1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,800 What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,880 Goodbye. You shut it off. 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,840 Do not twist my words. Do not make me a victim, 4 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,680 sweetie. Just look at the mountain. 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,400 That's what you saw. That day, just the knife in the 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:32,040 kidneys over all these years and the sacrifices that I made to 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:49,760 love you. Welcome back, valued listeners, 8 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,240 to Part 2 of What Episode Are We On Kimber? 9 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:59,320 Season 5, Episode 7 Pilgrimage into the Past. 10 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,440 Polygamous pilgrimage into the past. 11 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,800 Yes. Polygamous pilgrimage into the 12 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,800 past. Absolutely success. 13 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:12,120 So Meri lets us know that we're only 250 miles to our 14 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,000 destination today, so we're on day four of our road trip. 15 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,640 Last travel day. She made it very clear that they 16 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:21,444 were front heavy on their miles so that today could just be 17 00:01:21,444 --> 00:01:23,280 easy breezy. Beautiful cover girl. 18 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,280 Which is like yay, well literally yay. 19 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,680 Christine's like yay and claps like an imbecile and I'm like 20 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,440 cool. She's like a wind up little 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,920 monkey toy. Great for Christine. 22 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,040 Kody's excited. He thinks that they're actually 23 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,200 going to be able to enjoy the day today. 24 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,080 Ah well. Maybe they will, darling. 25 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,920 Where are they going to make their stop? 26 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,080 On the way, though? They're not going directly to 27 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,960 their destination. They're going to make a stop 28 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,360 somewhere, and I believe the town might be called Hannibal. 29 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:57,480 Hannibal, MO And they're going to the Mark Twain Boyhood Home 30 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,720 and Museum. Absolutely. 31 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,400 I really want to emphasize boyhood and I will continue to 32 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,680 emphasize boyhood and reemphasize boyhood because I'm 33 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,295 like, who uses the term boyhood? 34 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,682 It's so archaic now. I guess we are talking about 35 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:16,696 things that are old and archaic and made-up and stupid. 36 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,824 So, OK, but boyhood, Why isn't it just childhood? 37 00:02:19,832 --> 00:02:22,909 Their childhood home, Mark Twain's childhood home, boyhood 38 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,215 home, everything's boyhood. The places that we're going, 39 00:02:25,223 --> 00:02:28,614 they're going to talk about the men as their boyhood homes 40 00:02:28,622 --> 00:02:30,982 repeatedly. And it's like, maybe it's just 41 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:34,220 because I'm too woke and we're not supposed to be gender 42 00:02:34,228 --> 00:02:36,202 specific. Well, I think that it's because 43 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:38,504 Mark Twain was trans in his later life. 44 00:02:38,512 --> 00:02:40,760 Oh, he became a woman? Yes. 45 00:02:40,768 --> 00:02:43,520 Oh, she became a woman. Excuse me? 46 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:46,669 I know many women named Mark too. 47 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:52,050 So it works for both genders. Well, we meet our tour guide and 48 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:55,210 he has an interesting name. Henry Sweets. 49 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:58,040 And they do call him something else. 50 00:02:58,048 --> 00:03:01,768 Maybe he's earned a degree of some sorts or somehow. 51 00:03:01,776 --> 00:03:05,842 I don't think he, you know, helps women give birth or takes 52 00:03:05,842 --> 00:03:08,414 care of children, but you never know. 53 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,530 Doctor Sweets? Dr. Sweets? 54 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:16,627 I'm guessing he has a doctorate in Mark Twain mythology or 55 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:21,120 history. Mark Twain's boyhood home, 56 00:03:21,128 --> 00:03:25,652 curator of the museum. That is who Henry Sweet says. 57 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,850 Why do we have to keep saying boyhood? 58 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:30,350 Well, apparently important, yeah. 59 00:03:30,358 --> 00:03:33,446 You know, it was what they said back then. 60 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:38,654 So we can't wash over it with our mentality. 61 00:03:38,662 --> 00:03:40,980 Right. Well, what would it be for a 62 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,320 girl? Her girlhood home? 63 00:03:42,328 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah. Oh, really? 64 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:47,732 Yeah, well, that's. What they say about like, Little 65 00:03:47,732 --> 00:03:50,370 House on the Prairie, whatever girlhood. 66 00:03:50,378 --> 00:03:54,780 Oh, whatever, right? Mark Twain travelled through the 67 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:57,695 Utah Territory during the height of Mormon polygamy. 68 00:03:57,703 --> 00:04:03,736 Dr. Sweets lets us know. And he lets us in on a journal 69 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:08,402 entry of Mark Twain's. And he just really felt like he 70 00:04:08,402 --> 00:04:10,970 needed to read this out loud to the Browns. 71 00:04:10,978 --> 00:04:14,240 And I'm going to let you just take it away here. 72 00:04:14,248 --> 00:04:17,940 When he's traveling through the Utah Territory, he takes note 73 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:22,140 about polygamous women from his apparently 2 day stay in Salt 74 00:04:22,148 --> 00:04:25,425 Lake City. Gathered a lot in two days, he 75 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,307 says. I was touched. 76 00:04:27,315 --> 00:04:30,880 OK everyone, this is Mark Twain. This is not Chris, allegedly. 77 00:04:30,888 --> 00:04:33,250 Well, the first sentence was is me. 78 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:36,260 I was touched. Oh, maybe I should take a little 79 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:40,029 liberty with his quote. Add little moose bushes in here 80 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,732 and. There I was touched in my nether 81 00:04:43,732 --> 00:04:47,670 regions, these poor, ungainly and pathetically homely 82 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,386 creatures. The man that marries one of them 83 00:04:50,386 --> 00:04:53,914 has done his act of Christian charity and the man who has 84 00:04:53,922 --> 00:04:59,020 married 60 of them has done a deed of open hearted generosity 85 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:04,210 so sublime that the nation should stand uncovered in his 86 00:05:04,218 --> 00:05:06,485 presence and worship. Silence. 87 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:11,640 Now I'm you know, I'm not the most familiar with Mark Twain 88 00:05:11,648 --> 00:05:14,534 and his ramblings or her ramblings, whatever gender Mark 89 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:17,104 Twain was. But apparently Mark Twain was 90 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:21,110 touched enough by the men who were generous enough to marry 91 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:24,744 these homely, ugly women, so he thought they were ugly. 92 00:05:24,752 --> 00:05:29,256 The men are doing these ugly women a favor, and it was an act 93 00:05:29,256 --> 00:05:33,362 of Christian charity that the men even married more than one. 94 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:35,680 Yeah, you know, what are you 95 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,560 going to do? Listen, ugly women exist. 96 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,720 I don't know what to say. We're here, we're ugly, we're 97 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,640 proud, God. Ugly people rise ugly. 98 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:55,320 People rise up. You know, I feel like I could go 99 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,200 on a little bit of a tangent right now about most of the 100 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:03,160 polygamist women I've seen in television shows and specials 101 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,960 and documentaries, but it might be considered crass. 102 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,720 Some women might say, Chris, you are just a sexist asshole and. 103 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:20,203 To that I would say he did go to an anti women's voting rally 104 00:06:20,203 --> 00:06:22,780 the other week and I was like what? 105 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:26,060 You don't believe that women have the right to vote? 106 00:06:26,068 --> 00:06:28,430 And we got into it. We did. 107 00:06:28,438 --> 00:06:32,404 I can't believe you brought up that I went to this anti women's 108 00:06:32,404 --> 00:06:36,900 voting rights rally. It's just I knew where to find 109 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:38,720 it. You did. 110 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:40,424 I knew it existed. I was. 111 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:42,749 I was subscribed. I said let me know. 112 00:06:42,757 --> 00:06:46,040 It was at the shooting range out in Timbuktu of nowhere. 113 00:06:46,048 --> 00:06:48,720 It was it was near boyhood hometown. 114 00:06:48,728 --> 00:06:52,184 It was near Nauvoo. It was really, it was crazy. 115 00:06:52,192 --> 00:06:55,900 I had to travel in an RV with all my other Manaverse friends. 116 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:58,000 You know, I'm very, I'm very big 117 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:03,080 in the Manaverse, obviously. Oh, the women are super offended 118 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,640 by this. Well, this is it. 119 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,600 We go to the couch for them to talk about it and Kody cracks a 120 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,600 joke about how some polygamous women are pretty, including his 121 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,720 wives. And of course the women rib him 122 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,240 for putting his foot in his mouth because it's ridiculous. 123 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,400 And what does he say? What does Christine say? 124 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,280 Oh my gosh, she's like, you're not the one being called ugly 125 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,320 and downtrodden. That's right, because he's like, 126 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,880 I'm not offended. And it's like, well, no, they're 127 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,600 not the one being called ugly and downtrodden. 128 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,040 You're the one being called semi God. 129 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,480 I don't think that was said, but OK, yeah. 130 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,631 Well, I mean, he's, you know, he should be worshipped in front 131 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:42,720 of people. He's, you know, Christian blah 132 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,020 blah, done his Christian doings. 133 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,674 He acts like a Oh my God. Yeah. 134 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:49,018 And of course, you know, Christine's really, Of course 135 00:07:49,026 --> 00:07:51,528 you're not offended. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 136 00:07:51,536 --> 00:07:54,778 And Kody says this must have been a reference to other 137 00:07:54,786 --> 00:07:57,747 polygamist women. Because my wives are all 138 00:07:57,755 --> 00:08:00,605 beautiful. And his pants started on fire. 139 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,124 He did start on fire. They all laugh. 140 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:06,560 And this was a moment that I loved because Janelle caught my 141 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,800 attention because I noticed how much in the second-half of this 142 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,240 episode or recently, she just has been smiling and chuckling 143 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:16,007 during all of their couch moments. 144 00:08:16,015 --> 00:08:19,584 Like it's been so cute. Like there are times where she 145 00:08:19,592 --> 00:08:22,350 just seems so disengaged. She's just kind of looking off 146 00:08:22,358 --> 00:08:24,576 into wherever. And it kind of started that way 147 00:08:24,576 --> 00:08:27,322 in this episode. But by this point, like halfway 148 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:31,582 through plus she is laughing at everything and I feel like she's 149 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:34,504 getting a kick out of everyone ribbing Kody. 150 00:08:34,511 --> 00:08:38,080 But also kind of the ridiculousness of it all. 151 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:41,731 Like Janelle's probably the smartest of them. 152 00:08:41,739 --> 00:08:45,902 I'm guessing that's subjective, but I think she kind of. 153 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:49,508 Even though that's hard to say when she's dedicated her life to 154 00:08:49,508 --> 00:08:52,187 this idiotic idea. So take that. 155 00:08:52,195 --> 00:08:55,128 I'm trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. 156 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:58,563 I don't think you can do that. It's just fun to see your let 157 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,796 her hair down and laugh like I'm like thank you Janelle. 158 00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:03,460 Oh my gosh. Yeah, she is chuckling along. 159 00:09:03,468 --> 00:09:07,728 She's not really contributing much to the conversation on the 160 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:11,182 couch conversations lately, but she is kind of chuckling along, 161 00:09:11,182 --> 00:09:14,682 which is better than the dead stare or the laser eyes where 162 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:18,718 she was like burning a hole through the carpet in the room 163 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:22,332 in a few of the most recent episodes. 164 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:27,485 Another thing I noticed was that Kody's hair is styled with a 165 00:09:27,493 --> 00:09:31,642 moderate Keith Urban look, and I'm wondering if this is our 166 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:33,547 first time seeing this look from him. 167 00:09:33,555 --> 00:09:37,730 Have we referenced his Keith Urban hair in a present state? 168 00:09:37,738 --> 00:09:41,567 Well, he flips it under sometimes like he's a soccer 169 00:09:41,575 --> 00:09:42,655 mom. Yeah. 170 00:09:42,663 --> 00:09:46,715 And this one, it was like had like a slight wave and then out. 171 00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:47,080 Yeah. 172 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,320 And I was like, I feel like it's look like they're trying. 173 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:53,200 He's trying to be contemporary Keith Urbanish. 174 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,160 I'm too distracted by his sunburn and his no sunburn. 175 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,080 I don't know why he's always so sun drenched. 176 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,880 It's like, Oh my gosh, put a hat on. 177 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,853 It's all of that work he's doing out in their yards, prepping 178 00:10:05,853 --> 00:10:08,440 for the whole. That's right, he does love some 179 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,240 manual. Digging in the dirt, digging in 180 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,560 the dirt. I think that he actually, a 181 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:18,120 couple times throughout this episode on the couch has changed 182 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,440 looks. So I noticed at one point it was 183 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,360 flipped under and then it very clearly is more Keith Urbanish 184 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,920 in other interviews. So these were definitely 185 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,640 recorded across different days for the commentary from them on 186 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,320 this trip. Absolutely, he definitely does 187 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,120 look different in multiple instances and one of them is 188 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:43,080 this new contemporary styling and I thought interesting. 189 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,760 I wonder if the fame is hitting Kody Brown. 190 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,440 Well, it's interesting and I hope, I don't know if you mind 191 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,160 sharing this, but you know somebody that was on a reality 192 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,600 TV show and they had to keep their hairstyle from their first 193 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,840 interview through the entire show, correct? 194 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,880 Like for every interview. Yeah, My friend was on a reality 195 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,400 show. This is going to be the giveaway 196 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,560 where they do a makeover. Yeah. 197 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,040 And so up until they do the makeover, you have to keep your 198 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,000 hair the same. And then at some point, they 199 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,480 even have you wear, like, hats and wraps and stuff, which is 200 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,036 super jarring as a person being interviewed because you're 201 00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:20,412 like, now I just look like an idiot. 202 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:24,027 But yeah, usually they try to have a continuity with that. 203 00:11:24,035 --> 00:11:27,375 Yeah. But also, that is a, like, 204 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:30,394 elimination reality show. So I think it's a little more 205 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:32,414 about like, you know. That makes sense. 206 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:35,240 I don't know, but you would still think you'd want them to 207 00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:37,220 be like, hey, you know, if you're going to talk about 208 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:39,260 things for the when you're talking about the same day, 209 00:11:39,268 --> 00:11:41,672 yeah, please look the same. You would think so. 210 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,060 I have listened to some other like tell all type of things 211 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:48,014 where they're talking about, you know, TV shows and the behind 212 00:11:48,022 --> 00:11:50,382 the scenes interviews. And they will make them like 213 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:53,949 wear the same shirt, the same outfit over and over and over 214 00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:57,442 again. And here you've got Kody's hair 215 00:11:57,442 --> 00:12:00,120 like blatantly in, out, in, out. 216 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,440 Like it's different. And same with Meri. 217 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,000 You know Meri's hair. Oh, Meri's hair is just 218 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,080 constantly changing things up. I don't even know. 219 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,760 Luckily, we just kind of move on from that situation. 220 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,520 Was there anything else about Miss Mark Twain's childhood or 221 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,440 boyhood home that you want to talk about? 222 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,640 Well, the women are kind of ragging on Kody, and they're 223 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,160 telling him that he should have stood up for them. 224 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,920 And he's like, what was I going to do? 225 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,040 Like, this is a quote from a long time ago. 226 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:34,040 And then he says some silly things and he was like, shakes 227 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,080 his first at the camera and gets really fake and goes, Mark 228 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,960 Twain, you bastard, shut up and shakes his first. 229 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,360 And he's, like, obviously joking about defending the women and, 230 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,915 like, mocking what he would say. 231 00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:51,770 And then Christine goes, that's all you had to say. 232 00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:56,024 Like she really thought that he should have spoken up to Doctor 233 00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:58,070 Sweets and defended him. Like OK. 234 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:02,452 Well, what do you have said? The guy Doctor Sweets is talking 235 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:06,556 about dead misses Mark Twain. I mean, what was going to get to 236 00:13:06,556 --> 00:13:09,329 defend their honor to this guy who's like reading a quote? 237 00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:12,468 I do find it funny that they read this at all. 238 00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:16,736 I know that they weren't stopping at like a Mormon site, 239 00:13:16,736 --> 00:13:18,858 but they were stopping somewhere. 240 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:23,760 So they had to tie in the Mormon like religion and polygamist 241 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:25,450 somehow. So obviously they picked this 242 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,758 quote as like a tie in to make it relevant for the show. 243 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,525 But don't you think that he probably had to give the 244 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,738 producers multiple options of quotes and that's the one they 245 00:13:35,746 --> 00:13:36,470 chose? Probably. 246 00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:39,612 Yeah, could be. Yeah, if I remember correctly. 247 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:43,040 Also, I hope it didn't already happen in the show and I'm just 248 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,699 forgetting. But in the future, there's some 249 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,244 reference to a piece, like a art piece, some drawing or 250 00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:52,380 painting, and I think it might be connected to Mark Twain, but 251 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,880 it might not be. And it actually might be their 252 00:13:54,888 --> 00:14:00,254 friend Chris, who owns the. Place that they're going to stay 253 00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:01,280 at Harrah's Place. Yeah. 254 00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:04,139 And the pawn shop. The pawn shop, yeah, there's 255 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,890 like a picture or a painting or a drawing or something of the 256 00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:10,700 polygamist women. And they're all hideous, like 257 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:14,202 intentionally drawn to be, you know, like a witch or whatever. 258 00:14:14,202 --> 00:14:15,480 And then there's like the new 259 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,200 wife who's all like rich and spoiled and pretty. 260 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,560 And so I think that comes in the future. 261 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,200 And I, I, for some reason it's making me think Missus Mark 262 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,880 Twain, like maybe it's a drawing from one of his books or 263 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,920 something. OK. 264 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,040 So that must be coming up because we have not seen this 265 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,440 yet, but it's interesting because they're maybe teeing it 266 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,320 up or picked this quote for a reason. 267 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,080 Yeah, OK, that could possibly be. 268 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,000 So that's interesting to call out now. 269 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,920 I had no idea Missus Mark Twain was so connected to the 270 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:49,600 polygamous culture. No, my, Oh my, misses Mark 271 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:54,720 Twain, you dirty birdie. Misses Mark Twain and her big 272 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,040 old knockers now. Do you have anything before they 273 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,360 drive into Nabu, darling? Because we do eventually get to 274 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:07,720 Nabu, not Nabu. Nabu on the planet of Nabu in 275 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,320 Star Wars, that's where we're going. 276 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,680 I would prefer to have gone there with them, but. 277 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,080 We could call it Nabu, but that would, I feel like it'd be 278 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,080 insulting to the actual creativity of, you know, Star 279 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,840 Wars and Disney and whoever those people. 280 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,840 Were no, no, not to George Lucas. 281 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,680 Oh, that's right. Lucas Films, Yes, But when they 282 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,640 drive into Nauvoo, Kody's, you know, talking about, oh, we're 283 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,040 coming along the river and then the road turns and then there's 284 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,840 a field and then there's a building and it just smacks you 285 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,040 in the face. And I was like, it all looks a 286 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,440 little Midwest. Very Midwest. 287 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,320 I mean, it's glorious. We live in the Midwest. 288 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,560 I'm not trying to put it down, but it's a little like, OK, 289 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,920 yeah, you took a turn and then there was a building. 290 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,520 I don't know that it was really all that, like the angels 291 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,760 weren't singing to me. The angels were singing to him 292 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,880 and Christine because she is ridiculously excited and getting 293 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,800 goosebumps. She's such a. 294 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,920 Glory to God in the highest Christians getting goosebumps 295 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:15,160 again, Jesus. Oh man, oh wow, that's going to 296 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,560 be so I'm sorry you guys, I'm really sorry. 297 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,800 I just was moved by the Spirit, the. 298 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,520 Spirit moved me. Totally. 299 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:29,120 I'm being moved by the spirit, man. 300 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,320 So nothing talked to you? Oh no, you were moved by the 301 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,200 spirit of Christine's whatnotness. 302 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,640 But did you experience anything while seeing this footage of 303 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,640 them entering Nauvoo Darling? No, I just saw, you know, the 304 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,880 water on the left and they're coming around that river bend OR 305 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:48,280 that water bend into Nauvoo. And glory to God in the highest, 306 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,720 Our Jesus Savior is here and He made this land that they are 307 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,360 about to step foot on. And this land is your land, and 308 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,240 this land is my. Land, and it was made for you 309 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,360 and me. Thank you. 310 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,080 You know, it's so weird to hear people talking about Joseph 311 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,160 Smith, Brigham Young and others when you weren't raised in 312 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,000 Mormonism. So this is where we're going, 313 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 right? We're going to Nauvoo. 314 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,118 We're going to hear about these characters. 315 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:11,520 Apparently they were real people. 316 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,480 I don't know, whatever when you weren't raised Mormon. 317 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,440 What I constantly think of and have flashbacks to is South Park 318 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,520 episodes where they're like making fun of Mormonism, and 319 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,680 when they're like telling the story of Joseph Smith, Dum dum, 320 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,640 dum, dum dum. And then it's like dum, dum, 321 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,760 dum, dum, dum, dum, dum dum. Like the whole story is just 322 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,120 dum, dum, dum, dum dum. Like the whole thing is absurd. 323 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,240 I mean, there literally are two religions that you can trace 324 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,544 the roots of and it is Scientology and it is 325 00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:45,375 Mormonism. And I just truly believe these 326 00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:51,690 people are not the brightest. They're taking one person's word 327 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:56,744 1 like horny man's word that was moved by the spirit of God 328 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,760 and he got a little twitch in his Wiener and he wanted more 329 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,680 wise. And even beyond that, like 330 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,200 Mormonism in general, like the finding of the tablet, the stone 331 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,800 tablet and the writings and this and the that. 332 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,000 And it's like, you can literally trace it back to its origins. 333 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,200 And I kind of find it disturbing. 334 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,880 And it speaks to the human condition in general that we 335 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,520 just want to believe in something. 336 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,640 So you pick and choose what you want to believe in. 337 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,240 I don't know. But community you want to be a 338 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:29,680 part of. And it's a little like fucked up 339 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,000 to me, I mean. Well, and I've avoided talking 340 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,320 about Scientology because they go after you, you know, whatever 341 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,560 that's called, there's a term for it. 342 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:44,360 L Ron Hubbard was like a failed science fiction writer who was 343 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:48,280 injured, quote UN quote, but not really and created this 344 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,160 religion. Like it's weird that people and 345 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,640 when we talked about this before, the also counter to this 346 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:01,400 delusional faith that is just kind of like if you have enough 347 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,760 rational thinking, you can just kind of I don't want to say it 348 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:09,000 about all religions, but these religions specifically, it seems 349 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:15,040 so obviously not true. And then the participants, the 350 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:19,400 followers, the whatever are just so pious and they are like 351 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,280 anyone who doesn't believe what we believe are ridiculous. 352 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,760 Like I'm literally better than everybody and like they feel bad 353 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,440 literally for other people. Like you just don't get it. 354 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,800 And it's like. No, you don't get it. 355 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:39,400 You literally are following the doctrines and the covenants of 356 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,400 men that you can trace it back to, and they're listening to 357 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,600 their Ding dongs and they want to be laid more. 358 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,720 And so you're just going to believe that they were speaking 359 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,560 to God. Everyone has an inner voice, 360 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,240 right? I could say my inner voice is 361 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,178 God to me and be like, oh, I get to do whatever I want because 362 00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:00,622 my inner voice God is telling me. 363 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:03,607 And people would be like, no, you're fucking nuts. 364 00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:06,395 You're starting a cult. That's literally what this is. 365 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:09,090 It's just that it was like long enough ago. 366 00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:13,152 So that people think like that it's OK enough to, I don't know, 367 00:20:13,152 --> 00:20:15,087 follow it. But we're talking about Nauvoo, 368 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,700 Illinois. I mean, we're talking about 369 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,800 people that literally like were around in contemporary enough 370 00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:25,115 times that there was a newspaper like what L Ron Hubbard was 371 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,520 alive? I don't even know, like a couple 372 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,128 decades ago. Like this is insane. 373 00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:33,002 He wrote books, and he to this day, I think is the author 374 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:36,280 that's written the most books in the world, and they're all 375 00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:37,960 horseshit and they're all really awful. 376 00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,610 Like I don't know if you've ever looked at them, but the writing 377 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,104 is terrible. He just honestly wanted the 378 00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:46,922 title of writing enough books to outdo everyone else. 379 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,715 Because he's a man in a manosphere. 380 00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:52,934 A delusion, I know well, I'm a big fan, I know. 381 00:20:52,942 --> 00:20:55,480 You are. He didn't want women to vote 382 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,608 either. Unless they had tinfoil hats on, 383 00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:00,200 then he wanted them to vote so. 384 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,800 As I said, I brought up Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and these 385 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,680 others. You know, there's some names 386 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,280 we're going to talk about. If you know him, you know him. 387 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,880 If you don't, you don't need to know him. 388 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,440 But when the Brown family is arriving in Nauvoo, coming 389 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,531 around this riverbend and seeing a building, they arrive at 390 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:25,640 Hiram Smith's boyhood home, like another boyhood home. 391 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,480 We're just getting crushed by the boyhood homes in this 392 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,280 episode. I did not hear the boyhood home. 393 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,240 I knew it was just Hiram Smith's home, but he was an adult when 394 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,480 he lived there, I thought. Well, they're going when they 395 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,280 arrive. They arrive at his boyhood home. 396 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,880 They might have gone to two different places. 397 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,560 I'm. Not quite sure. 398 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,600 OK. At this point is when I had to 399 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:49,511 rely more on you, honey, because I started to, you know, my 400 00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:52,964 skin started turning inside out and my eyes turned red and I 401 00:21:52,964 --> 00:21:54,920 was like, I can't do this, my God. 402 00:21:54,928 --> 00:21:58,300 And I said I can't be a historian about this crazy shit 403 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,920 that doesn't matter. And you're like I can. 404 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:08,215 I wrote down a lot of the story because I'm I need to impart 405 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:12,475 this wisdom to our listeners ears. 406 00:22:12,483 --> 00:22:15,112 I can't even make it through that one. 407 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:19,527 I've done a lot of my own quasi research. 408 00:22:19,535 --> 00:22:23,600 I've listened to some books, I've watched some shows about, 409 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:28,229 you know, like the actual practices of Mormonism and 410 00:22:28,237 --> 00:22:33,505 Mormonism and polygamy. Because I do just find it so 411 00:22:33,513 --> 00:22:36,948 fascinating how these people can believe this. 412 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:41,040 And I don't know. So yeah, we are going to Hiram 413 00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:43,634 Smith's home. And this is where Christine just 414 00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:47,564 kind of loses it and gets so excited that her kids are going 415 00:22:47,564 --> 00:22:52,064 to be playing on the lawn that Hiram and Joseph Smith's kids 416 00:22:52,072 --> 00:22:56,378 played on, and they're going to be staying in the home that they 417 00:22:56,378 --> 00:23:00,424 lived in. And then I looked at you and I 418 00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:06,160 was like, is that an addition on the historic home of Hiram 419 00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:08,330 Smith? Blasphemy. 420 00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:11,432 You're being generous. You didn't have to question it. 421 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,280 It was very obvious. 422 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,040 Yeah, it was like. A2 story brick structure that 423 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,880 obviously has been around for a hundred 200 years. 424 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,320 I don't know. It's been there for a minute. 425 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,320 And then on the side of it is a like mudroom slash garage 426 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,680 edition that's like vinyl siding. 427 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,240 It's an addition on to this historic home so that people 428 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,920 like the fucking Browns will pay money to stay there and these 429 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:44,000 giant families will come and pay money to this guy who owns it. 430 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:49,000 Because in what reality? Like outside of Utah and this 431 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,080 area is just a historic home to begin with. 432 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,000 Yeah, I wonder if it's on any registries. 433 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,240 It can't be with that edition. We were joking about how it 434 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,760 looks like one of those prefab things you buy from Home Depot 435 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,280 or Menards where it's like you get the whole kit for like 25 K. 436 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,480 It's like what the fuck? Except for they threw like three 437 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,680 of them together so it was long, so they could house polygamous 438 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,440 families like the Browns and take their money. 439 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,320 Absolutely. So bizarre. 440 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:21,360 And we hear from Kody that the reason that I love Joseph Smith 441 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,415 is that his spirit speaks to me. 442 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:32,848 And Kody was led to this beautiful family that he has now 443 00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:35,075 because of Joseph Smith's teachings. 444 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:40,660 And Oh my God, like him and Christine in this scene are just 445 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,272 like yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck. 446 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:48,370 It's a lot of what Joseph Smith rebelled now translation 447 00:24:48,378 --> 00:24:51,340 revealed. But I love when they say the 448 00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:54,417 word rebelled because it's like, Oh my God that he didn't revolt, 449 00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:57,768 He revealed and he revealed a lie and a fraud. 450 00:24:57,776 --> 00:25:03,640 We see this lovely painting of Hiram Smith and he's holding 451 00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:09,775 what looks like a bat or a like. Club. 452 00:25:09,783 --> 00:25:13,455 A Cricket Club like what is he holding? 453 00:25:13,463 --> 00:25:18,564 I don't know what else to say about that, but they like gave 454 00:25:18,572 --> 00:25:24,307 him a prop to hold in his painting and it's a little 455 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,638 ridiculous. Yeah, probably all of the kids 456 00:25:26,646 --> 00:25:29,224 had to line up and get spankings with the bat. 457 00:25:29,232 --> 00:25:31,948 Well, this is it. God told them you have to beat 458 00:25:31,956 --> 00:25:34,308 your wives and children. Jeez, oh boy. 459 00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:37,904 And when that inner voice tells you to beat your wives and 460 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,590 children, you beat your wives and children. 461 00:25:39,598 --> 00:25:42,696 I mean, because it's God obviously telling you, yeah. 462 00:25:42,704 --> 00:25:46,920 We fade to night and we fade to mourning. 463 00:25:46,928 --> 00:25:50,630 It's day five of our trip. We're finally in Nauvoo, which, 464 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:53,664 you know, obviously you guys all know it only took them four 465 00:25:53,664 --> 00:25:57,909 days to get there. Hallelu and we are going to meet 466 00:25:57,909 --> 00:26:03,300 someone very, very special on day five, Someone who loves a 467 00:26:03,308 --> 00:26:06,388 bowling shirt. He thinks he's Charlie Sheen and 468 00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:08,574 2 1/2 Men. He does. 469 00:26:08,582 --> 00:26:13,072 And no one should aspire to be Charlie Sheen or anything 470 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,735 attached to 2 1/2 Men. This is just wrong. 471 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:21,780 But this family, they're going to be meeting Joseph Johnston. 472 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:25,908 Now, darling, how would you describe Joseph Johnston other 473 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:29,692 than a bowling shirt wearer? Well, Christine thinks he looks 474 00:26:29,692 --> 00:26:31,188 like Jesus. Oh, he does. 475 00:26:31,196 --> 00:26:35,276 Look like that His locks are prettier than Kody's and she's 476 00:26:35,284 --> 00:26:38,740 jealous of this shiny, glistening long hair. 477 00:26:38,748 --> 00:26:43,432 He does have long hair. He does, I would not say look 478 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,340 like Jesus. He has long hair and was wearing 479 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:53,152 a red bowling shirt and he looks a little hippie dippy. 480 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,194 Yeah. He's a member of the LDS church, 481 00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:58,367 but not a member of their church. 482 00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:02,041 He does not practice polygamy. Yeah, he just kind of looks like 483 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,716 a little bit of a hippie dippie, which is interesting 484 00:27:04,716 --> 00:27:08,770 because he's supposedly LDS. He has long dark hair, dark 485 00:27:08,778 --> 00:27:12,702 brown hair. I would say like dirty blonde. 486 00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:17,032 OK, I'm the one that doesn't wear glasses of these two. 487 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:21,664 No, if you were to put him on the scale of 10 being the 488 00:27:21,672 --> 00:27:25,820 lightest one being the darkest, he's probably a level 8. 489 00:27:25,828 --> 00:27:28,076 My hairdressers out there will appreciate this if. 490 00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:29,900 You could see my face right now, y'all? 491 00:27:29,908 --> 00:27:31,400 It's technically considered blonde. 492 00:27:31,408 --> 00:27:34,072 Her eyes checked. I'm not going to. 493 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,910 It's it's he's a brunette, but whatever, he's got blonde hair. 494 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:38,800 I delulu. 495 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,960 I'll take a photo. He is very pale. 496 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,800 This long hair is happening, some facial hair that is nasty, 497 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,640 some teeth that are nasty. His shirt is nasty. 498 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,160 His whole thing is nasty. But Joseph Johnston is the host 499 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:59,840 of Joseph's Nauvoo Tours, which I just love this. 500 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,080 I wish there was like Chris's Manosphere tours. 501 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:09,320 Yeah, you could take everyone to every place throughout. 502 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,880 Where men have been wronged by women. 503 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,520 You could like, like the time that I beat a random man on that 504 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,360 street corner. You could take them there, 505 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,760 right? Yeah. 506 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,160 Well, there's so many places where men have been wronged by 507 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,151 women that I could just create a beautiful map, but it would 508 00:28:23,151 --> 00:28:24,720 have to be ugly because it's part of the manosphere. 509 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,760 It's got to be unattractive. It's got to be dirty blonde, 510 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,480 like our friend Joseph Johnston, who is a brunette. 511 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,546 Now, Meri did say that he's, you know, part of the Mormon L 512 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,284 Diaz. Like you said, he's not part of 513 00:28:36,284 --> 00:28:37,755 the AUB, which is the Browns cult. 514 00:28:37,763 --> 00:28:42,711 He's not a member of their cult. He's a part of the larger cult. 515 00:28:42,711 --> 00:28:44,600 Mckelty, our favorite daughter. 516 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:52,880 Her hair is glowing, that bright head of freshly dyed red hair. 517 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,320 It's like Ariel The Little Mermaid Barbie doll red. 518 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,775 It's literally just glowing, but she's got hot roots, which 519 00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:01,608 means that like the hair color process differently at the 520 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:03,440 roots, so brighter at the roots. 521 00:29:03,448 --> 00:29:07,133 So she's got major hot roots and the sun is shining on the top of 522 00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:10,818 her head and she's kind of in the back end of the crowd of the 523 00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:13,817 family. But it is like a sore thumb, 524 00:29:13,825 --> 00:29:18,060 just like glowing from the back of the group because her hot 525 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,298 roots are literally you could put. 526 00:29:20,306 --> 00:29:23,692 Her in front of a construction site to like don't come here. 527 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:24,400 Direct. Traffic. 528 00:29:24,408 --> 00:29:29,292 Yeah, like a safety cone. Now Robyn says something being 529 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,578 vague in the beginning of their Mormon teachings. 530 00:29:32,586 --> 00:29:35,912 What was this vague thing? Did you catch this? 531 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,504 I think she said something about like. 532 00:29:38,512 --> 00:29:42,720 Well, it's, it's blatantly obvious that they don't know 533 00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:47,720 everything that they're about to learn and they're pushing this 534 00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:52,490 narrative on their kids and they want to impart this wisdom on 535 00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,520 their kids. Kody says that he's expecting 536 00:29:55,528 --> 00:30:00,344 some juicy stuff and that he tells Joseph that he doesn't 537 00:30:00,352 --> 00:30:05,832 need it to whitewash the history and he can tell them all of the 538 00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:07,630 stories because. We're polygamous. 539 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:12,255 And it's like, well, your entire religion is whitewashed. 540 00:30:12,263 --> 00:30:16,189 It's literally like, you know, it is what it is, dude. 541 00:30:16,197 --> 00:30:17,025 Yeah. Absolutely. 542 00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:21,104 But he's like, oh, get into the nitty gritty with us. 543 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:24,506 We want to know it all. And it's like, dude, are you 544 00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:27,895 admitting right now that you don't know the insurance and 545 00:30:27,903 --> 00:30:30,828 outs of your religion? That you're imparting this 546 00:30:30,836 --> 00:30:33,427 wisdom and preaching to your children every Sunday. 547 00:30:33,435 --> 00:30:37,790 And you're going to rely on Joseph Johnston and his dark 548 00:30:37,798 --> 00:30:40,400 brown hair. Shut it. 549 00:30:40,408 --> 00:30:43,680 Got it, Trebek, You shut your dirty mouth. 550 00:30:43,688 --> 00:30:47,015 Oh, man. Now, Joseph Johnston, oh, excuse 551 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:51,188 me, Joseph Johnston, the host of Joseph's Nauvoo Tours, is 552 00:30:51,188 --> 00:30:54,781 going to start telling us about Joseph Smith and his 553 00:30:54,781 --> 00:30:58,800 inbred brother and his small town and all the things that 554 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,960 happened. When he starts, he's talking 555 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,480 about a field. Being like this doesn't matter 556 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,240 to most people, but it matters to your family because Joseph 557 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,680 Smith was walking this way and his brother hybrid inbred was 558 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,960 going this way and then they met and they said, God, is there 559 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,920 polygamy going on here? No, I don't. 560 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,920 Know my God. That was so Kara Cunningham. 561 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,440 Oh my God. Now what is the real story here, 562 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,520 darling? I blocked out all these details. 563 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,960 Trauma Block. OK, so Hiram is walking with 564 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:38,184 Brigham Young through this field and he says to Brigham Young, 565 00:31:38,184 --> 00:31:41,920 I want you to tell me the truth. 566 00:31:41,928 --> 00:31:44,949 Is there polygamy going on? Right. 567 00:31:44,957 --> 00:31:51,580 And Hiram just needs to know because he's been hearing rumors 568 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:53,720 about his brother Joseph Smith. 569 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,400 So he knows that Brigham Young's going to tell him the truth. 570 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,000 Brigham Young says that yes, they are practicing polygamy. 571 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:08,360 And Hiram goes back to his brother Joseph Smith, after a 572 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:15,230 night of sleep, and he says that he is ready to be God's tool 573 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:18,816 and that Brigham Young told him that he's practicing polygamy 574 00:32:18,816 --> 00:32:22,178 and that he knows he's fought it for a long time, but he's 575 00:32:22,178 --> 00:32:24,640 ready to be God's tool and to join polygamy. 576 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:30,120 And then Hiram tells Joseph Smith that he has to have a 577 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,680 scribe write down the doctrine of plural marriage and soul 578 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:41,240 became the Doctrine and the Covenant of 132 of Elias Canon. 579 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,120 Nani, could you describe the tool that someone was supposed 580 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,960 to be for Jesus? Is it, is the shaft long? 581 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,280 Is it thick? Is it veiny? 582 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,920 Is it circumcised? It may or may not be a Wiener. 583 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,000 Oh, we're talking about wieners here. 584 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,200 I wasn't talking about that kind of tool. 585 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,800 Where'd you get that idea? He. 586 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,280 Says he's ready to be a God's tool. 587 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,600 And I'm like, OK, you're ready to use your tool. 588 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,440 Yeah, you know, I mean, I just, I just was wondering if any 589 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,160 description was given about the length and the girth, but. 590 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,680 I mean, we're talking about horny men here. 591 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,600 We're talking about horny men that are saying that they are 592 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,200 just ready to fuck and Yep, let's get it on. 593 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,040 Let's get it on. In the name of God. 594 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,040 In the name of God, let's get it on. 595 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:36,040 Oh, my God, I just, I can't with this because it's like, OK, 596 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,040 you've got your brother Hiram, who's like, just completely 597 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,240 against polygamy. I'm so against it. 598 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,560 But Brigham Young, you better tell me the truth is the 599 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,760 polygamy going on here. And he's got his mutton chops 600 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,840 and his big old beard and his. And a high collar. 601 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,200 Mustache and a high collar. And he says, well, gosh darn it, 602 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,280 my collar's a little too tight, I'll loosen it. 603 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,760 And I'm going to be a tool for God. 604 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,600 Like, OK, so all of a sudden, overnight you're just going to 605 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,400 be like, God spoke to me too. I woke up and I had a wet dream 606 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,360 and I thought that God's telling me that I need to use my tool 607 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,080 for good. I need to fuck many bitches. 608 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,639 And you know what? That's part of the manosphere 609 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,960 teachings. I'm seeing parallels here. 610 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,560 I can't believe you're not part of this this. 611 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,679 Is what I'm thinking. I'm going. 612 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,400 Why am I not a? Why am I not? 613 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,199 Following the teachings of Joseph. 614 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:25,840 Johnson. I hate to break it to you, but I 615 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,120 got to tell you the truth right now. 616 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,320 Do. They hate closeted gay men. 617 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,480 You can't get pregnant from anal. 618 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:38,280 Oh, that's a lie. That's a lie. 619 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,440 Don't believe it. Do not believe it. 620 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,280 Oh, it's a lie that you can't get pregnant from anal. 621 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,560 Well, what do you people with a uterus can get pregnant from 622 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,400 anal? Why from like juices running? 623 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:57,009 Well, sperm can live like in and like for up to three days, 624 00:34:57,009 --> 00:35:00,840 like in the vagina and stuff and it it can travel through the 625 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,720 juiciest through the snail trail. 626 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:07,760 Oh God. So don't believe that anyone who 627 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,640 is perhaps listening of our younger audience. 628 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,800 God or unlike Kimber, just bathe. 629 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,080 You know, like just clean up afterwards. 630 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,640 Seriously, I thought you were trying to say I couldn't get 631 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,160 pregnant because of the anal practices and I said honey, I 632 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,680 have tried and you are right. Well. 633 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,680 I'm saying on your end, you can't. 634 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,000 And so that's why you can't be part of the manosphere. 635 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,760 Yeah, because you can't. Yeah, you know. 636 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,600 And I'm too pregnant to be one of the polygamist wives, so. 637 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,240 You can't be part of the quiver full movement. 638 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,280 Exactly. I knew that. 639 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,000 Well, you realize that that's what a lot of this is. 640 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,640 It's like about the quiver, full movement and spreading your 641 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,960 seed. Of course for the Aryan race, 642 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,320 it's like really fucked. Up I've advocated for spreading 643 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,600 the seed all over the place and unfortunately everyone, all 644 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,800 those men were like, you're not ugly enough to be my polygamist 645 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,400 wife. And I'm like, oh damn, like no 646 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,920 anal for us. Oh Dang. 647 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,320 Oh my. God, this is ridiculous. 648 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,960 It's gone crazy. Oh, you guys there's. 649 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,120 Something about the Air Nauvoo just just making. 650 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,400 Me hot and bothered. Just makes me want to do anal. 651 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,800 Thinking about all these mutton chops has got me hot and 652 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,640 bothered, especially these white no mutton chops that have been 653 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,720 bleached by hours in the sun and the Gray hair mutton chops. 654 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,000 Well, you're just ready to accept God's tool. 655 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,840 Hot and bothered Well, we're going to go and sit down on a 656 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,280 bench with the adults of the family now. 657 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,320 A. Picnic bench. 658 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,080 I don't think I need to name. Them a picnic table. 659 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,640 Do I need to name them? Yeah, I'm mentioning like, 660 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,280 Forrest Gump. I'm like, now they're sitting at 661 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,880 a picnic table. Like all of a sudden Tom Hanks 662 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,800 is like sitting there. And it's like, good God, get out 663 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,640 of here, Tom. They're each sitting on another 664 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,600 side of like a bike trail just talking about this, and bikers 665 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,640 keep going by. When Joseph Johnston is sitting 666 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,120 at the table with the parents, you know, the children have 667 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,760 scattered to protect their delicate ears from the truths 668 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,880 that are going to fall from Joseph's mouth. 669 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,600 And what does he tell the family and what's happening here? 670 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:12,680 Kody kind of asks how many wives that Joseph Smith really had. 671 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,680 And then Joseph Johnston says, well, that's one of the first 672 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:24,520 questions that I get asked every tour, how many wives Joseph 673 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,720 Smith really had. And it was 33. 674 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:31,880 He had 33 wives. And Kody is like what? 675 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:36,200 I thought it was 17. I was just distracted because I 676 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,880 thought when he said 33 wives, he was going to talk about his 677 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,440 33 teeth on the top row protecting from his mouth, but 678 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,600 instead it was the wives. So, you know, there's that. 679 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,640 He also volunteers that likely twelve of those wives were 680 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,720 already married to other men. So. 681 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,320 Dot dot dot dot dot. What that means is that some 682 00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,520 wives had two husbands and they were already married. 683 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:06,640 So then he was their second husband and Robyn just cannot 684 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,680 believe this. Right, and he claims these wives 685 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,687 could remain married to their OG husbands but also be married 686 00:38:12,687 --> 00:38:16,480 to Joseph Smith. He says quote in every sense of 687 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:21,720 the word, Meaning Joseph Smith can use his tool of God to 688 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:25,000 penetrate these married women. Shock gasp. 689 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,560 Robyn is just like so confused by this and she's like oh you 690 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,400 mean that that means they were brother husbands? 691 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,040 Because she's an idiot. So he has to kind of reiterate 692 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,880 to her like, yes, they were in every sense of the way they 693 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,000 would go back and stay with their original husband. 694 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:53,880 And then Kody's like, well, they were probably just performing 695 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:59,040 ceremonial marriages so that Joseph Smith could help these 696 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,840 people get to a different level in heaven. 697 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,800 And it's like you're speaking out of your ass right now 698 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,200 because you didn't know this and you're embarrassed and this is 699 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,040 fucking weird and you guys don't know your own history. 700 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,320 Well, Kody does say historians are in disagreement. 701 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,360 Honey, it's not that they don't know. 702 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,120 There's just so many. There's some discrepancies 703 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,080 different. Stories depending on what side 704 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,400 of the tool you're, if you're the receiver or the giver of the 705 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,440 COD tool, yeah, you might have a different story. 706 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,360 I just can't even believe that they're acting so shocked right 707 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,640 here because you would think that this is something that they 708 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640 would know by now. I don't know. 709 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,080 And then Janelle. I know. 710 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,219 And this goes exactly counter to what I said earlier when I 711 00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:44,960 said Janelle's the smartest of them all. 712 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,240 And now we get this doozy. Oh my God. 713 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,280 Yeah, well, she says that her ideas and beliefs do not hinge 714 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,240 on this and that he was just a guy. 715 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:58,400 He wasn't Jesus, he was just a guy. 716 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,640 They're just speculating. We're all speculating at this 717 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,840 point, and so are the historians. 718 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,120 Like it wasn't that long ago there was a newspaper, for God's 719 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,800 sake. You know what? 720 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,680 I. Mean we're fucking speculating. 721 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,040 OK, There was a problem. There's a reason why all of this 722 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,440 shit was going down and oh, they're speculating. 723 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,428 So you're speculating about your religion and that you're 724 00:40:23,428 --> 00:40:27,819 willing to stake your life on this and your children's 725 00:40:27,819 --> 00:40:31,989 capability to grow up with their mom and their dad and all of 726 00:40:31,989 --> 00:40:36,040 this stuff that you just so passionately believe in. 727 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,320 It's all speculation, yeah. We're just speculating. 728 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,760 It doesn't really matter to me because my testimony does not 729 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,920 hinge on what this man did. He's not Jesus, he's not God on 730 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,160 earth. He's a guy. 731 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,720 Oh no, He's just spoke to Jesus, that's all. 732 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,640 He just spoke to him. What the fuck? 733 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,440 He's just got Jesus's tool in his hand, in his mouth. 734 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,760 Hiram told Joseph to have a scribe write down the doctrine 735 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,160 of plural marriage, and so became the Doctrine and 736 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:12,782 Covenants 132 of the LDS Canon. 737 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:19,550 OK Janelle, OK you dumb dumb dumb dummy. 738 00:41:19,558 --> 00:41:25,641 This whole sect of the religion is based on one man wanting to 739 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:28,894 get his Dick wet with more than one woman. 740 00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:34,160 OK, I'm just going to say that one more time because y'all are 741 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,268 believing this, OK? For the record. 742 00:41:37,276 --> 00:41:41,704 For the record, Jesus spoke to him through his Weiner and 743 00:41:41,712 --> 00:41:47,935 that's why we have Covenant 132. And then the baby Jesus, who is 744 00:41:47,935 --> 00:41:51,742 the leader of the manosphere, gave us a commercial break and 745 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:55,138 we returned back to Joseph's NAU tours. 746 00:41:55,146 --> 00:42:02,250 We're going to go to Carthage, where Joseph Smith was killed at 747 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:06,189 the jail. But first we have to stop, and 748 00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:10,245 we have to hear the story of the Nauvoo Expositor Press. 749 00:42:10,253 --> 00:42:14,775 Yeah, the Brown family is gathered with Joseph Johnston on 750 00:42:14,775 --> 00:42:18,910 the other side of the street from this newspaper, and he's 751 00:42:18,918 --> 00:42:23,104 filling them in on these lovely details about Nauvoo's colorful 752 00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:27,744 history, and he gives them some more details about this burning 753 00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:32,640 of the newspaper and the press. Apparently this newspaper was 754 00:42:32,648 --> 00:42:38,245 reporting about Joseph Smith and his plural marriages and he did 755 00:42:38,245 --> 00:42:42,264 not like this and their community did not like this. 756 00:42:42,272 --> 00:42:47,992 So the Nauvoo City Council voted to have the press destroyed. 757 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,076 Burned to the ground. Burned to a crisp. 758 00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:57,935 So this newspaper, freedom of speech, kind of the whole reason 759 00:42:57,935 --> 00:43:00,080 you came here, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, 760 00:43:00,088 --> 00:43:03,064 you're going to burn it to the ground because they're speaking 761 00:43:03,064 --> 00:43:06,212 about the truth about your plural marriages and you don't 762 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:06,885 like it. Absolutely. 763 00:43:06,893 --> 00:43:10,260 This is not the first time in history where people have, you 764 00:43:10,268 --> 00:43:14,135 know, tried to silence, take down, burn to the ground, 765 00:43:14,143 --> 00:43:17,800 literally voices that are sharing the truth. 766 00:43:17,808 --> 00:43:22,140 And maybe their color in their truth was polygamy is terrible 767 00:43:22,148 --> 00:43:26,300 and all these things are bad. But if they're really just 768 00:43:26,308 --> 00:43:29,736 sharing the truth about what's happening in their community, 769 00:43:29,744 --> 00:43:32,940 that's not the same as coloring. Polygamy is bad. 770 00:43:32,948 --> 00:43:36,540 If polygamy is illegal and people are breaking the law, 771 00:43:36,548 --> 00:43:39,454 then, yeah, they're going to report on it because it's the 772 00:43:39,462 --> 00:43:42,160 press in America. Like that's what happens. 773 00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:46,520 And while they're standing there, this is when Joseph 774 00:43:46,528 --> 00:43:51,626 Johnston talks about a 22 year old man who was also standing 775 00:43:51,634 --> 00:43:54,718 right where they were, watching the things that happened, this 776 00:43:54,726 --> 00:43:56,880 burning of the press to the ground. 777 00:43:56,888 --> 00:44:03,028 Meri is great, great, great. Yes, 3 greats. 778 00:44:03,036 --> 00:44:06,790 He was 22 at the time. William Adams. 779 00:44:06,798 --> 00:44:10,894 William Adams, yes, was standing there and watched that building 780 00:44:10,894 --> 00:44:14,140 burn. And Meri is smiling ear to ear. 781 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,160 Yo, she's tickled. 782 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,360 Pink. She's got this weird little 783 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,800 Grinch grin on her face. You know where he does the 784 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,720 little corners of the mouth turn up and the middle of her mouth 785 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,720 goes downward. Yeah. 786 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,520 She's got this weird little grin. 787 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,480 Why are you so pleased about this? 788 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,760 Weird. Oh. 789 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,680 My great great great grandfather's being mentioned in 790 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,240 history. And this wasn't set up at all. 791 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,840 It's not like he had this opportunity to say this about 792 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,520 Meri's great, great, great grandfather. 793 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,720 And it's not like there be another one in the near future 794 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,400 with Robbins great great grandfather. 795 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,680 And it's not like they told us an amazing story about how he 796 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,920 took a bucket of water and tried to save positive fresh. 797 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,503 No, no, no, He watched it burn. 798 00:44:54,511 --> 00:44:56,635 He was. Just there, watching it burn. 799 00:44:56,643 --> 00:44:59,725 He didn't even throw a match. He wasn't on either side. 800 00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:01,580 Yeah, he just stood and watched it burn. 801 00:45:01,588 --> 00:45:03,632 Yeah, he's just the middle of the rotor. 802 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,732 Just a bystander. Just a simple Nauvoo resident. 803 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,107 A humble American trying to make a living. 804 00:45:09,115 --> 00:45:09,648 We. Don't know. 805 00:45:09,656 --> 00:45:12,430 Maybe he had a peg leg, maybe he couldn't partake, we don't know. 806 00:45:12,430 --> 00:45:14,000 Maybe he could have started on 807 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,040 fire. We don't know, and you want to 808 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,160 know why. We don't know why. 809 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,960 It's all speculation. And any documents that would 810 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,360 have told us were burned to the ground. 811 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,440 Burn to a crisp. Oh my gosh. 812 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,840 Meri's little grin, though. It just ate me up. 813 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,200 Yeah. And then Christine, she'd have 814 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,120 been skirred. She'd have been skirts. 815 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,440 Skirt. Oh, yes, she had a great quote 816 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,920 here. Oh, it was so good. 817 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,460 She would have been frightened. 818 00:45:40,468 --> 00:45:44,232 Can you imagine being there in that community and seeing all 819 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,708 these things happen, watching your community? 820 00:45:46,716 --> 00:45:48,500 What did she say? What? 821 00:45:48,508 --> 00:45:50,412 Rumble. Watching your community crumble 822 00:45:50,412 --> 00:45:52,606 or some bullshit. I didn't actually write it down, 823 00:45:52,606 --> 00:45:57,095 but. It was just really funny because 824 00:45:57,095 --> 00:46:00,815 she got this like quote and that was very dramatic. 825 00:46:00,823 --> 00:46:05,240 And it wasn't even about her great, great grand father, 826 00:46:05,248 --> 00:46:06,698 William Madams. No. 827 00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:11,964 After the burning of the press, Joseph Smith had to go to the 828 00:46:11,972 --> 00:46:15,664 courthouse in Carthage. Yes, the Hancock County 829 00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:18,909 Courthouse. So of course, the Browns have to 830 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:22,840 follow because just a reminder for everyone, we are in their 831 00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:27,208 Jerusalem, We are where we they are going on their Mecca, their 832 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,860 journey to wherever they're fucking going, which happens to 833 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:34,056 be the Hancock County Courthouse in Carthage, IL. 834 00:46:34,064 --> 00:46:37,855 It's special. So the Browns all go and they're 835 00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:40,024 sitting in a courthouse, and this gives Joseph Johnston. 836 00:46:40,032 --> 00:46:43,055 Now, I know there's a lot of Joseph's flying around here, so 837 00:46:43,055 --> 00:46:47,560 try to try to keep up. Joseph with the blonde hair. 838 00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:51,798 Joseph Johnson, we could have called him JJ this whole time. 839 00:46:51,806 --> 00:46:54,125 Let's call him JJ from here on out. 840 00:46:54,133 --> 00:46:58,400 So J JS telling the family about what happened at the courthouse 841 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,360 with his dark blonde hair. The Nauvoo Council turned 842 00:47:02,368 --> 00:47:07,709 themselves in for the charges of rioting, and Joseph Smith is a 843 00:47:07,717 --> 00:47:10,750 bun. The group with the riotous 844 00:47:10,758 --> 00:47:15,104 weighs and he turns himself in. And Joseph Smith posts bail. 845 00:47:15,112 --> 00:47:17,994 Yep, which is lovely. He had some rich friends or he 846 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:21,142 was rich or something. Initially he posts bail, but him 847 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:24,640 and Harem are arrested again on charges of treason. 848 00:47:24,648 --> 00:47:27,610 Right, they're leaving the courthouse and the sheriff 849 00:47:27,618 --> 00:47:30,745 approaches them with writs of charges for treason. 850 00:47:30,753 --> 00:47:35,262 Now, friendly reminder for our listeners at home, treason is a 851 00:47:35,262 --> 00:47:38,440 crime punishable by death in the United States. 852 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:42,892 It's because you literally are committing treason against the 853 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,869 United States government. Hello. 854 00:47:44,877 --> 00:47:49,709 You don't get to commit treason. Yeah, it's not exactly a light 855 00:47:49,717 --> 00:47:50,520 charge. They don't. 856 00:47:50,528 --> 00:47:52,200 They don't just hand out treason charges. 857 00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:55,000 OK. Kody gives us a quote here. 858 00:47:55,008 --> 00:47:58,886 They claim that Joseph Smith says as he is being brought to 859 00:47:58,894 --> 00:48:03,986 the jaw. He says I am going as a lamb to 860 00:48:03,986 --> 00:48:06,946 the slaughter. Yes, because Joseph Smith called 861 00:48:06,946 --> 00:48:10,702 for martial law in their town after the burning of the press. 862 00:48:10,702 --> 00:48:12,360 Now this goes hand in hand with 863 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,400 the treason charges, because if you're someone who thinks you 864 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,160 get to determine martial law, that means you're fucking nuts. 865 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,048 I mean, either there's something really bad happening and 866 00:48:22,048 --> 00:48:26,388 you're a good guy trying to right the wrongs, or you're a 867 00:48:26,388 --> 00:48:30,040 really bad guy and you're like, I get to call martial law. 868 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,197 Well, after Joseph Smith called for martial law, that's when 869 00:48:34,197 --> 00:48:37,800 the state leaders are notified and put a warrant out for his 870 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,000 arrest. Oh, he was freed, and then he 871 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,530 has to be arrested again because the state leaders are like, 872 00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:46,200 you don't just get to say martial law. 873 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,200 Like, who are you? I know. 874 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,360 It's like, listen, Mr. Polygamist freak who burned the 875 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,600 newspaper to the ground, you don't now get to say martial law 876 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,320 and you're the leader of the town. 877 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,160 Like it's ridiculous. You treasonous bastard. 878 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,920 Treason. And he is like their hero. 879 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,560 He's their hero. Right. 880 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,880 They were put into the jail, but then they were taken upstairs 881 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,240 for their own safety because there were rumors of harassers 882 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:18,200 coming. But in between all of this, we 883 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:25,000 do go away from this wonderful story of the polygamist past to 884 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:30,160 the Browns who are standing there and there's a museum 885 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,880 across the way, but they're not allowed to go into the museum. 886 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,440 And Kody asks is it because we're plagues? 887 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,480 JJ says yes. Do you? 888 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,920 Believe JJ Honey. Janelle goes into this spiel 889 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,680 about prejudice against them and the prejudice against the 890 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,760 polygamists and blah blah blah blah blah. 891 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,360 Could it just be the fucking cameras, bitch? 892 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,880 Could it just be that they don't want the cameras in the entire 893 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,760 show to be coming into their religious museum? 894 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,480 Like you guys are so full of yourselves. 895 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,000 I understand that there's this rift in the church between the 896 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000 polygamous sect and The Maine Mormonism church, but like, 897 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,720 honestly, if you had gone as a normal family just to visit this 898 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,280 museum, do you think that they wouldn't have let you in? 899 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,520 It wouldn't be the first business or institution that 900 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,680 says you can't film in our building like this is a really 901 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,720 common thing actually, so. Especially in a religious 902 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,120 museum, right? Right. 903 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,080 Yeah, it's certainly not government sanctioned. 904 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,680 It's a literal religious institution. 905 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,920 They try to paint it as this whole thing that's against them 906 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,280 because they're being prejudice, because they're plagues. 907 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:51,760 And I'm a little shocked that Joseph Johnston, RJJ says yes, 908 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,680 because his community afterwards, I would think would 909 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,160 be a little pissed about that because you're just like outing 910 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,896 your community and saying, Nope, Nope, we're judging you 911 00:51:00,896 --> 00:51:03,160 because you're plagued. You can't come to our museum, 912 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,320 right? And I kind of doubt that that's 913 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,800 the case. But he like even if it is the 914 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,560 case, he just outed his town on TV. 915 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:17,440 Yeah, well, at least that, you know, little museum thing when 916 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,920 you were talking about Joseph Smith saying I'm going as a lamb 917 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:25,600 to the slaughter, what it spoke to me about my thoughts. 918 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:30,880 It's like he knew to use religious dogma and language to 919 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,720 make it seem like he would predict the inevitable and 920 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:37,880 obvious future. You have at this point committed 921 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,800 a crime probably by being a polygamist. 922 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,680 Not even sure if it's actually illegal. 923 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:46,120 No one actually said, oh, OK. Well, cool, it's illegal. 924 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,960 You burned the newspaper to the ground. 925 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,520 You have declared martial law and now you're saying I'm going 926 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,680 as a lamb to the slaughter. It's like right when you do a 927 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,920 bunch of fucked up shit and then there's repercussions from it, 928 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,280 and then you're going to use this religious language about 929 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,720 being a lamb going to the slaughter. 930 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:10,000 It's like, duh. I just can't stand it because 931 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,480 people that hear that kind of stuff and are like, oh, it must 932 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,760 be true. I'm like, connect the fucking 933 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,320 dots. Yeah, he's the martyr 934 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,440 conspiracy, conspiracy. Martyr, Martyrism. 935 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,240 It's ridiculous. It's like, no, you committed 936 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,680 treason. You did all of these things 937 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,160 leading up to this. You are not just some 938 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,400 sacrificial lamb. Right. 939 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,920 They didn't like break into your house and tear you out in the 940 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,120 middle of the night and say you're going to a concentration 941 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,520 camp like this did not happen like delulu. 942 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,040 I think that's one of the things that like really pisses me off 943 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,590 about this religion in general. 944 00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:46,888 Did you not realize or do you not think about the things that 945 00:52:46,888 --> 00:52:49,832 they were doing to all the other people in their community, 946 00:52:49,832 --> 00:52:53,282 the reason that they actually were pissing people off? 947 00:52:53,290 --> 00:52:56,834 I don't think that it probably has to do with the amount of 948 00:52:56,842 --> 00:52:59,808 wives that you had. It probably has to do with your 949 00:52:59,808 --> 00:53:02,880 religious dogma and your battering of other people around 950 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,595 you that they're not good enough. 951 00:53:04,603 --> 00:53:08,095 They're not going to heaven as as far into heaven as you are 952 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:11,332 because they don't don't have as many wives as you do, so they're 953 00:53:11,332 --> 00:53:14,303 not going to. Or their skin colors in the same 954 00:53:14,303 --> 00:53:16,386 as yours. Or their this or their that. 955 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:18,796 Like fill in the blank. Like these people were not 956 00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:20,240 Saints walking around being persecuted. 957 00:53:20,248 --> 00:53:21,776 No. And we know this. 958 00:53:21,784 --> 00:53:24,570 Yeah. But when Janelle talks about 959 00:53:24,578 --> 00:53:27,068 experiencing the prejudice in contemporary times. 960 00:53:27,076 --> 00:53:29,635 I got so annoyed. Because of them not being able 961 00:53:29,643 --> 00:53:33,024 to go into this private religiously based museum or 962 00:53:33,032 --> 00:53:35,304 whatever. It's like, I don't know. 963 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:37,515 This is such a lame example. No, it's like. 964 00:53:37,523 --> 00:53:41,570 Bitch, you've known for fucking years that they don't even your 965 00:53:41,570 --> 00:53:43,766 own sect. They don't want you talking 966 00:53:43,774 --> 00:53:47,118 about this. They don't want you going and 967 00:53:47,126 --> 00:53:51,095 filming Robyn's wedding to Kody. They don't want you doing this 968 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,858 stuff because they find it sacred. 969 00:53:52,866 --> 00:53:57,640 So if you actually respect your own religion and respect the 970 00:53:57,648 --> 00:54:02,800 cultures and customs of your religion, blah, blah, blah, then 971 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,388 you wouldn't be saying that they're being prejudice. 972 00:54:06,396 --> 00:54:08,850 You'd be like, well, they just want to protect their peace. 973 00:54:08,858 --> 00:54:11,100 And so we're not going to go film in there. 974 00:54:11,108 --> 00:54:14,220 And this ties back to what I couldn't remember earlier about 975 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:17,235 Robyn talking about the summaries of the details of the 976 00:54:17,235 --> 00:54:19,462 whatever. Is that her implication or what 977 00:54:19,462 --> 00:54:23,122 she was trying to imply earlier in the episode, was that they, 978 00:54:23,130 --> 00:54:27,806 as these AUB cult members, the Browns, really know all of the 979 00:54:27,814 --> 00:54:29,680 teachings. They're the ones that really are 980 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,910 living the faith as it's intended to be, and that these 981 00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:35,546 other people are just glossing over these things because they 982 00:54:35,554 --> 00:54:38,404 don't want to deal with it. And it's like, no, no, no, no, 983 00:54:38,412 --> 00:54:41,108 no, no, no, no, no, no. These people have distanced 984 00:54:41,116 --> 00:54:44,063 themselves from you and they don't want you to be a part of 985 00:54:44,071 --> 00:54:46,464 things. And also that doesn't make them 986 00:54:46,464 --> 00:54:48,974 prejudice against you because they don't want you to film in 987 00:54:48,982 --> 00:54:49,934 their building. No. 988 00:54:49,942 --> 00:54:53,460 It's ridiculous. Also, you just listen to one man 989 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:57,942 and his Wiener and then you just took it as doctrine so you 990 00:54:57,942 --> 00:55:02,424 know it is what it is. And they're still figuring. 991 00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:06,000 They're not figuring things out, but kind of like they're 992 00:55:06,008 --> 00:55:06,654 speculating. Speculating. 993 00:55:06,662 --> 00:55:08,187 Thank you. We're all. 994 00:55:08,195 --> 00:55:09,868 Just. Speculating, but it doesn't 995 00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:13,300 matter because my faith is greater than the speculation. 996 00:55:13,308 --> 00:55:15,907 Girl, get a grip. Yep. 997 00:55:15,915 --> 00:55:18,430 All right. You're just listening to a man's 998 00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:21,346 other brain. That's all this is based on OK? 999 00:55:21,346 --> 00:55:23,320 And this gives Kody a wonderful 1000 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,987 opportunity to talk about how he hopes his children get to 1001 00:55:26,987 --> 00:55:29,720 travel because they'll get to experience other cultures, 1002 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,320 beliefs and hopes, and that this will keep them open minded and 1003 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,600 open hearted. Yeah, my children won't have 1004 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,920 prejudice because they'll, you know, see other things and know 1005 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,400 other things. And unlike the people that you 1006 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,760 are holding up on a pedestal who were in this community, who 1007 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,983 were terrorizing people and people were like, we've had 1008 00:55:50,983 --> 00:55:53,984 enough. Yeah, you like forcing women 1009 00:55:53,992 --> 00:55:57,102 into plural marriage, saying that it's going to get them 1010 00:55:57,110 --> 00:56:00,946 closer to God and OK, Yep. But they're so innocent and 1011 00:56:00,954 --> 00:56:05,237 going as lambs to the slaughter. Lambs to the slaughter. 1012 00:56:05,245 --> 00:56:09,860 So Joseph and Hiram are taken to gel gel, but they're put 1013 00:56:09,868 --> 00:56:13,596 upstairs for their own safety because rumors of harassers 1014 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:16,614 coming have been heard through the Grapevine. 1015 00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:20,635 And this is where we hear about Robyn's connection. 1016 00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:25,830 Oh yes, beautiful, JJ says. Among the people who had 1017 00:56:25,838 --> 00:56:29,732 gathered, there was a fellow by the name of John Fulmer. 1018 00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:34,184 And the camera pans to Robyn, and she's smiling. 1019 00:56:34,192 --> 00:56:38,858 She's got a shitting grin on her face and has to correct him. 1020 00:56:38,866 --> 00:56:42,160 Yeah. Sean Solomon Fullmer Oh no, that 1021 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,734 was way too clear. You could understand what I 1022 00:56:44,742 --> 00:56:46,387 said. John Solomon Fullmer. 1023 00:56:46,395 --> 00:56:50,642 Thank you, thank you, thank you. I could barely make it out 1024 00:56:50,650 --> 00:56:53,424 because at first I thought she said John Sullivan Fullmer. 1025 00:56:53,432 --> 00:56:56,806 And I thought she said John Follomon fullmer. 1026 00:56:56,814 --> 00:57:01,020 Which is hysterical because I'm like, well, Sullivan is one of 1027 00:57:01,028 --> 00:57:03,240 her many last names in her credit check. 1028 00:57:03,248 --> 00:57:05,640 Like sure, I don't know somewhere her name is Sullivan. 1029 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,080 We re listened like at least 1030 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,960 three times. John Solomon Farmer. 1031 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,240 Right. Eventually we figured out that 1032 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:16,440 it was Solomon after the 4th listen and because they 1033 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,000 referenced oh, that's why I named my son Solomon. 1034 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,240 And it's like, Oh my. But she didn't even say that's 1035 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,160 why we named our son Solomon. She goes. 1036 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,200 That's why we named her son Fatman. 1037 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,400 And I'm, I'm like, you can't even say his name. 1038 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,400 No wonder why you call him Saul all the time like Better Call 1039 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:36,000 Saul. Yes, Robyn can't say Solomon. 1040 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,880 It's too many syllables for my slow brain. 1041 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,160 No, literally. Well. 1042 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,760 Robyn does, you know, she gives us some more details. 1043 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,360 She says. My great, great, great 1044 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,760 grandfather, John Solomon Fulmer. 1045 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:53,200 Don Fulomon Fulmer. Don Solomon Fulmer was actually 1046 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:58,520 in the jaw with Joseph Smith. He was acting as a lawyer trying 1047 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,760 to get him out of Jolt. He left the Jol to go get help. 1048 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:08,320 Joseph Smith might be mad now while she's saying this. 1049 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,720 And I did say jail as clearly as she did, Joel. 1050 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,080 Joel. Joel. 1051 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,960 He was in jail. And then while she's telling us 1052 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:22,160 this totally not moving story that you can barely comprehend, 1053 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,160 she has tears welling in her eyes. 1054 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:30,760 Girl tears in her eyes talking about her great great great 1055 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,680 grandfather who was helping out a felon or not as a. 1056 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,240 Lawyer. Yeah, acting as a acting as a He 1057 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,320 wasn't a lawyer. Acting as a lawyer. 1058 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,200 Pretending to be a lawyer for his friend who committed 1059 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,240 treason. Oh, that John Fulmer. 1060 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,720 Fulmer, Oh lawyer. John Fulmer from all the history 1061 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,600 books. Tom Fulham and Fulmer. 1062 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,640 Oh, this woman. Well the worst is yet to come. 1063 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,080 A mob had gathered outside the doll. 1064 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,800 Oh and there's more People broke in and they came up a shooting 1065 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,080 harem was shot 2 times, once in the face, once in the back. 1066 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,945 And he said I am a dead man and. 1067 00:59:17,953 --> 00:59:19,920 Then he died instantly, thank God. 1068 00:59:19,928 --> 00:59:23,862 Right after that he said I'm a dead man, and then he died. 1069 00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:26,600 Here I'm dodging just too clean. And then? 1070 00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:29,966 I got to take this one over girl 'cause earlier you were driving 1071 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,550 me crazy. OK, Joseph. 1072 00:59:31,558 --> 00:59:38,024 Smith, Joseph Smith goes to the window and yells out the window, 1073 00:59:38,024 --> 00:59:44,265 Oh Lord my God. He was then shot and he fell out 1074 00:59:44,265 --> 00:59:49,860 the window to the ground. Oh Lord my God. 1075 00:59:49,868 --> 00:59:54,880 Who did it better? Yeah, let's hear your version, 1076 00:59:54,888 --> 00:59:57,449 honey. Joseph Smith walked to the 1077 00:59:57,457 --> 01:00:00,627 window and he yells hold on, my God. 1078 01:00:00,635 --> 01:00:06,657 And then he was shot and he fell 13 feet out of the window. 1079 01:00:06,665 --> 01:00:10,732 Honey, I can't tell you that I won that one. 1080 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,245 You were pretty good. OK, well and you got it gets 1081 01:00:13,253 --> 01:00:14,500 worse. And you got the serious. 1082 01:00:14,508 --> 01:00:17,322 It gets worse, it gets worse. You're just like, it gets worse, 1083 01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:21,352 it gets worse, it gets worse. He was dragged by his hair to a 1084 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:25,152 well and then someone, they were just so angry that they 1085 01:00:25,152 --> 01:00:30,000 used the end of their gun, the bayonet, and they rammed it 1086 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,554 through him and the Prophet Joseph Smith was killed. 1087 01:00:34,562 --> 01:00:39,986 That was really good, honey. I feel like whoever listen, if 1088 01:00:39,994 --> 01:00:43,120 you're out there making a documentary about these, you 1089 01:00:43,128 --> 01:00:46,240 know, made-up stories, maybe Kimber should be your. 1090 01:00:46,248 --> 01:00:50,386 Dramatic readings by Kimber. I'm just saying, and you have a 1091 01:00:50,386 --> 01:00:53,140 clearly a big passion for Hiram Smith and Joseph. 1092 01:00:53,148 --> 01:00:56,201 Smith I do. My God, I was obsessed with 1093 01:00:56,209 --> 01:00:58,503 those mutton chops. Obsessed. 1094 01:00:58,511 --> 01:01:01,448 I'd love to feel them tickle between my thighs. 1095 01:01:01,456 --> 01:01:04,366 You just need the tool of God. Come and. 1096 01:01:04,374 --> 01:01:07,170 Imagine those mutton chops just tickling your thighs. 1097 01:01:07,178 --> 01:01:08,802 They'll. Get like rubber on both your 1098 01:01:08,810 --> 01:01:11,120 thighs and it's like just no, that would never happen because 1099 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,160 they wouldn't be going downtown. 1100 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,120 They'd be like, that's the devil. 1101 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,320 'S juice. Cut a hole in your little 1102 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,560 sacred, you know, underwear and let me fuck you Like that's 1103 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,120 disgusting. I have a feeling there was a lot 1104 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,760 of orgies happening and we just don't know about it. 1105 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,280 I don't know. Sordid lives. 1106 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,360 These people were dignitized. Yes, they were what was. 1107 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,880 Going on. Kody tells us Joseph Smith was 1108 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,600 killed by a mob. There was no trial. 1109 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,120 There was no jury and I'm going, excuse me, Kody Brown, he 1110 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,600 declared martial law. Like, what are you talking 1111 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320 about? Where would the trial or jury 1112 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:50,120 have been? Like these people are insane 1113 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,400 and. When you know, like what these 1114 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:59,240 people were actually doing to others, it's very obvious that 1115 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,800 people were just trying to protect their own and that they 1116 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:06,080 weren't just scared of the polygamy and prejudice of the 1117 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,720 polygamy. It's like, no, it's way deeper. 1118 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,000 It's way more than that. And you don't even know how many 1119 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,360 fucking wives he had. So who are you to pretend that 1120 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,000 this is like, oh, we know everything about this and this 1121 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:22,600 poor man was haunted down in a jaw and drug out miles her to a 1122 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:28,000 well after he was shot out window and fell dark time fight. 1123 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:33,000 He didn't know any of this. My God, Kody, you disgrace. 1124 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:41,360 Oh Lord my God. Kody, if Joseph Smith could hear 1125 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,960 what you said and that you didn't know the truth of his 1126 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,920 history, he would have looked you in the eye and said, oh, 1127 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:51,240 Kody, you Sinner among men, how dare you? 1128 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,640 Oh, Kody. Grow some mutton chops, Kody, 1129 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,530 then maybe we'll listen to you. 1130 01:02:57,538 --> 01:02:59,040 Yeah, Kody. All right. 1131 01:02:59,048 --> 01:03:02,638 He also says the rest of the world may struggle to see what 1132 01:03:02,646 --> 01:03:07,230 we see in this man. I believe he was inspired by 1133 01:03:07,238 --> 01:03:09,047 God, absolutely. Absolutely. 1134 01:03:09,055 --> 01:03:14,570 Well, you just cemented your delusion status, so 1135 01:03:14,578 --> 01:03:18,670 congratulations, the rest of the world doesn't see what we see. 1136 01:03:18,678 --> 01:03:21,024 Like, duh. Yeah, no, they don't. 1137 01:03:21,032 --> 01:03:25,515 They're not delulu. No one sees what you see. 1138 01:03:25,523 --> 01:03:28,485 Insanity. Oh my God. 1139 01:03:28,493 --> 01:03:31,810 I'm delulu, darling, I'm a delulu. 1140 01:03:31,818 --> 01:03:36,598 I feel like he needs some like, horror version of our theme song 1141 01:03:36,598 --> 01:03:39,098 and like, it needs to be Kody's music. 1142 01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:41,627 When he plays, when he walks, when he walks. 1143 01:03:41,635 --> 01:03:45,950 Plays when he walks tip to through the tulips put in the 1144 01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:51,380 Kody being delulu, my God. So production gives us some 1145 01:03:51,388 --> 01:03:55,560 lovely shots of some buildings and some exteriors of Nauvoo 1146 01:03:55,568 --> 01:03:59,570 highlighting the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. 1147 01:03:59,578 --> 01:04:02,914 Oh, now we didn't get to come around the Riverbend and see 1148 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:05,199 this. They were just like, oh, hot off 1149 01:04:05,199 --> 01:04:07,856 the heels of this inspirational story of a guy 1150 01:04:07,856 --> 01:04:11,280 being killed out of a window and another guy being killed by 1151 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,532 being shot twice, we're going to have these moments of like, 1152 01:04:15,532 --> 01:04:19,290 la da, da, like, Oh, no, everything's great. 1153 01:04:19,298 --> 01:04:23,976 I want to know how, Harem said. I'm a dead man. 1154 01:04:23,984 --> 01:04:26,280 You were shot in the face. You have no teeth. 1155 01:04:26,288 --> 01:04:29,560 I don't believe that. Yes, I'm a gang be. 1156 01:04:29,568 --> 01:04:33,160 This Oh my God, I. Just made the worst place I've 1157 01:04:33,168 --> 01:04:36,696 ever made in my life. And then Kody, he's just kind of 1158 01:04:36,696 --> 01:04:40,315 going on and on about how he is, he says. 1159 01:04:40,323 --> 01:04:44,015 I'm grateful for the testament of Joseph Smith, and I believe 1160 01:04:44,023 --> 01:04:46,143 in the principle of plural marriage. 1161 01:04:46,151 --> 01:04:50,280 Kody says when he finds himself frustrated over his choices and 1162 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:54,539 the wives having expectations of him, he thinks back to those 1163 01:04:54,539 --> 01:04:59,056 who have sacrificed so much more so he can live the 1164 01:04:59,056 --> 01:05:01,600 principle of plural marriage in peace. 1165 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:07,360 After Kody says this, Robyn makes 2 of the ugliest faces I 1166 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,000 have ever seen on a human being in my life. 1167 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,160 Because of course she's overreacting and she's got it. 1168 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,280 She's her usual. I don't know if this is pick me 1169 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,720 vibes. I got to be honest honey, I 1170 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,080 don't know what pick me vibes really mean. 1171 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,800 You say it all the time and I'm like, I don't know, I'm going. 1172 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,320 To have to explain this. This is it. 1173 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,800 But she's over in the side being, like, distorting her face 1174 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,120 as much as she can. And Kody continues. 1175 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,720 I'm grateful for this testimony of Joseph Smith. 1176 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,240 So I can sit here and say, you know what? 1177 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:41,760 I know it's crazy, and it might cost me my life, but I believe 1178 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,520 in the principle of plural marriage. 1179 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,640 And this is where I was really scratching my chin because I'm 1180 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,080 like cost you your life. Like you're comparing these 1181 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,240 things. And it's like we, of course, 1182 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,080 later come to find out the state of Utah never charged you for 1183 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,360 anything. They were just doing an 1184 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,760 investigation. The worst thing that's happened 1185 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,600 to you in this season was that you had to be in an RV with some 1186 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,240 wind for a couple days. And now you're like, oh God, 1187 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,240 these people did this thing so I can live this life. 1188 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,240 It's like they'll also love to create this narrative of like 1189 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,600 they, you know, they have overcome thanks to the people 1190 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,080 from the past. And it's like, I thought that 1191 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,920 you weren't overcome. I thought that you were still. 1192 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,560 You're still being prejudice to God. 1193 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,200 Like people are still prejudice against you. 1194 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,520 So I don't quite get it. It's really just Kody being able 1195 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,720 to blow hot air, I think. Yeah, he's pontificating. 1196 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,477 And then we end with a potluck. 1197 01:06:34,485 --> 01:06:37,942 Nobody says anything else. We end with Kody's wise words 1198 01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:41,415 and then they show the Browns having a little potluck. 1199 01:06:41,423 --> 01:06:44,340 They're eating at another picnic table. 1200 01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:49,016 Or outside of Harem's Harem's house, they're having a. 1201 01:06:49,024 --> 01:06:49,556 Potluck. Yes. 1202 01:06:49,564 --> 01:06:51,470 And is he an adult or a child in this home? 1203 01:06:51,478 --> 01:06:56,275 We don't know, but they're there and eating at a plastic picnic 1204 01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:59,095 table. So that's where they leave us. 1205 01:06:59,103 --> 01:07:02,187 I don't know what I'll say other than that. 1206 01:07:02,195 --> 01:07:05,064 So. Did you all enjoy this journey 1207 01:07:05,072 --> 01:07:09,098 into Nauvoo like we did? We certainly learned a thing or 1208 01:07:09,098 --> 01:07:11,274 two. We certainly were scarred for 1209 01:07:11,282 --> 01:07:13,034 life. We all made it through. 1210 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:13,960 Amen. Amen. 1211 01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:18,095 Your mouth to God's ear. My mouth to God's butt. 1212 01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:21,152 You're my Oh, that's not part of the manosphere, darling. 1213 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,855 It's not. Oh well, I should know. 1214 01:07:23,863 --> 01:07:26,365 Time for mustard seed and shit stain. 1215 01:07:26,373 --> 01:07:29,560 And I have made jokes about me going first and then you going 1216 01:07:29,568 --> 01:07:31,063 first and I was like that's ridiculous. 1217 01:07:31,071 --> 01:07:33,864 No, I'm going first and I actually am going first. 1218 01:07:33,872 --> 01:07:36,675 You do it. My mustard seed for this episode 1219 01:07:36,675 --> 01:07:40,360 goes to 1 Meri Brown. I have recently given her shit 1220 01:07:40,368 --> 01:07:42,710 stain that she deserved so bad this episode. 1221 01:07:42,718 --> 01:07:46,612 I'm giving her the mustard seed because she planned this trip. 1222 01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:49,345 OK, She did plan the trip poorly. 1223 01:07:49,353 --> 01:07:54,216 She just said I can't give her any credit for that. 1224 01:07:54,224 --> 01:07:59,688 But when Kody was coming at her at in the RV being all like, 1225 01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:03,544 guess what, bitch, I'm mad and I'm going to take it out on you. 1226 01:08:03,544 --> 01:08:04,960 She was like water off a duck's 1227 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,840 back. I don't give a shit. 1228 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,869 She's like, I can drive all day. 1229 01:08:06,877 --> 01:08:08,608 I can drive all night. I can do whatever. 1230 01:08:08,616 --> 01:08:11,980 Also, when the other people were like, how is it that we never 1231 01:08:11,988 --> 01:08:14,671 get anything done right? She's like, do it right and then 1232 01:08:14,671 --> 01:08:18,970 it'll be done right. I just have to give Meri her 1233 01:08:18,978 --> 01:08:24,180 props for being logical when she's logical and sarcastic 1234 01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:29,180 slash getting someone's goat when she should be sarcastic 1235 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:33,734 getting someone's goat and being a driver driving that RV in the 1236 01:08:33,734 --> 01:08:36,538 middle of the windstorm being like I don't care, no wind's 1237 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:38,334 going to fuck with me. Look at my hair, look at my 1238 01:08:38,341 --> 01:08:40,032 face. I've been through it. 1239 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,715 I can keep driving and anyone that's going to bust Kody's 1240 01:08:42,723 --> 01:08:44,825 balls like that and keep cool, calm and collected. 1241 01:08:44,832 --> 01:08:47,292 Even with dumbass Robyn being like I don't get it. 1242 01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,656 I'm like, good for you girl. I don't understand. 1243 01:08:49,663 --> 01:08:54,413 So I go back and forth on Meri. I can't be consistent with her 1244 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:58,587 in this episode. She gets my mustard seed as a 1245 01:08:58,595 --> 01:09:01,144 second class citizen. Who do you give? 1246 01:09:01,152 --> 01:09:04,879 Well, as someone who's not allowed to vote, I suppose I can 1247 01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:08,500 vote on this pretend vote. Yes, it doesn't count. 1248 01:09:08,508 --> 01:09:12,261 Doesn't count in an American election, so I can do it. 1249 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:14,359 Strike this from the record, but continue. 1250 01:09:14,368 --> 01:09:20,728 My vote is going to go for one of Doctor Sweets. 1251 01:09:20,736 --> 01:09:24,234 Doctor Sweets. And it's fair game here. 1252 01:09:24,242 --> 01:09:27,979 OK, Doctor. Sweets, that quote about the 1253 01:09:27,988 --> 01:09:32,812 polygamous women that you read. From Mark Twain From Misses Mark 1254 01:09:32,812 --> 01:09:36,221 Twain. Yes, it gave us a wonderful 1255 01:09:36,229 --> 01:09:41,180 image of Robyn sticking her chin up, rolling her eyes and getting 1256 01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:43,920 actually offended. And then she sat on the couch 1257 01:09:43,928 --> 01:09:45,707 and joked and pretend she wasn't really offended. 1258 01:09:45,716 --> 01:09:50,000 And then we got some good stuff out of all all the wives about 1259 01:09:50,008 --> 01:09:52,812 it. Mostly we got some stuff out of 1260 01:09:52,812 --> 01:09:55,580 Christine about it. But yeah, it was pretty 1261 01:09:55,588 --> 01:09:56,544 hilarious. It was funny. 1262 01:09:56,552 --> 01:09:59,152 It was. I'm not all that familiar with 1263 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:03,329 Mark Twain, are you? No, but Doctor Sweets was a good 1264 01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:07,265 sport, even if production was like, oh, we want you to read 1265 01:10:07,273 --> 01:10:10,205 this quote because it's the funniest, or even if they had 1266 01:10:10,213 --> 01:10:13,095 him read multiple quotes and that's the one they pulled. 1267 01:10:13,103 --> 01:10:17,150 He was smirking through it, like he knew it was like ridiculous 1268 01:10:17,158 --> 01:10:19,055 and funny. He was being silly, He. 1269 01:10:19,063 --> 01:10:22,096 Was a diva he. Was a good sport about it and he 1270 01:10:22,096 --> 01:10:25,862 knew that if they pulled that he might look bad, but it was 1271 01:10:25,862 --> 01:10:29,260 also jokey enough that he probably wouldn't look bad and 1272 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:33,000 he just seemed like a genuinely sweet older gentleman 1273 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,560 that I would take a tour from. If Doctor Sweetams was giving me 1274 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,972 a tour of my boyhood, dream home, dream home my. 1275 01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:44,400 Boyhood dream home. What's? 1276 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,781 Happening right? Now I was like, look into the 1277 01:10:46,789 --> 01:10:49,760 crystal ball and I looked and he was like, you're going to be 1278 01:10:49,768 --> 01:10:51,098 homely and downtrodden and whatever. 1279 01:10:51,106 --> 01:10:53,546 I'd be like, this guy's funny, so you know. 1280 01:10:53,554 --> 01:10:56,184 All of a sudden he is a fortune teller. 1281 01:10:56,192 --> 01:11:01,600 No, Doctor Sweet Sweetum, whatever his name is Doctor 1282 01:11:01,608 --> 01:11:02,744 Sweet. Doctor Sweet. 1283 01:11:02,752 --> 01:11:06,315 He's great and I agree. Mustard seeds all around for 1284 01:11:06,323 --> 01:11:09,100 doctor Sweets. I'm dead. 1285 01:11:09,108 --> 01:11:11,260 Are you ready for your shit stain? 1286 01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:16,255 I am ready for my shit stain. My shit stain, of course, has to 1287 01:11:16,255 --> 01:11:19,336 go to Robyn Brown because Robyn Brown pretended not to 1288 01:11:19,336 --> 01:11:23,512 know what was going on in the RV as a way to be not held 1289 01:11:23,512 --> 01:11:27,450 accountable and to not have to like, have any real back and 1290 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:30,475 forth and to not have to explain anything to anybody. 1291 01:11:30,483 --> 01:11:35,315 And also her reactions to things that were happening. 1292 01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:39,436 It's like she's really animated and trying to get attention and 1293 01:11:39,436 --> 01:11:43,170 like her smiles and the way that she can't even say her own 1294 01:11:43,170 --> 01:11:45,608 son's name. I mean, she's just pathetic. 1295 01:11:45,616 --> 01:11:48,860 And what is the the jaw that she has the. 1296 01:11:48,868 --> 01:11:50,300 Hapsburg Jaw. Thank you. 1297 01:11:50,308 --> 01:11:53,308 It's like she really needs that chisel down like Bethenny 1298 01:11:53,316 --> 01:11:55,725 Frankel did. It's just a mess. 1299 01:11:55,733 --> 01:12:00,029 She's terrible and she's awful and she is a smear in the 1300 01:12:00,037 --> 01:12:02,260 underwear of the underbelly of the world. 1301 01:12:02,268 --> 01:12:04,820 So, Robyn, you get my shit stain. 1302 01:12:04,828 --> 01:12:09,174 Yeah, she really has that avoidant personality down when 1303 01:12:09,182 --> 01:12:12,594 it's convenient. So Oh yeah yeah yeah, she sure 1304 01:12:12,602 --> 01:12:16,290 did that when Meri was getting yelled at every single turn of 1305 01:12:16,298 --> 01:12:18,672 the trip. I agree. 1306 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:23,485 She is a complete shit stain and it was ridiculous that she 1307 01:12:23,493 --> 01:12:27,368 couldn't say her son's name has a middle name of her great great 1308 01:12:27,368 --> 01:12:30,255 great grandfather and we had to replay it 3 fucking times to 1309 01:12:30,255 --> 01:12:32,398 understand what she was saying. And I literally looked at Chris 1310 01:12:32,398 --> 01:12:34,505 and I said should we put the captions on right? 1311 01:12:34,513 --> 01:12:36,520 That's how ridiculous it was. And I. 1312 01:12:36,528 --> 01:12:38,612 Fear that the captions might not have been correct. 1313 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:41,264 They probably wouldn't have because we each had written down 1314 01:12:41,264 --> 01:12:44,520 something different and then it turned out to be 1/3 option 1315 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:48,144 or a fourth option. Even so ridiculous she can't say 1316 01:12:48,144 --> 01:12:53,944 her son's name and so she gets a shit stain for sure. 1317 01:12:53,952 --> 01:13:02,322 My shit stain is going to. Can it go to Joseph Johnston? 1318 01:13:02,330 --> 01:13:07,230 Mr. JJ and his bowling shirts? Is that allowed? 1319 01:13:07,238 --> 01:13:11,030 Listen, you're picking 2 not only side characters but one 1320 01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:14,499 time appearing people. So OK, you're missing someone. 1321 01:13:14,507 --> 01:13:18,540 I know, I know, I know that there's more. 1322 01:13:18,548 --> 01:13:20,715 Yeah, right. Well, that the bowling shirts 1323 01:13:20,723 --> 01:13:23,636 were egregious. I if you want to go with our, 1324 01:13:23,644 --> 01:13:25,907 our best friend JJ, you can totally do it. 1325 01:13:25,915 --> 01:13:28,556 You, well, you know, you know, the reason that I, I'm 1326 01:13:28,564 --> 01:13:31,580 questioning your perception on him is because you said he has 1327 01:13:31,588 --> 01:13:34,184 tart blonde hair. He did. 1328 01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:36,186 We're going to look back. We're going to watch it back. 1329 01:13:36,194 --> 01:13:38,829 I'm going to pull up a picture. Of you'll find it when the like 1330 01:13:38,829 --> 01:13:41,628 sun's coming through it and you'll be like look. 1331 01:13:41,636 --> 01:13:46,680 I am so prepared for you to be wrong and eat your words. 1332 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:49,148 Listen, I've only been wrong three times, and I have been at 1333 01:13:49,148 --> 01:13:52,870 it each time. You're going to eat the Jesus 1334 01:13:52,878 --> 01:13:55,790 shit stain out of Robyn's underwear. 1335 01:13:55,798 --> 01:13:58,072 Put God's tool in my mouth, I will eat it. 1336 01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,632 All right, if we're not going to go with JJ because of his 1337 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,820 bowling shirts and his ridiculous demeanor, you know, 1338 01:14:04,828 --> 01:14:07,041 delivering all of you. Could do it. 1339 01:14:07,049 --> 01:14:08,895 Honey, I don't. Let me talk you out of your 1340 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,144 choices. I believe in women's rights. 1341 01:14:11,152 --> 01:14:17,183 I I'm going to do the thing here that is opposite of you and I 1342 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:20,547 would say that Meri is my shit stain. 1343 01:14:20,555 --> 01:14:26,175 Oh, oh, this is good. Bring on the drama. 1344 01:14:26,183 --> 01:14:29,492 Yeah, because she didn't plan the trip well. 1345 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:32,430 She didn't know how to do her mile math. 1346 01:14:32,438 --> 01:14:36,240 She didn't factor in for stops that the family was going to 1347 01:14:36,248 --> 01:14:39,426 have to make. She didn't advocate for an extra 1348 01:14:39,426 --> 01:14:42,052 day for travel or anything necessary. 1349 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:48,060 It was ridiculous to think that this family could do a trip 1350 01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:52,740 across the country in three days and spend one day and then 1351 01:14:52,748 --> 01:14:56,588 however the fuck they got back if they did drive all the way 1352 01:14:56,596 --> 01:14:59,060 back three days back. Like what are you doing with 1353 01:14:59,068 --> 01:15:00,662 your life? What are you guys doing right 1354 01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:02,229 now that this had to be so rushed? 1355 01:15:02,237 --> 01:15:07,115 If it was production, which I highly doubt, I don't know, it 1356 01:15:07,123 --> 01:15:09,470 just could have been done completely differently. 1357 01:15:09,478 --> 01:15:13,180 And then she just doesn't want to take the shit for it from 1358 01:15:13,188 --> 01:15:16,478 Kody. And I do semi applaud her for 1359 01:15:16,486 --> 01:15:20,880 just rolling her eyes and not taking a shit. 1360 01:15:20,888 --> 01:15:26,480 But also I think it's negligent to keep driving when you're 1361 01:15:26,488 --> 01:15:28,855 probably tired. And I think that the only reason 1362 01:15:28,855 --> 01:15:32,134 that she kept saying she could drive was to spite Kody. 1363 01:15:32,142 --> 01:15:35,620 Right. And you have a fucking RV full 1364 01:15:35,628 --> 01:15:38,671 of children and you're pushing to keep doing this. 1365 01:15:38,679 --> 01:15:42,572 And so part of me sees Kody's point in all of this, and I hate 1366 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,160 to say that. Fair. 1367 01:15:44,168 --> 01:15:45,980 Enough. There's a big part of me that 1368 01:15:45,988 --> 01:15:48,460 sees the point. And no one offered to drive for 1369 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,750 her. Robyn wasn't jumping and driving 1370 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:53,666 that RV. So if she's driving on 4 hours 1371 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,925 of sleep and she's good, she's fine, she's dandy. 1372 01:15:55,933 --> 01:15:59,660 She's had 10 red balls. It's like you're putting all of 1373 01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:02,768 your children and little Sauls in his car seat in the back of 1374 01:16:02,776 --> 01:16:07,854 there and you're putting them all at risk, darling, just to 1375 01:16:07,862 --> 01:16:11,588 prove Kody wrong. I don't know. 1376 01:16:11,596 --> 01:16:14,080 I am just in shock that you didn't pick Kody Brown. 1377 01:16:14,088 --> 01:16:16,688 I am going, wow, girl, you pick Meri over Kody. 1378 01:16:16,696 --> 01:16:18,501 You're just. Well, she does a lot of things, 1379 01:16:18,501 --> 01:16:21,700 and I just also wanted to spite you as much as she wanted to 1380 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:24,180 spite Kody Brown. Listen, I'm I'm not going to say 1381 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:27,019 a word and. She had the Grinch, the Grinch 1382 01:16:27,027 --> 01:16:30,788 eating grin on her face when her great great great granddaddy 1383 01:16:30,796 --> 01:16:33,440 came up. She's so proud of her in 1384 01:16:33,448 --> 01:16:36,232 brightness. And you were just so mad at me, 1385 01:16:36,232 --> 01:16:38,892 but you know, it's OK because I did vote to take your rights 1386 01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:41,008 away and all of that. So it's all good. 1387 01:16:41,016 --> 01:16:46,116 And you, even in my fake votes, voted to take my right of vote 1388 01:16:46,124 --> 01:16:48,240 away from JJ. Oh, that's right. 1389 01:16:48,248 --> 01:16:51,340 Quit pulling rank on me. That's all I gotta say. 1390 01:16:51,348 --> 01:16:53,350 Quit pulling rank. I'm always telling you what to 1391 01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:54,624 do in. The man card. 1392 01:16:54,632 --> 01:16:57,370 You guys, you should vote me off the island. 1393 01:16:57,378 --> 01:17:01,148 Okay, so now we're going to do our keep suite moment. 1394 01:17:01,156 --> 01:17:04,822 Darling, Our Keep Suite moment this week comes to us from 1395 01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:09,120 TikTok and it is from Bonbon who left us a comment recently that 1396 01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,250 says I binged all of Sister Wives last summer and was 1397 01:17:12,258 --> 01:17:15,309 questioning how much of my life I wasted on this family. 1398 01:17:15,317 --> 01:17:18,107 Now I know that it wasn't a waste of time. 1399 01:17:18,115 --> 01:17:20,890 It was so I could thoroughly enjoy your podcast. 1400 01:17:20,898 --> 01:17:25,406 Your podcast is a delightful dessert after a long dried up 1401 01:17:25,414 --> 01:17:27,316 meal. Thank you Bonbon. 1402 01:17:27,324 --> 01:17:30,254 A dessert after a long dried up meal. 1403 01:17:30,262 --> 01:17:33,775 I want to bon bon after a long dried up meal. 1404 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:35,800 Listen, this is a good connect, yes? 1405 01:17:35,808 --> 01:17:39,960 And also, no, you did not waste your time, but we are surely 1406 01:17:39,968 --> 01:17:43,720 fucking wasting our time watching it and spending hours 1407 01:17:43,728 --> 01:17:46,995 and hours and hours talking through the psychological 1408 01:17:47,003 --> 01:17:49,275 warfare that is the Brown family. 1409 01:17:49,283 --> 01:17:54,022 Bon Bon, while we appreciate the praise, we can't agree that you 1410 01:17:54,022 --> 01:17:58,190 wasted your life and your time. No, because you're listening to 1411 01:17:58,190 --> 01:17:59,876 this right now. I love that. 1412 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:03,880 I love it too. Our next episode is the season 1413 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:08,540 finale of Season 5. We've got some big things 1414 01:18:08,548 --> 01:18:11,854 happening, very exciting stuff. Hopefully more angels will come 1415 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:15,155 singing. Kimber, have you touched God's 1416 01:18:15,163 --> 01:18:18,705 tool today? No, but I could probably make my 1417 01:18:18,705 --> 01:18:20,320 way to it right now.