What is up everybody? Welcome to campaigns and
concoctions where you're a bunch of dirty DeGeneres who drink and
play D&D. I'm Morgan, your diem for this
first campaign, someone, I'm Nate.
I will be playing Sark of Dustin plan, L.
I'm John, I'm playing scalp. I'm Matt, I'm playing SOA, I'm
Jared. I'm playing Sid, I'm Curtis and
I'm playing Patrice. So we're not going to be doing
anything fancy here, family. We're just going to go right
into it, so it is midday in the free city of Haven a much Much
ballyhooed Haven of piracy. Whoo.
Drunkenness. And surprisingly, I'm not a
surprising amount of elves. Some of you have just arrived
here in the free city of Haven, the legendary second Sanctuary
for any and all sentience, no matter what you are running
from. Some of you were born here,
knowing no other life than the raucous and rambunctious feel of
the infamous pirate stronghold. But what you were all understand
except for you. We can't remember your name off.
Top my head. Y'all scowled it's called
scallop scaled. Is that the world has changed
other planes were never a source of conversation outside of
academic circles. Now, most of you have seen
direct evidence of them and those that didn't have heard
about nothing else. Four of you have just arrived on
different boats from different areas of liberal arts.
That's mine. Yeah, and my somebody's it might
be you're not you actually scold scold else Arc and Sid as you
exit your your each of your ships either Airship or see
ship, you are addressed by a tariff collector.
There's not much law or taxes here in Haven.
But they do collect some on incoming ships and incoming
passengers to help maintain the docks to help maintain basic
Services. Each of you are given one of
these and we have one. So if you would, please pass it
around and read it out loud. Yeah.
Seeking adventurers investigation skills required
defensive skills. Preferred inquire at the Harbor
House and there's a great H seal on it.
To as so I that's what it's the way and Patrice Patrice would
have seen this around the new addition to the road to manner,
to Harbor House. The whole that has come after,
the Aurora has ended. Sorry.
So the harbor after like that's where the hole is, it's on the
road to Harbor House. So for you to know that Harbor,
House is the ginormous skull that sits on the North End of
the the inlet that has been turned into the home and offices
of the Harbor Master, who is the equivalent of Mayor Governor?
It's an elected position. Run from a direct election of
anyone who is in town, that gay. What are the fees for passengers
arriving? And what are the fees for ships
arriving, full ships? The captain pays the full ship
fee. How much is it?
That is a platinum. And then individuals, if you
were not taught that covered, that covers the entire crew.
Okay, individuals, disembarking, it's five copper pieces.
So I'm going to go ahead and pay for the ship that I came in.
Okay that works. I think I'm paying for Man's arc
problem so for those the four of you so you're paid up your so
that's 8 or 1 gold or silver sorry math and then for the five
copper for you can't even remember my own.
So Oh, that's delicious. I don't remember the name of the
ship. I came in and the top of my head
but I'll look it up. If you have my back story, it's
in there. Do you actually have yours?
It's right here. Surprisingly skull, the end of
the story. There he did.
It is you came in on the Vigilant wind, the Vigilant,
wait in the captain's name was remember don't have to remember
Captain stalwarts stalwart Captain installer.
No, you don't need to worry about about Harbor fees.
This time. I got you.
Thanks for thanks for everything.
He, you know, somewhat stoically but you know, graciously as you
have, you know, become friends over your shirt, your your
Voyage. Thanks you for his for pain and
says that you will always have a place here on the value of wind
if you seek it but you know, that they're heading.
In a way that is not a direction.
You're not going. It's not where I'm headed. but,
This intrigued you. This this, this notice
intrigues, all of you, it's not something you see, it's there's
not a lot of even if none of you even if you've not been here,
the legend of Haven is what it is, right?
It's Perry. Dismembered almost words,
there's like there's no coherent action except for to pave, the
streets, to throw people who are touching the prostitutes a
little bit too heavily without pain and then that's it, right.
There's no other real laws around here.
So the fact that someone's actually Advocate, you know,
advertising for a job here that is tied to the quote-unquote
government is interesting. How is it has pizza of your
interest? I mean, we were sent here to
figure out kind of what's going on, anyways.
Those are place to start. I mean, yeah, it's a good start.
They're saying investigation skills.
So maybe that gets us into other doors whether they want us there
or not. Fay.
Let's head that way, then. Where's that way?
It straightened North in the harbor.
It's it's, you could easily ask that you would have because I
grabbed the first person walking by, I'm like, where's this a
point to a skull that is sitting a little bit higher into the
north of the, what's a rough scale of this school?
I'm about to tell you great. It makes a Giants skull appear
to be a halfling size. It's big enough to have offices
and domiciles inside of it. Think angle would City Center at
least maybe maybe the capital in Denver.
Now these guys indiscriminately giving this out to everybody who
gets off a boat or they make a perception cherami place.
First roll the campaign you get the sense that The the
Tariff takers are. Yes, I like alliteration.
The terror of takers are not giving it to everybody.
The people who seem to be just either, making a quick layover
on some of the more luxurious passenger liners because it's
the it's the most efficient stop between c-can a southern
continent and Bhutan which is one of the northern the northern
continents. So you kind of need to stop.
And that's what kind of what pays for the, you know, the
upkeep of the island, some of the more you see, some, some
very familiarity between some of the people coming off, they're
not being handed it, but it's people who definitely have some
sort of carriage to them that shows that maybe they're either
an adventurer or have the, the Only needs to be one, right?
So, sorry guys, definitely Stand Out.
Definitely samurais. Yeah, I'm not exactly Incognito.
How did I get one? Yes, you would have seen.
See this would have been posted in the so they would have
cordoned off the whole. So the moment that you came into
town, you would have seen it and they would have had copies.
There's kind of like a for sale sign of the house.
So that's what you would have seen, Okay.
So Can I look around in like, get a Vibe?
Check on the people that I see, like, actually looking at this.
And like, at this showing interest in making inside, check
for me, please going to be even worse 9.
The one thing that you do notice is that most are not interested.
Gotcha. You don't know why.
Sure sure, especially considering that like you and
from your time afloat. That almost everyone.
With you even if they hit them like gang pressed into service
of the ship, there's a level of they're not sure what's across
the Horizon and they're still interested.
Sure. Right.
But a lot of the people here are there either sailing for money
there. Or they're they're locals who
are just trying to make it to earn a living.
Gotcha. I will start heading towards
that direction but I'm going to see if there's a Tavern on the
way. Okay?
And so for the three of you, if you would mind role of
perception check for me please. Oh
so Citadel, you see. Please describe yourself.
So, I am average height for a human.
I am relatively average build looking, but I do have a fairly
large amount of clothing on for the climate that we're in big
heavy, big heavy leather, long coat like a greatcoat.
A steel pauldron on one of the shoulders I wear.
You can tell that I have some kind of armor underneath.
Like it's not hidden, like, I'm not trying to cover it up, I
just wear the coat over it, right?
I have an eye patch over one eye and the eye patch itself.
Has a steel Shield riveted to it like a small steel plate.
Riveted to the eye patch, a big thick wide, Mohawk braided down
the center of my back and I am always chomping on a very large,
very dark cigar that Is always lit.
But somehow it doesn't seem to be going anywhere and I'm
puffing on it. Fairly regularly.
You don't see any weapons, like, openly displayed on me, which is
odd. Yeah, no, no openly displayed
weapons, I'm very pale. I'm like almost like corpse pale
like drowned pale, any other colorations that are distinct.
So in color I do have very if you look really close and she
will We got with, we shouldn't see morning.
You can see that I have these very light blue and lavender
like very, very light blue. Like, like a like, you know,
robin's egg blue and very pale, lavender markings on my face and
scalp, right? They're not tattoos.
Well, there is, it is natural, okay?
And you can tell that it's not tattoos.
Yeah, but and it's not even something.
You probably wouldn't have even even with your vast experience
would not have encountered. Yeah, before it's Rare to see
and my one good eye that you can see is purple.
And the other thing that you would notice with the natural
20, is that literally every thing that I am wearing whether
it's the leather or the steel, everything has a rhyme of dried
salt, like dried sea water. My coat is salt water stained
all of my metal on me. Has a patina uppity.
Anna and and salt crusting on it in places, not to the point
where I'm like covered installed, but it's like this
guy should probably polish his armor because it's covered in
salt. So so you to see this very pale
seagoing man walking towards the in the direction of the skull
with one of these in his hand. Oh, and you probably also notice
that as I'm walking, I seem a little wobbly.
And I'm like, I tend to like go towards an object that I can
kind of rest my hand on for a moment as I'm walking by and I
seem to not be making the most direct line, but you can tell
that I'm also not drunk. Like, I'm just sort of like
well, hold on to this handrail as I walk down this, you know,
set of stairs. So I'm gonna hold on to this
small wall. As I walk through this little,
you know, Or park or whatever. So as you as you walk you want
to look for a Tavern. Yes perception.
Check please. All right, this is just going to
do that. You notice that's going to be a
12. Again, you notice about seven of
them and that's just what you can see.
Because this, this road, it's so so Sailors.
Hang out in this area near the docks.
We are not just weird, weird, see if I can find my quick
little shocking. Oh, One of them's called the
badge in the bottle, right? I would assume.
So there there. Yeah, that is one.
You are going to find my there. So as you look here, This is
where you would have disembarked here.
This is, this is the road. Almost every other spot coming
up here is a fucking too nice. Well yes, right and you're going
to I kind of town well and you're gonna run the gamut
right? It's everything from Ott to
encourage every yeah. To the Grand to that old bet
that old Mexican jazz bar downtown like shit like that.
I know it's gone. I played there in high school.
She really I did? Yeah.
I was in when I was in the Jazz Band, The we were the only
people under age, their the via the beer fridge at Jakes out
front. Yeah, that's from El Chapo
Trebek. That's awesome.
Yeah, but I mean everything from the dirtiest deepest dive.
Yeah. To very elegant, you know,
upscale right. I'll walk into the most medium
level bar that I see immediate action bottom.
I walk into the badge in the bottle.
I'm going to ask for a double of the well whiskey.
And then I'm going to shoot it and I'm going to move on, okay?
So that's going to be, you have to have the price of drinks,
like, like tattooed to, I mean, half of our name for our podcast
involved. In fact, that we make drink use
it, you think. I only have one table of fucking
drinks are like, don't come on, Shaw.
Have the one that we're going to ready.
Dude. I gave you seven options.
Don't make me kill Scott on the first get fucking session.
Well Scouts brother will just show up, right?
Yeah, it showed up I'll phone him.
God also weirdly weirdly five copper.
All right? Exactly.
Yeah. And he's also missing his love.
He's missing his right? Yeah.
You have to buy new Mini. Make up my excuse for why I'm
not paying attention at the moment.
I'm currently trying to get an idea of the size High more of
the fact that I'm you are who you are.
Yeah, I'm in a new spot, I don't want attention.
So I'm standing like a step behind him but I'm like being,
he's down collars up. That works that works, I leave
my forearms exposed because enough people wear bracers of,
it's not as obvious. Sounds good.
There's steel.
Uh, no no actually that I've got follow, I don't finish it.
So you watch this this quick interaction as this.
This obvious sailor just goes in throws down the coin, gets a
double and throws it back like a pro.
And then ship them an additional five Copper at the same time.
So I believe, it's definite, nw1 silver.
Yeah. So, and as soon as I down this
and I turn around start walking. You see me walking, much more
upright? I'm no longer leaning on things.
Okay Bender. Yes, he likes.
He's not used to the ground. Not moving.
To me before. In real life, I was like I was
fine on the boat. This this dry ground shit is
fucking ridiculous. Fucking fuck.
Yeah, fuck. Boats of all kinds.
It's been a few days on a boat and I started walking on ground.
I was like, I don't know about this, I don't know.
Kind of boto. Not.
Okay. And then I'm assuming you two
are falling as well. I would have told Sark about
seeing him but I probably wouldn't have followed them but
not necessarily followed but heading in that direction.
Yeah, you're not ports that the hardtop directions.
Yeah. Yes, yeah.
You would have easily, they would have just pointed straight
and it's very distinct. That's the spot.
So, like they're gonna, there's a, that's Harbor House.
The skull as soon as he points it out, I would try and assess
like, do I need to forge a path for him?
Or am I going to stay behind and let him walk?
Once you leave the main Harbour area, the the amount of people
begins to decrease, especially once you get past like the first
set of taverns. Okay.
So what you see is a lot of the first those people who just get
off the ship, who are just only staying for a short amount of
time, while the like water is re is refilled and those kinds of
things. They just go.
And so some of the more expensive fancier taverns are
right there, but once you get past that, it kind of levels
out. The one thing that everyone
notices that as you make that kind of a right hand turn to
heading north. As you look across the water
that the inlet kind of Narrows down.
You see what appears to be some Old Stone, ruins that go
underwater. And, as you look down, you can
see some humanoid swimming. And then you look up, and you
can see them kind of bathing sunbathing on the ruins.
You see, Triton's and see else who are sitting there hanging
out and then you notice that like, as you kind of look
around, Notice that? Yeah, there's a few of the, you
know what else? I else drow.
The majority of the elves here in the free city of Haven or see
elves and triteness. So it's and you don't see them
very much often that you see a dragons or else in my world.
They are I see. Now I know they're just a
different variation there. A little bit more accustomed to
underwater versus the CL Hoover's, just comfortable in
water there seafarers and those guys are super dwellers said,
okay, do I know anything about them?
History, check, how how obvious is said.
Being about following skills, should be pretty it.
You would have a hard time. Discerning that sheets, you
could. So I would need you to roll a
stuff check based off of your back.
I would not, I don't wouldn't be, I wouldn't be something
about. What would that see?
This the skill set that you have is hard to turn off?
Okay, based on your background heavy.
Okay, let's see. It.
Lets see it. So roll a stealth check.
Okay, just buy because of the nature of Who You Are.
What's your paddle with your passive?
My passive is only going to be, what is it?
It's a tits 10 2 plus your perception 13.
So, you wouldn't notice. Okay.
So that's a, that's a passive gotcha.
Gotcha, based on your back story and the organization that you
worked for her that you spent your life time in, okay, there's
some certain skill sets that you will happens very valid.
If you have a very particular set of skills, yes, it's fine.
Well, you wouldn't not know you would, you would know of them,
just because of your artificer studying, you would know that
that tritons and see else while similar they're easily confused,
you don't know much more other than their distinctive groups of
people. Okay.
But I netted a genetic Divergence.
Do I know if they are. There's a distinct difference
between them and other olds. Most most elves have a slight
aversion to water till like saline and shit, you know, so
like if you see a nelvana on a see ship its but like Triton's
and cl observe or very comfortable with that's the big
distinction and colorations are different tritons are mostly
greenish hewed and see elves kind of have like a like a more
natural. Coloration that is.
I made very, very blue. The losing greens.
Yeah. That's where I was trying.
I was trying to get the colors out of my brain and they weren't
working happens. Like what?
I know. It's not like you're just
blue-blue green. Yeah, more politically Well,
it's hard to. It's hard to tie a whole species
of people into one political group because they're not in one
area, because it would be unfair to compare the rest of the elves
of liberal, arts to say, the Cal cord Enclave, who are Zena
phobic Theocratic slavers. I feel like that's probably the
only exposure. I've had two elves is, well,
there's elves in every other City to that are not that so,
okay. Then I probably Run into some at
work, you would have won. Yes, you would have, it's so
great right now. Okay.
Then that's yeah, it's, that's inviting my fear at this table,
right? D-m.
D-m.
D-m soon-to-be. DM, you're the only one.
That's not a DM, Matt, but he Should be, he should be maybe
the next campaign. So yeah, there you go.
So all four of you were making your way.
Yeah, I asked for well whiskey. I took the double just slammed
it toss, double the money to ask for on the counter and walked
away and start walking up. The street are not originally
from above ground, correct? Yeah, kind of like yeah, kind
of. He spends a lot of time
Underground. You're doing a story for yet so
that's true. So so I'm sorry somebody shot
for day one. It's been real at home.
I'm sorry I'm not doing that. I'm just trying to make sure
that I know getting a husband and father with a full-time job
is not an excuse for failing in your recreational objects drink.
Fuck yeah. Cheers.
I mean, Sheriff. So, the two of you would
probably have recently seen this and as its midday, it's kind of,
you know, as you make your walk. So you probably if it appeals to
you, which I'm pretty sure it does.
You could easily be making your way to get rid of saying that
cuz I do it till by DM students on.
They say it and I try and I try to use other words But for some
it's been a while either. Actually, I do like that one.
Yeah, because we're good. Harbor House for two reasons,
let's kind of like as much of a like to the point where he's
kind of problem there and so much, so that when he walks in
with it with like a half torn version of one of these and all
excited, maybe the Harbor Master is a little excited to see him
leave. Okay, so what I need is for the
five of you to roll D 100 for me to see how close you are.
You come to get together? I like T100.
Sorry, I should have warned y'all.
I love you like that. Going for a bitty numerical,
adoration 43. So yours combined, we're going
to combine yours seven, average not not combined average, so
you. So and then users 3016, 1650
City, 31 31? So you the order it goes in the
two of you. You you and then you, you see.
Walk in and you see Patrice. What would you look like?
I leave, all right, I know this guy, I might leave so Patrice
kind of has like, for a half drow rather weathered looking
like, normally trouser, like, like to be underground or kind
of a little bit, like, my, in my world, the drought were the most
attractive of the else. Okay.
He has but permanent like, like crazy eyes going.
His hair is unkempt and and silvery gray like and it is,
it's like it's uses some type of natural stuff to keep it up.
You're not sure where he is wearing a leather belt around a
animal coat, like an Overcoat. A hold things together with an
open chest and enormous tattoo of a skull with, like all sorts
of flowers growing from the skull and like, and he is,
that's, he's a little short. He's like 55 and he he's small,
he does not look strong. And but he looks determined at
whatever it is, he's doing it all times.
So he's really excited. He's got this in his hand and
he's and he's making a beeline for mcleish option.
Check to see if you noticed that.
What he's got his hand before you decide to leave or not also?
What kind of animal just like? Is it or is it hide or is it is
furry wooly to kind of like see that he also has a flyer in his
hand. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
For Passive perception. I'm gonna hear it out, but I
walk up and start poking his hair.
But now I'm staying Looks like they're wearing too
much clothing, full pouches gear, all the Beanie pull do,
but it's not quite shiny but there's a metallic face
underneath it with jeweled eyes. That is just like no hair did
this and it's like, poking your hair trying to figure it out.
But it's that you see would too and it was a little unusual in
the face and it's got a greenish tint to it.
Ha ha. All right.
Oh great. You're touching great.
Wonderful. After lower talking, I'm going
to walk over to which you see, you see a very short while tall
for a gnome. You were tiny and gnomes
generally have very exaggerated years for a very, very long
pointed ears. He is.
If you didn't couldn't see the ears, you could almost mistake
him for maybe a very small dwarf.
Maybe it's pretty stocky very small, Mohawk mutton chops
carrying a sledgehammer. That's a almost as tall as he is
and just covered in pouches that my pocket favorite coaches,
right? And he's got a, he's got a pipe
in his mouth as he walks over. And Elena from fucking Hawkeye.
It's great Pockets. Very much agree with her.
I agree with him and her same. I'm very much on dresses with
pockets. Yeah, yeah.
The coolest thing is the pants with pockets, wasn't enough,
he's wearing like one of the like trade, so many more events,
like toolkit uncooked, pasta, and all of it has pockets on it.
Like, if it doesn't have tools hanging, it has As work bags and
Pockets or pouches or something that's attached to it.
So the other three of you see this is up at like a front
reception desk where there is a human male sitting there at the
desk. Obviously exasperated with this
dude that is Patrice trying to remember names take me a minute
y'all but I'll get it. I'm trying to do as well.
Sark LIC, I've actually got your your names already set up.
So But you also, you get the sense that the three of you, you
know, that this is where you need, you need to go.
And so the two of you also kind of it's that natural sense of.
This is the desk where you want to and you see I'm not going to
try and do the accent. But the native accent here is
very much kind of a French Patois kind of thing like a
Haitian or that's a hard exit. Yeah well I don't like it only I
can do a real bad French and a real bad southern accent.
So that's it. So you will get one, some other
one, at some point, depending on where you guys go, but your
character's name. So it's kind of a, but it's kind
of a mix between nor lhans. And in Haiti is if you ever get
that like that deep, deep Cajun Creole of voodoo kind of mix-up
and he's he is looking at you but then sees the the five of
you come up oh oh I wasn't ready for wow, we haven't had this
much interest yet because he sees that all of you are
carrying the I would have had, I would have pulled sark's hand
back down, just not say anything, just to hand him, the
show, the letter, as I'm reading those arms back down, I'm used
to it. It's Arc great as he's the, the
man stands up and says the if the six of you would please
wait, let me inform the Harbormaster that he has some
Who are interested in in this job.
So please, please wait for a moment.
And right now I think this is a good spot.
We're going to take our first break for cool, drinks drinks.
All right, as we get our new cocktails, welcome back
everybody to come, blah, blah, blah campaigns and concoction.
What are we drinking John? So most of us are drinking a
crimson Vesper. The Crimson Vesper is going to
be one and a half ounces of I use Aviation Jim a half ounce of
Wheatley vodka. And then I used a Out a quarter,
a little bit strong on that quarter ounce of Shannara and
then that is garnished with a lemon twist, you want to express
it over the top, you want to rub it around the rim because when
do you not want to rub it around the rim and then twist it and
drop it in and then Dust In it wasn't a big fan of the super
gin vodka drink and I don't blame them.
I thought it was about a 50-50 chance he would enjoy that.
So for him I made a black Manhattan for this one.
I used a little over two ounces of Of Bulleit Rye, a half ounce
nonino Amaro and a few dashes of patients Bitters.
And then we garnished it with a pick with a couple of
maraschino, cherries not the bright red ones, that actually,
the real ones look startled. Look alikes are do real
maraschino cherry real nourishing, not the plastic
cherry flavor. Yeah, yeah.
Cherry flavored plastic. That's the correct grammar for
that price but we know what you were saying and that's what
really matters. All right.
So as we return back in Which, for those of you who are
listening, we will probably be doing this at every after every
break, describing our bet, our beverage of choice and then half
the that's half. The tap, the fucking tank, it's
half the fucking nail so, but as the six of you sit around
waiting, the human returns with another human.
Who is a slightly older? Someone who is he looks to be
about 45, 50 years old, very dark.
Complexion with a full white. Afro that is tied, that is tight
to his to his head. He comes in very much with the
same accent that French Patois and he introduces himself as who
bear Sam, Josie is the Harbor Master of Haven.
Can you say it again? Hugh bear.
Saint-just e. I do appreciate the phonetic
writing, that's just me trying to spell.
So if it's spelled, it's spelled as Hubert St, justi just e0.
Poohbear saying justi? Yep, I went with some really
cool. I guess.
Really cool name. I like it.
There are people on better that is that's that's music.
You know like that is musical I can beautiful.
When I remember to name my NPCs as Matt will attest to their
great names. Nine times out of ten mil I have
to pick oh fuck fancy name generator'.com what a fancy name
generator sponsor us, high elf, ancient Wizards named Bill.
All right, you can call me. My name is Tim.
Look at this stuff. Pointy teeth.
And tricks for Simons. All right.
So so he he he leads you upstairs.
And it's spectacular to actually be inside that.
You've seen this before, you probably have seen this.
So Patrice and SE have seen them.
I'm not going to even try, right?
So it is away. It's trying to remember.
You said SE and I'm like I'm gonna stick with it.
I knew I should've said, I should wait.
It's the same reason why you should have.
You should have never told me to not have your other character be
called, not want to be called Gene.
Yeah, well, three letters s0a. Yeah, got something that's why.
Okay, it's like you like that that angsty guy with the really
bad beard, who wrote A Key motorcycle for a long time, SOA.
Drink drink, cheers, the choppy, not the reference as expected.
Wow, of 1% or culture ever made. So as we roll you guys, the the
interior of this building has been added to, but the majority
of it is the actual bone itself, but the the the texture of the
bone is not the same as the typical human need it.
Is very sturdy and it seems to have over the centuries.
Have been polished to this beautiful.
Pearlescent Sheen, the stairs have been carved out of the
skull and it's just absolutely stunning on the inside the
exterior while whether it has held up.
But you don't necessarily it doesn't Give away the beauty of
the interior and it's a little bit outside of the the the city
itself which is rough and tumble.
Right. Being a pirate Haven and mostly
Wood Construction here. This is, this is stunningly.
Beautiful. And there has been a long time
of Care crafted here to maintain this building.
He takes you up about four stories to his office.
That is actually been built into one of the eye sockets of this
skull. And it looks out to a
spectacular view to the South. Is it like the Millennium Falcon
with glass? There is there is glass that has
been put into the, to the window but it's definitely not like the
morning following it is as you look out.
You see this beautiful view of the harbor?
The city and the Horizon of the water.
The glass itself is probably some of the nicest glass that
has been. That is here in Haven, it is
Crystal Clear, you can barely even see it is, definitely not
let it. There may be some sort of
magical creation. I walk up and just sort of very
softly that even though I'm wearing gloves and clearly I
cannot feel it through my gloves.
I'm softly running my hands down the glass and looking out over
this beautiful. It is.
It's Spectacular. All the Ships coming in out of
the and he Bears office is quite nice.
There's there's very, it's there are many leather-bound volumes
and it smells of Rich mahogany. Many leather-bound, sometimes,
sometimes the most ridiculous things, actually make sense in
your description right there are does smells of Rich mahogany.
Deep rich mahogany is fucking wonderful.
He has a few Very nice deep rugs that are laid out.
There is a separate sofa, sitting area with a nice table.
A couple of chairs, there is a tea that has been set up for
you. And he actually, he invites you
to sit down here. And he begins as he says, well,
you were the first group of adventurers who have come
together or are you one group? Wait a minute, and he looks at
you and says, you're hello, again.
Please don't speak to me until I'm done.
Sure thing. So apparently you're not a
group. I'm standing behind, I'm not
actually sitting okay. Yeah, I'm probably not near
anybody else in this. At this point.
Yeah and he and I as far away from the three offices patrice's
I can be, okay, what the rest of the people in between.
So he takes a peek in kind of games like their chairs decide
very much. So there's that there's a sofa
and maybe three chairs. Sid would would find a chair and
he's herself into it. Yeah.
Scold probably goes over to the sofa and sits down dead center
in the middle of the sofa and leans back and and puts his arms
up over both sides of the sofa. That's one leg up over the
other. So how you sit over there?
Yeah, exactly. I thrown, he's got his little
saucer, you know, and he's holding the saucer in the tea
and occasionally taking a sip. And what kind of tea is it, it
is a citrusy black team. Mmm, there's also a fuchsia
Cube. There's cream sugar, as well as
honey available for the, the additions, it is a lovely.
Is also a few. It's very much even though it's
he has that kind of like French accent.
It's very much a British tea set up, right?
Some snacks. I don't put anything in the tea,
what I recognize this tea based on my travels.
Well history chatter. Hey please.
And I don't join, I do not get the, I don't like go over.
Get materials made Chan it over to myself, okay?
It's seats. He would not have gently side
down. There's Sledgehammer on the
floor next to it and just boom. So because of the to assuming
that you would have your used to him standing behind you.
So you would have taken with the chairs because at the sofas
actually up against the wall. Yeah, I say to him, this is
really quite delightful t. One of my one of the advantages
of being here. Well I recognize it, it's
definitely. Black tea that was grown off the
just off the coast in the jungles of of San Diego.
As one am I, right? No, not even close.
I where is this. What is this?
I don't know what kind of tea this is.
I was trying to impress you You know it's delicious though it is
very good. He looks at you kind of in any
way it says you know there was a philosopher who said it is
better to leave one's mouth closed and at the assumed a fool
than to open once mouth. And he rumbled out yet, you
haven't listened. I've more of a talker than a
listener. You know that about me?
Yeah. My question, you have a special
Destiny Harbormaster? Did he finish talking idea?
I don't you know, I'm not the best at knowing when people are
done talking. Alright, I gotta use my 6
Charisma for something Patrice is like against the wall and
he's just like, kind of like, will you please stop
erratically, rubbing the walls of my office.
You take me wrong sir rot no stop.
Rubbing the walls. You know this one I did.
Yes. kind of, He's following me around town.
A couple of times. Hmm, you don't you don't not
know him if your people lived here, feel like I made a bad
first impression but I feel like I'm still doing okay, by
comparison. I'd agree with that.
Yeah, if so, if you would mind I take it.
You all here for the job. I'm here to find out what it is.
I'm here for the job. Yes.
So what we were looking for one? It's for survivors.
Fortunately, when the road collapsed, I'm sorry.
I can't hate on that one or not. I can't, I can't get on that
one. Now, I was want to be sorry.
I'm sure. Well, let me, let me roll this
back a little bit. I'm sure all of you are familiar
with the recent events of the strange creatures.
We had marching know. What are you talking about?
I the Aurora's are gone. What are you talking tonight?
The Aurora's left. There were reports that opened,
okay, and these strange geometrically shaped creatures.
Came through geometrically shaped creatures.
They were all spheres cubes. I don't I'm not a I'm not a
mathematician animal only both but they portals open, they
quietly walk through and walked to another portal.
So they were just passing through as far as we can tell.
However, it's scared some people, I would imagine and you
see a giant Cube walking down the street.
Don't know how that works. Yeah, that's gonna be a little
unsettling. So you however, I believe that
maybe some Less than Savory characters, which is saying
something about here. Have taken advantage of that
chaos, that was stirred. The freed city of Haven is a
Haven for stalwart upstanding and hardworking staff.
Are you still trying to impress me?
Because I'm not honesty is I'm trying to defend my trade.
Can we cut to the chase please? What?
What job do you need to be done? We would like some investigation
of the of the hole has been made.
Perhaps too. For further into it.
The whole kind of shoot somebody swear to Christ, do my
firstborn. I've been on a boat for three
weeks. You should have walked past a
hole on your way here. Did I watch basketball know?
Where did I see the whole? Hmm.
Alright, but sighs, it's apartment.
Okay. All right.
Yeah. To search for survivors to
perhaps. Hopefully, find some, we're a
little lost about 50 people. You've lost 50 people.
They were at this point. You guys like see she stands up?
She's a dark-skinned half work with a purplish red Sheen older
about the same age as the Harbormaster.
She has. She actually uses her Warhammer
as kind of like a crutch to stand up, kind of kind of
creakily. Like when I stand up most of us
rapidly, there's a reason I use my dick comparison, but but she
commands a presence that kind of shocks you all the sudden she
has a pair of braids on the sides of each of her head and
they come back and then kind of Afro On top, the, the wife in
Vikings. Yeah.
And like the he kind of has like a pepper but like, especially
around the temple. This is very great.
We're all thinking about the about Lagertha,
This motherfucker here. So some pockets that's cab.
Not by much stay up late and watch a Dunes.
I do know that show boobs. I mean now I am I late nights
writing 7. Yeah.
Pretty much. Yeah.
Not too much except darkness and she's super hot and a little
quite a bit older though and Lagertha.
Yeah, it's not going to age poorly.
No, let's be real and neither has it.
I will I'll play this is the information while she moves.
Slowly she has you can tell underneath her, even underneath
her gray leather cloak trimmed with white fur.
She's strong that that is unmiss unmistakable trade about her.
But yeah. I will go in and I will, I will
do my best to retrieve and And bring back the the people that
were lost into the void. That is appreciated.
And I don't doubt your capability.
We are looking to hire more than one though.
With the five of you also still be interested in this job.
You haven't told us much about it.
Well, I haven't gotten a chance to finish.
So fair. Let's, um, we're looking for an
investigation of the, the hole. Finding survivors.
Yes, perhaps. Also there's been some reports
of let's say Shady individuals, which again, Says something
because I'm quite quite honest about the type of people, we
have find Shady Shady for here. I'm it's Haven exact.
What, what do you why do you feel like they're Shady?
Generally speaking, the people here are pretty Brazen in there
flanked flaunting of traditional morals, from the rest of liberal
arts. if these people are skulking in Shadow, R.
Not if they're up to something. Yes.
They're not hooded like our friend here to maybe hide an
identity, they're trying to hide, what they're up to, what
they're up to. What what specifically cause the
whole that's all part of what we're trying to find.
It just happened during the it happened a little bit after the
last portal closed. So I don't think it was caused
by the events. I mean.
At this point, you CL has a notebook out and it was writing
stuff down. We are willing to pay 15 gold to
each Adventurer completion of Information just returning with
information about what could have caused this cave in and
information about survivors. If you were to return survivors,
we would be willing to pay an additional five gold per
Survivor peradventure And then, if you would be so interested
afterwards, perhaps maybe discuss, follow on engagement
and employment. we also understand we here at Harbor
House that most here, Aren't looking for long term
appointments. So it would not be Contractual
it would not be binding but maybe a set of maybe retaining
would be the words to use that. When you're here, you would be
willing to come in and see what we have to offer.
Feel free to deny any work that comes you.
Surgeon advance for supplies we can add expenses if you would
self. So need what?
I'm always willing to negotiate. What are you thinking?
I assume that you have a well-stocked Apothecary
somewhere in town. I haven't had to visit him yet
yet, but I'm sure that they have some potions and well, depending
on what you look, we keep a stock here, Harbor House, a
certain things, what are you looking for?
Like a few healing potions, we have standard healing potions, I
could probably give One each. Think about your, a fairly large
party but we can we can probably accommodate that think that's
reasonable. Is there anything else you would
need Place to stay and some food for the night.
We always have, we have a few rooms here in Harbor House that
we can. We can give you.
I feel like it's unlike you were not walking to house all of us.
Yeah, there we go. You have a place to stay here in
town. We have other Places to visit
first, you do big hole, I'm going to need some rope.
Do you have a depth of that yet? I can get you some some rope you
and your fucking roll. What was it about?
Does he have rope? Yes, you see it hanging?
Yeah. Do you have his rope?
No, I really don't think it. Does not the greatest thing
about me, right? No, you don't want that.
Piece of equipment, sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it, get
rid of it by. So I said the better.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, I don't blame you, are
we starting with the golden, our background, Yeah, go to your
background and you that you did, you roll on the table of your
glass top stove, you get class possible as well.
It's in the handbook for, for sorcerer.
Okay, there's a chart solid. Yep.
Level one, really cares? Yeah, your background and you
get that. Yeah.
I forgot my sweater you don't get shit.
Yeah, monks get like two before. Yeah.
I think so. There's no crazy.
And it's not Tennyson, you're welcome.
So this is what your sponsor us. We know some of your some of
your former employees. We do have an Arizona and
Arizona. He deemed Nate's birthday, two
years in a row. Well, maybe not in a row.
Shout out to Dark Sun and Robert.
Yeah, Roberts a fucking amazing human.
I still make money. Don't worry about.
Yeah, I was gonna say, Already cleared situations like
this. Before we left, he made comes
with a built-in forgotten, the okay to take.
Oh yeah. Its standard, he knows and he's
probably told you feel free to take the work because then
you're going to be able to feed the network a little bit better.
Right. And you know, that there is a
non brother's office here, you know, got three you to visit
that and yeah, This is also part of why we were sent.
Here is there's 45 feet to answer your question, okay?
I'm gonna Munch amount to D4 5D four gold pieces.
That's impressive. That's more than I thought but
it's still not funny. Okay, yeah, because I don't
know, I can do more time. 1000 times 10.
Yeah. Selecting you get have been
stacked if you were any other class.
Yeah, I know. But that's still almost doubled
my start. The guy bet.
I bet it did. I liked it when the Saylor gets
for their background and I was like, like, is it even worth
adding this to? When I rolled, I wrote down, I
wrote fairly, I wrote down my skills.
Nice. As a sailor as a saint.
Yes. Taylor, you get an additional 50
gold Jared, I-69 gold pieces ladies and you know he's mission
accomplished Rub the skull, we got some cash.
It's great. It's gonna call it these days.
So everybody also gets to add one health potion to their
inventory, a trick, pony potion. I don't have cool things to give
you like I did Matt's group, I'm sorry that's alright, I will
hear level 1, 1 0 1 level 1, Matt show them.
No no don't show us. I don't have I don't have any
way stuff from that guy, you don't know.
I split all the stuff between two games.
It's amazing. I plant I tried on actually
getting that stuff. You he's actually I gave you for
Christmas. I gave that group a little
health potion. Nice.
That has it to D4 in it. You saw.
They are awesome. I hope I'm hoping to get some
more for you guys so Matt will have not get to scold scaled
finishes. His tea, is there still more in
in the teapot? Yeah because no one else I don't
think anyone also getting some more tea.
It's time. I had a little bit of honey to
it. You would recognize that the
blend, it comes from the poodle. And and I look at the
Harbormaster IQ bear and I say her master.
Do you have a written contract for us for this will have one
for you to sign in the morning as it is.
Now mid-afternoon, that's excellent.
We can provide you with dinner tonight.
Recommend it, let's understand unfortunately, no matter how
much I attempt to get a good Chef here at Harbor House.
I have struggled, I eat the majority of my meals out on town
anyways, so I would, if you feel like it, I would recommend you
exploring the especially if you've never been here before.
Is there a, is there a place that you particularly like that?
Has good food. But more importantly, good drink
and most importantly, good conversation.
Maybe an ear to the ground as far as who's passing through
town. He thinks about it.
For a while. and then he tells you about a place called
driftwood, It's a it's a restaurant that lines the
harbor, it's on the Harbor. It's one of the it's definitely
a little bit upscale but he does tell you that if you go in and
say that you are in the employee of the Harbormaster that they
have us, that they will take care of you and that to send the
bill to the Harbor House. Excellent.
Thank you. Ever master and I appreciate
that greatly. So let's put it on where we
going there. Free food.
Of course they are. at this point of the day, you know, that
of the 26 hours of the day You know.
I'm trying to remember that, not everybody knows the world like
English, 26 hours, and there's three moons, and there's a ring
around the moon and there's a ring around the world way. 26, a
giant hole in the ground. Yep.
All right. The whole new grounds near
though, the hole around the new hole.
There's an air. Are there are three moves to
work or two. Two moons are on the same lunar
cycle. None of them are on the same
Moon, which is what know it's crazy, dude.
Dude, I do it. Yes.
Don't they're not, but they're not on the same little cycle if
you actually look at it, they're not on the same Learners.
Okay, area. Look, sorry.
But we'll look at. How dare you look.
That shit is all online. If you want to look it up, it's
our world Anvil.com and you can check your in tight and tie it.
And just in case anybody was wondering, that is a slight pun
because Morgan is librarian. Actually.
It was a random generated name. Oh, dude, it's perfect for you.
It is it is, it is the library World.
Pretty Liberal Arts Library. That's like soon as I saw it.
I was like, that's American Curtis is just not Island into
his Library background. Fancy name generator.com, dude.
Yeah, that, well, it got you right.
It did got your teller did well. Subconsciously my brain went.
There probably is so much younger than the sexual world is
so much younger, right? Sorry guys.
Matt playing another game. Where this is second game with
you. This is his third game in this
business area, but the other Gamers I wrote this city eat so
so I get up a chunk of this chunk of it.
I get up. III finish off the tee.
I very gently place it down on the tea service.
If you wouldn't mind, give me a second.
Let me get one of my stewards to show.
I believe your local as well. Hmm, will you be?
You won't be. You're not welcome.
You're welcome to stay. Yeah.
No, I'm you've pissed off. Too much of my staff Patrice.
They just don't understand what I'm trying to do for them.
But you don't understand how to be cordial.
The trappings of this world and the social structures are not
the important thing. Do you not make me get security
again? Okay.
I just touch the walls. I leave rub it over.
A very, very rare sight in this world.
A tiefling woman. Hmm.
T things are very rare in LaGuardia.
She died you down. There's definitely a moment of
like a half step and black, you have to shoot Because I
recognize what she is. She right, well for you, you
understand that the balance here, they can't hide, right?
You can. Yeah.
She does recognize what you are though but she did.
She does not seem to be harboring any kind of ill when
harboring when she gets me to my room and she shows me my room.
I turned to her and I reach out my hand to shake her hand, okay?
And I say my name is scold fell hand and it is an absolute
pleasure to meet you. And I Palm five gold pieces into
her hand and I say to her may your people Prosper.
She does not take it. Okay.
I think but the days of the great hunter gone, and they
don't exist here, So I am not worried.
Thank you, though. My heart is at peace for you and
your people and she leaves. You guys are each given a small
room, small night stand with. It's a lantern, but the the
steward she shows you magical quick.
Tap, it'll light up. We have those at my work.
I want a my closet because it is poorly designed.
In about an inch. So you guys are about 23 hours
from standard suppertime. So real quick.
Before I leave, I would ask you there.
Why? Where I've traveled six months
to get here, this T's of my land Where are you from?
I'm from since you bear asking him from the location of
crypsis. Well it is definitely near its
that Rudolph is what the bird. All is famous for the for growth
Ruby in the breadbasket of your region, the the expanse.
And there's not many places in such Exquisite T even though
there It is problematic there but it's worth the money stop.
About that time already. Let's take a real quick break
and then we'll be back with the yeah Duty.
So it's almost 9:00 already now be right back.
Welcome back, everybody. We are on the final stretch here
of campaigns and concoctions episode 1.
I'm very excited for this. So we have now wrapped up, our
meeting with who bare sand justi, you have five of you have
been shown to dome Styles, here, and Harper House You have been
introduced to Driftwood, a fairly upscale restaurant that
the Harbor Master has offered to pay.
For one of you is not permitted to stay in the premises, but
they didn't say anything about the meal.
Yeah, there you go. So, You have about two hours or
so until dinner time. I know, two of you have things
that need to get done. So, L, and Sark.
What would you like to do first? We're swinging wrote a whole on.
We're headed to the well, the whole you have to pass by the
holding it back to tap. We're reading deliver it because
I'm dropping a torch. Do it.
Okay, that's all I'm doing. There's some and then we're
going by local 9 brother's house.
So what are you trying to accomplish with the torch?
I'm sliding one dropping it in to see what happens on.
See you light a torch and as you drop it down with your mind, you
get a pretty good idea. That is exactly 47 feet down.
Can I see anything? If we don't you see?
I can't see anything but Vision to 60 feet.
So I can see no colors, but objects, I wrote perception
check for me, please. Yeah, that's a 44.
Big beautiful guys. Know 18.
Yeah. So, you guys about see the same
thing in the darkness that looks like, but I see it as it flies
by and then icy waters of the month, huh?
The thing is too. Is that there's a slight rice to
the island across the water, which is to the West.
So, as the sun begins to set this area is going to be, it is
going to is when the first hits Shadow.
So you guys Probably about 3:00 4:00 in the afternoon.
It's just now starting to get kind of a that Dusky Dark
Shadow, you know, when you're like you know, the Foothills,
when you're golden, you know, after a certain early Twilight.
Yeah. So golden is depressing because
of that. It is also got got really good
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see you because it is an 18 and you did drop a torch, you see
what looks to be some ruins of a, like a foundation of like an
underground network of some kind.
Because you don't have dark vision and the torch only goes
20 feet, Bright Light 40 feet dim light.
You can't get much more detailed in that.
Could I tell at least like Besides do they look stable?
Oh yeah. There you can see some pillars,
you can see some so the foundation of some pillars that
maybe have get gave way. Okay, I'm not sure why.
If we go down this way, there's not did the risk of collapse
does not appear to be in it. That's mostly what I'm concerned
with. Oh, real quick.
Should we talk about the drinks or drinking real quick?
Yes. Okay so it's not Curtis Curtis.
What did you make? This is called a sin sin.
It is equal parts shanaar, vermouth sweet vermouth and
Scotch this time we've got art, Burke Ardbeg art bag and but I
last time I made it was talisker, sand.
Both have been delicious. This one is slightly peter than
the other one. I will be buying the count
McAllen to try it. The next I do think that the
talisker would be the better Scotch for it and I do have
talisker in the next time we make it.
We'll use like yeah I'd meet with it.
I made desserts. Ready to deserves red meat it
does. Yes.
There are no vegetarians or vegans of this table, though.
We support you and your decisions your choices, maybe
health or morally doesn't go as well with Scotch.
It just doesn't close. Well, that's kind of like lying
love of black bean burger. They're delicious, not easy.
And to be fair, Nate and are to pray with her.
Yeah, they would disagree with that.
I made what I'm now calling an Irish beekeeper, which I made up
on the Fly, it's a play on a old-fashioned, so it was a
couple ounces of Jameson. Irish whiskey half an ounce,
honey, syrup and three dashes. Each of To store a aromatic
Bitters and angostura orange bitters.
And I garnished it with an orange twist, and the sin sin is
garnished with both an orange twist and a single maraschino,
cherry. Excellent.
Their excellent cocktails, I recommend that you try them
stirred, right? Everything's a stirred.
Everything stirred? No, no, the Simpson was shaken.
It's supposed to be stirred though.
Is it all right? Yeah.
Next time. We'll stir next time.
Mr. Brewster. So so yes, both should be
stirred. All right, so now back at It.
Yes, it is to the my brother's house is now you guys leave.
So the nine brothers is on the after you make the turn to head
north bound. Both of you would are fairly
familiar with it. You see a A sign that has been
painted. It says nine brothers.
Import export. And then it's got very light
drawings of nine individual men. And as you enter, you see the
standard office that you have come to see in any location.
That has a nine brothers. It is a fairly Spartan entrance
with a couple of chairs a desk, and an individual receptionist
who is sitting there. And in this case, it is, excuse
me, a male. See elf.
I'm going to walk up and have to talk to the manager.
Okay, Karen right. But I thought, you know, I'm
gonna talk to the manager of the import-export business.
You know what? I learned from Pop, Copy.
I am the man, do you do anything?
Go pocket locks with where I've got a guide for the don't and as
he will be probably beats me to it.
But as you as he sees it, he reaches underneath the desk and
you hear a distinct, click and one section of the wall,
Retreats, and you guys are so much cooler than this.
Fuck. You hooked it, anyways, perhaps
Eugene dies. Oh okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go. Step through the door.
Yeah, kill he does. So you walk in and you see, you
see a gnome woman sitting behind a desk scribbling away, at what
appears to be some Ledger's. And she looks up and she says,
As the boss since you here, or are you just here?
We were sent to find more information about what?
What happened? And just gestures help you too.
I did receive a message about that and you see her walk over.
There is a writing desk that sits in the corner.
You're fairly familiar with it. It's you notice that in the
sheets, what it is, is there's a sheet of paper and an Inkwell.
It's an item that allows Anyone to send messages to another desk
anywhere on the plane. So she walks over and she grabs
a piece of paper that has been sitting there.
She says, well, the boss, the secretary has sent us this
request to Aid you in any way that you see fats, How long have
you been in town? About 30 minutes, 30 minutes
really. Today.
We got off, we went to the harbormaster's, office had a
conversation, came here, that's fair.
Well, I'm not one to tell you how to do your job, but I will
tell you that we are here as you see as you needed.
Do you have a place to stay tonight?
Potentially was there anything in town that you would
recommend? As not only that would be the
Harbormaster accommodations? Definitely not.
I was going to offer you some cots in the back.
We'll take the harbormaster's. Accommodation, definitely.
I haven't stayed up there. So do you have to tell me how
that works? Is he feeding you the Driftwood?
I can't afford that. Stop by.
Okay, she takes a deep look at you.
I've heard about you. I heard about you.
I'll take your plate. What do you need for me?
Do you have any information about the recent whole on the
way you back to the harbormaster's office?
I don't unfortunately we are kind of liking it here, it's
just me and Edward upfront and Oui.
Luckily we are able just kind of over here things in the bar you
get a lot more done with just sitting around drinking than we
do anything else. It's not like being in the
expanse or The Syndicate. I'm just people from what I
understand that was purely accidental.
The roadway fell away and they just happen to be on it.
Fairly quickly after the March, I guess we could call it mini
mini of the, the local residents were making a pilgrimage up to
the Harbor House, to talk to who bear and his representatives to
try and find out what the fuck is going on.
No one knows what's going on. I mean, I think I have a better
idea, but I've been in contact with boss and well, that dude
seen little bit of everything. Yeah, she says, this is not the
first time he seen this. That was the first time you see
much of anything you're not wrong.
It's less reassuring than I hoped.
Boss is I think might we have a bet all the managers in the in
the in the state that we're trying to guess how old he is.
I know I fed him, my money is with the secretary - I got 20 to
22. So, I threw five then. but yeah,
apparently this happens He says every 278 years.
That's an odd number. I don't question anything.
The boss says it's actually no, you can tell me.
One that I may have votes this year.
Well I mean mine probably could too.
Exactly. We're fucking old at least a
couple of them when I was a stepparent for was a scare when
it happened. Yeah there you go.
But that's that's all I'm unfortunately dad it.
It's a good question. Do you have anything going on?
Tomorrow morning. I'll be here.
Sure, I open up shop 7. I'll be here and I will have an
answer for you tomorrow morning. Let me through the whole balance
or any body of value to us. The, we need to keep an eye out
for as far as survivors. Not for another that all just
said it was just it's just me and anybody of value to our
potential value. Yeah.
Pennies per to Houston. Here's the thing about the free
city of Haven. Everybody's got to fucking that
because people talk here, They think that because we're
surrounded by a bunch of fucking pirates.
That nothing gets back to anybody important.
Well they're fucking wrong. People are stupid exactly.
We have ears and we hear and we sell that shit.
And we make a tidy sum from it, indeed.
Do you have anyone with medical experience that you could call
on case, we find them to work the survivors?
Should we bring them up? Unfortunately, our only option
is there's the Apothecary and then a few clerics here and
there, it's not a fairly religious.
Area here. But there are a few
proselytizers. There's one I don't need to know
them. We will not his name is Patrice.
Ye be preachers know. Well, so I know as a player, I'm
sorry if my character punches you did your character, my punch
my character into death, that's totally fine.
He does not think another character.
That just feels like it's optimized a kid.
The engineer. And then take this last week, my
engineer friend was using the Eldritch blast spreadsheet that
I created and I came in my pants.
It was awesome. And describe the other two and
aspirin. Any, if there's anything that we
know about them, we know she's alone.
How well are you known around town?
An average person or nothing. That's a spectacular.
Yeah, but I'm a Bard though. Like I play in.
I probably, I probably been playing taverns around town
recently because I'm, I haven't, I haven't shipped out since I
got back. I have reputation.
I'm from everywhere everywhere. That sound Port?
I have a reputation, she doesn't really know you.
She definitely doesn't know you cool.
That doesn't mean anything though, that's shocking.
Well when you roll a fucking three, no no, I'm fine with it.
Wrong circles. I mean, honestly, her in
particular, is in their own circles.
Yeah. Because your organization is not
your organization. Definitely has a dossier on
scale, but you tell you, tell her you tell Lucille about
everyone else that you've met, right?
Yes. So she actually got sit down
says, I'll see what I can find. Yeah, I'll see what I can have
for tomorrow. Pick that up as well.
Yep. Cool.
The house, I'll meet you at the whole we have, we have two hours
before we get to dinner. Yeah, things you would like to
do so. I walk slow as we're leaving and
I let everybody leave before me. I had my little conversation
with the tiefling. Woman and what was her name.
I didn't give you what you didn't and I didn't ask.
So I had my little conversation with the tiefling woman and I
slow walk my way out letting everybody leave before me and
when I see as long as each as each of you leave the building.
You were informed. That reservations have been made
for. Yes Driftwood, excellent.
So you guys all have a set time so you guys can all yes.
So sometimes you gotta play the game to play the game when I see
them wandering by The whole I stand in the shadows beside a
building and I watch what they're doing, you're trying to
hide sounds like it. I'm gonna do hide roll a
self-check and but I'm not hiding in plain sight.
Yeah, exactly. I'm hiding in place to it's
still yourself and still stealth.
Yes, need to ask that. That's why I asked those
questions on the great going to be a 16.
You. So you have a son and when you
see me, I don't look like, like, if I notice you I'm just like,
okay it do. I clock that?
Sorry inside. Check And his deception of yes,
I definitely see it. That's a 19.
Your dirty water, dirty 20, I can't beat that.
Okay, when I clocks are clocks Arc, noticing me, I light my
cigar and I'm just I'm, you know, old school leaning.
I've got Legs crossed in my lean your place over against the
James Bond. Yeah.
At the Viper fight in Syria. That's exactly right.
No no he's pulling Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber putting out the
vibe at the bar. No I'm just standing there and
I'm watching them do what they do.
I see a glance from Sark, I recognize that Stark clocks me.
As Sark is looking at me, I give a slight nod.
And I light my cigar and I watch what they're doing.
And when they're done, I just walk away, right?
Like, I don't go to investigate the whole, I don't go to talk to
them. I walk away and I go back to, I
go back to the pageant on the badge of the bottle, right?
And I sit down with the bar for about an hour and a half.
They probably spent 15 minutes at the hole.
Probably. Yeah.
So I've been expensive. Yeah.
So I spent about an hour and a half and I strolled slowly to
the badge of the bottle and I spent about an hour and a half
at the badge in the bottle. And while I'm there, I am
sitting at the bar and ice it dead center in the middle of the
bar top. So that I've got the maximum
coverage to each side of the bar, right?
And I'm drinking but I'm not drinking heavily.
I'm having drinks. I'm having my Favorite drink.
I'm having paper areas where ships paper ships and and I'm
just casually conversing with the people around me, but as I'm
casually conversing with the people around me, I'm I'm subtly
looking for information. And about what and when I'm
suddenly looking for information, I regularly bring
up that I once served on a ship with a guy named Andy Bill.
Okay. And I and I'm wondering yeah, I
just want to reconnect with an old shipmate women.
I'ma need you to make two roles for sure.
First one, I need a persuasion check.
Tattoo idea 16 a cat. And now I need a man in such.
That's terribly free. So it takes a while before
anyone reacts to you. Yeah.
But there's a, I'm being low-key about how you're being a little
kid, but a lot of them a pill really heard, but you get the
sense that my nose. Dandy William.
He's got by a few different. You do get the sense that this
is not only, is there a fair amount of sailors here.
There's also a fair amount of locals.
Mmm. So the first couple of people
that you talk to you, it seems that they're locals.
So sure, it's not the right circles, but a very eventually
you, you come across like a crusty old Goblin.
Who's been on the sea for a while.
No. Hey, Danny bill.
Dandy Bell. Yeah Annabelle.
I think I remember surfing with him for a minute.
Oh you served with him, I don't know.
They all got bill will chill Jim.
They all hell ride. The other you know know that.
I mean but I've been on the sea for a while I understand what
you're saying. Yeah, I did hear something about
human cancer heard And we're dance.
Forget Hansford. Captaining.
Don't know if he was Captain of his own ship last, I heard he
was captaining, do you know he was in Kansas her hands forward.
All right, that's good. What's your name?
Ugly Bell. We'll go with that.
I like that because I had to make a character.
Right on the fucking in this name is ugly Bill and he calls
himself that and he is not, he's actually a fairly attractive
guy. Yes, he's a sex.
Yeah, yeah, you're a good-looking man.
Now, I'm not trying to sleep with you tonight.
Buy me another drink. Then I absolutely want to buy
you a drink bill. I absolutely.
And what what ship are you putting out in?
I'm in between jobs right now. You know what?
I want you to go down to the Vigilant wind.
All right, once you go down to the vigil and I want you to tell
them a little bit about your CV, all right?
And I want you to let them know. I want you to give them just a
brief. Brief oral CB.
This is why we're DeGeneres people.
In case you're missing everything, this is what I want
you to let them know. I want you to let them know
that's called fell hand since you to them.
So, um, an oral CD is that kind of sexy thing?
I mean, you can do that. You can get no one on that boat
is going to be opposed to you being sexy though.
You're very sexy human. Very sexy person.
All right, you're very sexy person.
However, what I want you to tell them about is the time that you
spent on ships and what you can do on a ship.
All right, what's this CV? Bullshit.
Curriculum vitae, it doesn't matter.
Just that specifically shit your work history, just didn't you
say that in the first place? Because I'm an asshole.
Bill your have you not picked up on this?
I'm an asshole. You're not from the important
part is tell them the shit you've worked on.
All right, and tell them that scallop fell hand.
Sent you down here. To take a job with them, they're
going to pay you well because I do not want to flirt with
Johnson. I see you next time.
That's it. I want you to give him his money
back. I'm paying for all the drinks,
he's had since he got. He's, he hasn't paid his tab
yet. So, all right, his tap is on Me
Bill. It's been an absolute pleasure
for gold, and I take off, and I tip 100%.
And it was formal. No, not all that good.
They're the name of the place again the badge in the where
Dandy bill was lasting. Okay aunt's fur, Hansford thank
you. So you would know this just from
your time against for it is one of the island nations here in
the belt. They're very much an
imperialistic colonising bullshit of a Nation.
So I was right. Yeah.
So They are not, you are not fans of them and the person who
gave you your letter of Marque. Yeah, definitely not be fans.
Got you got you. All right.
What is the letter of Marque? You wouldn't know.
Yeah. But the Curtis wants to know
because Curtis also asking like an idiot later.
Yeah, you should look it up on Google motherfucker cuter in
your hand right now. You got Google that shit.
I just want to go to mr. Nancy's and click on my shit,
okay? And I will head to Driftwood.
I find a place to be Okay. Oh, there's there.
There's actually a fairly nice tobacco shop here in town.
I would have work at. We're gonna we're gonna name it
in honor of our local tobacco has.
Yes, Edward Edwards. I'm putting that I'm in my notes
even though I don't actually know about it as a character.
But oh my gosh, you are so I don't have I would have asked
local tobacco whist. It is a beautiful space that you
walk in Wood paneled walls. There is a beautiful array of
pipes, the scent of blue pipe tobacco permeates the air as
well. As you notice that there is a
wall full of tones. That seem to be describing types
of tobacco. The history of tobacco growing.
Some of the other plants that have other types of uses in in
the that can be smoked because there is a long history of the
different types of weeds that can be, it can be swamped and
then there's also a vast array of Whiskey's behind the counter,
which the wrong bar. I asked the wrong questions of
the DM and I went to the wrong bar.
Specificity motherfucker. Hi I said well go too.
Well. Drink up conversation.
The teller and, and you can call him Tim Tim.
Tim, it's in the tobacco assist. My father, was obliterated.
Start my new season of life in this.
I would like to, I like to begin training in tobacco, and my new
season of life. I recently switched careers so
to speak. Y'all doesn't nobody so happy
about this? We are fucking degenerate his
regular people and Dr. D&D characters do the same.
He's happy about it. Or just imbibing.
I love to smoke myself. I would love to do.
I smoke myself like every night? God I wish I was that flexible
and there it is. There it is.
There. I would love to start spraying
being a traveling traits woman selling tobacco.
How did you get into this business?
My great-grandfather. We don't deal in the growing the
cultivation or any of that. We are purely Tradesmen.
We purchase we have a set ship that provides us with multiple
different sets of tobacco from all over the globe and I don't I
just maintain the networks that we that we operate it.
I just want you to know this. Look, there's the look.
There it is. I am also.
To be Frank. This is my first time far away
from home. Well, what I would recommend for
you, yes. Is to spend some time, exploring
the various weeds of the plant. And until you become familiar
with them, I wouldn't necessarily attempt to become a
Salesman as you don't know them. I know I would be very glad to
begin that education. Mostly because I know it'll
profiting for me. But feel free to be welcome here
in the shop. We can discuss tobacco pipes
smoking I promise I will be back.
I have a pending job to come to. Is there anything I can get you
before you take? Take on this job?
Can I would love to purchase your favorite, he pulls out.
A this collection a couple of collections of tobacco and he
makes small baggies for you that he gives you one.
That is a local variant. That is you smell it.
Smells of figs. The second one comes from PSI 0,
which is in The Syndicate which has Plum notes to it sa y 0 and
then the third comes from whoo Dan.
Which is very spicy fuck. Yeah.
This does not hurt my feelings, I will buy all three please as
someone who's been to all of them.
It makes sense. So it'll look really good.
Like I was like, yep. Yep yep.
Yep.
I don't know where you're going with that and then you were like
Plum and I was like Siam. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Was there and spicy the spices and write it down but I know so
PSI 0 is my country, that is very much based on Japanese
culture and then Boudin is an Arabic culture.
Okay. You're very beautiful culture
right now. So, What we're going to do is
we're going to pick up next session.
No, no. Let's keep going for another
dinner. It is it's to it's 10:00.
So I want to keep going but do you work tomorrow?
No but I got shit to do more. Oh well you can do that.
Let's keep going. Like I don't worry about these
two. We're going to take a break and
we'll decide from out about this.
Holy, fuck, y'all. They convinced me to do it
again. And we broke a goddamn mini
round a good night. Yeah, we're having a great
night. Do not anticipate.
That they were. All right after everyone has
completed, at this point, are we even drinking delicious Red?
We have a delicious red, but that's it.
Just read in this a having absolutely delicious.
It's wonderful. I also made some pepper jack
grilled cheese sandwiches for me and Jared because sorry, Jared
needed one and it smelled good. So I make one for me, that's
fair the way to make grilled cheese is just carry, gold
butter. Because she hates,
you know we should have been Catholic but we're not.
Yeah, I remember. Shots Mexican recovering
Catholic. So we want one thing.
That's the north, that's right, 72 County Ireland, six counties
belong, home beer, that's why I'm counting all of these.
I'm just saying, let's bring the six back, so that means got
close. Everyone completes their task in
between being shown their place and the reservation at the
Driftwood as the four of you. The six.
So used to fucking six. I'm so used to.
I'm used to DM in a smaller group organism.
As I know as the six of you roll up independent to this space.
You come to a Kind of anachronistic building.
It doesn't really fit into the character.
It is Gold glass and steel. All the majority of this.
This town is would the occasional Stone building.
You two have seen a building somewhat similar.
It's very reminiscent of your home.
Tinker mirror. We feel L feel a little bit more
relaxed just as he walks in. It's it's reminiscent of a
restaurant, there named Grace, it's that In tinker, tinker
mirror. As you walk in, there is a bar
immediately upon in Turkey along with a maitre d' stand and
hanging over the doorway into the main.
Dining room is a large piece of Driftwood.
Mmm. Clever.
The whoever, the first one is in I would actually think you
probably you probably. Yeah.
You know, show up a few minutes before you would, you would you
would say, hey, we're he I'm here as a group that has a
reservation from from Huber who bear in the Harbor House and
she's the maitre d. They say well it'll be a few
minutes sit down at the bar. You don't actually get a choice.
They actually come and bring to you the sea.
Two cocktails, a drink of the, of the location which is a
whiskey drink, very similar to the Irish people that are
speaking. Very sweet.
Drink. Yeah.
But instead of whiskey, it's wrong.
Very nice. Because why is the rum gone?
What we might need to try that after we're done with the
session. Yeah.
Have you ever left TBO? And I've got I've got to get was
the good wrong. That's what Kirk and Sweeney.
And I was thinking drink it. 69 process.
Please sponsor us Perkins. We need please sponsor, who's
sorry? I called my audiences family.
So we're good, fam. All right.
Kirk and Sweeney fam.
Sponsor us, please. I will get into the tiki cult if
we get a sponsorship from a rum. Yeah, yeah.
So the rest the rest of the party files in and It's a drink
or would you show up last I hand mine to you?
Which you probably hand to as. So this guy says you can't miss
our keys. I had just reaches up and takes
it. So you now have three drinks.
I definitely like no. Oh yeah.
And then after the first five of
you arrive you see SOA arrived. Thank you for that.
But yes and you look so she's changed since you all saw her
last Hi, right. Last time you saw her.
She was probably wearing kind of simple simpler clothes that you
would wear if you were out on a boat, but we're not on a boat.
It's a boat shoes. Yeah, she's wearing bullshit
that shoot her groceries. I think she's actually wearing a
dress. Yeah.
She's very blue skin. like, It's like the the haircut.
It's the, the, the side, both both sides were hair.
Shaved, the undercut? Yeah.
The undercut where it's tossed? A little bit over nice hair.
Her hair is pink. It's hot and she has spider
tattoos on both on the backs of both of her hands.
Spiders spiders, actual spider. Actually spiders not webs and
spiders. Webs they go upper arm and then
she has a spider. It looks like spider legs coming
out from a, from a chess piece that you can't see, under the
dress, how she she looks. She looks very, very young for
an elephant, like probably more adolescent than adult for help
you looking at Bob, about 50-60 30s also really.
Yeah, very, very that. Makes me uncomfortable barrier
for enough. I do I double check what?
I sent you. Dirty your fine.
Well, out that that whole range from about 25 to 27.
T is really adolescence yet? Hells yeah.
She's sort of. Your side, but that's about it.
And that's, that's it. Since green?
Yeah I sea foam. Green definitely, see some great
job. Striking young woman enters and
she grabs her cocktail. The maitre d, grabs your party
and takes you over to a table, very close to the partition
where the kitchen sets. Glass.
You can see into you were informed that you were going to
be partaking in a tasting menu where you will be given you
don't need to order. You'll be brought do you let
them know that you would like everything set aside in the init
in a plate? To be brought home?
I was like, To go. Okay, can I sit as far as way
for a trace as possible? I'm easily.
Can I can I ask for the same? You're not gonna eat.
I got a strict diet going. Fucking gross.
I love you Rob Lowe. Please sponsor us.
Please don't fuck, sixteen-year-olds anymore.
Also we're seeing seafoam dresses dinner.
So what do we do and are their wines beers?
Cocktails paired with our meal? Yes, that's perfect.
So the expectation is that you will have this.
Cocktail with you. And as soon as you sit down, you
are brought a grilled octopus. Mmm dish that comes with a light
salad, that is dressed in olive oil and a type in a blueberry
balsamic vinegar, which you all have now tried in real life
because I'm dope like that. That's called doesn't even
Flinch. He digs into that octopus with a
Vigor. Mmm, he's fucking munching down
on some Octopussy. Because you eat the pussy and
and the octopussy sorry, I my brain went to the wrong place.
There's no, no not at all, but it does have a little bit to do
with my backstory. Yeah, yeah.
No you're not wrong this so you're not wrong about your
character if you're not really, as soon as the From dropping off
the octopus. I was gonna turn this big what
are you and look straight at as I like not and not they don't
like judging at all, just very curious.
How do you mean? I don't know, I've never seen
anybody like you what are you? You you've been telling me in
the city. Today.
You didn't see any other elves today.
Here, we saw the ones over there.
Are you a CF to obviously? Okay, so it seems pretty obvious
to me, just just, so we're on the same page.
Well, I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him.
You do that, thank you. Oh well, at this point certain
pulls off his beanie, puts it in the pocket.
I need, I need everyone, but you to so L and Sark to make history
test. We gotta go down.
I think that's a shirt for me 14:03, okay?
19. For, I have a feeling you
didn't. Get it at all five YouTube SOA
and scold. Yeah, recognize sarcasm War
forged. So while T flings are rare War
forged are nearly unheard of outside of the naked expanse.
So you would you would at least recognize that there's some sort
of construct you got said. But even the two of you
recognize that Sark is not what has been described to you.
It's a war forged. Okay, there's some subtle
differences. You can't quite put your finger
on it yet, but there's something a little bit different than what
you have either read about or been told in the past.
Look you've been around a little bit.
You've ever seen one of those before?
It's a forged, right? Yeah.
But like that. That's not what I've heard Tales
of but clearly a forged. Okay, Patrice looks for a Tales
of his collar. Sark.
Is it Stark? Yeah.
You don't need to worry about yourself here.
You're in interesting company. It's Haven.
Welcome to my city and I'm six months from home, Hayden.
We are all Haven. I don't like him.
God, do you do you like him? No.
Okay. All right, at this point the the
second is a nice guy but he's very off-putting.
It's a it's a, a small plate of like a crostini with a pâté on
top of it. Make me hungry, I'm very good at
that. Yeah in real life, ask him ask
him very hungry in real life. It's delicious.
The liver pate, one of my all-time favorite it.
What are we? What are we drinking with this?
With this one? You're getting a red or red wine
that goes along with it. What kind of red a red?
Yeah, you probably would. Like I feel like it's in a
restaurant - I think this is yeah maybe a sir I think it's as
if I think it's is it I'm not trying to create Vin culture at
fuck for the entire fucking planet right now?
Okay, I am creating stuff is actually relevant to this, get
to the T, rexes engagement in the game.
I feel like we're wondering a lot more engaged just so we're
clear. I'm very engaged.
Yeah, anything else she's aside from what I verbalized?
Right? Scout has been fairly quiet.
At this point when we get into a course, number two and I have a
I have a beautiful Zinfandel red Zinfandel from me as I'm eating
my little bit. As I'm Lee as I'm eating my
little Pate scalp says. So we're all going into the
hole. It was like, why are you all
doing this? We will shine a light in the
darkness of this whole, the truth.
I was not talking to you five gold / Survivor.
Why the hell? Yeah, I think I think that's my
main motive is. I need some cash because I
defend the weak. Most honorable also something
new. I haven't seen a big hole in the
ground after portals before, that seems interesting.
Yeah I didn't see the portals but I saw the whole and I want
to go in the hole. and if somebody's going to pay me for
it, That's good. Get paid when you find out.
That's that's not a bad second bonus.
Yeah it's not bad. Not bad.
Do not at all bad deal.
And saving people is you're not a bad thing either.
No, and I agree with you on that.
Yeah. you should be helping themselves than The two of you
went in vist investigated, the hole.
You look down the whole fucking hole.
Nothing else. Probably not going to collapse
if we climb in it. Apparently there's some
structures down there like an underground Network, maybe I
don't know, not clapped could not collapsing on me as a great
start. And that is important when
you're investigating a whole kit is to various Market collapse
on, very, how far do your city ruins go in this island?
What do I know about, actually? Actually, no, no.
Never mind. What is Patrice know about that?
So what is under the city is not tied into?
What is seen on the other side of the inlet understood?
Right? There is a fairly complex set of
underground tunnel networks underneath the city that had
pretty much been forgotten, you know, about this, just because
of your time underneath. Thank you.
You're comfortable underneath the city, right?
So there's a very fairly complex yet.
Well, developed, Underground network of tunnels of cisterns
large in theaters. Things of things that that are
they natural or low God. No.
They're they're built their they're sentient built since you
built. Okay.
I can't say human-built because that's it, I don't know.
No, I was like, yeah, they were there.
Yeah, they were said she and Bill.
Like fuck man. Made for a little reading.
Yeah, right. Notice that I have never said
that. Andy Andy again.
I know you never said that energy again.
Good, it's good. Do you convey any of that
either? Well, because of the location,
like I'm unaware of those that set of tunnels.
Is that what you're saying? No, no.
You would you even if you hadn't been there, you have a good idea
of that. This is what they're talking
about. Haven is a multitude underneath.
And above, there are many things to explore, and many things to
be a part of Haven is that was useless.
Some sort of religious. Zealot people keep calling me
that. Yeah, are you yeah, Sam Zell has
but I wouldn't call myself a zealot his notebook and just
This and just stares at you, the rest of the meal.
Not a putting it all the same kind of nods her head at this
point. The the third course comes out
then what is and we're going to have a homage to our discussion
earlier. It is half a rabbit with roasted
vegetables and potatoes. How's the rabbit?
Cookbook. Is it comfy?
No. Okay it is actually it's
pan-seared and then roasted. And what are we drinking with
this dancer? This drab it?
Since then oh yeah. 33 senses during this course of the meals
Galvez. Pretty dumb.
Is he's very into whatever the fuck.
This the truck is no but I've ever seen.
I need you to roll concert. Yeah.
NASA do. This is normal because I said,
yeah, I haven't moved and sounds just about this one.
Here's them for 24 total. When he's on, he's on his
Night's Dream. Scaled is like, yeah, weak link.
He set that down and goes this costly go stop and take out the
part that he's had the whole time.
You've seen him, put it in a pocket, pulls out, a cigar pulls
out this Clockwork lighter, because at this point said,
we'll pull out her pipe. And say you mind lighting for me
after she packs her. And I will hold out the
Clockwork, lighter before you can get the Clockwork lighter
out scalp like it holding the same flame.
He holds up his heavily chewed half-burnt, cigar and lights his
own cigar. You casting breasted tradition.
You get the anytime a girl ask for a light in a group.
Both of us. Yeah, I got it.
I got it. How did you get your Where did
your hairstyle come from? It kind of reminds me of home.
My mother used to not use it. It's just that you were bald.
No. No, I have afraid.
Mohawk. Have a mohawk.
That's right. That's right.
That's me. Trying to remember reminds me.
My mother would do hair in the market.
I've been around a bit, I've been at Sea and at, at Sky for
quite some time. And I've I've happened upon
cravat grow. Yeah, how old are you?
How old do you think I am? Will do.
That's a fair question. How how old do you look and
wolman inside? Check my check.
Yeah, 15 plus 20 is 15, 15 15. You can do 35 35 days ago.
I am 35, but I probably look a bit younger than that.
I just I spent most of my life in in one region, just can't
fathom traveling across So Many Lands.
I've been traveling since a young age and I spent a lot of
time in a lot of places. and, In my time of those places, I've
found things that I that I appreciate and that, that bring
me joy. And so, this is actually so the
hairstyle that I wear is actually a half work, it's a
thing that they works and a half or extend to do, but it was also
picked up by by the folk of both longer as well.
A lot of their Warriors have won this hairstyle as well and
that's where I learned. It was in full Wagner though.
I have been too scared bro. I was I was wearing this before
I went there. You got to be, you guys have
excellent tea and tobacco. We do you do yes maybe May our
future endeavors be successful in their future endeavors be
successful. Yes!
And to that Syd, we Cheers. Cheers takes a deep draw from.
Yeah. From her, her tobacco, pipe, and
blows a perfect circular, smoke ring, and, and scold blows a
dart through the center of the circle.
This point desert has arrived. It's a.
It's a fairly. Does it have honey in it?
Now if it doesn't the look of Despair, that crossed Curtis is
face. It's right here from here.
Have you seen any bees? It's a bear, you smell that does
help. So it's, it's berries that have
been macerated in sugar with mint and whipped cream.
Nice. Shit, you had me till the end
there? No.
I mean, I'm on board for the whipped cream.
Yeah. Skeletons is into this and then
you're also giving the first good meal in the last month.
A limoncello sugar rim? No, no, sugar is going to do it
like they do in Italy. Perfect.
I'm sweet enough already but
then that the meal is over there.
Anything else that the for the 646 of you would like to do Are
we going to go into the whole together or we going into the
hole separately? I finally look away from you
best to pool. Resources for unknown Endeavors.
I agree. At least until we find out more.
I agree. If I jump in first, can you guys
clear? Not going in first I don't
breathe. I will go in with you, aren't
you? I will be behind you as well.
I'm not sure that that's comforting.
I would like to now go in first. Or do you want to go on the road
in front of you? Rather not be alone with him
again. Let's just bag it's a ship
thing. It's about ships.
Yeah. You can, you can go with me
after him. I'll forget you to have a
meeting tomorrow at 7:00. A.m. what up, what people, what
time would we like to enter the whole tomorrow?
Do you eat fish time to breakfast?
Maybe a little praising kid. No.
Can we make it ten? When I'm sure I like to sleep
late. Like 7:00.
I said, 10 the liver know what people purchase.
It's a lot of wasted day puts this.
All the sun comes up slyke at 5:30.
What are you doing? I'm a creek.
That's what I get annoyed. When you poke me in the morning.
Can we do now? No, literally, I am the creature
of the dark. You might be a conversation with
him. Can we do nine?
All right, think I could make nine work.
Yeah. all right, so The six of you finish up drinks meal.
Five of you return to Harbor House.
Nice swing by the nine brothers. First and drop off the W bag
heavily. You can, I find somebody that's
hungry and I give them my food and I proselytized them the
entire time they're eating. I just want to know if they
don't punch you in the face Patrice and then you all lay
down for the evening. When I get back to Harbor House,
do I see the teeth like woman? No, no.
Okay. She's not there.
What's your perception? Passive passive are just in I
guess. Positive sure.
Hoarding. It's 10 plus 10 plus.
Yeah, yeah. Do you definitely notice?
L is very awkward around you? And that has nothing to do with
all 12 drinks. You just had a normal day.
Oh my God. I stay in his room but I said
cross-legged at the end of the door, watching the door, okay.
The do do I hear like I'm more or less like things in my head?
In the skull. It's good question.
You do actually. So I don't sleep.
You hear a deep deep voice. When you try and into your
trance. You here.
Go forward. Seek and protect.
Come see me. I'm throwing random shit at you
right now. Don't ask me,
you will deny me, not much longer.
I think, I think when scalp gets back to his room, he pulls out
his Loot and he just plays for a little bit before he goes to bed
performance, check for me, please.
It's not great. Pardon.
That's going to be a 10. It's not your best to tempt.
Yeah, but I need your worst either.
Yeah, it's just just fucking around after all the drinks and
the ridiculous food. You're just kind of like cool
but it's comforting. Yeah, and it helps you relax for
the the night. Let's go.
It's not used to sleeping. On land and Eunice in a steady
space, that's not rocking. This is not rocking and that
helps them go to. It's a giant skull that doesn't
matter. Sweet giant skull anybody else
got anything that they would like to do.
I go to my room? Is it, is it like some horrible
and I pull out my pipe and light it.
And talk to the air. What an interesting.
Group of people that I've encountered it doesn't feel like
chance and she rolls a little Talisman of a skull, their
fingers. What have you brought me to?
Why am I here? Where are you?
What happens? It takes a long draw blows a
smoke ring. Snuffed out her pipe.
Lays on her car. And slowly drifts into a deep
slumber. So, the six of you now, take you
long rest for the evening? And we're going to in there for
the evening and we'll pick up. Yeah,
thank you so much for joining us.
I use for the evening family. Adios.