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What does the nanny do? 
 
OK, so we're done. 

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Goodbye. 
 
You. 

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Shut it off. 
 
Do not twist my words. 

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Do not make me a victim, 
 
sweetie. 

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Just look at the mountain. 
 
That's what you. 

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Saw that day just the knife in 

the kidneys over all these years

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and the sacrifices that I made 

to love you. 

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Last week on my sister wife's 
 
podcast, but just kidding, we're

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not going to do that because 
 
we're not that kind of podcast. 

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I'm not going to take the time 

to actually do that because no, 

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no, no, no, no, that's not going

 to happen. 

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OK, play ethereal fairy music. 

Janelle, Kody and Logan are 

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going to visit UNLV. 
 
Yes. 

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University Las Vegas. 
 
University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

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I'm just thinking university, 
 
UN. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
 
Las Vegas, right? 

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Yeah, Your way makes more sense.

 

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We'll go with that. 
University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

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They are going for their visit, 

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and Janelle says that the 
 
prejudice in Utah against 

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plagues is so bad that she 
 
doesn't really want Logan to go 

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there. 
 
Right, which is? 

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Outsiders. 
 
She's worried about his soul and

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the fact that they haven't 
 
instilled religion on him 

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enough, right? 
 
And yet she just thinks that 

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they're two against plagues 
 
there and her and Kody kind of 

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get in a little bit of a 
 
discussion here about how he 

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says, well, at least he'd be 
 
with the Mormon religion there. 

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And then she's like, well, 
 
they're against the plagues. 

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So a little more back and forth 
 about the religious aspect here

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and the fight for Logan's soul 

and. 

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There's angels. 
 
The screaming and crying and 

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singing angels. 
 
Yeah, tug of war over Logan's 

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soul. 
 
They get to the campus and 

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they're walking around and Logan

 says that he's very surprised 

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by the beautiful campus. 
 
The beautiful campus there. 

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He thought that it was going to 
 be dusty, raggedy tumbleweeds 

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drafting across the campus. 
 
I thought it was going to be 

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just like most of Las Vegas, 
 
yeah, kind of gritty. 

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Gritty, gross that over the loud

 speakers there'd be music 

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going. 
Warm, warm, warm interspice with

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 advertisements for escorts. 
Hey big boy, do you want to come

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 get some satisfaction tonight?
Come and find a hooker downtown.

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Yes. 

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We meet the lovely Kylie. 
 
Kylie is going to do the tour 

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and back. 
 
Golly is Kylie pretty. 

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She's so pretty. 
 
She's so pretty. 

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According to Janelle, no one 
 
else says this, but Janelle 

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does. 
 
Yeah, and she makes the comment 

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more than one time and I had to 
 say out loud because she says 

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that she's a junior. 
 
And I'm like, yeah, because this

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like 21 year old girl wants to 

like hook up with your 17 year 

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old, like maybe newly 18 year 
 
old freshman son. 

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Like, because she hints it like,

 oh, he probably was loving the

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tour because she was so pretty. 
 

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It helps that she was pretty. 
Fuck off. 
 

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Fuck off, Janelle. 
Let's not trivialize the fact 
 

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that she is probably very 
educated. 
 

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She says if I were trying to 
sell my school to people, I 
 

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would put a pretty face forward.
But also she does say she would 

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 put like the most educated, 
well spoken people out. 
 

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And so Kylie fits the bill, but 
she has to harken it back to the

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 fact that she's beautiful. 
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her. 
It's like, Oh my gosh, quit with

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 the objectification and that 
your son and the pretty girl and

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 that. 
Must have had an impact on Logan

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 because she's so pretty. 
Like, okay. 
 

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She's giving your son a tour 
like she has given thousands of 

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 kids tours this like, yeah, 
spring, whatever. 
 

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And she doesn't know how big the
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 NL Poo Poo or whatever that 
other school was that they went 

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 to visit up in Utah. 
No fucking idea. 
 

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How dare her. 
That girl was hot to try. 
 

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Oh my gosh. 
Whatever her name was, I love 
 

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these characters. 
I'm like, I never know their 
 

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names. 
I'm like, what was her name 
 

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again? 
I. 
 

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Did write her name down. 
And I thought, so they in the 
 

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very beginning of the episode, 
they show clips of him at both 


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campuses. 
And they show a clip of, you 
 

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know, Janelle saying, oh, and 
she it's really pretty. 
 

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And I'm sure that that helps. 
And then when they showed us 
 

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Sydney from the other school, I 
was like, oh, OK. 
 

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Consider the source and what 
these standards are. 
 

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Plague standards, yeah. 
So she was. 
 

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Pretty for a plague mystery. 
Yeah. 
 

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So then when they showed us 
Kylie, I was like, oh, OK, yeah,

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 I'm not saying the other girl 
wasn't pretty. 
 

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No, Sydney. 
Was. 
 

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Gorgeous. 
She was beautiful. 
 

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Surprised. 
Drop dead. 
 

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Gorgeous doll, and just 
gorgeous. 
 

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Yeah, no loose stools on that 
one. 
 

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Nope, Nope, Nope. 
Not even a sausage curl. 
 

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Not a sausage curl to be a found
on that head, No. 
 

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I have a note here that the 
cameraman is bouncing along. 
 

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Oh geez. 
The tour is happening and the 
 

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camera man is in front of them 
and we got like boing giddy, 
 

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boing giddy, boing giddy boing 
giddy, boing giddy. 
 

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He's like no stabilizers in this
equipment because we cannot 
 

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afford it on this production 
like. 
 

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OK, why couldn't you at least 
have one of those ones that like

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 a well, I'm sure he does have 
the one that attaches to the 
 

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hips and is like in front of 
you. 
 

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Yeah, I'm just so probably not a
stabilizer. 
 

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Like no, you're literally on him
bouncing like Oh my. 
 

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God, it was bad. 
It was kind of like nauseating. 

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And I'm like, OK, you don't need

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to show them, like walking this 
 entire time. 

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We got it. 
 
Yeah, there was a lot of 

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walking. 
 
I'm going to need some Dramamine

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here and getting a little 
 
nauseous. 

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So it's not the sushi this time 
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camera bouncing angles. 
 
Looks so good. 

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Logan shares an example about 
 
how he tried to get to know a 

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girl once he was interested in 

someone. 

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He said hello my name is Logan. 
 

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How to meet how to meet you 
pleasure to meet you. 
 

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But she shield away after 
finding out he's from a 
 

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polygamist family and he's like,
well, broke my heart, broke my 


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heart, cried for years. 
You seem to get over pretty 
 

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quickly. 
But that is the thing. 
 

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I mean, it would be interesting 
to bring up your family, your 
 

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background and have someone be 
like, oh, all of a sudden now my

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 interest is waned. 
Yeah, they backed off. 
 

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Yeah, backing off from that 
they. 
 

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Backed off I. 
Don't know, there's like some 
 

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weird lines with that stuff. 
I know like where it's like you 

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 learn things about people and 
then that's a reason to not want

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 to further build a 
relationship with. 
 

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That like they're allowed to do 
that. 
 

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And the polygamist family thing,
yeah, OK, I don't know. 
 

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I probably wouldn't make that 
call. 
 

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But I've also never been 
approached by a polygamist being

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 like, hi, Chris. 
I really fill up those pants 
 

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quite well because I don't fill 
up pants quite well. 
 

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I beg to differ, but. 
Logan also talks about how he 
 

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does want to get out of the 
house and he's warming up to the

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 idea of UNLV and staying local
but just not living at their 
 

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house. 
Like he wants some separation. 


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Obviously he's an adult, he's 
becoming an adult, etcetera. 
 

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And he also talks about the 
benefits of diversity and the 
 

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population of Vegas and how that
could be a good thing for his 
 

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post secondary education and his
life as a young adult. 
 

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I did make that sound a little 
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which is at first, as he was 
talking about it, I was like, oh

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 God. 
The nice thing is what he's 
 

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trying to say is this benefits 
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He didn't say that, but that's 

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what he was trying to say. 
 
He said that he's anxious to get

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out of Vegas, but he likes this 
 campus and there's more 

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students, so there's probably 
 
going to be more activities and 

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more to do. 
 
And it's less rural. 

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And he's. 
 
Yeah, he's like Hemming and 

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hawing about the pluses. 
 
Venn diagram, Yeah. 

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Pros, cons, Venn diagram meet in

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He's confused. 
 
He brings up the fact that 

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there's going to be more 
 
students here and there's going 

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to be more opportunities to do 

different things. 

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And, yeah, more diversity. 
 
But he says it in a way that is 

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kind of negative towards UNLV. 

Like, there's probably going to 

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be less studying there. 
 
Like, people probably don't 

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focus on their classes as much, 
 right? 

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And it's almost this, like, 
 
throwaway comment. 

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Like, do you really believe 
 
that? 

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Like, do you really believe that

 there's going to be less 

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buckling down here than there 
 
would be at the school in Utah? 

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Because from what you guys said 
 in the Q&A the last episode, 

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it's quite the opposite. 
 
You said that people just hide 

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it more in Utah and here it's 
 
just out in the open. 

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So here you would think that you

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easily that fits your lifestyle 
 and the choices that you want 

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to make. 
 
Because people aren't going to 

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hide it. 
 
Where in Utah you might make 

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friends with a group and then 
 
you find out that one of them is

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like shooting up in the 
 
bathroom. 

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Like, you don't know they're 
 
hiding that shit there. 

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At least here you'd find him in 
 the bathroom and be like, I 

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guess I don't want to be your 
 
friend. 

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Right, right. 
 
I don't know, kind of a kind of 

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just what would you say? 
 
What would that word be? 

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What would the word be? 
 
I don't know what the word would

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be. 
 
Kate Moss. 

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Kate Moss. 
 
Kate Moss. 

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No, he kind of like. 
 
Yeah, it's it's easier to find 

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the friends who are going to be,

 you know, OD ING on heroin in 

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Vegas and then you can avoid 
 
them. 

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So, I mean, I shouldn't say 
 
friends. 

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Oh, God, this is this is that's 
 all wrong. 

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Stricken from the record yeah, 

he's well he's Hemming in high 

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this is the thing, he's going 
 
back and forth he's being 

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prodded by production to talk 
 
about what he's thinking he's a 

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17 or 18 year old male so this 

is what's happening he's. 

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Contradicting himself. 
 
That's literally what I was 

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trying to. 
 
Why couldn't I think of the word

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contradiction? 
 
Well, honey, it's a big word, 

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darling. 
 
It's so such a big can. 

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You imagine Robyn trying to say 
 contradiction. 

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Contra contradiction. 
 
She would not be able to. 

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She'd be missing a couple 
 
syllables. 

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It be like contradiction like. 

Contradiction. 

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Not right. 
 
He says that he's confused, and 

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then Kody says that in the car 

on the way home, he flat out 

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asked him where he should go. 
 
Yes, well Janelle and Kody are 

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on the couch talking about this 
 and Logan did ask them what he 

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should do and they both tell him

 that it's his decision. 

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Kody says I'll put what I think 
 is necessary pressure, but 

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ultimately it's his decision. 
 
And I'm like, Oh my God, the 

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necessary pressure. 
 
It's totally the dad vibes of 

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the like, well, we want you to 

do what we want you to do, but 

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I'm not going to tell you. 
 
I'm just going to talk up the 

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things I want you to do and then

 force that a little bit. 

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But not really. 
 
It's your decision, he says. 

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Just like every other parent, 
 
which, you know, I don't know. 

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Most parents, I don't want their

 kids to do what they want them

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to do. 
 
So you know. 

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He uses the word push again 
 
here. 

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He's a pusher. 
 
He's a pusher, he. 

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Says that he will push his 
 
children towards his beliefs, 

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but in the end they need to 
 
choose. 

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So he's going to push them. 
 
He's going to strongly suggest 

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that they do these things, but 

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 

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In the end, you get to decide 
 
for yourself. 

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Yes, I'm a pusher. 
 
I'm a pusher. 

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I'm Kody the pusher. 
 
I'm going to push you. 

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And now we cut to the parents 
 
meeting Mona at the potential 

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future properties. 
 
Mona, real estate agent to the 

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polygamists in Las Vegas. 
 
That was a great song. 

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So they're going to give earnest

 money for the properties after

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their big vote, Who are? 
 
Meri reluctantly agreed. 

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After Christine reluctantly 
 
agreed. 

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They're going to move forward 
 
with this plan. 

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Can they afford it? 
 
No. 

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Has Janelle pointed out they 
 
can't afford it? 

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Yes, but Kody says you can't 
 
afford it unless you delude 

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yourself into thinking you can. 
 

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So that's what we're going to 
do. 
 

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Manifestation. 
Manifesting. 
 

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He's manifesting his future. 
He would literally never use 
 

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that word here. 
Yeah. 
 

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 
It's God's divine plan for us to

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 move into this hole. 
He. 
 

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Would say he spoke to God and 
God told him do it, you can't 
 

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afford it, it's a bad decision, 
do it. 
 

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They tell us again that putting 
down this earnest money means 
 

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that the homes will be held for 
30 days and it starts the clock.

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 30 days clock is ticking. 
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

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Now they need to get financing 

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within 30 days. 
 
So I wonder if that's going to 

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be at the beginning of next 
 
season. 

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No way to tell. 
 
It's discussed that they will be

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writing checks that very day for

 their properties. 

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And so the wives discuss which 

properties they should have 

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because they literally need to 

decide who's going to have what 

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lot. 
 
And it's kind of funny I I don't

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know how much they've talked 
 
about it before getting there. 

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You would assume they have. 
 
You would feel like they would 

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have had to have discussed this.

 

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Yeah. 
So it's, it's a little hard for 

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 me to gauge how much they knew 
because it is almost like 
 

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they're discussing certain 
things like, well, now that 
 

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we're here, we can finally talk 
about it, which is interesting. 

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Like we had to save this for the

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cameras. 
 
We haven't talked about this 

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yet, right? 
 
Or we're. 

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Reenacting the entire thing, 
 
which it's like, I can't give 

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this family that much credit, so

 I'm going to assume they 

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haven't talked about it or when 
they 
 talked about it, they 

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talked about it like idiots. 
 
That makes more sense. 

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They didn't know anything. 
 
Yeah. 

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Christine talks about how she 
 
would love a view of the city at

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night, all those beautiful Las 

Vegas lights. 

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Robyn wants a lot with shade in 
 the PM because she's going to 

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have grass in the yard. 
 
And Janelle says yes. 

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I mean, you know, we're hanging 
 out in the evening in your yard

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with the grass. 
 
Would be great to be in the 

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shade. 
 
So consensus given. 

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Because apparently we all hang 

out in Robyn's yard so much 

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already that she needs the big 

yard with the shade so that we 

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can all continue hanging out in 
 Robyn's yard together. 

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A. 
 
Duh. 

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Isn't that interesting? 
 
And what does Janelle want? 

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Well, Janelle's easygoing as 
 
usual. 

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She doesn't care. 
 
She doesn't care. 

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So there's that. 
 
Love that. 

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But Janelle is the one that's 
 
like, we can't afford this. 

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And then they're like, which one

 do you want? 

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She's like whichever. 
 
Ones left what I get yeah. 

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And I won't have a fat she's my 
 mom always told me she's like I

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just need it. 
 
Like $2.00 crappy shelf from 

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Walmart to hang crooked to put 

my little lump of coal on. 

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She's got her lump of coal still

 and I was like, I just need a 

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place to put my lump of coal. 
 
And I'm going to bring this lump

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of coal over the Robyns. 
 
We're going to have a fire in 

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the backyard. 
 
Beautiful. 

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All of a sudden I am Irish. 
 
Yes, top of the morning, top of 

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the morning to Janelle with a 
 
lump, a call that was. 

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That lump a call to you, 
 
darling. 

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Good morning. 
 
My God, I, I apologize for doing

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any form of any accent that was 
 just wrong. 

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It was, it wasn't even good. 
 
It's like I didn't even start 

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with one and then I ended with 

one. 

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It was just terrible. 
 
That happens. 

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Now Meri says that Leon would 
 
like a bedroom without a window 

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that has sun beating in on it 
 
all day. 

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So a lot of these directions are

 about directions are about, 

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you know, where's the sun going 
to 
 set? 

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What am I looking at? 
 
The front of the house versus 

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the back of the house. 
 
And at least they can figure 

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this out while on the 
 
cul-de-sac. 

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They do come to a consensus that

 Christine is going to have Lot

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9. 
 
This matters nothing to the 

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people listening at home because

 you can't see anything. 

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Robyn wants Lot 6, Meri wants 
 
Lot 7, and Janelle is going to 

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settle for Lot 8. 
 
So that's important information 

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to know. 
 
Yeah, and they give us a little 

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diagram of the layout of the 
 
homes and the cul-de-sac in 

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between them. 
 
Like a popsicle. 

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A popsicle? 
 
Like a little popsicle. 

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There's a popsicle. 
 
You're right. 

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00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,200
A lollipop. 
 
Popsicles like long and phallic,

322
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,680
Yes. 
 
It's like we have the 

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cul-de-sac, the dead end, and 
 
then the four lots at the end, 

324
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you know? 
 
What I meant at least, yes, we 

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got the blow pop in the middle 

and we got the homes all around 

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it. 
 
And they show us this little 

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diagram and they put the numbers

 and they put the wife's names 

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there instead. 
 
It's so special. 

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Very special. 
 
The graphics are cutting edge. 

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And here is the big deal. 
 
They all have to write their own

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check. 
 
Each wife is going to write 

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their own check for their own 
 
earnest money out of their own 

333
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,440
checkbook, and they make that 
 
very clear. 

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And then Kody has to be a 
 
dumbass and say it's like I'm 

335
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,600
writing four checks. 
 
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 

336
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,680
Yuck Yeah, Kody. 
 
OK, you get it. 

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00:17:55,400 --> 00:18:01,520
Meanwhile, in Christine's book, 
 we find out that the money was 

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pooled, so they're literally 
 
each just having their own 

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00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:11,000
checkbook that goes to their own

 joint account. 

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I still don't understand the 
 
finances of this family and. 

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00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,840
It no, and we will not know for 
 a long time. 

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00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,320
It's interesting because it's 
 
like, yeah, where would Robyn 

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have the money for earnest 
 
money? 

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00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,760
Like it's just not true. 
 
It's it's family money. 

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00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,440
It's family. 
 
Money, It's family money. 

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00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,800
And we've said many Times Now 
 
that they would have been fools 

347
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,280
not to come up with an LLC and 

he should be splitting their 

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00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,240
income equally from the show. 
 
And we find out from Christine's

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00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,000
book again, that they were not 

doing that and that she had no 

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00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,280
idea how much money was really 

coming in. 

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And Janelle opened her eyes and 
 was like, Oh, yeah, like that 

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00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,920
money that's that's gone, or 
 
that money like the yeah, that's

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00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,440
when going here. 
 
And Christine's just got her 

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00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,880
head in the clouds with the 
 
Angel singing to her and doesn't

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00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,400
understand what's going on with 
 the money. 

356
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,360
And I don't understand what's 
 
going on and I don't think they 

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00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,320
do. 
 
Yeah, Kody likes it that way. 

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00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,120
Yep, Christine does say that 
 
it's priceless that the children

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00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,440
will all have adjoining 
 
backyards. 

360
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,920
Oh, and it's so sweet. 
 
And how do we join these yards 

361
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,240
together? 
 
How does Kody signify the 

362
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:20,480
joining of these four lots? 
 
Bye by running a lap around the 

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00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:26,360
outer perimeter of all four lots

 and connecting them, and it's 

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00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,760
connecting their homes. 
 
And it signifies to him he just 

365
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:34,600
couldn't control his energy and 
 he had to get it out. 

366
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,960
This is planting roots into our 
 freedom. 

367
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,280
OK, planting roots into your 
 
freedom. 

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00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,680
As he's running around the 
 
perimeter of the lots, they have

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00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,000
this emotional music playing. 
 
I'm going to put emotions in 

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00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,640
quotes. 
 
I'm such a sucker for some 

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00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,560
emotional music. 
 
If you put something with some 

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00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,237
sad music in the background, I'm

 probably going to get teary 

373
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,640
eyed just because the music's 
 
playing. 

374
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,480
Like it's tragic. 
 
That did not happen for me in 

375
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,880
this situation. 
 
I was like. 

376
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,360
It. 
 
Was so awkward. 

377
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,600
Moron idiot. 
 
Watching this I was like what am

378
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,360
I doing with my life? 
 
What are my choices? 

379
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,440
Each woman goes and stands in 
 
her lot. 

380
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,240
Yeah, stands. 
 
Kody runs around the outside and

381
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,920
they have to stand there and 
 
watch him and who knows how long

382
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,080
this actually takes him. 
 
It looks like they slow it down 

383
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,203
for the cameras and he's got his

 purple shirt on and his boot 

384
00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:30,004
cut jeans and he's running 
around 
 and it's like hair 

385
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:34,120
floating back behind his head. 

Yeah, Kody, get me all wet. 

386
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,200
And the Wise are just standing 

in their lots, watching him 

387
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,000
connect their lots with this 
 
symbolism. 

388
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,760
It's a beautiful thing. 
 
The husband has to be the one to

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00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,400
do it. 
 
He's connecting them all. 

390
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,080
He is. 
 
With his manhood, yeah. 

391
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,880
Roots planted in that freedom. 

Is Popsicle Lollipop. 

392
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,360
Is Popsicle Lollipop connecting 
 those women? 

393
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,040
There was a point where you you 
 joked. 

394
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,800
You kind of giggled about him 
 
stumbling a bit or like a. 

395
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,920
Little It was like, what if he 

came off the curb and just bit? 

396
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,160
Bit. 
 
Because the the where they had 

397
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,120
the curb, right, there's just 
 
dirt after it. 

398
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,960
And he came running down over 
 
the like pre made curb onto the 

399
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,440
street. 
 
And I was just like sitting here

400
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,640
with my evil little fingers 
 
tapping together like please 

401
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,560
trip, please trip. 
 
Face planting please. 

402
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,000
Skin a knee. 
 
Unfortunately, he didn't fall 

403
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,520
and he didn't injure himself and

 we were all disappointed. 

404
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,400
He. 
 
Did not skin a knee, God damn 

405
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,400
it. 
 
God damn it. 

406
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,880
Much to my chagrin. 
 
I cannot believe you said his 

407
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,640
manhood is what's connecting 
 
these women. 

408
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:46,520
Oh my God, it's so true. 
 
Oh. 

409
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,120
God. 
 
Done with that scene. 

410
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,680
Moving on. 
 
Kody says I've gone 5 days 

411
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,320
without seeing a wife in Vegas 

and I'm going why? 

412
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,840
What are you doing that you have

 gone 5 days now? 

413
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,160
Once again, does he say when I 

go on my trips I don't get to 

414
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,360
see my family for five days? 
 
No, he says I'm in Vegas and I 

415
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,200
have gone 5 days without seeing 
 a wife and I'm like, this just 

416
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,920
doesn't make any sense. 
 
I mean, obviously he's avoiding 

417
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,480
them. 
 
He's spending all of his time 

418
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,240
with Robyn. 
 
He's a monogamist with fake 

419
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,160
polygamist wives. 
 
I guess he randomly pops in well

420
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,984
as Christine has talked about to

 get dinner and fall asleep, 

421
00:22:24,984 --> 00:22:27,076
take a shit in the morning and 
leave. 
 

422
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,760
Like, cool. 
Thanks, Dad. 
 

423
00:22:28,768 --> 00:22:31,507
Christine screaming down the 
void. 
 

424
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:34,820
He's over here and nobody's 
believing her. 
 

425
00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:36,185
Fred Robbins. 
Hello. 
 

426
00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:39,534
I can see his car and they're 
like, well, no, I saw him five 


427
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,784
days ago. 
Like my gaslighting family? 
 

428
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:44,945
Yeah. 
One of the things Kody says when

429
00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:48,480

 he was running around the 
properties, that just really 
 

430
00:22:48,488 --> 00:22:51,475
touched me. 
Yeah, you felt it in your 
 

431
00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:54,274
cockles. 
I haven't been touched in this 


432
00:22:54,282 --> 00:22:58,688
place for a very long time, but 
Kody touched me there, he said. 

433
00:22:58,688 --> 00:23:01,400
 
I was just getting my stink on 

434
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,840
it. 
 
Oh, I missed this. 

435
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,120
I was just getting my stink on 

it, running around the 

436
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,040
properties. 
 
He went from roots being planted

437
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,200
in his freedom to putting his 
 
stink on it. 

438
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,920
And I'm like, why do you say 
 
these things? 

439
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,640
Well, no, at first, you know, 
 
obviously I orgasmed because he 

440
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,640
was touching me in such a way. 

But then after that I had that 

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00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,760
post nut clarity and I was like,

 this is disgusting. 

442
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,680
What is happening? 
 
It's like when you're looking at

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00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,680
porn, you're like, I got to shut

 this off. 

444
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,640
What is wrong? 
 
With me and you're like that was

445
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,880
wrong. 
 
Well, that was like, oh, that's 

446
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,400
not me. 
 
And that's how it's like with 

447
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,960
Kody, just watching him on the 

TV. 

448
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:42,840
Oh gosh, well, we did find out 

when him and Meri were in at QR 

449
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,480
that he has a sweaty ass. 
 
So, you know, maybe he's 

450
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,040
dropping some of that swast as 

he's running around the 

451
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,000
backyard. 
 
Why did you have to bring up his

452
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,840
wet butt? 
 
Wrong on so many levels. 

453
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,400
This is so great because this 
 
next scene we're told everyone's

454
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,600
gathering for Garrison's 
 
birthday. 

455
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,640
Oh, isn't that sweet? 
 
Garrison your special day. 

456
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,200
Garrison's special day, you only

 get one a year. 

457
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,320
It's your birthday. 
 
And the families coming 

458
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,920
together, they do celebrate 
 
birthdays. 

459
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,880
They love a milestone. 
 
They love a reason to fill a 

460
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,240
landfill with some trash and to 
 celebrate. 

461
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,680
So they're here to celebrate 
 
Garrison. 

462
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,960
Now, listeners, remember this, 

we're here to celebrate 

463
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,800
Garrison's birthday. 
 
But are we? 

464
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,720
But are we? 
 
Because Logan is probably going 

465
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,280
to announce the school that he's

 chosen. 

466
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,360
Right, the parents are expecting

 an update from little Logan. 

467
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,120
Well, now he's Big Logan on 
 
Garrison's birthday. 

468
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,760
We're all gathering for 
 
Garrison's birthday Now. 

469
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,600
One thing that I thought was a 

little cute, I have to admit. 

470
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,280
See, this is it. 
 
I do have a heart and a soul 

471
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,720
inside of this beautiful body. 

That was so Blanche Devereaux. 

472
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:03,160
They bought a bunch of UNLV 
 
shirts and like decorate A 

473
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,840
couture MA accessories, hats 
 
blah blah blah that I'll say 

474
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:13,044
UNLV and they are trying to show

 their what their desires for 

475
00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:15,938
him to stay local and to go to 
UNLV. 
 

476
00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:19,722
Yep, Christine and Kody and the 
kids that want him to stay local

477
00:25:19,722 --> 00:25:22,080

 are all going to put on the 
shirts. 
 

478
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,260
So they are. 
They're passing out the shirt. 


479
00:25:24,268 --> 00:25:26,504
They're passing out, the shirt 
says Logan's getting ready to 
 

480
00:25:26,512 --> 00:25:28,320
come down to Garrison's 
birthday. 
 

481
00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:32,160
Yep. 
And they cut to Logan arriving, 

482
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,389
 coming down and seeing 
everybody and all the 

483
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:36,760
excitement, all the 
 
excitement. 

484
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,880
And then all of a sudden all the

 children are chanting you and 

485
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,200
LV, You and LV. 
 
They are, they're chanting it, 

486
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:50,240
just going on and on and on. 
 
In his face in this kitchen, 

487
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,920
this kitchen is not big, so 
 
there's like 100 children in 

488
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,600
this small kitchen they've. 
 
Cornered. 

489
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,800
Chanting, chanting you and ALDI 
 in his face. 

490
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,360
And I was like, Oh my God. 
 
Overwhelmed. 

491
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,480
And then, you know when camera 

cuts to the right and there's 

492
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Maddie eating a piece of cake 
 
because once again, we're at 

493
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,720
Garrison's birthday. 
 
Please don't forget we're at 

494
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,240
Garrison's birthday. 
 
She's eating some cake and she's

495
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,160
just like, shut up. 
 
Shut up. 

496
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,760
So good. 
 
But also, yeah, shut up. 

497
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,160
Like way to pressure him. 
 
Have his little siblings put on 

498
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,680
the shirts. 
 
He might have, who knows? 

499
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,960
He could have come down those 
 
stairs being like, I'm going to 

500
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,320
Utah, fuck this, I'm going to 
 
Utah. 

501
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,600
And then he got down there and 

that happened. 

502
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,040
And he was maybe like, God damn 
 it, they need me too much. 

503
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,080
And he could have changed his 
 
mind. 

504
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,440
I'm not saying that's what 
 
happened. 

505
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,400
I know you're right. 
 
That is a potential. 

506
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,960
But let's not influence him. 
 
Yeah, it seemed more, you know, 

507
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:55,160
the the intention seemed more 
 
playful and but yeah, I was just

508
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,000
more disturbed by the children 

yelling in his face in the 

509
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,520
kitchen. 
 
I was like, give the man a 

510
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,720
fucking inch. 
 
I was more disturbed by the fact

511
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,880
that the parents used the 
 
children to manipulate him. 

512
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,440
Possibly. 
 
Yeah, see, that's low for the 

513
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,320
brown manipulation, right? 
 
Like this. 

514
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,960
This ones a this ones a low 
 
hanging fruit, Kody says before 

515
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,000
Logan's big announcement. 
 
I have an announcement myself. 

516
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,680
I'm going to announce that we 
 
put down earnest money on the 

517
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,640
houses. 
 
Once again, everyone, just 

518
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,400
friendly reminder it's 
 
Garrison's birthday party, OK? 

519
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,200
And yeah, we're gonna announce 

this again to the children, and 

520
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,600
we're gonna one up not one son, 
 but two sons. 

521
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,560
Yes, announcements, right? 
 
Well, or yeah, special moments. 

522
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:43,440
Special moments, yes. 
 
So Kody stands up and announces 

523
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,704
that they put down earnest money

 on the homes, on the 

524
00:27:46,704 --> 00:27:48,840
properties, on their future 
dwellings. 
 

525
00:27:48,848 --> 00:27:54,214
And he's wearing a UNLV shirt. 
And this is when I noticed it 
 

526
00:27:54,222 --> 00:27:56,742
said Rebels. 
And I went, oh, because my 
 

527
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,020
puppy, my little dog, his name 
was Rebel. 
 

528
00:27:59,028 --> 00:28:01,360
And I'm like, oh, Rebels, It's 
so cute. 
 

529
00:28:01,368 --> 00:28:04,490
And I said Kimber, oh, UNLV 
Rebels. 
 

530
00:28:04,498 --> 00:28:09,008
And you said? 
The logo or the mascot looks 
 

531
00:28:09,016 --> 00:28:11,909
like a nut sack with a giant hat
on. 
 

532
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:16,510
It literally looked like a ball 
sack with a hat on. 
 

533
00:28:16,518 --> 00:28:20,416
Yeah, some balls wearing a hat. 
It took a while for me to figure

534
00:28:20,416 --> 00:28:24,363

 out that it was a scrunched up
old man's face with a butt chin 

535
00:28:24,363 --> 00:28:27,958
 and a giant mustache with a hat
on and it literally looked like 

536
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:30,112
 a nut sack with a hat on. 
We're. 
 

537
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,980
Going to have to find a photo of
this mascot because it's hard to

538
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,665

 even describe. 
Like how an old man in a hat 
 

539
00:28:37,673 --> 00:28:38,654
could look like a ball. 
Sack. 
 

540
00:28:38,662 --> 00:28:40,280
It looks like a ball sack with a
hat. 
 

541
00:28:40,288 --> 00:28:42,776
Yeah, it did look like a ball 
sack with a hat. 
 

542
00:28:42,784 --> 00:28:46,080
It was funny and I was like, oh,
way to crush my touching moment 

543
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,767
 about my previous dog home. 
But. 
 

544
00:28:47,775 --> 00:28:51,110
What's really funny about him 
wearing this ball sack hat 
 

545
00:28:51,118 --> 00:28:54,510
wearing T-shirt is that he is 
dead serious, announcing 
 

546
00:28:54,518 --> 00:28:59,028
something that he expects the 
children to be happy about and 


547
00:28:59,036 --> 00:29:01,486
he gets crickets. 
Crickets. 
 

548
00:29:01,494 --> 00:29:05,055
The kids are not excited and 
Kody says I shouldn't have to 
 

549
00:29:05,063 --> 00:29:07,982
sell a gift to them. 
There's a cutaway to Hunter, and

550
00:29:07,982 --> 00:29:11,000

 Hunter says, well, I want the 
real possible likelihood. 
 

551
00:29:11,008 --> 00:29:15,452
Like, I want to actually know 
what the chances are that this 


552
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,500
is going to happen because 
that's where Meri tells the 
 

553
00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:21,980
camera they're just looking for 
what will really happen. 
 

554
00:29:21,988 --> 00:29:25,806
Like, there's like this 
awareness that comes out of this

555
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,565

 exchange. 
So Kody makes the announcement. 

556
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:28,720
 
He's met with like. 

557
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,760
OK. 
 
All right. 

558
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,400
Yeah, there's this moment with 

Hunter where he says he wants 

559
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,320
the real possible likelihood, 
 
and Meri tells the camera 

560
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,840
they're just looking for what 
 
will really happen. 

561
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,640
Maddie points out that they 
 
always say that things are going

562
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,880
to happen and then they don't. 

Yeah, Maddie's like you always 

563
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,480
say stuff that doesn't happen. 

And they show Kody on the couch 

564
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,600
talking about how he doesn't 
 
feel like he should have to sell

565
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,360
some good news to his kids, and 
 he's all offended. 

566
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,419
And if Meri stands up for them. 
 

567
00:30:00,427 --> 00:30:05,200
We have had some expectations 
that have gotten lowered because

568
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,824

 of things that have happened 
in the past. 
 

569
00:30:08,832 --> 00:30:11,255
You know, things come up. 
It's a large family. 
 

570
00:30:11,263 --> 00:30:14,816
We've made promises we haven't 
been able to keep. 
 

571
00:30:14,824 --> 00:30:19,452
And at least she's being honest 
with herself because, my God, 
 

572
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:23,060
the way they get these kids 
hopes up and then dash them time

573
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,720

 and time again. 
Yeah, how can you expect your 
 

574
00:30:25,728 --> 00:30:29,084
children to be excited? 
And it is sad because even the 


575
00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:31,708
little kids aren't excited. 
The little kids don't even have 

576
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,150
 a good reaction. 
To their very non reactive to 
 

577
00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:37,386
this news. 
To be fair, they did already 
 

578
00:30:37,394 --> 00:30:39,720
tell them that they were 
interested in getting these 
 

579
00:30:39,728 --> 00:30:42,748
properties or trying to. 
I mean I feel like there is the 

580
00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:45,448
 whole notion of being 
disappointed chronically by your

581
00:30:45,448 --> 00:30:46,600

 parents. 
That's an element. 
 

582
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:51,095
Even if you don't have that, 
which I have some of that in my 

583
00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:53,200
 life, there's like, OK, like, 
yeah. 
 

584
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:55,520
So it's just like, it sounds 
almost like an administrative 
 

585
00:30:55,528 --> 00:30:57,870
step, like, OK, sounds good. 
So you put down some money on 
 

586
00:30:57,878 --> 00:30:59,880
the House that you already told 
us that you were getting. 
 

587
00:30:59,888 --> 00:31:01,780
So like. 
Like they don't understand the 


588
00:31:01,788 --> 00:31:04,728
process, so they're like, well, 
wasn't this already happening 
 

589
00:31:04,736 --> 00:31:06,320
maybe? 
Yeah, an element of that, I 
 

590
00:31:06,328 --> 00:31:08,056
think. 
Yeah, so the younger kids are 
 

591
00:31:08,064 --> 00:31:10,156
probably not super excited 
because they don't understand 
 

592
00:31:10,164 --> 00:31:12,664
what's going on. 
And then the older kids aren't 


593
00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:16,754
excited because even though they
know that this is a step towards

594
00:31:16,754 --> 00:31:19,900

 maybe actualizing something 
for once, they still don't and 

595
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:22,224
have 
 the capacity to believe 
it, right? 
 

596
00:31:22,232 --> 00:31:25,868
Yeah, and they wouldn't. 
How would you trail of broken 
 

597
00:31:25,876 --> 00:31:27,840
dreams, man man. 
So. 
 

598
00:31:27,848 --> 00:31:31,628
So sad. 
So, as Garrison's birthday 
 

599
00:31:31,636 --> 00:31:34,784
continues, Garrison. 
'S birthday continues on. 
 

600
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:39,120
Garrison's birthday party 
continues and now we get an 
 

601
00:31:39,128 --> 00:31:42,590
announcement from Logan Darling.
What does Logan have to tell the

602
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:46,383

 family? 
Logan intends to get out on his 

603
00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:50,185
 own more, but he has decided on
UNLV. 
 

604
00:31:50,193 --> 00:31:55,725
But he wants to be treated like 
a college student. 
 

605
00:31:55,733 --> 00:32:00,350
Yes, I need you to treat me like
a college student as they're all

606
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:03,900

 like yelling and screaming and
jumping on him and excited. 
 

607
00:32:03,908 --> 00:32:07,410
And you know, it's endearing 
that all the kids really want 
 

608
00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:09,458
him around. 
They obviously all really love 


609
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:11,880
him so. 
They do, and that's cute. 
 

610
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,372
Yeah, you can't fault the 
littles here. 
 

611
00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:18,180
They're used to having him 
around probably more than Kody. 

612
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:20,360
 
But yeah, it's also like. 

613
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,960
Kody's like, I'm going to be 
 
around and they're like, OK, 

614
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,920
like if he was to announce 
 
something similar, they'd be 

615
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,480
like, whatever, but then Logan 

does it and it's like, yay, our 

616
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,600
supplement for a father. 
 
Yep, and it just makes me 

617
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,360
wonder, did he make this 
 
decision because he thought it 

618
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,130
was best for him or did he make 
 this decision because he 

619
00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:46,520
thought it was best for his 
siblings and 
 the family? 

620
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,440
I don't think it would be the 
 
end of the world to consider the

621
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,240
family stuff. 
 
No. 

622
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,080
That's so much nicer than me. 
 
Like I was like, I don't give a 

623
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,880
fuck what my family thinks. 
 
I'm going to live my life and do

624
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,160
my thing. 
 
So you know. 

625
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,840
I think he's just like, you 
 
can't call me back or you can't 

626
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,800
treat me like I'm here at your 

beck and call still like I'm 

627
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,800
going to be a college student 
 
and I'm technically going away 

628
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,760
still like I'm going to have 
 
bigger fish to fry and more 

629
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,640
important, like, different 
 
priorities. 

630
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,459
Please remember that even though

 I'm still around, like, I 

631
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:20,760
think he's trying to put it out 
into 
 the ether. 

632
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Like, please, like respect my 
 
boundaries now that I'm going to

633
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,320
be 18. 
 
And I don't know how that's 

634
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,960
going to go. 
 
We'll see. 

635
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:37,320
Well, hot off the heels of Logan

 telling us this, Kody's like, 

636
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,400
oh, what did I get from that? 
 
What I got from that is that I 

637
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,640
think Logan will be happy with 

returning home. 

638
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,160
If he has a chance to spend some

 time in our new homes, he'll 

639
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,120
just love it. 
 
He'll want to come home even 

640
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,000
after he has children. 
 
He'll want to come back and 

641
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,800
spend time here. 
 
And it's like, what? 

642
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,786
I mean, of course, he might want

 to come back and visit, but 

643
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,614
what makes you think that if he 
spent 
 any time also, there's 

644
00:34:00,614 --> 00:34:03,960
no homes to move into. 
 
They have to to build the homes.

645
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,520
He's touring colleges. 
 
We're not talking about he's 

646
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,679
leaving in three years. 
 
We're talking about he's leaving

647
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,400
soon. 
 
Yeah. 

648
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,560
And your homes, you you have put

 down earnest money. 

649
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,560
You haven't even got your 
 
financing figured out. 

650
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:19,639
This isn't him like going off to

 boarding school his like 

651
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,440
sophomore year of high school or

 something. 

652
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,760
Like no, he's going out to 
 
college. 

653
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,360
He doesn't have an attachment to

 these invisible homes that 

654
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,960
aren't there yet. 
 
Yeah, exactly. 

655
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,800
Yeah. 
 
So even if you built them in a 

656
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,760
month, you think he's going to 

live there for a month, two 

657
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,600
months, three, however long and 
 be like, wow, I'm coming back 

658
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,520
every weekend because of these 

houses? 

659
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,213
I'm coming back to my childhood 
 room that I maybe bought, 

660
00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:49,540
didn't even live in before going
off to 
 college because there's

661
00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:51,507
no way those homes are going to 
be 
 built by the time that he 

662
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,120
goes off to school. 
 
Yeah, it's weird. 

663
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,719
I mean, it's just Kody being 
 
dumb. 

664
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,120
Oh my God, fucking Kody. 
 
And then they show the homes 

665
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,920
being built with some sort of 
 
filter in front of the people 

666
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,240
that are doing the housework, 
 
like showing like, oh, past, 

667
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,400
present, future, you know, 
 
sometimes they put the filter 

668
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,800
over. 
 
Yeah, like a sepia town. 

669
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,800
Yeah. 
 
So they put that over like a 

670
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,280
home being built and it's like 

Lord knows that's probably not 

671
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,840
their homes being built. 
 
It's probably another one in the

672
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,360
neighborhood. 
 
And they just got some footage 

673
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,400
the. 
 
Model home that they just 

674
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,120
toured. 
 
Yeah, and they just got some 

675
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,760
footage of somebody working on 

it. 

676
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,480
They show the clip of the kids 

with the snowflake kites just 

677
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,600
drafting around over the 
 
cul-de-sac. 

678
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:39,640
And yes, our hopes, our dreams, 
 are floating away in the sky 

679
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,600
like these snowflake kites. 
 
Janelle and Kody both have a 

680
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,240
couple things to say as we're 
 
wrapping up this episode. 

681
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,385
Janelle says if we fail on this,

 we will have no credibility 

682
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:54,840
with these kids. 
 
So at least there's this 

683
00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:00,040
acknowledgement that Meri 
 
started during Garrison's 

684
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,960
birthday party. 
 
So, you know, at least some of 

685
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:09,880
the adults are verbalizing, 
 
vocalizing their understanding 

686
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,680
that the kids are going. 
 
Yeah, we'll believe it when we 

687
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,080
see it all at Garrison's 
 
birthday party. 

688
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,160
At least a couple of the parents

 are getting it because Kody 

689
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,960
still for sure. 
 
The fuck is Matt? 

690
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,880
This is the second season that 

we've ended with the snowflake 

691
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:31,760
kites and a cul-de-sac shot and 
 promising the same thing to 

692
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,360
these kids. 
 
Yeah, a whole season, a whole. 

693
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,840
Season. 
 
Right back where we started. 

694
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,920
Yep. 
 
Oh, except for now we've written

695
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,720
some checks, so that's good. 
 
We didn't see if they cleared. 

696
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,680
No, we did not. 
 
We saw them taking a photo of 

697
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,600
the wives holding their checks 

up and they're posing with their

698
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,240
check and then they blur the 
 
numbers out and I'm like, yeah, 

699
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,000
a really great idea. 
 
Let's take a photo of ourselves 

700
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,160
holding our checks up in the air

 with all of our numbers on 

701
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,680
there. 
 
With Mona, who was like 

702
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,840
immediately calling the 
 
developer to be like, yo, they 

703
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,200
bought it. 
 
Like we got the money. 

704
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,600
Yeah. 
 
I'm making my cut while the 

705
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,982
episodes wrapping and they have 
 this montage of the footage 

706
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:17,640
with the snowflake kites and 
this 
 eerily familiar wrap up. 

707
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,720
Like we just saw it and the 
 
footage. 

708
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,480
Same. 
 
Everything, yeah. 

709
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,720
We have Kody with a voice over 

saying we have 30 days to make 

710
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:31,520
the financing happen. 
 
And it's like, yeah, we get it, 

711
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,160
OK. 
 
Apparently they only have 30 

712
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,240
days to get the financing for 
 
these new homes once again. 

713
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,600
Do you think that might be a 
 
part of next season? 

714
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,760
I don't know. 
 
I for one loved Garrison's 

715
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,200
birthday party. 
 
I thought it was so cool. 

716
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,160
It was so great to celebrate 
 
Garrison's birth. 

717
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,360
It was wonderful. 
 
Yep. 

718
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,754
Not only did Garrison have to be

 upstaged by his brother's 

719
00:37:57,754 --> 00:38:00,351
large announcement about 
college, but 
 his father had to

720
00:38:00,351 --> 00:38:03,280
try to upstage it with the 
financing on the 
 homes. 

721
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,520
God, can Kody ever take a 
 
goddamn break? 

722
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,760
No, he can't. 
 
You just let this be about your 

723
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,280
child's birthday because your 
 
kids don't even know what 

724
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,040
earnest money is, so do they 
 
really need to know that you put

725
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,120
earnest money down? 
 
Like shut the fuck up. 

726
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,280
And then to be disappointed in 

your kids reaction? 

727
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,040
Shut the fuck up, right? 
 
You don't get to tell your kids 

728
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,280
how to feel, just like you don't

 get to tell your wives how to 

729
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,560
feel, you dumb motherfucker. 
 
I've heard a time or two that he

730
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,160
might be a narcissist, and so 
 
I'd like to think this isn't 

731
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,280
just one of those things where 

we're calling him a name. 

732
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,400
I think he might be, he might 
 
be. 

733
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,480
The time has come for you to lip

 sync for your life. 

734
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,160
The time has come. 
 
I'm going to pass the baton to 

735
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:56,440
you and ask you who gets your 
 
mustard seed this episode. 

736
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,000
We're going to start with the 
 
mustard seeds. 

737
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,160
I'm going to give my mustard 
 
seed to Logan. 

738
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,920
Excellent choice. 
 
And I'm going to give him my 

739
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,720
mustard seed because he did a 
 
very good job throughout the 

740
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:17,640
episode saying how he was 
 
feeling without saying how he 

741
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,240
was feeling to offend his 
 
family. 

742
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,520
He tiptoe tiptoed around. 
 
Through the tulips. 

743
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,960
Tiptoed through the tulips and 

he tried to stand up for himself

744
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,960
without being rude about it. 
 
And he made it known in his 

745
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,160
private interview moments his 
 
concerns without throwing his 

746
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,200
family under the bus, even 
 
though we can all read between 

747
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,800
the lines. 
 
So my mustard seed goes to Logan

748
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:53,200
for being so diplomatic with his

 answers in the interviews and 

749
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,920
all that jazz throughout this 
 
episode. 

750
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,560
Yes. 
 
What about yourself? 

751
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,680
I know this one's going to be 
 
tough because. 

752
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,560
I didn't really like people in 

this episode, but you know, 

753
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,040
like, in general, like. 
 
I didn't really like people in 

754
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,440
this. 
 
Episode I think I'm going to 

755
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,800
give my mustard seed though to 

Janelle because Janelle is our 

756
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:24,400
frugal queen with finite 
 
resources and it is good to have

757
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,720
someone in the group that's 
 
always reminding people like, 

758
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,520
yo, we probably can't afford 
 
this or if we want to do this, 

759
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,600
this means we're going to have 

to sacrifice in ways that you 

760
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,880
might not be prepared to. 
 
So just be aware also at the 

761
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,360
very end of the episode, the 
 
acknowledgement of if they fail 

762
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,760
on getting these homes that they

 will have no more credibility 

763
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,320
with their children. 
 
It's like, thank you and Meri 

764
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,660
alluded to it, but I just can't 
 give Meri a mustard seed on 

765
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,800
this episode because of her 
fucking 
 breakdowns. 

766
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:55,934
But Janelle, I can give Janelle 
 a mustard seed, and hopefully 

767
00:40:55,934 --> 00:40:58,524
if she waters that mustard seed 
in 
 the ground, a plant will 

768
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:00,800
come out of it. 
 
If it doesn't, I won't be 

769
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,120
heartbroken. 
 
It could be a dried up, crusty, 

770
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,560
nasty old mustard seed. 
 
And I'd be fine with that. 

771
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,720
Because I'm glad Janelle's 
 
finally waking up to this. 

772
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,040
Or is aware. 
 
Knowing Janelle, she would save 

773
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,968
that mustard seed and save it to

 season something slightly 

774
00:41:13,968 --> 00:41:18,440
later on in her life. 
 
Right now who gets your shit 

775
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,960
stained honey? 
 
Who left a bad smell in your 

776
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,840
panties? 
 
Kody Brown left a brown smudge 

777
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:35,680
in my panties. 
 
Kody's utter lack of respect for

778
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:42,210
the fact that it was Garrison's 
 birthday and his lack of 

779
00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:46,440
respect for his wives and the 
 
manipulation and the twisting of

780
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:51,760
the words of Christine. 
 
Yeah, so blatant and so 

781
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,840
disgusting. 
 
And I could just go on and on 

782
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,120
about everything that he did in 
 this episode. 

783
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,600
And everything that he did was 

manipulative. 

784
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,840
And the facade is cracking, and 
 his mask is coming off. 

785
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,096
We saw a lot of his true colors.

 

786
00:42:08,104 --> 00:42:12,880
And if you could have seen his 
facial reactions in this 
 

787
00:42:12,888 --> 00:42:17,469
episode, you'd be like, what the
hell? 
 

788
00:42:17,477 --> 00:42:24,166
Yeah, there's a huge change that
I noticed in this episode and in

789
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:28,885

 the Q&A. 
The tension could be cut with a 

790
00:42:28,885 --> 00:42:31,434
 knife. 
Yeah, the way he speaks to his 


791
00:42:31,442 --> 00:42:33,205
wives is not OK. 
No, for sure. 
 

792
00:42:33,213 --> 00:42:37,800
I mean, it's not OK the way he 
speaks to anybody, really. 
 

793
00:42:37,808 --> 00:42:39,148
Yeah. 
Kody Brown. 
 

794
00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:42,212
What a shit stain. 
What a shit stain. 
 

795
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:46,000
What a shit. 
Stain Kody Brown My shit stain 


796
00:42:46,008 --> 00:42:49,258
is going to his lovely wife 
Robyn. 
 

797
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:55,282
Robyn Brown gets a shit stain 
with the whole trying to elicit 

798
00:42:55,282 --> 00:42:59,629
 some sort of response or an 
emotional response out of Meri 


799
00:42:59,637 --> 00:43:02,960
by bringing up that she only has
one child and what your life 
 

800
00:43:02,968 --> 00:43:08,424
would have been like with more 
children was super icky. 
 

801
00:43:08,432 --> 00:43:12,280
Definitely. 
The intentions were not what the

802
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,640

 delivery was. 
She's manipulative and horrible 

803
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,765
 and the accompanying crying 
makes me hate it even more 
 

804
00:43:19,773 --> 00:43:21,510
because it's just like, girl, 
you are. 
 

805
00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:24,820
Maybe even at the point where 
you have fooled yourself into 
 

806
00:43:24,828 --> 00:43:28,260
thinking that your own 
manipulations are just fine. 
 

807
00:43:28,268 --> 00:43:33,140
Like she's mentally fucked. 
That's my professional 
 

808
00:43:33,148 --> 00:43:35,530
diagnosis. 
Like she doesn't understand that

809
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,995

 it's not OK to say the things 
she's saying. 
 

810
00:43:39,003 --> 00:43:43,450
She thinks she's truly being 
kind and like I'm giving you my 

811
00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:44,414
 2. 
Cents, right? 
 

812
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:47,449
Right. 
And she might as well have said 

813
00:43:47,449 --> 00:43:52,802
 to Meri, you don't understand 
how to love a child because 
 

814
00:43:52,810 --> 00:43:56,605
you've only had a pet or 
something. 
 

815
00:43:56,613 --> 00:44:00,076
You know, like the way she was 
comparing her having more 
 

816
00:44:00,084 --> 00:44:02,320
children to Meri just having 
one. 
 

817
00:44:02,328 --> 00:44:07,895
And so she doesn't maybe have 
the fulfillment that Robyn has 


818
00:44:07,903 --> 00:44:11,431
was just gross. 
This is The thing is I think 
 

819
00:44:11,439 --> 00:44:13,732
she's self delusional because 
like that's not going to be 
 

820
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,709
helpful. 
Like what person wants to hear 


821
00:44:15,717 --> 00:44:17,392
that? 
Like, oh, if you had more 
 

822
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,736
children, you'd have more 
meaning in your life. 
 

823
00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:22,782
Like my God, you're saying this 
to a woman who has only been 
 

824
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:25,420
able to have one child and we 
have been beat over the head 
 

825
00:44:25,428 --> 00:44:27,446
about her infertility the whole 
season and. 
 

826
00:44:27,454 --> 00:44:31,974
If anything, she's more grateful
because she had to, you know, 
 

827
00:44:31,982 --> 00:44:35,544
try so hard. 
And so she, she knows. 
 

828
00:44:35,552 --> 00:44:39,330
And yeah, whereas someone 
potentially that can get knocked

829
00:44:39,330 --> 00:44:43,148

 up every time that they, you 
know, do the deed. 
 

830
00:44:43,156 --> 00:44:47,860
Very well could be I keep sleep 
moment for this season finale 
 

831
00:44:47,868 --> 00:44:51,960
episode is a Spotify comment 
coming to us from Lisa and Jam. 

832
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,880
 
And Lisa and Jam says great 

833
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,200
episode. 
 
Been binging your podcast since 

834
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,600
I found you. 
 
Love the dynamic between Chris 

835
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,080
and Kimber. 
 
Thanks for making my day guys. 

836
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,360
Heart emoji. 
 
Oh, I said it like it's the 

837
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,080
circle heart emoji. 
 
Heart emoji. 

838
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,840
Well, you know what, Lisa and 
 
Jam? 

839
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,280
You make our day. 
 
Oh, you're the jam on my toast. 

840
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:20,024
I want to spread you all around.

 

841
00:45:20,032 --> 00:45:27,768
That's not right. 
Spread you all around. 
 

842
00:45:27,776 --> 00:45:32,472
I was just thinking toe jam when
you went to jam jam, but I told.

843
00:45:32,472 --> 00:45:34,200

 
Jam oh spat that jam between. 

844
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,720
The toes. 
 
Not jam. 

845
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,840
Oh no, that's a wrap on Season 

4.

