It's the draft of the year. You guys have all been awaiting
it. Crack rock back on the ship
chasing airwaves. We are in an FFPC main event.
Can the four of us take down the $1,000,000 top prize?
Will we take Robert Woods over Cooper Cup?
Only time will tell. Let's go.
Pat Fryer helmos This is what this is what I'm hot Anita.
Hand job fix your side, Jamar. And also play chase you.
Can't handle the heat. It looks like we're finally fist
boys. You're right.
All right, Ben. Gretch, Pat Karain, Crack rock.
I was wondering where you would be broadcasting from tonight.
We're back to. You.
Yeah, No Hamptons, No Mara Largo.
You're back at the NYC. Yeah, I'm in the big city
because I. I have birthdays coming up so
and I have anniversaries coming up this weekend.
So had a had a reskills band. Oh.
My God.
Oh my God. It's the gift that keeps on
giving. I snap clicked it.
I didn't even ask you guys. I snap.
You don't. Need to Yeah, whoa boom, dude.
Let's go. What a moment.
We are off and running. Yes, this.
Is it's the long con you get Mr. Cranking Purple himself on the
show making them think we all want Travis Kelsey just so you
can get Justin Jefferson to. Fall to wonder, My God.
I love that you stop clicking. You're like I'm not letting this
like. Go away something.
Like there's no. Phones like it would get, yeah.
Yeah, you didn't. You didn't want bulky to or or
Bryce to through the miss click and.
Whoa. We were hoping for Chase.
That's a fun start. Yeah, like, literally right
before the show starts. Cracker goes.
Yeah, not getting Justin Jefferson.
Maybe Chase? Maybe, Yeah.
Let's go well. That just screws out.
We don't even have to worry about two and three now.
Yeah, we don't even have to draft.
We just put it on autopilot, yeah.
See you guys next week crack crack.
How you been, man? We haven't.
We haven't connected in a long time.
I know I missed you over April. I was gonna come on and it was
the holidays and I totally effed you.
And so I apologize for that. Things have been good.
I'm good. I'm healthy.
That's all I really care about. But I I can't believe we got
Justin Jefferson. I mean, I've done 25, I've done
25 giraffes and I have, I have 0.
Jefferson. I haven't gotten a one or two or
even barely a 3. It's like there's a conspiracy.
So you guys are bringing me luck.
And then we never we and us luck.
Yeah. Well, notice the name of our
team, Pete. I did.
I told my wife about this. Yeah.
So I think that's the luck that we're bringing here.
What's the backstreet? It's my child's name, yeah.
Cuz. Crack, I thought.
Crack picked the name. I was thinking of the month
because he did pick the name. I did.
I did pick the name. I did pick the name.
I did. Came over me right before Pete
said. Yeah.
That crack crack, right DMA and he's like can we get April on
stream? I'm like at fucking 10:00 at
night. She's been asleep for three
hours crack. Yeah, I thought you could do a
little prerecording clip where maybe you were bench pressing or
something like that. Bench pressing my name.
Again, I mean I knows content. Yeah.
Or or get or get you on one of those pelotons doing your
underdog workout. That's right.
That that was that was pretty
epic that I I saw a pat there in the back, just like trying to
crack a sweat, trying to keep up with the Mr. Swole.
The Golden, the Golden the Golden Boy right there Pete.
I mean damn, are the are the roids just getting directly
injected into the the biceps now?
Yeah, well that's I get the roids and then I bench press my
20 pound, nine month old and that's basically all my work.
It's surprising how how effective that is.
Crack was given was was getting thirsty in the backstage and
Pete was like, let's talk strategy for a minute.
Let's save this for the for the stream.
All right. Well.
The yellow crack rock. I'm even surprised we were able
to even get you for this show because like since we last did
this, like you were just some delinquent that got crossfaded
and like barely was present for a stream.
Since then, you become a political and NFL insider to.
To do this stream. Yeah, Like and you blew us off
in the spring. I I mean, I'm shocked that
you're here, honestly. Yeah, the.
It it's it's the dates are tough.
You know I'm being besieged with requests from all over.
Even even Fox News is on me because they they don't like
Trump, they like the Santas, so they even want an appearance.
And then I'm thinking about Newsmax as a part time host.
So. I didn't know you're going to go
to the right of Trump as as part of this.
Old deal. Well, it's just when I was down
in Florida, it was I was just getting so much information
because I was playing it one course with all the NFL owners.
Then I go to Mar a Lago with my friends and they were just be.
Literally on the patio it was just lawyers after lawyers after
lawyers just coming in and out and in and out because they
needed so many for all their, you know, disciples, you know,
they, you know, I guess all those workers.
And it's funny because one night I was burning some trees in Mar
a Lago with my what is we were off like on the bushes and I
swore to God, these guys were fucking moving boxes.
And I was like, what the fuck are these guys doing over there?
My buddy was like, I don't know, dude, you know, you these guys,
they get so drunk, they get so hammered.
And then I realized that those were the guys.
I mean the one guy literally. Park used to park the cars.
That one guy from Portugal, I used to call him Lisbon because
that was, I knew that was the capital of Portugal.
So my nickname for him was Lisbon.
I'd see him every time I'd be like Lisbon and I'd give him a
20 spot to keep my car up front. I I swear to God, I'm not
joking. If you look at that dude, he's
just this nice, you know, Portuguese guy and we talk about
Lisbon and. Because that he's like, how do
you know Lisbon? And I'm like, well, I had to do
a book report in fifth grade. Back in seven with the back,
back in 10 Eastern on the dot J Mike said.
I've got a crack rock bingo board ready.
The free space is by dispensary, Sells the good stuff.
I want to know if you've hit your bingo already before the
2nd pick because you might have. Like we we went to a lot of
topics there. Yeah, yeah, you should have a
bingo board. And why have I not gotten an
invite to the randomizer? Wow.
That's a good question. Wow is this?
Is this clock frozen right now? Yeah, OK, so we already froze
it. Someone was trying to draft Tony
Pollard and can't get Tony Pollard.
You know what, Crack rock. I'm gonna be completely honest
with you because I like doing the double headers for drafts.
I legit thought about asking you to do the randomizer and I was
like if crack rock flakes on me and then I'm having to scramble
to get another guest cuz I legitimate, I was like, that'll
be perfect, we'd do the randomizer, but you flaked on me
so many times that it just wasn't even something I
considered. No, it was, yeah, in April it
was. I got the Guild trip that it was
passed over and I couldn't do it.
You know my mom and dad were like, no, you got to go to.
I'm like, I got the stream to do.
They're like, no, no, no, no. It's the high holy days.
You got to go. And I'm like, come on.
It's so I I got what is going on here.
The FTC commit. He was.
He was trying to draft Pollard. He said it multiple times.
Yeah, I don't know. He's telling the Commission, the
chat, that he was good and the Commission was like, are you
capable of making the pick? He said no, I'm good.
And then he took. That.
Was Monte Adams. It was Lord Smith that was
saying all this, and then he took to Monte Adams when it when
it started back up. All right.
Well, this is going straight ADP.
I mean from, And here's where the cutoff is.
What I'm saying is these next two picks we need.
If we have. Jefferson, your preacher off
concern isn't a concern, right is.
No, it's it's right. You're the one that set the
queue because I just want to let people know crack rock.
Put the entire 1st 3 rounds in the queue, so.
I did. I did because I haven't figured
out and and and so now this guy fell to us.
Because Derek Henry. All right, so now it's our.
We're talking about T Atkins and Devonta Smith, right?
Yeah, yeah. So Devonte is not supposed to be
here. So do you wanna do Devonte?
I like both of those guys. Do you guys have a preference?
Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, let's.
I would lean Devonte. I do think Jefferson Devonte is
not going to be very common, if that's at all a tie breaker,
but. Yeah, that's a good.
That is a good tie breaker, cuz Jefferson Higgins will be a
little bit more. More common I would guess.
Yeah, that's that. That's nice.
And so now we shouldn't talk because Don, Ron and and and
these guys are here. I have T ahead of Devonte, but I
was thinking the same path and I was kind of leaning Devonte for
that reason. I think it's a good call.
I'll be curious if the one Hole does tea with Chase and then the
two who already passed on tea for Calvin Ridley.
There's a chance we get both. Oh, you're right.
Because he doesn't want Higgins here.
Maybe, yeah. I mean, you would think you
would think he's. Mahomes at 302, you're thinking,
Yeah. So who's who's at the turn here?
The couple running backs maybe? Oh, right, right.
Mahomes. Definitely.
Gotta go to the Kelska, right? Crack What?
What is your 2023 cranking purple philosophy?
Obviously you were you were down to take Kelsey at three.
Are you still late? Tight end where?
Holy shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hawkinson goes at 212. Whoa, whoa.
Wow. It is tight end, premium people.
Yeah, I don't know if you. Knew that it's.
No, but that's, yeah, that's tight in premium.
I knew it was tight in premium. I didn't know it was that much
tight in premium. Hey man, no, I I I can send it
the three fourth term. Get you guys you know he's not
on the three fourth term you guys.
There's no such thing as a but. That's that's the well.
Well, now, now we're gonna have an interesting decision here.
Who's? I mean, I think we got to take
Waller at this point. I mean, he's tight end.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's clear.
Honestly, we're usually the ones starving the room here, but I
feel like a little hungered. We need to get that tight.
I feel starving. I was.
Did not want to take Higgins ran the clock way down both times.
Whoa. And now this is loose cannon
here too. Dude is yellow with the craking
purple. Dude, let's do it.
I think we take T Higgins here guys.
I. Can't believe none of the Qv's
went. It's it's gotta be we gotta
pinch yellow here. It's not even a question.
Or are you thinking Jalen Hurts? You want to stack up Jalen
Hurts. Oh shit, I didn't even realize
that we can get a stack. I I I would be Higgins,
probably. But I would hit be Higgins.
Yeah, I think I'm Higgins too. This just.
Seems it's Higgins we to get 3. Let's pass.
I was just listening to the Go Bills guys on Establish the Edge
with Leonie and they were they were kind of expressing some
skepticism skepticism on the the.
Devonta Smith stack for the spring.
Just cuz it's gonna be so common and it's so expensive.
That that is. That is.
Whoa, DJ Moore. Dude, this room is livid a
little. We last week with Sean, we were
in a loose room. We got another loose room here,
guys. Yeah, wow.
Everything worked out. It's the Qb's that are falling.
I can't believe it. Yeah.
That is. That's a nicest start as you can
get Crack. How many main events have you
drafted so far this year? I I haven't, I haven't started
the main events yet. I've just been doing the the
babies, the three 50s and doing some other ones at RT and then I
have a 3K high stakes, 2K high stakes.
And another 1K? High stakes just the 50s?
Do you need a loan crack rock? Yeah, I know, right.
It's been a tough year. Are you gonna be able to make it
out to Vegas? Can't get the price?
Yeah, I I like doing the mains as late as possible because it's
just the the the sharpest always starts early and then fades
late. So I'm going to start off next
week. Wow, Jalen Hertz is falling to
just unreal levels. Yeah this is this is pretty well
Diggs drafter might get Allen. A.J.
Brown drafters probably already starting to pray for Hertz.
Would you guys take my homes unstacked ahead of Hertzer
Allen? I feel like he goes high cuz of
Kelsey usually, right. Right.
I'm. I'm burst over Mahomes without
Kelsey. Yeah, well.
What if you guys went? It's much easier to stack after.
Yeah, you went a lava then. Then you got Mahomes when you
were drafting with when you had the Bills guys and you had Davis
and Liam too, right? Yeah, this has to be out, right?
Yeah. I mean, it's not every draft
that you can get the most dysfunctional triumvirate of
Kyle Dvorchak, Davis Maddox and Chess Liam in your drafts.
So that doesn't come around. Yeah, I was confused as why
didn't they try to F you and take my homes?
I don't know, man. I don't.
Know, I mean just. They couldn't even, they
couldn't even fit, like get each other on the same page to have a
coherent strategy like screwing us over.
They were too busy all thinking different things.
Did you listen to the podcast? It was great.
Yeah, it was. But it was almost like it was
like they were like punching each other in the face or
something. Crack.
What?
What is your fantasy football
media consumption diet? What?
What stuff do you listen to? I really just.
I really just watch you guys correct?
I mean, I mean not to blow smoke up your ass, but.
Please do. You guys actually have I I hate
the ones where they're just like all serious and you know,
everyone's, you know, it's all fucking dark and no one's
fucking around and no one's talking about you.
Probably like the last couple weeks.
Then also Joe Mixon goes at 3:10 for the audio listeners.
We're we're living a little tonight.
Joe Mixon goes ahead of Jonathan Taylor and Ramadre Stevenson.
Anyways, continue. Crack Rock.
Please continue. What were you saying?
I can't remember some about Shift his hand on it.
Go on. All right, I need.
I need to smoke after these next two pigs.
The queue is completely empty because Crack Rock put the top
24 picks of the queue and now they're all gone.
And. Now he's like, add my eyes
wearing off, I get another hit. All right, so start adding your
boys here. Who?
Who do you got? Please don't take Naji Harris
out of the cute crack rock. Just.
There's Speaking of living a little, there's been eight
straight picks without a receiver, and there's one
receiver that usually would have gone in the Saint picks.
There he goes. Debo Debo goes, so our team
here, we started. Justin Jefferson, Devon Smith, T
Higgins from the 13. Some people in the chat were
incensed that we didn't take Jalen Hertz to stack up with
Devon Smith here, but I'm very happy with that decision.
Yeah well that's cuz you guys got these guys on the stack.
Everything is stack, stack, stack Your best ball.
I, I, I still haven't got there goes Watson.
That's early for him, but. All right.
So Judy obviously is undraftable.
Yeah, what? Do you know what?
I didn't get any word on him. I mean, it just happened today.
I've seen stuff all over where he could open up the season on
IR to be. I mean, they said.
A a decent, like, not a mild hamstring string.
Like a like a medium severity, right?
Like, yeah, things like a hamstring.
Whatever that means. For a hamstring 2 weeks before
the season starts, that's not ideal.
What is your guys's price for Judy like?
Where would you take him like late 5th?
I I push them down there, but I I don't.
I have the decision to to take him or lock it and I took lock
it. Yeah, I pushed him further than
that. Even I pushed him behind like
Rashad Bateman. OK.
Yeah, that's, yeah. I mean, I think hamstrings can
linger. I think, you know, there's
already concerns about the offense, a lot of those
elements. It's just, yeah, it just was not
an ideal start. I was really high on him but I
pushed him quite a bit. It's funny how last year
everyone loves Sutton and everyone hated Judy and now
everyone hated Judy. I mean, everyone loved Judy and
hated Sutton. And now?
Let's see where Sutton goes. I have Bateman kind of high I
should say I pushed I I haven't must ahead of Brandon Cooks like
in that like I still have Judy before like the wider.
No I that's where I had Bateman too but I just I mean I'm taking
Batemans on my highest drafted players yeah so I draft so but I
know where I know where you probably have ranked.
It's a lot lower than where Judy was going.
All right. You who wants to rank these
these guys in our queue because we got, well there goes one.
We need 3. Crack rock referencing Josh
Jacobs going at 46 The Mahomes drafters on the clock here.
The the the pic since we took T Higgins, so DJ Moore, Patrick
Mahomes, Keenan Allen, then we had the Qb's Hertz, Allen Waller
goes, then mix and Taylor remodre to close out the third
round. Then we get Lamar Jackson going
unstacked to our guy Frank in the 12 hole ET and Debo, Samuel,
Christian Watson, George Kittle, Omari Cooper, Josh Jacobs.
We're here to see what the 4-5 Mahomes drafter does and then
we'll be on deck after that all. Right.
Everyone add their favorite or the OR the.
Guns go. All right, he's at the top of
our queue, so I'm really glad he went cuz he's not really a
target, he's not really a guy. Then Drake London, Are we gonna
let Race It be correct here. Is this just another Breeze
hall? That would be my preference.
I literally can't even find another option that I could
consider. No surprise, but my preference
would be Breeze Crack. It's like that.
Obvious, right? I would consider Hopkins just
because of Burke's being hurt and him just being a target hog.
I do think, I do think Hopkins, like if we're trying to play,
like getting both of those guys, I do think taking briefs first
makes sense. The one hole doesn't have a
running back yet. Like if one guy comes back, it's
definitely Hopkins Over over Breese, Yeah, we have another
guy who could come back in the fifth true back.
That would be interesting. So I would just.
I'd prefer to. Get there?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it. And then that gives me some jet
routing interest. Yeah, Breese's.
Breese's are, are are ship chasing trump card play over uh
what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
yo-yo, yo. Hit the button.
Crack rock, you said you had it. Oh fuck I I hit the Commission
help button. Don't hit it, just whatever.
Breece will come back around. Oh, I already hit it.
All right, Whatever. Oh, now what are we going to
say? I'm pressing, We're pressing on
the plane here. We get help here.
Draft is paused due to do the help request.
Should I should we comment on this?
Yes. Can you tell me what happened?
Cuz I'm logged in like I can press it.
I thought you were pressing the buttons.
I can press the buttons. I'm good at it.
If you want me to press the buttons I'm gonna say what do
you top I love. So FFPC Commission says April
what can I assist with? The the FFPC Commission is
talking with my sleeping nine month year old right now.
What are you writing? Crack.
Crack crack. I just.
I just wrote we had a miscommunication.
Two drafters Pick was supposed to be Breeze Hall.
Then what's cracked crack? New issues?
Well, I I. This is so embarrassing.
It's really embarrassing. It really is Boomer City.
The chat is Ripley goes. Crack crack.
Can you tell me what happened? Cuz I will click the pics, I
honestly can do it. I I What happened?
I thought you were clicking the pic.
You click T. I didn't click that.
What? What?
Oh, I no, he said. I see.
Gotcha. 01 SEC. Yeah, our buddy.
Our buddy writes in the in the draft that he writes in the
chat. April, can you clarify?
Yeah, OK. Free salt.
We got free salt, guys. Oh, for happen again.
We can't let this happen again, guys.
OK. OK.
Anyone can click who else is here?
I love that Pete's response, which was the right response,
was I'm like, let's just leave it.
I honestly care more about the shame than I do getting the pick
we want. I'm just like just I care.
I care more about the pick, but now I care more about the shame
and wish we didn't do it to regret me too.
It wasn't worth it. We just took Compass, which we
just yeah. Well, what's this?
I wonder what this guy's gonna do.
I'm in like the field in my chair right now.
I. Literally, like curled up.
I'm so embarrassed. What?
What should we tell? What?
What should we tell Frank? Sorry.
I mean, the Boomers do it every draft.
This is like, a common thing. So, yeah, Who?
Who's. By the way, how?
How? How the F?
How did he get in our draft? Who?
Again. Frank.
Yeah, he's been in everyone of our drafts, Joe Bro goes.
We can't get our stock now. Well, we can get DeAndre
Hopkins. He's coming back.
Apparently both guys were just not wanted by anyone on the
story. We had them undo a pic so we
could get the two guys that that's gonna be really we can't
take DeAndre Hopkins guys. We.
Literally have to smash, Yeah, we have to get it in right away
like we have to. One second is too long.
You think taking him is a better bit than?
No, but but Don, Ron could take him, right?
I mean, this guy's got to take a run.
Don Ron took Damien Pierce at 4:11.
This man is a fucking loose cannon.
Well, this guy's got to take Harris right here, right?
You're you're wrong man and accept the nuke share.
Well, if he time, if he times out, who's on top?
Mike Williams, Mike. James Cook, not Rod is like
Icon. Did you just snap select DeAndre
Hopkins? I was gonna, I was gonna, I was
gonna order for Naji. No, Crack rocks.
We didn't. Even have a conversation.
I didn't pick DeAndre. I've snapped, picked him.
You snap pick him. How is what's her in this
kitchen? We couldn't.
Have happened again. That was a trump card.
That was. That was a trump card.
We were going to take him the last time.
And can we just maybe talk about it?
I was going to float one of those purple guys.
No. We had to get it done.
We had that. We couldn't time out again.
It was, too. And plus DeAndre Hopkins.
What does DeAndre Hopkins do for this bill?
In the fifth round is pretty nice.
We can't pause the draft. We litter like we can't.
We can't back. Him.
No, the thing was, took Hawkins away.
We picked him back. We don't even want him.
Who? Who else would you want him?
It doesn't. That's it's Hawkins is a good.
Pick. Maybe.
Maybe Ken Walker? Walker hits probably would have
been the conversation. Yeah.
Kyle Pitts would have been a good pick.
Or Walker I mean. Or I would have floated Brandon
I you, even though I have Hopkins ahead of him in my ranks
cuz we already have 3 receivers and it's like I'd rather take
the bigger upside swing. Kinda, but.
I just. This is like I feel like I'm in
a game of Clue right now and I was I thought for sure.
The snap Hopkins pick like Gretch, are you logged in right
now? Does everyone have power to
just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have four people that have action right now.
Pete. Pete, we have a role in this
show, OK. If we're if we are about to play
the player and that player comes back, we snap.
Pick that player. OK.
Yeah. No.
Plus, Trump has a He has a trump card anyway, so he just played
it. Speaking of Trump.
There goes Naji at 5, seven. That's maybe the latest.
I think from here on out it's just gonna be snap picks.
Whoever can get there picking the quickest we're all in, it's.
Just fucking squid games. It's just whoever can click
their guy the fastest. He's not even my guy.
I was just literally like, all right, we gotta snap pick
Hopkins. We.
Tell Yeah, I guess. Listen, I didn't even.
I thought. I didn't even realize that it
was a bit. I thought you're being serious.
So I did it. I honestly can't believe we
stopped the draft to take Hopkins off and then drafted him
4 picks later. Like, that's the most
embarrassing part of two. We had.
Right, right. That is, that is embarrassing.
That is another level. That's another level.
That the guy at 2 just didn't take Hopkins just to fuck us.
But do you have a meeting? Aren't we gonna take Hopkins or
Breece? Wasn't that the decision?
Hopkins or Breece? Yes, Yeah, Guy.
The guy I don't. Think Hopkins was ever a
discussion? He just got auto.
Type No, no, Pete, you said we you said we can take Reese now
and Hopkins will come back to us.
No. So we could take right Hopkins
now and Reese will come back. Crack, crack.
You'll learn from me if you watch shows I do.
Whenever I say like, that guy will come back to us.
That's me. Just trying not to get that
pick. Yeah, but you said Reese would
come back. We were gonna have Hopkins
there. You're right, because that part
was just embarrassment of making the commissioner rollback a
pick. Well, with Nick, it's time to
get stuck. Meanwhile, you're smoking.
Meanwhile, that does all some of your, some of your dispensaries,
we we could all smoke together at the same time.
Yeah, right. I think everyone's got to fire
up right now. Justin Fields.
Wow. That's really He's the last
quarterback of a tear. Like he goes there all the time.
What do you think about Team 11 Cranking Purple with Mark
Andrews and Kyle Pitts? Crack ooh.
George Pickens 601 Spicy ooh. All right, let's.
Let me catch up on some chats here, Kevin April drafting like
it's April, Harp says. Don't worry guys, it's fine.
Not like you have much practice drafting fantasy football teams.
Terrace, who's been a A member for six months back, couldn't
handle the heat. That's true.
OK? Tyler says Mr. Millionaire had
too much shame, apparently. I did A J are you guys and you
guys were making fun of Lee Kyle.
Now that's taken it a little too far.
That's too far. But we got our guys.
Yeah, is, is. Hopkins Anyone's guy is anyone
caping for DeAndre. Who's Who's DeAndre?
Hopkins guy. Me.
There we go. We got it.
That's that's bugged. He's off the hook guy.
Yeah, I will say, I mean, I think Hopkins is a pretty good
ATP value and really fits like as a flex while we wait for
Breese. So I remember at one point this
offseason you were talking about Hopkins could land in like the
second round. Is that true?
Well, I said if he lands with the Chiefs.
If he lands with the Chiefs I said he's going to be like on
the 2 three turn which I no surprise picking him in the
fifth round. No I mean that's all I'm saying
Sky's I mean it's Bull. No I'm he's a fourth round pick
on the Titans I think actually I was that was proven correct.
He would, I think he would be at the 2-3 turn on the Chiefs.
Oh, for sure. Come on on the Chiefs.
Anyone on the Chiefs is they're drafting.
It's drafting 6 wide receivers off that team.
OK, we're taking Justin Ross. That's true.
We're desperate crack rock recap
our team for the audio listeners.
What have we done? I'm just saying like getting him
at 503. I love it then, right?
I mean, it's good enough to be a second.
I'm picking in a different situation.
Maybe he'll get traded, bitsy. Yeah.
And recap the team for the audio listeners what have.
We done? Yeah.
So for the audio listens, we we lucked out and got Justin
Jefferson at 3, which is just amazing.
And then Devante Smith came to us, who we wanted, and then we
wanted Higgins at three. We got we kind of wanted.
We kind of wanted Brees Hall at 4:00, but had some technical
difficulties due to. Uh, some fuck ups with
communications and then uh Gretch snap picked the Andre
Hopkins that Come on Gretch, you blew it.
We're going to be like, oh. Look back on the DE Andre
Hopkins pick as the Robert Woods moment of this team.
The rest of the team is going to be.
No, no, you can't put that curves on me.
It only works once. I'm trying to reverse jinx it
crack rock I got I got to do the reverse jinx we're.
Going to love the J Hopkins pick.
I I I agree with the reverse jinx.
I'm totally into that. Well, no, don't say that now
because now I think you've on. Reverse.
It's a double reverse jinx. That's true.
OK, on roster construction, we got 4 water sealers pissing
yellow. And we got Breeze.
We sure did. We sure did.
Sure did. Hey, Ecr's got Hopkins at 39th
overall, guys, 39th. Yeah, Leotti also had Corey
Davis at like 110th overall. So hey, don't worry about that.
That's, you know, I don't see him in the ranks today, OK.
I was kind of hoping Javante Williams would come back to us.
That was fun. Damn.
Crack Rocket Who's your flagplant player that's already
off the board? Who's.
Who's your guy? You know how it clarified?
Joe Mixon well, well, Awkward. Anyways, let's move on to.
Yeah, because it because it's not yellow.
You like you like Joe Mixon at 3:10?
Yeah, jeez, Yeah, I I like. There's only.
There's only a few running backs that they're gonna get all the
carries and and there's oh, Dobbins want.
It the bagels are like falling over themselves to give anyone
else third down work other than Joe Mixon.
All right. We're about to be on the clock
here. Don't do that to.
Yourself, Greg, can everyone not?
Can no one like click a button really fast?
There's a guy that I want to make it a passion, yeah.
Yeah. And I know who it is, Gretch.
Yeah, I moved to the top of the queue, Bahan.
Watson. Yes, Judy Wit.
Bahan Johnson is a great pick right now.
Yeah, that's. Crack.
Crack Can we do it? Crack He should be, yeah.
He should be going ahead of Terry Mclaurin right now, yes.
Yes, absolutely. OK, then click him.
It's absolutely the wrong guy. Are you clicking him or do you
want me to click him? I will take Dawson I.
Was really excited. That was the 10th random day to
show him all. Right.
He did it. Congratulations.
Whoo. Who's the next?
You got Rashad White? And like, I thought that too was
gonna pop up on the screen. I was really worried that he was
gonna miss click that the the chat every the chat's just
absolutely relieved that we. I mean I get it man.
It's been it's been harrowing. Chad was so.
Worried we were not going to select John Anxiety.
I mean, I was worried. I can't believe that Judy went
before Dawson. I I mean, the way you didn't run
to the podium to select Dawson, I'm thinking you were kind of a
Judy guy. All right.
Let's regroup. All right.
Who's your best RB on the board? I'm just hoping one of these two
guys takes Cam acres and clears out crack rocks Q.
All right, I'll clear it. You, You three.
You three add right now. Let's go.
I mean, I'm ready to buy JSN in this building.
I'm ready to buy JSN too. That's so I just added.
Crack rock talk about JSN. He's got a broken arm, that's
true. That's just a fact.
It's got a broken arm. Who, who who would be your Who
would be your pick here? I would, I would take that guy
and just is that. News already off the board.
Who? Who?
You can speak freely. We're on the clock.
Oh acres, we're running back. I'd rather go Swift I think,
but. Acres Jason fits this team
really well. Crack Rock has an impeccable
track record of flank plaguing Rams players.
All right, 30 seconds. We gotta we wanna piss here.
Well, this is gonna be 6. That's pissing.
That's good. All right.
Well then, this is a nice long flow all.
Right. I didn't click it.
I did crack, crack, click crack. Crack.
You wanted Jason over acres? Holy shit.
No, I look, there you go. It's not that I.
Think it's that pic pic I I kind of like the.
Acres pick crack rock. That's one where I've been not I
think aligned with these guys but I I I think he's got some
upside this year but JSN man looked amazing in the preseason
was apparently blown up camp He's going to be out a little
bit. We don't need him early because
we have these other receivers. He could be a guy that could be
a complete smash for us in the in the Sprint.
Hopkins and Dotson plus Hall and JSN is actually pretty fucking
amazing like that. Layers.
So nice. It is.
It is pretty fucking amazing. And then.
Plus, we're allowed to crank purple now.
We can crank purple. We we're about to fucking crank
it, bro. Crack, Crack.
Did you know about this grimace tick tock trend?
I saw it like everyone. What do you do?
You drink the, shake it and then and then you come back and
you're dead. You know, you like, is that what
it is? Well, I mean, what is it
supposed to be toxic? The the the Grimace shake?
I mean, we were way ahead of that.
It's a ring. When you drink that shake and
then you're dead, it's like watching a movie and then you're
dead. It's like a tick tock turned.
Apparently, yeah. Tick tock is you get the grimace
shake, and then you come back and the Grimace has killed you.
That's some dark shit that is pretty.
I'm actually impressed. Crack rock that you.
Did you research this trend on your own or is this just.
No, that's that's that's my, that's my niece.
Who knows? Where you're going to say your
nephew, no, they love Grimace and the purple, so they're
always cranking purple, so anytime they see.
Very good tweet. Cracker, Can we get you?
You just double fisting Chief in our couple big ones right now,
bud. There we go.
There. We go.
Wait. Shout out the dispensary that
you don't know where it's located.
Oh, oh, cough to get off. Oh my God.
I love you, man. Oh my God.
I think I did.
Holy shit. I mean.
Cracker. Last time we dropped with you,
you got so faded that you were just completely useless.
Oh, I was out on the pool deck and I was gone.
Yeah, I want to be like you when I grow up, man.
Shout, shout out the dispensary, dude.
Plug it. You got 627 people watching that
could be in the vicinity of the fucking Berkshires at one point.
You, you. I can't even.
Can't plug it as profit.
Where? Where the fuck.
Your. Dispensary dude.
Was the Sailfish you want to hear the saddest news ever?
No, it fucking went bankrupt. No.
What? Can you fucking believe it?
I mean, given that you didn't know where it was, I can't.
I thought you. You kept it alive on your own
supply. The fucking some.
Someone else opened the dispensary next door and fucking
damn it. I mean, you're cutting.
That's why I'm not doing the main events, dude.
So I'm on the three 50s. I burned that quarter mil right
into fucking dust. Are you serious?
That fucking sucks. That does suck.
Yeah, it's if you look at the weed stocks, dude, they're all
fucking zero, dude. Even the biggest companies like
the whole legalization shit is to press the prices where no
one's even making money anymore. You're saying the entire
industry drown is except for the one dispensary next to you that
put you out of business? Well, you undercut the prices.
They might have just been. Not only are they undercut and
then they get they gave three more license out that they said
they weren't gonna give. We're selling the building and
the but no, I'm gonna take a nice haircut on that too.
Yeah, that is just. Crack, right?
Do you attribute any of its downfall to maybe kind of?
The lack of marketing or even maybe knowing where it was
located, Yeah, yeah, I do. That was definitely.
That was definitely some lack of oversight and my love of weed
took took over my lack of business sense and cost me a
pretty penny. So that'd.
Be a lesson to the viewers you know?
Yeah, don't. Yeah.
Don't invest in shit that you know you like.
Make sure they make money also. I think that the Taurus BIG said
it best when you said never get high on your own supply.
Yeah, I know it's not. It's not easy to admit that.
But I may have had some. Yeah, I may have had something
to do with that bankruptcy. But it's alright.
It's alright. You gotta, you know, you gotta,
you gotta fall off to get back up.
That's right. That's right.
That's Howie, Day said.
Even the best fall down sometime.
Even the wrong weed stores feel so right.
You're gonna be alright crack, right?
I think you're gonna land on your feet.
Oh, I'm definitely gonna. This is part of it.
This team right here is part of well, yeah this is this is you
know we need this mill right here.
I mean, plus we, yeah. At least three of us need the
bill. The mill, Yeah.
Well, we still have the trip to Monte Carlo that still goes on.
I don't know why Pat didn't take you guys to Monte Carlo.
Gretchen, I've been wondering this for.
A while. No.
We're we're like the DMS. Like what, Pat, what do we do
with this? You guys didn't get the invited.
I thought I had your oh, was it the bear strip where we invited?
Yeah, dude, you didn't get your invitation handwritten.
OK. Are we gonna pick up a second RB
yet or are we gonna? Swift almost made it back.
I like the RB in the queue. I do too.
Actually, that's who I headed. Yeah, that's my next best too.
Look at that. I'm in varying.
Those are the two guys I like. So I mean, do you, do you like
which one of those on the same team?
All right, we got one more pick here.
What about the same team? No, there's two in the.
Team Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Khalil Herbert goes.
He we were all pretty excited about him if he fell to 810,
Evan Ingram goes. So we're talking commanders,
running backs here. Yeah, I tend to take Robinson.
I would also take, I mean do we have to talk about the running
backs after that or we should we try to push that I guess I think
if you. Mention we speak freely, Your
honor. Go for it.
I would take Charbonnay too. Here I would Dylan Robinson,
Gibson Charbonnay. I think Robinson fits well with
this build, especially if me too.
Breece is gonna get off to a little slow start banking
touches with Robinson and I saw Robin Robinson got like 5
catches in like a game, so maybe they're gonna throw to him.
Yeah, how? Through the back slot here in
some routes. Let's do it.
I'm not really in, but let's do it.
All right. You know he's just second year
back, got shot in the leg last year as we know, but that does
seem like. Right.
They're good, actually. Yeah.
The bounce back. It's a second year Knee injury.
Overblown Second year after a gunshot wound.
Underrated. I did a little study on this.
The sample size was too small for me to post an article about
it. But yeah, it's just about some
Canadian league running back. Our team through 8 rounds,
Justin Jefferson, Devante Smith, T Higgins, Reese Hall, DeAndre
Hopkins, Jahan Dotson, JSN Brian Robinson chat Rumors in the chat
that team two is AWOL in auto drafting.
There was a very quick, quick Michael Thomas pick there.
Wouldn't they have the star though?
Yeah, it would. No, it would show the lightning.
I've done enough of these. It would.
It might be different in the three 50s crack kind of how they
just. Come on me.
Yeah. No, it's true.
I I I actually lost my little green star.
Also they they did. They did a net worth check on me
and and. They said this.
This guy's entire net worth is on RTS Sports.
We got to remove the stars. He's avoiding taxes in his lump
sum, yeah. Hey, at least you got the
dispensary right off. That has to help.
Oh, there's a little last year, a little last year for you guys
with Sky Moore there. Do you listen?
Yeah, he's right back up, man, right back up where he was.
Yeah. All right, let's let's start
adding some. Wide receivers to the queue.
You want to piss a little more crack?
Actually would take a wide receiver here.
I would have probably over that back.
You what? Jalen Warren.
Wow, someone sorry. Well, the.
Receiver is great here. I was saying I would have taken
him over that back, but I thought when we went Robinson we
were kind of thinking running back, running back here and just
settling with the six we have, cuz we did get three really good
ones at the top. Yeah.
I don't love passing up Bateman or Burke's here, but I think
another running back from this tier could be the play the
Charbonnay or. I think I agree with with Grass
Charbonnay or yeah well Burke's is on with Hopkins, so that
right. So that's not ideal.
That's not as ideal. I like Charbonnay.
Ayman is a great peg, but he is. I'm open to either Charbonnay.
Ayman or Charbonnay? Do you have a lean crack?
I like Charbonne. I think you can really be good.
Let's do it. Cuz we also got a hit tight end.
Yeah. Yeah, still.
And so, like, I feel like getting some of these running
backs out of the way is a pretty good call.
Yeah, that that was that. Filled that real nice.
I like that. So we grabbed Charbonne.
So we got 3 running backs Priest, Hall, Bryan Robinson,
Zach Charbonne and at the six wide receivers, Jefferson.
Devante Smith, T Higgins DeAndre Hopkins, Jahan Dots and JSN
Yeah, and that could give us and that gives us time to free soul.
Misses a week or two. That's really nice.
And that gets us Jackson back too, in that week or two when he
comes back as well. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't know how much early season production we
should bank on for Zach. But yeah.
Yeah, but he gives us another. Upside swing at a position where
you really want it. And Robinson is not a very high
upside swing. He's more like with the rest of
them running back room, we can kind of go like that's.
Just your upside, Yeah. Yeah, that's your floor.
It's your floor Second RB. Totally.
And Zach is, if he can be like the PPR guy.
Yep. And they didn't throw, you know,
I don't think, I don't remember how many catches Walker had last
year. I think Penny had more.
So if he's the PPR wide receiver, that could add a
bonus. I think he could also be at
least the floor early on, I'm saying, just in case Breece is
hurt. Yep.
Yeah, I mean, I I think Breece plays pretty early on the
season, but I don't know how we're going to feel about
starting him. Until, you know a few weeks,
yeah, it's gonna, it's gonna play out you know all go team
and you know they're gonna the crowd is gonna want Dalvin to
come on and do his thing. They're gonna want to see
Dalvin, but I don't know how, for how long they'll want to see
Dalvin. Yeah, crack.
Tell us about how the reporting sausage got made.
You were on the Dalvin Cook beat.
Talk to us about your sources, how this played out, how you're
feeling about reporting. I think the bigger one was was
Aaron Rodgers to The Jets. I mean, I was literally sitting
with Woody Johnson and got that info and while he was about to
jet off to Green Bay and he he he stopped and told him that he
was going to get Aaron Rodgers. And that's why I tweeted that
out. I mean, that was no pulse.
So back up again. So what was happening that he
stopped and told? You.
Yeah. No, Remember.
Well, we myself and my mom approached him at lunch.
He was having lunch directly next to us at the Breakers and
you could see he was on the phone with his agent.
And so I like I planned this whole attack with my mom you
know to use her as like the foil to break the ice.
And mom went over and did. I've been, I'm a Jet fan since
Jay Stadium and the whole and he's just like and he was like,
ma'am, I love you. I am on my way to Green Bay
right now to get Aaron Rodgers. We're going to take care of The
Jets and don't you worry you're Pretty Little hard blah, blah,
blah, blah. And I was just like yeah, this
is fucking insane. I wanted a videotape it but I
just got a picture and I'm like no one's going to believe this
on Twitter. And then, I don't know, one of
your buddies tweeted me that like on NFL Inside or like some
I named crack rocks and Aaron Rodgers is going.
That was Dan Hanses. Yeah, Dan Hanses on Around The
NFL. Yeah and and I got that back and
I was just like yeah look he's going Woody was pumped and he
just clearly he was just like I'm getting my man.
So and then the whole thing played out whether the the with
the draft picks but we we knew that was done and then on Dalvin
Cook that connection led to another connection to this.
So he's a junior staffer there because Cook wanted three years,
30 million and The Jets were like, you know, go F yourself
and then that's when basically said you got to come down.
So that's when they got him to the one year.
I forget what was it, 1, three. And I don't know what, I don't
know what the contract was, but it's one year.
They basically just said, yeah, we're not given the years and
obviously Dalvin wanted three and then had to settle for one.
So that's what he was going to hold that he wanted at least
two. And they're like, no, we have
breeze. So you're taking one or we're
gonna bring in Cream Hunt. How old is your mom?
Crack. Crack.
I'm trying to paint the scene here.
Yeah, my mom is 80 and she is a die hard Jet fan and we used to
go to Shea Stadium and Joe Namath, you know, and she
started talking about Joe Namath too.
She's like, oh, Joe Namath. We haven't won since Joe Namath.
And Woody's heart just melted and he's like we're going to get
he's like we're going on the plane to go get Aaron right now.
Unbelievable. Yeah.
And he's sitting there, he's calling, you know, his GM.
And and they took off. And that's when I tweeted that
out. And I knew he was gonna get him
because it's not like Woody's got enough money.
But that's when, Yeah, didn't Aaron Rodgers went in that tent
and went like dark or something like that for four days?
Remember that. Right.
Yeah, darkness. Retreat the yurt, yeah.
Did he? Make it the four days.
Wasn't it a thing where like he only made it like 2 days and
then he left? Wasn't there he?
Just make. Ayahuasca thought that's a lot.
Two days is a long darkness retreat.
I've I've busted on just saying if you sign up for 4:00 and
you're making a big deal about it, yeah, that was.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't do any of it that.
That was so weird. Yeah.
Remember that? All that sheet was going on.
This is a big turn I wanted to to float.
Maybe going go in purple here. Actually yes this this is what
you do with this. Oh, I see.
I I want to float waiting on that.
I thought Penny coming all the way back to here.
This feels super flat at tied into me, like I don't Yeah,
that's. Why?
I'm kind of interested in jig because we've made the bet on
the Titans and I think he's ahead of these guys for me, but
I'm down the hill running back. Yeah, he's got serious upside.
I don't know who put Penny in the queue, but I like that.
I did. And I was kind of waiting on
him. I I think he's a really nice
fourth year and then we can kind of be done running back for
quite a while and we can crank a lot of tight ends later.
But if you think Chig's ahead of everyone else, it's a
discussion. I don't Let's see who's behind
this. They have Hawkinson and Kels, so
they may, yeah. I'm down, I'm down to go Penny
and we can try to push jig. Yeah, yeah.
Let's do. Penny.
I mean, even by just the ADP pennies ahead there, I just
think if you have Kels, it's kind of hard to take another
tight end. I think in Penny after game well
is. I mean again Penny might it cut
or whatever. I've seen a lot of stuff that
said that it was only the one Elliott short Parks guy that was
suggesting that he's going to get cut.
He's so talented. He actually looked really good
in the preseason. Yours for Kerry were good.
The film guys were good, like Benjamin Solak and some of those
guys over the ringer. We're talking about how he's
doing something like looks really good and just runs.
And like he's always been really good and now he's on this really
good rushing offense. Like I think he's the the
biggest miss in the entire landscape.
I have my head of Charbonnay. I have my head of Brian
Robinson. Like the fact that he came all
the way back here to me is is him, is him.
I I'm. I'll be surprised if he's not in
Siegel's top five, zero Rb's. I'll be surprised, but he might
not be because he goes more on DeAndre Swift.
McKinnon and Jamal Williams going ahead of Rashad Penny is
just like an absolute jump. The shark it's.
Crazy. Well, it is.
It may be. I don't know if it's best ball
brain leaking in, but, you know, that's that's my thing with
pennies. It just makes me so nervous.
But then, I mean, you do want to take the big cuts here.
Yeah, You just move on. Yeah, exactly.
That's a huge cut. That's such a good running.
He's like he's literally a cut or he's like a fourth round
value. Like it.
Yeah, yeah, really does feel like that.
And you go look at his game logs from last year.
He was either putting up like 25 or he was injured and not doing
anything. Like when he's suddenly and
getting carries, he's smashing. And as our before in this build
we already did the Robinson play like it's I I think it's a great
play here. I was just mentioning that
tonight Penny was inactive and sermon played, you know pointing
to that being a a good. That's good.
I will say though, the Eagles have been, I mean they do so
much funky shit with their like running back usage and even like
all the reporting on them is even the beat reporters are
like, we don't know what's fucking going on, man.
Like, you know what? Just bet on the most talented
dudes, right? Like that's.
The way to do it. No, no.
Penny clearly would not have come back because Bigsby and LG
went off. So no, I'm good with it.
I'm gonna can. I close the.
Receiver in the queue I was gonna float a running back.
Go for it, Okay. So it seems like there's a
little smoke about Deontay Foreman not being a part of the
Bears plan. I I do think Rochon Johnson's
interesting here, probably not going to come back.
So if we don't want him, it's fine.
He's not going to come back. I would also say Marvin Mims is
pretty interesting with the Judy Mims rising too.
That's a good one. I had Rashi Rice as my receiver.
I would. I'm taking Mims over Rice now.
OK, We're going to know. We're going to get to know with
Mims right now. That's a good point.
Yeah. I think Rochon's a good call
though. Rochon is yeah, I like Rochon,
dude. All right.
That's that's some value. There you would do it.
I think members are or. Right.
I just think with the way this team is constructed with six
wide receivers, the running back dart I think is a little bit
more practical. Yeah, keep exactly.
And that's a dark throw that could, like, spark into.
I do like that, Like I think you could push both QB and tight
end. I mean, I I it's gonna be
interesting to see how we know this panic about quarterback and
tight. End Yeah, right.
Quarterback. Yeah, quarterback is is.
I like, I liked jig there if he came back, because I do think he
was so good after the catch and I was just really surprised to
see how much he played like actually as a blocker, kind of
as like a traditional tight end. So, like, his role kind of could
scale in a nice way where he's got maybe a little bit more
upside than people think or than I thought heading in.
I was pleasantly surprised. Let me ask you this, Pat.
Well, not that I think this is the end all be all, but would
you feel comfortable starting Hopkins and Shag every week?
Yeah, I think, I think given that it's tight end premium and
it could literally be for the first couple weeks like a two
person offense and one of them's a tight end.
Yeah, that is that. That is, yeah.
And some of these. Laws that like the Vrabel tight
end like routes have never been strong.
That's I've had a really hard time.
Chig's efficiency. He's rotated.
Yeah.
I think he probably does rotate. Yeah.
It's it's an upside. Yeah, I get it.
I get it. Yeah, it's.
I'm gonna start adding my favorite Titans.
But I guess I was gonna say look at the grin on his face.
He's so excited to start cranking purple.
It's a big moment. It's a big moment on the stream
crack rock. Just put Tegan, put a Rihanna in
the queue. I mean, what's going on here?
You guys have so many inside jokes.
That's a joke I made. That's just a player's name.
Yeah, that will be an inside joke going forward.
So you're right about that. Yeah, what?
What What is that? Who is Tigler Feliciano?
I think it was from like naked gun memory came.
I think that was one of your valets from Portugal I.
Believe. No.
That's Lisbon. Lisbon's the man, dude.
Wait, so is Lisbon in legal trouble now?
Yeah, he's the second guy who got that superseding indictment.
Remember they they had the 2nd. They they dropped January 6th,
but then they dropped another charge on because the guy
flipped. Oh.
Wow. So yeah, someone flipped.
On Lisbon. Yeah, the guy in it flipped on
on Lisbon. Yeah.
Lisbon, you gotta flip first, man.
Yeah. So, so they got Lisbon and.
They got it is gonna. I'm like.
Lisbon. Yeah.
And my guy who, you know, my guy who takes me there, was like
Lisbon. Lisbon's pinch dude.
Like we gotta get him out. Can you describe Lisbon a little
bit more? Like how old is he?
He's he's old than me. He's like a, you know, a 60 year
old man. Holy shit.
Oh, I was picturing like someone pretty young.
Yeah. Yeah, no, he started.
This is an older man. This is like a grandfather.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah. No.
You know, Trump, Trump says, you know, he doesn't, you know, keep
the immigrants out. But everyone at Mar a Lago is an
immigrant. So he has this whole, this whole
guy, this whole Portuguese section of Florida.
I mean, Florida is like. Living in a different world.
Immigrants gave me a big go. I mean.
Yeah, yeah, who had? Immigrant Put in the chat.
Did you have an immigrant on your big go, Go build the wall.
Believe just a little circle. Yeah.
All right. If.
Florida was. The easiest one?
Florida. 'S right in the middle, guys.
Could only if you could only see what goes on on the deck there.
It's like, I think we can kind of imagine it.
Like I can kind of picture. Well, I can't imagine it.
Like, it's like the Star Wars scene, you know, when you go
into the bar with uh, Han Solo. Personally.
I have trouble imagining it, so why don't you tell?
And all the freaks are like in the bands and stuff and you see
these women dressed up and. Maybe we can imagine.
It like their tits are like popping out out the sides of
their dress and there's more bling and fling and and Trump 24
and wait, what was that? That is an inside joke.
That was a inside joke from a. Now crack rock.
Have you heard about the breaking news within the best
ball space? As someone who breaks news for a
living now, I guess an hour and 6 minutes into this draft is an
appropriate time to have this conversation.
There is a best ball porno. Best Ball Porno.
Yeah, it's a it's a 45 minute porno cuz that's how long it
takes to draft a best ball mania team.
Right, OK. And the woman is drafting the
best Ball Mania team while filling in filming a porno, if
that gets your imagination going at all.
Oh my God, Pete, what have you done?
He supported my channel. I mean, you created this society
in which now we have. He is a YouTube.
I mean, you are a one man. It's like you this, this demon
on the Internet creating these, these, no, these like, well, the
infamous of porno basketball. I mean, come on, that's that's
coming directly from you, dude. You're.
Not wrong. I never told anyone to make a
best ball porno crack rock. She was clearly surfing YouTube.
She saw she saw you on the swole.
Amber's great look. Amber's great.
We've already established this. If we don't get, Oh my God beat
what have you done in the intro? We're doing something wrong.
Wait, wait. Who is?
Amber, Amber's your girl. Amber's the talent.
She's the talent. She does say to use promo code
Pete at the very end. He does.
I didn't pay her. To say that I already answered
it now, now I didn't get my discount of promo code.
Pete. You should have watched the
porno first. Did you?
Would have known. That is pretty funny.
Are you guys, you're bullshitting me, right?
I'm not. We're not.
There's an actual 44 minute basketball porno, but we should
probably discuss what we're going to do in the 12.
Yeah. That's.
Pretty good. Can I?
All right. Who does crack that?
I can't wait to look at this queue.
Oh yeah, didn't like. Well, I I trust me.
I'm, I'm down to crank. But like, OK, I was, I was gonna
talk about Devon AJ and he goes, so we don't have to have that
conversation. That was a good call.
I was gonna. I wanted to bring that up too.
We can crank this. Feels like it cranks.
This time to crank all. Right, unfortunately, what
happened to commit? I mean, you got the.
Only other thing I would float is Daniel Jones is still there,
which to me in the late 12th is actually a pretty nice little
value on him. But.
Yeah, that, that's. And Gino?
We have Gino stuck. But I that that's just great.
Yeah. The only thing I'll say is every
other team except team two and us have a quarterback team.
Two, right. If if we take a tight end here
and then see if if team two takes it.
I don't know. I I'm I'm comfortable pushing
quarterback. I'm always.
I am too. I was thinking too tight end,
side end, if you want to go quarterback, I agree we should
do it now, but I was comfortable pushing it.
OK, well who's our tight end then?
We got 30 seconds cuz we got a lot.
Yeah, I I think it's Daniel Jones.
I think he's gonna. OK, let's go Daniel Jones.
Do it. I think that whatever tight end
can he play tight end. I just.
There it is. Hi we got, we got we got trigger
finger on tied in. I I don't think that's bad.
Yeah, because there goes Gino, so.
Gino goes right behind, so he might have had Gino.
I mean, I think they're both good picks at this point.
Me too. This is a tied in pick though.
Yeah, this is that. Those are who I usually double
tap those two at like 1314 the Daniel Jones.
The one. You know.
The ones we have at the top of the queue, I do they have a
chance to come back? I mean like comet is the
highest. ADP right now, right?
Yeah, you're not gonna. Go Comet.
I don't. We don't Comet.
Everett, Ferguson are the top. Well, this guy, this guy on the
top has the best quarterback. Everett has the best
quarterback, but if I'm if I'm thinking like effort, Everett
feels more like touchdown hunting, which I don't
necessarily think is a bad thing.
My pick is is Ferguson. I'm.
I'm fine with that. All right, I'm good with that.
Let's do it. We gotta crank.
We gotta pick some. Yeah, I mean we we bring him on
because he is the the cranking purple expert.
I mean, well, that's why when he wanted to go Jones, I was like,
if crack rock's not ready to crank, I'm not gonna start
cranking. Yeah.
If you think, I do think tied in, tied in there probably would
have been my preference, but I don't.
Mind no. But.
But look, Don, Ron, we he definitely.
Was Well, I guess we would ended up with Kirk Cousins.
Would you rather have Kirk Cousins or Daniel Jones?
You guys want to fund? I can't.
Yeah, exactly.
I can't. Give a good a site on on where I
saw this tweet, but you guys want to fund Daniel Jones stat.
Because I did see this just scrolling.
He has the best PFF grade in the preseason passing grade and then
last year like the top five PFF passing grades included to Gino,
some of the guys that were like breakouts that season.
I mean I think you're too with dable like he already had some
mobility if he can with Waller there and stuff.
If he can actually be a like get to a better level as a passer,
and I think in this offense he could, Cuz Dable's, I think a
good coach, exactly legit late round like.
Upside play at QB. Yeah, I'm telling you, his
running is is gonna be underrated.
They started it last year. I.
Yeah, the running's there. It's just can he pass enough is
my thing. It's like, can he get to a
certain? We'll just get the Waller.
You'll just get the Waller dump offs at the goal line instead of
Barkley, you know, So those you're gonna get at least like 8
or those. So Daniel Jones, that team, that
team could be good. I don't know who the wide
receivers are, but they're legit.
So our team through 13 rounds, Justin Jefferson, Devante Smith,
T Higgins, Brees Hall, DeAndre Hopkins, Jahan Dotson, Jason
Brian Robinson, Zach Charbonnet, Rashad, Penny Roshan Johnson,
Daniel Jones, Jake Ferguson, Gerald Everett Does come off the
board in the middle of the 13th round.
Yeah, I think we should have. Made the case for tied in tied
in, but I I do really like how this is shaping up.
Yeah, I'm telling you, we snipe Don Ron on and that's possible
to snipe a guy like. Don, that's true.
That's. True.
That's his great point. This is great.
No, no, he's insnifable. That, that is.
My football. It.
Really. Is he truly?
Don Ron is wearing a fucking Tommy Bahamas polo right now
with a leg around his neck. Drinking a pina colada does not
give a fuck about anything we're doing.
That's so clear. Exactly.
He's like from South Park, the guy in the basement playing, you
know? Playing video games and just
whoa, what the hell happened there?
I don't know. She's trying to pour some
whiskey. Don't worry about me.
Oh Pete, I want to say. Whiskey My life.
How did, How did? You go from wine to whiskey.
How did? You get Scott Hanson.
I mean you are just. That's I know.
Isn't that crazy? I mean talking about big time
dude, I've never seen you nervous before in my life.
I wasn't nervous. But no, I'll tell you how it
happened. I'm at Mara Largo with my mom is
sitting two tables over. I tell her to my mom to go over
there. She said I'm the biggest red
zone fan in the world. Love the quad box, Scott Hansen
says talking about the storm. And I say, hey, will you do the
randomizer? That's how.
It happens. That's my way to play it.
That's gold, man. I mean that.
That was gold, by the way. And are you watching randomizer
out here? You just said your media diet.
I guess you said you only watch us.
You're watching randomizers. Yeah, yeah, Well, Scott Hanson,
Randomizer. What are you insane?
Are you throwing this on the big screen like the 200 inch TV at
the Penthouse? Yeah, you.
Yeah, you're streaming on Apple play dude.
Love it. You just streaming you just.
I mean, I was just like fucking Scott, fucking Hanson and.
He didn't get when you were trying to put in to do the pick
and you you got back in time and you had it.
And I'm like Anson tell Pete and you missed that pick but you
were there in time. I just want you to know that, by
the way, I appreciate that. I appreciate that crack cracker
are you gonna make every every year we do this show and we say,
hey, we're gonna be out in Vegas, hey, let's do a meet up
every year. Like, yeah, I'll have my interns
look into it and then every year we show up and you're not there.
Is this gonna be the year you asked me what hotel we're
staying at? Yeah.
This year. I didn't even know that there's
a Park MGM. I mean, when did that?
I mean, is that The MGM I was like, I just boomering out.
Oh, Ouch. There's my I don't do crack
rock. The hotel is called Park MGM.
It's an actual hotel. It's not just a group of hotels.
Yeah, but there's Are you gonna come out?
I am trying right now. I actually did get, I did look
at flights, All right. Again, it has to do with family
shit. That's the only thing.
It's it's. But what?
What are you guys drafting out there?
What's the plan? FFPC on Thursday will be over
there for the watch party on Thursday.
Night What? What?
What high stakes are you guys doing again?
Did you do that 10K again? No.
We're doing a 2500 NFFC with Leonie a week from Tuesday and
then we're out in Vegas. We're doing a main event at FFPC
on Thursday and then we're doing 2 prime times over at NFFC on
Friday and then we're having our ship chasing party Friday night
7:30 PM over at the park MGM. Sweet dude.
Yeah, you bet. You make it out, dude.
This is how you remove all the whispers that crack rocks a
flake. Like, in all these group chats.
Everyone's, like, cracks A flake.
Cracks a flake. You gotta.
You gotta take care of this Rep. You.
No, that that you. You laid it out.
You couldn't spell it out. You'd speak the truth, my
friend. See the chat?
They're all going to be there. Tyler's going to be there.
Stephanie's going to be there. We're drafting with Stephanie on
Friday. Yeah.
No, I hear you. I love Vegas.
There's no better place and you better be out there.
There's no better place in the world.
I mean, it's just fun, fun, fun. Then tell tell the audience
right now you're going to be out there in September.
I am trying. I am trying.
It's a fight.
It's it's going to be a fight with my sister right now.
So that's what it's coming down to.
WJ Q's in Chris is there. The people need you crack.
Crack. Think about the fucking parts
from that on Thursday and Friday night.
If you're there, come on even just give us one night.
Get there for Friday night. Pat's buying pizza.
Nffc's hooking us up with beers. We're gonna have a grand old
time. Just make it out there.
Pat's buying pizza. I am Pizza beers.
Yep. Fancy pizza.
I really do. I have to.
I have to get my ass out there. That's true.
You. Do tiny things fucking white.
No, we got, we got moves. Well, the word the word got out.
They purples. So the top two, what order do we
want to do them in? But I think they're both great
picks, right? I think in this build.
Yeah, Henry, probably. Hunter, Henry. 1st.
Yeah, let's get him. Henry.
Yeah, do it. What?
So we grabbed. What happened to your boy?
Gets sucky? I mean, what's going on with
him? 1.
Pad 2. $1,000,000 You answered your own question there, yeah?
I mean, didn't you, Didn't you do the when he threw the ball
over the house? And caught it.
Do you remember when Gaseki threw the ball from his?
Backyard. You're right.
I remember that video. Yeah, that's from a couple years
ago. I forgot about that.
That is from a few years ago, you're right.
I mean, remember how high everyone was on him and it was
like he is the because he caught the ball.
Right. And then he showed it off in
that video and you're like, all right, well, this guy is like.
Yeah, right. He's a freak.
Yeah. Legit what?
Yeah. So what year was?
That I don't. I think 2021 was the year
everyone was like really into him.
Or maybe it was 2020. I remember being pretty tilted
by how little he'd done and how much everyone loved him, whether
I was still like a true story or spinning off the the earlier mom
discussions. I like the the comment, he says.
Like I got drunk with the sticky small.
Yeah, either way it's it's perfect.
I was doing randomizer earlier and Kyra Tompkins said Cody
Latimer's aunt followed him on Twitter.
So like, I'll buy any random NFL related story that.
He loves to show. Speaking of that, I remember
getting absolutely dumped on by Deshawn Jackson's mom when I was
like in my second year writing and I had some tweet about
Deshawn Jackson and she came over the top hard.
Really. Yeah.
Did you say you prefer him in Best Ball and she's like?
Nah, man. Managed.
I can't remember. What she said.
But Deshawn Jackson's, like, legit Deshawn Jackson's mom, all
right? Ivan says it's true.
He knows his aunt and uncle. Cool.
Yeah, I believe it. I follow him on Instagram.
Conklin that means Henry would have went.
That is that does mean Henry would have went.
That's like arbitrage. Henry 2 Pics later, Crack rock.
What do you have? Do you have a set of interns
this year? What's What's the stable looking
like? What's the talent looking like?
Yeah, well, they're they they all go back to school now.
So it's I gotta get him. So I got one guy at the
University of Colorado who wants to UH.
Well, at least at least your university.
I was where as little work to hear university there.
Do we all like Michael Mayer here?
I do. I I would also I've I've warmed
to Hayden. Hurst is a guy who could OK,
maybe be in an every down role, but mayor's the bigger cut for
later in the season. So I feel like the Ferguson
Henry, like if we had taken like the Musgrave or bigger swings.
I think Hayden's a better backstop, but I I think we can
now take the swing after Ferg and Henry.
That's where I'm at. Yeah, swing.
Michael Mayer. Yeah, yeah, crank it.
I wish we had a crank in purple clip some of this like.
Crank in purple crank. Crank.
Crank, crank and then like grimmace cross comes across the
crank. It's like a purple milkshake.
The guy would like the actual crank underneath the crank.
Grimace comes over and helps you crank.
We're getting, we're getting this whole.
Process right now it's gonna be let's make that clip, we'll go
back and forth. For 8 hours.
On the end. Oh my God, Crank.
We had a crank. I mean, think about the
innovations. Pete is inspiring porn.
Oh, we made, we made Grimace cool.
I mean, we start. We were on Grimace.
You guys were on Grimace years ago?
Yeah. Now he's the hottest thing
going. We're grimace hipsters.
I mean crack rock. I mean you got it.
You you invented cranking purple.
That's your. That's your.
Yeah, And then and then you got pissing yellow going.
I mean the the whole, the whole color definition was it.
It's just so great. It is.
I mean look at, look at, look at the board, even with the yellow.
Look at this. Has got to be part of the
purple. It really does.
If someone could just put like an eggplant over that.
Thing right there. Yeah, it really makes itself,
yeah, The post above, it's been deleted by the.
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more than you can even imagine, so we appreciate you joining us
every year. Oh, I love, I love it.
And I'm going to do my best to get to California, to Vegas.
And Discord is great. I love the Discord channel.
I'm in the ship chasing there all the time, and you actually
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answers, these guys are the best minds out there.
Get in there. Use them.
And. What did you say?
Crack. If someone tags you in the ship
chasing Discord, you promised that you would respond in 10
seconds or less. Is that what you said?
Is is that is that you can tag someone?
I don't even know what that is. Oh, what do you mean just put
put oh, put your call sign out there.
Yeah, I saw this card. Discord made me put numbers at
the end of my name. Now, what the fuck's going on
with that? Well, there's lots of impostors
out there. Stolen valor, crack rock.
If you don't have your your ID locked down, they might come for
your identity. Well, that's what I'm saying.
I had to use crack rock with numbers now.
I mean, what the fuck is that? Is that what it was?
It was a verification bot going on?
And what's going on with Twitter, man?
It's so fucked up now you sound like Jerry Seinfeld.
What's going on with Twitter, guys?
It's now called ACTS. What's up with that?
Yeah, I mean, what are they? Pirates X marks the spot.
What are we talking about? Well, you got you got pornos.
The best ball going on. I mean, I mean, what the fuck if
I told you? Didn't know about best ball
about a. Year ago.
Now this guy's got the best balls, you know what I'm saying?
I grew up with Jerry. Jerry was the best.
You guys had fucking tennis lessons together.
Yeah, he's out of East Hampton with his garage full of
Porsches. He has a garage.
I'm. Up for that.
Most most people say they grew up with Seinfeld.
They mean they watched Seinfeld on their couch when they were
13. He meets.
He literally was like knows about his garage full of porches
in the Hamptons. Yeah, croquet with him on the
lawn. His son, his son went to camp
with with my nephew in the same league.
Yeah, Seinfeld with copter. Copter in to camp.
All right. We're getting down to some.
Crack rock Who? Who's the most famous person in
your cell phone? Oh my mom.
Beyond your mom. No, I I keep it on the down low.
I keep all my confidentials in the down low or else they
wouldn't tell me anything if I revealed them.
If if you say that Robert crafts in your phone, it's not like any
of us can contact him crack rock.
Yeah, no, Robert Kraft is there's layers to get to him.
There's layers to get to him. But he he is the Lotus is seeam
and then you kind of go through a little there.
Yeah, yeah, he's, he's, he's not a golfer.
He's a tennis player. He's a tennis player with his
beautiful young pride. Did you?
All right, we're about to be on the clock.
We've cranked purple the past three rounds.
Ferguson. Henry.
Michael Meyer. Yeah, Google, Google, Google
Crafts wife. She's OK, not the.
Purple I got so sad when I saw the purple I.
Did right I I. Thought you guys did this
pumping Hayden Hurst. Hayden, Hurst, Yes.
Yeah, I mean. No y'all dens went between the
last two. Crank it.
Let's Producer roll the cranking purple clip.
Gretch, can you get that on that screen?
Share. And I don't, I don't think I I
think we we can add, we can add one more.
I want to add, I want to add this guy Crack rock.
What's the What's the most amount of tight ends you've ever
drafted in a row in in fantasy? Good question.
I love that. Yeah.
I think, I don't think I've ever done six.
I've definitely done 5. Yeah.
Maybe I did 6 back in the Ghasaki days, back when you were
experimenting in college. Yeah, yeah.
When I was just when I was just tapping the purple early, Yeah,
that was the early. He's going Derek Carr.
He's he's cranking the Red Don Ron with the third QV then?
Ripping red, I think we call it. Red, red, red.
Yeah. I mean, if this is the way you
want to crank purple, this is the definition how you do it.
Don Ron, Is that fucking Jimmy Buffett's right now fucking?
Six Arenas deep. Yeah, singing Margaritaville
right now. Just saying, give me another
one. I mean, he's going to take
another quarterback. Oh, yes.
You think you think he's going to paint it red and just go
four? I mean, Russell Wilson really
rounds out this team with the Cortland Sutton stack.
I will just say it right there. I don't want to crank it again.
I I'm. I'm crank.
Let's crank, Yeah. Let's fight over these guys.
I don't know if your guy at the top makes sense as a tight end 5
he's kind of a solid play, but is he ever going to get the
routes? I like K dot, yeah.
I like that type of A I like K, dot and too.
They're going to play both on the same time.
I I hear you on the, on the. On him just being, you know he's
just he's the tight end. If we if we get like a breakout,
yeah, like we're not getting a Dawson Knox breakout.
We've already. Done the Ferguson verse like.
Bang to roll. I totally there.
Love it. You convinced the Craig Purple
guy real quick. Yeah.
I mean it's so and. Having gotten is an awesome
pick. He's a great pick there.
He's almost recently Pat. That was a great.
Pick. I mean the the whole point is
why he. I mean it's like Devante Parker.
We don't need him. We need K dot, you know it's
just a it's just a lottery throw.
We need K dot like I need oxygen right now.
Well, I mean, one of the biggest things about this is like we now
have guys, I would say all well, four of the five guys.
We're going to learn a lot about.
Them in terms. Of first week, how much do we
want them on our roster for Week 2?
Michael Mayer's an exception because we don't expect him to
be playing a ton and it's a talent play.
It's a late season play. But the other four guys, if if
they have an 80% route participation, week one, we've
hit the jackpot. If they have 55%, we move on.
Obviously the target share matters too, but I think, you
know we're going to get a. Just in terms of playing time,
we're going to get a lot of information in one.
Week and and that's all you need.
I mean that's just the key to fantasy football in my mind is
you got to be on the field to score points.
I know that sounds so obvious, but is there anything worse when
it's first and goal when you're running back comes out, I mean?
What happened last year when Jamal, we have that running back
in fantasy? Well, no, but Jamal Williams and
DeAndre Swift. I mean, every time last year you
had DeAndre Swift. Jamal Williams came in and just
vultured you. I mean, he had 17 touchdowns
last year. I mean, think about that.
He had 45 touches inside the 10 yard line.
No other running back had more than 29.
Oh my God. I was asked that and I made the
rounds. I That's amazing.
That would go viral. Tweeted.
I mean, it was. It was. 500 likes.
Ultimate Fuck you, the DeAndre Swift.
Every time they brought in Jamal Williams and every time he
scored, they'd never passed to the tight end either.
They would just run him three times until he ran it at the end
zone crack rock. Did you hear that Silva had
Jamal Williams to win UH most rushing touchdowns on the year
last year? Come on.
You know, it's the only thing about on fucking every other
bike down. 17 touchdowns is horrible.
He really listens to. Us, he said.
You're right. And there was a test.
I wanted to see if you actually only listened to us and you
passed the test. Well, I do.
I do not listen to Silver Crack Rock.
What's your favorite ship chasing stream that we've done
this summer up till now He. Didn't say how often he listens
to us. No, I you're you're.
The the one the randomizer with Hanson was just so top knob.
That's not ship chasing. Yeah, but that's a good answer.
No. No, it's a good answer for you.
But I would like to hear a ship chasing stream.
Yeah, ship chasing that. No I I.
Watched your I watched your the the 3rd hole when you guys were
with Liam at the two and you guys were abusing Davis Liam.
It was so funny. That probably is our best dream
of the year so. I mean that that was just like
because like, they knew you. And the Buffalo guys were one.
And like, I assume they knew who you wanted and you guys knew who
you they wanted. And then everything went like
fluey when they took. They didn't take your guys.
I was like, did you listen to their version?
Did you go back and? Listen to them.
No, I did not. I did not listen to that
company, man. I like that.
I did not listen to that. I did.
It just didn't make sense. It was like you paid him off or
something. I was like because they were
doing, they were doing what you wanted them to do.
Liam would be so. So I was like, why are they
doing what those guys want to do?
Don't. I mean, don't they want to fuck
with them? I mean, that's the whole point,
isn't it? I mean, how could you not fuck
with? The ship chasers at 3:00.
If you're at the two and you know that, you could fuck their
stack, Our fans that fuck with us, No, they're literally
fucking, man. They're that's what they're
doing. They don't need to.
Sam Howell go our Dawson. Sam Howell Stack is gone.
Yeah. Oh, God damn it.
Well, when Frank's at the 12 fold, Sam.
Frank. Frank.
Couldn't be taking any you guys, George Pickets.
Again, that's you and your followers infiltrating my draft.
How is Frank in our draft three years running?
He bum hunts, he hears crack rocks.
Gonna be fucking ball ritching crack rocks.
Dave in the draft in his joints. He knows that Ship Tasing
Schedule drops these D joints. That you can't do.
That you can't do that in the main event though.
You can't do that. In the event you don't see he
saw the name and he's like is a nine month old drafting this
team. Let me get in here.
Well, let's see. You can see he's, he's, oh,
he's, he's got all your guys. Yeah, Ramondra is definitely one
of your guys. Ayuk is one of your guys.
Do you have any kicker and defense takes?
No. I want them.
They're just so useless. I just when I see people, we get
rid of these positions. I mean, come on.
It's just so dumb do. You want to take one more
running back swing? Yeah, this is when you.
Evan Hall Evan Hall would be kind of interesting as well.
I I maybe JT gets treated. Yeah, I've been.
I've been drafting him as. I like counting Ingram too.
These are those are pure cuffs and if something does happen to
just imagine the value of hole if something if Taylor leaves.
Get straight in the next couple. Days, Yeah.
I mean, it's like everyone on the waiver wire would be all
after him. So it's just a a guy you just
you just hold and just hopes Taylor goes somewhere.
I mean, it's the last pick. Nice.
We didn't struggle once. I.
Kind of like that. We had as many tight ends as
running backs, and we just ruined that symmetry.
Now we have six runs. That's how you do it.
You close?
Yeah. That we we didn't.
I really wanted to get Musgrave back, but clearly you guys and
have told Frank about Musgrave. I don't think we're really
responsible for Musgrave. Musgrave is like a high train,
that is, no, I whispered in Frank's ear.
Musgrave's a really good pick in these draws.
And he's really impressionable and.
And and La Porta is definitely, La Porta is definitely one of
your guys for sure. Yeah, we've been on la Porta.
I have a tweet from Justin Herzig from I believe January,
maybe February of of what is a la porta.
That's that's a bathroom in Europe.
I let me let me toss out a defense here, depending on.
Oh yeah, all you, all you on? Well, how about a little take a
peek. Kansas City Defense Week one
against Detroit. I just put them up just because
I'm biased and this is apparently.
This is my favorite kicker who you can always get because he's
on the best team when it when we come back for our kicker next
run. But I'll, I'll take, I'll take.
I'll go with you there, you guys.
Casey what? At home?
First Detroit. We can also have that.
I didn't. Even click a crack.
Yeah, so go ahead. There's a report on Pro Football
Talk that's saying that the Dolphins had a trade offer
rejected, but they are still negotiating.
So that's yeah, the Dolphins have the room.
They they're the ones that they can fit him.
They also like there's this thing where.
You kind of need the GM and the coach to be in a situation where
pushing in actually makes sense. And I think the Dolphins are
probably like the best candidate for that, where like they
probably feel like they need to win.
You know they need to. They need to show an
improvement. Also.
Like at some point just strategically you got to push in
in the AFC because if you don't have Mahomes or Allen or.
They're in an incredibly tough division.
Yeah, exactly. But I mean, I the the, I mean,
the fact of the matter is that that, like a lot of AFC coaches
are probably gonna get fired over the years because they just
don't have those elite quarterbacks.
So you might as well like shoot your shot and they have the team
to win now and they have an owner who will open up the check
quote. Right you.
Know. Yeah, but I will say.
And again, this is probably a little bit of bag defending
because I've been drafting so many Dolphins running backs, but
they've been like, like ever since, like the new regime took
over. Like they've been so like they
haven't expended any kind of draft capital or compensation at
running back. They've been penny pinching.
At that position. And they've they've stayed,
they've stayed strong on it. They were like the number one
team to to land Dalvin Cook and they're like, we're not ponying
up. What he wants.
And like, they've had this steadfast thing, so maybe, you
know, air, say, capitulates or whatever, but I actually feel
pretty strongly that the Dolphins, like, if they get JT,
they're going to get an insane deal.
Because I don't think they're panic trading for Jonathan
Taylor. Yeah, no, they're not.
No, I agree with that. I don't think they'll panic
trade, but it's it's all going to be about the compensation of
the draft pick because they're going to want one.
And I don't know if the Dolphins have been giving stuff up or
they've been trading like crazy. I don't know what happened when
they got Hill. I don't know what their draft
capital is. But if they're going to want a
one, I mean Irsay is going to just he's going to be just say I
want that one. But I don't know.
I mean I would. I would give up a one for.
Not to pay him. That's the thing.
It's it's a double whammy, right?
You got to give up the draft capital, get him and then the
only JT. It's not that Jt's unhappy with
the Colts, right? It's unhappy with his contract,
right? And so then if he goes to a new
location, he's in the exact same spot they have.
It's. Not like he's like, I want to be
on a better team. It's.
Like he wants they they have money to pay him though.
I mean they're only paying Tyree Kill and Waddell's still on on
on his rookie deal. But Mike McDaniel comes from an
offense where they're like my scheme and I can take third and
fourth round running backs and guys off the free agent heap.
So there's no there's no high. I mean the Ramsey stuff.
See, I don't know what what they gave up for Ramsey if they gave
up enough draft picks to get back.
Except, I mean, they did just trade for McCaffrey.
Like I think they Taylor is in a different class of running back
than Cook is at this point. Taylor's still for.
Sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
But I would also. Argue that the Niners
quarterback situation was even a little more sketchy than the.
I would agree with that argument.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, to where I think that the
Niners correctly are like we're just gonna get fucking jacked up
at every position other than quarterback and then we'll we'll
see how it goes, yeah. And and and that gets you still
far, but it doesn't, doesn't win you a Super Bowl.
Who's Tristan Visca, You know, it's this free agent next to
him. Did you did someone just slap
snap select? Yes, it wasn't me.
Yes, I did. I I picked Elliott.
Oh, is that your? You gotta let us talk it
through, man. Yeah, I'm gonna make a.
Case for for a Dick or the kicker.
Oh oh, I don't know. You got you gotta we're trying
to do yeah yeah. I didn't know you had Dick or
the kicker going, oh, did you have it in the queue?
It was that queued out. No, I was just gonna have a
dialogue with my Bros with 60 seconds.
OK, OK. I didn't know who was the
speaker was the thing. I I don't know.
I'm Tucker. Going 20.
I didn't know it was the thing either, to be fair of, Yeah.
Oh, is that what we're talking about?
That's the first time I'd seen that.
Let's tell the commish that that, Jake yells.
To roll it back again, sticker My God is someone in the draft.
You selected the. New guy that we have a clip for.
Wow, we didn't. That's a person.
We need a crank purple clip here, right?
Yeah. We.
Could draft a bunch of wide receivers.
Maybe I could play this one? This team is what happens when
you spend your whole offseason goofing around with Peter
Overset. Yeah, it.
Works out there. Goofing around is such a funny
word. It's such a.
Funny word, It's so dismissive. The guy that said would would
Laird when Davis and I were doing the Laird bit the the Josh
and Laird to the people goofing. That's what it was, Josh.
That's what Josh and Laird to the people came from.
That's so good. Yeah.
Joshing and goofing. Oh man.
Is is that how you got Scott Hansen, your your connection to
Laird? No that that was nice.
So Pete, that that was that that was fun, that randomizer with
Scott. I appreciate that.
I'm starting to get the feeling that's the only piece of content
you watch from any of us. All I recap.
This team I want. You to recap this, I think it's
great. I think it's the best three wide
receiver start you can you can make.
You can't get any better than Justin.
Justin Jefferson at three. Dude that never happens.
Why did that happen right there. Our team is good.
Stop. All right, you got 19 rounds to
go. Keep.
We've got the We're happy with Devante Smith.
We wanted T Higgins, We got him. Reese Hall was an absolute fuck
out. None of you guys, none of you
guys wanted DeAndre Hopkins. Actually like.
Hopkins on this team, I think because the team.
You probably would have wanted to take Dots in there.
And then meanwhile we got him back at six.
So you were happy. And then it's seven.
We went broken arm Jackson. Then.
Then we decided Robinson was after we wanted Herbert.
We wanted Herbert. But we're like Robinson's fine.
He gives us the floor. And then we did the triple
upside RB's where we'll know right away whether they're shit
or whether they have some live juice and pennies.
Just, yeah, we had to shoot craps there.
We sniped Don Juan with Daniel Jones.
Yeah, we did. And was it Ron?
Don. Dude, Don Juan spilled his pina
colada when we Yeah, but then Pat was right.
Pat may have been right and we could have just got her cousins
back and we probably should have taken a tight end.
But. Who knows?
That's the previous. That's a I was.
You know Jones, that's a yeah. So I think Jones is, is is a
steal of 12. I think you'd be a top 12 and
then we prank purple and boom, Ferguson, you know on the field
80%. As Pat said, we want these guys
if they're on the field for 80% of the time with their teams.
That's all we ask for. And then we watch week one,
we'll know right away which one's trash.
We'll dump them for handcuffs and then we went withhold to be
traded. I mean it's all that's what you
got to do in the bottom of the draft.
You can't let the bottom of your draft be.
I mean look and it's tight end premium and we have hopefully
five shots in in a tight end. I'm confident one of those guys.
Will be usable, if not very good.
So this is, you know how you do it.
How you crank purple? Scratch How do you feel about
this team? I mean.
I feel almost as good about this team as cracks break as I feel
about cracks breakdown on this team, which is like as good as
you can feel about something. Crack What was the pick that you
hated the most? Was it JSN?
Yeah, it was J. That over acres right there,
that heartbeat. Is this going to be the one we
look back on? We've we've had cup over woods.
You lost that one. Is this the one you get us back
acres over? JSN No.
Hopefully you guys know your shit.
Because Jason. Jason.
I wanted. I wanted The Jets to draft Jason
instead of, I don't know, whatever linebacker we drafted
in the first round. I thought him and Garrett Wilson
would have been lightning on The Jets.
That have been fun, yeah. And I think he only went like a
couple picks after and they both played at Ohio State.
I just thought that was I thought they were gonna do that.
I would love to see him on The Jets, would have loved to seen
him on The Jets so. Yeah, you would have loved him
on the team you root for, but you don't want him on this team.
Yeah, no, it's just because I'm a boomer and he broke his wrist.
You got? So I can't wait.
But I mean JSN is your wide receiver 6 is yeah.
And that that's that, that's that's the chef's kiss right
there. You we drafted them because we
have time to wait for. That's how you do.
And the thing too. Like what's crazy about like,
the JSN, right is like Dotson is going to be even more of a fast
start guy than we initially imagined with the Mclaurin
injury. Hopkins, who was like a fast
start guy, just, you know, yeah, as as a player.
Just but just based on his player.
But now like Burks is banged up so all of a sudden you're
getting Hopkins and Datsun with big target shares off the rip.
We have no concerns with Jefferson, Smith and Higgins.
Like we are going to feel really good about our wide receivers.
We have time to bide for JSN. Like this is going to, this is
going to round out nicely. Yeah, exactly.
And that's why you guys were right.
We we didn't need acres. We had enough debt there.
And you're right with Dotson because you're not going to know
who to start with Dotson, I guess you start Hopkins,
obviously, but Dotson's on the bench.
So when you have Dotson on the bench, that's kind of scary,
right? I mean that's.
Well, that that's a great spot. That's the spot we want to be
in. We want to be wrestling between
starting dots that are hockey. That's a.
Really good spot to be at. I mean think about that.
That's, that's, that's what you got to worry about each week is
whether you're in the spot start Dotson or Hopkins.
Yeah, I mean, if this. If this interns going back to
Colorado and he can't get off the cake stand to figure out
Hopkins or Dots in for us, I mean, what are we doing Crack.
Yeah, no. Well, The thing is, if McLaren's
out, so we have McLaren out and we have Burke's out.
So you know, maybe we'll we'll have to bench T Higgins first.
That's right. Yeah.
I mean, you could think about, you know, sitting Devon well sit
Jefferson week one, yeah. And follow the shirt of five.
Yeah, Deep, deep was strong. It was a little aggressive.
And I, I, I, I love these drafts, man, these are fun.
These are fun, so. Fun.
So fun that how? Many.
How many? How many main events are are you
going to do? This year I'll probably I'll do
like four or five. Yeah, yeah.
And then? Last year I did like four or
five, I did like 5 or 6 and then I did you'd be going.
Like, double that, if the dispensary was doing better.
Yeah, yeah, the dispensary, yeah, luckily, yeah, that that's
that's that's that's gone now. But no, I it's the main events
are just they're just too hard to draft you.
You never get a bad pick those three 50s.
You get like some idiots in there that let you get like
crazy value. So you know and it over at RT.
I mean, we had, I had one draft. I think I got Dawson in round. 8
And I got Mike Williams around 7 Whoa, yeah, I could show it to
you at RT oh oh. We got crack rock.
Memes now Whoa, that is. That's amazing.
Who? Where is that on Twitter?
Where is that? Yeah, I want.
To retweet that right now. Seriously, how did we get Justin
Jefferson, dude? That was awesome because I think
we all were like, fine, we'll do a Travis Kelsey team.
'Cause I was. You know what?
I was even one. Of ones or 10 twos, I don't
think across our portfolio for I don't, I don't think you're
gonna see a main event with Jefferson at three.
I I bet you, uh, if we ask Mojo how many Jeffersons at 3:00
there are and then we got him. The question is why did the team
won? I guess we need to look at his
team. I mean, why did he take Chase?
Who knows? But.
Dude, when you're up, I thought for sure.
All bets are off by that is, that is pretty fucking funny.
Crack rock, what's your give us, give us some of your hot take.
What? What?
What's going to what's going to win fantasy football leagues in
2023? I think it's going to be one of
those late round quarterbacks like a Daniel Jones or I with
with the three guys being pushed up so high like we never mean.
Last year we were you know Mahomes was going in what the
4th, 5th, 6th or sailing Hertz. We were getting in like the 8th,
9th round. I mean Joe Burrow was in the
eighth, ninth round and now. So I think that's pushing down
some value for like as you said we got Dawson and Jackson and
even DeAndre in the fifth round is pretty crazy.
I mean, our wide receivers are crazy and if you get a late
round quarterback that hits, who's the top 12 guy?
You know you spent 12th round capital versus the Jalen Hertz
team that spent third round capital.
So I should be ahead of you and wide receivers are running back
somewhere. I should be ahead of you.
And whatever you made-up with Hertz over Daniel Jones, I
made-up in wide receiver points. Just because, yeah, I mean Gino,
Gino and Daniel Jones to me could be top 12 and they're
going 1314 or 12/13/14. Do you guys have any regrets
about going with Daniel Jones over Gino with the stack just
for the Sprint element that could have that could have been
a reason to to go purple. But we would have taken him.
We wouldn't have got we wouldn't have gotten him back.
We. Probably would have missed both
because he probably double taps, right?
Yeah, we would have ended up with Kirk Cousins.
Oh, but actually oh, which is we have Jefferson.
Shit, I didn't even realize we had Jefferson.
Yeah. I I don't.
It doesn't. Bother me, I like the Seahawks.
Playoff schedule is fine. And I also think like the ways
JSN racks up points too. Like, yes, like the stack is
nice. I like that correlation, but
it's not something I think we have to go out of our way.
What about cousins? Which we had?
Cousins, Which for some reason I also didn't realize we could
have. Yeah, so I didn't always have
cousins do. You think?
I think they're. Surprised to see like a guy like
Cousins get dropped like that guy.
Yeah, yeah. Took true, yeah.
Cousin like he took three quarterbacks.
Like I do think like the way the Sprint works in a lot of these
teams taking 2-3 quarterbacks, I think we can.
One thing I've been thinking about through these drafts is
that we can like start thinking about the the Sprint like at
week five or six. Like if you have a really good
team, you can start now looking at the schedule, taking care of
that. But I don't know.
I'm not. I'm not going to accept that
right now. Yeah.
Yeah, I think there's two elements that makes me OK with
not stacking in this format. The 1st is the smaller field,
obviously there's like fewer than 1000 teams.
The 2nd is the three-week Sprint where like in underdog we need
the stack for the one week upside.
But the element of like three-week, it is correlated.
But it doesn't have to be correlated, right?
Yeah, I I totally, I totally agree.
Sometimes that could hurt you, but I don't think we even
realized. I mean, I mean I am stoned but.
I really agree. I did not realize we had the
Jefferson took care of cousins stack even possible I.
I didn't either. I didn't occur to me that we had
that. I don't know, and I'm not
stoked. But it occurred to me too.
I'm with. OK.
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I thought of the Gino one too.
I still preferred the Gino one was on my radar, but for.
Somebody isn't Kirk for? No, the Gino one, Yeah.
No, the Gino one. I occurred well.
This is why. I do agree that like Kirk and
Gino for the Sprint get a little bump, but like, I don't think
it's enough to eclipse Daniel Jones.
For the regular season, you know what I mean?
Like the element of those. Guys, getting off for this
friend is attractive. Yeah, the running the, the
rushing touchdowns is, you know, he Exactly.
The other thing is that, oh God, what I was just saying like on
that turn we were debating going tight end, tight end or taking a
quarterback. And no tight ends went between
our pick and Ferguson. So we got our top tight.
So this like. We do prefer Daniel Jones to
those other quarterbacks, obviously, because we took him
over those other quarterbacks. So it's you could argue we could
have played it differently, but that would have just gotten us a
guy. We like glass, I think.
I just think like how many times, I mean we've done the
main event a lot like guys like Kirk Cousins and Derek Carr are
readily available on the waiver wire and we can start reverse
engineering like the in game. Later when teams hit, buys like
3. Yeah, like if he if he's if he's
struggling, like quarterbacks like Cousins are dropped.
I just have no, No Fear about our ability to grab a second
quarterback if. Daniel Oh no, No Fear.
And you know what? Also, if if we took cousins,
we're almost bound by that stack.
You have to. It's a roster clogger because
then you need to keep him the whole way through.
Yeah, and then we're like for sure.
And if he if he gets you know Jefferson has 150 yards but no
touchdowns. And meanwhile, you know Cousins
has no touchdowns on the shitty game and we're like oh fuck,
fuck, fuck, what do we fuck? You know, I, I that would be my
response. I'd be like, fuck, Fuck, what do
we do? Fuck.
No I think that would have forced us.
Whereas Jones, you have that Jalen Hertz appeal now he he's
they're playing him like Jalen Hertz.
I mean that's the whole bit is he's not the the same
quarterback he was. It's not the drop back Daniel
Jones anymore. I mean, they're they're
splitting him out and running him like like Jalen Hertz in
that offense, if that. To 8 touchdowns rushing.
I mean, as you said the regular season right there.
He he beats Kirk Cousins on that alone, he would think.
What do you guys think? I feel like one of the big
decision points would have been like obviously the Hopkins pick
and I know a couple of us were thinking like maybe you go Kyle
Pitts there. How do you guys think that
reshapes the team? Because it does probably reshape
it in a pretty big way. I think we take Bateman at 9:00
instead of Charbonnay. Yeah, cuz we don't have 6
receivers yet or probably at 8 frankly.
And then and then we go running back at 9:00 and I think we
obviously don't crank as much late, but I I don't think it, it
probably changes it to a degree. Yeah, we probably were taking
Mims at 11 as well. We were talking Mims in price
instead of Rochon. So 9 and 11 would have both been
receiver picks. It it takes away from our this
luxury. We have a wide receiver now.
It would have taken away a wide receiver and it would have taken
us. It would have forced us to get
Jackson back quicker and we would have felt more pressure
because Bateman's kind of injured too.
So you'd have Jackson and Bateman injured and Bateman
train lawn at the 8-9 instead of Robinson and Charbonne.
I mean, I think we'd have to pick one, right?
Cuz it we can't, Yeah, yeah, we still need an RV2.
Pitts would have went what? What pick was that?
5353? Yeah.
And there's there's risk with pits.
The guy is still not, I mean, he's been get sucky.
I I mean, maybe he is get sucky. I mean what happens?
The Falcons just suck, and they're not.
You know, they're throwing one or two receiving touchdowns.
I mean, they probably are the worst team in football, right?
I mean, no, I don't think so. I think the.
Box and the Cardinals are going to be a lot worse.
It's all about the quarterback is to me.
I mean, you have it. The guy has not proven himself,
so that means he's gonna get glitz a lot.
You're gonna stack the box on Bijan.
Now that's true. I mean, they're gonna.
I mean, just because they drafted Bijon, they Who's their
quarterback? I mean, tell me about their
quarterback. It's not like he's being
drafted. Well, that's the other thing,
right? And am I too?
I mean, did Kenny Pickett go undrafted here?
Am I missing that? No, he did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so it's just like that's
so funny because you said that the other night and then they
got snapped thick after. He got snapped, picked.
It was just like my point of like, guys.
Yeah. Are available.
Desmond Ritter doesn't get drafted.
Yeah, Sam Howe only gets drafted because Frank is in this draft.
Like. You know.
Plenty. Of Upside quarterbacks still
available on the waivers. Yeah.
And and that's why again, Pete, you said it perfectly for the
regular season and we need more regular season.
Obviously the Sprint is just so random with with this format at
least, that Daniel Jones at least.
Helps us buy that ticket into the, you know, you just want
that ticket in. I mean, this is a team that can
get that ticket in. I'd love it.
You know, whether we win the regular season or make it
through the playoffs, I mean, you just want that ticket in.
I want a golden ticket so bad crack.
I mean and Pat. Again, by the way, I mean, that
was unbelievable. You want to invest in a
dispensary? Yeah.
I was thinking about. That there's a dispensary for
sales half price. I mean, what?
That's the crow flies. As the crow flies, you guys are
only what like 3-4 miles away and but there were another for
another 5 or. 6-4 days, Yeah. Did you ever move into a San
Diego crack? Yeah, I would like to.
I would like to, no, I'm moving. To San Diego, that's moving.
To San Diego. We thought you knew that because
you watch all the ship chasing streams, but if you want to move
too, that'd be pretty sweet. Yeah, we can go to San Diego.
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm in.
Let's go. Crack accepted.
Did you think I asked you if you were gonna move to San Diego?
I'm so. Yeah, no, I said I would love to
move to San Diego. I totally said, are you gonna
move to San Diego? I love it.
Are you gonna go? Yeah, I'm moving.
In a week. That's fucking awesome, dude.
Holy shit. You know, we got a guest room.
Yes, we got a guest room. I would watch that reality show,
correct. Living with.
That. Oh.
Man, how would? Britney feel about that.
Do you have a guest room? Yeah, we do.
I mean, I got it. Imagine winning Basketball Mania
Three and not having a guest room.
I mean, are you gonna air BB in and out?
Can I can you give me a good rate on that?
But I'm not gonna charge you. Stay with.
This crack rock. All right in San Diego.
Oh, I would love to. I love San Diego is the best.
Pat actually said he was a a sanctuary state for failed
dispensary entrepreneur. Oh man, that's fucking great,
Yeah. Well, what?
What happened? Shares.
Yeah, right. Can can I?
Do I have to leave? Can I stay forever?
You do have to leave. Yeah, you're gonna have to leave
eventually. Like.
For other type situations. Kind of thing.
It's more of a visiting type of situation.
You're. Trying to well that that's great
we're we're are are you near the racetrack.
No, you know the not. You know the old racetrack
there. There's a great racetrack there.
I think I'm like the 25 minute drive from.
Yeah, you're like 30 minutes from there.
OK. So are you north or South of
there Pete, You know, I guess I'm just out Pat's.
Just outside of the city, you're talking about north up there
where the where the track is. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Delmar. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. It's a short drive, but yeah, if
you're crashing on his couch for like a month or two, you'll.
Probably be able to make. It up to Del Mar.
I need. I need cameras all over the
house. I need 24/7 screaming crack
footage. Imagine a big Big Brother, you
know just having him at each corner.
I just listened to uh Gretch on the take cast and you guys were
talking about how really the the the way to grow these days is to
is to get the uh the social, the mass audience social.
And I can't honestly think of a way to supercharge my Twitter
better and just live streaming with crack in.
San. Diego I.
Mean, Right, Right. That wakes up to go make some
coffee cracks. Just walking around in his
boxers, scratching his chest. Yeah, I'm, I'm doing the early
morning, you know, TFC draft, right?
Or I'm in the chat room on Discord and I'm like, yeah,
there's some Frosted Flakes. There's no milk left.
You know, there's no milk that picks up the milk and there's
no. Robe, yeah.
What do you? What do you think?
Did you seem like a rope guy crack crack?
Are you a rope guy? The insider sources because.
You know you get a lot of the East Coast elites out there.
Mar Largo, Hamptons. How do you think the source game
would be on Socal? Oh, that.
Yeah. I would be isolated.
I yeah, especially that wouldn't be in LA, so but it's so it's so
nice there that San Diego is. It's God's country there, man.
It is just you can. You're just happy because it's
so beautiful every day. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I spent this. I I spent this.
God's Country. It is.
It is the the water there.
It's beautiful. And then you can get Tijuana,
dude. Tijuana has that.
God. 'S country right?
That God's country is his country even.
You can get, you can get all your meds there.
You know you can get your Zanis and and your.
You know your Molly and shit, right?
Right. That's called grudge volume to
all that can. Happen.
Thanks, man. Do you?
Want it? Yeah.
Yeah, T, it's right over the border, man.
What the trees? We're trying.
I'm aware, yeah. Ah.
Crack rock. There's some legal drug
smuggling at the end there for the pencil, yeah.
All right. I really do have to get to Vegas
it it would it would be it would be at least.
And Pete even said when he said just for even for a day on my
face, I I need that credit or else you know look we're going
to Thursday, we're going on Thursday, we're flying back out
Saturday. If you can even just come in
Friday and fly back out Saturday, the Friday night is
the party. I I just want, yeah, obviously I
I wanna come part. I mean that's yeah, come in
Friday, Friday. Night.
Right. Yeah, I mean.
Everyone's doing their drafts, so yeah, that that's.
I'd be coming after that. That's going to be fun.
Yeah, Yeah. What kind of pizza you into?
What's that? What kind of pizza you into?
Oh, I'm a Margarita. Just straight, you know, give me
the. You know one thing about New
York is your pizza snob here, Brooklyn, too.
I just. We just.
I was just in Brooklyn for my nephew's wedding.
Brooklyn is hot, hot, hot. Oh, so you didn't want to stay
Pat, huh? You went to San Diego.
I think it's good. Yeah.
No, I. I think that was a good choice,
dude. I I I recommended highly.
I couldn't be happier for you. Yeah, I'm.
I'm excited. It'll be good.
It's a. Little hectic to be.
Moving and and if I come out there.
I am definitely crashing in your guest room, dude, and we're
gonna go. That bad.
Crack and. And we'll, and we'll we'll get
you some more followers for Yeah, we will.
Those followers will be rolling in.
Crack rock. Have you ever signed autographs?
I think you could sign some autographs if you showed up at
the ship chasing party in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll get a
crack rock tshirt. But yeah, I think.
Hang on. All bullshit aside, let's let's
put your feet to the fire a sign of probability.
What percentage chance will you be?
Out here it's all about. My sister, my my sister's
already given me grief. You wanna call her?
Can we get? Her on the.
Action. No, it's way too It's way too
late to call her. It's very nice.
Yeah. It's it's giving you grief.
About what? Like what element?
Being away from home the money. No, it's because there there's
there's a birthday and then there's.
The holidays. So, you know, she's a stickler
for that shit. What?
What holiday is in the second
week of September? Crack Rock.
Rosh Hashanah and then yeah, no, it's too hard to Fact Check.
That's what I went to. It's like, yeah, it's around
there, isn't it? I mean.
I can't go bullshit, but I want to go.
Yeah. Especially because if Pat's
bringing me a Margarita pizza and Pete's buying me.
I mean, just fly in and out and just fucking get it and get it
done and then I can add some real credit to you guys.
Rosh Hashanah is September. 15th or. 17 That's the week.
After get the. Fuck out of here.
Well, that's only. Rosh you needs Is Roshon Johnson
drafted? And fucking vicious.
Babies. We had been both googled in the.
States. I googled it too.
I have it. Yeah, the only the only watch I
need is Roshan Johns. We've all heard bullshit stories
before we heard crack. Break that up and we're like.
That No. That I'm not Stephanie right
here, Stephanie says no, Stephanie will be.
There don't go excuses. Just.
A shit. If you just say you can't make
it, we'll buy it. But don't stress.
That honestly, that was what my sister told me.
So I didn't fucking know when it is just like you're going to be
on for the holiday. Trust me.
It's it's my sister and my parents and and whatever she had
planned she wanted us to come out to the to the house and the
Hamptons and we got to stay and I got to bring mom and dad.
Trust me. I'm not.
I'm not the next.
Week. My buddy Pat's got a pizza
waiting for me in Vegas. I totally thought we were not.
We're still. Oh my God, Oh my God.
I totally thought. I totally thought, yeah, no,
this is the, this is the post show conversation.
I thought this. Was we're all, as Gretch said,
none of us are fucking living out there.
We're going out for two nights. Dine in, Dash.
Just come out. Yeah, you can do some.
Work on a plane. You get in, we party, we leave.
It's easy. You're right.
I'm coming. I.
Am right, Yeah, right. Yes, he.
Said he's killed. All right?
Screen share? Fucking.
Expedia, right? Let's I'm I'm gonna use my
models. I'm gonna use my models.
Alright, let's see it. Let's get the flight crack
crack. Go to Expedia, We can see it in
the background. Off this window we can see what
change grades. Reflection.
I got to, I got to go United. That's that's that's my airline.
I'm a United guy. I know you fly right there, all
right. So.
Oh, I typed it wrong. Oh shit.
What? What's your What would you fly
out of? I'm going to help you.
Look, first of all, you make me use Chrome.
No one made you use Chrome. Chrome.
That. Stream Yard makes me use Chrome.
Browser for your your flight. Oh, no, That that is true.
That is true. That is true.
Yeah. I want to leave from new.
I want to leave from Newark. You get to leave wherever you
want. None of us are forcing you to
leave from a city you don't want to leave from.
Pat Frank wants to know if crack and stay in your hotel room in
Vegas. Yeah, I have an extra pen.
Yeah, give me a Pretty sure I do.
This is the. This is the first.
Year. Pack that, I argued in Vegas.
Yeah, we MPM share room for the entire time, but.
This year I was like, what's what's that one fucking couple
billion dollars that I'm not fucking drunking with this app?
Still share room. You guys, I was holy only last
year and he went to bed early. You're all groans.
You're all groans up now, huh? Get your own room.
We said no more fucking room in with Pat.
Wow, you guys are really stepping up your game.
Here we go. What's your airport JFK?
No EWR, EWR. This one talk us.
Through Are you like an aisle? Are you a middle seat guy?
Oh. I'm no, I'm an aisle guy.
I'm an aisle guy. All right, The 350 gets me in at
626. What time's the party?
Gotta be like 8. Are you looking at getting in on
Friday or Thursday? Friday.
Yeah, get in a little earlier. Get in Thursday, Friday morning.
There's some good ones. 9:10 in the morning you can get in at
noon. I'm looking.
At that right now. Yeah, yeah.
No, I I see the 1152. It was just, I was going to
sneak into the 1/2 a day. I mean, you could, you could do
it. You could do it.
You could be like actually to the party.
Yeah, you're trying to do a double commitment.
Yeah, well, you guys are drafting anyway, right?
Yeah, we're drafting Friday. We're.
Draft out one in four in the. Party, Yeah.
And because. Because then I will just stay
till I'll leave Sunday. Not we're leaving, we're leaving
Saturday. Yeah, there's stuff to do out
there, obviously. But you.
Why would you fly during week one of Sunday football?
There's only football. There's football.
Correct. You're right.
Never mind, don't fly during the games.
Excellent point. Totally space.
Just do what we're doing. We got it figured out.
You come in Thursday morning, Thursday, and he's trying to do
like the birthday party on Friday or something.
Okay, I did both. I just cracker, I.
Do just wanna. Let you know we are still alive
right now. I just.
Wanna see how we are still live? It's important to note that.
Yeah. OK, no, I before I I totally, I
totally thought we were just bullshitting and doing the after
draft Bullshit. Correct.
There's an easy flight back at three.
It gets in at 11:00 PM. There's plenty of flights.
Yeah, they're cheap too. They're cheap as hell.
Oh my God. Correct, everyone.
No, I, I and I I can't blame them.
Like the rumors on the street are your flake.
No one actually believes that you're actually considering
buying. I can't blame that at all.
They're right. I I do.
This is this. Is a matter of, yeah.
And then, oh right, we do have football.
You can't. Well, maybe I'll come back
Monday then. You can do whatever you want.
Just hit the fuck out there. I guess you don't care when you
fly back. You probably should fly back
Saturday, man. Saturday's the day to fly back.
Yeah, I'm testing up on the chat.
Did did crack really start reading his?
Credit card No, don't read your crack card.
We are still alive. Discord, Discord 499.
Private. Like a lot more bitches crack
rock. I I manually added that to you
there, you're good, but. Oh, shift shift chasing VIP.
Nice. You're you're a.
Shift Chasing VIP. You skipped the the you you
jumped the red velvet rope. Nice.
Crack rock, give me a percentage chance because I still think
you're bullshitting. Like if someone held a gun to my
head and said what are the odds crack rocks in Vegas I would be
like. 15% chance, right? I'm at 30 maybe.
No, you're in like 5050 right now.
That's. Yeah, the way you throw off at
the end did not. Give me any.
I'm back down to 30. The way you said now makes you
feel like it's the fiber, yeah. No.
Well, I like, I like the fact that I'm on the shelf, so I can
over deliver. That's how you do expensive
crack. You can't consistently undersell
and under deliver. That's exactly right.
So if I do show off, it's just gonna be an over delivery.
It could be a huge over delivery.
Yeah, it's his crack rock on Sunday by himself in Vegas if
you flying in after. Yeah, in the sports, in the
sports book, with my tickets in my hand.
You know he's gonna he's gonna book flights for the week after
during Russia shot. And they'd be like, oh shit, I
definitely can't go. I shouldn't have done.
That. Oh my God.
Crack Rock, give the outro to the audience and then I'll play
the outro. Yeah, Frank, thank you world.
Thanks to Pete. Thanks to Pat.
Thanks to Ben. These guys are the best.
Follow him. Gretch I know has a newsletter
that it just came out. Smartest guy out there, Pat, won
billions in basketball and Pete has a porn.
Scott Handset on. I mean, and he had Scott Hansen
on. I mean, these guys are rising.
These are rising. Yeah, Some of us in different
ways than others, but yeah, all right.
I'm just trying to hitch my tail on to one of these guys stars at
this point, so follow these guys.
I hope everyone had a good time and I didn't know we were alive,
by the way.