It's time for another shift cast.
We got the Giants and the Cowboys, Malik Neighbors and CD
Lamb. We got Adam Hazer from CBS
swinging by to tilt his Giant, Steph Miller in the third
quarter to talk Dallas and some high stakes stuff.
And of course, we got our pick UMS if we hit our core entry
tonight, we've rolled it over for three weeks.
It'll be a. $300.00 giveaway. Let's do it.
It's the ship cast. It's the ship cast.
The ship cast. The ship cast.
We got some fun pick em sweats dialed up and a couple lowers
there to make sure people know, you know, ball.
All hires because we know ball. You're going to lose anyway
probably, so just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch, everyone. Scorcher watch.
Oh no. The pickups aren't hitting the
other way you cook. You guys want to make some more
pickups? Jump back, baby.
I'm emotionally invested there we.
Go. I just want to be clear, no one
is asking you to watch the game. We're just asking you to watch
us. All right?
Pat, Karain, Ben, Gretch, we just kicked off.
Cowboys had the ball. How we doing?
Doing good Let's. Pull it up the.
Game here. What are you guys going to do?
What are you going to do? Little prime vision or for the
regular cast I got you guys see. Right now I'm I'm just about to
see the snap. I am too.
They're lined up there. I just OK we're like even Dowdle
first play little 7 yard gate. It's the Dowdle breakout party
tonight. That's we got that in the core.
We got it. We got to do that.
Well, I got to rewind. That's.
Sure. Looks awesome.
I am not. You got to go big screen and
show the people what we're working with here.
Yeah, so. Leak.
Yeah, so Fantasy Life has been doing some some partnerships
with Homage T-shirts. And so they've been sending me a
bunch of shirts for videos we've been shooting.
And so I got a Malik Neighbors and a Marvin Harrison 1 here.
That's filthy. I love that.
Yeah, I figured I had to. Had to throw it on for the
neighbors game here tonight. So Dado got a 7 yard carry on.
First time I was pumped. Now he has two carries for five
yards. So here here's the here's the
core entry tonight. I know a lot of you guys have
already seen it. We got Wandell higher than 4 1/2
receptions and then we just got clean sweat on Dallas CD higher
than 16.45 Enrico higher than 8.55 here.
And then who is that? Their fullback in the back they
had the. Lipke guy in there as their only
running back. So I'll share with you guys
something I pulled up from signals that was really odd to
me in week 3 is one of the first times I've ever kind of seen it
where I mean, I guess the Niners have done it before with with
use check when they've had banged up backs and stuff.
But the way that they came in like they they have the backs
they came in the season with and so they started to kind of
deprioritize Ezekiel Elliott last week in a past script, but
also like Dowdell's snaps didn't go down.
They also didn't really go up. They they just use this lip key
guy like. 40%. Of the snaps, 38% of the snaps
or something. He ran a a solid chunk of the
routes. So Dowdell's routes didn't
really get a climb. He was out there for that third
down. He's like their third down back,
but they're also playing Deus Von.
They're using a four back, you know, a small amount of Deus
Von, but a four back rotation it's not.
It's not fun, it's not fun. It'll hopefully be funner than
rooting for Taekwon Thornton not to catch a ball here.
Yeah. Well they said they wanted more
carries this week. That was a big thing.
So they got 2 carries in. Hasn't hasn't gone anywhere.
We did take a look at the attempts.
What was the attempts again for him?
10, yeah. Yeah, I wish we would have done
that after you got a carry on 1st and 2nd time.
I thought they might come out pass.
And I was saying even though you did share some quotes from our
guy coach speak index that they might run.
But yeah, they got a throw. They they they finally got some
stuff going on in the fourth quarter last week.
Obviously it was all kind of comeback mode, but I thought
they might come out pass in a little bit here.
McCarthy sometimes leans into the past pretty heavily, you
know, in in spots where it's like a must win game.
But he he came out run, run, pass, punt.
I'm not surprised at all about that.
I do think that him sticking to that over the course of a full
game might be tough. Like to your point, he does like
to pass and running game is a reason they have been running it
so far right? It's not working so.
We were looking at in the, in the five leg that I can pull up,
we included DAC passing and we were looking at DAC versus
Daniel Jones that there was a a 60 yard gap between those two.
Yeah, so it has the core and then it's DAC higher than 270.5
and that includes rush yards there, which is nice.
And then we tossed in Tolbert, who we thought was pretty nicely
correlated with a DAC higher as well if they hit for a big play.
Yeah, I like that Tolbert's had a couple back-to-back games
where he's easily hit this. He's been definitely more
involved. Cooks has been a little bit less
involved. I mean, Week 1 was a little more
Cooks, but it seemed like it flipped a lot in Week 2.
And it's back to this idea that Tolbert might just kind of be
their number two. Obviously we got a lot of
Ferguson last week, 211 targets, but Tolbert said that's a low
line. Oh baby.
Wow. That's crazy.
He just, he handed them off to no one.
You start, you got them. Just get a triple team, no?
1. 'S there and then it's.
Just like or we just don't guard it.
So neighbors had some high numbers and I was telling you
got that's a great double move. I was telling you guys that I
was a little a little concerned about the really high numbers
because I thought they'd make the whole game plan out of
stopping him. But yeah, they haven't really
done that yet. They haven't even.
We were looking at double team numbers and I was pointing out
they hadn't double teamed anyone a lot.
They double teamed Rashid to heat a bit, but they haven't.
Like you'll see sometimes like Justin Jefferson will get double
teamed on more than half his routes or Jamar Chase will be
double teams. His route for his double team
rate for the season is almost half his routes.
The Cowboys haven't done that to anybody all year.
So that would be new, although it's like so obvious that.
You're kind of like right I'll. Do it, you know, you know they
haven't done it, but they'll probably still do it.
But of all the spots to do it, like the Giants offense for the
last year and a half has looked completely non functional until
they got my league neighbors. Like this is the double team
spot, right? Like make somebody else beat
you, right? Yeah.
But he just burns him on the 1st
play is beautiful. Isn't that kind of what you were
saying, Tupac? I don't know if you were saying
it in a walkthrough but you were looking at Nico Collins double
team rate and he was getting double teamed at an insane rate
but still just leading. Them just crushing yeah he's the
cover boy this week cuz he's he's now in a spot where I think
he sees a lot of single coverage this week or at least could and
he's been so good when he doesn't.
We're sorry he's been so good even though he's been getting
double team that like if he doesn't get double teams as much
as he has this this week, the Jags play a lot of single man
coverage. Is he fine?
Did you see the Q tag today? I.
Did I did see AQ tag? Yeah.
I saw everyone. It was like.
The everyone. Guy.
In league had AQ tag. It's mid season now, everyone's
going to have AQ tag the rest of the season if he doesn't play.
What's frustrating because it seems like tanks not going to
play. Yeah, it doesn't seem like he's
gonna play. Doubtful.
He seems doubtful. Nico seems a little more
questionable, but if they, I mean if he misses in a game
where tanks out and you're talking about this matchup,
that's just annoying. I know because it just it, it
feels. Like you know what I might I
might have to change this. Actually, you might have to
because it was during the IT was during the practice.
That's right. I think he might miss man.
It's going to be all digs, which isn't even I think good for digs
necessarily. I mean, maybe it will be.
I don't know if you're saying that this team doesn't who who
do they even play? I can't even think of it.
But they're are you saying that the the Jags just don't really
double team? OK, There's a Wandell.
Yeah, they don't really double team and they play a lot of man
coverage and Nico's been ridiculous against man.
So we might be able to get since 2023, not just this year.
Yeah, Diggs pretty good against man two though, right?
Yeah, but Collins is like, he's up there with like it's like
him, Jefferson, Tyreek, A.J. Brown, Evans, like he he's like
up there with the top, top guys right now.
All right, third and 10, let's get another Wandell.
And then I think it's going to be acres again, right?
Like they don't have, yeah, they might have Pierce, though.
They might have pierced, but it sounded.
One Dell. Let's go, buddy.
There it is. Let's go 2 quick ones first
drive and he loves that it's nice when he falls short because
he might get another one are. They going to go for it on 4th
though. Maybe he's checking it out.
Is Dabel going to punt from plus territory or kick a long field
goal here? Long field goal with a kicker
who's number 34. They just signed this guy Greg
Joseph. Oh no Table, you can't do this
early. You're kicking A50 yarder with a
new picker on 4th and four. He cashes it.
He can do whatever he wants. Look at that, whatever he want.
If he can cash 52 yards, kickers just don't miss anymore.
Man. What a what a unless it's Justin
Tucker, because this year makes a lot of sense.
If he misses that and you give him the ball at midfield when
you weren't willing to go for on 4th and 4th like but he made it.
Nice start there though for for Robinson.
Yes, gorgeous start for him. We got we got the Dowdle usage
in a nice way. Yeah.
And then who's the rest of the court lamb we just got?
Yeah, we just need the lamb. Game.
He's always should be good for a tutty.
Yeah, unfortunately we don't have any.
Greg Joseph singing opera clips to roll.
After that, Liam likes the Zeke unders.
If Lepke is playing on 3rd down, yeah, that's a good call.
I'm just looking at this Nico stuff.
Yeah, we, we, we definitely, you know, we were heating up last
week with the pickums. I think tonight's our night.
Do they have they don't have six pick versions, do they?
This neighbors move. I know it's all over Twitter.
It's all over Twitter and I didn't realize how much the DB
just bit and fell and. Yeah.
And turned into like a break dancing move.
I mean, that's as bad of an angle break as you'll see he but
he's not like fully covered like what was supposed to happen
there. I I guess it's man and they must
have just read that it was a man.
Next guy should retire. It's got to be man.
He's just reading it as a slant hard.
The other thing I love is he gets so open and he turns and
like squares his whole fucking body and is like, I'm going to
catch this. I'm not going to try to like
catch it on the run. And also like Daniel Jones under
throws it a little bit. When you have that much space,
just make the completion, you know, and then let him go do
something after the play. I mean it could have been a TD
if it's a well thrown ball, so. Maybe well that you saw the
safety who we. Know that's that's smarts there.
That's smarts. Let's lock this in as a good one
get this year. Let's get the 2034 yards.
The can we get a Jason Taylor clip in honor of him getting
snaps last Sunday? Yeah, we might have to.
That's two hours long. What?
Were you saying about the safety, Pete?
Oh, just that like he noticed that the DB got beat.
It like looked like he was like inching up to the line of
scrimmage and then had to turn around and start sprinting the
other direction. Like if he wouldn't have noticed
that right away, the slipping. I think Malik just houses that.
Yeah. We have another five pick, right
Pete? Yes.
Can we do one with Turpin? Oh yeah, that that one was a
discord exclusive. I don't have the graphic.
We just swapped out Tolbert for Turpin on this same five leg for
the disc. And what do we need like 9/9 and
1/2 I? Think it was yeah, 8 1/2 or 9 I
can look on on. 9 1/2, I think he has only played like 25% of
the snaps the last couple weeks, but they gave him 3 touches, 4
touches. It seemed like when they put him
on the field, they want to use his like, explosive playability
because they don't have that in their offense, right?
So I mean, to get 10 yards, I feel like he's going to get a
few touches, you know? So that seems like a fun one.
Yeah, it's this one. Yeah, 9 1/2 rush receiving.
We'll see, maybe that doesn't pan out, but they didn't use
them a lot in week 1 and they've used them 7 touches of total the
last two weeks, 3 and 4. If he just gets 2 touches, I
would guess he goes over that. There's lamb.
All right, get him moving. There's a point in the right
direction. Pat, talk a little bit about
Matt Irby's stuff at Leg Up. You're talking about he, I mean,
he obviously does the, the isolated games, the island
games, and he wrote this up and he liked the, the lamb.
Yeah. Matt's been doing the, the, an
article called the quickslant for a legendary upside.
They've been awesome. This this article was out today
and we've got three more quickslants coming on the Sunday
night and then the two Monday Night Football games again this
week. Yeah, he breaks down the games,
has a really awesome style. And in this game, he noted that
CD Lamb operating out of the slot a bit more potentially
could could kind of like he could kind of be an inferred and
alpha game in part because of the giant slot corner who's
pretty good is missing the game. So moving, moving CD around the
formation should help him garner a lot of targets.
So yeah, I highly recommend people checking that out do.
We get an injury there face mask why are?
We on commercial am I. No, I'm on commercial too.
I don't know what happened. OK, I just missed them.
Either, Unfortunately my timeline is just every single
person reposting the Malik. And I'm like, I can do it.
I can't be the only one not doing it.
Giants injury a defensive tackle her OK, let the Gretch let
people know about our our guest tonight who will be swinging by
in the second quarter. Yeah, it's Adam Azer who used to
be the host. Well, is still the host of the,
you know, Fantasy Football Today.
The CBS podcast was there for, you know, a year and a half and
got to work with them a bunch. I've mentioned before, Pete, I
think you're like the best host in the industry.
And then I always, I often mention Azer as well, like you 2
are the people that I've really enjoyed working with.
He's a fun dude. He was, I was super prepared,
would send out like a whole shoot show sheet.
Like I'm not very good at grinding news.
I got like a legit edge at CBS because every show he has like a
whole news rundown. And even if I wasn't on the
show, I'd get the e-mail and it's like the first like 8 or 10
topics are like the news of the day.
And it's like, I mean, and then anyway, he's a fun dude.
He's a fun dude to chat. He's got a list of terrible
takes. For those that that don't follow
the CBS guys a ton, Heath Cummings has a Twitter a Twitter
list of of Azer's terrible takes, which he's got.
He's known for just randomly horrendous takes.
So anyway, it'd be fun to catch up with him.
Nice. That, that was one of the first
podcasts, like when I really, when I went past just, you know,
playing in a league and not really doing any research And I,
it was the Yahoo podcast with Brad Evans and Andy Barons and
then the CBS podcast with Eisenberg, Richards and, and,
and Azer. Where was that first one?
Like That was one of the early massive fantasy football
podcasts. Yeah, it's it's, I mean, when I
was there I was, I think I think it was number 2 or like
competing for number one with with the fantasy Footballers.
Like those are the biggest, biggest audiences.
Yeah, they're, I mean, it's a great crew over there.
I always loved working one time. I always loved chatting with
him. I still, you know, guest over
there a couple times a year. And so it'll be a lot of fun to
have to have Azar. He's a lot like a long time
suffering Giants fan. He's also, you know, a little
bit of a Homer. We'll see.
I mean, if things are going well for the Giants, I wonder what
kind of takes we'll get. I'll be I'll be hopeful to see
if we can get some. There's a.
There's another. CD chat, CD catch.
By the way, there was definitely man coverage.
I went and watched the clip. He just ate it.
He's bit so hard. Yeah, it's really funny.
I love it. Oh man, I do not like this.
This lock key guy. It's gonna be an issue.
That's that's on. Well, that was.
Besides deuce. OK, honestly, he looks looked
bigger on that play than I've ever thought he looked.
I know, I thought he was the fullback.
It it is man. A4 four way timeshare huh?
Has he gotten a staff actually, or is it a three-way timeshare?
Right now I don't. Know I don't think Zeke's in the
game. Yeah, that's the one dude that
hasn't played. I got an offensive pass
interference call here. Huh.
It is the Johnny's right here, dude.
It's the number 42 that made him look bigger.
For sure all numbers look the same man.
It makes all the players. No #42 is a big number.
It's a big number. He was smart.
If you're Dufant, you're smart to get a number in the 40s man.
That would be funny if there's a clip from his, like, PR team and
they're like, yeah, we, we, we made sure he got one of these
full back numbers. Lamb in the backfield.
Lamb is in the single back. Yeah, and gets tossed the lamb.
OK. Oh my God, who needs a running
back? He got CD Lamb.
That's how you know your running game is broken.
You're literally running just like pitch plays to your alpha
wide receiver. Edie, Liam.
Wow. What?
I mean, you like to see creativity of getting your best
player of the ball. Yeah.
I mean, we're getting getting 7
yards there, half PPR, we'll take that.
All right, Cook Dak. Get up, there's your Oh no,
that's Ferguson. Fergie I.
Was going to say that was Lepke. Everyone's Lepke.
You see him? Lepke ghosts.
Yeah, he played on the 1st, 3rd down.
And not everyone is him. I mean, he's out there, there,
he is 40. He's on the, he's in the huddle.
Have we seen Rico yet since the first two runs?
No, we haven't seen Zeke, I don't think and we haven't seen
Rico since the 1st 2:00. This Giants offense might wind
up being kind of fun, man. It's like, just think of that
first drive was wow, That's that's that was sweet, though.
Yeah. In between traffic.
He's the new Kyle. Use check man.
I also can't say his name. Is it Lepke?
Is it loop key? If it is it, I think it's lip
key. Lip key, OK.
That's the way.
What's his name? Just said it.
Willis are you going to rebrand as a Zeke guy to a Lepke guy?
I I think that's the move you got to make Willis.
Kevin's saying loop key, Al Michael said lip key.
OK. I like that.
I think Lipke Loki seems right. Yeah, I was just saying that
Giants offense, first drive, we get the Neighbors shot, we get
multiple catches for Wandell. Like the whole idea was like he
could work off of neighbors in the underneath space and we get
multiple carries for Singletary. Last week, Neighbors got all the
volume, but Singletary had a nice little game and Wandell did
and no one else really did anything.
It does seem like it's like he can bring along 2 dudes and
they're not they're going to be concentrated on those two dudes.
I kind of feel like the giants might actually like vaguely if
if he's good enough, Wandel, wow, nice, he's good enough.
That guy. If Wandel, sorry, if if
neighbors is good enough to kind of like carry the whole offense
to relevance. Like it's kind of nice for I
don't know, they they might low key be fun.
Wandel and Simulatory might low key be kind of fun.
Yeah, All right, Lamb is about 1/3 of the way to our fantasy
point total already. We're.
Going to need that touchdown for Dowdle.
Yeah, catch him. Last week, Neighbors he is.
It's awesome. Last week neighbors had 12
targets, 2 carries and a pass attempt.
Pay some Hill. Singletary had 16 carries and
four targets. Tyrone Tracy had five carries
and two targets as the backup running back.
Wanda had eight targets. The rest of the team had 7
targets. It's like you get 12 from
neighbors, 8 from Wandell, 4 for Singletary.
And there's, you know, I don't know, it might be that's kind of
what the 1st Dr. looked like. It might be kind of a fun little
concentrated offense is what I'm getting at.
Tolbert. With a catch.
There you go. Yeah, Lamb's at six fantasy
points and we got it at 16.45. That's pretty nice.
And DAC is at 51 passing yards. We need a Donald TD guys.
If they bring in Zeke, we we really need it and and Lipke's
in so can't be on this play. No, we just need him to get down
on the five and then it's like. Oh.
OK, throw at the sound. All right, you got to put in
Rico. If if Zeke comes in right now,
it's going to destroy me. It's not.
It's going to be a bad night for us.
Let's find out right now if it's a bad night.
Yeah. First and goal.
I like these white unis all. Right, there's all right, all
right, Devils, give them a run. Get the TD.
Let's go. All right.
He's give him another one. He's sort of close.
I wanted him to get 3 yards there.
If he gets like four or five, you're like, yeah, they're
giving it to him again. Probably not getting it again,
but he could. I mean, I think 2nd and goal
from the five. You just think I'm thrown twice
at that point, you know? Yeah, but what if they don't?
What if they don't? If he could have got to like the
three, it would have been sick. Yeah, give it to him again.
Find him in the flat. Oh.
God flag get. A hold here.
Come on, come on, let's go. Oh, it's on the left tackle.
Yeah. God damn it.
So he's getting to take it out for Lepke.
Lepke's in now. The passing down back we should
have done Attempts, guys, This is such a bad sweat.
Yeah, attempts was a good call. What we really need to do is
lock up the CD stuff kind of early in case then they get a
big lead and then they're just running a bunch the second.
But that was, yeah, that was the hope for Dowdle is you can win
it in in Plus Script late like they could.
Yeah, they could wind up playing this game.
Yeah. If we get a CDTD here, we're
feeling really good too, because we're starting to move towards
Plus Script second ago and Dowdle's in.
We could get a little dump, yeah.
That's fine and fine. And there he is.
Scream yes, go, go to hell. No, no, no again.
The five legger also has the DAC.
Oh, it's yardage. I thought it was DAC fantasy.
Are you kidding me? Oh.
That's brutal. I mean, that is brutal.
What is it? Ineligible downfield?
Did they? They're released too early.
Pick up the flag the way Dable just did that was was not
confident. Pick it up, there's no foul.
Yes, Yes, yes, yes. There we go.
Here we go, the thesis. Rico Dowdle, little screen.
God, what a whirlwind of flags. Wow.
I think he threw that for an eligible downfield and I think
it was a bad flag. I think he just saw it late.
The ball was out. There we go, There we go.
Thought about it. Nailed it.
Let's go. Boom OK and he just cleared it
by .3 fantasy points. The 8.8 is what he has.
Early green that's beautiful that's nice that's real nice all
right we're looking good with the with the other ones too
We're we're off to good start. This is why we have Recon part
of the corn. This is recall season, baby.
Let's go. We were I mean, honestly, this
was this is decently bullish for for the Rico Rico bags, which
which I have. So the Lemke stuff is not great,
but that play, I mean, none of it's great.
To be clear, none of it's great. You were like, we're just going
to be a little bit right. We're not.
It's never going to feel a little right.
This is the a little right. Oh man.
Well, we got Coach Beak index. Rico is the case that they gave
me. There it is.
There we go, baby. People already smelling their
Taco Bell orders. Let's let's not get ahead of
ourselves. Here.
Oh baby. Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
All right, all right. Yeah.
Speaking my language. Some of us were worried about
Rico. A lot of you were worried about
it, but like as of 6 minutes ago, I.
Saw 6 minutes ago this guy in the chat was worried about.
It. I mean, what?
Why are we using the past tense? Some of us are worried.
No, no, the worries are gone now.
Ben, there's no need to worry anymore.
This was here where it was, guys, I get the thesis of the
play for Donald, but he's so bad.
But then this guy was cheering with us about a few minutes ago.
So yes, got to get the emotional hedge.
I'm still. Terrified to keep us.
That's fair. Non derogatory, that's fair.
That's right. That's what happens when you
when you draft bad players. It's terrifying, but also it
works. Sometimes it works, sometimes it
works. You know he never got expensive.
He got we Steph. Steph will talk about it when
she comes on, but we started Rico in a ton of spots this
week. That feels awesome.
We needed that. Got a carry at the seven, yeah.
Then there was a penalty, backed him up 10 yards and then they
ran a screen to him kind of bullish.
Couple touches bullish. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's kind of bullish screen.
You're like, look, you're like Rico is going to be a part time
guy. He'll have some value, but like
he'll probably get sniped to the goal line by Zeke.
Not getting sniped there feels nice.
It does. Zeke has zero touch supposed
after three weeks of of wondering if he was going to be
anything at all ever. And he converted, right?
Like it worked and he looked good.
I mean, yeah, obviously a screenplays a screenplay and it
was blocked well, but like he he caught the ball, got turned, got
up field, got into the end zone, like right.
Want to see that? That's good.
The whole thesis is that he's like a guy who can do it who's
in the right place at the right time.
But then you but you do need him to see him like execute that
type of well blocked play that he needs to do that.
He absolutely needs to do the simple things, and that's great.
All right, now it's Wandale season.
I love these guys that are kicking these like low.
Is it Aubrey that in Week 1 was kicking the hooks?
They're kicking like the soccer, like they're bending it like
Beckham. Really.
Or was it Tucker? Who was it?
I, I remember tweeting it. Somebody, somebody I retweeted
some like, I don't know what National Smart Writer had it,
but somebody had a some good all 22 of the kick offs where one of
the kickers was doing like, like, you know, the slicing
kicks, like like the long soccer kicks that you see.
OK. Well, isn't there something to
like? They want to try to kick it
right at like the one in the corner or something.
There's like a sweet spot right? There was a kick in Week 1, and
it might have been Aubrey and we might have just seen as why I'm
thinking of it because he he he kicked that weird and it went
low. But because he did the the hook,
it was because it was against the Browns.
It was Aubrey. Because I remember it was Elijah
Moore or whoever the Browns kick returner was.
But he the kick returner like was in the middle of the field
and the kick starts way to his left and he starts running left
and it hooked back to where he was and he missed it and it
landed and like rolled through the end zone and they got a
normal touchback at the 20. Nice.
Yeah. It's like a sick play.
That's cool. All right, third and 3rd and.
Five, you need to pick up like 3 yards.
I wonder if there's a guy on the team that's.
Probably pretty good at that. Willis is saying Aubrey was a
soccer player and Steph is saying so, yeah.
OK. He must have got that from from
doing that. I think he just did it there a
little. Bit kickers must have been so
excited of like, oh, we, we have something different.
Right. We could try it.
We could practice something. There he is.
Mondale Baby.
That was the old little the westward route.
You guys, we are in the first quarter one green check another
one. I'm not trying to mush this too
bad, but another one is looking really strong and then it's just
seedy lamb being seedy lamb. We we're looking we're looking
good. We're looking good.
Let's not, let's not go full mush.
Yeah, I don't want. We're mushroom Jason right now.
We we definitely want the Giants to score.
We want, we want Dallas throwing.
This this whole game. For sure.
Excuse me? There's neighbors.
Oh, go. Away.
Don't just take a loss. Come on man, if pass was an
option there, he should have done that away.
My guess is if Malik Neighbors had the ball, no one else was
open. Can't throw it to himself or can
he? I didn't see his pass attempt
last week, but. Drake says.
I'm so pumped I may refill out the form.
I don't need to fill out again to win the contest.
Do not fill. Out the form.
If you've already filled it out, that's.
What it says? You know what I will share?
That I did tonight but I hadn't done.
I started drinking the modellos. Normally our everything goes bad
and then I try to go get the modellos to see if I can save it
and it doesn't work. But I just started with modello
up top sharp look at that. I might keep I'm going to nurse
this so I don't. I did wine for the first time in
like a long time. I don't drink a ton of wine.
I just felt like wine and might be a wine drinker.
Now if if we hit, we might just be I might be a wine guy.
Now I drink wine. Yeah.
We you end up getting like the like the this most superstitious
weird menu for the ship cast where it's like wine followed by
Taco Bell. And then you're like, this one
time I had a beignet and we hit A5 legger and now I have to have
a beignet every night. This.
It's all just leading to unhealthy consumption.
It's really none of it's good. I might have to go get a beer
though at this rate. Our our guy.
Azer's going to join soon. I'm reading the old Heath
Cummings thread. I don't mean to be
controversial, but I hate bell pepper so much.
They're meal ruiners. Absolutely useless.
Bell pepper should go extinct. Go.
Extinct. Go.
Extinct. Wait, save these takes from when
it comes on. Mustard socks, cold pizzas.
Revolting steak is overrated. I'd rather have a burger.
There's so many good food takes here, it's amazing.
This he sounds kind of like the the Denny is from.
Yeah, it's a little Denny. He's the Denny of CBS for sure.
This. Of all the Jill and Warren
comments, this one's actually good.
Dan Case. I'm pretty sure I was trying
Modello last week too. I.
Was drinking. I've been drinking modello every
week. But hey, at least he doesn't
have a a really bad knee injury. What?
Oh, people want a Jake Ferguson debate?
Man, basketball debates feel so long.
Ago there's not even I know there's not even like a what's
what's the debate He got hurt and then he got 11 targets last
week. I thought that was good.
I I, I guess maybe it's maybe I'm wrong and he's good.
That's probably right. I was thinking, my initial
response was that they wanted a capitulation on your side, Pat,
that Ferguson's bad, but I think it's a capitulation on my side.
They're calling. Yeah, It would have to be on
your side because this is like very much in line with this
cost, right? It kind of reminds me of the
like a lot of the people who are fading Barkley were taking
neighbors at the 2-3 turn instead.
The people who were passing on Ferguson were taking Brock
Bowers right after him instead. Yeah.
Like I think, I think you're, you're, you're doing OK either
way there. That's true, yeah.
Bowers, man, yeah, I think had a good game last week.
I one of the notes on him that I had in signals was, I mean, six
of his targets came in the fourth quarter or like the the
last two minutes of the 3rd when they had their last couple
comeback drives. That's been a DAC thing his
whole career. Like that Dalton Schultz used to
eat on that like late game comeback situations.
DAC loves to chunk to the tight end.
What's up? Welcoming our guest Adam Azer
from CBS. Welcome to the ship.
Cast Adam. What's up?
How we guys doing doing? Good we're.
Doing good man. You got the game pulled up?
What? Where are you at?
3rd and 14, five seconds into the second quarter.
OK, there you go. I think we're that's where we're
at. All right, we're not not too far
ahead of you. How you doing, man?
Good to see you. I'm nervous, you know, this is a
big game. This is like if they lose, you
know which, yeah, I figured they'd be horrible this year,
but if they lose, season's over, right?
They have no chance. If they win and they think maybe
they could, maybe they could make a wild card run or
something like that. I don't know.
But yeah, they they're playing better than I they have.
Actually. Decent offensive line this year.
It's weird. So yeah, you know, we'll see how
it plays out. How good does it feel to have
from a week? We got to jump there.
Oh, just Chuck it to a minute and they ball.
Oh. Glad it's coming back in.
It doesn't matter. No, don't get a penalty,
Slayton. Yeah, right.
It's funny because he actually had him and he tried really hard
and he under threw him by 10 yards.
Pete, that would have been real bad for our Darius Slayton Jalen
Hyde bet. So did you grow up?
Oh yeah, seriously. Did you grow up in in New York?
Like how how long of a long-suffering Giants fan have
you been? I'm a well, honestly not really
a long-suffering Giants fan because they had some pretty
good years. You know, I got 2-3 Super Bowl
points. 2 That's true, That's true.
But I did grow up a Giants fan. But I grew up in South Florida,
but I was born in New York, grew up in South Florida.
But I'm the youngest of of three.
My whole family, you know, big Yankees fans, not huge into
football, but I'm, you know, Giants, Knicks, Yankees for me.
So I actually got the Yankees on my laptop here, big game against
the Orioles and the Giants on my TV there.
You. Go.
What were your the the general thoughts on the Eli?
Manager, let's go, Wandell. Yep, Yep.
Get it, get it, get it. Yeah, alright.
Yeah, General thoughts on I mean, Eli was an interesting guy
because he his prime was really good.
Like, he was great. We'll forget that.
But his prime was really short. The start career was bad, the
end of his career was really bad.
And then he's only gonna go and he's gonna go in the Hall of
Fame, but only because of two amazing Super Bowl runs.
But yeah, I loved Eli Manning and they had, they had a great,
they had great teams, they had great players, pass rushers were
terrific, Tiki and Jacobs and it was a, it was a good time.
But, but it's kind of a weird team to win 2 Super Bowls but
have like nothing even resembling a dynasty.
You know, they, they just weren't consistently all that
good. But tonight we're pretty damn
good. I got to tell ya, looking
looking good offensively at the cruising.
How are you guys? I got a fantasy stat for you.
I've said it like three times on my toe, so I apologize to
anybody who's heard it. So Daniel Jones in six point per
passing touchdown leagues, he scored more than 21 fantasy
points in two straight games. Patrick Mahomes has done that
twice in his last 16 games. I don't know.
So what you're saying is? You.
So you just wanted to make him unsat?
That's what you want to? Yeah, we.
Can't get killed. Straight up from what you got.
Adam, a lot of people in the chat are wondering about the
draft board over your shoulder and what all the orange is in
the Dave column. Yeah, yeah.
So. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you bum.
Are you kidding? Not get in.
On that Tracy, Tracy, wow, come on, man.
That was a flag. But why did he not get in on
that? That was bizarre.
Man, sorry. So the so this is a fake draft
board and we had a running joke that Dave just loves running
backs. So I gave him there are there
are 18 rounds on this board. I gave him 18 running backs.
Everybody. I got Prisco all the way up over
there. Prisco is a you know, he's from
Jacksonville, so I gave him all the Jaguars.
This is from a few years ago, so it's good Chenal.
Yeah, Jamal Agnew and all those dudes.
That's great. Look at.
That wait, was Ridley playing that year?
Was that before he actually played?
Did. I give him Ridley, he he was
definitely not playing for the Jagger.
Yeah, you gave him. It's like the second to last
pick there. You gave.
Him. Yeah, that was just his hiatus,
Yeah. Drag your foot.
Bad round it was, anyway. It was a penalty on the Giants.
Yeah. Is that Eric Gray?
Why does Eric Gray play? Yeah, he's a lucky.
The Giants. He's a lucky.
No, he's good, dude. Where y'all are y'all on the
West Coast. I am now, yeah, those two are.
Pat was a Brooklyn guy until he won the the $2,000,000.
He won best ball mania a couple years ago now he lived in Diego
and he went $2,000,000. He I went crazy, had a daughter.
You know. They're expensive.
You need $2,000,000. They are.
Dude, absolutely. Dance class.
I'm taking my daughter to dance class.
That's that stuff's expensive. Yeah.
Oh man, yeah. What is it nice to like?
Football's over and it's still like 830.
Here he is. Again, we.
Just catched the Wandell. We got an underdog, we got an
underdog pick em going Adam and it's going well.
We had the the higher on Wandell Robinson's 4.5 receptions has
already cashed. We already got Rico Dowdell's Oh
higher, And so now we just need CD Lamb.
Looking good. I got this league right.
It's an FFT league, 12 team, 3 receiver, PPR.
My first four picks were A.J. Brown, Puka Nakua, Jalen Hurts,
Joe Mixon, and then either my 5th or 6th pick was Tank Dell.
So my three starting wide receivers are out, Joe Mixon's
out. So I started.
I'm almost positive I started. I definitely started Rico
Dowdell and I think I started Wandell.
Wow, piece of. It's aligned piece.
Of yeah. So you had a great week 1, and
then it all started to crumble. Yeah.
I think I'm 1 and 2.
I actually think we lost. We I don't know.
I don't know. I'm one and two in that league.
But if we can just, you know, keep things afloat, I think we
have a pretty good team. There's neighbors.
There's neighbors again. So what is it like Adam like hat
getting as a as a Giants fan, getting to watch Malik Neighbors
who just already looks like a top five wide receiver, if not
higher in the league? Yeah, it's great.
I mean, he's well, first of all, I would say, you know, to to the
people who want a tank, if there's a generational
quarterback or something, then I get it.
But the giants, the last three times they've like won a game
late in the season and and fall in one or two spots in the
draft. They ended up with Andrew Thomas
instead of Chase Young. They ended up with, oh, man.
Not was it Kayvon? No.
Who else did they draft? I think yeah, they draft.
Oh, they ended up with Evan Neal, but Kayvon Thibodeau was
it? Yeah.
And then they ended up with Neighbors instead of, I don't
know, Drake May or something. And I'm not saying that's gonna
necessarily be a big win, but it's not the end of the world,
right? So I'm I'm just, I'm in love
with neighbors. I think he's terrific.
I'll tell you, man, that when things start going South, if he
doesn't get a lot of targets, the media is always trying to
trick him into saying something explosive so they can blow it up
like a Beckham thing. That's the only.
That's what really concerns me. But it he he's.
Yeah, he looks like a generational talent.
It feels like, almost obvious. He was so damn good in college.
I really didn't have a ton of concern about even with Daniel
Jones. I thought he'd have a pretty
good, good season. But no, he's he's been even
better than I thought. So it's awesome.
Like your shirt you get. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm like, yeah. You want to say anything else
nice about him? Did you get lots of pushback
from? I mean, you guys have a massive
audience at CBS. Like when I made my one of my
videos that circulated where I said Malik Neighbors was the
best pick in the third round, he was by far the guy I got the
most pushback from. Just every comment.
You can't take a Giants wide receiver that early.
You can't take a rookie that early.
Did you did you guys get a lot of pushback on that?
Actually, we got pushed back from being too low on neighbors
'cause our guys. Yeah man, like when we started
the process, we did our first draft like right after the NFL
draft. I think I took him in the early
6th round. Yeah.
So in the.
CBS League sometimes. And I was like, listen, all it's
gonna take is one report or one pre season catch or training
camp highlight, and this guy's gonna move up two rounds.
Everyone's gonna get excited. And then it actually got to the
point where he was going too early for me.
You know, like someone took, yeah, in a league, some that I
was in, someone took him at the 2-3 turn.
I was like, yeah, it's just, I would not do that.
That's just crazy. Well, not crazy, but I that's.
Too early. I did that almost every day,
Adam. Yeah, good for.
You, I was at the 3-4 turn with him in a 12 league.
So I we ended up being too low on him, but we eventually got to
like, I think the 3-4 turn like for a redraft was above because
he was like fifth round ADP in ESPN leagues for all of the
draft seasons, sixth round in CBS leagues.
Yeah, yeah, most of the the main like bigger sites, he was a lot
lower if you played on underdog, a lot of our viewers do.
He was like a third round pick for most of the season and and
2nd 2-3 turn like Pat is alluding to.
I mean, it was a it was a real thing.
It's a different a different space for sure.
Did they get a? Did they get a penalty on that?
Oh no checking, check for a concussion.
Oh man, that sucks. Was that was.
That Carson, Yeah, Carson's is getting checked for a
concussion. Yeah.
So we ended up being a little too low on him, I think.
But yeah, I guess, you know, Heath was the low guy on him and
was like, what's, you know, look at Garrett Wilson his first
year. Look at Drake London.
Those guys are great wide receivers.
They weren't able to overcome this terrible quarterback
situation and I just kind of felt like Neighbors was just a
different a different breed, much more after the catch
ability. But you.
Guys, you think he's gonna keep it up?
I mean, if you're drafting today, where would he?
Would he be a top like 20 pick? I think he's a first round pick.
Oh, I mean, yeah, he's a first round pick I think.
Well, in Underdog they just launched the Resurrection, so
you can see where he's going and he's going ADP at 99.5.
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.
I mean, would you take A.J.
Brown or or neighbors? I mean, right now with the
injury stuff, give me neighbors. 3030 pick 30 targets in the last
two games. I mean, yeah, it's it's probably
going to slow up some, but he's been the whole the whole
offense, the whole boat is built out of Malik neighbors, right?
Like he's they built the whole plane out of him.
He's the diesel. Yeah, and I think I think your
point about his yards after catchability is really important
because like Garrett Wilson, his superpower is route running.
And then if you pair him with Zach Wilson, that superpower
gets like completely negated. But Daniel Jones likes throwing
short. So if you give him a yards after
catch guy, he can be like like we're seeing, you know, it
works. Do you know what I just noticed?
And I haven't done a resurrection draft, but I was, I
just noticed this. This specific ADP, Marvin
Harrison, who already has a wide receiver one overall week under
his belt, scored last week, has like done everything you would
have hoped to if you drafted him, is cheaper now that he was
preseason. He has an ADP of 17.
Like how? How did he get?
Cheaper at week 1. Scared.
People, man, Jeez. Elsa McBride's probably out this
week, so I mean, he could really targets could really funnel his
way. Yeah.
Is there, I mean, I, I, is there any doubt that neighbors should
go ahead of Harrison? Because I still, I still think.
You could argue. That Who would you take in a
dynasty league? Is it?
Is three games enough to definitively move neighbors
ahead of Harrison? We talked about that this week.
I I'm still Harrison because of the quarterback situation in
part. Like I don't know that it's even
Jones, right? Like is it Jones next year?
Like it could get worse where at least you have Kyler and that
floor matters to me in dynasty. But rest of the season I think I
probably just want neighbors. It's going to be my goal.
It's a huge 4th and inches here. A hand off to Hunter Lipke.
Oh, he got. It for what are they?
Doing. You know what, I kind of like
it, it kind of it's not they're into it.
The four running back rotation that includes a a fullback.
I I. Don't know, Lipke's looks fine.
I mean, he, he does some things. Azer, I was telling these guys
about your terrible takes. Your and I pulled up Heath's
list. We got the no green Peppers.
We got cold pizza. We got steaks kind of bad, which
is interesting because you took me to a BBQ place in New York
years ago. Let's go see.
Oh, yes, CD, CD go. Yes, dude.
In the second quarter. Go I need to go get a beer.
Wow. Modello, man, Modello for the
win. ASOS like you brought, you
brought me on to cheer for the other team.
We we haven't won yet. We do a big giveaway if we win
these things and we may have just won.
I think that was it. I think we just banked.
Wait, there's a flag? No.
God damn after the play that was really late I.
Think it was on you guys being jerks.
You freaking Giants fan out and then you do that.
Touchdown is good after the play.
Unsportsmanlike. It was pretty unsportsmanlike.
Elvis, you have to say. Exactly.
Well, pretty. Sure.
Wow, dude. That was that was long enough.
We just, we just hit it. Wow.
First half for like there's still like 9 minutes left in the
second quarter on. Sportsman's like.
I. Mean, who's the safety there?
Who's that pin off? That is a terrible, terrible
play. I don't even know.
Maybe Bell. Yeah.
That was good. It was.
An awful play. Like they they always put Deonte
banks #3 on the top receiver. They shadow, he shadows.
Oh, Tyler Nubin. Oh, it's OK.
So it's a rookie safety who took just an awful angle there.
But that I mean, look, you can give up a completion of CD Lamb,
but that safety just butchered that.
So that's. Well, they had to kick that
extra point from like 50 maybe whatever.
He's he's the freaking, he's the best kicker.
He's gonna go down as the best kicker in history.
This guy, he's insane. Brandon Aubrey, you already got
him over Tucker. He's amazing.
Sucks now Aubrey isn't so good. Tyler says do the flag on the
play. The penalty is a a crunch wrap
to Adam. Yeah.
So we, we, we somehow last year we, we developed this bit where
if we actually win, we order Taco Bell.
And I accidentally delivered it to my old address during a game
last year. So I think the implication there
is I should accidentally deliver you some Taco Bell.
Just add a crunch wrap to your house.
I'm more of a of a chicken soft Taco.
No lettuce. That's my thing.
But we, you know, I live in Westchester, NY.
No lettuce, Adam, Lettuce. Anything green he hates.
Pretty much we don't have a lot of Taco Bells around here.
Like it's a little hoity toity up here.
I miss Taco Bell. I miss Steak and Shake, I miss
Denny's. I miss that stuff.
Like we don't really get a lot of that up here.
So I'd have to I'd have to drive almost 1/2 hour to get to a Taco
Bell. No way.
Yeah, so. Please deliver it.
Go ahead. Couldn't what what are the I was
going to ask what are the more recent like if I I'm realizing
we have you on and I need I need Heath on to ask him what your
hair, what your recent terrible takes are, But what what are the
things that he's badgering you about these days?
Yeah, I feel like it, definitely.
Has nothing coming to mind. Nothing.
Nothing right now. I mean, no, I don't have any.
I don't have any off the top of my head.
But I know I've said some stuff lately.
I always say stuff. I mean the one of the the ones
was like, I really don't think, I think that 11:30 AM is the
afternoon, you know, and everybody's like, well, no, it's
not. It's before noon, but I really
think. I know man.
But like everything that you do at 11:30 AM is, is, is afternoon
stuff, you know what I mean? That's.
That's what I was looking for. That's what I needed.
I needed you to tell me that 1130 was the afternoon.
That's what I was looking for. Maybe sleep in, I think maybe
sleep in a little longer, Adam. That's that's.
Like all your morning stuff is long gone by then.
Now people are just such sticklers for.
Literally afternoon. I, I, I'm aware that somebody
already probably told you this like Jamie was like it's.
Afternoon, but it's. It may be.
It before noon, but it's the afternoon.
It's the afternoon. You know what?
I. Mean how this works now I'm
trying to think if you could maybe use like daylight savings
time to your advantage here because noon is kind of a
construct we change when noon is.
I think frog and dog do not rhyme.
I think they are pronounced differently.
He also thinks that Gretch and catch don't rhyme, so he always
made fun of the yards per Gretch name.
It's it's not because it's catch right of.
Course it's. Catch.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, is this I think, I think
you have more of a leg to stand on in that one than the frog.
Gretch and catch. You could say frog and dog just
rhyme like objections. No.
Like they just rhyme. Rhyme Thing thinks rhyme.
Yeah. What do you say?
Like what's the Are you saying it's?
It's more like frog. Frog is more like FRAUG, you
know, like and dog is more like DOGGI think than despite the
people who literally sell. It's BAWGDA double G all the.
Time, right, they say. Right.
That's like changing the pronunciation.
Of dog No. I don't know about that dog.
You switched it Frog. Yeah.
Yeah, I switched it. I switched it.
Yeah. So DDAWG&FROGG is like basically
how I how I pronounce it. Wait, you, you, you don't even
know what you're switching with. Now he's trying to switch it.
I can't do this off top of my head like this but.
I got that frog in me that works though that that works.
Yeah, because I know you don't. Because that'd be weird, right?
Because it's not said though. Well, you don't have that frog
in you. Oh man, I got that frog in me.
It would be some kind of like you're tripping balls or
something. Man, I thought we were going to
get frog. You being really like bummed
about the Giants. We had The Jets last week.
We had our buddy Elliot Kriston and he's like a long-suffering
Jets fan and we ask you right away and you're like, well, I
mean, we've won two Super Bowls in my lifetime.
I always forget that with the Giants, like you guys have
freaking won Super Bowls recently.
All this terrible play isn't even that that I mean, that's
the. Trade off, if it's what you
want, then OK, I'll give it to you right.
My brother is a a die hard jets fan.
So how did I become a giants fan?
He's 10 years older than I am. I don't really know.
I I think the first game I remember watching was giants
bills Super Bowl, January of 91. I think that probably got me
into the giants. But don't call me a front
runner. But you know, I was like 6.
But anyway, it's, you know, like we, we, I keep saying like we
are The Jets now we're the new Jets.
It's so weird. The Jets are really good and the
Giants are just an absolute embarrassment and we just screw
everything up and it's depressing.
And and it's also, you know, I don't know if you guys are big
fans of teams, but as a fantasy analysts like I, I have so much
more fun. I think the giants are just
relevant. But when they're done by week 5
or something, it's just like it's depressing.
And there, if that's what you wanted, I'll bear my full a
little bit and tell you like it is soul crushing to go through
the season. You have to put on a happy face
every Sunday and talk about fantasy football and all this.
And I'm dying inside because, like, I have no football team to
root for in their whole life. I do feel a little better.
Yeah, I appreciate it. You said you were too happy when
I asked you before. And be sad you buddy.
That was that was what I was looking for.
I got Cam Ward, I got your former rival on Saturdays now
quarterbacking my team. So I got a good college football
team at least. But and, you know, it's huge
game. Yeah.
So see if we have the teams to root for this this fall instead
of just one. Former Washington State Cougars
quarterback, now Miami Hurricanes quarterback.
And next, Maybe the next Giants quarterback.
There you go. In all seriousness, could be the
number one pick this year. Cam Ward, which which of the of
the giants teams obviously got the Super Bowl ones was your
favorite to root for? Yeah, it was O 7.
I don't know if this is my favorite to root for, but is
that specific? Super Bowl run for sure was was
the best I remember watching SO. So he played this this.
Juggernaut Patriots team but I don't really know if people
remember this. I feel like as the year went on,
the Patriots just felt like a little bit more vulnerable every
game. I feel like I don't, I don't
know if you can go back and look at this, but I don't think they
were covering. I think they kept like, not
covering. They had these shoot spreads
every week. Remember a close call against
the Ravens on a Monday night game They had.
Yeah. It didn't seem invincible.
They were, you know, they were amazing.
But they they lost a little bit of the invincibility.
And then we played them in Week 17 and I went to that game at
the old Giants Stadium and they, the Patriots won.
They went 16 and O, So I was pretty psyched to be at that
game. Moss cooked in that game, I
remember. That.
But the Giants had nothing to play for and Kaufman played
everyone. He was like, screw this, I'm not
benching anybody. I'm playing everyone.
I think Sam Madison got hurt in that game like one of their
starting corners but or some, I think whoever the hell it was.
But yeah, they went for it and they went toe to toe with the
Patriots so that we had two weeks before the game before the
Super Bowl, and I called my brother every day and I was
like, I feel like I think the Giants can win.
He's like, you're crazy, You're crazy.
No, I'm serious. I think the Giants can win.
And I watched that with my brother and my cousin in New
York City. I watched it with two Dolphins
fans who obviously get the oh, that's so stupid.
Pathetic pathetics. Well.
I watched it with two Dolphins fans who were all about the
undefeated thing, right? Because like they didn't want
the 72 Dolphins to lose their place in history and we just.
It was the most amazing game and the most amazing experience as a
fan to watch the Giants win the Super.
Bowl. Against an undefeated team, that
had to have been insane. Yeah, it was.
I remember I was watching that with Patriots fans and actively
rooting against them because they're kind of smug.
And so, like, I vicariously was enjoying that.
I just became a Giants fan for the day.
If you're a Giants fan and getting to watch that, that had
to have been the pinnacle of fandom.
I don't know why I pretended like you guys have a bad new
Giants fans have the yeah, you've had the greatest thing
ever. They've been the worst team in
football though for like the last 10 years I think.
Basically them in The Jets I think have been the two.
Worst I mean, but it's the old thing of like would you sell
your soul for one Super Bowl to have 10 years and that Super
Bowl too that Super Bowl. I've told the story before, but
my I was in a pick em pool with my brothers and my dad and he
was ahead and I was in 2nd and he just need you needed to pick
the winner of the game. And then I just had to pick
whoever he didn't pick. Obviously he's going to pick
Patriots. I'll take the Giants.
He had a dream that the Giants were going to win the game.
And he took the Giants. Oh, no way.
Yeah. Yeah, I was like, what the hell?
Like I couldn't like when he did it.
I was like, great, I'm so glad you slept well.
But yeah. That is awesome.
Obviously you didn't know until the game started, right?
Well, I mean, he told no. He told me I had a dream, Pat,
and I'm taking the Giants. I'm like, you're crazy.
You took the Patriots. First it up.
I need to know what's going on with purple.
Yeah, I was about to pull this up.
My brother is a frog breeder. No lie.
Like professionally. I have a lot of questions.
I have so many questions right now.
What's the where and the result? What's the purpose?
What's Yeah. Why for like snakes, some people
want purebred frogs? Yeah, I don't know.
Do they guessing it's like he loves it?
Is there frog legs like a high end French restaurant thing?
Like is it for food? It's I think it must be for food
for something. Is it for people or animals
looking frost to get? High.
The other thing, Adam, you're saying just wanting the Giants
to be relevant. I mean, even though you guys
weren't super good, that Odell Beckham rookie or had to have
been electric to be a Giants fan, to watch him come in and
just be the best receiver in football.
I don't even vote neighbors. He's got neighbors you didn't.
Even look at that mailman wand all, all day.
You got to go for this, right? Like it's early 50, but you got
to go for it. It's 1 yard at the the yard.
Add to the sneak team, I think they I think he's been pretty.
I don't know that for sure, but for a big guy like that you feel
like he should be better at QB sneaks.
The other big reason is with six minutes left, if you punt this,
they could do like a 6 minute drive.
If you don't get it, you probably get last drive in the
half still right? Like I think with the clock
exactly where it is, it's even more of a ghost situation.
Get the short. If the field actually works in
your favor, you get last drive in the half.
Giants get the ball in the third quarter, too.
What's your play here? I'm going.
I'm throwing. I would sneak it.
He should sneak it. He he is.
Oh, they're just oh. My God, he got.
Single Terry. Single Terry.
Yes, that was awesome. See.
Barkley do that, am I right? Have Giants been down bad
watching Barkley? I mean, maybe some I love
Barkley, you know, I don't know, hard feeling.
I'm I'm happy for him and I'm and you know, it's it's this has
been a season in terms of fantasy where, you know, new
situations have really revived people last few years, right.
I was talking about that. Like you can never give up on a
player now. Geno Smith, Baker Mayfield of
the way Sam Darnold's played and Barkley looked dead.
You know, he looked done. And now just get him in a new
situation with a better line, these new coaches with better
systems for these quarterbacks. It's I think it's been pretty
cool to see these revivals. So I love it and I'm happy for
Saquon. Have you guys ever seen a better
4th down run? That play was 2 dudes in the
backfield. That's an all time 4th down run.
That was awesome. That was so good dude.
He spins off one guy, then he he gets around the edge on the
other guy. That was a really really
impressive run man. Hello, sorry I'm.
What a horrible. Point on Bellinger in the first
quarter, like totally took took a touchdown off the board
basically. Did you see that?
There was AII just no, we didn't notice it, but I I saw it on
Twitter, there was a face mask called.
Yeah, they called Bellinger for a face mask.
He's the one who got face mask. That should have been a half the
distance to the goal on the Cowboys.
Instead it was a a 15 yard penalty on the Giants.
There's a four point swing there.
They called it the wrong way. Yeah, it was garbage.
They they came out of break and Herb St. was like watch this,
this is terrible. Neighbours do go.
Singletary. I love it.
Let's go, buddy.
Don't fumble. Such a.
Fumble he's he is a fumbler and he's not like that explosive,
but he's always been such a good evasive he hits like he hits
second gear really fast and you're like, oh, here we go and
it's like no, he stays he just stays in second.
There's no additional. I remember a few years ago Sean
writing about how he had the best evasion rate like three
years running like no one else in the league had done his
evasion rate for three consecutive years.
And like no one's ever thought of Devin Singletary as like a
good, good runner. But I mean, this is like it.
I mean, he's latest Barry Sanders mold is what I I'm like,
I'm like questioning whether I should say Barry Sanders name,
but it is like it's that type of like in the backfield.
What he just did was that was a Barry Sanders run we just saw in
fourth down. I mean like legitimately a Barry
Sanders run. Barry Sanders would have housed
it, but yeah, the. People stole.
Yeah, it was sort of like Barry Sanders in half speed.
That was Devon. Singletary has He's led his team
in rushing every year of his career and I think he's made the
playoffs every year of his career.
Goes to show you how much you need to invest in a running
back, right? There you go.
That's true. Devon Singletary, he's going to
do it again this year. The Giants he's.
A borderline Hall of Famer, I think Ben if.
Eli's the Hall of Famer, Why not Devon Singletary?
You don't think Eli's the Hall of Famer?
I'm not. I'm not swayed by the Super
Bowls, personally. I mean, that's what the game's
about, right? It's about winning.
It's just he played so well in both of those Super Bowl runs.
Just in in an unbelievable zone. Oh, did Judge just Homer 58 home
runs? Could you know these idiots on
Twitter? I asked who should be the the
Major League Baseball MVP, Judge Otani, and like 2/3 of them
picked Otani. There is like no argument for
it. It's a horrible take.
It's just easily. I, I don't watch baseball like I
don't know if this is a terrible take or not.
I actually don't. I I would probably take Otani
'cause he has like the first 5050 player ever.
He's Adhi. Judge has a much higher batting
average on base percentage, slugging percentage, OPS, more
home runs, more RB. Is the only thing that Otani has
done better is steal bases and Judge plays center field almost
every day. Otani's a freaking DH sits there
and each chips during the game. Come on, ecstatic, man.
This is I feel like I've been getting gaslit by the mainstream
media because all I ever see is that Ohtani's like the greatest
thing to ever happen to baseball and Azer comes out here and says
he's a he's not even the best player.
He he is He is the best player when he's pitching also like
he's he's the best player. But this year Judge has had a
better year. I mean, Judge.
Is he not pitching now? No, he's not.
He's coming off Tommy John, so he's not pitching.
He'll pitch it. Next year.
He's just DHS, so it's you're just judging them as hitters and
and the still the stolen bases are amazing.
Ohtani's great, but he but judges had such a great year.
The chat is going nuts about this.
You got a little bit of defense, but you also got a lot of people
that hate this take, man. But but Justin said you're his
favorite guest ever now. So it's very, very polarizing
back and forth for sure. But just numbers are, I think
they're better on the road, tough guy.
Please, please antagonize the chat we.
Love it. I hate this steak but.
Like his? Score is like 2 points.
Davis is out. Davis, I honestly want to see
you now. He's.
Done. Oh, come on.
Like, like a judge hasn't beaten everything but steals
everything. It's crazy.
So I don't know, but whatever. Azer, I found the end of the
long thread. It took me the entire second
quarter to scroll to the very bottom in June.
A new addition. Oh, hit him.
You don't think Tom Cruise is an action star?
Is that a fumble, you dumb ass? I that can't possibly be a
fumble, right? It wasn't a fumble.
Oh my God, Like that, that's so giant.
That's going to be a fumble. They're going in for like the
game tying score and they're wide open and he's just going to
fumble it. Let's see what the penalty is.
Yeah, No, I didn't. I forgot about.
I forgot about the Tom Cruise thing, that is.
Yeah, that was it's not an action star.
That's a That's a rough take, I. Mean like you.
Know, but honestly, I never like honest you like we've had some
good, good times on pods. I've never done a pod with you
during a giants game. You have a lot more passionate
about the giants than even I was anticipating.
I just jump in real quick and just say it's it's actually good
that CD lamps scored that touchdown and we celebrated.
We got the unsportsmanlike because we would be rooting for
this to be a catch if we needed that to complete the Oh yeah,
the pick em for us because if it's a on the Giants.
Yeah, pass was incomplete though, all right.
OK, I feel like you're saying catch just because Azer's on the
show. Are you saying catch?
No, I think you're enunciating catch.
It's catch. Can we just say catch?
Like no, I say catch. Everyone says catch.
The one guy in the world says catch because he wants to make
it a. Thing catch.
I don't know catch is a thing. Yeah, that's.
Fetch you're trying to make. Are you trying to make fetch
happen? Awesome.
Oh man. Yeah.
So Tom Cruise is not an action star.
So he's just not a macho man, right.
Like if I'm casting an action star, I'm I'm into the the
Stallones. Schwarzenegger's like Tom Cruise
wears glasses in Mission Impossible.
Like you don't wear like action stars don't wear glasses.
That's that's. I mean, God, this is the thing
about Azer's takes. They're like kind of understand
what you're saying. I.
Mean a lot of semantic interpretation to take because
he does his own stunts. You could argue that Tom Cruise
is the biggest action. Have you ever seen?
Edge I think some people would argue that I.
Think he you almost yeah, he's got probably the best case of
anybody right. Have you ever seen Edge of
tomorrow? That is, I love it tomorrow.
I don't like Tom Cruise very much either.
It's and that's AI. Love that movie.
That's a good. Movie.
You know, it was really meant to be a compliment because just
when I think of Tom Cruise, I think of him as like an amazing
actor, like Rain Man, Terry Maguire.
I don't really think of him as. You good man, Would you say
Terry Maguire is one of your favorite movies?
Terry Maguire I loved. It this is one of my one of my
takes and this one I I know a lot of my takes are like kind of
dumb and you have to be on some, you have to be licking frogs
that you know, breeded for bread frogs to agree with my takes.
But I strongly believe that Jerry Maguire is absolutely not
a sports movie. Listen man, how many?
Athletes, can you name in that movie?
Go ahead, name. Name the.
Rod Tidwell, Rod Tidwell and Kush.
We, I don't. Even see literally playing
during the game. The guy's job is a sports.
We don't even know. We don't know the outcomes of
maybe. We know they won that one game,
the games don't. It is a love story with enough
sports to keep men interested and it's one of my things.
Right. Yes, think.
About the A's or dates. There's almost no sports in the
entire movie. It is a love story with some
sports sprinkled in and it's a, if you want to get down to it,
literally literally every sports movie then isn't a sports movie
because the relationships are always what drive the plot.
It's but the difference is you don't care about the outcome of
the game. Whereas like in Major League the
miracle, you're all about the outcome of the game.
You don't give a crap about what happens to the Cardinals that
season, right? Like you're not following the
team. It's the it's all about the
romance, and this guy happens to have a life that's involved
sports. Welcome aboard, Pat.
I love. I'm so you got me on that.
I both agree with Pat's reaction and Jeff's reaction in the chat.
Who said the worst take ever. I agree with both of them.
I. Whatever.
Man, bring it on, you've got me. Twice now because I'm with you
on catch, I'm actually a little open minded on your afternoon
take. I I think you got to you got to
pull on something with daylight savings.
I think that's the. That's how you kind of do.
Something here? OK?
My birthday is June 19th. All right, we're close.
Summer summer blockbusters come out around that time, right?
Camp is going on, It's hot, you're swimming.
Like I clearly have a summer birthday.
Technically I it's like the last two days of spring, but nobody
considers mid June to be spring. When school ends, summer begins
at 11:30. It's the freaking afternoon.
OK, It's. 2 are related. You just hold it to.
Jinx in You know when you see it, you.
Don't. You know, I get, I get what
you're saying. I get what you're saying, and
undeniably June 19th is is the summer that's not even up for
debate. Right, but it's.
Technically I think June 21st or 20th is usually the summer
school summer. Now, but the problem is what if
we called Summer after June 23rd, what we called it that it
would be harder to say June 19 hasn't after, Yeah, after June.
That's much better. Yeah, after June.
Does after June rhyme with afternoon?
Yeah, yes. Absolutely, yeah.
And then we could have a remix of the song after June Delight
it would be. After June.
Yeah. If if summer was called after
June, you'd have a harder time. Summer.
It's like a summer fling song after June delight.
I love it. It's a huge play right here,
guys. It's like the Cowboys are
definitely getting field goals. There's a football game on.
Next drive you got to take this clock all the way down.
This is a huge play. You got to get a complete, you
got to get a completed pass here.
You can't leave time. Just got to go to neighbors.
They get the they get the offside.
I think are they going to call this false start?
I guess the whole side of the offense caved and that's
probably a false start it. Looked like it was on.
I thought it was on the Giants live.
I mean on the Cowboys live. Now.
Let's see. There it is.
Yeah, Let's go. By the way, this referee, he
likes to leave you in suspense. Like he'll go, he'll go pass
interference and he'll wait like 3 seconds and be like on the
offense, the whole crowd's going nuts.
Like on the offense or no, his face, it was face mask on the
office. Like, oh, come on, dude, just do
it immediately. You don't have to, you don't
have to build the suspense. Oh.
Man. All right, here we go.
What do we got? 30 Jim asking if this is
currently a sports podcast. That's a good.
Question. Because by Adam's own rules, I
don't know that it's this. Is sports.
We were talking about exotic frogs, so barely we.
Haven't talked about sports in a long time.
We, I think we've had enough sports to make this qualify.
This would be if this were Blockbuster, this would be in
the sports section. Like, yeah, I always think about
that too. Like if you were in a in a
Blockbuster. Have you guys ever been to
Blockbuster? You all seem pretty young.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Like what if if you were a a a video guy at working at
Blockbuster and you had one copy of Die Hard and you had a
holiday section and an action section, where would you put
that tape? You'd.
Go in action. You'd go in action.
Of course it would. Yeah, I'd go in action and the
first thing I'd do is find all those God damn Tom Cruise
movies. Get them the fuck out of here
because. He's.
Got an avatar and then I'd put Die Hard on the show I'm talking
about. I love it.
Mission Impossible This is a love story romance section.
That would be a good bit. Just you re categorizing every
single movie in the in the. Blog, that would be good.
I like give me a movie. I'll put it in a new.
A new job. All right, relax here.
Relax. We have a long running bit that
Pete's Pete's age is in in question.
We're all similar. How old are you, Adam?
You're a little. Older 40.
And you see you, you, you look way younger than. 40 Yeah, you
you're probably the most fake young of all of us.
Yeah, you. You just stole my fake young
crown. I would have guessed you were
33. Really.
Yeah, yeah, it's the, it's the ring light.
Honestly, like helps a lot, gets rid of I can throw a light.
I don't think it's helping. We're all in the 3738 range.
We're all vaguely close for. Sure.
So yeah, you definitely went to Blockbuster.
It was so fun. This is the face of a guy who
sweated a Taekwon Thornton under last week.
You know, I I used to look like you.
Don't bother with that stuff. Keeps me young.
All right, all right, I'll take a look.
I'll definitely take 14. Nine getting the ball.
Oh, we got a flag. Running into.
The kicker? Be like an offsides, give me an
offsides and Oh no, it wouldn't be a first down.
So we took a stupid sack. I missed the third down play
that was so big after the the offside that they just not they
obviously didn't convert. It not sacked.
Sacked because of the sack. It's not a first down anymore.
Got it. This would be nice for DAC to
rack up some of those passing yards.
That's right. We need that for the five
Legger. We need a DAC to Tolbert.
We're going to book the five Legger.
What? Turpin?
Little Turpin. Little Turpin.
Turpin or Tolbert? Yeah.
What's his neighbors do? 5 for 59 1/2.
Does Tolbert have anything? He has that one catch for. 3
yards. Jeez man, this team has no
running game. They've got what, 30 like 30
yards and CD Lamb is their leading rusher with 10 yards.
Right, because the Rico play was a a scream.
Yeah, for the last time a team won the NFC East back-to-back
years. This feels like a giant set up
here. No, it's not.
It was, I think it was 21 years ago as the Eagles, the McNab era
Eagles, they won three years in a row.
When he won, I was trying to think like that's, I was
thinking like 20-10 maybe or something.
That's wild. Crazy stat.
It's it's just it never happens. The NFC every year is a
different winner. Crazy.
Who and last year was the Eagles?
Last year was the Cowboys. What's the cap?
Because the year before was the Eagles, right?
Right. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And so you think it's going to
be the giants? That's cute.
I think my boldest football prediction was that the Bears
would make the play offs. I don't know, Caleb's been
pretty rough. It's surprisingly rough.
Hopefully Keenan Allen comes back and helps him out.
Yeah. What were some of your other big
fantasy stands this year? So I had three bold predictions
that I published that were published like back in June or
something. One of them was Chris Godwin
would be better than Mike Evans. So that was that one was good.
So. Far Malik neighbors would be a
top ten wide receiver because he was like in the 30s in our
consensus rankings, which is not me, which is Dave Jamie.
That was at the time my my third one is not looking great is that
Derrick Henry was going to be one of the biggest busts in
fantasy. I mean, honestly, you might you
might be okay those. Are some good takes those are
not as just terrible takes those?
Are those are my bold predictions were horrible.
So this one those were good. I didn't have any Rashad White
because like people used to make fun of me.
They call me like YPC for life 'cause I would always talk about
yards per carry. But like I actually, and Rashad
White is horrible at it. So it's like, man, I don't know.
This seems just like a guy who could lose his his job.
He's great in the passing game, so he's not going to lose that
job. But I don't think anyone's going
to be. I know Bucky Irving's on the
injury report, but I don't think anyone's going to be surprised
if Bucky Irving has more carries than White this week.
For sure, no. Finding a lot of friendly ears
on that take. Yeah, you just, you just won the
audience back over after the Otani and Tom Cruise ones.
The you know there's. Tom, like the Otani ones, like I
just don't. There's no argument to me.
It's like, oh, he made me. He's starting.
Again, but like he's not having as good of a year.
Does anybody, do you guys know how good Dexter Lawrence is?
By the way, do people know this? I certainly do not.
Dexter Lawrence is one of the best players in football.
He gets double teamed on every single snap.
He is like not. No one's going to be Aaron
Donnell. Aaron Donnell, I think is the
best defensive player I've ever seen.
He is so damn good. He's definitely the.
Probably. I think we'd know more about him
if he played in a bigger market. If he played on a better team
for sure. Let's go see.
He's not getting the credit he deserves because he plays for
the Giants. It's not a take that I.
Think you can? Actually play.
It's on a horrible team but like look at his PFF grades and he's
just unbelievable. He is good.
He's very, very good. But then again, it might just be
my Giants bias. I don't.
Know it might be. It might be.
You're a Knicks fan, too, you said.
How you feeling about the Jalen Brunson?
And I mean, this year was fun with them, Yeah.
Mitchell Robinson's going to be out for a while.
So they're going to be small. They don't have a center, but
like they are really good. They are going to like I am
excited to kick Boston's ass. Like, let's go, let's just go
for. The first time in as long as
since the NFC East had two straight winners 23 years.
We knocked them out of the playoffs like 10 years ago.
That was fun, but. Oh, get em.
Yeah, there. You go Thibodeau.
Giants have some pieces, dude. They got three good take.
Thibodeau's OK, They got three guys on their D line.
They got a stud left tackle. They.
Got. Neighbors, they got some pieces.
Scratch, scratch. Let's.
Go scratch. Do you know what I'd take for
all of us for our second-half Bags and Adams enjoyment?
How about a little pick 6 here? Oh yeah.
All right, that'd be great. I'll take it, but then that goes
against Dak. So how about a catch and a
fumble and a scooping score? What are you?
We're rooting for Dak and for the Giants.
My one of my best teams is my superflex league.
I got Dak Lamb and and neighbors going tonight, so OK, hey,
you're. Off to a good start.
You weren't even that mad about the DAC to Lamb.
Yeah, but we DAC to Lamb. I wasn't that.
You've played that up so well. You know, it is like I don't
know how many leagues I'm playing against Lamb.
I only have them in one league there.
You go, that's hilarious. There's Tolbert.
Let's go.
I'm going to give you guys a movie quote.
I did it on my podcast and nobody got it.
Let's see if you can get it ready.
Is that you, Tolbert? Well, the baseball moves.
A sports movie. Is it over?
I'm hung. Over.
It's more of a romance at. Least you could have said you
were from the. Yankees.
Wait, say that again. I said I'm hungover.
If you're going to pull this crap, at least you could have
said you were from the Yankees. It's it's Major League.
Yes. What's the flag?
Sorry. There were like 8 flags.
This is no way to stand. Science.
You're good. Yeah, it's it's going to be
offsides and we're like when they were at their own 40 yard
line, they were in Brandon Aubrey's field goal range.
So they're going to definitely make a field goal from the
Giants 30 or. Whatever you did that voice,
well, by the way, I was impressed.
Hey, there's there's some profanity that I left out, but
it's it was. Holding, dude, it's coming.
Back oh there. Were there were seriously like 8
flags on that play? OK, I forgot there's a game on
for a minute and I'm just having a conversation with Adam about
movies. Yeah, like.
All right, dude, you can't hold on a on a free play.
She went off. What are you?
Doing you don't hold the guy who's offside, you can't do.
That rookie left tackle, it's that easy, man.
We. Needed a Tolbert.
Catch. Just let him.
Let him go. That's brutal.
That would have been the, I mean, what's Dax got to be at
200 already with the long CV Catch 164, OK.
And you know, the best part about that play for the Giants
is I think 8 seconds came off the clock and they and like no
play. Well, I mean, we're going to win
this freaking game, guys. You'd probably get some pretty
good odds if you believe that. I think they can.
I mean, they're they're playing, they're right.
Let's see what do you what do you think the live line is on
this game? Giants are going to be like plus
1:30. But can I give you another crazy
stat? So Thibodeau sacked Dak
Prescott. The Giants went four straight
games against the Cowboys without a sack. 2 freaking years
in a row of games against the Cowboys without sneaking Dak
Prescott and the Cowboys have won thirteen of the last 14.
The only time they lost to the Giants was with Andy Dalton at
quarterback. Man.
Yeah, Andy Dalton played quarterback for the Cowboys.
The year Dak broke his leg. I vaguely remember this.
Yeah, that's wild, though. Let's go.
All right. There you go.
You're you are saying that you are desperate for a win.
You're hoping. Yeah man, like this would be
such a great win for them. It would.
I should have been at.
This. I love that you said them.
You didn't do the US, you did the them.
Yeah, you know. We, we, we broke up last year.
How was it? We just got the kids in the
background. It's probably me.
That's it. Your kids are still up.
And my kids are still up three hours later than yours.
That's sad, isn't? It No, she's, she's 5 1/2
months, so she's going to be up for most of the rest of the
night. She's she's not, she's not
sleeping. For more than a couple hours of
the time. Your first kid.
First kid all. Right.
How old are your kids, Adam? Six and four.
OK, they're the latest. They're the party animals of the
of their grades. They go to sleep at like 10:00.
I remember you had the that's that's a sick bedtime, the.
Second, while I was nice, it's that's crazy.
There's sticks and four. You had the second while we were
doing the shows together. Yeah.
And then since I've been doing with these guys, they've both
had kids. I think everyone who does shows
with me just has kids. Listen to Mood Man.
What can I say? Gross.
So what How did how did their bedtimes get so late?
My wife and I are kind of the night owls ourselves.
So like, we just have dinner kind of late.
And I don't know, there's nothing we can do.
It's just kids go to sleep early.
You know what? My kids wake up late.
If we don't wake them up, they'll sleep and sleep till
like 8:30. My daughter could sleep till 10
or 11 sometimes. Yeah, you have to wake her up.
But yeah, they sleep late. So that's nice.
Yeah. Well, he says.
Gretch, my wife is begging. Clay, you've been married for
four months. You guys see this mustache I'm.
Just saying, did you? See a mustache Last week, Ben, I
had to grow a mustache because the Giants lost to the Vikings.
No, I didn't. Yeah, I think I have a picture.
I can put it up to the. Oh yes.
Please. It was pretty hideous.
So yeah, that's not a good enough picture.
Just go watch a. Podcast Go watch What do I got
to watch? Go watch one of the podcasts
youtube.com slash Fantasy Football today, but it's from
last Friday, last Friday, and then you can share the screen.
It's a pretty vicious mustache. Yes, I'm going to go get it
right now. It's got to send you a link.
I'll try to save you some time. What do you do?
Do you guys, are you on for the entire game, by the way?
Yeah. Yeah, wow.
We're going to make some halftime pickups and we're going
to make some more pickups. Yeah, we already hit on the
second-half. Oh, it's fantasy football today.
I did FF today. That's not right.
That's fantasy. I got you.
I got a link for you throw it in the chat.
You can you can rate my go ahead, share it and then then
I'll hop off. All right, one SEC here.
I can hear somebody else's. Is this it?
Oh, I'm listening. Yeah, that's it.
That's it there. It is.
Look at you, man, Adam. You don't look like the youngest
guy. You also do look like a police
sketch. Like.
I'm something that you. Don't want to be.
You do look much older. Yeah, it really does age.
Yeah, the comment I got a lot was that you said Ken, but also
I look like the. Guy in the old school.
Of course, and that also. Comes with like what can you?
Can you mute this? Video.
And get the. We can hear it, yeah.
I look like the guy who knocks on the door at the beginning.
Cool, I. Don't.
Know. It's a threesome guy.
Yeah. Yeah, the gangbang guy.
Yeah, yeah. That's the director, though.
That's the guy who directed the movie.
He did. Wow.
Yeah. Wow, that's cool.
I think he was Tom Phillips. He wasn't he on Mad TV?
Back in the day, I don't know. I think he was he and the gods.
He did the Joker. That's a that's a famous
director right there. Oh cool.
Yeah, I look like him. Good stuff.
I feel like some of your takes make a lot more sense with that.
With the mustache. Yeah, the mustache would make
the take. Yeah, some of the you, you just
look too pure without the mustache.
There you go. That's great.
All right, guys. Well, thanks for having me on.
I hope I thanks. For coming on, man.
You crushed it. This was a blast.
Tell the guys I said what's up. This is a blast.
Thanks for coming and hanging for a bit.
All right, Ohtani sucks. See y'all Adam Azer.
Thank you Gretch for for booking him.
That was a blast. All right, let's take a peek
here. I I do need to get a beverage,
Yeah, I'm going. To get a beverage real quick,
I'm I'm going to start firing up Uber Eats right now, Voice.
All right, Gretchen, how about you Vamp?
Look at the board here while I run and grab a drink.
All right, all right, all right, I'll look at the board.
I can't scroll that screen, but I'll look at my own screen.
You guys, we haven't actually really celebrated chat because
we didn't really want to make laser feel that bad.
But 9 minutes into the second quarter, the core hits just
straight absolute fire bangers. Week 3 Coras hit.
We are well into the five leggers hitting.
It is going to be a fantastic night.
Got plenty of time for the order.
I'll figure out the order. I don't know.
There's, there's different ways for the order to go guys.
There's going to be some Nacho cheese involved.
I'll promise you there will be some Nacho cheese involved.
I'm thinking, you know, maybe a chalupa chicken chalupa, no sour
cream. Replace it with Nacho cheese.
You do the Nacho cheese chalupa. I'm thinking, you know, maybe a
cantina Taco tonight. Crispy chicken cantina Taco.
I'm kind of into the crispy cantina chicken Taco game.
They throw the Chipotle sauce on there.
It's pretty good. He asked you to take a.
Look at the board. And.
You took a look at the Taco Bell menu board.
What did you expect, Matt? I love it.
No, it's exactly what you expected.
There's people in the chat. I need something from Dowdle.
Condensed offenses week three-week four.
No, no, no. We're talking Taco Bell, right?
Now we're talking Taco Bell, baby.
All right. Do we have anything on the on
the did the Taco Bell sponsorship come through?
We should have, we should have worked harder on the Taco Bell
sponsorship. Yeah, we're kind of like sitting
around and waiting for different for them to call a huge company
to just get in touch with a multinational restaurant
corporation to just like reach out to ship chasing well.
I've got this screen share pulled up for a while.
I mean, I can't change it. There's nothing I can do to move
your screen share around. All right?
You just wanted everyone to see that bank account.
Look at this guy. He's been banking stuff lately.
Pre pretend that underneath DAC it says crunchwrap supreme
cheesy gordita crunch. I love it.
I'm in all. Right, what?
What are our like macro takes on game flow here?
Good question. I think Wanda Robinson higher
receptions is another one I want to be back in on.
He already has 6 and Yehili needs three more and it feels
like A10 reception game for him. He's been they.
I feel like since that first play they have actually tried to
lock down neighbors. We saw that long reception to
Slayton. We saw some other deep shots to
other guys and a lot to Wandale like I, I like this and they're
in their head and I think they're going to let them have
the Wandale stuff a little bit, right.
Well, exactly. It's a it's a come come back
spot for them. They're they're going to have to
complete some passes. What else do we got?
Ferguson's been getting fed over the middle these past couple
drives, but the higher's only. Needs 2.
Catches. Yeah, 2 catches.
Though we can, we can double down on Tolbert, who's only at
18.5 receiving yards now because he only has nine so far.
He needs 10 more receiving yards and he had a long catch taken
off the board. They're not like in a great spot
to throw a ton, but it's down towards the bottom.
How many yards does he need? Because he only needs 210 yards.
10 yards? OK.
Do you think he gets that in one way at the bottom?
What about Zeke Lowers? Man, this guy's getting no work.
Well, but if they will well, it could be garbage though.
Token him. Yeah, I yeah, I feel like they
could be a token garbage time guy.
The the Tolbert thing, if he has if he doesn't get 10 yards with
one reception, you get a 1.4 X on the reception's being 2.
His longest reception is 8.5. What Oh receptions being 2?
I like you only need 2 receptions to clear and it's a
1.4 X. Yeah.
So we're just going to we're just going to rerun our our
slip. I mean it hit in like 5 minutes
Pete. Like, I know I, I, I kind of
like, I kind of like the Ferguson yards.
Yeah, I'm into that. 6/16. He only needs 2 catches.
Yeah, it's just it's a it's juice down.
It's juice down. .81. Right.
I don't. Are they gonna?
Well, yeah. I don't know if I like that with
the Tolbert thing, 'cause they're not gonna.
Yeah, that's why I was saying I think we make our play.
To to kind of play it both ways and see if we could.
Get Yeah, OK, Pull Tolbert out. Yeah, Ferguson, if you want to
do it that way. That's fine and people mention
in the Aubrey. Stuff.
Well, can we do 2? Can we do it?
Because I like the one point 4X on the two receptions.
That's nice. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that one for two.
I like that. Aubrey kicking points the chat
likes post. I love Davis post the lip key
Lions cowards. That's fantastic.
I know we didn't get that last week.
We didn't get the backup running back stuff.
We didn't get Braylon stuff last week either.
We have Tyrone Tracy here, we have Zeke, who's the biggest
backup running back you've ever seen.
I still like the Zeke lowers but.
Tyrone Tracy Yeah, the reception stuff is really low.
One catch gets him over. It's really juiced under but 4
1/2 receiving. Yards 4 1/2 receipt I think if
you play the catch, you just take the receiving yards.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm down for that. Yep, that one's good.
Singletary looks great, but I they're play, they play Tracy
and they use him as a receiver. I like this.
The almost one dude, This is a three.
This is a solid three. Yeah, this.
Is a good three, yeah. So the other thing we could do
if we're going to do like a Wandale Tracy or anything like
that is mix in more rushing. Like we're saying like if Dallas
is able to score early in the second-half and they go up 12,
they go up 21, nine or something.
We are playing into the Giants pass scenario, right?
We're playing into probably some Rico or potentially, I mean,
potentially Zeke. I don't know.
But that was a the reason I worry about the Zeke lowers.
Pete is Pat shared that quote earlier from McCarthy where he
said the game situation wasn't right to play more Zeke, but
they're going to try to find game situations for him.
And so it's like if they get into this plus script, they'll
almost like force that because he said that to the media.
You know, I could definitely see that happening.
Yeah. I almost like playing Giants
pass heavy with Zeke as AI don't want to play lead.
I don't want to, but it I just I don't want to lead.
I don't want to take two Gunners.
But I don't want to do the. Higher, No, no, we don't need to
do the over, but we could do Rico as the higher.
Yeah, what can we do for the Rico?
I mean they took attempts off it looks like is that he only needs
22 rushing yards. What is that?
5 attempts, 4 yards of carry. The other thing we could do that
would be fun, a fun way to play the second-half instead of doing
like just exactly similar stuff is throwing in a touchdown for
one of these. Like even the the Tolbert tutty
is 4.79. I like that call, man.
That's a fun. Rico, do this.
Do this three that you have in. I think just fire this one off
and we'll do a couple. We'll do a couple because we
already have a winner. I mean, just do this is like 50
or something. Nothing huge, I think.
All right, we'll do 75 here and then.
And all right, here's the call. Yeah, we could just do a little.
Let's do another one that includes Tolbert Tutty, either
either the Tutty or the two catches Pat like, OK, the Tutty
is great. I like that.
And then Dowdell, I mean, if they if he scores, the Dowdell
rushing to me feels the higher feels easy 22.
Somebody's got to run for 22 yards, man.
It's not going to be Lepke. He's playing on pass downs and
if we're not playing Zeke, we're playing somebody to get rushing
attempts if they're winning right.
What if we also take the neighbors TD that's 1.75?
And they're just, I'm going to do that.
OK, What if we do this? This is already 25 X by.
The way what if we do this? Yeah, do that.
Do that for do do A2 pick up. Who cares?
Yeah, let's. Do.
Two juice touchdowns. We made this mistake last week
where we picked the touchdown right, but we made it a 3X and
we didn't hit the other two legs like let's So when we're doing
these juiced ones, let's make it make it gettable.
What was the other angle you wanted, Pat?
Yeah, what were you about to say?
Oh, I don't I don't even remember what I think I was
going to tackle on dumb legs to this, but you guys are exactly
right. We should we should just take
that. I think I would like to do
something that's the Wandell receptions again.
And I know we've done a lot of Wandell, but the Wandell with
the Rico where it's a a Dallas and script and they throw a lot
late we get because those both feel like, oh, I like the Tracy
on that too. The.
Rush, what do you like the Rico with the the receiving too?
I kind of like that with how they were using in the screen
game. Sure.
It's just the one screen was the 15 yards.
I don't. Know like he was out there on a
on another one of the passing downs too, OK.
We can do it. It's only it's 22.
On the rushing, it's 30. It's 23 on the rushing, 31 on
the receiving. That's that's close, yeah.
And then is there something with the one more leg here?
I think I'd be into the Tracy one again on this.
If you guys want to double that, let's do receiving.
Yeah, I love that. I love that this is a good clean
script correlation, right, that I like.
Right all. Right.
All right. I think we're right now.
We got some some new stuff. We got some fun, some fun new
stuff. I'm going to fire up Uber Eats.
Wow, I thought we I thought we had to hit it before the Taco
Bell gets ordered. We already hit it.
We hit the core. No, no, the the Taco Bell was
always the five leg. Yeah, it was the five leg.
I mean. Historically, historically
wasn't. If you want, if you want Taco
Bell, I'm not going to stop you. I'm not going to stop you
either, but historically it was I.
Thought it was the I thought it was the core and then I've
already like mentally checked into I'm ordering tacos.
On goal posts you can go and. Re watch every bit of tape you
want for hitting the five leg Tyler knows.
Is the game back on? Is it right?
Yeah, it is, dude. Yeah, man.
Crap. I gotta get the game back up.
All right. All right, I'll wait till we hit
the five leg, which we're obviously gonna hit.
I think we hit one of the. That is guaranteed.
We would order that's. High enough.
And actually we're gonna do this here now.
I'm because I didn't get to mention it when I dropped it in
the chat before I'm dropping the form in the chat.
I will say this again, if you have already filled it out
either last week, the week previous, you do not need to
fill it out again. If you've never filled out this
form this year, you can fill it out and then we will do a
drawing for for the giveaway. It's $300.00 giveaway tonight in
Underdog Credit. We are live in the second-half.
We got some good new sweats It I mean, is there anything like
starting the second-half, the cores already hit the five legs
feel good. We got new sweats on the books.
It's all gravy. Oh, we fumble the opening kick
and they caught the fumble. You just seen that.
Wow, Tracy, that's so bad for us.
Wild. That was Tracy.
No, it's not good. You're right.
Maybe Dave all didn't see it you.
Know. That's something else.
Didn't notice. This is so gorgeous.
He's like, oh, is the game back on all?
Right. Come on.
Neighbors. You got neighbors, dude.
You got neighbors. OK, Good ball.
It's good for our vet. Good ball.
Don't worry, Hyatt's going to come through.
It's good Week 16 slate and will tail off.
It's the thesis. Are you trying to do with this?
Heads up bet? Low advance rate.
High playoff win rate. I what I what I.
Need scores so low that that might actually work one game.
Would be enough. Colin Colin just tweeted please
pull up Vine 4's latest tweet and it's that the NFL is the
most unwatchable product ever. Would love to see how it would
go if fantasy bank didn't exist. I mean, that's a what?
That's a what if. But I, I enjoy football.
Like I yeah, like, why is that the tweet right now?
I kind of I'm with. Colin on this.
And I love Vine 4, but like, what do we, what do we, what are
we complaining about? This I I like this game.
It's been pretty fun. Yeah, it's a fun sport.
Now, if you would ask me this after last week when our bets
weren't hitting, you know. I've.
Been bashing the retweet but right now.
Maybe his takes, maybe his his lineups are not hitting right
now. Here we go.
There's a one, there's one. Oh, I love this.
Copper prices said shut up, nerd.
Adam, I'm going to respond to him.
Shut up, nerd. This is this is perfect.
I love buying 4, but I'm going to respond.
Shut up nerd. For sure.
This Thursday Night Football is the one game that I watch in
full each week because I don't I don't end up watching the whole
This is the only night you get me to stay up all the way for
the game. Red zone Sundays but a random
Monday night game? I guess I stayed up for one of
the ones early, but man they go late for my old ass.
I don't know if it's a why, but I'm having a great time tonight.
Yeah, honestly, I obviously shut up.
Nerd is is great, but historical anomalies brings back Adams.
I mean, I think in honor of Adam, you could have also gone
with OK tough guy, that would have been good.
That would have been good. That was Adams.
Adams. Such a fun movie to chat with.
That was a blast. Oh no.
Whoa, what do we do? Sean is God.
Oh, God, he went. Oh, Tracy, is that Tracy?
No, we did it. That was a double.
We thought he did it. I thought that.
Was was a catch or run? Yeah, that was a check.
We let. It go.
Hitting tonight. We hit that on two of them.
Beautiful. That's.
Beautiful. That was a little check.
All I see is green. Oh yes, let's go.
Easy game, Chad is calling it. Yes, easy game.
We got to do the zero to 10 thing.
All right, all right, So wait, what's the question?
I didn't. All right, let me pull this up.
So for people who aren't familiar, Sean got us going with
this format of a question last, and I have not read it yet, but
on a BBM5 scale of zero to 10 with 0 being a complete Dutt and
10 being an absolute, is that Wando that?
Was neighbors. OK.
And 10 being an absolute metaphysical league winner,
please rate Malik neighbors using exact numeric designation.
So we need to write this down. Everybody needs to reveal their
answers and. Risks what?
Sorry, what was the question? It's on those you're being a
complete .10 being an absolute metaphysical league winner.
Please rate the leak neighbors. I you know what, Sean, I just
want to say first of all, I want to say that you came correct
with 2499 Chad. I love that.
Also, I want to say the fact that you chose Malik neighbors
and not one of our bad calls. I just I really appreciate that
man. This is a really nice.
I don't want to lead the witness, but the the interesting
thing here is cost. Cost adjusted, right, Right.
But. 10 is Metaphysical League winner.
He has transcended space and time to win US fantasy leagues
with A10 All. Right, I know what I'm going to
say. I got mine.
All right, I have mine written down.
You're going to say yours back? OK, you can go ahead.
We have ours written. I'm going to say 7.5.
Pete, what'd you do? 8.9.
I went inverse. Wow, 69 inverse.
No, I I was thinking about cost because it's it's hard for him.
He needs to like truly blow up to have.
I mean, if 10 if 10's metaphysical, you're saying he's
borderline metaphysical. Well.
Do you know what this is really? So one of the one that Sean got
us going on last year was Derrick Henry.
And one of the things about it was there weren't a lot of
players around him who also crushed.
And one thing about Malik Niebers or just anyone crushing
is the amount of injuries, the amount of duds, the low scoring
offenses. Like I do think a hit, at least
as of right now, is worth even a little more than normal at those
costs. And so I, I want to defend the
9.6 real quick. So my my thinking was we think
about back way to production with the rookies and already
given us this much production. It's the type of thing where he
and and so the way I interpreted this is after week 3, like if I
was redrafting kind of a concept.
I think he's underrated in the resurrection.
I think this is like potentially the metaphysical league winner
of the year, like potentially the most meaningful player in
fantasy football this year. Like the way that he's already
done the 30, the 30 targets in the last two games is crazy.
I was I was going to bring up the back weighted thing as as
important. So I'm I'm glad you mentioned
that because that almost 96 is not.
That's the. It's not ten, but it's it's like
I think he's over 9. I was like, well, see, to me he
took 10 off the scale. I was like, oh, I can't even say
10. So basically it's a one out of
nine scale. But but I respect that you were
just like 10 isn't play buddy. I kind of he might be the
Metaphysical League winner, you know?
The reason I couldn't give him over a nine is because I do
think we're going to have a few games this year where Daniel
Jones implodes, the Giants implode and people are like,
really frustrated. Well, there's still a benching
risk as well. The benching risk is a sure.
That's one reason, I mean, yeah. But very good question there,
Sean. Yeah, it is a great question.
And the chat is like 10 would be like Puka Kairan, free and
elite, Free and elite. Yeah.
And if you're saying if it's like you can't get there because
he was too expensive, I do understand that.
I guess what I'm saying is like, if he's he could still be the
most important player at that cost, right?
Like if he's that, yeah, if he does what?
It'll be the guy like just the correct pick, right.
In that round. You had to have him.
He did what Odo Beckham did in 2014 in the playoffs, which is
insane if you go back and move. And with and with some of the
players too, like you are in this hypothetical forecasting
through 17 games and a player like him should only get better,
you know, like he's only going to get more comfortable.
But I, I do want to be clear, Pete, that was really close to
your number. I was going to do 9.2.
I only did 9.6 because I thought it was funny because it's the
inverse of what's the inverse of 6/9 called?
I thought the chat might like it.
What's it's It's called the think of rusty trout bone.
It's a rusty. Guy it doesn't that's.
I don't think it's called a rusty trombone.
I don't know if that's what a rusty trombone.
What's the worst? With that being said, welcome to
the show. What's your what's your answer
for Malik Neighbors? What's your number?
I have no idea what you all were talking about because I just had
got. Rusty trombones.
On a scale of one to 10, how much of is he a league winner?
10. OK, all right.
You just topped Ben. Metaphysical League winner.
There you go, I love it. He was he was one of my biggest
takes in best ball. So we're going for it.
There you go. I, I, I'm desperate for a win
there in My Portfolio right now, so.
Even more so than your beloved Cowboys, you'd rather have Malik
Neighbors score here. Why now?
He makes him get. It Yeah.
Now we get the neighbors TD. This is where we get the
neighbors TD guys. That's another kid announcement
on the way. I couldn't get the second part
of the pick comes because they were like divided and it was
doing weird things for some reason.
So those were. You were saying you were having
to. A scoring drive here is really
good for the original pickups, yeah.
So everything's set up here. We we had a three legger that
was the Tracy and the Wandale in something right in Ferguson.
Yeah. That's oh, I don't know, I
didn't get. Wandale's already got two of the
three, and Tracy's already there, so we just, we're, we're
all right. We're Ferguson Bros for another
hit. Let's go, Wanda.
Oh. Our original 5.
Leggers with with Tracy. Oh, and there's Tracy in Wanda
with Rico. Oh my God.
Let's OK, I did get that one. I got the first one.
I didn't get that second one. That's.
So can Gretchen. Taco Bell.
The chat. As well.
Well, let me check the rules. Let me check the rules.
I'm just looking for this out like somebody tell me when I can
order Taco Bell. They just keep the field goal
there. You did from like the five, like
the three. That's so.
That sounds about right. Oh no.
I just saw a thing that said DeMarcus Lawrence is walking to
the locker room and I just felt really bad for Azer.
Like he thanks to Marcus Lawrence.
I just learned who he was because of Azer.
Now you learn that he's on Aaron Donald's plane and also now he's
hurt. That's that's sad.
Yeah, don't lie. Taco Bell's already out of the
way. I mean, I just pulled up the app
again in case. You can't.
Let's see. Oh, now, now the chat's really
pissed. It's not DeMarcus Lawrence, it's
Dexter Lawrence. Yeah, I was like, you were
really confusing me there. I was like, wait a minute.
You guys, I apologize. I was like DeMarcus Lawrence,
no. Unlike you, Gretch, I will never
apologize for not knowing defensive players.
It gives. The chat something to correct us
on and they love. That.
They do love it. I started typing in my address
and it went from showing my address to an address in
Singapore. So I'm really concerned that I,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna accidentally send it to
Singapore. Wow.
Giving away money tonight to someone here and someone in
Singapore is going to get Taco Bell.
What a night for the ship guest and I am going to get this
giveaway going here and I'm going to out anyone who I see
filled this out multiple times. Time to get my remove duplicates
on. Oh, Ferguson, Ferguson.
Let's go, let's go. I think he stepped out.
It's all right. That's a good 6 yards.
What do we need, 16? So we're now in 10.
It's a good start. Giants got a score.
Ship cast is the only time trickle down economics has ever
worked. I don't know what that means,
but I love it. It's a, it's a the Reagan.
No, I know what two of the. Diagonomics is, but how why is
it working in this case? Because like, I don't know, Taco
Bell, I think is easy. You don't get it either, man.
We're we're trickling Taco Bell down.
I don't get. It either I I need to give I
don't. Get it and you don't get.
It I need to give the ship chasing community a standing O,
No duplicate rows were found in underdog username.
Let's go. Congratulations.
Thank you. Who looks hurt?
I. Just saw a second Ferguson
check. What it?
Is there we go 8 battle yards, 8 battle yards.
We are we got a second Ferguson catch somebody.
I I'm just worried that Ferg that Ferg get hurt.
That's, I don't think that's right because they ran another
play really quickly. I can't really my phone very
well from the angle I'm at so I I'm like attempting to like
glance over. I need a better setup.
Let's go. Oh.
Rico. Was that Rico?
Let's. Yeah, even if we already hit, I
don't care if we need him. We started him in three main
events. Be sure.
Because. Chad's gonna love this.
We have lots of options. I have the Taco Bell app and I
already had two things in my bag.
I don't think I've had Taco Bell in 10 years.
In my checkout cart. So I couldn't tell you any like
of the food like you were. You're missing going off on your
order. That's Zeke.
My stomach does. Zeke.
Ferg's on the sideline.
Uh oh, but. It doesn't.
He seems OK Might come back on now.
Let's see. Let's get up there.
Yeah. I mean what I mean Steph, we
were some of the start sits were with Patterson, right that we
did Rico over. That's looking great.
Roshan too. And Roshan.
But we have Roshan in one because we didn't ever go in
that one. Yeah, it was.
They got rid of the. Cantina chicken hard Taco.
You just kidding? I guess you're the only one that
likes it. The crunchy Taco.
I mean, no, no one should order talk about until we get the five
Laker and stuff. Definitely.
Lip keys in man. Oh come on, that's a third and
one play so. And they and they filmed on it,
I think. What's the flat?
Holding. They held on it, good Lord.
I'm I'm just guessing. Yep, it's holding.
All right. Let me guess, Tyler Guyton, he
he the rookie is having some big time problems.
Let's go, let's pay some money, All right?
Is about 300 bucks $300. $300.00 giveaway tonight How many
shuffles Steph? How many shuffles should I do on
this? 88 Can we do that money?
Oh my God, I was going for CD's number.
I mean, you should do. I'm counting.
He's counting. Oh, he's counting.
I feel like I'm speaking in tongues 53.
Be quietly counting. Let the content now.
Everyone respect the count. Ferguson.
Ferguson, you got Ferguson, was that?
81 before that All right 868788 All right, Big money Big Muddy.
Sorry, I didn't realize Pete actually had to count them all
out. And we got 300 bucks too.
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Winner winner chicken dinner. I mean the the 88 was, I
thought, I thought Steph was going to say 80 there he is
nice, always good. Did he just bang A-65 yarder?
Oh, just sit it. Again, he does it all the time.
It's nothing. Anymore, he's kicker full time.
Fucking good. Adam Adams.
Yeah, Adam came in hot. He really did.
I love it. Except I think we are facing him
somewhere. I'm 99% sure.
But I can check all the teams. Yeah, I know.
I was like please do not. So.
No, I Steph, how was how was waivers this week?
Who were the big prizes? How did things shake out?
Well, Roshan at the end started catching steam with you know all
the coach speak where he was going to get the extended look.
So we increased our bids and we're spot on.
We got 4 shares of Roshan and like we got them all probably
within ten $20.00. So we would not have gotten them
if we didn't bump it and. We.
And we were pretty much like, like the like I got one in at
8:59, like it was literally the last second.
We got a couple baddie bidets, excuse me, bidets.
And we got some Patterson. And I think we got a little bit
of Tutu and I think we got Musgrave somewhere because Kraft
might be hurt. We're not sure.
So yeah, we did. We did pretty good.
I mean, the those were the big ones anyways.
Those were the big names. So yeah.
And most of our bids were pretty close.
Like we didn't have that many that we looked at.
We're like, oh, we went way over this time, like.
Yeah. And what what did like, what
were the what were the average prices on like Roshan this week
relative to Carson Steele last week in a fraction, right?
I mean, yeah, 'cause we got, well, we got him everywhere that
we was available. We got all of ours.
He hit on it and it for that, but a few people I talked to
said he went for like 4 or five few places or three.
So he did go a little more. But yeah, Steele was going for
like 5-6 hundred, a lot more places from what I heard.
I mean, and that's not even looking that bad.
After. Usage, yeah.
We'll see with Hunt mixing in this week.
Like what it looks like? Yeah.
That's true. I'm not loving the steel stuff
because he he just has nothing in the passing game so if Hunt
steals any of the early down stuff it could get bad.
Yeah. And then I mean, I don't know,
Ch could be eligible to come back after that.
We'll see. So you know it, it might just
get to be a big rotation. Yeah.
So our only Giants sweat is we
need one more catch from Robinson and then we have
neighbors in that TD because otherwise the Tracy ones hit and
the Wandell in the core in the five leg from pre game already
hit. So it's just a Wandell catch and
then a neighbors bomb for the TD.
Our. Flag.
Yeah, we need Cowboys to keep. What?
What's that? Are penalties up this year?
It seems just from watching football, it seems like constant
penalties. It seems like there was one
thing to focus on. Like whatever they're.
Sure, it's throwing the flag. I think the focus is on this.
I mean, there's always a lot of flags on cowboy games, so I
don't know. I can't really use it to judge
the illegal, but I've seen a lot of like illegal formation it
seems like this year and some stuff like that.
There's neighbors. So only ATD matters with
neighbors for our stuff. Yeah, yeah, 'cause the only
thing we toss them in was that TD bomb.
But we need DAC still and a couple receivers for like our
five leggers, so we want them to kind of keep the Cowboys pedal
to the metal for it ideally. So absolutely, we're still kind
of right there, 'cause, you know, 17, it feels like it
should be higher. What's your boots on the ground
diagnosis of this Cowboys team? Oh God, it's terrible.
I, I am not a fan like at all. I, I just of McCarthy's offense.
I don't know, he he was doing better last year the second-half
and then it seems like it's just very vanilla this year.
I mean, they're not using any kind of pre snap motion.
They're just running guys up the gut for no gain, multiple guys
and then finally they're getting CD going.
But you know, they just weren't like they're spreading the ball
out a ton and not putting the ball in his in their playmakers
hands. And DAC hasn't been that great.
And you know, there's no threat of the run game and the defense.
I don't know what the hell they're doing.
So it hasn't been the best. Yes, that one hit.
All right. But if we can get a better draft
pick and get rid of McCarthy, I'd be happy.
So that would be an equal win. Yeah.
We we have what those two, So we got the Tracy and the one day
1-2 and we have Ferg and and Rico on the other side of.
That that is already hit. So yeah, we have.
Dowdell needs 14 combined yards from scrimmage for that three
legger to hit, and then Ferguson needs a 5 yard catch for that
one. OK.
All right. And then it's and then it's just
rooting for the touchdowns and then the obviously the the
original 5G, the Taco Bell leg, we need that Prescott to Tolbert
or Turpin. Gretsch, what are you cracking
up about over there? Buying for responded.
So is the guy doing 47 podcasts about his projection
spreadsheets every year? I said shut up, nerd.
So I went with, you know, you listen and watch because he's
he's watching the games and he listens to the spread the
podcast spreadsheets. It's a spreadsheet podcast.
I'm this wine. I'm about to kill this bottle.
Good Lord, get a little. What kind of wine are you
drinking? I was at a gas station earlier
so I bought some yellowtail. OK, that's where all the great
wide stories start. I was at a.
Gas. I'm a big cab salve guy.
This is my thing. Cabernet Sauvignon.
If you're going to give me some wine, it better be that.
That's my I haven't drank much yellowtail in recent years, but
I used to it was a go to. It was it's very, very solid.
It's good. It is for for a cheaper wine and
I'm a red wine drinker, so I've had plenty of that is well, but
for, yeah, gas station wine, it works.
As far as guys wine goes, it's that nice.
It's empty. My my dad was in the wine
business so I just would borrow some from their wine closet,
usually when I had an. What?
That's great. Gretch, would I ask him how to
rate that wine when it's cost adjusted?
Exactly. I'm sad I don't have any
alcohol. I I didn't get a chance to pick
some up today. I need delivery.
What's up? Honestly, I don't think as much
wine as I used to is really what it is.
Yeah, so my wife just told me she made dinner and I'm in
between this Taco Bell Britney also.
Made well when? When?
Is. The last.
Like a nice like salad and everything.
Are you OK? No one here is going to peer
pressure you to order Taco Bell. Or no, I don't need to actually
order the Taco Bell. Gretched wants to get in a fight
tonight, though. He's like the Taco Bell feels.
He's like the Taco Bell feels right.
The lover of shaking gordita crunches.
He's right. I'm.
Feeling great? I'm telling you now, if I'm a
woman, if she made you dinner, she's going to be mad.
Yeah. Wow.
I mean, so, so that's your choice how you want to.
It's fair. She, I mean to be clear, she
made a frozen pizza and like. OK, well that's a maybe a
little. Different, I said she she made
food like there's a frozen. Pizza and some stuff.
All right, thank you for not letting me do oh the fly bring.
It back but still. It's on a Zeke carry, we'll
allow it. But now she might just be mad
that you called out that she didn't cook dinner and made you
a frozen pizza instead. Damn bad I.
Love glaze my spirit animal night.
Sorry babe, I made dinner on Uber Eats.
Sorry babe, I cooked for US and Singapore tonight.
I wanted you to have lunch tomorrow.
What do you think, Steph? Are we going to get a Tolbert
catch the second-half? Yeah.
Of course. Good, that's what I.
Like and and a Turpin one. I feel good about it.
Is that do we need? What do we need from Turpin?
Yeah, the Turpin one, I, I guaranteed that was going to
happen and it's not happening. I started him in Scott Fishbowl
so. There he is.
He's in the slot, right?
He's on the field slot right nearest to the line.
Usually when he's on the field they use it.
This is the point. Yeah, they, oh, they ran it.
Steady inside, hand off Wow. 1st and 19 inside, hand up the limb.
Turpin on the field. Turpin's the goal line back
guys. I mean, come on, they like the
big ones, Ham and Deuce. Yeah, no, his touches per snap
have been so high that it's. Ridiculous.
That's going. To be a swing pass or something,
you know? He's gotten something every game
so far they've been using him a lot more except.
Tonight. Of course, because I finally
started him for the first time, because I looked at it at how
many points he's been scoring and I was like, why is he on my
bench? I think he's back off too.
Bummer. There's Zeke.
Good Lord. Man, what are you doing?
This was the game script that they needed.
Zeken up five. Yeah.
Because if we had to, how? Else could you blow?
Elite. How else could you blow Elite?
All. Right, let's get a Tolbert catch
here. Yeah, I mean, there's so many
things we will take Daudo will take Tolbert will take a.
Big cap in which gives DAC yours.
Yeah. Yeah.
How are we feeling about this? We'll take.
Ferguson so. He's at 15.
We need 90. What?
What is that math? 85 yards.
Oh my God, Lipke on 3rd and 12A quick throw.
A quick throw. Why?
Like what is this new obsession? I don't understand.
He's not Jews. No one has ever said this.
Fresh cut. Need a lefke cat.
Who has ever said that? Where did you?
Is he? Was he even a fan?
There it is. He goes.
There it is right now. How is it that you need that?
Because that wasn't wasn't on the menu.
No, yeah, not a thing. There's not a world where you
need that. No, I don't know, doesn't even
have him on their site yet because like they don't even
know he's a player. He might be in lineman.
I've been. All right, I guess.
You need it. Yeah, that's what I was asking.
I was like, is that showdown OK? Unbelievable.
You're crushing it. Go get up.
I forgot about Showdown we
should have thought of. Showdown.
Freshka Freshka's crushing it. He was only $800 in Showdown.
Oh man, I should have played Showdown tonight.
Good Lord, Lumpke's the dude now that is.
But where we have known to play lumpke whatever the.
I mean, I was telling. You got those mega.
Ones. Yeah, then you need one like I
played Showdown. What was it, the Falcons Chiefs
game? And I had like in the Big Millie
Maker and I checked The Sims on the Solver and you know, you're
going to have to get weird. I had Charlie Warner in my SIM
life. So I would have been the guy
being like, we need Charlie Warner here and the people.
I've been. I've found some showdown sweats.
Yeah, it's been. A while weird shit.
I didn't realize I. Sweated with you guys back in
the day. That's crazy. 803% owned.
I was telling you guys before he's playing a ton.
I wrote him up in signals like I mean 3%.
More than 9%. Of people need to read signals,
good Lord. He wasn't available.
To my neighbors, so I didn't. Write him.
Up. Oh my God, he's in first.
Let's go. What's the rest of your team?
Fresca. Yeah, that's awesome, Sanderson.
Just what else would bring the Hunter Lepke first read target
share down to 0%. Thanks.
I love. That wait, is this a solo?
Are you in first by yourself? How many people are in first
'cause that's the big difference in showdown when it's a solo.
Well, that captain neighbors Prescott, Robinson, Joseph.
Well, this I'm I'm trying to think 'cause I've, I think the
three. I will say yeah.
Is like 30 K tied with five 100K Oh, type of five.
OK, Yeah. That's not so bad.
Oh no, that's I've won a couple of months, but I was tied to 200
people. Robinson, Joseph.
No, Aubrey. I would have thought Aubrey
would have been in the optimal right now.
Pete, where are we on Dax? Yeah, that's what I just said
earlier. So we are at 188, so we need
about. What we need a lot.
OK, that's good, though. They had a bad drive, they punt.
Let's go get a touchdown for the Giants, right and then.
And neighbors. Quick tuddy, that's what.
We need would be great, that's what.
We need yes that would be awesome.
As long as the Cowboys answer. Did the Ferguson hit where?
Where are we at on Ferguson? Ferguson's only 5 off. 55 OK.
Yeah, he's at less than that 35 1/2.
He's at 31. So we yeah, we just need a.
Nice. Almost there.
Yeah, one more catch. And the and the Dowdle too.
You guys started a few 2 CD teams also this week, I forgot
about that. Yeah, and those worked out
really well because we ended up with a.
Neighbors score, score, score. We ended up with a full fade on
CMC because in our in our, our draft with our top two win it,
win it team with with Eddie and Eric, we had the one O 1 and
that's when the first CMC kind of scariness popped up and we
really talked that out and we're like, let's just not take on
that risk, but. That was good shout out to those
guys cuz they like Lam there and I think I would have went CD it
was I was lamb. I think I would have went.
CMC is what I meant to say, yeah.
Yeah, it was very still on the table.
I probably would have too. Yeah, yeah, they they got us
steered in the right direction there.
So shout out to those guys. But I think if it was like a
week earlier, like if it was when we did our first slow main,
we would have first. I think everyone would have
universally have been like CMC. But it had just popped up that
he was starting to deal with stuff and it was just like, man,
this doesn't feel like a fun way to start off your main event
draft in Spoiler alert, it is not a fun way to start off a
main event draft. I did either is puka though like
we did. Yeah.
But the the opportunity cost, I mean it's a little like passing
over CD versus at that 1-2 turn. That would have been tough
there. There was a lot of landmines
though, in that first round. I mean, it's, it's been a yeah.
It's been rough. It's.
Been a tough year, yeah. Yeah, it sounds like he's going
to miss again. I was hoping he'd be back this
week. Yeah, I'm a little worried about
our Saquon this week because he might be the entire offense.
Yeah, he's the entire offense now, although.
He's not really. Doing much in the passing game.
So that's the. Thing he tries the most.
Damn take is like that. Saquon is not what everyone
wants him to be, but I'm going to wait till that actually
happened. Wait until it happens.
But I'll quietly second that. But I, I.
Mean I just need for. Saving role just isn't.
It's not that great. It's all rushing efficiency.
He looks great though, and it's a good line.
He looks like prime take one. That's the problem.
He looks really good. Yeah, playing very well, but he
had it was a thin path. It was like he he's probably not
going to get the because I never bought the receiving stuff.
It's like the push push kind of has to falter a little bit, then
run the offense through him on the ground and it's and he and
he looks great and like Yep, check, check, check.
It's all it's all correct. So yeah, but we'll see.
Yeah. He looks freaking pretty sweet
and the offensive line looks sweet and all that stuff looks
really good. But yeah, I mean, I, I genuinely
think he's so he's had two games in the first 3 weeks where I
think he's been RB one overall and I think those are going to
be two of his like 4 best games of the year.
And and that's the way. This might be another one.
Here this. Yeah, this.
More gets better. Seriously.
This he could. He could explode this week.
Yeah, I was specifically for this week talking.
I wasn't long term. I agreed that I I I'll be
surprised if he keeps it up the whole by week 17, hopefully he
will not be who we need. Johnny Wilson Week Can we just.
Keep Johnny Wilson. Over, over, say Kwan.
Let's see. It'll probably be Doc Dotson
though with us. Some freshka said he sent you a
photo Pete of his team. I know, but it I'm honestly out
of freshka's, out of respect for Freshka, I'm I'm not going to
mush mush this city harder, but there's a lot that happened.
This showdown, there's a whole another quarter to go and and
it's showdown. Yeah, it is.
Tricky. I yeah, I'm like, you can lose
in five seconds. Next week could be a fun game.
I had to pull up the schedule. Bucks at Falcons that is.
Divisional Dome game there. Wait, is the Bucks game a home
game this week? This week, they're at home
because. With the hurricane.
Iclone, yeah. Got him leather.
Jeez, that might be rough 'cause I was like, Tampa's getting hit
right now I think. Kyle Pitts in the Core next
week. Oh my God.
This is not sounding fun. I we don't like under, so I
don't think so. Darnell Mooney Time.
Let's get the just the the neighbors Teddy.
There he goes. There we go.
I thought he had. I thought Neighbors had a step
there in the slot. Or was that Wanda?
Jones. Sucks.
Man, if that was Hyatt, he's housing that.
That's doesn't matter who it is. Slaton's it.
Matters. Damn.
That was a pass. Well, he slowed down to stick.
It's a terrible throw. He's a step.
You got to come on. Jones.
So doesn't all of his worse? Yeah, yes, right.
Was going to say yeah, All of his deep passes have been really
fucking bad. So bad.
It was so terrible. They're like. 3rd and 12th time.
They're like high school football terrible.
There's yeah. It honestly feels like that or
like, yeah, like a bad. You can't miss by that much.
Are you kidding me? It's so bad.
I keep thinking my kids are awake every time I hear too.
It's like, it's been years for me, but I'm like, OK, because of
Vivian. The chats, like, I think my kids
are awake because like if you're Vivian.
Steph, was there anything else interesting across the the high
stakes portfolio this week? Well, it wasn't the best week
for most of the teams not going to our.
Team did well then. Our team did awesome, but and I
felt bad overly celebrating it. We got yeah, we had a
ridiculously and I we had a match up.
I would looked at at the beginning and I was like there's
no way in hell we're winning this match up and we have to
like we were against. Oh, let me look now to say it
right. I.
Mean she did it. Look up not that.
Lonely. I don't even know what that.
Means I love it. Or Wando.
OK, it's not pulling up, but we had like, we were against like,
Camara and like Marvin Harris, Junior, like the team was
stacked that we were facing and we came out with 195 points.
Here it is. Yeah.
It was a Camara. It was a it was a Camara.
Carr, Garrett, Wilson, Nico, like their team, Aubrey and then
we ended up with Jayden who had an amazing game.
We had Kyron who hit, Deonte hit for us, Roshi, Rice, Jennings,
it was everything. This this team should cook man.
Like hitting on Jayden, hitting on Kyron where we took him.
There we go, 4th down conversion giants.
That's good, Malik. Neighbors, we have 1 Dolly on
our bench. Right.
No. Is he hurt?
No. No, he's fine.
Got hit the nuts. Yeah, he's alright.
The pass literally hit him in the Dick.
Yeah, he caught it like so low on his body.
Yeah, hope. Hopefully we just get the word.
As. More guys he.
Wore that pass right to his Dick.
What does he. Yeah.
Where's Tyler? In the chat.
You know, emo Cowboys. Yeah.
Where's Tyler right now? Right now.
This is like a huge myth from Tyler.
This is like Daniel. Where's Jerry with the measuring
stick? I find neighbors.
Tyler Tyler just responded with the most like like ball mowing
comment. Hyatt is the third man in two
wide receiver sets and the fourth man in three wider sets
per day at the table down bad. We're asking you Dick to Dick.
Just styler the. Biggest moment yeah man to to
respond with the Hyatt Slayton like just straight up factual
comment. What are you?
Doing He was looking that up. That's why he was quiet for so
long. Let's get deleted that and come
with a Dick joke. We just lost Malik Neighbors
junior. Come on, Tyler, we set you up.
Neighbors touchdown here is, dare I say, the nuts.
Everything we need. Neighbors is fully loaded and
ready to do Tyler's breathe to go any second now down bad.
It's brutal. There he is again.
Man is that another nut shot? Knee shot is.
He not wearing a cup. So Neighbors in Wandell both
have 10 catches at the stage. Neighbors has about twice as
many yards if you would have thought.
Dude, he looks so. Mondo looks so big next to it.
You guys neighbors up to 11 catches for 111 in this game.
He's like the legitimately like a top five pick in the
resurrection. Yeah, you're right.
Well. He should he.
Should be like maybe the one O 3 like I mean it's crazy he's.
This is are you taking rice over him?
I'm taking, I'll take neighbors, I think.
Yeah, neighbors. I'm taking.
I'm taking a victory lap on that number.
It feels, it feels. It already looks.
It already looks better. Well, Steph said 10.
I said 10. Victory lap.
And I'll I'll, I'll change my score from an 8.9 to A10 if he
scores a touchdown here. We're all going to Tennessee.
Second most in NFL history through four games.
Tyler's ChatGPT ING a neighbor's chat.
I know Tyler's been very quiet. Come.
On Perfect Dick Joe. Tyler, I think we, we, I know
because like at this point, it's been so long, like he didn't
have the, the quit. So now he's got to really come
up and hammer it. I feel like he's like he's doing
a lap or something. I don't know, no.
He'll he'll. I think we'll get something.
Yeah. See, I like Samuel's comment.
You think that Neighbors is more volatile than Rice, but in
reality his targets negate. That I think that's probably
right. I think that's also probably
right. It's crazy, Tyler.
Oh, Tyler's so bad. How's are, are you like, are you
stuck? Is he behind?
Is he like really behind? He might be behind.
Unplug Tyler and plug him back
in. Well, like.
I don't think Tyler smokes. He's not high.
Man Slayton, what a bum. Every Slayton target's such a
waste when you have somebody like hide it on your.
Team. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Patting you. You bet better, man.
You bet the time with the time I logged on.
Yeah. You made a comment about Slayton
right at the Dick catch moment. You.
Your alibi is a different
comment dude. Another field goal.
No, these guys have played the commanders too many times.
Yeah, but the commanders are actually winning this year.
Well, they beat them by kicking 6 field goals.
There's 7 field goals on them, so the Giants think they can win
games by kicking 7 field goals. Well, it might work against the
Cowboys all. Right.
I'm going to order our rooting interest for us here.
I think the first thing we want is just the simple 6 yard catch
from Jake Ferguson. We clear that one, then we get a
little check down to Rico for about 14 yards, we ship that one
and then we get a bomb from Dad to Tolbert for a touchdown.
And then we all order Taco. Bell wait, Turpin.
We need Turpin too. We do need Turpin too, but.
Well, not for Taco Bell, but just for for money.
I can't believe Turpin has not gotten in touch.
I felt good about that. I did too.
I would have been in on it it. Was a fun one.
That was a fun one. We'll see.
I mean, it's one, it's like one thing, 'cause these explosives
so. Yeah, I mean, the game's close,
so they might pull out something wacky.
You know, it's not like it's a blowout, so anything is still on
the table. Turpin cost you a crunch wrap,
Gretsch. I know man.
If if Turpin if Turpin and Dak hit on that one.
You definitely have to order Taco Bell.
Yeah I will look for any reason to order Taco Bell.
I love that find 4 store apply to me has no idea that the ship
cast going on My shut up nerd comment has 81 likes.
Everyone here has got it, liked it, fantastic.
Man. These these.
Giants field goals though, of like not making the Cowboys feel
like they have to. Chuck sucks.
I just don't know how many deep shots we're.
Going to get. We just went over buying 4's
initial tweet which had 88 likes.
We are now at 89 Likes on the On the Shut Up turn.
What was the original tweet? I missed this.
You said the NFL is the most unwatchable product ever.
Would love to see how it would go fantasy, but it didn't exist.
We just went over, we just, we just ratioed him, which I, I
don't know. I just think it's fucking
hilarious. Oh, I think that's hilarious.
His his response or my response to that and like form is that
one gift where the person's like where I'm like mad and then I'm
like, but I'm having the only reason I'm having such a good
time tonight is because of my gambling going well.
It's not our fault that it makes the sweat better.
Tyler Guyton, like in his headshot looks like really
skinny and then they, you know, he's like an offensive tackle or
whatever, so. He's huge.
Like if you I forgot, like he's a big boy.
I mean, in fairness, it's tough to.
It's a tough position to come out of the gate and start as a
rookie. Yeah.
Ferg or Ferg, there it. Is Ferg Ferg all right?
You ship it. Literally spent.
The first thing was Ferg. Yes, you did.
That's it, man, you did. That's the first one right
there. The 1st.
One and it's crystal ball. Clip it.
That's probably the one I don't. Have boom.
So that's the half time. It's the first of the half
times, 2nd in inches. Here's Dowdle.
You said the second thing. Was Dowdle?
Yeah. The second part is this is
Dowdle. So there's the Burg.
Yep, here comes the Dowdle. 2nd in inches.
This has to be Dowdle. Hit it.
Go all right. All right, there's about.
There you go. Holy.
Shit. OK, how many more yards?
Pete, go play the lottery tonight.
All right, So we we're up to 46. So we just need 8 yard because
we have it at 53 1/2. All right, so they need more
rushing attempts. How about 1 here?
No. No.
More Ferg. And then Ferg is bawling and you
got. The wall, got it.
How do we do we also. Need the DAX.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was like, we still need Dax yards.
How far is he? Yeah.
So DAX up to two O 6. I don't know if that includes
this most recent one or not. I think it does. 270 we need.
Tolbert on that, but at least that's correlated.
Just get the Tolbert, we might get the deck all right.
Dowdle's still in looks. Like a conclusion.
Culver in the slot. Slot Here's Dowdle.
Go Dowdle. Dowdle's the fun man.
Yes, he is. He's balling.
OK, OK, there it is. He's 2 yards away.
We're getting that. Wow.
He's hit both of these. Halftime ones would be real.
Nice, that'd be so sick. Feel good a man can be more than
a stick he's having a hard time that he.
Needs at the moment. We we put the spotlight on him.
I'm sorry we missed your moment, buddy.
Speak soft. I'm not sorry.
You know what? You.
Carry a big stick. Oh no, that was dumb.
That was. Yeah.
Mr. TD says thanks guys, hit my 4 picks.
You're welcome, Mr. TD. Love it.
Yeah. Champion is just pick em.
In states where it's not allowed to be pick em.
It's a It's all. The entries get pulled, but
their algorithm still hits you close to the expected payout.
Yeah, it's just a slightly different version of pick em.
Bomb. Let's go.
Let's. Go Tolbert.
Yes. Tolbert we need.
He's there. No, that's it.
It's going. To be.
Close and. He's 5 off Fuck.
One more Tolbert catch and man, the Dax stuff's going to be
close. Too.
He'll get there. Dax's going to get there.
Shit, we need the Tolbert. To Tiger Dax's only two O 6.
No 221. OK.
All right, let's go, Rico.
Dowdel. Dowdel.
There it. Is there?
We go get it this. That was the best.
One I've seen. Him do yet another one.
He's getting better. See he.
Looks pretty. Practice Dowdel looks pretty.
Good. All right, let's go.
Dowdel is looking good. I mean, come on now.
Vaguely. Look at all this green and ice
guys. He's.
Looking. He's looking pretty competent
guys. He's looking pretty competent
guys. All we need is competent.
That's the play. Pat wrote it up this offseason.
We need competent. I had someone in the chat going.
Should have taken Saquon instead of dabble, dude.
Yeah, you were right. Yeah, good goal.
They went in a little bit. Different spots of.
The draft now, Now you should have taken, Saquon said.
I wish I I wish I took. Who would it be?
I don't know. Alvin Kamara over Bucky Irving
too, now. That I'm out of.
That Have you done that dude? Yeah, I should have played.
That a different way. He's not looking, but he looks
OK. And then look.
Oh no, that's Deuce. Oh my God.
No one knows what's happening. Dude, Cameron, it is so good for
Deuce. He's getting mistaken for a full
back tonight. I mean that is.
I know it's truly huge. We hit both of the half time.
We had three half times. What was the other half time?
Is it dead? No, the other is just the
touchdown bomb. 10 the touchdown yeah, yeah, touchdown bomb we
haven't gotten either, but we hit both the three leg half but
the but it's I love that it's Tolbert, man, I love that it's
Tolbert. I can't.
Believe we've hit 3/3. Leggers already tonight.
This is beautiful the we hit. Believe I didn't have the.
Core. In the first half and then half
time, Tolbert's in. Two of those cooks in motion.
Tolbert's open, dude. Oh, he has.
They're going to kick a field goal.
Dude, this. We need that.
We need the quick neighbours. Tuddy still.
Yeah, this got tricky. We need the quick neighbours,
Tuddy. We need the Giants to go ahead.
Yeah, we really do. Yep.
This is a bum fuel really wasn't open.
I just really want him to throw it at home.
I mean DAK does like tight window throws so.
We needed a tuddy there. The kicker's too good, that's
the problem. Because that would have really
pushed the Giants if they scored a touchdown there and then maybe
like neighbors scores a quick. TV then yeah, quick touchdown
would. Be.
I mean, they still need a touchdown.
The five legger for my Taco Bell depends on Dak getting another
like 60 passing yards. 50 passing yards there.
You got it pulled up. Honestly, a touchdown would
would be because we have the Dowdle stuff.
So it's just it's real clean. We just need a touchdown and
then DAC to have to pass. We have to get a touchdown
though. Yeah, but I don't know if he
gets 50 passing yards because they will only need a field goal
and Aubrey can make it from 79 yards.
They might well, but what if they go for two and?
Make a Giants score. Yeah, 2320.
So then we go to overtime. Yeah, I like.
That now we're that now we make some.
Bells 2323 overtime. That's why you take overs.
I must say I I do not like unders.
I've I've learned like at all. I've learned that it's.
Great if you don't watch the game, but if you're going to
stream the game, unders are not very fun.
I I had to pit my stomach all last week with every time
Taekwon Thornton was on the field.
It was a very good call. It was a very good bet to
include and I had no fun at all. No fun with no.
No fun because he got way too many targets, Yeah.
I mean I'll order something if we if we hit it.
Y'all can tell me what I need to order.
I'll let the chat or something like vote.
I mean, I think all of us. I mean a neighbor.
I'll shotgun a beer if we get a neighbor's.
House If I had a beer, I would shotgun one.
I'll, I'll be completely honest, I'm not fucking ordering Taco
Bell tonight no matter what happens, but I shotgun.
Oh, well then I'm not ordering if you're not.
I was only. I mean, I, I feel comfortable
saying this, why Gretch is not here.
There's no goddamn way I'm ordering Taco Bell tonight.
I was just trying to be a team player.
I If I was, if I was drunk, I'd be all about it.
Yeah, I'm, I'm oddly excited for that Falcons Bucks game next
week in Atlanta. It seems like it should be a
good game theoretically. What do we think that total is?
I'm gonna guess 48 1/2 too low. You taking the over or under on
that If I get I hung that early line I.
Don't know. Not the way this season's going.
Bucks Falcons. Yeah, I'm taking the under.
Yeah, Thursday night, the under's probably the play.
Yeah, you have to take an under on Thursdays.
The team keeps calling me out for never ordering Taco Bell.
I don't have a bong anymore guys.
I can't take a bong RIP. I gave mine to my ex.
I wear tacos. It's not always Taco Bell, OK?
And I'm still getting over my COVID cough.
I still it is not going away yet.
Ma'am. All right.
Neighbors, let's go. Oh no, that's just a.
Reason it's just my it did look like it.
Was my my sharpie for my 8.9? Oh man.
That was bad. Come on, Giants, you got to push
it. Stocks, that deck's not going to
get pushed. I mean it could just hand it to
neighbors, like just get the ball in the seasons.
You see a singletary's rush line that I just saw on the screen,
13 for 22 yards tonight. Hey, we're against him in the
main, so 4th. Down.
I am really OK with that. Gretch, is that Taco Bell that
you just I heard? I heard Pete sell me out while I
was peeing. I said I'm going to go get some
pizza. I've been hungry for hours, man.
I'm going to go get some pizza. No, I had a big dinner, so I
was. What happened?
Well, you guys seemed really depressed in the first play.
That's not going to get pushed. What happened?
The giant, I mean, what the giant sock it just.
They just, it was just like when I played like Nome was open and
they threw it out of bounds and it's just kind of.
It's kind of a bummer. Danny can't make Dimes.
Wandell Man, great call. Going back to him.
I was kind of scam. I was just like we are.
I kind of wanted to dine and dash Wandel.
But I, I do think there's something to like, something
that's been proven to work already in the game and then the
team just wanted to go back to it.
Especially with like like the Cowboys don't really care if
Wandel catch. The defense doesn't want to take
that away. Exactly.
They're not. They're not talking at halftime
about how do we eliminate Wandell.
They're talking about everything else.
They did not mention his name once.
They didn't mention his name. God, this is scary.
Well, you got there. They're doing better at stopping
them running this game though, I will give them that.
That's true. So that's probably what they're
talking about during halftime and everything else.
Tyler, don't you have some YouTube to go watch in between
as you multitask? Yeah, I thought you were just
like, living your life, dude. Yeah, man.
What does that mean? I don't understand that comment
actually. Was your big name.
Was your big dinner named Neighbors?
Did I eat my neighbors? This is the wittiest guy I know
and he is struggling to. Go neighbors.
Yeah, cannibalism isn't where I would go with that.
Yeah, Historical anomalies wants to know, is it a Mexican pizza?
This is, I don't know, some kind of frozen pepperoni pizza,
Christian. It's a Dick sucking joke guys.
What is that play call? What is that?
Play call on 2nd and 6th. Jesus.
It's like he's trying to run all the clock out and score at the
last minute. Somehow I feel like Day Ball
wants to kick a field goal here. I mean, if you have Parsons
running at you though like that, it's hard to.
I know, I just feel like you should be throwing like
everyone. He has to throw fast.
And now you're going to have a fourth and six.
Well, Danny doesn't do the best against the Cowboys.
You know you don't have the best record.
Juan. Oh, come on.
Come on. There's no fucking flag.
Stop looking for it. Are they going to?
They have to go for it here. Oh man, Wandell, you got to
catch that. One that was.
Just. That was yeah, there's, he just
missed that. What?
What is he looking at there? Damn.
Come on neighbors, pull a rabbit out of your hat.
Oh no, who's down? What is this hat McCarthy's
wearing? So we've given Tyler a bunch of
a. Bunch of shit tonight he
deserves. He was, he was.
He did a bad thing today. Why didn't say something nice?
When I got Taipei with with Tyler in New York, he was like,
yo, we got to get the royal Thai dumplings, which I've never
heard of and probably never would have worked in my life.
All those were really good. And they're incredible.
That was a fun meal. That was a fun meal.
Fun meal. That was after the Underdog
Cardio Club event last summer. Yeah, 2020.
Three, I like dumplings. They're good.
Royal Thai dumplings are really the purple.
I don't know what's in my favorite thing about Thai food,
which I absolutely love is like, I never know, like what's
happened? I'm like what?
Everything about this is delicious, but I don't like, I
can't like figure out why. Cuz all the flavors are, you
know, I'm just like not used to them.
So that dish is a very quintessential example of that,
I would say. Yeah, what else would the?
The cocktails we had at that place were really good, too.
Yeah, that place was good. Where was it?
This was in New York. Yeah, Brooklyn, I think we were.
New York's got good food. No, it was Brooklyn.
Yeah, There's a place I've been to.
That's the thing. It's a place I've been to
several times before that, but I just, like, didn't know about
the royal Thai dumplings move. All right, see, Tyler's got a
handmade pasta place for me in San Diego.
Send me the name Tyler. Handmade sounds like another
Sounds like a hand job joke. Yeah, yeah.
It'll. Cost your new decent food in
Dallas if you guys ever come visit.
Is the food? Is the food in Dallas good?
Yeah, we've got a lot of good restaurants.
I'll be in, I'll be in Dallas in in December.
Oh, Willie. Yeah, for the dog walk.
There's a lot of. Oh yeah, I want to see if I can
sneak in just to hang out with everybody.
I'll break you. Let me or not.
You great man. Yeah, I'll create a distraction.
Yeah, Rodman. Yeah, I remember, I remember.
The I mean I I was going to just ask hope but that your way might
work better. That your your way might work
better, but you don't want to at least give me attempt a
distraction. I mean, I'm, I'm pretty good at,
you know, just sneaking in 'cause I'm sure once I'm in
there though, they, they may. Write down with.
Me that seems incorrect to me because there's no, there's no
like 1 sidekick anymore or anything.
I guess I don't even know on sidekick.
So it's a dumb coming. You go for it though, right?
Yes. Are you guys just there for the
night? Come on.
Oh, come on. Oh, they're calling a catch.
He they're saying he didn't get his other foot in, which I don't
think he did. Yeah, Neighbors looks hurt.
And he got a different God. Damn it, what happened?
He got neighbors hurt on it in completion.
He's on a sideline. Oh, come on.
Man, he's had so many close calls tonight.
Dude, that's a. That's a catch.
Oh. That's a catch.
No, it's not. Because the ball.
Came out, the ball came out. Damn, the toes were.
Dude he had a miss on the 4th down that he should have caught
against Washington two weeks ago.
Late. Came down on the sideline.
He's probably. It's been his ankle that's been.
Falling, right? I mean, he might have fallen in
his head. That might be a concussion
thing. Yeah, it might be a concussion
thing. That's the worry.
'Cause he's not getting up, you know, risk you'd be getting up
he's. In a lot of pain, yeah.
Concussion thing, huh? Well, I don't know.
They wouldn't stand him up like that, I wouldn't think.
I don't know. Maybe just wind knocked out of
him. Let's hope maybe got hit in the
nuts again. Damn.
Well, it was still a very good night of pick comes.
Parsons on. The wait, and Parsons is hurt.
Fuck yeah. Yeah, he got hurt a while.
Ago. Why this is not good?
Here comes three Z carries. Yeah, maybe we'll get a third
and long. Yeah, at this point of the game
you hope for like a third and long broken play.
Well, if they hold into a field goal.
They're reporting on Parsons. Overtime the other way, we can
still get the 2323 if the Cowboys kick the field goal
first. No, I'm just seeing all these
alerts for Parsons being hurt, but I don't see anything popping
up for neighbors like on my main alerts.
So that's kind of good, baby. It's not as serious as it
looked. I mean how about a just a a
broken play with Turp in here? Defense gives up.
Jeez. Ben, it's exactly what you said.
They get up and then they just start handing to Elliot and
shit. They just showed Dowdle stats
and he only has 9 carries and I was shocked.
What was the one that that would have been a brutal sweat.
Now, now, now, the reports for new words are going.
To be great, what is what do they?
Say he's headed to the medical tent.
They're not saying any details. They're yeah, Jordan, Ronan
said. It was his face hit the the
ground hard so maybe concussion. He's.
Walking. I think this is pretty clearly a
concussion to me. Yeah, yeah.
Concussion. Helmets off.
Helmets off, Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 'cause he's not.
But he was laying on the ground. Too his.
Arms actually looked Yeah, I agree.
Did he do the sensor of the the fencing?
Right. God damn it, I don't think
there's any. They're not looking at any other
body part nothing. I mean, it's, I think it's
pretty clear. Yeah, he's walking.
They got the 1st so shit he. Looks short.
I took Cowboys 5 1/2 for stealing lines and then it moved
to five. I'm going to fucking lose that
line that bad. Do you think you can get a field
goal here? I mean, maybe that's the thing.
I'm one thing I'm thinking is maybe I'll get a late goal.
I don't know, Z can't do anything and they keep handing
him the ball for some reason. Yeah, and then they'll kick like
a 60 yarder with Aubrey. So it's it's.
It's. Live, Yeah.
So we ended up doing 33 leggers, 25 leggers in that one TD bomb.
And so the we hit the 33 leggers and then just missed the bombs,
the 25 legs and the touchdown one.
But still a very nice ROI night on the on the pickams.
This stuff sucks, obviously, but.
You feel like this. They're not doing this in 10
weeks. You know.
They have to justify bringing Zeke over though.
Yeah, they have to justify it today, but I don't know if they
have to justify it in December. I.
Just don't know, I don't trust their logic.
They're definitely in. Let's throw so much shit against
the wall and see what works. But I mean this game dudes CD
love key. Yeah, they're, they're just
trying to shoot it out right now, which was the Cavante
Turpin thesis, by the way. And I'm so surprised that
because that's that's really what I thought is like they're,
they're throwing so much shit at the wall.
They will use Turpin in this game.
Yeah, they used in the last two weeks they've in.
Retrospect, they they already threw that shit at the wall.
They need new shit to throw and that's they need new shit.
Yeah, but they don't like do creative plays.
Honestly, next week like take the over on Brandon Cook's
carries, Take Brandon Aubrey to get handoffs.
Brandon Aubrey out of the. Backfield yeah.
Holy shit. They don't do new plays though,
they just do new people. Like they don't come up with
anything creative in the playground, they just give it to
other people. No, there's no way.
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Levitan tweeted a photo, apparently.
We need a time management rant. I don't know.
I cannot see the game that well from where I'm sitting, so I'm
sure of one of the coaches did something bad.
Yeah, I'm actually not paying any attention.
I'm eating my dinner and stop. Was it the timeouts before the
two and? The ring those.
Were fine. There's nothing wrong with time
management right now. They let the two-minute wind
down instead of calling timeouts.
They don't have any timeouts. What are you talking about?
And they called their timeouts terribly earlier, I guess, is
what people are saying. OK, I didn't pay enough
attention to that. He goes, oh, never mind, because
we're out of timeouts. I thought there was something
very insignificant. Out of a chicken or the egg?
Yeah, he's. Like, I don't know, I'm good,
all right, get stuff. So they kick a field goal.
Yes, yes, I'm going to win my bat.
We're going to get a 22nd field goal here.
They're not going to go for it on 4th, They're going to kick
this. I don't know.
They better kick it. There's a.
Best kicker? OK, maybe it's a fake.
No, they got to just take these points and then kick off and
then you're good. Of course.
OK, snap it. Oh my God, he missed it.
He missed it. Oh.
Shit, that was a horrible. There.
Goes the there goes the just the sliver of overtime equity, too.
That was like a 40 yard. Just call the timeout.
McCarthy rushed him on the field.
Honestly, you got like Justin Tucker out there man.
You got to be fucking kidding me.
I just lost that goddamn bet because of a fucking 40 yard
kick. That's call the timeout.
McCarthy had timeouts. Call the timeout.
Now we can about the time management.
I mean it looks super rushed. They're really low on the on the
play clock. You just call the time out, let
them set up. I hope they fucking lose.
Let's go. Dude.
Wanda looks so small jumping up for that ball.
And he passes like longer than 10 yards.
He's a disaster. I mean dude, man, if Wandell
doesn't leave his feet for that. Well, he kind of has to because
he's very small. Not as Danny's.
I know, but with that guy jumping if he would have just
kept running. Oh.
Yeah, he's neighbors, has a concussion, they're saying.
Neighbors has a concussion. Jeez. 40 fucking yarder.
I can't believe you missed that kick.
That was so annoying. I mean, it's one of those, I
think he's just been so good that his took it for granted,
you know, did it go through the process like they should?
Well, it was super low on the snap on the play clock.
He, like McCarthy, has three timeouts.
There's no fucking reason and he shouldn't have taken time out.
Well, he's a terrible coach. Other than the fact that he's
Mike McCarthy, yeah, that's. That's a big reason.
Get it, Catch it, Jalen Hyatt. Row it so my God I can make a
play on the ball. Well.
That's not really his thing, though, Pete.
That's not really. He's not into that.
I love the Cowboys. Begging to Moss that dude.
Well, you know what it's it's not.
You know, we our brains are wired to like nitpick the things
we didn't get right. But fellas, it was a great,
great night to. Pick and the Cowboys.
Was a great night and the. Cowboys won.
Hell yeah, there you go. We gave away $300.00.
We'll be back next week. What for Bucks?
What was that play on the ball? Is he getting pulled from
behind? Maybe a little bit, yeah.
Should have thrown the flag. I hate these Cowboys hats.
I mean, they would. Have thought that.
The plat is ugly. Yeah, the hats look like
something like your mom. I hate you're a Cowboy fan.
Gets you for Christmas because she's like, ah, I saw these at
JC Penney's and you're like, mom, I don't like this hat it
looks. Like all the JC Penney's.
Band leader or something like I, I just don't.
What's the style? I don't.
When was that ever cool? It's like the preppy style I
think. Well, it's now where the.
Dicks is there for. Cancer.
Oh, it's for. Cancer.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he didn't.
Have to make that for cancer there.
They could have made a better hat that doesn't, yeah.
Now I. Feel like aren't aren't they
supposed to be like? Pink.
Yeah, make a better hamster hat guys.
Like serious. They have had some cool pink
stuff in years. Back Oh, I actually wasn't
making fun of that. I was making fun of one with the
the fucking. Oh, I like that style hat.
All right. Anything else for you guys
before we had this hit the end button here?
No, we won all the bets. We made fun of cancer.
We've done everything we could do tonight.
Steph, everyone needs to check out your article.
It's not. The framing I would choose.
Zach, if you're making the high you had.
A good night, guys. Steph leg up.
Check the article. Anything else?
At article we'll have rankings up.
We got write ups up of all the games for Sunday, Monday there.
You go. Gradually have your questions,
ask me. I'll have the rest of my bets
were stealing lines up so you can lose those when people miss
51 yard kicks. Thanks to Maker who just paid
$2.00 to tell me that I was wrong to say it was. 41 yards.
Also input volatility and yeah, good shit.
There you go, Pat you. Just going to go change the
title of the walkthrough since Nico Collins probably going to
play this week and we'll have that out tomorrow.
And then yeah, check out, check out the walk through.
Check out the quick slants for the Sunday night, Monday night
games. Check out Steph's article.
Check out an article that Sacrilegious had out on the site
talking about advance rate through three weeks, how hard
you need to freak out if you don't have the best advance rate
and rest of season rankings. Weekly rankings will be updated
through Sunday. Legendaryupside.com.
Don't read that article if you don't want to freak out.
It was, yeah. I was hoping for, you know,
less. You're hoping for less stress?
Yeah. That that's not what his data
showed. I was about to go read it.
I'm glad you kind of warned me. Yeah, don't.
Don't. Really I'll be till tomorrow the
I have all my DFS shows tomorrow, so I'll do a
DraftKings show with JM at one Underdog show with the Badge
Bros at 2:30 and then I'll have my video on the Deposit Kingdom
channel on battle Royale plays coming out later.
Appreciate all of you. Thank you to producer Nick and
the Hopper. Congratulations to JD in 34 on
winning the $300.00. Shout out to Underdog for
sponsoring the ship cast and taking care of us with these
giveaways. And yeah, we'll see you guys
next week for Falcons and Bucks Peace.