1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,800 What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,160 Goodbye. You. 3 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,680 Shut it off. Do not twist my words. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,160 Do not make me a victim, sweetie. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,320 Just look at the mountain. That's what you. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,040 Saw. That day. 7 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,520 Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,680 sacrifices that I made to love you. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,480 Celebrate good times. Come on, let's celebrate. 10 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:59,280 Celebrate all. In this episode we will be 11 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,480 celebrating and we will be cringing. 12 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:08,960 There are highs and lows, mids, rights, lefts, Cheeto 13 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,800 complexion, lots of things going on. 14 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,520 Lots of facial expressions. A lot. 15 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,800 Of facial expressions, absolutely. 16 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,520 I was kind of going like, OK, episode 2 season 5, Kody begs 17 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:26,520 for an answer. And I'm going, OK, we're just 18 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,840 going to get more of the same, which we do get a little more of 19 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,280 the same. But it surprised me how much was 20 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,600 in this episode. There was a lot. 21 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,760 So hopefully you all are buckled in. 22 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,840 It was flying at us. And ready for this wild ride we 23 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,960 called Sister Wives. Wild indeed. 24 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,320 Wild, wild, crazy. The episode opens with the 25 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,828 adults on the couch, of course, where we are used to seeing 26 00:01:53,828 --> 00:01:57,622 them sitting on a couch and they're talking about not 27 00:01:57,622 --> 00:02:01,426 being public before in their lives and how they were 28 00:02:01,426 --> 00:02:04,720 secretive and sharing examples about how fathers don't 29 00:02:04,728 --> 00:02:09,520 address their children in public and blah blah blah blah blah. 30 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:13,284 Robyn and Christine's families had to hide and the dads were 31 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,623 not able to address the children in public. 32 00:02:15,631 --> 00:02:21,832 Yes, of course he has to bring up Robyn and her weird family 33 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:27,564 situation and Christians, which actually I would say was more of 34 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,976 like a normal polygamist situation for the time. 35 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,564 Yes. Well, polygamy royalty, yes. 36 00:02:32,572 --> 00:02:36,736 But yeah, we all know that Robyn just had a mom who was a whore, 37 00:02:36,736 --> 00:02:40,380 but that's another story. Yeah, the the moms were Polly 38 00:02:40,388 --> 00:02:42,650 under duress. They were not trying to be. 39 00:02:42,658 --> 00:02:44,510 I don't. Well, at least the first one 40 00:02:44,518 --> 00:02:45,503 probably wasn't. Right. 41 00:02:45,511 --> 00:02:49,685 Robyn's mom was, yeah, story for a different time, perhaps. 42 00:02:49,693 --> 00:02:53,130 Christine talks about how her grandfather was put in jail 43 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:56,740 because of plural marriage, because he was, you know, the 44 00:02:56,748 --> 00:02:59,046 leader of these freaks and these polygamists. 45 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:03,337 And I was wondering, I'm like, was he put in jail before or 46 00:03:03,345 --> 00:03:05,264 after he was murdered by another polygamist leader? 47 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,504 And then I realized it had to be before because he probably 48 00:03:08,512 --> 00:03:11,050 couldn't go to jail after he was murdered. 49 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,880 Look at me. Logical deduction. 50 00:03:13,888 --> 00:03:17,920 She cracked me up all the way. She said that that her 51 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:21,440 grandfather was put in jail. Oh yeah, the way she said it 52 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:21,855 was. Totally. 53 00:03:21,863 --> 00:03:24,548 Like, oh, wait, did he go to college at Yale? 54 00:03:24,556 --> 00:03:27,440 What do you mean no, no. No, no, no. 55 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,868 He went to jail. Yes to jail. 56 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,000 The way she said that was so funny. 57 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:34,900 Yeah, I know. And it's like Jill, Jill. 58 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:36,080 Jail. Jail. 59 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:36,938 Yeah. Ridiculous. 60 00:03:36,946 --> 00:03:42,785 And Kody has this insane bowl cut thing that's flipped under. 61 00:03:42,785 --> 00:03:44,360 I don't know. 62 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,400 He looks so handsome. It looks a little like Amish of 63 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,440 yeah, something. He just has a face and a haircut 64 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,160 that I want to sit on. It's very unfortunate in this 65 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,680 episode and it's a little different than his use a. 66 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,640 Little more tragic than the usual. 67 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,304 Way more tragic than the usual. 68 00:04:02,312 --> 00:04:06,040 It's, yeah, something else. We also get flashbacks to when 69 00:04:06,048 --> 00:04:09,900 the kids were young and they were being homeschooled and they 70 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,160 were in plague school, etcetera, and not in public. 71 00:04:13,168 --> 00:04:16,490 So they're kind of doing this narrative of like they weren't 72 00:04:16,498 --> 00:04:19,959 living like other people. It's like a theme to get us 73 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,312 started into this episode because the adults are going to 74 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:25,235 go to parent teacher conferences. 75 00:04:25,243 --> 00:04:29,195 So they're kind of teeing this up like, Oh yes, when the kids 76 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:30,915 were young, they weren't like other children. 77 00:04:30,923 --> 00:04:33,544 Our families weren't like other families. 78 00:04:33,552 --> 00:04:38,455 We were denied rights. We were hidden behind a curtain. 79 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:39,800 The worst curtain you've ever 80 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,960 seen. So the adults are gathering to 81 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,760 get ready to go to parent teacher conferences and it's 82 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,920 just so lovely to see them supporting their children 83 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,720 showing up like parents should. 84 00:04:51,728 --> 00:04:56,169 They're at Meri's house and Kody says that he has to be better 85 00:04:56,177 --> 00:05:00,200 dressed than them, meaning the teachers, and he's wearing a 86 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:03,735 full on suit. Yeah, like what? 87 00:05:03,743 --> 00:05:08,374 Dad wears a suit to parent teacher conferences. 88 00:05:08,382 --> 00:05:10,578 It looks like he's going on a mission. 89 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,886 What are you doing with yourself here? 90 00:05:12,894 --> 00:05:16,329 It's like he was reliving his glory days as a young man when 91 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:19,246 he was on a mission. Yeah, and of course it's about 92 00:05:19,254 --> 00:05:21,692 him. He has to be better dressed than 93 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:23,760 them, the teachers. It wasn't odd comics. 94 00:05:23,768 --> 00:05:27,739 It's like, what are you? Are you implying something that 95 00:05:27,739 --> 00:05:30,472 you need to be more formal or elevated? 96 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,160 Look better than them. Educators. 97 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:35,168 I mean, it's not like we're talking about sewer rats. 98 00:05:35,176 --> 00:05:37,974 I mean, they're your teachers at the school. 99 00:05:37,982 --> 00:05:41,272 Or do you think that he thought they'd be wearing suits too? 100 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:44,560 Oh yeah, I don't. Know and that he expected the 101 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:48,642 teachers to be different maybe because they talk later on about 102 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:52,304 how the kids have kind of glorified these teachers and 103 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:55,520 they are kind of like little like, you know, hero 104 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:58,172 conversations that the kids have about these teachers. 105 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:02,484 And so maybe he feels like he needs to put on his monkey suit 106 00:06:02,484 --> 00:06:06,864 and impress them. And they're from this very weird 107 00:06:06,864 --> 00:06:11,349 culture where perhaps teachers in other schools were dressed up 108 00:06:11,349 --> 00:06:12,440 more. I don't know. 109 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:16,022 I mean, the kids being in public school for the first time and 110 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:19,920 you know, maybe not that weak but new to public school. 111 00:06:19,928 --> 00:06:23,960 So I don't know. Seems like Kody would have 112 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,794 recognized when going to school before. 113 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:30,955 Maybe he never did that. The other parents or adults 114 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:33,235 aren't in suits. I don't. 115 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:37,494 Know it's the self centeredness coming back up, you know, like 116 00:06:37,502 --> 00:06:40,540 the fact that you have to be A1 upper. 117 00:06:40,548 --> 00:06:44,464 Oh, of course. Kody Brown, The Kody Brown, the 118 00:06:44,464 --> 00:06:47,416 star of this show. Yeah, It's his show. 119 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:49,700 That's what he has been known to say. 120 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:52,264 It's his show. Isn't it though? 121 00:06:52,272 --> 00:06:54,744 It is. It's the Kody Brown show. 122 00:06:54,752 --> 00:06:58,040 We're all just watching. Meri talks about how nervous she 123 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:02,716 is because she still has this mentality that they are still 124 00:07:02,724 --> 00:07:06,842 like in hiding, right? It's probably very hard to get 125 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:10,460 out of that mentality when you go out in public with all of 126 00:07:10,468 --> 00:07:13,285 your other sister wives, which they've been doing and they've 127 00:07:13,293 --> 00:07:17,455 been showing it. But this is a little bit more of 128 00:07:17,455 --> 00:07:21,840 like the capacity of the situation is these are people 129 00:07:21,848 --> 00:07:25,656 that are in an authority position over your children. 130 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:28,230 So it could be nerve racking, right? 131 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:29,968 Like you want to make a good impression on them too. 132 00:07:29,976 --> 00:07:32,530 You don't want them to treat your children differently 133 00:07:32,538 --> 00:07:37,940 because of your situation so. They talk about being the only 134 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:41,920 polygamist family in school is likely because, you know, it's 135 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:44,744 probably true. Yeah, many other polygamist 136 00:07:44,752 --> 00:07:47,220 families in the Las Vegas public school. 137 00:07:47,228 --> 00:07:49,984 Robyn. Oh, God, We get some precious 138 00:07:49,992 --> 00:07:52,060 pearls from Robyn in this episode. 139 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:56,538 She really brings that Robyn Ness that we've all come to love 140 00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:59,300 and adore. And she says something like 141 00:07:59,308 --> 00:08:03,178 they've probably never had five parents in a room with a 142 00:08:03,186 --> 00:08:06,200 student. And it's like, what? 143 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:09,645 Like she's so dumb. And it's like, why are you even 144 00:08:09,645 --> 00:08:12,285 talking? I mean, maybe I hope that a 145 00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:14,784 producer or director was nudging her for a sound bite. 146 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,428 Because if she's just talking to fill the space, it's like bitch 147 00:08:17,428 --> 00:08:19,448 you're so dumb. I think she is just talking to 148 00:08:19,456 --> 00:08:22,020 fill the space. I think she's just as 149 00:08:22,028 --> 00:08:26,462 self-centered as Kody but not self aware of it like Kody is. 150 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:32,554 I think that she just feels the need to speak and fill voids of 151 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,389 silence. Yeah, with her brilliant 152 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:39,340 thoughts and astute observations, what we're going 153 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:43,878 to transition into is the parents at the school and when 154 00:08:43,885 --> 00:08:47,280 they go to visit different teachers, they're talking about 155 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,702 different kids that currently have these teachers or have had 156 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:54,340 them in the past to discuss their academic status, as one 157 00:08:54,348 --> 00:08:56,574 does at a parent teacher conference. 158 00:08:56,582 --> 00:09:01,810 And so we kind of get a little background and history 159 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:06,055 storytelling of each child as they're going through. 160 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:08,660 Now these are high schoolers, so it's just the older kids. 161 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:11,720 And we start with Leon. Of course, we're going to start 162 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,300 with Leon. We meet the wonderful and lovely 163 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:18,830 Miss Hess, who is the Spanish teacher at the school that Leon 164 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,287 currently has. One of Leon's talking head 165 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,683 moments. They say they want to be a 166 00:09:23,691 --> 00:09:26,060 doctor and that they want to be a polygamist. 167 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:29,408 They've wanted to be a doctor since they were seven years old. 168 00:09:29,408 --> 00:09:31,560 I'm like, wow, I was specific 7 169 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,840 no. They can't wait until the day 170 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,525 that they can have sister wives. 171 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:40,540 Leon also talks about the closeness between them and their 172 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:44,520 siblings, which is, you know, acute tidbit. 173 00:09:44,528 --> 00:09:46,915 Not sure. Throwaway comment. 174 00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:51,502 Drawback that the producers made them say because they just took 175 00:09:51,502 --> 00:09:55,090 clips of the family videos and put them in. 176 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:55,949 Perhaps. Yeah. 177 00:09:55,957 --> 00:10:00,152 Well, and also I think Leon references something like we 178 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:04,255 didn't have a lot of friends because of their lifestyle, like 179 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:08,344 kind of living more secluded or whatever the word would be. 180 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:12,072 And so they developed such close relationships with each other. 181 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,228 You know, I mean, family members, siblings usually have 182 00:10:15,236 --> 00:10:17,759 close relationships. So I don't know what that means. 183 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:19,040 We had each other, Yeah. 184 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,040 There's one thing that they did say at the beginning of the 185 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,000 episode that I would like to mention. 186 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,520 It was a weird comment that Kody made. 187 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:30,760 He said the kids grew up as siblings and family. 188 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:36,920 We raised them as siblings. Like, are you fucking serious? 189 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,400 They are siblings. Yeah. 190 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,920 Why are you? The way he said it was just the 191 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:44,840 dumbest thing ever. Like we all get that they are 192 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,640 siblings. Like you could have a first wife 193 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:54,240 that you divorce and don't see and have a second wife that you 194 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:58,720 have kids with and still raise those kids as siblings and not 195 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,560 be in the same household and have the moms have any sort of 196 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,480 interaction. Like, duh. 197 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,120 Yeah. Yeah, they're raised as 198 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,160 siblings. I don't know. 199 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,120 He's just so fucking weird sometimes. 200 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,880 He says these things that he tries to say like so wise, like, 201 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,520 yes, we raised our children as siblings and it's just like. 202 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,520 Yeah, the brothers and sisters are siblings. 203 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,000 It's like this need to over clarify because of the polygamy 204 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,240 background I'm assuming but. Yeah, like do you not understand 205 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,440 how family systems work? Right. 206 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,600 And we're in Season 5. Like, we got it, we got it. 207 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,840 Yeah, Oh my God. Like we're not the idiots here 208 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,240 that are trying to understand your family anymore. 209 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,400 You're the idiot that doesn't understand. 210 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:45,200 Just like normal Life. OK, quit over explaining to us. 211 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,880 It's so true, we are not the idiots that don't understand. 212 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:49,840 You. Are. 213 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,920 Oh my God, it's so true. Now the Spanish teacher lets us 214 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,800 know that Leon has chosen a Spanish name that means yellow. 215 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,240 MMM, Amarillo. Amarillo. 216 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:07,440 Amarillo and Madison chose for her name Zorro, which means Fox. 217 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:14,440 Fox, which I have to say my Spanish teacher who was from 218 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:20,120 Spain, told us really funny terms that, you know, actually 219 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,000 meant something in Spanish, like little swears or little like 220 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,160 slights that you could say. And one of them was you could 221 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:32,200 call a woman a Zora, which means fox like a foxy lady, a bad 222 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,080 lady, like a bad woman, like a naughty woman. 223 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,650 So it's kind of funny that that was the name that Madison 224 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:42,325 chose. And the slang of Zorro didn't 225 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:47,342 translate like that in Spanish class in high school, I suppose. 226 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,520 But it's funny that my Spanish 227 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,160 teacher in college who was from Spain was like, yeah, you don't 228 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,040 want to call a woman that. It's an insult. 229 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,400 He literally was like, it's an insult. 230 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,480 So it's kind of just a funny little side note. 231 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,800 Oh, Maddie, the true definition of a well behaved woman never 232 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,280 makes history because that bitch makes some history. 233 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120 I'm just kidding. Love you, Maddie. 234 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,800 So at one point it's funny when they're having this 235 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,940 conversation with the Spanish teacher, she's speaking, I 236 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,260 think she says something like, you know, we only speak 237 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:22,480 Spanish in the classroom. And so then she's just rolling 238 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,400 off some phrases to be like, look, here's an example of me as 239 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,800 a Spanish teacher, and she calls them Bonita. 240 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,760 Bonitas chicas. Yes, bonitas chicas and equal a 241 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,320 cuatro. Bonitas chicas. 242 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,520 Yes, and then no. No, no, muy Bonita. 243 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,720 Muy Bonita. She she, you know, emphasizes 244 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,840 that they're so beautiful. Now, what's funny is they all 245 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,680 kind of laugh and in a way that makes me think they all get it. 246 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,440 But then Meri, of course, acts like she doesn't know what it 247 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,640 means. She's like, I didn't know. 248 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,720 And it's like, bitch, you couldn't decipher what this 249 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,560 means just based on logical deduction. 250 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,400 I mean, I'm not a fluent Spanish speaker. 251 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,720 I am I but I. Could certainly figure out that 252 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,240 she was talking about four beautiful women. 253 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,520 I mean, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to connect 254 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,120 these dots. Meri struggled. 255 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,800 She struggled. I feel like one of these women, 256 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,440 and I won't even say one of these women, Meri or Robyn are 257 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,146 always playing the pick me role. 258 00:14:20,154 --> 00:14:25,500 Like Christine and Janelle kind of like float in the background 259 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:30,800 and say like Janelle says serious things sometimes. 260 00:14:30,808 --> 00:14:36,275 Christine says silly light hearted things a lot or quippy 261 00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:39,160 stuff. And then you've got Robyn and 262 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:43,058 Meri the 1st and the last that are like pick me. 263 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:45,060 No, pick me. I'll say the cute thing. 264 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,005 I'll say the cute thing. It's like sit down and shut up 265 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,932 and lower your hand please. Like that girl in class where 266 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,695 it's like, yes, we know that you know the answer and you're 267 00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:56,134 trying to say it out loud so everyone knows how smart you 268 00:14:56,142 --> 00:14:57,920 are. Now shut the fuck up. 269 00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:01,380 Yeah, except for Meri comes across as an idiot in this 270 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:05,511 situation, so good for her. Yeah, Now our next stop on the 271 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:10,234 Parent Teacher Conference tour is with a coach named Miss Leah. 272 00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,520 Now, what's funny is that first 273 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,120 I thought the name was like Aaliyah. 274 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,040 Like Aaliyah, like the singer from back in the day who 275 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:23,120 tragically died, but unfortunately not unfortunately. 276 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,440 Well, unfortunately for me, her name's actually just Miss Leah. 277 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,320 And I'm like, OK, well, that's less impressive, but. 278 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,320 Unfortunate for her, too boring. 279 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,376 Boring, Miss Leah. Just kidding. 280 00:15:31,384 --> 00:15:33,920 Change your name. So boring. 281 00:15:33,928 --> 00:15:35,984 Get a more interesting name, Miss Leah. 282 00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:37,535 Oh my God. Terrible. 283 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:40,820 How bad is her last name that she goes by Miss Leah, right? 284 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:43,190 That's what I want to know. Maybe it's Lee. 285 00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:44,730 Her name's like Leah Lee. Like. 286 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,885 Or she's trying to be that cool teacher that's like, you can 287 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:50,547 call me by my first name but put Miss in front of it. 288 00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:52,317 Oh. God, I demand respect. 289 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:56,503 Kody walks in with his suit and she's like, Oh my God, she's 290 00:15:56,511 --> 00:15:57,984 like. I pray to Aaliyah. 291 00:15:57,992 --> 00:16:00,754 Aaliyah, this is Miss Leah. Aaliyah. 292 00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:06,308 Miss Leah, Mama, niece, please. Wow, I'm getting done real quick 293 00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:10,341 on this one. But now Miss Leah has Aspen in 294 00:16:10,349 --> 00:16:14,132 class this year and she fills us in that Aspen has missed some 295 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,970 time. But of course, as a responsible 296 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:20,340 young adult, she approached Miss Lee and said I have missed 297 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,654 some class. I know this. 298 00:16:21,662 --> 00:16:24,532 I would love an opportunity to make up my grade. 299 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:28,184 So whatever you do with a coach, I guess in gym class or 300 00:16:28,192 --> 00:16:30,535 something, they, I don't know that they said the class. 301 00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:33,656 I'm assuming it's gym. It looked like it was like a 302 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:36,078 choir classroom or something that they were sitting in, but 303 00:16:36,086 --> 00:16:37,952 that doesn't mean that that's the class it was. 304 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,260 But they're not very clear about what she is a coach of. 305 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:47,240 And I've never, even in gym class, called the gym teacher a 306 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,840 coach when it came to parent teacher conferences. 307 00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:54,248 Like we might be like coach so and so because they were also a 308 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:58,940 coach of a team, but it was not made clear to us all. 309 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,082 Yes. I never called my teachers in 310 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,800 gym class coach, even if they were coaches like that. 311 00:17:03,808 --> 00:17:05,486 I don't know what that's all about. 312 00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:08,622 But we all don't believe that Aspen's like the star of the 313 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,910 tennis team or anything, so it's not like we're confused that 314 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:16,579 way, right? I don't know, I assumed choir 315 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:19,519 well there. Was one cutaway where Aspen had 316 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:22,558 the darkest eyeliner on. Did you recall seeing this? 317 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:25,980 It was like a flashback moment but not too far away. 318 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,501 In the past. It was like her and Maddie 319 00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:32,332 sitting at a counter and Aspens eyes looked as black as my soul. 320 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,600 I was like, girl, like lighting 321 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,480 up on the eyeliner, but you know. 322 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,560 Well, Janelle does that too. It's like she has these little 323 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:47,480 tiny eyes on her moon white face and no eyebrows and then black 324 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,560 eyeliner. Yeah, yeah, intense. 325 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,240 Very Britney Spears today. Yeah, very Britney Spears. 326 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,920 Britney Spears is a little more lived in, I would say. 327 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,400 That is true. This looked a little more fresh. 328 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,440 Yeah. Fresh and impactful. 329 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,840 Little like, OK, maybe I burned the tip of my eyeliner with a 330 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:15,040 lighter and then rubbed that under my eye like and got that 331 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:20,640 crisp like, you know, soft tip of the eyeliner under there and. 332 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,240 Of the what? Got right on into that water 333 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,960 line. Did you just talk about Kody? 334 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,800 Soft tip? We're talking about his 335 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,680 children. This is disturbing, darling. 336 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,760 Now, Aspen tells us that she may want to be a polygamist. 337 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,840 She thinks she might want to, but she doesn't want to wait for 338 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,960 the perfect family. Of course, you know she's in a 339 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,843 hurry to lock a man down and get knocked up and live a rest 340 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,960 life working in retail. I mean, I, I don't know. 341 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,520 Whatever. Yeah, I don't want to wait 342 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,200 around like my family did to find the perfect family. 343 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,440 Yeah, it's like, let's see, Aspen's mom is Christine. 344 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,600 No, Christine didn't was not a child bride. 345 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,520 She was technically an adult. So she did wait around a long 346 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,040 time in that cult. This is where we get a little 347 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,320 couch moment from Christine talking about her disappointing 348 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,720 child Aspen and how she missed class and her nose is redder 349 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,000 than ever. It is a stoplight. 350 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,640 It is a stop sign. It is Ronald McDonald on her 351 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,240 nose, just pointing it out. We have Christine, who could use 352 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,920 a little bit more makeup on her nose, and her daughter that's 353 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,800 got a little too much of it under her eyes, but yeah. 354 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,160 It's true. And then on the couch there, the 355 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:40,120 parents are talking about this kind of truancy, tardiness of 356 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,520 their children. And Meri says that Leon comes to 357 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,360 her saying, Christine let's Aspen miss class when trying to 358 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,560 get out of school themselves. And she says well and shares it 359 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,080 as an example. And it's funny because of course 360 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,520 they do a cutaway to Christine and she's pulling her face in 361 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,600 and all God, a gasp. She's shocked. 362 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,280 Well, the way Meri says it, she's like, yeah, I'm not 363 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,400 Christine. I don't care, I don't care. 364 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,185 You need to go to school, Leon. 365 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:09,160 Right. Totally makes Christine sound 366 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,894 like a deadbeat parent. Yeah. 367 00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:12,707 Is deadbeat parent the right word? 368 00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:15,654 Deadbeat parent. Neglectful. 369 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:18,054 Parent Parent. Laid back. 370 00:20:18,062 --> 00:20:20,528 Like too laid back. Right. 371 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,870 A failure is what? A failure. 372 00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:26,195 OK, yeah, that's what she was. Trying to infer that Christine 373 00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:30,162 is a failure as a parent. Well, it does make it hard to 374 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,965 tell your child who is like in the same age group. 375 00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:36,312 No, you've got to go. But yet we're all your mommies. 376 00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,960 So you can listen to all of your 377 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,880 mommies here and we all have a say, but Christine's over here 378 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,040 like, Nah, you need a mental health day, girl. 379 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,560 You take it. And this is like the early 380 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,200 twenty 10s where it's like mental health days were not a 381 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,560 thing yet. So maybe she's not wrong. 382 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,800 Maybe Aspen does need a day to stay home here and there. 383 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,400 And then you've got Meri that is like the militant mom. 384 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,320 Like, no way in hell, Leon, are you missing a day and you're 385 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,560 going to be a doctor. That will not happen under this 386 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,840 roof. Could you imagine seeing a 387 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,040 Doctor Who skipped gym class in high school? 388 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,760 You will die and go to hell if you miss one. 389 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,120 Day, Leon. Miss Leah is going to be so 390 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,480 disappointed in you. Goodbye to your dreams of being 391 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,480 a doctor. Oh God, so absurd. 392 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,240 But now it is funny because how many days of gym class do you 393 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,920 miss? I mean, this is just sometimes 394 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,400 they bring these things up and I'm like a really like truancy 395 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,640 with gym class. I was like, what was Aspen on 396 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,972 her period for a month straight? 397 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:45,817 I mean, it's just insane. It has to have been enough time 398 00:21:45,817 --> 00:21:49,139 for it to have been significant enough to affect her grade where 399 00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:52,528 she needed to make it up so. And like making up gym class. 400 00:21:52,536 --> 00:21:54,240 Like I don't even know what that means. 401 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:58,500 Be like Meri's child. Never miss a day. 402 00:21:58,508 --> 00:22:01,592 Also, I'm noticing they're they're showing the parents 403 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,340 walking down the hallway, going on to their next conference 404 00:22:05,348 --> 00:22:10,102 moment and they are strutting the halls and there's no one 405 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:13,454 else around, not a single soul in that hallway. 406 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:16,688 OK, They're filming a show, you know, they're not going to get 407 00:22:16,696 --> 00:22:17,670 releases from, you know, whatever. 408 00:22:17,678 --> 00:22:21,662 But it just comes across as this like eerie, odd thing, like when 409 00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:25,740 you're a parent when I was in middle school, high school, and 410 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,440 you go to parent teacher conferences. 411 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:30,432 There are other parents going places and doing things. 412 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,056 It's not like they shut the school down for you and your 413 00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:36,990 special conferences, but they tell you that you're truant. 414 00:22:36,998 --> 00:22:40,480 They also show them outside of the school, like before and 415 00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:44,032 after talking, and it's clear that they're still at the school 416 00:22:44,032 --> 00:22:45,886 and there's nobody around. Yeah, Yeah. 417 00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:48,785 It's like they asked these teachers, would you please come 418 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,660 in on a Saturday just so that we could film our parent teacher 419 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:56,343 conferences instead of the day where everyone else is doing it. 420 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:56,680 Yeah. 421 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,840 I hope Miss Leah made Aspen do some extra laps for that. 422 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,640 Unbelievable. Oh, we meet the favorite teacher 423 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,480 of all the teachers. Doctor Guido. 424 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,560 Doctor Guido. Guido. 425 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,400 What a great last name, Guido Guido. 426 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,160 Doctor, I want to meet Doctor. Guidette. 427 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,800 I want to meet his life. What's she like? 428 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,080 Does she look like Fran Drescher? 429 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:29,080 That's what I want. To know Mr. Sheffield Guido, I 430 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,640 love. My Guido husband, well, Doctor 431 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,360 Guido, is currently Hunter's teacher. 432 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,360 Hunter has him for some class. I don't know. 433 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,760 I don't know that we caught the class. 434 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,760 But whatever this is, once again, we're going to get a 435 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,680 little back story on Hunter, just like we do with all of 436 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,440 these older children. And Janelle says it took Hunter 437 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,880 a year to acclimate to Vegas. And they gave us some, you know, 438 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,360 flashbacks to times and things we've already discussed. 439 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,960 No one cares. Struggles they flash through. 440 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,760 Him eating yogurt and being all like, I want to be in football. 441 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,720 I'm an angsty teen. It's like Amen. 442 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,680 Hunter says he wants to be an athlete or a trainer when he 443 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,880 grows up. Perhaps a pro athlete. 444 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,480 I think he says, like, pro athlete or an athlete or a 445 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,280 trainer. And it's like, oh, a pro 446 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,720 athlete, yes. And so many of those dreams come 447 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,080 true. Yeah, I think that. 448 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,400 This. Poor kid, like every time that I 449 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,884 see him I have to laugh because he looks like the 450 00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:34,200 quintessential meathead too. Yeah, he does. 451 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:39,640 Like the square like had the hair like of that time, this 452 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,452 very thick neck and like stocky. 453 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:46,140 Like if he came across as more of an asshole he would totally 454 00:24:46,148 --> 00:24:50,600 be a typical bully type thing, but he doesn't come across as an 455 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,360 asshole so that's. No, he's very kind. 456 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:54,930 You can tell that he's a kind person. 457 00:24:54,938 --> 00:24:57,903 Yeah, you know. And he's got that in some of 458 00:24:57,911 --> 00:25:00,426 these cutaways. He's got that pimple red on the 459 00:25:00,426 --> 00:25:02,440 face that's like, pop me, pop me. 460 00:25:02,448 --> 00:25:05,418 I'm on a teenager. And I'm like, oh God. 461 00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:07,722 Huge, yeah. Like if someone was filming me 462 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,560 when I was in high school, there'd be moments of like, pop 463 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,955 that pimple. I would have been, yeah, pretty 464 00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:17,240 embarrassed. I was like looking back 465 00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:20,579 actually, I will say in high school I had amazing skin. 466 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:25,101 I didn't get pimples like at all in high school and it was wasted 467 00:25:25,101 --> 00:25:29,612 on my youth because I got adult acne, which I would argue 468 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,704 is worse. I would rather have had it as a 469 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,552 teen and gotten it out of the way than had it as an adult. 470 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,960 So I'm. So glad that when I had it it 471 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,165 was literally like life was terrible, everything sucked, 472 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:42,675 hormones are everywhere so just add some acne on it. 473 00:25:42,683 --> 00:25:45,560 Yeah, yeah, get it out of the way. 474 00:25:45,568 --> 00:25:49,229 The parents talked to the teacher about the boys swearing. 475 00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:52,120 Well, we seem to hear some curse 476 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:56,720 words at home and I believe Christine gave us a lovely quote 477 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,080 here. Darling, did you catch her 478 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,000 specific quote? Christine says that they've 479 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,620 found out that Logan has F bomb dropping skills from the 480 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:07,800 younger kids. He's. 481 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,200 Found out bomb dropping skills. 482 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:12,920 Yeah, they found out from the younger kids about these F bomb 483 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,598 dropping skills. But then Dr. Guido does say that 484 00:26:16,598 --> 00:26:19,464 all of the kids are very respectful and that they should 485 00:26:19,464 --> 00:26:22,909 be proud of that. Yeah, I mean, I think that 486 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,740 vibes. I mean, I mean, I think that 487 00:26:24,748 --> 00:26:26,900 tracks. They probably are really well 488 00:26:26,908 --> 00:26:29,360 behaved in class for the most part, right? 489 00:26:29,368 --> 00:26:32,560 I mean, they're teenagers, but I highly doubt that Logan's in 490 00:26:32,568 --> 00:26:35,320 school being like, fuck this. Like, no, he's not. 491 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:39,438 And it's also a tie in from the footage that we had with them 492 00:26:39,446 --> 00:26:44,464 going up to Lehi when, you know, Leon was wagging the finger at 493 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:47,204 the naughty, naughty disk. Naughty, naughty words. 494 00:26:47,212 --> 00:26:49,907 When he says what, what did he say? 495 00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:52,815 Man the fuck up, yeah. To Hunter, yeah. 496 00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:56,012 Stop being a little bitch, hunter. 497 00:26:56,020 --> 00:27:03,464 Doctor Guido, he says that Logan has barely said 2 words his 498 00:27:03,472 --> 00:27:05,060 entire time there at the. School. 499 00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:06,836 Yeah, very quiet. Very quiet. 500 00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,760 I find that to be a little surprising. 501 00:27:08,768 --> 00:27:13,428 Logan seems like just, I would say at the least run-of-the-mill 502 00:27:13,428 --> 00:27:16,975 with conversation, you know, like, he doesn't strike me as 503 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:20,167 quiet, I think. He probably is very shy. 504 00:27:20,175 --> 00:27:23,380 OK. I think he's probably shy, like 505 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,517 he probably shines in the family because he's the oldest 506 00:27:26,517 --> 00:27:28,960 child. But it's one of those things 507 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,320 where you put that person out into public and they might shine 508 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,040 like in their family, but they don't shine in public. 509 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:42,120 Are you calling Logan dull? I mean, not necessarily. 510 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,800 Like, well, I didn't say that, but that's where we're going. 511 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,146 It's like when you think of like the theater star kid at a 512 00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:52,136 school who's like, amazing when they're in their own high 513 00:27:52,136 --> 00:27:54,405 school. And then they go off to the big, 514 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:57,730 they go off to the big leagues and they are not a star anymore. 515 00:27:57,730 --> 00:27:58,880 They are one of many. 516 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,160 Yeah. And I think that's kind of the. 517 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,880 How did it feel when that happened to you? 518 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,800 Right. Well, really, really wonderful. 519 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,480 I don't know, that's the vibe that I get. 520 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,480 I feel like he's probably actually really shy and passive 521 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,480 in school and like doesn't get noticed and like doesn't maybe 522 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,160 have many friends other than his siblings that he's had for 523 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,480 forever. Sure. 524 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,280 But. Who knows? 525 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,120 Now we get to talk about Maddie, my favorite child, Madeline. 526 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,640 Is that her full name? Madison. 527 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,480 Madison. Madeline. 528 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,840 Well, you know, whatever, I forget about her. 529 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:44,280 She wants to be an entrepreneur or maybe do hair and then she 530 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:48,440 can do her own hair for free. She wants to be an entrepreneur, 531 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,720 go to hair school, pay her way through college, and then she 532 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,960 can do her own hair for free too. 533 00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,080 So she thinks that she is just going to easily like go through 534 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,120 hair school quick, get her license so that she can work and 535 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,278 do hair and pay her way through college and then just be able 536 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,040 to do her own hair for free. Because you know what? 537 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,040 Being a hairdresser isn't a career at all. 538 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,320 And I just would get my license so I could do my hair for free. 539 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,520 Like let's put 10 grand down the drain just so I can do my hair 540 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,720 for free. Very reasonable, very normal. 541 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,720 I looked at Chris and I said she looks like she's high. 542 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,240 She did kind of have a. She kept doing these like weird 543 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,720 eye roll things and like was talking out of the side of her 544 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,520 mouth kind of and had her head down weird. 545 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,800 So I could do my hair for free, yeah. 546 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,600 Free. Yeah, man. 547 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,840 And I was just having flashbacks to my own life because I 548 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,000 literally did that plan but not on purpose. 549 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,000 And I'm like girl you have no fucking idea. 550 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,600 I spent like almost 20 grand to go to beauty school and then my 551 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,920 body and my knees started getting old. 552 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,520 Told me I couldn't do it anymore. 553 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,360 Well, let's make sure that we remind our studio audience. 554 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,720 Hi everyone. Hi. 555 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,800 So great to see you all. My knees started falling apart. 556 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,240 Well, Kimber's knees are crap. Also that these are high 557 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:17,400 schoolers, so we're going to only judge in the way that we're 558 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,240 already judging, but just putting an asterisk that we 559 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,360 should be more gentle. I cannot be gentle about this 560 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,080 because this she has no idea what she wants to do and she's 561 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,680 just thinking hair is going to be an easy thing to do and. 562 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,760 She has that entrepreneurial spirit, darling. 563 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,120 Also, her hair is generally terrible. 564 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:41,080 So I'm like, oh great, you're going to do hair like, Oh my 565 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,440 God. Yeah, you can't really sell 566 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,040 beauty when you look like the beast, but that's what they used 567 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,880 to say all the time. Just at school. 568 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,120 Well, it's a little bit like what? 569 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,960 The Keeblers don't have shoes or whatever the phrase is, you 570 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,600 know, like. Cobblers. 571 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,360 The thank you, the Cobblers, well, the. 572 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,280 Keebler Owl the cookies. You can't make cookies if you 573 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,160 don't have a hat. Or shoes. 574 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,680 And you know, Maddie can't do hair because her hair's 575 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,640 terrible. Like Oh my God, her hair's. 576 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,000 Awful. But actually that hair is very 577 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,880 what people had at that time. I had like had hair like that 578 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,200 too at that time. Sometimes the curly, crunchy 579 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,600 curly ramen hair. I know, but the like tones are 580 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,680 just awful. And she's always like, I want to 581 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,040 have black hair with my crazy skin and then I want to have 582 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,560 copper red hair. And I'm like, Oh my God, did you 583 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,160 just pick a normal color? And I used to have crazy colored 584 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,040 hair. I'm just, I was never deluding 585 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,139 myself into thinking I was going to do hair for for a way to 586 00:31:36,139 --> 00:31:37,516 pay myself to college or something. 587 00:31:37,524 --> 00:31:39,035 I don't even know. I don't. 588 00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:41,775 That's why this, this whole thing was just actually really 589 00:31:41,783 --> 00:31:45,720 funny to me because I'm like looking at not even myself 590 00:31:45,728 --> 00:31:49,655 because I was definitely not like that when I was in high 591 00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:52,565 school. But I just saw some of my 592 00:31:52,573 --> 00:31:56,002 younger years flash before my eyes with the exact thing that 593 00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:59,760 she was laying out for herself. And I was like, don't do it. 594 00:31:59,768 --> 00:32:02,266 Don't do it. I'm going to have to Photoshop a 595 00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:05,236 photo of like Maddie but with like your face. 596 00:32:05,244 --> 00:32:08,827 Like superimposed though, like those 90s. 597 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:10,187 Or. Trips. 598 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,968 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 599 00:32:11,976 --> 00:32:15,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we'll just combine you 600 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,932 and Maddie. It'll be true beauty. 601 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:20,680 They do show her and her friends sitting around a pool with their 602 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,920 like long pants rolled up and just their ankles in the pool 603 00:32:23,928 --> 00:32:26,482 water. And she's wearing like a just a 604 00:32:26,482 --> 00:32:30,936 normal like V cut top that like looks normal on everybody. 605 00:32:30,944 --> 00:32:35,380 But there's a boy sitting across from her, like staring at her 606 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:37,370 nunga nungas in her shirt. Odd. 607 00:32:37,378 --> 00:32:39,876 Kody had an aneurysm when he saw that. 608 00:32:39,884 --> 00:32:42,970 I bet he was like my whore of a daughter with her tits out. 609 00:32:42,978 --> 00:32:44,860 And it's like, hey, Kody, calm down. 610 00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:48,198 She's talking about how she wants privacy and she doesn't 611 00:32:48,206 --> 00:32:52,309 get privacy in her home because, you know, she's one of the older 612 00:32:52,309 --> 00:32:55,645 siblings and like, that's all she wants out of life is some 613 00:32:55,653 --> 00:32:58,155 privacy. She just has this like shitty 614 00:32:58,163 --> 00:32:59,920 attitude. She doesn't have one mom, she 615 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:03,017 has four and they're always asking to look her phone and she 616 00:33:03,017 --> 00:33:05,438 doesn't want to be a polygamist because there's too 617 00:33:05,438 --> 00:33:08,014 many people in each others business and she doesn't want 618 00:33:08,014 --> 00:33:10,500 people in her business. I mean, I get it. 619 00:33:10,508 --> 00:33:13,310 I don't know, she just has this attitude and I can't even say 620 00:33:13,318 --> 00:33:15,885 it's a shitty attitude because it's a teenage girl attitude. 621 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:19,822 I'm sure I had the exact same attitude, but the way that she 622 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:23,707 is rolling her eyes and sitting there and like she's kind of 623 00:33:23,715 --> 00:33:26,142 just like talking. I don't know, like maybe I want 624 00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:31,350 to do this, Like I'm not really sure and she just looks high and 625 00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:34,370 it's just unfortunate for her. She's. 626 00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:37,149 Probably painfully sober. Do you really think so? 627 00:33:37,157 --> 00:33:40,500 Like do you think that she did not drink with those friends? 628 00:33:40,508 --> 00:33:42,360 Think she got stoned or anything. 629 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:47,205 I think she was pretty straight laced, but she did, you know? 630 00:33:47,213 --> 00:33:51,800 This episode made me question. I'm not going to say that she's 631 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,992 doing drugs. She's abusing drugs. 632 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,664 OK, so. I'm just curious after that 633 00:33:57,672 --> 00:34:00,448 couch interview with her. I'm very curious actually. 634 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:04,600 After Doctor Guido wraps up his conversation with these parents, 635 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,655 got a little chuckle because Janelle's like going, oh, yes, 636 00:34:08,663 --> 00:34:12,320 you know, the kids, they just talk so highly and Oh my God, I 637 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,772 was getting a little, oh, I had a little God. 638 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,429 What did she say? That she was, like, nervous? 639 00:34:17,438 --> 00:34:19,340 Oh, yeah. Janelle says that she was 640 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,543 nervous about meeting the teachers because the kids talk 641 00:34:21,551 --> 00:34:26,369 about them so much. And when she was getting out of 642 00:34:26,369 --> 00:34:34,897 the desk. She's like squeaking her ass out 643 00:34:34,897 --> 00:34:39,344 of one of those desks that has the desktop attached to it and 644 00:34:39,351 --> 00:34:44,293 it's a metal yes. And I I can just like. 645 00:34:44,302 --> 00:34:49,442 As a man of a certain age, I don't think I'd be sliding out 646 00:34:49,449 --> 00:34:51,275 of it like Britney Spears and her heyday. 647 00:34:51,284 --> 00:34:53,098 OK, Like, hit me, baby one more time. 648 00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:55,120 Maybe the oh, Janelle, Can you imagine? 649 00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:57,392 Janelle, don't hit me baby one more time. 650 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,988 But yeah, she did get out of a chair or a desk and it was 651 00:35:02,996 --> 00:35:04,580 filmed and we watched. It. 652 00:35:04,588 --> 00:35:08,578 Why did they do that to her? I know the editors on the show 653 00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:09,405 are terrible. Why? 654 00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:11,420 Would you stop to her over and over again? 655 00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:15,195 And it's painful to watch and I'm sure that it's uncomfortable 656 00:35:15,195 --> 00:35:20,147 for her, but also, why do they do that to parents at parent 657 00:35:20,155 --> 00:35:22,600 teacher conferences too? Like sit them in the desks like 658 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,710 they're about to get their knuckles rapped by the teacher. 659 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:28,240 Like, you don't need to be 660 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:31,600 having adults sit in these desks, you're setting them up 661 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,200 for failure. At least it wasn't an elementary 662 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,080 school desk like it was for high schoolers. 663 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:44,640 But Janelle is not a tiny person so it was just a little tragic 664 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,240 and I don't want to shame her about it. 665 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,000 I do just feel bad for her that it was left in the fucking clip 666 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,480 like they didn't. Need to do that to. 667 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,840 Her unbelievable. Even in high school, I didn't 668 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,560 know where to put my elbows in those fucking desks, like in And 669 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,240 then you get these adults and somebody like that's larger 670 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,760 sitting there and it's like they could have just cut the clip 671 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,680 before that happened. Yeah, it was unnecessary. 672 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,240 It was odd. They do that so often, though, 673 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,567 and I feel like specifically to her, and it's like, what are 674 00:36:15,567 --> 00:36:17,880 you trying to do? Like, they've made it seem like 675 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,520 they were friends with the producer and like all of the 676 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,600 camera people over the show over all of these years. 677 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,160 But, you know, some of this stuff has to be intentional. 678 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,560 And we joke a lot about the producers not being intentional 679 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,440 and kind of just like being shitty at stuff. 680 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,760 And they're getting lucky about things falling together 681 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,400 sometimes. But there's things like this 682 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,920 that they chose to leave in and there was probably better 683 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,280 footage that could have taken up 10 seconds of the show and 684 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,840 they didn't do that. And why? 685 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,520 I don't know, I just feel bad for her because nobody wants to 686 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,960 see themselves trying to get out of a. 687 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,960 School desk. God. 688 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,760 Now unfortunately we go from that to something even worse, 689 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,600 which is Mckelty. I just have like so many ughs 690 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,720 about Mckelty. I was just going to say but we 691 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,440 get to go to Miss Rules class and Miss Rule is a big fan of 692 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,880 Mckelty. 'S oh sorry I I blocked, I 693 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:19,400 trauma blocked Mckelty's teacher because I was so disturbed by 694 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,920 talking about Mckelty. Oh God. 695 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,280 Yeah, record scratch Mckelty's here. 696 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,400 Mckelty's in the room and she's like, I want to be a world 697 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,560 famous fashion designer when I grow up. 698 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,400 This really? Dramatic shift and the way that 699 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,000 she talks about like string coming together to make a shirt. 700 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,440 Now, did you write these quotes down? 701 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,960 Because the one that I know is how fabrics come together to 702 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,960 make a glorious dress. And I vomited in my mouth. 703 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,640 She's like, you can have these fabrics and these pieces and 704 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,368 these strings come together and just make like a fabulous 705 00:37:56,368 --> 00:37:58,418 shirt. I'm pretty sure that's what she 706 00:37:58,418 --> 00:38:01,472 said. And she was just speaking very 707 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,800 dramatically and using terms that she thought were bigger 708 00:38:04,808 --> 00:38:08,674 than they were because they're part of the fashion world. 709 00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:12,304 World. Whenever I see her I just hear 710 00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:14,168 that like record scratch. Yep. 711 00:38:14,176 --> 00:38:16,989 And then she talks. She's like, I want to be like 712 00:38:16,997 --> 00:38:18,205 Versace when I grow up. Versace. 713 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:21,770 And she says all of this in her oddly dramatic tone, which she 714 00:38:21,778 --> 00:38:24,003 got from her mother. And I just wish she would have 715 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,250 been dropped on her head a few more times as a child because 716 00:38:26,258 --> 00:38:29,212 maybe it would have like, knocked it into like a normal 717 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:31,568 place. Oh, Mckelty. 718 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,162 Love you Mckelty. Well, Miss Rule does love her. 719 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:36,259 She says that Mckelty can get along with anyone. 720 00:38:36,267 --> 00:38:39,766 You can put her in a group with anyone and she can talk to 721 00:38:39,774 --> 00:38:43,989 anyone. I don't doubt that. 722 00:38:43,997 --> 00:38:46,344 What a nightmare. I'm just like imagining Mckelty 723 00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:48,827 talking all day every day to everyone. 724 00:38:48,835 --> 00:38:52,054 Oh God. Yep, more tragic speaking. 725 00:38:52,062 --> 00:38:54,868 I agree. Yeah, she's a mess. 726 00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:56,298 She's terrible. Yeah. 727 00:38:56,306 --> 00:38:59,205 And she's one person I don't mind talking shit about when 728 00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:02,515 they're a minor. She's like in high school. 729 00:39:02,523 --> 00:39:04,502 And I'm like you should just give up on all your dreams 730 00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,818 because none of them are coming true. 731 00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:10,348 But I'm glad you are delusional enough to think that you could 732 00:39:10,356 --> 00:39:19,274 have glorious fashions. A world famous fashion designer 733 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:23,738 like. When you did that, I just had a 734 00:39:23,738 --> 00:39:26,402 visual of a school bus, like driving into a tree and like 735 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:28,494 Mckelty's in it, and I'm like, yay. 736 00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:31,207 Oh no. Yeah, well, she didn't die. 737 00:39:31,215 --> 00:39:31,920 She. Was. 738 00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:33,560 Horribly deformed from the accident. 739 00:39:33,568 --> 00:39:39,120 Like Regina George. I'm going to be a world. 740 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:42,624 Famous designer neck brace. Oh, I'm a Kelty. 741 00:39:42,632 --> 00:39:45,120 She gets the bedazzler out, comes back to. 742 00:39:45,128 --> 00:39:47,442 School and her neck brace is literally just bedazzled. 743 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,040 Did you see my neck brace? Did you see my neck brace? 744 00:39:50,048 --> 00:39:52,514 And the teacher's like, she can talk to anyone and everyone's 745 00:39:52,522 --> 00:39:54,607 like. Stop talking to selling these 746 00:39:54,615 --> 00:40:00,092 online. If it was today, I've got my 747 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,814 neck prices on Etsy. Oh my God. 748 00:40:02,822 --> 00:40:07,160 Okay, now this was when Janelle actually talked about being 749 00:40:07,168 --> 00:40:08,320 nervous about meeting the teacher. 750 00:40:08,328 --> 00:40:13,650 Sorry I blew my load early. You know what's to be expected. 751 00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:16,320 Now Robyn has another moving 752 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,040 moment. I was almost brought to tears 753 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,760 for the first time in this episode because she really 754 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,680 touched me in places that I don't want Robyn to touch me. 755 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,000 And she's talking about the teachers going home after the 756 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,960 parent teacher conferences and what they must say about their 757 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,200 polygamist family. And I don't know that I got it 758 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,240 word for word. Do you know if you did? 759 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,880 Robyn would like to be a family on the wall when they go home 760 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,680 and talk to their spouses at the end of the night. 761 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,600 Is that what you're talking about? 762 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,480 Yes, but. Oh God. 763 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,400 You do a better Robyn voice than me. 764 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,440 This is the problem. I'd like to be a fly on the wall 765 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,360 when the teachers go home to hear what they have to say to 766 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,160 their wives and husbands about us. 767 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:07,720 And I was like, loser. She specifically said wives and 768 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,560 husbands. There's no way. 769 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,720 She said yeah, she couldn't. She doesn't know the word spouse 770 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,760 like. In my mind, making her smarter. 771 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,280 I know it's just the other, just a recent episode. 772 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,280 It was the other way where I said it smarter and you were 773 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,640 like no, no, no. But then she does her her shrug 774 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,240 with her two hands up in the air. 775 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,760 The did I do that shrug? And then she goes. 776 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,640 What an idiot. I'm just saying, yeah. 777 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,040 I'm just. Saying. 778 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,960 I'm just saying. Oh God. 779 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,360 There's something that needs to be pushed down a flight of 780 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,200 stairs immediately. She thinks so highly of herself. 781 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:47,440 Oh yeah, and the fame of this family and the fact that they're 782 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,480 polygamous and they're weird that everyone just must go home 783 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:56,080 and talk about them. Of course you are not the center 784 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,320 of the God damn universe. Robyn. 785 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,130 She literally acts like that and the the quote and the 786 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:09,014 shrugging and the fake dramatic motion that she made when she 787 00:42:09,014 --> 00:42:10,920 said it. This right now, yes. 788 00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:13,347 And the way she puts her chin up and out. 789 00:42:13,355 --> 00:42:15,720 Yep. It's like a cartoon character. 790 00:42:15,728 --> 00:42:19,105 She really truly thinks that these teachers don't just want 791 00:42:19,113 --> 00:42:23,403 to get the fuck home at the end of the night and not think about 792 00:42:23,403 --> 00:42:25,160 the kids for a little bit like. 793 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,600 Everybody wants to talk about me and my square face like, Oh my 794 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,240 God, Robyn. It's like you're the star of 795 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,800 your own story. Like yes, you got ATV show and 796 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,400 yes, you're part of a weird family dynamic, but you're not 797 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,680 the center of the I don't. Think it's quite hit Robyn in 798 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,920 the jugular yet? How many Americans will hate 799 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,840 her? How many people around the world 800 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,880 will hate her? Is Robyn perhaps the most hated 801 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,200 person in the world? Yeah. 802 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,240 Well, we've got a president who might be hated a little more 803 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,560 these days, but Robyn, it's Robyn. 804 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:08,720 But what about of all of the, like, multitudes and majority of 805 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,720 the people that just don't give a fuck, right? 806 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:16,200 Or know who you are, right? And she just seems to think that 807 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,207 it's like she's going to sneeze in a Kleenex and someone's 808 00:43:20,207 --> 00:43:23,280 going to want to buy it from her all of a sudden, like. 809 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:28,680 Doodle it on her graph paper and make a a crinkled up Kleenex 810 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,560 inspired necklace. For. 811 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,840 Fans. Maybe I could get the house 812 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,280 instead of selling my body on the street. 813 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,000 I could sell my dirty underwear online on eBay. 814 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:43,560 Robyn's eBay account is Miss Penny Huffer. 815 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,680 That's giving her too much credit. 816 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,000 She wouldn't have even thought of doing something smart enough 817 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,160 like that. No, you're right. 818 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,560 It would have been called like Robyn Brown loves God. 819 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,360 It's like use panties. Oh my gosh. 820 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,840 Oh, I was going to go somewhere real bad with that. 821 00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,600 I won't go there. It's. 822 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,800 OK, this is an NC 17 podcast. Put your children to bed, 823 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,240 listeners. I was going to say she she only 824 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,960 sells the ones online that the stains look like Jesus. 825 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,280 Well, Robyn has earned enough shit stains from us. 826 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,760 This shit stains in her underwear that look like Jesus. 827 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,240 She sells them on eBay. Squint this shit stain looks. 828 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:25,760 Like Jesus? Whoa, we are off the rails. 829 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,440 See this, This episode has literally caused me to have a 830 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:33,160 TBI like I, I barely survived it now, thank God. 831 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,320 We're going to have a little break here and we're going to 832 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,760 come back with Mona, Ricky, Mona. 833 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,120 Well, she's not in the first moments of this, but Mona makes 834 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,160 her return, which I'm very excited about. 835 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:51,000 Meri is telling us that Mona Ricky called her to tell her. 836 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,920 Oh God, you guys, this is I need to start this all over. 837 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,960 We are reliving history right now. 838 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:03,640 A monumental moment in sister wife's history on this podcast. 839 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:09,360 This episode will go down in infamy because we finally get 840 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,000 our first reference to Meri's wet bar. 841 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:19,800 This is a big dull the wet bar is like its own character and 842 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,920 we're finally being introduced to the wet bar. 843 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,840 It's so exciting. Oh, it's come up before, but not 844 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,440 like this, darlin. Oh, did it already come up? 845 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,720 It did. Oh, damn it. 846 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:32,080 Sorry everybody. To break it to you. 847 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,040 This podcast. No, this is the first time where 848 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,440 it becomes like a huge. Thing Oh, that's right, she's 849 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,440 referenced it, but now it's going to be a big dough. 850 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,520 Now Mona calls Meri to tell her she can't have the hobby room 851 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,880 and the pantry off of the kitchen without having the fifth 852 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,280 bedroom in her house. Now we have discussed this 853 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,960 before because remember we were talking about how Janelle's 854 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,160 like, how can I cut every room out of this house? 855 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,240 How can I trim it down to the bare bones? 856 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,560 How can I have one bedroom and 1 bathroom? 857 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,200 It's like, girl, there's a floor plan. 858 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,040 You pick the four or five bedroom option. 859 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,160 Like that's pretty much probably what it is and Meri's finding 860 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:21,480 out she can't have her hobby room and pantry off the kitchen 861 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,840 without doing the five bedroom option. 862 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,484 Now I'm wondering if in the four bedroom option she could have 863 00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:31,440 a hobby room and some storage for some food. 864 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,520 Probably not probably not. That's probably not a 865 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,240 possibility. But really, it's about the web 866 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,520 bar. She is just like, I need this 867 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,400 wet bar to be able to entertain and I love to have people in my 868 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,760 home and I need to have this to entertain. 869 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,760 And now I'm questioning the money thing in the kids versus 870 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:57,480 rooms and it's like, girl. I need a wet bar. 871 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:04,192 Or you could just save the money and then add the wet bar 872 00:47:04,192 --> 00:47:08,050 after. Well, yeah, yeah, that could be 873 00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:10,742 an option. Or she could just walk her dumb 874 00:47:10,742 --> 00:47:14,324 ass the six feet to the kitchen sink because what we find out is 875 00:47:14,324 --> 00:47:16,940 the wet bar is literally right next to the kitchen anyway so 876 00:47:16,948 --> 00:47:18,378 it's like. It's like in the kitchen. 877 00:47:18,386 --> 00:47:21,464 Yeah, like. It's insane. 878 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:27,175 It's the dumbest thing ever. And OK, if you have the four 879 00:47:27,183 --> 00:47:33,149 bedroom option, one of those 4 rooms can be your fucking hobby 880 00:47:33,149 --> 00:47:35,147 room. Yeah, that's what I'm saying 881 00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:38,000 like. Why does the hobby room have to 882 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,700 be like off of the back of your kitchen and pantry, right? 883 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:46,782 I don't understand it. What are you going to be doing? 884 00:47:46,782 --> 00:47:48,240 Are you going to be deciding 885 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,560 that each of those rooms, you're going to just get a foreign 886 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,630 exchange student all of a sudden and like no one's discussed 887 00:47:56,630 --> 00:47:59,480 this and we don't know about it, but you're going to be housing 888 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,760 people in those other rooms like. 889 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,760 She's like, we don't have enough people in our family. 890 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,520 We need to house strangers. Like what is happening here? 891 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:12,960 Any sane person would be like, fine, I don't need a fifth room, 892 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,520 I can change things afterwards. 893 00:48:16,528 --> 00:48:19,009 Well, true. You know, plumbing, it's not 894 00:48:19,017 --> 00:48:22,055 easy to just actually put in a wet bar, to be fair. 895 00:48:22,063 --> 00:48:24,134 Like, you don't just Plumb in a wet bar. 896 00:48:24,142 --> 00:48:26,464 They don't have basements. It's the desert. 897 00:48:26,472 --> 00:48:31,824 It's slab. But I want to remind us of a 898 00:48:31,832 --> 00:48:35,918 comment we got on an episode where someone was pointing out 899 00:48:35,926 --> 00:48:40,280 how Meri and Kody were selling the pink drink, the concoction, 900 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,720 the magical water that's going to turn you into a beer person 901 00:48:43,728 --> 00:48:47,120 and all whatever. So apparently someone read or 902 00:48:47,128 --> 00:48:49,652 heard somewhere that she really wanted this. 903 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,605 For entertaining, yes, but for entertaining so that they could 904 00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:54,495 literally hawk product? Oh my God. 905 00:48:54,503 --> 00:48:57,100 Which I'm also going like what you can have people in your 906 00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,544 house and hawk product from the kitchen because the kitchen 907 00:48:59,552 --> 00:49:02,320 itself is big. It has an island or a bar. 908 00:49:02,328 --> 00:49:06,304 It's got all this stuff. Why does she need another bar? 909 00:49:06,312 --> 00:49:09,201 It's honestly an excuse. It's an excuse. 910 00:49:09,209 --> 00:49:12,792 She's glommed onto this idea and now she can't get it out of her 911 00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:14,220 head and she thinks she needs it. 912 00:49:14,228 --> 00:49:19,715 You don't need it even to like hockey or dumb a weird drink mix 913 00:49:19,715 --> 00:49:22,050 and. The hair is blocking it in her 914 00:49:22,058 --> 00:49:22,744 head, honey. Oh. 915 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,920 My God, she can't. Get it out of her head because 916 00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:27,511 the hair. They're twisting this and 917 00:49:27,519 --> 00:49:33,074 turning it into a plot line, and the viewer literally has no 918 00:49:33,082 --> 00:49:36,500 idea. Yeah, it's just very bizarre. 919 00:49:36,508 --> 00:49:39,722 And they're giving the viewer more reasons to hate her and 920 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:42,228 like not giving the full story and that. 921 00:49:42,236 --> 00:49:45,730 It's just very weird. Well, I suspect it's really 922 00:49:45,738 --> 00:49:49,570 about how if you start doing business on a show, I mean, 923 00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:52,622 there's like the Bethany Frankel Claus, which is like if you're 924 00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,662 going to talk about a business, you generally have to like pay a 925 00:49:56,662 --> 00:49:59,644 portion to the show after you've signed a contract. 926 00:49:59,652 --> 00:50:04,840 And that's why I also think that my sister wife's closet is not 927 00:50:04,848 --> 00:50:06,935 sister Wives. It's sister wife's closet 928 00:50:06,943 --> 00:50:10,450 because I think they were worried about naming rights and 929 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:14,705 things like that. But you are right that do not 930 00:50:14,713 --> 00:50:18,588 actually talk about the real reason she wants a whip or let's 931 00:50:18,588 --> 00:50:21,714 say, you know, hypothetically, the real reason is so that they 932 00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:25,029 can sell shitty goods. It just makes her look even 933 00:50:25,037 --> 00:50:25,778 crazier. Yeah, insane. 934 00:50:25,786 --> 00:50:28,514 And like, she could just say I sell products as later on in the 935 00:50:28,514 --> 00:50:31,310 show when they talk about her Lou La Roe clothes and all the 936 00:50:31,318 --> 00:50:33,420 things she does, she's like, I sell online. 937 00:50:33,428 --> 00:50:36,696 I sell clothing on an online boutique or something. 938 00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:39,164 Like you could just say we sell products from home. 939 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:41,242 I mean, yeah, it's not the end of the world. 940 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:44,500 They could easily have added it in and said something, some sort 941 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:47,598 of thing that but made sense. I think it is better for the 942 00:50:47,606 --> 00:50:49,560 show that we don't know this because it makes her. 943 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:53,180 Look selfish as fuck just. We're gonna get some really, 944 00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:56,690 really good material out of this, including where we get 945 00:50:56,698 --> 00:51:00,878 these flashbacks to Janelle gilting Meri for the big home 946 00:51:00,886 --> 00:51:04,155 and her reckless spending, which I love. 947 00:51:04,163 --> 00:51:07,010 Janelle gives so many looks right now. 948 00:51:07,018 --> 00:51:10,422 And it's it happened more I feel like with Robyn at the beginning 949 00:51:10,422 --> 00:51:13,520 of the show because she just didn't know what to like, say or 950 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,892 do. And now that Meri is like having 951 00:51:15,892 --> 00:51:19,840 her breakdowns over needing a MC mansion, Janelle is just 952 00:51:19,848 --> 00:51:21,875 staring. She's picked something in the 953 00:51:21,883 --> 00:51:26,379 room and she's looking at it and it starts with Blase and it ends 954 00:51:26,379 --> 00:51:28,520 with are you fucking kidding me? 955 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,400 And it's fun to watch that transition happen. 956 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,680 This is when we find out that they get an equal budget. 957 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,360 Yeah, Kody shows up at Meri's house after Sigmona told me that 958 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,080 I can only have that. I need 5 bedrooms to have a web 959 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:49,480 bar and Kody's like, so in other words, to have the wet bar you 960 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,320 need the fifth bedroom. And I'm like, in other words, 961 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,520 these people. So yeah, Kody says that they're 962 00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,120 going to distribute the money equally for each wife with their 963 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,000 home. You know, rocket science, I 964 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,080 guess. And this is where I looked at 965 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:08,200 you and I said my opinion. I feel like it is beginning to 966 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:14,000 change because Janelle talks about how she began to worry 967 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,720 that she would be put out and not have the budget for a room 968 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,400 or other things that she really needed because of what someone 969 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,080 else wants in the family. Due to the equality of budget. 970 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,640 Like she has a whole brood of children to take care of and 971 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,200 Meri has one kid. And then right after Janelle 972 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,400 makes this comment about, OK, like the seriousness of like, 973 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:42,400 needing to budget for having enough bedrooms, of course, Meri 974 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:46,760 just makes a comment again right away about her wet bar. 975 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,480 Just completely ignores what Janelle says about being worried 976 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,360 about having to, you know, go without a room. 977 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,680 My wet bar and below. It's like you fucking tone deaf 978 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,320 bitch. Shut up. 979 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:05,640 My wet bar. Literally in like the same clip 980 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,920 right after and I was like, there was no editing that in. 981 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,760 They didn't do that. That wasn't editing gold. 982 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,784 She's just that fucking clueless and stuck on her one track 983 00:53:15,784 --> 00:53:18,422 mind about her wet bar right now. 984 00:53:18,430 --> 00:53:21,200 And this is where my tone started shifting. 985 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:24,255 I know I've said it that I feel like Meri deserves an equal 986 00:53:24,263 --> 00:53:27,280 budget and it's not fair to give her less because she has less 987 00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:30,442 kids. But I think I'm going to change 988 00:53:30,442 --> 00:53:35,288 my stance because I think as a mom, like with children, if I 989 00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:40,009 was in a situation like this I'd be like so you think my fucking 990 00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:43,784 kids should go without because you want a wet bar in a craft 991 00:53:43,792 --> 00:53:48,060 room right? Like shove it where the sun 992 00:53:48,068 --> 00:53:50,270 don't shine. Right, like the four bedroom MC 993 00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,900 mansion isn't enough for you when you're 1, kid. 994 00:53:52,908 --> 00:53:55,570 It's just as weird. And it's like they've teed it up 995 00:53:55,570 --> 00:53:58,548 with this whole thing where we're supposed to feel bad for 996 00:53:58,556 --> 00:54:01,252 Meri because issues. Well, okay, but now she's 997 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:04,180 actually just kind of being a tone deaf bitch. 998 00:54:04,188 --> 00:54:06,829 Like it's ridiculous. You guys are supposed to work 999 00:54:06,837 --> 00:54:08,069 together. You're supposed to be a family 1000 00:54:08,077 --> 00:54:10,175 that. Helps each other and you're 1001 00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:13,316 being selfish, so selfish. I'm like one of those rooms can 1002 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:16,424 easily be your craft room or your hobby room, as she's 1003 00:54:16,432 --> 00:54:17,992 calling it. Yeah, Hobby. 1004 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,440 And as far as the wet bar, when they actually get into like one 1005 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,832 of the houses and show us where it's at, it is a literally a 12 1006 00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:31,032 step from the kitchen sink. Yeah, totally. 1007 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,795 It is literally. Around the corner. 1008 00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:35,710 From the kitchen Peninsula or whatever. 1009 00:54:35,718 --> 00:54:38,068 Like it's insane. It's insane. 1010 00:54:38,076 --> 00:54:41,416 And it's also like. A four foot wide bar with a sink 1011 00:54:41,416 --> 00:54:43,676 in it. I mean, it's not even who knows 1012 00:54:43,676 --> 00:54:46,708 now this is the model home. Maybe Meri will end up with a 1013 00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,820 different wet bar. We can't predict the future. 1014 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,120 This is true. It could be she's like I don't 1015 00:54:51,128 --> 00:54:52,240 need the. Normal wet bar. 1016 00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:55,510 I need the mega wet. Bar I need the one that I have 1017 00:54:55,518 --> 00:54:57,720 to climb stairs to get. To like right? 1018 00:54:57,728 --> 00:55:00,227 Next to the kitchen. Like insane. 1019 00:55:00,235 --> 00:55:03,663 Insane. So at this point, the adults 1020 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:06,380 meet. They venture over to meet the 1021 00:55:06,388 --> 00:55:10,770 builders at a model home to discuss these ticky techy homes 1022 00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:15,180 they pulled out of a catalog and they're going to discuss 1023 00:55:15,180 --> 00:55:19,235 what their options are. I noted that the one of the 1024 00:55:19,243 --> 00:55:22,060 builders or one of the presidents, the president, the 1025 00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:25,072 vice president, whatever of Pinnacle Homes was there. 1026 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,960 So Pinnacle Homes, I'm only saying the name because I 1027 00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:31,704 noticed it. Pinnacle Homes. 1028 00:55:31,712 --> 00:55:37,005 Kody summarizes the whole fifth bedroom wet bar debacle about 1029 00:55:37,013 --> 00:55:40,010 how it's so funny. Because it's I don't know if it 1030 00:55:40,010 --> 00:55:41,280 is. Editing but it's like they're 1031 00:55:41,288 --> 00:55:44,320 all standing around in this house, like all of the adults, 1032 00:55:44,328 --> 00:55:47,794 Mona and the builders, and he's like, so the biggest issue we've 1033 00:55:47,794 --> 00:55:50,160 got is this fifth bedroom in the wet bar. 1034 00:55:50,168 --> 00:55:52,695 Meri just brought it. She just dropped her load on me 1035 00:55:52,695 --> 00:55:54,626 today. She just shit in my pants and it 1036 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:56,380 looked like Jesus. And now here we are. 1037 00:55:56,388 --> 00:55:59,943 We got to talk about it, sell it, to pray for these holes, 1038 00:55:59,951 --> 00:56:01,607 Meri. Needs a wet bars. 1039 00:56:01,615 --> 00:56:06,658 Robyn, where's your? Shit steamed anywhere, Oh my. 1040 00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,521 God, He. Literally says too. 1041 00:56:09,529 --> 00:56:11,936 He's like this. Is just the thing that I got to 1042 00:56:11,936 --> 00:56:14,290 get out of the way because it came up today and we got to get 1043 00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:16,986 this out of the way. We got to handle this first. 1044 00:56:16,994 --> 00:56:19,440 So why can't we have the wet bar? 1045 00:56:19,448 --> 00:56:21,948 Without the fifth bedroom, but. Of course. 1046 00:56:21,956 --> 00:56:25,574 Oh no, I Janelle. If looks could kill. 1047 00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:27,720 Yeah, Oh. Man, poor Janelle. 1048 00:56:27,728 --> 00:56:30,000 She's. Literally staring off and just 1049 00:56:30,008 --> 00:56:31,940 like this. Is the first fucking question 1050 00:56:31,948 --> 00:56:33,566 you're going to ask these builders. 1051 00:56:33,574 --> 00:56:37,280 About right is her wet bar. There's four wives. 1. 1052 00:56:37,288 --> 00:56:38,863 Husband, they're building 4. Homes. 1053 00:56:38,871 --> 00:56:42,734 And the first question is about Meri's fucking wet BA. 1054 00:56:42,742 --> 00:56:46,436 How wet? And everyone's wondering why. 1055 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:50,450 She's getting pissed. I feel like she's wondering why 1056 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,704 everyone isn't. Sensitive to her things. 1057 00:56:52,712 --> 00:56:57,212 And it's like, bitch, come on, there are 723 children in this 1058 00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:59,220 family and they all need to be housed. 1059 00:56:59,228 --> 00:57:01,125 And you're talking about your goddamn wet bar. 1060 00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:04,208 Yeah, no, I mean, everyone's wondering why Janelle's getting. 1061 00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:04,560 Pissed. 1062 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,280 And they're like looking at her like she's the fucking crazy 1063 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,400 one. And it's like, I see what you 1064 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,280 mean. Yeah, no. 1065 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,320 The builders do let them. Know that they would need to. 1066 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,240 Draft an entire other floor plan to configure a wet bar without 1067 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,120 the fifth bedroom, which once again, I'm going to say ticky 1068 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,160 tacky. Ticky tacky. 1069 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,280 I get it, people live in tract housing or whatever this is 1070 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,200 called. I don't know. 1071 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:31,640 But there's something about not picking a house out of a like 1072 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,840 catalog that allows you to build what you want. 1073 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,760 But whatever, I don't know what to say. 1074 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,960 I've never built a home. If I did, I would not like for 1075 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,560 someone to tell me that I could only have my wet bar with my 1076 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,360 fifth bedroom. I would want my wet bar with a 1077 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,600 three bedroom home. That's why I'm saying like save 1078 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,400 the. Money and I know plumbing isn't 1079 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:58,440 easy to add in later, but like save the money and then do 1080 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,610 something else with that portion of your money to make it like 1081 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,560 a better kitchen or a. Better entertaining. 1082 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,400 Kitchen with a bigger island. Or there's just different ways 1083 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,240 that she could have swung this and swung her budget then and 1084 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,680 it's just a dumb decision to get hung up on. 1085 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,520 She's so hung up on it I could see if there was a rationale 1086 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,240 about wanting to have 5. Bedrooms for like resale. 1087 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,760 Like if all of the other homes at the end of the cul-de-sac are 1088 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,600 5 bedrooms and it's like, well, we're really going to have one 1089 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,840 that's four, I could see that, but that doesn't even come up. 1090 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,600 Just marrying her fucking wet Bah. 1091 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,480 She's at wet Bah somebody. Says. 1092 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,240 The builders. Didn't bat an eye about us being 1093 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:46,360 a plural family. Who's somebody? 1094 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,960 I don't. Know is it Robyn? 1095 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,560 And I just thought. They've been hearing. 1096 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,080 About your dumb asses needing these houses for two fucking 1097 00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,360 years, trust me, they know you're a plural family. 1098 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,600 That's why they're not. Batting an eye, the first clue 1099 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,400 was when the camera crew. Showed up and said we're filming 1100 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,240 A polygamist family that you already know because you've had 1101 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,440 to accept their offers and you've had to deal with their 1102 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,800 craziness already. Robyn, we need this many lots 1103 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,480 next to each other. Please don't sell any of these 1104 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,280 lots. We've got this crazy polygamist 1105 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,120 family and we need 4 lots. Like they didn't even bat an 1106 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:24,760 eye. They didn't. 1107 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:29,280 Even bat an eye. Like Oh my God, again with the 1108 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,902 center of the God damn universe, someone should take a bat to 1109 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,840 her eye. Someone should take a. 1110 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,120 Bat to her eye. Now with this, Meri couldn't. 1111 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,400 Meri does not miss an. Opportunity to get emotional 1112 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,600 when? Talking about the struggle of 1113 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,520 having one child, about the budget, about her wet ma. 1114 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:52,520 And Janelle looks pissed. She just looks so pissed and I 1115 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,040 don't. Blame her. 1116 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,800 And Meri says when it came back that I would need to have so 1117 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,080 many bedrooms. You have no idea how many times 1118 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,080 I cried. It was so stressful to me. 1119 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,200 It's like you cried so many times over the fact that you 1120 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,360 would need to have 5 bedrooms. Like this bitch needs a real 1121 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,320 problem. We're supposed to feel bad about 1122 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,560 her fertility issues and being beat over the head. 1123 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,000 My sympathy about all that has really waned because I'm like, 1124 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,920 bitch, you are insufferable. Like this is terrible. 1125 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,840 Yeah, she's crying on the couch and. 1126 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,680 Of course, they're in an interview again. 1127 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,840 She's crying and she's like, if I can't have more kids and then 1128 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,400 these are the kids that I have, I want space for them to feel 1129 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,800 welcome and come over because the kids are going to care about 1130 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,400 your. Wet bar? 1131 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,200 Yep. Yep, Yep. 1132 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,480 And they're going to care about the bedrooms that they're not 1133 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,600 going to sleep. In I mean like, oh, Meri, she's 1134 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,040 such a mad. It's an excuse. 1135 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,680 It's all an excuse. And I'm like. 1136 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,360 Finally kind of realizing now. Where Janelle's? 1137 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,048 Coming from I think it, it took me a while and I was like, 1138 01:00:58,048 --> 01:00:59,880 yeah, I know everyone should get an equal budget. 1139 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:02,760 But the further and further this episode went on, and the more 1140 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,160 and more desperate and frantic and frazzled she looked, I was 1141 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,200 like, she does not give a shit about her sister wives. 1142 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,080 Because if so, she would be like, no, these are my kids too, 1143 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,760 and I don't want them to go without. 1144 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,960 Yeah, you guys take 10K of my budget even and put it towards 1145 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,080 whatever. I don't need that wet bar. 1146 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,680 And before Savannah could have her own bedroom, she wouldn't 1147 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,600 have to sleep. In the dining room, Yeah, if 1148 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,200 Meri just would give up her wet bar. 1149 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,600 Yep. Now, when you talk about how. 1150 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,680 Crazy she looked this. Is where I noted how her 1151 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:39,760 eyebrows and her makeup and her hair make her look like a bad 1152 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,800 drag queen or perhaps a melting mannequin. 1153 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,840 Like it's insane. It's a real awful her appearance 1154 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,120 is. Noteworthy. 1155 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,440 I wrote down here her. Hair. 1156 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,640 Her hair and her hair's own budget. 1157 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,560 Yes, she her hair definitely has a budget. 1158 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,760 You know that. If she saved. 1159 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,240 The money. From frying the shit out of her 1160 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:09,960 hair that she does like all the time and saved her skin budget 1161 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,720 for those shitty spray tans and tanning beds for maybe even two 1162 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,560 months. She could probably have her wet 1163 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,720 bar. Yeah, she could forgo the. 1164 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,000 Wet bar and. Fund Maddie's schooling and 1165 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,800 Maddie could do her hair. Oh God, in the wet bar. 1166 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:27,960 Well, no, never. It's right. 1167 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,080 Because she wouldn't have the wet bar. 1168 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,440 See, I'm not good at the math with all of this, but Meri 1169 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,800 spends a lot of money on frying that hair and frying that skin, 1170 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,920 and we have to see it every ounce of that spray tan. 1171 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:44,048 Has settled into a wrinkle, and it's just showing every 1172 01:02:44,048 --> 01:02:45,920 wrinkle, showing every. Bump on her. 1173 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:53,360 Face and every crack and nook and cranny gaping pour. 1174 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,830 Every imperfection on her face. 1175 01:02:56,838 --> 01:03:00,758 Is like. Cheeto dust all over it and 1176 01:03:00,766 --> 01:03:07,680 these eyebrows that are oddly shaped and thin but yet are not 1177 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,740 like pencil. Thin so. 1178 01:03:09,748 --> 01:03:14,223 It's like a weird thin choice. And the hair and just the way 1179 01:03:14,231 --> 01:03:17,095 that she holds her face to is like Meri, you know? 1180 01:03:17,103 --> 01:03:19,728 Like there's something about her chin and her nest. 1181 01:03:19,736 --> 01:03:24,180 And then when she's in constant tears over her fifth bedroom in 1182 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:26,240 the wet. Bar and it's like. 1183 01:03:26,248 --> 01:03:29,232 Bitch, you look insane. The furrowed brow. 1184 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,719 Yeah, it's. Accentuated by the dark weird 1185 01:03:32,727 --> 01:03:38,076 tan, it makes it look like a cartoon character with like 1186 01:03:38,084 --> 01:03:42,588 those big eyebrow like deep lines above the brow. 1187 01:03:42,596 --> 01:03:47,070 Like the expression lines are very exaggerated because of this 1188 01:03:47,070 --> 01:03:48,750 bad spray tan. Absolutely. 1189 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:52,287 Now I think I might have a. Direct quote here from Meri 1190 01:03:52,295 --> 01:03:55,754 Brown. I don't want to be judged for 1191 01:03:55,762 --> 01:04:00,248 having the extra rooms. I don't need the room and I'm 1192 01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:03,865 like Oh my God, did you just say that out loud? 1193 01:04:03,873 --> 01:04:07,740 And then immediately they showed Janelle and she is seething 1194 01:04:07,748 --> 01:04:09,423 inside. You can just tell that she is 1195 01:04:09,431 --> 01:04:12,280 ready to jump off the couch and be like bitch, you're dumb as 1196 01:04:12,288 --> 01:04:13,760 fuck. You just said you don't even 1197 01:04:13,768 --> 01:04:16,360 need the room so why are you even worried about this? 1198 01:04:16,368 --> 01:04:20,680 She literally came out and said that she didn't need the room. 1199 01:04:20,688 --> 01:04:25,436 And Chanel is like searing holes into the floor with the lasers 1200 01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:29,240 coming out of her eyes like 0 yes. 1201 01:04:29,248 --> 01:04:30,960 It's so. True. 1202 01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:32,552 Awful. And I was. 1203 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:33,600 Totally team. Janelle in. 1204 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,775 All of these exchanges. Because it was like scary. 1205 01:04:36,783 --> 01:04:39,067 Get a grip we. Get. 1206 01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:41,725 I don't. Know probably one of the best 1207 01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:44,982 quotes of this episode, and there's been a lot of them. 1208 01:04:44,990 --> 01:04:48,650 It's just kind of the cards. That we were dealt with. 1209 01:04:48,658 --> 01:04:53,408 The kids in the homes and we just do the best with what we 1210 01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:57,710 can with it and then we get her face I. 1211 01:04:57,718 --> 01:05:03,435 Wrote down what the actual. Fuck, like what does this even 1212 01:05:03,443 --> 01:05:07,300 mean? I'm I'm like applause, applause, 1213 01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:10,370 applause. I don't know if I'm impressed or 1214 01:05:10,370 --> 01:05:13,456 appalled at her turning this conversation and using these 1215 01:05:13,464 --> 01:05:18,360 cards to get what she wants because she is throwing in, 1216 01:05:18,368 --> 01:05:22,085 well, we're just dealt these cards like with how many kids I 1217 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:24,784 couldn't have, and now we're just dealt these cards with 1218 01:05:24,792 --> 01:05:28,018 these homes that we're going to have to get. 1219 01:05:28,026 --> 01:05:31,596 She has no control. Over any of it. 1220 01:05:31,604 --> 01:05:34,192 She's the victim of all. These circumstances. 1221 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,189 Of her 5th. Bedroom in the wet box. 1222 01:05:37,197 --> 01:05:40,395 Oh my God, it's out of control. It. 1223 01:05:40,403 --> 01:05:42,526 Really got out of control now another. 1224 01:05:42,534 --> 01:05:45,184 Reason that you guys are glad that this is an audio. 1225 01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:48,964 Only podcast at this point is because I noticed now what Meri 1226 01:05:48,964 --> 01:05:55,060 was wearing and it was a blue tank top with floral ruffles 1227 01:05:55,068 --> 01:06:01,700 going across her torso layered over a pink tight shirt long 1228 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:07,935 sleeve that was so tight and thin fabric that it made her 1229 01:06:07,943 --> 01:06:12,330 arms look like sausages dead. And I don't know what those I 1230 01:06:12,338 --> 01:06:13,101 don't. Do do those. 1231 01:06:13,109 --> 01:06:16,260 Shirts have a. Name this sausage casings. 1232 01:06:16,268 --> 01:06:19,486 It was like, girl, they're. Garments. 1233 01:06:19,494 --> 01:06:23,412 It's the garment that they have to wear under their stuff. 1234 01:06:23,420 --> 01:06:26,580 Well, I don't think it's the actual Mormon underwear. 1235 01:06:26,588 --> 01:06:30,540 Because it's pink. And like, yeah, like it's just 1236 01:06:30,548 --> 01:06:31,760 it's their. Substitute. 1237 01:06:31,768 --> 01:06:35,560 I think for the garment. Though I think that they 1238 01:06:35,568 --> 01:06:39,820 mentioned that, but I think that these long like tight sleeve 1239 01:06:39,828 --> 01:06:45,318 shirts that they wear under stuff a lot is there like way of 1240 01:06:45,318 --> 01:06:47,490 still feeling conservative? Yeah, absolutely. 1241 01:06:47,498 --> 01:06:52,920 I just don't know why the. Choice needs to be like static 1242 01:06:52,928 --> 01:06:56,048 cling light pink. It just wasn't doing. 1243 01:06:56,056 --> 01:06:57,560 Anything. For her, other than making. 1244 01:06:57,568 --> 01:07:01,105 Her look like a bag of crap and I was like, Oh my God, Meri, I'm 1245 01:07:01,105 --> 01:07:03,614 going to give some fashion advice here, women. 1246 01:07:03,622 --> 01:07:08,280 Do not wear light pink leggings, Do not wear tan or beige 1247 01:07:08,288 --> 01:07:13,458 leggings and do not wear them especially with no long shirt or 1248 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,940 skirt. Over them so. 1249 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:17,832 That when someone else is walking up on your ass in 1250 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,440 Walmart, they think you're naked. 1251 01:07:19,448 --> 01:07:21,518 OK. Yeah, because that's what this 1252 01:07:21,526 --> 01:07:23,454 would look like if it was. Like from. 1253 01:07:23,462 --> 01:07:26,340 Far away, it would be one of those odd, weird things where 1254 01:07:26,348 --> 01:07:28,750 you think someone's naked and they're not, or you're like, 1255 01:07:28,758 --> 01:07:30,860 God, her arms are awfully pink. And then you're like, oh, she's 1256 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:32,652 wearing a. Shirt she did have a tank top 1257 01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:34,632 over so I wouldn't have thought she was naked. 1258 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,468 But it is very weird and not yeah needed. 1259 01:07:37,476 --> 01:07:42,368 Then I don't know. Usually they go for white so. 1260 01:07:42,376 --> 01:07:44,784 Yeah, you're right, Pink. Was a weird choice. 1261 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,640 It's just there's been a few moments in this. 1262 01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:49,980 Episode. Where she's wearing the layers 1263 01:07:49,988 --> 01:07:54,350 and the undershirt is there's not an ounce of freedom. 1264 01:07:54,358 --> 01:07:57,560 It is sausage casing and it's terrible. 1265 01:07:57,568 --> 01:08:03,935 I will say I think that in. This episode I did notice that 1266 01:08:03,943 --> 01:08:07,140 her and Janelle look larger again. 1267 01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:10,720 Oh, sure, yeah, they've gained some of their weight. 1268 01:08:10,728 --> 01:08:12,430 Back from the gym? Yeah. 1269 01:08:12,438 --> 01:08:15,155 From the polygamy. What was the name that Kody was 1270 01:08:15,155 --> 01:08:17,020 like? Fundamentalist fitness. 1271 01:08:17,028 --> 01:08:19,399 Fundamentalist fitness. Fitness Fundamentals. 1272 01:08:19,408 --> 01:08:21,746 It's like, Oh my. God. 1273 01:08:21,754 --> 01:08:24,319 Returning back to the model home. 1274 01:08:24,328 --> 01:08:27,902 Christine asks how. Long until we can move in and 1275 01:08:27,910 --> 01:08:31,700 they say 5 months from breaking ground and they also say that 1276 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:35,295 they can start building as soon as they make their selections. 1277 01:08:35,303 --> 01:08:37,388 Their selections are finalized by the family. 1278 01:08:37,395 --> 01:08:40,439 As soon as that happens they can start breaking ground and then 1279 01:08:40,448 --> 01:08:43,479 it's only 5 months and then of course we get some like blah 1280 01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:45,883 blah blah blah from the builders about how you know oh I only 1281 01:08:45,890 --> 01:08:48,148 have one wife and trying to make choices is hard enough. 1282 01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:52,286 I can't imagine having 4 ha ha ha ha ha and I was like. 1283 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:53,515 Who cares? Yeah. 1284 01:08:53,523 --> 01:08:55,939 They do say though, that if they. 1285 01:08:55,948 --> 01:08:59,540 Got the decisions they could start and have builders there 1286 01:08:59,548 --> 01:09:02,040 within a week. Like immediately start building 1287 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,572 they just have to make their. Decisions just get your dumb ass 1288 01:09:05,572 --> 01:09:07,340 decision. Just got to put the. 1289 01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:11,885 Stamp on that five bedroom. House with a hobby room and a 1290 01:09:11,893 --> 01:09:15,479 pantry and a wet bar. Just quit Hemming and hot and 1291 01:09:15,488 --> 01:09:18,880 let the bitch do it already. She's a simple woman, simple 1292 01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:21,850 taste. Modest, meek and humble. 1293 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:27,323 Selfless with a really, really bad hair and makeup. 1294 01:09:27,332 --> 01:09:31,540 Cut to Janelle's house and everyone's getting ready to 1295 01:09:31,548 --> 01:09:36,899 attend Logan's high school graduation now This is why I was 1296 01:09:36,899 --> 01:09:41,399 singing celebrate good times. Come on, because we're here to 1297 01:09:41,408 --> 01:09:43,787 celebrate. And then. 1298 01:09:43,796 --> 01:09:46,548 What's the answer to? This is of celebrate. 1299 01:09:46,555 --> 01:09:50,852 I don't know. Yeah, as we move on or what's? 1300 01:09:50,859 --> 01:09:55,210 The song from me we remember, yeah. 1301 01:09:55,218 --> 01:10:01,475 Vitamin C or. Orange Peels or whatever her 1302 01:10:01,483 --> 01:10:03,925 name is. I hated that whole thing because 1303 01:10:03,925 --> 01:10:04,960 everything was orange with her. 1304 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,840 And I'm like, you know, you're gross, but whatever. 1305 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,560 That song came out when we were moving from. 1306 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,960 Our like very first house when we were moving from Iowa to 1307 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:19,040 Montana as children, and that song, every time it would come 1308 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,520 on the radio, my sister would just start bawling and crying 1309 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,560 and run away. Sorry, she could not. 1310 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,200 Handle it Vitamin C. Gives me. 1311 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:31,000 Mckelty vibes not into. It does tacky. 1312 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,600 So now everyone's bustling around Janelle's house, getting 1313 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,840 ready to go to Logan's high school graduation. 1314 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,880 You know, there's Hemming, hiing, yelling, screaming, blah 1315 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,320 blah blah. She tells us that they took a 1316 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,639 vacation and got back yesterday. 1317 01:10:45,647 --> 01:10:50,399 And so Kody's also filling us in a little bit that, you know, the 1318 01:10:50,399 --> 01:10:53,080 other parents didn't know about what time to be there 1319 01:10:53,088 --> 01:10:55,641 specifically. Maybe Janelle was a little LAX 1320 01:10:55,649 --> 01:10:58,478 on providing details. Maybe Janelle was a little 1321 01:10:58,486 --> 01:11:02,365 sensitive to being told that she needed to provide more details. 1322 01:11:02,365 --> 01:11:04,960 Like little, who the fuck cares. 1323 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,800 But then it turns out later, oh, you know, all right, you did 1324 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,280 really need to provide as many details as possible to these 1325 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,800 people because they're the Browns. 1326 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,160 They apparently don't know how a graduation works. 1327 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,480 Yeah, they've. Never been to a graduation. 1328 01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,388 I guess it is their first child. 1329 01:11:20,396 --> 01:11:22,560 It's their first child graduating, but come on. 1330 01:11:22,568 --> 01:11:26,660 Everybody kind of knows how to. They have so many siblings of 1331 01:11:26,668 --> 01:11:27,520 their own. Shut up. 1332 01:11:27,528 --> 01:11:29,668 They have all been to at least one graduation. 1333 01:11:29,676 --> 01:11:32,572 I mean, Robyn barely grew up in polygamy. 1334 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:35,902 And Christine is the only one that really did so she would be 1335 01:11:35,902 --> 01:11:38,790 the one that you could maybe go all right, like maybe you never 1336 01:11:38,790 --> 01:11:40,286 went to a public school graduation. 1337 01:11:40,294 --> 01:11:42,920 Even I find that hard to believe. 1338 01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:46,320 So I don't know. But Kody tells Janelle that she 1339 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:47,212 needs. To clarify. 1340 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,730 For the adults, and she interprets it as a personal 1341 01:11:50,738 --> 01:11:55,342 attack, blah, blah, blah. And this was where I was going. 1342 01:11:55,342 --> 01:11:57,400 Oh my God, I could never survive 1343 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,000 in this house because they yell so much. 1344 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,520 There's so much yelling. Get ready. 1345 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,280 Do this, blah, blah, blah. Change your pants, change your 1346 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,400 hair, change your face. Lose some weight. 1347 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:11,800 Logan in a ditch? Logan's hanging. 1348 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,320 Two shirts. Over. 1349 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:17,440 The edge of the stairs, like down the center of the stairs, 1350 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,320 yelling which one? And Janelle's like yelling up 1351 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,160 that one. Like the one that looks nicer. 1352 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,080 And it's like you are literally getting ready for your 1353 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,600 graduation and you didn't have the shirt picked out though that 1354 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,120 you were going to wear. It is things like that that kind 1355 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,440 of blow my mind. We have to leave in 15 minutes. 1356 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,960 Hunter's always late. Because he procrastinates and 1357 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:37,520 takes a long time to do his hair. 1358 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,400 He takes longer to do his hair than Maddie takes. 1359 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,480 And I'm like, my God, this whole thing is just. 1360 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:45,240 Giving me not. Real anxiety, but like the kind 1361 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,400 of feel of like I would be the one going, like I can't stay 1362 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,760 here anymore, I can't deal with this. 1363 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,920 It's too much. Just chaos. 1364 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,000 Yeah, you were. You made it nice by saying 1365 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:58,160 bustling around. I was going to say like pure and 1366 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:01,400 utter chaos, madness, madness for sure. 1367 01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,320 Now we do get an. Update also from Robyn here 1368 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:08,400 about her plan to attend the high school graduation of Mr. 1369 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,640 Logan. She says her plan is to 1370 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:15,520 intentionally get there late because Solomon, Solomon, 1371 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:21,320 because Solomon cries a lot. She's got a little colicky baby, 1372 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:25,880 little Sol, little Solomon, little King Solomon cries and 1373 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,160 cries and cries and cries. And so she's going to leave late 1374 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,840 to get there late. And you pointed out something 1375 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,640 that I thought was rather interesting about this plan from 1376 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,600 the beginning. Well, Janelle had told Robyn 1377 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,320 that it was going. To be a four or five hour 1378 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,480 ceremony. So that is why Robyn decided, 1379 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:45,240 OK, if it's a long ceremony, I'm going to show up late. 1380 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:50,840 And my initial thought was, OK dumbass, your name starts with B 1381 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,160 Brown. You're going to be at the 1382 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:58,080 beginning of the ceremony. Show up early, watch him walk 1383 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:02,080 and then leave. Don't plan on showing up late. 1384 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,280 It's not like their name is halfway through the alphabet or 1385 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,960 towards the end of the alphabet. 1386 01:14:06,968 --> 01:14:10,388 Then that would have made sense. Yeah, it did not make sense to 1387 01:14:10,396 --> 01:14:12,956 come late with. Where's your sister? 1388 01:14:12,964 --> 01:14:15,394 What was just around? Where's your your big titty 1389 01:14:15,402 --> 01:14:16,904 niece? Where's all these people that 1390 01:14:16,912 --> 01:14:19,188 are watching your children? Where are the people that are 1391 01:14:19,196 --> 01:14:21,434 raising your kids? Leave your child with that 1392 01:14:21,442 --> 01:14:22,075 person. Yeah. 1393 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,000 Why are you dragging your baby to this? 1394 01:14:24,008 --> 01:14:26,052 And you're going to. Bring a baby late right? 1395 01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:31,179 Everyone knows it's hard to show up with a baby anywhere like on 1396 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:35,622 time like anyways so leave at the normal time and you still 1397 01:14:35,630 --> 01:14:37,634 will be late because of your baby. 1398 01:14:37,642 --> 01:14:40,167 She's such an idiot now. Maddie's. 1399 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:43,820 Skirt comes up because, you know, it's maybe a centimeter 1400 01:14:43,828 --> 01:14:47,710 above her kneecap or some sort of thing where Janelle is 1401 01:14:47,718 --> 01:14:52,424 convinced that Kody is going to be upset about Maddie's skirt 1402 01:14:52,432 --> 01:14:55,180 because it's what a hooker would wear. 1403 01:14:55,188 --> 01:14:57,654 Hooker. That's what a street Walker 1404 01:14:57,662 --> 01:14:59,840 would. Wear a common whore. 1405 01:14:59,848 --> 01:15:04,640 And Logan's like, it's not a party skirt, it's a pencil 1406 01:15:04,648 --> 01:15:07,122 skirt. He literally steps in and he's 1407 01:15:07,130 --> 01:15:08,780 like mom like. Layoff. 1408 01:15:08,788 --> 01:15:11,392 Yeah. It's not a party dress, it's a 1409 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,400 pencil skirt. Business Professional. 1410 01:15:13,408 --> 01:15:16,760 Yeah, which was the style of this. 1411 01:15:16,768 --> 01:15:18,854 Time. Like you'd wear pencil skirt out 1412 01:15:18,854 --> 01:15:22,137 to the bar. Say it for the record, I look. 1413 01:15:22,145 --> 01:15:24,660 Really good in a pencil skirt. Oh, I'm sure you do. 1414 01:15:24,668 --> 01:15:27,060 A party skirt it makes. Me look a little easy. 1415 01:15:27,068 --> 01:15:29,957 So I like to go with a pencil skirt, just like Maddie. 1416 01:15:29,965 --> 01:15:35,448 Oh God, I take it all back. No, no. 1417 01:15:35,456 --> 01:15:37,707 So anyway, stupid. Debacle over nothing. 1418 01:15:37,715 --> 01:15:41,060 And it gives Kody an opportunity to talk about modesty and I 1419 01:15:41,068 --> 01:15:44,030 don't know that easy to like. Yeah, I know. 1420 01:15:44,038 --> 01:15:45,520 Yeah. He's awful. 1421 01:15:45,528 --> 01:15:46,940 I've put. Daughters. 1422 01:15:46,948 --> 01:15:51,468 To tears saying dads should never see those parts of their 1423 01:15:51,476 --> 01:15:53,880 daughters bodies before. Oh my God. 1424 01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:56,360 And he's talking about his. Daughters. 1425 01:15:56,368 --> 01:16:00,280 Crying and putting him to tears, saying that. 1426 01:16:00,288 --> 01:16:04,348 And it's like, that's OK. Are you thinking that that's 1427 01:16:04,356 --> 01:16:06,534 like a good thing? Everyone's like, oh, well, 1428 01:16:06,542 --> 01:16:08,384 they're girls. They're just sensitive about 1429 01:16:08,392 --> 01:16:10,622 that. And it's like, well, not really. 1430 01:16:10,622 --> 01:16:12,520 You're just very old school and 1431 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,360 they're not dressing any type of way. 1432 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,760 And this is my biggest pet peeve. 1433 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,040 Like with young women, they're sexualized. 1434 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:25,760 Well, these girls, they're being sexualized from a. 1435 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,000 Very, very. Young age women in general, like 1436 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,920 I don't even know, like a lot of women could probably tell you 1437 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,837 the first time that they noticed a man was looking at their 1438 01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:37,862 body and the age would appall you. 1439 01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:41,835 And I'm just thinking of his daughters and I'm going to say 1440 01:16:41,843 --> 01:16:43,854 it. Maddie has big boobs. 1441 01:16:43,862 --> 01:16:47,260 She does. She's very young and she 1442 01:16:47,268 --> 01:16:51,066 probably started growing boobs at a young age and people were 1443 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:53,134 probably staring at him from a very young age. 1444 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:57,842 I think they say she's a freshman this year and even she 1445 01:16:57,842 --> 01:17:03,660 was wearing like a normal V-neck T-shirt that on a girl 1446 01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:07,100 that's less voluptuous, you wouldn't bat an eye at. 1447 01:17:07,108 --> 01:17:10,492 Now you put that T-shirt on a girl that has larger boobs and 1448 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:13,942 all of a sudden it becomes a problem and she needs to cover 1449 01:17:13,950 --> 01:17:18,215 it up and like shame her body. And it's just like, Kody, shut 1450 01:17:18,223 --> 01:17:20,378 the fuck up. Like and you have so many 1451 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,572 daughters. They're all going to have 1452 01:17:21,580 --> 01:17:22,994 different bodies. They're all going to look 1453 01:17:23,002 --> 01:17:24,562 different. You could put a T-shirt on 1454 01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:26,915 Maddie and you could put a T-shirt on your other daughter 1455 01:17:26,923 --> 01:17:29,324 right next to her, and it could be the same shirt. 1456 01:17:29,332 --> 01:17:31,685 And you're going to be OK with one daughter wearing it, but 1457 01:17:31,693 --> 01:17:34,314 you're going to shame the other one because she has bigger 1458 01:17:34,322 --> 01:17:36,552 boobs. It's like, God, it just goes 1459 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,480 into this whole conversation about like misogyny and 1460 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,698 sexualizing girls from a young age. 1461 01:17:41,706 --> 01:17:45,229 And it's like, you're the one being a pervert here, like, not 1462 01:17:45,229 --> 01:17:46,820 them. Agreed. 1463 01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:51,242 And. To reemphasize a point that you 1464 01:17:51,242 --> 01:17:55,866 had said, these girls are not walking around in like crazy 1465 01:17:55,874 --> 01:17:59,346 outfits where you're like, Oh my God, a second Britney Spears 1466 01:17:59,354 --> 01:18:01,270 reference for hit me baby one more time. 1467 01:18:01,278 --> 01:18:04,132 That is not happening here. We are literally talking about 1468 01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:07,742 girls that are like, oh, I decided to maybe have a little 1469 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:12,210 bit of my upper arm show. They're like, how dare you. 1470 01:18:12,218 --> 01:18:14,640 Like it's ridiculous. Well, that's why I called out 1471 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:15,926 earlier too. They show. 1472 01:18:15,934 --> 01:18:19,684 Maddie, she's talking about the school thing and doing hair, and 1473 01:18:19,684 --> 01:18:22,920 then they show a clip of her literally putting her ankles in 1474 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,370 the water with her friends. She's wearing like capris and a 1475 01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:29,160 basic V-neck. And then they have to cut to the 1476 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,520 guy sitting across from her and make it look like he's 1477 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,720 looking at her. Nunga nungas. 1478 01:18:32,728 --> 01:18:35,080 Yeah. And I'm like, they're doing this 1479 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:38,386 to her and editing on purpose too, to make her look like she's 1480 01:18:38,386 --> 01:18:41,384 potentially being a bad girl or she is dressing 1481 01:18:41,384 --> 01:18:43,960 provocatively. And it's like, no, she's not. 1482 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:47,120 Like she's a minor and she's high and you are. 1483 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:51,320 Filming it and putting it on television, I mean, I don't 1484 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:55,080 know. But they are like trying to make 1485 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,760 her and some of the other daughters seem a certain way. 1486 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:05,560 And just like, in all honesty, the girls in the family that are 1487 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:10,560 older have bigger boobs. They just do they're, you know, 1488 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,840 they are a little bit bigger in general and they got bigger 1489 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:15,800 boobs. And there's nothing wrong with 1490 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,160 that. And they're just basically 1491 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,320 saying like, oh. Yeah, you're being. 1492 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,960 Provocative and it's like they're I had a friend in high 1493 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:29,502 school that had really big boobs and from like 6th grade she 1494 01:19:29,502 --> 01:19:32,465 had this problem and I always felt so bad for her because me 1495 01:19:32,465 --> 01:19:35,314 and her could literally buy the same shirt and people would 1496 01:19:35,314 --> 01:19:39,048 treat her differently than me inside just really do feel for 1497 01:19:39,048 --> 01:19:41,479 his daughters and they're making jokes about it and he's been 1498 01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:45,179 oh, I made my daughter's cry because, you know, I said they 1499 01:19:45,179 --> 01:19:48,378 need to go change No, they're you're shaming them for their 1500 01:19:48,378 --> 01:19:50,080 bodies and they're probably already embarrassed and 1501 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:53,115 they're going through puberty and you need to let it go and 1502 01:19:53,115 --> 01:19:57,520 Kody of course lacks the. Intellect or emotional 1503 01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:01,040 understanding, maturity, whatever the word would be to be 1504 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,800 like. Oh, the real issue is. 1505 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,280 How men look at women, like you're saying like the way that 1506 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:10,640 men treat women, the way that society treats women. 1507 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,120 He can't do that. He's like, oh, I have this 1508 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:16,840 religious dogma that makes me yell at my daughters and make 1509 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,640 them cry. And I'm proud about it and 1510 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,720 talking about it on TV. Like what? 1511 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,760 And I got my wife over here in a sausage shirt. 1512 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:27,720 Because she can't show her arms like. 1513 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,600 Meanwhile, Robyn's. Selling her? 1514 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,360 Jesus poop panties. On the Internet, I know like 1515 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:37,080 double standards much, Kody. Jesus, get it together. 1516 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:42,280 Oh God, oh God, it's true. Let's move on from this, even 1517 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:45,720 though we are scarred. The graduation is happening at 1518 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:50,040 UNLV at an auditorium that's big enough to hold all the 1519 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:52,560 attendees. So yeah, it's not at a high 1520 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,080 school. It is at a college, university 1521 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,400 campus. Cool. 1522 01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:58,840 Whatever. They're pointing that out 1523 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,440 because literally we're going to have to talk about Robyn's 1524 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:06,760 arrival and how she's. Unfamiliar. 1525 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,000 And you know, it was like finding. 1526 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,720 A needle in a haystack trying to find that auditorium. 1527 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:13,880 I'm like, an auditorium is not a needle in a haystack you dumb 1528 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:15,760 bitch. I was stopping people on the 1529 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,640 side of the. Road asking college students 1530 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,040 where it was, she was said that I was just. 1531 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,440 Getting this picture? We're rolling down the minivan 1532 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:26,760 window. Saul in the back crying and 1533 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,694 wailing and screaming and she's like, do you know where the 1534 01:21:29,694 --> 01:21:32,960 blah blah blah auditorium is? And they're like, like right 1535 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:36,920 there or like take a left and she like takes a right and she's 1536 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,520 drive. She drives and takes a right. 1537 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,760 Don't worry, that's just my baby salamander. 1538 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,920 In the. Back there with my third grade 1539 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:48,560 education, I'm going to take a right here at the. 1540 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:52,600 Sun, she goes left like, Oh my God, she's got to hold her hands 1541 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:55,440 up and make the bed and do the left and right now she's. 1542 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,880 Driving, she takes both hands off the wheel to make the bed 1543 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,760 she causes. An accident making a. 1544 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,058 Left with her hand, she's such. 1545 01:22:04,066 --> 01:22:04,629 An. Idiot. 1546 01:22:04,637 --> 01:22:06,280 I love that we're just making this up. 1547 01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:09,728 She tries to blame Meri, though. She says Meri forgot her camera. 1548 01:22:09,728 --> 01:22:12,240 And text me and asked me to go 1549 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:16,000 back and get her camera. So I had to pick up her camera. 1550 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,480 God forbid she doesn't have her camera. 1551 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:21,800 To make us take 500 photos. With our chins tilted 1552 01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:26,600 differently also like OK yes DSLR cameras. 1553 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,520 A certain kind of. Mom, certain kind of time. 1554 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,560 Amen. As someone who has taken a 1555 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:35,880 photograph in my day, what kind of photos do you think you're 1556 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:39,120 going to get from 1,000,000 miles away of this graduation? 1557 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,200 And this is not the only photo faux pas in this episode. 1558 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,720 Going to say it gets worse. It gets even worse. 1559 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,440 It's like, what are you thinking you're? 1560 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:49,920 Going to do. Anyway, whatever, because 1561 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,280 literally when they get into the auditorium they are in the 1562 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:54,560 nosebleeds. They are up way in the section, 1563 01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,680 like up in the like elevated seating. 1564 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,564 OK, they probably could have at least gotten like a photo of 1565 01:23:00,564 --> 01:23:02,560 the back of his blonde head with Meri. 1566 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,360 'S camera versus their cell phone cameras, which they 1567 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,536 attempt to do, but you know, oh, and maybe they, I don't 1568 01:23:08,536 --> 01:23:10,438 remember seeing if the when they were. 1569 01:23:10,446 --> 01:23:13,410 Getting their diplomas if they were up on a screen, like if 1570 01:23:13,418 --> 01:23:15,637 that was something you could take a photo of. 1571 01:23:15,645 --> 01:23:21,270 But it's still just like, as a person who's lived a life, I can 1572 01:23:21,270 --> 01:23:24,480 say people that take bad photos. 1573 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:27,560 Of things. That are happening life moments. 1574 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,000 I just kind of want to shake them because I'm like, you could 1575 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,680 have actually just experienced this. 1576 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,200 You documented something so terribly that you're not even 1577 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,840 going to be able to enjoy the documentation. 1578 01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:39,320 So what's the point? You have an entire camera crew 1579 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,600 here with you too. Like take a fucking still of the 1580 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,480 TV. Show this is not the only show 1581 01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:45,320 where that happens, these reality shows, but they're like, 1582 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:46,560 we've got to film it and I'm like. 1583 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,320 They are filming it, Yeah. Like you are literally being 1584 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,800 filmed. Anyway, OK, sorry, tangent, 1585 01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,640 tangent. They go back to the gym and 1586 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,360 they're kind of all gathering around and. 1587 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,840 Getting into their seats and stuff. 1588 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:02,884 And then we get some voice overs from Kody talking about how 1589 01:24:02,884 --> 01:24:08,084 all of these moms raised him and all the moms deserve the 1590 01:24:08,084 --> 01:24:10,600 accolades and they're shared between everyone. 1591 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,440 And he talks about how Christine basically raised him while 1592 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:18,200 Janelle was out working. Kody said this. 1593 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:21,640 Yeah, Kody, says Christine. Basically raised him while. 1594 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,840 Janelle worked. I totally missed that. 1595 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,840 That's insane. I wrote the quote down. 1596 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:30,080 Because I was like, that's kind of shit thing to say. 1597 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,440 Right. And even though it's kind of 1598 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:34,240 true, you don't really, I mean. 1599 01:24:34,248 --> 01:24:38,245 It's way too blanket of a statement like that is not true. 1600 01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:40,080 It's yeah, there's probably just 1601 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:42,240 elements of truth to it. It's not completely true. 1602 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:43,480 They. Do make a point. 1603 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:47,840 Of showing Christine talking. About, you know, her bond with 1604 01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:54,080 him and how close they were and how she did tutor them and she 1605 01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:58,040 homeschooled them and then was a teacher at one of their 1606 01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:58,675 schools. Yeah. 1607 01:24:58,683 --> 01:25:01,967 So, you know, I'm sure that they were extremely close and that 1608 01:25:01,975 --> 01:25:02,669 she. Actually. 1609 01:25:02,677 --> 01:25:08,214 Really has been the second mom to him if any of them you know. 1610 01:25:08,214 --> 01:25:10,440 So I'm now remembering why I 1611 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,440 don't remember. I now remember why I don't 1612 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,400 remember, because during this time is. 1613 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,360 When they're showing that. Old footage of Logan being a 1614 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,760 little boy while Christine's talking about this. 1615 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,600 And this is where I got a little emotional for the first time 1616 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,880 this episode. I'm a real man. 1617 01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,880 I'm not afraid to cry. I'm not afraid to wear pink. 1618 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,960 It got me in the feels. Like he was such a good little 1619 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,160 cutie patootie. And they're like showing these 1620 01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:35,680 old videos and photos of him as a little boy. 1621 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,240 And I was like, Oh my gosh, like I was a little boy with my 1622 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,560 little brothers. And it's just so adorable. 1623 01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:43,640 And like there is a special connection between him and 1624 01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:46,040 Christine. And it was great to actually 1625 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,480 hear her talking about that. I liked it. 1626 01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:51,028 And it's funny because it's hot off the heels of everyone in 1627 01:25:51,028 --> 01:25:53,826 the stands waiting for the ceremony to begin and Kody 1628 01:25:53,826 --> 01:25:57,064 talking about giving Robyn directions to the fucking 1629 01:25:57,064 --> 01:26:00,240 place on the phone. And it's like, Oh my God, this 1630 01:26:00,248 --> 01:26:02,980 is so cringe. But at least there was a cute 1631 01:26:02,988 --> 01:26:06,961 moment of Logan as a little boy. It was really cute and I think 1632 01:26:06,969 --> 01:26:09,063 that I got emotional at the same time. 1633 01:26:09,071 --> 01:26:10,995 Because of the quote that Kody said. 1634 01:26:11,003 --> 01:26:15,422 And it's like Janelle, you know, has been the working mom like 1635 01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:19,855 the entire time and she's been billed as the working mom for 1636 01:26:19,863 --> 01:26:23,232 this entire show. And so for him to say that and 1637 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:26,742 kind of take it away from Janelle, I feel like if I was 1638 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:31,295 her, I would feel a little hurt by that statement, even if it is 1639 01:26:31,295 --> 01:26:33,836 true because I'm a mom that works. 1640 01:26:33,844 --> 01:26:40,936 And I don't want to feel like my daycare is more of a mom to my 1641 01:26:40,944 --> 01:26:43,957 child than I am. And I know this is a different 1642 01:26:43,965 --> 01:26:46,504 situation completely, but like, I kind of got emotional too 1643 01:26:46,512 --> 01:26:49,060 because it's like you're watching Janelle like slowly get 1644 01:26:49,060 --> 01:26:52,560 more emotional as she is like, you know, preparing for him to 1645 01:26:52,568 --> 01:26:54,170 walk across the stage and then walking. 1646 01:26:54,178 --> 01:26:58,030 And I don't know, it's just kind of like Kody's just so fucking 1647 01:26:58,038 --> 01:27:00,032 insensitive sometimes. And he just says these big 1648 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,560 blanket statements where it's like, it's just, it's just 1649 01:27:02,568 --> 01:27:05,770 insensitive and he needs to kind of think of his wording more. 1650 01:27:05,778 --> 01:27:07,661 And he just never will. He never does. 1651 01:27:07,669 --> 01:27:11,140 He never will. And they pull quotes like that 1652 01:27:11,148 --> 01:27:14,580 from him. And I hope that they never 1653 01:27:14,588 --> 01:27:19,168 actually did sit down and watch the episodes, because there 1654 01:27:19,176 --> 01:27:23,315 would be no wonder why they. All. 1655 01:27:23,323 --> 01:27:28,480 Fucking hate him so much, you know, like it would have 1656 01:27:28,488 --> 01:27:30,627 happened sooner, yeah. It would have happened even 1657 01:27:30,635 --> 01:27:32,499 sooner. If they had seen some of these 1658 01:27:32,507 --> 01:27:34,574 things that he says, yeah. So cringe. 1659 01:27:34,582 --> 01:27:37,640 Christine basically raised him while Janelle worked. 1660 01:27:37,648 --> 01:27:38,880 OK, terrible. Like. 1661 01:27:38,888 --> 01:27:39,834 Fuck off. OK. 1662 01:27:39,842 --> 01:27:42,488 And it's just so unnecessary. It's about a it's like a lot of 1663 01:27:42,488 --> 01:27:44,425 the things that he has said. Yeah, in this. 1664 01:27:44,433 --> 01:27:47,135 Show where it's it's just unnecessary throw away comments. 1665 01:27:47,135 --> 01:27:48,800 Are you even saying this? 1666 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:50,760 Yeah, that he and Robyn throw away. 1667 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:53,320 They have a special bond. And Speaking of Robyn. 1668 01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,160 She's like I got. Lost. 1669 01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:00,440 This is where she was. Saying I'm stopping students 1670 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:01,200 and. You know where? 1671 01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:03,880 The auditorium. Is and they're like, ma'am, are 1672 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:08,320 you OK? She's like, hold on. 1673 01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:10,000 She like. Moves her square draw to the 1674 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,720 left. And she's like, hold on. 1675 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:16,480 Left OK, I'm making the L Saul keep it down back there like Oh 1676 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:21,000 my God, this woman is on disaster and I can't get over 1677 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,360 the idea of her thinking she should come late. 1678 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:27,360 It's just irritating, so irritating. 1679 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:30,480 Do you really think that she thought she should run late, or 1680 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:32,240 did she really just want attention? 1681 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:35,480 That's what I want to know because like Kody says that too, 1682 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:39,240 Robyn's running late and it's diploma time and I got to go get 1683 01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:42,120 her. Oh God, of course you do, Kody. 1684 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,680 Of course you have to go and save. 1685 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:47,760 Robyn and potentially. Miss your first borns 1686 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,520 graduation, high school graduation because you're 1687 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,120 chasing Robyn down who can't figure out which direction's. 1688 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:57,040 Left like she's an idiot and they transition into this part 1689 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,840 of the ceremony where they're receiving diplomas. 1690 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:04,400 And I noted for the class of 2012, in case anyone is, you 1691 01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,800 know, not remembering what year we're in. 1692 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,840 It's 2012. Kody literally gets up out of 1693 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:14,760 his seat to go find Robyn, and it's great because no, no, it's 1694 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,920 terrible. But it's great as far as footage 1695 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:19,160 because there is someone far back. 1696 01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:22,080 There's someone on the other side of wherever would like a 1697 01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:28,920 turbo zoom lens who's like in it, and he's going up the stairs 1698 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:31,880 in this auditorium, those concrete stairs level by level 1699 01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:36,360 by level bumper Durber Dur running up to go find Robyn and 1700 01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:39,600 Christine and Janelle are both talking about Kody being gone, 1701 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,440 talking about how they're texting him to come back because 1702 01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:44,160 it's like, hello, things have started. 1703 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:46,960 Things are happening. Our child who has AB last name, 1704 01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:49,760 the same last name you have is going to be early in the thing. 1705 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,600 Oh, God. And I just thought to myself, 1706 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,960 well, at least his ass wasn't sweaty this time. 1707 01:29:55,960 --> 01:30:00,240 As he was running up those stairs, unlike those Mayan 1708 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,360 ruins. I sweat my pants, Mayor. 1709 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,520 Thank God he didn't do it in. Front of this auditorium of. 1710 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,600 Teenage children. Logan doesn't have enough to be 1711 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,680 embarrassed about. He's got his dad's sweaty. 1712 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:14,520 Ass in this fucking. Auditorium that Swash back down 1713 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,120 here, Kody, you're going to miss it. 1714 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,880 And Kody does get. Back in time for this though, 1715 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:20,240 right? Like when they actually. 1716 01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:25,480 Announce Logan Taylor Brown. Kody is back like they'd show 1717 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:27,800 him. Shuffling, getting back into his 1718 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:31,480 seat, he made it back, back in time to shame. 1719 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:37,480 To shame Maddie for recording. It I didn't catch what was the 1720 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:39,840 problem with Maddie recording? It Kody is like. 1721 01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:42,400 Maddie, are you? Recording this and it's like 1722 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:44,440 obviously. She's recording it. 1723 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:47,040 She's got, like, the little camcorder that's probably, like, 1724 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,400 the size of two bricks taped together right in front of her 1725 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:51,240 face. Yeah. 1726 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,360 Yeah. And he's like, don't stand up. 1727 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:58,840 Don't embarrass him. OK, Dad, you're the one standing 1728 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,560 up and running. Up the stairs to go. 1729 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:05,440 And get your fourth wife. But OK, I won't embarrass him 1730 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:11,240 sitting here recording him. Oh my God, that's good. 1731 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:12,840 And I mean if. He did. 1732 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:13,560 Have the swan. Pass. 1733 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:14,840 That would have made it that much harder. 1734 01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:16,600 But like it's like. I wish that he did. 1735 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,240 I really wish he did. Now this is where another little 1736 01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:20,760 heartbreak. Moment comes in. 1737 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,920 Oh God. So they announced, like I said, 1738 01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:26,600 Logan Taylor Brown, he gets his diploma. 1739 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,340 It's a little old school in the sense that he walks and he 1740 01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:32,398 meets up with a woman and puts his arm like this and she puts 1741 01:31:32,398 --> 01:31:35,351 her arm in his and they walk down and I'm like, why is it 1742 01:31:35,351 --> 01:31:38,960 gender related? Like that makes me want to puke. 1743 01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:41,200 But that's OK. Let's not get distracted by my 1744 01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:48,000 own anger and hurt. Janelle tells us that she missed 1745 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:52,760 the moment of Logan getting his diploma. 1746 01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:56,640 Because she was. Trying to get her phone camera 1747 01:31:56,640 --> 01:32:00,160 up and ready to take a photo. She was fat finger in her phone 1748 01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:02,720 and she couldn't get the fucking camera up fast. 1749 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,200 Enough. And she was looking at her phone 1750 01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,120 and missed him walking across the stage. 1751 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:08,400 Oh God. And my heart broke for her. 1752 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,240 It was so sad, it actually. Was really. 1753 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:14,000 Sad and Maddie. Is being a little bitch and 1754 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,360 starts. Laughing at her? 1755 01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:18,360 Oh, I didn't notice that. She starts laughing and she's 1756 01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:21,120 like mom. And Janelle was like of. 1757 01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:24,600 Course Maddie had to give me hell about it or something. 1758 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:27,280 And then Kody's laughing at Janelle too. 1759 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,840 And so Kody and Maddie are laughing that she missed it. 1760 01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:33,080 And then Kody's like, I didn't know if she was crying because 1761 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:36,360 she was like happy or if she was crying, she was upset. 1762 01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:39,920 It's like, of course you didn't douche Canal right? 1763 01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:43,360 And I remember I said out loud, well, both she's. 1764 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:46,920 She's emotional because her son, her first born, is graduating 1765 01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:48,120 from high school. And she's. 1766 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:51,040 At the graduation, and she's also upset because she missed 1767 01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,840 the moment because she was fat fingering her phone. 1768 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,080 You know, it's like she was on the verge of tears getting out 1769 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:57,480 of that desk. And now the tears are coming. 1770 01:32:57,480 --> 01:33:00,800 The tears are coming. She said she was mad and she was 1771 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:03,960 devastated. She said she was devastated, 1772 01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:08,760 like girl, that sucks. That was that was hard to watch. 1773 01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:12,120 I felt like the tears were you could see that she was like 1774 01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,560 doing that thing of like, don't let it, don't let it, don't let 1775 01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:18,000 it, don't let it. And then it like they welled up 1776 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,640 and then you could see the tears and I was like, oh God, I felt 1777 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,520 for her so much in that. I did too 'cause then Robyn's 1778 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,560 dumb ass walks in right when all that. 1779 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:30,840 Happens like right after all that happened. 1015 minutes 1780 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:37,240 later Robyn comes trotting in and she's mad and Kody's like 1781 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:42,080 Robyn's like a wet blanket coming in and it's like, this 1782 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:46,000 isn't about you guys, it's about him. 1783 01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:50,720 And like oh I've got one wife that's late so she's mad and 1784 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:54,480 I've got one wife that fat fingered her phone and she's sad 1785 01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:57,040 and this is about him and he's not wrong. 1786 01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,880 You're not wrong in this moment, Kody, you're not wrong. 1787 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,960 But maybe just shut the fuck up again. 1788 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,000 When Robyn, Yes. Gets to the aisle and she's 1789 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,440 walking and Christine was like, I'm going. 1790 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:10,680 To give her her space, like I'm not going to like be too into 1791 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:12,440 it. And you can see when Robyn sits 1792 01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:15,600 down, she like like Meri must have said something about Saul 1793 01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:19,880 and she's just like giving the baby to Meri, just like you 1794 01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:23,680 could see her John hinge and move forward and it's like she's 1795 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:27,080 like Johnny Bravo. She's yes, she's fucking pissed 1796 01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,920 now I. It would be. 1797 01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:30,760 Remiss of me? It would be a crime against 1798 01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:33,920 humanity if I didn't talk about my favorite shot thus far. 1799 01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:36,600 Favorite cameras. Oh God. 1800 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:38,480 Married with that ambulance in season 1. 1801 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,724 The fake, the sound, the siren. 1802 01:34:41,732 --> 01:34:47,125 When Robyn arrives at the top of the inside of this auditorium 1803 01:34:47,133 --> 01:34:50,392 slash Coliseum, she's at the top of the stairs. 1804 01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:51,927 So this is what's so great the this. 1805 01:34:51,935 --> 01:34:54,080 Camera that's off in the. Distance that caught Kody 1806 01:34:54,088 --> 01:34:58,000 running up the stairs has now zoomed in on her and it's not 1807 01:34:58,008 --> 01:35:02,160 well lit because it's at the top of the stairs, but it's the 1808 01:35:02,168 --> 01:35:06,161 digital camera is still picking up enough of her where it's like 1809 01:35:06,161 --> 01:35:11,792 dark but she you can still see all of her and she looks like a 1810 01:35:11,792 --> 01:35:14,830 serial killer. She looks insane. 1811 01:35:14,838 --> 01:35:19,790 She looks like a psycho. She's standing at the top of the 1812 01:35:19,790 --> 01:35:22,420 stairs holding Saul like, you know, the little baby devil that 1813 01:35:22,420 --> 01:35:27,308 he is. And she's like looking and and 1814 01:35:27,316 --> 01:35:30,724 seething and it's. Like, Oh my God. 1815 01:35:30,732 --> 01:35:33,910 This woman I was, I would have loved to have seen someone just 1816 01:35:33,910 --> 01:35:36,787 like push her down the stairs at that point because it was 1817 01:35:36,795 --> 01:35:37,505 unbelievable. Unbelievable. 1818 01:35:37,513 --> 01:35:41,018 I didn't know that I could hate Robyn any more than I already 1819 01:35:41,026 --> 01:35:42,362 did. And as she walked down the 1820 01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:48,800 stairs, I don't know if you heard this, but I heard she. 1821 01:35:48,808 --> 01:35:55,188 Was straight up nuts looking. And then of course, they cut to 1822 01:35:55,188 --> 01:35:59,318 her and she's like. It just hits me, you missed it. 1823 01:35:59,318 --> 01:36:01,920 I'm like, you missed Dad, you 1824 01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:03,480 fucking. Idiot. 1825 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:06,080 It's like you missed it, it sounded like. 1826 01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:09,747 That guy that does Harry Carey, whatever his name is, you 1827 01:36:09,747 --> 01:36:13,160 missed it. Like Oh my God, yes, you missed 1828 01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:15,360 it. Oh God. 1829 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:18,080 And after she sits down, we talked about they can all sense 1830 01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,040 how mad she. Is. 1831 01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:22,600 And Janelle's like, well, we were all frustrated and we 1832 01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:26,200 weren't interacting. And I was like, yeah, they all 1833 01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:28,720 look pissed. No one is talking. 1834 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:31,400 Yeah, I'm thinking to myself, they need to get it. 1835 01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:34,680 Together to be. Celebrating Logan like this is 1836 01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:37,870 Logan's celebration and they all are a bunch of grown up 1837 01:36:37,870 --> 01:36:41,506 fucking babies sit in a row, poopy faced, all mad about 1838 01:36:41,506 --> 01:36:43,604 everything. And it's like, it's just kind of 1839 01:36:43,604 --> 01:36:45,828 reminded me of some of the family things I've had. 1840 01:36:45,836 --> 01:36:49,365 And not to make it all about me, but it sucks when you're doing a 1841 01:36:49,365 --> 01:36:51,294 thing, you're having a moment, you're like, whatever. 1842 01:36:51,302 --> 01:36:53,468 Luckily he didn't have to see this in person. 1843 01:36:53,476 --> 01:36:56,062 I was going to say, look. Luckily, he didn't just look up 1844 01:36:56,062 --> 01:36:58,030 and like, smile back at them and they're. 1845 01:36:58,038 --> 01:37:00,774 Like no OK, and they all look pissed. 1846 01:37:00,782 --> 01:37:05,950 It's like y'all Kody did. Say like to Kody's credit, this. 1847 01:37:05,950 --> 01:37:06,720 One time. 1848 01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:12,920 He did say I was like, OK everyone like we got wet blanket 1849 01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:15,440 energy here and we need to shake it off. 1850 01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:20,120 It's about him, not us. And he did say that, but that 1851 01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:22,960 was a voiceover. So did he really say that or did 1852 01:37:22,960 --> 01:37:27,240 he say that after the fact when he realized how right they were 1853 01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:29,400 acting like someone shit in their Cheerios 'cause when they 1854 01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:32,240 showed the clip of them like he didn't look like he was being 1855 01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:34,400 all like you guys? Let's turn these He was not. 1856 01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:37,560 He was sitting in the middle of them, straightforward, trying 1857 01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:38,320 not to. Get. 1858 01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:42,160 Kicked in the Dick. Yeah, yeah, it's true. 1859 01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:43,680 It's funny because the only one. 1860 01:37:43,688 --> 01:37:44,420 That probably. Wasn't. 1861 01:37:44,428 --> 01:37:48,029 Upset was Meri at the end and it's like, what a turn of 1862 01:37:48,037 --> 01:37:49,918 events. Meri's not crying and freaking 1863 01:37:49,926 --> 01:37:53,108 out and being upset because no one's it's not her. 1864 01:37:53,116 --> 01:37:55,254 There's nothing. She's sitting down there looking 1865 01:37:55,254 --> 01:37:57,823 pretty. Like, like Robyn brought me my 1866 01:37:57,831 --> 01:37:59,080 camera. I'm cool. 1867 01:37:59,088 --> 01:38:03,676 Give me Solomon. And I'm Robyn in trouble for one 1868 01:38:03,676 --> 01:38:07,499 baby God. She's like, oh God, this wet. 1869 01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:10,995 Bar this wet part, part of me wonders if this wasn't Robyn's 1870 01:38:11,003 --> 01:38:13,360 bright idea to be late, but if it was? 1871 01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:16,180 Kody telling her, well, you should just come later then 1872 01:38:16,188 --> 01:38:19,194 because you're going to have to bring Saul and he's not going to 1873 01:38:19,194 --> 01:38:22,986 sit well through this. So maybe part of the reason that 1874 01:38:22,986 --> 01:38:26,616 Robyn is so mad because she actually is mad. 1875 01:38:26,624 --> 01:38:29,180 I agree. She looks so she looks literally 1876 01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:30,940 pissed off. I don't think this was. 1877 01:38:30,948 --> 01:38:32,760 A ploy to get attention. When they showed. 1878 01:38:32,768 --> 01:38:35,888 It in the preview I thought. This dumb bitch is trying to 1879 01:38:35,896 --> 01:38:39,214 make this about her. She is going to be like the Oh 1880 01:38:39,222 --> 01:38:42,008 no I need Kody's attention to help me get directions. 1881 01:38:42,016 --> 01:38:44,155 Oh no woe is me damsel in distress. 1882 01:38:44,163 --> 01:38:46,375 I don't think it was that situation. 1883 01:38:46,383 --> 01:38:50,344 I think she was just dumb enough to not be able to find where she 1884 01:38:50,344 --> 01:38:53,502 was going and I think Kody probably told her or agreed with 1885 01:38:53,502 --> 01:38:55,800 her that she should show up late. 1886 01:38:55,808 --> 01:39:00,922 So I think she's actually really mad at Kody because there's some 1887 01:39:00,922 --> 01:39:04,548 reason that he factored into her being late. 1888 01:39:04,556 --> 01:39:08,125 She missed it and I think it's more important that. 1889 01:39:08,133 --> 01:39:11,567 The whole thing is happening then that she missed Logan's 1890 01:39:11,575 --> 01:39:12,671 graduation. I think so too. 1891 01:39:12,679 --> 01:39:15,812 I think she's upset that this is happening and Kody probably. 1892 01:39:15,820 --> 01:39:19,044 Made the suggestion. Or didn't talk her out of it 1893 01:39:19,052 --> 01:39:21,589 when he should have. Yeah, you're right. 1894 01:39:21,597 --> 01:39:27,588 Oh God, fuck Kody. As per usual, they go outside. 1895 01:39:27,596 --> 01:39:31,792 Of the auditorium. Now they're all like meeting up 1896 01:39:31,792 --> 01:39:36,436 afterwards and Janelle is wearing a red shirt with a pink 1897 01:39:36,436 --> 01:39:39,699 flower lay. And I noticed it the whole time. 1898 01:39:39,699 --> 01:39:41,120 But then I really noticed it 1899 01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:44,560 because they they meet up with Logan and they're all taking 1900 01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:47,200 photos together and all the moms are getting in the picture 1901 01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:54,312 with Logan and Janelle is wearing a red shirt and a pink 1902 01:39:54,312 --> 01:39:57,360 lay like she just got off a plane in Hawaii. 1903 01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:59,520 I didn't. I know. 1904 01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:01,400 I remember the red shirt, the pink. 1905 01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:03,800 Clay didn't stand out to me. Is there a reason? 1906 01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:06,320 Like, is UNLV some sort of like? 1907 01:40:06,328 --> 01:40:09,368 I was like, is this in solidarity for something? 1908 01:40:09,376 --> 01:40:13,815 Is this like a mom of the graduating class and then no one 1909 01:40:13,815 --> 01:40:17,138 else had one? Well, it's certainly not for 1910 01:40:17,146 --> 01:40:18,900 their mascot. So we know that's the balls with 1911 01:40:18,900 --> 01:40:21,834 the hat on. Oh yeah, it's the balls with the 1912 01:40:21,834 --> 01:40:25,659 prospecting hat on, yeah. So you know, it could have been 1913 01:40:25,659 --> 01:40:28,543 a thing like if you're a. Mother of a graduate, you get a 1914 01:40:28,543 --> 01:40:31,155 lay, But why would that even be a thing in the middle of the 1915 01:40:31,163 --> 01:40:32,955 desert? And why would you wear it? 1916 01:40:32,963 --> 01:40:37,066 Photos I don't quite follow. We get a spotlight moment from 1917 01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:39,979 Logan where he's talking about being ready to start his life. 1918 01:40:39,987 --> 01:40:44,024 And I was so excited for him because I was just like, yes, he 1919 01:40:44,024 --> 01:40:46,784 doesn't care terribly about graduating, but it really 1920 01:40:46,792 --> 01:40:50,887 mattered to him that his family was there for the ceremony 1921 01:40:50,895 --> 01:40:54,182 itself. So while he's sharing that, I 1922 01:40:54,190 --> 01:40:58,100 also kind of wonder, like, do most high school seniors really 1923 01:40:58,100 --> 01:40:59,955 care about their family being there? 1924 01:40:59,963 --> 01:41:03,504 Probably not that much, but also maybe yes. 1925 01:41:03,512 --> 01:41:10,224 And so for them to have been so fucked up and pissed and 1926 01:41:10,232 --> 01:41:13,640 ridiculous, yeah. I mean, my parents didn't come 1927 01:41:13,648 --> 01:41:18,064 to my college graduation. They went to fucking bingo, 1928 01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:20,321 like, insane. And when I called him out about 1929 01:41:20,321 --> 01:41:22,712 it because I was like, well, I guess I didn't tell you and 1930 01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:26,800 pressure you to come. I just assumed you'd want to. 1931 01:41:26,808 --> 01:41:30,142 My mom literally said, well, I just thought if we won money, 1932 01:41:30,150 --> 01:41:34,076 then I would give it to you. And I'm like, oh, swear to God, 1933 01:41:34,076 --> 01:41:39,456 swear to God, hand on Bible. So when you have those kind of 1934 01:41:39,464 --> 01:41:42,854 experiences with your parents, yeah, it just kind of makes you 1935 01:41:42,854 --> 01:41:45,516 lose respect. And I just felt bad for him 1936 01:41:45,524 --> 01:41:48,542 because I think he probably was feeling like it would be great 1937 01:41:48,550 --> 01:41:51,432 if they were there and they cared and it was all 1938 01:41:51,440 --> 01:41:54,285 overshadowed by stupid bullshit. My biggest nightmare would be 1939 01:41:54,293 --> 01:41:57,160 like, oh I'm going to my kids show. 1940 01:41:57,168 --> 01:41:59,464 Let's say. Let's say they're as wonderful 1941 01:41:59,472 --> 01:42:00,938 as I. Was at. 1942 01:42:00,946 --> 01:42:05,728 Singing and they decide that they're going to be, you know, 1943 01:42:05,736 --> 01:42:10,568 in a show and I happen to have to pee at the exact time that 1944 01:42:10,576 --> 01:42:12,422 their solo is. I'm going to be that mom. 1945 01:42:12,430 --> 01:42:14,850 That's like trying not to, like, pee your pants because I want to 1946 01:42:14,850 --> 01:42:15,416 see it. Yeah. 1947 01:42:15,424 --> 01:42:18,608 Or like if I were to get up to go to the bathroom, God forbid, 1948 01:42:18,608 --> 01:42:21,568 I missed that like 1 moment, you know, type of thing. 1949 01:42:21,576 --> 01:42:24,480 And that's why I'm saying like for Janelle, I was heartbroken 1950 01:42:24,488 --> 01:42:28,200 for her when that happened. And it, it's upsetting, you 1951 01:42:28,208 --> 01:42:32,150 know, when there are just parents that don't think that 1952 01:42:32,158 --> 01:42:34,640 these things are big deals in it. 1953 01:42:34,648 --> 01:42:37,750 God. And so if you want, even as like 1954 01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:39,920 the person who's graduating, the person who's doing the 1955 01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:42,529 thing, you might not. Even know it's a big deal until 1956 01:42:42,529 --> 01:42:44,000 you realize they didn't even watch. 1957 01:42:44,008 --> 01:42:46,210 They didn't even come. They were fighting about stupid 1958 01:42:46,210 --> 01:42:49,427 shit till you look back and then it's like that's what was 1959 01:42:49,435 --> 01:42:50,800 happening. But I would like. 1960 01:42:50,808 --> 01:42:53,760 My point is that at. Least if he watched this. 1961 01:42:53,768 --> 01:42:58,240 Footage back he'll realize how upset his mom was that that this 1962 01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:02,792 was going on and how emotional she was It wasn't like a God 1963 01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:07,888 damn it and now it wasn't like a oh, I know I'm mad and like she 1964 01:43:07,888 --> 01:43:10,784 wasn't mad. She was genuinely like upset and 1965 01:43:10,784 --> 01:43:14,368 heartbroken, which is a different reaction than like 1966 01:43:14,376 --> 01:43:19,530 anger, which I don't know I think it reads different right. 1967 01:43:19,530 --> 01:43:21,200 I think absolutely, absolutely. 1968 01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,440 And to have heard what Christine was saying about. 1969 01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:24,800 Him would have been heart warming as well. 1970 01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:27,960 She was so kind about his upbringing and everything. 1971 01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:31,880 Yeah, we have one of the stranger transitions in Sister 1972 01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:33,200 Wives history at. This point. 1973 01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:36,880 Where now we're going to have Meri visiting her younger sister 1974 01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:42,000 Elaine and it's like, where the fuck did this come from? 1975 01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:45,080 All of a sudden. Meri's like so I decided to pop 1976 01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:47,760 in and visit my sister Elaine. And she's like literally like 1977 01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,920 walking up the front steps and Elaine opens the door and it's 1978 01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:54,120 like greetings, salutations. And it's like what the fuck? 1979 01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:56,400 There was no way coming up later like. 1980 01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,840 To be like. There was no foreshadowing that 1981 01:43:58,840 --> 01:44:00,880 this was going to happen. All of a sudden, Meri's visiting 1982 01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:04,480 Elaine and Elaine just had a baby now. 1983 01:44:04,480 --> 01:44:07,120 They both struggled with the fertility issues, but Elaine has 1984 01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:10,640 had a baby and so Meri wanted to talk to her about it. 1985 01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:14,920 What stood out to me immediately was that Elaine looks. 1986 01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:17,480 Like. Leon, but just with like thick 1987 01:44:17,480 --> 01:44:20,880 trimmed glasses. And then she starts talking and 1988 01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:25,600 she sounds like Leon. And I was like, Oh my God. 1989 01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:29,200 Like it's so weird when someone looks more and sounds more like 1990 01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,880 a girl or an aunt or a grandparent than their actual 1991 01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:33,720 parent. It's like, this is weird. 1992 01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:35,480 This is weird. But then you see where it comes 1993 01:44:35,480 --> 01:44:38,400 from, right? Did we mention Elaine is five 1994 01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:40,240 years younger? We did not. 1995 01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,480 No, but she is. I think that's important 1996 01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:44,720 because. You know they're talking about 1997 01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:46,680 their fertility. Issues and that they've broke, 1998 01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:50,480 they've both struggled with fertility issues and that Elaine 1999 01:44:50,480 --> 01:44:53,320 just had a baby. Yes, like a newborn. 2000 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:57,000 Meri's over there to visit Elaine and talk about fertility 2001 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:59,080 and hold the newborns, see the baby. 2002 01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:03,000 They show Kody and Meri sitting on the couch, and they're 2003 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:06,520 cutting between their interview and this visit with Elaine. 2004 01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:12,800 And Kody says that Meri's indecision trifles with his, and 2005 01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:16,360 his indecision then trifles with Meri's. 2006 01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:19,600 Yeah, trifling, trifling, trifling. 2007 01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:21,120 And I was. Curious, I'm like, is this the? 2008 01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:23,120 Correct use of that term. And I don't. 2009 01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:25,200 Even know. I can't even say. 2010 01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:28,893 I mean, is it right to say that the decision is trifling 2011 01:45:28,893 --> 01:45:30,720 against another one? No. 2012 01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:33,160 All I think is like you trifling little us. 2013 01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:35,080 I know I'm like I. Feel like trifling? 2014 01:45:35,080 --> 01:45:36,440 Is a word I've heard about, like. 2015 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:41,400 I'll mannered people in music like that girl's a trifling hoe 2016 01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,640 or something. Like I don't even know what that 2017 01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:46,200 means. No, it was funny. 2018 01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:48,920 Talk it up to us both being kind of like Robyn. 2019 01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:52,880 In our own ways. I suppose now Elaine says that 2020 01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:55,800 maybe Meri is ready for the. Next phase of her life. 2021 01:45:55,800 --> 01:46:00,120 Maybe she is ready to have a baby, which Oh my God, what? 2022 01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:02,760 Meri's like borderline elderly at this point. 2023 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:06,520 Like that's what I'm saying. She's five years younger than 2024 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,800 her and even I'm. Not going to lie, even Elaine 2025 01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:11,720 looks a little older to have a newborn. 2026 01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:13,840 Yes, agreed. So agreed. 2027 01:46:14,080 --> 01:46:17,560 She does say that she doesn't. See the desire in. 2028 01:46:17,560 --> 01:46:21,943 Meri anymore like she did even a few months ago, which got me 2029 01:46:21,943 --> 01:46:28,400 to thinking that maybe the whole desire in Meri to have a baby 2030 01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:33,080 had more to do with the fact that Robyn was pregnant and 2031 01:46:33,080 --> 01:46:38,520 getting attention and then baby Saul was born and oh, he's 2032 01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:41,640 getting all this attention, this baby attention. 2033 01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:48,120 And so maybe a couple of months ago, when she saw the desire in 2034 01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:52,120 Meri's eyes, it was more related to that. 2035 01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:56,154 And now that's like petered out again because she's like, Oh 2036 01:46:56,154 --> 01:47:00,240 no, no, I don't want that. Right Robyn, volunteering 2037 01:47:00,520 --> 01:47:03,720 surrogacy off her. When she had saw. 2038 01:47:04,080 --> 01:47:07,120 So this was already, you know, bubbling under, percoling up as 2039 01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:11,480 a thing before that. But then yes, because Robyn is 2040 01:47:11,480 --> 01:47:16,040 the hot new thing, even though she is cold, old and not a 2041 01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:20,560 thing. And then you've got Meri seeing 2042 01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:22,840 that Kody's giving all this attention to A. 2043 01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:24,880 Newborn in. Ways that he never has with 2044 01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:26,800 other children. I don't think the other wives 2045 01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:29,640 would probably say he always shows up with the newborn and 2046 01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,280 always does whatever. Like that was something they 2047 01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:34,280 would have said in season 1 as a voiceover moment. 2048 01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:38,040 But in all reality, no. And then Robyn with his little 2049 01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:42,080 perfect Angel saw. So I'm sure, you know, Kody was 2050 01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:44,720 floating around and Meri was like, oh, that totally makes 2051 01:47:44,720 --> 01:47:45,480 sense. Yeah. 2052 01:47:45,480 --> 01:47:48,040 I think that she was like jealous of the attention and 2053 01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:53,000 that it made her for. Blip in time, think about the 2054 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:59,000 prospect of it again and rose colored glasses, you know, maybe 2055 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:02,400 this is something that I should want or could want or do want. 2056 01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:05,480 Well, plus babies, you know, kind of do make you want to have 2057 01:48:05,480 --> 01:48:07,800 a baby, you know, a little. Bit like, you don't even need to 2058 01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,880 be a woman and have the biological clock thing going, 2059 01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:12,600 but like you could be like, yeah, yeah, it's fucking cute 2060 01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:14,800 and like whatever. Even if it's Solomon for sure. 2061 01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:18,400 I used to before having kids when some. 2062 01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:20,600 Of my friends would have them. I'd be like, oh, I can. 2063 01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:25,120 My joke was my ovaries are crying like, oh, I, you know, 2064 01:48:25,120 --> 01:48:26,920 can feel the little twinge like that. 2065 01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:29,960 I want one. And so I could see that being 2066 01:48:29,960 --> 01:48:32,880 kind of the time that she was thinking about it more. 2067 01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:36,680 But her sister probably knows her better than Kody does, 2068 01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:39,800 especially after the passing of their other sister. 2069 01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:42,560 They probably have bonded and gotten very close. 2070 01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:46,880 And if they've both had infertility issues, they've 2071 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:50,920 probably spoken ad nauseam about this, right? 2072 01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:52,280 They probably shared. Yeah. 2073 01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:55,200 So the fact that she is saying this and. 2074 01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:59,160 Sees. In Meri that she is not on this 2075 01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:03,480 page anymore, this chapter of her life is maybe over, and that 2076 01:49:03,480 --> 01:49:08,240 Kody can't see that there's stuff going on with the 2077 01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:10,440 miscommunication. And between. 2078 01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:14,680 Her and Kody in this issue. Yeah, as we know, Meri says 2079 01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:17,520 something really idiotic at one point. 2080 01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:22,177 She says we've tried everything but in vitro and then it's 2081 01:49:22,177 --> 01:49:25,760 like, girl, like, no, that means you have not tried everything. 2082 01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:28,520 The only thing we haven't tried is in vitro, right? 2083 01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:30,080 It's ridiculous. It's like. 2084 01:49:30,120 --> 01:49:32,280 Now that means that, well, what we? 2085 01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:34,600 Really know is you and your husband have sex like once or 2086 01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:37,640 twice a year? Once a year. 2087 01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:40,240 And you have not tried in vitro. 2088 01:49:40,248 --> 01:49:43,758 So what have you been trying? Like she's a liar and a fraud. 2089 01:49:43,766 --> 01:49:45,865 We've been showing up to the doctor's office, Chris. 2090 01:49:45,873 --> 01:49:48,046 Doesn't that count with the camera crew? 2091 01:49:48,054 --> 01:49:50,672 I've been crying on film a lot about it. 2092 01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:53,144 Like that's what. They show they show clips of 2093 01:49:53,152 --> 01:49:55,187 them at these doctor's office appointments. 2094 01:49:55,195 --> 01:49:58,840 From the show, Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. 2095 01:49:58,848 --> 01:50:02,690 And yet they have pulled no. Triggers, but they've tried 2096 01:50:02,698 --> 01:50:06,730 everything except Kody's like I haven't shot AI was going to say 2097 01:50:06,730 --> 01:50:09,603 a load. I haven't blew my load in that 2098 01:50:09,611 --> 01:50:13,783 and four score and 70 years ago. I pushed my seed in that hole in 2099 01:50:13,783 --> 01:50:14,349 a. Long. 2100 01:50:14,357 --> 01:50:19,560 Time like Oh my God, Kody. And understandable, Elaine tells 2101 01:50:19,560 --> 01:50:23,100 her. Maybe you should try it again 2102 01:50:23,108 --> 01:50:26,562 and then marry hymns and haws and hymns and. 2103 01:50:26,570 --> 01:50:29,418 Haws and said a bunch of. Shit that I don't even care 2104 01:50:29,426 --> 01:50:30,862 about. I mean, I don't even know. 2105 01:50:30,870 --> 01:50:34,275 She said that she's been trying to get everyone's opinion on the 2106 01:50:34,275 --> 01:50:37,380 situation. And that she's just really 2107 01:50:37,388 --> 01:50:40,855 thinking that maybe she just needs gods, right? 2108 01:50:40,863 --> 01:50:45,172 I'm trying to figure it out. I'm getting people's opinions. 2109 01:50:45,180 --> 01:50:51,258 And Kody says to her, why don't you just get God's opinion? 2110 01:50:51,266 --> 01:50:53,960 I'm like. And she goes. 2111 01:50:53,968 --> 01:50:55,980 I'm trying. It's like get. 2112 01:50:55,988 --> 01:50:59,060 God's. Opinion isn't that really just 2113 01:50:59,068 --> 01:51:04,060 saying pray, which for some people means asking a voice in 2114 01:51:04,068 --> 01:51:07,692 their head and then having their head tell them something. 2115 01:51:07,700 --> 01:51:11,868 I mean, you know, like I don't even want to like dog on 2116 01:51:11,876 --> 01:51:12,980 spiritual people or. Religious. 2117 01:51:12,988 --> 01:51:15,784 Folk or anything like that. It's just like the way that this 2118 01:51:15,784 --> 01:51:19,695 is being talked about. It's like getting God's opinion. 2119 01:51:19,695 --> 01:51:23,360 Yeah, I think that the thing. 2120 01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:28,320 Probably most people. Would say is like meditate on 2121 01:51:28,320 --> 01:51:31,320 it, sit with it. In silence. 2122 01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:35,080 And think about it. If that voice in your head 2123 01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:38,040 speaks to you and says that you should do it, that's God 2124 01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:39,280 answering you. Yeah, absolutely. 2125 01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:43,200 And like everybody's idea of that is different. 2126 01:51:43,480 --> 01:51:47,160 But the way. They're talking about this is 2127 01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:52,920 pushy and not spiritual. And so that's where the like 2128 01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:57,560 discombobulation is with the conversation. 2129 01:51:57,560 --> 01:52:00,440 Like. It would be spoken about 2130 01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:04,640 differently and most like spiritual conversation. 2131 01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:06,480 Like legitimate. I don't even want to say 2132 01:52:06,480 --> 01:52:09,120 legitimate but like actually spiritual. 2133 01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:10,000 Things. Yeah. 2134 01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:12,320 Why don't you just get God's opinion? 2135 01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:14,960 Are you fucking kidding when she says I'm trying? 2136 01:52:15,360 --> 01:52:19,237 I was so distracted by her crazy face, her insane makeup and 2137 01:52:19,237 --> 01:52:23,040 her Keith Urban hair. I was like, what is going on 2138 01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:25,920 here? Like why do you look like this 2139 01:52:25,920 --> 01:52:28,680 and why is this happening? Yeah, she says it in this like 2140 01:52:28,680 --> 01:52:33,840 angry whining voice that I'm. Trying and she does this like 2141 01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:37,040 Cat in the hat face, you know where they get like the severe 2142 01:52:37,040 --> 01:52:40,680 lines that drag down next to their mouth and looks like Cat 2143 01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,320 in the hat with the makeup on. It's insane. 2144 01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:46,920 She looks nuts. She looks unhinged. 2145 01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:50,840 Yes, this whole interview is like the worst I think I've ever 2146 01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:53,360 seen her look. And it is the spray tan that has 2147 01:52:53,360 --> 01:52:57,880 settled into the crevices and the expression lines. 2148 01:52:58,160 --> 01:53:01,424 And then she's a very expressive person anyway with her mouth 2149 01:53:01,424 --> 01:53:08,200 and eyebrows, and so it's just nauseating to watch her face. 2150 01:53:08,200 --> 01:53:09,960 Is giving you like motion sickness? 2151 01:53:12,120 --> 01:53:13,800 It's moving too much. It is. 2152 01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:16,760 She needs a lot of. Botox a lot less spray tan. 2153 01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:21,640 She looks like a troll makeup. She looks terrible, like I 2154 01:53:21,640 --> 01:53:23,360 don't. Even I don't even want. 2155 01:53:23,360 --> 01:53:25,320 To pick on like someone for their appearance because you. 2156 01:53:25,320 --> 01:53:28,280 Can't help the way that you look, but all of these things 2157 01:53:28,280 --> 01:53:34,520 are things that she's like kind of done to herself and she is 2158 01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:37,960 angry and she's not like. Tempering. 2159 01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:41,400 Herself, and not that you should have to like rein it in 2160 01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:45,480 girlfriend, but at the same time, this isn't your first 2161 01:53:45,480 --> 01:53:49,000 rodeo. You're on camera and you are 2162 01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:52,560 making yourself look like a fucking troll under a bridge 2163 01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:56,320 that is having a fit because someone didn't answer your 2164 01:53:56,320 --> 01:53:58,600 Riddle correctly to cross the bridge. 2165 01:53:58,880 --> 01:54:03,880 But they're trying to. She's going to kick Kody off 2166 01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:05,840 that bridge. I'm trying. 2167 01:54:05,840 --> 01:54:12,400 I'm trying. And another Oh God. 2168 01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:14,160 There's so many golden. Moments from her we. 2169 01:54:14,160 --> 01:54:18,120 Get another arbitrary date well before that I. 2170 01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:20,120 Don't feel like this is like choosing. 2171 01:54:20,120 --> 01:54:26,000 What color car I should buy? Girl, no one is insinuating that 2172 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:27,320 you deciding whether you should have it. 2173 01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:31,400 Well, no, OK, it is Kody Brown, but you know, no one's saying 2174 01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:33,320 it's like picking the color car you want to buy. 2175 01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:36,520 Like, bitch, why are you coming up with these things? 2176 01:54:36,520 --> 01:54:39,080 Like, I guess it might be the pressure, I don't know. 2177 01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:42,600 But it's she's cracking. She's she's cracking all over 2178 01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:43,240 the place. Yeah. 2179 01:54:43,280 --> 01:54:44,600 Got so many. Cracks this. 2180 01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:47,040 Cracks everywhere. God. 2181 01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:48,440 God. Meri. 2182 01:54:49,360 --> 01:54:51,760 Good. God, Meri, this. 2183 01:54:51,760 --> 01:54:57,680 Is where I started getting. Really, really mad at Kody. 2184 01:54:57,680 --> 01:55:01,040 Yes. So he sets another arbitrary 2185 01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:02,280 date with her. Yeah. 2186 01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:06,520 And he says in two months it's a no or it's a yes. 2187 01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:09,160 Apparently they've got a big work thing coming up. 2188 01:55:09,160 --> 01:55:11,520 They're going to be super busy with work. 2189 01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:14,120 And in two months it's a nowhere, it's a yes. 2190 01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:18,840 And Kody says I'm going to have more kids, so I'm all right 2191 01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:21,920 saying that I'm all done, I'm all good. 2192 01:55:22,240 --> 01:55:27,117 He literally makes a washing of the hands motion and like 2193 01:55:27,117 --> 01:55:32,120 flicks his hands down and says, so you need to decide if I'm 2194 01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:36,520 OK not having a baby or if I'm going to go all in. 2195 01:55:37,320 --> 01:55:39,760 And then he says he's making her sign a contract. 2196 01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:43,160 Yep, I'm closing the deal now. You're going to sign the 2197 01:55:43,160 --> 01:55:45,560 contract. Yes or no? 2198 01:55:46,600 --> 01:55:50,160 Yeah, two months yes or no? I need to get 1 closed. 2199 01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:54,800 Today I was wondering if this two-month thing, because now we 2200 01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:57,240 get a reference. To the closing of the houses, 2201 01:55:57,240 --> 01:56:00,880 right, so we talk about buying the homes and I'm wondering if 2202 01:56:00,880 --> 01:56:03,760 there's more than just the homes with this business talking I 2203 01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:07,520 think he's talking about a sale that he's been trying to close 2204 01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:10,240 with the. Job because he says I need to 2205 01:56:10,240 --> 01:56:14,400 get 1 closed today exactly like I'm going to get it out of you 2206 01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:18,160 if I couldn't get it out of a client right and that's where I 2207 01:56:18,160 --> 01:56:20,640 was connecting the dots with like closing on a home like. 2208 01:56:20,640 --> 01:56:23,080 There's all of these things happening that they're not 2209 01:56:23,080 --> 01:56:24,400 telling us. I think he's talking about 2210 01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:27,800 closing on a deal and because then they're going into like. 2211 01:56:28,560 --> 01:56:31,810 You've got until the move, we've got all this work that we've 2212 01:56:31,810 --> 01:56:36,153 got to settle, we've got this big whatever coming up with 2213 01:56:36,153 --> 01:56:38,075 work. Like they're referencing 2214 01:56:38,083 --> 01:56:41,943 something very vaguely with work and how it's going to be really 2215 01:56:41,943 --> 01:56:45,290 busy the next one or two months because of the house and because 2216 01:56:45,290 --> 01:56:47,375 of work. And then there becomes this 2217 01:56:47,383 --> 01:56:49,920 moment of them kind of going through this. 2218 01:56:49,928 --> 01:56:54,225 Conversation where I don't know what the crux, what I feel like 2219 01:56:54,225 --> 01:56:57,282 they might have cut something out because he's like, can we 2220 01:56:57,290 --> 01:57:00,694 get through our busy work over the next two months and then 2221 01:57:00,702 --> 01:57:02,880 make a decision? So it's like you were the one 2222 01:57:02,888 --> 01:57:05,460 pushing for the closing of the deal and now you're going, well, 2223 01:57:05,460 --> 01:57:07,578 we actually are busy and there's deals to close. 2224 01:57:07,586 --> 01:57:10,400 So can we discuss? Can we make this decision in a 2225 01:57:10,408 --> 01:57:12,925 couple months? And maybe it was just him 2226 01:57:12,933 --> 01:57:16,048 defaulting to giving her a little, you know, flexibility, 2227 01:57:16,056 --> 01:57:19,762 giving her the gift of time, blah, blah, blah. 2228 01:57:19,770 --> 01:57:23,210 But I kind of suspect there's something that I'm missing or 2229 01:57:23,218 --> 01:57:26,864 something was going on. And so they land on the. 2230 01:57:26,872 --> 01:57:29,304 End of the year. Basically, he says, you've got 2231 01:57:29,312 --> 01:57:32,700 until the end of the year. That's it. 2232 01:57:32,708 --> 01:57:35,338 You might feel different when we move into the homes. 2233 01:57:35,346 --> 01:57:36,247 And she goes. That's. 2234 01:57:36,255 --> 01:57:39,280 What I've been thinking, yeah, I've been thinking I might feel 2235 01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:41,515 different when I get into the home, right? 2236 01:57:41,523 --> 01:57:45,004 No, he just suggested that. And so now you're going to go 2237 01:57:45,012 --> 01:57:46,320 along with it. That was. 2238 01:57:46,328 --> 01:57:49,320 So the vibe, that's what I've been thinking it's. 2239 01:57:49,328 --> 01:57:51,812 Like that's not what? That didn't even cross your 2240 01:57:51,820 --> 01:57:53,680 fucking mind. He said it and you're like, 2241 01:57:53,688 --> 01:57:56,940 that's it. Which is in the midst of tears 2242 01:57:56,948 --> 01:57:58,587 and breakdown like these people are. 2243 01:57:58,595 --> 01:58:01,152 So dysfunctional. It's gotten very heated and like 2244 01:58:01,152 --> 01:58:03,747 worked up through this conversation and she's. 2245 01:58:03,755 --> 01:58:06,729 Kind of like hunched over and crying. 2246 01:58:06,737 --> 01:58:10,822 And I, I thought by the end of this episode, the way she was 2247 01:58:10,830 --> 01:58:14,655 crying, I was like, maybe she does really want a baby. 2248 01:58:14,663 --> 01:58:20,096 I'd go back and forth because she has these times where she's 2249 01:58:20,096 --> 01:58:24,644 so emotional about it. And this was a moment where it 2250 01:58:24,652 --> 01:58:28,275 started out really dumb and I was like, Oh my God. 2251 01:58:28,283 --> 01:58:32,299 And then she's comparing it to a car and all this shit. 2252 01:58:32,307 --> 01:58:36,640 But then by the end, like she seems to have like cracked 2253 01:58:36,648 --> 01:58:39,898 through that facade and that she's actually like really 2254 01:58:39,906 --> 01:58:43,946 crying about this. But then I think, and I'm like, 2255 01:58:43,946 --> 01:58:46,920 is it because she's sad about the baby? 2256 01:58:46,928 --> 01:58:52,180 Or is it because she's literally cracking because she's over this 2257 01:58:52,180 --> 01:58:56,919 conversation and being beaten with it like this and that it 2258 01:58:56,927 --> 01:59:00,415 just happened yet again and there's all these people 2259 01:59:00,423 --> 01:59:04,600 standing around watching it and like, is it the pressure or is 2260 01:59:04,608 --> 01:59:07,065 it the baby that you're upset about? 2261 01:59:07,073 --> 01:59:11,267 My gut at the time was thinking it was the pressure particularly 2262 01:59:11,267 --> 01:59:14,060 linked. With Kody like, being like, I 2263 01:59:14,068 --> 01:59:17,825 feel like she doesn't know whether this is going to get his 2264 01:59:17,825 --> 01:59:18,680 approval. Or his love. 2265 01:59:18,688 --> 01:59:22,182 In the way that she wants it. You know, like if she says yes, 2266 01:59:22,182 --> 01:59:25,554 that she might get that, but I don't know that she wants that. 2267 01:59:25,554 --> 01:59:27,080 I think she knows that he's like 2268 01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:30,520 falling out of love with her, that he doesn't really care 2269 01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:33,040 about her in the way that she wants him to. 2270 01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:38,240 And so this is a fix, but she knows it's not a real fix, but 2271 01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:41,080 the wrong one. Maybe she might not. 2272 01:59:41,080 --> 01:59:43,280 Actually be consciously aware of what I'm saying. 2273 01:59:43,280 --> 01:59:47,960 But she it's bubbling. Under it also reminded me of the 2274 01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:52,760 thoughtful potterer and how her indecision to pick a fucking 2275 01:59:52,760 --> 01:59:57,400 color to put on a pot. Like this woman can wax and wane 2276 01:59:57,400 --> 02:00:01,120 and hem and Haw and I don't even know the bedrooms and the wet 2277 02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:03,520 bar and the baby and the color of my car. 2278 02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:08,560 And it's like, bitch, when you think about it right now, maybe 2279 02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:10,920 the upheaval in the move to Vegas was a lot and stuff, but 2280 02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:14,360 by the time we're in Season 5, this bitch has a life of what? 2281 02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:16,845 She's sitting around doing what? 2282 02:00:16,853 --> 02:00:19,556 Hawking products and. Doing what like? 2283 02:00:19,564 --> 02:00:23,694 I just kind of feel like she can't make a decision or 2284 02:00:23,702 --> 02:00:25,144 something. There's something going on with 2285 02:00:25,144 --> 02:00:27,400 that too. An element of that maybe. 2286 02:00:27,408 --> 02:00:30,903 Like, yeah, she's been dragging him on for forever about it, 2287 02:00:30,911 --> 02:00:32,602 saying. And dangling this over his head, 2288 02:00:32,602 --> 02:00:35,692 then this is something she might do to keep his attention 2289 02:00:35,692 --> 02:00:39,487 and to keep his like, eye. And there's a disingenuous on 2290 02:00:39,495 --> 02:00:41,468 her. A disingenuous thing. 2291 02:00:41,476 --> 02:00:44,789 With her, but also with him. Both of them. 2292 02:00:44,797 --> 02:00:46,720 With both of them. He's talking about it like, 2293 02:00:46,728 --> 02:00:48,507 yeah, I mean, I really. I really. 2294 02:00:48,515 --> 02:00:50,260 Would. Support your decision if that 2295 02:00:50,268 --> 02:00:52,370 was your decision, you know what I mean? 2296 02:00:52,378 --> 02:00:55,000 Like he's not being like, babe, I really would love to have a 2297 02:00:55,008 --> 02:00:58,092 child if you really want to. Like he doesn't say that. 2298 02:00:58,100 --> 02:01:01,578 No, he literally says I'm going to have more kids so. 2299 02:01:01,586 --> 02:01:04,694 I'm all. Right, saying I'm all good, 2300 02:01:04,702 --> 02:01:08,135 right? The washing of the hands, the 2301 02:01:08,143 --> 02:01:11,427 washing of the. Hands movement that he made 2302 02:01:11,435 --> 02:01:13,695 unbelievable. I would have stood up and 2303 02:01:13,703 --> 02:01:16,280 slapped him in the ass. And been like. 2304 02:01:16,288 --> 02:01:17,520 I'm done. I'm done. 2305 02:01:17,528 --> 02:01:19,294 You're literally telling me that? 2306 02:01:19,302 --> 02:01:21,600 You've got. Another prized mayor that you're 2307 02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:24,248 going to breed. So it doesn't matter if I say 2308 02:01:24,256 --> 02:01:25,988 yes or no. Oh, that prized mayor. 2309 02:01:25,996 --> 02:01:27,950 She's got a beautiful job. Yeah. 2310 02:01:27,958 --> 02:01:30,852 Well, and that. Could be part of the reason that 2311 02:01:30,852 --> 02:01:34,040 Leon's so pissed too. In the other episode, because 2312 02:01:34,048 --> 02:01:38,118 Leon's been drug through this too and wanting a sibling, and 2313 02:01:38,126 --> 02:01:41,600 Meri's probably been lying to Leon saying, well, we're trying, 2314 02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:43,852 we're talking about it, We're trying. 2315 02:01:43,860 --> 02:01:47,820 Just like with the houses, how they lie to these children so 2316 02:01:47,828 --> 02:01:50,928 many times that they have them, then they don't, then they have 2317 02:01:50,928 --> 02:01:54,530 them, then they don't. It's they do it with everyone in 2318 02:01:54,530 --> 02:01:56,100 their lives. They're doing it with their 2319 02:01:56,108 --> 02:01:59,210 partner, they're doing it with the kids, they're doing it like 2320 02:01:59,210 --> 02:02:02,112 with themselves. It's like this fucked up lying 2321 02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:04,012 game that they play. Totally. 2322 02:02:04,020 --> 02:02:07,180 That does make sense with Leon's upsettedness. 2323 02:02:07,188 --> 02:02:10,266 Like. They probably are going like, I 2324 02:02:10,266 --> 02:02:11,950 can't even get a straight fucking answer. 2325 02:02:11,958 --> 02:02:14,896 Like the frustration level is beyond even just like 2326 02:02:14,904 --> 02:02:17,580 emotionalness. It's like, my God, yeah, 2327 02:02:17,588 --> 02:02:20,347 everyone in this family fucking lies. 2328 02:02:20,355 --> 02:02:23,768 And it's about big things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2329 02:02:23,776 --> 02:02:26,172 Totally dishonest. It's about life decisions that 2330 02:02:26,180 --> 02:02:28,521 are like. Life changing decisions. 2331 02:02:28,529 --> 02:02:32,840 Yeah, children, marriage, moving, blah blah blah. 2332 02:02:32,848 --> 02:02:37,120 Kody says I understand. I'm. 2333 02:02:37,128 --> 02:02:40,953 Sorry. And I was like, is he winning an 2334 02:02:40,953 --> 02:02:42,630 award for this? What's going on? 2335 02:02:42,638 --> 02:02:43,180 Cool. Cool. 2336 02:02:43,188 --> 02:02:44,920 Cool. Where we supposed to? 2337 02:02:44,928 --> 02:02:48,101 Yeah, I accept your apology. Cool, cool, cool. 2338 02:02:48,109 --> 02:02:52,630 We're all good. Here I know we're cool like 2339 02:02:52,638 --> 02:02:58,410 where he's like, but honestly, Kody, what colored car should? 2340 02:02:58,418 --> 02:03:02,000 I get fucking disaster. She's a disaster. 2341 02:03:02,008 --> 02:03:05,350 And she responds. I don't think you do. 2342 02:03:05,358 --> 02:03:08,551 When he says he understands, I don't think you do. 2343 02:03:08,559 --> 02:03:11,555 And then that's the end of the episode. 2344 02:03:11,563 --> 02:03:17,987 My God, can't even with these people. 2345 02:03:17,995 --> 02:03:20,752 Can't even. A lot to talk. 2346 02:03:20,760 --> 02:03:24,480 About and then ends with Meri saying I don't think you 2347 02:03:24,488 --> 02:03:25,680 understand. And it's true. 2348 02:03:25,688 --> 02:03:28,252 He doesn't he doesn't want to, he doesn't care. 2349 02:03:28,260 --> 02:03:31,680 He does not care. Now, darling, I believe it's 2350 02:03:31,688 --> 02:03:33,620 your. Turn to start us. 2351 02:03:33,628 --> 02:03:36,580 Off with your mustard seed. Let's start with mustard seed 2352 02:03:36,588 --> 02:03:37,960 because shit stain is going to be good. 2353 02:03:37,968 --> 02:03:40,054 So let's start with mustard seed. 2354 02:03:40,062 --> 02:03:44,886 OK, I. I'm going to give my. 2355 02:03:44,894 --> 02:03:46,300 Mustard seed. To. 2356 02:03:46,308 --> 02:03:53,094 Janelle for multiple reasons, of course #1. 2357 02:03:53,102 --> 02:03:56,310 I. Feel her pain. 2358 02:03:56,318 --> 02:03:58,240 Now. With the. 2359 02:03:58,248 --> 02:04:04,380 Wet bar, 5 bedroom situation and I'm on her side now. 2360 02:04:04,388 --> 02:04:08,737 I think that Meri's being selfish and I think that Janelle 2361 02:04:08,737 --> 02:04:12,850 did a very good job of holding her tongue every single time 2362 02:04:12,858 --> 02:04:15,255 that it was brought up in this episode. 2363 02:04:15,263 --> 02:04:20,736 She threw her eyes down, and she bore holes. 2364 02:04:20,744 --> 02:04:25,503 Into the ground. With her laser eyes and she shut 2365 02:04:25,503 --> 02:04:29,194 her mouth. So she gets props for being able 2366 02:04:29,194 --> 02:04:30,712 to shut her mouth. I couldn't. 2367 02:04:30,720 --> 02:04:34,144 Have done it. Are they real props for that? 2368 02:04:34,152 --> 02:04:37,285 Probably not, because she probably should have spoken up. 2369 02:04:37,285 --> 02:04:39,400 Nobody in this family ever does 2370 02:04:39,400 --> 02:04:43,240 so take that or leave that, it is what it is. 2371 02:04:43,840 --> 02:04:49,932 I also give her props for being a good mom and supportive of 2372 02:04:49,932 --> 02:04:55,888 her son and I just feel for her with the trying to get a photo 2373 02:04:55,888 --> 02:04:57,128 thing. I think she kind. 2374 02:04:57,136 --> 02:05:00,415 Of realized a little bit too late that oh shoot, Meri doesn't 2375 02:05:00,415 --> 02:05:04,601 have her camera and I need to get a photo and like was doing 2376 02:05:04,609 --> 02:05:07,760 the dumb like trying to get it up quickly thing and like, you 2377 02:05:07,768 --> 02:05:10,750 know that it was over and so I feel really bad for her and then 2378 02:05:10,750 --> 02:05:12,880 when the pressure's done so you can't even you're like, I 2379 02:05:12,880 --> 02:05:14,600 should be able to do this when they. 2380 02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:18,240 Showed her because the camera that was like a cross that was. 2381 02:05:18,240 --> 02:05:21,120 Getting like the good, you know, far away shots that you were 2382 02:05:21,120 --> 02:05:25,411 saying showed her in that moment too, struggling with her 2383 02:05:25,411 --> 02:05:27,160 phone. And you could literally see her 2384 02:05:27,160 --> 02:05:29,428 fat thumbing it, trying to get it, like, up. 2385 02:05:29,436 --> 02:05:33,040 And the shock on her face when she realized she missed it. 2386 02:05:33,048 --> 02:05:35,005 The camera caught all of it. Yeah. 2387 02:05:35,013 --> 02:05:38,942 But I have to say I do think that she is a good mom. 2388 02:05:38,950 --> 02:05:43,170 And I think that her heart showed through in this episode. 2389 02:05:43,170 --> 02:05:45,480 So she gets my mustard seed. 2390 02:05:45,760 --> 02:05:49,200 That is a good choice. And I fullheartedly support that 2391 02:05:49,200 --> 02:05:52,760 choice. I think I in this episode am 2392 02:05:52,760 --> 02:05:57,360 going to give my mustard seed to Logan because it is his 2393 02:05:57,360 --> 02:06:00,840 graduation that is a big thing about this episode. 2394 02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:04,920 I liked the flashbacks that made me emotional. 2395 02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:09,600 I liked him getting ready for the graduation, eating a bowl of 2396 02:06:09,600 --> 02:06:12,240 cereal or something and being like, mom, it's a pencil skirt. 2397 02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:14,200 Like, come on, you know, that was good. 2398 02:06:14,200 --> 02:06:17,240 And even his reference to like, I'm done with high school. 2399 02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:18,360 I'm going to live my. Life. 2400 02:06:18,360 --> 02:06:22,480 And I love that energy from like an 817 eighteen year old going 2401 02:06:22,480 --> 02:06:25,280 into the world being like, I'm ready for my next chapter. 2402 02:06:25,560 --> 02:06:29,240 I love that it's, I find that so much more appealing than the 2403 02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:32,200 like, I just don't know and I just don't know whatever. 2404 02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:34,819 Like he's enthusiastic about his future and I think that's 2405 02:06:34,819 --> 02:06:36,774 great. I love that. 2406 02:06:36,782 --> 02:06:40,948 I hope you're ready to reveal your shit stain. 2407 02:06:40,956 --> 02:06:44,900 Oh, as long as it looks like Jesus, this is it. 2408 02:06:44,908 --> 02:06:47,000 Put it on display. Put it on a billboard. 2409 02:06:47,008 --> 02:06:52,105 Who is your shit stain? I'm going to say that my shit 2410 02:06:52,113 --> 02:06:55,328 stain. Is Kody Brown? 2411 02:06:55,336 --> 02:06:57,480 I know. OK. 2412 02:06:57,488 --> 02:07:01,738 It's between Meri and him. And. 2413 02:07:01,746 --> 02:07:06,940 I'm going to choose him because of his comment that he made 2414 02:07:06,948 --> 02:07:09,419 about that. He knows he's going to have more 2415 02:07:09,419 --> 02:07:13,260 kids, so he's all right. If she's done, wash his hands of 2416 02:07:13,260 --> 02:07:14,120 it. Absolutely. 2417 02:07:14,128 --> 02:07:17,065 That was a gross. Thing to say to her. 2418 02:07:17,073 --> 02:07:18,468 It was so. Uncomfortable to watch? 2419 02:07:18,476 --> 02:07:21,381 Yeah, and then he talked about the girl's clothes. 2420 02:07:21,389 --> 02:07:24,128 Towards the beginning. Middle of the episode. 2421 02:07:24,136 --> 02:07:27,800 And then he at the very beginning of the episode started 2422 02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:32,909 out strong with the narcissism and dressing in a suit for his 2423 02:07:32,917 --> 02:07:37,140 children's teachers to show off. I don't fucking know, Parent 2424 02:07:37,148 --> 02:07:39,941 teacher conferences got to wear a whole suit. 2425 02:07:39,949 --> 02:07:43,120 Oh my God. So yeah, all of his. 2426 02:07:43,128 --> 02:07:46,340 Colors were shining on through. During this episode. 2427 02:07:46,348 --> 02:07:48,718 But. The biggest one being his true 2428 02:07:48,726 --> 02:07:53,030 love for Robyn and the fact that she was going to bear him more 2429 02:07:53,038 --> 02:07:56,120 children so he didn't really care if Meri wanted to anymore 2430 02:07:56,128 --> 02:07:58,260 or not. And he literally said it. 2431 02:07:58,268 --> 02:08:02,347 She didn't even hide it. Nope, didn't even mince words 2432 02:08:02,355 --> 02:08:03,168 also. To. 2433 02:08:03,176 --> 02:08:06,207 Add on to your. Case as the, you know, 2434 02:08:06,215 --> 02:08:06,978 assistant. DA. 2435 02:08:06,986 --> 02:08:10,955 Yes, he totally told Robyn to come late with that fucking baby 2436 02:08:10,955 --> 02:08:11,520 I. Think he did? 2437 02:08:11,528 --> 02:08:12,000 You are. Right. 2438 02:08:12,008 --> 02:08:14,045 About that I. Think he did? 2439 02:08:14,053 --> 02:08:16,080 Of course he did the. Way her jaw. 2440 02:08:16,088 --> 02:08:17,980 Was set. It was. 2441 02:08:17,988 --> 02:08:20,275 Down and. Out there was. 2442 02:08:20,283 --> 02:08:23,616 Something else there, like you could have put a diamond in. 2443 02:08:23,624 --> 02:08:24,920 There and it would. Have squished. 2444 02:08:24,928 --> 02:08:28,182 Yeah, so good choice. OK, I'm a little surprised that 2445 02:08:28,182 --> 02:08:32,807 one of your runner UPS wasn't Robyn, because I shouldn't say 2446 02:08:32,815 --> 02:08:35,041 surprised. Robyn's so terrible. 2447 02:08:35,049 --> 02:08:39,112 But we can't, you know, it's against the rules of nature and 2448 02:08:39,112 --> 02:08:42,784 God and all of that to give more than one shit stain per 2449 02:08:42,784 --> 02:08:45,440 person. And I am going to select your 2450 02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:47,520 other runner up. Meri, Meri. 2451 02:08:48,920 --> 02:08:50,440 Meri, Meri. Quite contrary. 2452 02:08:50,720 --> 02:08:54,320 You know, I have given you so many mustard seeds at this show. 2453 02:08:55,480 --> 02:08:57,734 Humiliated, embarrassed, shamed. 2454 02:08:57,742 --> 02:09:03,207 My family, ruined my future to give you all these mustard 2455 02:09:03,215 --> 02:09:04,880 seeds. And then this episode I. 2456 02:09:04,888 --> 02:09:08,508 Have to give you the. Greasiest, least Jesus looking 2457 02:09:08,516 --> 02:09:14,735 shit stain I've ever seen. Her shit stain looks like Satan. 2458 02:09:14,735 --> 02:09:17,080 There's Satan in that shit 2459 02:09:17,080 --> 02:09:21,520 stain. The bitch is out of control. 2460 02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:26,030 The five bedrooms, the wet bar, the crying, the comparing 2461 02:09:26,030 --> 02:09:28,680 giving birth to picking a color of a car. 2462 02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:33,680 It's just a lot. The manipulation she started 2463 02:09:33,680 --> 02:09:37,520 using. The tactic of the fewer children 2464 02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:41,960 as a manipulation in this episode and it was so apparent. 2465 02:09:42,200 --> 02:09:45,920 Yes, she literally has lines where it's like. 2466 02:09:46,360 --> 02:09:51,920 You just said this out loud and it's filmed and you're not even 2467 02:09:51,920 --> 02:09:54,440 saying immediately afterwards like I didn't mean that or like, 2468 02:09:54,440 --> 02:09:57,040 Oh my God, I'm just, I'm talking nonsense because I'm crazy. 2469 02:09:57,040 --> 02:09:59,520 Like, no, you're just a crazy bitch. 2470 02:10:00,400 --> 02:10:03,891 Then the faces, the makeup, the eyebrows, the hair, the 2471 02:10:03,891 --> 02:10:07,382 clothes, just like every there was like, what was the 2472 02:10:07,382 --> 02:10:08,600 redeeming quality for me? She. 2473 02:10:08,600 --> 02:10:11,200 Did hold Solomon for a. Minute so that's cool. 2474 02:10:12,240 --> 02:10:14,920 It's just terrible. Meri, you have earned this shit 2475 02:10:14,920 --> 02:10:19,240 stain and I hope you smell it. You 2 deserve each other. 2476 02:10:19,240 --> 02:10:21,840 She admitted she didn't need the other room and Kody admitted. 2477 02:10:21,840 --> 02:10:26,040 He didn't need her womb. There you go, both of these shit 2478 02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:27,680 stains at the end deserve each other. 2479 02:10:28,080 --> 02:10:30,000 Oh my God that's so good. Even though they don't end up 2480 02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:33,440 together. Worthy up Meri, worthy up our 2481 02:10:33,440 --> 02:10:34,600 keep. Sweet moment this. 2482 02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:39,880 Week comes to us from Apple Podcasts and it is a review left 2483 02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:44,520 by user Smimberly. Now when I first saw this, I 2484 02:10:44,520 --> 02:10:50,440 asked you, Kimberly, I said is this you Smimberly? 2485 02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:56,280 And you said no no, Smimberly says, crying, laughing. 2486 02:10:57,400 --> 02:11:00,686 How do you know when you found a gem of a podcast when it's 2487 02:11:00,686 --> 02:11:03,597 late at night, you can't sleep and you wake your husband up 2488 02:11:03,597 --> 02:11:06,600 by snort, laughing and literally shaking the bed trying to 2489 02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:10,360 control your laughter. That's how every episode is 2490 02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:12,840 hilarious. Thank you for making my day. 2491 02:11:12,840 --> 02:11:16,080 That. Much better now, I have to say 2492 02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:19,200 smemberly. Thank you for the five stars, 2493 02:11:19,800 --> 02:11:23,560 thank you for the glowing praise, which I will accept 100% 2494 02:11:23,560 --> 02:11:29,040 and Kimber will accept less than 100%, but I will gladly accept 2495 02:11:29,040 --> 02:11:29,840 it. Just. 2496 02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:31,280 Thank you from the bottom of my broken heart. 2497 02:11:31,560 --> 02:11:35,920 Also, I hope you agree that Meri deserves a shit stain and Kody 2498 02:11:35,920 --> 02:11:38,680 deserves a shit stain. And I hope you agree with our 2499 02:11:38,680 --> 02:11:42,240 mustard seeds this week. Smimberly Snoo, snar snow. 2500 02:11:42,240 --> 02:11:47,040 Snonderful Snie snub Snoo that. 2501 02:11:47,048 --> 02:11:48,960 Was good.