What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
Goodbye. You.
Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
Just look at the mountain. That's what you.
Saw. That day.
Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
sacrifices that I made to love you.
Celebrate good times. Come on, let's celebrate.
Celebrate all. In this episode we will be
celebrating and we will be cringing.
There are highs and lows, mids, rights, lefts, Cheeto
complexion, lots of things going on.
Lots of facial expressions. A lot.
Of facial expressions, absolutely.
I was kind of going like, OK, episode 2 season 5, Kody begs
for an answer. And I'm going, OK, we're just
going to get more of the same, which we do get a little more of
the same. But it surprised me how much was
in this episode. There was a lot.
So hopefully you all are buckled in.
It was flying at us. And ready for this wild ride we
called Sister Wives. Wild indeed.
Wild, wild, crazy. The episode opens with the
adults on the couch, of course, where we are used to seeing
them sitting on a couch and they're talking about not
being public before in their lives and how they were
secretive and sharing examples about how fathers don't
address their children in public and blah blah blah blah blah.
Robyn and Christine's families had to hide and the dads were
not able to address the children in public.
Yes, of course he has to bring up Robyn and her weird family
situation and Christians, which actually I would say was more of
like a normal polygamist situation for the time.
Yes. Well, polygamy royalty, yes.
But yeah, we all know that Robyn just had a mom who was a whore,
but that's another story. Yeah, the the moms were Polly
under duress. They were not trying to be.
I don't. Well, at least the first one
probably wasn't. Right.
Robyn's mom was, yeah, story for a different time, perhaps.
Christine talks about how her grandfather was put in jail
because of plural marriage, because he was, you know, the
leader of these freaks and these polygamists.
And I was wondering, I'm like, was he put in jail before or
after he was murdered by another polygamist leader?
And then I realized it had to be before because he probably
couldn't go to jail after he was murdered.
Look at me. Logical deduction.
She cracked me up all the way. She said that that her
grandfather was put in jail. Oh yeah, the way she said it
was. Totally.
Like, oh, wait, did he go to college at Yale?
What do you mean no, no. No, no, no.
He went to jail. Yes to jail.
The way she said that was so funny.
Yeah, I know. And it's like Jill, Jill.
Jail. Jail.
Yeah. Ridiculous.
And Kody has this insane bowl cut thing that's flipped under.
I don't know.
He looks so handsome. It looks a little like Amish of
yeah, something. He just has a face and a haircut
that I want to sit on. It's very unfortunate in this
episode and it's a little different than his use a.
Little more tragic than the usual.
Way more tragic than the usual.
It's, yeah, something else. We also get flashbacks to when
the kids were young and they were being homeschooled and they
were in plague school, etcetera, and not in public.
So they're kind of doing this narrative of like they weren't
living like other people. It's like a theme to get us
started into this episode because the adults are going to
go to parent teacher conferences.
So they're kind of teeing this up like, Oh yes, when the kids
were young, they weren't like other children.
Our families weren't like other families.
We were denied rights. We were hidden behind a curtain.
The worst curtain you've ever
seen. So the adults are gathering to
get ready to go to parent teacher conferences and it's
just so lovely to see them supporting their children
showing up like parents should.
They're at Meri's house and Kody says that he has to be better
dressed than them, meaning the teachers, and he's wearing a
full on suit. Yeah, like what?
Dad wears a suit to parent teacher conferences.
It looks like he's going on a mission.
What are you doing with yourself here?
It's like he was reliving his glory days as a young man when
he was on a mission. Yeah, and of course it's about
him. He has to be better dressed than
them, the teachers. It wasn't odd comics.
It's like, what are you? Are you implying something that
you need to be more formal or elevated?
Look better than them. Educators.
I mean, it's not like we're talking about sewer rats.
I mean, they're your teachers at the school.
Or do you think that he thought they'd be wearing suits too?
Oh yeah, I don't. Know and that he expected the
teachers to be different maybe because they talk later on about
how the kids have kind of glorified these teachers and
they are kind of like little like, you know, hero
conversations that the kids have about these teachers.
And so maybe he feels like he needs to put on his monkey suit
and impress them. And they're from this very weird
culture where perhaps teachers in other schools were dressed up
more. I don't know.
I mean, the kids being in public school for the first time and
you know, maybe not that weak but new to public school.
So I don't know. Seems like Kody would have
recognized when going to school before.
Maybe he never did that. The other parents or adults
aren't in suits. I don't.
Know it's the self centeredness coming back up, you know, like
the fact that you have to be A1 upper.
Oh, of course. Kody Brown, The Kody Brown, the
star of this show. Yeah, It's his show.
That's what he has been known to say.
It's his show. Isn't it though?
It is. It's the Kody Brown show.
We're all just watching. Meri talks about how nervous she
is because she still has this mentality that they are still
like in hiding, right? It's probably very hard to get
out of that mentality when you go out in public with all of
your other sister wives, which they've been doing and they've
been showing it. But this is a little bit more of
like the capacity of the situation is these are people
that are in an authority position over your children.
So it could be nerve racking, right?
Like you want to make a good impression on them too.
You don't want them to treat your children differently
because of your situation so. They talk about being the only
polygamist family in school is likely because, you know, it's
probably true. Yeah, many other polygamist
families in the Las Vegas public school.
Robyn. Oh, God, We get some precious
pearls from Robyn in this episode.
She really brings that Robyn Ness that we've all come to love
and adore. And she says something like
they've probably never had five parents in a room with a
student. And it's like, what?
Like she's so dumb. And it's like, why are you even
talking? I mean, maybe I hope that a
producer or director was nudging her for a sound bite.
Because if she's just talking to fill the space, it's like bitch
you're so dumb. I think she is just talking to
fill the space. I think she's just as
self-centered as Kody but not self aware of it like Kody is.
I think that she just feels the need to speak and fill voids of
silence. Yeah, with her brilliant
thoughts and astute observations, what we're going
to transition into is the parents at the school and when
they go to visit different teachers, they're talking about
different kids that currently have these teachers or have had
them in the past to discuss their academic status, as one
does at a parent teacher conference.
And so we kind of get a little background and history
storytelling of each child as they're going through.
Now these are high schoolers, so it's just the older kids.
And we start with Leon. Of course, we're going to start
with Leon. We meet the wonderful and lovely
Miss Hess, who is the Spanish teacher at the school that Leon
currently has. One of Leon's talking head
moments. They say they want to be a
doctor and that they want to be a polygamist.
They've wanted to be a doctor since they were seven years old.
I'm like, wow, I was specific 7
no. They can't wait until the day
that they can have sister wives.
Leon also talks about the closeness between them and their
siblings, which is, you know, acute tidbit.
Not sure. Throwaway comment.
Drawback that the producers made them say because they just took
clips of the family videos and put them in.
Perhaps. Yeah.
Well, and also I think Leon references something like we
didn't have a lot of friends because of their lifestyle, like
kind of living more secluded or whatever the word would be.
And so they developed such close relationships with each other.
You know, I mean, family members, siblings usually have
close relationships. So I don't know what that means.
We had each other, Yeah.
There's one thing that they did say at the beginning of the
episode that I would like to mention.
It was a weird comment that Kody made.
He said the kids grew up as siblings and family.
We raised them as siblings. Like, are you fucking serious?
They are siblings. Yeah.
Why are you? The way he said it was just the
dumbest thing ever. Like we all get that they are
siblings. Like you could have a first wife
that you divorce and don't see and have a second wife that you
have kids with and still raise those kids as siblings and not
be in the same household and have the moms have any sort of
interaction. Like, duh.
Yeah. Yeah, they're raised as
siblings. I don't know.
He's just so fucking weird sometimes.
He says these things that he tries to say like so wise, like,
yes, we raised our children as siblings and it's just like.
Yeah, the brothers and sisters are siblings.
It's like this need to over clarify because of the polygamy
background I'm assuming but. Yeah, like do you not understand
how family systems work? Right.
And we're in Season 5. Like, we got it, we got it.
Yeah, Oh my God. Like we're not the idiots here
that are trying to understand your family anymore.
You're the idiot that doesn't understand.
Just like normal Life. OK, quit over explaining to us.
It's so true, we are not the idiots that don't understand.
You. Are.
Oh my God, it's so true. Now the Spanish teacher lets us
know that Leon has chosen a Spanish name that means yellow.
MMM, Amarillo. Amarillo.
Amarillo and Madison chose for her name Zorro, which means Fox.
Fox, which I have to say my Spanish teacher who was from
Spain, told us really funny terms that, you know, actually
meant something in Spanish, like little swears or little like
slights that you could say. And one of them was you could
call a woman a Zora, which means fox like a foxy lady, a bad
lady, like a bad woman, like a naughty woman.
So it's kind of funny that that was the name that Madison
chose. And the slang of Zorro didn't
translate like that in Spanish class in high school, I suppose.
But it's funny that my Spanish
teacher in college who was from Spain was like, yeah, you don't
want to call a woman that. It's an insult.
He literally was like, it's an insult.
So it's kind of just a funny little side note.
Oh, Maddie, the true definition of a well behaved woman never
makes history because that bitch makes some history.
I'm just kidding. Love you, Maddie.
So at one point it's funny when they're having this
conversation with the Spanish teacher, she's speaking, I
think she says something like, you know, we only speak
Spanish in the classroom. And so then she's just rolling
off some phrases to be like, look, here's an example of me as
a Spanish teacher, and she calls them Bonita.
Bonitas chicas. Yes, bonitas chicas and equal a
cuatro. Bonitas chicas.
Yes, and then no. No, no, muy Bonita.
Muy Bonita. She she, you know, emphasizes
that they're so beautiful. Now, what's funny is they all
kind of laugh and in a way that makes me think they all get it.
But then Meri, of course, acts like she doesn't know what it
means. She's like, I didn't know.
And it's like, bitch, you couldn't decipher what this
means just based on logical deduction.
I mean, I'm not a fluent Spanish speaker.
I am I but I. Could certainly figure out that
she was talking about four beautiful women.
I mean, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to connect
these dots. Meri struggled.
She struggled. I feel like one of these women,
and I won't even say one of these women, Meri or Robyn are
always playing the pick me role.
Like Christine and Janelle kind of like float in the background
and say like Janelle says serious things sometimes.
Christine says silly light hearted things a lot or quippy
stuff. And then you've got Robyn and
Meri the 1st and the last that are like pick me.
No, pick me. I'll say the cute thing.
It's like sit down and shut up
and lower your hand please. Like that girl in class where
it's like, yes, we know that you know the answer and you're
trying to say it out loud so everyone knows how smart you
are. Now shut the fuck up.
Yeah, except for Meri comes across as an idiot in this
situation, so good for her. Yeah, Now our next stop on the
Parent Teacher Conference tour is with a coach named Miss Leah.
Now, what's funny is that first
I thought the name was like Aaliyah.
Like Aaliyah, like the singer from back in the day who
tragically died, but unfortunately not unfortunately.
Well, unfortunately for me, her name's actually just Miss Leah.
And I'm like, OK, well, that's less impressive, but.
Unfortunate for her, too boring.
Boring, Miss Leah. Just kidding.
Change your name. So boring.
Get a more interesting name, Miss Leah.
Oh my God. Terrible.
How bad is her last name that she goes by Miss Leah, right?
That's what I want to know. Maybe it's Lee.
Her name's like Leah Lee. Like.
Or she's trying to be that cool teacher that's like, you can
call me by my first name but put Miss in front of it.
Oh. God, I demand respect.
Kody walks in with his suit and she's like, Oh my God, she's
like. I pray to Aaliyah.
Aaliyah, this is Miss Leah. Aaliyah.
Miss Leah, Mama, niece, please. Wow, I'm getting done real quick
on this one. But now Miss Leah has Aspen in
class this year and she fills us in that Aspen has missed some
time. But of course, as a responsible
young adult, she approached Miss Lee and said I have missed
some class. I know this.
I would love an opportunity to make up my grade.
So whatever you do with a coach, I guess in gym class or
something, they, I don't know that they said the class.
I'm assuming it's gym. It looked like it was like a
choir classroom or something that they were sitting in, but
that doesn't mean that that's the class it was.
But they're not very clear about what she is a coach of.
And I've never, even in gym class, called the gym teacher a
coach when it came to parent teacher conferences.
Like we might be like coach so and so because they were also a
coach of a team, but it was not made clear to us all.
Yes. I never called my teachers in
gym class coach, even if they were coaches like that.
I don't know what that's all about.
But we all don't believe that Aspen's like the star of the
tennis team or anything, so it's not like we're confused that
way, right? I don't know, I assumed choir
well there. Was one cutaway where Aspen had
the darkest eyeliner on. Did you recall seeing this?
It was like a flashback moment but not too far away.
In the past. It was like her and Maddie
sitting at a counter and Aspens eyes looked as black as my soul.
I was like, girl, like lighting
up on the eyeliner, but you know.
Well, Janelle does that too. It's like she has these little
tiny eyes on her moon white face and no eyebrows and then black
eyeliner. Yeah, yeah, intense.
Very Britney Spears today. Yeah, very Britney Spears.
Britney Spears is a little more lived in, I would say.
That is true. This looked a little more fresh.
Yeah. Fresh and impactful.
Little like, OK, maybe I burned the tip of my eyeliner with a
lighter and then rubbed that under my eye like and got that
crisp like, you know, soft tip of the eyeliner under there and.
Of the what? Got right on into that water
line. Did you just talk about Kody?
Soft tip? We're talking about his
children. This is disturbing, darling.
Now, Aspen tells us that she may want to be a polygamist.
She thinks she might want to, but she doesn't want to wait for
the perfect family. Of course, you know she's in a
hurry to lock a man down and get knocked up and live a rest
life working in retail. I mean, I, I don't know.
Whatever. Yeah, I don't want to wait
around like my family did to find the perfect family.
Yeah, it's like, let's see, Aspen's mom is Christine.
No, Christine didn't was not a child bride.
She was technically an adult. So she did wait around a long
time in that cult. This is where we get a little
couch moment from Christine talking about her disappointing
child Aspen and how she missed class and her nose is redder
than ever. It is a stoplight.
It is a stop sign. It is Ronald McDonald on her
nose, just pointing it out. We have Christine, who could use
a little bit more makeup on her nose, and her daughter that's
got a little too much of it under her eyes, but yeah.
It's true. And then on the couch there, the
parents are talking about this kind of truancy, tardiness of
their children. And Meri says that Leon comes to
her saying, Christine let's Aspen miss class when trying to
get out of school themselves. And she says well and shares it
as an example. And it's funny because of course
they do a cutaway to Christine and she's pulling her face in
and all God, a gasp. She's shocked.
Well, the way Meri says it, she's like, yeah, I'm not
Christine. I don't care, I don't care.
You need to go to school, Leon.
Right. Totally makes Christine sound
like a deadbeat parent. Yeah.
Is deadbeat parent the right word?
Deadbeat parent. Neglectful.
Parent Parent. Laid back.
Like too laid back. Right.
A failure is what? A failure.
OK, yeah, that's what she was. Trying to infer that Christine
is a failure as a parent. Well, it does make it hard to
tell your child who is like in the same age group.
No, you've got to go. But yet we're all your mommies.
So you can listen to all of your
mommies here and we all have a say, but Christine's over here
like, Nah, you need a mental health day, girl.
You take it. And this is like the early
twenty 10s where it's like mental health days were not a
thing yet. So maybe she's not wrong.
Maybe Aspen does need a day to stay home here and there.
And then you've got Meri that is like the militant mom.
Like, no way in hell, Leon, are you missing a day and you're
going to be a doctor. That will not happen under this
roof. Could you imagine seeing a
Doctor Who skipped gym class in high school?
You will die and go to hell if you miss one.
Day, Leon. Miss Leah is going to be so
disappointed in you. Goodbye to your dreams of being
a doctor. Oh God, so absurd.
But now it is funny because how many days of gym class do you
miss? I mean, this is just sometimes
they bring these things up and I'm like a really like truancy
with gym class. I was like, what was Aspen on
her period for a month straight?
I mean, it's just insane. It has to have been enough time
for it to have been significant enough to affect her grade where
she needed to make it up so. And like making up gym class.
Like I don't even know what that means.
Be like Meri's child. Never miss a day.
Also, I'm noticing they're they're showing the parents
walking down the hallway, going on to their next conference
moment and they are strutting the halls and there's no one
else around, not a single soul in that hallway.
OK, They're filming a show, you know, they're not going to get
releases from, you know, whatever.
But it just comes across as this like eerie, odd thing, like when
you're a parent when I was in middle school, high school, and
you go to parent teacher conferences.
There are other parents going places and doing things.
It's not like they shut the school down for you and your
special conferences, but they tell you that you're truant.
They also show them outside of the school, like before and
after talking, and it's clear that they're still at the school
and there's nobody around. Yeah, Yeah.
It's like they asked these teachers, would you please come
in on a Saturday just so that we could film our parent teacher
conferences instead of the day where everyone else is doing it.
Yeah.
I hope Miss Leah made Aspen do some extra laps for that.
Unbelievable. Oh, we meet the favorite teacher
of all the teachers. Doctor Guido.
Guido.
What a great last name, Guido Guido.
Doctor, I want to meet Doctor. Guidette.
I want to meet his life. What's she like?
Does she look like Fran Drescher?
That's what I want. To know Mr. Sheffield Guido, I
love. My Guido husband, well, Doctor
Guido, is currently Hunter's teacher.
Hunter has him for some class. I don't know.
I don't know that we caught the class.
But whatever this is, once again, we're going to get a
little back story on Hunter, just like we do with all of
these older children. And Janelle says it took Hunter
a year to acclimate to Vegas. And they gave us some, you know,
flashbacks to times and things we've already discussed.
No one cares. Struggles they flash through.
Him eating yogurt and being all like, I want to be in football.
I'm an angsty teen. It's like Amen.
Hunter says he wants to be an athlete or a trainer when he
grows up. Perhaps a pro athlete.
I think he says, like, pro athlete or an athlete or a
trainer. And it's like, oh, a pro
athlete, yes. And so many of those dreams come
true. Yeah, I think that.
This. Poor kid, like every time that I
see him I have to laugh because he looks like the
quintessential meathead too. Yeah, he does.
Like the square like had the hair like of that time, this
very thick neck and like stocky.
Like if he came across as more of an asshole he would totally
be a typical bully type thing, but he doesn't come across as an
asshole so that's. No, he's very kind.
You can tell that he's a kind person.
Yeah, you know. And he's got that in some of
these cutaways. He's got that pimple red on the
face that's like, pop me, pop me.
I'm on a teenager. And I'm like, oh God.
Huge, yeah. Like if someone was filming me
when I was in high school, there'd be moments of like, pop
that pimple. I would have been, yeah, pretty
embarrassed. I was like looking back
actually, I will say in high school I had amazing skin.
I didn't get pimples like at all in high school and it was wasted
on my youth because I got adult acne, which I would argue
is worse. I would rather have had it as a
teen and gotten it out of the way than had it as an adult.
So I'm. So glad that when I had it it
was literally like life was terrible, everything sucked,
hormones are everywhere so just add some acne on it.
Yeah, yeah, get it out of the way.
The parents talked to the teacher about the boys swearing.
Well, we seem to hear some curse
words at home and I believe Christine gave us a lovely quote
here. Darling, did you catch her
specific quote? Christine says that they've
found out that Logan has F bomb dropping skills from the
younger kids. He's.
Found out bomb dropping skills.
Yeah, they found out from the younger kids about these F bomb
dropping skills. But then Dr. Guido does say that
all of the kids are very respectful and that they should
be proud of that. Yeah, I mean, I think that
vibes. I mean, I mean, I think that
tracks. They probably are really well
behaved in class for the most part, right?
I mean, they're teenagers, but I highly doubt that Logan's in
school being like, fuck this. Like, no, he's not.
And it's also a tie in from the footage that we had with them
going up to Lehi when, you know, Leon was wagging the finger at
the naughty, naughty disk. Naughty, naughty words.
When he says what, what did he say?
Man the fuck up, yeah. To Hunter, yeah.
Stop being a little bitch, hunter.
Doctor Guido, he says that Logan has barely said 2 words his
entire time there at the. School.
Yeah, very quiet. Very quiet.
I find that to be a little surprising.
Logan seems like just, I would say at the least run-of-the-mill
with conversation, you know, like, he doesn't strike me as
quiet, I think. He probably is very shy.
OK. I think he's probably shy, like
he probably shines in the family because he's the oldest
child. But it's one of those things
where you put that person out into public and they might shine
like in their family, but they don't shine in public.
Are you calling Logan dull? I mean, not necessarily.
Like, well, I didn't say that, but that's where we're going.
It's like when you think of like the theater star kid at a
school who's like, amazing when they're in their own high
school. And then they go off to the big,
they go off to the big leagues and they are not a star anymore.
They are one of many.
Yeah. And I think that's kind of the.
How did it feel when that happened to you?
Right. Well, really, really wonderful.
I don't know, that's the vibe that I get.
I feel like he's probably actually really shy and passive
in school and like doesn't get noticed and like doesn't maybe
have many friends other than his siblings that he's had for
forever. Sure.
But. Who knows?
Now we get to talk about Maddie, my favorite child, Madeline.
Is that her full name? Madison.
Madeline.
Well, you know, whatever, I forget about her.
She wants to be an entrepreneur or maybe do hair and then she
can do her own hair for free. She wants to be an entrepreneur,
go to hair school, pay her way through college, and then she
can do her own hair for free too.
So she thinks that she is just going to easily like go through
hair school quick, get her license so that she can work and
do hair and pay her way through college and then just be able
to do her own hair for free. Because you know what?
Being a hairdresser isn't a career at all.
And I just would get my license so I could do my hair for free.
Like let's put 10 grand down the drain just so I can do my hair
for free. Very reasonable, very normal.
I looked at Chris and I said she looks like she's high.
She did kind of have a. She kept doing these like weird
eye roll things and like was talking out of the side of her
mouth kind of and had her head down weird.
So I could do my hair for free, yeah.
Free. Yeah, man.
And I was just having flashbacks to my own life because I
literally did that plan but not on purpose.
And I'm like girl you have no fucking idea.
I spent like almost 20 grand to go to beauty school and then my
body and my knees started getting old.
Told me I couldn't do it anymore.
Well, let's make sure that we remind our studio audience.
Hi everyone. Hi.
So great to see you all. My knees started falling apart.
Well, Kimber's knees are crap. Also that these are high
schoolers, so we're going to only judge in the way that we're
already judging, but just putting an asterisk that we
should be more gentle. I cannot be gentle about this
because this she has no idea what she wants to do and she's
just thinking hair is going to be an easy thing to do and.
She has that entrepreneurial spirit, darling.
Also, her hair is generally terrible.
So I'm like, oh great, you're going to do hair like, Oh my
God. Yeah, you can't really sell
beauty when you look like the beast, but that's what they used
to say all the time. Just at school.
Well, it's a little bit like what?
The Keeblers don't have shoes or whatever the phrase is, you
know, like. Cobblers.
The thank you, the Cobblers, well, the.
Keebler Owl the cookies. You can't make cookies if you
don't have a hat. Or shoes.
And you know, Maddie can't do hair because her hair's
terrible. Like Oh my God, her hair's.
Awful. But actually that hair is very
what people had at that time. I had like had hair like that
too at that time. Sometimes the curly, crunchy
curly ramen hair. I know, but the like tones are
just awful. And she's always like, I want to
have black hair with my crazy skin and then I want to have
copper red hair. And I'm like, Oh my God, did you
just pick a normal color? And I used to have crazy colored
hair. I'm just, I was never deluding
myself into thinking I was going to do hair for for a way to
pay myself to college or something.
I don't even know. I don't.
That's why this, this whole thing was just actually really
funny to me because I'm like looking at not even myself
because I was definitely not like that when I was in high
school. But I just saw some of my
younger years flash before my eyes with the exact thing that
she was laying out for herself. And I was like, don't do it.
Don't do it. I'm going to have to Photoshop a
photo of like Maddie but with like your face.
Like superimposed though, like those 90s.
Or. Trips.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we'll just combine you
and Maddie. It'll be true beauty.
They do show her and her friends sitting around a pool with their
like long pants rolled up and just their ankles in the pool
water. And she's wearing like a just a
normal like V cut top that like looks normal on everybody.
But there's a boy sitting across from her, like staring at her
nunga nungas in her shirt. Odd.
Kody had an aneurysm when he saw that.
I bet he was like my whore of a daughter with her tits out.
And it's like, hey, Kody, calm down.
She's talking about how she wants privacy and she doesn't
get privacy in her home because, you know, she's one of the older
siblings and like, that's all she wants out of life is some
privacy. She just has this like shitty
attitude. She doesn't have one mom, she
has four and they're always asking to look her phone and she
doesn't want to be a polygamist because there's too
many people in each others business and she doesn't want
people in her business. I mean, I get it.
I don't know, she just has this attitude and I can't even say
it's a shitty attitude because it's a teenage girl attitude.
I'm sure I had the exact same attitude, but the way that she
is rolling her eyes and sitting there and like she's kind of
just like talking. I don't know, like maybe I want
to do this, Like I'm not really sure and she just looks high and
it's just unfortunate for her. She's.
Probably painfully sober. Do you really think so?
Like do you think that she did not drink with those friends?
Think she got stoned or anything.
I think she was pretty straight laced, but she did, you know?
This episode made me question. I'm not going to say that she's
doing drugs. She's abusing drugs.
OK, so. I'm just curious after that
couch interview with her. I'm very curious actually.
After Doctor Guido wraps up his conversation with these parents,
got a little chuckle because Janelle's like going, oh, yes,
you know, the kids, they just talk so highly and Oh my God, I
was getting a little, oh, I had a little God.
What did she say? That she was, like, nervous?
Oh, yeah. Janelle says that she was
nervous about meeting the teachers because the kids talk
about them so much. And when she was getting out of
the desk. She's like squeaking her ass out
of one of those desks that has the desktop attached to it and
it's a metal yes. And I I can just like.
As a man of a certain age, I don't think I'd be sliding out
of it like Britney Spears and her heyday.
OK, Like, hit me, baby one more time.
Maybe the oh, Janelle, Can you imagine?
Janelle, don't hit me baby one more time.
But yeah, she did get out of a chair or a desk and it was
filmed and we watched. It.
Why did they do that to her? I know the editors on the show
are terrible. Why?
Would you stop to her over and over again?
And it's painful to watch and I'm sure that it's uncomfortable
for her, but also, why do they do that to parents at parent
teacher conferences too? Like sit them in the desks like
they're about to get their knuckles rapped by the teacher.
Like, you don't need to be
having adults sit in these desks, you're setting them up
for failure. At least it wasn't an elementary
school desk like it was for high schoolers.
But Janelle is not a tiny person so it was just a little tragic
and I don't want to shame her about it.
I do just feel bad for her that it was left in the fucking clip
like they didn't. Need to do that to.
Her unbelievable. Even in high school, I didn't
know where to put my elbows in those fucking desks, like in And
then you get these adults and somebody like that's larger
sitting there and it's like they could have just cut the clip
before that happened. Yeah, it was unnecessary.
It was odd. They do that so often, though,
and I feel like specifically to her, and it's like, what are
you trying to do? Like, they've made it seem like
they were friends with the producer and like all of the
camera people over the show over all of these years.
But, you know, some of this stuff has to be intentional.
And we joke a lot about the producers not being intentional
and kind of just like being shitty at stuff.
And they're getting lucky about things falling together
sometimes. But there's things like this
that they chose to leave in and there was probably better
footage that could have taken up 10 seconds of the show and
they didn't do that. And why?
I don't know, I just feel bad for her because nobody wants to
see themselves trying to get out of a.
School desk. God.
Now unfortunately we go from that to something even worse,
which is Mckelty. I just have like so many ughs
about Mckelty. I was just going to say but we
get to go to Miss Rules class and Miss Rule is a big fan of
Mckelty. 'S oh sorry I I blocked, I
trauma blocked Mckelty's teacher because I was so disturbed by
talking about Mckelty. Oh God.
Yeah, record scratch Mckelty's here.
Mckelty's in the room and she's like, I want to be a world
famous fashion designer when I grow up.
This really? Dramatic shift and the way that
she talks about like string coming together to make a shirt.
Now, did you write these quotes down?
Because the one that I know is how fabrics come together to
make a glorious dress. And I vomited in my mouth.
She's like, you can have these fabrics and these pieces and
these strings come together and just make like a fabulous
shirt. I'm pretty sure that's what she
said. And she was just speaking very
dramatically and using terms that she thought were bigger
than they were because they're part of the fashion world.
World. Whenever I see her I just hear
that like record scratch. Yep.
And then she talks. She's like, I want to be like
Versace when I grow up. Versace.
And she says all of this in her oddly dramatic tone, which she
got from her mother. And I just wish she would have
been dropped on her head a few more times as a child because
maybe it would have like, knocked it into like a normal
place. Oh, Mckelty.
Love you Mckelty. Well, Miss Rule does love her.
She says that Mckelty can get along with anyone.
You can put her in a group with anyone and she can talk to
anyone. I don't doubt that.
What a nightmare. I'm just like imagining Mckelty
talking all day every day to everyone.
Oh God. Yep, more tragic speaking.
I agree. Yeah, she's a mess.
She's terrible. Yeah.
And she's one person I don't mind talking shit about when
they're a minor. She's like in high school.
And I'm like you should just give up on all your dreams
because none of them are coming true.
But I'm glad you are delusional enough to think that you could
have glorious fashions. A world famous fashion designer
like. When you did that, I just had a
visual of a school bus, like driving into a tree and like
Mckelty's in it, and I'm like, yay.
Oh no. Yeah, well, she didn't die.
She. Was.
Horribly deformed from the accident.
Like Regina George. I'm going to be a world.
Famous designer neck brace. Oh, I'm a Kelty.
She gets the bedazzler out, comes back to.
School and her neck brace is literally just bedazzled.
Did you see my neck brace? Did you see my neck brace?
And the teacher's like, she can talk to anyone and everyone's
like. Stop talking to selling these
online. If it was today, I've got my
neck prices on Etsy. Oh my God.
Okay, now this was when Janelle actually talked about being
nervous about meeting the teacher.
Sorry I blew my load early. You know what's to be expected.
Now Robyn has another moving
moment. I was almost brought to tears
for the first time in this episode because she really
touched me in places that I don't want Robyn to touch me.
And she's talking about the teachers going home after the
parent teacher conferences and what they must say about their
polygamist family. And I don't know that I got it
word for word. Do you know if you did?
Robyn would like to be a family on the wall when they go home
and talk to their spouses at the end of the night.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yes, but. Oh God.
You do a better Robyn voice than me.
This is the problem. I'd like to be a fly on the wall
when the teachers go home to hear what they have to say to
their wives and husbands about us.
And I was like, loser. She specifically said wives and
husbands. There's no way.
She said yeah, she couldn't. She doesn't know the word spouse
like. In my mind, making her smarter.
I know it's just the other, just a recent episode.
It was the other way where I said it smarter and you were
like no, no, no. But then she does her her shrug
with her two hands up in the air.
The did I do that shrug? And then she goes.
What an idiot. I'm just saying, yeah.
I'm just. Saying.
I'm just saying. Oh God.
There's something that needs to be pushed down a flight of
stairs immediately. She thinks so highly of herself.
Oh yeah, and the fame of this family and the fact that they're
polygamous and they're weird that everyone just must go home
and talk about them. Of course you are not the center
of the God damn universe. Robyn.
She literally acts like that and the the quote and the
shrugging and the fake dramatic motion that she made when she
said it. This right now, yes.
And the way she puts her chin up and out.
Yep. It's like a cartoon character.
She really truly thinks that these teachers don't just want
to get the fuck home at the end of the night and not think about
the kids for a little bit like.
Everybody wants to talk about me and my square face like, Oh my
God, Robyn. It's like you're the star of
your own story. Like yes, you got ATV show and
yes, you're part of a weird family dynamic, but you're not
the center of the I don't. Think it's quite hit Robyn in
the jugular yet? How many Americans will hate
her? How many people around the world
will hate her? Is Robyn perhaps the most hated
person in the world? Yeah.
Well, we've got a president who might be hated a little more
these days, but Robyn, it's Robyn.
But what about of all of the, like, multitudes and majority of
the people that just don't give a fuck, right?
Or know who you are, right? And she just seems to think that
it's like she's going to sneeze in a Kleenex and someone's
going to want to buy it from her all of a sudden, like.
Doodle it on her graph paper and make a a crinkled up Kleenex
inspired necklace. For.
Fans. Maybe I could get the house
instead of selling my body on the street.
I could sell my dirty underwear online on eBay.
Robyn's eBay account is Miss Penny Huffer.
That's giving her too much credit.
She wouldn't have even thought of doing something smart enough
like that. No, you're right.
It would have been called like Robyn Brown loves God.
It's like use panties. Oh my gosh.
Oh, I was going to go somewhere real bad with that.
I won't go there. It's.
OK, this is an NC 17 podcast. Put your children to bed,
listeners. I was going to say she she only
sells the ones online that the stains look like Jesus.
Well, Robyn has earned enough shit stains from us.
This shit stains in her underwear that look like Jesus.
She sells them on eBay. Squint this shit stain looks.
Like Jesus? Whoa, we are off the rails.
See this, This episode has literally caused me to have a
TBI like I, I barely survived it now, thank God.
We're going to have a little break here and we're going to
come back with Mona, Ricky, Mona.
Well, she's not in the first moments of this, but Mona makes
her return, which I'm very excited about.
Meri is telling us that Mona Ricky called her to tell her.
Oh God, you guys, this is I need to start this all over.
We are reliving history right now.
A monumental moment in sister wife's history on this podcast.
This episode will go down in infamy because we finally get
our first reference to Meri's wet bar.
This is a big dull the wet bar is like its own character and
we're finally being introduced to the wet bar.
It's so exciting. Oh, it's come up before, but not
like this, darlin. Oh, did it already come up?
It did. Oh, damn it.
Sorry everybody. To break it to you.
This podcast. No, this is the first time where
it becomes like a huge. Thing Oh, that's right, she's
referenced it, but now it's going to be a big dough.
Now Mona calls Meri to tell her she can't have the hobby room
and the pantry off of the kitchen without having the fifth
bedroom in her house. Now we have discussed this
before because remember we were talking about how Janelle's
like, how can I cut every room out of this house?
How can I trim it down to the bare bones?
How can I have one bedroom and 1 bathroom?
It's like, girl, there's a floor plan.
You pick the four or five bedroom option.
Like that's pretty much probably what it is and Meri's finding
out she can't have her hobby room and pantry off the kitchen
without doing the five bedroom option.
Now I'm wondering if in the four bedroom option she could have
a hobby room and some storage for some food.
Probably not probably not. That's probably not a
possibility. But really, it's about the web
bar. She is just like, I need this
wet bar to be able to entertain and I love to have people in my
home and I need to have this to entertain.
And now I'm questioning the money thing in the kids versus
rooms and it's like, girl. I need a wet bar.
Or you could just save the money and then add the wet bar
after. Well, yeah, yeah, that could be
an option. Or she could just walk her dumb
ass the six feet to the kitchen sink because what we find out is
the wet bar is literally right next to the kitchen anyway so
it's like. It's like in the kitchen.
Yeah, like. It's insane.
It's the dumbest thing ever. And OK, if you have the four
bedroom option, one of those 4 rooms can be your fucking hobby
room. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
like. Why does the hobby room have to
be like off of the back of your kitchen and pantry, right?
I don't understand it. What are you going to be doing?
Are you going to be deciding
that each of those rooms, you're going to just get a foreign
exchange student all of a sudden and like no one's discussed
this and we don't know about it, but you're going to be housing
people in those other rooms like.
She's like, we don't have enough people in our family.
We need to house strangers. Like what is happening here?
Any sane person would be like, fine, I don't need a fifth room,
I can change things afterwards.
Well, true. You know, plumbing, it's not
easy to just actually put in a wet bar, to be fair.
Like, you don't just Plumb in a wet bar.
They don't have basements. It's the desert.
It's slab. But I want to remind us of a
comment we got on an episode where someone was pointing out
how Meri and Kody were selling the pink drink, the concoction,
the magical water that's going to turn you into a beer person
and all whatever. So apparently someone read or
heard somewhere that she really wanted this.
For entertaining, yes, but for entertaining so that they could
literally hawk product? Oh my God.
Which I'm also going like what you can have people in your
house and hawk product from the kitchen because the kitchen
itself is big. It has an island or a bar.
It's got all this stuff. Why does she need another bar?
It's honestly an excuse. It's an excuse.
She's glommed onto this idea and now she can't get it out of her
head and she thinks she needs it.
You don't need it even to like hockey or dumb a weird drink mix
and. The hair is blocking it in her
head, honey. Oh.
My God, she can't. Get it out of her head because
the hair. They're twisting this and
turning it into a plot line, and the viewer literally has no
idea. Yeah, it's just very bizarre.
And they're giving the viewer more reasons to hate her and
like not giving the full story and that.
It's just very weird. Well, I suspect it's really
about how if you start doing business on a show, I mean,
there's like the Bethany Frankel Claus, which is like if you're
going to talk about a business, you generally have to like pay a
portion to the show after you've signed a contract.
And that's why I also think that my sister wife's closet is not
sister Wives. It's sister wife's closet
because I think they were worried about naming rights and
things like that. But you are right that do not
actually talk about the real reason she wants a whip or let's
say, you know, hypothetically, the real reason is so that they
can sell shitty goods. It just makes her look even
crazier. Yeah, insane.
And like, she could just say I sell products as later on in the
show when they talk about her Lou La Roe clothes and all the
things she does, she's like, I sell online.
I sell clothing on an online boutique or something.
Like you could just say we sell products from home.
I mean, yeah, it's not the end of the world.
They could easily have added it in and said something, some sort
of thing that but made sense. I think it is better for the
show that we don't know this because it makes her.
Look selfish as fuck just. We're gonna get some really,
really good material out of this, including where we get
these flashbacks to Janelle gilting Meri for the big home
and her reckless spending, which I love.
Janelle gives so many looks right now.
And it's it happened more I feel like with Robyn at the beginning
of the show because she just didn't know what to like, say or
do. And now that Meri is like having
her breakdowns over needing a MC mansion, Janelle is just
staring. She's picked something in the
room and she's looking at it and it starts with Blase and it ends
with are you fucking kidding me?
And it's fun to watch that transition happen.
This is when we find out that they get an equal budget.
Yeah, Kody shows up at Meri's house after Sigmona told me that
I can only have that. I need 5 bedrooms to have a web
bar and Kody's like, so in other words, to have the wet bar you
need the fifth bedroom. And I'm like, in other words,
these people. So yeah, Kody says that they're
going to distribute the money equally for each wife with their
home. You know, rocket science, I
guess. And this is where I looked at
you and I said my opinion. I feel like it is beginning to
change because Janelle talks about how she began to worry
that she would be put out and not have the budget for a room
or other things that she really needed because of what someone
else wants in the family. Due to the equality of budget.
Like she has a whole brood of children to take care of and
Meri has one kid. And then right after Janelle
makes this comment about, OK, like the seriousness of like,
needing to budget for having enough bedrooms, of course, Meri
just makes a comment again right away about her wet bar.
Just completely ignores what Janelle says about being worried
about having to, you know, go without a room.
My wet bar and below. It's like you fucking tone deaf
bitch. Shut up.
My wet bar. Literally in like the same clip
right after and I was like, there was no editing that in.
They didn't do that. That wasn't editing gold.
She's just that fucking clueless and stuck on her one track
mind about her wet bar right now.
And this is where my tone started shifting.
I know I've said it that I feel like Meri deserves an equal
budget and it's not fair to give her less because she has less
kids. But I think I'm going to change
my stance because I think as a mom, like with children, if I
was in a situation like this I'd be like so you think my fucking
kids should go without because you want a wet bar in a craft
room right? Like shove it where the sun
don't shine. Right, like the four bedroom MC
mansion isn't enough for you when you're 1, kid.
It's just as weird. And it's like they've teed it up
with this whole thing where we're supposed to feel bad for
Meri because issues. Well, okay, but now she's
actually just kind of being a tone deaf bitch.
Like it's ridiculous. You guys are supposed to work
together. You're supposed to be a family
that. Helps each other and you're
being selfish, so selfish. I'm like one of those rooms can
easily be your craft room or your hobby room, as she's
calling it. Yeah, Hobby.
And as far as the wet bar, when they actually get into like one
of the houses and show us where it's at, it is a literally a 12
step from the kitchen sink. Yeah, totally.
It is literally. Around the corner.
From the kitchen Peninsula or whatever.
Like it's insane. It's insane.
And it's also like. A four foot wide bar with a sink
in it. I mean, it's not even who knows
now this is the model home. Maybe Meri will end up with a
different wet bar. We can't predict the future.
This is true. It could be she's like I don't
need the. Normal wet bar.
I need the mega wet. Bar I need the one that I have
to climb stairs to get. To like right?
Next to the kitchen. Like insane.
Insane. So at this point, the adults
meet. They venture over to meet the
builders at a model home to discuss these ticky techy homes
they pulled out of a catalog and they're going to discuss
what their options are. I noted that the one of the
builders or one of the presidents, the president, the
vice president, whatever of Pinnacle Homes was there.
So Pinnacle Homes, I'm only saying the name because I
noticed it. Pinnacle Homes.
Kody summarizes the whole fifth bedroom wet bar debacle about
how it's so funny. Because it's I don't know if it
is. Editing but it's like they're
all standing around in this house, like all of the adults,
Mona and the builders, and he's like, so the biggest issue we've
got is this fifth bedroom in the wet bar.
Meri just brought it. She just dropped her load on me
today. She just shit in my pants and it
looked like Jesus. And now here we are.
We got to talk about it, sell it, to pray for these holes,
Meri. Needs a wet bars.
Robyn, where's your? Shit steamed anywhere, Oh my.
God, He. Literally says too.
He's like this. Is just the thing that I got to
get out of the way because it came up today and we got to get
this out of the way. We got to handle this first.
So why can't we have the wet bar?
Without the fifth bedroom, but. Of course.
Oh no, I Janelle. If looks could kill.
Yeah, Oh. Man, poor Janelle.
She's. Literally staring off and just
like this. Is the first fucking question
you're going to ask these builders.
About right is her wet bar. There's four wives. 1.
Husband, they're building 4. Homes.
And the first question is about Meri's fucking wet BA.
How wet? And everyone's wondering why.
She's getting pissed. I feel like she's wondering why
everyone isn't. Sensitive to her things.
And it's like, bitch, come on, there are 723 children in this
family and they all need to be housed.
And you're talking about your goddamn wet bar.
Yeah, no, I mean, everyone's wondering why Janelle's getting.
Pissed.
And they're like looking at her like she's the fucking crazy
one. And it's like, I see what you
mean. Yeah, no.
The builders do let them. Know that they would need to.
Draft an entire other floor plan to configure a wet bar without
the fifth bedroom, which once again, I'm going to say ticky
tacky. Ticky tacky.
I get it, people live in tract housing or whatever this is
called. I don't know.
But there's something about not picking a house out of a like
catalog that allows you to build what you want.
But whatever, I don't know what to say.
I've never built a home. If I did, I would not like for
someone to tell me that I could only have my wet bar with my
fifth bedroom. I would want my wet bar with a
three bedroom home. That's why I'm saying like save
the. Money and I know plumbing isn't
easy to add in later, but like save the money and then do
something else with that portion of your money to make it like
a better kitchen or a. Better entertaining.
Kitchen with a bigger island. Or there's just different ways
that she could have swung this and swung her budget then and
it's just a dumb decision to get hung up on.
She's so hung up on it I could see if there was a rationale
about wanting to have 5. Bedrooms for like resale.
Like if all of the other homes at the end of the cul-de-sac are
5 bedrooms and it's like, well, we're really going to have one
that's four, I could see that, but that doesn't even come up.
Just marrying her fucking wet Bah.
She's at wet Bah somebody. Says.
The builders. Didn't bat an eye about us being
a plural family. Who's somebody?
I don't. Know is it Robyn?
And I just thought. They've been hearing.
About your dumb asses needing these houses for two fucking
years, trust me, they know you're a plural family.
That's why they're not. Batting an eye, the first clue
was when the camera crew. Showed up and said we're filming
A polygamist family that you already know because you've had
to accept their offers and you've had to deal with their
craziness already. Robyn, we need this many lots
next to each other. Please don't sell any of these
lots. We've got this crazy polygamist
family and we need 4 lots. Like they didn't even bat an
eye. They didn't.
Even bat an eye. Like Oh my God, again with the
center of the God damn universe, someone should take a bat to
her eye. Someone should take a.
Bat to her eye. Now with this, Meri couldn't.
Meri does not miss an. Opportunity to get emotional
when? Talking about the struggle of
having one child, about the budget, about her wet ma.
And Janelle looks pissed. She just looks so pissed and I
don't. Blame her.
And Meri says when it came back that I would need to have so
many bedrooms. You have no idea how many times
I cried. It was so stressful to me.
It's like you cried so many times over the fact that you
would need to have 5 bedrooms. Like this bitch needs a real
problem. We're supposed to feel bad about
her fertility issues and being beat over the head.
My sympathy about all that has really waned because I'm like,
bitch, you are insufferable. Like this is terrible.
Yeah, she's crying on the couch and.
Of course, they're in an interview again.
She's crying and she's like, if I can't have more kids and then
these are the kids that I have, I want space for them to feel
welcome and come over because the kids are going to care about
your. Wet bar?
Yep. Yep, Yep.
And they're going to care about the bedrooms that they're not
going to sleep. In I mean like, oh, Meri, she's
such a mad. It's an excuse.
It's all an excuse. And I'm like.
Finally kind of realizing now. Where Janelle's?
Coming from I think it, it took me a while and I was like,
yeah, I know everyone should get an equal budget.
But the further and further this episode went on, and the more
and more desperate and frantic and frazzled she looked, I was
like, she does not give a shit about her sister wives.
Because if so, she would be like, no, these are my kids too,
and I don't want them to go without.
Yeah, you guys take 10K of my budget even and put it towards
whatever. I don't need that wet bar.
And before Savannah could have her own bedroom, she wouldn't
have to sleep. In the dining room, Yeah, if
Meri just would give up her wet bar.
Yep. Now, when you talk about how.
Crazy she looked this. Is where I noted how her
eyebrows and her makeup and her hair make her look like a bad
drag queen or perhaps a melting mannequin.
Like it's insane. It's a real awful her appearance
is. Noteworthy.
I wrote down here her. Hair.
Her hair and her hair's own budget.
Yes, she her hair definitely has a budget.
You know that. If she saved.
The money. From frying the shit out of her
hair that she does like all the time and saved her skin budget
for those shitty spray tans and tanning beds for maybe even two
months. She could probably have her wet
bar. Yeah, she could forgo the.
Wet bar and. Fund Maddie's schooling and
Maddie could do her hair. Oh God, in the wet bar.
Well, no, never. It's right.
Because she wouldn't have the wet bar.
See, I'm not good at the math with all of this, but Meri
spends a lot of money on frying that hair and frying that skin,
and we have to see it every ounce of that spray tan.
Has settled into a wrinkle, and it's just showing every
wrinkle, showing every. Bump on her.
Face and every crack and nook and cranny gaping pour.
Every imperfection on her face.
Is like. Cheeto dust all over it and
these eyebrows that are oddly shaped and thin but yet are not
like pencil. Thin so.
It's like a weird thin choice. And the hair and just the way
that she holds her face to is like Meri, you know?
Like there's something about her chin and her nest.
And then when she's in constant tears over her fifth bedroom in
the wet. Bar and it's like.
Bitch, you look insane. The furrowed brow.
Yeah, it's. Accentuated by the dark weird
tan, it makes it look like a cartoon character with like
those big eyebrow like deep lines above the brow.
Like the expression lines are very exaggerated because of this
bad spray tan. Absolutely.
Now I think I might have a. Direct quote here from Meri
Brown. I don't want to be judged for
having the extra rooms. I don't need the room and I'm
like Oh my God, did you just say that out loud?
And then immediately they showed Janelle and she is seething
inside. You can just tell that she is
ready to jump off the couch and be like bitch, you're dumb as
fuck. You just said you don't even
need the room so why are you even worried about this?
She literally came out and said that she didn't need the room.
And Chanel is like searing holes into the floor with the lasers
coming out of her eyes like 0 yes.
It's so. True.
Awful. And I was.
Totally team. Janelle in.
All of these exchanges. Because it was like scary.
Get a grip we. Get.
I don't. Know probably one of the best
quotes of this episode, and there's been a lot of them.
It's just kind of the cards. That we were dealt with.
The kids in the homes and we just do the best with what we
can with it and then we get her face I.
Wrote down what the actual. Fuck, like what does this even
mean? I'm I'm like applause, applause,
applause. I don't know if I'm impressed or
appalled at her turning this conversation and using these
cards to get what she wants because she is throwing in,
well, we're just dealt these cards like with how many kids I
couldn't have, and now we're just dealt these cards with
these homes that we're going to have to get.
She has no control. Over any of it.
She's the victim of all. These circumstances.
Of her 5th. Bedroom in the wet box.
Oh my God, it's out of control. It.
Really got out of control now another.
Reason that you guys are glad that this is an audio.
Only podcast at this point is because I noticed now what Meri
was wearing and it was a blue tank top with floral ruffles
going across her torso layered over a pink tight shirt long
sleeve that was so tight and thin fabric that it made her
arms look like sausages dead. And I don't know what those I
don't. Do do those.
Shirts have a. Name this sausage casings.
It was like, girl, they're. Garments.
It's the garment that they have to wear under their stuff.
Well, I don't think it's the actual Mormon underwear.
Because it's pink. And like, yeah, like it's just
it's their. Substitute.
I think for the garment. Though I think that they
mentioned that, but I think that these long like tight sleeve
shirts that they wear under stuff a lot is there like way of
still feeling conservative? Yeah, absolutely.
I just don't know why the. Choice needs to be like static
cling light pink. It just wasn't doing.
Anything. For her, other than making.
Her look like a bag of crap and I was like, Oh my God, Meri, I'm
going to give some fashion advice here, women.
Do not wear light pink leggings, Do not wear tan or beige
leggings and do not wear them especially with no long shirt or
skirt. Over them so.
That when someone else is walking up on your ass in
Walmart, they think you're naked.
OK. Yeah, because that's what this
would look like if it was. Like from.
Far away, it would be one of those odd, weird things where
you think someone's naked and they're not, or you're like,
God, her arms are awfully pink. And then you're like, oh, she's
wearing a. Shirt she did have a tank top
over so I wouldn't have thought she was naked.
But it is very weird and not yeah needed.
Then I don't know. Usually they go for white so.
Yeah, you're right, Pink. Was a weird choice.
It's just there's been a few moments in this.
Episode. Where she's wearing the layers
and the undershirt is there's not an ounce of freedom.
It is sausage casing and it's terrible.
I will say I think that in. This episode I did notice that
her and Janelle look larger again.
Oh, sure, yeah, they've gained some of their weight.
Back from the gym? Yeah.
From the polygamy. What was the name that Kody was
like? Fundamentalist fitness.
Fitness Fundamentals.
It's like, Oh my. God.
Returning back to the model home.
Christine asks how. Long until we can move in and
they say 5 months from breaking ground and they also say that
they can start building as soon as they make their selections.
Their selections are finalized by the family.
As soon as that happens they can start breaking ground and then
it's only 5 months and then of course we get some like blah
blah blah blah from the builders about how you know oh I only
have one wife and trying to make choices is hard enough.
I can't imagine having 4 ha ha ha ha ha and I was like.
Who cares? Yeah.
They do say though, that if they.
Got the decisions they could start and have builders there
within a week. Like immediately start building
they just have to make their. Decisions just get your dumb ass
decision. Just got to put the.
Stamp on that five bedroom. House with a hobby room and a
pantry and a wet bar. Just quit Hemming and hot and
let the bitch do it already. She's a simple woman, simple
taste. Modest, meek and humble.
Selfless with a really, really bad hair and makeup.
Cut to Janelle's house and everyone's getting ready to
attend Logan's high school graduation now This is why I was
singing celebrate good times. Come on, because we're here to
celebrate. And then.
What's the answer to? This is of celebrate.
I don't know. Yeah, as we move on or what's?
The song from me we remember, yeah.
Vitamin C or. Orange Peels or whatever her
name is. I hated that whole thing because
everything was orange with her.
And I'm like, you know, you're gross, but whatever.
That song came out when we were moving from.
Our like very first house when we were moving from Iowa to
Montana as children, and that song, every time it would come
on the radio, my sister would just start bawling and crying
and run away. Sorry, she could not.
Handle it Vitamin C. Gives me.
Mckelty vibes not into. It does tacky.
So now everyone's bustling around Janelle's house, getting
ready to go to Logan's high school graduation.
You know, there's Hemming, hiing, yelling, screaming, blah
blah blah. She tells us that they took a
vacation and got back yesterday.
And so Kody's also filling us in a little bit that, you know, the
other parents didn't know about what time to be there
specifically. Maybe Janelle was a little LAX
on providing details. Maybe Janelle was a little
sensitive to being told that she needed to provide more details.
Like little, who the fuck cares.
But then it turns out later, oh, you know, all right, you did
really need to provide as many details as possible to these
people because they're the Browns.
They apparently don't know how a graduation works.
Yeah, they've. Never been to a graduation.
I guess it is their first child.
It's their first child graduating, but come on.
Everybody kind of knows how to. They have so many siblings of
their own. Shut up.
They have all been to at least one graduation.
I mean, Robyn barely grew up in polygamy.
And Christine is the only one that really did so she would be
the one that you could maybe go all right, like maybe you never
went to a public school graduation.
Even I find that hard to believe.
So I don't know. But Kody tells Janelle that she
needs. To clarify.
For the adults, and she interprets it as a personal
attack, blah, blah, blah. And this was where I was going.
Oh my God, I could never survive
in this house because they yell so much.
There's so much yelling. Get ready.
Do this, blah, blah, blah. Change your pants, change your
hair, change your face. Lose some weight.
Logan in a ditch? Logan's hanging.
Two shirts. Over.
The edge of the stairs, like down the center of the stairs,
yelling which one? And Janelle's like yelling up
that one. Like the one that looks nicer.
And it's like you are literally getting ready for your
graduation and you didn't have the shirt picked out though that
you were going to wear. It is things like that that kind
of blow my mind. We have to leave in 15 minutes.
Hunter's always late. Because he procrastinates and
takes a long time to do his hair.
He takes longer to do his hair than Maddie takes.
And I'm like, my God, this whole thing is just.
Giving me not. Real anxiety, but like the kind
of feel of like I would be the one going, like I can't stay
here anymore, I can't deal with this.
It's too much. Just chaos.
Yeah, you were. You made it nice by saying
bustling around. I was going to say like pure and
utter chaos, madness, madness for sure.
Now we do get an. Update also from Robyn here
about her plan to attend the high school graduation of Mr.
Logan. She says her plan is to
intentionally get there late because Solomon, Solomon,
because Solomon cries a lot. She's got a little colicky baby,
little Sol, little Solomon, little King Solomon cries and
cries and cries and cries. And so she's going to leave late
to get there late. And you pointed out something
that I thought was rather interesting about this plan from
the beginning. Well, Janelle had told Robyn
that it was going. To be a four or five hour
ceremony. So that is why Robyn decided,
OK, if it's a long ceremony, I'm going to show up late.
And my initial thought was, OK dumbass, your name starts with B
Brown. You're going to be at the
beginning of the ceremony. Show up early, watch him walk
and then leave. Don't plan on showing up late.
It's not like their name is halfway through the alphabet or
towards the end of the alphabet.
Then that would have made sense. Yeah, it did not make sense to
come late with. Where's your sister?
What was just around? Where's your your big titty
niece? Where's all these people that
are watching your children? Where are the people that are
raising your kids? Leave your child with that
person. Yeah.
Why are you dragging your baby to this?
And you're going to. Bring a baby late right?
Everyone knows it's hard to show up with a baby anywhere like on
time like anyways so leave at the normal time and you still
will be late because of your baby.
She's such an idiot now. Maddie's.
Skirt comes up because, you know, it's maybe a centimeter
above her kneecap or some sort of thing where Janelle is
convinced that Kody is going to be upset about Maddie's skirt
because it's what a hooker would wear.
Hooker. That's what a street Walker
would. Wear a common whore.
And Logan's like, it's not a party skirt, it's a pencil
skirt. He literally steps in and he's
like mom like. Layoff.
Yeah. It's not a party dress, it's a
pencil skirt. Business Professional.
Yeah, which was the style of this.
Time. Like you'd wear pencil skirt out
to the bar. Say it for the record, I look.
Really good in a pencil skirt. Oh, I'm sure you do.
A party skirt it makes. Me look a little easy.
So I like to go with a pencil skirt, just like Maddie.
Oh God, I take it all back. No, no.
So anyway, stupid. Debacle over nothing.
And it gives Kody an opportunity to talk about modesty and I
don't know that easy to like. Yeah, I know.
Yeah. He's awful.
I've put. Daughters.
To tears saying dads should never see those parts of their
daughters bodies before. Oh my God.
And he's talking about his. Daughters.
Crying and putting him to tears, saying that.
And it's like, that's OK. Are you thinking that that's
like a good thing? Everyone's like, oh, well,
they're girls. They're just sensitive about
that. And it's like, well, not really.
You're just very old school and
they're not dressing any type of way.
And this is my biggest pet peeve.
Like with young women, they're sexualized.
Well, these girls, they're being sexualized from a.
Very, very. Young age women in general, like
I don't even know, like a lot of women could probably tell you
the first time that they noticed a man was looking at their
body and the age would appall you.
And I'm just thinking of his daughters and I'm going to say
it. Maddie has big boobs.
She does. She's very young and she
probably started growing boobs at a young age and people were
probably staring at him from a very young age.
I think they say she's a freshman this year and even she
was wearing like a normal V-neck T-shirt that on a girl
that's less voluptuous, you wouldn't bat an eye at.
Now you put that T-shirt on a girl that has larger boobs and
all of a sudden it becomes a problem and she needs to cover
it up and like shame her body. And it's just like, Kody, shut
the fuck up. Like and you have so many
daughters. They're all going to have
different bodies. They're all going to look
different. You could put a T-shirt on
Maddie and you could put a T-shirt on your other daughter
right next to her, and it could be the same shirt.
And you're going to be OK with one daughter wearing it, but
you're going to shame the other one because she has bigger
boobs. It's like, God, it just goes
into this whole conversation about like misogyny and
sexualizing girls from a young age.
And it's like, you're the one being a pervert here, like, not
them. Agreed.
And. To reemphasize a point that you
had said, these girls are not walking around in like crazy
outfits where you're like, Oh my God, a second Britney Spears
reference for hit me baby one more time.
That is not happening here. We are literally talking about
girls that are like, oh, I decided to maybe have a little
bit of my upper arm show. They're like, how dare you.
Like it's ridiculous. Well, that's why I called out
earlier too. They show.
Maddie, she's talking about the school thing and doing hair, and
then they show a clip of her literally putting her ankles in
the water with her friends. She's wearing like capris and a
basic V-neck. And then they have to cut to the
guy sitting across from her and make it look like he's
looking at her. Nunga nungas.
Yeah. And I'm like, they're doing this
to her and editing on purpose too, to make her look like she's
potentially being a bad girl or she is dressing
provocatively. And it's like, no, she's not.
Like she's a minor and she's high and you are.
Filming it and putting it on television, I mean, I don't
know. But they are like trying to make
her and some of the other daughters seem a certain way.
And just like, in all honesty, the girls in the family that are
older have bigger boobs. They just do they're, you know,
they are a little bit bigger in general and they got bigger
boobs. And there's nothing wrong with
that. And they're just basically
saying like, oh. Yeah, you're being.
Provocative and it's like they're I had a friend in high
school that had really big boobs and from like 6th grade she
had this problem and I always felt so bad for her because me
and her could literally buy the same shirt and people would
treat her differently than me inside just really do feel for
his daughters and they're making jokes about it and he's been
oh, I made my daughter's cry because, you know, I said they
need to go change No, they're you're shaming them for their
bodies and they're probably already embarrassed and
they're going through puberty and you need to let it go and
Kody of course lacks the. Intellect or emotional
understanding, maturity, whatever the word would be to be
like. Oh, the real issue is.
How men look at women, like you're saying like the way that
men treat women, the way that society treats women.
He can't do that. He's like, oh, I have this
religious dogma that makes me yell at my daughters and make
them cry. And I'm proud about it and
talking about it on TV. Like what?
And I got my wife over here in a sausage shirt.
Because she can't show her arms like.
Meanwhile, Robyn's. Selling her?
Jesus poop panties. On the Internet, I know like
double standards much, Kody. Jesus, get it together.
Oh God, oh God, it's true. Let's move on from this, even
though we are scarred. The graduation is happening at
UNLV at an auditorium that's big enough to hold all the
attendees. So yeah, it's not at a high
school. It is at a college, university
campus. Cool.
Whatever. They're pointing that out
because literally we're going to have to talk about Robyn's
arrival and how she's. Unfamiliar.
And you know, it was like finding.
A needle in a haystack trying to find that auditorium.
I'm like, an auditorium is not a needle in a haystack you dumb
bitch. I was stopping people on the
side of the. Road asking college students
where it was, she was said that I was just.
Getting this picture? We're rolling down the minivan
window. Saul in the back crying and
wailing and screaming and she's like, do you know where the
blah blah blah auditorium is? And they're like, like right
there or like take a left and she like takes a right and she's
drive. She drives and takes a right.
Don't worry, that's just my baby salamander.
In the. Back there with my third grade
education, I'm going to take a right here at the.
Sun, she goes left like, Oh my God, she's got to hold her hands
up and make the bed and do the left and right now she's.
Driving, she takes both hands off the wheel to make the bed
she causes. An accident making a.
Left with her hand, she's such.
An. Idiot.
I love that we're just making this up.
She tries to blame Meri, though. She says Meri forgot her camera.
And text me and asked me to go
back and get her camera. So I had to pick up her camera.
God forbid she doesn't have her camera.
To make us take 500 photos. With our chins tilted
differently also like OK yes DSLR cameras.
A certain kind of. Mom, certain kind of time.
Amen. As someone who has taken a
photograph in my day, what kind of photos do you think you're
going to get from 1,000,000 miles away of this graduation?
And this is not the only photo faux pas in this episode.
Going to say it gets worse. It gets even worse.
It's like, what are you thinking you're?
Going to do. Anyway, whatever, because
literally when they get into the auditorium they are in the
nosebleeds. They are up way in the section,
like up in the like elevated seating.
OK, they probably could have at least gotten like a photo of
the back of his blonde head with Meri.
'S camera versus their cell phone cameras, which they
attempt to do, but you know, oh, and maybe they, I don't
remember seeing if the when they were.
Getting their diplomas if they were up on a screen, like if
that was something you could take a photo of.
But it's still just like, as a person who's lived a life, I can
say people that take bad photos.
Of things. That are happening life moments.
I just kind of want to shake them because I'm like, you could
have actually just experienced this.
You documented something so terribly that you're not even
going to be able to enjoy the documentation.
So what's the point? You have an entire camera crew
here with you too. Like take a fucking still of the
TV. Show this is not the only show
where that happens, these reality shows, but they're like,
we've got to film it and I'm like.
They are filming it, Yeah. Like you are literally being
filmed. Anyway, OK, sorry, tangent,
tangent. They go back to the gym and
they're kind of all gathering around and.
Getting into their seats and stuff.
And then we get some voice overs from Kody talking about how
all of these moms raised him and all the moms deserve the
accolades and they're shared between everyone.
And he talks about how Christine basically raised him while
Janelle was out working. Kody said this.
Yeah, Kody, says Christine. Basically raised him while.
Janelle worked. I totally missed that.
That's insane. I wrote the quote down.
Because I was like, that's kind of shit thing to say.
Right. And even though it's kind of
true, you don't really, I mean.
It's way too blanket of a statement like that is not true.
It's yeah, there's probably just
elements of truth to it. It's not completely true.
They. Do make a point.
Of showing Christine talking. About, you know, her bond with
him and how close they were and how she did tutor them and she
homeschooled them and then was a teacher at one of their
schools. Yeah.
So, you know, I'm sure that they were extremely close and that
she. Actually.
Really has been the second mom to him if any of them you know.
So I'm now remembering why I
don't remember. I now remember why I don't
remember, because during this time is.
When they're showing that. Old footage of Logan being a
little boy while Christine's talking about this.
And this is where I got a little emotional for the first time
this episode. I'm a real man.
I'm not afraid to cry. I'm not afraid to wear pink.
It got me in the feels. Like he was such a good little
cutie patootie. And they're like showing these
old videos and photos of him as a little boy.
And I was like, Oh my gosh, like I was a little boy with my
little brothers. And it's just so adorable.
And like there is a special connection between him and
Christine. And it was great to actually
hear her talking about that. I liked it.
And it's funny because it's hot off the heels of everyone in
the stands waiting for the ceremony to begin and Kody
talking about giving Robyn directions to the fucking
place on the phone. And it's like, Oh my God, this
is so cringe. But at least there was a cute
moment of Logan as a little boy. It was really cute and I think
that I got emotional at the same time.
Because of the quote that Kody said.
And it's like Janelle, you know, has been the working mom like
the entire time and she's been billed as the working mom for
this entire show. And so for him to say that and
kind of take it away from Janelle, I feel like if I was
her, I would feel a little hurt by that statement, even if it is
true because I'm a mom that works.
And I don't want to feel like my daycare is more of a mom to my
child than I am. And I know this is a different
situation completely, but like, I kind of got emotional too
because it's like you're watching Janelle like slowly get
more emotional as she is like, you know, preparing for him to
walk across the stage and then walking.
And I don't know, it's just kind of like Kody's just so fucking
insensitive sometimes. And he just says these big
blanket statements where it's like, it's just, it's just
insensitive and he needs to kind of think of his wording more.
And he just never will. He never does.
He never will. And they pull quotes like that
from him. And I hope that they never
actually did sit down and watch the episodes, because there
would be no wonder why they. All.
Fucking hate him so much, you know, like it would have
happened sooner, yeah. It would have happened even
sooner. If they had seen some of these
things that he says, yeah. So cringe.
Christine basically raised him while Janelle worked.
OK, terrible. Like.
Fuck off. OK.
And it's just so unnecessary. It's about a it's like a lot of
the things that he has said. Yeah, in this.
Show where it's it's just unnecessary throw away comments.
Are you even saying this?
Yeah, that he and Robyn throw away.
They have a special bond. And Speaking of Robyn.
She's like I got. Lost.
This is where she was. Saying I'm stopping students
and. You know where?
The auditorium. Is and they're like, ma'am, are
you OK? She's like, hold on.
She like. Moves her square draw to the
left. And she's like, hold on.
Left OK, I'm making the L Saul keep it down back there like Oh
my God, this woman is on disaster and I can't get over
the idea of her thinking she should come late.
It's just irritating, so irritating.
Do you really think that she thought she should run late, or
did she really just want attention?
That's what I want to know because like Kody says that too,
Robyn's running late and it's diploma time and I got to go get
her. Oh God, of course you do, Kody.
Of course you have to go and save.
Robyn and potentially. Miss your first borns
graduation, high school graduation because you're
chasing Robyn down who can't figure out which direction's.
Left like she's an idiot and they transition into this part
of the ceremony where they're receiving diplomas.
And I noted for the class of 2012, in case anyone is, you
know, not remembering what year we're in.
It's 2012. Kody literally gets up out of
his seat to go find Robyn, and it's great because no, no, it's
terrible. But it's great as far as footage
because there is someone far back.
There's someone on the other side of wherever would like a
turbo zoom lens who's like in it, and he's going up the stairs
in this auditorium, those concrete stairs level by level
by level bumper Durber Dur running up to go find Robyn and
Christine and Janelle are both talking about Kody being gone,
talking about how they're texting him to come back because
it's like, hello, things have started.
Things are happening. Our child who has AB last name,
the same last name you have is going to be early in the thing.
Oh, God. And I just thought to myself,
well, at least his ass wasn't sweaty this time.
As he was running up those stairs, unlike those Mayan
ruins. I sweat my pants, Mayor.
Thank God he didn't do it in. Front of this auditorium of.
Teenage children. Logan doesn't have enough to be
embarrassed about. He's got his dad's sweaty.
Ass in this fucking. Auditorium that Swash back down
here, Kody, you're going to miss it.
And Kody does get. Back in time for this though,
right? Like when they actually.
Announce Logan Taylor Brown. Kody is back like they'd show
him. Shuffling, getting back into his
seat, he made it back, back in time to shame.
To shame Maddie for recording. It I didn't catch what was the
problem with Maddie recording? It Kody is like.
Maddie, are you? Recording this and it's like
obviously. She's recording it.
She's got, like, the little camcorder that's probably, like,
the size of two bricks taped together right in front of her
face. Yeah.
And he's like, don't stand up.
Don't embarrass him. OK, Dad, you're the one standing
up and running. Up the stairs to go.
And get your fourth wife. But OK, I won't embarrass him
sitting here recording him. Oh my God, that's good.
And I mean if. He did.
Have the swan. Pass.
That would have made it that much harder.
But like it's like. I wish that he did.
I really wish he did. Now this is where another little
heartbreak. Moment comes in.
Oh God. So they announced, like I said,
Logan Taylor Brown, he gets his diploma.
It's a little old school in the sense that he walks and he
meets up with a woman and puts his arm like this and she puts
her arm in his and they walk down and I'm like, why is it
gender related? Like that makes me want to puke.
But that's OK. Let's not get distracted by my
own anger and hurt. Janelle tells us that she missed
the moment of Logan getting his diploma.
Because she was. Trying to get her phone camera
up and ready to take a photo. She was fat finger in her phone
and she couldn't get the fucking camera up fast.
Enough. And she was looking at her phone
and missed him walking across the stage.
Oh God. And my heart broke for her.
It was so sad, it actually. Was really.
Sad and Maddie. Is being a little bitch and
starts. Laughing at her?
Oh, I didn't notice that. She starts laughing and she's
like mom. And Janelle was like of.
Course Maddie had to give me hell about it or something.
And then Kody's laughing at Janelle too.
And so Kody and Maddie are laughing that she missed it.
And then Kody's like, I didn't know if she was crying because
she was like happy or if she was crying, she was upset.
It's like, of course you didn't douche Canal right?
And I remember I said out loud, well, both she's.
She's emotional because her son, her first born, is graduating
from high school. And she's.
At the graduation, and she's also upset because she missed
the moment because she was fat fingering her phone.
You know, it's like she was on the verge of tears getting out
of that desk. And now the tears are coming.
The tears are coming. She said she was mad and she was
devastated. She said she was devastated,
like girl, that sucks. That was that was hard to watch.
I felt like the tears were you could see that she was like
doing that thing of like, don't let it, don't let it, don't let
it, don't let it. And then it like they welled up
and then you could see the tears and I was like, oh God, I felt
for her so much in that. I did too 'cause then Robyn's
dumb ass walks in right when all that.
Happens like right after all that happened. 1015 minutes
later Robyn comes trotting in and she's mad and Kody's like
Robyn's like a wet blanket coming in and it's like, this
isn't about you guys, it's about him.
And like oh I've got one wife that's late so she's mad and
I've got one wife that fat fingered her phone and she's sad
and this is about him and he's not wrong.
You're not wrong in this moment, Kody, you're not wrong.
But maybe just shut the fuck up again.
When Robyn, Yes. Gets to the aisle and she's
walking and Christine was like, I'm going.
To give her her space, like I'm not going to like be too into
it. And you can see when Robyn sits
down, she like like Meri must have said something about Saul
and she's just like giving the baby to Meri, just like you
could see her John hinge and move forward and it's like she's
like Johnny Bravo. She's yes, she's fucking pissed
now I. It would be.
Remiss of me? It would be a crime against
humanity if I didn't talk about my favorite shot thus far.
Favorite cameras. Oh God.
Married with that ambulance in season 1.
The fake, the sound, the siren.
When Robyn arrives at the top of the inside of this auditorium
slash Coliseum, she's at the top of the stairs.
So this is what's so great the this.
Camera that's off in the. Distance that caught Kody
running up the stairs has now zoomed in on her and it's not
well lit because it's at the top of the stairs, but it's the
digital camera is still picking up enough of her where it's like
dark but she you can still see all of her and she looks like a
serial killer. She looks insane.
She looks like a psycho. She's standing at the top of the
stairs holding Saul like, you know, the little baby devil that
he is. And she's like looking and and
seething and it's. Like, Oh my God.
This woman I was, I would have loved to have seen someone just
like push her down the stairs at that point because it was
unbelievable. Unbelievable.
I didn't know that I could hate Robyn any more than I already
did. And as she walked down the
stairs, I don't know if you heard this, but I heard she.
Was straight up nuts looking. And then of course, they cut to
her and she's like. It just hits me, you missed it.
I'm like, you missed Dad, you
fucking. Idiot.
It's like you missed it, it sounded like.
That guy that does Harry Carey, whatever his name is, you
missed it. Like Oh my God, yes, you missed
it. Oh God.
And after she sits down, we talked about they can all sense
how mad she. Is.
And Janelle's like, well, we were all frustrated and we
weren't interacting. And I was like, yeah, they all
look pissed. No one is talking.
Yeah, I'm thinking to myself, they need to get it.
Together to be. Celebrating Logan like this is
Logan's celebration and they all are a bunch of grown up
fucking babies sit in a row, poopy faced, all mad about
everything. And it's like, it's just kind of
reminded me of some of the family things I've had.
And not to make it all about me, but it sucks when you're doing a
thing, you're having a moment, you're like, whatever.
Luckily he didn't have to see this in person.
I was going to say, look. Luckily, he didn't just look up
and like, smile back at them and they're.
Like no OK, and they all look pissed.
It's like y'all Kody did. Say like to Kody's credit, this.
One time.
He did say I was like, OK everyone like we got wet blanket
energy here and we need to shake it off.
It's about him, not us. And he did say that, but that
was a voiceover. So did he really say that or did
he say that after the fact when he realized how right they were
acting like someone shit in their Cheerios 'cause when they
showed the clip of them like he didn't look like he was being
all like you guys? Let's turn these He was not.
He was sitting in the middle of them, straightforward, trying
not to. Get.
Kicked in the Dick. Yeah, yeah, it's true.
It's funny because the only one.
That probably. Wasn't.
Upset was Meri at the end and it's like, what a turn of
events. Meri's not crying and freaking
out and being upset because no one's it's not her.
There's nothing. She's sitting down there looking
pretty. Like, like Robyn brought me my
camera. I'm cool.
Give me Solomon. And I'm Robyn in trouble for one
baby God. She's like, oh God, this wet.
Bar this wet part, part of me wonders if this wasn't Robyn's
bright idea to be late, but if it was?
Kody telling her, well, you should just come later then
because you're going to have to bring Saul and he's not going to
sit well through this. So maybe part of the reason that
Robyn is so mad because she actually is mad.
I agree. She looks so she looks literally
pissed off. I don't think this was.
A ploy to get attention. When they showed.
It in the preview I thought. This dumb bitch is trying to
make this about her. She is going to be like the Oh
no I need Kody's attention to help me get directions.
Oh no woe is me damsel in distress.
I don't think it was that situation.
I think she was just dumb enough to not be able to find where she
was going and I think Kody probably told her or agreed with
her that she should show up late.
So I think she's actually really mad at Kody because there's some
reason that he factored into her being late.
She missed it and I think it's more important that.
The whole thing is happening then that she missed Logan's
graduation. I think so too.
I think she's upset that this is happening and Kody probably.
Made the suggestion. Or didn't talk her out of it
when he should have. Yeah, you're right.
Oh God, fuck Kody. As per usual, they go outside.
Of the auditorium. Now they're all like meeting up
afterwards and Janelle is wearing a red shirt with a pink
flower lay. And I noticed it the whole time.
But then I really noticed it
because they they meet up with Logan and they're all taking
photos together and all the moms are getting in the picture
with Logan and Janelle is wearing a red shirt and a pink
lay like she just got off a plane in Hawaii.
I didn't. I know.
I remember the red shirt, the pink.
Clay didn't stand out to me. Is there a reason?
Like, is UNLV some sort of like?
I was like, is this in solidarity for something?
Is this like a mom of the graduating class and then no one
else had one? Well, it's certainly not for
their mascot. So we know that's the balls with
the hat on. Oh yeah, it's the balls with the
prospecting hat on, yeah. So you know, it could have been
a thing like if you're a. Mother of a graduate, you get a
lay, But why would that even be a thing in the middle of the
desert? And why would you wear it?
Photos I don't quite follow. We get a spotlight moment from
Logan where he's talking about being ready to start his life.
And I was so excited for him because I was just like, yes, he
doesn't care terribly about graduating, but it really
mattered to him that his family was there for the ceremony
itself. So while he's sharing that, I
also kind of wonder, like, do most high school seniors really
care about their family being there?
Probably not that much, but also maybe yes.
And so for them to have been so fucked up and pissed and
ridiculous, yeah. I mean, my parents didn't come
to my college graduation. They went to fucking bingo,
like, insane. And when I called him out about
it because I was like, well, I guess I didn't tell you and
pressure you to come. I just assumed you'd want to.
My mom literally said, well, I just thought if we won money,
then I would give it to you. And I'm like, oh, swear to God,
swear to God, hand on Bible. So when you have those kind of
experiences with your parents, yeah, it just kind of makes you
lose respect. And I just felt bad for him
because I think he probably was feeling like it would be great
if they were there and they cared and it was all
overshadowed by stupid bullshit. My biggest nightmare would be
like, oh I'm going to my kids show.
Let's say. Let's say they're as wonderful
as I. Was at.
Singing and they decide that they're going to be, you know,
in a show and I happen to have to pee at the exact time that
their solo is. I'm going to be that mom.
That's like trying not to, like, pee your pants because I want to
see it. Yeah.
Or like if I were to get up to go to the bathroom, God forbid,
I missed that like 1 moment, you know, type of thing.
And that's why I'm saying like for Janelle, I was heartbroken
for her when that happened. And it, it's upsetting, you
know, when there are just parents that don't think that
these things are big deals in it.
God. And so if you want, even as like
the person who's graduating, the person who's doing the
thing, you might not. Even know it's a big deal until
you realize they didn't even watch.
They didn't even come. They were fighting about stupid
shit till you look back and then it's like that's what was
happening. But I would like.
My point is that at. Least if he watched this.
Footage back he'll realize how upset his mom was that that this
was going on and how emotional she was It wasn't like a God
damn it and now it wasn't like a oh, I know I'm mad and like she
wasn't mad. She was genuinely like upset and
heartbroken, which is a different reaction than like
anger, which I don't know I think it reads different right.
I think absolutely, absolutely.
And to have heard what Christine was saying about.
Him would have been heart warming as well.
She was so kind about his upbringing and everything.
Yeah, we have one of the stranger transitions in Sister
Wives history at. This point.
Where now we're going to have Meri visiting her younger sister
Elaine and it's like, where the fuck did this come from?
All of a sudden. Meri's like so I decided to pop
in and visit my sister Elaine. And she's like literally like
walking up the front steps and Elaine opens the door and it's
like greetings, salutations. And it's like what the fuck?
There was no way coming up later like.
To be like. There was no foreshadowing that
this was going to happen. All of a sudden, Meri's visiting
Elaine and Elaine just had a baby now.
They both struggled with the fertility issues, but Elaine has
had a baby and so Meri wanted to talk to her about it.
What stood out to me immediately was that Elaine looks.
Like. Leon, but just with like thick
trimmed glasses. And then she starts talking and
she sounds like Leon. And I was like, Oh my God.
Like it's so weird when someone looks more and sounds more like
a girl or an aunt or a grandparent than their actual
parent. It's like, this is weird.
This is weird. But then you see where it comes
from, right? Did we mention Elaine is five
years younger? We did not.
No, but she is. I think that's important
because. You know they're talking about
their fertility. Issues and that they've broke,
they've both struggled with fertility issues and that Elaine
just had a baby. Yes, like a newborn.
Meri's over there to visit Elaine and talk about fertility
and hold the newborns, see the baby.
They show Kody and Meri sitting on the couch, and they're
cutting between their interview and this visit with Elaine.
And Kody says that Meri's indecision trifles with his, and
his indecision then trifles with Meri's.
Yeah, trifling, trifling, trifling.
And I was. Curious, I'm like, is this the?
Correct use of that term. And I don't.
Even know. I can't even say.
I mean, is it right to say that the decision is trifling
against another one? No.
All I think is like you trifling little us.
I know I'm like I. Feel like trifling?
Is a word I've heard about, like.
I'll mannered people in music like that girl's a trifling hoe
or something. Like I don't even know what that
means. No, it was funny.
Talk it up to us both being kind of like Robyn.
In our own ways. I suppose now Elaine says that
maybe Meri is ready for the. Next phase of her life.
Maybe she is ready to have a baby, which Oh my God, what?
Meri's like borderline elderly at this point.
Like that's what I'm saying. She's five years younger than
her and even I'm. Not going to lie, even Elaine
looks a little older to have a newborn.
Yes, agreed. So agreed.
She does say that she doesn't. See the desire in.
Meri anymore like she did even a few months ago, which got me
to thinking that maybe the whole desire in Meri to have a baby
had more to do with the fact that Robyn was pregnant and
getting attention and then baby Saul was born and oh, he's
getting all this attention, this baby attention.
And so maybe a couple of months ago, when she saw the desire in
Meri's eyes, it was more related to that.
And now that's like petered out again because she's like, Oh
no, no, I don't want that. Right Robyn, volunteering
surrogacy off her. When she had saw.
So this was already, you know, bubbling under, percoling up as
a thing before that. But then yes, because Robyn is
the hot new thing, even though she is cold, old and not a
thing. And then you've got Meri seeing
that Kody's giving all this attention to A.
Newborn in. Ways that he never has with
other children. I don't think the other wives
would probably say he always shows up with the newborn and
always does whatever. Like that was something they
would have said in season 1 as a voiceover moment.
But in all reality, no. And then Robyn with his little
perfect Angel saw. So I'm sure, you know, Kody was
floating around and Meri was like, oh, that totally makes
sense. Yeah.
I think that she was like jealous of the attention and
that it made her for. Blip in time, think about the
prospect of it again and rose colored glasses, you know, maybe
this is something that I should want or could want or do want.
Well, plus babies, you know, kind of do make you want to have
a baby, you know, a little. Bit like, you don't even need to
be a woman and have the biological clock thing going,
but like you could be like, yeah, yeah, it's fucking cute
and like whatever. Even if it's Solomon for sure.
I used to before having kids when some.
Of my friends would have them. I'd be like, oh, I can.
My joke was my ovaries are crying like, oh, I, you know,
can feel the little twinge like that.
I want one. And so I could see that being
kind of the time that she was thinking about it more.
But her sister probably knows her better than Kody does,
especially after the passing of their other sister.
They probably have bonded and gotten very close.
And if they've both had infertility issues, they've
probably spoken ad nauseam about this, right?
They probably shared. Yeah.
So the fact that she is saying this and.
Sees. In Meri that she is not on this
page anymore, this chapter of her life is maybe over, and that
Kody can't see that there's stuff going on with the
miscommunication. And between.
Her and Kody in this issue. Yeah, as we know, Meri says
something really idiotic at one point.
She says we've tried everything but in vitro and then it's
like, girl, like, no, that means you have not tried everything.
The only thing we haven't tried is in vitro, right?
It's ridiculous. It's like.
Now that means that, well, what we?
Really know is you and your husband have sex like once or
twice a year? Once a year.
And you have not tried in vitro.
So what have you been trying? Like she's a liar and a fraud.
We've been showing up to the doctor's office, Chris.
Doesn't that count with the camera crew?
I've been crying on film a lot about it.
Like that's what. They show they show clips of
them at these doctor's office appointments.
From the show, Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
And yet they have pulled no. Triggers, but they've tried
everything except Kody's like I haven't shot AI was going to say
a load. I haven't blew my load in that
and four score and 70 years ago. I pushed my seed in that hole in
a. Long.
Time like Oh my God, Kody. And understandable, Elaine tells
her. Maybe you should try it again
and then marry hymns and haws and hymns and.
Haws and said a bunch of. Shit that I don't even care
about. I mean, I don't even know.
She said that she's been trying to get everyone's opinion on the
situation. And that she's just really
thinking that maybe she just needs gods, right?
I'm trying to figure it out. I'm getting people's opinions.
And Kody says to her, why don't you just get God's opinion?
I'm like. And she goes.
I'm trying. It's like get.
God's. Opinion isn't that really just
saying pray, which for some people means asking a voice in
their head and then having their head tell them something.
I mean, you know, like I don't even want to like dog on
spiritual people or. Religious.
Folk or anything like that. It's just like the way that this
is being talked about. It's like getting God's opinion.
Yeah, I think that the thing.
Probably most people. Would say is like meditate on
it, sit with it. In silence.
And think about it. If that voice in your head
speaks to you and says that you should do it, that's God
answering you. Yeah, absolutely.
And like everybody's idea of that is different.
But the way. They're talking about this is
pushy and not spiritual. And so that's where the like
discombobulation is with the conversation.
Like. It would be spoken about
differently and most like spiritual conversation.
Like legitimate. I don't even want to say
legitimate but like actually spiritual.
Things. Yeah.
Why don't you just get God's opinion?
Are you fucking kidding when she says I'm trying?
I was so distracted by her crazy face, her insane makeup and
her Keith Urban hair. I was like, what is going on
here? Like why do you look like this
and why is this happening? Yeah, she says it in this like
angry whining voice that I'm. Trying and she does this like
Cat in the hat face, you know where they get like the severe
lines that drag down next to their mouth and looks like Cat
in the hat with the makeup on. It's insane.
She looks nuts. She looks unhinged.
Yes, this whole interview is like the worst I think I've ever
seen her look. And it is the spray tan that has
settled into the crevices and the expression lines.
And then she's a very expressive person anyway with her mouth
and eyebrows, and so it's just nauseating to watch her face.
Is giving you like motion sickness?
It's moving too much. It is.
She needs a lot of. Botox a lot less spray tan.
She looks like a troll makeup. She looks terrible, like I
don't. Even I don't even want.
To pick on like someone for their appearance because you.
Can't help the way that you look, but all of these things
are things that she's like kind of done to herself and she is
angry and she's not like. Tempering.
Herself, and not that you should have to like rein it in
girlfriend, but at the same time, this isn't your first
rodeo. You're on camera and you are
making yourself look like a fucking troll under a bridge
that is having a fit because someone didn't answer your
Riddle correctly to cross the bridge.
But they're trying to. She's going to kick Kody off
that bridge. I'm trying.
And another Oh God.
There's so many golden. Moments from her we.
Get another arbitrary date well before that I.
Don't feel like this is like choosing.
What color car I should buy? Girl, no one is insinuating that
you deciding whether you should have it.
Well, no, OK, it is Kody Brown, but you know, no one's saying
it's like picking the color car you want to buy.
Like, bitch, why are you coming up with these things?
Like, I guess it might be the pressure, I don't know.
But it's she's cracking. She's she's cracking all over
the place. Yeah.
Got so many. Cracks this.
Cracks everywhere. God.
Meri.
Good. God, Meri, this.
Is where I started getting. Really, really mad at Kody.
Yes. So he sets another arbitrary
date with her. Yeah.
And he says in two months it's a no or it's a yes.
Apparently they've got a big work thing coming up.
They're going to be super busy with work.
And in two months it's a nowhere, it's a yes.
And Kody says I'm going to have more kids, so I'm all right
saying that I'm all done, I'm all good.
He literally makes a washing of the hands motion and like
flicks his hands down and says, so you need to decide if I'm
OK not having a baby or if I'm going to go all in.
And then he says he's making her sign a contract.
Yep, I'm closing the deal now. You're going to sign the
contract. Yes or no?
Yeah, two months yes or no? I need to get 1 closed.
Today I was wondering if this two-month thing, because now we
get a reference. To the closing of the houses,
right, so we talk about buying the homes and I'm wondering if
there's more than just the homes with this business talking I
think he's talking about a sale that he's been trying to close
with the. Job because he says I need to
get 1 closed today exactly like I'm going to get it out of you
if I couldn't get it out of a client right and that's where I
was connecting the dots with like closing on a home like.
There's all of these things happening that they're not
telling us. I think he's talking about
closing on a deal and because then they're going into like.
You've got until the move, we've got all this work that we've
got to settle, we've got this big whatever coming up with
work. Like they're referencing
something very vaguely with work and how it's going to be really
busy the next one or two months because of the house and because
of work. And then there becomes this
moment of them kind of going through this.
Conversation where I don't know what the crux, what I feel like
they might have cut something out because he's like, can we
get through our busy work over the next two months and then
make a decision? So it's like you were the one
pushing for the closing of the deal and now you're going, well,
we actually are busy and there's deals to close.
So can we discuss? Can we make this decision in a
couple months? And maybe it was just him
defaulting to giving her a little, you know, flexibility,
giving her the gift of time, blah, blah, blah.
But I kind of suspect there's something that I'm missing or
something was going on. And so they land on the.
End of the year. Basically, he says, you've got
until the end of the year. That's it.
You might feel different when we move into the homes.
And she goes. That's.
What I've been thinking, yeah, I've been thinking I might feel
different when I get into the home, right?
No, he just suggested that. And so now you're going to go
along with it. That was.
So the vibe, that's what I've been thinking it's.
Like that's not what? That didn't even cross your
fucking mind. He said it and you're like,
that's it. Which is in the midst of tears
and breakdown like these people are.
So dysfunctional. It's gotten very heated and like
worked up through this conversation and she's.
Kind of like hunched over and crying.
And I, I thought by the end of this episode, the way she was
crying, I was like, maybe she does really want a baby.
I'd go back and forth because she has these times where she's
so emotional about it. And this was a moment where it
started out really dumb and I was like, Oh my God.
And then she's comparing it to a car and all this shit.
But then by the end, like she seems to have like cracked
through that facade and that she's actually like really
crying about this. But then I think, and I'm like,
is it because she's sad about the baby?
Or is it because she's literally cracking because she's over this
conversation and being beaten with it like this and that it
just happened yet again and there's all these people
standing around watching it and like, is it the pressure or is
it the baby that you're upset about?
My gut at the time was thinking it was the pressure particularly
linked. With Kody like, being like, I
feel like she doesn't know whether this is going to get his
approval. Or his love.
In the way that she wants it. You know, like if she says yes,
that she might get that, but I don't know that she wants that.
I think she knows that he's like
falling out of love with her, that he doesn't really care
about her in the way that she wants him to.
And so this is a fix, but she knows it's not a real fix, but
the wrong one. Maybe she might not.
Actually be consciously aware of what I'm saying.
But she it's bubbling. Under it also reminded me of the
thoughtful potterer and how her indecision to pick a fucking
color to put on a pot. Like this woman can wax and wane
and hem and Haw and I don't even know the bedrooms and the wet
bar and the baby and the color of my car.
And it's like, bitch, when you think about it right now, maybe
the upheaval in the move to Vegas was a lot and stuff, but
by the time we're in Season 5, this bitch has a life of what?
She's sitting around doing what?
Hawking products and. Doing what like?
I just kind of feel like she can't make a decision or
something. There's something going on with
that too. An element of that maybe.
Like, yeah, she's been dragging him on for forever about it,
saying. And dangling this over his head,
then this is something she might do to keep his attention
and to keep his like, eye. And there's a disingenuous on
her. A disingenuous thing.
With her, but also with him. Both of them.
With both of them. He's talking about it like,
yeah, I mean, I really. I really.
Would. Support your decision if that
was your decision, you know what I mean?
Like he's not being like, babe, I really would love to have a
child if you really want to. Like he doesn't say that.
No, he literally says I'm going to have more kids so.
I'm all. Right, saying I'm all good,
right? The washing of the hands, the
washing of the. Hands movement that he made
unbelievable. I would have stood up and
slapped him in the ass. And been like.
I'm done. I'm done.
You're literally telling me that?
You've got. Another prized mayor that you're
going to breed. So it doesn't matter if I say
yes or no. Oh, that prized mayor.
She's got a beautiful job. Yeah.
Well, and that. Could be part of the reason that
Leon's so pissed too. In the other episode, because
Leon's been drug through this too and wanting a sibling, and
Meri's probably been lying to Leon saying, well, we're trying,
we're talking about it, We're trying.
Just like with the houses, how they lie to these children so
many times that they have them, then they don't, then they have
them, then they don't. It's they do it with everyone in
their lives. They're doing it with their
partner, they're doing it with the kids, they're doing it like
with themselves. It's like this fucked up lying
game that they play. Totally.
That does make sense with Leon's upsettedness.
Like. They probably are going like, I
can't even get a straight fucking answer.
Like the frustration level is beyond even just like
emotionalness. It's like, my God, yeah,
everyone in this family fucking lies.
And it's about big things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally dishonest. It's about life decisions that
are like. Life changing decisions.
Yeah, children, marriage, moving, blah blah blah.
Kody says I understand. I'm.
Sorry. And I was like, is he winning an
award for this? What's going on?
Cool. Cool.
Where we supposed to?
Yeah, I accept your apology. Cool, cool, cool.
We're all good. Here I know we're cool like
where he's like, but honestly, Kody, what colored car should?
I get fucking disaster. She's a disaster.
And she responds. I don't think you do.
When he says he understands, I don't think you do.
And then that's the end of the episode.
My God, can't even with these people.
Can't even. A lot to talk.
About and then ends with Meri saying I don't think you
understand. And it's true.
He doesn't he doesn't want to, he doesn't care.
He does not care. Now, darling, I believe it's
your. Turn to start us.
Off with your mustard seed. Let's start with mustard seed
because shit stain is going to be good.
So let's start with mustard seed.
OK, I. I'm going to give my.
Mustard seed. To.
Janelle for multiple reasons, of course #1.
I. Feel her pain.
Now. With the.
Wet bar, 5 bedroom situation and I'm on her side now.
I think that Meri's being selfish and I think that Janelle
did a very good job of holding her tongue every single time
that it was brought up in this episode.
She threw her eyes down, and she bore holes.
Into the ground. With her laser eyes and she shut
her mouth. So she gets props for being able
to shut her mouth. I couldn't.
Have done it. Are they real props for that?
Probably not, because she probably should have spoken up.
Nobody in this family ever does
so take that or leave that, it is what it is.
I also give her props for being a good mom and supportive of
her son and I just feel for her with the trying to get a photo
thing. I think she kind.
Of realized a little bit too late that oh shoot, Meri doesn't
have her camera and I need to get a photo and like was doing
the dumb like trying to get it up quickly thing and like, you
know that it was over and so I feel really bad for her and then
when the pressure's done so you can't even you're like, I
should be able to do this when they.
Showed her because the camera that was like a cross that was.
Getting like the good, you know, far away shots that you were
saying showed her in that moment too, struggling with her
phone. And you could literally see her
fat thumbing it, trying to get it, like, up.
And the shock on her face when she realized she missed it.
The camera caught all of it. Yeah.
But I have to say I do think that she is a good mom.
And I think that her heart showed through in this episode.
So she gets my mustard seed.
That is a good choice. And I fullheartedly support that
choice. I think I in this episode am
going to give my mustard seed to Logan because it is his
graduation that is a big thing about this episode.
I liked the flashbacks that made me emotional.
I liked him getting ready for the graduation, eating a bowl of
cereal or something and being like, mom, it's a pencil skirt.
Like, come on, you know, that was good.
And even his reference to like, I'm done with high school.
I'm going to live my. Life.
And I love that energy from like an 817 eighteen year old going
into the world being like, I'm ready for my next chapter.
I love that it's, I find that so much more appealing than the
like, I just don't know and I just don't know whatever.
Like he's enthusiastic about his future and I think that's
great. I love that.
I hope you're ready to reveal your shit stain.
Oh, as long as it looks like Jesus, this is it.
Put it on display. Put it on a billboard.
Who is your shit stain? I'm going to say that my shit
stain. Is Kody Brown?
I know. OK.
It's between Meri and him. And.
I'm going to choose him because of his comment that he made
about that. He knows he's going to have more
kids, so he's all right. If she's done, wash his hands of
it. Absolutely.
That was a gross. Thing to say to her.
It was so. Uncomfortable to watch?
Yeah, and then he talked about the girl's clothes.
Towards the beginning. Middle of the episode.
And then he at the very beginning of the episode started
out strong with the narcissism and dressing in a suit for his
children's teachers to show off. I don't fucking know, Parent
teacher conferences got to wear a whole suit.
Oh my God. So yeah, all of his.
Colors were shining on through. During this episode.
But. The biggest one being his true
love for Robyn and the fact that she was going to bear him more
children so he didn't really care if Meri wanted to anymore
or not. And he literally said it.
She didn't even hide it. Nope, didn't even mince words
also. To.
Add on to your. Case as the, you know,
assistant. DA.
Yes, he totally told Robyn to come late with that fucking baby
I. Think he did?
You are. Right.
About that I. Think he did?
Of course he did the. Way her jaw.
Was set. It was.
Down and. Out there was.
Something else there, like you could have put a diamond in.
There and it would. Have squished.
Yeah, so good choice. OK, I'm a little surprised that
one of your runner UPS wasn't Robyn, because I shouldn't say
surprised. Robyn's so terrible.
But we can't, you know, it's against the rules of nature and
God and all of that to give more than one shit stain per
person. And I am going to select your
other runner up. Meri, Meri.
Quite contrary.
You know, I have given you so many mustard seeds at this show.
Humiliated, embarrassed, shamed.
My family, ruined my future to give you all these mustard
seeds. And then this episode I.
Have to give you the. Greasiest, least Jesus looking
shit stain I've ever seen. Her shit stain looks like Satan.
There's Satan in that shit
stain. The bitch is out of control.
The five bedrooms, the wet bar, the crying, the comparing
giving birth to picking a color of a car.
It's just a lot. The manipulation she started
using. The tactic of the fewer children
as a manipulation in this episode and it was so apparent.
Yes, she literally has lines where it's like.
You just said this out loud and it's filmed and you're not even
saying immediately afterwards like I didn't mean that or like,
Oh my God, I'm just, I'm talking nonsense because I'm crazy.
Like, no, you're just a crazy bitch.
Then the faces, the makeup, the eyebrows, the hair, the
clothes, just like every there was like, what was the
redeeming quality for me? She.
Did hold Solomon for a. Minute so that's cool.
It's just terrible. Meri, you have earned this shit
stain and I hope you smell it. You 2 deserve each other.
She admitted she didn't need the other room and Kody admitted.
He didn't need her womb. There you go, both of these shit
stains at the end deserve each other.
Oh my God that's so good. Even though they don't end up
together. Worthy up Meri, worthy up our
keep. Sweet moment this.
Week comes to us from Apple Podcasts and it is a review left
by user Smimberly. Now when I first saw this, I
asked you, Kimberly, I said is this you Smimberly?
And you said no no, Smimberly says, crying, laughing.
How do you know when you found a gem of a podcast when it's
late at night, you can't sleep and you wake your husband up
by snort, laughing and literally shaking the bed trying to
control your laughter. That's how every episode is
hilarious. Thank you for making my day.
That. Much better now, I have to say
smemberly. Thank you for the five stars,
thank you for the glowing praise, which I will accept 100%
and Kimber will accept less than 100%, but I will gladly accept
it. Just.
Thank you from the bottom of my broken heart.
Also, I hope you agree that Meri deserves a shit stain and Kody
deserves a shit stain. And I hope you agree with our
mustard seeds this week. Smimberly Snoo, snar snow.
Snonderful Snie snub Snoo that.
Was good.