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What does the nanny do? 
 
OK, so we're done. 

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Goodbye. 
 
You shut it off. 

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Do not twist my words. 
 
Do not. 

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Make me a victim, sweetie. 
 
Just look at the mountain. 

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That's what you saw that day. 
 
Just the knife in the kidneys 

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over all these years and the 
 
sacrifices that I made to love 

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you. 
 
Oh my goodness, I need to see a 

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chiropractor. 
 
I've got whiplash after this 

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episode. 
 
Whiplash. 

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It was so fast. 
 
Very fast. 

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It's a Shorty so it was only 1/2

 hour episode, but there was a 

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lot of things that happened and 
 it went really quickly. 

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It was very fast a. 
 
Lot of talking one-on-one 

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interviews where there were 
 
important things said that felt 

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necessary to record with our 
 
handwriting, our cursive, your. 

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Calligraphy Pen. 
 
Yes, we had to pause and make 

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sure that our L's were just so. 
 

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And apologies in advance. 
We have a little bit of delay 
 

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with our recording because I was
sick and before I was sick, 
 

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Kimber was sick. 
And so if you hear extra 
 

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wheezing, coughing in the 
background and sniffles, 
 

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apologies. 
Apologies all around. 
 

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I have taken Dayquil so maybe 
I'm even a little more dumb than

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 usual, so that might be 
something. 
 

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Well, at least you're not on 
your deathbed anymore. 
 

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Very sad you are missing me or 
missing the sister wives and. 
 

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Oh yeah. 
Definitely had to come find you.

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On your. 

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Deathbed. 
 
I missed Christine so much and 

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then they gave me a whole bunch 
 of Christine in this episode so

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that was God's way of making me 
 laugh. 

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Season 5 episode 6 confronting 

failure. 

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Gotta love an episode with 
 
failure in the title. 

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Ominous. 
 
And I will point out now that 

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they started the episode with 
 
ominous music, and I don't think

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they've really done that before.

 

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Yeah, I'm not so sure, but it 
was. 
 

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But I've noted. 
Oh, things are not going well, 


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No. 
No, no, no. 
 

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And we opened at Christine's 
house once again, A lot of 
 

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Christine. 
A lot of Christine. 
 

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In this episode, she tells us 
that she got a 73% on her 
 

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practice exam for her real 
estate license. 
 

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Was this the one before or after
her first failure? 
 

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After I believe she took a class
OK so she failed she decided to 

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 take a class and then they gave
a practice exam in the class and

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 she got a 73 needed out of 75 
to pass and she is says it's 
 

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disgusting I got a 73. 
Disgusting. 
 

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Well, they also gave us a 
flashback to her yelling in the 

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 restaurant about her initial 
failure, which is always great 


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to revisit. 
I failed. 
 

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I failed. 
So that's some fun sepia toned 


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footage, Christine says. 
They tell you that you need 
 

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uninterrupted and dedicated time
for studying for this and she 
 

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talks about having a 2 year old 
and how she's being constantly 


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interrupted. 
She's holding Truly in her arms 

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 and she says perhaps This is 
why I failed. 
 

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I think Truly is 3 OK. 
And she's like, I probably 
 

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haven't gotten more than 15 
minutes of non interrupted study

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 time a day. 
OK. 
 

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As a single mom, you know 
that'll happen. 
 

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Yeah, as a single mom who is 
married and has three sister 
 

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wives, but she's definitely a 
single mom right now. 
 

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I hear a lot about that in this 
episode, and I'm not mad about 


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it. 
I'm here for the honesty. 
 

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Sweet, sweet honesty. 
We've been missing you. 
 

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Christine says failing would 
just be another failure, which, 

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 you know, OK, so we're going to
be talking a lot about I'm 
 

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taking off my, I'm taking off my
sweatshirt right now. 
 

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He still has a fever, mind you. 
He's sitting here, he's taking 


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off his sweatshirt, getting hot 
and bothered about this possible

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 failure again. 
The sweats and the chills. 
 

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The sweats and the chills. 
He has a lot of experience with 

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 failure and he's getting worked
up about. 
 

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It Oh my gosh, this is it I'm 
it's like I'm reliving all of my

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 own personal failures through 
this episode Oh God, for maybe 


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for once I'll be identifying 
with Christine. 
 

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She says that passing is a 
personal goal of hers. 
 

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And you know, I really like her,
she states the obvious. 
 

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The way she says this, it's a 
personal goal. 
 

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Something personally that I 
would do, something I personally

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 achieved. 
Yeah, I don't know. 
 

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Christine does have a way with 
words. 
 

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Yep, Yep, Yep. 
Semantics. 
 

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Saying the same thing over and 
over again with different words 

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 like I just did there. 
Maybe this will be the first 
 

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failure episode for my Sister 
Wives podcast. 
 

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Perhaps. 
Luckily that intro was short 
 

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lived and the family, all of the
Browns gather and go to the 
 

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cul-de-sac to see the status of 
their dream homes. 
 

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And there's a crew there 
breaking ground and getting 
 

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things started for their homes. 
There's machinery digging up 
 

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dirt. 
I don't know what that's called.

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The thing with the. 

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An excavator. 
 
Excavator. 

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See you. 
 
Later. 

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Oh, yeah. 
 
Excavating the ground. 

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Absolutely. 
 
So, you know, they're digging up

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dirt, getting, you know, 
 
Christine's like that's where my

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home is going to be. 
 
You're breaking my ground first.

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And they had to take the kids to

 show them that it's real, it's

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happening. 
 
It's actually happening. 

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OK. 
 
Yeah. 

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Little proof. 
 
Proof for your pudding, finally.

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This pudding needs some proof. 

Give them some morsel of hope. 

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Again, We're not just to hoping,

 We're seeing it now. 

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See here. 
 
What did that? 

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What was that, Robyn? 
 
Like? 

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You mean you're giving us a 
 
second chance at hoping? 

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Yeah, Yep, here it is coming to 
 fruition, ladies and gents. 

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And Robyn gives us another 
 
precious Pearl. 

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It feels like a long time since 
 I've had a real home. 

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This is it. 
 
I hope it is Robyn with the 

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quotes again. 
 
And if there's anyone that I'd 

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like to see homeless, it's 
 
Robyn. 

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So it's a little like, cool, 
 
thanks for letting us know 

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you're going to have a home, 
 
Robyn. 

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If there's anyone who's been 
 
homeless before on this show, 

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it's Robyn, right? 
 
Well, has she? 

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I don't know if she's really 
 
been homeless. 

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I mean, she lived with her mom 

for a while I suppose. 

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That's not not what one would 
 
consider homeless. 

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But there is a photo of Dayton 

sitting in front of a space 

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heater in a trailer. 
 
So I don't know what that means 

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to. 
 
Her that's homeless. 

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Yeah, to her, that's homeless. 

Meri's face is literally orange 

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and 1000 times darker than the 

rest of her body. 

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Her neck, her neck, and her 
 
chest are exposed. 

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Her long sleeves are just 
 
covering the arms. 

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They are not covering the chest 
 at this time and the chest is 

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whiter than my ass. 
 
Oh God no, it wasn't that bad. 

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It was really bad. 
 
Oh geez, it was bad. 

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Her face has been a distraction.

 

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We did cover it in our last 
episode quite a bit about Meri's

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 face. 
I think she took my advice. 
 

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I think she stopped tanning the 
entire body. 
 

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Oh, and saved a little money and
decided to just tan from the 
 

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chin up. 
So she should be rocking some 
 

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turtlenecks or something. 
She should be doing something to

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 yeah, the ombre of her body. 
It was like she did give up the 

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 spray tans finally and then 
just decided to use the same 

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makeup 
 that she was using when
she was getting the full body 

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spray tan. 
 
Oh, sure. 

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It was problematic as always. 
 
Kody rehashes the move to Vegas.

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You know, we have to get some 
 
clips from back in the day, 

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telling the kids about the move,

 telling them about the homes, 

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blah, blah, blah, setting us up 
 for this theme of confronting 

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failure and maybe just not even 
 confronting it, just failure, 

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failure. 
 
So he's got to remind us of 

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their previous failures, which 

we've all seen and discussed. 

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Kody says this is significant. 

The kids and wives need a sense 

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of security. 
 
I love his use of the word 

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significant. 
 
I was like, oh Kody, it's a big 

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word for you. 
 
Well, he doesn't know what being

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a significant other is, but he 

apparently knows what 

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significant means in the sense 

of trying to lie to your 

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children and give him a sense of

 security. 

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Again, like what the fuck man? 

Yes, Kody and his significant 

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lies. 
 
Yes, absolutely. 

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There is a moment where we get 

the older kids on a couch, a 

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couch moment, and they say they 
 think it'll be more like Lehigh

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for the families to be next to 

each other again. 

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And that's something that we've 
 heard in previous episodes kind

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of this whole things were better

 than and, you know, hopefully 

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these younger kids get this 
 
experience. 

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So, you know, the older kids are

 echoing that. 

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Probably prompted by a producer.

 

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Whatever. 
Yeah, kind of the first time 
 

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that the older kids have said 
the younger kids need what we 
 

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had in Lehigh. 
And Maddie says that she can't 


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wait to actually have a space to
call her own and to paint the 
 

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walls, to actually be able to 
paint and like claim a space. 
 

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And I understand that. 
Well, yeah. 
 

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And in this episode, there were 
moments where I noticed broken 


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blinds, you know, framing from 
around a door missing. 
 

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Like, there's just, they're in 
these rentals where things 
 

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probably aren't kept up all that
great. 
 

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But then when you've got the 
Browns living there, you could 


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move into a perfectly fine 
space. 
 

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And by the end of a year, year 
and a half, however long they've

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 been there, at this point, 
it's probably like demolished, 

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like 
 it looks like there's 
like 17 cats and they've all 

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destroyed 
 everything. 
But it's just the Brown family. 

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Well, Mckelty wouldn't have to 

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hang paper on her walls to 
 
decorate. 

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She'll actually be able to paint

 the walls. 

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Can you imagine how splendid 
 
that will look? 

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It'll be a creative outlet for 

her. 

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Oh. 
 
My. 

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Gosh, and we do get to hear more

 about Mckelty's creativity 

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coming up. 
 
So on the couch with the 

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teenagers, Mckelty has fresh, 
 
freshly dyed red hair. 

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Oh yes, bright red. 
 
Very red. 

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Not so fresh that it's on her 
 
skin, around her face or 

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anything like that, but it is 
 
fresh. 

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Yes, and it is red. 
 
Like when you think I'm going to

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the supermarket and I'm going to

 buy a box of red hair dye. 

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That's the color, and I've had 

that color before too. 

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And I just have to say, I make 

fun of everyone so fucking much 

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for their hair in this TV show, 
 whether it's the Browns or the 

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guests or whoever. 
 
And I I'm right there with. 

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That. 
 
If you look at me at this time 

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period, I literally like, AM 
 
these people, which is why I 

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don't feel so horrible tearing 

into them for it, 'cause like I 

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could pull up the proof and be 

like, yeah, I can make fun of 

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myself for the same fucking 
 
thing. 

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So I feel bad about it 
 
sometimes. 

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And then I'm like, Nah, 
 
girlfriend, you're basically 

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making fun of yourself. 
 
Same. 

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I've had the black hair, the red

 hair, the blonde hair, the 

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blue hair. 
 
I've had it all. 

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And so I agree when I'm making 

fun of MC Kelly, these red hair,

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when I had red hair, it really 

accentuated the pimples on my 

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face because it was, I was a 
 
teenager and it was like the 

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acne was like ha ha, ha because 
 of the red hair. 

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Oh. 
 
Goodness, it's. 

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Quite a look while they're at 
 
the cul-de-sac, there's a moment

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where they all are going to 
 
cheers to this momentous moment,

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to this significant moment in 
 
their lives, and they show 

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pouring some sort of red 
 
substance. 

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Cranberry juice? 
 
I'm guessing Unless you have a 

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UTI or you're mixing it with 
 
vodka, you're probably not 

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drinking straight cranberry 
 
juice, Yeah. 

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It's been years since I've had 

straight cranberry juice, but it

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did get my mind. 
 
I was going to say racing, but 

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that's not true. 
 
It did get my mind moving at a 

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snail's pace and I was like, 
 
this would be so funny if 

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instead of it being cranberry 
 
juice, if it was actually wine 

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and they all got fucked up, 
 
they're all wasted on a 

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cul-de-sac. 
 
I'd be like, oh, that'd be 

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great, but it didn't happen 
 
unfortunately. 

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Another failure. 
 
Outtakes after the end of the 

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episode, just them stumbling 
 
their way back to their four 

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separate homes all the way from 
 the cul-de-sac. 

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From like half a glass of wine. 
 

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Berb. 
But they don't come out and say 

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 during the show. 
We do know, based on Christine's

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 book, that she was having a 
cider every now and then after. 

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They're going to be. 

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So they're drinking, but they're

 not talking about. 

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It Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. 
 
We go to Christine Dean's house 

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again. 
 
Next, we're talking to Mckelty. 

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Your favorite person? 
 
Love. 

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Mckelty love Mckelty. 
 
Oh, and we're back to this dream

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of being a world class fashion 

designer. 

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Oh yes, I actually, you know 
 
what? 

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I'm going to blame my current 
 
illness on Mckelty because in 

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the last episode we were saying 
 her name like Mckelty and I 

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strained myself and I never 
 
fully recovered. 

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So Mckelty, you have hurt me 
 
personally. 

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You're just such an Angel, 
 
you're not used to using the 

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demon voice. 
 
I just want it stated for the 

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record that Mckelty is 
 
personally liable for my 

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illness. 
 
OK, Thank you, Mckelty. 

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Christine says you want to hone 
 in on a teenager's dream. 

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You want to encourage them, 
 
especially if their dream is to 

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become a world class fashion 
 
designer. 

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And you look like Mckelty. 
 
So that's what we call a big 

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dream. 
 
So we call a really big dream. 

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Yeah, they're going to be going 
 downtown to meet Jennifer 

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Henry, the fashion designer 
 
extraordinaire. 

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Absolutely. 
 
Christine, Kody and Mckelty are 

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going to meet this Jennifer 
 
Henry and see some behind the 

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scenes action of what it really 
 means to be a world class 

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fashion designer. 
 
Now, honey, I want to ask you, 

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how many Jennifer Henry pieces 

do you currently own? 

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I think that I wrapped some 
 
chicken in a piece of cellophane

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yesterday, so maybe 1, Christine

 says. 

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They're going to see the nuts 
 
and bolts of it all, and then we

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get there and they are putting 

the model in a cellophane dress,

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yes. 
 
No, I for those of you who are 

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like me and are going well, what

 the hell is cellophane? 

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Is it like plastic wrap that 
 
you? 

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Wrap, plastic wrap type of 
 
thing. 

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And it totally looked like it. 

It looked like it was trash bags

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that had been melted down into 

one big long thing and then 

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compiled into a dress, but 
 
different colors. 

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Yeah, it's like thicker than 
 
Saran wrap, but kind of similar 

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and it was neat looking. 
 
The dress was not hit like. 

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If I just saw it. 
 
I would have been like, oh, 

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that's interesting. 
 
Like I wouldn't have said it was

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terrible or anything. 
 
It took some sort of artistic 

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mind to make it, and it took a 

designer to make it. 

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You couldn't just whip that 
 
stuff up on your own unless it 

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was maybe Barbie scale and then 
 I'd be able to whip it up on my

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own. 
 
Oh, but honey, you're an artist 

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as well. 
 
I am, yes. 

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You know my miniatures are 
 
gorgeous. 

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Oh God, you're miniatures. 
 
Mckelty has perhaps the craziest

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curls I have ever seen in my 
 
life with this fresh red hair. 

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I don't even know how to 
 
describe them. 

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You said before sausage curls. 

Sausage curls, but these ones 

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were different, I wrote down. 
 
I've heard banana curls. 

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Mckelty curled her hair to the 

nines. 

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Oh yeah, to the 9.9999 nines. 
 
It was intense. 

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It was another hairstyle that I 
 definitely had myself before. 

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It was way intense. 
 
It was intense and she's trying 

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to be cute. 
 
She's going to meet a fashion 

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designer. 
 
She thinks this is a big deal. 

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If we're being frank, She got 
 
taken it looked like to me to a 

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salon to have I just some photos

 taken of this cellophane 

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dress. 
This lady was trying to promote 

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 her designs and probably got 
the connection through the show 

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and 
 make healthy thinks. 
This is a really big deal and 
 

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it's probably just for a local 
magazine, and I'm not knocking 


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that like it's still a big deal,
but they're trying to play it 
 

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off that it's bigger than it 
actually is, Right? 
 

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Yes. 
Yeah. 
 

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To. 
Tee up the setting. 
 

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It looks like they're gathering 
in like a hallway slash back 
 

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office. 
Like the basement of a college 


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to begin with. 
Yeah, like something I don't 
 

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know. 
Then they get to a salon. 
 

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At some point, they're showing, 
like, footage from what looked 


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like inside of a salon. 
So I don't know. 
 

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But I think they start out 
dressing her and then they do 
 

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cuts to perhaps the area where 
they had done her makeup before.

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It was just bizarre. 

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And it looked like a college 
 
student doing her final, and she

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had to go and take photographs 

of her final dress she made. 

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And they said, yeah, sure, kid, 
 tag along. 

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That was the vibes. 
 
Yeah, that was the vibes. 

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The dress. 
 
The cellophane dress. 

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It was a dress of many colors, 

kind of like Joseph in the 

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Technicolor dreamcoat or 
 
something, but it was a 

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cellophane dress. 
 
It was a plastic prom dress. 

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It was a plastic. 
 
It totally was, and it wasn't 

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even one or two colors. 
 
It was multiple colors. 

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Yeah, Each layer of the skirt, 

if you can imagine, was like 

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Rick racked with cellophane, 
 
like draped with different 

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colors of cellophane. 
 
And the model comes out to get 

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her little ass into this dress, 
 and she's wearing a short white

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petticoat, which I don't know 
 
what that was going to do under 

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the cellophane. 
 
Like that would lift that heavy 

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of plastic. 
 
Nah. 

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And then she's wearing a black 

bra and she comes out to step 

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into the dress and get help and 
 what what occurs? 

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They're going to get the models,

 makeup done and all of that, 

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and then they're going to be 
getting 
 into a car and driving

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to a location to photograph. 
 
The dress. 

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So the way that we're being 
 
introduced to this is like once 

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again in this setting of where 

the fuck are we? 

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And then she's undressing to get

 put into the cellophane dress,

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which sounds it look just as it 
 just, I don't even know how you

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try to do this. 
 
So there was multiple people 

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trying to get her in this. 
 
And she's going to drive off in 

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a limousine to location for 
 
photos. 

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00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,415
So apparently a limo is bigger. 
 

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00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,120
How are you supposed to sit in 
this fucking thing without 
 

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smashing it to shit and making 
it look like trash? 
 

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00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,750
Why wouldn't you get in this on 
set? 
 

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00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:02,588
Like on set. 
Yeah, at the location it's a 
 

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little weird little. 
They don't show her in the dress

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00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:10,518

 and I just had an epiphany 
that they had her come out in 

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00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:13,820
her bra 
 and underwear just for
this scene to get a reaction. 
 

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00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:15,746
That makes sense. 
There's no fucking way they put 

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00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,277
 her in that dress there and 
then put her in a car and then 

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00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:20,796
took 
 her to location. 
They never even show us her in 


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the dress. 
Smashed half the dress sitting 


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00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:25,212
in the car. 
Yeah, these fakers. 
 

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00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:29,300
These these fucking fakers. 
If you can't believe the 
 

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00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,980
producers of Sister Wives, who 
Can you believe? 
 

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00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:35,027
This is a significant farce, 
Kody. 
 

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00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,714
To use your own words, 
Significant. 
 

365
00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:41,343
Kody's such a significant farce.
You bastard. 
 

366
00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:44,578
Oh God, so this is you're right 
because they're. 
 

367
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,887
Sorry, no, just had that 
realization. 
 

368
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:50,302
You're right, because they tee 
up this whole thing of Kody 
 

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00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,860
talking about how he has to 
leave the space because the 
 

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00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:58,635
model is getting undressed. 
And Oh my God, we get to hear 
 

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00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:01,706
more brilliant takes from Robyn 
because of course we need Robyn,

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00:21:01,706 --> 00:21:04,336

 who's not even there to tell 
us about what's going on. 
 

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00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:07,058
So they're on the couch, and 
then Robyn starts to fill us in 

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00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,800
 on this. 
Christine first says Kody left 


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00:21:09,808 --> 00:21:12,056
because he's a gentleman. 
Oh yeah. 
 

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00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:16,692
And then we go to the couch and 
we get even more gems from Robyn

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00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:21,172

 in our religious beliefs. 
It's a sin that you should see 


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another woman naked. 
Kody chooses in his personality 

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00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:31,625
 to be a gentleman, to be the 
kind of guy who would turn his 


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eyes when someone disrobes in 
front of him. 
 

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00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,983
Disrobes, disrobes. 
Disrobes. 
 

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00:21:38,991 --> 00:21:42,755
I'm like where does she get 
these random more than one 
 

383
00:21:42,763 --> 00:21:45,621
syllable words and like why is 
she using them? 
 

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00:21:45,629 --> 00:21:47,900
She's so crazy. 
This is something that's been 
 

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00:21:47,908 --> 00:21:51,788
either like Straight said to 
her, or she's read somewhere and

386
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:55,015

 she's regurgitating it. 
Yeah, no, she disrobes is not 
 

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00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,635
part of her regular vernacular. 
No, she literally had to puke 
 

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00:21:58,643 --> 00:22:03,094
those words out of somewhere 
other than her own gut because 


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00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:06,014
Jesus H Christ. 
Oh honey, don't take the Lords 


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00:22:06,022 --> 00:22:08,370
name in vain. 
This is a pure podcast. 
 

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00:22:08,378 --> 00:22:12,577
Says the man who said fuck in 
front of my 3 year old tonight. 

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00:22:12,577 --> 00:22:13,960
 
And my child proceeded to walk 

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00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,440
around saying it for like 5 
 
minutes straight. 

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00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,520
Fuck. 
 
And I'm like, Oh my gosh, I'm 

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00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,080
just going to look at everything

 but your kid. 

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00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,760
I'm like, Nah, don't worry about

 it. 

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00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,000
Yeah. 
 
Luckily, it wasn't long lived. 

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00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,960
I've said worse. 
 
It was a little like, oh, of all

399
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,120
the things I just said, you 
 
picked up that. 

400
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,840
It's because it's Uncle Chris 
 
saying it, not Mommy. 

401
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,160
Because I say it probably too 
 
often and he just thinks you're 

402
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,360
so cool he wants to repeat it 
 
when you say it. 

403
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,700
Oh honey, you're so flattering. 
 

404
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:46,596
Leave it to the Funko. 
The phone uncle. 
 

405
00:22:46,604 --> 00:22:49,530
Yeah, or the Gunko. 
The gay uncle? 
 

406
00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:51,343
Yeah. 
And the Funko could also be the 

407
00:22:51,343 --> 00:22:52,876
 faggot uncle. 
Oh, it works. 
 

408
00:22:52,884 --> 00:22:58,339
I like either one. 
Kody tells us that his kids pick

409
00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:00,534

 on him for his modesty 
expectations. 
 

410
00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:03,230
It's like we know Kody. 
We know. 
 

411
00:23:03,238 --> 00:23:05,405
They tased me for my modesty 
beliefs. 
 

412
00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:08,456
Yeah, well, the way he says it 
is so dumb too. 
 

413
00:23:08,464 --> 00:23:10,330
Like. 
And they say it right after each

414
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:13,378

 other. 
Robyn and Kody, these modest 
 

415
00:23:13,386 --> 00:23:14,818
beliefs disRobyng. 
DisRobyng. 
 

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00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:18,940
And then he's such a gentleman. 
Like, does someone really think 

417
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,252
 Kody Brown is a gentleman? 
OK. 
 

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00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:25,354
Kody also tells us that the 
model is being taken to Lake Las

419
00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:29,080

 Vegas, which is such a far 
distance, so they can't go to 
 

420
00:23:29,088 --> 00:23:31,340
the shoot. 
They just simply couldn't, which

421
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,992

 totally aligns with the fact 
that this isn't even happening. 

422
00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:35,640
 
She's not going to go sit in a 

423
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,640
limo in that dress. 
 
That'd be like me. 

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00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,800
I can't even think of anything 

because it's so asinine. 

425
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,480
It's silly. 
 
They're obviously teeing this up

426
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:52,080
for a reaction from the family 

and to get a scene of Kody being

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00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,880
modest. 
 
The family Christine confirms 

428
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,480
with us that Mckelty did like 
 
the experience she did. 

429
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,920
And I was like, duh. 
 
But also now that I'm thinking 

430
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,080
it was all set up, I guess even 
 if he she didn't know then it 

431
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,760
would be fine. 
 
I mean, she did seem to be 

432
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,600
enjoying herself. 
 
She's paying attention. 

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00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,960
She was engaged. 
 
So I guess, you know, that's 

434
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,960
probably a lot from a Kelty. 
 
Yeah, I'm sure she didn't know 

435
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,600
that they set her dad up for 
 
some of the scenes and her mom 

436
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,080
up for some of the scenes, but 

she knew that it had to be a 

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00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,360
setup to get her there. 
 
I don't know, like, in what 

438
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:32,480
world your mom would be like a 

normal mom would be like, OK, my

439
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,720
daughter wants to be a fashion 

designer. 

440
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,986
I'm going to go and call around 
 and I'm going to see if 

441
00:24:35,986 --> 00:24:37,720
anyone's doing some sort of 
fashion 
 things. 

442
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,680
Or there was like, an associate 
 producer of the show that's 

443
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,480
like, we've got to set something

 up for some storyline. 

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00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,360
And it's like, OK, Jennifer 
 
Henry, if we're wrong. 

445
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,800
And there is a photograph of 
 
this beautiful young woman, this

446
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:57,560
model, in this lovely cellophane

 dress out near Lake Las Vegas 

447
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,840
with a limo in the background. 

Send it to us. 

448
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,040
I'd love to see the footage. 
 
I'd love to see the shots. 

449
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,160
It took talent to make the 
 
dress. 

450
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,200
Not saying it didn't take talent

 to make the dress. 

451
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,160
True. 
 
I mean, I would fail at it. 

452
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,120
So you know, she succeeded at 
 
that. 

453
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,920
I would not fail at it if it was

 Barbie scale. 

454
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,800
Just putting it out there. 
 
Got to give Kimber her wins. 

455
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,480
We cut to Christine's house, 
 
presumably on another day. 

456
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,440
She's talking at the camera. 
 
We get so much, Christine. 

457
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,400
I'm sorry, you guys, we get. 
 
This whole episode is her. 

458
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:35,200
She says that she got 71% on her

 second test exam after her 

459
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,400
initial failure, which is 
 
another failure. 

460
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,880
So she has failed her second 
 
test exam after failing her 

461
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,720
initial exam. 
 
I just want to say a lot of 

462
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,880
failures when it comes to what 

Christine's doing for no reason,

463
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,520
just because. 
 
You know, they're asking her for

464
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,480
specifics, like what was the 
 
score? 

465
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,680
And she's apologizing to her 
 
children for not helping while 

466
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,200
she's studying. 
 
Yeah, I've been studying a lot, 

467
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,960
she says. 
 
She gives us an example of how 

468
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,360
Isabel asked her when she got 
 
home from school how she did at 

469
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:11,280
her practice test. 
 
And Christine says I failed at 

470
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,360
my quiz. 
 
And Isabel says, well, this just

471
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,840
means you'll be studying again 

and continuing to ignore me. 

472
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,640
And Christine says nobody wants 
 to fail. 

473
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,012
It means you have to study more.

 

474
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,667
Again, Like, yeah, yes it does. 
No. 
 

475
00:26:27,675 --> 00:26:31,542
One wants to fail after 
studying, but the point of being

476
00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:34,885

 good at anything is that you 
never stop studying, right? 
 

477
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:38,040
Like, if you're good at 
something and you enjoy doing 
 

478
00:26:38,048 --> 00:26:40,340
something, you never really 
truly stop studying it. 
 

479
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:44,137
And so the fact that this is 
such like, homework for you and 

480
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:48,218
 hard for you just goes to show 
me that this probably isn't for 

481
00:26:48,218 --> 00:26:50,885
 you. 
Not that people don't have to 
 

482
00:26:50,893 --> 00:26:54,568
study and be like, naturally 
good at everything they do, but 

483
00:26:54,568 --> 00:26:58,142
 there's just something about 
this that feels like she thinks 

484
00:26:58,142 --> 00:27:01,664
 she needs to prove herself to 
people other than herself. 
 

485
00:27:01,672 --> 00:27:05,801
And maybe she's not full like, 
heart in this. 
 

486
00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:08,372
It's just weird. 
I'm glad you brought that up 
 

487
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:11,100
because I was questioning myself
going, You know, Chris, other 
 

488
00:27:11,108 --> 00:27:14,815
than your innate hatred towards 
Christine, why is it that you 
 

489
00:27:14,823 --> 00:27:18,715
are struggling so much with 
hearing her talk about this? 
 

490
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:22,834
I was going to start with bitch,
why are you so fucking dumb? 
 

491
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:26,400
I, I mean, honestly, if you are 
studying so much and you 
 

492
00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:29,850
continue to fail at practice 
tests and the actual test and 
 

493
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,224
your kids are saying you're 
always studying and you're 
 

494
00:27:32,232 --> 00:27:35,415
making it seem like it's the end
of the world, it's like maybe 
 

495
00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:39,275
this just isn't for you. 
I defaulted to Christine's a 
 

496
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,760
moron, but I might have been 
wrong. 
 

497
00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:44,650
Maybe it's just not a good 
alignment because like you said,

498
00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:48,240

 you don't come out of the womb
as an expert at anything but 
 

499
00:27:48,248 --> 00:27:51,415
stuff that you're passionate 
about the learning process and 


500
00:27:51,423 --> 00:27:54,949
the growing process isn't 
something that you're like 
 

501
00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:57,712
fighting against 100%. 
There might be times of 
 

502
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,290
frustration where you're like, 
why can't I get this? 
 

503
00:28:00,298 --> 00:28:01,984
Or like, oh, I'm disappointed in
myself. 
 

504
00:28:01,992 --> 00:28:04,683
But there's there's something 
about it that makes you want to 

505
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,686
 keep trying and gives you like 
a passion and she doesn't have 

506
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,040
it, 
 clearly. 
She doesn't have it, and the 
 

507
00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:13,586
only reason that she keeps on 
going is because she feels that 

508
00:28:13,586 --> 00:28:19,254
 she needs to do this for the 
family for monetary reasons, 
 

509
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:23,109
basically, yeah. 
She tells us that later. 
 

510
00:28:23,117 --> 00:28:26,604
If you're not even good at this 
to begin with, then how are you 

511
00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,668
 going to make money doing it? 
I don't know. 
 

512
00:28:28,676 --> 00:28:32,017
The whole thing is just not 
adding up and it makes me feel 


513
00:28:32,025 --> 00:28:35,740
bad for her because I think 
she's doing this and thinking 
 

514
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:39,360
it'll get her maybe some 
positive attention or some 
 

515
00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:43,281
feedback from the family and she
thinks since she put her mind to

516
00:28:43,281 --> 00:28:44,560

 it, she's got to stick with 
it. 

517
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,840
It reminds me of like a child 
 
that decides they want to 

518
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,920
practice the cello and it's 
 
maybe their 6th grade year and 

519
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,560
you get to choose between all 
 
these instruments. 

520
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,560
You pick the cello and you're 
 
dead set on the cello and you 

521
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,680
hate it and you're not being 
 
honest with yourself or your 

522
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,160
parents because you said you'd 

do the It's just a very weird 

523
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,360
situation and it feels 
 
childlike, like a lot of her 

524
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,600
stuff does to me, feels very 
 
childlike. 

525
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,600
Yeah, like you pick the 
 
instrument in 6th grade and then

526
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,320
by 8th grade you're like, I 
 
fucking hate this. 

527
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,160
And you're in band going. 
 
Or maybe if she's an orchestra, 

528
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,032
she's looking at another person 
 playing an instrument going, 

529
00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:25,520
oh, I wish I was playing that. 

And when you're a kid so many 

530
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,080
times, I mean, at least my 
 
parents would have been like, 

531
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,840
well, this is what you're doing 
 and you chose it and whatever. 

532
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,932
And it's like, that's terrible. 
 

533
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,040
Like give them a chance to 
change if they want. 
 

534
00:29:32,048 --> 00:29:34,968
Yeah, I think that there's a 
happy medium between giving 
 

535
00:29:34,976 --> 00:29:40,283
stuff a fair shot and getting 
past the hump of I'm just not 
 

536
00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:44,230
good at this to the point where 
you're like, no, I'm really not 

537
00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:47,142
 into this. 
My mom was obsessed with the 
 

538
00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:51,256
idea of me learning the piano 
and I hated it. 
 

539
00:29:51,264 --> 00:29:57,312
I took piano lessons from the 
time I was six years old until I

540
00:29:57,312 --> 00:30:02,375

 was 17, and I sucked at it 
because I didn't give a fuck. 
 

541
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,917
I asked my mom repeatedly if I 
could play the guitar and I was 

542
00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,800
 like, all I want is to play the
guitar. 
 

543
00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:10,818
And she's like, if you practice 
piano more, I'll get you guitar 

544
00:30:10,818 --> 00:30:13,464
 lessons. 
That never happened and I 
 

545
00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:17,493
fucking hated the piano. 
And my mom has told me in my 
 

546
00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:21,700
adult life now, I wished that I 
had done the piano when I was 
 

547
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:24,114
younger. 
And I'm not going to lie, 
 

548
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:27,654
there's a big part of me now 
that wishes I would have taken 


549
00:30:27,662 --> 00:30:30,660
that more seriously. 
And that was a huge monetary 
 

550
00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:33,862
commitment on my parents behalf 
when they didn't have the money 

551
00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:35,805
 for it and I took it for 
granted. 
 

552
00:30:35,813 --> 00:30:39,294
But I wish that they would have 
just let me quit and do what I 


553
00:30:39,302 --> 00:30:41,952
wanted. 
And I'm getting this vibe from 


554
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,121
Christine where she's never 
really had the chance to pursue 

555
00:30:45,121 --> 00:30:47,903
 her own dreams. 
She doesn't really know what she

556
00:30:47,903 --> 00:30:51,652

 wants. 
She's been given these ideas and

557
00:30:51,652 --> 00:30:57,307

 this is what Janelle wanted. 
So she hopped on the bandwagon 


558
00:30:57,315 --> 00:31:00,175
and Janelle passed. 
And now she feels like she has 


559
00:31:00,183 --> 00:31:03,745
to continue with it instead of 
pursuing her own dream that 
 

560
00:31:03,753 --> 00:31:07,040
she's unsure of. 
It's it's kind of sad to me. 
 

561
00:31:07,048 --> 00:31:11,208
And This is why I actually like 
Christine a lot, because I just 

562
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:14,615
 think there's this true 
innocence and naivete about her 

563
00:31:14,615 --> 00:31:18,400
 and I just want to see her 
succeed so bad. 
 

564
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:22,800
I don't know. 
Also with the Janelle choosing 


565
00:31:22,808 --> 00:31:27,835
this and she's paralleling and 
now she has to continue on, I'm 

566
00:31:27,835 --> 00:31:31,707
 assuming was an initial push 
from Kody of pressure for the 
 

567
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,817
monetary things, right. 
Like, you have to, we have to 
 

568
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,604
make money, we have to make 
money, we have to make money. 
 

569
00:31:36,612 --> 00:31:39,616
And it's like it sucks when we 
all have that. 
 

570
00:31:39,624 --> 00:31:43,060
Well, most of us have that in 
life where we have to do things 

571
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,396
 that we don't aren't passionate
about, we don't care about just 

572
00:31:45,396 --> 00:31:47,768
 to make ends meet or to pay for
things. 
 

573
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:52,240
And that pressure sucks. 
I feel like that's a pretty 
 

574
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:53,240
universal experience. 
Very universal. 
 

575
00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:56,502
I know it's like a little bit of
a tangent, but I hope that 
 

576
00:31:56,510 --> 00:32:00,036
people can relate to it because 
I think from a young age, we 
 

577
00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:03,882
feel this pressure to succeed in
things that we don't really care

578
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:08,295

 about, but we start to care 
about because we're trying to 
 

579
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,824
impress other people. 
And it's unfortunate. 
 

580
00:32:10,832 --> 00:32:15,360
And if there's one lesson that I
hope to teach my kids from a 
 

581
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:18,348
young age is that do things that
you're passionate about. 
 

582
00:32:18,356 --> 00:32:21,617
Don't do them because you think 
it's going to make, you know, me

583
00:32:21,617 --> 00:32:24,438

 or your dad happy or someone 
else in your life happy. 
 

584
00:32:24,446 --> 00:32:26,520
Like do what makes you truly 
happy. 
 

585
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,568
And these women have never been 
given that chance. 
 

586
00:32:29,576 --> 00:32:33,515
And here she is still trying to 
do something for this family 
 

587
00:32:33,523 --> 00:32:36,440
that's falling apart. 
And she even says, like, we 
 

588
00:32:36,448 --> 00:32:40,420
moved the family with all these 
promises, all these promises of 

589
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:43,400
 staying together, and that's 
not happening. 
 

590
00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:49,436
And I just need another success.
And when she says I need another

591
00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:54,496

 success, I guess my little, 
you know, charcoal heart became 

592
00:32:54,496 --> 00:32:58,450
a 
 little bit bigger or 
something like that. 
 

593
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:01,280
And I was like, yeah, God, she 
needs another success. 
 

594
00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:05,266
Her heart's in the right place 
doing all of this, but it's not 

595
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:08,582
 in the right place for her. 
And I think that is something 
 

596
00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:12,076
that I learned through her book 
is she's, you know, now in a 
 

597
00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:15,376
place in her life where she's 
doing things for herself. 
 

598
00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:19,640
So that makes me happy to know 
that she's at a place like that 

599
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,989
 finally. 
But it's sad to see her striving

600
00:33:21,989 --> 00:33:25,600

 so hard for something she 
obviously isn't passionate 
 

601
00:33:25,608 --> 00:33:27,718
about. 
But then she's taking her child 

602
00:33:27,718 --> 00:33:29,760
 to do something that she's 
passionate about. 
 

603
00:33:29,768 --> 00:33:33,984
So it's like, yeah, there is 
this huge juxtaposition between 

604
00:33:33,984 --> 00:33:38,435
 her taking her child to pursue 
her dreams and then her trying 


605
00:33:38,443 --> 00:33:43,432
to pursue someone else's dreams.
Oh, the tragedy of it all. 
 

606
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,063
Oh gosh, it's Christina. 
Tragedy. 
 

607
00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:48,140
When she was wrapping up this 
segment, she was talking about, 

608
00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:51,758
 you know, needing the other 
success, but how the kids hate 


609
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:55,940
being in four different houses 
and how her relationships with 


610
00:33:55,948 --> 00:34:00,840
the sister wives are dwindling. 
So there's like this thing 
 

611
00:34:00,848 --> 00:34:04,640
happening with her personally 
while she's also dealing with 
 

612
00:34:04,648 --> 00:34:07,670
recognizing that the family is 
falling apart. 
 

613
00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:11,800
And while it's been peppered in 
throughout the show, at this 
 

614
00:34:11,808 --> 00:34:14,868
point, the last couple episodes,
we've been hearing this. 
 

615
00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:18,239
And this is the thing about this
show that's so weird. 
 

616
00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:21,350
It's like they say these things,
we know these things, these are 

617
00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:24,520
 real things, blah, blah, blah. 
But then it's like, bump it up, 

618
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,199
 bump, bump on to the next 
scene. 

619
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,239
And it's like you just said, 
 
your family is falling apart, 

620
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,976
your relationships are dwindling

 with your sister wives, and 

621
00:34:31,976 --> 00:34:34,643
that your kids hate their lives 
right 
 now because of their 

622
00:34:34,643 --> 00:34:36,320
living situation. 
 
And then we're about to get 

623
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,719
whiplash. 
 
And then, Yep, now we're going 

624
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,239
to get whiplash and go to 
 
Robyn's house. 

625
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:44,239
It's like, oh God, And then 
 
we're going to be launching my 

626
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:54,280
sister last class. 
 
Thank you. 

627
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,239
I couldn't go for that high 
 
note, you know, it would have 

628
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,680
killed me. 
 
We're at Robyn's house, 

629
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,400
everybody. 
 
Yeah, unfortunately. 

630
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,640
And the web designer is coming 

over to help them launch the 

631
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,040
website for my sister wife's 
 
closet. 

632
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,320
We've all been just eager with 

anticipation for an update on 

633
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,240
this. 
 
Now we do get a couple updates 

634
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,040
including the actual launch of 

the website and then some shots 

635
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,800
of the jewelry which we will get

 to. 

636
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,960
Janelle tells us that my sister 
 wife's closet was a fraction of

637
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,680
the cost of the gym. 
 
You know, she's reminding us of 

638
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,800
this journey they went on, but 

that the gym is still a dream of

639
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,560
hers. 
 
Which, you know, we know she 

640
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,880
didn't get her dream. 
 
Just like Christine's not 

641
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,680
getting her dream. 
 
There's a lot of dreams not 

642
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,880
happening here except for 
 
Robyn's dream. 

643
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,360
Imagine that Robyn gets her 
 
dream come true. 

644
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,680
Because it had a low start up 
 
cost, Christopher. 

645
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,000
And her, her drawings, her 
 
doodles were just so 

646
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,200
inspirational. 
 
The web designer's over, they're

647
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,800
sitting around a table, there's 
 a landing page, and then they 

648
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,200
launch the site and they show, 

you know, over the shoulder 

649
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,480
footage of the I. 
 
It's so funny because I have a 

650
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,120
bit of PTSD about the, like, 
 
footage of the Google Analytics 

651
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,520
live tracking and like the way 

it used to be laid out on the 

652
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,000
page and how there was the 
 
number of live visitors. 

653
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:17,520
And it's like 228-220-9232 and 

there's almost 300 people on the

654
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,440
site, which, you know, we were, 
 you know, kind of chuckling at 

655
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,040
because it's like they're kind 

of making it sound like there's 

656
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,320
like thousands of people 
 
knocking at the door. 

657
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,000
And it's like the footage they 

had was Max 300 at one time. 

658
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,280
Yeah, I want to say it didn't 
 
get over 300, but. 

659
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,240
At certain points, 300 people 
 
are listening to this podcast at

660
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,800
one time and you only see me 
 
dancing in the streets. 

661
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,240
I'm not like filming it, you 
 
know? 

662
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,040
I mean, you ask other people to 
 film it, but. 

663
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,720
Dancing in the street. 
 
And of course, Robyn, you know, 

664
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,520
she's so smart. 
 
All these people are there and 

665
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,280
it's like, we're just standing 

there naked. 

666
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,957
And I'm like, why are you saying

 it's like you're standing 

667
00:36:58,957 --> 00:37:02,480
there naked? 
 
Like oh God, her correlations 

668
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,000
are just idiotic. 
 
Meri is like a whole bunch of 

669
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,840
people are looking, but nobody's

 buying anything. 

670
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,320
There's no purchases. 
 
Yet yeah, no ones buying 

671
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,400
anything. 
 
We do get a little footage of 

672
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,880
Meri on her phone, Christine on 
 her phone. 

673
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,880
It's like everyone's on their 
 
devices now at the time. 

674
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,520
Of course there's no mobile 
 
responsive website like I'm sure

675
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,080
because they all live. 
 
They're like keyboard flip 

676
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,840
phone, like the, you know, 
 
phones that move up and down. 

677
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,080
They've got them sideways. 
 
Like they're probably looking at

678
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,904
the desktop version of a website

 and trying to, like, figure 

679
00:37:32,904 --> 00:37:35,680
out what's going on. 
 
And Meri's on her phone. 

680
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,040
And as you said, no one's buying

 anything. 

681
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,880
No, and Kody has to remind us 
 
this would be devastating 

682
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,760
financially. 
 
It would be an emotional set 

683
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,680
back is one thing, but a 
 
financial set back is another. 

684
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,920
And Meri's on her phone and she 
 says people are saying they'd 

685
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,400
like to buy something without 
 
mortgaging their home. 

686
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,720
So I'm imagining that she's on 

the tweeter. 

687
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,680
You know, she's on social media 
 somewhere getting some live 

688
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,440
feedback from people who are 
 
visiting the site and going, I 

689
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,120
can't afford this shit. 
 
One of them is what about real 

690
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,400
moms wanting to buy without 
 
mortgaging your house? 

691
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,320
And they kind of laugh and 
 
chuckle at it. 

692
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,840
And it's like, this is fucking 

hilarious because you guys can't

693
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,200
afford your own home. 
 
And like, now you're getting 

694
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,360
this comment about your jewelry 
 being expensive. 

695
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:30,280
And then, Oh my God, Kody. 
 
Kody's comments says. 

696
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,280
In my head, I wanted our pieces 
 to be somewhat iconic. 

697
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,240
Oh, iconic. 
 
All right, Madonna. 

698
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,440
Do you think you are Madonna? 
 
You dumb bitch. 

699
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,000
Like no no no, there's no iconic

 when you're in your 5th season

700
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,240
of a TLC reality show and you're

 a polygamist family. 

701
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,720
And wait till you see this 
 
trash. 

702
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:55,080
Oh God, they show examples of 
 
the jewelry and they are 

703
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,320
hideous. 
 
And Robyn says they are not 

704
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,120
cheap. 
 
They are sterling silver. 

705
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,320
That's the thing, That's the 
 
thing. 

706
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,240
They're sterling silver, that's 
 the thing. 

707
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,720
And it's like, what are you 
 
trying to say? 

708
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,520
They. 
 
Sell sterling silver in gas 

709
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,640
stations. 
 
You're dumb. 

710
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,280
Oh. 
 
God, I'm like, I feel like you 

711
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,080
can buy. 
 
I, I, I, I don't know, but I 

712
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,880
think when I was in 10th grade, 
 I bought my girlfriend a 

713
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,320
sterling silver ring from Kmart 
 for like $15 and gave it to her

714
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,720
and was like, you know, 
 
whatever. 

715
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,520
And I was like, is it real 
 
silver? 

716
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,400
And the person behind the 
 
counter working at Kmart was 

717
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,600
like, yes. 
 
Sterling darling, Sterling. 

718
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,320
It was definitely a lot nicer 
 
than this my sister wife's 

719
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,760
closet crap. 
 
Yeah, my high school boyfriend 

720
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,720
brought me a sterling silver 
 
with turquoise pendant at one 

721
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,160
point. 
 
No chain this is. 

722
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,720
So funny, but we're talking 
 
about high school experiences. 

723
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,680
These are fucking grown ass 
 
adults with children and all the

724
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,840
things. 
 
Well they show us like this 5 LB

725
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:04,520
charm of an S and AW that 
 
literally looks like a drawing 

726
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,640
ripped out of my 9th grade 
 
notebook. 

727
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,280
Yeah, it reminded me of like a 

cartoon, like someone took. 

728
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,280
It was a cartoon. 
 
From cartoons and made an 

729
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,560
southwest out of it and then 
 
with. 

730
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:23,840
Sharp edges for I don't know. 
 
To hurt yourself, but worry. 

731
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,920
Yourself after you spend all 
 
this money on their jewelry and 

732
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,760
regret it like. 
 
And the charm thing, the charm 

733
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,640
was like it reminded me of when 
 someone has like a jumbo key 

734
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,880
chain and it has the big ass 
 
circle and there was like all 

735
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,080
these charms, it looked like it 
 weighed 25 lbs. 

736
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,120
I'm like where would what would 
 you even do with this? 

737
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:46,800
In the original sketches, when 

we were looking at the sketches 

738
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,840
and you're like, well, let's 
 
give her some slack. 

739
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,960
Like I'm sure it's not going to 
 look like the yeah yeah bitch I

740
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,880
was. 
 
Having a fever? 

741
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,120
Dream like I'm sure it's not 
 
going to look exactly like and 

742
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,960
but we both said we were like 
 
who the fuck wants an southwest 

743
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,160
right on a necklace? 
 
Unless you're like initials are 

744
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,640
southwest, what the fuck. 
 
Very strange. 

745
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,320
The only reason you would want 

that piece of jewelry 

746
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,739
specifically is if Southwest was

 in some way super significant 

747
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:17,440
to you. 
 
And who's that? 

748
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,280
We learned that they did 28 
 
orders on that first day. 28 

749
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,720
orders. 28 orders. 
 
While this is going on, I did a 

750
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,840
couple things caught my eye 
 
other than Robyn's fabulously 

751
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:35,400
designed jewelry. 1 is that Meri

 is wearing a long sleeve shirt

752
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,120
that is nuclear green. 
 
And I think when I said, Oh my 

753
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,800
God, the shirt's nuclear green, 
 you said another thing. 

754
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Chartreuse. 
 
Chartreuse, Yes. 

755
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,240
It was like a muted version of 

Brat Summer from a year or two 

756
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,960
ago, whatever that was. 
 
Yeah. 

757
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,000
My hair color from our brat 
 
summer. 

758
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,400
Oh God. 
 
Oh I forgot about that. 

759
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,000
Must have been a trauma 
 
response. 

760
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,600
God. 
 
And so she's wearing this like 

761
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,640
hideous long sleeve shirt that 

like no one should be, well, she

762
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,320
is white, pretending to maybe 
 
not be white. 

763
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,800
So it might have maybe worked, 

you know, with the face. 

764
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,080
She probably thought it made her

 look even more tan. 

765
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,240
She's like, it really brings up 
 to Tanner and it's like, oh, 

766
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,040
honey, no, no, no, no, no. 
 
And with over that nuclear green

767
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,720
shirt was this black spaghetti 

top and it just was awful. 

768
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,080
And in front of her was stemware

 with orange juice in it. 

769
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,840
And there was in front of Kody 

the same thing. 

770
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,480
And I'm going, we're drinking 
 
orange juice out of stemware at 

771
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,320
our website launch while wearing

 nuclear green and selling the 

772
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,400
ugliest jewelry you've ever 
 
seen. 

773
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:46,120
Like what is this? 
 
I don't understand a lot of the 

774
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,640
choices. 
 
Yeah. 

775
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:52,160
And This is why I don't believe 
 that there's not any drinking 

776
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,400
going on. 
 
Like do you think who would do? 

777
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,920
This over. 
 
Well, also, but like, do you 

778
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,640
think they were like, well, 
 
let's make little mimosas for 

779
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,040
ourselves while we do this? 
 
And like, perhaps they were 

780
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,760
having actual mimosas and they 

justify it by being like, well, 

781
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,360
we're just having like, 
 
basically a little fancy soda 

782
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,360
here or something. 
 
Like, it didn't look bubbly at 

783
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,560
all. 
 
But I also don't know. 

784
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,280
It just seems so bizarre. 
 
Janelle says, you know, we've 

785
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:27,010
got big homes for this business 
 and I didn't understand what 

786
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,782
the fuck that was supposed to 
mean. 
 

787
00:43:28,790 --> 00:43:32,382
I think she means like, we've 
got like a lot of money sunk 
 

788
00:43:32,390 --> 00:43:35,970
into this and now we've got 
these big homes to pay for with 

789
00:43:35,970 --> 00:43:37,520
 this business. 
But she goes. 
 

790
00:43:37,528 --> 00:43:39,507
We've got big homes for this 
business. 
 

791
00:43:39,515 --> 00:43:43,084
Oh God, I missed that. 
And why did they even pull that 

792
00:43:43,084 --> 00:43:45,456
 as a sound bite? 
It's so dumb. 
 

793
00:43:45,464 --> 00:43:48,089
Puddle Monkey. 
They're just terrible. 28 orders

794
00:43:48,089 --> 00:43:52,624

 on the launch day, which to 
me, I'm going, you know, it's a 

795
00:43:52,624 --> 00:43:55,424
 launch day with obvious 
promotion because Meri's like on

796
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,024

 her phone, everyone's like 
checking to see what's going on.

797
00:43:58,024 --> 00:43:59,000

 
They've obviously been plugging 

798
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,240
this and promoting this. 
 
They launch and a launch day 

799
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,120
where you have multiple people 

that are on a television show 

800
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:10,560
Hawking their fucking nasty ass 
 jewelry should be a peak, not a

801
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,080
valley like the first day should

 be a like, wow, we're going to

802
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,800
have to have this as a goal to 

reach again. 

803
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,360
Like somehow we're going to get 
 there. 

804
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,800
And it was 28 orders. 
 
That should be the most sales. 

805
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,720
Like, oh God, I'm not kidding 
 
you when I say this jewelry was 

806
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,920
ugly as sin. 
 
Like it's ugly and it's the 

807
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:34,160
dumbest thing and whoever hyped 
 her up about the Southwest and 

808
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:41,040
the whole sister wife's thing as

 the sayings on stuff. 

809
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,680
Like we said before, how many 
 
fucking people are sister wives 

810
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,960
in the real world and how many 

people who actually are sister 

811
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,000
wives can afford this shit? 
 
Right. 

812
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,280
Yeah, people with two incomes 
 
and without a million children 

813
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,760
can't afford it, let alone 
 
someone who's like, stealing 

814
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,960
government benefits and has 
 
like, a horde of groceries in 

815
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,480
their basement. 
 
Strange. 

816
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,560
Unbelievable, completely 
 
unbelievable that they even 

817
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,960
thought that this was, I don't 

even like remotely a good idea. 

818
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,160
This is like the dumbest thing 

ever. 

819
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,080
I don't know. 
 
We get to Christines house yet 

820
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,600
again for the 400 thousandth 
 
time this episode. 

821
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:25,400
This is Christine episode. 
 
And she is leaving for the real 

822
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,360
estate exam. 
 
She is walking out of that 

823
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,280
house, head held high, going to 
 take the real estate exam. 

824
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,840
Oh yes. 
 
The rest of the family is 

825
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:43,040
patiently, quietly waiting at a 
 park for the results of set 

826
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,840
exam. 
 
Well, when Christine's leaving, 

827
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,360
there is a funny clip with like 
 Kody saying goodbye to her. 

828
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,080
She's walking out the house and 
 he says, I don't remember 

829
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,480
everything he said, but one of 

the things he says is like, have

830
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,360
a good day or something. 
 
And it was like totally a thing 

831
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,320
you say to fuck. 
 
It was so mindless. 

832
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,720
Like I'm like, dude, are you 
 
even aware of what she's doing 

833
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,000
and where she's going? 
 
He's probably thinking about 

834
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,440
either Robyn or how he might 
 
have to be somewhat responsible 

835
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,240
for his own children while 
 
Christine is doing this, and 

836
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,320
probably not even all of them. 

Or it was filmed after the fact 

837
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,000
and it was it was just filmed as

 a plug in for any situation 

838
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,360
similar or like thereof. 
 
Totally could be a pickup. 

839
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,400
Interesting. 
 
Because it was really bizarre. 

840
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,560
And if it was a situation where 
 she was actually leaving to do 

841
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,560
the exam, it'd be like give her 
 a hug, a kiss on the cheek and 

842
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,561
say good luck, you've got this. 
 

843
00:46:30,569 --> 00:46:32,040
Got this girl? 
Yeah. 
 

844
00:46:32,048 --> 00:46:34,240
You're strong. 
You're a Kelly Clarkson song. 
 

845
00:46:34,248 --> 00:46:36,664
You've got this. 
It's David. 
 

846
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:39,134
Christine so tall a lie. 
Oh God. 
 

847
00:46:39,142 --> 00:46:41,350
OK. 
Oh, jeez, yeah. 
 

848
00:46:41,358 --> 00:46:45,346
Christine gives us some voice 
overs, then while we're watching

849
00:46:45,346 --> 00:46:49,420

 her leave and then into some 
couch moments where she talks 
 

850
00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:52,500
about how they've isolated as a 
family. 
 

851
00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:56,448
They've isolated, isolated. 
It feels like we've failed even 

852
00:46:56,448 --> 00:46:59,905
 if it's not permanent. 
And I'm like, even if it's not 


853
00:46:59,913 --> 00:47:01,528
permanent. 
OK, so you're temporarily 
 

854
00:47:01,536 --> 00:47:02,670
failing. 
Once again. 
 

855
00:47:02,678 --> 00:47:06,000
On the theme of failing, she 
says it feels like we're living 

856
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000
 separate lives and we don't 
need each other anymore. 
 

857
00:47:09,008 --> 00:47:13,362
Yeah, it's kind of sad. 
She's like, I wanted to have 
 

858
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:15,768
these ladies to help raise my 
kids. 
 

859
00:47:15,776 --> 00:47:20,015
I'm doing it alone. 
And gosh, I feel like I'm 
 

860
00:47:20,023 --> 00:47:22,738
failing at that. 
She's failing at being a single 

861
00:47:22,738 --> 00:47:25,080
 mom. 
Well, when you didn't plan on 
 

862
00:47:25,088 --> 00:47:27,792
it, it's. 
And you pop six of them out of 


863
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,583
that. 
Hoo ha. 
 

864
00:47:28,591 --> 00:47:31,976
Then you got to raise them by 
yourself when your husband's 
 

865
00:47:31,984 --> 00:47:34,792
with another wife and no one's 
checking in on you. 
 

866
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,040
And we were just talking about 
this with Meri last episode. 
 

867
00:47:38,048 --> 00:47:41,375
You said, why isn't Meri 
checking in on people? 
 

868
00:47:41,383 --> 00:47:43,600
Meri's nowhere to be seen, 
nowhere to be found. 
 

869
00:47:43,608 --> 00:47:45,840
Why isn't she like, hey, 
Christine, I know you're 
 

870
00:47:45,848 --> 00:47:48,218
studying for that exam. 
Do you need a couple hours 
 

871
00:47:48,226 --> 00:47:50,341
tonight? 
I can come over and you can even

872
00:47:50,341 --> 00:47:52,694

 leave and go to my quiet house
and study. 
 

873
00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:54,298
Yeah. 
Or drop the kids. 
 

874
00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,939
Off here, whatever. 
Study in front of Janelle's fish

875
00:47:56,939 --> 00:47:59,896

 tank for all we fucking care 
and I'll watch the kids. 
 

876
00:47:59,904 --> 00:48:02,621
I could help you because she's 
going to the gym at 4:45 in the 

877
00:48:02,621 --> 00:48:05,160
 morning and then her kids go to
school and what else is she 
 

878
00:48:05,168 --> 00:48:06,710
doing? 
I mean, honestly, these people, 

879
00:48:06,710 --> 00:48:08,756
 what are they doing with all of
their time? 
 

880
00:48:08,764 --> 00:48:12,075
But that's what makes me sad for
her, her again, because she's 
 

881
00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:15,226
like, I went into this thinking 
that these ladies were here to 


882
00:48:15,234 --> 00:48:17,316
help me raise my kids and I'm 
doing it alone. 
 

883
00:48:17,324 --> 00:48:20,312
And gosh darn it, I feel like 
I'm failing at it. 
 

884
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,365
And you know, that's such a 
horrible feeling to go into a 
 

885
00:48:24,373 --> 00:48:27,700
marriage or a relationship in 
general, thinking you have a 
 

886
00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,519
partner and then feeling like 
your partner's not there for 
 

887
00:48:30,527 --> 00:48:33,870
you, much less you go into a 
marriage with two other wives. 


888
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:37,622
So you think you have three 
adults that have your back and 


889
00:48:37,630 --> 00:48:39,980
none of them have your back 
right now? 
 

890
00:48:39,988 --> 00:48:42,760
And then you've brought in even 
another one that you were 
 

891
00:48:42,768 --> 00:48:45,282
supposed to be OK with. 
You were supposed to be a 
 

892
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:46,740
welcoming and all of that with 
Robyn. 
 

893
00:48:46,748 --> 00:48:47,976
Yeah. 
Where's Robyn? 
 

894
00:48:47,984 --> 00:48:51,414
Who's she helping? 
No, she had this big kumbaya 
 

895
00:48:51,422 --> 00:48:54,560
moment with Robyn. 
At that cafe restaurant thing. 


896
00:48:54,568 --> 00:48:58,520
Yeah, they never address why 
that didn't stick, we hear. 
 

897
00:48:58,528 --> 00:49:03,676
Yeah, that came and went. 
We hear down the Grapevine, 
 

898
00:49:03,684 --> 00:49:08,200
like, externally, that it's 
because Robyn was talking about 

899
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,650
 it to Kody and lying. 
But like, they don't address 
 

900
00:49:11,658 --> 00:49:15,857
that on the show. 
So if you're a viewer watching 


901
00:49:15,865 --> 00:49:21,082
in real time back in like 2011, 
you don't know what's going on 


902
00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:22,664
and you're just like, I don't 
understand. 
 

903
00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:24,406
Like she feels alone. 
What? 
 

904
00:49:24,414 --> 00:49:28,161
And when I watched this show, 
however many years ago, and I I 

905
00:49:28,161 --> 00:49:31,588
 didn't see this show when it 
was originally airing, but I did

906
00:49:31,588 --> 00:49:33,320

 watch it streaming shortly 
after. 
 

907
00:49:33,328 --> 00:49:37,540
And as a casual viewer, it's 
like I wasn't putting these 
 

908
00:49:37,548 --> 00:49:41,440
pieces together and I wasn't, 
you know, going where is 
 

909
00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:43,040
everybody? 
What is everybody doing? 
 

910
00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:45,700
Because these statements, they, 
I don't know if it's just 
 

911
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:46,935
through editing. 
I don't get it. 
 

912
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:49,565
But there's these big dramatic 
statements about how she is 
 

913
00:49:49,573 --> 00:49:52,046
failing at raising her kids on 
her own. 
 

914
00:49:52,054 --> 00:49:54,348
She is separating from her 
sister wives. 
 

915
00:49:54,356 --> 00:49:59,082
Their family is disintegrating. 
And it's like, these are big 
 

916
00:49:59,090 --> 00:50:02,520
things and it's just treated so 
haphazardly. 
 

917
00:50:02,528 --> 00:50:05,940
It's very bizarre. 
Yeah, she's talking about 
 

918
00:50:05,948 --> 00:50:10,696
postpartum in other seasons and 
that's never even addressed 
 

919
00:50:10,704 --> 00:50:14,688
either. 
And I think truly is 3 now, but 

920
00:50:14,688 --> 00:50:18,404
 you're technically postpartum 
hormonally and physically for 
 

921
00:50:18,412 --> 00:50:24,108
like 2 years after having a baby
and they're not being supportive

922
00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:27,675

 at all of her. 
Like, yeah, now there's baby 
 

923
00:50:27,683 --> 00:50:32,012
Saul, but people should be extra
supportive of the moms with the 

924
00:50:32,012 --> 00:50:34,105
 youngest. 
And it's just not happening. 
 

925
00:50:34,113 --> 00:50:39,700
And I think that part of the 
issue here is obviously Kody 
 

926
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:45,285
pitting them against each other 
and lying, but that there was 
 

927
00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:50,085
never this camaraderie from the 
get go and that each of them was

928
00:50:50,085 --> 00:50:53,570

 used as a different type of 
glue to try to fix what was 

929
00:50:53,570 --> 00:50:56,988
already 
 failing. 
Based on a made-up religious 
 

930
00:50:56,996 --> 00:51:01,182
cult blah blah blah. 
Like it's all a House of Cards. 

931
00:51:01,182 --> 00:51:03,240
 
Because even if like me and my 

932
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:09,000
best friend joined a commune 
 
together that was like this, I 

933
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,200
wouldn't be able to distance 
 
myself from her after she had a 

934
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,400
baby. 
 
I'd be like, right, what do you 

935
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,480
need? 
 
Or But now there's this like 

936
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:22,000
feeling of our kids are actually

 siblings and that's not that 

937
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:27,280
connections not happening. 
 
I I find it so sad and tragic 

938
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:32,640
and it just goes to show to me 

that it was never meant to be 

939
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,640
like this whole thing was forced

 from the get go. 

940
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,680
And the, the, the examples that 
 they point to, even culturally 

941
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,853
in the AUB or these other cults,

 it's like the examples that 

942
00:51:43,853 --> 00:51:48,087
they show are women that don't 
speak 
 up, You know, they keep 

943
00:51:48,087 --> 00:51:50,080
sweet, they're just supposed to 
fall in 
 line. 

944
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,920
The husband does whatever and 
 
they're whatever. 

945
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,440
So these aren't healthy 
 
relationships overall, like just

946
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,600
intrinsically. 
 
No, they're competitive. 

947
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,400
It's like pitting women against 
 each other, like which one of 

948
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:05,120
you can get my attention and 
 
make me happy and keep me 

949
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,840
around? 
 
And it's the opposite of what 

950
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,459
you would think, where it's like

 these women that are 

951
00:52:11,459 --> 00:52:14,940
supporting other women and 
instead it's 
 pitting women 

952
00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:17,340
against each other for one man. 
 

953
00:52:17,348 --> 00:52:18,315
It's. 
Nasty. 
 

954
00:52:18,323 --> 00:52:20,745
It's the whole thing's nasty, I 
mean. 
 

955
00:52:20,753 --> 00:52:24,119
Colleen with AK tried to give us
some insight and she was just a 

956
00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:26,859
 little rough around the edges. 
We do meet her again later in 
 

957
00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:29,300
the show, so we will be 
reintroduced to Colleen. 
 

958
00:52:29,308 --> 00:52:33,262
We'll learn more about her. 
Maybe she'll have a little bit 


959
00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:36,995
more of a soft approach because 
our first introduction to her 
 

960
00:52:37,003 --> 00:52:41,280
was a little a little rugged. 
I doubt it, but I am excited to 

961
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,960
 see how the hair has 
progressed. 

962
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,520
Oh yes, yes, Kody says we're 
 
taking the kids to the park to 

963
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,760
hang out while Christine takes 

her test. 

964
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:54,600
And I have to laugh because in 

this episode there is so many 

965
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:59,040
examples of failed instead of 
 
failed because of their Utah 

966
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,680
access failed. 
 
So he's like every time they 

967
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,600
talk about failed, failed, 
 
failed, it's like filled. 

968
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,880
It's not. 
 
Do you think she failed? 

969
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,920
Do you think she failed? 
 
Do you think she failed? 

970
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,200
It's like, Oh my God, they show 
 them briefly at the park. 

971
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,320
What do you call that thing that

 they're under? 

972
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,760
A pergola. 
 
This is I wrote down pergola. 

973
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,320
No. 
 
Did I write down pergola? 

974
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,080
I wrote down gazebo because I 
 
thought a pergola had slats on 

975
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,400
the top. 
 
You're probably right. 

976
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,240
It's like, you know, it's like a

 shed without the sides. 

977
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,440
It's like there's a roof and 
 
posts that are holding it up. 

978
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,360
People hate us. 
 
Really. 

979
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,931
People do hate us 'cause there's

 probably, I know they're 

980
00:53:33,931 --> 00:53:37,960
yelling at Eskimo Brothers. 
 
Shout out to my friend Kody, 

981
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,760
who's like, I was yelling Eskimo

 Brothers at the gym. 

982
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,360
Damn. 
 
My gosh, it's so funny. 

983
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,960
And it's true. 
 
I mean like, I don't know what 

984
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,040
it's called. 
 
What I have to say to Kody, we 

985
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,640
can't all be Eskimo brothers. 
 
So the fact that you know that 

986
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,360
term, darlin, what do you have 

to tell us? 

987
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:57,040
I want to hear that story. 
 
Tell us that story, please. 

988
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,200
I'll share that story after 
 
we're done recording. 

989
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,920
Wink, wink. 
 
Nod. 

990
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,440
Can't wait. 
 
Kody, don't hate me. 

991
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:10,440
Oh, Kody. 
 
Anyway, we're under the gondola.

992
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,000
So they're under the gondola, 
 
yes, they're under the pergola 

993
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,600
that's solid roofed and they're 
 just doing whatever, setting up

994
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,680
food, blah, blah, blah. 
 
Fill in time, fill in space. 

995
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,520
Some people said some things, I 
 didn't care. 

996
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,640
About Kody says her energy is 
 
kind of low, referencing 

997
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,480
Christine. 
 
Like oh, did he talk to her on 

998
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,040
the phone? 
 
Did he get a text? 

999
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,360
Her energy is kind of low, so I 
 don't know. 

1000
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,560
And then Janelle's like, I'm 
 
just, I she was just was really 

1001
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,760
prepared this time. 
 
I know she was really prepared. 

1002
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,800
And Robyn's like, well, I'm 
 
nervous now. 

1003
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,280
And they're just kind of all 
 
going back and forth about their

1004
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,960
themselves. 
 
Their feelings about Christine's

1005
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,800
feelings. 
 
Oh my gosh. 

1006
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:56,000
And then Christine walks up from

 the parking lot with Truly in 

1007
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,760
tow and a wagon that's full of 

stuff or said picnic. 

1008
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,960
And who was the boy that was 
 
there helping? 

1009
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,640
That's like truly is protector 

Hunter, Hunter Hunter was 

1010
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:14,120
helping her come and then 
 
Mckelty was also with her. 

1011
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,600
And I'm just thinking to myself,

 she's meeting everybody there 

1012
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:23,040
with her test results and they 

couldn't even bring truly for 

1013
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,080
her. 
 
Like where was truly? 

1014
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:29,440
Why is she bringing a literal 
 
wagon full of whatever was in 

1015
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,760
there if it was food or supplies

 or something? 

1016
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,160
And you were totally right that 
 she at least brought Truly, 

1017
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,480
because Kody says like hey, true

 or something. 

1018
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,600
Yeah, come on over here like 
 
some bridged. 

1019
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,800
Version of her name and it's 
 
like so truly wasn't there. 

1020
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,840
So it's probably not even the 
 
same day. 

1021
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,200
I this is it. 
 
Like there probably are elements

1022
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,920
of this episode that are either 
 reshot or didn't happen in the 

1023
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,880
same order or whatever and fuck 
 that. 

1024
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,764
I feel like Mckel T was probably

 at home watching Truly and 

1025
00:55:56,764 --> 00:56:00,934
then Hunter was texting Mckel T 
like 
 we're here and then 

1026
00:56:00,934 --> 00:56:04,160
Hunter came to help get 
everything and bring 
 him back.

1027
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,520
And it's just so lame. 
 
It's. 

1028
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:12,945
Disjointed and dumb, and you set

 this whole scene up just for 

1029
00:56:12,945 --> 00:56:15,000
Did you fail? 
 
Did you fail? 

1030
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,440
Did you fail? 
 
I fail. 

1031
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,007
But, and it's like other reality

 shows manage to do these 

1032
00:56:19,007 --> 00:56:20,488
things without us being 
distracted. 
 

1033
00:56:20,496 --> 00:56:23,722
It's like they think we as 
viewers are idiots and we're not

1034
00:56:23,722 --> 00:56:25,840

 going to notice. 
It's like Christine just went to

1035
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,195

 take a test. 
Kody brought all the kids to the

1036
00:56:28,195 --> 00:56:29,810

 park, yet she's arriving with 
children. 
 

1037
00:56:29,818 --> 00:56:33,972
Like it's dumb. 
I want to know what is truly 
 

1038
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:37,161
going on, but truly going on 
with the trulys. 
 

1039
00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:39,414
What's truly going on behind the
scenes. 
 

1040
00:56:39,422 --> 00:56:43,214
Because you've got Meri that's 
10 shades darker in the face 
 

1041
00:56:43,222 --> 00:56:48,290
than the body. 
You've got these setup scenes 
 

1042
00:56:48,298 --> 00:56:54,332
that are haphazard. 
You've got fed lines to the 
 

1043
00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:58,801
kids. 
It's the start of reality TV in 

1044
00:56:58,801 --> 00:57:04,999
 this era, but it's also past 
the start enough and we're into 

1045
00:57:04,999 --> 00:57:12,567
the 
 fifth season, so it's just
a little confusing that it's so 

1046
00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:15,540
 haphazard. 
It's almost like I get the vibe 

1047
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:19,029
 from Kody in this scene that he
showed up, he had a time, he had

1048
00:57:19,029 --> 00:57:20,240

 to show up and he did 
whatever. 

1049
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,320
And it's almost like they're 
 
half assing it. 

1050
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,600
So like the production company, 
 they're half assing it because 

1051
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:30,440
they fucking suck. 
 
But then why are you as the star

1052
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,400
of the show, as lead talent, 
 
particularly the adults? 

1053
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,760
Why aren't you walking up with 

her? 

1054
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,920
What? 
 
What is going on here? 

1055
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,680
Like why are you? 
 
Like why aren't you going to 

1056
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,720
help her? 
 
Haphazardly participating in 

1057
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,160
your own television show, it's 

very weird. 

1058
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,880
And then all of a sudden, out of

 nowhere, out of nowhere, she 

1059
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,600
goes. 
 
I passed. 

1060
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:55,040
No, I'm. 
 
Telling you it's that crazy that

1061
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,480
all of a sudden she just says 
 
that like it's like a 

1062
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,800
conversation like we're having 

and then all of a sudden it's. 

1063
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,720
I passed, yeah. 
 
Kody's like what happened is she

1064
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,560
goes, I passed. 
 
And then they're eating burritos

1065
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,880
or tacos or Taco salads or 
 
something. 

1066
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,920
I don't even know. 
 
I'm like, you just set up this 

1067
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,400
entire episode to lead up to 
 
this moment, and then that's how

1068
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,760
you have her announce it just as

 she's kind of like standing 

1069
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:19,720
there. 
 
It's like. 

1070
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,160
Very weird. 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly 

1071
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,400
on the plain. 
 
I don't even. 

1072
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,680
Know it's hard to even comment 

on because it's like, what is 

1073
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,560
going on? 
 
Like these people, even the way 

1074
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,880
they were talking about it, they

 this was totally reshot, this 

1075
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,560
was totally a pickup. 
 
This was something because, you 

1076
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,040
know, when Janelle's talking 
 
about it, she's like, I don't 

1077
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,480
know, I feel like yeah, she 
 
probably, she tried really hard 

1078
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,800
and whatever. 
 
And Robyn's like, they're just 

1079
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,880
talking yeah, like they're just 
 like talking like not even in 

1080
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,440
the same. 
 
There's that whatever vibe that 

1081
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,680
happens when you actually are 
 
anticipatory, right? 

1082
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,160
If someone's coming with some 
 
news, you're like, Oh my gosh, 

1083
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,240
like what's it going to be? 
 
And that was completely missing.

1084
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:02,040
The kids were like bored, like 

the energy was not there at all.

1085
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,168
She's showing up with her child 
 after waiting for these 

1086
00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:08,315
results. 
And that's why I'm saying it's 


1087
00:59:08,323 --> 00:59:13,223
like, Christine literally says I
passed and it feels like the 
 

1088
00:59:13,231 --> 00:59:15,020
rain. 
It's rainfall mainly on the 
 

1089
00:59:15,028 --> 00:59:16,840
plane. 
Like she'd like, they asked her 

1090
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,948
 to say this like 500 times. 
They're probably like. 
 

1091
00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,486
Could you tell us you passed 
again? 
 

1092
00:59:20,494 --> 00:59:25,135
I passed and then they chose 
that as the clip. 
 

1093
00:59:25,143 --> 00:59:29,040
That's the best thing, yes. 
That's why I'm like dying about 

1094
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,661
 it. 
Like, Oh my God, Eliza, do a 
 

1095
00:59:32,669 --> 00:59:37,570
little much, but we get to the 
couch with the adults. 
 

1096
00:59:37,578 --> 00:59:41,360
So then this transition also 
backs up our suspicions here 
 

1097
00:59:41,368 --> 00:59:44,882
that she says I passed. 
There's a few cutaway shots to 


1098
00:59:44,890 --> 00:59:47,175
them eating food. 
And then now we're on the couch.

1099
00:59:47,175 --> 00:59:48,240

 
Like there was, there wasn't 

1100
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,480
even anything happening. 
 
It's like she said I passed and 

1101
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,720
then it was like, that's that. 

Now we're going to the couch to 

1102
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,640
wrap up the episode. 
 
We get a moment alone with 

1103
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,320
Christine speaking to the 
 
camera, solo interview and 

1104
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,520
Christine. 
 
Is talking about how she has 

1105
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,000
been thinking of this moment and

 thinking of selling her first 

1106
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,428
home and getting that check and 
 thinking what debt can I pay 

1107
01:00:12,428 --> 01:00:16,080
off first with this check and 
asking 
 the family what debt 

1108
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,760
needs to be paid off first with 
my first big 
 check. 

1109
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,522
And she says that to the camera.

 

1110
01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:28,240
And then they go to the family 
on the couch, the adults on the 

1111
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:33,005
 couch, And we've got Robyn. 
No, I'm not going to go. 
 

1112
01:00:33,013 --> 01:00:39,220
And we've got Christine, and 
we've got Meri, and we've got 
 

1113
01:00:39,228 --> 01:00:46,104
Janelle and we've got Kody. 
And Christine is reminiscing and

1114
01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:50,804

 talking about studying by 
herself and that her kids had to

1115
01:00:50,804 --> 01:00:54,144

 pick up the slack because she 
had to study by herself. 
 

1116
01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:57,420
Well, she starts out by saying 
that she was thinking about life

1117
01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:00,300

 in Lehigh and how they all 
supported each other when they 


1118
01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:03,943
used to live there together. 
And then she says, here I'm all 

1119
01:01:03,943 --> 01:01:06,760
 alone so the kids have to pick 
up the slack. 
 

1120
01:01:06,768 --> 01:01:11,740
I feel like we are feeling as a 
family to translate that, she 
 

1121
01:01:11,748 --> 01:01:14,505
says. 
I feel like we're failing as a 


1122
01:01:14,513 --> 01:01:16,441
family. 
But what she actually said was I

1123
01:01:16,441 --> 01:01:18,183

 feel like we are filling as a 
family. 
 

1124
01:01:18,191 --> 01:01:22,534
We're not a support system, and 
that's frightening. 
 

1125
01:01:22,542 --> 01:01:26,219
Frightening. 
It's really sad too, she says. 


1126
01:01:26,227 --> 01:01:29,903
I created this void in my kids 
lives. 
 

1127
01:01:29,911 --> 01:01:33,724
I didn't have the support from 
my sister Waves. 
 

1128
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:37,720
I feel like we're failing as a 
family right now. 
 

1129
01:01:37,728 --> 01:01:40,142
Sorry. 
We haven't gotten together a lot

1130
01:01:40,142 --> 01:01:43,715

 and it's like she's saying all
these deep things, like she's 
 

1131
01:01:43,723 --> 01:01:50,125
finally coming to terms and like
saying how she feels and outing 

1132
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:54,134
 the reality and nobody knows 
what to say. 
 

1133
01:01:54,142 --> 01:01:57,220
Except for Meri comes in, which 
is. 
 

1134
01:01:57,228 --> 01:01:59,631
Bullshit. 
I wouldn't go so far as to call 

1135
01:01:59,631 --> 01:02:02,583
 us a failure. 
We need to continue working on 


1136
01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:04,160
things. 
We need to continue working 
 

1137
01:02:04,168 --> 01:02:07,008
towards things that we want. 
It's like like a wet bar. 
 

1138
01:02:07,016 --> 01:02:09,046
Like a wet bar, Like Meri, where
are you? 
 

1139
01:02:09,054 --> 01:02:12,304
What are you working on? 
This is up until this point I've

1140
01:02:12,304 --> 01:02:14,890

 been primarily distracted by 
what the fuck Robyn's doing with

1141
01:02:14,890 --> 01:02:17,480

 her time. 
Now I'm going what are you all 


1142
01:02:17,488 --> 01:02:19,298
doing with your time? 
Meri's what? 
 

1143
01:02:19,306 --> 01:02:21,390
Talking to strangers on the 
Internet? 
 

1144
01:02:21,398 --> 01:02:26,160
Oh, well, we just need to keep 
working towards what we want. 
 

1145
01:02:26,168 --> 01:02:30,874
And Christine's trying to drop 
these hard truths and no one is 

1146
01:02:30,874 --> 01:02:34,040
 willing to hear them. 
And you've got Kody's eyes 
 

1147
01:02:34,048 --> 01:02:38,000
rolling so far back in his head 
that I don't think they're ever 

1148
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,152
 going to come back from hell. 
No God. 
 

1149
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,492
And she goes, I wanted to pass 
for the money. 
 

1150
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:46,794
I wanted to be sure that we 
could afford these houses and be

1151
01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:49,120

 in these houses so that we 
could be together. 
 

1152
01:02:49,128 --> 01:02:53,104
And that's just so sad. 
Like what we're saying earlier, 

1153
01:02:53,104 --> 01:02:56,600
 it's not about her passion for 
wanting to do this. 
 

1154
01:02:56,608 --> 01:03:00,120
It's not that she's enjoying it.
She's not studying it and 
 

1155
01:03:00,128 --> 01:03:03,457
learning it easily because she 
doesn't give a fuck about it. 
 

1156
01:03:03,465 --> 01:03:07,386
She's doing it for the money and
it's very hard to learn about 
 

1157
01:03:07,394 --> 01:03:09,467
something when you don't care 
about it. 
 

1158
01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:13,132
Right. 
And also to almost like catch up

1159
01:03:13,132 --> 01:03:15,538

 on their already existing 
obligation, right? 
 

1160
01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:18,600
Like they've made these choices,
they're buying these homes, 
 

1161
01:03:18,608 --> 01:03:21,382
they're doing this stuff. 
And she feels the pressure to 
 

1162
01:03:21,390 --> 01:03:24,758
not only make this happen in the
future, but to like, we've 
 

1163
01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:27,200
already started this and I have 
to catch up. 
 

1164
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:30,940
Like I've got to make this 
happen and fuck that unnecessary

1165
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:33,666

 pressure. 
I think she's been seeing 
 

1166
01:03:33,674 --> 01:03:38,010
herself as like a side character
for so long and now she's 
 

1167
01:03:38,018 --> 01:03:41,306
getting like that main character
energy and nobody knows how to 


1168
01:03:41,314 --> 01:03:46,600
handle it because she says a lot
of things in this couch 
 

1169
01:03:46,608 --> 01:03:52,260
interview that are hard hitting 
and no one knows what to say. 
 

1170
01:03:52,268 --> 01:03:54,080
I think they're shocked that 
she's coming. 
 

1171
01:03:54,088 --> 01:03:56,660
Maybe she's had a cider before 
the interview. 
 

1172
01:03:56,668 --> 01:04:01,842
Yes, she even says she goes. 
I wanted more than a husband. 
 

1173
01:04:01,850 --> 01:04:06,894
That's why I chose this life. 
And then Kody's got these shifty

1174
01:04:06,894 --> 01:04:12,064

 ass eyes and I just want to 
slap him across his fat chin, 

1175
01:04:12,064 --> 01:04:13,960
No. 
 
God, not his fat chin. 

1176
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:18,520
It's like a restating of her 
 
tagline from the show. 

1177
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,680
I wanted Sister wives more than 
 a husband. 

1178
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,000
I needed the support and that's 
 why I chose this life. 

1179
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,760
I don't want to raise these kids

 all by myself. 

1180
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,880
It's been 2 years of me doing 
 
that. 

1181
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:35,400
She says I don't reach out and 

ask for help and you don't 

1182
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,520
either. 
 
That's not what I signed up for.

1183
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,560
And now we realize why she's so 
 red nosed. 

1184
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,440
From the cider. 
 
She's angry from her anger. 

1185
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,680
She's got the cider in her and 

it's given her the courage and 

1186
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:56,320
she's worked up and she's a pale

 girl like me and we get red in

1187
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,760
the nose and we're mad and she's

 been holding it in. 

1188
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:04,240
I applaud her for the truth 
 
bombs that she's dropped this 

1189
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:10,040
entire episode and nobody had 
 
anything to say. 

1190
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,520
And you can tell Janelle is 
 
soaking it in. 

1191
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,588
They show Janelle looking at her

 a few times and I think 

1192
01:05:16,588 --> 01:05:21,124
Janelle is legitimately the only
one not 
 worried about covering

1193
01:05:21,124 --> 01:05:23,920
their tracks and their ass. 
 
Being defensive. 

1194
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,600
And she's the only one that's, 

like digesting it for what it 

1195
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,400
is. 
 
Kody's got his eyes rolling back

1196
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:33,040
in his head, and he's shifting 

his eyes back and forth like, 

1197
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,280
really quickly, OK? 
 
Like, he does this weird thing 

1198
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,280
where he's looks back and forth 
 really fast because he's trying

1199
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,640
to see and gauge who's realizing

 what and what lie he's going 

1200
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:47,200
to have to spin next. 
 
And then Robyn's like 

1201
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,920
comprehending it still. 
 
She's like 10 paces at least 

1202
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,640
back, probably 1000 paces. 
 
And then Meri's trying to defend

1203
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,080
and cover up because she's doing

 shady shit behind everyone's 

1204
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,440
back. 
 
It's like you can see it on 

1205
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,360
their faces that they don't know

 how to react to her because 

1206
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,560
they're all hiding something. 
 
Absolutely. 

1207
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,680
I mean no one has anything to 
 
say. 

1208
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,160
According to this edit, they 
 
don't show anybody saying 

1209
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:18,240
anything except for Meri, who 
 
basically has a defensive. 

1210
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,120
Pretends to defend. 
 
It austerity, right? 

1211
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,520
Like, well, I don't think that 

we're actually failing. 

1212
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,800
Superficially. 
 
What do you mean you don't think

1213
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,160
we're failing? 
 
Like, Oh my God, you're clearly 

1214
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:27,560
failing. 
 
We. 

1215
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,480
Just need to keep working 
 
towards the things that we want.

1216
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,320
Yeah, right. 
 
Like anybody could fucking say 

1217
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:33,440
that. 
 
Oh my God. 

1218
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,960
Anybody could come off the 
 
street and feed the. 

1219
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,320
Stranger that knows nothing. 
 
Yeah, absolutely. 

1220
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:43,530
I feel like it's quite dramatic,

 but there's still an element, 

1221
01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:47,136
I don't know how to describe it,

 where I, as a casual viewer, 

1222
01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:49,360
I'm going like, is it really all

 that dramatic? 

1223
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,040
But it doesn't go anywhere. 
 
This is it. 

1224
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,760
There's no resolve. 
 
There's no like next steps. 

1225
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,960
There's no nothing like that was

 the end of the episode. 

1226
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,040
Because they leave and go their 
 separate ways again. 

1227
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,080
Right, so now the episode's 
 
going to wrap, and we as viewers

1228
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,080
are going to go about our lives 
 until next week when we come 

1229
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,840
back and they're on their next 

adventure. 

1230
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,600
And in their lives, it's the 
 
same thing. 

1231
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,320
Christine talks about that in 
 
her book. 

1232
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,800
They come together for these 
 
couch moments. 

1233
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,520
And that was like the closest 
 
thing they had to real 

1234
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:18,484
conversations, which is on a set

 being filmed with light 

1235
01:07:18,484 --> 01:07:19,930
therapy. 
And then? 
 

1236
01:07:19,938 --> 01:07:24,945
You leave producers and then you
next time you see each other is 

1237
01:07:24,945 --> 01:07:27,160
 when you're going to film 
something and there's a crew 
 

1238
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:30,570
there. 
I think this episode really 
 

1239
01:07:30,578 --> 01:07:35,180
portrays one person screaming 
out for help and everyone else 


1240
01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:38,802
turning their backs because it's
the easy thing to do and there's

1241
01:07:38,802 --> 01:07:41,888

 money on the line and the 
houses are on the line. 
 

1242
01:07:41,896 --> 01:07:47,585
And it's funny because now in 
reality TV nowadays, nobody be 


1243
01:07:47,593 --> 01:07:50,872
turning their backs. 
They'd all be confrontational 
 

1244
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:54,000
for the drama, for the. 
Show yeah, the producers would 


1245
01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:57,216
be poking and prodding to make 
it even more escalated. 
 

1246
01:07:57,224 --> 01:08:01,642
That's why it's so you like, 
it's so cool doing this rewatch 

1247
01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:05,852
 to me because it's like mind 
blowing how much reality TV has 

1248
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:10,248
 changed. 
It's mind blowing that this is a

1249
01:08:10,248 --> 01:08:14,212

 family that literally started 
out together in this completely 

1250
01:08:14,212 --> 01:08:17,041
 different situation. 
And we're seeing it fall apart 


1251
01:08:17,049 --> 01:08:19,783
in real time. 
We're seeing some people fight 


1252
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:22,250
for it. 
We're seeing other people 
 

1253
01:08:22,258 --> 01:08:26,099
pretend to fight for it. 
And I didn't get that at the 
 

1254
01:08:26,107 --> 01:08:29,207
time when I was catching 
episodes here and there. 
 

1255
01:08:29,216 --> 01:08:30,348
Right? 
Yeah, absolutely. 
 

1256
01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:34,279
And now I'm like, this is so 
blatant and in front of 
 

1257
01:08:34,287 --> 01:08:36,509
everyone's faces. 
Like how could you not see the 


1258
01:08:36,517 --> 01:08:39,027
demise of this family coming 
1000 miles away? 
 

1259
01:08:39,035 --> 01:08:45,814
And also, there's an element of 
where they started being cult 
 

1260
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,742
members. 
I'm saying started as a family. 

1261
01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:50,560
 
Yeah, and where they broke off? 

1262
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,720
Right, So they're they're 
 
fundamentals as fundamentalists 

1263
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:58,576
like they literally were living 
 a life that had a lot of 

1264
01:08:58,576 --> 01:09:02,925
denials walls up, we don't 
address 
 things, passive 

1265
01:09:02,925 --> 01:09:04,063
aggressive behaviors, etcetera. 
 

1266
01:09:04,071 --> 01:09:07,944
So that was like how they were 
underlying started and 
 

1267
01:09:07,953 --> 01:09:12,139
Christine, you know, as they 
reference in becoming sister 
 

1268
01:09:12,147 --> 01:09:16,720
wives, you know, she was the she
saved their bacon, according to 

1269
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,294
 Kody, like she probably brought
a brevity. 
 

1270
01:09:19,301 --> 01:09:21,841
She. 
Was she was lighthearted and she

1271
01:09:21,841 --> 01:09:25,910

 kind of took pressures off of 
people in different ways, but 
 

1272
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:30,287
then and and that worked for 
them in a way where they kind of

1273
01:09:30,287 --> 01:09:32,511

 were going through the motions
for a long time. 
 

1274
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:35,305
And then when Robyn joined, it 
was at the same time as they 
 

1275
01:09:35,313 --> 01:09:38,475
were started filming a show and 
it just, I just feel like they 


1276
01:09:38,483 --> 01:09:42,921
were not great to begin with. 
I just with Christy and I very 


1277
01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:46,979
much so see the keep suite thing
playing out. 
 

1278
01:09:46,988 --> 01:09:52,808
And I think she was naive. 
I think she was raised in a 
 

1279
01:09:52,816 --> 01:09:54,926
polygamy situation that wasn't 
abusive. 
 

1280
01:09:54,934 --> 01:10:00,600
And so she had these rose 
colored glasses on and then, you

1281
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,520

 know, she has her wedding 
night with Kody. 
 

1282
01:10:03,528 --> 01:10:09,800
She has these other sister wife 
come in and slowly like her rose

1283
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:15,167

 colored glasses are coming off
and she's not keeping sweet 
 

1284
01:10:15,175 --> 01:10:17,665
anymore. 
She's learning who she is as an 

1285
01:10:17,665 --> 01:10:19,655
 individual. 
She's learning that she has 
 

1286
01:10:19,663 --> 01:10:24,722
autonomy as a woman. 
And I'm seeing her changing in 


1287
01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:29,696
front of me slowly but surely. 
And we haven't seen her in a lot

1288
01:10:29,696 --> 01:10:31,698

 of episodes. 
And then all of a sudden we see 

1289
01:10:31,698 --> 01:10:36,355
 her in this episode very, very 
heavily, and the keep sweet 
 

1290
01:10:36,363 --> 01:10:41,140
thing is just falling apart for 
her. 
 

1291
01:10:41,148 --> 01:10:44,741
Yeah. 
And it's fascinating. 
 

1292
01:10:44,749 --> 01:10:49,864
It's morbidly fascinating. 
Morbidly, Like I'm morbidly 
 

1293
01:10:49,872 --> 01:10:53,520
obese. 
Not to detract, but I just had a

1294
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,460

 moment where, you know, 
talking about Christine's book. 

1295
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:59,160
 
Meri has been tossing around 

1296
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,520
this like teasing people about 

writing a book, doing whatever. 

1297
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,800
But she's very merry, right? 
 
Like this? 

1298
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,880
A. 
 
Decade, Like what the fuck, Meri

1299
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:11,640
Meri, if you're writing a book, 
 I have a working title for you,

1300
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:16,080
Not keeping sweet or no longer 

keeping sweet. 

1301
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,280
So Christine, if you're going to

 write another book, if any of 

1302
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,840
y'all cult members are going to 
 be writing a book, something 

1303
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,800
about not keeping sweet, No 
 
longer keeping sweet, I won't 

1304
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,080
keep sweet. 
 
That's the title of your book. 

1305
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:30,100
I want to hear Janelle's story, 
 and I know that Christine's 

1306
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,920
been encouraging Janelle to 
write a 
 book. 

1307
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:36,600
I want to hear Janelle's story 

because she came from a life 

1308
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:40,720
that was so different and she 
 
was convinced of this life. 

1309
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:45,120
And for a while on the show, I 

thought she was the only one 

1310
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,520
that was like still convinced of

 it and trying to keep it up. 

1311
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:56,000
And then she's like wavered and 
 I, I'm very curious about her 

1312
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,320
story. 
 
But I think of the OG 3 she's 

1313
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:03,080
probably still the one that is 

the least anti polygamist like 

1314
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:06,240
in current seasons which you 
 
have not seen. 

1315
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:10,280
She doesn't speak I'll of being 
 in polygamy. 

1316
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,112
But some could argue that she's 
 like the most, and I hate to 

1317
01:12:14,112 --> 01:12:18,831
say it, abused of the group 
because 
 she didn't have any 

1318
01:12:18,831 --> 01:12:22,400
sort of role model for polygamy 
and didn't 
 come from it. 

1319
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,800
So she was shocked and 
 
manipulated and didn't know how 

1320
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:31,680
to act and thought she couldn't 
 speak up and was confused and 

1321
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,960
thought she was doing the right 
 thing. 

1322
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:36,760
Was probably the most scared to 
 leave because she had to prove 

1323
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:41,680
everyone wrong in her life. 
 
And I think that there is 

1324
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,840
something in her history before 
 the marriage even happened to 

1325
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,480
make her get there. 
 
Because she says I didn't know I

1326
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,720
could speak up. 
 
I didn't know I had a voice. 

1327
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,680
So it makes me think that 
 
there's something from her 

1328
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:57,600
childhood, from even before 
 
that, just in the Mormon 

1329
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:01,800
religion or in her family, that 
 made her feel like she didn't 

1330
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,080
have a voice. 
 
Because usually you don't think 

1331
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,680
you have a voice in this 
 
religion because the first wife 

1332
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,240
is the voice and the husband is 
 the voice above the first wife.

1333
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:16,400
But she didn't come from that, 

so she didn't have the first 

1334
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,944
wife idea hanging over her head.

 

1335
01:13:18,952 --> 01:13:22,460
Does that make sense? 
Yes, I guess I just. 
 

1336
01:13:22,468 --> 01:13:25,762
Something with her dad, you 
know, her dad, Her dad died when

1337
01:13:25,762 --> 01:13:28,080

 she was young or left when she
was young. 
 

1338
01:13:28,088 --> 01:13:31,190
I can't. 
Caretaker or can't? 
 

1339
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,156
Undertaker. 
Undertaker for the family. 
 

1340
01:13:33,164 --> 01:13:36,600
And then she married Meri's 
brother and Meri's from a 
 

1341
01:13:36,608 --> 01:13:38,978
polygamist family. 
They just didn't do the polygamy

1342
01:13:38,978 --> 01:13:40,652

 thing. 
Janelle and him. 
 

1343
01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:44,135
I, I'm not saying that she, I 
think that you're right that 
 

1344
01:13:44,143 --> 01:13:47,165
she, I would love to hear her 
story, but I'm saying today I 
 

1345
01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:50,292
think she's the one that's 
probably the least, It doesn't 


1346
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:53,615
feel like she's the one that's 
going to like come out with her 

1347
01:13:53,615 --> 01:13:55,361
 story. 
No, I don't think she'd be OK. 


1348
01:13:55,369 --> 01:13:57,147
I don't want to hear her story 
yet. 
 

1349
01:13:57,155 --> 01:13:59,534
Give her 20 years and I want to 
hear her story. 
 

1350
01:13:59,542 --> 01:14:00,875
I don't think she'd be honest 
yet. 
 

1351
01:14:00,883 --> 01:14:02,500
I think she would hide A lot 
still. 
 

1352
01:14:02,508 --> 01:14:05,070
I want to hear like the honest, 
raw truth. 
 

1353
01:14:05,078 --> 01:14:07,634
Like, why did you marry Meri's 
brother? 
 

1354
01:14:07,642 --> 01:14:11,010
Why did you divorce him? 
Why did you decide that this 
 

1355
01:14:11,018 --> 01:14:14,368
life was the one like? 
And then why did you marry your 

1356
01:14:14,368 --> 01:14:16,960
 ex sister in Like, there's so 
many things. 
 

1357
01:14:16,968 --> 01:14:21,205
If I'm being honest, I think 
that there's something about 
 

1358
01:14:21,213 --> 01:14:24,230
sexuality that happened there in
the first marriage. 
 

1359
01:14:24,238 --> 01:14:28,370
Whether it's her sexuality or 
his sexuality, there is some 
 

1360
01:14:28,378 --> 01:14:31,840
underlying thing there that 
nobody probably still knows 
 

1361
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:35,248
about to this day. 
But I think that there's a lot 


1362
01:14:35,256 --> 01:14:38,702
of like dark history in her 
life, and I think that people 
 

1363
01:14:38,710 --> 01:14:42,845
could learn a lot from it. 
I think she's a compelling 
 

1364
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:46,982
person that she's kind of kept 
clammed up and kind of she's 
 

1365
01:14:46,990 --> 01:14:50,360
spoken out here and there and 
she portrayed herself as the 
 

1366
01:14:50,368 --> 01:14:53,672
strong one that made a lot of 
money, that handled the 
 

1367
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:57,140
finances. 
And then I think slowly that 
 

1368
01:14:57,148 --> 01:15:01,492
idea crumbled. 
But she has been more of the 
 

1369
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,570
Stoic 1 so. 
I agree. 
 

1370
01:15:03,578 --> 01:15:06,184
I think there would be some 
interesting things to unearth 
 

1371
01:15:06,192 --> 01:15:08,560
there because there's a lot that
we don't know. 
 

1372
01:15:08,568 --> 01:15:11,871
If she would be honest about it,
and she doesn't have to be, she 

1373
01:15:11,871 --> 01:15:14,500
 doesn't owe anybody that. 
She doesn't owe anybody that. 
 

1374
01:15:14,508 --> 01:15:17,400
Interesting to learn down the 
road when she's comfortable with

1375
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:21,070

 it. 
Yeah, and able to be honest. 
 

1376
01:15:21,078 --> 01:15:22,430
Oh, right. 
Wow. 
 

1377
01:15:22,438 --> 01:15:25,620
Well, what an I love how this 
episode was like primarily about

1378
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:28,482

 Christine and her failures. 
And we're wrapping it up talking

1379
01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:30,770

 about how we're so fascinated 
by Janelle's unknowns. 
 

1380
01:15:30,778 --> 01:15:34,440
You never know what you're going
to get on this. 
 

1381
01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:37,383
Academic process, like a box of 
chocolates. 
 

1382
01:15:37,391 --> 01:15:42,300
I can't afford them because my 
name's Robyn, but you never know

1383
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:47,656

 what you're going to get. 
The time has come for mustard 
 

1384
01:15:47,664 --> 01:15:51,390
seed and shit stain. 
Now normally I allow you, I ask 

1385
01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:55,316
 you to go first because. 
You allow me, You ask me. 
 

1386
01:15:55,324 --> 01:15:59,704
Usually I ask you to go first 
because I was raised a proper 
 

1387
01:15:59,712 --> 01:16:02,210
gentleman and my mother, you 
know, should be proud of what 
 

1388
01:16:02,218 --> 01:16:04,100
she did. 
Well, no. 
 

1389
01:16:04,108 --> 01:16:09,960
OK, Never taking that all back. 
Ordinarily, I ask you to go 
 

1390
01:16:09,968 --> 01:16:13,470
first because I'm a good person.
Because you're scared to tell 
 

1391
01:16:13,478 --> 01:16:16,909
your truth. 
You're trying to keep sweet over

1392
01:16:16,909 --> 01:16:19,160

 there. 
Because I want to see what 
 

1393
01:16:19,168 --> 01:16:21,232
you're going to do, because I'm 
scared. 
 

1394
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:24,064
You need a leader. 
You need a leader. 
 

1395
01:16:24,072 --> 01:16:28,900
So I'm going to go with my 
mustard seed and my mustard seed

1396
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:31,543

 this episode. 
Oh God, why didn't I want to go 

1397
01:16:31,543 --> 01:16:33,338
 first? 
I don't even care about this 
 

1398
01:16:33,346 --> 01:16:34,816
episode. 
It was primarily about 
 

1399
01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:36,286
Christine. 
All right, I'm going to go 
 

1400
01:16:36,294 --> 01:16:41,895
first. 
Can I jump the line next? 
 

1401
01:16:41,903 --> 01:16:44,640
I give you permission, little 
woman. 
 

1402
01:16:44,648 --> 01:16:47,276
I give you permission, woman. 
You can go first. 
 

1403
01:16:47,284 --> 01:16:49,232
You so much. 
You can go first. 
 

1404
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:51,908
I'm going to give my mustard 
seed to Christine. 
 

1405
01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:57,541
It's because she was honest, but
also it's because she was a cool

1406
01:16:57,541 --> 01:17:02,060

 mom and she took her daughter 
to do something cool and show 

1407
01:17:02,060 --> 01:17:06,700
her, 
 all right, if you want to
do this career, like let's go do

1408
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:10,900

 this thing. 
Even if she was in her own life 

1409
01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:14,435
 doing the complete opposite and
doing a career that she 
 

1410
01:17:14,443 --> 01:17:17,210
obviously wasn't passionate 
about, she still wanted more for

1411
01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:20,264

 her daughter and took her 
daughter to do this cool thing 


1412
01:17:20,272 --> 01:17:24,470
in the fashion world. 
That alone is why I'm giving her

1413
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:27,358

 my mustard seed, because she 
supported her daughter and got 


1414
01:17:27,366 --> 01:17:29,286
to do something cool with her 
daughter. 
 

1415
01:17:29,294 --> 01:17:33,710
And she took Kody along to 
pretend that he was a part of 
 

1416
01:17:33,718 --> 01:17:37,589
it, even though he wasn't. 
So all the power to you, sister.

1417
01:17:37,589 --> 01:17:40,360

 
I have no option but to say I 

1418
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,600
agree. 
 
OK about that mustard seed. 

1419
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:47,720
I'm going to give my mustard 
 
seed to little Isabel because 

1420
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:51,837
Isabel guilted Christine for not

 spending time with her when 

1421
01:17:51,837 --> 01:17:56,320
she was studying her test. 
 
And while I do think the vibe of

1422
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:58,760
this episode was that we're 
 
supposed to support Christine, 

1423
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,265
I'm not drinking that kool-aid. 
 

1424
01:18:01,273 --> 01:18:03,340
I'm still going. 
Fuck yeah. 
 

1425
01:18:03,348 --> 01:18:09,380
Isabel, Guilt. 
That mother who's ignoring you. 

1426
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,400
 
Terrible. 

1427
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,680
Terrible. 
 
To be real, who else gets a 

1428
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,080
fucking mustard seed? 
 
Who? 

1429
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:18,040
Nobody. 
 
Nobody. 

1430
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,720
The excavator for finally 
 
breaking ground. 

1431
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,920
Here I was going to selfishly 
 
take the mustard seed on this 

1432
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,310
one and you took it from me and 
 it was the only person who 

1433
01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:30,560
could even get one. 
 
Well, had your tongue or 

1434
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,320
something? 
 
I don't know why you're taking 

1435
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,920
so fucking lot. 
 
Because I literally just did not

1436
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,720
want to give it to Christine. 
 
That is funny. 

1437
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,960
Like there was only one person 

that could have got 1 and I 

1438
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,760
wouldn't give it to her. 
 
What is wrong with me? 

1439
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,480
You. 
 
Could have given it to Mekelty 

1440
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:47,560
for seeing her passions through,

 but we all knew that wasn't 

1441
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,960
going to happen. 
 
Honey, that would be a lie. 

1442
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,080
OK, so shit stain, darling. 
 
And if you take what I was going

1443
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,320
to say, then I'm just going to 

complain about it on this 

1444
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,160
podcast. 
 
Oh my God, shit stain. 

1445
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:04,400
My shit stain is going to go to 
 Meri. 

1446
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,400
Because I think she started 
 
reading the comments about the 

1447
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,560
Sister Wives jewelry thinking it

 would be funny, and then 

1448
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:17,560
realized very quickly that they 
 were people, like truly being 

1449
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,760
like, what the fuck is this? 
 
And then she didn't know how to 

1450
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:24,040
backtrack. 
 
So it's like, OK, you dummy, 

1451
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:32,400
why'd you do that? 
 
Second of all, she tries to make

1452
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:38,016
this comment through Christine's

 honesty being like oh I 

1453
01:19:38,016 --> 01:19:41,610
wouldn't call this a failure, 
like trying 
 to pretend like 

1454
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:46,424
she's going to save this 
conversation and it 
 just 

1455
01:19:46,424 --> 01:19:49,640
massively fails and doesn't make
sense. 
 

1456
01:19:49,648 --> 01:19:54,984
And thirdly, because we have 
cultural appropriation to a 
 

1457
01:19:54,992 --> 01:20:01,000
whole new level here with 
complete and utter change of the

1458
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:05,978

 facial color from the neck and
the chesticles. 
 

1459
01:20:05,986 --> 01:20:16,623
And I'm just so confused by her 
choices in makeup, in life, in 


1460
01:20:16,631 --> 01:20:19,548
everything. 
I just don't understand it. 
 

1461
01:20:19,556 --> 01:20:24,065
I don't understand it. 
You know, Meri's attempt at 
 

1462
01:20:24,073 --> 01:20:26,915
devaluing or invalidating 
Christine's opinion, which? 
 

1463
01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:30,068
She's done before, which she 
does, proudly, proudly. 
 

1464
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:34,820
Yeah, is in itself a failure. 
So it's like, fuck you, Meri, 
 

1465
01:20:34,828 --> 01:20:36,480
you fail. 
Like Gross. 
 

1466
01:20:36,488 --> 01:20:41,320
But the chartreuse shirt, she 
thinks that she's really cool in

1467
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,360

 this episode and she's just 
not. 

1468
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,320
She's earning a shit stain. 
 
Her. 

1469
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,160
Face is kind of like a shit 
 
stain, yeah. 

1470
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:52,040
Fucking help this lady please. 

Now I can tell you who can't 

1471
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:55,400
help her, which is my shit 
 
stain, Robyn Brown. 

1472
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:59,760
Wow, she probably is the one 
 
encouraging Meri's look. 

1473
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,000
She's like, you look great, 
 
Mayor. 

1474
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:05,240
Yeah, Robyn is getting my shit 

stain because of all of the 

1475
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:08,120
stupid things that she said in 

this episode, which isn't really

1476
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,640
that different for her, but you 
 layer on top of that her trying

1477
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,080
to make Kody sound like he's a 

gentleman. 

1478
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:18,200
Oh, Oh yeah. 
 
Looking away while a woman 

1479
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:24,280
disrobes and Hawking that 
 
terrible, terrible, terrible 

1480
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,200
jewelry. 
 
The Estavia. 

1481
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:30,397
And making it seem like everyone

 else's dreams should fall 

1482
01:21:30,397 --> 01:21:34,168
behind hers, which is honestly 
kind of 
 bizarre that it ever 

1483
01:21:34,168 --> 01:21:37,350
even came up because it's like, 
did we 
 ever hear about Robyn 

1484
01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:38,464
dreaming of being a jewelry 
designer? 
 

1485
01:21:38,472 --> 01:21:40,234
Like it just kind of came out of
nowhere. 
 

1486
01:21:40,242 --> 01:21:43,628
Well, she had a dream. 
Well, no, that's right. 
 

1487
01:21:43,636 --> 01:21:47,416
She had a dream, and now she's 
producing said jewelry, selling 

1488
01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:51,500
 it at such a high price that no
one wants to buy it. 
 

1489
01:21:51,508 --> 01:21:55,624
And she will continue to ride 
this terrible, terrible train 
 

1490
01:21:55,632 --> 01:21:59,197
into shit town. 
Meanwhile, her £5 sterling 
 

1491
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:03,005
silver WS will cut your chest if
you. 
 

1492
01:22:03,013 --> 01:22:06,260
Even if you try to wear it, her 
jewelry will injure you. 
 

1493
01:22:06,268 --> 01:22:10,100
It will cause bodily harm. 
You'll pay way too much. 
 

1494
01:22:10,108 --> 01:22:13,162
Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
If you buy it secondhand, this 


1495
01:22:13,170 --> 01:22:15,203
is all alleged. 
Also, if you know where we can 


1496
01:22:15,211 --> 01:22:18,007
pick up a piece of my sister 
wife's jewelry, please let us 
 

1497
01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:21,260
know. 
Our keep sweet moment this week 

1498
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:25,330
 comes from. 
YouTube and it is from Tonya 
 

1499
01:22:25,338 --> 01:22:27,664
Carter, 72. 
Tonya Harding. 
 

1500
01:22:27,672 --> 01:22:30,710
Tonya Harding, 72. 
Dang, now? 
 

1501
01:22:30,718 --> 01:22:35,480
It Tanya Carter, 72, says this 
intro is everything. 
 

1502
01:22:35,488 --> 01:22:38,820
Laugh emoji OMGI love your 
podcast. 
 

1503
01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:42,502
You guys crack me up. 
Keep up the diabolical review of

1504
01:22:42,502 --> 01:22:45,681

 this ridiculous show we all 
got trapped into watching. 
 

1505
01:22:45,689 --> 01:22:52,000
You 2 are my mustard seed. 
Oh, I can't believe someone said

1506
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,036

 I'm their mustard seed. 
I feel like all of the reasons 


1507
01:22:55,044 --> 01:22:58,000
that my parents think I'm a 
failure don't matter anymore. 
 

1508
01:22:58,008 --> 01:23:02,394
I feel like I'm a success. 
Christopher yeah, my mustard 
 

1509
01:23:02,402 --> 01:23:08,817
seed is going to go to you. 
Oh, because the intro is fucking

1510
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:15,715

 amazing and it is all you and 
you work your ass off and I just

1511
01:23:15,715 --> 01:23:18,590

 fucking love you And happy 
Mother's Day, Christopher. 
 

1512
01:23:18,598 --> 01:23:21,520
Thank. 
You for wishing me Happy 
 

1513
01:23:21,528 --> 01:23:25,600
Mother's Day, Tanya, push that 
seed deep, deep inside of me.