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Welcome to the debauchery dolls.
Are you one of those people who 

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think they're cute or are you of
the group that thinks they're 

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creepy as fuck? 
Today we'll talk about a man who

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thought of them as his children.
Also, stay tuned after the main 

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story for surprise bonus. 
I'm Dave Jarry Garrett. 

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Garrett, Where are you Garrett? 
Garrett Garrett. 

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Fast as fuck boy. 
What's good? 

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All you criminals, the Boston 
true crime douchebags out there.

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And welcome to this episode of 
Criminal AF. 

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Fast as fuck boy. 
I'm Dave Jarry and I'm all by 

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myself for this one. 
And why is that Good question. 

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I'll tell you, there's a lot of 
you know, I mentioned that 

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shortly after coming back from 
my vacation this summer, I I 

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received the promotion at work 
And with this promotion, I've 

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been given a new work schedule. 
After completing about a month's

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worth of training on day shift 
throughout July and August, I've

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been assigned to a new shift 
that is the total opposite of 

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the shift Garrett Casey and I 
had been working on. 

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Now not just opposite hours, 
opposite days off as well. 

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So while Garrett is working, I'm
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Garrett is off. 
So it makes it pretty near 

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impossible for us to schedule 
some time together to get into 

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the studio. 
So what does that mean for 

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criminal AF you may be 
wondering? 

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Nothing long term, but it'll be 
a little different for a time. 

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Not sure what that time frame 
will be, but I've been I've been

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told it could be anywhere from a
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considering I'm now into month 2
of this new job, it's looking 

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more likely the latter. 
But now that my training is done

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and I'm settling into my new 
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putting out some episodes for 
the time being until we can all 

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get back together on the same 
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And we all know Garrett brings a
little extra flavor to the show.

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I'll do my best to keep that 
same energy, though it'll never 

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be the same without my little 
gear bear being here. 

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So here we are with criminal AF 
presents fast as fuck boy. 

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These episodes will just be me 
spewing some quick stories about

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some random shit and things that
I find particularly interesting.

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Some stories may not exactly be 
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provoking to say the least. 
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apologize to our faithful 
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I know we've lost a few of you 
while this whole transition was 

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going on, and you know, I can 
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Why would you want to 
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hasn't put out any new episodes?
No hard feelings, we get it, we 

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wouldn't want to do it either 
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So just know that Gary and I, we
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For those that have stuck 
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and you are all amazing and we 
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With that being said, we are 
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We will now be offering only two
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So all right, with this being 
fast as fuck boy, we're just 

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going to jump right into this 
fucked up story about a man from

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Russia who took doll collecting 
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How extreme Dave? 
Well, so extreme. 

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He ended up having 29 total 
life-size dolls in an apartment 

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he shared with his parents. 
He had names for these dolls, 

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ages, backstories, you name it. 
So kick off your shoes, sit 

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back, relax, get all snuggled in
and tell your kids the tooth 

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fairy ain't bringing any money 
unless they go to fuck the bed, 

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because it's time to fuck this 
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So we're going to begin with a 
man named Anatoly Moskvan. 

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He was born in Nizhni Novgorod. 
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It's Russia's fifth largest 
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He was the only child of his 
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was born on September 1st, 1966.
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parent that Anatoly was, to put 
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He kept to himself, had trouble 
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and was often bullied. 
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intelligent, earning top grades 
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Those who have studied him 
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autism spectrum. 
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had earned as a child and buy 
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taught himself multiple 
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Around the age of 8, Anatoly 
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incident that is said to have 
changed him and taught him that 

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the world he lived in could 
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On his way home from school, he 
was beaten and raped by an adult

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male and came home covered in 
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According to Anatoly, on March 
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had a strange experience that 
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of his life. 
Anatoly was participating in a 

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school project. 
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the students, like who can 
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children traveling outside the 

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comfort of their own 
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Anatoly. 
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Anatoly found himself alone in a
neighborhood he was unfamiliar 

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with. 
He passed a home and went into 

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the yard to gather up their 
recycling when he stumbled upon 

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a group of 13 people holding 
candles in what appeared to be 

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some sort of ritual. 
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they wore suits and another 
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As he looked closer, he saw a 
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group. 
It was open, but he couldn't see

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inside from where he was 
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The group noticed Anatoly and he
turned to run away, but one of 

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the adults grabbed him and 
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This is when he learned the 
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11 year old Natasha Petrova, who
had died accidentally from being

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electrocuted in her bathtub. 
The girl's mother approached a 

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frightened Anatoly and urged him
to kiss the corpse of the young 

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girl, which he refused. 
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insisting and eventually forced 
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until he had no choice but to 
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again and again. 
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he found that he had actually 
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As if in a bizarre fairy tale, 
the mother then produced 2 brass

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rings, one of which she placed 
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other on Natasha's. 
There, she proclaimed, now you 

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are married. 
He was then made the promise he 

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would not tell anyone of this 
ritual for 40 days and then was 

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sent away with coins and fruit. 
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practice like posthumous 
marriage ceremonies is known as 

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acrogamy. 
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It's most commonly performed in 
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marriages in which one or both 
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Now, how did this affect 
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Well, he later reported that 
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encounter, Natasha visited him 
in his dreams nightly, where she

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would torment him and urge him 
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which she was buried and 
performed black magic rituals. 

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Anatoly refused to ever return 
to that village and night after 

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night, for days and weeks on 
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dreams urging him to visit and 
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Eventually Anatoly did visit the
cemetery again and acted out the

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rituals as Natasha had described
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The dream stopped for a while. 
Anatoly eventually told his 

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parents with the marriage ritual
and that Natasha would visit him

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in his dreams nightly. 
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son, Elvira and Urim would bring
Anatoly to a Doctor Who 

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diagnosed these reoccurring 
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puberty. 
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help him sleep and sent back 
home not long after, the nightly

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visits returned, with Natasha 
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procure a tooth from another boy
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She would then collect it tooth 
fairy style and attach herself 

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to the tooth's owner. 
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another boy's tooth, did as he 
was instructed, and was finally 

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left in peace by Natasha. 
He still made an annual visit to

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her gravesite, hoping to keep 
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Following this incident, Anatoly
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or obsession with death, burial 
practices, and cemeteries that 

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would consume him for the rest 
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He loved strolling through 
cemeteries, studying the 

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gravestones, and enjoying the 
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In fact, he coined the term 
necropolis, meaning expert on 

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cemeteries, to refer to himself.
After secondary school, Anatoly 

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enrolled in the Gorky Institute 
of Foreign Languages, where he 

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earned a degree in philology, 
which is the study of languages.

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Anatoly was a polyglot, speaking
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which he had taught himself. 
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this is the age late teens, 
early to mid 20s, at which 

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symptoms of schizophrenia such 
as delusions and hallucinations 

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usually are diagnosed. 
Just keep that in mind now. 

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Anatolia earned a PhD from 
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specializing in Celtic history. 
He was a linguist by profession,

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writing scholarly articles and 
books including dictionaries and

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teaching languages. 
A nerd's nerd and you could say 

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it was around this time that he 
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black magic and the occult and 
found some like minded people 

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joining a group of Luciferians. 
Perhaps he was influenced by the

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rituals he had supposedly 
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His beliefs would become 
increasingly bizarre, prompting 

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him to engage in some truly 
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After completing his studies at 
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would work there as a lecturer, 
but it didn't take long for his 

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peers and students to realize 
his eccentric beliefs and his 

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awkward and sometimes 
uncomfortable demeanor. 

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He was very difficult to work 
with, so he was let go from the 

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university. 
Not long after, in 2003, he 

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began a relationship with a 
woman named Yalia. 

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They never consummated the 
relationship, as this was 

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against Anatoly's oath of 
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However, they wanted a child 
together, but Anatoly's parents,

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whom he still lived with, were 
totally against the idea. 

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Anatolia and Yalia went through 
the necessary steps of adoption 

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anyway, and they attempted to 
adopt A baby girl, but because 

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of Anatoly's living situation, 
the fact that they weren't 

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married and didn't earn enough 
money, they were denied. 

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Obviously, the relationship fell
apart shortly thereafter. 

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This is believed to be the 
tipping point between reality 

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and fantasy for Anatoly. 
Since he couldn't have a child 

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of his own, he would give 
someone else's child another 

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chance at life, as we will soon 
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In 2005, Anatoly began work with
a fellow academic to help write 

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a catalogue of area cemeteries. 
Countless records were destroyed

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during the Cold War, and Anatoly
had explored a total of 752 

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cemeteries in less than three 
years, noting the information on

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the gravestones. 
Not surprisingly, he loved this 

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job and was as happy as a 
proverbial pig in shit, he was 

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quoted as saying. 
I am attracted to cemeteries 

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like a magnet. 
He would come to know everyone's

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names, the dates they were born 
and died, and the cause of their

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deaths, all by memory. 
He didn't take any food or water

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with him during his long hours 
of documenting gravestones, 

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often opting to drink out of 
puddles. 

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He even slept in the cemeteries,
either on benches, the grass, or

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in one case, he was found by a 
group of gravediggers sleeping 

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in a coffin which had been 
scheduled to be buried. 

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He found the accommodation cozy.
People began noticing this 

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strange man occupying the 
cemeteries at all hours of the 

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night, including by the 
undesirables of the villages. 

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Anatoly was beaten and robbed 
several times while he was 

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researching these graveyards. 
To help make ends meet while 

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doing this project, Anatoly 
would accept per diem jobs 

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working with children as a 
language tutor. 

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He would help these children 
with any number of the 13 

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languages he was fluent in. 
His mother, Elvira, said 

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Anatolia was happiest when 
working with children. 

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Oddly enough, this love of 
children would ultimately lead 

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to his demise. 
He began developing very macabre

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habits during his time. 
Perhaps it was something he 

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learned while practicing black 
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Anatolia began sleeping on the 
graves of children, particularly

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the graves of young girls, and 
soon he would later say the 

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children began to talk to him. 
They would visit him in his 

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dreams as he slept on their 
graves and would only sleep on 

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the graves of children who liked
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Using his knowledge of local 
history, he would ask these 

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children questions to decipher 
if they were actual spirits or 

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demonic beings acting like 
children. 

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And of course, the children knew
the answers to all of Anatoly's 

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questions, probably because he 
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I mean, let's face it. 
Around 2009, strange occurrences

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were happening around a number 
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Some visitors noticed that the 
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been tampered with. 
Some appeared as though the soil

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had been disturbed, while others
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the graves. 
One night in 2011, police 

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patrolling a cemetery noticed 
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painting a gravestone. 
They asked for his 

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identification and found that he
was none other than 43 year old 

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necropolis extraordinaire, 
Anatoly Muskin. 

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For one reason or another, 
Anatoly agreed to take police 

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back to the apartment he shared 
with his parents, and what the 

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officers found would shock and 
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Before even entering the 
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assaulted by the sickening smell
of human decay. 

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Once inside, they found that 
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apartment was covered with 
clothes, newspapers, Anatoly's 

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collection of 60,000 books and 
most disturbingly, numerous life

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sized dolls, all female. 
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size to adult size and were 
clothed in a variety of outfits,

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bonnets, dresses, boots, 
jackets, hats and scarves. 

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Some appeared to be wearing 
makeup. 

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They were everywhere, perched on
the furniture, sitting on the 

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floor or lying randomly about. 
When Anatoly's parents, who 

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appeared to be oblivious to the 
smell, were asked about the 

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dolls, they replied that their 
son always had an interest in 

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lifelike dolls. 
We knew it was a hobby to make 

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big dolls, said his mother. 
When one officer moved the doll,

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he heard music and discovered 
that Anatoly had placed a music 

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box inside of it. 
At the same time, police came to

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the realization that these were 
not dolls but mummified human 

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remains. 
At the police station, Anatoly 

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spoke freely. 
He said that he had been robbing

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the graves of newly deceased 
females since 2003, when he got 

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the idea to adopt them as his 
own. 

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When his own adoption 
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that he would go to the cemetery
in the middle of the night where

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he would dig up the freshly 
interred corpse and begin the 

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preservation or mummification 
process. 

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First, he wrapped them in a 
mixture of salt and baking soda,

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then stuffed rags inside of them
and wrapped nylon tights around 

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their heads and legs. 
For their face, he took the 

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plastic or porcelain from an 
actual doll face and fit it 

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carefully over their skull. 
Eyes consisted of paint or 

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buttons because the girls had to
be able to see so that they 

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could watch cartoons with 
Anatoly. 

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He made sure to record their 
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headstones so that he could 
celebrate their birthdays at 

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which they would be presented 
with gifts. 

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He talked to his girls in their 
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There was a total of 26 bodies 
in the apartment, with an 

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additional 3 bodies in the 
garage. 

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Those who had somehow fallen out
of favor with their creator. 

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Like had they misbehaved? 
Did they stink too much? 

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Like why were they in the garage
now? 

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The human dolls. 
They ranged in age from 3 to 25.

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The oldest one in terms of 
seniority had been with Anatoly 

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for nine years. 
Not surprisingly, news of the 

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ghoulish professor as macabre 
menagerie of human dolls spread 

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quickly. 
Anatoly was given the nickname 

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The Lord of the Mummies and was 
charged with 44 separate 

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criminal counts, including 
desecration of graves. 

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In 2012, he was given a 
psychiatric evaluation and found

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to be unfit to stand trial, 
having been diagnosed with 

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paranoid schizophrenia. 
He has been in a psychiatric 

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facility since that time and as 
of last report was not 

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considered well enough to be 
released. 

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So you're probably wondering 
what the fuck is wrong with this

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guy. 
Now, Anatoly was diagnosed with 

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schizophrenia, which is defined 
as a serious mental illness 

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marked by being out of touch 
with reality. 

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Although it can't be cured, it 
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medication. 
Now, looking at his history, we 

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can see that Anatoly exhibited 
many signs of schizophrenia, and

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it's interesting to note that 
nobody has been able to verify 

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the existence of Natasha 
Petrova, let alone the events of

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her funeral. 
Was this all a delusion? 

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A figment of Anatoly's 
imagination Probably never know.

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He reported that he only 
unearthed bodies who told him 

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that they wanted to be rescued 
and live with him. 

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He laid on the ground above 
their specific grave, and if he 

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heard a voice saying that they 
wanted to come out, he would 

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oblige. 
Auditory hallucinations or 

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magical thinking. 
Again, no way to know. 

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The reason he was not punished 
by law is that his mental 

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disease or defect made him 
unable to appreciate the 

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wrongfulness of his acts. 
He said that while he was aware 

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that grave robbing was illegal, 
he felt the need to rescue the 

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girls from their graves was more
important. 

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He stated that he meant to keep 
them until he could figure out a

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way to reanimate them, either 
through magic or science. 

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In court, he expressed no 
remorse, telling the girls 

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families. 
You put them in the ground. 

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I brought them home and warmed 
them up. 

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So what are your thoughts on 
Anatoly and his dolls? 

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Do you think he was out of touch
with reality? 

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Can you imagine his parents 
sharing an apartment with a 

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bunch of decomposing humans and 
remaining clueless? 

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Or did they choose plausible 
deniability? 

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Like they knew, but they 
pretended not to know. 

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You know, I don't know if my 
kids brought home death and I 

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smelt it, yeah, I would 100% 
know. 

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You know, I'd be like, what? 
What the fuck is that? 

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So leave us a comment about your
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our social media or on Spotify. 
All comments are welcome, even 

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the ones that call us douchebags
because hey, algorithms work the

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same. 
Doesn't care if it's good or 

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bad. 
That comment is a comment. 

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It shows that there's discussion
happening. 

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So let's hear him now. 
Shout out goes to Debbie from 

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True Crime University for 
writing and sharing this story 

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with me. 
She knows how insanely hectic 

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it's been, so I can't express my
gratitude enough. 

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Now, I promised a bonus to this 
episode, and since we're on the 

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topic of dolls and it's nearly 
Halloween, let's talk about 

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arguably the most haunted doll 
on the planet. 

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No, we're not talking about 
Annabelle, although she is a 

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fucking freak of a doll. 
We're here to talk about Robert.

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Now a good part of this story 
comes from the website 

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ghostsandgravestones.com with 
some added tidbits sprinkled in.

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So go check out that site and 
many more regarding Robert the 

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doll. 
Now the story of Robert goes 

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like this. 
In the early 1900s when a young 

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boy named Eugene Robert Otto was
given a one-of-a-kind handmade 

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doll by a servant that worked 
for his parents in his home. 

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Eugene, who everyone called 
Robert also named the doll 

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Robert and told everyone, now my
name is Jean, I'm Jean the 

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doll's Robert. 
Now, Jean and Robert quickly 

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became attached and we're now 
best of friends. 

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The home where Eugene lived, now
called the Artist's House, is 

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located at 534 Easton St. 
It was built between 1890 and 

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1898. 
It was here that Jean was given 

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Robert the doll and where a 
friendship that lasted 

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throughout his lifetime and 
beyond was forged. 

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While he seemed like an ordinary
cloth doll, it wasn't long 

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before Robert was involved in 
strange and somewhat terrifying 

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events. 
The first hint that something 

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out of the ordinary was 
happening was one night when 

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Jean, who was only 10 years old 
at the time, awoke to find 

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Robert the doll sitting at the 
end of his bed, staring at him. 

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Moments later, his mother was 
awakened by his screams for help

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and the sounds of furniture 
being overturned in her son's 

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bedroom. 
Gene cried for help, begging his

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mother to have rescue him. 
When she finally was able to 

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wrench the locked door open, she
saw a poor Gene curled up in 

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fear on his bed, his room in 
shambles, and Robert the doll 

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sitting at the foot of the bed. 
Nobody knows for sure why or how

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this child's play thing could 
actually wreak havoc on a 

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child's bedroom or do anything 
at all. 

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After all, it's just a toy, 
right? 

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Well, but the weird and 
inexplicable didn't stop at that

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one occurrence. 
Gene's parents would often hear 

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their son upstairs talking to 
the doll and then hear a 

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response back in a totally 
different voice. 

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They reported seeing the doll 
speak and witnessing his 

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expression change. 
Giggling and sightings of 

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Roberts running up the steps or 
staring out the upstairs window 

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were also reported. 
Now, Robert continued to live 

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with Gene throughout his 
lifetime and after Gene's 

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parents died, he moved back into
their home with his wife, Anne. 

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Jean decided that the doll 
needed a room of his own and 

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placed him in the upstairs room 
that had a window overlooking 

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the street. 
Now Anne, you know she felt 

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uneasy with Robert in the house 
and although she couldn't put 

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her finger on it, she wanted 
Jean to lock the doll up in the 

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attic where he could do no harm.
Now Jean conceded, and as one 

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could imagine, Robert the doll 
was not happy with his new 

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living arrangements. 
Soon, visitors to the home heard

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footsteps in the attic, the 
sounds of someone pacing back 

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and forth, and devilish, 
giggling. 

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Neighborhood children reported 
seeing Robert watching them from

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the window in the upstairs 
bedroom, and told accounts of 

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the doll actually mocking them 
as they walked to school. 

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When Gene heard this, he 
immediately went to investigate,

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knowing that he had locked 
Robert in the attic and there 

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was no way he could be sitting 
by the window of the upstairs 

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bedroom. 
But to his complete shock, when 

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he opened the door to the 
bedroom, there was Robert 

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sitting in the rocking chair by 
the window. 

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Jean locked Robert back up in 
the attic several times. 

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He's time discovering him again,
sitting by the window in the 

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same upstairs bedroom, now Jean 
Otto. 

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He died in 1974 and when a new 
owner moved into the house on 

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Eaton Street, their 10 year old 
daughter was delighted to find 

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Robert the doll in the attic. 
But her delight soon ended when 

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she claimed that Robert was 
alive and that the doll wanted 

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to hurt her. 
She awoke often in the middle of

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the night, screaming in fear and
told her parents that Robert had

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moved about in the room. 
Solaris Hills newspaper reporter

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Malcolm Ross visited Robert at 
the artist's house and had a 

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very eerie experience with the 
doll. 

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When Malcolm and a friend 
entered the room with the doll, 

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Robert's face had an expression 
of concern, as if to ask who are

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these people and why are they 
here now? 

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The friend told Malcolm Robert's
back story and pointed out the 

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children's furniture that had 
been purchased by Jean. 

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It was at this moment that 
Malcolm noticed a change in the 

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doll's expression. 
As if he was following the 

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conversation, one of the men in 
the room made a comment about 

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what an old fool Jean Otto must 
have been to build all this 

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furniture for a doll. 
Again, Robert's expression 

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changed, this time to one of 
anger. 

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As Malcolm later stated, there 
was some kind of intelligence 

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there. 
The doll was listening to us 

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now. 
Myrtle Reuter, the woman who 

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bought the artist's house after 
Jean Otto had passed, kept 

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Robert for 20 years, even taking
him to her next home in 1980. 

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But she grew tired of his 
antics. 

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She donated Robert to the Fort E
Martello Museum in 1994, and 

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Myrtle died a few months after 
donating him, but Robert still 

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continues on to this day. 
Many believe that the origin of 

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Robert's evil lies in the one 
who originally gave him to Gene 

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Otto, the servant who worked for
Gene's parents. 

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This woman was supposedly 
mistreated by her bosses, and to

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punish them, it is believed that
she cursed the doll with voodoo 

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and black magic. 
That might explain the many 

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mysterious and frightening 
experiences people have had with

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Robert the Doll, but if so, 
wouldn't the haunting end when 

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the owners died? 
Nobody really knows for sure, 

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but one thing remains. 
Robert the Doll continues to 

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taunt and scare those who come 
to view him, especially guests 

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to the 4 E Martella Museum who 
attempt to take his photo 

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without express permission. 
Many have reported their cameras

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becoming inoperable when they 
try to take a picture of Robert,

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only to begin working again when
they left the museum. 

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And others experience life 
altering hardships after leaving

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Robert the Doll, like divorces, 
loss of employment, and even 

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deaths. 
This led to people writing 

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letters or returning to the 
museum to ask for Robert's 

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forgiveness for taking his 
picture without his consent. 

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Now this is an actual real 
thing. 

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People really write letters to 
this Robert Nadal? 

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And one such letter reads, Dear 
Robert, I just want to apologize

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for taking a photo of you before
I ask permission. 

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I must not have heard the 
instructions correctly before I 

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photographed you. 
Since our meeting, I've suffered

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a series of heartbreaking 
misfortune. 

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Please forgive me. 
Again, please accept my sincere 

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apologies and if you see fit to 
forgive and end the bad luck, I 

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would appreciate it, as would my
family. 

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Thank you your friend and 
admirer James. 

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Now, Robert the doll still sits 
inside a glass case and you can 

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still see him today, but the 
glass doesn't seem to stop him 

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from inflicting fear and 
discomfort to museum staff and 

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visitors. 
So be warned, if you do go to 

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visit Robert at the Four E 
Mattel Museum, please afford 

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Robert the respect he requires 
and ask him for permission to 

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take his photo. 
You could be in for some very 

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hard times if you don't. 
All right, that'll do it for the

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Puppeteer by Criminal AF. 
Fast as fuck boy. 

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Or if you'd like us to give our 

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shitty advice on any situation 
that's plaguing you, You know, 

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hit us up on a deer douchebags 
tab signing off from studio 

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Chloroform. 
Keep your head on a swivel and 

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stay safe. 
Till next time, See you. 

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