1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,240 Hello and welcome back Shark. Here is to another episode of 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,560 Deep Dives with Sharks. I am the host here. 3 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,560 My name is Alex and I forgot to put a stupid joke at the 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,360 beginning of my intro here so this is the one we get. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,800 But we do have a movie review today and we also have a very 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,040 special guest with us, Sir Baileyum AKA Bailey AKA one of 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,120 the hosts of the Hot Takes from the Bleachers podcast. 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,600 Unfortunately, we do not have Corbs and Pat with us today, but 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,000 sending our love out to them as well. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,520 But I'm going to give it over to Bailey here for a second so he 11 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,880 can give himself a little introduction. 12 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,440 What's going on, guys? I'm Bailey. 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:42,200 Like Alex has just said, Alex is kind of kind of helped been one 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,160 of those guys that's molded me into moving towards podcasting, 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,640 but I do a very different topic in the sporting world. 16 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:54,040 He focuses a lot more in sharks the local of the Baltimore area 17 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,520 in Maryland. Born and raised, love everything 18 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,320 Maryland and I just continue to fall in love with it more and 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,800 more as I as I grow and experience more that Maryland 20 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,360 has the offer for it. Yeah, we, we had Alex on about a 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,640 week ago or two weeks ago, something like that to do joint 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,480 episode with us. And we, we had an absolute blast 23 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,800 doing it. And we, we wanted to return the 24 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,600 favor and come hang out and give you guys a little bit of our 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,200 time and love. So thank you guys for having us 26 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,440 and hopefully maybe next time in the future we can get everybody 27 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,440 here for you. But yeah. 28 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,520 Absolutely. We'll have to get Korbs and Pat 29 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,560 to do their own research on a shark and then see how much they 30 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,800 get correct, how much we need to correct about what they have. 31 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:40,320 But I will say that when I used to work with Billion Corbs, they 32 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:43,720 definitely put up with a lot of my shark facts, I think the most 33 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,600 out of anyone. I think the only other person 34 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,200 that encouraged it more was our manager who actively wanted me 35 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,840 to give her a different shark fact every day, which is then 36 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,040 hard to keep track of how many shark facts I've given. 37 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,520 So I partially blame her for this podcast existing so we can 38 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,000 give that up to her. But so just to kind of jump in, 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,400 like I said, we do have a movie review today. 40 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,720 We are going over the Meg. I figured it was one that we're 41 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,960 right around Halloween. It's spooky enough. 42 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,960 And of course, I always love kind of taking a crap on shark 43 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,960 movies that are not great. But this one I got to say for it 44 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,920 was not the worst one I reviewed. 45 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,760 I'm hoping that that comes through here. 46 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:25,760 Came out in 2018 and was directed by John Turtelob. 47 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,040 I don't even know if that's how you say it. 48 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,320 It looks like there's turtle in his name. 49 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,920 Pretty cool. And it actually was adapted from 50 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,960 a book called The Meg, a novel of deep terror. 51 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,640 And just kind of give an even better overview. 52 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,760 Google provides that. Previously thought to be 53 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,160 extinct, a massive creature attacks a deep sea submersible, 54 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,280 leaving it disabled and trapping the crew at the Pacific. 55 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,640 With time running out, a visionary oceanographer recruits 56 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,400 rescue diver Jonas Taylor, played by Jason's Jason Statham. 57 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,000 We love him to save the crew and the sea itself from an 58 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,560 unimaginable threat, a 75 foot long prehistoric shark known as 59 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,960 the Megalodon. So the overview did not give me 60 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,920 a lot of hope. And then watching some of the 61 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,840 trailers and ads, I thought it was going to be pretty stupid. 62 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,200 I really did not have high hopes going into this already. 63 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:17,040 Kind of like put it below Jaws 'cause I figured, you know, Jaws 64 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,320 is the greatest shark movie in many people's eyes. 65 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,720 So I figured it's not to be as great as that, but it's not to 66 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,200 be as ridiculous as like 47 meters down was and definitely 67 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,200 not as ridiculous as Sharknado. So I kind of figured it was 68 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,440 going to be on that like second ground really hovering around 47 69 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,560 meters, but barely any of your pre watch takes. 70 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:41,000 So I think I was pretty open to doing something like this. 71 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,400 Like you said, Charles has always kind of been the standard 72 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,520 for me for shark movies. Like I still haven't seen 47 73 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,720 meters down. My my extent with that movie 74 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,720 comes from rest in peace. Comedian Ralphie May talking 75 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,960 about watching that movie. I'm not going to go deep in 76 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:03,080 depth into what he says because not quite friendly, but please 77 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,640 go look it up. It's it's quite funny, but no, 78 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,200 that's about my son with that movie. 79 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,880 Jaws was is kind of like the staple for me. 80 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,920 So I'm going into this. I was skeptical for that in that 81 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,280 in that sense, but I love Jason Statham. 82 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,519 I've seen a lot of I love a good action movie. 83 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,079 So seeing him and all, especially a lot of the fast and 84 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:23,280 furious movies, which the more and more they keep coming out 85 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,440 with those, the more I'm like, can we please just put it to 86 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,000 bed? But it is so cool. 87 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Just fast cars, that kind of stuff. 88 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,920 Going to have fast 30 at some point. 89 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,920 Yeah, no, genuinely. And it's going to be like the 90 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,000 Rock Johnson on his deathbed, Vin Diesel on his deathbed, 91 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,400 setting up like the next generation of Fast and Furious 92 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,360 People. I'm like what? 93 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,360 I'm waiting for them to quite literally jump the shark the 94 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,040 same way that they had the fawns do. 95 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,600 Like I'm just waiting for them to have some scene like that so 96 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,920 that way people can literally say they have jumped the shark 97 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,040 again. I'm here for it. 98 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,120 I love that. Yeah. 99 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,600 I mean, other than Jaws and really like Shark Week, I hadn't 100 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,640 really dabbled too, too much into a lot of cinematography 101 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,160 that had been done around sharks. 102 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,120 So this was definitely something new. 103 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,240 But I think I kind of told you earlier, you know, I mean, it 104 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,080 wasn't awful. I didn't hate it, but it didn't 105 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,040 wow me like Jaws did kind of thing. 106 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:14,680 I think I kind of had that that feeling going into this and as 107 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,360 I'll later describe, it kind of did feel that way for me. 108 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,760 Oh yeah, it definitely was not a bad movie by any means. 109 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,480 I there are some ridiculous parts which we're going to go 110 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,760 into, but I mean just like I think off RIP. 111 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,960 What really irritated me was just kind of how ridiculous some 112 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,040 of the scenes were. Like the opening scene, for 113 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,200 example, kind of gives you no really background or anything. 114 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,640 They kind of just jump right into it. 115 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,880 Jason Statham's down on a sunken ship or sunken submersible, and 116 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,440 he's throwing guys around. It looks like he's, like beating 117 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,760 people up, but he's actually, like, saving people or whatever. 118 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,440 It's a lot of action immediately. 119 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,480 And like, it explodes. And essentially what it's trying 120 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,040 to show is like, yeah, Jason Statham's character, which, by 121 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,120 the way, I'm going to refer to him as Jason Statham the entire 122 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,400 review. I did not care to learn his name 123 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,520 once throughout this movie, nor did it ever stay. 124 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,080 I think it's like Jonas or something like that. 125 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,600 But I'm like, I did not pay attention to his name because 126 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,560 every time he's on the screen, I'm like, it's Jason Statham. 127 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,760 So I will say that like for these like ridiculous shark 128 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,280 movies, and I characterize it in the ridiculous cause any movie 129 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,920 in my opinion that uses a shark as the main villain is already 130 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,360 ridiculous. Jaws included. 131 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,160 Love it, but it's also ridiculous. 132 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,400 But having all these well known actors in movies like this 133 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,680 almost Take Me Out of it because it feels like it's a cameo in a 134 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,840 movie that I myself can't usually take serious. 135 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,680 But anyway, with Jason Statham ripping everyone out, the 136 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,960 submarines exploding, you're kind of just like what is 137 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,080 happening here. Like, it didn't give me a whole 138 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,400 lot there. And then we're immediately 139 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:46,600 brought to some boat where Rainn Wilson, who plays Dwight from 140 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,240 The Office, is now just on scene. 141 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,440 And I'm like, so we've got Jason Statham and Dwight together, and 142 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,960 both of them are great actors. I got to give him that. 143 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,720 Interesting combination. Right. 144 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,320 For real. Like who in the world is going 145 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,240 to put Dwight Schrute and and Jason stayed them together? 146 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,920 Like it it just doesn't seem and both of them played their roles 147 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,680 phenomenally in this movie. This is not a shot at either of 148 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,080 them. Like they both did it. 149 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,160 But like this was an odd casting call but it it paid off. 150 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,800 They they did a great job. But he pulls up on the scene and 151 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,200 says some random crap in Mandarin, which evidently 152 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,040 translates completely wrong because he's incorrect. 153 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,120 And essentially like, it creates this kind of awkward scene which 154 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,400 does show the disconnect between Dwight's character, Brain 155 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,040 Wilson's character, who is funding the whole operation 156 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,760 essentially. But it is rather funny that they 157 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,240 have this powerhouse there now as the scene progresses a little 158 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,680 bit. There wasn't a whole lot of note 159 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,040 for me to put there. So I kind of jumped to when they 160 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,920 finally get in the first submersible. 161 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,040 That is actually the main point of this movie. 162 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,320 And they have the two guys in the back that are kind of like 163 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:54,040 the Co pilots say that sex, food, power and money are the 164 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,360 motivators for them. And that just made me laugh. 165 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,040 I was not expecting that to come within 10 minutes of the start 166 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,760 of the movie. But we're already on to what 167 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,640 motivates the sub crew. And mind you, I'd also like to 168 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,360 point out in the opening scene, we did not see the shark. 169 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,840 We are about 10-15 minutes into this. 170 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,360 I think it took like 20 or 30 minutes before the shark even 171 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,680 shows up. And it's just a bunch of like, 172 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,400 knocking stuff around. And I'm like, OK, So the reason 173 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,960 for that submersible, though, is they're trying to explore the 174 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,360 deepest parts of the ocean, which as many of us know, over 175 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,480 80% of the ocean has not been explored up to this point. 176 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,200 Or at least that was the last number I looked at. 177 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,960 I'd have to double check back into that. 178 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,840 But they're trying to say it's undiscovered. 179 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,880 And it's undiscovered, the lowest bits because there's just 180 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,159 dust essentially in the way because all of our powerful 181 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,799 equipment can't get through some sea dust, you know. 182 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:47,320 So there's actually evidently this really heated underground 183 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,240 area under the water that is apparently hiding megalodons, 184 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,520 which is rather ridiculous in my opinion. 185 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:57,840 So it. With with that aspect, I I 186 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,000 definitely see that a little bit. 187 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,960 It just makes me think back and I know you and I have had this 188 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,720 conversation. I don't think it made it into 189 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,400 the episode that we did, but it was about like Shark week and 190 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,720 they made this fake movie about a megalodon being real and all 191 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,400 that. There was a part in there too, 192 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,920 where like one of the the boat sank, but it was completely 193 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,640 flipped over underwater and like three people were still there 194 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,160 and they had like an air pocket of water at the bottom of the 195 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,320 ocean floor. I'm like that. 196 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,440 No, there's there's no, there's no that scientifically cannot 197 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,040 happen. Like what? 198 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,160 Right, no. And like that's kind of the the 199 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,640 thing with it, like one of the main questions I always get 200 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,360 asked when it comes to megalodons is could they still 201 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,840 exist? Which like I've said a million 202 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,600 times, I've got a degree in social work. 203 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,600 I'm not actually like a marine biologist or anything like that, 204 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,840 but everything that I've looked into the prey has gotten too 205 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,600 small. They would have to be eating 206 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,560 about as much as a whale shark does on the daily except for 207 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:55,360 they eat krill, which are a lot easier to get in mass amounts 208 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,920 versus having to eat that same amount of Mako sharks in a day. 209 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,400 Like something that big just is going to have a tough time 210 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,240 getting that competition. And also they preferred shallow 211 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:10,240 waters so they were in shallower sea like warm sea areas like 212 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,960 they were tropical sharks. They're thought to be closer to 213 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,400 Makos. So it's very odd that they're a 214 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,800 modeled after great whites and B this movie would have them be 215 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,240 over 11,000 meters down. That is not the habitat they'd 216 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,000 be in. Which is what threw me off 217 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,320 because I was like they were they liked warm water. 218 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,800 Why are they where it would be cold? 219 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,800 But we'll get more into that. I will add that they have the 220 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,280 sub get bumped twice during like the intro scene and that's 221 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,560 actually rather accurate to what a shark would do. 222 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,960 They're going to try to figure out what something is and if 223 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,680 you've ever seen a bruv or for those that do not remember what 224 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,440 that stands for, that's the baited remote underwater video. 225 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,000 You'll see those on Shark Week and Shark Fest a lot. 226 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,160 But sharks will bump it first to figure out what it is. 227 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,000 They're curious. They don't have hands, they 228 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,960 don't know if it can hurt you. So what they're going to do is 229 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,680 they're going to bump it and then they'll go to get it. 230 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,680 But what this shark does after it bumps it 2 times is that then 231 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,880 and just kind of picks it up, holds it, latches onto it and 232 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,120 just kind of keeps going for a while on taking down this sub, 233 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,320 which is rather fart fetched. They'd probably take a bite to 234 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,960 see if it was food. If it was great, delete it. 235 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,000 If not, there's going to leave and it's not really worth their 236 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,680 time. So the fact that the shark kind 237 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,720 of keeps coming back, it doesn't make any sense either to me 238 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,120 because the lights on, yeah, sure, that'll like, get its 239 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,160 attention. But even the most curious 240 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,000 sharks, like, oceanic white tips, are very curious and like, 241 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,720 crackling a water bottle, like, having, like, something like 242 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,200 that will get their attention very easily. 243 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,200 But like, if you're flickering lights on and off, like, after a 244 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,800 while, the sharks are smart enough to realize, OK, it's the 245 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,600 same thing that I just looked at, like, I don't need to keep 246 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,880 going back and slamming into this thing. 247 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,320 Evidently, the megalodon. No, it's just going to keep 248 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,200 slamming into it and calling it a great day because that's what 249 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,280 it did in this movie. And I don't know why, but yeah, 250 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,960 it hates lights. He hates the captain, and 251 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,720 apparently he hated the captain so much it nudged the Subs that 252 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,280 way. She gets stabbed by a 253 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:02,000 screwdriver, which was nowhere nearby in the scene previously. 254 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,840 So I don't know why that got thrown there. 255 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,640 Like the guy who So the character, the wall is the one 256 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,720 that's like hot wiring the sub to get it back up. 257 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,160 It gets bumped, there's nothing near her. 258 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,920 And then she comes back up in the next scene. 259 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,320 She's got like a screwdriver in her. 260 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,040 And I'm like, OK, that makes sense. 261 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,560 But we then are back up at the surface at the main base they 262 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,920 have Sue Yin who is like the main marine biologists daughter 263 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,760 who's also a diver from herself. But she just takes a glider from 264 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:34,080 the sub and then just like goes down like she's going to go save 265 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,440 them but doesn't really have a plan at all or at least doesn't 266 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,400 share it with anyone. So I literally wrote in my notes 267 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,200 the hell is she going to do? And I'm still waiting on an 268 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,600 answer. I don't know what her plan was 269 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,040 going into this. It seemed like she didn't have 270 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,880 one. And even Sun Yin's daughter is 271 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:55,000 like making jokes during this process and is like unironically 272 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,680 one of the most funny characters in this movie. 273 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,720 Like she was the Comic Relief and played it very well because 274 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,000 there were some parts that made no sense. 275 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,440 And I was like, you know what? I'm glad this little girl is 276 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,480 here because she actually makes it somewhat funnier and much 277 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,400 more bearable. And I'd also like to say I've 278 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,880 never been in a sub, but when Jason Statham gets in his sub 279 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,520 and starts flying down to like catch up with them, first of 280 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,280 all, screw all pressure like stabilization. 281 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,080 He just flies down 11,000 meters like it's nothing, has a little 282 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,960 Nosebleed, but then he's fine. That didn't make sense to me. 283 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,880 And then secondly, as he's going down, it's making like World War 284 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,800 2 airplane noises. And I don't think that Subs are 285 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,800 supposed to do that. It was massively confused. 286 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,040 Really hear anything down underwater, unless you're one of 287 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,560 the animals who can pick up on all of those. 288 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,120 That would be my guess because of course, it's kind of like 289 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,680 when you've been in a pool and like you go underwater and try 290 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,920 to yell something to your friend and see if they'll hear you. 291 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,960 And you guys can never make out what it is you'd hear like some 292 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,360 creaking of what you're in. What I imagine. 293 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,000 Like I said, I've never been in the sub, but like, I imagine 294 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,320 it'd be similar to that. Like you, unless you have a 295 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,000 device outside your sub listening to the water around 296 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,680 you, you shouldn't hear the noises the animals are making. 297 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,760 Especially when like later scenes they have the whales like 298 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,040 singing and stuff. I'm like, you better have mics 299 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,320 right on the other side of that glass or else you're hearing 300 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,960 nothing and you're seeing whales dance or whatever. 301 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,600 But you know, at that point there's still no sharks for like 302 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,720 20 minutes in. They also are showing all these 303 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,680 vents of gas underneath the dust, which I guess is causing 304 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,440 the dust. If there's vents, usually 305 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:30,240 they're like Thermo, so they're usually warm in some way. 306 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,520 And I'm like, OK, why? Like why is it not like we 307 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,800 haven't discussed if it's like why they're down here if it's 308 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800 warm or anything like that. So at this point I'm like, I 309 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800 feel like it should happen. Which later they do actually 310 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,960 have it. So that way it is in fact warm, 311 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,680 which also is a weird thing that we're going to go over. 312 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,160 But once we get back to SU Yin, she now is just staring at the 313 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,280 other sub that's stuck and she goes, you know what? 314 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,800 I'm going to stare here for a minute. 315 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,840 And then she also gets attacked because why wouldn't she? 316 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,800 You know, this is a shark movie where it's going to have the 317 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,520 shark go after everything because screw what it normally 318 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,040 would do, and it actually gets attacked by a squid. 319 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,240 First we get a little misdirection, which is wild 320 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,360 because every animal down there just hates every ship they can 321 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:12,680 see. But. 322 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,400 Not the first misdirect. They, the sea creatures of the 323 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,680 Meg, like to pull on this this crew. 324 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,720 Oh my gosh, for real. They it's like, I literally, I 325 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,000 think later wrote about something like that because I 326 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,200 was like, there's just so many moments where you're like, this 327 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,120 isn't it? This, this isn't the end. 328 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,600 They're going to keep going. They're going to push us an 329 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,360 extra 50 minutes. There's I think if I'm thinking 330 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,240 of what you're thinking, will we get to that point? 331 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,520 There's I definitely have thoughts on regard to that and 332 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,440 not necessarily like the the real life aspects, but it more 333 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:47,400 in terms of like the, the the the cinematography and like 334 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,520 that, just the the overall making and the the effect I 335 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,480 think they were going for right. Well, we'll, we'll get to that 336 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,400 when when we get later into this movie. 337 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,040 I'm so glad you you also added that because Oh my goodness, I 338 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,840 can like the beginning of the movie. 339 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,600 Like like I said, this was a good movie. 340 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,480 I'm not going to tear into this as bad as I did Sharknado, but 341 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,400 there were some things that I was like, what are we doing 342 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,160 here? And the cinematography from a 343 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,120 cinematography standpoint also pretty solid, except for some 344 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,160 small minor things. But it's I don't understand 345 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,600 their choice in writing here to have every deep sea animal just 346 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,600 want to automatically just attack anything that comes 347 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,080 anywhere near them. It made no sense. 348 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,480 Most animals are skittish. Yeah, absolutely. 349 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,400 It's this is some anti SeaWorld type 20. 25. 350 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,840 They're pro shark finning. I know it. 351 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,840 They're actually not They actually made a statement 352 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,560 against that in this film. So go team. 353 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,680 We love it. But they finally get there and 354 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,920 SU Yin is her, her ship can't do much and she's like, no, Jason 355 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,440 Statham, I can help you. And he's like, absolutely not 356 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,360 get out of here. So Ben's be damned. 357 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,440 She also just like launches herself 11,000 meters up into 358 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,080 the water and is also fine. The like, I, I need to get a 359 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,720 doctor in here because I feel like you should not just be able 360 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,440 to walk around later. I feel like if divers come up a 361 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,920 little too quickly, they're like out of Commission for a week. 362 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,359 And these superhumans are just fine. 363 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,280 Like they're all just pressure effects them. 364 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,200 Not at all. Honestly didn't even think about 365 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,000 that either. Like going through the movie. 366 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,079 But now that you bring it up, I yeah, yeah, I'm like. 367 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,000 It really did not make a lick of sense. 368 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,160 I was like, like, I'm not great at science, but I've been to 369 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,000 enough science classes to know the basic rules. 370 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,240 Like, well, I think. That's Oh my gosh. 371 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,760 Like you have the knowledge to understand, for the most part, 372 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,200 the science behind it. I don't fully understand the 373 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,760 science behind it. So I'm like, all right, yeah, 374 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,280 that could check out. And then you're just like laying 375 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,600 out how it's not like a good thing I didn't go into studying 376 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,760 science. It helps that we did both go to 377 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,920 the same college for a little bit. 378 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,560 I think that they might not be the greatest science college. 379 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,280 It's fine, it's fine, love it to death, but. 380 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,760 Their teacher school. They really are. 381 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,400 And nurses. And nurses. 382 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,200 They really were the two highest ones. 383 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:03,480 God love them so like to also add I am not an expert on Meg 384 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,560 behavior but most sharks like great whites, Makos, and tigers 385 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,880 aren't going to keep destroying the same thing over and over 386 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,560 again. Especially if it's just laying 387 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,440 on the floor of the ocean like they're going to go check it 388 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,000 out. If it's not providing food and 389 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,720 it's not a danger to them, there's going to leave it alone. 390 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,880 So the fact he keeps coming back is ridiculous. 391 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,520 Now Jason Statham does get to save 2 out of 3 crew members. 392 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:32,320 Unfortunately as he's trying to save the third one, I forget his 393 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,800 name, but he's the guy that was in Heroes and Hawaii 5 O so that 394 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,840 actor. But he is there and sacrifices 395 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,520 himself so that way everyone else can be saved. 396 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,800 And he gets back to the surface and Soo Yin immediately comes in 397 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,440 and like yelling at him because apparently he didn't save people 398 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,800 from the first mega attack. So then this one, they're like 399 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,440 this is what you do, you're terrible. 400 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,920 And I'm like, hey, this dude just saved your life and two 401 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,080 others. But you know, 100% success rate 402 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,440 wasn't here. So he's going to yell at him. 403 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,560 That's great, I'm sure he's going to stay and at no point 404 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,480 did he ever consider leaving after this. 405 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,800 Which I'm sorry if y'all call me to the middle of the ocean to 406 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:10,120 come dive down 11,000 meters and save some people and I save all 407 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,560 but one and y'all start yelling at me I'm leaving. 408 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,320 I don't care what happens next, I'm not putting up with this. 409 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,920 Well, I think the big thing for me with that real quick is also 410 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,400 the fact that, you know, he was on this five years prior to the 411 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,720 movie as one of like the experts. 412 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,360 So you're calling him back in because he has prior knowledge? 413 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,080 Listen to him. What? 414 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,600 Like what? Right, that made no sense. 415 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,000 I don't. Care who it is. 416 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080 It could be. It could have been the roles 417 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,760 reversed where the woman had been here. 418 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,200 I don't care. Listen to the person who's been 419 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,720 there like they have the knowledge and experience. 420 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,000 They're going to be your, so to speak. 421 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,840 Your your your light through the tunnel. 422 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,360 I will say though, that does actually check out IRL because 423 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,360 how many times have you worked for someone and you're like, oh, 424 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,440 what if we tried it this way? And then they're like, that's 425 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,520 never going to work and you're like, I've done this more than 426 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,080 you. Yes, it will like so I guess 427 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,120 that is rather Laura accurate. So that is that is fair, but 428 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,960 still rather wild that they immediately came up and they're 429 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,880 like this guy sucks. Like what are we doing? 430 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,640 Well, I mean, maybe they weren't really trying to portray the 431 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,600 shark properly, maybe they just wanted to portray how how crazy 432 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,360 humans can be at times, right? See the real villains for the 433 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,360 humans we met along the way. Who knew but from there. 434 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,640 Now this also irritated me the whole movie because the 435 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,080 megalodon anatomy, as mentioned previously, is always portrayed 436 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,240 as a ginormous great white. And that's not true. 437 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,720 They're more closely related to Makos. 438 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,480 So they would have been a lot more slender, pointy, your nose 439 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,280 not as fat and much more speed based. 440 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,840 This one, they put essentially a great white which has like a 441 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,880 very full belly in this movie because every time you see that 442 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,760 shark, it is rather fat even for a great white. 443 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,760 And that thing is booking it through the water. 444 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,520 And I'm like, no shark is going to be doing this on a full 445 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,880 stomach. They're going to just be resting 446 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,240 at this point. Because with how much this shark 447 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,440 ate throughout the movie, it's going to be hanging out like 448 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,840 it's set for probably a month. But this one in particular 449 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,440 evidently was like, Nah, I'm going to eat everything and 450 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,160 anything and it's going to be fine and great. 451 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,520 And I'm going to keep eating and going after the same people 452 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,000 instead of going after all these easier things because I can. 453 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,800 And you're like OK, fine. I guess now when they're back at 454 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,200 the base to the Meg starts staring at Sun Yin's daughter, 455 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,320 which I also forgot her name. So I just keep referring to her 456 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,160 as tiny child throughout my notes. 457 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,000 But it just stares at tiny child through the the glass, which 458 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,200 also I feel like if there's glass underwater, the air inside 459 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,920 is not going to let you see from the outside. 460 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,560 But movie going to movie and I'm also at at this point I looked 461 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,400 and I was like what area is this shark inhabiting? 462 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,160 Like this is when I realized shark like the megalodon did not 463 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,480 inhabit water this deep. And it didn't click until that 464 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,760 moment when I saw it at the base level. 465 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,880 Like because they had to dive down thousands of meters to get 466 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,000 to it. Why is it now suddenly thousands 467 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,760 of meters higher? Which is not uncommon for all 468 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,800 sharks, but for cold blooded sharks such as the Mako, that is 469 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,920 nuts unless you're migrating for the season. 470 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,640 But like cookie cutter sharks will migrate a couple 100 meters 471 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,200 every day from like the top to the bottom to like feed and 472 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,600 things like that. But also the amount of energy 473 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,720 they have to use to do that is made-up for in the amount that 474 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,040 they can eat when they're hunting. 475 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,240 So this megalodon just be completely out of energy, which 476 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,680 I guess makes sense why it's always eating. 477 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,280 But still, that's I'm not even giving them that credit because 478 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,560 you definitely didn't mean to do that. 479 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,240 Like there's no reason they meant to do that. 480 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,040 It also is a legend of jump scares because it waits 481 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,600 perfectly for like the child to be sitting there and like 482 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,400 noticing something things off before it jumped scares in to 483 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,920 like bite the glass. But it even thinks about that 484 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,080 for a second because it's like, oh, maybe it's going to be like 485 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,240 an intelligent moment where it has like this staring with the 486 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,440 child and everything goes great and they love it. 487 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,920 Nope, it still tries to eat the child through the glass and 488 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,720 everyone's like, wait, where's the child? 489 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,440 I'm like, there's one child on this whole base and we've lost 490 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,360 her. What are we doing? 491 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,520 Like you think anyone would pay attention to like the 8 year old 492 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,800 on board, but Nope, it's her playground. 493 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,360 We've only had a monster attack multiple team members leave the 494 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,320 child. Well by herself. 495 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,120 She can fend for herself. She's good. 496 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,480 I teach them young, right? Let them learn at a young age 497 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,720 what the real world is. Welcome to the real world. 498 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,960 You're just gonna get eaten by sharks. 499 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,840 Oh my God. This movie was fun though. 500 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,320 Now the next thing I wrote is so it's determined. 501 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,080 They have opened a hole in the warm water below the dust, which 502 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,720 I put in air quotes so the Meg could escape. 503 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,960 After that I just wrote dot dot dot. 504 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,720 Huh? What do you mean? 505 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,160 Essentially, to describe it a bit better, when they both kind 506 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,080 of release the emergency, like we need to get out of here, like 507 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,520 lift up from below the dust. Apparently they both created 508 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,840 like a parting in the dust that let the water raise about 25°C, 509 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,320 they said, which is also very drastic. 510 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,920 And they're supposedly coming through this dust, which then 511 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,880 created a hole for the megalodon to escape. 512 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,840 And they mentioned that they created that. 513 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,960 Like, wait, so you're saying we created a shark highway? 514 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,520 And then my brain immediately went to the most recent shark 515 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,640 Fest where they had super shark highway around South Africa. 516 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,280 And then I wanted to watch that more, but unfortunately I had to 517 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,400 finish watching this movie. So that's kind of lets you know 518 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,240 when this goes off the rails, where my brain went from this 519 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,160 moment in the movie to the ending. 520 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,880 Now through this is also when Jason Statham starts flirting 521 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,160 with Soon Yin and it's awkward. Not like because of Jason 522 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,160 Statham. It just felt so forced because 523 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,520 we literally went from like a scene ago where she's like, you 524 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,520 killed him, you suck, I hate you to then she comes back and it's 525 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,560 like, I was I was mad and I'm sorry. 526 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,040 Would you like to have a love arc here or like, what are we 527 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,840 doing? Like, it felt not forced, but it 528 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,640 just felt not natural, you know? Like it was like it seemed like 529 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,120 she kind of like took her shot, which I was like, OK, like this 530 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,000 is probably like you're having that flood of emotions after a 531 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,920 near death experience. Like, OK, like psychologically 532 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,040 that makes sense. And then she suddenly just like 533 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,600 you're you're I caught you getting out of the shower. 534 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,000 Like I'm going to leave now. Stares at him for 10 more 535 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,880 seconds. I'm leaving Spooky. 536 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,400 Like what? I've seen that booty. 537 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,280 I'm in. I'm in love, please come home to 538 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,720 me. Jason Statham, if you're 539 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,120 listening. Bailey is available. 540 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,440 Hit him up. Yeah, he can tell you exactly 541 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,160 where to find him. Hot taste from the bleachers. 542 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,280 Leave a comment. Yeah, leave a comment. 543 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,520 I will. I will respond back. 544 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,960 But I need, I need like video proof that it is you Jason, not 545 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,040 just some random scrub on the Internet. 546 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,800 Only video proof will deem a response from me. 547 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,720 Someone's going to send you some Sora AI stuff, I swear. 548 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,880 Bailey, it's me, Jason. I'm going to have like 85 549 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,040 comments on the next episode I drop and it's all just going to 550 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,120 be like like, hi daddy, it's Jason. 551 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:49,320 I'm going to be like, bro what? Shark here's please go comment. 552 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,640 Hi, Bailey, it's Jason underneath every episode 553 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,480 repeatedly. That's all I want. 554 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,960 And then also tell him your favorite shark. 555 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,320 I'm going to fill your comments with Fred. 556 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,360 Actually tell him your favorite San Jose shark. 557 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,400 Even better, just a random hockey player. 558 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,080 Honestly, but your favorite shark, your favorite sport, 559 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,080 favorite player, I'll take any of it. 560 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,600 I'll know if it's if it's any of that, I'll know you came from 561 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,720 either one of us. It will be greatly appreciative 562 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,480 of it. Absolutely. 563 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,200 Absolutely. And I mean, I'm going to send 564 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,280 you all to say the weirdest stuff to them in the comments. 565 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,080 It's going to be great. We love it. 566 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,000 Just just just you wait. We're, we're when we, when we 567 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,040 slowly build up that following, we'll, we'll, we'll return the 568 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,160 favor. Yeah, we're with it now. 569 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,000 This is when they decide to go in and they're going to tag the 570 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,960 shark because they got to track it somehow, right? 571 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,040 So they decide they're going to tag the shark. 572 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,800 Not a terrible idea, but they for some reason put Jason 573 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,800 Statham on a wench and sent him out in the ocean to then tag 574 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,760 this shark, which you can do from the boat. 575 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,160 Why are we in the water with it? I think they're trying to do the 576 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,320 whole, it's we're too noticeable in a big boat, so we send a 577 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,040 single person, they're not going to notice it. 578 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,520 It is believed that Megalodon also had the ampullae of 579 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,480 Lorenzini, which were the things that detect the electronic 580 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,760 pulses in the water. Guess who has a heartbeat? 581 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,960 Asin Statham. Guess who'd be detected by the 582 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,240 shark? Asin Statham. 583 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,920 So that was just dumb. But then on top of it, when he 584 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,080 shoots it, it doesn't recognize anything. 585 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,120 It's like, Yep, everything's fine. 586 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,360 They're like, all right, pull them in. 587 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,880 So they start pulling the wench in, which then the vibrations 588 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,840 from that are what bring the shark to then turn and start 589 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,280 going after them. So we've established the 590 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,280 vibrations of the wench are what bringing that shark towards the 591 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,080 boat. Why does he then suddenly care 592 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,960 about Jason Statham, who let's be real, a 75 foot shark is not 593 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,440 even going to see him as he's like barreling towards the boat, 594 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,080 but instead goes, Nah, going to go for this tiny man right here 595 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,040 instead of the giant vibrating thing that is actually pissing 596 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,880 me off. So that made no sense. 597 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,120 And then they proceed to also just drag Jason Statham under 598 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,920 the water via the wench and like the boat taking off to outrun 599 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,600 the Meg, which I understand we have to keep Jason Statham safe 600 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,800 from the Meg. But at the same time, you're 601 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,080 also now just like dragging him and drowning him underwater. 602 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,840 And somehow at no point does he come up coughing. 603 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,280 He just is perfectly timed with when he has air and when he 604 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,360 needs to hold his breath to out swim this Meg. 605 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:10,120 It it made no sense. Notorious. 606 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,280 Notorious for that in his action movies. 607 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,280 Just want to say love you daddy Jason. 608 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,080 Thank you. Holding his breath underwater 609 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,520 for half an hour. What? 610 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,360 All the all the CIA operative movies where he gets like 611 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,280 waterboarded for torture because they're trying to get 612 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,240 information from him and he's just like, no, I'll hold firm. 613 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,320 And that's why everybody loves Jason Statham, because he holds 614 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,400 firm. He gets waterboarded for eons 615 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,720 and then somehow escapes the camp like he's, I don't know, 616 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,040 like some crazy. He's Jason Statham. 617 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,920 Exactly. Of course you can do this. 618 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,400 I did not realize that. That's OK. 619 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,680 So no, Chuck. I'm sorry, Jason. 620 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,360 I did not understand your game. My fault. 621 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,840 Like, I'll take a step back here. 622 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,280 I did not realize we were dealing with Aquaman up in here. 623 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,040 That's crazy. Which directly under this. 624 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,640 That's the other Jason. There's too many Jasons. 625 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,240 Next. I want to bring Jason Bateman in 626 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,040 here somehow. Yeah, but they. 627 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,280 All have really must have good lung capacity. 628 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,440 Dude, they know how to hold their breath. 629 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,120 I'm also realizing Jason Bateman did in fact make his his way 630 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,640 into action films as he did. He starred in A Carry On, which 631 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,840 I'm now realizing no way. The Jason trifecta, If they all 632 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,000 make a movie together, it's over. 633 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,080 The world's just going to implode. 634 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,960 I would like to add, I did directly underneath that last 635 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,760 point, but I'm not understanding Jason Statham's character in 636 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,160 this. That is the whole line. 637 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,160 That's the whole note. I was like, I don't understand 638 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,760 why he's here, what he's doing. Like he did the thing he was 639 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,640 hired here to do. Why is he still here? 640 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,240 Pure purely action, no explanation. 641 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,280 Yep, there was no explanation at all. 642 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,920 So they then realized, well, well, hey, wait a minute, We got 643 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,520 we got to take this shark out somehow. 644 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,800 And the best way to do that's going to be poison because Yep, 645 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,880 poison. So we go ahead and Sun Yin is 646 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,800 like I'm a get in the cage. Why? 647 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,120 She's like, I've done dives like this hundreds of times, and 648 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,760 Jason Statham goes not like this. 649 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,560 And she's goes, yeah. And then they get in the cage. 650 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,160 Good transition. Love that. 651 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,760 Now this cage also, it, it makes no sense. 652 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,040 This whole scene makes no sense at all because they're like, 653 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,080 this glass isn't going to break. OK, this glass is not going to 654 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,080 break under anything you've tested it under, but you've not 655 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,920 tested it under the bite force of what a megalodon can produce 656 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,480 a lot more. So OK, we're just throwing human 657 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,000 bait out there. Fantastic. 658 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,400 Also, the first sharks that show up are great whites, Makos, and 659 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,600 a hammerhead. Why is the hammerhead there? 660 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,680 They prefer shallow coastal waters. 661 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,920 Why in the hell is it in the open ocean? 662 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,960 There is no reason a hammerhead's going to just hang 663 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,280 out like they're notorious for being up and down the East Coast 664 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,440 and all around Florida. What are we doing? 665 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,320 Why are they there? They're not supposed to be. 666 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,720 They're just hanging out in the open ocean, having a great old 667 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,160 time. But. 668 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,200 Don't hammerheads go up into like rivers a little bit? 669 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,760 Or am I thinking more like blue sharks and bull? 670 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,920 Sharks. That's actually bull sharks. 671 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,280 So bull sharks are the ones that like going into rivers, but 672 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,320 there are, they do love bays and estuaries, especially the OR not 673 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,440 California, Carolina hammerhead. They prefer the waters around 674 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,520 the Carolinas. That's actually where they go to 675 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,440 breed and pup. They're also one of the smaller 676 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,920 ones, but not as small as the scalloped. 677 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,760 But even the great hammerheads I prefer like the shallow waters 678 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,240 and like the beaches around Florida. 679 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,840 I'm like Clearwater has them. They're really big around the 680 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,920 Keys and also over like towards Miami, Fort Lauderdale area. 681 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,280 They're like really high in population there. 682 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,240 But no, every year someone sends me a video or some post of 683 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,640 someone being like, Oh my gosh, look, there's a hammerhead in 684 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,720 Ocean City. And it's like, yeah, they hang 685 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,480 out in the Bay, like on the other side of the bridges there. 686 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,520 They just hang out. They like the bridges that 687 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,880 brings fish, so they just eat them. 688 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,360 And every year people like, wait, we have hammerheads, We 689 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,840 get whales and manatees in the Bay. 690 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,880 Yeah, we got a lot. Like there's a lot of water. 691 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,400 Usually you can see dolphins from the beach here in. 692 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,400 Maryland, right? So it's like common sense, you 693 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,760 know, dolphins are there. Surely there's got to be 694 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,320 something that's going to want to eat them. 695 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,200 Surely there's stuff that's they're going to want to eat 696 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,000 there. And you know who shares a very 697 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,200 similar diet? Dolphins and sharks. 698 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,480 So if a dolphin's there, good chance there could be a shark 699 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,840 nearby. If you ever see a bait ball, 700 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,840 decent shot, it's either a dolphin or a shark. 701 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,880 And just because there's one there doesn't mean the other is 702 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,960 not also present. They'll sometimes put their 703 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,560 grievances aside and just have a meal. 704 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,400 It's nice. It's what the world should do. 705 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,640 That we need that we need to be more like dolphins and sharks. 706 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,720 Let's be real. Absolutely. 707 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,240 Like we'll mess each other up all the time, but like as soon 708 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,800 as we all come together, we have that common third enemy that's 709 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,640 like, you know what, screw this mackerel. 710 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,720 We're going to eat it. Like that's, that's what we got 711 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,920 to do. It's like just everyone start 712 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,280 hating on mackerel. It's like us with our Yankees 713 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,000 fans or us with our Red Sox fans were just like, you know what? 714 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,000 Look at a Red Sox fan like, yeah, we don't like this guy. 715 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,080 But then you look at the Yankees fan, we're like, yeah, I don't 716 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,800 like this guy either, though. Let's do. 717 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,280 It no, it's, it's, it's quite literally last night I was at a 718 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,560 Halloween party and someone pulled out Game 7 on their phone 719 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,040 and there was one guy rooting for the Dodgers. 720 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,760 And the rest of us are like rooting for the Jays. 721 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,320 And we're like, wait, don't you support this team? 722 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,640 We're like, yeah, but we just hate the Dodgers right now. 723 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,040 Like we were like, we just can't have them win again. 724 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,760 Come on, like let's give it to the Jays. 725 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,400 I'm like, there's too many Orioles on there. 726 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,840 We'd need them to win this. But it was like, I think like a 727 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,240 Red Sox fan. There was an Angels fan, there 728 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,520 was Orioles fan. Like we had like just so many 729 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,000 different teams fans being like, let's go Jays and the one 730 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,280 Dodgers fans like, yeah, they did it. 731 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120 And we're like, OK, that fun man. 732 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,880 I'm going to go drink my sorrows from. 733 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,120 The Colorado Auto Buffalo game last night where somebody 734 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,680 accidentally flew to Colorado instead of Toronto for Game 7, 735 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,440 so they went to the college football game instead of Game 7. 736 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,200 Oh my God, I would lose it. I'd be so upset. 737 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,840 I'd be more upset than watching shark movies that portray sharks 738 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,360 wrong. Oh my goodness. 739 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,440 I would be too. I'd be Game 7 as opposed to a 740 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,400 college football game. And that's very different vibes. 741 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:46,920 Yeah, very. Yeah. 742 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,040 I mean, both can be fun, don't get it twisted. 743 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,440 But it's just like. If I paid the money to go to 744 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,120 game seven, my God. But I'm. 745 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,040 Barreling my way through those gates until I'm in my seats if 746 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,280 I'm going to Game 7. Oh for real, in getting back to 747 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,200 sharks not being portrayed accurately because the next 748 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,120 thing they have in this freaking cage is Sun Yin in the cage 749 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,719 being swallowed like a pill. And she's fine somehow for the 750 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,040 most part. And Jason Statham just puts like 751 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,679 a small air canister on his back and like throws a mask on and 752 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:22,360 dives in with no weapons. I was like, is he just going to 753 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,719 go punch the shark? Like what's he about to do here? 754 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,639 Like this makes no sense. He it's a 60 foot shark. 755 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,600 Sorry, 75. Let me correct myself. 756 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,040 What is he doing? Like is he just going to jump 757 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,360 in? And like it's either he's going 758 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,400 to punch it, he's going to threaten to sue it. 759 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,600 I don't know what he's about to do, but it makes no sense. 760 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,560 I was like, I admire the confidence. 761 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:47,400 What during the rescue, though, even more crew members fall into 762 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,360 the water and they just this is a reoccurring event that just 763 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,040 keeps happening is that the people on this expedition cannot 764 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,840 stay in the damn boat. And I don't understand why it's 765 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,760 not that hard. Like they'll have a moment where 766 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,240 like someone's standing on the edge and the boat takes off and 767 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,720 you'll see them wobble and you're like, whoa, we're they 768 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,720 didn't fall there. And then there's a moment where 769 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,480 the boat is dead still. It'll have like a moment that 770 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,600 doesn't even like warrant the boat lurching or anything like 771 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,920 that. And all of a sudden some 772 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,800 person's like whoa and then flying overboard and you're 773 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,400 like, so it just got hard to stand on your legs there, bud. 774 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,160 What? What happened? 775 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,560 What is going on? Honestly I'd it'd be one of 776 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,640 those things where it'd just be even funny where these come out 777 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,840 the waters like sorry guys had a muscle spasm. 778 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,160 Right, sorry, got a cramp. So you dove off the boat? 779 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,800 Yeah, the water to soothe it. What? 780 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:38,160 Yeah, I read that if you swim, it's better for your joints, so 781 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,400 I figured it'd be great for my muscle here. 782 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400 Timmy, get back in the boat. Like, what are you doing? 783 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,000 Evidently somehow in all the everything getting thrown 784 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,520 around, the Sunan's mask gets a crack in it and just starts 785 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,920 leaking air, which also the airs would have been coming out at 786 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,000 the same rate. Like, I don't think it would all 787 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,680 leave the canister at the same. Like, it wouldn't just suddenly 788 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,160 all leak out unless there was a hole in the canister itself. 789 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,520 But the fact that suddenly she goes from like having like 50% 790 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:08,000 error to like having like 20 to then having zero in the matter 791 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,480 of a minute. I'm like, I don't think a 792 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,960 canister would do this. But I've never I've, I've not 793 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,560 dive, I've not dove dive to whatever we want to say. 794 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:17,040 But I've not done that. So I don't know how true that 795 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,680 is, but I feel like that is not right. 796 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,760 It did not make sense. But of course, she passes out 797 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,360 because she ran out of air in a minute and didn't think to hold 798 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,360 her breath the entire time. She's still like yelling. 799 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,640 I'm like this. You have the survival instincts 800 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,280 of a Lima being. What are we doing here? 801 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,760 But they need to do CPR on her. And as someone who is CPR 802 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,160 trained, that was some of the fakest CPR I've seen in my life. 803 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,320 That was not even close to what real CPR looks like it was. 804 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,800 He's like sitting there and he's like counting and then just like 805 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,520 jiggling his shoulders. Like there is not even any sort 806 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,040 of push down on these these CPR compressions, which I know you 807 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,640 can't do real CPR on people in movies. 808 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,600 But at the same time, like, what are we doing? 809 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,440 Question I keep asking now do what? 810 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,200 The office did just like instead of doing that fake stuff like 811 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,040 just point like the BG staying alive in the background. 812 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,400 We all would understand at that point, like, okay, CPR, all 813 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,160 right, cool. Absolutely. 814 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,400 It's also Hollywood. We can get a mannequin that 815 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,680 looks like the actor that can do see, like you can actually do 816 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,480 CPR on, but Nah, Nah, we're just going to keep having actors sit 817 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,440 there and we're going to just place our hands on their chest 818 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,680 and go starting CPR and then not do it correctly at all. 819 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,080 It's like This is why people don't do CPR, right? 820 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,760 IRL, no one's seen it. Like you got to get in there. 821 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,680 But from this point, they have the crane that couldn't hold the 822 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,640 Meg when it was taken, the cage like a pill, couldn't hold it 823 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,760 then, but could easily hold it when the Meg's dead, evidently 824 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,320 just just hold it like it's nothing. 825 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,920 And then of course, they have to spook their friend who ends up 826 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,760 back in the water because you know, it's not going to be a 827 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,960 shark movie unless people are just in the water to be in the 828 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,920 water. And we decided to do it. 829 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,040 And while this then prompts the wall, may he rest in peace 830 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,160 because he gets eaten in this moment because he's floating the 831 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,480 water, having a good time. And even larger Meg decides to 832 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,840 come try to eat the first Meg. Because, you know, we don't only 833 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,600 have megs eating everything. We also have megs eating megs 834 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,560 because, you know, shark cannibalism, while common among 835 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,640 some species, is definitely not common among Mako sharks. 836 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,280 So I don't know why in the world a a great white would, but I 837 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,880 guess they didn't model this after a great white. 838 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,760 But it's more like a Mako, which I believe do not eat each other 839 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,800 pretty much ever. But the guy that Jason Statham 840 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,240 has had beef with this entire movie is Doctor Heller. 841 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,600 And while in the water, Dr. Heller tells them after the 842 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,600 second make has now flipped their boat, it's like a whole 843 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,480 cargo shit, but whatever. But he says try says to swim 844 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,080 calmly to the boat, which is actually great advice. 845 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,800 That's actually what you should do in the case. 846 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800 If you're in the water with a shark, it probably doesn't know 847 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,240 what you're doing. It's probably spooked out. 848 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:07,240 It does not want to come in here and try to eat you unless it's 849 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:10,040 in this movie. But in real life, try to be calm 850 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,480 about it. As long as you're not in the 851 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,320 water with a movie shark, you're going to be fine. 852 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000 And thankfully, this is a CGI shark, so it's not going to be 853 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,720 out there with you. You'll be all right. 854 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,200 And once they get back on the boat, the first thing that the 855 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,360 crew does is look at and then scream at Jason Statham. 856 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,280 And I am just not quite sure why we keep doing this and why he's 857 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,280 still putting up with this because once again, I get where 858 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,160 a high emotions, high panic. Why is he our scapegoat? 859 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,280 And why does he keep going? Yeah, they're just so upset. 860 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,440 I'm going to hang out here for a while longer. 861 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,440 I'd be like, no, screw you guys, I'm out. 862 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,320 I'll see you. Like, no, we're not doing this. 863 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,160 And instead, Jason's like, yeah, that'd be more. 864 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,280 I think he's into it. I don't know what it does but I 865 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,000 feel like him being yelled at like just scratches that itch in 866 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,800 his brain and he loves it. Some people just like that talk 867 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,000 basic stuff. Bro fair, you know, teach your 868 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,600 own I guess at this point now it's weird. 869 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,440 I don't know why they just keep yelling at him and why he's 870 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,000 putting up with it now. Going from here, we we have 871 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,520 rain. Wilson's character has called in 872 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,000 backup to help out with this because they found two dinghies 873 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,640 somehow. And they're going to go from the 874 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,520 middle of the ocean back to their base, also in the middle 875 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,440 of the ocean, helpful. But they're going to Ding either 876 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,480 way back. And from here, they're also 877 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,320 trying to get back quickly because lead marine biologist 878 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 person is dying from what we don't know. 879 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,880 The boat got flipped. Everyone else is 100% fine. 880 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,640 He's coughing up blood. And they're like putting 881 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,320 pressure on a wound they don't show. 882 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,720 I think they couldn't decide how they wanted this man to die. 883 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,160 So they just were kind of like, he's going to die of death. 884 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,080 And that's exactly what they had him do because he's sitting 885 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:51,520 there bleeding out from shark. Yep. 886 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,840 And so they just kind of have him bleed out. 887 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,560 And then rain. Wilson's character calls in 888 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,120 people to then shoot the Meg, which for most other sharks, if 889 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,120 you take an MP5 and shoot at them, And when I say most other, 890 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,760 I mean every shark, if you shoot a shark, it will die. 891 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,640 It's kind of how that goes. Like, I I mean, of course 892 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,440 shooting it in the right areas will do that. 893 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,520 Like it's the same way with anything. 894 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,560 But I don't know why they just kind of started shooting a shark 895 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,120 and then we're like, Yep, it'll be fine. 896 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,760 Like why is it still a problem? It should be hurt. 897 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,480 It's just it did not miss a beat. 898 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,920 It was like, Yep, I got it guys, I'll leave for right now and 899 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,240 I'll be back later. So very, very polite of it to 900 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,880 let them have a peaceful death of shark death. 901 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,120 Now from here, ocean moves with crying scenes just don't hit for 902 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,240 me. Like they think they're making 903 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,680 this really emotional like, Oh no, she's watching her father 904 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,960 die, but y'all were just in the water. 905 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,400 They can't put the fake tears on the actor. 906 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,280 And they also need to make it look like they were just in the 907 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,320 water. So everything just looks wet. 908 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,320 Like you can't see tears flowing. 909 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,840 Like it looks so fake. It kind of looks like when, 910 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,800 like, little kids are being dramatic and they're trying to, 911 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,240 like, cry to, like, have those angry tears. 912 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,360 And they're like, hey, like, that's the fakest wine you've 913 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,800 ever done, dude. I'm not buying it. 914 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,800 Yeah. Crying to. 915 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,720 Get their way. Exactly. 916 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,640 That is what this movie is. It's a lot of crying to get 917 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640 their way. Like I'm gonna cry until the 918 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,160 shark dies. Okay, that that will help. 919 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,280 Maybe you'll make the ocean too salty for it. 920 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,440 We'll find out. Probably cry your orphan tears, 921 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,720 I don't know. Yeah, exactly. 922 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,360 Just to cry there, see if we can mess up the solidity or 923 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,320 something. They put the poison in your 924 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,560 tears. We'll see if that helps. 925 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,040 That's how we're going to sneak it in. 926 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,480 But now they did have a small scene where they kind of covered 927 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,160 the effects of like PTSD and grief. 928 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,200 And I put a very high sort of because they have a moment 929 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,320 between Jason Statham and Sun Yin where they come together and 930 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,480 they're talking. She's like, it feels hard. 931 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,960 It's rough. It like, how do you do this 932 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,800 every day? He's like, I don't like, I'm not 933 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,680 handling this. And essentially it's like this 934 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,280 nice moment. But then they immediately go 935 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,000 from like, this is like such a hard thing to we're going to get 936 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,800 this shark. We're going to stop it. 937 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,680 I'm not going to let like, what are what is this? 938 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,040 Why are we suddenly going from grieving to now action planning 939 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,440 and we're fighting back? This is not that's not how 940 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,040 grieving goes. You feel sad for a while is what 941 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,000 happens. And then like you express that 942 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,200 emotion and then you're tired. Then you like have a breather 943 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,800 and then you get back to normal and you're good. 944 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,280 Like it's a cycle in this. They go from like, I'm angry, 945 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,520 I'm sad, I need revenge, I need to cry like it there is it's a 946 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,320 ping pong match and it makes no sense for a lot of the movie. 947 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,360 And this takes us to win. Dwight Schrute goes, all right, 948 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,920 we're going to take this thing out on our own. 949 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,440 And well, he first tells the crew that he's contacted 950 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,920 Australia, Thailand, China, like everyone to let them know about 951 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,400 this shark. And they're sending out 952 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,400 destroyers to get rid of it. Which first of all, if you 953 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,720 alert, like let's say we alert Mexico to the largest shark in 954 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,560 its waters, the whale shark, which first of all poses no 955 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,720 threat. So it'd be insane. 956 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,800 But hey, let's say, hey, you know, off Guadalupe Island, you 957 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,880 got great whites. They also popped there. 958 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,080 Congrats. Do you think Mexico is going to 959 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,480 go? You're right, we should send a 960 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,240 warship out to go kill them. No, they're not going to do 961 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,200 that. Why in the world would they do 962 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,520 that? That makes no sense. 963 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,880 We're going to send out a war. We're going to send out not one 964 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,280 warship. We're going to send out two 965 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,640 warships to go ahead and mess up this shark that is underwater. 966 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,280 And we're not going to send submarines. 967 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,520 We're going to send destroyers, which are on the surface, cool. 968 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,960 That'll work great. But he also didn't, because he 969 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,560 didn't contact anyone. He actually reached out to his 970 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,520 own men, who then got depth charges, essentially. 971 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,600 And we're like, all right, we're just going to blow it up. 972 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,560 So they send a helicopter to drop said depth charges. 973 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,640 Rain Wilson's character goes, we aren't getting within a mile of 974 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,720 that monster until the helicopter kills it and they're 975 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,760 sitting about less than 100 yards away. 976 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,120 So I'm like, you know, that's very much not a mile. 977 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,760 And secondly, you are probably the closest thing to it, 978 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,360 including the helicopter. So I don't know what you are 979 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,080 talking about right now, but your distance skills are 980 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,120 horrible. But when they drop these depth 981 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,480 charges, they drop 2 exploded twice and they're like, Yep, 982 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,360 it's killed. And the whole point of it is a 983 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,040 little bit more misdirection because they kill the whale, 984 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,520 They kill the whale and they go go get us some teeth. 985 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:10,760 And they send minion #4 who never got a name to go climb 986 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,720 onto the whale, which they don't realize it's a whale yet and 987 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:17,320 they're going to go RIP out some Megalodon teeth, which fun 988 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,280 factor in a jaw. So I don't know what they think 989 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,120 is going to happen like, and also any that got blown off are 990 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,520 now sinking. So I don't know what teeth he 991 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,960 thinks he's going to get out of this. 992 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,880 But he wanted megalodon teeth for his desk. 993 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,280 And instead he did. Well, actually he did get 994 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,920 megalodon teeth because it came up and just freaking ate him, 995 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:38,720 which, you know, fair be fair, like just chomp them. 996 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,840 But they did do a little bit of misdirection as well where they 997 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,880 had it. Miss him first and he's like, Oh 998 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,880 my goodness. Because of course a whale 999 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,440 carcass will be a feeding frenzy first. 1000 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,120 Sharks until it becomes a whale fall at which point that is 1001 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,640 where all the other creatures will get to eat it at the 1002 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,440 bottom. But here it gets missed 1st and 1003 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,080 then hits him the second time, which I'm like could that 1004 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,720 actually be kind of accurate? If you're hanging out on a whale 1005 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,800 carcass for some reason, sharks not going to go to bite you, 1006 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,560 they're going to bite the whale. So as long as you're not hanging 1007 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,240 out on the water, which I would not hang out on a whale carcass 1008 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,240 at all. Just please for love of God do 1009 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,040 not do that. I do not want to hear any police 1010 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,960 reports out of anywhere that were like, Alex from deep dives 1011 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,840 with sharks told me to go hang out on a whale. 1012 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,360 No, don't do it. That's such a horrible idea. 1013 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:27,840 I'm not getting blamed for any of this, but it just was weird. 1014 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,920 And this is like kind of the moment where I was like, this is 1015 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 like, what are we doing here? Like the next note I have is Meg 1016 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,840 Lives kills more people. Jason Statham is going to go 1017 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,640 kill it. Cool. 1018 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,840 Like, what are we doing here? Like this is the point where I 1019 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,960 was like, OK, we're now kind of in borrowed time for the movie. 1020 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,000 Like, I feel like we could have had it. 1021 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,320 We're like, not that it blows up. 1022 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,440 They could have had it where like they thought they did, but 1023 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,320 like now they're all because like he already made the 1024 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,760 announcement he's going to evacuate the the station. 1025 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,520 So I'm like, OK, we kind of have the wrap up and the setup for 1026 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,280 the sequel here where we've got Hey, everyone leaves the the 1027 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,880 base. They think they went and got it. 1028 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,080 Rain Wilson and the rest of his goons get killed by the Meg out 1029 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,640 here. No one knows about it. 1030 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,000 And then the second movie starts with people being like, well, 1031 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,440 wait, where's this billionaire guy? 1032 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,120 Like what happened? And then that's when Jason 1033 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,720 Statham pops up on screen and goes, it's still alive. 1034 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,920 Like some like that. Like that could be such a great 1035 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,760 intro. But instead they decided they 1036 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,760 wanted 50 minutes left of movie. So no, we, we still got to put 1037 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,440 up with this movie for a little bit longer. 1038 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,920 This movie could have been much shorter. 1039 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,240 And I definitely feel like they they had to just milk it. 1040 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,680 Yeah. And the note directly after that 1041 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,920 is I'm done with this movie by this time where we hit the beach 1042 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,840 scene because that's like, the next thing we do is like, 1043 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,360 they're going to go out and get the Meg. 1044 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,760 So now they're on some beach in Thailand, I think. 1045 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,960 And there's like 700 people in the water and the megalodons 1046 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,200 just like swimming around, like, And like, they really did a long 1047 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,640 setup on this beach scene where like, there's a million people, 1048 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,960 like floating around on inner tubes and on these little 1049 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,560 floating docks. And at one point they do a 1050 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,760 little bit more misdirection because we haven't done enough 1051 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,280 misdirection in this movie where like this group of guys looks 1052 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,840 over and they go, oh, my God. And then, like, you pan over 1053 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,160 expecting to see a shark and Nope, it's just ladies. 1054 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,320 They're just staring at ladies. That's all they're doing. 1055 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,560 So you're like, we don't need this. 1056 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,680 Yeah, like, appreciate it, I guess. 1057 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,440 I don't know, like, what, what are we doing here? 1058 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,480 And I feel like at this point we were already three too many 1059 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,880 scenes into the movie by the time we're like getting to this 1060 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,880 one. And I'm like, so I think I 1061 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,840 paused it and saw that I still had like half an hour and was 1062 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,200 like, please. So the notes do get very sparse 1063 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,760 at this point because I was like, I think I kind of just 1064 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,360 kept walking away from the screen and goalie kept being 1065 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,160 like, what are you? What are you doing? 1066 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,480 Like, it's the movie over. I'm like, no, it won't end. 1067 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,440 It just keeps going. Like there, there were so many 1068 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,280 points that could have been wrapped up in a nicer bow. 1069 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,960 And I think they had like this vision for in case they weren't 1070 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,960 going to get a sequel, they wanted to have it so that way 1071 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,360 they could like wrap it up and like make the most out of it. 1072 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,640 But at the same time, I'm like, you're still going to charge the 1073 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,720 same amount for the movie ticket. 1074 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:06,080 Like you could have ended this and then done a great sequel 1075 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,760 with it potentially. But now at this at this point, 1076 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,080 they've come up with a plan that because the shark is is wreaking 1077 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,480 havoc on civilian populations, they're going to lure it back 1078 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,720 out towards them and they're going to go ahead and use whales 1079 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,040 calls to do that. And the note that I have is that 1080 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:25,160 so the shark that is unrealistically happily eating 1081 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,400 people is deterred by whale calls. 1082 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,200 It has a full buffet in front of it. 1083 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,560 And instead heard someone yell love that chicken from Popeyes 1084 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,040 and left to go get Popeyes. Like, what are you doing? 1085 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,280 Like, it makes about just as much sense. 1086 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,800 Like if you're chilling at McDonald's and then like, you've 1087 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,440 got your order, you get up to the counter and like, you've 1088 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,280 ordered your food. You get halfway through your 1089 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,000 meal and then all of a sudden you hear like the Burger King 1090 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,560 Jingle and you go, yeah, you're right. 1091 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,800 I actually do want to whopper more. 1092 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,920 You're not going to throw your food away and go get it. 1093 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,760 You're going to be like, oh, Dang, I should have gotten that 1094 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,320 instead. But you know, I already got 1095 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,360 this. You're going to finish that. 1096 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,520 Like you're not going to just go waste more money or more energy, 1097 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,360 need to go get something else. So this plan would not work at 1098 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,480 all. Now, at the same time, they keep 1099 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,320 going back and forth between Jason Statham and Zinyan and 1100 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,600 their gliders being followed by this shark. 1101 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,160 And this shark would not care. It's not going to put this much 1102 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,520 effort into chasing two people, let alone two things that are 1103 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,560 like fighting back against it. Like they'll go mess up a giant 1104 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,600 squid. But there is a huge payoff in 1105 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,720 that you get to eat the giant squid at the end. 1106 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:32,120 The amount of like calories and like energy that like eating a 1107 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,160 person to give the megalodon here is not going to be worth 1108 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,960 any of the effort that they just put into any of what they are 1109 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,120 doing. Like it's the same thing as you 1110 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,840 being like, all right, I'm pretty hungry and I could go get 1111 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,400 in my car and once again drive to McDonald's or I can run the 1112 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,920 New York City Marathon and go get raising Canes. 1113 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,600 I love canes with my whole heart. 1114 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,320 I'm not going to go run a marathon because I'm hungry to 1115 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,440 go get food. And that is essentially what the 1116 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,600 megalodon was doing here, jumping between the two of them. 1117 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,640 It makes no sense why he would waste he or she. 1118 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,520 They never specified the gender could be a she, we don't know. 1119 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,560 But this megalodon would waste that much energy to get 1120 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,080 essentially a tic tac. Like you're going to get nothing 1121 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,040 out of it. Like you're you're eating a 1122 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,160 mint. You're putting, you're running 1123 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,080 through a marathon for a mint. I don't get it. 1124 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,680 And yeah, why not? Maybe. 1125 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,440 Maybe. They're like the minty flavor a 1126 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,080 little bit more than like the charred crispiness of the the 1127 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,040 the. Beachgoers see that is true They 1128 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,600 that is right, They could have too much tanning oil on them. 1129 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,000 So this might be it's just a little too greasy, a little too 1130 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,920 slick for them. They're like, you know, like 1131 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:41,200 I've had a a lot of heavy meals. Got to go ahead and just have a 1132 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,000 little bit less going to eat a little light tonight. 1133 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,920 You know we're going to work for it. 1134 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,240 You know, I've been I've been cheating a little too much on 1135 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,920 the on the on the diet. Let's let's go back to the Diet 1136 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,000 tonight with go get my min. It's going to have a salad. 1137 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,880 Only two humans tonight. Just all the only two as a 1138 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,600 treat. Oh my gosh. 1139 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,240 That's just for being a good boy waking up today. 1140 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,840 Yeah, just just for getting up. This is my treat for getting out 1141 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,520 of bed and dealing with life's pressures. 1142 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:11,320 But so how how checked out I was at this point was we've had I 1143 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,200 don't even know what this is in reference to. 1144 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,880 And I quite literally watched this a few hours ago. 1145 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,880 We've had too many feel good and stupid moments for me to care 1146 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,320 about these folks at this point. Like it's kind of like anytime 1147 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,320 there's a dangerous situation, I'm not hoping they live or die 1148 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,360 at this point. I'm like, let's just find out 1149 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,240 what happens. Like that's all I've got. 1150 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,760 And it's not even a full hearted. 1151 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,520 I need to pay attention to see what happens. 1152 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,520 It's what are you about to put me through is the question I was 1153 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,040 kind of asking at this moment. I was like, we're we're already 1154 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,680 20 minutes too long. It's probably what people are 1155 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,960 asking with this episode too, because this is, I think, 1156 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,720 officially the longest one. But it works. 1157 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,400 But it's one of those that's like, people are probably like, 1158 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,360 OK, dude, you could have ended this forever ago. 1159 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,760 And that's how I felt with the movie. 1160 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,160 But God knows now the part that really irritated me a little. 1161 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,960 Bit more fun like we are. That's true. 1162 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,840 See that? Sharks just want to have fun, 1163 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,480 just like the girls. Come on now. 1164 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,400 Maybe that's that's why they're coming after Jason Statham. 1165 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,640 He busted through their Beria and ended up there. 1166 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,840 Cyndi Lauper girls just want to have fun party. 1167 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,600 Bro yeah, as soon as he landed down. 1168 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,720 The reason they were so mad at that sub is because it landed on 1169 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:17,200 the aux and it messed it up and now they can't have the tunes. 1170 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,440 I knew it. I knew it. 1171 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,240 Sense now I get it. You know this is a 10 out of 10 1172 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,000 movie now that that it all clicks in the final notes. 1173 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,160 Sharks are just humans, too. Let's no, sorry, Megalodons are 1174 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,880 just humans too, basically. Exactly. 1175 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,160 See every other shark intelligent but megalodons human 1176 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,280 intelligence. We love it. 1177 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,520 They have anger towards sending their songs now. 1178 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,000 The way that they fight the shark is they essentially pull 1179 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:48,120 of Rose Tico for the Star Wars fans in like Rise of Skywalker 1180 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,400 or whatever the hell that movie was where they do the whole it's 1181 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,600 not what we the killing who we hate, it's saving who we love 1182 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,800 type crap. Because Jason Statham decides 1183 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,560 he's going to like, sacrifice himself to try to kill this 1184 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,240 shark and then just goes signing off and, like, throws his, like, 1185 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,800 earpiece away while they're like, Jason. 1186 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,880 No. So he then somehow guts the 1187 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,880 shark by using the glider, which I'm not even sure what part 1188 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,880 because it suddenly had some metal sticking out of it that he 1189 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,600 just like, stabs the shark with and goes like, pretty much 1190 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,640 through the entire length of the of the shark here. 1191 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,680 So critical damage to say the least. 1192 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,400 And the shark just keeps going like nothing happened. 1193 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,600 I mean, I stubbed my toe and I have to pause doing whatever I'm 1194 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,280 doing to not yell. This shark gets stabbed and is 1195 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,440 like, yeah, third time this week. 1196 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,560 Anyway, Now, on top of that, the whole point of it was to be 1197 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:43,480 like, blood in the water causes a frenzy, so all these sharks 1198 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,880 come out to eat it. Do you want to know how many 1199 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,520 species shouldn't be there? Because I'll give you a hint. 1200 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,560 It's the majority of them. In that scene. 1201 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,800 I'm like, there's about four sharks that should be here. 1202 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,080 And I counted at least nine species. 1203 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,760 And as I was writing it, I scratched out and said, I'm not 1204 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,920 commenting on the amount of wrong species for that feeding 1205 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,320 frenzy because I was so annoyed. I was like, this movie's gone on 1206 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,640 too long. I'm not right anything else down 1207 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,840 about it. This is too many damn sharks 1208 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,360 that aren't supposed to be here. Like they could have put ones 1209 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,200 that are really cool that are supposed to be there. 1210 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,680 Like they could have the oceanic white tip that wasn't there. 1211 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,640 They had a tiger shark. I mean little far out for it, 1212 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,440 but screw it, I'll allow it. Like then they had the great 1213 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,920 white and the Mako and then they've got more hammer heads. 1214 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,480 Wrong. Stop that. 1215 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,080 I'm like, I think at one point I think there was like a bull 1216 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,880 shark out there. I'm like also wrong. 1217 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,000 What are you doing? Like there's just like a couple 1218 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,560 that pop up that I'm like, you literally just Googled sharks 1219 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,520 and went you, you, you, you and you get in there and I'm like, 1220 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,280 at this point you should have like if it's around Australia, 1221 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,240 you could have thrown Wobee gongs in there that have been 1222 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,880 kind of neat. Like it's actually shallow 1223 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,360 enough for them. That'd be crazy. 1224 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,160 Like you could have put the oceanic white tip. 1225 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,480 They'd be far enough away, but still able to come in. 1226 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,440 Like there's so many cool species. 1227 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,320 They could have, they could have thrown whaler sharks up in here 1228 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,200 and that would have made sense. Nope, they didn't. 1229 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,280 But of course, why would they? But overall, I was just threw my 1230 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:07,560 book way across the table there. But overall, I did actually 1231 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,120 enjoy the movie. I know that I pointed out all 1232 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,160 the things that were like, no, I should have, I should have just 1233 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,000 needed it across the room. But I did actually enjoy this 1234 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,720 movie a lot more than I thought I would. 1235 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:20,080 It was actually rather well written for as much as I just 1236 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,000 made fun of it, it did have a lot of good plot points to it. 1237 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,640 There were a couple that like you could kind of poke holes in, 1238 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,360 but I mean, that's every movie you watch. 1239 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,040 And I always come to these shark movies with a heavy bias. 1240 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,200 So if I tell you I like them, that's usually a high praise 1241 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,000 because if y'all went back and listened to the Sharknado 1242 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,960 episode, that was a full 45 minutes of me calling the movie 1243 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,720 stupid, saying I hate it. And my main complaint about this 1244 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,880 movie is that I just feel like it went on a little too long. 1245 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,600 I feel like they didn't know where to end it. 1246 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,320 And they had about 3 or 4 endings they could have veered 1247 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,360 off and done, but they just kind of didn't. 1248 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,680 I mean, overall, I'd give it. I'd probably say give it a 7 or 1249 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,960 8 out of 10. I mean, it was rather enjoyable 1250 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,040 to watch. I mean, Jaws gets a 10 out of 10 1251 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,760 in my book. So it's pretty up there. 1252 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,920 Yeah, I. No, I, I definitely, I think I'm 1253 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,040 in a a similar boat. Jaws is just kind of solidified. 1254 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,560 Jesus, gosh, goodness, sorry about that. 1255 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,800 Yeah, No, Jaws is kind of just set the, the standard for me and 1256 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,680 is kind of the staple. So it is really hard to to top 1257 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,880 that for me. And like I said, I, I haven't 1258 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,520 dabbled a ton into in terms of like movies with sharks. 1259 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:29,480 So this was definitely I in terms of shark movies, this is 1260 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,400 probably one of the better ones I actually had. 1261 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,560 Now that you know that we've now I think about I have seen all 1262 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,440 the sharknadoes and when I first liked them just for the like the 1263 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,880 plot, I kind of enjoyed it. But in terms of like the 1264 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,840 science, like I said, I don't fully understand that, but it 1265 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,320 was pretty standard. When I'm watching that airplane 1266 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:51,080 and she looks out and in the cloud, she sees a cloud like a 1267 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,160 thing of a shark. Like obviously that's not going 1268 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,200 to happen. Like that's such that's so like 1269 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,840 outlandish, but that's just Hollywood. 1270 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,440 Like Hollywood has to has to out do some outlandish things to 1271 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,560 kind of help keep everybody pulled in and. 1272 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,000 Exactly. Entranced into it, I would say. 1273 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:12,120 I think the last big thing that I I think that I think that I 1274 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,800 didn't hate, but I think could have been done a little bit 1275 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,640 better. And maybe I'm just a little bit 1276 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:21,240 biased since I started watching anime just because anime Mr. Rex 1277 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:26,800 or when most of the animes that I've seen with their Mr. Rex was 1278 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:31,080 left jaw dropped to the floor like what the hell is happening? 1279 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,600 And those it was definitely like like the second May coming that 1280 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:38,000 that felt pretty standard for what it was. 1281 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,200 Give me one second. Anyway, what were we saying 1282 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:46,840 before? So I was, I was trying to make a 1283 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:51,280 comparison with the Mr. Rex in this movie and they were good, 1284 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,760 but and I was making it into the point of like, I think I'm a 1285 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,160 little bit more biased because of how I've seen anime do their 1286 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,080 Mr. X. Right, OK. 1287 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:03,080 So in terms of that, I. Think which real quick, just 1288 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,440 because I realized I did not do a lead back in, we had to take a 1289 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,080 long pause there for a moment of interruptions. 1290 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,120 We are jumping back in. OK, Continue, Bailey. 1291 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:17,080 Yes, indeed, Oh my goodness. But no, yeah, it it just like 1292 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,040 the the big misdirect in anime that I can think of off the top 1293 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,000 of my head right now is I don't know if you watch anime, but 1294 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,040 Seven Deadly Sins at the very, very end, they basically like 1295 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,880 the last half of the final season. 1296 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,560 They just like full on flip the script and one of the people 1297 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,480 you've been watching the entire time along the way who you think 1298 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:41,080 is an ally in the end is really like pulling all the strings and 1299 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,800 making everything happen the way it's going. 1300 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,280 And you're like, why? And she's the the whole purpose 1301 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,080 she's done everything she's done is because she fell in love with 1302 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,040 the MC, but the MC doesn't love her. 1303 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:57,040 But she's just so good with like being sneaky and devious about 1304 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,440 everything that you don't realize anything until the very 1305 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,440 end. And the last like 7 episodes. 1306 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,960 The last season's like 16 episodes ballpark. 1307 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:11,880 I'm going to say episodes like 5 to like. 13 is them like having 1308 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,480 this long standoff and fight with her, so to speak, where she 1309 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,040 unveils everything and how she's like misdirected them and then 1310 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,320 obviously it has to come to they do eventually like forgive her 1311 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,720 because that the show is called 7 Deadly sins. 1312 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,600 Each character has done something along the way that is 1313 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,440 their deadly sin. That was her deadly sin. 1314 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,960 Interesting they saved. Hers for the very end and you're 1315 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,400 just kind of like that's happened because of her. 1316 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,960 That's happened because of her that's happened and you're like 1317 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:44,480 like that one to me might be my craziest Mr. Rex like ever so 1318 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,320 far today, because you like the whole time you're like, dude, 1319 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,200 she's there's something off about her. 1320 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,320 You don't know, but you're just like, OK, she seems fine. 1321 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,800 She seems cool like and then she hit you with this in the last 1322 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:02,200 like 10 episodes of the show and you're like, what the hell just 1323 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,240 happened like this this show like the show was already a 10. 1324 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,800 This might have just taken it to like an A20 like what the hell. 1325 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,280 So, oh, yeah, no, I mean, I was going to say just reminds me to 1326 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,160 like of like a misdirection in like Shutter Island, which is 1327 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,200 one of my my favorite movies. They have all this buildup and 1328 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,480 like all these kind of like odd moments that are like occurring. 1329 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,280 But I feel like in the sense of like the misdirection that we're 1330 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,200 talking about, it comes more from the sense of, OK, we've 1331 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,680 been kind of hiding this big secret in the background the 1332 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,760 whole time. And then now we've had it where 1333 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,120 it comes to the forefront. Everything that you kind of had 1334 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,880 questions about earlier now are suddenly falling into place. 1335 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,800 And you're like, Oh my God, like huge brain reel. 1336 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,400 But like this one, it kind of feels like their misdirection is 1337 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,720 kind of like, well, we wanted to pad the runtime a little bit. 1338 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,960 It's like, OK, why? You like, you didn't need to, 1339 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,800 you had plenty of runtime. It's an hour and a half. 1340 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,280 Like, what are we doing? Like you could have done an hour 1341 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,040 and 15 have been a good movie still. 1342 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,600 Yeah, even like the even the beginning you said where it's 1343 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,080 just like, I mean, I get obviously they're they're 1344 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:09,200 building plot for I probably for like deeper themes and messages 1345 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,880 they're trying to portray throughout the the the story, 1346 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,840 which is fine, but like, I don't know, I just like I said, anime 1347 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,920 to me has has done it in like demon Slayer right now. 1348 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,400 There's they're still coming out with that and there's still one 1349 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,680 big question. I'm sitting here. 1350 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:28,120 I'm like, I need to know, like, is that upper demon related to 1351 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,920 tundra? Like what the hell, dude, Like 1352 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,360 they've got the same hair, they've got the same earrings. 1353 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,120 What's going on? Now, granted, anime is a little 1354 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,440 bit different because you have manga, so you can kind of read 1355 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,440 and read ahead and kind of know what's going to happen. 1356 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,800 We didn't have that with the Meg, unless somebody knows that 1357 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,560 they made the Meg manga. But like. 1358 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,560 They do have a novel, yeah. That's kind of true, but I don't 1359 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:51,200 know like like, like we said, like the IT it's based off a 1360 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,720 novel that that thing I saw on shark Week seems kind of loosely 1361 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,360 based off this novel as well, like. 1362 01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,920 It it definitely caused a frenzy. 1363 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,800 They would do it before I would fully make that comparison of 1364 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,680 like the books just better, like you're not hitting the 1365 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,840 adaptation perfectly, I would say kind of thing. 1366 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,800 So I can't fully say that, but I even we're just seeing the movie 1367 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,760 just because of how things book to movie usually go. 1368 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,160 Yeah, that I have to agree with that. 1369 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,080 I myself has also not read the novel. 1370 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,120 I definitely want to now after seeing this because I mean same 1371 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,600 deal where it's like I do want to see how it's going to play 1372 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,920 out. I want to see I don't, I 1373 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,680 definitely don't think it's a perfect one to one adaptation. 1374 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,840 No movie is of any book. There's so many different things 1375 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,520 that you can't convey in a movie that you can in the book. 1376 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,600 So I feel like of course the advantage of the movie though, 1377 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,680 is it goes out to the larger masses. 1378 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:45,720 That's I think one of the things that I do think that this movie 1379 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,960 played a huge role in piquing a lot of people's interests in 1380 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,240 megalodons and sharks as a whole. 1381 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,680 I do think a lot of people like, I think it's kind of like the, 1382 01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,920 I'd call it, I guess like kind of the Jaws of like our 1383 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:05,920 generation where in 197574 when Jaws came out, I believe it, it 1384 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,320 caused that frenzy. It caused a lot of people like I 1385 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,000 know people in my parents generation who watched it. 1386 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,520 And one of my neighbors back home is one of the biggest shark 1387 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,000 fanatics I know. And whenever I see her, she's 1388 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,720 always talking to me about sharks. 1389 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,480 And she has all these Jaws T-shirts and Jaws is her 1390 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,880 favorite movie of all time. Like shout out Miss Tracy if 1391 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,640 you're listening, but it's one of those that like she it's fun 1392 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,800 whenever I'm around because she always wants to talk to me about 1393 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,640 shark things and Jaws and this and that. 1394 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,200 And I get to show her all the different things that I've done 1395 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,960 with it and everything like that, which is cool and kind of 1396 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,840 the same way I can see. Like there's people who 1397 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:43,680 absolutely adore the Meg and it's what got them into sharks 1398 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,080 and what got them wanting to learn more because you hear 1399 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,760 there's a 75 foot prehistoric shark and you go, well, what the 1400 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,760 hell is that all about? Like, I want to know more about 1401 01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:52,840 that. I mean, it's kind of the same 1402 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,520 thing when people found out Edgar Allan Poe was some drunk 1403 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,240 dude writing about Ravens. It's like, this sounds insane, 1404 01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,400 but like, I need to pick this up. 1405 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,960 Like you're telling me there's a 75 foot shark? 1406 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,480 Yeah, tell me more. I do think it's like it was one 1407 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,720 that did a great job at like peaking that interest in getting 1408 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,240 people to learn more. But I do think it is something 1409 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,800 as well that that it, of course, missed a couple of the marks. 1410 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,600 I mean, Jaws did, too. I will say Jaws still stands as 1411 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,000 the most accurate shark movie I've seen for every other shark 1412 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,640 in the movie except for Jaws. But every other shark they show 1413 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,840 in that movie is accurate to what would be found, including 1414 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,440 the scene where they're pulling license plates and stuff out of 1415 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,280 the tiger shark's stomach. They just, they did it and it 1416 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,280 worked. But yeah, I mean, that's what I 1417 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,640 had for the Meg Bailey. Do you have anything you'd like 1418 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,040 to add? Not too, too much watch, I think 1419 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,440 I think he definitely kind of really hit it all on the head in 1420 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,400 terms of like I said, in terms of the science. 1421 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,080 Definitely, definitely listen to Alex because him and I were 1422 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,960 talking before we talked about it and I made the point of, yes, 1423 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:58,040 this is a fictional movie, but you know, to my knowledge at 1424 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:01,680 that time, you know, some of the science seemed like it the bends 1425 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:05,160 that that I probably like. If I was really thinking from 1426 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,080 it, watching the movie from like a with the mindset of a full 1427 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,160 scientific approach, I think I would have picked up on the 1428 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,440 bends and like, bro, what? Like what's going on? 1429 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,640 With that, it's also coming from like a hater standpoint. 1430 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,880 So it's it's one of those that I kind of come in like expecting 1431 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,040 to poke holes in it well. OK, well, that's fair. 1432 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:24,000 I, I, I like coming into usually anything. 1433 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,080 I try not to set expectations before I go into something, 1434 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,640 especially movies, just because there have been times where I 1435 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:34,160 have set an expectation and I was horribly disappointed. 1436 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,920 But I've also had movies where I've come in with an expectation 1437 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,760 and they exceeded it and I was like, Amen, thank you. 1438 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,800 Like. 1000%. I knew all three of those 1439 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,280 Spiderman were going to be in the movie. 1440 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,320 They knocked it out the park and now granted a. 1441 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,920 Lot I cannot agree more. Dude, it's nostalgia, that's why 1442 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,360 you love it so much. Sure, that can play a part into 1443 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:56,560 it, but like these guys, it's nostalgic because we felt they 1444 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,560 were good for their roles. Like Willem Dafoe is Green 1445 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,080 Goblin, I can't picture anybody else is Green Goblin personally. 1446 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,360 Absolutely not. Maybe. 1447 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,840 Maybe Jack Mickelson, but like Willem Dafoe. 1448 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,040 Even that knocked. It out the park, I'm like dude, 1449 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,760 just give me Willem Dafoe 1. 100%. 1450 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,520 But you know, like I said, I do love Jason Statham as well. 1451 01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,160 So overall I was, it was a good movie. 1452 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,520 There's definitely some aspects, especially like, you know, I 1453 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,760 usually watch movies or TV usually later at night. 1454 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,560 So there's definitely sometimes when it's when it's a horror 1455 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:30,800 movie, I'm like maybe one or two spots in the movie where I was 1456 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,480 like, but for the most part, it wasn't like Jaws. 1457 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,600 Jaws, when I remember watching that as a kid, I was one edge 1458 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,440 the entire time because it was waiting for Bruce to come out 1459 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,480 out of nowhere. And you're just like this one. 1460 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,760 You kind of still get that feel, but seeing Jaws first kind of 1461 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,440 nullifies that a little bit. And these other ones, so to 1462 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,560 speak, I would say. Absolutely no, I'd agree with 1463 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,320 that. I do feel like if they did kind 1464 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,600 of do the build up the same way that Jaws did, where it's like 1465 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,120 you're waiting to see the shark, you have this huge expectation. 1466 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,680 I do think it does also hurt the film in this way that it is a 1467 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:05,880 CGI shark because even in Jaws having the mechanical shark, it 1468 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,040 still kind of had so much more weight to it that actually 1469 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:12,400 seeing it there versus that's very clearly CGI. 1470 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,200 Which I mean, of course it's going to be much more expensive 1471 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:21,560 to use a real 75 foot like shark makeup type deal. 1472 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,800 Fake shark. There we go. 1473 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,960 That's the words I'm looking for. 1474 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,560 But have that versus a CGI shark, which is going to be much 1475 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,080 cheaper to work with. And of course, it's got to make 1476 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,720 money at the end. And when you're making a movie 1477 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:35,479 where the sharks, the villain, historically, they've been 1478 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:36,920 stupid. They've been cheesy. 1479 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,200 Unless it's a Jaws or I mean, I'll even throw the Meg in 1480 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,359 there. Like I say, 47 meters down was 1481 01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:45,680 pretty cheesy. So it's like that one you could 1482 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,680 pick a lot of holes in. I also feel like this movie. 1483 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,200 Yeah, right. Like when it came to Jaws and 1484 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,520 when it came to the Meg, I feel like they had that suspense and 1485 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,960 they had that like this is going to be a big payoff. 1486 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,319 And then it gets there and you're like, OK, like, yeah, 1487 01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:00,520 like that's actually kind of spooky. 1488 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,000 But it's not so much in the sense. 1489 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,479 It's kind of like how in in the movie it where the first one 1490 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,560 like they did a really good job of like building up that 1491 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,359 suspense that way when they did like a jump scare or something 1492 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,319 like that, that typically is like a cheaper move. 1493 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,240 Like you were already on edge. So it has that bigger play 1494 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,279 versus having it where like or like they'll have that 1495 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,160 misdirection where it's like you kind of have like in Jaws, they 1496 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,040 have the, the music start and then like as it kind of starts 1497 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,640 picking me at the and then like they pause and now you're seeing 1498 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,000 some kids play and then you got na na, na na, the guy over in 1499 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,200 the boat. And then all of a sudden you got 1500 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,520 the, as it's getting faster. So like I'm getting goosebumps 1501 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,040 talking about it, but like you're like God, like you're 1502 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:41,160 kind of seeing all the targets and like even in that short like 1503 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,479 3 second shot of them just doing whatever you're like you almost 1504 01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,720 build that connection with that character who you knew nothing 1505 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,000 about. And in this one, I feel like 1506 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,120 they don't quite give like even on the beach scene, I feel like 1507 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,520 they kind of tried to recreate the Jaws beach scene, but 1508 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,600 instead of having it where it's like, Oh yeah, we've got these 1509 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,360 people playing here, we got these people playing here. 1510 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,360 They kind of made them all to like, I don't know, like not 1511 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,920 like frat boy esque, but like it's almost like they all kind 1512 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,720 of seem just so like superficial and just like not what people 1513 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,440 would really be doing at a beach. 1514 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,880 Like it just kind of felt too staged, at least in my mind. 1515 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,400 So I feel like in some cases they missed the mark like that. 1516 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,440 But it was not bad at all. It just went on too long for me. 1517 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,120 And it was a it was a great movie. 1518 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,080 I did enjoy it. I probably would watch it again, 1519 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,520 but it I would need to forget what it was about first and go 1520 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,160 through on a different mindset for it. 1521 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,760 But yeah. Well, Billy, do you have 1522 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,280 anything else to add before we wrap up here? 1523 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,800 I. Can't really think of too, too 1524 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,400 much, just a big thank you for having me on. 1525 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,000 Definitely would love to do something like this again in the 1526 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,040 future, maybe try and get some of the other guys with us so 1527 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:49,560 that we can share them a little bit with your viewers as well. 1528 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,440 And yeah, I mean, for all the listeners, give, give, give this 1529 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,200 guy the love he deserves. He puts a lot of work and effort 1530 01:10:56,200 --> 01:11:01,160 into this for you guys and it's like like advertised on my 1531 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,320 podcast. You know, it's it's so to speak 1532 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,040 that metaphorical shark week every day, so to speak. 1533 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,800 Obviously it's not an everyday podcast, but when if you. 1534 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,160 One day episodes. Build up and you can eventually 1535 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:16,560 just like you've got like 2 months worth of listening, you 1536 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,160 can go to it. It can become an everyday thing 1537 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,280 for you kind of thing. And that by that point he's you 1538 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,640 can just keep following along. It's it's definitely opened my 1539 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:30,920 eyes to the shark world as well. And yeah, like I said, just just 1540 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:34,800 a big thank you much love. It's always fun doing stuff with 1541 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:37,080 you guys and just hope you keep doing it more. 1542 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,640 Thank you, I really appreciate that Sir. 1543 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,840 I paid you well to be here so I appreciate those words. 1544 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:47,160 I did not pay him anything. My God, it was a lot of fun and 1545 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,520 of course I'm hoping to have y'all on. 1546 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,240 Hoping to catch the other two lads as well of course. 1547 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,960 Please go follow hot takes from the bleachers. 1548 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,560 I'll link them in the description below. 1549 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,760 Appreciate y'all listening given all the follows, please rate it 1550 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:03,840 five stars or whatever we do now the IT feels like an old YouTube 1551 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,600 outro, but give us a like if you're watching it there five 1552 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,640 star rating anything, any comments, anything like that all 1553 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,440 helps to move us up more on the Google list so people can find 1554 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:17,440 us a little bit easier. I'll try to link everything in 1555 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:21,400 the comments below or in the details description of the show 1556 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,520 and things like that. And of course, goodbye merge 1557 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,240 because you know it's cool. We've got more coming soon. 1558 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,880 Thank you all for listening, Bailey. 1559 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,760 Thank you for being here and I will catch y'all in the next 1560 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:31,680 one. Take care.