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We interrupt our regularly 
 
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special announcement for the 
 
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upcoming episode. 
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Then we'll do our Let me call 
you sweetheart. 
 

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I'm in love with you. 
Let me the nanny do? 

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OK, so we're done. 
 
Goodbye. 

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You shut it off. 
 
Do not twist my words. 

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Do not. 
 
Make me a victim, sweetie. 

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Just look at the mountain. 
 
That's what you saw that day. 

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Just the knife in the kidneys 
 
over all these years and the 

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sacrifices that I made to love 

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We hope you enjoyed our very 
 
special public service 

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announcement brought to you by 

the deadbeat losers, of course. 

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And Kimber, I'm very excited to 
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together for these hand towels. 
 

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They will be fantastical. 
So season 6, episode one, our 
 

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season premiere, picking up the 
pieces, which I don't know, I 
 

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guess we'll be picking up the 
pieces on this episode. 
 

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We open at Janelle's house, her 
beautiful homestead, her rental 

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 in Las Vegas. 
In case you guys have forgot 
 

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where we are, we're in Las Vegas
in the rentals that the Browns 


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are renting. 
And of course, we're in the 
 

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midst of the storylines of 
building their new homes, Meri's

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 infertility, my sister, wife's
closet. 
 

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And we'll now be able to talk 
about Solomon's first birthday 


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in this episode. 
So exciting. 
 

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I know. 
I've just been waiting and 
 

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waiting for his 1st birthday on 
bated breath. 
 

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When we're at Janelle's house 
for the episode opening, Kody 
 

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says he just got done with his 
workout. 
 

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And he's, like, wearing his 
workout clothes and he's all 
 

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sweaty. 
And it's like, OK, thanks, Kody.

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He tells us. 

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It's been almost two years since

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Utah, so queue up the flashback 
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Oh. 
 
My goodness. 

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The footage we've seen a million

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and hurrying out in the middle 
of 
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We have to see the footage again

 and we're starting yet another

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season with something that we've

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seasons with now. 
 
Is this flashback like they just

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can't move on from it? 
 
Two years in separate houses as 

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well is what that means. 
 
Two years since they have been 

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living in these separate homes 

and their lives have started 

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falling apart. 
 
Kody and Christine are talking 

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about this need to live together

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couch. 
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finding the properties, their 
pre qualification exercises, 
 

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their choice of their builds, 
all the things that you guys 
 

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have heard us talking about that
you've loved every minute of. 
 

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But, and we have to of course 
we've loved every minute of 
 

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going through these stories. 
And so of course we have to have

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 a sumMeri because we're 
kicking off the new season. 
 

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And of course, Kody has to say, 
too, that they still have to 
 

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qualify for the homes. 
So if two people just qualify 
 

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and two people don't, that would
be the end of it. 
 

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It would be so awful. 
Catastrophe. 
 

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That would be interesting 
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 sense the other people would 
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 that are being built. 
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lived together at one point in 
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Well, what's weird to me about 
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qualified or they still have to 
continue to qualify, but they're

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 picking out the choices for 
the homes. 
 

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So if they don't get the home, 
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buying it with all the choices 
that they made. 
 

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Like it just seems bizarro but I
don't know. 
 

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And then yeah, you're right. 
They lived in one home as 3 
 

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wives for the longest time. 
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 two of the homes, couldn't 2 
wives live in each home? 
 

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It wouldn't be ideal, but. 
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the original home where three 
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 one home, you know? 
In a trailer with paper thin 
 

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walls. 
And now they'd be moving into 
 

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new builds that they would have 
to share. 
 

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Someone would have to get the 
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be a thing. 
But if you were approved then 
 

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you get the priMeri bedroom. 
See. 
 

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Look. 
Yeah. 
 

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Making up the rules here. 
That would make sense to me, 
 

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yeah. 
Robyn tells us that, you know, 


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they really want to get into the
new home homes primarily for the

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 teenagers to establish a home 
before they leave on their next,

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 you know, chapters of life. 
And it seems like just kind of a

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 talking point from her. 
I'm not so sure that that's her 

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 number one. 
I think she needs more room for 

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 her horde, but that's my 
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Yeah, Aspen and Leon only have a
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would be nice to get into the 
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 are leaving the roost. 
And Madison says that their 
 

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rentals are depressing. 
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They are depressing. 
Leon says that Vegas is their 
 

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home. 
They consider Vegas their home, 

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 but the rental they do not 
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OK, at least Leon's cool with 
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that. 
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 move, Leon was like, I want to
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adult and whatever. 
And it's like, I'll clearly that

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 was not going to work. 
So I guess it's good to hear 
 

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that they are they feel like 
Vegas is home. 
 

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Yes. 
Our first scene after Janelle's 

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 house is out at the properties 
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 third says 60 days until 
Christmas. 
 

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So do you think that this is our
countdown for the season? 
 

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I think we're going to get a 
countdown until Christmas and 
 

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we're going to keep getting, you
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homes and how they're doing and 
the progress 60 days. 
 

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Until Christmas, maybe I'll put 
a little effect on it. 
 

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It'll be all dramatic. 
But this is not exactly that 
 

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kind of podcast, so don't expect
it. 
 

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They're doing a framing 
walkthrough again. 
 

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I think we ended with that. 
You know, they were doing an 
 

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original framing walkthrough or 
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 but now we're doing a framing 
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 go to each home and they're 
going to start with Robyn's 
 

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house first. 
Yeah. 
 

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They're meeting Mona and then 
one of the guys from Pinnacle 
 

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Homes. 
Oh yes. 
 

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So this is probably when they're
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 like officially. 
Officially can't forget about 
 

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Mona, our best friend. 
Here, we definitely need Mona 
 

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there. 
She's got her clipboard and 
 

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she's following them around. 
Fortune telling Globe in her 
 

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hand. 
Yes, they're crystals. 
 

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A crystal ball, and it turns out
it's not very good. 
 

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No. 
Not very good indeed. 
 

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We've got some mistakes. 
I think the the money might have

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 been clouding her ability to 
see into the future. 
 

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Yes, the money and the builders 
doing whatever they're doing. 
 

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My favorite part of this 
transition is when Christine 
 

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says I know there's just going 
to be wood everywhere. 
 

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Yeah, I'm like, what? 
Like, yes, there will be wood 
 

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everywhere. 
They're building a house. 
 

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And also, what are you, like, 
scared of wood? 
 

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There's. 
Going to be wood everywhere 
 

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like. 
I mean, it's a construction 
 

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site, but it's not exactly. 
I don't know. 
 

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She has an irrational fear of 
spontaneous combustion and being

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 in one of these homes and 
starting on fire. 
 

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She might get a splinter. 
Oh. 
 

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Kody says. 
I'm not carrying anyone across 


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thresholds until we own the 
homes. 
 

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Yeah, and unfortunately we're 
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 seems like he was saying it to
her mostly, and it made me puke 

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 a little bit in my mouth. 
I was like, Kody, when they're 


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going to Robyn's house, there is
one point where she points out a

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 window like, oh, I thought it 
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window and asked if they could 
change. 
 

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It didn't seem like a big deal, 
A big dull. 
 

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She says it's really dark in 
here and Kody says, yeah, I'd be

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 really dark in here with the 
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window. 
It's not big enough. 
 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 
 

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Our next house on this fabulous 
tour is Meri's house and as soon

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 as she walks in she goes. 
I see a Boo Boo and I was like 


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Oh my God. 
Meri. 
 

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Like couldn't happen to a better
sister, wife, you know? 
 

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Yeah. 
Of course, she's like the first 

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 one to go. 
Now this is a problem. 
 

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And I see it immediately, like, 
OK, here we go, Meri. 
 

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Yeah, there's a big double door 
frame where there should just be

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 a wall, OK. 
Off of her foyer like that is 
 

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funny. 
There's just, it's just, you 
 

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know, like, yeah, I mean, you 
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Whatever her plan is for that 
 

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room, she should get that. 
It's just funny that of course 


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it's Meri. 
And it's like, this should just 

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 be a solid wall. 
Like, oh, God. 
 

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Of course, Mayor. 
It's funny because you know, 
 

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when they're talking about the 
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of have a little sidebar between
Meri and Mona. 
 

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And Meri says if we need to make
any changes, like, what does 
 

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that mean? 
What's the cost? 
 

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And Mona says, well, it depends 
on what needs to be changed. 
 

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And I hate this type of shit. 
This is like my fear with 
 

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building a home is you plan 
everything out like 
 

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meticulously. 
Like you take your time and you 

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 get there and the freaking 
contractor is messing things up 

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 and then the money comes out of
your pocket to fix it even 
 

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though they fucked up based on 
the plans. 
 

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And I feel like the contractor 
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 for that mistake and they 
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for that 
 because their job is 
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of the 
 home. 
And if they're not doing that 
 

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correctly, they're failing at 
their job. 
 

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So for Mona to say it depends on
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 to say like get bent to people 
in this type of business that 
 

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take advantage of people and 
just like make mistakes and then

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 make money off of it, get 
bent. 

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Get bent. 
 
Yeah, they didn't go into too 

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much detail about the things 
 
because the Window 1, I feel 

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like when Robyn asked if that 
 
could be changed, I think the 

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guy from Pinnacle Home said like

 as long as you're going to pay

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or if it costs money and it's 
 
like, OK, we didn't really get 

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details about these things. 
 
It was just kind of brushed 

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over. 
 
But yeah, I know it is annoying 

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when. 
 
Yeah, there was like a little 

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sidebar conversation, but they 

didn't focus on it. 

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And I'm just like, they're 
 
already worried about qualifying

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for these homes and going, like,

 above and beyond their budget,

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and now you've got to get 
 
mistakes fixed. 

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Like, yeah, regardless of the 
 
fact that it's the Browns, and I

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don't have much sympathy here. 

I have sympathy for people in 

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situations like this that have 

to deal with contractors because

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they are not very great to work 
 with. 

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I feel like saying, I've heard 

many times as you double the 

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timeline and you double the 
 
budget and like that's a bit 

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much. 
 
I mean, it's one thing to add 

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10% or 20%, but to just go into 
 it knowing it's going to take 

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significantly longer than they 

say and it's going to cost 

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significantly more, It's like, 

come on, do better faith 

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estimates, like get your shit 
 
together. 

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I feel like they should be held 
 more accountable than they are 

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for things like that, honestly. 
 

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Yeah. 
They're probably like, unless 
 

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you're willing to sign this 
piece of paper that says we are 

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 not responsible for our own 
errors first, we're not going to

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 work for you. 
Right. 
 

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So now, first we've got the 
window that's the wrong size, 
 

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we've got the double door frame,
and then we get to Christine's 


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house. 
What's wrong in Christine's 
 

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house? 
Well, Christine's house has an 


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opening off the foyer that 
shouldn't be there. 
 

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It's it was hard for me to 
follow a little bit. 
 

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I feel like maybe it should have
been around the corner or 
 

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something. 
It just wasn't supposed to be 
 

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off the foyer. 
Yeah, there's a doorway in the 


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wrong place, and Kody is trying 
to convince Christine and sell 


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her on this idea of she could 
have a library instead of fixing

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 it, because I think now they 
might have gotten the gist that 

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 it's going to cost money to fix
the errors. 
 

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He tries to sell poor Christine 
on a library, but she falls for 

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 it hook, line and sinker. 
She says best mistake ever. 
 

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Right. 
OK. 
 

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Well, then, you know, it's 
interesting because with these 


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homes, something we've discussed
before even is that there is 
 

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like a Eden kitchen thing. 
Like there's like the kitchen 
 

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and then a place for a table in 
the family room. 
 

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So the need for a formal dining 
room is really up to if a person

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 really needs it. 
And so like, for example, if I 


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was building a home and I had a 
limited budget, I probably would

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 choose do not have a formal 
dining room if I had a place for

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 a table. 
And that's okay in theory. 
 

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Like to her. 
And she starts talking about how

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 her family so loud and how it 
would be good to have a quiet 
 

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space. 
I'm thinking about her kids. 
 

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Basically. 
Yeah, you probably have to like 

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 close yourself in your room if 
you ever wanted any peace and 
 

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quiet in any of these houses 
except for Meri's. 
 

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Meri's probably very quiet what 
it needs to be. 
 

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But do you remember how big 
computer rooms used to be? 
 

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Yes. 
Like having a nook that was a 
 

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computer room. 
Yeah, it was a big deal. 
 

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We were looking for houses and I
remember there being like the 
 

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newer homes had a computer like 
nook either off the kitchen. 
 

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Ours ended up being in the 
basement and it was this like 
 

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framed out nook in the middle of
the basement and that was a big 

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 deal or having like a small 
office space. 
 

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And so I could see how that 
could be helpful, especially 
 

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with all of the studying that 
she does for things, you know, 


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having this quiet library to 
study and would have been 
 

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helpful before her failures of 
tests. 
 

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Yeah, the, the family home needs
space for the PC and the monitor

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 and all the software and the 
printers and the papers and all 

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 the fucking things like Oh my 
God. 
 

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And you're right, remember? 
And so many times those built 
 

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insurance or the big desk were 
like that oak, like the yellow 


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orange oak, just like God strip 
it and stain it. 
 

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Yeah, and they're like massive 
and like heavy pieces that even 

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 if you try to get rid of them, 
it's like no one wants it 
 

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anymore. 
You could set it up by the 
 

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street with the free sign and 
people are like, I'm just going 

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 to drive my bike. 
It's. 
 

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Too much work. 
Yeah, Christine is wearing a 
 

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green blouse with frog closures 
like buttons all down the front.

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Like real frogs. 

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No, like it's a, it's a type of 
 closure. 

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They're usually on kimonos and 

stuff. 

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Oh, is it the kind of the thing 
 that comes? 

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Out. 
 
Yeah, with the little loop that 

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goes through and she's wearing 

this like a green top that's 

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literally just like those frog 

closures all the way down the 

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front. 
 
And I was like, what is this? 

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What is this? 
 
She's such a fashion icon that 

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Christmas. 
 
Yeah, so unique. 

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And on this parade of homes, we 
 don't get to see anything about

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Janelle's. 
 
Nope. 

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So I'm assuming that means 
 
either there was nothing wrong, 

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which is not my assumption, or 

the issues that were there. 

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She's like, I'm easy breezy, 
 
beautiful. 

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I'm Janelle. 
 
It's all good. 

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Don't worry, don't. 
 
It doesn't matter to me. 

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Save the dollars. 
 
Keep it as is. 

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Oh, these rooms don't have doors

 at all. 

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That's all right. 
 
I'll make my kids find another 

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way in. 
 
Don't. 

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Don't spend the money. 
 
Want me to access the room at 

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all? 
 
Yeah, we'll make our own doors 

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when we move in. 
 
We'll make holes for the kids to

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crawl through. 
 
We'll. 

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Just breakthrough the drywall. 

Oh my God, that's funny. 

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Ridiculous. 
 
Then we get a transition into 

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our next scene where Robyn 
 
starts off by talking about how 

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for Christmas last year she 
 
designed a necklace for her 

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sister wives. 
 
And I was like did we get to see

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this necklace? 
 
We do hear about it more later 

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so my my queries were calmed but

 I was like what what this 

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necklace? 
 
Did I miss it? 

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Was I sleep? 
 
They did show us when she gave 

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it to them. 
 
Really. 

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Yeah, she gave it to them for 
 
Christmas and it was like the 

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first like mock up thing almost 
 before the actual mock ups. 

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OK, OK. 
 
Yeah. 

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She talks about how it's been 5 
 months since they launched the 

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My Sister Wives Closet website. 
 

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Five whole months. 
Five months and I'm sure they've

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 sold many, many, many pieces. 
They're meeting at Meri's house 

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 to discuss an upcoming Expo 
titled What Women Want in St. 
 

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George, UT. 
Which is so funny because when 


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Robyn was telling us the name of
this Expo, I was like, what the 

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 hell did she say? 
I had to rewind it because she's

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 just so like, trash mouth. 
You can't even understand what 


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she's saying. 
She's like what women want. 
 

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00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,250
It's like. 
What women want, What women 
 

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want, it's a big deal for them 
to be part of this Expo because 

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 they have some issues boiling 
up. 
 

355
00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:20,868
Issues coming up to the surface.
They're having some trouble 
 

356
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,895
getting some traction on my 
sister wifes closet. 
 

357
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:29,155
Yeah, she blames the fact that 
they don't have a storefront. 
 

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She says people can't see and 
touch the items and it's 
 

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affecting the sales. 
Like people just don't know what

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 the quality is like when they 
can't see and touch items and 
 

361
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,652
that's why it's suffering 
online. 
 

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00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:45,172
Yeah, if they knew that the 
necklace was like an anchor 
 

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00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:48,366
tearing your body to the ground,
they would love to have the 
 

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00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,296
necklace. 
They'd love to spend hundreds of

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 dollars on that necklace. 
On that £50 the necklace. 
 

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It's made out of like, concrete.
And she's like, they just don't 

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 get the comedy. 
And yeah, she talks about how 
 

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this Expo can serve as like, a 
replacement, like a mini 
 

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storefront. 
Like, they'll be there to let 
 

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people touch and hold and smell 
and caress and taste my sister 


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wife's closet jewelry and taste 
it. 
 

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00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:15,360
It tastes like Mantle. 
Like rusty pennies for some 
 

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reason. 
These jewelries taste like rusty

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 pennies. 
We get some details about Meri's

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 ability to go or whatever. 
She says she's going to have to 

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 leave the Expo 1/2 hour after 
it starts because of an 

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obligation 
 with Leon. 
But then. 
 

378
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Says she has a conference to do 
that. 
 

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00:19:35,198 --> 00:19:37,744
Oh, a conference? 
OK, see, this is, I feel like 
 

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she's talking about two 
different things in this. 
 

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Like one day she had something 
and then the next day she had 
 

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00:19:42,384 --> 00:19:44,682
something or something. 
It's just weird they focus on 
 

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the fact that she's going to 
have to show up late and or the 

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 drive is 4 hours and if she has
to leave you know and only be 
 

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there 1/2 an hour. 
Kody doesn't think it's worth it

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 for her to go and thinks she 
just shouldn't go. 
 

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00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:05,340
But Robyn wants her to go and 
Meri pushes to go because she 
 

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00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:09,325
wants things to get done right? 
So they're just going back and 


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00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,895
forth about this stupid thing 
with Meri not being able to come

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 on time and spend much time 
there the first day, and it's 
 

391
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,424
like, why does this even fucking
matter? 
 

392
00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:22,685
Why does this matter? 
Robyn wants Meri to drive the 
 

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00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:25,240
four hours round trip because 
she's a pusher. 
 

394
00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:28,435
Yeah, she's a pusher. 
She knows that Janelle and 
 

395
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:31,520
Christine are going to be like, 
we're doing our best. 
 

396
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,485
Yeah. 
And she thinks Meri's going to 


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harass and assault all the 
people into buying the jewelry. 

398
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,000
 
She can't do it without Meri. 

399
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,280
Oh. 
 
Yeah, her sister. 

400
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,240
Wife. 
 
God forbid I have to do all the 

401
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work. 
 
Right. 

402
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,440
Heaven forbid she have to carry 
 her own weight. 

403
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,800
Janelle lets us know that they 

need to sell 100 pieces to make 

404
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:59,800
this Expo worth it. 100 pieces 

A. 100 pieces and that tells me 

405
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,360
that their jewelry, I, I 
 
shouldn't say that tells me, but

406
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,440
my assumption is if she's 
 
running off of an average cost, 

407
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,720
that everything must be pretty 

expensive because, you know, in 

408
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:14,360
order to sell a $15 ring versus 
 a $2000 blah blah blah. 

409
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,640
That's a big difference. 
 
So I'm assuming they're all 

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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,240
overpriced and relatively the 
 
same price. 

411
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,040
For sure. 
 
I was thinking 100 pieces to 

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make an Expo worth it. 
 
You have to pay for your booth 

413
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,240
at the Expo. 
 
You're paying for gas for this 4

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00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,560
hour drive. 
 
We find out that they're 

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00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,800
obviously staying the night 
 
because it's two days and 

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00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,785
they're going the night before. 
 

417
00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:43,862
So two nights of hotel rooms and
you'd only have to sell 100 
 

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pieces to make it worth it. 
Either her math isn't maphing, 


419
00:21:46,992 --> 00:21:51,262
which we know it doesn't math 
very good, yeah, or yeah this 
 

420
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:55,500
shit is overly expensive as we 
already know too, but it's 
 

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insane. 
And we do later, I mean, later 


422
00:21:58,228 --> 00:22:00,936
Robyn talks about having grown 
up around Saint George. 
 

423
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:04,384
So the the cost savings that 
could happen is maybe they're 
 

424
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:06,660
staying at Stepdaddy, Uncle 
Paul's house. 
 

425
00:22:06,668 --> 00:22:08,786
Oh, maybe. 
She might have relatives, you 
 

426
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:12,029
know, like maybe her sister Fawn
or her sister Dawn or her sister

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00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:14,994

 dish soap or whoever these 
people are, they might stay 
 

428
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,202
there. 
So let's give let's give Janelle

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 a little grace on her math 
failings because, well, it's not

430
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 even a failing. 
The jewelry probably is just 
 

431
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:26,309
really expensive. 
Yeah, Kody is like, you guys can

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 all stay here with Robyn's 
family. 
 

433
00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:31,014
We're getting a hotel room for 
the night. 
 

434
00:22:31,022 --> 00:22:35,322
Have fun with Saul. 
Kody and Robyn stay in a hotel 


435
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:37,880
and all the other wives stay at 
Robyn's family's house. 
 

436
00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:40,415
Because they need to be closer 
to the Expo. 
 

437
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:43,010
Because it's Robyn's thing, even
though it's everybody. 
 

438
00:22:43,018 --> 00:22:46,183
Oh sure, that that rationale. 
We're just coming up with this 


439
00:22:46,191 --> 00:22:47,702
story. 
I love it, I love it. 
 

440
00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:51,522
Robyn is wearing this weird like
faux Jean blazer with some big 


441
00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:56,492
gaudy necklace on that I'm not 
sure is even from the My Sister 

442
00:22:56,492 --> 00:22:58,516
 Eyes Closet collection. 
It doesn't look like it. 
 

443
00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:01,778
I don't think so. 
And I'm like she is trying to 
 

444
00:23:01,786 --> 00:23:04,582
look serious. 
She has this like blazer outfit 

445
00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:09,088
 on but it's like fake Jean. 
It's not even real Jean material

446
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,904

 and she's just trying to look 
so important because they're 

447
00:23:12,904 --> 00:23:16,815
having 
 a meeting about my 
Sister Wives closet and I just 

448
00:23:16,815 --> 00:23:20,202
thought that 
 was so funny. 
At Meri's kitchen table so like 

449
00:23:20,202 --> 00:23:23,222
 we're not going to like a 
meeting space or a boardroom or 

450
00:23:23,222 --> 00:23:26,064
 even a Co working we're just 
going to Meri's table. 
 

451
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,596
Robyn is wearing this ridiculous
top and I think that the 
 

452
00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:32,925
necklace now I, I feel like it 
was one of those ones that had 


453
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:35,915
like draped chains and then 
maybe like feathers or something

454
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,794

 hanging from it. 
Well, the only reason that I 
 

455
00:23:38,802 --> 00:23:42,602
kind of thought maybe it was one
of theirs is because it had, 
 

456
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:45,560
like, a hoop with, like, charms 
hanging on it. 
 

457
00:23:45,568 --> 00:23:48,655
And I'm like, maybe that is one 
of their necklaces. 
 

458
00:23:48,663 --> 00:23:52,348
But the chain doesn't look like 
one of their chains at all that 

459
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:56,059
 we've seen so far. 
So I'm like, is this lady even 


460
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,460
really wearing her own jewelry 
or you can't even tell? 
 

461
00:23:59,468 --> 00:24:03,543
Yeah, we've seen Meri wearing 
the bear paw, which is their 
 

462
00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:06,370
logo. 
Apparent like, yeah, the people,

463
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:10,888

 the four, four of them with 
the little dots on top. 
 

464
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:14,094
And it literally looks like if 
you were missing your fingers at

465
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:15,223

 the first knuckle. 
Yeah. 
 

466
00:24:15,231 --> 00:24:18,672
So we've seen Meri wear that 
necklace a lot, and I think 
 

467
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,260
Christine's even wearing it. 
During this episode, I've seen 


468
00:24:21,268 --> 00:24:25,025
Christine rocking a necklace or 
two, but yeah, Robyn shows up to

469
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:28,240

 this meeting looking like a 
teenager trying to look legit, 


470
00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:31,760
not even wearing her own jewelry
to her own jewelry meeting. 
 

471
00:24:31,768 --> 00:24:35,460
The outfit reminds me of the 
club days at this time when 
 

472
00:24:35,468 --> 00:24:38,570
you'd go out downtown and girls 
were wearing like business 
 

473
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:43,380
casual as their club outfit. 
And that's like what she's 
 

474
00:24:43,388 --> 00:24:44,670
wearing. 
It's just funny. 
 

475
00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:47,792
While they're sitting at Meri's 
table, the the important 
 

476
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,144
business meeting has started and
Janelle tells everyone this 
 

477
00:24:51,152 --> 00:24:54,444
weekend will be a big indicator 
on whether this business will be

478
00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:56,632

 able to be a support for the 
family. 
 

479
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:02,262
Right now it's not. 
Yeah, she she flat out says that

480
00:25:02,262 --> 00:25:05,446

 she doesn't think that my 
sister wives closet is going to 

481
00:25:05,446 --> 00:25:07,835
be 
 profitable. 
Yeah, she says she thinks it 
 

482
00:25:07,843 --> 00:25:11,246
might be profitable, but won't 
be profitable enough to support 

483
00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:13,200
 multiple people. 
OK, so, yeah, so. 
 

484
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:16,280
She did give a little kernel to 
Robyn's ridiculous idea by 
 

485
00:25:16,288 --> 00:25:20,188
saying it might be, you know, it
might be profitable. 
 

486
00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:23,850
Yeah, she says that she thinks 
she should be focused more on 
 

487
00:25:23,858 --> 00:25:26,640
her real estate business, and 
she's worried about putting 
 

488
00:25:26,648 --> 00:25:29,280
bread and butter on the table. 
This. 
 

489
00:25:29,288 --> 00:25:31,740
Is it my sister? 
Wife's closet isn't going to 
 

490
00:25:31,748 --> 00:25:34,600
give her that bread and butter 
that she can pass through the 
 

491
00:25:34,608 --> 00:25:37,096
wall hole to her children as 
they're trapped in their 
 

492
00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:39,686
bedroom. 
For like a little mice in their 

493
00:25:39,686 --> 00:25:41,776
 old hole. 
Yeah. 
 

494
00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:45,495
Yeah, she's worried about 
basically paying her bills 
 

495
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:49,215
because she doesn't think that 
it will be able to sustain the 


496
00:25:49,223 --> 00:25:52,925
entire family and that they 
really need to start thinking 
 

497
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:56,435
about multiple income sources, 
which is something that they've 

498
00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:59,000
 discussed before. 
And it seems like they've kind 


499
00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:02,320
of put all their eggs in one 
basket, and now they can't even 

500
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,920
 afford bread and butter. 
Yeah. 
 

501
00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:07,995
Yeah, I think this is a Harkin 
back to really the history of 
 

502
00:26:08,003 --> 00:26:10,960
their family, how Janelle always
had to work, Kody had to. 
 

503
00:26:10,968 --> 00:26:14,080
I'm going to put work in quotes 
because I don't know what money 

504
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,405
 he ever made. 
Meri worked and even though 
 

505
00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:20,506
Christine was the stay at home 
wife, wife, you know, mom wife, 

506
00:26:20,506 --> 00:26:24,102
 she's still at work too. 
So they were all working and 
 

507
00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:26,772
then Robyn came into the family 
and that changed. 
 

508
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:29,694
They just need instant 
gratification all the time, 
 

509
00:26:29,702 --> 00:26:32,118
these people. 
And when they're not getting it 

510
00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:34,595
 and something's suffering or 
not working just a little bit, 

511
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,880
they 
 ditch it and move on to 
the next thing. 
 

512
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:38,940
Like you've said before, they're
they're grifters. 
 

513
00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:42,880
They're like trying to find the 
quick and easy fix to 
 

514
00:26:42,888 --> 00:26:47,355
everything, which it makes sense
then why they're hawk and drink 

515
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:51,356
 mix and Lularoe outfits because
those are that instant 
 

516
00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:55,122
gratification money maker 
businesses that end up kind of 


517
00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,907
fucking you in the end, you 
know? 
 

518
00:26:57,915 --> 00:27:01,408
Well, and I'm curious too, 
because we're now starting 
 

519
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:06,586
season 6, I wonder what their 
income from the show also is, 
 

520
00:27:06,594 --> 00:27:11,455
because if you my my best guess 
was that it would at least cover

521
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,800

 the cost of like their 
housing. 

522
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,240
It has. 
 
To, I mean, it has to, yeah. 

523
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,880
So if what they're really 
 
talking about is earning income 

524
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,400
to set money aside for their 
 
kids, they do have a lot of kids

525
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,560
and they for some reason think 

they're going to send their kids

526
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,440
to college, which is insane. 
 
That's insane. 

527
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,880
And then, you know, whatever 
 
other things they have, you 

528
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,280
know, bread and butter. 
 
So I kind of, it's interesting 

529
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,280
because sometimes they talk 
 
about the money as if like, what

530
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,240
are we going to do? 
 
They're obviously terrible at 

531
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,840
money. 
 
They have been on this show for 

532
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,640
20 years now, 20 seasons, and 
 
they still have money things 

533
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,640
where it's like, how have you 
 
not figured this out by now? 

534
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,046
Like how many years of TV do you

 have to do before you're like,

535
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:54,160
I don't need to be scammy on TV 
 about business because I'm OK 

536
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,520
like. 
 
Why don't you have an accountant

537
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,360
or somebody that's helping you 

at this point, helping you 

538
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,160
budget? 
 
I don't understand that at all. 

539
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,600
Janelle the bookkeeper. 
 
Because yeah, they've got their 

540
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,200
own personal bookkeeper. 
 
Oh God. 

541
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,840
So they're starting this 
 
discussion about like how 

542
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,440
they're feeling, what they're 
 
putting into the project, so 

543
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,960
like, what's happening? 
 
And Robyn of course comes in 

544
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,720
with her brilliant $0.02 and 
 
Robyn says that she thinks Kody 

545
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,360
thinks of it as like a hobby 
 
business after she says there 

546
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,280
needs to be more man hours put 

in by everyone. 

547
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,080
So everyone needs to put in more

 hours. 

548
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,520
And you know, even Kody said 
 
that this is just a hobby 

549
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,160
business, which he has an 
 
amazing response. 

550
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,600
Oh my gosh, I don't see it as a 
 hobby. 

551
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,760
I don't see it that way because 
 I'm not enjoying it. 

552
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,920
He is flat out like not having 

it, he says. 

553
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,320
There are days that I don't want

 to work with them and I just 

554
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,200
want to run away. 
 
Screaming. 

555
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,960
Run away screaming. 
 
Like yeah, you wouldn't do a 

556
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,320
hobby business that you don't 
 
even enjoy. 

557
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,840
This is the second person that's

 talked about running away from

558
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,160
the family. 
 
Now we've had Janelle say that 

559
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,160
she's felt like running away, 
 
and now we've got Kody saying he

560
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,640
feels like running away. 
 
And Christine pipes up and she 

561
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,000
flat out says that she never 
 
intended to do this. 

562
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,035
She intended to do real estate. 
 

563
00:29:20,043 --> 00:29:22,635
I'm sorry, Robyn, I never 
intended to actually do this. 
 

564
00:29:22,643 --> 00:29:26,790
I intended to do real estate. 
And Robyn's like, well, I didn't

565
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:29,320

 know that. 
They're kind of getting into it 

566
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,670
 at the table about how little 
everyone is invested 
 

567
00:29:33,678 --> 00:29:38,078
emotionally. 
And Christine, she says if I 
 

568
00:29:38,086 --> 00:29:43,632
don't groan during the meeting, 
get up and roll my eyes and walk

569
00:29:43,632 --> 00:29:47,590

 out of the meeting early, 
that's good support. 
 

570
00:29:47,598 --> 00:29:54,775
And that had me cracking up 
because it's so funny because 
 

571
00:29:54,783 --> 00:29:58,664
she does do that eye roll, but 
she's so obvious about it. 
 

572
00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:02,240
When she rolls her eyes, her 
whole head rolls with her eyes. 

573
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:02,600
 
Totally. 

574
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,480
And I mean, I'm, I'm team 
 
Christine on this thing because 

575
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,400
it's not like we ever saw any 
 
footage. 

576
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,960
Now, mind you, we don't see 
 
everything, but I didn't see 

577
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,880
Christine going like, I can't 
 
wait to dedicate 40 hours a week

578
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,040
to your jewelry business. 
 
Like, I feel like Robyn's delulu

579
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,800
where she would think everyone 

would be having the time, 

580
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,680
availability and desire to 
 
support an online jewelry 

581
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,440
business. 
 
Like it's just weird. 

582
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,680
Yeah, I don't understand her 
 
need for everybody to be so in 

583
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,760
on this. 
 
And she keeps harping on it. 

584
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:35,600
You know, Meri says this is a 
 
critical time for the family. 

585
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,960
This Expo may tell us if it's 
 
right for the family or not. 

586
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,280
And then Janelle is going in on 
 it again, saying, well, I just 

587
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,360
want to start focusing on my 
 
real estate and demote this to a

588
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,720
hobby. 
 
Yeah, Janelle says she feels 

589
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,320
like it's a drain. 
 
And the money that they 

590
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,240
invested, they planned on this 

being more than a hobby 

591
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,880
business. 
 
So they're going, if this is 

592
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,000
going to be more than a hobby 
 
business, it needs to be 

593
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,400
successful and it needs to be 
 
successful now because we've 

594
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,800
invested all of this money. 
 
And there is that thing in 

595
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,600
business where you either your 

balls in or you're not. 

596
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,520
And. 
 
Then if you are not, you cut 

597
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,041
your losses and be done with it.

 

598
00:31:13,049 --> 00:31:15,640
You don't drag it out and spend 
all this time on something 
 

599
00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:17,240
that's not making any money. 
Yeah. 
 

600
00:31:17,248 --> 00:31:20,780
And I think that their point 
here, too, is that they need to 

601
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:24,282
 focus on, you know, external 
ways of making money as well, 
 

602
00:31:24,290 --> 00:31:26,635
and that this should be Robyn's 
endeavour. 
 

603
00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:30,060
And they're a little confused as
to why they have to have such 
 

604
00:31:30,068 --> 00:31:33,654
big part in it. 
And Robyn says it's called my 
 

605
00:31:33,662 --> 00:31:37,480
Sister Wives Closet. 
It's not called Robyns Closet. 


606
00:31:37,488 --> 00:31:43,640
It's about us and the 
differences that we bring. 
 

607
00:31:43,648 --> 00:31:47,370
It's about. 
Kody supporting his wives. 
 

608
00:31:47,378 --> 00:31:51,300
It's about our differences and 
what we all bring. 
 

609
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:55,300
I'm like, no, it's not. 
When you start a business, it's 

610
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,159
 about business. 
There are things that hopefully 

611
00:31:57,159 --> 00:31:59,340
 you like about it and you love 
about it and it's your passion 


612
00:31:59,348 --> 00:32:02,500
and that's why you're doing it. 
You cannot say that five people 

613
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,975
 are supposed to be dedicated to
a non money making business. 
 

614
00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:09,650
Like Robyn is so fucking dumb. 
Like she's just so dumb. 
 

615
00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:13,335
Is it just Kody blowing smoke up
her skirt that she's even gotten

616
00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:14,907

 to this point? 
Because it's not. 
 

617
00:32:14,915 --> 00:32:17,705
I mean, yeah, it's been around 
for five months, but we saw them

618
00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:20,636

 launch. 
The launch was a bust. 
 

619
00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:24,086
They've sold however many 
pieces, not enough to pay any 
 

620
00:32:24,094 --> 00:32:26,179
bills. 
So why is she so delusional to 


621
00:32:26,187 --> 00:32:28,760
think that everyone's going to 
show up to this meeting and be 


622
00:32:28,768 --> 00:32:31,790
like we're here for you, let us 
drop everything for my sister 
 

623
00:32:31,798 --> 00:32:34,094
wife's closet. 
But also like, what work is 
 

624
00:32:34,102 --> 00:32:37,060
there to do? 
You have the pieces, you've 
 

625
00:32:37,068 --> 00:32:39,824
manufactured the pieces 
supposedly, and now you've got 


626
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:43,348
the online website up. 
What more do they need to be 
 

627
00:32:43,356 --> 00:32:45,739
doing right now? 
And what the fuck are you doing?

628
00:32:45,739 --> 00:32:47,160

 
Because there are so many people

629
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:52,160
that run a one woman show a one 
 person business and an online 

630
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,880
business and do just fine. 
 
They don't need help. 

631
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,880
So what are you doing? 
 
Why do you need help from four 

632
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,640
other adults to do this? 
 
And I think that she is trying 

633
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,360
to put the blame somewhere else 
 again. 

634
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,400
And now with everyone backing 
 
out, if this business is a 

635
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,520
failure, it's not her fault. 
 
No one supports supported her. 

636
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,200
No one gave her enough time of 

theirs. 

637
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,600
Yeah. 
 
And now that it's failing, it's 

638
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,360
like, well, it's, it's not on 
 
me. 

639
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,420
Right, that totally makes sense.

 

640
00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:25,860
And Robyn, she could literally 
be doing things like drafting 
 

641
00:33:25,868 --> 00:33:28,610
social media posts for her 
sister wives to be posting. 
 

642
00:33:28,618 --> 00:33:31,560
You could you do the work. 
And even if you have to rely on 

643
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,930
 other people for their 
followers, their engagement, 
 

644
00:33:33,938 --> 00:33:36,560
their whatever, well then make 
it easy for them. 
 

645
00:33:36,568 --> 00:33:39,768
I mean, what else is happening? 
They're not handcrafting the 
 

646
00:33:39,776 --> 00:33:41,510
jewelry. 
What is going? 
 

647
00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:44,188
On. 
What does Robyn do with all of 


648
00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:45,290
her time? 
I don't know. 
 

649
00:33:45,298 --> 00:33:48,220
Yeah, they're not running a 
little sweatshop with all their 

650
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:52,020
 children making the jewelry. 
Little truly, truly has the 
 

651
00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:55,070
perfect little fingers to put 
the snaps on the end of these 
 

652
00:33:55,078 --> 00:33:56,640
necklaces. 
That's her job. 
 

653
00:33:56,648 --> 00:34:00,694
Like we could drop the price, 
but we're not going to. 
 

654
00:34:00,702 --> 00:34:02,990
No. 
They're like Nike over there. 
 

655
00:34:02,998 --> 00:34:05,424
They're like keep it in the 
family so that all the money 
 

656
00:34:05,432 --> 00:34:08,600
stays in the family. 
And when we finally make some, 


657
00:34:08,608 --> 00:34:10,815
hopefully maybe. 
That's funny, Robyn says. 
 

658
00:34:10,824 --> 00:34:13,195
I put my heart into this 
business. 
 

659
00:34:13,203 --> 00:34:17,916
I was hoping it would be Bible 
and bless our family. 
 

660
00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:22,797
Bless your family. 
Maybe I'm just not insane, but 


661
00:34:22,806 --> 00:34:26,139
I'm like, right, the point of a 
business is to make money. 
 

662
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:30,083
I guess that's a blessing, but 
the way she talks about it, it's

663
00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:33,882

 as if this experience of them 
doing this was going to bless 
 

664
00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,960
them, like change their lives or
something. 
 

665
00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:39,321
It's insane. 
She goes on and on about that. 


666
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:43,150
We're going to get to her fucked
up thinking again later on here 

667
00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:46,121
 because this whole episode is 
just harping on the fact that 
 

668
00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:48,978
they're all going back and forth
about if this business is worth 

669
00:34:48,978 --> 00:34:53,130
 it or not and her trying to 
push the family to do it. 
 

670
00:34:53,138 --> 00:34:58,334
And it's like, Oh my gosh, we 
are loading up the van in our 
 

671
00:34:58,342 --> 00:35:01,620
next scene. 
Big, big deal loading up that 
 

672
00:35:01,628 --> 00:35:05,160
red van. 
Going to go to Saint George for 

673
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,840
 the What Women Want Expo. 
They are putting in literal 
 

674
00:35:08,848 --> 00:35:12,148
chairs and table and furniture 
and display pieces. 
 

675
00:35:12,156 --> 00:35:15,267
Yes, they're putting in like 1 
of the. 
 

676
00:35:15,275 --> 00:35:16,100
Things. 
Furniture. 
 

677
00:35:16,108 --> 00:35:18,440
Yes. 
And one of the things was like a

678
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,872

 corner shelf that you would 
have put in a kitchen for fancy 

679
00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:25,063
 plates maybe or something. 
A Baker's shelf, they would call

680
00:35:25,063 --> 00:35:27,572

 it. 
Oh my God. 
 

681
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:31,660
I was going to ask you about 
this if if you've ever worked at

682
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:35,348

 an Expo, I have worked an Expo
for a business that I used to 
 

683
00:35:35,356 --> 00:35:37,240
work for. 
And usually when you're setting,

684
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,259

 I shouldn't say usually I've 
only done it once, but they had 

685
00:35:40,259 --> 00:35:43,200
 stipulations like you have to 
rent these things usually from a

686
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,312

 vendor and that's how they 
make their money. 
 

687
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,015
And so the fact that they were 
able to bring in all of their 
 

688
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:51,630
stuff, they probably rented like
the big tables that were there. 

689
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:53,200
 
But then by the time they get 

690
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,000
their space set up, it literally

 looked like Meri's grandma's 

691
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,240
basement. 
 
Like it was nuts. 

692
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,040
Like, Oh my God. 
 
They were like, Meri, take your 

693
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,040
fancy plates off of your Baker's

 rack. 

694
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,320
We're going to take that and 
 
we're going to put these heavy 

695
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,004
necklaces on there and hopefully

 it doesn't collapse under 

696
00:36:08,004 --> 00:36:09,000
their weight. 
 
We want. 

697
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,160
People to be able to taste the 

jewelry. 

698
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,240
Of course, Meri is leading this 
 packing because duh, she's got 

699
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,320
the shoulders for it. 
 
She's doing it. 

700
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,880
She says she won't go the day 
 
before but the next morning to 

701
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,600
help set up because of her 
 
schedule issues or whatever. 

702
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,200
She'll be there bright and 
 
early. 

703
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,520
Who else is going to be there at

 8? 

704
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,280
Crickets, Crickets, crickets, 
 
crickets. 

705
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,880
Yes, yeah. 
 
And Meri and Robyn both say here

706
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,000
that they don't see it as a 
 
hobby business. 

707
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
They're both full on in on this 
 thing together. 

708
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:48,800
Bosom Buddies. 
 
It's true, Robyn says. 

709
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,200
They'll be celebrating Saul's 
 
first birthday when they get 

710
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,360
back because his birthday is 
 
going to fall on this very, very

711
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,320
important Expo. 
 
So they won't be able to do it 

712
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,680
on his birthday. 
 
They'll have to do it when they 

713
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,880
get back. 
 
Yeah, Expo is on Solomon's 

714
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,720
birthday. 
 
Like are you kidding me? 

715
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,520
And Robyn makes the comment that

 she's happy they just survived

716
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,960
his first year. 
 
And I'm like, Yep, you and every

717
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,320
other mother, honey. 
 
I know. 

718
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,240
I literally was like, that isn't

 actually, lol. 

719
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,120
Relatable moment. 
 
Like maybe the first one in this

720
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,066
episode where it's like, yes, of

 course, like surviving the 

721
00:37:19,066 --> 00:37:20,120
first year. 
 
Yeah. 

722
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,680
Now all the adults are driving 

up to Saint George except for 

723
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,800
Meri. 
 
They hit the road and Robyn 

724
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,880
tells us that she grew up in 
 
Saint George. 

725
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,840
There was always news about the 
 FLDS and the people of Saint 

726
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,320
George don't have high opinions 
 of Warren Jeffs in his cult. 

727
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,080
Yeah, I don't think anybody has 
 high opinions of LDS or Warren 

728
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,960
Jeffs in his cult. 
 
FLDS. 

729
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,640
Excuse me, FLDS. 
 
I don't want to say LDS. 

730
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,560
I don't want to offend anybody. 
 

731
00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:52,742
Kody says that they're going 
there to do business, and he 
 

732
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:56,652
hopes that the people there see 
them as something kind of in 
 

733
00:37:56,660 --> 00:38:00,450
between. 
So like kind of in between, in 


734
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:04,952
between the FLDS, Warren drops 
and regular Mormonism, right? 
 

735
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,840
Like, OK, you want to fall 
somewhere in between so that 
 

736
00:38:09,848 --> 00:38:13,456
hopefully these people will do 
business with you. 
 

737
00:38:13,464 --> 00:38:17,627
He was. 
He wants to make positive 
 

738
00:38:17,635 --> 00:38:20,322
impressions. 
And it's like, yeah, I don't 
 

739
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:24,807
know if the positive place is 
somewhere between Mormonism and 

740
00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:26,867
 the FLDS cult. 
Yeah. 
 

741
00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:29,312
But if that's where you're 
striving to be, that's that's 
 

742
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,714
where you could be. 
He's. 
 

743
00:38:30,722 --> 00:38:34,760
Probably not wrong, that's kind 
of what it is, but it's like to 

744
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,525
 come flat out and say it to the
camera is like you buffoon. 
 

745
00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:43,743
Yeah, what a mess. 
Robyn tells us about how she had

746
00:38:43,743 --> 00:38:46,494

 to hide who she was as a 
teenager because people don't 
 

747
00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:49,252
like polygamists. 
And you know, she's nervous 
 

748
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:52,060
about the Expo because of how 
the community may respond to 
 

749
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,392
them. 
Robyn and Christine are 
 

750
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:59,000
unpacking the car and Robyn says
I'm nervous, like to Christine 


751
00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:02,512
like being all weird while 
they're unpacking the car. 
 

752
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,230
And she said that she's nervous 
because she's coming back now 
 

753
00:39:06,238 --> 00:39:10,464
and she's an open polygamist and
she knows that some people won't

754
00:39:10,464 --> 00:39:15,544

 be happy that they're there. 
She just hopes that they can 
 

755
00:39:15,552 --> 00:39:19,568
make their quota OK. 
I can't remember if this is if 


756
00:39:19,576 --> 00:39:21,784
Christine asks or why. 
Like above the nervousness. 
 

757
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,000
And she's like, because this is 
Saint George. 
 

758
00:39:24,008 --> 00:39:25,943
It's like, OK, that's not a real
response. 
 

759
00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:28,170
Like, Oh my God, you're so 
fucking dumb. 
 

760
00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,380
Even your sister wives are like,
bitch, we're going to an Expo to

761
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:32,828

 sell some jewelry. 
Like calm your tits. 
 

762
00:39:32,836 --> 00:39:36,015
Like what would somebody going 
to come up and like, attack you?

763
00:39:36,015 --> 00:39:37,480

 
Maybe she did something horrible

764
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,080
there and she was told and run 

out by the town. 

765
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,840
Never come back and she's back 

now and she's scared. 

766
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,920
How many lives did Robyn ruin in

 Saint George? 

767
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,080
That's the real question. 
 
Oh, this is. 

768
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,280
Yeah, that is a good question. 

We do get a moment with the 

769
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,680
leader of the Expo. 
 
Did you catch his name? 

770
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,760
Jeremy Browning. 
 
Oh, Jeremy Browning. 

771
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,160
He says that they did get some 

questions about the Browns being

772
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,080
there, but that the Expo 
 
committee decided to allow them 

773
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,240
to be there because they are, 
 
after all, selling jewelry. 

774
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,160
They're not. 
 
They're trying to convert people

775
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,640
to plural marriage. 
 
So I guess that's very noble of 

776
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,244
this for profit organization to 
 allow people to be there to 

777
00:40:19,244 --> 00:40:21,600
sell things. 
 
And yeah, he's like, they're not

778
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,000
here to promote plural marriage 
 or to promote polygamy. 

779
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,000
They're here to sell their 
 
jewelry and it's like, but their

780
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,880
jewelry literally is about 
 
polygamy. 

781
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,440
It's a literally called my 
 
sister wife's closet, but OK. 

782
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Jeremy Browning. 
 
Well, this is it. 

783
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,720
I was hoping to get something 
 
more out of Jeremy. 

784
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,640
I felt like they were showing 
 
him and they didn't even need to

785
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,080
like, OK, got it. 
 
Like they're sell jewelry and 

786
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,120
that's what you decided. 
 
Just to get a quote from 

787
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,040
somebody else that he kind of 
 
made it seem like people thought

788
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,960
about pulling out or not coming 
 if the Browns were there, and 

789
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,040
they obviously used him to get a

 sound bite of them being 

790
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,600
discriminated against again. 
 
They've got to get us ready for 

791
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,600
all the hate that they're going 
 to experience during this. 

792
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,600
So much hatred and vitriol being

 spat their way. 

793
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:17,240
Day one of the Expo starts, come

 buy your shit. 

794
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,000
I just love an Expo built around

 coming to buy shit. 

795
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,080
Most people don't need any of 
 
this. 

796
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,600
What women want? 
 
I guess a lot of women do want a

797
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,520
bunch of shit around, but you 
 
know, there was like only a 

798
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,880
handful of good vendors there. 

I'm sure most of it was crap 

799
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:39,600
that's now in a landfill. 
 
There was like a smoothie stand 

800
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,760
right across from the brown 
 
stand that I noticed and there 

801
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,560
was like one other food stand 
 
that I noticed and then other 

802
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,160
jewelry stand. 
 
So what women want, it's 

803
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,320
basically like, come spend your 
 dispensable income here, I'm 

804
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,440
sure. 
 
Like come have a smoothie and 

805
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,520
browse. 
 
Yes, yes. 

806
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,000
And we do find out that a lot of

 people browse. 

807
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,520
There's a lot of looky loos. 
 
We start out with Meri trotting 

808
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,280
on in, she comes skipping on in 
 and she's actually impressed 

809
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,440
with how they've set up so far 

and. 

810
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,120
She says actually impressed she 
 had to throw in actually. 

811
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,280
She says I didn't have to fix 
 
anything major, I might have 

812
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,360
just re angled a few things. 
 
I'm loling at Meri being the 

813
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,200
perfectionist. 
 
So she comes in and gives them a

814
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:29,120
faux compliment that everything 
 is actually good. 

815
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,240
And then she's like, I'm just 
 
going to do this and do that, 

816
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,320
maybe this. 
 
And like if there's not room 

817
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,520
that it goes away and blah, 
 
blah, blah. 

818
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,320
And she's got a lot to say. 
 
And then she's like, because I'm

819
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,720
a pusher and I'm like. 
 
She says because she's a pusher,

820
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,080
I guess. 
 
Her, she's so catty. 

821
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,640
Herring's teacher. 
 
She's such a pusher. 

822
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:50,560
They mention again that with the

 FLDS being so close to this 

823
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,440
location, it is taboo there to 

be plural, and they are very 

824
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,040
worried about how they're going 
 to be perceived there. 

825
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,560
They're all nervous, they're 
 
very nervous. 

826
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,280
One lady walks by the camera and

 makes like a face. 

827
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,440
Like not at the camera, but she 
 might as well have made eye 

828
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,440
contact with the camera and done

 it and broken the 4th wall for

829
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,160
us. 
 
Yeah, it looked like she was 

830
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,240
like both noticing the shitty 
 
jewelry mixed with Sister Wives 

831
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,880
and then the camera to the left 
 and was like. 

832
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,480
Yeah, she was like tucked. 
 
In the space. 

833
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,600
Like tucked her chin in into 
 
that face so. 

834
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,720
Good. 
 
So good. 

835
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,480
Yes, When they opened the doors,

 Kody says they got swamped. 

836
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,104
But he asks where's the wallet? 
 

837
00:43:33,112 --> 00:43:36,120
And I'm saying Amen, you're 
there to sell things. 
 

838
00:43:36,128 --> 00:43:38,778
So the looky loos, it is what it
is. 
 

839
00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:41,520
It's a hard part of retail. 
It's a hard part of selling 
 

840
00:43:41,528 --> 00:43:43,328
things. 
People want to come and look, 
 

841
00:43:43,336 --> 00:43:46,520
but you don't pay your bills on 
people looking at. 
 

842
00:43:46,528 --> 00:43:51,044
It Robyn works very closely with
one lady and they start picking 

843
00:43:51,044 --> 00:43:55,340
 out charms and going on and on.
And the lady was so excited to 


844
00:43:55,348 --> 00:43:59,740
buy them and going on and on 
with Robyn and making her 
 

845
00:43:59,748 --> 00:44:03,659
necklace like whatever the fuck 
it is they're putting together. 

846
00:44:03,659 --> 00:44:05,920
 
And then she says that she needs

847
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,840
to go and get some money. 
 
She needs to go and get the cash

848
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,280
out of the bank to pay for it. 

And then she leaves and doesn't 

849
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:17,600
come back. 
 
Right, yeah, dot dot dot. 30 

850
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,680
minutes have gone by at the 
 
Expo, they say. 

851
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,000
And they haven't. 
 
Sold a thing. 

852
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,960
They haven't sold one thing in 

30 minutes. 

853
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,640
But you know, I mean, what? 
 
What I've always heard about 

854
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,040
shitty jewelry is that it's the 
 long game. 

855
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,800
Right, right, right, right, 
 
right. 

856
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,840
Or maybe that was just Robyn, I 
 don't know. 

857
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,960
They have a fishbowl set up on 

one of the shelves that looks 

858
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,680
like it has papers in it, like 

they're doing some sort of 

859
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,080
drawing to win a prize of the, 

you know, jewelry. 

860
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,400
And I'm like, you guys are going

 to end up losing money on this

861
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,244
because you're giving stuff away

 instead of like actually 

862
00:44:51,244 --> 00:44:54,000
selling anything. 
 
Because if I was there, I, I 

863
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,240
would be putting my name in the 
 drawing for something free. 

864
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,920
Yep. 
 
And then I would also be doing 

865
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,800
something that I caught out of 

the side of my little little 

866
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,320
pink, pink little little pink 
 
eye. 

867
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,120
Oh no, my little eye, my little 
 baby blue eye. 

868
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,419
It was Janelle holding a couple 
 copies of Becoming Sister 

869
00:45:10,419 --> 00:45:13,760
Wives, their book. 
 
And I thought, you know what, 

870
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,600
Janelle, for as much as I talk 

shit about her not being good 

871
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,200
with money and all of that, 
 
that's what they should have is 

872
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,360
a stack of books. 
 
You buy a book, I'll sign it for

873
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,760
you. 
 
You buy a book, I'll give you a 

874
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,200
titty photo, like whatever you 

want, buy a book and well, 

875
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,480
whatever. 
 
That's probably where they made 

876
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,560
really money is selling books. 

I should say really money, but I

877
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,840
would guess like if I saw them, 
 I would be like, I'm buying a 

878
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,006
copy of your book if you sign it

 and I'm putting my name in 

879
00:45:38,006 --> 00:45:39,960
this fishbowl. 
 
That's what I would have done. 

880
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,960
Same. 
 
The lady that you know was 

881
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,720
looking at all the charms with 

Robyn and making her necklace 

882
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,960
and you know Robyn took all this

 time working with her and said

883
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,480
she was going to buy everything 
 there. 

884
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,320
She was so excited, I bet you 
 
that she didn't realize how much

885
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,640
things cost because it wasn't 
 
obvious and it wasn't like put 

886
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,160
out there. 
 
And then when it came down to 

887
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,600
the cost of it and she's like, 

oh, I'm going to need to go and 

888
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,800
get money if I'm looking to buy 
 that. 

889
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,040
And I think she probably was 
 
like fuck that and didn't come 

890
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,520
back. 
 
Yeah, sticker shock. 

891
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,480
I one time was at a brewery and 
 they had like a maker's market 

892
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,800
type of thing, but it was more 

high end, like, you know, small 

893
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,440
businesses. 
 
And there was somebody that was 

894
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:27,240
selling products made from their

 honey lotions and like bars of

895
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,200
soap and this and that. 
 
I've bought plenty of that stuff

896
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,400
before, like at the farmers 
 
market or, you know, random 

897
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,600
places. 
 
OK, I'm going to buy this thing.

898
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,349
And I remember getting up to the

 front and I hadn't looked at 

899
00:46:39,349 --> 00:46:41,520
the price. 
 
But they also weren't listed 

900
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,040
anywhere on the ladies stand. 
 
And I want to say it was like 

901
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,920
$34 for this thing of lotion or 
 something stupid. 

902
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,520
And the only reason I bought it 
 was because I was like too 

903
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,800
embarrassed to not to buy it at 
 that point. 

904
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,280
But it was way overpriced. 
 
And I went back to our table and

905
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,680
my brother-in-law was there who 
 used to have his own bees and I

906
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,280
told him how much it cost. 
 
He was like, that's freaking 

907
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:09,600
ridiculous and was like annoyed 
 for me, but I'm like, I have a 

908
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,760
feeling that they didn't have 
 
the prices very obvious. 

909
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,080
It didn't look like it anyway. 

I didn't see any pricing. 

910
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,200
So then what do you do? 
 
And you're going to be too 

911
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,960
nervous to buy something then 
 
because you, you just don't 

912
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,240
know. 
 
And I don't want to be that 

913
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,040
idiot that goes and like can't 

afford something then. 

914
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,400
That's, like, probably the 
 
strategy, a part of it, you 

915
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,560
know, is to like get the person 
 checked out and have them go, 

916
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,440
oh, fuck, I guess I'm doing 
 
this. 

917
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,560
Yeah, even though they don't 
 
want to. 

918
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:40,120
Yeah, like if the prices aren't 
 listed or if the prices aren't 

919
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:44,000
like on the bottom of the item, 
 I just don't even deal with it 

920
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,560
anymore because I'm like, they 

are probably way overpriced and 

921
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,120
that's why they're not showing 

the price. 

922
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,320
Agreed. 
 
Step daddy Uncle Paul shows up 

923
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,120
with Solomon in hand and I was 

just sad because I didn't see 

924
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,120
him with a camera. 
 
I thought he would have been 

925
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,040
there to document, just like he 
 was taking photos of Robyn's 

926
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,800
coochie during her birth. 
 
I thought maybe he'd be taking 

927
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,040
pictures. 
 
He'd be proud of his niece, 

928
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,360
granddaughter, stepdaughter. 
 
Yes. 

929
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,440
Whatever she is, he would have 

been like, I could take some 

930
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,560
pictures of this, but no, he was

 just carrying Solomon. 

931
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,760
Saul's getting carried into the 
 Expo on his 1st birthday. 

932
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,920
Absolutely. 
 
And this is an opportunity for 

933
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,120
Meri to remind us that Saul's 
 
birth was when Robyn offered the

934
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,040
surrogacy. 
 
So it's been a year since Robyn 

935
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,440
offered Meri to carry her child.

 

936
00:48:34,448 --> 00:48:39,003
Yes, she says that she thinks 
it's about time for her to bring

937
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:42,360

 it back up with Robyn, and 
since his birthday is coming up 

938
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,312
in a 
 couple of days, they're 
going to be getting ready 

939
00:48:45,312 --> 00:48:47,720
together for 
 the birthday at 
her house. 

940
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,360
And she thinks it'll be a good 

time to talk about the surrogacy

941
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,480
offer again. 
 
Like, OK, we're getting ready 

942
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,360
for your son's first birthday. 

Let's talk about this heavy 

943
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,440
topic together right before the 
 party. 

944
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,480
Right before the party. 
 
But this is how this family is 

945
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,800
starting to operate. 
 
After the seasons of shows that 

946
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,600
we've seen is like production. 

They have to have the 

947
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,560
conversation. 
 
They have something lined up. 

948
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,640
It was probably scheduled. 
 
It was probably pushed by a 

949
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:15,600
producer, frankly, to happen. 
 
And it's weird because Christine

950
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,200
does echo what I'm saying about 
 how they really didn't have 

951
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,240
conversations or do things 
 
outside of filming, which is 

952
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,960
bizarre because they're a 
 
family, supposedly. 

953
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,760
But it's maybe one of the only 

times that they'll be like, 

954
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,840
alone together soon again. 
 
Or yeah, that makes sense. 

955
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,800
When talking about the Expo some

 more, Robyn shares feeling 

956
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,760
rejection from making pitches 
 
and not making sales. 

957
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,840
And this was I don't know if 
 
it's the first time, maybe it's 

958
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,080
not. 
 
Let's go with the second to be 

959
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,560
kind time where I've liked 
 
identified with Robyn. 

960
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,480
The reason I'm not good at sales

 is because I am not good with 

961
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,760
rejection and I feel like I 
 
can't help but equate not making

962
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,120
a sale or not doing something to

 actual rejection. 

963
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,000
And so it's hard for me, like 
 
many people in my life have been

964
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,760
like you should be a salesman. 

You seem like a natural blah, 

965
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,560
blah, blah. 
 
And I'm like, just cuz you're 

966
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,960
like an over expressive person 

or a communicator of some sorts 

967
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,960
does not mean you're good at 
 
sales. 

968
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,760
Like when people are like, I 
 
just view that this is what 

969
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,440
somebody needs and so I'm 
 
helping them. 

970
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,400
I'm like, I can't delude myself 
 into thinking they need this. 

971
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,040
They probably don't. 
 
So like, and then when people 

972
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,422
don't buy things or because I've

 been a little entrepreneurial 

973
00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:29,760
in the past and it sucks when 
 
you're like, make a proposal, go

974
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,976
to a pitch meeting, do all these

 things and then they don't 

975
00:50:31,976 --> 00:50:34,320
work with you. 
 
It wears me down. 

976
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,440
It makes me not want to do it, 

you know? 

977
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,960
Yeah, I don't think I could do 

sales just because I am the same

978
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,360
way. 
 
Like if somebody doesn't 

979
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,397
actually need something, I can't

 convince them that they do 

980
00:50:46,397 --> 00:50:49,920
need it, right? 
 
Where I think something like 

981
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:54,280
jewelry could be a little bit 
 
more fun because you know, 

982
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,400
people already know they don't 

need it when they're coming in. 

983
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:02,440
It is just like a fun item or 
 
they have maybe the extra money 

984
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,960
to spend and that's why they're 
 coming to you for jewelry as 

985
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,440
opposed to like a car salesman 

type of situation. 

986
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,320
But I don't know, like you got 

to make a living off of it. 

987
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,760
So I guess you still are trying 
 to convince people to buy your 

988
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,960
shitty jewelry even though, I 
 
don't know, it's a whole like 

989
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,320
round round Robyn situation for 
 me. 

990
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,520
Yeah, it's more complicated than

 people make it seem when they 

991
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,800
default to You have a nice 
 
personality, you should be in 

992
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,840
sales. 
 
It's like, that's not no, no, 

993
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:33,560
no, no, no, no. 
 
Christine talks about how most 

994
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,840
of the jewelry at the Expo is 
 
cheaper than theirs, so it's 

995
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,840
like she's putting the pieces 
 
together even more that their 

996
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,920
jewelry is probably overpriced 

and maybe not even just for the 

997
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,360
quality. 
 
We're making assumptions that 

998
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,160
it's overpriced but that it's 
 
just expensive. 

999
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,960
Like other people that are 
 
selling their goods are less 

1000
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,600
expensive than theirs. 
 
Yeah, She says their prices are 

1001
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,840
too high for the Expo. 
 
And the name Sister Wives is 

1002
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,240
negative. 
 
There has a negative connotation

1003
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,680
there. 
 
And she says that on the couch. 

1004
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,440
And Robyn kind of looks down 
 
and, like, rolls her eyes and 

1005
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,939
has this, like, her jaw is set. 
 

1006
00:52:09,947 --> 00:52:12,420
She's got the Habsburg jaw 
jutting out. 
 

1007
00:52:12,428 --> 00:52:15,982
And you can tell she's annoyed 
with the comments that are being

1008
00:52:15,982 --> 00:52:18,745

 made on the couch when they're
doing the interviews. 
 

1009
00:52:18,753 --> 00:52:21,195
And Christina's, like, I feel 
drained. 
 

1010
00:52:21,203 --> 00:52:23,930
We've been here so long and I'm 
feeling drained. 
 

1011
00:52:23,938 --> 00:52:28,860
And it is, it is draining when 
you're, you know, having to be 


1012
00:52:28,868 --> 00:52:31,250
on and trying to get people 
excited. 
 

1013
00:52:31,258 --> 00:52:34,349
And you have to be excited for 
every person you talk to. 
 

1014
00:52:34,357 --> 00:52:37,424
You have to make them feel like 
your, your attention is all 
 

1015
00:52:37,432 --> 00:52:41,382
about them when really you were 
there all day talking to the 
 

1016
00:52:41,390 --> 00:52:44,685
when I worked at Expo, I 
remember I went to a resort 
 

1017
00:52:44,693 --> 00:52:47,982
afterwards and I was meeting 
people at this resort and I was 

1018
00:52:47,982 --> 00:52:51,162
 like, I've just met like 2000 
people in the last two days. 
 

1019
00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:53,705
And now I'm meeting new people. 
And like the next day I had to 


1020
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:54,674
ask everyone what their names 
were. 
 

1021
00:52:54,682 --> 00:52:57,320
And I'm like, I'm sorry. 
I just, I met so many people and

1022
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,922

 I am a shell of a human being.
It's so much. 
 

1023
00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:05,310
Janelle says that 8 hours in, 
they've sold four pieces of 
 

1024
00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:10,515
jewelry and we need to still 
sell 120 pieces to make it 
 

1025
00:53:10,523 --> 00:53:11,720
valuable. 
And she goes. 
 

1026
00:53:11,728 --> 00:53:15,200
But I'm not worried. 
Yeah, she rolls her eyes and 
 

1027
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:17,496
goes. 
Yeah, she chuckles. 
 

1028
00:53:17,504 --> 00:53:20,260
She chuckles. 
It it's so great 'cause it's 
 

1029
00:53:20,268 --> 00:53:22,694
like, Yep, that's the real shit 
right there. 
 

1030
00:53:22,702 --> 00:53:26,592
It went from they need to sell 
100 to now they need to sell 120

1031
00:53:26,592 --> 00:53:29,920

 to make it valuable like so. 
The math is already changing 
 

1032
00:53:29,928 --> 00:53:32,260
here. 
Probably because they bought a 


1033
00:53:32,268 --> 00:53:35,488
couple of smoothies from across 
the way and they were probably 


1034
00:53:35,496 --> 00:53:37,200
like $7.00 smoothies or 
something maybe. 
 

1035
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:43,669
Yeah, their costs went up. 
We are at the final day of the 


1036
00:53:43,677 --> 00:53:48,794
Expo and we find out that they 
sold seven things so far. 
 

1037
00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:51,295
Yes. 
Final day of the Expo. 
 

1038
00:53:51,303 --> 00:53:54,256
I'm guessing just day 2, like 
day one, day 2. 
 

1039
00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:57,840
And they sold seven things on 
the first day, Yeah. 
 

1040
00:53:57,848 --> 00:54:01,243
Yeah. 
Oh boy, Meri says that we have 


1041
00:54:01,251 --> 00:54:07,320
to sell a lot to break even. 
OK, Yep, Yep, pointing out the 


1042
00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:08,338
obvious. 
Kody asks. 
 

1043
00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:10,309
Are we going to be profitable on
this? 
 

1044
00:54:10,317 --> 00:54:14,920
And Dingbat Robyn is like, given
we're out of town, I don't 
 

1045
00:54:14,928 --> 00:54:17,034
imagine we're going to be that 
profitable. 
 

1046
00:54:17,042 --> 00:54:21,620
And I'm like that profitable. 
This isn't one of those things. 

1047
00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,240
 
Profit is either there or not. 

1048
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:26,040
It is a number like PNL is 
 
profit and loss. 

1049
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,040
It's not a thing that you feel 

like given that you're out of 

1050
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,120
town, you don't imagine that 
 
it's going to be that 

1051
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,000
profitable. 
 
The answer is no, Robyn. 

1052
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,080
The answer is no. 
 
And everybody knows that we're 

1053
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,280
going to sell 113 pieces of 
 
jewelry today. 

1054
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,600
Well, maybe they will. 
 
We get another gem from 

1055
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:47,000
Christine here and she says that

 when she sees Robyn giving her

1056
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,120
spiel, she sees the eyes glaze 

over the people she's talking 

1057
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,960
to. 
 
Yes, she says. 

1058
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,520
I don't think anything is 
 
singing to anyone. 

1059
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,280
Yeah, it needs when you see 
 
something and when you're 

1060
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,720
shopping for jewelry, it just 
 
needs to sing to you. 

1061
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,160
And I don't think our pieces are

 singing to anyone. 

1062
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,440
And that would have been so 
 
great to see in person. 

1063
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,880
Is someone stopping in? 
 
You're going to tell them little

1064
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,760
story because of course then 
 
they show us examples of the 

1065
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,320
women talking. 
 
They just give us a little bit. 

1066
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,280
It's like not a whole story, but

 of like, oh, and then this one

1067
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,456
symbolizes when the time that I 
 gave Meri a blah, blah, blah 

1068
00:55:21,456 --> 00:55:23,960
and the time that Christine 
touched 
 my Hoo ha. 

1069
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,320
And it's like, my God, like 
 
people need stories to know 

1070
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,120
about what your jewelry's about.

 

1071
00:55:30,128 --> 00:55:31,532
That's not good. 
No. 
 

1072
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:34,520
God, like it should speak to 
them about something. 
 

1073
00:55:34,528 --> 00:55:37,632
Which is why jewelry generally 
doesn't need a story that you 
 

1074
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,978
get told about it. 
It speaks to you where it 
 

1075
00:55:39,986 --> 00:55:44,332
doesn't. 
And who wants a bear claw with 


1076
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:48,868
four knuckles with dots on top 
that look like it's supposed to 

1077
00:55:48,868 --> 00:55:50,915
 look like bodies? 
And you know what it reminds me 

1078
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,335
 of? 
Like the old Fisher Price toys 


1079
00:55:53,343 --> 00:55:58,319
where it was like the piece of 
wood or the person was just like

1080
00:55:58,319 --> 00:56:02,064

 U-shaped and then the little 
roundhead on top, the peg kids 


1081
00:56:02,072 --> 00:56:05,294
or the peg, whatever. 
That's literally what it looks 


1082
00:56:05,302 --> 00:56:07,910
like. 
And it's like, who has four 
 

1083
00:56:07,918 --> 00:56:10,600
sister wives? 
Who else has four sister waves? 

1084
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,040
 
Yeah, who's going to wear that? 

1085
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,400
Yeah. 
 
What the fuck were they 

1086
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,280
thinking? 
 
If someone was like asked you, 

1087
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:16,920
oh, what does that necklace mean

 to you? 

1088
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,760
It's like, oh, it's actually 
 
like a logo of a Sister Wives 

1089
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,040
brand, like. 
 
Oh, is this show that I watch 

1090
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,360
about this polygamist family and

 let me tell you about it. 

1091
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,320
Now, by the way, if any of you 

have one of these pieces of 

1092
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,560
jewelry, I would desperately, 
 
desperately love to have it so. 

1093
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,880
Right. 
 
I would. 

1094
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,480
I'd be the one telling that 
 
story. 

1095
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,840
This is a necklace from Robyn's 
 collection. 

1096
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,680
And I have this podcast where I 
 like to talk about it because 

1097
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,920
it's so ridiculous. 
 
It's. 

1098
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,240
A badge of honor I wear as a 
 
deadbeat loser. 

1099
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,280
Ridiculous. 
 
Now we get to meet Susan, who 

1100
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,360
gives us some precious pearls 
 
about this Expo and about her 

1101
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,960
opinions about the Brown family.

 

1102
00:56:56,968 --> 00:57:01,142
I I happen to like Susan, 
although if you were to have the

1103
00:57:01,142 --> 00:57:03,920

 words on or if it was just 
sounds, you'd be like, she seems

1104
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,389

 really unlikable. 
There's something about her 
 

1105
00:57:06,397 --> 00:57:09,634
that's not pleasant. 
She's got Susan has Karen 
 

1106
00:57:09,642 --> 00:57:10,738
energy. 
Yes. 
 

1107
00:57:10,746 --> 00:57:14,991
Oh, she has big time Karen 
energy and she says I have no 
 

1108
00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:18,804
respect for them whatsoever. 
I feel there's a lot of creepy 


1109
00:57:18,812 --> 00:57:22,768
things going on there. 
Yeah, like creepy things. 
 

1110
00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:26,845
We get this back and forth 
between Susan quotes and then 
 

1111
00:57:26,853 --> 00:57:29,612
Kody quotes for a few minutes 
here. 
 

1112
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:35,139
So after they show Susan saying 
that, we cut to Kody saying that

1113
00:57:35,139 --> 00:57:39,864

 he feels bitter and he's 
feeling anger and he's sick of 

1114
00:57:39,864 --> 00:57:44,128
asking 
 for people's approval. 
He thinks that this is an easy 


1115
00:57:44,136 --> 00:57:46,048
lifestyle to defend 
scripturally. 
 

1116
00:57:46,056 --> 00:57:50,799
Scripturally, when he talks 
about how he's sick and tired of

1117
00:57:50,799 --> 00:57:52,298

 having to defend himself to 
society. 
 

1118
00:57:52,306 --> 00:57:56,952
This is where I struggle with 
Kody is because I get it to get 

1119
00:57:56,952 --> 00:58:00,800
 a little wound up by that. 
I, I, I, I think people are 
 

1120
00:58:00,808 --> 00:58:04,380
under the impression that their 
acceptance of me is some sort of

1121
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:06,917

 gift or a generosity. 
And I'm like, no, you can shut 


1122
00:58:06,925 --> 00:58:09,442
your fucking whore mouth. 
Right, as if you need their 
 

1123
00:58:09,450 --> 00:58:11,909
approval to keep moving on in 
your life and be happy. 
 

1124
00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:14,772
I don't need it any more than 
you need mine, so fuck you. 
 

1125
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:16,584
Right. 
And but what I would have to say

1126
00:58:16,584 --> 00:58:19,890

 to that is, well, you're on a 
fucking TV show about it. 
 

1127
00:58:19,898 --> 00:58:23,949
So like right, like they're I'm.
Boiling it down to the basics 
 

1128
00:58:23,957 --> 00:58:24,430
for. 
Sure. 
 

1129
00:58:24,438 --> 00:58:26,629
No, I know. 
And I can understand that as 
 

1130
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:29,960
well. 
I feel like you get sick of 
 

1131
00:58:29,968 --> 00:58:35,103
having to explain your plight to
people when it's not even like 


1132
00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:38,094
that. 
Yeah, but I, I feel a little bit

1133
00:58:38,094 --> 00:58:41,862

 like that as a woman, like 
having to explain why women are 

1134
00:58:41,862 --> 00:58:44,756
 nervous when a man walks behind
them at night. 
 

1135
00:58:44,764 --> 00:58:47,875
Like, go to the opposite side of
the sidewalk, please, Sir, You 


1136
00:58:47,883 --> 00:58:50,214
don't need to be coming up 
behind a woman. 
 

1137
00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:54,066
Like walking home at night, that
type of situation, it's like 
 

1138
00:58:54,074 --> 00:58:58,044
it's so fucking old having to 
explain you know, how you feel 


1139
00:58:58,052 --> 00:59:01,840
to other people all of the time 
and having to defend it. 
 

1140
00:59:01,848 --> 00:59:05,610
OK but you're literally on ATV 
show trying to explain yourself 

1141
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:08,104
 like constantly and. 
You've stated that one of your 


1142
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,720
goals is to change people's 
minds, so you're that means 
 

1143
00:59:10,728 --> 00:59:13,384
people are not agreeing with you
and you're trying to change 
 

1144
00:59:13,392 --> 00:59:13,995
their mind. 
Yeah. 
 

1145
00:59:14,003 --> 00:59:17,838
So you are saying you want to 
explain to people and help them 

1146
00:59:17,838 --> 00:59:20,586
 understand, but that you're 
sick of it at the same time? 
 

1147
00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:24,696
Yeah, I think he's sick of doing
it in everyday life, like in 
 

1148
00:59:24,704 --> 00:59:27,824
person, like situations and 
scenarios like this. 
 

1149
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:33,392
But if he gets a broad audience 
and gets to talk about put it on

1150
00:59:33,392 --> 00:59:36,400

 the couch and to America 
through the TV, he doesn't mind.

1151
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:36,680

 
He. 

1152
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,000
Doesn't mind that. 
 
Yeah. 

1153
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,760
And once again, like, I can 
 
identify that. 

1154
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,360
It's even almost like I'm not 
 
upset about people that would be

1155
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,600
blatantly homophobic or call me 
 out in something that wouldn't 

1156
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,520
be as upsetting to me as someone

 who makes it seem like they've

1157
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,120
actually come to terms with me 

living my life. 

1158
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:55,280
Like good for fucking you. 
 
Yeah, it gets tiring having to 

1159
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,920
educate people when you're like,

 you should be educating 

1160
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,760
yourself. 
 
But then I look at somebody like

1161
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Kody. 
 
And I'm like, I don't think you 

1162
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,880
fall under that umbrella. 
 
Like this isn't some curse 

1163
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:13,200
that's been put upon you. 
 
It's like, not like being 

1164
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,680
anything is a curse, but I just 
 mean that's how he acts about 

1165
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,760
it. 
 
We have come to the conclusion 

1166
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,040
that Kody is a polygamist 
 
because he is a showboat and a 

1167
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,880
narcissist and he wanted 
 
attention and he wanted to live 

1168
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,240
some life where everybody was 
 
all about him and he got to get 

1169
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,520
away with everything. 
 
And that's not the same as being

1170
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,920
born a race or a sex or a gender

 or a sexual orientation. 

1171
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,240
Like it's just he's, it's hard 

to defend him on this because 

1172
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:44,188
when he's saying the things, I'm

 like, I agree, but it pains 

1173
01:00:44,188 --> 01:00:46,720
me. 
I know, I know because you can 


1174
01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:49,982
understand it to an extent. 
But then when you get down to 
 

1175
01:00:49,990 --> 01:00:53,815
the nitty gritty of it, no, you 
don't fall under the umbrella of

1176
01:00:53,815 --> 01:00:56,340

 I was Born This Way, baby, you
know? 
 

1177
01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,176
Absolutely. 
Like Lady Gaga doesn't have any 

1178
01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:02,264
 songs about Kody Brown. 
Susan has another wonderful 
 

1179
01:01:02,272 --> 01:01:05,755
quote for us. 
She says polygamy is not a 
 

1180
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:08,520
religion. 
It is a domineering, weird way 


1181
01:01:08,528 --> 01:01:12,184
for creepy old men to marry 
young women. 
 

1182
01:01:12,192 --> 01:01:16,520
Yes, Susan, yes. 
So even though her care and 
 

1183
01:01:16,528 --> 01:01:20,328
energy is a bit jarring and a 
little off putting, I'm not mad 

1184
01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:24,115
 about what she's saying. 
She is Colleen in the future 
 

1185
01:01:24,123 --> 01:01:27,400
that can speak more clearly. 
Yes, that's funny. 
 

1186
01:01:27,408 --> 01:01:28,940
She does have. 
Yeah, like. 
 

1187
01:01:28,948 --> 01:01:31,500
She has some of that energy. 
She could take something from 
 

1188
01:01:31,508 --> 01:01:35,620
her. 
This is the future, Colleen. 
 

1189
01:01:35,628 --> 01:01:39,250
Susan is the future Colleen. 
Yep, we go back to Kody. 
 

1190
01:01:39,258 --> 01:01:41,744
He says. 
I'm tired of people trying to 
 

1191
01:01:41,752 --> 01:01:46,104
thump their Bibles at me. 
I know all of the old cool guys 

1192
01:01:46,104 --> 01:01:50,182
 in the Bible had more than one 
wife and God didn't judge them. 

1193
01:01:50,182 --> 01:01:52,560
 
Give me a break because I'm 

1194
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:58,000
tired of asking for your 
 
permission, OK? 

1195
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,000
Yep, more the same. 
 
I mean I agree with him. 

1196
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,800
I'm tired of people thumping 
 
their bibles at me. 

1197
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,040
But then I'm also not turning 
 
around and saying that men from 

1198
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,080
the Old Testament who had 
 
multiple vibes are the reason 

1199
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,560
I'm cool and I'm good. 
 
Like he's talking out of both 

1200
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,800
sides of his mouth. 
 
He is. 

1201
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,280
He's thumping his Bible and then

 saying don't be thumping yours

1202
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,120
at me. 
 
Susan has a retort in this back 

1203
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,120
and forth, which is funny 
 
because it's not actually in 

1204
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,360
person. 
 
They're just. 

1205
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,640
Doing the footage back and 
 
forth, Susan says I hate them, 

1206
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,880
that's all I have to add and 
 
walks away. 

1207
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,960
Yes, Susan snapping. 
 
I hate them. 

1208
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,480
So once again, it's like, oh 
 
God, you hate them. 

1209
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,880
Like, I don't know, there's 
 
something that you're doing 

1210
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,480
that's just OK. 
 
But also, yeah, like they're 

1211
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,640
yeah, OK, got. 
 
It I also love that they got her

1212
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,960
to say all this on camera 
 
because it takes a certain type 

1213
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,320
of person to want to be on 
 
camera or allow someone to 

1214
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,680
record them saying these things 
 on camera. 

1215
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,200
Yeah. 
 
So, you know, she's got the 

1216
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,440
conviction behind what she's 
 
saying, otherwise she'd be 

1217
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,160
embarrassed to be saying it on a

 TV show. 

1218
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,760
Yeah, we go to the couch again 

and Janelle says I'm proud of 

1219
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,000
you. 
 
She's like proud of him for 

1220
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,760
speaking up and saying these 
 
things. 

1221
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,560
I'm proud of my husband and gets

 a little worked up about it. 

1222
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,920
After he says give me a break 
 
because I'm tired of asking for 

1223
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,360
your permission. 
 
And that says once again, it's 

1224
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,920
got this theme that I agree 
 
with. 

1225
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,320
I'm tired of asking for your. 
 
I don't need your permission to 

1226
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:24,640
live my life like fuck you. 
 
So I didn't mind seeing Janelle 

1227
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,680
be proud of Kody for talking 
 
like that. 

1228
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:30,000
It's just like polygamy. 
 
Yeah. 

1229
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,320
It's gross. 
 
I can relate to this in a way 

1230
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,960
because I have a shit ton of 
 
tattoos. 

1231
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:40,320
I'm heavily tattooed and I get 

so sick of people feeling like 

1232
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,760
they have a right to touch me 
 
and grab my arm or ask me what 

1233
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,920
my tattoos mean. 
 
And I'm like, I don't have to 

1234
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,920
fucking explain my tattoos to 
 
every Tom, Dick and Harry that 

1235
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,080
just wants a reason to talk to 

me. 

1236
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,080
And I also chose to put them all

 over my body. 

1237
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:01,720
So I feel like I get where 
 
you're coming from here because 

1238
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,544
like, I can empathize with him. 
 

1239
01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:05,058
Like, yeah, it's that's 
annoying. 
 

1240
01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:09,001
But at the same time, like I did
choose to put those on my body. 

1241
01:04:09,001 --> 01:04:10,560
 
So like, I know they're going to

1242
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:15,480
draw some sort of attention. 
 
So yeah, I get like kind of warn

1243
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,560
about situations like this. 
 
Do you ever get anything that 

1244
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,060
aligns with the permission bit? 
 

1245
01:04:20,068 --> 01:04:23,917
Like the first thing I think of 
is like, Oh my gosh, you're so 


1246
01:04:23,925 --> 01:04:26,474
pretty despite your tattoos. 
Oh yeah, Does that come up? 
 

1247
01:04:26,482 --> 01:04:30,121
One time I was cutting a boy's 
hair and he was a teenager and 


1248
01:04:30,129 --> 01:04:33,316
his dad came over and was like 
kind of supervising and telling 

1249
01:04:33,316 --> 01:04:36,535
 me what to do. 
And then he looked at his son 
 

1250
01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:40,004
like in the mirror across from 
him and said, don't you ever 
 

1251
01:04:40,012 --> 01:04:45,150
come home with a girl that looks
like that and pointed at me. 
 

1252
01:04:45,158 --> 01:04:49,340
And I was like appalled. 
I couldn't believe that he said 

1253
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:51,401
 that right in front of me. 
And first of all, I'm cutting 
 

1254
01:04:51,409 --> 01:04:53,780
your son's hair. 
Second of all, how dare you? 
 

1255
01:04:53,788 --> 01:04:57,494
My Co worker that was standing 
next to me who is like a little 

1256
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,856
 older than I was, she stopped 
cutting her person's hair. 
 

1257
01:04:59,864 --> 01:05:03,870
And she looked at him and she 
goes, your son would be lucky to

1258
01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:05,950

 take somebody like her home 
ever. 
 

1259
01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:09,462
She is one of the nicest people 
that you could ever meet and 
 

1260
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:13,766
your son would be lucky to ever 
bring someone like her home to 


1261
01:05:13,774 --> 01:05:15,520
you. 
And I was like, thank you 
 

1262
01:05:15,528 --> 01:05:17,588
because I didn't know what to 
say in the moment. 
 

1263
01:05:17,596 --> 01:05:20,760
And I was really young. 
I was probably like 19 or 20. 
 

1264
01:05:20,768 --> 01:05:24,120
So I didn't really have the 
balls to like stand up for 
 

1265
01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:26,858
myself yet. 
But This is why I like the hair 

1266
01:05:26,858 --> 01:05:29,590
 industry got me like so jaded 
because people just think that 


1267
01:05:29,598 --> 01:05:32,721
they can say whatever the fuck 
they want to you and that you 
 

1268
01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:35,240
have to take it because you know
their customer. 
 

1269
01:05:35,248 --> 01:05:39,120
The things that people will say 
to your face is insane. 
 

1270
01:05:39,128 --> 01:05:43,480
So I can only imagine what has 
been said to their faces. 
 

1271
01:05:43,488 --> 01:05:47,560
And especially after coming out 
on the show and being, you know,

1272
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,520

 in public and out to dinner 
and. 

1273
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,280
The things we say about them on 
 this show. 

1274
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,920
But like, at the same time, 
 
like, yeah, you're putting it 

1275
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,760
out there. 
 
And you know, if you don't want 

1276
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,680
to hear it, then also don't put 
 it out there. 

1277
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:05,960
And now I've got like the balls 
 to be like, OK, fuck off, dude.

1278
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:09,475
But I have had people just like,

 come up and grab me and grab 

1279
01:06:09,475 --> 01:06:12,618
my arm to look at it and think 
that 
 that's like, OK to touch 

1280
01:06:12,618 --> 01:06:14,280
me because of them. 
 
And I'm like, don't fucking 

1281
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,520
touch me. 
 
That's weird. 

1282
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,760
It is weird. 
 
And so I think that people, 

1283
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,560
probably, especially now that 
 
this is the sixth season, think 

1284
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,760
that they have a right to come 

up to them and just start a 

1285
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:28,640
conversation out of nowhere 
 
because they're a public figure.

1286
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,440
Well, just because you made 
 
yourself a public figure here 

1287
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,173
doesn't mean that you want every

 Tom, Dick and Harry to come 

1288
01:06:34,173 --> 01:06:36,480
and have a conversation with you

 when you're out to dinner with

1289
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,000
your kids. 
 
We don't actually owe you an 

1290
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000
explanation on everything. 
 
Yeah, it's not. 

1291
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Just because you're doing 
 
something that's available for 

1292
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,520
public consumption doesn't mean 
 that you are a public commodity

1293
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,880
that is indebted to people to 
 
the point of owing them whatever

1294
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,000
they feel like. 
 
Like you don't. 

1295
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,400
This family doesn't. 
 
We don't. 

1296
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,320
You don't. 
 
I think that one thing that 

1297
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,840
they've done really well is 
 
drawing the line and talking 

1298
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,507
about the sex and like they did 
 a very good job of from the 

1299
01:07:05,507 --> 01:07:08,160
very beginning saying we're not 
 answering questions like that. 

1300
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:12,400
We find that inappropriate and 

just drawing the line because 

1301
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:17,117
it's easy for people with their 
 morbid curiosity to cross 

1302
01:07:17,117 --> 01:07:19,641
lines. 
So I think no, that's one thing 

1303
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:22,245
 they did from the start that 
was good. 
 

1304
01:07:22,253 --> 01:07:25,564
It's funny as the seasons go on 
because it becomes more and more

1305
01:07:25,564 --> 01:07:29,122

 like they teeter on the on the
edge of that, like giving some 


1306
01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:31,947
things where then when they do, 
you're reminded that they didn't

1307
01:07:31,947 --> 01:07:33,662

 before. 
And so it's made me go like 
 

1308
01:07:33,670 --> 01:07:36,704
years in the future from this. 
I'm like, Oh my God, I wish they

1309
01:07:36,704 --> 01:07:38,158

 would have. 
I wish they would give more 
 

1310
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:40,105
because it's it is one of those 
things where it's like, well 
 

1311
01:07:40,113 --> 01:07:41,580
what the hell is your sex life 
like? 
 

1312
01:07:41,588 --> 01:07:45,104
Titillating to think about other
people and like what they're 
 

1313
01:07:45,112 --> 01:07:48,288
doing behind closed doors. 
And I think that when you're on 

1314
01:07:48,288 --> 01:07:52,115
 a reality show, there are some 
lines that you have to draw. 
 

1315
01:07:52,123 --> 01:07:55,734
Yeah, yeah, Christine gives us 
an update on how they did at the

1316
01:07:55,734 --> 01:07:58,589

 Expo. 
Honey, how did they do? 
 

1317
01:07:58,597 --> 01:08:03,316
Oh my gosh, they sold 19 pieces 
of jewelry. 
 

1318
01:08:03,324 --> 01:08:09,840
Yeah, it's 19, so 1/5 of their 
minimum goal, as ramen would put

1319
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,200

 it. 
Maybe not very profitable or 
 

1320
01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:14,080
whatever the fuck she said 
earlier. 
 

1321
01:08:14,088 --> 01:08:17,702
We went out of town, we 
travelled for it and given the 


1322
01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:21,526
numbers so far, it's not looking
like it's going to be very 
 

1323
01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:22,094
profitable. 
Right. 
 

1324
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:24,064
Like, Nope, you lost money. 
That's what that's called. 
 

1325
01:08:24,072 --> 01:08:25,687
It's called the lost, not a 
profit. 
 

1326
01:08:25,694 --> 01:08:30,660
And Christine says that doing 
another Expo would be torture. 


1327
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:35,269
The thought of doing another 
Expo is like torture. 
 

1328
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:38,015
And I listen. 
I've only done 1. 
 

1329
01:08:38,024 --> 01:08:40,702
My God, someone would have to 
pay me a lot of money to go do 


1330
01:08:40,710 --> 01:08:42,876
that again. 
Like people that do it and it 
 

1331
01:08:42,884 --> 01:08:46,755
works for them, good for them. 
If it doesn't work for you, it's

1332
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:47,872

 rough. 
It's rough. 
 

1333
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,986
Yeah, I've only been to them as 
a consumer and they're even 
 

1334
01:08:51,993 --> 01:08:54,577
rough. 
Exactly in that when I leave one

1335
01:08:54,577 --> 01:08:58,287

 I'm usually like I either need
food or a drink or to go to bed 

1336
01:08:58,287 --> 01:09:00,279
 and that's being a person there
not working. 
 

1337
01:09:00,287 --> 01:09:03,760
I get annoyed being hounded to 
buy things like, Oh my God, 
 

1338
01:09:03,768 --> 01:09:05,754
Everywhere you turn, someone's 
trying to tap you on the 
 

1339
01:09:05,761 --> 01:09:07,330
shoulder and tell you about 
their product. 
 

1340
01:09:07,337 --> 01:09:11,295
Imagine walking by an Expo and 
you get tapped on the shoulder 


1341
01:09:11,303 --> 01:09:13,703
by Robyn Brown. 
And she's like, would you like 


1342
01:09:13,712 --> 01:09:18,082
to hear about my jewelry? 
Well, and this little hump here 

1343
01:09:18,082 --> 01:09:21,189
 is me, and this little hump 
there is Meri. 
 

1344
01:09:21,197 --> 01:09:23,800
This hump is Janelle. 
This hump's Christine. 
 

1345
01:09:23,808 --> 01:09:27,880
And then you've got Kody walking
around being like, I'm here to 


1346
01:09:27,888 --> 01:09:30,589
help or something because he's 
the salesman. 
 

1347
01:09:30,596 --> 01:09:34,398
Kody was always the salesman. 
I'm putting this in quotes. 
 

1348
01:09:34,406 --> 01:09:36,000
Sorry you guys can't see air 
quotes. 
 

1349
01:09:36,008 --> 01:09:39,452
He's the salesman. 
I wonder how many of the 19 
 

1350
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,567
pieces Kody sold. 
That would be an interesting 
 

1351
01:09:41,575 --> 01:09:43,446
stat. 
Meri, if you're listening, 
 

1352
01:09:43,453 --> 01:09:45,840
please tell us. 
Please let us know. 
 

1353
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:49,591
We hear Meri say that she 
doesn't understand why Robyn 
 

1354
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:54,464
thinks everyone else needs to be
invested like they are in this 


1355
01:09:54,472 --> 01:09:58,035
business because she knows that 
her and Robyn are invested in 
 

1356
01:09:58,043 --> 01:10:00,760
this, but she just doesn't 
understand why Robyn is pushing 

1357
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,360
 so hard on it. 
And especially after a weekend 


1358
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:07,228
like this, you know, you got 
everyone involved. 
 

1359
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:12,145
It didn't go well. 
And yeah, they gave it a fair 
 

1360
01:10:12,153 --> 01:10:14,600
shot. 
Yep, take it as a learning 
 

1361
01:10:14,608 --> 01:10:16,340
opportunity. 
And Meri acknowledges it could 


1362
01:10:16,348 --> 01:10:19,432
just be her and Robyn. 
They're the ones that want to do

1363
01:10:19,432 --> 01:10:22,543

 it the most. 
And Christine has a sound bite 


1364
01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:24,108
here. 
That's really something. 
 

1365
01:10:24,116 --> 01:10:28,550
I don't really know what makes 
me feel something, but maybe I'm

1366
01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:30,510

 just confused. 
I don't know, she says. 
 

1367
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:34,640
I see Meri and Robyn having a 
tight bond and I want that, but 

1368
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:39,274
 the amount of work it takes to 
have a tight bond with them is 


1369
01:10:39,282 --> 01:10:44,911
something that's really hard. 
I know I'm missing out on strong

1370
01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:48,990

 committed relationships and 
it's like, I don't even know. 
 

1371
01:10:48,998 --> 01:10:53,801
I felt it was hard because at 
first it seemed like she was 
 

1372
01:10:53,809 --> 01:10:55,240
talking about committed 
relationships period. 
 

1373
01:10:55,248 --> 01:10:58,318
Like across the board like that.
She feels like relationships are

1374
01:10:58,318 --> 01:10:59,960

 hard and working for things is
too much. 
 

1375
01:10:59,968 --> 01:11:02,980
And then I'm like, but is it 
just about Meri and Robyn? 
 

1376
01:11:02,988 --> 01:11:06,189
Because at this point, I don't 
even think that she's close with

1377
01:11:06,189 --> 01:11:06,896

 Janelle. 
Nowadays. 
 

1378
01:11:06,904 --> 01:11:09,610
Everyone's like, oh, Christine 
and Janelle are super close. 
 

1379
01:11:09,618 --> 01:11:11,456
And like, I don't think they 
were that super close. 
 

1380
01:11:11,464 --> 01:11:14,160
I think that they work together 
as sister wives to raise 
 

1381
01:11:14,168 --> 01:11:17,500
children and run a household. 
But I don't think they're like 


1382
01:11:17,508 --> 01:11:19,400
super tight. 
I don't think so. 
 

1383
01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:22,280
I think they just worked well 
together for a long time, 
 

1384
01:11:22,288 --> 01:11:25,442
especially with Christine being,
you know, the one that was 
 

1385
01:11:25,450 --> 01:11:27,961
taking care of the children and 
teaching the children. 
 

1386
01:11:27,969 --> 01:11:31,260
And then Janelle went out into 
the workforce and then came 
 

1387
01:11:31,268 --> 01:11:33,075
home. 
And I think that they 
 

1388
01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:36,928
appreciated each other. 
Yes, I think they had a good 
 

1389
01:11:36,936 --> 01:11:38,460
like symbiotic relationship. 
Agreed. 
 

1390
01:11:38,468 --> 01:11:41,556
And then I think as they got 
older and as their kids got 
 

1391
01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:44,660
older and the kids are taken out
of the picture, that things fell

1392
01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:48,090

 off with them a little bit. 
And then now they're close 
 

1393
01:11:48,098 --> 01:11:50,760
again, it seems like. 
But I think that they kind of, 


1394
01:11:50,768 --> 01:11:53,618
yeah, just had like, this 
symbiotic relationship, not 
 

1395
01:11:53,626 --> 01:11:56,886
necessarily a strong friendship 
relationship. 
 

1396
01:11:56,894 --> 01:12:02,164
But I think what Christine is 
saying here is that she sees 
 

1397
01:12:02,172 --> 01:12:06,620
that at least two of the sister 
wives, Meri and Robyn, have this

1398
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:09,184

 tight bond. 
And she's realizing that she 
 

1399
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:12,142
does not have that right now. 
But she knows that it would be 


1400
01:12:12,150 --> 01:12:15,360
really hard to have it given the
circumstances, which is why 
 

1401
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:19,349
she's harping on like, needing 
to be closer to each other and 


1402
01:12:19,357 --> 01:12:20,978
needing to have the homes 
closer. 
 

1403
01:12:20,986 --> 01:12:27,159
I think what she is probably 
feeling is the need to just get 

1404
01:12:27,159 --> 01:12:31,620
 physically close again so that 
they can get emotionally close 


1405
01:12:31,628 --> 01:12:35,430
again and she obviously knows 
something's going on and not 
 

1406
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,700
working out. 
And even if that emotional 
 

1407
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:40,570
closeness isn't best friends or 
whatever, the way that her and 


1408
01:12:40,578 --> 01:12:43,740
Janelle did work, like being 
near each other on a daily 
 

1409
01:12:43,748 --> 01:12:47,329
basis, getting your machine well
oiled and whatever you do feel a

1410
01:12:47,329 --> 01:12:50,984

 closeness, even if it isn't 
that, you know, bosom buddies, 


1411
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:55,436
scissors sisters, bestie vibes, 
it's it is something so I can 
 

1412
01:12:55,444 --> 01:12:57,635
feel that. 
And to have that relationship 
 

1413
01:12:57,643 --> 01:13:01,245
kind of in your face and know 
that they're working together 
 

1414
01:13:01,253 --> 01:13:05,720
nicely and knowing you don't 
have that, like obviously you're

1415
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,100

 going to notice that 
something's different. 
 

1416
01:13:08,108 --> 01:13:09,835
It was an interesting sound 
bite. 
 

1417
01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:14,504
It felt dramatic, but also kind 
of like Christine. 
 

1418
01:13:14,512 --> 01:13:17,614
She's dramatic. 
I don't know it, I don't know, I

1419
01:13:17,614 --> 01:13:20,812

 don't know where to put it. 
At the end of last season and 
 

1420
01:13:20,820 --> 01:13:24,780
then obviously throughout this 
episode, she's having these come

1421
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:29,704

 to Jesus moments with herself 
and realizing who she kind of is

1422
01:13:29,704 --> 01:13:34,089

 as a person and who she is in 
the family and that something's 

1423
01:13:34,089 --> 01:13:38,350
 got to give, but she's not 
quite sure what yet. 
 

1424
01:13:38,358 --> 01:13:42,632
After Christine sound bite we 
get some more lovely words from 

1425
01:13:42,632 --> 01:13:46,985
 Robyn and she says I know for 
us to be successful and united 

1426
01:13:46,985 --> 01:13:50,675
as a 
 family, we need to be in 
business together. 
 

1427
01:13:50,683 --> 01:13:56,250
And I was like WTF? 
If ever I've heard a WTF moment 

1428
01:13:56,250 --> 01:14:00,485
 on this show, it is. 
You know, for the family to be 


1429
01:14:00,493 --> 01:14:04,330
successful and united, they need
to be in business together. 
 

1430
01:14:04,338 --> 01:14:08,342
I'm sorry, the vast majority of 
most people are not in business 

1431
01:14:08,342 --> 01:14:10,000
 with their family like I do 
not. 

1432
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,160
She's just trying. 
 
She's grasping at any straw to 

1433
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,480
make this thing happen so that 

she can work part time and 

1434
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:17,080
expect everyone else to do all 

this work. 

1435
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,800
I guess. 
 
Yeah, I don't know. 

1436
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,092
It's a very weird thing to say. 
 

1437
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:25,346
She says that she thinks it 
would help her learn how to 
 

1438
01:14:25,354 --> 01:14:29,682
speak with Janelle and Christine
if they work together, and she 


1439
01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:33,150
thinks that it will help keep 
the family together. 
 

1440
01:14:33,158 --> 01:14:37,754
This isn't just about business, 
it's about keeping the family 
 

1441
01:14:37,762 --> 01:14:40,784
together. 
Yeah, she says that she prays 
 

1442
01:14:40,792 --> 01:14:43,980
for inspiration from God to 
speak to Christine and Janelle 


1443
01:14:43,988 --> 01:14:48,116
and Kody in this way. 
Like, OK, I mean, I, I guess I'm

1444
01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:52,295

 not going to shame anybody for
their prayers, but like, bitch, 

1445
01:14:52,295 --> 01:14:56,484
 why aren't you praying for ways
to speak to your family in ways 

1446
01:14:56,484 --> 01:15:00,316
 that you speak to your family? 
Like, not about the business. 
 

1447
01:15:00,324 --> 01:15:03,445
Like, she's a mess. 
She's a disaster. 
 

1448
01:15:03,453 --> 01:15:08,598
She's trying to make Fetch 
happen, trying to make this my 


1449
01:15:08,606 --> 01:15:11,680
sister Webb's closet work out. 
Oh. 
 

1450
01:15:11,688 --> 01:15:13,810
God, Robyn. 
She's just a hoping. 
 

1451
01:15:13,818 --> 01:15:15,640
She's hoping And a brand. 
Yeah. 
 

1452
01:15:15,648 --> 01:15:19,620
And now we're going to go to 
Meri's house, where Robyn shows 

1453
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:22,520
 up early to Saul's first 
birthday party. 
 

1454
01:15:22,528 --> 01:15:24,925
We've got Meri. 
You know how they like to show 


1455
01:15:24,933 --> 01:15:27,135
her? 
Scrubbing the counter, jostling 

1456
01:15:27,135 --> 01:15:30,348
 up some things, moving some 
decor, some decorations. 
 

1457
01:15:30,356 --> 01:15:33,920
And then Robyn comes in with 
Saul on her hip looking like 
 

1458
01:15:33,928 --> 01:15:37,360
she's barely able to function 
coming into the house. 
 

1459
01:15:37,368 --> 01:15:39,942
And it is interesting. 
I don't want to say interesting.

1460
01:15:39,942 --> 01:15:41,120

 
They've got, Meri's got the like

1461
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,200
1 year old birthday party 
 
decorations on the island. 

1462
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,960
And at first I was like, are 
 
they just getting together to 

1463
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,255
prep or like plan for the party?

 

1464
01:15:48,263 --> 01:15:49,924
But then it's like, no, the 
party's actually happening. 
 

1465
01:15:49,932 --> 01:15:52,638
Like I didn't feel like that was
really all that clear to me. 
 

1466
01:15:52,646 --> 01:15:55,617
But then it became clear. 
Yeah, they're setting up for the

1467
01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:59,492

 party and they did tee this up
earlier in the episode when Meri

1468
01:15:59,492 --> 01:16:03,085

 said, oh, I think it's going 
to be perfect timing since it's 

1469
01:16:03,085 --> 01:16:05,385
 been a year since the offer was
made. 
 

1470
01:16:05,393 --> 01:16:08,560
I'm going to talk to her when 
we're getting ready for the 
 

1471
01:16:08,568 --> 01:16:10,747
party, so the moment is here. 
The. 
 

1472
01:16:10,755 --> 01:16:13,760
Moment's here for a crucial 
conversation, and Meri tells 
 

1473
01:16:13,768 --> 01:16:16,770
Robyn that she's struggled 
because she doesn't know where 


1474
01:16:16,778 --> 01:16:20,863
she stands on having a baby. 
She says she feels guilty if she

1475
01:16:20,863 --> 01:16:24,667

 decided not to take Robyn up 
on her offer. 
 

1476
01:16:24,675 --> 01:16:28,583
Yeah. 
I mean, OK, that's what she 
 

1477
01:16:28,591 --> 01:16:30,425
wanted. 
She wanted you to feel that way.

1478
01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:30,640

 
This. 

1479
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,520
Is it? 
 
If you take your up on it, then 

1480
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,160
she's doing this wonderful thing

 for you. 

1481
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:38,920
And if you don't, then wow, you 
 didn't even take me up on my 

1482
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:39,560
surrogacy. 
 
Offer. 

1483
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:40,840
Yeah. 
 
I mean, it's your fault you 

1484
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:42,480
don't have another baby. 
 
You could have had one. 

1485
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:46,720
I could have helped you out. 
 
I offered and Robyn says I just 

1486
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,400
wanted you to have a choice. 
 
Every woman should have the 

1487
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:54,200
choice, and you didn't have that

 before. 

1488
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:59,440
Sounds very woke for Robyn. 
 
She also says I would be excited

1489
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:03,760
to have kids with you. 
 
I imagined raising my kids with 

1490
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:08,800
sister wives, Like, that's what 
 you're doing, isn't it? 

1491
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:12,000
They don't need to have kids the

 same age as you. 

1492
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,040
She says Janelle and Christine 

don't want any more kids, and 

1493
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:20,760
I'd love to do it with you. 
 
What she's implying here is that

1494
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:25,800
because Janelle and Christine's 
 kids aren't her new baby's age,

1495
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,360
they're not technically raising 
 kids together. 

1496
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:32,240
Truly is 3 at this point. 
 
And Saul's turning one. 

1497
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:37,320
Yeah, you could be raising your 
 kid with Christine's kid. 

1498
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,760
You're raising all the kids as a

 family. 

1499
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:42,184
I'm so fucking confused by this.

 

1500
01:17:42,192 --> 01:17:44,540
She's got Brianna, Aurora and 
Dayton. 
 

1501
01:17:44,548 --> 01:17:48,296
These kids are the same age as 
Janelle and Christine's younger 

1502
01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:50,462
 children. 
I mean, this is not like there's

1503
01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:53,407

 like all of the kids are like 
different generations, Like 
 

1504
01:17:53,415 --> 01:17:56,730
that's not happening here. 
No, it's like we have some 
 

1505
01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:59,592
pregnancy packed type of thing 
that she is implying. 
 

1506
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:03,400
Like she'd rather have a baby 
baby with somebody and raise 
 

1507
01:18:03,408 --> 01:18:06,755
babies at the same time. 
Oh, so those two babies are 
 

1508
01:18:06,763 --> 01:18:09,920
going to be raised differently 
as siblings because. 
 

1509
01:18:09,928 --> 01:18:12,178
Why? 
Because now she's part of this 


1510
01:18:12,186 --> 01:18:12,675
family. 
Yeah. 
 

1511
01:18:12,683 --> 01:18:15,452
So it's like her new crop. 
It's like her second crop of 
 

1512
01:18:15,460 --> 01:18:17,104
children. 
That's literally what it feels 


1513
01:18:17,112 --> 01:18:18,045
like, yeah. 
Absolutely. 
 

1514
01:18:18,053 --> 01:18:20,498
And she wants to do it with 
someone else. 
 

1515
01:18:20,506 --> 01:18:22,720
That's why she wanted Sister 
Wives, she claims. 
 

1516
01:18:22,728 --> 01:18:25,160
You know, whatever. 
That's literally what you're 
 

1517
01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:27,668
doing. 
You have sister wives, now raise

1518
01:18:27,668 --> 01:18:29,984

 your children together. 
Yeah, you could be doing it 
 

1519
01:18:29,992 --> 01:18:32,605
right now when you're not. 
Figure out how to talk to 
 

1520
01:18:32,613 --> 01:18:35,221
Christine without talking to her
through the business. 
 

1521
01:18:35,229 --> 01:18:38,240
Yes, you dumbass. 
What a great example of 
 

1522
01:18:38,248 --> 01:18:40,556
something that they could be 
building a relationship on 
 

1523
01:18:40,564 --> 01:18:43,034
having their kids come together.
We've talked about this multiple

1524
01:18:43,034 --> 01:18:44,685

 times. 
Have play dates, have dinner 
 

1525
01:18:44,693 --> 01:18:46,400
dates, do the thing, build a 
relationship. 
 

1526
01:18:46,408 --> 01:18:50,390
You don't have to be the closest
people to have a perfectly 
 

1527
01:18:50,398 --> 01:18:51,840
adequate relationship with 
someone. 
 

1528
01:18:51,848 --> 01:18:54,452
A perfectly fulfilling 
relationship in multiple ways. 


1529
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:57,468
And guess what, Truly is 3 at 
this time. 
 

1530
01:18:57,476 --> 01:19:00,662
Saul just turned 1. 
If you even got pregnant right 


1531
01:19:00,670 --> 01:19:05,022
now, if they got Meri's egg and 
Kody's firm and you got pregnant

1532
01:19:05,022 --> 01:19:08,976

 the first time that they did 
in vitro with you, Robyn, 

1533
01:19:08,976 --> 01:19:12,015
because 
 she's saying Meri's 
saying she would still want the 

1534
01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:16,190
baby to be 
 her egg. 
By the time that were to happen,

1535
01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:19,816

 Saul would be at least 2. 
So guess what? 
 

1536
01:19:19,824 --> 01:19:25,897
Your kids have the same age gap 
as Truly and marries So what the

1537
01:19:25,897 --> 01:19:28,720

 fuck are you even talking 
about? 

1538
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,600
It reminds me of like when 
 
friends because their sister 

1539
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,320
wives, it is different, but this

 is it. 

1540
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,480
Yeah. 
 
Like you said, pregnancy pack, 

1541
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:38,200
like when girlfriends that are 

not girlfriends, friends that 

1542
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,400
are girls get pregnant at the 
 
same time and they're so excited

1543
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,480
about it because it's like all 

these things can happen, you 

1544
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,120
know? 
 
But it wouldn't be that way 

1545
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,360
either way. 
 
If you're carrying her baby, you

1546
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,040
can't be carrying. 
 
Right, it's not she's not having

1547
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:53,120
her own baby. 
 
Yeah, although she would know 

1548
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,760
that from some of Robyns 
 
language. 

1549
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:57,520
She's so dumb. 
 
And it is. 

1550
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,720
There's so many elements to this

 because, like, Meri says she 

1551
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:01,298
always saw herself having a boy.

 

1552
01:20:01,306 --> 01:20:04,098
Yeah. 
And then is looking at little 
 

1553
01:20:04,106 --> 01:20:04,654
Saul. 
Yes. 
 

1554
01:20:04,662 --> 01:20:06,654
Like, who's playing with the 
window blinds. 
 

1555
01:20:06,662 --> 01:20:08,685
Yeah. 
And she's like, I wonder if Saul

1556
01:20:08,685 --> 01:20:10,486

 is my version of that, 
experiences Saul. 
 

1557
01:20:10,494 --> 01:20:13,280
And I'm like, just like you were
saying. 
 

1558
01:20:13,288 --> 01:20:13,938
Yes. 
Hello. 
 

1559
01:20:13,946 --> 01:20:16,790
Why aren't you doing that right 
now, helping to raise him as 
 

1560
01:20:16,798 --> 01:20:18,936
your own son, I thought. 
That you guys did. 
 

1561
01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:20,872
I thought that was the whole 
point. 
 

1562
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,658
That's their whole point, 
supposedly. 
 

1563
01:20:22,666 --> 01:20:26,880
Yeah, and she wonders if having 
this close bond with him is what

1564
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:31,257

 she's going to need to just 
satisfy her craving for a baby. 

1565
01:20:31,257 --> 01:20:34,400
 
Then go over fucking and also, I

1566
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:36,400
hate to say it, but it's like, 

what are you people fucking 

1567
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,320
doing all day? 
 
Go over and watch The Price is 

1568
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,680
Right every God damn morning 
 
that you feel like it was 

1569
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,840
solved. 
 
Take him off of his mom's hands 

1570
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,040
for a few minutes. 
 
You know what I mean? 

1571
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,360
Like enjoy the time. 
 
Like there's just so many things

1572
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,520
that could solve these people's 
 problems so easily. 

1573
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,560
It's really just spending some 

time together. 

1574
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:55,280
Well then she says too. 
 
I'm 42 and I'm still not sure. 

1575
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:57,840
And here I am talking about this

 at 42. 

1576
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,000
I mean, she wouldn't be the 
 
first person to have a baby in 

1577
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,800
her early 40s. 
 
But if that's a big motivator 

1578
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,400
for you, I mean, many people 
 
don't want to be continuing to 

1579
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,160
raise their children into their 
 60s. 

1580
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,967
Like, it's very reasonable to be

 like, I'm not going to do 

1581
01:21:10,967 --> 01:21:12,262
this. 
It's too late in my life. 
 

1582
01:21:12,270 --> 01:21:15,666
I think we've said it before, 
but I think it's very obvious 
 

1583
01:21:15,674 --> 01:21:19,468
here that she does not want to 
have a baby. 
 

1584
01:21:19,476 --> 01:21:24,220
And she even uses past tense 
when she's talking about in 
 

1585
01:21:24,228 --> 01:21:26,770
vitro. 
It just makes me think, 
 

1586
01:21:26,778 --> 01:21:29,320
obviously, that the decision's 
already been made because you 
 

1587
01:21:29,328 --> 01:21:31,827
wouldn't be speaking in past 
tense at all. 
 

1588
01:21:31,835 --> 01:21:36,522
And then they're kind of both 
crying and Robyn says again, You

1589
01:21:36,522 --> 01:21:41,608

 offered me a choice with Meri 
and Kody, and I wanted you to 
 

1590
01:21:41,616 --> 01:21:49,800
have a choice, too. 
And then the party starts. 
 

1591
01:21:49,808 --> 01:21:53,800
Everybody. 
Yep, I love this show because 
 

1592
01:21:53,808 --> 01:21:57,845
then it's like, OK, there was 
this somber moment that we're 
 

1593
01:21:57,853 --> 01:22:00,300
supposed to maybe feel 
something, although what all I 


1594
01:22:00,308 --> 01:22:03,877
felt was a little nauseous. 
And then all of a sudden it's 
 

1595
01:22:03,885 --> 01:22:06,374
like party, everyone's here, 
hats are on, people are throwing

1596
01:22:06,374 --> 01:22:08,120

 things, yadda yadda. 
Because of course it's brown 
 

1597
01:22:08,128 --> 01:22:09,988
family chaos. 
So everything seems disjointed 


1598
01:22:09,996 --> 01:22:12,950
in nuts. 
I didn't notice what food they 


1599
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,672
were eating or with what 
disposable utensils, but that's 

1600
01:22:15,672 --> 01:22:16,620
 fine. 
I didn't like. 
 

1601
01:22:16,628 --> 01:22:21,200
I need to move on. 
No, because this next part is so

1602
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,432

 disgusting that I didn't 
notice anything else. 
 

1603
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:27,040
All I noticed was what they do 
next. 
 

1604
01:22:27,048 --> 01:22:31,102
Yes, Robyn has everyone write 
down their hopes and wishes for 

1605
01:22:31,102 --> 01:22:35,294
 Sauls life on little pieces of 
paper, little whatever pieces of

1606
01:22:35,294 --> 01:22:37,383

 paper. 
And then they're reading some of

1607
01:22:37,383 --> 01:22:39,268

 them. 
And, you know, sometimes it's 
 

1608
01:22:39,276 --> 01:22:41,814
such an eloquent person. 
It's such a thoughtful, 
 

1609
01:22:41,822 --> 01:22:45,310
insightful person. 
Sometimes I just get disturbed 


1610
01:22:45,318 --> 01:22:48,380
by people's things. 
Like, I hope he's happy. 
 

1611
01:22:48,388 --> 01:22:51,618
Like, that's what you wrote 
down, you fucking moron. 
 

1612
01:22:51,626 --> 01:22:54,102
Yeah, but whatever. 
So they all write their well 
 

1613
01:22:54,110 --> 01:22:56,495
wishes on these pieces of paper 
and their goal. 
 

1614
01:22:56,503 --> 01:22:59,502
They're not doing anything cute 
with them, like, oh, let's put 


1615
01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:02,288
him in a scrapbook for him to 
read when he turns. 
 

1616
01:23:02,296 --> 01:23:03,360
That's. 
What I thought they were going 


1617
01:23:03,368 --> 01:23:04,588
to be. 
Doing right something. 
 

1618
01:23:04,596 --> 01:23:06,960
I totally thought that it was 
for him. 
 

1619
01:23:06,968 --> 01:23:10,584
Like when you are going to 
college, when you're where Logan

1620
01:23:10,584 --> 01:23:14,075

 is today, we're going to give 
you this book and all of your 
 

1621
01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:16,402
family wrote down what they 
hoped for you in your life. 
 

1622
01:23:16,410 --> 01:23:18,000
Like that would be a thoughtful 
gift. 
 

1623
01:23:18,008 --> 01:23:20,160
Or put in his baby book A 
scrapbook. 
 

1624
01:23:20,168 --> 01:23:22,247
Yeah. 
Absolutely, but no. 
 

1625
01:23:22,255 --> 01:23:27,344
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope. 
We got to add to the landfills. 

1626
01:23:27,344 --> 01:23:29,560
 
We got to add to the trash on 

1627
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,720
the streets of Vegas. 
 
I was going to say, we're not 

1628
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,902
even making it to the landfill. 
 

1629
01:23:32,910 --> 01:23:36,550
We're making it into the mouths 
of birds and into the lakes and 

1630
01:23:36,550 --> 01:23:40,360
 the streams and the desert and 
the oceans and the forests. 
 

1631
01:23:40,368 --> 01:23:43,200
We are about to see something 
magical. 
 

1632
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,710
Oh magical. 
They are going to tie these well

1633
01:23:47,710 --> 01:23:50,370

 wishes onto the strings of 
balloons. 
 

1634
01:23:50,378 --> 01:23:54,450
Yes, they are. 
And we're going to walk out into

1635
01:23:54,450 --> 01:23:57,900

 the backyard and they're going
to let those bushes go and let 


1636
01:23:57,908 --> 01:24:01,746
them fly up into the sky just 
like when they had their. 
 

1637
01:24:01,754 --> 01:24:06,170
I feel like Robyn's trying to 
remake the snowflake kite moment

1638
01:24:06,170 --> 01:24:10,330

 that has like haunted us and 
been shown at every finale. 
 

1639
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:12,928
And now it's going to be this. 
It's going to be. 
 

1640
01:24:12,936 --> 01:24:16,580
Like remember that time And it's
like, OK, I have been to a 
 

1641
01:24:16,588 --> 01:24:20,640
funeral for a an infant where we
did this and it was very moving 

1642
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:24,052
 and touching because it was 
like, Oh my gosh, like a once in

1643
01:24:24,052 --> 01:24:27,178

 a lifetime moment. 
Not we wrote scrap some paper 
 

1644
01:24:27,186 --> 01:24:32,012
and let them go into the air for
no reason to pollute and kill 
 

1645
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:35,844
animals and Oh my God. 
And the balloons were like a one

1646
01:24:35,844 --> 01:24:36,794

 year old's birthday party 
balloons. 
 

1647
01:24:36,802 --> 01:24:38,240
So they were all different 
colors. 
 

1648
01:24:38,248 --> 01:24:42,892
And it was red, yellow, blue, 
like all the priMeri colors. 
 

1649
01:24:42,900 --> 01:24:44,970
So dumb. 
It was so dumb. 
 

1650
01:24:44,978 --> 01:24:47,620
Yeah, I hate that shit. 
I do too. 
 

1651
01:24:47,628 --> 01:24:51,050
I honestly was like, I think we 
knew better at this time too. 
 

1652
01:24:51,058 --> 01:24:53,018
It's 2015. 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we knew 
 

1653
01:24:53,026 --> 01:24:55,410
better. 
We knew better if it calls for 


1654
01:24:55,418 --> 01:24:57,528
it. 
I'm not even going to be a hater

1655
01:24:57,528 --> 01:24:59,320

 if it's something that it 
works for. 
 

1656
01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:01,760
In my opinion, this is 
definitely. 
 

1657
01:25:01,768 --> 01:25:04,165
This isn't even close to that. 
Well, they have different ways 


1658
01:25:04,173 --> 01:25:06,352
of doing it now. 
I think they have like 
 

1659
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,420
biodegradable balloons and like 
different things that you could 

1660
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:11,810
 do that are more 
environmentally friendly. 
 

1661
01:25:11,818 --> 01:25:16,633
I just think in 2015 there were 
probably better options. 
 

1662
01:25:16,641 --> 01:25:20,975
Oh yes, in 2015 I was aware that
you're not just supposed to let 

1663
01:25:20,975 --> 01:25:24,380
 balloons go into the 
atmosphere, but like I said, for

1664
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:29,880
a 
 significant enough reason, I
wouldn't say a word for this. 
 

1665
01:25:29,888 --> 01:25:31,410
Fuck you. 
Yep. 
 

1666
01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:34,500
Yep, Yep, Yep. 
We're getting close to the end 


1667
01:25:34,508 --> 01:25:37,105
of the episode, everybody, and 
you know what we have to do with

1668
01:25:37,105 --> 01:25:39,355

 the Brown family, We're 
getting to the end of an 

1669
01:25:39,355 --> 01:25:41,080
episode. 
 
Where do we have to go? 

1670
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:45,720
Where do we always end episodes 
 and seasons and start seasons? 

1671
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:48,298
We have to go to the cul-de-sac.

 

1672
01:25:48,306 --> 01:25:50,495
Yet again. 
Oh my God. 
 

1673
01:25:50,503 --> 01:25:53,962
When they get to the cul-de-sac,
Kody tells us that he's hoping 


1674
01:25:53,970 --> 01:25:55,800
we'll be in the homes by 
Christmas. 
 

1675
01:25:55,808 --> 01:26:00,014
So we're all going to draw names
for gifts right here, right now 

1676
01:26:00,014 --> 01:26:02,954
 for the holidays. 
We were told at the beginning of

1677
01:26:02,954 --> 01:26:05,298

 this episode we were 60 days 
from Christmas. 
 

1678
01:26:05,306 --> 01:26:10,042
I understand the symbolism here.
I think it's a bit much. 
 

1679
01:26:10,050 --> 01:26:12,067
I think it's 60 days before 
Christmas. 
 

1680
01:26:12,075 --> 01:26:15,780
So you're talking like almost 
two months before Christmas. 
 

1681
01:26:15,788 --> 01:26:18,547
Maybe that's not early. 
I don't know. 
 

1682
01:26:18,555 --> 01:26:21,828
I don't think I've ever drawn 
names for Christmas gifts at the

1683
01:26:21,828 --> 01:26:24,875

 beginning of November. 
But you know, Meri's probably 
 

1684
01:26:24,883 --> 01:26:27,330
got him. 
I wonder if she's still making 


1685
01:26:27,338 --> 01:26:28,650
the pajamas for everybody at 
this point. 
 

1686
01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:30,744
She probably is, but that has 
nothing to do with this. 
 

1687
01:26:30,752 --> 01:26:32,614
I don't. 
Know who knows when this was 
 

1688
01:26:32,622 --> 01:26:34,821
actually shot too? 
It could have just been a good 


1689
01:26:34,829 --> 01:26:36,934
way for them to wrap season 6 
episode one. 
 

1690
01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:40,320
Yeah, that makes sense. 
Logan was there and I'm curious 

1691
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:42,135
 if Logan came home for Saul's 
birthday. 
 

1692
01:26:42,143 --> 01:26:45,480
You know when you go off to 
college and you are in November 

1693
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,809
 at the beginning of November of
your first year of college? 
 

1694
01:26:47,817 --> 01:26:49,825
Are you going home for a one 
year old's birthday? 
 

1695
01:26:49,833 --> 01:26:52,240
It's only 30 minutes away. 
Yeah, I know. 
 

1696
01:26:52,248 --> 01:26:53,972
I'm such a bad person. 
I still would probably. 
 

1697
01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:55,410
No, I might. 
I probably would go home. 
 

1698
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:57,309
What am I saying? 
I mean, it's Logan. 
 

1699
01:26:57,317 --> 01:26:59,600
He definitely would. 
Yeah, he's much better person 
 

1700
01:26:59,608 --> 01:27:02,640
than me. 
Yeah, they always draw names 
 

1701
01:27:02,648 --> 01:27:04,660
every year, I guess, for 
Christmas gifts. 
 

1702
01:27:04,668 --> 01:27:06,347
And it's an exciting thing to 
do. 
 

1703
01:27:06,355 --> 01:27:08,610
And everyone gets all jazzed 
about it. 
 

1704
01:27:08,618 --> 01:27:13,379
And so they thought it would be 
a good way to get the kids 
 

1705
01:27:13,387 --> 01:27:17,200
excited and keep them invested 
and keep the hope alive. 
 

1706
01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:21,340
And Christine literally says, 
like, yes, we're doing this to 


1707
01:27:21,348 --> 01:27:25,624
give them that little tidbit of 
this is happening, it's 
 

1708
01:27:25,632 --> 01:27:26,912
happening. 
Give them some hope. 
 

1709
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:29,107
They have to keep giving their 
kids these. 
 

1710
01:27:29,115 --> 01:27:31,575
False. 
These things, I guess yes. 
 

1711
01:27:31,583 --> 01:27:34,428
Maybe it's not false, maybe it's
just fabricated. 
 

1712
01:27:34,436 --> 01:27:37,072
I don't really know. 
It's weird. 
 

1713
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:42,276
Leon says that all they want for
Christmas is to be in the home. 

1714
01:27:42,276 --> 01:27:44,120
 
Yeah, I don't want anything else

1715
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:45,880
for Christmas. 
 
So selfless of Leon. 

1716
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,080
That's what everyone says about 
 Leon. 

1717
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:51,680
Totally selfless. 
 
Anyway, another clip when 

1718
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,444
they're going, they're showing a

 couple of the kids responses 

1719
01:27:54,444 --> 01:27:57,120
and Leon had this one. 
 
Another one that stood out to me

1720
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:59,760
that was so cute was Savannah. 

Little Savannah. 

1721
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,560
And she's sitting on the couch 

and she's talking about how 

1722
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,480
she's excited to walk to the 
 
other homes instead of asking 

1723
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:07,440
for a ride. 
 
And she's like, I just don't 

1724
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:09,680
want to. 
 
I have to ask my mom for a ride 

1725
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,960
when I want to go over to 
 
Christine's house. 

1726
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:13,800
And I was like, that's so 
 
adorable. 

1727
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,720
And I have a soft spot for 
 
Savannah because she's so cute. 

1728
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:18,120
Yes, other than the box of 
 
rocks, but. 

1729
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:20,480
Well, she did ruin your life 
 
with that box of rocks. 

1730
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:25,240
But, and you know, whoever she 

got for the name this year, 

1731
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,960
we'll have to see. 
 
We'll have to see. 

1732
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,880
And it better be better be worth

 my time. 

1733
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:32,800
Better be better than a box of 

rocks. 

1734
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:36,600
Oh my God, that's hilarious. 
 
Oh, Savannah, if you're if you 

1735
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:39,480
ever listen to this as an adult,

 and I apologize for all the 

1736
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:42,062
terrible things we've said about

 your family, but just know 

1737
01:28:42,062 --> 01:28:45,200
that your box of rocks severely 
 damaged Kimber. 

1738
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,040
But I'm OK with it. 
 
I'm fine. 

1739
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:50,440
Oh my gosh, I just, it's one of 
 the funnier things. 

1740
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:53,880
Of course, you know, to wrap up 
 the episode, the parents talk 

1741
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:58,040
about being all in on making 
 
this happen for their family. 

1742
01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:02,120
They'll do whatever it takes, 
 
even work multiple jobs. 

1743
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:04,400
Oh, that's right, Janelle says a

 little. 

1744
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:06,920
Even if we have to work three 
 
jobs and it's like Robyn doesn't

1745
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:11,680
even work one job. 
 
Yeah, but also that has no like 

1746
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:16,320
bearing on if the homes will be 
 finished or not. 

1747
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,320
What is your third job going to 
 be going and working this 

1748
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,600
fucking construction site? 
 
Hammers and nails, yeah. 

1749
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:26,240
Making some holes in your walls 
 so your kids can get in their 

1750
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,880
bedrooms. 
 
It doesn't matter how many 

1751
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,520
tricks Robyn turns on the 
 
street, their house is going to 

1752
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:33,440
be done when it's done. 
 
Although maybe Robyn could go 

1753
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,360
give the foreman at the 
 
construction site a little bonus

1754
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:41,440
for being done ahead of time. 
 
Oh there you go, that might help

1755
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:44,120
get things moving. 
 
Or he would just be like I never

1756
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:47,120
want to see this crazy bitch 
 
that offered me ABJ behind the 

1757
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,960
toilet port a potty again. 
 
So we're going to finish these 

1758
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:53,280
fucking homes now, everybody. 
 
And he will be dealing with that

1759
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:56,360
blowjob the rest of his life. 
 
Oh. 

1760
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,440
Snap. 
 
OK darling. 

1761
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:03,200
Oh, because he will just be so 

satisfied and have all the fond 

1762
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,720
memories. 
 
Oh, this is all alleged. 

1763
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,680
This is a story we're making up 
 in our own minds. 

1764
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:08,920
Our own imaginations are coming 
 up with this. 

1765
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:13,720
Robyn did not offer the foreman 
 a blowjob behind the porta 

1766
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:15,400
potty. 
 
OK, we made this up. 

1767
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:18,720
Special shout out to our legal 

department. 

1768
01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:22,160
I think it's time for your 
 
mustard seed and shit stain. 

1769
01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:25,240
Which is funny because we are 
 
asking others to contribute 

1770
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,560
their mustard seed and shit 
 
stain on this episode. 

1771
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:30,440
Friendly reminder, if you're 
 
listening right now, pull up 

1772
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:32,520
whatever you're listening to and

 leave us a comment. 

1773
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:34,640
Who's your mustard seed and 
 
who's your shit stain? 

1774
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:38,480
We'll see if you have any 
 
similarities to ours. 

1775
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:40,240
I have a suspicion that there 
 
will be. 

1776
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:43,520
I am so excited to read these 
 
because this is one of those 

1777
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:46,280
episodes where they're kind of 

all over the place. 

1778
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:49,320
Again, we talk about a few 
 
different things, so there's a 

1779
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,520
lot of options here. 
 
Absolutely, there are some 

1780
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,920
options. 
 
Would you like me to go first? 

1781
01:30:54,920 --> 01:31:01,160
OK. 
 
As is tradition sometimes. 

1782
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:03,880
My shit stain. 
 
I'm going to start with a shit 

1783
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,080
stain. 
 
Oh yes. 

1784
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,640
It goes to Robyn. 
 
Oh, yeah. 

1785
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:10,800
I don't think that's a shock at 
 all, the surrogacy offer being 

1786
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,920
brought up again. 
 
She just wanted to give, you 

1787
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:17,400
know, an option to marry. 
 
Just wanted you to have the 

1788
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:18,280
option. 
 
Yeah. 

1789
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:22,360
OK, we get it, you want her to 

be indebted to you regardless of

1790
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,920
what decision she makes because 
 she already said she'll feel 

1791
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:27,600
guilty if she doesn't. 
 
But if she does, she's probably 

1792
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:29,920
going to be, you know, your 
 
little bitch rest of her life. 

1793
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:33,000
Like either way, Meri fails 
 
here. 

1794
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,760
Same thing with the business. 
 
The business is failing. 

1795
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,280
Robyn's going to start blaming 

the rest of the family because 

1796
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:41,880
she's not getting their support 
 anymore. 

1797
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:44,720
Everyone's kind of backing out 

and they're all failing her. 

1798
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:48,720
So her business is failing. 
 
She is just a failure all the 

1799
01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:51,800
way around and multiple senses 

of the word. 

1800
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,348
She won't take ownership for it.

 

1801
01:31:54,356 --> 01:31:56,400
Good shit stain. 
She's a shit stain. 
 

1802
01:31:56,408 --> 01:32:01,940
My shit stain is going to go to 
her loving husband, her devoted 

1803
01:32:01,940 --> 01:32:08,460
 husband, Kody Brown, because he
is filling Robyn's head with 
 

1804
01:32:08,468 --> 01:32:11,510
delusions and illusions about 
this business. 
 

1805
01:32:11,518 --> 01:32:14,415
And if he stopped doing that 
because he has said in this 
 

1806
01:32:14,423 --> 01:32:15,988
episode that he doesn't even 
enjoy it. 
 

1807
01:32:15,996 --> 01:32:19,840
So as far as a hobby business, 
he's not signed up. 
 

1808
01:32:19,848 --> 01:32:25,140
But she is allowed to have this 
fucked up mindset because of 
 

1809
01:32:25,148 --> 01:32:28,080
him, not only about the 
business, but about the 
 

1810
01:32:28,088 --> 01:32:31,050
surrogacy with Meri. 
It's like he's continuing to put

1811
01:32:31,050 --> 01:32:33,130

 on this pressure about things 
with Meri. 
 

1812
01:32:33,138 --> 01:32:35,722
And I guess in this episode they
didn't knock us over the head 
 

1813
01:32:35,730 --> 01:32:38,230
about him saying that they have 
to make a decision and blah, 
 

1814
01:32:38,238 --> 01:32:41,509
blah, blah. 
But I feel like a big reason 
 

1815
01:32:41,517 --> 01:32:45,580
Robyn gets to be so out of touch
with reality is because Kody's 


1816
01:32:45,588 --> 01:32:49,212
like, whatever you need to hear.
Delulu girl, my beautiful wife, 

1817
01:32:49,212 --> 01:32:53,615
 I'm just as crazy as you. 
I don't know if he did anything 

1818
01:32:53,615 --> 01:32:56,972
 all that terrible this episode 
as far as specific things. 
 

1819
01:32:56,980 --> 01:33:02,282
Yeah, he feeds the delusions for
sure, but then also him just 
 

1820
01:33:02,290 --> 01:33:06,775
coming out and saying that he 
hates this and it's not fun for 

1821
01:33:06,775 --> 01:33:09,582
 him. 
I'm like, you have been egging 


1822
01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:12,339
her on like what the fuck? 
So you're just willing to pour 


1823
01:33:12,347 --> 01:33:15,722
money down the drain to make her
happy but now you're backing out

1824
01:33:15,722 --> 01:33:19,780

 again just like you backed out
of the idea for the gym for 
 

1825
01:33:19,788 --> 01:33:22,998
Janelle. 
He kind of doesn't ever help 
 

1826
01:33:23,006 --> 01:33:26,678
them follow out their dreams, 
but gives them the false hope 
 

1827
01:33:26,686 --> 01:33:30,500
that there could be a dream that
plays out just like he does for 

1828
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:34,744
 his fucking kids. 
And it could be the edit, but we

1829
01:33:34,744 --> 01:33:38,515

 didn't see him providing any 
rationale to Robyn or backing up

1830
01:33:38,515 --> 01:33:41,350

 a rationale about like Janelle
does need to do something else. 

1831
01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:42,440
 
Christine doesn't like we need 

1832
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:44,440
to be doing other things. 
 
He was more than happy to say 

1833
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:47,800
that to Christine last episode, 
 being like, we're all stressed 

1834
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,880
and we're all whatever. 
 
But then when the other wives 

1835
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:51,600
are like, I think I should be 
 
doing something that's money 

1836
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,240
making and probably more aligned

 to my own interests, he should

1837
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,280
be backing that up. 
 
Then he. 

1838
01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:58,640
Really should. 
 
He gets my shit stain. 

1839
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,280
Mustard seed, darling. 
 
What are you going to put in the

1840
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:06,560
ground and watch grow? 
 
I think that I have been doing 

1841
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,662
this a lot lately, but Christine

 is going to get my mustard 

1842
01:34:09,662 --> 01:34:10,996
seed. 
Yeah, OK. 
 

1843
01:34:11,004 --> 01:34:16,920
She is just, I don't know if 
she's been on one, like she's 
 

1844
01:34:16,928 --> 01:34:21,375
just been on one in a way that 
makes me happy. 
 

1845
01:34:21,383 --> 01:34:25,540
She says something about the 
tight bond between Meri and 
 

1846
01:34:25,548 --> 01:34:28,165
Robyn and how she's recognizing 
that she's going to have to put 

1847
01:34:28,165 --> 01:34:30,835
 in more work and that it's a 
lot of work if she wants to have

1848
01:34:30,835 --> 01:34:33,525

 that. 
OK, You're being honest with 
 

1849
01:34:33,533 --> 01:34:36,644
yourself here, OK? 
OK, OK, OK. 
 

1850
01:34:36,652 --> 01:34:42,740
She also comes out and says that
she can see people's eyes 
 

1851
01:34:42,748 --> 01:34:46,664
glazing over when Robyn's giving
her spiels to them. 
 

1852
01:34:46,672 --> 01:34:51,909
And that had me cracking up 
because she's saying this stuff 

1853
01:34:51,909 --> 01:34:57,389
 on the couch in front of Robyn.
Like she's been saying this 
 

1854
01:34:57,397 --> 01:35:02,906
stuff and it's so funny to me. 
Christine says that if she's not

1855
01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:06,116

 groaning during the meeting, 
if she doesn't get up and roll 

1856
01:35:06,116 --> 01:35:08,526
her 
 eyes and walk out, that 
she is showing support. 
 

1857
01:35:08,534 --> 01:35:12,515
So she says a couple of these 
really funny, almost just like 


1858
01:35:12,523 --> 01:35:17,144
rude things that I can't believe
she's saying out loud. 
 

1859
01:35:17,152 --> 01:35:21,482
She's just literally saying the 
the funniest shit that I'd be 
 

1860
01:35:21,490 --> 01:35:24,026
embarrassed to say in front of 
someone, Like, oh, I might hurt 

1861
01:35:24,026 --> 01:35:26,036
 their feelings, but she just 
doesn't give a shit anymore. 
 

1862
01:35:26,044 --> 01:35:29,345
And I love that. 
And then she also has like, oh, 

1863
01:35:29,345 --> 01:35:32,188
 the best little mistake ever 
getting my little library. 
 

1864
01:35:32,196 --> 01:35:34,040
Yes, yeah. 
That's true. 
 

1865
01:35:34,048 --> 01:35:36,195
That's true. 
She just was funny again this 
 

1866
01:35:36,203 --> 01:35:38,172
episode. 
I like her little quips she's 
 

1867
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:41,383
been sharing with us lately. 
She did make me laugh out loud 


1868
01:35:41,391 --> 01:35:43,520
more than once, so that's a good
thing. 
 

1869
01:35:43,528 --> 01:35:46,063
Yeah. 
My mustard seed is going to go 


1870
01:35:46,071 --> 01:35:48,280
to Janelle. 
I'm giving my little precious 
 

1871
01:35:48,288 --> 01:35:51,125
seed for Janelle to water. 
She is earthy. 
 

1872
01:35:51,133 --> 01:35:54,492
She likes to do gardening. 
Love that. 
 

1873
01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:58,389
In the conversations, similar to
like Christine, she's trying to 

1874
01:35:58,389 --> 01:36:01,440
 be honest about how she needs 
to have income and that her 
 

1875
01:36:01,448 --> 01:36:04,230
interest is something that she 
already went and took courses, 


1876
01:36:04,238 --> 01:36:07,364
took test prepared for it and 
all this stuff that she wants to

1877
01:36:07,364 --> 01:36:09,869

 do to make money. 
Now, will she make money doing 


1878
01:36:09,877 --> 01:36:12,335
that? 
That's another story. 
 

1879
01:36:12,343 --> 01:36:15,740
But she is letting Robyn know 
how it should be and what it 
 

1880
01:36:15,748 --> 01:36:16,940
should be, and I appreciate 
that. 
 

1881
01:36:16,948 --> 01:36:22,262
I also appreciated her joking 
about the Expo and when she was 

1882
01:36:22,262 --> 01:36:25,640
 like, yeah, we've got to sell 
like 120 of these. 
 

1883
01:36:25,648 --> 01:36:27,990
And I'm not nervous about that 
at all. 
 

1884
01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:32,568
She looked right at the camera 
and it was at the Expo, Wasn't 


1885
01:36:32,576 --> 01:36:35,082
on the couch. 
Yeah, it was like while she was 

1886
01:36:35,082 --> 01:36:38,075
 sitting in the booth area and 
Oh my God, that was great. 
 

1887
01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:40,944
She was being very honest and 
very funny about that. 
 

1888
01:36:40,952 --> 01:36:44,242
I also assumed that we didn't 
see footage of her home because 

1889
01:36:44,242 --> 01:36:45,520
 she probably went with the 
flow. 

1890
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:48,080
I mean, even the rooms that 
 
didn't have doors, she was OK 

1891
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:50,160
with. 
 
You know, I guess maybe I have a

1892
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:51,440
little bit of a low bar for 
 
Janelle. 

1893
01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:54,280
I just need her to give me a 
 
little, a little a little 

1894
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:57,240
something in an episode and I 
 
can give her my mustard seeds. 

1895
01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:58,642
So thank you for that, Janelle. 
 

1896
01:36:58,650 --> 01:37:01,636
I think that her and Christine 
are both just kind of over shit 

1897
01:37:01,636 --> 01:37:05,063
 in their own way and they're 
showing it in their own little 


1898
01:37:05,071 --> 01:37:06,860
ways. 
Yeah, absolutely. 
 

1899
01:37:06,868 --> 01:37:10,920
Our keep sweet moment this week 
comes to us from YouTube. 
 

1900
01:37:10,928 --> 01:37:14,068
It is a comment from Sharon 
Brooks 1847. 
 

1901
01:37:14,076 --> 01:37:17,509
Hi, Sharon Brooks, 1847. 
Hello. 
 

1902
01:37:17,517 --> 01:37:24,400
Sharon Brooks 1847 says, I'm so 
glad I found your channel. 
 

1903
01:37:24,408 --> 01:37:29,975
This is so cool :). 
And I just want to say to Sharon

1904
01:37:29,975 --> 01:37:32,480

 Brooks, 1847, welcome to the 
journey. 
 

1905
01:37:32,488 --> 01:37:35,082
Welcome. 
You better tell us who your 
 

1906
01:37:35,090 --> 01:37:37,278
mustard seed and shit stain is 
this week, otherwise I'm going 


1907
01:37:37,286 --> 01:37:39,654
to send you a message being 
like, I'm very disappointed in 


1908
01:37:39,662 --> 01:37:42,904
you. 
Sharon Brooks 18741847 Next 
 

1909
01:37:42,912 --> 01:37:49,320
Week, Episode 2 of Season 6. 
Not sure if we'll know our 
 

1910
01:37:49,328 --> 01:37:51,450
winners. 
We won't know our winners of the

1911
01:37:51,450 --> 01:37:53,772

 giveaway before our next 
episode because we're letting 

1912
01:37:53,772 --> 01:37:57,855
you have 
 up until the next 
episode drops to give us your 

1913
01:37:57,855 --> 01:38:02,820
mustard seed and 
 shit stain. 
So just a quick reminder, 
 

1914
01:38:02,828 --> 01:38:06,241
YouTube, Spotify, Patreon, go on
to this episode. 
 

1915
01:38:06,249 --> 01:38:08,904
Leave us your mustard seed and 
shit stain. 
 

1916
01:38:08,912 --> 01:38:13,695
Kimber's going to do random 
drawings, yes, and give away 2 


1917
01:38:13,703 --> 01:38:16,500
fabulous hand towels. 
They're going to be glorious. 
 

1918
01:38:16,508 --> 01:38:18,798
You're going to want these, 
you're going to want to hang 
 

1919
01:38:18,806 --> 01:38:21,704
them in your kitchen, your 
bathroom, and I'm going to make 

1920
01:38:21,704 --> 01:38:26,462
 them with a cricket. 
And you pointed out that Meri 
 

1921
01:38:26,470 --> 01:38:30,710
was using on the mirror in the 
Expo. 
 

1922
01:38:30,718 --> 01:38:34,778
She was putting a decal on with 
what looked like a cut out from 

1923
01:38:34,778 --> 01:38:36,868
 a cricket. 
So you know what? 
 

1924
01:38:36,876 --> 01:38:41,742
Meri possessed me and I am just 
ready to get down with the 
 

1925
01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:43,966
Browns and make these towels for
y'all. 
 

1926
01:38:43,974 --> 01:38:46,367
This isn't the first time the 
Spirit of Meri has possessed 
 

1927
01:38:46,375 --> 01:38:49,974
you. 
No, usually it's the spirit of 


1928
01:38:49,982 --> 01:38:51,600
our crusty hair.
