yeah, don't kidnap a kid and 

696
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,680
bring him with. 
You know. 

697
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,320
Yeah, Dave Jory at the Cat Suey 
thing told me to kidnap him and 

698
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:42,800
bring him to Disney World. 
All right, what else we got? 

699
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,680
Anything else? 
Do we have time for we have an 

700
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,520
audio on? 
And another question, do we have

701
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,920
time for both or? 
Fuck it, let's go, let's roll, 

702
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,360
let's go. 
All right, man, without a plan, 

703
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,560
right? 
Man without a plan. 

704
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480
Man without a plan, I. 
Hate it here. 

705
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,120
Ah, where? 
Where's here? 

706
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,240
Every day I wake up and I know I
was born in the wrong time, OK. 

707
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,440
I am meant to be a dynastic rich
aristocrat that lives in a 

708
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,200
gilded mansion that will leave a
lasting legacy and generational 

709
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,760
wealth. 
OK, life. 

710
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,560
I like this guy. 
Life is so unfair. 

711
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,720
Do you guys ever wake up and 
feel like you were born in the 

712
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,640
wrong time? 
And if you could change the time

713
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,200
with which you were born, what 
when would it be? 

714
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,560
I think there's a few time 
periods I would I would want to 

715
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:37,440
live in like I want to do the 
Tudor England. 

716
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,400
Smell like. 
Shit, not like, not like live 

717
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400
there. 
I just kind of like want to 

718
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,120
visit. 
I want to see what it's like 

719
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,720
right you. 
Want to hang out with King Henry

720
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,680
the Eighth? 
Yeah. 

721
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,280
And. 
Smell his shit. 

722
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,320
And see him behead all of his 
wife. 

723
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,640
Yeah, I'd want to go there A. 
Little fine shawty with some 

724
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,480
fumes, smelling like crazy. 
I want to go back to the Civil 

725
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,880
War era. 
I want to, I want to see all 

726
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,200
that kind of shit, you know, do 
you, do you ever? 

727
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,880
But. 
Civil war, I mean you're, I'm 

728
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,600
assuming so you would go back in
time like you are now. 

729
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,159
Yep. 
And there's a civil war going 

730
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:18,320
on, right? 
Are you, what are you doing? 

731
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,639
Are you going to fight for the 
'cause or? 

732
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,960
It's like I'm going to fight for
the South, baby. 

733
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,840
All right. 
Do you ever think like if you 

734
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,280
could go back in time but bring 
with you today's technology? 

735
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,560
I'll bring it with you though, 
right? 

736
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,320
Yeah. 
You ever think about that? 

737
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,360
Yeah. 
'Cause how were. 

738
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,639
You at the stake, they'd think 
you're AI. 

739
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:40,719
Don't. 
Know. 

740
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,679
Warlock. 
Dude, But I just think like 

741
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,920
going back in time to the Civil 
War and then bringing like a 

742
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:55,159
fucking 50 Cal, you know, or 
like a jet like AF16 or 

743
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:59,200
something and just fly over a 
battlefield and just blow the 

744
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,680
fuck out of the Confederate. 
Jesus Christ, you. 

745
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,960
Know what I mean? 
Like, wouldn't that? 

746
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,120
I don't know, to me that would 
be cool. 

747
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,360
Dude they would if you put an 
M60 on a machine gun nest on the

748
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,040
top of fucking Bunker Hill. 
Yeah. 

749
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,360
All right. 
They would run for the fuck they

750
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,680
were like what the fuck? 
They just. 

751
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,000
Blast the fuck? 
Oh, Civil War took fucking how 

752
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,720
many years? 
Nope, it's over in a day. 

753
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,560
Thank you, Dave, Jory with. 
One with one M60? 

754
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,360
Yep. 
You're welcome. 

755
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,880
Slavery. 
Slavery's over. 

756
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,040
Dave Jarry saved it. 
So you're going to see Lincoln? 

757
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,720
Your choice is the Civil War 
period and. 

758
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,080
I got one more. 
And what was the other one? 

759
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,120
The the smelly England. 
Tutor. 

760
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,480
Tutor England. 
Tutor England. 

761
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,640
OK. 
And the one where I would like 

762
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:48,840
to go back and actually, 
actually live, wow, that guy 

763
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:55,320
twisted up is probably like the 
1960s, 60s, yeah, fifties, 60s. 

764
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,480
That's my choice. 
Is 50s. 

765
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,280
Yeah. 
Like to be a 50s dad would be 

766
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,760
fantastic. 
Right, have the cigarettes 

767
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,800
rolled up in your fucking. 
No, no, no. 

768
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,400
I'm thinking like come home. 
Full. 

769
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,360
Modern mid century. 
No, no, not. 

770
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,320
Not Even so much like the the 
subservient wife, I don't. 

771
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,000
Speak till I've. 
Spoken to it's the more of like 

772
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:18,040
how dope dads were back then 
with the the white white 

773
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,840
collared shirt, black tie, 
pocket protector and like come 

774
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,840
back slick slick back hair. 
Literally like George McFly. 

775
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,840
Yeah, exactly. 
But he was kind of a cuck. 

776
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,720
George McFly was like a little. 
He was a pushover. 

777
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,480
Yeah, right. 
Yeah, I. 1950s was would have 

778
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,040
been fun. 
I mean, besides the coherent 

779
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,680
like, you know, all the other 
problems that were going on like

780
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,440
but. 
I mean, every generation has 

781
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,720
their issues. 
Yeah, you know, some more than 

782
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,880
others. 
Some more than others. 

783
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,800
Yeah, I definitely would not 
want to be born in this era. 

784
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,400
Yeah, I struggle with that, with
having young kids. 

785
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,600
I struggle with that a lot. 
Like it's kind of, it's weird. 

786
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,640
It's weird navigating. 
Knowing what life was like 

787
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,040
growing up prior to social 
media, prior to, prior to cell 

788
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:16,720
phones, prior to all of that. 
Like I actually enjoyed my 

789
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,840
childhood. 
I agree. 

790
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:22,880
I think me and Casey's like 
generation that nine, that early

791
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,560
90s kids that were born in the 
early early 90s, we were the 

792
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,080
last ones that actually like 
didn't have technology. 

793
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,400
We were the last one because we,
I mean, we saw the beginning of 

794
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,520
the Internet in the early 2000s.
But as far as going outside with

795
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,780
no phone, no nothing. 
I mean, we still, we had dial 

796
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,160
up, we had one computer in the 
office. 

797
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,440
Like that's before all that now.
Like my kids has had my kids 

798
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,680
have had iPad since they were 4 
like. 

799
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,880
There's something about being 
unplugged from the world and 

800
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,320
just, you know, going out, 
playing with your friends and 

801
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,200
coming home and when the street 
lights come on, see. 

802
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,320
Luckily though, like obviously 
I'm in a neighborhood where my 

803
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,240
kids still kind of get to do 
that a little bit, but. 

804
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,440
All these kids playing Wow 
nowadays, trapped in their 

805
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,760
basements. 
Yep. 

806
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,360
Yeah. 
Like I would absolutely not want

807
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,320
to be brought up here in this, 
in this day and age. 

808
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,800
Nope. 
Nope. 

809
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:22,800
I I thought being raised when I 
was raised was probably probably

810
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,160
the best time of my life. 
The 80s was definitely a a cool 

811
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,640
time. 
Other than having nuclear war 

812
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,320
drills and hiding at your desks,
but other than that. 

813
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,240
Maybe now. 
Now kids just have school 

814
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,720
shooting drills, yeah. 
Yeah. 

815
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,600
I get it. 
Well, Johnny can bring a gun in 

816
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,400
at any time. 
That's what I say. 

817
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,760
We all have our things. 
You know, there was a we're on 

818
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,520
the brink of nuclear war when I 
was growing up. 

819
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,440
Now you're on the brink of 
having your school shot up. 

820
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,840
A. 
Sociopathic kid, Yeah. 

821
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,000
Yep. 
So did we answer the question? 

822
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,920
Probably 1950s. 
I'm saying 19. 50s, you said? 

823
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,840
1950s, you said? 
Smelly England. 

824
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,680
Smelly England civil war so I 
can go there with my M60 and 

825
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,640
blow away the confederacy and 
and slavery all in one day. 

826
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,840
Captain America. 
And then and then, yeah, 50s or 

827
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,680
60s, yeah, it's cool. 
So yeah, you. 

828
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,600
Do imagine buying a home off of 
a solo income you can work at 

829
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,840
like a shitty factory job but 
you got a fucking house. 

830
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,880
A pension. 
Yeah, your kids are set. 

831
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,400
Yeah, how? 
How much was your four bedroom 2

832
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:25,040
bath house, $650 Yeah. 
I sold it for 1.6 million twenty

833
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,040
years. 
So yes, you both believe you 

834
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,160
were born in the wrong time. 
Yes, that's what you're saying. 

835
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,760
That's. 
The question. 

836
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,840
Yeah, I don't think so. 
I liked, I liked my childhood. 

837
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,880
I liked, I liked that we still 
got the modern technology era. 

838
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,600
I don't think you could make it 
without. 

839
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,680
Well, see if you're, I mean, a 
product of your environment. 

840
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,240
If if I was born back then and 
that was all that, you know, 

841
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,920
it's it is what it is. 
You might feel like this guy 

842
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,960
that you were born, you know, 
'cause you know, you'd be what, 

843
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,840
quite older now, you'd you'd 
experience the technology you'd 

844
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,080
be like, man, if I only if only 
I was born in. 

845
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:02,080
Uncle Rico, Whatever. 
Want to see me throw this 

846
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:06,000
football over the mountains? 
I could be a TikTok superstar, a

847
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,440
a ranking Wow player, whatever. 
I was actually. 

848
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:13,320
Although if I knew now what all 
of this shit fucking meant back 

849
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,800
when like, like with the 
podcast, like I don't even know 

850
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,920
what a fucking podcast was until
5-6 years ago, but apparently a 

851
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,520
podcast has been around since 
like 2000, 2001, maybe even I 

852
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,240
think earlier, maybe. 
I don't know. 

853
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,240
I didn't know anything about it.
If I knew, I would have done 

854
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,560
this way fucking earlier. 
Yeah, you know, but. 

855
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,960
OK, Marty McFly with. 
Your book. 

856
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,440
With the with the Sports 
Almanac. 

857
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,560
Sports Almanac Go back in time 
and win it all, yeah? 

858
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,800
So yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm, I 
would not want, I would not 

859
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,320
choose to be raised in any other
error than the one that I was 

860
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,440
raised in. 
However, I would like to go. 

861
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,400
Yeah, same. 
And see and visit and kind of. 

862
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,120
I think life was easy in the 
50s. 

863
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,360
After. 
World War 2. 

864
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,120
That's why I that's why we 
chose. 

865
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,600
It was prosperity, right? 
America was booming at that. 

866
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,880
Point maybe the only game in 
town. 

867
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,000
Everywhere else was destroyed, 
yeah. 

868
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,880
That's true. 
Sounds right. 

869
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,800
Wasn't much competition out 
there, all right. 

870
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,840
What do we got? 
We got you said, you said we got

871
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,240
an audio. 
Yeah, we have an audio on those 

872
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,720
are some good ones, OK. 
All right, let's hear it. 

873
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,560
Who's it from? 
Kate Goanna. 

874
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,720
Kate Goanna. 
Yeah, all. 

875
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,120
Right, let's, let's see what 
good. 

876
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,000
Day, Kate. 
Good day, Kate, see what you 

877
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,800
have to say. 
Ready. 

878
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,720
All right, I'm a little dark and
twisted. 

879
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,840
Hey guys, how you doing? 
I love the new name by the way 

880
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,800
it. 
Works I. 

881
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,640
Like it so good on you guys. 
Not that I'd ever had chop suey 

882
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,880
before. 
What did you say it was? 

883
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Spaghetti and macaroni? 
Yeah, it's. 

884
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:54,120
Gross, you Americans, right? 
I want to ask Dave a question. 

885
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,080
Dave, I've been waiting because 
I know that this is something 

886
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:01,000
you feel strongly about. 
You haven't. 

887
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,360
Well, maybe you have given 
feedback and I've just missed 

888
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,600
it. 
But you haven't mentioned Casey 

889
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,200
Anthony. 
You haven't talked about it. 

890
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:13,720
I was waiting for the rant. 
Yeah, I feel, God, I feel 

891
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,240
strongly about that. 
I really do. 

892
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,240
That woman, honestly. 
But yeah, I was expecting you to

893
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,160
go on a rant about it and you 
haven't said anything. 

894
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,760
I don't know if that's because 
legally you can't. 

895
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,560
I can't think why it's. 
I think if she puts herself out 

896
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,320
there, it's kind of open season 
really, isn't it? 

897
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,280
But interested to know what you 
think about. 

898
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,880
Her. 
Offering to give people legal 

899
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,520
advice. 
I saw that when they've been 

900
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,000
wrongfully. 
Accused not talking about. 

901
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,680
That anyway I hope everybody is 
well loving the new podcast guys

902
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,720
you're doing a great job and I 
knew last week I just thought 

903
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,560
when I was listening to it I 
thought Dave has got to be 

904
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,960
pissed here there is no way that
he would have volunteered that 

905
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,800
information about Vanessa. 
I think we. 

906
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,400
All know that. 
You've just confirmed it, 

907
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,520
haven't you? 
Alright guys, have a great 

908
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,960
morning. 
Evening. 

909
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,360
What are the time it is over 
there? 

910
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,560
17 mile Yeah, farewell from 
beautiful Australia. 

911
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,320
Or Adelaide, I should say. 
More specifically. 

912
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,240
OK, bye. 
Yeah, she she is a runner. 

913
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,040
She doesn't like. 
I know she does like Iron Man. 

914
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,960
Yeah, shit. 
And all these fucking. 

915
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,560
Dude I would I'd be dead after 
the 5th. 

916
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,040
She's probably had her 17th mild
talking while she's running. 

917
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,880
She's just jogging along so I 
was wondering. 

918
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,640
We'd be like. 
Yeah. 

919
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,040
So there there are a few 
questions in this, in this 

920
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,800
thing. 
So First off, American chop 

921
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,680
suey, right. 
We talked a little bit about it 

922
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,160
last week, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, the fridge, leftover

923
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,800
meal. 
Yeah, so I took a little 

924
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:51,680
consensus at work and the vast 
majority of people agree that 

925
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,800
American chop suey is basically 
spaghetti but with a macaroni 

926
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,080
noodles. 
We did. 

927
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,320
I put out two polls. 
I put out a poll on chat Sui on 

928
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,040
Spotify and 100% said the same 
thing. 

929
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:14,000
The poll on the criminal AF on 
Spotify actually had a 6040 edge

930
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:22,080
that American chop suey is not. 
It's not just right, but luckily

931
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:27,080
we work with a full-fledged 
fucking Italian who's 

932
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:33,320
grandmother used to make chop 
suey and he says kind of what 

933
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,080
you said, Garrett. 
It's basically the end of the 

934
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,000
week before they go shopping. 
They take everything in the 

935
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,720
fridge, throw it in fucking 
sauce and call it A. 

936
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,360
Day and it's not even sauce it's
like it's like you take those 

937
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,520
green jars of whole tomato or 
the what are they called the 

938
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,080
crushed tomatoes what? 
Yeah. 

939
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,800
It's not like you take the, the,
the red jar, the red sauce and 

940
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,440
you don't you pour it in an 
American chop suey. 

941
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,160
It's all it's like the thicker 
tomatoes. 

942
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,160
It's the that's why like when 
they're like, oh, it's just 

943
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,160
spaghetti with elbow. 
It's not it's not red sauce. 

944
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,280
It's like a. 
Well, that's how tomato paste, 

945
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,240
that's how we that's how I had 
it when we were growing. 

946
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,440
But yeah, All right. 
So yeah, basically that's what 

947
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,200
it is. 
With hamburger meat, right? 

948
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,640
Going forward. 
OK, Now when she said that, she 

949
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,400
knew I was pissed, right? 
Yeah. 

950
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,960
So in America, pissed means that
we're angry. 

951
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,880
Yeah, but in Australia, pissed 
means that you're fucking 

952
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,800
hammered. 
You're drunk, right? 

953
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,600
Yeah. 
You're pissy drunk. 

954
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So that's what she was saying. 

955
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,200
She's like I. 
Could tell you you were pissed. 

956
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,760
Yeah, I was fucking wasted. 
Oh my God. 

957
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,360
Anyway, all right. 
But people didn't see when he 

958
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,080
walked up the stairs from the 
podcast studio. 

959
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,560
My wife was like, yeah, you're 
not. 

960
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,600
You're you're staying. 
We're gonna order some food. 

961
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,880
But you could tell. 
She could tell instantly that 

962
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,680
she's like, We're gonna do you 
want, you want a grinder? 

963
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,920
Good old Kelly. 
Yeah, she takes care of. 

964
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960
She takes care of us. 
Yeah. 

965
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,280
All right, so go back to the 
other thing. 

966
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:05,000
Casey Anthony is a fucking cunt.
That's confirmed. 

967
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,440
You have her, you have her 
TikTok. 

968
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,960
I can, yeah, I can pull it up. 
Casey, All right? 

969
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,840
I I just want to watch. 
Yeah, I've watched it before. 

970
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,120
I just want to see it again real
quick. 

971
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:17,200
All right, I don't know. 
Somewhere in there she says, oh,

972
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,640
I've been a legal fucking 
whatever for 11 years. 

973
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,000
Yeah. 
Oh. 

974
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,040
Oh, you mean since you murdered 
your fucking daughter? 

975
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,720
Yeah. 
Right, First off, get the fuck 

976
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:27,080
off of TikTok, dude. 
We don't want you on social 

977
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,840
media. 
Like why can't you do what every

978
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,360
other fucking loser did and 
change your name and drop off 

979
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,320
the face of the planet? 
And whenever they get away with 

980
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,040
it, that's what they do. 
That's like the MO And she's 

981
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,840
like, no, she's a lawyer. 
Is it? 

982
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,400
She's using her infamy, right? 
Is that what that's that the 

983
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,200
right? 
Infamy. 

984
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah. 
She's using her infamy to become

985
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,760
the like she's she knew that if 
she. 

986
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,520
Posted that. 
That it was going to get views, 

987
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,120
it was going to get clicks, and 
that's kind of disgusting in my 

988
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:53,520
opinion. 
Oh. 

989
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Let's do you want to check it 
out? 

990
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's that's a break up. 

991
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,920
Remember when we did fuck Mary 
Kill? 

992
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,360
Yeah, yeah. 
In criminal AF. 

993
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,480
Yeah, I think I said raw. 
She wants it raw. 

994
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,920
I said fuck Casey Anthony. 
So. 

995
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,040
She wants it raw and uncut. 
We're. 

996
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:17,880
Supposed to do OK. 
You mean Did you just say 

997
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,240
strangle? 
This Saturday, March 1st, 2025 

998
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:28,600
this is my first of probably 
many recordings on a series that

999
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,840
I'm starting. 
I am a legal advocate, I am a 

1000
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,800
researcher. 
I've been in the legal field 

1001
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:40,200
since 2011 and in this capacity,
I, I feel that it's necessary if

1002
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,280
I'm going to continue to operate
appropriately as a legal 

1003
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,600
advocate, that I start to 
advocate for myself and also 

1004
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,720
advocate for my daughter. 
For those of you who don't know,

1005
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,200
my name is Casey Anthony. 
My daughter is Kaylee Anthony. 

1006
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,120
My parents are George and Cindy 
Anthony. 

1007
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,080
This is not about them. 
This is not in response to 

1008
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,480
anything that they have said or 
done. 

1009
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,480
That's not to say that I'm not 
going to respond at some point 

1010
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,520
to some of the things that they 
have said and done. 

1011
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,040
The whole point of this is for 
me to begin to reintroduce 

1012
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,600
myself. 
I'm doing this, you don't. 

1013
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,320
Want you to? 
Bitch personally for me, but in 

1014
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:15,320
a professional capacity moving 
forward, the majority of what 

1015
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,280
you will see will be me speaking
in a professional capacity. 

1016
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,400
My goal is to continue to help 
give a voice to people, to give 

1017
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,120
people tools and resources that 
they can utilize so they 

1018
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,680
actually know where they can 
turn to. 

1019
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,720
So with that, who's? 
Going to turn. 

1020
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,720
You on sub SEC? 
Who will take that back? 

1021
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,080
And then? 
You then then they've got to 

1022
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,360
plug this up. 
That's the thing. 

1023
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,280
Directly up until this point, 
that has never happened and it's

1024
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,320
only going to be on a limited 
basis regarding legal issues, 

1025
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,680
legal matters. 
If you want legal advice after 

1026
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,560
you murder your daughter, I 
have. 

1027
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,440
The reasons that I'm doing. 
Message me. 

1028
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,360
Oh, sorry, no, I was. 
Just no. 

1029
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,120
Yeah, it's. 
It's fine. 

1030
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,160
You could pause it, yes. 
All right, yeah, All right. 

1031
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,800
So we we basically got the gist 
of it. 

1032
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,400
Yeah. 
So lots of things. 

1033
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,560
Nobody gives a fuck. 
He's. 

1034
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,560
Going to get fired. 
Dave's getting fired up. 

1035
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:13,440
Nobody gives a fuck about you. 
Maybe you should doing only fans

1036
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,920
because you're a fucking 
douchebag whore who fucking 

1037
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,480
should just be doing only fans. 
I think that's the smarter 

1038
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,520
route. 
Yeah who? 

1039
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,800
Nobody wants to see you on 
TikTok and giving legal advice 

1040
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,360
for a murder you fucking got 
away with. 

1041
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,080
Oh my God, imagine what her 
imagine what her personal 

1042
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,840
requests would be like. 
Yeah, I don't believe that 

1043
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,840
'cause you know how like, 
they're like the girls. 

1044
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,040
Some girls were like post that, 
like, oh, some guy wanted me to 

1045
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,640
print out his photo and shit on 
it or like some crazy shit like 

1046
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,160
that. 
Imagine what hers are. 

1047
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:42,520
Oh my God. 
It would kind of kind of make me

1048
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,320
sick though, that she would 
make. 

1049
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,280
She would make a fucking 
boatload of money. 

1050
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,640
Oh, shoot me, multimillionaire. 
Yeah, she would be. 

1051
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,960
So don't put that idea in her 
head. 

1052
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,880
Yeah, which is kind of fucked 
up. 

1053
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,200
It is, but I, you, I know 
society and we're all fucking 

1054
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,400
twisted. 
And she would make she'd be a 

1055
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,560
top one. 
What do they say? 

1056
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,680
Top one percenter. 
Oh yeah, yeah, top one 

1057
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,600
percenter. 
But yeah, my opinion on Casey 

1058
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,280
Anthony is she's a douchebag. 
I don't care if she says that 

1059
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,960
she didn't do it. 
Your daughter was dead 

1060
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,400
regardless, and you went out and
fucked and partied and fucking 

1061
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,720
drank and fucking did everything
for 30 days. 

1062
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,720
Oh, it's because I was 
traumatized because I was abused

1063
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,800
by my father. 
No, your fucking daughter was 

1064
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,400
dead the entire time and you 
fucking knew it, all right? 

1065
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:35,680
You are a piece of shit. 
Fucking on my fucking. 

1066
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:43,120
Oh my God. 
Yeah, yeah, the what? 

1067
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,160
Once Who gives a shit about 
childhood trauma At the point 

1068
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,120
after you have your own child, 
it's time to move on. 

1069
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,320
It's. 
And then she was missing for 

1070
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,560
like, what, a month? 
If, if you have childhood trauma

1071
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,000
and you have a child when yeah, 
that would just make you, yeah, 

1072
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,600
that would make you want to 
fucking protect them even. 

1073
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,840
More. 
That's only some people though. 

1074
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,480
Some people will fall back in 
this exact cycle that they were 

1075
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,520
in. 
You know what I mean? 

1076
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,120
You, you there. 
It's. 

1077
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,480
It's. 
Either you figure that out or 

1078
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,920
you don't. 
I don't know I to me, if she 

1079
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,480
wants to be lawyer, then go to 
law school and right and learn 

1080
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,480
the you know, the trade and. 
But why? 

1081
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,520
She's a legal advocate, Yeah. 
She's. 

1082
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,400
On sub stacker tik toker where 
the fuck she wants to go? 

1083
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,080
Yeah, it's it's, it's shady. 
Yeah. 

1084
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,600
Use your name to to drive 
traffic to something I and sub 

1085
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:34,240
if sub stack if we find out that
sub stack was like paid her to 

1086
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,160
endorse it too, which is that's 
even fucking shittier in that 

1087
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,360
company. 
Yeah, I hope. 

1088
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,440
I hope not. 
Yeah, I don't know, just 

1089
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,160
because. 
Capitalizing over murdering your

1090
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:42,920
daughter. 
It's fucking. 

1091
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,680
To me, just because you're, you 
know, you were involved in, you 

1092
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,840
know, a criminal case and you 
know, you went through lots of 

1093
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,400
stuff and you worked with a lot 
of talented lawyers, that 

1094
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,600
doesn't necessarily correlate to
you being an expert on the law. 

1095
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,920
And right, you know, I, I think 
if you're, if that's something 

1096
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,480
she's really interested in and 
wants to pursue or whatever, 

1097
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,600
then. 
And she's acting like she 

1098
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,240
defended herself, right? 
Like, but she had one of the 

1099
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,960
best attorneys you could get, 
you know? 

1100
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,080
And she fucked him. 
Oh, rumor. 

1101
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,120
Allegedly. 
No, she fucked him. 

1102
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,160
Allegedly you got you got to say
allegedly she. 

1103
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,120
Fucked it, yeah. 
Just like she killed her 

1104
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,240
daughter, allegedly. 
No, she killed her. 

1105
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,960
Yeah, without it. 
She killed her daughter and she 

1106
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,360
fucked her return. 
That's like trying to say OJ 

1107
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,240
didn't do it. 
OJ did it. 

1108
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,640
OJ killed them. 
All right, next. 

1109
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,000
What's the next one? 
Well, that was it. 

1110
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,560
Is that it? 
That that was the last. 

1111
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,680
Yeah, so Kate, fuck that bitch. 
Yeah, or if she's Kate's from 

1112
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,800
Australia. 
Fuck that cunt. 

1113
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,040
Yeah, fuck that cunt. 
She's a dog cunt. 

1114
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,680
She's a shit cunt, right? 
Is that what they say in 

1115
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,800
Australia? 
You only give Tourette's. 

1116
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,000
Fucking cock. 
Fucking motherfucker. 

1117
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,600
Well, maybe you're done. 
You're done. 

1118
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,280
Maybe one day we'll have to 
venture down under and actually 

1119
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:05,640
see how. 
I'm going down under tonight but

1120
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,800
I'm bumped. 
I like Tourette's, the ones that

1121
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,960
swear, but I also like the ticks
that yeah, there's the ones that

1122
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,760
swear and the ones that have 
ticks, yeah. 

1123
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
We know. 

1124
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,120
It's my favorite. 
All right, enough about that 

1125
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,000
fucking bitch. 
All right, so we've got 

1126
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,200
something else that happened in 
the news here recently. 

1127
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,480
Yeah. 
Father Ojari is tragically. 

1128
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,720
So Father Ojari had to fly back 
out to the fucking to. 

1129
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,000
The Vatican, he had to get his 
cardinal ship real quick, so 

1130
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,040
he's eligible. 
Right, he took the Pope. 

1131
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,600
Mobile out of here fast. 
So Gary, you were actually 

1132
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,120
bringing this up earlier? 
What that the Pope died? 

1133
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,640
Pope Francis. 
Yeah, Pope Francis, I told Casey

1134
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:51,040
before and he's he brought up 
the article of the future 

1135
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,040
candidates of for the next Pope.
We have a list. 

1136
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,000
Yes, there's a top ten list or 
something like that. 

1137
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,800
That was quick. 
Yeah, well, I think there's 

1138
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,920
already. 
How does that work? 

1139
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,760
How do they pick the Pope? 
The Pope. 

1140
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,520
They vote, they vote. 
They. 

1141
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,400
Yeah, they. 
Vote. 

1142
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,880
But who decides who's voting? 
The Cardinals. 

1143
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,560
And you can't vote for yourself.
This seems made-up to me. 

1144
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,240
You can vote for yourself. 
You can vote for yourself. 

1145
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:12,880
Oh, can you? 
Yeah. 

1146
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,600
All I It's smoke, right? 
There's something about smoke. 

1147
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,480
Yeah, so. 
If they don't agree, there's 

1148
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,840
black smoke. 
If they do agree. 

1149
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,560
So they they've known the fuck 
they've. 

1150
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,040
Known. 
It's weird, dude, It's weird. 

1151
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,760
They, they've known that the 
Pope, Pope Francis, he's been 

1152
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,560
Pope since like 2013 or 
something. 

1153
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,920
He was the progressive Pope, 
right? 

1154
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,160
He was like, yeah, gay people 
can. 

1155
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,000
Get married. 
He was the more progressive 

1156
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,840
Pope. 
You know, he still had a hard 

1157
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,240
line on abortion and things like
that. 

1158
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,480
But But yeah, he he. 
Had a hard on. 

1159
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,560
Hard line. 
Oh, hard line. 

1160
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,160
He had a hard on of abortion. 
Hey, I don't kink shame Pope. 

1161
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,560
Yeah, whatever. 
Hey, he was a very simple Pope. 

1162
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,120
He never wore gold, you know. 
He didn't live in the paper. 

1163
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,240
I showed you a picture of his 
bedroom. 

1164
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,960
Yeah, I showed it like. 
He lived in a modest apartment. 

1165
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,120
Yeah, go look, Garrett showed. 
Garrett showed me a picture of 

1166
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,840
the Pope's bedroom and it was 
just like this, A twin size bed 

1167
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,560
with just like a A. 
Cross across something and 

1168
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,280
nothing else in the. 
Room and then he shows me a 

1169
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:11,320
picture of Joel Osteen's fucking
house which is like 90,000 

1170
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,680
fucking square feet there's. 
A a cascading Infinity pool. 

1171
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,000
I'm like, yeah, this, this guy's
really preaching the word of God

1172
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,760
over here. 
He's mega church fucking. 

1173
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,160
Losers. 
Oh God, yeah. 

1174
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,240
Yeah, Yeah. 
Go ahead. 

1175
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,120
Yeah, I'm sorry. 
Yeah. 

1176
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,520
Yeah, no. 
So he, you know, lived very 

1177
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,440
modestly, you know, which is, 
you know, different for most 

1178
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,120
popes. 
Most popes embrace the the 

1179
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,800
papacy and the papacy, you know.
And papacy. 

1180
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,200
They wear all the fancy robes 
and watch clearance, the red 

1181
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,520
shoes and all that stuff. 
But anyway, they've known he's 

1182
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,160
been in. 
Obviously it's been in the news.

1183
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,600
He's they. 
Have their pick of the finest 

1184
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,480
children. 
It's the finest Church Catholic.

1185
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,320
Children only the finest 
imported. 

1186
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,800
There's somebody. 
There's somebody listening to 

1187
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,000
this. 
Now it's like this, these 

1188
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,600
fucking guys. 
Important. 

1189
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,680
How dare you talk to people who 
cry over the fucking Pope guy. 

1190
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,200
It's weird. 
I mean, he represents the Church

1191
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,360
and the yeah, one point 1.3 
billion Catholics. 

1192
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:06,760
I. 
Can see. 

1193
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,280
Yeah, well, we just lost 1.3 
billion fucking listeners. 

1194
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,480
Yeah, yeah, they're good. 
So yeah, no, he yeah, but. 

1195
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,040
Go back to what is it's they get
so the the the highest ranking 

1196
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,240
Cardinals get in a row you. 
Know me, I can't just answer the

1197
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,520
question. 
Yeah, I know I'm just I'm just 

1198
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,560
confused. 
I don't know how that like so is

1199
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,200
it like AI should be it and then
they go like, oh, or like did 

1200
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,600
they like vouch for someone 
else? 

1201
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,200
Like if it's us three in the 
room, right, and we have to 

1202
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,480
decide who is it Like we have to
decide who's going to leave this

1203
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,120
thing right now and then you 
pitch your why I should the. 

1204
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,960
Conclave is total secrecy. 
They have. 

1205
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,400
I think there's 135 Cardinals 
that are going to be eligible to

1206
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,880
vote. 
Oh wait, it's really called the 

1207
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,840
conclave. 
Yeah, the papal. 

1208
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,480
Conclave. 
So how, how do they how do they 

1209
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,640
pick these 10 out of the 130 or 
whatever? 

1210
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,480
I think they're. 
No, no, no. 

1211
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,800
So this this what we're going to
see from the New York Post. 

1212
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,240
This is all speculation so they 
can. 

1213
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,120
They. 
They can vote for anyone, anyone

1214
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,640
that's been the baptized. 
So wait, anybody that's been 

1215
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,440
baptized? 
Yeah, the the Cardinals don't 

1216
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:11,920
have to pick from amongst 
themselves. 

1217
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,320
So I could be Pope. 
You could be Pope, yeah. 

1218
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,520
I didn't do all of the other 
shit. 

1219
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,920
I just I just been baptized. 
Yeah, you could become 

1220
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,000
technically. 
I didn't do all those like weird

1221
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,160
classes and shit. 
Yeah, all those brainwashing. 

1222
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,040
Confirmation. 
You never. 

1223
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:24,960
You were never confirmed. 
No. 

1224
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,040
Oh, you're a fake one at all. 
Never confirmed I've been 

1225
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,080
baptized though. 
Doesn't. 

1226
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,320
Matter. 
I think they can literally it's 

1227
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:36,080
like they they decide so. 
But historically it's always 

1228
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,840
been a cardinal. 
So yeah, they're going to get 

1229
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,760
locked into a room. 
The Conclave. 

1230
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,440
And, and the Sistine Chapel and 
they're, you know. 

1231
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,280
They're hashing out. 
They can have up to four votes 

1232
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,240
per day and. 
Then that's what the black smoke

1233
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,440
comes if they don't agree, 
right? 

1234
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,880
So they all have, you know, a 
piece of paper essentially, and 

1235
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,880
they write a name who they want 
to vote for and they bring it up

1236
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,840
one at a time and it goes 
through, you know, they hand it 

1237
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,560
to somebody and it goes through 
like 3 or 4 people. 

1238
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,280
And there's ways to make sure 
that they're not manipulating 

1239
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,760
votes and stuff. 
For someone who's an atheist, 

1240
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,920
you know an awful lot about 
this. 

1241
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,360
Yeah, but he likes like that the
whole Vatican like history and 

1242
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,520
how shit how to make control. 
It's politics. 

1243
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,400
Yeah, it's very politics and 
political. 

1244
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,280
I'm I'm a political junkie and I
was a political junkie before 

1245
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,880
politics was cool. 
Like I was watching, you know, I

1246
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:26,520
wasn't. 
A politics. 

1247
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,560
This guy was watching C-SPAN. 
Before 2016, when everybody all 

1248
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,680
of a sudden got into politics. 
I always said that you should 

1249
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,920
run for. 
Waterford. 

1250
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,680
Waterford. 
Town council or whatever. 

1251
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,520
And there's there's a difference
between just like because it's, 

1252
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,720
you know, you're absorbing 
information versus then, you 

1253
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,000
know, being a politician and. 
Wasn't I supposed to say huh? 

1254
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,000
Where he's from, where he's 
from, I don't know what 

1255
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,360
district. 
But no, so this is but this is a

1256
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,240
political function. 
And yeah, I, I, I know far too 

1257
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,680
much about how other countries 
governments work, but this is 

1258
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,160
essentially how the Vatican 
government works. 

1259
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,720
And the Vatican government's 
kind of cool. 

1260
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,080
We really need you to get to 
your camera because you're 

1261
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,680
sitting here talking for the 
last 10 minutes. 

1262
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,880
And it's just on YouTube. 
And everybody just sees us, too.

1263
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,200
Yeah, just listening. 
Yeah. 

1264
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,440
No, I I like it. 
I like it so. 

1265
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,040
So anyway, so. 
So Gary wants to know where the 

1266
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,040
fuck this black smoke is coming.
From I take. 

1267
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,400
All the black smoke going. 
On there, so they take all of 

1268
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,080
the So there's 135 letters 
essentially. 

1269
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,080
Yeah, they take all of it and 
you know, they read it off and 

1270
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,960
they go 1 by 1 if there's not a 
majority. 

1271
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,720
Somebody lights a fire. 
Yeah, if they're, if they didn't

1272
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,600
elect a Pope by the numbers, it 
the now the chimney's not 

1273
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,760
actually always in the Sistine 
Chapel. 

1274
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,680
They actually erect it for this 
specific purpose. 

1275
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,480
But they take all those, you 
know, votes and they put them in

1276
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,640
the chimney. 
They have actually a a chemical 

1277
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,520
now. 
They used to do it differently, 

1278
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,160
but now they have a chemical 
that they use that will create 

1279
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,120
either black smoke or white 
smoke. 

1280
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,000
Black smoke represents that they
did not elect the Pope in that 

1281
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,280
round. 
White smoke means that they did.

1282
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,880
And everybody stands outside and
just wait. 

1283
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,840
And they wait. 
And then if they did, if they 

1284
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,400
see the white smoke, then we 
have a new Pope at. 

1285
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,680
But it's still going to take 
time before we figure out who it

1286
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,280
is. 
And then they will come out and 

1287
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,200
they will dress and. 
The guy's hands on the Hitler 

1288
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,160
window balcony. 
And he's like. 

1289
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,480
These waves. 
But yeah, that's we have a new 

1290
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,040
Pope. 
That's that's kind of how it 

1291
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,400
works. 
It's so crazy. 

1292
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,840
Actually it I kind. 
Of like it so the Pope never it.

1293
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,320
It doesn't like get announced 
prior to there's just a random 

1294
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,400
dude who just shows up on the 
fucking balcony. 

1295
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,560
Yeah. 
There's it's not like the there.

1296
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,520
It's not a the. 
People don't get to go for it. 

1297
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,400
It's the it's the the conclave, 
right? 

1298
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,920
I kind of like that, dude. 
I would put me in that fucking 

1299
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,560
room. 
I'm coming out of there as the 

1300
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,000
Pope, I promise you. 
You put me in the room. 

1301
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,280
That's all I need. 
Give me. 

1302
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,440
You're gonna. 
Gaslight, everybody. 

1303
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,960
Let me gaslight everybody. 
Yeah. 

1304
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,320
All of a sudden to be like, you 
guys would seriously, you guys 

1305
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,520
would be like, no, there's no 
way. 

1306
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,520
There's no way you could. 
And I would come up on that 

1307
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,760
balcony where in that shit 
knowing damn well I don't 

1308
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:58,320
believe in any of the shit. 
Oh man. 

1309
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,280
Just give me a, give me a 
chance. 

1310
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,200
Send me to Italy now all. 
Right. 

1311
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,120
Yeah. 
So you know, that's. 

1312
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,600
It's wild though. 
That is crazy. 

1313
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:11,520
And with I mean not now I don't 
think the the Pope has as much 

1314
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,880
influence as he had, but I mean 
back in the 8 hundreds and and 

1315
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,520
even back down to like the like 
the 1212 hundreds and shit like 

1316
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,120
the amount of influence and 
power. 

1317
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,040
Influence. 
No, I mean what? 

1318
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,440
He definitely has influence. 
Influence is crazy, but what did

1319
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,480
you say? 
How many Catholics? 

1320
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,320
No, there's a lot of Catholics, 
you know, but I'm just saying to

1321
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,320
the average person. 
But, but usually when the Pope 

1322
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,600
talks, people listen. 
You know, he has the ability to 

1323
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,280
have, you know, today's world 
meetings, meetings with heads of

1324
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,000
states, you know, leaders of 
countries, you know, people pay 

1325
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,440
attention to what he has to say.
He's also the head. 

1326
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,240
He's an, the, the Vatican is an 
absolute monarchy. 

1327
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:53,280
So when the Pope is elected, the
buck stops with him, you know, 

1328
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,360
and so he has tremendous 
influence over the things that 

1329
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:03,160
happen with within the Vatican, 
you know, and all of their, you 

1330
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:07,520
know, churches. 
Abroad, like the New World 

1331
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,040
orders at the end, like when 
he's sitting behind his his 

1332
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,040
basilisk in the the snake tunnel
when he's talking to you. 

1333
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,520
Have you ever seen that? 
The Vatican? 

1334
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,440
I want to go deep dive. 
I, I, you know what's crazy? 

1335
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,880
Casey's speaking all this. 
This guy went to Italy and 

1336
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,800
didn't go to the Vatican. 
I did go to the. 

1337
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,160
Vatican Well, you went outside. 
I was. 

1338
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,160
You didn't go. 
Inside I was in Saint Peter's 

1339
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:32,400
Square, We we were going to go 
into the Vatican, which I am 

1340
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,200
going to do because it, it's, 
it's an amazing. 

1341
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,000
Piss me off. 
Journey of all sorts of cool 

1342
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:43,320
museums and stuff like that. 
But yeah, when we did go there, 

1343
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,200
it was like it was the weight 
was gonna be. 

1344
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,000
I think we do a live podcast 
from the Vatican. 

1345
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,440
That's how we. 
Live here from the Vatican. 

1346
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,840
The walls of the Vatican aren't.
Casey, Casey, look at me. 

1347
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,360
Hi. 
He's gonna edit the photo into 

1348
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,480
the the final. 
So I'm gonna take this photo and

1349
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,040
I'm just gonna put it on the. 
Screen he's. 

1350
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,000
Talking every single time you 
speak when I edit this video. 

1351
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,480
It's gonna be a good one. 
That's. 

1352
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,440
Funny. 
Is that good? 

1353
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,120
OK, let's bring up, bring up 
the. 

1354
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,640
Sure, Yeah, bring up. 
All right, Bring up the the some

1355
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,800
of the candidates. 
That can, yeah. 

1356
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,960
So. 
I I think it's just weird he, 

1357
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,320
he's going on like a 10 minute 
like thing. 

1358
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,680
With a lot of knowledge that 
he's. 

1359
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,000
No, no, he's, he's doing great. 
I'm just saying that people are 

1360
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,600
looking at us. 
Well, he's not. 

1361
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,960
Now they're looking at Pope 
Francis while you're talking. 

1362
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,280
Is that him? 
That's Pope Francis. 

1363
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,560
That's the one who died? 
No, that's a. 

1364
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,520
No, that's this. 
He's the one who just recently 

1365
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,080
passed. 
OK this is this all new to me 

1366
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,720
picking next. 
To a vote. 

1367
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,440
Actually fun interesting fact, 
the there's a there's a movie on

1368
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:51,800
Netflix called The 2 Popes and 
it's because Pope Francis took 

1369
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,680
over for Pope Benedict and he 
actually resigned the papacy and

1370
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,400
he's one of the first popes to 
do that in like hundreds of 

1371
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,720
years, like 6. 100 years or 
something? 

1372
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,360
Right. 
So there were actually kind of 2

1373
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,480
popes for a while, but he was 
Pope Emeritus. 

1374
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,520
He. 
Was just that guy was like, Nah,

1375
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,040
I'm done with this shit. 
He. 

1376
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,200
Was he only died a couple years 
ago so. 

1377
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,200
Look at that robe. 
All right, let's see who. 

1378
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,200
Let's see what we got. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, We got, we got

1379
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,120
some. 
There's no shot, all right. 

1380
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,560
No way. 
Cardinal Lewis Tegel. 

1381
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,600
He's actually looks pretty young
though he'd be I could be 1 of. 

1382
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:22,400
The younger popes? 
Yep. 

1383
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,240
From the Philippines, OK. 
He's one of the leading front 

1384
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,120
rows. 
There's a big Catholic. 

1385
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,560
Oh, it says he's a protege of 
Pope Francis, so he's like his 

1386
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,760
Oh, you can. 
Also, man, that's also how you 

1387
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:38,120
kind of the influence of, you 
know what I mean, a Filipino 

1388
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,520
Pope, you know what I mean? 
It stretches out across. 

1389
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,800
It's going to be interesting. 
Because I was in Europe. 

1390
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,880
It's going to be interesting 
because the, you know, really 

1391
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,520
the question is, oh, that guy's 
is is the church going to 

1392
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,680
continue to kind of go more of 
the progressive route or is it 

1393
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,840
going to revert back to more? 
Conservative. 

1394
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,080
Conservatism, you know, like 
Pope Benedict was more of a 

1395
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,320
conservative. 
Pope Francis will solve 

1396
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:02,120
influence over this conclave 
because he appointed over 100 of

1397
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,720
the Cardinals that are going to 
be voting so. 

1398
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,840
So you have the power to promote
a cardinal? 

1399
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:09,200
That guy looks like a a movie 
villain. 

1400
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,720
He does. 
Yeah. 

1401
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,160
Yeah, he does. 
He's the Secretary of State for.

1402
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,800
Is that Cardinal Pietro Parolin?
70 years old. 

1403
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,360
Why are they all old men? 
Alright, who's this guy? 

1404
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:20,800
Oh, he looks. 
That's. 

1405
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,120
The French. 
Guy, he looks happy. 

1406
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,600
Cardinal, yes. 
France's favorite successor? 

1407
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,760
Oh, so yeah, that he's the 
favorite. 

1408
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,640
So he had a. 66 He's pretty 
young, too. 

1409
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:38,080
Who's that guy? 
He looks a little bit pompous. 

1410
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,760
Yeah, he kind of he. 
Kind of got a little edge to 

1411
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,640
him. 
He looks like he's shit. 

1412
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,560
Doesn't stink, dude. 
Yeah. 

1413
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:47,560
Cardinal Willem Jacobus, Egypt 
He. 

1414
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,720
Can you be young and be the 
Pope? 

1415
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:50,840
Yeah. 
Why? 

1416
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,360
Why are they all in the IS? 
There like an age limit like the

1417
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,320
like the president, you can only
be 35 and above. 

1418
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,040
You can't vote for the Pope if 
you're over 80. 

1419
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,480
Wait, said it. 
Oh, I like that. 

1420
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,840
How? 
How old can the Pope be? 

1421
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,280
The Pope, I think can be kind of
and so like when you're when 

1422
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,040
you're Pope, you're Pope for 
life, right? 

1423
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,920
That's the kind of yeah. 
Obviously, like I said, Benedict

1424
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,040
resigned early. 
But but yeah, generally, 

1425
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,240
historically Pope's just they 
die in office when they die. 

1426
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,800
No Pope's elected. 
Cardinal Malkin. 

1427
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:23,000
You can't be over 80 and vote 
for a Pope, but I think you can 

1428
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,160
be voted Pope if you're over 80.
Right, OK. 

1429
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:30,600
I like that though they're not. 
They're not letting you know the

1430
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,040
old and decrypt. 
Oh, that's actually really. 

1431
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,400
I shouldn't be saying that. 
Old and decrepit, Yeah. 

1432
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,400
Unlike our Congress, unlike our.
Congress when they're They wheel

1433
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,960
them out as they're dead while 
they vote for. 

1434
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,880
People and McConnell like. 
Who was The Who was the 

1435
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,320
Democratic old lady that they 
like literally died and they 

1436
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,560
didn't even know she died or 
what was her? 

1437
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,560
Name. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. 

1438
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,880
Yeah. 
All right, let's go back. 

1439
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,200
We're almost done. 
Yeah, All right. 

1440
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,880
Whoa. 
What did you say that? 

1441
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,640
Because I knew there was a 
somebody from Africa. 

1442
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,920
There's no way, those old guys. 
Sri Lanka. 

1443
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,560
There's no way they vote for him
that the papacy or whatever then

1444
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,120
the conclave. 
Well, you know what if if the 

1445
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,560
Catholic Church is as 
progressive as they don't say 

1446
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,120
they were. 
They joke though they say they 

1447
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:12,760
are. 
They're not. 

1448
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,120
They would never. 
So here we go. 

1449
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,840
This is this New York Post, but 
technically any baptized male 

1450
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,960
Catholic can be elected to serve
as Pope. 

1451
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:27,680
Still in one day. 
But yeah, so you. 

1452
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,800
You could go maybe? 
Maybe that'll be. 

1453
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,760
You could go, Father Ojari could
go. 

1454
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,440
All right. 
Am I the only one that's 

1455
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,120
baptized? 
Are you? 

1456
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:35,840
I'm. 
Baptized. 

1457
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,600
I'm baptized. 
Are you? 

1458
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,960
Baptized. 
No, my kids aren't. 

1459
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,440
I didn't baptize my kids. 
You're smart. 

1460
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,600
I I forget they can choose if 
they wanted to be. 

1461
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:49,640
Yeah, because I I, I always 
thought in my head is what 

1462
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,400
happens when you get out right 
after death. 

1463
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,080
What if there is an afterlife, 
right? 

1464
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,880
Or like some sort of holy like 
leader, but it's like. 

1465
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,080
The wrong one, yeah. 
Like the like, like you go up 

1466
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,800
there and then it's like, it's 
what's his name? 

1467
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,080
Zeus. 
It's Muhammad. 

1468
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,840
Yeah, you know, it's Muhammad or
whatever. 

1469
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,760
And then you're like, you're 
like, oh, you've been baptized 

1470
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,640
blood. 
Sorry. 

1471
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,080
I'm like, hey, listen, I'm a I'm
a free agent. 

1472
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:14,320
Oh, it convinced me, dude. 
I don't know if that's how that 

1473
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,800
works, but. 
You never know, right? 

1474
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,800
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

1475
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,520
All right, so that OK, All 
right. 

1476
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,560
So we learned a little bit about
the the. 

1477
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,200
Pope the Papacy. 
What's that? 

1478
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,160
What's that? 
Sorry, what's going on? 

1479
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,840
What the the video just. 
Loading up a video I'm gonna 

1480
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,800
show alright next thing. 
So spoiler alert. 

1481
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,640
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna end it 
on a light note again. 

1482
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,399
I like ending this on a night 
light note. 

1483
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:40,120
Yeah, one that doesn't get us a.
Flagged on. 

1484
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,439
Flagged on fucking YouTube for 
copyrights Yep all right all 

1485
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,840
right Casey, obviously you have 
the next next thing going up 

1486
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,880
there so. 
Yeah. 

1487
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,840
So I I guess we can introduce it
a little bit, yeah. 

1488
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,000
So this goes back a little bit 
though. 

1489
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,359
Yeah, this is back in the cereal
holic days. 

1490
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:56,880
Yeah, yeah. 
So we back in the cereal holic 

1491
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:01,640
days, we we were Dave and I were
were trying to figure out like 

1492
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,080
we were working together to to 
kind of do something like what 

1493
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,640
we're doing now, right? 
And I just really wanted to make

1494
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,160
a movie, right. 
So. 

1495
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,479
If anybody who doesn't know 
Casey is a like film is his 

1496
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,520
thing, See Daniel Moore. 
Yeah, see Daniel. 

1497
01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:18,880
I don't know if it's a good 
thing, but it's a thing. 

1498
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,640
And we so yeah, we were working 
on a story for like ever. 

1499
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,880
Like probably over a year, just 
writing, coming up with ideas, 

1500
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,240
brainstorming stuff right back, 
stories for characters. 

1501
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,760
I probably wrote like a dozen 
scripts, you know, and then we 

1502
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:38,240
landed on one right and it was 
home sweet home it we we put it 

1503
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:43,640
out on the cyrholic Instagram 
and all that stuff and we 

1504
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:48,359
started doing pre production 
work for it, right, because this

1505
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,160
this thing was happening. 
We had the script. 

1506
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,399
We had we. 
Had people we had. 

1507
01:09:51,399 --> 01:09:53,560
Journaling. 
Networking like crazy. 

1508
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:57,000
We found a location that we were
going to shoot at and what we 

1509
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,360
did was I was like, so we went 
to the location one day and I'm 

1510
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,520
just walking through it and I'm 
like, I hate this location. 

1511
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,360
You fucking hated it. 
Hated it? 

1512
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,640
Yeah, I. 
Didn't want to use it because I 

1513
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,520
really wanted long hallways, 
right? 

1514
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:14,600
And and the the place we were 
shooting at, it was basically 

1515
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,280
like an upstairs apartment above
a laundry. 

1516
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,400
A laundry No. 
Appliance store. 

1517
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,920
Appliance store. 
Yeah, yeah, it was my my former 

1518
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:27,000
nephew by marriage. 
He owns the appliance store and 

1519
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,680
he had a a apartment above it 
and he's like, hey, it's empty 

1520
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,360
at the moment. 
Yeah, you're more than welcome 

1521
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,400
to use it. 
It was cool. 

1522
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,000
It was a really cool space. 
Right. 

1523
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,160
It was a cool space, but like 
you said, you wanted like longer

1524
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:42,360
hallways and whatnot, but we 
were able to. 

1525
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,600
It was the only place we had, 
right? 

1526
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,960
There was no other way. 
If we wanted to make this movie 

1527
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,880
and it it kind of revolved 
around a singular location, the 

1528
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,720
house. 
We're all this bad stuff 

1529
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:55,840
happens, right? 
It was all we had. 

1530
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,680
It was the only option. 
So it's like, all right, let's 

1531
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,160
just figure out how to make it 
work. 

1532
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:01,720
Yes. 
And so that's. 

1533
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,320
So we came back another day with
a bunch of film equipment and we

1534
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:08,200
grabbed your son and Garrett and
a whole bunch of people. 

1535
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,040
Before I was even part of 
criminal aid. 

1536
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,560
This was before. 
This was pre before. 

1537
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,400
And we did some pre vis stuff 
and honestly, we've been sitting

1538
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,480
on this for years and I, you 
know, never, never thought this 

1539
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,800
would see the light of day. 
This is also where we want to 

1540
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,160
kind of go with this. 
We want to do the podcasts, like

1541
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,640
the both podcasts, and then we 
want to also make short stories 

1542
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,200
and movies and YouTube content. 
Yeah, like this is what we want 

1543
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:29,800
to do. 
Hey. 

1544
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:33,920
I would love to, you know, dust 
off some scripts that we've 

1545
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,800
written and and see what we can 
do with them. 

1546
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,480
Absolutely. 
But but yeah, so this is what we

1547
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,120
came up with for it's, it's 
silly. 

1548
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,720
It's it's silly because. 
We're I I think it was more for 

1549
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,160
like the the. 
Yeah, we can. 

1550
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,280
This is just basically blocking.
We weren't even. 

1551
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,200
Really, we were. 
Right, this is like before we 

1552
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,480
even. 
Really, we were just testing to 

1553
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:55,160
see if, because the cool thing 
about this video is that pretty 

1554
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:59,000
much all the scenes that we're 
showing, we're all shot in like 

1555
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,040
the same room, but we're making 
it look like it was shot in 

1556
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,040
different. 
Rooms and there's there's a 

1557
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,440
couple of doors that I open as, 
as if I'm going to walk into. 

1558
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,160
Yeah, which was actually a 
closet. 

1559
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,400
Yeah, they were just closets, 
right? 

1560
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,400
So yeah, we were just trying to 
see if the space would work. 

1561
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,160
And it's goofy, so it's perfect 
for this podcast. 

1562
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,680
Yeah. 
So yeah, let's see what it is. 

1563
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,840
All right, take a look. 
I haven't seen this in years. 

1564
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,360
Yeah, and I apologize for 
anybody who only listens to the 

1565
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,080
podcast version of this. 
Yeah, if you want, I encourage 

1566
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:32,600
you to go to YouTube, DGC Media 
on YouTube, and that'll be 

1567
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,040
there. 
There we are talking in the 

1568
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,840
video and there's music and 
stuff like that and none of it 

1569
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:40,240
really matches, which just makes
it funnier in my opinion, Right,

1570
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:44,040
All right. 
Allen. 

1571
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,120
Oh, my God. 
Allen. 

1572
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,120
I forgot that name. 
Yeah. 

1573
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,760
Allen. 
Allen. 

1574
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:53,120
Oh, here we go. 
Yeah, there he is, 0. 

1575
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,680
I'll tell you we can do is. 
That father Ojari. 

1576
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,040
Father Charlie had a couple 
extra pounds in there. 

1577
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:02,560
That was fat. 
Oh, father. 

1578
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,360
Oh, Jerry. 
Oh, my God. 

1579
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:10,680
That was a closet. 
When I was opening that door, 

1580
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:12,880
that was the closet. 
I don't know. 

1581
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,680
Probably under the bed again. 
That's my son. 

1582
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,280
Put the game away and jerk off 
like a normal lawyer. 

1583
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:27,120
I wonder where Hannah is. 
I hope she's not under the bed. 

1584
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,120
It's Garrett for all the 
monsters. 

1585
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,840
Hide. 
Dad, that's not true. 

1586
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,000
There's no monsters under the 
bed. 

1587
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:38,360
Come on out, you know. 
Dad, what about the bad man? 

1588
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:39,640
Why come out? 
He's going to get me. 

1589
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,360
There's no bad man. 
Dad. 

1590
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,480
I saw it, everything around 
town's acting. 

1591
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,000
Weird. 
That's just the story that's 

1592
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,400
going around. 
I don't want to get hurt, Dad. 

1593
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,840
You're not going to get hurt. 
Come on. 

1594
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:49,520
How? 
Do you know? 

1595
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,720
Because I'm here to protect you.
Nothing's going to happen to you

1596
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,600
when I'm around, so you need to 
that house. 

1597
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:59,800
Is so creepy. 
Dad, I got dust in my mother. 

1598
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:11,400
Dad, please no. 
Look at Garrett. 

1599
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:20,440
What were you blocking for like?
Was that there or was that? 

1600
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:23,000
That is. 
Terrifying. 

1601
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,680
Now let's go back to your room. 
Go to bed now. 

1602
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,880
Let's go back to the room. 
You did block it pretty nice 

1603
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,040
though, you had the shots set 
up. 

1604
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,080
Get in bed. 
OK. 

1605
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,440
All right, go to sleep now. 
See you in the morning. 

1606
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,000
If you need anything, I'll be 
right downstairs. 

1607
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,400
OK, Keep. 
It straight. 

1608
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,920
Thanks, Dad. 
Now get up. 

1609
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,880
Yeah, leave the light on. 
Leave the light on. 

1610
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,480
Go to sleep. 
Hannah, you're fine. 

1611
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,080
You're. 
Fine, no, just please leave the 

1612
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,000
light on. 
Leave the light on. 

1613
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:02,280
No, Dad, please leave the light.
On go to sleep. 

1614
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520
Cops starting at the main door. 
The kick. 

1615
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
This is the only free music that
I had. 

1616
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:26,040
Oh my God this is hilarious. 
This is great. 

1617
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,000
Wow, Karen just pointed right in
her head. 

1618
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,760
I like the. 
I like the finger goods. 

1619
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,400
What was the premise of this 
this? 

1620
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:54,440
Is my son? 
Is that me on the ground? 

1621
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:59,200
Bang. 
Bang upstairs, upstairs. 

1622
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:04,880
Move, move, move. 
Over here, boys, over here. 

1623
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:07,400
All right, So there is no 
upstairs. 

1624
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,800
Those stairs are actually coming
from the downstairs back up to 

1625
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,280
where we were. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1626
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,320
Yeah, and. 
What was the premise of Home 

1627
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,400
Sweet Home though? 
I don't remember was it? 

1628
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,360
Was a serial killer. 
Yeah, cutthroat. 

1629
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,360
Yeah, Cutthroat. 
Yeah, this whole thing which is 

1630
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,400
also I don't really care about 
if we ever, we probably will 

1631
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,800
never ever make the thing, but. 
I hope we do. 

1632
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,400
That'll be good the. 
Script is all right, I probably 

1633
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,880
want to rewrite it again, but. 
My God, that that was a 

1634
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,040
contention between you and I 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause you 

1635
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,640
just kept rewriting. 
I'm like Casey. 

1636
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:39,840
It's Casey. 
It's got it, Casey. 

1637
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,240
It's good. 
And then you were like, rewrite 

1638
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:44,480
it and like, no, this I'm like, 
OK, now it's not so good. 

1639
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,080
Go back to the other one. 
We still have all the versions, 

1640
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:51,480
but no this part. 
This whole part was like setting

1641
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,680
up the whole thing. 
Yeah, like the opening sequence.

1642
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,280
Before the murder, before like 
the the whole family gets 

1643
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,120
murdered or whatever, Yeah. 
That's what it was. 

1644
01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,360
It was the whole family gets 
murdered. 

1645
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,520
Yeah. 
And yeah, yeah. 

1646
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,520
And I think I ended up deciding 
not to. 

1647
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,080
Except for Hannah. 
Show that, yeah, except for 

1648
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,560
Hannah, which you'll see at the 
end. 

1649
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,920
But like, I, I think I decided 
to like, this was all just a 

1650
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:13,720
waste, like just cut, get rid of
all of it and show the murders 

1651
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,920
actually happening in like 
towards the end of the movie. 

1652
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,960
Yeah, like show what you 
experienced towards the end. 

1653
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,360
So yeah, this would none of this
would have probably ever been 

1654
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:22,440
used. 
That's so funny. 

1655
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,160
But as far as blocking goes and 
using the same room and stuff, 

1656
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:27,920
it showed that we could do it 
there right if we needed to. 

1657
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,760
And that was all going to be 
part of serial holic and 

1658
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,440
criminal AF at that point with 
whatever you're going to make. 

1659
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:33,880
Yep. 
Yeah, it was going to be a good 

1660
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,000
time, Yeah. 
But yeah, this was this was 

1661
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:36,560
funny. 
All right, good. 

1662
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:37,160
All right. 
Ready. 

1663
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,440
Spooky in. 
The cell. 

1664
01:17:51,880 --> 01:18:01,400
Phone. 
George is filming for social 

1665
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:05,400
media. 
I'm not there, you don't see me.

1666
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:11,440
Bang. 
Look at Gavin. 

1667
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,320
Gavin's all fucking. 
He's committed. 

1668
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,160
Yeah, he's committed. 
Look at that. 

1669
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,480
That's good. 
I love this transition because 

1670
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,320
Gavin had to leave or No, You 
had to leave. 

1671
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,360
Garrett had to leave. 
Yeah. 

1672
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,920
So you become Gavin. 
With your fucking cell phone. 

1673
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:30,080
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Oh, no. 

1674
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:49,560
Oh, he's a good attack. 
Oh my God, over the head. 

1675
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,240
We were on to something. 
Here it goes away. 

1676
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,200
Bang I. 
Don't have any actual bullet 

1677
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,560
sounds so I had to use a laser 
drop in his lap. 

1678
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:02,360
He walked. 
Forward shots to the head, yeah.

1679
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,640
And we just push it on the 
quarter. 

1680
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:10,520
The way I thought I died, No. 
You're Garrett in that scene. 

1681
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:16,000
Yeah, smoked. 
And. 

1682
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,640
Then Hannah under the bed. 
It is Hannah underneath the bed 

1683
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:33,200
starring with 1R. 
Yeah. 

1684
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,400
So at the end of that, that was 
supposed to be Garrett. 

1685
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:40,120
Cause your character Fisher, 
he's, he's got an interesting, 

1686
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,240
there's a whole back story to 
all the characters and his 

1687
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:47,600
journey towards, you know, 
throughout the film, especially 

1688
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:52,400
at the end it, it takes like a 
dark turn and yeah, he turns out

1689
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,160
to kind of be like a coward and 
stuff like that. 

1690
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:58,040
He lets his partner, he lets his
partner die at the hands of 

1691
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:01,200
cutthroat and all that stuff. 
And that's what you see. 

1692
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,840
Him again. 
Sorry bud, you're a bitch. 

1693
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,640
Guys, we were cooking. 
We need to get back into it. 

1694
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,040
Yeah, that was it could. 
Have been that that actually 

1695
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,520
watching that just inspires me a
little bit. 

1696
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:11,960
I want to get back into it, 
yeah. 

1697
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,120
Especially with like criminal 
criminal AF can turn into that 

1698
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,200
stuff. 
Yeah, I'm sure we could probably

1699
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,520
write something or do something 
that's a little bit more simple.

1700
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:23,280
But yeah, there was definitely a
lot of complexities and all the 

1701
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,960
characters and and their stories
and it was deep. 

1702
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:28,320
It was deep. 
Yeah, yeah, You spent a year 

1703
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:32,600
writing the script. 
And then fucking COVID happened 

1704
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,320
and shut everything down. 
Yeah, COVID. 

1705
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,160
COVID was the thing that stopped
it. 

1706
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:37,520
It wasn't us. 
It it. 

1707
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,240
Yeah, COVID killed it. 
COVID stopped a lot of fucking. 

1708
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:45,600
Yeah, 'cause we we lost our 
location cause of COVID so and 

1709
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,280
been on an. 
Indefinite. 

1710
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:49,160
Since. 
We lost people. 

1711
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:53,320
Yeah, Yep. 
You know, the elder Hannah, who,

1712
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:55,600
by the way, I could probably 
still get. 

1713
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,680
Yeah, we had a younger Hannah 
and an older Hannah. 

1714
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,760
Yeah. 
I mean, we still do have an A 

1715
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,440
younger Hannah. 
In a Timmy. 

1716
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:05,840
In a Timmy. 
We do. 

1717
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,400
That's right, Timmy. 
Yeah, can't forget Timmy. 

1718
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,600
Yeah, I named him after the 
Jurassic Park character. 

1719
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,680
I like it. 
Good stuff, good stuff. 

1720
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:18,800
That's good stuff. 
I like it. 

1721
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,800
But yeah, that was just a fun 
little yeah flashback. 

1722
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,640
That's what we used to do back 
in the day. 

1723
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:27,640
Back in the day, Top notch 
acting skills right there. 

1724
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,400
We good. 
I think so. 

1725
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,160
Yeah. 
We good. 

1726
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,880
All right, I'm good. 
All right, that'll do it for 

1727
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:37,280
this episode of Chat Suey. 
Let us know what you thought of 

1728
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:39,960
a of this episode. 
Comment on Spotify or leave a 

1729
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:43,280
review on podcast. 
Thank you all for hanging out 

1730
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,280
with us. 
I am Dave Jarry. 

1731
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,560
I'm Garrett Gorder. 
And I'm Casey Moore. 

1732
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:53,440
And we are out of here. 
See you. 

1733
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:18,840
The.
