1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:04,520 Oh, hi, it's Crystal here. I hope you're enjoying the 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,560 festive Gooch. Baby and I took a couple of 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,200 weeks off over Christmas, but to tide you over until the new 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,320 year, we've decided to bring you the episode on one of our 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,760 favorite movies we covered this year, Barb Wire. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,760 This movie was originally released as a Gatreon exclusive, 7 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:26,440 but we're unlocking it now for your Ear holes delight. 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,760 Our Gatriel members get a bonus episode every month, and they 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,160 also support us to occasionally take a little well deserved 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,280 break. Unfortunately, I didn't use my 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,240 break wisely. I just got drunk. 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,160 I don't know, maybe that is wise. 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,840 We'll be back soon with a new episode, but in the meantime, 14 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,160 please enjoy some quality time with Canada's second finest 15 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:54,720 export, Pamela Anderson. Get away from her, you bitch. 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,600 He was in the Amazon. When she was researching spiders 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:10,000 right before she died, No, I thought you become a prostitute 18 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,960 or a dog at it. I used to love doggy chow. 19 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:19,000 I used to love doggy chow too. I'm sorry, I'm going to say it. 20 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,800 You know what I'm going to say? Why are you saying it though? 21 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Why do you get to say it? Fine, should we say it together? 22 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,400 Well, yeah, but it's like, oh God, OK, this this is the way 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,440 the podcast is going. Like my drag name is literally 24 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:39,000 baby, so it makes far more sense for me to say, but literally for 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,960 me to say don't call me babe, call me baby. 26 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,000 Yes, I'm baby lame. I mean literally, why can't you 27 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,720 just give me that? What were you going to say then? 28 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,080 How does it work for you? No, it doesn't work for me so. 29 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,000 You just you literally. Have it this. 30 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,560 Is the low of the podcast. You've literally gone to the 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,440 most basic line. Normally you're quite good with 32 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,000 this. I feel like I had something else 33 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 but. No, say it. 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,240 I mean, go on, say it. No, you're the bigger, you're 35 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,360 the biggest star here. You're the top Billings. 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,320 So you say it. I'll say something else. 37 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,760 How about? How about say it say? 38 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,520 It No, no, no. I've got something. 39 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,640 I've got something. No, I want you to say it now. 40 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:27,040 No, no, you already did it. I will rip your heart out of 41 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,240 your ass and stuff it down your throat. 42 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,720 Thank you, Crystal. That is way more in line with 43 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,920 you as a human being as well. I feel so. 44 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:48,080 And welcome to Camp Classics, a thoughtful podcast about stupid 45 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,960 movies. Or where two people have slowly 46 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,280 have a mental breakdown while tearing each other down in the 47 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,040 process. Just don't call us, babe. 48 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,360 No, I wish someone would call me babe. 49 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,360 If if a drag queen calls you babe, it's because she doesn't 50 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,000 know your name. Oh yeah, totally. 51 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,920 Honestly, the number of people that I only know is babe. 52 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,120 Hundreds, hundreds always as well. 53 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,040 Like when you're like, yeah, like I get this with everyone. 54 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,160 Like any bar, I go to anything if there's someone that knows me 55 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,520 and I just don't know anyone. No, I. 56 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,280 Don't know anyone's name at all. And then I always, and then I 57 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,760 think I know someone and then clearly I embarrass myself 58 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,880 because they're like, I don't know you. 59 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,640 So there's, there's like, I'm like, I just, I never know how 60 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,840 to play it with people. That's what Tammy was really 61 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,360 talking about in this movie, wasn't she? 62 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,440 Just like she's like, I'd like people to learn names again. 63 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:47,520 We've lost a sense of common decency, politeness and respect 64 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,920 in this world. And just going by these faceless 65 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,400 names that you can call anyone, it's just not serving us as a 66 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,680 community, so. Yeah. 67 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,720 And I mean, it's got to such a bad point if if that does 68 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,600 continue to happen, I will find an inventive way to kill you. 69 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,200 That's actually what caused the Civil War in this movie. 70 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,080 Oh, is that the oh, that's the prequel that was never made? 71 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,920 Oh. It's called Babe. 72 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,760 The only other babe that came into my head then, which sounds 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,280 like you at the moment, babe. A pig in the city control. 74 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,200 Yourself. Yes. 75 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,720 I'm coming to you direct from the City of Angels. 76 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,320 LALA, the city, Oh no, it's not the city of sin, it's the city 77 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,280 of angels, isn't. It City of Angels, Yeah. 78 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:46,040 And do you not while I'm here? Do you feel like you're in LA? 79 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,520 Do you kind of like cosplay as an LA person while you're there? 80 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:55,280 Well, I did go to a party on Sunday and someone offered to 81 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:59,120 send me a script. No, I was like, I'm having the 82 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,880 most LA experience of my own life. 83 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,400 Fuck off. Yeah, it's so fun. 84 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,360 Oh. My God, do you know anything or 85 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,240 more about the? Script. 86 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,640 Sure, sure. So it's my friend Mono, who's a 87 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,600 comedian, and he's written a drag murder mystery. 88 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,400 And he actually wrote it a few years ago. 89 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,760 And he wrote a character with me in mind and he told me about it 90 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,800 years ago. But on Sunday he saw me. 91 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,360 He's like, I really should send you that script. 92 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,560 I was like, Oh my God, I'm in it. 93 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,440 I'm. I'm in LA. 94 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,400 I'm in LA, I'm like, you can send it to me. 95 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,600 I don't know what I'll do with it. 96 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,960 I don't know what you're supposed to do with you. 97 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,720 Receive a script and and the idea that there's a script that 98 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,360 I would turn down. Yeah, exactly. 99 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,880 Oh, no, that's fabulous. No, you should. 100 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,040 You should work that angle while you're out there. 101 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,280 You've got a couple more days, you know, get some meetings. 102 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,360 In a lunch. Yeah, get a lunch in, maybe 103 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,120 pitch some ideas to some. You're living in ATV producers 104 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,280 house at the moment aren't you? I am. 105 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,040 Pitch some formats. Come on. 106 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:01,040 Surrounded by post, it notes that say things like Jamie Foxx, 107 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:07,480 BBC Studios, classic games, Oh. My God, you're in the hub. 108 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,960 You're in the hub of entertainment. 109 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,240 Yeah. Maybe a movie made of this 110 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,360 podcast. Oh, yeah. 111 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,240 Who would play us? Oh. 112 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,080 We could play each other. We could play each other. 113 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,880 You're, you're the actor now, aren't you? 114 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,320 So I'll. Be starring as Baby Lame. 115 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,760 Well, I don't believe it should be, like, genders or anything. 116 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,880 So I would like Aubrey Plaza to play me. 117 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,920 I just think that's kind of the angle I'd like. 118 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,680 Yeah. I mean, I don't think I'm 119 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,480 anything like Colby Plaza, but in my head I am. 120 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,600 She's talking about, like, a potential camp classic. 121 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:48,040 She's in the, like a lesbian cop film coming out soon. 122 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,200 Oh, OK With what's her name from the substance? 123 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,160 Really. Yeah. 124 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:57,280 What's her name? Sorry listeners, you're 125 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,800 listening to a film podcast and we can't name one of the biggest 126 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,120 films. What is her name The. 127 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,640 Daughter of What's a Chop? Yeah, yeah, Andy Mcdowell's 128 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,600 daughter. Margaret Quali, control 129 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,200 yourself. She's in the movie with Margaret 130 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,760 Quali and lesbian love interest, so it could be like the 131 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,440 Newbound, so I think we should. See. 132 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:22,640 Wait, so we have a cop? A female cop movie already 133 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,600 called Hot Fuzz, but that one wasn't lesbian. 134 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,040 No, there was also the other one. 135 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,840 There was but. It was called Hot Fuzz. 136 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,320 Yeah, I didn't even think about the fuzz of it. 137 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,320 Lesbian. That's a great name for a film, 138 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,320 isn't it? Yeah, maybe it's a remake. 139 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,480 Shame they already. Yeah. 140 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,600 Shame. It was shame that name was 141 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,520 already taken. What was I going to say? 142 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,040 Are we on the Gatrian? We're on the Gatrian. 143 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,320 That's what I was going to say. Yeah. 144 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,440 Welcome to the Gatrian. You're a Gatrian member, so you 145 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,960 know the score. You know how this podcast works. 146 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,480 But we are so thankful for your support and for you helping make 147 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,280 this podcast happen. Thank you for being here. 148 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,000 You're not just a Gatrian member, you're a fucking 149 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,240 incredible human being and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. 150 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,800 You. Your family. 151 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,400 You, what you bring into our world is like something that 152 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,800 can't be bought, something that can't be exchanged physically. 153 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,520 It's a spiritual, spiritual connection. 154 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,000 It's really community we're building here, isn't it? 155 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,800 We're building. That's good. 156 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,080 I like that camp. Classic cult. 157 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,560 Yeah, we love, well, we love you for subscribing. 158 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,200 So thank you. We do for that. 159 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,680 But. Baby, before we go any further, 160 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,120 what makes a camp classic? Well I was wondering, should I 161 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,000 try and do this Alibaba wire today? 162 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,400 Oh yeah, please. OK. 163 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:47,080 What makes a camp classic? It needs to unlock with joy. 164 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,360 I want to get a tingle. It needs to have an ongoing 165 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,280 legacy. It's stupid. 166 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,760 It informs queer pop culture. It should be anti mainstream 167 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,640 underdog pop buzz. It's very hard. 168 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,040 It's actually very hard to be a Pamela Anderson and speak like. 169 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,320 That hard to be as disaffected as as her. 170 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,720 Yeah, wow, that was a real. I mean, I'm not the actor of the 171 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,360 duo, so I can only apologize for that Crystal. 172 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:19,520 But yeah, basically we want something that is just anti all 173 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,720 the shit that we see in mainstream cinema and we want 174 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,840 something that's just going to make us laugh and make us feel 175 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,920 queer and excited about that. Yeah, and we are, of course, 176 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:34,480 covering 96's Barbed Wire starring Pamela Anderson Lee. 177 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:41,560 Pamela Anderson Lee, of course. Well, should we get into this 178 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,520 movie? Yeah. 179 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,560 Let's do it. So box office reviews, etcetera. 180 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:52,520 This movie was a flop. It it flopped about as hard as a 181 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,120 movie can. Flop budget of $9 million. 182 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,240 It made just under 4 million and it wasn't even released 183 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,600 internationally. So that was it. 184 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,840 It wasn't. It wasn't. 185 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,760 Released internationally. Apparently not. 186 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,560 No. No box office for Europe. 187 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:12,160 Oh my God, yeah. Also, $9 million is not a lot 188 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,120 for a film. No, it's not. 189 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,760 It's a really small budget. I mean you, you can absolutely 190 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:24,400 see that how the money has been spent, but fuck me that's, I 191 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,440 mean poor Pammy. This was meant to be her 192 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,960 breakthrough moment. Wasn't it? 193 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,760 Yeah, it was. It was critically a disaster as 194 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,240 well. It's got 28% on Rotten Tomatoes. 195 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,840 It was nominated for six Razzies. 196 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,440 How did it do? It only one worst new star for 197 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,760 Pamela Anderson Lee. Yeah, and that even sounds like 198 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,520 a made-up category because they do like to make up a category at 199 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,320 the Razzies because she was also nominated for Worst actress. 200 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,880 Yeah, that that. Yeah, they've just literally 201 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,760 gone. How can we bring her down? 202 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,600 Yeah, not a not a hit, let's say, but this is the quote I 203 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,320 found from Roger Ebert which I think sums up my opinion about 204 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,120 this movie as well. Roger Ebert said the film makers 205 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,720 must have known they were not making a good movie, but they 206 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,720 didn't use that as an excuse to be boring and lazy. 207 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,480 Barbed wire has a high energy level and a sense of deranged 208 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,680 fun. I mean, that sounds quite 209 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:25,520 beautifully aspirational to me. I know I don't have a good life, 210 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,760 but I'm just going to be as deranged and put as much energy 211 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,280 as possible into it. Yeah, absolutely. 212 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,320 Absolutely. But yeah, I What's your history 213 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,480 with this movie? Because I had never seen it. 214 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,960 I don't think I'd ever seen it all the way through. 215 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,720 I obviously was just aware with like the imagery of it all and 216 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,760 maybe I'd seen some adverts with like, Don't Call Me Babe, but it 217 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,320 wasn't something that I was like, Oh yeah, that's a camp 218 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,160 cult film. I just knew it was out there and 219 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,560 my previous memory of it was there. 220 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,520 It wasn't that interesting. So right, it's not something 221 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,320 I've revisited until for this podcast, personally. 222 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,240 Yeah, I've never seen it either, but I started watching it on 223 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:14,200 Sunday night around midnight in a taxi going the whole way 224 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,520 across LA Yeah, I was on the freeway for 30 minutes watching 225 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,440 barbed Wire, really, really drunk. 226 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,480 And honestly, I think that is the best way to watch this 227 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,840 movie. I mean, especially the opening 228 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,680 scene, yeah. Cruising down like the motorway 229 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,880 and like. I got all the way until she 230 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,760 knocks out that GIMP and I was like, I'm having the time of my 231 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,080 life, yeah. I mean, where do you sit with 232 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,160 old Pammy, You know, because she is, she is one of your people. 233 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,440 Isn't she a Canadian goddess? Like, is she, is she like one of 234 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,080 your big, you know, home country people that you, you worship? 235 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,480 Where does she rate? I think I kind of missed her in 236 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,880 the 90s a bit because I was never a Baywatch person, but 237 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,280 like, she was everywhere, wasn't she? 238 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,920 Like you couldn't, you couldn't escape her. 239 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:02,800 She was in the culture. But I guess I never like really 240 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,160 fell in love with any of the media that she produced. 241 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,880 I love her look, though. I mean, she is like the 242 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,880 blueprint for a certain kind of drag. 243 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,760 And it's it's the kind I absolutely love. 244 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,840 She's just so hot. She's so stylized. 245 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,840 Those thin brows, that smoky eye, that wispy fringe. 246 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,280 It's just like, it's sensational. 247 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:28,600 It's sensational. Watching it again and looking at 248 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,320 the way she looks on camera and her face, I was just like, it's 249 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,800 beyond God levels. Like there's something like 250 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,200 really special. It's kind of like, I guess how 251 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,800 some people may feel about like Marilyn Monroe or something. 252 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,160 Do you know what I mean? Because I feel like Marilyn 253 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,280 Monroe is like such a you sort of associate it with such like a 254 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,960 cheesy image now, don't you? But like, maybe for our 255 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,760 generation, she is that Marilyn Monroe. 256 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:56,480 But there's there's something like so you can't keep your eyes 257 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,000 off of her. And it's not just because her 258 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,680 tits are out constantly. Yeah, totally. 259 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,560 She's had such an interesting run, hasn't she? 260 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,920 Like I loved that documentary last year. 261 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:12,960 It was so fabulous. I didn't watch the Pam and Tommy 262 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:17,680 series because did you watch it? No, because I don't. 263 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,320 I didn't think she was supporting. 264 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,200 Yeah, exactly. And I just kind of hate that. 265 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,760 I think that's just a bit of shit, isn't it? 266 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,920 Yeah, so it's just like another chance to profit off of her sex 267 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,880 tape basically without her consent, which. 268 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,840 Yeah, which is, which was the whole problem with the sex tape 269 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,480 in the 1st place. I mean, I think they got around 270 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,360 to like monetizing it in the end, didn't they? 271 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,000 But it was just like so much money was made off the back of 272 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,440 their personal tape. It's. 273 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,760 And it was stolen and yeah, awful. 274 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,200 But yeah, it's like she, because it was really interesting, like 275 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,000 what I was reading about her reasoning for choosing this 276 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,400 role. And a lot of it was just looking 277 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,120 at Jane Fonda and like the kind of career trajectory that Jane 278 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,920 Fonda had. Because obviously Jane Fonda was 279 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:01,960 this like sex part in Barbarella, but then also like 280 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,880 hugely politicized, had lots of like other campaigns that she 281 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,480 wanted to do and like kind of used her beauty and her sexiness 282 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:15,320 to kind of open up doors for herself and also challenge that. 283 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,760 I don't think, I don't think Jane Fonda's ever gone. 284 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,120 Oh, I regret those times where I was a hottie. 285 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,080 I hope they use me. What am I here for if not to be 286 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,080 used by good people for good things? 287 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,280 Just also sort of showing that you can be both and I think 288 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,040 that's something that I felt watching this movie back was 289 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,120 obviously we've had so much like on Pamela Anderson over the 290 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,760 years, especially like the reviews about this film was, you 291 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:43,000 know, what an airhead, you know, too much makeup tart, blah, 292 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,080 blah, blah. Whereas I just, all I see is to 293 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,560 someone who just is incredibly sexy, incredibly sexy and like 294 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:54,560 confident in herself. Yeah, I felt so empowered by 295 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,040 her. Yeah, yeah, I totally agree. 296 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,920 I totally agree. Yeah, the Jane Fonda thing is so 297 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,440 interesting. And especially because like 298 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,720 Barbarella for some reason is like Barbarella is also a really 299 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,280 bad movie. And I guess maybe the difference 300 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,200 is that Jane Fonda is a good actress and unfortunately Pamela 301 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,640 Anderson probably isn't, which is something we can discuss 302 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,800 more. But like, it's interesting that 303 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,200 Barbarella's kind of endured as this like, cult film, even 304 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,800 though it's a bad movie, it's definitely AB movie kind of 305 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,960 thing. And Barbarella's getting remade 306 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,040 with, yeah, with Sydney Sweeney. Oh. 307 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,040 So I mean, that's interesting. I wonder if barbed wire will 308 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,600 ever get that, but it feels like it's kind of escaped sort of the 309 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,440 cult audience in a weird way. You kind of you when you Google 310 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,240 like, barbed wire remakes, like normally when you just Google 311 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,880 films it, you know, because it's so easy to just put a like a 312 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,560 rumour out there. Yeah, no rumours come up. 313 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,360 There's no one attached to the project. 314 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,800 There's no like, oh, it was nearly remade 10 years ago with 315 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,080 so and so. Yeah. 316 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,920 It just feels like it slipped under the radar. 317 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,120 Yeah, it's too bad. Did. 318 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,520 What about the last show, Girl? You've seen it, haven't you? 319 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,359 Yeah, I actually quite liked it. You weren't a fan, were you? 320 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:12,119 No, it didn't do it for me, but I'm, I mean, I am just such a 321 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:15,760 fan of her and I would like want her success so bad. 322 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,359 Yeah, I. Thought I thought, yeah, I 323 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,760 didn't quite didn't quite buy into all of the kind of like 324 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,440 Oscar buzz that they were pushing out around it, but I 325 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,760 thought I thought it was kind of a cute small little film. 326 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,120 I don't, you know, I don't think she was incredible in it, but I 327 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,120 kind of bought this idea that she was like, I want to be sort 328 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,280 of like showgirl, like the way she spoke about the like 329 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,680 conductor and stuff. I kind of kind of bought it a 330 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,960 bit. I thought Jamie Lee Curtis was 331 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,880 amazing in it though, and that and like kind of just chewed off 332 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,440 all of the scenery in the film. Didn't. 333 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,320 She was so good. She was so good. 334 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:56,120 Coldplay do a matinee? What about a 12 noon concert? 335 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,680 Coldplay. What about? 336 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,040 It but again, it's really hard because that that again had 337 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,760 clearly no budget. And so it's like you've got 338 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,320 you've got this person, this star, he's got a big spotlight 339 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,600 and a focus on her. And actually if there was more 340 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,280 money, maybe a better film could have come out of it. 341 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,520 But it's just it's it's kind of this weird and again, it's this 342 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,360 weird thing with barbed wire. It's like this huge mega star 343 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,240 known around the world, but kind of no one's really putting that 344 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,880 much money behind it to make it a success, so. 345 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,440 Yeah, yeah, maybe it didn't really have a chance. 346 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,400 On the other hand, she is also really quite bad in this movie. 347 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,920 Like in in in in certain objective ways. 348 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,840 I like to think that she was committed to the character. 349 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,880 So. And I think I think clearly what 350 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,440 happened to her, as we saw in the flashback to when she wasn't 351 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,200 wearing makeup and she clearly was a much more innocent young 352 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,720 kind of gal, times have been tough. 353 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,120 She's had to put on a barrier. She's had to toughen up. 354 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,960 And that, you know, that's the only way to survive in 2017 is 355 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,680 to really build that barrier. So. 356 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,400 Well, should we get into the part of this? 357 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,040 Movie can I just say when they when the year came up in the 358 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:15,120 film and it is 2017, I was like oh lol that's in two years time. 359 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,760 And then I was like, no shit, it's 2000. 360 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,800 And 25. I'm like, wow, really, really. 361 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,440 Time is slipping away. But I was literally like 2017. 362 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,040 That hasn't happened yet. Oh, maybe it will be happening. 363 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,400 Hey, no. I mean, maybe it will though the 364 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,000 this movie takes place during the Second American Civil War. 365 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,520 I feel like they probably were out by about 10 years. 366 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:41,160 But yeah, give it 2027. It's happening. 367 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,600 I can see it. Fucking hell. 368 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,760 So yeah, we are. Let's get into the spot. 369 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:52,080 We are in the year 2017. It's the future and it's during 370 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,600 the second American Civil War. Steel Harbour is the last free 371 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:01,040 city in the United States. The Congressional Directorate 372 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,520 are the Nazis running most of the US. 373 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,960 We've got an opening scene and it is our girl Barb doing. 374 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,520 I mean, I love how often she's called Barb. 375 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,840 The name doesn't work unless you say barbed wire. 376 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,360 No, totally. Because I think of Barb and 377 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,840 Star, Yeah. Or I think of the drag performer 378 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,520 Barbs. Yeah. 379 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,560 And also they they love to call her Miss Wire which also doesn't 380 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,480 work for me. But listen, that is an opening 381 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:33,240 show. I want tickets to that show. 382 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,320 Yeah, so she's doing a very, very wet strip, not a 383 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,680 striptease. She's just sat on a trapeze 384 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:45,520 getting hosed basically. And just like tits are fully 385 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,720 out, aren't they? I wonder which version you 386 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,320 watched because did you watch it on dailymotion? 387 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,600 No, I watched it on Amazon Prime I. 388 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,440 Think right, so that's the unrated 1, so you get a lot of 389 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,840 nipple. Oh yeah, Because I was about to 390 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,080 say like, they are not because wasn't there something that the 391 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,120 director was like, pressurized to include more nudity in this 392 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,760 movie? Yeah, I think so. 393 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,960 I think they wanted it sexier. And then Pamela had the idea for 394 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,440 this, see, because she'd she'd had a nightmare about being 395 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,320 hosed with champagne during a striptease or something. 396 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,760 She said it was a nightmare. I don't know, she's like, but 397 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,680 let's do that. So this was her idea. 398 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,600 I mean, I'd hate that risk assessment, that performance, 399 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,960 because they want water. Like imagine how long it would 400 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,880 take to clean up. But fuck me sexy. 401 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,160 Yeah, so hot. She looks so good. 402 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,720 You literally like, why wouldn't you? 403 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,840 I mean, I know that it's probably incredibly problematic 404 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,200 with the male gaze of camera etcetera, etcetera. 405 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,960 But all of that aside, if you had that body, why wouldn't you 406 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,800 just want to be celebrating it? And like, it's unbelievable how? 407 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,560 Hot she is. Yeah. 408 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,320 Yeah. The male gaze of it all comes up 409 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,800 so much during this movie. Like it's obviously doesn't 410 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,240 factor in for me because I don't want to bone her. 411 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,840 I but I just love looking at her so much. 412 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,200 It's just so I find it so empowering. 413 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,120 It's annoying to also realize that like, so many teen boys 414 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,480 probably rented this movie and wanked over it, but then also 415 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,320 like, maybe that's great too. Yeah, I feel like I know lots of 416 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,280 like female friends that that would now wank to this as well. 417 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,960 I feel like she's it's been reclaimed in that sense to get 418 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,240 go. So the problematic female gaze 419 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,240 is here as well. Yes, the gaze is happening. 420 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,400 The gaze is gazing because those are out. 421 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,440 You mean the gaze? Yeah, the gaze. 422 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:37,160 Oh, it's all the gaze, the gaze, the days, everything do. 423 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,320 You know that Kate Blanchett clip, right? 424 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,440 No, I don't know meme culture, sorry. 425 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,880 Well, it's really good. Someone's like, someone's saying 426 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,360 to her, Kate, you're known for your evil gaze. 427 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,760 And she's like, I am. It's like, yeah, yeah, you know, 428 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,720 you're classic evil gays. She's like my gays. 429 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,240 And she's like, oh, my gays. I thought you meant the gays. 430 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,960 Oh, you mean the gays, not the gays. 431 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,240 Well, imagine if gays were watching this show. 432 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,400 It would be a very different response to those guys. 433 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,160 I mean, I'd probably kill the gays quicker than she kills, 434 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,280 kills that guy. But could you imagine it'd just 435 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,280 be like? Yeah. 436 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,520 Oh, she's wet. Mother. 437 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:23,040 So yeah, Pammy is getting catcalled by a gross, slutty man 438 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,360 in the audience. He's like, take it off, take it 439 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,800 off faster. Take it off, babe. 440 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,280 And we learned right here that babe is her trigger word. 441 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,400 Do not call her babe. She takes off her stiletto and 442 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,880 she throws it at him, impaling him in the head with her 443 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,280 stiletto. Don't call me babe. 444 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,720 Can I just slow clap? Can I just slow clap? 445 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,160 I mean what? What else? 446 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,840 What else? Like on this podcast? 447 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,440 What else are we looking for in an opening? 448 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,400 Scene. I can't think of a better way to 449 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,360 start a movie. And the soundtrack is that kind 450 00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:00,680 of like rocky slash dancey industrial, which is so a 451 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,880 product of this time that I'm, I don't listen. 452 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,240 I don't listen to that music. But whenever it comes on, I'm 453 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,840 like, Oh yes. It's so good. 454 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,920 Then she goes backstage and we learn it's her first night as a 455 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,560 stripper. There's some really baffling 456 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,680 dialogue, including a woman who sounds like she's speaking 457 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,280 French, and then the other girl says she's Chinese. 458 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,920 OK, I'm not sure why that was in there, but Pam, we learn, is 459 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,200 actually there to rescue a girl. So she leaves the changing room 460 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,760 and kills a man with a cigarette blow dart, which is also great. 461 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,200 Pulls the girl out of a meat locker and they escaped by 462 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,200 batmaning out a window. And I also something I love 463 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,120 about this is like it's giving like very Catwoman vibes. 464 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,000 Michelle Pfeiffer, Like it's she's helping the woman, but she 465 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,760 also hates her as well. She's like, it's not like, so 466 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,160 like, come here, give me a hug. It's like, get up. 467 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,360 Yeah. Froze her down the chute. 468 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,040 What does Michelle Pfeiffer say to that woman she rescues and. 469 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,520 What is it like? You make it so easy. 470 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,800 You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some bad man 471 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,600 to save you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 472 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,200 It's so good. It's you're right. 473 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,120 It's exactly that energy. It's so good. 474 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,520 But yeah, because Barb isn't a stripper at all. 475 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,400 She's a bounty hunter. Yeah, she is. 476 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:27,160 Yeah, she returns the girl to her family, takes the money and 477 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,560 their car. Can we? 478 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,760 And I'm like can. We also talk locked in, but 479 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,040 like, how bad was that that guy's accent? 480 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:34,800 Oh. Yeah. 481 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,920 It was like literally jarringly bad. 482 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,520 It's like he doesn't need to be British. 483 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,720 Like no, no, just make him American. 484 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,760 Yeah, just it was, I was just like, what the fuck. 485 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,080 But yeah. But then it had that mean, mean 486 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,600 and Moody like Neo Noir voice over from her, didn't it? 487 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,880 Where it was like, I guess I'll take the car. 488 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,400 Yeah, not bad for a night's work. 489 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,360 And it's like a shot of her, like in a sunset. 490 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,720 And that's what you get for being a bad girl in a tough 491 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,200 town. Yeah, I thought I could handle 492 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,520 these mean streets, but blah, blah, blah. 493 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,560 It's very that. But it's great, the car plus 494 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,160 the. Cash. 495 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,360 Not a bad night's work. Well, how do you do that? 496 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,960 You just snapped into character. Oh my God. 497 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,280 I was just really impressed by the work there. 498 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,400 That was great. Thank you. 499 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,600 Well, that's actually what I do when a time I'm driving in a 500 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,160 taxi in LA. I'm just like, monologuing is a 501 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,120 hard night of hooking, but somebody had to do it after a 502 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:39,600 long night of hooking. Trey didn't like the session, so 503 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,640 he had good at me. Anyway, it's an excellent setup. 504 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,320 She's like an amoral, tough, sexy character. 505 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,560 She doesn't give a fuck. I'm I'm like so on board. 506 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,840 So on board. What what's the not to be on 507 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,280 board with in that situation? Yeah. 508 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,520 I mean, it's it's quite clear from immediate that she's not 509 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,880 going to be great at doing the acting. 510 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:10,000 But I'd say my overall feeling about this movie is like, I 511 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,280 would change a lot about this movie. 512 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,360 I don't think anything she does is I would change. 513 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,880 No, I agree. I wish the movie overall was 514 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,760 better and that she could be landed in it doing exactly the 515 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,280 same thing because I think it would make it really fun, but 516 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,800 because she's so watchable. She's so watchable. 517 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,360 And it's the other thing is it's like, yeah, like you said, like 518 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,960 they sort of set up these kind of quite cool ways that she 519 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,080 kills people, but then that sort of fizzles out, doesn't it? 520 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,240 She doesn't really have that many more things up her sleeve 521 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,920 after that. It's sort of no, Yeah, front 522 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,000 loaded it. Yeah, then we've got a scene 523 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,160 with our villain who is torturing a girl in a metal Borg 524 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,720 style bikini, which is just. So fucking ridiculous. 525 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,920 Yeah, it's so silly. She's having her mind read and 526 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,280 being electrocuted. Everything's all like she's. 527 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,560 Why is she in a bikini? I don't know, metal bikini. 528 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,680 It's it is quite. It is quite. 529 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,640 Fab. And she's like kind of orgasming 530 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,560 as well, isn't she? Yeah, yeah. 531 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,720 But he kills her and this is where we get our set up for the 532 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,800 the villain. So he's the evil Nazi Colonel 533 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:23,120 Prizer, and he's looking for Cora Dee, who sounds like a 90s 534 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,920 like dance act. Let me be your fantasy Cora Dee. 535 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,000 She is a former government scientist with a cure to the 536 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,840 Congressional director. It's new bio weapon which is a 537 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,160 mutated form of HIV. What was it called as well? 538 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,040 Something like ribbon some. Red Ribbon? 539 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,880 Fucking hell yeah. I mean, that is so the product 540 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,240 of the 90s, isn't it? Because they were like hating on 541 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,960 the AIDS big time then, yeah. But I guess this movie doesn't 542 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,680 really take a stand on it, does it? 543 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,480 No, it doesn't take a stand on anything, though it does it 544 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,080 really. No, I was just wondering like 545 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,320 what the movies take on ATV is this. 546 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,120 I guess you could, you could say they're raising awareness. 547 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,680 Cool. Well, hopefully they donated 548 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,720 some money. But yeah, Cora D, our scientist, 549 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,360 is on the run and she has just arrived in Steel Harbour with 550 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,840 Axel Hood. And she's just had plastic 551 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,480 surgery as well, hasn't she? Has. 552 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,640 Yeah, for some reason. I guess that's important to the 553 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,360 plot, yeah. I mean because. 554 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,600 She she's in hiding. She could have given me a bit 555 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,800 more like kind of, I don't know, something a bit more exciting. 556 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,640 Like she's gorgeous. She's very, it's very, I mean, 557 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,840 the surgeon's great. It's very good work. 558 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,720 I'll say that. You can't. 559 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,280 Tell it looks very natural yeah very natural. 560 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,360 So her and Axel need to get to Canada and and in order to do 561 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:51,040 that they need some special contact lenses to get through 562 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,400 the border. Wow, there's nothing sexier than 563 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,640 contact lenses. There's a. 564 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,920 Main plot device is a. Contact lenses, yeah, that is 565 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,040 the Mac Guffin of this movie. That is the reason we're here. 566 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,640 This whole movie is going to be about getting a pair of contact 567 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,840 lenses. And it's not even like it's set 568 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,800 in the future. So it's not even like we're 569 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,240 going to, you know, give you different eyeballs or something. 570 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,800 A bit like freaky. Nope. 571 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,880 It's just this contacts. Just some contact lenses. 572 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,360 That's the only way she's going to get to Canada. 573 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:25,080 So our girl Barb runs a nightclub called the Hammerhead, 574 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,120 where everyone is welcome because Barb doesn't take sides. 575 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,400 I mean, I love this club. Yeah, of course you do. 576 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,720 It's like the dream venue. Yeah, it's so great. 577 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,880 It's just like, Oh my God, I want to like go there every 578 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,600 single night. I want to perform there. 579 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,360 I just want to. It's the kind of place that 580 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,880 you're surprised someone is an angle grinding in the corner. 581 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,880 Yeah, but it's like she runs a great bar. 582 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,720 And this is what I will say. This is what I love about 583 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,920 apocalyptic features. Underground subcultures and 584 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,720 fetish wear will always thrive. Yeah, everyone's wearing a 585 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,920 choker. The extras, every extra is 586 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,760 serving in this movie. The looks are so good. 587 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,040 Did you see that girl with the, like, the big side, parted red 588 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,120 hair and the tits out? Yeah, she's like in a bustier. 589 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,600 Tits out. Oh, she looks so good. 590 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,360 It's this classic. Yeah. 591 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:24,440 Like classic, like, centerfold 90s metal rock'n'roll Moto 592 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,720 chick. Yeah. 593 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,760 Here for it. Yeah, we've got Udo Keir playing 594 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,280 Curly, who runs Barb's bar. He's Do you know this man? 595 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,720 I've seen him in 90s films before but I didn't know 596 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,960 anything about him but I just recognized his face. 597 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,240 Yeah, I love this man. Guess how many movies Udo Keir 598 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,960 has been in? I like, well, it's going to be a 599 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,720 lot, but I'm going to say like 40, but. 600 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,880 Over 220. Wow. 601 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,800 He he has averaged 4 movies a year for his career. 602 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,000 Wow. Which is. 603 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,280 Which is spent 50 years. And is he still alive? 604 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,840 Is he still with us? He lives in Palm Springs with 605 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,800 his husband and. He's a guy as well, yeah. 606 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,840 He's been, he's been out the whole time. 607 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,400 He just said it was never a big deal. 608 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,480 Do you know he was in Madonna's Erotica music video and in 609 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,560 Madonna's Sex Book? No. 610 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,240 He he was, he was in the original Suspiria. 611 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,360 He was in Blade. He's done loads of work with 612 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,840 Lars von Trier. He's basically, he will say yes 613 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,240 to everything, but he's done some really cool stuff. 614 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600 What a life, yeah. Like, and just imagine being 615 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,320 like, even like even like a credit like this. 616 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,760 It might not be the most prestigious credit, but to be, 617 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,320 you know, the wingman to barbed wire is a pretty fucking 618 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,960 amazing. I'm sure there's some like great 619 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,160 storylines there to off camera. Yeah. 620 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,120 Yeah, yeah. So I love him. 621 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,240 I love him. And he's basically playing like 622 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,000 the gay, the gay best friend. Yeah, he's the he's the Alfred 623 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,080 to her Batman. Yeah, it's very that there are 624 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,480 lots of those like kind of comparisons with Batman in this 625 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,400 film, I think. Yeah, but we learned that Barb 626 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,800 is strapped for cash and she's not making enough to pay her 627 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,040 staff at the bar. So, you know, she carries about 628 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,280 making sure people get paid on time. 629 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,960 So she's got to take another job and. 630 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,080 What's that job going to be? Well then we cut to her on the 631 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,440 street as a prostitute. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. 632 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,720 It's like, it makes sense, you know, Well, obviously she wasn't 633 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,520 going to be invited back to be a stripper when she killed 634 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,920 someone. So, you know, she needs to think 635 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,840 on her feet. What else can I do? 636 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,240 And, you know, obviously as a hot blonde, the only other thing 637 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,040 she could do is be a prostitute. It makes complete sense. 638 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,440 I love this bit, though, because there is a moment where you're 639 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,200 like, well, maybe she is just going to hook. 640 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,080 Yeah. And like, that's how she's going 641 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,480 to make some extra cash. Again, that's why, like, people 642 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,040 like us watching these films, beers way differently to other 643 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,040 people because we're like, sex workers work. 644 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,480 Go for it, girlie. There you go. 645 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,200 Yeah. Girls got to eat. 646 00:33:52,520 --> 00:34:00,560 Dick, sorry. She picks up a John and he asks 647 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,600 to see her license and you see a flash of her card that says 648 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,520 license for prostitution, which is so great, so great. 649 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,840 And she takes him home. I love this scene. 650 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,639 It's I love this scene. So he's like, he tries to get 651 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,840 with her and she's like, why don't you slip into something 652 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,320 more comfortable? And he says, I was thinking 653 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,560 something less comfortable. And then he comes out in a full 654 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:29,320 GIMP suit and it's just amazing. It's it's clear this movie has 655 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,800 no respect for men from this scene. 656 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,960 And that's what I really, really. 657 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,320 Really. And then and then what is it as 658 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,239 well? Like, did you wash your hands? 659 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,360 And he's like. No, I was bad, yeah. 660 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:45,400 I know like a little. Brown No, I was naughty, and she 661 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,520 says. I'm so glad to hear that. 662 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,920 Yeah, it's great. Yeah, and then she takes his 663 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,800 paddle to give him a spanking. She says turn around, and then 664 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,440 she knocks him out. No, no, because Barb doesn't 665 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,800 take shit. She's actually there to get the 666 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,680 guy in the room next door. She uses some plastic 667 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,440 explosives, blows through the wall. 668 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,640 And then we've got our first big action scene where she does a 669 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:13,480 shootout and kills another man who calls her babe and kidnaps 670 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,600 this man who is a bail jumper. But also, it turns out has the 671 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,000 contact lenses. Now just quickly interrupt. 672 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,160 Obviously as you said, we know what her trigger is. 673 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,480 Now what? What do you get annoyed when? 674 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,040 What if people call you something? 675 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,720 What? What's your like trigger word? 676 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,640 What's do you have one? No, I don't. 677 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,520 But then as I'm thinking, it's probably just going to be 678 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,600 something like fag, isn't it? It's actually probably going to 679 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,880 be something quite nasty. And like, don't call me. 680 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,120 Actually don't. Don't call me baby Lemay, that 681 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,680 is. Baby Lemay is a big one for me. 682 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,640 Yeah. Owen Jones thinks my name is 683 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,280 Crystal. Whenever I see him out, he'll 684 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,480 introduce me to whatever Baggies with him. 685 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,120 Like he's a little bit like, this is Crystal. 686 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,840 I'm like I can't be bothered to explain this. 687 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,960 Well, you you could explain it in the pammy way and just kind 688 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,040 of. Hit him. 689 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,720 Call me Crystal. Feel through the head. 690 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,240 Yeah. Great. 691 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,120 There you go. Put it into practice, it might 692 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,640 work. Contact lenses, sorry. 693 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,760 Yeah, contact lenses. She's kidnapped this man. 694 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,720 She takes him to the guy who's hired her. 695 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,680 I like that she extorts him for Canadian dollars. 696 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,600 She doesn't want American. She wants Canadian because 697 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,640 that's the world we're living in. 698 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,200 Yep. Drops off the man, she doesn't 699 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,640 know the contact lenses is there, blah, blah, blah. 700 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,640 Who cares? Back at the bar, we have a scene 701 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,680 of her dancing with a soldier. I thought it was kind of cute. 702 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,640 It's like showing that she's like a woman of the people, 703 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,120 isn't it? Yeah, it also shows. 704 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,840 Yeah, because you know, she can't style her hair for all 705 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,280 occasions because her hair looked terrible. 706 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,960 This was the when her hair was really flat. 707 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,360 Yeah, I'm just like some parts I'm like, I know she's been up 708 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,240 against it, but like, where's the fantasy of like the perfect 709 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,720 dude? Like sometimes it literally 710 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,120 looks like she's been through it. 711 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,760 Do you know what I? Mean, do you think, do you think 712 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,480 it was like wig versus not because sometimes it is so 713 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,280 wiggy? Wig. 714 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,480 Did you just say Wig? Yes. 715 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,240 Just looks thirsty. But maybe it's just her hair. 716 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,560 You know what I mean? Yeah, I. 717 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,520 Don't know, but I, because I think do you know, the person 718 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,560 who like created this look was that they died a few years ago. 719 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,040 It was her makeup artist called Alexis Vogel. 720 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,560 And if you look at this woman, she is incredible. 721 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:24,920 Like she clearly just mastered the back tease of the hair. 722 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,680 They're like thin, thin eyebrows, like the overdrawn 723 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,960 lips. And you're just like, oh, 724 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,880 apparently she was one of the reasons why Pammy decided to 725 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,480 ditch wearing makeup all the time. 726 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,400 She just said that no one could do it like her. 727 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,920 And she just kind of and she just they had such like a 728 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,600 brilliant working relationship and friendship together that 729 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,360 when she went it just the fun kind of went of it. 730 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,160 But again, I was just like imagine being the person that 731 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,160 created that like stamp. That look icon. 732 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,960 And also as well the costume designer and died 3 days ago. 733 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,600 Oh, but she also, she worked on so many big films, but she 734 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,680 worked on Carrie as a costume designer. 735 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,280 Oh wow. She's literally just done all of 736 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,880 these different films because her costumes are so beautiful. 737 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,880 The corset tree. Oh, it's just like quality, 738 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,800 quality, quality. Yeah, the silhouettes are 739 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,720 amazing. There's a scene the first time 740 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,560 she's in the nightclub as well, I guess, when you first see her 741 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,080 in that corset, I think, and she's being lit through like a 742 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:32,000 slatted blind. It just looks so hot. 743 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,160 And her ass, like her ass is ridiculous. 744 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,680 She's got that like French cut. So it's a thong cut corset just 745 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,720 framing her butt so well. It looks amazing. 746 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,480 It looks so good. Yeah. 747 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,280 Yeah. No notes, No notes, no notes. 748 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,080 I'm probably going to like speed through the rest of the movie 749 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,680 because to be honest, I feel like we've hit the yeah. 750 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,520 We kind of know where she's got the contact lenses. 751 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,960 She knows where they are. Yeah, so we meet. 752 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,400 We've got the crooked chief of police, Willis. 753 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,720 He brings the evil villain to the bar. 754 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,280 They're trying to get Barb to help them find the fugitive. 755 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:13,040 Dr. Axel also comes to the club and asks Barb for help. 756 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:17,360 And we learned they have a romantic history because he left 757 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,360 Barb high and dry during the war. 758 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,760 But that flashback scene, so I had to talk about that. 759 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,040 That was just that. I, I howled with laughter during 760 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,720 that because it was, I know I've just been defending Hammy's 761 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:33,080 acting, but like, fuck me, that is like a rough, rough, rough. 762 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,880 It's giving like soap opera, daytime soap opera. 763 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,840 It's giving daytime soap opera portrayed in a like sketch 764 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,040 comedy show. It's very SNL, they put like a 765 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,440 weird reverb effect on it as. Well Oh my God the echo effect. 766 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,720 That flashback scene is amazing. She's in like army fatigues and 767 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,560 a hard hat. She looks like so out of place. 768 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,280 That face has never seen a frontline. 769 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:03,760 No fucking way. But again, I just, I love the 770 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,440 basicness of just like equating like a woman without makeup. 771 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,800 Obviously that was before, you know, she was a bad girl and you 772 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,440 know, there was some. It's the most literal thing you 773 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,560 can do, isn't it? There's so many things about 774 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,680 this movie that they all feel it feels quite a lot like a porn 775 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,760 parody of a movie. Do you know what I mean? 776 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,400 Yeah, it does. It does. 777 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,720 It's like sometimes it's been given as much thought as like, 778 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,400 yeah, the the porn version. There must be a porn version of 779 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,080 this movie. That has to be. 780 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,400 And you're completely right. Like if you could interject so 781 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,400 many sex scenes, couldn't you? You could literally go right cut 782 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,240 here and then this is where they all take their clothes off and 783 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,960 they fuck against this and they do. 784 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,920 I could just, I can see it now basically getting excited. 785 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,280 You see, darling, you are a whore. 786 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,720 But yeah, Barb doesn't want to help anyone because she doesn't 787 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,640 take sides anymore because she's jaded, blah blah blah. 788 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:04,320 The Nazis trash Barb's bar and Barb's brother Charlie decides 789 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,680 to help the resistance and the doctor Corey D, but he gets 790 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:15,000 caught and killed by the Nazis, which forces Barb to take sides. 791 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,680 What do we think of the brother character? 792 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,320 I'll be completely honest with you, I I didn't know that he was 793 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,200 the brother. I wasn't really paying attention 794 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,480 to him. The blind guy, yes. 795 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,320 You didn't know he was her brother. 796 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,000 I must have tapped out of that bit because I do remember, like, 797 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,240 obviously the bar being destroyed and he's like hiding 798 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,560 under it and is he like, getting some drink or something? 799 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,360 And then she helps him. Yeah. 800 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,880 So I was just like, oh, he's just the drunk at the bar. 801 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,560 And then. And then obviously, I mean, how 802 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,680 stupid of me because when he's found dead, her emotional 803 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,840 performance, I mean, of course it's a blood relation to her 804 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,120 because it was so sad and touching her the way she's 805 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,560 wailing over his body. But no, I didn't. 806 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,280 I didn't realize. So yeah. 807 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,000 I liked the casting for him because he does kind of look 808 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,040 like the male Pammy he's got. He's got the 90's rock star 809 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,760 Harry. He's got that huge lips like he 810 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,560 was. Yeah, I mean, he wasn't very 811 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:15,240 good either. But so anyway, Charlie's death 812 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:19,240 forces Barb to take sides, and she decides to help Axel and 813 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:24,600 Cora Dee get to the border. Before that though, we've got 814 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,560 Batty big fat, so to get through. 815 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,200 That's what we know that with the budget is running out so 816 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,200 much when he's literally sat in like a like a tractor yeah just 817 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,320 sat there and that's like the big set piece of the villain 818 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,120 with like 2 extras holding a gun looking at her. 819 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,000 It's. Giving. 820 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,440 Yeah, again, it's giving porn parody of Mad Max. 821 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,360 Yeah, totally. Yeah. 822 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,320 It's so similar to Mad Max. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 823 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,600 Well, also, this movie, you know, is the plot of Casablanca. 824 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,480 Yeah, I've never seen Casablanca. 825 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,760 Sorry I haven't either but. Yeah, like what? 826 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,000 A celebrated, critically acclaimed film? 827 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,560 No, thank you. Not on my. 828 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,000 Watch. But yeah, it's quite funny that 829 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,760 that's, yeah, a renowned movie. And this movie was like, let's 830 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,760 just do that plot, but we'll set it in a post apocalyptic future 831 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,920 and it'll have tips. And somehow managed to get rid 832 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,320 of a plot because I know there is a plot in this film, but 833 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,120 it's, I mean it, it doesn't really sustain a plot, does it? 834 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,240 Not really, no. Because now we've got the 835 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,760 inevitable chase scene. Lots of explosions. 836 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,800 Lots of bag wigs from the stunt double. 837 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,960 S Oh my God, so many shots of her from above where you can 838 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,520 just see frizzy hair. On I was like, what's my wig 839 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,760 doing on this? Yeah, it's very like wigs I 840 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,680 wear. I was like, I know that wig. 841 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Yeah, sometimes the wig in this looks like it was the Smithies 842 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,720 version of a Pamela Anderson wig. 843 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,360 It's like because I'm sure that this wig does exist in a 844 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,560 Smithies version like and it would be called 90s bombshell or 845 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,680 something. Yeah, yeah. 90s screen siren. 846 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,000 But yeah, I also have this wig. I mean I think mine was is a 847 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,440 little better. Than. 848 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,440 Than than the one she wears sometimes or definitely the one 849 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,160 the stunt double S wearing. Anyway, final fight scene, 850 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,120 there's a crane. Barb and the evil Colonel are 851 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,920 fighting on the crane. I liked the bit he like uses a 852 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,280 forklift, like pin her against a bunch of cars and so it's like a 853 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,960 car pile up on a forklift that then ends up on a crane. 854 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,160 It's just very silly. Yeah, yeah. 855 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,160 And before that as well, she was had a motorbike, didn't she, 856 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,400 with the kind of the two jets as well that she. 857 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,160 Oh yeah, she had like rocket launcher. 858 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,360 Yeah, yeah. Loved all of that. 859 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,800 Yeah. Yeah, that was great. 860 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,800 But Barb sends the evil Colonel to his death because he calls 861 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,320 her babe and he falls to his death. 862 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,600 They make it to the airport to get their flight. 863 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,560 Basically this whole movie is about catching a plane. 864 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,920 To go to. Canada, yeah, to get some 865 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,000 getting some contact lenses and catching a flight. 866 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,080 I don't have my prescription. I'm not going to go out to fly 867 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,400 unless I've got my prescription. I'm going to have to go to 868 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,360 boots. Also as well, when she does give 869 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,960 her the contact lenses, I'm like they are bright blue and a 870 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,200 really weird they're giving like Meryl Streep in Death becomes 871 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,120 her. Like the pigment has gone from 872 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,520 your eyes. I'm like, darling, I think 873 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,280 people might question whether these are your real eyes and 874 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,840 whether something legit is going on even though you have had 875 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,080 exquisite plastic surgery. Just saying. 876 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,280 Well, it works because Cora D puts the lenses in and she 877 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,120 escapes to Canada. And then Axel touches old Barb's 878 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,680 lift in a really weird way, like leave the makeup alone. 879 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,120 Yeah, it's very that bit in Showgirls where like the the 880 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:54,960 pimpy strip club owner like touches know me on the face. 881 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,680 Yeah, it's just like, get off her. 882 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,240 Must be weird not having anybody come on you. 883 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:04,000 But Barb takes her new wealth, and she goes to make a fresh 884 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,680 start, and you can just imagine she's going to end up in a new 885 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,520 city with new people to grudgingly help a new sequel. 886 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That end, the way the film ends, 887 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,520 is so abrupt as well, isn't it? Because it's like she says, get 888 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,840 in line, boom, boom, boom. And then that's it. 889 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,720 And I'm like, fuck, yeah, That's a great because normally in 890 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,400 those kind of films, I will give her credit for that. 891 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,040 Like, normally at the end, you know, you do have the hero 892 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,480 that's been left to fight justice by themselves, but they 893 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,720 kind of linger on it a bit more. But no, not with her. 894 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,480 It's like, boom, I'm going to fuck something up. 895 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the movie. 896 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:44,600 Where do we start? Well, I mean, what is the to not 897 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:50,480 love about Pamela Anderson with guns in leather, Yeah. 898 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,480 Or pleather or PVC? I mean, I something I really 899 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,960 enjoyed about the film in general was obviously there's 900 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,080 not a lot of money spent on special effects, but when we got 901 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,200 to like the see the sort of explosions and the fight 902 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,400 sequences, I was like, I fucking love a big old fight scene. 903 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,360 No CGI. It's just fun, isn't it? 904 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,000 Yeah, they put a lot of money into explosions in this movie, 905 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,360 which we can give it that for sure. 906 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,120 That this movie is kind of interesting because you can 907 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:26,040 imagine it gender swapped and with like a male action lead and 908 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,720 it would still be a bad movie, but people wouldn't hate it. 909 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,320 People wouldn't be like, this is the worst movie of all time. 910 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,280 It wouldn't be on the top of lists of like the worst movies 911 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,640 of the 90s. It would just be kind of like a 912 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,880 normal bad action movie. But because it's her, there's 913 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,440 like this extra hate for it. I I feel, and that's just 914 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,040 obviously just misogyny, isn't it? 915 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,800 It's because people are like, look at this slut. 916 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,880 She thought she could be someone. 917 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,760 We're not going to let her have this. 918 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,320 That's how it feels. Totally. 919 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,920 And it's like it's interesting what you were saying earlier 920 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,160 about that quote from Robert Eggers as well about the people 921 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,600 making this film know that it's not a good film. 922 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,880 And I wonder how much of that was like, you know, you know, if 923 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,320 we only spend 9,000,000 is Pamela Anderson, we get her tits 924 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,840 out. We put up these hot pictures of 925 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,800 her. I bet it's like cash cow. 926 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,120 We can get the money back from that. 927 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,080 Do you know what I mean? Like, because she is just like 928 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,720 front and centre, like her body is the film, isn't it? 929 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's very, it's got kind 930 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:31,160 of like that exploitation movie sort of vibe to it. 931 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,920 What I love though, is that like, it feels like she's in 932 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,840 charge the whole way through. It feels like she's driving it. 933 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,240 I mean, if there's one thing we know about Pamela Anderson is 934 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,280 that she's like very vocal. She's very opinionated. 935 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,640 It feels like she's always been kind of like in charge of her 936 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,440 career choices. Yeah, because I've read 937 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,880 something else about this film as well, that she just was like, 938 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,560 when when it got pitched to her, she was like, it was, you know, 939 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,040 the characters got guns and is fighting people and she was just 940 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,120 like, that sounds and riding bikes. 941 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,880 That sounds really cool. And it's like, why wouldn't you 942 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,440 at that stage of your career as Pamela Anderson, want to do 943 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,040 that? You're like, you're part of like 944 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,280 the hottest rock'n'roll couple in the world. 945 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,520 You're like at your peak of just kind of like everybody thinks 946 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,160 you're sort of beautiful. I, if I, if I was that, I'd want 947 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,400 to be in a big action, but I would love to be in an action 948 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,200 film and just sort of just get to do stunts and fight people. 949 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,840 It's it's cool. It's like, why wouldn't you want 950 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,120 to be that character? Totally. 951 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,280 And then you look at someone like Anna Nicole Smith, who's 952 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,400 probably like a similar type of person. 953 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,880 And yet the roles that she was doing, you know, she was more 954 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,040 kind of the parody of herself, wasn't she? 955 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,640 The airhead, the bimbo And I, I, you know, you can say what you 956 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,080 want about barbed wire, but she's not a bimbo. 957 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:47,040 There's no sort of dumbness. You know, she even says like 958 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,640 when she does one of the deals, what do I look like new? 959 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,800 Like, she's not that person, is she? 960 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,120 She's she's. Yeah, it's never played for 961 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,600 laughs. And also there's like, oh, it's. 962 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,800 Definitely never played for laughs because she's not got a 963 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,440 comedic bone in her body. Bless. 964 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,720 Her but there's also the thing where like you can imagine if it 965 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:10,200 was a female action hero like you can, you can think of other 966 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,960 female action hero movies where they're like, Oh, I don't know 967 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,880 what I'm doing. I guess I have to figure this 968 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,920 out. Oh, I'm helpless. 969 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,320 Oh, I guess like I'll make it through somehow on like I'll 970 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,200 figure it out and then I'll eventually get through it or 971 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,920 like some someone's going to come and help me and like I'll 972 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,440 have to become an action hero. Yeah, yeah, that's there's, 973 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,680 there's always like an introduction of a softer side, 974 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,760 isn't that, that. And that's, you know, that's 975 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,800 probably through like fucking loads of focus groups that, 976 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,200 well, we have to get women on side and, you know, we have to 977 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,800 kind of. And you know, you've seen it 978 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,560 playing out so many time, like the, you know, the former love 979 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,280 of my life that could have been played so differently as well. 980 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,880 Like, you know, seeing her hurt and seeing her and no, she just, 981 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,880 she just kind of accepts the actual situation for what it is. 982 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,800 And it's like, well, of course that's, you know, people fuck, 983 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,600 fuck me over, so I'm going to fuck them over. 984 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,560 It's like, yeah, it's a very, like a very sort of definite 985 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,040 character type, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 986 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,560 It's I love. It's the same as like a Bruce 987 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,600 Willis character or like Sylvester Stallone. 988 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,120 Like it's not. She's just stepping into the 989 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,960 male action lead role without it necessarily needing to be like 990 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,720 overly feminized. You know what they you know what 991 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,360 else they would have done in like a normal kind of film? 992 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,040 Like this is like normally, like when you said Bruce Willis and 993 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,240 stuff, they normally like introduce the floor, don't they? 994 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,840 So it's like, oh, he's an alcoholic or something called 995 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,760 there's a problem. And and so it's it's interesting 996 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,760 that she doesn't have a floor per SE. 997 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,640 And also because you could easily imagine it being like, 998 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,600 Oh, she's this like tough ass, like fighter, but she's got a 999 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:48,760 real like, oh, oops, is, is that like a pair of new high heels 1000 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,880 over there in the corner? Oh, I must get them. 1001 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,480 You know, that kind of just like like a bit like Catwoman in 1002 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,600 Batman Returns. It's like she loves sparkly 1003 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,640 things, you know what I mean? But again, there's no, I mean, I 1004 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,280 know she wants money, but it's more because she wants to escape 1005 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,560 the hellhole that is America. I don't think that's like. 1006 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:08,000 Yeah, yeah, I guess the closest we get is like, she breaks a 1007 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,800 nail at one point and she's like, damn. 1008 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,520 But yeah. But it's kind of a relatable. 1009 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,920 I mean that's it. Seems annoying. 1010 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,440 Yeah, it is annoying. I mean, yeah, I mean, is it that 1011 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,000 where were they getting their nails done? 1012 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,600 Because I don't know. For the last to Free State, it 1013 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,120 doesn't seem that bad. Yeah, everything looks like it's 1014 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,400 been blown up. But then they've still have 1015 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,040 everything like products and services and debit cards and 1016 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,600 face scanners and, yeah, dirty magazines and. 1017 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,200 Stuff. Oh yeah, the, the technology is 1018 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,080 like next level, isn't it? I oh, that's, do you know what? 1019 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,200 That's something I love though. When you watch films like 1020 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,160 futuristic films in the 90s, I just love that aesthetic of what 1021 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,080 like the future of technology looks like. 1022 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,200 It's so not where we're at. But I just, it's, it's just so 1023 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,440 good, isn't it? Give me that future any day over 1024 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,960 like AI taking over. Oh my God, I know, I know. 1025 00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,840 Where's where's my cyberpunk dirty grungy? 1026 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,760 Goth metal. Yeah. 1027 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,000 Yeah. It's, it's hot. 1028 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,920 It's really hot. It's really hot. 1029 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,600 What would we change about this movie? 1030 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,960 Well, I as we were talking through the plot, I was just 1031 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,920 thinking about this because AI was thinking when you said Mad 1032 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:20,560 Max, I was like, fuck, this film could be remade if it was given 1033 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,760 the love and sort of attention that the Mad Max bills have 1034 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,800 given, because it isn't the same world. 1035 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,240 And like you could totally build a bigger world with this 1036 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,160 character, I think. But it it just needs more. 1037 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,960 And actually, I think I think it's because nothing really 1038 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,800 happens in the plot. It feels like this is just like 1039 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,960 the beginning of the story. Do you know what I mean? 1040 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,000 That like, they get on the plane and then shit's about to hit the 1041 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,320 fan, you know? It feels like they've padded a 1042 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,160 lot, which is essentially just like there was some contact 1043 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,560 lenses that need to be found to help someone escape. 1044 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,360 It's a bit like, is that it? Yeah, you're right. 1045 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,280 This is basic. Like in a lot of ways this is 1046 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,920 the similar to Fury Rd. isn't it? 1047 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,040 Because that's Charlize Theron, like trying to get some girls 1048 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,560 escaped. And it's like she's the toughest 1049 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:12,240 nails kind of anti hero. She doesn't give a shit. 1050 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,960 She's kind of a moral. She'll do whatever it takes. 1051 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,280 And that that's one of my favorite movies ever. 1052 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,440 Like that movie? Is so good, I think yeah. 1053 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,680 So I think it just needed to like probably like a bigger, a 1054 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,440 bigger sort of picture of what the plot was and the bigger 1055 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,960 storyline, more of a moment. If it almost was like ATV 1056 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,440 episode, yeah. Yeah, it does kind of have that 1057 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,480 energy. The villains are really bad. 1058 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,080 Like, they're so unmemorable. It's actually hard to. 1059 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,720 You can't actually tell who's who sometimes because they're so 1060 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,480 they're all wearing the same Nazi uniform. 1061 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,080 So you're like, I don't know. I don't know who you are. 1062 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:52,160 And they've got give me like a fun villain, you know, give me a 1063 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:58,200 memorable characteristic, some like some cool power or cool 1064 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,560 like signature move. Give me something that will help 1065 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,120 me like remember them and then. Oh, yeah. 1066 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,800 Or like the actual feeling of like, danger. 1067 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,840 Like I never felt that she was like, threatened. 1068 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,560 Obviously she's in these situations, and I know obviously 1069 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,560 because of what the film is, she's always going to get out. 1070 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,880 But they're never sense. They never seem to be a real 1071 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,080 sense of like, oh, fuck, something's going to fuck her 1072 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,760 up. Now it's just felt like, oh, 1073 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,080 she's got this. It's easy. 1074 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,320 Yeah. Is that good or bad that like, 1075 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:29,240 because again, if it was a male fronted action movie, by the end 1076 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,880 of the movie he'd be filthy, he'd be bleeding, he'd be 1077 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,800 limping, he'd have gotten him, he'd have gotten impaled 1078 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,640 somewhere at some point. You know, she doesn't have any 1079 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,080 of that. She still ends the movie kind of 1080 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,720 looking flawless. I wonder if that's good or bad. 1081 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:48,720 Well, it's calm. It's very much calm. 1082 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,800 Like it's like, because I love it even when she's like getting 1083 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,400 ready to like fight. She's really worked out the 1084 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,240 accessories with the bullets, hasn't it? 1085 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,280 Yeah, but knows if she's got the guns for them. 1086 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,320 But it's like it's giving like it's. 1087 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,960 Crossbody chains of. Bullets Jodie Marsh down, you 1088 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,880 know, China White. Oh my God, it's so true. 1089 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,600 I loved Camille the dog as well. Shout out to Camille the dog 1090 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,640 that felt completely unnecessary that she's got this like bitchy 1091 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,800 dog that bites men's Dicks. But I was here for that. 1092 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:23,200 Also another shout out to the completely unnecessary but 1093 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,840 massively necessary bitchy air stewardess at the end. 1094 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,320 Why in this post apocalyptic future do we still have just 1095 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,560 like a classic air stewardess as well and. 1096 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,080 She was so mean. She was just like, were you 1097 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,640 ready to scan? Like, yeah. 1098 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,920 And then the other one was waving. 1099 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,560 But so I love it. In the future, there are still 1100 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,200 these opportunities for people and there are these roles on. 1101 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,760 There. And another another bit I really 1102 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:55,000 enjoyed as well was when she was in the bath. 1103 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,920 Me too. I love that because and then 1104 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,320 with the foam coming out, but I don't know if you remember, I 1105 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,200 don't know if the version you saw, because I saw the one that 1106 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,920 was full tit. It was a bit just before she 1107 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,480 left the couple where she was getting into her robe and just 1108 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,440 she just did one point of flash of that tit and I was just like, 1109 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,800 yes, Pammy, flash that tit. So good. 1110 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,120 I really thought we were going to get a fight scene with her in 1111 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,320 a towel. Oh, that would have been great, 1112 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:20,560 wouldn't it? That would have been great. 1113 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,800 I mean, they would have done that in an Arnie movie or 1114 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,560 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. Like they were always fighting 1115 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,640 naked, those guys. I'm surprised we didn't get 1116 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,160 that. Yeah. 1117 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,400 Oh yeah. Like or like her like covered in 1118 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,600 oil or something. Like, yeah, you could imagine 1119 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,920 like they could have got a bit more creative with some of the 1120 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,040 the fight setups for her. What did they have sex? 1121 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:40,840 Did she? Sorry. 1122 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,720 No, I was just going to say that, yeah, there was no sex 1123 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,920 scene. No sex scene, which is 1124 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,720 interesting. And kind of cool as well though, 1125 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,400 isn't it? Yeah, because you can imagine 1126 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,360 her getting seduced by like someone, and that's how. 1127 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:58,120 We or she has to use like she's she's playing someone, but it's 1128 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,000 like an opportunity for them to get a sex scene with Pam in it. 1129 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,240 I think a lot of people felt like this movie was like not 1130 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:09,640 sexy enough in this weird way, like it was like promising more 1131 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:14,400 than it gave. It is funny that it like it has 1132 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,160 a lot of tip but then no like no sex. 1133 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,480 I don't know, I'm into. It and yeah and even like when 1134 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,920 she's like I mean arguably that opening sequence is very sexual 1135 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,760 like Oh yeah but then when she's like the prostitute that's just 1136 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,120 funny that's just not that's just great that's that's that 1137 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,200 was really camp that sort of portrayal of because and again 1138 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,000 like really authentic that that insects work exists, doesn't it 1139 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,360 as someone I mean not saying I dress up as gimps and don't wash 1140 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,880 my hands and get people to spank me with paddles crystal but 1141 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,880 maybe I do I didn't wash my hands during this podcast either 1142 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,520 I was dirty I shat my. Pants, where are they? 1143 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,160 They're on my bottom right now. You want to see? 1144 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,440 Oh sorry, this is a Gate show, an exclusive now. 1145 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,000 A warning. I side note, I always, I've 1146 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,680 started thinking about this, I genuinely started thinking about 1147 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,520 if you could guarantee me for the next 5 years of my life, a 1148 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,400 certain level of income and it doesn't need to be crazily high, 1149 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,840 but maybe probably what I get now from my work. 1150 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:23,480 And because I think if I moved into this, I would have to fully 1151 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,640 commit. But basically what I'm saying is 1152 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:30,160 I would shit on camera for people and do all of that stuff 1153 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,320 if it meant that I could just have security for five years and 1154 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,080 I wouldn't care. So sorry, I just wanted to share 1155 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,240 that because I've really been thinking about it a lot. 1156 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:46,680 What's funny is during the the filming of this episode, the sun 1157 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:51,040 has obviously gone down in the UK, so you've gotten darker and 1158 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,000 darker. So you're just a barely visible 1159 00:59:54,280 --> 01:00:00,960 little face saying I would shit on camera sat in the dark by 1160 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,040 yourself. Well, there we go. 1161 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,920 It's needle time. Sexy. 1162 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,640 Confident. Do you think there was a world 1163 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,760 where Pammy could have come out of this and had a film career? 1164 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,760 You know, is there, is there a Hollywood trajectory that would 1165 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,080 have worked for her or was it doomed from the get go? 1166 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:24,680 I kind of don't think so because I think she is unfortunately a 1167 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:29,240 bad actress. That's not to say I don't love 1168 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,920 watching her, but like I understand that I'm watching it 1169 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,960 in like a reclam, like a reclamation way. 1170 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:40,120 I'm celebrating the trash. It's got a bit of irony to it. 1171 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:45,200 I want her to succeed, and I kind of like it when someone's 1172 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,880 in a movie and it looks like they don't know what they're 1173 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,840 doing and they don't want to be there and they're like kind of 1174 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,560 not giving a fuck. That's fun for me. 1175 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:55,160 I understand why that's not fun for the general population. 1176 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,000 But you're right, because it's it's a short movie as well. 1177 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,880 It's sort of that sweet spot of like 98 minutes, which is just 1178 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,320 perfect for me because if this was two hours, I I'm not sure I 1179 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,840 could have stayed with it, but I know. 1180 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,160 But yeah, I even Even so I fell asleep, yeah, for a little bit. 1181 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,080 Well, I only I watched the first half, had a break and then 1182 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,520 watched the second-half the following day. 1183 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,720 Maybe not the easiest to watch is, but she was really watchable 1184 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,840 and yeah, like I I don't think I could see her in other in other 1185 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:26,280 movies, but that much. I mean, she's she's going for it 1186 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,840 now, isn't she? She's doing more roles. 1187 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,760 So it'll be interesting to see if that does open up stuff, but. 1188 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:34,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's definitely like 1189 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,240 a better movie to be made because obviously it has the 1190 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,200 bones of a of a classic. It's based on Casablanca. 1191 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,880 So like I think if if it were elevated across the board, it 1192 01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,280 would be a much better movie. Like better villains, better 1193 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,440 supporting cast, bigger budget. And if you did all of that and 1194 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,720 still kept Pam, I think you'd have a much better movie. 1195 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,000 I think she would still be quite bad in it, but maybe that would 1196 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,800 be kind of fun, especially maybe if like they'd lent into the 1197 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,280 comedy and like she was surrounded by a really funny 1198 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,320 supporting cast and then she was giving that sort of role. 1199 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,400 And maybe that there would be like a foil with. 1200 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,840 Her Is it fair to say that no one is good at acting in this 1201 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,480 film? I think, I think no one's good. 1202 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,160 Yeah, they're all terrible, aren't they? 1203 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,560 Maybe, maybe our, maybe our man Udo. 1204 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:23,000 Yeah, but still it's it's yeah, it's it's not great, is it? 1205 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,080 No, it's interesting as well because this film sort of came 1206 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,880 out when lots of there were lots of 90s films flopping like you 1207 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,360 said, like Street Fighter, Nario Brother, the Mario Brothers 1208 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,000 film, and Tank Girl. Tank Girl. 1209 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,880 Lots of the films were going for this like aesthetic and like all 1210 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,120 flopping. Yeah, there was that Met, There 1211 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,600 was that movie with Shaq steal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1212 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,200 I've not seen it. I've heard of it, yeah. 1213 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,840 Yeah, there's like Batman Forever, which was kind of in 1214 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,960 the same sort of campy vibe. Bad, bad, bad. 1215 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,280 It kind of feels like an interesting area of film of 1216 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:02,920 genre for people to maybe remake now because like something like 1217 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,440 a Tank Girl, if it was kind of done in a slightly kind of 1218 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,840 cooler, a 24 way maybe. Yeah, but I guess that's kind of 1219 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,920 what the Furiosa but Curiosa movie is kind of in that world, 1220 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,720 isn't it? Which it was fun. 1221 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,280 And yeah, we've got the new Barbarella coming out, which 1222 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,800 that'll be interesting. I just had like, I was sort of 1223 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,800 trying to think, if I was going to remake this film, who would I 1224 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,360 star in it? And I've decided that I don't 1225 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,960 want to make the film now, but I do want to make the film maybe 1226 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,960 like 12 years ago. So this is a different universe, 1227 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:42,040 OK, A split universe situation. Burlesque has not been made. 1228 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:48,040 Christina Aguilera is going to be making her first ever film 1229 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,400 role as Barbed Wire. Wagon Wheel What to see? 1230 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:56,880 Ex Tina, you know, roundabout the I'm not myself tonight era 1231 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,640 is barbed wire. I love it. 1232 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,320 Can Cher still be in it somehow? Cher is her arch nemesis in it. 1233 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:11,880 So Cher is fatso. I would love to see Cher playing 1234 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,040 an older villain but like someone that's not. 1235 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,920 Not like a kind of Cher, but like a decrepit. 1236 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,320 There were rumors a while ago, and I don't think they were true 1237 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,320 at all, but I kind of loved them, that she was going to play 1238 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:27,760 like an older Catwoman, but a Catwoman who'd been sort of 1239 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,200 through it and kind of disfigured and kind of like a 1240 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,000 re, you know, kind of how like some and the Colin Farrell 1241 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,720 Penguin kind of. Yeah. 1242 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,520 I would love to see something like that from Cher. 1243 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,880 But it is interesting that she doesn't have like a female 1244 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,360 antagonist because like when we look at like Halle Berry's 1245 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,360 Catwoman or anytime there's like a female superhero, they always 1246 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,080 end up having to fight the lady. Or like if there's a female 1247 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,800 supporting character in an action movie or she has to 1248 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:56,720 fight, take down the the girl baddie and the man fights the 1249 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,520 man. Totally. 1250 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,000 And I like that this is just her versus like all the different 1251 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,800 kinds of terrible men. Exactly. 1252 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,160 And like, again, that's that's actually just it's so refreshing 1253 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,200 because we've seen that play out a million times. 1254 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,800 And, you know, sometimes it is satisfying from a camp 1255 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,160 perspective of diva versus diva. But it's like, yeah, it's it's 1256 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,800 great that there's not this just kind of wicked female mastermind 1257 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,920 behind it all that's going to get a bitch slap from her. 1258 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,360 And I also like, I also really enjoy the way she hates the 1259 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,720 scientists because she's really boring. 1260 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,480 Yeah. She's not like friends with 1261 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,800 Koda, is she? She's. 1262 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,360 Like no Cora Dee. Cora Dee. 1263 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,320 Sorry, let me be your fantasy Cora Dee. 1264 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:41,440 Yeah. Oh, and just one more, one more 1265 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,960 thing I'd like to shout out about this is just, I am a 1266 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,680 sucker for like a rock'n'roll soundtrack. 1267 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,360 Oh yeah, like rock'n'roll licks everywhere, all throughout it. 1268 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:57,560 I'm just like, Oh yeah baby. I recommend the song by Shampoo 1269 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,560 which is on Spotify called Don't Call Me Babe which was written 1270 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,600 for this movie. And exactly like getting shampoo 1271 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,600 to do yourself. Yeah, it's the song. 1272 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,920 The first time she's on her motorcycle. 1273 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,760 It's the song place. It's got like a really heavy 1274 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,080 electric guitar riff to start. It's great. 1275 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,480 Should we rate this movie? We. 1276 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:24,040 Have to rate this movie, yes? So on the camper meter, we're 1277 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,160 giving it a score out of 10 Merrells and 10 Lizas. 1278 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:32,640 For Merrells, I'm Julia Child. I mean, it's really pretty. 1279 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,720 It's really pretty fashion video editorial, right? 1280 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:43,600 Yeah, yeah, it's there's like some good lighting. 1281 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,640 I think there's some good set pieces. 1282 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,520 The costume. Great gowns. 1283 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,720 Beautiful gowns. I was trying to think of other 1284 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,880 movies like that we've rated the lowest. 1285 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:58,040 Like, is it better than Catwoman from a Merrell's perspective? 1286 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:02,560 As a film, yeah. I think it's less coherent, but 1287 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,920 I think I like it more. Yes, I agree. 1288 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,800 I mean, it's a terrible, it's a terrible film that to be fair, I 1289 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:13,840 think to make a big blockbuster fighty action film, they didn't 1290 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,920 really have enough resources, I think, which has made it hard. 1291 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,160 But it's still pretty shit, isn't it? 1292 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:24,200 Yeah. I might have to give it, yeah. 1293 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,680 Two, I'm going to. Are you going one or two? 1294 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,400 Yeah, I'm going to give it 2, but yeah. 1295 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,800 That's not to say don't watch this movie, I would just say 1296 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:36,200 maybe watch the 1st 30 minutes and then the last 15. 1297 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,520 Also what is the name of this podcast? 1298 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,800 I don't think it's like, is this a good film podcast? 1299 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,200 Oh, no, no, I know, I know, I know. 1300 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,040 But like, I also don't want to encourage people not to watch 1301 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,040 this, Pamela. No, Oh my God. 1302 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,280 But that's why we're going to flip fucking reverse it right 1303 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,520 now. Because so liesers. 1304 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:56,960 I really, really like this film. Like I really, really fucking 1305 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,600 enjoyed it. Pamela Anderson is just 1306 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:03,040 everything in it. And like, as you said, although 1307 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,160 she's like a stripper and a prostitute and other negative 1308 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,560 stereotypes about women, she's also kick ass. 1309 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,520 There's no other lazy links to kind of romance or like, you 1310 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:16,279 know, pathetic kind of problems with other women. 1311 01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:19,640 It's literally like she's a bad ass bitch with a gun and she's 1312 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:22,600 going to fuck shit up. And I just think, I just think 1313 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,600 it's a joy to watch and it's campus fuck. 1314 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:28,960 It is campus fuck. I mean queer joy. 1315 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:32,359 The 1st 30 minutes of this, it was pure queer joy for me. 1316 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,760 Ongoing legacy. I mean she is the drag 1317 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,760 blueprint. Yes. 1318 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:41,160 This this look launched 1000 drag Queens. 1319 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,000 And then you look at like Beyoncé did it dressed up as her 1320 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,720 for Halloween as this look, it's, it's, it's single Jenner. 1321 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,319 It's such a timeless look. It's really fucking special. 1322 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:56,520 Yeah, yeah, Underdog flop vibes. 100% bucket loads. 1323 01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,040 Bucket loads informs queer pop culture. 1324 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:03,640 Yeah, it's, it's just kind of slightly missing the greatness 1325 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,880 of like midnight movie status. Do you know what I mean? 1326 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,439 No one's watching this movie. Also, I just I would just like 1327 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,760 to remind you that we gave I Still know who killed me a 1328 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:18,399 perfect 10 on the Cam a meter. I would also really believe that 1329 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:20,200 people aren't watching that movie as well. 1330 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,319 Yeah, it's so true. It's so true. 1331 01:09:22,319 --> 01:09:26,319 What are you? Going to give it oh do you know, 1332 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:28,319 fuck it, I'm giving it A10 IA 100%. 1333 01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:31,720 I'm giving it a 10 because it is, fuck, it is modern day camp. 1334 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,760 It's the kind of camp I live for. 1335 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,040 It's not just like, oh, we're doing a musical. 1336 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,479 Oh, that's camp. That's camp. 1337 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,319 That kind of fucking camp. This is what I want. 1338 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:45,160 This is like the tragic shit, but fucking amazing. 1339 01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:48,640 This is if you were in a movie. This is your level of Antig. 1340 01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:51,120 This is actually your entire drag. 1341 01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:53,920 This is a mood board for your drag career. 1342 01:09:54,279 --> 01:09:56,320 I know, I know. It is OK. 1343 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,760 You're right. There's nothing else. 1344 01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,800 I can't do anything else. I have to give it 10. 1345 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,320 Yes, you do. Round of applause. 1346 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,720 I have to give it 10. It's a terrible movie. 1347 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,360 You can't. Yeah, it's a bad movie, but fuck 1348 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,560 me. A1 lies A1 meral and A10 lizer. 1349 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,480 Absolutely what? What more do you want? 1350 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,080 Do you know what I and for that reason, I'll go down to 1, like 1351 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,680 1 meral as well. Yeah, let's just go. 1352 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,080 It's like polar opposites. It's a beautiful example of 1353 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:28,400 that, but also Pamela Anderson. Lee, fuck the last show, girl. 1354 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,640 You had this movie and this is all you needed in that legacy. 1355 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,480 Can't imagine being able to look back at your career and and see 1356 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,800 yourself in this movie. Oh my God, you would, wouldn't 1357 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,840 you? You'd probably have a wank over. 1358 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,840 Yourself. That's what I meant. 1359 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,800 You definitely would have a wank over yourself. 1360 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:47,440 Yeah, but also imagine it. But then on the flip side, 1361 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,880 imagine having that greatness and having to live the downfall. 1362 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,480 That's true. You'd need a lot of therapy. 1363 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,240 Or a lot or a lot of surgery. Yeah, Yeah, OK. 1364 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,880 Well, that's something to think about, isn't it? 1365 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,600 There you have it. Barbed wire is certified a Camp 1366 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:09,640 Classic. Yes, it fucking is. 1367 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,320 Yes. What do you think? 1368 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,480 Let us know if you agree with our rating. 1369 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,600 Have you seen barbed wire? Well, it's available for free on 1370 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,920 Dailymotion, so go treat. Yourself or if you want more 1371 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,760 tips, go to Amazon. Thank you for being here. 1372 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,560 Thank you for supporting the Gay Trion. 1373 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,600 And we'll be back with another bonus episode in in one month. 1374 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,600 Yes, great. We love you. 1375 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:33,800 Is there anything? What? 1376 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,360 What? How would barbed wire finish 1377 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,720 this off? What does she say when she drops 1378 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,000 off the man? If it was a pleasure, I would 1379 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:46,200 have charged more, which makes no sense. 1380 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,880 It's a great motto for the gay tree. 1381 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:51,200 It really is. How utterly fucking romantic. 1382 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,240 Thank you so much. We'll be back in the year 2017. 1383 01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,480 Yeah, bye, bye Get. Away from her, you bitch. 1384 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,560 Blasting. He was in the. 1385 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:08,360 Amazon with my mom. When she was researching spiders 1386 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,320 right before she died.