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What does the nanny do? 
 
OK, so we're done. 

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Goodbye. 
 
You shut it off. 

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Do not twist my words. 
 
Do not make me a victim, 

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sweetie. 
 
Just look at the mountain. 

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That's what you saw. 
 
That day, just the knife in the 

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kidneys over all these years and

 the sacrifices that I made to 

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love you. 
 
We're at season 5 episode 8 hard

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to say goodbye. 
 
It's not that hard for Kody's 

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hair to say goodbye, as we are 

going to find out from all one 

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Kennedy, the hair stylist of the

 Browns. 

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Hair stylist of the stars, OH. 

Hair stylist of the iconic Koda 

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Brown. 
 
Oh, this better be on her 

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fucking LinkedIn, that's what 
 
I'm saying. 

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It better be because she made 
 
that surfer hair happen for at 

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least one year. 
 
It's true. 

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It's true. 
 
So welcome back to Part 2 of 

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this fabulous episode where we 

left you off was, you know, in 

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dire straits. 
 
And everyone was probably going,

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what the hell is going on with 

these people? 

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And we're going to continue on 

that journey. 

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Kody is sitting in a stylus 
 
chair being spun around, but in 

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a living room, and I'm going 
 
like what the fuck am I seeing? 

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What is happening here? 
 
Well, it all makes sense, even 

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though it doesn't make sense. 
 
There's like a Baker's rack with

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all of her charcuterie of hair 

products and things on it. 

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Of hair products, yes. 
 
Oh my God. 

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She has some concerns. 
 
Kody is at a hair appointment 

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with Kennedy. 
 
Kennedy is doing Kody's hair and

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Kennedy does Kody and Meri's 
 
hair. 

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They let us know she. 
 
Does. 

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So this is not just Kody's 
 
stylist, this is also Meri's 

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stylist. 
 
And she has some concerns about 

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Kody's hair, and she should have

 probably more concerns about 

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Meri's hair, but she has 
 
concerns about Kody's hair and 

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she says it's looking thinner 
 
and thinner. 

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Yes, as time goes on, it's 
 
thinner and thinner, which OK. 

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Over the last year that she's 
 
done it OK. 

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Oh well. 
 
Also what I love is when she's 

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speaking, there's a lot of arms 
 and pauses like she's like your

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hair. 
 
It's looking thinner. 

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As time goes on, it seems like 

your hair is like a little 

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thinner and I'm like, bitch, 
 
they should have filmed her for 

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five to 10 minutes before doing 
 this. 

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They needed to have her talk 
 
about her childhood or something

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first to loosen up, because as 

she's talking, it's like 

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listening to someone who's never

 spoken before. 

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She's like harping on and on, 
 
but in a way that's nonsensical.

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Yeah, a little bit. 
 
I mean, she's getting to the 

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point, but it's a little like, 

OK, girl, get to the point. 

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And Kody talks about his 
 
attachment to his hair. 

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He's like, I'm just a little 
 
attached. 

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This is crazy. 
 
Today it's not going to look 

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bad. 
 
Today it's not going to look 

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bad. 
 
Why is he saying today it's not 

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going to look bad? 
 
It already looks bad. 

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He goes, but leaving here one of

 these days, it could just blow

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my wife's mind if I just shaved 
 it off. 

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I don't know why you're under 
 
the impression that your hair 

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looks good right now and that 
 
eventually it will look bad. 

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It already looks bad, but that's

 where you're at. 

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OK? 
 
Your wives will be very upset if

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you cut that hair off. 
 
Yeah, he makes some bad jokes 

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about just shaving and it's 
 
obviously like a tee up and he's

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like, well, let's just shave it.

 

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And then Beautiful Kennedy goes 
over to her charcuterie board of

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 Harry Potrama and picks up a 
Clippers and is like, like, 
 

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holding it all awkwardly. 
Like it's obviously a setup and 

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 it's so cheesy and it's so 
dumb. 

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She's just standing there with 

the Clippers in her hands as 

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it's vibrating. 
 
Like I was going to say Meri's 

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vibrator, but I don't know if 
 
any of these women ever, Oh, 

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Janelle vibrate. 
 
Let's go. 

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Janelle vibrator. 
 
And Kody, of course, has to say 

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I'm just kidding. 
 
I was just kidding. 

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And Kennedy is like, oh, I was 

hoping you need to discuss it 

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with your wives first. 
 
Oh my. 

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Gosh, she's studying there like 
 an idiot. 

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Just like. 
 
So corny and bad. 

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Oh my God. 
 
She's like harping on this idea 

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of him needing to cut his hair 

and over this last year, all of 

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a sudden it's got worse. 
 
And so it's very obvious to me 

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that this is a tee up, like it's

 a setup for causing a ruckus 

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within the Brown family about 
 
the hair, especially because we 

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know that Kody Brown's hair is a

 big dull. 

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His fifth wife. 
 
I just think that this is an 

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unfortunate thing for Kennedy to

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stylist, you might think this is

 good publicity, but in a way 

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it's bad publicity. 
 
I would say in most ways it's a 

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bad publicity stunt. 
 
And the fact that she just keeps

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bringing it up and talking about

 it over and over throughout 

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the haircut is bad. 
 
And then I'm like, hey, bitch, 

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She ever thought of layers? 
 
Because on a man like this, with

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like softer hair, thinning hair,

 you don't just leave him with 

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like this Bob cut. 
 
You would soften it up. 

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You would layer it so that it 
 
had more balance, had more body.

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And she's giving him this like 

fucking pageboy haircut and he 

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looks like John Smith from 
 
Pocahontas, and not in a good 

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way. 
 
What are you doing to this man's

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hair? 
 
The whole bit is so awkward, 

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like. 
 
I'd be embarrassed. 

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Annoying and fake laughter. 
 
And this is The thing is like, I

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didn't want to start this 
 
episode by being mean about 

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Kennedy. 
 
God bless Kennedy. 

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Maybe she's a good person. 
 
Kennedy, if you're listening, 

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sorry, but this is ridiculous. 

I'm not sorry because I did hair

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for so long and I would never do

 this bit on TV even back in 

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this day, if people were like, 
you're 
 going to be on TV. 

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You want to cut this like 
 
celebrities quote UN quote 

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celebrity's hair and will you 
 
please just repeat what we tell 

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you to say? 
 
Right. 

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I wouldn't have done it because 
 that's my business on the line.

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I mean, who was going to see 
 
this and never want to get their

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hair cut by her? 
 
Well, you know, she's a friend 

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of Kody and Meri's, so she's. 
 
And the whole Sister Wives clan,

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apparently. 
 
She says she thinks the wives 

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would be unhappy with a buzz 
 
cut. 

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Then she says she doesn't think 
 he has much of A choice. 

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I've noticed a significant 
 
difference in the last year of 

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doing your hair. 
 
Kody cracks a terrible joke 

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about approaching the side of a 
 Cliff and realizing you need to

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back up, blah blah blah. 
 
This whole scene is so trite, 

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it's terrible, Kody says. 
 
My wives love the long hair. 

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They love this shaggy server 
 
look. 

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He makes a joke about parting it

 in the middle and then combing

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over from the middle to each 
 
side to cover the beating part 

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on the left and the right. 
 
You know a lot of men do that. 

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And no shame in the balding hair

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The shame here comes to Kennedy 
 for giving him the Little 

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Drummer Boy look and the Ariana 
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of the castrato and not adding 

layers. 

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My favorite part of the scene 
 
though is when she has his hair 

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up in clips or whatever and as 

if. 

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It means that and. 
 
She right, right, like the four 

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strands of hair are up in a 
 
clip. 

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And she's like, I've been doing 
 your hair for a year now and 

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I've noticed a pretty 
 
significant difference, 

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especially in this area. 
 
And like circles is like balding

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scalp. 
 
And I'm like, Oh my God, this is

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so good. 
 
It was fabulous footage, I must 

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say, Kennedy says. 
 
I don't know how much more time 

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we have left before your surfer 
 look is no longer a surfer 

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look, and you look more like a 
Grandpa 
 Kody's like, yeah, 

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Grandpa surfer, right? 
 
I'm not ready for that. 

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It's like, Oh my God. 
 
Oh my God, why are we seeing 

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this? 
 
Why is this happening? 

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Please make it stop. 
 
Please make it stop. 

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This all ties into the next 
 
scene here where we go to 

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Janelle's house for breakfast. 

Janelle's making breakfast. 

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Yes, it's breakfast time and 
 
it's Logan's last full day at 

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home. 
 
He's going to the university. 

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He'll move his stuff in that day

 and stay there for the first 

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time away officially from home. 
 

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Janelle's letting us know in the
kitchen. 
 

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And it's cute because when she's
talking about it, she's doing 
 

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the whole, you know, like mom 
faux crying voice for a second, 

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 you know, like, oh, it's his 
first time. 
 

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He's going to be gone 
officially. 
 

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And it's like, oh, OK, Janelle, 
he's. 
 

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Excited and sad and like, yeah, 
carried away. 
 

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So Janelle's doing breakfast for
her family that morning, and 
 

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their plan is to do a larger 
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 day. 
They reference it as lunch. 
 

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I'm going like, Oh my God, how 
many meals do you need in a 
 

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couple hours? 
So hopefully it's the later 
 

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lunch or. 
Something actually large meals. 

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Well, if you're her and you wake

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up at 4:00 AM. 
 
Yeah, she's starving. 

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And breakfast is at six and 
 
lunch would be at what, 11? 

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So dinner's at 4:00. 
 
It could happen. 

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I'm just. 
 
Going to go to bed at 7:00 it. 

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Could happen, it could happen. 

But while Janelle is making this

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breakfast, so we to give a 
 
little visual like the kids are 

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around the table. 
 
Logan, Hunter, Maddie, I'm not 

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sure if Savannah, I don't know 

who else is there. 

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Whatever, some kids and Janelle 
 is in the kitchen and they're 

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kind of talking over the 
 
Peninsula, the bar thing going 

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back and forth. 
 
And Janelle says, Logan, 

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everybody wants to see your 
 
dorm. 

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Is it too embarrassing for 
 
everybody to come like later in 

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the day? 
 
Which I love this question 

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because of course he's like 
 
everybody. 

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She's like, well, the adults and

 he goes all of the adults. 

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I'm like, Oh my God, this is so 
 good that she gives the 

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clarifier of like, no, not 
 
everybody, just the adults. 

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And he's like, all of them. 
 
Like, Oh my God, like how many 

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adults? 
 
How many people? 

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Like, oh, and this poor kid, you

 know, he's just trying to go 

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to college. 
 
He says. 

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I'm nervous about going to 
 
college with this public family.

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Like I'm curious to know how my 
 peers, my friends, and how dorm

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neighbors will perceive A 
 
polygamist lifestyle. 

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Yeah, he's like the public 
 
profile and the dorm mates 

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judging the polygamist lifestyle

 that I'm a part of. 

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I just don't know about it and. 
 

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Very reasonable. 
I mean, you, there's already 
 

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enough on your mind when you're 
going to any school experience, 

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 starting any school, be it 
middle, you know, elementary, of

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 course, but like middle 
school, high school, going to 

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college, 
 whatever. 
There's a lot happening. 
 

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There's a lot on your mind. 
You're nervous about the change 

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 and he's going to stay in a 
dorm. 
 

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There's all new people. 
And then your mom's like, do you

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 mind if I bring your five 
parents? 
 

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Like, Oh my God, I don't know if
I'd push back. 
 

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But there's not even enough room
for five parents to drop. 
 

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Like, OK, there's not even 
enough room for Kody's ego. 
 

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Like, mom, just you, please. 
That's what I would say. 
 

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Yes, not even enough room for 
Kody's ego in the dorm room. 
 

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Not enough room. 
Not enough room, I'll tell you 


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that for free. 
And so as they're showing the 
 

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kids at the table, Logan's like,
where's dad? 
 

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And Janelle says because he's 
your dad, it's just your dad. 
 

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And it's so interesting that 
he's asking like, where is we're

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 here for breakfast? 
You can see on the table there's

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 like eggs and whatever. 
Like, everyone's just kind of 
 

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kind of waiting for the meal to 
start. 
 

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And Janelle's, you know, 
pretending to be Susie Homemaker

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 in the kitchen with her 
empanadas. 
 

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Someone else, probably Logan, 
probably made all the breakfast 

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 and she like popped out some 
toast and buttered. 
 

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It she hinted at before. 
Yes, yeah. 
 

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And then it's like, where's dad?
And it's like, well, you know, 


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it's just your dad. 
It's your dad. 
 

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It's like, where is this diva? 
The entire family? 
 

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Well, Janelle and Kody's 
immediate family are sitting 
 

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around the table to start 
breakfast. 
 

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And Kody's like, coming in late,
blah, blah, blah. 
 

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His hair, his sweaty shirt from 
his back, sweat and blah blah. 


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Blah. 
And it's like. 
 

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Jesus, like finally Kody shows 
up to breakfast on the day that 

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 his son is leaving to college. 
OK. 
 

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Thank you for gracing us with 
your presence, Kody. 
 

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Yeah, no shit. 
Janelle had said previously that

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 Logan was always the driving 
point, especially in the 
 

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mornings. 
Yeah, and then you've got Dad 
 

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rolling in who knows how fucking
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table, Yeah. 
God, when he enters the room, 
 

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he's like good morning. 
And it's like the kids are 
 

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talking about how they're 
already done eating. 
 

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Like, Oh my God, this is 
ridiculous. 
 

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And this is when we get a lovely
precious Pearl from Maddie. 
 

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What does Maddie say to her dear
Daddy? 
 

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Oh my God. 
Well, Hunter and Maddie sat in 


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on Kody and they're cracking 
jokes about his hair loss and 
 

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balding. 
And Maddie says, Dad, you're 
 

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balding. 
Like straight up says you're 
 

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balding. 
And Kody's like, Maddie, stop 
 

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talking about me balding. 
It's not funny. 
 

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It's like a personal slam. 
How would you feel if somebody 


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said, oh, your hair is thinning?
Yeah, he gets super defensive 
 

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and he's like, quit talking 
about my bald spot. 
 

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It's like a personal slam. 
Oh my God. 
 

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And then we've got Maddie and 
Hunter on the couch after this, 

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 talking about how their dad is 
doing the comb over from the 
 

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middle and the yadda yadda 
yadda. 
 

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Like, you know, I guess it's 
what you got to do when you're 


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doing whatever. 
Then, of course, we have to go 


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to the couch and all the wives 
have to weigh in at this moment 

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 on and the haircut and the 
Kennedy situation. 
 

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And Janelle says that he did 
have it short once and it was 
 

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atrocious. 
And I'm looking at this photo 
 

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that they put up and he looks 
exactly like Logan. 
 

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You're telling us and you're 
telling your husband that it 
 

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looked atrocious. 
And I shit you not, Logan has 
 

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the same exact haircut that 
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to in the scene. 
And I have to say as like a 
 

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parent, harping on your own 
insecurities in front of your 
 

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children is fucking embarrassing
and you should be ashamed of it 

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 because you're making your 
children feel insecure about the

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 exact traits and things that 
you have given them. 
 

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And you talking about how shitty
his hair looks and how he'll 
 

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look dumb bald and all of his 
kids are sitting around the 
 

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table. 
His boys are sitting around the 

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 table, his girls are sitting 
around the table. 
 

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And it doesn't matter what 
gender you are, your parents 
 

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play a part in your traits and 
you're harping on and on about 


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it and you're making fun of it 
and you're talking about how 
 

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much you hate it. 
And they're going to lose their 

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 hair potentially. 
And he looks exactly like his 
 

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fucking son in the next scene 
with a shaved head as he does in

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 the picture you're saying he 
looks atrocious in. 
 

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Which he doesn't even look bad, 
which is what I don't 
 

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understand. 
The shot is like of a guy with a

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 short haircut. 
He looks cute actually. 
 

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Like he looks perfectly fine. 
He doesn't look worse than he 
 

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does with his surfer hair, 
which, whatever. 
 

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Honestly, they should be ashamed
and I'm going to get on my 
 

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soapbox about that. 
Because like, moms, quit talking

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 about everything you hate 
about your fucking bodies in 

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front of 
 your daughters. 
Dads quit talking about your 
 

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nose side profile view or your 
balding hair in front of your 
 

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kids. 
Let's make differences in 
 

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ourselves great again, dare I 
say? 
 

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Oh God, Oh, take that one back. 
Let's make differences in 
 

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ourselves, OK? 
Again. 
 

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Like that is the thing that I 
miss most about movies from the 

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 90s and 2000s and celebrities 
and people in general is our 
 

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differences. 
And talking about how much you 


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hate those differences in front 
of your children is appalling. 


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And quit fucking doing it. 
And you might do it by accident 

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 a few times and that's OK 
because we all have things we 
 

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hate about ourselves. 
But to do a whole segment about 

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 how atrocious someone looks and
how grossed out you are? 
 

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And we're going to get more into
this because they each have a 
 

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comment to degrade Kody's hair. 
And I'm not standing up for 
 

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Kody, but like, let's also stand
up for our kids and the traits 


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that they're going to have. 
I can complain about my body and

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 the things I don't like to my 
friends. 
 

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And I know I've complained about
things to you and I know that 
 

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there are things that I hate. 
But to say them like in front of

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 my own kids is that's like a 
different type of low. 
 

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Like these are my own 
insecurities that I have to deal

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 with and I don't need to put 
them on my children. 
 

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And I even said in the last 
episode or like 2 episodes ago, 

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 I made a joke. 
We were talking about girl math 

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 and I said well girl math's 
about food. 
 

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And I'm like thinking to myself 
back on it. 
 

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And I'm like, no, that's 
actually my own insecurity. 
 

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And girl math to me is like 
about calories. 
 

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And so I thought about it and I 
like, you know, texted Chris and

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 I'm like, OK, girl math is not
about food. 
 

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Like, I don't know why I said 
that, but in my mind, like, girl

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 math is about food. 
And that's like fucking sad. 
 

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And I can call myself out for it
now and be like, wow, the first 

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 thought that came to my head 
when it came to girl mouth was 


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about food because I have an 
insecurity about eating that 
 

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I've had my entire life. 
You know, and I don't think that

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 many people who listen to this
maybe haven't even seen the 
 

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actual picture of me and know 
that at one point, like I was 
 

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over 200 lbs and I'm 55. 
Like that was a big deal for me.

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And I've my weights fluctuated 

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my entire adult life, you know, 
 with having kids and losing 

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weight and then having another 

kid like 18 months later. 

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It's fucking hard. 
 
And to harp on that in front of 

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your children and be cracking 
 
jokes and then your kids are 

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cracking jokes and you're 
 
shaming your own kids for 

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cracking a joke that you've 
 
cracked yourself about yourself.

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Like you're teaching your 
 
children to hate parts of 

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themselves that are inevitable. 
 

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Sorry. 
Unless they have the money to 
 

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intervene. 
And we don't all have the money 

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 to intervene. 
And these trends when it comes 


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to bodies are trends. 
So even if you do have the money

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 to intervene now and quote UN 
quote fix it to the current 
 

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trend, you might not have the 
money to fix it for the next 
 

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trend. 
So it's all like this circular 


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fucked up thing and Hunter and 
Maddie are cracking jokes about 

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 their dad's hair but he 
actually legitimately gets mad 

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at them 
 for the jokes when 
they were teed up for the jokes.

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So now you're mad at your kids 

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for making jokes that they were 
 teed up for and you can tell 

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his ego is taking a hit and he's

 upset. 

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He was definitely upset by it. 

Yeah, he for sure was upset 

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about it. 
 
When the adults were on the 

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couch talking about this 
 
exchange and like how Kennedy 

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keeps telling him that his hair 
 is thinning, et cetera, et 

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cetera, Robyn says to Meri. 
 
You left him alone at a salon. 

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And I thought it was so 
 
ridiculous. 

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It was so classic Robyn to like,

 throw in some stupid comment 

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and it's like, Oh my God, girl, 
get 
 a grip. 

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Saying that to Meri, because 
 
Meri and Kody get their hair cut

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at the same place. 
 
I'm like, how many different 

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stylist do you guys need? 
 
What's happening here, Meri? 

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'S like I wasn't even there. 
 
I wasn't with him. 

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I didn't go that time. 
 
So dumb. 

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And Christine says that when he 
 had short hair, she was grossed

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out. 
 
She was grossed out by it. 

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Kody's like you were grossed out

 and she goes yes, and I'm like

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what the fuck? 
 
Like grossed out. 

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The photo that they showed once 
 again was not unattractive. 

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I do, I just OK you like him 
 
with long hair. 

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It's not like he was some ugly 

man with short hair. 

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He looked perfectly fine. 
 
No. 

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If you would have told me that 

photo, if you'd have put that 

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photo in black and white next to

 a photo of Logan in black and 

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white, I would have been maybe 

confused and thought it was the 

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same person. 
 
Which is why this is pissing me 

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off so much. 
 
Yeah, definitely ridiculous. 

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Like from 1 scene to the next 
 
they're showing Kody with short 

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hair and how disgusted they are 
 and then the next scene they're

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going to show Logan with the 
 
same exact haircut. 

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The same haircut. 
 
It pisses me off. 

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Oh God. 
 
And then Meri says that this is 

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part of his persona. 
 
Like this is what makes him him.

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It's his persona and Kody has to

 say that the only time that he

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has liked his hair is after he 

grew it out from childhood to 

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the time that you grew it out 
 
after you were married. 

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They show pictures of him after 
 he's married to both Meri and 

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Janelle. 
 
My mind is blown because it's 

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like, when did you fucking grow 
 your hair out that you hated 

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yourself? 
 
You hated your hair even though 

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you were the belle of the ball 

and all the women wanted to firk

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you and get married to you and 

be your 50th spouse and you 

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hated your hair until it was 
 
grown out. 

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Well, when Meri says, you know, 
 this is my favorite look, I 

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love it being long. 
 
I don't like the idea of you 

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cutting it. 
 
Kody wraps up this terrible 

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little back and forth by saying,

 I tell you what, I won't shave

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it until we've talked more. 
 
Does this like exacerbated sigh.

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And it's like, OK, I mean, once 
 again, what the fuck? 

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What is going on? 
 
This is all ridiculous. 

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No, he has to consult his wives 
 before he's allowed to cut his 

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hair. 
 
And usually this goes to the 

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women. 
 
Like I've dyed my hair, you 

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know, every single color of the 
 rainbow. 

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I've literally had like every 
 
single color in the rainbow as 

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my hair color. 
 
And I have this theory that you 

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like them how you got them. 
 
So people say you get him how 

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you got him. 
 
It's like you get him from 

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cheating, you're going to lose 

him by cheating or you lose him 

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how you got him. 
 
And I think that you like him 

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how you got him. 
 
So like if I have blonde hair 

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when we meet, you're going to 
 
like me with blonde hair our 

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entire relationship. 
 
Or if I change it, you're going 

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to be upset. 
 
And so far in my dating history,

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and for the foreseeable future, 
 because I am married and have 

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been married, that has been the 
 case. 

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And I have had every single 
 
color in the book. 

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And I have had so many men give 
 me so much shit for changing my

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hair, cutting my hair. 
 
I've had a Pixie. 

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I've shaved my sides ball that 

had the Miley Cyrus back when 

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that was a thing. 
 
I've had hair down to my butt 

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crack. 
 
I've had it all. 

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And every single fucking man has

 an opinion about a woman's 

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hair and how they like it. 
 
So Kody Brown, fuck you. 

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And you do consult your wives. 

You do consult your wives 

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because I guess, and I'm 
 
thinking that they have to 

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consult you on their hair. 
 
Well, my big take away from that

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was just that you are a wanton 

slut and you've been with a lot 

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of. 
 
Men. 

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I am. 
 
I am. 

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And you have the hairstyles to 

prove. 

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It I am a woman of many Shades 

of Grey. 

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Oh my gosh. 
 
Back at Janelle's house after 

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breakfast, Logan is talking 
 
about being nervous to move out 

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and be on his own. 
 
But you know, it's like a 2 

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camera moment. 
 
He's in his room. 

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He's like packing things up and 
 blah blah blah. 

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00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,800
He says some things, you know, a

 lot of it's a little like, OK,

440
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,240
like he needs to get a little 
 
bit. 

441
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,080
Oh God, I shouldn't even say 
 
more well spoken because listen 

442
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,600
to me, I can't even get through 
 a sentence. 

443
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:13,000
But his excitement is more than 
 the nervousness and it made my 

444
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,800
Grinch heart grow 3 sizes 'cause

 I was just like Oh my gosh. 

445
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,720
Like he's genuinely looking 
 
forward to this and even though 

446
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,920
he's nervous, he's excited and 

he seems to have the right 

447
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,160
attitude I think. 
 
Yeah, he was cute, he said. 

448
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,760
The thrill of the new adventure 
 is overshadowing the 

449
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,160
nervousness. 
 
Yeah. 

450
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,480
Yeah. 
 
And I thought that that was very

451
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,280
well spoken. 
 
Yes, he was very cute and I 

452
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,600
don't know. 
 
Not to fight with what you said.

453
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,960
Right, I love that. 
 
Right. 

454
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,040
Like I agree. 
 
He was. 

455
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,080
You're right, though. 
 
He was humming and hawing back 

456
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,320
and forth, back and forth. 
 
And he was like giving, you 

457
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,640
know, things that are good, 
 
things that are bad, what he's 

458
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,040
nervous about, what he's happy 

about. 

459
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,200
And then he ends it by saying, 

like, the thrill of the new 

460
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,120
adventure is overshadowing the 

nervousness. 

461
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,680
And I'm like, OK, way to wrap it

 up. 

462
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,840
You got it. 
 
After all that humming and 

463
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,120
hawing, you got it. 
 
Absolutely. 

464
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,000
So after that commercial break, 
 we open at Meri's house. 

465
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Oh, Meri, Meri, Meri, Meri, 
 
Meri. 

466
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,360
Quite contrary. 
 
Meri says that one of the things

467
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,520
they decided to do for Logan 
 
with him going off to college is

468
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,600
make a little video of all the 

family just kind of talking to 

469
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:22,240
him and giving him well wishes 

and fun memories of him, which 

470
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,160
sounds nice. 
 
Sounds like a nice thing to do. 

471
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,240
But of course, because it's the 
 Browns, it has to be a shit 

472
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,840
show. 
 
And ridiculous. 

473
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,160
Christine tells us they had Meri

 be in charge of making this 

474
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,960
video because she would make 
 
sure that everyone got filmed 

475
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,720
and that it got cut. 
 
Well, she'd make sure it looked 

476
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,040
good. 
 
Oh God. 

477
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,160
So we have this footage at 
 
Meri's house where she's filming

478
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,480
some of the kids. 
 
She starts with Savannah. 

479
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,840
We don't get any audio of 
 
Savannah. 

480
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,240
And then she films Gabriel and 

he's being cute and kind of like

481
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,640
cheesy with his little message 

for Logan. 

482
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,120
And then Dayton, who's serious 

and whatever. 

483
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,280
He's wearing a wolf shirt. 
 
A wolf shirt. 

484
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,600
Like one of those Walmart. 
 
Oh, like the silhouette of the 

485
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,920
wolf in the moon? 
 
No, it's like an actual wolf's 

486
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,102
face, like one of those shirts. 
 

487
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:16,684
Yes, yes, very of the time. 
Yes, they're in front of her 
 

488
00:26:16,692 --> 00:26:25,160
fancy lamp and next to a fancy 
side table of dark mahogany. 
 

489
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:28,395
Mahogany. 
Yes, and they're next to a 
 

490
00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:30,943
tchotchke cabinet of the same 
mahogany. 
 

491
00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:34,245
Oh God, our listeners are going 
to love that. 
 

492
00:26:34,253 --> 00:26:36,052
They're going to love it, 
Mahogany. 
 

493
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:39,275
Yes, with a lot of tchotchkeys. 
You're right, there was a lot 
 

494
00:26:39,283 --> 00:26:42,584
of. 
Stuff Angel tchotchkes. 
 

495
00:26:42,592 --> 00:26:45,130
Dust collectors. 
Dust collectors. 
 

496
00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:47,823
Well, I know a lot about dust 
collectors. 
 

497
00:26:47,831 --> 00:26:50,960
I'm a tchotchke queen myself, I 
do say. 
 

498
00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:54,935
So, well, Meri realizes that she
was not recording correctly with

499
00:26:54,935 --> 00:26:57,504

 her handheld camcorder. 
Oh no. 
 

500
00:26:57,512 --> 00:27:01,141
She starts asking things like 
what does the green box mean and

501
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:02,800

 what is this and blah blah 
blah. 

502
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,080
And Gabriel's trying to help 
 
her, but also like she's not 

503
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,800
really helpable. 
 
And it turns out that she was 

504
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,440
recording nothing shots and 
 
hadn't filmed any of the 

505
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,400
interviews. 
 
She was just recording the times

506
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,600
between the interviews and 
 
Nothing while the interviews 

507
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,040
went unrecorded. 
 
Yeah, she was recording the 

508
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,800
between parts, not the actual 
 
parts. 

509
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,560
Right, because there was 
 
Savannah, Gabriel and Dayton 

510
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,480
there. 
 
She refilms them, which is when 

511
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,840
we get some more details. 
 
Not big deal, but like Savannah 

512
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,040
says, I don't want him to leave 
 because he's been a really good

513
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,920
Big Brother. 
 
So cute. 

514
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,320
It's so nice to Here's some nice

 things about Logan. 

515
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,160
And I think the biggest thing we

 learn here is that if there's 

516
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,360
ever a sex tape released during,

 you know, this time of their 

517
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,720
lives, that it wasn't of her own

 accord. 

518
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,920
She did not record it. 
 
That's. 

519
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,960
Lensing. 
 
Yes, if there's a sex tape for 

520
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,120
Meri Brown, it wasn't because 
 
she did it. 

521
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,600
She fucked that up. 
 
Nope, Nope, Nope. 

522
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,200
No. 
 
Meri thanks Savannah for 

523
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,360
reshooting and she says well 
 
we're 5 down and 16 to go like 

524
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,960
Oh my God. 
 
Mare, mare, mare. 

525
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:14,360
Yeah, she's got also a Sister 
 
Wives necklace on that looks 

526
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:19,080
like 4 knuckles put up, like 
 
they're going to give a knuckle 

527
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,280
sandwich and then it's got dots 
 above all of them. 

528
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,040
And you told me that this was 
 
their. 

529
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,320
Their logo. 
 
Logo for my sister wife's 

530
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,760
closet. 
 
It's supposed to be the four 

531
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,560
wives, and so it's like 4, yeah.

 

532
00:28:33,568 --> 00:28:35,520
Knuckles or fingers it 
literally. 
 

533
00:28:35,528 --> 00:28:38,060
Looks like a monkey's paw, like 
knuckles. 
 

534
00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:41,494
With dots above it that's 
supposed to signify the four 
 

535
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,315
wives. 
It looks like a fucking paw 
 

536
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,460
print. 
Yeah, yeah, it's cheesy, cheap 


537
00:28:46,468 --> 00:28:49,902
version of a paw print. 
Yeah, it looks like an error in 

538
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:52,545
 the design, like it was 
supposed to be an animal print 

539
00:28:52,545 --> 00:28:55,687
and it 
 looks like what 
animal's that and it's the brown

540
00:28:55,687 --> 00:28:56,800
wives. 
 
An Aardvark. 

541
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,160
No aardvark. 
 
Nardvark. 

542
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,520
Aspen being filmed, Oh my gosh, 
 she was so cute, she says. 

543
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,542
I remember Kids Town with Logan.

 

544
00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:09,026
He invented Kids Town where we 
would all go out in the forest 


545
00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:12,064
and have her own little shows. 
And I was like, Oh my gosh, it's

546
00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:14,590

 so cute because that's what we
used to do when I was kids. 
 

547
00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:15,740
And I of course, played 
director. 
 

548
00:29:15,748 --> 00:29:20,007
And I also thought, oh, in the 
forest where Drake is now 
 

549
00:29:20,015 --> 00:29:23,280
buried. 
Yeah, no shit like. 
 

550
00:29:23,288 --> 00:29:25,820
Oh no. 
And their other dog? 
 

551
00:29:25,828 --> 00:29:27,938
What was her name? 
Ally. 
 

552
00:29:27,946 --> 00:29:31,494
Buried in the forest, dead is. 
Ally. 
 

553
00:29:31,502 --> 00:29:33,978
Dead is a doornail buried 
underground. 
 

554
00:29:33,986 --> 00:29:40,304
Logan has always had a very 
responsible demeanor about him. 

555
00:29:40,304 --> 00:29:42,440
 
He's been a very good oldest 

556
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,280
child, which ushers in the 
 
flashback of him in 2010 in 

557
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,120
Lehigh making all of his 
 
siblings breakfast before 

558
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,200
school. 
 
She says he was always driving 

559
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,120
point, especially in the 
 
mornings. 

560
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,120
Yeah, we get it. 
 
You parentified him. 

561
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,960
Moving on. 
 
Moving on, Janelle talks about 

562
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,960
having his help in the mornings 
 and how that was really 

563
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,600
important. 
 
Christine talks about how his 

564
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,760
end of summer returns from the 

ranch were always a big 

565
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,840
celebration. 
 
So they show some footage of 

566
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,615
that too, like him coming home. 
 

567
00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:16,426
And then Robyn gets to chime in 
because of course we have to 
 

568
00:30:16,434 --> 00:30:18,240
hear from our people's Princess 
Robyn. 
 

569
00:30:18,248 --> 00:30:22,260
And she's like, that's when I 
fell in love with you guys being

570
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,055

 at your home when Logan 
returned. 
 

571
00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:26,814
And I was like, these guys are 
so fun. 
 

572
00:30:26,822 --> 00:30:29,560
My husband did the same as a 
child. 
 

573
00:30:29,568 --> 00:30:35,232
He got sent to his grandparents 
cabin to we didn't take care of 

574
00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:38,168
 the river bend. 
Oh, the river bend. 
 

575
00:30:38,176 --> 00:30:39,955
Yeah. 
Yeah, probably not any river 
 

576
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,715
bends in Wyoming. 
Probably just animal shit and 
 

577
00:30:42,723 --> 00:30:46,700
burying animals. 
Just like Drake, just like Ally.

578
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,400

 
As Kody mentions burying many an

579
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,480
animal in his day and how it 
 
didn't matter much. 

580
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,440
Yep, Yep, absolutely. 
 
And Kody tells us, This is why I

581
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,880
want to get into the homes 
 
before Christmas because if we 

582
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,560
have this experience with 
 
Christmas, that may solidify so 

583
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,600
that every Christmas we can look

 forward to this. 

584
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,160
And I'm like Oh my God all. 
 
The kids will want to come home 

585
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,400
if we solidify this memory. 
 
Everyone will want to come home 

586
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,000
for Christmas. 
 
I think being in the homes 

587
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,120
before Christmas is really 
 
important because the kids are 

588
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,480
starting to leave. 
 
So, you know, that's a little 

589
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,080
foreshadowing into like, their 

whole thing about the kids are 

590
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,080
leaving, the kids are leaving, 

they're going to start leaving, 

591
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,880
Logan's leaving, everyone's 
 
going to leave. 

592
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,240
Yeah. 
 
And that comes up again later in

593
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:33,240
the episode, unfortunately. 
 
And oh, we are going to take a 

594
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,000
fabulous turn here to Robyn's 
 
house. 

595
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,400
It's like the signage all said, 
 go left, go left. 

596
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,320
And we decided to go right and 

it was a wrong turn. 

597
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,320
Robyn and Kody are in their 
 
living room discussing a quilt 

598
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,440
on the ground, a very obvious 
 
quilt. 

599
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,440
It is the size of the room. 
 
We see it has pictures of all 

600
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,440
the family members on the 
 
squares. 

601
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:58,440
It's red and black and crazy, 
 
and they talk about how everyone

602
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,040
is going to sign this quilt 
 
before Logan's going away party.

603
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,480
So of course, you know, we're 
 
putting the pieces together. 

604
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,640
This is a quilt for Logan. 
 
But you know who made it? 

605
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,920
Robyn's sister Fawn. 
 
Fawn like a deer or like 

606
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,760
something I do over a pretty boy

 and then quickly realize I'm a

607
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,120
moron. 
 
Yeah, they're all going to sign 

608
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:23,320
next to their photo. 
 
Because Robyn, sister Fawn, 

609
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,920
actually makes these quilts, 
 
according to Kody. 

610
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,200
So we're giving one to Logan as 
 a going away gift in the UNLV 

611
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,640
colors. 
 
With everyone's faces sewn on 

612
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,840
it. 
 
And just so everyone knows, UNLV

613
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:43,200
colors are priMeri red and 
 
black, so it is red and black. 

614
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,040
Red, black, white and faces. 
 
And Robyn? 

615
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,600
Oh God, Robyn. 
 
Now honey, you have to start 

616
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,200
this quote off right or I'm 
 
going to condemn you to hell 

617
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,160
forever. 
 
What does Robyn say? 

618
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:58,640
The funny thing about it is that

 if he doesn't want to see 

619
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:05,680
everyone, he can flip it over 
 
and the top looks normal and 

620
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,280
it's just like Plaid. 
 
I had her put this back on it, 

621
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,080
but you know, we have to send 
 
him with something. 

622
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,200
And I'm like, Oh my God, it's 
 
the most unattractive Plaid, 

623
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,560
red, black and white thing I've 
 ever seen. 

624
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,360
It's huge and monstrous. 
 
And what would you ever do with 

625
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,600
it as a college? 
 
Student. 

626
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,200
We had to send him with 
 
something. 

627
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,080
We had to send him with 
 
something like of course you 

628
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,348
fucking shopping hoarder bitch. 
 

629
00:33:29,356 --> 00:33:32,855
We couldn't just let him go to 
college with like a Knick knack 

630
00:33:32,855 --> 00:33:34,360
 or a framed photo of his 
family. 

631
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,920
We had to send him with 
 
something that's it's going to 

632
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,960
take up his entire backseat of 

his car. 

633
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,760
That your sister made full free.

 

634
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:43,352
Robyn loves to spend money, so 
she probably paid her a lot to 


635
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,015
make this quilt. 
To be honest, Oh yeah, we can 
 

636
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:49,032
like exact this much of the 
budget to this because the 
 

637
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,495
family is going to see it and it
will be OK then. 
 

638
00:33:52,503 --> 00:33:55,476
It's OK to spend this. 
It's a gift for Logan and 
 

639
00:33:55,484 --> 00:33:58,844
Robyn's like let me pull up my 
credit card that has her like ex

640
00:33:58,844 --> 00:34:03,480

 husband's name on it. 
Kody, of course, has to write 
 

641
00:34:03,488 --> 00:34:08,418
his message on the quilt, across
the entire fucking quilt, and 
 

642
00:34:08,426 --> 00:34:14,594
say that he should be the man 
that God expects him to be. 
 

643
00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:16,768
Yes. 
So it's almost like everyone's 


644
00:34:16,777 --> 00:34:19,699
signing like a square of the 
quilt kind of thing, like 
 

645
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,780
writing a little message and 
Kody's like I'm taking up the 
 

646
00:34:22,788 --> 00:34:24,000
whole middle. 
What a shock. 
 

647
00:34:24,007 --> 00:34:26,897
What does Kody tell us when he's
doing this, honey? 
 

648
00:34:26,905 --> 00:34:30,679
When you're sexually active 
outside of a marriage, it is 
 

649
00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:34,713
unhealthy all the way around. 
You know it's true. 
 

650
00:34:34,721 --> 00:34:40,281
So he first, he first says I 
should say, he says, you know, 


651
00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:45,568
this message might seem like I'm
telling my son to be celibate or

652
00:34:45,568 --> 00:34:50,000

 he shouldn't have sex. 
But you know, when you're 
 

653
00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:54,452
sexually active outside of a 
marriage is unhealthy all the 
 

654
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,864
way around. 
A testimony from God to Kody 
 

655
00:34:57,872 --> 00:35:02,699
Brown to Logan Brown. 
And I just want to say the 
 

656
00:35:02,707 --> 00:35:06,457
things that you tell your kids 
that they are not allowed to do 

657
00:35:06,457 --> 00:35:11,356
 today are the things that they 
will be ashamed of and hide from

658
00:35:11,356 --> 00:35:15,959

 you tomorrow. 
I would rather have my kids not 

659
00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:21,240
 be ashamed of normal human 
behaviors and come to me with 
 

660
00:35:21,248 --> 00:35:24,770
questions tomorrow, then shame 
them and tell them they're not 


661
00:35:24,778 --> 00:35:27,862
allowed to do something today. 
Well, we'll see what you have to

662
00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:30,910

 say when your son's going off 
to college, but maybe it'll be 

663
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:32,701
the 
 same tune. 
You never know. 
 

664
00:35:32,709 --> 00:35:35,114
You never know. 
You know, I'm going to be like, 

665
00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:37,972
 here's how you take care of 
yourself and protect yourself. 


666
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:40,920
I know right? 
Like buy some fucking condoms. 


667
00:35:40,928 --> 00:35:43,577
Be smart. 
Girls can tell you all they want

668
00:35:43,577 --> 00:35:46,520

 that they are on birth 
control, but it is still your 
 

669
00:35:46,528 --> 00:35:50,360
responsibility as a man to 
protect yourself and your 
 

670
00:35:50,368 --> 00:35:56,011
partner and use condoms. 
And if they say it's OK, no, as 

671
00:35:56,011 --> 00:36:00,920
 a boy and as a man, the one way
you can actually protect 
 

672
00:36:00,928 --> 00:36:06,400
yourself is by wearing a condom.
So Kody, you are basically 
 

673
00:36:06,408 --> 00:36:12,165
shaming your children into not 
coming to you for advice. 
 

674
00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:17,481
And I'm just putting that out 
there right now into the ether. 

675
00:36:17,481 --> 00:36:18,840
 
I don't know. 

676
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,280
Janelle tells us I always want 

Logan to be my little boy and to

677
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,240
make all the perfect choices. 
 
But I'm also aware that my idea 

678
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,960
of a perfect choice is not his 

idea of a perfect choice. 

679
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,800
And I was like thank you Queen 

Janelle. 

680
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,800
Like how about some well-rounded

 normal fucking thoughts. 

681
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,810
Like, of course, my kids are not

 going to have the same 

682
00:36:41,810 --> 00:36:44,255
thoughts that I have are the 
same 
 opinions and the same 

683
00:36:44,255 --> 00:36:46,880
values. 
And I hope that I raise them to 

684
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,800
 be be smart about decisions, 
not to put your head in the sand

685
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,880
to 
 pretend you're not going to
do anything ever for the rest of

686
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,695

 your life. 
What Logan's going to live in a 

687
00:36:53,695 --> 00:36:55,822
 he's going to never move. 
He's never going to talk, he's 


688
00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:58,938
never going to touch, he's never
going to like, it's dumb, it's 


689
00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:01,241
idiotic. 
And like The thing is here with 

690
00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:04,654
 her saying like my idea of a 
perfect choice isn't his idea of

691
00:37:04,654 --> 00:37:08,230

 a perfect choice. 
That's the perfect way to say it

692
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:10,698

 because he might make a 
different decision. 
 

693
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:15,332
However he might think in 
hindsight, based on my morals, 


694
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:19,086
that wasn't a great decision and
here's how I'm going to do it 
 

695
00:37:19,094 --> 00:37:21,336
moving forward. 
Or here is how I'm going to try 

696
00:37:21,336 --> 00:37:24,420
 to rectify my mistake. 
Yeah, so that is. 
 

697
00:37:24,428 --> 00:37:27,154
Learning lessons Learning life 
lessons. 
 

698
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:32,600
Imparting your wisdom and giving
your kids values and morals 
 

699
00:37:32,608 --> 00:37:36,990
versus giving your kids rules 
and stipulations. 100% if your 


700
00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:40,918
kid makes a mistake, it'd be 
great if they were able to be 
 

701
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,868
reflective and to learn based on
your values and what you've 
 

702
00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:47,746
provided them as lessons. 
I even tell, like my nieces and 

703
00:37:47,746 --> 00:37:51,619
 nephews, I'm going to be your 
auntie that you can come to, you

704
00:37:51,619 --> 00:37:55,220

 know, I'm not going to betray 
your trust unless it's something

705
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,400

 that's like, scary and 
harmful. 

706
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,360
But I always want you to be able

 to come to me. 

707
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:06,160
And I've told my sister and I've

 told my husband's family as 

708
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,560
well, these little kids that 
 
you're entrusting me to be a 

709
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,800
part of their life, like my 
 
nieces and nephews. 

710
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,160
You're entrusting me to help 
 
guide them. 

711
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,320
And so I want them to be 
 
comfortable to come to me. 

712
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,200
If they're not comfortable 
 
coming to you and vice versa, 

713
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:24,480
you know, you're not always 
 
comfortable coming to your own 

714
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,800
parents. 
 
And hopefully you have someone 

715
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,080
else in your life that you're 
 
comfortable going to. 

716
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,880
And I had that person in my 
 
life. 

717
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,760
So I think Janelle's outtake on 
 this is really freaking cool. 

718
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,600
And this could be, could be the 
 great thing about Sister Wives,

719
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,800
right? 
 
If it played out that way. 

720
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,120
Right is being able to have open

 and honest relationships with 

721
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,680
someone in situations where you 
 feel like you maybe can't be 

722
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,480
with your bio mom or dad. 
 
Yeah. 

723
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,280
And of course, Kody has to say 

something about staying naive or

724
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,000
blah, blah blah, or becoming 
 
tolerant so he doesn't get 

725
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,160
heartbroken. 
 
And I'm like, heartbroken. 

726
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,400
I just want you to know, Kody, 

by the way, Logan's going to 

727
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,440
fuck. 
 
So like, you're going to be 

728
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,400
heartbroken over your son having

 sex like this is some stupid 

729
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,960
religious dogmatic bullshit. 
 
Yeah, it totally. 

730
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,396
Is him and his feelings him and.

 

731
00:39:18,404 --> 00:39:21,582
His feelings, like, my God, I'm 
not saying that you should be 
 

732
00:39:21,590 --> 00:39:24,385
like, yeah, boy, get out there 
and like, do it like a stallion,

733
00:39:24,385 --> 00:39:26,944

 but like, let's be real. 
Like, Oh my God, your son's 
 

734
00:39:26,952 --> 00:39:29,068
becoming a young adult. 
He's going to college. 
 

735
00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:31,912
Whose college stories are like, 
I never had sex. 
 

736
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,263
I never did anything wrong. 
I went to school and I got 
 

737
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,335
straight A's and all I did, I 
came out a St. 
 

738
00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:37,960
Like, that's not most people's 
stories. 
 

739
00:39:37,968 --> 00:39:41,862
Get it together. 
I kept sweet, but also the whole

740
00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:47,976

 reason you wanted him to go to
UNLV was to be closer to you and

741
00:39:47,976 --> 00:39:52,072

 to experience different 
cultures so he could have gone. 

742
00:39:52,072 --> 00:39:53,760
 
To that Mormon school. 

743
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,440
In Utah, that. 
 
Utah school. 

744
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,240
Yeah, yeah. 
 
And kept sweet, but you 

745
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,720
encouraged him to go to this 
 
school. 

746
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,560
Totally. 
 
Yeah. 

747
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,240
Kody talks out both sides of his

 mouth and it's really, it just

748
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,920
is. 
 
It's like dogmatic bullshit. 

749
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,640
It's so stupid. 
 
Fuck Kody. 

750
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,320
He's an idiot. 
 
Later in the day, Kody is at 

751
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,400
Janelle's house grilling steaks 
 in the backyard. 

752
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,920
And I love it because it's like,

 OK, you know, Logan loves his 

753
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,520
meat, so we're going to eat some

 meat. 

754
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,000
And that's what he asked for. 
 
Now. 

755
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,680
Hey, you know what? 
 
I love some meat, too. 

756
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,760
If I was having a go on away 
 
meal, I'd be like, could I have 

757
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,760
some surf and some turf and 
 
whatever. 

758
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,044
It is funny to see Kody grilling

 because he just looks like 

759
00:40:34,044 --> 00:40:37,120
such AI don't even know a 
bumbling 
 boob. 

760
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,960
He's like got these big hunks of

 meat. 

761
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,280
And he's like. 
 
Stabbing them and flipping them 

762
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,840
and the flames are going up out 
 of the grill and when he opens 

763
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,200
the grill it looks like he 
 
doesn't even know. 

764
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,960
He's like, there's a flame. 
 
It's ridiculous. 

765
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,040
It's like, dude, like you're 
 
trying to put on this show. 

766
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,280
Well, this is what he loves to 

do. 

767
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,400
He loves to put on a show. 
 
He's such a show boat. 

768
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,120
Look at me. 
 
I'm a big, big man. 

769
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,280
When in all reality, it's like, 
 you look like an idiot. 

770
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,480
Like I would look better 
 
grilling steak than him, right? 

771
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:03,760
He's like grilling steak because

 Logan requested it. 

772
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,320
And he goes, Logan's a meat 
 
eater. 

773
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,240
Like he's proud and he's making 
 this weird flex about his son 

774
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,760
being a meat eater, and yet he 

can't even fucking do a steak on

775
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,920
a grill. 
 
It's like, yeah, no. 

776
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,000
You're the one who looks in a 
 
way like if you were going to be

777
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,880
judgmental, he doesn't look like

 a man because he can't grill a

778
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,280
fucking steak. 
 
And yet he's all like, my man's,

779
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,840
like my son's a man. 
 
And it's like, oh, I thought you

780
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,160
were going to be heartbroken if 
 he put his penis in some. 

781
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,760
What is the math? 
 
Where's the math? 

782
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,600
Math ain't math. 
 
But if he brings his penis in a 

783
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,560
steak crystal. 
 
Though that's where you get it, 

784
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,280
right? 
 
If Logan fucks a steak, then I 

785
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,960
can be proud of. 
 
Wow. 

786
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,160
Whoa, Where are we? 
 
Where are we? 

787
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,440
What is happening? 
 
Oh, sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

788
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,280
We'll get it back on track. 
 
We're going to get it back on 

789
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,560
track. 
 
Kinks right now re kink shaming.

790
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,280
Well, I'm more about the I was 

going to say the surf rather 

791
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,680
than the turf, but that's not 
 
true. 

792
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,360
I'm definitely more into the 
 
turf than the surf. 

793
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,040
Sidebar something I've learned 

recently if you want to get back

794
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:11,600
at an axis to hide A shrimp in 

their towel bar because it will 

795
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,960
smell really awful and they'll 

never find it. 

796
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,360
In their towel bar. 
 
Like in their bathroom. 

797
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:21,640
Oh God, I am familiar with the 

like fish in places they won't 

798
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,320
find. 
 
Shrimp inside the towel bar. 

799
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,520
But that's, I mean, who would 
 
ever look in their towel bar? 

800
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,600
Exactly. 
 
Yeah. 

801
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
You ever been done dirty girls? 
 

802
00:42:31,008 --> 00:42:35,081
My ladies, my ladies. 
Hey ladies, if you want to go 
 

803
00:42:35,089 --> 00:42:39,655
and hit them up style, put a 
shrimp in the towel bar. 
 

804
00:42:39,663 --> 00:42:42,660
Yeah, Blue Cantrell. 
Blue Cantrell. 
 

805
00:42:42,668 --> 00:42:46,584
So good. 
Wow, that's oddly specific and 


806
00:42:46,592 --> 00:42:49,520
good advice. 
I do support this, but I can't 


807
00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:50,795
be quoted supporting it 
publicly. 
 

808
00:42:50,803 --> 00:42:55,242
Allegedly, if you put a strip in
a towel bar, it smells rancid 
 

809
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:59,000
after a while and they'll never.
Find It Legal told us. 
 

810
00:42:59,008 --> 00:43:01,074
It's all alleged. 
We don't know anything. 
 

811
00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:05,480
Kody tells us about how he has 
sensed that Logan has already 
 

812
00:43:05,488 --> 00:43:08,780
began separating as he prepares 
to leave identifiable. 
 

813
00:43:08,788 --> 00:43:12,102
I do the same thing. 
I know that when I know 
 

814
00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:14,802
something's coming to an end, I 
start to do the whole like, 
 

815
00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:17,535
building up the thing, like, all
right, going to move out. 
 

816
00:43:17,543 --> 00:43:19,756
This is it, taking the steps, 
blah, blah, blah. 
 

817
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,735
I don't want to, you know, come 
across as too much of A raging 


818
00:43:22,743 --> 00:43:25,263
homosexual because we all know 
I'm in the closet and I'm a 
 

819
00:43:25,271 --> 00:43:27,986
straight man. 
But Madonna talks about it in 
 

820
00:43:27,994 --> 00:43:31,945
Truth or Dare when there are Two
is coming towards the end of her

821
00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:33,780

 documentary. 
And she's like, this is what I 


822
00:43:33,788 --> 00:43:35,552
do. 
I lost my mother at a young age 

823
00:43:35,552 --> 00:43:38,902
 and when I know something's 
coming to an end, I prepare 
 

824
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:42,288
myself and every I should say 
everybody does that, but a lot 


825
00:43:42,296 --> 00:43:44,256
of people do it. 
Not everyone's just head in the 

826
00:43:44,256 --> 00:43:47,080
 sand till the end. 
Some people make their distances

827
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,069

 start a little bit before 
they're on their way out the 
 

828
00:43:50,077 --> 00:43:51,560
door. 
You get senioritis. 
 

829
00:43:51,568 --> 00:43:53,640
Yes, yes. 
Well, you just brought up 
 

830
00:43:53,648 --> 00:43:57,480
senioritis to me recently and it
is totally, you know, 
 

831
00:43:57,488 --> 00:43:58,870
applicable. 
Yeah, I. 
 

832
00:43:58,878 --> 00:44:02,092
Think that, like, so many people
get senioritis, like when they 


833
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:06,490
feel a portion of their life 
phasing, overcoming to an end, 


834
00:44:06,498 --> 00:44:10,744
whether or not they even know 
it, you start to get senioritis 

835
00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:13,000
 because you're feeling ready to
move on. 
 

836
00:44:13,008 --> 00:44:15,728
Yeah, yeah. 
You're planning, you're you're 


837
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,520
doing. 
It's already happening in your 


838
00:44:17,528 --> 00:44:19,760
mind. 
Yeah, yeah, Senioritis is an 
 

839
00:44:19,768 --> 00:44:23,184
interesting label for it because
I hadn't heard that outside of 


840
00:44:23,192 --> 00:44:25,623
the high school reference. 
But when you brought that up to 

841
00:44:25,623 --> 00:44:27,345
 me recently, I was like, it's 
so true. 
 

842
00:44:27,353 --> 00:44:31,120
It's like the steps you take of 
the next chapter's coming, and 


843
00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:34,348
so you're already making mental 
adjustments and you're already 


844
00:44:34,356 --> 00:44:36,742
making changes. 
Yeah, Kody makes a comment that 

845
00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:40,216
 he can tell that Logan is 
feeling euphoria about leaving, 

846
00:44:40,216 --> 00:44:46,304
 but that is also coupled with 
Kody feeling melancholy and 
 

847
00:44:46,312 --> 00:44:51,816
realizing that Logan is leaving 
even though he's only going to 


848
00:44:51,824 --> 00:44:55,282
be 30 minutes away. 
Yeah, this is still a benchmark 

849
00:44:55,282 --> 00:44:57,520
 where he's saying, see you mom 
and dad. 
 

850
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,872
I'm on my own. 
I'm my own person. 
 

851
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,218
And so Kody's mixing these two 
emotions. 
 

852
00:45:02,226 --> 00:45:05,735
And when he's talking about it, 
I noticed that his eyes were 
 

853
00:45:05,743 --> 00:45:08,580
getting glossy, like he was 
getting a little emotional about

854
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:11,682

 it. 
And so it's weird seeing these 


855
00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:15,944
moments from Kody because I tend
to default to him being a 
 

856
00:45:15,952 --> 00:45:18,898
narcissist or whatever, like all
the labels that people put on 
 

857
00:45:18,906 --> 00:45:22,319
him. 
And, you know, he has some not 


858
00:45:22,327 --> 00:45:26,169
savory qualities, but he does 
have these moments of emotion 
 

859
00:45:26,177 --> 00:45:28,674
where I don't feel like it's put
on. 
 

860
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,830
I think he's probably really 
feeling that. 
 

861
00:45:30,838 --> 00:45:33,880
You can be a narcissist and 
still love people and. 
 

862
00:45:33,888 --> 00:45:36,530
That's true, I do it all the 
time. 
 

863
00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:42,914
Like you can, and I think that 
as we'll see from Kody time and 

864
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:47,212
 again, is he's confused by his 
own emotions. 
 

865
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:50,785
And he's very confused right 
now. 
 

866
00:45:50,793 --> 00:45:56,010
And you can tell by the words 
he's using, euphoria and 
 

867
00:45:56,018 --> 00:46:01,895
melancholy and coupled with my 
feelings and he's bringing it 
 

868
00:46:01,903 --> 00:46:06,212
back to himself. 
And no matter what, which is a 


869
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:11,620
thing he does as narcissists do.
And we don't truly have a 
 

870
00:46:11,628 --> 00:46:14,195
diagnosis of narcissism for Kody
as. 
 

871
00:46:14,203 --> 00:46:16,075
We would never pretend to be 
able to do so or. 
 

872
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:17,132
So yes. 
We don't. 
 

873
00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:19,760
When he's referencing how Logan 
is saying see your mom and dad 


874
00:46:19,768 --> 00:46:22,494
on my own person, you can tell 
that that's even about Kody's 
 

875
00:46:22,502 --> 00:46:24,422
own. 
I don't know if inflection is 
 

876
00:46:24,430 --> 00:46:26,430
the right, but his own feelings 
about that. 
 

877
00:46:26,438 --> 00:46:28,990
It's not actually about his son 
leaving, it's about his son 
 

878
00:46:28,998 --> 00:46:31,840
saying goodbye to. 
Him, it's his reflection of it 


879
00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:36,136
back on himself. 
And totally as someone who has 


880
00:46:36,144 --> 00:46:42,060
maybe dealt with something 
similar in my own life, it is 
 

881
00:46:42,068 --> 00:46:47,856
like this put on thing where you
see the emotion and you're like,

882
00:46:47,856 --> 00:46:50,340

 maybe it's about me. 
It must be about me. 
 

883
00:46:50,348 --> 00:46:56,276
Like this has to be about me. 
And then in the end it goes back

884
00:46:56,276 --> 00:47:01,580

 to the person talking about it
and you backtrack and you go, 
 

885
00:47:01,588 --> 00:47:05,645
no, this is not about me. 
And it's hurtful. 
 

886
00:47:05,653 --> 00:47:11,300
And I just see a lot of Kody 
getting emotional and I'm like, 

887
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:14,208
 oh, yeah, I can like, 
commiserate as a parent. 
 

888
00:47:14,216 --> 00:47:17,841
And I'm like, yes, he gets it. 
He gets it. 
 

889
00:47:17,849 --> 00:47:23,230
And then I like, backtrack with 
the thought of the, oh, no, he 


890
00:47:23,238 --> 00:47:27,730
is taking it back to himself. 
Oh, no, He's like doing all 
 

891
00:47:27,738 --> 00:47:32,167
these motions that are like, 
narcissistic and bringing it 
 

892
00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:36,020
back to himself. 
And I just like can't imagine 
 

893
00:47:36,028 --> 00:47:40,135
how confusing it is watching 
this back as a child. 
 

894
00:47:40,143 --> 00:47:44,540
And part of me like hopes that 
the kids don't ever watch this 


895
00:47:44,548 --> 00:47:47,590
back because it would be so 
fucking hurtful. 
 

896
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:53,336
As someone who has grown up 
partially with texting and 
 

897
00:47:53,344 --> 00:47:58,262
voicemail on a cell phone and 
partially not with it, I think 


898
00:47:58,270 --> 00:48:03,005
that what's been most hurtful is
as an adult having things in my 

899
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:08,590
 face that I can look back on 
and reflect on and read out loud

900
00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:12,814
or 
 have other people read and 
see like it for what it truly 

901
00:48:12,814 --> 00:48:15,600
is. 
 
So it's got to be super hurtful 

902
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,160
to see these big moments in your

 life played back in your face 

903
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,280
and realize that they weren't 
 
what you maybe thought they 

904
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,760
were. 
 
Just like the graduation and him

905
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,160
making it about him and Robyn 
 
and Robyn being late. 

906
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,160
Yeah, like that has to be 
 
fucking hurtful. 

907
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,840
It's basically being thrown in 

your face. 

908
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,760
I know. 
 
And it's when it comes to 

909
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,280
someone like Logan, I feel like,

 I don't want to say I take it 

910
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,382
for granted because I don't know

 this kid, but it seems like 

911
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:47,680
he's well adjusted enough and 
 
probably self-sufficient, self 

912
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,680
whatevered enough where maybe 
 
this didn't have the biggest 

913
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:55,080
impact on him in real time. 
 
But yeah, to like go back and 

914
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,040
watch it would be like, Oh my 
 
gosh. 

915
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,160
I think that's being generous 
 
because I think that being the 

916
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,200
first born of a family like 
 
this, there's no way that it 

917
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,520
didn't affect him. 
 
I think that he was paren defied

918
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,960
from a young age. 
 
He was made to make breakfast 

919
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,440
for all of his siblings. 
 
From a young age, he felt 

920
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:20,320
protective. 
 
I think that he is stoic and 

921
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:26,200
quiet in a sense because he's 
 
protective of himself and his 

922
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,160
siblings. 
 
And I'm happy that we don't know

923
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,960
much about how he's felt about 

this because it means that he is

924
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,920
protecting his peace now. 
 
Because I can't imagine that for

925
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,720
him it hasn't been harmful. 
 
And I'm proud of him for 

926
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:49,120
protecting his peace by not 
 
making it known, if that makes 

927
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,880
sense. 
 
Yeah, it totally does. 

928
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,560
In a way, like the siblings that

 have been more vocal and said,

929
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,800
oh, we're OK, we're doing this, 
 so we're doing that. 

930
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,440
They're the ones that might need

 the most healing because 

931
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,400
they're not OK. 
 
Where Logan has protected his 

932
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,960
peace and hopefully taking care 
 of his mental health and like 

933
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,120
like gotten the help that he 
 
needed, like on a private scale,

934
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:17,600
like where it was actually 
 
needed and not for like the 

935
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,200
public's eye and like viewing. 

So all of this has to be fucking

936
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,680
weird. 
 
And like even just his mom 

937
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,280
messing with him making 
 
breakfast and saying the whole 

938
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,520
family wants to come see your 
 
dorm. 

939
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,000
Let's not do that, Janelle. 
 
Let's not freak our child out 

940
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,800
and let him think that we're all

 just all going to come see his

941
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,320
place. 
 
Even all the parents, she might 

942
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,160
have even told him before the 
 
clip that she was going to make 

943
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,240
the joke, but I don't think she 
 did. 

944
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:56,520
And they're desensitized to the 
 persona that they've put on. 

945
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,280
And they're not remembering that

 the children are children and 

946
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,920
the children have childlike 
 
minds and they're not seeing 

947
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,880
things for what they are. 
 
So you're saying jokes to your 

948
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,240
kids that your kids don't know 

their jokes, just like you're 

949
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,440
telling your kids promises that 
 are empty and you keep breaking

950
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,000
them. 
 
They don't know that they have 

951
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,920
no foresight. 
 
They don't get that their brains

952
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:24,000
literally cannot connect that 
 
these people are fucked up. 

953
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:29,160
Well, yes, and there's a pattern

 of the parents almost making 

954
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,560
jokes of their situation with 
 
the kids, like they're. 

955
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,000
Setting up a. 
 
Bit right, yeah, like for the 

956
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,622
show, like, Oh my gosh, like if 
 I bring up that everyone's 

957
00:51:37,622 --> 00:51:38,960
going to come and it's going to 
be 
 this. 

958
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,680
Meanwhile this poor 18 year old 
 kid is trying to go through a 

959
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:48,640
major life milestone going. 
 
Why does me moving into a dorm 

960
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,800
room have to be a bit for your 

fucking show? 

961
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,240
And this is all before he gets 

the fucking quilt. 

962
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,880
I feel bad for him before he 
 
gets the fucking quilt. 

963
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,880
Chris, he's the fucking. 
 
Quilt. 

964
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,040
Oh my gosh. 
 
So we got to get to the quilt 

965
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,600
somehow, OK? 
 
Christ. 

966
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,240
Everyone has gathered at 
 
Janelle's house. 

967
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,577
In the kitchen, they're blessing

 the food, the steak that Kody 

968
00:52:06,577 --> 00:52:10,880
is so well prepared. 
 
Probably well prepared. 

969
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,440
Yeah. 
 
And they're getting ready to 

970
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,560
eat. 
 
And I Oh girl, I got to tell 

971
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,640
you, I hate to say it, but when 
 they finally show them eating, 

972
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:21,520
they're eating the steak on 
 
paper plates with plastic 

973
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,680
silverware. 
 
How do you even cut a steak that

974
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,520
well done with plastic? 
 
You don't they had Gabriel 

975
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,920
literally stabbing the steak and

 picking it up with a plastic 

976
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,320
fork and putting it in his 
 
mouth. 

977
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,400
So I, I, I don't know, you know,

 other people were eating some 

978
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,160
other ways with this plastic 
 
shit and the paper shit. 

979
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,960
I just this is a hill I'm going 
 to fucking die on. 

980
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,520
Stop doing the paper plates and 
 the plastic silverware and the 

981
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,640
sniper from cops when it's 
 
unnecessary. 

982
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,760
No, this is dumb. 
 
Anyway, sorry, I, you know, I 

983
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,860
just have to go on my tangents. 
 

984
00:52:53,868 --> 00:52:56,527
After their meal, they're all 
gathered in the living room, 
 

985
00:52:56,535 --> 00:52:58,377
honey. 
And this is where we're going to

986
00:52:58,377 --> 00:53:03,160

 be giving Logan his quilt gift
and showing him the Blonde 
 

987
00:53:03,168 --> 00:53:09,180
Voyage video. 
Oh my God, this quilt is 
 

988
00:53:09,188 --> 00:53:11,650
literally hideous. 
So hideous. 
 

989
00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:17,775
Robyn and Meri bring it out. 
Almost like ceremoniously, 
 

990
00:53:17,783 --> 00:53:21,925
ceremoniously, one on each side.
In a giant laundry bag. 
 

991
00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:24,782
In a hamper? 
No, you know, he it's nice 
 

992
00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:26,295
because he's going to a college 
dorm. 
 

993
00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:27,780
He's going to need a place to 
put his. 
 

994
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:29,690
But do you think they actually 
left him that laundry basket? 
 

995
00:53:29,698 --> 00:53:31,880
Wouldn't that be funny if they 
were like, no, that's. 
 

996
00:53:31,888 --> 00:53:33,460
No, that was, that's. 
Meri's laundry. 
 

997
00:53:33,468 --> 00:53:37,440
Do you think they fucking gave? 
I didn't see him loaded into his

998
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,132

 car. 
That's funny because I was 
 

999
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,544
thinking that at least they were
being, you know, thoughtful 
 

1000
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,589
enough to give him a laundry 
basket slash hamper for his dorm

1001
00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:47,041

 room. 
I didn't see it in his car. 
 

1002
00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,712
We didn't see him bring it off 
to college. 
 

1003
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,854
Nope, we didn't. 
We can't give them any benefits 

1004
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:55,400
 of any doubt. 
We can't, they give him. 
 

1005
00:53:55,408 --> 00:53:59,810
The quilt, the quilt. 
He laughed. 
 

1006
00:53:59,818 --> 00:54:03,725
He laughs, which is so great. 
Oh my gosh, it's so cute, he 
 

1007
00:54:03,733 --> 00:54:05,441
laughs. 
And he says. 
 

1008
00:54:05,449 --> 00:54:12,508
My first thought is that there 
is no way I am taking this to 
 

1009
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:18,020
the dorm with me. 
But then, you know, he says. 
 

1010
00:54:18,028 --> 00:54:22,602
He realized how nice it was. 
It was well made, all their 
 

1011
00:54:22,610 --> 00:54:26,076
signatures on it, you know, he 
said he was really touched and 


1012
00:54:26,084 --> 00:54:29,215
it was really kind of a cool way
to send me off. 
 

1013
00:54:29,223 --> 00:54:32,434
Even though of course the 
initial reaction of an 18 year 


1014
00:54:32,442 --> 00:54:35,092
old is going to be, are you 
effing kidding me? 
 

1015
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,446
Like, what the fuck is going on 
here? 
 

1016
00:54:37,454 --> 00:54:41,752
But see, this speaks to Logan's 
maturity and his, well, 
 

1017
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,372
naturedness. 
Like, by the end of this, 
 

1018
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:46,128
because I don't know, when I was
18, I don't know if I would have

1019
00:54:46,128 --> 00:54:48,386

 came to that same conclusion 
by the end of a short exchange. 

1020
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:49,720
 
I might have been like, yeah, I 

1021
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,520
guess I might pretend or 
 
something to be like, this is 

1022
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,800
cool. 
 
But I don't know that I would 

1023
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,360
have actually thought, well, 
 
it's kind of well made. 

1024
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,520
And I actually am kind of 
 
touched. 

1025
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,520
They went through the I'd be 
 
like, why the fuck are you doing

1026
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,960
this to me? 
 
I mean if anything, maybe he 

1027
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,360
pretends to take it and like 
 
hides it in the trunk of his car

1028
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,640
and doesn't bring it out when he

 gets to college. 

1029
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,760
I don't know. 
 
He makes a joke about hanging it

1030
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,400
on his wall for his roommate 
 
and. 

1031
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,000
They're all excited. 
 
They're like, oh, that's great. 

1032
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,400
And it's like, Oh my gosh. 
 
Obviously. 

1033
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,640
It's a weird family. 
 
They're all like in denial and 

1034
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,386
in rejection and strange places.

 

1035
00:55:24,394 --> 00:55:28,330
And I don't understand how some 
of the older siblings aren't 
 

1036
00:55:28,338 --> 00:55:31,138
like why the fuck are we doing 
this? 
 

1037
00:55:31,146 --> 00:55:35,290
Please don't do this to him. 
Please don't do this to him. 
 

1038
00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:39,670
Why are we doing this? 
I'm like mortified for them all.

1039
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,360

 
I'm like, this is actually 

1040
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,960
embarrassing. 
 
Like did you think that this was

1041
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,440
OK? 
 
Even as an adult, I wouldn't use

1042
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,640
a quilt. 
 
No honey member, it's Robyn. 

1043
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,182
So, you know, child bride vibes.

 

1044
00:55:55,190 --> 00:55:59,120
Well, OK, that they're not going
to go there. 
 

1045
00:55:59,128 --> 00:56:01,640
No, no, I just meant that she's 
literally, you know, she's not 


1046
00:56:01,648 --> 00:56:03,848
like a full functioning adult, 
like, Oh my God. 
 

1047
00:56:03,856 --> 00:56:07,230
But this is like fucking weird 
and the the fact that you would 

1048
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,466
 even think of doing something 
like this and her sister makes 


1049
00:56:10,474 --> 00:56:12,914
quilts with pictures all the 
time. 
 

1050
00:56:12,922 --> 00:56:17,486
Fawn fawn makes these picture 
quilts. 
 

1051
00:56:17,494 --> 00:56:21,488
I rate you fucking weirdos I 
know. 
 

1052
00:56:21,496 --> 00:56:25,500
Who are these people? 
What did they crawl out of? 
 

1053
00:56:25,508 --> 00:56:28,582
So strange. 
I've even thought of making and 

1054
00:56:28,582 --> 00:56:32,108
 this is only because my husband
and I are obsessed. 
 

1055
00:56:32,116 --> 00:56:35,624
Like we go to concerts 
constantly and I'm like, we've 


1056
00:56:35,632 --> 00:56:39,102
so many band T-shirts, but I'm 
the type of person that I'm 
 

1057
00:56:39,110 --> 00:56:41,080
like, I need the band T-shirt 
and the band T-shirt. 
 

1058
00:56:41,088 --> 00:56:45,615
And I've thought of doing the 
quilt with like the band Tees 
 

1059
00:56:45,623 --> 00:56:52,704
and I would never ever use that 
on a bed, but maybe as like a 
 

1060
00:56:52,712 --> 00:56:54,206
couch quilt A. 
Tapestry. 
 

1061
00:56:54,214 --> 00:56:57,060
Or a tapestry hanging on my 
wall? 
 

1062
00:56:57,068 --> 00:57:00,921
No, I'd probably do like a couch
quilt or something. 
 

1063
00:57:00,929 --> 00:57:04,170
Yeah, but not even then because 
like, band teaser with a lot 
 

1064
00:57:04,178 --> 00:57:07,532
these days. 
Not pictures of your fucking 
 

1065
00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:09,910
family's faces. 
I just love that you're saying 


1066
00:57:09,918 --> 00:57:12,377
this right now, honey, because 
this is going to be a special 
 

1067
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:15,606
moment for some of our listeners
who are up to speed on Sister 
 

1068
00:57:15,614 --> 00:57:18,764
Wives, OK? 
And in the last season, which I 

1069
00:57:18,764 --> 00:57:23,943
 believe is season 20 at this 
point, there is a quilt, another

1070
00:57:23,943 --> 00:57:28,860

 quilt. 
Not this quilt that has shirts 


1071
00:57:28,868 --> 00:57:34,642
and different things that Meri 
has from Kody's past and Kody's 

1072
00:57:34,642 --> 00:57:39,622
 life that he asks her to 
disassemble to give him back the

1073
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:43,869

 shreds of his shirts from the 
quilt that she made of his 
 

1074
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:46,534
shirt. 
No, we can't. 
 

1075
00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,630
You know, we don't have the 
time. 
 

1076
00:57:47,638 --> 00:57:50,160
We don't have the, I don't have 
the energy, we don't have the 
 

1077
00:57:50,168 --> 00:57:52,090
personal strength to go down 
this rabbit hole right now. 
 

1078
00:57:52,098 --> 00:57:54,668
Also, I don't want to give 
anything away other than what I 

1079
00:57:54,668 --> 00:57:58,509
 already gave away. 
At the end of the day, Meri made

1080
00:57:58,509 --> 00:58:02,640

 a quilt of Kody and hers like 
banties and whatever at some 
 

1081
00:58:02,648 --> 00:58:05,716
point in time. 
So I love that you brought that 

1082
00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:08,735
 up because I'm just going to 
have to refer to you as Meri 
 

1083
00:58:08,743 --> 00:58:10,321
2.0. 
Oh my God. 
 

1084
00:58:10,329 --> 00:58:11,687
That's a beautiful. 
Thing. 
 

1085
00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:14,892
Oh my God, Oh my. 
God, your husband's going to be 

1086
00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:16,714
 so. 
Do you even realize how much 
 

1087
00:58:16,722 --> 00:58:18,367
work it is to make a quilt, 
Christopher? 
 

1088
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,565
It's so much fucking work. 
Apologies to everyone who's ever

1089
00:58:21,565 --> 00:58:23,160

 made a quilt for someone for 
their. 
 

1090
00:58:23,168 --> 00:58:24,608
High school. 
Graduation gift or something 
 

1091
00:58:24,616 --> 00:58:28,265
because I we don't mean to be 
offensive about quilt making a 


1092
00:58:28,273 --> 00:58:31,240
across the board. 
No, this is like faces. 
 

1093
00:58:31,248 --> 00:58:36,130
And quotes and it's hideous. 
My grandma and like one of my 
 

1094
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:39,515
like best aunties makes quilts 
and they're fucking amazing and 

1095
00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:43,232
 I have a few of them and I'm 
like cherish them. 
 

1096
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,930
However, faces. 
I know. 
 

1097
00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:48,838
And it's it's, it's a choice. 
It's and they're like school 
 

1098
00:58:48,846 --> 00:58:51,340
photos, by the way, they're not 
like cute funny photos. 
 

1099
00:58:51,348 --> 00:58:53,720
They're hard to say. 
Because it's not well done. 
 

1100
00:58:53,728 --> 00:58:56,198
It's just not well done. 
No, like it'd be funny. 
 

1101
00:58:56,206 --> 00:59:00,800
Maybe if they were like silly 
faces from like a gathering of 


1102
00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:04,520
smattering of photos, but Nope 
Nope Nope. 
 

1103
00:59:04,528 --> 00:59:11,217
School pictures. 
I'd be humiliated if I was them.

1104
00:59:11,217 --> 00:59:14,280

 
Now at this point, they start 

1105
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,120
playing the video for Logan, 
 
which is really cute. 

1106
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,400
They put it on is it and OK, 
 
well, parts of it are cute. 

1107
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,320
OK, thank you for asking. 
 
Thank you for asking. 

1108
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:26,080
Only parts of it are cute. 
 
So they start playing this video

1109
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,760
and unfortunately the first clip

 we get to see is Mckelty's bit

1110
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:36,480
now Mckelty, Mckelty, Mckelty. 

When you we were talking earlier

1111
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,320
and you were talking about how 

some of the children, how they 

1112
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,960
might have adjusted and how they

 might have whatever. 

1113
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,920
And someone who did not adjust 

well to her upbringing is 

1114
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,680
fucking Mckelty because to this 
 day she's obnoxious as fuck. 

1115
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,640
But her bit she thinks she's so 
 fucking funny. 

1116
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,320
She's like pretending to cry. 
 
So Logan leaving and then she's 

1117
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,520
like. 
 
Fake weapon tears. 

1118
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:03,240
And doing your coy little bit. 

Don't forget me, I'm your 

1119
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,960
favorite. 
 
Just remember that. 

1120
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,000
Now I have to add Mckelty to the

 list of people that you do so 

1121
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,880
well and it is the lamest 
 
fucking thing I may have ever 

1122
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,080
seen in my entire life. 
 
Now I hate to say it because I'm

1123
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,000
sure at this point, well no, I 

know Mckelty was a minor and I 

1124
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,040
you know it's tough to talk 
 
trash about children but someone

1125
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,840
has to and it is me. 
 
Mckelty, you fucking suck. 

1126
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,560
And that sucked and it was not 

funny. 

1127
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,480
I'm getting like secondhand 
 
embarrassment so hard. 

1128
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,274
And Janelle says, oh, I thought 
 that he was maybe going to 

1129
01:00:36,274 --> 01:00:38,880
watch a couple and then take it 
up to 
 his room and finish 

1130
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,850
watching. 
Watching it. 
 

1131
01:00:39,858 --> 01:00:45,579
No, he watches the whole thing 
with the whole family and I have

1132
01:00:45,579 --> 01:00:49,645

 second hand, third hand, 
fourth hand, fifth hand, all the

1133
01:00:49,645 --> 01:00:52,872
way to 
 the end of the hands. 
Embarrassment. 
 

1134
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,407
You like I got my 20 second hand
embarrassment. 
 

1135
01:00:55,415 --> 01:00:57,640
I got my toes out. 
Yeah. 
 

1136
01:00:57,648 --> 01:01:00,415
I'm so embarrassed. 
You've got to count my toes too.

1137
01:01:00,415 --> 01:01:00,640

 
Yeah. 

1138
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,720
Oh honey, count my toes. 
 
Oh, he's got one toe. 

1139
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,920
He doesn't have toes. 
 
Now the reason honey, that I 

1140
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,680
said it was cute is because we 

do get one cute moment with 

1141
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,560
Maddie's little video. 
 
That was cute. 

1142
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,720
Was it? 
 
Yes, it was, she goes on. 

1143
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,400
OK, so it's it's a little long, 
 I don't know, but she talks 

1144
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,120
about when they were little kids

 and how Logan said he would 

1145
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,440
protect her from anything, 
 
including. 

1146
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,680
She's already fucking told this 
 story before. 

1147
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,960
I know, but OK, so she I love 
 
you. 

1148
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,720
What the hell is what's 
 
happening in this episode? 

1149
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,400
Because now you're saying that 

oh, we're just supposed to be 

1150
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,880
insensitive because she's shared

 it before. 

1151
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,920
It seems like it's regurgitating

 knowing that she knows people 

1152
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:50,400
think it's cute. 
 
I feel like she's like smirking 

1153
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,280
in the clip, like she knows 
 
people liked this and so she's 

1154
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,746
going to repeat the same story. 
 

1155
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:59,350
No, the reason you guys. 
OK, so she shares the story, 
 

1156
01:01:59,358 --> 01:02:01,628
which we have already talked 
about on the show because she 
 

1157
01:02:01,636 --> 01:02:03,656
has shared it. 
OK, yes, he says, I'll protect 


1158
01:02:03,664 --> 01:02:04,936
you from anything, little 
sister. 
 

1159
01:02:04,944 --> 01:02:07,335
You're a great friend. 
I'm going to protect you even 
 

1160
01:02:07,343 --> 01:02:09,984
from tornadoes because she was 
so scared of tornadoes. 
 

1161
01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:12,770
So she's sharing the story on 
this video. 
 

1162
01:02:12,778 --> 01:02:15,605
And yes, Kimber is tearing her 
to shreds unnecessarily. 
 

1163
01:02:15,613 --> 01:02:18,072
So because it's not that. 
It's not. 
 

1164
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,725
I mean, it is what it is. 
Yes, she's shared it before. 
 

1165
01:02:20,733 --> 01:02:24,784
But as the clip is playing on 
the TV, they cut over to her on 

1166
01:02:24,784 --> 01:02:27,824
 the couch and she is crying. 
She is red faced. 
 

1167
01:02:27,832 --> 01:02:31,315
She is like feeling the feels 
about how much she loves her 
 

1168
01:02:31,323 --> 01:02:33,626
brother. 
I can't even believe that I'm 
 

1169
01:02:33,634 --> 01:02:36,690
defending Maddie at this moment.
OK, the only reason that might 


1170
01:02:36,698 --> 01:02:39,594
be special is because she's 
like, please don't leave me 
 

1171
01:02:39,602 --> 01:02:42,774
here. 
Going. 
 

1172
01:02:42,782 --> 01:02:47,835
God, don't leave Abby Norman. 
Shared In this episode, I'm 
 

1173
01:02:47,843 --> 01:02:51,847
going to call you a heartless 
bitch because this was really 
 

1174
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,244
cute. 
It really was. 
 

1175
01:02:53,252 --> 01:02:57,619
She wraps it up by saying like 
you ended up being such a great 

1176
01:02:57,619 --> 01:03:00,660
 Big Brother and like a 
fantastic best friend and I'm 

1177
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:03,165
going to 
 miss you. 
Yeah, she doesn't want to be 
 

1178
01:03:03,173 --> 01:03:07,294
fucking left alone with this 
goddamn family. 
 

1179
01:03:07,302 --> 01:03:11,376
Holy. 
Fuck, I don't know how else you 

1180
01:03:11,376 --> 01:03:12,932
 get anything different from 
that. 
 

1181
01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:17,925
She's like, God damn it, Logan's
fucking leaving and I'm sad. 
 

1182
01:03:17,933 --> 01:03:23,290
Like, she is one of the children
that's like, ready to get out of

1183
01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:25,161

 here. 
And she's like, Oh my God, like.

1184
01:03:25,161 --> 01:03:26,720

 
Turns out I'm the one with a 

1185
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,360
heart on this podcast. 
 
I mean, I think. 

1186
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,560
Oh, did you hear that pause? 
 
I'm leaving that pause in 

1187
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,120
because. 
 
I think when my sister left, I 

1188
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,961
was a little Jelly in the belly.

 

1189
01:03:38,969 --> 01:03:41,929
I was a little like, God damn, 
you know, like, fair enough. 
 

1190
01:03:41,937 --> 01:03:43,760
I want to be where you're at 
right now. 
 

1191
01:03:43,768 --> 01:03:47,316
And I think a lot of siblings 
that are close in age and me and

1192
01:03:47,316 --> 01:03:50,292

 my sister at a three-year age 
gap said three years after she 


1193
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,054
fucking left me to live it out 
by myself. 
 

1194
01:03:53,062 --> 01:03:59,036
And I think that Maddie is one 
year off and she's like just sad

1195
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,675

 and wishing she was going with
him. 
 

1196
01:04:01,683 --> 01:04:04,040
I don't know if how heartfelt 
that is. 
 

1197
01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:06,464
I don't, I don't even know what 
to say. 
 

1198
01:04:06,472 --> 01:04:09,789
It felt like I, I, I hear you, 
honey. 
 

1199
01:04:09,797 --> 01:04:13,128
OK, well so all of us 
traumatized by the older 
 

1200
01:04:13,136 --> 01:04:15,336
siblings that left us first that
wasn't. 
 

1201
01:04:15,344 --> 01:04:18,850
You, you can't speak. 
On it you shut your dirty whore 

1202
01:04:18,850 --> 01:04:19,496
 mouth. 
You. 
 

1203
01:04:19,504 --> 01:04:23,068
Can't speak on it. 
I'll remember that, I'll 
 

1204
01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:25,412
remember that. 
Holy shit. 
 

1205
01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:29,730
Well, some other people talk, 
including Hunter, which was like

1206
01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:31,414

 whatever, Kody, which was 
whatever. 
 

1207
01:04:31,422 --> 01:04:35,320
Janelle wraps us up with 
something that literally did 
 

1208
01:04:35,328 --> 01:04:38,730
bring tears to my eyes. 
So if you say this was not 
 

1209
01:04:38,738 --> 01:04:41,820
heartfelt, then I'm going to 
condemn you to hell forever. 
 

1210
01:04:41,828 --> 01:04:45,090
Janelle says something like, you
know, you've basically been a 
 

1211
01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:49,375
perfect son, so now it's time 
for you to do something for you,

1212
01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:52,040

 like work hard, study hard, 
play hard. 
 

1213
01:04:52,048 --> 01:04:55,088
And it fades out. 
And as she's talking, it's one 


1214
01:04:55,096 --> 01:04:58,160
of the most like, I don't know, 
it's just it's Janelle being 
 

1215
01:04:58,168 --> 01:04:59,717
very real. 
She's being very real. 
 

1216
01:04:59,725 --> 01:05:02,416
She wants the best for her son 
and you can tell. 
 

1217
01:05:02,424 --> 01:05:05,008
Like she's not being a guilt 
ridden mother for overbearing 
 

1218
01:05:05,016 --> 01:05:08,592
him from a young age with her 
burdens. 
 

1219
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:15,785
I guess that's true. 
It just came across to me as 
 

1220
01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:18,676
like, the thing about Janelle, 
she doesn't emote a lot, right? 

1221
01:05:18,676 --> 01:05:20,160
 
Like she doesn't give us a lot 

1222
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,080
of like highs and lows and 
 
feelings. 

1223
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:27,040
So for her to say something 
 
like, I want you to do something

1224
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,160
for you, it's almost like she's 
 recognizing even in a moment, 

1225
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:36,080
and it might not be, you know, 

waited appropriately, but she is

1226
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,040
saying I want you to do 
 
something for you. 

1227
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,360
And that's what touched me is 
 
because it's almost like she's 

1228
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:44,600
kind of acknowledging like you 

did a lot for everybody else and

1229
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,240
we parentified you and blah, 
 
blah, blah. 

1230
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:51,680
She's acknowledging that she 
 
fucked up, so good on you. 

1231
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,160
And for those of us with the 
 
heart it touched, yes. 

1232
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,920
It was it was touching, but at 

the same time it was like self 

1233
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,560
gratifying. 
 
Again, I'm going to tell you to 

1234
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,160
like move on. 
 
Do something for yourself for 

1235
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,360
once. 
 
Like that's your fucking child, 

1236
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,480
bitch. 
 
She's standing there with Kody's

1237
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:12,720
arm around her shoulder in the 

clip and it's this weird, like 

1238
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:17,400
forced, oh, what are you going 

to say to your child now? 

1239
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,160
And Kody's standing there with 

his arm around her and it's like

1240
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,320
awkward. 
 
And this is what she said. 

1241
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:26,640
And I don't, I'm not trying to 

sound like heartless all of a 

1242
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,960
sudden. 
 
I just think a lot of these 

1243
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,840
people are being like so fucking

 self-serving right now. 

1244
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,040
And they're not. 
 
I don't know how to say it, but 

1245
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,520
I was supposed. 
 
To say like, hope you fucking 

1246
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,480
survive. 
 
I mean like it's touching. 

1247
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,240
Moment I love you so much. 
 
Like thank you for everything 

1248
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,880
that you've done for me and for 
 this family. 

1249
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:49,400
Like I just seems like a self 
 
gratifying in a way, like 

1250
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,880
unburdening herself. 
 
Sure. 

1251
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,000
Unburdened Janelle. 
 
Yeah. 

1252
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,680
Unburdened. 
 
Were you unburdened in that 

1253
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,400
moment? 
 
Logan looks legit touched and 

1254
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,480
pleased with their heartfelt 
 
messages. 

1255
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,880
He does of course, except for 
 
Mckelty because she's an idiot. 

1256
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,600
But literally like everyone 
 
else's message, she's watching 

1257
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:12,040
it and looking like, you know, 

other than when the younger kids

1258
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,520
are throwing shit in his face. 

Oh, they were like tearing up 

1259
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,600
their wrapping paper from his 
 
quilt. 

1260
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,000
From his quilt gift, you know, 

he does look like he's 

1261
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,520
legitimately touched and you 
 
know, that's, that's cute to 

1262
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,320
see. 
 
They start playing a bunch of 

1263
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:31,520
cornball music here, cornball 
 
music, cornball music, and. 

1264
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,440
Kody, of course, has made a plan

 for everyone to go visit the 

1265
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:38,160
properties. 
 
We can't end a season without 

1266
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:42,320
visiting the property. 
 
Yes, the cul-de-sac to see the 

1267
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,520
progress, to check it out with 

Logan before he leaves, because 

1268
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,360
of course, well, Logan's going 

to be moving 1/2 hour away, 

1269
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,093
which basically means to like a 
 suburb of the city they live 

1270
01:07:51,093 --> 01:07:53,304
in. 
So we've got to make the 
 

1271
01:07:53,312 --> 01:07:56,586
journey, the pilgrimage, not to 
Jerusalem, not to Nauvoo, but to

1272
01:07:56,586 --> 01:08:00,232

 their properties at the end of
a cul-de-sac down the street. 
 

1273
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,770
So then, of course, Kody has 
this voice over talking about 
 

1274
01:08:03,778 --> 01:08:07,500
how more kids will be making 
plans to leave the nest after 
 

1275
01:08:07,508 --> 01:08:11,852
they move into these houses. 
But he's most anxious about Meri

1276
01:08:11,852 --> 01:08:14,806

 making a decision about having
another baby. 
 

1277
01:08:14,814 --> 01:08:19,464
So Oh my God, this other plot 
point that we cannot escape the 

1278
01:08:19,464 --> 01:08:21,935
 houses and the baby. 
Which is so forest. 
 

1279
01:08:21,943 --> 01:08:25,185
And then of course, we're 
showing Logan packing his car 
 

1280
01:08:25,193 --> 01:08:29,649
kind of at the same time, and 
Meri is filming Logan packing 
 

1281
01:08:29,658 --> 01:08:33,868
his car up and mentions, oh, you
forgot the quilt. 
 

1282
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:41,774
And he's like, don't worry, I 
was just going back to get that.

1283
01:08:41,774 --> 01:08:46,720

 
Also with this voice over from 

1284
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,680
Kody, he talks about how Robyn 

is offered up the surrogacy and 

1285
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,640
how they've set up their 
 
planning to move into the houses

1286
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,279
and to get settled and Meri 
 
needs to make her decision yes 

1287
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,120
or no, which we've talked about 
 before. 

1288
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:02,120
Every commercial break leading 

up is yes or no. 

1289
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:06,319
Yep, surrogacy versus in vitro 

and Meri wants to do in vitro 

1290
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:08,279
and thinks she should carry the 
 baby. 

1291
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:12,200
And it's their decision, yes or 
 no, and that's what they're 

1292
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,560
going to do. 
 
After they move into the houses,

1293
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:19,200
he wants a decision for the 
 
well-being of the family. 

1294
01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:24,080
We need to know is it really the

 well-being of the family? 

1295
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,600
I mean no. 
 
It is not the well-being of the 

1296
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,720
family God. 
 
It is a plot point for the third

1297
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:33,680
or fourth season in a row. 
 
All right, so the entire Brown 

1298
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,560
family, the whole clan arrives 

at the new homes on the 

1299
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:40,560
cul-de-sac and the framing is 
 
going up and everyone's excited 

1300
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,000
to see the progress. 
 
We do get shots of the houses 

1301
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,800
actually being built and it's 
 
interesting to see houses going 

1302
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,399
up. 
 
I mean, it's a lot framing. 

1303
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,359
I shouldn't say interesting. 
 
It's just framing. 

1304
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:53,800
I don't know why I said it was 

interesting. 

1305
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,400
It's not. 
 
Janelle says it's really cool to

1306
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:01,254
see the houses and Robyn has to,

 I don't want to say one of 

1307
01:10:01,254 --> 01:10:04,720
her, but she has to counter with
her 
 explanation her. 

1308
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:06,800
I don't know what the word is 
 
not. 

1309
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:12,480
Whatever her commentary. 
 
Her commentary? 

1310
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:16,840
I know it's like all of a sudden

 it's real. 

1311
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:21,080
It's roll necklace clinking, 
 
clinking, clinking. 

1312
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:25,040
Yeah, her necklace, was she 
 
wearing the IT was like the the 

1313
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,280
circle with the pen. 
 
She was. 

1314
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,240
Wearing like a big jump ring, 
 
yeah. 

1315
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,800
OK, OK. 
 
It's a bunch of pendants hanging

1316
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:31,880
on the bottom. 
 
Yeah. 

1317
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:35,560
And she's like, I know. 
 
It's like all of a sudden it's. 

1318
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,040
Roll. 
 
It's roll. 

1319
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,040
It's roll. 
 
Fucking Robyn. 

1320
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,080
It's like roll. 
 
And because this is the show 

1321
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,160
that we're watching, and because

 this is the show that you're 

1322
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:50,360
listening about us watching, the

 mission statement topic has to

1323
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,360
come up again, where Kody says 

that he thinks they should work 

1324
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,880
on creating the written vision 

of their family to coincide with

1325
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:02,080
the new houses being built. 
 
Oh, he's such a wise man. 

1326
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:06,040
He's such a thoughtful man. 
 
He's such a bright man. 

1327
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:10,080
It's a good time to write the 
 
family mission statement. 

1328
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,600
And we get to see a flashback to

 the dinner with the Darger 

1329
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,640
sister, cousins and their 
 
husbands. 

1330
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,240
Sister, cousins and their 
 
husbands. 

1331
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,320
Oh my God. 
 
Oh my God. 

1332
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,520
And what did he say? 
 
Remember you, you, you pointed 

1333
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,560
out what he said, how at the 
 
time when he was in business, 

1334
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:29,880
because, you know, he's a 
 
business major. 

1335
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,896
And at the time it was in Vogue.

 

1336
01:11:31,904 --> 01:11:34,624
It was. 
It was in vogue when I was in 
 

1337
01:11:34,632 --> 01:11:36,640
Business School to write a 
mission statement. 
 

1338
01:11:36,648 --> 01:11:40,414
Like in Vogue. 
Like give me a fucking break. 
 

1339
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:43,269
Who says that? 
Oh my God. 
 

1340
01:11:43,277 --> 01:11:45,703
Marilyn Monroe, Dietrich and 
DiMaggio. 
 

1341
01:11:45,711 --> 01:11:49,448
Yes, thank you, thank you, thank
you. 
 

1342
01:11:49,456 --> 01:11:52,068
Don't just stand there. 
Let's get to it. 
 

1343
01:11:52,076 --> 01:11:55,174
Please, Joe. 
Let's write a mission statement.

1344
01:11:55,174 --> 01:11:55,440

 
No. 

1345
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,720
Let's write a mission statement,

 Vogue. 

1346
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,200
I lost it. 
 
It wasn't that bad. 

1347
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,240
It wasn't. 
 
That bad? 

1348
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,160
It wasn't that bad to it. 
 
You know, Kody tells us that as 

1349
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,040
a family, we need to sit down 
 
and discuss these things because

1350
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,000
I think we all have different 
 
visions in our head of what this

1351
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,440
means, and we need to bring it 

together for one vision. 

1352
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,455
And Oh my God, Meri has to jump 
 in with her precious pearls, 

1353
01:12:19,455 --> 01:12:22,820
her wisdom, and she's, of 
course, on 
 the verge of tears 

1354
01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:26,600
and then starts crying. 
 
We wouldn't be here without if 

1355
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,120
we weren't all committed. 
 
We know the commitment is 

1356
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:34,280
already there. 
 
I mean, there's been times that 

1357
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:38,240
probably every one of us would 

have walked out that door. 

1358
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,920
My gosh, Kody thinks that they 

need to help the kids feel the 

1359
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:50,880
nostalgia by writing a mission 

statement. 

1360
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:59,880
And this is the moment of the 
 
entire season for me. 

1361
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,840
Oh God, what is the moment, 
 
darling? 

1362
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:07,000
Kody is wearing a purple shirt 

with rivets on the pockets and 

1363
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,960
down the front and the pocket 
 
says. 

1364
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,600
Oh yeah. 
 
Guess G. 

1365
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:21,160
Guess G. 
 
He was never wearing Prada. 

1366
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:25,280
It was guess, as one of our 
 
viewers so kindly pointed out. 

1367
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:31,120
Yes, it probably was. 
 
And you know, I kind of after 

1368
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,960
that was mentioned earlier on, 

but yeah, they're probably 

1369
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,400
right. 
 
But it was just pointed out 

1370
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:41,000
blatantly here that it was 
 
guessed jeans and this purple 

1371
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,644
shirt with the rivets all over. 
 

1372
01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:46,682
And I want to know, with all 
these layers and all of the 
 

1373
01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:52,092
things that the women are doing,
were they being sponsored by the

1374
01:13:52,092 --> 01:13:54,283

 Buckle? 
I think that might have been a 


1375
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,676
little too hip for them at the 
time, don't you think? 
 

1376
01:13:56,684 --> 01:13:59,863
I don't know. 
I mean, Robyn was a guest jeans 

1377
01:13:59,863 --> 01:14:01,920
 model, right? 
And now Kody's Rain guests. 
 

1378
01:14:01,928 --> 01:14:04,354
No, no, no, she was a Diesel 
Jeans. 
 

1379
01:14:04,362 --> 01:14:09,156
Model shit even higher brow. 
This is a Diesel jeans fuck she 

1380
01:14:09,156 --> 01:14:11,600
 wore to JC Penney's or 
something once. 
 

1381
01:14:11,608 --> 01:14:15,305
OK, well there's that. 
You know, if they were, I'm just

1382
01:14:15,305 --> 01:14:18,158

 curious because I had friends 
that worked at the buckle and 
 

1383
01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:23,176
like the rule was at least like 
4 layers at a time so the Browns

1384
01:14:23,176 --> 01:14:26,387

 would fit right on in with 
that they. 
 

1385
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:27,800
Totally would. 
They totally would. 
 

1386
01:14:27,808 --> 01:14:34,330
And these jeans with the big ol,
you know, stitching down and 
 

1387
01:14:34,338 --> 01:14:38,198
guess shirts and. 
Very of the time, yeah, it is 
 

1388
01:14:38,206 --> 01:14:40,668
good to know that guess was 
probably the outcome. 
 

1389
01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:43,540
It is funny that we were going, 
could it be Prada? 
 

1390
01:14:43,548 --> 01:14:45,486
And we're like why? 
Why would it be Prada? 
 

1391
01:14:45,494 --> 01:14:48,020
What's happening? 
The guess label wasn't on it at 

1392
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:50,238
 all. 
It was like just the outline and

1393
01:14:50,238 --> 01:14:54,312

 thinking of it now, maybe they
had to black it out, but it was 

1394
01:14:54,312 --> 01:14:59,143
 weird at the time and it was 
like trying to be a flex type of

1395
01:14:59,143 --> 01:15:02,575

 thing. 
But Guess also was super popular

1396
01:15:02,575 --> 01:15:07,295

 at this time and like the 
guest ads were like the sexy 

1397
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:10,560
thing. 
 
So it is weird too that it would

1398
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,640
be Guess because Guess is known 
 as like a sexy brand. 

1399
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,760
Yeah, it was like Anna Nicole 
 
Smith was a guest model. 

1400
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,200
Yeah, for sure. 
 
Like it was not a polygamous 

1401
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,840
brand. 
 
No, I guess the whole thing. 

1402
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,266
I guess the whole thing, right. 
 

1403
01:15:25,274 --> 01:15:29,250
Fucking confusing whether it was
Prada or Guest, but it was. 
 

1404
01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,706
Guess yeah. 
And as the montage of Logan 
 

1405
01:15:31,714 --> 01:15:35,300
hugging everyone goodbye at the 
property starts, the soundtrack 

1406
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:40,875
 begins with Sarah McLachlan 
building a mystery about the 
 

1407
01:15:40,883 --> 01:15:44,158
guest jeans. 
There's not dogs and puppies 
 

1408
01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:47,120
crying and singing in the arms 
of the. 
 

1409
01:15:47,128 --> 01:15:51,695
Instead it was Kody was wearing 
guests all along. 
 

1410
01:15:51,703 --> 01:15:55,068
So thank you for guessing 
probably correctly listener yes,

1411
01:15:55,068 --> 01:15:58,660

 for giving us that we. 
Appreciate you for that. 
 

1412
01:15:58,668 --> 01:16:03,200
Yes, you're probably right. 
Christine starts listing off all

1413
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:08,535

 of the graduating children and
the order that they are about to

1414
01:16:08,535 --> 01:16:11,585

 graduate and oh boy, we get 
gems. 
 

1415
01:16:11,593 --> 01:16:15,060
We get a lot of gems here. 
Yeah, Christine has a literal 
 

1416
01:16:15,068 --> 01:16:16,892
like paragraph of blah blah 
blah. 
 

1417
01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,304
I don't even know if I can do a 
Christine voice. 
 

1418
01:16:19,312 --> 01:16:21,507
Do I have the strength? 
No. 
 

1419
01:16:21,515 --> 01:16:26,741
It can't be too late. 
We have to unite there to get 
 

1420
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:31,440
these kids to want to come back 
home. 
 

1421
01:16:31,448 --> 01:16:36,732
Home. 
Get them to come back home. 
 

1422
01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:40,588
And maybe start with having 
Christmas there or something. 
 

1423
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:45,932
And then Robyn has to say it 
will be the last Christmas with 

1424
01:16:45,932 --> 01:16:50,572
 Leon and Aspen at home. 
And then she looks at Meri, and 

1425
01:16:50,572 --> 01:16:53,988
 Meri starts to cry. 
They're all crying. 
 

1426
01:16:53,996 --> 01:16:58,726
Don't say that, Don't say that, 
says Meri. 
 

1427
01:16:58,734 --> 01:17:03,658
Robyn, we'll get the house. 
We'll get the house before 
 

1428
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:06,120
Christmas Day. 
We'll push. 
 

1429
01:17:06,128 --> 01:17:11,908
We'll push as hard as I push 
Saul out my pussy. 
 

1430
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:15,290
We'll push. 
Which if we if I remember 
 

1431
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:20,429
correctly, was more about like 
Saul just came out. 
 

1432
01:17:20,437 --> 01:17:23,812
Pushing him out. 
Pushing him out. 
 

1433
01:17:23,820 --> 01:17:27,700
Pushing him out, because 
remember. 
 

1434
01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:33,580
Solomon. 
Uncle Stepdaddy Paul was there 


1435
01:17:33,588 --> 01:17:35,580
to document the whole thing. 
It was very chill. 
 

1436
01:17:35,588 --> 01:17:38,402
It was very cool. 
So if Robyn has anything to do 


1437
01:17:38,410 --> 01:17:42,000
with it, she's going to push his
hard for them to get into these 

1438
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,580
 homes at Christmas as she 
pushed Solomon out of that loose

1439
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:51,307

 vagina. 
Allegedly. 
 

1440
01:17:51,315 --> 01:17:53,307
Lewis allegedly. 
Loose. 
 

1441
01:17:53,315 --> 01:17:55,624
Allegedly loose. 
Very tight. 
 

1442
01:17:55,632 --> 01:17:59,592
Just from alleged rumors we've 
heard, it's not. 
 

1443
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,046
True alleged. 
Very alleged. 
 

1444
01:18:02,054 --> 01:18:05,715
After, you know, Robyn reassures
Meri that they're going to get 


1445
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:09,674
in the houses before Christmas 
and that she'll push, she'll 
 

1446
01:18:09,682 --> 01:18:11,130
have. 
We'll push. 
 

1447
01:18:11,138 --> 01:18:14,076
She'll have a Lamaze over these 
houses, Meri says. 
 

1448
01:18:14,084 --> 01:18:17,355
I'm just not ready for Leon to 
leave. 
 

1449
01:18:17,363 --> 01:18:21,579
Leon keeps saying to me we need 
to move into these houses as 
 

1450
01:18:21,587 --> 01:18:24,153
soon as we can because I'm going
to be gone. 
 

1451
01:18:24,161 --> 01:18:29,080
And so they just want to have as
much time as they can. 
 

1452
01:18:29,088 --> 01:18:32,498
Mama. 
I want to feel rich for once in 

1453
01:18:32,498 --> 01:18:37,669
 my life before I move on. 
Mama. 
 

1454
01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:42,542
Leon's just going like I'm a 
selfish bitch and I want to be 


1455
01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:45,685
in a nice house before I leave 
and this has been a shit show 
 

1456
01:18:45,693 --> 01:18:48,681
and I'm a spoiled brat. 
I'm hello before I'm going to be

1457
01:18:48,681 --> 01:18:52,292

 a doctor and have to live with
the dorms and I have to like 
 

1458
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,550
sleep on the floor in the 
emergency room. 
 

1459
01:18:54,558 --> 01:18:58,480
I'd really like to live with 
these homes because you get me 


1460
01:18:58,488 --> 01:19:01,530
in here. 
Do you think that will will push

1461
01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:05,200

 to get into these homes? 
Mama Meri. 
 

1462
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:11,275
Oh my gosh. 
Sorry, Leon, we actually don't 


1463
01:19:11,283 --> 01:19:15,656
hate you. 
No, I just admit Leon sound like

1464
01:19:15,656 --> 01:19:21,549

 one of the Sandersons. 
Mixed with a lamb of some sort. 

1465
01:19:21,549 --> 01:19:23,680
 
So it's we're talking about 

1466
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,680
Christmas. 
 
So, you know, ladies and 

1467
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,680
gentlemen, boys and girls, 
 
listeners of all ages, shapes 

1468
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:32,680
and sizes of this podcast. 
 
We're approaching the end of 

1469
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,360
this episode. 
 
And Kody has to, of course, wrap

1470
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:39,920
up the episode because this is 

Kody's show, as he's let us know

1471
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,000
before. 
 
This is Kody's show. 

1472
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,702
And he tells us, since Logan was

 born, I've always tried to 

1473
01:19:45,702 --> 01:19:49,760
view that we are one family. 
 
So I feel like we're giving our 

1474
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,480
kids a very solid foundation and

 a family experience. 

1475
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,520
It's been a very grounding 
 
place. 

1476
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:00,480
They've had all these siblings 

and this big family, all my 

1477
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:03,080
children. 
 
I believe they're going to be 

1478
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,520
very good citizens of the 
 
planet. 

1479
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:09,840
He didn't say of the planet. 
 
And I believe that this is 

1480
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,520
because of the experience that 

they've had growing up in this 

1481
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:18,120
big family together. 
 
And now, OK, I mean, what I 

1482
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,480
think he's trying to say is that

 his kids are going to turn out

1483
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:26,000
to be good people because 
 
they've all had this warm, large

1484
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,400
family in their upbringing and 

we. 

1485
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,360
Yeah, now blah blah blah. 
 
Now cut 2. 

1486
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,320
In recent years, it hasn't been 
 the case. 

1487
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:38,080
They've been in separate homes, 
 and as Christina's told us, 

1488
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,240
their family is failing and 
 
falling apart. 

1489
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,880
So Kody's like, I need to bring 
 these kids together so that we 

1490
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:47,120
can be producing outstanding 
 
citizens. 

1491
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:52,822
I think what he's trying to say,

 my dear friend, is that 

1492
01:20:52,822 --> 01:20:55,270
they've become tolerant of each 
other. 
 

1493
01:20:55,278 --> 01:21:00,055
And so they'll be tolerant of 
the world and be good citizens. 

1494
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:02,680
 
Had to learn to be tolerant of 

1495
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:06,840
the Mckelty's of the family, the

 Janelle's of the family, the 

1496
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:09,400
Robyns of the family. 
 
No. 

1497
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,720
And so they're going to be good 
 citizens. 

1498
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,080
I love. 
 
Janelle is on this list for you.

1499
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,680
Mckelty. 
 
Janelle and Robyn like oh. 

1500
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,692
And the Christians, the naivete.

 

1501
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,600
Thank you. 
I can support the world. 
 

1502
01:21:23,608 --> 01:21:26,112
I can, absolutely. 
The marries, the particulars, 
 

1503
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:30,810
you know, they've grown up in 
this large of the family, the 
 

1504
01:21:30,818 --> 01:21:35,840
code bodies, the narcissists of 
the world, they're going to be 


1505
01:21:35,848 --> 01:21:40,424
well-rounded citizens because 
they've had to deal with every 


1506
01:21:40,432 --> 01:21:45,990
single fucking personality type 
in the world in this large 
 

1507
01:21:45,998 --> 01:21:48,780
dynamic family. 
It's almost like when your 
 

1508
01:21:48,788 --> 01:21:50,800
parents insist that you try 
foods. 
 

1509
01:21:50,808 --> 01:21:52,676
Yeah. 
So that you know, if you like 
 

1510
01:21:52,684 --> 01:21:55,960
them or not. 
You know, it's almost like maybe

1511
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,920

 it's not like that at all, 
but. 

1512
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:01,120
Let's get into mousse bouche of 
 people in this family and let's

1513
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,680
see how we all react together. 

And then you're going to be a 

1514
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,680
well-rounded citizen because 
 
you've had to taste all the 

1515
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,120
flavors. 
 
Kennedy's not the only one with 

1516
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,040
a charcuterie board on this 
 
episode. 

1517
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:13,920
The Brown family is a 
 
charcuterie board. 

1518
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,880
You don't like olives? 
 
Tough shit. 

1519
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,640
It's touching. 
 
That salami you're going to eat?

1520
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,040
You don't like rotten cheese? 
 
Too bad, avoid it. 

1521
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:24,840
Rotten cheese. 
 
I'm not talking about my quality

1522
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,960
at all. 
 
They're just on the circuitry 

1523
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,880
board in general. 
 
Some good flavors, some 

1524
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,960
disgusting flavors, and the 
 
entire spectrum in between. 

1525
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:36,040
Now you got the crackers. 
 
Oh, this is give me some. 

1526
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:38,800
Just give me a cracker. 
 
Literally. 

1527
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:40,466
All a bunch of fucking crackers.

 

1528
01:22:40,474 --> 01:22:44,644
Boys, not only does he love some
spuds, but he can eat a cracker.

1529
01:22:44,644 --> 01:22:46,600

 
I don't need some of these 

1530
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,360
dynamic flavors in my mouth. 
 
I could use it just like a 

1531
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:50,760
buttercup. 
 
A Raisin. 

1532
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,320
A Raisin. 
 
There's a bunch of raisins in 

1533
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:53,960
this. 
 
Family. 

1534
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,320
There are some reasons in this 

family and it's like, are they 

1535
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,800
inedible? 
 
Are. 

1536
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,640
They a blueberry Raisin. 
 
Are they a grape Raisin? 

1537
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:05,240
Are they a crazin? 
 
Are you excited about them being

1538
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,600
in your mouth now? 
 
The worst part about this entire

1539
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,800
episode for me was that the 
 
episode ends with Robyn hugging 

1540
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:17,200
Logan at the cul-de-sac. 
 
Like, oh, Robyn's going to give 

1541
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:21,240
him a farewell embrace. 
 
And I'm like, puke, puke, vomit 

1542
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:24,368
because Robyn has been the least

 impactful parent to this 

1543
01:23:24,368 --> 01:23:26,906
child. 
He's off to college and we have 

1544
01:23:26,906 --> 01:23:29,120
 to give her the nice edit? 
Fuck that. 
 

1545
01:23:29,128 --> 01:23:32,134
Like, OK, so her sister made a 
disgusting quilt. 
 

1546
01:23:32,142 --> 01:23:34,042
Yeah. 
I don't know. 
 

1547
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:38,824
I wish they'd shown him peeling 
out of the cul-de-sac with the 


1548
01:23:38,832 --> 01:23:41,760
fucking quilt squealing between 
his tires. 
 

1549
01:23:41,768 --> 01:23:45,160
That was so good. 
He's like bye bitches. 
 

1550
01:23:45,168 --> 01:23:48,176
Peace out, Girl Scouts. 
Yes, shoot. 
 

1551
01:23:48,184 --> 01:23:51,580
Eat my shit. 
So good. 
 

1552
01:23:51,588 --> 01:23:53,260
Squealing tires. 
Logan leaving. 
 

1553
01:23:53,268 --> 01:23:56,400
That would have been a better 
way to end the episode. 
 

1554
01:23:56,408 --> 01:23:58,856
Yeah, Cuddle monkey, you failed 
us again. 
 

1555
01:23:58,864 --> 01:24:01,975
As per usual. 
Usual and another end of a 
 

1556
01:24:01,983 --> 01:24:03,992
season with us at the 
cul-de-sac. 
 

1557
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:08,040
There were no kites. 
There was no fake wine there. 
 

1558
01:24:08,048 --> 01:24:11,242
Was some framing. 
There was some framing and there

1559
01:24:11,242 --> 01:24:14,326

 was a horrible hug between 
Robyn and Logan. 
 

1560
01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:19,442
Darling, how do you feel? 
I feel like they just keep 
 

1561
01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:24,568
bringing us on back to the 
cul-de-sac and the baby and I'm 

1562
01:24:24,568 --> 01:24:28,240
 uncomfortable with it all. 
Yeah, leaving my ass just a 
 

1563
01:24:28,248 --> 01:24:30,588
little trapped. 
Oh a chapped ass. 
 

1564
01:24:30,596 --> 01:24:33,992
I love how I said oh a chapped 
ass. 
 

1565
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:38,990
Like not a fan of a chapped ass.
I'm really hoping that in season

1566
01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:44,040

 6 we are not ending at a 
cul-de-sac with no homes. 
 

1567
01:24:44,048 --> 01:24:48,145
End with Meri deciding whether 
she's going to have a baby or 
 

1568
01:24:48,153 --> 01:24:51,398
not. 
We better not end there again or

1569
01:24:51,398 --> 01:24:56,275

 I'm going to need my insurance
company to provide some baby 
 

1570
01:24:56,283 --> 01:25:01,043
appointments for my ass or I'm 
going to need to call a Robyn 
 

1571
01:25:01,051 --> 01:25:05,400
and be like, you owe me some 
fucking Boudreaux. 
 

1572
01:25:05,408 --> 01:25:09,412
Butt cream. 
Robyn probably has like 17 
 

1573
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:12,640
bottles of it, even though she 
hasn't had a baby in like 27 
 

1574
01:25:12,648 --> 01:25:14,432
years. 
She's like, I got to make sure I

1575
01:25:14,432 --> 01:25:15,976

 whored up on the Boudreaux's 
butt cream. 
 

1576
01:25:15,984 --> 01:25:18,694
I put it on my herpes lips that 
night. 
 

1577
01:25:18,702 --> 01:25:23,064
And I put it under my eyes to 
help with the bags and it's 
 

1578
01:25:23,072 --> 01:25:25,180
like, Oh my God, put it on your 
goiter, girl. 
 

1579
01:25:25,188 --> 01:25:29,941
Your goiter. 
OK you guys, you've made it to 


1580
01:25:29,949 --> 01:25:34,601
the end of season 5 with us. 
Please stick around for our last

1581
01:25:34,601 --> 01:25:37,014

 little bit here. 
Mustard seed and shit stain 
 

1582
01:25:37,022 --> 01:25:37,980
have. 
You made it. 
 

1583
01:25:37,988 --> 01:25:40,645
Please say you've made it. 
Please let us know you made it. 

1584
01:25:40,645 --> 01:25:40,840
 
Please. 

1585
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:43,137
Raise your hand if you're safe. 
 

1586
01:25:43,145 --> 01:25:46,960
Let us know if you need butt 
ointment as well. 
 

1587
01:25:46,968 --> 01:25:50,103
If you need Boudreaux's butt 
paste, just go on Amazon about 


1588
01:25:50,111 --> 01:25:52,555
yourself. 
We're not going to send you any 

1589
01:25:52,555 --> 01:25:55,740
 now, mustard seed and shit 
stain, darling, because I am a 


1590
01:25:55,748 --> 01:25:58,163
perfect gentleman. 
I'm going to hand the baton over

1591
01:25:58,163 --> 01:26:01,048

 to you for your mustard seed 
or shit stain you. 
 

1592
01:26:01,056 --> 01:26:03,092
You decide. 
Who here to let me pick? 
 

1593
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:04,938
Yes. 
And you tell us, do you want a 


1594
01:26:04,946 --> 01:26:07,115
seed or do you a stain? 
Where are you going to start? 
 

1595
01:26:07,123 --> 01:26:08,750
Oh. 
I'm excited. 
 

1596
01:26:08,758 --> 01:26:13,304
I never get this opportunity as 
a woman, as a. 
 

1597
01:26:13,312 --> 01:26:17,440
Woman. 
I never get this choice. 
 

1598
01:26:17,448 --> 01:26:23,412
I am going to start with my 
mustard seed and I think it's 
 

1599
01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:28,524
going to be very easy and it's 
going to go to Logan for dealing

1600
01:26:28,524 --> 01:26:34,140

 with this entire family's 
incessant bullshit over the 18 


1601
01:26:34,148 --> 01:26:40,735
years that started his life. 
You know, the teeing up of the 


1602
01:26:40,743 --> 01:26:45,460
quotes, the teeing up of the 
family coming to the dorm and he

1603
01:26:45,460 --> 01:26:51,522

 had to deal with it, the 
teeing up of the steak and the 

1604
01:26:51,522 --> 01:26:54,920
like 
 metaphors that came with 
it. 

1605
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:59,400
The teeing up of your dad being 
 bald and ugly when he looked 

1606
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:03,520
exactly like you. 
 
I'm so sorry for you. 

1607
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:07,200
I'm so sorry for that. 
 
And you deserve this mustard 

1608
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:13,520
seed because this season 
 
overall, thank God you made it 

1609
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,040
and you made it out alive and 
 
you were the first to make it 

1610
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:19,040
out alive. 
 
And we do love you. 

1611
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:23,560
We do love you, Logan Brown, and

 we care for you deeply and we 

1612
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:27,240
hope you are well. 
 
And so yes, you get my mustard 

1613
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,560
seed, and I hope you're still 
 
flourishing and growing and 

1614
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,360
making Dijon mustard as we 
 
speak. 

1615
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,720
Why Dijon mustard? 
 
I don't know. 

1616
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:37,760
There's lots of mustard seed. 
 
There's a. 

1617
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,720
Mustard seed. 
 
OK, there's. 

1618
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,596
A lot of mustard seeds in Dijon.

 

1619
01:27:42,604 --> 01:27:44,445
I love it. 
I love how I'm like. 
 

1620
01:27:44,453 --> 01:27:45,750
I don't get it. 
I'm. 
 

1621
01:27:45,758 --> 01:27:47,464
A damn dummy. 
I'm Schleu. 
 

1622
01:27:47,472 --> 01:27:49,810
Call me Robyn. 
Just call me. 
 

1623
01:27:49,818 --> 01:27:53,069
Robyn. 
Not like it's made of dull 
 

1624
01:27:53,077 --> 01:27:54,235
Pickles. 
Dull pickle. 
 

1625
01:27:54,243 --> 01:27:56,480
It's a big dull pickle. 
Dull. 
 

1626
01:27:56,488 --> 01:28:02,020
My mustard seed for this episode
goes to one Janelle Brown 
 

1627
01:28:02,028 --> 01:28:09,380
because I think she was a good 
sport about things with Logan 
 

1628
01:28:09,388 --> 01:28:12,863
leaving. 
I think as far as how emotional 

1629
01:28:12,863 --> 01:28:17,940
 she gets and how she emotes and
what she expresses, it was 
 

1630
01:28:17,948 --> 01:28:22,132
probably on that wavelength if 
not a little more from my 
 

1631
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:26,205
perspective. 
I also like that she didn't have

1632
01:28:26,205 --> 01:28:29,995

 huge budgetary issues with her
fucking house even though she 
 

1633
01:28:30,003 --> 01:28:33,812
didn't make the decision I would
have made about the concrete pad

1634
01:28:33,812 --> 01:28:36,802

 and got the stupid probably 
build A grade blinds that'll be 

1635
01:28:36,802 --> 01:28:38,280
 ruined by her children and 
pets. 

1636
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:43,360
I do like that she was very 
 
practical about the house 

1637
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,160
choices and the selects like it 
 made sense. 

1638
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:49,680
And I think sending off your 
 
oldest to college is probably an

1639
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:54,400
emotional experience. 
 
And I think that she expressed 

1640
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:59,040
herself well for her, I don't 
 
know, other than Logan, it was 

1641
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,520
hard to come up with a mustard 

seed. 

1642
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:03,200
Do you know who else? 
 
Like who else would I even pick?

1643
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:08,200
I don't know I feel like Janelle

 was teed up for some lines by 

1644
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,720
Kody the way he was standing 
 
over her in the video with his 

1645
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:17,760
arm around her. 
 
But I I agree she did minimal 

1646
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:21,760
but OK things in the stuff as. 

Well, this is it, because I'm 

1647
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:23,600
going. 
 
Who else would it be, Christine?

1648
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,720
I can't, yeah, because. 
 
I know, but I can't do it. 

1649
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:29,560
If I was going to say another 
 
one, it would probably be 

1650
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:32,640
Christine because she didn't 
 
give her budget away to Meri, 

1651
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:36,197
even though she was pressured to

 and she made quick decisions 

1652
01:29:36,197 --> 01:29:38,640
and she made the right decisions
for 
 herself. 

1653
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:41,960
And then that was kind of like 

it for her, like in a good. 

1654
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:46,800
Way Yeah, I feel that, but I 
 
can't do it, so OK, I appreciate

1655
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,480
that though yeah, Shit stain. 
 
Shit stain honey. 

1656
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:58,440
The smeariest of smears, Yeah, 

on my lox bagel tonight is going

1657
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:04,760
to be Kody Brown coming in hot 

with the brown schmear. 

1658
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:10,440
It starts out with him pitting 

the whys against each other for 

1659
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:12,240
their budgets. 
 
Even though they were supposed 

1660
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:16,520
to have an equal budget. 
 
He obviously was saying stuff 

1661
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:21,560
behind their backs about Oh well

 if you have this leftover than

1662
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:23,320
this. 
 
And then he straight up fucking 

1663
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:27,400
lied not even a minute later to 
 our faces, the viewers, the 

1664
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:30,320
viewers faces. 
 
He thought a commercial break 

1665
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:34,120
would erase our memories and 
 
straight upset. 

1666
01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:36,840
Oh no, I was joking. 
 
He was not joking. 

1667
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:41,360
He was dead fucking serious 
 
about Christine giving her 

1668
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:47,320
budget for the front of her 
 
house to marry and it's like OK 

1669
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:52,600
you disgust me because that is 

what we saw in real footage So 

1670
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:54,920
what was missed behind the 
 
scenes? 

1671
01:30:55,640 --> 01:31:01,880
Second of all, every clip that 

we see about the hair and him 

1672
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:06,520
hating his hair when he looks 
 
exactly like his oldest child 

1673
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:09,520
that's about to leave for 
 
college and he's talking shit 

1674
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:13,240
about himself is disgusting to 

me. 

1675
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,720
Fucking disgusting. 
 
Quit talking shit about yourself

1676
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:19,520
in front of your children. 
 
Quit talking shit about yourself

1677
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,280
when you literally look exactly 
 like your oldest child with the

1678
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:25,120
same haircut that he has when 
 
he's about to leave for college.

1679
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:29,160
Like get a grip on reality. 
 
You're not that important. 

1680
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,920
No one gives a fuck about your 

hair like you do, you 

1681
01:31:32,160 --> 01:31:37,920
self-righteous, self-centered 
 
piece of brown under a schmear. 

1682
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:43,080
Third of all, he can't grill a 

fucking steak to save his life. 

1683
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:48,320
If I said all right, I'm going 

to light a firework under your 

1684
01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:55,520
ass, grill me the perfect medium

 rare steak, it would come out 

1685
01:31:56,160 --> 01:32:00,720
well, well, well. 
 
Embarrassment. 

1686
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:04,120
Fucking embarrassment. 
 
It's not even to men. 

1687
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,800
I'm not saying to men. 
 
It's an embarrassment to anyone 

1688
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:08,641
who can claim to grill a steak. 
 

1689
01:32:08,649 --> 01:32:11,920
I don't claim to grill a steak. 
I can't fucking grill a steak to

1690
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:12,738

 save my life. 
If. 
 

1691
01:32:12,746 --> 01:32:14,960
That's going to be your thing. 
I can't do it. 
 

1692
01:32:14,968 --> 01:32:17,126
Don't fuck it up. 
Don't put a firework under my 
 

1693
01:32:17,134 --> 01:32:19,740
ass. 
I'm not claiming I can do it. 
 

1694
01:32:19,748 --> 01:32:21,120
Kody. 
Fuck you. 
 

1695
01:32:21,128 --> 01:32:22,625
You can't grill a steak. 
Yeah. 
 

1696
01:32:22,633 --> 01:32:27,188
And then at the end, it's like 
the baby comment again. 
 

1697
01:32:27,196 --> 01:32:29,470
Womp, womp. 
Bringing it back to Robyn. 
 

1698
01:32:29,478 --> 01:32:33,441
Womp, womp. 
Bring it back to the cul-de-sac.

1699
01:32:33,441 --> 01:32:34,800

 
Oh my God. 

1700
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,000
Repeatedly, again and again. 
 
This whole episode. 

1701
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,088
You're failing us as per usual. 
 

1702
01:32:39,096 --> 01:32:43,704
And so you get my shit stain. 
Yeah, that's that's that. 
 

1703
01:32:43,712 --> 01:32:47,040
I'm wrestling between Meri and 
Robyn. 
 

1704
01:32:47,048 --> 01:32:50,464
OK. 
And I think I'm, I think 
 

1705
01:32:50,472 --> 01:32:55,220
unfortunately, I'm going to 
default to Robyn because Meri, 


1706
01:32:55,228 --> 01:33:01,190
Meri was a wet fart in this 
episode for sure. 
 

1707
01:33:01,198 --> 01:33:03,875
Like some serious issues going 
on there. 
 

1708
01:33:03,883 --> 01:33:06,484
Maybe a little Hershey squirt. 
Right, like a little like, girl,

1709
01:33:06,484 --> 01:33:08,870

 do you need to go to the 
bathroom? 
 

1710
01:33:08,878 --> 01:33:13,358
But I'm kidding. 
Maybe like the little girl you 


1711
01:33:13,366 --> 01:33:15,978
need to go to bathroom not the 
full on. 
 

1712
01:33:15,986 --> 01:33:20,148
Girl, you need to just go and. 
Check yourself. 
 

1713
01:33:20,156 --> 01:33:23,960
Like just if you. 
If you don't, that's fine, but 


1714
01:33:23,968 --> 01:33:29,042
if you do, but I'm going to give
my shit stain to Robyn, even 
 

1715
01:33:29,050 --> 01:33:34,982
though I feel like she's tied 
with Meri because Robyn, I feel 

1716
01:33:34,982 --> 01:33:40,775
 like giving the quilt to Logan 
was a way to draw attention to 


1717
01:33:40,783 --> 01:33:44,421
herself. 
I feel like she's used to being 

1718
01:33:44,421 --> 01:33:47,938
 like, I feel like if I do this 
thing, it's like a signifier 
 

1719
01:33:47,946 --> 01:33:49,268
about me. 
It's like a thing. 
 

1720
01:33:49,276 --> 01:33:51,280
It's like a look at me kind of 
moment. 
 

1721
01:33:51,288 --> 01:33:55,668
And so she got to have her 
sister make this quilt with 
 

1722
01:33:55,676 --> 01:33:59,058
everyone's hideous school photos
on it and be like, look, and if 

1723
01:33:59,058 --> 01:34:00,755
 you turn it over, it's even 
uglier. 
 

1724
01:34:00,763 --> 01:34:04,240
And he'll be able to take this 
with him forever and it'll be 
 

1725
01:34:04,248 --> 01:34:07,945
this big imprint on his life. 
And then when we're doing the go

1726
01:34:07,945 --> 01:34:10,740

 away thing where she's the 
fourth wife who was basically 
 

1727
01:34:10,748 --> 01:34:15,026
the least involved in Logan's 
life, gets to like carry over 
 

1728
01:34:15,034 --> 01:34:18,981
the laundry basket with the 
quilt in it and then be like, 
 

1729
01:34:18,989 --> 01:34:22,325
let me tell you a story and let 
me blah, blah, blah. 
 

1730
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:25,405
And then when they're wrapping 
up the fucking episode, she's 
 

1731
01:34:25,413 --> 01:34:28,240
hugging him goodbye. 
Like, oh, my child's going off 


1732
01:34:28,248 --> 01:34:30,485
to college. 
It's like, bitch, he probably 
 

1733
01:34:30,493 --> 01:34:33,778
doesn't even know how to spell 
your former last name. 
 

1734
01:34:33,786 --> 01:34:36,680
Like you're not. 
Or your first name. 
 

1735
01:34:36,688 --> 01:34:38,627
Most people don't. 
Know. 
 

1736
01:34:38,635 --> 01:34:43,328
That's good. 
I just, even though I feel like 

1737
01:34:43,328 --> 01:34:47,709
 there's more reasons on a list 
to give it to Meri, I'm giving 


1738
01:34:47,717 --> 01:34:51,560
it to Robyn because her 
inauthenticity shows up so much 

1739
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:54,818
 in these episodes and sometimes
there's not even attention 
 

1740
01:34:54,826 --> 01:34:56,204
brought to it. 
Like on this one. 
 

1741
01:34:56,212 --> 01:34:58,582
I feel like if you were casually
viewing it and you didn't know 


1742
01:34:58,590 --> 01:35:00,656
who these people were, you would
just think, Robbins, what? 
 

1743
01:35:00,664 --> 01:35:02,354
She's doing this thing and she's
whatever. 
 

1744
01:35:02,362 --> 01:35:05,212
It's like, no, she's putting 
headphones on her baby. 
 

1745
01:35:05,220 --> 01:35:08,745
I was going to say the putting 
the headphones on the baby. 
 

1746
01:35:08,753 --> 01:35:11,196
It's another one. 
It's another one. 
 

1747
01:35:11,204 --> 01:35:12,792
She's wearing her hideous 
jewelry. 
 

1748
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:15,708
She's Hawking her sister's 
terrible quilts. 
 

1749
01:35:15,716 --> 01:35:20,084
She's just a mess. 
If anything the quilt is to like

1750
01:35:20,084 --> 01:35:23,630

 get her sister paid for the 
show, which is still just as 
 

1751
01:35:23,638 --> 01:35:25,532
fucked up. 
I think I I don't think her 
 

1752
01:35:25,540 --> 01:35:27,816
sister made that out of the 
generosity of her heart. 
 

1753
01:35:27,824 --> 01:35:31,350
And it was probably okayed by 
Kody because every penny that 
 

1754
01:35:31,358 --> 01:35:34,860
Robyn spends is okayed by Kody. 
And she probably has an Etsy 
 

1755
01:35:34,868 --> 01:35:39,074
store that was like a linked 
somewhere online on those face 


1756
01:35:39,082 --> 01:35:41,190
quilt. 
In the end, part of the 
 

1757
01:35:41,198 --> 01:35:44,435
unraveling, I believe of this 
family is Robyn's out of control

1758
01:35:44,435 --> 01:35:45,110

 spending. 
Yeah. 
 

1759
01:35:45,118 --> 01:35:50,105
So this is just a little tidbit 
into oh, not even her bio kid, 


1760
01:35:50,113 --> 01:35:53,158
the kid that's probably like 
doesn't really care so much 
 

1761
01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:55,264
about her opinion and what she's
doing or whatever. 
 

1762
01:35:55,272 --> 01:35:58,281
She's like, let me spend a bunch
of money on this thing and make 

1763
01:35:58,281 --> 01:36:01,290
 it all about me even though I'm
not making it about me. 
 

1764
01:36:01,298 --> 01:36:04,054
She's covert, She's 
manipulative, but she's also 
 

1765
01:36:04,062 --> 01:36:07,008
like dumb. 
So I don't know how she does it.

1766
01:36:07,008 --> 01:36:08,360

 
Like how is she so covert 

1767
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:09,360
manipulative? 
 
Well, you can. 

1768
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:13,720
Be selfish and dumb, just like 

you can be a narcissist and 

1769
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:16,560
dumb. 
 
Yeah, I just don't know. 

1770
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:20,920
I mean, any dumb person can 
 
spend a shit ton of money and 

1771
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:25,600
like hurt their whole fucking 
 
family and not understand the 

1772
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,920
gravity of it because they're a 
 narcissist. 

1773
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:31,800
You know, like true. 
 
Any narcissist can also go 

1774
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,880
online and talk to whoever they 
 want to make themselves feel 

1775
01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:39,920
better and then come back and be

 like, oh I'm so sorry. 

1776
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:42,680
I didn't realize that emotional 
 cheating was a thing and I 

1777
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:44,240
didn't realize it was hurting 
 
you. 

1778
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:46,962
Like people are so fucking dumb.

 

1779
01:36:46,970 --> 01:36:51,226
And actually, I would argue that
most narcissists are dumb and 
 

1780
01:36:51,234 --> 01:36:54,231
that's part of the reason that 
they're narcissists is because 


1781
01:36:54,239 --> 01:36:57,188
they are so dumb that they don't
understand emotional 
 

1782
01:36:57,196 --> 01:36:59,498
intelligence and other people's 
emotions. 
 

1783
01:36:59,506 --> 01:37:03,200
Regardless of who's dumb in this
family, they're, well, they're 


1784
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,100
kind of all the adults are 
little fucking dumb. 
 

1785
01:37:06,108 --> 01:37:10,040
There's a lot of dumb things and
dumb people happening on this 
 

1786
01:37:10,048 --> 01:37:12,320
show and this episode in 
particular. 
 

1787
01:37:12,328 --> 01:37:16,480
Robyn, even though, like I've 
already said, I think Meri 
 

1788
01:37:16,488 --> 01:37:22,432
qualifies more in certain ways, 
I think Robyn is more fuck you 


1789
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:25,810
to me personally. 
Like I'm like, fuck you. 
 

1790
01:37:25,818 --> 01:37:29,626
Like Meri's defensiveness with 
Kody and them both making up the

1791
01:37:29,626 --> 01:37:32,510

 scenarios of like, oh, but I 
thought you were whatever and 
 

1792
01:37:32,518 --> 01:37:33,726
I'm done, blah blah, blah blah, 
blah. 
 

1793
01:37:33,734 --> 01:37:35,388
And then being like, we're all 
going to pretend everything's 
 

1794
01:37:35,396 --> 01:37:38,090
fine here. 
Totally delusional and 
 

1795
01:37:38,098 --> 01:37:40,592
ridiculous. 
But Robyn, it's like she gets 
 

1796
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:44,085
away with this shit. 
It's like under the radar and I 

1797
01:37:44,085 --> 01:37:47,652
 just. 
I think some of the stuff is 
 

1798
01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:50,980
like self preservation versus 
I'm better than. 
 

1799
01:37:50,988 --> 01:37:54,720
So you've got like self 
preservation from Christine and 

1800
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:59,225
 Janelle and you get something 
in between from Meri and then 

1801
01:37:59,225 --> 01:38:04,279
you 
 get like I am better than 
and I rise above from Kody and 

1802
01:38:04,279 --> 01:38:06,960
Robyn. 
 
I feel that for sure, yeah. 

1803
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:10,953
And in the recent episodes where

 you drew the connections 

1804
01:38:10,953 --> 01:38:13,920
between Kody and Robyn, I 
absolutely 
 agreed. 

1805
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:17,000
And they're not necessarily so 

blatant and obvious. 

1806
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:21,058
It's like if you really stop and

 think about it, they love to 

1807
01:38:21,058 --> 01:38:24,320
not take accountability. 
 
They love to do things where no 

1808
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,440
one's going to really notice 
 
what's happening. 

1809
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:29,080
They want to prove they're very 
 approval based. 

1810
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:32,160
And so it's like, I can't be a 

bad guy. 

1811
01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:35,600
I need to look good. 
 
Like circular thoughts. 

1812
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:40,880
I'm going to blame other people 
 and I don't want to be the fall

1813
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:42,240
guy. 
 
Exactly. 

1814
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:45,400
Exactly. 
 
Well OK, so Kody and Robyn get 

1815
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:47,440
the shit stains for the end of 

season 5. 

1816
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:49,720
Makes sense. 
 
The math is mathing on that. 

1817
01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:52,480
It sure is. 
 
Our keep sweet moment for this 

1818
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:58,200
episode is a TikTok comment left

 for us by Shindell Maibel, 

1819
01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:59,639
which I do like Shindell Maibel.

 

1820
01:38:59,647 --> 01:39:02,056
It's kind of got a little ring 
to it like that. 
 

1821
01:39:02,064 --> 01:39:05,808
And they commented on one of our
posts saying I listen to you 
 

1822
01:39:05,816 --> 01:39:09,464
guys at work and you make my day
go by faster. 
 

1823
01:39:09,472 --> 01:39:13,363
Thank you so much. 
Which I know the reason I wanted

1824
01:39:13,363 --> 01:39:16,658

 to do that one is because I'm 
like, I think about being at 
 

1825
01:39:16,666 --> 01:39:18,220
work. 
I think about doing things where

1826
01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:21,125

 you're like, I just hope this 
time goes by faster and I love 


1827
01:39:21,133 --> 01:39:21,860
that. 
I love. 
 

1828
01:39:21,868 --> 01:39:24,458
That and when I'm sitting at 
work and I'm waiting for the 
 

1829
01:39:24,466 --> 01:39:28,117
time to go by to go like this, 
tick tock, tick tock. 
 

1830
01:39:28,125 --> 01:39:32,716
And I like to listen to podcasts
too at work to make the time go 

1831
01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:34,819
 by. 
So I appreciate you listening to

1832
01:39:34,819 --> 01:39:37,454

 our podcast to make your time 
go by. 
 

1833
01:39:37,462 --> 01:39:40,815
Thank you, Shindel Maibel, and 
just like we talked about at the

1834
01:39:40,815 --> 01:39:43,632

 beginning of our last episode,
Part 1, if you're not following 

1835
01:39:43,632 --> 01:39:45,228
 and subscribed and whatever, 
please do. 
 

1836
01:39:45,236 --> 01:39:47,608
Even if you listen to our show 
every week and you're like, I 
 

1837
01:39:47,616 --> 01:39:49,600
see it every week, I don't need 
to subscribe or follow. 
 

1838
01:39:49,608 --> 01:39:53,819
Please do because it will help 
us so much in the long run. 
 

1839
01:39:53,827 --> 01:39:56,555
Thank you, Shindel Maibel for 
your praise. 
 

1840
01:39:56,563 --> 01:40:00,640
We will accept the praise. 
If you haven't given us a five 


1841
01:40:00,648 --> 01:40:03,815
star review, please do. 
If you haven't given us praise 


1842
01:40:03,823 --> 01:40:06,920
online, please do. 
Please ring all the bells, 
 

1843
01:40:06,928 --> 01:40:17,498
including Chris's Ding a Ling. 
It's more like Dong Dong Dong 
 

1844
01:40:17,506 --> 01:40:22,920
Dong. 
I'm a liar and a fraud.