Welcome to fucking Candy Land, hosted by Rampage and Gemini.
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I went thrifting today and I have an amazing story.
There was a Candyland box and it said your child's first game and
I thought, how significant is this because I.
We were recording, but another really amazing thing that
happened as I walked into this thrift store and this lady at
the front said my purse was too big to come inside.
I could put it in the car. So we were like, okay, we'll
leave because I'm not going to go set my purse in the car after
you announced this to everyone in this obviously ratchet thrift
store. So basically, we leave and there
was a lady walking in past us who had a purse the same size as
mine, almost the same exact purse.
And what do you know if that Lady gets to go in?
And then she didn't say nothing, she didn't come back out.
We sat there and watched, yeah. That's just because I was
looking cute. I put my makeup on today.
It's never before heard in my life somebody say you can't
come. Like, I can go into the movie
theater with the whole last comforter stuffed inside a giant
bag and they don't say shit, but you can't walk into the thrift
store. And you think I'm going to steal
from the Peddler's Mall? Do I look like I'm coming into
the Peddler's Mall to call the bag full of stuff that you
probably should have just thrown out anyways?
Some like, you know, every once in a while you get something at
a thrift store and you're like, hell, yeah, this was fire.
Like, you know, whatever. But let's just say that like
when you go to a peddler's mall, for those that go to these types
of places, probably about, I don't know, it's 5050, you know
what I mean? Like there's 50% junk and like
50% good stuff. Sometimes it's priced at a good
price, or sometimes these people want 1970 retail price for it in
2023. But for the lady to tell me that
I couldn't bring my person but another lady walked in right
past me, went right in an older lady.
But it's because they know that you're into men with throat
tattoos. You're tatted up wearing dark
lipstick. You're up to no fucking good out
here trying to find a daddy in the thrift shop.
And she was not going to have it.
She told me you can put your, you can put it in the car.
And I thought to myself, I bet this lady really thinks I'm
going to go do that. Like.
That's part of like a scheme though, like.
What if there's a scheme and you look super cute dressed up and
you go and put it inside of your Were you driving your car?
No, I was OK because I was about to say you're you look like a
target in your car. Well, thank you Gemini, but this
late we didn't see what vehicle I came in.
She was just being a cunt. And I'm not a target because I
have a gun and they're a target. I'm not going to put my gun in
the car. The the gun will not be separate
from my persons. So if I can't come into your
dusty ass bin shop to come look around at your has been
bullshit. Then don't come for me because
I'm leaving and I was with my friend.
I don't go to sketchy places like that without my brother.
And yeah, so there's that. I wish you would have been like,
no, I'm packing heat, bitch. I'm not leaving my gun in my
car. You know, I couldn't wait to
tell you about it. I know that because whenever
that Lady walked right in swiftly after she told us to
leave and had like a very similar size purse, I was like.
I cannot wait to tell Jim and I. And then I was like, you know
what? I will never in my life come
back here. Ever.
I was meant to record in this
spot. You know what I just realized?
I have my human design cards literally right here, and I
never have them downstairs. But I brought them downstairs
last night because I was looking at something.
And then I decided to be down here and had I gone upstairs to
record, I would have left them down here and not have had them
at the end. Look at that divine alignment.
It's a beautiful moment. You know what I love?
That it is fall season almost, and it's socially acceptable to
talk about Halloween. And even though I've been
talking about Halloween for like a whole month and a half, I'm
really excited. But I'll just be honest that
there was like no good Halloween stuff out this year.
Like in the beginning of the season, I got some cool candles.
Those taper candles I showed you.
But like all of the decor stores and craft stores had like,
nothing good. Even to the point where
Michael's has 40% off Halloween stuff right now.
Like, why would you have 40% off Halloween stuff?
And yeah, I know because it's like they want to get rid of it
and put Christmas stuff up. We're still a whole almost two
months away from Halloween and all technicality and.
How would it be on sale then? Because it sucks.
That's what I'm saying. That's fucking wild.
I don't know. I think that you're right.
I think that they they do want to push out what they can.
They want to get the Halloween stuff out of the way and then
they're going to step right to Christmas.
They're not even going to. I think a lot of people don't
even like celebrate Thanksgiving anymore.
Or like, I know a lot of people don't want to call it
Thanksgiving. They'll call it like family
dinner or whatever, but like or friends giving, but they don't
even market that holiday anymore.
It's all a big marketing thing. It's all for whatever's going to
make the most money. And Halloween just doesn't make
as much money as Christmas does. You have so many, you know,
there's so many religions and stuff where those people won't
even celebrate Halloween that that's not where their money
maker is. Their money maker, I feel like,
is Christmas and Easter. Because those are the yeah, but
not everybody has a Boo. Some people are lonely, frumpy
buying vibrators. I bet you vibrator sales goes up
incredibly in the month of February, but like, I don't.
I guess you're right. I guess to me, like, we just
don't really celebrate Valentine's Day.
And so I don't really, like, lump that in or think about it.
But people do really be doing crazy ass shit for Valentine's
Day. Imagine having to clean up the
hotel rooms the day after though, because like should be
wild. Do the visualizes out on that
was not pleasant. Thank you for that, no.
I can't imagine how much waste comes from wrapping paper
though. Like it's my biggest pet peeve.
Like I like gift bags because I save them all, reuse them, you
know what I mean? Like people can recycle those,
but like I despise wrapping paper because I feel like it is
one of the most wasteful. Things that just go into the
landfill and deteriorate, like, I just think it's just not okay.
Yeah, I don't really. We don't really do wrapping
paper. I've never even, I've never been
big on wrapping paper, even when my kids were little.
Like, I've always done gift bags or stuff comes inside of a box
and I'll put your box in another box and be like, surprised.
Unwrap the box I mean. I just think that they always
talk about like this carbon footprint thing, but like
wrapping paper is a fucking billion dollar industry that
they are popping their shit on. And I don't agree with it at
all. I mean, not to say like, I
understand for kids it's like fun and whatever, but I think.
Kids are just way too spoiled. And I'll say it again and again,
I just don't think any kid should get over 10 presents
total for Christmas. I think that sets them up for
failure later on in life because 10 presents is a lot for a kid
and I'm talking for multiple people from multiple avenues.
That's still a lot of presents and kids expect that or expect
these things. And then when they get older and
realize that their parents had to work fucking 42 hours, that.
Months that added up to that one gift.
Or you know what I mean? Like, that's just unacceptable
to me. I saw this meme the other day
and it had a a picture of like, fruit in a cup and it said grown
in Brazil, packaged in Thailand, sold to you in America.
But they're worried about your carbon footprint.
Absolutely. And you know, I saw something as
well that I got in my IPSI bag that said it was manufactured
somewhere over. Like South America or something,
but distributed by Canada. And I'm in America, you know
what I mean? Like it was made somewhere, went
to Canada packaged or whatever. Says it's a Canadian company,
but your product is fully coming from a different country and
then you're shipping it to America.
For it to end up like in an IPSI bag that's like you know $15 or
something like to sell it for $0.80 a unit, it's nuts to me.
Well they can sell it for $0.80 a unit and make a profit on it
because they didn't have it packaged inside of Canada.
And so whatever labor that was, it was cheaper for them to do
the shipping and get the labor outsourced and then send it to
you for $0.80 a thing than it is for them to do it all in house
themselves. I know it's sick.
I don't understand how people end up doing that because there
are even small businesses where they'll get like a, you know,
they'll sign a contract with the company or whatever to help them
mass produce something. And so then, you know, China
buys up a lot of people's like small business things and make
things for people. And it's almost like a it's
almost like a drop ship. It's almost like they'll buy
your company from you and send you a Commission check.
But they're handling all of your sales and all of the things and
that's never really jived with me.
I've known somebody who who did that and she ended up basically
selling her whole company because she ended up having no
say over quality control or anything.
She's just the customer service person at, you know, by the end
of it, having to answer for things being wrong with her
product that she's not even manufacturing or packaging
anymore or sending to people so. She's not even seeing it at all.
She doesn't see it at all. She was basically just like
getting money from it and profit from it.
And so like, yeah, that's just you still have to do all the
marketing, all of the things. And by doing that, like, you
know, we've talked about before having control over your passion
things and making sure that the money at the end of the day
isn't your top importance and thing.
The quality of what you're doing and loving what you're doing is
important. And to start something and to
start a company and to do the marketing and have people gain
trust in you, and then to turn around and be like, I'm selling
this company. These aren't even things that
are coming from my hand. They're not coming from my home.
You know, I'm, I'm selling me and my energy, but somebody over
here with small baby hands is putting it into this little
teeny box for you. Well, yeah, that's sad.
And I know baby hands because of child labor.
I know that's what I I got it. I got the joke.
And it's not a joke. It's really fucked up because
we've outsourced everything in America to these countries and
so we're kind of at their mercy. And The thing is, as much as
like these countries don't like America and the way they live,
they love our consumerism. So when people think that like
China's going to do this or do that, like China wants our
business because they treat us as an asset, we owe them so much
money, they basically. Own us, but they let us pretend
that they don't and they do at the same time because they don't
Like they wouldn't have that type of business from these
little pop up like very bad quality like Timu wish things.
They wouldn't have that type of business from the people around
them because the market's not there.
These people know that it. XYZ You know what I mean?
That it's going to break in three months and two days, but
you saved $20 that you would save in America, and that's
really all that matters. People think that like all of
the assets or the wealth is here in America.
But the sad thing is, is it's all in other countries, which is
why there's inflation here, because the rich masters that
have the money here hoard it. And you're not going to get it.
And you owe them money next month because they're your
landlord or your boss or whatever it may be.
So the sad thing is, is like as much as we say that we're
against certain things, you know, they've created like
monsters. They've created this monster
that is America. That is all consumers and what
we are the most consumerist in the in the world.
And they love that. Like they need that.
They need that to keep their pockets lined.
So, like, talking like they want to destroy us or start war or
all these different things. Like if they wanted to do those
things, they already own us. Like we owe so much money to
these other countries. And The thing is, is like, they
brainwash us here in America to think that we're the greatest.
But like everyone knows, China could take us out at any given
time. And then Russia's just, like,
kind of. What I want to say has like a
vendetta against everyone. I feel like Russia's kind of
like the modern day Hitler thing going, you know what I mean?
I don't know. It's something about that, but I
feel like the world in our holidays feed these other
countries so much money is what I'm trying to get at.
That was the point. No, I get exactly what you're
saying. And and what you were talking
about about, you know, people that have money here and
whatever, those people that make all of that money a majority of
the time are not paying the same taxes, are not paying a lot of
the taxes because they put their money into these offshore
different country money systems. And so they're not even paying
back. So the people who are making, I
don't want to say all the people, but there are a lot of
people who make money by having businesses here in the US and
then they find ways to shorthand.
They're able to afford all of these tax people who can get
them, you know, all of these tax breaks and whatever, and show
them all the things. So then they're, you know,
greedy here and there, but then they have money underhanded.
You hear all the time about the IRS busting people who have
fucked tons of money and them like paying it out and settling
it or whatever, and then it just goes away.
Well, not really. Because the government loves to
bust rich people that they don't already own.
I feel like our government is like, you know, like the JP
Morgans of the world. And like how they had all the
money during, like the Industrial Revolution and they
had all the money during slavery, and they had all the
money when we came to fucking America.
You know what I mean? Like, it's never steered from
its original roots. Not feel like the greed from our
consumerism has made it worse, worse than it ever has been.
There was this ranking of all the tax brackets for like
millionaires or wealthy people. And like in the 40s they were
getting taxed like 80%. They were paying 80% of the
taxes. But now like in the last like 50
years, it's went from them paying like 50 to 40 to 30 to 20
to 28 to 32 to 42 to 20 again, you know what I mean?
And it's like that cycle or sweep of people and that's why
like I. No reincarnation like you come
with karmic lessons and I do believe people will make it
right. I do think that there has to be
some type of checks and balances system that like actually will
come to fruition, but I just choose not to like feed their
agenda further with like really. Feeding that cycle of
consumerism and things like, people don't realize that if
everyone was just like, we're going to boycott this brand on
this day and I'm talking complete blackout, like everyone
was on the same page, not one person went there, not the
person who just fucked. The people don't care.
No, I'm talking zero people. They would lose billions of
dollars and they would stop. Fucking with people, you know
what I mean? Like Starbucks, If everyone's
like on February 17th, we're boycotting Starbucks and it went
like a sweep. And every person truly did, like
they would lose so much money. And it's just like they don't
realize that we actually do hold a lot of those powers, but they
make us believe we don't. So we never band together and
actually get anything done. I also don't think that people
as a whole realize how much money we spend.
Like here and there, like little dollars here and there.
And I know that for me, like I told you, I'm on this.
Like I have specific things that I'm wanting to spend my money
on, and I'm also changing my entire mindset around like
abundance and prosperity. And I am not spending money on
just extra little shit. I'm just not doing it.
Like. And I found for me like, I'm
finding all types of different ways to be resourceful with what
I already have and appreciate what I already have in a way
that I wasn't before. Like, I thought I was going to
buy my son a whole new bed and I was looking online or whatever.
And I was like, OK, well, I said like, I'm not making new
purchases in the month of September outside of like an
emergency. And like, our bills.
I'm not, I'm not getting coffee. I'm not doing anything
additional. And I'm not buying food out.
I'm making a point to go to the grocery store because what you
spend, you know, on one meal going out could feed you for
multiple meals at home. And so said I wasn't going to
get him a bed. And then I realized that I had
double stacked mattresses in my daughter's room when we got her
new bed. And so I have a mattress in
there and I could have just spent, you know $200.00, a new
one for him had I just impulsified.
And we don't realize how many things we are.
Like we're double buying on things we are.
You had talked about coffee the other week and I was like, I'm
drinking my coffee, don't hate, but like since that I realized I
have to go cups in my kitchen and I just make myself to go
coffee. And I already have flavoring
that I haven't been using and so I use that like, come on now.
Honestly, I love that because I did that in the month of August.
I like, cut pretty much all subscriptions and just things
like I'm down to literally to like digital subscriptions.
Like I have like paid for everything yearly.
Because I found that like you know, you do save money if you
just like buy Dropbox for a year, Google Drive for a year,
whatever it is, and I'm just like buying it yearly rather
than like looking at those $8. Or so charges every month and
just like doing a one time thing and having one receipt for it
rather than 12 like it just doesn't make sense.
And like that's been really useful for me to just like buy
things for the whole year because I'm like now I know what
this cost and how this affects me, right?
Like I can see the return of investment for this service
like. I personally don't pay for any
TV subscriptions. I just like am on my family.
So if they ever cut that off, like I won't give a fuck, you
know what I mean? Because I don't watch it enough
to care, but at the same time I don't have like a child I need
to entertain or something like that.
It could be a necessity otherwise.
But music is like the only subscription that I really like
is a necessity for me because I cannot do commercials and music.
You know what drives me nuts is commercials and podcasts and
like, listen, I know that we we have a commercial here and there
in ours, and that I wish that all podcasts were just like a
here and there commercial. But I have one of my favorite
podcast crime junkie. They have like four or five
fucking what are they called? Advertisements.
Like 3 or four times during the show.
And so today I'm trying to listen to Murder.
I finally had Brian in the kitchen with me listening to
Murder. I can't ever get him to listen
to it. But anyways, and it just kept on
going to commercials and he's like, what the fuck?
We have to find out what happens.
Honestly, I just personally couldn't do Hulu because of the
commercial thing. You have to pay extra for their
no commercial, Whatever. I'm on this thing.
I don't pay. I'm on my sister's and I'm on my
mom's. Show whatever's and if one of
them doesn't have it, well then I'm fucked because I I'm not
going to, I'm not going to pay for it.
I there's this app called Rocket Money that I downloaded and it
basically helps you see where you're spending money, how much
money you're spending in all of these different categories, and
it breaks down. What you spend and I'm going to
have one for my business account and I'm going to have one for my
personal account. But you put in what your bills
are and all the shit and it like budgets for you and tells you
you should remove this. So I canceled a bunch of
subscriptions. I spent $480 last month between
fast food and drinks apparently, and I don't even eat fast food.
So just like going out and just being like I'm going to grab
this here, like at the gas station or whatever, it all adds
up. You know, it's crazy.
My credit card does that and I'm pretty much like for my personal
use, always use my credit card because I get flight points and
I get free flights. So I basically get that
breakdown in a pie chart every month just on the spending that
I do on there. And sometimes it'll be like
entertainment, which will be like going to do, things will be
expensive or the shopping will be like, wow.
So that's why like I have cut it down big time.
But I did so good the last couple months, like not spending
before I went on my vacation because I knew that I would
spend money in Vegas. But I really did really great.
And it worked out perfect because getting a car, when you
rent the car, you know it's a a rate.
But every time you Uber and tip and stop and go, stop and go,
it's just like so much more money, I feel like.
So it was just really nice because you kind of get to do a
lot more that's free. Or you know what I mean?
That like, doesn't always cost you money every single time you
want to leave the hotel. So that's been that was really
cool. We saved a lot there, but I
haven't been going out and like getting stuff at all.
Did you end? Up going to a different thrift
shop? Yes, we went to several.
We ended up going to Goodwill's and I found one really cool
thing and it was like $0.50 can't beat it.
She's shopping on a budget. Y'all.
She looks expensive but she bug it bar budget bargains.
Well, I'm not digging in those bins for clothes cuz like I
can't. Like I will dig like in a rack
if I can just look at it, but I'm not gonna like dig through
those bins I have. Been shopping with you where
you're digging through racks and OK, I'm a glancer.
When I shop, like I look and I'm like, yeah, none of that really
looks good. You were here, moving stuff to
different racks, going through every single thing, pulling
things out, looking. And you weren't just looking for
yourself either. You'd be like Jim and I.
Look at this. Jackie, look at this.
Oh my gosh, this would look. So you need a wallet with a with
a thing for your wrist. Like you just kept up.
You were going for it, looking at all the shit.
Well, not by a bunch of stuff that I picked out for you
though. It's fine.
It was. Perfect.
And you know what? I get told here?
For those of you on Patreon, let me see if I can show you.
Those fuzzy ass big ass slipper platform Slippity sloppities are
the most comfortable thing. I get complimented everywhere
about how comfortable those look.
I've almost broken my ankle twice, but now I know how to
walk in them. They're luxurious.
You know, I love finding those Ugg slides at the TJ Maxx's
because they're like $2530, especially when you find them in
Florida. That was the 1st place I found
them and then we found them in Utah.
You will never find those in Kentucky because these little
sweeper snappers will snap those up and they'll have them on
Facebook Marketplace before 3:00 in the afternoon beyond there,
so. I feel like the demographic when
we went into that TJMaxx was like.
Real elegant old lady. Honestly, every TJMaxx that you
go into in every different market has different things.
And a lot of those markets out West have extremely nice purses
and Jews like extremely nice. Like we're here.
They don't even really carry, like Michael Kors or like the
name brand stuff anymore because I guess, like, I don't know,
they just, they have a bunch of like, little, you know, like
nothing exciting purses. But every time I go out West and
go to a freaking TJMaxx, I'm like, I have to get another
suitcase. You bought a suitcase.
My suitcase is so fucking beautiful.
I also get comments and compliments on my suitcase when
I go places and when I had to pack to go to Pendleton to go
get chased by hobos. I was so excited to get to pack
my skull thing and I realized that there was like two or three
stuff that was inside of the suitcase so that I hadn't
unpacked from our trip. And I was like, oh, I want to
go. I mean, mine is fucking crazy
ass home girl, but like, I loved hanging out with just you and
Jackie and I wish that our whole.
Trip had been us staying in that Airbnb and going in like walking
around town and going to shops and doing pictures and shit
because like first of all I wouldn't known how to dress for
that and I'm so disappointed when I look back on the pictures
of that trip and I was told like.
We're going to be camping and when and like a spiritual
retreat. So when I'm thinking of going
camping I'm thinking we're butt fucking ass ugly.
And I thought I was great that I was showing up with chapstick
and mascara and then here you and Jackie are and you guys are
just naturally fucking adorable. And I brought like.
Clothes to wear outside and the rugged terrain and you guys have
all these outfit changes. You're cutest shit taking
pictures and I I feel like because Home girl is a bum ass
hoe and doesn't know how to dress herself.
She wanted someone else to feel like a bum ass hoe and being
told to bring leggings and sweaters.
I feel some fucking way about it.
You know, I still can't get over that stranger lady planning a
whole surprise trip for me and you to meet and then acting like
a crazy psycho after that. It's like she put in so much
work. Y'all for the new listeners.
Those that haven't went back to the beginning.
When me and Gemini finally got to meet in person, it was a
complete surprise. Like a 360 surprise.
I was so shocked that if you haven't seen that video, Scroll
down on my Instagram and look at my face because it was like a
game changer. She was like, so secretive.
I can't believe that you really did keep that secret from me.
And I wasn't even, like, picking up on it.
Like, it was just so interesting how all of that unfolded the way
that it did. But with that being said, the
fact that a stranger planned that entire trip and then
flipped out on everyone and told us how fake that we were, and
like, how just she hated everything about us, it's like I
am exactly the same person and so is Gemini, because why would
we get along together? And like, we've never met
either. She acts like we had all known
each other and yet we were isolating her.
No, I've never met Gemini. Gemini.
I'd never met Jackie. We'd never met this lady like,
you know, the list goes on. No one knew each other except me
and Jackie. So with that being said, it was
like one of those moments where there was like no regard and no
warning because this lady had done a lot of like extras and
like kept secrets and done all of this stuff.
And it's like, for what though? Like what did you think you were
going to get out of that? What did you think was going to
benefit you from that? Because she never did readings
with me. She only had done like, bought
merch and stuff. But I don't remember ever doing
a reading with her. And I feel like that's the same
for you. She bought a bunch of your merch
from your website, but yet I don't feel like she ever did
readings. So it's like, what was she
trying to concoct? And why did she want you to feel
like we were going to do a spiritual retreat when I've
spoke out a million times how you can't have a spiritual
retreat if you're drinking alcohol?
So that's where I had been, like, confused and frustrated
is. That so this whole thing had
been told to me that it was. And of course you and I aren't
talking about your plans going because you don't think I'm
going. So all of the information that I
had was with her and she was telling me that it's like a
spiritual retreat. We're going to be hiking.
We're going to be doing stuff out in nature.
I was like, what should I be bringing?
She's like, well, we're going to be camping.
And I was like, OK, and so then when I when we get there and
it's a tiny house. And so I'm like, I I just, I
just envisioned something different.
I didn't understand. And yes, absolutely had it.
But what if it had been just you and Jackie had showed up, You
two know each other and you don't know this girl.
And for whatever reason, you know, she would yell about she
yelled about you that night or whatever when she almost got
thrown off the fucking balcony, but she wouldn't act like like
she wasn't. How do I say it?
It's like she wouldn't have been scared to have confrontation
with you guys, but she wasn't having the same confrontation
with me, even though she was like talking to me and getting
mad to me. Does that make sense?
Like she wasn't nervous to talk, but she wouldn't have, like,
done anything else. What's weird to me is like, I
don't know where all the anger came from because, like, she
sunned up for all of these extra things.
She invited us out there, She invited you out there.
She planned the surprise. She committed to pick us up at
the airport, drop us off, and then immediately turn around
like 4 hours later and get you from the airport.
Like she committed to all of those things.
So it just really still blows my mind on, like what goes through
people's heads. Especially since, like we're
truly in a spiritual war. And I do think that the universe
is going to manifest distractions for anyone, whether
that's a relationship or a friendship or something, a
distraction of some sort. And I feel like she was just
such a distraction. Like, why were you you even
involved in drama? Like, in the beginning?
Like, why was she mad? Or like wanting to vent to you
or start shit? Like it didn't make sense.
Like none of it made sense. I didn't get it.
So what? What started it from?
From what I remember is what started it that night was she
kept on making those like. Remember the entire day she was
just making, like, underhanded tones and, like, she got upset.
We were all at the grocery store and like, just these little
things here or there. And then when we were all going
to, I think everybody was going to go lay down in bed.
She was just sitting on the end of her bed and was like, just
looked so frustrated. And she'd been on the phone with
her husband, and so I asked her what was wrong.
And she she had said that she just felt like she was left out.
And I was like, I'm so sorry that you're feeling that way.
And she's like, I feel like you all talk shit about me.
And I was like, no, but I I was like literally that's like all
you and I was not mean about it like and.
For real, because I I wasn't in the mode yet at the beginning of
the conversation to be angry. I was in the mode of, Oh my
gosh, this person feels left out.
And like do they have legitimate things?
Like if I feel left out, I would be like, this happened and this
happened and it made me feel left out.
And she couldn't come up with anything of why she was feeling
left out. And when I would point things
out like. We wanted to sit out with you at
the fire. We were inviting you to go sit
out at the fire. You know, you left, whatever.
And then she just started screaming about how I am
catering to you by making your plate and by making dinner and
cleaning up and that she thought that we were boss bitches.
But I'm here making people dinner and washing dishes and
she just doesn't see it and blah blah blah.
And I'm like. Do boss bitches not eat?
I didn't see. I didn't see her jump in and
help make any fucking food. I didn't.
You know, I didn't see her saying, Oh no, please don't make
me dinner tonight. I saw her over here getting her
plate served to her too. It's not like I made you a plate
and we're like Jackie and home Girl fuck yourselves.
I don't know. The whole fucking situation is
just really still dumbfounding. And I feel like at the same
time, just because there was alcohol involved and maybe pills
like it's just hard to really relate to her.
And I'm glad I'm not. Your husband?
She did cheat on her husband. And they had only known each
other for a very short moment before they got married.
And like, when we planned this trip, they didn't even know each
other yet. So, like, you know, I just feel
like a lot changed in her life hormonally and just drama had
been brought to the table. This guy was in a biker gang
that she made sure we knew that they kill people, which I was
like great. And then we found out he's not
actually in the gang. He's just a runner.
She was like it it was very OK. So it was just so odd because
she would have these moments of like, we all felt like we were
getting connected to her and like she would like open up.
And we were having this like deep conversation.
Like she was talking about like having a baby, like her
marriage, all this stuff, like all these intimate details about
things, and then turns around and is like.
And I don't. That's what it was.
And I don't feel comfortable telling you guys anything.
And I'm like, you literally were just telling us like.
And then she wants to know how come after she's been crazy all
weekend and telling us all this crazy fucking shit about her
husband, why we're like, we're getting an Airbnb?
I don't want to fucking go back. And have you've been telling
this man all weekend how much you hate us and whatever other
version you threatened to leave us in the fucking desert hours
away from a rental car company or an airport?
And you're going to then think that we're going to come and
sleep in your home and eat food that this man makes.
You've lost your fucking mind. Because I would have gone
postal. I'd have got we.
We'd have got into trouble, you know, it's crazy.
Speaking of the desert Burning Man, the music festival was this
past weekend and they are currently stuck in the desert
because on September 1st, which was two days ago, there was a
massive flood that went raging through Nevada desert.
And basically not a flood. It was a brainstorm that created
a flood, that created a mudslide that's now trapped RV's, campers
and people in thongs, all in the desert.
And you know, they didn't bring a lot for the festival, just
hammocks, drugs and G strings. Because I saw the befores like,
I saw like the pictures of what they were wearing before this
happened, and now they are bundled up and freezing and have
no water or bathrooms. And I just encourage everyone to
go look on TikTok and beyond the trending videos of Burning Man,
it's really, really helping me realize I never want to go to
Burning Man. I'm riding down hammocks, drugs
and G strings as the name for this episode.
You said that. And I was like, I cannot forget
that she said that that could go on a tshirt.
It really could. And it could have look at like a
lollipop, hammocks, drugs. And you know, I'm not really
about going and doing Burning Man and shit like that because
it's too many people. But I would also really fucking
hate to be stuck out there. Their Booty Kings are going to
get sunburned. More interesting is these people
have very expensive campers, very expensive like cars and
Jeeps and things. So Jeeps are normally pretty
withstandable of like being able to go through mud and rocks.
I mean, you saw it. We saw it in Utah.
Well, the Jeeps that tried to drive on the Mudslide are all
the way sunk in the mud all the way.
All you can see is like the roof of the car.
Well and. Also, that mud is all.
Like hardening now. So it's not like it's wet mud
that they is like pliable anymore either.
It's all getting hard. My thing is, whose insurance is
going to cover this? How are they ever going to get
those RV's out of there? They're abandoning.
I mean, some of these people are from Sweden, like the girl I was
watching that I sent you the video.
She's from Sweden or some other country.
Like, she's not from here and they're going to have to walk
like 2 1/2 miles in this to get to a highway where it will be
concrete, and then walk another 2 1/2 miles to Reno.
So my real question is, who's going to come out and salvage
all this? If it's like stuck stuck there,
whose insurance companies are actually going to cover this?
Even if you have full coverage and comprehensive?
Like, what the fuck yeah, cuz? I don't even know what kind of
thing that would that fall under, like a natural disaster.
Claws. And do they even cover natural
disaster stuff? Yeah, they do.
But like it, it's not just a natural disaster that, like,
you're in your zip code, you're at your house, like you are
maybe in a rental car. Maybe you're in a car that's not
yours. You know what I mean?
Like, I would imagine with what I'm seeing with these campers,
like, who is going to get these campers out?
You know what I mean? Yeah, I have no idea.
Like, I don't know, it's really crazy.
And some of the outfits, the people are like Burning Man
expectation of them like the day before, and they're cute outfits
to Burning Man reality the next day.
And there's not really been any content posted in the last like
20 hours because everyone's phones are dead now.
And the people who have generators, because a lot of
people do, they're like flying over in helicopters and they're
like, don't turn on your generator.
Basically it'll create like a electromagnetic magnetic.
Wave in the water. That will fry everyone touching
the water. Yeah, it's just like a little
bad. Like it's really bad.
And then there's like so many Porta potties, but like, the
people can't get in to clean them.
So now there's absolutely nowhere.
And the water that there's like not enough water.
Like where people would probably have water in their campers.
Well, this has to be, I mean I get like at first like people
may not know that they're there, may not know to go and help
them, but at this point they've made TikTok videos about it and
stuff. So there has to be some type of
like relief coming to them they. Can't get in there.
No one can get to them, but how would they be able to hike their
way out if nobody can get to them?
Well, I mean it would be like how could you get in, in that
knee deep mud with resources. I mean, they have to have a way
that they like the rich. People that had private jets and
things haven't probably been rescued.
Well, I know, but they if there are people like actually like
genuinely stuck that like can't get out of there, they should be
having some type of like Emergency responder, all of.
Nevada is under a natural or an actual emergency.
Literally, I guess Jelly Roll started a flood because the day
before he had the concert, they left.
And then next thing you know, on September 1st, the very next
day, it's flooding in Nevada. I don't know.
I don't know if it flooded in the city or not.
I'm just kidding. But I mean, I do the lower with
them and they're cleansing. Literally.
Sin City is under under some water, but I don't really.
It's a whole hot mess and I encourage anyone listening to go
look up Burning Man and what's happening because it'll be a few
days after I've said all this and maybe people will be
rescued, but they're saying that like they need a safe place.
Stay put. You're giving me very Breakfast
at Tiffany vibes right now. It's hard to focus on with your
pearls, with your black dress. You've got your earrings, your
hairs, all. I don't look like a dress.
But no, it's not the crop top. With boobies, well, I didn't.
I can't see the crop top part. It just looks like a dress to
me. I look.
Like a very classy lady, but from the waist.
I have no pants on. I have one fucking fly in my
house right now that like, I don't know what it why, but I
keep feeling like I'm fucking Kung Fu master over here.
It came. Inside to let you know that it
doesn't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck
either, and I have a fly swatter and as soon as we're done with
this shit, I'm squishing him. Aww, no.
Flies are one of those things where there there are certain
things that I'm just you can't be in my space.
You know, I feel like that's me with a lot of things, but you
can't be in my face. You can't with us facts.
You know, I really just want to say that I do have sympathy for
those people at Burning Man, but then again, they were talking
about the carbon footprint of the people out there and The
Jets and stuff. So I kind of think maybe you
should cancel Burning Man altogether.
How? I mean there was there no, like
weather report ahead of time saying hey, it's going to be
raining or people were like fuck it.
Because, I mean, there is some things that there are a lot of
people who even if they have a warning that something crazy is
going to happen, they're going to be like, fuck it, I'm going
to go and I'm about to party it up and enjoy my time anyways.
I don't know. I'm really just not sure.
I have no desire to go out into the desert with about 70,000
people and 70 porta pots. Not even, not even if I had my
own personal porta pot. I don't want to.
Go well. Hail Fire.
Hail fire. I can't.
Hot damn. Hot damn.
It's time for the my human design card.
My human design card. Hot damn.
Hot damn it went flying out. Ooh, we got card 26 for the
lens. It's literally a telescope
overlooking a desert. Panoramic Views Got.
That Sagittarius energy. Got that Sanitarius?
All right, Card 26. I swear to God that fucking fly
is going to die. That fucking fly is going to
die. Okay.
So the sign is Sagittarius. The gift is perspective and the
shadow is ego. The gift cannot be found through
shaming or repressing the ego, but only by seeing the beauty
that it holds. Intention is the key.
When you're able to look inward and unlock the door to your
inherent gifts, you may utilize the unique qualities of your
personality for the better of the collective.
Whether savvy or witty or enchanting, you can hold
another's attention and help them to see the world through
new eyes. You help to carve out a new way
forward by simply being yourself and showcasing your thoughtful,
heart centered perspective. Your shadow is ego.
Our collective has emerged from the depths of survival mode,
surviving Burning Man, and because we've built our
civilization from this basis, much of the way that we think
and operate is still indicative of our roots.
As such, Ego is primarily at the centerfold of our experience.
This shadow creates an illusion that the only route to success
is through hard work, individual will, and selfish gain.
You cannot combat divine forces. We mistakenly believe that brute
force is the only way out or up or through, when in fact it's
what keeps us locked in this never ending cycle of the
survival mindset and the broken record of separation and
clashing egos. Your themes are personality,
perspective, and breakthrough. I do feel like this energy is
starting to really shake loose because Venus went direct today.
So like no more Venus retrograde and also some of the other
planets will start going direct shortly.
So I do think that we're coming back from this collective
resurfacing of those trauma bonds and those programs and
those survival belief systems like when you get on the
Internet and you say. I'll never be able to buy a
house or the market is so bad. The boomers got everything for
$12.00 and I get nothing and just all this stuff like I see
it 24/7. You basically consent to that
reality where you will see all the older people have what you
want and you'll never reach that.
But instead you could align yourself with that vision.
And I do feel like there is a breakthrough when you get out of
your own head and you understand that your thoughts, no matter
how crazy it's. Scenes.
No matter how miraculous it is, it can happen.
Last night my friend told me someone he knows won $1,000,000
on a scratch off. He was like, I can't even really
relate to my friend anymore since he won the lottery.
So of course I want to know what lottery he won.
Did he pick numbers? Like what's up?
And when he said he won that on a scratch off, I was just mind
blown. I wonder how much money he
invested in scratch offs before he won that $1,000,000.
Well, she. Was saying like, he's always
really lucky, so I'm not really sure.
I dated this guy whose grandparents always played the
Scratchers and they would play the same thing all the time.
And his grandma died. She never won shit and I just
wonder how much money she put into that.
You know, not that I don't believe that like people can
like find luck and all and all types of things and like there
are people who genuinely win. But I've seen people like spend
crazy ass thousand like they had to thousands of dollars from
like the beginning of time my grandma.
And grandpa have probably gambled hundreds of thousands of
dollars in their lifetime. Hundreds of 1000.
Like 500,000, like, no joke, like every time that they.
Have a good time. It involves gambling.
Like, that's an addiction though.
Like, that's an addiction because the one time that you
win, you believe that that's going to happen again.
And like, I've had chance encounters where I've won like
$4000 on a slot machine and when you win $4000 and like you get
that adrenaline rush from that, it changes your life.
And then? Addicted to it, but like, for
the longest, when I first turned 21, I didn't really want to go
to the bars because I had been doing that for a long time with
like fake IDs and stuff. So, like, I instantly went to,
like, the casinos, Like that was where I wanted to go.
And I used to like have a good time.
And I was telling my friend about this because I was like,
it was a blessing that I decided to stop going to the casinos
because, like, I could see that becoming.
An addiction because it's like it's an adrenaline rush and it's
a waste of time, mostly. Only about 110th of a time do
you like, win. So good luck to everyone who
wants to play the lottery. We hope you win.
Gambling makes me fucking nervous.
Brian's tried to take me to a casino twice and it literally
like, it just makes me super fucking nervous.
And I'm like, why are we spending money that we already
have, hoping that we get money and we don't lose this.
But that's not fun to me. You know, the.
Concept. When you explain it like that, I
don't know what makes it so addictive and fun to people,
especially people who are like, broke already.
Like I've seen people I personally know be like I'm
taking my rent money to the boat.
And like, they don't have a backup.
Like they would literally make like the $750 for their rent and
go into a poker tournament or go over there and do something
crazy and just hope that they're going to like take that 700,
turn it into 25 and leave. And it's like that just doesn't.
Sometimes they'll do that and then spin that back.
It's just like it's a dirty circle.
But we love you all and we are so grateful that.
Our listeners are not at Burning Man because if you were, you
wouldn't be hearing us right now.
And I really do hope those people are okay, but I think
they should abolish the whole thing.
I mean, if you are at Burning Man and you're listening to
this, send us a selfie. Like a like a Lollipop has its
own Instagram page, You could totally go send us a fucking
selfie. Go to the website, let us know
what you want us to talk about so that you can be entertained
while you're stuck there in the middle of bum Fuck.
Nothing. Well.
Yeah, we'll see you next time in Candy Land.
Bye.