All right, draft of the year. You guys know the drill.
Crack Rock swings by, probably intoxicated, probably on the
moon right now. He's so hella lifted.
We will see how we do. We are drafting from the 112.
It's the main event draft with ship chasing and Crack rock.
The collaboration of the year. Let's do it.
Pat Fryer, Helmo. This is what?
This is what I'm hot. Anita hand job.
Fix your sight for. Jamar.
Alpha play Chase. You.
Can't handle the heat. It looks like we're finally at
this. Point too, right?
All right fellas, crack rock. Let me get you full screen so
that people can see you in your resplendent polo glory.
How you doing buddy? Hey, yeah, it just came back
from the dry cleaners. Yeah, the you're, I feel like
you always have a different backdrop when you draft with us.
Where where are you at now? We.
We Midtown. I I am in the Big Apple, as you
can see behind me, that's New York City.
And yeah, I'm back up for not good reasons 'cause my my dad's
real sick. But otherwise things are going
great. Man, I fucking just can't get
over that again. That family feud today was the
funniest fucking thing I've ever stayed.
And then you got them all. They're not.
Them dude, they know you. Man, I can't believe interns
wasn't on there. Gretch had the flake.
Guess that was great. Oh yeah.
So we're. Gonna be the biggest this year.
Speaking of Speaking of Flake. Yeah, right.
I mean #4 was flake, dude.
I mean, who? Who got that one?
That was that to be Pat. No, that was scratch, scratch
good. Scratch.
Yeah. These pieces.
This must not be live. I I can assure you we're very
much live at 7 O 1:00 PM Eastern.
Why would it? Why would it be live?
Do you want me to hold up a news?
A newspaper. How many of these main events
have you done so far? Correct.
This is this is just two OK I I do them late because I find them
to be easier. Yeah.
Because when you start out going early, it's just sharks.
Later you get a lot of unchecked Marks and some weird picks.
The first early drafts, there's not a lot of mispick donkey
picks like we see here. It's pretty much going off.
It is going off is, you know, your standard top eight.
Now we know this is where the A.J.
Brown, Garrett Wilson flip flop begins.
So here, here, we're rooting for a Barkley here.
Oh, I forgot to say bringing Yeah.
So this top nine is is in the first.
Round. I saw I.
See. Go ahead, crack.
No, I saw Gretch's text and that was just way out there.
Well, I was trying to catch up. Yeah, I was doing some writing
and stuff. I was trying to catch up on
where you guys are at, and I have no idea.
I don't know what we're doing. I want, I want, I want you guys
to put your DFS helmets on and just imagine this is DFS and
you're playing week one, you know, because just you know who,
who is the Most Valuable Player here So we can build.
I want our portfolio players to be the highest priced.
So who's the highest price right now on DFS if you were building?
One brain here to me. Crack rock.
Yeah, one, are you talking about week, week 15 highest price?
I'm, I'm just saying if, if we forget about the Week 1
matchups, just if it was just overall, if they'd had prices
for everyone for the overall season, for the year, yeah, who
do you think would be priced highest right here?
Well, we are on the question goes at 11, we finally get a
surprise here. Who do you most want here?
Crack. Who's the guy?
You. Who's?
Your number one. He said three different things
of of three different combinations you need to get.
Him on the record on what? Well, no, I look, I have the IT.
I just think that JT doesn't have any competition when I
thought about Gibbs. So just from a pure workhorse
and just a hero RBI think he can do it.
I mean, is there any new Bob? Can we do puka first and then
talk? Are you guys?
You guys are both. All in puka or?
Yeah, I'm happy for Take. Puka.
Yeah, take, take, take puka and let's argue about the RB.
Puka JT Puka JT is good with me if we want to do that.
Yeah, I just think those are two guys.
Are you worried about Richardson being kind of like his
competition for rushing TDs? Not after he took that
concussion at the go on when he ran it in last year.
Where are you at on the porta? I just think we can get another
tight end at 3-4 who you know is just let the tight ends go.
We can come back and get them. I mean, I have a guy, well, I
think it's the fourth tight end. I'm not going to mention because
I don't know who's watching, but just this hero RB.
Getting you guys to draft an RB is impossible.
Just let me just put one slot. Yeah, that's.
What I'm saying, Taylor, you want I.
Think Gibbs over Taylor, but. I would be Gibbs over Taylor
too, so. I have no problem with that.
I have no problem now he can catch more balls, he can PPR and
and and that's no problem with that.
It's a, it's a total coin. Let's go here.
Grab Gibbs. Grab Gibbs.
OK. With.
Like one of. The clock.
No, but OK, now we got to like that.
Yes. Who's this crack guy that cranks
his purple hog? We ain't cracking any purple hog
through two rounds. We start puking.
Akua Jameer Gibbs, the every single name we floated in our
group chat before was available. Like we didn't have any
decisions removed for us for that one.
No, we didn't, which is pretty rare.
That McBride pig is a that's an outlier.
I mean, he doesn't. I mean, have you seen first
round McBride? I haven't.
I've heard about first round
McBride. I think Sean said they did it in
a in a recent draft. I mean I've seen first round
Kels. Oh wow, McBride LaPorte, double
up. So, all right, so.
Is that too early to crank crack Crack?
When do you crank? That's this we were discussing
when. Is the different?
Time to crank the whole, the whole point of crank was don't,
don't let this obsession of tight end premium.
I mean, it's 1 1/2 points per catch.
So you have 6 catches. Now you have nine points.
I mean, is that really the the end all?
No, I want a wide receiver who's going to get 10 catches for 150
yards and two TDs. Now, how many times is Laporta
and McBride going to do that? It's just hard for a tight end
to have that bust out. Just bring in, you know, league
winning day, you know like a 300 yard game or a 200 yard game or
three TV's or you know, tight ends.
It's got to be late to crack. The guy who invented Cranking
Purple telling you that tight end premium is overrated feels a
lot like Santa Claus. Like telling you that you don't
actually have to be a good little boy.
And. Girl no, because the original
cranking purple was to wait on tight ends then take five at the
end and just hope one of them hits so I don't have to wait
back. Run.
That's wild. That's great, but but.
Pacheco Bros are down so bad they're trying to lean into the
bit. They're like ah P Rod got signed
but I'm going to take him 205 anyway.
I just wrote up. Berkeley, Pacheco.
Wow. I wrote up.
His legendary scenario, it is it is difficult.
You got a lot easy and then he scores 15 touchdowns.
For some reason he's like it's. Like, OK, everything's
different. All the shovel passes they do to
Travis Kelsey at the goal line, they're just they're going to
just hand off the Pacheco. They like handing off the
Pacheco now. Seeing.
I don't know why seeing that Pacheco Price makes me love our
our share of Derrick Henry at 44 even more.
Yes. Oh, I saw, oh, I saw that draft
too. That was great.
And you're like, I don't want to take Derrick Henry.
Please, no, I was like, please, you fuckers, take them.
Take them. I was screaming.
I'm like, someone's got got to come in and be rational with
these fucking Rdas. We got there.
If we had a nickel. If we had a nickel for every
time an FFPC boomer watched our stream and said take that
fucking. Running back no, but that that
was so late. I mean, get, I don't know how
late Derek Henry. That could be the latest that
Derek Henry. I mean, you can get fantasy mojo
to pull it up. All right, so there there's
Kincaid. Look how late Kelse goes.
Wow, this. Is what happens in every one of
our rooms. The tight ends go earlier than
they normally do. Well, I want to tell where's our
special chat? Private chat.
Over here on the corner, I gotcha, I gotcha.
And this is the guy I want an opinion on because he's he is to
me. I I knew that's who he meant.
Why did you? 100% sure.
How the fuck Gretsch, you are fucking sometimes.
I mean you seriously? I think you're a witch sometimes
then. OK, sometimes.
I'm kind of afraid that was going to be the name.
Why are you out on him? I just think of all the early
tight ends, that's probably the one we're we're leased in on at
cost. Yeah, I don't want to.
I don't want to talk about them on the stream, but there's a lot
I could. Yeah, OK.
Type A. Lot into the chat if you want to
read a lot. Yeah.
No, no, look, I just want to throw them at.
You want to talk about? It's good.
Not going to come back. Go for it.
We don't want him to come back, I think, yeah.
Well. Christian, Christian Kirk got
hurt last year and though, and he got a lot of his volume late.
He caught 114 balls, which is great in 10 and premium, but
didn't get to 1000 yards. He's got the really low A dot.
And so it's like if that if those receptions come down, his
role kind of needs to meaningfully change for like, we
got to get some yards, right? Like it just lacks upside to me.
I agree. I just think he's the second
wide receiver on the team. OK, now this this is a.
Spread offense though, they have Brian Thomas and.
By the end of the season, I don't know.
I mean, Thomas has gotten pretty good reviews as training camp
went on. It's just that he doesn't really
play the position. He's really wide receiver that
that's why I like him. Now.
I know this guy you guys are in love with.
Well, for a wide receiver, he's only got like A58UP, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I if he's there, we're running.
Yeah. Now are there is there any
concern crack rack that you have that we did take another Rams
receiver over Cooper Cup again? I was thinking about that and
just being like, should I just click cup and just pull a Bobby
Trees? But what if Kook is the guy you
need? We can't.
We can't get the wrong side of this.
So am I chasing Cub? Well, that's what I mean.
I I was going to take Cub and just feel like you guys be like,
no, actually, Siegel was on. I watched so I caught up You,
you you guys, I mean Siegel is is Rain Man dude.
I I mean, he he went on a rant about like a the Cooper Cup is
better than than puka and was just using words and phrases and
I was just like, only how can you get how can you get He was
like inside the coach, speak to the GM to the the field.
I mean no wonder Gretchen him get along so well.
Yeah, somebody described our podcast recently as if it's two
solo podcasts in one where we both just take turns get doing
like a solo podcast for 20 minutes and then eventually just
ends and you don't know it. It's over.
It's like no back and forth. They also described legendary
sickos as Pat and Eric talk for three hours about a subject they
completely agree on. That's.
A good one too. All right, let's start adding
some favourites to the queue because.
Do it gracefully. Do it with tact.
So I, I wanted to go back to the one two turn in our chat earlier
because part of the reason we were kind of confused there is
crack. You had a lot of options earlier
today. You were talking about like we,
we talked about tight ends a little bit.
You talked about a running back. Then you said, let's all rank it
top three. Me is Gibbs, Taylor Puka and
then Pete said Puka, Gibbs a Laporta, but not both JT and
then you said Taylor Puka is my, which was your second and third
is is my you. Change your opinion within the
span of 10 minutes. Yeah, I did.
I did. I did.
Pitching up on this, I was like, what the?
Hell is going. On I was like, I was like,
because as I said before that there's no, there's no, there's
no timeshare with with Taylor. So I thought he was more of the
the hero RB and you can just get your touches.
But then. You recommended to rank it
ranked Gibbs 1st and then set my vote and let Gibbs off.
Yeah, that's why you got to be able to shift, man.
You got to be able to sit up. The other tone.
You move, man. You got to sit you.
Don't have to shift. You don't have to.
I know I, I, I did though. I just thought about Gibbs and
all those and just if something ever happened to Montgomery,
just and plus he's, he's so he's so good, especially on from the
PPR side, just to get those four catches every game for like 40
yards and put his floor at 10. You know, every single week is
just so nice. And then if somehow he gets into
the end zone a couple times, he was just coming on so strong at
the end of last year. I still can't believe Detroit
lost that fucking game. But OK, there goes Nico has just
been shooting up the draft boards.
There's your there's another one of your boys.
I mean, I know all your boys. Does Marvin Harrison often make
it back to 211 or is? That a little no, that's that
late. Yeah, it does.
The London Harrison I have seen go back to the the McCafferty
guy once. Well, actually that wasn't the
main event though. That was just the 350 so, but
John. Wants to know what you think of
Iuke now. Crack rock, yeah.
Oh, by the way, Pat was so right on when they were doing the
Kittle Iuke thing. I was like, I'm with Pat, take
Iuke. Oh wait, we shouldn't be talking
about him, should we? Oh boy.
OK. We lost.
Him it goes at 37. And I just wanted to say
something. Who returns Ponce for the San
Francisco 49ers? What?
Yeah, no, I'm. Just Ponce Jacob.
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
No, Deebo. Deebo.
Yeah, Deebo. That's right.
So. I returning is like a two round
discount now. That's what I just heard.
But no one, no one was talking about that but Kyrie Williams.
The fucking everyone's headaches fucking exploded.
There goes Kyron AT39. I mean, the guy had the the best
usage timeshare of any running backs since like, I don't know,
Todd Gurley. All right, let let's start
adding here. I don't see any ads from you
guys. I don't.
Know what that that was supposed to be this.
Is this is going to be a tricky spot I think.
Oh, it is. I mean that this this the 12
hole like back-to-back the 1234 turn and and FFPC like put you
in a blender. Pints would make it easy but
after him I don't really. And Adam's ghost too was just
not even like a pick I want to make, but would have been.
That's what I was kind of curious where you guys are at,
but I that would have been when I was in on there.
I mean, both of my my top running back and my top receiver
right now are guys that are probably too high to pick.
I know I don't know if either like it's Kenneth Walker and
Rasheed Rice. I don't know if you guys would
want to pull them all the way up here.
And so like. I'd be open to doing Rice.
I'm not that into Walker at this price but.
Yeah, I'm just saying like it's if that's how flat, like all
these other names have wiped out.
You're not into. Well, if if we do you think we
can get this guy on the next one on 5/6?
Probably. All right, we should take, we
should take Ingram. We should take Ingram.
Oh, you guys are such so rice. Goes OK.
Pat, who are you going to ask about?
I mean, I'm, I'm kind of in a DK Metcalf, yeah.
Metcalf, that's my next. Let's let's not click anything
until we talk the full spot out. OK.
I I'm fine, I'm fine getting a tight crack.
How like do you love Ingram or are you are you open to other
stuff? I'm open to other stuff.
I could I could take a DKIU or or the slim Reaper.
These where they usually are. I mean, IU gets a a big bump up
here, doesn't he? And DK, yeah.
Let's let's put let's put DK at the top of the queue.
OK. Yeah, at the top of the queue.
We got 10 seconds. Should we just Oh.
Yeah, just hit the Yeah. Just take DK.
In DK is in.
OK, now do do we? I mean, I don't think of those
receivers for, I mean as far. As yeah, I like, I like both the
receiver, I mean, Mike Evans is here.
I I think I prefer the other two to him.
But just to note that. Yeah, I would throw Digs his
name in in the hat, but it's probably too early.
I know he goes later than this. Yeah, I think.
I think I'm probably Devante. I think I uke would be kind of,
I mean, there's a lot of moves. Kittle is the one we haven't
said yet, but that would be fun to try too.
He goes a lot. I'm one of the two receivers,
but I, I. Don't Devante's my vote, putting
it down with 20. Six, right?
Do you have a a preference between the receivers?
My preference is Evans. Do you have preference between
Smith and? Iuke other than Evans.
Auke, auke, auke. All right, let's get Auke on on
Newsday. Unless Gretch, you want to tie
break me with Devante. I I do have devante over IU you.
Want to do devante? All right, click it.
Just don't click Evans. OK, All right, you.
Clicked, we got Devante. That's nice.
Just the the least conclusive decision.
Possible. It's just like I have no idea
what your action was. Gonna be you're at the walrus
already. The Walrus.
Maybe I fucking love drafting with you, man.
That's the no, no. But The thing is, at the 12
spot, you're in a, you're in a bad shape.
And right now. No, you're right.
We came out, we're snowing like a fucking rose right now.
No, I'm I'm serious. We got three.
We got 3 fucking breakout wide receivers and and maybe
potentially the number one RB. It is pretty nice.
No, I'm serious. If he becomes like a Breece Hall
was last year. I mean, I think Bree from from
what I heard, Breece they want to they don't want to do what
they did last year when Trevor no, when Simeon was just
throwing the free like every single yeah.
Can I ask what? What what does that have to do
with our team? Yeah, I was confused.
What what? What is this line of?
Devonta Smith plays for a different green team.
No, no, no, wait. What were we talking about?
It's only round 4 of 20. Oh.
Shit, no, I was. I was trying to make a point.
What? Listen, I'm trying to figure it
out. Oh, it was on brief.
No, no, no. What I'm going to say, it was
they're saying they don't want to give Breece Hall 12 catches a
game and they're going to and they're going to use Allen to
rest and they cannot. Basically what they did last
year was just a safe face. It was just so bad that they so
you're. In on you're in on Braylon Allen
Leader, is what you're saying? Yeah, he's going to.
He's definitely going to have a role and he is clearly, clearly
the coach. The coaches fucking love him.
And as a handcuff, obviously the Greece and the other one, the
other great handcuff I think is. You do know we don't have
Greece? No, we're, we're talking
handcuffs here. I'm I'm, I'm A and then you
guys, you guys don't draft fucking handcuffs anymore.
Well, what do you mean do? You mean do you mean handcuffs
to our own backs or? No, OK.
You just mean yeah, I got you. We drafted handcuffs.
Bro, what are we talking about? What are you talking about bro?
We got so much Bucky Irving and Ray Davis, you can barely handle
it. No, I'm just saying, but you
draft handcuffs as you're starting running backs.
Yeah, yeah, there are. We we we need 4 carries a game
from our our handcuff picks. Because I really need.
To. What was with the last draft for
Siegel? You went Chase Brown and then at
8:00 and then who was your second RBI?
Forget now. I don't even remember anymore.
I can look it up but. Well, that's the, that's the
point. And then are.
You just saying we go zero RB, Yeah.
No, no, I get it. I get the the zero RB, but at at
one point you could you could take it back and then you were
still trying to get wide receivers and he still didn't
have running backs. So it was just that.
You were screaming at the TV is what you're saying.
Pretty much look, Kittle goes late, so we were right.
I mean, we had the other two players, IU and Ingrid right
there, so. I'm I'm.
I'm. Worried about Kittle for some
reason I don't know why. You feel like he's too boom bust
to know when to start. Exactly, I I want to have a line
up that we put in that our starting line up is so clear cut
that every fucking week it's just let's let's try to fill
that top line up at by at least the 10th round and wait on I'll
type it here, but. Crack.
Don't you think that our friendship is only strengthened
on Sunday mornings when we have to decide between like eight
different guys on who to start? Like is that?
Where we really bond. Well, that that's where you,
that's where you differ. For me, I had, I did 10, I did
10 teams, I did 10 teams last year and every one of them I
knew that the best starting lineup and I filled it by around
10. So I know that if we luckily
just say, just say the guys don't get hurt, I mean that's
conceivably the best case scenario.
How you win is none of your guys get hurt and then your top line
up just stays in there every single week and you don't have
to make a decision ever except when you have bye weeks.
So I just pulled up this this draft we're talking about where
we don't draft handcuffs. We drafted Carson Steele, Samaji
Piran's handcuff, Will Shipley, Kenny Gabriel's handcuff.
He might know JK Dovan's handcuff, Bucky Irving, Rashad
White's handcuff, Julian McLaughlin kind of more of a
satellite back, not necessarily handcuff, Julo Jalen Wright,
Raheem Monster's handcuff and Chase Brown, Zach Moss
handscuff, though I'm not. Going to crack rock.
Slide We don't draft handcuffs. Those are our team's handcuffs.
Except Julio, you're drafting third.
Rd. In this handcuff, should we?
Skip the end cup and go to the third string RV with our
selections. I mean, it's just amazing.
And then when you're on with the first stream with with, with
Davis, like by the 11th round, you're like, we're cutting him,
we're cutting. Him we're just cutting.
Him, he'll be our first. It's like you're drafting
players, like all right, we're going to cut him.
We're cut. He's the 11th round, like 12th
round, we'll cut him. He'll be our next cut and then
we'll take this guy and then we'll cut him.
It's like, oh, it's like you guys.
Oh. You were so on best ball mode.
It was just like dude, flip the switch man, your friends are
warped. Well, you can't cut any player
in basketball. We were flipping it so.
Like we draft these basketball teams, we're stuck with them.
We put a ring on every single pick.
So when we get to these managed leagues and we get to round 10,
the biggest selling point is we can fucking drop their ass the
2nd we need to. I know you guys were like in
loving. Look, I get to drop this guy.
Yeah, yeah. Let's draft him.
We can cut him immediately, I can cut him so fast.
Week one. He's gone, he's gone, he's gone.
Why even went to week 1? The whole point of of rounds
1111 through 20 is, is the big guys you don't want to cut, but
the guys who are going to be on waiver wire that you could
possibly everyone's going to be going after.
So try we, I thought. It was to to get guys that you
put on the waiver wire is that that's not right.
That's what it, that's what you drafted 10 guys.
You're like waiver wire, waiver wire waiver.
Oh, definitely come this guy. And then you got the next guy.
You're like, oh, and then you're like run the run the tape on
Gretch and all the Washington guys just start coming up and
you're like Washington, Washington, Washington.
And now I'm, I'm starting to draft Washington guys.
I was so, I was so into U of W When Gretch was going to the
games, I was following him. I was so rude for them.
It was a fun season, man, it was.
A good That was a fun season. And then when, when, when the
Falcons took panics, I was that was the most shocking pick I've
seen as a draft pick in a long time.
That was pretty shocking. Yeah, Crack Rock.
What is the state of the intern program over at Crack Rock?
LLC yeah, we, we, we, we they're all going, they're all going.
A lot of them are going obviously went back to school
because school started like four years ago when they went back to
school. No, the interns come in the
summer and now they go back to school.
So I try to weed out the ones and now I have someone at the
University of Colorado. When?
You say interns. These were interns that are not
just college students. Yes, yeah, they were interns
this summer. And then I tell them how much I
love fantasy football and they're like, oh, you're so
cool, dude, I love fantasy football.
You play and I'm like, dude, I'll give you AC note every week
you do pick ups for me. Oh wait, is someone rolling
back? Yeah, we just got something
rolled back here. Oh.
Shucks, wanted. Ferguson.
Ferguson will be the correction. Mahomes back on the board.
Nothing like for some reason chats will never not be
hilarious to me. Just like this sentence from
FFPCC Commission draft has paused on the phone with Chalupa
I mean. It's just.
Like, I was gonna give. I could go for.
I could go for a chalupa right now.
I bet. Yeah, there's that.
What? What do you guys think of zay
flowers in the fifth round? I think that's like a steal.
I think you got to put Nacho cheese on that chalupa for sure.
You got to go to Taco Bell trying.
To ring the bell, and we haven't even started chip casts yet this
year. I know man.
This, that is a good segue. We are going to be back with the
weekly chip casts on Thursday evenings.
We obviously won't have one next week because we will all be in
Vegas, but the following week for Week 2 I unfortunately don't
have the week two Thursday Night Football match up memorized but
we will be live for a ship cast hang.
Let's check that out. What will our premiere show be?
Oh yeah? What?
What's the? Game.
I mean. Looks like it will be Buffalo at
Miami. Oh. 912 OH.
Really. Fun get Leoneon little Bills
chase. That's right.
That's a good one. Mike Shope, our Go Bills guys,
lots of options when it comes to the bills.
That's exciting. Crack.
Are you booking a flight to to Vegas right now?
What you doing over there buddy? No, I'm I'm go.
I'm just added. I added some people to the
queue. OK, this is always a scary
moment when we go and. Check this, I put a couple in
the queue as well so the first couple of names are going to be
me. It looks like he started to add
behind that and I want my pics and not his pics.
So to recap for the audio listeners, I know it's gonna be
hard to follow along with this one.
I'll do my best. We do have puka.
Jamir Gibbs, DK Metcalf, and Devante Smith threw four.
We're about four picks away here in the 5th.
Ferguson did go off the board. We mentioned the Zay Flowers
pick. Diggs comes off the board,
Godwin Cooper, and now we are three picks away.
You got you got a. Your first name in here is a is
a pretty intriguing one that I like.
Yeah, I think. Crack rock, put that in.
Yeah, the first, sorry, no, the the third name in the queue
right now I put the 1st. Yes.
Yeah, yeah. Third name, if we're looking at
the same, let me refresh, but the third name is who I'm most
excited about. That's why I was saying he put a
really good name in there. Well.
That's the name I put. In oh, you put it.
Yeah, I put that one in. Well, the good thing is the guy
at four may go ahead of so that that could maybe help us out.
That could definitely help us out, yeah.
And I like, I like two and three a lot.
I'm a little worried about one. OK, I like two and three a lot
too. I'm, I'm, I'm wondering, I'm
going to type this guy in and I want you to give me your, your,
your thoughts on this guy. All right.
I'd rather not click on it. I don't know that one.
That one seems a little thin to me, just based on kind of the
volume and talent. That that second one's better
that you just typed in there. All right, Yeah, that one's
better. Do you guys, do you guys want to
pull the trigger on one? We don't have to do that yet.
I really, I don't know, 2-2 and three would be just for my.
Psyched about two and three. I think that those would be
those would be very. Fun Mahomes.
Brown drafter, goes Mahomes. Who just said that?
The problem is that triggers. Right.
This guy doesn't have a running back and he went too wide, so I
think we may get away with it. I think we're in a good spot
here. I'm I'm pretty at peace with I
would say the one the one pick in the cue that I just not that
interested in I guess would be like unstacked Lamar here.
I. Don't know, I'm not that into
that either. OK, he's gone.
What do you what do you think about four?
Well, four is just the one I just said.
I think it's I think it's pretty easy.
I think we go Hertz. Well, it's definitely hurts.
It's definitely hurts. Yeah, it.
Definitely hurts. And then I would be, I would be
Bowers. I would also be Bowers.
I did see that he was back practicing.
To yeah, he's back practicing, correct?
Play which I needed. I needed that bad.
I'm definitely good with with Hertz Bowers.
Crack talk, talk. Tell your thoughts.
Are we all in agreement? Jalen Hertz Easy Click.
Yes, yes, yeah. So Jalen Hertz definitely.
All right, I'm gonna. We'll move him up.
Yeah, use. This time, though, let's.
I'll I'll go ahead and put him in when it's like 5 seconds so.
All right, use your thoughts on Bowers is there and the only
other wide receiver I see. What?
What is your anti Bowers? You said you're not into Bowers.
What's what are you? What are you concerned about
with him? Oh, the team sucks.
OK. Is it better at all that all
three of us are in our agreement on Bowers, just like Cup?
Does that make you nervous? I think crack let us let us
handle this Brock pick, and then we'll let.
You take yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus there's there's so many
wide receivers that can come back to us.
Yeah, I think wide receiver, we're going to be OK.
We we have what we've got. Yeah, we got to.
We got to take this purple now and just hope for the fucking,
you know? This is some real upside.
Purpose. Yeah, yes, No, you guys are
right. You guys are right.
Absolutely. So that tank Dell actually
helped us get him. Yeah, it did, yeah.
Yeah, so we this. Is our first Bowers?
Do we have Bowers yet? We we've had, we got some
Bowers. Yeah.
So look at yeah, I, I look at that as maybe a blessing in
this, maybe a blessing in disguise.
Me too. We can still crank with some of
the the other like more volume based guys.
He's an upside piece. We'll we'll have a little
balance in our tight end room. It'll be nice.
Yeah, and if they could use him out of the backfield, if they
start lining him up in the backfield, that's just going to
be so delicious. Do.
You see that in the preseason. They did that a few times in the
red. I know, that's what I'm saying.
When I saw that, I was like, whoa.
This is here. Here's the thing, Crack Rock,
you were talking about DFS analogies.
You know, later in this draft we're going to draft some tight
ends who are going to have a pretty nice week one salary.
But Brock Bauer's Week 15 salary on DraftKings is going to be
like 6800 and we're going to be really happy to have.
You can't even fit them like the the lives don't even work to be
playing. It doesn't work.
They don't get. Three home games in the in the
Sprint, I mean, sorry, three home games.
See that that's where I I love you're putting on that DFS,
those thoughts you got to get the best ball out and get the
DFS in. Start thinking DFS for all those
weeks, weeks one through 17. I know Gretsch can do that.
And you know what's also really nice?
Crack if like Brock Bowers, if this foot thing's lingers, we
just cut him. We just cut.
Him. We just cut him.
That's right. Yeah, He's a rookie.
I mean, yeah. And I even got to play much.
Just cut cut hurts as well. Fuck it, we'll get to any Dimes
in the 20th round. It's so funny.
The two wide receivers you love just went right next to us.
I mean, how much I. Love.
I love he's like 511, but Davis loves him so much that he's now
considered short and. So what your impression of Davis
is spot on and just what what was?
Because I see a picture you used to have a picture of some random
old dude with Davis, like with a wig on.
Who? Who is that?
Explain that shit to me. I don't know what's going on
there. You mean me dressing up as Davis
and then Davis using that as his avatar?
Oh, is that what it was? Yeah.
I, I, it was so it was so you guys.
I think that's what Davis looks like now.
I'm not gonna see that, I think. Oh.
It's in it's. It was just you guys have so
many inside jokes that no one fucking gets.
You have a vocabulary that no one fucking half the people
don't even understand unless you go to the basketball stream.
You need like a closed caption underneath to actually stream
what you're actually saying because your lingo is is like,
it really is best ball bro language.
And I'm just like, what are they fucking talking about?
I can't even understand it. Yeah.
Can I can I circle back to this I?
Now I don't. Realize the question you were
asking. It's me dressed up as Davis.
Got categorized as a random old dude.
Yes. No, no, it's not.
It's not you, dude. It's some other person.
I think that's the I. I promise.
Let me pull up is Davis. Wait, let me let me see if I can
pull up the picture I'm talking about.
So we're not. Cannot wait to see this picture,
you know. What he's talking about, I know
what he's talking about. He's talking about the photo
Davis posted with Dan Bach earlier announcing his
partnership with Roto Grinders. It's the photo of next to Dan
Bach that he's referencing. I really hope so at least.
Wait, wait, can you show me that?
Yes, all. Right.
This is we're, we're leaving the draft board.
We are going to go to Davis's Twitter account.
Is this the photo you were talking about?
No. It's just you, man.
He's. Talking.
About you. Talking about.
So, so, so, so then it must. It must be a picture of you.
It must be a picture of you with the wig on.
I'm talking about the with the wig on.
I got let me go to what here? I've been tweeting a lot.
Let me find this. Someone reposted a screenshot of
it of me as Davis. Is this?
Is this the photo you're talking about?
No, no. But it is kind of that.
It's the same old guy, right? Yeah, same old guy, just a
different wig. Yeah.
Correct, Correct. That's me.
Are you talking about? Me.
No, I'm talking about a Davis used to use an old like I use
Mahomes as my Davis. Avatar, which was he's talking
about the Avatar, which was Pete.
The photo looks. Exactly like that photo I just
showed him. It does but the but the guy
looks way older and has like this massive note.
The guy is Pete. Oh my.
God, this is beautiful. What was?
This Davis, your impression of Davis is so fucking spot on.
It's just it's really good you're.
Apparently I'm not projecting young enough to really.
Tell us no. You're an old guy, you get to do
it. Where do you hire these people?
Yeah, Davis's love of. This absolutely love of this.
Man, between between ESPN doxing my age and Crack Rock referring
to me as the old guy with the big nose in Davis's photo, I've
never been down so horrendous a big I've never even gotten the
big nose out of it. This is new to me.
I really. Like you.
Going I won't No, I wanna give tell Davis to give me his old
thumbnail. Is he, is this what he's talking
about? Gretch, Who's the Huskies player
that I had as my Steve Edman? Is that what you're talking
about? No, he's.
Definitely talking about. Are you talking about?
This He's desperately trying to find other old guys.
Is this it? No, no, no.
It had. It had to be.
But I want to see you in the wig as the thumbnail.
That's not the thumbnail that Davis used.
What is Davis's old thumbnail? Because he updated it.
But go back a a year. What are you used to always use?
It was a picture of. Me.
I'm just saying the photo I showed you of me dressed up as
Dave is this year is like nearly identical to the photo I think
you're talking about. OK, well then it then it then it
was a very small photo and I couldn't see it well.
Clearly the nose was really popping off the paint.
It was mostly nose. It didn't.
It didn't look like you. I want that fucking picture.
Davis. Where are you?
Give me your old fucking. Davis has definitely got it
saved on his comp somewhere. I got it.
Because he. Made it his.
PFP I'll pull it up. I, I mean, I'm just all right,
OK, I'm going to, I'm going to find this.
This is a great way to kill time on the wrap.
That's. For yeah.
Yeah, we this is a good stream to be in the 12 hole.
That just timing out as I've tried to find a photo of me
doing Davis cosplay. Do we want to start adding to
the queue? Yeah.
Sure, all right.
I'm just adding random people. Oh, there's another one.
Oh, and Fat Keenan. Where did this come from?
Fat Keenan and Rome in the seventh round.
That that could be a steal. Yeah, I was hoping Rome would
come back. Yeah, that would have been nice.
All right, so let's rank. Wait, why don't I have this guy
here? All right, Gretsch, move that
queue around to your your. What do we need?
Is it this one? That one, yes, yes, yes, that is
Pete God. Fucking damn it.
Yes, yes. I guess my nose does kind of
look bad there. It does look bigger than usual.
Oh God, you're so fucking funny, man.
I got to get you your own show, man.
It's. Got like 17 of them this.
Is having the night of slut? That that that is true.
I got to get another beer. Oh my God.
This is fantastic. All right, let's look at our our
makeup here we got three wide receivers running back.
Oh, that Bowers pick look, there's no purple F Oh, no joke.
Who went? And got her.
Random old dude.
Oh, I'm late on that now. Do do you see any purple talent
left? Not, not.
Really. Not not as.
Yeah. Not here.
Yeah, I. I say this is.
AI think one of these picks is for sure a wide receiver.
I agree. Oh, without a doubt.
I'm just wondering. We do both.
There are some really nice running backs.
Here I would be fine to. Double tap that wide receiver
because we got that Gibbs anchor, too.
Yeah, it depends on who falls, but that'd be.
I'd be fine with that. Yeah, and look at all there's a
lot of green that came, which means there's some.
Yeah, we're, we're looking pretty nice because we have, we
have two, we have two R BS that add those two R BS, OK, but
that's fine. I I I'm not opposed to a rookie
wide receiver. Double tap here.
I mean, we're taking one for sure.
I think we take one of these rookie wide receivers.
Which which one do you like more?
One or two. I like one more one.
Yes, two right behind. It OK, so that's so that's done.
I think the one. 'S going to.
Go Oh no, well, this guy again is, I mean, talk about zero RB.
Is he finally going to pull the trigger on RB?
I just feel like he's drafting off one of our he's.
Just drafting off of whoever we talk about so.
What, you think this guy is listening?
No way. Well, he did take Chase.
Brown definitely dropping off one of our lists, potentially
mine because Chase. Brown.
Yeah, he's, he's taking all your fucking guys.
Holy shit. I got trimming wide rig tight.
I want to make a case for Warren top right receiver at that spot.
This might be a stealing signal subscriber.
I'll make a case for Warren and that I don't think we are going
to see him here for much longer if he's trending towards playing
week one, which it appears that he is.
And the running backs get dried up pretty quickly in this
compared to what we're used to. So be like a nice potential
value. BT Warren sounds great to me.
I'm really, I mean, I, I want to get Pat a Warren.
But it was, it was really sad last week.
I'll I'm going to add 2. Thinking Warren away from Pat is
like, worse than taking candy away from my child.
Let's take. BT.
Let's take BT You're good with BT.
Right. Take BT first.
Take BT. For all.
And then just look at those other 2R BS that I added at the
bottom. Yeah, I think from a volume
based perspective they make sense, but I don't know you're
going to get that much more volume than you can get with
Warren because of how much they're going to run.
And then I just feel a lot better about his talent.
I think we can take a bigger cut because we have Gibbs I'm.
Pretty firmly Warren over those guys.
I'm, I'm in Pat's. I'm I'm I like.
Warren here a lot crack. And and I like, I like Naji
breakdown. Yeah, if we're.
Going to go Warren. It would be for Lad.
It would be for another rookie receiver, but I think.
Or Keon. I think Keon would be in the
conversation too, yeah. Yeah, no, I I like, I like
Warren. He's APR guy.
He catches so many balls like Gibbs.
It's it's just a perfect. Let's.
Do it. I mean the running backs are
going to get. Annihilated.
Over the we know 8-9 here, it's just, it's just going to be all
green. I like that all.
Reducer. We we need a Warren clip.
I like that a lot, especially in the eighth round and he's
getting that injury discount. I mean I.
Smoke there right now. In the early drafts, I saw him
sometimes going before Naji and Naji could be spent.
And Warren is just that guy is just like, you know, like a
bull. I know, I know he tweaked his
hamstring, but I do not thinking hamstring in training camp is
the end. All all right, time to watch
out. I'm getting another beer and
some kind of smoke. What?
Do you get yourself? It's smoking over here.
Crack has been so dialed in sober, he definitely deserves
to. Kind of relax now.
Here's the team so far. We go Puka Gibbs at the 1-2
turn. We come back, we get DK Metcalf
and Devante Smith at the 3-4 turn.
We stack that bitch up with Jalen Hurts.
We grabbed Brock Bowers after just the lightest of strong
arming, and then we go Brian Thomas and Jalen Warren.
So we got those four wide receivers, 2 running backs, one
quarterback, one tight end. Crackrock wanted that starting
lineup filled. I would say our starting lineup
is looking pretty nicely filled right now, fellas.
That Lexus wide receiver, it's beautiful.
That's what I'm talking about. That's our D That's a maximum
DFS lineup. It's just so easy to do that.
And then now you're just give me depth, give me depth, Just
juicy, juicy depth. Let the green go.
That we can move on from if we need to.
Yeah, that we can cut, cut them off, yeah.
Oh, are we in round 11 yet or are we at the cut levels?
Soon, soon we're going to be at the 1011 turn and I mean.
Oh no. I mean, to be honest, I'm not
married to Warren. If we want to throw him back,
I'm down. Wait, clicked?
Ever been Warren buried to a player before?
Then another funny thing is I'm watching, I'm watching Liam do a
draft and because he's over at RTI guess MLB, you guys, Fantasy
Life is doing some sponsoring for RT because I saw Dwayne over
there. Yeah, Dwayne and Ian are
drafting on RT. So I was in their draft and and
I'm watching their stream and they misclicked and all of a
sudden they're like, I'm not hitting the button dude.
I'm so embarrassedly so I can't do it.
It's so degrading and I'm like, have you guys know shame?
And they go no before clicking the button, they go to the
Commission out and they say no. We had him on top of our queue
and we got to roll it back and Liam was so embarrassed I were
talking. About the Liam stream last year,
I I know that Dwayne and Ian didn't do that.
You're talking about this is Liam and Ron?
Yes, yes, Liam. Liam wanted, they want.
They'd taken Jordan Mason, one Justin Fields for the upside
swing and Liam said the bigger upside swing was Elijah
Mitchell. Yes, yes, they were.
Exactly they were. Back in 49ers backfield and then
timed out. Now in Liam's defense, there
seemed to be multiple people with the queue open and he had
Justin Fields at the top of the queue.
And we did that, and we did that once.
Remember, we did that, like with the DeAndre Hopkins thing.
So I was Speaking of, look, look who goes, there's DeAndre, there
he goes. But remember the Commission?
We're like, yeah, he was on the top of our queue, queue, queue,
queue. And then we took him on the next
turn anyway. That's like the.
Worst thing you could do if you stop the draft for somebody that
you're going to take 5 picks later anyways.
It was just, it was just so funny.
He was so embarrassed. And then I then I started aging
him in the chat. And then guess who showed up in
the chat? Dave Hubbard was there.
Hubbard was in the chat, the old Hubbard.
So I So then I go to Hubbard. I realize it's him.
I go. Did Texas succeed from the Union
yet? So Hubbard and this other guy
start fucking going. Fuck you, you piece of shit
motherfucker. I didn't.
You know where my address is? Come on down here, crack.
New York is scum, you fucking motherfucking Kamala Cracklin
and this other guy. We own you.
And I'm like hover, dude, dude, you had last time I spoke to you
on Twitter, you fucking made your account private, you
fucking snowflake. And he goes fuck you and fuck
your Twitter shit, motherfucker. I don't fucking care.
You know why? Where I live in Texas,
motherfucker. You come down here, I'll meet
you any day. I'm like.
Inviting someone to your house for a fight.
He does that literally was just like, come down here to Texas
and I will show you. And and then and then I got him.
I go, but didn't you have Ted Cruz going to because he said
Ted Cruz was going to go to the Supreme Court and argue for the
electors. So I'm like, what happened to
Ted Cruz? And you weren't going to
succeed. And he goes, fuck you, I'm going
to come down to Texas. And I'm like, dude, I just
bought 2 places in Texas. I told them and and.
Cracks that up. The biggest lake you've met.
You think I'm showing up to Texas, even if I tell you I am?
I don't know you can do weed dispensers in Texas.
And Liam and Ron were in the chat.
We're doing this, they're streaming.
They're like, what the fuck is going on with crack rock and
this guy and then Hubbard in the middle of it.
This was all happening in the in the chat.
In the chat with Bryce Bryce. So Bryce starts going you fuck
you guys got to shut the fuck up.
I will ban you from FBC and I will not tolerate this kind of
talk. And and and Hubbard just said
fuck you. I don't care if you ban me.
You can ban. I don't care.
I don't need this text and I was just like, I just I'm like, are
you triggered much? And then other this other guy
comes in and goes, we own you crack, we own you.
And I'm like, then why don't you fucking open up your Twitter
account? Are you fucking OK all?
Right, all right, let's let's chill there, crack.
Rock. We were letting you cook, we let
you cook. Then we got to draw the line at
the F bomb there buddy. Is is that a a YouTube thing?
It's just sort of a societal. It's just a it's a societal
thing, yeah. Yeah, when you when you grow up
in New York, it's part of the lexicon.
Everything We we. Appreciate you walking up to the
line, You crossed it. We'll walk you back.
We'll regroup. We'll, we'll.
Press onward. All right, time to.
I got to calm down. I'm working.
Hey lad, Mcconkey's still here guys.
Can you? Believe it.
I I crack rock, I will tell you I feel like I got a vivid
picture of what happened that night.
I do feel like. I.
Yeah, I certainly do. Next time when you see Liam or
Ron, ask him about it. It was so funny.
They were like, what is going on in this inside chat?
They didn't, they couldn't figure it out and then they got
the the commissioner response. They were so flustered.
It it was, it was very, it was very funny.
So the I want to point out something.
So Blake quorum just went the Chiron panic didn't lead to a
huge Blake quorum rise. I thought it might people were
like Blake Quorum needs to go like multiple rounds higher, but
he's not really like, I mean that impossibly.
Should he should jump up? I mean, I don't to me, the, the
thing I'm nervous about with Chiron isn't the punt return
thing. It's that when like, Jordan
Rodri gets asked about it, she's like, yeah, I think they're
going to have like a pretty decent role for Quorum.
Like, it's not the Karen show. And this whole ADP is based on
it being the Karen show, not his whole ADP.
Because he is good. But you know, he's a, he's a
chunk play runner. He needs the volume.
Well, and one of the big things is there's no third back like
Ronnie Rivers is there? He's going to play some special
teams. They only kept 3.
And so like I part of my thing with Chiron is like, OK, even if
he's at like he was at 90% snaps in a bunch of games last year,
if he's at like 70%, that's not the end of the world or 65%.
It's still like good for a lot of other backs.
But Quorum gets the full 35 on the other side, right?
That doesn't. That's the part I really agree
with. I, I think we, because I
actually do think that's Kyron really does have silent killer
downside at this price, like 65% of the snaps, he's not
particularly likely to outscore like a James Conner.
I know, I'm just saying that. I'm saying it's like the
downside. I don't think he's going to get
lower than that. That's.
I think, I think that was the thing that was interesting is
that to passpoint, right, that they wanted to or maybe Gretch's
point that Kyron was moving down, but Korum didn't move up
on the news like that seemed like everyone's reaction of like
you. Theoretically, those things are
directly correlated and like if. If Quorum's going to be a hand,
because I also think he's still a really good handcuff.
If Chiron misses time, Quorum probably gets 90% all of the
sudden, right? Because they they don't have the
third version of this. The whole idea was that they
needed to go draft Quorum so they could replicate Chiron, but
it's not Ronnie Rivers. They had Ronnie Rivers last
year. That wasn't the answer.
So Karen goes down, Korum could step into the 90% that Kyron had
last year, which is what I've been excited about Korum.
But if he's also going to have, let's say it's 7525, but he gets
the full 25 on the 2nd and a lot of backfields.
A third back also mixes in a long down distance, whatever.
But if he gets the full other 25 or 30%, he's going to have some
standalone value there. And, and especially in plus
scripts and stuff like he'll end up with 810 touches and he'll
score TD and he'll he'll, he'll like make some of these
basketball line UPS. Plus he's an elite handcuff.
Like that's a really good. It, it reminds me a little bit
of Alexander Madison, where like Cook, Alvin Cook was better than
Madison, but Madison still worked in a little bit.
And when Cook missed time, Madison just got everything in
that. That's kind of like we like
these profiles where like when the starter misses time, the
backup actually gets more work than the starter was getting
because there's no third guy. We are three picks away.
Some of the picks since we last took Warren.
We saw a flurry of quarterbacks go Stroud, Richardson, Kyler,
Burrow, Jayden Daniels. Love some of the nice running
back targets, Singletary, Pollard, Spears, Brooks, Korum,
Robinson, Eckler, Ford. Only one tight end recently, TJ
Hawkinson went. Ladd did end up going at 96,
Keon went at 91. Ford just goes and now we are
two away from picking here. There's a couple picks I really
like here. Yeah, I just added Ford.
Do you What What? What's your thoughts on three?
Ford got drafted. I don't.
Love 3. That's the guy I don't want to
love. The four.
The three is my least favorite. I'm going to, I'm going to put
one more and if like if I another wide receiver if we were
to consider one. Yeah, just add, add at this
point, anyone. I mean just.
I, I, I like the, I like the running back that's in there.
I don't think he should be available at this.
I was going. On the table for Hollywood
Brown, it's. You wouldn't have had a pound
hard I I think he would have been a nice victor.
Yeah, I, I, I would, I would agree.
I would agree with you. You.
Got an injury that is not supposed to linger into the
regular season and that's still a really good passing situation
to be a part of, right? Like, yeah, wait, give me a
discount and then I'm in. Yeah, I'm totally in the in the
ninth round. You kidding that it?
No I that was a huge What was his ADP?
His ADP is 100 and he just went at 1:00. 06 I just think what?
100 part is the part that I don't understand.
I I think #2 could look at 130, you know, looks.
I'm I'm not seeing that personally with all the
projections and stuff crack when you dig into the.
Yeah, I'm not. The routes and the per route
volume and all that, it's tough to see in my opinion.
OK. So it's available.
That often. I really like Zach Moss at this
price. Yeah, I mean, we're getting them
in the 10th round. I also do I I think #1 is.
Yeah, one feels like a pretty. Addison or Jameson both look
look nice to me. Oh yeah, actually Moss in the
receiver. Yeah, I think the last running
back in my. Tier Moss makes sense like he
fits the build really well. I I like that pick and then I
don't know, I mean I. Kind of want to go.
Are we going to say, I kind of want to go Jameson and Addison
with we only have 4 receivers? It's kind of.
I think we should go Moss in a receiver, OK.
All right, let let's just let's Moss first.
Yeah. Take Moss.
I'm cool with either of these
receivers. All right, let's just think of
not not Shakur. Yeah, I think Addison and
Jameson more than I guess like it's tough to.
One thing I'll. Say just from a you want the DFS
hat if something happens to Laporta or ARSB.
Having Gibbs and Jameson is a pretty fun like correlated like
boost to both of our horses. Oh, that actually makes me want
to go Addison. Personally, I don't.
Yeah, it would be if they lose out, but I don't like having two
secondary. It's kind of like the Gibbs.
I mean at this price, I think that those can.
I'm just saying like it opens up.
I forgot we had Gibbs. I'm good with either though I
love Addison. I'm good with either.
They're they're they're a flip of the point.
I I just think that that Addison just is, is better as a player,
all right? I like that take a little bit
too. Let's let's do Addison.
I mean, and that value there at 10 is just again, we're getting
Warren and Addison were not going in the 8th and 10th round
early on before their injuries and, and whatever the DY or
whatever. I mean, Addison was going in the
sixth round. Warren, as I said, was going
with Naji in sometimes in the in, in the sixth round.
And Moss is a guy who early on, I mean, was getting all the hype
was going in like the fourth, fifth round.
You know what? Pat your your Chase Brown take
definitely like sunk in a little bit.
And I I'm with you, man, 711 Chase Brown or 912 Zac Moss.
I think at that point I've I've I'm more comfortable with the
Zac Moss price, I will admit. Yeah, I.
Like Chase Brown. But it's it's a good point.
It's a good. I just think you should be
willing to play it both ways. Like one of these guys is going
to be a mega smash. I'm.
Telling Mega Mega Smash, Yeah. You know, you definitely want
both. I mean, I do have Chase Brown.
Like I, I basically I didn't take enough Chase Brown early.
Then once I realized I was wrong, I got like really
aggressive and tried to get as much as like humanly possible
while I was still in the one hundreds.
I got up to 13 percent on underdog.
So I'm not, I'm not feeding Chase Brown.
I just there is a point at which the price is a little steamy and
I'm like, there's other guys here.
I just. In the gap on FFPC, like to this
point the 711, I mean Chase Brown goes what like 99100 on
underdog and then Zach Moss will go out like 108109 in most.
Like this is a much bigger gap. Yeah, they used to right there.
Yeah, they used to trigger each other.
When you saw Brown go or Moss go, it's like usually the other
one followed very closely behind.
Yeah. And generally, like in this type
of situation, we want to not be overconfident about how it's
going to break. And like, I think Brown's the
better bet, but like, if you're going to basically pay me to be
open minded to it being Zach Moss, I will accept the payment.
Back on the like the Addison versus Jamo thing, one nice
thing is like, obviously Addison might miss some games, might,
you know, be ramped up, but I do feel like the paths to knowing
when to start those two guys is probably going to feel better
with Addison. Like I feel like it'll be more
binary where I can see, you know, Jameson Williams being
like a poor man's like Niners piece where you're like once
every four weeks he gives you that mega game, but it like kind
of fuck or sucks knowing when it's going to be.
Whereas like if Addison's good, doesn't get suspended, is
healthy, I feel like you're just going to be happy to start him
through the bye weeks that plug him in, etcetera.
And I love crack rocks. Take that.
Like he's just better. And I don't like Jameson was not
great in Ohio State. He had a transfer.
He had one really great year at Alabama and then has struggled
at the NFL level, and we're hoping for him to to turn it on
and become something that he has not shown that he can be
necessarily consistent. With the.
NFL, I'm in on it and I've made the bet in in yeah, I'm in on
it. But Addison was a Belitnikov
winner, was really great at two different colleges, came into
the NFL and scored 10 touchdowns as a 21 year old rookie.
That's that's a way fucking better body of work going.
Into the two. And that's why he's getting DUI
in in LA 'cause he knows he's, he's having a great fucking
time. I mean, what he did at USC was
pretty was pretty incredible. So all the talent is there and
on top of which, you know, J JS going to get, I mean,
Jefferson's going to be double covered every single game now
that you know, we're back to Darnold.
So that's a, that's a just to get a second wide receiver in
the 10th round, That's what you have to do with 12.
You just have to say what just what falls to us and just scoop
up that value. And we've been doing that every
pick. And that's why you just can't
let the 12 intimidate you because all of a sudden you find
these values. I mean, that's good.
We could. We could just cut it.
Yeah. Well, that's the thing.
I mean, we're we're at the round 10 and we still don't have a
cuttable player. You're not cutting Jordan
Addison. I don't.
Know we had. Well, the DUI we're cutting.
Him on that stream, but we took Chase Brown with, with Sean, we
we were deciding probably between him and Brian Thomas.
And when we took Chase Brown, we ended up getting Jordan Addison
on that team. And Sean was like, he was.
I got the sense maybe he outright said, but he hinted
strongly, if not that he thinks Addison basically should go
ahead of Thomas. He, he loves.
He loves that. Yeah.
And like it's, it's one of those takes where it's like it's not
like that easy to to push back on, you know, it's like it's a
Addison had a pretty strong rookie season.
He's in a a well designed passing offense.
Darnold might be a disaster, but you know, they've gotten a lot
of yards out of Nick Mullins like this.
This could be in some ways, McCarthy not being out there
might be good for the veterans because they're, you know,
they're not going to have to deal with the rookie who they're
hiding and stuff. Also, you know TJ is hurt.
Hawkinson is hurt. Yeah, you.
Know so. The audio work in college again
with Brian Thompson, third year breakout Jordan Addison,
multiple year star, right. I mean, it's a different, yeah.
I mean, Thomas never really broke out.
You know, he's like a he's better on athleticism and early
to Clare plus plus first round capital but out of.
Scroll scroll less profile good. He's good, he's a good profile.
Scroll the CF down Pete. For for for what reason?
Because we're getting, I can't. I just want to see we're down to
11. Oh.
You want to see more of the blank space?
OK. There we go, There we go.
I-11 note you made there and I think I may have made this take
recently, but I just want to emphasize it.
You, you mentioned the Nick Mullen thing and not having a, a
rookie as a backup. Like I, I think that's been
under discussed and I think it needs to be discussed more.
But like, I think that's good for Jefferson that like JJ
McCarthy getting hurt, the immediate response was, oh, now
we really got to move Jefferson down.
And I even had that immediate reaction.
And then the days after I was like, no, this is actually good
for Jefferson. Nick Mullens as the backstop.
If Sam Darnold isn't good, we saw last year that Kevin
O'Connell will run the really fast-paced offense.
Part of the reason that a lot of people have made the case that
Sam Darnold could be good in this offense is because of what
Nick Mullens did in this offense last year.
He had four starts with Jefferson, all four of them.
Jefferson got 10 or more targets.
The pass rate was high and a ton of volume to Justin Jefferson.
I mean, if Mullins plays this year, I think it's good for
Jefferson, think it's good for the past one making.
It's going to be good for Addison ultimately as well.
And having him as the backstop instead of a rookie if Donald
can't play, ideally, Donald is just good, right?
But it also struggles. It changes what the season is
for, right? The season was going to be for
like making JJ McCarthy kind of get comfortable in the offense
and who cares what the record is?
But now the season would be like, yo, let's try to sneak in
the play offs if we can. Like that's right, you know, so.
At stealing lines, I have a bet on the Lions from like early in
April to win the the division and when JJ McCarthy got hurt I
was like, that hurts my bet that.
I haven't placed already. That hurts the bet.
Because it makes the Vikings as the long shot an actually a, a
competitor to come out of nowhere and win the division
because they're they're it's not a JJ McCarthy year like you just
said. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm going to,
I'm going to see these guys this weekend playing golf and but,
but they basically what they, what they said is after JJ,
after JJ went down, that was so. Good that.
Was so fucking good. They they just said that this is
like a free season for them. This is like, you know, just let
it fucking hang. You know, they're just like, you
know, fuck it, you know, J JS our whole fucking future.
He's gone. We know that now let him sit in
the sideline. He'll he'll learn as much as he
can, but now we can just have the free for all to just
fucking, you know, Chuck it so. You wanted Addison and you're
golfing with the immersion of my feel like that's all we needed
to say. That's that makes it a good
pick. I'm in.
Where are you guys golfing, crack?
Where are you going to be at? Well, we're going to be in New
Jersey. OK.
So they're they're, we were at the same Golf Club, you know,
they're, they're, they're from New Jersey, they're Jersey
people Jersey. And yeah, but they, they, they
were, let's just say very upset about the injury.
But they weren't that upset because they were going to wait
until like 8-9 and hoped Arnold, you know, did something.
So they're they're fine with him not playing.
They really. But Darnold, they're they got on
a short lease. So that's why when you're
talking about Mullins, you know that could be a real thing.
We are three picks away from the 1112 turn.
We got our one quarterback, our one tight end, our three running
backs and our five wide receivers.
So lots of different directions we can go here.
The running backs are getting absolutely chewed up since we
picked Zach Moss, Jalen Wright, JK Dobbins, Jordan Mason, Nick
Chubb, Ray Davis, Trey Benson, Bucky Irving, Gus Edwards and
Chubba Hubbard are all off the board.
Bucky lingered in like the 16th in underdog all offseason.
And I was, I have, I think I have over 35%.
And I was like. This is insane.
Yeah. He.
Jumped Gust Edwards. That's insane.
He's ahead of a lot of other rookies that I don't even like.
He wasn't even the top player on my board when he went at this
point. Like he's that's, that's early
for Buck. I think I think one of these
picks absolutely should be a running back.
I think you make a case for RBRB or RB Wide receiver I don't see
much at. Time, Eileen RBRB with who we're
looking at. Yeah, it looks great.
Zach Sharp when he goes off the board.
We're on deck. I could see a receiver here too.
I definitely I love #1. #1 yes. We all love #1.
OK. And and then, and then if I had
a choice, I actually like #2. Yeah.
My only thought is like I do think the two V twos I think
running back is going to be pretty gross at pick 24 picks
from now like we we could be best ball bro shut it down at
running back after double tapping here we.
We got the first guy at least. So I think if we think through
this. This would be our 4th.
Right. Yeah.
And we think through what we've got.
We've got Gibbs is an anchor between Warren Moss and Jaleel,
who are going to take here. But the first pick we're pretty
like good as far as what we're doing early in the season
production wise, which has me wanting to like, cause like Ty
Chandler's here, you know, it's kind of interesting.
But let's get away from the basketball brand and take the
biggest swing on the board, which is Kamani by Dell.
That feels like a little, I mean like Fidel over like Braylon and
Ty Chandler. Yeah, because I was.
Straight up ranked over those guys, I'm I'd rather go.
Back, Fidel. Pete, the reason for Fidel is
you know he can take over the backfield in a way that like
Braylon Allen. Cannot.
OK, where's? Where's Crack I?
I definitely prefer, yeah. I would rather just go Polk or I
like Polk, Allen and Chandler. So I I think I'm on an island
with you guys with Videl. I don't think Chandler's even in
the discussion with four receiver running backs already.
I think that's silly. I I think, I think.
I would be Lloyd or Braylon Allen or Videl.
I mean, it's not. I mean, it's it's still a
contingent bet. Like it's the similar big swing
if Aaron Jones gets. Hurt, yeah, but it's not like a
huge talent hit, right? Like the the three rookies are.
I'd probably be Polk 2, but where are you at?
I'm at one, I don't know who even added them.
I just think, I just think there's an injury risk to Cooper
and if he has so much talent and I think we get these other guys
somehow so. You want duty over Pulk?
Yeah, all. Right, go get get your get your
guy cracked. Sorry, I didn't mean it like to
be a Dick about it, but I saw the chat saying it too and I, I
just I, I wasn't trying to say like it's silly, silly, but I
because I think the videl what Pat's point was, and then Lloyd
and then Allen are all these like huge talent swings where
they could someday be a, you know, a first round pick in
fantasy, right, Like they're they're they're like they that's
not likely, but that can happen with the rookies, right?
It's not going to happen for Ty Chandler.
Like he's just who he is at this point, kind of.
I just think like if I think about like the how clean
something can break for a running back to just be like an
absolute difference maker. While I do buy the Videl thesis,
like there still is a hurdle Like it, it is Gus, it is
Dobbins. I see the path, I can see it.
But like the cleanliness of Aaron Jones gets hurt.
Breece Hall gets hurt. Like it is, it's like Bang Bang.
Like no questions. Like there's a series of
questions to get there with Kamani.
There is, yeah, But you're. He was on the roster bubble like
2 weeks ago and like I'm I'm oh for.
Sure. I mean, the floor is I don't the
floor. Is he was ever on the roster
bubble, I would just say that I think that was not having any
information and the beats speculating and then they went
ended up circling back on that really quickly when we got more
information. They.
Held them out of the preseason third game when they played
Patterson and Spiller like I think he might play Week 1.
But isn't isn't Spiller still there too?
Yeah, I don't think Spiller is an issue to me.
It's just like, I do think he's clearly the third back right now
and there's the hurdles that he has to to get there.
But you know, Dobbins might not really be anything coming off
the Achilles, and Gus is Gus like he.
But I The thing is, is like, I agree, like maybe Dobbins is
still like not all the way back, but like unless he's hurt, I
think he's gonna get touches. Like I think they would be
content to have a timeshare thing if all of the backs are
healthy. I think they would be content to
do that. What I what I like about Videl
is like how much do I win when a player is like pretty good and
Videl, I can stand to win a lot by him just being pretty good.
Because Dobbins might be, it just might be over.
Like he's had so many injuries and Gus, you know, Gus has been
propped up in Lamar Jackson rushing offense.
Like he might stink. You know, he's, he's had pretty
good efficiency, but he's a, he's a second contract back.
He's a he's very limited, 2 downs only.
Super film take two. But like Kamani, Fidel is a Jim
Harbaugh runner. He looks just like Frank Gore,
dude, When you watch him run when he was running in the
preseason, it's a. It's a very.
Film but but but but so does got.
They are going to like him. I'm promising Gus Edwards is
that back as well? I mean, I mean, Gus Edwards, is
that back? Yeah, I remember him.
At Rutgers, at Rutgers, he played at Rutgers because I love
Rutgers, obviously Jersey boy, but that guy's fucking hard
nosed up and down. So the good thing I like is the
yellow I'm seeing and and not the I think we had the green.
So I think some of these guys may come.
The four guys we have there, I think I think we may get one of
them back. Do you think there's a chance
that those come back? We'll see.
No, the chat saying Videl so hyped.
I just want to I I don't think he's hyped enough.
I think Pat's with me on this. I don't think he's hyped enough.
Like we went a little overboard, I think with the the one roster
projection that left them off. And even when when Daniel Popper
did that for the athletic, he was like, I'm doing it because I
don't know, like it's it's really a, a challenging thing to
read right now. And then when the second pre
season game came, they brought Videl in after three snaps,
played on the 1st Dr. played him a lot, got him a lot of work and
they sat him down in the third pre season game.
They played Patterson and Spiller.
They ended up cutting Spiller. They they sat Videl with the
other starters. Like I don't if you talk to
Popper, the the fantasy community has taken this around
it. If you talk to Popper, he would
tell you, I don't stand by that first 53 man projection.
He was never on the roster bubble.
Like that's not the way the rest of August played out.
Now we have, I mean, the 12th round is still like it's an
aggressive price, but we have I'dell in this like mystique of
like, oh, do they even like him? It's like I'm pretty sure they
really like him. He's a really good profile.
Like JJ loved him pre draft. Siegel loved him pre draft.
I know Pat, you didn't love him quite as much.
But he I didn't really love him, but he's but there's like a my
thing with running backs is they're sort of a floor at which
they are all kind of if like you can, he's met the floor by doing
stuff that's not in the profile. He's met the floor by getting
rested in the third pre season game and and being big enough
and having a little juice and being in a good situation like
there gets to me with the running backs.
Like I tend to be pretty talent focused early and I tend to be
more situation focused late. And this is kind of where we
blend like you get into the 10th, 12th round and I'm like,
you're probably talented enough. You've got enough size.
Like you're it's not like an undersized scat back we're
betting on here. This is like a big dude who
could take over a backfield that's pretty right for someone
to take over. So yeah, I mean, it's like we
always want to be looking for who could be a James Robinson,
you know, like an AUDFA guy didn't really have, I mean,
Videl was drafted, but, you know, no draft capital behind
him really. And just kind of lands in a good
situation and they're like, yeah, this dude's doing the
things we like and he's doing them consistently.
So we're just going to keep giving him the ball.
Like that's where I, I, I think he actually does have a path to
that. And the debate is how realistic
that is. But he has that path and in
manage. Not good and if if Dobbins is
not healthy like that path is pretty realistic too.
Yeah. And in managed that path is like
very important, you know, like you're like the fact that we're
buying it with a heaping helping of downside is just so much
less. I just.
Think like some of this stuff. Like right now, all we know is
that JK Dobbins is healthy. Aaron Jones has never stayed
healthy throughout his career either.
Like so you can easily be like that's true.
Like Aaron Jones never stays healthy.
Like I, I like Vidal. I I just think he's a cut below
a couple of those guys. But how about this crack?
Sell us on Jerry Judy. You wanted Jerry Judy.
You were the highest on him of any of us.
Why? Why should we be excited to have
just landed Jerry Judy? He's got a lot to prove.
He got big money and Cooper could easily break down and lead
him into, you know, that #1 status, you know, a number one
wide receiver on the team. I mean, there's, there's really
no wide receiver. Two, I mean, the jet guy, Elijah
Moore is, is is done. So we saw Judy has talent.
We saw that talent at Alabama. I saw it at Denver.
They just didn't get him the ball.
So, you know, here's a guy who'd go for 1000 yards just like
Addison. I mean, I see him is just just
like, you know, Addison with that talent.
I mean, you cannot deny that he doesn't have excellent receiving
skills. It's just that Denver thing was
so fucked up. I don't know what is going on
there with, I mean, Sean Payton just moved that fucking team.
I think I'm more worried about the quarterback situation than I
even am Jerry Judy's talent, which says a lot because there's
a lot of questions about Jerry duty, but like I.
Man, that's, that's a thing. That's that's, that's totally
fair. But on the flip side, what
happens if he kind of returns to form?
I will say if you look at the per route profiles, the like
targets per route, A dot weighted targets per route, even
the yards per target side, the efficiency, the yards per out
run. Cooper's coming off a career
high year and Judy's coming off a career low.
It was not great with Russ last year, but the body of work over
multiple years, they're very similar.
Like I one of the cases I've made in at selling signals is I
don't know the gap should be as wide as it is because Judy like
runs routes in the same depth, draws targets at a similar rate
per route over the course of Mario's career and also is
reasonably efficient typically at those when you depth adjust
for it. Same way that Amari is
reasonably efficient. Typically their their body of
work, their year to year yards per out run.
Both of them bounce around a little.
They're all in the same ballpark.
I mean, I could see Judy just being better.
He's the younger one. Exactly, and we all see Cooper
breaking down, you know, this whole pre season.
So a parine. I was gonna, I put him in the
queue. I was gonna actually try to sell
you guys on Savage here at. This.
No, I I'd be into it. Yeah, I mean, I think he's gonna
keep moving up over the next week.
I. Mean if he plays like I'll
decent him out in week one, like that's pretty bullish and you'll
and you'll know that by the time you need to make decisions.
And like, you want to talk about a guy like he doesn't need to
get acclimated to the system. Like the dude's a fucking
professional. Like he's gonna be in there and
up to speed in like 2 days. Since we took Judy, the running
backs that have gone off the board, Ty Chandler, Zeke, Fidel,
Algier, Braylon, Marshawn, Lloyd P, Ryan and Tracy just goes now
we are on deck. Definitely a couple different
ways we can go here. Some interesting names.
Tracy was going to be the guy I was going to.
I was. Going to float.
That was kind of that last rookie that if we could have got
him to us, that would have been nice.
Yeah, I, I, I was so I like, I like Algier a lot.
Also. I I think he could be has Stan
crack rock. I don't know if we told you we
don't draft. All right, all right, we're
close. Does everyone say a number as an
as their first? I like 3 as one of our picks for
sure. I agree.
I think 3 is. Why'd you say?
Why'd you say 4? Sure. 3-4 Sure, eighty visual
goes I I would pound the table for Noah Fan as one of these
two. Yes, I totally agree on it.
We, we, we need, we need some purple and then on the second
pick. I mean, we could prank it and do
JA Juan too, right? I shouldn't have said his name,
but. That makes a lot of sense to me.
I think that makes a lot of sense. 15.
You could crank for sure. Yeah, you could.
You could do. You could.
You could try to corner the backfield in Denver with
estimate would be the other kind of.
Yeah, or you go or you roll a clip.
Or you will put or Gibson. I think is is interesting as
like a as another handcuff. Gibson's interesting, yeah.
Let's let's put I'm going to put Noah Fan at the top of the
queue. I think we're all.
Yeah, yeah, you know that we we have to take at least we.
Want to take fan? Yeah.
I say we push estimate because we already have the McLaughlin
thing. I mean, I guess in terms of
breaking a tie if one you want, yeah.
And then I would definitely, I think I'm I'm definitely tight
into running back. I think after we did, Judy, we
don't, we don't need a wide receiver here.
Yeah, I think I'm Juwan or Gibson.
I like that. I like that.
Simplification. I'm, I'm fine with either of
those. I feel like the Gibson stuff is
like more, I guess. Yeah, it's kind of like the
McLaughlin of New England. I kind of think we can get Juwan
on the way back, no? Yeah, it might happen.
I mean, we've already said his name, but it might happen.
Antonio Gibson's Antonio Gibson's not coming back.
He's live. Although we do have a lot of
Gibson type plays, Are we going to be able to cut him?
I I want to make sure we can cut him.
I think we could cut Gibson if he's if he's barely playing and
the Patriots are an absolute disaster.
Cause Warren Moss and McLaughlin are like.
All we, we, we got to go. We got Gibson, Yeah.
Gibson's good, Yeah. The one thing about Gibson is
like, I'm also gonna wanna see him with May, so he's not an
auto Week 1 cut, but. Like that's true.
Week 5 or whatever. Somebody in the chat said lock
it out. An injury today.
Yeah, I saw that in the chat earlier too.
That's great. Fucking I mean, that's about
lock it, but. That's awesome.
Just. Retire and sell houses bro.
No, but when? When they did the first team
offense on that one drive in the preseason, it was a lot of three
wide receiver sets, but it was JSN and DK and Jake Bobo.
And so they went like slot faded JSN, they went to DK, he ends up
scoring the TD. It was like it was so sick.
And I was like, I mean I love lock it but if it's DKJS.
N yeah, it sounds like you really love them.
It's fun off fun. Off if it's those two.
Sounds like your best butt. And I got a lot of JSN so a lot
of got hurt again it I mean. I'm not.
Maybe too much from the sounds of it.
Probably. Not the so So here's our here's
our squad here now through 13 rounds.
Still hurts that. Quarterback.
Still have the four, four running backs, Jameer Gibbs,
Jalen Warren, Zach Moss, Jaleel McLaughlin.
We or and just added Antonio Gibson.
Sorry, 5 running backs there. We have the six wide receivers,
Puka, DK Metcalf, Devante Smith, Brian Thomas, Jordan Addison and
Jerry Judy. And now two tight ends, Brock
Bowers. No a fan.
So like positionally we're we're we're in Max flexibility mode.
Yeah, we're doing great. I like this team fellas.
It's. Fun if if if Lockett is hurt
that fans and DK Metcalf is is pretty.
Yeah, that's pretty good. I just put in an insanely gross
play into the bottom of the queue #7 right now.
It's so gross it's not even showing up for me.
Yeah, I don't see it either. I haven't.
Seen it either. Yet.
Oh, there it is. Yeah, I.
I don't hate it. You're like, I'm I'm realizing
how. Gross.
Honestly grudge. Like trust me, there's a lot
grosser things that could be in the queue than that.
Yeah, honestly, I I'm a little disappointed that it's not that.
Gross. I was hoping for something more
vomit worthy. Yeah, I was hoping for Jarrett
Patterson because you're like. What, you were hoping I threw
Dawson Cook in there after last night?
I've been arguing with the ship chasers in the in the discord
all day. What is the what is the Dalvin
Cook News? He's on the practice squad.
He's on the Cowboys practice squad.
He's the He's the new Melvin Gordon of the Cowboys.
Yeah. Well, I really am curious to see
how that RV situation works out in in Dallas.
If it's as long as it's not Dalvin Cook, I'm good.
I'm good. I've been.
I've been dressed in Zeke in best ball, you know.
Did that guy just get Purdy in the 14th round?
That seems awfully late. I.
Mean Lawrence too. Both those.
Guys are, yeah, Lawrence, that's really late.
Well, see, that's where zero look at 0 QBI mean if I mean,
granted, we you know, we had a chance.
It hurts late but I mean if you just stick with zero QB, I mean
you can double tap Lawrence and Purdy in 1314.
I mean well. That's why that this happens
every time you take an elite QB. Like it feels so good when you
click it, but then you can't always be like, man, what if we
just took Xavier worth, you know, like it, it always
happens. Yeah.
But like, but like we have Hertz Devante like that is fun.
That is really fun. Yeah, if we didn't have, if we
didn't have Devante, we probably would have.
Maybe we probably would have still taken them.
But that is that is that is pretty nice.
It's. A Sprint play.
It's it's a like I think the late round QB.
If you were just optimizing to win your twelve person league,
it's better to probably punt QB in this format.
But if you're trying to win 1,000,000, it's nice.
It's really nice. Yeah, I've.
Gone back the the the 1st 2:00. Picks worked out fine.
That actually helped us. It it it it.
Let us do that. Hurts Bowers late because that
hurts pick is pretty. I mean.
If we if we took Bowers before that means.
Hertz in the. 6th round for the guy who basically is the best.
Quarterback in the league. No, it was.
It was an awesome price. To get the stack and the value.
I you just, you don't overthink that.
Yeah, yeah, That was a nice Juwan does.
Go. There's another.
Straight in here that. Yeah, there's a couple.
Interesting. Tight ends, yeah.
The guy at the bottom of the queue Six that you're into.
I'm into 6. Yeah, I'll just put a couple
more into. I wonder what you think.
Of this guy who I'm just going to add. #7.
I got to refresh. It's not popping up.
Oh, here we go. Yeah.
I don't mind 7 and I I like nine too.
Honestly I don't mind 8. I put those in I.
Don't know what, I don't know what.
I put all of those in seven. 8-9 So I want to make sure I know
which one crack is actually likes.
Yeah, I like, I just don't. My question was, what do you
think? 'S going to happen there.
At that I want to say this. Delicately.
I mean, just just chill on. It just sit on it, brother.
Yeah, do you? Think he do you think he's going
to get the targets? Whenever I click a guy in a
draft, the. One thing I tell myself is.
He's definitely getting the target.
Somebody in the chat just mentioned this Downs pick.
I was looking at it too I. I was thinking about this
earlier because we just took AD Mitchell on one of our other Co
managed things earlier. But I think and then there was a
quote that came out I saw after that, but it's been sort of
where I've been at with Downs. I took them last night and you
guys like the pick as well. But like the quote was reminding
everyone that like earlier in camp, they're talking about
Downs is maybe the number one alongside Pitman, basically.
And I think the interesting thing that happened here were
like with Downs getting hurt, we kind of started valuing AD like
he has this, he's the number two.
He has a shot to displace Pitman and kind of ignoring Downs when
the early camp stuff was like it's Downs with Pitman, not with
AD and a DS like competing for #3 with Alec Pierce and.
Downs might actually be the number one was like the the
conversation and now you can get him cheaper than AD and he might
play in League One. Like because he got hurt so
early, he's not actually hurt for like 4 weeks into the
season. So I, I think if you like the AD
play, you definitely like Downs. I I love downs.
Man, I. I think he's like I thought.
He was awesome and some of his numbers last year aren't great,
but he played hurt the second-half of the season.
Tracking it week to week for the walkthrough and stuff.
I was like, this dude seems to be like joint wide receiver one
right now with Eddie Mitchell. And then he gets hurt the
following week. And so you're like, it was this
real? I don't know.
But not with Eddie Mitchell, with Pitman.
But I mean, part of it for me too is I think Pitman is really
overvalued. We're kind of assigning him a
lot of the volume that I'm not sure he ends up getting.
And so where does that volume go?
And downs is the cheapest way to play the volume not going to
Pitman. So I like it a lot.
He was great now. Mitchell used to be cheaper than
Downs and now? Downs is cheaper than Mitchell
and it's like. It it's always, it's always the,
the these injuries in. Pre season that just throws guys
3-4 rounds down below when it's just like you know you don't
need these guys maybe till week 1516, right?
So Johnny went the guy I was saying I liked.
People are talking about they, they.
Only have 4 wide receivers there that they kept, which is, you
know, definitely bullish for like Malik Washington and stuff.
But like seems pretty good for Jono too.
You know, he's yeah what's never going to be.
He was like splitting with Smythe.
There's reports he's. Splitting with Smythe but I mean
like my as a. Backer I'm hoping for like 65%
round participation and a really high targets per outrun like
that's that's the play and I'm the other part of it is their #3
receiver last year at like 350 yards it was Smythe.
And and like, I think ATN, if someone emerges as a third, I
think it's ATN because they really want to use him in the
passing game. It's like he's now maybe the 4th
and then Odell comes back. I just have a hard time with
such a concentrated offense. Kiseki did some stuff, you know,
he did a while back. Yeah, yeah, two years ago.
Like he he and it's Kiseki. He's not.
Very good, you know. So there could be.
I mean Smythe is like and now listen, I drafted him on draft
DraftKings, but he is like a a literal lineman.
Yeah, you guys want to hear something crazy?
So Dianna Rossini tweeted. This a.
Little bit ago, the 49ers were, hang on, I was just going to say
only were willing to trade Brandon IU if they could get a
top flight wide receiver to replace him.
They offered a third round pick to Denver for Cortland Sutton
and then they would have been willing to deal IU to the
Steelers, but the Broncos declined the offer.
Here's the chance Sutton goes to San.
Francisco. And Iuke.
But Peyton was like no third round picks not enough for
Sutton. Interesting.
Is it that crazy? That would have been nuts.
He must really be. Marvin the copium.
I would have had. For my Troy Franklin and.
Marvin Mibs bags if that happened.
Would have been insane all right.
Everyone throw a number up. All right, you got to grab.
Estimate man I was into him I like.
Estimate, yeah, estimate coming back to us here is.
Is really nice wide. Open on the second one.
Well, I said maybe one of them will come back.
So we did get one so. We got to take him it.
It's just a must. I mean, we were about that's
estimate, yeah. Estimate, yeah.
So. Now we have.
The Four. Purple there and for me the the
upside is either three or five. I think 5 is like not.
What he feels like he is. And we already have.
Bowers I I don't. It's like Colby Parkinson to me.
Feels like janu. On the Rams, but do you worry
about having puka and taking Colby?
Let's take estimate here. I kind of, yeah, let's take,
let's take estimate. I kind of like those pairings.
Like the DK Metcalf fan, the puka Parkinson.
I just think there's ways like the whole offense smash is
great, you're good or Cooper cup gets hurt, JSN gets hurt like
whatever it is like then the entire bet also looks so much
better. I like wolf angle.
What about Kraft? Kraft.
I like Kraft too. Just taking that roll over I.
Just threw 1/5. Name it, but it doesn't need to
leave it. Who is it?
I just, I just think Kraft is. Competing with Musgrave.
So hard for targets. They have like 5 wide receivers
there. It's just, yeah, he's unlikely
to just win it. That's probably true.
Whereas. Whereas who has it?
I would defeat on Parkinson if fan is boom bust.
And Bauer's. Just, you know, is a little slow
to start. Like Parkinson could be that
guy. You started with it earlier.
I'm I'm into it. And and then and then.
You know what we can do is. Is we can add the guy who I just
added, Obviously we don't need. Him, and you don't have to.
Take a But he does visit Stafford.
Yeah, it's Stafford. That's I mean we, don't we.
Don't have to say his name, but it's pretty obvious.
I think I just saw it pop up after I said that there.
There is one element to consider with a second quarterback.
Late and that's we do get to do the take a peek with Hertz.
So like if for some reason he had a down game, we could just
have another crack at it and then you know you just cut that
quarterback anyways. But it is kind of like a bad on
it. Did we?
Yeah, but all my favorite quarterbacks.
Aren't starting week. 1. Yeah, that does negate the.
The taken Yeah. Crack what?
I heard Crack Rock had the scoop that Drake May was starting.
Yeah, So crack. Rock what?
Happened. What's going on here?
That I I was, I Oh. I forgot to tell you this.
I was. Completely trolling you, Pat.
That was all you I've been watching.
You. For fucking all seriousness with
the best ball and the drink. He actually texted me during the
draft. He's like my, my, my brother's a
huge Viking fan, dude. Yeah, 'cause he became a Vikings
insider. The Vikings fans were like
hanging. On your every word, dude.
They were all over message boards.
They're like, I don't know who this crack rock guy is, but he
seems to know something. Well, that's 'cause I had the
fucking juice, man. I had the juice to.
JJ to JJI mean you got to give me some sort of credit for that
man I was before anyone. We're not going to give you
credit if you're posting official scoops just to troll
Pat in a. Roundabout way.
I mean, I appreciate you just like blowing up your reputation
to get a good joke. Off, but I wish.
You know, you would just like text me that he no what I did I
I. Did hear that he took.
Drake May in the fifth round last night and announced that we
were. Going to be announced that Drake
may was starting this morning and then instead we got the
announcement that percent was I got Baker as my quarterback
three. I'll be alright.
I said the over. Under it, I said the over, under
I stand by, I stand by my. Pivot to you were right, Pat.
That percent did not look good enough in the preseason and and
there's in my opinion, no real May did look good enough.
There's no real concern for earlier in the offseason.
I was concerned about 8 or 10 games.
I don't think there's any concern for that.
It's for it's it's like 3-4 or five at worst.
I think, yeah, that. We're getting enough.
May's going to play quick. He's going to.
I've been still taking him today, yeah.
I'm trying to get my bags caught up.
Yeah for sure. I these bags are caught up your.
Bags are caught in ketchup. Wait, So what happened?
You did hear something? Yeah.
He, he's, he just, it's just a matter of time.
Now a matter of time. No, they they did not.
They said they were going to put the.
Pressure on him. I heard they were going to put
the pressure on him and then obviously someone came back and
said we, we don't want to put him out there day one and have
his bell rung. And am I, am I right in thinking
that maybe the coaching staff in the front office aren't?
Totally on the on the same page here.
Yes, totally not on the same. Page completely like the
coaching staff is like protect, protect, protect and the the
owners and the GMs are like play, play, play, play.
So they're going to win. That I'm going to bet on.
Owners MGM Well that that's. That's what I'm saying.
May is going to look like. Shit.
Early and then they're absolutely he's.
He's going to be terrible. It's going to be.
Embarrassing. The fucking Patriot fans are
going to fucking go nuts and it's going to be so much
pressure unless he played well somehow.
But there's going to be a lot of pressure early because it may.
Look better. In the preseason and everyone
knows it. Look.
Everyone knows it. Everyone when when he threw that
ball to Polk. Yeah, I think that Polk, I I
think he dropped it or or or you're talking Baker, Baker, the
one that Baker dropped. OK, the one that Baker, Yeah,
but also. The one that got called back
where it was scrolling. Left, that was at Osborne and
that was. The second one exactly that
that's what they want. They, they want that, just step
back and just let it friggin rip.
But even on the shorter passes, he was way more poised than
Brissette, which was a. Weird thing to watch, like I
watched all snaps for both of them in the preseason.
The 21 year old rookie that is supposed to need to develop
versus this guy who's been a career backup and it's supposed
to be the bridge guy and has played for like 16 and Brissett
looked like the rookie. He threw a pick in the end zone
that. Was a like a.
Late rushed throw into coverage and that was like you don't
throw that in the red zone ever. That's a rookie mistake and and
May was making play after play that was like this dude's a
tenure pro. You look so poised like that's
the word I would describe him as it was.
It was like stark how different it was.
It was it was shocking. Well, that, that's what, no,
that's what they said to me, is the guy.
Doesn't get rattled, but, and that's why I went with his.
They're going to start in week one, but obviously the coach
didn't want to put him in there and give him some sort of ego
thing on day one. I don't know who they're playing
the week 1 or whatever it is, but they're they know they're
not making the playoffs. They have a tough schedule to
start too. Yeah.
So they're just like, let's, let's throw.
Percent out to the wolves. And see how our online, you
know, holds up because if you know that breaks down and may
Terence's ACL and like, you know, something happens to JJ
McCarthy, they would just they would their whole fucking team
is like gone. They literally have the whole
team around this guy. That's why they were so psyched
and they were never going to move.
Off. Where they were in that
position, they wanted a quarterback.
That was from day one. Kraft told me that from day one
that we're taking a quarterback. Yeah.
I mean, it's tough because the offense.
Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, you go ahead.
It it's just frustrating. It's like it's frustrating that
they. Got that pick.
Because I get. From their perspective, but it's
just frustrating. They're like, we can't we
literally can't protect this guy like that.
Well, that's what that's what it is.
They the. Coach.
Literally wants to. See whether they can actually
protect this guy because it's it's like they're they're
diamond, that's their that's their whole team.
I mean, they're going to, they're going to see how the
wide receivers work out. But besides, you know, Drake
May, who, who else do they really have?
Here's my question though, because I've, I've heard this a
bunch. You don't want May to get
killed. Behind that.
Online what, what's going to change?
Is the online going to magically get better by week 8?
Is that, is that what we're banking on?
I think what's going to change is they're just going to get
more pressure's just going. To break thing.
Is more equipped to handle a bad offensive line than Jacoby
percent, but like they. When people defend the starting
Jacoby percent, I don't buy that logic falls a bit of change.
He's not saying what what's going to.
Change to change the decision What?
Like, how does the logic hold?
And the logic doesn't hold. He's still going to have to be
behind the shitty offensive line in week six.
The other thing? Is that when they talk about
protecting, we want to make sure that we're, you know, we're.
Protecting. It's not necessarily may they're
protecting. I think on some level they want
to protect themselves. They're worried about throwing a
rookie out there behind this line. 6 is getting the guy hurt.
They're trying to to get out of this season with jobs as the New
England coaching staff. And to some extent Brissette
helps them do that because the expectations are so low with
Brissette. But I think that there's going
to come a point. Where if Brissette?
And that whole offense just looks like there's they just
have nothing like there's, there's no point even playing
the games. Then the incentives start to
shift for the coaching staff a little bit.
They're like, they need to start showing some life in the offense
because they're going against the the ownership here on which
quarterback to play. So I think pretty quickly the
coaches might start to feel like their best bet is actually to
get May out there too. And and The thing is when you're
not making the. Play offs you can give them
four. Games or or two games or three
games and just you know, you're going to get the the press is
going to come after you. But you have this little buffer
zone of the couple first games where the coach is like, let me
just throw fucking Brucey out there and just see what the fuck
if someone flashes, if Polk flashes, if Baker flashes, if
you know, re Andre flashes. And then that can take some of
the heat when we bring may off the bench.
Like every team when they when they draft the quarterback this
high, they have this certain like protocol that that they
have a whole team around them. It's fucking crazy the amount of
people they hire literally for the quarterback position.
It's like they have six different people trying to to
manage him and they just said fuck it, we're not.
We took percent for a reason. Just put them out there.
We'll deal with it and just let them take the lumps.
And then see, do we have an offensive line?
Do we have wide receivers do? We have a running back.
And then we'll figure it out from there.
And meanwhile, may save The fans are pissed, but the owners, he
can get away with it for a little while and then the coach
can. Keep his job because he can
blame. The first four losses on
Brissett, right, Right. It gives them an opportunity to
to provide hope. Halfway through the season, it's
a. Hope switch exactly and they and
they loves. If they can get those vibes and
be like, you know, the the fans start training Drake, Drake,
Drake, Drake and then he comes in and, you know, throws 2 bombs
to Polk and Baker and all of a sudden, you know, apps are alive
again. So that that's what we're going
to go. And at least it doesn't look
like it did with percent. Like you almost get like those
expectations set. Super duper low.
A fascinating thing they asked Belichick on.
I think it was on when he's doing like one.
Of the Pat McAfee shows or something about the bone Nix
decision and his opinion was you don't go back on the rookie.
So if, if, if he's like Sean Payne's going to make the
decision. If Bonex is ready, he'll start
in week one. But if he does, you roll with
him. And I wonder if Jaude Mayo is
consulted with him at all or anything.
But like, like you guys are saying like that, that hope
switch, like it it makes a lot of sense to delay and then make
that that decision. Because once you make the
decision, there's no putting the genie back in the bottle.
There is not. Yeah, right.
And they don't. And if he breaks like you?
Know that bum on The Jets, Zach Wilson you know they they they
don't want to do that his. Ego they're.
So into the mental aspect of the game that they have coaches that
deal with just his mental ability, but they say he's just
cool as a fucking cucumber and can Chuck it.
OK, here we go. Sounds great.
All right, we have, we have two picks because these are our
last. Non kicker.
And defense picks, I actually would be into Theo here.
It's an upside swing to. Me, this is like a quarterback
tight. End.
Combo. I I agree so on on the QB.
I mean, is it 4? Or five.
I want to set we're we're on the clock so we can speak freely,
Sir, I, I think. Gino.
I like Gino. Gino has the.
Potential to be a way more fun. New offense, right?
In a way, that can be so Stafford's on the road Week 1,
the whole point is. The take a peek.
He's on the road at Detroit. Like, yes, Dome, but not super
great. Seattle's home versus Denver
week one. Like if if it hurts puts up 20,
we might like just start Gino. Like that's a sick spot.
Yeah. Take Gino, take, take Gino.
Go ahead. Just click them.
OK, beautiful. We had eight seconds, so I just
clicked them there. I I'm good with whatever.
Tight end you guys want we've done Theo, Pat, I.
I just like, do you? Is he?
Sean's really out on him. I'm, I'm quoting Sean and I'm
not even quoting him well, but I know he's.
Like he thinks he's. Like a horrible prospect.
Do you have like a prospect? He's just, it's just the tight
end is kind of difficult to prospect and he has like one of.
The he has the best rats like, you know, 10 rats.
And he was, I don't know, he was like having this weird role in
Penn State, but like, oh, he's super athletic.
He's super athletic and he's he's.
Repping with the ones he looks to have.
Carved out very quickly the number one receiving role.
I expect like 50% round participation in week one, but
you're hoping that he like ramps up very quickly.
So it's a nation in battle athletics.
I think I'd be Disley because they're the Roman offense is.
Tight and focused. And I'd be fine with Disley too.
Yeah, what do you be? I'm good.
I don't have a strong opinion. Crack, you take the tight.
End this lead This lead. This lead, this lead, Oh my God,
we had one second left. We got.
We had Mayer. At the top of the queue.
I put Michael. Mayer in No, no, I clicked this
lead. I clicked.
It you clicked it OK, Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it worked because we had one second.
Left we were talking I didn't realize we.
Were expected because I don't think Theo gets drafted.
He did well. Mayer was like.
A literal handcuff We. Were talking about we never
draft handcuffs. But we handcuffed well, the the
mayor stuff like. If Brock like was still.
Crickets on the. Practice front.
I do think taking Mayer with because like you would feel
really good about starting Michael Mayer if Brock Bowers is
out. Oh, this is a great comment.
No clip for Disley. You guys might not.
Know this but. You dub?
That's AU dub. I didn't even know that.
That's AU dub. Oh, that's sweet.
We need a. Distal clip, Yeah, wow, that
that was since we were. Picking so fast.
That we've done this two hours nice such raft wasn't.
I mean, that was just pretty easy.
We didn't struggle that hard. The first six rounds were as
tough as it gets crack. But honestly, a little.
Bit ago, Nez said. This is the fit your your guys.
Is. My favorite of your guys's main
events or whatever. I'm saying that horribly.
And I I was looking at I was like, I really like this team.
This is a fun ass team. It's a fun team.
Yeah. I I think the, the Zach.
The Zach. Moss, Addison.
Right there at 9:10 was That's a great turn.
Loughlin at 11 was great, yeah. That was great dude.
The the estimate slide like really pulls together.
The running backroom too. I mean, we were the only running
back Estimate was the only running back to go in 15.
You went from Gibson to Cam Akers.
Otherwise after that, like I like Cam Akers as a speculative,
but like Estimate, man there is is awesome to squeeze in really
nice, really nice. Yeah, especially when Will
Shipley and. Herbert were the only.
Ones that went that people were taking defenses.
Yeah, yeah. So here's our team.
We'll be doing kicker defense the last two.
Picks. We got Jalen Hurts and Gino at
quarterback. We got our 6 running backs
Gibbs, Jalen Warren, Zach Moss, Jalil McLaughlin, Antonio
Gibson, Audric estimate an old school like almost pass catching
specialist tilted running backroom there Kukunakua, DK,
Metcalf, Devante. Smith.
Brian Thomas, Jordan Addison, Jerry Judy at wide receiver and
then we did for the people crank purple Brock Bowers at the top
and then Noah fan, Colby Parkinson and Will Disley feels
like what we had to do with crack rock guys.
It feels great. It it this was funny.
That's. His solid draft.
Coming out. I mean, there's depth.
There's depth everywhere and top.
You know. We did.
I mean obviously Puka's the biggest, but if if puka comes
anywhere. Near what he did last.
Year, I mean, and if Gibbs can turn it on, I mean, from the 12
spot, I'm sorry, 12 is hard. And we did fucking yeoman's
work, man. That's the value we got.
Again when you got to your cutting rounds of the cutting
rounds. And we don't have to cut Jordan
Addison. We don't have to cut McLaughlin.
We may cut Judy, that's for sure.
Judy's going to be an easy cut. Yeah, fan Fan will be an easy
cut. Gibson will be a cut.
As Yeah, so we'll cut. Yeah, you're right.
We will. Cut all the but.
You know, the the thing about the the Broncos, and I take a
lot of. Jovante.
But he it's not just going to be Javonte.
So you've got we've got the two cracks at one of those two backs
is going to matter. It's possible that both of them
end up being kind of interesting.
But like there's we've we've definitely saved ourselves.
We got one roster spot for sure out of those two.
Well, the yeah, it's nice. Like Mclaughlin's going to have
a stand alone role and then. Estimates.
The huge. Contingent upside swing, yeah.
And that's, that's 11 and 15, right, I mean.
That that that's all you can ask for in those rounds.
I agree. Crack.
You talk about best ball brain. Here this is.
This is. What best ball brain looks like?
Titan 4 over Tolbert with the Philly correlation in week 17.
So sometimes this is my fault to not let people know how this
format works. Titan 4 Distley over Tolbert
with the Philly. The week 17 correlation does not
count for more week 15 correlation when?
The Eagles go against Jalen Warren just as important as the
Week 17. This is a Sprint.
It is 15/16/17 total point. You also have to know when to
start these guys. You don't get Jalen Tolbert's
one random spike week just put into your lineup.
You have to put these guys in your lineup.
So it's a very different format as.
Far as how you play. Correlations and needing to have
the clarity of when to start these guys.
I I couldn't agree more. I mean.
Jalen Tolbert, really. You're going to, you're going to
give us, I mean this Lee, conceivably.
Who else? Who else did they sign?
Hayden Hurst. Hurst, yeah.
But you know, Hurst dealt with. Concussions and stuff.
And. Isn't you?
Know, yeah. That's this is one where I'm
going. To I'm going to become the
contract guy, but. Will Disley got. 10 + 1,000,000
guaranteed and Hayden Hurst got nothing.
Will Disley got a multiple year deal.
Hayden Hurst got a one year deal.
Like I think it's 1,000,000. I mean it's it's a it's a the
biggest gulf you could have. It's one year 1.125 for Hayden
Hurst, who's 31, and Will Disley got a three-year deal with.
So this is 1,000,000. Is all fully guaranteed 3 or 14?
$1,000,000 deal. This the 1,000,000 can't be
right. I think I thought he got 10
million fully geared. But they're also in that, in
that hardball, you know he's going to play.
He's going to love to use his tight ends and if Herbert's
banged up, they're going to play it even down even more so
they're even going to check down.
And then the the Parkinson is who was the other tight end
there? Is he Davis Allen?
Is the other guy healthy and Hunter Long?
What's what's Higby's status? He.
He tore his ACL. He.
Really tore up his knee, Yeah. And he tore it up in the
postseason. It was in January the whole
year. He can.
Miss like the whole, it's like a, it's a really hard timeline.
It's only been eight months basically.
So, so you're basically telling we have the, we have the Rams #1
tight end. That's more likely, yeah.
That's why we took them, I think, Gordon Rodriguez said.
That they're going to rotate. Them some.
But. Like.
Paul Parkinson's in the driver's seat.
Disney, by the way, has 10.34 million fully guaranteed, so he
he seems like the driver's seat of of the Chargers as well.
The other thing? And.
I know this sounds like a meme at this point, but like you're
going to get really? Good information about Disley
right, like if he's leading that team significantly in snap
you're that's the whole that's the whole point.
I I think that's the big thing between this and best balls
like. Yeah, in Best Ball, if you find
out that Will Disley has a 70% round participation, 75% round
participation in week one, you go, God damn it, I should have
taken more Will Disley. But right in in this you can go,
oh, I'm glad I I'm glad I took some Flyers on him.
And if he doesn't have that, if Parkinson runs 55% of the
routes, we're throwing him back, you know, if he's going to split
with Davis Allen, but we're going to get all this
information. And then it's like in these
leagues like these tight ends that have roles, they all get
snapped up. They're they're some of the most
popular waver wire editions. It's like, oh man, this guy's
starting to have a role. This guy's starting to have a
role. He gets at it for like 100 and
10 bucks or whatever. Exactly.
I mean, look at the pick up at Dalton Schultz last year.
After everyone cut him, let's let's talk some kickers and
defenses because we're about to. Land this, Yeah.
So we're landing it. I always like the the team that
scores the most points for kickers.
Me too. I like the players who score the
most points around here. That's.
Usually no, I mean. I mean, it's the highest scoring
team, so. I'm just saying, San.
Francisco is going to score more points.
Or Cincinnati. I like San Francisco.
Moody. Yeah.
Moody's good. Yeah, you know.
Steven will also settle for field goals.
This is the thing. Like he's not like a.
Necessarily a. High go for it kind of coach.
That's true. I like that.
Can we? Cut Gino after the take a peek.
If if. Hertz does, Really.
Well, and the Philly D does bad. We could cut Gino and and add
yeah, yeah, I think that I think that's a that's a great move.
So let's do it so. Philly and Moody, Yeah.
Unless there's. Another take a peek defense.
That's better. Philly's the the defense.
All. Right, so let's just the other
one. AC and Baltimore both went.
OK, so. Green Green Bay would be the
other option. You're definitely.
Moody, right? Moody.
No. Yeah.
Moody and. Yeah, I think it's the Eagles
let me look at. Their sack rates real.
Quick Jalen Hurd, the. Chat's going.
Crazy for the bears. The Bears.
Jordan. So the Bears are home versus
Levis Week 1. But then they go on the road to
the. Texans so, but it would just be
a stream play versus the Titans week one.
I think we take the peek. Take the peek is nice.
We actually know what they. Score and.
Then we can use that or. Not that seems better.
I like that too. Philly.
Let's do Philly, yeah? Take the D Oh, you know what?
We. Definitely wait wait.
Wait, don't click it. Yet wait so.
We have Hertz. We're we're we're cutting Gino
if Hertz does bad, which means do we want Green Bay?
I'm too drunk to figure this out.
It's not perfectly correlated by they go against one of the two.
Cracks at seeing how the. Eagles do.
Yeah, I think they can both. Get there.
But like if Hertz? Bombs.
It means that Green Bay's defense did good.
Which means we don't need to drop.
So we can, we should do eagles. I know what you're saying.
We should do eagles. We should do eagles.
We don't want to. We don't want to start.
Against our own quarters, no, we got.
Two seconds there was. There was a logical answer
there, I feel. Like but I couldn't get there.
I think maybe the. Logical answer was the Packers
actually. I think you were right.
I think the Packer because it's. One of these two will do well.
No, I don't think. I don't think there's that
directly correlate. The egos can smash.
And the Hertz and the D can smash together like, that's not
crazy. Yeah, the Hertz and D smashing
together is actually fairly high because you just want.
To pass, that's what I mean. But yeah, we already have the
the Smith. Contingency built in.
Well, I don't think the bearish defense is being drafted.
If if you. I'm not sure which it is.
One of them, you're right, you're with me.
There's something. Here I'm right.
I I'm with you and that. There's a right?
Answer here and neither of us knows what it is.
I I I'm too fucked up to even just.
Even think about. Fucking defense correlation.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
You guys are fucking in you. You were the one that asked us
to put on our DFS caps at the top.
Of the show, buddy. Well, you guys, by the way, that
worked you guys. It fucking worked.
You're fucking welcome, dude. I mean.
Imagine what would have happened if we didn't put.
On those hats you had the fucking.
Best. I mean, you had those best ball.
Brains like it was fucking. I mean, I get mad.
I feel like I'm shot, man. I mean I feel them shot without
worthy. And it's like Rice is still
playing Hollywood's coming back. I mean, I I love the speed, but
I mean, how much worthy can you have dude?
And didn't they just sign Juju? I'm shocked using that matter.
Worthy was not it if. If juju, yeah.
It was just a bad pick I think the answer to the the the.
Defense thing was the Packers because the idea.
Is you have you have Smith, you use him.
If Hertz is terrible, in which case you got a good defensive
score, like Pete said, it's not an obvious, but likely you got a
good defensive score. If Hertz is really good, then
you cut Smith to replace the Packers defense who got Hertz?
Well, we get a wave, we get a waiver wire before the season
starts, right? So couldn't.
You can see the other option is the Packer like the the Hertz
and Philly D could both be good together can.
I ask about the Walrus. So do you have two blends?
That like pair well together. Is that the idea?
Yeah, I do. I do a little of the.
Indigo mix with a little lisativa that's pretty no yeah,
I do a nice little I do a nice little hybrid that's is is San
Diego treating you right yeah yeah, San Diego's going great
we're. We're enjoying joined parent
life little 5 month old now or almost almost five months and
Pete, how old is your little girl not?
Allowed to say almost. 21 months old.
She's 20 month old. But that's a.
Lot to say almost five. This wasn't this wasn't on the
stream yesterday, but we get off the.
Stream. And so so.
We're talking about our kids and stuff and he's like, Pete, how
old's April now and you go almost 21 months and she just
goes so 20 months. I wasn't going to give her the
credit for in. Nine cents of the way there and
and who? Who came up with the Family
Feud? That was the the the production
team came to me and they had this.
Idea and I was like I said to them, I said Matthew and Nick
and Lou, I was like, that's way too much work to be my busiest
time of the year. There's no fucking way.
And they said I got you dog. Let's let's make this happen.
So they made it happen and multiple people said Pat said in
a Discord message that it might have.
Been his favorite stream of all time and then Silva said
elsewhere that it might have been the most fun he's ever had
since he joined the the fantasy space.
And I felt the same way. It was an incredible blast.
I I want to play Family Feud. We got to get.
We got to get crack on team, ship team.
For Family Feud, we got to get a five man team.
Next year, yeah, we can do four man.
Yeah, yeah. Also Just Cause.
How did you? Do the buzzer.
How did you do the buzzer? How did you do the buzz?
We just. Said Buzz.
Someone was like. Yeah, that's the next.
Thing we got to up in the production value, I just was
like, I can't even think about this level of this old buzzers
and there could be a ship chasing sound and DTR sound.
And we press in the mic. That's a pretty good two
different sounds that you can tell them apart.
But there's so many kids. Toys that that would.
Work for that too, like that would be definitely.
Doable. Well, ideally.
We've come up with a sound that sort of represents each brand
somehow, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or some price you got to get that prices right like.
The, you know, womp womp or the well, we can maybe get like a
hasta La Vista. Yeah.
Or you could have Dave. Davis, I've been.
Shot. You know I've been shot, David.
Not getting Xavier Worthy in a draft was like getting shot.
Any draft where I get sniped on? Xavier Worthy the next one I
play mini men as it starts. Mini men wish death upon me
blood. In my dog and I can't see.
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be and trying to
take my life away. It's what I imagine getting
shots. I feel like I can't imagine a
worse. Outcome for my day.
I don't cry no more. Don't look to the sky no more.
Many men. Many, many, many, many, many
men. Wish them for me.
Davis. I'm going.
To I'm going to ask a. Question that I'm terrified.
To know the real answer. Is this the earliest you've
drafted Xavier Worthy? Yeah, 4.
Oh my God, there's a part of that.
Clip at the end that's like. Underappreciated.
And rightfully so, because there's so many.
Incredible things. So that that last part is from a
swell cast draft and Davis takes Mahomes at pick 35 and the guy
goes Kelsey Rice on the turn and Davis is laughing and then just
completely serious, just clicks Xavier Worthy and just like,
doesn't even like he's just completely unfazed.
Just boom. The guy that turned.
With. Kelsey Rice and he.
Could have got worthy of the whole next turn.
Potentially. And he's just like. 40. 2 I've.
Never seen. Love like that?
That is pure. That is pure love.
It is pure man. It is pure.
He needs he. Needs to be part.
Of the master drafters list. This is what?
This is my new idea. Compiler master drafters like
you got to be an elite master drafter and then start start
with James Matic on this. No, I want to.
Start with you 3. And then you can get that,
David. Cook last night?
No, but I won't. I want I want to get like.
You know a. You know that you.
You have to, you know, you know, you know, come to Pete with a
resume and say I want to be a part of the NASA drafting list.
And then I'm going to contribute fun and just sponsor all.
What are we doing besides just gatekeeping?
Who's good at drafting? What is the Yeah.
Well, the point is to get a master fun and just have all.
You know, you guys get a free ride, you're sponsored, you know
what I'm saying? People, people are hosting a
draft tournament. You just keep drafting and like.
Davis said he's giving. Away what, 5%?
Of what is he doing giving away 5%?
I think we're, I think we're all sponsoring Davis's portfolio so.
A literal cabal Adam in the. Chat a literal cabal.
That's perfect track, rock. How did how did we get it?
How did? We get on your radar.
You slid into our DMS. Once, right, Because you were
part of the FFPC cabal when we were the outsiders.
Exactly. I was part of the Hummer doll,
the old school. You know, boomers there.
But then when Twitter was good and I used to actually like when
your feed used to have just, you know, arguments about handcuffs
and shit like that, you know, that's where I saw you guys and
I was like, these guys are fucking hysterical.
And then I watched the fucking ship chase and I'm like, I got
to fucking get it in on. These guys are fucking so
fucking funny and I would love to just come on and get baked
and just draft with these guys. So then I slipped into, I
slipped into Pete's. Yeah.
More interested in the first part than the the latter part
lately. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
But I just. I just found that.
You guys were just so, well, I, I just found Pete.
He's just so fucking funny. You just fucking.
You could have just kept it, you guys you didn't have, Yeah.
I wasn't even a. Partnership chasing then, but I
liked being included. No, but then but.
But do you remember when Twitter was was like fun like your your?
Feed used to be just yes, yes Twitter, you know you know I
fucking argue about the. Fucking.
I don't know fucking who the Pittsburgh fucking handcuff was
at the time, and someone would just come after me and we'd just
go back and forth. Yeah, exactly.
But now it's just, you know all. Just fucking Q.
And A shit. And, you know, fucking Elon.
Last time I let you cook, we got in trouble.
Yeah, you can cook. Just say to.
Yourself a little. Bit buddy so.
What? So how's how's the YouTube?
Channel coming. Is it?
Is it progressing nicely underdog me They're they're
doing they're going to give me money and let me do Are you
going to start streaming You're you're at info.
Through and out for Underdog. They're going to give me a
promo. Code and you know.
Make some picks. So.
I'm going to code. Is it crack?
Yeah, crack rock. Wow, you guys got a pro code?
Now sign up. Like with Crack Rock.
What? Yeah, it's just where.
Where are you going to stream these drafts?
And it's, you know, we got literally BBS.
No, great. No, no, they want they they want
me to make. No, no, they're not.
We're not going to do drafts. We just want me to make picks
coming into the the season, you know, we're doing overruns like
you guys do and shit like that. Like you.
You say like I was just golfing with the Vikings brass.
You'd. Take the Addison over because
he's going to be on the field earlier around.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm I'm playing with fighting
brass in their. Sons their, their, their, their
sons are both. They both work for the Vikings
too, and they're incredible golfers.
By the way, Josh N saying sign up with Crack Rock.
Amazing. Yeah.
When are you going to start? Because you you had told.
Us like you had been. Resistant to the best ball stuff
and then you're like. I got to get in on it.
Are you finally capitulating?
Well, the I didn't do any to dress because.
The IT was just too much you guys watching you guys do it and
just seeing you guys taking like wide receivers in the third,
fourth round it it just were like, I was like, what is going
on? I just my brain just could not.
It's so upside down. It's so much different than than
managed. But next year I just, I just
think the guy, some guy from Underdog reached out to me and
it was just really cool. And I was like, fuck yeah, I'll
do it. Who reached out to you, if you
don't mind doxing their name? Brandon OK, nice, nice.
He. He.
Liked the cut of your? Jib.
Scenes your scoops so we got to get this guy on the on the
squad. I yeah, he likes the scoops and
then and then I see all. The the fucking Oh, sorry, never
mind. Take that back.
Well, all the all the great streaming.
They're they're doing all sorts of, you know, waiver wires.
They're they're like, they're like copping you on waiver wire
Mondays and ask me any things you're going to get in the
Reddit. How about we need a crack rock
AMA? That would be an epic AMA.
Oh my. God, do you write crack rock or
do you do someone who like dictates something in written
form to an intern and then they write it?
No, I write. I love writing.
I think AMA streets that would be awesome.
Yeah. Where?
Where can I get in there? I love the.
AKA streets man. Can I oh the?
AKA I think they asked me anything now, AMA.
Yeah, A KAAMAAKA AM A Yeah, right.
Yeah, I I used. To do that on Twitter, where
people would. Yell at me.
But like, don't I, I forget who it was Gil's or something was
like, you're just you're just trying to get cloud and and
followers. I'm like, I'm just helping some
people out on who they would want to fucking pick and
whatever change. We absolutely love you.
Anyone who's on Twitter? Is trying to get followers.
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
Of course, yeah. I I don't go on Twitter and the
rule and Pete's point. That the second part of that
rule is then there's always haters and the.
Haters are the people that can't get followers.
And so then they're like you're, you're all like, as soon as you
start getting any attention, there's people that are like,
why are you getting attention? Because I oh, OK, that makes
sense. That makes sense.
I didn't put two and two. Together.
But there's a lot more people that love Crab Rock.
His other jealousy, yeah. No, I I mean watch.
Watch Rod. Stewart saying cranking purple
and and just seeing that family feud today, I'll tell.
I was literally I almost peed in my pants.
It was so because the last one was Flake.
And I was just like. Why do they?
Are they? I'm like, there's no zingers
yet. Really.
That hit me. I'm like, I know Pete has a
zinger. Somewhere I'm like, I know.
He does. These are these were actual poll
results, man. They're this was the audience.
Come on, These these weren't. We.
We sent. We actually.
Sent a survey. Around in the ship.
Chasing Discord? The ETR discord.
And then ranked. Them we were trying to get real
responses. Well let me help.
Let me help out your discord man.
Is it? Is it?
I don't know, is discord going? Well.
I I want to help. I mean, right now I'm looking at
retirement. Right now I'm going I'm serious.
You want to be an intern for Pete to help with the.
Discord. Is the full.
Circle for crack. This is this would be the
circle. No, this is this.
Is just for. Shits and giggles man.
I need something fun to do. Man, this is you.
You'll pop in the discord occasionally.
You you'll pop in there. Yeah, no, I go in.
There, I got Steph in there. She loves me.
I love Steph. She's she seems like she's.
Fucking great. At Helping Waivers.
Beautiful Yosh. Your.
YouTube going well earlier. Oh yeah.
Oh. No, it's the full boomer.
OK, Boomer. Man, there's no one more Gen.
X than me, David. I mean, that's the definition
of. I mean.
I only found I mean the YouTube stuff I I guess when I.
Follow. You you know that that led me to
to Liam and and and Ron and those guys and then to watch it
and then to hear him say let's crack some purple now.
I, I mean I'm literally just fucking I can't believe it.
It's fucking unbelievable. I I want to load.
I did. Load this clip.
In for people who missed it. Let's watch.
Ship chasing earlier with the The Crack Rock question for
Family Feud. Here we asked 100 sweaty
basement dwelling virgin fantasy nerds what is crack rock best
known for? Best buzz cranking purple
Cranking purple of. Course, a huge part of the
brand, the number two most popular.
Response at 43, Pat, we're going to go to Daigle now for his
response. Can you get the number one here?
I was going to say Mar Lago, I can't give it to you on this
one, that is. Incorrect Crane.
Went so now it is to Davis. What is crack rock best known
for? Breaking news brother.
This is the answer we were looking for number.
One political insider. Crack rock breaking news with
hit and miss results. Ben Gretch What is crack rock
best known for? Three 4-5 and six still
available weed dispensary smoking.
That's an awesome guess, the #3. You guys are knocking this out
of the park. I'm going to keep it in the in
the weed, you know, I'm. Going to go Bobby Trees over
Cooper Cup that is of course #5 Woods over cup for people not.
Familiar the year Cooper Cup broke out the we were doing a
draft with him. Pat, Gretch and myself all
wanted Cooper Cup. He wanted Robert Woods and we
all know how that turned out. I'm going to go.
I don't know how to phrase JJ McCarthy the the Vikings.
Are going to take JJ McCarthy. Vikings.
Ownership. I don't know.
I don't know the right way to phrase that.
Just JJ McCarthy, you, I'm, I'm giving it to you because you
said Vikings ownership. Number six is friends with NFL
owners. That was my guess.
We are down to Gretsch. You guys have three cracks to
get this. Right.
No. Pun intended.
What is crack? I've got a good guess.
Best known for All right, let's. I'm going to say being a flake,
not flying out to Vegas. Let's.
Go. Let's go.
What would you? Thought watching that crack rock
for the first time I. Mean it's just.
It's just the funny. It's the funniest.
Fucking shit, I've ever fucking. Seen man?
It is. I'm telling you I'm fucking
crying, man. And then no.
Would you say a? 120 Virgin.
Basement. He had so many of those, but
that was the best one and it was on the one.
That works best with Eclipse, so it's really perfect.
I mean it it really it? Really is.
Which is I I can't that that content needs.
To be far and. Wide.
I mean what's so funny about that too is like, so being in
the ETR and ship. Chasing.
Discords like the ETR discord who's very familiar with like
your persona from a distance knows the like political
insider, that stuff and then the ship chasing one.
They're the only ones to know about the flake thing that's
like super specific to you not coming to Vegas.
And I love that Gretch was able to pull that well, that yeah,
Greg. Greg is a super fucking genius.
I don't know what he got in his SAT.
But it it was definitely clearly in the math section.
I think he got an 800 because I got an 800 on my math Sats also.
And your I got a 780. I got a yeah and.
And I can write So what I did I actually cheated on my Sats.
I finished the math section early.
And you know you're not allowed to.
Go back to the English section. I would go back to the essay
questions on the English section and answer them.
I did not think we were going to get to crack cheating on his
Sats tonight. I did, I did.
I totally did. But that fucking shit onto.
The family. Feud.
Is just. And I did a thing with Daigle.
Daigle's great. Also.
He he he is such a fucking I'm. I'm so glad he's doing well now.
Is he? Who do you hook up with?
What? What?
ETR.
Yeah, I mean ETR And you guys give out.
Just. I mean, it's scary because I.
See it in our. Draft in drafts when I do it all
your guys like fucking moved up the board, I swear.
To fucking. God on RT, because obviously
Dwayne and those guys are are doing RT stuff and and trying to
help them. That's what that's what we need
to do is to buy them and have you guys.
Run it. Once you guys run it on site,
well. You said.
You're the one who's closer. To retirement, so that might be.
Kind of in your court on that. Yeah, I'm, I'm thinking, I'm
really thinking about that. But underdog?
Is just is is is is so big right now and best fall is so but you
got you got your waiver wire. You know Steph does a great job.
So you guys are all set on that. Yeah, I we're what we're worried
about is you trying to poach her.
That's kind of that's. Kind of what we're worried
about. Well, you know, I, I actually
thought about it. Come on, man, I, I, I totally
did. I was going.
To I was going to offer. His money because she she.
We were talking in the discord and then I, I know she was
saying like she was saying like she likes to party and stuff.
And I was like, oh man, if I poached that the fucking guys
would fucking tear me. They'd literally tear me a new
one if they didn't do their way. Yeah, you wouldn't be on this
dream next year, buddy. You're going to pay her.
So much that she does. Ours too.
That's that's the. Only oh.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. No, it's.
It's. It's this draft was fun, but
Steph, Steph is go. It is fun, but we're no we were
talking. I was getting about smoking and
shit and she was, she was laughing and then and then
there. Was a couple.
Guys in there who were just so funny also who just love and
then they just started it. And then Drew Davenport
yesterday with that guy smoking, had the bong with all the.
Oh yeah, yeah, I was like and then.
And then Pete's now. Doing the weed.
Guy, he's like, yeah. Mom, he did.
He's on the 8th room, but he had to fucking smoke a jacket off
and he had to fucking I, I would pay to just like you could just
just fire. Up a live stream.
Every night where you just. Talk about the things that came
across your Twitter feed. I think that would be.
That's what I'm I'm I'm. I'm telling.
You right now I'm moving to Palm Beach.
You have a two-bedroom outside and I'm going to do I'm going to
do a live stream and it's be nice to bedroom.
I have I have someone but honestly like there is so.
Much out there right now like. In terms of content, like having
like a a little like recap crack rock stream of, of like the
happenings over the last week, which is amazing.
Do you ever watch? Yeah, I mean fucking pee.
No, but pee when he was when he the fake smoke, you know, I just
thought there was some old guy. Nobody had the fake.
Yeah, look at that big ass nose. The nose.
Doesn't look as big in that. Photo crack, you got to admit.
Dude, look at all those bowls. Dude, that's.
How you imagine the outside just firing that up and having when
you guys come down and firing that up.
I mean, I need that. That looks awesome.
I mean, I mean, that does look fucking.
Awesome. And that's.
What I that's what I could do is get some get some stream
content. You ever watch Bill Maher club
Random? No, can't.
No. OK.
Well, Bill Maher. He just gets high.
All the time with. His, you know, with his guests
and they get drunk and stupid and it's fucking hysterical and
they just make jokes. But I mean, yeah, no.
Fantasy. Content sounds sounds fun, no?
And I'll have to ask me. Anything you know AKAA?
MA. And and then and then when I'm
down in Palm Beach. I mean, you, you guys, I've I've
been nailing the Trump stuff. I don't care what you say.
I see that fucking orange guy. Oh, again with the cursing.
But can you say orange guy? That's allowed.
Orange guy's fine. No, the the the.
Orange. Guy when he.
Comes in tomorrow or. Lago I mean.
You get I, I got to take one of one of you guys has to come
there. Why not 3?
You get a + 3, but why don't you bring bring the whole crew?
Yeah, no. You should.
I got it. This happens.
Every year this. And I flake on you and you're
like. Going to the.
Dispensary, you come to Vegas. We go down to Mar a Lago and
then you flake. We're always saying, why do you
think I nailed? That question.
You're like, ah, Gretchen. Nailed it.
It's like it's pretty obvious. Yeah.
You're can't. You're fucking 100.
Percent you're 100% spot on. But I am moving to Florida to
Palm Beach and then we can go we can go to the Breakers hotel and
you can sit next to Woody at lunch and find out if that where
where I mean Aaron Rodgers that that did work out pretty well.
That was that was no one no one believes me about that.
But oh, the assassination attempt.
Oh my God, he came back. There was nothing on his ear.
He wasn't even wearing that that, and in that clip, you had
Davis with the thing on his ear like he was.
Oh my God, Pete. You.
You are fucking so. Funny man, Yeah.
No, but Trump's he he is in panic.
Mode. They are in panic.
Mode. They're losing North Carolina
and Georgia now. Kamala fucked him up so bad he
thought he wanted to know he was.
He was in. He thought he'd won.
Literally, I was there about a. Month and a half ago, right
before the Republican convention, and these guys were
like measuring the drapes to, to, to go down and have
everything. And all of a sudden they kicked
you out and and Kamala came in and he is, so is there's like
steam coming through and then his face starts to melt
sometimes when it gets hot. And so it starts to drip.
And then they have a guy come, you know that wall, not a guy
comes and dabs his face with his.
The same stuff Giuliani used. Exactly.
With the hair dye and. Then his hair doesn't move but.
Sometimes it's like like something about Mary when she
puts the cum in her hair and it like sticks up like when the
wind, because they get the wind blows and you know, down to Palm
Beach, all of a sudden they're going to gust the wind and his
hair will stick up straight like the fuck up.
And he doesn't know what's happening and someone comes over
and. Pats it down.
Like a like it's like a live animal or something.
But if you guys have an if you want to get bets in bet Kamala
to win because I'm telling you they're putting money into North
Carolina and Georgia, He's going to lose those states.
North Carolina, yeah, it's looking like they they had a
chance in like. Wisconsin and stuff.
Or maybe they still. Do but.
No, The thing is, they're going to.
She already has. It with the blue.
Wall, the only way he can do it is get Pennsylvania and right
now all the Senate candidates. But the abortion thing is going
to get screwed because I saw the guys the the Monta, the Senate.
Montana. Race is going to make it 5149.
The Republicans are going to win the Senate.
So you can't get abortion legalized, right?
Yeah, the Senate team is pretty unlikely so.
Unless you. Give money to Jon Tester in.
Montana to win the this Senate seat there.
Are you going to buy one of those those trading cards that
he's putting out where you can get a piece of?
The suit the NFTI mean just shows you he's in the middle of
a present. Tennis race.
He's selling $99 NFTS of him playing hoops and like, playing
hoops at the worst. Whatever happened at Top Shop,
it it really, it didn't come back.
Crack. It didn't come back.
Is it dissolve? Top Shop?
I don't think so, no, I think. It's still going technically,
but it's not. It lost the cachet than it once
had. I mean, that thing was hot and
it just died, but the. Best ball, I mean.
Is. It is.
How's the whole underdog progression going?
Are are they? Are they raising more money?
How are they they're they're desperate.
They're reaching out to political insiders to kind of
make this final. Thinking from the coats, anyone
will take one. Yeah, right.
They give, yeah, they are desperate when they reach out.
To. Political insiders you you have
to admit that some of the stuff when I had.
That he was getting. Busted in New York.
I mean, I did have you got that one.
I did have the I did have the lawyers because they contacted
is lawyers first. So I sat, I was sitting next to
the New York lawyers trying to come up with gays.
And then I called you yesterday. I.
Yesterday I called. You, the sex Panther of Adam
Schefters, 6060% of the time you're right every time.
Is that, Is that a fair assessment?
Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I think I'm a
little higher than that. OK, All right, that's fair.
I think I'm a little bit I got, I got New York Trump.
I got the Georgia. Trump.
I got Woody Johnson next to me telling me they're going to fly
in Wisconsin to get Aaron Rodgers.
That was a big one. That was a big one where even
the NFL Network, I don't. Know who got?
Who cut the OR cut or pay? I think it was hoppy.
Sam who? Who?
Who found that? Because those guys from the NFL
Network actually we're talking about here, they were talking
about it, correct? They were talking about it in
the show. And then and then it came.
Through. But The thing is that was.
Again, Hansis and Hansis and Mark Sessler are now part of the
underdog, right? They're with.
Underdogs for a new show? Yeah.
Oh, are they really? I didn't.
Oh, that is part of a new. Show OH.
Man, I I I got to I got to get more involved, Man, I got to
start hanging out with me more. No, but but the I got that one
right and I did have and the JJ to JJI mean I had that from the
horse's map. They did, and that people were
like. No, I said.
JJ to JJ, I'm like, I'm talking to the fucking owners, dude.
I'll give you, I'll give you credit for that one because
there was a lot of like things like.
Shifted over time with what people were saying.
And you, oh, they were strong there, Yeah.
But first of all, they were saying Caleb wasn't going.
To go one they were going to. Trade the pick.
And Washington was going to get it.
And it was like they told me outright first of all, that
Caleb was the number one pick. There was no doubt about it.
And the May Daniel thing was always going to do it.
And that's why New England, when I spoke to Kraft, he just said
fuck, it was like a fantasy trap.
It's like whoever they take it to, we're taking it 3.
I mean, he didn't say that, but you know, he just said we need a
quarterback. And then the Marvin Harrison
thing was easy. And then it was just what the
San Diego was going to do. But then they felt they didn't
need to trade up. And then at the last second they
said we're going to The Jets just so that The Jets hopefully
won't screw us. So remember, they made that last
second move to to bump The Jets up and they, they, they made the
10. Yeah, yeah.
And they flipped, yeah. But.
That was their thinking. Because they love them.
Because. You went to the University of
Michigan. So that was their like their
whole play. They're all about the fans.
They're all about making the fans happy.
When they got that second first round pick, did you was there a
chance at any point? That they were trying to try to
get up and yeah, yeah. But they they just couldn't do
it. Yeah, because that 1-2 and three
was so set. In Stone.
To get them off them like Chicago was like Justin Fields
got what we want, Caleb, no if Ands or buts.
And then the skins were like Daniels was running for like 200
yards in the game. Yeah, we'll take advantage that
is and. Then New England was like, we
got to re, we got. To rebuild and they saw this
stud in North Carolina. You know, what is he 64230 or
something like that? It seemed like New England might
move off. And you actually have insight on
both. Teams and then it from an
outsider's perspective, it seemed like there was a
possibility New England would move out and then they were
deciding between yeah that that that was that was the that was
the untruth new. New England was never moving off
because the top three were set in stone and they just said,
well, do you love Daniels more? You want to get to 2 and like
you can't, you can't two and three.
You can't just it's, it's impossible.
It just costs too much. It like rises exponentially when
you when you on the chart. It's like a geometric rise of
exponential to like the 10th power to get into those top five
picks. So it takes you like multiple
ones. They wanted 3 ones, they wanted
3 ones from the Vikings. They they wanted the two that
they had in the draft and then they wanted the one for for the
next year. And the Vikings, like they're
like, no, we. Can't.
No. Yeah.
So they're like. We're.
We're going to go with Jay. You know, it was like plan.
B And then it was like, all right, how do we figure out to
get JJ here? We got to get JJ.
I just drafted Drake May in a best ball draft and it felt
good. So the Vikings should have.
Traded 3 first for him. They couldn't get there.
They could not get there. I.
Kind of think it would have been.
Worth it? So you you're getting one first
back you're. Giving up the late 1st this year
and you get up next year's. It's two firsts a trade up,
basically. Yeah, two firsts to trade up.
Right, because there's an offset there.
And so, and one was the 27th or whatever, it was 25th.
And and then it's like, how good are you between now and next
year? Which when the Panthers did
this, then they bottomed out and they gave up.
But that's when craft well, it's not Vikings are going to bottom.
Now when Craft he he leaves it to his son.
Now I forgot his name. Jonathan Craft I think it is.
Yeah. Who who runs the team?
But they were like, look, we're we're set.
We're we're not moving. We're taking either may or
Daniels period stop, end of story.
We need a QB. Our fucking team sucks.
Sorry, it's F40, but they were like, look, we need on that
effort. We need.
We need.
We need the generational QB and. And.
There was. No doubt that they were going to
stay there and only way they they were going to get off.
It was some monster picks and the Vikings can do it.
So they're like they thought JJ would be.
Not only great, but. As as a fan pleaser, the fans
love him, the fans wanted him. Obviously a lot of people wanted
to Drake May, but as much as the owners want to make the playoffs
and win the Super Bowl, they want to keep their fans hat
because it's all the merchandising and and the.
Selling they make. More money from the selling of
all the, you know, jerseys and all that that they that's their
like obviously the TV money's huge, but the jerseys and all
that stuff. So the amount of JJ jerseys is
it's just it's a cash machine now there's.
Private equity, they have private.
Equity guys now come to all NFL teams are going to sell 10%
private equity. These guys are allowed to now
buy in. So these owners are now going to
cash out 10% of the team or or likely a billion dollars each to
private equity. So yeah, so that that's and then
it's going to go to 10. Percent and then 20% and then.
Before you know it, you know the ETF is going to be contain.
They're going to they're going to be public companies, except
like Jerry Jones, but it's it's a wild.
That was that was a wild. Draft, but I had it, man.
I had a cold and people, people who were like, I mean, and then
I did go for Chinese food. To the palm.
Beach Country Club and had Chinese food with the owners and
people thought that was a total lie.
Well, you're going to get a chance again next year because
the Patriots are probably going to have like the number one.
Pick, you know, or very high pick anyway, so you're getting a
cancer break and that's and that and that was their point and
that's why they want to and that's.
Another reason why they want to make sure that Drake may gets
through the season, you know, and not get hurt and that's why
they're throwing for set in there, but Drake May is.
They kind of. You know, felt like it's kind of
like Andrew Luck. I mean, you did see him on that
option at the goal line. I sure did.
Yeah. So that's what he can do.
And if they're if. They're going to use them like.
That I mean there's I mean just think about it, when week 14 and
15 and 16 come around, they're going to be quarterbacks for
whole. That's why quarterback to me is
still. I.
Love the late round drafting. Drafting late I think that's the
best strategy the the floor you can get in our.
Draft we just. Did Purdy and golf went like
1415? I mean, you can't tell me I
can't get enough out of those two to to maybe have a floor of
20 while you have we have Hertz at 30.
So I got to make up 10 points, but I didn't draft the
quarterback around 6:00. So that team around. 6.
Pete, did you finish that BBM already?
I got one more pick left. Jacob Sanderson ended up on the.
Left to be in this draft. To be DM Ed me and asked.
Me, if I was multitasking, how do you end up with the same
draft? What's up?
How do you end up? With the same draft with Jacob.
Randomly. Randomly and when he took Malik.
Washington from me. I was hoping I could ask the
Commissioner. To roll that pick.
Back Pete, I just noticed in the. 17th round of one of my
slows. That you and.
I are in the in the in the same draft for the first time.
We are, yeah, in a big eliminator, Pete, not a big.
Eliminator, it's about to finish.
Yeah, Pete, I love the. Lair.
Jersey by the. Way notice it today.
And and also tell me. What's going on with MLB?
Life, I mean, it is not. I mean, yeah, we're doing
baseball now. That's kind of our our big deal.
He's such a fucker. Man.
The wit on this guy's Yeah, we just want the baseball now.
Yeah, we're we're back to Top Shop MLB life.
You don't leave me much Woogler room crap.
I never know, I said MLB. Things are going good, man.
Yeah, I'm. I'm writing the newsletter five
days a week like you said. They're doing, we're doing lots
of stuff on on YouTube, got lots of cool partnerships.
Yeah, man, it's all good. Does Matthew Berry have the box
to buy one of these small? Sites like RT or something like
that. I keep asking to let me audit
his financials. Because he won't let me take a
peek for some. Reason.
Come on, can't you just Snoop in there and just look?
Around just let. Me, check out that account.
Let's see. What we're working with here,
Yeah. Show me the wagon.
No, but are they looking to expand?
Are they looking to do? More.
Stuff than just. You know, yeah, they did acquire
the guillotine platform. Which by the.
Way I'm gonna be doing a guillotine league draft tomorrow
on my YouTube channel with some guys from the deposit Kingdom so
yeah they are they're in acquisition mode.
How does guillotine you lose someone every week?
Yeah. So it's managed the worst team
in the league. Is gone every week so the
perfect format is you have 18 teams for for each week and then
what's fun about it is their entire roster goes into the free
agency pool so like a good team they'll still have like a first
and second round pick that are available so like you you go bid
on Devante Adams in like 2 on the waiver wire so it's pretty
fun I got you so that that makes.
The waiver wire. Right.
So they they. Throw back in and you can churn
out another waiver wire team. I got you.
Yeah. So it's always like, stop
hitting. Yeah, yeah, I put it in.
In 2022 and if anyone wants to get in the league, I'm going to
be writing an. Article for it.
On stealing signals halfway done.
Probably come out tomorrow morning and put some.
You're going to write, you're going to do guillotine.
Awesome. Yeah, nice.
Doing some stuff with you guys. How?
What?
What are the stakes there? What what's the what's the top
stakes there? Oh, it's whatever.
It's whatever you want, so right now they have it.
You can just create. Private leagues.
With any of oh, I see, I see they they are going to be
offering paid leagues. Going for it, I don't know what
the. Timeline is for that, but
hopefully by this time next year we can have some high stakes
guillotine leagues, which would be oh, I see.
So you just want to get the interest going.
So let them have fun with it. Let them play with.
It let them get into it, see how cool how it works.
Nice, nice. Exactly.
And then I see you're doing a couple 5 KS with Leoni, so that
that's on the FFPC. Yeah, we'll we'll be streaming
one of those on Tuesday night. That'll be 7. 30 that's our last
streamed draft of draft season. And then the following Thursday
we'll roll into ship cast as our kind of regular programming.
We'll also be turning the calendar from where are we from
season. I just, I can't believe that's
it. The last stream draft is next
Tuesday. That's crazy.
Yeah. So it's.
Like ADP chasing, they're gonna do a final show Tuesday
afternoon. And then we're gonna do our
final draft stream with Leone and then we go to Vegas.
We come back stat Chasing will kick off the following Tuesday
evening with Draco. And then we had another 5K,
right? You got two.
I think we're. Gonna do the 2nd 5K.
We're gonna be in Vegas. Leone pulled a crack rock and
is. Not going out there so we'll
have to communicate with him over discord.
Oh, oh, I got you. I got you.
He's he's doing it online while you.
Guys are going to be there, Yeah, yes.
But two drafts with Leonie, one of them them streamed.
And then? On the how did RT read do?
You know how RT reached out to Dwayne in there They.
Are they helping? Him there because that 500K
tournament is so soft Taysom hill is a tight end there so and
he goes in like the 12th round. I have like, do do any of you
guys have time to just trap there for me and I'll give you a
free ride on anything. I wish I wish I had time.
I I there's some people that chat who would probably rush to
the. Altar to take you off.
Yeah, but I I need, I need to know their drafting.
Skills. It's like go in the skip chasing
discord, we have a ton of sharp drafters in.
There and get out some peelers. Yes.
OK, that sounds cool. That sounds cool.
Very.
Nice, Very nice. Yeah.
I got the impression that RT is is is pretty soft.
Too from talking. To some people that are playing
over there, well that that's what I'm saying.
Did you get any feedback from Ron or or Liam from?
Maybe I'll reach out to Ron, Liam maybe.
Maybe Liam wants to do it early in the off season.
You could get Malik Neighbors in the 4th and Xavier Worthy in the
10th and. Yeah, I got, listen, I was
talking with those doing a bunch of leagues.
I was like, just keep hammering that.
And they're like, really, I have them like four out of five
leagues. I'm like, just keep hammering
that. And now they're going like way I
got. I got rice, Rice and flowers
5-6. And one I mean, think about
that. I mean rice and flowers.
I was. I was already going zero.
I was already going zero RB. They were they were like that
was I had to take them because they're so running back have it.
It's so boomer for you. You guys would thrive there.
I need. I I need.
I need. To get you.
Guys, I mean, it's just you. It's so much easier, such an
advantage. Yeah, go go on the Discord.
Go on the Discord. I will vouch for I don't know.
90% of the people in there, yeah, that's a pretty good hit,
right? It's a pretty good hit, right?
Yeah. Seems interested.
You can talk to her. Yeah, talk to.
Steph OK. No, I'll definitely talk to
Steph. Is she?
Is she a drafter? Yes, if she's a drafter, come on
crack. OK, crack's ready.
To keep drafting right now he wants something you want to.
You want to do another main event.
Let's do. It right now let's see what's.
Up Did we fire up a baby ember now, Pete?
I don't know. The thing is.
The RT. Has high stakes now.
I pushed them into heart high stakes, so they have 5 KS and 10
KS there. So maybe next year you should
tell Leonie he should do this five KS in RT and not at FFPC.
There's so much sharper in FFPC. It it's night, it's night and
day. So I'm just saying if you guys
ever want to do a 10. K They have them at.
RT now I know are you guys doing it acquire RT sports while I'm
here I'm I'm. Thinking are they selling are?
You just openly trying. To buy them out.
I'm trying to fix this. Openly trying, I'm openly trying
to to buy them out because they're just.
They don't try hard. Now, what do you think?
What's the number? What's the ballpark that it
costs to acquire RT Sports? I I got to look at the.
I got to look at the numbers, but I.
I don't know, couple, couple stacks.
OK, OK. What's What's the weed business
like right now? It's it's.
Tough man. It's tough man.
Weed prices are shit, all the stocks are shit.
The only thing that saved me was NVIDIA baby.
NVIDIA took me to the moon this year man.
Oh my God. That's why I'm going to retire
off NVIDIA. But no.
Look, keep buying your crypto. It's totally crypto's doing.
I I actually still have. I have 3 coins that I bought
almost 15 years ago. Nice.
Went for for 300. Dollars.
It's. I have 3 bitcoins.
I literally, I literally want to bat with someone and they paid
me in Bitcoin all that. Long ago.
Nice. Yeah, I love 3 full bitcoins.
15. Years ago.
I think, I think it was. Yeah, it was.
Just when it was hitting. Like when it went to a grand,
remember that that was like a big deal.
When it hit like the grand, that's when.
It was like, oh. It's over in foot.
And it was like, it was like bullshit, bullshit.
And then and then my nephew went to Upenn and was with the guys
who started Ethereum. So I started buying Ether when
it was when it was real cheap. And now it's I.
Don't know 22000. 3000. Something like that.
If you were going to give our audience financial advice, that
is definitely not. Financial advice that any of us
could be held responsible for. What would a crack rock approved
play be? A cracker.
Well, right. Now it would.
Be if, but you got to have a long term.
You got to have a long term, but it would be if you want to be
safe with your money. Is we were willing to.
Draft Kamani Videl, We're willing to take a really long
term outlook here. You guys here, Here's one Eli.
Lilly. Eli Lilly, they make the that
that crazy drug that makes. Everyone skinny?
The Ozempic thing, OK, OK. And they just can't make enough
of it. It's.
Just. They're literally backtrack a
decade, they're sold out forever, and they have a
monopoly on it. It's a pure monopoly, like the
monopolies now. Google just got busted.
Literally found guilty of anti from like the 1930s.
These are laws from. 1933 so it's it's the the going after
the monopolies if Kamala wins, I would say Apple because Apple
has a new the new iPhone with the AI is is is going to be a
big deal. You're going to have AI in the
phone and Apple's going to get a big move up.
So if you want something short term, get Apple now before they
release a phone which are coming up in September.
And then if you want something real safe by little insider
trading, it's not it's. No, it's just.
They have their annual event. They're.
They're doing their AI. They're finally putting AI in
their phone so that your phone's going to do a lot more so you
can dictate and like pizza and chat.
Our guy Frank in the chat. Novo Nordesk makes it not
financial. Advice all right?
No, no. NVO is yes, Novo Nordic.
Make a zemsick what? There's two companies.
NVO is no more. If he thinks he's going to look
at Frank, he knows that by NVO is in is in Denmark.
So they're not in this country. So they have kind of fucked up
rules where they have to because the state owns that.
They have to sell off some of their shares all the time,
whereas Lily can just go in and buy back their shares.
They're like socialists over there.
So envy O is is definitely very good.
They both gone up tremendous, but safer is Lily.
I like buying stuff here in the US.
Lily, just think of the name Lily Lly buy some Apple.
Stay away from Google. They got busted.
And then if you want to, if you want to bank and buy the best
bank in there. JP Morgan, man.
Yeah, not financial. Advice.
This is all. Hey, Pat.
What you did did everything. Work out with the Did the bonds
come to? Everything work out and or or
was he your financial advisor crack right now the.
Grains $2 billion man was cracked crack some advice for me
which included moving to Florida that's.
Not how that is. Yeah, that's not how taxes work.
Yeah, No, they don't. Florida.
Blame Florida State taxes. Yeah, I think I don't.
Think that's you'd still be you'd still be in court.
But you'd still have your money. Yeah, but.
I wouldn't have it for much longer.
Well, you just kind of. You're in.
San Diego, You just go down to Mexico, man.
Crack Crack's plan for you involved escaping.
To Tijuana No longer. Being AUS citizen have to
renounce what? A win.
What a great win. No, the point was we bought him
a big fat. Bond, he got a nice, big, nice
yield on it and hopefully he came due and he he had we worked
it all out. Man, that's a smart guy, man.
He knows his exes and OS the blocking and tackling.
Yeah, blocking and tackling and. I still got to hand it to grass.
With getting the the the that last one on Family Feud, man,
he's like, I know it. I know correct?
Can you? Can you get?
That response off the board, Like what?
What do we have to do? To rehab your reputation.
As a flake, I gotta get you. Down to Palm Beach, Yeah.
I mean because then we could video at all and.
Then you guys would just. Be that's true and and then then
you. Know I could take you to the
Breakers and that and have. You see see it first hand.
We could video it and see on lunch out there.
So we can't get you to Vegas here in a week?
No. Not a chance.
It's because you're afraid if you run.
Into Hubbard there. You know my address.
In Texas, he said. I I don't, I did mean to say
that I don't want to send you down that pathway.
All right. So no Vegas.
So but this, this happens every year, man.
We have the same. Conversation.
We have a few. Drinks.
We consume large amounts of cannabis, we say we're all going
to be best friends and get together and then it never
happens. So you got to buck that trend,
brother. The ball is in your court.
Well, you got you got little babies now, so you usually go
to. Disneyland, right.
So make make it a point to just when you go to Disneyland to
come by Palm Beach, I think you mean Disney World.
Yeah, World. Yeah, I.
Got them, I got them flopped. Flip flop.
I'm gonna. That's gonna be a.
Tough sell to. Lauren, I'm gonna be like, all
right, I know April's only two. She'll never remember this trip,
but there's this guy Krakroc that says if we go to
Disneyland, no, I mean Disney World, we can meet up.
Well, you guys do a lot of underdogs, so when you have an
also. Bring this back, Rock through.
I got the old. I got the old.
Daughters I took them to. Disneyland this year, they're
thirteen and eight, but I went down to California.
You're telling me just go to Florida and I can come visit?
Yeah, that's for sure, man. I'm just signing the young ones.
I'm just. Signing new lease now the the
the related I'm in a related building which is What does that
mean? Related is a real estate
company, the. The.
The the Miami Dolphin owner is owns related OK, so he their
their business is expanding. In Florida like.
Huge. And Palm Beach is just going
gangbusters. I mean, everything in Florida is
going gangbusters. But I can do everything I need
to do down in Florida. I don't have to be in New York.
Anymore. I do, you just don't.
You used to have to be in the office, you know what I mean?
But it it's just changed and you can do stuff remotely.
So I'm going to Florida and then I'll come back up to, you know,
to spend the summers up here. Just go rent in the, you know,
rent in the Hamptons for the for the summer.
And what about this place you're in now?
You're going to sell that. Yeah.
Exactly all. Right, this is our like could.
This be our. Last time with the.
New York City backdrop on a stream.
Well, the good thing is actually district.
Is that where you're at? What part of town I'm I'm
actually on? The West side.
This is the West side. Highway this is.
The highline is by Hudson Yards, related to the Hudson Yards, so
that that was their big development.
So this is, you know, these they have these massive, they built
like a a city on the West side over the train tracks and it's
this massive development, but they're they're also building
something. So once you're.
In the related. Family You can move from
building to building as long as you stay within the related.
Family, they let you. Do that.
That's cool. Yeah.
And then plus I want to see my. Parents more and they're going.
To be down in Florida. More and my sister moved down
now and and she just she just bought this house that it is
fucking crazy. It is.
I think it was the most expensive.
House that ever was bought down in.
Florida. It was.
It was Rush Limbaugh's old house.
Yeah, just just Google Rush Limbaugh.
'S house sold. And you'll see it.
So that's why. I want to get down there as well
and then plus I I just love the sound of the surf a. 155,000,000
There it is. Your sister.
Bought this house. No, she's married.
Her husband did. But yeah.
It's yeah. So for 2.7 acres, 155,000,000,
it's it's reasonable in Palm Beach.
Yeah, it's pretty reasonable. But.
But The thing is, it's nice because.
It's on the end. So it's where the beach meets
now. That was my first concern.
When I saw this, I was like, is this in the middle?
Yeah, it. Looks a little landline.
I I apologize. I was.
Distracted.
Is this crack? Rock's house.
What are we looking at right now?
It's his sister's house. Oh, God.
But she's married in her house. They're tearing it.
Down. They're tearing down the house.
Yeah. Look at this.
That's fucking her house. What?
Is it tearing down? Yeah, they're tearing this
house. Down.
Yes, it's. Wanting.
It it's so ugly inside. You got to see what what rush
film 5 million tear down Just get a new interior decorator.
What? What's wrong with the exterior
it? Looks.
Amazing the land. The land is worth 150.
Million the house is. Worth 5.
Dude it just sticks man. None of this computes.
Like this is so far above what my brain can.
Like you're earlier, you're like, oh, aggressive, This
doesn't fucking go back. Go back to.
Your. Pete.
Go back to your search and look at another one.
They have better, they have more pictures.
There it is. Go to the second one, the post.
There it is. This is your.
This is your brother-in-law. Could be.
He saw his name and he was like. I got to bite my tongue a
little. Bit see it's.
On there's a see it's on the beach, slow.
It's not. I believe it.
We believe you. It was 155,000,000.
I kind of thought it was on the beach.
Yeah. Click.
There's four. Especially if the house is a
tear down, right? Yeah.
They're they're tearing it. They're tearing.
There's two houses actually on it.
There's a. Front.
You see, there's the front house, there's the one in front,
there's two homes and then the one, the one in the back.
What is anything? Could be the pause.
Could be. Holy shit.
Crack. Yeah.
Unbelievable. You're fucking unbelievable.
Just toss his own brother-in-law.
Cold. This is so beneath.
His brother-in-law there, no. No, no, no one believes me
anyway. Yeah.
Yeah, Google.
It up man. Yeah, Google it up.
Crack rock this. Is this has been a pleasure man,
I think. You should, I think you should
make an impulse purchase to come to Vegas.
Yeah, man, you can't because no. I I.
Didn't want to bring it up, but my dad's he's.
He's going to. He's in the hospital now with,
Yeah, sorry to hear that, man. Yeah, he's got pancreatic
cancer. He's getting chemo.
Now I haven't. Slept last year.
You were you were at their house, right?
You were. You were taking care of him.
That was a year ago, yeah. It's it's it's not good.
It's not good. Hey, look.
It's. He's 88.
It lived the great light 89. Excuse me, but no, I want to
hang with you guys. I want to hang with you guys.
You know, Pat's out in San Diego.
I loved the Mets were out there. I looked at Petco Park, man
looks beautiful. Are you are you near there, Pat?
Everything's pretty close here. I'm not like super close but
it's like a. 15 minute drive, those uniforms, I wanted to
puke. I don't know if you saw the
Padres. Uniforms.
I didn't. The brown ones, no.
The the the the dayglo ones. The yellow, the.
Orange. And the the blue and Oh my God,
they have these city these city connect uniforms.
It I couldn't I had to turn I had to turn off the TV.
It was all these fucking uniforms.
Look at Google Padres. Did he connect?
Oh yeah, these are not great Padres.
Oh God, yeah, no, I'm. Not a fan of Oh my God I was
watching it on my. Fucking I'm like these colors
are so. Bad.
They're trying to do like Miami Vice thing, they're trying to do
a ship chasing thing, but they're doing it wrong, yeah.
Yeah, no, it it so bad and then. We got to we got to get Ben out
of Washington, so I think. Florida is the place to be.
Tell me where to take the flight to, man.
Yeah. I'll go anywhere.
Yeah, I'd love to hang with Greg and then.
Yeah, over cast and rainy up here every day.
So wherever you guys tell me to go, I'll fly.
Yeah, no, I have a good friend who lives in Seattle and she's
just. She she says the weather sucks,
just rains all the time. It's not fun up here.
That's another one. She's she's.
Married to the guy who? Started Zillow.
Dude, I didn't hang out with Crag.
Rock more. That's that's my take.
Away from this, do you have any? Sisters that are like married.
To a janitor. And they're just like, yeah.
No, my little my A. Lot of times I get.
The New England stuff, my little brother owns a deli and they
cater when they, when the Patriots come to the Giants
stadium, he feeds them. So I, I, you know, he does the
corned beef and pastrami with the coleslaw and the Russian
dressing. It's like a New York thing.
So he caters them and and he has a good relationship with Bob
Craft. Sometimes I get info when they
come to to Giant Stadium. Nathan Roof says the deli is
Subway. His brother owns Subway.
It's. Very humble of you to refer to
Subway as a deli crack. Yeah, no, it's Richard Barton.
Look at that. They're now the owner of Zillow.
That's correct, Richard. Barton.
Is the owner of Zillow, Google works, You know, you kind of put
out the bread crumbs there and. People have started to connect,
no. I I.
I I know, I know his wife. But he turned.
Around Zillow, remember Zillow was going bankrupt.
They started buying houses. But he but he's.
But he's my age. His.
Wife went to high school with me.
And she lives in Seattle. I'm gonna need someone to do,
like, a cork board with crack rock.
And yeah, no. It's, it's just, it's like, you
know that. Meme from It's Sunny in
Philadelphia. I got all the Yeah, it all comes
together at the Breakers Fantasy Feud bonus round.
Oh my God, you found the wife. That's right, Sarah Marcus.
That's fair. My God, I see.
Warner wants to believe that crack rock's not real.
Like he sees the name and. He like his.
Responses are so genuine. Yeah, see.
See if you can see where Sarah Marcus went to high school.
Could it please go on and and move on from that?
See. See.
Who she was. Fooling around with in.
High school, see if. He'd get any names.
Was it you? Was it you?
Is that could be could be she likes to fly planes now.
That's what she's doing now. Sarah Marcus Oh my God, what a.
Blast if you can. Figure out on Google who she was
fooling around with a nice I. Think that's on Google is.
Cracked across Batman. I'm Batman.
It's possible I. Think we?
Got to shut. It down we'll.
Shut it down, but the shit. That goes on in Palm Beach.
You do. Get some good info.
So I'll keep you up on the info I want to be.
I want to do some ask, some ask me anything.
Stuff with you, Pete. Once the season starts and I
want to do some Family Feud once the season starts and I want to
I want to get on streams. I put it I put it in my papers
through December 1st. It's it's.
Over. All right, well, a few things
you're going to have to take it up with Reddit if you want to
do. An Ask me anything, we're not
doing another fantasy feud that took us like a month and a half
to prepare for that and well, do another one.
It was worth it. Let me just tell you what.
I don't know who another one. That that honestly was fucking a
mid season family feud with Crack Rock.
Oh my God. Pete's kid, the wheels are
turning. The wheels are turning for Pete,
but if you guys need to pump anything Gretsch, if you want me
to pump your. Newsletter send me some.
Stuff. And then I'll tell you, yeah,
man, I'll write the owner of Zillow for me.
Let me see if I can get some some rich.
Folks, will you tell the whoever bought the 155,000,000 tear down
that ship chasing? Is available for purchase.
Well. There that.
All right, well text me the number.
You know, I want to invest in you guys.
It involves 6 zeros. Yeah, I mean, you know, you can.
Sell a piece of yourself, dude. Sell out 10% of yourself, Pete.
I mean, you can easily I'll. Sell any any.
Percent of myself, all that is, is my nose, according to you
get. All the way there.
Oh my God, you guys, it's so funny, All right?
Everything is in but. If you guys ever.
Need anything and I'm serious just fucking reach out.
I got connections every. We want a friendship, right?
Now and honestly. I want that too because I want
to just hang out with you and get totally wasted and just
laugh our our our heads off because I know we'd find it so
funny. Because you guys are the only
people I know that are as sarcastic as I am, or even more.
I mean, Pete's just. On on another level.
Yeah, Oh my God, they got. They got my high school now.
That's what happened. That's right.
Hey. It's.
All public. I I can bust the yearbook out
you want. Me to get.
The yearbook out and see what she wrote to me.
Oh my God, I think we should shut it down before.
That we should do that. All right, we had fawn fellas.
Pete, I'm. Going to go.
Get I'm going to go. Have.
Some a couple beers, a couple bingers and by the way, great,
great team, man from the great team, wasn't it?
It wasn't the great team. Just a really great team.
Here's the lesson if you're. At the. 12 spot.
Just let. The shit fall to you.
Don't go just you're going to have to just let shit fall.
When it falls to you, just scoop it up.
That Zach Moss. We got it.
What was that? The tenth round, yeah.
I mean, that's crazy. Who's going on the?
5th 6th round I don't know. If if the news forgot they
drafted team. I.
I did too it seems so I've drafted 1 1/2 BBM teams since
then. Could we?
Could we have you on for one of our Thursday night watching long
streams? This this year?
Oh yeah, usually do A fan of a team What?
What's your team like? You have got a few different
teams, you know. Got to be Minnesota.
Or The Jets, right? Yeah, it's it, it was The Jets.
But. Then I I have to dip in the.
Lakes of mini lake, mini Takta, mini Kaka and they gave me the
Viking fans are the coolest. They told me I have to like
baptize myself in Minnesota. But those two teams are going to
suck. But let's do like the Peyton
watch. Watch the like the Manning
brothers draft. That's what we're trying to do,
Yeah. That stuff, that stuff is great
on. YouTube, man, let's make it fun
and. Just so make some great bets on
underdog because you guys always think that's great.
That's really. What we do?
No. But you.
Just described it a lot of your I saw a lot.
Of your bets, man, a lot of your.
Bets hit dude, that's right. We had a we had a couple get
really close to hitting as well. Yeah, I.
Mean some. Big paydays you have like 5 to
one parlays. That, I mean, we're like so
close, yeah. It's almost like that is the F
word. Week 3 is.
Patriots at Jets, our guy Ron. We got to have Ron.
Back on because he was a classic, but crack rock's a big
fan of Ron. Yeah, you could do a crack rock.
Oh, a crack rock Ron crossover up sounds.
Like, yeah, that's. It.
Minnetonka, that's it. Lake Minnetonka I got.
A bathe in there, that's in the that's where I got to go in
Minnesota. The Minnesota fans, Minnesota
fans were loving me. They're the nicest people.
We just 20 October 24th look at book at Colby.
Parkinson versus the Minnesota ownership.
Group this is This is your night right here.
Put this on your calendar. Crack Rock, October 24th.
Done. But make sure we also have Ron
book. Just in case.
Crack rock doesn't show just. In case.
October 20. 4th. No.
Done at the entrance, No. All right, this has been a
pleasure. Like we said, we will be.
Back on Tuesday for they'll be ADP chasing and then in the
evening we will have our final stream draft of the 2024
offseason, a 5K draft with Leonie Alpha plays only Pat
Gretch. Anything else here before we
power this down? I'm going to be working on the
legendary running back. Series.
For the rest of the night until it is done and published and out
to the people tomorrow morning. So look for that legendary
upside sign up sign up for free. You'll get you'll get the
article and yeah, check it out. We we're going to be diving
through I I decided to expand it.
Part of the reason it's not out yet.
I decided to expand it and talk about Pacheco and ETN who are
borderline on round two. But I I added a couple more
profiles in so cover cover all the running backs going through
Pacheco, Henry, ETN that kind of cluster on the the two three
term scratch. What about you?
I mentioned the guillotine stuff.
Excited to. Get a piece out of Stealing
Signals tomorrow. Sean and I are going to try to
do like a draft a thon at the Stealing signals YouTube.
We're going to do some. I think we're going to start
with fantasy pros in the morning because there's not like main
events in the morning and then maybe finish for the main event
in the afternoon. We're going to do like 3 or 4
FFPC drafts tomorrow, presuming they fill, so come hang out the
stealing signals YouTube throughout the day tomorrow.
Yeah, Gretsch they have. They have one PMS on Saturdays.
On the weekends they do have, It's good because tomorrow's
Saturday. No, it's not.
No, it's not Friday. No.
That's why. No, sometimes the the main
events are at 1:00 PM on. On Saturday, yeah, yeah, we did
that last, but. Sometimes.
On they'll sometimes they'll put a day event on Friday.
Check it. Out.
You never know. All right?
My my final thing, my final thing was.
Pete, you. Asked Sean because I was
watching Get in your content because we love ship chasing.
Did he release his 0R BS? Did he?
Did you get 4? Did you get 4 out of five?
How many did you get? Oh, the guessing.
Yeah, I didn't get him in the right the right order.
Yeah, I think I ended up getting like 11 out of 15 when when I
guessed them all. Yeah.
So just just for my knowledge, who, who were they?
You got to. Pay.
For that buddy. Oh shit, you think I'm gonna?
Why? Would you buy?
The cow, if you can get that no, you're.
You're right. All right, everyone go, go, go.
To Sean and find out those zero RBS, that's a great plug.
I am, I'm going to do my final. Best ball Mania draft tomorrow,
I'm going to spin up a stream and then I'm hopping on with
Neil Orfield, who is also streaming all 150 of his.
I'm going to go and pass the baton to him on his draft and
actually right after this stream ends, I'm going to go post.
It's been we finally got it ready.
I'm going to post the true serum take episode.
Gretch is involved, Pat's involved.
I asked a bunch of people from our best ball neck of the woods
for their deepest, darkest take that they're willing to share
once they have taken some true serum.
I'm going to post that right now.
So if you guys hold out for like, I don't know, 1520 minutes
and you still want some more content, Yeah, yeah. 35 minutes
of. Of straight fire there and yeah
and then we'll be back next Tuesday for a couple of shows.
I appreciate you guys apologize for crack rock say and the F
word. We love you.
We appreciate your tolerance and understanding what's going on
here. We'll see you guys next time.