Ship chasing is back coming off of our episode with the Big
Dawg, but it's time to get back in these drafting streets.
We're going to do what we did a few weeks back, the relay style
BBM draft. We're each going to put our
names on a wheel 6 times. We'll each get 6 of the 18 picks
in the Basketball Mania draft, and we cannot overrule each
other if one of us wants to use our pick in a very, I don't
know, questionable way. It is what it is.
It's the rules of the game. I'm Pete with David.
Pat. Let's roll.
Pat, Fryer, Helmo, Anita, Handjob.
Fix your sight. Jamar and Alpha play Chase.
You can't handle the heat. It looks like we're finally at
this point. You're right.
All right, what's up? What's up?
You guys have already been streaming for four hours today
together. Is that what I heard?
Couple hours, couple hours. Yeah, Levitan came on with me
right before this, but I was like, I'm not going to wait
around all day to start a stream until Levitan's available for
me. So I scheduled the stream for
early and then I messaged Pat to see if he wanted to join and.
He put Levitan on the thumbnail, told people to go ahead and
fast. But if you're, if you're
watching this on replay, just Fast forward if you're looking
for Levitan, that's. That's really interesting.
But like, I didn't, so I didn't redo the thumbnail.
So people were like, what's this freaking guy Corrine doing here?
What's he ever won? What are what are what are what
are levitans take Is he happy to be talking best ball right now
or is he? Missing.
No, no, no. He's, he's miserable.
He did it because he's a good friend.
He didn't even know that Keandre Lambert Smith, who went to his
beloved Penn State University, went to Penn State University
because he transferred away. I think that I think that's
extremely bearish to not even to not even be mad that a future
NFL draft pick transferred away from your school, That that is
very bearish. He, I mean, he's the guy that
will build like a a cash game shell on DraftKings with only
Penn State alums in the lineup. It's a.
Well, I guess he wasn't an alum really.
You know he transferred away. That's true.
All right, here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna we're gonna do a
couple drafts. This is the relay style draft.
I just went ahead and put our names on a randomizer wheel.
Also, we need one more person for this BBM.
And by the way, the sidekick now on Chrome.
Now on Chrome. I don't have to.
I got this e-mail. I got this e-mail this morning
Corrine. This was a beautiful e-mail to
get because I'm already logged into all my stuff on Chrome into
the process. Like I got to log into fantasy
life, I got to log into PFFI got to log, and it's just I don't.
So I just leave everything there.
Yeah. Had a little had a little fun
with that e-mail. All right, we we have the
influencer one O 1 in this BBM. So some beautiful stuff here and
we are going to give Davis the layup.
The layup. Unless you want to really piss
us off. Flip the board, dude.
What pick are we I missed? It I just said what?
Oh, what? 101.
Jamar Chase. OK, I need, I'm gonna need you
to lock in Davis. Weren't we on the the turn the
other time too? We were at the the opposite side
of the. Board it is, it is hard.
We we were on the turn. It is hard to do this from the
turn. And it's gonna be harder because
I think last time we didn't, we did it.
We still have the 32nd clocks, right?
Is that right? Yeah, I think that's right.
So we're gonna have to be quick. You might as well spin for the
first pick. True.
And we can, you know really get that.
I guess we could spin for both, right?
Yeah, we could spin for both. I mean, it's not like the
randomizer where there's a prompt that has to be, yeah.
We need to be, we need to be pre spinning to some degree.
Because yes, we'll, we'll we'll we'll spin for each of the the
two turn picks here. So we start Jamar Chase.
This is the relay style draft. Each of us are.
Going to see how this goes. Yeah, enjoy all the early picks,
guys. I I get it.
No, no, see Karain, you're taking the wrong attitude
towards this, this right now, July 24th, people are not going
to remember how you do in best Romania, but they are going to
remember how they made you feel about taking Jalen Royals in
around 18. I like to have people remember
how I did in best Romania. That's my preference.
Well, that already happened for you.
That's. Better.
All right, and Davis is going to have the three one.
No see, I think I think there's way more room for creative
expression in the later picks. Completely agree.
It's you're, you're not gonna ruffle any feathers with what we
do at the 2 three turn. Correct.
That's true. That's true.
So it's Davis. Double up or it was Pete Davis.
Pete, it's Pete. I have 2:11 and Davis has.
I kind of wish I was behind Davis.
That way I can kind of clean up his mess, you know, a little bit
here. It's hard to know, especially
because the whole dynamic when you take Jamar Chase, it's like
the will he or won't he? And I, I, I mean, I'm telling
you right now, pre planning, I'm not taking either Bengal or
either Cardinal. Wow, right.
We have it. Goes against the spirit of.
Of yeah, the Spirit I'm not. Supposed to be telling us this.
I'm just, I'm letting, I'm letting.
Well, I mean I I guess I wouldn't say never, but frankly
I think it's so hard to confidently feel good about
combinatorial ownership anywhere in basketball mania.
Such a big tournament, so hard to know what is right, what's
wrong. Feel like so insanely confident
that doing a 25% duplicated draft board pairing.
Like you pull up a random draft board and you're like 25% chance
to see Chase with his 2nd wider keeper.
Doesn't that just feel like so? Obviously not the game theory
move I. Don't think it's 25% for Chase.
Higgins It. It was DK data.
Was it? Wow, OK.
Like and and and I believe it was 22% of the teams had one of
the Cardinals, it might have been 20%.
Of that, if you say like 1 cardinal, then sure, then yeah
or like 25% have another Bengal. I would maybe even take the
yeah, I'd take the over on that. Yeah, I had the thing about Oh.
Go ahead. I I got the double.
I got the, I think it was the double with McBride.
I did. I just had a puppy puppy too
slow and I came across it right before this where I had Chase,
Higgins, McBride and I got Perot at the 6-7 and it's so nice.
I think referencing puppies, I'm gonna put it in the same
category as referencing DraftKings ADP.
Like we just, we don't have to pretend like it's serious.
You know what? I'm saying just referenced
DraftKings ADP you. Just referenced Javar Chase all.
Right. Give me, give me, give me
McBride. It's pizza.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let's go.
You get to make you get to deal with this Devante.
Adams all. Right.
OK. All right, how far do we have to
scroll on the sidekick to find that?
Which is, which is really funny. I just did the show with Levitan
and they have Adams up at 28. I, I, it would be, it would be
really the ultimate, the ultimate meeting of the minds
you draft off of a combined leg up ETR, merged ADP set or merged
merge ranking set. Wouldn't that, that's like,
that's like the, that's like the Holy Grail of fantasy football.
You have just the the computer's just sparking.
I, I had a last year, I was, I was using an aggregated ranking
set that was ETR leg up and Sean, which basically ended up
just drafting off of Sean's rank because he just bullies.
Yeah. He just bullies that, yeah, when
you're creating, when you're creating an average, that
doesn't really work. No, what what I needed to do.
I think I never got around to doing it this year.
I would need to aggregate those three and then also have a
separate ADP one to again try to pull to Sean ranks back-to-back
to yeah, you. Meet like ADP weight Sean's
ranks and then blend that and. Then blend that.
Yep, exactly. All right, so we start Jamar
Chase, Trey McBride, Devante Adams.
Let's see who is going to be picking at the 4-5 turn.
Last time it was me getting all of the picks early, but it looks
like Pat's gonna have some. There we go, all.
Right. Pat has 412, and we'll see who
has five. One here.
Welcome. Oh, wow.
You're gonna see back-to-back for Pat.
OK. Dangerous.
Dangerous, I said, this is what I was gonna say.
I have. I don't think I've done the like
Chase Higgins thing from the one hole.
I, I, I, I maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember doing it.
But after watching Joe Burrow and the Bengals on quarterback
on Netflix and seeing the vibes between these three dudes, I've
been pretty into it. Wow, is soccer Dave here?
Dude, did we just did we just get Pete's get?
I've had a real brain block about normie jokes recently.
Like the last like couple times I've wanted to compare someone
to a normie I I've just had nothing.
I haven't been able to pull a good example of being a normie.
Sad that's. That's that's bad news for.
Well, I was going to say it might be the call Might.
Be coming from inside the. Normal house.
Yes, the the we got another YouTube member here Skeletor
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All right. Pat, what are you thinking here
for the 4-5 turn where you have total control?
Yeah, I mean, James Cook following would be nice.
George Pickens. I'm taking a ton of yeah, those,
those would be the two guys. I'd, I'd really be running
backs. Can I see the running backs
here? Yeah, yeah, Cook goes.
So then you're in that fifth round.
Kenneth Walker, Chuba Kamara, range quarterbacks, all those
guys got wiped. Dude.
Joe Burrow might not make it back in this room.
Might want to pull the trigger now.
Dude, kind of a frisky room, Mahomes.
Just Pickens goes. Pickens goes I.
Was hoping for that. All right, really, I'll do
whatever you want. Don't say clearly.
It's not your turn. No, I I will go DJ Moore here
all. Right, let's put DJ Moore in the
queue. Who do you want with your second
pick? Well, I'm leaning Chuba, but
Pete, do you think they passed more this year?
I think so now that they drafted fucking T Mac in round one.
I I will go chuba. Do you know what?
I'm sure I'll go Walker. Let's go Walker.
He was. He was healthy today.
Pete, that was so nimble. My God.
A master, A master at work. Nimble fingers, Pete.
I, I appreciate it, but I tried to pull I, I had a failed move
of that yesterday on Bestball Bash and we auto drafted Rashi
Rice where this person took Rashi Rice and I was devastated.
I was asking. We got AI think we got Oh, hard
to tell if that's a I don't think that's a star method
error. We just have a Mahomes at 46
borough at 51. We might have a we might have a
tilter. Oh, the Florida at 27.
Yeah, this is didn't didn't last time we did this too.
We had a really rogue drafter who where we were for a second
we were like, is this going to get cancelled and and then they
got it back on track. I want to say pretty.
Sure, that happened. Yes, yes it did and we were.
But but that time I was saying it's not gonna, it's not gonna
get cancelled. Yeah, so we start Jamar Chase,
Trey McBride, Devante Adams, DJ Moore, Kenneth Walker.
What was I gonna say? I forget.
Let's spin here, though, see who's gonna have these next
couple of picks at five, man. Wow.
Look at this. Third straight pick, he's gonna
have 512. I cannot wait to take Arande
Gadsden. Oh my God, oh man.
Another turn. What is another turn?
Paddy with four straight picks. You know, The thing is, is he's
actually got to pick in a very tricky range of the draft, yeah.
This is a tricky range. Well, actually 7273 not so much.
It's more like 75 to 85 now. Just just gnarly because we're.
The like the Piersall Range where he.
Was it's like a it's like a bunch of guys you don't really
want to take. And then if you get in an
avalanche room, you can get yeah.
But yes, Jalen Royals, Prashard Smith.
Do you know what? What?
The the the Chad's doing, it's the little bit of card counting.
They're like a lot of deuces coming.
The ace cards are coming. They're like a lot of path
picks. Get ready for Jalen Royals and.
Prashard Smith coming late. Check the private chat real
quick. Uh oh.
You just might not be on the right tab on the the kick.
Yeah, the kick, I just wanted to double check it at the bottom.
Yeah. OK.
OK, OK. Also.
In loves bro there in a way that felt.
Another feature you guys have per percent available, the
chance that the pick is going to be available at your next
selection, which is very helpful because The Sims aren't
accounting for what the room is doing.
But now you have kind of a number to say, like, hey, I want
to play the percentage game with these guys a bit more.
Exactly, exactly. So it's showing you the pic, the
specific pic that it's calculating for, and then giving
you the percent that it'll be available at that pic.
All right, so let's see what the Tilter does here.
The team who started Jefferson, Marv Laporta Mahomes, Joe
Burrow, all of those certainly choices you can make in a draft.
Like if he takes like, if he takes like Kadarius Koni right
here like. Cam Scatibo, he this is this is.
Go get your guys seasoned. I mean, I was gonna say he's
actually well within his range, like Scatibu, that's only like a
30 by 80P. It's it's fine.
He can. That's where I'm hoping Cam
Scatibo finishes the season for sure.
OK, Jayden Reed goes Pat. We're looking at Addison, Judy,
Debo, Godwin, Demont, Jacoby. Let me go.
You know what I'm gonna do, Chris Godwin?
I think this ankle thing is. Is bullshit.
Is overblown. He had a wrap on.
OK. Wow.
That's what you took away from that analysis was that it's,
it's a brace, it's a wrap. It's a brace.
All right, so we add Godwin
here. Debo, Aaron Jones, Downs Demon.
Yeah, let's go Debo. He's he's, I know there was like
a picture of him looking a little hefty boy.
That's that's not a wrap, that's just his stomach.
Pat, that's just his stomach. Yeah, he.
Needs to wear it. That's he's got a girdle he
needs. They've been they've been pretty
positive about about him in training camp.
I don't know. I think we're this is this is me
fading Twitter. This is this is those pics were.
Honestly tried it's. Got a head up his ass.
Yeah, tried and true. So you were taking you guys
spent and I know this one because I watched it in two
because I received a comment on Spotify.
I believe the comment was 1st 20 minutes of this fucking show and
nothing was discussed. I'm out, I think referring to
you guys talking about the teammate photos on yeah yeah
chasing, alienating our potential new.
There was another one that said I lost brain cells when they
discussed Chris Godwin's ankle. That's also probably pretty
fair. Well, we were having trouble.
We were having trouble distinguishing left from right
on a mirrored screen. So like, honestly, I'm going to
say that's fair. That it was fair, yeah.
Yeah, the the audio downloads are up big time after the the
Silva episode, but we're I get like these random comments on
via the Spotify app and I, you know, like the YouTube names.
I recognize everybody in the chat right now, but some of
these come out of nowhere. So this is what he said Dan,
five hours ago, first time listening, watching this pod 20
minutes in in absolute absolutely 0 meaningful content.
I'm out comma. Thanks.
I'm out. Welcome to AB Jason, brother.
I, I also, I do want to alert the people we have, we have time
stamps and you know, we have producers.
We got Nick in here today. It's Mark on Mondays.
They do great work with the time stamps.
If you are not happy with the things that open the show, I
highly recommend utilizing the time stamps to get to the
goodness. Yeah, Fast forward it was.
Probably my favorite ADP chasing of the summer.
It was very funny. It was a good show.
Yeah. You guys can Fast forward to
when Levitan gets here. No, no worries.
All right, I got one of these next picks here at the 812.
And this is this is oh, buddy, this is a Jalen.
Royals Iran. There's a Jalen Warren aspect
right here. Get.
Ready. Get ready to learn the last four
rounds. Probably nothing could go wrong.
Wow. People, people just just like
clean it. I'm imagining basically like
games of dice in the chat where people are just like scooping,
scooping value right now on on Jalen Royals being on this team
is. Jalen.
Royals. Is he getting drafted in like
100% of drafts now? A. 100% of drafts I'm in.
I don't put that. All.
Right. Doubtless here on the clock.
I, I know what I'm going to do. I'm, I'm going to grab Kyler
Murray and I'll see with with Trey McBride and I'll see what
Mr. Patty Crane wants to do here.
You know what I want to do? There's.
Just there's just no way to know.
There's no way to know. Give me Jalen Warren.
Is that your own unique thought, or is that the sidekick putting
it up there? Or is it impossible to untangle
those two? Things I was gonna say this is a
snake eating its own tail. The snake eating its own tail.
It's or Boris Jalen Warren right now.
It is interesting though after the Kyler pick it does it it
actually switch from Warren to to Hawk.
Well, this is a huge ADP value. Last chance, Pat.
No, I won't, Warren. OK.
All right, here's the team. We we did need another running
back there. Kyler, Kenneth Walker, Jalen
Warren, Jamar, Chase, Devante Adams, DJ Moore, Chris Godwin,
Debo Samuel and Trey McBride. Luckily, no names that are
problematic for the Swear jar yet.
Yeah, I think Hawk, Hawk with McBride there would probably
have been a little overkill. Yeah, big ADP value.
Maybe we can. What what what else is in the
swears are other than T Mac? I can't say slot wide receiver
for the the Texans. It's slot demon only and there's
one. Worst.
The worst thing anyone has ever. OK, Like, I just don't even know
why Hayden felt the need to make me aware of that.
It's like actively it makes me. Hayden Hayden didn't make it up.
There was one of the other players set it at the.
Podium and then I no, that's what Hayden told me that that is
like what the organization is calling him.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm.
Not saying I'm not mad at Hayden.
No, what I'm mad about is that oftentimes I will have teams or
Christian Kirk cause like a cromulent pick, like oh, I I
have a little bit thin at wide receiver or I have 3 rookie like
like a team where I have Tet Golden and Igbuka.
Kirk is like an awesome pick there.
But I just think about people calling him slot demon and I'm
just like no, I don't want like it just makes me mad.
Pete, I drafted with Davis this morning.
We had Xavier Worthy, we had Patrick Mahomes available in the
eighth round, and Davis insisted that we draft Michael Pittman as
our wide receiver 4 to be fair. But specifically he was like,
we're going to end up with like Christian Kirk if we get to the
end here. We we, we can't.
We got to take pit. He passed on Mahomes to make
sure we didn't draft. Stuff to preemptively not have
Kush and Kur. Incredible.
Also shout out to the chat a few of these jokes.
Josh Gordon is the pot demon here from Heath Jones.
JB the tech Kyler cod demon. That's good.
That's pretty good. That's good.
Cod Demon is pretty good. That's kind of crazy good.
Yeah, let's, let's spin this here for our picks coming up at
the 1011 turn. Uh oh.
No, I was gonna say I. Don't even want.
These these picks suck. Davis has the first one.
Davis was hoping he would just get five straight.
Picks. Yeah, I wanted.
Oh, David. Yeah, see this one man, I just
want to RIP. The Royals.
I wanted the five final picks, all right, double, all right.
We have a 1251. So honestly, anything really is
in play here. Yeah, we already lost out on
Caleb with DJ Moore, Baker's gone.
With Godwin, obviously Jayden gone.
Staffords are only clean. Stafford here would be bad.
Oh, I'm not saying here, I'm just I'm thinking down the road.
Is he a banacanda released by the way, for your Jordan James
bags? DeAndre Hopkins went the tilter.
The tilter is just like there's no discernible.
There's no discernible pattern. Spears, for one, because that
gives us Cameron Ward. You guys notice they changed his
name in the app? I did, yeah.
FFPC had that the other night on my pros versus shows too.
I noticed it. And you know what?
Really impressed by Bishel Tooten's quads today?
Let's take let's. Take Yeah.
Or Shaheed. It's pretty close.
Shaheed really frees us up. I'll do you know what, I'll do
it for you guys. I'll take Shaheed.
Shaheed really frees the team up.
Like we can actually take whoever.
We want wow. Honestly how how not taking
tooten is for me. Yeah, how is this for any of us?
Because now positionally, like at any point we can take any
player, like someone would have maybe even backed ordin and
wanted to take like Adam Thielen or something.
I would argue that taking Shaheed there actually kind of
closes. Kind of closes.
Receiver. Wide receiver.
Well, yeah, I didn't want you guys to take any shitty wide
receiver. Yeah, thanks.
Thanks for doing that for us. Really.
DeAndre Hopkins got.
The player not on the team. Yeah, I knew I wasn't.
Davis went from a player I selected every draft to a player
I'd never select. I'd never take ever.
But it was for us. It was for us, Pete.
Oh. Man and.
Then he did it so that it would constrain us in the future.
All right, Davis, you made it about 1 1/2.
What is? What is?
She gonna do for this team? What are we doing here?
We needed running backs. Ah dude, we got Jalen Warren and
Taja Spears. It's fun.
We needed running backs. We can take, we can take
Braylon. We can, we could take Braylon
out. He's got his whole life ahead of
him. He does have his whole life out
of him. That's.
Terrible I I actually find the 12th and 13th and 14th rounds to
have a. Chuck Demon, Steph says.
Now we can even take Tootin. We have so much flexibility.
Yeah, I. I don't like the guy we're.
Forced to take Tyler's shot. Chuck Devon is really funny to
me. It's like, who's the latest
player you guys find? The the lamest player.
Kirk. Kirk Cousin's demon.
Cole's Demon. He's the Kirk Cousins is the
Cole's team. The Cole's Demon.
Oh, Cole's demon. Yeah, Oh my.
Demon. He'll that's the original slot
Demon. Rob says wait, why did we pass
on Tootin? I'm still trying to figure that
out. It was the positional need.
A player we all love look like everything that has ever
happened in the history of the Internet.
Over a long enough timeline, I will end up being proven
correct. There will be a spot in this
draft where we'll be like, oh, there are no wide receivers to
pick here, but we need a wide receiver.
I guess we better take Pat Bryant.
Yeah, that sounds great, Pat Bryant.
Taking Pat Bryant has never sounded great.
I'd rather have Pat Bryant than Shaheed.
Straight up, Yeah, me too. You know what?
I'll book that. I'll book, I'll book, I'll book
Rasheed Shaheed straight up. I'm sorry you want to do 50
bucks. Yes, booked.
Yeah, sure, Alpha, I'll do it. On the one side of it, and I'll
make it all right. What?
What is wrong with you guys? Why are you guys abandoning
Rashid Shaheed? Because he tore his?
Knee and and he has shucked him in at quarterback.
He's not even on the pop. Dude so someone remind me who
was the first person whose name? When I that was When I did that
was double. Pete, double Pete.
All right, Thank you. I forgot.
You guys, you guys truly like a lot of the times when I say
things, it's a bit you guys are are super wrong.
Shaheed is like a very good pick.
No. Let's see here.
We definitely need another running back here.
We're yeah, we'll do we'll do Benson with with the Kyler stuff
and then I do think I want to lock up a quarterback.
Let's do Stafford with the 88 by.
Luckily Shuck Demon will come in very handy at the end.
What about what about? What about Cameron Ward?
What about this motherfucker? It's not your turn.
He's called Cameron now Matt Stafford.
Matt Stafford has a has a a back injury bro, he can't even.
Practice well, You're the one who put Devante Adams on this
team at the 2 three turn. Oh dude, it was.
Awesome. How do you think you're excited
about Jimmy Garoppolo throwing balls to Devante Adams?
Worked before I can't I can't believe you guys are I can't
believe you guys oh look, we got to check in on on our so the guy
doing a bit just took Naji Harris at 147 he's.
Just it's one of his he. Just said he just, he just said
good value here. What am I missing?
Tavian Wicks at 123 is is such a.
He doesn't have love right? Like he just likes Dante, even
Wicks a lot it. Is like the whiplash of what
this drafter is doing of like some picks like he's scooping up
value, you know, like the Naji Fall and and Hollywood Brown,
but then just reaching 50 picks ahead of ADP for Romeo Dobbs.
I can't get inside this person's brain.
Me neither, because where does love go?
He could have had. Love he could have like if
you're reaching about 31. Yeah, why?
Why are you taking Demario Douglas?
There. Well, I'll tell you why back
because he already spent his fourth and fifth round picks on
quarterbacks. So, Jordan?
Oh, that's right, I forgot about.
That this guy, this guy might snipe us on Jalen Royals.
Seriously. All right, this.
Is a wedding. So here are the final picks.
There's there's two heats remaining, 2 Davises and one
Pat. This is pretty scary. 2222 is
the the height demon. Yeah, if we can't get Tootin all
right, man, I am on fire with these.
I will have the next pick. And who will have?
Is it going to be Davis or Pat? It's going to be close.
Oh, come on. Oh, I really did just want to
end it. I'm going to make one of you
guys. Even after this.
I'm going to make, I'm going to make one of you guys decide on
the Shuck demon, I guess. We have Kyler Murray and Matthew
Stafford at quarterback, Kenneth Walker, Jalen Warren, Tajae
Spears, Trey Benson at running back, Jamar Chase, Devante
Adams, DJ Moore, Chris Godwin, Debo Samuel and the Skeleton Key
to fantasy football in 2025, Rashid Shaheed and Trey McBride
at tight end. I, I love two other people just
like referring to Davis as this guy.
Oh no. Or is he?
I thought he OK. No, he's saying that the guy,
the random guy. Because Davis is also liable to
snipe. This guy.
Yeah, yeah. I can't.
I honestly, I'm like actually like I'm kind of shook that you
guys are anti shaheed. Like this is like kind of like
shaking my worldview. I mean, Shahida's your wide
receiver six at 121 when you're trying to build a perfect.
Like, literally like nothing has ever been more perfect.
We can stop at six. I can.
Think of a lot of things more perfect.
I can think of so many things that are more perfect.
He's Tyler. Shucks.
It's only, it's only, it's only, it's only, it's only
uncorrelated if you let it be. All right, guess what?
Guess what? Mr. Cameron Ward.
Oh, this is just. All right, it's your turn.
All right, we're just not having fun here anymore.
We're just. Why you wanted to take Cameron?
I don't care. Give me, give me Hunter Henry.
What? Why did that Cameron Ward pick
make you not care anymore? Because it was you.
You ruined the bit dude. It was all set.
Like we've said Tyler shucks names 47 times.
I love. That I love that, Davis said.
It was for us just to try to box us in to Chuck Demon.
You were mad at me take for taking Stafford.
Dude, dude, New Orleans, Tennessee Week 17 is gonna be a
movie. It's gonna be wait, hold on, let
me try and sell you on it. Let me try and sell you on it.
New Orleans, Tennessee Week 17
is The Who Cares Bowl that ends up being 47 to 40 a la Brown's
Jets in the famous Lake year. Yeah, I'm, I'm sold.
Yeah, go on, you got. That's all.
I I like to get hyper specific with these tell.
Me some yards all right close your eyes, close your.
Eyes. Close your eyes.
Kendra Miller has scored a 7 yard touchdown.
It's then returned by Julius Chestnut taking a screen 37
yards to the house for the Tennessee Titans.
It's the second quarter. He couldn't even give me Cologne
mullings. It has to be Julius.
Tyler Tyler Shuck Tyler Shuck drops back Play action fake.
He rolls to his right. He sees Rashid Shaheed straight
past the safety. It's the seven string safety for
the Titans. Wait the ball.
Go. Davis didn't recognize the wrong
Jersey network. That's actually bub means.
It's actually Marquez Callaway unretired.
Marquez Callaway is back with the New Orleans.
Saints and Reyes is about to throw the defender slams into a
broken collarbone that. Broken collarbone.
Tyler Shock. Well, you know, he's old, so his
bones are brittle. You know, he's already, he's
already getting osteoporosis. One pick each for us down the
home stretch. 16/17/18 We have a 3462 build.
Who knows, maybe The Sims will still like Shuck Davis.
Your dream could still be alive. No, all right, they won't.
Pat I I really hope I get this one.
I want Davis to have the last pick in the draft and that is
what is going to happen here. Beautiful, beautiful.
This is where you can really express yourself, Davis.
It's too late, this team sucks. What?
This team is fine. Kyler, Marie, Matthew Stafford,
Cam. Bored Kenneth.
Team sucks. This.
Team sucks. Literally the thing that sucks
the most about this team is stuff that you did.
I couldn't couldn't agree more. It's like when you tell the kid
in elementary school, you're pointing that finger at us.
You got three fingers pointing back at you, Davis.
That's why. I'm sure Pat taking Miles
Sanders here is going to fix it. It'll be.
Fine. I think it was it.
Is it Pat? Is it you or me first?
It's me. OK.
Brashard Smith pretty high in the old sidekick.
Yeah, for Shard Smith. God.
Kitchen Kitchen wheel routes. This is a this is a big yeah.
We'll see. We'll see who I've got because I
there's a couple ways to go. Here all right, doubtless goes K
dot. So when when Davis says he's
going to do something for us, he takes a pic we hate and boxes us
in his stuff. When I do something for Davis, I
take his favorite team. Let's go Brashard Smith.
I would not take, I would not take Brashard Smith over Miles
Sanders. And I want to take I want to
take Will Shipley on this team because we're going to need to
find some kind of good running back here.
All right, I'm doing Shipley and Davis can do whatever the hell
he wants with the final pick all.
Right, put Gunner Helm in the queue.
I thought I thought I could get Pete to take Miles Sanders and I
wouldn't have to. Oh, neither of us wanted that on
our hands anymore. We're all bored of taking Miles
Sanders. Weirdly, weirdly, in a way, it's
it's kind of the way people think about Miles Sanders can
get kind of reversed. He is good on his your running
back team to some degree. But when you're this thin at
running back, you do kind of need someone who can just like
project for 17.2 points in in a game, which Shipley like
theoretically could. I feel like you're more making
the argument for Miles Sanders. I'm kind of making the argument.
I wanted some UPS like. Some that's that's what I'm
saying, that's what. I'm saying, he said 17 points.
That's a lot of points. Yeah, 17 projecting for 17
points is a lot. Yeah, I think the running
backroom is fine now. Walker, Warren.
Spears, Benson, Richard. Smith, Shipley.
They probably could use a Sanders, you know, to help fill
some points in along the way. It's.
It needs something to break right quickly.
Tajay Spears. Yeah.
JGFC is asking who's below Restrepo on the depth chart.
I mean, I Restrepo's got to be on the subterranean practice
field with Rondelle Moore. How could there possibly be
anyone behind Restrepo on the depth chart?
I can't. I can't escape this restrepo
talk. It's wherever I go.
It's a team. Also nice for this team too I I
still think. Tooting would have just.
Really. We go Tooting here and then
Davis could take, you know, his favorite player, Tyler Lockett
at pick 216 or something. We'd be good to go.
My my my classmate Tyler Lockett, same age Eskimo bro.
Tyler Lockett's a 30 year old virgin brother.
How many people in your, your new your, the new part of your
audience even know about the Eskimo bro lore?
None. I I would truly guess none.
Have you ever talked about it on your channel?
No dude, family friendly. I don't I, I really don't swear
on on my channel. Oh, but then you come on here
and it's just fuck this and fuck that.
Well, ship chasing, ship chasing sort of has this established
ethos. That's true of, of swearing, of.
Swearing, yeah. No, it is a swear friendly show
for sure. Yeah.
I still love, I still love how we're we're doing that on
podcasts. Like if you go on a, if you go
on a show and you swear. Can I, can I, can I swear on
that? Hey, hey, is it cool if I swear?
Can I? I don't know if I can.
Can can I swear on your show, dude?
Because. What, what, What is the how does
this play out? If the answer is no, in fact my
producer is actually going to have to spend an hour scrubbing
that on the Internet, we're going to have to go lay a beep
in POST. To, to, to Rhino's point, Adam
literally did this to me, said 55 minutes ago.
Adam did it. And I said.
Yeah, Adam.
And I said, yeah, dude, definitely.
Of course man like. But deep down, deep.
Down. I was like, this is a family
friendly show but it's Adam Levitan so I gotta let him cuss.
Deep down, deep down, I was like, that's not going to be
good for the algorithm. Your no Cus standpoint is you
feel like you are going to be limited in the in the young
demographic that would otherwise be served up this content.
No, but I do think that probably if you trigger anything in their
algorithm that is slightly contentious, you are just less
likely to be recommended in general.
I think that's right. Kiandre Lambert Smith, please.
OK, that was funny. Who are we actually taking?
Pete, you could. Tell you, you could tell Pete
isn't online because he doesn't even know about how.
Why hip Kiandra take Jalen Royals?
OK, fine, fine, no comment. Jalen Royals and Brashard Smith.
Let's see how this team did and then maybe we can do another
one. It didn't do good.
It's fine. The tootin pick, kind of the
tootin pick that wasn't, was a bummer.
Yeah, if I really just like kind of go back.
I think everything if you just flip shaheed to tootin this team
fucks. You know, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I I look forward to getting a mea culpa from both of you.
On. On what?
It's going to be it's going to be Week 4.
Rashid Shahid is going to be the wide receiver 17 and you guys
going to be like Jesus Christ. We didn't, we didn't know this
could happen, but it's happening.
The best you're going to get is $50 from me and Pete because
he'll probably outscore Pat Bryant because.
He's going to play more. Oh, you think he's?
Going to you think? You think he's going to outscore
the wide receiver? 4IN the Broncos outbreak.
Yeah, he probably will. But you know what?
If he doesn't that, that's going to be the sweetest $50.00 of
all. That is going to be pretty sweet
a little bit. Of symmetry there as far as it
being a Sean Payton wide receiver and a of course he
because Cortland Sutton's going to get traded and Pat Bryant's
going to have 1200 yards. Who's trading for a 30 year old?
Wide receiver making $16,000,000 The 49ers.
When none of their. Wide receivers are able to
start. Oh, the 49ers don't.
Want to spend any money that's true.
They don't they're. They won't pay the guys they
have, They won't pay the guys they have.
All right, quick recap of this team and then.
We'll do one more Kyler Murray, Matthew Stafford and Cameron
Ward, Kenneth Walker, Jalen Warren, Taje Spears, Trey
Benson, Brashard Smith and Will Shipley.
Jamar Chase, Devante Adams, DJ Moore, Chris Godwin, Debo Samuel
Not Bashel Tooten, Jalen Royals, Trey McBride and Hunter Henry.
It's time for redemption. One more.
It is. It is difficult to.
To make a coherent team when it's three different people just
making doing whatever they want, I honest to God honest.
To God, I I would have, I would have lost money betting on your
guys's individual opinion of Rashid Shahid.
That was like stunning to me, really.
What? Like who?
Who's getting excited about Rashid Shaheed in in 2025?
Like no one wants to draft Crystal Lave.
Why would you want to draft Rashid Shaheed like 4 rounds
later? I mean I would guess both of you
have like. 17% of crystal lave no I I.
No, I don't have 17% Crystal Lave because I don't trust that
that offense at all. I I.
I believe another. One O 1 God damn.
It we're just going to have the exact same conversations over
and over again. Now I won't.
I won't take. I won't take a wide receiver who
generated 20 receptions for 349 yards and three touchdowns and
five games last season. I'll just, I'll just pull up
Mike Evans this time instead of Devante Adams.
Same fucking shit. All right, hey, we got to spin
the wheel here. Didn't he have 3:49 and 3:00?
What did I say? I thought.
Maybe I'm blacked? Out I thought you said all
right, Davis, you're. Back on the clock, give me
Justin Jefferson. 101 dude, do you really want that?
I don't. No, no.
It's hard to know because. Your fake voice sounds like
you're. Your fake voices sounds like
your real voice. So it's sorry I was.
Doing I was. Doing Davis as Pete, doing Davis
as Peter as Davis and I, there was too many layers in.
There's too many layers. Yeah, there was too.
Many layers. I got lost, Yeah, really.
Getting the Influencer Heath Jones says you're missing one
pat. On the wheel.
You did me dirty. Let's.
See here 12345 that is, that is an.
Eyed viewer seriously. You know, I'd like to think it
would have worked. Itself out when after the round
17, there were no more names on the wheel.
But The thing is Keith Pat's kind of a liability in this
exercise. So I was kind of trying to tilt.
Oh come on, if anyone. 'S a liability.
We know who it is. It's not me, I just.
Honestly. Like.
I I. I I I'm having a.
Bad show because I'm so shook. You're Tyler Shook.
Like you guys just. Watched him go 4 for 86 and one
against Kansas City and you were like let's do it.
Sucks. I see you know what this is.
Pete, this is like when. You're like Chip Kelly.
It's like whatever these guys he played against, Yeah, yeah,
they're bringing. They're bringing.
In the guys that went off against him, these coaches, they
saw that guy's good. He I, I think, the Saints, I
think. The Saints are like, honestly,
probably going to be mostly fine on offense.
I really do. I don't know, I think it could
be really. Really gross they're.
Not gonna be. Like.
They're not gonna be good, but I think they're gonna be better on
offense that they are on defense.
Can we check the blockchain? What is your percentage on
Rashid Shaheed? Mr. Shaheed, bowl over here.
All right, let's see. Let's see.
What do we? Think it is?
No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Lauden thinks.
What do you guys think it is?
I think you have 5%. And I'm just gonna it.
It should be for. It no it'll.
Be it'll be. Higher than that, it'll be.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say. 7%, it's not gonna be like 20.
7%, obviously, but it's not gonna be crazy because I have
Higgins and and Trey Harris ranked so high.
Look at him. Look at him backpedaling.
He's already backpedaling all. Right, I have 500 teams.
Rashid Shaheed 11.1% OK, Joey. B got it exactly.
Oh shit, exactly, you might be a slappy.
If you know Davis's Rashid Shaheed exposure down to the
decimal, come on dude. I I don't know what.
That is. That's crazy 5. 100 teams 11.
.1% that is. That is pretty.
That's oh gosh. This is this is just our worst
nightmare, Davis building the same team all right.
Davis, you have this first pick. Here at 2:12 and it's going to
be Pat. OK, we're back on the clock.
It's some of these bigs. Give me, give me, give me.
Josh, Jake. No.
Give me Amarian Hampton. Amarian Hampton.
OK. All right.
We're having fun, Pat. Who do you want Amarian Hampton
to be? My.
Most drafted player. I'll take Trey McBride.
Exposure Team. I just want to.
Let the record show I did switch the order of that because I'm
trying to preserve Omarion Hampton's ADP as much as
possible. But let the record show that
Tray McBride was Pat's pick and Omarion Hampton was Davis.
But we just got to enjoy this while we got it, fellas.
I can't be taking him at 24. I like.
The commitment there trying to
protect the community, OK, so we have the same.
Team, except we've swapped out Devante Adams for Omarion
Hampton. Just for the record again.
So people don't think I'm doing the 8% bit. 694 dollars, 22.7%
Hampton on 500 teams. Hell yeah.
You don't have to list off your.
Exposure for every pick. I just want to make that Nope, I
just, well, I just happen. To have it up and I'm actually
proud of no, I'm it makes me happy makes.
Me happy to hear that Davis is putting his nuts on the table.
How much? How much?
Devante Adams, your. Other pull up guy. 9.7% but.
If I can defend myself, there was no with Levitan.
No, no, there was a while where. Adams was going ahead of Rashi
Rice and I had Rashi. I had, I had, I had Rashi Rice
ranked very highly before the market got there.
So I've seen on Bestball Twitter.
I heard you also like Jaden Blue.
Oh God. Yeah, so I wouldn't, I didn't
want to say that, but I do have 22.5% Jaden, like a lot of Jade
Blue too. I pulled up my.
I was like, what? What I was going to say is I
bet. My entry price you know is is
going to be quite bad compared to the market on on Jaden Blue I
started. To draft a little I got.
I timed out into Jaden Blue the other night and I was like, OK,
that's fine. I think this should be.
The new, this should be the new influencer move.
Like if you, if you're lightweight on a player or
something, you just hop in a big dog and you take that player and
then you just do total fees on that player.
You'd be like, dude, I got $602.00 on him.
So like don't come at me for not like and Rashid she eat.
Don't come at me, bro. I was on him when it mattered.
How about how? About we call Jayden.
Blue's sloth demon. That's pretty good.
That's that's that's really good for you.
All right, I'm going to pick out four. 12.
No, Zach making a great point. Haven't you considered the
combinatorial implications of going against Chase teams that
have Hampton at 48? Yeah, that's tough.
It should we take? Tootin at this next pick.
I'll think about. It just to get him on the squad.
Yeah, for for real. I I was just D Ming shady.
To see if he could take Rashid Shaheed out of The Sims before
we pick again. And he told me that he wouldn't
show up until pick 150, so we should be good.
And I said well on traffic with Davis.
Matt, Mike. Clay, Mike.
Clay has Beechy. He had projected for 900
receiving yards. You guys, you guys have lost the
plot. This is too slappy you.
Guys are you guys are. Slapping too hard, It's my pick.
I'm going to take Devante Smith. That's who I would have taken
even if the bright yellow suggestion wasn't saying that.
Let the record show Davis. You're on the clock.
Travis Hunter, Is there anything this guy likes?
More than just hemorrhaging CLV on these teams.
Now, Pete, this is a. Unique combo now.
Oh, it's fucking. Unique.
All right, Chad, do you want to guess which one of us?
Regularly streams with Liam. You'll never guess.
No, seriously. I'm.
I'm being. I'm being very dead ass.
How would? How would that be a unique
combo? Like Hunter's ADP was fixed at
the 4-5 turn for a while and Hamptons was was.
At the 4-5 turn, too, yeah. Because like this is the worst
case where you just. Have the exact same team, but
you we have the same team without an.
Additional pick with Devonta. Devonta is the unique piece.
It's yeah, it's Devonta versus. First T I'm.
Fine, I'm fine. I'm.
Fine TO1V1 that with the I know, but it's not exactly.
Unique is it? If we're one V wanting but the
but the but you're. Getting you're getting like
12:50 odds of we have 345 turners we're holding.
Hands with a shit. Of the one odds on what?
10 to. 1. Roster.
Combination. It's actually.
Good that. We're huge dogs.
I think we're getting 100. To one odds to advance out of
this pie. I didn't know you guys hated
Travis. Hunter, whatever.
No, dude, it's fine. It's fine.
Some of us. Some of us like generational
Unicorn players. Other others of us.
You know it's not unique because.
He's been. At the 4-5 turn all summer not
about. Travis Hunter.
I like Travis Hunter. He's just not, no.
No, dude, I guys. You know what?
You could take Coral and Sutton on your own time.
It's the. Same fix as everyone else I.
Mean I think we can't get 30. 5% of Travis Hunter if you're
taking DK Metcalf Davis How's how's your?
Eyesight these days. He's he's, he's wrong.
Oh how's my eyesight? I thought this projection in the
chat is wrong. Clay has shaheed for 62926 and 4
but what does he have Pat? Bryant for Oh, I I don't think
you want. To know the answer to that one.
Pat Bryant. For 427 yards he doesn't know
how to handle. Rookies that that Bristol brain
of his can't process Bristol brain.
I do. I do by the.
Way, just for the record, 16.3% Travis Hunter.
I I would hope so if you're. Taking him at pick 49 regularly.
I think I think we should. Remove one of Davis's picks from
the wheel, since he's effectively removed one pick
that we all collectively have in this draft.
Quid pro quo. Quid pro quo.
Oh. Shit, I got a spin.
Nah dude, it's it's fine man you.
Got you Can you can just take Jerry Judy with your next pick.
Peter just played safe. Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't
want. Wouldn't want.
You wouldn't want you to to strain your back picking up a
nickel that you saw on the road, I'm sure.
Mike Clay has Jerry Judy projected very nicely and I have
back-to-back picks here. That's a.
Good question, Jerry Judy for 130 more yards than Rashid
Shaheed, 1 fewer touchdown. Everything.
'S benchmarked against Rashid Shaheed now correct Burrow.
Goes that's that's annoying to. The non T Higgins.
Draft Oh wow, he's protecting the he's protecting.
The integrity of the room, yeah. This is this is the gross range
here though. And This is why Pat did did
Godwin last time, Yeah. You got you guys want to see a
real slap? Here's the You know what?
This is a slap we're gonna have. Some God damn fun there's.
A lot of Jayden Reid and Matthew Golden battles out there.
How about this, motherfuckers? We're gonna slap him.
I mean, dude, look. Anytime you can take a guy who
projects for 59% of his teams are out, it's at the 6-7 turn.
You want to do the Mike Clay thing again?
Because he loves Matthew Golden. Oh, Matthew Golden is like my
favorite. Pick on the board.
Yeah, and I'm telling. You, you guys have pigeoned
yourselves into an ideological battle between between both of
them when the answer is just both.
Jaden. Jaden Reed.
Projected for less fantasy points than Rasheed Shaheed.
OK, I will also. You want to do $50 on that one
too? That's a crystal brain.
That one, do you want to do that?
That one, I'm good. That one I think Mr. Clay, is
probably wrong. You guys ever do the the.
Bag wine the slap the bag that's.
That's he just did the slap. The bag with Jaden Reed and
Matthew Golden. Yeah, I think.
I think. Who's the most?
Who's the most sloppy pick there?
The blind seal? Who?
Which one was the blind seal? You got to slap them together,
Pete. We got both.
Really unique to have them both. Peter, I bet it.
Is because again, it's it's this it's like been politicized.
It's like you're either you're either Trump or Biden, you're
either Reed or golden. And I'm just going to reach
across the aisle and slap it up with both.
If you if you had to say which. One are you?
Which one are you? I think.
I'm I think I'm a Reed. I'm Reed.
I just don't even know if we have anything.
In common anymore this is kind of this is like this is like
when you see your friends from high school and you're like oh
shit based on your past week I. Hope we don't have much in
common, brother. Jaden Reed over Golden.
Feels objectively crazy, but may I don't?
Maybe I'm Maybe I'm too far. You didn't.
You didn't ask me. You didn't really ask me that.
I thought you were asking me like spiritually in the same way
like right wing sloppy, left wing sloppy.
Which one do I more spiritually wrestling?
Oh, I think, I think they're both.
Left wing sloppy, I think Right wing sloppies draft Tucker
Kraft. I think they're both left wing
Sloppy, yeah. Yeah, it's just.
It's like, it's like. Mamdani versus Cuomo, like
you're, you're still a slappy. It's just the degree to which
you are if you're if you're voting.
For Cuomo, you are not a slappy in any respect.
I'm sorry, but do not. Say Cuomo.
That's the most. Most establishment conservative
dude. You know, politically, whatever,
but in the in the small C sense, yeah, you're not slapping.
You're not slapping. Well, it's to which the most
machine. Politic guy.
In history, we are gonna, it looks like.
So we got Pat and Pete here with these next two picks.
The team so far, no quarterbacks.
Way to take Shaheed again. Omari and Hampton.
Jamar Chase divided. Wait, who's who's up?
It's gonna be me and then you. And we have 5 wide receivers so
Pat, if you take a wide receiver, Davis can be blocked
out of taking Rashid Shaheed if he cares at all about structure.
Sure, sure. I I'm gonna.
Lock up etn. Here, because Davis is gonna
make us pass on Tootin, so I might as well get what on earth.
You're up, Pat. OK.
Oh. Sorry, let me get the.
The quarterback up here, I'll, I'll do Michael Pittman here.
OK. Do we do Kyler again?
Well. We have.
Kyler with. McBride, if you want.
I'll, I'll do Pittman. OK.
All right, we have 6 wide. Receivers now, which means Davis
can't in good faith select Rashid Shahid with Travis ETN.
Dude, what are we doing? I didn't make any pick that bad.
What do you mean ET NS? Fine, there we need a running.
Back we we need a running back too.
Yeah, but we have one. Running back on this team,
Davis, we have one. Who would you have taken?
Tough guy? No, don't get out of this.
With a bit I would have. Taken a Giants running back?
Probably. Ryan says thanks for giving me.
Shaheed Boys. Thank you for doing.
That So David you Ryan Yeah I know you guys don't really
consume much news Davis and I know you kind of barely are on
Twitter, but I want to show you a little tweet from today.
What are? What are?
What are the? Odds that it's the one the tweet
we had pulled up earlier, Travis ETN continues.
To be the player who is always catching passes from the
quarterbacks during positional drills has had been Evan Ingram
in recent years. I don't know.
Davis seems good. You know what?
You know what vibe I'm? Getting This is like when I told
Matt Kelly that Leonard Fournette was gonna get caught
the year. Yeah, yeah, get.
That David comparison away from me.
But. Now that you guys are boys, you
want to say your your fast draft promo code over here, Davis?
Yeah, $50. Imagine if I.
Muted you if. You How long would it take you a
full hour to list off all your promo codes at this point?
Davis Probably longer. How am?
I supposed to feed my. Family, Pete.
I have no other way. No other way of Rashid Shahid.
I have no other way to generate money.
Other than promo codes. All right, Pat has the next.
Pick and Davis is not good all. Right, Pat and Dave here.
Here's the team so far. No quarterbacks 2 Running backs
Omarion Hampton and the polarizing Travis Etn. 6 wide
receivers. Jamar, Chase, Devante.
Smith, Travis. Hunter, Jane.
Reed and Matthew. Golden, Michael Pittman and Trey
McBride. I love that you guys are going.
To have to say and the worst pick on this team, Travis Owner
really could have been good. Other than Travis owner noted
noted non Travis owner guys, no Travis owner.
Was a fine pick, it's just that you said he was unique when he
was like one of the most commonly non Bengals Cardinals
guys to go with those players. But he's unique.
Now contest isn't even 50% full, brother.
Oh, OK, yeah, he's less. Commonly paired with those guys
now, but think about, think about, think about total.
Number of draft boards who just the uniqueness.
Isn't how I would sell that that's.
Who is first here? Who is first?
I'm first I. I will take Jordan Love.
Did someone kind of thought about trying to box?
That big big your choice. Did someone kind of box you in
there brother? I thought about trying to.
Box in Davis, but I'll just do that.
Glad to see the sidekick and I are on the.
Same page after I took Matthew Golden and Jane Reed.
Who do you want, Davis? I won't.
Lead the witness by. Going down a certain position,
Spears. Where do you get your ideas and
why are? They the same every time you're
on the clock because I draft off my.
Rankings dude do. You want to tell the.
People where they can find. Those.
Too smart for you now? Not going to get me twice you.
Wanted to say it's. So bad.
No, because honestly, now that I.
Stream everyday. I like actually like don't have
time to write like there's there's like actually no time
off. I am making my my.
Slow draft picks right now and I'm about to take by Shel Tootin
just as my own little private method of resistance.
Own little treat to yourself. Yeah, David, if I.
Keep muting you. You could hold up your QR code
to the screen as a way to get the word out.
There. Oh, what?
Happened. Where did he go, Liam?
Liam has a good bit going right now where Noah Fant is like the
tight end 24 in his rankings. I I read his.
His article he has he he put Noah Fant under the Dolphins
section to take him in anticipation of him signing with
the Dolphins. That's the.
Kind of gal brain that. Neither of you could even dream.
I, I, I agree. I mean.
That's frankly, it's impressive. All right.
How's this show still going, Pat?
You have the next pick. Yeah.
Make sure you guys subscribe. While you're here.
And Pete? Let's.
See. Is 2 not work?
All right, here's the team. I was going to take tooten but I
didn't. Want to get yelled at so I took
Spears. I do like Spears man.
I'm I'm hype on Spears. Love Hampton, etn Spears, Jamar
Chase, Devante Smith, Travis Hunter, Jaden Reed, Matthew
Golden, Michael Pittman, Trey McBride.
I wasn't I thought you might have gone craft, but you just
didn't want to give in to the big Packers industrial complex
that we have been building on this team.
Davis. Yeah, I.
Mean Kraft is. Is fine.
I thought running back was a larger structural need because
we just took a stone. 0 is our running back too.
I thought about. Maybe taking?
Lawrence to try to box you into love, but then I was worried you
might you might go rogue. I drew, I thought we.
Needed to just double tap quarterback.
There I. Think part of being.
A huge Tooten Bowl, which I can consider myself, is also wanting
to take a lot of ETN because the whole point is we're excited
about whoever wins this backfield.
That's because your brain has not.
Expanded to the degree to need to see what the actual true
upside case is all. Right, let me get Cameron Ward.
OK. Wow, where do we all?
Collectively, get our ideas. Are we going to just.
Draft the exact same team we did last time.
We need a running back here. It's Benson or White or.
You know what we could do? We could do.
Samsung too. Yeah, I was.
Just gonna say, why don't we? Why?
Don't we pull him up? He's been going.
Higher than this in some. Drafts, yeah.
I have Samsung ranked. Really high compared to ADP.
Just feel like I I think I have him in the one 30s.
The Well, yeah. And I mean, he's been it.
He has such a wide range of where he'll go.
Like I've seen him go at 1:15 and sometimes he'll go out as
ADP. So yeah, 1:45 for Samson seems
good. Yeah, I guess.
I guess I don't. Know because the the Judkins
thing is now not totally front of mind.
People are not just like blind sealing themselves to be the
first person to I'm the one I read wrote a world I know I know
Judkins gonna be suspended it's. It's it's it's.
As if there's like a rush to the exits of like this.
Judkins news is going to break within the next 20 minutes and I
have to cap and I have to be the one who knows.
Yeah, in the NFLI mean in their. Defense just famously super fast
with how quickly they dole out these suspensions.
Super quick, yeah. Yeah, ABS super.
Yeah, they. They get, they get right to it
immediately all. Right.
We, we, we need to. Spin, you're right, we have two
davises 2 paths. And 1P, we got a pack coming up.
It is. It's like a, it's like a door.
Buster, it's like a Black Friday, everyone, everyone Black
Friday rushes in to get to draft deal and Samson not realizing
they could get the same deal online.
That's like that's like draft, like drafting Jerome Ford is
just like getting the sale from home.
They. They're the they they're,
they're veterans from the RJ Harvey opening day wars.
Just take you down that Best Buy door to go grab the discounted
plasma TV. So what?
It's a double. Pat Double. 2461.
Jordan Love. Cameron Ward, Hampton, ETN
Spears, Dylan Sampson, Chase Devante Smith, Travis Hunter,
Double Green Bay wide receiver Michael Pittman and Trey
McBride. Jack Besh going at 1:00. 61
despite continued bearish reports about being on the depth
chart. A drum beat of sadness.
That's how you can tell. That's how you can tell.
Pete has not bet on Twitter today.
What are you talking about? The BESH report yesterday was
was awful. Like Thornton has locked down
the the job in three wide receiver sets, the 11 personnel.
Was Besh Thornton Myers yesterday all right?
Give me a gear. He just went.
He just went, damn it. All right.
Gino's popping because we need a third quarterback, probably.
Let's just take him, OK? We don't, Yeah, we don't have
any. Anything going here and Besh is
already off the board. Shucks, you're up, Pat.
Give me, give me Jayden Blue. He was at the top.
We'll mix him in. Yeah, flipped it down.
I certainly like. 169 Jayden Blue more than my pick. 140
Jayden Blues Yeah. What's your average?
Entry price into Jayden Blue Sloth Industries.
I mean about here. Because I wasn't drafting.
Him at all before So good for you.
I was vocal. About it.
I. Tried to get you to come on
board. Sloth Industries.
We had an open position. The guy was like actively making
fun of you and Jacob. You were for doing.
No, Jacob. You.
You were.
Making fun of me to the point that you lumped Jacob in with
me. Jacob was was kind of middling
our two positions. He wasn't as anti blue.
It wasn't. Jacob's the big Miles Sanders
guy. Well.
I hate to say it, but I am. As well.
Yeah, but the Jacob. Jacob was.
Pounding the table for Sanders, as I remember it on ADP, chasing
the the earliest the the thing. Yeah, OK, that's fair.
That's fair. The thing about?
Miles Sanders is that he is now. Like Miles Sanders occupying a
place in the fantasy football slappy hive mind is just like
such a like we got to go back like something.
But his ADP is not. There is a little bit of that
he's. Like we just took him out.
What? What pick?
Or what? What was he on the board at one
night? No, he passed on him, but we
should have taken him. Yeah, the.
The slappies aren't winning any hive.
Mind battles with Miles Sanders 'cause he's still free.
I mean 15th. Round versus. 18th round, not
100%, completely not important. Oh, but taking Travis Hunter 4.
Spots ahead of the EV. God, God forbid, I guess when
you I guess when you when you hate the player like you guys
hate Travis Hunter. I guess it is.
You know, it's brutal. No, I famously got you on Travis
Hunter. So.
Yes, I'm thinking about it. Peter.
Peter who drafted. 19 big boards famously told me that.
No, I once saw. I once saw a post in the ship
chasing. Discord.
I think Pete really convinced me on Hunter in that video.
Maybe. Maybe I was just hyping your
video up because I'm a good friend.
Or are you deleting all your discord posts these days?
Might be smart for you to do that.
No, I just can't post a discord anymore.
I think I learned a awesome. Well, you're off to a bad start.
If that's a resolution. Double Davis.
With no I.
Guess we need a tight end the two.
Worst words in the English. Language double Davis.
All right. I guess we need a tight end.
So put jig in the queue. I don't know who's who's.
Our other tight end. I know Davis.
You've only been streaming for like. 11 months, but you don't
put players in the queue that you want to take.
All right, It's a billboard. If we if we get.
If we get sniped. On jig, I think somehow we're
going to find a way to make it. Oh, so you're saying it's a
false flag queue? Could be a Greg Dole situation.
Wow, Dante Thornton off board. And Shig, what a this is rich.
This is real rich, guys, we never need it.
We never needed Shig. I'm going to let I'm going to
let Pat take a guy with the last pick.
Give me, I don't have a pick. Give me Blake Corum.
Where? Is this coming from?
This. Is a Rasheed.
This is a. Rasheed Shaheed, ass pick.
We're going to discuss this in a second.
Rashard Smith's right there. All right, give.
Me give me. What's our quarterback?
Give me? We have Jordan Love.
Give me IO Manor. Give me IO.
Manor. A7 We have.
We need a. Tight end, All right, Give me,
give me, give me Dalton. Schultz, give me Dalton.
Schultz Oh my God. We didn't.
We got IO. Manor Pete even.
Pete's not. That nimble man I was setting,
I'm setting that up for fanon. I I literally couldn't have the.
Last pick, not me. It's either the chat.
Says I fucking. Love Dalton Schultz or we take
an unnecessary 7th wide receiver.
Well, we. Didn't have a, We didn't have a
wide. We didn't have a.
Pass catcher with Ward yet I I think the.
Structure was more important than the.
Stacking. If you're caring about stacking
over structure, you've probably been staring at the sun for too
long. I.
Mean I I think IO manner there is fine.
If Trey McBride is, if Trey McBride is not our Guy Davis, I
think we're talking about Blake Horn over Jarquist.
Hunter, I thought you were the king of the slaps.
Are you gonna have your slap card revoked?
I I think it would be really irresponsible.
To have like a really firm take on which one would be the guy
via Mr. Goldhover Reid is now concerned about really.
Strong coin flip takes. I've got 12% Hunter, 10%.
Quorum. There's good people on both
sides. I just think you should like.
I think you should effectively flip a.
Coin. All right, well, can you flip
the weight? I have 11.
I have 11% or 8% quorum. So yeah, I'm actually with you,
Davis. There's no.
Difference.
You don't know probably right now there there is a there's a
big difference in their prospect.
Profile and who they are as runners well, yeah, core much
better prospect I mean. For if we're gonna bring.
Up Prospect Quorum is a slightly better prospect.
But like. When when you win with.
Those guys is very different. Yeah, Kyron famously.
Like a really big explosive. Great athlete.
So that's what we should be trying to replicate.
Kyron was Kyron was actually a good.
Prospect. Yeah, Sean McVeigh famously had
a full year of Blake. Korum in his system and said,
you know what, even though I never got him on the field and I
am going to draft Jarquest Hunter and we're going to try to
extend Kyron Williams, Blake Korum is really the guy we need
around here. The ranch had drafted running
the. Rams have drafted a running back
every year that Mcveigh's been the head coach.
You just. Don't remember some of them
because they were so bad. No, I remember some of them.
I I drafted them. Remember.
Remember spending $405? From Zach Evans Oh yeah, that's
why I very much remember. Them all right, let's see which
tight end is going to dig us out of this hole I was setting it up
I was setting it up for. For the slap kick right here I
think is doing. Its job, I can't.
Take Dawn. There's there's.
There's actually a funnier. Slappy tight end to take, but
Pete is probably not deep enough in the weeds to know who it is.
I'm gonna take my favorite tight end.
But I'm Let me see, is Hochberg gonna snipe us?
Ferguson likely my. The tight end I wanna take is
not even recommended. By the slap kick right now and I
think I'm gonna out slap the. Slap kick.
You're going to do Gadsden? No.
I would be surprised if Pete. Has opinions on Gadsden?
I'm a Jutavian Sanders bro. I'm.
I am. He's very happy to take him.
Yeah, he's fine. I mean.
He's fine. He's not.
Very not. Very.
Not very. Blind clapping seal of you but.
I wasn't expecting Sanders to be there.
He's not normally there with. The last pick, Pete, now do you
think maybe you should have stacked?
It up and taken gunner. Helm People.
People forget Gunner Helm would have had a better combine.
If he didn't just gut it out on that ankle.
The how many? What's your gunner helm
exposure? I bet I've taken him.
Gunner Helm. Gunner Helm .2%.
Which means I've taken him once all.
Right here's this final team. Jordan Love, Cameron Ward, Geno
Smith, Omarion Hampton, Travis ETN, Taje Spears, Dylan Sampson,
Jane Blue and Blake Fucking, Korum, Jamar Chase, Devante
Smith, Travis Hunter, Jane Reed, Matthew Golden, Michael Pittman,
Alec Ailemanor and Trey McBride and Jatavian Sanders.
I'm saying this is a pretty good team I was going to.
Say that team turned out fine. Anyone want?
To call it fun, Can you imagine? How good it would have been
with? Courtland Sutton instead of
Travis Hunter. Look, I.
Like Travis Hunter on this team, I.
Don't think he helps us get unique.
No dude, it's fine. You and Pete that we were
rejecting. Not the, pick the.
Logic behind the pick, Davis Yes, Sometimes you just got to
say things, dude. Sometimes you just make a.
Pick and you're just talking. You just got to say, I know it's
30. Hours a week because sometimes.
You just got to say. Things sometimes I want the
Davis Mintatic Master class. Lesson Chapter 2 Sometimes I
don't even know what's about to come out of my mouth when I
start. Talking, but I know I'd rather
die than have dead air. I I was I sometimes, sometimes I
do. Scouting, you know, I go watch
other people's streams like I'm, I'm like watching Pete streams
and trying to pick things up and I was watching some streams.
You have little binoculars. I just.
I just I. Just I just.
Watch and I I've I've clicked through some streams.
The last couple. Days that from like bigger
accounts and they were like awful, like full of like dead
air, like not like just bad. And, you know, sometimes,
sometimes. You got to remind.
Yourself of what you don't want to be OK, OK all.
Right watching all 22 of Mr. P. I'm surprised I'm.
Surprised. That's not even like a thing.
I bet there is like something. I bet there is, man.
I bet there's content around that.
Oh I I do. I do like the.
The GPT that I've created for like thumbnail criticism, I've
trained it on Bryson, Mr. Beast and underdogs thumbnails like
that's like what it's like reference point is, so I'm sure
it exists. You know what you should do?
You know what I saw this clip. This is a Mr. Beast thing the
other day Davis and you should do this.
One of his YouTube hacks is he has his same channel, same
content but dubbed in various languages.
So shit, you know Portuguese. Yeah, I think you should start.
Dubbing and re uploading have a Portuguese but there's no no
one. No one but Americans.
Yeah, I was going to say no one, no one but Americans plays
basketball, dude. Know what?
They don't care about playing. They just want to be.
Entertained man, I think we need a we need a little Swedish Davis
Matic channel. Just imagine the possibilities
if if Davis Matic becomes like. Sweden's 10th most popular
streamer. That really would be great.
We, we, we got to, we got to make that happen.
I, I, I considered it. I considered it.
Until I thought 3 seconds for the logistics and then I was.
Like there's, there's no. Well, there's just no.
Total addressable market. My goodness.
All right. Pat, let the people know what's
going on with the with the sidekick this week.
Yeah, as you saw, we've. Got a couple updates.
That just rolled out. It's on Chrome now and you can
use this new feature, the player ability availability percentage
to see likelihood of someone coming back.
Really helps with the Ikbs, with pushing guys around, turns,
etcetera. Matt Irby had an article out
this morning on on tight end first downs looking at some of
the deeper tight ends. Michael Dumer had a good article
this week on week 17 in Best Ball Mania.
Check out my DraftKings article if you haven't already.
That's a free one for anyone who wants to just see the five guys
that can't stop drafting on DraftKings, including Bashal
Tooten. Rasheed Shahid did not make the
list. And then, yeah, a bunch of
times. He's even better pick on
DraftKings. He's even better pick on
DraftKings. He's in a debtor.
I I prefer him in half. PPR, yeah.
I prefer him in managed leagues. It's a lot easier to predict
when he's going to catch his one touchdown for the year.
I just I, I just can everyone. Please, just like if you don't
remember anything, just remember how dismissive these guys were.
That's all. It's all we remember.
All right, Davis, what do you want to plug?
How much time do you have? Go for it.
No, I'm streaming a big dog. With her.