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What does the nanny do? 
 
OK, so we're done. 

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Goodbye. 
 
You. 

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Shut it off. 
 
Do not twist my words. 

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Do not make me a victim, 
 
sweetie. 

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Just look at the mountain. 
 
That's what you. 

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Saw that day just the knife in 

the kidneys over all these years

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and the sacrifices that I made 

to love you. 

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Big boy panties. 
 
Big old panties. 

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Big old big old big boy panties 
 season 6 episode 3 This episode

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is titled big boy panties. 
 
I kind of hate that saying, but 

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not really not really a fan of 

the saying big. 

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All I picture is people with 
 
like, Whitey tighties up and 

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over their like, belly button 
 
right under their boobs. 

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Yeah, and I didn't need to 
 
picture Kody that way, is all I 

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was saying. 
 
No, no, I, Kody and any panties.

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Yikes. 
 
Well, this episode starts with 

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everyone gathering at Meri's 
 
house. 

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All the adults are gathering for

 a meeting. 

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Of course they have so many 
 
meetings. 

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And of course they're going to 

be discussing my Sister Wife's 

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closet because duh, that's what 
 we're in the midst of. 

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We just love my Sister wife's 
 
closet so much. 

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And that's their conference room

 for my sister. 

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Wife's closet is Meri's kitchen 
 table. 

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At our kitchen table, Christine 
 tells us that balancing all the

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things has proven to be too much

 and her figuring out real 

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estate would take too much time.

 

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As we learned, she didn't even 
know that she would actually 
 

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have to do things when being a 
real estate agent. 
 

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So that's fun. 
And so now she's going to shift 

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 her support back to my sister 
wife's closet. 
 

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We've got a lot of moving into 
and out of the closet, people 
 

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coming in and going out of the 
closet. 
 

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Willingly and unwillingly. 
I can't believe that you didn't 

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 take note of the fact that 
Robyn has to explain to the 

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viewer 
 exactly what their 
boutique online business is. 
 

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Oh, I must have missed. 
That they had like a 2 minute 
 

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spiel about what an online 
business is and that they've got

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 a boutique and that this 
boutique is an online store and 

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 right now we're selling jewelry
and we're thinking about adding 

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 clothing. 
And she had to explain to the 
 

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viewer what an online boutique 
was. 
 

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Oh well, you know, yeah, I'm not
sure how I. 
 

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Can't believe she made it 
through it but. 
 

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Was she able to actually explain
what the store is to your 
 

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understanding? 
I mean, yeah, it felt like a 
 

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producer said can you give us a 
little background again on my 
 

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Sister Wives closet and that 
she, instead of describing 
 

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specifically their store, 
described what an online is. 
 

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That definitely sounds on brand 
for Robyn. 
 

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Yeah, yeah, She's like, how 
would I explain this to myself? 

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How was this explained to me the

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first time I tried to understand

 and comprehend it? 

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Kody told me. 
 
Yes, Christine is looking at 

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making T-shirts with the My 
 
Sister Wife's Closet logo on it.

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Oh honey, T-shirt making. 
 
Tell me all about it. 

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Well, first of all, I want to 
 
say they're not just any 

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T-shirts, they're frumpy 
 
T-shirts. 

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They're very frumpy. 
 
Very frumpy. 

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Kody has a big old gripe, a big 
 old bone to pick with the 

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frumpy T-shirts. 
 
Yeah, but I do know a thing or 

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two about a cricket and a 
 
cricket press. 

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Yes, absolutely. 
 
And how to utterly fucking fail 

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at one of the easiest things to 
 do with your cricket, which is 

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create iron on. 
 
Iron ONS. 

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Well, listen, you're in process 
 of making the towels for our 

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giveaway. 
 
Yep, they look beautiful. 

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The things that I've seen that 

aren't trashy and terrible 

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looking. 
 
They look great. 

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Yeah, they look great, and we're

 so excited to be reading some 

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of our mustard seeds and shit 
 
stains coming up on upcoming 

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episodes. 
 
But you know, I would call your 

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towels frumpy, so that makes 
 
sense. 

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I would just say to the winners 
 of this giveaway that I love 

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you very much and please 
appreciate 
 this and I'm so 

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sorry if they don't last long in
the wash. 
 

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But know that they took hours 
and hours and there was a lot of

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 care that went into. 
This and then I almost got 
 

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divorced over. 
That's too far. 
 

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No, but I probably did about 
Meri Lovell on this. 
 

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OK, well, you know, so so 
Hemming and hawing and then 
 

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finding something and making it.
Kody is not interested in 
 

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cheapening their brand with 
frumpy T-shirts. 
 

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So cheapening my sister wife's 
closet. 
 

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It is too expensive. 
We know that. 
 

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I'm not sure that that means 
it's not cheap, It's just 
 

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overpriced. 
But you know, whenever. 
 

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Yeah, the cheapening of the 
website by putting frumpy 
 

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T-shirts on is. 
So if they get into it here, 
 

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Christine and him go back in 
point and she needs to say, 
 

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well, I didn't say it was going 
to be a frumpy T-shirt. 
 

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No, it's like that's actually 
not something you ever would say

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 about something you're making.
He's just inferring that it will

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 probably just look like a 
everyday frumpy T-shirt because 

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 she doesn't even have a design.
They don't think that the sister

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 eyes closet design is ready 
yet, so it would just be a logo.

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Christine says whatever the fuck

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that means because you've got 
 
Janelle and Kody saying that the

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logo is not ready or something 

and then you've got her saying 

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well it would just be simple and

 the logo like what the. 

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Right, like they're odd bear paw

 thing. 

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They're bear paw thing, Yeah, I 
 just. 

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Well, but whatever that thing 
 
is, it's like. 

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It's like the knuckle thing. 
 
What I imagine when I see their 

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logo is they're supposed to be 

making people out of it. 

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And I imagine the little peg 
 
people or people you'd make out 

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of clothes pins in like an 
 
elementary school of craft. 

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The. 
 
People in the steeple I I I 

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don't I the. 
 
People in the steeple. 

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It's an unattractive logo. 
 
And yes, Janelle is definitely 

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saying our logo was not 
 
something that's branded enough 

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that we can just sell T-shirts 

that have it. 

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I mean, it's 4 humps on a lump 

or 4 dots on a whatever humps, 

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44 dots on some knuckles. 
 
It's weird and doesn't make 

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sense. 
 
Luckily it is funny because 

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Christine's like, well, you 
 
know, we could list frumpy 

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T-shirts and frumpy dresses and 
 frumpy bags and. 

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Frumpy skirts, yeah. 
 
So she's really trying to take 

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Kody to town on this frumpy 
 
business. 

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And she's really just like, 
 
insulting Janelle left and right

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here. 
 
And I'm like, girl, what's your 

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problem with Janelle? 
 
Janelle, the Queen of the Frump.

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The Queen of the Frump. 
 
Janelle tells everyone at the 

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meeting though all of in this 
 
very important business meeting 

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that she can get aprons made in 
 a week by a woman owned 

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business. 
 
Aprons. 

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Aprons. 
 
So this apron thing has come up 

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before. 
 
Apparently aprons are a hot 

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commodity among sister wives and

 people that think they're 

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sister wives even though they're
not. 
 

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Trad wives. 
Trad wives. 
 

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Yeah, yeah, I don't have Sister 
Wives, but I'm really obsessed 


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with the brand and I really want
an apron. 
 

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I would rather wear a T-shirt of
my favorite thing. 
 

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Like I own so many T-shirts from
things. 
 

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I don't think I own a single 
apron from anything. 
 

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Yeah, and you love a frumpy 
T-shirt. 
 

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That's for sure. 
I do. 
 

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I love love me a big old frumpy 
T-shirt over some leggings or 
 

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some shorts. 
But you know what? 
 

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I love me even more. 
What Robyn? 
 

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Cooking naked in an apron. 
Oh yes, that has the bear paw of

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 my sister lives on it and it's
made out of canvas. 
 

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See, I have an apron that says I
love pig butts and I cannot lie.

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I like that. 

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And I've cooked naked in that. 

So if I would have had a my 

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sister wife's closet apron, I 
 
would have felt even more 

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sensuous and ready for my man, 

making him the bacon and being 

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like I'm ready for you honey, 
 
take me from behind in my apron.

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I want everyone to know that 
 
when we talk about the My Sister

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wife's Closet logo, we keep 
 
putting up our hands only to the

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first knuckle because that's 
 
what it looks like. 

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And that Chris just did that and

 then put it over his heart. 

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Is it like an E? 
 
Is this E in sign language? 

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It's like you're making an E or 
 whatever letter. 

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LEI don't know whatever letter 

this is, Yeah. 

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This means I had an accident 
 
with a saw. 

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I lost all my fingers. 
 
And I regret it deeply. 

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And now Chris is putting it over

 his. 

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Heart and you both my. 
 
Sister Wife's Closet lives, and 

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that's where it lives for Robyn.

 

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Robyn's looking for a new 
manufacturer for the jewelry and

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 wondering what happened with 
their old manufacturer. 
 

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I wonder if he was a scum 
sucking rodent. 
 

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I wonder if he was evil and 
embezzling money. 
 

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We did kind of call it out. 
Is it the guy that made the 
 

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prototype that was actually 
doing it 'cause we kind of 
 

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called out the fact that he 
seemed a little skewy? 
 

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We did say he was part of the 
mob and definitely killed people

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 in the past, allegedly, so it 
does make sense that they'd be 


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looking for a new vendor. 
Is his business closed? 
 

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That's what I want to know. 
Oh yeah, the Browns touched it 


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and he went under. 
So this woman owned business? 
 

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A lady who works with her 
ex-husband, but. 
 

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Kody has to say first it 
probably helps she's a woman 
 

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because Robyn and Meri have been
looking for a new manufacturer 


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to cut costs at lower costs. 
And they're talking about how 
 

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they might get her to a lower, 
you know, cost of making it. 
 

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And Kody says it probably helps 
she's a woman with the My Sister

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 Wives closet. 
And then Robyn says, well, she 


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works with her ex-husband and 
then Kody comes back and jokes 


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about him and the guy having 
grumbling man talk while the 
 

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women work on the jewelry. 
Oh my God. 
 

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They'll just be grumbling in the
background while the women slave

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 away from my sister wife's 
closet. 
 

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Complaining about it. 
And this is where Robyn comes in

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 with our episode title. 
You can just put on your big boy

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 panties and just dull with it.
Dull with it. 
 

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Dull with it. 
So from the big boy panties to 


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Dylan with it, Robyn. 
Robyn Brown Kody takes it on the

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 chin and makes a joke himself 
about being in his big boy 
 

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panties. 
You know, as he has to do. 
 

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Can I just have my big boy 
panties? 
 

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And I'm over here thinking we 
find out that this business is 


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literally named after the woman 
and basically your ex-husband 
 

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like works for her. 
And then Kody is saying him and 

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 the guy would be off to the 
side grumbling while their wives

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make 
 them fucking money and 
even their ex-wife makes them 

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fucking 
 money, OK. 
It is rather multidimensional in

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 the sense that, yeah, the men 
would be sitting around doing 
 

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nothing but complaining while 
the women are bringing in income

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 if they could make income you.
Know, but Kody doesn't even see 

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 like that. 
The irony from it. 
 

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Yeah, he doesn't get that. 
Janelle worries about the income

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 not being enough for My Sister
Wife's closet, even though she 


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has found inspiration in 
contributing products to their 


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online boutique. 
So, you Know, so that's that. 
 

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I don't know if I pointed this 
out, but another thing I will 
 

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say here is that Christine makes
a point about how they need to 


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expand the audience of their 
market and she points out that 


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this is a very niche thing and 
right now they are like, you 
 

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know, geared towards 1 audience.
She doesn't say niche, she says 

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 like an audience. 
And that her whole point with a 

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 T-shirt is that fans of the 
show might come by or different 

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 people might come and buy it 
because it's not so niche and 
 

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it's like about them. 
So she was really smart in what 

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 she was trying to do here, but 
nobody was like smelling what 
 

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she was stepping in. 
Right. 
 

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And absolutely, I mean it might 
cheapen their brand. 
 

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Quote UN quote. 
To sell T. 
 

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Shirts. 
But if literally they could sell

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 buckets and buckets, boxes and
boxes of T-shirts, then that 
 

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would be income producing 
theoretically. 
 

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Yeah. 
Or get people to the site to 
 

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even look at the jewelry. 
Yeah, yeah. 
 

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So anyway, I thought I had to 
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think we gave her enough credit 
there for why she brought up the

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So, and Christine deserves some 

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 credit for that. 
She sure does. 
 

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Janelle won't, won't, won't. 
Worried about the financial 
 

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liability then we get more of 
Janelle here, yes. 
 

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A wonderful transition. 
All of a sudden it's the ass 
 

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crack of dawn. 
It's literally like dark out and

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 Janelle is getting ready to 
leave. 
 

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Her home, as per usual. 
Strolling out the door. 
 

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She's going to meet Sean. 
Get that day started bright and 

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Well, not even bright and early.

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There's no sun. 

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Just very early. 
 
She's going to meet her trainer 

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Shawn at the gym and she's 
 
bringing what with her darling? 

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Oh. 
 
Well, she's going to have a 

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weigh in and she's going to 
 
bring her own scale with because

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she thinks something's wrong 
 
with it. 

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That scale's lying to her. 
 
Yeah, she thinks that there's 

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not something right with it. 
 
Yeah, not something right. 

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And it's a little robot brain. 

Listen, if I had a dollar for 

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every pound, the scale was 
 
wrong. 

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I don't know if I'd have a 
 
dollar or two. 

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You know, I don't know. 
 
I don't think scales are 

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generally known for being that 

off. 

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But we don't have to calibrate 

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like, thank God we don't have to

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them to. 
 
Yeah, calibrate them. 

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You know when you weigh 200 and 
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couple pounds like you know, 
 
it's like the Titanic and a 

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couple deck chairs. 
 
She says that she was down 30 

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lbs and she's been down 30 lbs 

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So she thinks something is wrong

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been eating 1500 calories a day.

 

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Yeah, and working out six days a
week. 
 

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For an hour at least each day. 
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and still not losing a pound. 
Yeah, she's growing frustrated, 

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 of course, with the scale. 
That must be wrong. 
 

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Another thing I have to point 
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getting adequate sleep because 
she's an early riser, that can 


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affect weight loss, OK? 
Right. 
 

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Remember that. 
Get that sleep. 
 

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Get that sleep you need for your
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strenuous workout. 
Right. 
 

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I mean, God, she is probably 
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 shape. 
Well, she's getting in better 
 

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shape as we discussed with Sean 
as she arrives to the gym, they 

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 go outside and she's carrying 
her scale with her, and Shawn is

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 trying to talk her through 
moving on from the weight and 
 

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the scale and to emphasize 
actual successes. 
 

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So they have some examples of 
this that they go through in the

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 scene. 
The non scale victories. 
 

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Non scale victories, which she 
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because she talks about being 
obsessed with the scale and 
 

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being obsessed with the scale 
her entire life. 
 

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And that, you know, I mean, so 
Janelle is a big woman. 
 

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She's a bigger woman. 
She's probably dealt with weight

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 and weight insecurities her 
entire life. 
 

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And so to hone in on the scale, 
well, it's also like she's a 
 

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bookkeeper, right? 
She's the business lady of the 


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of the family. 
So the numbers, I think there's 

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 some sort of connection with 
the numbers, the weight, 

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watching it 
 go up and down, 
it's like if you feel like you 

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can't control it, 
 at least 
it's an element of something you

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can understand or 
 like 
compartmentalize or put in a 

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thing. 
 
I think that it also just was 

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such a thing for a few 
 
generations where it wasn't 

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known that like muscle weighs 
 
more than fat and that whatever 

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the Oh my God the BMI scale is 

totally fucked up and not right 

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and the food pyramid is 
 
completely and utterly bullshit.

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There is like this entire 
 
generation that were used to 

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checking the scale and you would

 see commercials and Weight 

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Watchers and they'd have them 
 
getting on a scale and wrapping 

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their tummy in a. 
 
Tape measure thing. 

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Tape measure, I can't even think

 of it. 

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And my generation is like cocore

 skinny, right? 

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Like was the vibes the models 
 
all needed to be like. 

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Heroin chic. 
 
Heroin chic, Yes. 

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And I think it's a generational 
 thing. 

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And then you do become obsessed 
 with it. 

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And he points out to her, he 
 
says food isn't your obsession 

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and your addiction, the scale 
 
and these numbers are your 

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addiction, which you know, 
 
scientifically with studies 

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makes sense because when you 
 
don't see progress or what you 

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perceive in your mind is 
 
progress, you give up. 

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Yeah, you don't see any changes 
 and it's demotivating. 

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So she's been seeing this stall 
 out happen with every weight 

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loss journey she's had and then 
 she ends up giving up because 

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of this stall out on the scale. 
 

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And it totally makes sense. 
And you're right. 
 

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I mean, there was so many top 
culture, cultural things about 


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stepping on the scale every 
morning. 
 

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Biggest Loser. 
So many people every morning 
 

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would start their day getting on
the scale, which is so not. 
 

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I used to do that every single 
morning and I would write it 
 

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down in like a notebook. 
Oh God. 
 

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And I'm sure tons of women and 
tons of women listening have all

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 done that. 
Yeah, it's fucked up. 
 

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It's so I do feel bad for. 
Her it's weird in a judgmental 


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way, but just like weird, like, 
Oh my God, like it's not a way 


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to live. 
Yeah, that was like a whole 
 

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thing. 
Yeah. 
 

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Well, Sean says that she's going
to liberate herself from the 
 

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scale today, and he gives her 
this giant anvil hammer that 
 

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looks like it's out of freaking 
Looney Tunes. 
 

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Yeah. 
And they use it in like CrossFit

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 things, right? 
Like it's like a. 
 

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Big big like a mallet. 
Yeah, Mallet. 
 

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And he hands it to her. 
And he says, you're going to 
 

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smash this scale. 
How does she react? 
 

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No, I couldn't do that. 
I couldn't. 
 

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No, no, no. 
But eventually she does. 
 

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She starts smashing it. 
She starts breaking it apart. 
 

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Pieces of it are flying. 
The glass is shattering. 
 

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She does like one hit and then 
stops. 
 

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And he's like, come on, keep 
going. 
 

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And she's like no, no, no. 
And it's like, well, you already

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 fucking broke it. 
Like keep going, keep going. 
 

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I think this is about like 
wasting money for her because 
 

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she's so frugal. 
I think she sees this and she's 

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 like, I'm going to buy another 
scale, damn it. 
 

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Yeah, like I'm just going to 
have to drop 40 bucks on another

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 scale. 
Even though to be honest her 
 

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scale looked like cheap as fuck 
and I was like her probably 
 

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isn't right. 
Yeah, today it would have been 


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one of those inexpensive Amazon 
purchases where, yeah, maybe the

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 scale wasn't right. 
Probably not. 
 

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It's probably made by small 
hands in China. 
 

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Oh God, how terrible. 
But luckily, Janelle says, I 
 

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feel liberated. 
I'm liberated. 
 

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When I did that, my neck kind of
jiggled like Janelle's. 
 

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I feel a little. 
My gobbler was on full effect 
 

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there. 
She lets us know that she is 
 

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running for the first time since
elementary school. 
 

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Yeah, because they start doing 
sprints. 
 

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Like Shawn is having her run 
back and forth in the parking 
 

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lot doing sprints. 
And I think Janelle is far from 

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 the only person to be like, I'm
running for the first time since

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 I was a kid. 
Like so many people enter their 

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 young adult lives and whatever 
and don't ever run ever. 
 

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I mean, I used to run when I 
lived in California. 
 

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I would hike and run and. 
I haven't ran in a hot minute. 


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It's been years since I've run. 
Like intentionally. 
 

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God, the last time that I ran 
intentionally was like before I 

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 had my first born like freaking
four years ago, I swear to God. 

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Literally for me, it's probably 

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been almost a decade. 
 
Like maybe this summer I'm going

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to do it. 
 
We're going to turn into 

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runners. 
 
Well, no, no, no, no, no. 

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We get that runners high 
 
together and look at each other 

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and giggle and hold hands and 
 
chuckle because we got that 

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runners high. 
 
I can feel my chortle going Oh, 

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you're running, Chris. 
 
You're running. 

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Run, Chris. 
 
Run I well, maybe my brisk 

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morning walks, my old lady 
 
walks, Maybe I'll throw in a 

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little skip and maybe one day 
 
it'll turn into a light chog. 

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Little hop, skip and a joke. 
 
Wow, what if I turned into a 

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sexy man again? 
 
I. 

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Could do it. 
 
You are a sexy man. 

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You get out of here with that 
 
so. 

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You and your fat fetish. 
 
Well, one thing that I've been 

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thinking while watching this and

 her struggles with weight is 

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that she might seem and feel 
 
like she's a big person, but I 

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would say she's probably 
 
actually just a little bit above

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average. 
 
You know, OK, when you think 

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about, you know, the obesity 
 
quote UN quote issue are. 

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McDonald's lifestyles, yeah. 
 
Yeah, and I don't know, I just 

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think that she thinks that she's

 bigger than she is because she

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has low self esteem. 
 
OK. 

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So I'm happy that she's finally 
 found a trainer that kind of 

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gets it and just him even like 

the clips they show of him 

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telling her like, you need to 
 
pay attention to the different 

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progress you're making and we 
 
need to liberate you from this. 

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And I don't know, I just feel 
 
like so many people can resonate

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with that. 
 
And I still think that there's 

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this huge body dysmorphia 
 
disorder and nowadays has to do 

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with filters and Instagram 
 
models. 

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But this is like a very early 
 
iteration of it, the scale 

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obsession. 
 
And now we've got like the 

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picture obsession and you 
 
compare yourself to old 

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pictures, but they're not even 

real because you edited them the

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first time. 
 
So you can't even compare 

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yourself to. 
 
Yeah, you never. 

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You never even looked like that.

 

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You never looked like that to 
begin with. 
 

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So I think that while this was a
short, weird blurb in the middle

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 of the episode, that kind of 
didn't make sense. 
 

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Yeah, it was like hard hitting 
at the same time and it was like

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 a big moment for her that they
just like shoved in the middle 


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of this. 
Agreed, and it does end on a 
 

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high note. 
She keeps referencing how she 
 

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feels better, how she feels 
stronger, and she literally 
 

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brings in these pants that she 
had at the beginning of her 
 

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workout journey and they're too 
big for her to wear. 
 

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And she's putting her hands in 
like twice and pulling it out 
 

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and like demonstrating that 
they're just literally too big 


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for her to even wear. 
And Shawn is like, exactly. 
 

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This is the thing. 
Your pants are too big for you 


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to wear. 
You feel better, you look 
 

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better, you're stronger. 
There's all of these things that

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 have nothing to do with that 
cheap Chinese scale. 
 

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That was probably wrong. 
I know I'm like, I look at 
 

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orders or like pants that I've 
had and I'm like, I'm 10 sizes 


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smaller than I was three years 
ago. 
 

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Well, while you were pregnant. 
No, after like a while after. 
 

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OK, Yeah. 
So I I just feel like, gosh, get

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 a girl. 
And she says that she's gotten 


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rid of all the other clothes 
that don't fit her, but she's 
 

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she figured she better keep this
one pair of pants. 
 

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And Sean's like, yes, keep this 
pair of pants. 
 

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This is your motivator, not the 
scale. 
 

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And I fucking love that. 
And that is such a good thing to

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 like, remember for yourself is
how you feel and the difference 

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 you feel now. 
And you're going to get that 
 

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visceral reaction when you're 
looking at a piece of clothing 


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that you didn't feel good in 
compared to like how you feel 
 

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now. 
And it's just like powerful 
 

443
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:01,820
weird moments in the middle of 
this episode. 
 

444
00:24:01,828 --> 00:24:07,760
Episode and yet she still has 
like a discouraged thing about 


445
00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:11,134
her, which is, I don't want to 
say disappointing. 
 

446
00:24:11,142 --> 00:24:15,208
It's a little makes me a little 
sad because it's like, wow, we 


447
00:24:15,216 --> 00:24:17,890
just learned these things. 
You were just positively 
 

448
00:24:17,898 --> 00:24:21,377
reinforced with things that are 
true and no one's blowing smoke 

449
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,991
 up your skirt and you still 
have this like discouraged vibe.

450
00:24:24,991 --> 00:24:27,280

 
And that just makes me feel bad 

451
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,040
for her. 
 
I wonder what would be success 

452
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,400
to her? 
 
Like would she need to look as 

453
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,320
thin as Robyn? 
 
Like what would make her feel 

454
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,480
better? 
 
But you know what? 

455
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,640
She's probably in better shape 

than Robyn. 

456
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,280
Well, Robyn can't go in the 
 
wind. 

457
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,000
She can't go in the sun, she 
 
can't go in the shade. 

458
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,600
She can't eat solid foods, she 

can't eat liquids like she's a 

459
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,560
mess. 
 
My mom is 33 years older than me

460
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,840
and I guarantee you that woman 

is in better shape than I am, 

461
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,480
have been, or ever will be. 
 
You know, yeah, yeah. 

462
00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:01,120
Your mom, she's an athlete. 
 
Yeah, it's just hard like seeing

463
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,760
that look on her face, though, 

when she's talking about this 

464
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,320
and in any of the couch 
 
interviews during this episode. 

465
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,880
She seems so disengaged. 
 
And she has for a while, which 

466
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,430
is really funny because somebody

 pointed out in the episode 

467
00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:19,880
where they went on their big old

 Nauvoo trip, Oh yes, they're 

468
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,600
pilgrimage, that this was the 
 
time that she was getting dicked

469
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,880
down by Kody Brown. 
 
Their renaissance in Las Vegas. 

470
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,400
Yeah. 
 
She had her Kody Dick down, 

471
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,120
Yeah. 
 
So I'm like, she's Dick matized.

472
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,720
And maybe that's the blank stare

 we're seeing here. 

473
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,720
Maybe it's not like a blank 
 
stare like I hate my life right 

474
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,360
now. 
 
Maybe it's a blank stare, like 

475
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,280
I'm dignitized. 
 
Right. 

476
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,680
Like, when are we gonna get out 
 of here? 

477
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,160
It's my night with Kody. 
 
Yeah. 

478
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,120
Oh God, how sad. 
 
Like she's seeing a literal 

479
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,680
black and white swirl over 
 
whereas Weiner is. 

480
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,960
That's just like rotating, 
 
rotating, rotating. 

481
00:25:54,480 --> 00:26:00,000
She's dignitized. 
 
We're going to. 

482
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,480
Go with that. 
 
Yeah, we love you. 

483
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:01,880
We love you. 
 
We're. 

484
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,640
Going to go with that. 
 
Not so into your digmatization 

485
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,520
moment, but we love you. 
 
Or the fact that we just went on

486
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,800
like a 40 minute tangent about 

this one little tiny segment 

487
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,920
with you and we got hit harder 

with it than you did at the time

488
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,800
it seems like. 
 
But, you know, Oh well. 

489
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,280
Yeah, she was getting hard hit 

by Kody's Dick so. 

490
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,840
She couldn't take this on too. 

Oh God, we're going to go to our

491
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,800
favorite place next. 
 
Our favorite place in the whole 

492
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,000
wide world. 
 
No, the Calders. 

493
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,885
Calders homes with our favorite.

 

494
00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:37,160
I dream of Jeannie. 
I dream of Mona. 
 

495
00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:41,281
Yes, I dream of Jeannie meets. 
What was it? 
 

496
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,720
Did you say Mystic or fortune 
teller? 
 

497
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:46,000
Fortune teller. 
She's all kinds of pistol 
 

498
00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:47,900
wearing blah, blah, blah, blah, 
blah. 
 

499
00:26:47,908 --> 00:26:51,750
Yes, Malona, but she had to get 
herself a real job, which is why

500
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,882

 she's a real estate agent. 
And when they arrived, one of 
 

501
00:26:54,890 --> 00:26:57,720
the adults, at least one, I 
think actually more than one, 
 

502
00:26:57,728 --> 00:27:02,580
was like, wow, there's driveway.
For sure, Meri commented on the 

503
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,289
 fact that there's a drive. 
Yeah, so they're obviously going

504
00:27:05,289 --> 00:27:07,012

 to go tour the progress of the
homes. 
 

505
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:10,840
They talk about how coming up, 
both Leon and Aspen are 
 

506
00:27:10,848 --> 00:27:13,272
graduating from high school. 
So I have to have some 
 

507
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,352
discussion about the kids 
leaving and the things we've 
 

508
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,788
said a million times. 
Who even fucking cares? 
 

509
00:27:17,796 --> 00:27:20,925
They start at Janelle's place, 
and when they're walking 
 

510
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,160
through, they notice that the 
contractors put tile down 
 

511
00:27:23,168 --> 00:27:26,140
through the hallway instead of 
the intended carpet, the hallway

512
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:27,966

 that goes down into the 
bedrooms. 
 

513
00:27:27,974 --> 00:27:31,190
And it is a mistake, supposedly 
a sin. 
 

514
00:27:31,198 --> 00:27:35,452
Oh, this must be a mistake. 
And Meri goes, yeah, it's a 
 

515
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:38,379
mistake. 
It's a mistake, and we were led 

516
00:27:38,379 --> 00:27:42,148
 to believe that something awful
is going to happen to this clip 

517
00:27:42,148 --> 00:27:45,580
 in every little preview. 
Yeah, there's this tile in the 


518
00:27:45,588 --> 00:27:47,708
hallway and you know, there's 
pros and cons. 
 

519
00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:50,066
Janelle does say that she was 
hoping to have carpet in the 
 

520
00:27:50,074 --> 00:27:51,944
hallway because of noise that 
obviously it helps with because 

521
00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:53,260
 it goes to the. 
PriMeri. 
 

522
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:56,069
Yeah. 
And I, I can see that they 
 

523
00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,600
probably would have just been 
like shoulder shrug like when 
 

524
00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:01,774
they were talking about it, they
say, well, the tile costs more 


525
00:28:01,782 --> 00:28:04,584
than the carpet. 
So as far as a mistake, it's not

526
00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:06,400

 like necessarily a monetary 
like issue. 
 

527
00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:09,784
Except for the fact that it 
looks like you have islands of 


528
00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:13,342
carpet throughout your living 
space and then like a Moat of 
 

529
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:17,980
tile leading to the priMeri and 
it looks like you live in a 
 

530
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,380
freaking hotel lobby or 
something weird. 
 

531
00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:24,520
Like it doesn't seem normal to 
me at all. 
 

532
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:27,295
Well, I know. 
I don't even know what to say. 


533
00:28:27,303 --> 00:28:31,382
It looks like something that 
would be in not a residential 
 

534
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:35,104
like unit, but a commercial type
of unit. 
 

535
00:28:35,112 --> 00:28:37,496
Some of the finishings they're 
using are definitely because 
 

536
00:28:37,504 --> 00:28:40,085
they go cheap, like the big 
industrial looking tile. 
 

537
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:42,446
Like it literally looks like 
something you'd have in a 
 

538
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,825
commercial building. 
Yeah, it's very, very bizarre. 


539
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,770
Meri asks Simona. 
How did they do that? 
 

540
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:49,675
Did they look at another House 
plan? 
 

541
00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:54,250
And my eyes rolled back into my 
head and I said, Meri, Meri, 
 

542
00:28:54,258 --> 00:28:56,500
quite contrary. 
You are a moron. 
 

543
00:28:56,508 --> 00:28:59,250
Yeah, it was an accident. 
It was a mistake, Sure. 
 

544
00:28:59,258 --> 00:29:00,547
Maybe they looked at the wrong 
plan. 
 

545
00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:01,660
Maybe they didn't even look 
once. 
 

546
00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:03,320
Maybe they looked twice and 
fucked it up both times. 
 

547
00:29:03,328 --> 00:29:04,274
Like, what are you talking 
about? 
 

548
00:29:04,282 --> 00:29:07,008
Like Mona's going to go. 
Oh, let me tell you about this 


549
00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:10,230
mistake and how it was made. 
I mean, good God, Meri. 
 

550
00:29:10,238 --> 00:29:14,842
The tile guy was dignitized by 
the toilet guy and he had his 
 

551
00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:19,125
eyes half up and he just kept 
tiling, tiling, tiling, tiling 


552
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:23,410
down that hallway backwards, his
little booty boot staring at the

553
00:29:23,410 --> 00:29:25,535

 toilet guy. 
Sounds like the beginning of a 


554
00:29:25,543 --> 00:29:31,032
video I'd watch. 
Toilet and tile guy. 
 

555
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,440
Yes, tile guy takes toilet guy 
part three. 
 

556
00:29:35,448 --> 00:29:37,736
Oh my. 
God. 
 

557
00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:39,980
Obviously there are four 
different houses being built and

558
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,618

 each of these houses have 
different options. 
 

559
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:44,680
So while we don't want to say, 
oh, there's going to be 
 

560
00:29:44,688 --> 00:29:46,920
mistakes, whoops, the Daisy lot 
of that, well, yeah, there's 
 

561
00:29:46,928 --> 00:29:49,424
going to be a mistake. 
And if one of them is that you 


562
00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:51,940
have tile in your hallway, then 
we've already talked about this 

563
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,040
 for too long. 
Who cares? 
 

564
00:29:53,048 --> 00:29:54,374
It's a hallway. 
Right. 
 

565
00:29:54,382 --> 00:29:56,308
God, this show, there's nothing 
going on. 
 

566
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,661
They're like we're discussing 
the tile in the hallway and you 

567
00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:02,080
 and I are talking about it now.
Yeah, it's some more money for 


568
00:30:02,088 --> 00:30:05,700
the tile, so she got to go Dill.
She got to go doll. 
 

569
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:09,294
She definitely got a good doll. 
Then we transition to Meri's 
 

570
00:30:09,302 --> 00:30:10,223
home. 
Oh, God. 
 

571
00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:12,967
And Meri walks in and what does 
she say, darling? 
 

572
00:30:12,975 --> 00:30:14,338
When she walked in? 
Oh. 
 

573
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:18,248
God, she sees the wet bar. 
She. 
 

574
00:30:18,256 --> 00:30:21,160
Sees the wet bar. 
She sees the wet bar. 
 

575
00:30:21,168 --> 00:30:24,432
They're having like a couch 
moment and when Meri's talking 


576
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,963
about it, she goes. 
I walked into the house and I 
 

577
00:30:26,971 --> 00:30:32,738
saw my wet bar for the first 
time and I was so happy and she 

578
00:30:32,738 --> 00:30:36,820
 had a legitimate happy look on 
her face. 
 

579
00:30:36,828 --> 00:30:39,120
Cheshire Cat. 
Literally I've never seen her 
 

580
00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:42,060
this happy on the show. 
She's like walking through her 


581
00:30:42,068 --> 00:30:47,410
kitchen, rubbing her hands along
the counters, and she goes, This

582
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:52,939

 is so cool, so cool. 
And how many feet away from the 

583
00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:56,543
 kitchen is this wet bar, honey?
It is fucking part of the 
 

584
00:30:56,551 --> 00:30:58,960
kitchen. 
Yes, I would consider this a 
 

585
00:30:58,968 --> 00:31:03,760
part of the kitchen. 
Yep, it is like 4 feet from her 

586
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,000
 normal sink. 
I was going to say, I think 
 

587
00:31:06,008 --> 00:31:08,648
there's like the kitchen proper 
and then a doorway into, let's 


588
00:31:08,656 --> 00:31:11,499
say a mud room off of the garage
or into the garage or something.

589
00:31:11,499 --> 00:31:12,640

 
And then on the other side of 

590
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,760
that is the mud bar or the wet 

bar. 

591
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,960
The wet bar. 
 
So literally it's between 3 and 

592
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,440
4 foot clearance between her 
 
kitchen and the wet bar. 

593
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Yeah, insane. 
 
And that's the same room. 

594
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Like the door isn't between 
 
them, meaning that like there's 

595
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,360
a room between them. 
 
No, no, no. 

596
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,560
There's just a door frame 
 
between the two counter space. 

597
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,720
Exactly the. 
 
I have to make that very clear 

598
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,600
if. 
 
You were to wheelchair, you'd 

599
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,680
have to slow down. 
 
That's basically it. 

600
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,600
That's basically it. 
 
Yeah. 

601
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,600
And it's like, OK, so you're, 
 
you're working at the counter 

602
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,400
and then all you have to do is 

literally turn your body 180° 

603
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,480
and you're at the wet bar. 
 
Yeah, it's like, OK, bitch, you 

604
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,362
have two sinks in your kitchen. 
 

605
00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:58,658
So dumb and she's so excited 
about it. 
 

606
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,870
And one of them you can wash 
chicken in and the other one you

607
00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:04,040

 can't. 
Don't get them confused. 
 

608
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,948
Don't get them confused. 
Don't put any poultry in the wet

609
00:32:06,948 --> 00:32:08,952

 bar sink or. 
The wet bar sink is only for 
 

610
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,400
poultry or. 
You're going to end up with a 
 

611
00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:11,395
mud bar. 
This is it. 
 

612
00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:12,860
But Meri's, she's very strict 
about this. 
 

613
00:32:12,868 --> 00:32:14,730
If you put poultry in her 
kitchen sink, you're going to 
 

614
00:32:14,738 --> 00:32:16,138
get beat with a ruler like a 
nun. 
 

615
00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:18,232
You know, like they would do 
like Nope, Nope, Nope. 
 

616
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,782
Poultry only goes in the wet. 
Bar she doesn't want to cause 
 

617
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:22,580
any loose stools from that wet 
bar. 
 

618
00:32:22,588 --> 00:32:27,080
Janelle's like shoving food down
the wet bar sink. 
 

619
00:32:27,088 --> 00:32:30,595
She's like, terrible, terrible. 
Yeah. 
 

620
00:32:30,603 --> 00:32:34,485
Meri, this is, You know, I was 
going to say I'm happy it's 
 

621
00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:36,742
brought you so much happiness, 
but that would be a lie. 
 

622
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:39,350
You seem happy and I'm not happy
about it. 
 

623
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:44,052
Still dying about you now 
shoving food down the web bar's 

624
00:32:44,052 --> 00:32:48,183
 sake. 
Well, you know, she just got to 

625
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:51,724
 get her. 
Back Meri in her wet body going 

626
00:32:51,724 --> 00:32:54,374
 down here too, no. 
So good. 
 

627
00:32:54,382 --> 00:32:57,430
So then we move on to Robyn's 
lovely home. 
 

628
00:32:57,438 --> 00:33:00,980
And as we're touring, Robyn lets
us know that it's been five 
 

629
00:33:00,988 --> 00:33:02,787
years since she's being settled 
anywhere. 
 

630
00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:06,522
Yeah, we've seen the footage. 
You move into places and you 
 

631
00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:09,440
live in totes for months and 
months and months at a time. 
 

632
00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:12,094
Like, I don't know, girl, you 
could have made yourself at home

633
00:33:12,094 --> 00:33:13,888

 a couple times. 
I get it. 
 

634
00:33:13,896 --> 00:33:19,134
You know being, you know what is
that word where you move a lot? 

635
00:33:19,134 --> 00:33:19,880
 
A Vagrant? 

636
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,760
No. 
 
I've been more like just, you 

637
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,480
know, oh, God, the people 
 
listening right now are yelling 

638
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,480
at, you know, it's just, you 
 
know, whatever. 

639
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,000
Yeah. 
 
When you're vagrant, when. 

640
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,040
Oh, God, whatever. 
 
When you're a traveling circus 

641
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,200
freak like Robyn, it's hard to 

get settled into your home. 

642
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,000
And so every time I walk in, I 

feel like it's my home, she says

643
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
to all the women. 
 
Do you guys feel the same like 

644
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Robyn? 
 
Yes. 

645
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,200
Everyone feels like these are 
 
their homes and they're happy 

646
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,080
about it. 
 
She's such an idiot. 

647
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,920
Well, she says. 
 
I've never been in a place where

648
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,280
it's felt like home. 
 
Yeah, this feels like home. 

649
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,480
Right. 
 
And then she asks the other 

650
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,800
women, do you feel at home when 
 you walk into your places? 

651
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,880
It's a really moving moment. 
 
Yes, yes, yes. 

652
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:16,000
And then Mona, ever the jewel 
 
encrusted businesswoman, reminds

653
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,360
them to not do anything that 
 
jeopardizes their 

654
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,760
qualifications. 
 
For these homes, she says, do 

655
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,880
not, do not, do not jeopardize 

your qualifications. 

656
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,880
And it almost felt like 
 
foreshadowing to the 

657
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,480
conversation they're about to 
 
have about losing money and 

658
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,040
like, left, right and center. 
 
It's so great. 

659
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,560
It's like, I wonder if she just 
 knows them well enough that she

660
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:43,159
has to tell them this every time

 she sees them or Yeah, I think

661
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:46,080
that's probably the case. 
 
And you know what we keep seeing

662
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,320
in the little preview moments 
 
and coming up next moments about

663
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:55,280
a big check, somebody Robyn is 

about to touch a big check. 

664
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,719
Is it coming? 
 
Is it going? 

665
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,920
Oh, I wonder. 
 
We're going to find out. 

666
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,880
Robyn getting a big check. 
 
Nah, Nah. 

667
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,840
They try to tee it up. 
 
Yeah, yeah, there's a big check.

668
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,080
There's a big check coming now 

after Mona gives them this 

669
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,480
advice about not fucking up 
 
their finances before buying a 

670
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,200
home, which you would think is 

obvious, but these people need 

671
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,760
it every time that she sees 
 
them. 

672
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,160
Janelle talks about being in the

 rentals for two years and that

673
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,440
the family is changing in ways 

that they don't like. 

674
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,280
This show they throw in shit 
 
like this. 

675
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,880
Like, we'll talk about a hallway

 with tile for 45 minutes, but 

676
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,440
then Janelle will say our 
 
family's turning into a family 

677
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,400
we don't like and it's just a 
 
sound bite. 

678
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,400
Move on. 
 
Bump it up. 

679
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,800
They don't even say why. 
 
Nope. 

680
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,320
Why? 
 
It's moving how? 

681
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,920
It's moving in ways they don't 

like. 

682
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,200
They don't acknowledge it. 
 
Nope. 

683
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,120
Kody. 
 
Whatsoever Kody comes in right 

684
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,757
away talking about how busy they

 are, particularly with the 

685
00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:52,480
older children and I I'm 
constantly 
 scratching my head 

686
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,116
about this going other than the 
kids and 
 their part time 

687
00:35:57,116 --> 00:36:00,640
jewelry business, what are they 
so busy 
 doing? 

688
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,280
Children are they they are 
 
people with kids are busy. 

689
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,120
So that's got to be the big 
 
thing because other than that, 

690
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,160
what they have once a week 
 
meetings about my sister wife's 

691
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,040
closet. 
 
He even says, oh, managing the 

692
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,880
building of these homes, that's 
 one of his points. 

693
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,520
He lists off all of these things

 that are like just normal 

694
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:25,760
everyday tasks for people. 
 
And he's like, oh, we're so 

695
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,520
busy. 
 
We're like, we're busier than 

696
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,542
the average bear type of thing. 
 

697
00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:33,808
With our bear paws and claws, 
we're busier than anyone. 
 

698
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:36,535
Else. 
And he lists his listing off 
 

699
00:36:36,543 --> 00:36:40,095
everyday fucking life. 
We have children and we have a 


700
00:36:40,103 --> 00:36:42,792
part time jewelry business and 
we once a week or once every 
 

701
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,640
other week have to go to see the
status of our homes being built.

702
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,320

 
Like to me that sounds like a 

703
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,440
life of luxury. 
 
It sounds pretty nice. 

704
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,000
Like you work part time on a 
 
shitty online jewelry business, 

705
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,770
you're raising your own children

 and you have to check in on 

706
00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:56,560
the status of someone else 
building 
 your home. 

707
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,780
Yeah, sounds pretty good to me. 
 

708
00:36:58,788 --> 00:37:00,268
And do. 
Couch Interviews. 
 

709
00:37:00,276 --> 00:37:03,504
Yeah, well, this is yeah, you do
have to film your own life. 
 

710
00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:07,366
So you have to pretend to have a
life for them to film. 
 

711
00:37:07,374 --> 00:37:08,846
Oh God. 
Yeah. 
 

712
00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:12,480
But this does give them an 
opportunity to transition us 
 

713
00:37:12,488 --> 00:37:16,029
into Mckelty's plans as one of 
the older children. 
 

714
00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:18,256
Mckelty, our favorite brown 
child. 
 

715
00:37:18,264 --> 00:37:21,205
Definitely the most attractive, 
the most intelligent, the most 


716
00:37:21,213 --> 00:37:24,880
interesting, the most likable. 
Largest eyebrows of them all. 
 

717
00:37:24,888 --> 00:37:28,108
Yeah, she does have some 
eyebrows, doesn't she? 
 

718
00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:31,412
That's why her and Robyn hit it 
off so well to begin with. 
 

719
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,960
They're. 
The Queen of Eyebrows. 
 

720
00:37:32,968 --> 00:37:36,177
Over plucking of the brows. 
Now, Mckelty tells us that she 


721
00:37:36,185 --> 00:37:39,008
has applied to CHN and has been 
approved for the second 
 

722
00:37:39,016 --> 00:37:42,280
semester. 
CHN means what? 
 

723
00:37:42,288 --> 00:37:45,868
Children's Hospital Nevada? 
I mean, who knows? 
 

724
00:37:45,876 --> 00:37:48,590
It's some. 
We're supposed to surmise that 


725
00:37:48,598 --> 00:37:51,960
this is a college where she's 
going to get college credits 
 

726
00:37:51,968 --> 00:37:55,234
while she's in high school. 
I don't know that they tell us 


727
00:37:55,242 --> 00:37:57,150
anything about what classes 
she's taking. 
 

728
00:37:57,158 --> 00:38:03,938
She's going to a specific 
program that is for fashion and 

729
00:38:03,938 --> 00:38:06,432
 merchandising. 
OK, well, at least it's what she

730
00:38:06,432 --> 00:38:10,880

 wants to do. 
So it's like specified a little,

731
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,941

 and that's where Kody brings 
up that she is 16 and he wants 

732
00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:20,368
to 
 know if this is really 
about her future career or if 

733
00:38:20,368 --> 00:38:23,040
she just 
 wants to look cool, 
right? 

734
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,200
What an idiot. 
 
Does he think someone at 16, 

735
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,880
first of all knows what they're 
 going to do with the rest of 

736
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,440
their life? 
 
And this is a stupid pressure 

737
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,560
people put on people anyway. 
 
OK, chasing a passion, building 

738
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,040
a skill, totally. 
 
But saying that you're going to 

739
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,160
start your career at 16 years 
 
old is not common. 

740
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,365
And does she want to look cool? 
 

741
00:38:41,373 --> 00:38:43,374
Who's she looking cool to? 
She's going to be a high 
 

742
00:38:43,382 --> 00:38:44,496
schooler in college. 
If anything, she's probably 
 

743
00:38:44,504 --> 00:38:47,250
going to be a little bit of an 
outcast and have to try to fit 


744
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:48,080
in. 
For sure. 
 

745
00:38:48,088 --> 00:38:51,027
And plus, she came from your 
family, so she's a freak. 
 

746
00:38:51,035 --> 00:38:53,815
Yeah. 
This is just weird. 
 

747
00:38:53,823 --> 00:38:58,320
I just, she's smart obviously, 
because she's taking these 
 

748
00:38:58,328 --> 00:39:02,880
college courses and that is a 
thing that I would recommend to 

749
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,560
 anybody is to try to take 
college courses while you're in 

750
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,288
 high school because they're 
paid for by the school and on 

751
00:39:10,288 --> 00:39:14,592
top of 
 that less that you got 
to pay for down the road. 
 

752
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,936
So whether or not she's working 
towards this specific future 
 

753
00:39:17,944 --> 00:39:20,952
career or not, Kody, like, shut 
up. 
 

754
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,280
It's a smart thing. 
She's not just doing it to be 
 

755
00:39:23,288 --> 00:39:25,022
cool. 
Yes, one of my brothers, his 
 

756
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:28,342
entire senior year he went to 
the tech school in my hometown. 

757
00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:30,120
 
Courses paid for and it dropped 

758
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,185
a whole year off of his college 
 education because he had it 

759
00:39:33,185 --> 00:39:35,440
paid for. 
 
And I don't know if today he 

760
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,600
would say it was a good idea, 
 
but I'm pretty sure he would. 

761
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,880
Yeah, you. 
 
Know I had some friends that had

762
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,920
done that and they still to this

 day think it's a great thing 

763
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,560
that they did that. 
 
Why not? 

764
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,840
It's for for free. 
 
It's for free. 

765
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,197
Christine shares that Mckelty is

 the one child that keeps her 

766
00:39:52,197 --> 00:39:55,840
up at night more than all of the

 others combined. 

767
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,720
Now, I think it might be because

 Mckelty's haunting her 

768
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,240
nightmares, you know, like she's

 just showing up with that hair

769
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,284
and those eyebrows and that face

 and that voice and her 

770
00:40:04,284 --> 00:40:06,240
thoughts, feelings and opinions.

 

771
00:40:06,248 --> 00:40:09,752
Nightmare Mckelty keeping me up 
at night. 
 

772
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,623
But, you know, then they do give
some things. 
 

773
00:40:12,631 --> 00:40:14,663
And Mckelty says, oh, I like to 
dress scandalously. 
 

774
00:40:14,671 --> 00:40:17,730
I like to push buttons just to 
push buttons. 
 

775
00:40:17,738 --> 00:40:20,007
She is the Madonna of that 
family. 
 

776
00:40:20,015 --> 00:40:22,755
They show clips of different. 
Madonna. 
 

777
00:40:22,763 --> 00:40:27,836
They do show clips of different 
times that she has been, you 
 

778
00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:32,410
know, called out in front of the
cameras for a certain way she 
 

779
00:40:32,418 --> 00:40:34,360
was dressing. 
Meri being like, like Kelpie, 
 

780
00:40:34,368 --> 00:40:37,845
you change that shirt right now.
Change that shirt and then. 
 

781
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:40,835
See your collarbone? 
It was like, Oh my God. 
 

782
00:40:40,843 --> 00:40:43,600
Yeah, well, we've talked about 
this before, how like some 
 

783
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,280
people are just naturally more 
voluptuous, so they get judged 


784
00:40:46,288 --> 00:40:49,810
for wearing something that would
look very different on someone 


785
00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:53,020
that wasn't so voluptuous. 
And that's happening to her. 
 

786
00:40:53,028 --> 00:40:55,420
Happens to me all the time. 
I get it. 
 

787
00:40:55,428 --> 00:40:59,104
I get it. 
Aspen, Maddie and Leon are 
 

788
00:40:59,112 --> 00:41:04,420
having a couch moment and they 
say that everyone thinks that 
 

789
00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:08,704
she's the wild child. 
She thinks that she's the wild 


790
00:41:08,712 --> 00:41:10,936
child, but she's not. 
It's like she talks the talk, 
 

791
00:41:10,944 --> 00:41:12,882
but she doesn't walk. 
The walk, they literally say she

792
00:41:12,882 --> 00:41:14,934

 talks the talk but she doesn't
walk the walk. 
 

793
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:18,095
When it comes to her rebellious 
shtick, yeah, which does 
 

794
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:21,744
probably end up being true. 
I mean, when we cut to the 
 

795
00:41:21,752 --> 00:41:24,678
future, Mckelty's certainly not 
like she's not doing any of the 

796
00:41:24,678 --> 00:41:27,055
 things she lists in this 
episode of like, I'm going to 

797
00:41:27,055 --> 00:41:28,840
move to 
 New York and I'm going
to get my ears pierced. 
 

798
00:41:28,848 --> 00:41:31,312
I'm going to get my nipples 
pierced, and I'm going to get my

799
00:41:31,312 --> 00:41:34,390

 eyes sewn shut. 
Like she doesn't do any effect. 

800
00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:35,200
 
Sewn open. 

801
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,240
Yeah, sewn open. 
 
What am I talking about? 

802
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,680
Oh my God, I'm. 
 
Such a fool. 

803
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,560
Well, she makes comments about, 
 oh, I like, wouldn't you know, 

804
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,440
do anything with an older boy, 

like a college boy. 

805
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,800
But if I was getting hit on by a

 college boy, I would give my 

806
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,680
number to him. 
 
Yeah, I'd give him my digits. 

807
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,400
Yeah, and Maddie and Aspen and 

Leon are like, and what you'd 

808
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,080
tell him your age is what? 
 
That he'd be calling someone 16.

809
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
 
And then there's some joke about

810
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,280
her lying about and saying she 

was 19 or something. 

811
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,920
It kind of trailed off. 
 
It was a little. 

812
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,600
Whatever. 
 
Like, I don't even believe that 

813
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,200
you're 16. 
 
OK. 

814
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,520
And Mckelty does at some point 

acknowledge that she'll have to 

815
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,720
go back to regular high school 

if she messes this up. 

816
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,240
So there is some level that 
 
she's aware of. 

817
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,480
Like, joking aside, if I fuck 
 
this up, I have to go back to 

818
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,880
regular high school. 
 
And, you know, so at least 

819
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,520
hopefully someone has given her 
 that little talk because I'm so

820
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,040
concerned about Mckelty's 
 
future. 

821
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:38,120
And then we move on to Leon, who

 wants to go to Westminster 

822
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,760
College. 
 
And so Meri and Kody are 

823
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,320
bringing them up to a campus 
 
tour in northern Utah, returning

824
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,600
to their roots where Westminster

 College is. 

825
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,480
Meri talks about Leon leaving 
 
for school and how she'll be an 

826
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,360
empty nester, a real empty 
 
nester, and how she's not ready 

827
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,160
to let Leon go. 
 
And that's interesting because, 

828
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,800
yes, like, OK, your child, 
 
you're first born, in Meri's 

829
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,160
case, are only born. 
 
Having that kid leave to go to 

830
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,560
college has to be a challenge 
 
and emotionally voluptuous, as 

831
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,680
you said earlier, a big dull. 
 
But there's this thing with Meri

832
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,360
where it feels like there's 
 
almost an element of like kind 

833
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,880
of like, where does Leon get it 
 from that everything revolves 

834
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,720
around them? 
 
Like Meri's like I'm going to be

835
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,520
all alone. 
 
Like, yeah. 

836
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,840
Is that is that really your 
 
number one take away? 

837
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,960
I mean how it affects you I 
 
guess of. 

838
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,520
Course it is, even though she 
 
supposedly has multiple other 

839
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,720
children by multiple other 
 
wives. 

840
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,480
Oh yes, she's part of this big 

family that she needs privacy 

841
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,960
from. 
 
Of course, though, privacy. 

842
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,200
That was one of the things at 
 
the beginning of the episode. 

843
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,760
Remember when they did the 
 
previously on and they showed 

844
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,640
the clip of her talking about 
 
the family getting privacy being

845
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,160
in these rentals and how she 
 
doesn't know what they're going 

846
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,640
to do now now that they don't 
 
have that privacy? 

847
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,080
She does this like little smirk 
 like. 

848
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,080
Yeah, that bitch is living a 
 
double life. 

849
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,360
Yeah. 
 
And both of those lives are all 

850
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,880
around her. 
 
Yeah, even though they made a 

851
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,205
comment earlier about Christine 
 having two personalities 

852
00:44:10,205 --> 00:44:14,880
because she's made changes to 
her floor 
 plans, like. 

853
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,680
Lame, lame. 
 
Oh my. 

854
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,040
Gosh. 
 
So Meri and Kody are bringing 

855
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,440
Leon up to Northern Utah to tour

 Westminster. 

856
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,440
And they stop at the compound in

 Lehigh, the old split level. 

857
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,720
And when they're walking around 
 the house, there's these voice 

858
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,760
overs and these kind of 
 
references to how Leon may want 

859
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,440
to stay there while going to 
 
school. 

860
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,440
Kody says that's part of the 
 
reason they even kept the house 

861
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,440
was that maybe Leon would stay 

there when going to college. 

862
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,800
And I'm going, well, there's 
 
like 3 apartments in this place.

863
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,640
So I don't, I don't know, it 
 
feels a little weird. 

864
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,360
It feels like all these choices 
 don't really make sense. 

865
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,920
It all just kind of seems like 

TV. 

866
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,840
Well, they say that Leon would 

probably stay upstairs where 

867
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,480
they used to live. 
 
Yeah, Meri's old. 

868
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:03,400
Yeah, so in their old area and 

they go to Leon's room and 

869
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:08,840
they're looking at the closet in

 what used to be Leon's room. 

870
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:14,720
And Kody says the house was a 
 
home with our family there, and 

871
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:20,040
that was the soul of it. 
 
And it doesn't have the soul 

872
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,800
here anymore because the 
 
family's not. 

873
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,880
Here, it's gone. 
 
Absolutely doesn't smell like 

874
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,920
them anymore. 
 
He knows. 

875
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,920
Doesn't smell like them. 
 
You've been two years. 

876
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,442
Yeah, well, you know, it's true.

 

877
00:45:32,450 --> 00:45:36,408
Your whole entire sister and her
sister, wife, family lived 
 

878
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:38,714
there. 
Now it smells like another 
 

879
00:45:38,722 --> 00:45:39,498
polygamist. 
Family. 
 

880
00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:44,860
Yeah, they probably all use the 
same recipes of, oh God, you 
 

881
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:48,459
know, blandness, so it might 
still smell familiar at least. 


882
00:45:48,467 --> 00:45:51,060
Yeah, it's like, oh, do I smell 
onions? 
 

883
00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:54,014
And. 
Plain chicken. 
 

884
00:45:54,022 --> 00:45:58,252
Turpentine. 
Whatever we use to bathe our 
 

885
00:45:58,260 --> 00:45:59,583
bodies. 
God. 
 

886
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:02,775
Well, as they're going on this 
lovely tour of the abandoned 
 

887
00:46:02,783 --> 00:46:06,386
home, Leon talks about how it 
might be good to actually stay 


888
00:46:06,394 --> 00:46:10,528
in the dorm and have an actual 
college experience like that. 
 

889
00:46:10,536 --> 00:46:14,100
Duh. 
I think that we need to move 
 

890
00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:19,660
forward, not to the past. 
Kody just admitted that they 
 

891
00:46:19,668 --> 00:46:25,156
basically kept the Lehigh home 
because of Leon and because of 


892
00:46:25,164 --> 00:46:31,182
how hard it was for Leon to 
leave and how badly Leon wanted 

893
00:46:31,182 --> 00:46:36,848
 to be able to return and how 
this would be a great place for 

894
00:46:36,848 --> 00:46:42,155
 Leon to use when they return. 
It's like, please do not tell me

895
00:46:42,155 --> 00:46:45,098

 that this is fucking real. 
I know. 
 

896
00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:48,720
Please do not tell me that you 
kept an entire mortgage while 
 

897
00:46:48,728 --> 00:46:52,314
you were applying for new 
mortgages because of Leon. 
 

898
00:46:52,322 --> 00:46:56,915
I This is why I'm hoping it's 
actually just made-up and it's 


899
00:46:56,923 --> 00:46:59,002
for TV. 
Because if it's real, then we 
 

900
00:46:59,010 --> 00:47:02,507
have even more baggage to throw 
on Leon's back about being an 
 

901
00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:06,909
ungrateful little swine. 
Why do I feel like this is real?

902
00:47:06,909 --> 00:47:09,800

 
Why do I feel like when they 

903
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,360
moved it was such a big deal 
 
that Leon wasn't happy there? 

904
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:19,160
Right. 
 
And Meri convinced Kody and 

905
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,480
Janelle, let's be honest, they 

were the only ones having the 

906
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,640
conversation, that they needed 

to keep the home, that they 

907
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,600
could make rent off of it for 
 
income for now and that it would

908
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,080
be a good investment. 
 
And why do I feel like Meri just

909
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,720
sold her ass off for Leon to 
 
keep that home? 

910
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,920
I would believe it. 
 
I'd buy it in a second. 

911
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,960
Also Meri's sister or whoever 
 
lives there now in one of the 

912
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,040
other units. 
 
So they totally had a way of 

913
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,560
keeping it without it completely

 being about Leon, even though 

914
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,240
that was probably the priMeri 
 
motivation. 

915
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:53,164
Yeah, I think that Leon threw a 
 huge fit when they were 

916
00:47:53,164 --> 00:47:55,988
leaving, and I think that it 
went on 
 longer than the 

917
00:47:55,988 --> 00:48:00,624
cameras showed, and I think that
this was a way 
 to avoid more 

918
00:48:00,624 --> 00:48:02,630
strife. 
How that Leon sure gets what 
 

919
00:48:02,638 --> 00:48:05,248
they want. 
Well, we've seen Leon throw a 
 

920
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:08,628
fit or two on camera and it's, 
yeah, embarrassing. 
 

921
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:11,821
And it will continue. 
Yeah, toddler tantrums. 
 

922
00:48:11,829 --> 00:48:16,326
They all fell. 
It's not a home anymore. 
 

923
00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:20,743
Not anymore. 
I think it's time to sell Kody. 

924
00:48:20,743 --> 00:48:23,200
 
I think it's time to sell so 

925
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,200
well. 
 
Fade. 

926
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,120
I'll fade in. 
 
Yeah. 

927
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,840
Next day, they arrive at 
 
Westminster College. 

928
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,240
Kody has this wonderful, 
 
wonderful statement to open the 

929
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,280
scene. 
 
How he used to drive by and he 

930
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,440
thought it looked great because 
 it looks how a college campus 

931
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,320
should look. 
 
OK. 

932
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,120
You know, they are showing an 
 
old brick building. 

933
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,360
It kind of has like the East 
 
Coast vibe. 

934
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,320
So, you know, I get it, but it's

 also like, do we have to put 

935
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,800
everything this man says on 
 
film? 

936
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,760
Because my. 
 
It didn't even need to be it. 

937
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,320
Was totally unnecessary. 
 
They give us so much unnecessary

938
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:58,760
shit. 
 
It's. 

939
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,400
Yeah. 
 
They give us clips of him all 

940
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,560
the time where he's trying to 
 
look smart or he's trying to, 

941
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,960
yeah, sound a type of way, and 

it's like doing the opposite, 

942
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,680
yeah. 
 
Yeah. 

943
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,840
When they arrive at the college 
 campus, they meet with Darlene,

944
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,880
the director of admissions for 

Westminster College. 

945
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,120
Darlene, not to be confused with

 Darlene from Roseanne. 

946
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,080
This is a grown up Darlene, a 
 
different Darlene, a Darlene at 

947
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,520
Westminster College. 
 
And they called this meeting 

948
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,880
with Darlene not to talk about 

anything important or ask any 

949
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,640
good questions except for Kody 

has to ask this question. 

950
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,280
We're a fundamentalist family. 

I'm sure you're familiar with 

951
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,400
the term fundamentalist Mormon. 
 

952
00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:54,028
Did you just call this meeting 
to talk about Leon being part of

953
00:49:54,028 --> 00:49:56,280

 a fundamentalist Mormon 
family? 

954
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,840
Right. 
 
He just wants to make sure that 

955
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,759
that won't be an issue for Leon.

 

956
00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:05,278
It's like a Leon's religious 
background is why you're talking

957
00:50:05,278 --> 00:50:08,638

 to the director of admissions 
at a college that I've heard of.

958
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:09,800

 
Westminster is not a joke. 

959
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,320
It's a legitimate fucking 
 
school. 

960
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:16,000
Like dude, this was when I was 

like, what am I watching? 

961
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,320
What am I hearing? 
 
What am I experiencing? 

962
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,600
And Kody was wearing a black 
 
leather jacket. 

963
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,680
And honey, did we notice 
 
anything about this black 

964
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,920
leather jacket? 
 
There was a guess triangle on 

965
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,440
the sleeve, but it was blurred 

out. 

966
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,160
Yeah. 
 
Yeah. 

967
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,080
So it was a guess leather 
 
jacket. 

968
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,360
Thank you. 
 
We really like the Guess brand 

969
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,840
here and the Brown family and 
 
Meri is wearing a denim coat, 

970
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,419
denim jacket with this red scarf

 and it really gave me, I'm 

971
00:50:45,419 --> 00:50:50,200
here, I'm Meri, I'm here. 
 
The scarf. 

972
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,520
Very dynamic. 
 
To me, the scarf rears its ugly 

973
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,080
head again later. 
 
Oh yes, she loves, she loves 

974
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,880
that scarf. 
 
Oh my God. 

975
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,160
Darlene reassures them that it 

will not be an issue at their 

976
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,840
campus. 
 
They're very open minded. 

977
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,200
They're very accepting of 
 
different people, including you 

978
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,760
freaks. 
 
I'm thinking to myself, OK, 

979
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,040
every single College in America 
 says that. 

980
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,880
I know, right? 
 
Like she's just saying it. 

981
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,320
Your child will definitely be 
 
persecuted here. 

982
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,880
We will be treating them 
 
differently. 

983
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,680
They will not fit in. 
 
They will not fit in. 

984
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,800
They will be ostracized. 
 
We will actually all point and 

985
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,520
laugh at them all day. 
 
Which of course ushers in an 

986
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,320
opportunity for them to be on 
 
the couch and for Leon to tell 

987
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,440
us again about how they want to 
 live. 

988
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:35,560
Polygamy, My God, I. 
 
Do want to live plural marriage 

989
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,640
Quote. 
 
End Quote, I should have said. 

990
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,080
It's something God wants me to 

do. 

991
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,640
And Leon likes the relationships

 the moms have. 

992
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,000
And I'm going, OK, so not only 

are you spoiled rotten, but 

993
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,520
you're blind to the bat. 
 
You don't see that your mom has 

994
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,640
not really good relationships 
 
with these people. 

995
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,960
I mean, they've lived in A1 
 
home, I mean. 

996
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,720
Well, they did say that they 
 
know there are some struggles 

997
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,760
just like any other 
 
relationship. 

998
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:14,880
In this forced and weirdly fake 
 interview, I for the first time

999
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,360
would be, you know, watching 
 
this for the first time, not 

1000
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:24,600
knowing of Leon's journey in 
 
life, I would think that Leon 

1001
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:30,176
was being held to the couch with

 knife to their throat saying 

1002
00:52:30,176 --> 00:52:33,140
you support this and you're 
going to 
 go along with this 

1003
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:36,150
and you're the one that does OK.

 

1004
00:52:36,158 --> 00:52:41,320
Because this interview it is the
first time I noticed that Leon 


1005
00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:44,520
might be lying. 
OK. 
 

1006
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:48,619
That's part of the reason that 
like, you know, after we watch 


1007
00:52:48,627 --> 00:52:53,522
this, I asked Chris, I said, do 
you think that this is, you 
 

1008
00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:58,574
know, a front and like a 
mechanism of self preservation 


1009
00:52:58,582 --> 00:53:02,160
right now? 
Because this is the first 
 

1010
00:53:02,168 --> 00:53:06,321
interview where I've noticed it 
and felt that it seemed put on. 

1011
00:53:06,321 --> 00:53:08,720
 
And I mean, my best guess is 

1012
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:16,120
that at the time Leon was 
 
confusing a sister wife 

1013
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:20,600
relationship with the potential 
 lesbian relationship. 

1014
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:29,400
A relationship of many females 

touching, loving, caressing the 

1015
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,800
same penis. 
 
Being next to each other 

1016
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,000
closely. 
 
Yes, smelling each other's 

1017
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,160
family scents, those kind of 
 
things, you know? 

1018
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:44,520
Syncing up cycles. 
 
Bitching and complaining about 

1019
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,240
the man of the house together, 

you know, there's a lot of 

1020
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,567
things that they could be doing 
 with each other as sister 

1021
00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:55,162
wives. 
Yeah, this is the first time 
 

1022
00:53:55,170 --> 00:54:00,215
that I've felt like it's the 
classic scenario of the person 


1023
00:54:00,223 --> 00:54:04,000
that just did something wrong in
the room full of other people 
 

1024
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:06,490
that didn't and is like going 
Nope, Nope, wasn't me. 
 

1025
00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:09,502
Nope, I didn't do it. 
No, Oh my gosh, It was totally 


1026
00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:11,800
that person that stole the last 
cookie, not me. 
 

1027
00:54:11,808 --> 00:54:15,820
Like that was the vibe that I 
got about the insistence about 


1028
00:54:15,828 --> 00:54:18,574
the Pearl marriage during this 
interview. 
 

1029
00:54:18,582 --> 00:54:23,512
There's an element of saying 
you're not saying what you're 
 

1030
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,934
saying or there's something 
going on. 
 

1031
00:54:24,942 --> 00:54:29,936
Yeah. 
And I, I felt like Leon has very

1032
00:54:29,936 --> 00:54:34,175

 strong convictions about what 
they believe is right and wrong,

1033
00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:37,830

 what they want to do for their
future career, what they want to

1034
00:54:37,830 --> 00:54:41,520

 do to go to college. 
Like very strong, very like 
 

1035
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:47,160
opinions that are in your face, 
like my way or the highway type 

1036
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,604
 of opinions. 
And this is the first time that 

1037
00:54:49,604 --> 00:54:51,430
 I've felt like Leon might be 
questioning. 
 

1038
00:54:51,438 --> 00:54:54,888
That's my point. 
Yeah, that makes sense. 
 

1039
00:54:54,896 --> 00:54:58,112
Yeah. 
And then we get to hear from the

1040
00:54:58,112 --> 00:54:59,635

 patriarch of the family, Kody 
Dear. 
 

1041
00:54:59,643 --> 00:55:03,790
Kody talks about how he doesn't 
want his kids to go into debt 
 

1042
00:55:03,798 --> 00:55:06,440
for college, which becomes a 
theme of this fucking show. 
 

1043
00:55:06,448 --> 00:55:09,160
It's so painful hearing him talk
about college and financing 
 

1044
00:55:09,168 --> 00:55:11,888
college because he clearly does 
not understand it. 
 

1045
00:55:11,896 --> 00:55:16,550
And to be naive enough to think 
that everyone can just pay for 


1046
00:55:16,558 --> 00:55:19,860
college without any support, be 
it loans, parents, whatever, to 

1047
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:23,538
 think you're going to get 
enough scholarships to pay for 


1048
00:55:23,546 --> 00:55:25,344
Westminster University, that's 
very rare. 
 

1049
00:55:25,352 --> 00:55:28,483
That's not just something where 
you're like, well, if you put in

1050
00:55:28,483 --> 00:55:32,212

 a few extra hours this week, 
you could get a full ride to 
 

1051
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:33,700
Westminster. 
And he doesn't seem to 
 

1052
00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:34,860
understand this with his 
children. 
 

1053
00:55:34,868 --> 00:55:37,954
And it rears its ugly head over 
and over again on the show. 
 

1054
00:55:37,962 --> 00:55:42,060
And he says that Leon can attend
if they get enough scholarships.

1055
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:42,520

 
Yep. 

1056
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,680
It's like, Oh my God, I can't 
 
even imagine how much the school

1057
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,840
costs. 
 
It's not cheap. 

1058
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,840
It's not. 
 
Cheap. 

1059
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,760
This will be the encouragement 

that they need. 

1060
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,600
Yep, to get enough scholarships 
 doing this tour, Dangle it in 

1061
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,600
front of them just like we do 
 
every other hope and dream as we

1062
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,480
jerk it away slowly like a 
 
fishing lure. 

1063
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,480
Yeah, Which will, yes, 
 
absolutely. 

1064
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,400
Then the editors bring us back 

to Meri's house and it's like a 

1065
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,200
different day. 
 
So like, the tour's done. 

1066
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:13,480
We're back at Meri's house. 
 
Time has passed, and Kody is 

1067
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:18,133
talking about doing this tour of

 UNLV with Aspen the next day 

1068
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:21,894
and tries to convince Leon that 
they 
 should go like, oh, you 

1069
00:56:21,894 --> 00:56:24,080
should come with the tour. 
 
You know, you can see something 

1070
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,040
else. 
 
Expand your horizons. 

1071
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,580
Get exposure to another campus. 
 

1072
00:56:28,588 --> 00:56:31,944
Well, and Leon could definitely 
use some exposure. 
 

1073
00:56:31,952 --> 00:56:36,562
Logan will be giving the tour as
he works in admissions at UNLV. 

1074
00:56:36,562 --> 00:56:37,720
 
So that's exciting. 

1075
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,440
Big Brother will be giving the 

tour to sister and you could 

1076
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,400
join and just see what another 

school's like. 

1077
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,400
Well, Leon says it's the first 

step that they're going to take 

1078
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,960
to try to convince them to go to

 UNLV and they must not attend,

1079
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,400
blah blah blah. 
 
Then they cut to the next day 

1080
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,680
and Kody is back at Meri's 
 
because I'm assuming he left. 

1081
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,640
I don't think he slept there. 
 
Yeah, it looked like he was 

1082
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,400
coming there to pick Leon up. 
 
Yeah. 

1083
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,160
And then Leon walks down the 
 
stairs in a Westminster 

1084
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:11,360
sweatshirt, and Leon says they 

will not be going to UNLV. 

1085
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,920
And, you know, whatever. 
 
They want to go to Utah. 

1086
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,832
Well, they want to go to school,

 to Utah for friends and to 

1087
00:57:17,832 --> 00:57:19,840
spend time with their fellow 
cult 
 members. 

1088
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:25,240
Kody calls out here for the 
 
first time that Leon might not 

1089
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:29,360
really want to go to Westminster

 because of the school, but 

1090
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,560
because of the faith and being 

closer to the faith in their 

1091
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:37,280
community. 
 
And Kody says that for the first

1092
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,240
time, he gets it and that he 
 
will not make them come. 

1093
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,505
He will not make them come along

 to the tour because he 

1094
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,863
believes in their point of view 
on this. 
 

1095
00:57:47,871 --> 00:57:51,220
Yeah, he refers to it as a 
household of faith, which is the

1096
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:54,372

 gatherings of the other cult 
members on the usual basis. 
 

1097
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,792
A household. 
Not even a church full of them, 

1098
00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:58,502
 just a household. 
Just a household because we got 

1099
00:57:58,502 --> 00:58:01,240
 to meet in our living rooms, 
because there's no real church, 

1100
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,640
 because it's a cult anyway. 
Oh my God. 
 

1101
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:09,332
So the next day, Christine, 
Aspen and Kody arrive at UNLV, 


1102
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:13,970
greeted by their oldest son, 
Logan, for the tour of the 
 

1103
00:58:13,978 --> 00:58:17,096
university campus. 
The prodigal Son reserve, 
 

1104
00:58:17,104 --> 00:58:20,660
except. 
For he didn't return. 
 

1105
00:58:20,668 --> 00:58:22,955
They went to him. 
And that's actually a theme here

1106
00:58:22,955 --> 00:58:25,578

 is that he doesn't return. 
They're they're a little upset 


1107
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,042
about that. 
Oh no, Kody talks about Logan 
 

1108
00:58:28,050 --> 00:58:31,386
having a wall up because he's 
gone to the university and he 
 

1109
00:58:31,394 --> 00:58:34,069
seems to be a little harder to 
communicate with and he doesn't 

1110
00:58:34,069 --> 00:58:37,016
 show up as much as he'd like. 
And I'm going duh. 
 

1111
00:58:37,024 --> 00:58:40,078
I mean don't you remember being 
a young adult and wanting to get

1112
00:58:40,078 --> 00:58:42,886

 out of your parents house and 
and have a separation from the 


1113
00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,476
family? 
It's pretty common experience. 


1114
00:58:44,484 --> 00:58:47,742
Don't you remember what it's 
like to get thrust into real 
 

1115
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:50,601
life and have to take classes 
that actually matter? 
 

1116
00:58:50,609 --> 00:58:53,916
Well, Kody went on a mission 
when he was a kid, so I don't 
 

1117
00:58:53,924 --> 00:58:55,109
know that he actually went to 
university. 
 

1118
00:58:55,117 --> 00:58:58,880
I, I don't really recall, but 
regardless of if you go to 
 

1119
00:58:58,888 --> 00:59:01,817
school or not, most people I 
knew were ready to get the fuck 

1120
00:59:01,817 --> 00:59:04,160
 out of their parents house and 
start their life. 
 

1121
00:59:04,168 --> 00:59:05,295
It's pretty common. 
Yeah. 
 

1122
00:59:05,303 --> 00:59:06,820
I don't think it's such a big 
dull. 
 

1123
00:59:06,828 --> 00:59:09,417
Nope. 
Aspen talks about it a little 
 

1124
00:59:09,425 --> 00:59:12,834
bit and says that Logan had so 
many responsibilities, being the

1125
00:59:12,834 --> 00:59:18,040

 oldest of 17 kids, and so he's
going extreme in his freedom. 
 

1126
00:59:18,048 --> 00:59:22,320
And Christine kind of agrees. 
And I'm like, this just feels a 

1127
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,130
 little bit judgmental. 
Like, can't anybody do anything 

1128
00:59:25,130 --> 00:59:27,404
 on their own? 
Like, why are they making it 
 

1129
00:59:27,412 --> 00:59:30,596
seem like it's one or the other?
I mean, a young man goes off to 

1130
00:59:30,596 --> 00:59:31,722
 college. 
He's not going to come home 
 

1131
00:59:31,730 --> 00:59:34,212
every night and want to hear 
about, you know, oh, what did 
 

1132
00:59:34,220 --> 00:59:35,780
Solomon hear on his headphones 
today? 
 

1133
00:59:35,788 --> 00:59:40,238
You know, like, give me a break.
Yeah, Aspen says that he's taken

1134
00:59:40,238 --> 00:59:44,362

 leaving to the extreme, that 
he's like cut himself out and 
 

1135
00:59:44,370 --> 00:59:46,583
that he's taken it too far 
right. 
 

1136
00:59:46,591 --> 00:59:51,428
And I'm like you said it in the 
same breath that he's happy with

1137
00:59:51,428 --> 00:59:53,429

 the less responsibility. 
Duh. 
 

1138
00:59:53,437 --> 00:59:55,690
And it's once again, all about 
them and their family. 
 

1139
00:59:55,698 --> 00:59:57,365
It's like, what about Logan? 
Yeah. 
 

1140
00:59:57,373 --> 00:59:58,980
And he only lives, like, 1/2 far
away. 
 

1141
00:59:58,988 --> 01:00:01,407
And he even later says that he 
goes back, like, every other 
 

1142
01:00:01,415 --> 01:00:02,184
week. 
I mean, yeah. 
 

1143
01:00:02,192 --> 01:00:04,458
How many times do you need to 
see your family when you're in 


1144
01:00:04,466 --> 01:00:06,080
college? 
I think every other week is 
 

1145
01:00:06,088 --> 01:00:07,030
pretty reasonable. 
Yeah. 
 

1146
01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:12,135
Just these people. 
I will say that Aspen, Kody and 

1147
01:00:12,135 --> 01:00:16,845
 Christine are all listening and
watching him very intently while

1148
01:00:16,845 --> 01:00:19,768

 he's describing the buildings.
They don't show him. 
 

1149
01:00:19,776 --> 01:00:23,682
They show like a clip of them 
and there's voice over over it, 

1150
01:00:23,682 --> 01:00:27,456
 but they are all like actually 
engaged, head forward nodding 
 

1151
01:00:27,464 --> 01:00:29,162
along. 
Like, you can tell they're all 


1152
01:00:29,170 --> 01:00:32,300
listening to him and like that 
they're proud of him that he's 


1153
01:00:32,308 --> 01:00:35,215
kind of in this position of 
power over them right now. 
 

1154
01:00:35,223 --> 01:00:37,108
You know, like he's giving them 
the tour. 
 

1155
01:00:37,116 --> 01:00:39,410
Like he's the authority. 
Yeah, yeah. 
 

1156
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:44,096
And I did recognize that that 
they all paid attention. 
 

1157
01:00:44,104 --> 01:00:45,860
Yeah. 
But when they're doing these 
 

1158
01:00:45,868 --> 01:00:48,942
voice overs in the footage 
behind it, he's wearing like a 


1159
01:00:48,950 --> 01:00:51,290
red shirt, like he's wearing the
college colors. 
 

1160
01:00:51,298 --> 01:00:55,136
And he's very much the part of 
what we saw when he went to tour

1161
01:00:55,136 --> 01:00:56,960

 the school. 
And there was that young, 
 

1162
01:00:56,968 --> 01:00:58,507
attractive woman who was showing
them. 
 

1163
01:00:58,515 --> 01:01:02,420
And Janelle thought that might 
turn his head when now he's that

1164
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:05,578

 young attractive woman turning
heads into his red blouse, you 


1165
01:01:05,586 --> 01:01:08,320
know? 
He's the young attractive cock 


1166
01:01:08,328 --> 01:01:16,174
turning them hens in his blouse.
There you go, I'm like from rest

1167
01:01:16,174 --> 01:01:17,816

 of development. 
Cuckoo Doo Doo. 
 

1168
01:01:17,824 --> 01:01:20,640
Cuckoo Doo. 
Like what bird are you like? 
 

1169
01:01:20,648 --> 01:01:23,588
I don't know. 
I just do some weird like 
 

1170
01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:26,506
Turkey, Peacock hen. 
You know, birds of a feather. 
 

1171
01:01:26,514 --> 01:01:31,212
He does say that he is giving 
himself distance so that he can 

1172
01:01:31,212 --> 01:01:33,303
 grow. 
Yeah, and spread his wings and 


1173
01:01:33,311 --> 01:01:35,069
grow. 
I mean, literally, he's a young 

1174
01:01:35,069 --> 01:01:36,435
 adult. 
It just doesn't seem that 
 

1175
01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,760
bizarre to me. 
I don't get it. 
 

1176
01:01:37,768 --> 01:01:41,039
He feels like he wouldn't grow 
up if he went back too often. 
 

1177
01:01:41,047 --> 01:01:45,352
And here's an opportunity for 
Kody to tell us that he was very

1178
01:01:45,352 --> 01:01:48,000

 naive about going public with 
his family. 
 

1179
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:51,372
He underestimated the impact 
that it would have on his 
 

1180
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:53,916
children. 
Now, I don't know if we give 
 

1181
01:01:53,924 --> 01:01:56,940
Kody really any kudos for being 
aware ever, but sometimes he 
 

1182
01:01:56,948 --> 01:02:00,652
does have these moments where 
it's like, yeah, OK, being self 

1183
01:02:00,652 --> 01:02:03,550
 reflective is nice, but yeah, 
you didn't think about it at the

1184
01:02:03,550 --> 01:02:04,902

 time. 
You're making it sound like you 

1185
01:02:04,902 --> 01:02:07,376
 literally didn't give a shit 
the impact it would have on your

1186
01:02:07,376 --> 01:02:09,140

 children to go public. 
Hello. 
 

1187
01:02:09,148 --> 01:02:11,972
Yeah. 
And then to take underage kids, 

1188
01:02:11,972 --> 01:02:15,582
 even though they're your grown 
up children or what do they 
 

1189
01:02:15,590 --> 01:02:17,738
refer to them as the oldest 
always? 
 

1190
01:02:17,746 --> 01:02:22,195
But either way, it's like he 
acts like they're older than 
 

1191
01:02:22,203 --> 01:02:25,736
they are. 
So they show them at different 


1192
01:02:25,744 --> 01:02:29,040
panels getting asked questions, 
like, I don't probably related 


1193
01:02:29,048 --> 01:02:32,318
to promoting the show or 
whatever it's for, but they show

1194
01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:34,760

 them on different panels with 
their children. 
 

1195
01:02:34,768 --> 01:02:37,369
Yeah. 
That at the time when this was 


1196
01:02:37,377 --> 01:02:39,480
being recorded, all were under 
18. 
 

1197
01:02:39,488 --> 01:02:44,278
Yes. 
And they say that they hear 
 

1198
01:02:44,286 --> 01:02:49,246
clapping when Maddie says no, 
that they do not want to be 
 

1199
01:02:49,254 --> 01:02:52,020
plural marriage. 
Like, everyone's like Bravo. 
 

1200
01:02:52,028 --> 01:02:58,080
Maddie completely says no, and 
then when it gets to Leon, and 


1201
01:02:58,088 --> 01:03:03,740
Leon says that they want plural 
marriage, it's not necessarily 


1202
01:03:03,748 --> 01:03:07,405
booing, but it's silence. 
Yeah, Kody says. 
 

1203
01:03:07,413 --> 01:03:10,508
Yeah, I guess people aren't 
really enthusiastic about the 
 

1204
01:03:10,516 --> 01:03:12,580
youth being brainwashed into a 
cult. 
 

1205
01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:15,542
Yeah. 
So, you know, I don't know. 
 

1206
01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:19,520
So then they get to Logan's 
response and that Logan's never 

1207
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,666
 really had a response, right. 
So that's why this whole thing 


1208
01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:27,750
is coming up, because Logan's 
not this way or that way about 


1209
01:03:27,758 --> 01:03:30,040
it. 
Yeah, he's been very Switzerland

1210
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,360

 about it all. 
And in this moment, he has an 
 

1211
01:03:33,368 --> 01:03:36,112
interview where he says that he 
doesn't want any pressure to 
 

1212
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,503
make decisions about plural 
marriage. 
 

1213
01:03:37,511 --> 01:03:40,870
And he's currently living as if 
he will choose not to live 
 

1214
01:03:40,878 --> 01:03:42,920
polygamy because he's just not 
thinking much about it. 
 

1215
01:03:42,928 --> 01:03:45,387
And he's starting his college 
life, He's starting an adult 
 

1216
01:03:45,395 --> 01:03:47,038
life. 
He wants to be his own 
 

1217
01:03:47,046 --> 01:03:48,820
individual person and he's not 
concerned about. 
 

1218
01:03:48,828 --> 01:03:50,844
It yeah. 
And that's basically part of the

1219
01:03:50,844 --> 01:03:54,700

 reason that he decided to go 
to UNLV was to not have pressure

1220
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,261

 either which way from a 
college associated with the 

1221
01:03:58,261 --> 01:04:01,700
religion at 
 all. 
Yeah, not to go up to their 
 

1222
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,940
household of faith gatherings up
in Utah. 
 

1223
01:04:03,948 --> 01:04:06,667
Like, to be a individual person.
Yeah. 
 

1224
01:04:06,675 --> 01:04:10,522
As the tour continues, Aspen 
says that she likes UNLV and 
 

1225
01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:13,740
will likely go to school there. 
And she thinks she'll live in 
 

1226
01:04:13,748 --> 01:04:16,452
the dorm because that's what she
thinks would be a good way to 
 

1227
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:17,720
start off the college 
experience. 
 

1228
01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:22,488
And yeah, that makes sense. 
And I just think that they 
 

1229
01:04:22,496 --> 01:04:25,607
actually supported Logan during 
this whole clip, which I 
 

1230
01:04:25,615 --> 01:04:27,512
appreciated. 
Yeah, after the commercial 
 

1231
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:31,558
break, when we return from TLC 
paying those bills, they rehash 

1232
01:04:31,558 --> 01:04:35,395
 the last Expo that they had. 
So the we're going to jump right

1233
01:04:35,395 --> 01:04:38,840

 back into my sister wife's 
closet and they do this 
 

1234
01:04:38,848 --> 01:04:43,842
rehabbing rehashing of the last 
Expo they did, featuring a sound

1235
01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:47,500

 bite from our older version of
Colleen. 
 

1236
01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:50,590
Susan. 
If you remember, Susan was the 


1237
01:04:50,598 --> 01:04:53,994
woman that was interviewed when 
they did their last Expo and she

1238
01:04:53,994 --> 01:04:57,254

 had some powerful words. 
Some, well, I don't know, 
 

1239
01:04:57,262 --> 01:04:58,845
powerful. 
She had a powerful opinion. 
 

1240
01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,842
She had an opinion about the 
family and about the freaks that

1241
01:05:01,842 --> 01:05:04,320

 are in polygamy. 
And how about there are just 
 

1242
01:05:04,328 --> 01:05:06,264
some creepy things going on 
there? 
 

1243
01:05:06,272 --> 01:05:10,075
Definitely some creepy things. 
Creepy things. 
 

1244
01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:16,160
Oh yeah, and Kody introducing 
this Expo is very hilarious 
 

1245
01:05:16,168 --> 01:05:20,798
because he calls it the 
Christmas Craft and Gift Expo 
 

1246
01:05:20,806 --> 01:05:24,012
that they're going to in Las 
Vegas. 
 

1247
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:29,775
And then we paused by accident 
on the sign of said Expo. 
 

1248
01:05:29,783 --> 01:05:34,247
And it in fact, was not called 
the Christmas Craft and Gift 
 

1249
01:05:34,255 --> 01:05:38,522
Expo. 
It was called the Holiday Craft 

1250
01:05:38,522 --> 01:05:44,047
 and Gift Festival, right at A1 
South Point Hotel and Casino, 
 

1251
01:05:44,055 --> 01:05:47,500
right? 
And the reason this detail 
 

1252
01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:51,395
actually matters is it's a 
reminder of how this family 
 

1253
01:05:51,403 --> 01:05:54,580
paints things. 
The Expo, this this convention 


1254
01:05:54,588 --> 01:05:58,325
gathering thing is called the 
Holiday Craft and Gift Festival.

1255
01:05:58,325 --> 01:06:00,440

 
But Kody tells us it's the 

1256
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:06,080
Christmas Craft and Gift Expo. 

So it's just, is it that 

1257
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,560
dramatic? 
 
No, but it is a reminder of how 

1258
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,440
they position everything. 
 
Even Kody's telling of a story 

1259
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,320
wouldn't be that it's a holiday 
 festival for vendors. 

1260
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:20,040
It's a Christmas craft and gift 
 Expo, which it is not a 

1261
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,200
Christmas thing. 
 
It's a holiday thing. 

1262
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,640
Splitting hair. 
 
Some people be like, you know, 

1263
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,520
oh, Christmas holiday, blah, 
 
blah, blah. 

1264
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,000
But it's not. 
 
It's not. 

1265
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,160
It's not. 
 
Especially when it comes from 

1266
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:34,080
somebody from such a religious 

background. 

1267
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,240
Yeah, yeah, there's the people 

that you hear every single year.

1268
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,680
I don't say happy holidays, God 
 damn it. 

1269
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:45,800
I say Merry Christmas because I 
 just don't believe in other 

1270
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,960
holidays. 
 
Right. 

1271
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,840
That's what he's doing. 
 
Here, that's totally what he's 

1272
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,720
doing. 
 
And it's like the whitewashing 

1273
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,640
of the religion. 
 
It's the whitewashing of their 

1274
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,600
stories. 
 
It's the whitewashing of their 

1275
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,240
history. 
 
They just change whatever they 

1276
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,600
feel like. 
 
And while it might be a minor 

1277
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,280
thing, people might be like, who

 cares if it's holiday or 

1278
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,720
Christmas? 
 
It's just one of those things. 

1279
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,480
That you know it is a big deal 

to them. 

1280
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,920
Yes, exactly like he. 
 
That was an intentional thing. 

1281
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,160
That was not on purpose. 
 
So it might not be a big deal, 

1282
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,920
might not be a big dull to us 
 
normies. 

1283
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:18,240
Right. 
 
No one's normal, but, well, it's

1284
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,360
a big dull. 
 
It's a big dull to these 

1285
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,680
fundamentalist Mormons and. 
 
I'm not sure if you're familiar 

1286
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,640
with fundamentalist. 
 
You're familiar with 

1287
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,200
fundamentalist? 
 
Have you heard the term 

1288
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:33,760
fundamentalist? 
 
Mormons, it's Christmas, not a 

1289
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:34,920
holiday. 
 
God damn it. 

1290
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,040
God. 
 
Damn it. 

1291
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:40,277
Well, when we transition to this

 Expo, we get this lovely shot 

1292
01:07:40,277 --> 01:07:44,640
of Merry welcoming and ushering 
 people into their booth and I 

1293
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:50,160
went Holy fucking shit, my mind 
 is blown by the merry the merry

1294
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,840
Meri Meri of it all. 
 
Not Merry Christmas, Merry Meri 

1295
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:59,120
Quake and Cherry Brown. 
 
Oh my God, good Lord, Meri had 

1296
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,520
to have been in control of this 
 one. 

1297
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,920
She had to be in control of 
 
setting everything up because 

1298
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:07,000
the rug clashed. 
 
It was so crazy and busy and 

1299
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,440
traditional and it completely 
 
clashed with the very patterned 

1300
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,040
and busy carpet of the Expo 
 
itself. 

1301
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,200
And this is just the flooring. 

As we move up from the flooring,

1302
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,240
honey, how do we describe what 

was happening here? 

1303
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:28,439
There's two chairs that are 
 
sitting betwixt everything next 

1304
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:31,600
to each other like you're about 
 to sit down for tea. 

1305
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:36,359
Yeah, the Parlor. 
 
The parlor, yes, and they are 

1306
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:41,600
very ornate, I said. 
 
Broke style chairs in mahogany. 

1307
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:44,319
We know you guys love hearing us

 say mahogany. 

1308
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:51,200
And there is a coat rack with 
 
fake vines going up it. 

1309
01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:57,040
Yeah, it's like they took a 
 
picture of Grandma's place from 

1310
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,319
the 80s and put it into this 
 
Expo booth this Christmas. 

1311
01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:01,040
Expo. 
 
Oh. 

1312
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,040
My gosh, they went to a ghost 
 
town out in the middle of 

1313
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:08,697
nowhere in Nevada and they stole

 from the parlor and now 

1314
01:09:08,697 --> 01:09:11,319
they're all going to be haunted 
just 
 like this show. 

1315
01:09:11,319 --> 01:09:15,120
Fucking haunts. 
 
Me haunts us and you, You are 

1316
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,720
listening to this. 
 
We got furniture that fell off 

1317
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:21,160
the wagon from the Oregon Trail 
 days and it's like Meri's booth

1318
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,399
set up and she's there just 
 
being so happy, so merry. 

1319
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:29,240
Everyone's just so happy. 
 
Now, as we're transitioning into

1320
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,399
this Expo scene, Robyn tells us 
 she. 

1321
01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,319
Well, first of all, she's. 
 
Walking. 

1322
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:36,479
She's walking in this footage of

 her just. 

1323
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:39,160
Walking in like, boom, boom, I'm

 wearing my purple shirt. 

1324
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,520
I'm on a mission. 
 
Yeah, like, it's totally the 

1325
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,960
most Robyn on a mission we've 
 
ever seen. 

1326
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,492
And the voiceover doesn't really

 match because she's like, 

1327
01:09:49,492 --> 01:09:53,504
well, we, I predict that we'll 
sell 
 one piece in the first 

1328
01:09:53,504 --> 01:09:55,560
hour. 
But I don't want to jump the gun

1329
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,180

 it. 
Changes the vibes if you sell a 

1330
01:09:58,180 --> 01:09:59,978
 piece in the first hour. 
Yeah. 
 

1331
01:09:59,986 --> 01:10:03,240
And I'm going, Oh my God. 
I can't imagine having a 
 

1332
01:10:03,248 --> 01:10:06,624
business where selling one thing
in the first hour is what really

1333
01:10:06,624 --> 01:10:09,096

 is the goal. 
Like, Oh my God. 
 

1334
01:10:09,104 --> 01:10:13,461
It's always that first soul that
breaks the US. 
 

1335
01:10:13,469 --> 01:10:18,295
That first salt. 
So I was that first salt size. 


1336
01:10:18,303 --> 01:10:20,980
Well, they had a record sale. 
Fastest though. 
 

1337
01:10:20,988 --> 01:10:26,704
Our fastest sell was that this 
Expo. 30 minutes in, they sold a

1338
01:10:26,704 --> 01:10:31,744

 piece of jewelry. 
In 30 minutes it's a record. 
 

1339
01:10:31,752 --> 01:10:36,555
Good God, every minute before 
that sale must have been like an

1340
01:10:36,555 --> 01:10:38,397

 eternity. 
I can't even imagine. 
 

1341
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:43,142
I hear Janelle in a little bit 
of a side conversation and she's

1342
01:10:43,142 --> 01:10:48,120

 talking to a customer and she 
goes and Apron will be on our 
 

1343
01:10:48,128 --> 01:10:52,140
website in about a week from 
now. 
 

1344
01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:55,110
Yes. 
So she's Hawking her aprons that

1345
01:10:55,110 --> 01:10:55,950

 aren't even. 
Available. 
 

1346
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,648
Not even there. 
On the website. 
 

1347
01:10:57,656 --> 01:11:00,823
She says. 
I was hoping one would be here 


1348
01:11:00,831 --> 01:11:03,925
today at least a prototype of an
apron. 
 

1349
01:11:03,933 --> 01:11:09,066
Of an apron, the wish and the 
hope to have a prototype of an 


1350
01:11:09,074 --> 01:11:11,610
apron at the Expo, which you 
don't have so. 
 

1351
01:11:11,618 --> 01:11:14,037
Telling. 
People to buy it on the website 

1352
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:18,760
 on your online boutique. 
No, no. 
 

1353
01:11:18,768 --> 01:11:22,178
Just absurd. 
I just can't even believe this 


1354
01:11:22,186 --> 01:11:24,032
shit. 
And she's like talking to a 
 

1355
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,039
customer that's probably not 
going to buy any jewelry. 
 

1356
01:11:26,047 --> 01:11:28,750
And she's like, oh, no, no, no, 
no, no, no. 
 

1357
01:11:28,758 --> 01:11:31,556
Wait. 
You might like my apron with the

1358
01:11:31,556 --> 01:11:34,928

 bear paw. 
Do you have the World Wide Web? 

1359
01:11:34,928 --> 01:11:36,680
 
If you could pull up your 

1360
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,480
Netscape Explorer and then you 

can go to our website and find 

1361
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,200
an apron. 
 
But in a week, I think it'll be 

1362
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:46,040
here in a week. 
 
Do you know how to go to WWW. 

1363
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:53,080
Mysisterwas.com yes. 
 
Oh good Lord. 

1364
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,560
I wonder if they even had a card

 or anything to give people to 

1365
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,720
like go to the actual website. 

I wouldn't be surprised if they 

1366
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,720
had no way for people to even 
 
know to go to the website. 

1367
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,200
No, they probably didn't tell 
 
people and hope that they had 

1368
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:06,760
pens in their purses to write it

 down. 100 old business card of

1369
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,640
someone. 
 
Yes, they're like ripping up 

1370
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,160
pieces of paper with the website

 on it. 

1371
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,880
Like, Oh my God. 
 
Well, they did do a drawing 

1372
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,680
again. 
 
I saw people putting their names

1373
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,000
into a fishbowl again at this 
 
one. 

1374
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,640
It's like who? 
 
The big winner was. 

1375
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,960
We find out how much money made 
 they made at this X1. 

1376
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,040
I'm like, you gave away that 
 
much in jewelry you dumb 

1377
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,720
bitches. 
 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1378
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,760
This this is a successful 
 
business for sure. 

1379
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:35,960
As the scene continues, Robyn 
 
introduces us to Gina. 

1380
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:39,000
Oh, she introduces Gina to 
 
Christine. 

1381
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,800
Excuse me? 
 
As the new manufacturer of their

1382
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:42,920
jewelry. 
 
And it's funny because 

1383
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,720
Christine's like, oh, yeah, I 
 
remember you. 

1384
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,680
I remember you. 
 
It's like why? 

1385
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,880
Is it my prototype here? 
 
It's like, good God, you're 

1386
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,240
being a little too enthusiastic 
 about remembering someone. 

1387
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,320
Like it's OK, Like calm down we.

 

1388
01:12:56,328 --> 01:12:59,432
Find out the name is Morena 
Enterprises. 
 

1389
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,310
Morena Enterprises, Is that 
Gino's last name? 
 

1390
01:13:02,318 --> 01:13:06,040
I think it must be. 
Gina Morena. 
 

1391
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:08,362
Morena Enterprises. 
We could have looked this up, 
 

1392
01:13:08,370 --> 01:13:09,755
but we're not that kind of 
podcast. 
 

1393
01:13:09,763 --> 01:13:13,944
We're just going to guess that 
Gina Morena owns Morena 
 

1394
01:13:13,952 --> 01:13:15,520
Enterprises. 
Probably not in business 
 

1395
01:13:15,528 --> 01:13:17,396
anymore. 
So even if we would have wasted 

1396
01:13:17,396 --> 01:13:18,760
 our time looking, would that 
be? 

1397
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,800
Funny if it was actually her ex 
 husband's last name and not 

1398
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:24,040
hers. 
 
Oh, woman owned business, but 

1399
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,600
it's Morena Enterprises. 
 
She works with her ex-husband. 

1400
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,520
This is what I'm saying. 
 
Like it's his business name and 

1401
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,120
like, oh God, I. 
 
Guarantee it. 

1402
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,160
Maybe her first name is actually

 Morena. 

1403
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,480
Yeah. 
 
And then she's like, just go 

1404
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,520
call me Gina. 
 
Call me Gina. 

1405
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,760
My full names Marina, but you 
 
can call me John. 

1406
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,400
Me, Marina. 
 
I belong in Marina. 

1407
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,320
Oh God, okay, this is terrible. 
 

1408
01:13:46,328 --> 01:13:48,775
Okay, sorry everybody, we're 
going to get back on track. 
 

1409
01:13:48,783 --> 01:13:51,080
Oh my gosh. 
Robyn, this is where the big 
 

1410
01:13:51,088 --> 01:13:53,460
check comes in. 
The big check. 
 

1411
01:13:53,468 --> 01:13:57,344
Now Shocking, Robyn is not 
receiving the big check. 
 

1412
01:13:57,352 --> 01:14:00,674
She's giving the big check. 
She is writing it. 
 

1413
01:14:00,682 --> 01:14:04,730
She is handing it over to cover 
the expenses of the order. 
 

1414
01:14:04,738 --> 01:14:08,775
She just placed the. 
Big one, she says, the big one. 

1415
01:14:08,775 --> 01:14:11,080
 
And they ordered 100 pieces of 

1416
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:15,040
jewelry. 
 
And I'm wondering, why does this

1417
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,240
have to happen at the Christmas 
 Expo? 

1418
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,880
I mean, the holiday festival, 
 
I'm assuming it's just for 

1419
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:25,640
filming, but it's just so like, 
 my God, why are we doing this? 

1420
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,520
Maybe that was part of their 
 
contract is they had to 

1421
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:32,560
introduce the company at some 
 
point during the show that they 

1422
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,200
were partnering with to make 
 
their jewelry. 

1423
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,200
You totally know that has to be 
 it because that's the whole 

1424
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,640
thing is like there's rumors 
 
down the road in the future 

1425
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,400
about Kody being like, if you 
 
come and do some construction on

1426
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,480
my house, you know, you should 

give me a discount because 

1427
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,680
you'll be on the show. 
 
And it's like who hires their 

1428
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,320
contractor based on them being 

on a shitty TV show? 

1429
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,160
Yeah. 
 
And like a discount, sure, 

1430
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,120
because the people that are 
 
doing that are the people you 

1431
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,280
want to do business. 
 
Right. 

1432
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,760
Like Gina from Morena Vagina 
 
Store, like we don't really. 

1433
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,360
I mean, I'm sure Gina is a 
 
wonderful business owner and all

1434
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,160
of that. 
 
You know, allegedly, everything 

1435
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:08,960
I'm saying is allegedly. 
 
God, but I do feel like this is 

1436
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:12,160
more of a partnership than 
 
anything as in like we're going 

1437
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,320
to make a certain percentage of 
 your sales if we upfront the 

1438
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,880
cost for manufacturing because 

let's be honest, like these 

1439
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:22,160
people aren't literally 
 
manufacturing these, right? 

1440
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:24,720
Like, you're not. 
 
They don't literally have silver

1441
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,280
that they're hammering out and 

making little rings out of. 

1442
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,680
Oh God, I. 
 
Have I don't. 

1443
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,120
Know I I don't know. 
 
I thought it was curious. 

1444
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,800
I just, I don't, I don't know 
 
when she says it's Sterling. 

1445
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,720
I'm like, Robyn, you don't even 
 know what Sterling is. 

1446
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:43,840
Robyn tells us that spending 
 
this money stresses them out all

1447
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,360
the time. 
 
And I'm going, Robyn, you have 

1448
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,640
no problem spending money. 
 
If you're stressed, it's because

1449
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,480
someone might hold you 
 
accountable for spending that 

1450
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,720
money. 
 
Oh, God, that's got to be tough 

1451
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,720
for her, spending money and then

 being accountable for spending

1452
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,720
that money. 
 
She just, that's going to be 

1453
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,800
rough. 
 
That's going to be rough. 

1454
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,480
No, she's going to blame it on 

the business. 

1455
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,480
Well. 
 
This is, I was going to say, 

1456
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,480
ultimately leading to the demise

 of their family, but yeah, no,

1457
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:07,680
of course it's just the 
 
business. 

1458
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,040
It was because, you know, 
 
Janelle wasn't able to put 

1459
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,960
enough in. 
 
That's why this business. 

1460
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:16,720
Failed. 
 
That's exactly why they show us 

1461
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:24,420
her showing rings to a potential

 customer and their rings do 

1462
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:28,400
not look like 2 s s. 
 
It looks like a band with the S 

1463
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,880
and the S looks like a snake and

 all I could think was like she

1464
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,800
is the snake in the Garden of 
 
Eden. 

1465
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,000
Yeah. 
 
This fish is the snake. 

1466
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,000
She is a snake. 
 
And she's putting it out there 

1467
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,160
for everyone to see. 
 
Slytherin in the side. 

1468
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:45,760
Yeah, good. 
 
The irony of it being a snake on

1469
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:49,520
the ring instead of an S. 
 
We get some conversations with 

1470
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:54,720
some of the Expo visitors, 
 
participants, whatever they're 

1471
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,320
called. 2 Silver Sneakers 
 
members that happened to be 

1472
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:04,480
walking the mall that day. 
 
Oh God no, don't get us 

1473
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,680
cancelled over the silver 
 
sneakers. 

1474
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:13,760
Well, they're interviewing them 
 and one says the guy. 

1475
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,640
He's a hunk. 
 
Hunk. 

1476
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:20,218
But she cuts off her friend, who

 was in the middle of saying 

1477
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:23,800
it's really cool to see them in 
 person. 

1478
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,520
And then? 
 
Well, yeah, because they start 

1479
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,920
out by saying something, you 
 
know, like, well, I've seen 

1480
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,480
polygamist documentaries, but I 
 don't really have an opinion. 

1481
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,680
And they seem nice enough. 
 
And plus the husband, he's a 

1482
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,360
hunk, so. 
 
Did I say what you wanted me to 

1483
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,400
say? 
 
Can I say the other thing yet? 

1484
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,640
These two old bittys, they just 
 are like we're here at the 

1485
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:46,132
holiday show and we ran into the

 sister wives like Oh my gosh 

1486
01:17:46,132 --> 01:17:49,360
we don't really care. 
 
My favorite back and forth 

1487
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:53,040
though was actually with some 
 
random teenager with emo hair 

1488
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,800
talking to Janelle about living 
 in Vegas. 

1489
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,480
And it's so funny because it's 

like this pairing is the 

1490
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,860
weirdest shit I have ever seen. 
 

1491
01:18:00,868 --> 01:18:05,796
This 1213 year old pimple 
covered emo person is like, how 

1492
01:18:05,796 --> 01:18:09,240
 do you like living in Las 
Vegas? 

1493
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,120
You know, it's like we like it 

here. 

1494
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,680
People are tolerant and I was 
 
like, I'm not tolerant of this 

1495
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:18,680
emo look. 
 
They never showed them in the 

1496
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:20,320
same camera shot. 
 
No. 

1497
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,280
And I think this was a 
 
Frankenbite. 

1498
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:26,960
I think that the producers asked

 Janelle the questions and then

1499
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,680
they pulled a person aside and 

got them to re ask the questions

1500
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,320
on camera. 
 
I could totally see that because

1501
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,640
you're right, like it almost 
 
because I was wondering, I'm 

1502
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,920
like, is this person and is she 
 on a chair? 

1503
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,400
Because it's like they're not 
 
even kind of looking totally. 

1504
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:46,120
It's not even like a back and 
 
forth clip, it's like 1 to the 

1505
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,720
other clipton together. 
 
Well, I take back my hateful 

1506
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,120
statements about you, e-mail 
 
Freak. 

1507
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:53,480
I'm sure that you were portrayed

 incorrectly on this show. 

1508
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,480
I'm sorry. 
 
I'm sure they were. 

1509
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:58,200
The silver sneakers, Oh my God, 
 I can't believe it. 

1510
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,480
Christine points out how it's 
 
not busy, and she says, Yep, 

1511
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:05,840
there's no one here. 
 
I think I'm done doing Expos. 

1512
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,960
No, you do got to give Christine

 credit sometimes when she has 

1513
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,560
her candid moments because it's 
 like, Amen, I'm done doing 

1514
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:13,480
Expos. 
 
Like what the? 

1515
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:16,760
Fuck, she is done son. 
 
She's. 

1516
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,640
Done son. 
 
We find out that they had sold 

1517
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:23,400
18 pieces. 
 
The lowest number of souls 

1518
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:26,360
they've ever done. 18 items 
 
sold. 

1519
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:33,000
We're going to have to get out 

the Robyn to English translation

1520
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,760
book. 
 
You know that I literally wrote 

1521
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:38,442
it out instead of cells, SULLS. 
 

1522
01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:42,960
Yeah, I'm starting to write deal
as Dill Let's. 
 

1523
01:19:42,968 --> 01:19:44,967
Get some cells. 
It's a thing. 
 

1524
01:19:44,975 --> 01:19:47,654
It's a thing, man. 
This show's really messing with 

1525
01:19:47,654 --> 01:19:49,995
 us. 
It is Oh my God, when I say it 


1526
01:19:50,003 --> 01:19:52,816
for the first time, like in 
person in my real life, I'm 
 

1527
01:19:52,824 --> 01:19:55,261
going to like I. 
Have done it, I have done it. 
 

1528
01:19:55,269 --> 01:19:58,665
I said big dull like in the last
week and it was ridiculous. 
 

1529
01:19:58,673 --> 01:20:01,880
I had to correct myself and make
a joke. 
 

1530
01:20:01,888 --> 01:20:05,085
It was terrible. 
Oh my gosh. 
 

1531
01:20:05,093 --> 01:20:10,118
We get a lovely gem, a jewel, a 
big dull here from Robyn, and 
 

1532
01:20:10,126 --> 01:20:14,495
she tells us building these 
homes makes me have to work that

1533
01:20:14,495 --> 01:20:17,145

 much harder on my sister 
wife's closet. 
 

1534
01:20:17,153 --> 01:20:24,280
When I sit down at this computer
and work hard every day, every 


1535
01:20:24,288 --> 01:20:28,344
day she starts choking. 
And because she's literally 
 

1536
01:20:28,352 --> 01:20:30,855
lying, she can't even get 
through the statement. 
 

1537
01:20:30,863 --> 01:20:33,362
She's trying to tell the story 
about how she sits at the 
 

1538
01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:35,690
computer and works so hard every
day to make money for their 
 

1539
01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:38,125
families so they can afford 
these homes because my sister 
 

1540
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,627
wife's closet is going to solve 
all their problems. 
 

1541
01:20:40,635 --> 01:20:44,344
And she can't even get through 
it without physically having 
 

1542
01:20:44,352 --> 01:20:46,280
reactions. 
Yeah, she can't even do it. 
 

1543
01:20:46,288 --> 01:20:49,018
Yeah. 
And I'm like, this bitch is 
 

1544
01:20:49,026 --> 01:20:51,420
lying. 
And they show Christine and 
 

1545
01:20:51,428 --> 01:20:54,543
Janelle and they're just like 
listening. 
 

1546
01:20:54,551 --> 01:20:57,385
And I'm like, oh, you bitches 
have to know this is not even 
 

1547
01:20:57,393 --> 01:20:58,230
real. 
It's not even. 
 

1548
01:20:58,238 --> 01:21:00,624
Real. 
I thought that on the couch 
 

1549
01:21:00,632 --> 01:21:03,776
Christine was wearing this 
oversized Mickey Mouse hoodie 
 

1550
01:21:03,784 --> 01:21:07,850
and I was like what the fuck is 
she wearing? 
 

1551
01:21:07,858 --> 01:21:10,380
It looked like she was wearing 
an oversized men's Mickey Mouse 

1552
01:21:10,380 --> 01:21:14,740
 hoodie and then when they got 
closer to her I realized it was 

1553
01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:16,961
 another fucking scarf. 
Oh God, she. 
 

1554
01:21:16,969 --> 01:21:20,840
Was wearing an ice shirt, but 
she had a Mickey Mouse scarf 
 

1555
01:21:20,848 --> 01:21:24,530
wrapped around it was black and 
white and she was wearing a 
 

1556
01:21:24,538 --> 01:21:25,740
black shirt. 
Oh no. 
 

1557
01:21:25,748 --> 01:21:28,720
So it literally looks like she 
had just like rolled out of bed 

1558
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:31,708
 and put a hoodie on, but she 
was wearing a nice shirt with a 

1559
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:34,476
 Mickey Mouse scarf. 
I had to pause and I said 
 

1560
01:21:34,484 --> 01:21:36,450
there's something significant 
that happened here and I wrote 


1561
01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,230
it down. 
There's. 
 

1562
01:21:37,238 --> 01:21:39,840
Something significant that 
happened here. 
 

1563
01:21:39,848 --> 01:21:45,932
Dreams can come true. 
It can happen to you if you're 


1564
01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:48,662
young at high. 
You Remember Me pausing it and 


1565
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,520
being like, I have to write 
something down? 
 

1566
01:21:50,528 --> 01:21:52,675
Yeah. 
And it was the scarf. 
 

1567
01:21:52,683 --> 01:21:55,347
Oh God. 
Oh honey, this show really is 
 

1568
01:21:55,355 --> 01:21:56,960
rotting our brains. 
She fooled. 
 

1569
01:21:56,968 --> 01:21:59,840
Me. 
All right, well, now we're going

1570
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:01,454

 to go to Christine's house. 
Thank God. 
 

1571
01:22:01,462 --> 01:22:04,320
And guess who's back? 
Doctor Guido. 
 

1572
01:22:04,328 --> 01:22:09,350
Doctor Guido. 
Doctor Guido, who if you don't 


1573
01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:13,424
remember, we met with previously
about Logan's college things. 
 

1574
01:22:13,432 --> 01:22:20,135
No, they did a high school 
Future Future Parent teacher 
 

1575
01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:24,880
conference, and we met Mr. 
Doctor Guido, and we're told 
 

1576
01:22:24,888 --> 01:22:28,344
that he was the children's 
favorite teacher and he has 
 

1577
01:22:28,352 --> 01:22:32,916
spoken so highly of in their 
home and how Kody was nervous to

1578
01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:34,864

 meet him. 
Janelle was nervous to meet him.

1579
01:22:34,864 --> 01:22:36,440

 
She got stuck in the desk on her

1580
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,440
way out. 
 
Yeah. 

1581
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,480
Kody wore the sick three piece 

suit to meet Doctor Guido. 

1582
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,720
Yes, he did. 
 
That's. 

1583
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,320
Right, it's all coming back to 

me now. 

1584
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:47,000
Yep. 
 
And Doctor Guido is at 

1585
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,760
Christine's house to talk to 
 
some of the children about 

1586
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:54,600
preparing for college. 
 
And 1st on the docket is Leon. 

1587
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,120
And Leon says they want to be a 
 pediatrician. 

1588
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:58,960
Now. 
 
We knew Leon wanted to be a 

1589
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,520
doctor. 
 
I think this is our first time 

1590
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:05,160
hearing about the pediatrician 

vibes and I love Doctor Guido 

1591
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,960
because Doctor Guido asks 
 
something along the lines of 

1592
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:10,680
well, can you handle a kid 
 
dying? 

1593
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:15,040
Yeah, Doctor Guido says. 
 
Whenever somebody tells me that 

1594
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:18,320
they want to be a pediatrician, 
 the first thing that I ask them

1595
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,640
is, Are you ready to see a kid 

die? 

1596
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:24,280
Yeah, absolutely. 
 
It's a bit stark, you know, it's

1597
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:29,520
a bit dramatic. 
 
I it's an attention getter and 

1598
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,920
he's getting some attention. 
 
Now. 

1599
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,560
It's a reasonable question 
 
though. 

1600
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,040
It's a very reasonable question 
 because people don't think of 

1601
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,040
those things. 
 
I will say what might have been 

1602
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,120
a step too far is that he 
 
brought. 

1603
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:44,240
A V. 
 
HS tape, Yeah, of a doctor in a 

1604
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,240
real life situation working with

 a family and then finding out 

1605
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,720
that the child has died. 
 
In surgery. 

1606
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:55,680
So apparently this video has 
 
interviews of the doctors with 

1607
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:59,600
the patient and blah blah blah 

and then the kid dies in surgery

1608
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,400
and it's like it's. 
 
Dark. 

1609
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,760
My God. 
 
And he goes, I show this to 

1610
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,280
anybody that says they want to 

be like a doctor or a 

1611
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:11,080
pediatrician. 
 
And he's helping paint like the 

1612
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:17,680
reality like for Leon and Aspen 
 was like he didn't have to kill

1613
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:21,600
their dreams. 
 
Like, OK, I get it. 

1614
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:25,600
But at the same time, kind of 
 
like it's a fair enough thing 

1615
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:30,040
when you're asking. 
 
I would say when you're asking 

1616
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:34,954
someone after doing their rounds

 for the first time that's had 

1617
01:24:34,954 --> 01:24:39,720
a great time in the pediatrician

 area, then it's a good time to

1618
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:42,040
ask someone that's studying 
 
medicine. 

1619
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:46,480
Probably not a great thing to 
 
bring up with a 16 or 17. 

1620
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,800
Year old, well, you know, he's 

just trying to paint a picture, 

1621
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:54,320
not a picture, a picture for the

 brown youth. 

1622
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,040
And I think that it is warranted

 because think about some of 

1623
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,080
these people. 
 
You've got Christine who 

1624
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,000
literally went through all of 
 
the work to become a real estate

1625
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,600
agent before realizing she'd 
 
have to be a real estate agent 

1626
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:09,680
like these people. 
 
You know, it's a little shock 

1627
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,080
value, it's a little shock 
 
factor, whatever, and I think 

1628
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,880
it's appropriate, but it is a 
 
bit much. 

1629
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,560
The thing I felt the weirdest 
 
about this whole clip is that 

1630
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:25,000
Doctor Guido helps kids with 
 
scholarships. 

1631
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,440
Does this mean he usually comes 
 to their homes? 

1632
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:32,960
And meets with their family. 
 
Yeah, No, I think it's for ATV 

1633
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:36,720
show, right. 
 
I mean, I could imagine him 

1634
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:40,200
taking meetings, like after 
 
school and going through things,

1635
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,240
but I don't imagine he's making 
 house calls to like, talk about

1636
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:46,880
But I don't know I mean, my 
 
parents were never like, let's 

1637
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,400
have a teacher over to talk 
 
about scholarship options Like 

1638
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,010
that was not a part of my life. 
 

1639
01:25:52,018 --> 01:25:54,788
So Doctor Guido suggests that 
Leon start applying to 
 

1640
01:25:54,796 --> 01:25:56,845
scholarships now. 
He basically says it's never too

1641
01:25:56,845 --> 01:25:59,932

 early to start applying, so 
encourages all of the kids, he 


1642
01:25:59,940 --> 01:26:01,522
said. 
Something like you can apply as 

1643
01:26:01,522 --> 01:26:03,920
 early as a freshman or 
something like get the ball 

1644
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,440
rolling now. 
 
And he'll help Leon and the kids

1645
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:09,440
fill them out. 
 
Yeah, We find out a little bit 

1646
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:16,000
more about Mckelty's situation 

and starting school, going to 

1647
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000
college herself. 
 
And there's a moment on the 

1648
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,160
couch where Christine talks 
 
about how the school will 

1649
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:24,870
basically cost 40 grand a year, 
 which is quite expensive 

1650
01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:27,119
because he asks her something 
about do 
 you know what it 

1651
01:26:27,119 --> 01:26:30,000
takes to get your associates? 
 
And it's like getting an 

1652
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:34,560
associate's at 40 KA year back 

in this time. 

1653
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,640
That's a very expensive 
 
associate's degree. 

1654
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,240
Like most associate's degrees 
 
are not 40 KA year. 

1655
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,200
Yeah. 
 
I think that sometimes with 

1656
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:46,760
these like schools of things 
 
like a school of hair, school of

1657
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,480
School of Cosmetology is what 
 
they would call it, School of 

1658
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:52,760
Fashion and Merchandising, which

 I think is what she's going 

1659
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,960
into. 
 
I think they're more like a two 

1660
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,080
year program or a one year 
 
program. 

1661
01:26:57,080 --> 01:27:00,367
So they cost more because Beauty

 High School, back when I went 

1662
01:27:00,367 --> 01:27:03,416
in 2010, was 20 grand for one 
year. 
 

1663
01:27:03,424 --> 01:27:07,221
For one year, yeah. 
So yeah, I just think 40 grand 


1664
01:27:07,229 --> 01:27:09,340
for a year and associates is a 
lot. 
 

1665
01:27:09,348 --> 01:27:11,095
Crazy. 
It is a lot. 
 

1666
01:27:11,103 --> 01:27:14,463
It's crazy because then Kody 
talks about how as a family they

1667
01:27:14,463 --> 01:27:18,311

 feel like they need to help 
fund education and it doesn't 

1668
01:27:18,311 --> 01:27:23,117
matter 
 what school the child 
is going to and it doesn't 

1669
01:27:23,117 --> 01:27:26,328
matter if 
 they're going to 
equal like costing schools, It's

1670
01:27:26,328 --> 01:27:29,645
what 
 they're going to do with 
their lives and we need to 

1671
01:27:29,645 --> 01:27:32,260
support 
 them all. 
But obviously they have their 
 

1672
01:27:32,268 --> 01:27:35,145
limitations, the number of 
children they have, how much 
 

1673
01:27:35,153 --> 01:27:38,328
money school costs. 
Like it's almost like he's being

1674
01:27:38,328 --> 01:27:40,834

 non committal while also 
acknowledging that they want to 

1675
01:27:40,834 --> 01:27:42,512
 help. 
Like we want to help and we want

1676
01:27:42,512 --> 01:27:43,960

 to do whatever, but we can't 
pay for. 
 

1677
01:27:43,968 --> 01:27:46,016
It. 
But if you don't do this, then I

1678
01:27:46,016 --> 01:27:48,435

 guess you're not going. 
It's almost like he's putting 
 

1679
01:27:48,443 --> 01:27:51,622
the failure on them, the child, 
instead of him, the dad, for not

1680
01:27:51,622 --> 01:27:56,689

 being able to pay for it. 
He's like moving the blame as he

1681
01:27:56,689 --> 01:28:00,389

 usually does because he knows 
that they can't afford it. 
 

1682
01:28:00,397 --> 01:28:04,755
Yeah, a lot of people can't even
afford one student, one kids 
 

1683
01:28:04,763 --> 01:28:07,240
college tuition. 
So like, he's delusional? 
 

1684
01:28:07,248 --> 01:28:09,960
And this hang up on not getting 
debt. 
 

1685
01:28:09,968 --> 01:28:12,690
This comes up more and more. 
We'll talk about it later in 
 

1686
01:28:12,698 --> 01:28:14,970
other episodes. 
And so saying you're not going 


1687
01:28:14,978 --> 01:28:17,364
to cosign for student loans 
while also telling your kid you 

1688
01:28:17,364 --> 01:28:19,910
 have to figure out how to pay 
for college is setting them up 


1689
01:28:19,918 --> 01:28:22,134
for failure. 
It's literally doing what he 
 

1690
01:28:22,142 --> 01:28:23,543
does. 
It's what he does with his 
 

1691
01:28:23,551 --> 01:28:25,155
wives. 
You're gonna be the failure. 
 

1692
01:28:25,163 --> 01:28:27,298
I'm gonna put it on you. 
I don't have to take any 
 

1693
01:28:27,306 --> 01:28:29,292
accountability. 
After you ground into them that 

1694
01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:32,250
 education is important and they
all need to go to school. 
 

1695
01:28:32,258 --> 01:28:33,660
Yadda yadda. 
College. 
 

1696
01:28:33,668 --> 01:28:35,641
Absolutely. 
Yeah, so gross. 
 

1697
01:28:35,649 --> 01:28:39,020
And Leon can't even miss a 
fucking gym class, right? 
 

1698
01:28:39,028 --> 01:28:41,620
They're gonna be a doctor. 
Doctor. 
 

1699
01:28:41,628 --> 01:28:43,720
They're gonna be a doctor. 
Can you? 
 

1700
01:28:43,728 --> 01:28:45,366
See a child die a. 
Pediatrician. 
 

1701
01:28:45,374 --> 01:28:49,960
Yeah, well, it would have been 
fun to watch Leon watching that 

1702
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,410
 tape. 
So, you know, they don't give us

1703
01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:55,120

 the footage we really want. 
They talk about the tile in the 

1704
01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:56,000
 hallway. 
My God. 
 

1705
01:28:56,008 --> 01:28:59,812
Oh boy. 
Our next scene is my sister 
 

1706
01:28:59,820 --> 01:29:03,804
wives closet meeting and again 
another jewelry meeting. 
 

1707
01:29:03,812 --> 01:29:12,467
We find out from Robyn that they
in fact sold 19 and not 18 Yes 


1708
01:29:12,475 --> 01:29:13,948
items. 
A big difference. 
 

1709
01:29:13,956 --> 01:29:18,102
I love how her accounting is so 
bad that she thought they sold 


1710
01:29:18,110 --> 01:29:22,130
18, but they really sold 19. 
And then as she's going through 

1711
01:29:22,130 --> 01:29:25,274
 this conversation, she says 
they made $736 in profit. 
 

1712
01:29:25,282 --> 01:29:29,685
Kody has to ask her like, well, 
does that include the cost of 
 

1713
01:29:29,693 --> 01:29:32,078
the jewelry and her language? 
I don't even remember what she 


1714
01:29:32,086 --> 01:29:35,640
said, but it's something like 
minus the cost of the jewelry 
 

1715
01:29:35,648 --> 01:29:38,075
and I minus this and I minus 
that. 
 

1716
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,749
I'm like girl, you sound like an
idiot. 
 

1717
01:29:39,757 --> 01:29:42,595
Like she doesn't even know how 
to talk about a budget. 
 

1718
01:29:42,603 --> 01:29:45,720
I think she says I included I. 
Included the okay, okay, well 
 

1719
01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:47,700
that actually. 
Did the cost of the jewelry 
 

1720
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:51,360
included this? 
Like bitch, did you include all 

1721
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:55,120
 all of us for our time served 
our. 
 

1722
01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:56,440
Time served. 
Like it? 
 

1723
01:29:56,448 --> 01:30:00,760
Sounds like it's like a prison. 
Sentence paying us out of this 


1724
01:30:00,768 --> 01:30:01,612
736. 
Dollars. 
 

1725
01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:04,812
Did you include the cost of 
Meri's furniture rental? 
 

1726
01:30:04,820 --> 01:30:10,589
She had to lug that furniture on
her back down to the Christmas 


1727
01:30:10,597 --> 01:30:13,706
Expo. 
All while she was dealing with 


1728
01:30:13,714 --> 01:30:16,440
her wet BA overflowing from. 
So stressed. 
 

1729
01:30:16,448 --> 01:30:18,740
Chicken bits. 
Talking to strangers on the 
 

1730
01:30:18,748 --> 01:30:21,520
Internet, trying to stay private
in her privacy. 
 

1731
01:30:21,528 --> 01:30:25,254
So just a lot and $736 in 
profit. 
 

1732
01:30:25,262 --> 01:30:28,730
They didn't tell us details 
about this Expo as far as like 


1733
01:30:28,738 --> 01:30:30,880
how many days they worked. 
Remember the last one? 
 

1734
01:30:30,888 --> 01:30:33,342
We got more details. 
Yeah, we didn't get any details 

1735
01:30:33,342 --> 01:30:36,580
 about the days and I would 
assume that this was at least 
 

1736
01:30:36,588 --> 01:30:39,070
three days because holiday Expos
are usually. 
 

1737
01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:42,976
See, I was assuming two. 
I was assuming it was like a 
 

1738
01:30:42,984 --> 01:30:44,240
Friday, Saturday or Saturday. 
Sunday. 
 

1739
01:30:44,248 --> 01:30:46,932
I don't. 
Know, I think since it's Vegas 


1740
01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:50,125
you like maybe I personally 
assume it's longer, which means 

1741
01:30:50,125 --> 01:30:53,555
 it would be even less money 
like to pay each of them these 

1742
01:30:53,555 --> 01:30:54,680
days. 
 
So I don't know. 

1743
01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,360
Who knows? 
 
But remember when they were, 

1744
01:30:56,440 --> 01:30:58,200
when they were introducing us to

 the Expo? 

1745
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,280
We cracked. 
 
We laughed about the name of the

1746
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:02,560
resort. 
 
Do you remember what it was? 

1747
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:07,640
You just said it a little bit. 

It is called South Point Hotel 

1748
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:11,200
and Casino. 
 
Yes, South point and we were 

1749
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,960
kind of lol ING about like what 
 does the South point mean? 

1750
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,320
Because when they showed a 
 
picture of the building, I 

1751
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,480
thought, well, that looks like 

the Walmart. 

1752
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:21,360
Oh, excuse me, the Timu version 
 of like the Bellagio. 

1753
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:23,040
And it's like, no, it probably 

is. 

1754
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,760
Like it's probably some sort of 
 shitty motel that. 

1755
01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,760
Has a strip. 
 
Yeah, off the strip. 

1756
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:30,040
At least 10 blocks. 
 
That has like a Conference 

1757
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:33,560
Center with horrible carpet and,

 you know, Meri could drag her 

1758
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:37,360
furniture in there and they made

 over $136, let's say, over a 

1759
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:39,840
weekend. 
 
So all four of them. 

1760
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:41,800
Did we see Kody at the? 
 
At the Yeah. 

1761
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:47,240
OK, so all four of them over a 

weekend splitting $736 in 

1762
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:49,880
profit. 
 
So it's like you made less than 

1763
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:54,200
$200 each on an entire weekend 

probably of effort like. 

1764
01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:55,920
OK. 
 
Yeah. 

1765
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:59,680
And This is why Janelle says 
 
what she says. 

1766
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,600
She's like, can we even pay for 
 the cost of the jewellery? 

1767
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:06,920
And that's what Robyn's like. 
 
Yes, yes, I'm honest. 

1768
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:08,880
It I subtracted it, I did 
 
whatever. 

1769
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:10,320
And I'm like, do I even believe 
 her? 

1770
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:11,760
No, I don't even think Janelle 

believes her. 

1771
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:14,120
I think Janelle's probably like,

 you're probably doing the math

1772
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:17,440
wrong. 
 
Well, Robyn's using like this 

1773
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:22,720
book for drawing in. 
 
Like, it's this weird. 

1774
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,720
It looks like a textbook but 
 
with blank pages. 

1775
01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:28,760
OK. 
 
And she's using this bizarre 

1776
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:32,480
book that's like, maybe it's her

 design book where she draws up

1777
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:36,000
her imaginations like Boo. 
 
OK, Well, we. 

1778
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,640
We know she used graph paper for

 her initial sketches. 

1779
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,600
Do you think this is moved on 
 
this? 

1780
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,360
Is her free ball in it? 
 
Oh, there's no lines, there's no

1781
01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:45,080
grades. 
 
No, there were no lines, no 

1782
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:47,680
graphs. 
 
Sketching outside the lines. 

1783
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,880
She is. 
 
She's making that bear paw, 

1784
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,400
little wiggler. 
 
I love how she's taking meeting 

1785
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,116
notes on a paper without lines. 
 

1786
01:32:56,124 --> 01:33:00,440
She is so and you can see the 
math and the numbers like 
 

1787
01:33:00,448 --> 01:33:04,616
diagonal across the page, which 
is it was really weird to me the

1788
01:33:04,616 --> 01:33:08,435

 way that it looked. 
It looked like an like a big 
 

1789
01:33:08,443 --> 01:33:12,832
textbook with rounded pages even
and it blank pages like a 
 

1790
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:15,982
sketchbook of somebody That 
would be like I'm keeping this 


1791
01:33:15,990 --> 01:33:18,160
sketchbook on my shelf for life.
Yes. 
 

1792
01:33:18,168 --> 01:33:22,135
She spent half of her profits on
the notebook to take no. 
 

1793
01:33:22,143 --> 01:33:24,140
Shit, that would not have been 
cheap. 
 

1794
01:33:24,148 --> 01:33:25,900
Yeah, that's like a custom 
notebook. 
 

1795
01:33:25,908 --> 01:33:30,508
Oh my God, why am I even 
doubting her math skills? 
 

1796
01:33:30,516 --> 01:33:33,960
I am such an asshole. 
You know, because Robyn, she 
 

1797
01:33:33,968 --> 01:33:37,963
knows what she's talking about. 
In fact, she lets us know that 


1798
01:33:37,971 --> 01:33:42,685
it might take a business 2 years
to even turn a profit. 
 

1799
01:33:42,693 --> 01:33:47,626
And we both were like, isn't the
common phrase five years we've. 

1800
01:33:47,626 --> 01:33:49,720
 
Looked at each other and said 

1801
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:55,000
it's five years, two years. 
 
It takes actually about two 

1802
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:57,360
years to build a business and 
 
make a profit. 

1803
01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:59,520
I mean, it's common knowledge, 

this five year thing. 

1804
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:03,360
I mean you don't even have to 
 
own a business to be aware of 

1805
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,080
this. 
 
It's pretty much just part of 

1806
01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:07,840
like a vernacular of common day 
 everything. 

1807
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:10,640
So I don't know. 
 
She's just so wrong. 

1808
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,920
I don't know how she can be so 

wrong all the time. 

1809
01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:16,040
And Can you imagine being 
 
Janelle, particularly Janelle, 

1810
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:17,960
Any of these? 
 
Because you know she knows. 

1811
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:21,520
You know, Janelle, like, are you

 fucking kidding me? 

1812
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:25,080
Which then, you know, Janelle 
 
says I can no longer invest time

1813
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:28,360
in this business. 
 
I need to disengage. 

1814
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:32,127
Now my criticism of Janelle here

 is because I'm going bitch, 

1815
01:34:32,127 --> 01:34:35,880
you just in like the one of the 
last 
 episodes said I have 

1816
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:38,320
recommitted. 
 
It's like she's disengaging, 

1817
01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:41,200
recommitting, disengaging, 
 
recommitting, you know? 

1818
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,640
And even in this same couch 
 
interview, you know there's 

1819
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:47,320
something between it here. 
 
But she comes back and she says 

1820
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:51,400
again, well, I became more of a 
 part of it because I realized I

1821
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:54,400
could be represented like 
 
through the T-shirts. 

1822
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,080
She basically is like, I won't 

back all the way out. 

1823
01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:59,019
And then I've got my niece here.

 

1824
01:34:59,027 --> 01:35:02,372
But also, somebody's got to pay 
the bills and be realistic. 
 

1825
01:35:02,380 --> 01:35:06,062
Yeah, which I mean makes sense. 
It's just, I don't know why 
 

1826
01:35:06,070 --> 01:35:07,980
she's such a flip flopper on 
this. 
 

1827
01:35:07,988 --> 01:35:10,200
It's like weird. 
She's not handling the 
 

1828
01:35:10,208 --> 01:35:12,650
conversation well because they 
obviously don't talk enough, so 

1829
01:35:12,650 --> 01:35:15,055
 she doesn't know how to get to 
the brass tacks of it. 
 

1830
01:35:15,063 --> 01:35:16,445
All this is it. 
They don't talk. 
 

1831
01:35:16,453 --> 01:35:18,218
They only talk when they're 
filming, right? 
 

1832
01:35:18,226 --> 01:35:21,514
For the most part, Yep. 
So when she's saying she's not 


1833
01:35:21,522 --> 01:35:24,503
able to pay bills and blah blah 
blah, she needs to go back into 

1834
01:35:24,503 --> 01:35:26,666
 real estate. 
It's like, am I having deja vu? 

1835
01:35:26,666 --> 01:35:28,160
 
I thought we just talked about 

1836
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:30,000
this, that you were going to go 
 back into real estate and then 

1837
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,400
you decided not to. 
 
But now it's like, what are 

1838
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,520
these people doing all day? 
 
Why can't you be in real estate 

1839
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,600
and then go to one weekly 
 
meeting where you're like, oh, I

1840
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,000
have to send off an e-mail to 
 
the distributor to get these 

1841
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,920
aprons over or whatever the fuck

 she's Hawking. 

1842
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:43,560
Like, is she working 40 hours a 
 week on making aprons? 

1843
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,560
She's totally not because she 
 
didn't have a fucking apron at 

1844
01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:49,120
the Expo. 
 
I mean, these people, I'm sorry,

1845
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:50,920
I just do not understand what 
 
they're doing all day. 

1846
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:55,440
Well, and after Janelle says 
 
this about how it's basically 

1847
01:35:55,440 --> 01:36:02,240
not going to pay her bills, 
 
yeah, Robyn goes wait, see, 

1848
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:05,720
that's interesting because 
 
you're talking about it covering

1849
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:08,080
your bills. 
 
And I'm thinking of the family 

1850
01:36:10,480 --> 01:36:12,640
and Janelle's. 
 
Like I'm just saying it's 

1851
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:14,520
literally not going to pay my 
 
light. 

1852
01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:16,080
Bill, my light Bill. 
 
Yeah. 

1853
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:20,440
Robyn tried to make her look bad

 there, but there was no reason

1854
01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,160
for it. 
 
Well. 

1855
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:25,240
What is Janelle supposed to do 

with her less than $200 over a 

1856
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:26,920
weekend? 
 
I mean literally they like. 

1857
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:28,800
But like, could she pay her 
 
electric? 

1858
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:31,680
Bills like how much does it cost

 to keep your lights on, Robyn?

1859
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:34,320
Like Robyn's dumb as fuck, she 

doesn't get anything. 

1860
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,354
And she tried to call that out. 
 

1861
01:36:37,362 --> 01:36:42,616
They tried to call attention to 
it like oh Robyn. 
 

1862
01:36:42,624 --> 01:36:49,072
But because it's Robyn, it falls
flat and it doesn't make any 
 

1863
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:50,632
sense and it's absolutely 
idiotic. 
 

1864
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:54,087
No, Janelle's right here. 
It's not paying the bills. 
 

1865
01:36:54,095 --> 01:36:56,652
Right. 
And Christine is the opposite of

1866
01:36:56,652 --> 01:36:59,470

 Janelle. 
She wants to invest more. 
 

1867
01:36:59,478 --> 01:37:04,725
Oh my God, it's so touching. 
Though it's so touching, 
 

1868
01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:09,592
Christine prayed about it and 
realized that she needs to 
 

1869
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:13,666
support Robyn's dream because 
that's what it would be to be a 

1870
01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:17,436
 good sister wife. 
Yes, she's more invested because

1871
01:37:17,436 --> 01:37:21,589

 her relationships with her 
sister wives made her realize 
 

1872
01:37:21,597 --> 01:37:27,204
that she wants to help more so 
that she can be closer to them 


1873
01:37:27,212 --> 01:37:30,060
and support Robyn's dreams. 
And I'm going, bitch, you 
 

1874
01:37:30,068 --> 01:37:32,390
misinterpreted what God said in 
your fucking prayer. 
 

1875
01:37:32,398 --> 01:37:35,742
You're praying, which of course 
we know just means she's hearing

1876
01:37:35,742 --> 01:37:38,902

 her own thoughts and her own 
thoughts are telling her to do 


1877
01:37:38,910 --> 01:37:42,160
this thing And I'm going My 
sister wife's closet is a 
 

1878
01:37:42,168 --> 01:37:44,656
business. 
This is not an opportunity to 
 

1879
01:37:44,664 --> 01:37:46,512
strengthen your barely their 
relationships. 
 

1880
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:50,040
Like it's just bizarre. 
Like we've said repeatedly, go 


1881
01:37:50,048 --> 01:37:52,912
to fucking dinner, you know, 
have a movie night. 
 

1882
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:54,490
Get. 
Your kids together more. 
 

1883
01:37:54,498 --> 01:37:57,574
Spend time with your kids 
together. 
 

1884
01:37:57,582 --> 01:38:04,106
Robyn says. 
It makes me feel loved. 
 

1885
01:38:04,114 --> 01:38:09,042
It makes me feel loved because 
her and Christine kind of go 
 

1886
01:38:09,050 --> 01:38:12,638
back and forth about, oh, how 
this is going to be a bonding 
 

1887
01:38:12,646 --> 01:38:15,104
relationship for them now and oh
oh, I'm happy. 
 

1888
01:38:15,112 --> 01:38:16,927
She wants to be a part of my 
business. 
 

1889
01:38:16,935 --> 01:38:20,348
It makes me feel loved. 
Feel loved. 
 

1890
01:38:20,356 --> 01:38:23,344
It's like cuz someone's 
delusional enough to buy into 
 

1891
01:38:23,352 --> 01:38:25,870
your stupid fucking idea. 
Yeah, like cuz someone's trying 

1892
01:38:25,870 --> 01:38:29,572
 to kiss your ass so that they 
aren't on the outs with the 
 

1893
01:38:29,580 --> 01:38:33,184
entire family because you're the
new favorite steering the head 


1894
01:38:33,192 --> 01:38:34,165
right now. 
Absolutely. 
 

1895
01:38:34,173 --> 01:38:38,215
And of course, Robyn has to give
us another precious Pearl. 
 

1896
01:38:38,223 --> 01:38:41,970
She's like, given a certain 
amount of time, this business 
 

1897
01:38:41,978 --> 01:38:43,960
could absolutely support our 
family. 
 

1898
01:38:43,968 --> 01:38:47,560
And I'm like, what are you 
talking about? 
 

1899
01:38:47,568 --> 01:38:51,372
You've already seen how you 
basically barely sell anything 


1900
01:38:51,380 --> 01:38:54,880
at any Expo. 
You've all struggled to get 
 

1901
01:38:54,888 --> 01:38:58,300
vendors lined up to produce 
things like T-shirts and aprons,

1902
01:38:58,300 --> 01:39:01,170

 which you don't actually even 
need a vendor to do. 
 

1903
01:39:01,178 --> 01:39:02,663
You could just do it yourself, 
right? 
 

1904
01:39:02,671 --> 01:39:05,512
And you know, you might fail, 
but you could do it yourself. 
 

1905
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:08,844
Miserably with your cricket. 
You don't even need to rely on 


1906
01:39:08,852 --> 01:39:11,022
other people to be doing this 
shit, and you can't even do it 


1907
01:39:11,030 --> 01:39:13,380
and you think you're going to 
support your family because 
 

1908
01:39:13,388 --> 01:39:16,282
you're so delusional that you 
think this business is going to 

1909
01:39:16,282 --> 01:39:19,255
 make enough money in two years 
to be able to do that. 
 

1910
01:39:19,263 --> 01:39:21,890
You couldn't even support one 
household on this income, much 


1911
01:39:21,898 --> 01:39:24,910
less all of them. 
And brand new houses and brand 


1912
01:39:24,918 --> 01:39:27,082
new mortgages. 
It's so weird you couldn't even 

1913
01:39:27,082 --> 01:39:30,152
 literally pay for one person to
have rent to just live in an 
 

1914
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:33,520
apartment so. 
Why is it a big deal if the rest

1915
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:37,255

 of the family wants to go out 
and get a different job to earn 

1916
01:39:37,255 --> 01:39:39,720
 more money for the family? 
She's acting like she's so 
 

1917
01:39:39,728 --> 01:39:42,514
disappointed that they all 
aren't doing this thing. 
 

1918
01:39:42,522 --> 01:39:46,950
Why would you be mad if someone 
wants to go out and have a 
 

1919
01:39:46,958 --> 01:39:49,708
career and bring in more money? 
More money and what is there 
 

1920
01:39:49,716 --> 01:39:51,640
even to do? 
This is the thing like. 
 

1921
01:39:51,648 --> 01:39:54,144
We don't know. 
They have ideas like making 
 

1922
01:39:54,152 --> 01:39:57,930
aprons and T-shirts and OK, 2, 
I'm going to give Robyn a little

1923
01:39:57,930 --> 01:39:59,690

 credit here. 
They're not even bringing that 


1924
01:39:59,698 --> 01:40:01,688
to the table, right? 
So they haven't showed up with 


1925
01:40:01,696 --> 01:40:03,644
their aprons and T-shirts. 
Maybe they do need to invest a 


1926
01:40:03,652 --> 01:40:05,855
little more time. 
How much more time? 
 

1927
01:40:05,863 --> 01:40:08,748
You're meeting once a week? 
How many months does it take to 

1928
01:40:08,748 --> 01:40:10,394
 make an apron? 
I mean my God. 
 

1929
01:40:10,402 --> 01:40:14,696
I came up with designs for the 
towels that I wanted to do in 
 

1930
01:40:14,704 --> 01:40:18,720
like, what a week? 
20 minutes. 
 

1931
01:40:18,728 --> 01:40:22,526
Tops. 
But honey, you're a brilliant 
 

1932
01:40:22,534 --> 01:40:25,360
creative and. 
Robbins got this sketchbook 
 

1933
01:40:25,368 --> 01:40:28,419
that's 600 pages, so. 
Yeah, and it cost more than the 

1934
01:40:28,419 --> 01:40:30,788
 money they made over an entire 
weekend in profit. 
 

1935
01:40:30,796 --> 01:40:35,442
So Robyn is a maven of business.
So she's so brilliant that Robyn

1936
01:40:35,442 --> 01:40:38,980

 but they agree to meet in 
another week for another another

1937
01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:42,212

 meeting of my sister wife's 
closet to talk about how no 
 

1938
01:40:42,220 --> 01:40:43,920
one's doing anything no one's 
showed up. 
 

1939
01:40:43,928 --> 01:40:46,704
They're not making any money but
yet somehow this is going to 
 

1940
01:40:46,712 --> 01:40:48,114
support their whole family. 
It's. 
 

1941
01:40:48,122 --> 01:40:51,934
Going to sustain every single 
household associated with the 
 

1942
01:40:51,942 --> 01:40:54,368
brown name. 
And as they're wrapping up, Kody

1943
01:40:54,368 --> 01:40:57,802

 gets up and says, oh, you 
know, I've got other work to do.

1944
01:40:57,802 --> 01:40:59,640

 
And I'm going, what other work? 

1945
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:02,280
I just do not understand, you 
 
know, I don't. 

1946
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:04,520
I just. 
 
Gotta go do red light therapy on

1947
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:07,560
his scalp, Christopher. 
 
Oh God, yeah, he's gotta go try 

1948
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,800
to find another wife, a fifth 
 
wife, 'cause he's like, oh God, 

1949
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:11,200
all these wives are costing so 

much money. 

1950
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:13,240
I need to go find someone else 

to bring in some real money. 

1951
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:15,920
I need another Band-Aid. 
 
I need another piece of bacon. 

1952
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:18,560
Literally. 
 
Yes, yes, absolutely. 

1953
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,160
I. 
 
Need something else to fix our 

1954
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:21,280
bacon. 
 
Literally. 

1955
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:23,062
I've got an apron he could wear.

 

1956
01:41:23,070 --> 01:41:27,264
I like pig butts and I cannot 
lie, but he could be naked 
 

1957
01:41:27,272 --> 01:41:31,480
behind that apron, stigmatizing 
Janelle, hiding it from her. 
 

1958
01:41:31,488 --> 01:41:33,620
Oh, yeah. 
Oh, yeah. 
 

1959
01:41:33,628 --> 01:41:36,980
All right. 
Honey mustard seed and shit 
 

1960
01:41:36,988 --> 01:41:39,475
stain. 
Who are you going to give your 


1961
01:41:39,483 --> 01:41:44,082
mustard seed to this episode? 
I'm going to go with Janelle 
 

1962
01:41:44,090 --> 01:41:48,778
just because of the little bit 
that we got of her and Shawn, 
 

1963
01:41:48,786 --> 01:41:52,912
her trainer. 
And I don't know if it hit her 


1964
01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:56,314
in the moment quite as much. 
I think she did almost cry when 

1965
01:41:56,314 --> 01:41:59,400
 she broke the scale. 
And I hope it was from a feeling

1966
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:03,435

 of freedom as opposed to a 
feeling of I wasted money. 
 

1967
01:42:03,443 --> 01:42:05,600
Yeah, yeah. 
I regret this. 
 

1968
01:42:05,608 --> 01:42:09,760
But I think she had a little bit
of a breakthrough there. 
 

1969
01:42:09,768 --> 01:42:14,280
And I think any viewer at the 
time watching it and now 
 

1970
01:42:14,288 --> 01:42:16,903
watching it would resonate with 
that. 
 

1971
01:42:16,911 --> 01:42:21,560
So I think she's going to be my 
mustard seed here. 
 

1972
01:42:21,568 --> 01:42:25,262
Excellent choice. 
I feel like you stole my mustard

1973
01:42:25,262 --> 01:42:27,660

 seed for me violently in the 
night. 
 

1974
01:42:27,668 --> 01:42:31,406
So I'm going to give my mustard 
seed to. 
 

1975
01:42:31,414 --> 01:42:34,808
I think I'm going to give my 
mustard seed to Mona. 
 

1976
01:42:34,816 --> 01:42:38,440
And I think Mona is acceptable 
as a side character. 
 

1977
01:42:38,448 --> 01:42:40,467
She's reoccurring enough. 
It's not a throwaway mustard 
 

1978
01:42:40,475 --> 01:42:41,755
seed. 
It's like every other episode 
 

1979
01:42:41,763 --> 01:42:44,104
there's, you know. 
Yeah, she's around. 
 

1980
01:42:44,112 --> 01:42:47,560
She's she. 
She pops in there with her 
 

1981
01:42:47,568 --> 01:42:48,747
crystals. 
Yeah. 
 

1982
01:42:48,755 --> 01:42:51,560
Mona has given us some 
foreshadowing. 
 

1983
01:42:51,568 --> 01:42:57,344
Mona has warned us many times 
about how we need to stop 
 

1984
01:42:57,352 --> 01:43:01,500
derailing the construction crew 
and the contractor and putting 


1985
01:43:01,508 --> 01:43:05,542
more things and causing delays 
because they said they needed to

1986
01:43:05,542 --> 01:43:08,838

 be in the house by Christmas. 
That was their number one goal 


1987
01:43:08,846 --> 01:43:11,624
and she's trying to keep them on
track to do so. 
 

1988
01:43:11,632 --> 01:43:15,652
She also told them do not do 
anything to put your financing 


1989
01:43:15,660 --> 01:43:18,070
in jeopardy. 
She has warned them repeatedly. 

1990
01:43:18,070 --> 01:43:19,640
 
It's almost like every time we 

1991
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:24,040
see her she's like don't fuck up

 your finances and don't cause 

1992
01:43:24,040 --> 01:43:25,824
delays to your own construction.

 

1993
01:43:25,832 --> 01:43:30,132
As Robyn writes a big check, 
obviously in the middle of this 

1994
01:43:30,132 --> 01:43:32,748
 episode. 
It was foreshadowing, bitches. 


1995
01:43:32,756 --> 01:43:37,888
Foreshadowing and I feel like 
Mona is probably the only one on

1996
01:43:37,888 --> 01:43:41,560

 this show that we've seen that
actually does her job and does 


1997
01:43:41,568 --> 01:43:43,602
her job well. 
Oh no, Meri sells shit online. 


1998
01:43:43,610 --> 01:43:45,755
Well, but we don't really know 
about that because they don't 
 

1999
01:43:45,763 --> 01:43:49,446
talk about it on the show. 
So Mona, you get my mustard 
 

2000
01:43:49,454 --> 01:43:52,825
seed. 
I am a fan for this episode and 

2001
01:43:52,825 --> 01:43:55,730
 thank you for telling these 
people to not fuck up their 
 

2002
01:43:55,738 --> 01:43:58,440
financing and to stop delaying 
their own progress because that 

2003
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:01,240
 was the number one goal. 
Yeah, Oh my God. 
 

2004
01:44:01,248 --> 01:44:04,320
Also, please bless us with your 
crystal nipple rings and we'll 


2005
01:44:04,328 --> 01:44:06,518
love you. 
Forever Mona, if you want to 
 

2006
01:44:06,526 --> 01:44:09,584
share your crystal nipple rings 
with me, I will gladly model 
 

2007
01:44:09,592 --> 01:44:14,590
them for our listeners. 
OK darling, shit stain, do you 


2008
01:44:14,598 --> 01:44:18,110
want me to go first? 
You go, you do your thing. 
 

2009
01:44:18,118 --> 01:44:19,620
Men's rights. 
Men's rights. 
 

2010
01:44:19,628 --> 01:44:22,408
The manosphere. 
I'm going first and my shit 
 

2011
01:44:22,416 --> 01:44:24,692
stain goes to 1. 
Robyn Brown. 
 

2012
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:27,812
Because Robyn Brown, she can't 
do math. 
 

2013
01:44:27,820 --> 01:44:30,532
She can't do basic math. 
She can't do simple math. 
 

2014
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:33,922
She doesn't know how to even 
figure out profit from a weekend

2015
01:44:33,922 --> 01:44:37,544

 at an Expo. 
She said it takes it can take up

2016
01:44:37,544 --> 01:44:40,448

 to two years for business to 
become profitable because she's 

2017
01:44:40,448 --> 01:44:44,162
 an idiot and she doesn't even 
know a simple phrase that most 


2018
01:44:44,170 --> 01:44:47,055
people know that don't need to 
own their own business or 
 

2019
01:44:47,063 --> 01:44:50,752
anything like that. 
And she wore a purple shirt to 


2020
01:44:50,760 --> 01:44:53,728
the Expo. 
She walked in like she was there

2021
01:44:53,728 --> 01:44:56,840

 to do something, which I don't
like because that bitch can 
 

2022
01:44:56,848 --> 01:44:59,780
barely walk or do anything. 
So it was it was misleading the 

2023
01:44:59,780 --> 01:45:02,342
 population. 
And you know, she introduced us 

2024
01:45:02,342 --> 01:45:06,095
 to Gina and not very well. 
Robyn, Robyn, Robyn. 
 

2025
01:45:06,103 --> 01:45:08,744
Also, she looked really bad in 
some of her confessionals. 
 

2026
01:45:08,752 --> 01:45:10,526
Like they did some close-ups on 
her face. 
 

2027
01:45:10,534 --> 01:45:13,306
And I was like, oh, honey, we're
starting to see the slow decline

2028
01:45:13,306 --> 01:45:14,846

 into what Robyn looks like 
today. 
 

2029
01:45:14,854 --> 01:45:18,685
Remember, she was young and spry
and she was so hip and whatever.

2030
01:45:18,685 --> 01:45:20,200

 
She was like hunched over. 

2031
01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:24,160
She was wearing a like printed 

top that definitely aged her, 

2032
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:25,670
especially compared to the WAS. 
 

2033
01:45:25,678 --> 01:45:29,022
She wearing like a yellow shirt.
At one point there was something

2034
01:45:29,022 --> 01:45:32,175

 yellow happening in one of her
moments that was very like, this

2035
01:45:32,175 --> 01:45:34,960

 is not your color like. 
And then there was a pink 
 

2036
01:45:34,968 --> 01:45:37,920
pattern shirt on the couch. 
She was just looking. 
 

2037
01:45:37,928 --> 01:45:42,656
I'm starting to notice Robyn's 
aging and changing. 
 

2038
01:45:42,664 --> 01:45:46,160
It's like. 
She's dressing like Janelle in a

2039
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:47,656

 way. 
Kind of. 
 

2040
01:45:47,664 --> 01:45:49,360
This episode it. 
Was really weird. 
 

2041
01:45:49,368 --> 01:45:51,412
It was weird. 
And it's like her face has 
 

2042
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:55,620
turned from like, a youthful 
person into like, stone, like 
 

2043
01:45:55,628 --> 01:45:59,360
becoming more Robyn. 
And it's happening in front of 


2044
01:45:59,368 --> 01:46:02,240
our faces. 
This is her sixth season on a TV

2045
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:04,688

 show. 
She should be in a glow up. 
 

2046
01:46:04,696 --> 01:46:08,168
This is when you're like, I've 
got the hair, the makeup, the 
 

2047
01:46:08,176 --> 01:46:10,164
crude, the glam squad. 
I've got everything going. 
 

2048
01:46:10,172 --> 01:46:13,579
I know what angles work for me. 
I've been on TV for five seasons

2049
01:46:13,579 --> 01:46:17,898

 and she looks worse than ever.
So this is, to be fair, this is 

2050
01:46:17,898 --> 01:46:21,801
 the sixth season, but they say 
they've only been in Las Vegas 


2051
01:46:21,809 --> 01:46:24,840
for two years. 
So this has only been three 
 

2052
01:46:24,848 --> 01:46:30,455
years or more than three years. 
So she's lived like six years in

2053
01:46:30,455 --> 01:46:34,420

 the last three in reality TV 
show terms. 
 

2054
01:46:34,428 --> 01:46:39,150
So either we should give her 
more grace, or we should give 
 

2055
01:46:39,158 --> 01:46:41,264
her less grace because she's 
actually had less time. 
 

2056
01:46:41,272 --> 01:46:43,544
It's not been six years, it's 
only been 3. 
 

2057
01:46:43,552 --> 01:46:46,900
I think that she can't keep her 
lies straight and now she's 
 

2058
01:46:46,908 --> 01:46:50,824
being recorded while seeing them
and that's aging the bitch well.

2059
01:46:50,824 --> 01:46:52,360

 
She's not looking good. 

2060
01:46:52,400 --> 01:46:55,560
'Cause she's not be telling the 
 truth all the time. 

2061
01:46:55,560 --> 01:46:59,520
She just does not tell the 
 
truth. 

2062
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,320
She just does not show. 
 
She's not a truther, she's a 

2063
01:47:03,320 --> 01:47:05,720
liar. 
 
She is definitely a liar and 

2064
01:47:05,720 --> 01:47:07,495
it's showing all over that face.

 

2065
01:47:07,503 --> 01:47:10,224
Aging her every two years to our
one she. 
 

2066
01:47:10,232 --> 01:47:13,389
Isn't Fast forward going towards
what we see today? 
 

2067
01:47:13,397 --> 01:47:16,824
Oh my God. 
Your shit stain, darling. 
 

2068
01:47:16,832 --> 01:47:24,416
It might be shocking again here,
but my shit stain is going to go

2069
01:47:24,416 --> 01:47:27,980

 to Aspen. 
Aspen. 
 

2070
01:47:27,988 --> 01:47:31,006
Yeah. 
And I'll tell you why, of 
 

2071
01:47:31,014 --> 01:47:32,280
course. 
That's the whole point of this. 

2072
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:32,440
 
Right. 

2073
01:47:32,480 --> 01:47:34,120
That'd be funny if you were 
 
like, it's Aspen. 

2074
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:37,320
And then it's like, let me call 
 you sweetheart. 

2075
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:41,800
Oh, God. 
 
Oh, no. 

2076
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,040
And. 
 
Then we get comments that are 

2077
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,080
like thanks for cutting her off,

 we didn't want to hear that 

2078
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:48,640
bitch I didn't want. 
 
To hear her anymore, well, thank

2079
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:51,480
you diehards for sticking with 

us so good. 

2080
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:56,160
This is why you put me last. 
 
Every episode I'm like, I'm 

2081
01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:57,200
going first so we can cut her 
 
off. 

2082
01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:58,240
We. 
 
Can drop it off. 

2083
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,920
That's so good. 
 
Oh my God no. 

2084
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:05,760
She just went to tour a UNLV. 
 
Yep. 

2085
01:48:07,080 --> 01:48:11,200
Why? 
 
Because she thinks she might go 

2086
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:14,440
to college there. 
 
They went into so much detail 

2087
01:48:14,440 --> 01:48:17,000
about what Leon and Mckelty want

 to do. 

2088
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:18,360
Yeah. 
 
And then all of a sudden, 

2089
01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:20,280
Aspen's going on a tour. 
 
Yeah. 

2090
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:22,720
And does she even go there? 
 
I'm not. 

2091
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,400
Sure. 
 
Why? 

2092
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:27,480
And they don't even like. 
 
Talk about her things, no. 

2093
01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:30,560
At all. 
 
But then also she like gets on 

2094
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:35,440
Logan's ass in her voice over 
 
saying that he's doing too much 

2095
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:39,640
to separate himself from the 
 
family because he has less 

2096
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:43,040
responsibility now and he's 
 
happy with that like. 

2097
01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:46,000
Oh. 
 
So you know you're happy with 

2098
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:48,240
less responsibility? 
 
What, is he not supposed to be 

2099
01:48:48,240 --> 01:48:49,440
happy with that? 
 
Right. 

2100
01:48:49,720 --> 01:48:52,920
She's saying it like she's 
 
resentful. 

2101
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:55,440
Her and her mom both sounded 
 
like selfish assholes during 

2102
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:57,040
that segment. 
 
Like I was like what is your 

2103
01:48:57,040 --> 01:48:59,440
problem? 
 
They were looking and listening 

2104
01:48:59,440 --> 01:49:02,880
to him like they were proud of 

him though, which is like, I 

2105
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:08,440
think that maybe production 
 
asked knowing that Logan worked 

2106
01:49:08,440 --> 01:49:10,960
in admissions. 
 
Hey, can you guys go do a tour 

2107
01:49:10,960 --> 01:49:13,960
here then? 
 
Leon won't go, Right? 

2108
01:49:14,080 --> 01:49:17,040
Leon won't go. 
 
Yeah, let's have Aspen do it. 

2109
01:49:17,360 --> 01:49:20,080
Like to tie it into the episode 
 because it's about college. 

2110
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:24,720
Maybe, but I didn't like it. 
 
And I didn't like how that 

2111
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:28,080
comment was made about Logan 
 
being happy and having less 

2112
01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:30,720
responsibility. 
 
And how dare he, because he's 

2113
01:49:30,720 --> 01:49:34,360
pulling away from the family 
 
because they've definitely made 

2114
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:39,000
it a long enough clip where they

 were pulling you to that on 

2115
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:40,760
purpose. 
 
Yeah, we're supposed to draw 

2116
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:41,840
conclusions from. 
 
That, yeah. 

2117
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,520
And I did bitch. 
 
And I did. 

2118
01:49:43,560 --> 01:49:45,480
Too. 
 
And you're right, it was not a 

2119
01:49:45,480 --> 01:49:48,400
good look for her. 
 
No, I am surprised. 

2120
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:51,000
I think people are going to be a

 little shocked to hear Aspen 

2121
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:55,600
because Aspen is overall a liked

 brown child. 

2122
01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:58,040
You know, like, yeah, she's a 
 
fan favorite. 

2123
01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:00,320
Honey, you're going to have to 

question these choices in the 

2124
01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:02,280
future. 
 
I'll just astral project into 

2125
01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:05,440
everyone's dreams and haunt 
 
them. 

2126
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:09,200
I will be the thing floating 
 
above your bed when you open 

2127
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:12,160
your eyes and can't move. 
 
That's what's going to happen. 

2128
01:50:15,440 --> 01:50:18,560
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 is a comment on YouTube from 

2129
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:21,040
someone that we just recently 
 
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2130
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2131
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:27,640
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2132
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:31,120
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2133
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2134
01:50:36,320 --> 01:50:38,415
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2135
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2136
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2141
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2143
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