1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,760 Gotta talk fast, gotta talk fast. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,440 Gotta talk faster, faster, faster. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:10,640 Gotta talk fast. Welcome to an oral review of 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,520 Archie Comics Sonic the Hedgehog, reminding you that if 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,520 you opposed the despostic, what despotic? 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,720 How do you say that word? Did I spell the wrong despotic? 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,120 D Despotic, all right? No, that's probably right. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,400 You cut out when you were saying it so I couldn't hear you. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,560 Do you know what a despot is? No. 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,400 OK, despot is like a dictator or an absolute ruler. 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:39,400 A king so despotic means one who so just a dictator, Yeah. 12 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:43,760 OK, Do we want to, do we want to restart that or do we just want 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,200 to keep that in for the people who don't know what that word 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,960 means? I'm learning things today, man. 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,760 That's what this, that's what this podcast is about. 16 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,360 It's about learning. Nick, Nick, you are my ear to 17 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,840 the ground, so you go right on ahead. 18 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,720 I'm going to start over, but we can keep this whole fumble in. 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,480 Got it. Welcome to an OR. 20 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,320 I guess we got an answer to you if he got worse or not. 21 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,880 I haven't I've been working. He's been. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,240 Working for three weeks. Straight like it's been bad. 23 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,240 Yeah, I I drove. Away from home. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:31,280 Yeah, and got back. I wrote this and yeah, we're 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,280 good to go, we're good to go. I'm good to go. 26 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,480 Let me make this so it's not cutting off my head. 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,920 All right. Welcome to an oral review of 28 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,200 Archie comic Sonic the Hedgehog, reminding you that if you oppose 29 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,080 the despostic regime of Saudi Arabia and want the United 30 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,880 States to stop supporting it, then you must fight car culture 31 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,280 and support urbanism. According to the US Energy 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,480 Information Administration, America consumes more than 20 33 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:01,360 million barrels of oil per day. 43% of that 20 million goes to 34 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,360 gasoline alone. Avenge the following New York 35 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,320 firefighters by supporting high density zoning, high speed rail, 36 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,040 and thinner highways. Granted, the US only imports 5% 37 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,720 of its petroleum from Saudi Arabia, whereas the US imports 38 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,640 52% from Canada. But if you ever want to oppose 39 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:26,560 both the House and Saud, Saud, House of Saud. 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,480 Interesting. 'Cause it's 'cause it's just 41 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:33,400 Arabia, it's just Arabia and then the ultra mega wealthy 42 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,480 House of Saud makes it Saudi Arabia. 43 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,680 I legitimately did not know that. 44 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:46,120 Yeah. Interesting I'm I I do I just I 45 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,120 just I just watch movies and I listen to that's my thing dude, 46 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,400 that's. Kind of like what this is. 47 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,120 I just, I just know about Sonic the Hedgehog really well, I 48 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,760 guess the I'm learning that's what the podcast is about. 49 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,760 But if you ever want to oppose both the House of Sod and Justin 50 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,680 Trudeau, tell the NIMBY's you never forget that faithful 51 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,440 September morning. You never forgot that freedom 52 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,560 isn't free, it's the cost of your train fare. 53 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,920 I'm Nick, except for this intro. I wrote the script. 54 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,360 And I'm Dominic and except for this very outdated intro because 55 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,880 Justin Trudeau is no longer I was gonna. 56 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:27,800 Say that I may not be the most up to date with current events, 57 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,240 but I do know that Justin Trudeau is no longer. 58 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,960 I am very curious to see he so it's different Prime Minister, 59 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,080 but same political party until they call an election or the 60 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,520 mandatory election the mandated election on in October. 61 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,120 I think in Canada, because Canada uses a Westminster system 62 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,040 because of their British yeah exactly. 63 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,160 They're they're common Commonwealth heritage. 64 00:03:55,600 --> 00:04:00,280 So they so we'll, we'll see because they were before the 65 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,320 Trump situation, before Trump, they were just slated to get 66 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,840 pounded into the dirt, the liberals, which is like slightly 67 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,800 more left Democratic Party, but not too much. 68 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:17,920 But now with the term situation. About America, we are reminding 69 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,560 the rest of the world what happens when you let 70 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,560 conservatism win. So let us be a warning. 71 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,560 Yep, let us be the sacrificial lamb for the rest of the world. 72 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,160 That's in charge of the nation's currency, yes. 73 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,240 OK, so. We are. 74 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:41,720 We are reading Saturday Nights All Right for a Fight Part 1 75 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,000 script by Ken Penders and penciled by Art Mawhinney. 76 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,520 The worst has happened. Sonic the Hedgehog has lost his 77 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,720 memory and joined forces with his arch enemy, Doctor Ivo 78 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,360 Robotnik to overthrow his friends, Princess Sally and the 79 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,120 Freedom Fighters. We're now seconds away from the 80 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,600 action busting loose, so just strap yourselves in. 81 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,080 Sonic the Hedgehog is now staring at Sally and Roeder. 82 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:11,000 Sally thinks to herself, this looks bad, better think fast. 83 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,040 She starts saying that she's glad Sonic is back and he looks 84 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,720 unwell and if anything is wrong, absolutely nothing. 85 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:25,400 Nothing been some slam jamming, nothing that some slam jam. 86 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,760 It can't fix that is. I forgot about that line 87 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,320 already. I. 88 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,320 Chance it is pretty fucking good. 89 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,960 I I read this three, I probably should have read this recently, 90 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,160 so this is. Like now you get the true viewer 91 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,200 experience. Sonic speeds towards Rotor, 92 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,720 reaches out his left arm and gives Rotor a left hook right in 93 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,680 the kisser. Straight to the moon. 94 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,720 Rotor slams on the floor and is now knocked out. 95 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,000 Sonic speeds behind Sally, starts to put Sally in a 96 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,360 chokehold and says cold still Princess, this won't hurt much. 97 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,200 Sally grabs the arm around her neck and swings the upper half 98 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,360 of her body forward, flinging Sonic over her shoulders. 99 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,400 No thanks. Besides, I prefer to give rather 100 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:16,440 than receive. Then she's a. 101 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,600 Choice. She would be a Dom, yeah. 102 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,800 Oh, well, yeah, that's not. She's the soft. 103 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,400 Question it's just there's a there's a time and place, Sally. 104 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,240 This isn't the time or the place we see wouldn't. 105 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,280 It be funny if like the innuendo is what like like got to his 106 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,560 like inner brain and it's like, oh, that's what pulled me out. 107 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,120 That's what pulled me out of the. 108 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,520 Train. Oh wait a minute, I am a sub. 109 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,200 We see. Everything that just happens, we 110 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,680 see. Tails and Buns hearing the 111 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,640 battle and start rushing in to see Sally and Sonic fighting. 112 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:56,000 Buns quickly grabs Sonic and puts him in a leg lock, proving 113 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,800 instantly the theory that Buns is actually the most powerful 114 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,720 freedom fighter and should perhaps be the one going on 115 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,160 missions. Sally and Tails grabs Sonic, 116 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,760 trying to restrain him. Sonic spins himself on a 117 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,920 Tornado, flinging everyone across the room. 118 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,560 Everyone is now knocked out, with Sonic standing over all of 119 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,840 them, victorious. End of Part 1. 120 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,880 So real quick, first of all, I just want to mention, if I 121 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:25,440 recall, that yeah, Tails and Buns are confused as to what's 122 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,920 going on. Like they, they do not know the 123 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,960 situation. Like that's what this issue 124 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,200 establishes. And I kind of appreciate that 125 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,000 they immediately try to help Sally instead of Sonic. 126 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,960 Yeah, I feel like if if I was in the same exact situation, like 127 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,240 it's Sally is technically your boss, right? 128 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,000 Like she's the one that you're like, wait a minute, Whatever's 129 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,960 happening, we're, we're, we're getting behind Sally, right? 130 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,200 Loyalty behind the crown I for their characters I appreciate. 131 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,240 Agreed. Right, So yeah, this one's a lot 132 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,840 of actions, a pretty cool action. 133 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,600 I like that because like in the issue before this, Sonic was 134 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,560 just on a RIP. He was just beaten through 135 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,720 everyone and everything. Like there were some traps and 136 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,120 safety like precautions by the freedom fighters, but in terms 137 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,800 of person to person combat, it was all Sonic. 138 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,000 But Sally was like, Hey, I I know some moves like we're good, 139 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:28,320 like you thought you. Had that, I mean, yeah, you 140 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,840 know. It's been a minute. 141 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,799 It's OK. It's OK. 142 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:42,240 I'm just glad that you're OK. Yeah, nothing to comment here. 143 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,080 Sound off in the comments though and I will move on after this. 144 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:54,560 Sound off in the comments if Buns Bunny's leg lock awaken 145 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,600 something in you. So sound off in the comments if 146 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:04,600 that's if this is what did it. Yeah, I mean I guess that proves 147 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:09,000 that Sonic isn't a sub because if Sally with straining him, 148 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,680 didn't, you know, trigger it, buns would have 1000% triggered 149 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:17,360 it and he he didn't. I have a feeling that Sonic is 150 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,400 the type of guy that talks mad shit 'cause he is. 151 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,160 He is like evidence. He talks mad shit but he's 152 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:28,200 actually very bad in bed. Like just too fast. 153 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,280 Come on. Yeah, just he, he, he finishes 154 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,280 and he's like, all right, we're done. 155 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:41,000 And it's like, no, you got to, you got to give, you got to give 156 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,640 buddy. Oh, he does not give. 157 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,640 He he's a taker. He's in and out and he's just 158 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,080 gone. Yeah, he does not give or 159 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,120 receive. He takes. 160 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,200 Yeah, the third that, that is the third option. 161 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,800 No, you're no, that's the third option. 162 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:01,040 And fellas, fellas, you gotta make sure they're also, hey, 163 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,760 this is, we're obviously joking around. 164 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,080 We, we've got some levity here. This is obviously funny, but 165 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:12,520 also I'm being very serious. Fellas, just ask during sex, 166 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,040 just be like, hey, does this feel all right? 167 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,760 Like how you doing? Or it's like, are you, are you 168 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,360 good? Like you want a vibe? 169 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,640 Check How are the vibe? Yeah, it's like, how are you? 170 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,880 Does that? Does that feel good you? 171 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,400 Need to get the vibrator. No, hey, legit, that's a thing. 172 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:31,720 There are women out there, and I hear this from I read this from 173 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,920 testimony is that there are women out there that 174 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:40,680 legitimately cannot receive pleasure through traditional 175 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,440 penetration methods. And I'm I'm or like they can't, 176 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,200 they can't, they can't finish. They can't finish, right? 177 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,840 They can get pleasure from it, but they, they can't, you know, 178 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:55,600 achieve orgasm. We're saying this because 179 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:00,000 someone, a a kid out there, a teenager, a young adult or a 180 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,280 fully grown adult needs to hear this. 181 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,400 You know, normally I would try to steer the conversation right 182 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,120 back to Sonic because it's a Sonic podcast, but it seems like 183 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,200 you really need to get that off your chest, so. 184 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,440 I have heard, I have heard some really bad. 185 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,480 I have a lot of female friends and they're like, yeah, Dom, 186 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,280 you, you need to start telling your guy friends not like 187 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,560 literally, but like if you start spreading the word out to out to 188 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,560 the male population, This is how it. 189 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,160 Is I know you've got a podcast, I need you to start telling 190 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,040 people these things honestly. If I brought it up again, they 191 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,200 might, yeah. And if anyone needs to hear 192 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,200 this, it is the introverted autistic subculture that exists 193 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,640 within Sonic the Hedgehog. So there. 194 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,440 There you go. No, they not. 195 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,640 Not our fans. Take this information and learn 196 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,360 from it. OK? 197 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,680 Anything else? No, I think, I think you said 198 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,920 everything I was thinking and more. 199 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,080 OK, Saturday night's all right for a fight Part 2. 200 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,920 We open on Robotnik and Snively, watching Sonic over a monitor. 201 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:11,040 Well, Sir, it looks like Sonic the Hedgehog has succeeded where 202 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:15,360 you couldn't. I mean, Bert, you haven't yet. 203 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,720 Cease your witless cackling stiffly, you idiot. 204 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,760 Sonic may have won my battle for me, but he hasn't finished the 205 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,080 job. We sent him to Knothole Village 206 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,600 so we could discover its location and destroy it. 207 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,400 With his current state of memory loss, he was a more than willing 208 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,120 puppet, ready to heed my every command. 209 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,560 Since he is incapable of any serious independent thought, we 210 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,640 need the location coordinates of the village to send in the 211 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,480 demolition tractors. Unfortunately, the freedom 212 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,840 fighters have allowed level jammers of some type, preventing 213 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,920 me from honing in on the signal from the transmitter I secretly 214 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:00,280 placed in the hedgehog. All I can do now is wait and 215 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,480 track his path of return to us. The screen that's tracking Sonic 216 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,520 the Hedgehog has turned black. What? 217 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:16,000 We've lost the signal. Boost boost, boost, boost, boost 218 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,760 the reception. Stiffly now, Snively starts 219 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,520 walking away, glaring at Robotnik. 220 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,160 Snively starts thinking to himself, just once, I wish he'd 221 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,400 say please. We cut back to Sonic. 222 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,560 The lights have gone dark. Sonic hears footsteps all around 223 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,320 him. All right, whoever you are, you 224 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:40,560 want to make this easy or hard, stay still, Misami. 225 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,040 Whatever else he may be, Sonic is no match for the hotel 226 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,440 prowess of Antoine. Watch and learn from Zimaster. 227 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,240 We see the dark blobs with what appeared to be the outlines of 228 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,080 the Junior Freedom Fighters, along with Antoine surrounding 229 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,920 Sonic. Everyone subdues the enemy. 230 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,600 Everyone jumps Sonic. So feed this gun. 231 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:08,640 Where did he go? Oh Antoine, miss me. 232 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:13,000 We may not be able to see, but I can still move faster than you. 233 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,080 And now that I know it's you, Sonic gets cut off by the 234 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:23,920 coolest pig around, Hamlin. Well, he ain't the only one here 235 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:31,200 buddy. Maybe not numbers pal, but 236 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,680 that'll be the day some rookie gets the drop on the old 237 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,480 hedgehog. Sonic throws Hamlet across the 238 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,120 room. I'm surprised at you Tuan, 239 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,360 sending others to fight your battles. 240 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,880 Antoine appears in front of Sonic and pulls out a sword. 241 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:52,200 Bondie, no one accuses Antoine of being zic Coward on God, you 242 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,960 witless knave. Sonic dodges Antoine's attacks. 243 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:03,240 You're so your swords, your sword sword, your sword sword 244 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,240 swishing is quite revealing. Why don't you shut your position 245 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,920 while you're at it? I'm assuming he didn't say so. 246 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:13,120 There's only one. Sword Sonic dodges more of 247 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,000 Antoine's attacks and punches him in the head. 248 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:21,680 Arlo jumps out from behind. Arlo jumps out from behind the. 249 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,080 Arlo is the armadillo, right? Yeah, Arlo. 250 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,480 Arlo Armadillo. Yeah, that's exactly how they 251 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,520 got that name. Hold on Sir. 252 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,320 He. He won't get them by me. 253 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,440 Sonic catches Arlo mid air and throws him at Penelope the 254 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:40,120 Platypus, knocking them out. Sonic begins to look for a way 255 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,880 to turn on the lights when he gets slammed by Dylan the 256 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,840 Porcupine, knocking out Sonic the Hedgehog as Princess Sally 257 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,000 uses. It's been a minute since we've 258 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,760 done these voices. As Princess Sally used to say, 259 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,920 the best attack is always the least expected. 260 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,040 And of Part 2. I'm shocked you remembered 261 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,600 everyone's voice, like immediately. 262 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,000 That was especially Arlo's, which I love. 263 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,120 Arlo's too. I mean, Dylan's the best, don't 264 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:16,640 get me wrong, but I like the idea. 265 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,600 I don't know if this is what happened. 266 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:26,680 I assume it's not that Sonic doesn't remember anyone but his 267 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,640 hatred for Antoine and just started goading him immediately 268 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,280 because, like, there's definitely an air of like, I 269 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,000 remember you and I'm going to fuck with you here. 270 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,960 I assume what ended up happening is that Robotnik deprived him on 271 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,040 all the Freedom Fighters before going out. 272 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:51,080 But I like to think he did it. Yeah, and he just remembered to 273 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,560 add to what he's like. Fuck this guy. 274 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,440 That's that's total that's unsubstantiated head cannon 275 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,240 because I think in the previous issue robotic literally set up 276 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,760 androids for him to fight in practice. 277 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,200 Oh yeah, that is true. That is true. 278 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,599 They they have the fake androids. 279 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:08,760 But it'd be really funny if he did it, if that didn't happen. 280 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,400 And he, yeah, just literally remembers this one kernel of 281 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,800 information that no, I hate this French motherfucker. 282 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,319 I just hate this fucker. I thought it was. 283 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,920 It was kind of cool to see in terms of action, if we're going 284 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 to have action. I think it was cool to see all 285 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,599 the silhouetting. Yeah, I was actually going to 286 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:30,560 bring up the fact that I I really like how they styled 287 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,080 Fighting in the Darkness, which is like a red shape. 288 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,160 You know what? I was watching Michael Mann's 289 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,720 what is it called Manhunter. I think it was OK. 290 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:44,480 It's the Red Dragon movie that was made in the 80s. 291 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,640 Red Dragon being the name of the book. 292 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,120 Oh this is like Girl of the Dragon Tattoo or something. 293 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,160 No, no, no. Hannibal Lecter. 294 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,560 Hannibal Lecter. That's right. 295 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,240 That's right. Yeah, I fell asleep so I didn't 296 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:01,440 finish it so I have no opinions on the movie, but something that 297 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,040 stood out to me and it instantly made me like hate modern movies. 298 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,400 This is always going to be AI hate modern movies rant every 299 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:16,280 single episode just low key and I really appreciated how he lit 300 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:23,040 this dark scene, which was it was a house and honestly, when 301 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,960 you're shooting in a house at night, either you this is my 302 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,720 problem with modern day films is with digital, you're allowed to 303 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,520 get really, really dark and you can't do that with analog. 304 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:40,320 You need right sources of light to thinking film in order to 305 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,400 kind of like get some sort of ambience in the room, which 306 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:50,920 leads to a lot of, we'll say, fantastical shots that you just 307 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,680 have to believe it's dark, right? 308 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,200 It's like, oh, there's a lot of like blue hues and it's supposed 309 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,160 to symbolize it's dark, but it's not actually dark, you know what 310 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,760 I mean? And with how he lit this scene 311 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,360 was Michael Mann. I shouldn't say how he lit the 312 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,360 scene and how the lighting director lit the scene, but I 313 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,920 don't know his name. That's fine. 314 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:17,360 What he did was he had like it was like a motel light or 315 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,080 something like a vacancy sign, like pretty much right outside 316 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,160 just really shining in light into the house. 317 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,000 So they're just like bars of light that were really like 318 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,800 shining that would light up certain like motions and 319 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,320 whatnot. But then the rest of the was 320 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,440 like pretty dark in a blue light and it just, I was, I was 321 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,680 reading the scene. It just kind of reminded me of 322 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:48,720 lighting in older films and how that translated to the comics. 323 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,240 I just appreciate it, that's all. 324 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,360 Modern films can't do dark well because they allow things to get 325 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,120 too dark and you can't see Jack's shit. 326 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:01,000 And then the creators of the shows are just like, you know 327 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,480 what? Your TV sucks because if you had 328 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,840 a good TV, this would be fine. Sorry, it's like. 329 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,320 We used to know good lighting, but we just forgot how to. 330 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,000 We just forgot. We just forgot. 331 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,120 But so I really like the lighting of the scene. 332 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:21,960 I really like it, has like real submarine vibes with the red. 333 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,160 Just the general like emergency lighting The Cave, that's 334 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,280 fantastic choice by the inking Harvo. 335 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,240 That's all you have just harvo. That's all they have, so. 336 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,640 Are you serious? Yeah, I, I whenever they have 337 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,920 the names, I write it as is so. What are you talking? 338 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,360 Wait, hold on. It said Harvo. 339 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:55,400 Script by Ken Penders pencil. Inks rich. 340 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,720 I'm stupid, I'm stupid. My script was on the previous 341 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,960 was wasn't that in the next story? 342 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,320 OK, so. Yep, the next one's Harvo. 343 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,720 Shout out to Rich. Coilers. 344 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,800 Switch to Rich Koslowski for inking very good use of red. 345 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:16,560 Yeah, so this just reinforces the concept that maybe they need 346 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,160 a protocol for when Sonic goes rogue, because this is way too 347 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,400 this is he literally can't. I mean, no, clearly Dylan took 348 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,560 him down, but still, that was just way too much. 349 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,760 That took way too much. I mean, it took everyone. 350 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:35,280 Yeah, it's yeah, they need to like have an activation word. 351 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,840 They they got to plant a bomb in his brain. 352 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:44,000 And whenever someone says like, pineapple, banana pudding pie or 353 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,560 something, something that doesn't exist, yeah, he his 354 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,600 brain just explodes, you know? A kill switch. 355 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,960 Yeah, a kill switch. Dude, Sonic's strong enough 356 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,600 where you need one. That's true. 357 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every single time Sonic has 358 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,280 gotten brainwashed or something, it's been luck every single 359 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,280 time. Did you, did you ever play Call 360 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,600 of Duty Black Ops one? The very first one. 361 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,880 No, but I literally just listened to a interview with one 362 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,200 of the like directors of that game like 2 days ago. 363 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,120 Yeah, yeah, the game, the game is, it's based on it's, it's 364 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,600 very, it's the Cold War 1960s. It covers that whole era because 365 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,120 it was the first Cold War, I believe, Yeah, first Cold War, 366 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,400 Call of Duty game. So they were laying lovely into 367 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,840 that. You, you meet Kennedy at one 368 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,520 point and and then there's like you go into like Soviet Russia, 369 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,200 you go into Vietnam and all that stuff. 370 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,120 And the whole premise is that it's all conspiracy driven. 371 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,080 You're trying to uncover this conspiracy and you, the 372 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,960 protagonist, the main, the main protagonist, I should say, 373 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,960 because I think it jumps around. You are. 374 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,440 You're like brainwashed and the whole framing device of the 375 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,120 whole game, you keep cutting back, in fact, the main menu. 376 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,000 You're a Manchurian Candidate, right? 377 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,640 Yes, yes, pretty much. And you're, the main menu is 378 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,640 framed in like you're in the interrogation room and you've 379 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,440 just been for hours and hours and hours. 380 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,800 You have been trying, they're trying to decipher this 381 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,400 information from you critically because they're short on time 382 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,080 and because it, but it's a numbers thing. 383 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,880 It's like there's a number station that activates you for, 384 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,280 for and we don't know why, we don't know how, but it is. 385 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:30,200 And every level is you is the interrogator trying to 386 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,320 extrapolate, you know, things for you. 387 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,520 I really enjoyed the the plot of of Black Ops one and then from 388 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,880 there got increasingly unhinged and less relatable to me, but 389 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,280 early not relatable, but rather like, you know, less interesting 390 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,720 to me but that. You should really listen to the 391 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,320 interview. I'll, I'll send it to you. 392 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,480 Yeah. Send me that Michael Mann. 393 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,720 I'm. Calling it out on the podcast. 394 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:58,040 It's from Jeff Gersman's podcast he interviewed. 395 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:03,360 I don't think he was. He was the lead like director I 396 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:09,200 think on four and three, and he was pretty high up on one and 397 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,360 two. Yeah. 398 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,200 It was just interesting listening to him talk and how he 399 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,600 got to some of the decisions he got to. 400 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,000 It made me want to play the games and I never played the 401 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,000 games before. So that's that's it. 402 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,400 Black Ops Black Ops won the last black the last Call of Duty game 403 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,400 I ever bought. I was buying them from Call of 404 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,960 Duty 4 all the way through until the 1st Black Ops and I was 405 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,600 like, this is our this is pretty all right. 406 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,760 I think I'm good now. We are a OK. 407 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,760 Jason Blundell and and it's the Jeff Gersman's podcast. 408 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,680 Saturday nights All right for a fight Part 3. 409 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,840 We open on Sonic the Hedgehog in a hospital bed, Sally and his at 410 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,120 his bedside while Rotary's in the background examining X-rays 411 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,440 of Sonic's head. How do you feel, Sonic the 412 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,440 Hedgehog? Do you remember anything that's 413 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:08,080 happened? Ow, that's some bump on my 414 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,320 noggin. Feels like I've been kicked by a 415 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,680 SWAT bot. Yes. 416 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,600 Oh, he thought you were a goner when the Not Hole Village secret 417 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,200 access tunnel was destroyed. But to answer your question, 418 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,200 it's all a blue blur to me. Rotor is still looking at the 419 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,040 X-ray. Gosh, I think I found something, 420 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,680 Princess. He walks over to Sonic with a 421 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,480 pair of tweezers and pulls something out from Sonic's head. 422 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,080 And here's the little critter right where the X-ray charts 423 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,320 mark. Mark the spot. 424 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,680 Rotor pulls off Robotnik's camcorder from Sonic's head. 425 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,840 A little doohickey the old doctor must have placed on Sonic 426 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,520 without him knowing. There's no telling how much 427 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,920 information he may have obtained through this. 428 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,160 Sonic gets up from the hospital bed. 429 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,280 Well, that settles that then. What? 430 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,600 Settles what? Sonic, Where do you think you're 431 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,480 going to make a man? Sal? 432 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,880 Even though I was clueless due to some accident, I've placed 433 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,080 everyone in grave danger, and the hedgehog's got to do what a 434 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,640 hedgehog's got to do. Sonic dashes out of Knothole 435 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,720 Village. We cut back to Robonic and 436 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,880 Snively in the control room. Well, Snively, it's obvious 437 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,960 we're not going to learn anything from our bug. 438 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,320 We may as well send in the demolition tractors and hope 439 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,840 they aren't off the mark by much. 440 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,720 Just then, Sonic appears on his monitors. 441 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,200 Hold it, it's that blasted hedgehog and he's coming out of 442 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,000 the tree stump entrance. And Doctor Robotnik, I've 443 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,240 receiving telemetry readings from the transmitter. 444 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,760 It must still be on him. Well, well, well, he's going 445 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,800 back in. Sniffly lock on and have the 446 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,440 tractors track him from above ground. 447 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,440 It looks like we'll get what we came for yet. 448 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,000 We cut to Sonic running in the underground tunnels. 449 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,400 Here's hope, an old robobot swallowed the bat. 450 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,680 Here's hope an old robobot swallowed the bait. 451 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,520 Still said it weird we cut this. Yeah, he did say it. 452 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,160 Weird. We cut the tails flying above 453 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,560 the tanks and reported to Sally that the tanks are following 454 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,960 Sonic's path. Sonic meets up with Sally Roeder 455 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,760 and a couple of groundhogs. Sonic has led the tanks to a 456 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,160 Cliff with an overhang. The tanks stop and the Cliff 457 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,120 breaks, sending all the tanks to the bottom of a ravine. 458 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,760 Robotic will believe we let him down a decoy tunnel. 459 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,880 He'll never know you were originally in the real tunnel 460 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,160 that leads to a knothole. We'll begin rebuilding a new 461 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,600 tunnel. But first, I need to apologize 462 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,400 for my actions. You weren't quite yourself, 463 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,920 Sonic. Besides, now I know how you 464 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,080 feel. After our sparring exercises, we 465 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,600 cut back to Stiveley on Robotnik in his control room. 466 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,760 Well, Stiveley, Even with memory loss, that hedgehog has done it 467 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,200 again. He's led me on on another wild 468 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,600 goose chase. Think of it this way, Sir. 469 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,600 If he gets his memory back, then maybe he won't remember making a 470 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,640 goose out of you. The end. 471 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,480 I don't really understand this ending. 472 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:24,040 So they went and dug a tunnel to the ending and then I guess all 473 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,440 the like to a Cliff and I guess the tanks. 474 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,040 I interpret it as like the Cliff broke and the Cliff like tanks 475 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,280 fell off. But it looks like in retrospect 476 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,360 that maybe they just drove off the edge. 477 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,360 Yeah, yeah. They they they found, they drove 478 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,640 off the Cliff. And then exploded. 479 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,440 Yeah, sure. Because it's, you know, action 480 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,280 movie logic where it's, it just explodes. 481 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,240 Yeah, OK, I I might, yeah. I'm not sure if I completely 482 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,560 interpreted that correctly when I first read it. 483 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,440 It's. Just it's just concerted this 484 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,680 information by routing the tanks because he still has the 485 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,800 tracking, yeah. It's still on a fundamental 486 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,280 level. Just think the tracking thing is 487 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,360 just dumb. It is silly because if it's all 488 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,080 coordinate based, just find the coordinates and you're good. 489 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,200 Like that's, yeah, you've got it. 490 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,720 That's the secret. That's the secret. 491 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,560 That's all you need to do. Yep, I, I, yeah. 492 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:28,280 I mean, Robotnik has like a general idea of where the 493 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,520 village is, right? Like he doesn't need to put it 494 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,600 on autotrack, he can send out robot sniffing machines to try 495 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,120 to find that hole. Another another convoluted plan. 496 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,760 Mr. Robotnik, I don't get you. We are still on this Saturday 497 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,320 night. We are nearing the end, nearing 498 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,920 the end of the first section of the of the Ken Pender. 499 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,720 According to Ken according to the Thanks Ken Pender's blog. 500 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,080 Correct. Which I, I, we adhere to, I, I 501 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,640 adhere too strongly because it, it seems to be working out both 502 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,840 we'll see when we cross over, but I'm pretty confident. 503 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,440 So this is you. Think the tone is going to 504 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,920 drastically shift? No, I don't. 505 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,240 I don't think so at all. But I think the quality will 506 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,360 improve to not maybe not drastically, but I think. 507 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,920 Wow, so so you're not impressed with the quality right now? 508 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:26,920 And you were? This is especially this next 509 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,400 story. Let me tell you, this is all 510 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,240 good stuff. Saturday night, Saturday night, 511 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,880 Saturday morning cartoon maybe? All right, should we move on? 512 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,400 Yeah. I mean, do we have anything as a 513 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,200 whole to talk about with this last issue? 514 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,200 I mean, it doesn't the story doesn't feel big enough to split 515 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,280 it up into parts, right? Because I mean, if you think of, 516 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,000 I mean, it's technically not only one part, but it's 517 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,840 continued from the last issue. And I just, I guess I don't 518 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:03,920 understand why they felt this needed such a big story to go 519 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,280 over multiple issues. You know what I mean? 520 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:13,120 But I'm at least I'm interested in the idea of them breaking up 521 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,760 stories between issues now, kind of usually a reason why I want 522 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,680 to like read next week, you know what I mean? 523 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:24,600 But I I just don't understand. They're not telling overarching 524 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,080 stories yet, so I don't We'll see. 525 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,720 We'll see. Yeah, it's a cool. 526 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,160 It's an. Interesting my my opinion might 527 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,160 change soon. In terms of Manchurian 528 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,800 candidates, it's pretty cool to see like that concept played 529 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,320 out, particularly with the most powerful character in the in the 530 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,200 among the freedom fighters. So that was that was 531 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,520 interesting. The build up was really cool to 532 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,560 it. Before he reached Knothole. 533 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,720 That was really. Yeah, I mean, that was the 534 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,240 thing. I, I guess maybe I was more 535 00:31:54,240 --> 00:32:00,440 impressed with the build up than the actual Manchurian Candidate 536 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,760 like stuff, you know what I mean? 537 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,040 I mean, I guess they kind of came in very hostile, but I 538 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,600 would have liked to see maybe more, less action and more like, 539 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:17,800 hey, maybe Sonic's trying to convince them that he's a one of 540 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,920 them while still under the control of Robotnik. 541 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,760 You know what I mean? You think something a little bit 542 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,440 more? Stretch it out then. 543 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440 Just let's beat everyone up. You think you need. 544 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,600 They need to stretch it out more. 545 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,760 Not stress it out. Change out what happened. 546 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,080 OK, OK. Yeah, replace some of the action 547 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,680 because these were like 3 big action-packed. 548 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,560 This is mainly just action or parts, it didn't have to be. 549 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,240 OK, fair enough. So more exploration of the 550 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,800 character, which is what we, which is what we actually enjoy. 551 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,800 Exactly. All right, here we go. 552 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,240 Growing Pain script by Mike Gallagher, penciled by Dave 553 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,560 Monoch and inking My Harvo. OK, Sonic and Tails are outside 554 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,560 Tails and lead and marching away from Sonic while Sonic is 555 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,480 following close behind trying to apologize for his actions in the 556 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,560 last story. Tails, come on man, I'm trying 557 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,240 to explain why I slapped you around. 558 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,600 I don't want to hear it. Sonic. 559 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,880 I was under robotics control. You know how tricky old blubber 560 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,560 bolts can be, pal. Oh sure, now you want me to. 561 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,320 Now you want to treat me like I belong. 562 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,440 Well, forget it, tail starts flying away off a Cliff so Sonic 563 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:34,080 can follow the thanks I get from those freedom fighters. 564 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,800 They treat me like a baby, even with my submarine. 565 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,880 The sea fox Princess Sally tells Roeder not to put any oil in it. 566 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,800 I'm supposed to play in it like a floating crib. 567 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,200 Little do they know I cleaned up an oil soaked seagull and filled 568 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,480 my crankcase. So this baby runs. 569 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,000 Thanks. For reminding us tails. 570 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,760 It it is silly writing, but also just out of context. 571 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,440 It's really, really funny. It's it's absolutely insane. 572 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,240 Little do they know I cleaned up an oil soaked seagull and filled 573 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,159 my crankcase. Tails on docks. 574 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,840 A submarine. How could they know? 575 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,960 Always too busy ignoring me. But guess what guys, I'm out of 576 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,920 here. Tails takes off in a submarine 577 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,719 towards the sunset. Unfortunately for Tails, 578 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,000 Robotnik has a hidden camera again nearby and he saw all of 579 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,480 Tails as little outburst. Installing my robo camera in 580 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,520 that tree has paid off. What a perfect opportunity. 581 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,840 I still have a leftover robot from my recent war with 582 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,360 Princess. With Princess Sally, they are 583 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,159 indistinguishable from real animals. 584 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,520 Nails is sailing around in a submarine boat, and he hears a 585 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,639 call for help coming from a nearby island. 586 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,560 Tails quickly leaps into action, flying out of a submarine. 587 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,920 I don't need anyone's permission. 588 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,520 I'm big, I'm mature, I'm I'm in love. 589 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,400 We see a beautiful fox tied to a coconut tree. 590 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,560 Wow, a gorgeous young female fox in distress. 591 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:15,320 Have No Fear, Tails is here. What's OK? 592 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,360 Distressed female fox who's also young, right? 593 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,040 I don't know that you're putting words in my mouth. 594 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,920 Well, unless Robotnik created a predator fox. 595 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,880 I I mean it is technically a predator fox because it's a 596 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,000 robot designed to go after tails, right? 597 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,280 So what you want? What you you tell me what should 598 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,920 be what should be the voice for distressed female fox? 599 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,560 I mean, it's got to be a, it needs to be real sexy, right? 600 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,280 Like real sexy. OK, OK, so real feminine. 601 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,760 Whoever you think Fiona would like sound like Fiona's a sexy 602 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,880 name. Who Who is the sexiest character 603 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,880 you could think of? Nick Fictional character 604 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,600 fictional. Character Fictional character 605 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,960 sexiest. Well, the problem is it's Doctor 606 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,560 Robotnik. But you already you already have 607 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,520 a voice for him. I'm sorry I'm. 608 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,240 Sorry, I should I should narrow down. 609 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,720 Maybe this is just because of the fact that it's a fox that 610 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,440 I'm looking at right now, but my mind instantly went to Robin 611 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,120 Hood, the cartoon Robin Hood with the foxes. 612 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,240 Maid. Marian Yeah. 613 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,200 And I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking that cartoon 614 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,720 fox. That was an honest answer from 615 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,120 you, Nick. I was, I was expecting like 616 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,160 Jessica Rabbit or like, hello, nurse from Animaniacs. 617 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,080 OK, Yeah. What's No, it's just, I think 618 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,280 it's just the fact that I'm looking at a fox. 619 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,640 And so like, that's where my mind went. 620 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,320 OK, OK, I'll I will accept it. I will accept that answer. 621 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,840 So what's Maid Marian like? Because I. 622 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,320 Don't I don't remember what they she even sounds like so. 623 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,760 OK, so let's so let's go full. Should we go full? 624 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,440 Full, sexy full, full? Oh yeah, let's make it. 625 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,800 Weird, weird as possible. Let's go full slut. 626 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,560 Let's let's slide it up for the four year old slut. 627 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,440 I'm putting this on the Internet. 628 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:31,120 OK, OK, here we go. Here we go. 629 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,160 Remember, if you ever have children, they can see this one 630 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,160 day. The the the solution is to just 631 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,080 not have children, OK? Yeah, that's that's that's my 632 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,320 solution. This is this is the day. 633 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,320 OK, here we go. This is this is the moment we 634 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,760 decided not to. Have children. 635 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,040 Here we go. Here we go. 00 Crystal Fox from 636 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,640 Star Fox Adventures. Here we go. 637 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,760 OK, I don't know. Only in that, actually, Yeah. 638 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,480 No, No, No, No. No, no, no. 639 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,320 No, because she's I don't think she's actually that seductive. 640 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,560 It's literally just the scene where Fox is like first finds 641 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,280 her unconscious and it's like the saxophone. 642 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,000 I I, I we're thinking of different games. 643 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:18,480 Star Fox 64 characters. I I've never really played 644 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,560 Adventure. Oh, it is Crystal. 645 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:27,840 OK, I think yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. 646 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,600 And she was sexy in Star Fox 64. Or at least they tried to do 647 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,320 like a sexy pilot voice. OK, but it's been a minute so 648 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,160 we're just going to go full Oh, please help me. 649 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,200 How was that? Yeah, that was. 650 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,880 That's good. That was that was bang on. 651 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,760 We went a little too hard in trying to figure out this one 652 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,600 note. Yes, she has. 653 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,320 Other lines. Tails flies down and starts 654 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,280 untying her. The fox introduces herself as 655 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,600 Fiona. How can I ever thank you? 656 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,760 They hold hands, their eyes meet, and they kiss. 657 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,720 We see a montage of the date the two of them have on this island, 658 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,680 frolicking on the beach, carving their name in a tree, and 659 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,120 watching the sunset. We cut a Robotnik watching all 660 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:26,200 of this on a monitor. Oh, gag me with a chocolate 661 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,640 heart. Time to spring this trap. 662 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,600 Isn't it frustrating to know he's in danger and be helpless? 663 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,880 And be helpless to tell him it's what movie director Alvarez 664 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,880 Hitchcock called the Magothon? OK, sure. 665 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,960 Yeah, that was just a fun little third person thing talking to 666 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,400 us. And I'm like, that's fun. 667 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,880 I'll I'll include this. Where Bonnet goes through a 668 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,000 giant telescope and continues watching. 669 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,640 Ah yes, here they come, The sappy little fools so blinded by 670 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:02,640 love he doesn't even see me standing on this nearby hill. 671 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,240 Let's stop at my place to freshen up. 672 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:13,160 It's just up ahead there. That den dug into the side of 673 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,360 the hill. The dude, she's like, I forgot 674 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,160 about this. She is like straight up inviting 675 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,600 him in, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 676 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,480 This was going to be an interesting issue. 677 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,520 They walk up to a hill with a hole dug into the side. 678 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:31,360 Tails walks in 1st and Robotic runs up and slams cage bars on 679 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,160 the hole. Tails sees Robotic and begins to 680 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,720 understand. He starts crying. 681 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:47,840 Say it isn't so Theo. I was programmed to enslave your 682 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,120 heart and now I've enslaved the rest of you. 683 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,840 Freedom fighter. You wanted to be treated as an 684 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,280 adult, eh? Welcome to the real world. 685 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,600 Fire it up. We find out the entire island is 686 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:07,000 man made by Robotnik and is a roboticizer. 687 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,480 Robotnik orders. Robotnik orders Fiona to flip 688 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:16,760 the switch and roboticize Tails. She has a confused and worried 689 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,520 look on her face. Should be continued. 690 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:27,600 So let's start with the obvious interesting plan that Robotnik 691 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:32,160 has come up with to get to seduce a four year old fox. 692 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,240 A little weird. Yeah, it's a choice. 693 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,760 I, I, I mean, maybe he's older now. 694 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,760 Maybe we can infer it for instead of like 6, we can say 695 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:52,360 like 8. No, he's 4, so if anything he's 696 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,720 5. Dominic, we haven't been 697 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,800 following the misadventures of the freedom fighters for like 5 698 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,120 years. This. 699 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,600 Yeah, it's kind of weird for like. 700 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,360 There's really no way to spin this one. 701 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,840 This is an allegory. This is a warning, early 702 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,360 warning. For. 703 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,160 Falling in love for falling in love with people on the 704 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,320 Internet. Because you don't know if 705 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,920 they're AI or not. Not just AI, you don't know if 706 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:25,400 it's just like a 60 year old ass dude behind the screen. 707 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,720 Literally behind the screen manipulating. 708 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:35,760 Yeah, I'm disappointed. And Robotnik, he really cock 709 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,800 block tails here because she was going to go all the way until 710 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,040 until he got captured. Would the. 711 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,360 OK, I don't know what I'm saying. 712 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,600 You should just cut that. One. 713 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,560 No, no, no, no. OK, so do you. 714 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:57,440 Do you think Robotnik would? Would let it go all the way. 715 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,560 Do you? Well, OK, my real question is, 716 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,480 do you think Robotnik would at any point, would he go to jail 717 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,200 for this, for this act? Who? 718 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,280 Who's going to jail him? OK. 719 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,880 No, no. OK, that aside, let's just say 720 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,760 this is an episode of Dateline NBC, right? 721 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:17,120 This is To Catch a Predator would would when, when do you 722 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,760 go? We got them, ladies and 723 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,640 gentlemen, we got them. When do you go? 724 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,800 I mean, I don't know. OK. 725 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,120 I think, OK, now that I'm thinking about it, probably the 726 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,800 imprisonment part because that's kidnapping short, there's that. 727 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,440 But we're talking about like from a predator standpoint, 728 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,960 which he is very, he is being very creepo predator right now. 729 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:42,160 Well, also man made island. Knowing how Robotnik operates, 730 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,520 he's definitely got cameras all over this island. 731 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,640 Which means if this if this goes through, he's filming it. 732 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,480 That's That is not good. That is very, very bad. 733 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,560 This is. That is bad. 734 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:57,000 Yes, we are anti. We are anti whatever that is, 735 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,520 that's a conspiracy charges that is premeditated. 736 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:10,560 Dude, I mean, we, we arrest them at at inception of the plan, 737 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,280 like this is dateline and he's he's like, we find we even get 738 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,640 whiff of this plan. We're going in because it's just 739 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,040 like, wait a minute, you designed a fox to seduce a four 740 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,800 year old? And an island to trap. 741 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,160 Him and a whole he made a whole island. 742 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:36,760 He he Epstein this and he like, Oh no. 743 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,080 I was gonna I was gonna say China because China's making man 744 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,920 made islands in the Pacific to combat US naval presence and 745 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,880 power projection in the in the Pacific. 746 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,480 But no, Epstein is a much better apartment and more layman 747 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,960 comparison. So that's this is yeah, this 748 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,200 gets worse the more we look. At yeah, Robonic has an Epstein 749 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,960 island. Not cool? 750 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,840 Yeah, not cool. Robotic. 751 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,760 This got way worse than I thought it was ever going to be. 752 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,600 Well, I mean, it was always going to be bad. 753 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,440 It was always going to. Be made a child fox. 754 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,720 We we don't know. I mean it's a robot, but yeah, I 755 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,160 think like he designed the robot to have a mind. 756 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,280 Does this mind is the mind of like a four year old to like mix 757 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:35,280 with tails or is the mind like that of a of a 30 something 758 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,680 year? Like how did he program this 759 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:43,160 mind to seduce this fox? Yeah. 760 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,480 That's the problem. That's. 761 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,440 Concerted programming. That's that's all. 762 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,080 That's all I can say. It's concerted programming. 763 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,280 He programmed that fox, that robot fox. 764 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,840 This is one of those things where I'm just like, yeah, no 765 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,880 one in the writers room asked a single question. 766 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,800 No, they were. They were just like, let's do 767 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,120 it. Cause on the on the surface, 768 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,680 this is classic Looney Tunes. This is Bugs Bunny dressing up 769 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,080 as a hot as a hot babe for Elmer Fudd, right? 770 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,400 Yeah. But the difference there is 771 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:12,720 it's. Funny. 772 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,000 Bugs Bunny is definitely Yeah. It's funny. 773 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,120 He doesn't. Good. 774 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:23,800 Also also Bugs Bunny is a is a gay icon 1000% yeah that helps 775 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,000 the amount of cross dressing Bugs Bunny does but yes. 776 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,080 Yeah, Robotnik's not a gay icon, so he can't get away with this, 777 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,040 No. He's a bear, but not not a not a 778 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:38,680 very good gay bear. Yeah, so weird. 779 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,040 Weird plan from Robotnac. It's a weird plan. 780 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,320 They kind of justify it. They kind of justify it by 781 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,240 saying, well, I have this robot, this spare robot lying around. 782 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,880 So I guess this is the plan we're going with. 783 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,520 Like that, that that was the working with what you have. 784 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,720 It's like, OK, I can kind of see. 785 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,760 I mean, I don't know, I feel like that's him trying to 786 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,800 justify it to himself. Yeah, like this was like what, 787 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,640 like predetermined, but he like saying it out loud so that like 788 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,000 Snively is around so that he can be like, hold on, maybe this is 789 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,280 weird. This is this is him being like, 790 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:15,480 well, I just happen to have this like hot fox robot that I've 791 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,640 made. I guess I can use it to seduce 792 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,800 this like child fox. The the he's he's saying it out 793 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,120 loud in case crabmeats there so he can be like, yeah, OK, I 794 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,960 guess that's a plan because we just went straight up and was 795 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,600 like, I got this fox. I'm going to seduce the other 796 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,840 fox with that's four years old. Crabmeat or even snively would 797 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,240 be like, I don't know, dude, that sounds kind of fucked. 798 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:41,440 I don't know what your plan here is, but this is that's I mean 799 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,520 your your plans normally don't make sense, but this makes less 800 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,960 sense than normal. I don't see the end game. 801 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,200 That's, that's one of my favorite things that just, I 802 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,040 think I've done this multiple times where it's, it's like, OK, 803 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,960 here's the plan. We do this, this, this, this, 804 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,280 this and this. And then someone else chimes in. 805 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,040 Wouldn't it be just be easier to just do this? 806 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,800 And then it's just like, that was the answer. 807 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,040 It's like way less, way less problematic, way less 808 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,720 convoluted. But now you've got the the the 809 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:12,520 added spin here is that there is like straight up child predator 810 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,360 charges that you can file against Robotnik for this 811 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,040 situation. If you think about it, the same 812 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:25,520 exact plan works if it's just an not not like some robot fox that 813 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,600 trying to like convince Tales to like sleep with him and stuff. 814 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:33,480 If it's just some helpless robot citizen that you made like some 815 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,920 helpless pedestrian and you just have them programmed to say help 816 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,600 me, help me and Tales is still going to do the same thing. 817 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,600 You kind of went above and beyond having him, like, want to 818 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:48,360 have sex with this robot? Never mind that actually reminds 819 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,520 me that that that actually does remind me of an American dad 820 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,560 joke where Steve, the nerd son, he's being bullied and he goes, 821 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,240 you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to dress up as a girl. 822 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,600 That way you fall in love with me. 823 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,920 And then when you're and then we and then we have sex. 824 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,760 And then in the middle of sex, I take off the wig and then you 825 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,080 and then you find out how you were having gay sex the whole 826 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,360 time. And then I make fun of you and 827 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,480 then everyone makes fun of you that you had gay sex. 828 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,520 And then another character is like, OK, let you just needed to 829 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,320 do this. Do not need to go into that 830 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:24,720 whole thing. Yeah, essentially my other 831 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:29,320 question, Robotnik says the line. 832 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:33,840 They are indistinguishable from real animals, these robots. 833 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,600 They are. You think he's like you think 834 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:42,840 he's skinning animals, using their real fur to make these 835 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,200 animal those these animal robots. 836 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,000 That could be or. Do you think they're made out of 837 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,840 synthetic fur? Artificial the the P the child 838 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,200 answer. The PG answer is that it is. 839 00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:00,080 It is artificial, but I like that really dark. 840 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,400 I think he's skinning scars. Yeah, I think so there. 841 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:06,480 And that opens up a whole new Ave. for his fascism for his for 842 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,520 his evil plans. Whereas like, hey, I am 843 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,720 literally abducting these these helpless animals and skinning 844 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,880 them to to combat. That's that's fucked up. 845 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:19,080 That's good, good, good thought. I, I, yeah, I will. 846 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:26,840 I will give a, a single writing point for how the whole genesis 847 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:32,440 of this story begins with Sonic being like, yo, dude, I'm sorry. 848 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,680 I know I beat the shit out of you. 849 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,920 I slapped you around. Like he literally says I slapped 850 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,400 you around. I'm really sorry about that. 851 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,320 And like that causes OK, cause and effect. 852 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,040 I like that. I think that's really cool. 853 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,600 It's not just tail. It is Tails going off on his own 854 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,520 again. But there was a clear thing from 855 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,280 the last story that I really, I, I admired that. 856 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,720 It does feel like we're finally getting some like cause action 857 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,680 right, some consequences to some of the stories that are 858 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,360 happening. Consequence I'm that's so that's 859 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:10,040 such yes, 100%. So I'm actually I, this is 860 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:14,040 probably the most invested I've been in, even if I wasn't like 861 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,320 incredibly happy with the story. I'm interested because it seems 862 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,640 like they're going to start dealing with things that happen. 863 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,000 They they brought in the junior freedom fighters. 864 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,200 They brought in the junior freedom fighters, even if just 865 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,680 for like an attack in the last story, right? 866 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Just just to help. All right, Yeah. 867 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,480 We're fleshing out the You have characters and you're using 868 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,320 them. Yep, I'm I'm excited. 869 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,000 I I think. I think you're right. 870 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,200 Where according to the reading order from the Thanks Contenders 871 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:50,240 blog, I think the cut off the to the next area, which is going to 872 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:54,880 be years 95 through 97 is where it's going to start really 873 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,560 picking up. I will say, yeah, so I'm, I'm on 874 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,200 ironically, like I'm excited to see where this is going. 875 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,920 And then prediction for next issue is that the robot grows a 876 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,000 conscience and then saves tales of the. 877 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,840 Last minute, see, that's obviously what's going to 878 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:17,240 happen, but that's going to I'm already like worried about what 879 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,920 that's going to start implying, right? 880 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,320 If it's a robot that like saves the day, then that means that 881 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,920 these robots and and we've hinted at those that they can 882 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,800 think, they can feel and change their minds, right. 883 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,600 And So what, what kind of world are we setting up where robot, I 884 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,760 mean Sonic being the goody 22 shoes that he is, we're we're 885 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,760 creating a world where robots are such an easy, safe thing to 886 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,320 do because they're programmed to be evil, right? 887 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,520 They're programmed to not have a conscience. 888 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,200 So the moment you start playing and messing with that, which for 889 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,600 the record, I'm here for, I think that's interesting 890 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,280 storytelling and I want to see like what direction to go with. 891 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:06,240 But in terms of child comics, in terms of child is maybe not the 892 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,080 right word. Comics for kids, for teens, and. 893 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,720 Comics directed towards youth and then read by 30 year old 894 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:17,720 adults because they're idiots. The implications of these robots 895 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:23,040 growing in conscience is going to throw a rock into whatever 896 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,240 plans these riders are creating. Because now every single swap, 897 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,480 every single crab you see, you're like, well can they? 898 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,040 Can they grow? Can they change? 899 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:38,440 And Sonic is killing them, right? 900 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,400 Yeah. You you, you create robots so 901 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,480 you don't have to ask those questions. 902 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:49,680 And so giving these robots that type of conscious I think is 903 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,280 maybe a. It opens up a can. 904 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,360 Of worms, maybe. Yeah, it opens up a can of 905 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,320 worms. I don't think they're prepared 906 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:04,680 to answer, and you can't really close the can of worms once 907 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,480 they're opened. Kind of like Pandora's box. 908 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,880 A can of Pandora. That's that's what we'll say. 909 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,880 That's what I was thinking too, and that's the issue. 910 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,720 Only 390 left to go. I'm Nick. 911 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,360 I stream at twitch.tv/mojosaurus. 912 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,760 My personal blue sky is at Mojosaurus. 913 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,840 I'm Dominic, you can follow my jazz adventures in Chicago at 914 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,360 Blue Collar Jazz. 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