What was it? Where was I at?
I'm scared. Where were we at?
I want to go home. Where were we at?
I. Don't know I'm.
Scared I can't remember. Everything before this erased
from my memory. Where were we at?
At least I was making a good. Point We were in a groove.
I'm in a trauma response right now.
What's good, all you fuckers out there, I'm Dave Jarry.
Garry Porter. I'm Casey Moore.
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Oh, wait a minute. Who's that?
Perfect timing. Oh no.
I think, I think Father Ojari is here right now.
Ojari yes. Should we go into a
confessional? I think we should Confessions.
Hello my children. Here's over here, Mike.
Hello my children. We have to hear the confession.
Oh sorry, so my falling apart here.
Far. Oh, by the way, Father Ojari, I
just want to I'm surprised you were able to make it.
I know the all the buzz around does.
If you hope. I'm surprised you're not over in
Italy. I'm surprised.
You're not at the Vatican. Yeah, I I did.
I took a red eye 'cause I knew you.
I found out you guys were recording today.
So I, you know we can't man. I'll, I'll fly back in a minute.
I heard you're the one of the top candidates.
I'm one of the top 10. Yeah, yeah, 1 of the time.
I didn't. It's quite the.
Honor I. Didn't realize I hadn't made
Cardinal yet, but. Yeah, it was right before he
passed. He, I heard he.
He, he gave me the cardinalship. OK, good.
All right, So welcome to Confessions with Father Ojary.
In today's confession, we are getting a story from a young man
who kind of told a little lie to Yep, he's a Sinner to make
himself a little bit better feel better about himself.
But anyway, so in today's confession he writes, I faked
knowing astrology to get laid. And now I run a full time moon
newsletter. So let's hear this story.
So I met this girl at a bookstore and she asked me what
what? What are my signs?
And he panicked and he's like he he struggled to find the answer.
And the only thing that I could think of saying, he says was
Cancer rising, Pisces moon, emotionally hydrated, whatever
the. Crazy that you could even pull
that out of your ass. Whatever the fuck that means.
So I I waited anxiously to see her reaction.
She looked at me as if I had just read her soul.
Were. Long story short, we fucked.
Jesus damn. That easy.
Hmm, good thing we're in confession.
Problem is, other than lying of course, is that she told all of
her friends and now I've somehow become the emotionally intuitive
guy who knows your Venus placement.
Oh God, you don't. Know he's one of those guys.
Since then, I've read enough birth charts to qualify for a
fake PHDI have a weekly newsletter.
I have a e-mail list. I once told a Co worker that my
Mercury was in Gatorade just to buy myself a meeting extension.
My Mercury was in Gatorade, all right.
Now I give people spiritual guidance at brunch.
And worst of all, I think I believe in this shit now.
Oh no, that's the that's probably the worst thing out of
everything. I know so who you?
You must have had some sort of like knowledge in the astrology
to even couple up with a bullshit fucking answer like
that, right? I think meme culture alone could
give you enough to say some shit like your Scorpio Pisces moon
rising like it's not. That's not too far off of like,
I don't know. What is hilarious is that this
guy kept up a cover for years to get some pussy that he now knows
probably more than the average person on theology.
Right. He probably just wanted to hit
and quit, but since the girl went off and told everybody
about it, now he's got to keep up this farce.
This goes to show you though you can learn anything on YouTube.
You can do anything. So here's a question, all right?
Has there been anything that you have lied about in order to get
a piece of ass? To get a piece of ass.
Or whatever. I don't know, just just to kind
of benefit yourself. Never to, never to get, never to
get some, some buns. No, no buns.
To get a job to. Get a job.
Oh yeah dude, my resume is. You lied to get a job.
No, my resume is just fluffed up, you know what I mean?
Just like. Everybody.
Well, how did you fluff up your resume?
How did you fluff up your resume?
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Like I for. Years of experience.
Yeah, your years of experience your your piece there.
Like if what? My mustache.
Yeah, the mustache is. Yeah, I think it's I think the
mustache is done okay. Imagine how bad the things gonna
smell by episode 10. It's.
Already got a little? Yeah, you know how you you, you
make it you so like. Yeah, like when you when.
You're like, you could say you worked at McDonald's, right?
You worked at the front cashier. It's like people management
skills and you just, you just and set everything up.
Yeah, instead of being like the drive through window guy, you're
the, you're the, yeah, you know, subject matter service
technician, engineer. Yeah.
In your your fluent and capable in PCs systems like you name the
the program that you used and like you just yeah, that's how
you have to fluff them. All right, so I will say that.
Never to get buns though. That's my answer.
I've never. Never.
So my answer is, I once told people that I went to what?
A masseuse school? What is that?
Yeah. Is that what it's called?
Massage. Therapy.
Massage. Yeah.
Massage massage school. Yeah, it's just not believable
that way. Yeah, I went to massage school.
Let me touch you in places. Dude, that's the creepy If
you're gonna sit here and tell me that you gave a girl a
massage by Oh, that is so. Weird. 100% Yep and it's
actually worked a few times so go fuck yourself.
Oh man, Yep. You have the hands of a
masseuse, Yeah. Yeah, so it it's worked a few
times, you know, just in conversation, like, oh, you
know, what did you do when you were younger or were what did
you go to school for? I went to massage therapy
school. Oh, oh, you know how to give
massages. I'm like, yeah, what do you want
One? She's like, OK.
Was it, was it good? Did they enjoy it after?
Did you get 5 stars? They said they didn't.
I don't know. I see.
I was, I don't, I think I've, if I was in the dating pool for
longer, I probably would have, I'd have a better story.
I just got taken off the market at a fairly relatively.
Yeah, I think I've, if I got in, if I was dating late into my
20s, I, yeah, I would. I'd have probably have some
stories. You'd be good at it too, because
you have, like, the confidence to pull it off, yeah.
We always joke about that, that like I could, somebody could
come in and say like catch me doing something and I can make
up a ridiculous. 'Cause even if the girl like
catches you in the lie, yeah, you just you would twist it to
make it believable again. Flip it, flip it completely.
That's why. I mean, we always joke around
there. Psychopathic.
You're a fucking gas later. Ohh yeah. 100% no, no, you know
you are. You are.
Yeah, you are. You're a gas later, so I'm not
going to name a I'm not going to say what this specific situation
is, but I actually called you out on something one time and
you and you were like totally trying to gaslight me.
Like it was like me that I was. That was crazy for thinking what
I was. Saying well, say it now, say it
now. When I when I confident
confidentiality, whatever I told you in confidence.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I was the gaslighting.
A certain situation. And we can't talk about that on
this podcast, and you're gonna have to add it that way.
And then you went and told people at work, trustworthy
people, I'd call trustworthy people.
Well, I thought it was trustworthy people.
That was my story to tell. You're right.
So anyway, so I call him up at where he where he was and I'm
like bro, are you telling me I never said anything?
Not to the people that were saying that they knew.
That's not gaslighting though, by the way.
No, you made me feel like I was crazy for asking you that.
No, because you. No.
Yeah, not enough context I think.
Not enough context. Yeah, you can't.
You can't have. Alright so so I have a
particular kink. I have a particular kink and I
was out on a date and I told this person, 'cause we're
talking about kinks. I told this person the kink and
the next thing you know, I'm a narcissist and I'm a fucking
freak and I told Garrett I'm like, if you're in an open
conversation, how are if you're telling me you're kink, how are
you going to kink shame me, right For her?
Yeah, yeah. How are you going to kink shame
me 'cause? Her for kink was just as weird.
Yeah, so and I told Garrett and then Garrett told people I work.
No, I told one person. OK.
One person somehow that jumped to two other people and
definitely not the two people that told you, asked you about
it and that there's this is not a good enough context because
the person. More context.
No, the person that we told, the person that I told is considered
to me one of the most trust, the more trustworthy.
But the problem is he likes to talk and he gets excited.
Yeah. Anyways, Garry's a gas later and
if you were in the market for longer than you were, you would
100% have a lot of people in therapy right now.
No, no, no. You definitely would you.
Would have therapy now you're going to make me sound like a
horrible person. Not therapy.
I just would have lied to get some buns.
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
You think you would have like multiple stories going on where
you have like multiple characters with?
I'm told like I worry about that.
It's probably a good thing. It's probably.
Do have the sociopathic tendency?
It's probably a good thing you got pulled out of it early
because you could have harmed a lot of people.
That's. What I'm saying?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't think guys are making
me sound like Joe from fucking? What's that?
What's the show you? You don't, you know that messes
people up, you know? Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm glad Kelly snatched you up when you.
Snatched me up now that I'm just locked and.
Grounded you and. It'll be.
Kept you out of trouble A. Lot more people.
It definitely kept me out of trouble for sure.
All right, So, yeah, so I said I was a masseuse, which is
probably. I mean, here I am, I'm
criticizing you. I'm kind of a.
Hypocrite. Yeah.
I'm kind of a hypocrite because I'm telling people that I'm
something. To physically touch their body
to physically. Touch their bodies.
To physically touch it. I mean, not me, not me, Dave.
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, father of.
Father of Jerry would never do. That no, never, never.
He does it for those kids. Shut the fuck up.
All right, this is going downhill.
Very fucking all right. So let us know in the comments,
Spotify, wherever you can, let us know.
Is there something that you lied about that so you could get
something that you wanted? I later on in the story, like
maybe in the next episode we'll save it or for the Patreon,
we'll talk about the actual kink that you got.
There is one on there is there is a story.
Listen, there's a story on Reddit that somebody has a
similar similar thing. We don't cut kink shape.
No, not here on Chatsui for sure.
Chatsui. All right, what do we got coming
up next? We got a little mail call.
Yeah, we could do some mail call.
All right, mail call, mail call. Hey, welcome to mail call.
This is This is a. High functioning high end
podcast dude. Odd.
Point Listen, I'm. Telling you marble floors, the
fucking top studio we got, our producer has 17 computers behind
them. Oh yeah.
God, everything is just automatic.
Clockwork. God, yeah, works great.
Yeah. Alright, so welcome to Mail
Call. You know the rules for Mail
Call. You send in your questions and
we answer them honestly and truthfully.
No secrets allowed. Could be anything you want to
ask. Rapid fire questions, personal
questions. What are our deepest darkest
thoughts? Our hopes and dreams?
And is having a sex with a silicone silicone doll close to
the real thing? So it's not it's closest, it's a
close second without the awl. You only you only go for two
minutes. You know, you don't hear none of
that shit. So nothing is awful limits.
So. Oh man, what?
So what do we have this week, Casey?
All right. Well, we got a few mail call
questions. All right, let's see.
Let's see what you guys your take on this OK Fire Lord ruler
over flames 86 there's. No way.
There's no way that's real. That's someone trolling.
Well, they write. World of War.
World of Warcraft is my first love.
That's from yesterday. That's you.
That's it's got nothing to do with me.
You were making fun of us in fun of it last episode, though.
You were. I know.
Yeah. Yeah, this is your question.
No, I think it'll be for both of you.
OK, World of Warcraft is my first love, but when I'm taking
a pause from what I consider my real life, I love to look for
and take in some podcasts, especially new ones that pop up.
I stumbled upon this podcast Chatsui and when I heard that
Garrett is a fellow Wow player. Dude, it's a, it's a
brotherhood. It kind of gave me courage to
want to send in a mail call question.
Oh, very nice. To be honest, I'm seeking advice
more than anything. You see, I am a heterosexual
male. What the fuck?
Where's this going? Where's this going?
I'm a heterosexual male and I'm going out on my first date with
a biological female. What?
Why is Why are they using pronouns and shit?
Probably like fucking 19, who knows.
Good. To be honest, I'm not really
looking forward to this date as I much prefer my computer, but I
am basically being forced to go out with this girl because our
mothers are best friends anyway me and this girl have.
I was going to say this is this is insane.
Go ahead. Me and this girl have nothing in
common and I have no idea what to do.
I feel like this is going to be a waste of time for both of us.
Garrett, I don't know how you managed to procreate or why.
No shit, no shit. Why you would have as I imagine
it cuts into your wow time. Anyways, can you guys give me
some advice to get out of this so it won't set up my mother or?
Get out of it is hilarious bro. Maybe just not playing World of
Warcraft to get on that fucking go to that date.
Or if you think I should go out with this girl.
And if I do take this girl out, what what should I do with her?
Bro that is fucking amazing. First off, can I just say I was
right? If you play World of Warcraft,
you have a very difficult time fucking getting laid.
It's not true. Not true.
Wow. It's been around for a long
time. We were, we were kids when it
when it started. And now it's just it's gone to
the point where 20 years later people are still playing it.
Yeah, dude, you need to go on that fucking date.
It's like, I don't know what to tell you.
Figured go as long as it's not a sit down dinner date.
What do you mean? Sit down dinner date for a guy
like that is like obviously he's a in cell introverted kid.
You know what I mean? You can't be like you throw that
kind of kid into a like a sit down conversation dinner.
That's going to be a nightmare. Do something, go for a walk, go
to play mini golf, do like something active where you can
walk and talk and and actually have an activity to play a paint
and sip. Great.
I don't even know if the kids old enough to turn off doesn't
sound like he's. A I swear to God if he is under
the age of 30 I'm going to fucking.
Yeah, he's gotta be, huh? He's gotta be under the age of
30. No, I mean what I'm saying is if
he's older than that, like that's.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there's some people
are she's friends with my it's it's not just World of Warcraft.
I think video games in general creates that culture.
Yeah. Like if you get sucked into it,
wow, it just happens because you get a like, it's just there's so
much you like, you gotta keep playing to to progress.
Plus it's fair. There's a social aspect.
So you you make friends. You make.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't make friends.
Do people get married and like from World of Warcraft?
I know people who have legit have kids and family started
from that game. It's crazy.
So they have just one huge family of fucking nerds.
No, well, that's the problem. You can't have two people
playing in your family because then nothing gets done like.
Not even fucking. As far as me, I was a good
balance of both. Like I still played sports, I
still did things outside of just play video games.
So it was a little different. Well.
You and you and you had your your top tier break dancing
dance team. I did.
I did dance with your. You can look that video.
You can look that video up with. Your Cat in the Hat, Doctor
Seuss. Thank you for editing that in
there, by the way. Listen, I was a theater kid, OK?
I was a theater kid. I wanted my whole goal.
I think we did. We talk about this.
Yeah. Yeah.
My whole goal is to get on Disney Channel.
Yeah, Disney. So you took theater to be on
Disney? Yeah, but that was before high
school. Listen, everything changed when
I started smoking weed. Like 9th grade I started
skateboarding, Yeah, started smoking weed and.
I was still playing World of. Warcraft Oh yeah, still played
Wow, sure that that never changed like, but then I just
completely I didn't do any anything else.
I thought everything was like, you know, you try to be that
that cool. Nah man, I don't want to play
you, just you drop. Everything but deep down you
missed your. True love I missed it.
I missed my true love were. You thinking about it?
Oh, you're. Smoking weed and being cool.
That I wanted to. Act you really wanted to be and.
I wanted to be on you. Want to break out in a fucking
show tune? No.
Theater's fun, dude. Listen, I don't.
I won't take the theater slander, all right?
There's a lot of theater kids out there.
There's a lot of theater. Kids out there, I did theater.
I did theater in high school, yeah.
The difference between you and I is I had no hopes or aspirations
to be on Disney Channel. Well, I didn't want to do
theater. It was just that was the.
That's the logical step to try to get right on to.
I did theater. Because you were trying to get
laid. A bunch of fucking hot girls.
Hot girls. I took no my theater.
Some of them, some are good. Looking at my theater, yeah.
They got a little, they got like horse girl energy, You know what
I mean? Theater girls and horse girls
are like very similar in like different realm.
But we're about to get flamed for that one.
Yeah. But as far wait, like back to
the question, 'cause we're we're rambling.
Yeah, dude, go on that date. Definitely cause if.
You missed this one. The next one's probably never
coming. And then, and I highly recommend
not a dinner date. Do something else.
Does that make sense? You know what I'm trying to say,
A dinner date is very stressful for someone who's not, who can't
keep up a conversation or can't talk or or have things to say,
especially your first time. Yeah, you want to do some sort
of activity 'cause then the activity dominates the time.
You'll end up like that kid on the new season of Love on the
Spectrum with the headphones hiding.
Underneath the table hiding. But yeah, poor guy, all right?
Yeah, do it. Get off of it.
Go touch grass, buddy. Yeah, go outside.
Yep. You can't play Wow forever.
It's not a real world and they aren't your real friends.
They need real life. They.
Need real going? To a wedding with Wow players.
You need real life experiences. That's listen to buddy.
Don't don't let him talk down to you.
I know all. Right.
What else we next question? That was an insane question.
That was whoever that was. Fire Lord is hilarious.
It's better than Sir Garfunkel. Oh, and for all my Wow friends,
I'm rating MC on hardcore on Sunday next Sunday so.
Go ahead, whatever that means. I'm, I'm talking to the Fire
Lord, fucking whatever his name is.
Yeah, maybe he'll TuneIn. And he'll TuneIn let you know
how. Early got a new fake best friend
on the fucking wherever. Yeah, in the world of the
Warcraft. Slide me the Battle.net buddy.
Message me on Hey Fire Lord Storm, send him a fucking friend
request. What's your name?
Me, yeah, Crack and wagon crack and.
Wagon, I'm not. Kidding, That's really my thing.
That's your thing about the. World crack and wagon all.
Right, so all the girls, all the nerds out there that can't get
any girls, Crack and wagon. Crack and wagon.
All right, what else we got? All right, next question.
Yeah, you're George McFly, right?
How old, George? Dude, there's.
Keep going. Well, that's like that's anyway.
That's no, it's funny. That's the name that's.
You're that's the name. You're George McFly, OK.
Iconic moment and Back to the Future.
Yeah, I got it. I get it.
Yeah. How old is too old to go to
Disney? Oh, don't actually I'm.
About to make people piss. How old is too old to go to
Disney World? My family and friends are upset
with me because I'm a single guy while into my 30s and I still go
to Disney every year. Oh my God.
For one week out of the year I can escape this gloom and doom
world of ours and just lose myself in the magic and wonder
that is Disney World. There's no better feeling for me
than to enter the that park and set my 10 year old self free to
run wild all over the park. What in the Michael Jackson is
going? On.
Please tell my friends and family they are wrong and that
there is no age limit on what makes you happy.
And have you guys ever been to Disney World and if so, what's
your favorite parks, rides and characters?
Oh. Actually I like this part.
Mine are magic Kingdom, it's a small world and Peter band.
Shut up, he's trolling. That's a troll.
So. We're the bro.
Age unhappiness. I'm going to be, can I, can I
start this off Dave, please? Thank you.
First off, a grown man going to Disney by himself, That's a red
flag. Get him the fuck out of the
park. I don't care what you just say.
How old? Depending on if you have kids.
If you have kids, magic. Ageless.
I'll even let you go if you're a couple, but Disney adults are
fucking weird. I don't care what anyone says,
it's weird. I don't shame anyone for
enjoying certain things. If you enjoy Disney, enjoy
Disney. Like the people who, like, are
obsessed with Christmas and start putting their Christmas
decorations up after Halloween. It's my wife, you know?
Like, it hasn't even been Thanksgiving yet.
Like a lot of people, like, oh me, we haven't even had Turkey
yet. We get your Christmas stuff, you
know. What I mean, those people kind
of suck. Whatever.
If you want to celebrate Christmas early, celebrate.
You know, I don't really care. Me personally, I don't care for
Disney in the least. I brought the kids.
We used to go every couple of years, down to Disney, down to
Orlando. Did you go as kit as a kid?
No. I your parents haven't brought
you how? How long have we known each
other? I know.
I'm just don't remember. I know it was like you were like
the lake vacation, right? I had government cheese.
That's true. We didn't do fucking, we went
camping at the fucking local. Camp, though maybe that's why
you were like, I don't really care because you never had the
magic when you were a kid. You always brought.
You saw you saw it through your children's eyes.
A lot of these people, I think like, hold on to that core
memory. It's nostalgic.
Yeah, yeah. So I mean, if we're saying that.
So the local campground should hold some nostalgia.
Yeah, dude, Yeah. You wanna go camping?
You wanna I kinda wanna go camping?
I fucking hate camping. I just wanna know what
government cheese tastes like. It's the best.
The best? The best cheese ever?
How do you know? Because it's the shit cheese,
and I love shit cheese. Nope, it was great cheese.
It's I'm just. Like of a of a of a really
sharp, sharp cheddar. I love sharp cheddar.
Yes, yeah, that's that's basically what it was made the
best grilled cheeses. For sure.
I'm glad. Cheddar wouldn't be.
I'm glad to hear that the government is taking care of our
people. That was back.
No, that was back then. Now they give you a fucking
debit card or. Whatever.
Yeah, you get the EBT, you can just use it for.
We actually got a big block. It's like, I'm not even kidding.
It was like a about the size of a loaf of bread.
Just a block of fucking cheese. We got the powdered milk and
what else did we get? We got some other stuff, but I
remember none of us kids, there was five of us, none of us kids
loved the powered powdered milk. So my mom would fool like try to
trick us. Like she would go out and
actually buy a jug of like real milk.
And once that jug was empty, she would fill it then with the
powdered milk to make us think that it was actually real milk.
But there's no comparison. Yeah, you take a sip.
It's like water. It's like is this?
It's basically white water. That's all it was.
What is it? Just like condensed milk powder?
Just put it in. You just mix it in, shake it up,
you know, But the cheese, the cheese was great.
That's what. See, that's nostalgic for me.
You know what? I.
Mean government cheese. The government cheese, living
bare bones, you know, hand me down clothes for my brothers.
I never had like really had new new clothes.
And look at this guy now. Brand new Jeep outside.
Yeah, the fucking. Maybe that's.
Why the line? Yeah.
Maybe that's why I spend so much fucking money.
I'm like, maybe that's what it is.
Maybe that's what the Disney people are.
Yeah, you know, maybe they just love spending fucking $87.00 for
a fucking cheeseburger. It's yeah, it's pretty.
Right around. That's pretty crazy.
It is. We did The last time he went it
was for a family of four for four days.
All four parks $8000. You went to all four parks?
Yeah. 8 grand. 8 grand. Wow.
For and that's what I mean, we stayed on site.
We did it, we did it. We didn't.
We didn't try to like budget. It was.
You didn't. You didn't hold Princess.
No. Cinderella for.
That it was too old for that. But no, I mean you.
You did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's called the fuck. I forgot the name of it.
Oh, wait. We had to go back though,
because I we got to go back to what the question was.
It was what? What was it?
What? Was it what park is your
favorite? What character ride characters?
Riding character. Yeah, so.
I'm So you're saying that he's too old to be gone?
Yes, that's weird. Yeah, a grown man going by
himself to Disney World is. That's a red flag, and I don't.
Enjoy, you're saying? Well, mine's two-part.
Yeah, it's OK that you like Disney.
By all means, go go watch Frozen.
How many however fucking times you want to watch it going to
the park by yourself? You got some petal vibe.
Unless, unless there's a, there's a caveat here, unless
he's a little acoustic. Oh yeah, that's true.
You know what I mean? There's like that's different.
There's the adults that. I think if his family's freaking
out about it and his friends, they're probably, it's probably
not. He's probably not.
That's true. That's true.
I forgot about that. If he's like David from Love on
the Spectrum, I don't know why. I've just finished Love on the
Spectrum. So that's all my references are
Love on the Spectrum. But if he's like David from Love
on the Spectrum, then there's no problem.
Go ahead, go to Disney all you want, but a grown man who like,
works a job and just no, that's weird.
He's probably like some executive, you know?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So what's your OK, Jerry? What's your favorite?
Well. I've only.
Like riding character. I've only been to Magic Kingdom.
OK, so this should be easy for you.
Right. Pretty narrow dude.
There's no way. Even when you took the kids.
Yes. Oh, they were young.
Young. Yeah.
When you went. Oh, OK, that makes sense.
Then there's no point in don't bringing.
Young kids but I've gone like 5 times all to United Magic
Kingdom. OK, right what?
What is? What's your magic Kingdom choice
then? Well, they don't have it
anymore. What is it?
Splash Mount Space Mountain. Space Mountain.
Still there is it? I thought they converted it.
Oh no, was it Splash Mountain? Splash Mountain is it was still
there. It's it's, it's the same ride.
It's just updated. It's called Tiana Tiana's.
Oh, that's. Right.
Yeah, that's because. It's just they just changed the.
Because the woke people fucking complained about it 'cause there
was like a Pelican or something there or something.
Splash Mountain, Yeah, but I don't know there was.
There was there, wasn't there, like a character in there, like
racial undertones? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. There definitely was.
Yeah, and character, when I went when I went there, I don't know.
I always thought that this, this is gonna this is gonna make me
feel weird now. I always thought the little like
at the end of the at the end of the night where they lit up the
whole castle. Yeah.
And then the Tinkerbell. Oh, Tinkerbell's hot.
What are you? Talking about Tinkerbell, no.
Tinkerbell's a smoke show. The Tinkerbell thing that was
like that flies through the sky and then lights up the the
castle. Yeah, I I thought that was
pretty cool so. Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell with that little short green piece on.
Yeah, I don't know you. Magic Kingdom, we're going.
Pirates of the Caribbean. It's there's no, there's no
Space Mountain's great though. Pirates of the Caribbean
nostalgia, We're going Animal Kingdom, Pandora, the Avatar
ride, the new one. Fantastic, great ride.
And what was your character? I know.
Wait. Yeah, I'm waiting for that.
Oh. Character.
What's your favorite character from Disney?
Yeah, I'm going Stitch. Stitch is pretty good.
Stitch without a doubt, Yeah. Stitch from Leland Stitch.
Oh, is that? Is that a different?
Yeah, I also like Maui too. Maui's kind of dope.
OK. So we're we're different genres
of Disney. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm thinking older. Yeah, I could do older.
Like Aladdin, stuff like that. No Aladdin's like 90s.
Early 90s. Yeah, my, I didn't go when I was
a kid. I went brought one with my kids.
Yeah, my kids were early 2. Thousand I was going to go like
Snow White. I like.
Steamboat Willie. All right, Yeah, you're a
weirdo. Bye.
Poor guy all. Right.
Don't go by yourself, bring somebody.
Yeah, bring a date for a sake. Don't you have like a niece or a
nephew or something you can bring?
That's even weirder. Uncle, the weird uncle bringing
this niece. I don't know.
I'm not. I'm just trying to help out.
Like don't go by yourself. Like bring somebody I don't
know. Yeah, don't kidnap a kid and
bring him with. You know.
Yeah, Dave Jory at the Cat Suey thing told me to kidnap him and
bring him to Disney World. All right, what else we got?
Anything else? Do we have time for we have an
audio on? And another question, do we have
time for both or? Fuck it, let's go, let's roll,
let's go. All right, man, without a plan,
right? Man without a plan.
Man without a plan, I. Hate it here.
Ah, where? Where's here?
Every day I wake up and I know I was born in the wrong time, OK.
I am meant to be a dynastic rich aristocrat that lives in a
gilded mansion that will leave a lasting legacy and generational
wealth. OK, life.
I like this guy. Life is so unfair.
Do you guys ever wake up and feel like you were born in the
wrong time? And if you could change the time
with which you were born, what when would it be?
I think there's a few time periods I would I would want to
live in like I want to do the Tudor England.
Smell like. Shit, not like, not like live
there. I just kind of like want to
visit. I want to see what it's like
right you. Want to hang out with King Henry
the Eighth? Yeah.
And. Smell his shit.
And see him behead all of his wife.
Yeah, I'd want to go there A. Little fine shawty with some
fumes, smelling like crazy. I want to go back to the Civil
War era. I want to, I want to see all
that kind of shit, you know, do you, do you ever?
But. Civil war, I mean you're, I'm
assuming so you would go back in time like you are now.
Yep. And there's a civil war going
on, right? Are you, what are you doing?
Are you going to fight for the 'cause or?
It's like I'm going to fight for the South, baby.
All right. Do you ever think like if you
could go back in time but bring with you today's technology?
I'll bring it with you though, right?
Yeah. You ever think about that?
Yeah. 'Cause how were.
You at the stake, they'd think you're AI.
Don't. Know.
Warlock. Dude, But I just think like
going back in time to the Civil War and then bringing like a
fucking 50 Cal, you know, or like a jet like AF16 or
something and just fly over a battlefield and just blow the
fuck out of the Confederate. Jesus Christ, you.
Know what I mean? Like, wouldn't that?
I don't know, to me that would be cool.
Dude they would if you put an M60 on a machine gun nest on the
top of fucking Bunker Hill. Yeah.
All right. They would run for the fuck they
were like what the fuck? They just.
Blast the fuck? Oh, Civil War took fucking how
many years? Nope, it's over in a day.
Thank you, Dave, Jory with. One with one M60?
Yep. You're welcome.
Slavery. Slavery's over.
Dave Jarry saved it. So you're going to see Lincoln?
Your choice is the Civil War period and.
I got one more. And what was the other one?
The the smelly England. Tutor.
Tutor England. Tutor England.
OK. And the one where I would like
to go back and actually, actually live, wow, that guy
twisted up is probably like the 1960s, 60s, yeah, fifties, 60s.
That's my choice. Is 50s.
Yeah. Like to be a 50s dad would be
fantastic. Right, have the cigarettes
rolled up in your fucking. No, no, no.
I'm thinking like come home. Full.
Modern mid century. No, no, not.
Not Even so much like the the subservient wife, I don't.
Speak till I've. Spoken to it's the more of like
how dope dads were back then with the the white white
collared shirt, black tie, pocket protector and like come
back slick slick back hair. Literally like George McFly.
Yeah, exactly. But he was kind of a cuck.
George McFly was like a little. He was a pushover.
Yeah, right. Yeah, I. 1950s was would have
been fun. I mean, besides the coherent
like, you know, all the other problems that were going on like
but. I mean, every generation has
their issues. Yeah, you know, some more than
others. Some more than others.
Yeah, I definitely would not want to be born in this era.
Yeah, I struggle with that, with having young kids.
I struggle with that a lot. Like it's kind of, it's weird.
It's weird navigating. Knowing what life was like
growing up prior to social media, prior to, prior to cell
phones, prior to all of that. Like I actually enjoyed my
childhood. I agree.
I think me and Casey's like generation that nine, that early
90s kids that were born in the early early 90s, we were the
last ones that actually like didn't have technology.
We were the last one because we, I mean, we saw the beginning of
the Internet in the early 2000s. But as far as going outside with
no phone, no nothing. I mean, we still, we had dial
up, we had one computer in the office.
Like that's before all that now. Like my kids has had my kids
have had iPad since they were 4 like.
There's something about being unplugged from the world and
just, you know, going out, playing with your friends and
coming home and when the street lights come on, see.
Luckily though, like obviously I'm in a neighborhood where my
kids still kind of get to do that a little bit, but.
All these kids playing Wow nowadays, trapped in their
basements. Yep.
Yeah. Like I would absolutely not want
to be brought up here in this, in this day and age.
Nope. Nope.
I I thought being raised when I was raised was probably probably
the best time of my life. The 80s was definitely a a cool
time. Other than having nuclear war
drills and hiding at your desks, but other than that.
Maybe now. Now kids just have school
shooting drills, yeah. Yeah.
I get it. Well, Johnny can bring a gun in
at any time. That's what I say.
We all have our things. You know, there was a we're on
the brink of nuclear war when I was growing up.
Now you're on the brink of having your school shot up.
A. Sociopathic kid, Yeah.
Yep. So did we answer the question?
Probably 1950s. I'm saying 19. 50s, you said?
1950s, you said? Smelly England.
Smelly England civil war so I can go there with my M60 and
blow away the confederacy and and slavery all in one day.
Captain America. And then and then, yeah, 50s or
60s, yeah, it's cool. So yeah, you.
Do imagine buying a home off of a solo income you can work at
like a shitty factory job but you got a fucking house.
A pension. Yeah, your kids are set.
Yeah, how? How much was your four bedroom 2
bath house, $650 Yeah. I sold it for 1.6 million twenty
years. So yes, you both believe you
were born in the wrong time. Yes, that's what you're saying.
That's. The question.
Yeah, I don't think so. I liked, I liked my childhood.
I liked, I liked that we still got the modern technology era.
I don't think you could make it without.
Well, see if you're, I mean, a product of your environment.
If if I was born back then and that was all that, you know,
it's it is what it is. You might feel like this guy
that you were born, you know, 'cause you know, you'd be what,
quite older now, you'd you'd experience the technology you'd
be like, man, if I only if only I was born in.
Uncle Rico, Whatever. Want to see me throw this
football over the mountains? I could be a TikTok superstar, a
a ranking Wow player, whatever. I was actually.
Although if I knew now what all of this shit fucking meant back
when like, like with the podcast, like I don't even know
what a fucking podcast was until 5-6 years ago, but apparently a
podcast has been around since like 2000, 2001, maybe even I
think earlier, maybe. I don't know.
I didn't know anything about it. If I knew, I would have done
this way fucking earlier. Yeah, you know, but.
OK, Marty McFly with. Your book.
With the with the Sports Almanac.
Sports Almanac Go back in time and win it all, yeah?
So yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm, I would not want, I would not
choose to be raised in any other error than the one that I was
raised in. However, I would like to go.
Yeah, same. And see and visit and kind of.
I think life was easy in the 50s.
After. World War 2.
That's why I that's why we chose.
It was prosperity, right? America was booming at that.
Point maybe the only game in town.
Everywhere else was destroyed, yeah.
That's true. Sounds right.
Wasn't much competition out there, all right.
What do we got? We got you said, you said we got
an audio. Yeah, we have an audio on those
are some good ones, OK. All right, let's hear it.
Who's it from? Kate Goanna.
Yeah, all.
Right, let's, let's see what good.
Day, Kate. Good day, Kate, see what you
have to say. Ready.
All right, I'm a little dark and twisted.
Hey guys, how you doing? I love the new name by the way
it. Works I.
Like it so good on you guys. Not that I'd ever had chop suey
before. What did you say it was?
Spaghetti and macaroni? Yeah, it's.
Gross, you Americans, right? I want to ask Dave a question.
Dave, I've been waiting because I know that this is something
you feel strongly about. You haven't.
Well, maybe you have given feedback and I've just missed
it. But you haven't mentioned Casey
Anthony. You haven't talked about it.
I was waiting for the rant. Yeah, I feel, God, I feel
strongly about that. I really do.
That woman, honestly. But yeah, I was expecting you to
go on a rant about it and you haven't said anything.
I don't know if that's because legally you can't.
I can't think why it's. I think if she puts herself out
there, it's kind of open season really, isn't it?
But interested to know what you think about.
Her. Offering to give people legal
advice. I saw that when they've been
wrongfully. Accused not talking about.
That anyway I hope everybody is well loving the new podcast guys
you're doing a great job and I knew last week I just thought
when I was listening to it I thought Dave has got to be
pissed here there is no way that he would have volunteered that
information about Vanessa. I think we.
All know that. You've just confirmed it,
haven't you? Alright guys, have a great
morning. Evening.
What are the time it is over there?
17 mile Yeah, farewell from beautiful Australia.
Or Adelaide, I should say. More specifically.
OK, bye. Yeah, she she is a runner.
She doesn't like. I know she does like Iron Man.
Yeah, shit. And all these fucking.
Dude I would I'd be dead after the 5th.
She's probably had her 17th mild talking while she's running.
She's just jogging along so I was wondering.
We'd be like. Yeah.
So there there are a few questions in this, in this
thing. So First off, American chop
suey, right. We talked a little bit about it
last week, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the fridge, leftover
meal. Yeah, so I took a little
consensus at work and the vast majority of people agree that
American chop suey is basically spaghetti but with a macaroni
noodles. We did.
I put out two polls. I put out a poll on chat Sui on
Spotify and 100% said the same thing.
The poll on the criminal AF on Spotify actually had a 6040 edge
that American chop suey is not. It's not just right, but luckily
we work with a full-fledged fucking Italian who's
grandmother used to make chop suey and he says kind of what
you said, Garrett. It's basically the end of the
week before they go shopping. They take everything in the
fridge, throw it in fucking sauce and call it A.
Day and it's not even sauce it's like it's like you take those
green jars of whole tomato or the what are they called the
crushed tomatoes what? Yeah.
It's not like you take the, the, the red jar, the red sauce and
you don't you pour it in an American chop suey.
It's all it's like the thicker tomatoes.
It's the that's why like when they're like, oh, it's just
spaghetti with elbow. It's not it's not red sauce.
It's like a. Well, that's how tomato paste,
that's how we that's how I had it when we were growing.
But yeah, All right. So yeah, basically that's what
it is. With hamburger meat, right?
Going forward. OK, Now when she said that, she
knew I was pissed, right? Yeah.
So in America, pissed means that we're angry.
Yeah, but in Australia, pissed means that you're fucking
hammered. You're drunk, right?
Yeah. You're pissy drunk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what she was saying.
She's like I. Could tell you you were pissed.
Yeah, I was fucking wasted. Oh my God.
Anyway, all right. But people didn't see when he
walked up the stairs from the podcast studio.
My wife was like, yeah, you're not.
You're you're staying. We're gonna order some food.
But you could tell. She could tell instantly that
she's like, We're gonna do you want, you want a grinder?
Good old Kelly. Yeah, she takes care of.
She takes care of us. Yeah.
All right, so go back to the other thing.
Casey Anthony is a fucking cunt. That's confirmed.
You have her, you have her TikTok.
I can, yeah, I can pull it up. Casey, All right?
I I just want to watch. Yeah, I've watched it before.
I just want to see it again real quick.
All right, I don't know. Somewhere in there she says, oh,
I've been a legal fucking whatever for 11 years.
Yeah. Oh.
Oh, you mean since you murdered your fucking daughter?
Yeah. Right, First off, get the fuck
off of TikTok, dude. We don't want you on social
media. Like why can't you do what every
other fucking loser did and change your name and drop off
the face of the planet? And whenever they get away with
it, that's what they do. That's like the MO And she's
like, no, she's a lawyer. Is it?
She's using her infamy, right? Is that what that's that the
right? Infamy.
Yeah. She's using her infamy to become
the like she's she knew that if she.
Posted that. That it was going to get views,
it was going to get clicks, and that's kind of disgusting in my
opinion. Oh.
Let's do you want to check it out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's a break up.
Remember when we did fuck Mary Kill?
Yeah, yeah. In criminal AF.
Yeah, I think I said raw. She wants it raw.
I said fuck Casey Anthony. So.
She wants it raw and uncut. We're.
Supposed to do OK. You mean Did you just say
strangle? This Saturday, March 1st, 2025
this is my first of probably many recordings on a series that
I'm starting. I am a legal advocate, I am a
researcher. I've been in the legal field
since 2011 and in this capacity, I, I feel that it's necessary if
I'm going to continue to operate appropriately as a legal
advocate, that I start to advocate for myself and also
advocate for my daughter. For those of you who don't know,
my name is Casey Anthony. My daughter is Kaylee Anthony.
My parents are George and Cindy Anthony.
This is not about them. This is not in response to
anything that they have said or done.
That's not to say that I'm not going to respond at some point
to some of the things that they have said and done.
The whole point of this is for me to begin to reintroduce
myself. I'm doing this, you don't.
Want you to? Bitch personally for me, but in
a professional capacity moving forward, the majority of what
you will see will be me speaking in a professional capacity.
My goal is to continue to help give a voice to people, to give
people tools and resources that they can utilize so they
actually know where they can turn to.
So with that, who's? Going to turn.
You on sub SEC? Who will take that back?
And then? You then then they've got to
plug this up. That's the thing.
Directly up until this point, that has never happened and it's
only going to be on a limited basis regarding legal issues,
legal matters. If you want legal advice after
you murder your daughter, I have.
The reasons that I'm doing. Message me.
Oh, sorry, no, I was. Just no.
Yeah, it's. It's fine.
You could pause it, yes. All right, yeah, All right.
So we we basically got the gist of it.
Yeah. So lots of things.
Nobody gives a fuck. He's.
Going to get fired. Dave's getting fired up.
Nobody gives a fuck about you. Maybe you should doing only fans
because you're a fucking douchebag whore who fucking
should just be doing only fans. I think that's the smarter
route. Yeah who?
Nobody wants to see you on TikTok and giving legal advice
for a murder you fucking got away with.
Oh my God, imagine what her imagine what her personal
requests would be like. Yeah, I don't believe that
'cause you know how like, they're like the girls.
Some girls were like post that, like, oh, some guy wanted me to
print out his photo and shit on it or like some crazy shit like
that. Imagine what hers are.
Oh my God. It would kind of kind of make me
sick though, that she would make.
She would make a fucking boatload of money.
Oh, shoot me, multimillionaire. Yeah, she would be.
So don't put that idea in her head.
Yeah, which is kind of fucked up.
It is, but I, you, I know society and we're all fucking
twisted. And she would make she'd be a
top one. What do they say?
Top one percenter. Oh yeah, yeah, top one
percenter. But yeah, my opinion on Casey
Anthony is she's a douchebag. I don't care if she says that
she didn't do it. Your daughter was dead
regardless, and you went out and fucked and partied and fucking
drank and fucking did everything for 30 days.
Oh, it's because I was traumatized because I was abused
by my father. No, your fucking daughter was
dead the entire time and you fucking knew it, all right?
You are a piece of shit. Fucking on my fucking.
Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, the what?
Once Who gives a shit about childhood trauma At the point
after you have your own child, it's time to move on.
It's. And then she was missing for
like, what, a month? If, if you have childhood trauma
and you have a child when yeah, that would just make you, yeah,
that would make you want to fucking protect them even.
More. That's only some people though.
Some people will fall back in this exact cycle that they were
in. You know what I mean?
You, you there. It's.
Either you figure that out or
you don't. I don't know I to me, if she
wants to be lawyer, then go to law school and right and learn
the you know, the trade and. But why?
She's a legal advocate, Yeah. She's.
On sub stacker tik toker where the fuck she wants to go?
Yeah, it's it's, it's shady. Yeah.
Use your name to to drive traffic to something I and sub
if sub stack if we find out that sub stack was like paid her to
endorse it too, which is that's even fucking shittier in that
company. Yeah, I hope.
I hope not. Yeah, I don't know, just
because. Capitalizing over murdering your
daughter. It's fucking.
To me, just because you're, you know, you were involved in, you
know, a criminal case and you know, you went through lots of
stuff and you worked with a lot of talented lawyers, that
doesn't necessarily correlate to you being an expert on the law.
And right, you know, I, I think if you're, if that's something
she's really interested in and wants to pursue or whatever,
then. And she's acting like she
defended herself, right? Like, but she had one of the
best attorneys you could get, you know?
And she fucked him. Oh, rumor.
Allegedly. No, she fucked him.
Allegedly you got you got to say allegedly she.
Fucked it, yeah. Just like she killed her
daughter, allegedly. No, she killed her.
Yeah, without it. She killed her daughter and she
fucked her return. That's like trying to say OJ
didn't do it. OJ did it.
OJ killed them. All right, next.
What's the next one? Well, that was it.
Is that it? That that was the last.
Yeah, so Kate, fuck that bitch. Yeah, or if she's Kate's from
Australia. Fuck that cunt.
Yeah, fuck that cunt. She's a dog cunt.
She's a shit cunt, right? Is that what they say in
Australia? You only give Tourette's.
Fucking cock. Fucking motherfucker.
Well, maybe you're done. You're done.
Maybe one day we'll have to venture down under and actually
see how. I'm going down under tonight but
I'm bumped. I like Tourette's, the ones that
swear, but I also like the ticks that yeah, there's the ones that
swear and the ones that have ticks, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We know.
It's my favorite. All right, enough about that
fucking bitch. All right, so we've got
something else that happened in the news here recently.
Yeah. Father Ojari is tragically.
So Father Ojari had to fly back out to the fucking to.
The Vatican, he had to get his cardinal ship real quick, so
he's eligible. Right, he took the Pope.
Mobile out of here fast. So Gary, you were actually
bringing this up earlier? What that the Pope died?
Pope Francis. Yeah, Pope Francis, I told Casey
before and he's he brought up the article of the future
candidates of for the next Pope. We have a list.
Yes, there's a top ten list or something like that.
That was quick. Yeah, well, I think there's
already. How does that work?
How do they pick the Pope? The Pope.
They vote, they vote. They.
Yeah, they. Vote.
But who decides who's voting? The Cardinals.
And you can't vote for yourself. This seems made-up to me.
You can vote for yourself. You can vote for yourself.
Oh, can you? Yeah.
All I It's smoke, right? There's something about smoke.
Yeah, so. If they don't agree, there's
black smoke. If they do agree.
So they they've known the fuck they've.
Known. It's weird, dude, It's weird.
They, they've known that the Pope, Pope Francis, he's been
Pope since like 2013 or something.
He was the progressive Pope, right?
He was like, yeah, gay people can.
Get married. He was the more progressive
Pope. You know, he still had a hard
line on abortion and things like that.
But But yeah, he he. Had a hard on.
Hard line. Oh, hard line.
He had a hard on of abortion. Hey, I don't kink shame Pope.
Yeah, whatever. Hey, he was a very simple Pope.
He never wore gold, you know. He didn't live in the paper.
I showed you a picture of his bedroom.
Yeah, I showed it like. He lived in a modest apartment.
Yeah, go look, Garrett showed. Garrett showed me a picture of
the Pope's bedroom and it was just like this, A twin size bed
with just like a A. Cross across something and
nothing else in the. Room and then he shows me a
picture of Joel Osteen's fucking house which is like 90,000
fucking square feet there's. A a cascading Infinity pool.
I'm like, yeah, this, this guy's really preaching the word of God
over here. He's mega church fucking.
Losers. Oh God, yeah.
Yeah, Yeah. Go ahead.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah.
Yeah, no. So he, you know, lived very
modestly, you know, which is, you know, different for most
popes. Most popes embrace the the
papacy and the papacy, you know. And papacy.
They wear all the fancy robes and watch clearance, the red
shoes and all that stuff. But anyway, they've known he's
been in. Obviously it's been in the news.
He's they. Have their pick of the finest
children. It's the finest Church Catholic.
Children only the finest imported.
There's somebody. There's somebody listening to
this. Now it's like this, these
fucking guys. Important.
How dare you talk to people who cry over the fucking Pope guy.
It's weird. I mean, he represents the Church
and the yeah, one point 1.3 billion Catholics.
I. Can see.
Yeah, well, we just lost 1.3 billion fucking listeners.
Yeah, yeah, they're good. So yeah, no, he yeah, but.
Go back to what is it's they get so the the the highest ranking
Cardinals get in a row you. Know me, I can't just answer the
question. Yeah, I know I'm just I'm just
confused. I don't know how that like so is
it like AI should be it and then they go like, oh, or like did
they like vouch for someone else?
Like if it's us three in the room, right, and we have to
decide who is it Like we have to decide who's going to leave this
thing right now and then you pitch your why I should the.
Conclave is total secrecy. They have.
I think there's 135 Cardinals that are going to be eligible to
vote. Oh wait, it's really called the
conclave. Yeah, the papal.
Conclave. So how, how do they how do they
pick these 10 out of the 130 or whatever?
I think they're. No, no, no.
So this this what we're going to see from the New York Post.
This is all speculation so they can.
They. They can vote for anyone, anyone
that's been the baptized. So wait, anybody that's been
baptized? Yeah, the the Cardinals don't
have to pick from amongst themselves.
So I could be Pope. You could be Pope, yeah.
I didn't do all of the other shit.
I just I just been baptized. Yeah, you could become
technically. I didn't do all those like weird
classes and shit. Yeah, all those brainwashing.
Confirmation. You never.
You were never confirmed. No.
Oh, you're a fake one at all. Never confirmed I've been
baptized though. Doesn't.
Matter. I think they can literally it's
like they they decide so. But historically it's always
been a cardinal. So yeah, they're going to get
locked into a room. The Conclave.
And, and the Sistine Chapel and they're, you know.
They're hashing out. They can have up to four votes
per day and. Then that's what the black smoke
comes if they don't agree, right?
So they all have, you know, a piece of paper essentially, and
they write a name who they want to vote for and they bring it up
one at a time and it goes through, you know, they hand it
to somebody and it goes through like 3 or 4 people.
And there's ways to make sure that they're not manipulating
votes and stuff. For someone who's an atheist,
you know an awful lot about this.
Yeah, but he likes like that the whole Vatican like history and
how shit how to make control. It's politics.
Yeah, it's very politics and political.
I'm I'm a political junkie and I was a political junkie before
politics was cool. Like I was watching, you know, I
wasn't. A politics.
This guy was watching C-SPAN. Before 2016, when everybody all
of a sudden got into politics. I always said that you should
run for. Waterford.
Town council or whatever.
And there's there's a difference between just like because it's,
you know, you're absorbing information versus then, you
know, being a politician and. Wasn't I supposed to say huh?
Where he's from, where he's from, I don't know what
district. But no, so this is but this is a
political function. And yeah, I, I, I know far too
much about how other countries governments work, but this is
essentially how the Vatican government works.
And the Vatican government's kind of cool.
We really need you to get to your camera because you're
sitting here talking for the last 10 minutes.
And it's just on YouTube. And everybody just sees us, too.
Yeah, just listening. Yeah.
No, I I like it. I like it so.
So anyway, so. So Gary wants to know where the
fuck this black smoke is coming. From I take.
All the black smoke going. On there, so they take all of
the So there's 135 letters essentially.
Yeah, they take all of it and you know, they read it off and
they go 1 by 1 if there's not a majority.
Somebody lights a fire. Yeah, if they're, if they didn't
elect a Pope by the numbers, it the now the chimney's not
actually always in the Sistine Chapel.
They actually erect it for this specific purpose.
But they take all those, you know, votes and they put them in
the chimney. They have actually a a chemical
now. They used to do it differently,
but now they have a chemical that they use that will create
either black smoke or white smoke.
Black smoke represents that they did not elect the Pope in that
round. White smoke means that they did.
And everybody stands outside and just wait.
And they wait. And then if they did, if they
see the white smoke, then we have a new Pope at.
But it's still going to take time before we figure out who it
is. And then they will come out and
they will dress and. The guy's hands on the Hitler
window balcony. And he's like.
These waves. But yeah, that's we have a new
Pope. That's that's kind of how it
works. It's so crazy.
Actually it I kind. Of like it so the Pope never it.
It doesn't like get announced prior to there's just a random
dude who just shows up on the fucking balcony.
Yeah. There's it's not like the there.
It's not a the. People don't get to go for it.
It's the it's the the conclave, right?
I kind of like that, dude. I would put me in that fucking
room. I'm coming out of there as the
Pope, I promise you. You put me in the room.
That's all I need. Give me.
You're gonna. Gaslight, everybody.
Let me gaslight everybody. Yeah.
All of a sudden to be like, you guys would seriously, you guys
would be like, no, there's no way.
There's no way you could. And I would come up on that
balcony where in that shit knowing damn well I don't
believe in any of the shit. Oh man.
Just give me a, give me a chance.
Send me to Italy now all. Right.
Yeah. So you know, that's.
It's wild though. That is crazy.
And with I mean not now I don't think the the Pope has as much
influence as he had, but I mean back in the 8 hundreds and and
even back down to like the like the 1212 hundreds and shit like
the amount of influence and power.
Influence. No, I mean what?
He definitely has influence. Influence is crazy, but what did
you say? How many Catholics?
No, there's a lot of Catholics, you know, but I'm just saying to
the average person. But, but usually when the Pope
talks, people listen. You know, he has the ability to
have, you know, today's world meetings, meetings with heads of
states, you know, leaders of countries, you know, people pay
attention to what he has to say. He's also the head.
He's an, the, the Vatican is an absolute monarchy.
So when the Pope is elected, the buck stops with him, you know,
and so he has tremendous influence over the things that
happen with within the Vatican, you know, and all of their, you
know, churches. Abroad, like the New World
orders at the end, like when he's sitting behind his his
basilisk in the the snake tunnel when he's talking to you.
Have you ever seen that? The Vatican?
I want to go deep dive. I, I, you know what's crazy?
Casey's speaking all this. This guy went to Italy and
didn't go to the Vatican. I did go to the.
Vatican Well, you went outside. I was.
You didn't go. Inside I was in Saint Peter's
Square, We we were going to go into the Vatican, which I am
going to do because it, it's, it's an amazing.
Piss me off. Journey of all sorts of cool
museums and stuff like that. But yeah, when we did go there,
it was like it was the weight was gonna be.
I think we do a live podcast from the Vatican.
That's how we. Live here from the Vatican.
The walls of the Vatican aren't. Casey, Casey, look at me.
Hi. He's gonna edit the photo into
the the final. So I'm gonna take this photo and
I'm just gonna put it on the. Screen he's.
Talking every single time you speak when I edit this video.
It's gonna be a good one. That's.
Funny. Is that good?
OK, let's bring up, bring up the.
Sure, Yeah, bring up. All right, Bring up the the some
of the candidates. That can, yeah.
So. I I think it's just weird he,
he's going on like a 10 minute like thing.
With a lot of knowledge that he's.
No, no, he's, he's doing great. I'm just saying that people are
looking at us. Well, he's not.
Now they're looking at Pope Francis while you're talking.
Is that him? That's Pope Francis.
That's the one who died? No, that's a.
No, that's this. He's the one who just recently
passed. OK this is this all new to me
picking next. To a vote.
Actually fun interesting fact, the there's a there's a movie on
Netflix called The 2 Popes and it's because Pope Francis took
over for Pope Benedict and he actually resigned the papacy and
he's one of the first popes to do that in like hundreds of
years, like 6. 100 years or something?
Right. So there were actually kind of 2
popes for a while, but he was Pope Emeritus.
He. Was just that guy was like, Nah,
I'm done with this shit. He.
Was he only died a couple years ago so.
Look at that robe. All right, let's see who.
Let's see what we got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, We got, we got
some. There's no shot, all right.
No way. Cardinal Lewis Tegel.
He's actually looks pretty young though he'd be I could be 1 of.
The younger popes? Yep.
From the Philippines, OK. He's one of the leading front
rows. There's a big Catholic.
Oh, it says he's a protege of Pope Francis, so he's like his
Oh, you can. Also, man, that's also how you
kind of the influence of, you know what I mean, a Filipino
Pope, you know what I mean? It stretches out across.
It's going to be interesting. Because I was in Europe.
It's going to be interesting because the, you know, really
the question is, oh, that guy's is is the church going to
continue to kind of go more of the progressive route or is it
going to revert back to more? Conservative.
Conservatism, you know, like Pope Benedict was more of a
conservative. Pope Francis will solve
influence over this conclave because he appointed over 100 of
the Cardinals that are going to be voting so.
So you have the power to promote a cardinal?
That guy looks like a a movie villain.
He does. Yeah.
Yeah, he does. He's the Secretary of State for.
Is that Cardinal Pietro Parolin? 70 years old.
Why are they all old men? Alright, who's this guy?
Oh, he looks. That's.
The French. Guy, he looks happy.
Cardinal, yes. France's favorite successor?
Oh, so yeah, that he's the favorite.
So he had a. 66 He's pretty young, too.
Who's that guy? He looks a little bit pompous.
Yeah, he kind of he. Kind of got a little edge to
him. He looks like he's shit.
Doesn't stink, dude. Yeah.
Cardinal Willem Jacobus, Egypt He.
Can you be young and be the Pope?
Yeah. Why?
Why are they all in the IS? There like an age limit like the
like the president, you can only be 35 and above.
You can't vote for the Pope if you're over 80.
Wait, said it. Oh, I like that.
How? How old can the Pope be?
The Pope, I think can be kind of and so like when you're when
you're Pope, you're Pope for life, right?
That's the kind of yeah. Obviously, like I said, Benedict
resigned early. But but yeah, generally,
historically Pope's just they die in office when they die.
No Pope's elected. Cardinal Malkin.
You can't be over 80 and vote for a Pope, but I think you can
be voted Pope if you're over 80. Right, OK.
I like that though they're not. They're not letting you know the
old and decrypt. Oh, that's actually really.
I shouldn't be saying that. Old and decrepit, Yeah.
Unlike our Congress, unlike our. Congress when they're They wheel
them out as they're dead while they vote for.
People and McConnell like. Who was The Who was the
Democratic old lady that they like literally died and they
didn't even know she died or what was her?
Name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
Yeah. All right, let's go back.
We're almost done. Yeah, All right.
Whoa. What did you say that?
Because I knew there was a somebody from Africa.
There's no way, those old guys. Sri Lanka.
There's no way they vote for him that the papacy or whatever then
the conclave. Well, you know what if if the
Catholic Church is as progressive as they don't say
they were. They joke though they say they
are. They're not.
They would never. So here we go.
This is this New York Post, but technically any baptized male
Catholic can be elected to serve as Pope.
Still in one day. But yeah, so you.
You could go maybe? Maybe that'll be.
You could go, Father Ojari could go.
All right. Am I the only one that's
baptized? Are you?
I'm. Baptized.
I'm baptized. Are you?
Baptized. No, my kids aren't.
I didn't baptize my kids. You're smart.
I I forget they can choose if they wanted to be.
Yeah, because I I, I always thought in my head is what
happens when you get out right after death.
What if there is an afterlife, right?
Or like some sort of holy like leader, but it's like.
The wrong one, yeah. Like the like, like you go up
there and then it's like, it's what's his name?
Zeus. It's Muhammad.
Yeah, you know, it's Muhammad or whatever.
And then you're like, you're like, oh, you've been baptized
blood. Sorry.
I'm like, hey, listen, I'm a I'm a free agent.
Oh, it convinced me, dude. I don't know if that's how that
works, but. You never know, right?
I don't know. I don't know.
All right, so that OK, All right.
So we learned a little bit about the the.
Pope the Papacy. What's that?
Sorry, what's going on?
What the the video just. Loading up a video I'm gonna
show alright next thing. So spoiler alert.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna end it on a light note again.
I like ending this on a night light note.
Yeah, one that doesn't get us a. Flagged on.
Flagged on fucking YouTube for copyrights Yep all right all
right Casey, obviously you have the next next thing going up
there so. Yeah.
So I I guess we can introduce it a little bit, yeah.
So this goes back a little bit though.
Yeah, this is back in the cereal holic days.
Yeah, yeah. So we back in the cereal holic
days, we we were Dave and I were were trying to figure out like
we were working together to to kind of do something like what
we're doing now, right? And I just really wanted to make
a movie, right. So.
If anybody who doesn't know Casey is a like film is his
thing, See Daniel Moore. Yeah, see Daniel.
I don't know if it's a good thing, but it's a thing.
And we so yeah, we were working on a story for like ever.
Like probably over a year, just writing, coming up with ideas,
brainstorming stuff right back, stories for characters.
I probably wrote like a dozen scripts, you know, and then we
landed on one right and it was home sweet home it we we put it
out on the cyrholic Instagram and all that stuff and we
started doing pre production work for it, right, because this
this thing was happening. We had the script.
We had we. Had people we had.
Journaling. Networking like crazy.
We found a location that we were going to shoot at and what we
did was I was like, so we went to the location one day and I'm
just walking through it and I'm like, I hate this location.
You fucking hated it. Hated it?
Yeah, I. Didn't want to use it because I
really wanted long hallways, right?
And and the the place we were shooting at, it was basically
like an upstairs apartment above a laundry.
A laundry No. Appliance store.
Yeah, yeah, it was my my former
nephew by marriage. He owns the appliance store and
he had a a apartment above it and he's like, hey, it's empty
at the moment. Yeah, you're more than welcome
to use it. It was cool.
It was a really cool space. Right.
It was a cool space, but like you said, you wanted like longer
hallways and whatnot, but we were able to.
It was the only place we had, right?
There was no other way. If we wanted to make this movie
and it it kind of revolved around a singular location, the
house. We're all this bad stuff
happens, right? It was all we had.
It was the only option. So it's like, all right, let's
just figure out how to make it work.
Yes. And so that's.
So we came back another day with a bunch of film equipment and we
grabbed your son and Garrett and a whole bunch of people.
Before I was even part of criminal aid.
This was before. This was pre before.
And we did some pre vis stuff and honestly, we've been sitting
on this for years and I, you know, never, never thought this
would see the light of day. This is also where we want to
kind of go with this. We want to do the podcasts, like
the both podcasts, and then we want to also make short stories
and movies and YouTube content. Yeah, like this is what we want
to do. Hey.
I would love to, you know, dust off some scripts that we've
written and and see what we can do with them.
Absolutely. But but yeah, so this is what we
came up with for it's, it's silly.
It's it's silly because. We're I I think it was more for
like the the. Yeah, we can.
This is just basically blocking. We weren't even.
Really, we were. Right, this is like before we
even. Really, we were just testing to
see if, because the cool thing about this video is that pretty
much all the scenes that we're showing, we're all shot in like
the same room, but we're making it look like it was shot in
different. Rooms and there's there's a
couple of doors that I open as, as if I'm going to walk into.
Yeah, which was actually a closet.
Yeah, they were just closets, right?
So yeah, we were just trying to see if the space would work.
And it's goofy, so it's perfect for this podcast.
Yeah. So yeah, let's see what it is.
All right, take a look. I haven't seen this in years.
Yeah, and I apologize for anybody who only listens to the
podcast version of this. Yeah, if you want, I encourage
you to go to YouTube, DGC Media on YouTube, and that'll be
there. There we are talking in the
video and there's music and stuff like that and none of it
really matches, which just makes it funnier in my opinion, Right,
All right. Allen.
Oh, my God. Allen.
I forgot that name. Yeah.
Allen. Allen.
Oh, here we go. Yeah, there he is, 0.
I'll tell you we can do is. That father Ojari.
Father Charlie had a couple extra pounds in there.
That was fat. Oh, father.
Oh, Jerry. Oh, my God.
That was a closet. When I was opening that door,
that was the closet. I don't know.
Probably under the bed again. That's my son.
Put the game away and jerk off like a normal lawyer.
I wonder where Hannah is. I hope she's not under the bed.
It's Garrett for all the monsters.
Hide. Dad, that's not true.
There's no monsters under the bed.
Come on out, you know. Dad, what about the bad man?
Why come out? He's going to get me.
There's no bad man. Dad.
I saw it, everything around town's acting.
Weird. That's just the story that's
going around. I don't want to get hurt, Dad.
You're not going to get hurt. Come on.
How? Do you know?
Because I'm here to protect you. Nothing's going to happen to you
when I'm around, so you need to that house.
Is so creepy. Dad, I got dust in my mother.
Dad, please no. Look at Garrett.
What were you blocking for like? Was that there or was that?
That is. Terrifying.
Now let's go back to your room. Go to bed now.
Let's go back to the room. You did block it pretty nice
though, you had the shots set up.
Get in bed. OK.
All right, go to sleep now. See you in the morning.
If you need anything, I'll be right downstairs.
OK, Keep. It straight.
Thanks, Dad. Now get up.
Yeah, leave the light on. Leave the light on.
Go to sleep. Hannah, you're fine.
You're. Fine, no, just please leave the
light on. Leave the light on.
No, Dad, please leave the light. On go to sleep.
Cops starting at the main door. The kick.
This is the only free music that I had.
Oh my God this is hilarious. This is great.
Wow, Karen just pointed right in her head.
I like the. I like the finger goods.
What was the premise of this this?
Is my son? Is that me on the ground?
Bang. Bang upstairs, upstairs.
Move, move, move. Over here, boys, over here.
All right, So there is no upstairs.
Those stairs are actually coming from the downstairs back up to
where we were. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, and. What was the premise of Home
Sweet Home though? I don't remember was it?
Was a serial killer. Yeah, cutthroat.
Yeah, Cutthroat. Yeah, this whole thing which is
also I don't really care about if we ever, we probably will
never ever make the thing, but. I hope we do.
That'll be good the. Script is all right, I probably
want to rewrite it again, but. My God, that that was a
contention between you and I Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause you
just kept rewriting. I'm like Casey.
It's Casey. It's got it, Casey.
It's good. And then you were like, rewrite
it and like, no, this I'm like, OK, now it's not so good.
Go back to the other one. We still have all the versions,
but no this part. This whole part was like setting
up the whole thing. Yeah, like the opening sequence.
Before the murder, before like the the whole family gets
murdered or whatever, Yeah. That's what it was.
It was the whole family gets murdered.
Yeah. And yeah, yeah.
And I think I ended up deciding not to.
Except for Hannah. Show that, yeah, except for
Hannah, which you'll see at the end.
But like, I, I think I decided to like, this was all just a
waste, like just cut, get rid of all of it and show the murders
actually happening in like towards the end of the movie.
Yeah, like show what you experienced towards the end.
So yeah, this would none of this would have probably ever been
used. That's so funny.
But as far as blocking goes and using the same room and stuff,
it showed that we could do it there right if we needed to.
And that was all going to be part of serial holic and
criminal AF at that point with whatever you're going to make.
Yep. Yeah, it was going to be a good
time, Yeah. But yeah, this was this was
funny. All right, good.
All right. Ready.
Spooky in. The cell.
Phone. George is filming for social
media. I'm not there, you don't see me.
Bang. Look at Gavin.
Gavin's all fucking. He's committed.
Yeah, he's committed. Look at that.
That's good. I love this transition because
Gavin had to leave or No, You had to leave.
Garrett had to leave. Yeah.
So you become Gavin. With your fucking cell phone.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
Oh, he's a good attack. Oh my God, over the head.
We were on to something. Here it goes away.
Bang I. Don't have any actual bullet
sounds so I had to use a laser drop in his lap.
He walked. Forward shots to the head, yeah.
And we just push it on the quarter.
The way I thought I died, No. You're Garrett in that scene.
Yeah, smoked. And.
Then Hannah under the bed. It is Hannah underneath the bed
starring with 1R. Yeah.
So at the end of that, that was supposed to be Garrett.
Cause your character Fisher, he's, he's got an interesting,
there's a whole back story to all the characters and his
journey towards, you know, throughout the film, especially
at the end it, it takes like a dark turn and yeah, he turns out
to kind of be like a coward and stuff like that.
He lets his partner, he lets his partner die at the hands of
cutthroat and all that stuff. And that's what you see.
Him again. Sorry bud, you're a bitch.
Guys, we were cooking. We need to get back into it.
Yeah, that was it could. Have been that that actually
watching that just inspires me a little bit.
I want to get back into it, yeah.
Especially with like criminal criminal AF can turn into that
stuff. Yeah, I'm sure we could probably
write something or do something that's a little bit more simple.
But yeah, there was definitely a lot of complexities and all the
characters and and their stories and it was deep.
It was deep. Yeah, yeah, You spent a year
writing the script. And then fucking COVID happened
and shut everything down. Yeah, COVID.
COVID was the thing that stopped it.
It wasn't us. It it.
Yeah, COVID killed it. COVID stopped a lot of fucking.
Yeah, 'cause we we lost our location cause of COVID so and
been on an. Indefinite.
Since. We lost people.
Yeah, Yep. You know, the elder Hannah, who,
by the way, I could probably still get.
Yeah, we had a younger Hannah and an older Hannah.
Yeah. I mean, we still do have an A
younger Hannah. In a Timmy.
We do.
That's right, Timmy. Yeah, can't forget Timmy.
Yeah, I named him after the Jurassic Park character.
I like it. Good stuff, good stuff.
That's good stuff. I like it.
But yeah, that was just a fun little yeah flashback.
That's what we used to do back in the day.
Back in the day, Top notch acting skills right there.
We good. I think so.
Yeah. We good.
All right, I'm good. All right, that'll do it for
this episode of Chat Suey. Let us know what you thought of
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review on podcast. Thank you all for hanging out
with us. I am Dave Jarry.
I'm Garrett Gorder. And I'm Casey Moore.
And we are out of here. See you.
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