It's the ship cast. You guys know the drill.
We got Atlanta and Tampa Bay on tap tonight.
We got the pickums. You probably saw them there in
the chat or on Twitter earlier. We'll be sweating those.
If we hit our core, we're giving out $100.
We hit last week, $300.00 winner.
We'll see if we can do it again tonight.
We're going to have some guests swinging by potentially.
We'll have Steph Miller coming on to talk about the high stakes
movement with Week 5 waivers. All that tonight on the ship
cast Pete, Gretch and Pat. Let's do it.
It's the ship cast. The ship, cast the ship cast.
We got some fun pick em sweats dialed up.
You mix in a couple lowers there to make sure people know you
know ball. All hires because we know ball.
You're going to lose anyway probably, so just do the
Peppers. Scorcher watch everyone.
Scorcher watch. Oh no.
The pick EMS aren't hitting the other way you cock.
You guys want to make some more pick EMS?
Jump back, baby. I'm emotionally invested there.
We go. I just want to be clear.
No one is asking you to watch the game.
We're just asking you to watch. All right, Gretch.
Pat, how we doing, fellas? Good.
I don't know what to make of this game.
We got to we got a couple of we got one team who wasn't even
like throwing the ball for three weeks because their quarterbacks
probably should have been playing yet we had another team
that's three and one, but somehow their one loss was a
blowout loss at home to bone necks and the Broncos.
I don't the the Vegas doesn't know it's a 2 1/2 point line
towards the Falcons and a 44 over and over under, which is
just might as well just be throwing your hands up like the
favorite 2 1/2 points and 44. Let's we don't, we don't know
what the fuck's going to. Happen no one.
I feel like when we were making our pick UMS and I'll get them
pulled up here that like we didn't have.
Oh my, yeah. People.
You're muted some. Pit lowers.
There was no way we were going to do.
That oh wow. He already hit the over.
We could pit 5.
We didn't. We don't have them on the on the
pick UMS there was a. Number.
Was it 30? Two like 29 or something.
Yeah, there was a a report just in the pregame and so my my most
important client in there or not.
What's that? Did we get him in that lineup or
not? No, I saw that like just 10
seconds ago. I know I was just going through
a line of super late. I have my my sister-in-law is
super into fantasy now. She's a teacher and like all of
her other teachers in our league, right.
And so she texted me the other day, she's like, is Kyle Pitts
going to do anything this week? Is he going to catch a pass at
all this week? And so we went through her whole
lineup. She's like the most important
person that I got to. I got to get everything right
for and her her team's sick. She's got Breece and Kenneth
Walker, she's got Jane Daniels, she's got Debo and Alave.
Her flex decision was pretty sick.
So like she's going to she's doing just fine.
But all she had was Pitts and and Noah Fanton.
Like she couldn't get Tucker craft.
She couldn't get any of these dudes.
And she shows me the list of tight ends and she's like, this
is the best available. And it's like the Sleeper app.
And so it's sort of by projected.
And the top is Kate Auten. The second is Mark Andrews.
Wow. All of our guys suck so bad.
Well, that was like. I told her to pick up Andrews,
but that report came and I texted her right before the game
and I was like, look, all your options suck.
They're saying they're going to use pits more.
You got to get pits in your life, You might as well play
pits, right, Britney? Britney has pits in her lineup
and I was checking everyone before and I was like, I went to
the waiver where I was like, it's probably someone better and
it was Kate Otten. I was like, no, we're rolling
with Pitts, we're rolling with Pitts.
So we at least have them in those lineups.
Well, that was so one of the first things we do when we go to
look at the pickums. I always like to check the
rivals tab 1st and there weren't a ton in the lobby, but one of
them was Pitts versus Kate Otten and Pitts was getting spotted.
I think it was like 3 yards and we still were all.
I was just like, there's no way. Like it's enjoyable in either
direction. Either we get the blade so quick
after trying to like reverse jinx it or it's a miserable
sweat all game because he does nothing.
Again, there's no winning. There's nothing.
No, winning it was a great point.
This is the worst decision possible.
It's nice to see Atlanta move the ball.
The reason not to do it is that if he has a good game, we're
going to be happy anyway. We can free roll it.
Yeah, we can just free roll just the happiness.
So it's nice to free roll. It's nice to not be super
emotionally invested in it right now at this.
Particular. Moment, I mean, we're
financially invested in it still.
Yeah, we're still actually, you know what, I'm still very
invested in company. I did not need him to do a lot
of items, but he's in more items that I want to admit.
Yeah. The, the so I got the core entry
up here. Our one Falcons player in the
core is Ray Ray McLeod. We got him 35 1/2.
We got drank London feasting underneath here with a tuddy.
All right, let's get this game shooting out.
Falcons roll the ball. This works.
Yeah. I mean, this, this was the
thesis after Week 1 when people are panicking was that Cousins
is going to need a few weeks, a lot like the year that Joe
Burrow came off as ACL and everyone panicked for the first
four games because their run rate was super low.
They had a -, 9 or lower PROE the first three games.
Last week they were like +8. They come out throwing here
right? Week four, week 5, he's starting
to actually feel okay in the pocket.
They're at home. Division game is let me get a
fun game. We might get a fun Atlanta, you
know, resurrection, right? Like, what if this team sounds
fun? Yeah.
And and when you're on team, you know, always bet hires like we
are for the ship cast you you want to see that quick score.
Let's let's get this the juices flowing.
Everybody hits. Here's the other thing.
Oh, every tight end sucks. So like Kyle Pitts gets one more
catch. He's hitting all our best ball
line UPS. We're feeling great.
He's. Did Kyle?
Pitts, he's already. Locked in a team?
He's one catch away. 5 or higher for the.
Yeah, for sure, man. Here's the the five leg.
So it had, you know, we did a a little alt version.
Some of you got Bijan Robinson touchdown.
We also did one version in the Discord for the touchdown.
In this one we have the 3 1/2 receptions.
The other added one is Chris Godwin.
Higher than six receptions here. And I know some of these numbers
were pinging around, but hopefully you guys got on board
with us to sweat it out tonight. Yeah, this is a fun one.
Yeah, we're in a good spot. We got a lot of, we got the
bucks throwing. I mean, that's a good start
because we have Godwin and Evans in our five leggers.
We also like Bucky with the rushing yards.
I guess the Ray Ray McLeod thesis is the only thing we're
not seeing so far. Everyone else is getting going.
Yeah, he'll get there, though. He'll get there.
Passive volume is all we need for that.
Yep. True.
Yeah. And I'm kind of, and I'm glad
too, Like we were kind of debating on the receptions
versus yards with some of these guys with both Ray, Ray and
Evans ended up going with the yards just knowing that.
I mean, what, what were you saying, Ray?
Ray's A dot was it was pretty big, right?
His yards per reception, yards per reception was like 10.9,
which isn't like, a great stat for predicting things.
But when you're trying to figure out should we go receptions or
yards, it's like, well, he's actually averaging, you know, if
he had four receptions, he would hit the yardage.
And the yardage also gives you the out of like, one big catch,
you know, 2, You know, you could have two catches and hit the
yard. So kind of broke ties that way.
Yeah. It's that it's that old thing
where you're like it's 3 1/2 and 35 and a half and you're like,
is 3 you know, 36 more likely or is 4 35 more likely or or lower
right, like 4:30 or something or 340.
But you're you made a good point that he's actually had some,
some longer catches than you think.
And also we really like the the match up.
The Tampa runs a lot of cover 3 right?
He's been better. He's been better against.
Yeah, I was looking at the fancy point stuff.
They they have like a cool thing where you can look at how
receivers are stuff are doing against different coverage types
and like, you know, a small sample early in the season.
But he's I think he's good against zone.
Bucks play a lot of his own. He's been good against cover 3
Bucks or like third and cover 3. So seemed like maybe a nice
little little matchup boost for him.
A guy Dalton Cates took that at the stealing lines.
He took the over on the yardage as well because of that matchup.
But you were saying the yardage makes more sense against the
matchup because if it's like a a song.
Yeah, we like the matchup. Yeah.
Right. Did you see Dalton come after us
on Twitter? He was talking about how all the
fish just bet the hires and then you just got to be betting the
lowers all this. I did see that.
I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't know Dalton did a
stream. He streams the games and and
sweats them out. No, they know that.
Yeah. Well then shut up Dalton,
because we have to watch the game.
Yeah, Dalton's all about fun when he's live tweeting his
buddy. You know, drinking at a bar for
for 12 hours going viral. That's right.
That that, that was probably the biggest viral moment in fantasy
football this year, was was Dalton's thread.
Dude, I got sent that by so many people and I'm like you guys
don't even have any idea that I'm like in a business with this
guy like 50. 50 partnership and did.
You did you ask him to sneak in a a Stealing Lies promo within
the bastard? Yeah, let's go.
Great start. Oh yeah.
Chunk. That's awesome.
Oh, you're ahead of me, Pete. Oh, sorry.
At all? No, it's good.
I'm going to try to. We got to calibrate last week.
I thought we were really In Sync, the three.
Of us last week. Yeah.
I'm pulling a shop right now. I I'm with Pete. 4 minutes fine
I. Know well I'm on the I'm on the
next Gen. I'm only like a beat behind.
I'm like probably like 2 seconds behind, but I like the next Gen.
man. I really I like the zoomed out
of you. So how many yards was that for
Evans? I was just the box score, but
it's not low it's not refreshed on ESPN yet 1515 yard 15 yeah
nice take that it's good his his showing was what 4 that's.
Bullish. They're showing Bucky on the
sideline after the first carry for a shot that is, that is
bullish, that's quite. That veteran here's.
The guy coming for that guy's job, Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's pass interference, right?
You get bumped. Oh man, seemed like it.
Baker wants it all right, I guess.
Say goodbye to Prime Vision. Yeah, I.
Thought about. One minute after hyping it up.
Well, I love it, but it's fine. It's a couple seconds, fine, he
can play the ball, but he goes right into Evans.
That's that's definitely defensive pass interference.
There's no question. Are they just cut back to the to
the play? Is that?
Is that where you? Go.
Yeah, I'm, we're like a half second ahead of you.
OK. Evans again.
Yes, all right, I'm synced out of the way.
Nice boy. Yeah, that's what was your you
were you liked this match up maybe more for Evans than.
Been Godwin. Well, I guess I liked it.
I liked it more for Evans than we've seen thus far.
One thing I've been pointing out in the walkthrough each week is
that they are really like relying on the Super quick
passing game. They they came out of the the
gate with this and it was like, OK, they're going against a team
that like maybe they thought had a good pass rush or is this is
this like what they're going to be about?
And it's been what they're about.
They they try to get the ball out really quickly.
It's been awesome for Godwin. He's kind of the the focal point
of this quick passing attack. But the Falcons don't have a
very good pass rush and Evans has still been pretty involved.
You look at the target sprout run, first retard sprout run.
He's like pretty close to Godwin.
So a little more time to throw. Maybe this would be like a good
time logically to like try to get Evans a little bit more
involved given that the pass rush might not be like such an
issue. It seems like they're trying to
get out in front of of Baker, taking on pressure by just
getting the ball out really quickly.
Yeah. Now we got an injury time out
here, really, but yeah. Baker's, I think Baker's the
third, I think third quickest time to throw this year.
So it's, it's been like a real key part of what they're doing,
yeah. Very, very good start to the
game. A lot of passing, a lot of
moving the ball. Bucky we put in the core.
Obviously everyone around these parts, big Bucky fans, he's
cleared this rushing number in in three of the four games.
It was just the game against Detroit.
Obviously he's not getting, you know, a massive workload, but
he's just been so efficient. So hopefully if this game opens
up, he gets a few big rushing lanes and and gets there.
Yeah, they tried to do that toss with White.
It took him seven years to get to the edge again in 1 yard.
More bullshines for. Bucky his.
First run looked good, he got a nice 5 yard game, but because
he's Rashad White, he's now at 2 carries for six yards, 3.0 yards
per carry, right in line with his expectation.
That's the as Tim is mentioning here.
So the the Coach Speak Index has abandoned us after Jalen
McMillan was ruled out for Thursday.
I don't. You hate to see it.
Yeah, so now he's now he's friends with Spike Week, no
longer a friend of ship chasing. And I think it's just because he
kind of chickened out on his budget, you know, for the the
pirate video. I think if he would have spent a
little bit more money on the dancing pirates, he could have
gotten. It done.
You don't think he just spent a ton of money on that?
What? What gave that away?
I like with his with his many, you know, with what a
renaissance man coach speak indexes, I wouldn't be surprised
if he just like had a a friend group that included a bunch of
cosplaying pirates in, you know, in Tampa.
I wanna, I I wanna talk with Greg here 'cause what's what's
with the picture of you 2? And then another picture of
Pete? I was wondering if that was
gonna get under your skin. You're not included.
It's Davis. Me and Pete.
What the hell? It's Pete.
Twice. No, that's Davis.
Does he think it's you 2 and Davis on on the normal ship?
I literally just see Davis with that.
And now I guess I don't even understand the Eric part.
Was Eric out on Jalen McMillan? Yeah, that's I.
Guess he just doesn't have a curse.
Eric doesn't have a. He drafts similarly but doesn't
have a curse. Is that what it is?
I don't know. I guess so.
The curse is not in great shape though.
Guys, we got Macmillan banged up.
It's in. No, it is in great.
Shape the curse is in great shape the curse.
Is alive. The curse is in.
The curse is alive and well. Yeah, yeah.
Oh hey, Rashad White got negative.
One, we're running Rashad White on 2nd and 9:00.
They each wear the number that they average per carry, right?
That's good. One One for white, 7 for Bucky.
It's perfect. Keeps everything in line.
We want to call the one yard play.
Let's get White in here. White White's banged up or he He
came up a little limp after that run.
He's not going to go off the field though because then he
loses his job, No Plus I mean it is third down.
He he actually is still looking pretty good by the receiving
stuff. Let's let's pick up a first
here. Get there buddy.
Nice. Right, little Kate Auten scream.
Guys, we, we would be sweating the rivals right now.
We'd be sweating the rivals. Dude, is there anything more
bizarre than like Kate Auten, like his usage, you know where
he'll go weeks without earning a target and running every route.
And then it was like last year in the playoffs, just like a
string of huge target games these past couple weeks.
It's so Jekyll and Hyde with his his targets.
Yeah, it reminds me a lot of George Kittle.
That's rude. Oh, there's a Godwin.
Godwin All right. Oh no, don't.
Let's see, do we? Do we tilt a Bucky Irving TD if
he gets one? And then we didn't go fantasy
points and we have the rush of yards.
No, we. Don't, no.
We want to touch down here, it'd be nice.
Or or Mike, Yeah, Mike Evans will will take a.
We'll take Godwin because we don't.
We have receptions on Godwin. We'll take any of that, yeah.
We don't have the the only TD related thing we have is the
Bijon in that five leg because we don't have any fantasy points
this week like we did. Yeah, we got to get this is the
the the chats on it. Who's going to get the the carry
inside the five here we got. That's a good question.
Man, that's why. He's been getting it.
He got all four Green Zone touches last week.
None. Damn for white and it makes
sense when he's the guy that they've said since camp is
quicker to the hole, right? Like not necessarily like he's
better as a running back or anything, but quicker to the
hole that even though he's smaller, we think of it as a
size thing. I I think they might be like,
look, the guy who gets downhill is our our goal line back.
We'll see if they bring him in here.
That would be pretty sick. Speaking of no White's in there.
White's still there, yeah. Speaking of quicker to the hole,
I was writing up the Bengals game and I just I wrote Chase
Brown. You know, it looks like he shot
out of a cannon. And Blake, he one of my editors,
he goes he he he tags this Scott Barrett thread that I was
unaware of that includes you, Ben, talking about how he shot
out of a cannon. And it's like, literally, it's
like 2020 analysts talking about how he shot out of a cannon.
Bucky split out wide. They got both of them.
They've been doing this and they do a, they do an end around
he'll do a jet motion here sometimes.
Yes, but. They're not giving it to him on
the jet. They're throwing it to White.
Easy. OK.
Evans. Evans.
All right. I didn't.
I did Evans. Tuddy, did we get that in there?
No. No, we didn't.
I, I liked, I liked both. It was the one thing that was
nice about Evans Tuddy was it was 1.18.
Yeah, that would have. Been nice and I just like last
year there was just a few guys where anytime they gave you plus
money on their TD, it was like Evans, it was Jefferson.
It always and obviously things have been a little different for
Evans this year compared to last year, but he's just so.
Good. No, I mean, betting on Mike
Evans to score a touchdown is not going to be a a losing
proposition A lot. I mean, you might as well.
We're we're in great shape, like getting 2 drives that result in
touchdowns. The team higher is looking good
here. Team higher is looking good.
I So what do we have with Evans? How many yards?
Obviously it was like 2. Let me pull it up.
That was, yeah, four or something, but that slipped
through the cracks on us a little cuz that was a that was a
good take, Pete. Yeah, it was the, the other
thing we talked about Evans receptions, but we only did
yards. Right now he's at 3 for 26
because of the short reception. Yeah.
I thought about doing receptions in the core and then yards on
the five leg cuz it got they, it gets out of Godwin's way a
little bit in a sense that way. But we ended up just feeling
like the outs on the yard. It's just a little nicer.
He's smashing. If this is the pace of the game
and every team just scores on every drive like the commanders
or whatever, then everything will hit.
We don't have to. Worry about we're going to be
great, yeah, we want this yeah, that shot out of the Canon thing
Yeah, talking about that was. Everyone.
And I was part of it. Like I'm not, I didn't do it on
Twitter, but I didn't not it's a bit and now it is a bit because
I know about it now. Well, that was like the, it was
last year. It was all the like, metaphors
and similes for Isaiah. Pacheco runs like, you know,
like every single thing you just typed into Twitter.
Pacheco runs like and there was a million different random
analogies. He's mad at the ground, was the
one yeah, I had. That's my most viral tweet of,
of, of Twitter history was a Pacheco one where I said
whatever the opposite of no wasted movement is.
Is that Isaiah Pacheco or something?
It got like aggregated. It got like, you know, millions
of views. It got aggregated on places
where people were sending me like Instagram, like college
buddies were like, I saw your tweet like on this, you know,
football Instagram that I follow where they just like paste your
tweet on something, you know, the Pacheco that that whole
genre was that was a fun one. Yeah.
That was very good. All right, so we got Evans 3 for
26. Be funny if you ended up like
going 4 for 80. Godwin's one reception.
Yeah. Yes, we need 6 for Godwin or
seven. 7. 7. Yeah.
So it was, it was a funny thing. So it it's 6IN or sorry, I think
in one of them. Let me check.
Yes. So in one of the five legs it's
six. And then it immediately
refreshed when I went to make the second one and it was 6 1/2.
So I think most people got it at at 6 1/2 with us,
Matt. Ryan in the booth.
All right, so I feel like that was we have, sorry, we have
Evans in the core. OK, nice.
Yeah, we have gotten them in the other one.
So our core is looking great because White didn't.
I mean, White didn't have a great first drive, 3 carries, 6
yards and also may have gotten banged up.
Somebody in the chat said that Yankee said, you know, 9 White
touches snaps to one Bucky, like he's the starter.
They've been doing that. They they play Bucky as they go.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I mean, they could be rotating
series for all we know. Like it's just it's not a
concern. And you shared some some good
notes from coach speak Index that like they were talking up
White this week and they should have been because it was this
first efficient rushing game last week.
They want to obviously compliment him so well.
That's Mooney. I thought it was Pitts.
But someone did mention in the chat that they said were frauds
as you know, hosting the moon cast and not having a moon.
Oh man, entry. Which is a very point, very
fair. We did talk about leveraging all
the the pits stuff with the Mooney bets, but we went with
Ray Ray instead. Is that what they really feel?
I don't know who that other receiver was, but there was no
pets there at. All is that Kidero Hodge?
Is that who that? Was that's that was who that was
I think. But if he's on this roster, that
wouldn't make sense. Pretty sure he's on this roster,
right? Yeah.
Hodges, unless it was Casey, I
don't I don't know anything about the rookie.
Casey Washington is the. Only, oh, no, no.
So Mccloud's 34. Mccloud's 34.
Yeah, OK. I I was looking at Algiers
receiving, it was only like 3 1/2 yards.
I think he just got three right there.
But like he could just easily not catch any passes.
But they are playing him. Man this, this game is fun.
It's just like a first down every other play.
Yeah, Algiers been good, man. He's been too good for my Bichon
begs. It's not fun, right?
No, I know it's not what we want, but but he's been good.
I have. I have plenty of Algiers too.
Like he's a good player. I just he he all of his
peripherals and and even like his straight, you know, ahead
numbers last year were were down yards per carry, all that stuff.
You had the great rookie year. Part of my Bijan stuff was like,
look, this is a day three guy that was drafted by, you know,
an old regime. Maybe they won't really see that
he's that great. Maybe they'll want to play their
top 10 running back, but Algeria's just like really good
at football and makes it easy to cloud they're.
Looking there he is, there it is.
Yes. Nice, nice long one too.
Yeah, there you go. 15 yards per catch.
That's what you need. Ray.
Ray Baby. Man, I love the pace of this
game right now. It's beautiful Falcons offense.
People were freaking out, dude. And then I wrote in Week 1 like
that you can't sell everything based on the offense because
either Cousins is going to work into it a little or they're
going to have to bench him and they have a top ten quarterback
that they can play like one way or another.
It's but like they're they're obviously starting slow.
He didn't play in the preseason. I just I got a lot of but I
don't think anything I've written stealing signals this
year. I got more comments and people
being like you're not taking the Falcons seriously enough.
They're going to be terrible based on week one.
It's I'm just glad to see that this is not a completely non
functional offense. Like it's yeah, that's a long
time ago now. We're only in week 5, but we we
got a good we got a good a good looking offense here to start
this game. It's nice.
It is nice. There's my my preschool buddy
Zach Robinson. Yeah, that's right.
I forgot about that that that picture.
I called in a few favors tonight.
You, you're the one who got them to run play action again, yeah.
Exactly, he played on a youth football team too that I played
against when we were both 6th graders.
They beat us by like 50. He played, he was good and.
Calling. He was.
He was really. He played with Dez Bryant.
That's right. That was going to say, where'd
he go? Oklahoma State.
He was a he was a gunslinger. I remember he I remember like,
because I probably was in high school then or something, but
yeah, I remember him as a corporate.
Yeah, I forgot. Oklahoma State.
Yeah. Or college.
I I can't. I'm trying to.
Yeah, he had a massive college career.
That's like he had big passing numbers.
That was the era of the Big 12, where OK, 2006 to 2009 was my
college years. He went to the same high school
as CSU Ram near us. Did you only go to college for
three years? No.
What's up? 2005, 2009 was my college.
A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Yeah. They're called the Donnie Touch.
I was like, damn man. 2 Susan. All right, our first non.
Touchdown. I started talking about Cousins,
and then he goes into a shell. Vida Veya.
There's AU Dub boy, that's AU Dub alum.
Look at Dijon trying to pick up. He made a business decision.
Man, yeah, that was like, I'll give you my shoulder, but that's
all I'm giving you. I mean, there's really no
option. Like you get a penalty with like
a chop block or you just. Get out.
Get in front of him. He didn't even get in.
Front of him. He also had a.
What? O2 come.
On I got him in two leagues. Make a kick or kicker chasing.
Right. God, he's usually automatic
offside. He gets the kick again.
Wow, I was going through line UPS
before lock and I didn't realize that I had.
I mean I never know who the fucking kickers are, but we
probably have them in some of our league.
I mean I haven't even looked at those.
I just trust Steph. But I got them in in two of the
league. The other leagues 1 was Sean one
with Silva. A coup.
There we go. We started cooing one of the
Leonies. No coup.
Oh my God. Dude.
It's like a bad Twilight Zone. This is reminding me of the end
of last Thursday night when I wanted the over and Brandon
Aubrey normally automatic misses a freaking kick by what are You
Doing? Cool.
Dude not cool man. On the same side, make an
adjustment. We started COO in one of
Leone's. Is that just like imagine seeing
that sentence if you didn't know what the hell you're talking
about? He started two in one of Leone.
'S it's a it's also two cuz like all of our teams are named, but
because Leone Reg those ones, it's just named like Leone one
Leone 2. So like it even Steph's head,
like that's how we refer to them cuz we never changed the dates.
Every other one of our teams is a David Kitchen reference and
then it's Leone one, Leone 2. Make a kick.
This is a guy who last week kicked a game winner to set a
new career high, had four kicks over 40 plus yards in that game
and and one was a 58 yarder to win the game as time expires.
A down 1 wasn't even one of those ones where it's tied and
you're hoping you know the game-winning kick is like, ah,
well, if he misses it, it's it's overtime.
It was either you make it and we win or you miss it and we lose
game. You know, career long go do it.
And he nailed it. It comes out here and he misses
246 and 41 yarders. What is this?
To get the to get the second crack at it.
Did it do the same thing? Unreal.
I mean, he was the hero last week.
Oh yeah. That was such a weird game that
Saints Falcons won. It was, yeah.
I was just happy we got one of those teams throwing because
coming in, both of them were so, so, so run heavy.
Yeah. But the Saints stayed very run
heavy and the Falcons threw. And yeah, that was part of the
weirdest. A lot of weirdness.
All right, let's get a Bucky drive here.
Just get us rolling. Who's that?
D Alfredson. OK, it's white again.
Oh, no, it's Bucky. I was looking for the tapes.
Not nice. There we go.
Let's just chip away at this. The tape on his elbows confused
me. The Whites always won that
really big tape. You want to join team?
All the numbers look the same. Especially when they're both
single. Digits.
I mean it's ridiculous QA backwards hat bro, just like us.
I'm going forwards. I I can't, I can't be associated
with that poor of a kicking performance.
Is that white still? No, that's Bucky.
Yeah. All over.
Here we go. Here we go.
How would you, Rashad White's never done that.
He's never done it. Never once.
Never one time. God, Bucky's fun to watch.
Yes. Let's go.
What do we need? Like now you're. 15 rushing
yards. Yeah. 44 1/2.
He's so quick. I mean, he's not like the most
athletic, but he's quick and he gets to the space so fast.
I love it. Yeah, I'd I'd go as far as
saying Bucky looked shot out of a cannon on.
That. I mean, this is super bullish
for the bet because they they got to go to him.
Oh. Oh.
Man. That was the slowest run ever.
Shepherd. Oh, Sterling Shepherd.
Oh, that's that makes sense. That'll be Sterling Shepherd.
I didn't know he was still playing.
Right. Good for him.
Yeah. He doesn't have any interest,
though. I mean, it's good.
Tyler was. Tyler says funny that White was
drafted to replace Leonard Fournette, and boy did he take
that too literal. I mean, he makes Leonard
Fournette look explosive. Like legitimately, hey, let's
not go, let's not go. I mean, he's so he's so stuck in
the monarch. This carries.
OK, got 1 Godwin. There we go.
That's three already. Exactly what we need first
quarter. All right.
If we if we ship the core, if we ship the core at it by halftime,
that would be nice. Again, that would be nice.
Again, we're still a little ways on the core.
See, everyone loves their unders, but you can't ship at
halftime with unders. That's that is very true that I
feel like that needs to be a quote on like a a ship chasing
throw pillow. You can't ship the core at
halftime. That's beautiful.
That's poetry. It is.
We got Evans outside third and three and you got a shotgun one.
Oh. Come.
It's a bad pass, yeah. You had them.
Yeah, but this is 4 down territory.
Like they bring in white. Like I I mean, man, I just third
and three you I I go under center.
I have Bucky in there. I run it.
Even if we don't get it, we're at 4th and one right?
Like you're in, you're in this, it's.
A really bad throw. It's a bad throw, and they could
have converted, but now they're going to kick a long field goal
on 4th and three. Like you run the ball on that
third and three and then you go forward on 4th, you're kicking a
53 yard. Yeah, but they had White on the
field, so they couldn't run it right.
They went into a shotgun with Rashad White on the field.
No threat of a run whatsoever. At least he banged the kick.
You got a kicker? That's better than Young Way.
Cool. Then I guess you can do that.
That was a really bad throw, but I just third and three.
Why don't you run and then go on 4th?
I really think that's 24 catches for Godwin.
Yeah, Godwin's halfway there. Evans is essentially halfway
there. Bucky is a little over a third
of the way there. Ray Ray's.
Almost. Halfway there, yeah, Still a
very good pace for Q1. Not even over yet I'm.
Going to need that TPS report on Q1 there you get it on my desk
by the start of Q2 let us know if we're pacing to hit all of
our important internal metrics here at the ship cast I'm.
Going to try Prime Vision again, I miss it.
You'll be back in one play when you realize you're 4 minutes
behind us. You guys, the, the timeline's
crushing the the Bijan stuff. Pull this up, Pete.
We got, we got Mina. What?
I say. I I, oh, can you not see it?
Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't realize you had shared.
There you go. You got Mina?
Oh, I got it on like a weird thing here.
You got Mina doing the, the Vita Vea Buck is the baby, the
Batman. And then I just saw Robert Mays
up here was like business decisions are allowed when
you're down 125 lbs or more. That's the threshold.
They're they're having fun with the the Bijan business decision.
They're highlighting his ankle. Look at his Achilles.
All right, Ray. Ray.
Ray, Ray or frankly, Pitts would be fine.
Frankly. There we go.
Oh, that's a lateral. We got Bijan receptions on the
one. That's.
Going to go down as a run. That was pretty clearly that was
a run. I think I'm actually not behind
anymore. Let me know when.
They snap it. I want to see if I'm behind all.
Right. I'll tell you right now.
I am way behind this Bijan stuff is depressing.
It is, man. Man I don't want to say he looks
like a shot of what but but maybe throw to him more.
I saw a tweet I think from Nate Tice that said is that another
piss catch or nothing? Of course, every time.
All single digit numbers like the.
Same, right? They all look the same.
Sorry. I was reading a tweet telling me
that I I need to have a hard discussion with Sean about
Bijon. I don't know what I'm watching,
but it might be Jover. Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't look great. What was I just saying about?
Was I just talking about Bijon? Whatever.
Can't remember. Oh, Nate Tice had a tweet that
he chart. He's chart of the run stuff.
I think it was Nate Tice chart of the run stuff.
He had never seen anyone have a as high of a percentage of one
run concept as the Falcons have run this year.
Apparently they've run outside zone to the weak side like 45%
of the time of their own place. It was something in the 40s and
he was like specifically outside zone week.
Is this massive? Yeah.
So what did they, what did they count?
They counted that Bijon as a they must have been as a carry.
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause he's still had
nada. That's frustrating.
Yeah, the Bijon stuff, it's not looking good.
I don't, I mean, he's going to have an incredibly long leash.
He's a top 10 running back. They're not going to stop using
him. He's actually done fine with
some of them like force miss tackle stuff, but it's not
great. It's one of those profiles.
It's like you're not, you're not gaining yards.
You're just like making people miss.
And then where's the where's the explosiveness?
But I mean, it does like there's there's.
Like Rashad White, you watch and you're like, this dude's
completely stuck in the mud. And then there's Bijon and
you're like, I mean, like it's just not hitting, but you can
see where like if there was a crease, he would be able to run
into it. Like he's not like physically
terrible or anything. White frustrating is not running
half the time. You know, he's like he he's sort
of like doing this. He's almost like skipping
sometimes You're kind of like, what what are you doing?
What are you doing? What if you ran?
Have you tried running? Arnold and the Oh yeah.
Were you going to read that one? I was.
Literally going to read that. Yeah, go for.
It do it do it. Box have been exclusively in
zone so far Kirk's eight of nine for 1:15 and ATV that's.
Oh, we got Red Panda at the game tonight.
Oh, look at that. Wow, I didn't know Red panda
doing free halftime for the for the cameras all right.
All right, Ray, Ray's on the bottom.
Find him, Kirk. Find him.
Come on, come on, come on. Well.
That was a throw. Baker almost had it.
We're already in. We're already in Q2.
It's in motion. He's looking his way, but oh,
Black comes in. Oh.
Doesn't that look? Good was maybe the London's head
there. Yeah, it was the London's head
and he stumbled getting up. That's brutal because he gets
off to a decent little start, scores a touchdown.
He might miss the rest of the game.
Yeah, we we've done actually pretty good with these games
being OK games, but the the injuries have sucked.
Yeah, helmet to helmet there. He really dropped his own head
there. OK, Cousins was just acting.
He's. Like, all right, but we don't
have, we don't have London in the the Peckham's.
No, just just on some teams. More Algier.
Algiers a good runner, man, There's no question
this game is getting choppy with these flags.
It is, yeah. Oh, we got a special guest.
We didn't even get to tease this one on Twitter.
He's a familiar face, a man known to hate the continent of
Australia. And Kyle Pitts?
It's none other than Hassan Rahim from Rhodovis.
How you doing buddy? Yeah, live in the dream, guys.
Live in the dream, I guess. Unless you're, unless you're
really rooting for Bijan, in which case it's a nightmare.
I I was going to ask. Hey, good to good to see you.
I haven't seen you at all. Yeah.
Happy, happy. Hey, look, for me, it's the it's
the it's the opposite. Go.
Ray, Ray. Go Ray.
Ray. Ray.
You guys are. Not financially invested in Ray
Ray McLeod, that's where we're. At I know, I know, I've been
following because you guys grace my computer screen every every
Thursday night. So it's like the opposite.
I've seen you guys a lot, you haven't seen me much.
But I want to say like Bijon has to be playing hurt, right?
Like he's been dealing with like some kind of hammy issue, like
since what, week one or week two?
I can't remember when, but he has to be playing through it.
Well, I there's. No way.
What's the what's the nickname you're gonna like you, you are
the the coiner of Kyle shits. What's the Bichon nickname?
I'm I'm waiting for that. I'm I'm waiting to hear if he's
not hurt Like I can't make fun of a guy who's playing through a
kahami issue. Like like I, I want a
confirmation he's not doing that 'cause he's been on the report
with that issue. And like I in the last time I
checked, I think you need your hamstring to like be explosive.
Can't really confirm, but but but you know, like it would
probably explain why he doesn't look that good.
I was I was trying to figure out what about Algier made him so
different. But like, you know, this it they
just look like this Bijan doesn't look like the Bijan that
we that we invested in. You know what I mean?
Like this doesn't look like him from last season.
So it's like I got to, I got to go through the injury report
logs and figure out what's happening because he just
doesn't look how he should, you know what I mean?
He's not a reception. There he is.
There we go. Come.
On come on, he didn't. Even get touched barely.
Wow, that. Was so bad I'm like he's
reversing field. He gets tripped up.
But but yeah. How did he even get tripped up?
That's it. I mean like like like just
earlier this this week, it was reported that he was like on the
practice report with a hammy like this is just probably one
of those like he like he didn't have a he was limited and like
just because he didn't have a they they said the issue they.
Took him off the report and said he was good to go but yeah.
He's gone. Yeah, they just put.
Him back on after that run. This hold.
Takes the reception away. Hold on, Pyle Pitts takes away
our first Bijan reception. It does seem sort of like just
there, doesn't it? Super unnecessary.
Like just he got, he got tilted by the initial hit and then was
like, yeah, I'm retaliating. That's a guy who like, like, I'm
more concerned. I, I mean, as someone who's like
financially invested in pits to where like I think I told Ben
that like my kid might not have to go to kindergarten because
she might have to work in a coal mine to pay off my debt, my pits
debt. Like I, I'm very concerned.
Well, let's let's talk about because you, you were you.
Always hated pits. Why are you financially invested
in him? All of a sudden I like I bought
the hype. I think it's like a like like
just all like I don't know why I bought it like I should have
just like continued hating. Well, this I didn't want to talk
about this because you just got home this year.
It was just this, yeah, it was this year.
I was like, you know, like, I'm worried about getting boxed out,
iced out, like, oh. I thought it was only people
martingaling. There was new Kyle Pitts people
this year. Yeah, Leonie was one.
Leonie was as in as ever. Right.
Yeah. Like that's like, I think, I
think, I think Leonie actually tweeted to me and asked me if
I'm OK and I said no, I'm broke. Like that's how this is going to
end. Well, yeah, I, I wanted to just
for people who don't know you, you know, there's a lot of Kyle
Pitts haters out there. They were kind of radicalized, I
think by, you know, after his rookie season, just the the
ceaseless hype radicalized a generation of fantasy drafters.
They couldn't handle it. They they hate Kyle Pitts, but
oh, Darnell Mooney, that's. Mooney.
On the ship cast. Darnell Mooney's a Mooney.
Yeah, this is a disaster. This is getting born BTFO.
Yeah, wait. Why is this a disaster?
Just I mean like, 'cause I have a lot of Bijon, a lot of Drake
London and a lot of Kyle Pitts and a little amount.
I even have a little Ray. Ray McCloud much?
Mooney. I, I don't have, yeah, I don't
have any of Moody. Like he's the guy, like.
I actually took some Mooney too, but God not a lot.
Like you got like you, you got your 4% Mooney on like a bunch
of dead teams. That's right.
That's just the way it works out.
Yeah, I got a Mooney blanket that is not going to protect me.
No, like it's, it's like because you can't cover all the bases.
Like, I tried, I I tried. You should see my fucking
Jaccard tree, buddy. I tried.
To cover all the bases. Did it work?
My advance rate's solid. Nice.
It's it, it, it almost feels like shit.
Yeah, Mines, mines. I, I it's, it's, it's it's
atrocious. And it's like if you hit the
wrong elite tight ends, like you're like in a bad shape right
now because there's like, you just bassed up on a whole bunch
of other guys for like, nothing like you.
You're getting zeros out of like at the tight end spot.
I sometimes whip out my Jaccard in public.
I'll show. People.
Had it laminated. Reminds me of Kazy.
Shout out Kazy at the ship chasing party in Vegas.
Had the Jaccard T-shirt made that?
Was awesome. Oh man, that was fun.
But anyway, with Kyle shits you from the jump, this guy hadn't
played it down. You were out.
You were out and I didn't have no idea you got sucked back in.
I got socked in. No, I I I got socked in for the
first time. Yeah.
Like I was just like, you know, like the situation's like, not
like it's kind of the same, but like, you know, with Mooney
there, like I felt like he would actually see a little bit more
playing time as a true receiver. Doesn't necessarily have to
worry that much about London, right?
Like you got two guys a little bit better on like the passing
offense, but then upgrade to Kirk, right?
Like you're not going to be his run heavy.
And then all of a sudden, like this guy's getting cocked left
and right by Radio MacLeod and Arna Mooney, guys who I thought
were complimentary pieces. Do you know, do you know what
the move Hassan did with Pitts is like?
And I feel like it's happened a few times.
It's like you're with your buddies and you're playing
blackjack and like, one of them just like, wants to sit it out.
They're like, yeah, no, it's like you guys playing, they're
kind of hovering and you and all your buddies at the table are
just taking an absolute fucking bath, right?
Like, and he's like, all right, you guys got all the bad mojo,
I'll sit down now and start playing.
They can all get the good part of the shoe.
But no, then you get fucking wrecked.
Completely fucked. They all.
Continue to get wrecked. It's just everyone went broke.
Is that why didn't we leave the table when Hassan sat down?
Yeah, why didn't we? He was the good luck charm.
He's like. That's obviously I felt about
Leonie with pits. I was like, Leonie's in, like,
I'm not leaving. The only just got here.
Yeah, it's a little thing called the gambler's fallacy, and it's
very strong. We just do.
We just. Went in like we just like but
like everything like even if you're trying to like justify it
to yourself, right, like OK, Spencer Rattler like having to
hide. I understand the run heavy game
plan, everything else. And it's like, no, this
motherfucker just sucks. Like what is his issue?
Like like the like the flash in the pan.
It was like the Flash in the pan rookie season and he's like, he
needs to change his senior or something.
Like, like reading the how He's like, yeah, but like reading.
This year. Oh, wow.
That's John Tucker. Yeah.
Let's let's, let's leave a little feel for Bucky to chew up
here, Tucker. I mean, come on, relax.
Seriously, relax. What was, what was Tucker's line
in college? He would recap his own games and
then he had like a, like a catch catch phrase.
He had a #juiced and the three and the four of his number were
like induced or something. Yeah.
Blair juiced. It was, it was with some with
the. No, I don't think it was juiced.
It was maybe, maybe it was. It was definitely with the three
and the four, though. Yeah.
Not juice something. Something about his
explosiveness. What's up, Blair?
Blessed or something? Yeah.
Blast. Yeah, I.
Think it was blessed. Was it blessed?
That's right. That sounds right.
How do I say juice? Yes.
With the. Yeah.
What does juice mean?
What? I'm not.
It's like it's definitely not juiced, but something other than
that. Yeah.
But you remember the day the blast.
Blair. How are you doing buddy?
Welcome to the show. I'm doing well, thanks for
having. Me there now, It's been too
long. Blair, you had a good article on
like tight end scoring being down and I was going to pick
your brains about it, but like what is up with all the tight
end targets is drying up. Did you do, did you do a deep
dive on that about a curiosity? Well, I mean, yeah, they're.
I. Guess in so far as targets for a
lot of positions are drying up, right?
Yeah. My article is about is how
rushing's getting more efficient so teams are throwing less.
Yeah. Explain the efficiency rushing
thing to Rashad White and P John Robinson, will you?
Well, so I, I know Kevin Colston's stuff on this isn't
most of the rushing efficiency from from quarterbacks?
Yeah, I didn't get into that in my article.
I think that probably has a lot to do with it though.
I think that's probably right because I think that's part of
the problem is that it's actually, it's like handing off
hasn't gotten any more efficient.
It's that there's more mobile core backs because they're just
really fucking good right now. They're good.
Oh yeah, heavens. Baby.
Wow, wow, wow. 2. Beast in grown ass man.
Defenses, aren't they? No, no, it's nice that we're
starting to see some more throwing as we get into the
season. But I think what I was
hypothesizing and signals the first couple weeks was like the
running was sort of a coping mechanism.
Like we can't do anything else. And so with the Cover 2 and
everything like this is the only thing we can do somewhat
successfully. We got to we have to just lean
into it and that's you also get to like the quarterbacks like
running as a scramble and yeah, like we're not throwing, so
we're scrambling and all that stuff.
So yeah, I don't know, that's been my hypothesis.
Like they got to just figure out the the downfield coverages and
get some throws and into some spots and we're seeing that
tonight. That's fun.
I really, really want some numbers because I don't have the
ball, you know, the ball knowledge or the OR the OR the
ball time to go see all this defensive coverage.
But like what I really want to know is who is lining up and the
and the coverage doesn't change and who is like moving post snap
to try to basically trick the offense and showing them one
look and then taking it away. Like who's doing that?
Because I think that's got to be a huge part of what, you know,
it separates these these really good defenses from the not so
good ones. That's not who's doing the
rotational stuff. Who's doing the rotational
stuff. And I was part of that comes
from the Cody Alexander on the take casting with chemical.
I listened to both those and he was talking about how, you know,
Mike Zimmer's pretty static and a lot of these other guys aren't
and that makes it much easier when you're going against the
static defense. So I just, I, I don't know of
any numbers on that, but I'd love to, to see that because I
think it would help us understand this a lot.
I was tweeting about this a few weeks ago and and Scott Barrett
was DM and me were talking a little and he was sharing with
me that one of the interesting things with with their charting
they see is that the bad defenses are the ones that they
have as doing more post snap rotations.
And so part of my hypothesis was that I don't know that we're
even necessarily charting it correctly.
Like we don't always know what the antenna is.
We think it's cover 2 or we think it.
That was what my whole thread was about that he had responded
to was that people get so freaked out about this cover 2
shell, but it's like the idea is they're starting in a cover two
look, but they're morphing after the snap.
A lot of times they're doing things that are, I think
difficult even for charters who do no more ball than me even to
understand like what the call was because we're like they're
sending dudes like to cover space that they're very far away
from and then rotating around. But they're intentionally moving
dudes in in like rotational stuff.
If you watch some of the like the plays, like especially a lot
what we're seeing is safeties like the one play that's in my
mind for whatever is one that didn't work for the defense.
It's the Dallas Godder 60 yard catch he had where he was on a
drag route. They were running the backside
safety down and across the field to cover the front left of the
field and he would have got there and got Goddard.
It was clear that was his job was to cut that playoff, but
because he was knifing through the middle of the field, he runs
right into his teammate covering a different route, not even the
Goddard defender, and they crash into each other in the middle of
the field. And then Goddard's cut loose on
the other side of the field. But that's the stuff that I
think teams are doing that are cutting off a lot of these
plays. But that would have been like a
three yard drag route and becomes a 61 yard catch.
But Devons are really good at this.
And I I just don't know that you like maybe the people that are
charting it are way better than I'm implying.
But like, yeah, maybe it's a safety too hard to chart it.
Yeah, coming from, from from the back, right to the front, left
of the defenses, like alignment. That's like what?
You don't, how do you know what's happening there?
And then whose assignment is where he was 'cause I assume the
other safety rolls over. But we don't know that.
We don't know any of we don't know.
Yeah, the offenses don't know. And if the offenses, but that's
the whole point. The offenses don't know.
Yeah, how? How?
Are we going to chart it if the offenses can't figure it out?
Well, I mean, it's probably take, I don't know, maybe it
takes a little longer to chart or something 'cause you can
probably piece it together what's going on, but.
Yeah, I understand my. Understanding of it is like
you're, you know, there used to be more of, you know, they, they
like put a guy in motion and they understand, Oh, it's man.
And then they're like, you know, they, they're like now we know
we have this matchup or they, no one moves.
They know like the zone they're running and they're basically
like, OK, now we like, and the defense is sitting there like,
well, it sucks. Like they know what we're going
to do and like, I still have to do what I'm doing.
And that like they're the defense seems like they've
gotten a lot more able to kind of adjust what they're doing
based on what they know the offense is doing.
But I, I don't know, this is, that's just my, from what I've
gathered listening to people who actually know this shit.
But I want to know. I want some numbers.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think.
It's hard to get numbers out of it is sort of what I'm trying to
argue is like, I think it's really difficult and I think the
numbers are actually really misleading.
I think if the numbers and the tendencies and stuff.
Were, were, were. Plausible that offenses would be
able to adjust week to week and take advantage of the and
exploit those things. They understand that data
matters. Like we're in an analytics era.
How about this? I called it a post analytics era
because I think defenses know that their tendencies are being
charted in a way in 2024 that they need to like confuse
things. They need to be moving in, doing
a lot of different things so that you don't know what our
tendencies are and report. There we go.
Let's throw to our Kyle shifts. Course not.
Raheem on location, What did you just see there, Hassan?
Yeah, please, please get paid and pay me, motherfucker.
Please. Like like you owe me money,
dude. She's an IOU.
Bank examiner is coming your way.
A lot of the ball. Bunch of fancy analysts
preparing. There's a whole bunch of fancy
players preparing a class action lawsuit, boy.
Two for 50. Better make sure your next
contract's a big one. We're about to have.
Planes to 100% of your guaranteed OK there.
You go bijon. That's going to say how come
every Bijon run stops at the line of scrimmage, but he.
Administered. Finally.
I know, right. Sorry.
Just to go back to like the defensive stuff is also like
like like a decade plus ago, like the word tweener was like
almost using insult against these prospects.
And now like that's like a good thing, you know, like the
ability to be able to play multiple positions across the
field. Like it really like it kind of
like gracious point. It like really allows you to
disguise your actual intentions of who you're covering, how
you're going to cover them, who's where that's coming from.
So. Right.
But I mean, you could even if it even I mean this would be
interesting too if you're like actually the teams that are.
But what if you had pre snap, look, post snap coverage and,
and how often those are matching?
And maybe it's a case that actually the teams where it's
not matching are like giving up more big plays or something.
But that was still we that's what the offenses are, are
throwing so early as well. I don't think you can actually
chart that. You don't even know what the
coverage was. Yeah, yeah.
It's like after 2 seconds, you don't know where they were
rotating to necessarily. They're not showing you that,
that clearly, you know, they're, they're trying to disguise it.
They know and they know that you're watching film and all
that stuff. I, I think, What the hell would
I think? What was?
That. I have to see the side angle of
this throw. Ben was.
Do you think Cousins was trying to disguise if he was throwing
or or they're calling it incomplete.
They're calling. It.
Incomplete. They're calling that a power.
I think it was like a sidearm, like as he was getting tackled,
but it's going to look really funny when we can see the angle.
So Kyle Pitts is going to absolutely smash, and that's no
good for all of us or all of our Drake London.
Well, I, I was laughing while you were talking there because
he just ran a little curl and caught another pass, his third,
right. But it was just like a really
simple curl and he had a double catch it.
He like, yeah, that's what he dropped it to be honest.
Yeah, like it's just I, I although I did see like like
they do the open score over on ESPN.
Was it, I can't remember the name of the, the ESPN person,
the analytics guy, but like essentially like how like yeah,
said yeah, said Walter. Where he's talking about like
Pitts's open score. And like, it just feels like
like Pitts like doesn't do particularly well when asked to
like make type plays through coverage, right?
Like he can't get open one. And then when he has to actually
catch the ball in the cover, like when dealing with people.
It's. Just not.
It's not as like stars. He has an open score of 20,
which is, yeah, not as bad as I think I've ever seen.
Pull up every, every wide receiver in tight end, and it's
in the metric going back to 2017.
And see if there's anyone worse than Kyle Pitts is right now.
There's. Bands there it is.
AJ Green I probably in his last year was at 9.
Devante Parker in his last year was at 12.
So there have been worse. So 20 is actually not.
So like a bunch of guys coming like at the tail end of their
career coming off of multiple leg injuries.
Yeah, when he's good. The little rager had a 15 last
year so. So he's not as bad as it could
be. Always get worse.
There's a lot of names here actually.
I'm just looking for the funniest ones.
So yeah, actually 20. I mean 20 is horrible but it's
not like historic. Where's where's Laporta?
I feel like they have like a similar A dot this year, don't
they? Laporta and Best.
Uncheck like eight years. Mark Andrews isn't hasn't been
charted yet because he hasn't met the target minimum, so
that's good. Yeah.
I don't. Yeah, Laporta might also be with
him off to a good start. Laporta also has not met the
target minimum. Right.
Oh God. Yeah, I just did the targets per
out run thing. I I referenced and Laporta's
went from 23% as a rookie to 11% so far this year, which is just
like. How?
And then Andrew's, same thing. He's been 20 plus his whole
career and he's at 11 percent too on like 30% of the reps.
Yeah, like that's that's the. Issue.
Like what the fuck happened? Like I think, yeah, like, should
you play Andrews or Mike Kasicki?
Like how did this happen? Well, this gets back to what we
were just talking about and Hassan was talking about with
the tweener defenders and stuff. I tweeted a thread today as well
about league wide target per route for tight ends is
significantly down for as the size of the sample.
It's down like a full, a full percentage point from last year.
I showed in the last four years it fluctuates like within a
percentage point for all four of those years from top to bottom.
And now it's like a full percentage point below that,
which again, massive sample. There's already been 4000 tight
end targets this year. There's been over 20,000 in the
last several years, but like they're not getting the ball.
One of the Stealing Signal subscribers hypothesized in a
message to me that I wrote up in one of the intros this week that
it was about this, the Cover 2 and the tweeners and they're
moving guys around were like to beat this.
You know, it gets back to the stuff we've talked about with
how how receivers have gotten lighter because the defensive
holding and all that. Like, there's more freedom to
move to beat that stuff. You don't want a tight end, you
want Ray Ray McLeod. Like Ray Ray Mcleod's actually
optimal instead of Kyle Pitts because he's agile and quick in
these spaces. And Pitts is just probably not
quick enough. And there's no lumbering
linebacker to get your tight end matched up on anymore.
That guy doesn't exist. But they don't.
But it's strange with, you know, if part of the pivot here is
going to be go back a little bit more to power football, then
tight ends would be more useful. But but they're not.
I mean, I guess like I think this probably hurts like a guy
like Pitts the most because he's not a very good blocker.
But you know, the guys who are, why aren't they feasting on play
action stuff? There's the bee, John.
Catch. There's Bee John Catch.
Oh, beep, getting a play action. But that somebody had a great
tweet today that was like and like it was God, I wish I knew
it was. I think it was in the mentions
of of that thread that I had that I saw, but it was like the
offensive corners have decided that the matchup they want to
exploit is now 255 LB tight ends blocking 230 LB linebackers
because the linebackers have gotten so light instead of them
being better in the past game on the the the bigger linebackers,
now they they have such an advantage actually blocking.
Like when well, people are asking about Mark Andrews not
getting catches and Lamar Jackson is getting pissed in
these interviews. He's like, dude, like he's a key
part of our run game right now, right?
Like he's his snapshare has not been good.
His snapshare is way down. So I'm just calling question on
it. Yeah, bullshit.
He's he's played less than half the snaps in two games.
Like, oh, he's such a key part. Like, no, you guys, this is like
a not playing him. Is he holding up well?
Yeah. He's such a key part.
Like you guys love him so much. Like shut up.
You bitched him like, oh, the block, like he's got like all
the online coverages. Although I will say last week, I
think somebody that's. Probably a Laporta thing, for
example, that LaPorte is probably doing more blah.
He's turning into Kittle, he's doing more blocking, right,
right, right. And the running game, I think
that's true, yeah. Yeah, well, the other thing
about like, about like that offense right now is like,
Jameson Williams has just been on fire, man.
He's been converting like long. Like, that's a new right?
Like there's just less, less to go around there at all.
True, Right. Like, you're just not going to
get that. Like with Mark Andrews, though,
like last week, he dropped like, he's wide open and he dropped
like an absolute sitter. And like he was just sort of
grinning, like, what are you going to do?
Right. And it's like, yeah, it happens.
But like he just doesn't. Like he's just not.
It's not the same Mark Andrews. Like if I told you last week
that Andrews but like no one within like 15 yards of him
drops like a cash, he'd be like, yeah, OK, liar.
Like just doesn't make sense. All right, Young Wyckoo 33% So
he here's his snap snaps, not routes 74 percent 63 percent 33
percent 46% Love using him in the run game.
Love it. I can't get enough.
Oh, man. I hadn't.
I hadn't really honestly paid enough attention to his snapper
shears. I knew his routes were down a
ton. Well, I was like, oh, they must
be blocking more. Nope.
Yeah, because that's the narrative is that he's blocking
more. 54 yarder. Can you make a kick?
You're O for two, buddy. Oh, my God.
He pulled it again. Oh, young way, young way.
Where there's a will, there's a young way.
About that. Blair, what else is new with you
buddy? I've been enjoying all of your
wrong read write ups on on rotoviz the season treating you
good. Yeah, for the most part.
I mean, there's another narrative you need to talk
about, which is nobody's even noticing, which is that like the
elite kickers outside of Aubrey are.
You want. To speak about Mr. Ave.
Maria himself. What a.
What's going on, man? The ship chasing curse took a
little longer than usual this time, but it did.
It did. It got him, man.
It got him. I don't know man Ache.
Yeah, Did what? Did you end up with any Justin
Tucker exposure in your? Oh yeah.
Your high stakes line UPS. Yeah, I have some, I think only
cut. His ass yet?
Oh, no, not yet, probably. Should we did cut Brian Arveson
I think. The NARV dog man.
Narv. Dog yeah, getting to draft the
Narv dog in person and saying Narv dog and you know it was
good times for about two weeks and then you saw him actually
kick and it's. Pretty rough.
You just, yeah, you like, especially now, like Jordan love
back. You're like, oh, there's going
to be a lot of like actual scoring opportunities.
I can't have, can't have this guy.
I mean, he's still like scoring all right, even with all the
missed kicks because they like kicked a lot of field goals
during the yeah during the Malik Willis games, but they're going
to score TDs now. Isn't he like a top 10 kicker
right now? I'm pretty sure he's doing
pretty well. Who?
Norf Dog. I thought I saw him miss a
couple of field goals. Recently.
Yeah, he's missing. A bunch of kicks, but he's still
scoring I think. I guess last week he was bad.
He's like the Russell Westbrook. You're just saying the overall
counting stats are so good. I can deal with some turnovers,
OK. That's right.
Yeah, I just pulled it up. He's the only kicker in the top
10 below a 90% field goal made rate.
He's at 69%. He's way below 90.
Percent. Let's go, Bucky, let's go.
Bucky dude, this what are we doing?
Every time you give the guy the ball, it's 10 yards a carry.
What are we doing? Let's.
Go, let's go. Man, like the The funny thing
would like. Good.
No, you're gonna say The funny thing with like Rashad White is
that like he looks so explosive next to Leonard Fournette, but
then like he gets like all the work and you're like, man, this
guy kind of sucks. And now you get like an actual
explosive player in there and it's like, Oh yeah, no, he does
suck. He's just, he just looked
explosive next to like Leonard Fournette.
Well, he. Is he's actually, I think, a
pretty good receiver, like yards for outrun the receiver rating
like he's he's done well in all of those, but like just go
fucking no, that's white dude. That's.
White. Fuck me.
The only time Rashad White's ever had a long run in his
entire career. You can't say he doesn't look
explosive because Pete thought he was Bucky.
Hey, guys. Yeah, Rashad White is back.
Rashad White is back. Rashad White is 4-5 yards and
that was so 5 theories for 100. Was that the quickest of the
showcasing crashes ever? That Rashad White could hit the
hole like that. I didn't think that was.
Possible. No, I didn't think it was
possible. I mean, that's.
Something he's been watching Bucky, dude.
Oh God, Kate Otten doing all the work there.
Kate Otten like fucking Rd. grader Jesus.
Once he's on the safety, that's the same thing as him being.
Like. He makes D BS miss he just can't
hit holes but when the hole's that Bucky but it's a if it's a
pass. It's a pass.
The we wanted, we wanted the combo.
They didn't offer right? Did you guys see that?
Jump cut and then fall forward from the first down.
Mike. Exactly.
Situational awareness and look at that.
Way more impressive 10 yard reception than that long run.
Hey Pepe, be careful when you tell the banner to get banned.
You're going to that. Time out.
That's a 5. What's the power?
Oh, Irving's still in there. Let's go, Bucky.
All right, so Godwin Catch or an Irving touchdown is what?
We want yeah, Irving's up to 27. Let's go.
Let's get five more Bucky yards right now.
Yeah, OK. I know, yeah.
Bucky, Bucky. Oh shit.
Wow, that was a tackle. Right.
He's all right. He's all right.
Yeah, he's fine. I mean, it's just I thought he
was going. I thought he was going all the.
Way run for three yards, we'll take it.
What do you guys need? Bucky.
Godwin catches and Evans yards. 17 yeah. 17 more Bucky Yards,
right? Or an Evan score here, right?
I'm not. Taking any stealing signals
notes. I'm just vibing right now.
I got to write. Why is Charlene Shepherd in the
game I didn't even believe. I don't know man.
They're depleted. How down bad are they?
Pretty bad that's. Bucky.
Get in.
We need the we need every yard. Yeah, I know.
Did they do like a freaky Friday white?
Looks like yeah they switched bodies dude.
Yeah, I mean, that would make me feel justified if they switched
jerseys on that. What?
Do we petition? $100 No, they take freaky
Friday, man, I love when people like this guy in the chat like
he said shot is like A4 four dude guys like yeah, I mean we
know that he tested well but have you watched him play
football the last three years like people just give it to mind
you like. Yeah, yeah, Like that like like
testing, like like testing is not like it's, it's with 11
portion of the the the big. Oh, he's going to catch the TD.
Oh no, he's not. No, it's because he's not fast
enough. He lost yards.
Not messing, but like the like, like, yeah, like we know these
guys are good athletes. It's like, and most of them are
like athlete, right? Like 4-4 is like like insane,
but like it's not doesn't translate to game speed, like
you're not seeing doesn't. It doesn't translate perfectly.
Yeah, yeah, it's not, it's not like 1 to one, right.
Like there's obviously got to be other other items in there like
yeah, like the top end speed is. It must be absolutely
ridiculous. He's never hit.
He's very rarely does he ever get a chance.
There's also stuff I, I do think that, you know, we, we can go
look at like the next Gen. stats they release.
You can go look to see like who's hit like, you know, 20
miles an hour or whatever. Like we're talking about what
someone ran, they ran two times in the fastest of those two
times on one day years ago is now like their their speed as if
it's locked in, but it's not locked in, you know, and it's
like even in a single season, you're going to see variants of
like what a guy's top speed would be so.
Yeah. And they train for the 40 like a
little bit differently than they do for, like, actual playing,
right? Like you got to like everything
kind of counts at that, at that, at that.
For the three-year example of lack of explosiveness as a
runner, I would I would go with that over the 40.
Times yeah, it's it's it's it's why a lot more like elite guys
are just straight up testing out.
Like, they have a lot more to like, lose by testing poorly or
negative. Like, like, I don't blame.
I don't blame. Yeah, I don't blame Marvin
Harrison Junior for not wanting to learn how to, like, get off
his mark as a sprinter award. Like to not like to shave off,
like, off his time, Right. Like, like he's not doing that,
like coming out of his routes. He's kind of insane like with
the the next Gen. stats and you know how they do the top speed
stuff that they can't just put together a sample of runs and
like different instances, breakaway speed, whatever and
get some kind of like measured aggregate speed time.
Sure, these players. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure
they are. It's probably just not public to
us, like they have to be, right? Because it just, they have the
data and they give us some of it.
And obviously you'd want it in a few different situations like,
but I mean, I don't know and I guess not everyone will have a
top end speed play that they would have representative in the
sample. But you would think they'd have
so much data on these guys running on the field that they
could get you pretty close to their true speed.
Yeah, or even how long it takes to react.
And I'm sure this probably has some.
Acceleration would be the big one if you get if you get a a
reliable measure of that. And to like the earlier point or
the earlier discussion about us living in an analytics era and
like defensive adjusting is probably something that they
have potentially if this is data that is available to like these
analytics teams. If anyone knows that you want
send them on to the on the ship Jason, but just I mean, I'm sure
this is like stuff that they that they try and figure out and
measure right, Like how much time you have to close down a
certain certain player or who you want to like leave a cushion
on. Why is it still 3rd and goal?
Zach, Zach, Daniel asked a very good question.
And it's one, it's one that like I do think Jerry is, is actually
measuring that for himself. Oh, that shepherd in it.
Yeah. Shepherd.
Why? Oh.
My. Third goal, Bucky ran twice and
Rashad caught a short pass that was fourth down, was it not?
Did we miss a penalty? I don't know.
Did did one of those get the first down somehow or no, 'cause
Bucky's. Oh, did Bucky's Oh, that's
right. That's that's exactly right.
The the catch. They they marched it short.
They only called it a nine yard catch.
And then his first run was converted.
The first I thought his reception got the first all.
Right. Look at this look.
At this. 2417. 4041 points at the half in the first half.
Love it. Whoa, we.
Still have two minutes. We still have two minutes so
hopefully. We we need some, we need some
Ray, Ray. Just check down in a ray.
Ray. Yeah, yeah.
Just checked Hassan and I have McLaughlin going in one.
There you go. So.
We just, we just moved the NARV dog out for him. 11 little
exposure to this game. The the state of the the core.
So Evans is at 49 receiving yards and need 59 1/2, so 11
there. Bucky's up to 31 rushing yards,
44 1/2, so 1 1/2 more carries for Bucky.
And then Ray. Ray's at 23 and we need him to
get to 35 1/2, so everything's pacing well.
Do you like ship? Ray Ray, the caps would be
really good here. Yeah, but the yeah, I guess like
the game script stuff doesn't really matter at this point,
just because they're kind of both alternating blows.
Well, you also just don't want them to start, you know, like
just knock off like. Yeah, yeah, the the most.
New ball, yeah, the most blue balls item would be like Ray
Ray. It's just like held without a
catch going forward, but I don't think that's the case.
Sunset, Darnell and Mooney, for fuck's sake.
God damn I. Think he earned a little more
leash after the touchdown? I would, I would, I would assume
that he has like, I would hope that he has like less leash
because like they wanted that to go to Ray Ray.
Like then that was like, because like, Greg London was out.
Really just a fun guy And, and, and I I guess Darnell is like a
guy I have irrational hatred for.
Like he was wildly overdrafted. Like what was it last year or
was it 2 years ago? Two years.
Ago, yeah, like he was like insanely overdrafted and
everyone was trying to make the case for him and it's like what?
I didn't even know about the shepherd shower narrative.
I was just going. To.
Say. Stand pat for saying yes before
he pulled it in, Jesus. Situation.
Right there. God damn, I I he was wide open.
It's Ray. Ray.
He's going to catch it. And I'm going to keep it real.
I didn't even know like, Shirley Shepherd was in the league much
lesser. There was a shower narrative.
Wait. What's the shower narrative?
Oklahoma. They they they both played at
Oklahoma back then. A.
Little tennis Walker there on the on the tackle.
Nice, pretty sure he was down on that play not to be like a a
highlight truth or play right? Davis is yelling.
He wants us to know he's a big Oklahoma Sooner.
Fan Yeah, it's. All it's all it makes me.
David says you guys are tilting me.
Welcome to the other side of the the foot, or whatever it is.
No, that's it. That's it.
That's the thing. Yeah, that's the other side.
Welcome to. The other.
Side the thing. Welcome to the other side foot
Davis. What happens when I drink
whiskey? The thing the thing with me and
like, I guess me and my Baker Mayfield history is that like
everyone kept comparing him to Pat Mahomes, that like I just
like after like a. Year or well, we all learned our
lesson. We all learned the lesson and I
just completely decided to delete everything.
Like I was like I don't even know shit about this guy
anymore, fuck this. I just want to tell the chat, I
was saying that Ken Walker was down on the play Pete reference.
It was really cool, but his helmet hit the ground and that
means you're down. Not on the Drake Lennon play was
not referring. I didn't.
See this play. Wait, you're saying the Kenneth
Walker play should have been ruled down?
His yeah, so he never his knee or elbows, nothing ever hit.
But his helmet hits very clearly.
And I'm almost certain that's your mark down.
If your helmet, the top of your helmet hits, it's part of
everything else, which it shouldn't be.
That's kind of cool. You should be able to do a
helmet stand. But then there's were like, oh
God, he was never down and you can see his helmet hitting.
And I don't think anyone ever really knows that, but I'm
almost certain I've seen it before.
I'm pretty sure that the helmet is actually a down is down, so
everyone was really celebrating it as a super awesome play, but
it was really just a miss. The rest were just kind of like
this. One was one time.
Enough. There we go.
He broke a tackle and he caught a pass.
Should we do something Bijon? And he got out of bounds.
Stop the clock. Let's go.
Let's get some Ray. Ray up in here.
Yeah, we could. We could use some some ray ray
or another bijon catch. That Baker Shepherd shower
narrative is cool man. I mean it's.
That's cool. That goes back a long way.
That's cool. Chad hates Bijon.
That was the worst shoot move I've ever seen.
There's Ray Ray. Sitting.
Down, sitting down. See see things good things
happened when you sunset Garnout movie.
You got three. Why are you just running time?
Let's go. They're setting up the Yahoo
mess they can't wait for. It they just cannot wait.
Yeah, you just. Ran 20 seconds and then out of
that bounce there you go. Timeouts.
Cool, you got 34 seconds. Are all your next 3 plays going
to be in bounce like you're not? Going to Ray Ray up to 31.
No, what are you doing setting up Young Ho Kim?
Like go for the. What the?
What did you just call? Him.
I'm Kim. Exactly come.
On man. I am.
I am not going to pronounce his name correctly if he's going to
keep. Missing kicks.
I don't know if that's even the end of the.
Ballpark of the North. Korean I am by the end of the
street. Doesn't matter.
English spelling. Come on.
Yeah, like I will. I will.
Come on. It had some of the same vowels
and the IT had. Some of the same vowels.
Great defense. And the consonants there was AY,
there was the same. Consonants in there, that's
true. Yeah.
Yes, her, absolutely. I was directionally accurate on
his name. He did.
He did throw that hard I I don't know why Kevin Dawkins comment
is making me laugh so hard. Oh no.
All right, find Ray. Ray, let's let's.
Clear ray Ray in the ray. Ray in motion.
Ray Ray in motion. Oh wow.
Well, for fuck's sake. Just took the the probability of
the Kim Jong Un kick down to 20%.
Yeah, well, it just, it just forced them to have to throw a
rail rail and get get like a little bit of breaking down the
field, right. Absolutely.
Pancake them, man. That's why they had to save
their time outs for that back breaking sack.
Was that Cousins was about to take.
Yo, whoever that lineman was like just got like offers like
less protection than like a rusty gate man.
Jesus, it's completely turned around.
Oh, wait for the surrender draw play on 3rd down.
Yeah, now. Find him.
Ray. Ray.
He's sitting there. Yeah, you don't.
You don't send Mooney. Yeah, well, you don't send
Mooney to Ray. Ray's job.
Like that's the lesson here. See.
Well, he could. He could have passed it.
Picking it. Yeah, they're, they're gonna.
Pun it. Are they punting it?
Oh my God. Oh my God, you're in a disaster.
He doesn't go for it. Yeah, go for it.
Might as well go. For it.
Come on, doesn't want to miss it.
Oh. My God.
This makes no sense. This is so a.
Strong field goal and give them a field goal before half but
they would still have to gain like 15 yards in basically one
play. Yeah, so that that would be like
Bucky, like 11 Bucky run. This is insane.
If you were not going to kick it, then you run on 3rd and 18.
They're not letting him kick a 58 yarder right here.
They're. 57. They should have ran it on 3rd
and 18 and then kicked a fuel that's.
This is copped play calling man. It's strange because it's like
the Falcons. They did one thing and then they
did another thing later that didn't fit with the first thing
they did, which is saw a character.
It doesn't make sense. Yeah, like, well, I mean, it
makes sense in the identity of the Falcons.
Logical doesn't make sense. I yeah, I can't wait to see this
one. Yeah, Surrender Next are going
to love this brand new, brand new recalibration of the scale
right there. Blair what?
What has been your favorite fantasy storyline or or subplot
so far this year? Definitely the the rookie
receivers have been a lot of fun to watch.
Malik Neighbors is is quickly becoming my my favorite player
in the league. Yeah.
Oh yeah. You.
Think he's going to play this week?
Hope so, Yeah, I need him. I need him in a lot of leagues.
Yep. It's just awesome to see the
Giants be like, this is our whole offense now, Yeah.
And to do it smart. About it too.
And smart, those guys, yeah, love it.
It's it's. Like smart about them Like like
I I saw someone tweet like if if neighbors say it's like we can
prepare for like Wandale's like 14 catch 42 yard like.
Yeah, exactly. Performance game.
That's right, 8080 yard field goals.
Come on bro, let's go. Kim Jong Un makes 80 yard field
goals all the time, according to state media.
Oh man. I'm I'm not, I'm not learning
names of guys who are like shanking kicks in a game where
we need them to not Shank kicks, sorry.
Or pronouncing the right names. All right.
Should we see if we like anything in the lobby here at
halftime? Yeah, let's do it, Let's do it.
OK. All right.
All right, let's see what we. Got Cousins passing yards #394
he's already at 253. He's at Cousins back.
They got us higher at 400 passing yards.
Wow. Wow.
Whoa. That is poppin.
Bijan, man, what a depressing #40.5 rushing yards.
London's already at 64, have him set at 97 1/2.
Where's Kyle Shetz? Godwin is still at the exact
same as his pre stuff. Shitsy into like 20 more yards.
Oh, you could get a lower on the 70s so well, he's kind of up
there right now, but like. He's got to be What's he at
right now? 58, He's at 58, yeah.
I I would bat just because of the London injury risk.
He's back out there. You're thinking about the lower.
Yeah, I'm thinking about the like I would say the lower it's
just, it's just not fun though. Like there's no Bucky.
I mean, if we take an over, he definitely goes catchless the
whole second-half. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like it's just there's like, no. Winning here, we don't want
that. Yeah, No, no, Bucky in the lobby
right now, kind. Of a limited menu, to be honest.
Just see Goldman's running off the field earlier than the rest
of the team. What does that mean?
Who was? Mike Evans.
Oh, he just, he just knew that they weren't going to bother
pushing the ball. Not an injury, maybe.
No Godwin. Just a just a sad.
They were always going to kneel down, so he was probably just
getting it. Getting here's a here's a
potential fun one. This is mostly just a sounds
like a fun sweat to me. Longest reception for Mike
Evans, 23 1/2. And he's at 20.
Yeah, just one more bomb. You get.
You get a 1.53 X on that. That's true.
It's a nearly a TD. Yeah, or you just play the TD
for for 2X hat trick. Hat trick sounds like a fun
sweat too. I I'd be in for either.
Yeah, the longest one's a little tricky because they are leading
at half. Who gets ball first, Then you
see him, then you see him doing a little like really bad play
action to Rashad White out of shotgun and then just bombing it
to Evans. Oh for sure, it is Bucks ball
first. So if they go down.
And they're able to. Score.
Thought of the Falcons God I that's.
Why you see Cousins numbers so high and that's why you see, you
know, some of what you're seeing.
I think they they Falcons got ball and scored.
Yeah. So game script wise, but the
problem is they don't have any Bucky.
I mean, to be honest, I mean need about 20 yards for a shot
White. That seems plausible.
But so I one of the things that I think can can happen, one of
the things that I like here for Atlanta is I mean, they're going
to throw a lot. They're showing a cousin's
number that's like insanely high.
They've thrown to Bichon a number of times.
He only has a 2 catches, 1 didn't go down as a catch.
They've also thrown Algier a couple times.
He has two catches. He's only at 2 1/2 for the over
on the receptions. The Algier Algier.
Yeah, Algier is. Nice.
That's why, yeah, I think that seems nice.
That's a. Good call.
Yeah. The usage seems 5050, at least
in terms of touches and. They're both playing and they've
been thrown to the backs and they're going to throw.
I think the Algier receptions makes a lot of yeah.
Like yeah, it's like out of the backfield.
Yep, their usage is 5050 like 2 targets right?
Rashad White's receiving yards, they're -2 right now they're 5.5
for. The game.
Oh, I think we we do that. That's an over.
That's a high. It's an over, yeah.
Yeah. Especially yeah, yeah, but like
from a strip perspective, right, like from a strip they're.
Putting him in on 3rd downs, he's a receiving back.
They're gonna throw, especially if they're in the lead.
They'll they'll do some more of those like Sprint out
intentional throws to him as like an extended run, let they
try to do the goal line. Those are.
I like those two a lot. Those two running.
You guys hang on, we should do this is a good shout out by
Bonesaw here so that Algier receiving yards is boosted one
point O 6. So like if we assume he's going
to get a reception for more than one yard?
For sure. Let's let's take that if we
don't have like super strong convictions, we could just lock
this in as like a a clean little.
A tour for. 31X318X. Yeah.
I mean, we could go, we could go higher the other.
Thing is, we could throw, we could throw the Evans stuff on
there and be, I mean, we could do this as, as its own thing,
but the Evans stuff. Do you do we prefer just the
single catch? Or do you think it's cleaner,
right, because you don't need the you just want the catch for
him to get a receiving our team needs to set.
Yeah, it could be negative. Yeah.
I actually don't know that the one O 6 was was actually
reasonable because you or was the right move because you do
want to catch and a lot of running back catches do actually
go from negative yards like Rashad White has negative
receiving yards. Yeah, right.
So if you're getting a point O 6 boost, I mean, probably that was
right. But I certainly think if it's
gone. It's gone.
Yeah, it's gone. And the shots going up in real
time here too. Every everyone's banging it and
we're not even getting. It.
That's amazing. That's.
Amazing. I'm gonna lock just these two
for 100 and if we want to add. AI think add the add a Evans
boost to it. We're getting we're getting
smashed on our own show stuff that.
We're playing. Yeah, well.
I would say do that one plus the Evans touchdown of the Evans
longest reception. I don't know that I liked Evan's
longest reception. You only have to do it.
What about the? TD I could see them giving him
the little little. Hatchet hat trick.
That sounds like a very fun second episode.
That's a fun one to add. That's a fun one to add for.
Yeah, for sure. That's what I the 100th, 100th
TD. Is that what he's at?
Is it 99 right now? I saw some people saying he had
already gotten to 100. Was it 99 or 100?
It's interesting. Winger.
I think he might already be there.
He's at. No, he needs three more.
Yeah, he's at 99 now. OK.
Oh, so he has 99 receptions, but he has a hundred career
touchdowns? He must have had a rushing TD at
some point in his career. 100 total touchdowns.
He has one on a fumble recovery. Scott Smith, beat reporter from
the Buc, says so. So yeah.
He still needs one more for his 100th.
Yeah. All right.
Sorry, Chad, I forgot to post the first link in here.
Here's the second one. You can take out the Evans if
you just want the Algier and Rashad, or you can ride with us
on Mike Evans getting the hat trick tonight.
Those are good ones, very good ones.
The core's, the core and the five legs are all still very
live. We got a lot going there too.
So yes, yeah, we have plenty, plenty of sweats.
So we're just adding on like the the cheekiest of sweats of like
a a single Rashad White catch, a single Algier catch and then
Evan's ski. Very.
Cheeky, I think we'll. Go out of their way to give him.
What would you guys say? Our biggest Our biggest sweat
right now feels almost like Godwin receptions in the five
Legger. What?
Pull it up? Where are we at?
Yeah, let me show it. You guys have Godwin's over 6
1/2, right? Look at Jimmy in the chat.
Where's the giveaway form? And Pete's above him in the
chat. No, that that that's the.
That's the link to the I haven't.
Done that before. That's the.
Let me ask you a question though, Jimmy.
You're a YouTube member. I assume you've watched a few of
these. Have you filled out the form
before, Jimmy? That would kind of be my
question to you. Don't fill it out twice.
OK, so here we are Greg. So we have the split.
We have the alt version with the receptions.
We could also use a Bijon Tutty for this one.
Mike Evans we need 11 more receiving yards.
Bucky, we need 14 more rushing yards.
Godwin we need 3 receptions to push it, 4 for the Dub, and Ray
Ray we need 6 more yards. Oh, they're all, yeah, they're
all looking pretty good, Yeah. And then what's where's?
Where's Bijon with the catches? Bijon with the carry, he's got
two he needs. 3 1/2 OK. Yeah.
OK. All right, Jimmy, as long as
you're promising me that I'm not going to have to remove
duplicates, I'll post the. I like it though when the chat
starts getting bullish that we're going to hit the core, you
know? It's and like the we need a lot
more Godwin, and a lot and a lot less.
Let's see, fucking Kate Auten. That's like the that's like the
one out of nowhere, Yeah. Dude, Matt Ryan out here when we
should be watching Red Panda I. Mean I know.
Talk about it. Did they book Matt Ryan and Red
Panda for the same halftime? What are?
We doing. Yeah, well, like one goat and
another one who's like a Julio Jones merchant.
Come on now, Fucking like, like, like did you like, did you guys
hear him like in the booth the other day?
Like I I like was like the most excruciating like.
How's Brady been? I haven't.
I haven't heard Brady yet. Psychopathic to where he
actually improved, like, I think he went back in, like, watching
hours. Yeah.
He actually been putting in the rest.
Yeah, like you. Haven't heard a heard a second
of him yet, yeah. You haven't heard him.
Apparently his first, his first, like his first one was like
terrible his first week and like all all I've like got from on
like on like a Brady side has like been like like the week
after like the third week and like he sounds.
Yeah, she sounds pretty good. Matt Ryan is like when he was on
the Manning cast was like the most excruciating like like it's
just off. This is awful, awful air man.
Did Matt Ryan sort of Roddy White?
I can't remember for sure. Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yeah, 'cause they it was the years where they had Julio and
Roddy. And Roddy, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's definitely
something off with with Brady. I don't like him as an
announcer. Somebody tweeted a pretty good
take that was like the, the, the, the problem with Brady is
that all the good announcers have like a slightly like
interesting voice and he just doesn't, he's just like a like a
robotic voice. It's just not like Romo's got
this like thing to and even if you don't like him, it's a
thing. And like Greg Olsen's got a
thing to his, like his, his personality and Chris Collins,
Greg Olsen's the GOAT right now. He's the Greg Olsen.
'S the goat I love. I love her.
A ghost man. I just, he's good at it.
He's just good at it. Brady.
Yeah, Olsen's my favorite. I didn't like Brady at all.
Romo had like a knife. He was sort of the coil pits of
of announcers. You know, he comes out the
rookie season's awesome. We're all excited.
We're we're, you know, the second, third year, not so
great, but he'll get it together.
But also Greg, he's he's really got it.
Olson. He's the Bowers Neighbors
Bowers. 7th floor crew. Baby Greg Olson. 7th floor crew.
The other thing about Brady is like, I just don't like, I know
he's gotten a little bit more likeable, but I just still don't
really like him. Like he's not that interesting
to me. Like.
He tells these stories in the booth about like why he was so
successful. And it's like, man, I mean, like
it's just all like a whole, you know, mythological thing.
Like, I know obviously he was not, it's not a, it's not a myth
that he actually won touchdown Super Bowls.
But like the whole, like it's a mythos.
Yeah, there's a whole is. He not is he not doing any fun
like analyzing of of quarterback play?
It's just all navel gazing. Yeah, there was a.
There was a quote, a clip from last week, he did the the box
and they shared a quote that was Baker Mayfield saying something
about when he came in, guys wanted to remember how it was
fun or something like that. And and they were having a good
time. And Brady, like took offense.
He was like, well, I don't know when I was here.
I didn't. It wasn't.
We weren't playing. I can't remember what he said,
but we weren't, it was some kind of like reference to being a
little kid. Like we weren't, we weren't
playing at recess or whatever. And he was just like, I, I mean,
God, like relax, dude. Like you're not.
But yeah, it's like he's like he's having a midlife crisis in
front of everyone and trying. To remind everyone.
That like that, like he still exists, right?
Like, no, he's like, no, I was this good.
Yeah. We just saw you.
We know you were you. Were pretty good.
You were pretty good. There were grown men crying.
But also like, we're all. We're all ready to move on.
We're all ready to crown someone else as the GOAT.
And, and the Bucks didn't win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady
was a Dick head to in in in the locker room.
Sorry, like they won the Super Bowl because they got like a, a
pretty fortunate run of luck in the playoffs.
Like that's just what happened. It's it's what happened.
They beat Drew Brees in a good defence from Jared Cook.
The the box dropped multiple, I mean, the, the Packers dropped
multiple key interceptions in the NFC championship against
them. They they were really good
against the Chiefs. They'd beat the Chiefs.
But anyway, that was like, it's not like, oh, Tom Brady elevated
everyone because. It's not like it's.
Hard in the locker room. Like we don't have to do that.
No, it's and apparently it's like the exact opposite
according to Baker, right? Like he like would intimidate
people are intimidated by him. Like it's just the exact
opposite. Brady is, is tough because I, I
have a lot of Patriots fan friends and this is especially
when he was in his prime and stuff.
It's just like, you'd be like Brady.
I, I, I just, I can't do it. And they'd be like, what's not
to like? All of them, yeah.
Sure. Like, yeah, if you I guess if
like you were like invested in the Patriots winning.
Oh, Bucky Slick return. All the way up there, let.
Us go. You would have thought that
Brady would have had his skin thickened from the whole roast
stuff, but you know, a little Baker Comet gets right under
there. No, I like the the roast is all
like. Like that roast?
I mean, yeah, I'm. Not very entertained.
Holy hating. Yeah, it was super hating.
I don't even like roasting that. That had its moments.
For sure but but like. All roasts, like all those jokes
are like pre cleared and like OK everything else there's nothing
like off the cuff but they're gonna be caught off by surprise.
Well, they they did the craft one which was clearly off the
cuff, well approved anyway. I don't.
I mean it was planned probably, but it wasn't approved.
Yeah, well, that's his issue, I think it was.
Supposed to be off, off limits and yeah, off limits.
Yeah. Yeah, Jeff Ross still did it.
And Brady, like he still did it, made a point to you can't do
that in a roast. Well, that's the whole thing I
would. Say something I don't like in a
roast. You can't.
You can't use humor on a roast. No, give us a shot, right?
Humble here. I don't know that.
Would be gorgeous. That should be great.
That would be awesome. Some early points.
Oh, they're saying it's sucking down, damn it.
But I mean even a fumble. Is a fumble, right?
Yeah. Oh yeah, balls out.
He did not have the ball when he turned over there.
I don't. Know if yeah, balls definitely
out that angle, yeah. When he rolled over, yeah, the
balls behind him, who knows the balls there.
It's just, yeah. Yeah, Oh my God, they got it.
Back after all that it. Was just on the ground.
Let's get some Godwin. There he is.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
What's the flag? Oh, I don't.
I knew nothing good can ever happen to us.
Chris Cockpits now Chris Godwin. Here's a question, do you think,
do you think Tom Brady's having fun right?
Like, or do you think he's getting the ego attention boost
that he needs to justify taking that gig?
Because otherwise, what's the fucking point?
You're already rich beyond your wildest imagination.
Oh my God, He. Rashad White Wolf, he lost.
Yards he lost. Without getting touched.
No, he's just like. I honestly was worried he just
blew his Achilles out. He just went down.
Did someone touch him? I look like Dijon out there,
fucker. He's catched by me.
He just, he just went down. Honestly, we need that to get
revised as a rush. That's what we need.
It looked. It looked backwards.
Probably my favorite thing about talking crap about Brady is how
there's like, no matter where you do it on Twitter, in our
chat, there's always like 20 people that will rush to defend
Tom Brady. They love people that just love,
fucking love Tom Brady, man. They love Tom Brady.
But that's part of the reason why.
Oh, that's third and 20. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Wow, what a dumb dumb.
It's third and. 20 Holy cow. Yeah, I think that's the hard
reason. Oh wow, what the?
Fuck. So dumb.
Just unnecessary. You just knew you wanted like
completely lay him out like they said.
No foul, They said. There's no foul.
Wow. How is that not a foul?
He lowered his. Shoulder and one foot out of he.
Kind of it's it's the IT is. He kind of lowered it as he.
Yeah, he couldn't really pull away right because he started to
hit while Mayfield. Is yeah, I think I think that's
probably a good. He didn't, he didn't he tried to
pull back. It is good call.
And that's Mayfield actively trying to draw the flag by kind
of leaning into the head of the jumping out of.
Power. I don't know man when 1 foot is
already stepped out of. Bounds.
No, no, he he's already he's but like he can't.
He was like like Hamilton was ready like in mid air, like as
Mayfield was inbound both feet like he can't really like
contort his way out of that, even though though, like I I
just don't think that was like roughing and that makes sense
like. But with the Brady stuff, you
know what it is? It's kind of like no one kind of
likes him. I think it's if no one kind of
likes you, you're eventually going to become polarizing, you
know, because it's like that, that it's not that someone's
like, I don't know, I'm kind of lukewarm, but it doesn't he
doesn't bother me. Like there's no, there's not.
I mean, like Aaron Rodgers would be another example of this,
right? Where it's like you kind of
everyone's picking camps and then the camps are going to
polarize each other further. You need to have.
Well, you need. Tom Brady moderates.
It it's 2 completely different arenas, right?
Like what made Tom Brady so many fans is he was fucking really
good at football and he was ruthless in his pursuit of
excellence. There's no reason that you would
assume that would translate to the booth.
Like to like a fun guy. No, being having the charisma
and be there's no to be like, yeah.
And I mean, so he got mad when someone insinuated that he
should be a fun guy. Yeah, I'm not fucking fun.
Yeah. Really.
Fun. What is it?
So one of the other things about the whole mythos of him, like
there was somebody in the chat a minute ago that was like he like
he's the, he's the GOAT. Gretsch, what do you like?
What do you want us to say? Like me sharing that I'm not the
biggest fan of Tom Brady doesn't change the fact that he won
fucking 7 Super Bowls. What you do is you just don't
worry about it. Like why does that offend you or
why would it possibly offend Tom Brady?
No one can deny that he why not to like him just as a person
just because he won 7 Super Bowls.
Like I just don't have to find him grading.
Yeah, yeah, he won a lot of Super Bowls.
No one's taking that away from him by saying he's not a good
announcer. Like he's still amazing.
You can still have the poster on your wall.
I need to give him a chance as a now I haven't I haven't really
heard him as an announcer. So I I do want to give him a
chance. I'll listen to a stupid fucking
robot voice and decide for myself about like.
I'd rather continue to speculate without ever having to hear a
word of his. Commentary.
Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sit down with an open mind and
listen to that douchebag talk and see if.
Someone give me the. All 22 for Tom Brady commentary
where I could just hear everything he says in like a 13
minute Cliff. The best, the best.
Brady's at his best when he's a little bit self deprecating
because he's one 7 Super Bowls and married a supermodel and and
can do whatever he wants and like he's a little bit self
deprecating on stuff. He's fun.
He's way too serious in the booth.
He's trying to be the best analyst.
He's trying to be the absolute best football talker.
He's like, dude, he just needs to joke around like Romo does
and be a little bit like the thing about Romo is he
vacillates. I his first year.
I tweeted this, it's it's probably my best tweet ever.
He vacillates between a good analyst and pepper from
dodgeball, where he's just like, that's you got to pay double for
that action, too, Cotton. Like that's all he's doing.
And he's like, be a goofball. Yeah, Brady can't be a goofball.
He takes himself way too. Serious.
The other thing is though too, like I don't know and I guess I
I don't watch a ton of island games or isolated broadcast, but
like no one's watching for the commentary.
Like good commentary is almost like background noise.
It's like you don't get in the way of people watching the game.
It it helps you understand the game more deeply.
That's that's the best commentary.
London's playing. London, yeah, Playing well, like
like earlier, Darnell Mooney had that route run for him and that
was Ray, Ray McLeod. No such issues, just saying.
Yeah. All right.
Let's get some that somebody that just mentioned when he was
hammered and he chucked the Lombardi trophy to the other
boat yes like that it was Tom Brady that was that was the best
that was great, but you know what that.
Brady in the booth would be incredible.
I'm here. I'm here for it.
Pair him up with Gronk. OK?
Why would that? Stop an alligator catch.
No, it was a, I have to say. Yeah.
No, it was a toss. Play the Gronk for being on that
Patriots team, which I was rooted against.
Gronk has to be like the most likeable guy on the planet.
Like I never have disliked him once despite being a part of
that whole that whole thing. Put Gronk in the proof that's
that's. Well, yeah, because you want to
know why? Because when you have Gronk,
like, one of the things with any kind of entertainment is you
want the element of surprise, You don't know what they're
going to say next. With Gronk, you would always
have that element of surprise. With Brady's anyone like, oh
man, I can't wait for what he's going to say next.
You know what, you know who's been actually kind of shockingly
good is Belichick. I've seen stuff of him.
And I'm like, that was hilarious because he the thing that he was
talking about how they they called a time, he had Vrabel
call a time out when they weren't able to call a time out,
but it wasn't illegal to do that.
And it basically threw the kicker off his rhythm.
And they're like asking, they're asking Belichick about that.
And he's it's like so insane that they thought to do that.
And he's just like, like, like, yeah, obviously we thought to do
that. Like, why?
Why would you not think to do that?
Like, I was worried someone was going to do it to us.
I'm like, you are nuts, dude. But but it was very
entertaining. I got a better sense of them as
a team. And Belichick's, I mean, I don't
know. I didn't think Belichick would
be extremely entertaining, but from what I've seen, he kind of
is. Yeah, Tim, Tim says he got
really screwed up when he found out Gronk is like supremely
smart. And it's like, yeah, he's like
one of the probably the best ever died.
And like, it's not an easy position to play.
Like there's like a that's true. There's like a ridiculous work
ethic that goes into this like, like, like, yeah, of course.
Like it's it's probably even more incredible.
He's just like it's probably him, but it's also yeah, it's
part partially him leading into a bit right.
Like your your your normal guy. You can barely read a playbook
is not making like the starting like like high school team, let
alone hey Steph, right? Hey, how are you guys doing?
You know, we're just talking way too much about Tom Brady
sweating some pickups here. How are you doing?
Oh my God, bro, Oh my God. What's that bro?
I'd like to get a little more Bucky, but other than that,
pretty good. Yeah, let's get some more Bucky
here. This next drive, it has to be
the Bucky. Drive quick ought to do more
Bucky. And the real Bucky?
Not not like. Not the fake Bucky.
Not fake Bucky. Both of them.
Yeah. I'd also like to get some more
Bijon. They're just playing Tyler
Algier. He's just going to have a higher
snap share in this game by a lot.
It's not good. Don't love that.
Let's get the catch here from Algier.
There's a pits, catch pits. All right, bring out the
punting. Kirk Cousins has never seen a 7
yard curl on 3rd and 10 that he wasn't happy to.
He loves it. He loves it, loves that show
where the sticks throw. That's how you run the
completion percentage that he runs great for.
Fantasy. It's a higher, a little higher
scoring game though. Oh.
Mooney Mooney God damn set up a manageable 4th and three.
What am I talking about? Mooney just juking a dude like
three times. It then goes out of bounce.
This game is fun, guys. There's still 10 minutes left in
the third. We're about to get a tie game if
they can score here. Yeah, the overhangs in the
balance already. What was that?
The Bijan stuff is is pretty crazy.
He was on the injury report though and it's a short week so
I I'm going with what Hassan was saying.
Earlier. I think there's got to be.
I mean, I've watched him play in college.
This is not who we saw. More Mooney. 300 yards for
Cousins. The Atlanta Falcons are not
serious with all this Mooney work.
What's new Steph? Good week.
How did waivers go last night? It wasn't a whole lot out there.
We we did, we took a stab at going for like Craft.
We barely missed. We were, I mean, we went
aggressive, but he was probably the biggest guy there was.
Sermon was out there for one team also.
We didn't go quite enough. There was like no Wicks or
anybody like that, you know, really available.
But we you know and have FPC. What was Sermon going for?
Like what would you say his average bid was?
Well, and ours, like I said, he was only available in one and I
think he went like two 50s. OK.
So I would probably go ahead and guess that maybe like 3.
Yeah. You see, I mean, there's such a
wide range. CEH went for like 60 in a League
I. Think Ray Ray, Ray.
Oh my. Oh, come on.
We're going to get a hold. Nice too.
Was it offensive Pi blocking before the the pass?
Probably. God, yeah, you're right.
We did get Whittington for a decent price.
That's. Pretty sweet.
For like $50.00 and I saw him go for like 300 in one of our
leagues, so really nice. Yeah, 7.
Percent round participation last week 30.
Percent target share too. That's what, yeah, I mean, I
was, that's what I was talking to you about earlier, Pat.
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Of course, we have all three Rams now on that team 122.
And do all three of them make one usable receiver?
One usable receiver. Though we we just got to pick
when the right the right time is to start up.
This ends with like Matthew Stafford IR.
You know that, right? Maybe not.
I mean, Winnington has a really shot.
I think he's 4.5 A dot. So like, they might have found
their Wandale, you know, just get the ball out, get the ball
out, take those. Steps.
I'll take it. Yeah.
We did start pits on one team. Which team was on?
Get ready right now. With with with serum, right?
Yeah, yeah, it has on Kievish team, the other.
Let's go 5 rushing yards. Bichon's back.
Is that the team we have Laporta too?
That team is snake bitten. No.
Oh, you have Kittle and. We do have a team like.
That McBride. OK, yeah, 'cause that was.
Is it 3 tight end team? I'm just trying to.
Remember, it's with Bowers too. Yeah.
Oh. No.
Oh, it's Bowers, not McBride, Sorry.
It's Bowers. Yeah, Kittle and yeah.
Tim just hit me where it hurts there.
Dijon has 2023 Tony Pollard energy right now.
That's jeez. Accurate goof.
Find Dijon get get the catch. Come on Kirk.
Dude, Young young young ho is just begging to miss a chip shot
here. I could see that too.
If he wants to miss this, he. Does, but before that happens,
we could get like 8 yards to Ray Ray or Bijon.
That'd be pretty great. We're going to get.
I would like to be done with the Ray Ray sweat.
Just me. Personally, I know we're, we're
like so close. We haven't hit, we haven't
actually hit any of them. Right No.
Right. No.
Not single. One feel good rooting for Ray
Ray. It's just something.
It's a bijon Bijon Bijon. Oh my.
God, that was me. Mooney.
Dude, Mooney is the wide
receiver. What?
I mean, I guess London is having a great game, but Mooney gets
Mooney has more targets than him.
Mooney gets everything in his offense.
That's right and he sucks with it.
What is his issue in life? Like like what like like is it
like we can't see this? But like my my assumption is
that like defenses leave him really open because he sucks so
fucking much that they can just close that gap and they want.
Sucks. So fucking.
Much. Let's go, young ho.
Yeah, you're right. Tyler says.
It's 2024, you need to be sex positive and cut the slander of
young hoes. I apologize.
He did drill that field goal. That's on me.
All right, let's start him in one league.
Can we get the Bucky drive? Mooney's acting out like a real
waning Crescent in this scene. Man, what I would kill for a
little moon B roll here when we. Come back from.
A break. So.
Good. This in a Dome though.
They're not going to give us any, are they?
They might show us a little of the the Atlanta, yeah.
The Atlanta moon. Skyline, yeah.
OK, this commercial's freaking me out.
The potato one. Yes.
The roof is closed like not letting, not letting that like
kick towards like the end of. The second, let me tell you how
B roll were like the the roof doesn't have to be open for them
to show you the skyline. You know, they could show you an
aerial shot of the stadium. Yeah, but I want them.
I want them zooming out of the stadium, you know, And then you
get the moon. And then you can see the camera
guy got kind of like caught up in it.
Like he didn't even plan to show the moon, but he's like, oh, the
moon. 'S right there.
Like I just, I just want to let you know that the production
team, they're not docking moon shots because they play in a
Dome. The moon is still very much on
the table for the production team.
No dude, I went back and watched There's way less moon when the
when you got a Dome game. Sky B roll is usually pre
recorded. You learned this from me.
I told you how the sausage got made on that last show.
I I can't believe they didn't do it with someone's name.
Mooney. I mean that that seems like a
missed opportunity. They would have probably done it
had he actually been good at football.
I I now they're showing us an aquarium.
Oh, you can go underwater even though the stadium is indoors.
Well, Pete, they're not showing the sky, are they, buddy?
They're not showing the sky in a different.
Way I like the aquarium. Yeah, the aquarium's great.
It's no moon. You can put an aquarium in a
don't can't put the moon in there.
They they just showed a shot of a star.
His name is Ludacris. That's right.
Now I'm imagining the picture of
Kirk Cousins with all the chains.
You wouldn't ever note it from the the angle that they shot
that in. Looked like a real small
aquarium to me. All right.
Buggy thank to Bucky. Godwin.
We'll take Godwin. Oh my.
God, Evan's got it. She's actress.
Nothing's easy tonight, guys. No.
No, it's a game where 44 points have been scored.
Like. That was only the 4th for
Godwin. Oh, he had one taken back by
penalty. That's right.
We need, we need three more for Godwin.
Yeah, that sucks. We also need more Evans and we
need more Bucky and we need more Bijon and we need more Ray.
Ray Yes. We need.
Everything we've done, we need more.
We need we. Need to start racking up some
WS. Bucky.
There's Godwin. There it is.
There we go. He's cruising.
So OK, so we need two more catches from him.
Be like, yeah, 12 more yards from Evans.
We're we're good. They're just, they're just
stretching out this sweat. Yeah, Godwin is up to. 5
halftime. Godwin's up to five.
Yeah, one more for a push, two more for the win.
That looks nice. Five like has has 6 1/2.
So we need, we need, Evans needs, oh, only 11 yards.
Evans needs one more catch. 11:00-ish.
OK. And we need Bucky to get that,
that 13 yard run. Let's go.
Hit, hit. Them you really need Bucky.
Run through three dudes, let's go put the team on your back.
Captain Ossimo thinks I hate Mooney because I don't have him
in in basketball. No, it's I've actually hated
Mooney since like he became my hardest ever one in Chicago.
Like. This is this is like.
A long standing grudge I would love.
For you to write out every player you've historically
hated, it feels like a very long list.
Who did you hate more originally, Mooney or Pitts?
The The Bits hate started before he joined the Evans.
Mooney is more of like a I'm sick and tired of watching
Chicago. Fans right and telling me he's
good. Baker.
Baker, man, I almost said that half the Baker rushing was only
like 5 yards. He's always doing this shit like
we did that last year. Ben, you called that out last
year? No, I did.
I'm remembering that right now. We should have.
Fucking we should. Have done that.
I would have loved. Yeah, I didn't see that that
would that would. I caught my eye and I didn't say
it and I it just was stupid. He already has two scrambles.
He had one earlier. You've already had Godwin,
Carrie or Carrie. Yeah, well, whatever.
I love how one. 'S over sterling.
Shepherd, you can't love that. I love how he had his head down
the whole time, like Godwin thought he was being sneaky.
Like maybe they still don't know I have the ball.
That's 15 yarder. The couple.
He's he's out. He's out.
You can't do that. All right, So where does that
put them? It's not good.
Yeah, we actually don't want. It's actually kind of bad for
us. Yeah.
We want those yards. We want them to have to, like,
drive, right. Right.
For it to happen on a Godwin carry too, it's kind of tilting.
Brandon in the chat says Godwin carry was a 3X multiplier.
Wow. Damn, I hope you got single
carry. There's so much like all those
Blues are so close. I just want them to fill.
I know. Run the ball Bucky 14 yard TD
role Evans man down the. Electric.
Oh man that that play was blown up before he even gave the ball
though. That was 15 yard shy of a 14
yard TD. Honestly a 3X multiplier and
that Godwin Carrie feels really light.
He's only like Gary the ball like he was.
Averaged like one carry every nine games or something so.
Yeah. Enough, right?
Yeah, it's like, it's not like a 3X multiplier.
It needs to be a little bit higher.
It sounds cool right after it happens though, right?
How about an Evans TD? Let's get that that.
He's in the slot here. No, he's not looking for him,
Otten. All right, third and two.
This quarter went by too fast. Yeah, it did.
You got to run the ball on 3rd, 2:00.
You got to go for it on 4th. It's obviously a run, run
situation. Who's it going to be?
We, man, if they go up here, we, we probably want passing.
I think we want this Evans touchdown because who knows,
yeah. I think.
I think Evans or Godwin, obviously.
Evans is the Evans touchdown is big.
They got White back in. Fuck.
Oh no. So they are throwing.
You got Evans in the corner. Oh my God.
Baker. That's why you were all at
Baker's hurt. Nathan.
Nathan.
Just a Stinger. He's OK, he's shaking it off.
He's. I think he's all right.
Yeah, who needs knees? Both.
Evans and Godwin are like, please don't be hurt, please
don't be hurt. Where's Brady?
Yeah, that would that would mean that everyone who picked him up
in like the dynasty Tom Brady and dynasty that one week is
celebrating. I have a.
Few leagues but people still have him. 3rd and three, I
agree. Then run the ball inside the
tent. Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, totally. Yeah, well, these bakers are I.
Think I don't know? His head's down.
Blair, are you pumped for Tontavian Wix Week?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
We do have Dante V and Wix on Army.
Nice. We dropped him at one point, but
we picked him back up before last week, so we're good.
Yeah, Blair, I was thinking about that, that list of players
from your your research and then the video and some pretty good
starts there. Wix, Michael Wilson, obviously,
JSN earning a ton of targets, neighbors and Xavier part of the
21 year old cohort there. If only Sean Payton didn't suck.
You know, we'd really be, we'd be rolling.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, Franklin's out there
getting like some targets and then I was going to say he's a
negative yardage. So I don't know if it's exactly
Peyton's fault. It is, though.
He, Franklin has a 32% targets per route.
He's only run 28 routes, but when they're putting him out
there, he's actually earning targets down the field at a high
A dot. I think the issue is that like
Mims is maybe just bad and Franklin's got to get past him
and but he's kind of starting to a little bit.
But did Minsky hurt? I thought Minsky's kind of a
stash right now for like season long.
Like people have given up on him.
Like I think he might actually be the be the one that hits
like. I rode him up before.
Yeah, I rode him up the week before too, in the walkthrough
and I was like, there's no reason for me to do this, but
I'm going to. And then this week I wanted to
do it again, but he but I was like, Bonex is coming off this
horrible game and it wasn't like he got targets but for nothing.
So I was like, I'll just wait, I'll save this.
Bullet, he got 60 yards like total right.
It was something ridiculously low, so I felt, but.
He's getting targeted. To Ben's point.
I mean, it makes sense. Like the dude has a connection
with this quarterback. Like the quarterback's
struggling. Like put the guy he knows like
they were on the same page with. Like help him out, you know?
How about it makes sense in that you just, you know, spend, you
know, a solid graphic on this guy and you maybe that maybe
that part. Oh, I thought you're gonna say
make sense because I have bags. We all, we all.
That's why I'm like, no, no, no, that's not.
No one hates their own draft picks more than Sean Payton.
He hates them, dude. He hates them.
He's just like. Gritting his teeth as he like,
rode in Troy Franklin. Or I was like fucking just do.
You want to talk about someone with a good personality?
Lil Jordan Humphrey. That guy must be like such a
good hand. Yeah, that or he's blackmailing
him. No, Lil Jordan Humphrey I think
was sometime late last season. He was actually cut, went
through waivers, cleared them and then he was re picked up by
like the Broncos, Yeah. Yeah.
Peyton let him go. Peyton was sweating.
That dude, he. He checked his phone like every
15 minutes. He's like I.
Hold the phone. You just could you imagine like
if you, if you like gone to a team that like the Giants,
someone that could use them. Like, you know, Nathaniel
Hackett was, was in Sal's ear. Like we got, we got to get.
This guy the the Giants looking at like their receiver room and
like before neighbors and be like now we're good.
I really want whoever replaces Peyton to say that it was hard
to evaluate the players on the roster.
Because I know the. Offense looked Yeah, I just want
that. I just really want that.
Man, this entire offense is Darnell Mooney.
It's Darnell Mooney they built. The whole.
Plane out of Darnell Mooney? Why are you running swing passes
to Darnell Mooney to start a drive down 7?
Like what are you fucking? You're just trolling us.
You and you and Kevin had a jinx there.
It's a it's a, you know, he's this this whole career of
vertical shot player. They've turned him into this
like swing route guy at times. But like, like, why is that your
priority? Do it to Bichon.
Oh, that's Ray, Ray. Ray.
That would have been it. If they start the drive with a
swing pass to Mooney and a contested target to Ray Ray
McCloud, it's just it's too much to bear.
It's too much to bear. We got, we got way too many
Falcons bags to be getting these fucking guys.
Oh, that's so good. Football.
I would have never believed you if you told me this was the
outcome when I was drafting over the summer.
Wait buddy, wait for. You baby in the.
Books. We got that one.
All right, let's. Bear it.
Oh my God. You maybe you should have
started Ray Ray guys. If you told me that outcome step
and then also tell me that the Ray Ray we fuck don't give us,
you should have started him right after that.
He's got like 6 points. Let's just relax.
Yeah, he, he, he was, he was projected like 4 points higher
than every other option we had. Well, sometimes you got to IK be
it. Yeah, the ceiling.
The ceiling. I don't know what Liam he was
thinking there. Oh, was that out, dear?
How did he do that? He looked like he almost fell
down. Oh man, do we have his rushing
yards now? We.
Have no he. Just.
Reception, Yeah. That was sick.
Oh man, I tweeted about pits and I got a great reply.
It says 10 new weeks of pain have been unlocked tonight.
That is a great reply, holy shit.
Oh my God. Yeah, no, the yeah, we
definitely, we definitely need a score here.
We need to make sure we're hitting our Evans and Godwin
throws. Chat is hating on B shot for a
long run. It's weird down bad.
People are just mad that he didn't score.
They're like, what are you doing?
The life lesson there is to not draft Arby's early.
Unless it's Saquon. Unless they're 30.
Not no the. Less it is.
Not to draft them. Super early.
But just to. Tell the dead.
Zone the dead. Zone, right?
Yeah, exceptions. To the really old players in the
ending around. That's that's but.
Not Nixon, no. No, no Mixon.
Mixon tissue is never. But Nixon's were the ones I
actually took so but. Mixon's never been good.
Like so like the issue, like Saquon's actually shown that
he's good. Like Mixon's never been good.
Yeah, but Saquon wasn't in the dead zone.
But Hassan, we dropped the mix in like in a second round, I
think 3 different seasons, maybe 4.
Yeah. But like, that's like the we
being the global fantasy community, right?
And like, and then, yeah, that's like their issue, not ours,
right? You just you just can't fix
stupid. Not me and you.
That's your we. Yeah, yeah.
No, no, we're just. We're just fucking sitting here
with these bits bags and Falcons bags and like.
Yeah. But we knew better than to drag.
We knew. We knew better than the mixing
stuff. Don't don't ask why.
Like I have Drake London and not like more neighbors than I
should. God, this has been like,
although I was going to ask you guys like, just like, you know,
this game has been like London's like just like a coming out
party type of situation. But next year, like do you see
guys like Olave and neighbors and everybody else who was
drafted after him? Like a handful of guys go, you
know, going earlier, like for sure, like Debo, Debo
potentially jumps in like, well, Nico Collins is definitely going
to jump in next year, right? Yeah.
Nico's. Nico's.
Going to go like one O 3 if he keeps.
This right? Yeah.
Right. I feel like I'm going to have to
keep moving him up in dynasty. Yeah, Olave.
No, Nico. No, no, no, sorry.
I'm. Yeah.
Lobby versus lobby. I feel like.
So London has been propped up by the belief that a situation
could unlock his greatness, and that is proving to be it's a
harder and harder case to make. Order without.
Having a great season. Right.
So neighbors would be another one, right?
He'll go third round London. London will go like third round
I think. So right.
So like, yeah, so so Devonta Smith next year or or Drake
London. They're both.
Devonta Smith Smith. Devonta Smith, Devonta Smith.
Right, Go ahead. Yeah.
So and DK McCabe. He didn't Thompson.
DK McCabe will go ahead of London.
Yeah. And then Mike Evans with Mike,
I'm just reading off like the underdog.
Mike Evans, It'll depend how he finishes the year, because he's
old. Right.
Yeah, yeah. Somehow he gets there every
freaking year though. Yeah, it'll, it'll depend like
if he, if he slows down the last four games, he'll go on the
fifth round or sixth round. Right.
Yeah, because I ordered our. First and second round in season
check in like 5 hours ago so really nice.
Where did you London DV make the conversation or not?
London did not. I don't think for either of us.
He had Metcalf 2. 12 yeah. Can I ask about him because he
had Metcalf? I feel like I feel like Metcalf
was is the guy. Who Metcalf's like the new Evans
that you just? Keep from there.
Every year, yeah, the new Evans. Yeah, 'cause like I'm just
looking at like the underdog, like season long closing ADP
here, right? And so it's just like because
Drake London, I believe like he looks like he ended at 5
receiver 10. So I'm just like trying to gauge
like the temperature. I mean, Rashi Rice is like
really low based on, you know, off season suspension and.
What have you. Depends on yeah, the injury too.
Injury as well, like next. Year, well he's got on IR now
but. Yeah, but like, but like.
Next year. For next year.
For for next year, Rashi probably clears, probably clears
Drake like in terms of like, not by a lot, but like he'll be
drafted earlier than him I think.
And it depends what. It just depends if.
He's coming up with true torn ACL.
He probably won't. Then yeah, then he won't, right.
But yeah, assuming it's not like.
A If he plays again this year, he will.
If he if it's a season ender, he won't, our buddy Rotopad said.
Seriously, Goodell has to intervene and get Ray, Ray
McLeod a real number. This has gone on long enough.
I like it because it's not, you know, the.
I like it too the. Shot like I I I know every.
Time. It's the one number Pete knows
is different. It's not the same.
It doesn't look like everything that's.
Your play call. On Thursday.
Well, because they they want it. So this actually is good
coaching because when you have a player that had a bad play, you
need to give them their confidence back.
So what you do on 3rd down is you run it up the gut with
Bichon because that way, you know, young way cool, get
another crack. That was Tyler Algier.
You were looking at the wrong number.
No, it was. It was Bichon, wasn't it?
Nothing Moody can't fix. Wow.
Rooney take Rooney ahead of London.
Yeah, I think I. Yeah, I think, I think, I think
I got to eat crow on this one, man.
It's it's. Yeah, he's the best player in
the game. I've never seen anyone so good.
My God. You know, I was talking about my
sister-in-law team. That's the most important team
that I give good advice for. I told her to bench Darnell
Mooney in the plaques for Chase Brown.
Hope Chase Brown scored seven touchdowns this week.
Well, Mooney, Mooney doesn't look shot out of a cannon, I
have to say. You know, he's scoring a lot of
touchdowns. Yeah, Yeah, but he doesn't look
shot out of a. Cannon yeah you know the one
thing I will say is that like shout out to your sister-in-law
for like actually having the foresight to think that that's a
choice because like I would have just been like turn out Mooney
drop the waivers. Why did you put my teeth I.
Know. I would have never have dropped
him and if he somehow. Right.
Yeah. I would have drafted him and
then if he found his way onto my team, I would have dropped him
right away. Yeah, like I would be emailing
whichever fantasy service provider and saying I've been
hacked. Explain this please.
Yeah, he was on way I. Mad at someone in the community
for now. I would have added him.
That on every non Kyle Pitts team I should have been drafting
Kyle Darnell Mooney because it's it's that that has worked out
pretty well how Fitz failing and Darnell Mooney being the nuts.
Is actually. 13 targets dude, 13 targets the.
World we're living in. All right, we need a we need a
big bucks drive here. I, I, I just want to sweep it.
I want like one Mike Evans catch clears it, 2 Godwin catches
clears it. One big Bucky run clears it.
He has 8 targets by the way. Where did you get the 13 number?
Mooney, It's on footballreference.com.
You're not a subscriber. I must be, I must be sorry.
I have a learning disability. I'm trying.
I'm trying to figure out where I saw the 30.
When the box were it, it says 8. He has eight.
No, it says. 13 Oh no, he. Receptions.
No, I'm looking at the wrong thing.
Sorry. You're.
Right. Yeah, it's it started.
Bucky in a couple of our mains. Too.
I hadn't had enough crow at Mooney.
I had to eat a little more. No, I just, I mean morning makes
everyone look bad dude. It's just the way things go now
apparently. She just texted me.
Oof, Mooney. Yeah, that's you.
Want to let Hassan guess right back to her?
No, just just just ask her I guess.
Like just ask her like how can she see the future?
Like. Two touchdowns, ma'am.
Yeah. I I'm just trying to see like,
like his career stats, right? Like has he ever had a like?
This year he's had quite a few targets though, but it's still
a. 140 in 2020. 1000 yard season.
In tonight's game, he is like 21% as to his like total, like
total targets earned last year and the year before that in
Chicago, right? He had 61 targets last year and
the year before that. Yeah, he was just like a deep
threat before. He wasn't a target owner.
He, I think he was 140 targets in 2021, but like 61 the other
two years and it's like doesn't make sense.
He was like low key good in college too.
I mean, I guess everyone in the NFL kind of was.
No, he was productive. Yeah.
Low double team rate for Mooney. We'll see.
We'll see if it, you know, maybe, maybe a little more
attention. Do you think, do you think the
Bucks can actually start covering the wide receiver one
and the Falcons for once? They probably should think about
doing that. Yeah, yeah.
Evans, Evans, Evans. Wow.
That's number two. That's a 12 yarder that gets us.
That's it. That puts us in the books.
All right, guys, it's on. It's on Bucky for the core.
All right, that's it. Yeah, it's been more of a sweat
than it felt like it was going to be, but.
Yeah, we thought we. Thought this was.
Going to be early. My my sister-in-law guy, she's
like, this is our second year plan and she's really into it
this year. She did well last year, too.
She just texted me back. And if he scores again tonight,
I might break something. Like, do you guys remember when
you were first playing and like, you benched a guy who had two
touchdowns? Like oh God, that's so hurts.
Baker, you need more teams. Oh, man, Baker just days running
for she's and we were texting earlier and she she sent me her
lineup. She's got Kenneth Walker.
I was like, Kenneth Walker's going to be great, you know, and
she goes, I love him so much. Like, I mean, remember you
remember when you had a guy in your lineup?
He's going to yeah, that's for you.
Like that's what happened for her last week.
She's like, I love him. Like beat one of her Co workers,
probably because of Kenneth Walker last week.
It's just a it's a heart warming story.
Yeah. No, it's great.
That's fantasy. The last show right there.
Yeah, exactly. That's the whole point.
When you have one league and everything is just all about
that one team, you know who to root for.
Everything's clean. Sweat is.
That white or Bucky back there, that's white.
White. That's white.
You can tell because he's got like the the, the sleeves that
clearly are slowing him down. That's why he looks like he's.
Both of them. They're not aerodynamic sleeves.
Yeah, it's just not. And they don't look very
aerodynamic to be honest. No.
It. Isn't they?
It isn't. They actually capture more air
somehow and like it's like adds to the drag.
Yeah, he's played so much more than Bucky in this game.
I understand like that he had a decent game last week, but
Bucky's clearly better when they've played Bucky.
He's had some big runs. I I know White had the one good
run. It's just weird.
Yeah, but they talked to him all offseason about how he was their
three down back. So I think it's going to take
there's, there's some, there's a little bit of like, yeah,
sicklier there. Game right he's.
Just a double button. Snaps the whole the whole year,
really. Yeah.
Even though he's been outplayed most of the season, when I look
at his son right now, I feel high.
What like what? What the angle and the kind of
the there's like a blur going on.
Yeah, the blur. Yeah, the blur of the camera.
That's great. Let's get a.
Detect high. That's that's the rooting
interest. Here is a Godwin first down
catch. Yeah.
Or Rashad White catch, right? Yeah, that's right.
We have the halftime thing, but we haven't gotten Algier catch
yet either. Rashad White now is because of
that one behind the line of scrimmage is at -4 oh.
No. Yeah, Oh.
I forgot who took Algier isn't. It Bucky we need.
Yeah, these are the I. Mean, I mean well, I meant bijon
catches still. Let's just root for the core,
right? Let's get let's get the Bucky in
here. Let's.
Just get the core. Bucky's out there, then he's the
priority. 14 rushing yards, Man, he can get there.
How about a How about a third and long drop late to Bucky?
That's what Yoshi's calling for the surprise drop.
Play. Yeah, exactly.
They won't have him on the field.
To have White on third, yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Oh, so they're more interested in telegraphing a bass play to
Evans or Godwin that way? But if we get the Godwin
completion first down, we might get Bucky run on 1st and 10.
That's yeah. That's I want the Godwin first.
Yeah. There he is.
Oh, we had him. Oh, row it.
Oh no. He's setting up a young white
coup 52 harder, another team. But yeah, everyone is young.
Like everyone just wants young way to get his.
Confidence in that, That's right.
He's just going around kicking everyone's field goal.
He doesn't kick for both teams. I was not even impression he
kicked. For both teams.
What do we want? Do we want him to miss this?
No, I think we want him to get it because we'd like the Falcons
to keep going. Yeah, we need, we just need
points. Maybe we.
Can get overtime. Not a doubt like that would have
been good from 60 Jesus. It is good to get the the Evans
one out of the way, You know, if they're doing a little more
short stuff. Yeah, for sure.
God wins, yeah. That was a great camera angle of
the ball going through the uprights where you could see the
overhead scoreboards there at Mercedes-Benz and it was like
miss the kick free pizza as it was going through.
Yeah, I, I really for morale purposes, I need a shot of the
moon here. That's.
Right. Yeah, man, we're still in this.
There's going to be a lot of plays late.
This is a back and forth divisional game.
Lot to a lot left to happen, right?
Lot of Darnell Mooney left to to score.
Tyler would give us a moon shot. Just kidding.
No. We sold 10 Tyler Tyler Jesus.
Yeah, thank God super chats don't have image embedding
You're. Just making changes.
They're extended shorts, they're they're putting images in the
Super chat. I wonder how many leagues I'm
playing against Darnell Mooney and.
That is always the funniest. Thing that's like, you just like
open up and you're like, you don't expect this to happen and
like all of a sudden you're down 30 points.
Oh, that puts you in such a bad mood.
Yeah. Steph, can you let us know right
now how many? Moves I I've been looking.
They're they're, you know, we're going against some Barkley Henry
team that has Darno Monkey as their wide receiver too.
Like that's just a lock somewhere.
No doubt it has Michael Pittman and Darnell Mooney.
Blair, Blair and I like last week we lost to a barely lost to
a Derrick Henry team. We had such a such a close call
and lost two points in FFPC the. Fantasy.
Pros or Yeah and yeah, I know in fantasy pros we were just like,
we were like that was like kind of unlucky because we went up
against Henry and also Brian Thomas had like a big game and
then Aaron Jones had a big game and.
I got, I got one for you guys. I'm in one of my, my, my home
leagues. I have Bijon Robinson.
I'm going up against Sterling Shepherd and I'm winning 9.1 to
7.4, right? Now how did this guy start
Sterling Shepherd? She's like.
Wow. High school.
Don't know how he played Shepard.
He has. He has a bunch of byes.
There are still this. It has to be like, who's on the
wire? Let's hear the wire.
He's playing Shepard, Zacchaeus and Greg Dorchett receiver this
week. Wow.
Max on his team. Wow.
So he has Ridley and Jameson Williams on by and Cooper Cup on
his IR and then has he's starting 4 running backs.
We have two flexes on this team. He's got a lot of running backs.
Show us, show us the waiver wire.
Like I'm I'm curious as to see who is paying these guys over.
There's a bee, John. Go, go, go.
That's what's up now. I'm up by two points.
So what? How much more do we need there,
Pete? One more catch.
OK. Might happen.
They started this drive with the Bijon throw.
They heard me. You can't start it with Mooney.
It was too much to bear. They they understood that it was
going to be too much to bear if they started with a Mooney
throw. So we just want.
Bijon or Algier catches right? Yeah, yeah, we've we've we've
hit everything else with the Falcons.
We just need catches from the back.
How much? Better is Algier than Bijon.
Is it like as much as it looks or is it closer that I think if
I needed three yards I know which one I'm picking.
God damn. It and if I need a cloud of
dust, I know what I'm picking. If I need someone to very openly
decide which hole to hit if someone tackles them, I would
think pizza. There's no Mooney teams we're
going against boys. Wow, that's a big dub this week.
No Moonies. No Moonies.
That feels like more of a Week 13 kind of playoff thing where
you're in that first, first bit there.
You meet the Moody team on their two TD week.
They'll save it for that. They will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man.
Yeah, that that championship game where you're like, oh, they
got Moody. Like I'll be all right.
Man, this is Tonight is setting up for heartbreak ecstasy.
Like we're either going to hit these in like a flurry and it's
just going to be magical or we're going to be painfully
short. Yes, yes, there's I don't I I
can see. This, I'm going to get another
drink on that though. Yeah, yeah.
No, I, I think that's a good call.
Yeah, I've been sipping whiskey and it's ended up being way more
than I thought I was going to sip.
What are you drinking? What kind of?
Whiskey. Oh, you'll appreciate this,
Hassan. We're going with the little
Japanese Centauri tonight. Yeah.
Is that a blend or? The I think I don't know is
that. A single malt.
No, it's. Not dokey.
Yeah. All that you're just about to
bring it up, but I. Haven't, I haven't had that.
Yeah, it's a blend, Steph. How was it, Pete?
It's good. Yeah.
It's it's smooth. I like the Japanese whiskeys a
lot. Yeah.
I haven't really tried them, I may have to.
My my parents are in town so it's less of a school night.
They get to get up with April. Tomorrow.
That's that's like the. We get to bust it out, yeah.
Just just just having an extra pair of hands.
No, yes, you. My mom was just in town for a
week. It was amazing.
And then she left. And like, right after she left,
Vivian got sick and now we're all sick.
Oh, no. Yeah, but the worst part is that
the kids get healthy like almost immediately and the parents are
just lagging forever. Like your kid is like totally
fine within like 2 days and you're like, huh, this is this
is some optimal like. Yeah.
Yeah, my immune system always gets better than when I work
with kids. Like I get sick the first month
again when I go back but then after a little while you build
up. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. I mean, all right, we, hey, we
can always, we can, we can always change the Thanksgiving
stream to A, to a Murakami book club, considering that's right
around where the new book comes out.
You and you and I can do a a book.
We just do. We just do like the book rival
stream at the city. I'm, I'm, I'm hyped, man.
Oh, that's pass interference. That's pass interference for
sure on Darnell. Mooney.
I mean, Moody, you can't do that to the best receiver in the
league. He's going to catch a play or
it's a flag. Yeah, it's one of two options.
That's right. You think he's not going to get
the call? You think Darnell Mooney's not
going to get the call? No, you're.
Talking. To your guarding this Jordan
Roll's there. The the funny part was when this
game started, that would not have been a flag like that would
have been completely. He entered.
This game as a bit player and by the end of it he was the alpha.
This is it, man. Like MVP candidate.
This is like. Moody is approaching the target
Cliff. According to Hassan's numbers,
he's already reached. The top.
He's already there. No, Hassan's numbers were right.
My numbers were wrong. You're OK?
They were right. Yeah.
No, he's at 14 targets, Yeah. What?
Yeah, yeah, she's a 14 target. Dude.
What? No, they don't count that one.
Oh yeah, I guess they don't count it because it's a no play,
only 13. This is some very why.
Are we watching Tyler Algier up the middle down 3 here?
God. Trying to set up one young way
man. I guess overtime is is
definitely. Why are you every so zoomed in
on Zach Robinson right now? It's a little much you.
Know he's a good looking. Dude.
So close, where is the camera? Like his camera's closer than my
camera. Why London?
Oh, I forgot that guy existed. Now, do you think he thought
that was Mooney? Yeah, yeah.
You did see him look at Mooney first, right?
Yeah, like Mooney is the first read.
Look at that. Look how frustrated he was when
he couldn't throw out the. Mooney.
Yeah, because the Buccaneers are finally dedicating 3 guys to
him. So I think the biggest thing
about pits us out of half decent game here, but the biggest thing
you got to be bummed about is it's so clearly a London Mooney.
Like I joked about it in sentence last week that like,
yeah, their their best two options, London and Mooney we
got going this week, blah, blah, blah.
Like that's what this passing game is.
It's a London game accurately describing the.
Team The Moody thing is really throwing me man, like.
Pets can be brought along as the third option sometimes.
He's the Dardo Mooney. He's the guy that I thought
Dardo Mooney would be. Then he would come along third
option sometimes. And it's not like they're
throwing a bijon a lot. I mean wrong team.
Do we I I mean we would kill for a bijon catch here.
This would make the five leg sweat very fun.
Oh yeah, one. Ray.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. Can I interest you in some more,
Ray? Ray McLeod, you want some
Bichon? How about all I wanted?
Is that the same? Let me, let me tell you.
How you feel about like it's a lot closer than I'd like.
Let me tell you how I feel about Ray Raymond Quad.
We needed 36 receiving yards from him tonight.
Every single yard after that was too many.
Ray Raymond I I wanted exactly 36.
And then to be fucking off that ride.
Done. Me too.
I'm now on a Bijon reception ride and it fucking sucks.
Like he lost it. Find him.
Kirk.
Kyle Pitts, Oh, he's looking for Pitts.
Kyle Pitts in the open. Field.
Let's go. I've never.
That wasn't that great. He should have come up.
Field. He saw space in a defender and
pivoted his hips to run towards the defender.
Right. He took he took time.
He took time to. Now it's also red flag that it
took that much time. But why did he?
Do it. I could go around.
This. Agile.
In his body or? Irk writing.
Oh my. God, Oh no.
This. Is your night, Dardell?
Bench. I don't know.
I don't know if he's the best receiver in the league.
To be, I don't. Know Jamar Chase makes plays
like that. I would.
Still take chase. Yeah, that was a very Mark
Andrews moment. I would take Jefferson, Nico and
Chase for sure. After that I don't know.
We need yoga Ho. To drill this one how?
Far of a field goal is this are. They gonna let him kick it.
They. Should how far is this?
Be what, 5850? Seven, I mean, Aubrey commit.
They're good. OK, we need this.
This is so big for us because we get the box drive with the
potential overtime equity here. We need this kick.
Oh, it's what beat you. Fucking jigs.
That's so hard. It's so hard.
I don't think I've seen a block kick all year.
You just called the first block kick in the year.
Hi. If you say you're going to time
out. If you say I get made, you're
going to time out. The counterpoint is Bucky time
now. Yoko is having it.
Just an all time awful game. Let's go.
And I know that wasn't on. Hey, hey.
This is good. We got to get a little Bucky
running right now. Yeah, I think the Bucky running
would have come out. He made that field goal, too.
True, probably would have. Did we drop him?
Oh my, good. Yeah, I'll put.
I'll put you in a timeout, bud. It's.
Just timing everyone out. You you think I go in a timeout?
Well, guess what, You're in a. Timeout.
Captain Pete the Mush. Hey, guess what?
Timeout. Wish yourself.
In a timeout. These guys are asking for it.
It's amazing. We got 453 people watching I can
I can mute all of you here there's.
Be one person. I need to ask you, you are in
timeout. You are in timeout.
Oh my God, about to resubmit my. Force fast.
Oh God, I'm going to fucking remove a duplicate you guys.
Resubmit my form. It's good, holy shit.
Good, Yeah, bets you. Better be him junk.
B. Can you put the producer a
timeout? Excuse me, Adam, he Orphisette.
All right, You're that's a timeout.
For sure. Man.
I I think I just accidentally banned someone.
Yeah, the. User says you're a towel.
I don't know even what that means.
But if you if you're not, if you're not able to comment on
this stream in 5 minutes, tag me somewhere and I'll try to get
you unbanned. Create a new account and then
comment that you're banned in your old.
Hey Paul, does Pete run out of timeouts?
Fuck around and find out you're in a timeout.
Copy Princess says test. I think you should probably tie
him out. Upper prices.
All right, let's get back to the matter at hand, and that's a
Chris Godwin catch in a Bucky Irving rush.
So we're looking for how many yards from from Bucky.
Tyler said the guy said Oprah Zet.
I didn't realize this but I said you're giving out timeouts.
You get a time. You get a time.
I read Orphan Zet. That's how I read it.
I just told you my parents are here.
So I was just like, that's factually incorrect, not.
True. That's Rashad White out there
again. Jeez.
This is not a serious team. They're just really into Rashad
White and getting them going and making them feel good about
himself. I thought they'd be into winning
football games, but you know, at 3:00 and 1:00, but who am I to
say? I might be on the sad Taco Bell
order train tonight. If if we.
Don't. Yeah, I know.
We got to get this Bucky man. We got to get this dude.
He just got an 8 yard carry on 2nd and 10 so they could give
him a third and two carry for A1 yard loss.
This is going to. Be this is epic.
This is this is how it goes. What was?
First God, we needed that. Yoga we need.
He'll go so bad. We need this.
Come on. Godwin.
Oh well.
Well, whatever. Baker is trying to break the
record for Kobe scrambling this year.
This game, but is is that is that it then?
Like are they are they just shouting Bucky?
Has he, I guess asking a different way, Has he been on
the field? Not a lot lately, not a lot,
right? This, not this, not sure it's
going to be a lot lower this week than last week.
I know people have said in the chat that like obviously like
White's played more and he has, but Bucky had earned a few more
snaps last week and it's going to be lower this week for.
Sure. So, so, so they carry
differential. It's like the shot right is 8
carries and like there he is, Bucky, there he is.
Go, go, go. That's. 5 yards.
All right, Chip it away. Chip.
Chip, chip, chip, chip. Yeah, that's like, I guess so.
Fucking. Yeah, this is going to be the
most painful. Or the better we 9 yards away
now we needed fourteen. Yeah, he's up to 36.
Yeah. Yeah, so they're.
Watching the game, they have to see he's doing better, right?
They have to see that we have him on the higher right.
Right White actually looks half decent in this.
Monkey's still in. Monkey's still in.
Let's go run it again. Establish it 9 yards.
Don't play action. They're throwing at such a high
rate. Wait.
That's not much. Funky for the reception, but I
hope. That doesn't count.
I doesn't help us. It's.
A short enough, it's a short enough third down.
Oh, it's going off shit. Easy going out, Yeah, yeah.
How about a How about a little? How about a little short pass to
Chris Godwin for the. First time here.
We need overtime somehow. Miraculous.
Oh yeah. I don't think we're getting it.
We're not getting it. They're in field.
We need them to get this first down and they got to miss a
field run. We, we, we need them stuffed
here. Or turnover on.
Down they're. Incentivized not to kick it,
they're incentivized to to run the clock, which is good for
you. Go Rashad White.
They're. Shot right loose the phone.
Oh my. God, he got it.
Yeah, that's bad. He ran right into the line for
mine. He got enough push for him to
get it. You're right, you're right.
We should probably just pivot to rooting for the core here.
We just. Yeah, we're rooting for the.
Core, yeah, you got to just go. Yeah, came back in.
Bucky came back in. Right there.
So I got green. Bucky, man.
I was thinking about the five legger.
The five legger has Bucky on it so.
No, I know it has Godwin too and they're just not going to throw
anymore. Neither bichon is hit right.
Yeah, but Bucky, Bucky's our hope.
We could get a Bichon Pass. OK, let's go, Bucky.
If we can get overtime, we can get a lot.
Of stuff. Come on.
That's stalkers ball well. That might be it for him tonight
then. Just.
Like took it, right? Out overtime's back.
Yeah, I guess it is. Dude, he was up and was going.
Dude, he needed 12 yards. He was there.
What did he need in nine yards? He got 8 and fumble.
I think he got 7 or 8. He's going to be 1/2 yard or a
yard and a half shy and it's not going to get another carry.
Oh. Yeah, he's not getting back in
the game. They're not going to give him
the ball again. They've been wanting to go to.
I I want to see how painful. Maybe they need to go back and
build his respect though. They need to give him his trust.
He's 1 1/2 away, 43. They gave him 7 yards.
Oh my God. This is brutal.
I do this. All you had to do was hold on
the ball there and he's falling forward for that yard and a
half. And we we were there.
It was there he got stripped while standing up.
That's your play call, Falcons. You get a field.
Goal, well, it's a good well, it's a, it's a good start for
the for the for the field goal, though.
That is an all time beat. You guys in the core, like, are
you kidding? Oh, they still haven't.
Yeah, he could get another carry in OT.
I I do think that's plausible. 43 yards.
Oh my God, What are these Falcons?
They're not going to get to OT. What was the line we had?
Was it 43 1/2? 44 I think we had it 43 in one
of them. Yeah, so he's he got to 43.
Unreal. EB I can't believe that Falcons
turned over or something. The Falcons run it up the gut at
first, it dead, and they dig a sack.
Maybe that gets How's your catch?
How's your catch? How's your catch?
Actually, maybe we could pay fruit for a mic.
No, because I think I had a Bijon catch on we didn't get.
We had one that was just the Algier catch.
Yeah, with Todd White, but it was Algier with Joseph Rashad
and that's. But Rashad isn't.
We, we, we need overtime like we need air.
These are so brutally. They still haven't given Bucky
those those yards on the fumble. Oh, there it is.
They just did. Oh my God, just staring at that
is. Yeah, you should stop staring at
like the you should stop staring at the at the slip and start
staring at the Taco Bell menu. Baby, That's the song.
We can't. Order Taco Bell, must we?
You don't get Taco Bell when you.
No, I might use that Taco Bell. Yeah.
Look, sometimes you just gotta go into debt and eat like your
feelings away. This is my fault for not getting
another bottle of wine. I was gunning when I I just
forgot and I'm drinking tequila. I got to drink wine last night
last week said, you know, wine's a new rule.
I'm, I'm drinking a bottle of wine next week, guys, I'll tell
you that right now. I'll.
Drink some wine with you grudge. Can you imagine?
I mean, all we needed was two more yards on that run and then
you fumble. And he was going to get it.
What do we need? One more, one more, right?
Like one more. Yeah, well, we were at. 43,
right, So 44 1/2. We need two more, but.
The thing is, I mean, if he just protects the ball, he clearly
gets the two yards in the. Quarter he gets his helmet.
I get it with confidence carries.
Yeah, you look kind of defeated there on the side.
Like give him, give him something, dude.
If we get it like what, what is the time out situation right
here? I don't think there's any
confidence carries. I think we're in 0.
Chance they're giving him the. Unless White fumbles too.
Unless it's overtime and that's white fumbles too, I think white
would have to get hurt. We can't bet that's that.
We can't put that out there if it happens on it too. 4th and 15
oh man, I think we need overtime.
So timeouts. 4th and 15 you're going for it intercepted.
Oh my God. Confidence carry time guys.
They're not, they're not going to give him the ball, but all of
them is not fumble. They have to.
They got to go back to their rookie.
You don't want to do that to the rookie.
You got to give him the confidence.
Gary here. Steph, I I like your positive
attitude. Let's give the rookie another.
Gary, let's give. The rookie, another Gary build
the confidence. Build that confidence, you know,
for the future, you know, we're building a team here.
Order the new Big Cheez it from Taco Bell.
Big Cheez it Tostada. Big cheese it.
Crunch Wrap Supremes. Well, Rashad White's getting a
confidence carry right now, yeah.
For sure you root for is a Rashad white fumble, right,
Rashad white injury. Those are the only oh, oh, oh
God, oh God. Well, I.
Mean. Jesus Christ.
Well, look, see, see, like this is so the fact that they were
looking for Mooney with the game on the line is like they.
Get through his. Hands I I think they got to go
to Bucky here legitimately hurt. Man, what the fuck, dude, what
the fuck? They're going to bring in
Tucker. Yeah, Tucker, we honestly.
This is going to go. Honestly, it should.
Be that's not funny. I'm not laughing.
Oh my God, somebody check and see if he's.
Out brought in, Bucky's in. Bucky's.
Bucky's in there. Off and it's scary.
Go up and it's scary, baby, it's.
Scary. Keep my.
Comment It's scary. Go get 2 yards.
It's.
Going to be a hole, It's a hole that's an offensive.
Hole it's going. Back it's going back.
This is so bad. Everything about this is so bad
I'm. Petty alcohol.
This isn't fair. Oh, my God, this was going to be
a sweat. Oh, there's a face mask.
A clear face mask. We're.
I mean, best case, it's offsetting.
It doesn't help anyway. It gives them a chance to run
the ball again. They might now throw it is my
concern. They might do a screen pass or
something with a 10 yard loss now they need to keep the clock
rolling, right? Yeah, Yeah, but they might do
it. I.
Think they did. Average throw, I think they
weren't it. The concern is that Rashad Wetz
back out there. Bucky's back up.
Is he? Oh God, Bucky's.
Back. Up.
We shot White's in though. Yeah, there's no way to get.
A play action and they threw to him and passed away.
You called that guy. You called it.
And he and he lost yards again. He's now at like -8 why?
Why? We got Bucky back in and he got
the yardage we needed and then there was a penalty.
Yeah. 3 catches -6 Yards for Rashad White.
What a long time. We couldn't feel like we're on
the other bet. If White would have got like,
like 10 yards. We're back to neutral on karma
now, right, Rashad? White's OK.
OK. The, the, the, the, the thing
that we would have benefited from him getting hurt.
Got called back. Now we caught a pass, we're
back. We're even.
We're not. We can't win.
Now they're going to go back to white, because no, no.
No, they're like sucking. They're not going to do.
That we. Could see.
We could see Bucky. We could see Bucky.
They gave him a carry. He didn't fumble.
They. Do need to run the ball because
they just need to make this a manageable field.
We just need this to be Bucky Irving's in.
Does White also win? This is a fucking draw play.
Nope, Sterling Shepard was in. This is a draw play.
This does need to be a run and then you.
This is a draw play. You need Bucky here.
That's Bucky, right? Yeah.
Yep. Bucky's got it.
Bucky. No, he didn't.
Get he didn't get. No, he didn't get.
The yard he's. Running.
Not forward. What's?
That right side to side 1 yard, he's that was a horrible run,
stopped it 1 yard when he clearly could have fallen
forward, but he just protected the ball.
We're going to be 1/2 yard short.
What? What?
No, that was no game.
Oh, you're right, it may be no gain.
Wasn't. He gained a yard.
I think he gained a yard. He got 1 yard, Doesn't matter.
That's even more painful. He could have easily gotten more
and he just got lost it. Yeah, they gave him a yard.
We're going to lose. By 1/2 a fucking yard.
Did they give him a yard? Yeah.
We got to 44 fumbles when he has
it and then he gets it and there's a penalty and then he
has it and he sits down and we're.
A fucking happy yard. Short, yeah, just root for
overtime, man. No young ho is fucking shanking
a game tying field goal. I will bet everything I have on
that. Go on the end zone, give us a
touchback. There we go.
OK, touchback. This is I feel.
Stressed out? Wait, copper prices is toying
with my emotions? Stack correction got us.
He actually got 4 yards in Q2 and not three.
That is way too fucking specific for me to not believe that that
has a possibility of being right.
But like, it's still the wall. Well, we have to wait on that.
One official box for Carney has him at 44 yards.
What was? The I want to go.
Back his last carry back to 0 years.
Does it? Who does underdog use for their
stat? Is it?
Kyle Pitts. Kyle Pitts, you got to have
bounce. Got to bounce, Yeah, bounce,
Kyle. Pitts All right, All right, Some
situational awareness. Tight in one now, I mean.
That that stat correction sounds plausible.
Yeah, some people get in. Quarter two, he got something up
in yard run 3. Yes, I mean.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
If you got at 43 1/2, that's awesome.
Good work, guys. Oh my God, Best receiver in the
fucking league. Darnell Mooney.
Let's go. Putting this on on on ice or on
on record here. I'm going to order Taco Bell if
we get overtime. Copper.
I don't copper. You a toilet with my emotions
there dude. He had way more yards than
whatever you said in the second quarter.
You made that whole thing up. Oh my God.
Right, right, right. It's.
All there's little rolls. Thank God.
That should stop the clock, shouldn't it?
Or. Does.
Yeah, it doesn't. Does it does by the way, God.
'S the clock's running? It's a Ford motion.
Thing. Oh shit.
He fumble it. What?
Are these what are these incoherent rules man?
No, it actually does make sense because otherwise you could just
toss it and you could just throw it out.
Yeah, lateral it out of bounds. Seriously, you could.
You could just be halfway across the field and throw it backwards
out of. Bounds stop the fuck?
The new I'm. Telling you guys, pour yourself
a stiff drink for this young hoku kick, I'm telling you.
Right now, God, I, I don't even know.
Like I don't know if alcohol's the answer, I might.
No honey. Light up a joint, Pat, Go for
it. Yeah, that's I think that's the
most. I might do this.
If I order. Taco Bell.
Definitely. Just do it all man.
Oh my God, this young hoe cupcake.
It's going to be like a 57 yarder and he's going to push it
just slightly. Wide, they have 17 seconds.
They they really ought to do something to the middle of the
field, get up and spike it where they can get like 15 quick yards
in the middle if it's not. That's a good call, I mean.
You got the time to get the one good chunk completion in the
middle and get up and spike it. Got to do it on this down and I
I feel like that would be soft. That's where you go, you know.
Who's rock solid? No, he's taking Ray.
Ray, come on, man. That was.
Yeah. I'm as frustrated as you are.
There. Now you have to get out of
bounds. You got to run a hook and
ladder. I would call a hook and ladder.
You got to do the Lions hook and ladder.
Yeah, you get the running back moving to the sideline.
It gets him out of bounds easier, right?
Dude, Ricky Boris is ready to bring out the punt team I I get.
Yeah, seriously, man. Yeah, he really is.
How many yards? How many yards is it right now?
Be like 57 something. Jesus Christ.
Be almost 60. Actually I think are they on the
40? Tying a shoe. 43 so yeah, it'd
be like a six. Now make sure your shoes tied.
I mean that is that is a good process.
Dude, you know what this is for? Young ho here this.
Is a confidence. Kick.
It's a confidence kick coming up.
Oh God. I don't have any confidence
though, that's the only problem. They're just showing all that
block. God, that's.
So fucking weird, all that fucking block.
Do it too I do We need it overtime so.
Funny, I don't think I've flashed that hard a long time.
That fuck is so good. What's?
Up it was the biggest mush. I've ever seen.
I'm about to do. It again.
Don't do it again please. They got to get more yards.
I don't know that he's going to get a chance to kick we need,
but I'm so nervous. They're not going to get out of
bounds, man, right? They don't have a time out, so
they only have. 12. Seconds.
Had to get that to the middle of the field.
Good defense to defend the middle there.
Oh my God. You're going to try and.
Spike it. Hurry up.
No. It's over.
They did it. They got it with one.
Holy shit they got it.
Oh my God, they actually. Pulled it off.
They actually killed it. I'm not thinking anything.
Hell, the kick is good. Yeah.
Oh thank you for giving me till the kick is.
Up What was that 12 seconds? That was great.
Damn it. I can't, I don't have a step
enough drink to drink my drink someone gave.
Me. An IV of whiskey.
Someone send me some alcohol. 47 yards.
This is amazing. He's missed shorter field goals
in this. He's.
Come on, hoe. Flag come on delay of game, you
motherfucker, are you kidding? You fucking clowns?
Are you kidding me? A delay of game.
What were you doing this whole time?
You're all you're doing is preparing the the the kick unit
is preparing for that moment to get on the field and.
Get the time he he was too easy for him the last time. 52 yards.
This is it. This is this gumper.
Spot. Oh my.
God God damn it, now what time out box they iced.
Them I'm awesome icing. Well, they iced themselves
bucks. You don't got to do it again.
It's double icing. It can't sell out the first
icing. The second icing can't look the
first one. Yeah.
You don't want to double ice. Everyone knows that.
Yeah. That's it.
God. Damn it honestly, how you take?
A delayed game there? How do you take a delayed game?
Honestly, how are the Falcons not inspired by Moonies play?
How are they not about to like, try to become the best version
of themselves tonight? He is mad about something.
I don't know, yeah, I'd love to know what happened there because
he's super pissed. Like did he think the play clock
didn't get fully reset or like what happened?
That's a pretty ballsy way to play it though.
I'll give him credit for that. Throwing it right up the middle.
Yeah, somehow manage you get the snap off I have.
No idea what's happening in this game.
All right, let's go. Come on, Young.
Way this is taking a really long time.
He got it. My God, he got it.
Fucking nailed it man. Let's fucking go, you.
Order a Taco Bell. We're back in.
You put it on record, you're off.
Yeah, I put it. On record I.
Put it on record. The big cheese, it is back.
I'm going to do the same I think.
In solidarity, we are. We're going to.
Ring the bell back. We are so back.
We get we do the hot, we're doing the hot discovery box
boys. Yeah, the.
Oh my God, I have I have my whole order in the app from last
week in the in my cart when you I got the chalupa that I like
with the Nacho cheese and no sour cream that I was talking
about. I got a cheesy Gordita crunch
and I got a cantina. Chicken Deluxe Deluxe cravings
box is is an awesome deal. It's where it's at, yeah.
It's like. The chats.
Comments on my screaming pretty good.
Someone said I had an anime character scream and someone
else was concerned about my daughter potentially sleeping,
which I don't think she is actually.
She's not now. She's.
Not now, all right. What else am I?
Getting She knows how the parents feel.
Seriously. What's my Falcons?
Who won the toss? Falcons.
Damn it, we needed Bucky.
Yeah, What are we rooting for right now?
We're rooting for Bucky to get a couple of yards just for
safety's sake, and then probably a couple of garden catches
somehow. I don't know how that one
happens. Maybe it happens.
We won AI think we won a field goal.
I think we won a Falcons field goal.
Yeah, I think we need. Yeah, we.
The full playbooks open on the Buccaneers end.
Yeah. What's this big cheez it?
So I've been talking about the whole time.
I've been talking about this the whole time I.
Know. I wonder are you getting the big
cheese? It I don't.
Think I. Don't think I'm I can't.
I can't. Yeah, I can't.
It's it's I'm, I'm not far gone. Enough with the big.
Cheese is it? It's like a big cheese it, it's
like a cheese it's. Literally just a large cheese.
It's a big cheese it Oh wow, look it look it.
There's just a giant cheez it with like.
Yeah, it's a giant cheese, OK. I need to be really stoned for
when. Giant cheese it with Mexican,
Yeah, I mean, that's doesn't. Yeah, it's like it.
Doesn't work. I've never had a delicious Taco
shell and thought I wish this was a cheese it somebody else.
Never. I've never had any cheese.
It was good. I really want this to be a
cheese it. I wish.
This, this corn tortilla was a cheese.
It that's what I need. I can't enjoy this because this
is just a corn tortilla, not a cheese.
It, cheese it. But the cheese, it's aren't even
good. No.
They're not. Cheeto.
And they might. Be better.
They're fine. I mean, they're fine.
You know, if you need like you're like kind of like a
little snack right now. We'll.
Sell salty. I got AI, got a lux cravings box
and a crunchwrap supreme. This guy there?
You go? Yeah.
That's right, you're you're a Crunchwrap Supreme guy.
What's a Lux Cravings box entail?
You get the the burrito, the chalupa.
And like the Jesus burritos. People are mad because they like
cheez its but like just because you like something doesn't mean
it should be paired with Taco Bell fillings.
But also but also doesn't mean that like cheesecake.
I've never thought about putting like a fucking Cordina crunch in
man. I think Taco Bell fillings can
prove everything. I've never thought about pairing
with Taco Bell. That's perfect.
No, I'm not like I'm not going to shame you guys.
I just don't need like if I want to put Cheez, its in my fucking,
you know, Crunchwrap Supreme. I'll just go upstairs and like
slam some Cheez. Its from my cupboard into the
Crunchwrap supreme. You don't need to have like a
big novelty cheese in. That's just too much cheese in.
We're all adults here, we're all ordering.
Talk about 11:30. We don't need fucking Cheez its.
Big Jesus, right? Yeah, doesn't it?
Even without anything on it, a big cheese.
It sounds messy. Yeah, man.
London is. London is.
We cannot have a touchdown here, guys.
We cannot. No, we just can't.
Oh, London's hurt. Oh, that's a.
Suboptimal. That's.
Not good. Oh yeah, he's like.
Can we just get a Bichon reception?
Is this yeah like insane? That.
Didn't it looks like? It the wind knocked down.
Yeah. Yeah, but that's yeah.
It looked upper bodyish. Yeah.
But like it's, it's one of those, would it be like?
Yeah, Nah, he's. I don't know.
He grabbed his leg. Oh.
Yeah, no, no, it's like it looks like he's still grabbing like
that lower, lower, lower area that's like more than just the
real, like that's just more than like wind knocked out.
Yeah, he grabbed his leg or ankle up there too.
The time zone comment here, all right.
My orders banged. Banged.
Yeah, that's yeah. I got a limp going.
I think, Steph, you're right, there's something else going on.
There, Yeah. Is this real?
Is that really Drake London I? Think that's right?
I believe I I would believe any stat you guys tell me right?
Darna Moody has 19 targets. London has 12 for 1/4, 1:54 and
1:00. That's.
Right. Wow, Yeah, he has a lot of, he
had a lot of points. We did.
We are going against the London team.
I was like. We have a London team too.
Yes we have. We are going against one and we
have. London Teams.
It's still. That was almost a pick.
Cadaryl Hodge is. That can't be a touchdown.
We lose. No, no, no, no, no.
Double, but he stopped him. He dropped the ball before.
Could Darryl Hodge just fuck off that TD?
Can I unorder my Taco Bell? I thought I was going to get
some equity out of this. Well, I thought.
Is this real? Darryl Hodge Darryl Hodge Cook
had 500 yards. I am really sorry, whatever I
told to sit Kirk earlier by the. Way the Falcons came back and
won that. Like think about that, that they
needed the young way coup kick and then they won because of it.
But like. Kirk's like the comeback has
like the most comeback wins of any quarterback or something.
But I'm talking on it. Could Gerald Hodge just fucked
us? Yeah.
Yeah, he does. Yeah.
Yeah, he fucked on us. He fucked.
Everybody on Thursday Night Football, man, like this is
ridiculous. He.
Fucked on us because yeah. You.
Fucked on. That's one of my.
Buddies always says we just got fucked on for whatever.
Reason. That's so much.
Funnier, it really is. He did fuck on us man. 1/2 yard?
Fuck. That's what the Corps missed.
1/2 yard. And it was.
Like. Three different times.
All right, Show the slips. People want to see them.
What? What do they want to see?
Slips. Final slips.
What do they want? I just fucking told you we just
we just lost by 1/2 a yard. What more do you want to?
Fucking see, I just told you want to see the pain.
They want to see how close we were.
Do you want us to all take a shit and rub it in our faces?
Is that what you want? Gee, what do you want to see?
Do you think I'm lying that we missed by a happy yard?
No, they want to. They want to see the bars.
They want to see that. One fucking blue bar.
What the fuck do you want to see?
This is perverse. I'll tweet it out.
I'll tweet. It out for you right now.
I'll fucking let the world see it.
Dude, the fumble and the whole chat wants to fumble you guys.
It's it's one thing, It's one thing when you miss by 1/2 a
yard. It's another thing when you get
it twice. You have the emotional, he's
running for it. Oh no, there's a fumble and then
the white injury gets the carry and gets it and you're like, we
got it. And then there's a flag.
There was twice that we got it. Like in my mind, I was doing the
math and was like, that's it. And then it was like, oh shit,
he doesn't have the ball anymore.
Second time. Oh shit, there's a flag.
Third time you got the handoff, OK, he's going to get 2 yards,
he gets 1/4 time. Overtime does Jack shit.
That was. Brutal.
Cordero fucking Hodge. Yeah, you've also lost the coin
flip. I'm like, we'll fuck you, man.
Put him with time out, Pete. I was like, are we still doing
time out? Who?
Who deserves the time out the. Coin flip the guy you just
pulled up the coin flip guy, Yeah.
Time out, good show will be done by the time you're able to
fucking talk again. Yeah, it was a nice one to end
on. Man, fuck, that was the worst.
That was the absolute fucking I. Mean I know Zach will take care
of it in the highlight edit, but I told you we were in for Max
Payne or Max Ecstasy and it happened to be pain.
This is the most pain, like we've never had one.
Quite this. Joey, I literally followed your
shit. No fucking shit.
That's the whole point is we all do the same thing and we live
and die together. And tonight?
No, he's saying and he got he's Max, he's Max ecstasy Joey's
fucking fuck off, He's fucking Joey's fucking faced with Cheez
its right now. Oh Cheez its and beef.
That makes sense and I love it. Fuck you, Joey.
We were able to move. The line.
I'm happy for you Joey, but I still don't get the cheeser
thing. OK, but enjoy it.
Enjoy it. Go.
To. Fuck, I don't get 5 minutes Joey
time him out. I'll play, say another, say
something else, Joey and all. They walk for one.
Man I hate NFL OT rules really need a real.
Bullshit. Say something Joey, I dare you
fucking. Say something.
Do it. Joey.
She's. Ready.
Just start telling everyone out. Paul, I love you, but you're
going in a timeout. You're going out.
Purple Yoshi is laying on the sword.
Joey, yes, told you if you fucking talked again, you were
going in a timeout and I'm a man of my word.
Congrats, Joey, but you're fucking timed out.
Pepe limps so Joey could die from Pepe.
That's right, you started the whole thing, Pepe.
All right, Adam, you're going in a timeout for this car, Darrell
Hot with a 7.5. It should have been a fucking
500X. You're going in a timeout.
He could not have gotten farther away from spelling his name
correctly. By the way.
Like what is that? There's too many chats for me
even to timeout people. It keeps the goal posts keep
getting moved. Is there any way to just like,
mass ban everybody? Yeah.
I mean, there is one way to end this tree.