1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,120 Hello and welcome back Shark. Here is to another episode of 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:07,640 Deep Dives with sharks. My name is Alex, and sometimes I 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,160 wish I was born a whale shark because, you know, probably be a 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,520 really chill life, just slow swimming and eating plankton. 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,880 Anyway, this was supposed to be out on Friday and 2025 decided 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,200 that it had a bunch of tricks up its sleeve, so it's coming out 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,200 on Monday instead, which is not as late as it could have been. 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,480 I was on track and then I had a slew of things happen and here 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,520 we are. I appreciate the kind words and 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,240 those who checked on me in the Discord and I'm hoping that 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,320 things are only up from here. Which Speaking of things 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,240 trending up, we did hit 2000 followers on Spotify. 13 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,840 Woohoo. I am so amazed that we got to 14 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,880 2000 shark years, especially in the winter when numbers tend to 15 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,760 slow up. But you all have been sharing 16 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,200 and growing the numbers and I can't thank you guys enough. 17 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,440 I also did start a YouTube just before the last episode so you 18 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,400 can find almost all the episodes there. 19 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,360 I'm not sure why episode 8 didn't upload and why it 20 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,640 refuses, but if it's there that's very exciting and if not 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,280 we'll keep fighting with it. That will also be deep dives 22 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,640 with sharks. Plus I have stream logs there so 23 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,200 you can catch up after if you want to see what I did on 24 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,760 stream, which I also do stream on Twitch under the same name, 25 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,040 Deep Dives with sharks. So you can follow along anywhere 26 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,120 really, including Instagram to be caught on all the sharky 27 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,240 goodness. I did try to consolidate 28 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,560 everything to make it all the same thing. 29 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,720 So pretty much wherever you search deep dives with Sharks, 30 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,960 you should see me. If it doesn't have the logo and 31 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:33,280 stuff, I'll try to make sure that I keep track of that so 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,920 that way people don't start getting scanned by nothing. 33 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,360 I'm not going to ask you for for money and such, so don't give me 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,560 your credit card information. That's not a good idea. 35 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,520 But anyway, I was supposed to do like a regular episode this 36 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:52,040 week, but then a lot happened. I had friends coming by as well. 37 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,520 So life kind of threw some curveballs. 38 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,840 I had friends coming by and kind of got away from me. 39 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,280 And I realized on like Wednesday night that I didn't have any 40 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,960 research done. So quick Audible, I watched 41 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:09,520 Sharknado, which I made it 12 years without watching that or 42 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,520 the subsequent films. But this is where that ends. 43 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,400 I do this because I love the shark heroes, otherwise I'd 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,280 probably have gone my whole life without watching that movie. 45 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,160 So here we are. But Sharknado originally came 46 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,280 out in 2013. It was directed by Anthony C 47 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Ferrante and it stars Tara Reid and Ziering and John Hurd, who I 48 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,440 saw then. The film has evidently passed 49 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,280 away, so may he rest in peace now. 50 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,440 It is classified as a comedy end of the world thriller, which I 51 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:42,200 was picturing Zombieland or This is the End for examples and my 52 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,560 expectations were sort of high towards the beginning. 53 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,120 I probably thought it was strictly a horror movie. 54 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:51,880 I think they changed it to comedy to kind of save face I 55 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:58,120 guess because oh boy. Anyway, I watched the 10th year 56 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,920 anniversary edition because I can't find the original anywhere 57 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,760 unless I pay for it, which I already paid for Amazon Prime, 58 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,960 so I'm using the version that they got. 59 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,360 The movie starts in a wild way that is already weird. 60 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,640 You can see dozens of sharks swimming away from a tornado 61 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,280 that has already sucked up hundreds of sharks. 62 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,640 So off RIP. We throw in science in the trash 63 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:22,160 and gone weird with it, which sounds familiar. 64 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,400 Sharks tend to not get sucked up by hurricanes and often run off 65 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,320 if a pressure system that will cause tornadoes rolls into the 66 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,320 area. So I guess the swimming away 67 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,560 makes the most sense of all this, but oy vey, it's going to 68 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,920 be a long watch ahead. They show the bad guys fitting 69 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,280 sharks pretty early, so great work on making me dislike them 70 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,080 immediately. I already run into Punch Captain 71 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,680 Santiago 3 1/2 minutes into the movie and I wrote this thinking 72 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,040 that they would come back, but they all get eaten by sharks. 73 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,000 So I mean, I guess very fitting end for them. 74 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,040 Now a storm does come out of nowhere. 75 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,000 And I mean, there were blue skies and sun and then all of a 76 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,920 sudden there's 50 foot waves, Thunder and lightning in the 77 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,160 Gulf of Mexico and Florida gets afternoon thunderstorms in the 78 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,720 summer That can come pretty quick. 79 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,400 But this is a huge step from what actually happens. 80 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,720 Not to mention random sharks throwing themselves on board to 81 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,000 eat the crew, which if you're going to fin sharks in the Gulf, 82 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,600 I I mean, I guess you get eaten that I don't make the rules. 83 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,680 I just watch the movies. That makes sense. 84 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:25,000 Now, sharks may end up on a boat for a variety of reasons, such 85 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,760 as trying to get rid of a hook. They're going for prey and 86 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,400 mistiming the breach landing on the deck, which is much less 87 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,800 common but possible. Or there's a bird or something 88 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,840 on the side of the boat. Or a fish that was recently 89 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,360 caught and they're trying to get it and they end up somehow on 90 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,080 board, but for the most part, doesn't really happen. 91 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,240 But in the scene, you'll have five that just jump on board 92 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,960 because why not? Now? 93 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,680 They were big sharks as well. Looked like they were trying to 94 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,840 go for hammer heads, great whites and tigers. 95 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,480 And that'd be hundreds if not thousands of extra pounds added 96 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,880 to the boat. And the boat just kind of ate 97 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,000 that. Like it was fine. 98 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,080 It didn't sway or anything. It just hit the thing and then 99 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,920 that was it. So I mean, that was just kind of 100 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,800 a boat critique, which I mean, apparently I do it all around 101 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,520 here. Who knew? 102 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,400 No, the movie pivots to a hurricane threatening 103 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,120 California, which they were just in the Gulf of Mexico. 104 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,720 I don't understand why they suddenly are now in California 105 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,280 but here we are now. A hurricane threatening 106 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,000 California is possible but highly unlikely. 107 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,200 Only two have hit California and both were tropical storms, at 108 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,880 least according to my research. But both the bartender girl, who 109 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,720 I find out later is named Nova, and the bar regular who I 110 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,120 believe is named George, they wish the storm would kill 111 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,760 sharks, which would only be very detrimental for the environment. 112 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,200 So I'm going to have to disagree on that one. 113 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,200 Now, once we cut to the beach, the surfers are on the calmest 114 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,360 ocean ever. And despite being practice 115 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,440 surfers, they're freaking out about sharks. 116 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,480 They're talking smack to each other about how they're going to 117 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,520 catch this wave when there's no wave coming. 118 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,160 It's very much things that surfers don't tend to be or do. 119 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,880 They also don't notice a giant hurricane coming towards them. 120 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,480 And the Hurricanes don't just pop up out of nowhere. 121 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,200 I mean, there's lots of warnings about it. 122 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,880 You wouldn't just hear, Oh no, a hurricane formed in the Gulf 5 123 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,080 minutes ago Run. They tend to warn you weeks in 124 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,280 advance or as far in advance as they can, which tends to be 125 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,440 usually about like a week and a half before it hits. 126 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,160 So that's just, I mean, being in Florida and seeing that, I was 127 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,160 like, dear God. Now the first bite scene is 128 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,000 wild. There's a lot of flailing, which 129 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,720 is definitely possible. Of course, if you get bit, 130 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,800 you're going to be shocked. You're going to be waving for 131 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,600 help. So that is totally possible 132 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,360 there. But they had three sharks coming 133 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,840 after her, which wouldn't happen. 134 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,280 Plus they had a hammerhead, which is possible but highly 135 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,320 unlikely to spend time around California. 136 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,920 They're usually found in the Gulf of California, which is in 137 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,640 Mexico. So it's just one of those things 138 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,800 that doesn't really make a lot of sense. 139 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Like you'll see some hammer heads, but for the most part, 140 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,600 not really. The last sighting was in 2023 141 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:09,120 and before then was 2005. So they're few and far between, 142 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,760 but evidently do this movie. They're going to get some hammer 143 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,800 heads over there now. Old timer surfer dude, which we 144 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,360 found out his name is Baz. I was taking these notes as I 145 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,760 watched clearly but he decides it's best to yell sharks towards 146 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,360 the beach. Definitely not going to cause 147 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,320 panic but also even though he is well within earshot because in 148 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,840 later shots they're like 5 inches from the beach. 149 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,720 Everyone's deaf they just don't hear the guy and also no one 150 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,880 moves. And a person standing in ankle 151 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,720 deep water gets bit which great whites aren't going to come into 152 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,080 ankle deep water. Neither are tiger sharks. 153 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,440 But the hammerheads might they, they tend to go after prey a lot 154 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,720 closer to shore, but they also have really far set back mouths. 155 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,480 Far back set mouths. There we go. 156 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,080 That's the best way to put that. So they're not really going to 157 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,680 come in and bite you like that. You'll also be able to see him 158 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,200 coming if you're an angle deep water. 159 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,440 But no, that's one of our first deaths. 160 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,040 Now the lifeguards of course, see this this bite happening and 161 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,800 are are freaking out as well. So they decide they're going to 162 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,520 run over and you start yelling shark, clear the beach, everyone 163 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,320 get off the beach into a megaphone. 164 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,080 Why? That's just going to cause so 165 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,760 much panic. No lifeguard in their right mind 166 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,040 is going to go, Oh my God, everyone get out of the water. 167 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,640 It's horrible. They're all going to be like, 168 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,600 hey, everyone do the this way, please, as orderly, please 169 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,040 calmly as he can just get off the beach real fast. 170 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,000 Like things like that. They're not going to be like 171 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,640 Sprint, like everyone's going to be fine. 172 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,799 My God, that one really messed me up now. 173 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:41,720 Bartender girl once again Nova straight up shoved a cop on her 174 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,200 way to the beach to make sure that everyone's OK. 175 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,520 That straight up assault. Nothing ever comes of it. 176 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,800 So apparently in this movie you can just shove a cop as long as 177 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,240 you're in a bikini apparently. I don't know, I don't get the 178 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,480 rules. You need to be starring in a 179 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,720 movie apparently and just shove a guy over a railing. 180 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,560 That seems really dangerous, but whatever. 181 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,680 That's the part where you find out that Baz gets bit on the leg 182 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:10,280 and apparently, but thankfully it just only leaks some red food 183 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,160 coloring. There was no damage because the 184 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,400 wound had no skin tear or anything. 185 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,720 You saw no meat, you just saw red. 186 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,120 And they never like they kind of talk about it again, but like 187 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,200 they threw a Band-Aid on it and that was good. 188 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,280 And that shark had his leg for a minute. 189 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:26,160 So there should be some pretty serious damage if any of those 190 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,160 three sharks bit him. But evidently he got bit by the 191 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,480 cuddle shark and that's fantastic for him. 192 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:37,840 Now my boyfriend immediately hits a shark with the surfboard, 193 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,640 which would of course startle it and keep it a little bit 194 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,360 distance. That be like one of your better 195 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,760 bets of like keeping it more than arm's length away. 196 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,600 Downside being that they act like he was being all fierce and 197 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,240 heroic and, and punching the shark with a surfboard and 198 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,400 that's what you're supposed to do. 199 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,400 No, don't punch a shark. That's not going to help. 200 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,800 But anyway, now he then decides once I get back up to the bar, 201 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,760 he's going to call his ex to tell her to evacuate when the 202 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,280 hurricane has officially arrived. 203 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,880 And at a certain point, you can't evacuate. 204 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,680 It's just more safe to stay where you are, even if it was a 205 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,360 bad choice to stay, than it is to leave and get stuck in 206 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,320 traffic or stuck on the road as the hurricane hits because 207 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,720 you're going to be safer in a building than in your car. 208 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:23,200 So typically, I'll say that I mean, certain trailers, maybe 209 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,520 not. But you know, your situation 210 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,000 might be different just if you are ever experiencing a 211 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,880 hurricane and you've decided to stay and it's getting bad and 212 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,280 you need to get somewhere, your best bets most likely to be to 213 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,280 hunker down where you are. There's a certain point close 214 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,080 enough to when hurricanes get there that it is no longer safe 215 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,120 for you to leave. And at this point, the hurricane 216 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,600 is there. No one should be leaving. 217 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,200 They all should have evacuated by now. 218 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,640 The fact that your bar is at the end of the Santa Monica Pier and 219 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,560 you were still were open that day, like, hey, we're going to 220 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,960 get customers. You're an idiot. 221 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,520 He, no, he does not deserve to have that bar anymore. 222 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,880 My goodness. Now they also showed that the 223 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,080 storm surge is a little overdramatic. 224 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,520 It didn't build up at all. Which typically storm surge will 225 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,360 come in waves quite literally the waves will get bigger and 226 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,280 bigger and bigger kind of like when high tide hits except they 227 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,200 just keep coming until they flood an area. 228 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,040 These waves went from calm to destroying the Santa Monica Pier 229 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,440 and throwing a shark through the window to then just not 230 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,000 existing. But it's Oh my gosh they they 231 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,080 should have destroyed the Santa Monica Pier with how big the 232 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,800 waves were but instead it's just tanking hits. 233 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,400 It's built for this apparently. Who knew? 234 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,080 They also, now this was a really big nitpick, I realized, but 235 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,000 this was back when I still had really high hopes for the movie. 236 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 So it does calm down after a while. 237 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,160 But looking at the sharks, they combine great whites and tiger 238 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,920 sharks in the models. And I don't mean like they had 239 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,960 great whites and then tigers like interacting because I mean, 240 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:56,040 like, yeah, it's I guess kind of possible, but not really. 241 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,640 But also like they they inhabit some of the same areas. 242 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,480 This one they would have a great Whitehead with stripes. 243 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,440 That doesn't really happen ever. No, you wouldn't get a 244 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,160 crossbreed like that. That's weird. 245 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,680 Then after they are showing off all these sharks and all this 246 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,480 carnage and everything, they show the Santa Monica Pier still 247 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,120 standing but on fire and the ocean is calm. 248 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:23,000 I'm sorry, the storm surge just threw 8 foot sharks through a 249 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,640 window, but suddenly everything's fine. 250 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,400 There's the Piers just on fire from the water, nothing else. 251 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,840 It's not washed away or anything like that. 252 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,920 I'm sorry, that just isn't how engineering works. 253 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,440 But you know, here we are now. I'm also starting to believe 254 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,960 that the creators of this movie didn't look into anything before 255 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,360 making this. They just kind of just threw 256 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,400 stuff at it. Of course, as they're trying to 257 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,840 run all around California to go get different family members and 258 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,400 different people all gathered up together, they're using a lot of 259 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,280 shaky Cam, which made me motion sick. 260 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:00,080 I had to pause the movie and walk around my apartment to get 261 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,080 my stomach to unflip, and then I could watch the rest of it. 262 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:08,640 But they use shakey Cam so much that I legitimately thought I 263 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,320 would have to take a drama mean to get through the movie. 264 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,120 I've never had that happen with the movie before. 265 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,560 It's happened with video games. It's happened on some rides. 266 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,160 Never has it happened watching a movie. 267 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,640 So congratulations to Sharknado, they are the 1st movie to make 268 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,560 me motion sick which is great. Now at this point as you're 269 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:34,160 driving to meet up with Finn's wife, ex-wife, whatever she is, 270 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,160 they never really clarify. But what they do is they have 271 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,320 them driving down the freeway and they have sharks on the 272 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,720 freeway, which is almost always a hoax in real life as many 273 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,280 freeways are just simply not close enough to flooding areas 274 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,840 for sharks to be able to swim there. 275 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,000 Freeways can flood. They're typically not right next 276 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,240 to the ocean, and even if they are, they usually don't flood 277 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,800 enough for sharks to be able to swim up onto them. 278 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,480 So usually you don't see a whole lot. 279 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,720 I believe there was one, I don't think it was from Milton. 280 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,720 I think it was an earlier hurricane this year or last 281 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,640 year, I can't remember which, but there was actually a shark 282 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,800 in someone's backyard. But other than that, they 283 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,000 usually tend to stay in the ocean or get away from there. 284 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,960 Now, in this case, not only are the sharks swimming on the 285 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,280 freeway, but they're also attacking cars around them, 286 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,400 which why would they do that? They'd be mildly concerned that 287 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,720 they are in an area that they aren't familiar with because 288 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,080 their brain won't let them panic. 289 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,520 So best they get is mild concern. 290 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:32,240 And I don't understand why the directors or creators of this 291 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,480 were like, you know, it's a great idea if we have the sharks 292 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,320 just biting cars because they wouldn't do that. 293 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,360 That makes no sense. It's also highly inconsistent 294 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,840 how much water is on these freeways. 295 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,880 So I'm throwing that out there. Now that just irritated me, but 296 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,280 a wave of water comes through and washes the cars in front of 297 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,600 our protagonists yet leaves their car alone. 298 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,040 Now they also at this point decide we got to get out of our 299 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,880 car and warn everyone about the sharks and then get them to 300 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,240 safety. Why though? 301 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:05,280 Like, I mean, I get trying to help those around you, but also, 302 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,360 are we forgetting the task at hand? 303 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,960 Are we like we're trying to get to our family to figure out what 304 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,520 we're going to do to save them? And instead we have decided that 305 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,800 Nope, highway sharks are going to be our big concern. 306 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,960 And although they're biting people all around us, they're 307 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,840 not going to touch us and we're somehow going to be ahead of the 308 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,200 water. I don't get it. 309 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,920 They also somehow magically get back to their their car. 310 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,040 God knows. So I'm just, I don't know. 311 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,120 And also, I love y'all, but if hurricanes start picking up 312 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,760 angry sharks that are set on eating everything and everyone, 313 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,880 I'm leaving. I'll put an episode on how to 314 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,800 try to stay safe. But I'm staying indoors. 315 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,920 I'm not running out on the streets to try to grab y'all. 316 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,520 Fend for yourselves. Like look at what's going on 317 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,920 around you. I'm not running out in that. 318 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,720 I don't know what to do. I've got a degree in social 319 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,080 work. I don't know what y'all want 320 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,720 from me. I'll do my best. 321 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,560 But the best you're getting is a podcast episode. 322 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:02,760 I'll tell you that much now, George, our bar regular gets 323 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,120 eaten because someone had to die. 324 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,040 I guess there wasn't really a rhyme or reason he was going to 325 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,640 help a dog. And then all of a sudden he's 326 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,880 running and next thing you know, he's goes and like looks to his 327 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,840 right and then there's just a wall of water that brings a 328 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,480 shark that eats him, which is dumb. 329 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,760 Didn't didn't need to do that. So you know, Anyway, now they're 330 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:28,240 driving from Santa Monica to Beverly Hills, which as of 722 331 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:33,040 on January 27th, 2025, Google Maps tells me that it was 31 332 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,440 minutes. Why is everyone still soaking 333 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,840 wet? Are y'all just driving with the 334 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,800 windows down? There is no reason. 335 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,320 Like y'all would still be wet, don't get me wrong, but why can 336 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,080 I still see the individual water drops on your face? 337 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,040 Y'all did not move. You're using the same footage. 338 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,880 Come on now. Like are you joking? 339 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,960 Now, of course, this is where I'm going to throw in that the 340 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,160 movie would not pick a lane. And this comes simply because 341 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,120 they now have a fight between the family, or what I call the 342 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,720 family confrontation scene, which was incredibly awkward 343 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,520 when it came to the acting. They kind of sat there and the 344 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,520 dude that's supposed to be the new boyfriend is like, no, this 345 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,640 isn't your family. I'm in control now. 346 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,359 And then Tara Reade, who's actually a pretty solid actress, 347 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,359 is like, hey, what are you doing? 348 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,800 I'm like, guys, guys, this was our best take really. 349 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,160 We we didn't want to run these lines again, but we just full 350 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,200 sent it. I can act better than this. 351 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,640 Like, are you joking? It was Oh my God, it was such 352 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,280 bad acting. I get that like they only had a 353 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,400 set budget and only set amount of time to do it, but you're 354 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,880 telling me that was the one we went with? 355 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,120 I I just don't get it. Now they also randomly have a 356 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,320 shark get in the house. Don't really have a whole lot to 357 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,440 say about that. It's I don't know why I got in. 358 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:55,080 It's really all I got now. There's a lot of chaos in the 359 00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:00,080 scene, lot more shaky Cam, but someone, one of the bystanders 360 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,800 that's not fighting the shark yells punch it in the nose, 361 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,200 which no you don't, you're just going to make it mad. 362 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,880 Also the editing inconsistencies make me mad because the water 363 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,880 goes from green to red and back to green about 8,000,000 times. 364 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,200 They just kind of keep bouncing back and forth with this water. 365 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,640 Is it full of blood or is it not? 366 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,120 Pretty easy thing to check on and people watching the movie to 367 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,360 see for any editing inconsistencies or anything like 368 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:31,200 that evidently did not realize that they had not changed the 369 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,960 water or kept the water the same. 370 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,840 They just kind of kept bouncing back and forth. 371 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:39,280 So I guess at this point we use different takes, but God knows. 372 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,880 Now I want to point out bonus points for Nova the bartender to 373 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,160 waste ammo by shooting the shark with every shell they had, which 374 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,440 you really don't need to shoot a shark more than once. 375 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,840 You don't really need to shoot a shark at all. 376 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,880 Usually they they aren't coming for you like that but their skin 377 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,480 is rough. But I haven't come across any 378 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,040 bullet deflecting sharks. I could be wrong though. 379 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,360 Gators do deflect bullets so you got to be careful with them but 380 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,160 have not seen many sharks deflect bullets so. 381 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,840 Also I don't like that they named the main character Finn. 382 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,360 Like get out of here anyway now. Finn should have died pushing a 383 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,040 shark out of the house because the only thing we see of him 384 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,960 doing that is a shark breach towards him. 385 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,520 Land on top of him while he's got like a pole. 386 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,320 It's not even sharp and apparently he's going to push a 387 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,760 shark out the house and then he just pops up outside. 388 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,840 He should be dead. There's no reason that a multi 389 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:40,400 100 LB shark at minimum, if not 1200 lbs lands on top of you and 390 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,720 you somehow stab it or get it off of you without it being then 391 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,120 trapping you underneath of it. Also, its mouth was wide open 392 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,040 and it looked like its mouth was going right for the head. 393 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,000 So you're telling me you dodged all of its teeth? 394 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:54,880 I'm. I'm calling. 395 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,520 No, I don't know. You don't know what? 396 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,440 Yeah, shenanigans. I'm calling shenanigans. 397 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,160 You should not have been able to do that. 398 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,720 I. So there's two things that 399 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,800 really hurt my soul in this movie, and that is the awkward 400 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,240 flirting. In between like every scene like 401 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,880 they get in the car and Finn looks at Nova who's got a 402 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,160 shotgun and he's like huh, it's hot like in front of his ex-wife 403 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,640 and daughter. What is wrong with you? 404 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,560 Read the room. What are you doing? 405 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,080 It just does not make sense. It's one of those scenes that 406 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,480 like it was forced in to try to have like AB or AC plot going 407 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,600 but they already have plots A through E going and there's 408 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,120 trying to add like little stuff in there throughout which is 409 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,800 like dumb. So it that irritated me. 410 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,840 Also the reasoning behind why they do most things in this 411 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:53,320 movie irritated me as well. They came across a school bus 412 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:58,080 that had no movement inside, but Finn decides he's going to go 413 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,240 save the day and rappel off a bridge to check. 414 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,000 There's no reason to check that bus. 415 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,080 As mentioned, nothing is moving inside. 416 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,560 It's not even moving in the current. 417 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,920 It's not shaking, you hear nothing. 418 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,960 There's no reason to check this bus other than there's a bus 419 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,040 there and he's like there could be kids. 420 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,040 Now magically there's like 50 children in the bus. 421 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,320 The shark movies I'm watching are just getting worse and worse 422 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,480 and I'm very concerned that the ones I'm going to watch next is 423 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,080 going to be even worse than this and I am so scared. 424 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,080 I need a good shark movie. Please someone recommend me a 425 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,920 good shark movie that I will not be mad at because right now Jaws 426 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,160 is leading the way for most accurate shark movie and that's 427 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,680 a problem because jaws is highly inaccurate. 428 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,560 But the movie was good so that's all I got to say like please 429 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:53,440 something now they also when they're going into the bus show 430 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,800 what look like great whites swimming around outside the bus. 431 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:02,440 They then show B roll of a black tip reef shark turning sharp 432 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:08,120 right and then the bus jolts. You didn't even keep the same 433 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:13,800 species of shark and that irritated me so bad because for 434 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,560 most people it's in grayscale. It's fine, they're not going to 435 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,040 notice. But those black fins stick out 436 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,840 so bright in black and white like you would have been better. 437 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,800 Just leave it in color. I don't know what they were 438 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,200 doing. Also randomly had remora around 439 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,720 it which is is neat but I don't know why they were there as 440 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,320 well. And that was the B roll they 441 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,720 chose so there were no remoras. Edited onto the shark swimming 442 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,720 around the bus. I did not understand that choice 443 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,360 either. Now I will say as well, I noted 444 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,720 that the stunt double S that they use for the kids climbing 445 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,360 up the rope from the bus are so clearly adults. 446 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:51,080 Like they put like a little like 4 foot child on this like rope 447 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,560 to start climbing and then they cut and it's like a six foot 448 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:58,320 person and I'm like, Oh my God. So that that actually made me 449 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,240 laugh out loud. That was unintentionally 450 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,640 hilarious. And then they cut to the teacher 451 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,960 who's supposed to be like Comic Relief I guess, because they 452 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,960 have bro talking about how I came out here to be an actor. 453 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,640 Imagine that. And now I'm a teacher. 454 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,520 I get $15,000 a year and I got to teach screaming kids and you 455 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,160 believe me? Like bro, why are you yapping 456 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,480 about your life story like no one cares? 457 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,760 Then there's also some weird tension with the a shark 458 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,720 climbing up a rope, like it was just unnecessary. 459 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,240 Why is the shark coming up after him? 460 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,360 It don't care that much. No sharks going to be that hell 461 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,800 bent on biting someone. The shark found a way to wrap 462 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,000 itself in a rope and start climbing after him. 463 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,440 Mind you once again it's a great white. 464 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,480 Can be up to 1200 lbs. You're telling me that Baz up 465 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:57,440 there is pulling up a maybe 100 to 200 LB man along with an 800 466 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,520 to 1200 LB shark with a pulley system having no issues? 467 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,160 No, there's going to be a lot of issues that pop up. 468 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,040 That's all I can say. That does not make sense. 469 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,840 Why is he doing that? That just doesn't work. 470 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,560 That should not work at all. That rope should not be moving. 471 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,680 Also, the shark should be pulling the Hummer or whatever. 472 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,800 They don't even have a Hummer yet. 473 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,560 Sorry, jump in the story, jump in the shark, get it anyway. 474 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,320 But the car that they have, they've hooked up the pulley 475 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,680 system to this, which thinking back this now irritates me. 476 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,720 That car should been pulled over the side of the bridge and gone 477 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,800 into the water with the sharks. There is no reason anything was 478 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,040 anchored there. There is nothing that was 479 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,960 anchored there that would have held a shark. 480 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:47,800 I'm so done. Anyway, Finn almost died for 481 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,280 like the ninth time. At this point, I kind of stopped 482 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,080 believing that he was going to die at all in this movie. 483 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,720 Like anything that came next. I cannot suspend my disbelief 484 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,560 that he would live anymore. I feel like he'd get one or two 485 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:05,400 near death escapes in a movie, and 2 is really pushing it like 486 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,960 2. But they both have to be done 487 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,840 really well. All these were not done even 488 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,680 well. It's like all of them. 489 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,480 You could kind of tell things were going sideways, but he was 490 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,360 going to be OK. And most of the characters as 491 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,320 well, like you could almost feel when a death was coming or when 492 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,480 when it wasn't, it was way too telegraphed. 493 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,440 It was weird. Now at this point they go back 494 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,880 to the winds picking up again because the weather in this is 495 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,720 incredibly inconsistent. They both go from being a clear 496 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,680 beautiful day to then being it's a hurricane, it's a tornado. 497 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,320 It's the worst thing we've ever experienced in the matter of 5 498 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,520 minutes. Which once again, not how 499 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,960 weather works, but that's fine. So at this point the wind con 500 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,760 comes across and it blows the Hollywood letters across LA, but 501 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,000 none of the humans are getting blown across LA. 502 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,440 They're all fine. This movie really cares about 503 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:06,720 nothing except hating sharks. According to the Amazon device, 504 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,920 which I cannot say it's name or else it'll hear me and then 505 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,800 it'll start commenting on things in the background. 506 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,840 But according to that, those letters weigh 48. 507 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,960 Sorry, £480,000. I don't know why I can't read 508 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,880 numbers that well. That's weird, I should work on 509 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,840 that. But 480,000 lbs? 510 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,280 You're telling me the wind can pick up something that has 511 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,160 480,000 lbs, RIP it off of a mountain, but someone that is 512 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,920 100 and 5000 and 60 lbs is anchored to the ground? 513 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,560 No, they're also getting whipped around. 514 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,360 They're smacking into sharks in the sky. 515 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,280 But apparently in this movie they're not. 516 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,280 So, you know, science be damned, we're not listening to you, 517 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,720 we're just going to do our own thing. 518 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,960 Which my God. And also, maybe it's me being 519 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,680 cynical because the accuracy of anything in this movie is just 520 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,880 not there. But Finn's daughter doing the 521 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,320 whole I need to warn my parents love interest that my parents 522 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,880 suck trope in the liquor store is wild. 523 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,320 And it goes nowhere as well because she warns Nova. 524 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,360 She's like, I see how you look at my dad. 525 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,720 He's just going to hurt you the way you hurt my mom. 526 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,720 And then nothing else happens with that. 527 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,600 What was the point? What was the point? 528 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,800 Why? Why did we do that? 529 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,680 That was just to throw it in there just to to cause some 530 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,120 problems that weren't there. It's like he he had to go get 531 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,960 his daughter and she does nothing for this movie other 532 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,720 than try to drive plot points. And it's weird because all of 533 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,240 them are so forced. She is just being an angsty teen 534 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,320 to be an angsty teen and she looks like she's 25. 535 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:45,840 So I am so confused anyway. But of course when they get to 536 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,000 the the next news report, they're talking about how 537 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,120 there's tornadoes that are coming and they're graded on the 538 00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:00,000 EF scale. So initially the news reports 539 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,280 that the tornado forming is an EF4 with the possibility of 540 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,720 becoming an EF 5 before it touches down virtually. 541 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,600 That's not a tornado until it touches the ground. 542 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,440 So what you measure in there, here's measuring wind speed. 543 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,920 It's not quite anything to be on the EF scale quite yet. 544 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,840 Secondly, the hurricane shouldn't be over. 545 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:25,040 It's been 45 minutes, if that. There's usually a few hours of 546 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,480 rain, especially in a hurricane as large as the one they showed 547 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,960 the beginning of the movie. That was massive, that one. 548 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,400 So going off of the bands that we got from Helene, when it came 549 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,200 through, that started at like 8:00 PM and the next day, like 550 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,600 when I went to bed around like midnight, one O clock, it was 551 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,680 still raining and we didn't even get the brunt of it. 552 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,400 That was just the bands that hit us. 553 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:55,640 So the outer arms, this hurricane lasted 45 minutes and 554 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,640 was huge. I was frustrated about that. 555 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,680 I was like, what in the world now? 556 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,400 They also would have already known what category the 557 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,600 hurricane was coming before it hits land, thus indicating how 558 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,360 strong the winds are and also indicating what level of 559 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,720 tornadoes you should expect. Now, just because the wind speed 560 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,480 is up to say, 200 miles an hour or anything like that, and 561 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,080 that'd be a category 5 hurricane, that doesn't mean 562 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,040 that the Tornadoes are going to be EF 5, because that doesn't 563 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,200 mean that when they get down below that, that can that 564 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,920 that'll change because we could get EF 1 tornadoes and a 565 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,080 hurricane. It's possible, but also why are 566 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,240 you reporting that this tornado is going to be so horrible when 567 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:43,160 you don't know that it's just all for for lip service I guess 568 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,920 God knows. But anyway. 569 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,880 So the crew somehow magically gets a Hummer. 570 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,440 They drive past a shark head that has a spine sticking out of 571 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,600 it. Sharks don't have spines, at 572 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,040 least not the great white that was shown. 573 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,120 They also showed multiple sharks with skulls. 574 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,000 They also don't have skulls so I don't. 575 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I don't know what this what this is doing it it's they didn't 576 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,440 look into the sharks that they're using. 577 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,600 They didn't make sure they were accurate at all. 578 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,640 I mean, I get that the whole premise of this is the sharks 579 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:20,000 getting sucked up by a tornado, but can we have some degree of 580 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,200 realism to this? But we don't know. 581 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,480 Instead, we've got sharks with skulls and spines and they're 582 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,160 flying through the air and they're eating everything and 583 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,120 that's fantastic. We love it here now. 584 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:35,240 They also specify that the tornado is a waterspout over 585 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,640 land. Waterspouts only form over water 586 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,960 because it's essentially a tornado sucking up water. 587 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,880 Why is it in downtown LA? God knows, but I do not. 588 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,840 It's that frustrating me now in the sense of this movie need to 589 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,440 throw everything and anything that it could at the screen and 590 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,800 see what's stuck. And evidently everything stuck 591 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,120 because there was nothing left on the the cutting room floor. 592 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,960 There's a police chase in the movie. 593 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,000 Why? Why not? 594 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,520 At this point, that's the best answer I have for why did 595 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,320 anything happen here? Apparently the cops can't catch 596 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,120 a Hummer either, because that'd be too convenient, right? 597 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,160 You know, Hummer, they usually go really slow, accelerate 598 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,920 slowly, but they're going to outrun the cops. 599 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,720 So that's, that's good. It also conveniently has nitrous 600 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,920 installed in it. I'm running out of words. 601 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:35,720 I just the the freaking fever dream of this movie is it feels 602 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:43,760 like if someone was on LSD and they threw every single idea 603 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:48,360 they had at a writer and the writer went this full spitting 604 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:53,840 and wrote every single thing down handed it to someone and 605 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,440 they went we're making this a movie. 606 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,120 That's the only way that this makes sense because there is no 607 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,200 reason that any of us should go together now. 608 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,680 Finn must have super strength though, because they get to an 609 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,440 airplane hanger looking for their son. 610 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,720 Sorry. His and his ex-wife April, who's 611 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:20,240 played by Tara Reid, which will come back later because I 612 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,640 realized how much I don't talk about her throughout this as of 613 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,640 right now, simply because she doesn't do a whole lot in this 614 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,880 movie. Waste of a waste of talent right 615 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,080 there. That's just weird. 616 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:38,120 But anyway, but Finn, they get to this airplane hanger and the 617 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,720 tornado comes to get them because it's just following them 618 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,240 for some reason, which also you can usually get out of the way 619 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,040 of tornadoes. They usually don't just kind of 620 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,800 swerve back and forth, but this one decides it's heat seeking 621 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,120 and it's only on our protagonist. 622 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,920 So that's fun because even if they just went back to where 623 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,800 they came from, the tornado would be gone. 624 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,640 It'd be going the other way. But apparently this one would 625 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,320 just turn around and follow him. But this is a side note on the 626 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,160 fly now he has super strength because when it arrives, he's 627 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,160 holding a piece of sheet metal attached to a rope up against 628 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:13,040 like a airplane door, which any tornado is still whipping winds 629 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:19,520 at like 60, five, 7080 miles an hour at the minimum up to 200, 630 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,000 especially if this one. If they said it's EF 5, then 200 631 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,160 miles an hour. So you're telling me that Finn 632 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,600 can hold this with one hand? He doesn't have an arm anymore. 633 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,440 At minimum the sheet metal flew away and like he's got rope burn 634 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,760 and at maximum his arm ripped off. 635 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,960 We wouldn't let go of it. It does not make sense. 636 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,240 Now they also decide they're going to unlock a door by 637 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,560 shooting it, which why kick when you can shoot? 638 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,120 Now this of course is not shark related at all, neither with the 639 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:56,560 last couple points, but it just made me really mad because first 640 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,880 of all, how many times have they run out of ammo in this movie so 641 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,360 far? 3 And they keep getting shotgun 642 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,520 shells somehow they keep just keep being in the cars. 643 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,480 So we keep running out of ammo and we decide we're going to 644 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,440 shotgun the door open, not even hit it with the butt of the 645 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,040 shotgun, we're going to shoot it. 646 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,600 That would work, but that would also be a waste of ammo. 647 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,920 That's not smart. Now they also then decide that 648 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,600 their best plan to go with is to destroy a tornado with a bomb. 649 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,040 It's a stupid plan. Throwing a bomb at a tornado 650 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,360 will at best whip a bomb around in the air, and at worst will 651 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,840 whip a bomb into someone's house. 652 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,480 So you're essentially just a jerk throwing bombs that throw 653 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,360 bombs. Don't know what this plan was 654 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,239 supposed to do. Now, of course, at this point, 655 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,480 as they're coming up with a plan, Finn's daughter decides 656 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,960 she's going to fix her parents divorce in the middle of an 657 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,440 apocalypse. So she's sitting there moping. 658 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,560 Finn comes up and goes, what's wrong? 659 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:51,719 He's like, she goes, well, you're my problem. 660 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,520 You guys don't like each other unless you're saving my brother. 661 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,280 There are sharks floating around the atmosphere. 662 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,200 There's tornadoes all over the place carrying said sharks. 663 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,240 Your mother and I don't like each other, but we can also be 664 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:14,120 adults and realize hey, we got more hands that can help. 665 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:21,520 Or I could be like Nah, hate that Lady, she dumb, I'm not 666 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,640 going to get her and now I'm going to have one less set of 667 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,960 hands and also possibly die. Now, mind you, we'd also like to 668 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,160 point out they could have really not included her and everything 669 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,120 would have been fine, that the movie would have been the exact 670 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,200 same because she didn't do a whole lot. 671 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,440 But in real life, more hands on deck tends to help, especially 672 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,760 if you've lived with that person before. 673 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,400 So you know what they're they're like, you know, having that 674 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,320 familiarity helps too. But instead we're not going to 675 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,840 do that. We're going to have this whole 676 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,680 hashing out this moment now. And also bro then decides to 677 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,120 shame his daughter for her feelings. 678 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,000 He pretty much was like, yeah, you forget I came for you first. 679 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,680 You didn't know the brother was in town. 680 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,880 Dude, this isn't nothing. This is a nothing burger here. 681 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,240 You're literally just shaming her, being like you're emotional 682 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,280 and walking away. You've solved nothing, you're a 683 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,720 jerk and I hate you. So there we go. 684 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,640 Now at this point we've been teasing that Nova has a scar on 685 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,600 her leg. What's it from? 686 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,640 Oh no, it's weirdly in shark teeth pattern. 687 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,640 Wonder what it could be from? Shocking. 688 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,600 Oh no, we finally get the story and it's also dumb. 689 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,840 So yes, apparently she got it after a boating accident and six 690 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,960 people went in the water and one little girl came out. 691 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,720 I don't know what sharks you encountered. 692 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,800 Why would they eat people like that unless they're oceanic 693 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,880 white tips. But how are you so far out into 694 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,760 the ocean that you're seeing oceanic white tips? 695 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,920 That's not going to happen. Like, that's the also not 696 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,520 realistic. I don't get it. 697 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,440 Oh, my goodness. It just. 698 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,520 I'm frustrated. But yeah, no, she was hiding her 699 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,600 scar from a shark, which is great. 700 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,240 Now the whole movie I felt was just kind of fear mongering 701 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,080 sharks the entire time. The like sharks are scary 702 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,240 horrible. I hate sharks, I hate sharks. 703 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,200 There's literally no research put into them. 704 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,160 They were just like I feel like someone got bit by a shark when 705 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,520 they were little and instead of doing the normal human thing of 706 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,520 figuring out oh why did this happen? 707 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,000 How can I prevent in the future they went, I'm going to write a 708 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,400 movie and make sharks the main enemy and I hope it makes 709 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,560 everyone want to kill sharks because God, this movie makes no 710 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,360 sense now. Also, another thing that I 711 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,400 wanted to know is why a tornado was lasting hours when the 712 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,680 average lifespan of a tornado is 15 minutes. 713 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,360 They didn't get the sharks or the weather right? 714 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,160 Two most important plots for the movie. 715 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,880 So you know, I just don't know why anyone like this. 716 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,520 This movie irritated the hell out of me. 717 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,040 Now, the next bet of how we're going to solve our plan of 718 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,040 throwing a bomb into a tornado is that they're going to fly a 719 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,280 helicopter into a tornado. Now mind you, I know very little 720 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,240 about weather. I know a decent bit about 721 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,160 sharks. I don't know anything. 722 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,960 Well, I know a little bit about how planes fly. 723 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,800 Not a whole lot. I've played Flight simulator. 724 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,880 It's like kind of the extent of my knowledge. 725 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,560 I was in engineering class before in like 8th grade. 726 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,320 I had to make a plane at one point. 727 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,400 I don't think I paid enough attention, but doing my best 728 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,720 here. I feel like flying a helicopter 729 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,880 into a storm, especially a tornado, would just not go well. 730 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,320 I feel like that is grounds to get whipped around by said 731 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:49,680 tornado and end up upside down and just like propellering into 732 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,080 the ground. I feel like that is just how 733 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,400 that's going to end. I don't think that helicopters 734 00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:00,520 are stable enough to fly through a tornado or a plane. 735 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,480 I don't think anything is stable enough to fly through winds of 736 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,320 that force. But in this movie, we're going 737 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,160 to fly right up to it. Have no problem because, you 738 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,440 know, give the give the tornado a good old good day right there. 739 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,160 You know, might as well, right? But of course, you know, I hate 740 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:18,440 it here. Now, of course, as they get 741 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,640 closer to said tornado, Nova has to let out a we're going to need 742 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,560 a bigger chopper, which Boo you leave Jaws out of this. 743 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,160 They did nothing wrong. They don't need your call back 744 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,360 now. Blowing up tornadoes works. 745 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,360 My annoyance just knows no balance at this point. 746 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,480 Like I that's that's all I wrote for that because that just 747 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,920 irritated me. Out of everything I'm like I 748 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,280 need something to fail here and instead they're like Nope it 749 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,920 exploded so you woo Hoo. I don't get it. 750 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,560 Now I am very much running out of things to say about this that 751 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,560 isn't just repeating the same stuff I've already said because 752 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:55,680 Baz now dies in a stupid way and the acting is without feeling 753 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,840 most of the time. All of the plot points are 754 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,000 inconsistent. Like it is just it's so 755 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,080 frustrating. Like kind of sum it up like it's 756 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,560 just all of it frustrates me. I'm going to go more and do it 757 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,920 later, I swear. Oh my goodness. 758 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,040 But also they every time they went to a news report, they use 759 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,320 the same reporter, which makes sense. 760 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,240 But tell me why every single report don't mind you when 761 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,200 you're watching the news, whenever there's a new thing 762 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:26,520 that pops up, you'll hear them. I can actually only think of 1 763 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,720 reporter's name out of Baltimore, but you'll anyway, 764 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,680 I'm going with her, but you'll hear. 765 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,960 Hi, I'm Deborah Weiner and tonight we have this blah, blah, 766 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,200 blah. Like they'll go into it or like 767 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,120 if they're cutting out to the field, they'll be like Deborah 768 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,640 Weiner here for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah 769 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,840 that they'll go through that. That's actually her name. 770 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:46,640 She's a good anchor anyway, but unfortunately, but hilarious. 771 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,160 So they'll have like her on the scene. 772 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,800 She'll introduce who she is and go. 773 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,480 But this person every single time they report go, this is 774 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,440 Johnny Wave. That's Johnny with an I. 775 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,280 Why are you doing your little catch phrase when there are 776 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,280 sharks flying behind you? Like what? 777 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,080 What do you expect to get out of this Johnny with an I like, Oh 778 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,040 my God, I was so mad about that. When I heard that was like, if I 779 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,960 have to hear this one more time, like oh I'm so mad now. 780 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:21,480 They gave Tara Reid AKA April AKA Danny from Scrubs a hedge 781 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,080 trimmer to kill sharks. So the movie feels that sharks 782 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,800 can stop bullets, but hedge trimmers are where they draw the 783 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,280 line. That's their kryptonite, in case 784 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,000 anyone needed to know. So next time you go to the 785 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,760 ocean, bring a hedge trimmer. Might just save your life. 786 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,360 Don't. Actually, it won't. 787 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,160 Now. Also, evidently the movie felt 788 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,000 that chlorine inside pools would not kill sharks, but apparently 789 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:49,360 lighting a fool on pyre a pool on fire while it's raining works 790 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,200 great. I've been raining for so long my 791 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,120 brain and can't form letters. But no, when it's raining, fire 792 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,640 apparently works very well on a pool, so that's good. 793 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,120 So that irritated me. Now we all remember our good 794 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,680 friend George that I mentioned 20 minutes ago, who died 795 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,880 randomly for no reason on the highway. 796 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,280 They reused his actor in the nursing home. 797 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,160 I saw that he's supposed to be dead, not a resident there. 798 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,600 He's in a wheelchair. Chill. 799 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,360 And I'm like, that's, that's George, right? 800 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,880 That looks a lot like George. Or you got someone that looks 801 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,120 way too much like George, which either way, get a different 802 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,920 actor. Easy enough. 803 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,280 Or don't put that guy in the front. 804 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,360 Just a thought. Instead, no, they're like, oh, 805 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,200 nursing home. There's George called it to me. 806 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,040 I was like, good God. Now Matt, who is Finn and 807 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,600 April's son is flying this helicopter. 808 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,520 How we got here, I genuinely do not know. 809 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,440 Now he's flying the helicopter and he watches Nova fall out the 810 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,440 helicopter and get eaten by a sky shark. 811 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,480 And his response is to go, no, that's it. 812 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,960 That's the energy he brought. Are you joking? 813 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,720 There should be some trauma behind that. 814 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,480 Now Finn also watches his son almost die and somebody goes, 815 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,360 Matt, once again, why are we not putting any feeling into our 816 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,200 acting? Like, I'm not going to scream 817 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,800 into this mic right now, but oh, my God, there there'd be like 818 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,960 snot crying. It'd be gross. 819 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,360 Like, yeah, it would be a guttural reaction. 820 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,280 Instead, they're like, no, come back anyway on the more Sharks. 821 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,440 Like, it is the dumbest bit of acting on some parts. 822 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,800 And I swear. And I'm wondering if it was a 823 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,520 director choice or if it was like the actors just did not 824 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,360 care and knew they had very little times. 825 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,720 They were like bare minimum we'll make it work now. 826 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,720 I would also roast the CGI but it feels too easy so I'm just 827 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,960 going to choose to let that be a product of the budget that the 828 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,600 movie had. They also earlier in this, I 829 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,320 forgot to mention that they direct quote go we need to hit 830 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:52,080 the tornado just right to destroy it, but the final 831 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:58,600 tornado survives it's imperfect throw only for Finn to then jump 832 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:03,920 in the Hummer, load up the bombs, light them, use the 833 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,360 nitrous to send the Hummer into the tornado, which magically 834 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,080 puts the bomb at the right spot for it to explode. 835 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,040 I just don't get it. I don't get it. 836 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,240 I don't get it. Now to have the big finale. 837 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,760 We've had everything else leading up to it. 838 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,680 This is the the moment that we were waiting for. 839 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:31,520 This is what we've all sat through this 90 minute bit to 840 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,760 see. Finn goes to save his daughter 841 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,720 by shoving her out of the way while running with a chainsaw 842 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:45,120 and then jumps head 1st and chainsaw first into a shark 843 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,520 through its mouth into the stomach. 844 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:53,160 So essentially dying quote UN quote. 845 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,360 Not actually though, because you want to have a Hercules verse 846 00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,400 the Hydra moment where he like cuts it open from the inside 847 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,680 out. You know, because that'd be 848 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,720 that'd be cool. But sharks don't work like that. 849 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:10,000 The margin for error in missing all of its rows of teeth is so 850 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,200 small you'd be sliced if you were able to get your head and 851 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,560 upper body through. You're looking more at slicing 852 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:23,240 your stomach and like your, your pelvis area, which all are not 853 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:26,320 good for bleeding. It tends to be pretty 854 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,120 detrimental. And those sharks, they, they do 855 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,040 have some very sharp teeth. So that's also not really 856 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,400 helping your, your chances. They also have a rather narrow 857 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,320 throat. The matter the size of the 858 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,640 shark, their throat is not just like the width of the rest of 859 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,280 their body. Like it tends to get kind of 860 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,720 small and go and do intestines and things like that. 861 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,920 So you wouldn't really be able to just to jump into a shark 862 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,200 mouth and end up in the stomach. That just doesn't make sense. 863 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,600 So yeah, that their body isn't hollow. 864 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,640 You'd have to go through organs. That's just not happening. 865 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,720 And even if you're chainsawing through, you're you're going to 866 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,200 run into the chainsaw eventually. 867 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,280 It's going to hit something that's too thick to to go 868 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,800 through, and you're going to just go into the chainsaw 869 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,960 yourself. So he should be very much dead. 870 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,480 But of course not because he and Nova pop out of this shark. 871 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,000 Now the odds of finding the shark that ate her in the sky 872 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,800 are incredibly low. And also she's been without 873 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,240 oxygen for so many minutes, so she's no functioning organs at 874 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,720 this point. But science isn't real and we 875 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,760 need to have a feel good moment. So she lives. 876 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,920 Now the movie decides it's going to have this nice wide shot to 877 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,000 to end. It ends with LA being in flames, 878 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,280 which is topical and multiple characters kiss while covered in 879 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,960 blood. And I would just like to say 880 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,520 real quick that I love my girlfriend very much but she's 881 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,920 ever covered head to toe in shark blood. 882 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,960 She's taking a shower before I kiss her. 883 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,360 I'd also have so many questions as to why she's covered in shark 884 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,040 blood, but I mean, that's just not a normal day. 885 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,360 But I mean, we're definitely going to settle on taking a 886 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,680 shower first before she gets a hug or a kiss or anything 887 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,800 because my, that's just gross. But Nope, they're all, they're 888 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,040 all fine with it. They're going to smooch. 889 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,520 So that's good. But overall, I thought the movie 890 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,280 was frustrating. Jaws had an amazing plot. 891 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,280 Even with how mad I got it 47 meters down and it's 892 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600 manipulation, you could follow the story. 893 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,240 It felt like plot points were strung together sloppily. 894 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:33,440 In this movie, for example, they start with shark finning in the 895 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,800 Gulf of Mexico, and now there's a hurricane coming for 896 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,920 California. Nope, now it's a tornado. 897 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,040 Now it's three tornadoes. Oh God, California's flooding 898 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,680 but someone hasn't died in 5 minutes so we got to kill 899 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,960 someone and Oh no our plan didn't work. 900 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,880 Just kidding, it worked. Pick a lane. 901 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,720 Please for the love of God, pick a lane. 902 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,120 Oh my days. That was frustrating. 903 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,360 So I'm just going to go ahead and give this movie a -7 out of 904 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,360 10. I definitely recommend watching 905 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,480 it if you were over the age of 6 because none of the events 906 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,440 seemed remotely real. There is a lot of blood so be 907 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,640 warned, but holy smokes I did get a little entertainment out 908 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,040 of it trying to guess what was going to happen next. 909 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,040 But the movie is kind of horrendously bad. 910 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,080 It is funny ish, but at the times it's not supposed to be. 911 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,920 So that of course is what I have for Sharknado. 912 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,800 I'm really afraid for the next 1 so I'm going to watch. 913 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,880 But thank you all for listening, watching, following along on all 914 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,600 the things and being a part of this journey in any way shape or 915 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,280 form. Of course, you can always follow 916 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,600 along on Instagram, YouTube, Twitch, anything like that at 917 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,720 deep dives with sharks. 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