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have drinks and my friends. What are we drinking tonight?
So speaking of ones that we usually throw up on this chord
first. I made that again their share of
the guys. I don't have a name for it.
Other than not Mountain Dew. I like is it looks like Mountain
Dew without bubbles. Currently it very accurately
does. Yes.
But it's one and a half ounces of the Aquino green tea Jim half
an ounce of Midori about a third of an ounce of lemon juice and a
third of an ounce of honey syrup shake with ice and then strain
over a large Cube. This time I did Express a lemon
peel around It. And it made it slightly better.
It's a delicious drink yet. It's definitely like a sweet
summer kind of fruity style. Yeah, yeah.
For sure. But it is very refreshing.
Very Mountain. Dew, neon greens.
Yeah. And I would say it's similar to
a Manhattan with a little bit extra stuff in there because
it's got three three ingredients and and it's got two ounces of
the woods poked Jen. It's got three quarters of an
ounce of apricot liqueur and Scott one ounce of coke
Americano, nice and it's got two dashes of angostura.
Bitters is stirred in a glass. Put over a large drock.
With a lemon twist and it looks so cheery and like delightful.
Yeah fighting like it's very sippy continuing continuing.
My trend of just drinking Classics.
I made a Martinez tonight, which is one and a half ounce of gin
one and a half ounce of Maraschino liqueur, a quarter of
an ounce of sweet vermouth. And then the recipe I have went
a little over the top on Bitters which will shock no one how much
I enjoy it. It was a quarter ounce of orange
bitters. It's supposed to actually be
made with Old Tom Gin. I didn't have any so I used as
always my go-to which is the family Jones House gin and it is
as Curtis would like to say. Delightful literally everything
they make is delicious, yes family, John sponsor us please.
I actually mean that. That please.
Hey, they liked one of our Instagram post the other day.
So yeah, every single one of our sponsors.
I'm second to sponsor. Thanks, I take Coca-Cola.
I take any sponsor. I like money, big fan.
Big fan of money. I wouldn't mind winning
capitalism. Yeah, yeah.
But I think that's all of our drinks.
And I didn't ask beforehand, which is shocking, but does
anyone have anything they want a pitcher when they want to shout
out before we get going tonight, I will take that deafening
silence as a no, and we will now roll into the last time that we
were together. The party began to search for
the cave entrance. Of the where they had learned
that the mortar and pestle, the three ladies was possibly
located after a short search, they were able to find a cavern
entrance which had some magic lingering behind it, not too far
inside of that entrance. You saw A Stargate looking thing
that had an Inky Blackness with swirling silver moving between
it and we did quite a bit. What was that?
It's science to figure out what gets you through.
Shit at it roxtor. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah. After that's what was about to
say. After some very scientific and
write it down, so it was really just fucking around.
That's fair. After some very scientific
experiments on it, you found out that it was a portal to a
separate plane. And after moving through the
cave into a more exposed area, you came to find that you had
exited into a plane between two of the more legendary locales in
the what is known as the in between Shadow fell and the FAE
Wild. After dredging, your memories
and everyone taking a bit of Terror from the fact that where
you are, you noticed that there was a lake surrounded by trees
after some more initial investigation where you found
the lake included, some weird dead fish.
That would not move. They kind of stayed where they
were, they didn't float to the top.
They didn't sink to the bottom. You noticed a Darkened house
next to a large rock outcropping with a small waterfall entering
into it on initial inspection, it looked quiet.
And then all of a sudden Sid decided that she wanted to
Misty, step onto the porch, at which point creaking of would
happen and some spindly chicken legs.
Begin to pop out of the hut. And that's where we left off on
the Baba, Yaga. We spent way too much time with
that portal. I'm not gonna lie.
Actually, we did. Oh yeah.
Skeleton also a bunch of time. Underwater time underwater and
some of it in the swimming through mud, but I'm a very good
swimmer. All right.
Saltwater Morgan, even swim through my that's the way it is
it with the rest of the parked at this point, right?
Not with the party as Patrice attempted to turn around after
they had gotten into the into the in between And say
something, snarky about salt water versus fresh water, and
that's when the party noticed that that's the way, was not
there. Yeah.
Who is that? Who is that?
Girl.
Oh, there's a perfect timing family here.
I hope that's the same. Carl is our Harold.
Yes, he announces when you are I've this is how it works.
He's all is the best Harold. And the best is boy, and he's
also a potato. He's, he's a loaf of potato.
Yeah, potato low. So as this particular moment,
And starch, the legs of the house haven't fully extended.
So you have a sid on a porch that is hanging on for dear life
as the house raises, I believe, if I remember, right?
Sark is sneaking and peeking around on kind of the left hand
side of the house. And I think Scold may have been
following. Yes, that was an everyone else -
SOA was standing in front of the houses.
Sid began to pop up there on. Oh yeah.
Also fun fact, the light kind of the two windows kind of made
make eyes as they the light has popped on So I made it before we
roll initiative. I'm gonna give you guys one
chance to do kind of like a reaction.
You can choose one of three things, you can choose
something, you can, or four things.
I'd say, you can move, you can take an action, you can take a
bonus action, or reaction. You can take any one of those,
but you cannot do all of them. This is kind of like a reverse
surprise round where you get a choice to do, one of those
things and I will let you guys have it.
We are under an hour in the day. What are the in between, right?
I'd say probably a little bit because of the time that you
guys spent investigating the water and all that stuff I'd say
you're getting you to right there at an hour or just a
little bit past because there was some time walking as well,
Well. I am going to run forward and
try to get on the porch, okay? So that that will be an
Athletics or acrobatics check. It's going to be difficult, I
will say that because it's probably about 10 feet
in a very similar fashion to, you're just weird.
Having a rough day. Stop.
Yes. Okay you take a couple of steps
and you just kind of lead towards the edge of the porch
and you look like the title of lightning.
Yeah. I get about 3 inches off the
ground and it looks like someone reached out and grabbed me so
that checks out I feel like there's a comic book on my
Appiah that comes out and you hit Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's it literally spells wolf wh-wh-whoa pH wolf.
Yeah. I combined with the other scalds
thing and I'm laying face down in the mud for the second time
in the last 10 minutes. Patrice would like to pull out
his bone flute and flick a tune. Play music?
Yeah. I think that's what he's going
to do. Make performance.
Check me, please. All right.
Bye. Sid, Ivar die.
Yeah, you want mine. Now that weird shocking.
Look. I already wrote the one out of
mine. Fucked up tonight.
Become proficient with the flute with working with our buddy SOA.
I don't think we was. We said that that yet, so let's
say no for right now. 13 13 13. So the rest of you hear of its
haunting, it's a haunting sound that comes out of this blue and
it's, it actually sounds quite good, but there are the
occasional flubs of notes, like, it doesn't just doesn't quite
get it 100%, right? But it does sound.
Quite quite nice but nothing seems to happen.
Got it. I want to take a moment to look
around at everything, but the house Give me perception, check.
So 15, so as you look around, it doesn't seem that there's
anything else spectacular as changing when it comes to the to
the rest of the landscape or anything like that.
But I mean, the one thing, you do see, like small creatures
that are moving away to the left and to the right, you know, just
kind of just like escaping this massive thing that is happening.
So but yeah. You're not, you're not noticing
any kind of spectacular. Like drastic changes to the
environment or anything else that seems to be popping on.
Okay, the legs look organic, they look like chicken legs.
Like kind of orangish kind of like burnt bronze kind of thing.
They look like oversized chicken legs.
Well. I'm going to cast shatter on one
of the knees. Oh, okay.
What does it mean to do on save icon?
We're gonna have a concert if it's made of inorganic material,
has disadvantage, which is why I was asking, I got to look at my
stamp Walker. Yep.
You have a leg. Stop Bar.
It's pretty awesome. No, I do.
But I do have a stop block for the Hut.
Yeah. I know what that is.
So even though it looks organic, it is not because this is a
construct. So it has disadvantage on Save.
It does or does not does have disadvantage as a construct?
It's not organic creature. Made of inorganic material, has
disadvantage on this. Okay, I roll the exact same.
So it's 14. Does not save, okay.
But thanks the full 3d a nice I'll take that.
It's got three eight, seven, seven and five.
That is good, 19. Yeah, so it takes the full 19
damage in a 10-foot. Ten-foot radius sphere centred
on. It's me.
How close is Jared probably about?
He's probably outside or she's probably outside of that blast
range at this point. So you watch as you cast the
spell and it hits and you know you see chunks of it.
It's not in Congress to the way it looks.
Right. It's wood or it looks.
It looks like organic chicken legs.
What wood, splinters are, what pops up and you watches the
knee, kind of caves a little bit but then it slowly catches
itself and it continues to stand.
Syd, you're the last one. Before you do anything, though,
I need you to roll a dexterity save to see if you stay on the
porch. Natural 12 minus 1 equals 1,
okay? Unnatural a dirty one.
Dangerous place today. So, after after, after you
watch, I don't know if you can probably couldn't see it, but
you hear the sound of elves, Shadow spell, hit the neem.
It just sounds like wood cracking under immense pressure.
And then you feel as the instead of just kind of this steady rise
of the Hutt, build this little wobble.
And so what happens is, You just kind of You've Lost Your
footing, like normally you're pretty sure footed, like, you
know, after all your time, you know, moving around and doing
all the things that you have done.
Perhaps a little bit of your age, has caught up to you and
you go weak in the knees and feel the pinging of, you know,
20 plus years of military service and you humble to your
left. As that's kind of the pitch of
the of where the porch is and you fall off.
And you take three points of bludgeoning death.
Damage, as you fall from the porch to the ground.
You land on your back. As I have a chance to see
anything before it fell off. Like look inside the door.
Not really exciting. As soon as your feet touched,
the deck is win it. All this start, he was
instantaneous fair enough worth an ask.
And then you also get one of you get one of the action.
So you can choose, you can move, you can do an action, a bonus
action, or a reaction either of those four is going to stand
upright. So that's your one thing.
So I need everyone. Now to go ahead and roll
initiative. Hey, that's a hell of a lot
better. It doesn't matter.
No. I'm out.
I could not handle another one right now.
I had to catch up for cheers once removal and my Greek is
done. She was too delicious.
Oh no. It's a good problem to have
Linda down. That's okay. 22:25 Dustin's 22.
I'm 21 scalp 21. Yeah, the trees got a 19. anyone
else in the 15 to 20 range having 17 Sark with a 17 and
then what do you got? Sid 13.
That's our best initiative roles of all time.
That's a monster initiative role so they can jebus jebus the
Napper Haley ostra What about pasta now?
When work still? I just like northern European
day-ish gal, who runs around with bunnies and still feels
eggs, Josh Gad that stuff too but she's from the Middle East.
That's from saying I just I I use I was mostly Northern
Europe. So, alright guys.
So first up we have L you're watching is that you watch as
the house is fully extended on its legs and it looks like it's
about to start running up over the the that rock is thing and
for some reason, when you get when I'm talking I can't hear
you guys. So like you don't want to hear
it. It's fine.
If you don't want to hear it Curtis.
So that one quietly enough for you to not hear.
Ya very much on her. Don't hold it against me.
Yes, yes, you're up first. Did you also roll for your
turret? I forgot that go on your turn.
I believe that operates after my turn.
Let me double-check that you did.
That was something you did do is you placed it right before Jerry
or SID did miss his death. Yeah.
I mean it makes sense. I'm not I'm just like new to me
and I was hungry. He's got a soft.
Yes. Yeah.
So this isn't the one you guys have seen me using before?
Yeah, just before tiniest new turret.
Well, you've seen it once before.
L is now because it operates at the end of my turn.
Okay, perfect. So I am going to is sarka still
stealth, right? Yeah, I mean I know you rolled a
monster stealth role before. Like, I remember that.
It was like over like 25. Okay.
Oh, I could have. We could roll the 25.
I would have been 17. I'm a die.
Yeah, I feel like that's correct. 25.
Or so, even the first time I still changes what I'm going to
do then. I would say I'm in The Ether,
but we're not in between. So how far away from the shack
am I You guys were all the farthest away.
Anything was was 30 feet and it hasn't moved yet.
It's just stood up. Okay?
It takes a minute. It's old and creaky, just like
me. Then I am going to cast Greece
at its feet. Okay, relax.
Yes. and, It must succeed on a dexterity.
Saving throw or fall prone. How do you fail?
Because that's an 11. Yep.
Hmm. Taking hold on.
I got it because it's so tall. It does receive some fall damage
because it's falling more than 10 feet.
So it takes four points of bludgeoning damage as it falls
half. Take from that, what you will.
Although I'm going to have We double check movement on this.
Awesome. I'm going to have it move 15, my
term of 15 feet forward. And cast a 15-foot cone of flame
at it, okay? And what does it need?
It does it need to do anything every creature in the area was
very good dexterity. Saving throw So that's going to
include School. Say, it includes Sid as well.
She is on the porch where she fell straight down from the
porch. So but she's pretty much right
there. I didn't get a close enough to
exclude. Sid you said, dexterity.
Saving throw. Tactics a bright.
Nope. Okay.
We'll take that well above average.
Yeah, that is 13 damaged And I don't know how the Greece's
interacting but the whole ten foot square patch of Greece that
I but it slipped on is also now on fire as well as possible, it
possibly it. I mean it is in the grease my
injuries possibly probably are. Well if it was me I would have
tried to keep you out of the grease if at all possible.
It would have been possible to keep to keep her out of out of
it. A large creature.
I'm not, I'm not seeing anything here about this being flammable.
Reese. Not all Greece is flammable.
Yeah, no I get that. What would d-104 me see if this
is flammable or not? Oh, you're right.
I just disciplined. All zeros.
Okay, so it is not cool. So no, grease on fire.
I don't know if the Creature if the house is on fire.
The house did not catch fire but it is very much singed.
Anything else you got going out? Going there.
L if there's anything that I can take cover behind within 30 feet
of me. I will.
Yep. There's plenty of trees so you
can go to the left kind of torts where Sark headed off, which
even you're having a hard time seeing them because he's so
fucking sneaky right now. But yeah, you can easily find a
tree to kind of take over behind.
Cool. I'm going to do that.
Alright, next up is scalp. I reach my left hand out and a
pool of Inky. Blackness appears between the
creatures legs and tentacles, reach out and wrap around its
legs and I need it to make a strength saving throw.
Okay, changed. I steamroll my shit.
There we go. It's a 29, I'll do it.
Don't change the dice. Hey, you know what?
When your DM, you always are trying to lose.
Not like intentionally, obviously, like you want your
players to win. So everyone's my let me have a
fucking big would roll. Okay.
So that's a bonus action challenge, but I'm in second
gear. Sorry you're good.
Yeah, one natural one, and one dirty one.
And then we've had one natural 20.
Frustrated. Scalloped reaches his hands out
again, and they second pool of Inky Blackness appears and more
tentacles come out. I need it to roll a dexterity
saving throw. That's a 19.
It's still going to save. Hold on one second.
All right. Well, it doesn't stay that it
does. Anything on a fail.
So what's the spell black tentacles?
Yeah, it says, succeed or avert. Yeah.
But both tools of tentacles are still there.
So. Yep.
Cool, awesome. So next up is going to be
Patrice. Patrice.
He's going to cast the web. Okay.
And it has it has. It started to move it all the
time yet, it has not. It's just, it's actually like
it's fallen down. So like it's on the back.
So like the the porch is actually, it's kind of in a
weird spot, right? So it's like, in a position that
a house should not be. It's on it's fucking side.
Yeah, I'm going to cast web at its at its legs.
Okay, that's a dexterity saving throat.
That's a five. Great on a field.
Save the creature is restrained as long as it remains in the
webs or Until It Breaks tree and creature restrained, by the webs
can use its actions to make a straight check against your
spell, d.c. And then this one.
I think I think that's that's it.
I'm out of move. Close to my closer to my friend
Sid probably about 15 feet away from zip 5th.
How far 13 feet away from us, okay?
But you said 50 as a dang man, you're moving away from tipping
out by And Sid, probably also, did you get hit by the whip?
Wait foot Cube. You could you I think you could,
you could do it because it's laying prone.
It's it's about 30 feet. The let the legs are about 15
feet tall and then the building itself is probably about another
15 20 feet so you can work it. So Sid is not and I always
assumed that you guys are doing that, right?
That's all. All right.
Anything else Patrice? No, that's my turn Sark.
You're up. You can't tell.
I rolled shit for initiative. Thanks Arc staying stealth is
going to try and see if there's like a back door or back window
and it's going to continue moving around.
Well part of the one thing with that you got to remember that it
is so that I'm not doors facing up back is actually on the
ground. So side window starts.
Going to get on the roof, then try and read the roof when it
tries to stand back up. Okay, so the roof is is not
necessarily up, right? So if it's just wanted to give
you a so when you're yeah like so it's more like The peak of
the Gable is perpendicular to the ground.
So it's like you can easily do it.
I just want you to know what what it is that you're looking
at. I'm not saying that you can't do
a good, a good visual. So there's gonna be a separate,
stealth check to get up there if I'm moving on to the house, I'm
not going to try and do it stealth.
Okay, I'm looking to get into the house before we finish
Burning It to the Ground. The moment start.
So I'm just gonna try and get done.
Yeah, I'll try and get on the roof area of the flat part,
where the tables are first and then try and go it and we'll see
how this goes. So you're going to need to make
an Athletics checks. I know that's what you're going
to do an acrobatic triple and works for you two to just kind
of jump and run because there is you're having to move in such a
way to avoid all of this difficult Terrain.
And so I just want to make sure that you're you know you get
them saying very valid grease and webs and tentacles
everywhere and fucking fire and the prone sit.
Yeah. It does 17.
Okay cool. And then as you're trying to get
onto this thing, what else are you taking any traditional
actions? Are you trying to do something
else? I'm just looking to try and get
into the house like so. And what we can do then is I
will say that you can take an action to try and get in either
the one of the two windows or to the door that is ajar, and then
wrap will be a dexterity, check Justice.
The 19. So you do this really cool
things like you're kind of moving and dancing and
everything you do this as you kind of jump to go and initially
grab on where the Gable is you see that the door has kind of
swung down so it's now sitting at jar if empty, it's weird
because the two, the two windows are alike but the door is not.
So you kind of press off the roofing material.
Owls and just kind of jump and dive into the door.
And as you kind of tumble in and land on the back side, what you
see is that everything is still maintained in place as if the
building was standing upright another, yeah?
Right. So the chairs the tables.
There's a bunch of shelving with glass things.
Go ahead and make it. They've got multi-dimensional.
Shock absorbers, inertial. Inertial, damping's.
Yeah. What was that scene?
You see what appears to be three corpses.
Sitting kind of sitting askance on the in within this space.
I'll wait, my turn are bigger things up from that point.
Cool things happen. Now, if you guys tell me what to
do cool things, I'll try to find a way to make it happen.
Now, sit your up, I will foam. I've been watching a lot of born
so I'm all about the like weird parkour.
Born, I study with Abby I got that Jason.
Yes that's alright, I watch John with free today.
So With you said, you're up, you were prone and you just or got
scorched by Ells Lane turret. You have little Sparks of flame
on underneath your armor that or like Emma, you're exposed
clothing that with that are not covered by armor.
Um, yeah, it's gonna make the T step up to the door again and
drop it. Is it 30 feet?
Can I get up there? Is it less than 30 feet?
How? Yeah, I'm doing that.
Yeah, you should be able to. All right.
Was that a bonus action action action.
So you Misty step just above where the just to the left of
the door and you punk you stand on the the wall.
And then you can just, you can jump into the building to the
build, the small Hut from where you're at.
I'll do that. Go ahead and paint and
acrobatics or Athletics. Check whichever one you want.
I, there we go. That's what it's, that's a 23.
Nice. So as you jump and land, you
feel the creek in your hips and knees, especially after after
falling, but you stand and you do a perfect superhero, Landing
right, other than the old one. And then you realize that's it.
He's going to. Start looking around for the
specifically, the mortar and pestle.
All right, so it's going to be. It's a little weird because of
the way that the house is oriented, so you're standing on
the back wall right now, and everything is kind of Twisted 90
degrees, so it's you still can do it.
I just, I just want you to know. It's gonna be a little bit more
difficult, so it's going to be an investigation.
Check please. There's so much in this house.
It's kind of, it's kind of hard to make sense of it.
You have your familiar with a lot of it, even though you don't
use these kind of components is the nature of your spell.
Like you're not like a wizard or something like that.
So like components aren't a big initial part of your spell, but
you recognize what they are. These are a lot of you see,
like, jars of frogs legs and then you see eyes and I call the
traditional Additional like witchy crazy stuff that you hear
in the fairy tales as well as books as images and but you're
struggling, you don't really feel.
You're not, you're not seeing it right away.
You don't see anything that looks like mortar and pestle
right away. So we're going to count that
though. Is your action to look for the
item? Yeah.
Can sit move herself into like a corner somewhere like where the
easiest upright like to see where you where you landed.
Just give you a little bit more visual you see that you landed
pretty close to sorry there is as your stand-up direct if you
stand stand up directly in front of you you'll see a there's a
shelving unit that kind of comes up towards the door and behind
you. There's a table and three chairs
and When walls of shelving along along the fault that that far,
what would be the left wall? As you're looking at the face in
from the front of the house and then the wall in between the
windows and all that. And then there's this small door
that is that leads kind of to another back room and then if
you're looking through that shelving unit that I initially
described you see small set of stairs that leads up to, it
looks like an addict between The Gables of the roof.
So that's what you're seeing. So you can move your kind of in
a corner now between Act that back wall of the room and the
shelving unit. Knowing that I'm gonna move
towards the back room. Okay, cool.
So yeah, you can make it to that corner, you'll have to kind of
step over the door to get to the corner but yeah you can totally
do that. All right, cool, that's my
dream. All right so it is now cut
Stern. As soon as it starts, it needs
to make a dexterity saving throw.
It is an 18, just barely makes it.
Is it good as any? Does it do anything?
It's fine from me from me. Now, it's going to use its
action to try and free itself from the web and I believe
that's a strength saving throw saving throw.
It is a 24 that makes it saving, throw it can move and so it's
going to stand up. Its going to test and take half
of its movement. And I needs another dexterity
saving throw because it entered this followers of Reese's.
It's a six. Tails fault.
Is it? Don't want again.
Yep, it's also on double difficult terrain.
Yeah. Mine is difficult terrain.
And so so is mine and so is the grease.
Yeah. So it takes Damage cap to to
could have made a foot and a half.
Anyways if it had not failed yeah it wouldn't have been able
to really go anywhere. So let's see said like holding
onto something and starts just like waiting to roll with
whatever's going on like yeah. So here's what happens for those
of you on the inside the house rotates.
So it's upright and its proper Over its proper positioning,
right? And then all of a sudden very,
very quickly. It falls back 90 degrees, and
then all of it, the whole thing Falls.
I need both of you guys to make a dexterity saving, throw
pleased to see how you recover from this as well.
I can't see into the house, can I?
Not from where you are at now. Another dirty one?
Okay 23. So Sark has no problem kind of
going with the flow and kind of kind of serfs that the corner
that corner between the wall and the floor.
But Sid, you you hit pretty hard and you're going to take six
points of bludgeoning damage you fall against the back wall.
How much 6 so for anyone else? The only Only two windows.
At any of you guys have been able to see have been the two
front windows, the front of the house.
I hope you guys aren't seeing anything important, icy
mountains and I can't hear you talking about monks being stupid
at not being a. Yeah, I hate I don't I don't
know what's going on, but for some reason it cuts out the
audio for you guys, it's just that my settings.
Yeah. Yeah, I think that once this
subscription runs out we're going to move to another
platform. I've got an I got a couple of
ideas so Zoom don't sponsor us please you can set it as money
but we're not going to say your name or use your product if we
can avoid it. I have used this money.
Yes, send us money. Buy us booze.
If Microsoft sends us boost will talk about the Boost they send
us. Yeah.
And we'll say, we'll say thank you Microsoft for this priest
anyway, skip. No, I can't find anything.
So I don't want to miss you. No worries.
We'll get it figured out later. So that is the entirety of the
Huts turn. Yeah, sure is.
So back up to the top of the ground with l.
Tell me go in the house. Yeah.
You also saw saw Sid going that. It seemed to work while before
he's going to use a cast shadow on the knee again.
Okay, they need if you can Taken save me for our con save.
What's it's addictive en Francais?
That is a 14. That's 13 damage.
Okay? And then I'm going to have my
Little flamethrower w a little bit closer.
And then why don't fire again, specifically aiming for the legs
where I know people are not and then I need to make a deck safe.
I believe, so let me double-check those decks.
John yes. DEC 14 2013.
Nope. So also fake Fucking two points.
We have fire damage ouch but the old ones.
It shot a little hard the first time.
It hasn't quite fully gassed back though.
All right, scold your up. So the smaller group of
tentacles lashes out at the legs again and I another strength
saving throw, that's a 23 gonna succeed.
I reach my hand out and shoot, two blasts of void at it and it
was neat. Think the same need that he's
been shooting? That that's going to be a 19.
And a 20 to hit both dirty and that does like force damage,
right believes. So yes, Force damage.
And how much was it? Two different heads?
But I believe both, it is a 1922 hit and I will damage right now
that's going to be 12 plus 9, so 21, total damage, perfect.
Move closer to it. Um, I'm going to be within like
make it within like 20 feet of it.
Perfect question, because it just occurred to me.
Did the flamethrower, the web's? Hmm, the woods were after the
plate or not issue. So, let me roll that.
Get cash. Only good catch.
Yeah, that one's car. Like what?
Yeah, it's not a bad deal. That's fire damage.
Okay, good, catch Nate. No, I haven't used that before
it all concentrating anymore. Right now it's only one
struggling to roll through an interest.
It's called I believe. Is that it for you?
That's gonna be it for me. I'll write Patrice.
You're up next. This isn't a pistol stand up.
Cool. Well, that changes what I'm
gonna do. I think I'm just going to, I'm
going to Quicken a Firebolt. So it takes a bonus action.
Okay, I make a rage spell attack.
If it's prone to get this, do I get disadvantage on the shot?
You get a damage on it. It's a race though.
Yeah, you get advantage on it because you it's oh, no.
It's like it's big enough that it would count.
Because that's the thing size-wise it man, this and gate.
But from standard beings when prone game disadvantage from
ranged attackers rules as written, but it's also, Drain
currently. No, it's not restrained because
of the web that we write more, so, it's just a normal attack.
All right, let's roll for the fences there.
Yeah, that's going to be a 25 at-bats.
Which is a 1D 10 fire damage I'm going to shoot it that knee the
cabin that's seven fire damage and I'm going to use my outer
Essence shark the chaotic outer Essence chard, which means I
choose one creature that takes damage from the spell if I use
the meta magic. And because I quickened it, then
I use the meta magic target has disadvantage on a tack rolls and
all ability checks. Maybe before the start of my
next turn God and I have an action saves heart of the I'm
gonna cast, I can't see. Sit She's a fireball at it.
Wow, let's shoot a fireball at it.
It needs to make a dictionary all or Firebolt.
Okay. I was just double-checking.
Yeah. Fireball is a 20-foot radius.
Is anybody within that radius? Yes.
Okay I'm gonna cast careful spell so that John takes that
nuts. It jumps to close.
No, I'm not going to cast a fireball.
I'm just gonna cast a fire bolt. Again, I'm 20 feet away from its
feet. Yeah, that's where I want to
shoot it. This is literally.
It's hard 15 feet longer inside of it.
I don't know why. My Fireballs a good old again
Firebolt does 27. That's a nine fire damage to its
kneecap Okay. And I didn't use metal magic on
that, so I can't do a thing. Well, that would be all right.
Next up is Sark on the inside of the house.
Did the courses move like we did with the house or they or
anything that moved within the house with the two of you.
Okay. I want to quickly just kind of
like run and touch each of them. Okay.
And is like the maiden the mother and the crone Like do
they look like that as I like? And I'm also making sure they're
not Illusions by like physically touching their physically there
and make it an investigation check for me, please.
So it's 21. So yes it's really hard to tell
at first but eventually you can tell that and this mostly comes
just from your study of human bodies as you've gone through
your history of always trying to figure out what's going on with
it. Now like that weird medical
training that you've done but yeah, you can get the sense that
one is a kind of like late teenage early twenties.
Girl one is kind of like maybe Late 20s, some anywhere between
late 20s to early 40s. And then the third one is going
to be probably in the 60s or older and they you can get a
sense that they all look. They all have looked very
similar to each other. Okay, so I'll give this to you
and you can decide whether Sark knows it or not.
These seem to be the owners of the house.
So through guesting laws and realizing the house is a
construct. I basically want to tell the
house that we're here to help its owners despite the idiocy of
my friends. Kind of a note.
I'm sorry that you startled my friends, but we are kind of here
to help you out and don't want to blow you up.
Despite what they're doing. You don't get any kind of
response from the house. Thank you.
You do get the sense that maybe at heard you but there doesn't
seem to be any change. Okay.
I said probably heard me talk to the Houston.
I would have said it out loud but I'll do that as my action
and movement is just running around checking the bodies and
doing that cool, sounds good. So, Sid, you're up.
You just watched all of that happen.
Alright, Sis ID is going to first cut, a Quicken false life,
and kind of stood at third level.
Yeah, ND 4 3 plus 4 is 7, plus, 10 1710, pivot Points and then
did I move when I when the house moved it, I fall away from the
doorway outdoor know, you're still in the same spot.
You were using hit using length? You couldn't can't keep yourself
up, right? I'm gonna try to go.
So I'm going to go through the doorway and See what's in there,
but that go away. You open the door and you see
what looks to be a back storage room.
Just crates and like random shit.
What's card to seeks? It's dark.
So yeah. There's not much there's not
much there that you can see. You also just took a pretty
pretty big fall. So and it's your also again
looking down into a room that is not properly up, right?
So I'm just going to yell this start.
This is a storage room, probably nothing.
I wouldn't think important back here.
Maybe, I mean, I don't know. Sorry more focus on the body.
Riding a house from the enzyme Sark is very happy.
It's a blast. What do you think really real
That is a 10, it fails. And when it fails, it is
restrained. in addition to, which Sorry, I didn't expect it
to ever fail. It needs to take 3 D6,
bludgeoning damage. 3612, bludgeoning damage.
And it is restrained. Now cannot stand up.
They can use this action to make a strength or dexterity check
against my spell. Save d.c. again I think Noah's
time the spell, so because this is kind of based off of the fact
that it made a role that didn't go in your eyes has favored.
When Sark talks to it, it's going to take its to attack one
of its two attacks. Because if anybody right now but
no, he's going to use. I need Sid and Sark to roldy
tens and tell me who's got the lower number.
I like this. I like this.
The soprano arwan. Get out of 10, okay?
So the Hut is going to use its gaping maw attack on Sark
amazing, All right, this'll be fun.
That's a natural one. A James Bond Martinez know,
basically shaken not stirred. Beautiful, beautiful.
So nothing happens. That's his turn.
Go ahead and back to the top with shark.
Oh yes. L that's what I meant got.
So used to start being first that, I mean, not wrong.
I was tempted to pick alerts. We have the bus five minutes,
right hand Hold on. That was doing weird things.
Weirder you inspire me? I be that marking.
Is it's good, man. It's a really good cocktail
years and I was like this right now.
It was a first for me. I'd never had it.
And it's really, really good. I'm really looking forward to
trying it with Old Tom Gin. Like it's supposed to be made.
Yeah, you probably don't use nearly as much bitters as I did
though. No, I only need about three
dashes. It was only about like six
dashes for a quarter of an ounce, but my bottle flows,
which also makes me happy. I'm going to use.
We're Frost. Okay.
And that is a 19 on the dice to hit 19.
Definitely has yeah. This has been the weirdest
funnest fight. I hate losing it.
It takes seven cold damage and its speed is reduced by 10 feet
until the start of my next turn 02.
And it's just a great manager Morgan.
It's realizing. So it's currently and it had,
everybody has advantage on a tack rolls on it, then it's
attacks have disadvantage. That's fine.
I'm in if I have the advantage on it.
The okay. But it just in case, just in
case always rolled it's a straight, really get to drink
motherfucker. If you roll better, right?
Always roll. However it's just a flat roll
because it's prone at a ranged attack.
That's true. That's true.
It's restrained though. So it gets Advantage prone.
A train gives disadvantage. No.
I'm talking whatever so whatever.
Yeah. I'm going to have the the
flamethrower go again. So it needs a deck save, that's
a 14 which I know fails. You have done that three times
Morgan. Hmm and we also need to mark up,
Morgan's not one totally valid and that one that's 12 points of
fire damage. Does anybody know what the
restrained condition does just limited?
Don't just let us move in. Speed, is zero, you get
advantage on all the tax. You get dissipate gets
disadvantage on all its context and it gets disadvantage of
their whx. Mr. Dice are these days.
Okay. But I also gave it disadvantage
on all of its abilities checks. Okay.
So sage and on ability chat. I know that.
That's why I said it, it's called you up.
Um, It's pretty well. Immobilized.
Right guys, I turned to everybody who's out here outside
with me and I go do anything. Like this is pretty well
immobilized right now. It just tried to kick us until
it's not if it's like maybe we could tie it up.
I needed to make a strength saving throw.
That's a 22. All right it's fine, really
annoyed. It has a really good strength
Stranger Than strange saving throw.
That's what I'm happy that I have both a deck.
Say based technical, restraining ability, and a strength-based
technical restraining ability. Well it's built like a brick
shithouse. It is rely on that deck.
So well, I'm not gonna stop trying what the shrink, the 10K,
they could roll in that one and then I I shoot some Eldridge
blast. Set it for which I get a.
Please hold sorry. These are on different pages for
some reason. That's going to be a 16 to hit
16. Just misses 0 then both of them
Miss. I'm clearly quite frustrated by
this thing. Yep.
Also you have advantage on those attacks.
Okay. So the first one misses the
second one definitely hits. Let's roll to see if I get a 20.
I do not. No, that's going to be one
damage. I'm sorry 6 damage.
Oh, so that was six damage. Can you add 10 damage from my
last turn? Because I forgot to add my
agonizing blast. Yes, I can.
Thank you, you lucky, I'm a generous DM, I know and I
appreciate it very much like how the sixth exterior of the house,
what was that? So this is borderline my first
retail spellcaster, you know, Wait, well, that's Bells, no
money, so he has spells. He doesn't do magic, right?
All right, there's a difference. So the exterior, for those of
you on the outside, the exterior of the house is looking pretty
well scorched, as well as the chicken legs themselves are
looking pretty scorching. Patrice.
How much do it again? Okay.
Yeah it's sort of my do so I'm going to Quicken click in a
spell fire bolt. That's going to hit it to 25.
Yep. I'm gonna do it again.
There's an action movie. That was going to be closed.
That one's going to miss. I bet that's a 13 but I guess
his old on and power favored by the gods.
There Thirteen will to T4. We also have the other one.
I have magical cutting its ability kicks.
So with to d8 odia 513 average but yeah I'm going to use
favored by the gods. Okay I'll get your old to D4 and
add it to the attack roll, okay? It's going to be a 6 so now it's
going to hit. Yes it is.
All right, so I'm going to roll damage for both the text.
And then I'm going to use that outer.
Yeah, it's good thing. You should.
I'm going to use the it has disadvantage on a tack rolls,
and ability checks, until the start of my next turn again.
Okay, you 10 3 damage fire to its knee joint and a 10 damage
fire to its knee joint. Matt used to three terms in.
This is the preferred term to sorcery points.
Jumped in the house and searched checked.
The bodies haven't searched about it.
They check the body. There's the it goes there.
Okay, cool. Next up is sark.
I just, I have this hilarious image in my head of circuit and
frustrated and just punching walls.
So here on the we're far away from that.
And then the problem is right now, he's looking at the house,
just like a slightly different version of himself for Sarah.
Doesn't want to punch the house valid email try to eat.
He didn't know he's the middle trying to figure out why the
bodies aren't moving either. Like he's very confused by a lot
of things at the moment, but he's very like, most is kind of
a sentient construct. What is going on, right?
At least semi sent you. Yeah.
Sark's going to shout out to everyone outside and be like,
um, I think the three ladies are dead.
Can we stop trying to kill the house?
And then I will go upstairs try and go upstairs to the upper
area just to look and see what something, I need skull Dell and
and trees to make perception. Check for me please.
Let's reschedule 14. Okay?
Eight. Okay, we get.
None of you guys actually heard that a lot going on right now.
Lot going on in this house. How much is your movement 45
feet? So you're able to get almost to
the top of the stairs. I burn a key Point, taking it
upstairs, as you, you look at the look up, you see the This
kind of like a small crawl space attic way up there.
Go ahead and make perception check for me.
So far, drink the one everybody else is.
It's just me and me and Curtis are mask is masochist.
Yeah, exactly. I was trying to come up with
another word but the right word. Obviously.
What would represent them in particular will always make you
feel bad. So it's a matte one for a 9
because he didn't feel bad for them there.
So no, sorry what you see is there is some sort of bundle of
something. You're not sure exactly what it
is in the center of this space. Okay.
Next up is sick. Just sit here.
Only sir, yes, it hurts. All yeah, they're in the same
room, so, How many can I start? I'm case search the, the oldest
one looking one. Well, how about, before you say
that? Did you start did you point out?
Which one was which? Nah.
Oh, I registered with like the there were three bodies.
They reflect the main main and or three ladies weatherman, your
groom. Yes, thank you my head shouldn't
but But I definitely didn't voice that part as far as I'll
look Maiden man's mother Kronos just like yep.
Yep, yep. So you can search a body but you
don't know which one is which Farrah?
I will search the body nearest to.
Okay, go ahead and make an investigation.
Check now, no, I will not hey I'm done when the dice say, I'm
appreciate the dedication because I'm not no that's too
many shots for me and I've been pouring super small shots.
Yeah. Keep going to be SOA going on
adventures with new friends. It's hard to get out of it.
No, yeah, that's fair. So this is now the Hutt's turn
Giada. The Hut I needed to make a hold
on. Let me see how it works.
When it actually is restrained. Creature is trained by the
tentacles, use its action. I think it still has to make it
strength. Yeah, I think it still needs to
make a dexterity saving throw because it's starting its turn
in the area. So that's an 18 to the other
disadvantage. No.
Thank you reminder. Yeah, that's a six.
So it's gonna take 3 D6 bludgeoning.
Okay? It's gonna be five damage, okay?
And it continues to be restrained.
It can also use its action to make a strength or dexterity.
Check, check or signal save, check the owners janacek.
So it gets disadvantage on. That doesn't have have anything
else that you don't, don't, you get another one, a strength, a
strength one. So this is the only one that hit
was the average black tentacles. But so on the start of its turn,
it has to make the check the dexterity.
Is saved to see if it gets hit again.
It came out to use this action to break out but that but the
other one is on your turn, the other ones on my turn.
Yeah. That's I, that's that's what I
was getting at. This is a get out if it chooses
to use its action in that way, it doesn't have to use its
action that way but it is currently restrained Sark and
Sid. Please roldy tens again and tell
me which ones lower 69. Okay, so it's going to use its
gaping mall on Sid. He's just fucking to creatures
riding around inside my head and my feet were tied up.
I'd probably try to kill the things inside my head.
That's pieces fucking balls. Nuts your head.
Yeah, pretty much everyone's rolling.
You did you did you? Did you roll a disadvantage?
No. But I'm sure.
So that's a 14 to hit. So I'm pretty sure that doesn't
hit said just now that is with this Advantage.
Okay. Okay, I gotta I gotta get some
dice because I was not expecting this to hit.
This is 60 1212 you got a backup character it's not good when the
DM hints starts rolling averages says holy shit you only like all
right well you take 40 points piercing damage and you were now
grappled I'm grappled yep I shouldn't be enough to kill it
outright though. No not fully guy.
Maybe I'm definitely feeling it. Let's go.
Hold on I gotta do something else now because I grapple I
grappled you I rode really well in the last one the top thank
God because there were two were able shit.
So now I get to I get to roll another attack.
Gaping maws attack against Sid. I'm pretty sure it does.
That's, that's a 20, something to hit so you don't take any
more damage but you are now swallowed.
What is that mean? That's good.
But from from a, from the DC, my life, Look, you're joking.
It's got to be fine. So you are now floating in an
extradimensional space said before email existed.
I mean, I like them. That doesn't make them good.
You're next. Did you hear that?
Sid, I miss him. It dimensional.
Space k. Yep.
Well, that's fun. I mean, when Circle realizes
you're gone, it's getting to be possibly hole punching and walls
like we're going to go nuts for and she go for it is now else
turn. I have no idea what happened
inside, so I'm 20 feet away from them.
I've always been 20 feet away, I know that's why I said I'm 20
feet away from them. When you decided not to shoot a
fireball, 220 at the legs met and talked, you know, but I'm 20
feet away from the end of the feet.
He's right of frost. That is a 27 to hit and hits.
Go five feet. Go to the knees and I'm out of
the room for three damage. Okay, as speed is reduced by 10
feet because the another's sure does bud.
Sure does. And then I needed to make a deck
safe. I do love that this has had a
disadvantage, learn where it's been literally - 10 feet of
movement. Right there.
Yes, we are very happy. Yeah, drink motherfuckers, drink
motherfuckers. Drink for a natural one.
I mean, I had to do it. One is that natural will damage
14 fire Jesus? Normally I would say, how do you
want this to end? But I'm not going to let you do
that because this is going to. I've got a thing for it.
All right now is the turret spits out, its gauja flame.
Its tongue. Plane from from its Barrel.
You watch as the legs. And then the entire house begin
to disappear from existence. Oh Dave's phase phase but then
it reappears in its original position, proper way up.
No damage appears on the exterior, goddamn it.
The light on the Windows is now not only lit but also cascading
outside the door itself. Sid, you you see, Sid laying in
front of the porch covered in a strange mucus.
And then all of a sudden to use it, you just kind of felt like
this pressure as you are expelled from the Hut itself and
just pull up. And then I need salt to make a
dexterity saving door please. I don't know if I want to fail
or just been very good descriptive lately in the my
game. So I thought I feel pretty good
about the 15. You you're so focused on this
bundle that's in front of you that you can.
You don't really kind of realize what's happening all of a
sudden, you feel yourself, tumbling down some stairs.
As you take one point of bludgeoning damages, you Fall.
No, at all. I have so far as a monk.
I reduce the damage by five times.
My monk level perfect. It wasn't it wasn't a fall per
se. It was more of a role.
That's why I rolled a D4 instead of a D6 but I'm good with it.
I was like, I'll let you do it. Like yeah, slow Falls among
story, reduce damage from falling by five times by Monk
level. He'll be fine, I'm cool with
that. So with all that being said,
we've now been plant. We've now been recording for an
hour and 30 minutes. We're going to take 15 maybe
longer minute break and we're going to get some drinks maybe
and back in just a few moments. I'll make a drink,
welcome back, everybody to campaign to concoctions.
Where we are very very opinionated about what we have
become as Elder Millennials. When it comes to music, we may
have to drop our, we're just yelling over the top of each
other and agreement, right? We just had as a ghost
Is that in the next couple of weeks?
Everybody drops their Elder Millennial playlist, album
plate. Put Spotify playlist in the
Discord. So that's something you can
really listen to have to try and remember that.
It's all order. Morgan.
Yeah, that's it. I know I don't have mine.
I haven't but I don't have it all.
I mean, it's called screamy feeling music.
So I mean good, it looks good. So yeah, we'll do that and we'll
share that. Well, I think I'm just going to
name mine dead inside. Yeah.
There and then we'll post some stuff on Instagram side, right?
All right. So since you never When you say
like Elder Millennial is it like what were wanting to listen to
now how we feel now? Or is it like an
autobiographical list of shit? What it, what it was like to
listen to music growing up? Yeah.
Okay, I have an autobiographical.
This just needs to be updated. I don't think you understand
yeah. Yes yes yeah yeah.
Like tester EP. That's acoustic.
Oh, let's not get weird, guys. We're strain.
So drinks. Thanks motherfucker.
Right, I'll go. First, Curtis, help me name this
and thank God, it's the perfect name for it.
We named it. The fence post.
Nice. Yeah, it's not like that.
Pretty cool. To gain weight with some stuff
out of it in ounce and a half of gin, I used Leopold's and that's
really tasting your usefulness, 15 cents, an ounce and a half of
gin, half an ounce oblique or forty three quarter ounce of st.
Germain, elderflower liqueur, 3/4 Oz, lime juice, and then a
quarter ounce of Demerara syrup. I think I preferred I don't have
that here. So I'm use honey syrup.
And then 12 Dashes of rhubarb bitters.
So it's delicious. There's a very bright drink but
it's very brighter. Like the first the day made this
was like our first 80 degree day here in Denver so I'm basically
yeah it's totally already gone. It does sound quite delightful.
So anything else you got on the table?
I think I heard get a paper plane.
I mean a paper plane, I use Redemption Rye, fuck you, it's
John. Preferred style, Ecuador Arts,
Equity percent, equity Parts, Equity part style.
So I doubled the Rye in there. Yeah, paper plane, right?
It's it's right after all Amaro, minamino and lemon and it's
supposed to be equal parts, but I boost it up a little bit.
Gotcha. I think, I think I think I think
next Monday, I'm doing Line work for the Other three tentacles on
my left arm, and my artist. And I agreed the next time that
she does Line work on my left arm, we're going to do the line
work on the paper plane on my right hand.
So I think I'm getting my paper plane tattoo next Monday.
The knuckle, the knuckle drinks word.
I'm going to have to do that separate probably.
Okay. Because that's, I mean, I'm
going to be getting 618, knuckle tattoos, right?
So I'm going to do that as like a separate kind of thing, but I
believe we're going to do the paper playing this coming, not
not tomorrow. But next week Monday a week from
tomorrow, so tomorrow. Yeah, if you're listening to the
podcast and it will be tomorrow in real time that I'm getting my
paper plane tattoo in the paper playing Club.
The paper plane cocktail, which was created in 2008 in a city.
I don't remember by a bartender. I don't remember Chicago Blues.
Yeah, I think you're right. I think it was Chicago that Is
the reason I'm a bartender. There's the reason I'm a
bartender. Is the paper playing?
All right, so that's that's the drinks.
So there are three of you outside.
It's called el and Patrice is you watched as the house did got
vomit it out, I'm on the porch. It's right, Sid got vomit it
out. So there's four of you outside.
There's four of you sitting outside as the house has
re-emerged and it's an issue. You know location it's weird
because there's like it almost feels like you fought this thing
in a dream as the Mist begins to rise again except for there's no
missed around the house, right? It's not like it's popped up and
it's kind of disturbed that mist and it's quiet and there's a
creek to the house. The light is casting out of the
windows, as well as the door frame itself, because that door.
Now the one Difference, is that the door is no longer on its
hinges, kind of laying on the patio on the porch, for you,
Sark, you're sitting at the bottom of the stairs kind of
after, you know, you kind of bounced off that first stair and
then slow, fail yourself to where you're kind of standing at
the base of the stairs. What would all of you guys like
to do? Um, I'm gonna walk up to Sid and
I'd like to see if sit has injured.
Make a medicine. Check I almost said a health
check. We all do that.
It's going to be a 6. You think he's okay.
Oh she's okay. You think she's okay?
So I run a finger through the mucous on Sid.
I look her dead in the eye and I get kind of sucks, doesn't it?
And I flick it away. And then I snap my fingers
Fingers and prestidigitation all the mucus off of Sid and then I
walk into the building. So I go up the stairs to figure
out what that package was that I get to as called walk since it
kind of goes over, I get the feeling and the pestle and
mortar probably gone and kind of it defeated tone.
So here's, here's how we're going to do this.
So first, we'll get, we'll get to you in a minute Sark butt.
So we're going to kind of re This now that it's standing up
and up, right? What it looks like is everyone
walked I'm assuming everyone's following.
Yes, yes yeah. As you walk in, you look to your
left and you see that there is kind of like a, it's almost like
a small dining area, there is a table with three chairs, it's
not round, it's kind of long it. They're definitely can be some
more chairs lining, the left wall and the walls between the
windows are shelves with small with Spell components and all
kinds of the weirdness that you would just imagine a backwoods
Louisiana, which what the fuck they would be having on their
walls and that's what you're seeing.
And then it's also the same on the, on the, there's a shelf
that comes out perpendicular to the back wall that has Le and
it's see-through. And as the four of you were
entering you watches, Sark is going up the stairs and on that
right side where you'd see on the other side, there is a
couple of rocking chairs sitting there and then everyone sees
that. As you're looking on the left
side, you see the three corpses that are sitting there?
They are slowly desiccating. They're no, they're not, they're
recognizable as women but they're not more recognizable
than that. They seem to be wearing all like
hum Homespun dresses that are wearing them, they're faded.
But that one point, they were colored, you see a door to the
left that leads to a back room. As Stark as you walk up, you
walk into this attic space and you see what seems to be kind of
about a somewhere between five and a half and six foot long
kind of like cigar-shaped package.
That's wrapped in some sort of material.
I will cautiously approach it that kind of start interacting
with it almost like a mortician or More crap, we're getting the
name of it now. Corner, there we go.
I was trying to find it too. So it was like make an
investigation check for me please.
Or actually, you know, I don't want investigation.
I'm gonna give you a choice. I think these are the same, but
I'm going to ask anyway. So nature or medicine.
I'm proficient in medicine. We go.
No, that's why I give you guys choices again.
Jesus Christ. No no no.
I'm going to end that statement there that is 100% accurate John
and I love you. Yeah, so it's a natural one, for
a total of knife, it is likely Splash.
So you begin pressing on this thing, it has the consistency of
paper mache, right? But eventually, when you're,
when you're pressing on it, you kind of press too hard and it,
It presses in and rips open, right?
And you get a gust of cold air that busts out of it.
I know there's a whole conversation.
I couldn't hear it. So I'm ignoring all of you.
Guys guys. Guys guys, what are you doing?
The healers kit but it's definitely like my medical tool
roll and just be like are you in here yet?
If I meant if I'm in the room. Yeah.
You're not in the you're inside the building, right?
But you're hearing kind of that muffled call but you can, you
can make out the words, right? So I'll head upstairs then okay
as I before I head upstairs, I'm going to walk past Sid and just
like Pat her on the upper arms. That looks like you have fun in
here and catch Ask your wounds. Ton tons of fun.
Wasn't that bad? You get 10 points?
I didn't actually know Sid disappear.
Do I do I see this? Can I can I roll to see this?
What are you trying to see? Sid, becoming less injured.
Yes. Roll.
It's pretty obvious. Hi this thing is not fun at all.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. As soon as I see that I'm like,
oh shit, my bad and I walk up and I give you seven more hip
points. And before you do all that math,
I'm going to cast a healing word.
With bonus with a with meta magic.
So I'm going to win it which means I use sorcery point and
I'm going to cast it on myself on a Mac casted on Sid.
Which means I need to roll a D4. This is a team-building
exercise. Nice clothes, accurate 569, hit
points, but you also said I was at least read your city.
Some really great already. Have a nice, you did what you
did because I'm using my outer Shard essence of good or outer
Essence, Shard of good things, as a team, Yes, yeah, well to be
fair, it built the team with you for us.
All right, cool. So L now his entered, the room.
And L, what you see is that Sark is kneeled in front of kind of
like a five-and-a-half to six foot long cigar-shaped, kind of
paper mache almost cocoon and there is a small tear in it
where Sark has ripped it open, accidentally, so gross.
Can I see through that tear? It's about I got a good size for
it. It's about the size of the top
of a beer can A couple inches. Yeah.
I'll make it bigger if I have to it's already been torn once but
something's kind of already has. So you open it you can see on
the inside and you make perception.
Check for me please. You sure thought investigation.
Yep. Where the shot.
Call me fucking kidding me. No,
it is. Somehow worse somehow works as
well as you look in and make it bigger, you're not sure exactly
what you see but You see something wrapped in some sort
of like, cloth-like material. I'm going to continue cutting it
open, then. Yeah.
Okay. Is you just keep opening it and
open it. There is a bit of a space
between the actual material itself and what's in the
eventually, as you open it up, you come to realize that there's
a sentient creature on the inside.
What? And you open it and open it and
open it. And you find yourself looking at
a comatosed SOA, No. Hi, do people keep showing up in
the weirdest fucking places? Sark's going to gently gently
because I don't have a like, any quotes heavier, thump, the heart
and emotion or at least attempt to, are you going to check and
see if the heart's pumping before you do this?
Sure, I will I have a deep into one of you.
Go ahead and roll a medicine. Check to see if you can detect a
heartbeat with with SOA. That's a 14.
Okay, yeah. So you're able to detect that
SOA while not awake is alive, and it seems that her her heart
is pumping. Anyway, SOA to roll a D100 for
me, please. See what happens when you miss a
session guys? Is that the DM has to find some
weird way to make sure that you're not there yet.
At the same time. Be there 66.
Okay. 666 now. Is it be 100 it right?
Like God damn it. I think I don't think roll a D6
Logistics, please roll these. I just want to see if it hits
and a few hits this week where it was about marijuana.
And the number on the call number was six, six six and it
made me very happy. Yes, I love it.
So good, so good. Okay, thank you s away.
So you guys see she is kind of in that like Tutankhamun kind of
thing. The the arms are crossed to her
shoulders. She is laying very straight.
Looking straight up eyes open. They're a little bit glazed and
hazy but she is there just ready to go.
So would you guys going to do? America's cure wounds on it,
okay? My Ranch.
I'm gonna wait for you to do that.
That's the double check, but I'm not into that.
Put him on a fiery. So that is 11 hit points.
So you watch as the spell is cast.
Nothing happens not because the spell has no effect.
It's just the fact that you'd seems like there is nothing
there for you to cure through that spell.
I'm gonna give you guys a few minutes to thank Sark or not,
sark's called Sid and Patrice. What are you guys doing?
We're not upstairs. We don't see us away.
No, the only Elders said that he was going to go upstairs.
I'm probably inspecting the three, corpses or seeming
corpses. Okay, what about Sid and Patrice
Patrice would like to look at this tough opponents that are on
the walls and things and specifically.
To see if there's anything that's alive, that might need to
be fed, okay? And then sit, are you still
looking for the mortar and pestle?
I think Sid thinks it's gone. Can Sid seemed like where the
house originally was. If there's any I kind of like a
tracking, like, tracking like is there any markings of like
people leaving but no stupid, a marking of what sorry I didn't
hear you. If there's any signs of somebody
leaving where the the house was like I'm suspicious but because
the body's there's dead bodies that somebody came and took it.
Okay, somebody left. So I need each of you so I need
all four of you or all three of you guys to make investigation
checks for any plays. Was that a good thing?
Yes, you're the three. We definitely need to upgrade
y'all's audios because you guys are getting clippy as hell.
I'm just thinking about it today.
I Very loud. We're very loud.
I got a 10 on my whatever-the-fuck check.
Okay. Mine is moment.
It was in this investigation. It was investigation. 15 catch
Patrice. Was it?
What was the total? 21 421.
Perfect trees. So after you scold yes you find
Sakai just kind of weird small knickknacks on all three bodies,
right? You seem to find the remnants of
like a small rat in one of them looks like maybe it was a pet of
some kind but like shit like that, like little knickknacks
and everything. You don't find much of anything.
However, I will say that you find evidence of their bodies
taking massive amounts of damage from you've been around enough
to see combat damage, both magical and non-magical and
these have all three of these bodies have it.
Okay? Right.
Everything I find on them and I note the damage, okay Syd?
You don't find anything that looks like anyone has has exited
since these bodies have fallen. Right.
It looks like they've been around it.
All of the dust and everything that has situated looks like it
sits around the same time as the bodies themselves.
So it doesn't look like anyone has actually come into the house
since this has happened and it is a lot of dust since a lot of
dirt. So it seems like there's not
anything that suggests that someone has been in here and
taking anything since these three women have died and then
I'm gonna just Ross. Hold on, Patrice.
You were looking through all the Spell components, right?
Don't find anything that's alive.
Everything seems to have been properly processed and is ready
for spells, but because it was a natural 20, there is something
that catches your attention. It is a small receptacle, that
is black stone and has a wood thing that hangs out of it.
You find the mortar and pestle three, ladies.
At 24 a way. Go.
Okay. It's does it did we know that it
was supposed to be black? You knew it was a mortar and
pestle, there wasn't a real big description about what it was.
I'm going to say, hey, Sid, I think this is what we're looking
for. Well, that would explain why, I
guess tie, my hunch was wrong that whoever whatever killed
these things took. The what we're looking for,
well, 300 Platt. The Zoe her like this is.
So who's going to carry this? Syd.
I'm going to hand it to you too much stuff.
So, what was it? You said I grabbed it off the
shelf. Does anything happen?
No, I hand it to Sid. So aggressive.
It for safekeeping. Okay, perfect that it's not
getting used, that's fair. It's very I don't have any truly
to put it and then I go looking for my other comrades.
So they have they have gone upstairs.
I go up there and Corner Store gives it to me sit in and scold.
What are you guys doing? Okay, I want to try the inverse
of a stunning strike basically, okay.
Trying to give that makes sense as the way the hiccups by
punching her in the diaphragm. It says, now that you explained,
what role did you ask for? I didn't ask for anything.
I said, okay, I don't know how. I don't know.
Does that do anything? I'm going to spend the key
Point, like I'm just gonna do you spend the key Point does
that doing? I'm not gonna have you roll.
It doesn't do anything right. I walk over to s0 and I pour a
potion into her mouth. That's it happens.
Okay, well I have one less potion.
I walk over to S away. I'll put my hand on her shoulder
and I say and I shake her and I say that's the way, that's the
way. It's your best friend Patrice
Patrice is doing this. I'm lightly slapping you on the
cheek. I'm not saying anything.
I'm just lightly slapping you on the cheek.
Nothing seems to be to be happening right now to SOA.
Sark's going to fireman carry her out of the house.
As soon as you lift her out of the space of the Cocoon, you
hear her take a massive intake of breath and she awakens told
you. It was a simple solution.
As Sark lifts SOA out of the space.
That was this cocoon. You hear SOA take the deep
breath and her eyes. The hazy film dissipates from
her eyes and she looks around and she kind of start swinging a
little bit. Fuck the chase gets hit, he
takes a takes one in the job scalp.
Laughs, as SOA clocks. But you Greece and when SOA
says, what the hell? Scallop grabs at swayed by the
face and looks her dead in the eye, and says, what the hell?
I don't fucking know. I, I followed all of you through
a portal and then that's bit. No, you didn't know.
Enda. No.
And then that's. And then knowing that you were
wrapped in a house with three dead, goddesses, I'm called
goddesses. I'm presuming they are because
the house woke the fuck up. That's just a walking.
Wait. What did I do this?
A lot. You missed a lot.
Where the fuck were you? This, I don't remember anything
after walking through the portal, also, I'm sorry for the
bruises coming and then I just turn around and go downstairs.
Scallop pull is a flask from his belt, takes a big Swig enhance
the test away as we can see here, can take care of that.
Yeah, it's it's the good rum so good at Reese crabs, the flask
and takes a much smaller set of. Yeah.
And when Patrice does that scalp puts his Han on patrice's
children is like I'm proud of you, as we takes it back.
Another Swig back to scuff Scout takes another Swig and puts it
back, puts it away. Do you remember anything like?
You said, you would wait, which portal do you remember following
us through? We've been through a few portals
now. Which portal do you remember?
Most recently Question. We're gonna cave, right?
Yeah, you were there because I'm at was until it was.
So he what she was there during the cave, she has lost her.
After you guys had entered the portal, you don't know where
between the portal and the lake that you guys lost it.
You don't you don't remember anything after the portal.
No. Nothing.
Just just this this okay. All right, Lauren conversation,
huh shouting? This is a glowing conversation.
Yeah yeah yeah we're definitely in ship has brought you back to
us Jesus. You got any more booze?
Yeah and I hand the closet and back to us away but before I had
to back, I take a swig and then I had it back to us away and I
like gently tenderly Palm patrice's face.
As I take the swing, A slight flush.
This is the most subtle of wishes to take a swig and test a
little more than Ash. It's a and it's not a push, it's
a mush. Well, great news.
We can go home. I found the mortar and pestle or
you found it. Yeah, it's right here.
Well, Sid had is it you were there when I found it, you
should have paid. I was, you're probably busy
with, I was dead. I was I was mostly paying
attention to the fact that our friend s away.
Who's standing next to me. Good friend was not breathing
and was in a weird cocoon. You realize that as you're
looking at it now because you weren't upstairs before.
Get what's correct? And what, what what, what, what
is that, that's why I point to the Cocoon that I was in, I
don't know, a fucking cocoon that you're in.
Why were you in a cocoon SOA? Fucking no are given Weston.
As I'm like downstairs, White House.
Does he have wings now? Takin.
No, he does not have wings or she does not have wings.
Did the, you say, paper mache? It's so not still collect at
all. Not like spider silk at all.
No, not at all. Sark is very uninterested them.
Well, I'm gonna go to the back room that the only person that
looked at couldn't see anything. And just see what's in that back
room. Dalek detect Magic.
On this fucking cocoon that I was in.
You can give me a second. Boo, I like that.
I like that a lot. We didn't happen, cast detect
magic. That mean, you're not wrong.
Let's go Sergeant. Since you put up detect in the
last session, you put up comprehend languages.
Let me double check how long that lasts about 10 minutes,
right? I think it might be more.
I really want you to call that detect words.
So what you get from detect magic as a way is the,
obviously, the cocooning self is Magic.
There is the kind of underlying magic of being in this space.
That is the in between Mathieu. You understand the in between
pretty well. It's it.
There's a kind of like this background radiation of magic
that just permeates the space. That is the in between Matt
obviously knows a lot more than SOA does.
The one thing that you do get from the Cocoon is, the school
is doing a man see. Oh interesting.
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, it only makes sense with a
hint of invention. Because invention magic plays, a
huge part in my world. I love it.
It's my favorite. Okay.
Well there's some really wobbly timey wimey space shit goin on
there. That's about all I got so magic.
Yeah. But like like the you know, I'm
in there but have to be for you to beat us here so magic, put in
touch. Okay.
But a lot of not like not like a like a portal like we came
through right? Like more, there's different
kinds of magic. You actually made it through the
portal. But yeah, that's the last thing
I remember is walking through the portal.
Yeah, where were you? Come on out.
Do you not listen what I say all the time?
You know, that's that's yeah, that's fair.
I need every, I need everyone. But SOA to make an Insight check
please. That's not good.
After I failed, my God. I didn't crimp fail but I fail,
I didn't know. I was garbage rolls tonight.
I'm tired of but hey nobody don't use your sorcery point.
Is there a passive Insight that I could use here?
So passive Insight would be 10 plus your Insight?
Yeah, so 11. Let's go ahead.
I'm good with that. I'm okay with that.
Okay, cool. Because that's the other day,
the same as my role. Yeah.
That's exactly what I can give.
Exactly. I got a 15.
Okay. All right.
Oh no, 29. Since we didn't do shots of
malort for the last June at ones I'm going to spray my mouth,
I'll do it. This is team us.
All right, team us I went to no longer sitting next to John.
That's a logistical question that will have to come okay
before the Gopher for just to make it easy for anyone who
rolled over a 10 You remember rolled or has a passive over at
the total of over at enso yours too?
You remember there's passive everything the shit that you
were bait that scold recalled about the in-between and the
kind of weird dangerous space that the six of you find
yourself in, right? Yeah.
What are you guys doing? I'm looking in the back room
quickly and then wanting to get the hell out.
So the back room is nothing more than like it's Foodstuffs that
have gone, rancid dope smell, that shit L don't care if
there's nothing that immediately stands out as useful for a Spell
components or anything else. Then he's going to say we should
get the fuck out of here. Okay, being the weird got a
place with three possibly dead. Possibly got her.
Probably not a good thing. As I said last time tread
lightly walk with purpose. Sid has the purpose for us to be
here. Let's let's go.
Yeah, I there's no such thing as gods.
I just want to put that out there.
They're not real Gods, they're just the biggest cons around
Okay I accept sark's explanation of God.
It's a handy title that's what they call themselves.
Yeah but like Anyways, this is gonna be slightly algae, Morgan
the fuck out of here, please. I think I said leave Sid does
like it's very, very curious about what what caused their
demise. I like is looking to say
anything, like just I mean that's a, that's a legit
question. Do you say anything?
I'm thinking. Just sit say anything because
you did watch as scold inspected those bodies.
No, I don't think she would think.
Well so here's the thing said, you got to realize that everyone
else is leaving the fucking house.
Would Sid stay there. Just be too cute to satisfy her
curiosity. That's the question.
It's fair question. She's gonna take a glance, a
lingering glance Grill at this disadvantage?
No, I would say it'd be, it would take long, it would kill
to have to ear, not to get a, get an answer to that.
Kind of a question. You're going to actually have to
take some time to inspect the bodies, which is going to
require your friends to not leave.
No, he followed her friends. If he had to make a choice if
our friends. Okay, cool.
That's fair. But make an Insight.
Check for me real quick. And now poor.
Well you do, you don't remember much, but you remember both Sark
and scold. The esses have both inspected
the bodies. You do remember that?
Where the esses? I like that.
That's good. Okay, as Sark kind of like,
heads out, he's gonna pack the outside of the house.
This is any kind of like patting a dog kind of thing like, but
it's in a college, he's like, okay, sorry, we kind of kicked
the shit out of you. It's overbroad and I was part of
it but I didn't do anything for sure.
And then walk off the porch, you you almost feel like a release
of energy as you do that. Sark that you get this kind of
like almost a recognition like understanding, right?
That will definitely like mid-stride pause and be like,
no, I felt that and then keep going.
So as the six of you make your way back up the the path past
the the slowly Babbling Brook to the left-hand, turn into the
cave, it's a fairly uneventful yet.
Stressful return to the cave in to the portal.
Nothing happens but like just being in this space has is
slightly terrifying. Based on all of your
experiences. You come to the Portal.
And there's nothing between you and the portal.
You guys all step through before we go through, do we want to put
the mortar and pestle and extra dimensional space?
I said yeah, that's a good idea. Let's take it off the off the
because I will take it off of the Radar Radar, right?
Not the right term for it. Are you take it out of being
Clements? Try on it?
Yeah. Yeah be much harder to locate
that you could stick. It still may be find it if they
know exactly what they were looking for.
But if that's the case, we're already kind of fucked anyway.
So simple hand over that the mortar and pestle to L, I won't
take it. You just kind of hold the bag
open so she could put something on.
I'll drop it in. And Mike said kind of glances
around the enter the space in between the stuff Legends are
made of huh service. Definitely hang out at the
entrance out of the cave and waiting for everyone else to
walk through. so, just after the, the port, the pet mortar
and pestle is dropped into the I told him, is everyone doing
besides Sark? I don't start soon.
As soon as it's been the bag of holding I was going to walk
through everyone else. Follows, it's Teresa's, gonna
say a quick prayer before he walks through the portal.
Okay? He's gonna he's going to hold
his staff with both hands, interlacing his fingers and he's
going to lean his head forward. So it's head touches.
The cool glass up against his forehead.
Was going to say to himself. Am I still a child?
Child. Where am I groan?
I never questioned the great unknown and then he says, thank
you Levin. Are And then he walks to the
portal. I wouldn't mind if somebody
wants to like, you know, make sure I get through.
I I have my arm over SOS shoulder, perfect.
And I am, I'm so depressed. Go to the gate area holiday as
I'm walking with SOA under my arm, I am simultaneously tugging
on my flask of rum and force-feeding rum into SOS mouth
as we walk, it's not really for sphere.
Yeah, I like the two of you have no problem getting Through the
portal, little bit of mouths of my CID, you walk through a
portal, I think Sid glances at Sark.
What do you make of this? All like what you see anything
on the bodies? Like what, what caused their
deaths? I think there's three things
three beings that are meant to be the goddesses that are dead
and we just took something from their house.
House, I don't want to be in this room.
Because I don't feel like punching them would actually
succeed at the moment. If they come back, I believe in
you. Let's all scaled says, as you
say that, scoffs you does me. I like soup or your scalp.
Looks you dead in the eye as scallop pores rum into s ways
mouth and says, I believe in you and then walks the two of them
through the portal. Sorry, it's in goes.
Do you really think our group is Heroes?
I missed that. Yeah I watched it affordable for
that. Goddamn it Sid will be really
close. This is set up for skilled.
I'm here for a reason, and whether I'm hero or not.
I think there's a destiny. Shall we go?
And sure to reach out her hand to sark.
Patrice puts his hand out. You there Patrice Patrice.
Is there a Spoke today? It's been back here.
The person says, no, hang up fucking funny random roll to
figure out what was going on over there.
It wasn't that funny. Oh, my gosh, that's fine.
I drank it off tonight but I think that starkwood then grabs,
sit down and go. I hope it's fucking Destiny and
I'm go through the porch. Nice.
That's hot.
So the six of you have made it. Now through the portal, we made
it to the portal. You walk, you continue to walk
and the the cherlene is sitting there waiting for you actually a
little bit higher than usual. You can tell that Captain.
Mackenzie is ready? Like he he took your warning.
Seriously. He is compared for a hasty exit.
A caving ladder has been lowered down for the, the six of you to,
to climb up as you approach, you all successfully, make it back
into the cherlene good, because I found out these letters Before
sarkodie Time, the bottom, and that is where we'll pick up in a
couple of weeks. Yes, there we go.
So, yeah, that was quite the adventure tonight.
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