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Let me call you sweetheart. 
I'm in love with you. 

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What does the nanny do? 
OK, so we're done. 

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Goodbye. 
You. 

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Shut it off. 
Do not twist my words. 

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Do not make me a victim. 
Sweetie. 

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Just look at the mountain. 
That's what you saw that day. 

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Just the knife in the kidneys 
over all these years and the 

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sacrifices that I made to love 
you. 

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Welcome back everyone to my 
Sister Wives podcast. 

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I'm Chris. 
I'm Allie. 

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Welcome, welcome. 
Hello, hello. 

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The title of this 4th episode is
Third Wife in Labor. 

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So, you know, obviously based on
that, we're thinking we're going

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to see Christine giving birth to
Truly, who we know is a woman 

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and is coming out of her vagina 
or wherever she's coming out of 

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and her name is Truly. 
And we already know that. 

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Or wherever she's coming out of.
Thank you, Chris. 

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Groundbreaking. 
You never know, you know? 

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I know there are more than one 
option, but. 

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Well, they're just very 
contemporary. 

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They know the gender, they know 
the name. 

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They're they're, they're more 
contemporary than me. 

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At the beginning of the episode,
they're doing that kind of 

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montage like things that are 
coming up on this episode. 

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And one of the clips, I don't 
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someone talks about how the baby
isn't breathing. 

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And it's so eye roll to me 
because they're using this 

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salacious clip as like a 
cliffhanger thing for like you 

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have to watch the episode and it
feels very disingenuous. 

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It feels like it doesn't go with
anything else that's happening. 

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And it's like we're here to 
cause the drama. 

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And then it cuts into the intro 
where the wives introduce 

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themselves but it's or say their
tag lines or whatever but I 

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don't know, it felt weird to me.
Oh, I missed that. 

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But now that you say, yeah, I 
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accurate description of what 
happened, clearly. 

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So I don't know where those 
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how. 
But no, that's not what 

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happened. 
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And like, was Janelle just 
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previous miscarriage or some 
sort of other situation and they

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just used it for this scenario? 
It's like that's cheap and then 

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it's never even used again. 
Is it used again? 

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I don't. 
Maybe it was more so that she 

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was saying she was explaining 
that she was happy Christine had

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decided to have the baby in the 
hospital because what if the 

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baby isn't breathing? 
OK, I think maybe that's what it

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was. 
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like, OK, this. 
If this is what was going to 

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actually happen in this episode,
the whole intro would be 

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different. 
Like give me a break. 

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Great editing. 
Great. 

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Wonderful. 
Pull a monkey. 

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You guys are great. 
You guys are great. 

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So the episode starts with 
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going to the Doctor like they're
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Oh, but they pan through the 
house 1st and they got that crib

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in the room when they were 
moving all that furniture. 

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They got that crib in that room.
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I didn't even pay attention to 
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The crib was in the room. 
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It was sandwiched between all 
the other furniture that 

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Christine could barely walk 
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in that room, but the crib was 
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OK, good. 
So the crib's there. 

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So that got figured out from 
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situation debacle. 
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You know, Christine and Kody are
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Christine mentions that she is 
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Doesn't seem alarmed, is just 
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like, oh, well, obviously we 
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I don't. 
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said we're having the baby 
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I felt like they were just going
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sudden it was like going to the 
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Did I? 
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something. 
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right away? 
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whether she should be induced 
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OK, so there was the possibility
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that like yes, we could be 
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So like they pretty much came 
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OK. 
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weren't 100% sold on inducing 
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it could be his 13th child on 
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We'll induce. 
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Very excited, Very excited. 
When they're doing their talking

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heads, when they're doing their 
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brings up how Robyn's wedding is
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these things. 
A lot is happening. 

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A lot is happening. 
A lot is going on and it's like,

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of course, Robyn's wedding is 
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we are talking about when 
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Yep. 
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get that baby out. 
We got other things to do. 

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Like it's like, that's kind of 
what they're saying. 

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Like we got we we need to move 
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Check that off the list. 
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Baby's here. 
Let's have this wedding. 

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Oh, I think there's a birthday 
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Maybe. 
Anniversary. 

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Oh, 20th anniversary. 
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Robyn talks about having 
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over for a party while Christine
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She says like a par it wasn't 
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Like she struggled to get that 
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She was it was like she was 
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and it did not work. 
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It was really bad. 
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have a party, right? 
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She's so hip and cool with her 
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Oh, and then she says, oh, that 
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episode. 
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I didn't note it as specifically
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dramatic. 
Maybe it was only one this time.

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jumping in and taking on the 
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comes from a broken home. 
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raised her and she called him 
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daddy. 
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Yeah, Daddy really stood out to 
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It was weird. 
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find out in the future is that 
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daddy also was a friend of her 
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Like they're friends of the 
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And that's how this became her 
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I don't know, became his second 
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that happened. 
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She's doing the Rose colored 
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oh, I got this new daddy and 
whatever. 

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daddy, because he, she referred 
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grew up, Like he was like Uncle,
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Uncle Bob became stepdad and 
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Oh my God. 
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potential future husbands close.
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That tracks. 
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different things, having their 
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I think the first time we hear 
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I believe so. 
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her knowing that she had one 
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miscarriage. 
And that's all that's happened 

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for her. 
I you know, it's, it's her 

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narrative, it's her story, but 
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know? 
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moved on like it wasn't 
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I think it was three years ago. 
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last time I've ever been 
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And there she was, you know, 
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I was like, OK. 
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Definitely. 
So sorry, Meri. 

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We talked about the 13th child 
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in the car. 
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first came up about the Friday 
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superstitious and then they 
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That's right, yeah. 
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the hospital. 
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Just that it was funny that 
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more superstitious and we don't 
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don't want to get induced today.
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I mean. 
Absolutely. 

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Yeah. 
It's like the opposite of what 

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they were saying moments before.
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When they go back to Kody and 
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someone is speaking about in a, 
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about how in polygamy, going to 
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concerns because the father is 
oftentimes not the legal husband

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or has other wives and has blah,
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It just brings up all these 
complications and I guess raised

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eyebrows concerns, problems. 
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birth certificates do not have 
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they can't do that, right? 
Is there anything else that you 

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know of about the whole being a 
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a hospital thing? 
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because I don't think originally
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aspect to it. 
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more of like they don't 
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modern medicine. 
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I thought, I thought that was 
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hospitals. 
I thought that was the only 

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it. 
But of course, it makes perfect 

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sense, right? 
But I just thought that had not 

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been something that I would have
considered because it's not a 

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typical thing that people have 
to the doctor or the nurse even 

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made reference to like, working 
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and helping them with their 
babies. 

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So it's kind of this weird, 
like, yeah, that's unusual, you 

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know? 
Well, they bring it up as if it 

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is a cultural thing and I guess 
demonstrated by the episode to a

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certain extent about not having 
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But then throughout the episode 
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truly and blah blah blah blah 
and all the stars align and the 

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angels sing and all that, it's 
never brought up again. 

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Like, you know, I feel like 
that's they didn't display 

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anything about Kody having a 
thing with the doctor where 

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there was an issue about him 
being a polygamist man or the 

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the bio dad or not the bio dad 
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It didn't seem to be an issue at
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Well, and I, I know that some of
these things come up in more 

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detail down the road. 
I don't know if it's in this 

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season. 
I think it some of it probably 

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starts in this season maybe, but
with like laws changing and 

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things like that. 
And maybe I hopefully the timing

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is in the right order for 
whatever the hell actually 

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happened. 
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which, yeah, that's totally 
fine. 

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And then maybe it becomes not 
fine again or something. 

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I don't, I don't. 
We'll, we'll do our research. 

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Well, and also, I guess if we're
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it, that's like paperwork and 
administration. 

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I don't know necessarily that a 
doctor is going to be like, 

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well, I'm not going to deliver 
this child for you. 

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So I don't know what I was 
expecting I guess. 

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Well, no, but also like, they're
not being shy about it, right? 

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Like they have a camera crew, 
they have the whole damn family 

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come in, they have all of this. 
So this is not meant to be 

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something that is hidden in any 
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So they must have full 
confidence that this won't cause

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them any trouble. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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So there's a moment where I 
can't, I don't remember who 

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started, but like, Christine and
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together, OK, in the hospital 
room. 

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And Kody's like, laying like he 
normally would in any bed. 

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And Christine, who's about to 
birth the baby, is like, 

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awkwardly, like on her side to 
the edge of him. 

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Like, he certainly has more of 
the bed than she does. 

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And I'm like, why are we doing 
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And the cuddles were just 
awkward too. 

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Like, it was like, OK, I so. 
Yeah. 

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He's laying on his back as if 
he's in bed. 

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I mean, he's tight in there, but
he's she's on her side. 

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It was just like, come on. 
All right, whatever. 

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Yeah. 
OK, so there's there's a moment 

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that Kody is sitting there, 
right? 

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And he's texting on his flip 
phone, and it's framed just so 

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right that Robyn receives the 
text message on her flip phone. 

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And there's this whole, like, he
has this weird smirk on his face

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as if he's like, so proud of 
himself or something. 

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Look, I got one birth and a 
baby. 

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The other one still wants me to 
come home, like, blah, blah, 

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blah. 
It was just, I don't know, it 

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felt gross. 
It just felt gross. 

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Typical Kody Brown fashion. 
Yes, the energy definitely did 

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feel weird in that and of course
like editing of them having the 

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like texts received and here I 
am. 

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But it did feel gross that it's 
like he probably wasn't texting 

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someone else and. 
Like, well, and maybe the the 

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piece of clarification is like, 
I don't think he had that look 

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on his face when he texted Meri.
Like if he's updating Meri about

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the birth and everything, I 
don't think he has that look on 

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his face when he's doing that. 
No SO. 

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He's like, shit, I've got to 
text Meri like I forgot. 

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Yeah, like it did feel like he 
was like texting his girlfriend 

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while his wife's in labor, even 
in the not typical sense, right?

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So. 
Well, and then the day's 

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obviously progressing. 
I don't know what he did before 

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meeting up with her. 
Made-up story in my mind that he

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was working and doing whatever, 
and then Christine's like, oh, I

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have this doctor's appointment 
and he showed up like from work,

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like from a meeting. 
Or from something? 

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Yeah, we don't have much detail.
Behind that, but he's wearing 

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like khakis and a dress shirt. 
Like he literally looked like he

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was at a work thing and then 
came home to like, well, are we 

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going to have this baby or not? 
So then it's like he has to 

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leave, which is so annoying. 
And he says he's going home, 

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which for everyone that's not 
watching because no one's 

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watching home, I'm putting in 
quotes because he says he has to

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go home to change and update 
family members about what's 

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going on. 
And then, oh, where does he go? 

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Where does he go? 
He goes to Robyn's half home. 

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He doesn't go to the the Lehigh 
Triplex. 

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I will never stop laughing when 
you say half. 

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Half home to her, half home. 
I think it was half house 

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before. 
And now it's a half home. 

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She's she's evolving. 
She's got she's those kids are 

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coming over. 
It's no longer 1/2 house. 

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It's a half home. 
They framed it almost like it 

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looked like a single family 
home, though. 

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Well, that's they're Yeah, it 
was. 

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They did a good. 
Job they're trying and you know 

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what's funny is like if I had a 
duplex I would have I'd have a 

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duplex that's more than I have 
right now. 

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I have no property at all. 
So I'm not making fun of someone

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in a duplex. 
I'm more just was like was she 

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in 1/2 house in in Saint George,
now she's in 1/2. 

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Like I don't know. 
It just was it was more about 

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the Robyn bit, certainly not 
about the home. 

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I don't think there's any issue 
with the home, but. 

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Amen. 
So especially since it's now 

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he's considering it home when 
speaking to his wife who's 

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giving birth. 
Interesting pinpoint, right? 

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Yeah, it is, It is. 
He's also leaving literally 

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right as Christine has been 
induced, right. 

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So Christine has been induced 
and he decides he has to go home

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to get his things. 
So perfect timing, really. 

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Yep, We, we couldn't have done 
that. 

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Maybe before she was induced. 
You know, that would have been 

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an interesting choice. 
But so he does he, he leaves. 

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And then Christine starts 
talking a bit about she kind of 

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gives her take on the home birth
situation versus hospital kind 

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of briefly. 
And she she said it had been a 

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really good experience so far in
the hospital. 

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Like she liked getting like the 
epidural and things. 

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And then she even considered, 
was it possible that she had 

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made a mistake having her other 
children at home, which I 

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thought was interesting because 
I don't know that there was 

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anything bad that happened, But 
she was just really enjoying the

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experience of having it in the 
hospital. 

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And I think part of that was the
knowledge that medical 

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professionals bring you 
throughout the process. 

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Like, you know, what's 
happening, You're updated, 

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You're not terrified, you know, 
things like that. 

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So it's kind of crazy. 
So Kody's back home, AKA at 

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Robyn's house amidst all the 
chaos, Right. 

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And then what happens? 
Christine's water breaks. 

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Oh, shocking. 
Yeah. 

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It happens, and it's funny 
because in the episode it's 

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literally like, I don't know, 
it's a commercial, but then all 

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of a sudden it's like 
Christine's water broke. 

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Like OK, here we are. 
And apparently it's a pretty 

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well known thing that like right
after Christine's water breaks, 

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she has her babies. 
Like that's how it goes. 

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They know that Christine's going
to give birth quickly. 

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Everybody knows it, everybody 
knows it. 

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Well, all I'm saying is that 
this was not a hidden fact. 

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There's some, there's some 
statistics behind this at this 

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point, and yet he still chose to
leave right then. 

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So yes, there's this mad dash. 
So Christine's on the phone with

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Kody saying hurry, hurry. 
And Robyn standing in the 

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kitchen saying, do you do you 
want a granola bar or some 

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goldfish crackers? 
And he's like, I got to go 

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crackers. 
Yeah, she's still offering 

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snacks and she's running out the
door. 

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Oh, and then Nope, You you get 
this honor. 

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You know, Kody's rushing out of 
the house because his wife is 

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giving birth and the cameras 
following him as he's walking 

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out the front door of his new 
half home with Robyn. 

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And he dashes out the door. 
And I don't remember if it 

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happens while they're inside 
that there's a quick smooch or 

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if it's outside. 
It was outside and they had 

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closed the door. 
OK, Yeah. 

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So that the camera crew wouldn't
see it. 

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Wouldn't see it. 
And they came right out. 

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Yes, as the kiss was ending. 
That's right. 

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The doors closed. 
They think no one's filming. 

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Crew opens the door, you see the
end of it, and then there's a 

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cut. 
So not sure exactly what 

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happens, but then Kody's like 
further down the sidewalk, like 

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along the garage and turns back 
around and says, I have a wife 

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in labor. 
I'm not going to sit here and 

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kiss my girlfriend. 
And then he turns and kisses her

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again. 
Like, I get that you're trying 

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to be silly or something, but 
you do know that this isn't 

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kosher. 
You know this isn't a good luck.

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You're not even married to this 
woman. 

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You're otherwise didn't even 
kiss you before you were married

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to them. 
And you're kissing her while 

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your other wife, your third 
wife, is giving birth. 

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Crazy. 
And you're recognizing that this

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is the wrong thing to do, yet 
you are still doing it. 

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Like they were giggling like 
school kids when the cameras 

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came out after they opened the 
door. 

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And like, he, he, he. 
And like, just, oh, it was 

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gross. 
It was so gross. 

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And he knows it's wrong. 
And so interesting that you 

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noticed there was a cut because 
I wonder if he had to like if he

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freaked out for a second, right,
You know? 

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I I wonder what happened between
him being right next to Robyn 

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and then cut and he's 20 feet 
away. 

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They do. 
They were acting like they knew 

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it was wrong from the get go. 
Like the rushing out of the 

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house, the doors closed. 
Well, they were trying to hide 

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it. 
So I'm not sure what would have 

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been said by production to 
trigger any other response, but 

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there was a little break there 
and he just. 

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It's just gross. 
It's just gross. 

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What law is he violating? 
What ethical line is he 

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crossing? 
I don't know if there's a line 

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that's crossed in any way other 
than from the perspective of 

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Christine not wanting her 
husband to kiss someone while 

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she's giving birth that he's not
married to. 

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That's it, right? 
No, I mean no, no. 

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No, no, that's not it, OK. 
He shouldn't have left the 

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fucking hospital. 
Oh, well, yeah, OK, yes, yes of.

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Course, I mean even if there 
were things he needed, turns out

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he has a shit ton of people that
could have brought that to him. 

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Right. 
He did not need to leave that 

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hospital. 
No, he didn't. 

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That was ridiculous. 
And he left that hospital to 

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visit his girlfriend. 
Because this is it. 

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It seems fairly early on since 
Robyns moved there, right? 

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So it's probably still just 
super exciting that he can like 

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drop by and see her any day. 
So he's like, oh shit, this 

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other one giving birth is really
getting in the way of me 

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visiting my girlfriend. 
So he made-up an excuse to 

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fucking go home. 
He could have gone home later 

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that night after the baby was 
already there. 

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He could have had any of the 
other wives bring his shit. 

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They have things of his at all 
of their houses. 

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They could have packed him a 
bag, Right, Right. 

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Certainly there were other 
options than for him to leave 

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the fucking hospital to kiss 
Robyn. 

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Right after Christine's already 
been induced. 

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Yeah, this is not good. 
Oh man, it's like I feel like 

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trying to pay attention to the 
details of what was happening. 

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I overlooked the like just 
basics that you should maybe not

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overlooked but underplayed the 
leaving in general. 

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Yeah, don't fucking leave the 
whose husband leaves the 

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hospital after you've been 
induced. 

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The bad ones, the bad husbands. 
To change their clothes. 

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Literally the bad ones. 
Gross. 

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Literally the bad ones. 100 if I
was giving birth. 

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Oh no. 
Absolutely not. 

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So then they do. 
We see Aspen is at the hospital 

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with mom and she's 15 and she 
says she's there for the birth. 

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We don't really get details on 
what that means. 

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She's kind of totally a 15 year 
old with like the haircut and 

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the cell phone. 
And she's like, yeah, mom's 

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giving birth. 
Like she's totally a 15 year 

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old. 
She kind of made this comment 

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like, yeah, I mean, I guess I 
think I'm old enough to be in 

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the room and watch my mom give 
birth and then maybe had a 

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moment of like, why am I right? 
Should I be doing this like I 

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you know it? 
Was cute. 

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It was pretty cute. 
And then they cut over to 

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Robyn's new home where all the 
younger daughters are playing 

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with dolls and dollhouse. 
And she's talking about how her 

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dad made it for her and the kids
seem to be having a good time. 

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It's it's a cute moment 
hesitation. 

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Well, first of all, Robyn and 
this house full of children is 

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like mass chaos. 
There is just things happening 

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everywhere. 
And so it's kind of hard to even

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pay attention to what they're 
doing because there's just 

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things all over the place. 
They did do the Barbie thing. 

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And they were, they had four 
girl Barbies and one boy Barbie.

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And so they were pretending that
each one was one of the wives. 

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And then obviously Kody, they 
were like, like one of them held

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up a doll and was like, my name 
is Christine. 

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And I like it was cute. 
Like, you know, they were 

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definitely just playing Barbies,
but pretending it was their 

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family. 
And it was, yeah, cute. 

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Yeah, one of the clips they had,
one of the kids was holding 

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Kody, the doll, who kissed 
Christine good morning and then 

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Meri good morning. 
And they were like, in the same 

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room. 
And I think one of them was in 

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bed. 
And I was like, oh, like, I was 

453
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,960
just thinking about the doll 
playing. 

454
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,280
That happened when I was a kid. 
And all of a sudden they'd all 

455
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,080
be like, stripped off with 
clothes and making, like, body 

456
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,560
contact and doing things like 
that. 

457
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,840
Oh, my God. 
Apparently these young girls 

458
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,240
were raised differently than me.
Well, I think there are some 

459
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,960
differences. 
But I just didn't see anyone 

460
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,880
stripping down, you know, 
getting someone pregnant so that

461
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,000
they can have a baby. 
That was not happening in the 

462
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,480
dollhouse. 
Well, they probably have coached

463
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,240
them that they can't do that for
the cameras. 

464
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,520
Oh yes, I'd love to see 
Gwendolyn talking about the 

465
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,320
birds and the bees with Barbie 
dolls. 

466
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:45,640
So Robyn was talking about the 
Barbies and all of the things, 

467
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,360
and there was one big thing that
stood out and it was her 

468
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,720
T-shirt. 
I did notice her clothing this 

469
00:24:52,720 --> 00:25:00,280
episode as well. 
Her pink T-shirt with silver 

470
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:11,200
sequinned Angel wings like Oh my
God I it looks like a 12 year 

471
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,160
old's T-shirt. 
Very juvenile. 

472
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,600
It was not OK. 
I'm going to give her a little 

473
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,920
bit of credit because towards 
the end of the episode, when the

474
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,760
whole family joins them at the 
hospital, she did change clothes

475
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,600
before she went to the. 
Hospital. 

476
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,560
Did she look over 12? 
She did OK good. 

477
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:37,400
Yes, it was a little more 
appropriate, but that shirt was 

478
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,400
something she really did look 
like the teenage babysitter. 

479
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,640
Like last episode we talked 
about her appearance and how it 

480
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,480
is very juvenile. 
It is very young. 

481
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,840
She looked like a teenage 
babysitter and she had the hair 

482
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,240
in the ponytails and like a 
headband and all this it there 

483
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,280
was something weird. 
Yeah, and the kids all running 

484
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,920
around, there was that chaotic 
energy. 

485
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,680
And she, you know, references 
brown chaos at some point in 

486
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,520
time. 
And, like, good for her. 

487
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Whatever. 
You ain't a brown yet, girl. 

488
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,000
But at the end of the day, she 
did. 

489
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,320
I picked up babysitter vibes and
maybe it was the combination of 

490
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,600
apparel and the chaos, but the 
way the kids are doing whatever,

491
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,000
it felt very much like someone 
who didn't have control. 

492
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,920
Like she ordinarily, I shouldn't
say ordinarily she did just move

493
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,400
there. 
How long ago we don't know. 

494
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,480
But it seemed like maybe the 
kids were there for the first 

495
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,280
time or the second time or 
something. 

496
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,800
Like it was very babysitter. 
Very babysitter. 

497
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,600
It was, yes. 
I don't think that she has shown

498
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:48,040
any authority yet in this family
and is probably the fun one, and

499
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,720
it's probably not conducive to 
getting any of them in line, 

500
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,520
right? 
Yeah, to be fair, it didn't look

501
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,840
like anyone was misbehaving. 
No, it was fine. 

502
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,560
It was just. 
Like. 

503
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:03,640
I can't imagine cleaning that 
fucking house after like I it 

504
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,840
was stressing me out just 
watching it. 

505
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,160
Yeah, there was a. 
Lot of stressing me out. 

506
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,360
Kody had another couple of super
fun moments in the delivery 

507
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:18,680
room, right? 
What was your favorite? 

508
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,880
My favorite Kody moment after 
coming back from home from his 

509
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,560
new home was when he asked the 
doctor about in vitro 

510
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,960
fertilization for his other 
wife. 

511
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,040
And the doctor, well, he didn't 
say for his first other wife at 

512
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,360
first. 
So he just asked about in vitro 

513
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,960
and the doctor seemed confused. 
And then he had his classic Kody

514
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,760
moment where he got to be like, 
I have another wife and she's 

515
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,880
only had one. 
And the doctor's like, oh, she 

516
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,280
only has one. 
I was going to say fallopian 

517
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,200
tube. 
I don't know what uterus, no. 

518
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,480
Ovary, Ovary. 
Please forgive the gay man. 

519
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,160
OK? 
She only has one ovary. 

520
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,280
Then Kody's like no, she only 
has one child. 

521
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,320
Like Oh my God. 
He just loves being obtuse and 

522
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,640
then being like, oh, I get to 
explain things because I'm so 

523
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,240
unique and crazy. 
Well. 

524
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,320
And then his next question was 
like, yeah, but it's pretty 

525
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,280
expensive, isn't it? 
Like he's just worried about the

526
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,160
money. 
And he's like, Sir, the Doctor 

527
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,200
is not the one. 
He's like, will you pitch me on 

528
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,760
your in vitro services right 
here, right now? 

529
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,600
Give me a spiel in front of my 
wife who is giving birth. 

530
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,560
This is not the wife I want to 
talk about like I'm here. 

531
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,360
Do you have any deals? 
You got any coupons? 

532
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,000
Right 2. 
Fers. 2 fers. 

533
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,000
Two Fers. 
I've got at least two we can 

534
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,720
knock up right here, right now. 
Unbelievable. 

535
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,520
It's. 
Also, so Janelle had gotten home

536
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,800
from work, right? 
And she was waiting for the 

537
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,520
updates from everybody. 
And so she did a little, she had

538
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,440
her own spotlight. 
Janelle did. 

539
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,680
She had, I don't think it's, I 
still don't think it's the same.

540
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,520
But Janelle did talk to the 
camera for about a minute and 

541
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,800
she was heading over to Robyn's 
house because they were all 

542
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,880
going to wait together for the 
official news that the baby has 

543
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:10,360
arrived, right? 
And Janelle walks out and her 

544
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:17,400
car window is like, I don't even
think it was duct tape, Chris. 

545
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,720
It was like it. 
Was like packing. 

546
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,840
Tape. 
Yeah, like all taping up her 

547
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,320
window in the weirdest fashion 
too. 

548
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,720
I can't quite pinpoint what 
problem it's addressing. 

549
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:37,160
The engineering to me consider 
that this is a Janelle window of

550
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,000
a Janelle car in a Janelle home 
in a Janelle world. 

551
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,800
So that's what it is. 
There is packing tape, clear 

552
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,400
packing tape, going over the top
of the frame of the door so it's

553
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,960
both in and out, and then side 
tape taping the window to that. 

554
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,080
Yeah, it's like AU shaped. 
Yes. 

555
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,320
Because there was over the 
window. 

556
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,680
There was two things over the 
window. 

557
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,440
I figured it out. 
OK, they have it taped up like 

558
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,520
that over the window and it's 
probably taped the exact same 

559
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,360
way on the inside because the 
window kept falling down. 

560
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,240
Yes, and it's now taped up in 
place. 100%. 

561
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,560
That's what it is, yes. 
I do think it's funny because 

562
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,280
Kody is such a, you know, burly 
man from Wyoming and he's just 

563
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,800
Mister Man and takes care of 
everything, that his wife has a 

564
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,520
window that is taped from the 
inside and outside so that it 

565
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,240
doesn't fall into the door. 
Well, sometimes Kody is not 

566
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,800
around. 
You got to do stuff by yourself.

567
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,360
So what? 
Christine said. 

568
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,560
Christine putting in a dryer 
vent and mastering it, probably.

569
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,520
And then Janelle's like taped up
the window. 

570
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,880
It's all good. 
He's like great going to 

571
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,120
Robyn's. 
Have a good day. 

572
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,280
I can't blame her. 
Do I know how to fix a window in

573
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,720
a car door? 
Absolutely not. 

574
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,640
And have I had to tape 1 before?
Yes. 

575
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,480
Did it look like that? 
That looked like that Didn't 

576
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,040
look like A1 dayer. 
That looked like this is how my 

577
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,280
car is. 
Now, I think I probably would 

578
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,240
have done it differently, but 
the window was being held up. 

579
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,200
It was and it was again. 
I'm curious. 

580
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,760
I, I hope we get to see it again
and maybe we'll pause. 

581
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,480
I don't think again. 
I don't think it's worth going 

582
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,720
back for a rewind, right? 
However, maybe we look at this 

583
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,440
clue. 
We'll report back if we have 

584
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,640
additional information on what 
was happening with the window. 

585
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,840
So we are the Janelle of 
podcasting, OK? 

586
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,520
We started a podcast. 
We're telling you what's going 

587
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,720
on. 
We're not gonna, like, figure 

588
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,240
out what this shit is or how it 
works. 

589
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,440
No, absolutely not. 
But, you know, shout out to 

590
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,040
Janelle's taped up car window. 
We, you know, respect. 

591
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,560
You are seen. 
Again, Janelle just truly is 

592
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,240
Janelle right? 
Like she she just so sure is so 

593
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,200
sure is so. 
Her car window was great. 

594
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,800
I had another moment of 
irritation with Kody in the 

595
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,480
delivery room. 
OK, Yeah. 

596
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:05,120
Where he is just standing there 
looking so proud of himself, 

597
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,200
like he's like at the foot of 
the bed with his arms crossed. 

598
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,880
I think he had maybe just texted
Robyn, like baby's almost here 

599
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,040
or whatever, right? 
It was after, it was after the 

600
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,480
other moment, but a different 
one. 

601
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,560
He's standing there and he just 
has this look of pride on his 

602
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,960
face. 
And there's something about it 

603
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:27,800
that gives like, manly man, look
at me. 

604
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,960
I, I had a baby. 
Like I created this baby. 

605
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,560
This is me. 
I did this right. 

606
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,680
I created this miracle. 
Of he planted that seed. 

607
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,880
He planted that seed and you 
know, it takes away. 

608
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,000
I don't think he's sitting there
thinking even for one single 

609
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,920
second. 
Look at my wife who and by the 

610
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,480
way, I think this is also 
probably a crime of most men, 

611
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,400
but looking at my wife and 
saying she just grew this in her

612
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,040
in her belly. 
She grew this baby in her belly 

613
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,600
and is now pushing it out into 
the world and he's sitting there

614
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,760
thinking about himself. 
Garen fucking teed he. 

615
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,640
Is Yeah, he definitely was. 
Yeah. 

616
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:21,160
Oh man, coming from the 
perspective of a woman, life is 

617
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,680
very upset about that. 
Perfect. 

618
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,440
Yes, thank you. 
Yes, especially a child 

619
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,520
birthing. 
Woman Yes, this is it, a child 

620
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,400
birthing woman as I am. 
I I also noticed that Christine 

621
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,880
is quite calm. 
She is not doing the yelling and

622
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,200
the screaming and the movie 
scene thing. 

623
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,680
She is seemingly concentrated on
her breathing, listening to 

624
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,840
people going through the 
process. 

625
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,040
The epidural seems to have 
worked for her. 

626
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,280
She is breathing and pushing. 
She loved that shit. 

627
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,440
She loved that epidural. 
She did, yeah. 

628
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,320
Yeah, she she was very happy 
until she gets to the point 

629
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,760
where she's actually starting to
push and then her face looks 

630
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,160
like it's going to explode, like
she looks like she's going to 

631
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,440
blow. 
Yeah, it was a little bit 

632
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,360
dramatic for not very long. 
Other than that, it was fairly 

633
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,199
fairly calm. 
But yeah, then. 

634
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,840
She has the baby and it's just 
kind of what you would expect. 

635
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,400
I mean, they pull the baby out, 
baby cries, people are excited. 

636
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:29,760
They bring Aspen over to see the
the new baby truly. 

637
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,520
And she says that she only saw 
the head come out and then she 

638
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,520
didn't want to see anymore or 
she looked away. 

639
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,400
Seems reasonable. 
I don't. 

640
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,719
I've never watched a head come 
through a vagina, have you? 

641
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,960
Yes. 
Oh yeah. 

642
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,440
Yes, I have OK my nephew. 
OK, Yeah. 

643
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,639
And I think that is, I think 
people that are in a delivery 

644
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,560
room are going to have one of 
two reactions. 

645
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,360
And it is what Aspen chose to 
do. 

646
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,440
Like I'll watch to an extent, 
but there's some stuff that I I 

647
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,080
can't see to the flip side. 
It's I've seen this much, I may 

648
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,640
as well just see the rest, 
right? 

649
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,000
Like, what? 
What's stopping at this point, 

650
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,600
you know? 
So yeah, it is interesting. 

651
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:19,080
It was funny because you said 
she had the baby and then the 

652
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,720
baby cried, but there was a 
delay, like the baby wasn't 

653
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,040
crying. 
And it didn't seem like it was a

654
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:31,680
very long time at all. 
But in that moment, like in the 

655
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,280
delivery room, those seconds 
feel like minutes. 

656
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Right. 
Like it feels like, so 5 seconds

657
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,000
feels like you're just staring 
there forever. 

658
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,320
Like why isn't, why isn't she 
crying? 

659
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,720
Why isn't she crying? 
You know, that kind of thing. 

660
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,520
So yeah, it was obviously 
totally fine and all of that. 

661
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,600
But yeah, it was just, there was
even that time that's so brief 

662
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,560
waiting for that baby to cry. 
It's just like, yeah, you know. 

663
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,120
So yes. 
But all was well, everybody was 

664
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,360
happy and healthy. 
So did that remind you of 

665
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,160
anything for yourself? 
Like when you gave birth, was 

666
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,680
there any moment of panic for 
you? 

667
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,360
Post the babies out. 
Oh, interesting, no? 

668
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,480
OK, OK. 
No, like epidural happened, baby

669
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,960
came out. 
I don't think there was ever 

670
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,720
anything crazy there. 
OK now for me it was more so 

671
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,240
crazy that my water broke two 
days before. 

672
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,880
I didn't know it. 
That was dramatic, but other 

673
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,080
than that? 
Right. 

674
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,680
Always good. 
OK, OK. 

675
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,360
Yeah. 
I've never waited for a baby to 

676
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,520
cry in a room like that's not 
never experienced that. 

677
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,720
I know, I know it is, and it 
does. 

678
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,520
Like watching it gave me 
flashbacks to being in that 

679
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,360
situation, being the person 
watching and thinking, 'cause 

680
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,600
you know, when babies are born, 
they don't come out with that 

681
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,320
like normal colored skin either,
right? 

682
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,720
They're more red colored or 
purple or blue colored. 

683
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:03,200
And it definitely didn't look 
like that baby had the like, 

684
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,000
oxygen flow that it had needed 
for the last little bit. 

685
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,960
But that's normal, right? 
But yeah, just interesting 

686
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,000
because those it it in it, it is
so much longer. 

687
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,800
Yeah, totally, totally. 
I thought that it was cute to 

688
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,440
see Kody and Christine and Aspen
all seeming very happy and 

689
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,240
overjoyed in the moment. 
Like those kind of moments are 

690
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,840
weird that there's a camera crew
there. 

691
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,400
Like, obviously these people are
relatively new at filming, 

692
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,800
haven't shared probably a lot of
vulnerable moments in that kind 

693
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,560
of way. 
And so I think, you know, kudos 

694
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,880
to Christine for going with it. 
It was nice to see everyone 

695
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,560
genuinely happy. 
And like, there's something so 

696
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,760
great about those moments when a
baby comes out and everyone's 

697
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,480
just like, holding on them and 
being all like, oh, that's so 

698
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,360
cute. 
Yeah, I mean, not to be cheesy, 

699
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,880
but it is a miracle, you know? 
Like it truly is, and oh, truly 

700
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,800
it. 
Truly. 

701
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,040
Is that was completely, 
completely unintentional and 

702
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,200
well played I must say, if I do 
say so myself. 

703
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,760
I know I want to take that one 
away from you. 

704
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,720
I'm like, girl, truly. 
But that was good. 

705
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,200
That was good. 
Yeah, and then they haul all 

706
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,360
these 20 fucking people to the 
hospital to see this baby. 

707
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,280
Yeah, yeah, whole fam. 
Damley comes to see the baby. 

708
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,680
It's night time. 
I don't know what I just to me 

709
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,640
seemed like it wasn't like a 
bustling environment. 

710
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,120
It's like they came in the 
evening of the hospital, 20 

711
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,880
people, they say 20 people. 
I don't know how many people 

712
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,160
there actually were. 
I was literally trying to count.

713
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,680
I just thought of like the 
person at like the reception 

714
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,760
desk that's just watching all 
these people walk in, like, 

715
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,240
where are they coming from and 
what is going on right now? 

716
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,160
Yeah, you know, yeah. 
It was like a marching band 

717
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,000
coming in. 
Yeah, it was a lot of people. 

718
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,880
You had mentioned something 
about this earlier too, but as 

719
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,520
they are all walking into the 
hospital, this is when Sabin 

720
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:02,160
Robyn says Brown. 
Chaos is very special. 

721
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,240
Oh. 
Yeah, yeah, she, you know, it is

722
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:10,600
chaos, but it's brown chaos and 
that's special, you know, like. 

723
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,440
She's already brought it on 
board. 

724
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,600
She's part of it. 
She knows it, she feels it. 

725
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,720
They helped her move. 
I hate her. 

726
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,400
Yeah, it's definitely like, I 
wonder in that moment too, if 

727
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,840
any of the other wives were what
like in that moment having like 

728
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,400
territorial things or, you know,
being like, you're not even part

729
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,560
of this family or something. 
Like when she says things like 

730
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,280
that, like I wonder what their 
knee jerk reactions are because 

731
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,400
it's like you're it's like 
they're open to this happening, 

732
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,200
but she's not already part of 
the like, she's not part of the 

733
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,920
family. 
She isn't married to them. 

734
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,360
But they're like, oh, opening 
like every, it's so blurred. 

735
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,840
It's so blurred. 
I agree with that. 

736
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,840
And yeah, I guess we don't 
really get, at least up until 

737
00:39:54,840 --> 00:40:02,880
this point, any perspective from
them about this moment and Robyn

738
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,280
being involved. 
Like we, we haven't, we haven't 

739
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,400
gotten any of that yet. 
And I think we just get like 

740
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,320
little snippets here and there 
kind of but. 

741
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,720
Has not been much discussion at 
all about how any other wives 

742
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,520
feel about Robyn and her 
children being there yet. 

743
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,560
Do you recall that? 
I don't think there was any 

744
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,600
conversation about and. 
That's what we were saying in 

745
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,120
the last episode even it like 
it's all broad statements. 

746
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,200
Well get here already, be here 
already and watch Have a party 

747
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,440
with the kids while I give 
birth. 

748
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:39,360
I mean, I feel like as a person,
if someone was dating my husband

749
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,800
and being all like, oh, the 
thing about their family is just

750
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,720
the way it is and it's special, 
I'd be, I'd be like, you know, 

751
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,800
you're not like I'd have, I'd 
have a feel about that. 

752
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,080
I'd have a feel about it. 
I think that maybe part of the 

753
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,360
reason there isn't at least an 
Outward 1 yet that we've seen is

754
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,560
that at this point they are 
getting married in eight weeks, 

755
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,680
right? 
Like this wedding is happening. 

756
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,200
They are not at a point that 
something's going to change 

757
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,880
that. 
And because she's moved now five

758
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:17,360
hours to be with them, I think 
she kind of has to be in the mix

759
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,800
of everything. 
I think they want to foster her 

760
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,400
being in the mix to start 
creating their new normalcy. 

761
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,160
I don't know that they ever get 
to the new normal CPS, by the 

762
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,400
way, but I think that's what 
they're trying to do that. 

763
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,800
Makes sense. 
And you know, yeah, you got to 

764
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,120
like look on the bright side and
do all that shit or whatever. 

765
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,560
Lean into the things that are 
already happening because. 

766
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,520
And then Christina's eating a 
doughnut almost immediately post

767
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200
childbirth. 
She's in there. 

768
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,480
When that whole scene between 
her, Kody and Aspen are in 

769
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,280
there, She's like chowing on a 
doughnut. 

770
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,240
I'm like, yes, you get it. 
I love the stories of people 

771
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,440
with their food after giving 
birth. 

772
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,240
And then there is some more 
talking head like on the couch 

773
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:04,560
moments and Meri says something 
along the lines of that she 

774
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,360
always thought she'd have lots 
of babies and how she hasn't, 

775
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,840
but now because of this family, 
she does have a lot of babies or

776
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:18,880
children. 
Keeping on that thread of Meri's

777
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,240
having one child, never had any 
more. 

778
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,800
They keep circling back to that 
and it feels to me like she's 

779
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:31,200
sad about it and masking it just
kind of like it is what it is. 

780
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,000
And has she adjusted to that? 
Probably not because these 

781
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,920
people are in a cult and she 
probably needs a lot of therapy.

782
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,480
But she's OK with it now because
of all the kids around. 

783
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:47,600
But I don't think she is. 
I think part of what is going to

784
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:53,560
continue to come out in a sense 
is that, well, let me rephrase 

785
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,080
that. 
I think that part of what's 

786
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,160
happening right now is that Meri
is starting to panic and know 

787
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:04,920
that she is now going to watch 
this fourth wife have multiple 

788
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,920
more babies. 
Like, she was probably thinking 

789
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,840
she was on the edge of being 
done watching additional babies 

790
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,240
being born. 
So she must go through these 

791
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,120
feelings just every single time.
Yeah. 

792
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,920
You know, another wife has a 
baby. 

793
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,640
Yeah. 
So this is time number what, 12 

794
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,520
that she's experienced this and 
has that reminder over the last 

795
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,560
how many years? 
You know, that's a lot. 

796
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,200
And so I think there is that on 
top of it. 

797
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,320
Maybe she thought she was almost
done with that. 

798
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:38,360
But then also younger, newer 
model coming in fertile Myrtle 

799
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,960
going to start popping those 
babies out, you know, and she's 

800
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,920
having feels about it for sure. 
So I can totally understand 

801
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,880
that. 
Janelle also said at one point, 

802
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,960
like they might have still been 
in the hospital room at this 

803
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,000
point. 
I don't think it was in the 

804
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,640
interview, but she she said, 
well, she was holding on to the 

805
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,920
baby and she's like, well, I 
just grab on to any of the 

806
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,400
babies. 
I just treat them all like 

807
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,360
they're my babies from day one. 
They're all my babies. 

808
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,960
And so that's a theme. 
Like that's definitely something

809
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:13,960
that at least these first three 
wives, you know, they consider 

810
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,760
all of these children their 
children. 

811
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,000
It's obviously different for 
Meri than than Janelle, but it 

812
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,640
was that's their mentality is 
that they are all wanted all 

813
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,480
together at this point and with 
the new baby coming in, I think 

814
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,320
you still feel that short of the
father disappearing from the 

815
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,000
delivery room to run home and 
see his girlfriend. 

816
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,360
Well, he had to change his shirt
and he had to give his 

817
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,960
girlfriend a kiss. 
Jesus Christ. 

818
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,480
Christ, Oh my gosh. 
And then did you have any other 

819
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,480
thoughts about the very end of 
the episode? 

820
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,920
OK, so the very end truly as a 
baby, they've got truly as a 

821
00:44:53,920 --> 00:45:00,840
baby in the crib and they're 
showing this baby off and they 

822
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,160
did show the face at the end and
I was like that true. 

823
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,240
That baby is truly, that baby is
truly like, the face is like, Oh

824
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,800
my God, it's so truly. 
Yeah, I thank God they weren't 

825
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,720
actually like switched at birth 
at the hospital or something. 

826
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,960
That would have been an awkward 
start to a hospital birth. 

827
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,880
But really, the the thing that I
love the most was that Gwendolyn

828
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:26,560
carried truly into her crib. 
And just like I'm not saying 

829
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,880
dropped because she didn't drop 
her, but I'm going to use the 

830
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:39,120
word plopped her in that crib 
like that baby was just again, 

831
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:45,200
not dropped, but it was not the 
most careful of laying down. 

832
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:48,760
And the newborn? 
It made me chuckle. 

833
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,240
Sounds like good first day in 
that family. 

834
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,160
Like, oh, you were plopped into 
the plopped into your best net 

835
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,800
or whatever plopped into your 
crib. 

836
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:05,080
But also like so Gwendolyn was 
probably told to go put the baby

837
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,680
in the crib at at in front of 
the camera, right? 

838
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,200
Like she's probably told to go 
do this and then she does that 

839
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,200
and it's not recognized by 
anyone as well. 

840
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,080
My other kid just dropped this 
baby in the crib. 

841
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,480
Like what are we doing, guys? 
What are we doing? 

842
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,320
Come on, it's. 
Also very on brand for Gwendolyn

843
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:27,040
I must say. 150%. 
All right, and this episode, our

844
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,520
keep sweet moment comes to us 
from Melissa on TikTok, and we 

845
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:37,400
did a video talking about Meri's
clothes from the first episode, 

846
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,200
her little house on the Meri. 
Little house on the Meri. 

847
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:46,960
Yes, Melissa says your profile 
picture is chef's kiss emoji. 

848
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,120
I love that. 
Well, it is it is a great, great

849
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,880
photo. 
Oh, thank you, Melissa. 

850
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,680
And it is and it is. 
It's a right now for season 1, 

851
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:01,600
we have Kody Brown with some 
other children that are not his 

852
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:09,040
biological children in a photo 
that never existed but was made 

853
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,720
at some point in time. 
And so we thanked her and said 

854
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,640
it was a precious moment. 
We can't wait to revisit on our 

855
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,920
rewatch because we will see that
moment later. 

856
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,080
Oh my gosh, I can't wait. 
So who is your mustard seed this

857
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:28,840
week? 
How about Gwendolyn for being so

858
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,640
helpful with her baby sister? 
That's great. 

859
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,360
I think that's that's what I'm 
going to go with. 

860
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,480
Good job, Gwendolyn. 
She really leaned in in that big

861
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,000
sister role. 
She sure did. 

862
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,960
Took care of her. 
Watch how that continues. 

863
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,520
Her baby sister. 
Yeah. 

864
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,360
Yes, OK, Mustard seed for 
Gwendolyn. 

865
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,120
I'm going to do mustard seed for
who gets them. 

866
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,760
I'm going to give mustard seed 
to Christine because she did 

867
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,960
have good spirits about her 
throughout that entire birth 

868
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,880
thing seemed to handle 
everything well. 

869
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,840
There was even a point where it 
did look physically like and she

870
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,600
still kept good spirits about 
her. 

871
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,760
So I'm giving her my mustard 
seed. 

872
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,160
Well. 
I guess maybe she was the 

873
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,360
obvious mustard seed. 
Could she birth a whole baby? 

874
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,000
Like my bad. 
Sorry Christine, you did deserve

875
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,800
that one. 
But at least you got recognized 

876
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,960
by Chris, so. 
That was pretty cliche of me. 

877
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,280
Oh, the woman who gave birth is 
the mustard seed. 

878
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,160
Well. 
Thanks for procreating. 

879
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,360
Yep, thank you, thank you, Shit 
stain. 

880
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,320
Shit stain. 
I wonder who you're going to 

881
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,400
pick. 
Well, I think it's kind of 

882
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,840
obvious. 
I mean, I just see now if we had

883
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,000
our cork board, we could start 
tallying these to see who's 

884
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,200
winning. 
OK, yes, I don't know that we 

885
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,400
need to tally to know that Kody 
Brown is going to win. 

886
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,720
Shit stain. 
Overall I'm quite positive. 

887
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,400
Well, he might be. 
You never know. 

888
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,080
We've got sobbing Robyn in 
there. 

889
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,040
We don't. 
Well. 

890
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,440
Yeah, yeah. 
I think it's much more likely 

891
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,560
it's it's three times more 
likely that it'll be Kody. 

892
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,960
I agree and. 
Yeah, I think that he gets the 

893
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:09,040
shit stain for the week because 
he didn't leave the hospital for

894
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,720
any reason other than to see his
girlfriend convince me 

895
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,520
otherwise. 
OK. 

896
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,960
I think that that is true shit 
stain for me. 

897
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,720
Clearly Kody is a shit stain. 
But you know what? 

898
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,480
I'm going to give Janelle my 
shit stain this week because 

899
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,080
that window tape job not 
acceptable. 

900
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,840
All right, OK. 
Acceptable. 

901
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,880
Now is it acceptable? 
Yeah, but not acceptable. 

902
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,640
Well, I mean, as a real human 
being, we understand that 

903
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,960
sometimes we have to tape our 
windows, OK? 

904
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,160
Like we that does happen. 
As a human being that's 

905
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,240
currently being recorded on a 
reality TV show, we could have 

906
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:54,080
tried a little harder. 
There is this pattern of, you 

907
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,040
know, there are people filming 
you. 

908
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,120
You know that spotlight on you 
right now, like hello. 

909
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,520
And that said, with spotlight, 
that's right. 

910
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,640
Like literally the crew 
following you with a light and 

911
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,640
like blinding. 
You it was dark outside. 

912
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,120
Yes, it was night time and like 
your window reflection and the 

913
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,000
tape was shiny and see through 
it was. 

914
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,280
And you know, Janelle, it said 
with love, you know I love you, 

915
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,400
but girl, you are my shit stain 
this week. 

916
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,160
I cannot wait to see what 
happens with this window. 

917
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,200
What if the next time there's we
see it, she has a different car 

918
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,800
and it's like, oh God damn it. 
Actually the real question is 

919
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:38,480
how many times was the car on 
video that they chose not to use

920
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,480
right? 
Like now that could have been a 

921
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,120
funny montage, so. 
Yes, and how long was the tape 

922
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,600
on the window? 
We need a timeline. 

923
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:53,040
Yes, actually we may create one.
We may, we'll workshop that, and

924
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,720
if anyone wants to do a 
leaderboard of our shit stain 

925
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,600
and mustard seed, feel free to 
let us know where it lives so 

926
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,840
that we can login or no logins. 
No logins. 

927
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,320
It needs to be publicly 
accessible and we'd be glad to 

928
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,400
look at it every once in a while
while recording our own show to 

929
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,560
see what who the leaderboard is 
in Mustard Seed and shit's name.

930
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,720
Let's be really specific with 
our request. 

931
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,680
If after every episode, you 
could give us a tally of where 

932
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,480
we're at in the comments after 
every episode, yes. 

933
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,200
Leaderboard update. 
Yeah. 

934
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,240
And then just give us the 
numbers. 

935
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:29,800
Then we'll then now caveat, you 
have to come back next week, 

936
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,000
tally it again. 
Don't be as terrible as us at 

937
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,120
doing this. 
Like actually be on top of it, 

938
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,400
please. 
Thank you very much because. 

939
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,040
We know we're not workshopping 
yet. 

940
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,800
No. 
Well, we're still workshopping 

941
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,640
many things. 
We've got a lot of workshopping 

942
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:44,880
too. 
That's. 

943
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,320
Why I think we need the cork 
board. 

944
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:51,440
We'd have a lot of workshopping 
and, you know, thank you 

945
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,360
everyone for joining us for 
another episode where we filled 

946
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,200
your heart and your soul and 
your life with magic and wonder 

947
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,040
and knowledge and useless 
information. 

948
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,000
What do you think? 
Do you think we helped anyone 

949
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,000
this week? 
Do you think we helped anyone? 

950
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:11,880
Do you think we helped anyone? 
Well, I'm going to go with no. 

951
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,440
Oh. 
I do, I think we entertained 

952
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,440
anyone. 
Hopefully that's really all 

953
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,320
we're asking for, to be honest 
with you. 

954
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,120
But I will I, I would leave with
parting words. 

955
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,200
And that is just, you know, 
reminding us all that the brown 

956
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,360
chaos is very special. 
And so that is why we're here. 

957
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,880
That is why we're here. 
We are entertaining people. 

958
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,560
Yes. 
OK. 

959
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,240
Well, thank you everyone for 
joining us. 

960
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,160
And I think that's about enough 
for today. 

961
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:48,000
Good night, good night, and 
thanks for putting up with us. 

962
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,440
God bless. 
God bless. 

963
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:49,840
Amen.
