The ship cast, we got Browns and who's playing?
Jeez. And blanking already, Steelers.
The total is plummeting, but fear not, we got a fun show on
tap for you tonight. We got Mark Sessler.
You guys know him from Heed the Call.
Now under the underdog umbrella. He's going to be swinging by in
the second quarter to talk Browns.
We got Nez from the badge rows. Talking Steelers in the
second-half. As always, Steph Miller with the
high stakes roundup. And most importantly, we have
been deep in the lab with Pick Em.
We are ready to get off the schneid, get the monkey off our
back. We even split the core.
We have two cores. 2 cracks at unlocking an $800 giveaway to
Underdog for one of you guys in the chat tonight.
It's the ship cast. Let's do it.
It's the ship cast. The ship cast.
We got some fun Pick Em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires 'cause we know ball. You're going to lose anyway
probably, so just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch. Everyone scorcher watch.
Oh no. The pickups aren't hitting.
The. Other way you cook.
You guys want to make some more pickups Jump?
Back. Baby, I'm emotionally invested.
I just want to be clear, no one is.
Asking you to. Watch the game, we're just
asking you to watch. All right, fellas, we are live
Steelers. Have the ball.
How we feeling? Feeling good.
Great. Yeah.
Oh, look at that. Attempt did you guys see that
opening kick? I mean it was like low and and
horrible. I was like, oh, that's, that's
going out of bounds. And then it like stayed in it
didn't I mean, we played this a little bit through the weather
we got, we got all these different pick UMS.
I don't know I this is going to be an AFC North game.
That's how we're playing. A Naji.
A Naji Harris attempt I don't believe we have.
Any didn't we take the attempts? You didn't take the attempts on
him. Not on Naji.
I think I was. Maybe in a rough draft for a
second, but. Not it was in a rough draft.
OK, never mind. We did so many I I forgot to
take that out of my memory. Yeah.
We got warns in that's that is good for us.
We got warn yards. Look at.
This. Yes, Yeah, it's Warren.
All right, actually what we're talking about.
All right. Yeah, let me let me get this
pulled up here so we can show people.
So the the Warren rushing yards we have in this main core here.
So this is like a fade, Browns No Jerry Judy TD Hopkins lower
than 5 1/2 kicking points and then Jalen Warren higher than 39
1/2 rushing yards. And then in the five leg version
of that, we actually brought the Jalen Moran down in that one
back to 32 1/2 and then added David Najoku reception and then
we got a Naji. Harris go, Washington.
Is that Darnell? Yeah, that's Darnell got.
Him. OK, speak of the depth.
Take the yards or the catch. The Yards.
We took 10 1/2 yards. He got five there, but we need
another catch now. But that's helpful.
That is helpful. So and then the other core is
actually Jalen Warren receiving yard.
So we kind of split the rushing and the receiving there.
It had Pickens. We actually slid him down, used
the sliders in the other direction and then Nick Chubb
higher than 14 1/2 rushing attempts.
So we were deep in the lap trying to play these out from a
game script angle. Got some prices we liked and a
good start here. Yeah, there.
There's another 5 legger there with Washington that I don't
think you showed yet. The that one.
We have three different receiving overs and we just got
a Washington catch and a Pickens catch to help this one.
This is a you know, Browns are able to score a couple
touchdowns, Chubb runs a lot and Steelers have to throw a little
bit. Maybe a Browns early defensive
touchdown or something. We were thinking on this one.
We. Joke.
Oh, they. Just brought in fields for 3rd
and one we if we could have got fields rushing we would have
been on on the fields rushing. Train for sure.
That would have been fun. Was that, was that not in the
lobby, Gretch? It wasn't in the lobby now.
We talked about it a little, but it wasn't in.
He's he's got what, 2 tight ends alongside him?
What's going on with this? Formation.
And Patterson flexed out Why? Well, that's.
Patterson OK oh, they got false start.
OK, who's 83? 83 is I think it's Hayward.
It's whichever Hayward, Connor Hayward.
I think Casey Hayward is the defender.
They're brothers, right? Steelers have.
Both of them. Oh, that was Washington on the
left side there, Yeah. He's too excited about his next
catch. Yeah, I'm stoked.
These are the the other one, the other five legger that you
showed Pete. We were pretty excited about
Pat. Oh, who's?
That flyer move. Oh, there we go.
Pat, you mentioned. Didn't we do a Naji first down?
What did we do? We did a naji first down.
We have it. Yeah, we got it.
OK. This was this is the one where
you brought up the Jameis sack thing.
We are kind of playing it against the Browns.
Pete, you didn't really necessarily love the way the
Browns are going to look today. And I think we all really agreed
on that. But you were you're saying that
we so we have the Hopkins under or lower, we have the Injoku
reception because he loves all the dump offs.
The the Jameis sacks correlates with the kicking point, more
subtle correlation there that sacks kill drives.
You're not going to get 6 kicking points out of a game
where Jameis takes 4 plus sacks right usually.
And then Pete at the end you brought down that the slider
down Warren's rushing yards you mentioned, which is probably
already about to hit because we already, we also had this Naji,
Jerry, Judy first down that you had pointed out in the Rivals as
a fun one. We know Naji gets kind of there
their short yardage stuff. We're already kind of fading
Judy with the weather. If Naji wins this Warren.
I mean you're playing both the the Steelers running backs, but
you don't want to play Warren massive with Naji also looking
good. It's AI mean.
This is this is my favorite slip of the year.
I'm fired. Up.
This one's really fun. Yeah, this one's so fun.
It tells such a good story, it's amazing.
I know the win or lose, this is our our best slip.
I think best five leg for sure. We're gonna we're gonna have a
Hopkins field go attempt that. We're sweating super hard at
some point. Yeah, I already see that in our
future. We got the wind.
We got the wind root. For the doink.
Yeah. So how many?
What's the We're spotted two first downs to Judy.
Yeah, yeah, he's got to get 2 to break even.
Warren's in for this third and three.
That's nice for me, but not great for us.
Where's the rough sack? What are they going to do here?
Because he just took. That's a big sack.
This now becomes a long field goal.
They can't go for it either. He's got to get rid of that ball
in a windy game. They're going to probably kick
this. It's going to be like A50 yarder
right away now. I guess they trust Boswell so
much this year they're probably going to let him RIP it.
Now this is going to be like a 55 yarder.
How long is this going to be I? Thought it was.
Like, I don't know, they're going, they're going to kick it.
They're going to let him RIP it, man.
This is Sean has been picking up Boswell on a lot of our FFPC
teams throughout the year. So I have a lot of Boswell 58
yards. This would be big.
You need. The weather cap.
I missed it. See, that's I told John I was
like, hopefully Boswell makes a couple kicks, but.
It's going to be tough. I don't know about that attempt,
man. I that's good for our sweat.
We don't want, we don't want field goals.
Right. Although I don't like the Browns
with a short field position. There.
Well, that helps the one five leg, that's the one thing we got
going there. We need them to score TD
probably, but they establish it here.
Get an early touchdown. Yeah, you like that?
I got a proposition for you guys.
We didn't talk about this earlier, but we decided to do 2
cores. First time we've ever done that.
You mentioned 800, but to the winner, I was thinking as you
said that after we started, after we already went live, we,
we decided to go to two cores maybe because we split the
cores, we should split the pot and have two winners if we're.
Only if we hit both cores. I don't think we can do that.
If we hit, if we have both cores, then we can split the
pot. 400 each. OK, I was just thinking.
But one core gets 1. You know what I mean?
Like that's, that's the way I think about it.
That's. That's fair.
Or, or we can do what I did for my Deposit Kingdom giveaway.
So we had three finalists and they all came on and did a head
to head to head underdog draft for that week and then the and
then the winner took it all so we could basically.
Have like all three. You got the third one.
Yeah, they all all three came on.
One of the guys that's blanking out his name right now, he was
at the ship chasing meet up a couple years ago and came up and
and met all of us. But yeah, we we could let's
cross that bridge when we get there.
Yeah, sure. I like I like the idea of having
more winners on the big, the big prize.
Yeah, So I like what you're saying, Pat, if you have two
winners, you pay out two winners.
I was thinking because we split it the, the like we're we're
saying the, the right, the win is less special or something.
So you get less money, you get half.
We'll share. No, it's I don't think so.
BCC we we shouldn't even be talking about the Google Sheet.
We got a long ways to go to a. Long way to go for the Google
seat. Long way to go.
But yeah, exciting a good. Drive though.
We got some good stuff on that drive that we needed.
Yeah, encouraging start. Has the chat?
I haven't had the chat up yet. Are they talking about how
courageous we are for taking overs in this game?
Is that the chat giving us our flowers for that?
I told you guys before I'm ready to fight the chat tonight If we
we got some, you know, some heat that we don't know ball.
We we we've been losing a bunch. I, I mean, we got in the lab
tonight, our slips tell some some fucking.
Stories. They do tell some stories.
I have a little afternoon coffee.
I'm feeling feisty. I'm ready to get, I'm ready to
take the chat on. I'm just I'm announcing it
early. You know what's so funny too, is
there's a juxtaposition between. So like on Twitter, the trolling
is like, you know, don't just take all hires like how you got
turn them on guys, take some lowers and then in the chat or
in the ship chasing discord, it'll be like God fading Jerry
Judy not scoring a touchdown. It's going to be miserable
tonight. It's like, yeah, guys, those.
Sweats are miserable on other side, but what is less miserable
in general? But the ship chasing chat is
right because they know these are the people that are gonna be
watching this with us. They get.
It but they understand, you know on Twitter they're just like
give me winners dude, take unders.
Like no. Here's how about this.
I can just take lowers cuz you cuz it might give you an inch.
I will not listen to your advice until you fire up a three and a
half hour stream betting all lowers that you publicly post.
Yeah, and then I get to see that entry and then I get to cover
the chat and troll the shit out of you for 3 1/2 hours on.
Your own we do that. Whatever goes on.
Should we pick a day like a week 17 or a week week like like kind
of cash week type of type of thing?
Exactly. Lowers week.
Can't wait to be broke, drunk and Geo guessing the capital of
Bangladesh. I legitimately forgot about that
until I I told you guys last week I had legit blackout Pryor
but I saw the high. Always going to black out on
YouTube. Yeah, it's great.
After last week's show, when Jacob came on and he was like,
so spell Kyrgyzstan and I was like watching myself struggle
with it and I was like, you idiot, I can I can spell
Kyrgyzstan. Oh man, I didn't even get that
right. That's that's brutal.
Anyway all. Right third and 12th for the
Browns. This feels like a Winston Sack.
Speaking of Google Maps, did you guys know how close the Brown
stadium is to the lake? Like they always talk about
that, but they like built the parking lot as a pier on to the
lake. Well, I saw a a overhead view of
it. That's a that's a fun Google
Maps. The the the stadium's like
literally on the lake. Huh.
That's wild. There we go, Punk coming up.
Perfect. Yeah, we got a chub 2nd and 10
rush attempt there, which they threw to Ninjoku on 1st.
A couple short passes on a rush attempt.
I feel good, feel good about that.
We had toyed with some Ford stuff.
You guys were talking about that for a bit when I had stepped
out. What what are the what angles
had you guys talked about with Ford?
I forget. Ford combined receiving rushing
was the angle we were thinking about.
But was in the coach speak Index discord and he had a comment
where they talked about how they, Sabanski had said they
basically had this game on on their minds when they were
eliminating Chubb's usage last week a little bit.
So he thought there was actually a decent chance with the
weather, if the game was close, that they might ride Chubb a
little bit more. And then Chubb, you know, he's
been not good since his return, but he hasn't been like so bad
that they would stop using him. So we're like, yeah, he'll
probably get work if the game plays out a certain way.
So we've got the 11 of the cores assumes that the Browns are
incompetent and the other doesn't.
So in that in that type of. Browns are going to get a first
down here. Or is that part of the return?
During the kick, the gunner just ran him out of out of bounds,
like 20 yards out of bounds and threw him over and I'm pretty
sure he said during the kick. He did first down.
That is a. Brutal, Brutal.
Penalty. That's a so that's that really
sucks. So Tom, we are going to get more
Chubb rushing times here because they they tried to.
Throw out a field goal. No, no, we don't.
That's bad. Wait, they're going to
commercial? Are we sure that was during the
kick? Now that's what I'm wondering.
I thought they just showed Winston still in his like coat
on the sideline, was that Winston?
Usually I think those are considered during the return,
even if it's, you know, sort of before the kick.
You ran them out of bounds right away.
I wonder if the chat could. Did you hear it, Pat?
I don't have the sound on. I heard during the kick, but I
didn't hear. Who's everyone says?
His pit ball, he said. He added it to the.
Added to the. End of the kick Add the end of
the kick. OK.
Thank you guys. Yeah, those are.
I've never seen that actual penalty on because that's like
part of the blocking for the return, even though it happens
right off the snap, you know? Right.
Yeah, once the once the ball hits his foot, Right.
Unless you're roughing the kicker.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think they just say it
like rough roughing the kicker will give you a first down.
This stuff out here is considered part of the return,
like, right. I think that's how they
delineate not really the timing of it, yeah.
That's right. So Pat, I saw you popped the
cherry on the playoff basketball content.
Are you? Is your How many drafts have you
done? I haven't done that many.
I've been done probably like 5 or 6.
But they're fun, man. You get back in at, you start to
the puzzle pieces start to fit back together.
You're like, Oh yeah, Bill's. When is?
I fun with lions and that kind
of thing. When Sidekick going to be ready?
Hopefully very soon. We're working out like a couple
kinks as we've got. You know, we had the R tool last
year, so we're bringing that over to the extension and stuff.
Yeah. And then just testing everything
to make sure it's behaving the way we want.
But we made a ton of progress over the last two days, so I'm
hoping, Yeah, I'm hoping very soon.
I'm hoping very soon, yeah. The chat mentioning we are going
to have a schedule update next week.
No ship cast. Ship cast falls on Thanksgiving
or Thursday does so we will be doing our annual Wednesday
spectacular. We actually got to get invites
out to our friends and buddies including Daigle.
What are you guys saying on Daigle this year?
Because last year he ghosted us in the year before he blacked
out which? Which Daigle do you think we get
this year? Good night.
This is like a real punchy, belligerent Daigle who logs
himself off at a reasonable time.
I think that maybe is what we get.
Doesn't stick around too late. Yeah, doesn't, doesn't pass that
on stream, comes in, gives us a bunch of shit and then just are.
They calling Darna Washington again in the neutral zone or
something? No, that one was Hayward.
I think Hayward was on the end of the line there.
Washington was inside of him. Unless it was Washington.
Oh yeah, yeah, that'll be fun. We got to get the the, the
Thanksgiving draft. We.
Always like to do the Google. Doc draft the thegretsch.com
draft I forgot. About I like Gretsch.
Dot com. Last year, because we always, we
always make some DraftKings lineups, we build some underdog
pick gums, we'll do some drafts. Brick better Brick's always the
the. Go to I invited in some.
Stuff. OK, good.
And then and then. Spags always has some kind.
He's always got the winners. Spags has the sleepers.
Yeah, right. Josh Reynolds.
Yeah, Josh Reynolds, that one. Time, yeah.
He had another one. He had a couple.
The cat.
We'll get the band back together.
That'll. Be I never like it.
I never like his sleeper at night.
No, no, no, they're gonna be. That's part bad.
I mean, whoever it is, I'm gonna be like.
Yeah, that'll be right. I'm gonna go look at the
schedule right now. I'll hold up my gross.
They're playing the Cowboys play.
It's gonna be Jonathan Mingo. It's gonna be Jonathan Mingo,
and then he's gonna score a touchdown.
I hate that so much. Make a man, Miss Russ.
I think it's important that I don't like it for us to for us
to keep the tradition going and and for it to hit.
Yeah. So we'll, we'll get, we'll shoot
out some invites in the next couple days and we'll get an
announcement out, but that'll I assume we'll go live like 88 PM
probably 8-30 maybe and we'll jam out for a few hours.
Yeah, those are always fun. Like you said, build a few DFS
line UPS, do some drafts, whatever it is.
That'll be a blast. Oh, we got a deep shot.
Yes, that is big Pickens, baby Pickens.
Like this dude is playing at a really high level.
Wilson is everyone's like Wilson's unlocked Pickens.
I mean, Wilson just throws the ball up to like.
Pickens. No Pickens has unlocked Wilson.
Right, that's exactly right. Yes, Pickens has unlocked
Wilson. And you know it, it speaks to
how well he's playing because when I saw that ball thrown and
I even knew it was a little under thrown, I'm just like,
Pickens is coming down with this.
Like he just comes down with anything in his vicinity right
now. So yeah, that was big.
We only need 50. We were hoping for one, you
know, nice sized catch we. Can we're?
Getting a lot of Jalen Warren so far.
And kids. Warren looks real good.
Yeah, flipping thing is happening in that backfield.
He. Looks shot out of the camp.
I'm I'm waiting till the the hires all hit so I can re troll
Leone who trolled us on the Jalen Warren higher on on.
Twitter so. Oh, he just said.
He just said Jalen Warren higher.
Shocking. But don't worry, he's going to
get the dunk of his life here. Oh God, yeah, they're both going
to hit. We got a rushing and receiving
right. Yeah.
Dude's playing every snap. All right, Naji, go get a first
down here. Second and six.
This is going to be a carry. They're going to set up third
and short. This is Arthur Smith, second and
six from the 42. If Arthur Smith called a pass
right there, I might have had to like, get a tattoo or something.
Can we please get some third and one carries for Naji?
He was trying real hard to set up third and three right there
and said he gets third and five because unfortunately his
running back is not very good. I was like, when this isn't just
a naughty thing or, you know, it happens to every kind of
committee running back, they kind of know they're going to
leave the field. I think I first saw this with
Ronald Jones where he would, he would do, you know, he'd run and
then he'd be like, I'm going to stay on, run.
I'm definitely staying on and kind of look around And then
they're like 3rd and 6th. Yeah, you know you.
Know yeah, you know, you're coming off.
This might be a warrant catch. Oh, no.
He had to pick up a blitz Calvin off Jefferson.
Dude, this is the. Exact same Jefferson.
Sucks. Amazing.
They're going to kick another bomb.
Oh, he said. Go.
They're going 4th and short. Gretch is that catch make you
regret cutting Van Jefferson? This year has been dude, Van
Jefferson has been the gift that keeps on giving for stealing
signals. Like on a weekly basis, I watch
all the games. This guy is seems like a great
guy by all accounts. For the record, he's just bad at
football and people keep playing him every year and he does bad
things all the time. And I get to just note in
Stealing Signals a few times a year that Van Jefferson's not
good. Who's that in the backfield?
I think Hayward again, they, they love his Hayward.
My God, they're doing. It's.
They're not. It's.
Using Fields smartly. He's such an edge rusher, and
they're doing like Josh Allen straight draws up the middle.
Why have they? What is this with Fields?
This is new. This doesn't make sense.
It's such a you. Do like a read option with
Fields where he either gives up the middle to a running back or
he runs around the edge. You don't do a straight QB draw
up the middle. What?
He's a straight line speed guy, get him.
Get him running around the end. Very weird.
It's like the worst thing it it it would have to suck so bad to
be fields on that stuff. It's like the final.
It's like, oh, so so I'm going to come in like definitely run
like you're not even going to like pretend that I might throw
like I'm just I'm just a running back and then the play called
like doesn't suit my skill set at all.
Great. This fucking sucks.
This sucks. And it also it just feels like
something you may be audible out of when you notice, like the air
box is stacked and it's like unless he's jumping in the air,
like if that's the thing, just like soar over it.
Like what are you asking? Him but, and I completely agree
with you, they should have audibled out of it, but the
coach field that was a good idea to put that into the playbook is
not going to audible, he thought.
That was a good call. He thought of QB or audible out
of it. That's you just got to yell like
because your downside is they don't put you in for that
package anymore, which you probably would like like that
you should want them to not use you like.
That Arthur Smith should have audibled out of that on fucking
Wednesday. Dude picked a new goddamn play
to put the playbook. What?
The hell is he thinking? Oh man.
And he was putting. Together his short yardage
package for this week audible out of that shit.
He. Was a little a fleeting thought
on Monday would be acceptable? No, that'd be dumb.
I'm not going to do that. Let's not do that.
So we're going to have Mark Sessler coming by in the
second-half. If you guys aren't old school,
Around the NFL fans did a podcast with Dan Hansas, who we
previously had on Chris Wessling, who we made a podcast
about back in the day. Greg Rosenthal, of course.
Yeah, super excited to have him on.
He is a Browns fan, so excited to get his perspectives on.
I mean, it just feels like it would be a roller coaster of
emotions to be a Browns fan this year.
Totally, totally. We've had some really good
guests this year, amazing guests.
Last week with Danny I I every time I look at chickpeas, I I
now like think of Denny and I think if I should be eating
them, I think should. Have you guys tried chickpeas
yet? I was, I was telling him how it
was like we got to get some chickpeas.
I got to do a can of chickpeas at some point.
I didn't get influenced by Denny, but I saw multiple
comments either on YouTube and the discord, people who had been
buying chickpeas like Denny was moving product.
Yeah. He.
Was yeah, people were tagging him on blue sky with the, with
pictures of how they were preparing their chickpeas with
air frying the chickpeas with like a little olive oil and
little pepper flakes and stuff and then.
It was sounding. It sounded.
Great, but I I wanted to chime in, you know, it's it's not
toxic over there side to side not to, but I was like, I wanted
to be like. You're not allowed to troll on
Blue Sky, Come on. Everyone's very nice.
I was like, Dad, you're not. You're not even cooking these.
Like don't, don't act like you're impressed.
Like you. Just take them out of the.
Can and put them in your mouth, you know, like.
Let's eat some gold. I believe it, man.
He's sick. He's a sick pup, all right.
Second to four. Got a chub carry there.
Got another one. Another one first and and
second. Yeah, that's great.
We were yeah, we talked about Chubb.
You mentioned the Ford thing. We were both Pat and I when we
were talking a little feeling the Ford thing because of how
many snaps he's been playing. He plays on these third downs,
played a lot more than Chubb last week.
And then you mentioned that you found that coach speak index
quote. And you just think about like,
OK, they, they know the weather's bad, right?
They know like Chubb has been bad, but he hasn't been
horrendous. He was like 4.5 yards per.
Carry last week. Yeah, the two weeks prior were
against the Chargers and the Ravens, who were like two of the
elite run defenses in the NFL. And then the one prior to that
was his first game back, you know, off a long, long layover.
You think about like, you mean it's kind of like his pre season
is getting up to speed. I thought he, I thought he's
looked pretty decent on film. Not like amazing, not like his
normal self, but not horrible. Well they haven't thrown a
decent amount here to start though.
But we do get 3 carries. I think they're going to give
him plenty of work in this game. I mean, that's what we played.
Well, this is this is perfect for us.
I mean we watch free it outs with Chubb carries at the
occasional dump off to Winston and.
We're good. It's it's, it's going good.
So. Yeah, the chat, White Lancer
says. This is a fun game so far.
I mean, if you got our slips, it's it's feeling pretty good.
It it does feel so good to not have to be rooting super hard
for the Browns passing game because this is otherwise what
we're normally tilting our face off.
Right. No, we played.
This but what court is is the Judy under and the kicking under
for the Browns with Warren like that feels awesome.
Warren is already at. What is he at?
He hit at 30 rushing yards already in the first quarter.
He's almost, yeah, he's at 26 rushing yards. 26 rushing yards
in the first quarter. And if we weren't, you know, if
we weren't, you know, we had a lot of different things we were
trying to accomplish with the two cores and then logical
extensions of those cores. You know, there's another
version of these entries not to get greedy where we even slid up
the Warren even a little higher like we did with Breece Hall.
A couple. Weeks ago, right?
We're trying to, we're trying to maximize for the chats.
We wanted. The benefit maximize the hit
potential over like the the strictly EV, you know, cow.
We probably could have been a little more aggressive with some
of our sliders. We were like, you know what,
we're going to throw the chat. Aggressive has burned us in the
previous. Week.
We got to get a Naji first down. I I want how about, how about
this guy? How about this Artie Jalen
Warren on 1st down who can pick up the seven or eight and then
let Naji? On 3rd and two, yeah, that'd be
that would make sense. Not Justin Fields on 3rd and
two. If you want run stripe the
middle. That's honestly I'm in for Naji
on 4th and two. Give him the ball up the middle.
Let him like he'll fall forward for you.
That's what he does. He's a big dude.
Yeah. Ari's got to be a genius,
though. He's got to think real, real
hard about. He's got to be real.
There's another Darnell. Darnell, come on, get more than
like 2 yards. But what's he's got to be at 9/2
for 9 now I think. Two for 10.
They gave him 10. Ten.
Oh yeah. So we just need, well, I think
it was 11 1/2. We had it at 11 1/2, so we need.
One more catch. But I.
Mean. Feeling good about that first
quarter already, already about to hit that one.
Yeah, that's one we we all really liked, but we were like,
it's more of a 5 legger. You know, it's kind of a weird
sweat. How do we, how do we fit it in?
So we fit it in. But I mean, we talked about
Dardo and the core for a brief moment like that's we were in on
that play. I thought it was going to be a
bad sweat, but it's not been at all.
I mean, he's, he can. Snare that.
Hell yeah, man, Hell yeah. Good.
He's so good. Now it's funny that Darnell
Washington was we had Pat Mayo on lols and at the end I was
promoing the ship cast and he's like he he like stops.
He's like Darnell Washington higher than 10 1/2 yards.
That that was that was Pat Mayo's call.
I. Was like, OK, I'm glad we got it
in. Warren stays in on 1st and 10.
That's nice. And I love how Pickens went down
for that and like, it was kind of a low throw, but he got his
chest to the ball, you know, like he caught that in his
chest. I mean, obviously you want to be
a hands receiver most of the time, but it's a contested
catch. It's just like, I mean, most
receivers don't get positioned like that.
That's just he's just good at football.
All right, into the first quarter.
Very. Good tasting for pretty much
everything. Yeah.
Yeah, Pickens is already at 41. That was another one we talked
about with the other five legger that we were like we could just
leave it at the 60.5 or we could go down to the 49.5.
We went down for, you know, the chats benefit.
You guys can thank us later, but he's going to go over that in
the second quarter. I mean, he's looking like he's
going to smash that and it's not, I mean, he caught the one
downfield pass, but it's not like it's necessary for the deep
shots. He's catching these slants and
stuff. This looks good.
Pete. You wanted to play his
receptions as a slider over 5 1/2 And I kind of Pooh poohed
that because he's only done that a couple times this year, three
times. And I.
I will say when I sent the, I sent some notes over to you guys
earlier than I normally do and the total like legitimately
dropped three points between the top like set you guys my stuff
this morning and that. So I I was completely on board
pivoting that to two yards just to give us one big play and not
count on them moving the ball a ton.
But still, I mean, 3 catches in the first.
I mean, he's had a lot of games worth 3.
He's been his whole game. I mean, 3 catches in the first
quarter, big, big quarter for him, which I mean, he's still
been good in some of those games.
You know, he's had a lot of three for.
I guess not. What's the other core we've got?
That's the Jalen Warren rushing. Yeah.
Most of the show is just Pat figuring out what we actually.
Made well, we have Yeah, no, like, well, you know, I I'm just
doing this for the chat. I know, but I'm just making the
answer there, you know, You see that?
Comment from that that guy. Oh no, it already.
It already scrolled up but he was asking what the.
Core, Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
We missed it, right? We only.
Just screwed on eight O 5 I think.
I can't remember. Anyway, yeah.
Some people asking in the chat about this, Dustin Hopkins, how
the points, there's no like yardage elements.
It's just three points and one point.
Nothing. Nothing else.
So what we said on Hopkins was you're talking 2 field goals or
a field goal and two extra points.
But we got. We got a game mark.
It is Mark Sessler, heed the call.
We had your podcast copilot Dan hands us on a couple weeks ago.
Excited to round things out here with you on this Browns game.
Welcome to the ship, cast. Welcome.
Thanks for having me on guys. How's everyone doing We're.
Doing good. We're doing good, although I
just realized the same thing that happened a little bit with
Dan. You know, the way our Pick them
entries go, we might at times be rooting against your Browns for
very specific reasons, and I hope that's OK with you.
You know, what with the Browns, like at this point, I've kind of
ejector seated on the entire experience.
So, you know, like where where am I supposed to be with this
team at this point? Let's be real.
I can't believe, I mean, it would be such a, such a bad talk
to just to have to root for the Browns.
I, I can't, I can't blame you in any way.
This is feeling a lot like the the conversation we had with Dan
when he came out with The Jets. We were wondering if he was
rooting for them to win or rooting for them to lose and get
higher draft pick, right? Yeah, I believe.
Dan, Mark says he lost sound. I don't know.
Oh, can you hear us, Mark? We'll see if we can get Mark
back here in a second. All right, second and 10.
Was that was that held for no gain there by Warren?
Yep, that was just a Warren. No gain more.
Warren's getting a lot of work. He's healthy now.
And they are. It's really nice if the Steelers
could not put themselves in 3rd and long on every single
possession. Hey, at least it was Warren
getting no yards instead of Harris, you know?
Yeah. All right, Mark Sessler should
be back in a SEC. He's just figuring out his audio
stuff here. Was that Vrabel?
Vrabel's on the yeah. That confused me too.
Man, you got to be pretty secure in your job if you're bringing
Vrabel on as an assistant. Oh my God, Calvin.
Austin, Oh man. How did he get?
So behind the defense that he was cooking.
I mean, I'm not really knocking Ross cuz it's obviously tough to
throw in these conditions, but that if that's a better ball
it's ATD. At least he got the completion
on 3rd down. You want to get that out there?
Yeah, and that's kind of a Ross Moon ball in it.
You know, you kind of put he put that extra little air under it.
He's under he's under some pressure there as well.
He's you just got to get that ball out there enough to get the
completion. I think that's fine.
You know, he's playing fine, but it could have been a TD.
Oh my. All right, Naji.
Oh, this is the Naji Special. Broken tackles, but no yards.
He fumbled. What the hell?
Naji that reminded me of watching Zach Wilson play
quarterback. Yeah.
God, what God's name was that? Get Warren back out there,
please. Why is he still trying to stay
up at that point? You think you're going to, like,
get a first down? Yeah.
Go. Down.
Go. Down at a certain point.
So what we've established, the Steelers passing game looks
really good right now. Jalen Warren looks really good.
Any short yardage carries with Justin Fields and Najee Harris
do not look good at all that. That's the part that's not
working there. Arthur Smith, I gave you your
feedback on the first quarter. Yeah, Yeah.
Unfortunately, we are going to see less Naji, but just more
Patterson. We're going to get more quarter
open, not more, more warm. The thing is that 5.
Legger. Want.
We'll see plenty of them. That five legger we did was like
one of our favorites. It was a A6.
It's really a six legger, right? In some ways you need Naji to do
well and you need Judy to to not do well cuz we're there's a two
first down adjustment on that one.
There's a lot of things you got to get right here.
But I mean, no one's ever known ball as well as that that slip.
I am slightly worried about the Naji part of Yeah See, see.
I'm not, because that's what I was just saying.
If we get the game script we want and the Steelers get up
like they're not, you know, we all love Jalen Warren.
He's not going to get 25 carries like Naji's going to get a ton
of carries in a positive game script.
That's completely. But it is concerning that they
can't seem to run the ball on 1st and 2nd down right now.
Yeah. Please pass here.
We don't need 3015, get it first.
OK, yeah, this counts. There's a flag.
My God, what is he doing with his body on that whole play?
Like you start running up field I.
Don't know man. Spinning and cartwheeling like
Mike. It looked like my freaking kids
playing in the living. Room Nazi looked pretty good
early in the season, but his I was looking at his efficiency
over the last couple weeks as we prepared for this and it has
been. Horrible.
Yeah, no, it's not good. All right there.
I'm glad we didn't do when we talked about the script and how
to play the Steelers rushing and all that, we felt pretty good
about playing it through warrant.
And you know, the, the, the work has been shifting closer to a
split as Warren's gotten healthier and those things.
Warren not on the injury report this week.
He was again last week, but he's not, you know, even on a short
week this week, he's healthy. He's looking good.
We feel good that we don't have nausea in one of the two cores.
We have Warren in both, right? Like that was.
Good. We have Warren in two different
ways. They're receiving in the
rushing. No receiving yet for Warren.
No. Frustrating that that was
nausea, but for it, it could be, yeah.
That's right, this could be a little screen.
Find him in the flat. There he is.
There it is. There he is, Russ.
We got him. On Russ.
Come on, Russ. There we go.
He did it so late that we only get like I know we.
Are frustrating we'll. Take it but.
All right, Chris Boswell, let's go, buddy.
Sorry, that's more of a random season long.
You've got main events. Just excited for Chris Boswell
field goals. Oh man, dude.
Russell, listen, it's hilarious. We've got the best kicker in the
world. Not the league.
Not the league, you know, the league would be the normal
thing. That's.
What he's done, yeah. So we have the best.
Kicker in the world? Well, he he better be if they're
getting pushed back another 5 yards.
That's such a funny way to put. Oh my God, he made it and
there's a flag. Oh God, he's got to kick him
from 48 now. Hayward again?
Get this guy. Is it Hayward?
Yeah. So Hayward.
Oh no, it's the other. It was.
Another Hayward. Yeah, it was the D tackle
Hayward. Hayward's They Love False
started. Look at Mike.
Tomlin, Mike Tomlin. Does not stand for that shit.
No. Oh my God, I'm getting
flashbacks to remember the Dallas kicker when I was talking
about the bet I had on the Thursday night a few weeks ago.
Got it. He.
Made it responsible. Best kicker in the world.
He'll just make it again for yeah.
He's more points for the world, dude.
Yeah. The 4.8 instead of 4.3.
All right, so I haven't. Heard from Mark, I don't know if
he's rebooting or what, or if he just didn't like our vibe and
was like deuces there's way too. They're going to ask me.
About the Brown. He definitely came on the show,
you know? Yeah.
This is our shortest guest spot so far.
His underdog contract required a guest spot on the ship cast, but
it did not stipulate the length beyond the show.
Wow, we got the chat deep in the weather radar right now.
This is like my dad whenever I hang out with my dad and my
dad's 'cause I'm like, what do you, what do you pinch zooming
on your phone right now, dad? And it's like, well, it's the
it's the radar right now. He's like, yeah, we're gonna
have rain here in about 30-4 minutes.
I'm like, all right, yeah, we should probably pick.
It up. Thanks, Dad.
Yeah, thanks Dad, but thank you. No, I do appreciate the the
heads up. It's intense dad behavior.
It's such a dad behavior. It was when we were, we also
were in Denver over the summer and went to the zoo and there
were some pretty ominous looking thunderclouds in my and there
were people kind of you could hear kind of the murmurs like
should we get out of there? And my dad's there and he's
like, he's like, it's past. He's he's like, he's missing us
by a good 20 miles. He's like, we're good.
So we just like, hold it. People are rushing for the exes.
My dad's like, Nope, we're heading to see the apes.
We are not anything the itinerary.
Amazing. That is amazing.
You know that must have made him so happy.
Like that is just peeked adding. Yeah.
And I will admit, you know, I, I have like the, you know, the
weather app where you just see it by the, you know, the hour or
whatever I've started in some cases, you know, you know, I've
taken April out and I like, I can't mess around.
I've become the guy. I pull up the radar, get the
little pit zoom. It's like a new parlor trick.
Now, Lauren, I know you're worried about us getting caught
in the rain. I already looked.
It's missing us by miles. That's.
Good, I never picked up that dad behavior but my oldest daughter
does. She knows the weather at all
times ever since she got a phone.
The weather app is her best friend for some reason.
Really, that's her favorite? Yeah, she'll know what's what,
the weather's going to be, what it's supposed to do, all that
stuff, which is great. I would enjoy a Jameis Winston.
Sack yeah, that's something that would be nice going.
We have negative game script now you know.
Yeah, yeah. So the total in this game, did
it close at 37 1/2? Ben, did you check that 30?
6 1/2. 36 and it started at like 4142.
It was higher for sure. I don't, I mean, I think I saw
it first in the 30s so I can't really remember.
Oh, the live over under is down to 28 1/2 man, that's just too,
that's just too easy. I was thinking that Steelers
side was the play too, but -3 1/2.
I hate the hug man. I on a low scoring game, it's
harder to get the, you know, the big point spreads.
Field. Goal game yeah, on the road, you
know, the road favorites are always a tough short week it's
just a tough group, but they're going to they're going to win
this game Oh, look at this we got a shotgun all out first and
10. This is the Winston Sack.
Let's go bring it. Dang, we just.
Got it out. That's rough for.
That fiver the yeah I ended up, I normally don't bet sides, but
I did take Steelers -3 1/2 here. Man.
Oh, Jerome Forges missed that catch.
Yeah, whoops. What's the ruling there?
They counted that as a touchback to the 30 because he didn't
touch it it. Should have been to the 20, he
said. Yeah, that makes much sense.
Yeah, come on, stop him. Yeah.
Trev off to take a final. Trev's always like not doing his
school work and instead watching us.
Why are you not studying for your final buddy?
I also feel like he's had finals for the past month.
Do you have to keep retaking it? What's going on, Trev?
Trev police comment Back off mom there we.
Go. Chuck keeps squaring up like 3
defenders at once, that's how. All yeah, I mean, he's still
like, he doesn't have like the same movement ability, but he's
still a really muscular human, right.
Like he's a thick dude. They don't really make running
backs as thick in the lower half as Nick Chubb.
They do not. So that's 4 carries.
We need 19. No 15. 15 OK, good, good. 14 1/2
OH. Harris's line was 18 1/2.
OK, yeah, that's why I had. That in my head, Judy, another
Oh. My God, geez, he is burying this
first down 1. Why can't these be nejoku
catches? All right, I got bad news from
Mark. Wi-Fi crashed in his apartment,
so we are talking with them right now.
Is that Ford? Yeah.
Oh yeah. Jeez.
I thought they were going to get big.
I mean I I would have guessed a lot more chub by this point so.
I rooting for a touchdown at this point for Browns.
Yeah. Touchdown.
The Ford play, we were talking about the rushing and receiving
probably a little bit more running in the weather, so they
might use them on some of these carries.
They do have chub out there now, but it goes fast, sneak and then
you know the potential for passing.
Here it is an 8 yard catch and a nine yard run 17 yards.
That's like if we had gone that direction, we'd be feeling good
about that one. A pasta chub that doesn't help
us. Yeah, what's that about anybody
is? He is he allowed to catch?
Passes. I didn't think he was allowed
to. No.
Well, that's not legal. Oh wow, run run.
Good. Rick is already speed running to
the half time pickups. I mean, not a bad call.
They're just playing out of the shotgun.
OK, there is a Chubb carrier. Oh man, that was not good.
He fell forward for three yards. Just like he, he wanted to keep
his feet going there. He kind of just was like.
Yep. I don't know what to root for
here. I think they root one first
down. Yeah, the first down.
The kicking under, I mean, the Warren and the kicking under and
you know, we, we can't have it be a Judy TD, but that, that
core feels really nice, right? Yeah.
We do not want a field goal. That's the worst thing that can
happen. You got to go for this.
Can we go for this? Going for this.
Go for it. So huge for us.
That's what this was part of the bet in the weather with the wind
that they might go forward in these spots.
This was definitely, we talked about this with the field goals.
They might not even kick a ton of them right?
And if they fall behind later, they may not right position to
kick field goals in the second-half.
And so this is huge. You're right, Pete, for.
Them you need them to stop them though, we want.
Yeah, now I guess fielders prefer a stop.
Yeah, now we prefer the stop, man.
This is this is a really good outcome for us regardless.
They got a RAM chub here. Yeah.
A chub stuff. Chub stuff.
Perfect chub stuff, please. All right, chub.
Got it though. That's a little, that's what I
was talking. That little jump cut.
Look, it's not great, but like Chuck doesn't look completely
done, right. No, that was a nice little jump
in the line. He doesn't.
He's on a good pace. I think that was his sixth,
unless it hadn't updated and that was actually his 7th.
That was his sixth. So he also, that'll be first in
10, right? Not first in goal.
Yeah. That's good, gives us a another
out of them going for it for the first down.
Yeah, this sucks because there's there's more of a likelihood
that they will kick it if they get to like the five.
Right. You know, right?
Right. Yeah, we need we definitely.
Need a catch up stuff you guys are.
But there's like an extra yard where they would go for it, like
they wouldn't go for it on, you know, from the three.
But now they probably will. I'm also just sucking a lot of
time out of the game right now, which is good.
Yeah. All right.
We might have to do a a rain check with Mark, I said.
This has happened before as an entire apartment lost, lost
Internet. So he's going to maybe try to
see if it comes back up, but otherwise he wants to come back
on another time. OK.
So we got NEZ in the third quarter.
Yeah, we got Nez coming later. We had two guests lined up, so
we. We were up for this, Ned.
I will say, Nez, if if you want to hop on now, buddy, you're
more than welcome to. Yeah, come hang.
Come tell us why Najee Harris is actually good.
I just real brown Browns are getting Browns get another prime
time game on December 2nd. They're Browns, Broncos, Monday
Night Football. Nice, I guess that'll be.
Brown's schedule, if there were any other Thursday night games
for them. That fits.
Actually is December 19th. Yeah, sweet December 19th is is
Brown's Bengals. We should.
Nice. I'm going to tell.
Mark him on that, beautiful. Browns, Bengals.
We we already had the Bengals because we had croissant just
last week. That's yeah, that works perfect.
I thought like teams couldn't have two Wednesdays, but there
you go. I thought wrong.
Or two Thursdays they used to do a thing where like everybody had
one Thursday night game for the season and that.
Was, yeah, but then they started sending people to London and
stuff in Germany. Yeah.
And then they're like, you're playing in Munich, you're
playing in Sao Paulo or Rio de Janeiro, wherever that.
Helped. It was a nice odd, but then we
saw how much money we're vacated like.
Yeah, so you play whatever we tell you, buddy.
You're going to do whatever the fuck we say.
Oh, Christmas is on Wednesday? Yeah, four teams are playing
that week as well. There's a Joku.
Joku score. Perfect.
OK, that's good. They're going to go for that.
Feel good for us. And then Joe could.
Feel good. Well, that's so good.
Nice. Come on.
Nice play design. Bang this home.
Did you ping Nez on any social? He might not have the show up
right now. As I saw him in the in the chat
before, I'll mess. Up.
But yeah, I can. I can ping.
I was just curious. You got him.
Yeah, I'm pinging him. If he's if he's hanging, there's
another chub carry. A little chub, a little tutty.
Boom. There we go.
Yes, Nick Chubb, let's go. That's.
Yeah, I mean that we're fine with extra points.
We have the one sweat with the over 1.5 extra points.
Yeah. So did you, did you explain that
to the chat that we middled this?
We tried to middle it, yeah. Yes, this is setting up as an
all time middle here. So because we had in the core
and in this five leg the Dustin Hopkins under 5 1/2 kicking
points, we basically played the other side of it here going
higher, extra points, giving us 2 cracks at it.
And this one is now this. And this is the nice thing about
correlating these scripts, right?
Because we got Steelers throwing a little bit more.
We have Darnell Washington 1.5 yards away from that.
We have Pickens only 8 and a half yards away from that, and
we have Warren, he has two yards receiving, but 11 1/2 away.
They've all caught a pass already.
Chubbs at 7 carries. Hopkins now has an extra point.
We're making progress on all of these here.
This is a nice little 5 legged. Yeah, it is.
Yes, the Warren receiving, to me that the chat set helps Warren
receiving. Right now it's the one that
hasn't moved as much. But to me it feels like it's
just one play, right? They get that, they get the
screen set up one play, he gets the 11 yards that he needs.
And I feel good that like he's gotten 5 carries to 90s five.
He's been out there a lot it I don't have the snap shares up,
but it feels pretty even. He got a whole series, like a
whole first, second, third down at one point.
Not a whole series, but you know, 3 consecutive down
starting on 1st. It's not just been him coming in
on 3rd down, just. Right.
Yeah, exactly. And he's been playing less, but
has two plus catches for a minimum of 11 yards in each of
his last five games. He's had 11 plus yards receiving
in seven of eight games played this year.
I mean, 13 1/2's a very low number for his receiving role.
Multiple catches in all of those games.
Like we're going to get another Warren catch at some point.
That's we'll get another Warren catch.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, this is nice.
This is good for us here. Like you get 4 minutes,
hopefully you get a nice drive, but they're going to be thrown a
little bit more than usual. These sweats, I mean, this game
sucks, but this is This is why you play pickups this.
Is why you play. Pickups on Underdog, right?
It's. Fun.
These are making this game watchable.
Ben, do you ever when you're going through the games for
signals, I mean, I guess you're are you watching them in
abbreviated like game cut UPS, like how do you actually watch
games? Some of them, yeah, I can't get
all of them in like the live, but no, a lot of them I'm
watching live on Sunday. And then there was.
One at a time or two at a time? How are you doing it?
Well, I used to watch all of them at a time, but I switched
the way that I watch like in season this year, I followed
Sean's lead on this is the way he does it.
He watches all the games every snap into individually
throughout Sunday. So the way that I do it now, I
did that a couple different ways.
Like I was doing like three games at once and getting
through all of those games and then coming back to the games I
didn't see or whatever. Now what I do, when I tried this
last week for the first time and really liked, I did the first
half of 1 and then I closed it out.
Then the first half of another closed that out and I, I had
like 3 going through the first half and then I when I got to
half time, close them out, close them out, close them out.
And I'm making notes on what I'm seeing in because I, I care a
lot about what they're doing in their first half.
Frankly, the 1st 15 plays what they're what they're trying to
do before game script. Gets out of the way.
And then I came and went back through when I did the second
halves abbreviated through the whole early window.
So I did I I saw the first half of each sort of on my own pace
and and watched it more live. And then the second halves were
the Yeah, like I said, they abbreviated once often the Oh.
My God, Russ. Oh my God.
No, Russ. You idiot.
Russell. Wilson.
Sucks. Sucks.
Oh. My.
God. Well, there comes the Steelers
passing this 5 legger you have if this.
I mean, if the Browns score again here, Chubb starts getting
enough rushing attempts and those guys start getting enough
receiving, right, we need a touchdown.
Get that other extra point out of the way.
We need a touchdown bad. Yeah.
Has to be a touchdown. Why were you asking Pete the
the. Process Oh, I was I was said if
the like. I was thinking through watching
games without action on the line.
Do you ever, do you ever find yourself being like, man, I wish
I could live better pick him on this?
This game. Oh God, yeah.
Right now. Yeah.
So the big one for me is, you know, the actual full game
sports bets and I do them over at stealing lines.
And so a lot of times when I'm watching them, you know, I'll
have the actual bets on them on and over, under or on the side.
Let's go get a TD. Browns come.
On that was good. But yeah, no, obviously I can't
do the, you know, the pick UMS up here like I, I love.
The ship cast I I get a lie. I have a.
Lot of fun on Thursday nights guys.
I'm the same way like I don't know, they're like I don't.
I never fire like half time pick UMS on non ship get like Sunday
Night Football or Monday night when I'm falling.
It's it's, it's only with us that I, like, deeply have that
itch. Yeah, this these Thursday nights
help scratch that for me for sure.
There's it's a fun. Oh, come.
We get a lot of different sweats.
Did Winston just take that carry away from Chubb?
Yeah, I took it away. It's obnoxious.
That was obnoxious. We got a 2 minute warning
coming. They're going to run down to
half as as best they can. Pit will probably start taking
some time outs. I would guess they're going to
keep trying to run the ball a little bit on the other side of
the two-minute to kind of run out the half a little bit.
We'll see. We definitely want to fade that
Judy receiving TD, that's the other big part of it.
That's the yeah, yeah, the Browns being in scoring position
is just bad. Yeah, and and things have broken
our way so well, it's other than just these bone headed Steelers
mistakes. Pete, did you take the Steelers
-3 the chat sent in. Everyone's very worried for my
my -3 right now. Don't worry guys, I only bet
what I can afford to lose. That's I, I mean, that was the
right pick. I was just saying I, I didn't
like it at 3 1/2, but I, I thought the Steelers were the
right side in this game for sure.
I mean, this is an Arthur Smith game.
This is a Russell Wilson game. These are the types of weather
games. I was saying to you guys
earlier, like Russ, like people like real NFL, people have
talked about it with Russ for years.
Like the Russell Wilson offense. It really doesn't matter what
team he's playing on or whatever.
It's like it's him. It's how he is, right?
Like it needs to be a little bit run base and needs to be a
little bit play action. He's going to hold the ball a
long time. He's going to be a deep passer.
But one of the things he does do well and has always done well,
he has apparently enormous hands, right?
He's always been able to throw in the elements.
He threw it. Earlier that past his hands are
over 10 inches. They're massive, especially for
not just like for a small quarterback, but especially for
a small quarterback. Played college at Wisconsin,
obviously played up in Seattle where he played in plenty of,
you know, rainy. It's an open air stadium up
here. There's rainy games for sure,
not necessarily snow and stuff, but you know, you would think
that Arthur Smith would be able to devise a strong rushing
attack and then a play action game off of that and Russ would
still be able to throw in these elements.
Like I love it. The Steelers bet.
I thought it made a lot of sense in this game, whereas the Browns
want to be able to pass right now, right?
They were 450 year yards last week.
They they're throwing it all over.
That's the elements seem like they're going to hurt them more.
And they have a super. Material, you know, maybe
Artie's got him right where they want him because I'll, I'll tell
you what a a first down play action play call.
I'm, I'm telling you, the Browns want to bite on that because all
you fucking do is run on on 1st down.
Maybe just a little creativity with the sequencing of the play
calling. Yeah, so.
So Russell Wilson has bigger hands than Josh Allen?
Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. He's always been able to spin it
in weather. He's a great hand.
I mean, we also talked about how like there's some concern about
some regression. Look who it is.
What's going on?
Guys, I heard it's a really fun football game on tonight.
Yeah, so good. Right now I'm just begging the
Steelers to throw on 1st down for once.
That'll never happen. Just the whole offense.
I mean you guys probably don't have big enough brains to like
realize this is designed around 3rd from all.
When you get along then it really spans the playbook, but
long you can't do the really awesome concepts.
Exactly, that's just FYI. Your audio's clipping on the mic
like when it when it hits you, so you're cutting out a little
bit. Ruining my bits.
False start after a 2 yard run on 1st down.
This isn't good. I don't like this.
This is awful. David and Joku come to our
rescue. Naz, you know the you know the
deal. You're a degenerate gambler like
us. We are going to root against
your team while you're on the show.
I thought you. Guys were rooting against the
Browns. You guys, you.
Guys don't want a Browns field goal.
We're really just rooting against everything.
We'll take a touchdown if it means no field goal.
Field goal is real bad for us. I feel like it's just part of
your brand to root against NAJ just no matter what, no?
Matter what. Interest.
Yeah, we actually have a Naji. I need we need like 5 naji first
downs at this point I. Believe yeah.
No, the Naji pick was the worst pick we've made on the whole
night. Usually, yeah, they.
Didn't sound like no no mojo. In this game right now, Oh, the
sack would have actually, maybe they would have gotten pushed
out of field. Lorraine, right, Right in one.
Yeah, 5 legger, which we all absolutely love, is kind of the
most dead we have gotten those sacks.
The Nazi thing is dead. Yeah.
The other three all look pretty good.
So what What happened on that Russ fumble, Nez It was it was
just gigantic. Hands were actually too big.
I was away from my computer when that took place.
I was trying to get my dog settled because he's all out of
sorts because my my wife is away.
She's she's on her way home right now.
So he's like he, he's a mess right now.
So all I heard was Oh no Russ as I was making my way to to the
ship cast. Yeah.
I can only imagine it was something terrible.
We need Winston to pay it. Pay it forward now.
You know, Russ gave his turnover in the red zone and now it's
time for one pump to do the same.
Pump. He's, he's, he's just wait.
He's got, he's got to build it up.
Yeah, we believe in him. Yeah, I really don't want a
field goal here. It's really rough. 3rd and seven
is doable. We can get them to to get this.
This is just. How's the season been going for
you, Ness? How you doing man?
I mean, on the whole, I'm I'm doing pretty well.
Football hasn't been my Forte as as far as earning earning money
on the dog app lately. I I had a nice beginning of the
season, had a nice last week, but in between then man, it's
just it's just been pretty rough because you got a draft six
players and all these and they. Ran on.
Sorry, go for it on fork. Sorry to cut.
You off? Are they going to go?
Yeah, yeah. Please go.
Please snap this. Just snap this goal.
Snap the ball. They're going to call time out.
Come on, snap it, right? They just want to run this
clock. I don't.
Know he he's selling this. You're right.
Come on man, he's got me. I had.
Fallen for it. He's definitely not.
Snap. I thought they ran on 3rd and
7th. Throwing thing he's too he's
he's overacting when they overact you know it's.
Fake so in between the the early, early stuff in in last
week, he said. Hasn't been hasn't been great,
necessarily. No, no, no, no.
Not really, not really. I mean, I've been playing, I've
been playing a lot, you know, but like it's tough because, you
know, it seems like this season there's been a lot more like
half the habit scores. Whereas like last year it felt
like, yeah, there's a lot of guys in similar ranges and
drafts that put up really monster scores, but like they
get matched. This season is very much like,
hey, this guy's going off and it's like hammer bust.
And it's been like that every week and so.
When he knows he hasn't been his line up every week.
I know. Yeah, I just asked.
You to take. I started just doing everything
Pete says in his videos, so. No, I feel like this is short
changing himself. He's the best NBA drafter on the
app right now having a monster NBA season.
So don't. Change changes are the results
per the results. Per the result.
For the results. Yeah.
You're worried about your process.
You. I like that.
I like that as a way to keep it humble, but it's not humble.
It's not just. Dragging up for me.
Noise. It could be noise.
Man. That was a save in the season.
Brutal. Sequence.
But yes, we're Ned Dez. We're gonna we're gonna have to
get in the lab here at halftime and cook up a couple extra here.
Oh man, I mean, they just look so uninspiring right now.
I don't but but you gotta trust Tomlin, right?
I mean, I think one thing that we can rely on is, you know,
some halftime adjustments from Tomlin.
What are what are what are those look like?
I don't know, but I trust to be. Inspiring Arthur Smith at the
half it's a it'll be a good adjustment I think at.
Least when we go back to. No, Arthur Smith, I I gave him
some props and stealing signals recently.
He's been doing a good job. He's.
Right. I mean, like, no one really had
a lot of complaints about Arthur Smith up until this point.
I mean, like, and it's hard whenever they're winning games,
right? It's like, you know, my fantasy
teams, but they are winning. Well, I mean that that that
switch flips really quickly when like anytime they lose it's
almost certainly because of his incompetence.
Here's the thing though, even though we're the one side
doesn't look good, the the one core and the extended version of
it, The nice thing about like negatively correlating across
these is now this one looks really, really good.
Warren receiving yards, Pickens receiving yards, Chubb rushing
attempts and then the five leg version.
So you know what? I'm not going to cry too much
about Hopkins, you know, over here.
Is it extra points or points? What do we have on Hopkins?
Does it need to be TAT? Points.
So we're going to need another TD.
The two that we had Hopkins points lowers the one five leg.
Are we already feeling not great about what the Judy and Naji
first down thing and then the three the three leg core felt
really good and that field goal really hurt that other core.
But I like Pete's point that the other two remaining the other
core and the five legger and and that's really what when we were
in the lab, we're like, we're going to play this a few
different ways. The five legger that we love
that I said that we all really, really love that.
It was we knew ball so well. We played that as Browns get
beat, right. Jameis gets sacked a lot, score
a lot of points. Yeah.
So the Jameis 4 sacks correlates with the Dustin Hopkins kicking
points. They haven't been able to get to
Jameis yet. He's gotten some kicking points
right. Like that's, that's part of.
So now this just doesn't look good.
Jared Judy's catching first downs.
We were guessing that he wouldn't be catching first downs
because Jameis Winston would. Be the Browns are up 10 three
and it's almost half time, so they're not getting there.
That was an awesome slip for a different.
Browns. Game not being played.
Absolutely. Brutally beaten, Yeah.
Let's figure this out. Yeah, Nez, we're going to have
to get your your pick and prowess coupled with your your
Steelers ball knowing to. Oh man, Well, I I don't think
they're going to like abandoned the run, right.
I mean, we, we feel pretty confident that, you know, the
this is this is a stubborn bunch here.
So I think something with the the running backs.
But I do like Jalen Warren. I mean, Jalen Warren has a
higher right now scrimmage yard total than Naji, I believe from
what I checked. Yeah, yeah, like 13 yards
higher. But I agree with that like you
guys right, exactly like I think you know, Ben, you said it like
the the health of Jalen Warren I think clearly has been improving
and that is, you know, correlated with more usage.
So especially in the trailing script, I think you got to go
Warren higher scrimmage yards. That just makes sense.
Yeah, because they will play on the pass downs this.
Year. Yeah, I'm into that.
And if you want my kicker whispering here, which like it's
been a minute, I would love it. But like I think Boswell hired 6
1/2 kicking points. He's got one more field goal in
him. Like for for certain if they can
get over the the 50, that's that's all they got is Boswell
field goals. And you're getting a little.
Are you worried that they're down 10 three?
What if they get out of the I mean, they've, they've been
well, they go. Tie it and then kick that field
goal to 13. They're going to. 13 They'll
take the points. They'll take the points.
They'll take the points if what if they go down like 17 three?
Oh, then, then we're, then we're toast.
Yeah, if we're not playing that well.
They got simple take first down here.
I'm a. Steelers.
Standard. I'm not.
There's nothing like here at the end of that.
Yeah, at the end of. That you should take this.
We need you're. Not going to let us right.
It's it's like frozen or. No, we're they're still letting
us, but we need we need to get a, a Bengal or sorry, a Bengal,
a brown in here. They're calling intentional
grounding. They want it, the defender wants
it, but I don't think you can call.
Who have you guys been? What do you guys like on the
Brown side? From here, Chubb's live line is
up to 17 1/2 rushing attempts. We have it at 14 1/2 in our main
thing. I don't know, I don't have a
great Browns feel because they can either.
I like Miles Garrett to get one more.
Second Oh no, the and Joku's receptions was was 1.23 X for a
3 1/2 come on right he only has the I like that so far Oh my God
we could just double down on a Joku at a lower line for a plus.
You see that right there he needs 3 catches in the
second-half. I guess they're winning, but.
Oh, it just went down. Oh my God, it.
Went down. Should I hit this real quick?
Let's hit it. Yeah, hit it.
Alright, bet. It you're using the boost on
this one. Yeah, actually I need to go
higher with this boost it. Just.
All right, let's RIP it in. That's beautiful.
We just need 2 Ninjoku catches the rest of the game.
We'll throw it. Over, Yeah.
And what we really want to do is bank a first down here and sneak
in a kicking point. Before the house that'd.
Be so. Sick.
They got a time out. Come on.
Russ, that is not. That is not how that happens.
Jeez. Did we just get a sack?
Did that sack just take place that I was talking about?
Yeah. Was that Miles Garrett?
No Neds. We overruled Neds.
God, I didn't even hear him say that, you said Miles.
Garrett, you said Miles Garrett Sack.
Yeah. My.
God, wow, they just. My gosh.
But dude, that is, I mean, Russ has to get that out.
You have to know there's 11 seconds a pick doesn't hurt you.
You could get Adpi, right? There's 2 plays in the half.
You cannot take a sack there. You absolutely have to release
the football. That's just brutal.
Who would you guys rather have starting when you're trailing?
If you're the Steelers, like would you rather have Russ or
fields in a trailing script? I I I I know it sounds crazy but
like based on the way and what? Put fields in explosive plays.
I'd. Rather just have fields in.
You can't ask me these questions.
I just my answer is going to be fields.
You'd be like, you know, there's a Hail Mary and you need someone
to throw a moon ball. I'd be like probably fields.
What? Do you think odds are Russ gets
benched? I'm not, I don't think, I don't
think here. I don't think so either.
And as I'm with you, but I like the the question cuz it, I mean,
cuz these toddler will do bold things that other coaches
wouldn't do and I think most coaches wouldn't.
They're eight and two, they've been winning.
They don't want to cause a QB controversy, right?
He has not played well in this first half.
He's taken a lot of sacks. It's it's not really working
particularly well. I think you could justify it in
this game. Because like, they both have the
problem of holding onto the ball like entirely too long.
Russ has the upside of like the moon balls in the big plays.
Fields has the upside of extending drives because he can
run a little bit and it's not big plays, but like he still
keeps you on the field and gets first downs.
If Russ isn't hitting moon balls, then there goes the
upside. You know, it's just like, I
guess like you situationally they would have.
There might only be one locker room in the league where you
could be 8 and two bencher starter, play the backup the
whole second-half and not have a QB competition like I think.
I think Tomlin would handle it perfect next week and I'd be
fine or with whoever they want to go for.
With probably Russ, I think he can do it.
I. Agree he manages that kind of
stuff so well in in the in house that.
Yeah, like you said, you don't. You don't want the ingredients
of the hot dog. You might not like it.
Real. I'm trying to think too what I
mean there's some there's kind of some fun touchdown ones in
here like Pickens 2.29 X Warrens 3.18 XI.
Think that's probably the only touchdowns I would.
Go to. I think Pickens is decent there.
What was? Do they let you then take Russ
as well? Can you do like a Russ?
Because Russ is probably over one.
Touchdowns, I don't think they, they don't, yeah, yeah, they
don't even doc you. They, just like you can't do
that. You'd have to do like pass
yards. Right.
It would be so funny if we did. They allowed you to do that.
We did that and then Fields came in and threw a TD to.
Pick it would be. So they actually should allow us
to do it in this case, because it might.
Not be us makes some sense. Russ just got into the chat.
Russ pulled his calf. Jogging to the.
Locker room you. Know the calf is hurting man,
it's cold you know like the cold weather tightened up in the cold
it's. Good.
Points. It's just, it's just physics and
stuff, you know? Yeah.
Physiology is probably what I meant.
I don't, I mean, I don't even know.
I don't have a halftime like, is it unders?
Should we be thinking unders on like Cedric Tillman right now?
I was thinking about the Russ, the Russ passing yards on the on
the low end. I mean, it's 2, they got a 256.
I mean I know that the script right now says like they got a
pass but like 100 and. 11 I I had I had I had I.
Had such low confidence in him, man.
I like this take dude. He has 147 1/2, but that's he's
hit a couple deep shots, right? He hit the Pickens one for like
25. The Austin one was a big one.
If those aren't there, we don't feel like he's pacing for this
or anything. 100 yards and a half's a lot for us.
I mean, I mean, it's not nothing.
It's not nothing. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if he doesn't complete any downfield passes, he won't go
over that. I I like that take.
I don't mind it. Did Chad mentioning Naji
receiving yards? It's just one catch essentially
he's at Nez. You think Naji catches a ball?
I'd rather just see like receptions.
I know it's like a .88 X or I guess receiving guys is 1.
You might as well do the receiving guys even though he's
not going. To mean it across the line of
screaming he could catch right, he could catch a -2 yard
screenplay dude, he's so stuck in the mud if they set up a
screen and he catches it behind the line of scrimmage, are you
guys wanting to bet that he's going to get to the line of
scrimmage because I. Don't want to bet that
hilarious? Thing hilarious.
Thing to wrestle with. Do you mean the reception?
That mentioning JJ or TJ Watt getting a sack for 1.48 X we we.
Have wait, Jared already has three sacks and yes.
Yeah. Is he gonna get another?
Doesn't that correlate pretty well with?
Ross I mean, they're gonna drop back, right?
Yeah, I kind of like that. I mean Nez already liked the the
sack if we're taking a rust lower.
More than a second-half. Back I just it's really hard to
have a four sack game. Maybe he'll go do it.
I I feel like the Steelers will make a. 100 to have a one sack
half you. Want to talk about 1/2 time
adjustment? They will they.
Will ship miles. In my mind, Gretch, the way this
betting works, he's got 0 sacks and he says.
He's got 0 sacks man all. Right.
Blank slate new ball, dude. Gretch in his last two quarters,
he has three sacks. He's.
Trending up? Yeah, I guess so.
Like we could do the I'm trying to think like so in this in this
pick em right. We're we're saying like Steelers
Steelers got nothing right. We might as well add Boswell
lower kicking points to this like they they got nothing going
he's. Whispering he's.
Doing I don't know that they could run, they could run right
and get get to the Boswell. Yeah, I yeah, right.
They they don't. They they don't think lot they
don't. Also, James could give.
You kicking points and Russ doesn't get the passing yards
necessarily, but like, because of turnovers, right?
Like the Browns can let the Steelers back into this game.
Yeah, and how, you know, it's just like I just, I'll pick,
right? Well, obviously, yeah, yeah,
yeah. It needs to be a splash play on
defense for sure. Yeah, I was just saying like,
yeah, I mean. I mean if we're looking for
another one man, I would do Calvin Austin lower.
It might, it might be too. It might be a Max of dock.
He catches like 1. Place a game.
It's it's not, it's not a dock. That's incredible.
Hang on, let me check that because that was that was 6.58
and then what was the kicking? Well, that was 1.91.
Let me just get a like a random one in here that.
Yeah. 8.5 OK, so there is a little bit of a dock, but still.
I mean, I, I don't know man, like.
No, Austin does. Not get a lot of usage.
If if Russ isn't hitting the The whole reason Russ is hitting
this number is because either Pickens or Calvin Austin get
another deep ball right? Yeah, I mean, we know it's not
Van Jefferson. What do you Gretsch?
Do you like this one? Yeah.
Or you didn't like the. Yeah, let's.
All right, let's lock. It.
Yeah, no, that's fine. I like that.
All right, this is how we chat. I can't remember.
If I if I locked the put the other one in the chat.
The only thing I didn't like was Nez wanted to play both sides of
the kicker game. I don't want to split my sweats.
He told me that Boswell had another field goal in him and I
don't, right? I don't.
I'm 100% certain Boswell has another field goal in him
because that's what Nez told me. So there's no way I'm playing
the under. I like it.
I got, I got short term memory
when we, when it comes to a new idea box, it's just a brand new
range of outcomes for me, yeah. What happened to us on Underdog
would be Slate's Man. You just you just memory wipe
it. So so galbraim.
And it's pretty hard to memory wipe Devo these days.
When I see his ADP of the 30s does they're looking.
I was like, I remember taking this guy at six.
You get about 30 now. It's Jawan Jawan Jennings show
now. Jawan Jennings over him and ADP.
It's just unbelievable. Crazy.
We got a lift. I mean, maybe I can just do this
on my on my own. So we we need like a a happy or
or is that it? Is that it for the?
Happy. No, I was going to say no.
You happy? Not so.
No, cook it up man, What do you? Got Let's cook it up.
Happy Steelers Happy Steelers pickle.
I think we need the happiest. Steelers pickle.
Let's do it. Give us the happy one, Nez, we
need it. Warren, let's go.
Let's go. Jalen Warren, right?
We like. Warren.
Let's just like we're so happy. It's a touchdown, yes.
That's yeah, that's my happy Steelers play.
Yeah, 3.18, yeah, that's. Fine touchdown.
Oh man, all. Right.
Do we have Jameis to to like turn it over anything?
Oh yeah, that's a pun. That's just fun.
We can get an interception at 1.29.
No more sacks on the board. This is good for a Pickles on
that. I'm cool with that this is on.
Two DES injury right here if I've.
Ever seen That's a beautiful. One just loves the like 2
leggers that have some. Juice.
Yeah, it's simple man. You just need two things to go
your way for 12X. Come.
On That's a beauty. That's a great point.
Jameis is throwing that back on the 1st Dr. of the second-half
and we're just going to be rooting for A1 TD.
You know, he's got a man. Yeah, we're it's going too good
for Jameis to not throw a ball to the other team.
This is what he does when he's leading 10/3 at half.
He has to throw the ball to the other team now.
It's the only thing that he knows how to do.
Amazing. The and the beautiful thing
about the Warren one is we don't care who's that quarterback, you
know, Jalen. Warren scoring.
Regardless. You can get there a number of
ways. He's very.
Talented. That was great, my side.
What a good two legger. There we go.
Did you guys make any on Badge Bros today?
Nez? Did you guys make any other NFL
ones? It sounded like no.
No, no, we, we did not. We were trying to, we got rugged
on something. We were putting something
together. Oh, we were doing the an NBA one
and then it it got, it got rugged from us and then I had
to, I had to dip. So I don't even think we got
anything in. Gotcha.
Sadly, yeah. Yeah, last week Gretchen, Pat,
we were on off and on the clock and I had the chub rushing
attempts 1 I really liked and we put it in at 14 1/2 and you
know, we're figuring out what else we want to put in the entry
with it and literally as we're like going to press submit
underdog updates it to 15 1/2 rush attempts and I was so mad
I. Was yeah, we we might need, we
might have to do an off and on the clock syndicate at this
point where it's just like, here's the play, everybody join
in, here's what we came up with because it's just in real time
too, too often does that take place.
And there's, there's only two theories.
The the one is new me is always watching, always trying to get
ahead of us. The other is that our own chat
is front running us and they're not patient enough to wait for
the collective pick. And that's that's frustrating in
its own right. That's trouble.
I think it's not. Paradise.
I think it's that, yeah. They're hammering it.
They they want to be, they don't want to be the one that's
playing the higher line, right? Yeah, I see where this is going.
These guys are talking through some.
They're making some sense. Before they agree on it, I'm
going to play it. Wow, they feel really good about
these first two. I can pick out 1/3 that I feel
this is good about as they will and.
Find a find a .66, throw it. In there.
Here we go. I think the freebie, no
freebies. You guys got to do it on like a
32nd delay. That's yeah, that's what that's
the new plan. Is it?
No, no, but that that's been I I used to get that comment all the
time with my best ball drafts. You know, be like, dude, just do
it like on a 32nd. I'm like this day and age.
I don't fucking care if you snipe me like.
Do it, do it spag style. Spags is so dedicated to not
having people time up with his best ball streams.
It was. It was a.
Great, he throws like the bait and switch.
Yeah. Yeah.
I wonder, I wonder, I could see fags go to the level where you
have like like a screenshot of a draft board and it like screen
shares to the screenshot. It is like go and do it live.
I've already been in this draft for an hour, bitches.
He has like an arch enemy. I forget who it is, but there's
somebody that he just like, cannot stand that always.
Gets in his. Tense and battles, it's the
best. It's the best.
Everybody's got their thing. We got so many good sweats start
here in the second-half. Ryan says he wants to know
Davis's Venmo about to set up $75.00 to skeet against Warren.
Yeah, I'm pretty much interested at Davis Madigan.
I I promise you he will. He will do it.
What does?
That mean in that context. It's a It's a blue sky tweet a.
Blue squeat. A blue squeat.
You've got to get a blue ski sky we're.
Calling ski over there. I might have to.
Yeah, they're called Skeets, Yeah.
Whoever came up. OK, no one actually.
I know everyone, no one feels great about it.
But but but don't. Here's what you shouldn't do.
Yeah, go on blue sky and say let's not call them skeets.
Yeah, don't do that, Will. Not increase, they're not.
They're not just on your own. Don't call them skeets, but
don't tell anyone about it. This is the only way to rile.
Up toxicity. I have an account on there.
I just, I just don't, I just don't use it.
You do? Yeah.
Yeah, I'll, I'll maybe I'll share it cuz like I just don't,
I don't. Use it.
I just search for Nez on Bluescat.
There's no. Bunch of fancy.
Much of the fantasy crew went over there last week, so.
Are they over there for good? There's the Joku.
I think a lot of people are kind of doing both, but.
Yeah, that's unfortunately the other tight end.
Was it I? Think it might be AJ Nez on
there by the way if you are looking.
AJ Nez OK, yeah. Who was that, Gretch?
Aikens. OK, I've got him confused
several times. He's watching the game.
It's not just an an all numbers thing because they, you know,
they both have like dreads and I I got I've gotten them confused
several times this year, but I've gotten used to their body
types are a little different. You, you, you know, you start to
figure it out. I will now joke who's got these
really long legs, right? He's got the short torso.
He's got the the bigger ass. Like a horse.
Out there like blonde hair and everything, you know?
Yeah. And like the the stuff on his
arms and everything. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I ended up. So that's 9 carries for Chubb
now, yeah. That's that's nice.
Chuck it. Wow.
Oh, there's Telman. Oh my God, he fools.
Wow. As you're muted, happy Steelers
baby, that's. Great.
Happy. That's great for us.
That is good. Let's go.
James didn't have time to throw a pick.
His receiver decided to Chuck the ball in the air instead.
That's beautiful. Wow.
The thing about Joku that I'm I'm now pretty concerned about,
I wasn't thinking about it. I said to you guys a few times,
the whole block release thing, it's the late developing dump
offs, the really low weight dot stuff that you see within Joku
every week when you watch he's he's just staying in because
they're worried about TJ Watt. They're worried about the pass
rush. He's not releasing.
That might actually have been the complete mess that I'm
realizing after I made us get back.
On that was a Garrett Wilson sack that then happens
immediately after, so it's sort of by default was the wrong
play. Look at this look.
At my Ness comes on suddenly Naji really just doesn't do
anything interesting at all. He just ran to space on a good
block. Yeah, and his most ideal
situation, like it could Naji be a productive running back or do
you think there's just like no chance in like in like the
perfect situation because it's. That's a trick question.
It was a very productive running back for about four games are
already this year. Oh my God, he just fumble.
He just fumble it. Oh my God, he got the first down
and. Fumble he, fumble it.
Oh, he's down. They're not.
Saying he's down, does that count as a first down, Down my
contact? All right.
No, it does not count. As a watch the ass, watch the
ass. He's down, He's down.
He's down, yes. OK, yes.
What's up, Sam? Not much, just in time for Naji.
I never. Yeah, I never would have guessed
with you, Nez. I know.
Nez, is your account the one that just says hello world?
Yes, on blue sky, yes, that is, that is.
What's the time? There.
July of 2023 he wrote Hello World.
I was one of the first, I was, I was the first mover guys.
You guys might. You might not know that about
me. Hassan got me an invite back in
the day. I squatted online but I never I
never used it. You got I was converted and and
clay over there. I got I found some people to
follow back in your on your account there.
I I remember my first ever tweet in the spring of 2009 and I
wrote the fox of Twitter. That's pretty good.
Everybody's first thought why don't I just, like, post a
Facebook status? Like why am I on Twitter?
Am I supposed to? Write what I'm having for
breakfast today. And then I wrote an article
about Twitter for my college newspaper.
I miss Myspace. Oh yeah, I just got got a little
political though. I mean, you could with the with
the with the top friends ranking that was that's.
Not heated. Feelings that would be hurt if
like Twitter or these sites now had like your top 6 friends.
My my best friend. Oh my God, no, I think they're
down there. Sorry.
Oh, Elon would make it. He would be the Tom where he
just pinned Elon as your mandatory friend.
Go Jalen. Go Jalen.
Oh. Sorry.
That wasn't such an impressive play to get 7 yards.
You got to hit the line of scrimmage and like he was never
going to stay up. But how did he how did he get so
many more yards? Than a carpet.
Damn near that was. Karaoke.
That's so good to keep his body above the ground.
Oh my God, dude, that's going. To get the matrix treatment
there. He must do some like balance
training like if you ever watch like comic ores workout they.
Didn't. Oh, they didn't get it.
Yeah, he he, he probably does. He's also just so low to the
ground. He's just.
Like, yeah, he's got to the low center ground.
The Steelers got rid of it. Helps every first down play call
in their playbook and every 4th down play call in their
playbook. I think they'd be the best team
to ever play football. Many respect.
So annoying. Oh.
My God, sounds amazing. That's exactly right.
I mean first and 10 most important down, 4th and one
probably the other most important down.
But damn Defarthur Smith won't out think himself on both.
But if you just give him like a second and six he will scheme
something up and it'll work. That's so good.
I did not like that. He's better than last year.
Dad. No, he's been.
He's been fine this year, but he's having a rough night.
I'm not. Upset.
I'm not upset with Naji, I'm upset with this play calling
tonight. I.
Mean so that play call, they've got 81 runs free.
It doesn't pick anybody up. He's like a decoy.
And then and then Warren gets tackled by someone that he would
have picked up. Oh.
Man. It's one of the worst play
designs I've seen. Refill your popcorn pack.
There's a. Lot more that.
Came from. Oh.
Man, Nez, where are you at on the Steelers?
Do you think they are a Super Bowl contender?
I mean. I'm about to ask that question
I'm just having. Fun.
Yeah, Scratch. I mean, I I think that they I I
think that this is the best team since they lost to the Jags.
I think was like the last time that they actually had a good
team that made the playoffs. Every other time they made the
playoffs, they're just like, wow, like we got in like let's
let's let's not get our ass beat like the last few years.
This is the best team I think that they've had in a while to
make the playoffs. I can actually pull off an
upset. Nobody would want to see them
win, but. I mean.
I think that they could. Beat us Steelers fans like
nobody would want to see them win.
You would. Even of course I would, but
like, even when they're good, no one there's a win.
But like, I think that they can actually cause some, some
trouble in the playoffs. But like, can they beat?
I mean, I, I, I don't think that they have what they, what it
takes to beat the best, the best in, in the, in the, in the
playoffs, though. But that's a fairpoint.
Yeah, it's a tough. AFC is tough.
You got to go through they could pull off an upset, though.
I like the way you said it. You'd have to go through
multiple good teams in a row, which is and then go win the
Super Bowl against the best NFC team.
It would be a tough path. I'm I know it was a bad time to
to ask the question. I'm basically writing this game
off. It's a short week in, in, you
know, on the road divisional game.
Like they're going to have a stinker like this is a this is
one of those games. And in in the, in the basketball
playoffs, too, they play like three games and I think like 11
days or something too. It's it's brutal with this
holiday scheduling. It's just it's.
But the Wednesday Christmas Day games are the dumbest thing.
I mean, the only thing as bad as the NFL is the only thing that
we have going for us is the actual calendar, which won't
allow Christmas to fall on Wednesday again for a while
because they would just do that every year.
But this year's stupid. Last year?
When did it pull last year? Last year being awful.
It was on Monday last year and they had a bunch of games on
Monday and then we had the leap year.
So it went from Monday to Wednesday, right?
And, and but they're like, yeah, well, it was great on Monday.
We had a triple header on, you know, on Christmas on Monday
last year. I hate the.
NFL Yeah, Wednesday's. Brutal.
Wednesday's brutal. So 2 games on a really short
week, and that's the teams that have to play there.
That must be Pittsburgh, must play that.
Yeah, they play that Wednesday against the Chiefs.
Geez, that's damn. That's Week 17.
Right. Yeah, At home at least, the
Chiefs are the ones that have to travel from.
They both play Saturday the week prior.
But to your point, it's three games in 11 days.
You play Sunday, Saturday and then Wednesday.
They got to go. What was?
That. I think it's a punt.
There must be a punt. It has to be a punt.
There's no way they're. Not kicking that.
SD Hopkins. Is that weather is picking up
though? Look at that wind like you can
tell. They're punting this.
That works for us. Jameis just throwing it at AD
lineman's head. Like I told you guys, he's he's
itching to get that ball to bounce up to a linebacker.
Dude, he wants to. Come in.
It's common, guys. Oh.
Man. So are you drafting any Steelers
in baseball? Playoff baseball.
No. I'm not really doing a whole lot
of the the way too early just yet.
I don't like like I mean, I do playoff basketball.
I do a lot of playoff basketball the way too early stuff.
I kind of I don't do that because like I got NBA, you
know, I do the daily stuff. So like it takes up so much.
I take up so much of my time, especially when I'm like
guessing on certain things and stuff.
I, I don't want to, I, I had to dedicate a lot of brain power to
it. So like I just like I did some
like Niners on slots day one and then called it a day.
That's cool. I like that.
Yeah, they were so cheap. Like I literally.
You played the whole offense. Did the entire team just on one?
One would you take Chris, Juwan or Debo?
It was a tough call. It was a tough call but did did
did Debo but took Juwan in like the sixth round with like no
ADP. It's not Dan in the discord, in
the ship chasing Discord posted a screenshot.
He'd already done 95 way too early.
It's like mother of five. Wow, setting the ADP for us.
It's 150 Max and it's it's chugging along, it's filling.
So yeah, people love it. Yeah, people love it.
I haven't done any yet. I'm probably gonna.
I'm trying to hold off and wait. Yeah, that's the coolest thing
about all the. I mean, as somebody who doesn't
get to do them, but to me, like they're time boxed, right?
Like it's gonna fill. So.
I agree with everything you just said Nez and if I could do them
I would probably still wait cuz I like to have the more
information and not have to like think about all these
hypotheticals and I'd rather think edge.
For sure if you're a grinder, like definitely some edge,
right, you're gonna get some cool unique combos, but like,
yeah, it's. There's a lot of edge in them
right now because it is you go in there and you understand the
rules of the game and you're trying to put together teams
that are live to actually win first place and you'll walk out
with a bag of garbage like it is the the rooms are so crazy that
it's actually difficult to build coherent teams.
So obviously that's frustrating, but at the same time, like
that's happening to everybody. So if you just like go in there
and you know, put in some volume right now, I think you'll like,
I don't like the teams. I feel like I have about a 50%
hit rate where I'm like, oh, this.
Yeah, right. And that's what makes it tough
too, because you got to dedicate time to it and you're like,
well, maybe this is going to be like a cooperative room or maybe
it's going to be like you said, like a a bag of trash.
It's it'll be interesting to see man, because underdogs grown a
lot, but at the same time, the fields have gotten a lot.
The fields gotten so much sharper, like very, very like
noticeably sharper this like over the last year.
But like I'm very curious to see like with the influx of new
players with that sharpness, what these best ball play out
best ball lobbies will be like. Are they going to be filled with
like, highly cooperative drafters?
They'll they be filled with I think I just broke up there.
I don't know if you guys caught all that.
Yeah, it's tough to say what this means for.
The OH. Jalen.
That's late hit. Oh, that's.
Wow, Dole flag. Come on, I think.
It's just so tough they don't. Call it we're.
All I know Warren. Warren, like, gathered himself
too much. Once he like got his feet under
him, they were gonna call the flag.
Right now it's not that cooperative, but I think it's
going to get more cooperative. I'm curious how.
See, that's what I mean, that's what I think.
I think it it's going to get, look at Jalen, it's going to get
to the point where like we're actually going to be in a lot of
rooms and it's going to be a lot better experience.
I think based on my experience with just these contests in
general over the last year that a lot of people are going to get
like, hey, like, you need to play.
You need to play for the Super Bowl.
And you know, like, yeah, we're all going to be battling over
like Diddy Lions, Super Bowl teams.
But like, at the same time, you know, other teams and stuff
like, it'll be, I think it it should be pretty cooperative.
But you know, famous last words. Yeah, I think.
They'll we've gotten the full flipping guys.
I mean, that's one little like, not little pretty big usage
thing like Jalen Warren is just taking over this backfield
tonight. Trailing Sprint man, love to see
it. I mean from the jump.
Yeah, even early on. I think they think he's the
better running back. I'm going to be writing this up
as wonder why they think though. I mean, maybe he is.
Yeah, who would thought 9/9? Just hasn't been healthy this
year. It's been so frustrating.
Like he, he keeps. Everything right, It's his hand.
It's a. Back it's a knee.
It's I mean, it's not be like, like, what a hilarious just
like, you know, salt in the wound for best ball season,
right? Like, Oh, so you're the running
back. Cool.
I bet Jalen Moore is having a great season.
Nope. Might as well put Russ in 3rd
and fucking 11. During a Blizzard.
The second and 10 run was a weird decision.
I'm nervous. 3rd and 10 this is OK.
This is where the playbook gets open, guys.
This This is where we need George Pickens to remind us that
he's a dog. Nez, are you looking at the A
copy? What kind of draw plays are are
on there? I can't, I can't give you that
info. All right, Russ Moon Ball.
That's a bit of a line drive. Oh.
Man. Jefferson.
Jefferson, dude, Yeah. Alvin Austin and I was like, I'm
OK with with Van Jeff. Yeah.
I mean, if you're not going to guard him, I hope he could catch
the ball. Oh yes.
No. Wow.
Left earlier, I thought he was still out I.
Didn't even cover. Two.
And they just, they're like, that guy's not good.
We're not going to guard him. And Russ is like, I mean, I
could, he's an NFL wide receiver.
I can throw. That's just what a catch by no
Jefferson your. Dad, your dad would be going
nuts right now with the radar. It is.
Right slide up. There you go, just ruin all mojo
that you just gained on that catch with.
First intent. Ron Naji.
Jesus, I am I, I I'm telling you the the every single wide
receiver would be wide open if you just hit him with a play
action fake on 1st down. Like there's seriously there's.
You do not think you're doing anything else other than running
on what's what. They're doing people.
They're just setting up that one big play action.
That's all they're doing. Oh my God.
There was this high school football game when I was in high
school, the team that won the state championship and all they
did was run the ball 99% of the time and every then once again
they'd hit you with the play action and it'd be a touchdown
every fucking time. It was so sick.
It's very high school football. Here you go.
Wrestling. Oh.
Yeah, OK. Whoa, this is setting up for the
worst. Are they getting them the 1st
give it to AI? Could not stomach a fourth down
play call from Artie, right? I wanted it.
I wanted Naji to to get us that first.
That was second. We still got a third down and
then. Four, Pat, I've written off the
Naji versus Jerry Judy first down, no.
I've I've moved on. They've unleashed Judy.
I have it. We're going to get those five.
We still need a lot of other stuff on that one, don't we?
I know we need a ton. Of stuff off that.
Sweat. The the kicker under we we still
need the kicker lower so. Yeah, the Judy.
Rounds could feasibly not score another kicking point.
It's possible. Warren hit the rushing over on
that one. Here we go.
We got Naji in there. Third and one how?
Was that? Do you know, it's so funny.
You could see you could see their logic.
They're like Jalen Warren's running really well, man.
But do you see the snow? This is a fucking Naji one.
We. All knew that was gonna happen.
Right. I know everyone knew that, Yeah.
Here we go, Gretch. You said, Oh my God, he's.
Blowers. No, you can't even fucking see.
Look at the snow. The snow looks like ATV has gone
out. It's like peek.
At him. Yeah, right it.
Was static. I mean, things are like flying
in the background. You're going to have him.
Kick a boom on 4th and 1:00. This is sick.
You got to go. You're.
Down sick. You mean that in all senses?
Of we, we do need this. Well, Warren can't do it and
Naji fair. Montandra.
They this is their only. This is the one we boosted.
Do you think you're going to kick 3 field goals the rest of
the way? You need a TD at some point.
Are you planning to win this 12 to 10?
I'm not tilting it anymore and I want it for this pick of entry I
want. It too all right.
Talking to special teams. Because what's 9 yards away?
Boswell is going to drill this and.
Then we burn a time out. Joku.
Now they're going. They are going.
They. Did.
Some math on the sideline, they're like, oh wait, we are
going to need a touchdown at some point.
Probably should go for it. That is not a high percentage
kick. They had a cloud timeout because
they're like, well, all we have is nausea.
Nausea dies. What do we?
What the hell do we do? Yeah.
Like we literally we know that our offensive coordinator can't
call the right play here. So I'm kind of terrified of
whatever call is about to happen.
It's about to be so. Brutal.
Well, we can't see. It I think you got to give it to
Warren. We're not.
Ross Scramble. Oh my God.
Wow, dude, come on man. Ah, Smith, with the gamble,
you're never in doubt. Backing.
That's the wall. Russell Wilson's 12 is not 14
right now like the The passing game is fine.
Yeah, it's fine. Well, he's taking a bunch of
sacks. That's part of his whole
efficiency. His whole career is like he'll
take a sack instead of throwing in completion, you know?
Wow. Oh, Naji's back in.
I can't. Establish the numbers.
How can you tell? You know, they get him in the
Green Zone and then it's and then it's Jalen Warren time.
You just got to it's. Time for How did you do?
The Dirty. Work happy, time happy.
Time is among us. Oh, I think he just went off.
They changed the camera. It looked like he was maybe
subbing out. Did he?
Get a nine yard Jalen. Warren No, it's nuts.
It looks like slow MO. That's beautiful.
Great what this is. Where's the moon angle?
It's so cool. Yeah, you cowards.
Only moon balls. I bet it is, yeah.
Wow, look at this. This is nuts.
Jalen Warren, OH. Oh, he caught it.
Come on, throw it. Oh.
Damn it. All right, Kevin.
Throw that away, you win. Check it out of the end zone
that. Looks pretty bad.
Certified Orange. Certified Orange.
My dad and Kevin Roth just sent me told you so.
Should have taken the higher on 3.5 inches of stuff.
Look at these. Flakes why are people?
Out there without their shirts on.
Yeah, we are going to get the field goal right here and that's
called it. Look at it just sticking the Tom
of the beard dude. I don't know if they can kick a
field goal in this. Can't even see these guys.
Well, they think Boswell is the greatest kicker of all time.
Adam Venterri could do it. OK, They set up 4th and short.
OK. What are we doing here?
What are we doing? Yeah, like it has to be Ford on
territory, right? It's just it looks like he's
walking off. They're going to kick this.
Now, no, I think you got to go. What?
They're kicking. They're kicking, they are.
Soaking. Why do you throw that past?
They love to kick. They set up a better kick.
They were setting up a better kick.
Yeah, they send them a better kick.
Best Steelers man the world. Best in the world Wicked Wicked
is out in theaters. It's Baz season.
Dude, I'm worried about the snap.
I'm worried about the hold. I'm worried about the.
Kick the best. Can't see the ball?
Better do it the. Best in the.
World dude, don't doubt the. Best I was flying right I
couldn't. I lost that shit as.
Soon as I didn't see the ball. It's like on golfing like
where'd that? Go just punched a hole in the
snow. All right, so we're one Jalen
Warren Tuddy, Chris Boswell extra point in the Joku 2
receptions and we just. We just start to cook.
Just really turned this evening around.
I can't believe they kicked that they.
It should. Where do we add on the other
five legger that has the Steelers receiving stuff?
Yeah, let me pull it up. Pickens just got to 48.
I think he's a he's a yard and a half shy.
Yeah, he's a yard and a half shy.
So Darnell Washington, we need 2 yards.
That's sick. Chubb, we need four more
attempts. Pickens we need 2 yards, we need
a Cleveland Tutty and we need Warren 6.
You'd like to have a green check here somewhere.
It still seems possible, but you you wish at this point you had a
green check. What's a green check?
I just I thought they were only red or blue.
Those are only the ones on my entries are they're sometimes
green ones. I didn't think that's cool.
Do they maybe like a discount token?
They could. That's how you could see one.
Is the Kors dead? We have two.
Kors, the Kors never dead. I kind of feel like this is
should be the point. Of the no the Warren still the
the Warren Judy under kicking under is live if the Browns
never score another point. Warren's already gone over.
We have one that's got this is very live Warren's over and.
This one is technically. Good, this one is technically
hit. Oh it's lower 5.5.
We can still middle. I didn't realize that the Browns
score a touchdown. We can still middle with two
extra points that. Was the whole thesis.
Was the I didn't well the field goal I thought took away our
middle. I thought we were at a .5 away
at this point. I'm going to call underdog in
Buffalo Wild Wings and just tell him to shut down the game
because shut it. Down.
If you guys want, I mean, we can start circulating the Google
form right now if they say this is too much snow to play
football. Back onto this.
It was a sax, right? There's no sax.
And what was the other one? And the let's just not bring up
the Jerry Judy first. Let's just please stop talking
about it. For me, I didn't know it was a
great goal. I didn't know, Please stop.
Talking. About it.
Did you guys see that they they, they added the overlay on the on
the on the yardage numbers. That was that was a nice move.
That's the best thing. Oh yeah, Prime Vision is like
ever done, because everything else that they've done is just.
Look at this field. Well, this is going to be a fun
final quarter, guys. This is football weather.
Oh, there. I love it, yeah.
Prime. Vision this.
Is not football weather. Oh, this is.
Fine weather I'm not I'm not from any cool cool climate so
so. You think football weather is
just the Texas climate because you're a Texas guy?
I. Get it?
Well, we we have ice. What are you talking about?
Dez? You live down the street.
This is like the definition of football weather.
When we got snow as kids, we didn't get a ton up here in
Seattle, but when we got it, we always got together for tackle
football. It was like, you have to go play
football. It snowed.
It's so fun to play tackle football in the snow.
OK. First Blade, OH.
Davis, what is? This dude what just happened?
Who the fuck fuck is this? Who is Whitehart?
I believe his first name is Blake.
Blake Whitehart. I just.
Thought you could sneak him out there.
As a leverage play. No, this dude is not real.
Put him out there in the snap. Oh my God.
That point. Jacob, this is BBQ weather in
Manitoba. Canada, he says.
That's great. Chuck, Carrie.
Hello. Crazy.
There we go. Nice keep.
Keep. That's 14.
Come on, that's 12. He's up to 12-3 more no.
I just have it two in my brain for some reason.
Well, everybody, yeah. I was real confident.
The chub thing really loved it. The early rushing wasn't there.
He's got the game script and it's still sweat.
It's not great. I thought he would have like 5
carries in the first drive. I thought they were just going
to come out. Chub Chub.
Chub. Chub.
Nothing was ever going to be easy in this.
You got to run it to him again here.
Yeah, there it is. Second and four.
Nice. Are they letting Hopkins kick a
47 yarder? No.
I don't think so. I think they would punt it.
I think they would punt it from the 30.
I'm not kidding. They actually might.
I think they would punt it and try to pin it inside the five
from the 30. Honest to God, be like, we'll
keep them out of the end zone. What are they going to kick two
more field goals on us? So it's going to be in the
quarter. They're not snapping this.
Oh, they snapped it. They thought they'd catch him
off guard. I'd touch him.
Maybe they did. Oh my God.
Oh, it's 4th and very short. You got to go.
You.
Got to go. Did they give him the spot?
That was not a purse. That was not a purse.
He was short. Tolman's can cost as well.
Cheat. I got a beat.
Oh shit, that's not good for us. Dated.
Switch something else? A different switch, Yeah, Davis
chose to start Tillman. You notice how I let him make
that decision? Well, that that's why I I said
he chose and not you or us, yeah.
Well, I said to you, I want to break all ties away from this
game to, to be fair to Davis, our options on that.
Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, I, I mean, I was before I talk
to y'all leaning to start Tillman on that one because
there was no other really good option.
What was the other one? Olmer and who else?
Not now. But it didn't sound pretty.
No, the other one like Demario Douglas, he's like pretty close.
We had to start Tillman there. It was fine.
Until Kaden goes off this week, no.
Bears don't go off. That's not a thing unless you're
Rome. I think Rome can get there.
I've said that every week and I and I keep playing him and it
hasn't worked. Out.
He's getting targets now. Yeah, I haven't checked.
Like the route. I feel like that was the big
thesis was like Shane Waldron, just his route.
Trees are just the most uncreative thing in the world.
Right. So I was pretty excited.
Davis swapped our. Project.
Caleb without my consent, that's.
Crazy. Oh, that's not good.
I would not. Have that's crazy that'll.
Be relationship right there with your.
That's so bad. See, that's why I asked before I
I make certain decisions. Against the Steelers in wind and
rain and everything and he's. Going to love it.
That's a. He really hates Kayla.
I mean. Kid played better not playing at
football. Right now.
He played better this past week. Clay playing Caleb and DFS, now
that's good, man. Come on.
Come on, guys. No.
Davis can't be brought down with Bitcoins about.
That's what I'm saying. This is why he's got so much
hubris right now with with this, with this bull run, that he's
just making decisions like this about Jacob's consensus.
I got the. I got the Midas touch.
This is where Davis should announce I took my entire
underdog deal in Bitcoin instead of underdog credit.
Like who's the Who's the Seattle guy who did that?
O Coon. Russell, Russell O Coombe, Odell
Beckham did it or has Rams? Out Lawrence did.
Something they've all come back and have Duncan on the haters.
They had saved their receipts. They're like, who looks so
stupid now, buddy boy? Man, I didn't realize how high
book Bitcoin got. Let's go.
Oh. Man, he took a.
What are what are we doing here? Are they just running it to
Chubb? What do we think?
Yeah, this has got to be the Chubb up the gut, but they
they've been like so aggressive with Jameis even up that this
could be play action, which would hurt because that's a good
students are going to bite on that so hard.
They're going for this, we assume.
I mean, I guess a punt is like a pretty big risk in and of
itself. But you're at the 35.
Oh, they're across the 50. I'm sorry, I didn't realize
where they were. Are they across the 50?
They're across the. 50, right? They're like the 30.
OK, I thought they're with their own.
I forgot about the Blake Whitehart catch it just already
memory hold it. Inches here.
Man, that was kind of a nice spot.
I thought he was a good like. What is this formation?
Chubb at fullback? Judy at halfback.
Chubb fullback 'cause he's having such a hard time.
He got it. He got it.
He's having such a hard time with the with the, I mean, he
doesn't look super explosive, right?
But he is so physical. Yeah, it was a fullback.
Can I, can I ask like you figure like at least putting a Joku
back there, like who are you trying to fool with Jerry Judy
in the backfield? I don't understand.
I guess they're trying to signal that maybe they would go like,
out wide, like they might do some kind of pitch concept.
So you have to like, yeah, they don't want to sob, honor the
edges of the field. We need a TV.
Let's go. It is good fee.
The Joku Tuddy. That's Aikens again.
God damn. It Aikens.
Why is he out there did this? Turn into a three tight end by
committee with Whitehart, Aikens and a Joku OH.
My. Gosh, and Joku staying into
block, man, they really like his.
Oh no, he went out. They really like what he does
with the blocking Elise stuff. I think he like never gets those
targets. If it's downfield, it's probably
Aikens. We got to get the TD.
Yeah. We got to get the TD.
Couple Chubb carries right now would be great.
We'll go over on Chubb, get the extra point.
Yeah, he's at 14. All right.
Boom, push him, push him. Push.
He's in. No, no start.
OK, but you that we needed two so we're going to get another
carry. You got to give him another one
right there. I'm going to throw it with
Winston. They might do a QB sneak.
I think you have to just give it to Chuck second.
Down Chuck clears 15 rush attempts.
Good work fellas. Nice.
Oh, he cleared already? I thought it was 15 and a half.
Oh. Nice 14.
And a half. Let's go.
Beautiful. Well, then he should have scored
there. I was like, I was like, yeah, we
need it one more. All right, Well, who cares?
They don't even. Think it's still pretty awesome
for us too. Oh he took his visor out mid
game. Yeah, I noticed that.
Go, go, go. Push the pile.
Way sure. Nez really wants him to kick a
field goal. We really want to.
Go I mean, I don't I I I want you guys to have A to have a
good a good pick em but but. Just.
You can just end there. You don't have to add a butt.
I'd rather. I mean, what?
What if it's? OK.
And Joku TD, let's go. We'll dump off, right?
Joku TD would be great. I still think a Jameis pick
would be pretty funny. That's why I think, I think, I
think they're going to overthink this.
They're gold. They're going to try something
fancy. A Jameis pick here we're all in
for. Exactly.
That's. The room.
The room celebrates. That works.
Happy Room. Man, that the fact that we are
live for two cores, a double core.
Can you pull those up? Yeah, I'd love to.
What's with the, the, the extra point of what What, What if we
got a touchdown here we get our second extra point.
How does that help us right now? Oh.
Well, in the in the five leg. That's the five leg, OK.
We need we need 1 receiving on that 1 I think.
Yeah, yeah, two really good things for.
You that's the one where we need a bunch of things to happen
still OK and a Darnell, yeah, we're fine with but.
It's the right script. It's all the right script.
The other core, The other core, we have to get an on we.
We can't get a field goal here on the other core, correct?
Correct. Yeah, correct.
We really need. Them.
Oh, they're running, yeah. Oh no, no, play action.
Got it and jumped it. Come on.
This is why they have to use fucking white heart.
Why couldn't he just like? Dude, I, I'm, I'm Team Atkins
now. I mean, come on, Atkins.
And Joko's done that like 10 times in his career.
He loves. I'm on the Atkins diet now and
it includes no no joku you. Say you say my bad, they're.
Going to kick the fuel goal now they're.
Going. Yes, yes, Stefanski.
Gotta pin them deep. Please.
Are they going to snap it? Snap it.
Snap snapped it. OK.
Throw it. Yes.
No, we don't. Want that for Nez, that was
that. Was hilarious.
That was awesome. That's hilarious.
No, it's good for an extra point though I guess.
Do you think he was staying Leroy Jenkins in his head as he
jumped? Davis is.
No, I, I honestly don't. I think he said.
Greg Jennings, I. Just said James Winston in his
own point. Guys, No, they're going for two.
No. Are you just kidding?
I'm not kidding. Oh no.
What's the? What's the score at?
What is? 16-6 What if someone's?
Home 18/6. Because that still puts you.
What's the point of seven? Makes no sense.
Yeah, no, they probably should be kicking.
They just feel like they can't kick.
He catches that. And joke, who catches that?
That doesn't count as a catch. He doesn't.
Count as a catch, God damn it. Jacob, friendship with Davis
redeemed. James dove into the end.
Zone. Oh my God.
That's Javis. Javis saw that play look like
when you see some of the Youtubers do the dumb stunts
where like the Ferrari comes at them and they jump over the car
as it's coming. Javis it's like waiting for the
speeding vehicle that just lunges over it.
Jesus. It's a great cop that hurt.
That sucks that they didn't kick that.
That's really frustrating. We're all sad, lose sight.
Why are we sad? Guys?
We have both of our cores live right now.
Every bit of our collective energy needs to go to George
Pickens getting two more yards and Jalen Warren getting 7
receiving yards. Yeah, is that all we need?
Yes, everything else is hit. This, this pick'em is hit.
It's clean. It's just.
Yep. It's clean.
This is a double. 1 That one just needs some receiving yards
for the steel. All right, let's do what that
one they need. We can just.
Do it. Right.
Thanks. For the reset.
Yeah, that was a good everyone fucking my common speech right
there. I just needed a little like some
type of random euphemism that I didn't understand.
You guys were getting sad that we were in 2nd and long and I
said, hey, we're just going to dial up a Russ Wilson Moon ball
here. We're going to be fine, guys.
We'll see what they dial up. Yeah.
I just want to see what Jalen Warren screenplay.
That would be beautiful. But you get those, those
receiving yards. I think that's a great idea.
That's. 1st and 10 throw a screen to Jalen Warren.
That's like the that would be actually the right thing to do
from the game perspective. I should.
Have never mentioned I took the the the Steelers Midas 3.
This guy DK is obsessed with the Steelers Midas three that I.
What, you just made one random pick on a game.
Is this what you do every time somebody misses a side or a
total? I mean, I got news for you, but
that's a tough market like. Glad.
This guy's not a stealing line subscriber.
Look. Rough weekend.
If you could send a super chat over.
I'm down pretty bad right now. I'm going to have to go wake up
my wife and our child, let him know we're moving.
We can't afford this this residence anymore.
We're going on the run. Oh my run.
Well, the. Steelers might.
Why is Trev back in the chat? Dude you just went to a a final
like 3 minutes ago. What?
Are you maybe he finished. Man he, he crushed it.
He. Finished it back wait from 4th
quarterback. That's not that long, you know,
final SO. He's probably bomb the final.
Ready to put some money. No Trev.
Trev. No, Trev will crush the final
dude. This is why Trev keeps taking
the final over and over again. Yeah, how many times have you
taken this one? Just this I I just have one
request for the gods. No turnovers.
That that's just. My Oh my God, and do you I'm a
little bit behind, but as you said that it bounced off, it's
just you were like no turnovers and the guy's like have.
You seen which quarterbacks are playing.
I studied up and dominated that final.
I'm an intuitive scholar. I was a follow up was 70%.
I wish I could. Pull up the previously from
Trev. He's like.
I'm stoned and blacked out and just ordered Taco.
So, Darnell? Yes, yes.
Positive green check. Dude, my God, man.
That's the extra .1. It is.
Yeah, it. Is, yes, but we'll, we'll take
that then. Yeah, it's not.
I mean, it's not out of the question.
There's a possibility they could kick an extra point still in
this. It's not a fun threat.
And then you get the wrestling now, so the defensive.
Six would be great. That's what I I don't want.
I don't want Browns out to TD. I think they.
Would just kick it. Yeah.
Right time to get picked fields fields is.
In fields is in. The Ross under it half is going
to hit. Oh no, this is just a run.
There you go. Oh, he's.
Gone. He's.
Still running. Was that Warren that took out
two dudes? Warren is an insane blocker.
And like one of the best, Literally like one of the best.
He's almost too good. I think he's they don't throw
them as much as they would. Oh no, it was Hayward.
This is the only reason Hayward plays because.
He still the point stands. Yeah, the point does stand.
Warren is a. Great guys Justin feels his
package is growing in real time that.
Was more like a slapstick too. I don't even think Hayward did
that much. You guys were really.
Excited about a block that. Worked.
Oh, they left him. In they left him.
In Oh shit. Hell yeah.
Well, it worked. I mean.
You got to leave him in. He's hot.
Oh my. God, did the QB draw again?
And. Then he went to the edge because
even he knows I can't go up the middle.
This is not what I do. Well, what is Arthur Smith
doing? I.
Don't know man. He's.
And now look, fields is limping now.
Oh. Shit.
Still in no. He why don't he's an option?
I'm a little bit worried about fields for our receiving stuff
because we are now it's it's. Really bad.
It's so bad, doesn't even look comfortable doing it.
When they run the sweep like that with Jalen Hurts or like
with Josh Allen, those guys look a lot more comfortable running
that particular. He doesn't even look like he's
ever done it before. He's like, this is not my I'm
not a power runner. What are you doing?
He's. Throwing.
He said. I see Russ throw high.
Let me try that. Too I got a flag.
I think it's a roofing the passer maybe, Yeah, roofing the
passer. You gotta roughing the the
fields package pays off. Come on man, come on, you gotta
play. Fields.
Taking them out. I kind of love it.
I love it. I wish they called cooler plays
though. I know need.
Rust for these for Pickens and and Warren, honestly.
Oh, we drove him into the ground.
The the body weight. Yeah, he.
Didn't need to do that. It's this second part.
They don't let you do that. Everybody knows not to do that.
Yeah, that's bad cuz the hit was clean.
You just let him be just clean. Yeah, you just, you know.
Yeah, you just take your hands back.
Guys are pretty good about avoiding that these days.
Yeah, it's not even their starting quarterback.
Like if you're gonna cheap shot, I mean, some of these guys are
like how knock out the quarterback it's like.
Fields. What are you doing?
I'm going to make him feel it. It's like he's the backup.
He just came in for three plays. Wrong guy.
Wrong. Guy Bang Bang bang.
Warren Pickens Dealer's choice on the order.
I mean, it's 4 down, 4 down territory.
No doubt it's. Warren Warren's Pickens.
All right, This should be Pickens.
Come on. They got to do the screen.
I I just the Jalen Warren screen.
I just want a Jalen Warren screen. 2 catches.
He did get that second catch I was talking about but only 8
yards. Got to get him to three catches.
A screen would be perfect, right?
Because like, yeah, they're, they're bringing pressure.
They know they're trying to score.
I mean, it just, it's makes too much.
It's it's a little too sensical. It's makes so much sense.
They don't even have on the plus.
Five and a. Half I'm going to I'm.
Going to DM you some resources buddy.
It's nausea scream, I swear. Not.
No fine pickings. You're showing up OK.
That works. Nausea receiving.
First down receiving. Wow.
Damn. I couldn't have it.
The rust, That was right. Raji's about to still get 5
first downs. What has he got?
I knew it was live man. If he scores a touchdown, that's
a that's a third one. We I think that can I.
Also tell us one thing we're still rooting for, guys is a
Miles Garrett sack. OK.
As the Russ lower and Calvin Austin lower are still in play.
OK. Yeah, OK.
Four sack. Game Nez is not really
conflicted. About forgot about that Garrett.
Sack just like swallowed you up. OK.
Warren's in. God damn ready, he's in.
Yeah, this isn't even enough yards.
Yeah, Oh my Cordero. Patterson.
Dude, Arthur Smith, somebody shoot him into this.
But now Warren has enough yards if they do a if they do, a pass
TD to Warren is. It bad that the body.
We also have the TD. What was the TD?
1 you. Thought that anything that was
Darnell Washington, that was Darnell Washington.
So did I. The TD was a Jameis pick.
Pat Jameis. Pick.
Yeah, that's that's. Tricky.
We got a lot of things that are live and we're running out.
Oh. Yeah, we've been here before.
None of them hit, is what I recall.
But this time, they're gonna. Absolutely, I know.
I'm still trying to figure out what.
We're heading into the holidays though.
Oh God. What do they do?
Unsportsman like on half the distance to the goal, yeah.
We need a warranty. That's that's the new sweat.
Warranty would be great. Chat what?
Was the penalty there? None of us have the.
Sound, Here we go. It's they're showing it right
now. Oh, that is soft.
Oh, oh, oh he. Got rid of Pickens mouth guard
that's. Snatched his mouth guard.
Smartest Cleveland. Brown Aliate.
That is fucking growth from our guy.
Yeah. Let's go.
Happy, happy, happy. Happy time stealer, happy place.
That's a good one. What were you?
Talking about, we needed that. We needed that.
Come on man. Time.
We're going to get we're going to get 2 Chubb carries.
They they got a throw. They might not, they might throw
up a four third long. They're going to throw on 3rd
and long. We're going to we're going to
get we're live. We are live for a James Pick.
Guys, this is I, I feel alive. This is I do.
Too, man. Even even, even if we get, even
if this is a loss, this is this is, this is happy Steelers.
This is that I I don't give a shit about the score of this
game or whatever. This has been a fucking fun ass
game. Boswell, do you get the Boswell
picking points there? Don't.
Or do you have anything left? With him on that thought.
What do we have with Boswell? Yes, we do.
So this one is still tough. Yeah, this one's tough.
Well, you might see someone joking on this on this drive.
They did go back to him after the drop.
That's true. Still a lot of football left to
be played. That's yeah.
That one's pretty live, yeah. I'm telling we got a lot of.
Yeah, we got a lot of stuff. I I'm feeling nervous.
I don't, I don't want to like Jinx anything.
So it's like, I don't want to get too excited.
We tried to build. A tentatively.
Pick them for every eventuality so we would win something.
Now, hopefully Dwight, but. It's a fucking sweat.
We had 19 foot irons in the fire and we're still waiting.
I. Want to come?
I want to tell the community honestly, we have lots of
secondary sweats. Our biggest sweat right now
because it does not look like Cleveland has any interest in
kicking a field goal like 0 is Jerry Judy cannot score a
touchdown. Jerry Judy cannot fucking score
a touchdown. That's.
The big one. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. Well, that I don't like that
because Tillman's out. Stuff, relax.
Good vibes, good vibes, old good vibes.
He can catch. What was the other?
Is the other core live too? I'm already forgetting it's an
under on the kicking. Means sworn receiving, which is.
Possible. Yeah, we need the.
Warren. Still, we need the Warren.
That's the one, yeah. That's the one we need another
drive. But I mean, there's time, yeah.
We have 1 core that if the game ends now, is in the money and
I'm sitting here talking like we're not gonna hit anything.
What we want is we want a a Browns drive that takes like
some time off but not a ton. Steelers get the ball back with
like 3 1/2 minutes left. Off an interception.
There we go.
And then they throw out a Pickens and Warren.
Now we're talking. I can see it the rest of this
game, these pick UMS are just going to start fucking spitting
out like a hot slot machine. We're going to get Jameis
throwing deep to Judy for a second.
It's going to be scary and then it's going to get picked off.
That is too scary. You're going to be an Elijah
Moore target instead, Yeah. Let's do it to Elijah Moore.
So is there any pick em hits and the and there's a giveaway I
mean. No, that's just a coin I.
Didn't know but we did. Two points.
Literally, we're trying to give. The money, you've got to give
the money away. There's so many things here.
No, I mean I we're at the point where if something doesn't hit,
I'm just going to tell underdog like I demand a recount and
we're just going to stall and filibuster until we get a pick
em in our favor. Is there like a Mac game later
tonight? Is there some type of like we
have a a map game we can bet on after this?
There's always something. We were talking earlier about
like, like betting sizes on, on our things and I, I told you
guys I was like, yeah, I want to go with the higher number.
So I, I feel good about our pickups.
I feel good about us getting out of this hole here.
But I also think that's the definition of problem gambling.
There were this meme in the in the discord was there's chip
chasing take it away opposite. Directions.
You got to give it up for Dan on that one.
Man, that was really fucking funny.
All right, we got the chub first down run they got a throw.
They didn't get anything Chubs not it's clearly not getting
anywhere. This is this is Jameis, this is.
This is the original. OK, the the part about this that
I'm offended on is how was Davis that far ahead of us?
Yeah. Don't focus on a.
Lot more pickups than us, yeah. Just focus on the fact that he
missed. Jameis Pick.
Come on. We stumbled, we wanted a
turnover and we didn't. Get the turnover.
I'm I'm calling underdogs. We were directionally accurate.
Pay that out. That is, that is protected.
This is it's it's good touchdown, touchdown.
Good, but we. And they got a throw and you're
getting you're getting a pick. If they're trailing Jameson the
4th, come on guys. That's like .6 X.
We can we get the. I just the they're going to end
up you said go with turnover. I know I was like.
That's amazing. And then all we had was pick,
and so we went with that. They knew.
They knew they couldn't. Do this they know?
Well, we can. That's just, that's a shame,
man, because that would have been a smash That that would
have been it. That literally would have been
the 12X. Turnover protection.
I will just again put this sweat on the radar again.
We don't hate a Miles Garrett sack.
OK. OK, just.
Put it out there. I were like, I didn't say it,
but I went through my head. You said turnover and I was
like, man, sucks that we don't get fumble on there as.
Well, I know I'm like give me. Pickets.
There's pickets? No.
Are you fucking kidding me? That was a.
Terrible thrill, that was. Not getting close.
I thought he was going to catch that.
Only George Pickens can make it look like he's going to catch
it. They just kind of casually look
at the balls flying past, he told.
Me, I was like, he's wide open. Touchdown.
It's four people. Amazing.
The way he turned, I thought he was just going to catch it a
little bit behind it, right like back, shoulder, 10 yards away.
From us needed a little more lift.
We got no Warren. We want a Warren screen.
Run a screenplay. We're out the gut.
Naji second in the middle. Hey, look, there's enough time
now for them to get two more Chris Boswell field goals and
win 1918. That's what they're thinking
over there. They're doing the math.
Again, we're down 52 field goals wins this game.
Oh God, they're going to kick it.
You realize they're going to kick it, right?
Not now, Ben. I just wish we had Warren out
here for a third and six. I know.
Why? We need Pickens here.
Bad Yeah, they're doubling Garrett.
That's a ball. That's Miles Austin.
Oh, it's. Calvin.
The mile or that's whatever. Yeah, Calvin.
Holy shit, let's go though. Sorry about the Calvin Austin
lower. But no, that's fine.
Yeah, that one's dead. We're moving on.
Yeah. Where was that last week when I
played this touchdown for a long pass?
Here you go, man. Well, now we're going to get
Jameis throwing now with the Jameis.
Staying live 12X. Nick is live for sure. 12X Oh
boy, they're. Going to go for two here, right?
They are going for two for sure. The Browns field goals back in
play on that core, where we're also Faye the Judy.
We want them to make this, I think, because if we're going to
lose on a field goal, we at least won overtime, yeah.
We definitely want him to make it.
We want to overcome out. Oh man.
I wish that was Pickens. Yeah.
That would have been nice if it was Pickens because then you
still. Have to I think I had like no
Calvin Austin and these probably loses as well.
I can't live randomly called him Miles Austin.
There's a name for the past. Yeah.
Miles Austin. Was sick it.
Was a long time ago a great cowboy 2009?
He had pretty eyes. Young Steph loved Miles Austin.
Flag they're. Not God damn it.
Nice defense man, you guys, why do?
They just throw a fade. It's fucking monsoon.
The fade is the worst two point play you can call anyway.
You're in a goddamn snowstorm. Be competitive.
Arthur Smith. Jesus.
Wow, we got our sense of ball game, fellas.
Mac. Nova -3 Sweat brought it up.
Oh no, it was, it was being nice.
If they would have got that beat, you would have been
pushing. People have never been.
So that's that. I almost forgot I.
Made there's like there's layers, there's people betting
on the outcome. If you're betting, betting on
the outcome, it's it's like like bonds.
Yeah, it's like the I. Watched the derivative market.
I watched The Big Short like once a year, and I just watched
it, so that's what made me think of that, yeah.
It's a good movie. It's free on on YouTube but it's
like really edited. So whenever he's like throwing
like the Jenga pieces into the trash and calling them dog shit,
he's like dog dude. It's completely ruined some
really important moments. I did watch it for free.
We have. Ninjoku outs right now.
Yeah, so the the card is Winston pick Ninjoku 2 receptions.
That wins one. Well, it then puts into play the
the the Jalen Warren higher. So that was the one we did the
boost on. Here OK, that could be rushing
or receiving Yep. OK, so.
Two outs there, I mean just six scrimmage yards and so if we
could scam 2 Najoku receptions. Here and then, yeah, Warren runs
late. Yeah, he's our basic yard.
Yeah, we put 200 on this one. So this is.
That's a big one. That would be huge.
That'd be nice. Wow.
I can't even. Drop that TV that was, I mean,
we would need one catch, yeah. That was, that was.
Rough. There's a person in all my
dynasty leagues that second anything happens, they put that
player on the trade block. So now Calvin Austin, like she's
not on the trade block. That's simply that my take today
from watching this game is I need to go load up on Calvin
Austin and Dynasty. That's insane.
Is it a bid or are? They like dead serious.
Well, they love training, so they're serious.
Well, money. They just want to trade anything
they have to like, get. I'm in.
I'm in a free Football League where like for every pick you
make during the draft, you have to explain like why you made
your pick. I've been doing it for a few
years. It's fun.
There's a guy in there that will like trade and negotiate like
nonstop and just berate you with trade offers.
In this free league he works nonstop and every time someone
end up making a deal with them they're always just like fuck
off trade just so they can get out of his DM.
It's pretty legendary to be honest, for a free league.
Free league where you have to explain every pick you make.
Are you sure you're just not a a YouTube streamer?
So I'm always ready. He did a good job.
OK, that's a Actually, the fate was to Cordero Patterson.
Patterson, yeah. Yeah.
Or Darnell Washington. They're indistinguishable from
the well. He was a wide receiver.
Yeah, woman is a wide receiver. It's not.
His own. I was going to say he can,
can't. No pot.
Horribly, yeah. He plays right.
Yeah, yeah, it's FTA man. He.
Wasn't a very good running packet.
Man, they're trying to. They're trying to see if he's
learned in position. Oh my gosh, a pick here would
just. It'd be great.
Overdose me on euphoria. Oh my God, they're taking him
off the field. What's happening is.
That time out. No, they're doing it's.
Going around. The past and Robinson thing.
Yeah. Jerry Judy in the back the.
Field stuff is so cool, they want to emulate.
It everybody wants to be the Steelers guys.
What can I tell you? They have Dorian Thompson
Robinson on the field. Jamis was like, wait, I can get
a break for a. Few wait.
Why does it say first and 10? Was there a penalty?
Cuz that was an incomplete pass, was it not?
Yeah, it was. It's second and 10 defensive
holding. No play.
Did they even show that? I don't think they showed that,
but I see you in the game log Joey Porter got called for.
What was? That good job, DT.
Joey I. Mean Joey Porter, the 2nd right.
Confusing with his dad. Jay Porter Junior.
Jay Junior. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ninjoku dump off. They brought Dorian Thompson
Robinson for a Nick Chubb 2 yard 3 yard run on 1st and 10.
Congrats. He looked proud of himself.
He shouldn't. I can't wait for Adkins to catch
a pass and I think it's Ninjoku. Another dead play.
That's right, a false start. He's got to push it down the
field now. Question is just.
The ball. When the Steelers DB gets hit
between the numbers, will he catch it?
That's my yeah, that's, that's what I'm that's the sweat.
This Beanie Beanie Bishop will always make the pick.
Who's in the tent? No, they keep they're showing
the I got the game on mute so I have no idea.
Yeah, everything's silent. Under center.
Chuck it, Chuck it, game. You know you want it.
Jameis. This is that's such a Jameis.
Oh, he wanted to throw the pick. That was like a really nice,
like, Oh my God, he got hurt too.
Oh. No, not hurt enough to not throw
a pick. Oh.
He's good. He put like perfect weight on
that that was throwing back across the middle of the field.
This is I'm in the. Snow, you know he couldn't see.
Look at this snow. No the Lasik.
He got LASIK. That's a.
Great. That's a great throwing catch.
It's a. Really.
Good throw almost. The defender almost gets a hand
on it. That's a tip drill pick.
If he just gets it, that's. What I'm saying, man, I thought
he's. Thrown that back across the
middle. He's thrown that pick multiple
times this year. He's done it.
He did that first game he played where he threw 3 picks in the
second-half. Oh boy, we got a game.
Oh my God. Oh yeah.
Oh my. God don't he wanted.
It Javis wants to. Throw.
He wants to throw a. Pick.
Just do it. I wonder if they have put a.
Little air under it. Yeah, now we're talking.
Are they in field goal range? I don't think they're in field
goal range. I don't I don't know if they
have a range. Yeah, like they they just
refused. I mean that was a really weird 2
point conversion. Chats.
That. Hopkins was one of the worst
kickers in the world. After.
Are they going to run it on 2nd and 10?
No. He's throwing 10 there.
It is. Oh, there it was.
So. Close.
Oh my. God, double coverage.
Why is he throwing? What the hell, Damn it.
This guy. Bishop, Bishop.
He's just an bean. Stop and start ability in.
The not my boy beanie. No.
Yes, I thought you knew your team.
I mean, that was a great play. He's trying.
Baby is always making plays.
Oh. My God all.
Right, there's the, I mean, this is the play third to 10, right?
Now they're ready. They weren't ready the first
time. The Blitz get the pressure on
too much time. Dropping into coverage.
There it is. Yes, yes.
Come. On man.
Yes, Damon, Let's go. Let's go.
Oh. My God, let's.
Go man, we are back. Let's fucking.
Go. He hit it right between the
numbers. Right between the numbers.
It's like he was trying, he had to, he had, he had to warm up
the first couple. Satisfying build up to an
interception of my goddamn life. So much foreplay.
Oh my God, let's. Go that.
Was amazing. What's the boost one?
Now we need the oh we need a joke.
Who catches that we didn't get? Might have to have a celebratory
on crustable here fellas, I don't know.
Miss, Miss Happy, that was the stairs happy place that we did
it. Happy Steelers.
Hey, Nez, I know you said that
you're, you know, only so so at pickums, but per the results,
that was yeah, per. The results pretty good.
That was fun. That was fun.
The. Warren Tutty and the Jameis
pick. So I mean, I just.
Call it like I see it's good. OK, let's just I I didn't know
that these existed, but these are green dots.
So like when you get it back right, they actually turn green
and it says one in one. Pretty cool The.
Color of money. Yeah.
That's fantastic. Poor, poor Jacob.
Yeah, let's find out. Jacob, he was in the chat and
some were saying yes, like let's go.
He was like, OK, I'll, I'll cheer with you guys.
Mostly cheering us a lot. Oh my God, that was a good.
One I always tailed the Peckham. Let's go guys.
Love that. Jacob tailed it, Yeah, so he's
got it. Nice all.
Right. That's why.
Davis is the. That just cancelled out the two
point conversion. You always got to check Davis's
bids. It starts.
Come on. Hell yeah dude that was so sick.
That was awesome. We used to dream about moments
like this on the Shift cast. I.
Know does need the Steelers to close this out right yeah what
do we what do we need coming back do we got.
Anything. It's Steelers time we have to
get the so the the first core is looking awesome.
Yep, we just man, we need one. OK, 2 receiving yards from
Pickens and seven receiving yards from Jalen Warren.
Just need a little screen just. A little and that first
downplay. Yeah, we can get that.
We can get that. Was that Bishop?
I actually didn't see who that was.
I was just so excited. I was it Kazy?
I didn't see that Kazy. Kazy's great.
Naji's in so Pickens here. Dante Jackson, Oh my God, he he
dropped the ball. Ross just dropped the ball and
Naji caught it. Did you guys just see that?
No, I didn't. See that?
Why does Naji keep catching no? No, I'm pretty sure that was a
hand off and it slipped when he went to go to one hand.
I'm not certain about that. That's what I think I saw.
It could have just been a disaster for our happy stealer
over here. Oh, you're right, Gretch, you're
right. He fucking tossed it at him.
He went to go. To one hand to hand it off and
it slipped out of his hand. Right.
Slipped out of his hand. Yeah, he didn't.
And Naji caught it. Yes.
I can't believe he didn't show that replay.
That is crazy. Well, that.
Could have been a disaster because in this.
In these conditions, when you're not expecting that, I mean,
great play by Naji. Man, great play.
Oh good run. He could have credit words too.
He could have easily just missed that and you would have had a
fumble in fuel. Boring.
I mean that's it's a one point game all.
Right now he looks like he's coming off so we could get the
Warren here on 3rd. Wow.
Come on. He chucked the ball on his.
On his running back on a hand off.
That's pretty cool. That's a cool job, yeah.
It's it's very satisfying. I would love that.
I don't know. So Naji's still out there?
See, the guy that made that pick was who they acquired for Deonte
Johnson from the from the. Panthers.
Dante Jackson or whatever. Has he been good?
He's been kind of banged up, but their defense has been has been
good. So I I attribute that as as a
dub. I mean.
In on 3rd floor with an empty backfield.
What a time. What dreams are made of Pete?
Oh, they just brought him nausea.
Yeah, you can't see him back there.
Get the stuff feels drop back. Oh my God.
Fucking. Feels to.
Pick. Oh.
He didn't get any closer. He wanted a flag bad there.
Come on, Steelers, we need them to to sustain that drive they.
Just did the fields moon ball We've been talking about fields.
Go check a moon ball. Although fields moon balls are
not moon balls, they are lasers. Yeah, I was like, that's not a
moon ball. And here you're not getting a
flag on that. Yeah.
He was like jogging. This is still a game.
What the hell happened there? Yeah, I don't like this anymore.
No refs coming all the way up to midfield.
Oh my God, beyond midfield. That punt didn't make it.
That's. Awful.
The worst punter in the league? Shake it off, buddy.
All right, now, what are we rooting for, Pete?
Oh no. You just do not want this field
goal. Just no field goal I.
I mean honestly, two quick Nejoku passes, Nez earmuffs, one
of which results in a touchdown, and then we get the ball back
and scam our way to some Pickens and Warren yards.
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Can't beat it, Judy. Yeah, Joe.
Cooper Oh my goodness. Oh, that's Jerome Ford, because
that guy looked way faster than Nick Chubb has looked all day.
Yeah. That's not good.
I think he got some lowers but maybe those are already dead.
The problem with this is that they're in some ways to try to
run the clock down and kick a last second field goal.
But but they just have 0 faith. I don't think you would set that
up, I don't think. You would in these conditions.
You're getting them wound up. I don't know.
Yeah, he's warming. I guess you have.
Well, sure. You're thinking a field goal is
on the table, but I think you're trying to.
No, he's up. Oh my.
God, Oh, that's. Aiken, you know what?
A lot of these guys, you start to know their body type
differences. I'm.
Still pissed at I figured it out quickly.
I. Can't take.
They do, kind of. Look, they look very similar.
I'm just now realizing how similar that even.
When you're certain that you figured out their body tapes.
Types it does. Take a SEC after the camera
pants. Almost like wait a minute.
Oh my. God Eakins is pretty old.
Isn't he like 10 years older than Joker?
Yeah, he's well. I can't see their face base in
the mask. I can't see how wrinkled they
are. Oh, it's a joker there.
Oh my God, easy on that tact. So what are they doing?
They have to go. They gotta go.
They gotta. Go.
They have to go. They're not kicking it from
here. They can't kick this.
They can't even open their eyes. Look at it like like that wind
is blowing. This is a 55 yarder from here.
Yeah, they're not kicking this. Hopkins wouldn't even attempt
that at Coors Field. It's.
More like a 57 yarder probably. Jeez, shit.
Come on dude, I saw him breaking on that wheel route and I was
like please do not turn up. Field.
Oh yeah, God. Oh God are.
They going to run this to the two-minute I.
Think so. They aren't.
The real question is like what is their actual target range for
this field? Goal.
Oh no. Oh, they.
Went they were not OK. That's a good sign, God.
There's nakeds. What the hell?
Aikens has like 12 targets in this game.
I was told David Najoku is part part of the the Amorphous elite
tight end tier. I I.
Have lower again. Aikens has four Andjoku does
have 5 targets. Now he has more than Aikens.
Doesn't seem like it. But how many catches does he
have? One somehow more than.
That so. So that's not good.
No, no, that's. Bad and he can't even see.
I don't. Think any of them can see all
right? Cool, they're going to take you
to the two-minute. Dude, imagine you're you're
Cleveland coaching right now. You're like our kicker can't hit
shit. We don't even trust him from the
one yard line. They're like Jameis is a
liability to turn the ball over on every single drop back and we
give it to Nick Chubb. He goes 1 1/2 yards every time.
What do we do? And they go fucking Aikens.
That's what you think the. Answer's Aikens.
Oh God. Dude, they're at 4042 yard field
goal range now and they're at third and one.
I mean they. We need them to get the first
down I think and. They got to get that actually
that played where they just ran it and didn't get the 1st and
went to the two-minute warning. Now sets up a situation where if
they don't get it here inside of two minutes up by 1.
Do you just kick 40 yarder 42? I think you have to.
Yeah, yeah, You just, you just got to got to try.
You got to, yeah. They clearly don't want.
To OR is going to come down to a 42 yarder in the freaking snow.
It's definitely not a sure thing.
It's going to be a coin flip. Maybe there's a turnover?
Well, and they could also get the first down on 3rd down and
then continue on for TD potentially or something.
There's outs, there's outs. Johnny says I'll run the ball
three times to get the first down.
I disagree with that. They've been dropping back.
I do not think they will just settle for a field goal, but I
do think they'll kick it if it's fourth down.
That's my read on I think. They run the ball on this play
though. I do think they own it on this
play. Steelers have two timeouts.
I think they want to make the Steelers use their timeouts, but
they would rather score a touchdown than kick a field
goal. They went for two last time.
They don't trust their kicker. It didn't even really make sense
to go for two, but they went for two.
Yeah. I mean, it kind of.
Yeah. It really didn't kind of worked,
but it didn't really make sense. Yeah, I think it was just appear
like we just think there's a better conversion like expected
point, you know? Yeah, that's the only
explanation for that that makes sense.
Yeah, I'm scared. I.
Think we all are? Yeah, but we're scared for the
Peckham's, he's scared for his team.
Yeah, that interception was so good though.
The with the core. That that part.
That part was low key. Brutal.
Oh, what? What's he doing?
He's changing his cleats. No, he's warming his foot next
to the the heater, I think. Smart.
What's smart? We need a.
Turnover. Why are they?
I don't like how they're showing this.
The turnover ATV, he's doing a transplant.
The production will transplant. Just go score a touchdown sack.
That was bad. They wanted to get after it.
Now they got to kick it. They got it right now.
Oh. They no dude.
I don't I do not think what is the flag.
No shut up, shut up, shut up. No intentional grounding, right?
Come on bro, intentional grounding.
I don't think it's what they're looking at.
It wasn't grounding. He got hit when he threw.
That's not intentional grounding.
If you get hit, they. Don't know that.
Come on. I mean, I think it was
intentional grounding just by looking at the rules you.
Know showing the. Showing the.
Tackle box. That's a loss of yeah.
I love that we all have the suspense.
Nobody's. In the tackle box, he just.
Yeah, I mean, maybe, but usually when they get hit, they it's not
like. Well, that's the whole point,
right? It's like you're getting sacked.
You can't. Just like yeah, you can't.
Just. Forward.
Yeah, so I guess I thought that the hit actually affected the
throw, but it didn't. Really.
Gotcha, Gotcha. Yeah, that would make.
That's probably what they're looking at, honestly.
If the hit affects the throw, they don't call intentional
ground because it's not a throw away.
It's like it just got knocked the the the quarterback, Yeah.
That's a distinction, that's a loss of that.
I mean, obviously that's that's, that's huge.
Terry's saying he looks like he starts it.
Yes, wow, they're not going to be able to kick it now.
No way too far. That was massive.
I like Chris's question. Why they?
Declined the penalty. It was an illegal touching of a
pass. Oh he hit the lineman so it was
only 5 yards but they're still going for it.
He hit the lineman. It's illegal touching.
Thank you, Chad. That makes more sense.
They're going forward still. This is actually low key still
field goal range. It's only like 48 yards I.
Feel not this weather, not with Hopkins snap.
It snap it snap it snap it. They are so far out of Hopkins
rage. Oh wait, they didn't call it.
It says 4th and two on the screen now.
Illegally, the client declined. Because they didn't want third
and seven. Yeah.
It's. Down like in a.
Yeah, they would have replayed, replayed third.
Yeah. So like Tomlin's like, why is
that not. Oh.
Man, what's happening? OK.
When I don't have the sound on, you're trying to figure it out.
They declined it and they are going.
Do you think they're just trying to draw off sides?
They might be. They could be.
I feel like you. Happen to snap it here this is.
What I was saying before the two-minute, but wait what?
They are accepting it? They did accept it at in the
end. Can you do that?
Can you just be like just lining up I?
Did. I just they usually smart to
accept the Gray area Nets. They've I've heard refs talk
about this. They like they will go explain
it. Usually they they accept or
decline like quickly, but they'll go talk and they'll
explain it and stuff. I mean, accepting makes sense
if. You think it makes sense?
Because I don't think we're going to go for it.
Yeah, I think they were going to try and draw them off sides and
kick it. The difference between a 42 and
a 47 yarder is huge. Right now, yeah.
Especially here. And this weather?
Yeah. Oh.
My God. I think you think that you can
stop A5 yard play on this. How would?
This change his mind, He's like, yeah, actually I don't want.
To actually, I don't want to decline it.
Looking pretty good right about. I think you want to accept it.
I think you I mean. I think you accept it saying
they. Accepted it.
I think it makes a lot of sense because now you go out there,
you say we're going to stop A5 yard play here.
They have a longer 4th down right?
This has been taking a really long time.
It's like so suspenseful. It really is.
OK, I I don't want to see him warming.
I still just, I mean they, I guess they have to try, I mean.
Well, yeah, you have to be ready just in case.
You never know what's going to happen.
Yeah, he has to warm up. I just still think they have 0
interest in using him. They're throwing him.
Maybe they tell him like, yeah, we're thinking about it, go go
warm up. Like just so he doesn't.
Judy. Oh, come on.
Touch him. Is he down?
Oh my God, I don't think he was touched.
He he, his leg like touched the defender.
Oh man. If you would have just scored a
fucking touchdown there, I would have lost my shit.
Incredible. He's not a touch.
He was like, he also didn't want to run.
That angle, it was a weird angle.
I think. Watch his leg.
Yeah, it hits. It hits the defender.
I don't know that it no. I don't think he's down.
And then that guy was like, I'm going to and then they called
the penalty. Well, he kicked that up.
Did something? He knocked the ball out of his
hand because he didn't think he was down.
I'm so God damn confused. What was that?
Maybe, maybe it did touch him like you said, Ness.
He would have felt it right. Yeah, yeah, the way he.
Definitely gave himself up. Yeah, he.
Gave himself up. He can't do that.
But if they don't touch him, he could have ran into the end zone
if he didn't give himself up. Like I feel like both the
defense and the offense missed that, but maybe I'm wrong.
I. Mean Judy does kind of give up
sometimes. Oh my gosh, score.
We knew that to end. This is a miracle time out.
You knew the Steelers. You wanted them to score too, I
think. Yes, the Steelers wanted to
score. That's how to like kind of
surprised there. I thought they were just gonna.
Just let him go. They should.
Yeah. I.
Don't know why they didn't. Maybe they just still think this
team is a walking. Turnover.
Honestly, they should have grabbed him and carried him into
the end zone. I guess the field goal's so not
automatic at this point that maybe you're.
Like that's what they're probably thinking.
They're just there you go. Too much time for the field.
You've been completely right on the efficiency conversation we
had. He has not looked good, but he
winds up with a pretty good pretty good.
Fantasy Day Two days he. Has a good.
I have him in a in a main event with Sean where we have either
Breece or Bijon plus Chase Brown.
So we had to bench both of our starting running backs.
So we played Chubb tonight feeling pretty good.
Good time to have two touchdowns.
We started some gross guys on some of our teams.
We started some who. Some, some, some gross things.
We're going to have to, yeah, we do have Warren on crack rock
team going. I forgot he caught a pass in
this game too. Chuck has 18.9 points.
Not the way he's played. Yeah.
Because we got. We got to stop this, all right?
I mean, we're live for. So we just got the the one
course probably like, I mean, knock on wood.
But we can take an extra point here, right?
If they we. Just got our.
B. We can handle one extra point.
Yeah, we can handle an extra point.
OK, OK. And then but they're gonna go
for two they even after that penalty, but we have that core
and then the other core just needs the Pickens plus Warren,
which could happen on the way back here with one time out.
I mean, they're going to get some.
Could you imagine? We could hit both cores.
That'd be an insane run out. Yeah, because we're going to
actually finally get they. Don't get to Google.
Because what do they have one time out?
This game actually ended up with a ton of points too.
This the over just hit. Remember the live over under was
like 28. Yeah.
Yeah, but can you guys all remember my -3 bet?
Because that's not looking too. Hot 0.
That's DPI, Judy. Oh, fight back through it, Judy.
You have to actually try. That's such a bad run out on
that five on that pick 5, like 2 opportunities for Hopkins to to
get the extra point. That's that's, that's
unbelievable. Yeah.
Crazy. Yeah, and then it's still, but
it then it still needs the Pickens in the Warren.
Well, we're getting by here in 50 seconds.
Look at They're still showing the Judy play.
I don't think he was touched. So what do we need on the So
what's live now? What do we want?
We need Pickens to have two yards that we need Jalen Warren
to have 7 receiving yards. This for for which 10 for that
right cuz A51. For the core.
Yeah, the other core, we're good
as long as nothing happens. Correct, as long as Jerry Judy
doesn't intercept it and then throw it to himself.
I mean, I wish this was going better for you, but this has
been a fun game to watch. We brought Neson as a
sacrificial lamb ship chasing to hit our pickups.
Yeah, This is this is this is like you guys needed this.
You're welcome. I'm I'm a martyr.
Tonight, thank you. You, you are truly a martyr.
But I thought this snow was supposed to like clear off late.
It got bad the forecast. I started off.
Face off if Naji is out there for this.
Series. It's got to be all worn and I
think first play you run the screen that we've been talking
about. It's definitely how you start
this drive. You're trying to get 10-15
yards, you know, get going and then hurry up and run that
second play, call 2 plays, try to get 10 to 15, get that second
play run as well. It should be a screen to warn.
The first play should like it's like a no.
Warrant out there, please, I'll. Find out.
Yeah, because the chat is saying I don't know if they know.
No, they're not that far ahead. I'm like, I'm like they're, I'm
like, I don't see anything on my screen.
There's some Warren. Hell of a.
Return hell of a return hell of a return.
I don't. Know why?
Very. Creative beds today.
Yeah, we. Know very.
Creative. We know ball.
It's just funny verbiage it is. That's funny.
Yeah. That's all we wanted to hear
though. A.
Seven week losing streak, but a plus of the creativity.
Department We. Went deep into the lab to pull
this out. Oh.
That's funny. Oh God.
It's definitely more of an art all.
Right. Warren's in, yeah.
Screen, let's go. It's blew the right thing.
They got Warren. Out.
Side Where is he? He's in the.
Slot. Yeah, little chip, little.
Chip OK, Dump it off to him. What are you doing?
Moves for 10. It's cool clock stick.
Yeah, it kind of did what I was talking about, but they did to a
tight end and he's dead the. Wrong.
Guy Arthur Smith. OK, so we get one Warren here to
get his and then it's the George Pickens moon ball for the walk
off victory and pick him. Yeah, they got Warren playing
tight end. Find him, find him.
Dump it to Warren. Find.
Him. He's right.
Oh my. God, my God, what the hell is he
doing? You got to get that out.
Do you waste like 3 seconds doing that?
Might just get the ball to him. Seriously, he'll find the
sideline. He couldn't, he can't throw a
middle. That sucked. 22 seconds.
Now that's not the way they wanted to start.
This back doing. 23 They put a second back on.
We'll take it. So Warren's up in the.
Oh, he's in the. Same, let him leak to the
outside, get a quick hitter and get a first down.
Chip blocked. No, chip him on.
There we go. There we go.
There we go there. We go there, we go.
Get him out. OK, He got it.
Time out. You're right.
OK, OK, OK. What pickets got to call a time
out? What pickets for all the fun?
My God, man, Pickens. Pickens.
Dude Pickens. Anything Pickens fucking
anything. But they're going to.
They're just going to run them down field.
It's got it. Dude, I know.
It's going to come down to a Hail Mary that we need Pickens.
To catch Pickens. Two yards.
Can you imagine? Because what they might, yeah,
they might run a quick out to set up a closer Hail Mary, and
they might give it to him. That's possible.
I wonder if it would be the Pickens because they're going to
have so much defensive attention.
He's going to get a target here on one of these next few plays,
I'll tell you that. You think so, and.
Then it's time for George to go to work.
He's going to get a target. There's probably 2 plays left in
this game, right? Yeah.
I think they could squeeze three if Russ fucking doesn't hold on
to the ball. There's definitely there's
potential a little, a little like.
Pass to the outside, get out of bounds.
That's what we need. Yeah, the Pickens.
They talked. This was one guy Pickens went to
the middle of the field. What?
There you go, God's name. That was intentional.
Ground. There it is.
That's going to be a. That might be a.
They're going to say Warren. They're going to say Warren.
That would be Warren. Was an obscenity.
That literally could end the game if they decided to throw a
flag here, but they're not. I don't think so.
I don't think they will. We look safe.
Chucked it way over Warren's head so I mean.
All right, it looks like they're going to try to do a quick one.
They. Should went a little quick out
to Pickens, come on. Buddy.
Oh, yeah, they're way off. This is great.
No. What?
Brown's called a time out. Brown's called a timeout.
They gave it to him. Oh.
God. Oh my God, they gave it to him
and you knew he would have thrown into Pickens if
everything is off like that. Yeah, for sure.
Not enough time for a quick out. There's 10 seconds.
What do you There's time for two quick outs.
Guys ever watch football? No such thing as a quick
outlets. Oh, Rusty.
Yeah, Rusty, I don't know if there's time for two quick outs,
there's time for one. For.
Sure, you can do a quick out in 4 seconds, another one in five
and have one second left I. Don't have Ruskin?
I wouldn't rush that. I wouldn't try that.
Yeah. Four quick outs.
Jesse's thinking now. I think we got 4 quick outs
here, 2 seconds each. Where is that?
Not guarding. Get Pickens.
Get it to to Pickens. Yeah.
Top of the screen. Yeah, but he's not on the
outside. 2nd to the top. Yeah, yeah, he might run the
quick out from that. Go outside.
No, they ran to the other side. From on.
All right, 4 seconds time for. Two guys we have.
Time chat chat. You have some explaining to do.
You thought there wouldn't be enough time to run one of those
chat? Everybody take a deep breath.
In I like deep, I like Paul. I've done a quick out in 2
seconds. It's sounds like a.
Person can we do one? Of these to Pickens please.
Yeah, they should have done that to Pickens there.
Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd do another
one right here on another defensive time out.
Stefanski's beside himself. I don't think he wants him to to
be able to do that again, because they're they're actually
going to get to where it's like a 30 yard Hail Mary.
I mean, that's a not a Hail Mary.
Well, I they can get a little bit closer.
They could throw a bullet, you know, I mean you.
What if everyone agreed to let Boswell kick a field goal worth
5 points, and then we just kind of all just agree with that?
It'd be a fun. It's.
Good overtime. Yeah.
Unprecedented. Unprecedented.
We've ratified NFL rules to let the greatest kicker in the
world. Kick Do you imagine if field
goals are worth five points? We wouldn't see a single
touchdown in most NFL games. Arthur Smith with coach until
he's 98 years old. They kick on 3rd down most of
the time. They're in the same formation
again with the trips, right? Pickens on the line.
They just got to go on that little out.
He doesn't have enough time to run a quick out.
OK, here we go. Here we go.
It's the. Pickens.
Go get a Pickens. He's out of bounds, yeah.
He's what Pickett Pickets was running a clear out route into
the stands. He's.
Still in the stands, he's. He's he's cleared enough.
Into the stands. Well, shit.
He had so close. I'm about to circulate the form.
Don't fill it out if you've. Already.
And we hit that other one. We hit that, too.
And we hit that. We sure did.
That was. We had two.
That was a big one. Still fighting in the stands.
Yeah, he was fighting. Such a move I love.
Because it's like I have no interest.
Is right to jump up and catch this?
Some fucking Browns fan in the stands pissed me off.
I'm going to go argue it. I'm.
Going to go mouth to the Palace fucking stadium.
Well, he did like hold back earlier when they took his
mouthpiece, so you know he's been human.
Luke just said it's been so long he almost forgot if he filled it
out. Pete, will you go look up Luke's
name and remove it from the form, whether he's filled it
out? I used to get upset, you know,
fair game if you're worried about not filling it out, but
I'm going to fucking remove duplicates on your ass.
So you're just creating more, more work on me.
How about this? How often?
The passage? Yeah.
What if I put a pull up on whether we should do 1-2 or four
winners? What a fun ass game guys in the
snow that was. Yeah, that.
Was good. It was a better game than I
thought it was going to be for sure.
I mean, if, if Steelers, the Steelers Browns on Thursday
Night Football in the snow can put up a fun game.
I mean, we should just never overthink a Week 17 matchup.
Ever again, that's true. That's true.
Man, I mean, Browns, Browns, Jets was one of the games last
year. I know.
Although that's. This was a fun game, but it
wasn't one where like the fantasy options were brought
along by anything. You know?
Like Pickens didn't have a great game, Jalen Warren was fun and
Chubbs scored. Some touch.
Jalen Warren was fun. Yeah, I think.
Jared, Duty got. Yeah, David and Joe, who
apparently can't catch in this weather, so he has one catch.
I was expecting a lot more there.
What everyone has suggestions on my remove the duplicates
process? Do I really need a Python script
to do this or is what I'm doing in Excel good enough for
removing duplicates? DK wants to make me a Rust
application. Everybody relax.
Everybody fucking relax. I'm on edge because I lost my -3
bet. I'm trying to remove duplicates.
I put the Steelers -3. I did put in the chat if you
guys are watching here, how many winners should we do?
One $800 winner, two $400.00 for $200 winners.
Right now the for $200 are just winning.
Everybody's like, I just want to increase my odds of, of a piece
of the pie, Yeah. Trust.
Get a hand. Remove the duplicates.
I'm Taco Bell. Yeah, I'm worried about you
speed running through that homework assignment, Trev.
I'm a little upset. What do you guys think?
You guys like the idea? 4/4 giveaway winners, 200 each.
I love it. Sure.
Let's get back. You read the wealth a little
bit. Yeah.
Up to the chat, I mean, I, I would, yeah.
If they're down, I I don't want to.
My thought my thought is we should have given away 4 winners
by this point instead of sure instead of just one for the
whole season. I'd love it.
Leave it to Pat to want to consolidate the wealth on
underdogs, I know. One individual, I mean.
It's a good feeling I want. I want someone to have a good
night. I want I want one person to win
all the money and like me and Peter are like we want everybody
to have as as it. Should be what?
What are you Aren't you guys getting?
I do like there's like a prisoner's dilemma element to
this. You know the people voting for
the one $800.00 and everyone's like, come on man, Four of us
could get 200 motherfuckers. Yeah, what about $402.00
giveaways? Yeah, I kind of like where Miles
head is at 402 dollars. I mean, I know we bet lucid
guys, but are we doubt that bad? All right, it does look like the
the 48% is going to win out here.
Last call for the form before I fire up my Python chat
megascript to remove duplicates. What's the pull?
48% for 4/2 hundreds and what else?
Fisher said. Yeah, one $400.00 giveaway and
four one hundreds, We could do something like that.
It'd be kind of cool. Sure, God, now it's just
confusing. I mean, I just swear to God if I
see some suggestions that's like, well, what if 169 dollar
134 and then 260 fives and then you that'll leave.
Just I can't. I can't.
What's the Oh, OK, I went to YouTube.
That's where I can. I want to see these polls.
Smooth payout structure. It's 50%, Thirty percent, 20%.
I did not need to. I mean, this is still
authoritarian rain. Right, 69420 giveaways, Yeah, Do
we have enough for? That amazing.
Here's the. Thing, here's the thing that you
got to remember for there's, there's processing on this.
So for me and for Underdog, the easiest thing is 1 winner
because I give one username to the good folks at Underdog and
they put that money in your account.
I swear to God if I said no for Zach. 400 names for $2.00 in
Underdog credit each. Oh.
My God, can't even get you a full way too early wild card
entry. That's where I draw the line.
I think you do 4-2 hundreds. That's what won the poll.
The people have spoken. Got to go.
With this Dan, what if we do 2200 giveaways and forty $10.00
gift cards to Taco Bell? Dude.
You know the core we. Should finally should I get in?
Should I get in the wheel if we do that?
I want to get. In we.
Haven't rung the bell yet so we should be live for.
Oh man, I'm about to get freaky in the Google Sheets.
I'm about to remove duplicates on three different levels.
I will crazy for you when you're trying to cheat.
The highlights from the first half of this.
Game feels like. It's like a sunny day.
Yeah, the field looks so different, the whole.
Game looks so different. Yes, well, I remember kind of
squinting. I was like, where's the snow
they keep talking about that's going?
To Yeah, yeah, that came in a hurry.
I love all these guys are super cold.
And then Andrew Whitworth standing there.
I don't know if anybody's got the post game show on, but he's
got his jacket like unzipped and he's just like chilling no how
on bald. Head.
Yeah, yeah. He was in his element right now.
If it's like 40°, man, I got a hat on.
I don't, I don't play about that.
Whole. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a hat guy
that way. 243 duplicate rows. You fucking little weasels in
here trying to double enter this contest.
And there's that many duplicates.
That's. Crazy.
Absolutely disgusting stuff from this community.
I thought you were about to say no duplicates for, you know,
whatever large number not even a single person duplicated
duplicated was duplicitous. Duplicitous, aren't they?
Yeah, I'm going to have my data analysis team spearheaded by
Trev get to the bottom of who filled this form out twice if we
are going to sick the law on you.
We're. Going to trap now works for us
and all we do is buy him Taco. Bell.
OK. This 150 Max that's.
Good. All right, we're about to get
this wheel fired up after I removed all the cheaters.
Look at our buddy John Warner in the chat.
If they duplicate it, remove both entries.
That's the first time I've seen him in the chat.
Just dead serious. That that's what Trev is going
to be handling. I just thought I could trust
this community. I know, but apparently you put
up $402.00 gift cards to Taco Bell and everyone becomes a
cheater. Yeah.
I. Don't know our guy.
John had no time for that. Zero time for this.
This this copy and paste from Google Sheets is crashing.
Wheel of names. Wheel of names cannot handle
this. OK, we're we're back, baby.
All right. What did we decide on?
Four winners, guys. I think so.
I think so. 4. Winners 4200.
Yeah, yeah, Steph, how many shuffles?
8. Wow, one, two.
We got all night stuff. Jesus, 35678.
All right, we're spending our first winner $200 in underdog
credit. You came along on this journey
with us. Oh my God.
Unbelievable. Look, this guy has so many top
shots. He needs the STEMI all right.
Look at that. That's unbelievable.
All right, Steph, how many shuffles?
Everyone. Needs to go tweet at him and
shame him for even entering 1. 2/3 and I know he's just going
to punt that off on NBA pickups too.
Adam Q, We got an Adam Q in the chat here.
Congratulations, Adam Q $200 in underdog credit headed your way.
Steph. How many shuffles?
Don't say 8. That's how the top shot
influencers win. 7/7. 1. 234567 Oh, there we go.
This is Adam, Steven, Gerald, Q Nice.
Dude, are you Suzie Q somewhere else?
Like are you just every Q? Our thirds of four winners $200.
It's been two months since we've we've.
Done one of these. RK Seal, Congratulations RK if
you're in the chat. I like having yourself like
stock clapping sound. It was a guy who went.
That was RK still. Wired up.
All right, step final number of shuffles let's.
Go 4 for the. OK.
Oh well, never mind. But not high double digits.
Let's let's be. Reasonable.
Not saying 5 for Jameis. 12. OK, 12, I like it. 12 All right
one 2. 345. 678-910-1112 May the randomization gods be in your
favor. Our final winner $200.00 An
underdog credit. Our long national pick em
drought nightmare is finally over.
M cough 77. Congratulations.
I'm hearing that now, yeah. Ever so funny.
If I had 150 shuffles, I would too.
Beautiful stuff, guys. As we mentioned, no ship cast
next week because we have our Thanksgiving spectacular on
Wednesday night, I assume we'll have an 8:00 or 8:30 PM kick off
time. We are going to shoot out
messages to a bunch of our friends to come and join us for
a night of drinks in drafts Google Drafts Underdog drafts
pick em builds DFS lineups will be a grand old time Nez really
appreciate you joining us even though your Steelers didn't win
the Jameis Warren pick em nez happy special was a happy.
Steelers happy Steelers head, even though it's not.
A happy good. Can't.
I can't. Can't even.
It wasn't a good ending, you know, still, still happy
Steelers hit. I'm glad everybody got to got to
hit. That we were done and you're
like, wait, can we do one more? Yeah.
We were. Yeah, you were right, dude.
You were. Right.
We needed to pull that one out. So Nez, most, no, most people
around here are familiar, but let people know what you guys
got going on at the badge Bros. Maybe a little off and on the
clock plug for tomorrow. What's up?
Yeah, yeah, off and on the clock with you and John Warner.
Roto run tomorrow. We do that every Friday.
If you guys didn't know. Cover an underdog drafts doing
more pick UMS over there and then over on the Badge Bros too.
If you are looking to get in on any of the daily draft stuff,
John and I do a show every single day over there.
Doing a lot of hoops right now. Still doing football.
We have some paywall shows as well.
I do want every Friday night for our members.
Yeah, Pete, thanks for letting me.
Come on. Always, always fun to talk some
Steelers with you guys. This is this is a fun night.
Despite the loss, this is a fun night.
It was a wild game. Very fun having you on Steph.
I know you said this wasn't football weather, but hopefully
it didn't offend your Dallas sensibilities too much watching
the snow come down on the ground.
I'll be OK. I got some money, so we're good.
Steph, let the people know about the the fabulous column.
I know we didn't get to dig into the waiver wire stuff.
We were a bit preoccupied tonight, but let the people know
where they can catch your high stakes roundup.
Yeah, go ahead and check it out on legendary upside and we got
the article over there and we have a three teams that are very
live for the Sprint at this point.
So go ahead and read all about that.
Yeah, we will. We'll keep you guys posted on
those as we enter the play offs. Gretsch, what do you got going
on over at Stealing Signals this week?
Same all. But earlier today I did the
Beyond the Box Score pod over at CBS with Jacob Gibbs and Dan
Schneider. That was a really fun one.
And then, yeah, stealing bananas.
The stealing lines picks will be out tomorrow.
And input volatility. Same stuff.
Yeah. Awesome, and did you mention
too, you're going to be doing kind of like a 5000 word picture
essay on the differences between David Ninjoku and Atkins for a
forthcoming? Post right?
That's only for VIP level subscribers that ship you should
project. Ship to that it's hard.
It's hard to tell. Pat, what do we got the
walkthrough here dropping in less than 12 hours or so.
You can Kenneth Walker cover boy and got the rest of season
ranks, weekly ranks are out. We're going to have some written
playoff basketball content out for you.
And then tomorrow we're going to be testing the sidekick
internally and hopefully getting it out as soon as we can.
So look for for that for all the sidekick Subs.
We'll obviously have a big announcement once that's live
and ready to go for awesome. Festival.
Yeah for me normal stuff tomorrow block party DFS show
with JM off and on the clock with Mez and John and then all
the Deposit Kingdom video out for battle Royale strategy.
So you guys can check that out and yeah appreciate all of you
guys hanging out in the chat glad we could get AW thanks to
Nez on the West for the halftime pick em very fun night around
here. We will see you guys next
Wednesday. We will have, I believe still
ADP chasing by the way, I'm sure all of you guys saw by now Mike
show new host of ADP chasing Those guys are going to keep
that show rolling on Mondays really strong first edition with
Mike really enjoyed it. So check that out and of course,
the stat chasing fellas, holding it down for money.
The best bang for your buck strategy show as far as getting
you ready for the week. Just so many good Nuggets from
Draco and sack on a weekly basis, especially if you're
playing on underdog. So shout out to the whole ship
chasing family and we will see you guys on Wednesday as well
for the Thanksgiving spectacular peace.