1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,120
Hello world, welcome to my 
Sister Wives podcast. 

2
00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,280
I'm Chris. 
And I'm Allie, we're long time 

3
00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,560
friends who had no idea we were 
both watching the TLC trainwreck

4
00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,440
reality show Sister Wives. 
Join us as we rewatch Sister 

5
00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,760
Wives, maybe have a drink or 
two, and share what useless 

6
00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,920
information and insights we can 
provide. 

7
00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,400
Listen to us two deadbeat losers
judge the Brown family. 

8
00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,400
That's us all right. 
See you on the. 

9
00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:39,080
Flip side. 
What does the nanny do? 

10
00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,480
OK, so we're done. 
Goodbye. 

11
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,240
You. 
Shut it off. 

12
00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,080
Do not twist my words. 
Do not make me a victim. 

13
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,960
Sweetie, just look at the 
mountain. 

14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,480
That's what you saw that day. 
Just the knife and the kidneys 

15
00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:58,720
over all these years and the 
sacrifices that I made to love 

16
00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:15,280
you. 
Season 1 episode 9 of Sister 

17
00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,120
Wives, the honeymoon special. 
I was hoping to start with one 

18
00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,080
tidbit from Becoming Sister 
Wives, which is the book that 

19
00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,920
you have not read And I have 
read and I'm not sure there's 

20
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,600
some more things about this book
and I don't know how I feel like

21
00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,440
we'll incorporate it into the 
podcast some way. 

22
00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,240
But one thing I wanted to point 
out, well, given that this 

23
00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,200
episode is about Codeine Robyn's
honeymoon, her first marriage. 

24
00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:44,560
OK, so Robyn claims in this book
to have been with her ex-husband

25
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:50,080
for they were married for 7 1/2 
years, she says, and then 

26
00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:55,160
separated for 1 1/2 years. 
So my assumption is that she was

27
00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,520
legally married to him for nine 
years. 

28
00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,680
But what's weird is that in the 
in the show and in this book, 

29
00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,320
like there's no details about 
this husband. 

30
00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,560
There's no details about what's 
horrible about the story, why 

31
00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,120
he's such a bad dad, why he was 
such a bad husband, all these 

32
00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,000
things. 
And I just think it's SUS to be 

33
00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,920
with someone for 10 plus years 
and to have no real reason that 

34
00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,600
you can point to on why it is 
that your children need a new 

35
00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,520
daddy. 
And I don't know, I, I, I, you 

36
00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,560
know, once again, the legal 
department has told me not to 

37
00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:33,560
speculate or to say allegedly, 
but allegedly Robyn was married 

38
00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:37,520
for 10 years to a major asshole 
and we have no idea why. 

39
00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,760
So just throwing that out there 
has a little bit. 

40
00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,480
Another reason to love Robyn. 
Right. 

41
00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,720
Like, I think there's actually a
lot of reasons that people would

42
00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,920
keep those details private 
potentially, right? 

43
00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,480
Like, I don't think everybody 
has to like, give all the 

44
00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,520
information about that stuff to 
everybody, right? 

45
00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:59,920
But you are on a reality TV show
where you are getting your 

46
00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,720
polygamist husband to adopt your
children. 

47
00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,840
So it does kind of warrant a 
little bit of an explanation 

48
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,720
which we are never given. 
Never given. 

49
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,160
So, you know, whatever. 
Robyn's, she's an enigma, just 

50
00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,720
like Kody. 
They're both enigmas. 

51
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,160
She's Robyning. 
She's. 

52
00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,080
She's Robyning OH. 
It's a verb now. 

53
00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,880
Yes, she's Robyning. 
Amen. 

54
00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,480
So for this episode, it opens 
with Kody and Robyn in their 

55
00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,040
honeymoon suite. 
So they are on their honeymoon. 

56
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,160
Obviously they got married in 
the last episode. 

57
00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:34,520
They Kody references 10 months 
which is a long time to wait in 

58
00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,200
polygamy. 
What are your thoughts on this 

59
00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,560
ten month wait period for them? 
Well, first I thought it was 

60
00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,160
nice that they actually 
clarified the timeframe because 

61
00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,760
we have been wondering the whole
season. 

62
00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,360
So it's nice that we actually 
know the duration of that quote 

63
00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,480
UN quote courtship. 
Suppose a duration. 

64
00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,560
Right. 
And he says that people in their

65
00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,560
culture typically get married or
court, sorry, only for like 60 

66
00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,720
to 90 days or something is more 
common. 

67
00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,400
And so I think it's hard to 
compare to what it would be like

68
00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,920
with a non, I was going to say 
normal relationship, but we're 

69
00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,600
not saying normal. 
We're saying non polygamist 

70
00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,880
relationship. 
So I don't know how to compare 

71
00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,200
the differences. 
But they did reference it being 

72
00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,320
something along the lines of it 
it is hard for the otherwise 

73
00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:30,520
during courtship because it is 
kind of this like, weird interim

74
00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,560
place, right? 
Like not fully submersed into 

75
00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:38,280
the family, but can't do all the
same things. 

76
00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,960
And so, yeah, it's just like a 
weird dynamic for that courtship

77
00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,800
period. 
So they don't usually drag it on

78
00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,880
very long. 
Well, and there are theories 

79
00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:49,200
online and people have left 
comments on our very content 

80
00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,600
about how there are suspicions 
that they had their spiritual 

81
00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,680
wedding done before filming. 
And I've thought this as well, 

82
00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,600
that perhaps they actually got 
married before anything that 

83
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:11,080
we're seeing because Kody going 
to Saint George for however long

84
00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,640
on his trips, It's a little 
strange that someone would be 

85
00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,400
driving 5 hours to another city 
to stay overnight to visit 

86
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,280
someone they're courting. 
I don't really know how that 

87
00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,080
goes. 
I mean, I don't know about long 

88
00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,240
distance courting in the 
polygamous culture, but there 

89
00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,760
just are some things like also 
questioning about the dress and 

90
00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:36,960
how maybe she would have worn a 
spiritual garb, like a something

91
00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,240
maybe a little more than the 
lines of what Christine wore for

92
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,760
her wedding. 
You know, something a little 

93
00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,480
more traditional, something a 
little more. 

94
00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:49,400
Satin trash bag. 
Speaks speaks to their God and 

95
00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,160
their unions getting into that 
celestial Kingdom. 

96
00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,440
So, you know, there's just a lot
of things that are hazy about 

97
00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,320
that. 
And at this point, based on what

98
00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,320
we've seen, I don't trust the 
family and I don't trust 

99
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,120
production enough to actually 
tell the truth about that. 

100
00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,040
Like we're being teed up some 
things that are definitely TV 

101
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:14,240
show narrative. 
And so once again, allegedly, 

102
00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,840
they could have been married 
before we even started filming. 

103
00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,200
I don't know. 
Well, now, I think that if it 

104
00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:28,240
truly were to be the case, would
put a lot of pieces to like some

105
00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,800
of the awkwardness in this 
season. 

106
00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,840
Like there was awkwardness when 
they were trying to explain 

107
00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,120
these timelines and things like 
that. 

108
00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,440
There was awkwardness with how 
they explained it to the kids, 

109
00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,600
the weirdness with the dresses 
on the wedding day. 

110
00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,480
Right. 
Like all of that it would. 

111
00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:52,360
And maybe also explains why 
Robyn was alone on the morning 

112
00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,360
of her wedding day because kind 
of technically they were already

113
00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,920
married and they're all just 
doing the song and dance for a 

114
00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,640
few months for this TV show. 
So like. 

115
00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,920
And Gwendolyn later talks about 
on an online platform that they 

116
00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,800
reshot that the scene where 
they're in the living room and 

117
00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,000
Kody's say the announcement. 
Remember the the announcement at

118
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,200
the beginning of the season? 
Gwendolyn says that that was 

119
00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,640
reshot. 
So what happened the first time?

120
00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,960
Well, and when Christine was 
like, and sometimes these are 

121
00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,000
just things we don't talk about 
right now. 

122
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,280
Yeah. 
Right. 

123
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,800
We are telling our children to 
lie to, you know, the camera. 

124
00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,480
That's fine. 
Yeah. 

125
00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,480
I mean, that would explain a 
lot. 

126
00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,720
It would explain a lot. 
If we want to jump on a 

127
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,200
conspiracy theory, this is one 
I'm willing to ride. 

128
00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,760
I'm going to create a series of 
YouTube videos about the 

129
00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,080
conspiracy theory. 
People will be like, wow, he 

130
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,360
really needs a life. 
But at the end of the day, 

131
00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,760
there's a lot of allegedly with 
all, with everything we just 

132
00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,960
said, package it all in an 
allegedly blanket. 

133
00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,480
OK, wrap at a nice bow. 
So then the wives are all on the

134
00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:58,080
couch doing their interviews, 
and they're talking about how 11

135
00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:03,480
days is a long honeymoon. 
Janelle says she's illogically 

136
00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,560
angry. 
Christine corrects her. 

137
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,240
Being like this is not 
illogically. 

138
00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,280
It's very logical that you would
actually be upset. 

139
00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,440
And Meri talks about missing 
him. 

140
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,040
Missing Kody is the hardest 
part. 

141
00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,560
The other wives seem to be a 
little less about the missing 

142
00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,880
Kody and a little bit more about
the like everyday function of 

143
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,480
their family and how you can't 
be gone for 11 days with your 

144
00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,240
new wife. 
It seemed like everyone was just

145
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,840
sharing, but they didn't really 
all have the same point of view.

146
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,600
Yeah, I think that sounds 
accurate. 

147
00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:38,159
I mean, I really loved Christine
telling Janelle that it was not 

148
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,919
illogical for her to feel that 
way, that it was perfectly 

149
00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,600
normal to feel that way. 
Yeah, I thought that was really 

150
00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,280
sweet of her because it's clear 
that they all handle all of 

151
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,080
these situations very 
differently, right? 

152
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,360
Like, and they do have different
personalities, and it's not 

153
00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,880
going to be the same for 
everybody. 

154
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,400
I thought it was clear that they
were having a hard time with it.

155
00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,480
They get more in depth into that
like a little bit later in the 

156
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,840
the episode too. 
But one of the things that I 

157
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:09,200
noticed at the beginning of 
their couch moment was that they

158
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,280
all were wearing matching purple
outfits. 

159
00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:11,880
Did you? 
Oh, I. 

160
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,720
Missed. 
This all had on a different, it 

161
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:19,080
was slightly different 
variations of purple, but one 

162
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,760
would have a sweater on, one had
an undershirt of purple, one had

163
00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,400
maybe some sparklies, I don't 
remember, but it was funny. 

164
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,680
They were all like matchy 
matchy. 

165
00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:30,720
I am sure it was not 
intentional, but it was funny. 

166
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,440
Another moment where they were 
not the maids of honor. 

167
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,320
They were not the bridesmaids. 
They were the advisors. 

168
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:42,440
Actually cut to later in the 
show when Robyn and Kody then 

169
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,040
come join them on the couch. 
So the three of them are in 

170
00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,560
matching purple and Robyn and 
Kody are both in like, Navy blue

171
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,520
or something. 
And it's like, yeah. 

172
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,320
Interesting. 
And then during this interview 

173
00:09:54,320 --> 00:10:00,280
portion, Kody talks about how 
being chased and waiting builds 

174
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,320
a relationship of trust between 
two people. 

175
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,720
And you know, my take away from 
that is talking about the, you 

176
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,680
know, we don't have sex, we're 
not intimate. 

177
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:12,480
They use intimate in this show 
so much and it's obviously the 

178
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,600
it's the watered down PG version
of like sex or fucking or 

179
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,000
whatever you want to say 
intimate. 

180
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:23,080
So they're not intimate and that
builds trust and a relationship 

181
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,880
of trust, which I mean, I agree 
in theory. 

182
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,480
I don't really know. 
I guess maybe the reason that 

183
00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,520
they have to explain it is 
because they were probably asked

184
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,360
about it by production. 
I mean, like, I don't know that 

185
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,200
they necessarily would go around
saying to everyone like we're 

186
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,360
not having sex. 
I think it's just part of their 

187
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,200
background and they need to be 
emphasizing it because they're 

188
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,200
asked about it. 
Yeah. 

189
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,880
I mean, I guess the assumption 
would likely be that they're not

190
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,000
having sex, right? 
Like, I don't think anybody 

191
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,120
really thought that they 
potentially were. 

192
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:55,200
I mean, I don't know, I have no 
idea, but I I mean it all like 

193
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,920
it's funny because all the words
they say, this happens multiple 

194
00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,200
times throughout this, this 
episode. 

195
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,920
But like all the words they're 
saying are right, right. 

196
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,120
Like trust is so important. 
Trust is the crown jewel. 

197
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,760
You know, later on Robyn's like,
yes, you should do all of this 

198
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,160
stuff for your other wives. 
And this is so important. 

199
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,280
It's like all the right words 
are there, I guess they just 

200
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:20,360
don't ever seem to be or don't 
continue to be the right actions

201
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,880
down the line, right. 
So I'm like sure, you can say 

202
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,880
trust is the crown jewel Kody 
Brown, but like you do not 

203
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,160
continue that with your family. 
Like so very, very interesting. 

204
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,920
Also, their honeymoon outfits 
were spectacular. 

205
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:45,520
There is like one particular 
moment that Kody has on what 

206
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,920
kind of pants would you call 
those? 

207
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,840
The white like, not like a 
canvas pant, but like. 

208
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,520
It almost, yeah. 
It was like linen, but not like.

209
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,320
A very light Beachy linen yes 
pant with like a blue button up.

210
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,640
And then Robyn had on this skirt
and whatever. 

211
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,640
Oh my gosh, they just looked 
like this cute trendy beach 

212
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,400
couple living their best life. 
Except. 

213
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,960
For her top was horrible. 
It was. 

214
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,200
Trying to be a cute, trendy 
beach couple. 

215
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,360
It didn't. 
They didn't succeed. 

216
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,840
I I apologize, I was not clear. 
Yes. 

217
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:20,120
Cause hers had like a tie 
underneath like in mid torso 

218
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,480
like under the boobs and not at 
a cinch point. 

219
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,560
And it was like, what the fuck 
are you wearing? 

220
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,440
Like. 
Yeah, it was not accentuated 

221
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:31,680
correctly, but worthy of a 
mention anyway. 

222
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,320
And yeah, he kept saying like 
that spiritual bond for 

223
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,880
eternity. 
He used the word serendipitous. 

224
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:43,480
Serendipitous. 
And so, you know, I think you 

225
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:48,640
can't really call things 
serendipitous if you seek it out

226
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,880
right. 
And like there's kind of like an

227
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,160
interview process for it, right?
Like I don't think we can say 

228
00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:01,440
that was serendipitous right 
Now, if he tripped over Robyn at

229
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,680
a zoo and then married her the 
next day, maybe that would be 

230
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,840
serendipitous. 
But and. 

231
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,440
It's funny to hear you say 
serendipitous because I think of

232
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:16,560
a girl, some of the music that 
you would listen to in your 

233
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,840
like, preteen teenage years. 
And then when we're hanging out,

234
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,040
you're like, this is the country
music I would listen to as a 

235
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,840
teenager. 
And I'm like, maybe one of the 

236
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,880
songs is called serendipitous. 
I just love the language of it. 

237
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,800
It's very kind of like, yeah, 
like songs from the 90s or 

238
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,680
something. 
I think I mean what you're 

239
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,160
saying is not inaccurate. 
However, you could also 

240
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,680
potentially be thinking about 
the actual chick flick 

241
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,480
Serendipity Could be that I 
likely made you watch. 

242
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,480
That could be. 
It definitely has those 90s 

243
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:54,960
songs in it soundtrack, right? 
So I think maybe we're getting a

244
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,920
few things mixed together there,
yes. 

245
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,600
Yeah, but it was also very on 
brand for the Browns to be at 

246
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,120
least a decade behind on that. 
Like, it's like 2010 or 2011. 

247
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,680
And he's like serendipity. 
It's like, that was a 90s thing.

248
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,800
Like get it together. 
John Cusack. 

249
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,000
Great movie. 
Great movie. 

250
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,760
Well, and Robyn did reiterate 
that all the wives and Kody will

251
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:19,560
be together for eternity and 
that God told her this. 

252
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,800
And we touched on that on the 
last episode, that there's 

253
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,120
conversations happening with 
these people, with God, and how 

254
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,400
we don't hear the voices, but 
apparently Robyn hears the voice

255
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,080
and they're going to be together
for eternity. 

256
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,280
And man, don't you wish that God
didn't lie to you so much? 

257
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,840
Like, wouldn't it be nice if he 
ever followed through on a 

258
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,720
single one of these promises and
he's made you stop laughing at 

259
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,160
me? 
Like just, it's right because 

260
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,400
these are just self delusions 
that they're like, you know, 

261
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,480
putting on God. 
And it's like, stop putting this

262
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,160
on God. 
Like stop putting this on the 

263
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,800
creator. 
Of these, hold them accountable.

264
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800
If you want to put it all on 
him, like eventually say dude, 

265
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,480
you're fucked up. 
Like your schizophrenic voices 

266
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,160
are not God. 
Like, just so you know, like, Oh

267
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,800
my gosh. 
I just can't rationalize any of 

268
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,720
it, you know? 
So all right, you go. 

269
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,400
Yeah. 
And then returning to the couch 

270
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:14,200
with the wives discussing their 
honeymoons, which we've also 

271
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,960
talked about before, where 
Christine was pretty much 

272
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,680
devastated on her wedding day 
because it was such a nightmare 

273
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,120
and Kody had no plans. 
So I thought she was playing it 

274
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,360
pretty cool for this interview 
because she didn't throw them 

275
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,520
under the bus in the way she 
could have. 

276
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,680
But she references that, you 
know, they went on a long drive,

277
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,080
which I guess means your husband
didn't plan anything and you 

278
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,680
were, you know, hoping he would.
And so now you're just on a long

279
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,360
drive, which Janelle said they 
did too. 

280
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,200
They road trip to Wyoming. 
She said they were broke. 

281
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,600
They were broke which they were 
broke. 

282
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,880
But here's the thing I don't 
know about Christine's. 

283
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,440
OK, And tell me if you have this
information. 

284
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,240
First of all, I think she said 
they were listening to like, 

285
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,520
Pavarotti or something. 
This is something like that. 

286
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,080
The opera, I was like, it was 
something classical. 

287
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,600
I don't remember what she was 
this really, really long drive. 

288
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,400
Did you ever say how long? 
Like are we talking just a few 

289
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,680
hours? 
Because again, he didn't really 

290
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,120
plan anything. 
Like Janelle does say it was a 

291
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,040
few days, right? 
I think she references both 3 

292
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:21,760
days and five days. 
Like it's unclear, but I don't. 

293
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,600
I'm assuming I was just assuming
that Christine's was hopefully 

294
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,520
more than one day like that they
drove somewhere, got a hotel. 

295
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,480
Like it couldn't have just been 
an evening of driving. 

296
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:35,080
I hope because it was. 
This really really long drive. 

297
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,400
Yeah, without any other details,
at least Janelle did say they 

298
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,880
went to Wyoming and. 
Phantom of the Opera. 

299
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,640
Phantom of the. 
We got, which sounds super 

300
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,560
romantic, yeah. 
In my mind, it's like don't, 

301
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,720
don't, don't, don't, don't, 
don't, don't, don't, don't, 

302
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,120
don't, don't, don't, don't. 
Like. 

303
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,440
Wow. 
Very dramatic, very theatrical. 

304
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,000
You know, code. 
OK, You know, Kody's a drama 

305
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,560
queen. 
Oh my. 

306
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,680
God. 
And then Meri, Meri, she got 

307
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,520
sick or something, right? 
And so they were, like, almost 

308
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,920
late to or almost missed their 
honeymoon. 

309
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,040
They went to Jackson Hole, and 
then they got stuck in a 

310
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,720
snowstorm. 
Yeah, like. 

311
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:12,400
That they were three days behind
on their plans because she was 

312
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,319
sick. 
Yes. 

313
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,920
And then they were stuck in the 
snow. 

314
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:19,118
And I don't know, I've, I kind 
of glossed over her story. 

315
00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:20,400
It seemed a little like, I don't
care. 

316
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,720
I don't know. 
Now here, I guess maybe there's 

317
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:28,400
two points here, 1, I don't 
believe that Kody and Robyn 

318
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,480
probably like got on a plane to 
go to San Diego, right? 

319
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,480
So this was kind of a road trip 
too. 

320
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,800
Wouldn't you imagine that they 
were in his car? 

321
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,560
Oh God, were they in his? 
I don't because I remember 

322
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,200
seeing the car later after 
they'd returned, but I think 

323
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,560
they might have been in a 
rental. 

324
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,160
I'm not sure that they would 
have drove. 

325
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,760
Maybe. 
Yeah, I don't remember seeing 

326
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,320
the exterior of the car. 
So I'm thinking one, maybe they 

327
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,720
did a road trip too, which could
be a little more comparable. 

328
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,520
Then it's just really maybe the 
location that they went to and 

329
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,600
the time frame they were gone, 
right? 

330
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,520
And maybe if they were driving 
there and it took a couple days 

331
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,840
to get there in a couple days to
get back, maybe that explained 

332
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,480
the 11 days. 
Maybe they had a seven day, you 

333
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,760
know, vacay and two travel days 
on each side still, you know, 

334
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,920
but like, OK, then I would give 
him a little bit of credit for 

335
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,040
it being something a little bit 
more similar than like buying 

336
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,640
plane tickets and flying to 
California, which ultimately 

337
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,960
could be what they did, right? 
Like I don't know, but I just 

338
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,800
had that thought. 
I think that that seems likely 

339
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,720
because the trip from or it 
could totally be the case 

340
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,000
because the trip from outside of
Salt Lake to San Diego would be 

341
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,840
a good two day drive. 
Like you wouldn't want to try to

342
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,440
do it in one day. 
So and they do love their Rd. 

343
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,760
trips. 
These this family drives across 

344
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,760
these western half of the United
States and now actually the 

345
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:49,680
entire country just because they
do like they are always driving 

346
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,240
states hundreds, hundreds of 
miles. 

347
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,440
Yeah, but because plane tickets 
for families of that size are so

348
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,360
expensive. 
Well, of course, when they're 

349
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,520
doing family trips, but just the
two of them, I mean, I'm, I'm 

350
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,960
not quite sure. 
I didn't really pay attention to

351
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,960
the vehicle, but they're they're
close for distracting enough for

352
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,880
me. 
My God, Janelle talks about how 

353
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,840
Robyn is really getting a 
different guy than they did. 

354
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,680
And it made me think of those 16
years between Christine's 

355
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,760
marriage and Robyn's or wedding,
excuse me, and Robyn's, and how 

356
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,280
much things had changed. 
And you know, Janelle talks 

357
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,560
about how Kody now takes 
vacations. 

358
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,720
He's more of a mature person. 
Back when they got married, he 

359
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,800
was young and they were broke 
and he seemed to be adverse to 

360
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,360
it. 
And now he at least allows 

361
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,480
himself to do it, even if by the
end he's a wreck in thinking 

362
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,880
about being at home, which 
everyone is. 

363
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,120
It's not like that makes him 
special. 

364
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,200
He's evolved, they say. 
He's. 

365
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,920
Evolved. 
Oh, that's good. 

366
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,920
That that word gets used a 
couple times in the episode I 

367
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,480
think, which is. 
Sure, which I would call him a 

368
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,000
Neanderthal, but that would be 
an insult to Neanderthal, so oh 

369
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,920
gosh. 
Please don't. 

370
00:19:55,080 --> 00:20:00,960
And yeah, then Meri kind of says
she she feels unimportant a 

371
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,920
little bit like like just not or
hasn't been important in the 

372
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,520
same way as Robyn is at times 
and. 

373
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,000
Yeah, it's just, it's 
interesting. 

374
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,760
Some of the stuff is coming out,
and not in like a terrible way, 

375
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,720
but some of the additional 
honesty is happening. 

376
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,600
Meri does talk about comparisons
of them and like you're saying 

377
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,160
to Robyn and how could they not,
I think there's this thing that 

378
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,880
Kody does where it's kind of 
obviously Kody's dismissive of 

379
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,520
their feelings and what's going 
on. 

380
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,840
But Meri reiterates, how could 
you not compare? 

381
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,920
And literally how could you not 
compare if you're one of three 

382
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,480
wives and I one of four, How 
would you not compare? 

383
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,000
Like that's insane that you 
wouldn't. 

384
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,520
No, I don't think even if you 
have the best of intentions 

385
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,720
going into a polygamist 
relationship or any type of 

386
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,920
polyamorous relationship or 
anything like that, I feel like,

387
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,400
yes, in your brain, your logical
brain, you're saying, oh, I know

388
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,240
this is going to happen and I'm 
fine with that, and that's OK. 

389
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,640
But what you don't take into 
consideration is the specific 

390
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,640
people, right? 
Yeah, specific people can make 

391
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,840
you react in very different 
ways. 

392
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,880
And so that's unpredictable. 
You cannot plan for that. 

393
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,600
And even as much as you want to 
say you won't care about this or

394
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,160
you won't care about that, you 
can't control how you actually 

395
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,120
react to or feel about things 
like it happens. 

396
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,920
So they're living and breathing 
that and going, well fuck, we do

397
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,880
love her and we want her here. 
But also like this is hard. 

398
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,400
Yes, yeah. 
And more than one thing can be 

399
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,160
true. 
Jumping back to Kody and Robyn 

400
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,480
in San Diego, and Kody talks 
about how he thinks he looks 

401
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,440
like a surfer dude and that 
they're there to surf because. 

402
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,240
And it's just such a great 
alignment because it's been on 

403
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,360
Robyn's bucket list. 
She's always wanted to go 

404
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:53,960
surfing, okay? 
One clarifying point, it is not 

405
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,280
a bucket list, it is a life 
list. 

406
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,280
A life that is true. 
I'm putting my own vernacular on

407
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,480
that. 
Okay, so it is a life list and 

408
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,920
she is willing to die trying 
because it is on her life list. 

409
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,320
Life list? 
Yes, that's pretty dramatic to 

410
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,520
go surfing. 
Yes, and if you're not willing 

411
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,640
to die trying for things on your
life list, what are you willing 

412
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,280
to do? 
You're right, she does say that,

413
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,120
yeah. 
Which I'm wondering where she 

414
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,440
picked up life list from. 
Maybe she just made it up. 

415
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,920
No, I think she just said the 
wrong thing. 

416
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,840
Oh yeah, that makes sense. 
Yeah, I think she means once 

417
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,200
again. 
She doesn't really know She. 

418
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,960
Doesn't know what she. 
Says she's like lifeless. 

419
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,760
If you're not willing to risk 
your life for your life list 

420
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,320
then what's the point of 
existing? 

421
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,480
Like shut the fuck up. 
Like first of all, life for your

422
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,800
life list is repetitive. 
Let's not use that. 

423
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,520
Second of all, God, she's 
Robyning again. 

424
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,000
Yes, Robyn is Robyning. 
Absolutely. 

425
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:53,800
My response that I had written 
down to Kody's surfer dude nest,

426
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,920
which was disgusting, was in all
capital letters, gross. 

427
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,280
And I think that was one of six 
times I write that down 

428
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,800
throughout the whole episode. 
So that was my reoccurring 

429
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,360
theme. 
Gross was There was a lot of 

430
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:15,240
gross shit. 
We've evolved since disgusting, 

431
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,680
which I think was wouldn't the 
very first episode it was like, 

432
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,880
what are you looking forward to?
And you're like, it's just all 

433
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,880
disgusting. 
Have we evolved though? 

434
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,960
I mean, I feel like I'm using a 
less generous term. 

435
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,480
We've lost. 
A few syllables just corrupts. 

436
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,120
The sentiment is still the same.
Oh, see second second right 

437
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,720
here. 
Second gross at the top of this 

438
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,640
page, flexing in the wet suit. 
Yes, gross. 

439
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,480
The transition into this flex 
moment is a montage of Robyn and

440
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:50,640
Kody kissing and hugging and 
then me watching and puking. 

441
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,160
It was disgusting. 
It was gross. 

442
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,320
It was gross. 
It really was gross, the flexing

443
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,280
bit. 
OK, so he's getting into a wet 

444
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,960
suit and kind of like in, but 
then wants to pull it down. 

445
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,880
I'm imagining it was like hot or
whatever. 

446
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:11,120
Then he's talking about his body
and Robyn says that the wives 

447
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,840
tell her he's always flexing in 
the mirror and she wondered if 

448
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,080
it's over the top. 
Of course it's over the top. 

449
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,400
I don't even know what to say 
about it. 

450
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,440
Actually, one of the, when she 
said that the wives had said 

451
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,200
that to her, she goes, that was 
one of the things they put in 

452
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,760
the Kody Survival kit. 
We have the third thing now, 

453
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,440
celery salt and something about 
Kody flexing. 

454
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,480
I don't actually know where the 
survival part it maybe it was 

455
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,240
just like prepare yourself 
you're going to have to deal 

456
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,800
with. 
That maybe Meri laminated a 

457
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,480
note. 
Oh my God, maybe they gave her a

458
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,840
mirror and said because then she
did flex. 

459
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,320
She was flexing too. 
Also, I will give her credit. 

460
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,120
Her muscles looked OK. 
All right, you. 

461
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,400
Know the girl's skinny? 
Yeah, but she flat. 

462
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,040
Well, no, but she actually had 
some tone to her arms in 

463
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,800
different places. 
I'm going to give her a tone 

464
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:01,200
that I don't have, certainly so.
But yeah, I don't know what the 

465
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,960
actual survival tip was with 
that one. 

466
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,920
So. 
Yeah. 

467
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,120
How do you survive Kody? 
Like you will have to witness 

468
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,200
him flexing. 
I mean that is maybe a survival 

469
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,320
skill is surviving. 
Maybe they slitter some, you 

470
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,680
know, melatonin under the table 
like, I don't know. 

471
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,280
Here's some Saint John's port. 
Oh, my God. 

472
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,880
I know, I know. 
Yeah. 

473
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,800
Like, what do you give a 
polygamist when their husband's 

474
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,240
a narcissist? 
A1 way ticket out of Utah. 

475
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,880
Divorce. 
And so then we cut back to the 

476
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,560
wives packing for a picnic, 
which given the size of their 

477
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,840
family, of course it's going to 
be a thing. 

478
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,120
I always get a little eye roll 
when they talk about the number 

479
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,480
of people and how they have to 
get them all put together. 

480
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:48,120
Now I am an uncle to a family 
with several children. 

481
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,520
I've been around many children 
with parents. 

482
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,520
I understand the concept but 
they really take liberty with 

483
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,560
this concept. 
Like make it seem like they are 

484
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,280
driving to another state and 
it's like you're going to the 

485
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,320
park for a picnic. 
How could this take hours to do?

486
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,280
It kind of blows my mind. 
And that's funny because in my 

487
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,760
mind, as I'm watching it, all 
I'm thinking about is I would 

488
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,600
rather jump off a bridge than 
get that many kids ready to go 

489
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,120
to a picnic. 
Totally so. 

490
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,600
I Yes. 
I'm definitely the one without 

491
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,600
child on this podcast. 
I'm actually like God bless them

492
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,920
for trying because I would not 
leave that fucking house. 

493
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,760
Right. 
We're having a picnic in the 

494
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,760
backyard, kids. 
Yeah. 

495
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,840
I would not favorite moment 
about that though, and I think 

496
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,920
you know it too. 
Janelle goes to the refrigerator

497
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,000
and she pulls out a red ball. 
Yep. 

498
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:45,600
And she said I need some 
caffeine so I can be a good mom.

499
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:51,680
Today I was like yes girl, yes, 
wait until you try alcohol. 

500
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,280
You know, like. 
I totally gave you the eyes at 

501
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,400
that moment because I was like, 
yes, I feel like I may have 

502
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,440
actually heard this exact 
sentence. 

503
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,120
Like, I need caffeine so I can 
be a good mom. 

504
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,240
Like, Yep. 
Amen. 

505
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,800
It was so funny. 
And the teenage girls were being

506
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,560
sarcastic and making fun of it, 
which I thought was great 

507
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,240
because it was so like, if I was
14 or 15 and my parents were 

508
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,920
like, we're going on a picnic, 
I'd be like, fuck yourself in my

509
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,040
brain, you know? 
But then I'd be like, sounds 

510
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,200
good. 
Actually, that didn't happen in 

511
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,440
my We weren't going on picnics 
when I was 15, generally. 

512
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,280
We didn't leave the house, OK? 
Yeah, when we left the house, it

513
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,800
was like to get in a station 
wagon to drive to another state 

514
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,720
and then hate each other by the 
time we get back. 

515
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,560
We didn't go on picnics. 
But maybe a cooler to a beach 

516
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,400
where everybody could disperse 
themselves and not be seen or 

517
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,000
heard from for hours. 
You know, like maybe that. 

518
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,320
Totally, totally. 
I'm kidding, mom. 

519
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,720
Well, we both grew up out in the
country, so there were 

520
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,920
opportunities to do things on 
our own. 

521
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,640
I mean, I don't want to say that
my family never did anything 

522
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,720
together. 
We certainly did. 

523
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,440
But yeah, we weren't. 
Also, there's the lens of 

524
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,360
production. 
Like they got to do something 

525
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,280
right. 
So like, let's go on a picnic. 

526
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,640
Right. 
Again, this wasn't by choice. 

527
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,680
Right. 
No, it wasn't by choice for 

528
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,240
pretty much anyone, and the 
girls made that very clear. 

529
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,800
We can't only let Robyn be the 
one filming right now. 

530
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,040
We all have to be filming. 
So let's figure out something to

531
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,840
film. 
Yes, yes. 

532
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,520
After Janelle grabs her Red Bull
out of the fridge and we have 

533
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,560
the very relatable moment of 
being a good mother through 

534
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,480
caffeine, she says that she's 
unhappy with the number of days 

535
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,640
that Kody and Robyn will be gone
and that it takes away from 

536
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,720
their already existing family. 
And one thing that we give 

537
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,120
Janelle her flowers for is that 
she is fairly direct. 

538
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,680
I think sometimes she omits 
plenty, but she just kind of 

539
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,600
says it as it is and so she's 
just like, we're missing days 

540
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,080
with Kody and I'm unhappy about 
it. 

541
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,440
Yeah, she's basically like, I am
mad about this and that is just 

542
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,240
matter of fact, I am mad. 
And then we get to points in the

543
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,040
episode when they're in other 
interviews and she's like, you 

544
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,800
know, I, I kind of get it, but 
I'm still kind of mad. 

545
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,160
But I've really tried to let it 
go. 

546
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,920
And then she gets to the point 
where she's like, I guess I 

547
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,200
haven't let it go because I am 
still really mad about it. 

548
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,880
Like it takes a journey. 
The whole yes, she. 

549
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,680
Feels about which I enjoy seeing
from Janelle because the you 

550
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,200
know, they they typecast her 
they stereotype her as this 

551
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,320
unfeeler and that's just not 
true. 

552
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,720
She expresses herself in a 
different way, like and probably

553
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,200
goes through her emotions in 
whatever way that she does. 

554
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,360
It doesn't mean she doesn't have
them. 

555
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,920
I'm jumping all over the place. 
I'm sorry, but it was the roller

556
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,080
coaster of an episode, right? 
There was a time that they were 

557
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,080
all talking and they referred to
Janelle as just not as needy as 

558
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,120
the others in that way. 
Like she just wasn't as needy of

559
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,040
that attention. 
And she said, you're right, I 

560
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,640
wasn't that. 
And she really wasn't. 

561
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,720
She was independent. 
She did want to do her own 

562
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,240
things. 
And then she just reached that 

563
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,920
plateau and that level of like, 
Nope, now is when I actually 

564
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,280
need someone and I need you. 
And if you can't be here for me,

565
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,560
then like, she's starting to 
realize what she does need. 

566
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,000
And I'm so glad that she's 
actually saying it out loud. 

567
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,600
And she did acknowledge a couple
of times, too, how she was being

568
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,320
real and honest. 
And this is true. 

569
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,880
And this is how their lives are.
And these are the emotions they 

570
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,520
go through. 
And yeah, I thought, I thought 

571
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,520
that was great. 
But yeah, it was kind of like 

572
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,560
she's pissed. 
And on a relatable note too, 

573
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,360
with Janelle, like we've all 
experienced things where people 

574
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,840
don't, they gloss over or they 
Polish or they make us sound a 

575
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:23,000
certain way because we are 
strong or we haven't reached out

576
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,040
in certain ways. 
We aren't needy, quote UN quote 

577
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,880
about things. 
And then people create these 

578
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:33,480
stereotypes about us that are a 
little unfair because it doesn't

579
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,440
mean that we don't need 
something, It doesn't mean we 

580
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,920
don't feel, it doesn't mean we 
aren't experiencing. 

581
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:43,520
So I do appreciate that it seems
like maybe Janelle's leaning in 

582
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,840
a little bit to actually sharing
her emotions, which is great. 

583
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,000
Another amazing moment for me 
was the mothers asking all the 

584
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,560
kids if they've used the 
bathroom before they leave for 

585
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,000
this picnic. 
They intentionally do this with 

586
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,360
editing. 
They show it so many times, like

587
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,320
all of the wise being like, did 
you go to the bathroom? 

588
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,160
Did you use the restroom? 
Did you go to the bathroom? 

589
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,440
And I love it because when I was
a kid, my mother would be like, 

590
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,440
did you use the bathroom? 
Did you go to the bathroom? 

591
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,360
We're not going to stop for you.
And it just is such a like 

592
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,680
burned into my brain thing from 
childhood was being like, just 

593
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,000
go fucking pissed like pee 
before we leave. 

594
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,760
Well, I don't have to. 
I don't care. 

595
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,520
Sit on the toilet, stand there, 
do whatever you need to do 

596
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,400
because we are not stopping. 
And then, you know, we're, well,

597
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,080
they'll have bathrooms there. 
Where are the bathrooms? 

598
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,960
Well, they're trees. 
We're going to have a picnic in 

599
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,720
the forest. 
I just, I don't know, there's 

600
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,200
something nostalgic to me about 
being told to use the bathroom. 

601
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,280
My God. 
Listen, I still tell my teenager

602
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,760
to use the bathroom before we go
anywhere, and sometimes he'll 

603
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,480
say I don't have to. 
And I will say I really think it

604
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,120
would be a good idea if you did.
But I think part of it is that 

605
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,320
I've trained him a little bit 
because when he tells me he has 

606
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,960
to go to the bathroom when we're
driving, I do not stop 

607
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,960
immediately. 
And I forget about it for 

608
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,440
usually for at least 30 minutes.
Intentionally. 

609
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,480
Yeah. 
Because listen, here, you can 

610
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480
wait. 
You can, you know, So I'm not 

611
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,160
that cruel, but kind of. 
I do though, actually. 

612
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,920
She she drives for two hours and
says hold it. 

613
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,760
I mean, it's usually like 30 to 
45 minutes. 

614
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,960
Yes. 
Yeah, sometimes we're in the 

615
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,640
middle of the nowhere and 
there's not a bathroom, so, you 

616
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,080
know, you gotta do. 
Reinforcing the lesson like 

617
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,320
literally pee before we leave 
does it. 

618
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,800
As a man of a certain age, I can
say that I have learned the 

619
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,680
lesson. 
You pee before you leave. 

620
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,960
I pee before I leave my 7 minute
drive home right? 

621
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,040
And then still sometimes pee 
when I get home. 

622
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,280
Like, I don't know, it's just 
like the habit, the routine. 

623
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:41,280
Exactly. 100 My favorite moment 
was as they were all wrangling 

624
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,680
to go to the car, Gwendolyn 
comes to the front door. 

625
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,040
Did you see this? 
And she comes to the front door 

626
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,960
and she's got her like arms in 
the doorway and she goes last 

627
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:57,880
one in the car is a loser. 
Oh my gosh, I do remember the 

628
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,280
moment, but I didn't hear what 
she said it. 

629
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,200
Was so cute. 
I was like you fucking get him. 

630
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,920
That is great. 
Nobody wants to be the loser. 

631
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,160
Loser. 
I don't know if it was effective

632
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,200
or not, but I give her huge 
props. 

633
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,640
And how smart was that girl even
back then? 

634
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,800
OK, Like she knew what she was 
doing. 

635
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,840
That's great. 
I love that. 

636
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,320
So Gwendolyn was adorable and 
then Meri's getting in the car 

637
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,040
and she goes. 
Such an ordeal for a stupid 

638
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,640
little picnic. 
Yeah, yeah. 

639
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,440
Yeah. 
Amen, Meri. 

640
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,160
This is it. 
This is why we don't leave our 

641
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,040
house, you know? 
Doing things is overrated. 

642
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,920
Like it is an effort. 
So yeah, what a journey. 

643
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,000
Returning to San Diego, My 
narrator voice came out. 

644
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,720
Returning to San Diego, Kody and
Robyn are at the beach and I 

645
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,280
have to take a second to say 
their surfing instructor. 

646
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,800
Oh. 
Girl, my inner 18 year old 

647
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:05,600
discovering myself homosexual 
was like my radar was turned on 

648
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,120
their surfer. 
My 40 year old adult woman 

649
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,239
version was like yes please Oh 
my God you're a cougar. 

650
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,920
He's young enough to be your 
child, Allison. 

651
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,880
I can't tell you. 
I know, I know. 

652
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,320
We're not putting it on the 
Internet. 

653
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,920
Exactly. 
We're not doing that. 

654
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:29,840
The but the the instructor, OK, 
so he was totally my type for 

655
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,920
when I was younger. 
So now he is not my type 

656
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:32,800
anymore. 
Clearly. 

657
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,840
I mean, I shouldn't say clearly 
I'm a little too old for the 

658
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,679
young surfer, but that like 
blonde hair, the tan, he was so 

659
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,960
cute and he's doing what he 
likes. 

660
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,520
Like he's young enough to still 
do that, but he's doing what he 

661
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,679
loves. 
Like, he's showing people how to

662
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:48,400
surf. 
He had like, this natural thing 

663
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,880
about him. 
I was like, oh, God, if I was 

664
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,960
18, I'd be like, when I think 
about you, I touch myself. 

665
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,600
Oh. 
How jealous do you think Kody 

666
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:02,680
Brown was? 
Oh yeah, Kody was probably like,

667
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Oh yeah, I got I'm one up on 
him, like. 

668
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,280
That's why he was flexing the 
whole day, you know, not like it

669
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,040
was helping your case, buddy. 
Not like it was moving you, 

670
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,160
moving the needle, but you know.
Excuse me, Sir, we're going to 

671
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,240
have to ask you to step out of 
the Hollister store. 

672
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,080
This guys the manager like you 
need to leave. 

673
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,840
Yeah, they oh, the music, the 
music. 

674
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,200
Oh God, do you. 
It was like a like a that's 

675
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,640
terrible like. 
Beach Boys, Yeah. 

676
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,400
It was a Beach Boys. 
It was exactly like a Beach 

677
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,840
Boys. 
It was hysterical. 

678
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,200
I was just like, OK. 
And then Kody kept falling off. 

679
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,960
Robyn kept falling off. 
They were terrible, of course, 

680
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,840
terrible. 
And he said, I don't even care. 

681
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,640
What did he So he only cares 
about being married. 

682
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,960
He doesn't even care if he can 
get up on the surfboard. 

683
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,600
It's like, you fucking liar. 
Yeah, you get you. 

684
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,760
You're lucky you have this as an
excuse because you certainly 

685
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,360
care. 
Your big ass ego was bruised 

686
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,800
because you think you should be 
able to do everything. 

687
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,720
Like get the fuck out of here. 
It was running through my mind 

688
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:11,320
that there is no irony that 
while surfing, Kody couldn't get

689
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,440
up. 
He could not get it up, he could

690
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,520
not do it, and afterwards had a 
perfectly normal explanation on 

691
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,840
why he's just so happy to be 
married like. 

692
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,560
So happy. 
Gross. 

693
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,240
Yeah, I was happy Robyn wasn't 
successful, though. 

694
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,280
Like legit, I was worried at one
point that like, what if she 

695
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,680
kills this? 
What if she gets up and is like 

696
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:39,120
a surfing champion and then I 
watched her walk a little bit 

697
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,760
later in the episode? 
I'm like, no, she's a slow 

698
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,680
Walker. 
She certainly can't hop up on a 

699
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,920
surfboard. 
She has less core strength than 

700
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,040
me. 
And that's saying and. 

701
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040
That's Yeah. 
Like she can barely stand up 

702
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:50,960
straight. 
No. 

703
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,560
And then they transitioned into 
Kody and Robyn going to the San 

704
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,880
Diego Wild Animal Park. 
Now, I thought this was an 

705
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,160
interesting choice. 
And I don't know, you know, 

706
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,680
splitting hair. 
Oh, I shouldn't say splitting 

707
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,040
hairs. 
I don't know the production 

708
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,200
details on this, but I thought 
it was a little odd that the San

709
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,600
Diego Zoo is literally like one 
of the most famous zoos on the 

710
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,880
planet. 
Like San Diego Zoo is a big deal

711
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,200
and they're filming at the San 
Diego Wild Animal Park. 

712
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,960
So I kind of thought it was 
funny that me, I wonder if they 

713
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,080
didn't get permission to film at
the San Diego Zoo. 

714
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,560
But also the grounds looked 
great. 

715
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,880
I mean, it looked like a literal
zoo. 

716
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,960
There were a lot of animals. 
There was a lot of space, there 

717
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,960
was a lot of things going on. 
So I don't want to make it sound

718
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,600
like they were at like the Tiger
King Zoo or something. 

719
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,080
The. 
Tiger King Zoo. 

720
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,880
You know, it looked like a legit
place, but I also was like, 

721
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,720
really? 
You're in San Diego and you went

722
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,360
to some other zoo interest? 
It's like going to Philadelphia 

723
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,280
and being like, we're not 
looking at cream cheese or a 

724
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,560
cracked bell. 
We're here for the nachos, 

725
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,760
Christine. 
And you know, it's weird. 

726
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:57,200
I also noted the music. 
It was like an instrumental 

727
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,320
version of like Groove is in the
heart. 

728
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,800
Like what? 
Like, it was something like 

729
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,360
that. 
Like, I was trying to place the 

730
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,080
song and I was like, what is it?
And that's what it was 

731
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,000
groundbreaking. 
Kody Brown learned that the 

732
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,120
animal Kingdom is a lot 
polygamist. 

733
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,640
Yeah. 
And he just. 

734
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:19,520
Full of polygamists. 
Couldn't believe it, couldn't 

735
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,240
believe it. 
Yes yes their guide says that 

736
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:27,960
there is a stud it was several 
females and the female cycles 

737
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,520
align like humans and the 
females stick together and the 

738
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:37,800
male is used for reproduction. 
I mean it all sounds fine to me.

739
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:41,000
I I guess I didn't connect the 
dots to polygamy, but. 

740
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,360
Well, I mean, I do, but it's 
also like, duh. 

741
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,120
Right. 
That's what happens in the 

742
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,480
animal Kingdom. 
Like, duh, of course it is. 

743
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:58,000
And the fact that he kind of 
chose to speak about his wife's 

744
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:04,040
menstrual cycles, I thought was 
interesting. 

745
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,920
I don't know if he really like 
intentionally did it or he 

746
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,240
thought it was going to be like 
kind of obtuse and that people 

747
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,400
wouldn't understand what he was 
talking about. 

748
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,840
I, I don't know. 
That seemed a lot for me. 

749
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,880
It's totally accurate. 
I mean 100% accurate. 

750
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,680
That likely his wives cycles a 
line and that shit is crazy, but

751
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,040
it does happen. 
But the fact that he had the 

752
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,600
balls to kind of talk about it I
thought was interesting. 

753
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,280
I don't know if we get a wife 
reaction to that anytime down 

754
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,240
the line. 
I doubt that we do, but. 

755
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,480
No, I and I'm even. 
Yeah, I'm not quite sure. 

756
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,480
Yeah. 
So then we returned to the park 

757
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,760
now. 
OK. 

758
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,360
And I, we should have started 
off the episode by saying this. 

759
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,920
We discussed it right before 
recording. 

760
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,600
This episode's all over the 
place like they are, even though

761
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,440
there is a honeymoon and a 
picnic and then a wrap up at the

762
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,040
end, that doesn't sound like a 
lot, but they are back and forth

763
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,280
all over the place. 
So if you're listening to us and

764
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,240
you're going like, what? 
Why are they talking about 

765
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,960
somebody? 
Why are they back and forth so 

766
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,320
much? 
It's because literally the 

767
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,720
episode was like. 
San Diego, Utah. 

768
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:17,520
San Diego, Utah, Like they would
show like a sentence or two and 

769
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,080
then be back to the previous 
scene. 

770
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,680
It was all over the place. 
How many cocktails have they 

771
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,600
had? 
My God, you know. 

772
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,000
The editors. 
Yeah, no us like. 

773
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,880
Us all right? 
Like how drunk are they? 

774
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,680
How drunk are they? 
Why can't they follow a train of

775
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,320
thought? 
That's because that's how the 

776
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,360
show was. 
Yes, the show was all over the 

777
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,080
place. 
So we returned to the park where

778
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,080
the picnic is happening. 
And my the first thing that I 

779
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,800
noticed was that Meri hands 
Isabel a plastic bag out of the 

780
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,240
car, and she says something like
it has knives to be careful. 

781
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,400
And I'm like, why on God's green
earth are you putting sharp 

782
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,680
knives in a plastic bag and then
telling the child to be careful?

783
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,080
It just reminded me of this 
family's kind of like ineptness 

784
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,840
with basic things, like there's 
no way everything they brought 

785
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,160
was in plastic bags. 
Why wouldn't you even put it in 

786
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,120
a paper bag? 
Even in a tote? 

787
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,960
I mean, I Yeah, like a canvas 
bag. 

788
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,840
I don't understand it. 
Don't. 

789
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,440
Chris, they don't have canvas 
bags, they have grocery bags. 

790
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,040
Well, they love their plastic 
bags. 

791
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,440
These people love contributing 
to a landfill and that is a 

792
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,040
topic for a whole nother time. 
But literally like we put the 

793
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,280
sharp knives in plastic bags. 
Like God, just dumb. 

794
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,200
Just dumb. 
I didn't even analyze the bag 

795
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,600
situation at all. 
I was more like, yeah, sure, 

796
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,600
hand that to the kid. 
Like not even this the bag 

797
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,240
specific, just like maybe the 
adults would carry that. 

798
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,120
Like, I would not send my child 
with that bag because I know 

799
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,880
exactly what he's going to 
fucking do with it, you know? 

800
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,000
Well, Isabel was literally like 
under 10, like a small child. 

801
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,920
Here's a bag of knives. 
Be careful even though there's 

802
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,000
other adults around. 
Just whatever. 

803
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,800
And Meri also points out that 
the kids have all been accepting

804
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,160
of each other with the merging 
of their families, that Robyn's 

805
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,920
kids are fitting in like a 
glove. 

806
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,800
And I believe her. 
Yeah, it seemed almost 

807
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,600
believable up until she called 
their kids the original kids. 

808
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:19,920
And I just thought that was an 
interesting way to, you know, 

809
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,400
and she's not. 
Well, no, I. 

810
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,240
Yeah, yeah. 
Like, no, that you that's not 

811
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,600
the right thing to say. 
Yeah, it is like other ring 

812
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,720
Robyn's kids. 
Yeah, yeah. 

813
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,560
I mean, and Robyn's kids have 
always been kids. 

814
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,040
They just weren't in that 
family. 

815
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,360
But like, yeah, I don't know. 
Yeah. 

816
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,520
I don't think she meant it 
negatively. 

817
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,960
It was said positively. 
It just rubbed me the wrong way.

818
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,560
Well, it's one of those things 
where it's like those are the 

819
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,840
kind of things that happened 
that do make people feel 

820
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,880
ostracized in circumstances. 
That's something that was 

821
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,320
discussed in our last episode 
about Robyn being made to feel 

822
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,520
other than throughout the entire
time. 

823
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,040
And why? 
What part does that have to do 

824
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,360
with her behavior and the way 
that she behaves? 

825
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,520
And if her kids are othered in 
these micro aggressive, I don't 

826
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,760
know, micro ways, then you know 
that that says something. 

827
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,960
It says something. 
Like throwing the original kids 

828
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,880
off the cuff like that, like, I 
don't know. 

829
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,000
That's a yeah. 
Anyway, it's a thing, not a feel

830
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,280
good term. 
I didn't think. 

831
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Yeah. 
Then they go back to the 

832
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,360
honeymoon. 
Yeah. 

833
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,280
And I'm unclear if this was at 
the. 

834
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,160
Oh, it was still at the zoo. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

835
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,480
It was still at the zoo because 
they did a zip line. 

836
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,360
Flight Line flight. 
Line was. 

837
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,200
What it's called? 
A zip line over the park. 

838
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,040
They're going to be going 40 mph
at some point, is what they say.

839
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,360
Yes, yes, and then Kody is 
standing up there on this. 

840
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,920
Oh my God, here's another girl. 
Oh no, I actually didn't have 

841
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,720
gross written down here if 
that's coming later, but I 

842
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:03,000
gagged a little when I was about
to say it so it'll take a lot to

843
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
scare me. 
Ha ha ha, Kody Brown. 

844
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,640
Like God you fucking loser, stop
it. 

845
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,640
I have 4 wives, nothing scares 
me but poverty. 

846
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,400
Oh, only fear is poverty, Yeah. 
This is where that quote 

847
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,440
originates, and it's funny 
because 15 years later people 

848
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,600
are still using it to point out 
that it's like, I thought the 

849
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,680
only fear you had was poverty. 
Why is it that you're seemingly 

850
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,440
so afraid of so many things? 
Kody Brown. 

851
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,440
Oh my God, yes, gross, gross, 
gross. 

852
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,760
And I didn't even have it 
written there. 

853
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,520
And Robyn, well, and Robyn 
sitting right there next to him,

854
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:41,040
I couldn't help but have flashes
to her later spending issues and

855
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,320
how she is going to spend him 
into the poor house that he's 

856
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,360
making reference to how his only
fear is poverty. 

857
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,160
His new wife is sitting next to 
him, who eventually will spend 

858
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,840
thousands and thousands and 
thousands of dollars on 

859
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,440
unnecessary things. 
I think we can say hundreds and 

860
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,240
thousands of dollars. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

861
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,720
By the tallies that exist online
today, yeah. 

862
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,320
At least six figures of excess 
spending. 

863
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:08,160
And like my how the tables can 
turn right like the the things 

864
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,880
that will drive people over the 
edge. 

865
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,880
But for one other specific 
person 0 concern any longer. 

866
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,360
Like we will. 
You bet you want that $10,000 

867
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,920
painting. 
Let's go get it. 

868
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,160
I love it too. 
What? 

869
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,880
And they're anyway. 
Never mind. 

870
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,360
Yeah, terrible. 
They do their friend little zip 

871
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,520
lining adventure. 
They both were like spread eagle

872
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,520
like as they landed on the 
platform. 

873
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,440
Did you notice that like their 
legs were at this like weird 

874
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,440
like wide VI. 
Don't know if that was an 

875
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,440
instruction. 
It just looked awkward and I 

876
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,680
hated it. 
I must have had a like trauma 

877
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,480
block response. 
Oh, it was, it was awful. 

878
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,120
And then what they they start 
like exploring the park a little

879
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,080
bit more and like at that point,
literally the zoo animals are 

880
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,920
more interesting than Kody and 
Robyn. 

881
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:02,200
Like there is nothing exciting. 
Like they're being lovey dovey 

882
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,920
and whatever, but it's just like
I roll and. 

883
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,160
Another example with the male 
lions having applied that 

884
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,040
there's one male and several 
females. 

885
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,200
So Kody's just reinforced with 
his polygamous theory of nature 

886
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,560
while standing next to his 
boring ass wife. 

887
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:21,800
But he looks at that male lion 
with his three females and says 

888
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,920
he's just getting started. 
Gross. 

889
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,040
That's where I had Gross written
down. 

890
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,120
And with all of the back and 
forth with this episode, I mean,

891
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,240
we have really already discussed
so much. 

892
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,920
I think it would maybe be a good
time to take a break and to 

893
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,480
circle back to this on our next 
episode. 

894
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,240
There's a lot to process and I 
think that there's still a lot 

895
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:49,560
we want to talk about because 
there's a lot that happens to 

896
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,880
kind of finish up the season It 
it was a wild ride. 

897
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,120
Yeah, so we're going to take a 
break and we're going to return 

898
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,360
next week with the second-half 
of the ninth episode of this 

899
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,640
season and leading into the next
season of Sister Wives talking 

900
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,880
about their very first episode, 
they take a trip to New York to 

901
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,160
talk about their new life, their
new public life. 

902
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,200
So as always, we will be seeing 
you on the flip side. 

903
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,080
See you next time.
