1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,800 What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,880 Goodbye. You shut it off. 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,840 Do not twist my words. Do not make me a victim, 4 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,680 sweetie. Just look at the mountain. 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,320 That's what you. Saw that day just the knife in 6 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:31,760 the kidneys over all these years and the sacrifices that I made 7 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:50,000 to love you. Welcome back to Part 2 of Season 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,800 6, episode 2. We're going to start where we 9 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:57,280 left off with everyone's favorite wife when we start 10 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,160 Robyn's day. Oh, Robyn's day, our favorite 11 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,959 day of all the wives. She's it's whispering because 12 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,320 Solomon is sleeping and the sun is very bright. 13 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,995 It's almost like it's the middle of the day, but I don't know 14 00:01:11,995 --> 00:01:14,960 if it's the middle of the day because other people are getting 15 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:20,200 out of bed too. And I often times wonder with 16 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,480 Robyn is there a gas leak in every place she lives? 17 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,640 Because what the fuck is going on here? 18 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,200 Or is she purposely get causing a slow leak because she likes 19 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,720 being semi high? She's like, I'm being slow. 20 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,480 And a little fucked up, like, OK Robyn, well you are raising 21 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,400 children in this house, but whatever. 22 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,720 I don't know what huffing is, but. 23 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,520 You don't have to huff when your whole house is full of it. 24 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,360 Oh my gosh, yeah. She is telling everybody to be 25 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,580 quiet and they need to whisper. 26 00:01:49,588 --> 00:01:53,998 And she's telling us that her and Kody are going on a date 27 00:01:54,006 --> 00:01:57,592 after they have a meeting with Mona and the family. 28 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:02,328 It's only her third date without Solomon in a year and I'm going, 29 00:02:02,328 --> 00:02:06,294 OK, so first of all, your day is going to be a meeting and 30 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,826 then a date. So this just gives you like it 31 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:14,170 gives us an understanding of the let's fill Robyn's day to make 32 00:02:14,178 --> 00:02:16,823 it busy. And it's a meeting and a date. 33 00:02:16,831 --> 00:02:20,236 I know people don't get to go out on dates with their spouse 34 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:24,240 when they have a newborn, but I feel like 3 alone dates in a 35 00:02:24,248 --> 00:02:27,470 year seems like probably a lot of people would be actually 36 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:30,405 happy to have three alone dates in the first year of having a 37 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:32,900 newborn. Yeah, specifically when you live 38 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:37,365 away from family, like most people don't have a lot of 39 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:42,175 family near that more extended family that is capable of 40 00:02:42,183 --> 00:02:46,782 watching a child. So yeah, it's not super bizarre, 41 00:02:46,782 --> 00:02:51,264 but it is when you actually think of this type of family, 42 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:56,020 Like with three other sister wives, that would be one sister 43 00:02:56,020 --> 00:03:00,037 wife watching him for an entire year for one night. 44 00:03:00,045 --> 00:03:02,681 If you think of it that way, it's fucking weird. 45 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:05,304 It is weird. And as we've said. 46 00:03:05,312 --> 00:03:08,884 And Mckelty used to go with Kody down to watch her kids when she 47 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:11,784 lived in Saint George and they were up in Lehigh. 48 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,605 Yep. So it's like none of the 49 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:15,380 teenagers could watch the kid for a couple. 50 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:16,910 Hours. I don't believe what she's. 51 00:03:16,918 --> 00:03:20,921 It just it doesn't pass my smell test and she's using it as a 52 00:03:20,929 --> 00:03:24,300 kind of like, oh, I only had three dates in a year and I'm 53 00:03:24,308 --> 00:03:26,083 going. I feel like most mothers I know 54 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,795 would be like I I got three dates or like I would've been 55 00:03:28,803 --> 00:03:31,904 happy to have three dates. Like it doesn't seem like it's 56 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,743 like a fucking Robyn. I don't. 57 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:37,216 Even know she's just a liar and a fraud like you said before, 58 00:03:37,224 --> 00:03:38,914 she's a fucking liar. She's. 59 00:03:38,922 --> 00:03:42,888 A liar and a fraud. So she is telling the girls that 60 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:46,948 they need to be quiet, Yes. Keep saying. 61 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:51,202 Repeatedly, Aurora and Brianna need to shut their little mouths 62 00:03:51,202 --> 00:03:54,428 and keep their little hands to themselves and occupied. 63 00:03:54,436 --> 00:03:56,970 Now the sun is blaring through every window. 64 00:03:56,978 --> 00:03:58,770 It is the brightest day I've ever seen. 65 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:00,496 Yeah, it's the middle of the day. 66 00:04:00,504 --> 00:04:02,873 It's solves nap time. I get it. 67 00:04:02,881 --> 00:04:06,710 As a mom with a child that still takes a nap and I have to 68 00:04:06,718 --> 00:04:09,228 convince my oldest to be quiet, I get it. 69 00:04:09,236 --> 00:04:14,300 However, my oldest is not even 4, so to keep like a three-year 70 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:17,226 old turning 4 quiet is difficult. 71 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:23,220 Aurora, however, goes and starts playing the piano. 72 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:26,695 Not even sitting. She's not even sitting down to 73 00:04:26,703 --> 00:04:29,890 play the piano. No, she's like plunking the keys 74 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:34,415 with one finger on purpose. Like, tinkering with the piano. 75 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:36,880 And I'm thinking to myself, here 76 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,080 she looks like she's 9 or 10. Yeah. 77 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,840 Yeah. And I know it's hard to tell 78 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,000 age, especially girls, like, they're taller, like, younger 79 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,080 and whatnot. But I'm like, you're fucking old 80 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,400 enough to know that your little brother is napping and to sit 81 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:55,340 your ass down in color or play a computer game or go outside 82 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:57,560 and play. Like you said, the sun's a 83 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,120 shining, right? Like, what the fuck? 84 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,440 Her kids just kind of seem a little like bratty in this 85 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,520 moment, like they're purposely trying to wake Saul. 86 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,360 And who knows if that's performative as well for the 87 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,520 cameras. And they think they're being 88 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,600 funny, but it's like, Jesus Christ, I would be losing it. 89 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,840 Well, and if only they could read, because then you know, 90 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,680 they could read a book or do something, but they might not be 91 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,880 able to read before Aurora is plucking at the piano like a 92 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,720 moron. Her and Brianna are literally 93 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,080 making noises and like saying things to each other loudly. 94 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:35,480 Really loud. Robyn and Robyn's like just, and 95 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,400 it's like, Oh my God. Like it's so weird. 96 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,600 Maybe it is the cameras. I don't know. 97 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,600 It's just some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen. 98 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,480 I'd be like, hey, why don't you guys go out back and play with 99 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,800 this? I feel like I'm very good with 100 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,200 my oldest when the youngest is sleeping at being like, hey, 101 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,840 this is an activity that we're going to do while he's sleeping. 102 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,000 Or hey, you're going to go outside or you're going to go 103 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,720 and run this errand with dad. Or like I always try to plan 104 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:06,004 ahead because I don't want it to fuck up my youngest nap 105 00:06:06,004 --> 00:06:09,280 because I know he'll be a crab ass if he doesn't get his nap. 106 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,960 So it's almost like she sets herself up for these failures on 107 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:20,080 purpose because it gives her that victim mentality. 108 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,280 Or like, well, Saul didn't have a nap today because he just 109 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,360 couldn't sleep and he's a sensitive light sleeper. 110 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,280 She keeps saying that he's a light sleeper. 111 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Sleeper. It's like that's because you've 112 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,280 made him that way. Because you are tiptoe tiptoeing 113 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,960 around and kids are not naturally light sleepers. 114 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,197 When they need to sleep, they're going to fucking sleep and 115 00:06:40,197 --> 00:06:42,240 they are going to sleep. Maybe you don't leave him in the 116 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,200 middle of your king size bed with all the blinds. 117 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,480 She literally leaves him in the middle of her king size bed and 118 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:52,000 he's just like sprawled out. And I'm like, this is against 119 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,320 every single thing that a physician would ever tell you to 120 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,680 do with a child, but OK. Yeah. 121 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,120 And then they. They're blinds drawn. 122 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,560 The room is as bright as the day can get. 123 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,000 Yes, and she's like, he's a night sleeper. 124 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:12,880 Like, why is he not in a his own room in a crib with blackout 125 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,080 curtains, you dumbass? He could roll off that bed and 126 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,240 get a little baby concussion, little baby concussion or worse. 127 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,560 And it's like a big bed and it's like high off the ground too. 128 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,883 And I know at this point in time we had sleep rules from 129 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,560 doctors about, you know, children this age. 130 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,200 So what the fuck ever. And. 131 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,240 And I, I don't know if it's too much of A connection here, like 132 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,880 a reach, but there's a thing with Robyn and like 133 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,080 infantilizing her children as well, which becomes more and 134 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,760 more prevalent as the years go on. 135 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,400 So so right now I wouldn't say that it stands out to me, but 136 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,200 like cut to season 20 and we're talking about grown ass adult 137 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,800 children who behave like they are 12 or something. 138 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:04,200 Like it's fucked up. So I might be being too 139 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,240 dramatic, but I'm wondering if there's a connection also too 140 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:12,594 with the kids doing whatever and her like not enforcing any 141 00:08:12,594 --> 00:08:15,845 rules or not having any regulation whatsoever with 142 00:08:15,845 --> 00:08:18,056 them. Kind of like a, I don't know, I 143 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:20,725 don't want to sound like a old fashioned blah, blah, blah, but 144 00:08:20,725 --> 00:08:22,755 it's like you need to shut the fuck up. 145 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,296 Your your brother is sleeping like enough is enough. 146 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,735 Like do they ever hear anything like that or are they just 147 00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:31,317 treated like with kid clips? She walks around this house 148 00:08:31,325 --> 00:08:34,801 while this is happening as if she is defeated by her children, 149 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:38,258 like slouching on the stairs and looking over the railing and 150 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:40,640 being like, I'm a victim of my own children's behavior. 151 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:42,664 It's like, bitch, lay down a law. 152 00:08:42,673 --> 00:08:44,310 Like what are you doing in this house? 153 00:08:44,318 --> 00:08:49,024 I mean if this is a regular problem it's like why are they 154 00:08:49,032 --> 00:08:53,315 not going off to Meri's to do an activity during Saul's nap time 155 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:57,275 each day because what the fuck is she doing other than creeping 156 00:08:57,275 --> 00:09:00,401 online? And I had to laugh because they 157 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:04,142 show a weird clip of Dayton like kind of getting off of his 158 00:09:04,142 --> 00:09:08,805 bed for no reason and there's like 1/2 dead tree in his 159 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:14,480 window, like a big potted weird dying tree next to his 160 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,840 bed. And I'm like, what are this? 161 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,520 Like why are this here? Totally. 162 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,000 And that's what confused me about the time of day because 163 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,520 I'm like, I thought it was the middle of the day, but then he 164 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,280 looks like he's getting out of bed, like he's rubbing his eyes 165 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,640 and he's just waking up. And I'm like. 166 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,080 What? Is going on in this gas, this 167 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,680 gas leak, it's a gas leak. I don't know. 168 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:37,600 Potentially something allegedly Allegedly this rental hat. 169 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,640 Allegedly, Robyn gas leaks her own homes on. 170 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:46,080 Repeats other than Saul sleeping in the middle of the bed when 171 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:51,440 she has these ugly ass like bright red maroonish sheets that 172 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:55,600 remind me of no offense to my mother but it's like the same 173 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,000 color as the bedspread that like my mom had and every other 174 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,240 parent like growing up had with like the gardenia flowers on it 175 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,600 type of thing. My dad painted their bedroom 176 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,040 that color and I remember just being like, OK. 177 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,280 Like this brick, Red but maroonish. 178 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,040 Like more of a dark. Hideous Robyn talks about it 179 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,760 being good for her and her kids to be in Vegas. 180 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,160 It's actually been an improvement for them, which does 181 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,997 make sense because you know they were living with their 182 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,948 horrible mother who is like claimed to be a victim the 183 00:10:25,948 --> 00:10:28,685 entire time. Remember when she had no heat 184 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:31,330 and porting the space heater? Space heater. 185 00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:34,550 Now he's next to a dying tree and it's so much better. 186 00:10:34,558 --> 00:10:37,240 She's willing. He's releasing carbon dioxide 187 00:10:37,248 --> 00:10:40,904 from this dying tree right next to his bed, Robyn. 188 00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:44,120 Just like the carbon dioxide monoxide from his fucking space 189 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,210 heater that he was right next to. 190 00:10:46,218 --> 00:10:49,024 It's good to say honey, you have to say carbon. 191 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:52,230 Monoxide let's carbon die. Oh God. 192 00:10:52,238 --> 00:10:55,880 But like, you know, she's, oh, she's just so dreadful. 193 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:59,869 And she's hoping that when they all move into the homes on the 194 00:10:59,877 --> 00:11:03,180 cul-de-sac, her and her kids will be integrated into the 195 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:06,309 family because that didn't really happen yet. 196 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,892 They haven't really been integrated fully. 197 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:12,212 And I think that's an interesting note because this 198 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:16,520 does become a theme in the show, is that, you know, she's the 199 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:21,932 ugly stepchild of a wife or ugly red headed stepchild of a wife. 200 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,840 And you know, it's because 201 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,680 nobody likes you because you're an idiot and you don't do 202 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,440 anything all day. What the fuck is she doing all 203 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,960 day? She's literally telling her kids 204 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,320 to be quiet, I guess. Yeah, that's what she does all 205 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,200 day. And then she's just sitting 206 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:37,091 there and hoping that they'll be integrated into the culture 207 00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:40,434 that they didn't get to be a part of because of the move 208 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:44,703 she's. Open I love when you do Robyn 209 00:11:44,711 --> 00:11:47,200 hoping I'm. Just hoping that we get 210 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:50,276 integrated into the family once we move to the cul-de-sac. 211 00:11:50,284 --> 00:11:53,166 Remember that from whatever episode when you like did her 212 00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:54,532 quote. It was so good. 213 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,714 I remember I said the line and you were like, no, no, no, it's 214 00:11:57,714 --> 00:11:59,512 actually better and you. Said it was. 215 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,020 So good. A second chance at hoping. 216 00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:05,600 At hoping, It's like you're giving us a second chance at 217 00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:08,930 hoping. Well, Robyn, you don't give us 218 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:13,645 much hope. Oh my God, our genie mother Mona 219 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,792 arrives at Robbins house along with the other adults. 220 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,265 They're going to be meeting to discuss. 221 00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:21,040 So this is one of Robbins 2 activities for the day. 222 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,621 She 3 excuse me? She had to tell her children to 223 00:12:23,621 --> 00:12:25,000 be quiet and she failed at that. 224 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,394 Then they're going to have this meeting with Mona and then 225 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,000 she's going on a date with Kody. 226 00:12:29,008 --> 00:12:32,742 So Mona arrives, all the adults are there, and Mona's going to 227 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:36,707 give them an update on their status of their homes, of 228 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,181 course. Oh, Kody's jokes and he says he 229 00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:42,962 asks if this is very serious and if he should be taking notes 230 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,900 and Mona says yes, probably you should, this is serious. 231 00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:50,504 Should not be taking notes. Yeah, probably. 232 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:53,756 Especially because you all have failed at following the 233 00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:56,852 instructions thus far. Yes, yes, she says that the 234 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:01,335 order the homes will be delivered on is Robyn, Meri, 235 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:03,894 Janelle, then Christine. And we were. 236 00:13:03,902 --> 00:13:07,402 What is delivered do you think are like a real estate term for 237 00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:10,610 a new build, like a handover of keys 'cause there's so many 238 00:13:10,618 --> 00:13:13,704 other terms for that? Like you use the term like 239 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:16,334 deliver on your promise. Like we're going to deliver them 240 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,736 in this order. Like, yeah, I think it was meant 241 00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:21,792 to be like that. It was just a very weird way of 242 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,040 saying it. I know right, 'cause I was like, 243 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,815 why is she saying this? Yeah, leave it to the show to 244 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:30,105 pull a weird comment like that to let us know the order of the 245 00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:33,775 homes, which we already were told earlier in the episode. 246 00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:40,038 Yeah, Kody says Meri and Robyn's homes might be ready, but we 247 00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:46,064 aren't ready with our approval, so we've heard. 248 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:49,840 Yeah, we're all aware. Mona tells them that Kody, Meri 249 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,304 and Robyn need to get on top of their paperwork. 250 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:56,560 She expects Robyn's approval to come last. 251 00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:59,146 As far as the actual approval for the homes. 252 00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:01,770 So like you need to get on top of it. 253 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:05,346 The first home that's going to be done is Robyn's, but she's 254 00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:08,715 the last approval that's coming through is what it's all looking 255 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,292 like. Yep, Kody's logic worked out 256 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,361 really well there for having her home be the first one completed. 257 00:14:13,361 --> 00:14:14,120 What a dumbass. 258 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,880 Like literally stupidest idea ever. 259 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,760 Now I'm going to try to do a little Robyn here, honey, if I 260 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,680 fail, if I fail, I'm going to hand the baton to you, OK? 261 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,160 She says. I feel this pressure. 262 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,080 I feel this amazing amount of pressure to get my paperwork 263 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:39,320 done. And I just thought to repeat 264 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,000 that. You feel pressure with, you feel 265 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,720 this amazing. Amount of pressure. 266 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:48,440 Awful. Oh, my girl, you feel a lot. 267 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,560 And you, you actually, you don't feel. 268 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 I don't know. It's the gas. 269 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,480 I don't. I just don't get it. 270 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,280 It's insane. I feel this pressure of building 271 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,600 in my bossy in her. Bossy. 272 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,000 In my bossy. Oh God. 273 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,160 And she is comparing it like to that in my mind, you know, 274 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,640 having baby Sol, this pressure of building. 275 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,120 Oh, God. In this scene, Robyn is wearing 276 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:18,000 a three quarter sleeve top that is red, and layered on top of 277 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,640 that is the hodgepodge necklace she was wearing at my sister 278 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,080 wife's closet meeting where it was like, that's not from your 279 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,040 collection, is it? It doesn't look like it. 280 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,760 Yeah. Why are you wearing? 281 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,280 Jewelry that isn't yours at this point, right everyone? 282 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,200 Else needs to be moving mountains for your business and 283 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200 you can't even wear your own fucking jewelry while you're 284 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,000 being filmed. Instead you're wearing this like 285 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,040 multi chained blah blah blah collection of crap. 286 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,960 And then on top of this red top with this ugly necklace is a 287 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:49,000 doily white bridal lingerie nun top. 288 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,240 I don't know how to describe it, honey. 289 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,680 I said some words. How would you describe it? 290 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,840 It looks. Like she's wearing like a bridal 291 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:01,600 negligee over the shirt. It's like this white Lacy tank 292 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,280 top that see through, so you're just seeing the red through it 293 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,720 and it almost looks like something you might wear on your 294 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,640 wedding night with nothing under it. 295 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,280 And part. Of me is like, is this an actual 296 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:19,440 tank that she's wearing over this or is she being like gross 297 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,400 right now and like teasing Kody in front of the wives? 298 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:27,080 Like imagine if she was smart enough to be like, oh, I'm going 299 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:31,240 to wear the negligee I wore the night of our wedding, but I'm 300 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,360 going to wear it over my clothes in front of my sister wives, 301 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,800 in front of my husband and see what he does right? 302 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,720 Can you imagine? It'd be pretty. 303 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,840 Fucked up, but it makes sense. It makes sense because it is 304 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,440 literally the sluttiest thing I have seen on this family. 305 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,600 I'm not. Even. 306 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,000 Yeah, it is. It is. 307 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,960 It's like a negligee over the top of her shirt and pants. 308 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,560 I mean. If you were to wear that, OK, 309 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,400 you wouldn't be wearing the three quarter, you wouldn't be 310 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,840 wearing this. But if anyone I knew was wearing 311 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,840 that, I would be like, are you going to like a sex party? 312 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,760 Because what is going on here like this is bizarre. 313 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,358 Like I. Literally had something so 314 00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:12,040 similar for like, the night that I got married. 315 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,520 As soon as I saw that, I was like, yeah, that's good Wedding 316 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,400 night. Negligee. 317 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,319 Yeah. So I don't we talk about this a 318 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:23,040 lot. Some women are so smart when it 319 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,598 comes to like underhanded manipulation, especially when it 320 00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:30,480 comes to other women, and like not being a girl's girl and like 321 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:35,040 hurting other women. And then they're really dumb 322 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,680 when it comes to like other parts of life. 323 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:43,680 And she does these weird, underhanded things that seem 324 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:48,320 very smart, but then she's dumb enough that you question if 325 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,000 she's doing it on purpose to be hurtful. 326 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:56,800 And it's like this weird mind fuck game that I think, 327 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,720 unfortunately, some women do. And it's like, part of the 328 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,120 patriarchy, Like, you know, we're meant to go against each 329 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,800 other, like, fight for this man, like, instead of, you know, 330 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,120 helping each other. Yeah. 331 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,080 And I think her wearing something like this just feels 332 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,440 like that to me, just like she used to when they first started 333 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,165 dating dressed like a teenager. 334 00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:22,395 It felt like she was doing it on purpose to set herself apart 335 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:25,879 from the other wives and be like, I'm so much younger. 336 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,688 I'm so much this, which is the pick me girl mentality. 337 00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:33,420 And then you see her wearing this like white wedding negligee 338 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,840 in front of the other wives, like all sitting on couches. 339 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:40,414 And it just feels very diabolical, right? 340 00:18:40,422 --> 00:18:42,722 Because. If you're one of the other 341 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:46,063 wives, well, let's say you pick up on this in some way, like 342 00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:49,220 maybe not even hit over the head with it, but you're like, why is 343 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,368 this? What is this top? 344 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:52,909 And it's like, it looks like lingerie or like a negligee or 345 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,706 whatever. Like what is going on? 346 00:18:54,714 --> 00:18:58,000 And then what if you start getting sensitive about it, but 347 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,766 you're not connecting the dots exactly. 348 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,382 And then you're the one getting fucked in your brain going like, 349 00:19:03,382 --> 00:19:05,040 well, what's going on with them? 350 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,600 And she's totally setting it up to do it on purpose. 351 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,000 And then you're. Christine And it's like you're 352 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,720 making a mountain out of a molehill. 353 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,880 What's wrong with you? And then but in your mind you 354 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,704 feel like underhanded weirdness. 355 00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:20,715 I think another way I can compare this for our listeners 356 00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:24,174 that they will totally get this is like mother in law's. 357 00:19:24,182 --> 00:19:27,080 OK. I feel like a lot of like women 358 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,840 have weird relationships with their sons where they do 359 00:19:29,848 --> 00:19:33,902 underhanded stuff to their like daughter in laws and from a lot 360 00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:37,184 of my friends and like whatever, it's like you question 361 00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,480 yourself because you're like, well, but they say they like 362 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,178 love me and they're happy and part of the family. 363 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:44,820 But this thing that they did feels like maybe they don't feel 364 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,812 that way. And it's this just like fucked 365 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:52,166 up nature and like part of the patriarchy to pit women against 366 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,056 each other. And I just think that Robyn has 367 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:59,240 fell for the scam. I think that she fights for her 368 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:04,099 man in a way she doesn't need to and she shouldn't do if she 369 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:08,817 has sister wives, She is a one woman, one man show pony and she 370 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,456 should have fucking kept it that way. 371 00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:15,088 She destroyed this family. And this is one of those 372 00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:18,915 instances where it's like. Putting a knife in the kidney, 373 00:20:18,923 --> 00:20:23,560 you know, like, bitch, you're putting 1 by 1 tiny little 374 00:20:23,568 --> 00:20:27,828 thumbtacks into the kidney, you know, like, and nobody's seeing 375 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:29,656 it or noticing it. Yeah. 376 00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:32,720 Absolutely because literally I feel like if I connected the 377 00:20:32,728 --> 00:20:35,820 dots I would think I was overreacting and and being too 378 00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:38,400 whatever when in all reality. It's planted. 379 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,056 In there it's already there. So like this is. 380 00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:45,712 Like gaslighting one O 1 and her and Kody are so good at it, but 381 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,500 they're both dumb when it comes to like actual smarts. 382 00:20:49,508 --> 00:20:52,180 They're just good at manipulation tactics to get what 383 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:55,155 they want because they're not smart enough to get it any other 384 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,226 way. They have to manipulate to get 385 00:20:57,234 --> 00:21:00,342 what they want because they couldn't do it any other way. 386 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:03,608 Just like, you know, Kody with the dog with Meri. 387 00:21:03,616 --> 00:21:07,448 If if she would have gone along with his plan to hide, like 388 00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:10,034 basically putting their dog down, she would have been 389 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,602 blamed. And he would have been totally 390 00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:14,640 fine with that because he would have avoided getting blamed. 391 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:19,120 And they were both so manipulative and fucking weird. 392 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,400 I don't even know. 393 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,040 And this is a very odd instance that I almost didn't notice. 394 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,056 Like, you pointed it out to me. 395 00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:31,090 And then I was like, Oh my God, yeah, because. 396 00:21:31,098 --> 00:21:34,144 The the layering, this is The thing is, it's so subtle, like 397 00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:36,385 the layering of the three quarters shirt underneath it and 398 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:38,730 the ugly necklace. It's like, oh, this is what they 399 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,532 wear. They wear like crazy ugly shit, 400 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,936 but no, But then it's like, what is she wearing? 401 00:21:42,944 --> 00:21:44,588 This is. Suggestive on purpose. 402 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:50,480 It's not like their normal like full on camisole top over a long 403 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,660 sleeve like their religion wants them to be. 404 00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,885 Modest. No, this, this is suggestive. 405 00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:59,874 This is on purpose. It's a negligee over a top that 406 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:03,600 you would normally wear. Oh my God, We went on about 407 00:22:03,608 --> 00:22:06,019 this. But I'm I'm feeling some type of 408 00:22:06,019 --> 00:22:08,680 way and I'm feeling like it's our job. 409 00:22:08,688 --> 00:22:10,320 That's why we're doing. It's our job. 410 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,955 Yes, it's our. Job to point these things out 411 00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:14,720 it. Absolutely is yes that's why you 412 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,552 come here is for the hard hitting reporting well we. 413 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,558 Have to rewatch this bullshit so that you don't have to and so 414 00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:25,480 that you can actually listen to fun commentary and what happened 415 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,200 instead of reliving the torture like we're doing for 416 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,920 you. My God, martyrs. 417 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,640 Martyrs. I do have a bit of a Jesus 418 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,200 complex. Oh well, Robyn talks about the 419 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,720 struggles of getting creditors to update her credit score and 420 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,280 blah blah blah, and Mona tells her she needs to push everyday. 421 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,840 She's got to be a pusher. She needs to call, she needs to 422 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,400 write, she needs to whatever. And I'm going you think this 423 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,120 bitch does something everyday? This bitch can't even like sign 424 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,160 her name on a piece of paper like she's not going to be able 425 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,280 to do this. So I love how Mona gives her a 426 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,000 take away, gives her homework. What if your only thing to do 427 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,640 was to follow up with creditors to ensure that they removed 428 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,080 something from your credit report if you paid for it, or 429 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,520 someone negotiated something and it's been on for more than 30 430 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,560 days, and all you have to do is call. 431 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,400 And that's like your only thing you have to do. 432 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,160 And she can't even do that. Yeah. 433 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,440 And. One of the reasons that she's 434 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,480 worried and feeling the pressure is because she doesn't want to 435 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,960 be the one to let the kids down and they really need to be an A 436 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,360 home for Christmas and she knows that the likely possibility is 437 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:31,320 that would be her home. And nice. 438 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,298 Still can't do this shit right. 439 00:23:33,306 --> 00:23:37,010 This is even if if she was doing the finger tap, the diabolical 440 00:23:37,018 --> 00:23:39,500 ha ha, ha. It's like, well, then at least 441 00:23:39,508 --> 00:23:40,970 do that. Yeah, you're going. 442 00:23:40,978 --> 00:23:44,018 To like, fuck yourself over. Like you're going to fuck 443 00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:45,094 yourself over. Oh God. 444 00:23:45,102 --> 00:23:47,304 Everyone will be spending Christmas at Meri's house and 445 00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:49,240 she'll be like, what? I get my plan work. 446 00:23:49,248 --> 00:23:50,984 And it's like, because you're a fucking idiot. 447 00:23:50,992 --> 00:23:53,784 Yeah, you could. Have had everyone to your house 448 00:23:53,784 --> 00:23:57,678 and you know made a thing of it, but instead you couldn't do 449 00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:00,240 your God damn creditor calls yes she's. 450 00:24:00,248 --> 00:24:02,292 So dumb. Mona. 451 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:06,320 Also lets everyone know that her other concern is how many times 452 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,100 you all have been out there without me. 453 00:24:09,108 --> 00:24:11,255 Oh, I. Wrote down this whole quote. 454 00:24:11,263 --> 00:24:12,854 Oh, you got the. Real quote. 455 00:24:12,862 --> 00:24:16,390 Oh, OK, give us, give us, give us Mona's quote. 456 00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:20,370 Another concern is how many times have you been out there 457 00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:25,102 without me? Because I know from the get go, 458 00:24:25,102 --> 00:24:30,734 I've always said you would need to get me and let me know when 459 00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:34,950 you want to go out there. And I'm hearing that you've been 460 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:37,780 out there quite a bit. Quite a bit. 461 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:41,350 Quite a bit. And I love this about Mona 462 00:24:41,358 --> 00:24:42,827 because she's totally doing the thing. 463 00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:47,555 I'm guessing most parents are experts at this, where you lead 464 00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:51,521 the witness into, you know, divulging their crimes. 465 00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:53,770 I already know. I already. 466 00:24:53,778 --> 00:24:56,164 Know the whole truth, but I'm just going to start with it 467 00:24:56,172 --> 00:24:58,960 seems like you may have gone out there without me. 468 00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:03,112 The camera does show Kody and he's looking mischievous. 469 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,347 We're getting. Confession. 470 00:25:04,355 --> 00:25:05,974 He's looking. Guilty. 471 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:11,372 He's smiling on the couch. Kody says. 472 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:13,516 Well, we, you know, stopped there twice. 473 00:25:13,524 --> 00:25:16,419 I, you know, I went there once and then I, you know, we stopped 474 00:25:16,419 --> 00:25:18,740 by there another time and we, Danny just happened to be there. 475 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:19,200 We were. 476 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,400 Already driving by. We stopped by 2 * 2 times. 477 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:27,400 Done, done, Mona says. So you've only been out there 478 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:33,400 twice and like the head tilt, only been out there twice, 479 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,480 right? And then Meri has the devil's 480 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,520 smile, and it goes. And her eyes are darting back 481 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,760 and forth. Yes. 482 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,280 And the close up on Meri's terrible skin and her, well, her 483 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,440 face. I don't want somebody in the. 484 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,840 Background, says Meri. You're the one. 485 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,000 Blame, blame, blame. That's the game. 486 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,400 That's the one. It's it. 487 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,600 It's just the truth. Yeah, Kody. 488 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:05,000 Says Meri goes by every day, and Meri says well, not. 489 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,640 Every day, but how many? Times does she say she's been by 490 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:17,560 maybe 10 times and. Mona goes 10 and Meri goes 491 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,040 maybe. Did I do that? 492 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,440 She's pulling a Robyn, yes. And then her lame ass excuses. 493 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,720 Well, I have to make a scrapbook. 494 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:33,040 The progress of the bill. Janelle is literally clutching 495 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,680 her fake pearls. Yes, she has a fake Pearl 496 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,040 necklace on and she's like clutching it in this moment with 497 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,920 her fist. Yes, Janelle's. 498 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,000 Wearing like what, some sort of like satin blouse or something, 499 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,520 Some sort of shiny, silky, satiny, whatever. 500 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,680 And I love it because the color just isn't quite right. 501 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,680 And, you know, that's Janelle. And then there's this single 502 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,680 strand of long pearls, like knotted at the bottom. 503 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,120 And she is. And she oh, yeah, like, 504 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,920 literally like 15 cent pearls from a costume store. 505 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,960 And she's holding on to them while listening to this story. 506 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,600 And she's feeling her, feels she's. 507 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,720 So mad that she's, like, clutching her pearls. 508 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,640 And Meri says that, yes, this is because she has to build a 509 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,920 scrapbook of the progress of the homes. 510 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,800 But I have to go out there to take pictures. 511 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,800 Yeah. Pictures oh to get. 512 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,094 The progress of the homes, yeah. 513 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,924 That's really something. Bitch, how long did you even end 514 00:27:26,924 --> 00:27:29,256 up living there? Yeah, like. 2 fucking. 515 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:33,739 Years and you had to take photos of the progress of the homes and 516 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,500 just interrupt them all day long. 517 00:27:35,508 --> 00:27:39,068 We went and. We picked plan two of three of 518 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,755 these ticky techy homes. They're on a cul-de-sac where 519 00:27:41,763 --> 00:27:45,748 all the homes look the same and I had to take photos of the 520 00:27:45,756 --> 00:27:49,218 progress for my scrapbook. Once again, these people need 521 00:27:49,226 --> 00:27:50,468 real jobs. They need real hobby. 522 00:27:50,476 --> 00:27:52,742 They need something to do. Meri needs something to do other 523 00:27:52,742 --> 00:27:55,380 than getting her fake Tanner her hair did and taking photos 524 00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:59,362 of a house being built. We do get a spotlight moment 525 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:02,944 from Mona where she says the Browns keep making changes. 526 00:28:02,952 --> 00:28:08,810 I'm very concerned that they may not be in before Christmas. 527 00:28:08,818 --> 00:28:13,475 And she enunciates and she is very like in the camera. 528 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:17,062 Like she is making a point that it's like I am concerned that 529 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,807 they will not be in before Christmas. 530 00:28:18,815 --> 00:28:22,478 She's told, you know, Janelle and Christine, and now she's 531 00:28:22,486 --> 00:28:26,524 kind of breaking the news and trying to be like, this is like, 532 00:28:26,524 --> 00:28:28,360 listen, hello, listen. Hey, Kody Take. 533 00:28:28,368 --> 00:28:29,672 Notes. It's like please. 534 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,385 Take notes. Are you writing this down? 535 00:28:31,393 --> 00:28:33,714 You're not going to be in before Christmas if you keep making 536 00:28:33,722 --> 00:28:34,776 changes. Quit going by. 537 00:28:34,784 --> 00:28:35,888 The site. Oh God, it. 538 00:28:35,896 --> 00:28:38,434 Just reminds me of like when you people tell people of things and 539 00:28:38,434 --> 00:28:41,130 it's like they say it over and over again and the people don't 540 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:43,135 hear it. I just it's insane to me. 541 00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:45,155 It doesn't make any sense. So what I. 542 00:28:45,163 --> 00:28:47,356 Think is different about this too, is that these are builder 543 00:28:47,364 --> 00:28:50,024 homes like you said and this is another company that already 544 00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:53,095 contracted for these homes to be built no matter if they were 545 00:28:53,103 --> 00:28:55,824 going to move into them or not, like they were going to build 546 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:58,776 homes there and sell them. Now it's different. 547 00:28:58,784 --> 00:29:02,840 Let's say you pick a site and you're building your own home 548 00:29:02,848 --> 00:29:04,440 from scratch completely on your own. 549 00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:07,680 You're kind of in charge of like getting to that site 550 00:29:07,688 --> 00:29:11,300 periodically and checking in and making sure that like progress 551 00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:15,366 is happening or like they kind of will take advantage of the 552 00:29:15,374 --> 00:29:16,940 timeline. They'll draw things out, things 553 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,472 might go wrong. You need to be in charge of it, 554 00:29:19,472 --> 00:29:21,395 but this is not that type of situation. 555 00:29:21,403 --> 00:29:25,014 I want to reiterate, no, these are builder homes. 556 00:29:25,022 --> 00:29:29,823 You picked a layout, you picked the carpet and like a few other 557 00:29:29,823 --> 00:29:33,100 things, but you don't need to be checking in on them everyday. 558 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,640 This isn't like your private 559 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,440 contractor that you hired, that you bought a lot and are 560 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,920 building a home on. It's a different situation. 561 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:46,040 So like if they're looking at it like that, there is another 562 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,800 company in charge of this like back the fuck up. 563 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,040 Mona asks for a time the next day they can all get to the 564 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,920 houses and Meri says 11:00. Let's all check our schedules. 565 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,840 Our busy, busy schedules. Yeah, we've. 566 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,640 All got so much going on. Turns out that the only thing 567 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,880 Meri had going on that day was a haircut or excuse me, a hair 568 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,400 appointment. So 11:00 would work for her 569 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,240 after her hair appointment. And then the scene ends. 570 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,560 Thank God. OK, we're moving on. 571 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,440 Sorry everybody. Like we're getting there. 572 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,360 We're getting there. Hiplash again, fade out. 573 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,160 Fade in. Janelle is approaching Robyn, 574 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,880 sitting at a table with a laptop. 575 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,160 So, you know, Robyn sitting at her table, she's working, 576 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,800 working. She's a little, you know, she's 577 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,680 a business mogul, really. And then Janelle walks in, purse 578 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,360 first, walking in with that purse. 579 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,320 Love that Janelle ain't going nowhere without her purse. 580 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,200 And Robyn looks like she's in trouble at the principal's 581 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,080 office. When she looks up, she has a 582 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,560 look of like, Oh my God, why is she here? 583 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,080 What is she going to talk to me about? 584 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,200 I'm in trouble, they look. At each other and they go hey, 585 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,320 hey. Like there's this like pregnant 586 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,920 pause between them both saying hey to each other they really 587 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,320 like. Each other and. 588 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,720 Robyn's got right in front of her window, a teetering stack of 589 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,480 bins full of like, God knows what, God knows what next to her 590 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,920 Baker's rack just pushed up in the corner. 591 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,120 And I'm like and the Baker. 'S rack is full of shit, and 592 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,640 then to the side of these totes is another thing full of shit. 593 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,840 I mean, there's just shit everywhere. 594 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,360 What the? Hell, Robyn says. 595 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,320 When Janelle first came over to my house, I was a little 596 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:26,680 nervous. Oh boy, you should have been 597 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,960 nervous. You should. 598 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,280 Have been nervous, you dumb bitch. 599 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,640 Yes, But you know, Janelle does surprise. 600 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,040 Well, she's surprised me in this scene. 601 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,440 I don't know if she surprised you. 602 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,840 She has a seat. Then she tells Robyn. 603 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,360 You know, I've been thinking a lot about my sister wife's 604 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,960 closet as your business when really we've spent a lot of 605 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,040 money. So I think it's time for me to 606 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:53,080 engage, time for me to pursue the jumbo extra large T-shirt 607 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,520 line. It's like an epiphany. 608 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,240 Now. I was paraphrasing there. 609 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,880 She didn't actually say jumbo extra large T-shirts, but, you 610 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,200 know, give or take a few words, that's what happened. 611 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,160 She. Was looking for plus size 612 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:14,040 workout clothes the other day and she couldn't find any that 613 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:20,120 were modest and she realized tapping her chin she could use 614 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,800 the business to make them herself. 615 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,840 Yes. Oh, an epiphany an. 616 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,440 Epiphany. Oh my. 617 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,320 And I'm. Wondering if it's like a drug 618 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,040 dealer getting high on their own supply, like how some people 619 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,960 would produce something just so that they had it, or if there's 620 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,985 a real audience, I think and you think I believe that there 621 00:32:39,985 --> 00:32:43,560 would be a potential customer base for this now. 622 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,092 This would have made more sense from the get go is if they 623 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:53,354 would have been like my sister wives closet and we create a 624 00:32:53,354 --> 00:32:57,096 clothing line or something that's all inclusive to all 625 00:32:57,096 --> 00:33:00,831 sizes because we are four different women with four 626 00:33:00,831 --> 00:33:04,584 different body shapes and we understand and we can come at 627 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:09,100 it from this angle. And this would have been smart 628 00:33:09,108 --> 00:33:12,360 if you started this way, right? But no. 629 00:33:12,368 --> 00:33:14,259 And they all could. Have had their own take on what 630 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,304 they like for clothes what they don't like for clothes. 631 00:33:16,312 --> 00:33:19,108 They could have they literally I, I'm such a like a web 632 00:33:19,116 --> 00:33:21,005 developer at heart. I'm like going like how you can 633 00:33:21,005 --> 00:33:23,864 separate it by products, but then also by the person who 634 00:33:23,872 --> 00:33:26,740 produced it literally like Janelle's line, you know, and 635 00:33:26,748 --> 00:33:29,830 it's like it's her styling, which would have been atrocious 636 00:33:29,830 --> 00:33:32,350 and Robyn. Could have just done accessories 637 00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:34,190 like Robyn. Could have been like I don't 638 00:33:34,198 --> 00:33:37,120 wear clothes. Yeah, I don't wear clothes. 639 00:33:37,128 --> 00:33:40,349 I wear negligee her line. Is like a negligee and then a 640 00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:43,512 bunch of ugly jewelry with. No, a negligee with the long 641 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,464 sleeve sewn on to it so it's not 2 separate pieces. 642 00:33:47,472 --> 00:33:49,740 Instead, they're finally sewn together. 643 00:33:49,748 --> 00:33:51,267 Finally. Together, so God's. 644 00:33:51,275 --> 00:33:54,020 Sake sew them together, you can be wrist. 645 00:33:54,028 --> 00:33:57,869 To ankle covered in this sexy wear from Robyn's line just like 646 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,154 a. Thong over like a Mormon like 647 00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:05,072 sewn onto the top of a Mormon dress and a bra sewn onto a 648 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,174 dress so. Ridiculous. 649 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:07,912 Oh my. God and Janelle's shit. 650 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,228 Is like the ugliest stuff you've ever seen. 651 00:34:10,235 --> 00:34:12,199 Maybe Christine's would be uglier. 652 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,268 Then they kind of start talking shit a little bit. 653 00:34:15,275 --> 00:34:16,500 You know? Robyn asks. 654 00:34:16,507 --> 00:34:20,313 How can they get Kody and Christine invested in my sister 655 00:34:20,313 --> 00:34:21,772 wife's? How can we get them to? 656 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,504 Commit. How can we? 657 00:34:22,512 --> 00:34:24,525 Get them into this. Now, this happened really quick 658 00:34:24,525 --> 00:34:26,702 too, which was jarring. It was like Janelle says she's 659 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:29,621 on board and she wants to make her extra large jumbo shirts and 660 00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:33,494 Robyn's like, well, how can we get Kody and Christine involved? 661 00:34:33,494 --> 00:34:35,360 And it's like what? 662 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,040 Little quick, little fast, a little crazy. 663 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,760 And you're right, maybe a little skimmy and. 664 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,600 Janelle says that she doesn't think that Kody should be a part 665 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,840 of the business and that it should be a women powered 666 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,639 business. And I think the. 667 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:54,639 Phrase women powered is intentional because if Kody is 668 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:57,760 an owner or a part owner, it can't be a woman owned business. 669 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,880 So it's a woman powered business. 670 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,000 I think Janelle, for as much as I say she's not the brightest 671 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,360 bulb, her bulb does flicker every once in a while. 672 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,000 And I think they couldn't say it's a woman owned business 673 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,520 because I don't think the wives own it. 674 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,600 I think it's a LLC and Kody probably owns it in a certain 675 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,560 sense. She. 676 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:20,420 Says as far as getting Christine involved, only invite 677 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:23,960 Christine to the fun stuff and the creative things. 678 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,480 She's good at sales. If it gets too serious, she 679 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,400 won't engage. Yeah, she hates. 680 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:38,320 Meetings, if it's a chore, she disengages yes so you know it's 681 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:43,320 interesting the way that this comes across because disengaging 682 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,680 for meetings or feeling like any kind of business work is a 683 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:51,388 chore is a bit what like dismissive or maybe put 684 00:35:51,388 --> 00:35:53,162 downish. And this is where you're saying 685 00:35:53,162 --> 00:35:55,802 like the shit talking or the whatever you want to say, like 686 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:57,848 kind of making her sound like, well, if it's serious, 687 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,063 Christine's not going to be like she's. 688 00:35:59,071 --> 00:36:00,680 Got the attention span of a flea. 689 00:36:00,688 --> 00:36:05,475 She's not interested unless you make it shiny for her, but then. 690 00:36:05,475 --> 00:36:07,040 The compliment is like, you 691 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,240 know, if it comes to fun and creative things. 692 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:13,280 And then they do show actual footage of Christine with this 693 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,608 voiceover happening from Janelle where she's at the booth at 694 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:17,400 the Expo. She was the only one. 695 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,040 And she was like doing a little song and dance and 696 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,160 enthusiastically talking to people about the jewelry. 697 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,000 And it was like, so that actually is her strength. 698 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,839 Like, yeah, it's not a put down. 699 00:36:26,847 --> 00:36:28,488 That is literally her strength. Well. 700 00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:31,362 Remember that Christine's the one that said her eyes were 701 00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:33,440 glazing over as she listened to Robyn talk. 702 00:36:33,448 --> 00:36:37,838 And she she saw the customer's eyes glazing over as Robyn was 703 00:36:37,846 --> 00:36:40,149 giving her spiel about the jewelry. 704 00:36:40,157 --> 00:36:44,382 And then you had Christine, who was, like, upbeat and happy and 705 00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:47,512 able to sell and, like, talk to the customers. 706 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,300 So yeah, like, let's put her in a sales role or something fun. 707 00:36:52,308 --> 00:36:55,180 And they start this out very negatively. 708 00:36:55,188 --> 00:36:58,700 But I think it also plays on Christine's strengths, which is 709 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,864 like a people person. And it reminds. 710 00:37:00,872 --> 00:37:05,263 Me of how back in the day before the show, Christine was in the 711 00:37:05,271 --> 00:37:08,512 PR. She was. 712 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,515 She did public. Speaking and she would go and do 713 00:37:11,515 --> 00:37:14,610 engagements where they needed a representative that could be a 714 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:18,887 friendly face to the sick cult and she's good at that. 715 00:37:18,895 --> 00:37:21,232 Well. That's why Kody thought she'd be 716 00:37:21,232 --> 00:37:24,626 the perfect Band-Aid between, you know, Meri and Janelle when 717 00:37:24,626 --> 00:37:26,392 they were struggling to get along. 718 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,216 Because Christine was bubbly, she was happy, and she would 719 00:37:30,224 --> 00:37:32,240 bring the family together. She saves. 720 00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:33,880 People's bacon. She was going to. 721 00:37:33,888 --> 00:37:36,524 Save their bacon. And then Kody killed the light 722 00:37:36,532 --> 00:37:39,600 in her eyes and it's been a struggle ever since. 723 00:37:39,608 --> 00:37:44,125 Like he does. You know how we talked about 724 00:37:44,133 --> 00:37:47,072 Janelle's makeup at one point and you said it looked her 725 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,445 eyeshadow looked like Ursula? Yeah, I'm thinking that's like 726 00:37:49,453 --> 00:37:51,470 Kody's sucking the life out of fucking Christine. 727 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,840 Yeah, we're gonna get there. Oh, it's still. 728 00:37:53,848 --> 00:37:56,094 Coming up there. Oh shit, sorry I didn't. 729 00:37:56,102 --> 00:37:56,930 Alarming. Oh God. 730 00:37:56,938 --> 00:37:59,080 I I shot my load prematurely shot the. 731 00:37:59,088 --> 00:38:01,174 Load. You shot Ursula's inky. 732 00:38:01,182 --> 00:38:03,072 Load Oh. God, the inky load. 733 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,832 Oh. Boy, not Ursula's. 734 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:10,879 Inky load. Robyn says that Janelle coming 735 00:38:10,887 --> 00:38:14,902 to talk to her made her day. Oh, it was not the negative 736 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:18,480 thing she thought it would be. And now Robyn and Kody are going 737 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,908 to go to Red Rock Canyon to go rappelling on their dates. 738 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:24,326 Oh, Chris. They're going to go rappoling. 739 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:25,628 Oh Rappol. Yeah, they're. 740 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,280 Going to go rappoling. You don't really know. 741 00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:28,487 What the activity is going to be? 742 00:38:28,495 --> 00:38:29,910 Because it's Robyn talking about it. 743 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:34,916 So it's like. Balloon, Robyn says I've missed 744 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:39,904 Kody this last year. Since Solomon has been born. 745 00:38:39,912 --> 00:38:41,812 We haven't. Had our time alone. 746 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,880 We haven't been. Alone enough. 747 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,404 Gross. So we're going to try to speed 748 00:38:46,412 --> 00:38:48,814 through this because literally all they do is go rappel down a 749 00:38:48,814 --> 00:38:51,694 hill. They meet Josh James, Joshua 750 00:38:51,702 --> 00:38:52,475 James. Joshua. 751 00:38:52,483 --> 00:38:54,750 James, he's wearing what kind of hat he's. 752 00:38:54,758 --> 00:38:57,075 Like some sort of weird Wicker fedora. 753 00:38:57,083 --> 00:39:01,139 He's got this yellow long sleeve baseball tee on and black pants 754 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:03,440 and I'm like what the fuck is even happening here? 755 00:39:03,448 --> 00:39:04,788 The whole look was. Very tragic. 756 00:39:04,796 --> 00:39:08,152 It was very Christine. And Kody says he's repelled five 757 00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:10,188 times in his life. And I vomited. 758 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:13,575 So then Kody and Robyn back their bodies down some rocks 759 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:16,910 attached to a rope. Robyn talks about wanting to 760 00:39:16,918 --> 00:39:20,010 just be Robyn, not a mom. Sometimes she wants to be 761 00:39:20,018 --> 00:39:23,720 herself, and so it's nice to be able to do an activity where she 762 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,570 can just be her. They do. 763 00:39:25,578 --> 00:39:28,176 Talk a little bit about the legalities of plural marriage, 764 00:39:28,184 --> 00:39:31,989 because Josh wants to know if it's legal to have that many 765 00:39:31,997 --> 00:39:34,704 wives. And you know, Kody says, well, 766 00:39:34,712 --> 00:39:36,760 it's spiritual and religious decision. 767 00:39:36,768 --> 00:39:42,056 It's not legal, so it doesn't apply, especially in Nevada, 768 00:39:42,064 --> 00:39:44,385 whatever. And then and he also. 769 00:39:44,393 --> 00:39:47,344 Makes sure to point out that it is a lifetime commitment, which 770 00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,780 I thought was, which I thought was funny. 771 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,792 They're bound, but and we know that as they're bound in life 772 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,587 together forever, they're going to be up in the celestial 773 00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:56,904 Kingdom together forever. Forever. 774 00:39:56,912 --> 00:39:59,890 Serving him where, Meri? Needs privacy. 775 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:06,980 And then this is weird because Robyn says there's a pickle in 776 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:10,675 her mind. There's there's a pickle in my 777 00:40:10,683 --> 00:40:11,660 mind. Your mind has. 778 00:40:11,668 --> 00:40:13,304 Definitely been pickled. Will the. 779 00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:17,568 Boundaries and the focus change. When we all moved to the 780 00:40:17,576 --> 00:40:19,792 cul-de-sac, will the focus remain? 781 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,210 I was like, what in the fuck are you talking about and why is 782 00:40:24,218 --> 00:40:28,066 this a part of this? And I'm like AKA will Kody's 783 00:40:28,074 --> 00:40:31,965 focus remain on her right? Will we want to go to another 784 00:40:31,973 --> 00:40:33,280 wife's house if it's right there? 785 00:40:33,288 --> 00:40:35,520 Yeah. Will there be more of a schedule 786 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,380 for him to have to go home to home instead of just being at 787 00:40:38,388 --> 00:40:39,984 her home? I love it. 788 00:40:39,992 --> 00:40:41,787 The pickle in her mind, the dill pickle. 789 00:40:41,795 --> 00:40:43,814 There's the. Pickle in my mind. 790 00:40:43,822 --> 00:40:45,783 My mind. Has been pickled and it's a 791 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,446 dill. I'm like. 792 00:40:46,454 --> 00:40:48,428 OK, it's a big dill. People say. 793 00:40:48,436 --> 00:40:52,020 We're in a pickle. Not there's the pickle. 794 00:40:52,028 --> 00:40:54,870 In my mind, she's. Such an idiot. 795 00:40:54,878 --> 00:40:56,441 Jesus. Criminy can we be done with? 796 00:40:56,449 --> 00:40:57,664 Robyn's day, please. We are so. 797 00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,096 Done with her day. OK. 798 00:40:59,104 --> 00:41:00,865 We're moving on to. Unfortunately. 799 00:41:00,873 --> 00:41:03,641 Robyn did not fall down the hill and injure herself. 800 00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:06,460 No, she did. Not she did not Josh. 801 00:41:06,468 --> 00:41:10,908 Josh James did not let her bust her bum on the way down and he. 802 00:41:10,908 --> 00:41:11,800 Looked terrible doing it. 803 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,120 Now we're going to Meri's day, a day with. 804 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,560 Meri a day with Meri a day with Meri a day with Meri a day with 805 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,200 Meri a day with Meri a day. With Meri quite contrary. 806 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:32,000 Oh boy. Meri starts her day by slowly 807 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:39,040 and gently waking Leon up for their run at 4:20 AM. 808 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,600 Honey, it's time to get up for the run and to get. 809 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,600 Stoned at 4:20 and she's going to get high. 810 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,400 Leon, we're going to get high. It's 420. 811 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,720 Get up, Leon. We're going to get high, Meri. 812 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:56,080 Is rubbing their back and just gently waking them up like oh 813 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,280 like a little 5 year old. Oh, delicate. 814 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,680 Little Flower, OH. My gosh, and I just want to 815 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,280 keep. Yeah, going to go on this run. 816 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,600 Are they going to run very early at 4:20 in the morning because 817 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,280 they're so very active, as you can tell by their physique and 818 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,960 their appearance, Yes, and. Meri won't let them run alone, 819 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,040 so Meri has to get up with them as well. 820 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,680 And it's because at 6:00 AM in the morning, Leon goes to a 821 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,880 seminary class, so the run must be done by then. 822 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,920 The run. Must be done very early. 823 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,240 Yes, while Leon is old enough to be a spouse in the cult that 824 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,840 they're a part of, Leon is not old enough to go on a run by 825 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760 themselves. So Meri has to accompany Leon on 826 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,480 this run at 4:20. Now, to be clear, they were both 827 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,560 high as Fock because it was 420 in the morning, but also when 828 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,480 they showed footage of them running down the sidewalk, there 829 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,360 was not a car insight because it is 4:20 in the morning, like 830 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:55,400 everyone's asleep and there's these two thin runners going 831 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,960 down the street at 4:20 in the morning now. 832 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,080 Tobifa, I do believe that Meri was more concerned about a 833 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,000 coyote getting Leon than a human predator, right? 834 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,760 A. 4 legged predator. Listen, that's what. 835 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,160 I'm thinking maybe a a rattlesnake, a scorpion. 836 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,840 I don't know what the fuck they have out there so. 837 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,920 Scorpion. Meri is going to like, kick a 838 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,240 coyote in the teeth. If it's coming for Leon, you got 839 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,120 to. Kick the coyote in the teeth so. 840 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,120 Good. Meri starts talking about the 841 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:34,840 call to plural marriage. Oh yes, and that she believes 842 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,720 that Leon has that. And here's the call the calling 843 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,360 to. Be in a polygamous family as an 844 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,520 adult while also fulfilling their dream of becoming a 845 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,360 doctor. A doctor. 846 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,040 It's just a. Stereotype that women in plural 847 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,386 marriage don't get an education. 848 00:43:52,394 --> 00:43:56,380 I'm going to be a doctor. What a. 849 00:43:56,388 --> 00:43:59,760 Terrible stereotype. So when we talked earlier about 850 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,095 the older kids having couch moments that don't matter, this 851 00:44:02,095 --> 00:44:04,243 is one of them. And I think the I think this 852 00:44:04,251 --> 00:44:07,072 might be the only one we talk about, I hope, because my God, 853 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,910 it literally doesn't matter. But Aspen, Maddie, Mckelty and 854 00:44:09,918 --> 00:44:13,480 Leon are sitting on this couch, and Mckelty talks about 855 00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:16,740 envisioning Leon's future as a polygamist wife. 856 00:44:16,748 --> 00:44:22,296 Yes, with four other wives and 21 kids 20. 857 00:44:22,304 --> 00:44:25,624 Three children. O20. 30 Lordy 3. 858 00:44:25,632 --> 00:44:26,860 Children. Oh lordy. 859 00:44:26,868 --> 00:44:29,752 Oh my. Lord, 23 children. 860 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,376 Oh Lord. And Leon? 861 00:44:32,384 --> 00:44:35,828 Says I like my big family, so I want a big family. 862 00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:38,950 Well then. They laugh and then Maddie, one 863 00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:44,965 of the others, says, oh, are the 23 kids Leon's or all of the 864 00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:47,156 wives? And then Leon kind of chuckle 865 00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:49,983 butts and says I do want a big family. 866 00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:54,920 And they're playing it off like, oh, maybe Leon would be the one 867 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,670 that had all the kids. Gross. 868 00:44:56,678 --> 00:45:01,360 It is a really weird thing for young people to be joking about 869 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,060 about having. 23 biological children it's a. 870 00:45:04,068 --> 00:45:06,964 Very odd thing. So that's the only thing I get 871 00:45:06,972 --> 00:45:10,326 out of this couch. Thing is, it's an odd 872 00:45:10,334 --> 00:45:13,540 conversation after. Their athletic pursuit, Leon is 873 00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:18,000 in the kitchen with Mother dearest and saying, you know, 874 00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:21,616 being all disgruntled and a curmudgeon burber durber dur. 875 00:45:21,624 --> 00:45:26,180 Oh, you know, we learned that Leon is driving a Robyn's old 876 00:45:26,188 --> 00:45:29,544 beige minivan that has issues with windows and issues with 877 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:32,638 doors and no air conditioning in the desert, blah blah blah. 878 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:36,020 And Meri told them that they could use Meri's car, but Meri 879 00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:37,869 forgot she had a hair appointment. 880 00:45:37,877 --> 00:45:41,200 So Meri says I'm sorry, I forgot. 881 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:44,160 Oh no. It's not cool enough for Leon. 882 00:45:44,168 --> 00:45:46,918 No that. Minivan is not cool enough for 883 00:45:46,926 --> 00:45:50,264 Leon and when Meri apologizes and says that she forgot about 884 00:45:50,272 --> 00:45:53,480 her appointment, Leon looks straight in Meri's face and says 885 00:45:53,480 --> 00:46:01,294 no you're not. And I was like, uh huh, what a 886 00:46:01,302 --> 00:46:02,640 bitch. And then? 887 00:46:02,648 --> 00:46:05,280 Leon walks off and rolls their eyes. 888 00:46:05,288 --> 00:46:06,570 Lovely. Yeah, Meri. 889 00:46:06,578 --> 00:46:08,607 Says Leon doesn't roll with the punches. 890 00:46:08,615 --> 00:46:11,229 Leon just takes after their Mama. 891 00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:15,100 Like, yeah, yeah, they get it. From me like OK they get it 892 00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:17,126 from. Me, they got it from their Mama, 893 00:46:17,126 --> 00:46:19,285 they got. It from their Mama they got it 894 00:46:19,293 --> 00:46:20,730 from. Don't roll with the. 895 00:46:20,738 --> 00:46:23,472 Punches just suck their Mama. Great story, Meri. 896 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,436 Yeah, very. Weird situations, very much time 897 00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:32,234 filler like you're purposely putting on TV that your child is 898 00:46:32,234 --> 00:46:35,790 being a straight up brat about having a car to drive. 899 00:46:35,798 --> 00:46:38,407 Not the right. Car not the right car? 900 00:46:38,415 --> 00:46:39,230 Very. Unlikeable. 901 00:46:39,238 --> 00:46:43,560 It's really interesting. I'm going to try not to harp on 902 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,952 it too much, but Leon is kind of chronically unlikable on this 903 00:46:47,952 --> 00:46:50,395 show. And I've skirted the issue for 904 00:46:50,403 --> 00:46:53,470 other reasons that I think people skirt issues with Leon 905 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:57,702 and I'm going to like take off my filter and Leon is unlikable 906 00:46:57,702 --> 00:47:01,281 in this scene and Leon is unlikable in a lot of scenes. 907 00:47:01,289 --> 00:47:03,836 So there's that. I mean, Leon comes across as a 908 00:47:03,844 --> 00:47:06,275 spoiled brat, and I don't think it's just that they're coming 909 00:47:06,283 --> 00:47:08,943 across that way. I think that they really kind of 910 00:47:08,943 --> 00:47:11,840 are so. We've witnessed it, we've joked 911 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,232 about it before. And now I might take some of my 912 00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:18,308 spice out of the After Meri gets her hair dead, she's 913 00:47:18,308 --> 00:47:19,960 driving down the road in the car. 914 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,840 She's going to go meet the other adults to tour the in progress 915 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,080 home builds at the cul-de-sac. And it is a little funny because 916 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,240 as she's driving down the road, she's like, I'm going to come 917 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,600 blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah. 918 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,880 She's telling us. And then and then the camera is 919 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,920 shooting out the, the windshield was shooting out the. 920 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,680 Windshield down the road? Yeah, down the road. 921 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,480 And Kody comes turning out of another road and she's like, oh, 922 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,400 there's Kody. Oh, we see. 923 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,680 His Meri Kay car with the top down just blowing in the breeze? 924 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,840 Yes. And it looked like there was a 925 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,880 dust storm up in the I was going to say the future in the 926 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,560 distance. And I'm like, Oh my gosh, she's 927 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,640 got his top down and there's a dust storm up there. 928 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,920 Imagine. Kody Brown doing his hair flip 929 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,960 repeatedly as a dust storms flowing through and just like. 930 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,720 And he's like, I will not put the top up. 931 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,320 I will not let my hair not fly in the wind. 932 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,840 Ridiculous. Once all the adults are at the 933 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,960 homes at the cul-de-sac. It also should be noted that 934 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,400 Leon was there. And I'm like, aren't you 935 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,000 supposed to be in school or something? 936 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:17,760 I don't know. Whatever. 937 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,400 I didn't even. Notice, Yeah. 938 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,360 Yeah, whatever. They go into Christine's house 939 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,120 1st and it's so funny because Christine. 940 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:33,200 Is Leon supposed to be a doctor and skipping school right now? 941 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,680 I'm so sorry to interrupt you, but Leon's meant to be a doctor 942 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:45,200 in missing school. Leon couldn't miss gym class 943 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,560 because that would have been an F. 944 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,320 They needed the minivan to get to school. 945 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,880 Oh. No, just to leave. 946 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,080 School. The two were the home. 947 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,720 Sorry, I interrupted. A good thing you had going 948 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,520 there, but my goodness, no, I appreciate. 949 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,040 The interruption because I suspect that Leon's not a doctor 950 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,040 today. So I don't know. 951 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,720 I suspect. Not so they go. 952 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:07,240 Into Christine's home 1st and it's so funny because Christine 953 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:12,080 walks into the foyer and takes a left into her library and Leon 954 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,040 is trailing behind and Christine says, Oh my gosh, the walls 955 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,560 are up. The other times I snuck in here, 956 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,040 they weren't up. And then it was like this moment 957 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,160 of like, oh shit, I'm saying this in front of Mona. 958 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,200 Like, Oh my God, I'm acknowledging that I've snuck 959 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,120 into the homes, Mona. Looks and goes the other days 960 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,960 you've snuck in here. Yeah. 961 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,960 What so? Good. 962 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,920 It's so good. And Mona is wearing a very 963 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,300 fashionable neon pink hard hat. 964 00:49:39,308 --> 00:49:42,600 Literally like look at me. Neon pink. 965 00:49:42,608 --> 00:49:44,166 Neon pink. Like she. 966 00:49:44,174 --> 00:49:47,490 Keeps her own hard hat in her car just for these situations. 967 00:49:47,498 --> 00:49:51,022 Yeah, I love it. I suspect the way she gets that 968 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:54,696 neon hard hat on is by wrinkling and twitching her nose 969 00:49:54,696 --> 00:49:58,615 and going ink with her arms crossed in front of her and it 970 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:00,120 just magically appears on her head. 971 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,920 I agree. I think that makes the most 972 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,600 sense, Yes. It's like, oh, do you keep that 973 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,920 hard hat in your trunk? And she goes, sure. 974 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,560 And all the time knowing no, no, but I'll just say I do. 975 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,040 The next house they tour is Janelle's house. 976 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,840 And they review a bedroom that has a bathroom and they're 977 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,240 talking. It's, I think it's Logan's 978 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,240 bedroom and Logan's shower or whatever. 979 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,379 And Janelle talks about how she was fighting Kody on the idea 980 00:50:25,379 --> 00:50:28,760 of having the number of bedrooms that he was suggesting because 981 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,640 they have so many children. But now she thinks he's right. 982 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,160 And we thought he was right the whole time. 983 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,800 Janelle, why would you want less bedrooms when you have all of 984 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,040 these children? Like, whatever. 985 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,120 I don't want to hound on her on it. 986 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,040 It's just kind of like, OK, you finally saw the light. 987 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:44,800 Like, give me a break. Yeah. 988 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,920 And everyone. Else is having the same amount 989 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,280 of bedrooms and you have the same budget, and it's just 990 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,200 bizarre. Yeah. 991 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,400 She just was trying to cut corners to save money, and it 992 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,240 wasn't needing to happen. It was silly. 993 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,160 Yeah, apparently. Hey, I didn't know if you knew 994 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,360 this, but Christmas needs to happen here to cement the idea 995 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,640 of a childhood home in their heads. 996 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,040 Just sharing with you again. Thank you for letting me know. 997 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:18,080 I forgot that our third home on this parade of homes is Meri's 998 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,520 house. Luckily all we do is go in and 999 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,040 she looks at the kitchen and she's like, oh, it's beautiful 1000 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,360 or something. And that was it. 1001 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,560 Thank God, because normally we would be beat over the head with 1002 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,680 Meri's indecisiveness, unhappiness, complaints, crying 1003 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,040 about her budget. Well, she's been. 1004 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,640 Sneaking in and like, you know, dictating every, every step 1005 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,680 that they take into her home. So at this point. 1006 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,804 She can't be unhappy because she knows everything that's 1007 00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:43,600 already there. Yes. 1008 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,360 Exactly. And then our. 1009 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,560 Final home on this tour is Robyn's home. 1010 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,640 And when they walk in, she's, you know, in the front of the 1011 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,960 pack. She's got her hard hat on and as 1012 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,400 she's walking through, she is crying. 1013 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,760 And I feel like it's one of the first times we see Robyn where 1014 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:04,400 she's actually crying out of like, happiness because of the 1015 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,720 home status. Like she's like, it's beautiful. 1016 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:10,160 And she literally looks like she's emotionally touched. 1017 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,200 And that's rare because usually she's just pretending to be 1018 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,880 emotionally touched. She does tell us that she's 1019 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,240 intimidated by the costs, though, because, you know, 1020 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,400 before she lived in a trailer with the space heater and now 1021 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,680 she's got a real home. That's a. 1022 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,960 Real home. And by the way. 1023 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,640 She was in 1/2 house for a while and but I mean half house, I 1024 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,440 mean her own mother. 'S home, Her own mother's 1025 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,960 trailer No when? She rented the duplex and I 1026 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,000 called it her half house. Like she's she just makes it 1027 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,440 sound like she's how. How much of sob and Robyn's sob 1028 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,560 story is really a sob story between? 1029 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:50,233 Robyn and her sob story, they're showing clips of couch 1030 00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:53,134 moments. And this is where we get a clip 1031 00:52:53,134 --> 00:52:56,280 where Meri has this short curly ponytail and it actually looks 1032 00:52:56,288 --> 00:52:58,177 cute. And I've never seen her do her 1033 00:52:58,185 --> 00:53:00,120 hair this way before, and it actually looks pretty cute. 1034 00:53:00,128 --> 00:53:02,000 She's got a short little curly ponytail. 1035 00:53:02,008 --> 00:53:04,220 We're saying Meri. 'S hair looks kind of cute. 1036 00:53:04,228 --> 00:53:06,542 It looks. Kind of cute in this interview. 1037 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:08,760 And then they do, you know, the 1038 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,560 solo interview with Janelle and Kody. 1039 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,545 And this is where she's got the purple Ursula eyeshadow on and 1040 00:53:15,545 --> 00:53:17,970 a purple shirt that matches it. 1041 00:53:17,978 --> 00:53:22,388 And it looks like she just rubbed her finger and purple 1042 00:53:22,396 --> 00:53:26,325 eyeshadow aggressively and then rubbed it on her closed eyelid 1043 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:29,736 or open eyelid aggressively and said, I'm ready, I'm good to go, 1044 00:53:29,736 --> 00:53:32,380 I'm good to go. See, Kim, we're doing this right 1045 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:35,464 now because it does look like when a kid is playing with 1046 00:53:35,472 --> 00:53:37,524 makeup and literally like rubs it on their face. 1047 00:53:37,532 --> 00:53:40,330 Not only does it look like that on Janelle's face, but the 1048 00:53:40,338 --> 00:53:42,630 motions you were just doing, you did, yeah. 1049 00:53:42,638 --> 00:53:46,822 I could have done better eyeshadow at age 6 than what she 1050 00:53:46,822 --> 00:53:50,120 has in this interview, and I am not exaggerating. 1051 00:53:50,128 --> 00:53:51,916 Yeah, no. It's not at. 1052 00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:54,104 All it almost looks. Like intentionally Like if 1053 00:53:54,112 --> 00:53:56,755 someone else did it you would think it was a joke. 1054 00:53:56,763 --> 00:54:00,400 Like is. This the end of the day like I 1055 00:54:00,408 --> 00:54:05,776 don't they leave these women out to dry like on I don't even know 1056 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:08,365 over and. Over again and she's. 1057 00:54:08,373 --> 00:54:12,580 Wearing this like big purple shirt and this ugly purple 1058 00:54:12,588 --> 00:54:16,542 eyeshadow that's like almost to her eyebrow and it's like looks 1059 00:54:16,542 --> 00:54:19,460 like a square on her eye. Like she literally just rubbed 1060 00:54:19,468 --> 00:54:22,094 it with her finger quickly to get it on. 1061 00:54:22,102 --> 00:54:26,515 And then she's got her signature dark black eyeliner around her 1062 00:54:26,523 --> 00:54:31,180 eyes that are beady and small and she's got this bleached 1063 00:54:31,188 --> 00:54:35,440 white white blonde hair and it literally looks like Ursula. 1064 00:54:35,448 --> 00:54:39,242 And I'm disturbed, yes. The ink was shooting out of 1065 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:41,584 places and no places he wanted to be. 1066 00:54:41,592 --> 00:54:44,820 That look I don't get. It Yeah. 1067 00:54:44,828 --> 00:54:48,600 We documented the look, so yeah, keep your eyes peeled you'll 1068 00:54:48,608 --> 00:54:50,174 you'll see it. I had a. 1069 00:54:50,182 --> 00:54:55,376 Little bit of a mental breakdown watching this and I paused it 1070 00:54:55,384 --> 00:54:58,924 repeatedly on different spots while she had half closed eyes 1071 00:54:58,932 --> 00:55:03,986 because I was so alarmed by it. I wondered if perhaps Robyn was 1072 00:55:03,986 --> 00:55:07,280 trying to start gas leaks in her home as well. 1073 00:55:07,288 --> 00:55:09,394 She would. Overturn the knob in Janelle's 1074 00:55:09,402 --> 00:55:11,425 place. Janelle's like I look fine. 1075 00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:12,800 It's like honey. Great. 1076 00:55:12,808 --> 00:55:19,144 I look wonderful. Let me steal your voice, please. 1077 00:55:19,144 --> 00:55:22,560 That's what Janelle should have 1078 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,880 been doing that. Necklace with that voice would 1079 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,120 have looked 1000 times better than that weird ass bear claw. 1080 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,680 My sister wife's jewelry. So after Robyn is having an 1081 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,240 emotional moment in her home, that actually seems like a legit 1082 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,920 emotional moment, which was shocking. 1083 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,800 It's more of. Fear for paying for her for 1084 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,320 having to pay. For it, she is concerned about 1085 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,080 the costs and she lets us know that because, you know, she 1086 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,960 can't earn a dollar because she's never had a job, she can't 1087 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,520 work. She's literally, she's just 1088 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,520 insufferable. After we're done touring Robyn's 1089 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,920 home, Meri lets us know that she's concerned about the wives 1090 00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,160 being able to see what each other is doing more when they're 1091 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,840 in the cul-de-sac. She talks about the privacy, 1092 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,960 what not. Again, she says she thinks it 1093 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,720 may cause an issue when they get into the houses. 1094 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,120 And then when she's wrapped up with going over this little 1095 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,520 spiel about how she's concerned about the privacy and the 1096 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,710 whatnot and yadda yadda, there's like a pause and then she 1097 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,640 goes, and that's all I'm going to say about that right now. 1098 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,640 And it's like, what the fuck? Like who says that? 1099 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,560 That's all. You're going to say about it 1100 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,080 right now, right? It's like who? 1101 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,720 I don't even know. It's like when people are like, 1102 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,240 I'm going to tell you honestly or something and it's like, were 1103 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,600 you going to not be honest? I, I just, are you going to lie? 1104 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:43,480 I don't really get the clarifier or the no, not the signifier. 1105 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,760 I don't know what it means other than that she wants privacy 1106 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,040 because she's talking to strangers on the Internet and 1107 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,160 she's being catfished as we speak meanwhile. 1108 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,720 She has this like fluffy weird gathered red Infinity scarf like 1109 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,640 damn near up to her chin and she's just like, was it? 1110 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,360 Homemade. No. 1111 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,480 I don't think so, I thought it. 1112 00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:02,920 Looked like it might have been homemade. 1113 00:57:02,928 --> 00:57:04,781 It was. It was rough. 1114 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:07,240 It was real. Rough, but yeah, she just 1115 00:57:07,248 --> 00:57:10,220 doesn't know what would happen if they just see what each other 1116 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,040 are doing in their new homes all the time. 1117 00:57:12,048 --> 00:57:16,122 The other day. OK, our day with Meri continues. 1118 00:57:16,122 --> 00:57:17,040 Oh yes, it. 1119 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,400 Does it's still the? Day with Meri in case. 1120 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,040 You've forgotten where we were because Kimber and I are insane. 1121 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,840 We are still on Meri's day and Leon and Meri are going shopping 1122 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,560 at the local Hobby Lobby alternative for Christmas decor 1123 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,040 and gifts. And what I mean Hobby Lobby 1124 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,080 alternative. I mean, I don't know, like Pier 1125 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,840 One Imports meets Hobby Lobby, like a smaller store, like a. 1126 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:43,760 Weird locally owned home store that sells Yeah like mass 1127 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,400 produced signs signs. In fact, at one point, Leon was 1128 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,280 like, oh, this would be great for Mckel T And it's like a sign 1129 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,360 that says dress or fashion or something. 1130 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,040 Yeah. It's like and. 1131 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,240 There's 17 million of them around the planet, ones that. 1132 00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,745 Look like they're faux burned on the side and like 16 podged 1133 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:05,000 onto a wood thing. Like yeah, Meri talks. 1134 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,952 About the upcoming empty nest or whatnot that she's 1135 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:11,767 experiencing, you know, and this is the whole thing is she does 1136 00:58:11,767 --> 00:58:15,300 realize Leon's going to leave to become a doctor if Leon can 1137 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,922 continue to go to school and start breaking the rules and 1138 00:58:17,922 --> 00:58:19,884 being a little spoiled brat, right? 1139 00:58:19,892 --> 00:58:24,108 But she also says it feels weird to start over. 1140 00:58:24,116 --> 00:58:27,436 If she was to have another child, then she'd be dealing 1141 00:58:27,444 --> 00:58:29,090 with diapers and sleepless nights. 1142 00:58:29,098 --> 00:58:31,780 And that just feels word to her. Word, word. 1143 00:58:31,788 --> 00:58:33,220 Very weird. Yeah. 1144 00:58:33,228 --> 00:58:36,072 Yeah. Start over with a baby, a babe, 1145 00:58:36,072 --> 00:58:39,334 a babe, a babe, and then have 18 more years. 1146 00:58:39,342 --> 00:58:41,223 Yeah. Maybe he's too old for that 1147 00:58:41,231 --> 00:58:44,848 shit. And Leon has to let us know I've 1148 00:58:44,848 --> 00:58:48,824 been praying for my mom to have another baby probably since 1149 00:58:48,824 --> 00:58:56,340 I could even start praying. So I just continue to hope. 1150 00:58:56,348 --> 00:58:58,608 Oh, OK. Very touching. 1151 00:58:58,616 --> 00:59:03,920 As we know, as we know, as we. Know cut to evening at Meri's 1152 00:59:03,928 --> 00:59:05,850 home. So luckily this day is about to 1153 00:59:05,850 --> 00:59:07,378 end. You guys, I swear to God, we're 1154 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:10,120 going to. We're almost done Evening at 1155 00:59:10,128 --> 00:59:11,564 Meri's. I think you've made. 1156 00:59:11,572 --> 00:59:14,442 It this far, just stick with us to the end. 1157 00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:18,820 Evening time at Meri's, Leon is rummaging through a stack of 1158 00:59:18,828 --> 00:59:22,272 Christmas totes that are opened and there's Christmas crap 1159 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,725 everywhere. Just Christmas, Christmas, 1160 00:59:23,733 --> 00:59:27,986 Christmas and Leon is singing Star of 1 Water. 1161 00:59:27,994 --> 00:59:33,448 Oh oh excuse me, I I I was going into the jazz rendition. 1162 00:59:33,456 --> 00:59:36,832 Kimber, will you please give us the version of what Leon was 1163 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,500 singing while rummaging through the Christmas shit in Meri's 1164 00:59:39,508 --> 00:59:41,580 house? Star of Water *. 1165 00:59:41,588 --> 00:59:49,018 Of light, don't know. Oh. 1166 00:59:49,026 --> 00:59:53,216 Boy, just this like Little Hum alum in the long. 1167 00:59:53,224 --> 00:59:56,692 And then Kody walks in in. Comes Kody bursting through the 1168 00:59:56,692 --> 01:00:00,184 door, which I love because on Meri's day, well, I guess he 1169 01:00:00,192 --> 01:00:03,262 Kody wasn't with everyone their whole days, so I shouldn't even 1170 01:00:03,262 --> 01:00:05,920 say anything It's just kind of funny that Kody shows up after 1171 01:00:05,928 --> 01:00:08,344 like the sun's down and it's like, oh, the day's done and 1172 01:00:08,352 --> 01:00:11,033 here comes Kody honey, I'm. Home, honey, I'm. 1173 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:14,400 Home and I had a hard day and now I see. 1174 01:00:14,408 --> 01:00:16,300 You putting Christmas lights away? 1175 01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:22,117 Leon's taking them all out. Kody shows up and says it's not 1176 01:00:22,117 --> 01:00:24,896 even Thanksgiving and you're already there in Christmas. 1177 01:00:24,904 --> 01:00:31,410 I come over to Meri's house and I didn't expect this, but I 1178 01:00:31,418 --> 01:00:33,240 wasn't surprised. Oh God. 1179 01:00:33,248 --> 01:00:35,882 And. Then of course, they show a 1180 01:00:35,890 --> 01:00:39,828 little scene of Meri and Leon and Kody sitting around, Meri's 1181 01:00:39,828 --> 01:00:44,005 going through the ornaments, etcetera, being all nostalgic 1182 01:00:44,013 --> 01:00:49,183 about Christmas past, and then Meri and Kody talk about their 1183 01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:51,440 separation. So this is a lovely transition, 1184 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,460 yes. Their separations and Meri being 1185 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:55,040 further away from the other wives. 1186 01:00:55,048 --> 01:00:58,436 And because of this, they do get some more alone time. 1187 01:00:58,444 --> 01:01:01,566 And that means that their relationship can be a little 1188 01:01:01,574 --> 01:01:03,495 more special. They started somewhere and now 1189 01:01:03,503 --> 01:01:07,060 they're in a better place and blah blah blah yadda yadda 1190 01:01:07,068 --> 01:01:09,942 yadda. And I believed none of it. 1191 01:01:09,950 --> 01:01:13,602 No, it was all a lie. They were just talking about how 1192 01:01:13,602 --> 01:01:16,216 they're so much closer now that they have this time 1193 01:01:16,216 --> 01:01:18,040 together, away from the other wives. 1194 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,680 And I'm like, Kody sees Meri once every three weeks and he 1195 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,680 shows up at 9:00 PM and goes, why the fuck is Christmas going 1196 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,720 there? It's not Christmas. 1197 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,760 Like I just, I don't even know what that was all about other 1198 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,400 than of course they have a made-up relationship thing to 1199 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,200 keep up on the show like. Meri even admits at this point 1200 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:40,720 that well, Leon isn't always here when Kody comes over, so 1201 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,840 it's more special when they are here. 1202 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,600 And then Kody says that them being so isolated with her being 1203 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:50,480 the furthest away has helped their relationship to grow, to 1204 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,040 have that separation again, to focus on their relationship. 1205 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:58,160 And it's like, you know, marries the thumb on the hand just 1206 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,000 hanging out over here. And it's allowing them to grow 1207 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,120 totally. Meanwhile, they're. 1208 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,520 Not close. So this is all bullshit, Kody 1209 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,200 says some. Weird line about how you know 1210 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,880 when they're thinking of moving to the new houses that all he 1211 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:16,160 knows is that there's a utopia there and he's looking for it 1212 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,320 and the the new homes are going to be a new chapter and yadda 1213 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,080 yadda yadda bullshit. The new homes, the new homes and 1214 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,440 the new homes look like heaven, yes. 1215 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,320 They do look like heaven. He's hoping that it re 1216 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:32,000 establishes their family culture on the cul-de-sac a. 1217 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,520 Utopia A. Utopia on a Dead End St. in Las 1218 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,840 Vegas? More like a mirage. 1219 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,160 Exactly. Oh darling. 1220 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,160 Very, very. Poetic there then. 1221 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,000 Thank you. Thank you, I am a poet and I do 1222 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,080 know it. So moving on to Mustard seed and 1223 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,794 shit stain now because you know, I've now left the manosphere 1224 01:02:50,794 --> 01:02:52,960 for this episode. We'll see where I'm at next 1225 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,000 episode. OK, I'd like for you to start 1226 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,600 with your mustard seed, darling. 1227 01:02:56,608 --> 01:03:04,060 Ladies first. I am going to give my mustard 1228 01:03:04,068 --> 01:03:08,200 seed to Janelle. OK. 1229 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:13,730 Number one for her amazing Ursula costume like that was 1230 01:03:13,738 --> 01:03:22,050 amazing cosplay, and I wish that I could pull off a cosplay that 1231 01:03:22,050 --> 01:03:24,328 well, special. Oh my gosh. 1232 01:03:24,336 --> 01:03:26,378 She looked like a mess I don't think. 1233 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:30,640 Ursula will ever be a cosplay that I can replicate as 1234 01:03:30,648 --> 01:03:36,022 amazingly as our Janelle did. But yeah, she's kind of sticking 1235 01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:40,845 to her guns with being like. Does anyone else realize we need 1236 01:03:40,845 --> 01:03:46,160 this other specific income like and then she also recommits 1237 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,800 to Robyn's business while focusing on real estate. 1238 01:03:49,808 --> 01:03:53,612 Still logical. So she's putting her all into 1239 01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:57,728 the income that they keep repeatedly saying that they 1240 01:03:57,736 --> 01:03:59,175 need. Or at least. 1241 01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:00,507 She's saying she's going to do it. 1242 01:04:00,515 --> 01:04:01,860 She is. I was. 1243 01:04:01,868 --> 01:04:05,720 Supposedly, yeah. And she also didn't show up to 1244 01:04:05,728 --> 01:04:09,944 the house sites multiple times and stall on, you know, the 1245 01:04:09,952 --> 01:04:14,170 house is being finished. She also has her paperwork in 1246 01:04:14,178 --> 01:04:16,690 for approval. There's just multiple reasons 1247 01:04:16,698 --> 01:04:18,485 why she deserves it this episode. 1248 01:04:18,493 --> 01:04:22,200 So she is for sure going to get my mustard seed I. 1249 01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:25,540 Appreciate that mustard seed. Yes, I'm giving my mustard seed. 1250 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:27,400 I think maybe only for the 1251 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:31,080 second time in the history of my Sister Wives podcast to 1 1252 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,520 Christine. I didn't really care for 1253 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,045 Christine so much this episode. 1254 01:04:37,053 --> 01:04:41,255 What a shock. But I did acknowledge that I 1255 01:04:41,263 --> 01:04:45,296 owed her an apology for being on top of her paperwork. 1256 01:04:45,304 --> 01:04:49,440 And because of that, and because I am a man who is unlike other 1257 01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:52,641 men and I am sensitive, and I can say when I'm wrong, I was 1258 01:04:52,649 --> 01:04:54,655 wrong to be mean to her about that. 1259 01:04:54,663 --> 01:04:59,100 And so I'm giving her my mustard seed as a sign of goodwill and 1260 01:04:59,108 --> 01:05:02,052 an apology, an official apology to Christine Brown. 1261 01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:05,642 I also thought it was funny when they went into their homes and 1262 01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:09,200 she was like, these walls were not the last time I was here. 1263 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:10,880 Yeah. After like getting off Scott 1264 01:05:10,888 --> 01:05:14,025 free for being one of the people sneaking into the hall, yes. 1265 01:05:14,033 --> 01:05:16,660 She got away with it until the very end out at. 1266 01:05:16,668 --> 01:05:20,340 Herself, and she gave. Herself away yes and I love that 1267 01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:23,582 because sometimes that happens to me but I really appreciate it 1268 01:05:23,582 --> 01:05:26,618 when it happens to others so Christine you get my mustard I 1269 01:05:26,626 --> 01:05:28,860 also. Like the little Kiki between her 1270 01:05:28,860 --> 01:05:31,212 and Janelle after they met with Mona? 1271 01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:34,980 Yes, the little like Kiki they had in front of the real estate 1272 01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:38,066 business like well on the way to their cars while they were 1273 01:05:38,066 --> 01:05:41,244 like these other bitches don't have their fucking paperwork in 1274 01:05:41,244 --> 01:05:43,965 hello and now we're fucked because of it. 1275 01:05:43,973 --> 01:05:48,614 That was like a moment that I was living for both of our. 1276 01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:50,892 Seeds were there. Both of our mustard seeds, that 1277 01:05:50,892 --> 01:05:51,580 is. Yes. 1278 01:05:51,588 --> 01:05:55,755 OK darling, your shit stain. We've got a few options this 1279 01:05:55,763 --> 01:05:58,845 episode. Well, I think the obvious choice 1280 01:05:58,845 --> 01:06:02,560 is Robyn because there's, you know, over and over again for 1281 01:06:02,568 --> 01:06:06,885 her this episode. I am going to just go go bananas 1282 01:06:06,885 --> 01:06:10,268 here and I'm going to leave like a little banana smear. 1283 01:06:10,276 --> 01:06:13,550 Oh, God. And I'm going to go with Leon 1284 01:06:13,558 --> 01:06:16,624 00. Yes, I appreciate this. 1285 01:06:16,632 --> 01:06:20,485 I appreciate this. Because Leon's a spoiled brat 1286 01:06:20,493 --> 01:06:25,960 that got to drive a car to school and gosh darn it, it 1287 01:06:25,968 --> 01:06:29,725 wasn't the right car. Mommy, they are like Violet 1288 01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:31,980 Beauregard and freaking Willy Wonka. 1289 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:38,730 You are getting to drive a car. Does it matter what it is? 1290 01:06:38,738 --> 01:06:44,262 Apparently to you it does. I just think they're so spoiled 1291 01:06:44,262 --> 01:06:47,194 and they just get in this situation. 1292 01:06:47,202 --> 01:06:52,040 I I don't even know. Did they not have better footage 1293 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:58,388 to show of Meri's situation at home because they made Leon look 1294 01:06:58,388 --> 01:07:00,824 like a butthole? Yeah, that's. 1295 01:07:00,832 --> 01:07:04,022 True, that's true. But then part of me wonders, 1296 01:07:04,030 --> 01:07:07,882 like, is it that there's a lack of footage or is it just that 1297 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,800 this is the way that they really are? 1298 01:07:09,808 --> 01:07:14,230 Because we've seen so many instances of them acting like a 1299 01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:20,365 spoiled brat. And not to mention, I was made 1300 01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:27,424 aware this week that somebody with the name Leon has blocked 1301 01:07:27,432 --> 01:07:30,920 us on social media. That's. 1302 01:07:30,928 --> 01:07:34,848 Crazy. Oh my gosh, a little bird told 1303 01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:38,097 me a similar story that Leon went on social media on TikTok 1304 01:07:38,105 --> 01:07:40,376 and said that they were going to share their story. 1305 01:07:40,384 --> 01:07:43,422 They sound a lot like their mom, who's been saying I'm going to 1306 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:45,744 share my story for a long fucking time and there's no 1307 01:07:45,752 --> 01:07:48,330 stories shared. So now Leon's going to share 1308 01:07:48,338 --> 01:07:50,547 their story. Well, I ordinarily would applaud 1309 01:07:50,547 --> 01:07:54,990 this. So I went to go look blocked by 1310 01:07:54,990 --> 01:07:58,485 Leon on TikTok, this podcast. Blocked by Leon. 1311 01:07:58,493 --> 01:08:02,428 I don't, I don't know. I feel like we've been pretty 1312 01:08:02,436 --> 01:08:05,224 kosher about Leon. So I feel like we've been. 1313 01:08:05,232 --> 01:08:08,078 Very generous about Leon's behavior and given Leon the 1314 01:08:08,086 --> 01:08:10,325 benefit of the doubt so many times. 1315 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:14,485 And I did go on a few tangents about their behavior towards 1316 01:08:14,493 --> 01:08:18,475 Meri, specifically when it came to Meri's fertility, because 1317 01:08:18,484 --> 01:08:23,537 they were super insensitive to their mother and I found it 1318 01:08:23,546 --> 01:08:27,401 appalling. But I think overall, we've been 1319 01:08:27,401 --> 01:08:31,229 very, very kind. And the bull shirt situation was 1320 01:08:31,229 --> 01:08:35,145 hilarious. Now, I do applaud Leon for 1321 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:39,286 cutting out any sort of negativity and that might affect 1322 01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:41,772 them today. Maybe they've never even heard a 1323 01:08:41,772 --> 01:08:44,779 single thing and just want nothing to do with it 1324 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,816 whatsoever. And good on them for that. 1325 01:08:47,823 --> 01:08:51,256 So I mean we. Do make fun of their family and 1326 01:08:51,256 --> 01:08:54,600 their mom and you know, Yeah. So it's understandable, but it 1327 01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:57,000 gave. Me some like a very complicated 1328 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,584 and mixed feeling but. It's a little odd. 1329 01:08:59,591 --> 01:09:01,224 Put a weird. Taste in my mouth. 1330 01:09:01,232 --> 01:09:03,870 Yeah. So if you notice us being a 1331 01:09:03,877 --> 01:09:07,368 little snarky this episode, it's cuz it's like, wow, just made 1332 01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:09,147 aware of something rather interesting. 1333 01:09:09,154 --> 01:09:11,587 Yeah, you. Smeared me a little bit of the 1334 01:09:11,595 --> 01:09:15,205 wrong way. Like, maybe not like a full shit 1335 01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:18,468 stain, just a little Hershey squirt schmear, right? 1336 01:09:18,475 --> 01:09:21,460 Like when you fart and it's whatever you fart and little. 1337 01:09:21,468 --> 01:09:23,439 Shit comes out a shark. Yeah, a shark. 1338 01:09:23,448 --> 01:09:25,743 A little shark. A shark for Leon Leon's a 1339 01:09:25,751 --> 01:09:26,464 little. Shark. 1340 01:09:26,471 --> 01:09:30,060 Yeah, that makes sense. If we sound better, it's because 1341 01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:33,965 we are. OK, so my shit stain is 1342 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:37,194 definitely going to 1 Robyn Brown. 1343 01:09:37,202 --> 01:09:40,300 And now I say definitely. And that's funny because I could 1344 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:46,220 have easily given it to Kody this episode, but Robyn for the 1345 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:50,814 negligee doily top alone the. Manipulation. 1346 01:09:50,822 --> 01:09:53,790 The manipulation. On that deserves a shit stain. 1347 01:09:53,798 --> 01:09:58,502 Layered on top of that is the inability for her to manage her 1348 01:09:58,502 --> 01:10:03,648 own children that are way too old to be tapping on pianos and 1349 01:10:03,648 --> 01:10:06,376 yelling and screaming while little Saul is sleeping. 1350 01:10:06,384 --> 01:10:09,523 Even though Saul is sleeping on a king size bed all alone with 1351 01:10:09,531 --> 01:10:12,825 the blinds open in the middle of the day for her intentionally 1352 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:17,375 causing a gas leak in every home that she's ever been in to fuck 1353 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:20,152 with her children, herself, and her spouse, and any help that 1354 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,700 comes into the home. And then the fucking paperwork. 1355 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,320 Her inability to call creditors 1356 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,560 when it's the only thing that she actually needs to do. 1357 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,480 They've already been building these homes for a hot minute. 1358 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,200 We know that it's not even Thanksgiving according to Kody, 1359 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,320 and they're putting out Christmas stuff so they want to 1360 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,520 be in before they've got a month. 1361 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,480 There's time that needs to be filled with efforts to get the 1362 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,760 things done. Robyn has no real job. 1363 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,597 She designed jewelry months ago and plugs something on a 1364 01:10:44,597 --> 01:10:47,200 website once a month. Like give me a break bitch. 1365 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,960 And she's the. First person that's going to 1366 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:53,080 have the house like done like and she's the builders the least 1367 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,760 deserving. Yeah, the builders are the 1368 01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,240 furthest on her house and it's like, what the fuck are you 1369 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,480 doing? She's so. 1370 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:05,000 Wrong and then also thinking that all of the other family 1371 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,560 members need to contribute more to the her brainchild of a 1372 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,720 business while it is a family business. 1373 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:13,520 So, you know, got to give her a little Sandy wipe for that. 1374 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,040 She even. Manipulated her way into getting 1375 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,080 her business instead of Janelle, you know. 1376 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:22,400 So she's just gross all around and the fact that she thinks her 1377 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,837 family members should do more to support her failing business 1378 01:11:24,837 --> 01:11:27,960 is ridiculous and I am calling it her failing business. 1379 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,640 Robyn, you are a shit stain and you deserve it. 1380 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,720 As per. Usual. 1381 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,320 You are the biggest shit stain of them all. 1382 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,360 Goodbye. Do we have any, do we have any 1383 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,960 leaderboard updates from anybody? 1384 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,320 If anybody's keeping track of our mustard seeds and shit 1385 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,160 stains, I would love to know if Robyn or Kody is the winner at 1386 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,720 this point. I mean, we're in Season 6. 1387 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,840 We've got to have a roster. You know, I should have been 1388 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,000 doing this, but it's too much work. 1389 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,160 Yeah, we are deadbeat losers. That's literally. 1390 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,280 The point and. This is you do come to us for 1391 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:59,160 our expert analysis, but math I'm not any better at. 1392 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,440 We're still deadbeat. Losers. 1393 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:03,480 When it comes to the brass tacks of it all, we truly. 1394 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:07,160 Are our Keep Suite moment this week is a YouTube comment. 1395 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:12,170 Oh YouTube from user Ash FO 3II. 1396 01:12:12,178 --> 01:12:16,640 Now there's probably some sort of phonetic thing I'm supposed 1397 01:12:16,648 --> 01:12:18,180 to be getting from this username. 1398 01:12:18,188 --> 01:12:22,549 Like Ash Foley, it's probably just Ashley and I can't even 1399 01:12:22,557 --> 01:12:25,416 read. Sorry Ash Dash FO3II. 1400 01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:31,350 We do love your comments and so I have selected one from our 1401 01:12:31,358 --> 01:12:36,160 recent episode. Pilgrim Polygamist Stop and you 1402 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:43,099 laugh hard to read Polygamist Pilgrimage into the past and 1403 01:12:43,107 --> 01:12:48,900 Ashfoe 3II says I have a friend whose game is to not only shout 1404 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:51,040 out the camper name. So remember Kimber? 1405 01:12:51,048 --> 01:12:53,400 You were talking about camper names, yes? 1406 01:12:53,408 --> 01:12:55,880 OK, let. Me refresh your memories, 1407 01:12:55,888 --> 01:12:58,716 everyone Kimber and her husband play a game when they're driving 1408 01:12:58,716 --> 01:13:02,140 down the road when they see a camper that has a business like 1409 01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:05,458 a just the name of the. Camper, the name of. 1410 01:13:05,466 --> 01:13:08,505 The camper who? Kills it out Mountaineer Ash. 1411 01:13:08,513 --> 01:13:12,982 Foe 3II says I have a friend whose game is to not only shout 1412 01:13:12,982 --> 01:13:17,380 out the camper name, but to preface it with the word anal. 1413 01:13:17,388 --> 01:13:19,336 Anal freedom. Elite, yes. 1414 01:13:19,344 --> 01:13:23,572 Isn't the worst. I've heard yes 'cause they were. 1415 01:13:23,572 --> 01:13:25,880 Driving the freedom Elite Camp 1416 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,000 elite. So Anal freedom elite, I love 1417 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:28,880 it. And you know what? 1418 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,700 Anal freedom elite feels right. 1419 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:35,552 Feels patriotic, yes. Feels like we're going back to 1420 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:39,224 God's country, Lehi UT. So thank you, Ash fo 3II. 1421 01:13:39,232 --> 01:13:41,539 And you know what? If you want to leave us a 1422 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:43,587 comment telling me how to pronounce your username, go for 1423 01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:47,008 it. Phonetically spell that out, 1424 01:13:47,016 --> 01:13:48,360 please. Thank you so much for. 1425 01:13:48,368 --> 01:13:50,602 The love and the comments. Thank you again for your mustard 1426 01:13:50,602 --> 01:13:52,630 seeds and shit stains on our last episode. 1427 01:13:52,638 --> 01:13:55,940 It's been fun, it's been great. Hopefully you enjoy those towels 1428 01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:58,710 to clean up whatever you need to clean up, dear listeners, and 1429 01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:01,700 we will. Be reading some favorites in. 1430 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:04,620 Upcoming episodes, yes. Maybe we'll stretch it out, 1431 01:14:04,628 --> 01:14:06,850 Maybe we'll dried out over Season 6. 1432 01:14:06,858 --> 01:14:10,258 Stretched it out over season 6 like this. 1433 01:14:10,266 --> 01:14:13,728 Show literally they take an entire season to tell us that 1434 01:14:13,736 --> 01:14:16,064 they're further along building the homes they were already 1435 01:14:16,072 --> 01:14:18,880 building so we could share some mustard seeds and shit stains 1436 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:21,728 throughout the season. Darling, do you have any advice 1437 01:14:21,728 --> 01:14:24,760 for Janelle when it comes to her Ursula cosplay? 1438 01:14:24,768 --> 01:14:29,332 I think. That she just needs a skirt with 1439 01:14:29,332 --> 01:14:33,866 some fingerling tentacle is coming off, and then she needs 1440 01:14:33,874 --> 01:14:38,940 to swish and sway on the front of Kody's convertible as he's 1441 01:14:38,948 --> 01:14:41,800 driving in the windstorm the next time. 1442 01:14:41,808 --> 01:14:46,638 Then we'd really get an image that would be worth seeing. 1443 01:14:46,646 --> 01:14:50,235 I am visualizing it and it's quite something. 1444 01:14:50,243 --> 01:14:53,248 Thank you for that, honey. Oh, you're very. 1445 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,880 Welcome stay. Blessed everyone.