Welcome everybody to campaigns concoctions where we are a bunch
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As always, we really hope that you are enjoying what we're
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I think we're. This is a really great game.
I think everyone's been on the top of their their, their game
lately. So for that, I say thank you to
the guys and I thank you to you all for listening.
But with that all being said, we unless anyone has anything, I
think we don't. Actually Curtis had something.
Yeah, I got the opportunity to go to Ballmer Peak distillery in
Lakewood the last two nights actually and I was there and I
was hanging out with bartender James and bartender Michaela.
And they told me that after after I ordered a drink, they
said tomorrow we're going to be doing a movie night and it's
going to be Jurassic Park. So they do like every few weeks,
they have movie Nights. Where they set up a projector
outside. And they make themes cocktails
go along with their, with their drinks, are to go along with the
movie. So, they have three Jurassic
Park, theme cocktails, and man, I had a fantastic time.
Just chilling, eat popcorn and drink drinks out on their porch.
You should definitely go ahead and do it.
They also have a solstice party on the 24th of June.
So if you can go to baller Peak on the 24th of June, they're
going to be having a party. Go ahead, try me tonight.
Is the drink one of the drinks that James need me.
It is a gin old-fashioned. It has two ounces of bummer peek
out back gin. It has two dashes of angostura
of two dashes of orange bitters. A bar spoon of agave syrup, a
bar spoon of honey syrup and a lemon expressed and twisted
rubber around Rim, but I didn't drop it in not, so I'm go ahead
and drag on that tonight. So just wanted to give another
shout-out to Homer Peak for being a good friend of the pot,
and If you want to talk to their distiller distiller, Austin is a
member of the Discord server, so you can chat with him.
We have talked to him. They I unfortunately haven't
been able to interact with them because I am over here on the
Western Slope, but it seems like squared away.
Everyone loves their product. So go ahead.
Support them. Support local guys.
Any other drinks that we've got? Yeah, we have two other drinks.
I made a tea punch shrub. So, So this is 2 ounces of
Hendrick's, Gin 3/4 of an ounce of Bolin.
Vermouth Blanc and three quarters of an ounce of a shrub
that I made. It's a Chinese five-spice cherry
blossom. Show you shrub with champagne
vinegar you there's a there's a lot going on in there.
Basically, the chef de cuisine at my bar.
I walked out to him. I asked him if he had anything
obscure in the kitchen and he was like, we've got this cherry
blossom show. You that we don't use for
anything have at it and so I used the entire bottle, it's
like a thirty dollar bottle of show.
You made about about two and a half, maybe three liters of a
shrub that I think came out really nice.
And then me and you Of my co-workers.
Benjamin that's event. Yeah, Benjamin's a viking.
G-Unit he helped me make a Chinese five-spice syrup out of
fresh spices and fresh ginger root.
And then we combined the two with some champagne vinegar and
made this shrub. It's quite nice.
If you don't know what a tea punches, it's pretty easy.
You building glass, you cut a citrus shoulder, whether it be
lemon, lime grapefruit, Whatever you want, Citrus shoulder.
Drop it in the bottom of the squeeze it and drop it into the
bottom of the glass. Put some cracked ice on top of
it works. Best with cracked ice to take
like a large Cube and smack the shit out of it, with a spoon,
with a bar spoon, not a crack it up, nice and easy for you, drop
that in and then you generally want to be around three, and a
half-ish ounces of total liquid volume going into it and then
stir it in the glass. So, that was a, it's a pretty
tasty cocktail. I'm pretty proud of it.
I'm proud of the Rub. And then, we also I did a sake
based cocktail as well. This was two ounces of a Sorry,
I can't remember what the name of the sake is.
It's the Takeshita Jun, my ginjo sake which is a filtered sake.
Generally served cold did two ounces of that did 3/4 of an
ounce of plum wine. Japanese plum wine half an ounce
of Slivovitz plum brandy and half an ounce of the ume plum
liqueur with some lemon juice. 3/4 Oz, lemon juice, shake that
up and strained it into a glass and it turned out pretty damn
good. I Awesome.
But those all sound quite tasty, especially the Gin
old-fashioned. I'm going to have to try that as
someone who is now starting to explore Jin a little bit more,
so we're good. So thank you for that gentleman.
But now the last time that we got together the party returned
from the Obscure north of whoo. Dan and return to talk about
Mahad where? They sought out payment and
return the mortar and pestle, the three sisters.
They returned to the the bar original, the first bar that
they went to in the town, they found a table of people who were
able to give them the ability to send a message non magically,
they sought out some more information just kind of
gathered talked people while Sark tailed the messenger, The
messenger kind of disappeared into the.
The central facility of the, the ruling order here in Tahlequah.
They returned later with. Messages and everyone is
everyone returned to the ship. The next morning is when the the
council member, I know. That's not the right term.
Where are my notes? Yes.
Yes, that's it. Proctor yasmina showed up, took
possession of the Mortar and pestle and also returned in
return. Gave you a metric fuck ton of
money. Yeah.
And then after that party return to ship, and it made it turned
its way towards rugen a couple of days journey away.
So, at this point it is the cherlene is slowly.
Because it was docked in one of the Airship docks.
It was never back in the water. As it took off, it just kind of
made a gentle spiral as it began to raise its altitude to its
cruising altitude and then began turn it turns to the South.
What is yes? Use describe how the sales on
the shearling. The course.
Sure. So from basically the gun deck
up the ship still retains its traditional three-masted
appearance. The sales, typical the, you
know, just imagine a traditional large like The Dauntless in the
Pirates of the Caribbean, right? That big huge sales, right?
However, on the bottom half, once the whole exits, the water
too large. Extensions in the front in the
front of the ship and two in the rear smaller ones, they cast out
and kind of almost batwing like sales drop down and that is how
they steal use. They steer with in the air yet
because the Rudder doesn't, it doesn't work.
So that is how that is how it looks.
As the the ship turns to the South, is there anything that
anyone would like to do right now?
What time is it mid morning? Good morning.
No, I'm good at this point, everyone's awake because if you
all recall L was dragged out of bed, early in the morning, the
only way to get them up there. so, At this point though there
was one thing that I forgot on the on the that you guys would
probably your characters. Remember there was a off to the
west or the east as you were returning south from your
Excursion, to the north of food and there was a massive
electrical storm. If y'all remember that, it's
green lightning. Yeah, Green lightning.
Yeah. So, I don't know if you guys had
thought about. I just wanted to remind you that
I know that it has talked about it a lot.
So I just wanted to make sure I reminded you that something that
your characters would remember. So thank you.
Thanks. Um, since gonna seek out sark.
Yes, you'd probably be in the nest.
I presume. Most likely know.
We are sitting in for time so they weren't flying.
So sark, What do you think about?
I don't think we've had some conversations about fate and
these odd occurrences seem to be following us everywhere.
What? As like as the creature are
things, you are like what do you take as as a disease?
Out of place incidents occurring to us.
Mom. My own work.
It's not that out of place for a lot of other stuff we've been
doing. Out of the spaces I'm used to
working in. So do you think it's more that
we're seeking it out or that it chose you like how do you how do
you rationalize it? I got offered a job.
They pay more than I'm used to. So it makes sense that there's
weirder things going on. Or Witter is kind of.
Will you meet my boss? You'll understand why weird is
relative. Since at this point, going to
meet the boss, it'll be fun. So, everything is relative.
Like, there's always a compare and contrast.
I woke up in a coffee table, your whole existence is Ben.
Unexplained. Yeah. like, When you start
their, some mundane seems beard. That's a good line.
Have you seen everything seems weird after you're born in a
coffee table box. it's might be a shirt like I guess my life
hasn't been mundane but it's been something I'm used to and I
guess this is just out of the norm for me and I'm not exactly
in said kind of looks not her chest, you know, Status quo, I
guess, Sid, go. Go ahead and roll and insight
check for me, much better than last.
Hey, I'll take it in sight. It's his flat 13.
Okay, so even as you're having this discussion with with Sark,
you do kind of think back to some of the conversations you
had right after you retired. Mirror your service, right?
And as the it's it's not just your journey that kind of had
you little, you know, your search for your teammate that
that had you leave. It's also the fact that as you
begin to discuss more and more often with the civilian
population of the legation of crypsis that Your life was weird
to them like the things that you took for normal and happens,
normal normal occurrence became a thing of under and Walt ah, or
the average person that you would meet.
And so now you're as you think about it and you have these
because granted this, the current situations that you have
been in have been a little bit outside.
The scope of what you would consider normal, it's all
relative to To your lived experience.
Right. I've been having that
conversation. A lot lately.
It work. It's so true.
I just I just want to point out a little insight on to our
table. Nate puts all of his dice on the
table with one below, the top level roll and I put all of my
dice on the table at the maximum level that they can roll.
Injured is trying to put mine at the maximum they can roll.
Roll, roll roll. All right.
Yeah you kind of leave something to Aspire for so there.
So there you go. As you have that conversation
with Sark and you continue to dwell on the space of the last
couple of months that while it's a little bit, outside the bounds
of your Norm. It's still.
It's all in temperate, contextual thing sir kind of
leans against the rail with one more thing is like Money is
power and we are now operating in a different field of power.
As you move through the ranks of power things change, just as you
move through the ranks of money, societies different when you
have a lot of money, So I think SIDS crossed like taking that
in. I guess I experienced that as I
gained climb through the ranks of military.
My perception of a change and I had to readjust to who my equals
were and who was, I was in charge of and responsible for.
So I get I get that to the premium content.
so, As. The Shirleen begins to set sail
and head Southward. The crew begins to just go about
their daily business and many of the repairs that were necessary
as they were fighting off the small creatures that would
attack them during what for you was a day and for them multiple
days away. As you were exploring the in
between So the repairs to the ship begin.
And if there is nothing else, I figure we'll probably
fast-forward a little bit. If that's all right with y'all
Therese would be on the carpenter crew fixing anything.
So with that, go ahead. I want you to roll Do you 100?
Hold on, let me look, let me look real quick that probably
was going to be. But Yeah.
Go ahead D100. 75. Okay.
While not of the skate same skill as the carpentry crew that
I've been working on the cherlene for many a year.
Your competence and your experience in Haven shows and
the work is deemed as adequate as you work through it.
And at no point, does anyone have to repair or cover in redo
any of the work that you did? Mew as the the days continue on
and the work continues, there is a Small light of respect,
beginning to come your way. They're like, oh, this guy.
He may be odd, but he's competent.
He knows what he's doing. She says a little extra bounce
in his step. It's about.
Believe it's a week weeks worth of travel from oudin to rugen
the skies are relatively clear. There is seems to be as you look
South and it continues to grow not because it's getting bigger
but because you're getting closer you see that there seems
to be kind of a continuous storm over close to where the the
equator would be it seems that it's getting that time of year
where there's just constant storms that it just happens.
For those of you who are Sailors, you do know that this
is a fairly common occurrence in like the summer.
Rush time as you operate. Or that, I mean, it's the
Equator. So it's not really summer or
winter but like that monsoon season, right?
So, so that would be, I think Sailors are scold and SOA.
So for you, it's not that disconcerting.
That you would see a storm like this, you've all both of you
have operated it in before. Azure about a day out. the
captain asks that you attend him at his desk, there on the rear
quarter desk and he is as the Six of you gather.
He looks up and says at this point, I believe that it is a
good time for us to discuss our infiltration method.
We have done this one before this at this island but I do
want to double check and make sure that we are all on the same
page before before we move forward.
So what is yall's plan? As we begin to get close to
rugen again? we have the Easy.
The backwards on the back way in a different way, right?
Yeah. There was like a minor doc.
Yeah. If you think the risk is
acceptable, haven't done it once before.
I think we're Try the pirate duck again.
How how quickly are we looking to to ask?
Are we looking to run like we did last time fairly quickly
maybe ideally yes but I doubt it's going to go the way we
really want it to. Okay what is a do?
I need to have that some people on the dock ready to give you a
little back in support as you guys come come close.
It might be the case that you need a few hands to move product
quickly. How about a few with some
crossbows that works too, we can do that.
Alright, so I'm going to have to land the ship into in the water
before we make our Final Approach.
Because I go ahead, I think. I've learned a new.
I've learned a new trick that I think might be advantageous to a
quick drop. And I wanted to discuss with
Sark specifically, how Nimble are you like if we got close to
the ground, what would be an acceptable distance for you to
be able to? Need your very, very competent,
but stuff like that. I've seen you do impressive
things. We've tried this bro.
Sark off the boat. No, I'm trying to encourage
start to jump off the boat and for us to follow him, All right,
he has jumped off a second-story before I come close.
Can you get I haven't tested it. I don't know.
Probably do 50 feet at this point.
If 50 feet, cinch hanging from the, the cargo net, would that
be an acceptable height for the cherlene to make a pass and a
drop? So the captain looks at you and
goes what I can drop you, but I can't guarantee a swift
recovery. That's my concern.
Understood maybe was in, unless we have a dock to tie off on
being a float is in constant motion.
You can't really anchor. When you are in the air like you
can in the sea you're here. Here's my here's my thought is
that we could do. We could do a drop, not at the
dock. And then in a few in a while,
then you could you could dock yourself at the South.
I can we meet you there on our way out.
That way you're not waiting in one spot for an extended period
of time being vulnerable. There's only two approaches to
that the trail we're going to take and the way I'm passage out
company town. The company towns on the other
side of the where we're going, anything come to the ship
through that pathos already gone through US.
Yeah, and while I do appreciate your concern for the ship and
its safety, let me reassure you that we are very competent in
defending ourselves. I more than know that I have
seen. I've seen your crew in action
and they have, they have proven themselves to be, not only
efficient, but party, And as you six are, now my employer, it
would behoove me to ensure that I can get you off as
expeditiously as possible. That's okay.
I want to try it at some point, though.
I don't know. I don't know what he's got going
on, but it sounds fun. If I get a job at 50 feet, if
keep that in our back pocket, we will work on it.
Will look at it. Maybe we'll talk about it as we
make the trip, down to Tinker, man.
That's a, that's a good. We can do a trial run.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Yeah, I like that. Not till we're at.
Tinker mayor. Yeah, he doesn't float
understood. Hmm.
I've heard water still hurts. It like 50 feet just as an FYI?
It doesn't float but he also doesn't need to breathe.
So like he could just walk out I don't want to walk more than a
day under water. Oh I agree.
He had sent Dad. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying it would it might be better to jump into the water
and then walk onto the beach. Very very Stark like stealthily
mean a giant flying ship is not exactly stealthy.
Yeah which is why I was thinking we could drop further away but
that's okay. Let's let's I just wanted to put
that out there as an idea. Michael was out, he was dropping
it on the ground right by where we were going to climb in.
It's kind of those that continue.
Anyways, Captain yes, we're going to go to the doc,
hopefully not too long welp under are crazy schemes when
we're not taking up your time at least, not without booze in
front of you. So, at this point, he actually
he opens up one of the One of the, the drawers of his desk and
he pulls out. He's got a map that also
includes depths of rugen. And so he he grabbed he tells
Patrice to come closer as his son.
I want you to take a look at this real quick.
Do you see how drastically that these The shelves drip off from
the island, we're talking. A long long way down.
Understood. Something just something to
think about. I understand that.
Sark here may not need to breathe into water, but he does
need time to walk somewhere. So perhaps as you say a little
practice met Make them about but I don't think this is the best
time to try it. First time percent agree.
So at that, unless you guys have anything else for cap Mackenzie,
well, I think we're pretty good. He's going to, he doesn't
dismiss you. Obviously, you guys are his boss
but he does say thank you for your time.
And you know, it's kind of a general hey I don't have
anything else for you. Yeah.
He kind of goes back and then he actually, you know, locks
everything up and goes back to the he goes to the wheel and he
begins to set everything up and you see his Services first and
second made begin to come up to them and they are working some
things out there. Talking about stuff, is there
anything that any of you guys would like to do prep wise
before you guys get started on all of this or you guys feeling
good about everything prepping, the pics, and all the sex that I
bought in preparation for this. Okay, sounds good.
How many of those I have? Are you still looking up stuff
Nate? Yeah, I'm just grabbing it and
I'll have it. So I know later.
Yeah, we'll get we'll get there. So as this day continues on and
the the sun begins to set Captain, Mackenzie has slowly
turned the ship a little bit to the West so or not to the west
of the heading that you were on. You'd kind of slowly move kind
of to a southeasterly heading as you were making.
Ruben. And the captain slowly begins to
kind of turn a little bit more towards the west.
And then as the night goes on and the six of you awaken the
next morning at this point, you were just barely above the water
and very quickly, the lower sales, swing back in and the
sales pop, you know, furl up. And they latch in In and then
the ship slowly caresses and lands in the water.
As you look up, you can see The Greenery of the island of rügen.
The captain slowly makes his way and unlike last time, the waters
seem to have been a little bit more become than they were
before this, at this approach is much simpler than most than the
last time you were here, he his knowledge of sin.
Manship, for those of you who are Sailors is quite Apparent at
this point, as he almost like drifts the ship into the dock.
So in this, this time instead of coming in and facing the island
like last time, he's actually got the ship, so it's facing
out. So if for any reason that there
needs to be a hasty, exit is a little bit quicker than the last
time. An anchor asset.
The plank is laid down here, on the old rickety, doc, the old
pirate stock, the captain sends out three with crossbows and
also those crew who are under, who are not needed, who are
ready to bring items aboard as needed.
He looks at the six of you and sends Well, we were here.
I wish you all the best of luck and I'll see you when I see you.
And I think right there, we're going to take our first breaks,
it's a good stopping point and then we roll up here and just in
just a few moments. So thank you and we will be
right back. Welcome back everybody to
campaigns concoctions. I have absolutely nothing Petty
to say like I have in the past so we're just going to roll with
it. What are we drinking?
Fellas? I made an equity Parts.
Margarita, an equity Parts, Margarita is inspired by the way
that John likes. This is drinks.
It's re-asses of tequila. It's two dashes of angostura,
two dashes of orange, bitters and five drops of ceiling.
And into a glass with a little squirt of lemon from a wedge.
And then you, then you rub the wedge around the rim.
And then you stir the drink down in the glass assembled in the
glass, you put the wedge back on the, and then you you enjoy.
Somebody says, it's a, it's a key.
Old-fashioned, tell him, no parts.
Yeah, it's an equity partner. Smartrider has all the elements
of a margarita, like, in economically in the, in the
Equitable amounts and make sure you use a represent 0 or an
Anejo tequila. Yeah, Joven would be a waste but
the, the other drink that I made, I want to call climb on
Plum, which is a Manhattan variant made with two ounces of
Slivovitz. One ounce of what was the name
of the liquor of the public or own?
A who met? Who met?
Yeah, ume Plum liqueur and two ounces are in and two dashes of
patients, stir it out. And then drop a a look.
I don't care. Bring it to the bottom of your
Glass, like it was a mannequin. That's what I mean.
I mean Palm is pretty good but purple parasol just scream.
It was going to be Plum and Plum.
It had to be ple um, on PLU MB. We call this the Lolly, it's one
and a half ounces of pineapple juice, 3/4 Oz, lime juice, 1 oz,
overproof rum and then one ounce of the rum agricole, and then we
got a dash of grapefruit Bitters and then half an ounce of the
Lilac syrup, which probably just gets lost, so you can produce
use a simple sir. Cane syrup would be great.
Yeah. It's delicious.
It's very good. Yeah and then I made also like
much closer to Manhattan kind of Manhattan riff where I just did
Redemption Rye and sine are so 2 times.
Should I Mark two parts, two parts, right?
One pipes, turn our and three decades of patience and an
orange twist. It's super tasty.
It's great. It's like a nicely bitter black
Manhattan. Yes, I approve.
All right. Well At this point the ship is
land. It is as if you recall for you
listeners, it was only about 30 seconds ago for us.
It was 25 minutes. The captain has placed a few of
the of the ship's crew out there as kind of a last line of
defense with some crossbows and these are big heavy.
Crossbows these are not just like little little ones, as well
as a few of the crew or ready to assist you in bringing anything.
Being back at, you're going to bring the six of you, walk down
the plank to the to the dock and what you guys doing.
Infiltrating headed for the hole that we climbed in last time
that acted to the mines. Excuse me.
Sir goes to like start half jogging and then remembers who
sees with and just starts walking again.
Yeah, skeletons. Definitely taking a leisurely
stroll. So unlike last time, it's not
difficult for you to find it an entrance into the cavern.
As you kind of, retrace your steps from that month.
Or so ago, you walk down find the T intersection that you came
across. There were small amounts of
residual that were there when you were there.
The first time as you were looking for the particular
staff, But in this case, now you all are looking for residual
itself, but in the quantities that you all are interested in
this pathway seems to have been tapped out, so you're going to
have to do a little bit of exploration to see if you can
find a vein of residual Sark was prepared for this.
Going the opposite way that we went last time.
Ford, what we assume is the active mining section.
And I want to take the lead and start moving stealthily. 10 15
feet in front of everyone else. Okay, is everyone else going to
attempt to move quietly and stealthily as well?
Yeah yeah let's go ahead and make some stealth checks please
we in a little letting it is dim light.
Yeah. Advantage.
I got a 17. 26. Okay.
Let's go Patrice. Got 500K.
Sark's gonna bid is at a 17, okay?
Sark sitting pretty at 1400 Rock.
You're very pretty but you roll a 2-0 advantage.
Is this based on us moving silently?
Yeah. Why am I wonder if I don'ts that
I made today is the boots of all mankind, because we're stinking.
Okay? So I have advantage of her
requires. If it's based on moving
silently, that's just if you wouldn't mind in the future just
give me a quick text. So I know.
She's all right, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with you
because you've got the as long as you purchase the items.
You know. I'm not going to Edge die.
Just so I know. Yeah, that's the class abilities
you oh yeah, yeah I know. That's an artificial thing.
I just want to make sure that I just have to have shoes on to
turn them into that. Pretty baller.
Okay. Again, once per long, rest.
That's better. That is This is a 14 in it.
That's a, that is the 14th. Yeah, I was like that in batter.
So that is a 19-4. What's your so?
60 circus in the front. What's the rest of your house
with marching order? I'll be right behind.
Sorry. Okay.
You go in the middle. Absolutely is back right?
More sit back guard citizens regarding.
Yeah. I'm in front of stood and then
it's always a more up front. Yeah, okay, so that was a group
check so that's always nice when that when you get one roll, one,
low row like that. So as the Six of you begin to
make your way like Sark has ruled for a little bit, but he
is, he is very quiet as he is moving, but Sid, you noticed
that Patrice is really struggling business.
If this is obviously, not something that he does a lot.
And in your past, amount of experience, sneak, and peek in
is a very, very important part of what you did with your time,
with the legion. So you're able to kind of catch
up to him as you watch him struggling and you kind of give
him some real quick tips on like hey man you need to be stepping
with the ball of your feet. You need to be, you know, not
moving so heavy. Don't try to be quiet.
Just walk those kinds of things that you had been gained from
your years of experience as a, as a special operator.
So it starts off rough for Patrice but eventually he begins
to see how the more Against people in the here and
especially after getting that kind of quick, talk through with
Sid, the trees eventually continues on more quietly than
before. Not quite as good as the rest,
but definitely not a hindrance to the party.
I need Sark to make a Investigation.
Check to see if you're looking for to see if you can find
anything going related to residual. 13.
The first probably about 500 feet of this tunnel is pretty
plain and Bear. Right.
So the walls are empty. That you can see the marks were
pickaxes as hit and that stone and other things have fallen off
the wall, bout bout right there, you kind of start to see.
What look to be little caves or offshoots of tunnels as you were
walking deeper deeper and I need you to now, make a perception
check for me, sir. 21 the second off.
Shoot To the left. So this is the second one you
come across as the first one to your left.
You look in and you see kind of a greenish tinting tinted glow
that is emanating from within this this Cavern entrance.
All right. I will move just passed it and
then motion for the everyone behind me to go into that one.
Okay. Does everyone follow that?
This suggestion Yes. Yeah.
So if you guys wouldn't mind getting onto tyrol 20, and then
login to the to the nikidik and is it?
No, the campaign's concoctions. Roll20.
I should have done this a break. Okay, we'll see if I remember my
password quickly. Ha ha ha oops.
And then for you family, as you were listening, I will post
some, I will take a screen grab of the map that we have so that
you all can see it and kind of get an idea of what we're
looking at. This is the one time when groups
like critical role will always kind of have a little bit of a
better because with the livestream.
Oh yeah. It's realize that I never added
basically any of my spells to my quick attack page and Squire and
I have so many spells that I just never fucking use know.
Almost like to put something weird again.
That's where I'm gonna double-check mode Cannon.
Okay. Also Square Crow.
Where the yeah, I love Square bro.
There we go. Everything should still be set
up. Well, you should be able to see
it. I have bought some very cool
maps. So we've got some really good
stuff. Here are all currently up in
this car, rick mornings, it's glowing green, what is the green
glow? You don't get mad.
Don't tell anyone. There's not a good potentially
trigger a box of green glow. It is true Tiger's cave, right?
So this is the the current marching order that you have so
Sark is out there on kind of waving you in as the rest of
you. So the the circled the encircled
one is skilled then lso a Patrice and then Sid.
So that's the, the order that we've got going, go ahead and
make a perception check for me, scold, as you enter the cave.
Please hold one second. I will say this is my one chance
to publicly bitch to the, to the universe on on this podcast that
I miss my old virtual tabletop astral.
Astral tabletop was amazing. I loved it, I miss it.
I wish you guys hadn't gone under because it was so much
easier to use. I'm going to be at an 18 on
perception. So as you walk in, you see in
front of you, a few looks to be B.
Stalagmites, the ones. Those are the ones that are
coming up from the ground. I always.
Yes, correct. So, that have been kind of
chopped off as you look here in the center of the, of the room.
You can see those kind of flat areas that are that are up here.
That like, let me get the right spot, like right there, as you
can see my pings. Those those have been chopped in
half, and they've kind of flattened areas about waist high
on a traditional, humanoid size, some Boulders.
And then what you see is the Glowing orbs that are popping up
and what it looks like is, it's almost like melting stone or
lava that has come up and kind of bloomed into like a mushroom
shape, man, that is, what's giving off the glow.
And as now everyone starts to come in, this is now what you
were seeing this glow? You do see a couple other of
offshoots that are looking around or that are around in
this cave, anyone who would like to can make an arc on a check To
see if you can recognize what this glow glowing, green glowing
thing is shit, fuck, that's going to be a 17 1 plus 0, not
proficient. I have drink motherfuckers drink
that way. Nice.
Yeah. One for a grand.
Total of nine. I think a lot more yesterday.
All right. Fine, 9:15.
Okay. TS perfect.
Body parts. Margarita Coastal Patrice trees.
Got a 858. So surprisingly Sark are you
still hanging outside? You're not?
Are you not rolling? Yeah I'm not really I just want
double check so surprisingly scold is the only one who
actually recognizes this as under roof unrefined residual
Hey guys. That's unrefined, residual.
And it is a lot. You can see so the in the grid
that is a five foot square and that's how that's how much is
sitting here, right? That is starting to come out of
the ground. I was just like this stuff sark.
Sorry pulls off one of the two pickaxes from his back and a
handful of bags and just I take them that's also under Patrice
Patrice, grabs a pickaxe. I saw us 12l.
I toss one to Sid, it turns you pick axes and lots of sacks.
Okay Sark, you should make sure there's nothing creeping up on
us as you go there and you should too.
I'm just gonna do my hammer. It's not, I handset, a pickaxe,
pretty strong, she is. Yeah, so who is who is going to
be working, so, it's Sark and SOA, who your protection?
And more of us are -, yeah. That kind of makes sense for I'm
sort of supervising. The mining activities that make
sense. All right, I need like a like a
big spider right there Dell and Patrice to go ahead and make
strength checks for me please. My Dyson.
I told you it's not a whole campaign thing.
Dude, it was just pretty one night.
It's a and then you go and totally redeem yourself.
I have a negative 1 strength, back story to so I got trees
kind of 14. Okay. we got a 10 so Ellen
Patrice just kind of start hacking at like the base and so
it's it's really thin at the base and then it begins to open
up into kind of this bulb and you just kind of start hacking
and it takes you to a while but eventually you guys break at it,
but then you look over and you watch.
Sid just take. Once we move stroke, like she
seems to know exactly where to hit and it just breaks off a
solid piece. Each of these probably weigh
about 65. Lb 0.
It's about half a one in each sack.
How many socks do we have? I've got 20.
Okay, cool bag of holding it. Still that.
Did we make enough room in the bag of holding?
But I go holding doesn't have that much in it.
Also, Do we know what happens if you put residual in a bag of
holding? Yeah.
All right. Well. as I always say, You Only
Live Twice Do we have enough money for Resurrection spell?
Yeah of course. We're yeah but like yeah.
Yeah. Basically every one of us has
enough money for Resurrection spell.
We're all financing. Our own resurrections.
I want very clear about this. This is not going out of a good
fun and live. It my very first my very first
two first campaigns I ran. I was very stingy with money
unintentionally and ever since then I throw money at Players
because I'm fucking sick of players wanting to buy stuff and
they can't. They're the problem with the
resurrection spell is that you can't hold it.
That is true. Only that is a protection.
Yeah. Actually you change race.
So so so we're going to we'll talk about that later.
Yeah so you have felled six sacks of residual for about a
total of About 195, lbs per the residual.
There are, you could probably get three more of that size from
where you're at right now. Let's do it.
All right. Strength checks.
Please. We're here to make money.
How do you spell residual? Mmm.
So you know do not my kind of man.
I will let me spell for you. It is res ID.
You um you um do we know what a pound of residual is worth
refined? Unrefined.
I think I actually do have that listed.
All right, cool because of course you do, read it off and
then I will tell you if you're correct, we have to for crafting
because this is something that's a little bit different for us
here. Sure.
Then the official the official ones.
Touching my dice turn. Dude.
Dice curses travel. Okay, he's gonna close that
bubble. Yeah, so okay, I'll just I'll
just let you know, one pound of refined.
Residual. Yeah.
Is 5000 Platinum Jesus. So fine.
That one refined about 1000. So a pound of it.
Probably be because it takes about 3 pounds of unrefined
residual them to make one pound of it.
So 3 to 1 ratio 2 grams. So, that's the thing.
So the thing is, remember, we did talk about it briefly when
you guys were in here. The first time, Residual, and
can replace any any component of for any spell as long as you
have the equivalence, right? So what makes it even more
powerful is the fact that if you know to have a 500 gold piece
diamond is huge. Right?
500 gold pieces of residual. Miz just, you know.
Yeah. How many, how many pounds did
you say? We've got you in about 195
pounds right now? Over another 95.
That's a very lucrative trip would take us a lot of time.
Yep. Let's do it.
Alright. Drink checks from you three.
All right. Well thanks I'm second or third
strength, check. Second.
Yeah we are your old not. Yeah.
What did you get, 6? I got 10 15.
Well, you're not, you're not. Oh, yes.
It is hard, my bad. I was looking at the wrong spot,
so 15 for Sid and what was it Patrice and for Patrice 64 Al L
just cannot seem to hit it just right.
It just doesn't you're not able to get your able to get a couple
of just chunks that come off no more than about a like a handful
just because like you just can't seem to hit it right for
Patrice. It's kind of the same thing
struggles struggles but eventually he pops off the size.
The same size a little bit smaller, probably about 60
pounds, Sid, not as well, but maybe by the third, the third
strike are able to get a chunk of about six about 70 pounds
off. So you've got a 60 pound or in a
70 pound or maybe about 4 pounds from L because it was a six.
Yeah. But how many first-time 195 were
136 pounds? I don't know where I got that
from but that's okay. It was 60 60.
Oh I got sexy. Okay no you got 70 Patrice got
60 and then L had for 229 pounds.
Okay the L sort of doing math at before the second swing and was
very distracted. Yeah.
Did we did we finish up this vein?
They're still a little bit hang in there.
If we will, they like picking it up and putting it in bags and
stuff? Am I hearing anything coming
down the cavern? Make a perception check for me.
Please, how much did you say, what about this way?
We are going to report as well. Go ahead, 1918, you do not come
to 29. Right now we're at 195 already.
Alright 329 199 plus 130. So yeah it's three.
I need I need stalled. What is your passive perception?
Passive is 15 so Sid l in Patrice you as you're working.
So you guys aren't really Personnel, percept, percept,
doing whatever that word coming, out of my mouth is struggling.
So I like percept erring better as you look.
As you're looking at it, there's a wall in front of you, you've
got Patrice, Ellen, Sid that are that are working on this thing
and then there's a slight opening to the left.
You're hearing, you're not quite sure what it is, but it sounds
like maybe some Pebbles. Walk fallen down the down a hill
or something to that effect. um, I kind of tell them to keep up
the good work and start. Quietly work my way over towards
that opening to take a look. Okay, so as you if you look here
on the map, if I can get this thing to work.
Why are you not working there? I got that one.
Oh, I'm on the wrong. Mother, hold on, mom wrongly
here, they will not happens. Yeah, so you get right about
here to where sit, as you see that.
Yeah. That happens oh fuck yes oh
goody know what they are but there's lots of them.
So as that happens I need everyone to go ahead and roll
for initiative. So these guys are coming out of
that entrance. So we're going to go ahead and
roll for initiative and then we'll see where we go from
there. I am going to as soon as I see
them, I'm Going to say something like, do they look like they saw
us? Yes.
Yeah, we're friends. If it's sauce, I just shout,
we've got company and really summon my blade into my hand.
Also before the fight happens. You hear scald in the back of
your head. A kind of deep sultry feminine
voice that says it starts off that way and says in the Deep
sultry feminine voice. And it starts to say The power.
Has increased. My promise to you.
Continuous and as as that that sentence goes, it starts kind of
Sultry and feminine and then goes to kind of a more
effeminate male and then slowly into kind of a deep.
Boom. And then ends back into that
sultry. Feminine voice, excellent.
And then, so go ahead. I think it's a spell slot for
you. Go ahead and cast.
What was that spell that it was? What was it?
That a sword battle sword shadowblade saddle?
It's so as you draw your first Blade, the second one that it
shocks you as it pops into your hand.
Oh yes. Okay, anyone above 20?
Holy crap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 21 40.
Okay. 15 to 20 18, 19. Religion is crackling. 10 to 15?
I got a 14. This is about to be nasty
Patrice. Going to 13.
You got Sid. I got a 6:30.
So right there. I think that's another good
place. We're going to go ahead and take
our stop, our second break and then when we get back, we're
going to start into this fucking fight.
So here we go. Motherfucker.
Oh yes, we are in a group of seven of them.
Welcome back to campaigns concoctions where every single
one of us agree that the process of making a drink, doesn't need
to be pretty. The drink needs to be pretty
damn right. Damn right.
Those flagrant drink makers. I don't know what to call them
their bruises. Yeah I don't need Cruz.
Yeah okay so as so before we roll into everything SOA.
I bet this was before you rolled into the cave, you cast armor of
a get this on yourself. So this is we just want to make
this clear for you listeners and then there's a little bit of
role-playing stuff that's going to happen.
So as galled yells, we've got company this this guy here in
the upper left corner units were also drill 20.
Yep. Yep.
Sorry. No, you're good, you're good.
Yes. Also, I think we need to do
drinks first before we get into this, I just forgot drinks.
It's because we're drinking drinks.
It's what I forgot. I kind of stuck with the the
Manhattan riff thing. Because I'm feeling it, so I
made what I'm calling, the Marga Hatton.
And so I did it's it was it was two parts Reposado.
Tequila might be a little better with NATO but represent as we
had around. Yeah.
And then one part Apple. All three dashes of orange.
Bitters and a lime wedge like in the light and it's, it's very
tasty. It's super tasty.
Yes, it is an excellent cocktail.
Just wonderful, don't think Ray? Yeah, yeah.
Mmm, like yeah, it's like the colors.
You would think of when you get a drink at Sonic, it really is
kind of like they're fucking raspberry limeade or some shit -
yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, it is gorgeous.
All right, what else we got? I made a jump.
I made a drink that John made for me.
And hey kiddo. That's true.
So I'm not going to remember the template as well, but I remember
that there were one and a half ounces, one and a half ounces of
Mezcal. There was three quarters of an
ounce of your five spice, cherry blossom show you shroud
champagne champagne vinegar which is like I looked up shrubs
shrubs Tinctures. And one of the things this week
and the main difference is that a shrub has vinegar all shrubs
have been bigger. So this is like a this is like a
salty ish specific type of flavor that show you show.
You is basically fancy soy sauce and this show you is made from
cherry blossoms, there was actually a full cherry blossom
in the bottle when I poured it and then so what a shrub is is
it's a vinegar. Aced concoction solution if you
will. Right vegetables, fruits
vegetables, spices, sugar and vinegar, and the show, you is
both sweet and salty. So that was both my sugar and my
vinegar portion. I'm sorry my sugar and my salt
portion rather and it is it is distilled in a similar fashion
to the way that vinegar is made but then I added the champagne
vinegar in as well too. Increase the acidity and then
Benjamin shout out to Ben. Yeah.
Benjamin. And I made a five-spice syrup,
which we put in there and it was a 12-1 simple syrup with the
Five Spices. I can remember, ginger star
Anis, Szechuan pink peppercorns. So there's half an ounce of that
you hear ya, as ya. There's also a half an ounce of
the five Spice syrup. Self adding sweetness and a
little bit, a little bit more spice.
Yeah. And then I decided that I wanted
it to have a cherry in it to follow the Manhattan theme.
So I drop a mint Cherry in as a garnish.
I also took the cap that of the lime that John did sliced off
and I spritzed it onto the glass and rub it around the rim.
And I bounced it right on the edge.
I think we got a picture that will be up on this pork and that
was, that was a very good touch. I think that worked really well.
It's really nice. Like this is, this is one of my
favorite drinks I've ever. Had yeah.
Just those really good. So I think that's one of the
best drinks tonight. Yeah.
And then I made a made a Mezcal Fizz in the fashion of a gin
fizz. So is an ounce and a half
Mezcal, 3/4 of an ounce of lime juice, 3/4 of an ounce of yellow
chartreuse about a quarter ounce of agave and an egg white shake,
the ever-loving shit out of that first dry shake and then wet
shake and then I strained it into this cucumber.
Mint sparkling water that Nate brought over it actually the
water was what made me want to make the drink.
I was I this fucking Target brand cucumber.
Mint sparkling water is so fucking good that I was like I
need to make a fist just so I can use this water in this
cocktail. So yeah, by a fucking case of
this shit at Target. I guess not that.
I usually shoutout. Out large evil Corporation
chains but this shit's delicious.
Okay, so there's our, there's our drinks family.
Sorry for the mix-up. I got really excited for the
fight so as to go back to where we were, so as scrawled is
yelling out, hey we've got company which I need Sark and
SOA to roll perception. Check to see if you here.
Scold, what you're going to see if you're looking here at the
map. Take a peek here, you see the
the movement there? Yeah.
That guy, he lets out this blood-curdling Screech and
reaches in to his, his just kind of his clothing.
A pulls out something and throws it to the ground.
And as it hits it explodes, and there is kind of like It's
almost like an alarm as it begins to to shriek.
So actually, you guys don't even need to make the perception
check. As I'm talking about this.
You hear it? Emmett start to emanate through
the tunnels as well. Awesome.
So there is an alert. So you guys are on now borrowed
time. So as we have rolled initiative,
we're going to go ahead and start at the top with 21, which
is L and also, so this the the residual stuff directly to the
north of you guys here is that you can move through that
because you guys have removed all of that residual How far
away is the closest one from say.
I can't exactly Ten feet from Sid, okay?
Remember how to use the program? Yeah, right.
It's been a while since I've used to pool.
Original drinks tonight, guys. Yeah, pretty solid.
Pretty funny. So delicious the up on them.
No one. I was Morgan, you still there?
Yeah, I'm here I'm gonna Reach into the bag of holding and go.
Yeah, I can do that too. And pull out a potion and throw
it at them. Love that absolutely love that
and that's going to be the potion that I made with The
Wraith beard. Okay, okay.
So, each creature within five feet of the point of the impact
plus succeed on a DC 12 dexterity save amazing, where
exactly your you are, you putting that, but to get as many
in the background as I can the back the back.
That's how you put it. There you can get six of the
seven. Yeah, yeah.
So like right there. Where I'm pinging?
Yep. Okay.
So we'll put that there and they need a what?
Text save. DC 12.
Okay, so we've got so we're going to go top left to right.
We have a 24-13. That is a D12 so that didn't
count, we have an 8, a 16 and natural one.
Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker drink then a 9 So I
believe me a couple fit a couple succeeded red and the natural
one failed. I didn't hear the last one your
waffles at 9:00. Yeah.
That was a fail because those three fail, the other threads.
Yeah so it's it's these two here and this guy.
So go ahead. Totally valid natural one.
Over the course of the campaign. So the one the ones that
succeeded a seems poor Force damage for okay?
They get jostled around a little bit.
The ones that failed take 9/4 damage and eight fire damage and
are now on fire. He's not What happens to the
ones that they can for damage because they got knocked around
a little bit and there are on fire?
Yes. Does that do anything?
They take 1 D6 fire damage on their turn, okay?
They succeed in a DC 15 dexterity save to put English,
the flame. Okay, cool.
Anything else you would like to do l?
Patrice is behind me. So I'm going to take a couple
steps away from the residual home to the top to the bottom.
Patrice of line of fire. I moved you 10 feet to the to
the bottom. Okay, sounds good.
All right. Next up is going to be the guy
who threw the stone. He is going to move right here.
Chill. Syd.
I need you to tell me odd or even so it's going to he is
going to attack scold you to go to sleep.
Currently he is going to make three attacks with his spear Boy
Shit. Another natural one.
Yeah. A, a 9 and a 21 21 hits.
So you take 14 points of damage, let me get my because I got a
role for the natural. That damn it.
He stabs himself, it's impressive with.
Clear, where is he stabbed himself.
It's got those get, it's gonna be so fun, but he's gonna take
seven points of piercing damage. Decided to spice it up capital.
But what is he has flippers? What does this individual look
like? Human male.
Just kind of looks like a traditional mercenary.
Got it. Put a lot of thought into the
guys that you guys are going to slaughter.
Okay, quasi, grenade kill, whatever was screaming.
No. Okay.
It's still, it's still alarming. So that is the, that guy's turn.
Next up is going to be sharp counting squares.
Just enough. No.
You don't even need step of the way.
No, of course, he doesn't talk to you.
I would, if I didn't take a feet, So if I cut the corner
going south, I can get within range to Misty.
Step, right? Underneath the yellow guy with
yellow guy. The one with the two swords of
the one with the shield. Yo, okay, perfect.
I'll move you there. So I go sprinting around the
corner and realize, I'm not going to make it and all I'm
thinking in my head is faster, faster, faster.
And I shake a little bit, and then there's a little bit of
green smoke around me and I appear where I was trying to go
and Go, the fuck happened. Who hey Miss and then I punched
the guy in front of me. Okay, I'm gonna punch him and I
didn't see together through the rock so I'm gonna punch the one
on the fighter back to. So the 12-mile yellow and
greenish Technically, they're both yellow.
At least that's what the description says when I have the
the stuff. So instead of using the moment
to one of them mrs. Probably.
Yeah, the terrible guy I'm standing directly in front of an
11 that misses the second one's a 19 that hits.
That's eight points of bludgeoning.
I need a con save from him. That's gonna be a 15.
Hang on - reread it because for some reason I didn't write that
down I'm an obvious spot. Yes it is it's a DC 16 you
double so he is stunned until the start of my next turn.
That makes what I'm about to do, even better.
Yeah, it does. Okay, so anything else you got?
No, let's own my movement Misty, step as a bonus action and I
punch twice. And as perfect as it is, it is
scaled turn. Oh yes, I am pissed that.
This dude just stabbed me. So I kind of like grit my teeth
and stare into his eyes with my one eye and then I look over his
shoulder and kind of do the like, oh, what's that?
And then, About eight feet behind him.
So right between the two yellow guys and torque bottom of their
squares. Avoid opens up in tentacles.
Come swing it out and attempt to Grapple everything within 10
feet of that point. Which means everybody except for
the purple dude on the far left. So this right here.
Yeah, but it doesn't Sark features.
I choose okay. Sorry, still, maybe I can see,
yeah, he's Jesus and they need to make a what safe they need to
make a please hold. Strength saving throw against my
spell, save DC, which is 16 red guy.
He has a 16 So he saves it's everyone else fails, nice nice.
Right. So they are grapple.
Yeah. Grapple just basically, they
can't move, they can fight, they can do everything else but they
can't. They have their movement is
reduced to zero. You know, I'm now going to dance
pass her Syd to put myself catty-corner from Sark on the
guy that attacked me here. Yep, perfect.
And I'm going to attack that guy with my Shadow Blade, with
Advantage. Okay.
Oh, also, is it dim light in here?
It is. You get an edge on, you - yep, I
sure do. That's going to be 23 to hit on
the first attack that hits. And a 21 to hit on the second
attack hits. All right 3D 83 each attack.
30 psychic damage. Okay now an offhand dual
wielding attack is a bonus action, right?
The second hand now yes yes I use my bonus action, okay.
So 30 psychic damage, dealt as I take this blade, that appears to
be made of like swirling Squid Ink that's just in constant
motion but is also somehow again just a void in space.
Like my Eldridge blast is and as I stabbed the guy, I sync my
first shot into his heart and there's no blood but You can see
in any exposed flesh, you can see tendrils of necrosis, moving
outward, from where it was stabbed.
And with the second stab, I stabbed him in the face and you
can see necrotic flesh growing across his cheek and basically
like, Fogging his eye as the necrosis crawls across his face,
okay? So next up is going to be this
Black Fighter. That's that, that's not what
they are. That's just the name of the
tokens and this this yellow guy in front of Sark.
So we need to the dark one here. First, he's going to attack,
he's the only one that paid, right.
What's up? The dark one.
Is the only one that saved against the grapple.
Yes. Okay cool.
Yes, no I take that back. You can't move because it was
the red one who saved their 10K. Yeah.
So the only ones that aren't grappled right now are the red
one and the purple one. So he's gonna because he can't
do anything. He doesn't have any range
weapons attack. I believe he can make a straight
saving throw to try and get out stirring.
Yes, I believe. It is a strength saving throw.
He he he succeeds as that is a natural 2000 boy.
So I believe with that though, he can't oh no, that's it,
that's his action. So but he can move.
So he's gonna move. 18 and that's all he's going to do.
The this guy here is gonna do one directly to the north of
Sark. He's not even going to try and
do anything. He is just going to make his
attacks. He is on fire currently.
So, yeah. So he has, what's the damage on
that 126? Well, yeah.
Unless he takes an action to try to put it out, don't care.
It's for damage. He's going to take a swing.
With his great acts on Sark God damn.
It talk about extremes. That's a natural one.
Hey, so that's their turn. Next up is going to be SOA.
It's my career. Okay.
It's probably a Morgan, can you? Can you move me to where I can
kind of, like, see everybody was the yellow gonna tell anybody?
Yeah. Okay, perfect.
So I'm going to since I'm in dim light, I am going to use my
armor to Misty. Step.
That's where. That's kind of like behind.
Sorry. All of them.
No, it's like here there. Yeah.
Like Gap. Right there.
There's a 30-foot range.
I was at. Where is the only 30 feet?
Yeah, Misty step is only. That's why I had to Sprint as
far as I did to get where I was. So you can get to right next to
her patrice's. I still have another step,
another hyphy movement, right? So that would put you hold on.
That would put you there and then you could probably get to
hear. I'll be 30.
Hold on, let me do some measuring.
Thirty there. Yeah.
So you could get to here. Here.
I like the idea that oh, yeah, yeah, right.
What I was going to I always had a thing.
I had a I have a new thing I wanted to do.
Yeah. You know it's funny isn't till
Nate said son I was gonna let you do it.
I know I know that's what counting squares.
Yeah cool man. You can override me and I'm just
going based off of what knowing my rules.
Yeah, I guess I will. Sorry, let me, I thought, I
thought I had a plan. I'm sorry, I read too much on
rules. You just followed the crowd, my
water intake. Not so long as Nate's fault.
Yes. Um, I'll just I'll just bonus
action Dash up and in between, I think 30 feets leg in between
like, like, like, right by Sid. Yeah.
There. So you can go over to 1 squared
North and one square. Sound there.
One down from there. Yeah, like that.
Yeah, and I will who hasn't gone yet.
Who's close to them a series on Spire, Sid.
All right, next up is Patrice, Patrice is going to use Quicken
spell and he's gonna hurl of wait, hold on.
I got to be careful about this girl.
No, I'm not I'm going to Quicken the spell.
It's going to be Spirit Guardians so I can cuss as a
bonus action. So I'm going to use to sorcery
points. And spirit Guardians.
Allows me to have a bunch of flying skulls that are kind of
shimmery gold and platinum. Now their Platinum.
Yeah. Usually gold.
Now they're flat because we only deal in Platinum.
I'm going to move directly underneath where the purple guy
is that's in front of Sid. Gotcha, and spirit Guardians.
It affects a 15 foot radius and they need to It affected
creature and its creatures, like any creature that's that's
hostile hostile. Is their speed is halved within
that area and within that area through first time on a turn, or
it starts its turn there, it must make a wisdom saving throw
on a failed. Save it takes 3 D, 8 radiant
damage, not a successful, say the creature takes half damage,
but it still is affected by the half half movement speed.
So I'm going to, I'm going to do that.
And then I'm going to hurl a fireball.
I was trying to do something, so you're going to her.
Look this do fire. Let's deal with the fireball
first. Okay, so I'm going to position
that so it's back into the corner with a 20-foot radius.
So just to it's our buddies and start but I'm going to miss.
Yeah, yeah, it's going to yeah, out to out to Stark and that
purple guy and on that, I'm going to use some more sorcery.
Calamities one more sorcery points.
It is 20 radius, its 20-foot radius.
Yeah. So Center there and I'm going to
use People still, hold on. I'm trying.
I'm trying to figure out where that would be funny.
We hate you. Yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna if you hit everyone, you're going to hit
Sark and probably yourself. If I'm all men run in there.
I mean, I find it funny that you should do careful spell on you
and hope that I roll my deck 6. Well, the thing is is if you're
trying to it because of the way that this you guys are set up
your you're not going to hit everybody.
So you're going to your have to decide how you want to do this,
okay? So I want to hit so could I
throw up before I ran in or not and now because at this point
that is I'm going to hit myself. Then you're probably going to
hit start to Target. That's that It's acceptable.
Okay, yeah. And so often left with a brew
guy is actually, you know what, I've just I figured it out.
So if you go here, cast it here. You can hit everyone.
Everyone and not hit it perfectly but I'm okay with it.
Everybody. You won't hit Sark if you throw
it there. Okay, these game.
So then I heard it was his socks are here.
I want to start so I can use. Careful spell.
I'm going to use careful. anyway, um and I'm a I'm a cast
that fireball and Fireball is 86 has been expired for that.
Damn it. Another natural one.
The highest I have 17. Does that save for the record
Morgan? 17 is the highest.
What's your DC? My DC is 16.
Well, still only one saves the 17 and that's this guy here.
Everyone else fails. That's 28 damaged haft to 14 for
the other individual. And does it hit the screaming
thing? Which is one creature takes
damage from the spell and is as disadvantaged an attack rolls
and abilities from my outer. Essence Shard, hold on my I'm
doing math. Truth of every team DK.
Always said minutes of hang out and he's like, dude ever When
someone throws something like a fireball to?
Yeah, that one about this one. Why am I the DM, man?
I'm like the worst at math out of everybody.
Good. Alright, so and then there's
this Spirit Guardians hit anything right now.
It's on there, turn on there. Anything else that we need to
take care of? We need to resolve on your turn.
Yes, the creature that is directly in front of me with the
purple cloak. Okay?
Has disadvantage on a tech roles and ability checks before the
start of my next turn. Okay, sounds good.
I will do my best. All right.
They are so red guy, he can move, so he's going to go see
the movie. Oh, that's that's exactly what
he's going to go. And then this guy can move, but
it's not his turn. So this guy here is and he is
going to roll it, the strength check.
Check, he fails, he still grappled.
So red guy is going to make his. If it's the start of their turn,
they need to make it a wisdom. Saving throw, it's in range
today and feet within 15 feet of Patrice, he failed.
So he needs to take 3 D6 damage of radiant.
Okay roller bd8, I'll roll it. Well of course it's your get
your damage, you roll it. That's going to be 18.
Okay, he's still kicking. But barely the red individual
that was the that's that was the red and then you said the other
one that failed its rattle, he's here, but I don't think he's
within 15 feet of you. So the blue one, actually he is.
So the white one. Go ahead.
How much was that? 18 said the first one was 18.
The next one is 14. The red guy.
Is going to make three attacks with his Scimitar, are either of
them on fire. I don't know which ones saved.
I don't either one of them has already made.
It made a major role. Black yellow and yellow are all
on fire red. So red is not like what was the
gradual red and white guy also. I do remember the positions.
Scold. Yes.
His three attacks are in 1822 in a natural 2005.
Is that right? That would be a total of 21
points of slashing damage 21. Okay, I am still alive but I
just want to check one thing real quick.
I think it's something that I would out there having yet.
What kinds of? Remember if I had this feature
from our subclass we built yet or not and I do not yet have it
so it sounds good man. Damage 21 yeah.
Now this this yellow guy the other yellow guy who is 12 on
fire and grappled oh wait. I actually I'm going to do
something to that guy. Okay, so forth, I'm going to
when he stabs me with that Nat. 20 him in the eyes and well, my
one eye looks him in both of his eyes and I snarl in some
otherworldly language. Yeah.
And I tell him, I tell him his mother fucked goats it's, and It
needs to make a dexterity saving.
Throw against my d.c. of 16. Well, it's 17 on the die.
All right, it's see it saved. So it takes half the damage.
Wait. Okay.
That was 44. It takes 12 damage and cold cold
damage and as I snarled this insult at it in this
otherworldly language ice Rhymes, its ears and spreads
across the sides of its head coming out of its ears.
So as you watch watches that is the ice surrounds its ears and
then when you see him he does he obviously clearly doesn't
understand what you said but he here but he it's very
intimidating and he is he starts to shake all of a sudden you
watch as Blood starts to squirt out of his ears and it's melting
the ice that goes with it because of the heat of the blood
as he falls down dead. That's an epic use of a spouse.
That was totally worth that smells like.
So, all right, next up, this is a different.
It's funny cuz it's going to seem like it's the same water
but it's not. Next up is going to be this,
this yellow guy and the other guy at the end.
So, yellow guy. He's the one that's on fire and
grappled, he's here old. He's going to try and knock out
the fire. What does he need to roll?
Then he failed. It's a poor on the dice that's
for fire-damaged masses action. Real good to know.
I know you don't really do not have this action so there's
really nothing else you can do next though, is going to be this
blue guy, he hasn't really did nothing.
But he's taking damage but that's about it.
He's gonna come here and he is going to take a swing.
NG at Stark with his his Scimitar.
So he's got three attacks. He's probably going to that one.
Might hit wisdom, saving throw, he's a wisdom.
Say yes, he moved within 15 feet of Patrice.
Oh, Morgan. What is it?
It's the start of his turn, right?
Or if he moves within the, within the real women when they
enter it, there's entering it or if they start with in it.
Okay, and what we're going to say, John?
I need to make concentration saves.
Yes, you do. Thank you.
So just let me What the numbers were in Aller?
I'll roll those. Well I didn't remember you
didn't remember. So we'll get it on the next the
next round don't worry about or the next attack.
So if we don't remember, that's just the way it is.
Sometimes it happens. So you said with them.
Save correct. Oh shit.
That's that's a 10. You take 17 radiant damage.
Hmm. damn, as this the skulls swirl around and they just
Pummel him and all of a sudden he just collapses Bye.
Beautiful amazing. Holy shit.
As we wrap up. Round.
One here, right? The mining, the mining.
She's going to Quicken and transmutate and slam her hand
her Hammer into the ground and open up a crevasse of acid over
there behind us. So the highest one is a 13.
The lowest is another natural one.
I have to pour myself a shot as well.
It's running roughshod over these dudes.
That was a first attack. I was like, we're fucked and I'm
like, we're gonna mop the floor with these assholes dead.
It's the one guy. Yeah, yeah.
Exactly. Your buddy.
Pokes me and not bad shit. Is anybody else?
I also do bus five acid damage to that unrolled, one dice rolls
that hit all of them. I but se dice rolls, its big
dice, roll of the state, all of them, or is it just one attack?
I mean, I would assume it did this.
It's mighty ones, roll for damage.
Yeah, but maybe if it's multiple creatures, it's the same thing
so you would add five tools. So don't don't worry about it.
I got it. It plus 33 the damage is not
plus 3 Peach tightly. No I got to talk
to the one directly in front of you said still stands.
Okay other three you watch as from the feet up They begin to
dissolve into this pinkish who that is just tan and pink, and
then it's caustic, so it becomes it burns some of the skin to.
So, there's a little bit of black rolled in there as well.
There's no bodies, right? Let's wait.
Multiple only certain ones, you can cast a spell as a bonus
action. You can't use your bonus action
to attack. Yeah can't use.
You could there's only certain that's right.
What was it to my turn? I can't remember.
I can't remember to look something up but just keep going
worried. All right, now you're up.
I'll be able to look over at the Newcastle.
Mona passage. I want some of that.
Not going to try to take any yet.
Instead, it looks like there's two guys left, right?
I'm gonna start cutting this out.
Yeah, exactly. But just high enough on my
wisdom fix. Which one of the ones that are
left looks less injured. The guy that is the black one,
okay. And that case I was going to
reach into a, what you do is pouch, put the ring over and use
Capital. Yeah, so is sitting away.
SOA that hello. That's always above it.
L yeah, Sid is definitely in the way.
Okay, I'm that case, I'll walk over to the edge of the chasm of
acid. So I like right there, that's
the way as above. Oh sorry, my bad.
I'm actually, I'm going to go just horizontal. 25 feet.
Yeah here. Yep.
That's perfect. And then that should clear my
line of sight. Yep.
This tiny little gnome. Skipping his way around the
music. Video Clint Eastwood by
Gorillaz. Yeah yeah that's that's what's
happening. Yeah, right.
Yeah. A straight line up to 90 feet.
If the object would strike a creature that creature must make
a dexterity saving throw. So get the deck save instead of
an attack, I guess what it is. That's one I am rolling like a
player and drink takes damage then which is 19
points of bludgeoning damage. This Colorado, single red light
for start pulls out the mop. Still don't care for.
Don't think this is a bonus action, but I'm so not going to
Second turn now. I didn't nothing.
This like, crap. I got there.
Now I'm done. I ain't fired somebody.
They didn't use it. Milder plan right now.
See if it works. I mean the grasp of sedna is
very effective. Okay, this guy here.
He is going to attack sunk with his 3-sphere attacks.
Okay, here we go. I've got a 25 26 and a 14m.
First, you'll hit on sar-21. So ridiculous.
The first one is going to be 12 points of piercing, and the
second one is going to be 13 points.
So a total of 25 From 13. That is his turn, he's going to
stopped. But next up is returned to Sark,
is he is he within my range because he needs to roll with
some safe, okay? So that's a seven eBay's, 18
radiant. Damaged real punch a mood pad.
That is perfect. Every pick up his body and just
take it with us. Yeah, you don't, you don't get
to punch them. He the the skulls with swirl
around him and just Pummel him and bite his his spear into
Because so fundamentally acid. Yeah.
Now the vet this is that doesn't exist.
There's still somebody left a move up 10 feet so I'm standing
opposite. Yep, and just unload for attacks
on this dude. Okay vanish.
Yep. 22 to happen. 17 to hit for the second one.
Yes. Eighteen to hook for The Gap.
And in that one that's what he had to do.
My God this may be the most amount of nat ones in that 20s
that we have ever had in one single thing, let's 28.
And so that's why I think we should
Okay, 42 points of dodging and grammage.
Let's help tell me how this ends.
I'm going to do the combat slide and knock his feet out up.
Spin it to drive a knee up, as he comes down, and then just
double Hammer fist them into the ground.
Yes. If you come in and do that
slide, you get that kick. But you come in with enough
force that you actually lift him off the ground.
And so as you come back up and you hit him with that knee, kind
of lifts them up and come back down with both fists, coming
straight down and as you hit, you also slam him into the
ground and you hit them with enough force that you actually
hear bones crack and just snap as he falls in and collapses and
just you hear that last bit of breath, just kind of As he dies
starts, could look at it and go. I think it was only half a
circuit power and then get ready to move on and that's where
we're going to end it this week. And we'll pick up next session
with the the ramifications of that fight as real good, it was
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