Hey you all, welcome back to Candy Land.
We are here with Michaela again. Like I said, you all are going
to get to know Michaela this season.
And what I'm really loving right now about the fluidity of this
project is like, I no longer am dependent on someone to like get
shit approved. I'm just rolling and I'm just
like, you know what I mean? Like I'm bringing on really cool
people, but I don't have to like sit down and be fit into someone
else's schedule and be on the back burner like I was.
So it's really fucking are you all like, welcome back,
Michaela. How are You Beautiful?
Good, I'm doing great. I loved your photo shoot by the
way. I absolutely adore the snakes.
That was so badass. For real.
I felt you gave me Lilla's vibes.
OK, for real, straight up. I love snakes so much and like,
I don't know what my new obsession with it is, but my
best friend has four snakes, so I'll just go to her house and
like, chill. And like, when we talked about
doing the photo shoot with the snakes, it was kind of so cold
outside. So it's actually been postponed
for like months until it was hot for the snakes.
That's great that you all took the snakes in the consideration.
I love that. I honestly think that snakes
have like a really like high frequency or something.
They're very filling, so maybe that's why you're attracted to
them. Well, it also is the year of the
snake as well. Yeah, it is.
I was thinking about since like I have this astrology program,
of course it wanted to update right now, but I was going to
talk about like the forecast, like the the astrological
forecast right now, because I don't know if you know this, but
we just had a major, major transit where we've just had
like a lot. So Pluto moved into Aquarius at
three degrees. So Pluto literally only moves
like every 350 years, a full circle.
So it spins like a long time, you know, in each sign.
So you and I being close in age, you're definitely in the Pluto
and Scorpio generation. So shout out Lilith, shout out
Pluto and Scorpio. It rules about like 20 years at
a time, 15 years sometimes its cycle is longer.
And so it literally takes its sweetest time and certain signs
that might be there for like 25 years or more.
Like it's wild. But I want to say that every
single time an empire like falls like quote UN quote.
The last time Rome fell, Pluto was in Aquarius.
Yes, and we're in the Age of Aquarius, so that's when the
revolution. Began crazy.
Like that's going crazy because we also just had Jupiter move
into Cancer. It's at 00 right now.
So like, everyone being born today is like a Jupiter cusp,
but Jupiter loves to be in Cancer and like, loves the moon
energy that Cancer has. And I love that it is the
solstice and we're having like this huge moment because we're
like moving into a new season. But my favorite thing about the
podcast is like when people hear this, it's like not it'll be
like mid season, you know what I mean?
Like it can be fall. Like you just never know the way
things like fall and land, like what we're talking about and
then what comes out. But stacking all these episodes
for season 5 is going to be so great.
You all because I know that the audience has been asking for
weekly episodes since we stopped doing that a year or two ago.
Like a year ago, I guess. We got you guys now, so.
Yeah, yeah. Like we're still in Gemini
season, y'all. Like it's 23° Gemini season.
And we have this Jupiter transit because Jupiter's been in Gemini
for a while. And what I love about this
Jupiter transit is it is about expansion for people who are
doing the inner work because Cancer is ruled by the Moon,
which is also a Scorpio card, which is also like our emotions,
deep wisdom, really like tranquility and like being at
peace with yourself is the currency.
You know what I mean? And like Jupiter, my favorite
thing about Jupiter is like it's all about more, but it does not
care if it's more good or bad, like self more or like
productive more. You know, those words rhyme
self-destructive and productive. That's.
More poets on here. OK guys, it's crazy.
It's poetic today. What's your?
Son Son, Libra Son in the 8th house so.
My mom is also a Libra son and I'm a Libra moon so me and my
mom actually have like she's a Libra son with a Taurus moon and
I'm a Taurus son with a Libra moon and they're both like Venus
rolled signs. That's awesome.
See, I'm a Libra son, Gemini moon, and then I have an
Aquarius rising, so I'm not sure how you know it being in
Jupiter's going to affect me. Jupiter's gone through Cancer.
It's Pluto in Aquarius, so. Pluto in Aquarius, my black moon
Lilith is in Cancer. Your black moon Lilith.
I normally don't read that on the charts, but it does show up
some like on there. But I I really like how the
birth chart is like so different for everyone and like how every
little intricate piece really does matter.
And I remember when I was going through this astrology school,
it's called night light astrology.
The guy who hosted he still does it and it's dope.
Like he does need pays tuition. You all he does like pay as much
as you can up to a certain amount.
I mean, it's, you know, still like $100, but like he'll also
do student tuition. Like if you're a current student
and like like single parent like this, like he is the sweetest.
Like when I took this class like 6-7 years ago, I think it was,
no, I took it in 2020 is when I took it.
So five years ago, I literally like just dove right in and it's
literally like a college course on astrology.
It's dope. That is so cool I need to do
something like that. I'm super into astrology and if
you look at my Natal chart it forms like the perfect like
divine feminine triangle with the way how everything is like
strung apart. You know what, maybe one day
I'll I'll pull up your chart and we'll talk about it on the
podcast. Look, we won't do it right now,
but you know, in the future, if you wanted to, I I love whenever
I go on to people's podcasts and they always want me to give them
a reading. Like, I've been on a lot of
interviews. And that's like their most
thing. They're like, I don't want to
like ask you to do something for free, but like, would you know
it? Wouldn't you want to do that?
I'm like, hell yeah. Like I'll totally give you a
reading. So the last podcast I went on,
it was called the Special Not Rare Show.
And shout out Rio. He's really cool.
He's a friend of one of my best friends in spirit, Slick Rick.
Shout out Slick Rick. He basically invited me on
because he wanted to honor Slick Rick and then dropped our
interview on 4/20. And it's funny because today is
June 20th and that's just like, you know, like there's so much
symbolism like in things, but he wanted me to talk about
astrology and he wanted to talk about his like chart and stuff
and he was like, damn, you are reading me like crazy.
He was like, so just kind of shocked because, you know, he
really only invited me on because he knew my friend Rick,
who had passed away from a brain aneurysm suddenly.
So, you know, we all miss him and he was just a great person,
but it really was like an honor in the way that he was like,
wow, you know, all of that just by me telling you I'm a
Sagittarius like he was. He was cracking me up.
I love fire signs. Always fabric fire signs.
You know I like. Fire energy.
I really like Scorpios like. Oh yeah, my wife says Scorpio,
so of course I love Scorpios, but apparently Libra and
Scorpios usually don't get along.
And I didn't know that. And I was like, but she's in
Aquarius moon and I'm Aquarius rising, so maybe that has some
part to play in it. I mean, the only thing, I don't
know why someone would say that because it literally goes Libra
season, Scorpio season. So how can you say that?
Like I don't know, I think maybe it's because Libra is about
balance and Scorpios more about like destruction and darkness
and like rebirth and like re like rebuilding and Libra is
more about like saving, conserving and balancing.
And like Libra can be very like neutral when a Scorpio can be
very like passionate and like fired up or something.
And sometimes, like, I think that duality is needed in all
relationships because I know it's like anytime that I've been
with someone who's like someone I don't get along with, you know
what I mean? Like what they say astrological,
I should say. Like that's never been super
reflected in my relationships, you know what I mean?
Like I think so much of that is stereotypical because the whole
birth chart is so deep. Yeah, and especially with me, I
think being in my, my son being in the 8th house, which is about
like like rebirth, transformation, their their
vehicle. Yeah, it really is.
And then I have a lot of Scorpio on my chart too.
I'm a Scorpio, Venus and Mars and Mercury so.
And you would have Pluto there too.
You have to. Yeah, yeah.
You know, I just got chills when you said Scorpio Venus.
I love a Scorpio Venus. Like if I look at someone's
chart and they have Scorpio and Venus, I always point that out.
That is one of my favorite placements because Venus rules
both of my sun and moon. I don't talk about my rising
live. Like no one knows my rising.
It's very secret, but some people are more open about it.
Me, I'm like, I don't know. I will tell people like, you
know, but you know what I mean? It's basically Venus rules my
whole chart. Like I have Venus with Taurus
and my Sun and Mercury all in the same house.
So like it's definitely why I am so well in tune with like the
matters of Venus, like creativity and art and like
luxury and all the things like the energies of like I get paid
to exist pretty much are very dynamic in my chart.
And for a long time I didn't understand myself and would
like, you know, kind of reject my like, just like my
vulnerability, I guess like Venus in my chart because she's
at home in Taurus and she feels very like blessed in her space
because like I always treat the planets as if they're at home.
They're not at home. They're on vacation.
They're in prison. Like some houses to them are
prison. Some are like vacation.
Like Jupiter and Cancer, he's in vacation.
Jupiter and Scorpio, he'd be like, damn, we should get some
blowing strippers and like see what's going, You know what I
mean? Like.
Oh my goodness, that's great. My teacher I.
Can't remember what my Jupiter's in.
Oh my gosh. My my teacher, he used to go buy
something else, but now he just goes by Adam.
He wrote a book on Ayahuasca and like he definitely was very like
well versed in culture because he had done this in like Bali
and all these different places and he was like very well
versed. But the way he explained
astrology was literally almost like a ROM com or like a sitcom
in a way. The way he talked about like
like Mars rolls Scorpio. But when you put Mars in a Venus
rolled sign like Taurus or Libra, not feeling it, you know
what I mean? That's why I said Venus in
Scorpio is kind of like the same thing.
Like technically she's not feeling it.
But if you're in tune with your deeper, darker wisdom shadow
are, you know, you can really honor that placement.
And it's one of my favorite placements.
Like if I see someone that I like, like there's been people
in the past that I've like, liked and finally got their
birth chart and they were straight up like Scorpio rising,
Scorpio Venus and I'm like a fucking course.
This is why I like to you like because like you can be in more
in tune with your emotions. Like that's why like I get along
with Scorpio so well, because Taurus and Scorpio are actually
opposite signs, meaning they're six months apart.
So like they're exactly halfway apart those two seasons.
So if it is like tourist season, it would be the full moon in
Scorpio. But if it's Scorpio season, it's
the full moon and Taurus every year without negotiation.
So like the opposite sign, it's like that for everyone, you know
what I mean? So like, you know, Aries and
their opposite sign, Taurus, you know, everybody down the line.
So it's definitely something that I've always resonated with
is like honoring the darker parts of you and like not
running from your shadow. And I think that's why I'm
always so attracted to like artists and creatives and
musicians and people who like, express that because like,
that's, that's where I'm at. Like, I need that.
I need that depth in something. Yes.
I think it's so funny when people think they meet me and I
tell them on the Reaper side and they're like, oh, you're so
sweet. And then I'm like, oh honey, I
have so much Scorpio on my chart.
I am just full of like all kinds of darkness and mystery.
Especially like when it comes to love, I can be a little
possessive, a little crazy. And then if I get angry, very it
just like if I get angry, I cry. If I get to that point, you
better run. Legit no, I can you.
Make me cry you. You might want to run for your
life. I love crying, like I'm a very
happy crier. I'm a very like, Oh my gosh, I'm
so grateful crying like every night whenever I lay down.
I like going to this meditative thing because I listen to
frequencies when I sleep because like I can't sleep in silence
anymore. Like I used to only be able to
sleep in silence. Now I have to have frequencies
like and I like to listen to the black screen 1, so I put it on
the TV. Me too, girl.
See, I told you, I told you and I've told many people that me
and you have a lot in common. And that was like so random how
Corey was just like you and Michaela are are this And
Michaela was like, yes. And then next thing you know,
we're like doing the podcast and stuff, you know, it was just
like so effortless. And that's what I've really been
wanting in my life. Like people who don't make it
feel like a chore to try to collaborate with them or hang
out with them or be their friend or whatever it may be.
Like people who make shit feel like a chore.
Like I, I can't anymore. Like it's so draining.
If I feel like it's a chore, I just don't want to do it.
If I don't vibe with it, I can't.
I can't do it. I can't make myself like going
to get up and get out of bed to do it.
I have to like find jobs that, you know, yeah, I feel kind of
rewarding. They're like, I'm helping and
I've like an awesome job. I'm just a caregiver, but I love
feeling like I'm helping people. So it just brings me a lot of
happiness too, because I'm there for people who have literally
nobody and I'm there somebody now.
And so they're not all alone. And I plan on bringing my person
to my Thanksgiving this year and they usually all alone.
So I'm super excited. You're so cute.
You know, I also love doing things like that as well.
Like, I mean, not to brag, but like last year, I, I just like
picked this girl that I kind of grew up with that had been like
in and out of drugs. She's been a young mom, single
mom, multiple kids, all the things And I just like went and
bought them a little something something like I bought them a
TV, whatever. Like she talked about before on
the Internet, like how her son broke their TV or I don't know
what it was it it didn't even matter.
I just like went got the scrolls TV.
It wasn't. And honestly I was so shocked
about like how cheap TV's are these days.
Like I was like they. Are, and actually my wife, she
like does a lot of competitions with herself, like the base I'm
using for the like the noise cancellation.
She won these for me. And then we have a 43 inch
Samsung TV, smart TV just sitting in there.
We don't really know what to do with it because we have so many
TV's already. That's one.
And then I was just talking about how I went in a calendar
last week because I wanted to be able to like organize things and
put my schedule on it. She won a freaking calendar.
It's like digital. It's like $300 on Amazon and you
can do everything on your phone and it pops up digitally and it
sends you like reminders and everything.
So I'm super excited. I like, so manifested that.
I was like, yeah, manifested that I.
Need that. You know another thing I also
can win things at my day job and like get bonuses with like
incentives like that. And I just got it'll be here
tomorrow. I just got that 500 plus dollar
Dyson blow dryer. No.
Not the Dyson air wrap that like your hair.
I'm not good at curling my hair. I'm scared about getting my hair
stuck in that so long. But I got the blow dryer because
my hair is so long now that when I blow dry it not only does it
take forever, it makes it frizzy and like breaks a lot of it off.
Because I have this fucking cheap ass con air blow dryer
that I've literally had for like 10 years.
Like when I had short hair, it didn't matter, but now that I
have long hair, I'm like I would never spend it's 499 retail at
Ulta and on Dyson dot com right now, plus tax plus shipping us
like a $600.00 blow dryer and you can do a whole blowout with
it. Like it's got all the things
that that you. Yeah.
So I'm like damn, so I got that for the freezies for like a
bonus. So I'm pumped about that, so.
Congratulations. You deserve that.
You manifested that, Yeah. And you know, it's like there's
like 7 different colors and I got to get like pink and like
rose gold or something. It's like strawberry lemonade I
think is what it's called. Like it's.
Rose. Like, yeah, so yeah, the
universe rewards people who just have a good heart.
I feel like that. Like I think I just show up.
I do the right thing. I help people where I can.
I do as best as I can. I don't lie.
I don't fucking cheat. I would never lie on someone's
name. So if you hear something come
out of my fucking mouth for reference, bitch, I'm being for
real. You know what I mean?
Like I don't just say shit to say shit.
Like that's what I don't think people either on the Internet in
real life or from the past understand about me.
Like I'm literally seeing shit for what it is.
Like if my cards say yes, I don't care what the question
was, I trust what they fucking just said, you know, like hands
down. Yes, I was on live during like
pendulum reads and people were like asking me like, hey, is my
husband cheating on me? And you know, like most people
would be like no. And if it said yes, I was, I was
being honest. I'm sorry, but they said yes.
The creator said yeah, I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
Next question, please. Yeah, no, I used to get on there
and do those live reads and I'm just going to like, I wonder
sometimes if this crazy bitch still listens to the podcast
because like she came up hot on on TikTok live.
So basically this was like 5 years ago, but she literally
like came and she was like in every live throwing all these
coins, doing this, doing that one to be a moderator was
helping me with this was doing that like and she turned out to
be a complete fucking psychopath.
Like she came to Kentucky. And I didn't know this, but
while she was here, she like planned little meet and greets
with like a bunch of people from my community.
And like, I'm just going to say like I love my community and I
loved like the space I had been. But like it definitely taught me
I can't be friends with everyone.
Like I can't be friends with every single person in my
community at every given moment, you know what I mean?
And so basically she like, yeah, she drove all the way here not
once, but twice and like finesse her way into my real personal
life and then was doing crazy work, like crazy work to
dismantle everything I had built my reputation, my fucking
community, my business, my podcast.
Like she like was literally on Operation Takedown from like I
don't know when she she literally went and bought a like
a car just like mine, but like the other sought after a car.
I won't like name drop it, but like bitch like same color
everything like doing too much like she had confirmation she
was doing too much. And then she would always say
that she loved Phoenix, my cat. And straight up, every time I
talk about her, he pops up because he was probably just
trying to transmute her negativity.
Like no wonder he popped up every time you dumb be out.
He was downstairs just now and he came up because he heard me,
like talking about it. But it's wild how many people
will lie and scam in the spiritual community and like try
to pretend they're something they're not.
Well I had an old friend and a girlfriend which they did the
same thing. Like they wouldn't go up my
dream car because obviously I would rather have my own home
than live with mom and dad forever.
So I bought a house instead of buying a $50,000 vehicle and
they just, their dad just bought them literally my dream vehicle
and they had a new vehicle already.
I was like, what is the purpose of that?
I would have been like, dad, you know, invest in being a home so
I don't have to live with you forever.
But I, I guess that's what you want to do because you know,
like when something happens to him, I guess you're going to
live there for the rest of your life.
Well with that being said, it's probably financed and don't
nobody own shit, you know what I mean?
Like just people can have things.
I've learned because I grew up in a household where my parents
had a lot of debt, like credit card debt, but we had a lot of
stuff. Like we had pools and boats and
we went on vacation and my mom always drove a new car and even
if she would wreck it, she'd get another one.
Like, you know what I mean? So illusion was like, oh, we're
great, we're living. But I vividly remember as a
young child coming out of our home and our car had been
repossessed. So as an adult, I've been like
hyperphyxiated on like paying for things and like my dad has
taught me because my mom and dad weren't together.
But like my dad has taught me, if you can't afford to pay cash
for it, you can't afford it. If you can afford to pay cash
for it, you got the money in the bank, you can finance it and
build your credit, but you need to pay it off early.
You need to pay double payments and you need to, you know, pay
off your. And like my dad is instilled
that into me. So like I am convinced that like
most of these people with the nice things, they don't own
shit. And it could be and that's how
this machine, like the Matrix keeps everyone trapped is debt
and an illusion of success based on what you have rather than how
you feel. So when I broke the Matrix and
then manifested $10,000 months in my own business, like I don't
do that now because it was so much work.
Like you have to put in the work, you know, like if you want
a $10,000 a month baby, you better plan every single fucking
night to be busy. But I did that and I proved to
myself that like, it really is a game and it really is a matrix
and it really is an illusion because like, no one thought I
could do that. And I did it several months in a
row. Like it's not just like, oh, I
did it once. No, I did it and literally paid
a massive chunk of debt off student loans, home and paid a
car off, you know what I mean? Like I wasn't.
That's amazing. But you know, people get money
and they spend it. Yeah, like I'm happy with my
car. It's paid off.
It's follow my it's not brand new but it's low miles, it's
great, easy on gas and it's a SUV so I can fit anything I want
in it. And then I call it my little
hippie car because it's like a burnt orange color and it gives
me hippie vibes. But I did we just paid off my
wifes Jeep. I actually surprised her.
I went with my brother and picked out this Jeep for her.
And she's the one that went her whole life.
And she didn't come from like a family like I, you know, have.
So I brought it home and I was like surprise and she just could
not believe it. And the people I bought it from
like actually I just financed it directly through them, zero
interest because they always named my dad and my brother and
stuff like that. So I paid it off in four years
for and now it's paid off. So we don't owe on any vehicles,
just our house and it's not a lot.
We plan on paying at all within like the next five years.
Yeah, that's. One right now.
What's the best life to live? I paid for life you all like
that's my advice. That's why I talk shit on people
who spend money they don't have and buy shit they don't need.
Like I really am on a no spend thing right now, but they have
these new red studded vans and they're like 70 where vans are
normally like 50 and I'm like. Did you tell me we.
Have them in black too and I'm and I to get free shipping I
would need both. So I'm like I'm on the fence
because I need them. They're going to sell out.
They're brand new. I know they will.
They're studded. They're they're bedazzled,
checkered vans. Bitch are they slip ONS or?
They're like, they're flat ones, like, yeah, the slips.
I only own vans like the I have to take Crocs on right now and
that's the. This is my first pair of Crocs.
I don't have any. That they came out with cherry
Crocs fish. I got them because there's
literally like, I know they can't see them, but it's all
like witchy things. I literally bought these things
first because it's all like spiritual witchy stuff.
And I bought Crocs just so I can put them in it.
My friend just sent me a pair of platform cherry Crocs and I said
if the gods are not trying to get me to get Crocs I don't know
what is right now. I used to be so against them and
my wife always loved them and I love them their platform too.
And it's like walking in on air. I wear them around the house.
I wear them anywhere I go. I do not care, I don't care.
But the only shoes I own are like shoes I bought for photo
shoots, like heels that I would never wear anywhere except for
like a concert or something like that.
And Vans, like I have like 50 pairs of Vans I just packed for
a trip because I'm going to Pigeon Forge next week and I
literally packed all Vans because it's all I have.
Girl, I love Vans. I'm a boot girly.
I'm a Doc Martin girly. Like I have like.
I have dark Martens. OK, I do have a pair of those.
12 pairs, another shoe designer that to keep an eye on that I
fucking love. His name is Jeffrey Campbell and
this shit is expensive, but it is fired.
It's so well made it's nuts. And I love his stuff.
So I have like several pairs of his boots and then he used to
make these like equestrian kind of studded cowboy boot, like
ankle boots. And I don't know why he hasn't
brought them back since that's like the most popular.
But they're like, I've had them for like 10 years.
But when I bought them, I bought a black pair because it was
versatile, but he also had red. But in my head I thought, oh,
he'll make these again. No, he sold out of those and has
never made them ever, ever, ever again.
They're called the Calhoun's. And so sometimes I'll find them
on like eBay or Poshmark or something.
I'm like, fuck, I want those. But I have an obsession with his
shoes. Like I just, I just like window
shop his website because sometimes it's very crazy, like
futuristic or sometimes it's like straight throwback, like
you know what I mean? And like, but they're pricey.
But they're all like really well made.
Like I wouldn't pay it if it wasn't.
But it's just wild how like you get stuck on one brand and you
stay with it. But Vans is kind of a newer
thing. Like when I was a kid I wore
them but like the last like 5 years I've been very on the
Vans. I love Vans and I love bargain
shopping. So I just went to Marshalls with
my mom and I found some mango, like real sustainable weather.
Like they kind of look like Doc Martins.
They're like the combat boot style.
And they were on clearance for $6.
Because in my small town, no one knows what anything like that
is. And they they think it's like
gothic and weird. And I was like, I just scored.
I looked them up and they're normally like 278.
Love Marshalls I have found. I manifested the platform white
doc Martens that I wanted that were $250 or something on the
website. They were still on the website
and I found them there for 4999. I also Timberland boots dropped
platforms like 2 years ago when I bought them they were $210.00.
I didn't want to pay it but they were fucking fire.
They were Gray and black and I bought them.
Then I found a white pair for like 30 out of Marshalls.
Then I found the classic Timberland color platforms for
like 40 which was like these were normally 210 because they
were all on there. Then tell me why I don't end up
finding the solid black ones for like 40 online on Mar or like
Marshalls, TJ Maxx or whatever online.
So now I have like the whole collection.
That is amazing. I have some from whenever I was
like 18 and they're white and they have like this really
pretty like white fur lining with like glitter in them and I
will not get rid of those. I don't know why I'm upset.
Those are the best. I used to have pink ones in
middle. School.
Oh, that's so cute. Those were going hard back.
Then we have like the same style I feel like when it comes to
clothes. I'm here for it.
You know, I think my style has
really evolved like the last like couple years.
Like I just feel like I pretty much am always in a constant
rotation. Like we have literally a similar
fucking cup too. I literally am like always in
rotation to like give stuff away.
So I have like a couple different friends who get like a
new wardrobe every season. Like my friend Megan.
Shout out Megan in Ohio. This bitch already has a full
trash bag downstairs and last last time she was here I sent
her home with like I literally took my cat toys because she
told me her old roommate stole all the cat toys which is an odd
flex very odd toy box and just split the cat toys in half and
just gave her half the cat. Toys, that's so sweet of you.
I just get sick of looking at shit and like, I'm a collector
of like multiples. Like obviously like, you know, 2
to 10 of everything. So sometimes it just adds up and
you got to like, pass it on, you know?
Me too. It was bands like if I were like
a pair of what I'm like. I need one of every color.
That's where I'm at. I think I'm going to have to or
this is like a sign that I'm actually going to have to order
the studded ones at least in red.
I don't necessarily need the black ones like they were a
platform. I would have already ordered
them because I love the platform vans.
I'm going to have to look at them now and I'm probably going
to order them because I didn't know that they existed until you
said that. Well my sponsored ad since the
moment they dropped has been those fucking vans.
And sometimes I'll go, I'll just go to websites and I window shop
and they'll send you coupons after that.
Like after they know you've been on their site and stuff they'll
like like I'll add shit to my cart and then I abandoned the
cart and then I'll get like 20% off.
Like that just happened. I actually ordered something I
wasn't going to but I was window shopping it and then they sent
me 20% off which took off another 31.
So I was like. Yes, see that just happened to
me. I was looking at some website I
think it was called like Goth cloth Co or something.
I was looking at their bathing suits because I'm going to the
beach and they had like unisex too so I could get because my
wife only wears board shorts and they had I was like I want
matching ones, you know. So I picked that one with like
snakes that kind of like tattoo ish like and so I ordered that
because I put it all in my cart and they sent me a coupon and I
was like, obviously I have to get it now.
So now in September when we're at the beach, we're going to be
matching. I'm like, I hope I'll find
someone on the beach to take a photo.
If not, I'm just going to bring my tripod and like set it up and
take pictures. Tripod everywhere.
I take my tripod everywhere now. That's like one of my new
favorite. Like it's I have it's not new
but I love my tripod so much. Like I finally got rid of my
ring lights because I never used those.
They just took up space. But the portable tripod, mine
like collapses all the way down to like something about that
size. Yeah, I got it right here.
I'll show you. I need something like that.
Video free all this, but yes it's like it's like a baton, but
it has a little clip you pull off the.
Button knock someone out with that.
It's heavy too, so don't fuck with me.
No, but I I love window shopping, but I've also I've
just been on like the I don't really need it.
Like I can have it and I might want it, but I don't really need
it right now kind of vibe. And that's been working until
those vans came out and now it's really all I've been thinking
about and talking about. So I'm like fuck you.
Need them. But I want to.
I wanted to like, I wanted to get like a. $20 off coupon or
like hey wait here's 10% off. But instead I just keep seeing
the ads and I keep going on the website and looking at them and
they still don't send no coupon. It's like fuck.
You need the black ones too, because what if you're wearing
something that doesn't have red in it, I mean.
I mean really the math is if I got to pay the 1295 to ship, I'm
already 1295 towards the shoe. That's my math every time I if
I'm so close to like getting free shipping or even if I'm not
close to those shipping costs, I don't care if it's $8 for
shipping, I'm going to pay. If it says you're going to get
$75.00 for the stuff and I've got 25 on the cart, you best
believe I'm ordering $75. I.
Literally do that as well. That does make me feel better
about ordering stuff sometimes when I don't pay for shipping.
You know, my favorite company as a like animal person is Chewy.
Chewy literally ships. Like I order on like
subscription for containers of cat litter every month because
it's literally the best litter that I like and the cats like it
and it doesn't break them out. And they will literally not
charge me shipping because it's on a subscription and send it in
four different boxes and box weighs 25 lbs because each thing
of litter is 25 lbs. So not only do the boxes have to
be sturdier, they literally ship four boxes.
That's amazing. I love chewy because I got my
dogs all tags with their names on them and their evil eyes.
So it's like different yes, so it like protects them for many,
you know, like evil eye negative energy, especially since I'm on
social media and sometimes I post them.
I'm like I don't want someone to evil eye to my baby, so I'm like
I got it around their necks. Now that might be customize.
Them on there. Yeah, so it's just if you go
under like dog like name tags, like pet tags, you can, they
literally have the evil eye and you just put like in their name
on the, I think it's the back. I think it has to be on the back
because the front. And then you can put your like
phone number. I don't do my address because I
don't want no one to do my address.
You can call me if you find my dog, but more than likely my
dog's not ever going to get out of my sight because I'm
obsessed. I saw you, Mike.
I have cats and they don't like, give a fuck about outside.
Like one of them will like run out and like lay in the grass or
like roll around. And if you don't see him, he'll
be looking outside the door trying to come.
Back in like. He's not trying to go anywhere.
He just wants to like, escape because he wants to feel
rebellious or something. I don't know, but I I fucking
love Chewy. Like shout out chewy.
This is not a sponsored ad. I fucking love you.
Hopefully you. Don't sponsor anything.
Because you're fucking great and their customer service is
popping too, I swear. Hey yes sponsor us.
I have 12 cats that need help. I need bird.
I've got like 9 dogs now. Oh my God.
What do you mean? Like outside and stuff.
I have 7 indoors. Oh my gosh, y'all got all the
animals? Actually I my bad.
I I rescued a Husky someone just dropped off on the side of the
street because she had fleece. I'm like, it's like you were too
lazy to give her a bath. I mean all animals get fleece
but I got a full blooded Husky and she stays perfect.
Her name is Sassy and then I have an Australian shepherd.
Her name is Nix, after the goddess Nix.
And then all of my cats, they're all named after like the old
gods and goddesses. Really cool.
And I just got a new puppy. Her name's Aphrodite.
Damn I love it. I love all the goddess names you
know I wanted to name my cat Persephone but she could not get
it she was was not getting that. So we went with Percy because
she was not fucking she persec Persephone was just boom over
her head. But Percy she gets, but I I
normally call her a purse girl because that's just what I've
called her and she she likes that probably the best.
But you know, nicknames. I don't know.
I'm definitely like an animal person.
I want a horse is what I want. I don't have.
OK, crazy story. When I was younger, I had a
stubbed pony, which I don't know why my parents would get me a
stubbed pony because they're kind of mean.
So I was like fooling my niece around on it because we don't
have a huge age gap because my brother's 20 years older than me
and she like kicked the shit out of this horse while I was like
leading it and it bit my tit. Literally it bit my tit.
Oh my God, did it bruise? No, I get bruised, but it like
it didn't like leave, but it didn't like bleed or anything.
Like I was so upset because I remember I used to listen to The
Pussycat Dolls all the time and I thought that one line and this
song was like, when I grow up, I want to have boobies because I
always had smaller boobies and I was like, I'm not going to have
a boobie over here and it's all your fault.
That's so funny. You know that Nicole girl from
The Pussycat Dolls was from Louisville and the other day
someone I know was talking about their grandson, coached her as a
child in vocals because she went to Manual and they they were, I
guess a teacher worked at Manual.
Wow, well that's pretty cool. I had no clue.
I know like you didn't know she. Was from Louisville.
No. Yeah, that Nicole Schwarzwinger,
whatever last name, is the lead singer from The Pussycat Dolls.
So so I can make it. I'm just kidding.
I can't think. I wish I could.
I used to. I was like.
Answer and everything. But also she was discovered by P
Diddy, right from that one thing.
Yeah, I know we talk about him. Let's talk about.
Oh, P Diddy, let's go. Current events, all right,
y'all, What else I got to say about this is if this was
someone who didn't have money, they would literally already
have like thrown away the key, you know what I mean?
Like, and you know that I don't know if you know this, Michaela,
but P Diddy tried to hire the man who literally defended OJ
Simpson and Osama bin Laden. And he refused.
That's a lot.
After seeing that. Documents refused.
Yeah. That's.
I can't stand PDD. My wife is obsessed with
following along with this trial and everything that's going on.
And if it would be if it was like a normal person like us,
they were, we would have already been buried under the prison.
Like, I don't understand. But I'm honestly, I'm free.
Luigi, sorry, but I got to say it.
Yeah, I agree with that too. I really am on the like eat the
eat the Uber rich. Like fuck, I fucking hate that
dude. And I didn't, I didn't like him
way before anything that he's doing now.
I didn't like Tesla's five years ago when people thought that
meant you had money. I didn't like Tesla's 3 1/2
years ago when my neighbor got one and then he moved shortly
after because I was not going to look at it.
He literally moved as soon as he obtained it because I was not
going to look at it. I wasn't like, I will literally
eject you from my reality. You will not be a part of it.
He left and you know, at the same time, I think that so much
of what's going to come out about those cars, it's not
fucking efficient. It's a literal massive
paperweight from the people I know that deal tires and sell
tires. They literally told me that it
fucking eats tires because it's so heavy.
And like if you literally don't know about tires, they normally
last like 7080 a 100,000 miles. Meaning that like if you take
care of your tires like and don't drive like a fucking
idiot, you'll be good for at least a couple years, right?
No Tesla's run through it every 20,000 miles.
Yeah bitch you that would be every 4 old changes you have to
get new tires. Oh God, hell no, that's
expensive. I.
Know. I know that if you have one, you
probably have money, but who wants to drive that damn
stainless steel refrigerator? You.
Don't. You do not have money because
they're giving them away. They're basically paying you a
tax credit to take it off the lot.
No one that has money has those at all.
I mean, maybe the cyber truck with that would be about the
only fucking one because. I hate that that's the one I'm.
Like that's like. A a stainless, the refrigerator
driving down the street, I'm like, why?
Why'd you buy that? And you know, another thing, a
lot of people I know have been like taking their cars in for
recalls with like all these recalls they have.
And literally they're giving them like rental cars because
they have to because their car's under warranty.
And they're literally giving them electric cars.
Like the other day, this girl dropped off her gas engine to,
you know, get the recall fix. And they literally rented her an
electric or, or gave her electric car to drive.
And you're not going to say no because at this point you don't
have a car to drive. But literally she posted on her
story that she was like so sick of charging this car and.
Someone said. One of those public.
Things and someone called me and said shouldn't have bought 1 and
she said it's a rental. I thought that was so funny it
took me out. It took me the fuck out because
why would someone who bought one be complaining about charging
it? You knew exactly.
That for I'm not. I would rather pay for gas, I'm
sorry. I would rather go to the gas
station and get a girl. Your tattoos hurt.
Hey baby girl, where you get your tattoos?
Every club in. Any of that.
Like how would I get my gas station fix if I didn't go to
the gas station? Like how could your boyfriend
not compliment me if I wasn't at the gas station?
If I was at the Tesla charger with the loser Like no.
I love having tattoos, but I hate the fact that people think
that oh, there, she has tattoos. That's like my open window where
I can hit on her and ask her, oh, did that hurt?
Oh no, not at all. Do.
You just be like, hey, I'm a lesbian.
I can say that. And it gets worse.
They're like, oh, I can change your mind.
You just haven't had the right you know what yet.
And I'm like. Buddy Shane had the right Dick.
The right Dick. I'm used to TikTok so I'm afraid
to say. That's so great.
No, hell no. We will not censor the audience
from the details. Trust.
Me, I do not I I love women. I can't help it.
I love my wife. I love masked women but tomboy
fins I feel like I'm more of like a tomboy fin myself.
Like a lot of people look at me and they think lipstick lesbian
and I'm like bro I don't even know how to put on lipstick.
I wear a little bit of blush and eyeshadow if I wear makeup and
these are eyelash extensions. Like I I can't even put on fake
eyelashes makeup. I have really bad eczema though
so like if I put on like foundation my skin starts
peeling off so what's the point? So like every photo shoot, I
don't have makeup, it's just blush and eyeshadow and my lash
extensions and a little lip gloss or chapstick.
Yeah, I in the like, maybe the last probably like I guess
probably the last 10 years I kind of got more into makeup and
then like midway, like after COVID, it's really taken me a
while to like get back to wanting to do makeup.
But what's crazy is like I always shock myself about how I
do a new technique almost every single time, like new
combination of products because I'm subscribed to the Boxycharm.
So every month I get products, you know, that I'm always
trying. This month they sent me some
bomb ass correct all concealer and it's fucking great and it
was the most perfect shade like I couldn't believe that they
nailed it but they did. But normally I get a lot of skin
care in there, but then I'll change my settings and like this
month I got the lights camera action Tarte mascara that's like
$32 pot so and the boxy charm is only 36 and some change.
So I felt like every month is well worth it, even if I only
use two or three products. You know what I mean?
Like because sometimes I'll regift stuff or whatever, but I
love trying new techniques and like I started using just like
different setting stuff like a lot of people use like different
like creams to like put foundation on or something.
But I got this setting like it's a primer spray and a setting
spray or just makes your skin look like glassy and glossy.
It is fucking fire. And I got it from the Boxycharm
and then I added on one this past month because like you can
also buy. Products through them.
For like 1/3 of what you're going to pay anywhere else.
It's crazy. I don't know how it I think they
just do that because like they gave me this really cool
sunscreen that doesn't feel like sunscreen like everyday wear and
I found out I love it so much. But guess how much it retails
for $40? Oh my gosh.
No, of course. Gotta figure.
I'm like, of course, they gave me this during like right before
summer and it's perfect. It doesn't melt off if you're at
the gym and get into your eyes because my eyes get real
sensitive about stuff. So I'll probably end up buying
it unfortunately in the future, but it's still going strong.
It's like a full size. So like we're, we'll probably
make it mid through summer because I wear it every day, but
I, it's called the unseen sunscreen and they've been
giving it away everywhere. It's made by some company called
Super Goop. So, you know, it's like a new
company and they, they were giving it away at Ulta at one
time like this, different companies, you know, they just
send all those PR packages and then people like me are like,
damn, now I will pay $48. For it, they know what they're
doing. Yeah, they that's what the
TikTok shop bitch, that's you on the ass with the TikTok shop.
Like I got this for free. Look at it, it's so cute stuff.
Hakate. It literally says hakate protect
us. And then it has her and it has
like all the things that she's holding and these little hounds
around her. I saw someone call them cats and
I'm like, dude, she's going to protect the hounds.
Those are not cats. On one of their reviews I was
like, that's a dog like. ISIS loves cats, right?
Yes, I love the goddess Isis and I tried to talk about her one
day on TikTok and they took it down, I guess because you know
the group, the radical group. Yeah, probably, probably for
sure. Yeah, I think I.
Really like have gotten very interested in like the dark
goddesses and like just goddesses in general in the last
couple years. Like I feel like for so long I
was like so separated from my true self that it whenever I did
like start to find my gifts and really start to channel my
gifts, it like has all just kind of been in waves.
You know what I mean? Like I feel like it really
started with like bursts of creativity and expansion, like
making art and making like different, different classes and
like just different things. And then like, you know,
building the community space and like building followings and
stuff. Like, it's such an evolution of
like who you are and like, as you evolve, you know?
And I think that's what's really cool about, like, so many people
getting in tune with spirituality at once.
Well, the first goddess I ever started working with, which I
don't think she's considered a dark goddess, was actually
Artemis. And it's really funny because my
first word, whenever I was little, an infant, instead of
being dad or mom, it was Doe. My first word was Doe Mom.
Was no. No.
Like, you know. That's so funny.
Mom was so like, like I was looking out the window and my
dad said hey, look at that dough.
And I said dough, apparently. And then I just started saying
dough over and over again. And they had to watch me because
they said every time that they would let me outside, I would
always find snakes because we lived in the country.
And I was like, pick up a snake and like come out and write me a
snake. I guess Willis has always been
with me too. I love snakes honestly.
The feeding part. The snakes I can't.
Do it. Yeah, like my friend feeds hers
because they're all like small enough, like the frozen little
mouses, but one of them is technically able to move up to a
feeder, a bigger feeder mice. But if she did that, she would
have to thump the mouse hard enough to knock it out so it
doesn't claw its way out of the snake, basically, like while the
snake's consuming it. Yeah, So like you, the frozen,
they're like, pretty much dead. Like, they're dead or whatever,
I guess. But like the feeder mice that
are alive, she would literally said she had to like thump it.
That would scar me for a lot. I know.
She doesn't do that, so instead of feeding one of her snakes
that we had at the photo shoot the bigger 1, instead of doing
that she just feeds in multiple of the frozen ones or whatever.
But crazy, it's a lot. I couldn't do that either.
Like that's why I can't have a snake.
Like and my mom was talking about whenever I was younger,
this guy across the street had a huge albino like the one Britney
Spears had in the music video, like the Slave for you music
video. She had a massive yellow snake.
He had one that was like triple that size and it could eat a
small dog or a kitten. Like it literally, like I saw on
some like Facebook group that people were literally asking for
kittens to feed their snakes. That's terrible.
I know that's awful, but I'm just letting you know, Like some
of these fucking snakes are big enough to eat a fucking rabbit.
A small child, like a whole thing like, and they will.
I could never. I know my mom was.
Like maybe, maybe I could pick up some, like, roadkill.
Here's your dinner. It has to be already.
Yeah. They won't know.
They won't see like fresh but that that's like my friend who
has those snakes. She told me about like all that.
But like she's always had snakes.
Like she doesn't have any furry animals, only reptiles.
I don't know, I'm scared of lizards.
I'm not afraid of a snake but like if they freak me out.
She has some kind of lizard or iguana or something.
I don't know, man. I used to have small like I had
a hamster and I've had rabbit, a rabbit before.
The rabbit was the worst thing ever because I'd gotten a rabbit
from someone that had like abused it.
So it was really skittish and very, very temperamental and
like would bite you and chew things.
It was bad. I think if I would get a rabbit
from like birth, like baby and and like have it its whole life
that it would have been way better.
So that was a regret. But it had been tortured by like
2 small children and then my mom's friend dropped it off at
our house and it was just so bad.
It was the worst. I had a hamster named Juju that
lived forever. It was like my wife named it
after. What song was it that was Juju
on that beat or something? I was named Juju.
You know I have a cat named Sosa because of that Chief Keef song.
The bitches love Sosa. Like do you know what I'm
talking about? Like.
Yeah. That was really popular at the
time and the guy that I was dating was like, we should call
the cat Sosa and then we. Hilarious.
Calling it Sosa and like, I don't know, it's funny because
like he knows his name so well. Like he loves his name.
Like that is his name. So it's just weird that that's
where it came from. That is awesome because I my
Roosters I named 1K dot another one Marcellus.
So we have Scotty Pimpin and then we have Klaus like from the
originals and Marcellus is from the originals too.
I just be screaming at my chicken sit by their names and I
know people are probably like, is she going at and I'm like,
dude, it's just my rooster. It's time to tell them to calm
down. Yeah, I I want a farm one day.
One day I'll be in my farm girl era.
You're. In your.
Era, yeah. It's a it's a blast.
I mean, I think that that's really like a fun part of life
is like raising animals. I think animals have such a
precious energy and like I literally I literally will curse
anyone who hurts animals. Like I don't care about your
life. Like at this point you're
wasting space on my earth. Like you need to leave.
Like if you abuse animals, you really should never make that
known to me. Literally literally write a
position about you tomorrow. Like I cannot.
I just think why fuck with animals?
Like why even get them if you're not going to take care of them?
Why get a dog if you're going to leave it chained up to a fucking
tree or whatever? Like why get animals you don't
want? Like it makes no sense and I
know like a lot of people do that and it another thing that
pisses me off more than anything is people rehoming pets they've
had for over 5 years. Oh, that makes me feel angry.
You've made a fucking commitment to this animal.
Like even five years or less. You already made the commitment,
but five years or more? When I see senior dogs and
animals being rehomed it it literally lights my soul on
fire. Like I will delete a person.
Like I will straight up delete someone.
I do too. I've deleted so many people for
that so. Many like obviously, you know,
cats are everywhere right now and so many people have kittens
everywhere And like I hate when people are just like free
kittens because people literally use those for dog bait and like
use those for random fucked up purposes.
It's not good. And like it just drives me
crazy. Like the negligence of people
towards animals is why mother earth will always win.
Like for real? Like people, because I have
Pomeranians, people have always wanted me to breed them.
And I don't do that because I always spay and neuter all my
pets. So like all my cats that are
rescued, they're all spayed and neutered, you know, so they
can't keep making more babies because I rescued a mom out of
the middle of the street and I went as straight as as soon as I
could and got her spayed so she wouldn't have to go through that
anymore. But people are like, because my
little tiny one that like my cute little Baby Yoda, his name
literally is Baby Yoda. He's CKC registered and people
all the time he cannot be neutered because he has trachea
issues. They said that if his trachea
collapses during like intubation while he's under, he will die.
So he's the only one that I can't neuter.
And people are always like, well, can we, you know, mate our
animals, Can we make? I'm like, no, no.
Because for one, if that I did do that, I would want, it's
something I want money from it. I want to know where the dog's
going. Like I would want to go to that
person's house. I would want to know what you're
doing like all like 24/7. I would want you to check in
with me, send me pictures. I just couldn't do it.
Yeah, like. Everybody, everybody that
doesn't fix their animals is a fucking loser.
Like fuck y'all. Like people get on my last serve
with that stuff. And you know what's funny
though? My friend was talking to her,
cat's a whore and it's had like 3 litters because like every
single time she'd have a litter she would like be have to wait a
few weeks to get her fixed and before she could get her fixed
like she'd have the appointment this bitch had already gotten
knocked up again. She didn't choose that she was
raped. I know really though.
And then poor thing like finally.
Doing it. Finally, they got her, got her
face. Tomcats.
Yeah, we, we definitely have a cat colony like every like
multiple cat colonies that I know people take care of and
like I've been taking care of some strays there.
It's not a colony by any means. Actually, one of them is in my
A, He came back like maybe two months ago, but I think he's out
on the prowl. And then the other one will show
up at night and you know, but during the day they are out
popping their shit because neither one of them are fixed.
We can't get them to trap. We've tried, we've tried, we've
tried. They're fucking out there.
And I, you know, I'm going to feed him and I'm not going to
starve him out because he won't get in the trap.
Like he's 6-7 and eight years old.
Like he knows damn well that's a trap.
You know what I mean? He's not now, he's street smart.
He's he's out here living, thriving, whatever.
So I don't know. I mean, I know it's like rabbits
and season, you know, he might be out there eating, who knows?
But during the winter, man, they were around every day like they
were just, it was breaking my heart.
So we were getting them everything.
Like this year we're going to be better prepared and we're going
to get one of those snow tents that you put the house inside
the snow tent so that way it can snow off the house.
Like there was a lot we didn't know, but mother fuckers I
fattened them up and now they're out on the prowl.
I'm so upset. I rescued a very adorable black
cat. I love Black Cats so much.
And I brought him inside and I made sure he didn't get out the
door and I named him Anubis because I love Anubis.
And one day I came home and. My wife was like, he got off the
door and I couldn't find him. He was like, you know, he was
already like one of those cats that was on the prowl and he
never came back. I was like that gone Anevis and
I gave you like my favorite name too.
I love the name Anubis because I love, you know, the God Anubis.
So. Yeah, I have a couple Anubis
figurines right in front of my face right now.
Like I'm like, yeah. I did too.
I have Shiva and. You know, one of my favorite
Hindu deities my friend introduced me to is Durga.
Oh yeah. Amazing I and she brought me
back from India a Durga like last.
Really. Dope 1 and so I love that one so
much. But Durga is also like a a dark
feminine goddess in my opinion. Like definitely giving that like
I like people, not people, but like energies that represent
duality and it's full. In fact, like I really am into
like the black and white like in a way of like you can't keep the
same perception and expect to get different results.
And so many people cannot see where they are fucking up in
this situation. Like they are blaming everyone.
It's Oh my God, I had to go to court.
I got a traffic ticket and then my boyfriend lost his job and we
only have one car right now. All this dumb shit.
It's like all of that is a product of your own actions,
like everything that's happening here, your own fucking actions.
And like you not having a car is probably because you keep
getting speeding tickets. You can't pay your insurance,
you bitch about gas money. Now spirits like well you don't
even need a car, you can't afford 1 you know.
And like so many people just like gaslight you about their
own personal issues that yes you may need to get a second job.
Like I said earlier, when I had a $10,000 a month, I was working
literally doing readings from the moment I got off work until
ten, 11:00 at night, forgetting to eat, not taking care of
myself, you know, and you have to be careful what you wish for,
right? Like I was manifesting all these
clients and I remember one month it sold me out for like 3 months
after that. Like, I just remember this one
month started and then like for the next three months, it was
like it was not so, you know, but so many people just can't
take responsibility. Like I could have complained
like, damn, this is too much. But I'm the one who manifested
it. So I pulled through.
And after those three months, I shut, shut down for a little
bit, you know, and recouped. But like, I don't know, I just
had been around so many people, especially as of late, who just
can't sit with their own shit that they've created.
Like they have to go out and drink or party or have like
meaningful or, or unmeaningful connections and relationships
constantly. They're in and out of
relationships. They're in it, you know what I
mean? It's like, it really baffles me.
And that was another reason I had to, like, raise my prices
because I just felt like people were using me as a crutch rather
than a resource and a tool that they were building upon.
That's probably true too. Listen to your intuition.
It's always. Right.
Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you see that a
lot because on TikTok, everybody wants something for free.
Oh, I my DMS are full. Can I get a free rating?
I'm like, do I look like a robot
to you? Like this stuff is actually like
exhausting. Scammers of you too.
I used to have multiple pages but I reported them and I kept
reporting them and they're gone. Like they had all my old content
too and it was super embarrassing unless they blocked
me and there's like 3 pages and they're gone now.
Yeah, I have so many scammers and at the moment that I'll
start like posting messages again.
They will pop back up and be DM and everyone.
But you know, I think that for a long time that stressed me out
to not make content and then I got comfortable and complacent
without making content without all those extra stressors.
So it's been a lot to like try to get on there and post every
day. I'm like, shit, I need to post
again. But I also like never was one
that really did a bunch of like strategic, you know what I mean?
I just posted if I felt like posting.
And I remember back in the day I would post like 6 tik toks at
once and then hop off It just keep posting.
Yeah, like a psycho, like just constant.
I noticed this one creator he posted like I can't remember.
He's like he's like a spiritual like musician I guess.
He makes like really high valve music.
I love him. I can't remember his name but
yes yes yes. He commented on one of my
readings and shared it and I almost died because I like
really look up to him. But I noticed he posts a lot a
day so I tried that one day I post like 20 tik toks in one day
and I was like how does he have the energy to do this?
Like I give him mad props. He deserves all the fame and
success because that was exhausting to do.
I saw he just bought his mom like a Rolls Royce or something
like really nice car and or maybe it was a Mercedes.
I don't know what it was, but he he's definitely stay consistent.
He's definitely someone who kept putting in the work when people
were like that's annoying or that stupid or you look silly.
And I'm just going to say he's fine as fuck.
Like as a straight woman, that man, I mean, I'm, I'm bisexual,
but as a, a woman seeking a man, I guess he's fine.
But he also gives off like he gives off like undercover gay
vibes to me. Like I don't know why, but I
know he's got a, he's got a person or a girl or whatever,
but he gives off undercover gay vibes as a like a straight woman
looking at a like a even a man who's in touch with his
feminine. He's taking it even further than
that. And I don't know, does he do
that? Like the hair bouncing?
Yeah, the crop. Tops.
The crop tops are fine because that used to be in style and my
dad used to wear those back in the 80s.
That was a whole thing. That's coming back, but it's
more of his demeanor, his movements.
It's not giving straight man, I want you to suck my Dick.
It's given I'm ready to suck your Dick like.
I love how he does like content though, like spicy and it looks
way different than like the vibes that he gives off in his
music videos. Like his content, he'll be like,
you know, a comment for the link or something for the link and
he'll send you like the link, I guess to subscribe.
And I'm like, bro, you look so different right here.
What? I'm so confused.
Right now, yeah, I've noticed that too.
I mean sometimes like I, I think he is an only fans I'm pretty
sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
what it is. Yeah, and that's.
Never wanted the link because I don't need it.
I kind of assumed that's what it was.
Yeah, I think he does have an only fans.
I wonder, I wonder about his sexuality.
Not that not for any other reason, just in curiosity.
Do your thing like I'm a supporting.
I think he's I think he's fine and I love his music.
I love that that money song that he's got that one that he's
really promoting. And my favorite thing that he
does is he will make like 10 videos to the same fucking clip.
Of music. And that actually works for him
very well. I know that's why I like tried
it out for a day. I was like, yeah, she has so
much energy. Like I would love just like half
of his energy because I don't know how he does it, but he's
really passionate about it. But I would love to have a
Zodiac sign you. Know he has to be giving off
some Aries energy like some bad like fuck you.
I'm going to set my own tone. Hold on.
My cat thought she was about to climb through the window and I
guess figure something out so I had to go get her.
I don't know what she thinks she's doing, but no, he's very
passionate. He's definitely popping off and
he definitely has a really good energy.
Like his, his aura, his energy, like he's, he's great.
But that's where I feel like my intuition is giving.
Like closeted. Vibes I think bisexual that
like. Yeah, like, but I get vibes.
Yeah, he's something I don't know.
But I mean, he's, he's got a beautiful thing going.
And I've seen a lot of spiritual practitioners like females
hyping up his success, like hyping up his transformation.
And you said the same thing. So like there's a lot of like
spiritual women who are super hyping up his journey, which is
amazing. Like, but you know, it's rare
that I even support men half the time.
Like they just all get on. Me too, me too.
It's. Not giving fully straight mail.
No, I don't know. I'm all I'm here for the gays
and the days and all that right now.
Because at the end of the day, like I've always been someone
who has been like, be yourself very much.
But I think the more vocal I've been about it and like really
just like, fuck you. I don't care what you think
about me. It has really attracted some
amazing people into my life who also are like living
authentically. Because to be a gay woman or to
be someone who's out of the norm is something we would have just
been straight burned at the stake for.
She's a witch getter. You know what I mean?
It's like, gotta have her. Oh, they would love me.
She's a lesbian and a witch and she's all this crazy shit and
she's devoted to all these different gods and goddesses.
Oh Lord. She's a lesbian and a witch.
Get her now. I for real.
I've literally had readings with people where they're like, you
know, you were like, burned at the stake before, right?
And they're like, I think I was there with you.
And I'm like, yeah, for sure. Like that's always like I've
always known. Well, I wouldn't say always, but
I feel like I've always been very rebellious.
Like I've always been like you tell me I can't and I'm going to
make it my life to do that. Like you tell me I shouldn't do
something like my family used to be like kind of like, oh, you
shouldn't get tattoos or you'll regret those or whatever.
Like whatever it was. And I love to remind people in
my family, I don't regret any of my tattoos.
If I regret, don't. If I regret something, we just
cover it up with something new. It's just perfect.
Like I'm always just like, not that I've covered, I've only
covered one thing up. But you know, it's like people
will say you won't like this, but how do you know?
You know what I mean? And I've always felt like that.
The only tattoo I've ever covered up well, which we just
actually did like a blast over or was on my neck and it was a
cross and I blasted over it with a spiritual Tibetan piece.
So I couldn't think of anything better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that's amazing.
And I love that, you know, I had a peace on heart.
It was on my foot and it was like done in that apartment.
It was just ugly and not good. And like, I just covered it with
a rose. Like a whole big rose covered my
whole foot really. But I think it's funny.
When people like keep. Really crappy tattoos that could
be covered. Like, I don't know what the deal
is with that. Like you getting that covered
step you stepped into your power, right?
Like you know what I mean? I just don't understand when you
see people who are like, Oh yeah, I still have my ex's name
on me or just whatever. It's just like fucking weird.
Like it's weird energy. Like when you get that covered
or like my favorite thing is, is when people don't have money,
but then they're like getting tattooed or something, or they
or like they'll hate on tattoos and then all of a sudden they'll
get them and now they love them or just like whatever.
It's just like so many people do things to be at odds with
others. And it's like if everyone just
was going to be themself and did what was working for them,
that'd be great. You know, I think the world
would be such a happier place if people stopped worrying about
what other people were going to think about it.
Because I know for a long time I did not get tattoos until I
didn't start getting a lot of like visible stuff until 2020.
So like just five years ago. And that was like, you know, I'm
well, 2526 years old at this time, you know what I mean?
So it's like, actually I'm older than that.
I'm all, I'm like 25 or 28 at this time.
Like, I don't know, I waited my whole damn 20s, which is
probably a good thing. So I would have probably got
some dumb shit if I would have gotten like younger.
I don't know. I don't know what I would have
got. I probably would have ended up
with some like stars everywhere. Just something I don't know.
I got my first one on my stomach whenever I was 16 and they're
actually swallows like the birds and you know how they mate for
life and then below them it says no lies, just love.
And I'm going to keep them forever because I don't know, I
just, I think they're so cute. Sparrows.
Yeah, yeah, Sparrow so. I got those.
I got those like a few years ago.
They say mother and father, but I I wanted those because of my
childhood. Everybody had those and I wanted
them back then. That was like the one thing that
I remember like the e-mail kids getting the Sparrow birds like
on their chests with like a banner or something.
And I always was like I want 10. My gosh, my my wife has them
right here. Really.
Then it has like the Michael Jordan quote.
I can't remember what it says. No bird sores too high.
She soars with her own wings or something like that.
I don't know. She.
That was like, that was an era. And you know, I've also thought
about getting like a lower back like tramp stamp tattoo just
because like I've saw those are like getting really popular.
But also I just always thought those were super cute.
Like, I don't know, when I was a kid and I used to see people
with tattoos. I used to think those are so
cool. I always thought they were too.
And everyone's like, what's a tramp stamp?
And I'm like, well, I guess I have a huge one because mine
literally kind of go down to like my butt cheeks and my back
pieces and then it goes all the way up to the back of my neck
and most of it's blacked out. So it was not.
It wasn't pleasant, but I took a nap so it wasn't too bad.
It's a lot. It was a lot.
Well, this has been a wonderful episode you all and probably a
longer episode, but we are so, so grateful for you, Michaela.
Thank you for joining us here in Candyland and we will see you
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