Ship cast Thursday night jets patriots.
We don't have Drake May, but we have a great show for you
tonight. We're going to have fantasy
life's Elliot Chris swinging by a self loathing jets fan.
We have our pickums we will run through.
We got Steph Miller back this week.
She's going to run through waivers from high stakes this
previous week and also some team recaps.
And of course if we hit our core entry tonight, our three main
entries in our pick em, we will be giving away $200.
It was 100 last week, rolling over this week for $200.
This is the ship cast with Pete, Gretch and Pat.
Let's do it. It's the ship cast, the ship
cast, the ship cast. We got some fun pick em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires 'cause we know ball. You're gonna lose anyway,
probably. So just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch everyone. Scorcher watch.
Oh. No.
The pick em's aren't hitting. Look.
The other way you cock. You guys want to make some more
pick UMS? Get back baby.
I'm emotionally invested there we.
Go. I just want to be clear, no one
is asking you. To watch the game.
We're just asking you to watch, huh?
All right, Pat Gretch about to kick off here.
How we doing? Doing good.
I'm trying out the the next Gen. stream on this one.
Well, that's the main thing. Every time I tried that last
year I was like, this is awesome, but also way too much
for me to do while streaming. It's like, I know, Oh well,
that's why I didn't do it last time, but I'm not gonna give.
It a go. So I'm also doing Ed right now.
Oh, it is. I just saw him.
Yeah. So I'm.
I'm live with you, Pete. Pat's gonna be behind if he
tries to do that. But I saw, I just saw Fireman
Ed. Oh, I just saw.
Oh wait, yeah, they just went back to him.
Oh. Are we on fireworks?
That's what I I think Gretchen and I are synced.
I will tell you the second I see Greg's airline's.
Foot there's someone so much fireman Ed he he's a terrible
God. Sync this up.
There's no war Fireman Ed. I thought I like all jets fans,
didn't like Fireman Ed. We'll have to get the the
Elliott take on that when he comes on in a little bit.
His, I mean he. Doesn't like he.
It wouldn't shock me if if I met it.
Wasn't it? Wasn't it a few years ago?
Or was. It waste that went yeah, I just
saw the kick. I might be behind you based on
how you said that. Are you out ahead of us?
Just got the kneel. Just got the kneel, threw it OK.
Pat's ahead of me then slightly. Next Gen. baby, it's in the
future. I'm going to the next Gen.
All right, I got to go to the next Gen.
What the hell? There's no way Pat has better
streaming Internet than the past.
I'm dialed. I'm.
I'm plugged in, man. I'm Ethan.
Wait. Is that the is that the prime
vision pad or something else you're on?
Prime vision with next Gen. stack prime vision.
There we go let's watch live prime vision live all right I
got Rogers putting his chin strap on.
Was that yeah Oh yeah show you who the guys It's it's good.
I don't know why the the circles on the players, maybe not
necessary, but OK, That's beautiful for us.
They ran them underneath. That was designed.
We want to get Garrett going. Let me pull up the entries here
as we get Garrett Wilson his first catch.
Our main core. We have Breece Hall higher than
32 1/2 receiving yards. We have Hunter Henry higher than
34 1/2 receiving yards and then a little scary sweat slash.
We no ball slash tribute to a man who has won one of us on
here a few $1,000,000. Yeah, Taekwon.
We're so grateful, Clearly. Yeah, take the.
Under the auditor that died and 1/2.
We'll scramble. It's a start.
Yeah. Looking good.
Taekwon Thornton.
There we. Go I got.
I decided to go with some. I got a vodka mule tonight.
Wow, nice. I'm gonna do some vodka tonight.
There you go, the one that includes Garrett Wilson.
Actually both of these include Garrett Wilson.
So our five leg, we put the 5 1/2 receptions for Garrett
Wilson. We we did a little remix on the
Breece Hall in the in one of the five legs where we have the 4
1/2 receiving yards in the first quarter.
And they got ball first, so this is nice.
Is that my guy Mike Williams with a?
Catch it is your guy. Mike Williams has one reception
for about 5 yards there now. OK, so we're chipping away at
all these, Yeah. Yeah, we are.
We are off to a good start this. Let's get Breece Hall a
reception here. Second five.
How about a nice little 5 yarder?
That sounds like like a good plan.
Get the first half, yeah. Yeah, the the Breeze Hall four
and a half first quarter receiving, it was just basically
like can we get one? 1.
Catch in the first quarter. We got Breeze Hall, we got the
the Alan Lazard quick hitter. We we were worried about too
much Alan Lazard. Rogers can't help.
We we talked about Alan Lazard unders, but I was I was nervous
about that. Yeah, Rogers loves throwing the
Lazard. He loves it.
So in the 15 leg we did take out Taekwon Thornton at the last
minute. I got scared to have the entire
night on like a single Taekwon Thornton catch.
So this one is an onslaught with The Jets Rogers 217.5 passing
yards that Breece Hall higher the Garrett Wilson.
Reception's higher. Get it?
Come on, they have not run the ball yet.
They are come on out gunning. No, he's looking.
He was looking his way a little bit there.
That's a deep ball that Mike Williams.
That was Mike Williams. Yeah.
That was almost a 50 yard TD for your boy Pete.
Mike Williams with the most separation he's had in two
years. Jeez, that would have been nice.
Yeah, I was. I was in on the Mike Williams
one. I was looking at his, you know,
route participation jump, pretty big jump.
Lazards had gone down. It seemed like we were due for a
game with heavy involvement. So so far so good here.
Looking great on that we get a hold I one of the things that I
think this leads lends itself to is that breeze hole underneath
throw right you get a that. Would be nice.
You're 2nd and 20 now on either 2nd and long or third and long.
We have the potential for a little check down with the
secondary letting them have that yard pass.
I think Rogers would want to chip away on it first and 20,
get a breeze haul completion here.
Oh he could have gone. I can't see anything on the the
next Gen. is it's. I know I had to.
I had to tab off it. What do you mean back?
What couldn't you say? I can't tell if we got rid of
the ball and stuff because it's like all 22.
It's zoomed out, you know. I mean, I'm watching on my
little phone, you know. Oh, wow, wow.
Are you on the? I got the, I got a big, I got a
big monitor, so I got split. Yeah, all 22, all the numbers
start to look the same to me, Pat, you know.
All numbers. All numbers are the same.
That is true. All right, Second and 26th, this
is a great breeze Hall reception.
Yes. No, don't hand it off.
Come on. 2nd and 22nd hand off. I mean, what a?
Nice little capitulation screen would be good for us.
It would be perfect. That's what they should have
done there because I mean, they're in a weird part of the
the field where if they got to like 4th and 8th, you'd go for
it. It's kind of a weird call
because now they're at third and 19.
I mean, I guess that's helpful if they can get like 11 yards
here. I think you're actually going,
Paul, split out wide again. Tim says the difference of last
week where everyone is watching a seemingly good game versus
this week of watching the putrid Pats versus Jets is all about
the bets. Trust me, it was all about the
bets last week, too. They just weren't hitting.
Bree's not even out there. It's no.
He's top of the screen. He he's top of the screen.
There is. Here we go.
Go get up. Here we go.
There it is. You got it.
Yes, got it. That's the yak, baby.
The Yak. Beautiful, that 4 1/2.
Let's go. All right, let me tab over to
this one that Yeah. That was nice.
That's a nice start. That's a nine yard catch right
there. That's great.
That is great. Nailed it.
It's a word at half the discord, right?
We didn't. This one wasn't on Twitter.
Before I actually put this everywhere, I know I put this
everywhere. Jeez, I was about to tell, you
know, get in the discord. Yeah, you know, good one
normally like be on. Twitter I guess.
Normally we try to do 1 core, 1 five leg and yeah, I, I just, I
ended up putting all of them out.
He got 9 there. What's our over for him for the
game? 32 1/2. 32 1/2 is the core,
right? Yeah, in the fourth core.
So that was so that's that's a big bump.
Yeah, yeah, we're down to 23 1/2 for that.
That's that's nice. Nice, nice.
All right, Hunter Henry. Yeah, it's always because what
was it? It was last week we did the
Kincaid first quarter and our and our hearts got broken.
We got it. We got the first quarter, but.
The rest? Oh, you're right, we did.
So are we. Doing those first quarters,
yeah, yeah, yeah, we're 2 for two in these first quarters.
The, the this is going to be a part of the game plan.
First quarter, we did that with Kincaid.
He had catches on the 1st and 3rd plays and then he took a
knee to the head and didn't quite much else.
And then Hall, same thing. We're like the running back
passing game is going to be a part of the game plan.
We see it early. That's nice.
Yeah. Yeah.
Shout out to the person who did tag Taco Bell for us.
Try to get us that sponsorship. Oh, I missed that.
That's great. We have one person still working
on that Taco Bell sponsorship, though.
You guys probably missed it. I posted it in the in the
discord. But like YouTube as part of
their partner program, they've been like sending out more
emails and like little perks and stuff.
And the 1 today, I kid you not, was they gave me an $8 gift
certificate to Taco Bell. No, it was their thing yes that
I redeem it. I was like, this is a sign that
we are going to. We, that is.
A sign tonight that. Is a sign.
That's a sign. I also forgot to eat dinner.
You know, it's, it's Pacific Time over here.
I was at my daughter's softball practice.
It's 5:15. And then I'm, I start drinking
and like, it's a good night to ring the bell is what I'm
saying. If I got to ring the bell at
some point in the second-half, I had like the late lunch move,
but I never really had dinner. You know, it's only 5525.
So, you know, But yeah, it'd be a good night for that.
It would be a good night to ring the bell.
Should we just like, not eat them so that like we get we get
luckier and and win more of these pickups?
Should we not? What's that?
Well, if we don't eat, then like we're sort of basically telling
the universe that we need dinner.
Love it. Love it.
Put the vibes out. Yeah, it's good vibes.
You guys. I rocked.
I rocked my shirt That that Greg Sedoris hit me on the You got
one of those? I didn't know you got one.
Oh, yeah, no, he like he saw me. I was running behind all the
seats and he's like chucked it like he caught like good arm.
And I thought we did. Honestly, Greg has a pretty good
arm. Yeah, Oh yeah, Nobody has a
better time in Vegas than Greg Tucking chucking T-shirts around
the planet. He.
Was having the ball, That guy was having a lot of fun.
That's pretty great. Well, hopefully that shirt, like
Taco Bell, is a manifest destiny and FPC makes a millionaire
that's not from the Buffalo area.
Is type 1 even on this is what I want to know.
Is he at the top of the screen there?
Hunter Henry though? Hunter Henry, baby, that was no
yards. Might have lost the yard there,
I thought. Maybe we had receptions for a
second. But we we started him in our
league with Steph. We started him with Steph.
We just got one point. Five points for that.
Oh yeah, we need the Ian tweet. We need the Ian tweet about that
scoring 11.5. Look at this 15 yard run and
look at this catch. Horrible catch.
He falls down. Is is this Taekwon at the bottom
of the screen with his? It looks like 1.
Is that 1 is? That Polk, I think, and.
That's Polk. What number is Polk?
I think Polk is biggest one. You're right.
OK, So it was Polk and Osborne in that 2?
That's what we talked about. So you pointed out the Taekwon's
snaps had fallen quite a bit from the week 1 roll that it
evaporated and was we talked through it, we thought it's
going to fall even more like we're talking about he was at
like 59% in week two. We're thinking like 35% in this
game. Like it's going like sort of
projecting even of A and then also for a guy who doesn't earn
volume in an offense that wants to be run heavy and all of those
types of things. Gretsch, you got to talk about
how in the weeds you're getting because they had a rushing and
receiving for type 1 and I was like, shouldn't we just take the
10 1/2? You started looking up Alex Van
Pell running OR? Yeah, right.
So they're around tendencies. This is a thing though, because
I do projections every year and I have to consider how much wide
receiver rushing to give and different coordinators will have
it in the playbook, right. And so I was gonna pelt last
year gave I think it was 4 rushes to Marquis Goodwin, which
is like the Taekwon Thornton of of that offense last year.
And also gave like 9 to Elijah Moore, like a, a more focal
point player, but like a, a, a, a lower level player.
And then the year prior gave 4 to Anthony Schwartz.
And then we chat Pat, we were chatting.
We're like Anthony Schwartz and Mark he's good with that's
Taekwon Thornton. Like that's a one and four shot.
He gets a rush in this, in this game.
If if they got 4 for a season, it's basically one every four
games. So Thornton's got about one and
four shot. Yeah, yeah, we just did the
receiving. Let's make it catch a pass,
right? Like let's not get beat on an 11
yard end around. I was gonna say of the two
outcomes, which is, you know, Taekwon getting like to 9 1/2
yards or whatever and we don't hit the 8 1/2, but the 10 1/2
would hit versus him getting there on the end around it's not
even close. Which till?
Right. Yeah, more.
It wasn't that much of A cushion, too.
It's a couple yards. Like the odds of it falling
within that didn't feel super high.
And yeah, and Doctor Evil Taekwon's the Marquis Goodwin of
James Jets. Oh, man, you guys are.
You guys know who James Jet is? That's a 1990s reference right
there. I was going to say, I don't
even, I don't even think I got that one.
That dude was in all the like Madden video games when I was a
kid, played for the Raiders when we, when we were kids.
I was, I was a big enough nerd early enough in life that I was,
I, I, I remember that James Jet's one of those names you
remember. It's like a Tank Bigsby.
He was our generation's Tank Bigsby.
I'm going to say he's the Anthony Schwartz of Philip
Dorsett's. I mean, that works.
James Jett is the Tank Bigsby of something.
I'm not good enough at this game to come up with the other name,
but. So did tank.
Make the hands one. Like a week 1 resurgence and
then immediately got passed by Dearness Johnson in Week 2.
Is that what happened? That's right.
And, and he got banged up in in the second quarter, but he
returned in the second-half. I think he got banged.
He got banged up, but he he came back in the second-half.
He played 5 special, the team snaps and he didn't play an
offensive snap. So it seems like a pretty clear
thing. I wrote it up, somebody in my
stealing signals universe messaged me and basically I
don't know if I'm supposed to share this or if I'm not
supposed to share this, but basically implied that there's a
power struggle between Doug Peterson and Trent Balkey and it
was like a statement. They also deactivated a deflect,
their second round pick, defensive tackle and that like
Doug Peterson's, like you're drafting guys that I can't even
play. Apparently big was that pick
last week last year. And, and Peterson feels like his
job's on the line a little bit, but he's not getting it, you
know, getting any help out of these draft classes.
Peterson's job should be on the line.
It should be. I.
Want I want to be. Bulky's job shouldn't be on the
line because he shouldn't be there.
What is this guy? How did he possibly survive to
now? Obviously he should just be
gone, but Peterson should also. Be on the line.
Do you know what name I just saw in the chat that I literally
haven't thought of since best ball drafting season and have no
idea what What's the deal with valid guy Corley?
Literally haven't thought of him since best ball drafting.
I mean, he's a gadget rookie. I think he'll I think he'll get
on the field at some point this season.
Yeah. He's going to have like a three
for 20 game. It's going to be.
Great, the Niners could use it right now.
I mean, 3 for 20 the right week is this man.
It's already Braylon Allen on the field, guys.
I wondered how much he would play.
This is already second drive. He's the starter. 1st and 10,
yeah. We started him in our league
with Leone. So nice.
Is that something? He looked so good last week and
there it is. I mean, break the tackle at the
line of scrimmage. That's a good run.
It's a hard run right there. I've I've been seeing that, you
know, obviously we've all been seeing those tweets, but like
somebody else should have drafted him.
We don't have enough like really sweet running backs.
We don't need Braylon Allen on the breeze hall team.
We like somebody was like, why did the Cowboys not take Braylon
Allen? Like I know fucking yes.
Why is he not the Cowboys lead runner?
Cowboys, man. And we would have.
We would have been all over Braylon.
That everyone would have been, yeah.
Yeah, but I, I think even, I think normies would have been
like a little hesitant. They would have been like
Braylon Enrico and Zeke and Deuce.
But we would have united. I mean, it would have been
situation where we're at, Yeah. And he just looks really good.
And he was really good at Wisconsin, very young, super
young prospect, and then wasn't quite as good like last year.
But there was this idea that he could be like legitimately 1.
Two years ago, people were talking about him as the RB one
in this class, right? Like they like right right away.
His rookie freshman season, Wisconsin was so dominant in
like Devi circles. They're like, this guy's so
good. He didn't quite keep it up
through his three years. He goes pro early.
He's like a super young. He's like 20 still, right?
And he looks super young. He was 17 as a college.
Freshman, it's crazy. But he looks so good.
He looks like he's definitely one of the two or three best
runners in this class, if not maybe the best running back out
of this class. You know, I mean, he just, he
looks like an NFL back when he's out there.
You're like, Yep, this guy belongs.
The Chiefs would do absolutely dirty things to have Braylon
Allen on their roster right now. And like, that first run was so
indicative of it. Like, we look at the evaded
tackle stuff these days, missed tackles force all that stuff.
But there are those backs that like rack up those numbers and
then can't explode after it. He makes a guy miss at the line
of scrimmage in the hole and then still hits the hole at top
speed, gets the acceleration, gets 10 yards out of it, right.
We didn't get the 40 on him. And it was like kind of
concerning, but no, he's, he's fine.
It's not an issue here. We now we got breeze no gain
yardage, lose yardage. Flag got.
A personal foul? How many yards did we just lose?
But do we not lose it if we accept the penalty there?
I think it was still maybe a yard and I do think it's a dead
ball personal foul, right? So the stat still stays.
Damn whatever priest is going to get it on one well timed
screenplay. I'm, I mean, The Jets, The Jets,
the first two games operated pretty slowly.
I had this thesis and ceiling signals that look, they were on
the road at San Fran, then they were on the road in Tennessee.
Rogers just wants to get through two games.
He played six snaps last year. Hasn't played meaningful
football since 2022. Didn't play in the pre season.
They're back home in Week 3 here.
They've come out looking like a fun offense, which is what I
think we wanted to see in Week 3.
This is looking like this is. I'm feeling good.
They came out throwing a lot on the 1st Dr. completed some
passes. They ended up having a punt
because of a holding penalty. Rogers takes a sack, what have
you. Deep shot to Mike Williams
early. That was nice to see.
They're running the ball now. I mean, they're using both of
their talented backs. If you've gotten multiple
receivers involved like this has been a fun first quarter for
them. Man, oh here.
We go Breeze. They're running backs are so
good. I mean, obviously they're so
good. Like that's we can't, I mean, we
can't even compare Braylon to Breeze.
Breeze is just Breeze. Braylon looks like he's he's a
pretty good runner. I mean, I, yeah, I think in some
ways it's good for Breece Hall because he doesn't need like 28
touches a game, you know what I mean?
Like give him give him his 5-6 receptions and then spell him a
little bit on early downs. I'm into it.
Did you guys see that behind the play angle of his spin move
where the defenders, the defenders crashing in, but he's
still like 3 yards wide of him and he's like anticipating his
momentum and starts a spin way early.
That was sick. He's, he's so good.
Oh, can we look at that again? Let's look at that.
Get your feet in, bro. Where's the body control?
That's your calling card. Well, see out.
I didn't see where his feet were.
I I didn't really see it either. It seemed like he got himself
off bound. Maybe bobbling?
He never got that foot to Oh my God, he did this on in Week 1.
He had a really bad play on the sideline, Trent.
I don't think that's his. That's tough.
The ball came in real late there.
Yeah, he, he tried to drag it. He's just, I think you got to
have sideline awareness and not like fade away from the ball
like that on a back shoulder. He's kind of taking himself out
of bounds. Right there.
There's that's Corley, Gibson, Gibson.
I was like, there's a little slot guy, but it's not even
Corley. So I don't have Corley in
anything. I didn't take him in dynasty or,
and literally, I don't think I took him in all in basketball.
I'm not not in on Corley. He has such a specific skill
set. I feel like, you know, over the
course of the season, maybe he earns like that.
Exactly that, you know. Yeah.
But Rogers just doesn't like
rookies. Throughout his career, he's been
like, I'm just not interested in letting rookies.
Yeah, have me for roles. Cobb did well as a rookie with
him, but he's like best friends with Cobb, right?
They immediately meshed. Oh my God, Alan Lazard making a
cozzer. Alan Lazar just made you look
like a fool. That is.
I think we just saw a guy retire.
Does Alan Lazard lead the league in touchdowns?
And then he ran right over to give the ball the Rogers.
His best bud. Oh my God Lazard knows.
Lazard was literally like not a receiver last year.
Like he was completely out of the rotation.
Rogers goes back from Achilles, sees them me like they're #2
Dude, we all should have drafted way more Lazar than they.
We should have. We really should have.
It's just, you know what, Alan Lazar, this year's Adam Thielen,
right? The guy that's going to have a
mega advance rate and then do absolutely Jackson.
Willie, was he even drafted? Like, were people taken?
I mean like great advance. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure Leonie had him ranked.
I think ETR Subs got some. Well, I'm sure Leonie had him.
Sure. Obviously Leonie had him ranked
and old scoring touchdowns. If Leonie didn't have him
ranked, he needs to turn in his old card.
He's pretty sharp, but also pretty expected.
No, that's the thing about the Leonie old stuff is he's always
on the right old. So like no one right.
He's pretty good at what he's talking about.
Yeah, he's pretty good at it. It's just, you know, it's I go
back to the with Leone to the the FF World Series thing.
Remember when we that was like when we first started doing
stuff with Leone? Me and Leone Co manage your team
and that and you guys Co manager team.
Yeah. And we got all the way to the
final and he we, it was like a three man like DFS one week
thing because they did the season and quarters, you know,
four week quarters and four man. Yeah, can't remember who else
was in the final with us, but it was me and Leone and Herzig was
one of the other finalists. And Leone, it's like a draft,
like ADFS draft. And he talks me into Marvin
Jones and I'm like, I hate this dude.
And he's like, no, we're we're drafting and we're going to use
him. We draft him in like whatever,
the 10th round or something. And it was like a deep starting
lineup situation. He's the last guy in our
starting lineup. Guy scores 2 touchdowns in that
week 17 and is like integral at us with like banking that.
It was like, God damn it, I learned that from that moment
on. I remember that well, I
remember, yeah, Marvin Jones coming through.
You guys like very, very close to not having him yes, because I
didn't want him. He had to talk to him.
I I was like, dude, Marvin Jones is bad at football.
He's like, no, it's a great match up.
This, that and the other thing he hadn't had a great season,
but Leon is like for a spike and he has A2 touchdown game and I'm
like, I'm the first time I had really like worked with Leone on
something. We I mean, we had some other
moments throughout the season, obviously, but to get to week 17
and he puts his nuts on the table from Marvin Jones and
nails it. I'm just like, I mean that
that's the most Leone thing ever.
Put your nuts on the table for Marvin Jones and nail and nail
it. Exactly, exactly the point of
this tour. I want to say it was one of the
the cash game weeks maybe it was like 2 years ago and Marvin
Jones like buried me like he was one of the guys that was a
fringe option and I was just like too too boom bust for cash.
And I think he went off just nuclear that.
Week A Week 17 your cash game week.
A week 18, yeah. Or maybe it was Week 17 at the
time. It might have been the first
year of cash game game I got I got like AI had like a panic
attack the other day just thinking about cash game wiki
can. I was like God that was like
exhausting last week. I don't know if I have that in
me again. I.
Love cash game week. It is because you did it as a
bit of you're like not doing GPPS and everything as it being
like the ultimate cash game week, but it kind of is, right?
Well, it kind of no. It's also just like so fucking
archaic now because like barely anyone plays cash like nobody.
That week, not that. Week everyone's playing cash.
I mean you've made it so like the the the Pete that is has
made it a self fulfilling prophecy.
It's cash game right now yeah, everybody looks forward to it.
Everyone looks forward to playing game yeah 18 now by
about week 16 when people lose their home league teams, they're
like, well, I got Pete over that's cash game week coming up
Week 18 it's coming up. Sorry babe, it's cash game week.
I'm about to make my home league entry feedback this week.
Let's go all right, $50.00 back. Let's all unite around Taekwon
Thornton. Not seeing the field please.
We need some romandre first downs we need.
Some, Yeah, let's check that one out.
Oh, Taekwon's actually on the field.
I just saw 11. That's him.
Right. Running play, he's in that stack
on the left over there. Pop.
He's walking. Let's pop pop Shifty but he's
pop changing field. That's a long 2 yard gain.
Yeah, so the the OK, the Henry's, the 34 1/2 and then the
Ramondre we. Got some first downs on.
Him Ramondre's 4 1/2 OK, rushing plus.
We need them as a team to get some first downs.
It would be nice. Yeah, Ramondre.
Oh, no, that's Pulk. Pulk.
Jesus. All right, we got a third and
two. They're going to run into our
mandre here. Let's go look at Polk.
I freaking love Jalen Polk. Dude, guys, he's he's an intense
player. He's fired up about it like a 5
yard catch where he didn't even get tackled.
He's like flexing after the play.
He got blown dead for like, forward momentum.
And he's like, yeah. Let's go.
I love it. All right, Ramondre, this is
your time. Third and three.
You kidding me? I'm worried they're going to
pass. Nah, they're going to run.
Find Ramondre. You're right.
Wheel route to Ramondre Henry. Let's go.
Steph.
Steph kind of put her nuts on the table.
Oh yeah, that was a good movie. I know I saw you decide not to
be able to think of a different thing and went back.
We have a lot of options on that team.
She's like, we're playing Henry. We already got we got a good.
I like what we're doing with that.
It's early. He's already got 2 catches.
I mean, he's such a a tight end, premium scam player.
Yeah, he really is. He just got to take advantage of
it. He's like the whole audience
right now, Tyler, she said. I did so Steph has allowed what
I had to say. Yeah, let's get a room Andre
first. Or Andre Henry.
Yeah, second and seven. Henry motioned the full back.
Oh, it's a. We got Polk, we got the.
Laundry there or Henry? Yeah, he had Ramondre.
Oh, if you costed, come on. Don't throw it a Hooper.
He can't get there. Shout out, shout out missus
Gretch. We got a like a bulgogi cabbage
pasta. Damn that.
Sounds good, looks good. It is good.
She's only made it a couple times, but it's like my new
favorite dish. It's amazing.
Chad always likes the likes the food.
What's the flag? You know the other kind of low
key thing about the Lazard thing is it's kind of ruining any shot
of Conklin being the the Hunter Henry for Aaron Rodgers so far.
Yeah. Because I kind of thought that's
what Conklin was going to be able to do.
Me too. Yeah, that's a fair amount of
him in baseball. He crushed in my projection.
It seemed like definitely that was going to be it was the
answer to tight end. Just to like take two and then
17th and 18th and just completely client.
It's just Brock Bowers. Yeah, I get 2 Bowers.
Single tight end Brock Bowers builds.
Brock Bowers and an 18th round. But yeah, I guess it's single.
Single. The answer to tight end was the
way Sean Siegel was playing at surprise.
Yeah, man. Wow.
Fade, Kelsey. Fade, I guess.
I guess Kincaid is his one dicey one up there.
Laporta, too. I mean, LaPorte is looking over
for sure, for sure. Yeah.
Did you see that quote from Is It Ben Johnson today?
Someone asked him at the podium about Laporte's production and
he's like, last week it was a Monra, this week it will be
Laporta, next week it'll be another guy.
That's how this offense operates.
We don't go trying to guarantee 6 targets for one specific
player each week. I was like, yeah no, that, that
sounds about right. Should have thought that through
before I took Laporta in the early 4th.
Well, the big part about that is Jameson Williams is like top 10.
Williams is the issue. That's really the issue.
Williams is legit. You got a an offense where in
Thailand premium three guys were going to the top 15 and the
ninth round wide receiver is like beating all of them.
I mean Almanron looks. Great.
The one we were the ninth round ride receiver.
We all were terrified, was overvalued and chasing a ghost.
Yeah, he's looks really good. Yeah, no, LaPorte is still going
to have some big games, but like the the the ascendance to the
like prime Travis Kelsey is is probably not there.
Yeah, that's a, that's a run. Like the Oh yeah.
Yeah, and then a flag comes in. Anyway, I was hopeful they might
call that a pass. But are we going to get this as
a holding? Wow, that was a sick catch,
dude. It was for a little swing pass
for a running back. He's so good.
Wide receiver, holding on the edge.
It was a run. Anyway, They they marked it a
run. Tyler Conklin.
Thanks, buddy. Thanks, Conk.
Daddy. That's your contribution,
brother, that's. What Rhoda pay calls?
Yeah. It's a good call.
I put a little dump off the brace here.
Same sharp. C# Imagine if we didn't have it
right here first quarter and this, this, it all came down to
this play. Damn it, second and 12 run, very
manageable. Yeah, I guess it'll work fine.
But we got the first quarter receptions that's locked in or
receiving yards, I mean. Yeah.
Everything's live. I will say that second drive
where Taekwon Thornton played every snap was wasn't that fun
of a sweat for me. I knew, I knew coming into this
it was going to be vaguely like that or it's like he he ran 59%
of the routes or played 59% of the snaps last week, I think it
was, but didn't draw a single target.
So. We have one with Adam.
What was the what was the five leg with Adam?
The five leg is the onslaught, The Jets onslaught that just has
Hunter Henry in it, which is off to a good start because Rogers.
How many passing yards is Rogers at right now?
Roger's at 63 and his was 217, so a decent four quarter pace
for that. Yeah, that's all right.
I'm gonna need a lot more Garrett Wilson on the rest of
every quarter this game. What what would probably what
would really help our cause. Well, we, we need Pat's offense
too, but like, like a cheap, a cheap Patriots touchdown to make
The Jets feel a little forced would be would be nice.
The Schwartz team breakdown on the Prime Vision is pretty good,
piloting the safety for the best ball bags.
I wouldn't mind a big Jets win, I have to say.
Well. Your your.
Expedite the Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, I need some
embarrassment. I need some.
I need some angry Boston people. That's.
You could you could probably use a a sprinkling of a Brissette
pick 6 in there as well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brissette pick 6 would be real nice, especially if it's like,
what was he doing? That's.
I will say, like, Brissette is a pretty likable dude.
He's like calm and collected and like, I don't know.
And he should honestly, he should get like a real shot.
Like I, I thought, I don't know, I, I mean, or at least why isn't
he like the dolphins back up or something?
Like it's it's frustrating that he.
Oh, it would be, it would be a it would be a great set up on on
the Dolphins. Yeah, here we do again.
We do our bit of naming who should be the Dolphins
quarterback. That's not Skylar Thompson.
Yeah, they brought in Tyler Huntley already.
Oh, they did good. Gives him a little depth.
All right. Let's go jets.
Garrett in the slot when on your route, buddy.
Oh my God, he wanted him and he wasn't open.
Guess. Guess who is open?
Oh my God. I.
Can't. Do.
Smash, smash. We need these for our Rogers
yards. Though do you guys remember last
year when people were like Lazard's going to be or like two
years ago when we were still in in Green Bay when Adams left, it
was Lazard's going to be the new Devante Adams, Right, Right.
That's going to happen. That was always.
Basically. No, I mean, I think he's he's
showing you can be a number two though with Wilson drawing a ton
of coverage for sure. We don't know the double COVID
numbers, but I'm betting that they're going to be pretty high
on this game. They're bracketing Wilson all
the time. I mean, you, I don't know if you
guys saw Belichick when he was on when The Jets were on Monday
Night Football and he was just like kind of beside himself.
But they weren't double team teaming Wilson constantly.
Yeah. I feel like, I feel like Mayo
would have got in that memo. Our guy Frank just.
Texted. All right, let's go Breece.
Go Breece. Yes, that's.
Big that's why. Man that was nice.
The way he like resets and then explodes.
It's so cool. Our guy Frank just texted me.
Lazard's a funny way to spell Wilson.
Popped up on my phone while I'm watching the game.
Oh man, it's a good text. That is Lazard is not working.
Corey would like for Garrett Wilson have more than one
reception. With how good The Jets have
looked like I thought he would be their offensive focal point.
This is not good I think. I'm sure the Patriots are just
trying to take him away like. He'll get there.
He'll be OK. Braylon, he's he looks really
good. He looks really good big and
fast. He follows his blocks off.
You know who he kind of looks like to me?
Just visually Levy on Bell. Yeah, that's a fair one.
He's a big, fast dude, so breeze like.
He's smooth. Reese is up to 23 receiving
yards. We got it in at 32 1/2.
All right, let's bring on our guest.
He's got our little new era hat. Elliot, how we feeling about
these jets here tonight? I mean, I'm feeling good.
I feel like I let you guys down based on the fact that I'm not
Ron is is the biggest response that I got.
So I'd like to apologize to everyone for not very salty.
You know, you can make up for it.
You got to be real salty. I mean, listen, I've met Ron in
person. I'd rather have Ron on the show
too, so I I'm not. Mad at the people.
For for what? They said Ron came through for
us in a very big way to take down the trivia competition,
which Pete was excellent at naming Leonte Carew.
So Ron's definitely part of the family.
But yeah, listen, the The Jets look capable right now.
Yeah, I don't remember the last time I said that.
So it's exciting. And what I mean what what's
your? I've been rawn on us because
he's, you know, it's for when they look terrible and we need
him to tilt a bunch. We thought you want.
Is this the the most excited you've ever been as a Jets fan
on a prime time game? I was at The Jets Bills game
last year, which is Monday Night Football and the place was
rocking and I was like, oh, this is like, this is what it feels
like. I've been waiting my whole life
for this moment. Rogers comes out running with
the flag. I got an entire in front of me
and they're, they're, they're saying the wildest things like
just just telling you to do things to yourself.
You're like, I didn't even know you could do that, right?
Just like you're, you're awful people.
And the second Rogers got hurt, they were like, we don't even
want to talk shit to you anymore.
Like Zach Wilson is that bad. So I had those 4 plays but other
than that like it's since like 2009 I guess.
All right, there's there's Garrett Wilson, there's.
Garrett going. We we have we have higher than 5
1/2 receptions for Garrett tonight, Elliot.
So we've been semi tilting the the the Lazard usage.
I I am very big on Garrett Wilson's over Breon, Brayleon
Allen's over Breece Hall over 61 1/2 rushing yards and The Jets
-6 1/2. So I went, I was very homered
today of just you're aligned. Garrett Wilson's usage is insane
honestly. Like his reception prop should
be like 6 1/2 not 5 1/2. It's accepting apparently.
Alan Lazard should be 7. And a.
Half it was about 7. Yeah, it's come on, Bruce.
Oh, Bruce. That's like an 8 yard loss.
We don't need that, buddy. Well, it's not his fault, but
man, yeah, I'm one play behind you guys right now, which is a
is a fun way to watch the game. It's great when I need Garrett
Wilson. It's less great when I have
Bruce Hall and I have to know whether or not it's a reception
or a rush. I got to compliment you on the
jersey because that looks like a Garrett Wilson jersey.
And I, I was going to say, man, it's a bummer that he changed
his number, but I actually think that's pretty sick.
Like you have the, you're like, I was on Garrett Wilson when he
was 17, like before he turned to, to #5 you mean when he's 17
years older? I will, I will say that my, my
track record of liking Jets receivers has been pretty
terrible. Big Elijah Moore guy have an
Elijah Moore jersey back there. Was really sad about that.
You got Priest, you got Priest, Ardarius.
Ardarius Stewart was the guy that I liked a lot.
But yeah, the, I mean, the 7th, I tell you, everyone knew
Garrett was gonna be star. Barry is Stewart.
Was that Bama? Yes.
God, that's a name I've not
heard in a long time. Well, he there's not really a
reason to speak about him. I don't know your.
Boy. Elliot, you've done a good job
because like for a while your name was synonymous with Elijah
Moore. That was your favorite player.
You've kind of distanced yourself.
But he he popped up, he had a decent game last week on the
Browns. Yeah, well, I I actually made it
my Twitter handle like my my bio was that I was wrong about
Elijah Moore because every time I tweeted, someone was like your
takes. Oh, please.
Come on, baby. Yeah, man.
Yeah, that's the that's the thing about, you know, directly
tying your brand to a single player like that can go, that
can go South quickly. Yeah, it's, you know, I had
Baker. I really wanted to just draft
Baker, and I did podcasts every day, and I wore the Baker
headband for that to try to come to reality.
And then the second I was like, you know what?
I'm done with him. He went to the box and I was
incredible. Honestly, it's fine.
If it doesn't work out, you just write a song about him.
I will be honest, Pat, I feel like that works better for you.
Like I'm more than happy to be wrong.
Write songs and win $1,000,000. I you got to let me know how
that works. I've yet to be able to figure
that one out. It's.
Good. You should do it, Yeah.
All right, we got three tight ends.
They're going to throw a. Pass to it.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Put get Oh. That I thought for a second that
was Lazard that. Was so bad.
That's the annoying shit that like, I mean, I'm Breece is
obviously a total smash, but we had the Breece Bichon
conversations in the offseason. Like that's the shit where
Rogers wants past TV's. Like that's the shit, dude,
you're right. It's so annoying.
I I just think, I mean, I don't know, Breece is a smash much
better about Breece than Bichon at the moment.
But yeah, there are two first round picks that are still
alive, right? That feels, that feels like a.
Right, that's a win point. They're they're alive.
Get in there, he goes rolls. There we go, man.
Good. That was sick.
No, he got in. Yeah, call.
It there's I had a huge bet on Saquon Barkley to score a
touchdown on Monday night and when he scored, I walked out of
the room and I was like, let's go.
I celebrated. I came back and it was we got
overturned. He's in, he's in.
That's a touchdown that crossed. The point?
The ball was a cross before the knee hit.
This feels like a little bit of a comeback to earth moment for
the Patriots where they they played a rusty Bengals team
where no one played together, a Seahawks team at home.
And then it's kind of like this is the team we thought they were
going to be. Well, Gino shredded them last
week it. Feels like very obvious.
So I think that's 6 really might be ahead because Brittany's in
there saying touchdown. So I don't know.
She always seems to be ahead of me.
So I think this challenge, I think this challenge might
succeed. She's in there going touchdown.
They've got a great angle. They've got a great angle.
When he's in, you know, it's a touchdown.
They're still challenging it. She says it's a, she knows ball.
That's why she knows ball of me. She knows ball.
I love that barrel roll into the.
Inside that I know that's so nice.
He's so good, man. He's so it's it's kind of wild
though, you know? I know, you know, since we're
talking The Jets that like what a year we had two Jets in the
first round for a long time. The first jet that one drafted
was like in the 5th or 6th round.
Yeah, I know. That's crazy.
And people were kind of balking at it too, where they were like,
oh, we really the one team or two players.
And it's like, well, if they're this good.
Yeah, I mean, other than Alan Lazard, who's going to score,
he's going to leave the NFL in touchdowns.
Like they didn't. The whole thing is they didn't
have anybody else this year. They had two studs that were
just going to get insane volume. Yeah.
Well, when Rogers did that, I mean, Garrett obviously went the
1-2 turn last year, too. As soon as they got Rogers, it
changed things. But I remember, I mean like,
yeah, you have Zach Wilson and all those guys go back always.
Like I feel like when you guys had Ladainian Tomlinson, like he
was the first jet drafted that one season when they when they
had Tomlinson, I think it was like bad bad though, like the
Sanchez like era or the Chris Ivory era where he was like
round talking about Sean Green Sean Green getting his top
stolen by Ladainian talent. I had a year where like Jermaine
Kurst was their wide receiver 1. He got cut because he wasn't
good enough to be on the Seahawks as like wide receiver 7
and he became The Jets wide receiver one.
It's been it's been so bad for so long, but ultimately great
players that get fed the ball is all you really care about.
Yep. So I I guess Brittany just knows
ball because this challenge is still ongoing.
It just feels obvious, right? Like nothing hits and you can
see his entire forearm across the white line, right?
It's very conclusive. I feel like rush love rolling
guys short. Well, like they're doing like
the thing where they're they're going back a half a frame and
like they're, you know, what it's going to come down to is
whether they decide his shin went down.
You know, I, I hate that it's like the upper shin or versus
the ankle. I don't understand why like we
can we know that Tyree Kill ran 20.3 mph because we have the
technology, but we're using chains and you know, with
offside technology and soccer, it feels like this should be
pretty easy. Yes, touched it.
All right for the ref. Wow.
That's nice. Let's go.
Yeah. She knows the.
Ball Ella, do you have any season long or like season long
futures bets or props on the on The Jets?
I had a couple drinks the other before the season and I told my
wife that $10,000 wins 180,000 because we want to buy a house
and I was like we could win a house.
If you bet, what? $10,000 would win 180,000 I I
not. That's what I what?
What are you betting just wins Super Bowl?
It's important to know what the bet is.
And then she'll delusional after all these years as a Jets fan.
And then the and I was like, I'm not actually going to do that.
And then The Jets got blown out by the 49ers.
And she was like, aren't you glad you didn't make that bet?
And I was like, yeah, because now I can get better odds.
You can get better odds. How we got to respond 1000.
Now now we get a pool house. Does it?
No, but I don't. I honestly didn't do that much
that many futures. I feel like in general, most of
the futures market that makes sense is you just take unders on
different guys. That's historically what what
makes the most sense. I'd much rather just get action
down in basketball. So one thing I took a shot on
was Caleb Williams throw 4000 yards for like 4, what was like
4 1/2 to one, which I felt really good about.
And then now it might be 4 1/2 to one that he throws for 400
yards this season. Then then we all realized Shane
Waldron is. Yeah, Shane Waldron maybe was a
red flag. Most things that you just you
see crazy talent on a guy that wants to take the shots
downfield with great wide receivers like I'm.
But then Keenan Allen gets fat and then he gets hurt.
Romo Dunza gets hurt and then it comes like it's yeah, yeah, but
like, scheme something up, man. Like, I know DeAndre Swift looks
bad, but the running game is trash.
Everything is trash. Caleb is in the pocket.
Like the the best plays he's made so far in two weeks are
like out of the pocket, out of structure.
If you can't scheme up something for him in the pocket, like
where there's some kind of, you know, downfield win, that's
just, I don't know. I think the thing that's crazy
to me about coaching is like, it takes these guys like four years
to adjust to the trend, right? Like some of them, no one could
stop the past and like, what if we put 2 high safeties back
there, but it took them forever and now that they've done that,
everyone's like, well, now how do we throw the football?
Like, but the good coaches are quick to respond.
That's The thing is like, we've we've all been talking about
motion and and misdirection and play action and all of these
things for so long that it's it's like tiring to talk about
it. And the Saints go from worst to
1st in that, and they have the same person who's doing it all,
newest MVP candidate. Yeah, like, what the fuck?
This is the same stuff that we've been talking about for
three years. But it's because analytics is
new Age BS, right? Like, right.
Every time it pops up, ESPN says it should go.
The announcers immediately make fun of it.
Yeah, it's frustrating. It's very frustrating because
it's very clear it's not complicated.
Well, it's just math. That's the that's the crazy part
to me about it is like, it's not it's not complicated.
Yeah, it's not. We love when teams punt on like
the 36 yard line and pick up 16 yards, but not doing what we For
the record, we don't love it on the show, but I mean we.
As an American. We all stand to win a house if
The Jets win the Super. Bowl.
But I I want to be super clear that I did not do that.
But you thought about it. I did think about it.
What are your expectations for them this year?
Do you think they're super playoff contenders?
I think they're a playoff team, yeah.
And then who knows? You got Aaron Rodgers in the
playoffs. You got Aaron Rodgers.
You have a defense that's disappointed to date but you
know, has soft. I think they'll be better as the
offensive line. There's a purse for reminders.
There's a first. I think I also want to get
another first. What's?
The flag Oh. No really, 2 of being out helps
them a lot too. The dolphin does that is big.
I will say though, Elliot, you should have justified it because
for people who don't know, you guys have a lot of luck in your
family. Your wife won one of those
Rihanna Super Bowl experience packages that everyone assumes
no one actually ever wins. You guys actually won one of
those at the Phoenix Super Bowl. Yeah, the, and I had that year
FanDuel offered something about like bet 500 on a team to win
the Super Bowl, and every win they get, you'll get $50.00
back. And so I looked at the teams and
I was like, who's got like the best odds that I think legit
will win 10 games this year? And it's the Eagles.
So I got, and then my wife won the Rihanna contest.
I thought someone died when she actually won.
Like the noises she made, she was very similar, happy and sad
noises. I was like, it's you got
scammed. Like you didn't win Super Bowl
tickets, but they flew us out for three days.
And you know, that's crazy. We got to obviously, Pete, you
and I got to do the underdog thing, which is awesome.
The night before, I was at the NFLPA party and I always get
jokes on Twitter that I look like Max Crosby.
And when you stand next to Max Crosby, you very quickly realize
you do not look like Max Crosby at all.
But yeah, And then and then the Eagles were up 10 at halftime.
And I was like, I'm I'm, I'm hedging out of this.
Like I'm not sweating. I'm here in the Super Bowl.
And it was when it was when 10,000 if the Eagles win or 9000
if the Chiefs win or win, 0 if it chiefs win and 13,000 of the
eagles. And I was like, this feels like
a no brainer if you're at the Super hole.
Yeah, that was good for your emotional and and probably your
wife's like I don't want you. She was so mad at me.
She's like, no, you have to let this ride.
And at the end she's like, thank God.
That's so funny. People have just such different
risk aversions like in the guys with hedging and stuff.
That was a Taekwond target. So our other one, Elliott, we
have Type 1 lower than headed to half receiving yards.
Is he dead? OK.
But he might have a concussion, Pete, unfortunately.
That was like head hunting there.
They went hard at his head, and then his head snaps back.
He gets it on the ground a little.
He's going to be out for a little bit.
Ramandre's out with that that face mask.
He I think he heard his pinky on it.
Gibson. Oh my God, He so that penalty
was on him. He took his own first down off
the board. Me.
That's like, it was one of those things where his pinky almost
got caught and wrapped and then it twisted.
My God. Yeah.
So that's that's is such a a story of how Baylor's fallen
off. Like, you know, 6-7 years ago
they had the new receiver that everyone loved every year.
Yeah. And now Taekwond Thorne is
probably the star Baylor player in the NFL.
Well, I was going to say, but none of them have been good.
Corey Coleman. Corey Coleman is one of my
biggest misses of my life. Dude, I still think that guy's
good. He was good in the XFL.
This year. He's he's good.
He's gonna have a ball, I swear. Oh, Oh yeah.
He throws it backwards to Antonio Gibson.
Do you have tickets for any games this year?
Elliot Jets games. I want to go to Jets, Bills.
That's like the big one I want to go to.
Honestly, my favorite thing to go to a game is when it's prime
time because if I'm at the game Sunday, I end up in my phone
half the time checking scores across everything else.
And so the fact that The Jets are now good and they put a ton
of games on prime time, I'm like, this is the dream.
Yeah. Where are you coming from to get
to the stadium? I live in Harrison so I'm like
I'm legit with no traffic. 13 minutes with traffic about an
hour and a half. Oh God.
OK, that's amazing. That's nice.
Pete, did you see this? We just got a We got tag.
The ship chasing account got tagged in a a pretty funny brick
tambling joke for our guests here.
Let me see. If you can pull it up, oh, it's
a deep ball, the Taekwon. This type of Thor, this is the
worst sweat it's. Not a fun sweat.
Stupid. Good thing he's not actually
good. That's what we that's what we
have working in our favor. I mean, I'm glad he's back out
there, that he's not banged up from that hit, but.
Jeez, hope Ramondra gets back out there.
That was like a crazy defensive. I was just pulling him the whole
way. Yeah, you're not making that
unobvious step just says why did we do Tai Quan not enjoying the
sweat that's that's common is great.
It's only the second quarter we got an under and it's the second
quarter. The thing about a nine yard
under is you just got to roll with it man.
You can lose it at the very end. You can't sweat it in the second
quarter. He's not on the field right now.
We can enjoy ourselves for this play, jeez.
Yeah, we can. We can enjoy ourselves
immensely. We do need the Patriots to play
a little bit because I know like we need stats.
We took a lot of overs. What?
What overs are you on other than Garrett?
This is what happens. White Lancer was complaining at
the top of the show about our pickams not hitting last week
when they were all overs and now we have an under in here and
that it's the unders aren't fun. So we need really good picks
that are also fun. This is what we have to do to
satiate our insatiable audience. The reality is it's what we do
every week and then the one Thursday that shoots out, we win
all the money. We did it a few times last year.
It's the, I mean, we just got to know how the game's going to
shoot out and when it happens, everyone's going to win.
Everyone rings the bell. Have you guys, have you done
round Robins before? No so so my go to is alt line
round Robins where instead of taking like a guy's over 48 1/2
or something like that, I take the five to one odds and I put
five in there and if I get 2 right, I get my money back.
If I get 3 right, I win a fair amount. 4 is like 50X and five
is buy a house. I'm like $200 down.
And you're doing so the the line is like 50 yards.
And so like today, I have three, I have three that are today.
And you know, you you separate them out, but I've got Reese
Hall for 90 yards is one of them.
I've got Bradley on Allen for 50 yards and I've got Garrett for a
number that he's not going to get to.
Say it. Say.
It I got him for 9 receptions I just thought he might get pepped
in this game. That's not even that.
I thought you were going to say like 200 receiving.
Yards. Oh no, no, it's so I want to
make it like realistic. Yeah, those are alt.
So DraftKings and Caesars probably have the best versions
of them. Essentially if you Scroll down
on DraftKings and go to the alt lines as opposed to like the
506070 plus, but you start getting like Rasheed.
Shaheed was a big hit for me last week on guys that when they
hit, they go way over. As opposed to you get a lot of
wide receiver twos in there and you just start trying to predict
who's got a chance to have a legit game.
Underdog now has it. It's only mobile right now.
You can't do a desktop, but you can slide to the alt lines.
Now for we we could have got I think someone in the chat said
that they took the Garrett Wilson one up to like 7 1/2 or 8
or no, it's the hunter Henry and got like a 6X on his higher.
I mean, it's so funny because props are basically we're joking
about the cash game, Week 18 cash game.
Props are like the cash game thing.
And leave it to Elliot, who's sharp as fuck to figure out how
to make it into a GPP, right? He's like, I'm gonna turn it
into this thing where if I hit all the smashes this week, then
I'm gonna buy a house. Like that's the thing.
The thing that killed me last week was what I needed was
Jameson Williams over 80 yards and he finished with 79.
And on the last drive of the game, and this was to win like
15 grand. And on the last drive of the
game, he gets he gets a target where he gets drawn out of
bounds and his toe just lands on the white.
And then the next one he gets a target where Jared Goff skips
him. And I'm like, oh, this is just
don't throw it to him. That's way less painful.
We're starting to review whether or not that happens.
Oh, yeah. But those are the kind of guys
you go with, right? Like home run hitters, like Rhys
Hall is one of the guys I like doing too because on 17 carries,
he, he has a lot of runs where he'll, he can break 20 + 25 plus
all that kind of stuff. That's what you're, you're
banking on. It's just to me, it's easier to
do that than it is to win AGPP on DraftKings right now.
You saying that reminded me of the closest I got to banking a
large field DFS contest, which was years ago, and it was Jared
Goff and Josh Reynolds still on the Rams and Jared Goff botched
it. Well, first Josh Rollins got a
touchdown overturned and then later in the game Jared Goff
missed him on on 4th down. He got a target in the end zone
that would have won me 100K and said I didn't really win much of
anything because of how top heavy that stuff is.
It's fantastic. That's what is incredible, when
you win and when you lose, it's the worst thing that's ever
happened. Yeah, yeah, it's brutal.
Like, I just didn't need that target on 4th down.
I don't like, it's like burned into my mind.
I remember the play. I could visualize it.
Who's the guy that what like four years ago had the Big Ben
kneel down that went from like 1st to 5th.
And instead of winning $1,000,000, who won like 15
grand? Yeah, you guys remember that?
Oh man. I don't, but that's awful.
That shit happens in in showdown now every single week.
It's just like 1 micro play just swings these contests.
It's you can be winning a tournament with like 2 minutes
to go and then min cash by the end of it.
Yeah. What is this video?
This video on Twitter of Rogers and Sala tried to give him a hug
and the cameras caught Rogers pushing him in the chest and
seeing something and giving him a glare and not allowing the
hug. It's.
Like let me. It looks worse.
Warren Sharp tweeted it out. Yeah, Rogers is usually so
friendly and likable. That's weird.
Look at He's coming in for the hug and Rogers rejects the hug.
Wow. Says something and gives him a
glare. Damn, it's not good.
Ellie, what's going on there, man?
He's, he's saying that needs to go to Alan Lazard.
I'm pretty sure he's. Lip reader's claiming he said
don't call that. Doesn't Rodgers run the show?
Doesn't he audible out of whatever he?
Yeah, definitely. He doesn't call, doesn't call
the offensive calls. That's not that's not what they
they hired the guy that Aaron Rodgers wanted to call audience,
the place they brought in. His he'll hack it.
A hug. There's something else going on
That wasn't it. It wasn't a it wasn't a play
call thing because Saul wouldn't have been involved in that
sequence at all. Yeah, he's big and strong.
I do. I do think it's funny, whenever
you get lip readers, if someone says that's what they say, you
try to read their lips, you immediately see the same thing.
You can't Unsee it. Yes.
Yeah. What there used to be that that
you see the. Stat that's up.
Right now they have six first downs on the last two drives.
Last year they did that 2 of 208 drives.
Wow. It, it must be such a relief.
I, I like, I, I've almost already wiped from my memory
watching The Jets last year. You have to feel so good that
you have some level of competency now.
Yeah, I mean, Zach Wilson is. I mean, that was the thing that
made me feel so good about The Jets this year was that one
scatter plot of quarterbacks in like the last 20 years.
And it was that if Aaron Rodgers can play like Case Keenum
compared to Zach Wilson, it's the greatest quarterback upgrade
in the history of football. Yeah, like, that's until this
Andy Dalton upgrade. You just can't get over this
look that he gives him, man. How do you know your head coach
on a hug after a touchdown and then stare him down like, mean
mug him right to his face? Like, what are you going to do
about it? He's the fucking head coach.
What the hell? Aaron Rodgers.
It's Week 3. Just chill out a little bit.
What's it like having Aaron Rodgers is your quarterback,
Elliot? Because he's obviously a crazy
person. I will.
I will say I don't have like a large sample size to tell you
what it feels like I did. I did used to make fun of him
for a lot of the stuff he said. I'll never forget he had an
interview where he they were like, you know what, what do you
guys need to do better? And he was basically like, I
don't need to do anything better.
Like I'm the best there is everyone else.
That's. That's a wild thing to say,
yeah, but I mean, the man alienated his entire family at
like 25. Like, he's been a weirdo for a
very long time. He's just amazing at football.
Gabriece. Gabriece.
Oh, come on. Except Tyler Conklin, who's
coming alive. Yeah.
Zard and Conklin, the guys that like are that he personally
likes. He obviously has a relationship
with Lazard back in Green Bay. He had the like, whatever The
Lazard. What was it the some type of
shirt, Lazard shirt he was wearing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that.
Was it Rogers Lazard 2020? Was it like a a presidential
campaign shirt? Now that rings a bell, Yeah.
And then? Conch Daddy says ayahuasca bro,
right? Well, we just are.
I think we're speculating that because he's got a man bun and
he just looks like he would be Bros with rides.
Probably down to do some, but he's probably down.
I mean, yeah, pretty sick. He's the last year they saw
Cobb, right? And I think he's the godfather
to Cobb's kid. Yeah, yeah, he Cobb gets it.
Cobb, Cobb and Lazard understands what you have to do.
And Cobb was the, I think according to PFF, was the worst
receiver in football last year. Still got on the field.
Remember when Sean Payton was like pretending that Zach Wilson
was in a QB battle with with Bonex and Jarrett Stidham?
He he kept that charade up for. Like in fairness, watching Bonex
play it makes my. I feel like it says.
Less about Zach Wilson and more about Bonex.
Well, the thing that cracked me up is when they traded for
Rogers and then we had to pretend that Zach Wilson was
gonna develop behind Rogers as if they didn't completely give
up on him. Just like we have to pretend now
that Bryce Young is ever gonna play quarterback again.
Well, the whole story last year was so crazy too because he gets
hurt and you know that Zach Wilson's not the answer.
You already did that the whole season before.
Look at the Panthers, right? They knew Bryce Young was not
the answer. You get 2 games out of it this
year like nothing happened over the offseason.
We got to move on. Like there's you can't just roll
them out there for a whole nother season.
The Jets fucking rolling Zach Wilson out there for the whole
season last year when their defense was legit like fantastic
was crazy. I couldn't like every last year.
They were a playoff team last year.
They were a playoff team. I was writing in stealing
signals every week. Like you can't just give up on
this season. There's people's like, lives are
on the like, like livelihoods are on the line here.
Great defense. All you got to do is have a
vaguely competent offense in Europe.
You're a playoff team and they're like, we can't go bring
anyone in because if we do when they're good, then there's a
controversy for 2024. Like there was so much deference
to Rodgers that even when he was out from week one, they couldn't
do anything. But The thing is, if you if you
get Joe Flacco and Joe Flacco does that, no one's like, well,
time to move on from Aaron Rodgers.
We have Joe Flacco. It's not like you pick up a
quarterback in the middle of the year and anyone gives a shit.
The fight with the Rodgers. Or was it they had to pretend
that Wilson was still good enough to be the backup?
No, I think it was more about Rogers, man.
I think everyone knew Zach Wilson sucked.
They they didn't bring in like Josh Dobbs.
Even the Vikings go and get him after cousins gets hurt way
later. And he didn't do great for the
Vikings or anything. But like no one's talking about
Josh Dobbs as the starter this year, right?
Like, I mean, even though he did well for the Cardinals, like
it's what you just go get somebody and you play them like
you don't play Zach Wilson and like we what would he get?
Tim Boyle? What's his name?
Is it Tim? Tim by the way came from Green
Bay cuz Green Bay Rogers buddy literally threw more
interceptions and touchdowns in college.
But him and Rogers are buddies like Mike White.
Mike White would have been great if Rogers came on ship chasing
instead of Pat McAfee. You guys might have been the
three wide receivers. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten
Pat McAfee. Like what?
How funny would it be if he leaves his ESPN gig to go punt
for the to go? Punt for the yes.
Yeah. I'm sure Rogers would get him,
but I guess when you make $250 million.
It's tough. Yeah, I'm.
Gonna go punt. Yeah.
I I remember literally for stealing signals, looking
through practice squads and being like Case Keenum's on a
practice squad, like, and there's so many guys that could
have brought in that dude in Jacksonville whose name I don't
even remember. That was a Canadian Football
Leaguer that made the awesome play in the preseason last year.
Still want to see that guy get an opportunity somewhere.
What's that dude's name anyway? You guys remember that again,
I'm thinking Elliott might pull this out of his out of his ass,
but I'm gonna look it up. It was, it's similar to Boyle.
I can't remember his actual name, but like there was these,
there's quarterbacks you could have tried Nathan Rourke, Yes,
yeah, Davis has got it. I mean, dude, they should have
brought in somebody like that. Like that was the the Jeff
Driscoll two years ago. Was it Shrebler or whatever that
guy's name was? Who was AD 2 left-handed QB that
they moved to tight end shortly after.
And he came in and it was like the biggest round of applause
that anyone has ever received in sports history because he wasn't
Zach Wilson. And you saw all the players just
like, thank God. Everyone was so happy.
It's so clear when the team gives up on someone.
Yeah. Chris Strepler, he was like a
kind of hybrid guy, right? Yeah, he was.
He was basically Tim Tebow who also jet great where they tried
to make him into that QB hybrid HVAC, tight end, punt protector.
The The taste of hill roll. The first Taste of Hill, but
Taste of Hill's a legit like elite athlete.
At least Tebow was running like a 475.
Remember when he beat the Steelers, though, in the.
Play. I sure do.
Demarius Thomas, Rest in peace. Do you remember when like four
straight weeks they would come back from 17 down after Tebow
was like, oh for 18? And then they'll cover 2 onside
kicks and it hit Hail Marys and everyone's like, I don't know if
I believed in Jesus before but I am a believer.
Watching. Tebow come back.
I remember that season like Tim Tebow playing just some of the
like the ugliest football, like September, October time frame.
And I was like watching red zone at my house and that was my
parents house. And I just remember my my dad
coming in and watching some of it with me and like almost
feeling the need to be like to defend football as a sport
because it was so ugly. It was like hideous to watch.
That was that was Skip Bayless time too, where Skip Bayless is
like Lebron's bad at basketball, Rogers is bad at football and
Tim Tebow's elite forgot how much he loved Tebow.
My God. I always remember because after
they upset the Steelers with that, that overtime win, it was
the weekend my buddies and I always go for the divisional
round weekend and they played the Patriots and the life was
like Pats, like Midas 23. And I was like, guys, this is
such a huge number. Like Tebow can hang over there.
And then I'm pretty sure the Pats still covered like they won
by like 30 that game. It was one of the in check
versus Tebow. Everyone was like Broncos, like
Tebow's got this. He comes back, Yeah, he finds a
way to win. And three minutes into the game,
you're like, this was a mistake. This is so bad.
Yeah. The magic ran out.
The Lord's will had reached its logical conclusion.
You got one-on-one to Garrett. That's a run play.
Can we just get Garrett Wilson? I think, I think we're going to
need the Pats to push them to get any Garrett Wilson volume.
Well, I mean, we could get some of the Breeze stuff here.
Like there's, I mean, The Jets just being slow as usual, but
there's not. What's the core again?
What? What do we have on the core
under Thornton? We have Breeze receiving and we
have Hunt. Henry's going to get there in
this script. I feel, I feel good at that.
So the core is looking pretty good, yeah.
So this is. OK.
Yeah, the. Breeze over the receiving, which
is which is going well. There we go, Bruce.
There we go. We got Bruce.
OK, Bruce is at 23. Henry's only at 9.
Did he get some cold back? Why aren't they?
Holding one of them was at the lioness, was one was at the
lioness, That's right. That's right.
He has the two catches for 9 yards.
Taekwon we feel good on. All right, The course, the
course. Not, not dead.
What's the five where we already got the Hall.
We also have Stevenson on that one.
Stevenson. One.
We have Stevenson. Yeah, when he doesn't have a
single first down. And he hasn't played since Henry
was pinky. So what's the five that doesn't
have Stevenson, Pete? The one that doesn't.
Have Wilson. They both have Wilson, Only one
has Stevenson. The one without Stevenson is The
Jets onslaught. We need a lot of passing, that's
right. This one we we need a Pat's TD.
If we get a Pat's TD, this thing's all very much in play.
No, it's definitely in play if we it's a pass for that.
I mean, Rogers is almost to it because of all the Lazard shit.
It's just right. Rogers up to 157.
Yeah, 157. Yeah, he's close.
We need four more Garrett Wilson receptions and we need Mike Will
to get the the 23 more yards. And we need a little more for
Breeze. You got to get these guys.
Come on, Garrett in motion. Garrett's motioning.
But what do you. Let's go.
You got Garrett.
Oh, he's going deeper. You got Garrett.
Come on, there was the DB fell
down. I think the the penalty might be
on Garrett's motion. He was moving forward the legal
motion of Garrett. Dude, it was on here.
He fucking just curled. He's so.
He's frustrating me man. Do you see Rupesh's comments?
He would have hit Lazard. Dude, look at him.
Just start moving forward. You can't just move forward.
It's just laziness. Laziness in Week 1 not getting a
second foot down, Laziness on the sideline earlier in this
game, and then that one man, he's not locked in this year so
far. It's frustrating me because I'm
a fucking clear Garrett Wilson truther, but somebody in the
chat earlier was like, it's not too late.
You could change the projections.
It was a pretty good call out to our our conversation about how I
projected them over Justin Jefferson this year.
It is too late. Respectfully.
You did change it. Respectfully, I did change it.
But also it is too late. They said that after week one,
right when they're like, they shut down Garrett Wilson's like,
with all due respect, I'm not Garrett Wilson.
Yeah, respectfully. That was a pretty badass quote.
That was so badass. I mean, I thought Garrett Wilson
had that in him. I thought he was going to be
that dude, but he's apparently not ready to be that dude.
He's going to just round his fucking motion and and get in a
legal shift penalty. I've never seen such a lazy
fucking play. Like that's just bad.
That's honestly dude. He's kind of looking like the
Deonte Johnson of Justin Jefferson's.
That's my fault. You couldn't wait until I log
off the show before you say? Something like that.
You can't. Just round your shit up the
field man. They're really taking their
sweet ass time. What the fuck is he doing?
That is so annoying. Clock management feels like
something that should not be super difficult that no one can
figure out. Like they called a time out
there, but it took him what they he called it at 34 and they
waited till 29. Yeah, I don't.
Yeah. This whole drive is weird to me.
Williams. There we go.
That's nice. Yeah, we need him higher than 27
1/2. He's up to 18.
But I don't understand why they were going so slow.
It's like they weren't even trying to try to get this ball
in the end zone here. Like.
Did they take Wilson off the field for that?
No, no, he's out there. He's in the slot.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if they're benching him at this
point. He honestly has been frustrating
so far. Hasn't he played 100% of the ran
100% of the rest this year? Yeah.
I mean, he fuck, dude. He's one of the top at least 10
receivers in the NFL. Sure.
He's so talented. He's so fucking good.
He's awesome. Yeah.
Maybe Zach Wilson was the key to unlocking Garrett Wilson.
I don't think that's the answer either.
I just think the details, I mean, you got to be, you got to,
you got to take care of the details.
You know, that motion thing is frustrating to me because it's
it's indicative of of details. MTC extra craft.
What's crack rocks? Doctor Evil says that you should
chill and sip on some ayahuasca. I mean, look, dude, the the
fantasy footballers hit me up and said give me who the fantasy
MVP is going to be this year. I was on their fantasy MVP show
and I said Garrett Wilson's the fantasy MVP of this year.
He's going to score from the back end around one like the top
five wide receivers and he's going to be the best player in
fantasy. Like that's how I feel about
Garrett Wilson. So I'm not chill about him
fucking taking away his own targets by not just running a
God damn motion and staying, you know, fucking legal.
I took such a huge sip of beer. There I was.
I was really bad and. Didn't they say, Ben, that like,
if your take is right, you get to just take over the Fantasy
Footballers podcast too, you know?
How to audience? Like, you just get to own it.
Yeah, that's a huge win. Come on, Rogers.
That better be Garrett. Oh my God, he made a field goal
talking about the field goal. Gretch is about to chug his
vodka mule if we don't get another Garrett Wilson target.
Fucking we need one of those drives like they had against the
49ers, where they're just like, it's we're going to get Garrett
Wilson right? And they target them four
straight times for four straight receptions.
Yeah, yeah. Do they just intentionally
ground that intentional grounding?
No, not through the end zone. There's a receiver in the.
I thought I heard that. OK.
It's just like overthrow, you know?
They're too hot. You're right, You're right.
I don't think they usually ever call that.
Oh, they're going to get a penalty here, though.
Oh, they reset. OK, Play clock was down but they
reset it to 25. We'll, we'll have plenty of
time. Last week when we pulled up the
pick comes early. They hadn't even refreshed all
of it yet, so there's no point. We got Elliot on Elliot sharp as
hell on props. We're going to get some good
half time stuff knowing. We got to get the the boots on
the ground jets, good stuff. Time out, defense.
Oh, man, I kind of hate this one, Garrett Well said.
Is the Kyle Pitts of Justin Jefferson's.
That'd be that's. Actually, a really that.
Really stings. Yeah, it does that.
Really stings. Ben, honestly, when the check
gets so confident about something like this, this is
where Garrett Wilson is an explosive second-half for let's
do it. Let's just do it.
At least let's go. That's a minor, Dave Davis
Monitor said. Oh my God, that's the that's the
pinnacle of the genre, dude. That was, we got a that was, I
mean, that was just a perfect one that hit me really deep.
Oh my God, it no, it stopped me in my tracks.
Let's go score touchdown on this play.
Garrett Wilson. Oh, it's a oh, he's got him.
He's got. Come on.
They're not on the same page. We got to get the halftime stuff
pulled up. Yeah.
Wow, Justin Jefferson's just hit me even harder after that play.
Man that was a cow pits play. Like it should have worked.
Why the fuck didn't it work? Man, All right, let's take a
look at these. Elliot, what's your what's your
macro? What do you think The Jets are
going to do in the second-half? 17-7 lead.
What are we looking at? I mean, historically, this is a
team that gets pretty conservative once they they get
that lead. Yeah.
Braylon He. Missed it.
Yes, we needed that. Sorry.
Ellen Oh, we did need that. I mushed it in my 17.
Wow, Gary Wilson was wide open. I'm a play behind you guys.
So I'm, I'm again, I'm living vicariously through you guys.
Gary was wide open there. That needs to be a catch.
I love anything, Braylon. That feels great.
I know they don't have Braylon up right now.
It's killing me. And his props I think was 2324
1/2 today and he's at 40 right now.
They decided on 3rd and 10 to do a quick out to just make that an
easier field goal and still couldn't fucking complete it
because the defense is playing that like you're saying, serves
them right over. They never even tried to like
have enough time to really go for the touchdown there.
No, it was just clearly we're going to go for that.
And then they missed the field goal in part because they can't
get the timing right on a 10 yard out like Rogers and and
Wilson. They, they worked together all
last offseason before Rogers got hurt, Then all this offseason.
Where the fuck is the timing? What was the point of that?
The crazy thing is that that drive shows you that they're
conservative, right? Because they were scared to half
the punt and give the Patriots time that they'd rather settle
for a field goal than risk. But that's one of the worst
offenses in football. You have one of the best
defenses. Why are you worried about?
You should be worried about trying to score touchdowns.
Not exactly. Exactly.
I'm terrified for the Garrett Wilson begs guys.
I mean, you have to be on the same page as Rodgers to get the
the role that I wanted. And they're not on the same
page. Like they're just clearly not.
And I don't know how you get on the same page as Rodgers because
he's fucking insane. If you're not on the same page
with them in season, you're not going to randomly get on, you
know, on the same page with them.
Like it's I'm terrified. Yeah, I thought they were on the
same page last offseason. Look, they.
They That's a good Hail Mary throw right there.
Really good one. Yeah.
That was a real good Hail Mary. That's almost to Henry.
Rough first half, all right. OK, let's see here.
So yeah, it doesn't. As of right now, we don't have
any Braylon, which is a huge bomber.
What's what's riders number? That is a huge bomber 49.
So Rogers is at 249 1/2 passing yards.
He's at 170 now, so. 80 feels like a good number because
they're not going to need a throw, but he's also efficient
when they do throw. It's probably a good night.
I kind of like, like Pop's involvement has been pretty
good, Like just him getting 18 yards in the second quarter.
I don't hate that they've been skeeting.
They did the end around for him. Yeah, that seems fine.
Garrett Wilson Man, you want a depressing 36 1/2 full game
prop? Higher than 4 1/2 receptions is
1.2 X too. And we have about 5 1/2 on the
on the season. I'll take the I'll take the
fucking .73 under I think is really.
Fucking bad. As he cracks another vodka fuel.
And drinks some more beer. I mean, Lazard, it's juicy.
They they have it like one reception for Lazard to clear,
but it's at .7 X man, we need more of it.
We need a little more on the menu here.
I mean, I, I take the Lazard reception he's getting.
He's getting that. Yeah, he's getting that for
sure. They hate Wilson and it should
be .2 X. That should be definitely less
than that. Yeah, I like brace over 73 1/2
like this is an 11 point game. 30 Sure. 30 Reese Rushing, RTF.
They've just been throwing the whole game.
I love Brace Man, right? He's got, yeah, he's got 43 and
11. Carries like but if they hold
this lead. We're gonna get my worry is that
they just kind of bring it, bring Braillon in to just salt
it away, cuz they don't. I know, can we get some Braillon
up here? I think we got to take like a
Jalen Polk over here, right? Like, roll the clip over.
That's 18. That's 18.5 yards.
Look at that. Yeah, that sticks already.
He needs 13 receiving yards down there.
That's awesome. Let's do that.
I think I like pop over 18 more but I get I.
Get can we do a couple? Can we do?
We can do both of them. They're going to throw a lot in
section map. I'm checking other places and
people have Lazard as high as like Midas 300.
The other thing we can use my I have a profit boost on here for
a 25 Max so we can get some of this Lazard stuff back too.
I would say I I I like the breeze call, but what if we
pulled that and just did the Lazard as the only Jets thing on
a Patriots pass volume 3 legger which is.
And then expand it to A5. We're going to do a 5.
Let's do that as a three because that's you have to boost this or
are you going to boost the? Well, so the the only thing
about the boost is it is going to give me a $25 Max.
So maybe we save it for the five all.
Right. So calf.
Five. Yeah, all.
Right, let's do. We'll do 100 here.
We're just playing, look, the Patriots are going to get a lot
of play volume in the second-half.
We're going to get both of these receivers over.
We're going to get Lazard's going to catch 1 pass at some
point. We're not doing a ton with The
Jets. I think this makes a lot of
sense here. This is a real nice one.
I like this a lot. Yeah.
I am not doubling down on the Thornton Under.
I'm already getting my money's worth for this sweat.
So we do. It's out there too, 4 1/2 this
plus Breeze. And then what do we do?
Add Breeze? Yeah, that's highly correlated
too in terms of under on board. And then now you're going over
on all the other receivers. Well, it's weird.
Well, it's so you guys are like indirectly, let's do it.
Let's add honestly, let's add Thornton, man, let's let's do
it. How higher is it now?
Lower. Lower.
We're coming back. It's at 5 1/2, so we're like.
We're like 4. And a half.
The 4 1/2 is what we want. I don't know.
I don't know if I want to do that.
He's not going to catch a pass in this game, man.
He's not good at football. Saying stop saying it out.
Loud OK, well do do the lower on the .5 receptions for 121X.
Yeah, we can, we can boost your profitability on just say that
he's not going to catch. That's right.
And we're only .25 on this because you're doing the profit
boost, right? Yeah, All right, we're going to
do this. So we we have it at a 16.94,
we're going to boost this shit up to 21.72 boost.
OK, let's. Boost the shit out of that.
That's very fun. I I It is a bummer that we don't
have. Nice call on the 1.25 XI think
this those the the Thornton unders are are good process man.
They are plus EV we might lose and every.
Time you say it, I just. I know you're really trying to
jinx it. Here too I'm.
Like what are you doing? I'm sorry.
Stop. Mushing the fuck out of it.
Yeah. Thanks for identifying it, but
stop mushing it. I want nothing to do with that
Jacobi passing yards though. Elliot, what do you think?
So you had the briefs rushing over.
He needs about 30. I think that's a good call.
But what about the receiving? You still?
They got him at 7 1/2 receiving yards in the second-half, don't
you think? They do a screen and it's kind
of and you're talking about a guy that had what, the highest
first rate, first read target share in the NFL for two weeks
or something like that of all running backs.
Like they get him highly involved.
Yeah, that looks nice. Man.
That's a weird. That could be good.
I'm into that. I like the rushing yards one
too. I like both those.
I like. I just think this is not this is
this is an 11 point game with the Patriots getting the ball
first. If they go down and score, all
of Breece's numbers are going to skyrocket.
That's yeah, you're right. That's right.
And and even if they don't, it's a breeze Hall second-half.
They're not going to just Braylon Allen.
It's a Breeze Hall 2nd. And if they go down and score a
touchdown right, right away and then becomes 21 three, the
likelihood of Breeze Hall doing nothing on that first drive, it
feels pretty low. This Conklin is good too.
It's like the Lazard, right? Fifty and a half, 44 receiving
yards, 7 yards. That's cool.
Receiving you do that, the briefs and the Lazard and the
The Jets basically score. I still can't believe Garrett
Wilson at 36 1/2. If you would have told me that
before the game 36 1/2, I'm really glad you didn't because I
would have put like my life savings.
What's the payout if we do this plus the Breeze, plus the
Garrett plus the Rogers and just stack up the?
Jarrett receiving yards or recycling?
Receiving, Breeze. Receiving.
You have to have something on the other team.
Oh, you do. You're right.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll have to do 1.
But then what were you saying about Breeze receiving?
Yeah. Yeah, Breeze only needs like 7,
but you don't honestly need Rogers.
I guess Maybe. You'd probably do one.
You'd need Rogers at that point. It's just three correlation.
Why don't Why don't we have any romandre up?
Because he's not out there, right?
He hurt his hand. So do we want to?
Maybe we get Gibson here. Yeah, let's I don't think I
don't think you want. I don't think I was going to say
I don't think you want the the ancillary Jets receivers if
you're doing Garrett. Yeah.
I don't think they're going to be like pass heavy the
second-half. Like if we're doing Lazard
catches the pass and Conklin does some stuff, then we don't
want Garrett, right? Yeah.
So we do Rogers and Gibson here, right?
They're not going to throw a ton.
Why are we doing so much just passing here?
Well, because it's oh, this is saying the Patriots are going to
go score in the Yeah, they're going to go score and actually
the feeling. Make it a game.
Let's make it make it a game. Yeah.
The problem is is we're not getting any.
I do like the pop one but. Frosty Shackelford, you get the
fuck out of here. Wait, what about what was the
Gibson? The Gibson isn't live right now.
It's it's it's it says projection refreshing.
They don't have it up. OK.
You can't. What's the higher this line?
Yeah, I don't know why the romandres not up.
What do we do on the Patriots side of this one?
We say they're going to score early.
So it's a receiving over, right? That they go and do something
quick here. Can I, can I float one here are
the Patriots, Are the Patriots going to kick field goals?
I mean, this, this kicking points.
They're not going to. What's the score?
What's the the score? Three to 14.
Three. I like that.
I actually really like this because you're saying they're
getting back in the game to push The Jets to throw, which means
they're scoring touchdowns. It's sport DD.
Like they're not gonna kick field goals.
Like, I mean, if they kick field goals, it's not gonna force.
I mean, if the Patriots go down the field, they kick a field
goal, right? It's 1410.
They're not kicking a field goal.
They're gonna. Yeah.
But if they go down the field and they kick a field goal,
which if you think about their offense versus The Jets defense,
right, I think that's more likely.
Yeah. Yeah.
They go for two in the next game.
They go for two. Yeah, But you'd have you'd have
over 1 1/2 field goals made or six kicking points, right.
He's looking at we would lose the kicking points on a field
goal on the 1st drive, one field goal, 1 field goal loses it.
We if we can evade the field goal on the 1st drive and we
really want them to score a touchdown on the 1st drive to,
to get all this passing that we're lining up.
I don't like 1. I don't like it losing.
You're not lining up that much passing though, right?
You're basically saying that true, true.
You really need each one of these guys that gets one pass,
one pass. If they went down the field and
they kicked a field goal, it's a one score game.
They've got Rogers, they're not going to just run the ball 9.
100 We could just we could just run this one again, but do Polk
and the Mario instead of and not include the Taekwon.
I like that. I like that Polk and the Mario
are I actually like the Polk one O 7 receptions there you just
clicked receiving yards. It would need a 13 yard game.
Receptions versus A13 versus one reception that's over 13 yards.
No, it's 2 receptions. Sorry, so the reason you would
pick receiving yards is if he only got 1 catch that was 13 or
more yards, then you'd win the receiving yards without winning
the receptions? I don't think that's likely.
They're doing a lot of underneath throwing.
Like he he only had his or his first half catchers for six
yards, right. Like I think it's more likely
that if he goes over the yards, he also goes over the reception.
So let's take the one O 7 take that makes sense.
Yeah, like it. Yeah.
Yeah, him. So the the snap count for the
Pats. Stevenson was out there at the
end. But not in our pick UMS here,
right? Yeah, I still not up there.
Yeah, all. Right, I'll do another 25.
On this one. Yes, Stevenson was back out.
Yeah, so the snap count for the Patriots.
Osborne 14, tomorrow 13. Taekwon 12.
Polk 11 out of 20 plays. That's crazy.
They only ran 20 plays. Jeff ran what, 38?
Oh, dude, we got to do a Garrett Wilson TD higher 2.79 X.
Can we just, if he scores a touchdown, let's do that.
Let's do a three, though, because that's so outrageously
unlikely. Yeah, this is like one of those.
We can do a 2, we can do a two guys.
What do you get? When I was out, they pulled me
back in right, But yeah, I just wanted to do with the pop in the
do with the pop in the and the pulk, I guess right, cuz we need
cuz The Jets score. They're definitely throwing.
Or we could do it just with the Lazard.
Yeah, sure, the Lazard works too.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
That's an 11.7 there, there. I'll give you, I'll give you the
25 on it garage. Nice.
So Garrett Wilson TD with like with our core, our halftime
core. I like that.
That's fine all. Right.
Wait, someone said Stevenson is up now?
I got a piece. Oh, we got Stevenson.
Now I just want to. Refer Garrett Wilson.
TD. Do we over 21 rushing yards for
Romandre or do we just that seems he's.
Getting that, yeah, I think he gets that.
That should have been the Garrett Wilson TD.
Gibson's up. Also Romandre plus Garrett
Wilson TD is is pretty. Good Gibson.
They're not giving us any receiving yards on them though.
Yeah, I'm going to put everything.
Yeah, I can let Ramondre linger. Your Ramondre.
OK, well we have Ramondre, we've got his we got his first down.
So if. He yeah, we need, we'll we can
play it through those first. All those are still live.
Yeah. Where?
Where are the Drake May selections?
That's how they could really get Pat's money.
Seriously. Second-half Drake May numbers.
Drake may just over over half a snap.
I just, I just take it. Elliot over under what week does
Drake may start Non biased observer. 6 1/2.
OK, sounds. Like a right, Like they're,
they're one and one right now. Yeah.
Probably go to 1 and 2 after today.
I would have said it at probably 4 1/2 before, like right before
the season, but that week one win, I mean at least is worth
probably two games. So it's a rookie head coach,
right, who wants to probably try to get a get a couple wins under
his belt. A lot of these guys aren't
coaching in for the long term. They're coaching on a week to
week basis, right? But that I think works to May's
favor eventually, hopefully, but should.
But it's also like Jacoby Brissett's like old reliable.
He he's right. He was there when Mayo was the
defensive coordinator, all that kind of stuff.
He's like, yo, I want to give a quick note to the to the
listeners or viewers or whatever.
I'm man, I'm getting kind of wasted.
Here's a thought if you're looking for another fun idea for
these, because I don't think we need to build another one.
We talked a lot about the possibility the game is started
OK, but you could maybe get into it.
They have them available, right? Oh, damn, the game.
I was going to say you could do A5 legger of all unders because
we talked a lot about the Patriots going and scoring right
away. But if they go 3 and out here
and The Jets go score, this is going to be a slow ass
second-half with a lot of unders.
Yeah, that's how we lose all our shit.
That's I was just thinking about that while pissing.
That's not good that a lot of your stuff is directly tied to
needing the Patriots to go down and score a touchdown, right.
That's not great. This could be a really boring
second-half actually isn't different outcome that we didn't
think through. But the numbers, we did the same
thing last week. They're so small.
I don't think they need to score a touchdown.
Yeah, that's so small. There's Paul there.
We go, there we go. There's one catch right there.
There's your 8 yard catch that we were talking about.
Let's get, we'd need one more. We get the one O 7.
We get that extra go man, Yes. Dude, we needed that.
Love seeing Taekwon Thornton not out there and three wide.
Receivers, I hope it's for four yards so he doesn't hit the
over. So sick.
I'll stick with you guys for this drive.
Rooting for you for I mean this is a tough one where I want them
to get the stuff but also probably not score.
Oh, come on. Well, that was a bad throw. 4th
and 4th. Oh, when he's hurt.
Drake May. I mean, there was kind of a
questionable celebration on an injury.
It was nice. I was doing a.
Fort Pat, Yeah, I was doing a Fort Pat.
I was kind of taking the heat off him.
I I feel like Jacoby Brissett could just have the just the
slightest cough. Like it would be like Drake May.
Drake May. Yeah, it's not quite to the
Russell Wilson situation where, you know, tweaks the calf and
this his career ends. Gibson always has a little bit
of juice. Elliot he.
Does Xander Gibson Yeah, yeah. That when he returned that punt
last year to win week one, that wasn't so cool.
That was that was incredible. Like the fact that he was on
Hard Knocks like the week before and he thought he was going in
to get cut and he made the team and then he did that.
That was yeah, I was like, dude, this is awesome because we
didn't know for sure Rodgers Achilles, but it was like coming
around social and it was like, but this means that they're
going to go out and get a real quarterback because they're
actually in this shit. Their D was good enough to shut
down Josh Allen. They beat the Bills in week one.
This they are going to go and have a good year this year.
It's still going to work out for Garrett Wilson.
And then they played Zach Wilson all season and Tim Boyle.
But that sounded the moment I was like.
Let's go. We're back.
Everyone walking out of the stadium was in their phone
looking up like what quarterbacks they could go get.
Just like there's no way it's Zach Wilson.
Yeah, of course. All right, I'll stick with you
guys through this drive. Let's do it.
Cuz I'm gonna. We're gonna Wilson.
I think we're gonna get three straight Garrett Wilson
receptions to start. The That's what I like to hear.
And then we're gonna bring Steph on after Elliot in this drive.
She's gonna give us a little rundown of some waiver action
from last night, have a little recap of some of our high stakes
team so far. Yeah, we need a we need a
Garrett Wilson drive for morale. Did you see that need that, the
team that Dwayne and Ian have on FPC?
Yeah, yeah, they got an injured one.
Yeah. Their entire team is out.
It's like, it's a good ass team. And you're like, that's so
brutal, man. Sean and I have a pretty sick
team that had a cup and Debo as a 2-3 turn and that it was a
rough week because it's a good team otherwise.
That's so brutal in one of. Our Pacheco, A.J.
Brown, Debo, Keenan and then Deonte for it's the.
Injury Deonte is the insult to injury.
Exactly. Oh man.
Hertz and McBride could carry this team to A to a Week 1 when?
I know that's the thing. You're looking at it, you're
like, it's still not dead. You know, Like that's that's
what reminded me of the team with with Sean where we have
Bowers and shit and you're like, it's still not dead.
But man, I wish the guys were healthy because then it would be
really good. You know, that's what you, you
look at this and that's it's like fuck.
But that's The thing is so many players got injured in the last
week that everyone's looking at their team like that.
Yeah, that's true. Not, not to this extent to be
super clear, but everyone's, yeah, yeah.
The team with the team with Sean has Bowers, Jameson, JSN.
It's a Bijon team and it also has Cup and Debo and Kittle.
It's a Kittle Bowers. So we lost Kittle today.
It's. Like kittle thing man A.
Punch. And T Higgins, Really.
Sorry, it also has T Higgins. T Higgins was back at practice.
Yeah, he's back. Yeah, we need him back.
This second cop in a few guillotine leagues where you're
like, this is all about floor. And I was like, oh, this is
amazing. The guy had 21 targets.
Last night like. I've got floor on my team now
and it lasted. What was his score last week
before he went out like 7 and. 1/2 that guy I drafted a
guillotine reader league at at stealing signals.
This was my draft. It's an 18 team draft.
First pick I got. I got the 1st pick.
Christian McCaffrey, right? Nope, no brainer right?
It's floor Christian McCaffrey 2-3 turn after 18 picks.
I get an elite tight end falls to me right Travis Kelsey, Can
you believe that and and a healthy T Higgins 4-5 turn comes
back around. I love a healthy TI got a guy
who people are afraid is going to get suspended down the road,
but he's an elite year 2 breakout candidate Jordan
Addison. Never mind that he goes out
halfway through week 1. I got bounced in week one in my
own fucking guillotine. It's that's so brutal.
The the Christian McCaffrey thing is just, I really want
Shanahan to get fined like a lot of money, like a lot of like
they should lose. This is like one of those things
where they should lose draft picks.
They should lose draft picks. Like it really pisses me off.
Like there's so much, there's so much money in the ecosystem now
around and they're required to do this.
They're required to tell us who's hurt.
Like, you can't pretend the guy's not hurt when he's clearly
hurt. And the whole he would have
played if this was a playoff game and now he's out weeks.
Yeah. So it's a lot.
It means he's lying publicly for weeks.
And honestly? Find him, take away draft picks.
I I hate it. What competitive advantage are
you getting? Like, it's one thing if you say
CMC is not going to be in and then he's in, you know, with the
team. But like going the other way,
like CMC not being in, it's like, OK, your offense is less
dynamic than it was and that's what you were trying to obscure.
I don't know, just feels dumb. I, I mean, it's probably a small
competitive advantage, but like it should be the risk reward in
these guys minds should be like, I guess it would be a small
competitive advantage, But I, it's not worth the risk of, of
trying to hide this information because the, and the fact that
he didn't have to Jordan Mason on like his breakout day where
then he goes, man, like that's I hate that, I hate that.
Yeah, Mason was so shook up about that, too, because he just
wanted to be happy. And then he's like, now my coach
is mad at me and. Because he's got to be part of
this lie, this bullshit lie. Yeah, Braylon.
Braylon Man. They like him.
It's not just the fantasy nerds to tire uppercut.
I mean, there's a lot of like betting lines, Like there's a
million things, like it's millions and millions of
dollars, Yeah. And he's required to give
accurate information on these, you know, is this guy hurt or
not So. It, it, it it's also, it's not
even you know how you, you talk to a kid and you're like, you
know, a white lie or an omission of information.
It was like, no, they said we have no plans for IR.
We have no plans to send it. I.
They covered, they covered up the injury it.
Was like outright lie. Yeah, it was an outright lie,
Yeah. Find somebody Rogers, right?
Conklin. Conklin Rucker, of course.
I just saw an up close of Rogers and realized that he has the
sleeves thing and somebody else in the chat was mentioning, but
we've all noticed the Garrett Wilson sleeves thing because all
the skill guys tuck it. I mean, I, I feel like Garrett
Wilson's making an effort here. He's he's, he's doing the, the
Aaron Rodgers sleeves thing. He's like, look, we're buddies,
right? And like I, you know what?
I'm blaming Rodgers again because I really you, you were.
On a roller coaster of emotions, I hate him tonight.
He's wearing the sleeves that way because he he's trying to
Curry favor and it's still not working for him.
But I feel like it's it's taken away from like his swag cuz the
no Oh yeah, the non tight sleeves thing is a horrendous
look. It's not looking good for him.
No, you can't have that as a wide receiver.
Come on, man, you know, and you have to look good to play good,
right? And that's how we get paid good.
And so look does I don't think Adams Adams doesn't do he does
the tight sleeves right. The only other wide receiver I
know that does that is Tyree Kill.
Yeah, so so to me, like, I feel like you got to do whatever
Devante Adams was doing. Don't try to mimic Rogers.
Mimic. He should have grown dreads in
the offseason. Yes, or what Jordan Nelson was
doing. Figure that out.
Adams has pulled off the the like he's best buds with Rogers,
but also he seems like super likable and cool like that is
it's a hard needle to thread. Well, keep in mind that Wilson
was 17, which is Adam's number. Yeah, that's OK.
That is. Why'd he switch it?
Why'd he switch? That was so obvious.
Just stay 17. Rogers knows that number.
He's like, I like that number I thrown.
There's something about you that I.
Like. When he did that, that's what
started so many of the The Jets are about to get Devante Adams
rumors. Oh, when he switched the number,
Oh my God, he's not on the field for A1 Rider receiver set.
Yeah, Lazard. Lazard is the one Riders catch
at least. It's so over.
Oh God, it's so jover. That's pretty over dude.
That's that's not going to make a bad sign.
Not going to make it. We took The Jets wide receiver
too in the first round. Was it?
Did Alan Lazard get drafted like full stop in basketball?
Six round ball in. Basketball.
No, I should. I should go look.
He's going to talk about NFL draft.
He was a six round pick for the Jags way back when.
He's going to be like, yeah. And Iowa State where they tried
to make him a tight end at one point, right?
Yeah. And then he finally caught on
with the packs like three years later.
But I had him in a in a dynasty league.
This is a funny story. Way back then.
I I it was a pre draft rookie draft.
I reshot the seagull. I was like, hey, you got any
sleepers? I took Alan Lazar in the fourth
round because he's like this Alan Lazar guy from Iowa State
is pretty good. And I held him through to, you
know, he was actually a productive player.
So he was only on 2350 rosters? What percent of the tournament
is that? 30%.
Yeah, so I. No, no, sorry.
That's 30% of you could answer it.
That's a. This is a very small number of.
Of BBS, very small. That's really small.
Hundreds of thousands. This is a tiny number.
That's less than 1%, right? Yeah, it's less than 1%.
Wow. For the guy that's going to lead
the NFL on touchdowns, I'm just twisting the Garrett Wilson
knife at this point. Let's get some briefs there.
Garrett Wilson's open. Oh my God, look at him.
There he is. Oh, he's wide open.
Oh wow. To Conklin.
Conklin we'll take, we'll take some Conklin.
No, we won't. Well, we have him in one of our
pick ups pick ups, so yes, we will.
This has been a rough. All right, the Conklin higher
hits one leg down. I will these guys are these guys
are right dude, Rodgers does look fucking good.
He looks very, very good. I I recommend this for for the
Mark Andrews cope that I that I had to enter week 1.
Let's wait for the double team numbers because I bet they are
fairly high. Did you guys see the slow MO of
Conglin catching that where he put his hands out and the ball
went through his hands and then he like had to pin it to his
chest because he couldn't catch it with his fucking hands?
That was a pretty funny. Rogers does look legit like
fantastic. He looks really good so far this
year. He looks really good.
I hate how he plays so slow though, man.
Like he he probably would have had a lot more success in the
playoffs. Like remember that game they
lost to the 49ers where they were the one seed and they're he
was just like, let's win by 1 field goal at the very end and
then they lost like just I don't know, man, that man loves
matching the ball with one second left.
He loves it. He loves saying green 18 more
than I love anything. The worst was Dak, Dak in that
playoff game last year where he kept doing the here we go and
they're down like 30 points to the Packers.
Yeah, here we go. Is not a cool one.
By the way, come up with a new one.
Here we go. I got to give Sam a white
another note here, dude. He goes.
Gretch, you should be happy because Rogers looks fine the
rest of season. Wilson will probably be fine.
That's the most optimism I've felt about Gary Wilson.
Even if I'm a little concerned we're sitting here.
I do legitimately feel great about Rodgers.
Like Wilson's not going to not do anything.
Like Lazard looks legit good, but Wilson's better than Lazard,
right? Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I'm all we're back, man.
We're I was, we were not going to make it 2 seconds ago, but
we're back. We're so back.
You know what's about to happen
right here, right? Is the the Garrett Wilson
touchdown That would be so that's it.
Go. We could use that.
Who said Rodgers? Does anyone ever said Terrence?
Terrence is in the chat saying people said Rodgers sucked.
I don't know of anyone who ever said that.
Colin Coward once said he was overrated because they hadn't
won a Super Bowl yet, but I don't remember.
I don't remember any Rodger sucks talk.
No, he, I mean his likability ratings have plummeted over the
years that. His.
Football playing has has not changed.
My my thing with him is that I feel like he's so good, he
should press his advantage that he shouldn't be trying to like
drain the clock and like, if you limit drives, you're actually
inviting volatility. Like you should do that as the
underdog. You should do that if you're
worse than that. Davis, Davis just Aaron Rodgers
sucks. Beautiful.
I love Davis, man. He's so, so good.
Oh man. Bookmark me, bitch, you write
that. It's impossible to bookmark you,
Davis, because you just delete all your bad twins.
Yeah, that's why you got to screenshot him.
Just why he's an? Arch tweet deleter These days.
These days. What do you mean these days?
Oh, forever from in from inception since birth.
I didn't know this, Davis is. A serial.
Deleter. He's a scrubber.
All right, let's get it. He does make a lot of takes that
could be dug up. Oh, we got slot right.
We got single man. The safeties are down.
I think you can go slot fade here with Garrett Wilson to the.
He's looking at him or a. Breeze No, he had the post to
Garrett. He went quick to Breeze, but
the. Heated those on the on the main
though. The core.
We did 23 receiving that gets us up to 29, so we're going to
need. One more, one more, and one
more. And then we need Henry third.
Quarter, we're just going to get there all right.
We're we're we're looking good on the court.
We're going to ring the fucking bell tonight, boys.
We're a long way away from Ring of the Bell, but baby steps,
baby steps. That's the craziest part about a
game like this. There's Garrett.
Yes, Brick attack. Go.
Let's go, Garrett. Oh, come on.
Reach the pool 2 yards. I mean, that was like.
Don't go gadget arms. Let it go.
Lizard. Score there from Johnny.
Oh, that's good. All right, That was a good
effort. Thank you Garrett for doing
something that makes me. Feel yeah, that was a nice play.
Made a man miss, fought to a tackle, didn't put the ball in
danger. I'm actually glad that he didn't
reach that. If he was as tall as Justin
Jefferson, he would have been able to.
Extend it all right now go to him again because he did a good
thing they're. Looking for him.
There he is. There he is.
Yes. Yes, yes.
Oh, Garrett Wilson. Yeah.
Let's go. Let's touch down.
We called it the Garrett. Wilson much?
Down drive. Do we get the Lazard catch
already? What did we do on?
I think we're sweating this Lazard catch now.
Dude, there's only one ball to go around Gretchen that time.
Of course. Could have been Lazard.
Wait, no, no, the Garrett touchdown was was with Pop and
Lazard, right? Oh, I think it was with Pop and
Lazard. Yeah, yeah.
Yes, you're right. Sorry.
The 5X, the 5X, like that's going to be a big winner.
No, we only did a three on that because, well, the touchdown was
so improbable. This comment This comment is
incredible. Lazard was the first read you.
Might have been, I mean, you might have been actually.
Guys, thank you for having me. I will say like, I don't know
there's any better way to go out than on Garrett Wilson.
Touchdown. Dr. Perfect.
You brought the lives, you brought the 17.
We appreciate you. Elliot I I talk about fantasy
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For having me and I appreciate. You.
We'll see you Elliot all. Right, guys.
Thanks all. Right.
And now we got Steph. She was under the weather last
week, but she's back. The waiver queen, the hunter
Henry purveyor. What is up super Shorty?
Hey guys, how are you? I now is probably a bad time to
tell you that we're facing Garrett Wilson in our main event
that we started Hunter Henry so. I was on cloud 9 until that, now
I'm on cloud 8. We can still, hey, have you
upgraded your setup? You got a little, you got a
little mic, a little pop screen there since we last saw you.
A little bit, a little bit. I have a mic.
I, I in fairness, I did try to order the mic like five times.
I just had to get like some other, I don't know what they're
called the things to fit the cords into the laptop for it to
work. Yeah, your your USB.
Cables. There you go, that's the word I
was looking for, USB. Cables.
Well, we're glad to have you. We obviously hung out in in
Vegas, but your first time on stream in a while?
How's the start of the season been?
Gone? It's it's been a little slower
than, you know, I, I'd prefer some of my fades are, you know,
not not looking so hot at the moment.
But it's only, you know, it's only the third week.
So we're playing for week 17. So I'm going to stay strong and
hope that Drake may start soon. You.
Too. This was week.
Week 1 was all people just like massively overreacting to one
game. And then the trend this week has
been people all talking about their advance rates after two
weeks of best ball. That's that.
All of the chatter. Which of your teeths are gonna
make it after two weeks? Shout out to bbmdb.com.
I had pulled that up earlier though.
You guys can go here and hawk your teams.
Look at player combo, see how much Alan Lazard is there.
Who are the sickos? Who have the most Alan Lazard?
All of that good stuff. Our guy PD who's in the ship
chasing discord puts this together.
Just a super fun way to analyze your teams and all that.
Are you getting excited for some Drake?
Maybe roll Pat. What do we show on Drake Made
for Put him out there, see who he's got.
I think I actually have a Lazar team somewhere but I don't know
if it's a BBM or one of the other contests but I I remember
getting locked out of something and like needing him at one
point but it's probably literally.
One and you looked at your little bracelet WWLD what would
Leonie do? And you?
Were like. Oh my God, Pop, let's go.
Nice we go. We got some.
Nice. That's the Garrett Wilson TD
catch. Yes.
Pop we need. Yeah, we need pop.
And then we need one more pulp catch.
It was that over 15 yards. Yeah, we already got it.
All we need is the Lazard we
don't get. It because the Lazard that'd be
so. Funny, I thought Polk was on
there. So Lazard?
Oh no. Oh no, no, we still need Henry.
We have. We have other stuff though too.
We need one Pulk reception, 1 Lazard and one breeze effect.
That is close for that. One, yeah, a lot of the
second-half stuff is, is looking very.
Nice, already looking great, we are in a good spot.
Henry. Henry Henry Hooper.
That's Hooper. What?
What's? Fuck is he doing out there?
Sorry. I mean, to be honest, he looked
pretty good on that. Why are you?
It was good blocking? Why are you dialing up a tight
end screen to Austin fucking Hooper?
I mean this guy can't even move. Are you kidding me?
Oh my fucking God A. Little bit, but that was brutal.
So it won't surprise you guys to to learn that I I googled Drake
made pretty periodically to see what the the Boston.
It seems like late at night after Viv's asleep.
He's Googling Jack man. Do you have a port pod?
Equivalent in New England. Yeah, Pewter report POD
equivalent. Yeah, let's go.
I'm kind of like checking sentiment.
I'm I'm Googling to sort of check the Boston sentiment.
So one of the articles was the Patriots are committing
malpractice. So I was like what is this?
About. And they were the.
It was literal malpractice. I I saw this.
The Patriots are giving may like 15 or 30% of the.
Snap, there's 30%. Yeah, 30% of the snaps starters
snap like first team reps, which is not done.
Oh my God, every time. None of that, No.
Oh, it was Taekwon? I thought it was Polk actually.
The all numbers look the same when they're just.
All numbers look the. Same one in 11 right?
But. Anyway, people are pissed that
they're giving May 30% of the first team reps because it's
like unfair to Jacoby, but that's that's something that
made me feel a little better. The Athletic thought it was
something. I read that article too.
You guys vodka meals. Are really good.
I'm I'm going to lead one of those if Thornton catches them.
All these are real good, just a a a friendly advertisement that
we're not getting paid. Henry is in.
That's good. So this time.
Looking his way. Now he's looking Taekwon's way.
Oh, Pop. Almost.
Got lit off. Wow.
We got a late hit there. I think we got a target, yeah.
I I haven't drank since Vegas since I was sick so.
Good for you. That's.
Well, it wasn't really a choice, I mean.
What's the give the people who might be on the fence of coming
to a ship chasing meet up? What's the what's the review of
a ship chasing weekend stuff? Oh.
My God, it's amazing. Like we are a fun group.
I must say. Like everybody is awesome,
everybody's very friendly, everybody's down to earth.
You know, we had all sorts of different activities.
We did cop golf, we did well. Y'all did the pool party.
We had lot of drinkers. Yeah, we, we drink, we do other
things, we have fun. Well, it's legal in Vegas, so we
could smoke. Yes, it's.
Fun. It's a good fun ask.
All right, it's a good we play. Beer pong.
Oh yeah, that is fun. Fine, Hunter.
If you haven't made it, buy a freaking plane ticket and come.
You got Henry, man. It's coming back from all.
They got a that was Austin Hooper.
That was Austin. That was Hooper.
Oh my fucking God, I'm going to lose it, OK?
I'm going to need to drink, boys.
I feel better about a good call back.
When it's Austin Hooper, then you know, the chat things.
Things turned around when I busted out the modelos, but.
Wow. We might need we might need
another Modelo drinker on this chamber, sort of.
Petering wait I might have one modelo if.
I mean, you got to do it. You're recovering.
So in. That only if you feel up for it,
but in a great way. Have any modelos and?
And no I'm saying. Positioned in negros.
Oh, you got? Modelo Oh, then the Negros are
they're so good. They're oh, then you don't have
to sell me on them. I just I I trained once as it
gets to the fall, I go from the special to the Negros.
But I haven't. I haven't stocked.
That's what I mean, because I like Guinness and it's kind of
as little as that seeing vibe. Yes, Steph is going to the
fridge. We got her in the fridge.
That's God. You know who wouldn't have taken
that sack? And he might not have a chance
to take that sack again all. Right, that's.
Hurt 1 Modello. Yes, Steph, you're bringing the
vibes when you went and got that.
I mean, like we're not we don't celebrate injuries in these
parts. But and Berset's not I mean,
he's he's a tough guy. I know he's that's not that's
not how this is going to happen. Amazing match.
He's so tough. They decline it.
It's 4th, but then this is a field.
They got to kick a field goal. It's like 4th and 30.
I'm glad we didn't take that Sly.
This is the weird scenario where Sly like they got to kick it
because it's it's 18 points it. Makes it I think they're out of
field goal range after that holding though, right?
No, they declined it because it's going to be 4th and, and
like 20. So they, they actually leave
them in field goal range. So they don't get a third down
because they were assuming that the third down would have got
them back in the field goal range.
But you can also get like a defensive penalty that gives
them a first down. So they they, they just declined
it, which I think makes sense when you have 21 three, yeah,
you got to kick it at that point, 4th and 26, but I think
you're in field goal range. Make it 15 points.
It actually makes it a 3.3 possession game to A2 possession
game. Wait, they're punting?
They're actually not. Yeah, it was still on the edge.
Damn in the pads. Find that last even better to
the client then the order. You got to kick this.
They're punning. That's a punter.
Oh, they are deep. I I'm wait.
It would have been like a 62 yarder I think.
Steph, we we might need that Modella because we need a Lazard
catch. Yeah, a Lazard catch, because we
got to get, we got to get one up on the leaderboard.
We got to get something here because I played all of your
pickams as well, so I need to at least break even.
Don't worry, I'm going to keep the Modella's this.
Year was first. Sure be.
Cool if I could black out with y'all tonight.
Kidding, but he's looking to black out brother.
I mean, I would have one beer, so I don't think I'm blacking
out unless I mix it with the cough medicine, you know, but.
I'm drinking water, Steph's having one beer, Pat's had like
2 and Gretches like 4. Moscow.
Meals, these guys also, it's like.
Black out with y'all. That's also like, like you can't
like you're, you're, you're in charge of you.
Like we're, we're not, you know what I mean?
You do whatever you want man. Speak for yourself.
I just opened my 7th so I mean 4/4.
I think me and that guy are a little a little more on lot in
line than you're giving me credit for.
If you're just tuning in, we tilted Alan Lazard stuff early
and then we said how do you get right on this?
And it's by taking him. And your wife making your whole
night now about if he gets a catch.
That one catch is going to be so satisfying though, guys to
finally be able to cheer for Aaron Rodgers.
Favorite target for Lazard? But you, you do like, I think we
talked about we need the the Patriots to push him a little
bit. He does tend to look to Lazard
when like the chips are down, you know, and the chips might
not be down. So that's that makes me a little
more concerned. People paid like $500.00 for
Lazard after that first game and made an event in.
Smart, smart people. Well, well, so I did have him in
a higher tier, but that maybe. I made yeah, I said, Steph, can
we please move him down? Can we please move Lazar down to
Tier 2? Everybody.
Everybody's. She had him in Tier 1 and I was
like, come on, what? Alan Lazar.
It was. It was garbage time.
Steph, talk about the last night was wild, right?
Big spenders everywhere. I was, yeah, I, I have no idea.
Like, I mean, it was the Chiefs guys.
Obviously people spent on, but it wasn't just the Chiefs.
Like people spent a lot of money on everything.
Like I mean, I saw acres go for $400.
Any acres? Or did you spend I want to spend
$400.00 on him? I'm just asking if we'd stopped.
One he. Was the one guy I was interested
in. On the we got a, we got a steal
a week early, right? We got a cheap steal.
I think one of the teams, we have several Parines.
We've had him on several of the teams and then you guys got Hunt
somehow because that was like the cheapest I saw him anywhere
in your league, your mini sods league.
We got a few Jennings all. Right, let's go out there.
Jennings pre kittle is nice. That is nice.
Is that Braylon, man? It's Braylon.
You have more Bray's. That was Reese.
That was the first time Braylon hasn't looked good.
He ran right into the pile. I just don't think they're going
to feel incentivized to rack up Reese's, Yeah.
Carries in this game. That's why I wanted to.
I was a little bit worried about Elliot, had that take at half.
I was like, dude, I mean, I don't think that's who they like
view Bruce as. They don't need to slam out the
line. He may have already gone over
that on that first drive. Like I think Ellie Mann may have
hit that. That's a good point.
He's at 48 yards now. Wasn't it like 40 something
because he was at 20 something? What was it?
Was it, I guess check it because we have, I think we took it
right for. Braces hang on.
Who A Braylon. Screen we We need that for
Breeze. We need the one more catch.
Yeah, he'll be out there again. But you guys talked me off of
the Braylon receiving. I wanted over 9 1/2 yards.
That's his first catch and that wasn't even 9 yards.
So I mean, that was that was the point we talked about was like
it's probably 2 catches and we got the one there for the first.
But yeah, I mean, he's probably not going to get over.
What do we have for for Breeze? The breeze, the one that we we
just did, one that included his rushing yards, 48 is what he's
at. We need him to get to 73 1/2,
but the like the core 1 is we need him to clear 32 1/2 and
he's at 29. So I mean, we just, we just need
one. Just one catch 1 catch Cody
Maine tweeted out the the Rogers you got briefly.
God damn it. Oh my God, Tyler Conklin.
But we we were over Conklin. Now we.
Were, yeah. We don't need that over Conklin.
Cody Maine tweeted out the the Roger Sala hug and said my wife
after cooking dinner, cleaning the house and putting the kids
to bed while I drunkenly submitted a few losing
DraftKings lineups and I sent it to my wife just now and all she
wrote back was exactly very good response.
She's like, I've been waiting for you to realize this.
Sorry, honey. Love you.
Love you honey. Women aren't complicated guys.
Really not. They just want one thing and
that's Hunter Henry and their God damn line UPS.
Hey, in fairness, when I saw like 40 something, you know,
percent target share last week and doing write ups, it was hard
not to. Oh, he was a he was a smack.
I I I'm I'm TI think he was a good a good start.
And honestly, if you take away that penalty and you turn all of
Austin Hooper shit into his, I mean, we are really cooking.
Cooking. I mean, I really thought he was
going to be at least a safe fool or with, you know, and they like
him in the red zone. So I, I, I was hopeful there.
I like, I think I mushed Conklin.
I went on this huge thing about, you know, he was supposed to be
the beneficiary of all this Lazard shit.
Now he's a bust. And now he's cooking.
By the way, someone point out on the chat that Braylon is up to
three for 13 now, so he has. Going on.
OK, there you go, Gretchy. What do you got there?
So one of the Leone teams we started three years, otherwise
we started Braylon. Re catches in this game yeah I
didn't know that, but I. Didn't either.
Wow. It must have been when we were
staring at Garrett Wilson, trying to poke him, to do
something, Find Breece. He got tackled.
Oh my God. Moore Conklin.
Jeez. I benched Conklin in my dynasty
league where I've been playing them for like 2 years because
the team's not very good. Benched him tonight for the
first time. Yeah I'm not kidding.
Tight end premium. And I'm just like, I don't keep
playing Tyler Conklin every fucking week.
Like it's like 11 man starting lineup league.
I finally benched him this week because I have a pretty good.
I do love a tight end premium where like someone's like if you
give me like 8 first round picks, you can have Sam LaPorte.
I'm like, Nah, I'm just going to play Tyler Konko for two years.
The guy played. Over against you this week,
yeah. Who's cool?
Who's that? Carson Zay Davis.
Oh, it's a Zay Davis. They traded.
I had to pick up Bretton Strange in my tight end premium dynasty
league because all my tight ends are dead.
I mean, you guys, can we just say how explosive Breece and
Braylon both look when you watch any other running back take a
hand off in that uniform, you're like, wow, that was a lot slower
to the hole than both of the guys we've been watching all
night like that. I don't think I say name is bad,
but those other two guys are really good.
All right, no. Why did the Cowboys not take
Braylon Allen? Bruce is in.
Oh, you're right.
Now he must. Stop the back shoulder timing.
Come on. It is not there.
That's the whole fucking thing. Did it also.
Seem like Garrett Wilson unnecessarily jumped, yeah?
Yeah, dude, it just, I think it's on him.
I think it's on him. What does he, we know Rogers
can, you know, I mean, that's the one thing, throw the back
shoulder where he wants to throw.
It like fuck, the ball was at like chest height and Garrett
Wilson jumped and it was at like his knees or something.
Where are you at, man? Where is your focus at?
It's almost like hard for that to be on Wilson because like you
just go, just go whatever. Do whatever Rogers likes there,
right? We've seen Devonta Adams do
that. We saw Joy Nelson do it.
Before that we start start with Greg Jennings.
Before that we like this is not on Roger.
I mean, Jones, I mean, a million guys would be like, yeah, I'm
not fucking a Rogers truther here, but I actually am very
much a Garrett Wilson truther here.
But like, get on the same page, turn your fucking shoulder and
catch that pass. Yeah, yeah, the throw's gonna be
there, Yeah. All right, Lazard, bottom of the
screen. Brayland's in, I think.
He's looking great. Nope, man, he's not looking.
Impression. I get it.
Wilson has not watched a lot of Aaron Rodgers film.
Honestly, like, that's kind of how it feels, yeah.
Or like, if I was Garrett Wilson, I would watch
everything. He did.
With. All of the other receivers that
he played with, you know, that looks bad.
It looks like that doesn't look good at all.
No, that looks bad. Oh no.
That looks bad. Oh man, man.
Morgan, Moses. There's something about like the
helmet being ripped off and seeing their his face too.
That Yeah, like, like he looked like he was in agony.
Yeah, that. What happened there?
I thought it was Oh, I see. His leg is wrapped.
His knees planted. Yeah, yeah.
The knees not supposed to go that way.
I don't know. Yeah, that does not look good.
I don't want to speculate. We just go right to a Tom Brady
commercial. So what was what was like the
median bid on Carson Steele last night?
I don't even know. I saw him.
He went like 6-7 hundred and one league.
I talked to somebody that said he went like 998 in one of their
leagues or somebody had some money.
I don't think I saw. I think the smallest winning bid
in any of ours was like 3-4 hundred.
That's crazy. And Gretch was like, am I crazy
for when to spend 200, you know? And then he's like backed off of
that. But I really didn't see that.
Like I didn't think people were going to.
I don't know, I guess because I thought it was too muddied a
situation to feel that confident that like any of them are going
to be the guy. But I mean, even cream hunt
people spent a few 100 on in most places.
Like, I mean, but Dante Foreman was going for like 2-3 hundred
places. I mean, it was crazy.
Even you know some receivers were usually don't go.
For all it must have. Been like people were bored and
really wanted to spend money. It was boredom, and I bet
everyone's feeling the effects of so many early injuries too,
and kind of panicking of like, how do I put some, like, bubble
gum over this, you know, hole? And it's the Chiefs, right?
Like you're like, you know, you can, you can always talk to
yourself. On the upside, when it's the
Chiefs, I think a lot of people that one of the things I don't
think we maybe talk about enough is that it's the 12 week regular
season. And I think a lot of people are
just like, I got to spend it now, Like I got to go like the
first 3-4 weeks. It's like I got to fix it or I'm
fucked. Like I can't go to O and three,
you know? Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't have a problem spending early because I do
think a lot of times most of the hits do come early.
And I and I think the worst thing is to come late and have
like all your money and nothing to spend it on, you know, but
it's, you know, I mean, we're working with other people.
So, you know, trying to keep everybody happy and, you know,
starting, you know, try to find everybody's comfort level and
then level of, you know, how aggressive.
And I'm not gonna lie, I mean, I was off on my feel for how much
I mean, everybody went for way more than because I usually kind
of know or have a pretty decent feel for where I think they're
going to go. Whether we choose to match that
or not, you know, based on our assessment is a different thing.
But I was, I was. And like I said, the Chiefs I
get, but it wasn't just the Chiefs.
Like everybody was really expensive.
Yeah, in the. I have a league with our our
buddy Jacob Sanderson and he talked to me.
I wanted to do like 100 on on steel.
He talked to me in the 200 and we got him for 200 and that
nice, nice must. Have been like a low.
Yeah. I mean.
Like a Canadian league. Everyone's like real nice and
stuff. It's a Canadian league, yeah.
2O2 got it done. Next highest bid, 156 it says.
I mean, everyone's friendly there.
They all said thank. You.
We took it. Yeah, but you never know
because, yeah, some of the leagues, it's like you'll look
and guys. That's a that's.
A in general just don't go right.
Mike Kasiki went for 390 in this leak, Cam makers went for 290,
and we got steel for 2O2. I mean, John. 390 post to us is
some is some loony bend stuff. Kasiki was not available.
I don't even know if he was like he.
Was like 90. 2 injuries. 98% owed something really high so.
Did I say Johnny? No Kasiki?
That's. Yeah, Kasiki.
Oh, I thought I. Said Kasiki.
Kasiki was 390. I mean both of.
Them have to you're paying like AT Higgins is out premium and
then T Higgins is back. Right, right.
But you mean that one of those guys, I mean?
T Higgins is out for three weeks and then you at least have a
little bit of a runway to enjoy the extra targets.
Yeah, they basically just like Mike Kasicki did Well and then
they signed Mike Kasicki to a contract that's you want to you
want to pay for feature production there.
I mean, both of those guys are just hard.
They're not running that many routes, but they're getting
targets. So it's.
Like yeah yeah, Kasiki's not running many routes at all.
I love when the chat says to. Be very specific.
Notes because they know that I read the chat more than I
should. Check the Warren Sharp tweet on
Garrett Wilson. Incomplete targets.
This is going to be tilting. What?
What am I? What am I going to find?
According to charting of Aaron Rodgers incompletions when
targeting Garrett Wilson this season, 50% were due to receiver
error, 33% were due to close coverage, 17% were due to QB
inaccuracy. That tracks.
We need to get fucking Garrett Wilson breaking at the fucking
back shoulder. Yeah, what is he doing?
I thought he was like a lot better than this.
Honest to God. Like, I thought he was a lot
better than this, but he's just maybe not.
Yeah. I mean, the people trolling me
and saying that he's not Justin Jefferson, like, yeah, I mean,
definitely not that the people, those people are Justin
Jefferson. I thought he was like, I thought
he, I mean, you go look at his production in college and shit.
Because we do the Longview stuff.
One of the things when these rookies don't hit, they're like
young guys don't hit. They don't ever become obviously
he's a third year player, but when they don't become what you
want him to be. I've written about this before.
People love to be like you were you did something wrong in your
evaluation because you thought he was good.
But like the Longview stuff is there man.
You go back to his college stuff.
He out produced both OLAVA and JSN.
He was a stud man like in at Ohio State.
He was the dude and then early in his career, the targets Pratt
run all of that have been very strong.
He was the number one receiver in routes run last year was a
bad team, but they were like he's our guy.
We got to run him on every route we can.
You know, I mean he thought that it would translate this year,
but it's not there. There's different types of
quarterbacks like Rodgers, you know, Devante Adams start was so
slow that he becomes like hope for every bad receiver who bus,
you know, wait till Year 5. He'll be good.
But like, I do think it's it says something about who Rogers
is that that he had a guy that was that unproductive early.
But then like by getting on the same page with Rogers eventually
becomes and obviously he was a really good receiver.
But I guess what I would say with Wilson is like he's got to
be capable of learning all of the things that like everything
you're saying, Like why isn't he coming back to the ball a little
bit more there on the sideline or like the back shoulder timing
and all that? Like he can get all that down.
It just might take a little longer with Rogers, which is
unfortunate because Rogers really old.
So it's like you kind of got to do it.
Yeah. And they had last offseason 2
before the injury in Week 1. You've had two offseasons.
Why is the timing not right in week three of the second year?
I mean, I know they didn't play together in season last year,
but the back shoulder timing should be right by now.
That's the thing that's pissing off, I guess.
I don't know. Rogers is a very.
It's a. Yeah.
I could see it getting better over time.
It's just like here people are on this.
People are sorry real quick like I saw some in the chat saying
like Wilson scam is real and the people that are saying that the
Wilson stuff is over. This guy was what was it the
10th overall pick again, like go back.
You guys are not thinking long enough like Garrett Wilson was a
legit really high end prospect was a very good producer with
competition in a good passing game at Ohio State.
Yeah, he played with CJ Stroud, but like he was out producing
Olave and he's an elite runner as well.
Multiple other first round wide receivers.
The NFL told you that he's good. This is not a scam like this
should be the next superstar, but it's you know, and sometimes
it doesn't always work anyway. Go ahead.
The, it's the, the expectations were just so high because I
think we all believed that. And then it was like, OK,
finally quarterback play and I, I, oh, what I think the it's
just going to take longer than we want.
We've just got a fumble from Armandre.
I think that's not fumble. How much do you have on Ramandre
right now? That face says a lot.
And the way that that was an ASMR, Fuck fuck.
Yeah, what? A It's more it's not that.
It's more that now our other guys can't get the ball.
That's what I was. That was, yeah.
Yeah, I really don't have like any.
I mean, I have basketball bags of Madre, but yeah, nothing
else. And now we have Isaiah.
So now they have Isaiah Davison, so all the brief stuff is dead.
Got that? Were you that fucked?
Yeah. I mean, I don't.
You don't put. Isaiah unless, unless the pack.
14 minutes. Are you just trying?
To get him a little bit of work, 14 minutes to to.
Rogers Mine's fully. 4. That is crazy.
It's a 2 possession game, but they have such little respect
for the Patriots that they have their third string.
Running they put their third string.
Running back in it is 3 possessions.
Can we get some Izzy? No.
Oh yeah, 3 possessions. I didn't just want to get him a
little bit of work is is my guess.
I think we're going to see Breece again.
I don't think this is like, well it depends how they do this
drive. Yeah, it's the Patriots.
Answer back maybe? I feel like they're trying to.
Also, I think we see Braylon. Yeah, I think we see someone
who's not Isaiah Davis. Well, now you're 3rd and long.
I want to play action. How many points do the jest
needs to score before we see Izzy?
That would be really good. Even it's even a game day he's.
Probably not active. Yeah.
I was like, is he even on the team?
I haven't been following. He is on the team, but he's not.
I'm sure he's. Not I doubt.
They kept 4 running backs actually without being nuts.
Yeah. Oh, Bruce is back.
Wow. Can can we suck out on it?
This would be so good. We we really need.
Yeah, yeah. Take the the snap.
Oh God. OK, he blocked.
There it is. That's Mike Wills.
We got Mike Wills. Yeah, we we have that we needed.
He just cleared his over. Oh, nice to hear there.
Yeah. I'm so focused on the Lazard
catch it is. Because we we have him twice.
Well, basically any catch on The Jets is good for.
Us, I know at this. Point.
What do we need for him? 20 Oops, he's at 34 now.
He's got 3 catches for 34, so he hit that.
OK, We need Breeze. So this one man, this was one of
the five legs, right Is the Henry.
That one looks dire, but the breeze.
Oh. We had the romandre first downs
on the one that cleared with Breece.
They're going to run it again, but throw a slant to Garrett
just for the good. We might have Breece.
We got Breece split out here. We No, he's not Garrett.
Oh God, he's not looking at him. God damn it.
Hey, Rogers looks pretty good off his Achilles.
The frustrating part about us getting a couple yards there is
now you're at 2nd and 8:00 and you're in a run.
You know, you're like they're going to run, they're going to
run is the point. They're in a run script.
You might get a third down, you might get a threw on 1st down.
You want to get a pass attempt out of that and we didn't get it
and now it's going to be a fucking run.
Browns and Bruce is out. We got Lazard play action.
Lazard, let's go. Let's.
Get the Lazard catch so we can get in the green on one of
these. No, this is a run play if I've
ever. Seen one?
Yeah, for sure. 2nd and eight was guaranteed run you.
Know they've been willing to throw on 3rd.
We got a yeah, we got a Rogers likes this, he likes to throw
here. Yeah, we got a potential play
action here, a run look, and then just quick hit left knee,
questionable and coming off. It's not coming back.
That's the most doubtful questionable I've ever seen.
That's the most out of questionable doubtfuls I've ever
seen. What is the fence?
Questionable is the out of doubtfuls.
That questionable is the out of doubtfuls, Yes.
Let's see here also, so as a reminder, unless yeah, we still
would need Breece and then Hunter Henry to go nuclear to to
hit the core. So likely not giving away $200
tonight, but it rolls over to next week.
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Come on, Breeze. Come on, Breeze.
He's going to run a route. There it is.
Looking at him. Oh, my God.
Mike Williams. Mike Williams.
Big Mike. Go for it, guys, go for it.
Scores already a problem and now they're running 5050 jump balls
to Williams because they can't trust Garrett.
Like Garrett, you got to be the guy.
That gets that that play called freak.
Ah and and God, Bree slips fell down.
He was doing a little in breaking.
Yeah, but Rodgers went to Garrett, to Mike Quick there.
He he saw one-on-one and he was going to Mike.
He's not happy either. Look at him.
I mean, that used to be Mike's game though.
It used to be he didn't go up and get that that was.
No, that's kind. Of kind of a weak contested
catch effort there. In my opinion.
This is where we get what our grandchildren will call the
Hunter Henry Drive. What's the?
3rd part of our core. It's breeze receiving.
It's breeze. 32 1/2 Hunter, Henry and the Taekwon Thornton
Lower and. We're at 29 on Breece.
You got to be yeah, fucking kidding me.
And if Hunter Henry was Austin Hooper?
We'd be fine. And and Braylon went, we still
got 7 fucking running back receptions and Braylon barely
went over. Like we knew that was the game
plan. We played it right.
You got to play it through Breece.
We talked through it. Braylon barely went over.
Breece is barely going to go under.
They got fucking 7 catches between them.
At this point the the the number one rooting interest is a single
Lazard catch, so we hit that one.
We talked about the Braylon over the chats kind of tilt like tilt
me here. They're like yeah, breezes
cooked. You're right.
But like we. The don't don't indulge the
Bluebirds. You you ignore them.
I know, I know, I know. I love.
I love to indulge them. No, I just your.
Superpower. If you're not bringing anything
interesting or funny, you, you are dead to me.
You just got to ignore these guys.
You're the best at that. You are the best.
I have the opposite superpower, which is that I, I get the Boo
birds going because I'm like always indulging them and they
act like Boo birds. It's it's brutal.
The yeah, the Bree, the other one, the second-half one that
also was like so close was the breeze obviously in Lazard.
And then we needed one more Pulk reception, which I actually feel
like that's still very live with this game script.
But we want to book a lot. Yeah, we need a New England
touchdown is what we need. Hunter Henry in the red zone.
Here we go, please. Yeah, yeah, I feel like we have
only had one. We did get the one moon shot
here. Someone's had my mentions about.
The moon tonight. I'm on Twitter and Jacob's
tweeting. I think a really good tweet
about if we can't get a full drive of Braylon carries up 21
to three with 13 minutes left to find that quite annoying.
Like we're getting some Isaiah Davis factored into the right,
like you want the back If you're going to be Braylon guy, you
want the and then Liam responds probably would later in the
year. Rogers definitely wants his guys
to get going while he can and it being early in the year, Liam's
Liam's takes just kill me, man. They're they're they're so like
targeted at what he wants things to be.
It's just so funny to me. Wait, what?
What is this moon tweet? Yeah, let's get this.
Well, I, I said, I hope we either get a good game tonight
or some nice B roll. And Andrew popped up the the
quarter here and he was saying that they, if you know,
generally the way B roll works too, and it's kind of a little
inside secret in the biz. You know, the Monday Night
Football production team gets out there early or Thursday
night, they shoot it a little early in the week.
And so he was thinking, if they shot it on Tuesday in advance,
we could have gotten the full corn moon.
Man. From the 17th, yeah.
And then they they show it tonight and that's how we could
catch them. We could catch them because if
they don't throw up a waning gibbus up there, we say bullshit
that full corn moon. Was that full corn moon?
That was 2 days ago bro. We know the.
Eclipse. There was an eclipse you could
see here like 2 days ago in in Dallas.
Really. A lunar eclipse.
That wasn't, it was walking by. Yeah, no, it wasn't OK.
It it was a partial 1. I mean, I know we were in the
full eclipse earlier, you know, this year.
There's pop still feasting. Pop is just cooking, man.
Pop's popping. Yeah, this was a nice game for a
pop. Yeah, they were talking about
him as a squeaky wheel a little bit to get him going.
It's just so funny like the second year Pip squeak like what
was he was he had drafted 6 round guy is the squeaky wheel.
He's like give me the damn rock. Didn't you see those videos?
I mean running. He was available one of our
leagues. I, I, somebody dropped him.
I saw him on Weavers but I think he's still there.
I don't think anyone bid on. Him, I swear to the crew, is.
Joey asked. If they were, they would put in
May for the Skylar Thompson game against the Dolphins.
I don't think they will, but if they lose that game, that's what
that's what we need. We need Skylar Thompson to beat
the Patriots. That's how we get Drake May out
there the following week. Isn't it going to be Huntley?
Well, it doesn't matter who it is, just lose the Dolphins
without to. It Oh my God, Henry Target.
He stones it into the ground. Austin Duper would have caught
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, that's offense. Harry does better from the
bench, I've learned. I do remember the first couple
weeks of the year last year, we felt like this and then we just
started fucking rattling off it. Yeah, we got to get a little bit
of data. We were on it tonight.
We we last last. This was a write off.
We last week was a bad game. Yes, this week we're on it.
I think that's what happened. Week two last year we were or
maybe week one last year we were like we should have one.
I think we got four out of five on our five and like 2 out of
three on our on our we're hitting a bunch of stuff.
Like all the all of them have a bunch of hits just like they.
Yeah. I am in the hit early.
My biggest disappointment is not getting paid off on having to
sweat the Thornton under the whole game and not actually
looking like it's going to pan out.
Like not getting. Because we had the Remind Me
first downs on the one and then we had the Mike Williams on the
other. But if we flip those, then we've
got that one. Yeah, it turns out we should
have just taken all of the Patreon unders.
Other than pop I guess, but a lot of Patreon unders.
It's always a tough needle to thread.
I love all these guys that like his knee and elbow were down
there. Jets have done good tonight.
I mean, they've done they've done well.
There's been some good offense on their end.
We were worried about this being a boring game, but Jets have no.
This drive's going. To kill the game.
Can you see please comment. The Ship cast, just like Kyle
Pitts, showed up a little out of shape from the offseason and now
about to get into regular season stride.
The reason I don't like this comment is because I feel like
there's maybe more issues with Kyle Pitts than just his
conditioning. He was healthy in the offseason,
so he was out of shape. It's a real problem.
But some of the. Stuff they were showing like
Pitts was open. I I did see a few things where.
Don't make me care about Kyle Pitts.
Ray Ray McLeod was more open. I already gave up.
You gave up by Garrett Wilson a little earlier than he can.
Yeah, he'll be back in on pits. He'll be back.
I'm. I I wear my emotions on my
sleeves, this is not. A first time I'll tell you
what's going to happen. It's going to be Week 4.
You know the Kyle Pitts experience will bottom out.
Leonie will play him in the Thunderdome and win the
Thunderdome with a Kyle Pitts explosion week and Week 4.
Like that's exactly how this goes.
Did we start Kyle Pitts in this story?
I assume so you said our starting line UPS did.
We did. We started.
Well, we haven't. We haven't picked anybody from
Sunday yet. So far we've talked about
locking Bowers in. That's about it.
Yeah, no, you're definitely playing Brock Bowers.
Bowers. Bowers was the answer.
Unsettled. Yeah, unsettable.
I'm pretty sure by the way everyone check out Stat Chasing
from Tuesday night. Draco fixed his mic.
He sounded very crisp on Stat chasing and I believe I was just
casually listening to Stat chasing and heard Sacrilegious
throw out a fire. Hot take that.
Brock Bowers would be the one O 1 on FFPC next year.
Wow. That was a flaming hot take and
I and I sat there and I thought about it for a little bit.
It's not wrong. See it?
Yeah, see. It and the Raiders are way
overpass rate over expectation too.
Well, Devante Adams is going to be elsewhere next year.
So that that's a big part of that.
I mean, that's my big, my big take is.
This is. Like you could do it any way you
want, but like I think I wrote this in signals or maybe I
tweeted it or something. But like the the biggest thing
that I feel confident is he's the 10:00 and 1:00 next year.
So like for him, for sacrilegious, I think makes a
lot of sense with that if. Kelsey would go what he was
going. Like one O 2. 3/4.
But. You could also Co assign.
I mean like think about all the muddiness right now with the top
receiving options. You know where like there isn't
a clear one O 1 separator. Even a running back.
I mean if McCaffrey doesn't feel like a one O 1 then.
There's Garrett. Oh, we gotta get What's the
catching balls? Yeah, we'll take a reception.
That's nice. We certainly will.
I like the other thing you could say is like, oh, Brock Bowers is
going to fish this. I will not forget that, Doctor
Evil. And I think that's a
possibility. I think, you know, finishing as
the title one this year is a clear possibility, but even more
clear than that is like even if he finishes his Titan three or
something, he'll be the title 1 next year, right.
Like going into year two. Yes, yeah, that's the easy
answer. So because I'm just gonna leave
like that. Yeah, yeah.
And so I love that take. I love that it could actually be
the one O 1 even. Like that's amazing.
That's a great take. Yeah, yeah, Throw it a breeze,
please. We put him as the tight end one
already in dynasty. What's the What's the Can
someone help me understand the Isaiah Davis the drive before?
I guess I'm not computing. That it's just if they wanted to
get Isaiah Davis work, I think it really comes back from the
preseason. I just made fun of Liam's take,
but I actually think it's probably right that like they
won't do this later in the year. They were just getting Isaiah
Davis work. Like honest to God.
I just like that out of context. Yes kid, I think we all are
hoping for the Lazard. Throw to Lazard or Breece, they
got the first down at least. Wilson a fake alpha.
You hate to see it. God damn it, I'm not drinking
up. We need to get gret Gret some
blinders for the chat I. Know.
You're like Silva. I I noticed like when Silva was
like on the randomizer, he was just reading the chat the entire
time. And occasionally when you listen
to establish the show on Fridays, it's so funny because
it's just like Adam will throw him a question.
It'll be like butt face 69 though in the chat.
Don't do like the matchup for him.
I was like, so why are you reading the chat right now?
We. Just like to talk ball, Peach.
We like to fucking talk ball. I mean you.
Know you like to get rage baited?
That's. True, that's fair.
I, I like. The problem is I, I treat every
chat as equal and like half of the comments are from people
that we, that we see a lot around here and we like and we
enjoy the and I, I, I don't want to read those.
And the other half are from people that I just, you're
right, I just shouldn't. Get well.
That was why during our Leonie draft, I had to turn on YouTube
members only comments exclusively because it had
gotten so bad with so many people who weren't regulars
around here just writing absolute drivel that was
completely unproductive. But every, everybody's been
pretty good tonight. No, it's been, it's been doing.
I did. I wanted to say on the Bauer
stuff, I was looking at it for the walkthrough this weekend.
Oh oh. Yes.
Let's get our first. Let's get some Drake out.
Let's get. Our core on oh, we still need
the breeze reception. I want to get a Hunter Henry
fucking Bonanza late on Drake and May let's go give you. 1.
Row Oh fuck, this is Braylon. Fuck, this is Braylon.
We need that Lazard catch. OK, There's there's Garrett.
Oh, he looked for Garrett. You know, go to go to your
number one dude. He.
Was. Scared on the?
Ground. Oh wow, Drake May first steps.
Drake May Let's go, Let's go. Drake May's debut.
Standing ovation for. Drake Oh, let's go on the spirit
cast. Curl that shit in.
What are you doing? Oh, yes, Let's see how you got
Fire it up for Drake May. Let's get the Drake May.
Sorry, let's do this. The Garrett Wilson shit is God
damn man leave. It I'm very glad this is what
the ship cast is built for. We're not going to talk.
About go for. That's right.
We get to see Drake May in action.
We're going to get a TV here. Let's fuck all these.
All right, Come on, baby. Put Drake Mays in the game.
Drake Mays in the game. Let's go.
Hey, fuck you, Jacoby. Hey, hey, relax with this.
He just so excited. We're giving away $1000.
No good. Jacoby's cool man.
Dude this is awesome. Week 3 on the ship chat cast.
That's so good, Kate. Kate asks a relevant question.
No, I'm not. No, I'm kidding.
What was the question? It's a horrible question, a
horrible answer. It's real.
I have. 1. What was the question?
We're not going there. Only only Mike gets asked that.
Do you Gretch, do you agree with this take that Liam just tweeted
out Drake May getting in there? That was a tweet.
Yeah, do you?
I agree with that one. Is he?
Did he break that? Is he Schefter good option?
Have you taken over for a woach? Well, based on looking at my
feed, he was maybe the 94th person.
I was arguing with him earlier about the the relevance of
Carson Steele's forty time and he was like 10 yard splits
matter more and just making all these bold declarations about
how 40 time doesn't matter. It's the least important thing
for running backs. And I was like, based on what I
remember, like 40 time actually matters for running backs a
little bit. Like there's research that shows
I don't know. Anyway, yeah, I just love all
this stuff. I mean, none of it matters.
Yeah, none of it. None of it's none of it's
certain, you know, it's all just it dials, it dials you in a
range. But yeah, anyway, the the
extreme claims always give me, give me.
They make me laugh. What was the tight ends?
It seemed like he must what he was.
He was very pro Carson Steele megabits.
Is that the vibe I was? Getting Bowers, Bowers remember,
Bowers wasn't athletic. Bowers didn't work out, so we
can't. We got we got to knock Bowers
down is not the best tight end prospect ever now so.
Yeah, but if you had eyes and watch to imply.
Every BB content creator has a story that starts with I always
arguing with Liam on Twitter. Mine starts with I was playing
chess with Liam on. Yeah, you paid Liam into not
every every creator. Let's let's let's dial.
In here. Let's dial in.
Let's dial in.
So. So it's may snap here.
Oh my God, that was a late throat That guy.
Why? Is Austin Hooper still out?
There that was. Low.
That was low upside and high downside potential.
Pick six. Yeah, let's shift that range of
outcomes up. That guy's Yeah, dude.
Was Osborne? Was Osborne open?
Definitely not the throw that you wanted to make there.
Holy shit that was a bad decision.
That is. I love, I love this man.
So everyone's out. Oh God, oh God.
The bank examiner is checking my exposures and.
Doesn't like. What he sees the bank examiner.
Holy shit. Run it.
Get the first. Oh, God.
Again, speared. Go for it.
Let him. Let him go for it.
We've got to cook.
Do not punt. This, this Rod Mayo, Gerard
Mayo. I swear to God.
Now he they're going for it. Yeah, this is a franchise
altering decision to go for it. Oh God, he got speared.
This is not been the first good first couple.
It's not. This offensive line is is
something. We knew that.
They ran. There you go, first down.
Antonio Gibson, make it some place so we get more Drake Bay.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
What do we need to ring the bell?
So Drake May 1st down passing. The.
Bar keeps getting lower. Oh my God he threw a screen for
no yards. He can't change the play calls
man. I know he can.
He can only tight, tight window. 3 yard passes are great that he
shouldn't, but I wanted him to hit Henry in the scene there.
Let him do fun shit. But they're not going to let him
do any fun shit. That's what we're learning.
Scrambling's going to come. What a fucking draw.
God let him tuck. I do think the funniest thing is
a Drake made a Taekwon Thornton touchdown, just like if we're
trying to encapsulate the funniest thing happening.
I think that is, you know what, I think that's going to happen
now, but. It's not funny.
Honestly, Steph, it's. Very it's, it's a, it's.
Let's go, Drake made. There it is.
Oh, that was a good pass on booty.
Booty. That's booty.
Fucking wow. That's booty.
That's why he ran like as hard as anyone's ever run to get to
make sure he was not ahead of the first down sticks.
They don't let him cook. Is that the two-minute warning?
Is that where we're at? Why are we seeing a bunch of
Rodgers highlights? Because they're going to win.
This game sucked. Yeah.
Garrett Wilson looks like a boss.
Let's see what next week is. Cowboys.
Really shit. Cowboys.
Giants. Cowboys, Giants.
OK. Malik neighbors on Thursday.
Mercedes lamb. I like that, yeah.
I do too, because it's one of the few things that the cow, I
don't want to jinx it. Let's see here.
But neighbors is fun. There's some time, May, yeah.
It took a bad sack there. He had some time on that one.
You did OK. Let's Mayo's not impressed.
Get me hurt. I tweeted out in all caps let me
cook and I've gotten 0 likes and one reply.
It says no let the game end, he can cook next week.
That's a good reply they're going to hand off here.
Come on. No one else is excited as we
are, man, like nobody here. Oh no.
Next week, they're on the road at San Francisco.
Oh no. They'll play percent next week.
This is no percent's going to play, Yeah.
Yeah, you got to. You got to give throw percent
back to the wolves. Yeah, the percent will be back.
Up you can't start him the. Portlander's defense hasn't been
as good as they. Let's.
Let's fire one in here. Third and 13.
No, don't call a fucking screen you fucking weird.
Great use of cleaners. Just a perfection right there.
They're going to keep him out there, right?
Go for it on 4th, 4th down. I do like that they're going for
it on 4th. Like they're they just they turn
this into practice, which I respect.
I respect that they're not like letting him cook, but they're
just trying to like get him reps They need to let him cook a
little man. They do they they need to let
him throw down field a little. Let's go.
We did take that There you go. Here you go.
Here we go. Let's go make a play.
That's the play scramble. Let's.
Go. There we go.
Let him cook. I think that's more rushing
yards than R.E.M. Andre tonight on that, on that.
Scramble, unfortunately for our bags, it's definitely more
rushing first downs. I don't think we got one we we
had he's smooth as a run. He picks up those he.
Looks better than the other rookie quarterbacks.
Let's go go get a fucking touchdown now, dude.
Go get a touchdown, Jimmy Clifton call a fucking real
play. Where's where's Hunter Henry?
Hunter Henry's not on the field. They got Hooper out there again.
Did Hunt Henry get injured? Oh, look at that movement.
It was second read throwing a horrible pass, but it was he
moved through his progressions to get to that bat I.
Think how did Henry go from their most targeted guy to like
hardly playing? Doesn't play.
Maybe this is just a theory, I don't know, but maybe their plan
was to to work in Austin Hooper slowly and eventually have him
start. Because he's so young.
He's so young. Yeah.
They didn't want to ruin him. Blood Austin is for Cook.
OK, OK. You got the wall out there.
Don't take the sack. You didn't take the sack.
Don't make it third and long. You got you're in four down
territory, you know, third and 10.
This guy showed he can handle a little pressure there.
It's not bad. It's a bummer the Patriots
weren't able to draft both Joe All and Drake May that that
seems like that would have been helpful.
Well, what they could have done is is traded down and drafted a
bunch of great players for their offense and let maybe the
Vikings take Drake May just hypothetically, that would be
the funk. You mean the Falcons?
Anybody. Anybody that wasn't?
Let's go. We need a good pop.
Go catch the football that's on top, right?
Yeah. Slightly behind him, but he's
got to catch that. He he chickened out, right?
Yeah, yeah, it was a little. I mean, yeah, he's got to go
catch the ball over the middle. Yeah.
Somebody in chat was pointing out that I'm one of the most
hyped on on May right now, but the I was the least big on him
as a prospect. I just want good quarterback
play in the NFL, man. Like I want him to be fucking
good so bad like. Yes, yes, yes, that.
Is him. That is what I'm fucking waiting
for. Yes, yes.
He thought that was a laser. Yes.
Also Pop is pop is having a a great game.
Pop is good, man. Pop's good.
He's limited, but he's good. Damn, that was good.
That was a really good play. But this is a bad play and
you're not lying. I mean that.
That's not you got Call a time out.
Come on, let him run another play.
Don't be a bitch, all right? That's a bad word.
We say fuck all the time, but bitch is bad.
Oh man, I mean, I'm. Well, that was a fun final throw
anyway. Let's all go around and say one
thing we're thankful for. I'm thankful that the Taekwon
Thornton under stayed intact. Next.
I'm thankful that Drake May got out there and had one really
nice throw. Gretch, thankful for this
fucking thing. I'm thankful for the Garrett
Wilson TDI mean. It fucking helped a little bit.
Steph, what's something you're thankful?
Why did I have to go last? I was buying you time.
Yeah, that's true. There were only three.
What's that thing? Was it what?
Did we steal one of yours? Well, yeah, maybe it was about
the only thing I was thankful for, but you could.
Be thankful for Drake, May you do work for Legendary Upside and
it's in your contract. I'm thankful that that that I
got Drake May on all my dynasty teams because of legendary
upside. No.
All right, Chad, sorry. We could deliver you some pick
em glory. We will be next.
I wanted so much Taco Bell tonight, man.
Why do I ever feel like you're still gonna get it?
I'm definitely ordering Taco Bell.
I'm thankful that Taco Bell delivery exists for Gretch.
Yeah, we'll be back next week. We'll have a guest, we'll have
Steph, we'll have pick UMS all of that good stuff.
Make sure you guys check out ADP Chasing Mondays at 11:45, Stat
Chasing Tuesday evenings. If you guys are YouTube members
you get to watch that live, otherwise you can watch it on
demand on Wednesday real quick. You guys got any plugs,
walkthrough, stealing signals? Anything we got to cover here?
Yeah, walkthrough is scheduled for tomorrow morning.
As always, check that out. Lots of interesting Nuggets.
I got a breakdown on Caleb Williams.
What's going on there? Some Brock Bauer's stats that I
think are maybe like I'm like, I don't know if it's going to like
sustain like this right now, but like everything we're seeing is
super encouraging long term kind of get into that.
And I would also shout out Steph's article, Wave Wire
article, just the best in the business.
Matt Irby also doing fantastic work with the Quickslant.
He broke down this game really well and he's doing the Sunday
night and two Monday night games this week.
Nice scratch you. I just want to give a shout out
to the chat for a fantastic night, especially the rage
baiters. You guys keep giving me stuff to
dunk on. I think it's fantastic.
You guys are the best. Keep showing up.
I want. I want.
You to keep giving me. Stuff to wake me up and throw
down. Steph, you got your article up
on leg up. Anything else you want to plug?
I mean we, we are gonna have our rankings for the week updated.
We have rest of season rankings we're doing also and then all
the great articles. Awesome for me, big DFS day
tomorrow do block party show with JM off and on the clock
with the badge Bros and then I'll have my Deposit Kingdom
video up looking at some battle Royale plays and draft ideas.
Thank you to Underdog as always for sponsoring the nonsense on
this show. We'll see you guys next time on
the ship cast. Peace.