1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,800 What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,880 Goodbye. You shut it off. 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,800 Do not twist my words. Do not make me a victim. 4 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,640 Sweetie. Just look at the mountain. 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,360 That's what you saw. That day, just the knife in the 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:32,000 kidneys over all these years and the sacrifices that I made to 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:50,720 love you. We are entering the fifth season 8 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,440 now. Here on earth. 9 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,440 We have Four Seasons, winter, spring, summer and fall. 10 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:02,600 The Brown family is entering the fifth season, the Celestial 11 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,510 season, where you can find their celestial Kingdom, which we 12 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:12,680 will never ever see. And it seems like it is the same 13 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,520 season of their life yet again, where they're looking for homes 14 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,000 next to each other. Yes, a lot has happened since 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,520 our last episode, which is actually nothing has happened. 16 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,360 So we're all up to speed. If you've listened to Season 4 17 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,720 then you're all up to speed. Nothing has happened since 18 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,520 season 3 technically because they ended in the same exact 19 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,960 spot. Yes yes Season 5 episode 1 20 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:43,520 polygamous death threat. Polygamous death threat Insert 21 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,760 sound effect. The episode opens with another 22 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,626 sumMeri of their move to Vegas. 23 00:01:48,634 --> 00:01:52,695 So we need to be reminded again and again and again that they 24 00:01:52,703 --> 00:01:55,540 moved to Vegas. The kids were not happy about 25 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:59,710 this but. Before they even summarize the 26 00:01:59,718 --> 00:02:07,926 moving to Vegas yet again, the 1st recap that they do is the 27 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:10,509 surrogacy offer. For some reason. 28 00:02:10,518 --> 00:02:15,257 Let's bring that up again. End of season 3 surrogacy offer, 29 00:02:15,257 --> 00:02:19,492 We're going to bring that up at the very beginning of season 30 00:02:19,492 --> 00:02:21,440 5, OK? Because we need to bring it back 31 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,680 to that always. That happened so long ago now in 32 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,952 the timeline. I just, I don't know, it blows 33 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,367 me away that that has to be the first thing that's brought up 34 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,542 again. Of course, welcome to Season 5. 35 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,240 First thing you see is a 36 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,360 reminder of the surrogacy that we've all been beat over the 37 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,320 head with. Yep. 38 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,640 After the review of the surrogacy, there is a broader 39 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,400 sumMeri of their move to Vegas, which gives Kody another 40 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:49,160 opportunity to talk about how the kids are unhappy and how no 41 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,480 one liked the move and that they are in four different homes. 42 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:57,220 He references how their family culture is crumbling, quote UN 43 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:00,400 quote crumbling with them being in four separate homes. 44 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,200 And I thought that was interesting that he says their 45 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,160 family culture is crumbling. This show is weird because it's 46 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,200 there's like a this thing about the nature of the show where 47 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,040 we're just going along for this journey and whatever, but the 48 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,000 entire time that the show is airing, they're talking about 49 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,405 their family culture crumbling. 50 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:20,600 From the very first episode, Christine talks about how she is 51 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,600 not looking forward to having another wife joining the family. 52 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,400 It's like the whole show, 53 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:30,040 they're telling us that things are not going well, but then 54 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,320 they're showing a bunch of things that are trying to get us 55 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,360 to think that, look, things are going well and they're figuring 56 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,720 things out and we're just along for the journey. 57 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,160 When in all reality, the underlying thing is that 58 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,960 everything is falling apart and everything's terrible and 59 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,840 horrible. Yeah, they even have to show 60 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,120 meltdowns of the children during the recap because of the move. 61 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,000 They show Leon's meltdown during the move. 62 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,040 They show a lot of the older children's meltdowns during the 63 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:02,600 move, and yeah, they keep harkening back to the family 64 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,440 crumbling, the change in the family dynamic and how they're 65 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,200 trying to get it back to that. They're just running on 66 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,920 treadmill trying to get back to the way things were. 67 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,840 Yes, how they used to be when they were back at America's 68 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,440 home, the compound in Lehigh. Lehigh. 69 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,080 The flashbacks do include, at the end, all of the adults at 70 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,840 the cul-de-sac writing their checks for their properties, 71 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,360 which is of course a highlight of Season 4. 72 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,160 How could we ever forget that they all wrote checks from the 73 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,760 same place? But we don't know. 74 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,080 Not quite sure, perhaps. We could have another reminder 75 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,160 that they have 30 days to get their financing in order. 76 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,640 They need qualification approvals for financing in 30 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,400 days. OK, we got it. 78 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,320 We've been beat over the head. They've got 30 days. 79 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,400 They have 30 days to get their credit in order and to get an 80 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,960 approval letter for their financing. 81 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,680 There's a moment where Christine is talking about how Janelle 82 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,520 always paid for the bills when they all live together and that 83 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:07,080 this is her first time. Like basically living alone and 84 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,520 being responsible for the bills of her homestead. 85 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,840 And so she says this is her first time paying for utilities 86 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,120 and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, oh, a little 87 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,800 foreshadowing because this detail you wouldn't really care, 88 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,040 but it's coming up because we reference it later. 89 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,280 Yep, and she mentions that Robyn and Janelle's credit is not 90 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:30,760 great, but that hers is OK. And Meri's should be OK as well, 91 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,680 but particularly Robyn. Robyn is going to have some 92 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:40,080 trouble here, which I love. I also find it super interesting 93 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,120 that she's saying Janelle's credit isn't good and I was a 94 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,360 little shocked by that because Janelle is the one that's in 95 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,560 charge of the finances or has in the past been in charge of the 96 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,880 finances and keeping the family on track. 97 00:05:52,880 --> 00:06:00,960 So in my mind, I automatically went to Janelle has taken on the 98 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:05,760 responsibility of the debt, doesn't mean that it actually is 99 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,960 hers. Probably not. 100 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,840 Is the reason that she has bad credit because of the rest of 101 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,880 the family and she feels responsible, so she took it on 102 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,840 because she's in charge of the finances. 103 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,760 Like I kind of got a bad feeling there. 104 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,400 I personally think that Janelle's not good with 105 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,920 finances. I think that in this family, 106 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,600 she's the one that can put pluses and minuses in a 107 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,560 spreadsheet or can keep a Ledger and a checkbook. 108 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,760 But I don't think that she's good with money. 109 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,200 I don't think any of these people are good with money. 110 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,680 And I think that just because Janelle, they give her the title 111 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,960 of the bookkeeper and the person, that's whatever, I could 112 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,062 see that she would take on debt that's not hers for some 113 00:06:49,062 --> 00:06:52,200 reason, because they like pooled things and they stole from 114 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,640 Paul to feed Meri or whatever the phrases are, you know? 115 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,200 And so that makes sense. It does go against the narrative 116 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,730 of like, oh, Janelle's so on top of everything with the 117 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,570 finances. And I'm like, I don't think she 118 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:06,081 is. Yeah, they claim that she's the 119 00:07:06,081 --> 00:07:08,792 frugal one, right? She's always the one that's 120 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,015 putting her needs last. And we hear that time and time 121 00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:13,862 again. She doesn't want to buy things. 122 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:15,440 She doesn't want to buy sleeping 123 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,680 bags for the camping trip, right? 124 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,600 And yet her credit might not be great. 125 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Yeah, I don't know that there's such a direct connect with 126 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,600 between being cheap and being good at finances, but. 127 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,840 They try to make it that way. We go to the next scene and 128 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:37,320 Robyn is going to a law office to see Stephanie, the lawyer, to 129 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,360 help repair her credit. She's blaming the divorce, of 130 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,760 course. Of course she is. 131 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,400 Blames the divorce and says that she took on the debt to create 132 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,720 peace. And I went, what? 133 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,560 What? Yeah. 134 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,600 Oh, yeah. I totally believe that, too. 135 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,560 Like, I just don't believe anything these people say 136 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,400 anymore. I have a feeling my spider 137 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:04,880 sense, my Spidey sense tells me that Robyn was forced to take 138 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,920 the debt because it was hers. I suspect that she probably just 139 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,800 ran up a bunch of debt. I guess her ex-husband isn't 140 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,760 dumb enough to be like, yeah, I'll just take all of your debt. 141 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,720 Like, I don't really know, but there's no way to prove that. 142 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,680 There's absolutely no way to prove that he racked up a bunch 143 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,240 of debt and she took it to keep the peace. 144 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,760 I don't think that's likely. So I don't know. 145 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:29,960 This whole episode, she is lying through her teeth. 146 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,440 Oh, yeah. You can tell because some of the 147 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:36,159 things that they show and some of the conversations they show 148 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:39,760 are having. I would probably be crying if I 149 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,240 was her if it was really the case. 150 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,920 Like if that's really what she was saying, I'd probably be 151 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,400 crying. And we know her as sobbing 152 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,800 Robyn, the fact that she's talking about this stuff and not 153 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,680 crying and being so adamant and has her jaw in this certain 154 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,200 position. She does the little like, upward 155 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,000 thing with the jaw. Like, she's like got her nose in 156 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,400 the air a little bit when she's lying, and she's doing that the 157 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,920 entire episode. She is lying for most of this 158 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,320 episode I would assume. Maybe there was other stuff 159 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,080 going on and she decided to take on the debt instead. 160 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,960 I just don't buy it. I don't buy it. 161 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:23,748 I don't know, and this is going to be gendered and horrible, 162 00:09:23,748 --> 00:09:28,404 but most women that I know or I hear their stories when they 163 00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:33,428 leave, their version of wanting to keep peace is not asking 164 00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:36,600 for child support. It is not asking for spousal 165 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,720 support, It's not assuming the family's debt. 166 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,160 So I've just never heard of this before and it's not like I'm 167 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,920 an expert in the field by any stretch, but I've never heard of 168 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,880 a woman being like, I took the debt of our marriage when we got 169 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,920 divorced. Like no, I've never heard of 170 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,040 that. No, not unless you were like 171 00:09:54,040 --> 00:10:00,207 fleeing and you were like scared and just like needed to get 172 00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:02,520 out of there. What she tries to play it off 173 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,600 as, which is what she's trying to play this off as like this 174 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,600 poor like she's almost playing like battered woman syndrome 175 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,160 here. And I don't like it. 176 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,120 It's phony and something super fishy about it. 177 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:21,960 And she's a lying to Kody. She is a lying to him and it 178 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:26,920 just feels very much like she's trying to convince him, even 179 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,000 throughout this episode, of her innocence in the divorce. 180 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,360 Yeah, she gets to be a victim. She loves doing that. 181 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:39,400 And her whole marriage, her whole first marriage, the 182 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,280 divorce, all the whatnot, there's a lack of detail. 183 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,040 There's never any real examples given. 184 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,520 It's just that like a broad brush stroke of him being 185 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,812 terrible and him being horrible. 186 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,645 And he's not here to defend himself. 187 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,290 He doesn't get to have any say in anything. 188 00:10:55,298 --> 00:11:00,080 And I think there might also be an element of how in life, as 189 00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:03,570 time passes from things, you build up a different narrative 190 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,382 in your head even. If you rewrite history in your 191 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:09,740 own mind and you start to believe what you, yeah, are 192 00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:12,322 telling yourself and. I think, yeah, maybe he was an 193 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:16,180 asshole to her because she was a loser wife that was spending all 194 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:18,576 their money and ridiculous and wouldn't get a job. 195 00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:20,710 I mean, I have no who knows what the deal is. 196 00:11:20,718 --> 00:11:22,219 Yeah. I just have a hard time 197 00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:25,831 believing that he was so bad and he was so horrible and she was 198 00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:29,068 angelic and whatever, because that just doesn't go with what I 199 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:32,044 know about Robyn. Yeah, I wish that we knew more 200 00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:35,175 about their history because obviously, like, I believe women 201 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:39,509 and we don't know what happened and God forbid he was 202 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:43,170 actually abusive and she just never wants to talk about it, 203 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,370 which is completely understandable and her right. 204 00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:48,846 But I don't feel like that's the case. 205 00:11:48,854 --> 00:11:53,100 And I feel like most women watching this, like, you can 206 00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:57,220 suss things like this out. And it just feels very grimy. 207 00:11:57,228 --> 00:12:00,200 And it feels like she's trying to convince Kody throughout this 208 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,760 whole episode and convince other wives throughout this 209 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,586 whole episode of this narrative and this story that 210 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:08,494 she's built up to them to make them feel sorry for her. 211 00:12:08,502 --> 00:12:11,134 Yeah. It's just super fishy. 212 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:13,321 Super fishy. Not very believable. 213 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:17,602 And Meri on the couch, she's like, they go from the scene, 214 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,783 you know, she's in the law office. 215 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:22,228 She needs to get her credit score up to 600. 216 00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:26,500 And then they go to the couch and Meri claims they are working 217 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,578 together and they are not blaming anyone. 218 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:31,415 We will not blame anyone. No, of course not. 219 00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:34,746 How very diplomatic of Meri. In that same couch moment, Kody 220 00:12:34,746 --> 00:12:38,560 says that the sum of their holes are greater than any 221 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:43,440 parts, which I love because I'm like, Oh my God, it wasn't 222 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,824 too long ago we were talking about Robyn's holes in a 223 00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:50,144 previous episode, and now Kody's talking about the sum of 224 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,178 all of their holes is greater than the sum of their parts, or 225 00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:56,600 whatever the phrase is. And I was like, oh good Lord, oh 226 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,460 good Lord. All of their holes are 227 00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:00,465 definitely greater than the sum of his parts. 228 00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:02,055 Yes, well, that's that's for sure. 229 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:05,060 What is it that the only thing they have in common is sharing 230 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,840 his manhood? Yeah, yeah. 231 00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:09,134 His manhood is what ties them together. 232 00:13:09,142 --> 00:13:12,322 Oh God. They go back to the lawyer's 233 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:16,825 office and Robyn is asking if this can all be done in two 234 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,250 weeks. Two weeks. 235 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:25,686 If the lawyer can get her creditors settled in two weeks. 236 00:13:25,686 --> 00:13:27,400 Right nuts. 237 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,520 I'm mind blown here. It's also weird because they had 238 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,515 30 days and So what was it like? 239 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:36,312 Maybe she couldn't see this person for two weeks. 240 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,040 But also, if you're filming, you have to be able to pull strings 241 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,495 with certain things. And it just seems more, you 242 00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:45,480 know, Occam's razor, like all things being equal, the most 243 00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:47,868 basic and most reasonable is probably true. 244 00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:51,535 Robyn probably didn't do anything for like a week and 245 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:54,350 then was like, oh God, no, she she didn't. 246 00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:57,459 Someone else told her that she had to do something about it. 247 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,378 I'm sure because she was so busy doing what? 248 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:03,142 She was so busy doing what, this entire time she's on the show. 249 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,990 I'm not saying that, oh, your show gets greenlit by TLC. 250 00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:09,140 So you go out and get a job at a gas station because you have to 251 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,983 make ends meet, but you do something. 252 00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:14,670 We're now going into Season 5 and she's Hawking some stupid 253 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:17,595 jewelry business. It's like, bitch, earn some 254 00:14:17,603 --> 00:14:20,658 money, do something. Oh God. 255 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:27,026 Well, the other family members like Kody and Meri are perhaps 256 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:32,015 selling pyramid scheme items, so she could have hopped on that 257 00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,815 bandwagon very easily. But. 258 00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:37,920 She might have to do some social media posts and host a party. 259 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:40,845 You know, these are things she could not do. 260 00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:44,000 Just too much for her. I don't think she has the mental 261 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,130 capacity for her. Christopher. 262 00:14:45,138 --> 00:14:46,800 No, no, no. No. 263 00:14:46,808 --> 00:14:51,880 Got a lot of laying around breathing watching other people 264 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,864 raise their children I. Don't understand. 265 00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:59,874 I really don't get it. I think from the get go, when 266 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:03,050 you move there and you know you're looking for these homes, 267 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,572 you'd already be starting to try to build your credit back 268 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,040 up. Right. 269 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,600 Why would you only need 30 days? 270 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,256 Yeah. I think Kody said they'd been in 271 00:15:11,256 --> 00:15:13,190 Vegas for a year and a half at this point. 272 00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:16,710 A year and a half. I mean, I don't know about 273 00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:18,462 everybody else. I've been in a place where I've 274 00:15:18,462 --> 00:15:21,744 had to work on my credit before, and in a year and 1/2, I 275 00:15:21,744 --> 00:15:24,200 made quite an impact. Like, it doesn't necessarily 276 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,650 take years to improve your credit score. 277 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:31,958 Like, Oh my God, Oh my God. And I really think that if her 278 00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:38,038 credit had been this bad, that when she left her husband, she 279 00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:42,424 should have instantly filed for bankruptcy, started over because 280 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:46,884 she'll say later on that she lived with her mom for a while. 281 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,360 She has this whole sob story 282 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,720 that she's Hawking instead of cheap goods. 283 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:57,480 And it's like, why wouldn't you have with your children, you 284 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:02,480 know, filed for bankruptcy, applied for, you know, whatever 285 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,120 assistance you could have gotten during that time and started 286 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:10,520 working when you supposedly you were a single working mom at 287 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,880 that time? Staying at your mom's house for 288 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,000 nine months, I believe later, she references nine months is a 289 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,360 chunk of time to get your act together, like it is to apply 290 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,440 for jobs and apply for programs, go through bankruptcy, like do 291 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,760 what you've got to do. Yeah, but she thinks that 292 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,160 someones going to get her out of this. 293 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:32,960 She has this victim mentality. She has this woe is me, someone 294 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:38,720 come save me, help me please, like demeanor about her. 295 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:44,160 And even this just goes to show it because two weeks you had to 296 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,200 wait until you had two weeks left and somebody pushed you to 297 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,080 be like, well, we can't do this for you. 298 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:56,120 You have to go do this. You're technically not married. 299 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:00,240 He can't do it for you. Like, Oh my fucking God. 300 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,640 She had to be drugged there by her fingernails. 301 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Someone else probably had to make the appointment and do 302 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,680 everything and then she bothered to show up. 303 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,520 Yeah. Also, we're going to get into it 304 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,560 later. I don't want to dwell on it too 305 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,319 much right now, but that whole victim mentality thing, she also 306 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,358 has this thing where she's like, I don't want my past decisions 307 00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:23,598 and my previous marriage to affect the family. 308 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,920 So it's like she's a victim, but then also bringing it to the 309 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,840 next level of like, I can't believe these bad things that 310 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,120 happened to me in the past could affect the family. 311 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,920 So then she's almost a victim again because these things are 312 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,800 happening to her family members like. 313 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,600 Girl, you drove that entire baggage cart right up to their 314 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,200 front door. Shut the fuck. 315 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,080 Up Yes, she did. And she was like do you mind? 316 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,760 OK. And this can't go in the dryer 317 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,360 like? Do you mind? 318 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,480 Do your own fucking laundry. Is that a personal attack, 319 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,440 Chris? I've never heard any stories 320 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,080 about you or your laundry. OK. 321 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,680 Never has my husband ever shrunk something that shouldn't have 322 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:08,480 been shrunken. Yes, well, and this is Oh well, 323 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,200 perfect, because this is where Robyn talks about how her 324 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,280 divorce affects the family. Now I've only got a couple of 325 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,320 weeks left. It's like an example of your 326 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,600 life. Sure. 327 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,480 It's just so ridiculous. It's so unnecessarily dramatic, 328 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,480 and she's the victim and everything's uphill. 329 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,480 It's like, girl, you had a year and a half to get your shit. 330 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,480 You knew this was. Coming No, I was given two weeks 331 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,920 I was. Given two weeks, I. 332 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,040 Was given two weeks of my diagnosis of credit. 333 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,720 God. Jesus 20. 334 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,960 Three years from now, the story will be Robyn was forced into 335 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,240 getting a mortgage and it was so terrible. 336 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,480 Or some bullshit, you know, like, it'll just be like, Oh my 337 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,040 God, girl. Like perpetually the victim. 338 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,640 Virtually the victim. Thank God we get a commercial 339 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,520 break. OK, but because we watch on 340 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,000 Discovery Plus, Ding Ding. Ding I back at it. 341 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,000 We didn't have to see any commercials, thank you 342 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,480 Discovery. Plus, I'm just saying that in 343 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,920 case anyone's listening that wants to reach out to us anyway. 344 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,240 So Janelle is going on her own little version of a field trip, 345 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,489 but hers isn't to figure out how to solve her debt issues in 346 00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:16,400 two weeks. Hers is to go meet Mona at a 347 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,640 model house at the, I was going to say the compound at the 348 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,560 development, yes, the cul-de-sac and the development where 349 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,680 they're moving to. And I love it because she 350 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,834 prefaces this visit with wanting to connect with Mona and look 351 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,798 at the model house to see where she can keep costs low for her 352 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,320 home build. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. 353 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,000 Our frugal queen. Listen, she might be bad at 354 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,320 keeping books. Doesn't mean she's not frugal. 355 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,200 Doesn't mean she's not cheap. She is. 356 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,548 The only reason that she's being cheap, and I think that we 357 00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,880 find this out a little bit, is because of guilt. 358 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,040 Because of guilt for being a bad bookkeeper for the family. 359 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,120 Right, because everything's always in shambles. 360 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,880 But see, they never had much to deal with. 361 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,160 So I don't want to be mean about Janelle. 362 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,200 I just really think that, you know, like when everyone's 363 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,920 earning an F and then you earn AD, it's like, well, you're the 364 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,000 one. You're our D earner. 365 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,640 Like, cool. Everyone turns to you. 366 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,742 Everyone turns to the D student. 367 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,160 She believes that less rooms is going to equal less money. 368 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:17,740 So she's talking about how she just doesn't need that many 369 00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:20,369 rooms. Her kids are all going to be 370 00:20:20,377 --> 00:20:24,016 moving out and graduating soon. In the next few years, her boys 371 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,620 can share a bedroom. They're probably going to hate 372 00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,480 it, but they can share. Yeah. 373 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,500 Yeah. My God. 374 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:32,735 Kody thinks that they should do the five bedroom option with the 375 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:35,312 office and then Savannah can stay in the office. 376 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,474 So basically like a six bedroom house. 377 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:40,275 Yeah, it's probably not legally. Maybe the office doesn't have a 378 00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:43,630 closet. My assumption is that the models 379 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:47,460 that they're picking from, there is something to do with 380 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:50,335 the options that are available equaling the bedrooms. 381 00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:54,230 Meaning let's say there's a four bedroom option and then a five 382 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:55,909 bedroom option. The five bedroom option probably 383 00:20:55,909 --> 00:21:00,080 has like a little bit of a difference in the back or 384 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:03,184 something where there's a little more room and there's more 385 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:06,980 options to put in the home. I'm saying this because when we 386 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:10,615 get to Meri's options down the road, she wants options that 387 00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:14,630 only come with the five bedroom, not the four bedroom layout. 388 00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:18,230 So of course she has to pick the one with more bedrooms because 389 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:21,775 she needs the options that come with the five bedroom option. 390 00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,487 What a selfish bitch. Exactly. 391 00:21:23,495 --> 00:21:26,663 Meanwhile Janelle's going I only need 4 bedrooms for my 87 392 00:21:26,671 --> 00:21:28,800 children. It's like Janelle, you know? 393 00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:31,720 Yeah, maybe you should pick builder grade options everywhere 394 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,680 and just get enough bedrooms for your children. 395 00:21:33,688 --> 00:21:35,670 That's what I would do. But that's me. 396 00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:37,587 I'm not earning AD in bookkeeping. 397 00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:43,140 Allow your kids some privacy, you know, but they're probably 398 00:21:43,148 --> 00:21:48,000 not supposed to have too much privacy because that could lead 399 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,166 to sin so. It's best that they share a. 400 00:21:52,174 --> 00:21:53,940 Room. Let's keep them all on top of 401 00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:56,360 each other so they can't sin on their own. 402 00:21:56,368 --> 00:22:00,520 No sinning in private. We do get some tidbits from 403 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,755 Janelle about their past finances. 404 00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:06,148 She says that she has been resentful in the past about 405 00:22:06,156 --> 00:22:09,928 money, particularly with Meri, for thinking Meri needs so much 406 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,910 with only one child. She talks about how she would 407 00:22:12,918 --> 00:22:15,856 pay for large things in the past while otherwise didn't. 408 00:22:15,864 --> 00:22:18,755 So I'm not sure what that has to. 409 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:20,986 I don't want to say what that has to do with today. 410 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:26,176 I think that was probably more of a past a pre TLC money thing 411 00:22:26,176 --> 00:22:31,904 where she was the breadwinner. And I could see easily being 412 00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:35,569 frustrated when you're looking at all the bills and maybe you 413 00:22:35,577 --> 00:22:38,528 pay the mortgage or something. And then it's like Meri's got 414 00:22:38,536 --> 00:22:40,355 like the heat bill and the water bill. 415 00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:42,490 And then it's like, look at my coffee table. 416 00:22:42,498 --> 00:22:45,990 No child is ever going to scratch their name into this, 417 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,820 you know? And Janelle's like, yeah, mine's 418 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,227 from IKEA and it's falling apart. 419 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:53,540 And so you know, I can see it may need to make sense. 420 00:22:53,548 --> 00:22:56,092 Yeah, she's always made more money and then paid more towards 421 00:22:56,092 --> 00:22:59,688 the bills and she has kind of resented it in the past. 422 00:22:59,696 --> 00:23:07,420 But I think that when there is a higher earner in the family, 423 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:13,345 usually from my experience, the higher earner and the lower 424 00:23:13,353 --> 00:23:17,358 earner, what you do is you, you put it together and you say 425 00:23:17,366 --> 00:23:20,880 based on what you make, you pay this percentage towards the 426 00:23:20,888 --> 00:23:23,074 bills. I pay this percentage. 427 00:23:23,082 --> 00:23:27,635 So it's like equal in the end, almost based off of what you're 428 00:23:27,635 --> 00:23:30,438 making. So your take home after the 429 00:23:30,446 --> 00:23:35,270 bills are paid is still kind of the same, if that makes sense. 430 00:23:35,278 --> 00:23:38,280 Like you're still taking home the same percentage as your 431 00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:40,600 partner's taking home for, you know, maybe things that they 432 00:23:40,608 --> 00:23:42,023 want to buy what you want to buy. 433 00:23:42,031 --> 00:23:45,865 So it's it's odd to me that they probably, it sounds like they 434 00:23:45,873 --> 00:23:48,862 didn't do that. It sounds like they turned to 435 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:53,238 Janelle and just expected her to pay more and didn't even figure 436 00:23:53,238 --> 00:23:57,112 out the percentage that each family member should be paying 437 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,978 based on their wage. Right. 438 00:23:58,986 --> 00:24:04,650 It feels like to me that she has been funding the family on her 439 00:24:04,658 --> 00:24:07,580 salary and they're riding her coattails. 440 00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:14,020 And you throw in a husband who I'm convinced through fact and 441 00:24:14,028 --> 00:24:19,438 detective work, no, no detective work, that Kody probably has 442 00:24:19,446 --> 00:24:22,938 made very little money in his life. 443 00:24:22,946 --> 00:24:28,162 And I think that it's even easier to make less money when 444 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:31,332 you're going from wife to wife to wife to wife. 445 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:35,796 And if the only one who's really aware of how little money you 446 00:24:35,804 --> 00:24:40,895 make is Janelle in the way that I'm talking about, that has to 447 00:24:40,903 --> 00:24:43,822 add extra frustrations to her that she's not going to say 448 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,300 right now, like she's not going to say that on camera. 449 00:24:46,308 --> 00:24:49,116 But her husband was probably never really contributing all 450 00:24:49,124 --> 00:24:52,742 that much to their finances. They talk about Meri and Kody 451 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:57,214 quitting jobs to go and do things that were more fun than 452 00:24:57,222 --> 00:25:00,400 taking care of. Finances like traveling, sales, 453 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,727 jobs that were like what, Meri Kay, you got your little 454 00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:06,628 convertible? I mean, come on. 455 00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:10,800 They, I don't know, I think that they have taken advantage of her 456 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,862 and I think that they have basically used her as a meal 457 00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:20,370 ticket and she's just kind of taken it because that's how she 458 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:24,512 is like silent but sturdy. I don't know, Silent. 459 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,228 And. Sturdy, silent and sturdy, 460 00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:27,435 Janelle it's. Janelle. 461 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:32,306 But now that she has heard Meri's voice, Meri has all of a 462 00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:36,280 sudden figured out a way to communicate her hurt about how 463 00:25:36,288 --> 00:25:40,362 she thinks everyone expects her to take less because she only 464 00:25:40,370 --> 00:25:44,108 has one child. Well Meri's finally been able to 465 00:25:44,108 --> 00:25:47,378 effectively communicate this like 2 episodes so it's go on 466 00:25:47,386 --> 00:25:51,326 the couch. So Janelle has defaulted to 467 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:54,200 shoulder shrug. I mean, she doesn't really care. 468 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,040 She doesn't care. 469 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,880 They show one clip of this cracked me up. 470 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,127 They show one thing that Janelle wants and she is talking to 471 00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:07,127 Mona about one thing that she does want in her house and 472 00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,560 that is a pantry. Pantry. 473 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,600 And it's because she buys in bulk. 474 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,920 Yep. It's got a lot of mouths to 475 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,960 feed. That's like a literally the only 476 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,640 thing that she really cares about is the pantry. 477 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,954 From what they show us anyways. 478 00:26:19,962 --> 00:26:22,518 Oh and the member, like she was like, oh, I don't necessarily 479 00:26:22,526 --> 00:26:25,224 need a dining room because my table could fit right here like 480 00:26:25,224 --> 00:26:27,728 in the breakfast area. Which they're just going to cut 481 00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:30,954 this house in half for you to like save money, but then you're 482 00:26:30,954 --> 00:26:33,720 going to have a giant ass lot for no reason. 483 00:26:33,728 --> 00:26:38,302 Like what are you thinking? I could cut this entire space 484 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:43,264 and put a dining room here instead of here to save money. 485 00:26:43,272 --> 00:26:46,568 Do you honestly think they're going to do that with a builder 486 00:26:46,568 --> 00:26:48,336 home for you? It was so weird. 487 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:51,840 I think what she's referring to, and this is just because I've 488 00:26:51,848 --> 00:26:54,924 seen the show, seen these things being built, is when you walk 489 00:26:54,932 --> 00:26:57,134 in, there's a room to the left off the foyer. 490 00:26:57,142 --> 00:26:59,695 Some people turn it into a study, some people have it as 491 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:02,230 the dining room. I think that might be the option 492 00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:05,035 to turn into the office or something, AKA Savannah's 493 00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:08,880 bedroom, and then the breakfast nook thing off of the kitchen 494 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,515 can just serve as her dining room. 495 00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:13,562 The only reason I feel like that's a little weird is because 496 00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:16,744 of the size of their family. But if she's like I'm never 497 00:27:16,752 --> 00:27:19,355 hosting anybody ever fucking dinner, then you know the dining 498 00:27:19,355 --> 00:27:20,840 room. The breakfast looks probably 499 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,815 fine. And the fact that Savannah is 500 00:27:23,823 --> 00:27:27,336 probably gonna have two French doors for bedroom doors. 501 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:29,240 Yeah. Oh yeah, with no. 502 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,450 Like Savannah, I know that you gave a box of rocks for 503 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:34,880 Christmas one year, but you still don't deserve this honey. 504 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,240 Like you don't deserve you. 505 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,640 Deserve a real bedroom in a new build in a new build. 506 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,920 Yeah, you don't deserve French doors. 507 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,200 Don't even. Get a bedroom like my God, these 508 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,920 people. They just can't let that box of 509 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,040 rocks go. And so they're like, yeah, give 510 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,600 her this. Kody's like that bitch gave me 511 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,680 the worst Christmas present or birthday present or whatever it 512 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,200 was. It was Leon's gift. 513 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,814 Oh, that's right, it was Leon's. 514 00:28:00,822 --> 00:28:02,034 Oh, that's right. Shit. 515 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:04,807 Leon's been talking shit this whole time, Leon. 516 00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:06,187 Is not everyone against Savannah? 517 00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:09,832 They have this huge campaign against Savannah, yes, telling 518 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,105 everybody. Savannah ruined my life with 519 00:28:12,113 --> 00:28:13,383 that box rocks. Denton. 520 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:17,470 Janelle lets us know that each wife will get the same budget 521 00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:20,640 for their homes because you know, it is unfair to give less 522 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,560 to Meri because she only has one child. 523 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:24,367 So everyone should have the same budget. 524 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:28,440 Makes it easy peasy lemon squeezy and all fair in love and 525 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,880 war. This is once again why I think 526 00:28:30,888 --> 00:28:32,592 Janelle earns AD in bookkeeping because duh. 527 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,500 Like, I get it that it's a production point and like, she's 528 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,470 probably prompted about it, but it's like, yeah, all four 529 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:43,032 wives should get the same budget for their new build 530 00:28:43,032 --> 00:28:46,280 homes. I hope she's just explaining it 531 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,520 because someone asked. I think she really did just come 532 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,400 to that conclusion because she talks about how it's been harder 533 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,960 for her and Christine with having more kids and how they've 534 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:01,760 had to budget a lot harder and that, OK, I guess we can't pant, 535 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,240 pant. I got marbles in my mouth. 536 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,225 I guess that we can't fault her. 537 00:29:09,233 --> 00:29:13,035 I've got Savannah's boxer rocks in my mouth right now, God damn 538 00:29:13,035 --> 00:29:16,580 it. Garbling them over here. 539 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:22,300 And they ain't polished. Oh well, I mean, it would be 540 00:29:22,308 --> 00:29:26,628 harder for her and Christine. They have more kids. 541 00:29:26,636 --> 00:29:28,647 That doesn't mean Meri deserves less. 542 00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:32,656 We talked about this before. I truly believe that she is just 543 00:29:32,656 --> 00:29:34,312 coming to this conclusion, right? 544 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,048 I really think that. Well, good for Janelle. 545 00:29:37,056 --> 00:29:40,652 Yeah, we cut to her sitting at her table, and she's paying 546 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,760 those bills. She's writing out her checks. 547 00:29:42,768 --> 00:29:45,167 She's ripping it out of the checkbook. 548 00:29:45,175 --> 00:29:51,467 She's licking the envelope with Janelle's licking lips and her 549 00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:53,296 tongue. Yep. 550 00:29:53,304 --> 00:29:58,824 She's paying those bills. When they cut away from her 551 00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:03,860 couch interview, she has this deadpan face, she makes a 552 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:08,989 comment, she says OK, I don't care what she does, referring to 553 00:30:08,989 --> 00:30:12,165 Meri. And then she stares straight at 554 00:30:12,165 --> 00:30:17,780 the camera with her like deadpan, like white pale face 555 00:30:17,788 --> 00:30:23,104 and eyes, just like haunting, like staring straight ahead. 556 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:26,309 Yeah, non blinking. Yeah, I don't care what she 557 00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:29,660 does. I don't care what she does. 558 00:30:29,668 --> 00:30:33,692 Do you not really couldn't tell that you don't. 559 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:37,030 It was it was a crazy thing that they kept in. 560 00:30:37,038 --> 00:30:39,900 Yeah, that was a choice. They kept it in for a reason. 561 00:30:39,908 --> 00:30:42,058 That was a choice. Janelle doesn't look like she 562 00:30:42,066 --> 00:30:45,029 doesn't care. It looks like it still bothers 563 00:30:45,037 --> 00:30:45,947 her. Oh. 564 00:30:45,955 --> 00:30:51,442 Her eyes is like twitching. Yeah, her mouth is saying one 565 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:55,734 thing, but her eyes, nose, and yes, that skin is saying 566 00:30:55,742 --> 00:30:58,020 another. Yeah, they really, truly kept 567 00:30:58,028 --> 00:31:03,840 that in for a reason. After this wonderful moment, she 568 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,800 wonders to herself, she ponders to herself, I've 569 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,748 wondered what it would mean if one day I was done and ran away. 570 00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:14,800 But I'm not going to because I'm 571 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,440 responsible. I've always, yeah, I've always 572 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,120 done the record keeping for the family. 573 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,739 And I've just wondered, but what would happen if I just ran 574 00:31:23,739 --> 00:31:27,175 away? Like, yeah, you've probably 575 00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:31,634 really, really thought of this. The, the guy like her sitting at 576 00:31:31,634 --> 00:31:35,028 a table doing this like, quote UN quote, record keeping, 577 00:31:35,036 --> 00:31:37,120 writing checks. And then there's just a fish 578 00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:42,202 tank in the background. And it's just like her again, 579 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:47,440 being so serious yet not caring, but wanting to run away. 580 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:51,575 And they're breaking the 3rd wall a lot in this episode. 581 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:56,046 The 4th wall. The 4th wall, What would be the 582 00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,743 3rd wall? Like you're being in a triangle 583 00:31:58,743 --> 00:32:00,071 room. I don't really know. 584 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,900 I think this is not the first time that you've referenced 585 00:32:02,908 --> 00:32:05,540 breaking the 3rd wall. And I'm like, it's the 4th wall, 586 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,040 darling. It's the 4th wall, yes. 587 00:32:08,048 --> 00:32:12,000 They're talking straight to the wives a lot, like the producers 588 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,156 are obviously prompting with a lot of questions in this episode 589 00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:19,429 and there's a lot of alone time for each of them and it's 590 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,690 tragic. Yeah, to give us their extra 591 00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:23,440 special insights. To their own detriment. 592 00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:26,194 Well, in Janelle's case, there's a lot of staring. 593 00:32:26,202 --> 00:32:30,508 A lot of staring and faking it till she makes it, but she 594 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,974 doesn't make it. A lot of this is how it is 595 00:32:33,982 --> 00:32:35,280 because I'm matter of fact, I'm Janelle. 596 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:37,707 I'm the bookkeeper. Like OK, girl. 597 00:32:37,715 --> 00:32:40,994 Hey, hey, instead of sitting at your desk with a blank wall, 598 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:44,510 let's put you at your table in front of a fish tank. 599 00:32:44,518 --> 00:32:47,645 Pull her at the table thing. This is why I'm making fun of 600 00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:49,520 it. She's like ripping out her one 601 00:32:49,528 --> 00:32:51,419 check, right? She's like writing her check. 602 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,360 She's is she even paying a bill? She might just be sitting there 603 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,548 being like, I'm going to do this for the camera. 604 00:32:56,556 --> 00:32:59,448 Like it's just like, I don't know, I don't know. 605 00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:01,800 It's performative and not in a way that I'm buying so. 606 00:33:01,808 --> 00:33:03,924 It is. They also don't blur the check 607 00:33:03,932 --> 00:33:07,589 out at all and I've noticed that they do that with her and 608 00:33:07,597 --> 00:33:08,740 Christine. Oh no. 609 00:33:08,748 --> 00:33:11,707 Well, not like anyone would be like I know. 610 00:33:11,715 --> 00:33:14,660 Did you get the account number? Steal money from these guys. 611 00:33:14,668 --> 00:33:17,090 Don't say anything because now if someone steals money from 612 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:18,658 her, they're going to be like that podcast. 613 00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,921 They were looking at her checking routing number. 614 00:33:20,929 --> 00:33:23,550 It's like the same from 2012. Right. 615 00:33:23,558 --> 00:33:26,872 We tried to write a $30 check and it bounces and it's like, 616 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,507 good God, this family's terrible. 617 00:33:28,515 --> 00:33:34,520 It's their joint account still, no one's ever detached from it, 618 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,934 even after all these years and everything that's happened. 619 00:33:38,942 --> 00:33:46,200 My sister wifes closet Oh, it's an online boutique and 620 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:50,537 everybody's loving it I'm. Going to make us so much money. 621 00:33:50,537 --> 00:33:52,160 They're going to be rich, rich, 622 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,440 rich. You on the wildest imagination. 623 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,666 You're going to want to rewind. 624 00:33:57,674 --> 00:34:00,020 You're going to want to get that checkbook number real quick 625 00:34:00,028 --> 00:34:02,980 because my sister wife's closet is bringing in the bike. 626 00:34:02,988 --> 00:34:07,029 You're going to want you're going to want to come in fraud 627 00:34:07,037 --> 00:34:10,630 to get these jewelry pieces. Just like they apparently do 628 00:34:10,638 --> 00:34:13,080 later on. Oh gosh, the closet up. 629 00:34:13,088 --> 00:34:15,159 Sell things that they don't have. 630 00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:17,400 Oh. Jeez, yes, well, you know, they 631 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,106 have to get some photos for their new website for My Sister 632 00:34:21,106 --> 00:34:24,899 Wife's Closet because My Sister Wife's Closet is going to propel 633 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,679 them into the rich stratosphere. 634 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:30,560 They are going to not have to worry about anything once they 635 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,120 start selling their $300 pewter jewelry online. 636 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920 Pewter, great. It's going to be great. 637 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,583 And they're going to meet with a photographer to take photos 638 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:41,120 for this website. Apparently this is the most 639 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,840 creative photographer. He's renowned for his creativity 640 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,280 and I'm like renowned to who to like Robyn when she's down at 641 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,760 the like, wherever she goes, where does she even go? 642 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,840 What does she even do? She's like, going to the Kmart 643 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,640 to buy her blue light special shirts, purple blouses. 644 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,640 And she's like, I heard there's a photographer in town. 645 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,500 And the Kmart lady's like, yeah, I know this guy's name's 646 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,770 Shane. He's so creative because he 647 00:35:05,778 --> 00:35:09,475 wears a black fedora and a red tie and big thick black glasses. 648 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:09,800 He. 649 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,640 Wears those thick glasses. He must be real creative like my 650 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,440 God. Very of the time, the fedora the 651 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,480 red tie the. Yeah, yeah. 652 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,080 I mean, to be fair, he looked like the most creative person in 653 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,880 the Sister Wives universe at this point. 654 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,360 Yep, Now while they're at the studio, you know they're all, 655 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,360 they're all dolled up, they're all in their hair and their 656 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,560 makeup and their clothes. In their hair. 657 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,400 And they've got the white backdrop and the flashing 658 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,880 lights, and it's like we're watching an episode of America's 659 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,440 Next Top Model. Of course. 660 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,320 I was just waiting for Mr. J to come out and be like, now this 661 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,920 shot, we're going to do this, and then this shot, we're going 662 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,480 to do that. And then I really was hoping for 663 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,572 Tyra to eliminate Robyn, right? 664 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:56,480 Just like, get the fuck out. But unfortunately, no one's 665 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:59,808 getting eliminated this episode. While they're on set. 666 00:35:59,816 --> 00:36:03,689 Kody has some feelings about the wives and him being the only man 667 00:36:03,689 --> 00:36:06,305 right, with his four wives taking these photos. 668 00:36:06,313 --> 00:36:09,460 Kimber, what does Kody think about this photo shoot? 669 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:13,296 Oh my gosh, he just thinks that he's going to look like a pool 670 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:18,620 boy or a boy toy being in all these women in this photo shoot. 671 00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:21,920 But Christine is the real, real 672 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,920 winner of this scene because you know what? 673 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:29,000 She says that women with websites and companies have 674 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,255 pictures with their husbands on their website because they do 675 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:36,760 it together and they get the support from their husband and 676 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,480 they're in all the photos. It's like, what are you talking 677 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,920 about to? Demonstrate that they're strong. 678 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,920 What? I know I'm thinking like how how 679 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,880 could one person single handedly set back women kind so far? 680 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,250 But then it is Christine Brown. 681 00:36:53,258 --> 00:36:55,078 Yeah, she's. Trying to get involved in this 682 00:36:55,086 --> 00:36:59,270 and she's getting mad at him and they're arguing on set of this 683 00:36:59,278 --> 00:37:04,455 on photo shoot on location. They're arguing on location. 684 00:37:04,463 --> 00:37:09,320 And literally Kody's saying it's my sister wife's closet jewelry. 685 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,280 Why would I be in the photos? 686 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120 I feel like it should just be the women and she's. 687 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,760 Like Faker? And I don't believe him for one 688 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,640 second. He he would prefer it was just 689 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640 photos of them. I'm gonna. 690 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,800 Throw punches, hold me back like that. 691 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,148 Like that one friend that can't fight and says that hold me 692 00:37:24,148 --> 00:37:26,200 back hold. Me back, you can just Photoshop 693 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,680 me out of these, right? He's like right in the middle of 694 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,880 every one of them. If he could be the only one on 695 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,400 the website, he'd be happy about it. 696 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,920 He's just putting on a show, just like Robyn saying, oh, I 697 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,440 just don't want my past marriage to affect the family. 698 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,320 But he's like, I don't want to be in these photos because it's 699 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,560 about women. Like they're two liars. 700 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,280 They belong together. And then Robyn makes it all 701 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,760 better by saying you're just like that one guy that can pull 702 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:57,800 off pink shirt shirt. God, it was so when you thought 703 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,960 this scene couldn't get any Dumber, Robyn's like, yeah, 704 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,840 Kody, I mean, you're a big, strong man here with us women. 705 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,880 And it's like when a man wears a pink shirt like, Oh my God. 706 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,880 Like wait, how many poles is he wearing and are all the collars 707 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,240 popped? OK. 708 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:20,200 God, it's so cringe and it's so great because Christine's 709 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,600 frustration levels keep rising and she's like, can we just get 710 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,160 the photos done? Because I'm getting hot, I'm 711 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,880 going to get sweaty. Like, let's do it. 712 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,440 She just wants it done. And I don't blame her. 713 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,560 It's hot under those lights. I know. 714 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,440 You would know. It's a lot of pressure to look 715 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:38,280 perfect for the camera. How many photo shoots have you 716 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,440 done in your life? Too many to count. 717 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,400 Too many hold me back, hold me back. 718 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,440 Oh my gosh. The photographer tells them we 719 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,400 want a variety of photos and positioning to, you know, not 720 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,680 demonstrate any favoritism because clearly they've got to 721 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,880 do their round Robyn. No, God, let's not say that. 722 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,800 They've got to do their readjustments. 723 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,080 So not Meri and Janelle are always standing next to Kody. 724 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,800 Sometimes Robyn and Christine need to be standing next to 725 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,560 Kody. They need some photos without 726 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,320 Kody. They need some photos that are 727 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,760 only Kody and that red spot on his nose that's been there for a 728 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,520 season and a half. Like he really needs to be in 729 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,080 the photos. He really needs to not be in the 730 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,160 photos. Yeah, he's like every time that 731 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,560 I was ready to move on and do different photos, the wives kept 732 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,240 saying that we just needed to rotate the order. 733 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,760 And he's like, I found out real quick, like the family dynamic, 734 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,120 we can't play favorites. And they literally are just 735 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,880 like, OK, now you go, now you go, Oh my gosh, ladies, if 736 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:38,208 you're that insecure about your position in the family, phony 737 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,876 as fuck that they all care about. 738 00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:42,535 I kind of felt like it was just like a moot point. 739 00:39:42,543 --> 00:39:45,222 Like if you're a photographer and you're taking a photo of 740 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:47,775 four women and one man, you would be like, OK, let's flip 741 00:39:47,783 --> 00:39:48,875 this around, let's swap it around. 742 00:39:48,883 --> 00:39:50,952 You move here, you move that. Like it would just be part of 743 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,941 the process. So it's a little like they took 744 00:39:52,941 --> 00:39:55,890 a little thing and made it into a big thing, which is annoying. 745 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:56,960 Yeah, because they pretend that 746 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,120 he's like shocked about it and like, oh, this is a new dynamic. 747 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,960 This is something that I've had to, that I had to learn that I 748 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,680 had to do all this and. I'm such a creative man, I've 749 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,920 never asked someone to move while taking their picture 750 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,520 before. And then they kick Kody out and 751 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,880 they're doing all of the women and they're laughing and being 752 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,080 happy and he has them stand like weirdly far apart. 753 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,560 Yeah. He's like, give it a foot or two 754 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,040 between each of you. Like, OK. 755 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,240 All right. Hopefully there were ones where 756 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,000 they were all together. There were there were ones where 757 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,280 they were like hands around each other's shoulders and smiling. 758 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,680 And it demonstrated what Robyn's point was that she thinks the 759 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,600 photos show how all the wives are so different. 760 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,531 They look so different and they, yes, they present so 761 00:40:39,531 --> 00:40:40,750 different. They're wearing different 762 00:40:40,758 --> 00:40:42,430 colors. Yeah. 763 00:40:42,438 --> 00:40:46,445 They're different complexions. That's what makes this all so 764 00:40:46,453 --> 00:40:49,024 special, is like our differences and like these photos are just 765 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:51,090 going to show that. Yeah, the differences also 766 00:40:51,098 --> 00:40:53,504 connect to my sister wife's closet for some reason. 767 00:40:53,512 --> 00:40:56,441 We're all of our products are going to be so great because 768 00:40:56,449 --> 00:40:58,000 everyone's so different. We're different. 769 00:40:58,008 --> 00:41:01,980 Like, yeah, no, you're putting a bunch of hearts together and 770 00:41:01,988 --> 00:41:03,836 yeah, linking them and making them all a. 771 00:41:03,844 --> 00:41:05,120 Bunch of hot air. Bizarre. 772 00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:07,920 Total garbage. Did you notice that? 773 00:41:07,928 --> 00:41:12,640 So they do, you know, pick flashes to Kody during the 774 00:41:12,648 --> 00:41:16,380 women's photo shoot and he's still over there, like posing on 775 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:19,320 the side, like along with him, but he doesn't know that he's 776 00:41:19,328 --> 00:41:21,718 doing it. They're like showing him and 777 00:41:21,726 --> 00:41:25,382 he's like doing like poses on the side still and like smiling 778 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:27,340 like he's on the camera with them. 779 00:41:27,348 --> 00:41:31,246 And it's like. You can't stop a you can't stop 780 00:41:31,246 --> 00:41:33,780 a shot. You can't. 781 00:41:33,788 --> 00:41:36,920 You can't stop a star from shining, honey. 782 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:40,450 You can't stop a charlatan in his tracks. 783 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:45,207 You can't stop a star from shining like Koda Brown. 784 00:41:45,215 --> 00:41:49,325 Nope, Nope, Nope. It was a lot to take in and 785 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,336 let's move on. We're only slightly traumatized. 786 00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:53,280 We're going to cut to the 787 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,760 streets of Las Vegas where the hookers are hanging out and the 788 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,080 drug dealers and hookers and the gamblers and hookers. 789 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,200 And the flashing lights. The flashing lights and Maddie's 790 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,480 walking these streets like a street Walker, like a hooker 791 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,880 with her two girlfriends, some bland girls who I don't care 792 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,240 about. Did you catch their names? 793 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,120 No, but they are all wearing matching black shirts and they 794 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,960 are strutting their stuff down the strip. 795 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,320 Oh. Strutting down the strip. 796 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,560 They all literally were wearing like matching black T-shirts. 797 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,320 They thought this was the cutest thing ever. 798 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,800 I probably would have thought the same if I was that age doing 799 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,920 that. While Maddie is strutting the 800 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,689 streets with her whore friends. 801 00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:36,600 We find out they're going to go zip lining these little. 802 00:42:36,608 --> 00:42:38,706 Whores. They are going to go zip lining, 803 00:42:38,706 --> 00:42:41,192 but Janelle, Kody and Maddie are also on the couch. 804 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,727 The producers are giving us some extra special insights into 805 00:42:44,735 --> 00:42:48,055 their delicate lives. Janelle tells us that she felt 806 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:51,362 like a failure as a mother when she was moving her children to 807 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:54,536 Las Vegas and she should have felt like a failure as a mother 808 00:42:54,536 --> 00:42:57,546 just a little bit. Maddie doesn't know if she wants 809 00:42:57,546 --> 00:43:00,465 to move back to Utah or not because she's made some friends, 810 00:43:00,465 --> 00:43:03,014 but she misses her life back in Utah. 811 00:43:03,022 --> 00:43:06,043 We're still talking about this. I don't want to talk about this. 812 00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:07,080 Do you want to talk about this? 813 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:13,480 They're just trying very hard to get emotions out of Maddie and 814 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,360 she's clenched up, like in her face. 815 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,880 She's not really giving them anything. 816 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,320 And you can tell that they're trying to get her to, like, 817 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:28,320 emote and make a thing on this couch and she's not doing it for 818 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,840 them. And she's probably burnt out, 819 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,960 you know, talking about it at this point. 820 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:39,400 They talk about drinking and partying and oh, she doesn't 821 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,600 drink. She's not going to screw up her 822 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,320 life. She's not a drinker. 823 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,920 They start talking about how she's not brainwashed by 824 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,160 religion and. Yeah, she doesn't want to get 825 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,520 sloppy. She doesn't want to be sloppy. 826 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,480 She does hang out with some people that drink, but that's 827 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:01,240 not her lifestyle. It's like they're trying to get 828 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,920 something out of her. And I kind of just feel bad for 829 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,200 her. Like she's a teenage girl and 830 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,120 she's sitting there with both of her parents and it just feels 831 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,080 really awkward. Like you said, her and her 832 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,680 horror friends go ziplining, which is like whatever, who 833 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,920 cares? Maddie's friends ask her if she 834 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,400 could be a polygamist when she grows up, would you be a 835 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,560 polygamist? And and what they fail to ask 836 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,280 is, oh, if you were back home, would you already be married 837 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,760 with children and your polygamist cult? 838 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,564 Instead they're like, oh, do you see yourself being a 839 00:44:37,564 --> 00:44:38,952 polygamist when you're an adult? 840 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,864 And she says no, she doesn't want to share her man and I 841 00:44:42,872 --> 00:44:44,640 don't blame her. I don't want to share my man. 842 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:46,464 I don't have a man. I don't even want a man and if I 843 00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:51,340 had one I wouldn't share him. When being compared to Leon, 844 00:44:51,348 --> 00:44:55,329 Maddie says that Leon is boring and so are their friends. 845 00:44:55,337 --> 00:44:59,760 She says Leon hangs out with a bunch of Mormons and I don't, 846 00:44:59,768 --> 00:45:03,174 which I love because Leon does look boring. 847 00:45:03,182 --> 00:45:06,772 Leon seems very boring. Yeah, she thinks that Leon will 848 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:08,966 have that lifestyle, like, for sure, right? 849 00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:12,104 Leon will be a polygamist without a doubt. 850 00:45:12,112 --> 00:45:17,070 They go back to the couch and Maddie is telling Kody and 851 00:45:17,078 --> 00:45:20,920 Janelle that she is not going to choose that lifestyle and that 852 00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:23,328 she is not choosing their religion. 853 00:45:23,336 --> 00:45:28,784 Like she's equating this lifestyle to the entire religion 854 00:45:28,784 --> 00:45:31,756 in general. And they're trying to tell her 855 00:45:31,764 --> 00:45:36,347 like, you can still be a part of our faith and not practice 856 00:45:36,355 --> 00:45:39,168 polygamy. But Maddie's equating polygamy 857 00:45:39,176 --> 00:45:42,574 and the the religion as the same thing. 858 00:45:42,582 --> 00:45:46,946 So it's a little confusing. And I do know that this is part 859 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:49,432 of their religion. They believe that being 860 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,045 polygamists gets them, you know, whatever they're going to get 861 00:45:54,053 --> 00:45:58,134 more from God than the rest of us fools. 862 00:45:58,142 --> 00:46:03,008 But it's interesting that Maddie's like including their 863 00:46:03,016 --> 00:46:07,738 religion as a whole and saying she's not going to be a part of 864 00:46:07,738 --> 00:46:09,560 that. Well, I suspect it's because 865 00:46:09,568 --> 00:46:13,148 they're part of a cult. And so she's probably just like, 866 00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:15,712 fuck this shit. Like, I don't want to be a part 867 00:46:15,712 --> 00:46:18,168 of it. Yeah, even if you're a part of a 868 00:46:18,168 --> 00:46:20,312 big normalized cult. I mean, when I was a teenager, I 869 00:46:20,312 --> 00:46:21,920 was like, I'm not doing this shit. 870 00:46:21,928 --> 00:46:24,146 So. You think she realized that at 871 00:46:24,154 --> 00:46:27,795 this point though, because she was just so sad about leaving 872 00:46:27,803 --> 00:46:29,810 Utah. It's only been a year and a 873 00:46:29,818 --> 00:46:31,500 half. Do you think that after only a 874 00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:34,800 year and a half you would be fully pulled out of it by that 875 00:46:34,808 --> 00:46:36,598 point? Well, I don't know how old she 876 00:46:36,606 --> 00:46:38,286 is, if she's like 16 or something. 877 00:46:38,294 --> 00:46:44,040 Then at 16, I thought my parents, church and whatever was 878 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,943 bogus. OK. 879 00:46:44,951 --> 00:46:48,360 So I don't know, we don't get an opportunity to hear Maddie's 880 00:46:48,368 --> 00:46:51,642 real feelings because once again, she is like you were 881 00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:55,040 saying, she was being kind of like coerced into having 882 00:46:55,048 --> 00:46:57,090 reaction. And so they were trying to get 883 00:46:57,098 --> 00:46:58,872 something. I don't really know what 884 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,067 Maddie's actual thoughts are here. 885 00:47:00,075 --> 00:47:03,600 Obviously Maddie's just not in love with the idea of being part 886 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,880 of the AUB, which is a cult, so. 887 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,160 Well, and they keep saying this entire time, all of the parents 888 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,640 keep saying that the children have a right to choose if they 889 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,920 want to be a part of the show or not. 890 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,394 And that's why some children are on the show more than others 891 00:47:16,394 --> 00:47:19,440 is because they're choosing to or not to participate. 892 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,160 But this whole scene and even the couch interview felt very 893 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,720 forced for her. Do they say that the kids don't 894 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,440 have to participate? Yeah, in the show. 895 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:34,520 Christine talks about it in her book, especially how each child 896 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,080 was able to make the decision on their own. 897 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,280 And that's why I like some of them are featured more than 898 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,880 others and some of them are sometimes and some of them are 899 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,520 not when they come in and out based on their feelings towards 900 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,040 being on the show. But this felt so forced almost 901 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,600 Like sure, maybe the little kids had that decision, but did the 902 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,840 older kids? I don't know if the older kids 903 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,080 had the same choice to participate or not. 904 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,200 I feel like that sounds like a later thing. 905 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,880 I don't know. I would assume that they didn't 906 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,800 feel like they had a choice. And even Kody at the end of 907 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,320 this, like, Couch interview says that he believes that religion 908 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,040 will keep the kids from the dark side. 909 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,960 And, like, that's how they end the, like, couch interview. 910 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,960 And it's just kind of like, all right, the dark side. 911 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,240 Sure. And. 912 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,320 Now we are going to be introduced to a new Sister Wives 913 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:29,760 character, however briefly. Robyn's cousin or sister? 914 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,960 No, her younger. Sister, her baby. 915 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,720 Sister Tara Lease. Tara Lease, her baby sister, is 916 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:40,400 going to be watching Saul. If they get the houses, Tara 917 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,720 lease is going to move in with Robyn. 918 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,600 Oh isn't that speed? Yep. 919 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,880 OK. And that's the end of that 920 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,040 scene. We're going to move on. 921 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,080 That's literally it. Well, I'm so glad we got 922 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,040 introduced to Tara Lease and I just love the name Tara Lease. 923 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,560 There's just something that sounds so not inbred about it. 924 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,040 Tara lease. Tara lease. 925 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,080 That's literally it. Tara Lease is Tara. 926 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,920 Elise is watching the children, or at least one child, so that 927 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,240 Robyn and Kody can go see a debt specialist. 928 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,480 Now, honey, how far away are we from the deadline for their 929 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,120 financing when they're going to see the debt specialist? 930 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,800 One week. One week. 931 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,760 One week. Seven days. 932 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,080 And the debt specialist, his name is Harry Jacobs. 933 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,560 And the reason I know it's Harry Jacobs is because Kody says 934 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,240 Harry Jacobs, you're our only hope. 935 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,400 His second Star Wars reference within like 2 minutes in the 936 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,040 show. What was the other one? 937 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,120 The dark side, that religion will keep them from the dark 938 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,520 side. And I got to say, I don't claim 939 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,600 him. I was going to say you were 940 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,120 touched in special. Places no, as a as an avid Star 941 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:57,920 Wars fan, we do not claim him. I denounce him from the Star 942 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,120 Wars fandom. Oh I feel like Kody is your own 943 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:06,360 personal Obi Wan Kenobi blood is boring. 944 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,446 Try to forget that you ever said that because my cat is named 945 00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:15,252 Obi Wan cat Nobi and he is far wiser than one Kody Brown 946 00:50:15,252 --> 00:50:17,760 could ever be. Don't worry, I'll distract you 947 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,200 with some Robyn stories. So Robyn was a single working 948 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,200 mother. She was a single mom. 949 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,480 I didn't know that. She was a she was a single 950 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,920 mother for years after she left her ex-husband. 951 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,200 He was so bad to her she had to leave. 952 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,520 And when she left she lived with her mother for nine months and 953 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040 she could never take care of her debt in those nine months. 954 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,920 She couldn't she couldn't do anything. 955 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,800 She couldn't get out of bed, she couldn't get in her car, she 956 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,440 couldn't walk down the street. Robyn is full of couldn't and 957 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,960 she could not, and she would not, and so she shan't. 958 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,800 Harry says that a few of these debts that are in collection 959 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:05,840 might be able to be deleted from her credit score. 960 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,480 And Robyn goes, it's a big deal that they may delete some debt 961 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,400 affecting my score, but. Oh, Harry Jacobs. 962 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,440 Here is the thing, Robyn, you're acting like they're just going 963 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,040 to delete your debt altogether. 964 00:51:21,048 --> 00:51:23,515 That is not what Harry Jacobs said. 965 00:51:23,523 --> 00:51:29,572 He said from your credit score, not just eliminating your debt. 966 00:51:29,572 --> 00:51:32,320 And she's acting like a dumb 967 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,040 ass, like she thinks, Oh my God, they're just going to forget 968 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,160 that I owe them money. Like no, they're going to delete 969 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,920 it from your credit score. If you probably pay a reduced 970 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,480 whatever like, they'll negotiate something, you pay it, they'll 971 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,440 remove it. Yeah. 972 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,880 Hopefully she got that figured out by the time it happened. 973 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,320 Who knows? Because it's Robyn. 974 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,600 Here's where we find out something truly interesting. 975 00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:01,720 Since all of this debt collection has started, she has 976 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:06,240 had three different last names and been off the radar, 977 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,360 according to Harry. And she just has to let us know 978 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,920 that it wasn't on purpose. It was to sever ties with my ex. 979 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:22,440 I wasn't trying to hide from the debt or outrun it, no. 980 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,640 Three different last names on her credit score? 981 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:32,160 Yep, she's divorced. Interestingly enough, we hear 982 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,280 her refer to her last name as Sullivan. 983 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,918 When she went to the lawyer when when she was at the front 984 00:52:36,918 --> 00:52:38,670 desk, they said, oh, and your name? 985 00:52:38,678 --> 00:52:41,828 And she said Sullivan, that's her ex or that I don't know what 986 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:44,075 name that is because. That must be her maiden. 987 00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:48,324 Her maiden. So I'm guessing it was her ex 988 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,720 maiden, then Brown. But is her last name Brown? 989 00:52:51,728 --> 00:52:53,480 She's not legally married to him. 990 00:52:53,488 --> 00:52:57,800 But she could legally change her last name if she wanted to. 991 00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:01,482 Yeah, so even though this sounds like, what kind of moron doesn't 992 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:03,720 know they have three names on their credit score? 993 00:53:03,728 --> 00:53:07,386 No, she did this on purpose. It's also like she could have 994 00:53:07,394 --> 00:53:10,308 three different last names and would it be the weirdest thing 995 00:53:10,316 --> 00:53:14,806 in the world? No, but it also is fishy. 996 00:53:14,814 --> 00:53:15,880 Agreed. It's like. 997 00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,566 Her story is this whole fucking episode. 998 00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:21,560 And Robyn talks about how she feels ashamed for having debt 999 00:53:21,568 --> 00:53:24,245 and collections. She feels so ashamed, but not 1000 00:53:24,253 --> 00:53:26,600 ashamed enough to do anything about it. 1001 00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:28,125 Just. Shamed. 1002 00:53:28,133 --> 00:53:32,228 Oh, every dime is to take care of the kids. 1003 00:53:32,236 --> 00:53:34,760 I was a single working mother and every dime was to take care 1004 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,540 of the kids. And I had to think about putting 1005 00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:38,530 food on the table. And those debt collectors, they 1006 00:53:38,530 --> 00:53:41,610 would call me and I would say to them, I have kids. 1007 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:43,974 I'm a single working mother. I can't. 1008 00:53:43,982 --> 00:53:46,470 Afford. Anything money for you, not even 1009 00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:47,870 a dime. I can't. 1010 00:53:47,878 --> 00:53:51,170 Afford anything but to put food on the table and have heat and 1011 00:53:51,178 --> 00:53:53,400 electricity. Oh, but she didn't even have 1012 00:53:53,408 --> 00:53:55,679 heat, Christopher. She had to light fires. 1013 00:53:55,687 --> 00:53:58,901 She had to light fires, keep her kids warm, and they even show us 1014 00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:01,475 a picture of one of them in front of a tiny little space 1015 00:54:01,483 --> 00:54:05,270 heater. Dayton sitting in front of a 1016 00:54:05,278 --> 00:54:08,596 space heater. They show a picture of it to try 1017 00:54:08,596 --> 00:54:10,000 to like, garner sympathy for us. 1018 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,160 But I wrote right here, she is straight up lying, not even 1019 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,160 crying. Yes, yes, lying and not even 1020 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,720 crying. She is a crier. 1021 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:22,200 We know she's a crier this entire time where she's telling 1022 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:26,240 this sob story about being a single working mother and she 1023 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,280 couldn't even pay a dime toward towards the creditors that were 1024 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,600 calling her constantly. And I didn't change my last name 1025 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,160 to avoid the creditors. I was answering the phone and I 1026 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,880 was telling him I was a single working mom. 1027 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,600 Bitch, we all know you'd be balling up a storm if that were 1028 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,840 true. We all know you'd be crying so 1029 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,685 hard right now if that was true. 1030 00:54:46,693 --> 00:54:49,900 Interesting when the tears form and when they don't, Yeah. 1031 00:54:49,908 --> 00:54:52,700 It's very, very convenient for her, isn't it? 1032 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:54,668 Yes. Yeah, My favorite detail, 1033 00:54:54,676 --> 00:54:58,522 though, about her trailer life was when she talks about making 1034 00:54:58,522 --> 00:55:00,600 the fires to keep her family warm. 1035 00:55:00,608 --> 00:55:06,480 I believe she says that she made fires in the oven, which I don't 1036 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,450 know. I can't put my hand on a Bible, 1037 00:55:09,450 --> 00:55:11,444 certainly not Kody's Bible and swear to that. 1038 00:55:11,452 --> 00:55:15,080 But I think she would have said made fires in the oven. 1039 00:55:15,088 --> 00:55:17,824 Like girl, she's a mess. She's. 1040 00:55:17,832 --> 00:55:20,679 Such a mess and. Even if she didn't say that, I'm 1041 00:55:20,679 --> 00:55:24,462 going to pretend she did. It was like, she said that she 1042 00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:30,280 had to make fires in something. And it's a lot of moms that 1043 00:55:30,288 --> 00:55:34,960 can't keep the heat on throughout the winter will heat 1044 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,152 their house with the stove. Yeah, which is very dangerous. 1045 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,420 It's actually like, super dangerous. 1046 00:55:41,428 --> 00:55:47,797 And so I have empathy for any mother that has to do that to 1047 00:55:47,805 --> 00:55:51,542 keep their children warm. I cannot even imagine being in 1048 00:55:51,550 --> 00:55:56,240 that type of a position, which is why I don't believe her 1049 00:55:56,248 --> 00:55:59,360 because she cries over everything and she is not doing 1050 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,760 it right now. And then they try to show us 1051 00:56:01,768 --> 00:56:04,300 that SOB picture of Dayton in front of a space heater. 1052 00:56:04,308 --> 00:56:07,384 And it's like you just told us you lit fires and you're showing 1053 00:56:07,384 --> 00:56:10,320 a picture of him in front of a space heater. 1054 00:56:10,328 --> 00:56:12,200 Totally different things. Robyn. 1055 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:15,072 A fucking liar. God, yeah. 1056 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,800 Back in the day, I mean, I'm not gonna say that there's photos of 1057 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,416 me sitting in front of a space heater, but there's probably 1058 00:56:21,424 --> 00:56:26,159 photos of me and my parents entryway next to like a a mobile 1059 00:56:26,159 --> 00:56:29,312 radiator heater, like one of those little oil ones. 1060 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,880 Like, it just looked like an aged photo, like an old photo of 1061 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,064 the time, like kids sitting in front of a space heater in the 1062 00:56:36,072 --> 00:56:38,240 winter in their trailer. Like, even if you have heat. 1063 00:56:38,248 --> 00:56:39,254 Yeah, like. He's smiling. 1064 00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:42,394 It's like a happy photo of him. It's not like he's sitting there 1065 00:56:42,394 --> 00:56:44,565 like a normal photo in a soup line. 1066 00:56:44,573 --> 00:56:48,942 Like, come on, I don't know, my kids have space heaters in their 1067 00:56:48,942 --> 00:56:52,408 rooms right now because we have, you know, that side of our 1068 00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:54,000 house is colder than the other side. 1069 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,440 So they get space heaters. And you know what I mean? 1070 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:02,164 It's like it's they're trying to make her story seem so sob 1071 00:57:02,164 --> 00:57:04,600 right now but she's not even sobbing, no. 1072 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,480 She's not even sobbing. Not sobbing, Robyn. 1073 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:12,480 Fishy, fishier than a dolphin. And she is probably going to try 1074 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,760 to claim that the reason that her stories are so fishy is 1075 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,400 because she was kidnapped by dolphins, which is not true. 1076 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,440 Which is not true. Which is just simply not true. 1077 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,240 We know that you didn't even swim with them. 1078 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,880 That was Meri. I wonder that was Meri. 1079 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,000 I wonder if she has dolphin accoutrement within her home, 1080 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,440 like if she has dolphin decor to keep our eyes peeled. 1081 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,040 I bet you that the Dolphins would denounce her just like I'm 1082 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,680 denouncing Kody from the Star Wars fandom. 1083 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,120 The Dolphins would be like, we don't want her. 1084 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,120 Yeah, what would they say? We don't want you stopping, 1085 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:52,240 Robyn, No. Now that they put their snoot 1086 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,200 and Meri special place, they don't want Robyn. 1087 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,440 Luckily we get to move on to Meri's house now. 1088 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,080 I'm not so sure that this is luckily, but we're moving on 1089 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,960 luckily. Luckily, luckily, luckily, 1090 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,800 luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily. 1091 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:15,520 Kody tells us that he is so proud of Leon because Leon is 1092 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,960 being entered into the National Honor Society, which is great. 1093 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,680 Apparently it's for smart people. 1094 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,600 I won't know anything about that, but they're going to go to 1095 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,040 a ceremony for Leon being inducted as a member to the 1096 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,640 National Honor Society. Now, you know. 1097 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,000 Cool. I guess it's about academic 1098 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,680 achievement or as a testing, who knows. 1099 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,520 You just have to make over certain grades, like in the 1100 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,600 semester to be on the honor roll. 1101 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,840 I was on it. What does that tell you is? 1102 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,360 The honor roll the same thing as National Honor Society though 1103 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,080 darling, I think these might be different. 1104 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,920 Things You're trying to diminish my accomplishments. 1105 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,920 Yes, I think that you're not part of the National Honor 1106 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,680 Society. I think you just got a little 1107 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,200 from your school, but I think these might be different things. 1108 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,360 I don't. Know well either way, Kody 1109 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:07,280 believes that Leon could be a doctor now because Leon made the 1110 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,040 National Honor Society, so that means that Leon could be a 1111 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,400 doctor. Thank God. 1112 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,400 And Leon is looking for post secondary schools with good 1113 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,200 medical programs of course. Well, lovely. 1114 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,745 Apparently, Utah's one of them. 1115 00:59:19,753 --> 00:59:21,736 Yeah, of course. So luckily for Leon. 1116 00:59:21,744 --> 00:59:25,160 I can go back to being a plague in Utah. 1117 00:59:25,168 --> 00:59:29,042 Of course, Leon always wanted to be a doctor, yadda yadda yadda. 1118 00:59:29,042 --> 00:59:30,760 Leon wants to return to Utah 1119 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,040 because that's where their people are. 1120 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,360 They're people. I can't wait for Leon to find 1121 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,920 out who their people really are because it's probably not a 1122 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,960 bunch of polygamists in Utah. No, and Leon is adamant. 1123 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:49,440 And Leon says flat out, I am going to have sister wives. 1124 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,160 Yeah, Leon has a lot of adamacy these days. 1125 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,520 A lot of gall. A lot of things going on with 1126 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,000 Leon. Leon hopes that Meri takes Robyn 1127 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,400 up on her surrogacy offer. So now we get to talk about the 1128 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,120 surrogacy. Thank God we've been waiting to 1129 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,600 hear about it again. Well, and we also had to get 1130 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,880 Leon's opinion on it finally, you know, because why not? 1131 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,258 We got to bring it up again for the second time in this 1132 01:00:15,258 --> 01:00:17,099 episode. Now, do you want to test your 1133 01:00:17,107 --> 01:00:20,848 acting chops here, honey, and give us Leon talking about how 1134 01:00:20,856 --> 01:00:23,027 Leon prayed every night. OK. 1135 01:00:23,035 --> 01:00:25,030 Are you ready for this? Ready. 1136 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:28,774 You can choose to be an empty nester. 1137 01:00:28,782 --> 01:00:33,174 I hope she picks Robyn up on her offer. 1138 01:00:33,182 --> 01:00:38,420 I've prayed every single night for another baby. 1139 01:00:38,428 --> 01:00:43,500 Now you have this choice, and if you choose not to, you're taking 1140 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:50,560 this away from all of us. Things would be better maybe. 1141 01:00:50,568 --> 01:00:55,784 Oh, that was great, honey. I think Leon would give you a 1142 01:00:55,792 --> 01:00:58,744 round of applause. Leon was angry. 1143 01:00:58,752 --> 01:01:02,840 Yeah, Leon was pissed. So angry, yeah. 1144 01:01:02,848 --> 01:01:07,358 Saying this. The anger on their face, I had 1145 01:01:07,366 --> 01:01:12,564 to point it out to Chris. During this, I paused it to 1146 01:01:12,572 --> 01:01:19,440 write notes and I was like, look at their face right now while 1147 01:01:19,448 --> 01:01:22,916 saying this. It's like straight up anger. 1148 01:01:22,924 --> 01:01:27,600 Yeah, not even sadness. It's like resentment and anger. 1149 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,760 That guilt inducing for sure. 1150 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,520 Like the goal was to make Meri feel like shit for sure. 1151 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:36,840 Oh yeah, definitely. And Meri says I haven't made a 1152 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,920 decision yet, I need a little more time to figure it out. 1153 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,120 And then Leon, just like, unplugs their mic pack and walks 1154 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,960 out because Leon is so distraught over not having a 1155 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,560 sibling. And it's such bullshit because 1156 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,840 Meri's saying that she hasn't made, I haven't made a decision 1157 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,560 yet is just pandering. It's pandering. 1158 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:03,880 I feel like Meri is trying so hard in this moment to pull the 1159 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:07,720 wool over Leon's eyes. And it's also not fair to Leon. 1160 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:11,600 And this is part of the reason that maybe Leon still believes 1161 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,920 this is a possibility and is so angry about it because the 1162 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:20,280 parents lie all of the time to the older kids. 1163 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,080 And this is probably one of those things that has been lied 1164 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:28,680 about time and time again. I think that Leon is angry with 1165 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:34,360 God about not having a sibling and doesn't understand it. 1166 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:40,280 And I thought when Leon was looking at Meri with such 1167 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:47,480 disdain, you little selfish bitch. 1168 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:55,320 Do you even realize how horrible this is for your mother? 1169 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,080 Do you realize what it's like to be pregnant? 1170 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,040 Do you realize what it's like to lose a baby? 1171 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,160 Do you realize what it is like for a woman in this religion to 1172 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:10,280 not be able to have as many children as they're supposedly 1173 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,800 supposed to have to make it to this point in heaven and feel 1174 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,247 like you're going to go to hell because you can't have 1175 01:03:17,247 --> 01:03:18,748 children? Fuck you. 1176 01:03:18,756 --> 01:03:23,060 And if I was their mother in that moment in time and they 1177 01:03:23,068 --> 01:03:27,235 were looking at me and talking to me like that, I probably 1178 01:03:27,243 --> 01:03:31,014 wouldn't have been trying to pander to them. 1179 01:03:31,022 --> 01:03:35,776 I probably would have been like, sit the fuck down and talk to me 1180 01:03:35,776 --> 01:03:39,012 with a little more respect. That's what I would have said. 1181 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:41,961 I'm I like, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. 1182 01:03:41,969 --> 01:03:46,124 That was ridiculous. And Meri just took it and then 1183 01:03:46,132 --> 01:03:48,495 started blubbering herself. Yeah, after Leon leaves Meri's, 1184 01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:50,858 like, this is more stress than I need. 1185 01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:55,040 It's like, yeah, Oh my God. That would be heartbreaking for 1186 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,849 a mother to like, realize that your child potentially hates you 1187 01:03:57,849 --> 01:04:01,472 so much for not being able to have children when it's not 1188 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,218 something you wanted for yourself. 1189 01:04:03,226 --> 01:04:07,445 Kody says that he agrees with Leon, blah blah, blah, blah 1190 01:04:07,453 --> 01:04:11,720 blah, and there's an element of that with Leon's behavior. 1191 01:04:11,728 --> 01:04:16,760 I think like that Leon sees the way that people talk to Meri, 1192 01:04:16,768 --> 01:04:19,922 particularly Kody, and feels the right to do so as well. 1193 01:04:19,930 --> 01:04:24,200 Leon's also like, OK, an only child in Meri's home in this 1194 01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:28,570 larger family. And there's an element to me of 1195 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,570 God. It's so tough because with their 1196 01:04:30,570 --> 01:04:32,590 cult religion, there's like this piousness, there's this, 1197 01:04:32,590 --> 01:04:34,848 you know, we're better than everybody else thing. 1198 01:04:34,856 --> 01:04:38,656 And I feel like that gets beat into their heads, especially 1199 01:04:38,664 --> 01:04:41,678 with someone like Leon, like I'm going to live this life. 1200 01:04:41,686 --> 01:04:44,036 I'm going to follow this thing. I'm going to follow the calling. 1201 01:04:44,036 --> 01:04:45,840 And I'm so this and I'm so that. 1202 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,320 And then my mom has this opportunity to have someone else 1203 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,080 have a child for her. And she's not taking it. 1204 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,360 Like it's like selfish of her not to even have more children. 1205 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,600 And it's like, my God, like you're such a fucking know it 1206 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,376 all and you're spoiled as shit. 1207 01:04:58,384 --> 01:05:02,560 Frankly, spoiled as shit. The know it all behavior, the 1208 01:05:02,568 --> 01:05:04,094 entitlement. Yeah, yeah. 1209 01:05:04,102 --> 01:05:09,939 The nose in the air about it. Kody's a bitch in this scene and 1210 01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:14,180 Leon's a bitch in this scene. Got 2 little bitches ganging up 1211 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:18,340 on our little mare bear about her womb yet again. 1212 01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:21,780 Our bear, Mare bear. Mirror Bear I just. 1213 01:05:21,788 --> 01:05:26,590 I so badly wish I could have like swooped into Meri's body 1214 01:05:26,598 --> 01:05:32,703 like the Holy Ghost and been like, Leon shut the fuck up, do 1215 01:05:32,703 --> 01:05:38,848 not talk to me this way or you're going to go to hell. 1216 01:05:38,856 --> 01:05:43,502 Like, God, I was so angry for Meri listening to that, and then 1217 01:05:43,502 --> 01:05:48,040 for Kody to jump on the bandwagon and join in after Leon 1218 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,958 left the room. I just, I don't know, I felt so 1219 01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:55,228 bad for Meri. It was bad. 1220 01:05:55,236 --> 01:05:59,984 Yeah, and not even our first forced child interview awkward 1221 01:05:59,992 --> 01:06:01,431 situation. Same thing with Maddie. 1222 01:06:01,439 --> 01:06:03,916 Like, I was like, we're going to set you on this couch and we're 1223 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,875 going to make you talk about this shit and it's going to be 1224 01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:08,016 unpleasant and we're going to film it and it's going to be on 1225 01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:09,540 national television. And then in the future, 2 1226 01:06:09,548 --> 01:06:11,862 deadbeat losers are going to talk about it on a podcast. 1227 01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:15,285 But Leon was hot to trot. Leon was hot to tear her mother 1228 01:06:15,285 --> 01:06:15,898 apart. Yeah. 1229 01:06:15,906 --> 01:06:20,390 About absolutely eager to do so. Can we move on from this 1230 01:06:20,398 --> 01:06:22,648 scarring experience? I don't know, I suppose my 1231 01:06:22,656 --> 01:06:24,672 cheeks are all hot. I do love it. 1232 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,800 But not in a good way. Being the Holy Spirit and 1233 01:06:27,808 --> 01:06:30,968 entering Meri's body. I mean, I wish I could have at 1234 01:06:30,976 --> 01:06:32,770 that point. Now which hole would you have 1235 01:06:32,778 --> 01:06:35,440 entered through? I'm going to say her left 1236 01:06:35,448 --> 01:06:36,508 nostril. Oh, the nostril. 1237 01:06:36,516 --> 01:06:39,902 Yeah, that maybe you're going to go for an ear, but nostril? 1238 01:06:39,910 --> 01:06:43,328 Nostrils are a little large, I feel like I would have entered 1239 01:06:43,336 --> 01:06:49,018 through one of them. Oh, just like Miss Frizzle. 1240 01:06:49,026 --> 01:06:52,881 Your nostril. I'm driving my school bus in 1241 01:06:52,889 --> 01:06:55,782 there, Holy Spirit. And I'm going to tell you while 1242 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,800 we're in here, what's wrong with your ovaries because I'm 1243 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,838 going to check it out in my magic school bus and I'm going 1244 01:07:00,838 --> 01:07:04,900 to teach the children what really happens with sexuality. 1245 01:07:04,908 --> 01:07:08,935 Anyway, moving on. You need sperm in here, that's 1246 01:07:08,943 --> 01:07:10,700 nothing to worry about, don't you? 1247 01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:16,188 Tavern is empty. Hello, hello, hello, hello. 1248 01:07:16,196 --> 01:07:19,760 See, this hymen is intact. It's been re intact. 1249 01:07:19,768 --> 01:07:22,336 It's been rebirthed. Rebirth regrown. 1250 01:07:22,344 --> 01:07:27,456 It's been regenerated. Yes, Hymen is re intact so 1251 01:07:27,464 --> 01:07:31,214 nothing's happening here kids. Got to go, God. 1252 01:07:31,222 --> 01:07:33,800 We're sick. Well, you know, but Meri's like, 1253 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,010 don't worry about that. Got plenty of sexual activity 1254 01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:40,740 happening with my husband. He's trying to impregnate me. 1255 01:07:40,748 --> 01:07:44,752 Pragante esto pragante. God, after this unfortunate 1256 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:49,444 incident with Leon on the couch, we're going to cut to all the 1257 01:07:49,452 --> 01:07:51,340 adults meeting with Mona at her office. 1258 01:07:51,348 --> 01:07:54,250 Oh so lovely. Mona Mona's office. 1259 01:07:54,258 --> 01:07:58,868 We had some interesting tidbits from Christine in this episode. 1260 01:07:58,868 --> 01:08:00,360 There's couch moments, there's 1261 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:04,120 on spot interview moments, there's things happening. 1262 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,760 And Christine says in one of these cutaways that she feels 1263 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,600 like a single mom ever since they moved to Vegas. 1264 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,000 She's just on her own with everything and this is not what 1265 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,880 she signed up for. She did not sign up to be a 1266 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,680 single mother with a baby on her hip stand in the front yard 1267 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,000 smoking a cigarette. No, she definitely did not. 1268 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,042 Truly, with that little head and that little hair and that 1269 01:08:25,042 --> 01:08:27,520 weird body. The cutest? 1270 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,156 I mean, very cute, but it does. 1271 01:08:30,163 --> 01:08:32,325 I'm just kidding. The visual of Christine holding 1272 01:08:32,325 --> 01:08:36,470 her and smoking in the yard like oh God, no, no, no, no, no. 1273 01:08:36,470 --> 01:08:37,359 Gosh, what's that? 1274 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:41,680 I stand very fronted in my own front yard with baby on my hip. 1275 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,200 Oh God. Christine's a red. 1276 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,560 Woman, we Can't Sing too much or they're going to come for us. 1277 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,399 Shit. Now Janelle says that she needs 1278 01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:52,279 to stay practical. What a shock. 1279 01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:54,960 Practical. Just worried that our dreams 1280 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:59,840 might be crushed. Now, Mona says, we never 1281 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,800 discussed what would happen if only three of you qualify for 1282 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,279 these loans. Now, remember I told you not to 1283 01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:10,319 make any late payments while we were gathering these things 1284 01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:12,560 together. And Christine's like, oh, I 1285 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,800 think I've missed a payment. Think I've missed a water 1286 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,600 payment. It's like, Oh my God, these 1287 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,359 people, they are literally trying to qualify for home 1288 01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:22,840 loans. And Christine's like, oh, I've 1289 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,834 never had to be responsible for paying my own bills, and I 1290 01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:26,075 think I missed a water payment. 1291 01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:29,399 He forgot about my water bill. Oh God, but I'm going to feel so 1292 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:32,979 bad if this is me. Oh really? 1293 01:09:32,988 --> 01:09:38,161 Kody is really mad about this? Kody is mad that she even 1294 01:09:38,169 --> 01:09:40,184 brought it up. Really, Christine? 1295 01:09:40,192 --> 01:09:45,439 Because that'd be the reason it's about Janelle and Robyn and 1296 01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,215 I. Is it motherfucker? 1297 01:09:48,223 --> 01:09:52,435 Well, it is funny because we know that they're in this 30 day 1298 01:09:52,435 --> 01:09:55,350 window of time, right? So is it? 1299 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:58,410 So can we blame Christine? I'm going to go with yes. 1300 01:09:58,418 --> 01:10:00,522 Should we? Probably not, but you know, like 1301 01:10:00,522 --> 01:10:04,082 logic would tell you if you missed your water bill, it's not 1302 01:10:04,082 --> 01:10:07,274 going to like be determined late and sent to a collector and 1303 01:10:07,274 --> 01:10:08,800 all this stuff in like 30 days. 1304 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,640 But in her mind, she's scared. She's never paid the bills 1305 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,520 before. We just heard about that earlier 1306 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,200 in the episode. And how the world works. 1307 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,920 It's her first. Time paying the bills on her 1308 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,840 own. Janelle's not doing it anymore 1309 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,120 for her good. Lord. 1310 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,760 So she did this horrible thing, Yeah. 1311 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,760 And then Kody, everyone. 'S going to be fucked because of 1312 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,920 Christine. Well, Kody gets mad at her for 1313 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,880 even bringing it up like she's selfish for thinking it would be 1314 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,120 her that would cause the problem. 1315 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,000 And I thought it was that he was pointing out like, you're an 1316 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,600 idiot, like you missed a water bill. 1317 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,600 It's not going to derail you from buying a home. 1318 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:44,000 But no, I think he was looking at her like you're selfish for 1319 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,440 thinking it could be you that would be the problem here. 1320 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,120 Either way, Christine is the problem. 1321 01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,840 Then Mona is like, I'm going to pull out a piece of paper, I'm 1322 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:53,986 going to pull out the paperwork. 1323 01:10:53,994 --> 01:10:57,585 She's got her papers in front of her and she's going to drag this 1324 01:10:57,585 --> 01:10:59,555 out for production, which I appreciate. 1325 01:10:59,563 --> 01:11:02,240 Got to give Mona her flowers. I appreciate. 1326 01:11:02,248 --> 01:11:05,941 It like who's getting the roses here bachelor style? 1327 01:11:05,949 --> 01:11:08,303 Who's getting approval? Who's? 1328 01:11:08,311 --> 01:11:11,995 Gonna get pre approval, not even approval pre approval. 1329 01:11:12,003 --> 01:11:15,498 Like drawing it out like Survivor style. 1330 01:11:15,506 --> 01:11:17,794 Who's getting voted off the island? 1331 01:11:17,802 --> 01:11:20,800 Like we've got, well, we probably do have an entire 1332 01:11:20,808 --> 01:11:23,128 season of this. Look where we ended at Season 3 1333 01:11:23,128 --> 01:11:26,054 and then at 4:00. So the end of at the end of 1334 01:11:26,062 --> 01:11:29,015 Season 5, we're sitting at bonus table doing paperwork. 1335 01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:33,280 Talking about surrogacy, No, not at bonus table, but at every 1336 01:11:33,288 --> 01:11:37,360 other fucking table. They're moving at a snail's pace 1337 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,470 here. The first document. 1338 01:11:39,478 --> 01:11:40,882 Oh. Chris, I would like to point 1339 01:11:40,890 --> 01:11:42,470 out, they're not moving at a snail's pace. 1340 01:11:42,478 --> 01:11:45,464 They're moving at a slug's pace because they don't have a shell, 1341 01:11:45,464 --> 01:11:48,632 they don't have homes. So moving at a slug's pace is 1342 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,614 more like it. Just saying. 1343 01:11:50,622 --> 01:11:53,900 Thank you for clarifying. For the record, the first 1344 01:11:53,908 --> 01:11:57,792 documents handed are handed to Janelle and Janelle. 1345 01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:01,896 It's approved. And Janelle is surprised. 1346 01:12:01,904 --> 01:12:07,626 She is like wow, wow, wow. Well, first it's Meri and Kody 1347 01:12:07,634 --> 01:12:09,428 and everyone was like wow. We knew that. 1348 01:12:09,436 --> 01:12:10,909 That's right, Meri and Kody were first. 1349 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:13,850 Well, we forget about it because it was just like a gift here. 1350 01:12:13,858 --> 01:12:15,820 You go. And that's why I don't 1351 01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:18,520 understand why Kody was like throwing it in Christine's face, 1352 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,336 like, oh, you're not the one to wear because she was. 1353 01:12:21,344 --> 01:12:24,370 Annoyed that she didn't get the comp, she didn't comprehend that 1354 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:27,294 one water payment miss does not derail your credit in 30 I. 1355 01:12:27,294 --> 01:12:27,960 Don't believe that. 1356 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,417 I think he thought she was being selfish by bringing herself 1357 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,126 up. Listen, the proof is in the 1358 01:12:32,134 --> 01:12:34,488 pudding. Either way, Meri and Kody get 1359 01:12:34,496 --> 01:12:39,120 approved, Janelle gets approved, and Janelle is just like 1360 01:12:39,128 --> 01:12:41,418 Hallelujah. Wow, wow. 1361 01:12:41,426 --> 01:12:48,228 Who gets the next draw? Christine is next on the list of 1362 01:12:48,228 --> 01:12:52,668 document recipients and the paper is slid to her and Mona 1363 01:12:52,676 --> 01:12:57,435 says you are approved. And Christine tells us about her 1364 01:12:57,435 --> 01:12:59,280 feelings. I missed the beginning. 1365 01:12:59,288 --> 01:13:02,267 I feel like she is like a little. 1366 01:13:02,275 --> 01:13:04,534 She was. Drugged up right now, she's all. 1367 01:13:04,534 --> 01:13:05,200 Over the place. 1368 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,440 She she probably is drugged up. 1369 01:13:07,448 --> 01:13:11,040 She's maybe this was that one week she was addicted to pills. 1370 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,240 Maybe, yeah, maybe. 1371 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,280 Maybe she had one beer before this. 1372 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,720 Yeah, she might have had her one beer. 1373 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:20,760 Her one cider Christine feels like she's been failing a lot 1374 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,960 right now. Yes, she's overweight, she can't 1375 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,760 lose weight. She's failed at that. 1376 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:26,994 She's been overweight her whole. 1377 01:13:27,002 --> 01:13:28,550 Life. She's been overweight her whole 1378 01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:31,480 life and so being approved for this was huge. 1379 01:13:31,488 --> 01:13:35,670 It was huge, she says. Oh God. 1380 01:13:35,678 --> 01:13:40,270 Cut to Kody's healing cold sore. That's like. 1381 01:13:40,278 --> 01:13:45,968 That's the next thing I noticed. Also, OK, Kody's cold sore, but 1382 01:13:45,968 --> 01:13:49,340 then we've got Christina's Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 1383 01:13:49,348 --> 01:13:52,180 over there on the couch. Oh yeah, why? 1384 01:13:52,188 --> 01:13:56,400 Is her nose so fucking? Red, she's just so worked up, I 1385 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,480 think that her nose is so that happens to me too. 1386 01:13:59,488 --> 01:14:02,464 Sometimes and it's about being fat her whole life and then 1387 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:06,031 missing a water bell. Like all of this adds up to like 1388 01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:09,849 bright Red Nose. I mean, I am pale. 1389 01:14:09,857 --> 01:14:17,183 I'm a pale pasty girl this time of year, living in the northern 1390 01:14:17,183 --> 01:14:18,360 hemisphere. OK. 1391 01:14:18,368 --> 01:14:23,870 No, sunshine, I feel her on the bright red burning face in 1392 01:14:23,878 --> 01:14:27,254 moments where you wish it didn't happen, Maybe not quite so much. 1393 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:28,160 Knock on wood. 1394 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,640 I fucking hope not that bright red Rudolph knows. 1395 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:37,080 But oh God, the thing that really, truly just got me going 1396 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:41,080 in this moment was the small, tiny violins that we're playing. 1397 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,200 Well, this is it. I was going to say you the 1398 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:47,480 dramatic music because now we're going to move on to wife #4. 1399 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,680 And there's like angels with their tiny little hands playing 1400 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:55,840 tiny little violins. The saddest? 1401 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,840 Meaning their tiny little voices. 1402 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:06,200 And then Robyn says I didn't want my past marriage to affect 1403 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,440 this family. I'm just. 1404 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:12,360 Waiting for the blow. Wait. 1405 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:18,720 Waiting for the blow and Mona says and Robyn, and then they 1406 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,920 get the shriek sound effect that they always do and we cut to 1407 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:25,200 commercial break. So many eye rolls from Robyn 1408 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,160 during all of this, by the way. 1409 01:15:27,168 --> 01:15:29,698 Eye rolls from. Robyn yeah. 1410 01:15:29,706 --> 01:15:34,430 So many like, like, exasperated eye rolls. 1411 01:15:34,438 --> 01:15:38,686 So did so girl, so probably. So she's doing these like, 1412 01:15:38,694 --> 01:15:40,074 exasperated like. Irritated. 1413 01:15:40,082 --> 01:15:44,728 Like what would you do? Like these just automatic. 1414 01:15:44,736 --> 01:15:50,556 Like humph, like I roll moments like drama, playing it up, 1415 01:15:50,564 --> 01:15:55,600 waiting for the blow. Didn't all my past marriage do 1416 01:15:55,608 --> 01:15:58,490 affect this family again? So after the commercial break, 1417 01:15:58,498 --> 01:16:02,823 we come back and Robyn's still talking and she's like, I was 1418 01:16:02,831 --> 01:16:07,169 living. All of the old hurts came to the 1419 01:16:07,169 --> 01:16:09,360 surface. They did. 1420 01:16:09,368 --> 01:16:14,300 If I don't get approved, we're still getting these houses. 1421 01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:19,430 I don't care what happens. I'll do whatever it takes. 1422 01:16:19,438 --> 01:16:22,103 Chris is grabbing his tits right now. 1423 01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:28,755 And that's when I was imagining it going She'll do whatever it 1424 01:16:28,763 --> 01:16:31,492 takes. She'll show off that shoulder. 1425 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:36,144 She'll let her ankle and her knee dance in front of a man for 1426 01:16:36,144 --> 01:16:38,552 some money. She'll walk the streets. 1427 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,096 She will sell smack to the children on the playground. 1428 01:16:42,104 --> 01:16:46,540 But she won't get a job. But she will sell her body. 1429 01:16:46,548 --> 01:16:49,885 She will sell her drugs. She will offer her children to 1430 01:16:49,893 --> 01:16:54,259 sell their bodies and drugs. But she will not get a job to 1431 01:16:54,267 --> 01:16:56,980 make this happen. But she'll do whatever it takes. 1432 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,600 I'll do whatever it takes, but 1433 01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,840 not work. Except for work. 1434 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:06,440 Yeah, and Mona says. And Robyn ellipsis, you are 1435 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:09,200 approved. Kody goes for real. 1436 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,360 This. For real. 1437 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:15,320 For real. Kody's in shock, Robyn says. 1438 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,852 I'm framing this piece of paper. 1439 01:17:17,860 --> 01:17:22,485 I want to see that framed piece of paper right now in your 1440 01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:24,696 current home you dumb bitch. You dumb bitch. 1441 01:17:24,704 --> 01:17:28,707 She's like, oh I know it's in tote #732 in Kody's second 1442 01:17:28,715 --> 01:17:31,846 garage. Like, Oh my God, she's a 1443 01:17:31,854 --> 01:17:34,256 hoarder. She's a hoarder. 1444 01:17:34,264 --> 01:17:38,038 So this is, she has so many pieces of paper framed all from 1445 01:17:38,038 --> 01:17:41,040 like debt relief and people doing things for her. 1446 01:17:41,048 --> 01:17:43,810 This is such a special moment for me. 1447 01:17:43,818 --> 01:17:45,930 It's my first piece of chewing gum. 1448 01:17:45,938 --> 01:17:50,189 It's when I avoided having to be a prostitute to pay for my. 1449 01:17:50,197 --> 01:17:53,470 Home. Oh my gosh. 1450 01:17:53,478 --> 01:17:55,336 Oh. My God. 1451 01:17:55,344 --> 01:17:59,459 Oh, this woman. She's for sure that mom that has 1452 01:17:59,459 --> 01:18:02,980 her children's baby teeth in a jar somewhere. 1453 01:18:02,988 --> 01:18:05,840 For real. For real. 1454 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:09,080 For real. Yes, for real, Kody. 1455 01:18:09,088 --> 01:18:11,587 My God. And then they show salt chewing 1456 01:18:11,587 --> 01:18:17,080 on a sharpie. I missed fall chewing on a 1457 01:18:17,088 --> 01:18:18,000 sharpie. I'm like. 1458 01:18:18,008 --> 01:18:21,116 Why do they show these? Things they're like these 1459 01:18:21,124 --> 01:18:22,600 parents aren't neglectful. Here's. 1460 01:18:22,608 --> 01:18:23,720 A. Here's an. 1461 01:18:23,728 --> 01:18:26,740 Inventor baby chewing. They did a close up of him 1462 01:18:26,748 --> 01:18:29,592 chewing on the end of a sharpie like a closed sharpie. 1463 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,538 Oh. God. 1464 01:18:30,546 --> 01:18:33,646 But it's like, what, you doing them dirty? 1465 01:18:33,654 --> 01:18:36,774 Like every parent knows that their kids aren't. 1466 01:18:36,782 --> 01:18:39,556 Yeah, chewing on dumb shit every now and then. 1467 01:18:39,564 --> 01:18:42,954 But why are you zoning in on that right now during this 1468 01:18:42,962 --> 01:18:44,684 scene? Like, my goodness. 1469 01:18:44,692 --> 01:18:49,940 They just said to show Robyn is mom of the year. 1470 01:18:49,948 --> 01:18:53,680 Playing with that dangling necklace, chewing on A sharp 1471 01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:57,440 Chewing on a sharp B. Thank you, I can see I'm having 1472 01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:00,765 a positive effect on you. We've got a lot of marbles in 1473 01:19:00,773 --> 01:19:04,920 our mouth right this episode. Mona tells everyone that they 1474 01:19:04,928 --> 01:19:09,381 can start construction in five weeks if they get all of their 1475 01:19:09,389 --> 01:19:13,600 contracts in a row and make all of their construction 1476 01:19:13,608 --> 01:19:16,720 selections. She says something along the 1477 01:19:16,728 --> 01:19:20,305 lines of she well, she summoned the Holy Spirit. 1478 01:19:20,313 --> 01:19:23,080 She she mentioned you, Kimber. She. 1479 01:19:23,088 --> 01:19:27,158 Sure did. And she said I'm going to have 1480 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:31,416 Kimber show up at your home. She says I hope that I put the 1481 01:19:31,424 --> 01:19:36,300 fear of God in them. Yes, hopefully they still need 1482 01:19:36,308 --> 01:19:39,934 the pre approval come closing. Yes. 1483 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:42,166 That's what they all have forgotten. 1484 01:19:42,174 --> 01:19:45,960 Here, right, so they got it's like Abby Lee Miller always 1485 01:19:45,968 --> 01:19:50,055 says, it's one thing to get to the top, it's another thing to 1486 01:19:50,063 --> 01:19:53,880 stay at the top so. Like, don't get kicked in the 1487 01:19:53,888 --> 01:19:54,720 teeth, ladies. So. 1488 01:19:54,728 --> 01:19:58,344 It's one thing to get your credit score up to 600 and get a 1489 01:19:58,344 --> 01:20:00,866 pre approval letter. It's another to maintain your 1490 01:20:00,874 --> 01:20:04,354 600 credit score and get an approval when the loan is 1491 01:20:04,362 --> 01:20:07,470 closing. So Christine, stop missing your 1492 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:10,818 water bills. Yeah, and Robyn get to walk in 1493 01:20:10,826 --> 01:20:12,810 those streets. Get to St. 1494 01:20:12,818 --> 01:20:17,600 Walk in you dumb whore. You dumb hussy, you hooker. 1495 01:20:17,608 --> 01:20:21,130 Oh, sorry, hookers out there. I don't mean to disparage. 1496 01:20:21,138 --> 01:20:22,880 I don't want to compare you to Robyn Brown. 1497 01:20:22,888 --> 01:20:27,330 I believe they call themselves sex workers now, so Robyn's on a 1498 01:20:27,330 --> 01:20:29,503 different level. We can call her a hooker. 1499 01:20:29,511 --> 01:20:31,127 We. Can call Robyn a hooker? 1500 01:20:31,135 --> 01:20:32,750 Yes. Kody asks. 1501 01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:37,109 Can we be in by Christmas? And Mona says, believe me, if he 1502 01:20:37,109 --> 01:20:40,834 can do it, he will. Yeah, the builder would like 1503 01:20:40,842 --> 01:20:43,380 that. Yeah, well, he wants his money. 1504 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:44,080 Yeah, honey. 1505 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:47,920 Yeah, he'll try to build it. If it means that the loan 1506 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,600 clears, he'll do his best. I don't think he'll be taking 1507 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:58,200 any blowies from old cold sore over there, but you know, maybe. 1508 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,960 Blowies from old cold sore to pay for it, Yes. 1509 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,040 Oh, that's a good one. Blowies from old cold sore. 1510 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,160 You really topped yourself. Although it really was Kody in 1511 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:14,000 this episode that had the cold sore healing. 1512 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,200 But it was a gift from Robyn. Yeah. 1513 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,360 And this coming from the Holy Spirit. 1514 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,640 I mean, it's all she could afford to give him, so he might 1515 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,760 as well take. It right she's like honey, you 1516 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,840 know I can't work, but I can give you a cold sore. 1517 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:29,480 Give me some herp. On your lerp. 1518 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,600 Oh, God, now we're going to cut to the whole family. 1519 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,480 We're going to have better Times Now, Kimber. 1520 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:38,520 Better times. Sorry, the family is going to go 1521 01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:42,200 visit the cul-de-sac because once again, we've got another 1522 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,960 benchmark met. This is really important to the 1523 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,760 kids. Oh yeah, that they got pre 1524 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,640 approval. So now they're going to drag 1525 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:52,800 them all to the development to go look at a model home, which 1526 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:56,400 is actually cute as a child. I would love to go see a model 1527 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,120 home. Well. 1528 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,080 What are you talking about? To have the privilege of seeing 1529 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:05,120 OK. Meri, let's just say. 1530 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:11,120 I just mean, if my parents were doing this and we were put in 1531 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:15,280 the minivan and driven to a place and told leave the snow 1532 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:19,812 kites in the car and get outside and go into this thing, this 1533 01:22:19,812 --> 01:22:21,798 is what we're going to build you. 1534 01:22:21,806 --> 01:22:24,504 I'd be like, that's cool. I would like it. 1535 01:22:24,512 --> 01:22:27,375 Kody says that he thought he that they should have sedated 1536 01:22:27,383 --> 01:22:31,085 all the children before they got there so that they didn't break 1537 01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:33,526 anything, and I can relate. Yeah, yeah. 1538 01:22:33,534 --> 01:22:36,752 There are times that I wish I could sedate my children. 1539 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:41,110 But and there's like 437 of them, so it's like, oh thing. 1540 01:22:41,118 --> 01:22:43,886 God, I can't even imagine. No. 1541 01:22:43,894 --> 01:22:46,268 It's like a school trip, but it's just them going to look at 1542 01:22:46,268 --> 01:22:49,103 their model home. They go to the old kids on the 1543 01:22:49,111 --> 01:22:50,664 couch. The old kids. 1544 01:22:50,672 --> 01:22:53,741 The oldest kids, yeah. Yep, they show them on the couch 1545 01:22:53,741 --> 01:22:57,040 and all of their back and forth of if they think that this 1546 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,875 is real or not and if they believe that this is going to 1547 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:02,080 happen or not. And they're hamming in awe and 1548 01:23:02,088 --> 01:23:04,260 like the whole family does all the time. 1549 01:23:04,268 --> 01:23:07,944 Yeah, and how things often don't work out for them, but they 1550 01:23:07,952 --> 01:23:11,230 think this one will. The vibe overall is, you know 1551 01:23:11,238 --> 01:23:15,640 what, I can see this shit storm coming together into a ticky 1552 01:23:15,648 --> 01:23:18,300 tacky build. A great home for us in a 1553 01:23:18,308 --> 01:23:20,880 development in Las Vegas. You know, right? 1554 01:23:20,888 --> 01:23:23,020 Dream big, dream high, dream wide. 1555 01:23:23,028 --> 01:23:26,520 Those dung beetles are rolling the dung together for once and 1556 01:23:26,528 --> 01:23:29,624 this shit storm or. Whatever we saw that, we heard 1557 01:23:29,632 --> 01:23:31,660 it in the filming. Cicadas. 1558 01:23:31,668 --> 01:23:33,562 Cicadas. Cicadas, Thank you. 1559 01:23:33,570 --> 01:23:38,680 There was they were showing an outside shot and it was like, 1560 01:23:38,688 --> 01:23:41,820 like, Oh my God. Yeah. 1561 01:23:41,828 --> 01:23:44,907 Minnesota in July. Oh my gosh. 1562 01:23:44,915 --> 01:23:48,296 Now all the family arrives, they all get out of all their 1563 01:23:48,304 --> 01:23:50,956 vehicles, they're all holding the ropes so no one gets lost on 1564 01:23:50,956 --> 01:23:54,000 the way into the model home. And they're all looking around 1565 01:23:54,008 --> 01:23:56,320 and the kids have enthusiasm. They're excited. 1566 01:23:56,328 --> 01:23:59,160 They're, you know, looking in rooms. 1567 01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:04,882 They show Little Truly little gangly tall Truly with her wispy 1568 01:24:04,882 --> 01:24:08,061 little blonde hairs. She's so cute. 1569 01:24:08,069 --> 01:24:10,717 Little truly scrumptious, looking like she's somehow 1570 01:24:10,725 --> 01:24:13,440 elderly and a small child at the same time. 1571 01:24:13,448 --> 01:24:15,358 Right, like. She should be in a nursing home. 1572 01:24:15,358 --> 01:24:16,520 They put her in such like 1573 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:21,600 overtly feminine girly little clothes, probably because of the 1574 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:24,840 lack of hair, that it's like, OK, Yep, this is a little girl. 1575 01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:27,240 She literally looks like she's wearing a little old lady outfit 1576 01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,040 like. Old. 1577 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,520 Women wear when they're like, got up and got my coffee. 1578 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:33,320 I'm going to do my crossword this morning. 1579 01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:36,589 But I immediately just was like, Oh my gosh, I want to like 1580 01:24:36,589 --> 01:24:40,280 hold her and also like. She's very hot, yeah. 1581 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:43,680 Get out of here with that. Every time that I see truly I'm 1582 01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,880 just like, Oh my God, stop with the cuteness because I can't 1583 01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:48,960 with that little bald fluffy head. 1584 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:50,640 Yeah. Truly scrumptious. 1585 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,000 Anyway. When the family goes outside, 1586 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,440 Kody tells all the moms to go where their homes will be on 1587 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,320 their properties. Go to your spots. 1588 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,280 Go to your spots. Go to your spots. 1589 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,720 And then the kids follow them. At some point one of them says, 1590 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,164 I have an extra child over here. 1591 01:25:06,172 --> 01:25:10,058 Did you see who that was? Maybe one of Robyn's girls or. 1592 01:25:10,066 --> 01:25:14,266 Yeah, I love how one of one of the four wives had an extra 1593 01:25:14,274 --> 01:25:16,181 child with her and was making a joke about it. 1594 01:25:16,189 --> 01:25:17,126 It doesn't even. Matter. 1595 01:25:17,134 --> 01:25:20,915 I was more distracted by the fact that Kody, in a voiceover 1596 01:25:20,923 --> 01:25:23,720 was saying they've really bought into it here. 1597 01:25:23,728 --> 01:25:26,000 Yeah. And then he says. 1598 01:25:26,008 --> 01:25:28,749 I feel like yelling Hallelujah. Yes, what a relief. 1599 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:32,300 What a blessing. I feel like yelling Hallelujah 1600 01:25:32,308 --> 01:25:36,472 and then after the episode wrapped I was singing 1601 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:41,120 Hallelujah. I mean. 1602 01:25:41,128 --> 01:25:43,822 On repeat. They ended it at the cul-de-sac 1603 01:25:43,822 --> 01:25:45,640 yet again with all the children. 1604 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:49,760 With all the children. End of Season 3. 1605 01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:55,200 End of Season 4. Beginning of Season 5. 1606 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,760 Yes, yes. All the children in the. 1607 01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,680 Will they be in their homes by Christmas? 1608 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,560 Will they, won't they? Will they? 1609 01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:04,440 Won't they? Well, if Kimber is the Holy 1610 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,680 Spirit has anything to do with it, they will not. 1611 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,960 Nope, all that I have come to the conclusion of at the end of 1612 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,720 this episode is that you and I are the ones that are probably 1613 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:18,560 going to hell all the judging. No, no. 1614 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,480 I'm fine. It's good company, darlin. 1615 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:24,120 It's good company. You'd rather be in hell with you 1616 01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,360 than in heaven with Kody Brown, Probably. 1617 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,080 Leon will be there being like you're wrong and terrible. 1618 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,320 Oh God, oh God. Be out of here. 1619 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:37,680 The judgement, the cruelty. We've come to the point of our 1620 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:45,280 episode where we have to, by law, say who is our mustard seed 1621 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,880 and who is our shit stain? I because you are a woman and 1622 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:52,040 because I am a traditionalist and I have a penis. 1623 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:56,920 You're going to go first. But I'm a big Kody Brown fan, so 1624 01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:02,720 I'm going to go first with my Mustard Seed and my Mustard Seed 1625 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:05,320 this week. I wasn't prepared to go first. 1626 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:06,760 I was actually going to. Give it to you. 1627 01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,680 I know you were, that's why I did that to. 1628 01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:11,560 Cruel world. It's a cruel world. 1629 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:15,240 Oh gosh, who's my mustard? Seed men, you guys just get the 1630 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:17,400 shit out of the stick all the time. 1631 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,160 I know, I know, it's true. It's true. 1632 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:24,200 I think I'm going to give my mustard seed this episode to 1 1633 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:27,520 Meri Brown. Meri Brown has been through the 1634 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,240 wringer. She has been put through the 1635 01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:32,120 wringer again and she went through that wringer 1/3 time 1636 01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:35,040 and then the Holy Spirit showed up and shoved itself in her 1637 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:37,480 nostril and put her through the wringer 1/4 time. 1638 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:40,280 Checked out her ovaries. Said there's nothing happening 1639 01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:45,360 in here. This vagina is dry and Meri was 1640 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:48,760 not treated well by her child. Meri was not treated well by her 1641 01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:52,160 husband. This is a theme and I feel bad 1642 01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:54,800 for one Meri Brown, so I'm giving her my mustard seed. 1643 01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:56,960 Not because she did anything positive. 1644 01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:58,640 Did she do anything positive this episode? 1645 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:02,240 She didn't talk much. I was going to say all she had 1646 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:06,040 to do was kind of defend herself and whatever. 1647 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:09,400 So yeah, I'm going to give my mustard seed to Meri because she 1648 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:12,360 was maybe the least idiotic. Let's go with that. 1649 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,520 Yeah. Who's your mustard seed, 1650 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:17,360 darling? This is a tough one for me 1651 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:22,640 because everybody did some shit to piss me off, which they 1652 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,517 always do, but I feel like this one was particularly like, Oh 1653 01:28:26,517 --> 01:28:34,671 my God, my mustard seed is going to Maddie for not giving into 1654 01:28:34,671 --> 01:28:41,440 the bullshit and being kind of a hard ass when it came to the 1655 01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:45,800 interview, 'cause it was very apparent that they were trying 1656 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:49,680 to get emotion and milk an interview out of Maddie. 1657 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:55,360 And they did do a cute scene with Maddie and her friends and 1658 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,480 she kept it clean. She kept it cute. 1659 01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:02,080 And I probably would have at that age, been wearing matching 1660 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:06,044 T-shirts with my girls, too, and strutting stuff down the 1661 01:29:06,044 --> 01:29:10,474 street, you know, being all cute and then playing hard ass in 1662 01:29:10,474 --> 01:29:15,080 the confessional situation. So I'm going to give her my 1663 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,320 mustard seed because I think that they tried to play her 1664 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:19,040 dirty and she didn't let them. Yeah. 1665 01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:22,560 I agree with that. Well once again I am the man. 1666 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,280 I have a penis so I should go first. 1667 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:27,080 OK, fair enough. And I'm going to give my shit 1668 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:32,360 stain to 1 Miss Robyn Brown, Robyn Sullivan, Robyn Jessup, 1669 01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:35,280 Robyn. Whatever else her last name 1670 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:40,360 could be on her credit report. Oh Robyn, where do I even start? 1671 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:47,440 The lies, the fraud, the laziness, the mental incapacity, 1672 01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:51,840 everything about it. Everything about her. 1673 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:57,400 This episode was so gross to me, particularly the lying. 1674 01:29:57,800 --> 01:29:59,840 Obviously, lying about the past is a broad. 1675 01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:01,680 Stroke Egregious. Just egregious. 1676 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:06,440 It's it is terrible, but then what gets me even more is then 1677 01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:09,800 the current day. Oh, I don't want this to affect 1678 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:13,120 my family, the things that happened to me in the past. 1679 01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:18,767 It's like your past, your life, the life hasn't just happened 1680 01:30:18,767 --> 01:30:21,040 to you, Robyn. And there's something about 1681 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:23,920 people that approach life where everything is just life 1682 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:26,960 happening to them, where they don't, they don't take any 1683 01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,920 ownership for anything. And life does throw curveballs 1684 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:31,440 to us. There are things that are out of 1685 01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,800 our control, but that's not everything. 1686 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:37,320 And she makes it sound like it's everything and it's not. 1687 01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,800 And her past choices she's having ramifications for and she 1688 01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:44,960 wants to make it sound like she doesn't want it to affect the 1689 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:47,240 family. I feel like as as a way to 1690 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:50,920 elicit them to do more for her and to solve her problems for 1691 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,480 her. Yeah, and it's ridiculous. 1692 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:55,560 Like leave it down to two weeks, one week, whatever. 1693 01:30:55,560 --> 01:31:01,240 Like you had the capability to do way more before all of this. 1694 01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,600 You could have been going to your sister wives and saying, 1695 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:09,240 hey, can you guys help me with like Saul or whoever, and I need 1696 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:11,200 to go and take care of some things so that we can get this 1697 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,600 done. No, she obviously didn't do 1698 01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:15,080 that. She waited until somebody came 1699 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:18,160 to her and said, no, you need to handle this situation. 1700 01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:23,840 I just think that she was trying to sell a bill of lies this 1701 01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:29,640 entire episode. The lack of tears shows the 1702 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,920 level of manipulation because usually the tears would be 1703 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:38,520 flowing, flowing, flowing. It's so phony and there's 1704 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:43,440 something gross going on. And I think that she manipulated 1705 01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:45,000 this family into bringing her in. 1706 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:50,680 And then I also think like I'm piggybacking on your shit stand 1707 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:55,640 what I would have said because she brings her baby sister in 1708 01:31:56,240 --> 01:32:02,240 and I feel like it's a ploy to get more money for her family. 1709 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,840 I feel like there's something weird about her all of a sudden 1710 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,480 deciding to move her baby sister in with them if they get the 1711 01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:12,240 homes and trying to introduce her as a new character and then 1712 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:15,120 it doesn't go anywhere. I think it was like a ploy 1713 01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:21,311 because this baby sister has to be like over 18 so they 1714 01:32:21,311 --> 01:32:24,096 probably know that they would have had to pay her if she 1715 01:32:24,096 --> 01:32:27,480 became a regular on the show. I feel like there was something 1716 01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:30,000 weird going on there as well. There's something with it 1717 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,520 because although I'm not sure if we see Tara lease again in the 1718 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:37,560 future, we do see other Robyn family members move into her 1719 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,222 home and care for her children. 1720 01:32:39,230 --> 01:32:43,790 Now, they're not stars of the show, but there is an element of 1721 01:32:43,790 --> 01:32:48,578 Robyn ringing in her family for the payroll for to raise her 1722 01:32:48,578 --> 01:32:50,780 children. Because she's doing what? 1723 01:32:50,788 --> 01:32:54,032 What is Robyn doing? She can't raise her own kids. 1724 01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:54,995 I don't get it. I. 1725 01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:56,686 Don't want to say raise, that sounds dramatic. 1726 01:32:56,694 --> 01:32:59,416 I'm making it sound dramatic. Not everyone who has a nanny 1727 01:32:59,424 --> 01:33:02,020 isn't raising their children. I don't want to broad brush 1728 01:33:02,028 --> 01:33:04,570 stroke that. But like this bitch doesn't have 1729 01:33:04,570 --> 01:33:07,395 a job. This bitch is designing jewelry 1730 01:33:07,395 --> 01:33:10,874 on graph paper and it's doodles that someone else is actually 1731 01:33:10,882 --> 01:33:12,629 making. She's not even. 1732 01:33:12,637 --> 01:33:16,224 She's a shit stain. Yeah, she's a shit stain. 1733 01:33:16,232 --> 01:33:19,932 Now, according to the rules of science and the laws of this 1734 01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:22,735 government, you are not allowed to have the same shit stain as 1735 01:33:22,743 --> 01:33:24,721 me. I just had to piggyback and say 1736 01:33:24,721 --> 01:33:27,992 my reasons for why I would have shown my shit stain. 1737 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,707 Well, Tara, Lease, Tara Lise, I don't think we're going to see 1738 01:33:31,715 --> 01:33:34,050 her again, unfortunately. Well, Tara Lise is getting my 1739 01:33:34,058 --> 01:33:36,055 real shit. I'm just kidding. 1740 01:33:36,063 --> 01:33:39,080 That bench, that bench for like half a second. 1741 01:33:39,088 --> 01:33:42,970 She looked at me wrong through the TV and I didn't like it. 1742 01:33:42,978 --> 01:33:44,876 Yes, yes. I'm going to go with Leon. 1743 01:33:44,884 --> 01:33:48,980 I was going to say Leon if. Not Leon on their high. 1744 01:33:48,988 --> 01:33:55,335 Horse riding extra high because of the Honor Society. 1745 01:33:55,343 --> 01:34:02,195 Whatever, Nerd nerd loser to have a swirling in a toilet 1746 01:34:02,203 --> 01:34:02,903 nerd. Yes. 1747 01:34:02,911 --> 01:34:05,628 Throw that nerd in the trash can, yeah? 1748 01:34:05,636 --> 01:34:09,360 No St. smarts, all you got is book smarts. 1749 01:34:09,368 --> 01:34:14,425 It's coming from someone who also is nerd. 1750 01:34:14,433 --> 01:34:18,498 Not Honor Society, but honor roll Chris. 1751 01:34:18,506 --> 01:34:21,943 Definitely not the same thing. Well. 1752 01:34:21,951 --> 01:34:25,250 I think Honor Roll's the Walmart version of the honor side. 1753 01:34:25,258 --> 01:34:27,508 We'll go with that. I'm fine taking. 1754 01:34:27,516 --> 01:34:30,218 Leon is looking at you like this nose judgement. 1755 01:34:30,226 --> 01:34:35,316 Well, I'm going to kick Leon in the teeth right now because I 1756 01:34:35,324 --> 01:34:39,223 got to tell you, Leon, how dare you talk to your mother that 1757 01:34:39,231 --> 01:34:41,126 way. How very dare you, you 1758 01:34:41,134 --> 01:34:46,520 ungrateful brat. I just couldn't believe the 1759 01:34:46,528 --> 01:34:51,040 hatred that was coming from Leon's face. 1760 01:34:51,048 --> 01:34:54,520 Yeah. Those facial expressions were 1761 01:34:54,528 --> 01:34:59,858 that of pure anger. I am sure that I spoke to my 1762 01:34:59,866 --> 01:35:04,740 mother in horrible ways at that age as well, and in hindsight, I 1763 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:08,744 very much regret it. And I have, as an adult, told my 1764 01:35:08,744 --> 01:35:11,100 mother so. I have. 1765 01:35:11,108 --> 01:35:12,200 I have. You don't. 1766 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,020 Get brownie points for apologizing about being no. 1767 01:35:14,028 --> 01:35:18,530 But I have, I've been like mom, like, you know, now that I know 1768 01:35:18,530 --> 01:35:22,744 what you were going through, please forgive me. 1769 01:35:22,752 --> 01:35:26,625 Sob story OK yeah, so Leon was a bitch. 1770 01:35:26,633 --> 01:35:31,184 It pisses me off that they just keep on keeping on with this 1771 01:35:31,192 --> 01:35:35,194 narrative for Meri and everyone's just so insensitive 1772 01:35:35,202 --> 01:35:41,242 and it's like Leon as an only child should be super in tuned 1773 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:46,257 to their mother. And even my little kids when 1774 01:35:46,265 --> 01:35:52,027 they know I'm upset or like have seen me upset will ask me if I'm 1775 01:35:52,027 --> 01:35:57,625 OK. So to have such anger and such a 1776 01:35:57,625 --> 01:36:02,859 sensitive subject thrown in your face by your own child, it 1777 01:36:02,859 --> 01:36:06,915 just, I don't know, something about it just really made me mad 1778 01:36:06,915 --> 01:36:12,975 and I didn't like it at all. And I hope, I hope that Leon has 1779 01:36:12,975 --> 01:36:16,990 apologized to Meri like I apologize to my mother for 1780 01:36:16,998 --> 01:36:19,979 telling her she was a dumb bitch, probably at some point. 1781 01:36:19,987 --> 01:36:22,464 The Holy Spirit is an example to follow. 1782 01:36:22,472 --> 01:36:28,355 Admit your wrongdoings, Leon. Tell your mother you're sorry. 1783 01:36:28,363 --> 01:36:32,275 Apologize to Meri. Or go to the dockside. 1784 01:36:32,283 --> 01:36:36,975 You know, and another element of the Leon story is whatever's 1785 01:36:36,983 --> 01:36:42,120 going on with their dead name at this time. 1786 01:36:42,128 --> 01:36:46,260 True. You know, Leon is clearly 1787 01:36:46,268 --> 01:36:51,515 struggling with other things and trying to figure themselves out 1788 01:36:51,515 --> 01:36:56,760 in a world that is surrounded by polygamy and religious dogma 1789 01:36:56,760 --> 01:37:00,435 and whatnotness. And I don't think it's, you 1790 01:37:00,443 --> 01:37:04,005 know, I went off for it up as an excuse, but I think it is some, 1791 01:37:04,005 --> 01:37:06,060 it's a part of the piece of the puzzle. 1792 01:37:06,068 --> 01:37:09,200 Right. Like they're doubling down South 1793 01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:12,712 hard on everything and it's like overcompensating. 1794 01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:16,680 It's like Uber conservative senators that are like, you 1795 01:37:16,688 --> 01:37:18,930 know, in the bathroom getting blowjobs from the. 1796 01:37:18,938 --> 01:37:20,770 Same day like finding glory holes. 1797 01:37:20,778 --> 01:37:23,740 Yeah, train stations. And they're like the loudest 1798 01:37:23,748 --> 01:37:25,860 protesters. It's just what it is. 1799 01:37:25,868 --> 01:37:29,880 And people that are dealing with a lot, you know, express 1800 01:37:29,888 --> 01:37:31,978 themselves in some not great ways. 1801 01:37:31,986 --> 01:37:36,320 I can see that and it sucks that the person that's probably 1802 01:37:36,328 --> 01:37:38,694 closest to them is taking the heat. 1803 01:37:38,702 --> 01:37:43,224 Yeah, yeah. And I guess sometimes my biggest 1804 01:37:43,224 --> 01:37:49,515 problem with this show when they're talking to people like 1805 01:37:49,523 --> 01:37:55,380 and giving such like hard like interviews where it's like 1806 01:37:55,388 --> 01:37:57,704 aggressive and maybe catches someone off guard. 1807 01:37:57,712 --> 01:38:01,820 What's weird about that to me is like it feels like they don't 1808 01:38:01,828 --> 01:38:04,668 talk about it off camera and that it's being suppressed. 1809 01:38:04,676 --> 01:38:07,716 And all of a sudden it comes out because of the questions that 1810 01:38:07,724 --> 01:38:11,318 the producers are asking. But also it makes me wonder what 1811 01:38:11,318 --> 01:38:13,652 they talk to each other like behind the scenes too. 1812 01:38:13,660 --> 01:38:15,944 So it's like it could go both ways, right? 1813 01:38:15,952 --> 01:38:19,067 Like this behavior is being brought out because of the 1814 01:38:19,075 --> 01:38:22,231 interviews. Or do you talk worse to each 1815 01:38:22,239 --> 01:38:25,588 other behind the scenes? Like, I don't know. 1816 01:38:25,596 --> 01:38:30,442 I guess based on Christine's book and some other tidbits, I 1817 01:38:30,450 --> 01:38:33,720 think in general they don't talk about. 1818 01:38:33,728 --> 01:38:36,288 Yeah. And so when it's brought up on 1819 01:38:36,296 --> 01:38:39,367 camera, then it they fester and it's around and it's whatever 1820 01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:40,892 and. It's heated. 1821 01:38:40,900 --> 01:38:44,932 Because, you know, flashback to season 1 when Christine left the 1822 01:38:44,932 --> 01:38:47,960 stage when they were doing their, you know, whatever it's 1823 01:38:47,968 --> 01:38:50,405 called, their tell all, their reunion, their whatever they 1824 01:38:50,413 --> 01:38:54,346 call it on this show. And they didn't film for like 3 1825 01:38:54,346 --> 01:38:56,712 or 4 days because Christine was so pissed. 1826 01:38:56,720 --> 01:38:59,172 And then they came back and like in through editing, made it look 1827 01:38:59,172 --> 01:39:01,900 like she just left for a little while and then came back. 1828 01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:03,360 So they obviously have some 1829 01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:05,280 things that they don't communicate well about. 1830 01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:08,840 But I think that the kids probably talk to their parents 1831 01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,120 worse off camera than they do on camera. 1832 01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:15,240 I think that that maybe is like a parent thing that they don't 1833 01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:18,680 talk enough because their households are more separate 1834 01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:20,680 than they would lead us to believe. 1835 01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:25,720 But I think the kids probably with their parents would maybe 1836 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:29,200 talk more off camera cuz I can tell from the kids interview is 1837 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:31,840 that they're holding back. Yeah, most of the time. 1838 01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:36,440 So I think that Leon probably talks to Meri like that 1839 01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:40,760 frequently off camera. And I think Kody does the whole 1840 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:43,720 like well I agree with Leon thing regularly. 1841 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:46,400 Yeah, Kody likes to pit people against each other. 1842 01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:48,480 Yes, if. Anyone's going to be adversarial 1843 01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:50,720 against Meri, Kody's going to take their side. 1844 01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:54,200 Yeah. So while I can have empathy for 1845 01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:57,960 Leon's position and knowing what they've been through in the 1846 01:39:57,960 --> 01:40:00,840 struggles that they're mentally going through at this time and 1847 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:04,440 the gymnastics that they're going through, I also think that 1848 01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:06,640 it still sucks that you would take it out on someone who 1849 01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:10,520 obviously loves you so much. With the ushering in of Season 1850 01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:13,680 5, the Celestial season is what I'm going to call it. 1851 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:16,080 We'll see if that happens. Let's see if I remember that 1852 01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:18,000 now. 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That was straight up Kimber 1880 01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:43,960 making those dolphin noises. It was. 1881 01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:48,080 Thank you. Thank you, Lisa. 1882 01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:49,360 Thank you for joining our Patreon. 1883 01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:53,720 If you want our love, give us five stars if you really want 1884 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:56,480 the Holy Ghost to smother you with affection. 1885 01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:59,480 Poke us with your snoots in the butts. 1886 01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:02,960 Leave us a good comment. 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