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All right, welcome to ship JC 
today we have a very special 

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show. 
It is time for the All Sauce 

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draft. 
JB Phil in the discord had been 

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suggesting this and it's a great
idea. 

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This is what we're going to do. 
We're going to hop into a twelve

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person draft. 
This is going to be a private 

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draft. 
I'm going to share the link in 

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the discord with the VIPs and 
we're going to draft. 

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We're going to have a good time 
and then we are going to roast 

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the shit out of your teams. 
All the mistakes you make, the 

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blunders, the Dusty players, all
of that good stuff and help us 

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do it. 
We are going to have one of the 

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premier best ball streamers in 
the space, David Kitchen joining

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us to help roast your teams. 
I hope you guys are ready for 

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the sauce. 
Sure you think you want chip 

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chasing to review your team. 
How much sauce would you like on

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your team? 
Oh I love this. 

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You asked for the sauce, he 
wants it extra saucy. 

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You think you want it spicy. 
He he wants 13. 

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Oh boy, but. 
Then you realize you can't 

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handle the heat. 
It's guy. 

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Do we have to review his team? 
Hey, why did you take Moelly 

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pots? 
What are you doing? 

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So fucking cute with a zero RB. 
Evan, you will speak when you 

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are spoken to. 
Fuck off, Chris. 

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Awful team Ship chasing team 
reviews are getting spicy this 

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summer. 
Come get the sauce. 

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Two. 
He wanted her two. 

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All right, we are back here for 
ship chasing off on the 4th of 

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July. 
Missed you guys, Pat, Karain, 

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Ben, Gretch, Gretch, you've been
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right? 
Yeah, I've been at the lake 

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house the last few days. 
We were supposed to be there 

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through today, but it was like 
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The cabin was super hot. 
The kids were having a hard time

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sleeping at night. 
We ended up cutting the trip a 

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couple days short. 
The wife he was had had enough 

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of the extreme heat, but it was 
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We we, we had our fill of, you 
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me and my brother-in-law got 
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It was a good time. 
Man a couple of my other buddies

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sent me some photos recently of 
they were floating the river. 

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My buddy lives in Bend OR and 
one of my biggest fails as an 

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adult. 
I have not floated a river since

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I was a teenager. 
Like as an adult I've not done a

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river flow and I'm craving it so
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I hadn't even thought about, I 
mean, I used to do like white 

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water rafting a little bit as 
like a teenager, but it's that's

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been a long time and I don't 
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Yeah, it's been a long time 
since I did a river float. 

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Yeah, sounds like a ton of fun. 
Gretch, were you in a, were you 

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in AUD friendly state where your
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No. 
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Washington. 
I am, I believe going to make 

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the drive tomorrow morning. 
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Did you lobby for a little 
further E Yeah, my last. 

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Two my last two trips cause of 
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has have not been to to UD 
friendly states. 

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So tomorrow the bridge and the 
Delhi across the the border. 

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Are do they think they're 
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They're going to soon enough, 
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You don't know me yet. 
They will. 

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Yeah, I, yeah, I know what 
because we underdog dropped a 

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bunch of contests yesterday, one
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They had a a single entry, a 
winner take all and now we had 

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what there was the pug. 
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Of the hound, they had the hound
dog which filled immediately and

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then they have the pug, which is
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that's fast only, but it's not, 
it's not a little full. 

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I just need to turn up my BBM 
entries like I, I, I'm. 

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Gonna I know I need to get more 
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What do you what do you have? 
Eliminators and stuff. 

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I don't, I don't think I've done
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think I'm in like the 30 to 40 
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about that many eliminators. 
I did some marathons, I did some

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puppy, the Superflex puppies, I 
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was all excited about doing 
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I misplayed that. 
I didn't. 

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I did too many Superflex drafts.
I was not happy about finishing 

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those slows. 
You, you've done a good job 

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'cause every year, like I say, I
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of the formats and like, it 
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time and to get your mind 
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structure, but like you have 
dove into like each of these 

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different formats this year, at 
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Yeah, I've tried to, it's been, 
it has been difficult to like to

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do the draft the the streams and
like try to figure out the 

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different structures and, and 
who I like in what formats and 

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stuff to like try to structure 
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marathon away. 
What what, what league is this? 

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I'd like click back out a few 
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clicked into, what I'm even 
drafting, you know? 

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What are the rules of this? 
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I even get scared like I I'm in 
some Sprint slows. 

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And it's again, as we've talked 
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different strategy hardly at 
all. 

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And but still, I'm like, oh, I'm
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Like this isn't just like the 
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You can't just go clicking away.
You gotta, you know, like even 

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just like that slight change of 
like, what do I need to do 

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differently? 
All right, we're gonna have 

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David Kitchen joining us here in
a second. 

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He had a little thing bleeding 
over into our time slot. 

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But yeah, have you guys, you 
know, on the swole cast, we tend

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to roast each other's line UPS 
at the end. 

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But this was something we had 
done on the channel in previous 

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years. 
I don't know how it came out. 

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It basically came about from 
people being like, tell me how 

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good my team is after a draft. 
And that isn't fun to tell 

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someone how well they drafted. 
And it's a lot more fun to tell 

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them how awful they drafted. 
So I think those are the origins

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of this. 
Yeah, I don't remember when with

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the term saucing sort of we 
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I think it was that episode with
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I was out that week. 
I every time I said I missed one

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freaking week. 
The history of the show. 

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A bit that's locked in forever. 
Forever, you guys. 

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You guys did it with Leonie that
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I think that is it was. 
An immediate hit. 

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Yeah, you were almost gonna miss
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And then you heard that it was 
the Sasha. 

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You drone a milk. 
I I miss every Sasha. 

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Yeah. 
Exactly. 

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Yeah. 
So this is going to be, it's a 

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$10 league. 
I didn't do the $3 league like I

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do for the randomizer private 
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I wanted people to have a little
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You know, I don't want just like
full blown bits. 

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I need you taking this a little 
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Because we don't want to sauce 
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We want to sauce teams where you
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we're going to tell you why it's
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What, what have you guys seen? 
Like obviously whenever you're 

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in draft rooms, I still do feel 
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where I'm like, I just have no 
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But from even, you know, above 
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what do you guys think is the 
stuff you see the most that 

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you're like, that's kind of 
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that? 
I do see people today I was in a

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BBM and someone went with 
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Running back like Alan Kelsey or
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Laporta. 
It's like, OK, like we'll see. 

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But I mean I it is. 
Liam Neeson on the phone. 

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Good luck. 
But I mean, it's on the, on the 

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one hand, I don't think that's 
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But on the other hand, like it's
like every pick on its own is a 

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good pick. 
So it's like tempting to be like

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I'm just going to make 4 good 
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Yeah, what about you guys pay? 
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teams because I'm doing all 
slows, you know, like I know 

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when, when we're doing fast, 
it's easier to check on like 

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what other teams are doing. 
You're kind of trying to read 

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the room a little bit, but I'm 
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I I feel like I spend less time 
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I'll get like in the eighth 
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is in this draft with me. 
Like he was in a bunch of my 

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last batch of eliminators. 
And I didn't really realize that

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until I was like well into the 
draft and I was like, I could 

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probably be like somewhat 
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Like I could be aware of what 
buying for might be doing and 

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paying attention it within the 
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But I'm just like making my 
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And I have so many slows to get 
through that I'm not really 

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paying attention to the other 
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So I can't really like be honest
and say that I have really any 

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great answers to that question. 
It's a good point, though. 

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Broadly speaking, I think that 
the field is obviously gotten a 

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lot stronger. 
So like when you're doing the 

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saucing two years ago, people 
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they're probably making that it 
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with the sauce. 
Well, check out this this team, 

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right? 
It's got an elite tight end, 

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which you like. 
It's got Josh Allen. 

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He he stacked Josh Allen with 
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So like this this draft is did 
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No, he didn't do any bring backs
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But it's like, you know, someone
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concepts, but the start is 
Gibbs, Jonathan Taylor, Laporta 

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Allen Pitts, Gian Coleman and 
Curtis Sandler are his first two

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wide receivers and he then he 
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Young. 
So you're like, there's mistakes

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to be made even if there's not 
stacking, even if you understand

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stacking. 
I think, I think the structure 

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get can get people in trouble 
this year more than ever. 

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I do think it is like they're 
outside of those like one to two

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teams that stick out like a sore
thumb 'cause they're doing 

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something weird structurally. 
My guess is more of the mistakes

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now are happening across like a 
portfolio standpoint where 

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people are doing the exact same 
thing in every draft or doing 

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the same structures over and 
over or like not balancing out 

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their bets in in ways that their
overall portfolio can benefit. 

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You know, one thing I've been 
doing is I've been, I have been 

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going for the Zay flowers 
earlier in the third move, 

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knowing Lamar's there a lot. 
And yeah, I I want Andrews to 

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come back in the 5th, but I'm in
a weird way, I'm like 

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prioritizing this a little bit 
more than I was before in an 

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environment where Andrews is 
less likely to come back in the 

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5th. 
But that's making like so this 

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the start that I did in this was
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Jackson, Terry Mclaurin and then
Xavier Worthy came back. 

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So I only did two detours. 
And like the fact that Andrew's 

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probably wasn't going to come 
back and was just going to be 

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like a altar, like an ultra 
luxury in the fifth made me want

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to mix in the flowers Lamar a 
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So I don't know. 
I'm trying to make some flowers 

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Lamar. 
To your point about doing the 

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same structure every time, 
because I have so much Lamar 

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Andrews, I feel like Flowers 
Lamar gets overlooked a little 

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bit. 
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And that actually reminds me of 
a tweet I saw Gretch, you were 

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talking about Pacheco on on 
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And this idea of like, he can be
a good hit, but it kind of 

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messes up some of the things you
want to do from a structural 

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standpoint at that 4-5 turn. 
Which also dovetails into the 

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guys when we did the show, who 
are our scariest fades. 

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And most of the fades came from 
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accomplish something else 
structurally. 

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Right. 
And we talked about that on that

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show. 
Was catching on the ass on the 

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draft for this. 
I told yo, here he is. 

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He's he's hopping in. 
Yeah, he said. 

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He's going to be right here. 
Yeah, yeah, somebody actually 

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asked where if if I had talked 
through that concept and I was 

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like, yeah, I know I have, but I
don't know where but that that 

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would have been the the show on 
ship chasing where we talked 

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through that idea. 
I do think like there are 

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definitely ways, like Leonie 
responded to it and said that 

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it's a, you know, Pacheco around
4-5 sound structurally. 

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And I think, you know, my, my 
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generically speaking, like 
that's that's probably true, But

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like in the, in the specific or 
I was maybe being too specific 

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or my concern is maybe too 
specific. 

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But if the wide receivers hit in
the ways that I think they could

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in the early rounds, if the 
tight, if the elite tight end is

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a key this year, like that 
running back might be the least 

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important pick to get in that 
range. 

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We've talked about this on that 
show. 

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We talked about how hard it is 
to get collective exposure to 

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early running backs. 
The other part of it, and I'm 

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working on a piece right now 
that I'll probably have out 

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either later today or tomorrow. 
That's kind of like, like one of

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the biggest, I, I title it. 
One of the biggest reasons Zero 

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RB will smash in 2024 is hiding 
in plain sight. 

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And it's this idea. 
Oh, we're on the clock. 

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Yeah, you guys want to do a 
running back or or puka? 

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Or Garrett. 
I'm fine. 

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Let's take Garrett. 
I do Garrett, all right. 

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Yeah, got to get bend back in 
the in the cool air of a of a 

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wide receiver that he loves. 
It feels great. 

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I love it. 
This idea of the thing that's 

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hiding in plain sight is, I 
mean, I'm just going to, you 

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know, give the whole conceit 
away before I've even read the 

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article, but it's that there's 
so. 

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I do that running backs. 
Going we have so many ambiguous 

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backfields, we don't have as 
many established starters. 

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That means there are more 
backfields where displacing 

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whoever we think is a starter is
easier. 

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They're like they're more like 
dead zone backs or something. 

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It's there's only 32 teams, but 
you hit on a most or a Kyron 

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Williams like last year when 
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ambiguous. 
And right now, we've talked 

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about this the last like half 
decade of running back drafts, 

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we haven't had a ton of hits. 
We don't have a bunch of 

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generational young backs right 
now. 

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Bijan and Breece are like the 
two closest things we have, but 

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a lot of other guys have gotten 
hurt or busted. 

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Naji was a first round pick a 
few years ago. 

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CEH was a first round pick the 
year before. 

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These guys aren't good and the 
market doesn't like them 

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anymore. 
And it's like we're not in a 

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place where there's a lot of 
really good young stud running 

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backs. 
And because of that, there's a 

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higher likelihood that you can 
get running back points later 

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that that like these guys can 
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backfields. 
There's like 25 plus backfields 

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that are like reasonably take 
over able, right? 

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Like it's, it's, it's a, it's 
more than most years. 

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Normally we we have like 12 to 
15 backs. 

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We feel pretty good about is the
lead back. 

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We don't have that anymore. 
We're on the clock here. 

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We started with Garrett Wilson, 
JT, top ATP, Alave Waddle, wide 

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receivers, anything here. 
Good with either wide receiver. 

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Yeah, I like them both. 
Let's we'll grab you know what? 

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You want to break the tie away 
from the BI? 

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Sure. 
You know, yeah, let's do that. 

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Might as well. 
Just a just a stand alone 

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league, you know, gotta factor. 
In the SO I'm glad you brought 

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that up because the chat was 
asking about that for this 

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purpose and I know I should have
said this at the top. 

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Treat this like a BBM because we
do want to sauce this like a a 

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regular. 
OK, OK. 

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Yeah, it's. 
It's not as fun to be. 

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Like, well, we got unique, we 
got unique. 

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Yeah, exactly. 
But the the whole point I was 

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thinking about that is if there 
are there are all these late 

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running back points and to 
circle that back to Pacheco, it 

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makes it harder for Pacheco's 
particular brand of scoring to 

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really separate unless you think
he has legendary upside, like 

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true legendary upside. 
That's, I think, the big 

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question. 
I don't. 

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I don't know if you don't 
either. 

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No, not really. 
Yeah. 

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Well, in the other to your 
point, Ben, like for that the 

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whole thing isn't about Pacheco 
on a vacuum, it's can he 

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massively separate from the 
Zamir whites in the Naji Harris 

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and all of those because that's 
what he has to do. 

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Even if he gives you like 20% 
more than those guys, like 

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you're completely fine. 
Right. 

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Yeah, but you know, like the 
legendary season is like 23 PPR 

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points a game. 
Like truly dominant and you do 

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find those seasons almost always
in the very early rounds and 

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they're well worth like if you 
can hit on that, it's well worth

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the opportunity cost at wide 
receiver. 

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But I mean, I do think there's 
like a point at which like, 

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well, you know what, I wrote 
that article originally. 

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It's like 18 points sounds 
great, but it's not great when 

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you're when you're taking on all
the risk to hope to get 18 

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points. 
Like you're just, it's just not 

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a great bet. 
But eighteen points in the fifth

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round could be pretty great. 
You know, it's like 18 points 

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versus like, you know, like a 
hit and wide receiver, there 

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might be like 14 points or 
something. 

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Or a couple spike weeks. 
Yeah, or a couple spike, but I 

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mean I think there is like an 
inflection point where Pacheco, 

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a non legendary Pacheco season 
would still be the right pick. 

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I just think that exact scenario
is more difficult than the 2024 

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landscape. 
That I do too, yeah. 

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I do too, yeah. 
Just a couple of pros here. 

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Yeah, I like. 
How? 

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Let's do it. 
Yeah, we didn't. 

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We didn't go for puka, so it 
kind of makes sense. 

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To me, the thing that I've been 
thinking about with Pacheco and 

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obviously I get way less player 
taking with this stuff is, you 

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know, I've been you. 
You know, we have our trying to 

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get the four wide receivers 
through seven. 

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You know, it's, it's not a hard 
and fast rule, but just 

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anecdotally, I do feel best when
I have that. 

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And knowing that I am often 
spending my luxury picks on like

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1 running back and one tight 
end. 

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And it's not often coming from a
running back at that 4-5 turn 

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and just wanting to mix it up a 
little more. 

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Some three wide receiver sets 
where I go Pacheco and then 

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maybe kiddo falls back for me 
and I'm still able to get that 

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elite tight end. 
But just like mixing up those 

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structures more. 
But because those early tight 

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ends come in round four and they
feel like such a value to me 

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every time, I keep clicking, 
clicking, clicking, which I 

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don't think is bad per SE, but 
from a portfolio standpoint, I 

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do the same thing in a lot of 
drafts. 

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Yeah. 
And I I guess to that point the 

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those are pretty strong 
candidates to move up like I 

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think Pacheco could rise to the 
other side of the board in in 

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late August. 
So missing that window of time 

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draft them could be bad. 
A really weird take, but I 

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actually think if he rises it's 
probably indicative of all the 

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whole market moving in a way 
that actually might make him 

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more easy to. 
Draft because the. 

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You know what I mean? 
Yeah, I do. 

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The opportunity cost thing 
doesn't get as punitive. 

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Like it's a little bit of a 
different landscape. 

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Then I'm almost like I'll get my
I'll get my Pacheco exposure 

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when he's more expensive. 
So that's what I'm thinking. 

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David Kitchen, welcome to the 
show. 

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I the chat wanted me to ask you 
a question. 

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How do you feel about getting 
the 110? 

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I mean, I was a little bit 
disappointed, but then I saw you

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guys let me get A.J. 
Brown. 

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I'm like, OK, well it's not 
really the 110 if I get A.J. 

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Brown, is it? 
It's more like the 1.61.7. 

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I like. 
To see a little pep Pacheco step

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stepped into the room and 
drafted Pacheco at four O 3 that

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was. 
Beautiful. 

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Oh yeah. 
Immediately after Gretsch was on

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Twitter today saying I'm so 
scared. 

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I'm so. 
Scared I can't draft him. 

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And then now I'm listening to 
him. 

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I'm like, OK, there's signal and
there's noise and there's a 

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signal right there to to draft 
the guy. 

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You guys want to keep keep 
pissing. 

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You can have a choice of an 
elite quarterback Kelsey's. 

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Here I mean Alan or Kelsey, I 
think. 

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I wouldn't like. 
Kelsey over Allen. 

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Kelsey seems oh, that's a tight 
that's a that's a bye week 

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thing. 
We're going to start being week 

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6 bye week Bros. 
I know I said you want to break 

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it away from the the 12 and now 
we'll go three straight sixes. 

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It's fine. 
They can roast us accordingly at

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the end. 
Kitchen, thank you for coming on

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the show. 
I know you're super busy. 

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You've been doing like 20 hours 
a week of streaming on the 

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massively successful Live a 
little YouTube channel. 

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Thanks for kind of helping us 
out today. 

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No problem, check this morning 
136 Subs. 

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People are just they were, they 
were looking forward to the 

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content. 
They're definitely looking for 

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the content because I tried to 
find Live a little on YouTube 

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like four different times before
never finding it. 

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Having to go to your Twitter and
clicking the link to get there. 

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Oh my God, I just went to 
YouTube to go subscribe but I'm 

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not going to be able to. 
Find it. 

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It's impossible to find. 
No, just type in live a little 

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fantasy football. 
David gets a news quotes. 

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You got these quotes. 
Signal noise. 

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The first thing I got was life, 
according to Jimmy as a That's a

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good chance. 
Kitchen for people who aren't 

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soul cast viewers, and it's hard
to imagine there anyone who 

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isn't. 
But do you want to tell them 

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about your bet with our short 
King Davis Matic? 

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Yeah, basically it it is that he
needs to get 10,000 Subs before 

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he thinks he can get 10,000 Subs
before I get 5000. 

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And and I am betting just on 
overlapping audiences and it 

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just feels like that second 5000
is a lot harder than the 1st 

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5000. 
So that's. 

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Terms for you know, like, do 
your children have to keep this 

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bet going like. 
If they never had these. 

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Bets. 
At what point is the bet? 

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Wow look at the multi 
millionaire shaming the blue 

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collar workers trying. 
To I'm still not at 5K you're. 

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Almost at 5K, you're almost at 
5K. 

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And if you came in kitchen band 
performing at the Franklin Park 

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Performance Center in 2009, is 
that you? 

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Listen, Grandpa, I don't have 
time to show you how to use 

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YouTube, but Pat, you've only 
got like 48 videos and you've 

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already got like almost 5000 
Subs. 

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Yeah, but so let's not act like 
you're really grinding out the, 

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you know. 
You're not counting the ones 

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that made private afterwards. 
You are you guys good with 

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Mahomes? 
You want to stack them up. 

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Yeah, I think that's great. 
Yeah, just go all week. 

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Six buys. 
A doomsday went five O 6 in this

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room, yeah. 
But I don't know if there's any 

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difference between like these 
three guys here and all the guys

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that'll be. 
There. 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
So. 

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Kitchen like when is gonna 
when's the next stream gonna be?

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Because like, you know, one of 
Davis's biggest hacks for, you 

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know, helping him get a bunch of
Subs right off the rip was doing

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these really long streams. 
Like do you have a four hour 

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stream in your bag? 
I'm sure I do. 

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Yeah, I I am sure that I do. 
Last night, what I did was I 

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recorded a I'm, I'm going to 
play around in different formats

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to try to beat the algorithm. 
Last night I Calvin boy. 

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All of the top stuff is just 
Kitchen. 

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Guest appearances. 
It's Liam's stream. 

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Living a little with David 
Kitchen, it's Bendel's stream. 

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It's the worst one, David. 
Kitchen, the guest appearance. 

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But anyways I recorded last. 
Night kitchen calls, Dairy Queen

448
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,360
mid draft. 
We got that. 

449
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:20,440
That was actually a good one. 
3rd overall and so I recorded 

450
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,320
the draft and I'm just going to 
do a little voice over what I 

451
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,680
did thought process cause a lot 
of people just want to kind of 

452
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:33,520
get inside my brain as far as 
like what makes me pick it's. 

453
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,720
More from like a scientific 
study standpoint, not tried to 

454
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,640
get alpha. 
It's like, how did this person 

455
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,040
end up like this? 
It's not like ACTE study, it's 

456
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,680
like they want the they want the
info. 

457
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,320
Donate David Kitchen's grade to 
Best Ball Science. 

458
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,720
Oh boy. 
Calvin Ridley. 

459
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,720
You know what? 
I'm not a Calvin Ridley bro, but

460
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,440
I'll take him here. 
You I've found. 

461
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,440
Three videos from this David 
Kitchen band. 

462
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,600
They have 55 subscribers from 8 
years of music they've been 

463
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,000
making. 
This is a real thing. 

464
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,760
Kitchen laugh at them 
immediately. 

465
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,960
That's pretty good. 
Yeah, seriously, I almost, I 

466
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:25,920
still have access to the old 
Fantasy Insiders YouTube account

467
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,880
that we made into a Best Ball 
account. 

468
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,720
So it's got like all the old 
Fantasy Insider stuff. 

469
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,520
And I was going to use that, but
then it just felt like cheating 

470
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,000
because it already had 1800 
Subs. 

471
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,840
Something like. 
That now you want to start. 

472
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,240
You need the satisfaction of 
truly starting from scratch. 

473
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,440
And you guys have a receiver you
like, your lad BT Deonte Johnson

474
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,440
or JSN? 
Not particularly. 

475
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,800
I'm good either way. 
I'm good with the lad. 

476
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,760
Yeah, I've been getting more 
into LAD. 

477
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,080
Yeah, same. 
Nice. 

478
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,240
Yeah, let's I mean, this whole 
thing is like we didn't get a 

479
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,440
great sample, didn't run a ton 
of routes, but he's he like his 

480
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,920
target earning was fine on a per
route basis. 

481
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,920
If you look like the targets per
out run and all that stuff, it 

482
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,800
actually is. 
I mean, it's not no one's going 

483
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,480
to be this year's puka, but it 
actually is like vaguely 

484
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,800
reminiscent of that. 
Not a lot of routes, but did 

485
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,760
earn volume and was efficient. 
Strong yards per target, strong 

486
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,840
yards per out run. 
When he did play in college, 

487
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,840
like I yeah, he's he's a weirdly
high. 

488
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,320
Ceiling prospect I think because
like he flashed so he really 

489
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,000
flashed as a target earner and a
guy who gets open in the 

490
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,280
intermediate area, which is like
what they need but. 

491
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,720
One of these Charger receivers 
has to like, get a large target 

492
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,720
share of this Greg Roman 
offense, right? 

493
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,600
Like that's what you're, that's 
what you're betting on. 

494
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,880
Are you maybe saying? 
That that that was like I 

495
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,000
literally my head as you were 
making that take was like 

496
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,600
kitchen's actually going to give
some real analysis comes on ship

497
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,840
chasing. 
He's going to give us a real 

498
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,320
thing. 
And then he went to the Greg 

499
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,280
Roman offense at the end just. 
Oh, you guys give real analysis 

500
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,760
on this show? 
Not that much these days. 

501
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,960
Because I might be on the wrong 
show so. 

502
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,880
I don't want to pre roast Kiwi 
cat here too much, but the the 

503
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,320
unstacked Josh Allen Lamar 
Jackson back-to-back picks in 

504
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,120
this room is a is a choice for 
sure. 

505
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,040
Sounds like something Kitchen 
might do on one of his, yeah? 

506
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,400
What's wrong with the double? 
What's wrong with the double 

507
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:39,800
quarterback strategy? 
Well, how long do you have, 

508
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,240
Dave? 
Well, here's the thing, we take 

509
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,560
these hard stances every year. 
We laugh at people. 

510
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,800
This is where the whole little, 
little concept comes from is 

511
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,160
sometimes you just have to break
outside of the mold of oh, this 

512
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,800
can't happen. 
This can't happen. 

513
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,720
We don't know that it there's 
stuff. 

514
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,360
If we got everything right with 
predictions and rankings, then 

515
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,960
there wouldn't be all these 
things. 

516
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,880
I got wrong columns after the 
season was over. 

517
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,600
Strout at 79 is actually like 
Kitchen's whole point right now.

518
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,840
Like at that his ADP. 
Unstacked on our team, yeah. 

519
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,680
Do you have a favorite? 
Pat mentioned Brooks. 

520
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,000
So that's who's here. 
That's fine. 

521
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,600
That's fine. 
I like that. 

522
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,160
Yeah, that's probably my 
favorite. 

523
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,720
The the Stroud fall hasn't made 
any sense to me. 

524
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,920
And then you get him behind that
in this room, like, that's 

525
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,120
weird. 
Well. 

526
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,200
Our guy Phil gets him stacked up
with Nico too, which is. 

527
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,960
Beautiful. 
He's going to win this league. 

528
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,920
He's got Trey McBride, too. 
Only roasting, no complimenting.

529
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,840
Yeah, you bet he took Derrick 
Henry. 

530
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:57,160
Derrick Henry's 90. 
Boy. 

531
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,680
Pat, talk about taking Jonathan 
Brooks ahead of ADP right before

532
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,240
he's going to get cheaper. 
Yeah, So we, we have to talk 

533
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,560
about this on the Legendary 
Upside podcast that came out 

534
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,680
this morning where I'm like 
starting to just like, like, I 

535
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,640
don't know, I, I don't love that
the whole thing of right about 

536
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,320
he's before he's about to get 
cheaper is because we're like 

537
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,920
betting on the market to do 
something that we all think is 

538
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,360
wrong. 
And I think they probably do the

539
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,040
thing that's wrong. 
I think he does probably drop, 

540
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,240
but he shouldn't drop. 
And I think he's well priced 

541
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,840
here and I think he probably 
rises at the, you know, by the 

542
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,520
end of the summer. 
So I just feel it's starting to 

543
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,200
feel like a little too precise 
to me where I'm like. 

544
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,800
Why is he going to get cheaper? 
Is it because like? 

545
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,560
He's going to start training 
PAMP on PUP. 

546
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,600
Right. 
And people are going to go pup. 

547
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,760
That means you miss games. 
Isn't the market. 

548
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,280
Pretty aware that this guy's 
like a really talented player 

549
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,720
and is already factoring in that
it's a back way to production 

550
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,080
and not counting on a lot of 
September production with. 

551
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,960
Right, right. 
So that's why I'm like, maybe 

552
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,480
this never materializes. 
Maybe I'm like, it's 

553
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,520
disrespectful for the market. 
To meaningfully, I don't think 

554
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,760
he's going to get way cheaper, 
yeah. 

555
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,040
And I just think he's, I think 
he's a good pick. 

556
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,840
So I'm like, you know what, I'm 
going to take some more Brooks 

557
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,200
and the market can do what the 
market wants to do. 

558
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,520
All right, our team so far, the 
ship chasing team that's 

559
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,600
unroastable because it's so 
perfect. 

560
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,960
Patrick Mahomes to Kelsey. 
We got Jonathan Brooks as our 

561
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,320
lone running back, four 
receivers, Garrett Wilson, Jalen

562
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,880
Waddle, Cooper Cup lad, 
Mcconkey, not a wide receiver 

563
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,240
Insight. 
Actually, Sutton and Lockett are

564
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,600
here. 
Swift and Bowers. 

565
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,800
Or some Bowers, I think. 
Yeah, yeah. 

566
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,040
Those are the you want to have 
some fun with Bowers? 

567
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,520
All right. 
Even though Levitan posted a 

568
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,760
screenshot of a link to an 
article that was from like 8 

569
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,240
weeks ago that was talking about
him being a blocker. 

570
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,200
Did anyone go? 
I was the only one that went to 

571
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,000
Fact Check where that article 
came from. 

572
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,240
I literally googled the words 
and I pulled it up and it was 

573
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,840
from an article like two months 
ago. 

574
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,000
It just the one that's harmed us
all. 

575
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,640
That Michael Mayer might play 
more snaps or. 

576
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,200
Whatever it was about, or it was
about them wanting to like have 

577
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,040
their guys be blockers first and
foremost and whatnot. 

578
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,920
And I was like, 'cause I went to
Rotoworld and I was like, was 

579
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,200
this like a new blurb? 
And he just pulled it from an 

580
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,800
old ass article? 
So I, I have a story about kind 

581
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,200
of the, the tree of, of live a 
little. 

582
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,520
So my, my mom is the, my 
grandparents house they're 

583
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,720
selling. 
And so there's all these and my 

584
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,320
grandfather's an artist and 
there's like all these paintings

585
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,440
and sculptures that he did and 
stuff and a bunch of like other 

586
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,360
stuff in the house that's got 
sentimental value. 

587
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,280
So she's got, she's one of five.
So they're splitting all of 

588
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:48,160
these things up, and they're 
doing a snake draft to do this. 

589
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,960
Yeah. 
And it's actually not just third

590
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,600
round reversal, but every odd 
round reverses. 

591
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,800
So it's like 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th,
all of reverses. 

592
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,320
Yeah. 
Which is my uncle's idea. 

593
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,960
What do you call that? 
Like not a snake draft, not I 

594
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,640
mean it's like. 
It's like reversing snakes 

595
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,800
because it's like. 
McDonald's. 

596
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,120
It's like a snake and then it's 
snakes and then it's snakes. 

597
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,600
Yeah. 
Yeah, it's like McDonald's. 

598
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,680
McDonald's. 
Why does your mind? 

599
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,200
Yeah, because it's doing fast 
food kitchen. 

600
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,640
It's. 
Doing this, it's a golden 

601
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,160
arches. 
No, no, it's not doing this. 

602
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,000
It's doing this, you know. 
It's too. 

603
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,280
Snakes. 
It's too snakes, Zorro like 

604
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,560
this. 
Yeah, yeah. 

605
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,440
We we are going to need a touch.
There we go. 

606
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,800
It's like that. 
This is amazing. 

607
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,760
Does this have anything to do 
with your your win that they 

608
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,360
decided to turn into a fantasy? 
Draft no, no, they well, they 

609
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,840
needed to do a fairway to do it.
And you know, snake draft with 

610
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,520
reverses is the battles fairs 
you're going to do. 

611
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,360
So OK, let's let's pick here and
I'll, I'll continue. 

612
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,280
Yeah, we are in a true actually 
Palmer. 

613
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,520
Yeah, we could do Palmer with 
LAD. 

614
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,480
Palmer with LAD, yeah, that 
seems fine. 

615
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,760
Don't do it. 
Don't do it. 

616
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,880
Because only one guy is going to
get a big part of that Greg 

617
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,200
Roman offense. 
Well, you're betting on one of 

618
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,800
those two guys and if it's one 
of them, you hit the lottery. 

619
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,000
We're. 
Getting on everyone doing 

620
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,640
research on, on Jim Harbaugh 
offenses and saying they've 

621
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,960
never been anywhere higher than 
than bottom 5. 

622
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,640
And pass rate that that isn't 
necessarily indicative of what 

623
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,160
he's going to have with Justin 
Herbert when he's had like Colin

624
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,160
Kaepernick as his quarterbacks 
in the past and Alex Smith, like

625
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,440
it's a little bit different, 
right? 

626
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,520
I think people might be wrong on
the pass rate of the of the 

627
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,480
charge. 
I, I think, I think they're 

628
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,200
probably right, but I love the 
price 'cause you get to bet 

629
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,400
basically for greed that they're
wrong. 

630
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,440
That's that's the better way of 
putting it. 

631
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,960
I don't know that they're 
definitely wrong, but like the 

632
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,960
market is very certain about. 
This. 

633
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,720
One way to be wrong and that way
is like all. 

634
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,440
That way is Justin Herbert beats
expectation. 

635
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,520
I I love Herbert. 
I think he's one of the best 

636
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,200
picks. 
He's my second highest drafted 

637
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,400
quarterback after you know who. 
Kitchen, Did you take Zamir 

638
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,160
White because of that photo of 
him looking Jack? 

639
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:11,760
The other day 100% did he the 
amount of broken tacos the guys 

640
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,480
going to have this year. 
I don't know if you guys saw the

641
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,680
we'll get back to Pat's 
fascinating story in a second, 

642
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:24,640
but I hope you saw the I think 
it it might have been Warren 

643
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,520
Sharp that or Ian. 
One of them clipped like all of 

644
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,120
Madison's touches from inside 
the five yard line last year and

645
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,760
they were just terrible. 
Like they he's not going to 

646
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,600
compete for any goal line 
touches there. 

647
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Yeah, but their whole team might
they, they just might not have 

648
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,840
any goal line touches, period. 
What's it like to just be afraid

649
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,680
of everything? 
What's it? 

650
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Aren't you worried? 
I just love that you drafted 

651
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,400
severe white who's going to 
break so many tackles and then 

652
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,440
probably not gain any yards, 
just like the guy you drafted 

653
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,680
right before I'm. 
Not he's so big up top like I'm 

654
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,480
worried about his like center of
gravity like it's. 

655
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,360
Going to break tackles and have 
no yards after contact. 

656
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,120
The next defenders just going to
commute him. 

657
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,880
Oh, Derek Henry can't catch 
passes. 

658
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,520
We can't have him on our team 
for the past five years. 

659
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,840
Derrick Henry has been on J JS 
do not draft list for like the 

660
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,800
past five years. 
JJ One. 

661
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,360
Year, JJ. 
By the way, new draft guide in 

662
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:35,560
stores now Sports guide Devante.
Yeah, I think a running back 

663
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,560
here makes sense. 
OK, can we finish the story 

664
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,640
please because we have a. 
We're doing a snake. 

665
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,720
Draft OK, so we're you know, 
help I'm helping her kind of 

666
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,560
talk through what you know what 
she thinks are the most 

667
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,360
important stuff, what she really
like to get. 

668
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,120
But then as we move down into 
some of the stuff that's like, 

669
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,360
you know, it's like kind of more
nice to have like some of her 

670
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,080
mom's China, you know these like
sterling silver type that type 

671
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,200
of stuff right. 
So I'm explaining you don't know

672
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,480
kind of what's going to happen 
with, you know, the what other 

673
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,640
people are going to take. 
And that's where you kind of 

674
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,440
want to get things into tears. 
So I helped her create like 

675
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,120
tears of, of her stuff so that 
she can flow with the draft a 

676
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,639
little bit more easily. 
And I'm kind of explaining like,

677
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,159
you know, there's a few 
different ways the draft can 

678
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:19,679
play out. 
And she goes, yeah, we we just 

679
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:26,520
don't know. 
Wow, look at that. 

680
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:31,159
Wise words. 
So Pat's spouse is now part of 

681
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:32,880
the David Kitchen trip. 
No, my mom. 

682
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,239
Oh, this your mom? 
OK, well, that's even weirder. 

683
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,120
But. 
When she said that, when she 

684
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,880
said that, what did you say? 
I told her about you. 

685
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,400
I told her about living little, 
and I told her about we just. 

686
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,080
I was like, all right, I gotta 
tell you. 

687
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,520
I gotta. 
Tell you mom, sit down for a 

688
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:54,880
second. 
I don't even know how I would 

689
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,480
where I would start if I had to 
explain David Kitchen. 

690
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,800
Who knows if it's actually 
serious? 

691
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,680
Or it's like I have to explain 
David Kitchen to my mom now. 

692
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,120
You know how there's those like 
viral trends they used to do 

693
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,920
where it'd be like send someone 
like this text message and then 

694
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,040
like screenshot. 
You know how they respond that 

695
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,880
that's every ship chaser is say 
mom, what what should they say 

696
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,800
about David Kitchen? 
Mom, do you agree that David 

697
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,440
Kitchen is the the father of 
modern best ball? 

698
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:30,680
And see what the responses are? 
All right, we're on the clock 

699
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,360
here. 
Feels like a running back range 

700
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,400
for us here. 
Gus Chase Brown, Zeke Ford, 

701
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,800
Eckler Charbonnay. 
I don't think Gus serves a 

702
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,560
purpose. 
He's correlated, helps us get 

703
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600
Brooks. 
Serve a purpose. 

704
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,360
With Brooks, I do. 
OK I feel like he's like anti 

705
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,480
correlated to the treasure 
passing play but maybe? 

706
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,360
Who would be your choice, 
Gretch? 

707
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,480
I I would be Chase, Yeah for 
more like all right. 

708
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,000
I feel like a a Gus Edwards 
story to the Chargers season is 

709
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,080
not a lad plus Josh Palmer story
to the Chargers season but maybe

710
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080
that's. 
All it's just that the offense 

711
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,360
is underpriced. 
Yeah, if we if we're going to 

712
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:16,000
win this twelve person 
tournament, we we need Chase 

713
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Brown Kitchen. 
Does your mom know what best 

714
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,720
ball is? 
No, not a chance. 

715
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,440
I mean, I was actually. 
Isn't that gonna be weird? 

716
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,320
When she asked, what do you do 
for a living? 

717
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,840
And you're like, oh, I'm a best 
ball streamer. 

718
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,280
She just learned that. 
Yeah, she just learned not to 

719
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:42,880
ask. 
But as far as like the the 

720
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:49,600
concept of best ball, I was 
talking to a person at one of 

721
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,680
Kara's basketball camps and they
knew that like, I've been in 

722
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:58,000
fantasy for a long time. 
They have like a hardcore 

723
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,160
fantasy league. 
There's always drama out of it. 

724
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,880
Like I sometimes I get the play 
by play. 

725
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,480
Like this has been running for 
15 or 16 years straight. 

726
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,200
He had never heard of best ball 
before. 

727
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,360
Wow. 
We're still. 

728
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:18,480
So we're still so early. 
This actually reminds me leg up 

729
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,240
household item rankings. 
I was tagged in something. 

730
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,120
Pat were you did a legendary 
upside? 

731
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,280
Create some merch bottle 
openers. 

732
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,840
Oh, so that was as part of Scott
Fishbowl, your sponsor for Scott

733
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:36,640
Fishbowl, so that that the live 
drafts came with a, a like a 

734
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,760
bottle opener. 
Wow, how did that take two 

735
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,120
specific live draft? 
And all of the live drafts like 

736
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,040
'cause there's like a, you know,
like a kind of a goodie bag that

737
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,360
comes with, with going a little.
How did that take place? 

738
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,440
I I want to know like from the 
business owner perspective, like

739
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,600
did you just say bottle openers,
that's me or did they? 

740
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:02,680
Ask you. 
Something. 

741
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,960
Was it a snake draft for items 
for all of the sponsors? 

742
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,440
Yeah, they're trying to tell me 
like what the charity was about.

743
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,480
I was like, yeah, yeah, cool, 
cool. 

744
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:18,040
Do I get the bottle openers? 
I actually. 

745
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,880
Do have two little. 
Little David's. 

746
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,040
Question. 
I have David's question too. 

747
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,560
How did you get in the In the 
Bottle Opener sponsorship 

748
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,800
business? 
I, they reached out to me about 

749
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,960
sponsoring and I sponsored the, 
some of the live events. 

750
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,840
And so as you know, as many 
other sites did. 

751
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,840
And then there was kind of like 
they wanted to pair some of the 

752
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,560
logos with what they were doing.
So they actually thought that 

753
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,480
would work well 'cause it's like
a Star Wars themed bottle opener

754
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,040
and so like the leg up logo they
thought would look good with 

755
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,320
that. 
Wow Kitchen, did you get hit up 

756
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,360
to be a sponsor? 
No, I did not. 

757
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,320
I did not did. 
You get hit up. 

758
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,160
I. 
Didn't me either. 

759
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:06,400
Someone, I don't know if I did 
get hit up for sponsorship 

760
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:12,160
though, two days ago for the 
FSGA, like the big Fantasy 

761
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,680
Sports and Gaming Association, 
but they had the wrong number. 

762
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,800
It was Digger Turnbull. 
And he left a message. 

763
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,280
What? 
And it was like, hey, hey, 

764
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,800
Linda, this is Digger. 
Just want to know, just want to 

765
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,240
follow up on sponsorship. 
And I'm like, I don't know how. 

766
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,120
And so I sent him a text. 
I'm like, hey, this is David 

767
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:40,280
Kitchen. 
And so he was like, OK, someone 

768
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,440
gave me your number. 
And obviously I was like, I 

769
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,880
figured like some wires got 
crossed. 

770
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,840
But then I was like #1 who's 
Linda? 

771
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:53,920
And #2 like, who gave my number 
to Digger and said, this is 

772
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,960
David Kitchen. 
It was, or this is Linda, and it

773
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,200
was really David Kitchen. 
Like something weird happened 

774
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,680
somewhere. 
That's funny that you just 

775
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,480
rolled with it and just put 
Linda on the hook for like a big

776
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,360
six figure sponsorship 
commitment. 

777
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,440
I just need. 
The platinum give me the table I

778
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,040
just. 
Learned that that event is in 

779
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,480
Boston. 
In my neck of the woods the the 

780
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,280
fantasy cabal didn't even hit me
up. 

781
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,760
I could have, could have spoken 
at the Boston. 

782
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,800
That used to be like the thing 
for the fantasy Bros to go to 

783
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,400
like you didn't even register 
for the conference. 

784
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,560
Like Silva never registered once
for the conference or if he did,

785
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,200
he never went. 
But I remember one time it was 

786
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:37,760
in Nashville and and like just 
all the fantasy Bros rented a 

787
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,360
house and like did not even come
to the conference. 

788
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,760
It was all about the after 
party, the what do you want? 

789
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,120
Here. 
I don't I'm I'm good either way 

790
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,400
all. 
Right, let's just triple Justin 

791
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:53,120
Herbert in this reality. 
Greg Roman gets fired, they hire

792
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,120
Hal Mummy to just run an Air 
raid offense, and we have 

793
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Quinton Johnson, Joshua Palmer 
and Lad Mccocky. 

794
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:06,200
Soccer Dave talking about the 
FSGA just reminded me of like a 

795
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,600
repressed memory from really 
early in my fantasy days. 

796
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,800
I went to the FSGA in LA in. 
I want to search like 2016. 

797
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,720
Maybe it was 2017 January 2017. 
I only bet I I've started 

798
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,080
writing in 2015, right. 
So it's like I've been in the in

799
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,160
the industry for like a year. 
Couple people knew who I was by 

800
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,600
this point, not really many 
kitchen. 

801
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,760
I apparently had heard of me. 
We're, we're in some group 

802
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:35,600
talking and I had mentioned the,
the FSWA Writers Awards. 

803
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,240
The, the nominations came out 
and I was like, somebody made 

804
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,280
some comment or something and I 
made a comment that I was kind 

805
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,280
of bummed about it. 
And kitchen just looked at me 

806
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,680
and laughed. 
And he goes, you're pumped. 

807
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,240
You didn't, you didn't get a 
nomination for the FSWA. 

808
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,840
You just like wound on me for 
this like and I was like, oh, 

809
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:56,400
OK, we got some. 
I never I never nominated for 

810
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,880
the FSWA again. 
I was like, you have to like 

811
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,320
self nominate for that process. 
And it's like, apparently that's

812
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,800
something to not go after this 
industry. 

813
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,000
Boy, that's a repressed memory 
that you just pulled out of 

814
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,120
nowhere like that. 
I mean, it must have that must 

815
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,840
have felt some sort of way, me 
saying that. 

816
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,280
I apologize. 
Kitchen, We all have memories 

817
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,360
like that from things that you 
said to us that were so. 

818
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,920
Impacted like stick with us. 
I mean, it was just the, IT was 

819
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,040
the, the scoff and like the, the
total David Kitchen scoff of 

820
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,320
like, oh, you wanted something. 
You, you, you wanted what? 

821
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,680
Was going to happen. 
We were at, we were at the 

822
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,280
conference. 
We were at the conference. 

823
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Oh. 
Yeah, geez. 

824
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,280
I mean, yeah, if if we're at a 
conference, we're having fun and

825
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,200
then you're over there in a 
corner crying. 

826
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,680
Andy Barrett doesn't think I'm 
good enough. 

827
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,600
Like, you know, like, yeah, you 
probably deserve some of that, 

828
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,760
like. 
It's just some of your 

829
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,960
expectations. 
And like. 

830
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,680
I love kitchens. 
Say man. 

831
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,320
Oh God it really affected you. 
I'm sorry. 

832
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,120
I'm genuinely sorry. 
But also, you fucking deserved 

833
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,800
it. 
Kitchen. 

834
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,720
Do you have any? 
Do you have any industry 

835
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,480
hardware taking anything down 
over the years? 

836
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,120
Yeah. 
Like what? 

837
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:22,160
I don't like to brag, you don't,
but the fantasy pros did a. 

838
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:27,240
He says Adam Thielen if. 
You guys are going to let me 

839
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,960
have him. 
I actually wanted Wandell to 

840
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,720
pair with Anthony Richardson or 
whatever. 

841
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,120
Instead of pairing Anthony 
Richardson with, you know, one 

842
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,480
of his wide receivers. 
Like he's going to pass to his 

843
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,600
wide receiver anyways. 
They had ADFS competition back 

844
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,640
in the day, the fantasy Pros did
and he's wanting. 

845
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,880
To go Bucky or a running back 
would would be nice here. 

846
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,040
And I want it. 
I want it once. 

847
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,360
Jalen Wright is still there. 
Holy shit that'll be good. 

848
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,040
I was going to say him last when
we had the ram the the Chargers 

849
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,760
in the queue, but way past CDP 
for Jalen Wright. 

850
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,040
Easy game. 
Sorry Kitchen, tell us this 

851
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,360
story about. 
Yeah, he's 150. 

852
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,040
Five, you want a participation 
trophy. 

853
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,360
Yeah, sorry for interrupting me.
Fast. 

854
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:15,280
No, it's a DFS. 
So I won it and Tuttle won it 

855
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,400
twice. 
And so and this were like, they 

856
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,920
were given $100 away every week.
It was like a free roll. 

857
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:30,360
And we took those badges, the 
fantasy pro badges, and we 

858
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,400
made-up these accuracy matters. 
And this is what Tuttle was kind

859
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,920
of saying in the in the slowcast
chat. 

860
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,160
And you know who it ticked off 
the most? 

861
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:47,680
Drew Dinkmeyer, he could not 
handle that number one, that we 

862
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:53,200
had won the three DFS fantasy 
pros accuracy thing, but just 

863
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,400
the thing of accuracy matters. 
Oh, he scoffs so hard at that. 

864
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,200
You know, he and Leone are 
slaving away doing every single 

865
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,200
sport projections and Tuttle and
I are just shipping this stuff. 

866
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,240
And then we say accuracy 
matters. 

867
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,560
And it was, it's like he, he 
kind of had the same thing with 

868
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,240
like screenshots when they first
came out. 

869
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,440
It was just like, you do not 
talk about your winnings. 

870
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,960
You do not share your 
screenshot, you know, like it, 

871
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,640
it is uncouth. 
And he he came around so. 

872
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,280
What do you guys want to do 
here? 

873
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,480
Chuba with Brooks, Braylon. 
Allen, Braylon. 

874
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,280
Allen. 
Who? 

875
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah, Braylon Allen, we're tied 
on Tracy even. 

876
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,120
I mean, we could get him later. 
Yeah, let's do Braylon. 

877
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,640
That is, the only thing that 
would have been funnier is if it

878
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:50,400
was said all accuracy matters. 
This was way before any sort of 

879
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,440
political statements out there. 
Oh man, what it how did you, how

880
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,840
did you get that feedback from 
Dink where it was in a your 

881
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,440
private chat he was expressing 
dissatisfaction with that 

882
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,360
result. 
I'm I'm sure it was like in our 

883
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,080
private chat on Twitter 
scoffing. 

884
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,840
Drew's character arc has been 
amazing and I've talked about 

885
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,640
this publicly, but the guy is 
the most thoughtful person in 

886
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,920
the world right now. 
Like you don't have a more 

887
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,880
thoughtful person. 
Andrew Dinkmeyer at his wedding.

888
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,440
He literally wrote everyone like
these huge cards and had him 

889
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,200
pinned up for every single 
guest. 

890
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,320
He is so intentional with like 
gratitude. 

891
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:41,160
The man is amazing. 
When he first started DFS he was

892
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,840
not that amazing. 
He was hanging out with a guy 

893
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,760
named Hicksville Hunk, which was
like the biggest douche in the 

894
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,480
world. 
That's a that's a made-up name, 

895
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,280
Hicksville. 
Hunk No. 

896
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,360
Yeah, this guy, this guy went on
to become like a minor League 

897
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:59,840
Baseball GM, but they would just
sit in the draft St. chat and 

898
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:06,240
just make fun of people and to 
see where he is now, you know, 

899
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,560
building thousands of wells in 
Africa a year like it is it is 

900
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,680
amazing. 
Like I'm, I'm not even joking, 

901
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,160
OK? 
But that period of time everyone

902
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,080
was sitting in in message boards
on fantasy sites, making fun of 

903
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,920
people like who wasn't doing 
that 1015 years ago? 

904
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,880
No, Gretchen, you know that 
feeling. 

905
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,280
You know that feeling you felt 
when Andy Baron's didn't give 

906
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,320
you a nomination? 
And then when David Kitchen made

907
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,840
you feel like shit for wanting. 
And then I said, hey, we're 

908
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:37,840
drinking. 
We're drinking, right? 

909
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,720
Now, hunking on FSWA, you 
fucking did all right, yeah. 

910
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,240
Yeah, like if Tracy. 
And so I'm just. 

911
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:52,760
Saying yeah, it looks good. 
It's it when he would make fun 

912
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,760
of me sometimes it made me feel 
some some kind of way. 

913
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,160
Yeah. 
And now what do you think was? 

914
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,960
What do you think led to his 
transformation? 

915
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,080
Oh wait, you have repressed 
memories from Dink dunking on 

916
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,840
you in the draft St. chats. 
Yeah, that's what I'm saying 

917
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,080
years ago. 
In a way, do you blame Dink for 

918
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,240
what you said to Gretsch that 
night? 

919
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,080
Maybe Dink's character arc is a 
little different than Pat's 

920
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:21,000
character arc because it's like 
when Dink won the $1,000,000, he

921
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,840
became like, thankful, grateful.
He's an awesome person. 

922
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:28,880
What about me? 
He. 

923
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:39,240
Want me to finish that thought? 
Yeah, hey, he sponsored the 

924
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,080
bottle openers. 
Bottle. 

925
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,280
Openers, Bottle openers, Bottle 
openers. 

926
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,120
How do you spell this guy's 
name? 

927
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:54,480
I've been trying to look him up.
HIXVILLE. 

928
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Hunt or hunk? 
Hunk. 

929
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,120
What a name. 
OK from well, there's an article

930
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,120
about him. 
Who is the Hicksville hunk? 

931
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,800
I'm a 21 year old student at 
Elon University. 

932
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,680
This is who Deke was hanging out
with. 

933
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,480
This article's on Rotogram. 
And this, and let me just let me

934
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,000
just preface by saying like, 
just like Deke was like a little

935
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,720
bit of a douche, this guy was 
probably a little bit of douche 

936
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,960
and is a much better person now 
as well. 

937
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,560
But boy, that can make people 
feel some kind of way. 

938
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,840
This is who this does look like 
Dick's friend here. 

939
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:40,560
This is this is the bad 
influence on Dick but take on 21

940
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,440
years old. 
Wait, that guy's name is Hunk? 

941
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,320
Was he? 
Was he 17 when Dick was? 

942
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,160
Hanging out with him. 
No, this is that article is from

943
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,240
like 15 years ago. 
It's like literally from 10 

944
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,120
years ago. 
We got to get a receiver here, I

945
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,800
think. 
Yeah, yeah, great door season. 

946
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,680
Yeah, that's the work. 
Season short. 

947
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,600
King Summer. 
I'm down with whatever, let's do

948
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,440
it. 
OK, so it was, it was it was 

949
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,840
reposted or something, OK. 
Yeah, yeah. 

950
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,800
It's like that that those are, 
you know, for the algorithm. 

951
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,440
Wow. 
SERP SERP rankings and such. 

952
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:19,560
And did he they had a break up? 
Oh, hang on. 

953
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,000
I'm sorry, I don't know. 
Some of the photos of this guy 

954
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,480
are too good. 
Look at this one. 

955
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:33,560
This is this is who potentially 
sent Dink on a path to being an 

956
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,960
awful person, and then no. 
That's not, I'm not saying that,

957
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,200
I'm just saying that together 
they were kind of bullies back 

958
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,040
in the day. 
Like that's all I'm saying. 

959
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,680
Yes, OK, I hear you. 
I hear you. 

960
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,360
This was 2015. 
This was almost 10 years ago. 

961
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:55,840
People change. 
People did change, but can you 

962
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,960
talk a little bit about your 
tight end? 

963
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:03,520
Are you going to do a Dan Zach? 
The point of that story got 

964
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,520
missed. 
We all took away from that story

965
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:09,360
what we. 
Wanted Gretch. 

966
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,240
You were being kind of a downer.
You were. 

967
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
You're kind of killing the 
vibes. 

968
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,200
Yeah, J JS caught a stray dink's
caught some. 

969
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,520
Major strays. 
He's catching insane Hicksville.

970
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,920
No, Dink is Hicksville hunks. 
The one catching strays. 

971
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,120
I've already like made it clear 
about Dink that I think that I 

972
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,840
love the guy and there's not a 
better person in the in the 

973
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,440
world than Drew Dinkmeyer, so. 
Yeah. 

974
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,960
Dink's form herself. 
The lady doth protests too much.

975
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:45,480
Me paid you off with those 
wedding notes itself. 

976
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,440
I want you guys to know that I 
did finally figure out how to 

977
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,640
subscribe to live a little 
YouTube got him to 136 nice. 

978
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,200
Subscribe as well. 
Let's let Yeah, once this draft 

979
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,080
is done, we're going to we're 
I'm going to drop this link in 

980
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,440
the chat. 
We need a major push here to get

981
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,000
kitchen nipping at Davis's 
heels. 

982
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,600
Kitchen. 
How are you landing the plane 

983
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,160
here? 
Four straight tight ends. 

984
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,920
Is this what your Sims told you 
to do? 

985
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,960
This is this is the ethos of 
live a little late round tight 

986
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,880
end crush last year. 
Maybe it crushes again this 

987
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,440
year. 
We just don't know. 

988
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,720
And you know, I'd already 
drafted 2A quarterbacks. 

989
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,840
I had five great running backs 
for Underdog. 

990
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,560
Do we get a Patriot? 
Is there any Patriot receiver 

991
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,880
left Kendrick Warren? 
Osbourne Yeah, yeah. 

992
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,280
Coming off of Let's Do It. 
Or Josh Reynolds just doesn't 

993
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,040
Denver plan in Week 16 that 
would be an option? 

994
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,280
Yes, I missed that in Denver in 
in 17. 

995
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,600
Yeah, we grabbed Kendrick 
Bourne. 

996
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,200
We got to get guys. 
All this kind of industry, you 

997
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,760
know, circle jerk stuff is all 
nice, but we need to get into 

998
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,360
roasting form here. 
That's right. 

999
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,080
Kitchen. 
You you know the mission here. 

1000
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,960
We're about to go, Yeah, brew 
these teams. 

1001
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,520
I think what we should do is the
three of us should roast 

1002
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,360
Kitchen's team, Kitchen should 
roast ours, and then we can 

1003
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,480
collectively go through and and 
roast the ship chasers here. 

1004
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,080
So you guys wanna do? 
We have to roast Kitchen's team.

1005
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:31,080
I mean you can just look at it. 
Oh, I mean, wow. 

1006
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,280
I'm sorry that I hurt you so 
much. 

1007
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,560
Yeah. 
It's payback. 

1008
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,880
I've been waiting eight years 
for this moment. 

1009
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:48,400
So for the audio listeners, 
Kitchen Drafted Anthony 

1010
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,240
Richardson and Brock Purdy. 
Isaiah Pacheco, Naji Harris, 

1011
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:55,000
Amir White, Trey Benson, Gus 
Edwards, A.J. 

1012
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,680
Brown, Brandon IU, Zay Flowers, 
Calvin Ridley, Ricky Pearsall, 

1013
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,120
Darnell Mooney, Adam Thielen. 
And now I'll read the tight 

1014
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,080
ends. 
Pull up a chair. 

1015
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,960
Tyler Conklin. 
Isaiah Likely. 

1016
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,360
You'd think I'm about to stop, 
but I'm not. 

1017
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,880
Jelani Woods. 
It keeps going. 

1018
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,920
Chig a Conquo. 
Hey, all four of those tight 

1019
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,240
ends might run as many routes as
one normal tight end in a given 

1020
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,280
week. 
That's that's good. 

1021
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,760
And kitchen? 
Kitchen. 

1022
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,800
You took you took Brock Purdy 
over selecting, you know, a 

1023
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,960
single wide receiver to pair 
with Anthony Richardson. 

1024
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,000
Did you ever consider staff? 
We knew he was going for Jelani 

1025
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,720
Woods as his third tight end 
before. 

1026
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:37,240
I'm going to be honest, it's a 
naked AR for me on an underdog. 

1027
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,120
Like the price of these 
receivers, these Colts receivers

1028
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,840
are just crazy. 
So that's why I knew and. 

1029
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,600
You did finish with a naked AR. 
You, you drafted Kylan Granson 

1030
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,960
and Will Mallory's backup, the 
Titan 3. 

1031
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,480
He's on his team. 
But yeah, it is a naked AR Bill.

1032
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,520
You don't like Jelani Woods, 
Ben? 

1033
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,160
The only Jelani Woods. 
The concept of roasting. 

1034
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:05,080
No, I mean, well, no, no. 
Kitchen found a way to, like, 

1035
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,120
draft equal amounts of players 
who are only going to produce 

1036
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,960
the first eight weeks of the 
season and then a bunch of zeros

1037
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,320
like elsewhere. 
It's honestly incredible. 

1038
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,440
This run of Ricky Pierce or 
Darnell Mooney and Adam Thielen.

1039
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,640
Literally, I mean. 
They kind of, I kind of get the 

1040
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,440
thesis you're getting Ricky 
Pierce. 

1041
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,720
I love that we we got both 
Calvin Ridley and Chica Conquel 

1042
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,280
'cause he's the one person in 
the industry that thinks Will 

1043
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:32,160
Levis is actually good. 
No, it's not about being good it

1044
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,120
it's about being offensive 
minded. 

1045
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:39,960
New system pushing the ball down
field, lots of passing attempts.

1046
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,920
Can we see see where Will Levis 
won here? 

1047
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,920
Because how tempted were you to 
take Will Levis? 

1048
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,360
You had Ridley, you end up 
taking. 

1049
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,960
After the two quarterbacks, I 
didn't even look at him. 

1050
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,080
Wow, Yeah. 
He went what, 88? 

1051
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:57,240
Kitchen was so worried about the
AD PS to these Indianapolis pass

1052
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,640
catcher, you know, just 
notoriously super sensitive to 

1053
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,560
maybe overpriced rookies, young 
guns, that he had to take Ricky 

1054
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,680
Pearsall 8 picks at 80 ahead of 
ADP. 

1055
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,720
Just a stack. 
Every every lineup tells a story

1056
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,520
this. 
Lineup on the story. 

1057
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,480
This lineup tells a story, and 
it is Debo hamstring pull week 

1058
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,040
two. 
That is what it is. 

1059
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,680
The live a little element here 
is maybe in this world Najee 

1060
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,880
Harris and Gus Edwards will 
combine for a 120 yard run this 

1061
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,320
year. 
Tell me you don't pay attention 

1062
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,600
to tighten you without telling 
me you don't pay attention to 

1063
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:39,600
tighten you all. 
Right kitchen, you get to pay 

1064
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,440
back. 
You know, the boys were kind of 

1065
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,480
trying to host an entertaining 
show while drafting, so take it 

1066
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,400
easy on us. 
What do you see here? 

1067
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,520
Yeah, for the audio listeners, 
you just need to know that this 

1068
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,360
is a the new strategy. 
You've heard of robust row 

1069
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,000
running back, You've heard of 0 
running back. 

1070
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,800
Have you heard of negative 
running back? 

1071
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,360
Because that's what this is, not
one single starter on this team.

1072
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,800
So that's where we're going to 
start. 

1073
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,200
We're going to start with the 
negatives. 

1074
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:16,120
Jonathan Brooks, Carolina's you 
heard it here on the PUP list, 

1075
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,360
running back to maybe Javonte 
Williams. 

1076
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,560
Will he even make the team? 
We just don't know. 

1077
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,760
Chase Brown. 
Yeah, lots of opium on Chase 

1078
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,480
Brown. 
I'm glad you guys have your bags

1079
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,320
packed. 
Jalen Wright Actually, this is a

1080
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,600
different one, 'cause this is 
actually the third running back 

1081
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,400
on that team. 
Braylon Allen. 

1082
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:43,080
Again, really hoping there. 
And Tyrone Tracy, which I I 

1083
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,000
don't hate. 
I don't hate in the 16th round, 

1084
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,360
but it would have been nice to 
get one starter there. 

1085
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,200
So. 
They say like don't have any 

1086
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,960
zeros on your roster, You don't 
want a zero. 

1087
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,760
This guy's drafted 2 zeros 
starting out, so weeks one 

1088
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:03,000
through 8 gonna be good. 
But what I do like is that you 

1089
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,960
guys will have the bragging 
factor, you know, always like, 

1090
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,200
oh man, if if we were in the 
playoffs right now, my team 

1091
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:17,640
would have been awesome. 
We just didn't get there like 

1092
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:22,600
week 17 when you're, you know, 
defunct team as that was dead in

1093
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,320
Week 8 does not advance. 
You can just pull up the 

1094
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,840
screenshot, be like, oh, I was 
we were there. 

1095
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,560
We were so there. 
Fundamentally, we are correct. 

1096
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,800
We have the rest of the team, 
Garrett Wilson, Jalen Waddle, 

1097
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,720
Cooper Cup, we. 
Were correct. 

1098
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:44,240
Patrick Mahomes with the dust of
Travis Kelsey, Brock Bowers. 

1099
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,640
I, I mean, I don't hate the rest
of your team, to be honest. 

1100
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,400
Too few. 
Tight ends kind of for your 

1101
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,160
liking. 
Yeah, and you got you got Justin

1102
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,920
Herbert with Josh Palmer and 
Ladd Mcconkey. 

1103
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,240
And honestly in this offense, I 
think that's probably, you guys 

1104
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,040
probably stumbled upon this. 
But in this offense, one of 

1105
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,240
those guys could go off so. 
What about one of the three? 

1106
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,280
Yeah, no, I like that. 
Oh yeah, you got another one. 

1107
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720
What I what I picked up from 
this is weeks one through 8 is 

1108
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,920
all that matters. 
No, it doesn't matter that our 

1109
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,480
sheep's. 
Going to peak late no Ben weeks 

1110
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,160
one through eighter. 
All that matters. 

1111
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,800
Hey, Ben, it's not all that 
matters, but you know how like 

1112
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:30,800
when they announce the awards, 
the FSW awards, Yeah, you have 

1113
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:35,720
to be nominated for those awards
to win that award. 

1114
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,640
You've got to. 
You've got to get. 

1115
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,360
Through that door. 
This team of yours is not 

1116
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:49,200
getting through that door. 
Oh, man. 

1117
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,760
Well played. 
David Kitchen. 

1118
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,160
Let's let's set our sights on JB
Phil. 

1119
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:58,160
This was his suggestion. 
He really wanted to do this 

1120
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:03,120
draft, this sauce Draft A3573A. 
Joe Burrow, Matthew Stafford, 

1121
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,800
Bryce Young, Josh Jacobs, Aaron 
Jones, Raheem Moser, Jerome 

1122
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,040
Ford, Kamani Bedell, Wide 
receivers. 

1123
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,320
Drake, London. 
Debo, Samuel. 

1124
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,160
Amari. 
Cooper, Rashi. 

1125
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,840
Rice, Jacobi. 
Meyers, Xavier Leggette, 

1126
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,160
DeMarcus Robinson and then 
Titan. 

1127
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,800
Sam Laporta, Ben Sinnett and 
Jatavian Sanders. 

1128
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,280
I'll open up the line of 
questioning with there's nothing

1129
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,160
more cute than saying who are 
the two candidates to be this 

1130
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,240
year? 
Sam Laporta in drafting both of 

1131
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,480
them with Sam Laporta. 
Where do you get your ideas, JB?

1132
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,200
I'll also say, do we have, can 
you scroll back up real quick? 

1133
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,720
Do we have a Matthew Stafford 
single stack to DeMarcus 

1134
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,920
Robinson on this team? 
We just don't know. 

1135
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,640
Kitchen. 
Is this the Cooper Cup puka? 

1136
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,040
Kyron Williams all tear their 
ACL in Week 1. 

1137
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:51,080
Story this This is the scenario 
of two crossing routes with puka

1138
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,560
and Cup going into each other. 
Double concussion. 

1139
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,000
Week. 16 and DeMarcus Robinson 
coming out on top and. 

1140
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,400
This is off their helmet. 
Are you with Robinson's head? 

1141
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:07,120
I cannot think of an unsexier 
group of wide receivers in this 

1142
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,560
one. 
Yeah, I mean Amari Cooper's the 

1143
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,920
wider receiver 3. 
Rasheed Rice probably going to 

1144
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,400
get suspended as the wider 
receiver. 4I mean I think he 

1145
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,720
knew he was getting sauce. 
So we tried really hard to like 

1146
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,720
balance everything and like 
those receivers I wouldn't get 

1147
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:26,000
you are just shit. 
You can't hide the wide receiver

1148
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,600
in wide wide receiver three and 
wide receiver four and wide 

1149
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,560
receiver 5 being Jacoby Myers 
and think we're not going to 

1150
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,680
find that that you you you're 
just you're fucked. 

1151
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,760
But you had. 
Burrow So you get Bryce Young 

1152
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,240
there, you know. 
No, my my favorite thing about 

1153
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,160
Burrow, you know, because he's 
not going to offer a lot 

1154
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,320
rushing, you know, you double, 
you triples. 

1155
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,760
Oh, you don't pair him. 
Completely missed. 

1156
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,680
He's not completely. 
Unstoppable in this reality, 

1157
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,880
Cooper, Cub and Pukunukua smash 
into each other and Joe Burrow 

1158
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,920
morphs into Anthony Richardson 
and rushes for 1000 yards is how

1159
01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:00,920
this team works. 
Any other thoughts? 

1160
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,400
Kitchen here. 
What do you think of this 

1161
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,400
running back? 
I'm trying to remember the Week 

1162
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,600
17 opponents for those 
quarterbacks too, because we 

1163
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,280
don't have bring backs on any of
them. 

1164
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280
I don't think we don't have a 
Tampa, a Denver or an Arizona on

1165
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,160
this team. 
Yeah, it would usually just jog 

1166
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,840
my memory when I saw the player 
on the team, but in this case 

1167
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,960
there's there's no real 
correlation. 

1168
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:24,720
I thought it was nice, maybe a 
little bit confusing. 

1169
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,840
JB Phil actually clicked an 
article of running backs not to 

1170
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:31,880
draft this year and thought they
were the running back targets 

1171
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:36,400
for this year, so that was nice.
If you don't watch the first 

1172
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,960
like 2 minutes of the YouTube 
channel when it says like do not

1173
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,640
draft these 5 running backs and 
you just kind of skip over the 

1174
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,080
ads like Josh Jacobs, Aaron 
Jones. 

1175
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,560
He's just looking at the he's 
just looking at the chapters and

1176
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,720
marking them down. 
You can't. 

1177
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,200
Just look at the type stamps. 
You gotta look at the title too 

1178
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:59,520
man. 
The context matters, all right, 

1179
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,040
but the stacking with. 
The Bryce Young, Xavier Leggett,

1180
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:06,640
Jatavion Sanders double stack 
is, I mean, that's Primo, that's

1181
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:07,960
that's going to be the best 
passing game. 

1182
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,480
You guys see Bryce Young's 
working year? 

1183
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,160
Well, I love how it's like 
you're cruising along and you're

1184
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,640
like, stacking doesn't matter, 
dude. 

1185
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,880
You just Rod Dog, Joe Burrow and
then by the end you're like, I 

1186
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,720
got a double stack Bryce Young 
with rookie Smart ever going to 

1187
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:25,000
see the field. 
I do what? 

1188
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,920
Let's take a look at Kiwi Cat 
here, who took Josh Allen and 

1189
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:33,080
Lamar Jackson did finally get 
Rashad Bateman, which shouldn't 

1190
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,280
even count as stacking I guess. 
Devantez Walker here. 

1191
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,400
Did he Josh? 
Literally broke Leonie's draft 

1192
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,320
capital bucket measurements. 
It's just like. 

1193
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,880
Dawson Knox with Alan and is 
that? 

1194
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,840
A few beats. 
He drafted Josh Allen, woke up 

1195
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,960
in a coma in round 18 and. 
Goes oh shit, Dawson. 

1196
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,080
Knox He talks Allen to Dawson 
Knox and Lamarr Jackson. 

1197
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:03,360
Rashad Pavement single stacks. 
And again, no bring backs. 

1198
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,920
No Houston, No Jets. 
What if that's what you need, 

1199
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,200
you know? 
Kitchen, What do you think about

1200
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,480
this roster? 
Anything else jump out to you as

1201
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,480
far as this Mona Lisa? 
No. 

1202
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:20,440
OK, so here's the thing. 
I thought we were drafting in 

1203
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,920
the spirit of like a best ball 
tournament draft. 

1204
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,960
We were. 
This is Yeah, we. 

1205
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:28,400
I mean, we're. 
Ending. 

1206
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,240
Between try to understand the 
format. 

1207
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,120
Because yeah, still. 
Better receivers than the last 

1208
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,280
team threw five and then decided
they needed nine instead of I 

1209
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,920
don't. 
I mean another running back when

1210
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,000
Austin Eckler's in your build 
and Rashad White. 

1211
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,440
Now hang on, hang on Moss, this 
is a four running back build. 

1212
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,400
These guys fucking suck. 
This guy said he first of all I 

1213
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,920
shorted him Ted so he actually 
double stacked Lamar, but also 

1214
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,480
he says the app crashed on Lamar
Kitchen. 

1215
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,800
What is that? 
What happened to you when you 

1216
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,560
took Lamar and Allen together? 
I mean either. 

1217
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,480
We're throwing, we're at a sauce
draft and we're throwing the app

1218
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,840
under the bus. 
My. 

1219
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,880
God. 
Yeah, it's working for everybody

1220
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:17,480
else, but it's it's it's the 
equivalent of my dog ate my 

1221
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,400
homework, the. 
Wi-Fi at this resort is a 

1222
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:28,560
disaster. 
All right. 

1223
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:30,360
Who else wanted some sauce in 
here? 

1224
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,080
Does anyone want it? 
Deonte Johnson is your wide 

1225
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,000
receiver. 
Three, though, Has to be. 

1226
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,240
That's. 
All right, here's Emo, Dak 

1227
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,800
Prescott, Baker, Derek Carr, 
Travis ET and Joe Mixon, Jalen 

1228
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:51,080
Warren, Singletary, Ty Chandler,
CD Lamb, Mike Evans, DK Metcalf,

1229
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:55,760
Jane Reed, Rashid Shaheed, Josh 
Downs, Jermaine Burton, Titans, 

1230
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,040
K dot and Jawan Johnson, and 
Colby Parkinson. 

1231
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,360
Apparently, this team gets to 
live in the reality Where Puka 

1232
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,840
and Cooper Cup bang into each 
other in week one too. 

1233
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,080
Now I I didn't expect to say 
this, but I think you actually 

1234
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,480
should have taken a fourth tight
end, but. 

1235
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,840
Also you shouldn't have stopped 
at 7 receivers when she cheated.

1236
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:22,960
Was your five Like what is? 
Yeah, I double digits. 

1237
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,360
Five more roster spots to build 
this out. 

1238
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:31,200
Yeah, no one, no one has the 
courage to say it yet, but the 

1239
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,600
Rashid Shahid stuff is going to 
end up being Marquez Callaway 

1240
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,600
all over again and no one wants 
to admit it. 

1241
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:43,760
Or MVS or I mean, yeah. 
Yeah, I would just like to say 

1242
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:47,640
Emo Cowboy is also a big 
supporter of the Live a Little 

1243
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,200
brand. 
Don't get soft now we're 

1244
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,560
roasting. 
So in that spirit, I do think 

1245
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:58,720
that the Derek Carr to Juwan 
Johnson's stack is going to what

1246
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:03,000
lands the ship so brings the 
ship into the harbor. 

1247
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:08,120
My my favorite thing about this 
is he's I don't know anyone 

1248
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,280
who's a bigger fan of one player
than he is of Jaylen McMillan. 

1249
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,760
And he got a Baker Mayfield 
double stack. 

1250
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,960
It didn't get Jaylen McMillan 
and it was just killing him 

1251
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,000
inside. 
I just, I love it. 

1252
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,640
Let's see here, at least you 
got. 

1253
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,520
Colin Parkinson. 
The. 

1254
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,400
Compilation prize. 
Yeah, Why does this team need 

1255
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,040
Derek Carr? 
Why? 

1256
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,520
Why does this team need Derek 
Carr? 

1257
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,280
Solely so you can grab Jawan. 
Johnson Yeah, yeah. 

1258
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:42,280
Man, all right, who else wants a
roast team Nine What? 

1259
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,400
What team is? 
Oh, Ty Wilder here all. 

1260
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,240
Right Team 11. 
Want want the sauce? 

1261
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,160
OK. 
Jeez, what is up with you? 

1262
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,440
3 quarterbacks? 
Slappies. 

1263
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,360
Jared Goff, Deshaun Watson, 
Drake May You guys know you're 

1264
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,520
allowed to take two 
quarterbacks. 

1265
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,600
They, they, you know, they don't
force you to take 3. 

1266
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,520
Bijon Gibbs. 
Holy avalanche, you are about to

1267
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,240
get buried in James Conner, 
Marshawn Lloyd and Audric 

1268
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,480
estimate because of one athletic
screenshot that Sam Sherman 

1269
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:09,680
posted on Twitter today. 
Taint Dell, George Pickens, 

1270
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:13,760
Hollywood Brown, Chris Godwin, 
Jameson Williams, Jerry Judy, 

1271
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:16,160
Jalen Hyatt. 
I mean, there's like 1 1/2 good 

1272
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,960
receivers there. 
Even the. 

1273
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,359
Joku Hunter Henry and Johnny 
Smith. 

1274
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,439
I don't even know where to start
with this team, fellas. 

1275
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,600
I mean, listen, Tank Del, I like
him, but as your wide receiver 

1276
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,000
one, you know, you're you're 
probably going to be in a little

1277
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,600
trouble. 
Yeah. 

1278
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,240
And then Jameson. 
No, but he got Hollywood. 

1279
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,080
Brown does his wide receiver 3. 
So yeah, so he's. 

1280
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:42,800
Well, also, Ty, just because you
took Drake, May unstacked like 

1281
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,399
Pat's not sending you a bottle 
opener. 

1282
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:49,040
That's OK. 
You're not impressing anyone. 

1283
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,640
Oh, sorry, Hunter Henry. 
Bye bat, bye bat. 

1284
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,000
I mean Jameson Williams and 
Jalen Hyatt might both still 

1285
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,279
break out to save this dude. 
Yeah, Kitchen. 

1286
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:03,760
Kitchen's incapable of saying 
something bad about this team 

1287
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,880
because it has Jerry Judy and 
Deshaun Watson on. 

1288
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:12,120
It I was I was about to say I 
was about to say tell me that 

1289
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:16,880
you listen to the swole cast and
this has big. 

1290
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:21,640
I don't know Ty that well, but 
if I were to guess, I'd say that

1291
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:29,920
he has Josh Norris tweets on 
like the notifications on this 

1292
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:35,840
has big Josh Norris energy with 
the Hunter Henry, the Marshawn 

1293
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,720
Lloyd running back stuff, Shawn 
Watson. 

1294
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:45,479
So yeah. 
Anything else here from you, 

1295
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:50,600
Gretch? 
No, I mean just get this team 

1296
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:51,720
off my. 
Screen get out, get off the 

1297
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:52,720
screen. 
Who? 

1298
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,040
Who else wanted a saucepad? 
Demony. 

1299
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,200
Demony. 
All right, well, there's no the 

1300
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,400
money coming from this. 
Yeah. 

1301
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,840
This is the guy who's just a 
masochist and like, wants the 

1302
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,600
pain. 
If you look at this receiver 

1303
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,320
room, this is the most beta team
on the board and it's not even 

1304
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:14,360
close. 
Look at these. 

1305
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,360
It is pretty beta. 
Harrison, Higgins, Pittman, 

1306
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,960
Hopkins. 
Oh my God, it gets worse. 

1307
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,400
Rondell Morris at the back. 
Rondell Robinson. 

1308
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:30,160
Other than Hopkins, it's every 
single like wide receiver three 

1309
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:34,960
in the league that's actually a 
wide receiver. 4I mean Arfan 

1310
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,360
Harrison, T Higgins. 
I mean once you start off with 

1311
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,920
Marvin Harrison, you're just 
begging to be recovering the 

1312
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,000
entire time. 
Kitchen. 

1313
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,160
I'm impressed. 
You could say something bad 

1314
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,800
about it with DeAndre Hopkins on
here. 

1315
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,760
Really the only actual good wide
receiver here. 

1316
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,640
Yeah, exactly. 
He's the only alpha in the in 

1317
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:51,560
the mix. 
He's a wolf. 

1318
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,520
If when you said that Wandalay, 
Ron, Dalay and Brandon cooks up,

1319
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:02,320
you get one full alpha. 
If there is like the the fantasy

1320
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:07,560
football version of S&M is 
drafting 2 Arthur Smith tight 

1321
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:12,680
ends, his former and his current
one Kyle Piss just abuse me 

1322
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,920
Arthur keep abusing me. 
I love it. 

1323
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,560
It's pretty beta behavior, so. 
I mean, Breece Hall, Romandre 

1324
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,360
Stevenson, another drafter 
trying to get a leg up bottle 

1325
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:27,960
opener over here. 
Way to get you seriously what? 

1326
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,040
Brian Robinson run after it. 
Why T? 

1327
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:35,320
Higgins at 35 is like, what's 
the plan there? 

1328
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,720
You know wide receiver avalanche
bro my streamed rooms are so 

1329
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,640
different from these regular 
ones. 

1330
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,080
I think he's thinking Jamar 
Jayce is going to run into 

1331
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,560
Cooper, Cop and Puka. 
To. 

1332
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,600
Is that is that the new? 
We just don't know. 

1333
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,920
Is what if all of their 
teammates run into each other 

1334
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:56,840
and get hurt? 
Well. 

1335
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,480
Dorch, as we know, is if he was 
taller, he would be one of the 

1336
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,560
best, yeah. 
Top five. 

1337
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,240
But if he was taller, Marvin 
Harrison would also be able to 

1338
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:08,360
to see him and not run until. 
Yeah, Also took Will Shipley. 

1339
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:12,560
This team will not be shipping 
any prize money, I'm sorry to 

1340
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,720
say, to money. 
Who else wants to get a little 

1341
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,760
rough, super Shorty? 
Our girl Stephanie here. 

1342
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:23,200
Trevor Lawrence, Will Levis, JJ 
McCarthy, Jaquan Barkley. 

1343
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:26,160
The sidekick told me he was a 
good value at pick 20. 

1344
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:31,520
Tony Pollard, Rico Dowdell, 
Antonio Gibson, Bucky Irving, 

1345
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,080
Justin Jefferson, Olave Kirk 
Worthy, Brian Thomas, Khalil 

1346
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:39,000
Shakur, Jahan Dotson, Tyler 
Boyd, Evan Ingram, and Jake 

1347
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,960
Ferguson. 
This is the most computer 

1348
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:45,720
automated team I've ever seen. 
A human did not draft this. 

1349
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,160
The human name Stephanie drafted
this. 

1350
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,840
If people are worried about, you
know, the sidekick, you know, 

1351
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,840
overtaking our best ball 
streets, look at this lineup and

1352
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,880
feel a lot. 
Better it'll tell you to eat 

1353
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:04,040
Mayo with your QB too I mean. 
Kitchen, any thoughts here? 

1354
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,560
Yeah, no, I like it. 
It's got Will, Levis Pollard, 

1355
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:15,920
Tyler Boyd, as I'm not seeing 
too much wrong with it, Antonio 

1356
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,000
Gibson, Bucky Irving. 
This is the. 

1357
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,320
This is probably the best team 
other than the. 

1358
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,440
I would say it's like a 
perfectly calibrated team. 

1359
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:27,440
It just seems like it kind of 
hit the right positions at the 

1360
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,280
right time. 
This is. 

1361
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:32,280
Anytime you can get both of the 
unproductive Dallas running 

1362
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,240
backs from last year as your RB2
and. 

1363
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:39,600
RB3. 
I would just say there was like 

1364
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,080
the glitch in the computer would
be in that fifth round. 

1365
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:48,640
That's when her app crashed, and
that's when Xavier Worthy went 

1366
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:53,960
off the board. 53 when you when 
you draft Evan Ingram and Jake 

1367
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:58,080
Ferguson, your your thesis is 
what if those top seven Titans 

1368
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,280
all get hurt? 
Then what happens? 

1369
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:06,040
Well then you win. 
Congratulations, nice team, 

1370
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:11,120
super Shorty Nick is also saying
that he used the the sidekick to

1371
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,920
draft his. 
Let's roast another robot here. 

1372
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:18,800
Jalen Hurts Intua, Devon HN, 
Kenneth Walker, Alvin Kamara. 

1373
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,200
Man might need to. 
Change. 

1374
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,040
What's that ADP value you know I
don't know. 

1375
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:26,360
Alvin Kamara, Nick Chubb are 
that's a rough RB3RB4 combo, 

1376
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,360
right? 
There Nick Chubb at 142 in an 

1377
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,880
avalanche room when Nick Chubb 
routinely falls to the one 50s 

1378
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,400
Roshan Johnson, Tyreek Diggs, 
Keen Allen, Tyler Lock at 80, 

1379
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,680
Mitchell Demario, Douglas, 
Marvin Mims, Luke McCaffrey, KJ 

1380
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,040
Osbourne. 
I mean, this is the kind of team

1381
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:45,320
that makes you know the data 
analysts just want to turn over 

1382
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,720
in their graves. 
You do not need 9 wide receivers

1383
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,360
on this team. 
They want you to stop. 

1384
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:52,200
No, it's fine, though, because 
TJ Hawkinson's definitely going 

1385
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,920
to be back by. 
Week 9 you don't need to type in

1386
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,840
three because you can't. 
TJ all year, Tyler Lockett and 

1387
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:04,240
AD Mitchell as your 3/4 if they 
did use your software. 

1388
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,520
Pat, this is when you put out a 
disclaimer really quick that. 

1389
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:13,240
I think may appear. 
Closer KJ Osborne only to be on 

1390
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,240
Drake May teams. 
He's in the ranking for Drake 

1391
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:19,600
May teams only. 
No, I mean, Tyler Lockett as a 

1392
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,880
wide receiver, 4 is fine. 
I mean, that's not going to go 

1393
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:22,520
back. 
That's. 

1394
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:25,400
Definitely not super thin and a 
huge. 

1395
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,960
Problem Nick Chubb and TJ 
Hawkinson I like to stack guys 

1396
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:34,920
who have one meet. 
Beat the the Jalen Hurts like 

1397
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,080
Nick did. 
You just let out the most like 

1398
01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,960
tepid Oh and you took Jalen 
Hurts and then forgot you had 

1399
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,120
him and didn't want to take 
another eagle. 

1400
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,520
No other Eagles. 
Yeah. 

1401
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,920
What happened though? 
That's called the tush push. 

1402
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:54,320
Optimization. 
Yeah, this is the without Jason 

1403
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,160
Kelsey. 
They actually tush push more 

1404
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:02,560
now, is what this team says. 
Anyone else want some sauce? 

1405
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:09,480
Who else do we have? 
We got Chad candles. 

1406
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,640
The one O 1. 
You can't mess up a one O 1 

1407
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,040
right? 
Yeah, well, you. 

1408
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,120
Kitchen. 
Well, let's. 

1409
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:17,400
See for a one O 1. 
Look at his team and you'll see.

1410
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,440
All right, yeah, Anytime you 
draft CMC, you definitely have 

1411
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,800
to get up to six running backs 
really just kind of shore up the

1412
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:28,640
position with quantity. 
Jane Daniels, Geno Smith, Daniel

1413
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,560
Jones. 
What is Planet awards the layer 

1414
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,160
doing for this build? 
What does? 

1415
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,240
Half the running backs on this 
team do for this build. 

1416
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,800
Oh, this is Rich coming from you
three and your running back 

1417
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,040
roster. 
We're all roasting him. 

1418
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:48,640
We are done being roasted. 
So. 

1419
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:54,480
This team is so desperately 
needed an eighth wide receiver, 

1420
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:57,120
but we just had to tack on Clyde
Edward Solaire to it. 

1421
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,240
And Daniel Jones. 
Daniel, you're good. 

1422
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,040
You're Daniels and Smith. 
I mean. 

1423
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,840
Rebuilds nice because in week 17
none of those guys are going to 

1424
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:11,800
be playing so. 
He's drafting all these sleeper 

1425
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:16,360
receivers since like this is 
technically not in a league. 

1426
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,200
This is what you like point to 
is look. 

1427
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:24,600
Oh see, I was right on this guy.
But like Devonta, Devonta Smith 

1428
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:29,400
as your wide receiver one. 
You know what I'll think do. 

1429
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,800
Some of these people think you 
can make trades like during the 

1430
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:38,960
season because Daniel. 
Jones for a wide receiver chat. 

1431
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:44,720
We're not accepting that he does
get he gets the peace or the the

1432
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,480
get out of jail free card. 
Dantavian Wix. 

1433
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:48,240
He knows ball. 
It's fine. 

1434
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,200
You had Wix to the roster, it's 
fine. 

1435
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:57,240
Yeah, no offense at 169. 
We got just a couple more we can

1436
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,400
hit here to wrap this up. 
We had, we had this is fine. 

1437
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,920
Looking at this team, it's 
definitely not fine. 

1438
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:08,440
Jordan Love and Caleb Williams 
got to stack up those divisions,

1439
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,640
bro. 
Kyron Williams, David 

1440
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,000
Montgomery, Tajay Spears, Ray 
Davis, Eli Mitchell, Khalil 

1441
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,320
Herbert, Aman, Rod Devante 
Adams, Rome, Christian Watson, 

1442
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,840
Jalen Polk. 
That's not going to fuck you. 

1443
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:22,760
Troy Franklin, Darius Slayton, 
DJ Shark, Mark Andrews, Bus 

1444
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,280
Grade. 
This dude was boring. 

1445
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,520
I fell asleep when you were 
reading that, no. 

1446
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:34,240
This is what this is is every 
lineup tells a story and this is

1447
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:39,600
what if these injury prone guys 
all make it through the season 

1448
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,440
this year and don't get injured 
because you've got. 

1449
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:48,040
A Chow lineup. 
He gave me it's a Doctor Chow 

1450
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:52,400
lineup where you've got Chiron 
and Christian, Watts said. 

1451
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:55,400
Hey, who needs hamstrings these?
Days who? 

1452
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,760
Who needs an ACL with Taiji 
Spears? 

1453
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:59,960
He doesn't even have an ACL. 
It's OK. 

1454
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,880
Mark Andrews. 
I'm a. 

1455
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,560
I'm a big fan of the 8 receivers
because Roma Dunze is third on 

1456
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:09,360
his own team, Christian Watson 
can't stay on the field, Jalen 

1457
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,440
Polk probably going to get 
passed by his own teammates, 

1458
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:14,280
Troy Franklin I think is 4th on 
his team, Darius Layton's at 

1459
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:16,920
least fourth on his team, and DJ
Sharks also 4th on his team. 

1460
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,160
So I mean there's like 7 routes 
there. 

1461
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,880
So at least you had to, you 
know, you had to get. 

1462
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,120
What about I'm around though? 
He'll run a lot of rounds. 

1463
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,760
I'm around Devante Adams, you 
know. 

1464
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,800
What's funny, every one of these
wide receivers looks like the 

1465
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,280
one you settle for in the round 
that they go in. 

1466
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,840
Like he's hoping for the guy 
right ahead. 

1467
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,640
A Rod says one of them will be 
One of them will be comeback 

1468
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:45,920
Player of the year. 
Do we have it? 

1469
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,920
What do we have? 
So we have the double stack with

1470
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:51,560
Love in Rome with Caleb. 
This is not fine. 

1471
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:56,200
Final one here, our guy burn 
zone deposit Kingdom royalty and

1472
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,000
bouncer here. 
Let's see what we got for him. 

1473
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:01,440
He was the one who was able to 
scoop up the shroud, fall there 

1474
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,280
at 80. 
Aaron Rodgers. 

1475
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,240
Derrick Henry, James Cook, Zeke 
Tyler, LJR, JK Dobbins and Evan 

1476
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,000
Hole. 
Is that not a hail? 

1477
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:14,800
Man, how old is this running 
back room like this is crazy. 

1478
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,440
Even Evan Hole's coming off a 
major knee injury. 

1479
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,800
There's no not a single help and
he's. 

1480
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,000
Backup Trey Serban. 
Is well, I was going to say The 

1481
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,560
Athletic is practically writing 
in all caps. 

1482
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,040
Trey Serban is the backup in 
Phil, right? 

1483
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:30,720
Got to take anytime you want to 
attack on 1/6 running back, make

1484
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:33,040
sure it's one that's going to 
get cut and not resigned. 

1485
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,440
So it's just a wasted spot. 
Like, just because he's 

1486
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,600
technically a running back 
doesn't mean it's actually a 

1487
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,440
spot on your rock. 
Yeah. 

1488
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,720
Curtis Samuel is Your Wide 
receiver 4 is a nice way to 

1489
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,280
donate $10 to the underdog 
ecosystem. 

1490
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,120
Romeo Dobbs. 
Mike Wilson. 

1491
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,080
I love Miss Samuel Dobbs, 
Wilson. 

1492
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:55,520
We're like, I need a wide 
receiver. 

1493
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,000
Four. 
Let me take three guys who 

1494
01:20:57,120 --> 01:21:01,040
aren't it. 
When you look up a photo of the 

1495
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,400
wide receiver Avalanche, they 
show you this trio of. 

1496
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,640
The warning? 
Take three guys that are not it.

1497
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,240
This is the one at the end of 
the season where you're like, I 

1498
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,600
cannot believe that the 
combination of Puka and Nico in 

1499
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,200
the first second round did not 
pay off this year. 

1500
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,280
He did get the top 2 running 
backs drafted in the draft of 

1501
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:27,480
the year that Kitchen dunked on 
me at the FSW, Derrick Henry and

1502
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:32,000
Ezekiel Allen. 
Well, the nice thing about 

1503
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,840
taking a pic like Zeke is you 
just know he can. 

1504
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:37,560
You know, paper over all of 
Derrick Henry and James Cook, 

1505
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:41,360
lack of early season production.
You know, it's nice to have that

1506
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,400
covered there. 
Man. 

1507
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,840
I feel like we all drafted 
really shitty teams today. 

1508
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,200
I'm I'm going to be especially 
disappointed when this team 

1509
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:54,160
advances instead of our team 
because it is built to crush 

1510
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,560
weeks one through 8. 
But. 

1511
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,600
There's no advancing right? 
No, there's not. 

1512
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:03,120
But theoretically. 
David Kitchen let the people 

1513
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:07,200
know if they want to see how you
actually draft best ball teams. 

1514
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,240
They want to learn from the best
to avoid the mistakes that 

1515
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,720
people saw on the screen today. 
Where do they go because the 

1516
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:15,920
leader thinks they don't know 
where to go? 

1517
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:20,120
Right, I probably should update 
the bio. 

1518
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:22,480
Yeah, maybe throw the link in 
the chat too, since it's. 

1519
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:25,720
Throw the link, we'll throw the 
link in the chat, we'll respond 

1520
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,960
to the chat. 
That was one of my favorite 

1521
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,640
things is I was like the first 
comment in the swole cast 

1522
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,320
comments section under the live 
a little channel account. 

1523
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:38,120
And I had a few people like I 
cannot find this channel 

1524
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,480
anywhere and then try to look in
the comments section as part of 

1525
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,640
the fine art. 
Then what is up with all the 

1526
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,880
dashes? 
Live live a little foot. 

1527
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:50,640
So that's what you have to 
search because each kitchen, if 

1528
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:53,480
you search live a little fantasy
football, which I just did. 

1529
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,240
It's gonna take a little bit of 
time. 

1530
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:58,000
It's in. 
No, it's in the live. 

1531
01:22:58,160 --> 01:22:59,640
It thinks that in the Apple 
world. 

1532
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:03,400
Live a little. 
In the. 

1533
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:09,120
We'll be live for a little, live
for a little. 

1534
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:15,000
It's called live for a little. 
That is what the name of the 

1535
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:20,360
channel 20 minute streams Live 
for a little. 

1536
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:27,680
I did discover this block 
fantasy guy is amazing because I

1537
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:31,920
over tutored Subs but no our 
account is in the sandbox right 

1538
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:34,320
now so it's not gonna show up 
immediately. 

1539
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,960
No, they wanna say, is this 
channel legit? 

1540
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,920
I've searched for live a little 
David kitchen that gives you 

1541
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,880
nothing. 
That's when you get the music 

1542
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,040
type in David Kitchen up here 
after I live a little. 

1543
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:49,360
You're gonna start. 
Some great like 80s, I don't 

1544
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,920
know. 
I do this is what this is one of

1545
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:55,200
my favorite bits here of the 
fantasy follows just some, you 

1546
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,640
know, everyone except maybe 
perhaps 1 short king. 

1547
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,880
Yeah. 
I'm not. 

1548
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:03,480
I am not. 
Part of the reason I'm doing 

1549
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:08,000
this is to motivate Davis. 
I do not want him to rest on his

1550
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,360
lawyers. 
I want to motivate him. 

1551
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:13,640
I'm not using my platform to 
promote him until I get to 5K 

1552
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:16,840
followers and then I'll I'll, 
I'll elevate him. 

1553
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,120
I'll catapult. 
Him, we're going up. 

1554
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,680
You just added 13 Subs in that 
refresh. 

1555
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:24,800
There when I when I subbed a 
little bit ago, I was 136. 

1556
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,000
You're up. 
You're up 23 more since then. 

1557
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:30,720
This is crazy. 
This is how it starts. 

1558
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:33,600
You guys are part of my little 
little origin story. 

1559
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,200
No, we actually. 
You're in our tree. 

1560
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,200
You're the ship. 
Chasing. 

1561
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,320
You're in our tree. 
Part of the ship Chasing tree 

1562
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,480
now dude. 
This is like the trees eating 

1563
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:45,280
its own leaves. 
The father of the modern day 

1564
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,840
best ball tree. 
So for the audio listener, you 

1565
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:56,840
go to YouTube and you you type 
in at Live Dash, A dash little 

1566
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:59,560
Dash football, live a little, 
live a little, a little. 

1567
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:09,080
Guess he's OK. 
Davis Maddox seems to be live a 

1568
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,440
lot. 
Maybe Kitchen will be live a 

1569
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,840
little. 
Kitchen kitchen. 

1570
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,680
Here's a here's some free alpha 
from I've been doing some 

1571
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:20,120
YouTube things too. 
When you get to 55 minutes, just

1572
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:22,520
go over an hour. 
It's it's helpful to get over 

1573
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,000
the hour. 
They don't. 

1574
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,600
They don't they're. 
Not going to listen? 

1575
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,680
I'll take all the help from you 
I can get. 

1576
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,680
I haven't been on YouTube shows 
for the past eleven years or 

1577
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,560
anything. 
Yeah, so. 

1578
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,720
It was about to flaunt his vid 
IQ subscription here. 

1579
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:44,240
I can tell why don't. 
We did I streaming it was like I

1580
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,360
was subscribers. 
I was legit proud of Davis when 

1581
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:51,200
he said like he had a vid IQ 
subscription because like his 

1582
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:55,280
thumbnail is not exactly in a 
tear above Liam's thumbnails. 

1583
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:59,920
So I had like some questions on 
how serious is he taking like 

1584
01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:04,000
the whole algorithm in doing 
this And the fact that he's on 

1585
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:07,720
the Bit IQ subscription means 
that he's taking it serious. 

1586
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:11,240
My favorite thing was Davis. 
He spent the time to get 

1587
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,320
overlays made, but then just had
them be completely obstructed by

1588
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:17,480
where the draft board and his 
video placement was. 

1589
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,400
Just said he's copying fantasy 
flock thumbs. 

1590
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,320
Is that a legit thing? 
Like is he? 

1591
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,280
Is that because that seems like 
something Davis would say? 

1592
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:35,880
GTO dude. 
Davis being like one of the most

1593
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:38,960
unique voices in the space but 
then trying to like directly rip

1594
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,320
off like other sort of 
successful thing would just be 

1595
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:47,240
so perfect. 
Hey God, I do have to. 

1596
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:51,400
I did just notice there was a 
shift in his thumbnail strategy 

1597
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:55,920
for this most recent one and it 
is What is this? 

1598
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:11,040
It's not even like shocked or 
any kind of strong emotion. 

1599
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,320
What's? 
The arrow pointing at There's 

1600
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,240
usually arrows, like pointing at
a player. 

1601
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:20,000
He's got an arrow on the. 
Top I just I want to be there 

1602
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,600
behind the scenes when he was 
taking his photo and he's like 

1603
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:28,480
nailed it. 
Now that looks like he's 

1604
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:34,080
smelling his own fart and pants.
You think I took this photo? 

1605
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:38,240
And, and this is where he's got 
to learn something because 

1606
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:42,440
honestly, there is there are 
studies that says open mouth a 

1607
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:48,320
lot better than closed mouth. 
Yeah, and then Mr. B said it 

1608
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,840
doesn't matter I. 
Thought that, he said. 

1609
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:51,080
The open mouth there a little 
bit over. 

1610
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:56,200
Finally, all right, subscribe to
Live a Little and Live a Lot. 

1611
01:27:56,600 --> 01:28:02,520
Our friends in the space and 
Steve stealing signals. 

1612
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:06,280
Gretch, Anything else? 
Gretch, this is your year on 

1613
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:08,280
FSWA Awards. 
Stealing signals. 

1614
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:13,200
I'm gonna put in a good word. 
For Newcomer of the Year, you 

1615
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:15,000
think? 
No, I'm gonna put in a good 

1616
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,160
word. 
I'm gonna call Digger Turnbull 

1617
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:21,480
back and say I'll donate. 
But. 

1618
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:28,640
I need that bottle opener. 
I I need Gretch to get a little 

1619
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,200
bit of a bump. 
Just give him a nom. 

1620
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,320
That's all. 
We need a nom. 

1621
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,880
We don't need the award. 
We just need a nom. 

1622
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:38,600
Because if I see JJ flaunt on 
his account, so blessed to have 

1623
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:40,920
this nomination again, I'm 
going. 

1624
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:46,040
Is JJ still going to win now 
that he doesn't have big FanDuel

1625
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:49,280
behind him on these nominations?
Might be a thing. 

1626
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:54,880
Yeah, I'm sure Carane's, you 
know, bottle opener will get him

1627
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:59,160
a nom this year. 
Grease, Grease those pockets, 

1628
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:04,520
Pat. 
Anything else? 

1629
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,040
Where can people find your 
automated drafter and bottle 

1630
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:08,600
openers? 
I just want to shout out to 

1631
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:11,840
Scott Fishbowl, just one of the 
biggest charity events in any 

1632
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,400
any fancy related industries and
just an awesome. 

1633
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:19,640
Pause. 
I get a text Adm from Ryan 

1634
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:22,680
McDowell, one of this I'm 
kitchen. 

1635
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:26,000
You are going to love this. 
Oh, I love Ryan, by the way. 

1636
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,600
Ryan's. 
Awesome, I love Ryan too. 

1637
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:31,160
Hey Pete, can you reach out to 
Karain and ask him to pick in 

1638
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:35,200
Scott Fishbowl? 
Oh no, place him soon and don't 

1639
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,680
want to do that. 
This is why I'm talking about 

1640
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:44,280
character art. 20/22/2022 Pat 
would have not let an hour go by

1641
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:48,040
before selecting you have. 2022 
Pat did and there are tweets to 

1642
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:50,200
prove it. 
I've I got there's some tags if.

1643
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:50,560
Anything. 
Yeah. 

1644
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:53,160
No, honestly, he's been doing 
this in I'm a fantasy every 

1645
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:56,320
year. 
I'm like Pete. 

1646
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,520
We talked to Pat, like good 
Lord, I. 

1647
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:01,320
Told I told you the story of 
Dink being the most thoughtful 

1648
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:04,200
person and writing a letter for 
everyone at the party. 

1649
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:07,880
Meanwhile, Pat's in a room of 12
and just taking everyone else's 

1650
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:10,240
letters to him so they cannot 
draft. 

1651
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:15,600
You've got 11 other people in 
the room waiting to draft Pat. 

1652
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:18,440
I think. 
It highlighted people. 

1653
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,520
Summer. 
I got it. 

1654
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:22,240
In the I can't believe it got so
bad that he had to message you 

1655
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:23,680
that he was gonna have to 
replace it. 

1656
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:26,400
But he's a. 
Sponsor What's it like being 

1657
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:29,920
Pat's emergency contact? 
I was, I was livid. 

1658
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:33,960
I was absolutely livid. 
I was such disdain copied 

1659
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:37,600
directly copied Ryan's message 
and pasted it in a text message 

1660
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,240
to Pat and I said nothing else. 
I'm merely a vehicle for this 

1661
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:45,960
bullshit. 
I think, I think I'd be Davis's 

1662
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:48,120
emergency contacts. 
So at least you guys, you guys 

1663
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,440
that's a little. 
Bit of it. 

1664
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,560
I get it for Sean all the 
fucking time. 

1665
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:54,680
It drives me nuts. 
No one knows how to get a hold 

1666
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:55,760
of Sean. 
And they're like, yeah, could 

1667
01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:58,800
you ask Sean a question for me? 
Like no, Who are you? 

1668
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:03,040
I just, I love it. 
Pat wins a few million and then 

1669
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:10,560
says let the people wait these 
people, these fans that have 

1670
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,800
done donated hundreds of dollars
just to have like this one 

1671
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:17,440
they're seeing everyone else 
draft and they can't even fire 

1672
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:19,400
off 1 pin I'm. 
Just saying maybe, maybe they 

1673
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:22,680
should go outside, crack a beer 
with their leg up, bottle opener

1674
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,720
and. 
Live a little. 

1675
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:27,880
That's that's really what the 
the bottle opener was for Pat 

1676
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,120
bought it, bought him a 48 hour 
clock and. 

1677
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:34,640
Scottish after the bottle 
opener. 

1678
01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:40,440
He's like I've made it. 
All right, love you guys. 

1679
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:43,160
If you guys want to become a 
discord VIPs and have your team 

1680
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:47,640
sauced a year ago or a year from
now when we do this again, hop 

1681
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,280
in the discord for me. 
FSWA. 

1682
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:54,240
The FSWA Yes, please subscribe 
us to an reward for this show. 

1683
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:57,720
We need it so bad. 
I'm doing randomizer with John 

1684
01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,880
Warner tonight and then a best 
ball after dark. 

1685
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:03,280
Have a great rest of your week. 
ADP chasing back on Monday. 

1686
01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:03,920
Peace.