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Hello world, welcome to My 
Sister Wives Podcast. 

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I'm Chris. 
And I'm Allie, we're long time 

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friends who had no idea we were 
both watching the TLC trainwreck

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reality show Sister Wives. 
Join us as we rewatch Sister 

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Wives, maybe have a drink or 
two, and share what useless 

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information and insights we can 
provide. 

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Listen to us two deadbeat losers
judge the Brown family. 

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That's us all right. 
See you on the. 

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Flip side. 
What does the nanny do? 

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OK, so we're done. 
Goodbye. 

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You. 
Shut it off. 

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Do not twist my words. 
Do not make me a victim. 

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Sweetie. 
Just look at the mountain. 

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That's what you saw that day. 
Just the knife in the kidneys 

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over all these years and the 
sacrifices that I made to love 

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you. 
All right, well, we are so 

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excited about this episode 
because Robyn is finally joining

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the Brown family officially. 
It's a big day, big day. 

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It is a big day. 
It is a big day. 

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Big deal. 
It is a very big deal. 

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Ali, is there anything that you 
wanted to point out about the 

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episode holistically or big 
picture before we jump into the 

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day before the wedding and their
little activities? 

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I don't think there's anything 
we'll get into the nitty gritty 

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of it for sure. 
All I can say is that, you know,

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common to most weddings, there's
an element of chaos involved, 

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right? 
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chaos, definitely some planning 
that could have been done 

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better, as it turns out. 
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that, but we'll have to touch on
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They jump in with the day before
the wedding and Kody talking 

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about their guys night out which
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He made sure to clarify which I 
mean because he's not a bachelor

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so it makes sense. 
I guess I didn't even tie 

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together the bachelor. 
Not a bachelor of it, but I 

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think I took it just more. 
Well, they were sure to point 

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out that there weren't any girls
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Yeah. 
Dancing girls. 

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Dancing girls. 
Castles. 

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That's right. 
They didn't even get that far 

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because they've never seen it, 
you know, so they don't know how

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good it can be. 
But. 

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Strippers. 
It can be a good time, OK? 

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Now listen, I get that a lot of 
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don't want their significant 
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strip joint. 
However, if you're worried about

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that, then maybe that's a bigger
conversation for before the 

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wedding, you know? 
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So maybe some other things in 
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I would hope I could trust my 
potential spouse, like my future

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husband, to go out with his 
friends and not actually be 

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debaucherous. 
Like to just enjoy the views and

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take in what he feels like. 
Right. 

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I mean, as most people would 
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go, right? 
But as we know, no, that's not 

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how it does for a lot of folks. 
And so I appreciated the 

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clarification. 
Not that I was worried about 

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Kody Brown and his debaucherous 
behavior. 

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I also thought it was funny that
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that evening because I'm sure 
the rest of it was just so 

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disgustingly boring. 
I don't think any. 

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Well, he was having fun 'cause 
he's ridiculous, but I was just 

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rolling my eyes. 
There is no way that there was 

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too much fun had because they 
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doing anything. 
Janelle made a comment about how

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Logan is only 16 and he's 
participating and so she was 

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hoping that there wouldn't be 
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happening. 
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I guess if you're bringing your 
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what's that place where they 
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Dave and Buster's. 
Dave and Buster's. 

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It's probably like Dave and 
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I maybe not even that cool, you 
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Fair enough. 
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she got from the bridal shower. 
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what Robyn got from the bridal 
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things that they told us about 
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shower? 
There was celery because Kody. 

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Well, it was all Kody. 
'S it was a Kody Survival kit. 

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Oh. 
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And the two things that they 
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Survival kit was celery and salt
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That's it. 
Yes, that's all you need to 

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survive Kody Brown, as it turns 
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Or that's all they decided to 
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Thanks, production. 
There might have been some 

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better things in that box, we do
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We don't know. 
And that whole story that Robyn 

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shared of how she made eggs with
Pepper and Kody was like, I take

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my eggs of salt. 
But don't worry, like Christine 

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will show you how I like my 
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And she was all like, I was 
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Like she was. 
So I mean, I get it. 

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Like, Oh no, you're going to be 
a bride. 

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That's wonderful. 
But like your future husband's 

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wife is telling you how he likes
his eggs and you think it's 

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cute. 
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I wouldn't think it's cute, but 
whatever. 

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Well, let's clarify that it 
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telling her how how she wants or
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It was him telling her that his 
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inform her of how his eggs 
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Yes, yes, yes, that Christine 
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Oh gosh. 
But like a Kody Survival kit, I 

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mean, I hope that there there 
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what they showed, because I 
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cute like wife bonding moment. 
Celery and salt is not it. 

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But they are great for Bloody 
Meri, you know, accoutrement. 

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But other than that, right, Get 
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like stop it. 
So I hope there was better stuff

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in that box, but we'll never 
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You'd hope there is, but there 
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family, like seriously. 
And I was surprised to, I 

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shouldn't say surprise. 
Once again, I know little tardy 

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to the party, but these episodes
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they're half hour episodes for 
this first season, other than 

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the pilot, which we've talked 
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So it seems like bam, all of a 
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wedding. 
Like they have these like little

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clips and then all of a sudden 
it's wedding day and they start 

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with the this kind of, I guess 
the address was wrong on the 

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invites that they sent. 
Am I surprised by this? 

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No, I don't even know what to 
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address on a wedding invite. 
Like I, I just feel like that's 

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a bit clown shoes, but I don't 
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No, right. 
That is simply not normal. 

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Do some people make that 
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Yes, they do. 
Do most people catch it in the 

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proof that they're reviewing 
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together before they print 
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Send it out to people? 
Like at no time throughout this 

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until the actual wedding day 
could you have rectified the 

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situation. 
Like send and I, I definitely 

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had couples that screwed up 
things, but they were able to 

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mail something else out. 
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In time yes, there's a dollar 
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just seemed so silly that they 
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day of the wedding that people 
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place. 
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Robyn made, she said, like we've
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texting and we've been emailing.
So like you said, I mean, they 

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clearly did not have enough time
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So that means they didn't catch 
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late. 
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I mean, maybe because it was at 
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like maybe anyone that received 
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address for them because it's 
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Incorrect. 
Somebody should be doing that. 

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Yeah. 
You are sending people to an 

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address for an event. 
You make sure the fucking 

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address is correct. 
That's like sending it with the 

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wrong date. 
You know you don't invite 

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somebody to your wedding on the 
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Into the wrong place. 
So, and that comes up later 

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because it's absolutely asinine.
Robyn made a jar. 

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She had this big glass jar and 
inside of it she put updated 

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addresses like on little slips 
of paper or something to leave 

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that at the incorrect address. 
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that at her half home and I was 
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still looks like they just moved
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There is nothing on the walls. 
There are boxes, there are 

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totes. 
And so still this timeline like 

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she makes reference to like, oh,
it's just taken so long and 

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we've seemed to have gone 
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And I'm like, what you didn't go
through was unpacking or putting

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anything anywhere. 
Like you couldn't even put your 

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boxes in a closet. 
You couldn't even move the totes

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out of the living room. 
Like everything that's out looks

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like they just moved in 2 days 
ago and there's nothing on the 

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walls and I'm like I don't even 
know bitch how you live like 

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this? 
Like how do you even go? 

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Like once again, what's your 
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What are you doing all day? 
You can't spend an hour making 

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your place look like oh we live 
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Like I just don't get it. 
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the timeline, if we assume that 
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shown is actually accurate for 
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would assume that she's been 
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months. 
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Yeah, like at least a couple 
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So it is kind of, you know, you 
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We are like for myself 
personally, if I move into a 

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place, at least a certain 
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to look like I've been there for
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48 hours at the most, right. 
Like it is not so. 

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So yes, that is unique. 
There's a lot of things unique 

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about what happened you. 
Are the friend where when we're 

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moving in, people are still 
moving in boxes and you're 

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placing shit in on the wall and 
doing all of that like you are 

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unpacking during the move. 
Yes, now I am not that I'm not 

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like that, but I definitely 
can't sit in a bunch of boxes 

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and totes for. 
You're fairly quick about it. 

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The only thing that you do 
differently than I do, I think 

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is actually take more time to 
think about what you're putting 

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where and when and why and how. 
Like I think I'm just like, this

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looks good here. 
Boom. 

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And you're like, no, let me 
really feel it out for a second 

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and just make sure that I'm 
putting things really where I 

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want them. 
Like, you settle in with it for 

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a little bit, but it's still, 
yeah, doesn't look like you 

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moved in yesterday. 
That place still looks decent. 

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You know what I mean? 
Like. 

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Like, if we moved in on a 
Friday, that means on Monday 

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it's gonna look like someone 
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and they're unpacking and 
they're living their life. 

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It's not like they just moved in
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We wouldn't even look like we 
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Correct? 
So gross. 

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Correct. 
It's just, there's so many 

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reasons to hate Robyn. 
And as I'm watching this, 

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there's just more and more and 
more like I'm like, bitch, open 

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a tote, put something on a wall,
take out a nail. 

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Like what are you doing? 
Do you know one of my favorite? 

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This is a little side note from 
before they got to kind of the 

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part where she was talking about
the addresses and everything. 

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But they had all four of them, 
all four of the wives and Kody 

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sitting on the couch as they 
were kind of talking about 

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leading up to this. 
And apparently there had been 

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some discussion on the wedding 
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Like other wives have been 
trying to say, it's going to 

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rain, It's going to rain. 
And they were, you know, la, la,

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la, la, la. 
We don't hear that it's going to

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rain. 
And they're still moving on with

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everything. 
But I think it was Meri that 

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said, you know, the clouds were 
just rolling in and rolling in. 

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And Christine stops and she 
goes, and that's not a metaphor.

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Yeah. 
It's literally what was 

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happening. 
It was not a metaphor, you know?

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And I was like, Oh my God, how 
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Because the the clouds are 
rolling in with the new 

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marriage. 
And it was like, no, no, no. 

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But it was kind of. 
I just like that they had to 

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clarify that that was not a 
metaphor. 

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Right. 
No, absolutely not. 

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But yeah, so they invited people
to the wrong place and that was 

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super special. 
Kody was bouncing around like an

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idiot. 
Yeah, he's always bouncing 

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around like an idiot. 
It was just like, I'm 12 today, 

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like. 
You know, like if the. 

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Oh yeah, he said. 
He feels like it's, yeah, 12. 

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Yeah, I'm like, you're a grown 
man getting married. 

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You can just say that. 
Well, and I wonder if he is like

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that all the time, like he's 
putting on for the camera a 

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little bit for sure, but how 
much? 

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Because my God, putting up with 
that energy on a regular basis, 

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I would be like, listen, I know 
you have main character 

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syndrome, but like we're like, 
if there's no cameras around, we

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aren't being filmed. 
You don't have to do this. 

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Like, Oh my God, I would be 
like, you need to take it down. 

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You're at a nine and they need 
you at like a four. 

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Like, Oh my God. 
And I think his energy is like 

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that, whether it's happy, 
excited, fun energy or it's 

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stressed, angry, whatever 
energy. 

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Like I think it's still like 
that heightened sense of 

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experience, like not 
experiences, but that heightened

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sense of energy, just energy, 
whether it's positive or not, 

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you know, and he's definitely 
God makes it a thing. 

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Main character syndrome is 
accurate for sure. 

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Fucking Kody. 
So then they cut to the girls 

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getting ready. 
I guess. 

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I don't know if I should say 
girls, but yeah, it's the girls 

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getting ready for the wedding, 
getting their hair done, their 

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makeup. 
I think Maddie says like some of

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them, it was their first time 
ever doing anything like that. 

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And that makes sense. 
I mean, you, the girls are all 

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all, all ages. 
They so truly a little baby 

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getting her nails painted. 
And I was like, is that safe? 

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That I'm like, there's probably 
nail Polish that's actually OK 

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for kids. 
That's, you know, it's like it's

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a newborn. 
Isn't she just going to like 

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suck on it? 
But I don't know. 

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We ain't let us babies and we're
OK, you know, like it's fine. 

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I don't know. 
I, you know, it's totally one of

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those moments where I'm like, am
I being a Karen about the nail 

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Polish on the little baby? 
But then I'm like, well, I don't

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know. 
I'd never thought about it, but 

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it's a valid thought. 
Yeah, well. 

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I'm impressed. 
I'll give you props. 

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I mean, that was pretty good. 
I mean, it is truly. 

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So let's. 
Oh, stop. 

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That's so terrible. 
I'm so terrible. 

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So it was interesting because 
they started the morning with 

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Robyn at her house doing all of 
these things and whatever else, 

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right? 
And she's going crazy and all 

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this stuff. 
And that continues to progress 

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throughout the episode. 
But then yes, it's the the other

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three wives and the daughters 
are at the salon and they're 

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getting their hair and they're 
getting their makeup and they're

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getting pedicures and manicures 
and they are having a lovely 

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morning. 
Their morning is relaxing. 

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It is wonderful. 
They're excited, 0 stress, 0 

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pressure. 
And then I think we get to a 

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point in a little bit later 
where Robyn starts losing her 

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shit and is like, why am I alone
on my wedding day? 

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And she was. 
And so that was very 

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interesting. 
So. 

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But they did, they had a good 
old time. 

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It was very funny. 
And yeah, I the salon was 

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lovely. 
They really liked the people at 

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the salon. 
They thought they were so nice. 

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That's great. 
That's beautiful. 

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So then Kody is driving around 
looking for this wrong address 

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to leave the glass jar that 
Robyn has put the correct 

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address in. 
And it has like and then like a 

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metal stake thing because he 
picked up some balloons, like a 

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bunch of balloons to put at the 
wrong address to get everyone's 

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attention to go to the right 
address. 

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And as he's driving around, they
are playing this like clown 

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music, this like circus music 
for the first bullet. 

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And I was like, are you effing 
kidding? 

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Because like, this is the thing 
about production and editing is 

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like, it does put a spin on what
you're absorbing. 

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And so there's this extra level 
of like slapstick Kody driving 

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around to find the wrong 
address. 

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Meanwhile, I'm like, it is your 
wedding day. 

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Is there no one else that could 
be doing this? 

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And is this just for production?
Like, oh, we got a film, Kody 

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driving around doing whatever. 
Like what, one of your 12 boys 

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or however many people like you 
have to know someone. 

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APA could go put it somewhere. 
I guess they thought they needed

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the footage. 
As far as a storyline, I think 

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it kind of sucks. 
So Boo. 

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So my take on that scenario, 
which you'll just love, is that 

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the man was given 1 task. 
OK, the man was given 1 task and

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his task was to get balloons. 
Maybe he could consider it 2 

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tasks. 
One task was to get the balloons

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and the second task was to place
the jar and the balloons at said

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location. 
And of course this becomes an 

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entire shit show and he can 
barely even complete the task. 

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Oh which because also was 
hysterical. 

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The wrong address that was on 
the invites didn't actually even

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exist. 
So what they did was find 

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another address that was close 
enough to the wrong address that

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he could leave it there, but he 
drove around in circles for I 

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don't know how long trying to 
find the wrong address that 

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doesn't exist now. 
What a fucking shit show. 

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But it's just like that true man
thing that they say they want to

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help and you say this is one 
thing you could do. 

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And that one thing that they can
do ends up barely getting 

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accomplished but being the most 
dramatic thing possible of the 

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entire day, right? 
And like, Jesus fucking Christ. 

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And that's why women do it all 
themselves. 

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Okay, so like, it was just prime
example. 

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I'm like, of course he can't 
even fucking do the one thing 

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she told him to do. 
Of course he can't even 

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accomplish that. 
And of course he's going to 

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drive around for an hour and a 
half looking for the wrong 

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address that doesn't exist on 
your wedding day. 

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So that now he's late to get 
ready and then makes it sound 

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like he's been working so hard 
all morning. 

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Yeah, driving around his gold 
Honda van like. 

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Oh God. 
I mean, yeah, Paulies. 

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I suppose he couldn't fit the 
balloons in the Lexus. 

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I really loved that he had to 
drive the van. 

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It was pretty fantastic to me. 
I'm like, yeah, you drive 

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around. 
It does also fit with the 

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narrative more more micro rather
than all men but like Kody 

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specifically, his thing is 
turning mountains into mole 

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hills and like being unable to 
like accomplish basic things. 

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You're saying that's micro? 
Well, I don't know, I guess 

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maybe I was using it wrong. 
I meant, well, no, I meant it 

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more like, yeah, specifically 
Kody. 

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Like that is definitely his. 
Thing that is definitely his 

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thing, but more straight men do 
that then don't OK I mean. 

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I mean, I, I hear you. 
I yes, I I just I straight. 

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Men can RIP me apart in the 
comments, I don't care. 

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Like, I know I like, I 
definitely don't know what to 

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say about that other than it 
just does align for sure with 

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Kody's thing. 
Like he's always like pointing 

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out these things and making this
whatever and blah, blah, blah, 

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blah, blah. 
And it's like, OK, you had one 

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thing to do. 
And yeah, they do. 

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Then cut to Robyn getting ready 
in her home. 

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She or her, yeah, her half home.
She's in a but she's there with 

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the kids alone, like you said, 
like she's alone. 

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And the camera crew is, of 
course, filming footage that 

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makes it look like it's a little
bit chaotic. 

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She's trying to get 3 kids ready
on her wedding day. 

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They're, you know, Dayton's like
pushing and punching one of the 

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sisters. 
She's like trying to get him in 

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the car. 
But she is in this brown dress. 

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So as we all talked about in the
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she has a wedding dress that I'm
assuming she wore to the 

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ceremony. 
I don't know. 

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But so this footage, she's 
wearing the brown dress. 

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So I'm assuming this footage is 
actually from after the ceremony

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and she's getting the kids ready
to go to the reception. 

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Because when she shows up at the
reception, all of the wives are 

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wearing brown dresses for family
photos. 

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So while they're showing this, I
feel like it seems like in the 

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episode that it's. 
Still while everything's 

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happening, but it's definitely 
after the ceremony. 

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I don't think she's doing this 
before the ceremony. 

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Now I can't say that with 100% 
certainty, but I don't think she

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wore a brown dress to her 
ceremony with Kody because when 

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they took wedding photos she's 
in a white dress. 

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I think you're right. 
I think it was after the 

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ceremony and it was before the 
reception. 

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One of the things that I loved 
was when she was trying to 

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wrangle all of the kids in to to
get them out of the house. 

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First of all, she was trying to 
get Aurora to help her with 

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something. 
And it just I will say there's 

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not a ton of parenting moments 
that I see in this show that 

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maybe I I think we probably I 
parent probably very differently

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than this family parents, right?
But there was just a moment that

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I was like, Oh my God, every mom
that would see that is like, Oh 

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God, I know how she feels 
because she was saying to 

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Aurora, I need your help Aurora.
And Aurora was and batshit crazy

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and she just kept repeating 
herself. 

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I counted at least three, but it
could have gotten up to five. 

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I need your help, Aurora. 
Aurora, I need your help, 

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Aurora. 
I need your help. 

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I need your help, Aurora. 
Aurora like she was like, I am 

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going to blow my fucking lid 
unless you do exactly what I 

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need you to do right fucking 
now. 

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And it was just one of the few 
moments of stress and parenting 

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because even as a big group, 
like sometimes I feel like they 

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just let everybody go and do and
be unless like injuries are 

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happening or something. 
And this was her trying to, 

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right? 
They were trying to like she was

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raining them in and Aurora was 
like, fuck you. 

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And she's like. 
Well, this is what's, I mean if 

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it's after, I guess regardless 
if it's after the ceremony or 

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before that this is shot. 
She is there alone. 

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Like I was thinking, OK, if the 
other wives and everyone are 

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getting ready, but they showed 
her getting ready with them at 

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one point too in the salon. 
So I'm kind of I'm kind of just 

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wondering why it is that she's 
alone period. 

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You know, why there isn't 
another wife there helping? 

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Why there isn't another daughter
there helping? 

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I think it's because they don't 
know how to plan things. 

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I mean, they don't think about 
the full picture. 

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Do you know what I mean? 
So let's say she did leave after

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the ceremony to go back home to 
change. 

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First of all, that seems like an
interesting thing, but I guess 

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they weren't like at a venue 
venue. 

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They were at an outdoor park or 
whatever. 

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So maybe it made sense to go 
home and change, but she should 

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never have her fucking kids with
her if she's just on a mission 

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to go home and change like that.
Seems odd that somebody else 

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wasn't like they should stay 
with us or that another wife or 

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even one of the older daughters 
wasn't like, oh, let me come 

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with you and I can help you. 
Like I I just don't think they 

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were thinking through this whole
day and kind of some of that. 

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And I think the other wives 
really were kind of having a 

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good old time and enjoying what 
was happening and not thinking 

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about Robyn in that sense. 
Like they were just waiting for 

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the festivities. 
They weren't thinking about what

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happened before that. 
And I will give them all a 

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little bit of credit, 
specifically Christine and 

451
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,360
Janelle credit, because they 
didn't have that wedding 

452
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:25,000
experience. 
Meri did, but Meri didn't have 

453
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,320
that experience with children 
running amok. 

454
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,880
So I think it's really 
different. 

455
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,680
But like, I can think back to 
when my sister got married and 

456
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,680
one of the things that we didn't
plan for. 

457
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,240
So we spent the whole morning, 
you know, getting ready, the 

458
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,560
hair, the makeup, all the stuff.
We go to the church, there's 

459
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,960
photos. 
PS By the way, we'll talk about 

460
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,080
the photos. 
That is the worst part of a 

461
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,360
fucking wedding day is the 
photos and a family that big, 

462
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:54,000
like, I would jump off a bridge.
But anyway, we were sitting 

463
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,200
there in the middle of the 
afternoon and it was still like 

464
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,480
another hour before the ceremony
started maybe. 

465
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,920
And other people were off doing 
photos and everybody was like, 

466
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,080
Oh my God, we haven't eaten. 
Like we were starving. 

467
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,280
So like, went up to the gas 
station, you know, Pizza Hut to 

468
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,680
get like chicken fingers and 
fries. 

469
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,600
Spent like $200 on chicken 
fingers and fries for 10 people 

470
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,680
to eat because it was like, Oh 
my God, nobody has food. 

471
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,280
We didn't think about this. 
So then as I was planning 

472
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,680
weddings for many years in the 
future, I was like, don't forget

473
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,960
to feed yourself during the day 
when you're getting ready. 

474
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,000
And you're doing this, right? 
Like, you don't think about some

475
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,480
of that stuff. 
They weren't thinking about the 

476
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,240
support that Robyn would need 
getting ready throughout that 

477
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,680
whole day. 
Like she was just spending for 

478
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,400
herself. 
And in hindsight, no, apparently

479
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,080
she had encouraged them to go 
off and do these things to get 

480
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,000
the pedicures and to do all of 
that. 

481
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,200
But I don't think she was 
picturing what was coming her 

482
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,440
way either. 
Like they just should have 

483
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,560
thought through that better for 
sure. 

484
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:56,120
And I'm, you know, a point of I 
don't know WTF miss or something

485
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,560
with this family is the faining 
of like not knowing how weddings

486
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,960
go because they don't have 
weddings like that in their 

487
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,960
culture. 
And I'm like, OK, well, I know 

488
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,080
things about other cultures that
I don't participate in. 

489
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,000
I know things about heterosexual
marriages and mainstream 

490
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,720
America, even though that's not 
my life. 

491
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,080
And I'm kind of like, so nobody 
thought that. 

492
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,480
Like, I, I mean, maybe as a gay 
man, I am more sensitive to it, 

493
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,320
but there's usually a maid of 
honor, there's a matron of 

494
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,960
something, there's a person that
does your right hand help on the

495
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,920
day of their something. 
And it's like, so no one thought

496
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,560
of that. 
And really particularly Chris is

497
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,080
going to scold Meri because Meri
should have known better. 

498
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,520
And Robyn and Meri at this point
have something going on as far 

499
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,920
as their relationship, where 
they're close, they are friends,

500
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,200
They obviously have an emotional
bond. 

501
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:43,280
And why Meri didn't think to 
lean in on that or wasn't, it 

502
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280
does seem weird. 
Now, Christine and Janelle, 

503
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,800
sure. 
I mean, particularly well, both 

504
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,080
of them, because we'll talk 
about what they say about their 

505
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,720
wedding days. 
As we know they were basically 

506
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,320
clown shoes. 
But it just overall is strange 

507
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,080
that Robyn doesn't have anyone 
else helping her in these 

508
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,840
scenes. 
It just, I don't know, it's just

509
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,600
weird. 
This family's so dumb sometimes.

510
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,200
Didn't there have to be a moment
when Robyn was leaving? 

511
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,600
We're just going to go with the 
fact that Robyn went home to 

512
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,000
change from her one dress to the
other one before they went to 

513
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,120
the reception because I think 
that does make the most sense. 

514
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,880
Yeah. 
So there then had to be a moment

515
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,000
that they are leaving the 
ceremony where people are 

516
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:29,440
watching Robyn and her children 
pack up a van, go to her house 

517
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,600
and like, not even like, like a 
little. 

518
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,480
And what are they all doing? 
Not even a thought like oh, 

519
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,920
we'll. 
Just go to the park and sit and 

520
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,920
look at each other. 
Yeah. 

521
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,000
I mean, I just what? 
It doesn't make sense. 

522
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,520
I don't know. 
It is strange, but also this 

523
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,120
family is strange. 
Then we cue the Latin lover 

524
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,000
music. 
OK, cue the like. 

525
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Don't, don't, don't. 
Like there could be a rose in 

526
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,600
someone's mouth, like the whole 
ballroom scene and Meri's 

527
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,080
putting a bow tie on Kody. 
OK. 

528
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,920
And the camera is pan tight, 
like it's their faces. 

529
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,840
And it's a little like behind 
Meri, kind of more focused on 

530
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840
Kody as he's getting the tie put
on him. 

531
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,360
And there's, I don't remember 
exactly what they say to each 

532
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,000
other, but there's a little back
and forth. 

533
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,400
And because of the music, there 
seems like there's some sexual 

534
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,240
tension or a little bit of like 
a, oh, like, are you excited for

535
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,240
me and blah, blah, blah, which 
is so weird because he's 

536
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,200
marrying somebody else. 
She seems a little like, oh God,

537
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,800
I just like, oh God, I can't 
believe I'm get to do this to 

538
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,200
Kody, which is just kind of sad.
It's like he is your husband and

539
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,960
you're, it just feels like by 
this point, I feel like their 

540
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,560
intimacy levels are already very
low. 

541
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:41,000
It seemed like she was a little 
like, oh God, I just like, 

542
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,880
honey, it's your husband and 
you're putting a bow tie on him.

543
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,760
You've been married to him for 
20 years or something? 

544
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,840
If Leon hadn't been there, do 
you think they would have 

545
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,760
fucked? 
Well, this is OK, but this is 

546
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,760
the oh God, no, my God, why did 
you ask me that question? 

547
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,320
It's a valid question. 
Totally is what this is. 

548
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,720
The thing is, like, the camera 
is where it is, and then it 

549
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,480
backs up and pans out and steps 
to the right, and Leon is right 

550
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,080
between them. 
And I was like, this is so 

551
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,960
uncomfortable. 
Like, your child is right there.

552
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,440
And I have to say that the music
played a part in it. 

553
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,280
But even if the music wasn't 
there, like, do I want to see my

554
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,600
mom putting on a bow tie on my 
dad? 

555
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,040
And he's like, Oh yeah, I could 
get it to you, baby. 

556
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,280
Like, no, you don't want to see 
that. 

557
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:27,200
And it was just so like, holy 
fucking shit, there is your kid 

558
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,520
right there like 2 feet away. 
And then she go, well, some of 

559
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,320
the the mumbling that you were 
talking about at the beginning 

560
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,000
was that Meri was like, I really
want to say something right now,

561
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,480
but I'm not going to. 
I don't think Leon would like 

562
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,240
it, right? 
Like that would be embarrassing 

563
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,320
for them. 
And then she keeps looking over 

564
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,160
to the camera like giddy 
schoolgirl, like, like. 

565
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,040
And then she goes, I wish it was
my wedding night. 

566
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,680
Yeah, yeah. 
Like that's fucking weird and 

567
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,880
she's coveting Robyns husband. 
Which is. 

568
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,360
Literally on the wedding day. 
Which is her husband, who's been

569
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,800
married to her for like 20 
years. 

570
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,320
And I don't know that she's ever
had an orgasm from him as we've 

571
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,960
discussed. 
But like, you know, she's still,

572
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,080
so she's still like 15, like 
heavy petting. 

573
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,240
Like, is this going to happen? 
Like, girl, you are middle-aged 

574
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,080
with a child who is right there.
Like, Oh my God. 

575
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,880
It was just very strange. 
They do show a Robyn spotlight 

576
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,280
moment. 
Maybe it was actually just a 

577
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,720
voiceover. 
I don't know where she talks 

578
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,560
about how the cameras were not 
welcome at the ceremony. 

579
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,040
It was a Robyn and Kody 
spotlight. 

580
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,280
It was the two of them together.
Right now they're. 

581
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,360
Talking about their magical 
moment. 

582
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,160
Yes, he's got his arm around 
her. 

583
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,240
She's in that. 
Very little jacket tight to her 

584
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,560
like again, no space in between 
bodies. 

585
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,320
But there weren't other people 
on the couch this time. 

586
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,640
No space. 
And he looks at her like I'm so 

587
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,160
in love with you and it makes me
want to puke. 

588
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:59,160
She really just seems so. 
We said this in one of the last 

589
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:05,520
couple of episodes. 
She just seems very not smart. 

590
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,240
No. 
Like simpleton. 

591
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,400
Yeah, there were a few sentences
that I picked up on over this 

592
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,680
episode where her, the way she 
phrased the sentences, the way 

593
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,280
she put them together was very 
like, oh, girl learned how to 

594
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,960
talk pretty one day. 
Like it's just not. 

595
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,040
Exactly. 
It's not there exactly. 

596
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,280
And that's. 
Coming from someone who fucks up

597
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,400
his words a lot like that is 
messy. 

598
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,920
I want to see her on camera 
talking like the person she 

599
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,760
really is with, like her dumb 
school girlfriends, you know? 

600
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,560
Like, I feel like there has to 
be an environment of people in 

601
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,800
which she doesn't. 
She's not still trying to put on

602
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,160
a show. 
And God would I kill to see what

603
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,240
that looks like. 
And I feel like this might be, I

604
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,960
don't know, but it's interesting
how years later when we see 

605
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,640
Robyn talking now, she's almost 
like there's a gas leak, like 

606
00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,600
she's very lethargic and she's 
very slow. 

607
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,040
I. 
Think she's trained herself. 

608
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,520
Sorry if I spoke over you. 
No, it's all. 

609
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,120
It's all. 
Good. 

610
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,040
I I but I think she's trained 
herself. 

611
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,880
That's what I because I think 
she yeah, she watched herself 

612
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,320
look like a buffoon, like an 
idiot. 

613
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:16,480
And she's like, I know I only 
have the brain that I have, but 

614
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,640
I can probably make them not 
think I'm as dumb as I. 

615
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,400
Am yeah. 
Like if I literally think of 

616
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,480
every phrase intentionally as 
I'm saying it, which slows her 

617
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,640
down to the point of like brain 
damage, like what is going on? 

618
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,200
And you know, some of those 
people that do that, the slow 

619
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,440
talking, they're doing it 
intentionally so that they can 

620
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:42,720
really place and peace what 
they're saying and how so that 

621
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:47,120
you don't recognize it. 
And she's probably eliminated 

622
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,840
certain words out of her 
vocabulary to not, you know what

623
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840
I mean? 
Like, I think this is an 

624
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,920
intentional thing that she's 
been trying to perfect over the 

625
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,600
year. 
Yeah, I mean, it took her 15 

626
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,760
years to figure it out, but 
eventually she does talk slow 

627
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,200
and intentional, and she sounds 
like I don't even know. 

628
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Gross. 
So I know. 

629
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,480
So then when we're actually at 
the reception, is there anything

630
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,320
you have before we talk about 
family photos? 

631
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,120
No, you had touched on just this
ceremony piece, like they had 

632
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,440
that private ceremony now where 
I have that note written. 

633
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:26,080
I am doubting the timing of the 
dress thing because it was after

634
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,760
that. 
But again, we don't really know 

635
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,680
how they put this shit together 
anyway, so it's fine. 

636
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,120
But yeah, that that was just 
like a super small intimate 

637
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,560
moment. 
They weren't going to have 

638
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:41,120
cameras there for it. 
I kind of, I'm curious about 

639
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,480
what that actually looks like. 
You know, like, what is so 

640
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,360
sacred about this that cameras 
can't be allowed? 

641
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,960
Because really they seem like 
they're pretty fine about 

642
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,200
exploiting their religion for 
this television show. 

643
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,520
So like, interesting, right? 
But I feel like it's probably 

644
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,440
more so that somebody else put a
boundary up. 

645
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,280
The cameras couldn't be there 
for it, as opposed to them 

646
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,200
saying we don't want cameras 
here for our ceremony. 

647
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:10,960
I think Kody who knows this is 
still their first season. 

648
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:16,280
I don't know what's out yet when
they're filming this because he 

649
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:22,320
definitely is a pusher for 
cameras like he many many years 

650
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,920
later. 
There are several situations 

651
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,880
that happened with this family 
where there probably should not 

652
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:31,200
be cameras, including things 
like funerals where Kody pushes 

653
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,120
and it's considered 
inappropriate by several family 

654
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,240
members. 
And even like as a viewer, it's 

655
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,080
a little weird. 
So I'm not sure why that is. 

656
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,200
Or I I don't know if it actually
was like an institutional thing 

657
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,560
because this AUB group, who even
effing knows, like I do suspect 

658
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,680
that it was just majorly frowned
upon and they couldn't have any 

659
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,520
cameras. 
And finally, it's sacred as 

660
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,680
Robyn causes very sacred and 
Amen. 

661
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,880
OK, sounds good. 
I wonder what hers was like in 

662
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,040
comparison to the other wives. 
Like the ceremony itself, if the

663
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,120
other wives were there and if 
theirs was particularly 

664
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,880
different, because if it was 
just an intimate thing where 

665
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,040
they were doing some sort of 
exchange of whatever, then it 

666
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,800
might not have been much of 
anything. 

667
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,800
I feel like the actual wedding 
ceremonies themself, like the 

668
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,480
words that were said, the people
that were there, things like 

669
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,280
that probably were very similar 
for all the wives. 

670
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:30,639
I think it's more the type, the 
floral, the reception, the cake,

671
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:33,159
the food, all the stuff like I 
think those are the things where

672
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:36,480
are different. 
But I would, I would feel like 

673
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,400
the ceremony has to kind of just
be with the ceremony is, don't 

674
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,600
you think? 
Well, and also the People 

675
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,280
magazine spread that Robyn got, 
so there was also that. 

676
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,639
Oh well. 
The the, the wedding photos of 

677
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:49,520
Robyn and Kody in front of like 
a flower garden and in front of 

678
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,719
this and all that in front of 
her in her wedding dress and 

679
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,800
he's the the groom and 
everyone's just so happy for 

680
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,880
her. 
I'm sure I saw it at the time 

681
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,440
but unfortunately it's left my 
brain. 

682
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,560
Yeah, now it's just on the 
interwebs if you Google it and 

683
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,600
you know. 
I don't know that we're 

684
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,640
encouraging people to Google 
that and give them more 

685
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,840
attention at this. 
Point I just it's just funny 

686
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,720
that it's like Robyn's wedding 
day. 

687
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:17,680
Like if you look at the photos 
of like Christine and Janelle 

688
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,600
and then Robyn is literally in 
People magazine with like 

689
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,320
looking great and poor Christine
or. 

690
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,080
Christine or Christine like 
trash? 

691
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,160
Satin trash bag is what 
Christine wore to her wedding. 

692
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,760
Yes, satin trash bag. 
Absolutely. 

693
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,640
That's amazing. 
Get the fuck out of here. 

694
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:43,000
Yeah, and not only did Robyn get
one dress, but she got 2 and 

695
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,840
everything else she wanted. 
Yes, well, this is it. 

696
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,320
So when we get to the reception,
Robyn shows up in her brown 

697
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,920
dress because Meri has pointed 
out that they were hoping to do 

698
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,600
family photos and that if they 
were all wearing a brown dress, 

699
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,840
then they would be the four 
wives, signifying that they're, 

700
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,320
you know, the four wives. 
And it's an opportunity for 

701
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,560
family photos, which is always 
fun. 

702
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,160
Now, a thing like a wedding, 
Yeah, you probably will get a 

703
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,680
family photo out of it. 
It is annoying as a photographer

704
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,600
who has never worked a wedding, 
but who has worked events where 

705
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,080
people are then like, this is an
opportunity for us to take 

706
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,440
family photos. 
And it's like, well, that's 

707
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,680
actually an entire effort. 
Like on both sides, like as you,

708
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,040
the people being photographed 
and as the photographer. 

709
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,880
So like, I love that you're 
trying to get this, but this is 

710
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,520
probably not the right time to 
be doing that. 

711
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,680
And you know, when you have that
many kids and as we see the 

712
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,440
kids, you know, Aurora or 
Brianna has a, Brianna has a 

713
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,040
breakdown. 
You know, she's like, oh, crying

714
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,840
and blah blah blah. 
But they do start off with all 

715
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,400
of the wives in the brown dress,
which is why I'm don't know if 

716
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400
Robyn got married in that dress.
I doubt it. 

717
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,800
So that's why I'm thinking she 
went home and then went to the 

718
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,240
park or whatever. 
Janelle gives the hats off to 

719
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:54,320
Meri for being the picture Nazi.
Oh, oh, oh, but then they 

720
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,320
correct themselves. 
She's not the picture Nazi, 

721
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,840
she's the picture goddess. 
Kody calls her the picture. 

722
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,640
Goddess. 
So wait, let's just backtrack 

723
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,080
really quick here. 
Marries things that she brings 

724
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,120
to the family. 
OK, yes. 

725
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,320
Number one. 
Tooth puller. 

726
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,000
Tooth puller, yeah #2. 
Packing Nazi. 

727
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,480
Packing Nazi. 
See, that's why they said we've 

728
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,640
called her a Nazi one too many 
times. 

729
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,400
Let's revisit this. 
So now she's the picture. 

730
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,560
Goddess. 
I hope I'm not too much of A 

731
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,320
perfectionist and I hope I 
wasn't really starting to annoy 

732
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,800
the photographer. 
I was like, bitch, she. 

733
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,600
Didn't give a fuck. 
You were definitely doing all of

734
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,640
those things and yet you 
couldn't stop yourself. 

735
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,760
And that's fine, but. 
That's amazing. 

736
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,360
You know, yes, family photos are
challenging at any time. 

737
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:47,240
Wedding photos in general. 
Yeah, Thank the Lord Jesus, you 

738
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:53,160
never tried to have that be a 
market you dove into because 

739
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,160
it's horrible. 
It's the worst. 

740
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,400
So first of all, you have to 
have the right photographer to, 

741
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,240
like, help you get through all 
of the and. 

742
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,040
And I can just imagine this poor
man. 

743
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,920
What if they didn't tell him 
that they want a full family 

744
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,120
photo of this 30 people or 
whatever it is at this point, 

745
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,760
right? 
Like what if they didn't say 

746
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,760
this? 
You need to a lot like an hour's

747
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,640
worth of time for that shit. 
Because first of all, nobody is 

748
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,120
where they need to be when they 
need to be. 

749
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,760
You can give them a schedule all
day long of who should be where 

750
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,920
and how they should. 
Nobody does. 

751
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,360
And then the second you don't 
have them in a photo, they 

752
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,640
wander and then you're dragging 
their asses back because they're

753
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,440
in the next 1. 
And it's all this like it's 

754
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,160
atrocious. 
So you have to have a 

755
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,840
photographer. 
The A has that timing planned on

756
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:41,560
appropriately, but then B can 
wrangle all these idiots and are

757
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,240
you kidding? 
And then the screaming children 

758
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,480
and this and that all. 
It's just, it's the freaking 

759
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:50,200
worst. 
I used to tell couples that you,

760
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,840
what's the best way to explain? 
Everybody wants to go for the 

761
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,040
cheap person, right? 
Everybody wants to save the 

762
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,400
dollars, OK. 
And that's great. 

763
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,520
And you can find very reasonably
priced people. 

764
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,840
I always said to go for the 
happy medium to the higher end 

765
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,840
because you really want somebody
that's going to a plan out in 

766
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,800
advance with you. 
These are the photos that you 

767
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,680
want, right? 
You can't just show up on the 

768
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,120
wedding day and be like, what do
you want me to do? 

769
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,240
Who do you want these photos? 
What? 

770
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,800
No, we need to lock step all of 
this. 

771
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,640
Like this has to be lined up. 
And then really have them be 

772
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,040
forceful. 
Like they have to kind of be 

773
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,440
assholes at times, you know? 
And you have to say like, this 

774
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,600
is like, right now, this is what
we're doing. 

775
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,000
Get in this place. 
I could not imagine that large 

776
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,560
group of people with that many 
young children. 

777
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,680
We only saw a brief moment. 
Yeah. 

778
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,000
They didn't show us life. 
They should not drag that out. 

779
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,160
And thank you. 
Thank you, Thank you. 

780
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,640
But if I'm thinking about how 
long that actually took, Yeah. 

781
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Oh, my God. 
And they probably barely got one

782
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,640
decent one. 
Do you know what I mean? 

783
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,440
Like there's probably one with 
only one person's eyes half 

784
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,720
closed like it was the. 
Worst. 

785
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,080
Amen. 
Robyn also says that she was 

786
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,040
concerned that people were not 
going to show up to the 

787
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,720
reception, especially because 
they put the wrong address on 

788
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,080
the invite. 
You know, sometimes I think 

789
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:17,920
Robyn's concerns aren't valid, 
but this is one that I'm going 

790
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,160
to give her credit for being 
concerned about that because I 

791
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,840
do see how that's problematic, 
right? 

792
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,600
Isn't that interesting? 
Right. 

793
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,480
We have to give it to Robyn. 
That was a common sense thought.

794
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,760
She did state it as if it was 
like a big dull that she was 

795
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,760
aware, but you know. 
I think we're all pretty certain

796
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,520
too, right? 
That it was Robyn that fucked up

797
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,240
the address on the invite, 
right? 

798
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,120
Because nobody else threw her 
under the bus. 

799
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,160
But she also didn't fess up to 
it. 

800
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,720
It was something like, well, our
invitations accidentally had the

801
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:55,840
wrong address printed on them. 
Bitch please, I fucked up the 

802
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,080
address on my invitation. 
Yes. 

803
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,560
But she leaves that part out, 
you know? 

804
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,280
You're so right, she totally 
fucked that shit. 

805
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,800
Up. 
She probably tried to blame the 

806
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,120
printer like oh they transpose 
the number. 

807
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,840
Yes, I approved something and it
said something different and 

808
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,040
then it's like prove it and 
she's like. 

809
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,840
You sent them the file with all 
the fucking information, dummy. 

810
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,480
Oh, Robyn, she's bright. 
She's a bright star. 

811
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,640
She really is. 
After they transitioned away 

812
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,880
from the family photos bit 
though, Robyn is back in her 

813
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,920
wedding dress. 
So this is what's the thing. 

814
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,480
Like once again, I'm not saying 
that I know how the day went, 

815
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,280
but she's now back in her dress 
for the reception because it's 

816
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,640
her wedding. 
It did cross my mind that like, 

817
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,240
you're joining the family and a 
way to assimilate with the wives

818
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,800
would maybe be to not wear your 
wedding dress. 

819
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,560
I don't know if that's fair to 
say because I would want to wear

820
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,480
a wedding dress if it was my 
wedding day and I was getting 

821
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,600
married. 
So maybe that's a bit much to 

822
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,920
ask. 
But it is a little bit like 

823
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:01,360
interesting that she is so 
mindful of how everyone feels 

824
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,840
and she just wants to make sure 
it all goes well. 

825
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,800
And then she's in a brown dress 
like everyone else. 

826
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,600
And then it's like, fuck it, I'm
turning back into my wedding 

827
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,680
dress for the ceremony. 
But is that selfish? 

828
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,160
Maybe it's not. 
Maybe I'm overthinking it? 

829
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,240
You're not overthinking it 
because I'm thinking it in 

830
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:19,360
several different ways. 
But so number one, I guess I 

831
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,800
don't know that we can assume 
that the actual wedding dress 

832
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,760
that she wore at the reception 
is the one she wore at the 

833
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,480
ceremony. 
There maybe was a more tasteful,

834
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:39,680
less form fitting garment that 
she rocked for their religious 

835
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,240
cult ceremony. 
Maybe Christine's mom made it 

836
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,520
for her, just like Christine's 
dress. 

837
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,720
Maybe, no, we know that Robyn 
was in something better than 

838
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,680
Christine was. 
Let's not kid ourselves. 

839
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,520
But so who knows, maybe that was
the case. 

840
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,160
Maybe it was the same dress she 
wore later on at the reception. 

841
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,520
I don't know. 
I'm going to actually give Robyn

842
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,720
some credit here because I can 
think of of very few brides now 

843
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:07,520
granted their circumstances 
different, but I can think of 

844
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:12,440
very few brides that would be 
open to the suggestion of 

845
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,440
changing into the brown dress 
for the family photo on the 

846
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:22,000
wedding day because they didn't 
want her to look any different 

847
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,680
than the other wives for that 
photo. 

848
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,320
Now Robyn was seeing the greater
goal, which was whole family 

849
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,480
together dressed up nice. 
Perfect time for family photo. 

850
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,000
Like that makes sense, right? 
Like it really does make sense 

851
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,040
to do it that way. 
So she was fine with that. 

852
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,600
Whether she changed out of the 
other dress or not unclear. 

853
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:48,840
Now if she wore the other dress 
simply for the ceremony, Oh boy.

854
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,080
See, we're going down the rabbit
hole. 

855
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,160
I mean, this is how this goes. 
If she wore the other dress for 

856
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:59,160
the ceremony, number one, I 
could see them thinking, we're 

857
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,400
not paying this much money for a
wedding dress for you to only 

858
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,840
wear it for 30 minutes to an 
hour. 

859
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,560
Like obviously you should change
back into it in the evening, 

860
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,880
right? 
Like part of me thinks that if 

861
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,560
that was the dress you wore, 
that was the case. 

862
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:17,400
But if she had worn her regular 
dress for the ceremony and the 

863
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,240
money aspect of it wasn't a 
concern, what she should have 

864
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:25,600
done it was get a cuter little 
cocktail dress for the 

865
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,000
reception. 
But if? 

866
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,200
It showed off her calves. 
She. 

867
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:32,600
I'm not saying a traditional 
cuter cocktail dress, I'm saying

868
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,360
a Mormon. 
What? 

869
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,640
A Mormon cocktail dress? 
But you don't want the 

870
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,440
mentalist. 
Mormon cocktail dress. 

871
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:45,160
I I Google that real fast and 
show me what comes up. 

872
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,320
Yes, let's get a designer. 
Get it up, please. 

873
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,200
I just feel like she could have 
done the regular dress for the 

874
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,640
ceremony, then the dress for the
pictures, and then turned it 

875
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,320
into something cuter for the 
evening. 

876
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,200
And maybe it wasn't a white 
dress for that. 

877
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,080
Maybe it was a brown dress but a
cuter more sparkly. 

878
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,240
Like whatever it was. 
I, I guess I just don't know. 

879
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,480
It is kind of wonky. 
That's a lot of changes for it 

880
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,880
not to be a different dress 
happening. 

881
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,480
But also then I'm still giving 
her the credit of being willing 

882
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,840
to change out of whatever her 
preferred wedding dress was, to 

883
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,520
have this brown dress to blend 
in in the family photos. 

884
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,040
Like I think that actually, I 
mean with what we come to find 

885
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,720
out about her as we go down the 
road, that's pretty decent. 

886
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:32,040
You have changed my mind because
I well, because I was thinking, 

887
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,200
you know, aren't you being a 
selfish bitch by going back into

888
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,520
your wedding dress when in all 
reality getting out of the 

889
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,600
wedding dress for that does 
demonstrate the assimilation 

890
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,520
that I was talking about. 
So God damn it, I hate what we 

891
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,600
have to Robyn. 
Some fucking kudos, you know. 

892
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,560
But you love that, you know? 
Fuck, you made me be nice to her

893
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,000
for a second. 
OK, fine. 

894
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,960
Hey, you know what? 
Amen. 

895
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,080
There's plenty of opportunity to
RIP her apart, so let's give 

896
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,240
her. 
Some, well, we will never hold 

897
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,000
back in those moments either. 
Yes. 

898
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,520
This is it. 
This is it. 

899
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,520
I love, like, scrutinizing 
everything about her life and 

900
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,760
I'm like, well, I guess I'll 
give her half a point for that 

901
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,880
one. 
Oh God. 

902
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,400
There was just one stupid 
moment, like as they were 

903
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,200
getting ready, as she had just 
changed out of her dress and she

904
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,360
was doing all of her stuff or 
whatever, and she goes, now it's

905
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,880
time for the reception baby. 
And I was like. 

906
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,800
Oh. 
What are you doing? 

907
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,960
Go, bro. 
It's just awkward. 

908
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,920
Yeah, super awkward. 
So I thought I should make sure 

909
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,840
you were aware. 
Oh, Robyn. 

910
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:40,960
She's a linguist, Rob. 
OK, Robyn, on the brain now. 

911
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,040
Good God, help me, Help me, 
Lord. 

912
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,000
Eat demons out. 
Demons out. 

913
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:50,760
Then there's this tight up close
shot of Meri, Robyn Kody. 

914
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,560
Maybe they're around the cake. 
They are. 

915
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,760
Around the cake. 
So it must be just before the 

916
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,480
cake cutting that Meri kind of 
takes a moment and gives Robyn 

917
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,240
this collada ring that we 
referenced in the other episode.

918
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,600
Hopefully they took the price 
take off. 

919
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,120
Right. 
This is all I can think of. 

920
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:15,000
Oh, Sabin Was Sabin OK? 
She was very touched, right? 

921
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,040
Sabin was Sabin. 
Uh huh. 

922
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,800
But she was so touched and all I
think, hold on, let me see, let 

923
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,840
me see what I wrote down. 
She cried at the $50 ring. 

924
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,440
Now, we do not know the actual 
price of the ring, but we do 

925
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,240
know 150 was too expensive, 
right? 

926
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,840
So we're just. 
So I mean, there's some sort of 

927
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,280
prices right bit here we're like
closest price without going over

928
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,960
like we know it's not over 150, 
right? 

929
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,840
And also to clarify, for any 
person who is listening to this 

930
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,120
who is not part of the Sister 
Wives universe and has never 

931
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:56,360
heard Sabin before, that is a 
nickname that Robyn has because 

932
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,560
she cries. 
Slash pretends to cry all the 

933
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,040
time. 
I have a question for you. 

934
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,080
Yes. 
Do you think if anybody hadn't 

935
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,960
seen this show, they would still
be listening right now? 

936
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,040
No. 
Just look, I'm hoping deep down 

937
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,760
inside, deep down in my original
organs that. 

938
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,160
As opposed to the ones that have
been inserted. 

939
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,440
I know, but I know I don't have 
anybody else's organs in me. 

940
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:25,040
But, you know, like, it's just, 
well, not at the moment, like, 

941
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:29,200
but you know, it's just, yes, I 
hope someone is listening to 

942
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,400
this that hasn't watched the 
show. 

943
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,440
And it's like, what are these 
people talking about? 

944
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,040
Maybe they're watching the show 
with us in parallel and they're 

945
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,840
experiencing Browns for the very
first time. 

946
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,080
If you are, we will put you in a
drawing. 

947
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,680
Oh, don't. 
You can't promise us doing a 

948
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,800
drawing. 
Yes, I can. 

949
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,640
We don't do anything. 
Like that I can do a drawing. 

950
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,400
If anybody has never seen Sister
Wives and you are still 

951
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,720
listening right now at this very
second, I want to hear about it 

952
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,240
and I'll give you something. 
I'm not going to say you'll like

953
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,080
it, but I can find some funny 
shit to send you in the mail, 

954
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,240
OK? 
Ali will send you something and 

955
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:08,040
you never know, maybe we'll have
you on for a special Friday with

956
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,760
friends or something like that 
to hear about your experience 

957
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,760
with Sister Wives and us guiding
you through the journey. 

958
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:19,080
Of with how we've drawn you into
this universe of magic. 

959
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,960
Like a light to a flame or a 
moth to a flame. 

960
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,040
Moth to a flame. 
Moth is definitely more accurate

961
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,200
for sure. 
They call me Robyn. 

962
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:35,520
Just talking out my mouth hole, 
God, Kody says. 

963
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,520
Kody says God bless them. 
Kody says weddings are 

964
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,240
complicated. 
You'd think I'd be good at it by

965
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,720
now. 
And it's like, well, your track 

966
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:49,280
record is actually an F because 
your first wedding was by all 

967
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,240
accounts a traditional normal 
wedding. 

968
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,040
Your second one, the wife had an
intervention with her family 

969
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,120
because they thought she was 
going crazy and nobody came to 

970
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,200
the wedding because they thought
she was literally losing her 

971
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,120
mind and joining a cult, which 
she was maybe not losing her 

972
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,600
mind, but she joined a cult. 
Christine's wedding is a 

973
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,640
horrible day for her and a 
traumatic experience in her 

974
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,080
life. 
So yeah, you don't have a good 

975
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,160
track record. 
No one thinks you should have 

976
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,680
that. 
You should be good at it by now.

977
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680
You're not good at anything 
except for fooling some people I

978
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,880
guess. 
No, it's this vision that he has

979
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,240
of himself and really who he is 
as the savior of this family and

980
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,800
all of that. 
You know, those are the things 

981
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,400
that are really funny to think 
back about. 

982
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,480
He was stoked, right? 
Like he was having a blast. 

983
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,840
He was loving this. 
He's got the 4th one sucking his

984
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,640
Dick. 
Like he is so happy. 

985
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,200
And it's like, I mean, fine, 
great, but like, look what you 

986
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,280
did. 
So like, look what you did to 

987
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:54,800
these women's lives, these women
that gave you 20-30 years of 

988
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,320
their lives. 
Bore your children. 

989
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,840
Oh and you're Oh my God, like. 
Yeah, he's really out of touch 

990
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,880
with reality, and I think he 
thinks it's funny because he 

991
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,120
thinks he's funny. 
But when you're observing it, 

992
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,080
you're like, that's a fucking 
hot mess. 

993
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,280
Yeah, so Janelle goes, my 
wedding was or my reception was 

994
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,280
nothing like Robyn's reception, 
right. 

995
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,680
She's like, it was nothing like 
that. 

996
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,160
And Christine goes, mine was a 
simple event. 

997
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,600
And Meri said, yeah, mine was a 
large event. 

998
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,360
And then like, Janelle chimed in
like you had cream puffs. 

999
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,560
And Meri goes we did have cream 
puffs. 

1000
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,080
And Janelle goes I was there. 
It was like this. 

1001
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,880
Yeah, right. 
Like, again, that's the thing. 

1002
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,720
Like, I don't know. 
What the fuck? 

1003
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,240
It's funny because Janelle does 
reference that she says 

1004
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,640
something along the lines of 
lost most of her family because 

1005
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,440
of her wedding in that. 
Yeah, that is where she brought 

1006
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,480
it up. 
And it's interesting how it's 

1007
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,680
glossed over because of course 
these are they're only 22 minute

1008
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,080
episodes. 
They're not going to go into 

1009
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,760
that. 
Even later in the show, they 

1010
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,120
address some things, but they 
don't address the whole thing. 

1011
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,160
And Janelle, yeah, joining their
family was a big deal. 

1012
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,760
A big deal to their, to her 
family. 

1013
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,520
They were like, you're joining a
cult and you're going to be 

1014
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,000
crazy. 
And oh, she did join the cult. 

1015
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,200
As it turns out, whatever. 
Kody refers to their reception 

1016
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:24,560
as a coming out celebration. 
I, you know, I understand it 

1017
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,920
conceptually. 
I think my, my take on it is 

1018
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,280
totally kind of humorous because
I think in my 30s, I can't 

1019
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,520
remember what birthday it was, 
but I had a coming out party for

1020
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,080
like my 35th birthday or my 33rd
birthday. 

1021
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,600
And it was funny because I was 
like, I'm coming out everybody 

1022
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,600
and everyone's like, you're 
coming out in what way? 

1023
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,440
And I'm like, as a homosexual, 
they were like, what do you mean

1024
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,280
you're coming out? 
And I'm like, I've never come 

1025
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,680
out. 
Like, my coming out story is 

1026
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,720
kind of just this gradual, like 
telling of some people and 

1027
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,520
people asking me and then 
becoming like, kind of political

1028
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,200
conversations. 
Of course, I did have to have a 

1029
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,400
first combo with my mom and my 
dad about actually being gay, 

1030
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,920
but those things were kind of 
spliced into other things 

1031
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,200
happening. 
I didn't have like a moment. 

1032
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,000
So in my early 30s, I had a 
coming out party and all of my 

1033
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,800
friends were laughing at me 
because I was wearing like Plaid

1034
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,400
shorts and this black T-shirt. 
And they were like, you look 

1035
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,680
like you're going to a golf 
course. 

1036
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,920
Like this is the worst outfit 
for a coming out party. 

1037
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,040
Like I look like a straight man 
and I'm like, oh shit, I look 

1038
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,480
straight on my coming out party.
And it was like 15 years after I

1039
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,080
actually came out. 
So anyway, I'm. 

1040
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,520
Feeling a certain way about this
right now and #1 is, was I 

1041
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,640
invited? 
Oh, you were definitely invited.

1042
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,160
So you think I ditched your 
party? 

1043
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,040
Well, OK, this is when I lived 
on Lagoon. 

1044
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,200
You definitely were invited. 
I'm not sure why you were unable

1045
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,840
to attend. 
It was just a birthday party 

1046
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,600
that I turned into a coming out 
party. 

1047
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,480
I was probably there then, but. 
My neighbor who lives in the 

1048
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,080
building was there and her 
partner was like tripping on 

1049
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:54,840
acid. 
It was. 

1050
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,520
Definitely there. 
I must have missed out the I 

1051
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,840
must have not missed, but I must
have just ignored the coming 

1052
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,920
outness because I thought it was
ridiculous. 

1053
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,040
I have no idea why you. 
Because I was there when he was 

1054
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,240
tripping on acid, yeah. 
So am I coming out party? 

1055
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,200
Yes. 
Even though I've been out. 

1056
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,240
Maybe that overshadowed the 
coming out. 

1057
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,560
But I just had to think in my 
mind, I was just going, you know

1058
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,920
what, Kody? 
I hear you. 

1059
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,040
Coming outs are important. 
And while I didn't do mine on 

1060
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,600
national television, I did do it
12 years after I was actually 

1061
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,800
out and on my birthday. 
And I look straight. 

1062
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,960
So yeah, whatever. 
I think it worked for you. 

1063
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,880
I think you're rocking it still,
you know? 

1064
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,160
Yeah, I think my coming out's a 
better story than Kody's, but 

1065
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,120
whatever. 
Yep. 

1066
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,920
So they they have their coming 
out party, if you will, and you 

1067
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,880
know, they were kind of 
reflecting on different pieces 

1068
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,080
of it and they cut to Christine 
at some point and she said it 

1069
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:51,280
was just such a blessing. 
And when she said that, number 

1070
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:58,080
one, I think she meant it like, 
I think sometimes we're all 

1071
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,480
thinking about the beginning of 
these episodes and did they 

1072
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,400
really mean it? 
And was there enough drama and 

1073
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,200
stuff like that to make them 
worried about it? 

1074
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:08,120
And she said it was such a 
blessing, the wedding day and 

1075
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,680
all of the things. 
I think she really, she seemed 

1076
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,360
really genuine. 
That was when she had that 

1077
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,720
pretty flower in her hair. 
And then she referred to it as 

1078
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,840
like the ending of a chapter. 
And I thought that was kind of 

1079
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:23,800
interesting because it is a 
chapter in their lives. 

1080
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:29,160
And this then opens our door to 
the next chapter, which as we 

1081
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,400
know, is going to be drastically
different. 

1082
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,280
So she wasn't saying that in a 
negative way. 

1083
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,040
She was saying it as she was 
kind of excited for this new 

1084
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,600
start, but as we know. 
And from a storytelling 

1085
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,880
perspective, she is a character 
like doing some foreshadowing to

1086
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,200
what is going to happen 
actually, which is funny like 

1087
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,080
that. 
They kept it in because knowing 

1088
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,160
what we do know, it definitely 
is the end of a chapter for 

1089
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,600
them. 
And the way that she chose to 

1090
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,360
phrase it in that way as like a 
happy accident happy. 

1091
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,760
Surprise again. 
No, it is happy accident. 

1092
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,360
I was trying. 
To call. 

1093
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:14,280
Hey hey, fact checkers slash 
statistics folks that are, as we

1094
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,680
know, somewhere tracking all of 
this behind the scenes. 

1095
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,600
We have now 2 Bob Ross mentions 
in the episodes, and we'd like 

1096
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,280
to know how many we end up with.
Two please. 

1097
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,800
Thank you. 
Please and thank you. 

1098
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:30,040
Kody walks each of his wives out
from the celebration as they've 

1099
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,560
indicated to him that they're 
ready to go. 

1100
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,880
I believe he starts with Janelle
and then Christine, and then 

1101
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,840
when it comes to Meri, he's 
walking her out. 

1102
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,400
And Robyn says like, oh, I saw 
them and I wanted to scurry, but

1103
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,360
then I didn't have a chance or 
whatever. 

1104
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,800
And like, they had a little 
moment. 

1105
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,320
Robyn and Meri, where did you? 
Believe she was trying to 

1106
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,680
scurry. 
Well, I mean, I don't know, it 

1107
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:53,440
was I have no reason to believe 
anything, but they have like a 

1108
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,680
welcome and a love you moment 
like between them, which seemed 

1109
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,680
really cute. 
I mean, they both got VE clamped

1110
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,320
or Robyn pretended to cry. 
Who knows what the situation 

1111
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,120
was, but they both were, you 
know, like when talking about it

1112
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,400
in retrospect in their 
interviews were both emotional. 

1113
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,080
Like, it was a cute moment and 
it was really a welcome to the 

1114
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,520
family thing. 
And I think Meri really was 

1115
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,960
trying to be so optimistic and 
leaning into this opportunity to

1116
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,800
have a sister, wife who is truly
a friend and someone to build a 

1117
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,040
life with. 
And those moments do come 

1118
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,640
through. 
They actually do. 

1119
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,920
Well, and Meri said. 
So they kind of at the end of 

1120
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:35,600
it, maybe each wife gives like 
her vision of the future did 

1121
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,320
that kind of seem like what they
were doing. 

1122
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:43,360
And Meri said that she truly 
believed that these girls are my

1123
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,240
best friends and she can't wait 
to see what's next. 

1124
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,800
And I, I think you're right. 
I think that was genuine, right?

1125
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,680
Now I don't know if I believe 
Meri when she says that. 

1126
00:57:53,720 --> 00:58:01,040
I think in the context of after 
the wedding, I think they all 

1127
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:04,440
had optimism and hope for how 
this could all go true before 

1128
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,640
the wedding, I don't know. 
When Meri does say that there 

1129
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,200
are, but she's like, these are 
my best friends. 

1130
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,520
I made sure to pay attention to 
Janelle and Janelle's eyes just 

1131
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,880
kind of moved to the left and 
stared off like Janelle was not 

1132
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,040
making a frowny face. 
She wasn't making a bad face, 

1133
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,440
but she had a like she was 
listening to Meri talk. 

1134
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,200
And then Meri said we are best 
friends and Janelle just kind 

1135
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,400
of. 
And I'm like, OK, well, I'm not 

1136
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,360
so sure that that feeling is. 
I don't know that everyone feels

1137
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,560
like that. 
And, you know, maybe Meri's not 

1138
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,800
the one to actually be saying 
it, too. 

1139
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:41,120
Well, so got to before that, 
actually, Christine started it 

1140
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:47,160
off and she said she was so 
looking forward to all five of 

1141
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,960
them. 
Yeah, in a big house. 

1142
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,080
One together house. 
And in this in the one big 

1143
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,040
house, but with their separate 
quarters, yeah, that's how she 

1144
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,320
and I was like, OK, so she did 
want everybody together in the 

1145
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,440
same house back. 
Yes. 

1146
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,880
OK. 
She wanted it to stay that way, 

1147
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,880
which marking that note, by the 
way. 

1148
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,280
And then Janelle, I think when 
she maybe like, gave her vision 

1149
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,440
of the future, she just said, 
yeah, I'm just looking forward 

1150
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,240
to it being all five of us. 
Or like hers was not as 

1151
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,480
inspirational or motivational or
like hopeful for the future. 

1152
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,640
Christine's moment was 
definitely a highlight though, 

1153
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:28,120
because of what that means for 
the future when the opportunity 

1154
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,480
for them to all live in a big 
home in separate quarters. 

1155
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,200
Is she in that same state of 
mind? 

1156
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,760
Based on what we're saying right
now, you can probably assume no,

1157
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,280
she is not. 
She was not. 

1158
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,200
She's absolutely adamantly 
opposed. 

1159
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,840
So at the end of the day, and 
and I was trying to listen to 

1160
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,320
her while she was saying that, 
like, does she sound like she's 

1161
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,520
full of shit? 
Like is she lying? 

1162
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,080
But I feel like she was just 
stating that she hopes that 

1163
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,480
they're all like in the same 
situation. 

1164
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,400
They're now just a bigger house.
I think that's exactly what she 

1165
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:58,200
was saying. 
And I think what changes like 

1166
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,320
right now and and I think that 
this is true. 

1167
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,040
If that's where they went from 
this house that they're in and 

1168
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,120
Robyn in the separate house, 
right, to a bigger house with 

1169
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,800
all of them together, I think 
that their relationships and the

1170
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,280
way Kody divided up his time and
the way all of these things 

1171
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,920
happened would have been 
dramatically different, right? 

1172
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,880
But because they went into 
separate homes, that's when 

1173
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,720
everything changed. 
And so now she doesn't want to 

1174
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,680
live with these other people 
because she hates that, you 

1175
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,480
know, like she doesn't want to 
live with these people. 

1176
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,520
But if they just done it 
immediately right then I think 

1177
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,920
they could have. 
I think they could have 

1178
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,400
potentially kept up even with 
the interesting Robyn dynamic 

1179
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,760
coming in. 
Yeah, if they'd all been living 

1180
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,960
under the same roof, the same 4 
walls with their separate 

1181
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,040
spaces. 
But he didn't have to go far to 

1182
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,080
be separate like. 
Yeah. 

1183
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,520
Game changer for that, yeah, you
know, in. 

1184
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,600
The next season we see 
circumstances happen where they 

1185
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,440
are, where they elect to move 
and they find themselves in 

1186
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,200
separate homes and there's just 
kind of this like toss up of 

1187
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,640
their whole life in a sense. 
So that, you know, that's a 

1188
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,320
complication that we'll get to 
in the future and and live 

1189
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,320
through that journey with them. 
But or observe that journey. 

1190
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,080
We're not gonna live through it.
I live through it once already. 

1191
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,480
Now we're choosing to go back 
and live with the. 

1192
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,800
Like, I'll be like, Meri, you're
such a packing Nazi. 

1193
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,640
She's putting my stuff in EU 
Haul. 

1194
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,200
And a tooth puller. 
And a. 

1195
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,000
Tooth puller, yes. 
God, what would we do without 

1196
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,080
you? 
Oh, Meri, we all need Meri. 

1197
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,440
Yeah, that would have produced 
such a different outcome if they

1198
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,360
had found a living arrangement 
that was like that. 

1199
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,600
But can't we all and in our own 
families and in our own lives, 

1200
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,360
go back and pinpoint moments 
that were, you know, changing 

1201
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,040
pieces? 
Like I can't they are just 

1202
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,240
humans. 
I should maybe try to remind 

1203
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,000
myself like of course we all 
make choices our. 

1204
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,160
Show would be so boring if we 
were just like, let's think 

1205
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,560
about it from their perspective,
no? 

1206
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,120
I mean, you're right. 
Like I just thought for a second

1207
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,840
I should pretend like we cared. 
And, you know, Amen. 

1208
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,640
If we'd view them as people, 
then there's that thing. 

1209
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,480
Look, we've all fucked up a time
or two, OK? 

1210
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,760
I'm just, I'm not saying that we
haven't also fucked up and some 

1211
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,080
other things happen in our Life,
OK? 

1212
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,400
I am just saying that they chose
to put it on television, which 

1213
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,080
is why we are sitting here 
judging them. 

1214
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,240
I guess that's the more clear 
way to explain that. 

1215
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,000
Well, maybe someday my accidents
will be on TV and then everyone 

1216
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,480
can talk about me. 
I you know I will do that when 

1217
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:34,280
it does and you know, I'm 
excited for it. 

1218
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,160
I don't know who will set up a 
microphone or record it on a 

1219
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,120
computer for me if you're not 
here, but I'll figure out a way.

1220
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,880
Oh, you'll figure out a way. 
You'll be there. 

1221
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,800
You'll be there with me. 
The footage will also contain 

1222
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,080
your accidents. 
I love how I'm saying accidents 

1223
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,720
like will be in Depends or 
something I think. 

1224
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,480
Our Oh my God, Can you imagine 
us from like the old folks home 

1225
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,320
podcasting about all of our our 
younger in the day trips? 

1226
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,280
Hannigans like oops I shit my 
pants again Oh my God. 

1227
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,240
We really won't give a fuck by 
then. 

1228
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,920
I mean, not like we keep much 
private now anyway, but we will 

1229
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,120
not give a fall. 
Not one, not one now. 

1230
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,040
Fucks to give. 
OK, fucks to give. 

1231
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,360
Fucks to give. 
Mustard seed and shit stain The 

1232
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,920
place that we are never prepared
to be is looking at our own 

1233
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,200
mustard seed and shit stains 
from this episode. 

1234
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,560
Let's start with shit stains 
this week. 

1235
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:27,720
My shit stain this week is going
to be I'm going to go a little 

1236
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,880
creative, I'm going to go a 
little outside the box and I'm 

1237
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:34,320
going to give Meri a shit stain 
because I think that Meri in 

1238
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,520
this situation with Robyn 
getting married, should have 

1239
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,760
volunteered more to help her on 
the day off. 

1240
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,560
I think she should have been 
like, girl, I got you. 

1241
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,800
I'll take the kids, I'll do 
whatever, I'll be there, I'll 

1242
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:45,680
drive them. 
I'll do what? 

1243
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,280
Not because what? 
She had to get her hair done and

1244
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,040
her nails and well, I guess she 
did have to be the photo Nazi, 

1245
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,960
but clearly there had to be 
people to take photos of so she 

1246
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,120
could have waited and done these
things. 

1247
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,560
And so I know it might be 
unpopular, I might get some hate

1248
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,240
mail, but I'm giving Meri the 
shit stain this week. 

1249
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:06,840
Who's your shit stain? 
Because I don't really think 

1250
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,440
it's fair to give Robyn a shit 
stain on her wedding day. 

1251
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,320
You know, as much as I was 
really looking for an 

1252
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:16,920
opportunity to because he's 
never aware of what the fuck is 

1253
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,800
going on with anyone. 
I am going to give Kody Brown 

1254
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,720
the shit stain because this is 
the moment where he should know 

1255
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:29,680
exactly how to keep all of these
women happy and you can just 

1256
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920
tell already he's going to fuck 
it up miserably. 

1257
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,240
Amen. 
So he hasn't yet fucked up the 

1258
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,760
move in the wrong houses and all
that stuff. 

1259
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,480
Like, we do know that's coming, 
but it's more so about the fact 

1260
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:45,560
that he still doesn't understand
what's going to keep this family

1261
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,000
together. 
Plus he only had one real task 

1262
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,520
to do other than show up and he.
Well, that should have been my 

1263
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,080
biggest 1, you know? 
So yeah, he's more than 

1264
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,440
deserving of the shit stain, as 
usual. 

1265
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,160
And my mustard seed. 
I feel like my mustard seed this

1266
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,840
week. 
Who do I give it to? 

1267
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,560
That's crazy. 
I can't believe I gave my shit 

1268
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,320
stain to Meri. 
I'm sorry, Meri, if you're 

1269
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,440
listening. 
Well, I kind of wanted Meri to 

1270
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,840
be a contender for the colada 
ring or whatever, like, you 

1271
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,080
know, moments, but. 
So you should get. 

1272
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,760
You take that, you take that. 
Yeah. 

1273
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:23,040
I mean, I guess I do believe 
Meri initiated the purchase of 

1274
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,720
that ring and understood the 
tradition. 

1275
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,480
She did. 
And I think what I really liked 

1276
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,640
about it was that it was so 
known that that's what it was, 

1277
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,080
right? 
Because Robyn had an 

1278
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,560
instantaneous cry about it. 
So it was just like, this is a 

1279
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:43,480
known, you know, thing that we. 
So I do think that was very 

1280
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:49,880
thoughtful and definitely made 
Robyn feel like a part of the 

1281
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,560
family. 
So I, you know, interesting that

1282
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,640
one. 
I don't know, ladies and 

1283
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,720
gentlemen, tell us, has that 
happened before that one of us 

1284
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,760
has them as the shit stain and 
the other one has them as a 

1285
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,120
mustard seed? 
Because I could see it 

1286
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,320
happening. 
Well, I know and I and that, you

1287
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,280
know, that is a great reason to 
give her a mustard seed. 

1288
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:10,680
I am being controversial today 
and I'm going to give my mustard

1289
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,760
seed to Robyn because it is her 
wedding day and but that's only 

1290
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:20,360
10 percent, 90% God. 
There's percentiles being 

1291
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,920
weighed now. 
Well, we're not gonna oh, yeah, 

1292
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,160
we can't ask that. 
We can't ask that yet. 

1293
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:31,440
But 90% because she was willing 
to and didn't even seem to have 

1294
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,440
a problem with in any of the 
footage we saw change into this 

1295
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,120
brown dress and take photos with
the other wives. 

1296
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,480
I mean, if it was my wedding 
day, would I want to change into

1297
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,840
some brown dress and look like 
everybody else to take a photo? 

1298
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,800
Probably not. 
And you gave her some flowers 

1299
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,680
earlier. 
And so now I'm giving her my 

1300
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,400
mustard seed. 
Wow. 

1301
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,840
Wow, I really gave Robyn that 
seed. 

1302
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,520
Oh yeah. 
EW, gross. 

1303
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,200
EW. 
If you could see what he just 

1304
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,960
did, EW. 
It's disgusting. 

1305
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,080
Yeah. 
OK, well that's great. 

1306
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,000
Interesting. 
You know, we're really throwing 

1307
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,800
things around with shit stain 
and mustard seed. 

1308
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:10,120
Yeah, or shattering insane. 
Listen, you know people care and

1309
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,520
we care. 
Right. 

1310
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:17,040
So our keep sweet moment this 
week is from a comment on our 

1311
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,320
Season 1 episode 6. 
A Fourth Wife to be is the title

1312
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,640
of the episode and it just came 
out this week. 

1313
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:28,840
And Andrea left us a comment on 
the episode that says so good. 

1314
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,360
Love the elaborative discussion 
and the frankness of it all. 

1315
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,640
And I think that is great. 
Now in her, in her comment, she 

1316
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,000
writes elaborative. 
And then there's parentheses 

1317
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,040
with word question mark, like 
it's elaborative, a real word. 

1318
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,680
And I'm going to say I 
understood what you meant. 

1319
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,880
I'm going to give it to you. 
We are elaborative and we do 

1320
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,720
discuss. 
So it is an elaborative 

1321
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,120
discussion. 
The two things we do best 

1322
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,120
elaborate and discuss. 
That's why we're here, folks. 

1323
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,400
That's why we're here. 
Right, like if anyone's going to

1324
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,360
take over an hour to tell you 
about a 22 minute episode, it's 

1325
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,360
probably us. 
So appreciate that. 

1326
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,440
Andrea, thank you so much for 
the kind words. 

1327
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,080
We love the five star reviews. 
We love all of the positive 

1328
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,880
comments. 
Thank you for the love. 

1329
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:15,000
Our next episode is going to be 
the quasi season finale where 

1330
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,520
they do a Sister Wives 
interview, I believe. 

1331
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,880
And then after that, there's one
more episode where it's Kody and

1332
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,960
Robyn going on their honeymoon, 
which I have not seen. 

1333
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,840
I've always just skipped over it
because I was like, why the fuck

1334
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,200
would I want to watch that? 
So this is going to be very 

1335
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,800
interesting and hopefully next 
week we'll have some tidbits 

1336
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,840
from these conversations that 
they're having post wedding, 

1337
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,920
post whatever. 
It's kind of like this, like I 

1338
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,720
said, like the season finale. 
I feel like next week is going 

1339
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:44,720
to be like they're doing these 
interviews back and forth and 

1340
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we're like bullshit, bullshit, 
bullshit. 

1341
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Like that's what I think is 
going to happen. 

1342
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,000
Just if I was to predict. 
Amen, Amen. 

1343
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,880
There'll be a lot of shit stains
and maybe a few mustard seeds. 

1344
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And special shout out once 
again, reminder about Janelle's 

1345
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,279
window in that mini valley. 
We're just going to give it to 

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her right now. 
Random moment. 

1347
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,240
Janelle's window. 
We love you and we love you 

1348
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,439
Janelle. 
Sorry about the shit talk. 

1349
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:07,160
We love you Janelle. 
Yes. 

1350
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,160
Yes, yes. 
All right, signing off. 

1351
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Have a good day everybody. 
See you later. 

1352
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See you.