I'm going to push this. Button John push it I'm.
Going to push it. Push it.
John, I'm going to push this button.
He's going to push this button I'm.
Pushing this button. He's pushing it.
Welcome to Splintered Spirits, a podcast hosted by me, Gary, and
my nephew Johnny from at Santa Paranormal, where we try to
prove his theory that ghosts are the fractured memories of the
living. This steps a bit different.
Johnny and I get on the offensive.
We head back to the fireplace room to hit the spirits of
direct questions and even threats.
That's right, we brought weapons.
All right, look, we brought some magnets to see if we can kill a
ghost. It gets a little weird.
It's ridiculous, it's fun, and we get more ghost talking than
ever. Let's dive into the
conversation, Johnny. We're in the fireplace basement
here where the haunted Edward lives.
What the hell am I looking at that's flashing over there like
a like a 1920s disco ball radio? What is this?
So this is a spirit box that I made called the Elmont.
It's named after what Edward called his property.
Do we lower a little the volume of it or is that as loud?
It's one. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, that's all. Right.
So LDL Mont. The Elmont.
And originally Edward called his entire property, this estate,
the estate that he owned up the road that's no longer there and
a couple of blocks going, you know, down towards downtown Port
Chester. It was all his property and he
called it the Elmont. So to piss Edward off, because
he's always pissing me off, I made a spirit box and I named
it. Are you a friend?
The Elmont. So it looks like something that
an old timey family would have sat around and listened to.
War of the World, yes. Now how did you made this?
I made this. How did you make this?
What are these lights and what's going on?
In SO. So basically it has it's it's
dual function. It runs off a Bluetooth speaker
with with an app and it also runs off a radio and a tone
generator. What app is it pulling it's?
Right now it's using Spiritus. OK, so it's a whole different,
there's a whole different spirit talker.
Yes, yes, a whole. Different app and it still works
for Edward. And it still works for Edward.
So these ghosts come through here no matter what.
No matter what I use, it doesn't make a difference.
So all right, no matter what I use, it does not make a
difference. They will.
They will come through. Well, I'm hoping we're down here
today because I'm hoping we. I want Edward.
I don't care about Edward anymore.
I want to know why Edward cares so much about you.
Yes. So what?
Let's try to get him, and let's see why he picks on you so much.
Well, one of the one I just heard get out of here 111 of the
things I think is that he was a very materialistic person when
he was alive. He was a big money player.
He was all about his property. He was all about his wealth and
the fact that this at one point was his home and now there's
people living in it. And on top of that, I walk
around here like I like I own the place, I spirit and the
spirit just said, hey, John, hi. I heard that.
I think that's a big part of it. I think that's actually the
biggest part of it in particular.
Why did you do any of the tenants ever complain about
Edward or any spirits? They will complain about certain
things happening in their apartment, but they won't
complain about Edward specifically.
Edward, I want you. I want you to come on out, boy.
Edward. You can hear us.
We don't need to yell, right? Do we really need to yell your
name? You're here.
Yeah. Well, why?
Why do I say it? I say it like, kind of like,
what authority. Almost like, hey, you know,
yeah. OK, we're not going anywhere.
Speak to us, you know, and it's weird with Edward too, because
he he really doesn't like it when I make money.
That's like the main thing with him, you know, he just, he just,
he just doesn't like it. In this scenario, it's a little
different because we're not live.
There's no so who knows what he's going to say.
The most I can do to antagonize him, if you will, is maybe speak
about his wife and his children. You know, his children hated
him. Yeah.
You know, I can see why. Yeah.
Why do you?
Edward? What is it about Johnny?
Johnny's here. Tell me about Johnny.
Why do you pick on Johnny? Is he the man you never were?
I'm not sure. That sounds like him.
That sounds like the voice, Yeah.
You're not sure What is it about, John, that sounds like
you're talking backwards, Like if you're turning The Beatles
down backwards. Yeah.
Can we feel you? Is that what did you say?
Yeah, I can't feel you. Nor would I want her though.
Are you in love with John? This is going to start pissing
off. That's great.
Why are Why are you so obsessed with John?
Edward, why do you care so much about me?
We can hear you. What do you hear about him?
How do you see him? What happened?
We're trying to figure out about you, your side of this.
How do you see us? How do you hear us?
Is is John's magnetic field? Just create some sort of animal
magnetism for you that you need to be around him?
Do you like little boys? Have fun, Edward, why don't you
talk about the children you love?
Children. Is this where it all started on
a on a regular basis for you? Yeah, the streams.
Yeah, it was here. Was that strong?
Yeah, it was here. It was here.
It was It's warm. It's.
Warm. Yeah.
The, the main three spots that I would stream when I first
started was in here outside in the field and in the in the
abandoned side of the building. Fortunately, the abandoned side
is like, too dangerous to go in now.
Yeah. Like if we get pushed and we
fall and get sliced open, we're going to get an infection or
something. Like it's disgusting in there.
Oh, I see. Breathing wise, you can't
breathe in there. Anymore that seems safe.
Yeah, very safe. Very, very bad SO.
And when was how long were you doing it when you first heard
Edward? So when it was funny, when I
first heard Edward was before like it was when like these apps
first started coming out and they weren't that like highly
involved. And I noticed that it was all
the same voice. There was it wasn't there was no
dynamic settings, no random settings, nothing.
It was all just one monotone voice.
And he would come through and I noticed that like, wait a
minute, like the spirit keeps saying the same thing over and
over. And he would even say my name is
Edward. It would be a female voice,
though, because there was only one voice that it could use and
very limited, very limited. And but then I realized it was
the same spirit coming through. He would talk about sacrifices,
children, people giving me gifts, you know, things like
that. And I was like, oh, this is the
same spirit going on and on and on.
Edward, I flew all the way out here to come to a place that I
don't want to be in with ghosts, to hear why you are obsessed
with my nephew. You know I'm his uncle.
You said it a couple weeks ago. Are there any other spirits in
here that know why Edward is obsessed?
You do? No, we're not leaving.
I'd like to know why Edward is obsessed with me.
I should know that, he said. You should know that.
Maybe like do you think ghosts can see through clothes?
Maybe he likes the way you look naked.
Maybe it's a possibility you like.
Compare yourself to me and your inadequacies.
Do you like naked boys? Later this evening.
Well, I bet. Later this evening, it's
business time, yeah. Oh shit, here on pedophile
ghosts. How would you catch this
predator? I don't know how would you catch
this. Predator.
How do you catch this predator? I know it's like pushing, yeah.
I mean I'm pushing on the sexuality buttons to see if it
sets him off. Talk about his wife.
Was his wife a pig? No, his wife would hit on me
sometimes. Oh, really?
Yeah. She'd come through and hit on me
and then I'd use that against Edward.
Edward, does your wife like bears?
It's I feel like your wife must have been a bit were you like a
frail man and This is why your wife wants a Big Bear.
A real man. Big Bear of a man It is big boy
season. This is when girls cuddle up on
a Big Bear and stay warm in the winter time.
True body warmth. Making noise.
Wants to make a noise. How about you making noise?
Why don't you go fix that elevator for me so I don't have
to listen to clink and clank? Dude.
Tuned I just heard another spirit say Eddie how many
spirits are in here right now? 6 sound like 6 sound.
Like 6 to me too. And out of the six spirits, how
many of them know Edward personally?
Or spiritually, yeah. Come closer.
How much closer can I get? Just said something.
Just said something just came through and said nasty ass
spirits. Is Edward making you miserable?
Sure. Hey John, another one came
through. Guys, this is your forum.
This is your chance to be heard. We want to know why you are in
love with John. Why are you attracted to him?
What is it? Is John a medium not?
Not. Not what?
Spirits, do you like my energy? Killed, killed.
It reminds me a lot of Poltergeist too.
And they were going after the girl because they got a taste of
her little energy, like her energy, and they wanted to get
her again. Remember that stupid shitty
sequel? But it was like, Yep, Yep, they
were after again. They sucked at the old man who
was the preacher, The preacher clapping, Yep.
And they grabbed her again. That movie had great visuals but
horrible plot. Yeah, like that's the one with
the worm, right? He drinks the tequila worm and
the thing comes out, dude. And then the thing with the
tree. That's all Part 2.
Part 2 Yeah, but he was a creepy old.
Man, Yep. He was like the Jonestown guy.
He killed us all his followers, and then he was like a giant
worm beast that. Yes.
Ether, Spear and the whole family went in this time to get
her out. Get her out.
Yep, Yep. Is that what John is to you?
Is he like the the energy of a young girl?
Does he have virgin energy? BVEP.
PE. That sounded like not a virgin.
Cute, silly, cute. You sound, like you said, cute.
He's cute, he is very handsome. He's got mad Rizz.
I got that spiritual Rizzio. He does have that spiritual
rizz, the gift of gab, as they say.
Even the ferryman lets me go for free.
Spirits, can you sense my my energy?
Johnny, hand me that box right there.
That's that I put next to the radio.
I'm going to pull it up and tell them what it is.
Guys, do you know what this is? Is anybody are you guys smart or
do I have to explain it? Probably have to explain to them
it's. Technology.
This is what's called the degaussing wand, and what it
does is it demagnetizes anything that is magnetized and you plug
it in and you wave it around something and it pretty much
flattens it if it if it has any magnetic energy.
In a sense, this can kill you. Oh shit, something just said.
Oh shit, that's funny. So I have the ability here if I
plug this in and push this button on the side and for
anybody I'm holding this, it's a green degaussing lot.
I bought it on Amazon for like 16 bucks it's pretty cheap, but
whatever it says it should work. It should certainly work on
ghosts yeah. I want some answers or I'm going
to start killing ghosts up in this bitch.
We're. Going to start flatlining.
Flatlining ghosts. I'm holding the plug.
I'm holding the stick. We want a name.
We want the strongest one amongst you.
I just heard Robert and Robert, if you're here, how old are you?
Robert, I'm going to degauss that ass.
Robert, how old are you? Play the same play if we if we
had if we had but. Just said something about us not
being nice, no? No, we're not being nice now.
We're playing hard. I'm being bad cop.
I don't like ghosts. And this is how I cannot be
afraid. Spirits, that looks like a green
dildo. It's a that has the ability to
kill you. They call it a degausser.
I'm going to call it a Deghoster.
Analese help us. That was like help us, right?
Edward, I want to try it on you. Is that a?
Plug right there, Johnny. I can plug it in right there.
Yes you can. Yes you can.
Right there on the screen. Guys, I'm going to plug this
into the wall right now. Do you see me doing it?
Do you see me getting up? I'm going to push this button,
John. Push it.
I'm going to push it. Push it.
John, I'm going to push this button.
He's going to push this button I'm.
Pushing this button. He's pushing it.
I don't know if it's on. Click now now.
I'm waving. I'm waving it.
I'm holding the button and waving it.
I'm walking around this basement with a cheap ass magnet trying
to kill ghosts. No, you're not I.
Just did it. Wow, Spirit straight up just
said no you're not. I wish they could see you waving
this thing around right now like Harry Potter.
I'm going to bring this quote. Where?
Where do you think they're standard?
Oh, that's a great question that I don't know this evening.
What? What did he say?
He said later this evening. Keep saying later this evening.
Later this evening, what are you going to do?
Oh oh. Is it going off I.
Feel vibrating right here? You really?
Yeah, right here. When I touch this, it vibrates.
Wait a minute, hold on so that when you know that's working,
when it starts to vibrate. Right here, it's vibrating.
That's weird, because that's concrete.
What's? Going to be a rebar in it.
Yeah, but I mean. Came unplugged, but it was.
Vibrating right there. That's wild.
There's another plug over there I'm going to go do.
This. Yeah, yeah.
Do it over here. Let's plug it in again, boys.
But let's see. Let's see if we can get it.
Did he just say this is war? Is it vibrating again over
there? Yeah.
It vibrates against here. All right, so that we could
debunk that that's probably it goes off which makes sense I'm.
Probably ruining everybody's cable in your entire yeah.
It's all right. Let me.
Grab my mic. I cannot stress how ridiculous
this is and how ridiculous I look.
All right? So I'm just going to wave it in
the air, like I just don't care because we don't know where the
ghost is. But if there's a ghost, did I
kill any ghosts? How many ghosts are there now?
Ghosts, how many of you are there now?
Yeah, it's funny. I I literally just heard killing
us. No, you didn't.
I should not. I'm not you.
If you go back and you listen to this, you'll hear it, it said.
Killing us. Am I killed?
Does it hurt? Are there any spirits that are
in pain right now? Does this make you feel weak?
I'm the ghost, I'm the gousting you.
You're getting the goust. Don't touch my nether regions.
Did they just say I'm just going to keep you away from there and
from any anal probing? Oh yeah, you don't want them
going up the booty hole. Better safe than sorry.
That's consensual right there it.
Might be some sort of electrical there, right?
Oh, it's warm, is it? Yeah.
This might be it might be warm because it's cheapest.
Is it? Take a look at that.
Threaten them. You're going to keep that here
because we're going to threaten them again with that.
OK? How many go?
How many ghosts are there now? How many ghosts are here?
Wow, this is definitely something you do not want to
leave on for a long time. That got hot.
Feel it right? Yeah.
Wow. Now, did any spirits feel
anything? Because I don't think that'd be
powerful enough to really do anything.
However, theoretically, if it if it could take out a spirit, it
would definitely bother them. I would like to think so.
So that's what we need to ask, were there any spirits who were
bothered in the past two minutes?
Dave. Just heard no.
So none of the spirits whatsoever were bothered by the
device that Gary held in his hand?
I just heard something about the podcast.
Do you see? Do you just see?
What do you see? Do you see us or do you see
energy? I see you.
That said, I see you right.
Straight up, it said I see you, I see you.
You get multiple answers, multiple spirits are responding
the same. Russian.
But why? Why John?
That sound like he listens to me.
Yeah, that's what it sounded like.
But why do you why do you think he listens?
How do you know he listens? Is John a medium?
And she has some really good responses out of this.
Do you think John's a medium? Spirits, do you think I have a
special ability to speak to you? I'd like a nice clear answer.
Nice, loud and clear. There's a lot.
There's a lot of them coming through.
Why do you like this basement so much?
I just heard portal. Say something about feeling
something. Breezed.
Why? What where there's a portal to
this basement? Some some dimensional portal.
Spirits, is there a portal here? And if there is a portal, what
do you call it? Dude, what did you just fart?
No. What is the name of the portal
that's here? Whoever tell you about the the
gay spirit at the cemetery? Really.
Gay Spirit. His name was David.
He. Straight up hit on me.
He he would just be like, oh, I find you attractive.
Thank you for coming to visit me.
You know, are you single? You know, we can't, you know, we
can't talk about this in public, things like that.
And I'd be like, you're David. I'd be like, it's 20/23.
It was 20. Yeah, 2023 at the time.
But like, it's 2023, bro. Let it out.
I think it'll be the one to tell you you can't be gay, right?
I'll be like, yo, you hit on me all you want, you're not
offending me. As long as you don't touch my
balls, we're good. You know, straight up, that's
exactly I don't think. It's I don't think it's gay if a
ghost touched your balls. No, it's not.
I don't know. I don't know.
It's a Gray area. It's Gray.
You know, like is there, I don't know, is there a sex associated
to a ghost? You would think they would lose
it. Well, at least they'll lose.
They lose the physical aspect of it.
I. Don't know if it's good to get a
handy from a ghost. Edward, tell me about this
secret club I keep hearing so much about.
I came out here to hear some some real shit.
Edward, talk about your people and the children.
Don't be shy about it. And Luke and John, why is John
your go to? All right, Don't I heard get
out. Your club sucks, you molest
children. Your wife was a whore.
Yes, your family hated you. I'm listening.
And your daddy hated you. How does that make you feel?
Eddie boy? Cupcake.
Mr. Micro. Have you ever tried, have you
ever called someone out here to have like an exorcism?
Wait, what happened? Have you ever gone to an
exorcism or discussed that with anyone?
Oh. My God like.
A legit exorcism. Like a legit exorcism.
I've seen one. I've seen one done to a place
and it was interesting because literally the following week
everything just came right back. So.
I wonder what qualifies you should look at what qualifies
for them. A priest to come out and perform
an exorcism? I can't imagine you could just
call them and say hey. No, no, they would want to wait
it. Well it depends on what church
you go through too. Like the the the Catholic Church
are the hardest to get an actually somebody to come out
and do an exorcism. What's the what's the what's the
cheapest church for exorcisms? Probably one of those like.
Voodoo or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
Or like one of those churches that are just starting out and
they're starving for, you know, parishioners and all that.
You probably get get one, you know be like hey I have this
issue. Some low rent religion, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they exist. Where they just come out and
burn sage that they bought it, You know, that's food emporium.
That's more of like New Age and burning sage is the worst thing
you can do ever because the actual Native American purpose
for burning sage was to invite energy, not expelled.
But I thought it was good energy.
Well regardless, you're still inviting energy, and if you get
an entity that doesn't give a fuck what kind of energy you're
giving it, you know it'll just kill you with a smile on its
face. What do you guys think about
Sage? I'm sure he burns a lot of weed
down here, but how much sage? I'm scared of what?
The weed of the sage. Here's what I think, guys.
I think Johnny is a medium and I think you're obsessed with him
and I think you are. Touchy, touchy.
And I think you are. You're using him to get through
for some reason. Why do you and all your friends
want him to use him to get through?
There's a lot of people in this building.
Why do you use John? Well, I just heard I don't use
John. That female straight up said I
don't use John. Who do you use?
This was funny man. You get a lot of people talking
over each other. A lot.
And that does that, you know, you go to other spots that
doesn't happen like that. Like you can go to other spots
where they're just quieter. They just said something about
me smoking. Weed, they just said something.
About smoking weed with him, Not yet.
Later tonight, Edward, I have one question for you.
One question, if I brought you a small child, what would you do
with it? If you're new to splintered
spirits, John thinks that this particular ghost, Edward, was a
cult leader, a murderer, and a sacrificer of children.
Wow, you shouldn't leave it. Leave.
Leave it alone with him, is what that female said.
Bedroom. Bedroom, of course.
And what's your what's your favorite flavor?
Vanilla, chocolate or caramel in a child.
Laughing. Oh yeah, you find it funny.
How did you sacrifice the children?
Who's the girl here? What's your name?
Hey here. Coming through Sean, right?
Yeah, that's boys. He likes boys.
Wow, That's that's crazy. Is that Epstein with you?
Epstein with you. Making noise.
I'm making noise. That elevator isn't noisy enough
for you. I'd like the name of the female
spirit that's speaking. Like with authority, like by the
power of grey skull or something that sort of makes it feel like
shows them that you can pull in the juice from a medium.
Like really concentrate on going to the other dimension.
I don't even know how I'd do that, so just like.
I don't know. Roll your eyes back in your
head, go into a trance, switch your canal.
Yeah. Yeah, Undertaker.
Put a put a strap. Put a belt around your neck,
baby. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, me. Go get my cockpies, you know?
All right, hold on. I'll say what's up.
Authority. I would like to speak to the
female spirit that is coming through.
Get on with. It.
What is your name move? It back.
What is your name? James James, I'd like to.
Speak to the female. When do you ever tell in all the
people, in all the spirits you've spoken to, is there ever
a distinction in terms of time, location, manner that you get
response faster, less than like what?
Is there any tells in a spirit that makes, you know, like I'm
going to get yes. Some.
Action. It's it's, it's the, I call it
like the two or three question response.
So for example, spirit, what's your name?
They give me their name. Spirit, how old were you?
They give me an H and then after that, then I have a high chance
of knowing that that spirit is going to continue the
conversation. And Howard, How they died, they
tell me. How they lived, they'll tell me.
Have you tracked how you're feeling on those days when you
make those connections or you noticed?
Yeah, I'm in a great mood. I'm in the mood to do it and
speak to spirits and, you know, be out there and be.
Is there anything different about your routine?
You should start keeping a journal of your routine.
Of how I am, yeah. And.
Yeah, like everything. Like here's what I ate today.
Well, I'll tell you what. I took a bowel movement yo.
Getting no getting into all that.
You talk about food after I eat, I'm always sluggish and I'm
always more like not, you know? Not involved.
Not involved, like we just ate, right.
We just went out to dinner and like, you know, I'm I'm here,
I'm cool, I'm an interactive. But like, if we didn't eat and I
didn't, you know, I'd be more. Hangry.
Not angry like 'cause I, 'cause I I'm going to eat if I'm
hungry, sure. But like, no, like it's just not
as sluggish. And you think so?
There's something about you being sluggish that might pull
back from the connectivity. Distracted.
So distracted. Sluggishness and emotion.
You ever meditate? Yeah.
Like transcendence? Yeah, whatever.
It's called meditation. Why?
Well, I actually originally did it to see if I can increase the
energy within myself. So going back to the old
magnetic field thing, basically using the blood platelets in
your, your, the negative positive charge, your blood
platelets to increase the energy.
And like, it's like the whole, it's funny because like, you
know, like things like Dragon Ball and and another like things
that focus energy and whatnot, you know, do it to great
exacerbated examples. But the reality is if you sit
there and you concentrate and you try to put some sort of
force in between your hands, you can do it to where it feels
almost like it's, you know, like pulsing.
Well, that's. Yeah, have you ever, have you
ever done a session after a meditation?
No, it's usually. It's usually.
What up, homeboy? It's usually afterwards and I'll
tell you this, if I'm not rushed, like let's say like I'm
rushing to do a session, you know, like alive.
If I'm rushed, I am like not in the mental state I should be to
be doing this. But if I'm relaxed where, you
know, I got to relax a little bit, you know, do everything I
had to do, I was able to sit down and just chill.
No, I don't want to fight spirit.
No, thank you. Do you?
You come across as like every superhero origin story, but by
the end of the movie you have learned how to hone your craft.
Remember The Incredibles and she couldn't do the Shields around
the family? That's you.
You're like that. And then all of a sudden when
pretty. Hot.
That was the daughter weirdo. Oh, I thought it was the mother.
No, no, no, no. Like she was.
She put the invisible shield around her.
So I was just thinking of the Mother's Day.
It's a stereo, it's a stereotypical, it's a trope,
it's a superhero trope. You know, where this idea of
they haven't reached their full potential as a hero until this
certain point, and then all of a sudden they reach it.
Kaboom. Maybe that's the kind of medium
you are where you've just been dicking around.
On the surface, you're having some fun, but you've never
really done, I heard sacrifice. You haven't really done.
I got to work this muscle out where I need to get in the
heads, the empty headspace, then do it, and then strengthen it to
the point where I'm not sluggish, I'm in the mood, I'm
in the zone. I'm open, the mind's open, the
energy's flowing. Let's do it.
I sucked out a battery and now I'm ready.
I. Sucked out a battery.
I don't know. I mean, I think we got to try.
It maybe, yeah, I could try it. I think you got to try it what
you know. Just try it before your next
session. Let me know when that is your
next live. We got more other spirits
responding than we do Edward, which is pretty interesting.
I. Can tell you honestly, I feel
nothing in here. Whereas Kathy felt she was
worried about it being cold and then like the ceiling was
falling in on her. And you're like this jello thing
with the thing, the vibe I don't have, that I don't have.
That you don't feel anything you don't feel.
Do you want to play? Play what?
Jacqueline. Said Jacqueline.
Who's Jacqueline? How many female spirits are here
right now that can hear the sound of my voice say something
about sisters? Turn to make out.
Inaudible usually produces audio pareidolia, where you think you
hear something but it's not really, it's just the sounds of
it. That was a big $0.25 word.
I'm gonna have to look that up. I don't know what that is.
Yeah, a lot of people would you pareidolia.
So there's there's the main pareidolia is mainly visual, but
I've kind of tweaked it a bit. And I also say there's audio
pareidolia. So paranoia in itself is just
simply you looking up at the clouds.
A cloud goes by, it looks like a Bunny to you.
It looks like a dinosaur to somebody else.
I see OK like a Rorschach. Yes, it's your brain taking
patterns and making images out of.
It what happened to me? So those images really aren't
there. You know, it's the same thing
with audio paranoia. Your brain is taking the
syllables and sound. It's hearing and creating words,
but the words really aren't there.
Got you. So if you couldn't understand
it, that's why I asked you. You know, there's a double check
for me. Oh, you couldn't understand it?
Well then, guess what? He is 100% correct.
No, This thing's pretty interesting though, right?
Yes. Spirits, What do you think about
the the Elmont? Why?
I'm just curious if you like it or not.
Why is he here? I'm here to get some answers.
Yes, yes, yelling. Yes.
Spirits, can you say hello to him?
Nexus will be mine. That said, Nexus will be.
Mine. That's the portal.
As clearly as as clear. What a weird thing to say.
That's the next. That's the that's.
Nexus will be mine, yeah. So another spirit must have said
something about the Nexus to him.
We couldn't hear it because he wasn't talking to us.
That is such a weird specific story and thing that comes up.
Yeah. Do you ever hear any other
spirits than the word Nexus in other locations?
No, no, that's what I'm saying. In other locations when you're
in cemeteries. No, no, In this location you
hear this story. Except, except actually except
that they will sometimes refer to me as the Nexus Keeper.
In other locations. Locations, well, they'll be
like, we can sense this on you. You must be the keeper.
You got the stank of the Nexus on you, yeah?
Basically I got the stank. You got Nexus stank.
Yeah, I got the Nexus stank, which I can't stand because I
could give two shits about the Nexus.
Leave, leave, then leave. Like at the end of the day I
really could care less about it. Like I I don't want any anybody
that has ever entered any connection to that Nexus ends up
in the worst dire strace ever. I refuse to be like Edward.
Do you think it's like Zul? You know, like the gatekeeper?
There is no Dana, only Zul. Yeah, I am the key master and
the gatekeeper. And if you're the gatekeeper to
the Nexus, you know what that means?
That means the key master's gonna come in one day and, well,
you guys are gonna have to bang it out and open the.
Door open the portal. Well, you know what's funny?
It sometimes it says and it speaks about a key.
Sometimes it'll say Nexus is the key and things like that.
Is Johnny the gatekeeper or the key master?
Guys, I'm a professional. I've seen Ghostbusters like 100
times, so I know what I'm doing. Is Johnny the gatekeeper or the
key master? I said no go.
Ahead, you asked your friends, is what that just said.
Spirits, tell us about the Nexus Portal.
Why is John the keeper of the Nexus?
I'm. Trying.
Usually when we ask that question, we get things like
protection, protector, things like that.
It's a responsibility. I want absolutely nothing to do
it. Sounds a little nerdy.
I definitely didn't ask for it either.
Is Johnny the gatekeeper of the Nexus?
Asking where it is. Where's the Nexus?
Wow, I just heard John will help us.
Where's the Nexus? I'm waiting for it to freak me
out by all of a sudden you hear 6 voices or harmony just to
answer one word all at the same time if that happens.
Which does happen, dude. I would get up like I got chills
even thinking about if that happens, packing all my shit and
I'm out of this room. I got a really clean if they if
you just sort of like yes and all all the dynamics.
I've got a really cool video out in the fields of me asking
questions, and then all of a sudden, like, literally the
spirit box just goes quiet. And then they all answer at the
same time with a phrase, too. It wasn't like one word.
It was like it sounded like 30 people speaking at once.
Yeah, yeah. And I don't like.
Let me see if I can find. This.
I don't like that at all. The video is wild.
Send that to me if you have find it too, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah, the video is wild.
Where's the Nexus and why is Johnny so important for it?
Frightened. I'm a little frightened.
Does Johnny need to spill his own blood so the portal opens?
Oh, they love that. Can Johnny open the Nexus
portal? Guys, come on, it's a simple
question. Don't come in.
Spirits, I'm getting a little tired.
I'm going to wrap this up for today.
I want you to think about your homework for tonight, spirits,
is to figure out why you're so into and obsessed with John.
I want to know why John is your chosen one to be your Nexus
gatekeeper and your conduit into this world in 1000 words or
less. Do any of the spirits in here
want to say goodbye to Gary? What say you spirits?
Who wishes to speak and be
heard? Do you wish to be heard?
Speak now, forever hold your peace in the afterlife.
Please stop. Well, you don't like that voice?
Please, in the name of Jesus Christ, just Savior.
Spirits, how do you feel about God?
How do you feel about magic babies?
Who would you say, Richard? You love me.
Who do you love? Hey guys, is Santa Claus real?
What do you believe more in Santa Claus or Magic Babies is?
That a spirit. It's more funny.
I'm trying to be funny. My nephew just left me in this
room alone with a ghost machine. It's true, he did.
Some of his buddies showed up and he had a split.
It's cool. We were wrapping it up anyway.
Did we make any new discoveries? Not really, but we did generate
more questions. Good meditation.
Harness whatever energy John Kerry's to help heighten spirit
communication. We'll have to try it. 10 magnets
break up magnetic energy from the spirits.
The cheap wand I had did not, but that doesn't mean it can't
work. And let me add this, the
question response from the spirits was incredible, the most
I've ever seen or experienced. Maybe the magnetic degaussing
wand agitated them to speak up more, Who knows.
The good news is we'll never run out of spirits.
We'll just keep documenting, having fun, and trying stuff out
until we get some answers. Thanks for listening to Splinter
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