1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,480 A podcast to honor the gods. This better come with a 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:08,360 sacrifice. Dave's ex Media. 3 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,520 Welcome to the bed. Tell us about your favorite jam 4 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:03,640 bugs, Robert. And Charlie, Hey, Robert, are 5 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,440 you? Out of the two of us, I hate 6 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,680 that we're both going for the same joke. 7 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,480 There's only one joke to be made there though. 8 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,120 Unless. Unless you want to talk about 9 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,720 the Megaverse. What have we had a normal 10 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,440 discussion about Greek letters, particularly the second one, 11 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,480 Beta, which is also the end of the episode today that we're 12 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,800 looking at, Season 3, Episode 22. 13 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,600 This is the 100th overall episode of Steven Universe. 14 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,120 Wild, wild shit. And it premiered if you were in 15 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:35,440 California on August 5th, 2016, but it premiered in the US and I 16 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,480 presume everywhere else, on August 8th, 2016. 17 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,600 I'm assuming this is part of a Steven Balm because like the 18 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,120 next like this episode and like the three after it all just kind 19 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,880 of happened one after another. Yeah. 20 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,520 So this this had to have been like a Steven bomb at some 21 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,320 point. More than likely. 22 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,720 But before we continue, hey Charlie, did the postman give us 23 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,160 any post? Hey Mr. Postman, bring me a 24 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,680 post. Bring me the post I love the 25 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,840 most. Oh fuck yeah, I love posts. 26 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,960 Let's hear it. So the title is Hello Charlie 27 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,600 and Robert, how have you been? How have you been, Robert? 28 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,400 It's been pretty gay. You have been pretty gay. 29 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,760 Rude. Listen, all I hear about is how 30 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,400 gay you and your boyfriend are. So always gay. 31 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,360 That's just me. That is just you and this is 32 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,200 from one of our listeners who we did get a previous e-mail from. 33 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:32,760 Listener, please let us know how your name is pronounced because 34 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,800 I know I'm going to butcher it if I attempt to do it here. 35 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:43,680 But it's the listeners whose name is spelled INHYE and they 36 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,640 say I hope everything is going well. 37 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,960 I just noticed the professional beach hunk T-shirt and the camp 38 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,920 fighting hearts cap you guys are wearing on the Patreon banner. 39 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,760 Yes, I did in fact make that on our stuff. 40 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,440 How do you feel about Camp Fighting Hearts? 41 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,480 I want to see what it what the what the actual show is like. 42 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:10,240 I want to know more about this Canadian soap opera about teen 43 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,200 campers just. Because I remember the trivia 44 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,080 was like, oh it's based off Percy Jackson. 45 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,080 All I'm imagining now is the Percy Jackson show. 46 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,960 I mean, was that actually in the trivia? 47 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,360 I don't remember this now. I feel like you're extrapolating 48 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,120 on something that we talked about. 49 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,640 Me tell a lie. Yes, because that sounds more 50 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,760 like you being like, Oh yeah, well, it's a it's a camp and 51 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,960 it's in Canada. Therefore it's just the person 52 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,960 Jackson camp. It's the person Jackson set 53 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,920 prepurposed but for Steven Universe. 54 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,600 That's what it sounds like to me. 55 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:48,000 Maybe that's just what it is. I don't know, I wanna know more 56 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,840 about camp fighting words. I don't think that Rebecca Sugar 57 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,320 would give us more person, Pierre forever. 58 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,880 If you had the chance to live in the human zoo, would you guys 59 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:02,160 give it a try, Robert? No, for a multitude of reasons. 60 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,680 That's not my kank, man. I I also agree with that. 61 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:12,000 I that's a hard pass for me the the non autonomy of it. 62 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:17,000 Just just being told to do everything would really make me 63 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,360 specifically want to do the opposite because I am that kind 64 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,240 type of person, right? I have a lot of questions, but 65 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,320 I'll save them for the next month, haha. 66 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,960 See you soon. And then, yeah, they said they 67 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,640 sent us more questions, but we'll leave those for next 68 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,480 episode. Next time on The Bits. 69 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,080 But thank you for writing us an e-mail. 70 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,400 We love and appreciate you all. And if you want to send us an 71 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,560 e-mail and ask us a question, that's The Bits SU 72 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,320 pod@gmail.com. We could always if if we get 73 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,840 enough questions, we could always do just like a straight 74 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:51,040 up mailbag or QA episode. Perhaps mailbag? 75 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,400 Mailbag. Yeah, I feel like I sometime 76 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,000 what we could do is we could always go back through all of 77 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,720 the questions. Like once once we finish the 78 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,280 show, we should go back for every question and answer them 79 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,280 again and see if we have different answers. 80 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,760 And then I just won't know what on earth I said before. 81 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,320 But that's a good that's a good idea. 82 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,600 Hey, Charlie. Hey, Robert. 83 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,520 What do you say we head to the barn and visit Peridot and 84 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,560 Lapis? Well, first I think we got to 85 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:25,960 see Amethyst trying to do some swishy swishies with her whip. 86 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,360 And it's not, it's not fast enough, it's not good enough. 87 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,360 It's not going to beat Jasper Robert. 88 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,640 No, no. It reminds me, I don't know if 89 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,880 you've ever seen, like in a Jim, those like ropes you like flip 90 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,120 up and down in your hands and it's like supposed to build core 91 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,240 strength and like arm strength. I guess maybe that's what 92 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,480 Amethyst needs to do. I think so. 93 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,840 Sorry, I had a cat who just really, really wanted attention 94 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,880 and he was meowing outside the door. 95 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,400 This is an insane baby. Would you like to talk to the 96 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,800 listeners? What do you have to say? 97 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,400 Archimedes, what do you have to say? 98 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,800 No thoughts. That is survival instincts of a 99 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,600 spoon. He tells me his thoughts. 100 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,600 It's when I pick him up that he has none. 101 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,200 Yeah. So we go to the barn because 102 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,600 Amethyst needs to chill. The fuck? 103 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:17,280 Out Amethyst just needs to visit her I guess we can talk about 104 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,520 Lapidot in a second we actually meet them again but you know 105 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,000 going. To have to, because yeah, did 106 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,400 take a peek. There's stuff in the trivia. 107 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,120 About Lapidot. Yeah. 108 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,560 Yeah, that tracks. So they discover that, you know 109 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,120 that they they come up to the barn. 110 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,720 Paradot and Lapis are watching and commenting on camp finding 111 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,680 heart switches. Absolutely How? 112 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,560 Me and my boyfriend will watch a show and we'll make jokes and 113 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,000 talk about what we're watching. The current show, we're still, 114 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,240 we're still watching it, folks, Is X-Files. 115 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,640 Well. That's a long one. 116 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,880 We also watch a lot of Jeopardy and we are absolutely the old, 117 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:54,400 like weird couple that's just like, oh, what is plutonium? 118 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,000 And then they'll be like, what is zinc? 119 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,800 And it's like, fuck, we got it wrong. 120 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,880 We have we have many people we hate who are Jeopardy champions. 121 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,320 And it's like not. This guy again. 122 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,520 Not this guy was a guy recently who was on like a 13 game streak 123 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,040 and we hated him for each and every game. 124 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,480 He was just like the most annoying white guy. 125 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,040 Lapis and Paradot have customized the barn. 126 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,960 They have an aquarium. How? 127 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,160 I don't know. I love that. 128 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,080 Is it not part of the silo or something? 129 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,080 Maybe. Which leads the question, what 130 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,640 happened to all the corn? Oh I I don't believe that there 131 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,000 was any corn in that silo. RIP to the corn. 132 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,400 Goodbye Cord cult, you have died. 133 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,480 RIP to the corn. They also have a room featuring 134 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,200 objects. I remind them of the past that 135 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,600 they're called Meep Morps. Meep Morp was a vocal stim when 136 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,120 I first watched the show. When I was like. 17 or so. 18 137 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,840 whenever the fuck this episode came out. 2016 I've been 1819 138 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,320 and the second I heard the word meep more it's been in my brain 139 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,840 again. I'm like damn it I forgot about 140 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,280 this. I forgot the ancient texts, now 141 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,000 it's back. I understand like it is. 142 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,400 It is very appealing to my brain. 143 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,760 Also, I just realized something. So in the in the little 144 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,600 aquarium, we have the the alien thing that Peridot got from the 145 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:14,360 prize from Too Short to Ride, and he's missing his little bow 146 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,840 tie. And that's the one that 147 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,760 Peridot's wearing. She ripped it off. 148 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,920 You can see that he's been ripped, ripped and she stole his 149 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,120 bow tie so she can look all fancy dancing for their guests. 150 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,680 But yeah, mean morphs. So you can explains that they've 151 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:34,880 reinvented art basically. And then the meat Morps, the 152 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,559 beautiful Art Museum that is the barn we have. 153 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:42,440 Wow, thanks. Which is the tape recorder and a 154 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,840 bunch of the tapes. It's it's still got the little 155 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:50,680 ribbon on it that and it's broken because remember when 156 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,960 Peridot gave it to Lapis and Lapis was like, I don't want 157 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,560 your garbage. It's not garbage now it's a meat 158 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,240 morp. Well, yeah, it's it's been 159 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,280 repurposed. We love recycling. 160 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,320 Yeah. So I remember when this episode 161 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,640 dropped and people were all like, hey, Paradot and Lapis, 162 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,720 living in harmony, watching shows, being very, like, close 163 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,240 and connected to each other. I know that paradox. 164 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,600 Canonically, Arrow Ace, what's Lapis is shtick. 165 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,520 Do we know? I think all we know is that 166 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:27,040 Lapis has been sort of in a relationship, or at least a 167 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:32,080 relationship coded fusion. So it's unclear. 168 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,920 Yeah, there I remember there's so many people who wanted like 169 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:42,600 Lapis and Paradox Fuse. Yeah, I am very listen, I'm very 170 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,520 pro. I'm very pro. 171 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,480 Them either being like, you know, a confirmed couple or them 172 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,880 just being a platonic relationship. 173 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,400 They just enjoy each other's. They just enjoy each other's 174 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,680 company and that's all it needs to be it. 175 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,520 It's just dead. And Phil before they came out. 176 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:01,000 Regardless, these two are probably in a QPR at the very 177 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,160 least, if not something more. Because this is not. 178 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,400 I feel like this is more than just like, you know, they were 179 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,120 roommates. By the way, QPR for the cool 180 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,480 folks at home, that means queer platonic relationship. 181 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,440 There's some there's something gay there, and it's slightly 182 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,240 more than friends. It's a secret third thing. 183 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,800 It's not friends, it's not lovers, It's pining heart fans. 184 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,840 Lapis shows hermit morps, which are, you know, a little thing of 185 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:37,360 the time they played baseball. It looks like a mobile because 186 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,360 it's it's just got the the baseball, baseball bat and the 187 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,160 glove just all hanging from a stick. 188 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,760 Also there's a leaf next to it and some dirt. 189 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,480 There's a leaf. It reminds her of the time that 190 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,480 Steven gave her a leaf it. Reminds Steven of that too. 191 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,600 And then this one. Damn good leaf. 192 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:59,360 OK, the TV lapis says that this does not have a deeper meaning. 193 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:04,200 I think she is blatantly lying because this is a it's ATV. 194 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:08,840 It's got like car mirrors attached to it and it is playing 195 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,080 over This one's Percy and he's saying I just feel trapped. 196 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:17,320 I just feel trapped over and over again and it's like if this 197 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,400 does not symbolize her in the mirror. 198 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,240 I think this perfectly symbolizes it from like a 199 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,560 literary standpoint. I don't think this means 200 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,880 anything to her. I don't think she attributes 201 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,800 meaning to it. And that maybe also means that 202 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,800 she doesn't attribute meaning anymore to her time in the 203 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,560 mirror, because now she's attributing everything to her 204 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,080 time now with Peridot. True. 205 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:42,000 Could be. And lastly, we have a piece that 206 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,560 is is is toilets. It's it's both of them together. 207 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,320 It reminds Peridot of the time that she was stuck in the 208 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,320 bathroom. And then Lapis does her little 209 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,400 water bending, such it's called Occupy. 210 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,960 I need to say that there's like a common meme for Dan and Phil 211 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,800 about how they once shared about how they once shared a photo of 212 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,040 two toilets, like staring at each other. 213 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,160 It was like a gag bathroom or something, or like a weird 214 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,640 bathroom in a hotel. But the fandom has always been 215 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,400 like Oh my God they joint shitters Mr. and Mr. Games. 216 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,840 See. The problem is we can't even 217 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,960 compare Paradon Lapis to Dan and Phil anymore because they've 218 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,720 been confirmed. Like. 219 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,520 Like the the joke no longer works. 220 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,800 Robert, I'm sorry. Not really, no. 221 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,840 And Amethyst also, because, you know, she has guests, she has to 222 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,280 impress everybody. She's like, hey, let's want to 223 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,600 see this thing that I kind of rehearsed where she's, you know, 224 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:44,480 one woman bands, one gem band, I should say, with all of these 225 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,600 metal instruments using her metal powers and she plays one 226 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,720 note and they all fall down. And I'm just like, you don't try 227 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,000 so hard. Come on, Why don't we just I'll 228 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:01,760 help you know, and Paradox doing the triangle, Lapis is doing the 229 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,840 tambourine and dancing and Amethyst is just like this. 230 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,880 Doesn't matter. None of this matters. 231 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,640 Yeah, she's very, you know, hey, I just lost a really. 232 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,280 I think if I recall correctly Jasper is like the first big 233 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,400 fight that Amethyst has lost. All season are like all show. 234 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,880 I think so. Yeah. 235 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,720 So yeah, it would make sense that she's like very triggered. 236 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,360 She's honestly triggered by it. She's she's like, I was supposed 237 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,560 to be a savior and like the protector of earth or whatever 238 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,720 in that moment and I was not. I also love how when Amethyst is 239 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,560 like, because, you know, Jasper's still out there, 240 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,200 Paradot's like I'm Amethyst. We don't really tend to say the 241 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,520 J word around here anymore. And like when Lapis doesn't 242 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,520 really, she's kind of like a deer in headlight. 243 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,960 She has like what reaction when Jasper's name is mentioned of 244 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,960 hers and then when Peridot says that she's just like, really 245 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:56,920 like, I'm fine, I'm good. Yeah, she's over her toxic ex. 246 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,320 Now she's just living with her question mark. 247 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,800 Yeah, listen, it ain't up to us to define what the relationship 248 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,200 is, but we can say it's gay. Absolutely. 249 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,120 There's nothing straight about this. 250 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,560 So Amethyst, like, runs off and leaves, and Steven explains to 251 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,560 Peridot. Yeah, she figured out she's 252 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,240 supposed to be just like Jasper. I feel like we've been over 253 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,920 this, but regardless, it's like she's obsessed with fighting her 254 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,000 and beating her on her own terms, you know? 255 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,360 Yeah, proving that she's the better gem. 256 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,920 When it really doesn't matter all too much. 257 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,760 Her that's like and with this you're way better than Jasper 258 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,800 Really not hiding that's even totally just outed your whole 259 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,640 situation here. Tragically, yeah. 260 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,360 Yeah, so we talked a little bit more about Jasper and how like, 261 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,960 but they're different gems entirely. 262 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,000 And like, she was made in the beta kindergarten. 263 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,440 She's not even as cool as you. That place sucks. 264 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,160 The what kindergarten from also on earth? 265 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,080 What? There are more. 266 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,800 There are more kindergartens and it turns out, yes, there are. 267 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,240 But the beta kindergarten was, you know, like this, at least as 268 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,360 Paradox describing it, this like shitty Plan B, you know, sort 269 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,120 of, oh, you know, we have the space, so might as well. 270 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,840 I think it was a little bit more than just we had this space, it 271 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,600 seemed. I think the I mean like this is 272 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,920 all from like, you know, as Stevie universe storytelling 273 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,720 goes, you kind of have to extrapolate, you know, what's 274 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,200 going on here. But I think the beta 275 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,520 kindergarten seemed to be like, OK, well, they're fighting a war 276 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,320 now against Rose Quartz. They need more soldiers really 277 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,600 freaking quick now. And so they started making more 278 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,360 and getting sloppy with it. You know, I think, I think 279 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,600 that's kind of what it is. Yeah, so like they walk through 280 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,240 the beta kindergarten and Paradise, like, look at this 281 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,520 design, look at these holes. It's all shit. 282 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,080 You are definitely better than Jasper. 283 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,680 And then they come across the hole that Jasper came out of and 284 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,360 paradise like, wait a minute, put me in the hole. 285 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,680 She goes in the hole. She looks around. 286 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,840 She's like, yeah, this is like the most perfect hole of all 287 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,360 time. Jasper might be perfect. 288 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,800 Before they leave the barn, though, there is this hilarious 289 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,840 exchange between Peridot and Lapis, where Peridot is like, 290 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,720 Lapis, are you OK? I'm going to go, OK, cool. 291 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,520 What episode are you on? What episode are you watching? 292 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,960 It's like guys, guys, not right now. 293 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,600 And then she throws the the bow tie and Lapis does not catch it. 294 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:33,600 Just Lapis just gets funnier and funnier the more episode she's 295 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,400 in. Yeah. 296 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:40,880 It's so great, so beautiful. Yeah, I they've, they mentioned 297 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,400 so many different holes here. Like, like skinny. 298 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,400 You remember Skinny? We're gonna meet her. 299 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,800 Eventually. So yeah, these holes are 300 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,080 freaking janky, like all over the place, but Jasper somehow 301 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:57,800 came out like fists raised and it's all like sandstone to the 302 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,280 back. Like what the hell? 303 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,800 I'm imagining there's a character from an anime that 304 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,960 just finished My Hero Academia. His name is all My Hey. 305 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,960 Finish. It's done the last episode. 306 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,839 The last episode is like going to be an OVA allegedly for like 307 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:16,119 the last bonus chapter of the manga and then that's it. 308 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,280 It's done. I should watch it once it's 309 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,240 fully done then. It's a weird show, dude, but I'm 310 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,319 going to be, it's going to be great. 311 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,920 I'm going to be. So please message me when you 312 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,160 watch it. I've seen, I've seen some 313 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:31,920 episodes, I do know like a bunch of things about it, I just have 314 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,480 never fully watched the whole thing. 315 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,000 But you know who Almight is, right? 316 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,040 The big buff block. Yeah, that's what I'm imagining, 317 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,320 that she comes out in the Almight pose. 318 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:45,720 Of course, yes, that makes full. Honestly, And then what I need 319 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:50,440 now is I need a dub of like a fan dub of Jasper scenes. 320 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,680 But it's Chris Sabot Sabbath, Chris Sabbath, who is the voice 321 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,880 of all my slash Vegeta slash a bunch of other people to I just 322 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:05,840 need like Jasper, I am here. Oh, it's it's glass all the way 323 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,800 back. So Paradise says yeah, it's her 324 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,880 thing is insane. And just so basically her and 325 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,440 Amethyst are kind of the opposite of each other in that 326 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,240 way. It's like because Amethyst is at 327 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,320 the the prime kindergarten, the one that was perfectly made, 328 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,480 everybody there seem to have come out, you know, generally 329 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,400 the way they were quote UN quote meant to sure. 330 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,920 And here, this is the beta where it's kind of shit. 331 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,640 It's a rest job. Everybody kind of came out wonky 332 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,040 and Amethyst came out a little smaller, a little took her a 333 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:45,600 little longer and Jasper is like super, mega perfect apparently. 334 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:50,120 But it's like you really can't compare because of how one in a 335 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,320 million they both are, you know, right. 336 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,200 And then they notice that there's a hole that's different. 337 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,320 It's a new hole. It's not made by a fairy dog. 338 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,400 Yeah, but it's not. It's not made by a prayer, but 339 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,840 it was made by something or someone to contain a corrupted 340 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,680 gem. Yep, there's many holes, all of 341 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,440 them with metal bars on them, and they all have giant 342 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,680 corrupted gems. Well. 343 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,600 We know someone who's collecting them like Pokémon. 344 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,760 We do, and then she appears in the dust. 345 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,320 It's Jasper. The upside ends right there. 346 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,040 Abruptly right at the beginning of the action scene like 347 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,640 Amethyst brings out her whip and that's it. 348 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,080 Episode ends which is crazy way to end. 349 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,920 Like, wow. Rude. 350 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,520 Hey, Robert. Hey, Charlie. 351 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,200 You want to go to the Crystal Temple. 352 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,520 For some Crystal Temple trivia. Hey yo. 353 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,440 This episode's name was first revealed in the episode listing 354 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,120 on the Cartoon Network website. This episode was originally 355 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,720 named Beta Part 1. OK so I completely forgot that 356 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,680 CA means Canada and not California. 357 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,080 In this case, the episode was first aired in Canada on Friday 358 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,960 August 5th and then it aired in the US on Monday August 8th. 359 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,840 So the Canadians get everything. Well, of course it's about camp 360 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,280 fighting hearts. Oh, true. 361 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,160 When Peridot asked Lapis which season of campaigning Hearts 362 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:18,080 she's watching, Lapis replies 3. Which could be a reference. 363 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,960 Which could be a reference of the season. 364 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,160 This episode was released in Season 3. 365 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,920 And now for controversy. This episode was met with 366 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,600 controversy upon its release. Fans of the show became 367 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,800 confrontational with former show writer Jesse Zuk on Twitter due 368 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,360 to the perceived subtext hinting at romantic developments between 369 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,840 the characters Lapis and Peridot. 370 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,320 Within the episode, the perceived subject supposedly 371 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,200 conflicted with the many fans own non economical character 372 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,120 relationships among the fandoms commonly referred to as 373 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,680 shipping. Many advocates of Amadot the 374 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,720 Amethyst and Paradot relationship head cannon became 375 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,480 hostile towards Zook for allegedly negating the Amadot 376 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,680 head cannon. Some fans also observed the 377 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,280 Lapidot. The lapis and Paradot 378 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,360 relationship head cannon focused moments in this episode as queer 379 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,720 baiting, a term used to describe the inclusion of homoerotic 380 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,120 tension between 2 characters to attract more liberal and queer 381 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,640 viewers without the relationship explicitly addressing the 382 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,480 question of which addressing the question of either character 383 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,440 sexuality. This accusation made despite the 384 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,640 fact that the series had already established a history of Canon 385 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,040 queer relationships. On August 12th, 2016, Zuke 386 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,760 deleted their Twitter account, likely as likely as a result of 387 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,760 the preceding controversy. In an IO9 article published on 388 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,080 August 13th, 2016, Zuke stated. I decided I don't want to be 389 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,920 accessible to thousands of people who think because I work 390 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,440 on a TV show that I own them myself all the time. 391 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:34,720 Which fair enough. Damn I I hate fandom sometimes. 392 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,160 Oh dude, trust me we're we're currently in the in the surge of 393 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,720 Percy famine because of season 2. 394 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,080 Robert, you for one get the fuck off of Reddit like you need to 395 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,000 stop. I like Reddit though. 396 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,920 But you keep getting in the trenches and you need to stop 397 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,160 talking to people. I also should not have commented 398 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,280 on your post because people were mean to be too. 399 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:01,440 So I will not go on Reddit for the same reason people on the 400 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:06,240 Internet are so mean about fandom things, because they have 401 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,360 such strong opinions. And it's like, OK guys, guys, 402 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,040 it's a ship of two fictional characters. 403 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,920 Please don't take it this seriously. 404 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,320 Please don't. We are the Stevie Universe 405 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,240 fandom. We're not the Voltron fandom. 406 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,760 Please, please stop. Robert. 407 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,800 I assume you know. I assume you know what I'm 408 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,640 referring to. I don't know exactly. 409 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,320 However, I did watch a Dropout show called Crowd Control, which 410 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,240 is basically a game show of like managing a crowd during improv 411 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,400 comedy and well, not improv like stand up comedy, sorry. 412 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,720 And there was a person on that show whose shtick was they were 413 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:48,040 studying like the psychology of like fandom and whatever. 414 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,320 And one of the things they said was like Voltron ruined me. 415 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,640 And there were like three other people in that room who were 416 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,320 like, Voltron also ruined me. Robert, Robert, you don't 417 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:02,440 understand the ship of like, especially the ship of plants 418 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,520 just fully destroyed the Internet. 419 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,400 I think the whole thing I had engaged with. 420 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,080 You had to be there. I didn't engage in the fandom. 421 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:21,040 I just know about it, and it was inescapable to not know about it 422 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,200 if you were in certain circles. So it's just, it's just a lot. 423 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:31,320 Don't bully creators of shows to try to get them to make your 424 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,040 thing cannon. That's all I'm going to say. 425 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:37,640 Yeah. So for cultural references, beta 426 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,800 is the 2nd letter in the Greek alphabet, often used to note a 427 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,120 second in command or subsequent testing period. 428 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,080 That's the only important thing about the word beta. 429 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,880 The Beta kindergarten seems to be located in the Grand Canyon. 430 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,280 It also bears a strong resemblance to Antelope Canyon, 431 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,960 located in Arizona. That's that's kind of hilarious 432 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,960 to me that they're like, wow, you know, the Grand Canyon, It 433 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,600 fucking sucks. Like that's what they're saying 434 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,840 in this entire episode. Parent out wearing a bow tie and 435 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,320 her eccentric personality contrasting with Lapis's more 436 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,840 laid back attitude. References roommate shows and 437 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,960 buddy comedies such as The Odd Couple and Avid and Costello. 438 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,040 I love that for them. And now for Charlie's favorite 439 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,880 section. Continuity. 440 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,640 The beta kindergarten mentioned by Peridot in It Could Have Been 441 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,000 Great appears for the first time. 442 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,000 The title card features the barnyard rather than the 443 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,320 temple's hand, the first to do so since hit the diamonds. 444 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,160 Amethyst whip upgrades from Bismuth appear again. 445 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,840 Oh yeah. OK, Peridot says. 446 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,720 Home away from homeworld. A direct quote from the same old 447 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,080 world. Lapis's meet Morp's reference 448 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,120 events from Same Old World and Hit the Diamond. 449 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,440 Peridot Peridot's toilets reference events from Catch and 450 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,960 Release. Peridot appears to have better 451 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,680 control of her ferrokinesis, which was discovered, which was 452 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,600 discovered in Too Short to Ride. Peridot's plush from Too Short 453 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,440 to Ride returns. Peridot now wears the bow tie 454 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,560 from the plush herself. It's mentioned that Amethyst had 455 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,240 been training since Stephen versus Amethyst. 456 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,000 How long ago was Stephen versus Amethyst? 457 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:10,040 2. I mean like timeline wise. 458 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,240 Unclear. The way, the way, the way, 459 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,400 Because the way Steven versus Amethyst goes directly into 460 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,880 Bismuth into Bismuth goes directly into I guess there is a 461 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,960 time skip for Bismuth. So you know what? 462 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,880 Who's to say? Who's to say here? 463 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,400 Peridot and Amethyst mention a Carnelian who came out of her 464 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,440 rock formation sideways, and a Quartz who mouth whose malformed 465 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,240 whole is described as skinny. Presumably this is in reference 466 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,360 to Carnelian and skinny Jasper, who would later debut in That 467 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,360 will be all I can't wait for. That will be all I can't wait 468 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,520 for that one. Such good times. 469 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,920 All right, Robert, wait. We need. 470 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,520 Which do we do first? I can never remember these 471 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,920 things. Pro points? 472 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,840 Who are we giving pro points to? Pro point goes to the Crush tape 473 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,320 recorder, which is now Meat Morp. 474 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,400 Because I love me a little guy, and that's about as little guy 475 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:11,320 as we got. Mine is gonna go to the plush 476 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,760 the the the alien plush guy. I feel like I gave it to the 477 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,760 plush guy in Yeah, I did and too short to ride alien guy. 478 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,920 We both gave it to alien guy. I'm giving it to him again 479 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,040 because like RIP alien guy. He was destroyed so that paradox 480 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,640 could get bow tie. Also he's drowning. 481 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,680 Someone please save him and question. 482 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,720 Oh, I had, I had something earlier and then I forgot what 483 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,400 it was. What? 484 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,600 What is what's a piece of media that you've made a friend watch? 485 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,200 I've gotten them obsessed with unless we've I don't think we've 486 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,560 done that before. I don't know. 487 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,560 I don't remember anymore. I mean, I can definitely just be 488 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,240 like, oh, Percy Jackson. That's like the, the easy, 489 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,600 that's like the easy thing to say. 490 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,440 Percy Jackson. I'm. 491 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,240 Trying to see if we if we did something before, Oh, no, no, 492 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,120 that was that was different. OK, OK. 493 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:17,360 I mean, yes, Percy Jackson, but also like God, I've done this 494 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:22,680 with like other things as well. I've made several of my friends 495 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,520 watch she were in the Princess of power. 496 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,360 So. As you should, honestly. 497 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,880 As I should. I'm still I'm mad at Netflix 498 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,720 today because it's so fresh on my mind. 499 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,560 Charlie, thank you as always for making a podcast of me, my 500 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,520 friend. Thank you for making a podcast 501 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,520 of me. Because if every podcast were 502 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,280 perfect. We wouldn't have the bits. 503 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,880 Bye. Bye bye. 504 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,280 You can follow this podcast socials at The Bits SU Pod on 505 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,800 Instagram and Tumblr. 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I Co host another podcast on the 527 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,680 network with Ray called Of the Oldest Gods where we talk about 528 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,560 the mythology book series by Rick Raritan starting with Percy 529 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,800 Jackson. I also Co host a podcast with my 530 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,720 buddy Ethan called Mysteries and the Machine where we talk about 531 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,680 all things Scooby-doo. You can find me Robert at the 532 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,360 Damn Meme Page on Instagram Threads, Blue Sky, and TikTok. 533 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,720 If you want to hear more from me, check out my YouTube channel 534 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760 also called The Damn Meme Page, where I make videos mainly about 535 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,280 Percy Jackson but also sometimes other fun stuff. 536 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,040 If you want to find me elsewhere in the podcast first, you can 537 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,200 also TuneIn to my podcast The Pit Crew, a show dedicated to 538 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,120 dissecting the HBO Max medical drama The Pit. 539 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,760 The Bits is proud to be a part of Deus Ex Media, which features 540 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,680 great podcasts like Of The Eldest Gods, a Chapter by 541 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,840 Chapter Rick Riot and Pod with mythological context and no 542 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,080 spoilers. Well, we finished the Percy 543 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,440 Jackson series. Wait, what are we still doing 544 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,400 here? And what is that music? 545 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,640 Oh, you, you thought it was over bro, we're just getting started. 546 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,080 We, we are Charlie. What's next for the eldest gods? 547 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,920 Well, Ray, it's time for us to go into our Egyptian era. 548 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,760 We're going to start the Kane Chronicles. 549 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,680 Oh hell yeah. Wait, why do you have a glowing 550 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,520 boomerang? Don't worry about it, it's just 551 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,680 my Egyptian magic wand. Man, the Egyptian stuff isn't 552 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,240 going to be like the Greek stuff, is it? 553 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,160 Not at all, but we'll still cover mythology as it comes up 554 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,400 in each chapter. Are we going to have cabins this 555 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,160 season? The Kings don't have cabins, so 556 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,040 instead I'm Charlie, following the path of Best. 557 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,880 And I'm Ray following the path of geb. 558 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,280 Join us as we read The Red Pyramid, the first book of The 559 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,520 Cane Chronicles, chapter by chapter. 560 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,120 Welcome back to Of the Eldest Gods. 561 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,600 Dave X Media.