1 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,520 Welcome. To the debauchery. 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,000 Today, we'll take a look at arguably the world's most 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,520 heinous serial killer, pedophile Albert Fish. 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,480 Plus, we can answer your mail call questions, give an update 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,200 on Rex Huerman, Architect, and Garrett tells us the fastest way 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,720 to go to jail in Florida is to crash your car through its front 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,480 door. Also, stay tuned after the main 8 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,280 story for another installment of Dear Douchebags. 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,400 Oh, we're back, baby. Yes, Sir, I'm Dave Jarry. 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,360 I'm Gary Carter and this. Is criminal as fuck. 11 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,880 What's good? All you criminals, debauched and 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,600 true crime douchebags out there and welcome to another episode 13 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,440 of Criminal AF. Once again I am Dave Jari and 14 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,400 with me as always is my Co host Garrett Carter. 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,360 How we do it? We'd like to give a huge 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,040 criminal AF shout out to the newest member of the Debauched 17 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,480 Bree Alpha. Thank you so much Bree and 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,080 welcome to our fucked up family. We have some Rex Heroin 19 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,160 architect. Rex Schumer. 20 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,200 Yeah, we got some updates, and this comes from The Associated 21 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,440 Press. The New York architect accused 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,360 of murdering multiple women and leaving their corpses scattered 23 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,280 along the Long Island coast kept a blueprint of his crimes on his 24 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,400 computer. I'm not. 25 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,720 Well, yeah. Hidden. 26 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,440 Yeah, and prosecutors revealed Thursday as they also brought 27 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,320 charges against Rex, Heroin and two more killings. 28 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,800 Derek. Two more killings. 29 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,280 So Heroman, 60, appeared before a judge to be arraigned in the 30 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,600 deaths of Jessica Taylor and Sandra Castillo, two young women 31 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,840 who were long suspected of being the victims of men praying on 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,160 sex workers. All right. 33 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,600 So he had previously been charged with the murder of four 34 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,560 other women in the string of deaths known as the Gilgo Beach 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,560 serial killings or Liske, the Long Island serial killer. 36 00:01:55,720 --> 00:02:00,440 So Taylor disappeared in 2003. Castillo was killed 30 years ago 37 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,000 in 1993, and her inclusion in the case indicates that 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,360 prosecutors now believe that human heroin was killing was 39 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,360 killing women for much longer. That's not funny, but it was 40 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,000 killing women much longer than. Previous. 41 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,760 Thoughts cancelled. Trying. 42 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,000 To do a fucking NEWS UPDATE. So the new charges came after 43 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,760 recent police searches of of Human's Massapequa Park home in 44 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,480 a wooded area of Long Island tied to an investigation. 45 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,480 All right now in a court filing, prosecutors said that they were 46 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,720 able to use new forensic testing methods. 47 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,520 I wonder what that is to match. Hair is found on or near the 48 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,320 vicinity of both victims to DNA profile that is likely matched 49 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,880 to Huroman. Architect. 50 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,040 Architect. Additionally, this is going to 51 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,440 go well. Additionally, prosecutors say 52 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,320 they recover the file on a hard drive in his basement used to 53 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,480 methodically blueprint his killings. 54 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,920 It's wild the document written in all caps. 55 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,320 That alone should tell you that he's a. 56 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,880 Fucking serial killer. The best part about this too is 57 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,040 if if you guys have a chance to actually go look at the 58 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,560 documents. It's like AI don't know. 59 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,560 I'm younger. I'm in the younger generation so 60 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,880 I came I came from when they did. 61 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,280 Like they taught excel, word and stuff in school. 62 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:20,040 It looks like my 4th grade Excel class made a spreadsheet. 63 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,360 I don't know. Go look at it. 64 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,760 I'm. Just it's so funny. 65 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,000 To me. Yeah, It's like no clue. 66 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,680 Like it's just like this is what you do. 67 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,000 This is what you do. This is what you. 68 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,920 Do. It's. 69 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,360 Just funny. It's very funny. 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,160 All right, so this document that features a series of checklists 71 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,760 with tasks to complete before, during and after the killings, 72 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,240 as well as practical lessons for, you know, the next time you 73 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,840 kill somebody. Among the dozens of entries 74 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,880 written are reminders to clean the bodies and destroy the 75 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,320 evidence and to get sleep before the hunt. 76 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,240 Very important. Make sure you're you're well 77 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,360 rested. You got to go through your check 78 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,000 your killer checklist. Let it sell. 79 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,480 And make sure you quote UN quote have your story set now. 80 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,880 One section is titled Things to Remember, and it appears to 81 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,800 highlight lessons from previous killings, such as using heavier 82 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:12,800 rope and limiting noise to in order to maximize play time. 83 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,880 That's creepy. Yeah, a body prep checklist 84 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,760 includes, among other items, a note to remove the head and 85 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,200 hands. Which he didn't do to all his 86 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,600 victims. No, no, not all of them. 87 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,440 Prosecutors believe that the entry may connect human to yet 88 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,440 another victim, Valerie Mack, whose partial skeletal remains 89 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,040 were discovered near the body of Taylor after her disappearance 90 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,920 in 2000. Heuerman has not been charged in 91 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,800 the death of Mack, but asked during a news conference after 92 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,920 Thursday's hearing if he was a suspect, District Attorney Ray 93 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,400 Tierney replied That's fair to say. 94 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,120 Yeah, AKA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a fucking 95 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,160 suspect. So Tierney also acknowledged 96 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,680 that the blueprint document, which Heuerman had attempted to 97 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,920 delete, was a significant impetus for the renewed search 98 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,400 along Long Island in recent weeks, as it was recovered in 99 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,320 March for for more than 350 electronic devices that were 100 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,240 seized from his home. That's impressive 3. 150. 101 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,080 Yeah, I'm trying to think 350. That's a lot of electronic 102 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,560 devices. Well, I think, well, he had all 103 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,520 those burner phones, so it was like there's probably like 100 104 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,440 burner phones at least. I know it's just, it's, that's a 105 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,640 crazy amount 'cause I'm trying to think of actually how if they 106 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,560 seize my, if they, if they raided my house, how many 107 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,160 devices would they have? It wouldn't even be close. 108 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,400 No. And I yeah, yeah, not fucking 3. 109 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,040 150, you're up. Anybody over over 100 devices, I 110 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,320 would say over something, something, something's up here, 111 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,880 yeah. Well, it was what was it was 112 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,000 him, his wife and when he had two kids that. 113 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,640 Doesn't matter, I have a family for too. 114 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,000 Do you have more than 50 devices? 115 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,040 No, I have okay. Less than 10 350 is crazy. 116 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,520 Yeah, that's fucking crazy. All right, so Huerman pleaded 117 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,000 not guilty to killing Taylor and Castilla during a hearing and 118 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,040 was ordered held without bail. Oh yeah, he ain't fucking going 119 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,440 nowhere. His lawyer, Michael Brown, said 120 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,080 outside of court that Huerman is obviously in a bad place in 121 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,440 terms of these new charges. Yo, all right, we're going back 122 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,920 to last week's episode. Fuck defense attorney. 123 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,040 Wow, Paulo Flint, you heard that. 124 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,720 You heard that? He's in a bad place. 125 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,200 Right now a bad. Place shut. 126 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,360 Up afterward, Tierney said that the additional charges provide 127 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,120 some small measure of closure for the victims families. 128 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,480 So yeah, there's that. He's going down regardless. 129 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,600 It doesn't. Matter. 130 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,720 If the he's not going to get all convictions, but he'll be 131 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,400 convicted for some. But yeah, I think he'll, he'll, 132 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,040 he, I think he'll at least be convicted on, on these six. 133 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,080 Yeah, at least. All right, before we jump into 134 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,280 all the shenanigans today, we just need to go over some things 135 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,320 regarding criminal AAF. We are a comedic, informative 136 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,520 true crime podcast, Garrett. And you know, it's kind of like 137 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,880 a ish ish heavy on the ish, you know, meaning, meaning we'll be 138 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,400 talking about some true crime, like our main story of Florida 139 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,760 Man, but we'll also be talking about some things not related to 140 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,560 true crime, like mail call and whatever rabbit holes our ADHD 141 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,120 brains lead us to. Which is. 142 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,400 Which is, oh, quite a bit. But whatever we talk about, 143 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,840 we'll be having some fun while we're doing it. 144 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,280 Sometimes, you know, we find that certain aspects of these 145 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,840 stories are particularly funny. And sometimes, you know, we just 146 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,960 like calling out a fuck head for being a fuck head. 147 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,080 Yes, Sir. 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I don't see that I. 234 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,120 Listen, it's it's that that front you put on. 235 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,520 I know deep down you want to be a little. 236 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,160 Yeah, I want to be domed. You, you want to be domed. 237 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,120 Deep down, it's all, it's all fugazi. 238 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,480 Fugazi, Yeah. Now we try to get to all the 239 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,360 questions, but for time purposes we can only do three or four. 240 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,160 So if you don't hear yours this episode, it'll be coming up in a 241 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,480 future episode. And first up, we have Kate Go 242 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,280 and a friend down there from down under. 243 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,320 Down under, Down under, Kate. Yeah, she has a two-part 244 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,800 question. What did you guys think of baby 245 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,720 reindeer? Did you watch it? 246 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,840 No. That stalker like on Netflix? 247 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,280 I didn't see it. You didn't watch it. 248 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,720 No. OK, well I guess I'm answering 249 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,520 this one. I didn't see it. 250 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,720 Yet OK, I watched. We've worked so much out 251 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,080 overtime in the last. Time I watched, you know, under 252 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,880 the, you know, the recommendation of of Kate 253 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,800 actually and a few other people from work. 254 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,880 I did start watching it. It's it's definitely on my list. 255 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,040 I got I got a backlog right now all. 256 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,080 Right. Well, I'm not going to give any 257 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:24,720 spoilers, but I will say I've watched maybe three episodes of 258 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,760 it. Four. 259 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,600 And I had to turn it off. I was over it. 260 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,680 Really. Yeah. 261 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,040 OK, so then maybe I skip it? Well. 262 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,760 You might like it, but basically, so the the baby 263 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,480 reindeer story is about a guy who has a stalker. 264 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,080 All right, it's this lady, blah blah blah. 265 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,560 You know, he's like Oh my God, look at me. 266 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,200 Oh, I had a fucking stalker. Oh, what was me? 267 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,880 I made a story about it. OK, true story. 268 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:54,440 But as I'm like 3 or 4 efforts episodes into it, I'm like this 269 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,160 dude is kind of egging her on. He likes it. 270 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,640 Yeah, you know, like. I think that happens more than 271 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,160 you people realize. It's probably like the IT. 272 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,760 It's just like everybody loves the idea of being wanted, right? 273 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,680 So. Who cares if it's the creepy guy 274 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,960 who sits outside your window with a knife? 275 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,040 He likes you. Yeah, yeah. 276 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,760 He just wants to watch. Just let him watch, let him 277 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,720 watch. But anyways, yeah, so I don't 278 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,960 know, I I I was watching this and I'm like, this dude deserves 279 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,640 everything he gets because he's like I said, he's egging her on. 280 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,360 He's like kind of like lead her on a little bit. 281 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:34,240 He some of the actions that he does is kind of misleading to 282 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,600 her. You know what I mean? 283 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,800 Yeah. So I don't know. 284 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,600 I you got what he deserves, you know. 285 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,040 Good take. I like the take. 286 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,040 I stopped watching it because I'm just like, this guy's a 287 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,960 fucking idiot and you're pissing me off So. 288 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,880 So yeah. So that's why I thought about. 289 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,760 Isn't it amazing how men just like this? 290 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:57,080 Like a if you're a man and you and a woman stalks you, it's 291 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,840 not, it's not even close to the same thing as a male stalker on 292 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,360 a female like a female is. Oh yeah, dudes are crazy. 293 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,240 These are fucking crazy. It's like you're not scared for 294 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,720 your life. Like if if a male stalks a 295 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,200 female, it is, it's creepy. It's scary. 296 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,720 During your closet. Yeah, like. 297 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,920 They go in your house, they're like, it's just a totally 298 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,600 different atmosphere. Yeah, I think like a woman 299 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720 stalker. I could be wrong but I think 300 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,280 like a woman stalker is more like, you know, they they. 301 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,840 They. Try to hack into your Facebook. 302 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,720 Yeah, like, you know, it's more try. 303 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,200 To split up your marriage like. Whatever, let me check his 304 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,320 messages. Yeah, they, they do. 305 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,200 Yeah. But I'm sure there is where, 306 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,280 well, we would be proven wrong. There's somewhere out there. 307 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,200 Oh yeah. Some lady boiling the fucking 308 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,880 rabbit in the fucking stove. Yeah, yeah. 309 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,040 So yeah, that's why I thought about baby reindeer. 310 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,440 I mean, some people like it wasn't for me. 311 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,200 The guy fucking annoyed the shit out of me and he deserves 312 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,160 everything you got. But anyway. 313 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,560 I'll give you a take, my take when I actually watch it, OK? 314 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:57,360 Now her second question is can you clarify post nut clarity? 315 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,480 So we did episode Who is it fucking the mother fucking 316 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,760 virgin where he planned on killing his mother and then 317 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,280 killing his sister but after he killed his mother. 318 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,320 He got post nut clarity. He got post nut clarity and was 319 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,360 like, you know what? I don't really want to kill my 320 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,240 sister anymore. You know, like that urge kind of 321 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,560 goes away. So post nut clarity, go ahead. 322 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,080 Dave, you still you take it off off all right. 323 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,960 Well, post nut clarity can can mean a, a variant thing. 324 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,880 So it could be like actual like, like sex, you know, like you're 325 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,000 at work and you're like, Oh my God, I'm fucking so horny right 326 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,960 now. And you're like, then you go 327 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,160 home and you have sex with your wife or whatever or a random 328 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:43,800 stranger and after you nut you're like, OK, I'm good, you 329 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,040 know, whatever. And. 330 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,800 It could also be like, you know, if you're scrolling like porn or 331 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,520 something. Yeah. 332 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,280 And you come across the scene and you know, you fucking do 333 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,960 your thing and then afterwards you're like. 334 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,720 Yeah. Why did I do that for her? 335 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,920 Yeah, it's also, it also could be, you know, post on clarity. 336 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,720 Could be the 2:00 AM bar's about to close. 337 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,680 You pick up a girl. Yeah, she's not. 338 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,400 Yeah. She's not the girl you wanted to 339 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,600 bring home, but. She was, however. 340 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,280 You're going to do it. Yeah, you're going to do it. 341 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,560 And then once after you bust, Yeah. 342 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,440 You're like. You're like it's, it's, it's 343 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,680 that, it's that moment after a man releases that sounds so 344 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,000 fucking disgusting. No, it is. 345 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,720 But that you realize all your choices up to that point were 346 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,480 just. Horrible. 347 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,760 And then you want to. Run. 348 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,840 You want to run away from. To the hills. 349 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,720 And that even happens in, like, you know, people, you hear 350 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,560 stories about guys who are just like, don't touch me, don't 351 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:33,880 touch. Me. 352 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,000 After it's a, it's AI don't know, it's a primalistic maybe 353 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,920 'cause you're trying back in the back in the, you know, the 354 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,160 caveman days, we were just trying to, we were just trying 355 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:45,680 to. You're trying to. 356 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,720 We're trying to bust the nut and run and. 357 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,920 Every anything you could. Yeah. 358 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,600 Yeah. Once you bust, you're fucking 359 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,360 out. Yeah, you're out. 360 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,920 There's Saber tooth tigers chasing you and shit. 361 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,760 You know what I mean? So. 362 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,680 That's also that's why ladies, if a man comes quick, don't. 363 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,320 That's a primal urge and a primal instinct that we have. 364 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,200 All right, We got to get the job done and we got to be in and 365 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,880 out. Listen, there's cyber, cyber 366 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,119 tooth. There's Saber tooth tigers 367 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,280 chasing. Us, right, Yes. 368 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,000 So truthfully, your man's actually more of a man if he 369 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,079 comes fast. There you go. 370 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,200 Garrett logic right there, Garrett. 371 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,680 Garrett Logic. He's more he's he's, he's at 372 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,839 roots with this primal. Urge. 373 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,640 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. 374 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,440 I'll go with that. Yep, so that's post, not 375 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,079 clarity. That's pretty much wrapped up in 376 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,160 a a nutshell. But the porn thing is, is real. 377 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,360 You'll be like, oh, you'll be into it. 378 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,640 You'll be you'll, you'll do your thing and then you'll be like, 379 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,080 oh, what the fuck? Am I watching? 380 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,320 What was I? Yeah. 381 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,880 Oh yeah. What was I thinking? 382 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,320 Oh, you just. It's shame. 383 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,440 It's basically shame ever after you. 384 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,960 Come, you just, you're just shame. 385 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,360 You're disgusted in yourself. It's like a. 386 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,960 Fucking like a a Protestant like nun just. 387 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:51,240 Like a shame, shame, shame. Now there there have been a has 388 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:56,320 some pretty famous post nut clarity serial killers, you 389 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,760 know, kind of like the goat at Kemper. 390 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,320 You know, he fucking he just gave up. 391 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,200 He killed his he killed his mother, the subject of his 392 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,040 fucking rage, you know, and fucked her body and her face and 393 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:07,840 everything. And he was like. 394 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,840 I'm. Going to turn myself in. 395 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,280 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. He ended it all. 396 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,240 Off of a fucking post nut clarity. 397 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,600 That's what it is. He did life in prison off of 398 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,680 post nut clarity. So that's that. 399 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,480 So thank you very much Kate go in. 400 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,200 That was a good. Question. 401 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,400 That was a good question. All right, Next up we have Dylan 402 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,680 8722. And Dylan asks if you could have 403 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,200 10 minutes with any serial killer, who would it be and what 404 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,160 would happen? Oh, what would happen? 405 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,120 10 minute that that's such a like a a tough question to 406 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,040 answer off the top, off the top of the Dome. 407 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,960 I don't know. Go ahead. 408 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,800 Well. Everybody knows my fucking. 409 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,280 OK, camper. Yeah, my serial killer crush is 410 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,160 is camper, so that would be that. 411 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,040 I mean, that's the easy answer. I'll probably have to go with 412 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,840 BTK. I was, I listen, I was all 413 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,240 right. Go ahead. 414 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,160 Go ahead. I was gonna. 415 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,000 I literally thought of that two seconds ago. 416 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:07,200 So my 10 minutes with BTK would consist of me beating the living 417 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,680 piss out of his fucking disgusting gross ass fucking 418 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,960 face. BTK got to me. 419 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,880 That's one of that's one of the stories I like. 420 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,000 I've I've like this episode obviously is album Fish right? 421 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,760 So we know he's the biggest scumbag of all time, piece of 422 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,200 shit. But the the BTK episode always 423 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,640 gets to me. I don't know what it is. 424 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,280 Out of all the out of all the serial killers, BTK is probably 425 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,320 the biggest fucking scumbag there is alive. 426 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,800 See I would I instantly thought is for me. 427 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,280 I would kind of go into like a Doctor Phil mode with BDKI want 428 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,200 to. Know his brain, Yeah. 429 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,200 I want to know what like, dude, you almost got away with it. 430 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,640 Why? Why did you what, like what was 431 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,000 the point? Like I, I, I just, I feel like 432 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,360 there's so many unanswered questions there. 433 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,240 I'm like, did he want, did he like deep down, did he want to 434 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,080 get caught? I guess he missed the whole 435 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,000 fucking cat and mouse kind of thing, yeah? 436 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 But then keep going. Yeah, he was a fucking idiot. 437 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,480 Yeah. That's like, hey, can you, can 438 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,480 you trace a fucking floppy? That's what I mean. 439 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,800 Like are you fucking that stupid? 440 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,360 And the cops like, no, no, we can't do that. 441 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,280 That's like when. You see that's. 442 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,880 When you see those like the the police departments always joke 443 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,800 on Facebook or whatever and they post like, oh, don't have your 444 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,920 plugs today on. Christmas. 445 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,280 It's just, you know, call. Us and we'll come and deliver 446 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,160 your weed for you. Like. 447 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,280 Are you going to really do that? Fucking idiot. 448 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,960 Yeah 100% BTK and I would beat the living piss out of him the 449 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,280 entire 10 minutes and then I would curb stomp his fucking 450 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,520 skull and smash his fucking. Fair enough, fair enough. 451 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,120 I I just, I like the Doctor Phil aspect of you could choose. 452 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,680 I could choose any, any serial killer. 453 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,560 I would just like to like really deep dive. 454 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,600 Just pick their fucking just pick a brain who hurt you when 455 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,440 you were young. Yeah, like we learn more about 456 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,000 all those, all those unanswered questions that we we always come 457 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,520 up. Yeah. 458 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,040 So you're interested in the psychology? 459 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,000 Oh, I would love that. Yeah, I just want to go in there 460 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,840 and beat their fucking. Yeah, but I mean, they're behind 461 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,280 bars. They're going to die anyway. 462 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,320 They serve their justice. I'm fucking petty though. 463 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,920 I'm petty as fuck, dude. I am fucking petty as fuck. 464 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,840 I wanna make people suffer who deserve to fucking suffer. 465 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,440 You're like Dexter, dude. You are Dexter. 466 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,000 I'm Dexter. All right. 467 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,240 Thank you very much, Dylan. That was a pretty good question 468 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,520 as well. Now we have one that was sent in 469 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,560 quite a while ago and I, I must have missed it. 470 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,120 I mean quite a while ago, meaning like November. 471 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,480 Oh wow. Yeah, it it, it fell out. 472 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,440 So I sincerely apologize, but it's from Michael McHugh from 473 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,000 down in Australia. Oh no. 474 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,000 Down on that. And he asked, do you worry for 475 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,760 your family's safety? The more you research and 476 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:41,000 discover how evil, how much evil there is out there, he adds in 477 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,160 Big Love from Sydney, Australia. That is such a good question. 478 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,320 How the fuck did you let that go? 479 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,160 A fuck. How did you let that that's 480 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,360 like. That's such a good one. 481 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,360 It's a very good question. It's a very, very good question. 482 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,520 And I apologize, Michael, so sorry. 483 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,600 I hope you're still listening. I hope we didn't get pissed off 484 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,040 and be like, oh, they didn't answer my fucking question. 485 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,320 Fuck them. Yeah. 486 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:04,960 But anyway, do who do I worry? The thought has crossed my mind 487 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,120 that there's could possibly be a serial killer out there that 488 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,800 listens to the show. And they, I mean, we talk about 489 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,800 where we're from. We don't hide the fact where 490 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,120 we're from. You know what I mean? 491 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,840 And I drive around with a fucking sticker on my fucking. 492 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,120 Dave has a giant mural of criminal AF on the side of his 493 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,440 car. By the way, guys, if you ever, 494 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,360 if you ever in Connecticut, you're looking around. 495 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,800 Do you want to? Know well it's got one of those 496 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,800 fucking scan things so people can. 497 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,720 Yeah, so you you do get afraid. I I've thought about it, yeah, 498 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,120 not afraid, but I've thought about it. 499 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,280 Somebody who's just like, you know what? 500 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,320 Fuck these guys. Yeah, fuck these motherfuckers. 501 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,520 I, I think also he's asking like, as you do research and 502 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,040 you, you, you listen to these stories, you hear these horrific 503 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,880 crimes, Are you afraid for your family for something? 504 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,120 Bad in general. In general. 505 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,640 Not just because I got podcast and stuff like that. 506 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,280 He's also saying this and I agree with you. 507 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,240 Yes, 100. Percent it has. 508 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,720 It has opened my eyes a little bit. 509 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,160 You know, daughter, wife, the whole 9. 510 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,040 My son. I have young kids and it's 511 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,680 terrifying. But I will tell you this. 512 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,600 Come to my house motherfucker. I swear to God I can hit 1/4 at 513 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:18,600 50 yards, baby. 50. And my wife can shoot too. 514 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,240 All right, so sorry it took fucking 18 months to get to your 515 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,480 fucking question, Michael McHugh, but that was actually a 516 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,880 fucking very thought provoking, which spawned off into a fucking 517 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,080 other conversation. I will say though, it, it does. 518 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,320 I hear, I hear these stories and stuff like that and I just 519 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,800 think, and my, my, my wife does see, my wife watches. 520 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,720 It's just like all of the people that listen to this podcast. 521 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,840 She's a huge true crime fan and she just consumes every single 522 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:48,240 episode and and Netflix special and Amazon Prime special and it 523 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,560 just it's in her head. She'll she'll she'll hear a 524 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,440 noise at night and jump up like she'll have terrors in the 525 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,920 night. It's like you you psych yourself 526 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,520 out when you listen to this shit. 24/7. 527 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,640 Like since since we've been doing, you know, this podcast, 528 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,080 you know, there's definitely things that I pick up on, like 529 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,800 if I'm leaving, like the store, I'll see if there's something 530 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,000 like a, a, a note left on my fucking windshield, which is a 531 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,880 true sight. Listen from criminal AF. 532 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,040 If you ever walk out of a store and there's a flyer or a note to 533 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,760 your windshield, you know, underneath your windshield 534 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,800 wiper, get in your car and drive away. 535 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,760 Don't, don't waste your time trying to get the fucking thing 536 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,560 off you. Fucking no. 537 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,760 I mean, get to a safe place and take it, you know what I mean? 538 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,680 Because that's a plight too for sex, you know, human 539 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,800 trafficking, you know, they put these things. 540 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,720 So when you get out the fucking take it off your fucking 541 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,560 windshield. They're like they swipe you up 542 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,760 and fucking take you out in the fucking white van, you know? 543 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,800 So there there are certain things I pick up on. 544 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,720 Yeah. So again, thank you very much, 545 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,480 Michael. Sorry it took so long to fucking 546 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,520 answer that question. Finally, we have Holly Moe and 547 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,920 she has some rapid fire questions. 548 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,880 Garrett. Rapid fire go. 10 for me, 10. 10 549 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,520 for me, 10 for you. OK, we split them up. 550 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,400 OK, so I'm going to ask you first. 551 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,720 OK. All right. 552 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,680 Virtue or sin? Sin. 553 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,920 Baby. Yeah, that's what I'm talking 554 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,960 about, all right. I like. 555 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,440 I like to sin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 556 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,320 All right. Name four of the seven dwarfs. 557 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:14,960 Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, dopey. OK. 558 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,280 Boom, there you go. Do you want to live forever? 559 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,520 No, no, no, I'm I've I've told you this. 560 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,400 I think I've told you this. I don't plan on living till I'm 561 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,360 100 and fucking like. Shitting yourself? 562 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:32,120 No, I, I, I told my kids that at the moment I shit myself like 563 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,680 without knowing that I shit myself. 564 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,360 Like if I'm just sitting there, I'm just like. 565 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,200 Oh yeah, just put me out fucking put. 566 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,400 I don't wanna. I don't wanna live like that. 567 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,800 Yeah, I don't wanna be in a home. 568 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,600 I don't wanna be. I don't wanna be a burden on my 569 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,360 fucking kids and their kids and. All the moment somebody has to 570 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,480 wipe my ass, I'm fucking out. I'm going to pull a I'm going to 571 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,560 pull a man called Auto. I'm going to go hang out and 572 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,800 listen to The Beach Boys in the car in the garage while the 573 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,600 fucking lot of. Tubes in there. 574 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,280 Fucking done. Call it funny. 575 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,160 That's not funny. I shouldn't joke. 576 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,680 Around call it no. I mean that's not what I want 577 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,400 to. I don't want to live for like 578 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,280 till I'm super old. Or. 579 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,720 Forever and see everybody that I love and care about. 580 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,640 And then you're just by yourself as an old man. 581 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,960 No, that's that sounds horrible. Yeah, it's awful. 582 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:16,760 Yeah. All right. 583 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,840 All right. Rapid fire. 584 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,920 Rapid fire. All right. 585 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,680 What's what's for dinner tonight? 586 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,440 Black people, Mac and. Cheese. 587 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,320 It's good, too. I had some. 588 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,640 Kelly made it. Damn, she was on point with that 589 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,960 fucking Mac and cheese. Yeah. 590 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,680 All right. How many pull ups can you do in 591 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,080 a row? How? 592 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,640 Many pull ups. God, it's been so long since I 593 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,600 tried that. I don't know 20. 594 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,080 You feel confident you could do 20. 595 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,440 To 20 I'm I'm not. I don't weigh much. 596 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,480 It's OK, but are you strong enough to? 597 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,920 Yeah, I could do 20. I used to be able to knock out 598 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,120 like 35 we're. Gonna do a challenge. 599 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,360 And a good on a good day. We're gonna do a Patreon. 600 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,880 Back when I like actually was in shape. 601 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,600 OK, I bet you I could force myself to do. 20 I can. 602 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,840 Mind over matter even if I'm starting to struggle at like 10. 603 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,600 All right, mark this down. We're gonna do a Patreon 604 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,040 exclusive video. I. 605 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,040 Will beat you in pull ups. I can't do one. 606 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,560 OK. Yeah, I'm just saying you're, 607 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,840 you're committing the 20, you're committing the 20 pull ups. 608 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,360 All right, I. All right, we're gonna we're 609 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,360 gonna do a video of Garrett. Body weight to mass ratio it 610 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,560 work. I've always been good at pull 611 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,040 ups. OK, I'm not saying I'm strong. 612 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,920 Underhand or overhand? Underhand. 613 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,040 Yeah, I actually overhand's easier. 614 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:19,880 Yeah. No, no. 615 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,480 No, no, no, no, no, you said, you said. 616 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,160 Overhand, overhand. Nope, you said underhand. 617 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,040 Underhand pull up 20 of them. Over overhand. 618 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,000 No. OK. 619 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,040 All right. Next question. 620 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,840 Next question. All right, tea or coffee? 621 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,920 Coffee. That's not even a quick I love 622 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,960 tea. I do like a Chai tea I. 623 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,560 Love tea, but coffee? Coffee. 624 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,080 Are reindeers real creatures? Yes. 625 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,000 Yes they are. Yes, they are. 626 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:41,920 Do they fly? No. 627 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,800 No, but they're real. Say something in an Asian 628 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,480 language, I can do it. Go ahead, say what? 629 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,320 No. This is your question. 630 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,680 What do you I want to see you do? 631 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,480 What's that? Like hi, how are you that's. 632 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:55,880 Nihoma. Nihoma. 633 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,800 That's Chinese. I'm doing Japanese. 634 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,840 Oh, you're doing Japanese. Oh, OK. 635 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,280 All right. That's Japanese. 636 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,600 Yeah. If we have any Japanese. 637 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,720 Yeah. Can we? 638 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,080 Can we? OK. 639 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,440 All right. Do you? 640 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,440 Do you respect Kanye West? No, no, I didn't even like Kanye 641 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,760 when he was cool. Sorry. 642 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,320 Go ahead. All right, what's the fastest 643 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,200 speed you ever driven a car? Was it on a car? 644 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,480 Street bike 167. On a bike. 645 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:32,000 On a 167 I think I hit before I let go 167 ish and it was on a 646 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,480 motorcycle. And it's, I'm telling you right 647 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,160 now, anybody, anybody who rides. Let's listen to the podcast. 648 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,160 I understand there's no better fucking thrill in this world. 649 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,240 167. Yeah, the tunnel vision that you 650 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,200 get goes on AR 11000 litre bike. Oh, dude. 651 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,960 Then you get this tunnel vision where like the helmet, just it, 652 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960 you can only see out of like a pinhole. 653 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,160 Yeah. And then you just know like that 654 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,600 that rush, I'm telling you. How old were you jump out of an 655 00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,600 airplane? I don't know. 20s 2020, 2/23. 656 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,680 Oh, that's still dumb. Young, dumb, full of cum fucking 657 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,040 that. Was still a dumb age. 658 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, not now. 659 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,240 You crazy. When I got my I, I got. 660 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,840 When I got my in my motorcycle accident, I was only doing like 661 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,000 40 miles an hour. I just got fucked. 662 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,200 But yeah, yeah, like one yeah, 167, I think it's on R12 663 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,120 thousand and four R1. Do you want to talk about bike? 664 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,280 You want to talk about your accident? 665 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,000 No, no, that's all right. No, we have a lot of people that 666 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,120 would be like a. Lot of dog fans here. 667 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,880 I did. I hit AII murdered a A1 year old 668 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,720 Johnny. Shepherd puppy guys Garrett. 669 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,920 I tore my ACL, tore my meniscus, broke my left hand. 670 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,040 Permanent. Nerve damage. 671 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,120 Yeah, but the dog ran into me, to be honest. 672 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,080 So yeah, it was a it was a brutal time. 673 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,480 Minding its own business, here comes Garrett. 674 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,440 Just cruising at 40. But yeah, 167, that's the 675 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,120 answer. All right, all right, on a 676 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,640 motorcycle. Yeah, we got, we got some for 677 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,520 me. All right, here we go. 678 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,800 Yep, God. All right, Do not fuck this up, 679 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,400 please, because I know you're going to not. 680 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,000 Yo, this is going to piss me off. 681 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 The first question. Godfather of Star Wars 682 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:10,320 Godfather. Why? 683 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,880 All right, you want to know why? Cinematic masterpiece. 684 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,560 One of the greatest arcs in the fucking entire cinematic 685 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,280 universe. But. 686 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,000 OK, we'll go with. Godfather, go ahead all. 687 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,080 Right, It's a good movie. Who's the Who's the guy that 688 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,320 plays Anakin Skywalker? Hayden Christensen. 689 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,880 Yeah, awful, awful fucking acting. 690 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,360 I won't say that. No. 691 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,800 Is the scripts suck for him? His words suck all right. 692 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,200 We're not going into a movie. So, well, in my generation, the 693 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,240 1-2 and three, which is then turned into 3-4 and five. 694 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,120 Yes, Empire Strikes. Back it goes 3-4 and five came 695 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,640 out first. Right. 1-2 and three came out 696 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,320 next. OK, three, yeah, 3-4 and five S 697 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,600 the ones I grew up with. Awesome, groundbreaking, amazing 698 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,800 fuck. So then they came out with the 699 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,840 with the Hayden Christensen ones. 700 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,800 Yes, the prequels. So they came out with the 701 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,800 prequels awful, awful fucking acting. 702 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,160 It was just like, it's like Fast and the Furious with fucking 703 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,960 Paul Walker when he's like bro bro bro like every fucking 2 704 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,760 seconds. Hayden Christensen in that 705 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,280 fucking role was just fucking awful. 706 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,120 Now when you start getting into like Jar Jar Binks. 707 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,720 Yeah, of course it was ground breaking CGI at that point. 708 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,360 They didn't know what to. Do those are good? 709 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,600 But that was the worst. No, Jar Jar Binks is the 710 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,080 greatest fucking. Star Wars. 711 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,320 Character. You're gonna, you're gonna, 712 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,320 you're gonna annoy me. No. 713 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,320 You're. Gonna annoy me. 714 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,800 Jar jar. No me. 715 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,640 Saw me. Star Wars and I love Now I will 716 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,920 say this before you go on the the fact that the prequels are 717 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,880 getting love now because they were shit on by the boomers that 718 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,160 liked the original Star Wars back in the day. 719 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,360 I'm not a boomer. I know I'm talking about your 720 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,240 like even older than that, like the people that were like, oh, I 721 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,920 love Star Wars and all that stuff, but they're, they were 722 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,600 getting, they got shit on back in the the late 90s, early 2000s 723 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,200 whenever they came out. They're getting love now. 724 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,680 And I like that because they deserve it. 725 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,960 The Revenge of the Sith is the one of the greatest I. 726 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,160 Would say the story. The story is good, I like the 727 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,160 story of it, but Anakin? Go back and watch it. 728 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,720 All right. Next. 729 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,240 Next. Question. 730 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:14,920 I can't do it. I can't you. 731 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,360 You're asking me? Godfather, You're right. 732 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,200 All right, Godfather. But from Godfather. 733 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,880 'S great movie I'm. Not 1-2 and three Godfather, 734 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,960 yeah. Yeah, but I'd say. *. 735 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,120 Wars is just. Three as a whole is just. 736 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:24,920 Oh my. Three kinds. 737 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,640 It's so good all. Right, Godfather, do you like 738 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,480 the word dapper? I do use it. 739 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,800 You're looking pretty dapper. You say that a Cole. 740 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,040 I've heard you say that a couple times. 741 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,400 All right, Garrett I. Like Dapper? 742 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,760 You look pretty dapper. Dapper's nice. 743 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:43,720 Big dogs, small dogs or no dogs? I've had big dogs, I've always 744 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,040 had big dogs. I've had, you know. 745 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,960 Well, what? What do you consider Big Dog? 746 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,560 Like pit pit bull. That's not shepherd. 747 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,720 I don't. See, I don't think those are 748 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,120 big. Dogs, but mine were big. 749 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,400 German Shepherds can get pretty big, but pitbulls are are fairly 750 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,600 small. No, mine was. 751 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,240 They're heavy. Mine wasn't eat, but they're not 752 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,080 big dog. Mine wasn't like a full pit. 753 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,760 It was a pit mix. OK, so it was, it was a decent 754 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,080 size. So now that I'm getting older, I 755 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,680 would say I want a nice small dog I can cuddle with. 756 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,520 Yeah, you know, come on up in my lap. 757 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,000 I like medium dogs. Yeah. 758 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,600 Like on Yeah, you know what I mean? 759 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,320 Like that, that £30 range, 30 to 40 lbs. 760 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,840 Big enough to like, you know, like you're the Yorkies that you 761 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,760 deal with. Like you have to like lift. 762 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,040 Them up and fucking help them around the house and shit like 763 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,920 that. Like I just. 764 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,560 I want a dog that can fend for itself and won't get taken away 765 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,240 from a hawk. That is, that is, that is, That 766 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,600 is not what. I'm saying but like, it's not. 767 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,720 So big that they're knocking the fucking your drink off the night 768 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,120 stand. And I like a medium sized dog. 769 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,680 My favorite dog of all time is a boxer I fucking love. 770 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,000 Boxers, yeah, they just got so much. 771 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,240 Energy. I fucking love boxers, but the 772 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,600 older I get, I don't have the energy to to deal with those 773 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,160 high energy dogs, you know? So I just want a nice little 774 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,320 dog. I'd sit in my lap. 775 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,200 Dude I love a good Chihuahua. People hate on chihuahuas, I 776 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,560 love them. I love this. 777 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,800 There's so much fucking. Especially the chihuahuas with 778 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,560 their eyes are like going in different directions. 779 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,680 And bug the fuck out. You. 780 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,840 Got a big ass apple. Head your head. 781 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,440 'S bigger than their fucking. Body all right. 782 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,360 I like them all right. How many hours of sleep do you 783 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,520 need? Four, I can get by in four hours 784 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,480 of sleep. You're grumpy. 785 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,800 You're a little grumpy goose on 4 Hours me. 786 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,800 Yeah, get a little order. You're a. 787 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,120 Little grumpy you need 6. I I can never get six though. 788 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,920 I know my my longest is 4 hours at a clip. 789 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,960 Like if I have a if I have a whole day off like I can do 790 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:38,080 sleep 4 hours I'm up then I'll take a nap. 791 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,679 But I can never, for some fucking reason, I can never 792 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,320 sleep more than four hours. Ever. 793 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,000 And then you wake up. Will you go back to bed though? 794 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:48,159 Sometimes. Sometimes. 795 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,719 Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm like 6. If I get as long as I get six, I 796 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,239 can function fine. Anything less than six, I'm 797 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,600 fucking miserable. Are women complicated? 798 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,640 Abso fucking. Lutely. 799 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,880 Abso fucking lutely. I can't figure them out for 800 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,080 nothing. I'm like fucking going on. 801 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,120 I'll be 50 next week and I still haven't figured them out, you 802 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200 know? I mean, I know what. 803 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,120 Button's supposed you know what I'm saying, but. 804 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,160 Giggity, Giggity. Giggity, Giggity. 805 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,320 Yeah, I don't know. It's it's complicated. 806 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,120 I'll say yes, they are complicated. 807 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,640 Oh wait, I'm asking you. Never mind. 808 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,880 No. No, no, Let's hear. 809 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,840 It No, no, no. Where's Kelly? 810 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,160 Kelly No. No, no, I'll say, I'll say, 811 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,360 well, yes, of course women are complicated, just like men are 812 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,920 women, men are to them. But I feel like it's, it's not 813 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,760 complicated to understand what you need to do to stay out of 814 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,280 the hot seat. Do you know what I mean? 815 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,120 I think it's very, very complex. But I think a lot of men don't 816 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,320 do the bare necessities to stay out of. 817 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,320 The bare minimum. The bare Yeah, they like. 818 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,960 They won't. Bare necessities. 819 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,040 A simple bareness. That's not what you want to do 820 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,000 to oh. Yeah. 821 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,880 Lucy will like this one. All right, Lucy, say good day 822 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,520 mate. In an Australian accent. 823 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,480 You just did it for me. Go. 824 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,720 Ahead. No, I needed you to do it. 825 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120 Good day mate. Oh, you actually your sounds 826 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,320 pretty good. Crikey. 827 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,160 Crikey, golf. I'm a little bit dark and 828 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,360 mysterious a. Little bit dark mystery. 829 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:20,480 I'm a dark and twisted. The Australian accent is so. 830 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,600 Good dude, it's. So good. 831 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,040 Look at these wild Crocs. No, that was fucking awful. 832 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,760 All right, I, I love. On the spectrum, Australia just 833 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,200 changed my mind on the Australian accent for sure. 834 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,440 Love on the spectrum. Australia is hands down the 835 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,920 greatest fucking show. The greatest show? 836 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,880 I will say it's top three shows to ever come out on Netflix. 837 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,960 Ever. Ever. 838 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,040 Like. Oh, it's so good. 839 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,000 Blows the US version the US. Version sucks and that stupid 840 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,520 animation bitch that I hate so much. 841 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,320 Sorry. I just spit out his beard. 842 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,240 I like animation. I'm. 843 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,760 Sorry I can't make. What's your favorite carb? 844 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,560 But sadly, you know what I would bang? 845 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:10,840 The fucking weirdo. All right. 846 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,840 So what was it? What's your boyfriend's name? 847 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,240 What's I don't? Know, I don't know. 848 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:22,160 Oh man, but while he watches. All right, what's your favorite? 849 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,080 He's a he's a purple fucking blue for sponge. 850 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,720 What's your favorite car? Bread, pasta, rice or potatoes? 851 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,280 Oh, I'm going. To go with pasta. 852 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,880 Pasta that's fits. Yeah, that fits. 853 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,120 That fits. You can't beat it. 854 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,200 Oh God, potatoes close second. Potatoes. 855 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,600 Good, because you can just do so much with it. 856 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,880 Yeah. All right. 857 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,040 If you could ask God one question, what would it be? 858 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,920 Oh God. Oh, this would be a good 859 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,320 question for you, Garrett. No, go ahead. 860 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,480 No, if I could ask God one question, what would it be? 861 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,200 Wow, can you make my penis bigger? 862 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,240 Yeah, but how big? Do you? 863 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,800 Why did you make me average? You don't want inches averages 864 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,920 is fair. You don't want fucking. 865 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,160 All. Right. 866 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,440 Yeah, Yeah. No, I'm. 867 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,960 I'm, I'm not joking. I would ask that. 868 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,800 Yeah. All right, Next up. 869 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,520 Stale Sour Patch Kids or fresh circus peanuts. 870 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,280 What the fuck? Fresh circus peanuts. 871 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,520 Well, you don't like peanuts from the circus. 872 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,680 No. You got to crack them open. 873 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,720 Yeah. And then there's like, people 874 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,520 are just feeding like pigs in the fucking stands. 875 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,840 There's like, you got to walk through Peanut, No? 876 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,920 You would eat stale sour patch kids. 877 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,880 What it really? Fuck a circus peanut. 878 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,440 Dude. That's the worst. 879 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,280 When you go to a bar that allows people to just, like, chop. 880 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,640 Yeah, and you give all the. Shit adds to the ambience. 881 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,120 No. Yeah, it's. 882 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,160 Gross. I don't know. 883 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,280 Paper. Plastic. 884 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,440 I do enjoy a good plastic. I miss plastic straws. 885 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,200 What do you mean? I miss plastic straws. 886 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:55,600 You're. Drinking. 887 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,760 I'm drinking on a plastic straw right now. 888 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,480 You're saying how like Starbucks? 889 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,360 Yeah, the paper straws are fucking an awful creation. 890 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,640 Oh, they're the worst. They're the worst. 891 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,520 They don't make any sense to me. Yeah, I like Styrofoam. 892 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,760 Yeah, Styrofoam. Styrofoam cups or there's 893 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,160 nothing like a cold like an ice cold drink out of a Styrofoam 894 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,440 cup. I don't care what anyone says. 895 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,240 There's I do miss the Duncan coffees in the Styrofoam cup. 896 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,640 Yes, Duncan used to. Oh, the Duncan coffee was tasted 897 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,480 better in the Styrofoam. Cup. 898 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,200 Yeah, 100%. I agree. 899 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,800 Yeah, All right. Yeah. 900 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,600 Plastic slash Styrofoam. Styrofoam was the shit. 901 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,880 Too bad it's like bad for the. Environment and they're like, 902 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,280 yeah, OK. And I get it. 903 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,800 All right, Yeah. So that was pretty good. 904 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,600 I love, I love, I love rapid fire. 905 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,680 I liked it. Yeah. 906 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,600 So if you guys got any rapid fire questions you want to ask 907 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,200 us, send them in. That wasn't really rapid fire. 908 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,800 But it wasn't. But it's good. 909 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,600 Yeah. I like it. 910 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,480 I like those questions. All right. 911 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,640 Thank you, Holly. Thank you very much, Holly, and 912 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,720 all of all of everybody who sent them in. 913 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,840 You know, that was great. To send us in questions for a 914 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,640 future episode, just go to criminalasfuck.com and click on 915 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,280 the Send It In tab. All right, let's go to Florida. 916 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,240 Let's do it. What in the fuck is going on in 917 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:22,600 Florida? Martin County, Florida A naked 918 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,600 man crashed his car into a Florida jail, saying he wanted 919 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,320 to kill everybody. Hey, that's like down, that's 920 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,600 Jensen Beach area, Port Port Saint Lucie. 921 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,360 My one of my best friends lives there. 922 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,640 Port Saint Lucie, all right. A video shows a car crashing 923 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,480 into the lobby of a Florida jail that was driven by a man who 924 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,600 authorities said was naked from waist down and threatened to 925 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,520 kill officers. The incident happened late 926 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,520 Monday night at the lobby of the Martin County Jail when a 40 927 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,920 year old Joseph Leedy drove his car through the entrance, the 928 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,960 sheriff officer said. Surveillance videos released by 929 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,560 the Sheriff's Office showed the Toyota sedan slamming into the 930 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,720 front doors. Leeny got out of his car wearing 931 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:06,160 a woman's blouse in no peace. Then. 932 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,920 Poured motor oil on the floor and said he wanted to set it on 933 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,240 fire. Authority said he also made 934 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,600 homicidal statements about police officers and said he 935 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,440 wanted to kill everyone and threw rubber stakes on the 936 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,760 floor. Shut the fuck? 937 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,440 I'm not kidding. This is not. 938 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,480 This is real dude. Imagine being the guy working 939 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,960 the front desk at the fucking intake. 940 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:24,680 What? The. 941 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,480 Fuck, Authority said while our deputies were interacting with 942 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,680 him, he kept saying things like the devil told me to kill 943 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,360 everyone. And he kept, oh, that's a pussy 944 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,520 way out, though we all know that's a pussy way out. 945 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,480 And he kept sharing his disdain for President Donald Trump. 946 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,680 Fuck Donald Trump. Chief Deputy John Burdinsky said 947 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,840 at the news conference Tuesday, according to WPTY. 948 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,480 Lady fought the deputies in Fire Rescue before he was tased. 949 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,520 He fought fire. He got deputies and the Fire 950 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,240 Rescue. He was going out. 951 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,320 He's like throwing fucking rubber snakes everywhere. 952 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,120 He's like. Dropping oil, dropping oil. 953 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,800 He was eventually restrained and taken into the hospital, 954 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,040 Burdensky said. Paramedics gave lady multiple 955 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,240 doses of ketamine to calm down. Damn I wish I was him. 956 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,480 You get a free K hole trip if you. 957 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,520 Fucking. Wig out, but it did not sedate 958 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,680 him. That's kind of even crazier. 959 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,840 He was later. He had to be on fucking like 960 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,960 some synthetic. Shit, he was probably doing some 961 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,000 PCP. He was later booked into jail on 962 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,640 charges of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and 963 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,440 criminal mischief. That's it for driving his car. 964 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,600 Into a jail. Yeah, and we'll, we'll pull the 965 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,640 video, The pictures, the video's wild. 966 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,280 Yeah, it's in. There, officials said no one was 967 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,640 in the lobby at the time of the crash, but the incident caused 968 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:42,080 thousands of dollars of damages. Burdensky said authorities 969 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,920 believe Leadie was under the influence of controlled 970 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,760 substance, but they're awaiting. These results. 971 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,600 The medication that a normal person would be sedated by was 972 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,520 not affecting him at all. That does lead to us to believe 973 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,680 they built up a tolerance between two different types of 974 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,800 drugs, Burdensky said. So he had a tolerance to 975 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,600 ketamine, which they were fucking dumping into his fucking 976 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,160 body. Yeah. 977 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,880 And then? That's so interesting. 978 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,800 I didn't think I didn't know that that's what they would be 979 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,200 giving people like it. It just goes to show how far 980 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,040 ketamine has come. They wouldn't give you ketamine 981 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,680 to sedate you back in the day. They're starting to realize like 982 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,760 the benefits into. That not that you're an expert. 983 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,280 No, I'm not an expert on ketamine. 984 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,960 But what does ketamine? Is that a sedative you're. 985 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,200 Not going to give me this time. Is that a sedative? 986 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,560 It is a sedative. It is a is it is a medicine that 987 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,680 they give horses before surgery, almost like an adult Xanax. 988 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,520 Oh, OK. You know what I'm trying to say? 989 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,080 It's a yeah. They use it to sedate horses and 990 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,600 large other large animals. It's horse powered. 991 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,840 Tranquilizer. Xanax, a horse tranquilizer. 992 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,240 It's a horse tranquilizer. It's not Xanax but I'm just 993 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,120 saying it would be the equivalent of like calming. 994 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,600 So they're giving this guy a horse tranquilizer, a horse 995 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,080 tranquer, and it's not even fucking effective. 996 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,720 But that's the thing that affects people different than it 997 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:56,040 does horses, because a horse doesn't trip. 998 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,040 Actually, who knows? A horse might trip balls when 999 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,480 they're on ketamine. They just don't. 1000 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,400 You can't tell you that they're tripping balls, but it'll put 1001 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,360 you in AK hole which is like you're just. 1002 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,640 Zoom you're. In a, you're in a. 1003 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,800 Fucking you're in a whole other world, you trip. 1004 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,040 It's a psychedelic at the end of the day, even though it's 1005 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,960 considered a something, it's considered something else. 1006 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,520 But it it gives off hallucinizations and all that 1007 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,080 other. Stuff, but you're not an expert. 1008 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,240 But no, I'm not an expert. I'm not. 1009 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,920 It's just, it's just tough. All right, go ahead. 1010 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:27,280 Next episode lead in. Oh, man. 1011 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,800 All right. I I I don't understand the 1012 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,040 snakes though, and the oil, the motor oil and the I get that. 1013 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,720 Maybe trying? To Oh, you're trying to start a 1014 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,280 fire for the fire. Yeah, but. 1015 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,200 But yeah, the snakes or or. Do you know wild that has to be 1016 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,520 as? Like that that's. 1017 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,080 Yeah. You listen, you go. 1018 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,600 You decide as a as a like a career choice that you're going 1019 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,160 to help, you're going to do something good. 1020 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,800 You've been a police officer. Yes, yeah. 1021 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,560 Yeah, you, you go through months of training, you go through on 1022 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,360 on job training, you see some wild shit, but then you see this 1023 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:06,760 guy bust through and throw motor oil snakes in a blouse with his 1024 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,960 Dick out. And just screaming fuck Donald. 1025 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,480 Trump. Like at what point? 1026 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,200 Did police officers just say like, I don't? 1027 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,200 I'm throwing it up. I'm done. 1028 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,440 I'm over. I'm over this. 1029 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,800 Yeah. Sir. 1030 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,760 Sir. And then he's not like you're 1031 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,400 trying to give him ketamine, He's not coming down. 1032 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,080 You're tasing him. He's fucking fight like. 1033 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,720 Yeah. It's a crazy job. 1034 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,600 It's a wild job. I, I still, I give out every, 1035 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,880 every shout out to police officers out. 1036 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,400 There when I was, when I was younger, I actually applied to 1037 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,360 be a police officer pretty much all through high school at you 1038 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,000 know, all that, like I wanted to be a cop. 1039 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,920 That was my like, my goal, you know? 1040 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,000 Same. Today, like I have to like, hand 1041 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,160 it to people. Oh yeah. 1042 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,280 Who become police officers today? 1043 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,680 Especially the ones that like we, we know fucking. 1044 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,400 Wild. Like they're out on injuries. 1045 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,280 I think it's it's. It's wild to be a cop right now. 1046 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,160 Wild. The pay is good, but it doesn't 1047 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,320 pay that good to deal with the shit that they have to deal 1048 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,840 with. Yeah, yeah, it's just fucking 1049 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,920 out of control. It's like a Wild West now, for 1050 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,120 real. But anyway, yeah. 1051 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,520 Guy in a blouse with his. Dick Guy in a. 1052 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,480 Blouse with his Dick out saying woo let me throw these snakes 1053 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,120 this ones connected to me I can't fucking throw this one but 1054 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,760 anyway, yeah that was a fucking wild one all right all right so 1055 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,960 let's get into this story about arguably the worst serial 1056 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,440 killing pedophile we. Were having fun and now we got 1057 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,520 to talk about a fucking the the one of the worst. 1058 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,880 Now we got to talk about this fucking dude. 1059 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,160 And so like, I avoided this story like the fucking plague 1060 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,280 because I just don't like doing. I I remember bringing it up to 1061 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,360 you. We should do Albert fish and 1062 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,320 you're like. Fuck that. 1063 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,800 No. No, no, fuck that guy. 1064 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,360 But, you know, it's been widely requested. 1065 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,840 And our good friend Debbie from True Crime University, she just 1066 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,440 so happened to have written this story, you know, before, and she 1067 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,560 asked us if we'd like to do it. Yep, you know she had it 1068 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,680 written. Thank you, Debbie. 1069 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,640 No, she didn't. She didn't end up doing it. 1070 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,000 So she was like, hey, you guys can take this. 1071 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,440 So thank you very much, Debbie, for sending us this story. 1072 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,840 So tuck your kids in the bed, give them a kiss in the forehead 1073 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,040 and tell them to never take candy from a boomer named Albert 1074 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,320 because it's time to fuck this episode in the mouth. 1075 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,520 What do you say, Garrett? Let's go, Let's do it. 1076 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,560 All right, so this is a story of Hamilton Howard Fish. 1077 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,120 He was born May 19th, 1870 in the United States capital of 1078 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,400 Washington, DC. His parents were Ellen, age 32, 1079 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,000 and Randall, who at the time of Hamilton's birth was 75 years 1080 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,640 old. Yes, you heard that right. 75. 1081 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:39,120 75 fucking years old. 43 years older than his wife. 1082 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,880 I, I, I hope I can still get it up at 75, You know, I mean, I 1083 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,480 can't have kids. I mean, there's always blue 1084 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,960 chew. Yeah, you can get, but not. 1085 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,080 Not back in the 1800s, yeah. This dude's all. 1086 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,800 Natural baby, that guy. That guy was built. 1087 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,640 This dude was fucking ready to fucking spread his seed. 1088 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,960 All right, so Hamilton had three older siblings, Walter, Annie, 1089 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,120 and Edwin. Another brother, Albert, had 1090 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,040 died in infancy long before Hamilton was even a fucking 1091 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,400 thought. He was still swimming around in 1092 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,440 his daddy's 75 year old nuts. Hamilton was born in a long line 1093 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,240 of mentally ill people, including his mother, uncle, 1094 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:15,880 brother and sister, and had all been diagnosed with some sort of 1095 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,880 mental health condition. The family patriarch, Randall, 1096 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,480 was a riverboat captain and a fertilized manufacturer who died 1097 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,160 in October of 1875, when Hamilton was just five years 1098 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,760 old. It's such a 1875 job title A. 1099 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,440 Riverboat. Captain, He's a riverboat. 1100 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,360 Captain. I lost my kid on a riverboat 1101 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,920 gambling trip. So, yeah, he died when Hamilton 1102 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,680 was just five years old, leaving Ellen alone with all four 1103 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,000 children. And back then, being a single 1104 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,320 mom, kids totally different, were rough. 1105 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,360 It was totally different. Yeah. 1106 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:52,200 So it says he died from senile debility, which is an old timey 1107 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,480 way of saying he died of heart disease like. 1108 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,600 Wow, same as hair. You died of senile debiliters, 1109 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:05,080 hey? So Ellen was unable to care for 1110 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,760 the kids and she placed them in St. 1111 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,640 John's orphanage, a decision that would would result in 1112 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,040 fucking disaster. Now both the staff and other 1113 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,880 children harassed and abused Hamilton physically, sexually, 1114 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,000 and emotionally. And because they're all bratty 1115 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,080 kids who come up with stupid nicknames, they called him Ham 1116 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,280 and Eggs Ham and Eggs Hamilton. To alleviate this, he started 1117 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,160 using his dead brother's name. So from here on out, Hamilton 1118 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,600 will now be known as Albert, right? 1119 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,800 Albert would later say. I was there till I was nearly 1120 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,040 nine and that's where I got started wrong. 1121 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:46,160 We were unmercifully whipped. I saw boys doing things they 1122 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,560 should not have been doing. Perhaps as a coping mechanism, 1123 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,040 young Albert soon started to enjoy being whipped and beaten. 1124 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,080 I don't blame him. And it would become visibly 1125 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,920 aroused, resulting in more taunts from the other children. 1126 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,720 He's like, oh, I, I hope you don't get mad at. 1127 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:07,280 Me Who broke? Who broke all the chalk? 1128 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:11,240 Oh, I don't know, Teacher. It wasn't me. 1129 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:14,000 It wasn't me. Are you going to punish whoever 1130 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000 did it? Oh, I hope you are merciful for 1131 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,160 those guys. Oh, man, eventually his mother. 1132 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,800 That's not funny. But no, yeah, it was. 1133 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,000 Kind of Talibus is never funny. Yeah, it's kind of funny. 1134 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,680 Eventually, his mother, Ellen, got a job with the government, 1135 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,120 who was financially able to care for her children again. 1136 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,000 So Albert was brought home. But as we said earlier, the 1137 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,920 damage was already done. You know, when Albert was 11, he 1138 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,760 fell from a tree and hit his head, after which he suffered 1139 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,240 from headaches, dizziness, stuttering and abrupt 1140 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:48,720 personality changes. He was also a frequent bed 1141 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,480 wetter until he reached adolescence. 1142 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,120 And as we know Garrett, that's one of the serial killer triad, 1143 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,960 along with Archer and Animal. Literally by by write textbook 1144 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,880 too. You know what's funny too is 1145 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,080 like people are always like you hear the old, the old timers 1146 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,120 saying like we were kids, we were climbing trees and getting 1147 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,800 hurt all the time. Yeah, 'cause you we. 1148 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,440 Had pressed our bed till we were fucking 14. 1149 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,640 You you banged your head and developed a stutter and then 1150 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,080 started murdering. Kids. 1151 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,280 Like what the like, maybe it's not a bad thing that we just let 1152 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,680 the kids just do whatever the fuck they. 1153 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,360 Want it right my? Bad. 1154 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,280 Go ahead, keep going. All right, when he was 12, 1155 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,040 Albert had his hey, listen, this story is very serious. 1156 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,600 It's fucking sick. It's fucking pathetic. 1157 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,800 We're trying to have fun. Awful. 1158 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,120 We're we're, we're trying to make the best of this fucking 1159 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,480 gruesome fucking story. All right, so when he was 12, 1160 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,080 Albert had his first sexual encounter. 1161 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,240 And this was with a 17 year old Telegraph boy who lived in an 1162 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,800 apartment below him. Oh, so he was. 1163 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,600 Now he's diddled. Jesus is. 1164 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:53,760 Great, so the older boy introduced him to urolinasia. 1165 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,080 Urolagnia What? I don't even know how to say it. 1166 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,200 Urolagnia. Well, it's ready, ready, ready, 1167 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,960 ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. 1168 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,040 Urolagnia. OK. 1169 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,640 The older boy introduced him to urolagnia, which is the drinking 1170 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:13,720 of urine, and coprophagia, the consumption of feces. 1171 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,400 Yeah, which Albert would engage in for the rest of his life. 1172 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,520 Now I'm going to add, like, a little tidbit and fucking take 1173 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,920 it how you will. So this is around the same time 1174 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,640 of the Cleveland St. scandal, where in 18891890 there were 1175 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,680 accusations and trials involving sexual liaisons between English 1176 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,880 aristocrats and young Telegraph boys in London. 1177 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:42,760 They ran messages out of the 19 Cleveland St. like post office. 1178 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,760 That's so strange. Yeah, so this post office was, 1179 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,440 you know, obviously a business by day and turned into a brothel 1180 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,760 of young boys that night. That's wild. 1181 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,800 I understand the story that we're discussing today. 1182 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,560 This happened in the US, but I'd I'd say it's fair to assume that 1183 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,880 the 17 year old Telegraph boy who was screwing 12 year old 1184 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,120 Albert and was experienced in the pissing and shitting on 1185 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,120 people. What the? 1186 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,560 Fuck, they haven't been involved in a civil similar environment, 1187 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,840 you know. That's just saying, you know. 1188 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,560 Those are it translated over. Yeah, those are learned 1189 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,800 behaviors. You know, I don't know. 1190 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,440 Food for thought. Yeah, for sure. 1191 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,880 All right, so now at the age of 20, Albert moved to New York 1192 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,280 City with his mother and briefly made a living prostituting 1193 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,400 himself to other men. He would later say that it was 1194 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,320 around this time that he began to sexually assault children, 1195 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,520 mainly boys. Before we get into the sad shit, 1196 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,480 let's just say this. This man was ahead of his time. 1197 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,840 18918 What? What, what year? 1198 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,680 Yeah, it's like late 1800. Early late 1800s and he's openly 1199 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,520 gay, you know what I mean? Yeah. 1200 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,320 Ahead of us. Yeah, he. 1201 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,560 Was. I don't know. 1202 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,800 I'm just saying, you know, I'm trying. 1203 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,400 I got to give him something. Well, hopefully you can give him 1204 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,480 chlamydia. I don't know. 1205 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,280 All right, so he started. Yeah, I'm going. 1206 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,200 Yeah, I know. I don't know what else. 1207 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,720 I'm just saying openly gay in the 1800s is. 1208 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,000 Is a about? Yeah. 1209 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,400 It's a drastic thing, right? You would you would be killed 1210 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,040 back then for that. Probably sent to an an insane 1211 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,800 asylum, but yeah, it's not about killed. 1212 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,920 Yeah, this isn't fucking Germany. 1213 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,560 Where they down? South Hello, you're Alabama. 1214 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,800 Come on, you're prancing around eating fucking shit and piss 1215 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,640 prancing. Around. 1216 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,280 Prancing around eating shit and piss. 1217 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,040 They're. Going to kill you. 1218 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,040 You're. Going to think of the devil. 1219 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,200 OK, All right. He started working. 1220 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,520 Yeah. All right. 1221 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,640 All right. He started work as a painter, 1222 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,200 which enabled him to move about to different locations. 1223 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,320 He claims that he often lured children into basements of the 1224 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:46,000 buildings he was painting. Around this time fish he started 1225 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,640 another hobby, which was letter writing, which is back in the 1226 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,200 late 1800s, letter writing was a hobby. 1227 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:56,160 Yeah, yeah. He found the addresses of adult 1228 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,680 women in newspaper lonely hearts ads and sent them obscene 1229 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,800 letters filled with details of spanking them as well as 1230 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,720 drinking their piss and eating their shit. 1231 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,840 What the fuck? So at age 25, Albert's mother 1232 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,600 fixed them up with 19 year old Anna Marie Hoffman and the two 1233 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,880 were married not too long later. Now over the years, Albert and 1234 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,240 Anna had six children together, Albert, Junior, John, Anna, 1235 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:22,040 Gertrude, Eugene and Henry, who were all raised primarily by 1236 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,280 Anna. As Albert was off, you know he 1237 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,960 often traveled for work and you know for for painting and did 1238 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,080 the special trips to have sex with fucking boys and shit you 1239 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,640 know he. Was he was a busy guy? 1240 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,440 Yeah, Yeah. You know, he had, he had, you 1241 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,400 know, things he got to do, you know, And so on one occasion, 1242 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,160 one of Fish's male lovers took him to a museum that featured an 1243 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:47,160 exhibit of dissected and preserved body parts, Right. 1244 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,800 So there was actually an an exhibit that was going around 1245 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:53,080 not too long ago. It's called Bodies Revealed. 1246 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,560 Do you remember that? Yep, I did it. 1247 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,240 Yeah. That showed actual bodies, like 1248 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,960 broken down into the various levels. 1249 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,480 Like some had their skin removed, others had their entire 1250 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,480 muscular system removed to reveal just a nervous system. 1251 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,000 So I went to the Connecticut Science Museum as a chaperone 1252 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,720 for my daughter's 6th grade class years. 1253 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,520 Like this is years ago. And they had two bodies, a male 1254 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,000 and a female. And they were positioned, they 1255 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:24,200 positioned a woman in a reverse cowgirl position on top of the 1256 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,680 guy body. Right now, if I remember 1257 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,320 correctly, they they had the woman's abdomen like kind of 1258 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:35,160 like open so you could see the the penis inside, inside the 1259 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:35,880 woman. What? 1260 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,440 The fuck? Yeah, this is I remember. 1261 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,920 That scene, I I went to that same. 1262 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,720 Exhibit I'm actually putting it up on the fucking video Oh, 1263 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,360 you're putting it up there yeah OK so now here's the thing their 1264 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,440 their real bodies donated to science OK so imagine being the 1265 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:53,520 person who had to take a dead guy's Dick and insert it into a 1266 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,640 dead woman's vagina and then cut the woman's abdomen out to show 1267 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:04,040 what it looks like to have a Dick inside of a woman like 1268 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,360 imagine that being your job I. Don't know, that's sounds 1269 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,920 perfect for Albert fish. I don't know, I just, I just 1270 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,440 wanted to throw it at it. It was like fucking wild. 1271 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,280 That's funny that you had to sit there as a chaperone for. 1272 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,880 For a 6th grade. For six girls. 1273 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,880 Girls class. Yeah, look, kids. 1274 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,000 Look. Kids, that's called reverse sky 1275 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,200 girl looking. I'm at it. 1276 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,080 Yeah, it was it was kind of awkward. 1277 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,800 I was like, all right, so we're moving on, moving. 1278 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,760 On to here. Look at There's the nervous 1279 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,720 system. Oh wow, look at the brain. 1280 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,320 OK, don't look at the penis. All right? 1281 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,640 So back to Albert Fish. All right. 1282 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,240 So he was fascinated by a dissected penis and became 1283 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,360 obsessed with mutilating genitals throughout his life. 1284 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,920 In 19 O3 at the age of 33, Albert was arrested for the 1285 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,960 first time and convicted of grand larceny, for which he 1286 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,480 served 16 months in Sing Sing Sing Sing Sing Sing. 1287 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,560 While there, he acquired the nickname Shit Stick. 1288 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,200 Or you could probably guess. Oh, he probably loves prison. 1289 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,920 Dude what A and. If you can't guess why he was 1290 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,200 called shit stick, it's because he liked to fuck dudes in the 1291 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,000 ass and getting shit on his stick. 1292 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,000 But anyway, I digress. Never mind. 1293 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,280 Why not? This is this will get banned, 1294 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,520 yeah. In 19. 1295 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,240 Starts going. Off. 1296 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:24,240 In in 1910, Fish met a mentally challenged man named Thomas 1297 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,080 Kedden in Delaware and held him captive in an abandoned barn for 1298 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,160 five weeks in what reads like a Penthouse Forum letter from 1299 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,680 Hell. Fish later recalled the torture 1300 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,400 he subjected Thomas to, including whipping, defecating 1301 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,200 on him, and sticking needles in his ass. 1302 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,400 He later recalled. How did he scream? 1303 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,480 It was sweet music to my very soul to hear it and know that no 1304 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,040 one else could. I clap my hands and jumped with 1305 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,920 joy when I heard him screaming. It's like straight sadism. 1306 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,280 Yeah, he's like sadistic as fuck. 1307 00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:01,560 He's such a fucking weirdo. So before releasing, Thomas Fish 1308 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:06,960 severed his penis in half, bandaged it, gave him $10 and 1309 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:11,280 kissed him goodbye. Fucking weirdo. 1310 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,520 Yeah, like to, to to think that there's somebody that's even 1311 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,280 like there's actual people in this world that are capable of 1312 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,040 like being into this, enjoying this, getting sexually aroused 1313 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,160 from that shit. It's it's wild. 1314 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:30,240 Now, at 47 years old, in 1917, an incident occurred which many 1315 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,400 believe instigated Albert's descent into madness. 1316 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,880 I. Don't know he's already there. 1317 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,040 Yeah, he's pretty fucking crazy now, but his wife left them for 1318 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,840 a man named Jon Straub, a handyman who had been there 1319 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,400 border. Although she returned a short 1320 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,080 time later, she hid John in the basement. 1321 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,880 It would make frequent trips down there for their little 1322 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,960 trysts. A little. 1323 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,760 You got a little they. Had a little. 1324 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,720 Boom boom room down there in the fucking basement. 1325 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,560 It's amazing. Always be a handyman. 1326 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,000 Like. Well, that's what what was our 1327 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,280 story? Oh, I just wish I could. 1328 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,680 Reach these things, the Hinter Kifek story that we did the the 1329 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,600 guy, yeah. It's amazing man if you can fix 1330 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,800 stuff. He was a farmhand. 1331 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,920 That's like a primal thing for women, dude. 1332 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,480 It's a it's a good thing. Pool boy. 1333 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,400 Some traits. That's this is like the old 1334 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,040 timey version of a pool boy. Yeah. 1335 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,800 Yep. Sitting there like. 1336 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,640 You can fix the devil plumbing, can you? 1337 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,080 I'm moister than an oyster. Yeah, can you drain my outhouse? 1338 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,240 They don't. I don't think they drained him. 1339 01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,560 What do they do with them? I don't know that's that's for 1340 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,720 later. Just make a new outhouse. 1341 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,400 I don't know, like fill it in, make a new outhouse. 1342 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,880 I don't know how do you where do you drain? 1343 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,800 Kind of like when you do a gas you like stick a hose in it and 1344 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,560 you siphon it out. Stop. 1345 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:55,760 Stop. All right, all right. 1346 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,720 So when Albert found out his wife was banging the handyman, 1347 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,320 he was furious. And he threw them both out, you 1348 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,400 know? So Anna left with all the 1349 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,520 furniture, but she left the kids. 1350 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,480 What a she's like, fuck them kids. 1351 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,280 Give me the fucking couch. Give me the couch and that 1352 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,040 armoire. You keep the kids. 1353 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,520 You keep the children. By all accounts, Albert was a He 1354 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,680 was a pretty good dad, if you know, by being a good dad means 1355 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680 involving his children. In the 1880s. 1356 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,400 Or whatever it was. Yeah, there was. 1357 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,000 The standard wasn't that high, but OK. 1358 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:30,080 He's like, hey kids, you know, how about you whip me and 1359 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,280 entertain them by inserting cotton into the, you know, his 1360 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,200 butt hole? Oh, let me, let me redo that. 1361 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,800 Christ, dude. Yeah, So he would have them whip 1362 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:43,680 them with homemade leather whips and entertain, quote UN quote 1363 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,160 them with inserting cotton into his butt hole and setting it on 1364 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,240 fire. Do you ever do that with the 1365 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:51,720 kids? No. 1366 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,360 No. Come on, kids, gather around 1367 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,080 you. Know what's so funny? 1368 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,680 It's like you like this. Cat Cotton on. 1369 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,040 That's what people don't realize is you. 1370 01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,280 You try to keep it light and then like you realize that there 1371 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,720 is some. Fucked up fucking dumb. 1372 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,680 Stories. This is why this is this right 1373 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,960 here is why I did not want to fucking do this story. 1374 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,040 Fuck, but we're doing it. We're here. 1375 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,360 We're we're committed. We're committed, so let's go. 1376 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,960 That's sick. Yeah, so the children, they 1377 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,000 reported that Albert became delusional, screaming I am 1378 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,600 Christ and saying that he received messages from God and 1379 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,160 other biblical characters. Years later, he said it seemed 1380 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,520 to me that I had to offer a child for sacrifice and to purge 1381 01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,920 myself of sins, inequities and abominations in the sight of 1382 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,560 God. So that's what he had to do. 1383 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,840 He had to sacrifice children because he's a fucking nut job. 1384 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,440 I, I was about to say this too. You know, there's a little 1385 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,440 paranoid schizophrenia. There's, there's, there's, I'm, 1386 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,960 I'm looking at the mental aspect of it. 1387 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,400 Undiagnosed psychological problems and paranoid 1388 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,880 schizophrenia right off the rip. At least on. 1389 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,400 On top of a whole bunch of shit. Yeah, and it and it seems like, 1390 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,320 you know, like you said, like schizophrenia and whatnot. 1391 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:05,840 It's it seems like when they go through that they're seeing like 1392 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,560 biblical figures religious for like God or Jesus or. 1393 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:13,120 But there's also devil demonic like dark shit too right with 1394 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,600 those people. Yeah, it always seems to go and. 1395 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,320 Back then they were just like, I do some cocaine about it. 1396 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,520 Yeah, they would just they would prescribe you like it's 1397 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,760 witchcraft. I don't know, Like they had no 1398 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,880 actual fucking reasoning for. It Oh, let me. 1399 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,480 Let me bleed you, yeah? Let's put some leeches on them, 1400 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,760 bring them to the river, bathe them in fucking river juice. 1401 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,760 Oh man. All right. 1402 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:42,120 So yeah, July 1st, 1924, Fish noticed an 8 year old girl named 1403 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,440 Beatrice playing on her farm in Staten Island. 1404 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,840 He tried to entice her, but fortunately her mother was 1405 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,520 nearby. And shoot him away. 1406 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,520 Get away. Get away from my daughter. 1407 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:56,040 Not to be deterred, Albert hid in the family's barn, hoping for 1408 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,960 another chance to abduct Beatrice, but was chased off by 1409 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:03,960 her father this time. Yeah, but again, he was not 1410 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,000 going to give up. Maybe not so much with Beatrice. 1411 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:08,800 He's going to move on to somebody else, right? 1412 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:13,040 So he committed his first known murder at the age of 54. 1413 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,480 He went entire his life. He went in his entire life and 1414 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:20,560 at age 54, on July 14th, 1924, committed his first murder. 1415 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,520 And now his eight-year old Francis McDonald, who was 1416 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,480 playing in the street with other children in Staten Island, and 1417 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,640 his mother was watching from the porch. 1418 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,960 She noticed an older man, a man in Gray, walking up and down the 1419 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,720 street observing them. Something about him gave her the 1420 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,320 creeps. All of a sudden, little Francis 1421 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,080 was gone. The neighbor recalled that he 1422 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,480 had seen the boy being LED away into the woods by an older man. 1423 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,960 Word of the missing. Boy, he didn't. 1424 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,160 Stop it. Yeah. 1425 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,640 Yeah, I saw a little, you know, look at her say. 1426 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:52,840 Like what? Why? 1427 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,720 Why is that time period so primitive? 1428 01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:00,440 Like I never understood that. I mean even now though dude. 1429 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,280 No, there is 1000 fucking helicopter parents that would 1430 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,000 that would never happen in today's society. 1431 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,960 I get it there. Wouldn't it, wouldn't there'd be 1432 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,760 six people that would have notified that person and that 1433 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,120 this guy's like, ah, he went, he went in the woods. 1434 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,680 The guy was holding his hand. It's fine. 1435 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,880 I don't know. It's just. 1436 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,360 It's he was with an older man. It blows my mind children were 1437 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,080 like they were. They were expendable back then 1438 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,080 back. I'm talking 1800s like it was 1439 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,080 one like. But we also, we also did a case 1440 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,520 not too long ago, well, actually a fucking long time ago. 1441 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,160 The Genovese syndrome. Remember when somebody's in 1442 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,040 trouble, people kind of like look the other way. 1443 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,680 It's it's a no. Man, I wouldn't be able to do 1444 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,960 that. I would not be like, no, I 1445 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,880 wouldn't. I would have fucking red flag. 1446 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,320 What the fuck are you doing? Yo, hey, hey, where the fuck you 1447 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,600 going? Where you going with that kid 1448 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,040 you fucking pervert? Instantly. 1449 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,040 Without a doubt. I don't care like. 1450 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,880 Yeah, well, they didn't do that back then. 1451 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,360 And word of the missing boy spread and panic ensued. 1452 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,120 Searchers found the body of Francis in the woods the 1453 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,680 following morning. He was under a pile of branches, 1454 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,920 and he had been strangled with his suspenders and atrociously 1455 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,120 assaulted. According to the coroner, 1456 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,640 atrociously assaulted. People became paranoid, and 1457 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,720 sightings of this mystery Gray man were reported everywhere. 1458 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,920 Parents began telling their children, hey, you'd better be 1459 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,200 good or the Gray Man's going to get you. 1460 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,120 Fish's next documented murder occurred on February 11th, 1927. 1461 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,400 A 12 year old boy named Johnny was watching his two younger 1462 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,440 neighbors, both 3 year old boys named Billy. 1463 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,600 They were playing in the hallway of their Manhattan apartment 1464 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,680 building when he was drawn inside by the crying of his baby 1465 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,960 sister. So now Johnny goes inside the 1466 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,640 two the two Billies are left outside, right? 1467 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:53,440 He returned to find that both Billies had vanished and Billy 1468 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:57,640 Beaton was found by his father safely playing on the roof, and 1469 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,080 when asked where the other Billy had gone, he gave the chilling 1470 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,000 reply. The boogeyman took him. 1471 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,920 Because, you know, that's what he said, Yeah. 1472 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,840 You know, that's what Albert said, yeah. 1473 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,960 For sure, I'm the boogeyman. Yeah. 1474 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,360 So as with little Francis, neighbors searched frantically 1475 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:18,080 for Billy Gaffney, to no avail. Later, a trolley driver recalled 1476 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,960 a boy matching Billy Gaffney's description being LED onto the 1477 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:25,520 trolley crying by an old man with Gray hair, dressed in Gray. 1478 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:29,120 It appears as though the Gray man had claimed his second 1479 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,040 victim. After his arrest, Fish told the 1480 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,240 police what happened to Billy. He said that he took him to an 1481 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,440 abandoned house before he whipped him and cut his throat, 1482 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,720 bringing his meat home to cook in a Stew with vegetables. 1483 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,200 His remains were never covered, never recovered. 1484 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:50,160 Yeah. Was it his first dance with 1485 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,720 cannibalism? I believe that was you know. 1486 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:58,240 On May 25th, 1928, Edward Budd placed an ad in the New York 1487 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:03,120 world reading Young Man 18 Wishes Position and country, 1488 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:08,320 Edward Budd, four O 6 W 15th St. Edward, who lived in a cramped 1489 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,760 ground floor apartment with his parents and four siblings, was 1490 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,200 looking to earn money doing something more pleasant than 1491 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,240 just driving trucks. Little did he know that his 1492 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,920 advertisement would set in motion events that would bring 1493 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,920 to light one of the most deranged, insidious serial 1494 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,279 killers the world has ever known. 1495 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,040 A few days later a well dressed gentleman who addressed himself 1496 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,840 as Frank Howard appeared at the Bud's door. 1497 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:34,160 In response to the ad, Missus Delia Budd invited him inside 1498 01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:36,720 and Edward and his friend Willie appeared. 1499 01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:40,240 Edward asked if Willie could work with him as well on Mr. 1500 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,240 Howard's farm, to which the old man agreed. 1501 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,680 He then said that he had to leave as he had a business 1502 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,040 appointment and would return on a Saturday with a car. 1503 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,520 Since Mr. Howard was obviously Albert Fish had only been 1504 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,640 expecting one young man, he had to make extra preparations for 1505 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,560 an extra 1. He later told police that he 1506 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,080 planned to tie up Edward, cut off his penis and leave him to 1507 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,600 bleed to death. So on that Saturday he he sent 1508 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,960 the Buds a handwritten telegram reading Bent Over in New Jersey 1509 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:15,439 Call in the Morning. On Sunday, June 3rd, Mr. Howard, 1510 01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:19,080 quote UN quote, returned to the Bud apartment with pot, cheese, 1511 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:23,000 strawberries and his weapons, which he referred to as his 1512 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,520 implements of Hell, wrapped in a package. 1513 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,960 As the family was having lunch with their guests, he asked if 1514 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:33,120 they had received his telegram. Seeing it on the mantle, he 1515 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:37,040 serendipitously placed it in his pocket, which was also observed 1516 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,520 by Mr. Budd, who thought it was odd, but he didn't really say 1517 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,800 anything. You sent those to Telegram and 1518 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,720 now you're taken aback. It's kind of weird. 1519 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,840 Whatever. And I'm sure a telegram was a 1520 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,520 big deal back then. Oh yeah, that was like a that 1521 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,479 was like a Christmas card. Anybody got the telegram? 1522 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,640 That was a Christmas card back then. 1523 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,880 Telegram here. That's when you. 1524 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,960 That's when, like, your mom tapes up the Christmas cards. 1525 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:56,720 Yeah, on the. On the mirror. 1526 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,400 Or whatever. Yeah, over the threshold. 1527 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,040 While they were waiting for Edward and Willie, 10 year old 1528 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,480 Grace Bud entered the apartment. That beautiful little girl in 1529 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,600 her Sunday church dress. She had brown hair, big dark 1530 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,160 eyes and pale skin. What do you think's going to 1531 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,400 happen, Garrett? I don't know man. 1532 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,040 Mr. Howard immediately turned his attention to her. 1533 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,400 Come here, a child, he said, gathering her onto his lap. 1534 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,680 Let's see how good at counting you. 1535 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:28,040 Are that's so fucking eerie I hate it. 1536 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:33,040 To the family's astonishment, Mr. Howard whipped out a wad of 1537 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:39,760 cash totaling $92.50, which back then is about $1300. 1538 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:41,400 You know. Pulls out a band. 1539 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:45,440 Yeah, just pull out a band now. After Grace had successfully 1540 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:48,880 counted it, he praised her and gave her $0.50 to buy some 1541 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,720 candy. Here's some candy, little girl. 1542 01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:56,800 Now she had run off, Mr. Howard, AKA Albert said. 1543 01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:00,400 I just remembered my sister is having a birthday party for my 1544 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,680 niece. Do you think Grace would like to 1545 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,600 go? I'll bring her back by 9 and 1546 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,920 pick up Eddie and Willie. He added that his sister had 1547 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:13,720 lived at 137th and Columbus. I'm I'm telling you, you don't 1548 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,480 let a fucking stranger. It just goes to what I'm saying 1549 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:23,760 about this fucking errand time. So Mr. and misses Bud. 1550 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:28,080 Somewhat reluctantly, they agreed and Grace was excited as 1551 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,520 she put on her fancy coat with fur trim. 1552 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:33,200 That's so sad. She was excited to go to his 1553 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,880 birthday party, so her mother watched as she walked out the 1554 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:40,200 door, down the sidewalk with the old man, not knowing that it 1555 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,000 would be the last time she would ever see her daughter. 1556 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,200 When Grace failed to return by the night, the bloods notified 1557 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,480 the police the following morning. 1558 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,960 The following morning, I'd be like, She'd been going for three 1559 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,840 hours. Yeah, but the police were 1560 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,720 immediately suspicious when they heard that the address that 1561 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,440 Mister Howard had given them, they were like Columbus that 1562 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:07,560 ends at 110th, 110th St. not 137th St. you know, or whatever 1563 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,840 it was. So they all so quickly learned 1564 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:14,920 that there was no such person named Frank Howard that matched 1565 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,960 the the description. So Mr. Budd recalled that the 1566 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,120 stranger had taken the handwritten telegram with him, 1567 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,880 which would provide police with their first clue. 1568 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:27,680 They managed to track down the telegram office at which he has 1569 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:31,240 sent it in Harlem and found the original handwritten copy with 1570 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,840 his writing. I'm actually surprised. 1571 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,440 I didn't know how telegrams work. 1572 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:37,200 I didn't know that they kept copies I didn't like. 1573 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,240 I didn't know there would be a paper trail for that. 1574 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,440 I thought it would just be sent and then like you. 1575 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,840 Said fill it out and send it, Yeah. 1576 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting. 1577 01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,760 Now, in the meantime, hysteria broke out in the city again with 1578 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,960 numerous Gray Man sightings. Three men were falsely 1579 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:56,520 identified as Grace's kidnapper, and one was actually set to go 1580 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,640 to trial when Missus Budd retracted her identification at 1581 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,920 the last minute. That's not him, OK? 1582 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:07,800 All had grown quiet, and Albert married again briefly in 1930. 1583 01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:12,160 This time his bride was Estella Wilcox, a divorcee with 1584 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,720 children. This marriage only lasted a few 1585 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,640 weeks though, because Albert he scaled it scared his children 1586 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:18,040 with his. Name. 1587 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,560 Yeah. Can you burn my butt? 1588 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,000 Off They don't like stuffing cotton in people's assholes, you 1589 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:22,840 know what I mean? So. 1590 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,160 Dude, what is it? What a lunatic. 1591 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,400 So Albert Fish was arrested again in 1934, but not for 1592 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,920 murder. It seems that he he started his 1593 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,080 habit of writing obscene letters to women again. 1594 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,920 His ploy was to select A target, writing a slightly suggestive 1595 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,840 letter. You know, just a little little 1596 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:44,480 hint of of sexuality there. And if she responded, then he 1597 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,640 would send increasingly more sexual and disgusting, 1598 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,920 disgusting missives. The typical theme of these 1599 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,240 letters was that he had a young son who was well built but 1600 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:56,560 mentally handicapped and in need of discipline. 1601 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,720 What? Yeah, he spent the rest of the 1602 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:02,680 letter explaining to the recipient in graphic detail what 1603 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:07,000 care the boy needed focusing. Focusing on spanking him and 1604 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,880 attending to his bathroom needs. Like shitting on him or 1605 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,280 something, I don't know. Unfortunately for Albert, one of 1606 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,160 these recipients turned the letters into the police, who 1607 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,880 then appeared at his roaming house with a warrant. 1608 01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,320 Upon searching his room, they found more letters, a homemade 1609 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,920 whip in a fetid hot dog and carrot which he had been 1610 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,320 pleasuring himself with. And for those. 1611 01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:30,440 So wait wait wait. Question. 1612 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,760 Fetid means what? I had to Google this 'cause I 1613 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,440 didn't know what. Fetid. 1614 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:36,440 OK, 'cause I I don't know what fetid. 1615 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,280 Means yeah, fetid. Means that it fucking stunk. 1616 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,600 The holy fucking hell. So it was. 1617 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:41,960 It was shit. Like rot. 1618 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,320 Yeah. It was like fucking stank ass, 1619 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:50,520 fucking like disgusting shit. Yeah, feted it. 1620 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,400 Was feted shit. It's wired too. 1621 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,640 It's like I guarantee you outside of people that listen to 1622 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,840 these podcasts and and are and deep dive into the true crime. 1623 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,640 World. Not a lot of people know who 1624 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,000 Albert Fish is. And I like we're we're taking 1625 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,440 this lightly because we have to, because we can't take it 1626 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,800 seriously. I fucking hate, I hate doing 1627 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,280 episodes about children fucking. Hate it. 1628 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,520 So that's why we're drinking heavily on this episode. 1629 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,600 If anybody can't tell, we're drinking heavily on this episode 1630 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:19,160 and we're just trying to like, we're trying to breeze through 1631 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,160 it basically, right. But the fact that this guy is 1632 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:28,760 not a bigger name in like in that, that true crime world 1633 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,440 blows my mind 'cause I guarantee you if I asked my my mom, my 1634 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:34,080 mom, do you know who Albert Fish is? 1635 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,000 She would have no clue. You know what I mean? 1636 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,120 Someone who's not in that world, but she would know who, you 1637 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,440 know, Ted Bundy, Dahmer, and she would know who those guys are. 1638 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:47,160 But like, this has got to be one of the the most twisted and 1639 01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,240 sadistic and. Just. 1640 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,080 Ruthless killers out of of all time. 1641 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,040 It's just it's AI, just I. It's interesting how society 1642 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:59,400 kind of just when something so crazy at the time, they just 1643 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,560 pretend like it never happened. Correct. 1644 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,040 Right. You know what I'm trying to say. 1645 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:08,400 I feel like this is one of them. Back in the early 20s, we're 1646 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,080 just going to pretend like this never happened. 1647 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,840 It doesn't exist, right? It's it's, it's, it's 1648 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,840 interesting to me. It's a. 1649 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:19,560 It's a weird dynamic. As bad as this episode is, it 1650 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,480 it's going to get worse. Yeah. 1651 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,280 And we're just going to push through it. 1652 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:28,600 All right, So. So the outer fish, he was 1653 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:32,000 committed to Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital for 30 days 1654 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:35,680 because they found the fucking hot dog that stunk. 1655 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:39,320 The fucking holy hell. It was there that he was 1656 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:42,760 determined to have manifested sexual perversion from an early 1657 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,960 life. He was released 30 days later to 1658 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,600 the custody of his daughter, Anna. 1659 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,800 Oh, there you go. In 1830. 1660 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,760 Oops. In 1934, Albert Junior witnesses 1661 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:58,240 Father awakened from nightmares, sweating, gasping. 1662 01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,800 Sometimes he heard the name Grace mumbled. 1663 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:05,840 Shivers. Yeah, to calm himself down, 1664 01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:08,240 Albert would shove needles into his skin. 1665 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,600 Oh. Dude, sadism to the T. 1666 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:15,720 Detective William King of the NYPD was still obsessively 1667 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,640 searching for Grace Bud, and from time to time, he planted 1668 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,720 stories in the newspaper about her, thinking that her kidnapper 1669 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,920 was following the news and hoping to elicit some action on 1670 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:25,800 his part. And when. 1671 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,240 And guess what? It fucking worked. 1672 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:29,680 It worked. Yeah, all right. 1673 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:34,560 In 1934, Misses Bud received a letter from the kidnapper, and 1674 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,000 since she couldn't read, Edward read it first. 1675 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,880 Then he ran to give it to Detective King. 1676 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,840 In the letter, which has become infamous, the kidnapper stated 1677 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,880 that a friend of his visited China, where eating children had 1678 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:51,880 become popular. After discussing this in some 1679 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,200 detail, the writer said that he had decided to try eating 1680 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:59,600 children himself and he recalled the day he had visited the buds 1681 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:04,440 and wrote This is to the mother. Grace sat in my lap and kissed 1682 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:07,640 me. I made-up my mind in that moment 1683 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,680 to eat her. I took her to an empty house in 1684 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,920 Westchester I had already picked out. 1685 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,120 When we got there I told her to remain outside. 1686 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:20,640 She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all 1687 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,600 my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get 1688 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,000 her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the 1689 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,720 window and called her. Then I hid in the closet until 1690 01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:33,160 she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she 1691 01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,560 began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. 1692 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,280 I grabbed her and she said she would tell her Mama first. 1693 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:44,040 I stripped her naked, how she did kick and bite and scratch. 1694 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,040 I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could 1695 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,920 take the meat to the rooms and cook and eat it. 1696 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,200 How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. 1697 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,400 It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. 1698 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,880 I did not fuck her, though I could have if I wished. 1699 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:07,280 She died a virgin. This is to the mother of this 1700 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:13,200 child. Imagine reading that fucking 1701 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:18,200 letter and you allowed your daughter to leave with this man. 1702 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,520 My mind went somewhere else. I went real dark. 1703 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,160 Like I fucking murder everybody, dude. 1704 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:26,000 My mind went somewhere real dark right there in that. 1705 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,240 And like, it's, it's the tone, it's the way he's like 1706 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,760 describing. Matter of factly. 1707 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,920 Yeah, it's, it's that, that's what really annoys me about 1708 01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:38,160 that, that whole letter. How sweet like he thinks he like 1709 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:40,400 he. Thinks he's the man when he's 1710 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:42,920 saying when he's saying it. That's the shit that like, I 1711 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:47,720 wish I found out where you were. So, Detective King, He noticed 1712 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,280 an emblem on the back of the envelope with the initials 1713 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:54,560 NYPCBA. He figured out that it stood for 1714 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:59,400 New York Private Chauffeurs Benevolent Association and paid 1715 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:02,480 their office a visit. There he found that one member 1716 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:05,480 had taken some of the stationery to his former rooming house at 1717 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:09,320 200 E 52nd St. King went immediately to this 1718 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,720 address where the landlady, Missus Schneider, identified a 1719 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,920 drawing of Frank Howard as a sometime tenant of hers named 1720 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,000 Albert Fish. She promised to call Detective 1721 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:25,200 King the next time he appeared. On December 13th, 1934, Missus 1722 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,400 Schneider called Detective King to inform him. 1723 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,160 The Albert Fish had just arrived at her boarding house. 1724 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:34,320 King rushed to the residence where he found his quarry 1725 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,560 sitting at a table drinking tea. Albert Fish? 1726 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,320 He asked. Fish nodded and stood. 1727 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:44,760 However, as soon as King approached him, Fish whipped out 1728 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:50,040 a razor blade from his pocket. The old man was no match for 1729 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:53,880 King because he's like fucking 90 by now, who swiftly disarmed 1730 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,960 him and handcuffed him. I got you now. 1731 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,480 He said triumphantly. At police headquarters, Fish 1732 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:02,440 quickly started talking. All right, he said, I'll tell 1733 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,920 you all about it. I'm the man you want. 1734 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:08,280 I took Grace Bud from her home on the third day of June. 1735 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,680 I brought her to Westchester and killed her that same afternoon. 1736 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,440 When asked why, he simply shrugged. 1737 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:18,440 Fish explained that after taking Grace from the apartment, they 1738 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,400 boarded the train with a one way ticket for Grace to Westchester, 1739 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,680 23 miles away from the city. Oh, that's such an eerie fact, 1740 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,720 dude. That the way you just included 1741 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,720 that really just. The one way ticket. 1742 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:34,120 The one way ticket got me. So he undressed himself and 1743 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,480 unwrapped his implements of hell, a meat cleaver, a butcher 1744 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:41,120 knife and a small hacksaw. When Grace entered holding a 1745 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:45,040 bouquet of wildflowers she had picked, he jumped out naked and 1746 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,440 the little girl screamed, dropped the flowers and began to 1747 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,840 run. Fish grabbed her by the throat 1748 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,200 and then he knelt on her chest while he strangled her. 1749 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,520 He decapitated her with his knife, letting her blood drain 1750 01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:00,080 out into an empty paint can. When the can was full, he tried 1751 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,600 to drink the blood but choked on it. 1752 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,160 Albert had finally found a behavior that was too disgusting 1753 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:10,960 even for him. He then dismembered Grace and 1754 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,560 filleted her flesh in order to cook and eat her. 1755 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,240 When asked again why he had killed Grace, Fish said. 1756 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:20,000 You know I could not account for it. 1757 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,720 By this time, word of the capture of the Gray Man had 1758 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,840 spread and everybody wanted to know more about this mysterious 1759 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:29,080 figure. The press had a field day, 1760 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,960 dubbing him such colorful names as the Werewolf of Wisteria, the 1761 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,400 Vampire of Brooklyn, and the Moon Maniac. 1762 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:39,440 Over the next few days, a scene of Wisteria Cottage was circus 1763 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:42,960 like with police, medical examiners, press and onlookers. 1764 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:47,440 Grace's skeletalized remains were dug up and placed in a box. 1765 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,320 While in jail, Fish complained of pain when he sat and 1766 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,920 conjunctured that it must be related to the needles he had 1767 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:57,840 stuck in his body. An X-ray was taken and sure 1768 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,680 enough, 29 needles were found deep inside his pelvic region. 1769 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,400 He has literally become a human pincushion. 1770 01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:09,840 When Fish went to trial, his defense was, not surprisingly, 1771 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,760 not guilty by reason of insanity. 1772 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,600 There were two whole days of psychiatric testimony, during 1773 01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,480 which one of the psychiatrists said there is no known 1774 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,280 perversion, that he did not practice and practice 1775 01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,360 frequently. The defense introduced the idea 1776 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:28,200 that he was suffering from lead colic, a form of dementia caused 1777 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,920 by inhaling lead paint from his years working as a painter. 1778 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,960 Could could not be. I mean, you know what I mean? 1779 01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,800 Like that that's. Lead paint does has done known 1780 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:39,800 to fuck somebody up. Fuck some like psych 1781 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,560 psychotically up. Like there is proof of that. 1782 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,080 Yep. So after deliberating for only 1783 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:48,880 six hours, the jury came back and said go fuck yourself and 1784 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:52,160 you fed it hot dog fucking. Don't, don't get me wrong, he 1785 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:55,160 deserves everything then, right? And actually he deserves more. 1786 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:58,680 But you know. Yep, you're fucking guilty, so 1787 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,680 take your hot dog and shove it up your fucking ass where you 1788 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:03,320 look at. They later said that while they 1789 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:06,880 all believed him to be insane, they thought he should go to a 1790 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,680 lecture chair anyway, so fuck him. 1791 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,800 Yep. So Fish was executed in the 1792 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,360 electric chair at Sing Sing Prison on the night of January 1793 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:19,480 16th, 1936. His last meal was roast chicken 1794 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,080 that was fed to him by a prison guard to avoid a suicide attempt 1795 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,800 because a few months earlier Fish had attempted to slit his 1796 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,720 wrist with the bone of AT bone steak. 1797 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,200 So they had to feed him. They weren't. 1798 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,560 He wasn't allowed to eat, feed himself. 1799 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,680 Oh, he was really not trying to go out by them. 1800 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:37,680 Yeah, Yep. So on the way to electric chair, 1801 01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,200 Fish told the guards with great anticipation. 1802 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:45,280 It'll be the supreme thrill, one that I haven't tried being 1803 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,240 electrocuted. After he was strapped in the 1804 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,800 chair, he was given a chance to say his last words, to which he 1805 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,800 stated, I don't even know why I'm here. 1806 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:56,000 Fucking nut job. Prior to his death, he gave a 1807 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,800 written statement to his attorney who said I will never 1808 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,640 show it to anyone. It was filled with the most 1809 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:04,560 filthy string of obscenities that I have ever read. 1810 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:09,560 That goes back to him writing those, you know, obsid anything 1811 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:12,960 like filled letters and all that stuff. 1812 01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,440 Like I guarantee you, that was probably one of the grossest 1813 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:19,600 things humanity has ever published writing. 1814 01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:22,480 The depth of his dark fucking he probably. 1815 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:25,600 Just went. All out and I guarantee, and I 1816 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,280 applaud the attorney for doing that. 1817 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,320 So you applauded his defense attorney? 1818 01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:33,720 Yes, Wow. Yeah, good job, Gary. 1819 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:37,040 I I got I. Applaud his defense attorney. 1820 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:40,440 For saying I will never show this to anyone, this is the. 1821 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,240 Yeah, it's just that bad, Yeah. And it probably was mocking the 1822 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:49,280 families and all it's it's. In trying to explain himself, 1823 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:53,640 Fish said I always had a desire to inflict pain on others and to 1824 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:58,520 have others inflict pain on me. The desire to inflict pain, that 1825 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:03,920 it's all that it's uppermost. So that's that for Albert Fish. 1826 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,640 So thank you again to Debbie from True Prime University for 1827 01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,800 writing the story. Before we jump into dear douche 1828 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,120 bags, what do you think of the story again? 1829 01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:15,480 Dude. I just, I'm glad we got through 1830 01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,680 it. I, I even said you said it and I 1831 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:20,960 said it and I was like, Albert Fish is a good one to do, but 1832 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,440 it's, it's what's one of those ones? 1833 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:24,720 Obviously everybody who who's listening to the podcast for a 1834 01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:27,160 while understands that we don't do well with. 1835 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:30,720 With kid ones. With kid ones, so I think we we 1836 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,040 handled it well. I think we did. 1837 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:35,360 We got, we got some. Libations, yeah. 1838 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:37,040 We got to. Remember that for next time. 1839 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,960 Next time we do a kid one, we got to have like a lot of 1840 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,160 libations to get through it because that was yeah, 1841 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:45,200 especially, especially the the Grace Bud part of it. 1842 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,720 Yeah, the wild, the wildflowers gets me every time. 1843 01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:49,400 Yeah, the fucking. I hate it. 1844 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:52,320 Like to to be this innocent little girl, especially anybody 1845 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,440 who has like little, little. Anyone who had a daughter in her 1846 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,880 life too understands that. Like, she's probably just walked 1847 01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,400 in like, oh, look at the flowers I picked. 1848 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:01,800 Yeah, and here comes this dude. I'm gonna fucking kill you 1849 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,480 because I'm a fucking weirdo, Yeah. 1850 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,560 It's just one of those things. Yep All right, so head on over 1851 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,840 to Spotify and good pause and tell us what you thought of the 1852 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:11,920 fucking episode. And now it's. 1853 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,840 Of the worst person in the world, the. 1854 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:15,040 Worst person in the world? Yep. 1855 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,600 So now it's time for another installment of Deer Douche Bags 1856 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,040 where you send in what is troubling you and we give you 1857 01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:22,920 our best advice and how to handle it. 1858 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,440 Which is probably the worst advice you'll probably ever 1859 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,720 receive. All right, we have two requests, 1860 01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:30,600 which is shocking that two people want to hear our advice, 1861 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:34,280 but here we go. So first up is annoyed in 1862 01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:35,520 marriage. Whoa. 1863 01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:38,200 No, I can't do this. Yeah, Oh, yeah. 1864 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,040 So. Oh, here we go. 1865 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,480 We got like a single guy and a married guy. 1866 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,960 Yeah, yeah. So Annoyed writes. 1867 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,960 Hello, douchebags. Hello, Annoyed. 1868 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:49,880 I am one of your older fans. My husband is now 70 years old 1869 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:54,360 and he's, he's even more boring and annoying than he was 42 1870 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:58,120 years ago when I met him. Is it OK to throw a pillow over 1871 01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:00,560 his mouth and nose when he sleeps? 1872 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:04,120 I'm trying to talk to him. Then I could just use his body 1873 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:07,320 as an armrest. So who the fuck set this in? 1874 01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:10,160 Any suggestions are welcome. So basically. 1875 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,160 Wait, wait, go back up. Who was the? 1876 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:13,640 Who was the? What was her name? 1877 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,440 Or. His name, his name, just. 1878 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,360 Annoyed. Just, yeah, annoyed in marriage, 1879 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:18,840 okay. Annoyed in marriage? 1880 01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,320 So basically like when she's trying to talk to him about 1881 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:25,000 things he just falls asleep while while in the middle of her 1882 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,600 talking to him he's just like. He's even more boring and 1883 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,840 annoying than he was 42 years ago. 1884 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,840 Wow, I wonder if Annoyed in Marriage is actually Jill Biden. 1885 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,400 All right, all right, go ahead at. 70 years old I I needed to 1886 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,080 know how long they were actually married for. 1887 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:51,120 Well, they met for 42 years, 40. Two years ago, 42 years. 1888 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,280 That is more boring and annoying now. 1889 01:28:56,320 --> 01:29:01,560 But but is that just, is that just age catching up to you? 1890 01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:04,360 Is that that's a long time to be married to somebody? 1891 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:07,840 That is an incredibly long time and you have to give yourself 1892 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,040 credit for that. Yeah, that's a. 1893 01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:13,560 That's a. 42 years together is some serious dedication. 1894 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:15,320 Time management. Yep. 1895 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:19,400 I've been through two marriages and neither of them lasted more 1896 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:22,960 than seven years. Exactly 42 years give yourself 1897 01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:24,600 credit for. That and even. 1898 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,000 If he's boring, he still lasted 42 years together. 1899 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:28,720 You know what? Annoyed? 1900 01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,320 I think that you are insane for going that long. 1901 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:36,360 Correct. But the question is, should she 1902 01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:38,560 throw a pillow over his face? No. 1903 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,080 What? No, you don't kill. 1904 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,040 Your husband a 42. Year. 1905 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:44,000 No, you don't. Kill him. 1906 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,640 It takes a long time to like, kill somebody that way. 1907 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,520 Just knock him out. No, no. 1908 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,480 Have him wake up a couple hours later, like what the fuck 1909 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,080 happened? You know, it's like the thrill 1910 01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:56,680 of like I could. I I just. 1911 01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:59,080 I could do. It, I think, I think you really 1912 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,320 got to step back. I'm giving. 1913 01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:01,720 I'm giving, honest. Advice here? 1914 01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:03,040 You're joking. You're joking. 1915 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:06,440 I'm serious. I think, I think you need to 1916 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,840 accept the good things, let go of the bad things and just 1917 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,240 realize, hey, we made it 42 years. 1918 01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:18,280 It it obviously wasn't that bad. You might be joking a little bit 1919 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:22,240 sending into the podcast, but if it if you lasted 42 years, it 1920 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:24,720 wasn't horrible. There's some sort, there's 1921 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:26,120 something holding you guys together. 1922 01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:29,360 I I spice it up too, I can see that. 1923 01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:30,560 Spice it up, tell him to fucking. 1924 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:32,320 How you going to spice it up with a 70 year old? 1925 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:35,720 Oh a 70 year old can throw on AG string, wait at the top of the 1926 01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:37,320 stairs for the bouquet of flowers like. 1927 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:43,160 I mean, Albert Fish's father was 75 when he was busting, no. 1928 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,880 Exactly. You can still have kids 1929 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,200 according to Albert Fish, though. 1930 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,400 Yeah. The way I look at it is 42 1931 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:51,640 years. It's 42 years. 42 years that you 1932 01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:54,280 wasted. Oh no, dude. 1933 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:57,680 Here you are 42 years later. You're bored, you're fucking 1934 01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:59,680 annoyed. You're like, what did I do with 1935 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,320 my fucking life? You know? 1936 01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:03,760 I don't know. That's the way I would look at 1937 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:04,600 it. Yeah. 1938 01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:10,160 You know, I think that's that's a scorn versus a better outlook. 1939 01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:18,360 It's the scorn versus the looking to to some sort of 1940 01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:20,480 light. Yeah, I don't know. 1941 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:25,280 I mean, try the pillow. See, the pillow works, Pillow 1942 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:27,520 doesn't work. I don't know what's the saying 1943 01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,880 that if at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted 1944 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:31,360 murder. It's only attempted murder. 1945 01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:34,160 And you can go. Find the the criminal AF merch. 1946 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:36,720 That's it. Yeah, find that T-shirt in the 1947 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:40,240 hoodie on in the merch shop. If anybody doesn't tell you I'm 1948 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:43,360 proud of you for sticking it out 42 years, it's that's a that's a 1949 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:45,160 big accomplishment. Look at it like that. 1950 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:49,560 Even if you settled. Yeah, even though you wasted 42 1951 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,080 years of your life, I. Don't. 1952 01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,400 Know if you're able to keep that one. 1953 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:55,480 In maybe not 42 years, maybe half of that you wasted. 1954 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,080 Yeah, everybody gets like that, though. 1955 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:03,160 You become roommates at at at. When you're 60-70 years old, 1956 01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:06,040 you're just hanging out. I don't know. 1957 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,480 Some people still got the little spice. 1958 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,120 You know they want a little spice in their life. 1959 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:12,600 But it's on, it's on both people to to keep that going. 1960 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:14,440 I get that, but apparently he falls asleep. 1961 01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:16,520 He's falling asleep like. He's an old man. 1962 01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,280 He's falling. Asleep too. 1963 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,040 She's probably like, hey, honey, can we get a little action? 1964 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:25,200 He's like, you know, just fucking falls asleep. 1965 01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:27,080 So I don't know, try to pillow see what happens. 1966 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:31,920 So there you go. There you go. 1967 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:33,160 Annoyed in marriage. How's that? 1968 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:37,440 Annoyed in marriage? All right, Yeah, all right. 1969 01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:39,760 Next up we have Naughty in Neverland. 1970 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,920 Naughty in Neverland is probably the best. 1971 01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:45,760 Like Patreon? Name whatever we've heard 1972 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:49,600 Naughty in Neverland. All right, I need some bad 1973 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,240 advice. Especially for the Albert Fish 1974 01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:52,640 fucking episode. Come on. 1975 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:56,360 I need some bad advice. They're douche bags. 1976 01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:01,360 I've been talking with a friend quote UN quote late at night. 1977 01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:06,880 We've only met once in real life and that meeting, you know is 1978 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:07,480 harmless. You. 1979 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:11,080 Know. But lately we've become a little 1980 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:14,880 bit more flirtatious and there may or may not have been some 1981 01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:18,160 topless pics that were sent. OK. 1982 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:21,560 Side note, I also may be married. 1983 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:25,400 Dying to know what you guys think. 1984 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:26,640 What are we? We're just marriage. 1985 01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,840 Counselors. Here, I guess criminal AFI guess 1986 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:31,240 we're working on marriages here, I guess, so I don't know. 1987 01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:33,560 All right, so you sent nudie pictures. 1988 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:36,400 Well, no, I well. Is this what she's saying? 1989 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:40,480 Yeah, I sent topless pics, OK. I sent topless pics and was 1990 01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:42,920 flirting with somebody that I met once. 1991 01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:46,880 Yeah. I mean, I would, I would imagine 1992 01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:48,200 they've been talking. I don't know. 1993 01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:52,160 Yeah, obviously it was. They met up in person once, it 1994 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:55,040 was harmless and then they've been more flirtation on the 1995 01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,240 phone, just like a normal relationship starts. 1996 01:33:58,160 --> 01:33:59,640 Like they met I. Don't know, there's so much. 1997 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:02,320 They met and maybe one of them hit the other one up on Facebook 1998 01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:03,800 or something. I don't know. 1999 01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:07,520 I think it's, I think there's a lot of unanswered questions here 2000 01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:10,440 that we have to, we have to know the information before is, is 2001 01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:13,520 there her marriage going well? Is she happily married? 2002 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:15,600 Is she just looking for some excitement? 2003 01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:18,240 Like. What are we? 2004 01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:19,480 What are we? Talking about how far is it 2005 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:20,760 going to go? Yeah, you know what I mean? 2006 01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:22,800 Like are you? Joking or you just sending 2007 01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:25,040 topless pictures to like feel alive again. 2008 01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:27,400 There's there's so much unknown in this question. 2009 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:30,720 There is. Yeah, it's still wrong. 2010 01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:33,600 Still wrong. Still wrong, still wrong. 2011 01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:36,600 OK, You're still married, you're still sending topless pictures, 2012 01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:40,760 you're still flirting. Better than a hooch shot, but. 2013 01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:43,800 Yeah, don't. Yeah, don't, don't send the but 2014 01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:46,000 hoochie. I I would need to know more to 2015 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:48,400 actually really answer this question. 2016 01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:51,880 Yeah, well, hypothetically speaking, healthy marriage. 2017 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,120 Healthy marriage, OK? Healthy marriage. 2018 01:34:54,120 --> 01:34:55,640 You guys are good. You're loving, you're still 2019 01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:57,960 having sex. You got OK. 2020 01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:01,160 And things are great and you're doing this? 2021 01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:04,160 I don't know. I would probably be pissed if I 2022 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:05,800 was a husband. I would be too. 2023 01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:08,480 I'd be if I found out about it, I'd be fucking livid. 2024 01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:11,600 I oh, I would be livid regardless, even if we weren't 2025 01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:14,080 doing well. All right. 2026 01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:16,560 So OK, now let's go with that. You're not doing well. 2027 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,920 You're not doing well. I don't know. 2028 01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:23,400 What if it's I'm just throwing out fucking hypotheticals here. 2029 01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:29,280 What if it's like, like you said, you just become friends by 2030 01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:33,040 that time, you know, like you're married, but it's just like 2031 01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:35,640 we're we're just friends basically. 2032 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:39,400 And you're not getting that fucking spice, that little spice 2033 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:42,880 somewhere else. Do you just go ahead and just 2034 01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:46,880 fucking or do you you handle your fucking marriage first? 2035 01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,080 I think a lot of the problems that comes down to that is 2036 01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:53,840 communication, because I always think there's one partner in the 2037 01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:57,640 dust left out to the wind. On the outside looking in on. 2038 01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:00,080 The outside looking in, he thinks that everything's fine or 2039 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:02,400 she thinks that everything's fine and the other one says 2040 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,440 Nope, I've been unhappy for years. 2041 01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,800 You never The communication was what? 2042 01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,640 You know what I'm trying to say. The communication was never 2043 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,480 there, right? What you guys weren't 2044 01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:15,000 communicating in the beginning. And that's the sign of the 2045 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,520 downward spiral of the marriage, not just the fact that she's 2046 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,440 flirting with her other dudes, sending pictures, whatever the 2047 01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:23,280 fuck this one was. So I think that even though you 2048 01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:26,720 say, oh, it's happily if, if somebody's doing that, it's not, 2049 01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:29,280 there's something, there's some sort of problem there. 2050 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:33,400 So what I would say in this question is figure out what that 2051 01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:35,280 problem is. Talk. 2052 01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:37,520 Communicate. Communicate. 2053 01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:39,960 Figure it out. Say what's wrong, say what's on 2054 01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:42,600 your mind, and even if you have to tell them what you've been 2055 01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:46,280 doing, you do it. Kind of like, hey, this is 2056 01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:47,640 what's happening in our in our marriage. 2057 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:51,600 Yes, obviously this is a this is a issue. 2058 01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:54,400 We need to correct it. I've actually fucking been 2059 01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:58,600 sending fucking tits to fucking another fucking person. 2060 01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:02,080 Sure. As long as if, even if it's 2061 01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:05,120 super shocking, as long as it gets the conversation going, the 2062 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:08,280 only way you're going to solve something is if you talk about 2063 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:09,360 it. That I think that's the biggest 2064 01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:10,960 problem with marriages in today's. 2065 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:13,720 No communication. You just, you just breakdown. 2066 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:16,240 You're not the same people that you were when you got married at 2067 01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:18,840 the beginning. You become standoff as you do 2068 01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,240 your own thing, and you don't just. 2069 01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:24,560 Just talk and don't be sending fucking. 2070 01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:25,440 And don't. Yeah. 2071 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:27,960 Talk first. Then send tits. 2072 01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,120 Talk it out if it doesn't work. It doesn't work. 2073 01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:31,400 Send as many tits. As you want. 2074 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:33,280 Send me tits yeah. Let's talk about it first. 2075 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:35,120 Figure it out, figure out your problems. 2076 01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:39,160 I don't know communication. I just I I must I'm a huge trick 2077 01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:41,600 like. Communication guy, I agree. 2078 01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,600 Communication, talk, it doesn't matter if it's going to be an 2079 01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:47,160 awkward conversation, she's going to get mad, whatever, just 2080 01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:50,040 talk about it. And then you always use that. 2081 01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:53,440 Well, if we don't talk about it, I'm telling you, guys, listen, 2082 01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,920 guys out there listening, you bring that up. 2083 01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:58,960 Well, if we don't talk about it, it'll never get resolved. 2084 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,920 It'll instantly get refreshed. Even if it's a touchy subject, 2085 01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:04,560 She'll come. She'll be happy that you 2086 01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:06,040 actually at least at least came to her. 2087 01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:07,800 Yeah. Works. 2088 01:38:08,200 --> 01:38:09,560 Telling you I've done that in the past. 2089 01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:12,040 Telling you I've done it, I've done it in a relationship, Yeah. 2090 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,040 Where I'm like, hey. This is the problem. 2091 01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:15,680 This is not working out. Even if. 2092 01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:18,440 Even if she gets mad about it, it's better to talk about. 2093 01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:20,600 It this is not this is not working out the way that I would 2094 01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,520 want our relationship to be working out. 2095 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:26,320 And this is where I, I'm standing at this moment. 2096 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:30,120 You know, there may or may not be, you know, somebody else 2097 01:38:30,120 --> 01:38:33,680 who's showing me interest. I do not want to reciprocate, 2098 01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:35,800 however, because I love you. I'm having fun. 2099 01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:40,320 However, if I don't feel that from you anymore, correct, 2100 01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:43,360 Obviously, then what are we doing here? 2101 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:44,480 Yep. You know what I mean? 2102 01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,760 Actually. I I I've been this can. 2103 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:51,200 This can actually be good for you because it can steer you in 2104 01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:52,840 the direction that you want to go in the rest of your life. 2105 01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:54,040 You don't waste your time, right? 2106 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:55,960 And if you're not happy, don't be happy. 2107 01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:59,040 Explain why you're not happy. That's all I gotta say. 2108 01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:00,880 Don't just keep it fucking bottled. 2109 01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:03,680 In fucking Doctor Garrett. Don't just keep it bottled in. 2110 01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,280 I'm just saying don't keep it bottled in. 2111 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:09,240 Just explain because if you keep it bottled in, it's never going 2112 01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,000 to end, right? It's always going to end. 2113 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,920 It's going to end bad, Yeah. So eventually. 2114 01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:16,640 Even if it starts to fight today, get the fight done today 2115 01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:20,200 and figure out the problem now. Then go down 10 years down the 2116 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:23,080 road and then have a shitty fucking ending to your 2117 01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:25,520 relationship. Definitely. 2118 01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:28,840 It's not worth it. Get the fight done now fight 2119 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:29,520 now. Get the. 2120 01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:31,800 Fuck up in someone's face. Fucking fight. 2121 01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,160 I'm just. Kidding, I love you all. 2122 01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:40,560 Yeah, Gary, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm impressed with you. 2123 01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:42,280 I like that. OK, that was good. 2124 01:39:43,120 --> 01:39:44,680 True words. Ten years, by the way. 2125 01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:47,760 Ten years married, yeah. Ten years, married at 32. 2126 01:39:47,760 --> 01:39:49,040 Not bad, not. Bad. 2127 01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:50,840 Not bad. Not saying I'm an expert, I'm 2128 01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:51,920 not. I have no clue. 2129 01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:53,880 I have no clue what I'm doing. I'm not an expert. 2130 01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:56,800 No clue what I'm doing. But it works out. 2131 01:39:56,840 --> 01:39:57,520 But it works. Out. 2132 01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,560 But I would have to say like for example you're. 2133 01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:03,320 Your marriage with Kelly, like both of you. 2134 01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:07,040 Oh, we, we fight like hell. It's like a loving fight. 2135 01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:11,120 But you we communicate, you communicate, correct? 2136 01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:13,920 It's the I'm telling you 100%. It's the biggest fucking thing. 2137 01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:18,480 Communication's huge. And by that, it puts you both on 2138 01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:22,320 the same fucking page. You're you both know what is 2139 01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:24,160 expected of each other. You know exactly. 2140 01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:26,120 We're fucking up. We know we're fucking up. 2141 01:40:26,120 --> 01:40:27,440 Right. Even if we fuck. 2142 01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:30,680 Up we're like, hey, I fucked up so. 2143 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,840 Wow, Garam. I really am. 2144 01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,320 I'm really impressed. That's good. 2145 01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,400 So keep sending them titty pictures. 2146 01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:40,400 Yeah. I'm just kidding. 2147 01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:42,720 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 2148 01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:44,200 Figure it out. First, yes, and then keep 2149 01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:45,200 sending them that's. Right. 2150 01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:47,800 If it's if it doesn't go anywhere, send the titties, send 2151 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:48,960 the titties, send the titties, whatever. 2152 01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,920 At least you tried. You have to try. 2153 01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:53,320 The true, the true crime douchebags send the tits. 2154 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:55,400 Yeah, send the titties. I mean, I'm not going to say no 2155 01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:57,480 to titties if anybody wants to send them, but you know, hey, 2156 01:40:57,480 --> 01:41:01,160 whatever. All right, so that'll do it for 2157 01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:06,760 this episode of Ham and Eggs Fucking Fish by Criminal AF. 2158 01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,840 Let us know what you thought of this episode. 2159 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,680 Like I said before, go to Good Pod, Spotify or leave a review 2160 01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:14,000 on Apple Podcast. 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