Welcome to fucking Dandy land hosted by Rampage and Gemini.
What the fuck is up, everybody? Welcome back to Candyland.
Y'all, we have so much T to spill people are active.
I don't know. But people have audacity these
days and here we go. You have updates on life.
One of my favorite things that have happened recently was I'm
really shocked, but this lady commented on a post from two
years ago. Ago about me venting that, you
wouldn't go to like Starbucks and ask for something, for free,
or go to, t.j. Maxx or go to a hair, salon or
whatever. So, why are you asking spiritual
advisors for free work? And she literally was like,
well, I'm an RN and I would give anyone my free services and I'm
thinking like, Mitch it's life or death, that's life or death,
baby. Girl, but she's over here just
like saying all this and then everybody.
I commented on it and it was so funny.
I had somebody who reached out on my Tik-Tok in the comments
and was like I don't like that. You make witchy satire videos
because churches make fun of which is enough and like you
shouldn't make this kind of content, you should change your
content and I go to their page and they don't have any content,
they have like two pictures of Earth, two videos of themselves
and it's always like the weirdest angle and I'm like why
is it never heard the people who are doing the things that we do
that? Have comments on what we do.
It's only ever people who are fucking like, have the
personality of a Saltine cracker and are boring basic and Bland
thumbs up emoji. Okay.
Fuck. You know, I don't really know
I'm over it. I'm literally over it.
I think people are so annoying and I love people, but some
people are so freaking annoying sometimes.
And I think that they don't even realize that they have no
personality They don't have anything truly.
Going on, like, no. Hobbies that you see me
shuffling cards here like, oh, I'm going to shuffle cards.
No, but I was just looking at my human design deck and I was
like, whoo, I want you to start trying to have a card shuffle,
we going to show, you know, but I just pulled you a human design
part that I want to read you. It was card 22 so it's fitting
nice. It's 22.
The card is Grace. So the way that these cards work
is it tells you a gift and then it tells you the shadow to that
gift. And I say so, Yeah, bunnies.
This friend's name is Grace, the lady that I like Channel, and
for her that she's very emotionally connected to her.
Name's Grace, that's amazing. And the tutu's with that the
sign is Pisces, the gift is tenderness in the shadow, is
this honor. So, the gift of tenderness,
after you realize the immense power that you hold a portal
opens for you to be the deliverer of divine grace, you
understand the impact of your actions and everywhere you go.
You consider the feelings of the other and this way you are
exemplary and your acts of genuine and boundless.
Kindness your soul moves, you forward.
It is through your own emotional Voyage of the shadow, that you
fully comprehend. The magnitude of one's behaviors
inflicted upon the world. Everything is interconnected
even seemingly insignificant acts of tenderness and Care have
lasting Rippling effects within the large framework of
existence, and then the shadow is Are inherent within this
aspect is a subtle kind of self-abandonment.
You attempt to retreat from your expansive and multi-layered
emotional body when engulfed by Shadow.
You ignore repressor deny, the parts of your emotional
experience that do not fit within the neat and tidy box of
what you would like to present to the World.
On the other side of the spectrum within the shadow, you
might project unfurl the concentration of your unkempt.
Feelings onto somebody by means of disallowing your nature.
Our Humanity, you could dishonor your true self.
It is only through full acceptance of your emotion that
you may transcend Beyond this state.
And then I just wanted to show you the Beyond part in.
There is all like italicized spacedock, you rest.
Well, I was here trying to run me out right now with the first
part I was like, this is so beautiful and the second part I
was like, that's still beautiful, but okay.
I love it 22. Such a beautiful number.
You know what, also, 22 is the ascended masters and I feel like
I'm, like, just evolving into this ascended Master.
Like all this was the time gaining at our school.
I feel like I'm just like graduating and elevating.
And it just feels really nice right now, to be like, I don't
know seeing all the progress are, like, seeing all of the
growth and just like, four or five years.
It's pretty well, didn't I love it?
I like the you you and you just talked about.
I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast or if you and
I just talked about it, but we were talking about how my Saturn
returns about start or just started and then and then you're
like, oh well, like I finished up with mine and like I got
advice. And so I think that when you're
talking about that timeline, that's what made me the for,
whatever your made me think of that three-year with the Saturn
return I mean the Saturn return is a big deal in my opinion, I
am. Oh, big deal and it literally is
life-changing. I think that for so many
different reasons. It transforms you because it's
also like this rite of passage into like true adulthood which
is like your 30s, you know what I mean?
So it's just like one of those things that's like I don't know
how to explain it but it's been so rewarding and like I am
really grateful for Saturn because I feel like Saturn was
like me. Need to get your shit together.
Like we need a we need to start running a tight ship around
here. You know what I mean?
And I think that's important because I just says and then I
pulled you a card. Careful, they card you want it.
Give me tell you another fuck. Yeah, I want it.
If it's Army. It says, I am presence.
Light, body activation accessing the divine within.
And just because you read from the book, I'm going to read the
book. I've never even opened the book,
but this is called the gateway of light activation.
Or Uncle. And it was a gift from Amber.
So shout-out Amber for this beautiful deck.
So I'm going to read it to you and see this is, I haven't
really used it, I haven't really, I just got it and then I
had it. You know how it is.
I get you say amber? Yeah.
Okay. Because my husband has always
been like your energy colored to me is Amber and so that color
like a the color of your energy when you just said that I was
like oh, that's so cute. Real oven.
Oh, that song. Okay, it's on page 94.
It says that's my birth year by the way.
I know. I know.
So this a series of said, return thing is certain to.
Okay, here we are, here we go. The I am presence is frequently
mentioned in the ascended, Master teachings, shut the fuck
up. This is amazing.
I love you. I'm obsessed, okay?
It's the individualized presence of the Divine that rest within
us. All personally I see no
difference between the I am presence and what other people
call the inner teacher or the higher self.
It's the aspect of divinity that lies within us offering us,
great wisdom. It's the inner Buddha or Christ
consciousness. The part of our soul that has
never forgotten that it's connected to Divine love.
Even when our faith is challenged, there's a part of us
that knows there's something out or in there and it's always the
I am. This card is the Gateway that
allows you to reflect upon the fact that this incredible
infinite Divine being is within, you always aligned with love and
offering wisdom for a long time. I am has been dormant and we
have been encouraged to believe, we are insignificant and
Powerless, but the more that we connect with the Divine, the
more that we realize that it's resting gently within us.
We are the Divine expressing itself, we are the faucet of
God, Particle, having an individual experience, but we
are part of the whole connection.
Correct. Place your hands on your heart
and belly and say I call forth from the core of my being the
mighty, I am presence, great Universal Kosmos, star being
star power, thank you for standing at the Forefront of my
heart and mine. Thank you for leading the way
with your Divine intelligence and then it says your message.
You are experiencing a great shift, which is helping you
understand yourself in ways that were no shit.
This goes on a second page, a third page.
Let's do it in ways that were previously impossible.
This is an exciting time. You are connecting with the
highest form of intelligence within you.
The body of Light Within You is growing brighter and you are
becoming aware of how your actions and choices affect the
unfolding of your future. The bright light you are
expressing itself is unapologetically.
That's that's cute. That's hella cute.
I want to keep pulling cards now that we're pulling cards.
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay, okay.
But I don't want to leave the book with so long.
I that's how I never read that but it's pretty, it's poetic.
I got this, I haven't used these on you.
I got this cannabis Oracle deck nice and it's got all of like
this Earth Energy and you're about to be going on a trip like
where you're about to be hiking and connecting so I feel like
it's a hella good time for an earth message.
I think there's also an ascended masters card in here.
It's coming out. Look how fit my arms are about
to be up your boyfriend. You got a voicemail from two
feet up your fucking boyfriend. She says, okay, I got you.
Got the, you got Bliss for trust.
Uh-huh. It is card number 102 coming
through with the twos again. Hmm, okay, Bliss is described as
a complete state of happiness or joy and comes from the English
word. Blythe to find your bliss, we
eliminate patterns habits and thoughts that take joy away from
our daily lives and replace them with things.
We actually like are you doing things that you don't actually
want to or excuse me? Are you doing things that you
don't actually want? Or like to do because you feel
an obligation to something or someone finding your bliss is
about bringing in your potential and authenticity to a peak and
getting lost in it. A bright yellow Veil lifts to
the tips of this card. As you come out of the balance
card, you are trusting the non material world as you follow a
blissful Breeze. Although this card seems
minimal, it is powerful in the aspects, you don't see you must
be willing to let the universe support you.
We see a platinum light in this card and minor Exam for the root
chakra. Is this card is used in the
chakra spread in this book. This is the card of trust.
You must trust that the answers you're seeking are being given
and when this happens your entire soul, group of helpers
appears through the veil to assist.
You, you say, soul group, all time, you could work with
orbicular Jasper and a new thought pattern would be my life
flows forward with ease and I act with Integrity.
Hmm, here is she Sheesh. Okay, look.
You know something I got the coolest deck ever.
And it's a secret because they're called postcards from
Spirit. And so what I've been doing in
all of my readings to kind of Channel.
Some mediumship is, I've been letting all of my clients, pick
a spirit or a person that they want to connect with with a
postcard. And they're so cute for everyone
who's watching their in this cute freaking box.
Hmm, and I just got shells as soon as you started talking
about it. They're so cute and like they've
been really popping. Also I just want to brag on a
couple of my mentees so there was this girl I won't name jog
but she joined the patreon and was getting really involved.
So then she recommended her friend from like work or
something to join in. After really, she recommend her
to get a reading so the girl got a reading Then she joined
patreon, right? Right.
Got one of the last spots before it sold out which was great.
It was beautiful. Well, then Shortly thereafter.
I did the monthly reading for her friend and did her monthly
reading as well. Tell me why, if the peacock card
didn't come out and both of their readings, then they later
wrote me earlier today. And said we both got the same
letter from heaven. And they were tripping because,
like, this next big and they both got the same letter for
having. I've been pulling to from
everyone for everyone, like one from a spirit and like one Your
higher self, but I'm only going to pull you one from your higher
self, but it's been dope. It's been really cool.
It's been boiled. Are you putting on this Shawn
bright oil by Big A Center baby? My friend came and visited and
she brought me this big-ass jar is huge.
It's its attraction oil and it's like my fucking favorite.
I told her I wanted a gallon. It's not a gallon but it's
close. Smells so good.
Yeah, it smells really good. There's any stopping it, stop
it, stop it. Okay.
So These Postcards From Heaven are really sentimental.
I think everyone is crowd. Are you ready for your higher
self postcard from heaven? I'm ready, you are.
Yeah, you sure. Yeah, give it to me.
I got to get some water. I gotta get refreshed raw,
doggin these Spirit messages out here.
You know what, what's crazy right now?
Is that so much is happening. We have the full moon circle
coming up on Row six. If you haven't heard the full
moons are going to be a monthly thing.
Literally we're trying to get it as close to the full moon if not
on the full moon every month. So it's going to be flexible.
It'll never be on the same day. It'll never be some fixed day.
So if you don't get to make it one time, you'll get to make it
another time and the next one is on Thursday, April 6th.
It is the full moon and is the first full moon of spring and
it's going to get really popping.
So definitely tap in with that and do.
Don't don't be shy. If you've never been in a
community Circle or been live on Zoom or whatever, it's really
chill and if you want to keep your camera off and just listen
like that's cool too. There was plenty of people that
didn't come on camera but we had literally 29 people, which I
think is just amazing. So shout out everyone who came
to the first Circle. It's really going to be getting
better and better every single month.
I know a lot of people Got to experience a burning bowl and
dance circle and a moon circle in general for the first time.
And I think that's really cool. I think maybe this next time
we'll do a cord cutting I've got a bunch of black candles and so
like we could do like set of collective attention.
That is fucking wild that you just said that because I was
like oh spring we should totally do a cord cutting at the foam
you should get out of my fucking head.
I can't with you, you Center Master literally was Telling
someone that I really wanted to be able t with avocado and then
out of nowhere Jim and I texted me yesterday and she's like I
really want to be able t with avocado and some chips and I'm
like okay I'm like why do you know that she's like what do you
mean? And I'm like why do you know
that she didn't understand and that's enter the screenshot of
what I had said like hours before you wrote me that it was
just like that's what I was thinking about on sourdough
bread and that was like just so so Pacific sourdoughs.
My favorite bread of all time. Favorite read of all the time.
This be okay. So I'm gonna pull this card, I
believe in Shuffle and I'm because I haven't seen all of
these. I have like a taboo and I get a
new deck, I refuse to look at all the cards.
So sometimes like a new card will come out.
And I've had a deck for like six months and I'm never seen.
I do that. I'm so taboo with it.
I feel like I can't. Look at it.
So I'm trying to get a different card.
All right. I got one.
On the front, it's a postcard. It says you are Divine Beauty
and it says two cents from Heaven dearest you we are a
chatty Bunch over here. Always talking about how to
support you and your life's journey.
We communicate to you through the language of oracle's Dreams,
signs, metaphors and Omens in your life on Earth.
However, Clarity in your communication is essential to
being understood, you don't speak in symbols and if you did
you would definitely confuse things.
Right now. You're facing a situation in
which you're being asked to have integrity.
Be clear and learn how to ask for your needs to be met.
The first step is to admit out loud that you have meets.
The second is To ask out loud for them to be met and the third
is to allow the other person organization or even us to
answer you. When you follow these steps, you
can most definitely expect an answer in your favor
affirmative. We say loving you so very much
and I have not seen this card. That sounds beautiful maybe, but
I literally love them so much. I want to pull one for our
audience. Every time I'm doing that to so
good. Stop copying me.
No I'm good. I'm good.
Stop trying to be like medium now because the people in the
audience think that were beefing low key people in the audience,
I did. I get asked all the time.
Like our has, it does it bother you?
Do you get this page get bothered by you.
Like what? The fuck is so funny.
Okay, we don't compete with each.
Each other. All right the card for the
collective is this one? It says you are loved on the
front and it says dearest you. We here on the other side have
one important thing to declare love is the answer to literally
everything. We don't necessarily mean
romantic or erotic. Love.
Although they are wonderful, but something above and beyond that
everything alive in the world. Old was first created by love.
Spirit, sends love to animate life, and birth it into
existence. Love is without conditions and
it is based in reverence and a Fierce, and joyful respect for
life. Love thrives when you focus on
it and we want you to turn away from everything that causes it
to Wayne Love is when you no longer see yourself as other
separate from um better or less Etc.
When you act as love, you give permission to the world to
thrive and grow as it will. Can you let go of what is not
love and ask what would love do? Love is waiting for you, always
and forever. We just adore you over here.
I love that so much. I never saw that card either.
I pulled up from the pure magic Oracle deck.
I got the card as a fire card. It's card number 20 and it's
snakeskin. It's for information, Secrets
body language and senses. The snake is the animal most
associated with Earth's wisdom as in its natural state.
Its entire body is in constant connection with Earth, many
ancient Traditions, believe that snakes could transmit Earth
secrets and knowledge. The people should they choose
the ancient Romans considered snakes to be particular allies
of human women, healing and empowering them and encouraging
Proper function of both body and psychic aptitude, because the
snake periodically sheds, its skin.
It is associated with rebirth and Rejuvenation.
Go none that Springtime with that Rejuvenation energy, the
power of snakes is particularly multifaceted.
They are believed to be the official represent, Tory, and
guardians of Earth secrets. In addition to Magic lessons
snakes can assist you with all matters, regarding health,
fertility, knowledge, and wealth snake.
Can also be approached as a research tool and resource
whenever you need to learn something there.
The animal equivalent of a white candle.
If you don't know which animal to address, you can always
approach the snakes snakes have an independent presence.
Ultimately, their loyalty is to Earth not to humans.
A snake is never tame. Even though it may live among
us, they rarely volunteer their wisdom.
Unlike raised Ravens which on occasion, demonstrate a
protective and parental aptitude towards It's humans.
If you need information from snakes assume that you will have
to initiate contact shed. Snake skins like Crow feathers
are believed to be powerful and precious magical implements.
The catch is that they must be given freely.
If you find one, consider it a gift, even an acknowledgement
that you've mastered, a level of magical knowledge and skill.
You are wrapped in the conditions of society and the
snake approaches for you to question which of these
conditions no longer You are you tame among the crowd or are you
comfortable to stand outside? The pack approach?
New Ventures was steady confidence and be ready to
strike. Your creative power at the right
opportunity. Show your love and care with
courage and the snakes will reward your boldness with
Fortune. Now is not the time to worry
about what you hear body language reveals more about how
truly we care for one. Another Than Words ever could
the language of love is not just in the words, but in kindness
shown with action, He's really getting.
It's really getting sentimental over here.
I know I love it but the collective actually have one
more postcard. It's for me and you, hey, you
need together. You ready?
Yep, says dearest you we need you to know that you can change
things miraculously for you and everyone and make things, right?
It's never too late. Forgiveness is about releasing
yourself from the burden of an old Story one in which you were
a victim of someone else's actions or your own.
You don't need to carry this around.
You can set yourself free even advocating for good because of
this. Experience requires your
forgiveness to be effective forgiveness is never about
condoning things that were done. It's about letting yourself off
the hook from carrying the burden resentment and hurt or
like viruses that spread to other others.
And this is the opposite of what you really desire, right?
Imagine what your life would be, like, without the burdens that
you carry. When you do not forgive, you can
do it. Everyone over here, believes in
you and adores you. I feel like that's all the
people that little haters. We were talking about earlier
about openness and being weird as hell towards us.
For no reason for like literally we haven't done anything to that
person or anything at all. And as feel like Spirit saying
that shit's going to happen you just got you can't be holding no
grudge. I'm pulling cards from your deck
for us The universe speaks in code.
But are you listening right? When you were debunking the
fucking code 333? You're already doing it.
We are doing it and that 3330. And then we got 111, New
Beginnings are here and though I can't wait because we're about
to get it poppin. It sounds like I'm literally
buying my ticket in two days to come.
See you, are you excited? Yes, I am excited.
It'll be while you're while you're out of town or whatever
so you'll have to answer my texts.
You have to pause your height. I'm like, dude, all the numbers
now we got 10, 10, close out, the old Cycles in karmic,
completion. And then he, you can't tell
everyone, everything saved, some things just for you.
We got the baby cards just literally I just think that I
didn't Shuffle. It just I just picked it up and
somebody's getting pregnant. That's listening ain't me it's
y'all. It definitely isn't me.
Are you sure if it's mine it's going living with you.
Someone told me today that they were adopting a baby.
Good for them. It's not having over here.
Because I love that. I think it.
I don't know, I think it's great that people adopt There are a
lot of kids that need homes and get stuck in the system.
Yeah, this is seems crazy for kids.
So I do feel for those children. For sure.
We're going to pull a couple cars for the audience and we're
going to wrap up this episode because yeah, so that's because
I gotta eat nachos. We got join in, that means it's
time for you to get up off your booty and go do something for
your higher self. Join the moon, ceremony is
dietary and body. He changes, so maybe you're
going to the detox. You can't beat now everyday.
That's not good. If you do eat out, eat something
good. It says you are stronger than,
you know, I feel like I've seen your strength right now because
when we're seeing all of our obstacles or we're seeing all
the things that are holding us back the entire time, it's
really limiting and it really decreases.
Your productivity, your motivation, your energy level.
When you're dwelling on shit, that really, you can't change
right now, we've got grief work in.
Sentimental feelings. So yeah, you're going to have to
work through things that you haven't worked through in the
past things that you have not been acknowledging.
And then we have realizations and epiphanies, but you're going
to have breakthroughs when it comes to those situations.
Where your once going to be able to unlock a feeling an emotion
that you've been very in. Like the only way to work
through something is to really feel it and experience it.
You're trying to numb it or block it out or forget about it.
It's always going to come back. To haunt.
You see, you have to be open to really diving deep into that
scenario of like, what is holding me back?
How am I being limited? What is that fear?
Or that phobia or that trauma? That is stopping me from being
the best version of myself. Sometimes, we don't see that
we're not being the best version of ourselves because we can't
see beyond where we are currently.
And then we limit the future because we're like well this is
how it's always been. So this is how it's always going
to be in the last for the collective is Star being healing
codes. Says, important information,
wounds are healed recharging. So I'm not going to read the
book or just going to say baby, you got to work on them inner
child in her healing and they will be healed.
You have to affirm that you are healed.
That you are transmuting that limiting energy that you're no
longer attached to those scenarios to those timelines to
those stories that you tell yourself.
But you're downloading star beings.
Healing codes and you are healing baby.
And you are fucking healing and we are not settling for Less.
We are growing period. Amen.
It's been real. Thanks for hanging out with us
everybody. We will see you next week.
Talk to you all soon baby. Bye.