Week 4 ship cast 4 knock on wood, good games on tap.
We get to watch Davis root for his Chiefs.
We got Jacob and a brand new shirt.
I'm excited for you guys all to see.
Rooting for those Colts. We got pick UMS hopefully some
DFS sweats as these games progress on Pete with the ship
chasing crew. This is the ship cast.
Let's do it. Pat Fryer, Helmo Anita Handjob.
Fix your sight. Jamar Alpha play Chase, Tony.
You can't handle the heat. It looks like we're finally
pissed. Boys, you're right.
All right, Davis, Jacob. How we doing here fellas?
Doing good man. So excited to watch the Three
and O Indianapolis Colts charge into Sofa Stadium and continue
their undefeated round of brilliance.
It's going to be a great three hours.
Do you want to show the people your your new shirt that you had
expedited here just for the ship cast today?
Horseshoe. Right, the Horseshoe of
Indianapolis. Jones and the Horseshoe.
Of hope we've got a little Super Bowl trophy right here.
Yeah, it's. Going to be good stuff.
The bugs are high, vibes are electric.
Yeah, Davis, how are the vibes electric for this Chiefs Ravens
game? Every Chiefs fan I know, every
person is just like, please just make it respectable.
Guys, please just don't, don't, don't let this be 40 to 3 at at
Arrowhead. I, I, I know no, no person who's
excited about this football game.
What's the Davis Matic projection for Xavier Worthy?
Give it to me down to the decimal.
How many? How many fantasy points does he
scored today? He scores a touchdown actually
in the first half, but they they will be down.
They will be down 21 to 7. They will have 58 seconds left
remaining in the second quarter. They will call some kind of dumb
crosser screen thing for Worthy. Whatever.
I'd say Kyle Hamilton. I don't even know if Kyle
Hamilton's playing in this game is gonna square Worthy upright
in his shoulder. He will be writhing in pain to
the point that the broadcast has to pull away and say like, we're
not comfortable showing this. You walked into exactly what?
You thought and vibes, I mean, my level of excitement for this
Colts game and Davis's level of whatever exactly emotion he's
feeling for this Chiefs game could not be more far apart.
Like it is a chasm. It is the Grand Canyon.
Hey, I put my, I put my jersey on, man.
I put my, I put my I I'm gonna, I'm gonna attempt to enjoy this
game. The first time that Jawan Taylor
gets a false start, though, I'm I'm over it.
I'm done. Yeah, it is true.
Like we've had, like Jacob. Like 4 plays right?
Yeah. You're like, you're like a
boyfriend who's been like, dragged along to some excursion
like you. You're like, you know, you're at
the pumpkin patch and you're just like, fine.
Yes, going go watching the Kansas.
City, I'm watching your favorite team.
Hey, Pat, something. Something's weird.
Yeah, your mic, your mic is messed up, Pat.
It's like. I think you're.
I think you're check your chords.
Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, every single week on
this show. Like Jacob is just ecstatic to
watch his cults and Davis is just pure masochism.
I don't even have I don't even have a Redstone tab up right
now. I'm I'm locked in.
So I'm I'm reliant on the chat to let me know what's going on
in the three inferior games Burden.
I will be locked in on the only game, the match.
I I will here, I'll give, I'll give the people one good bit of
of of news something I am legitimately no, no cap excited
about Drake, just Jackson Dart is my most drafted player in
best ball this year and he looks great.
Yeah, but like. He looks good fun.
But then he loses Malik neighbors like immediately.
Oh buddy, if you, if you, if you squint, if you squint from a
from a positive frame of mind, that's 13 rush attempts per
game. You got no plan other than to
run Jackson Dart when Malik Neighbors is out.
I I thought you were about to hit us with If you thought
Jackson Dart needed Malik neighbors you never understood.
You never understood. That these in the first place.
But it was. Like how many of your?
Darts. He kind of is what he did.
It was a long version of that, like just.
In like half, right? No no.
So this is very funny. I had neighbors ranked below ADP
in my stuff, so the sidekick was not telling me to take him that
often. Now, does that mean I have a
little bit of extra BTJ or Hoopsteber?
But probably. But at this point, I mean, I
think you'd take it. Yeah, well.
Certainly, yeah, you'd rather. Have a player who?
Is playing than a player who is not playing nice First down run
to JT 7 yards for fucking. Sure, this is my mic better.
Oh boy. Yeah, your mic's good now, Pat.
Thank you. This Bucks game has been nuts.
I have like a decent lineup. I wouldn't say it's a sweat, but
I've got a good Drake May lineup, but it has Hunter Henry,
which was a little tilting to see him not he almost went then.
He got, but then he got it back. He got it back.
All right, do you do you guys want to know how much of A fake
chiefs doomer I am? My my absolute best team on
DraftKings on on redacted has James Cook, Marion Hampton and
Devo. So it like has like the nut
three guys from the other early games other than London and I
have a Mahomes double stack in with it at this moment in time.
So fake. Fake Chiefs doomer.
I I have a Mahomes double stack with some decent pieces.
That late swap stuff was telling me to get off and I just
refused. I said no I'm seeing it through.
Seeing through this Chiefs double stack.
Yeah. They are going to be down, so
the drop backs will be there. Well, it has Derrick Henry on
it. So I would like that.
That's how I played it you. I noticed people being fairly
bull. I mean.
I'm bullish on Henry. I was gonna say this is a safe
space right? Like this is ship chasing.
Yeah. Guys, like we could admit it's
possible that Henry's is getting closer to midnight, right?
Well, I mean, did you? I mean, I've been betting on
that for years, but he. Looks good.
In Week 1, no one would have said that. 303031 years old,
three straight fumbles. He looked like the He looked
like a football superhero in Week 1.
I don't think that the sign of being washed is the fumble, like
I don't think. The shit about to lose the.
Grip strength. Yeah, the fumbles are a cover
like this is how I get even he's.
How you get even OK, OK. He looks.
Awesome. Yeah, I have.
I have no idea if Henry's going to have a good game or not
today, but I'm quite sure he's not watched.
He's he's Derrick Henry. Like he is an elite running back
that just has a way wider range of outcomes than every other
elite running back. So like he's going to have floor
games. He's going to.
Have Barkley is God. Damn it.
What happened? Jacob, give us the report.
I fear Harrison Ford just chucked a pick on an under
thrown deep ball. The horseshoe of Ho.
Saquon Barkley, by the way, I I believe is now under 3 yards per
touch on this annual season through a month.
I, I would need, I would need Jacob to do his Rain Man
calculations, but well, no, he had a long, he had a long.
He had a 14 yard catch that probably keeps.
Him not not only was that a horrendous under throw that
killed us, but we would have hit the 18 over in one play.
It would have been like a if Jones just lays that ball out
there, it's like at worst a 40 yard catch and at best a 60 yard
touchdown. But he threw it by like.
Five. You know what else I mean?
I don't mean to besmirch 80 Mitchell, but he could have
fought a little bit harder for that ball.
I'm just. I, I don't know man, he's going
at full speed across the field like expecting a good throw.
The balls like 5 yards under thrown like he's supposed to
what like hold himself and then go like it's just it's hard to
do. I did pull up our pickums here.
I'm guessing you can start to piece together who picked what
here. Jacob, of course, 80.
Mitchell higher than 34 1/2. Pat defending Derrick Henry
there because we have his higher 85 1/2 rushing and receiving
yards. Davis is not scared of Brock
Bowers higher 57 1/2 receiving yards and I went with Brock
Purdy higher than 18.15 fantasy points.
I wanted something from that Niners.
Game this is this is 10 yards lower than his Week 1 receiving
yards total. Hours.
Yeah, well.
'Cause he has a robot leg, but he's been.
Practicing hurt his knee. But he's been practicing all
week. I know I've not done.
Anything with Bowers until he gets the fucking brace.
Off. No, you guys, you guys, yeah,
you got, you got. And I'm the doomer, OK?
Well, if that was. On the cheeks you'd.
Have the other. Not like a long.
Term yes, I would like. I.
Like if anything, I would say on the opposite of a of a doomer
about Bauer, it's like I, it's people are like, Oh my God,
what's happening? Like, well, it's very clear
what's happening. He has a massive fucking brace
on his knee and that's why he hasn't been very good.
I think he'll be very good when he gets it off.
So I'm, I'm not like a a long term doomer, but I'm concerned
about the the the knee. We got a, we got an early good
drive from the 49ers here already down to the
Jacksonville. They're already in the red zone.
Were you guys buying? This like any.
Limited thing or were you were you jamming him?
I, I, I bought it. I didn't play any of him and I
think I benched him in everything I've got him in.
I play with him. I just don't trust Kyle Shanahan
at all. Yeah, I, I played him in like
some of my like dynasty teams and stuff, but.
I was, I was doing a lot of pretty Juwan in the BR this
morning just cause both of them were completely undrafted and I
kind of like the setup. But we, we will see.
Baker just got like decapitated by a Philadelphia Eagles
defensive lineman. He's fine, actually he got
crushed but. He's he's Baker, dude.
He's getting right back up. He always gets back.
He's made of fucking steel, man. He's literally Superman.
He's talking shit. Like he's I.
Think that's all he got? Just like cannot possibly say
how much respect I have for Baker Mayfield like the the
absolute gamer. I mean to go like to Carolina,
completely wash out, you get traded so they can bring in
Deshaun Watson and then you like bounce around you, you're like
last minute prepping for the Rams and until like re emerge as
an actual like. Pretty touchdown.
Pretty touchdown I think. To who?
Jake Tongis. No, OK, I.
Was hoping you met a question that when you said pretty
touchdown, but we'll take it. Oh man, Lachu is so fucking
close to getting Stafford there. Do you think this is someone had
a good question in the chat? Do you think this is the last
game of the Joe Flacco experience in Cleveland?
It seems like it, right Gabriel? Time I was he, he looked
horrific. Yeah.
And he was the he was the worst quarterback in EPA coming in.
And he he can't have helped today.
I don't know how many turnovers he had.
It seems like 9. His I saw it because the
underdog tweeted out Yeah, he 16 of 34 zero touchdowns, 2
interceptions, 1 fumble. Leads the NFL with six in TS.
Jeez, yeah. QJQJ drop on what probably would
have set up a game telling field goal.
That's so brutal. I mean, like drop is like, it's
not like horrendous, but it hit his hands.
Yeah, I don't know if they call it a drop.
I'd call it a drop because I'm sick of QJ but.
Yeah, I'm with you. On that, I'm with you on that,
buddy. Man, the I tell you what you
know, you know who is pacing onto the absolute had to not
have them list this year, joining Aaron Jones, Jerome
Ford, Caleb Johnson, Ladd Mcconkey on the had to not have
them list. Who was we had a one out of 10.
I I I was the low man last week with a 3.9.
I have a feeling you guys might be joining.
Me now I I would, yeah, I would say, I would say particularly
after this one. Yeah, it's a pretty, pretty
rough one. Yeah.
Also, this year's Waddle is a pretty good comp.
They also lose Joe all too right, like I.
Mean that hurts. Yeah.
Also I don't think this tongas touchdown happened someone just
said it. I I saw the someone say the play
by play in a discord. It's.
Rod. I I don't.
Think there's a Tongas touchdown?
Yeah, I, I'm, I'm rescinding that.
It didn't happen. I'm.
Rescinding. It I don't know what's going on
here, but we're getting Blake Quorum drive one snaps.
Really Wow. I didn't see any.
I didn't see an injury or anything and Chiron had like 2
really nice runs. Man there's could CMC get 20
receptions in a game? It could happen.
I think, I think QJ just got over 1000 yards but didn't get
out of bounds or over 100 yards. I was like, wow, 1000 would be
pretty. Looks like he's starting to get
a. That's how this season I was
like. Why?
I know he's at. He didn't.
He didn't get to. That's not really his.
Eight. He only got to 98.
Davis. Yeah.
Hey. Pat, I know it's not his fault,
but I think we're angling things in a certain perspective here on
this channel. And if you're not with that.
I'm not, I'm not. QJQJ is having an impressive
year. Let's give it.
Let's give him his flowers. Yeah, he's been awesome then.
Is is QJ having this resurgence season going to make us buy
Marvin Harrison? Junior has like a third round
pick again next season. No, but maybe in 2028.
What's year 3 for Marv next year?
I know, but he has to like fully flame out.
JSN or what was QJ? What JSN and Rome all the flop
lag? Rome's on the Year 2.
Yeah, yeah, Rome's just out. No, but I'm saying JSN had the
bounce back year 2 after the. Yeah, right, right.
Man I just lost like three survivor teams with the Chargers
here. Ouch.
I can't believe you, Mr. you know.
Mr. Mr. Herbert, hey. Jackson Dart on Twitter Did the
Chargers against your your hero today?
I just didn't. Want to ask me?
The bills that many times. I don't really play survivor.
I don't play survivor. But the Dubner asked if Texans
was was Galbraim or fish brain or or sharp.
And that's like Texans. Texans was absolutely no Texans
was so sharp. Like the right move?
Yes, because the required things are helpless.
They're helpless. And that's like the only kind of
game I feel like that the Texans can actually be trusted to win
is like, because their defense is legitimately good and their
pass rush is awesome. Because like, if you just put
them against like a fairly incompetent offense, they can
just control the game throughout and do their thing.
It's just like our offense isn't good.
So they have to like play any sort of competitive game.
It's. And the Texans looked like
pretty bad in that game, yeah. For most of it they only they
only did anything in like the late portions of it.
Yeah, I think when it came alive a little bit at the end, but
they're they're they're not good.
Texans are not good, which we all knew.
But this is not like this should not change opinions in any way.
No, no, it's it was another game of boosting my confidence that
the Colts will be the AFC S champions this year.
Yeah. I mean, the Jags are your only
competition. That's pretty.
Clear. Yeah, and they look like shit
so. I'm currently advancing one out
of 17 of my Woody Marks Festival Mania teams.
I'm I'm hoping that number goes up.
It might. Yeah, Woody Marks.
Although the Colts look horrible right now but.
Finally playing a real defense, Jacob.
Well, we had the, the play was the play worked well, you know,
we had, we had AD wide open Daniel.
Daniel just got to make throws, but he's going to bounce back.
You know, he's got a growth mindset.
Hitting, hitting Olave to throw an interception on Underdog was
pretty nice. That was like a nice little like
13 X, Sir. Wait, what?
Oh, Chris Olave threw an interception today, Jacob.
I understand that, but you, you didn't bet on it, did you?
No, no, I was. I was making a glib summary
about how unlikely of a way to lose 2 points for a player that
might be. That was very funny that he had
a -2 at half with an interception and no.
Cat so bad. You know who got that?
Bail out late. You know, technically led the
Saints in receiving today. It was Brandon.
Or was. It.
Brandon cooks it. Was Rashid Shaheed?
Even more unlikely. Oh God, the year.
Catch it. Oh.
Jacob is locked in, man. He is.
He is wholly in. Get us.
The play by. Play we got off, we got off the
field, but we should have had a pick off Stafford at Franklin,
like made an awesome play to drop back, baited him, and then,
oh, we only got 1 MIT on it. Yeah, OK.
All right. Yeah, red, red zone is just like
showing us every second. Yeah, this sucks.
Play. Show us the games that are, who
gives a shit? Red zone's so like, they're so
on a real football, you know? They they do it's it's they
should be honest about the product that it is.
They show like the real games and it's like, guys, there's no
more fantasy points in this game.
We care about if Puka Nakua match matches.
Yet. Or not.
And like when there's garbage time in games and like a team is
just dropping back, like every single play, just racking up
catches, they're like, oh, we probably need to show.
That we're going away from Joe Flacco down 20 and you're like,
no, dude, I need the planning, I need the plan, need a bet.
Barkley getting 2 yards 2 yard carries is like my commercials
on red zone. It's like, yeah it.
It it might as well be. Outraged about?
Yeah, like you might as well play Outback Steakhouse
commercials as as the handoffs. Hey, DK says it's called red
zone fellas, not fantasy zone. Guess what?
The Eagles are very far away from the red zone right now on
this. Yeah, yeah, famously NFL red
zone. Shirley, Shirley.
They don't think about fantasy relevance at all in.
The Yeah, it's only the channel that shows every touchdown.
Surely the true surely the choice between true NFL fans who
would like to just watch their games or fantasy players.
I wonder which one. Red zone is a feeling too.
This can't be audience. Can't it?
Flacco played a good game. His wide receivers had huge drop
side keep throws. That's some of the biggest.
I didn't even see a second of that game, but that sounds like
mega cope to me. Yeah, that is some cope.
Oh the the the Eagles ran out the ran out of the back of the
end zone to take a safety to end the game.
Wow, why did? Red Zone cut away from that
drama. They didn't.
I'm watching it right now. I watched it happen.
Oh God, red zone. Yeah, I I agree.
I think the Flacco experiment is probably over.
I think Gabriel will be fine, yeah.
They really. Like he's a low ceiling player,
but like he has like plenty of experience.
He's a lot of drop backs, he can run tempo, he can pass high
volume. Like I think he'll probably be
OK. My my grandma said he's a really
nice young man. I bet she did.
That's sort of. Used to used to sit by my
grandma at church on on Oklahoma's campus.
Confirmation Brian Thomas Junior's hands.
They're working again. What did he do?
He caught a pass for 14 yards. I had to late swap to a a
Lawrence Thomas stack and it's just like well.
That can't feel good I. Drafted like a little bit of
Brian Thomas junior in the vRS this week but I I think I can't
tell if that's cope or not Like still drafting Brian Thomas
junior. Hey, I mean, you're after a good
start. He's got 100% target share, 14
yards per target, 14 yards per route.
I was also drafting ETN Junior Pete, were you doing that?
He's got a couple of nice runs. A little bit, yeah.
What happened, Jacob? I got a big kick off a turn,
thought you might house it, but we did get out past the 50.
Dude, OK. Beaver, Anthony Gould.
He was really good at Oregon State.
The, the kickoff returns, I mean, Gretsch wrote.
Like the best analysis you're going to read on this stuff and
ceiling signals this week. But like, the kickoff returns
have just ruined yards. No one gets yards anymore.
Everyone, everyone got hip to it on Thursday night because what
the The Seahawks had to drive 25 yards to get their game-winning
field goal or whatever. And the and everyone's kicking
like 65 yarders now. So it's like.
That. It's it's a combo thing.
It's that everyone, yeah, yeah, everyone can make the 65
yarders. Oh baby.
Wow, that was actually, that was a, that was the first time I've
seen a cool Liam Cohen play. And I was like, wow, that was a
cool Liam Cohen play on the Jaguars.
What did he? What did he do?
It was like Tooten or Laquint, I don't know which one.
Famously all numbers look the same whereas in the backfield
and ETN was on the swing and then they handed it to ETN on
the swing like on like a like a split duo action which was
pretty cool. Just a small difference in the
amount of dollars we all collectively have on.
Yeah, it's so cool. I just really, wow.
What a cool play to that. I drafted AI, drafted a bunch of
Laquint, Allen and the big board, so it could be good for
me. Well, it was it was the ETN.
We got the handoff. Yes, but what I'm saying is that
it was the first time I saw seen this.
Jaguars on and they did the pony formation, Pat.
It was the pony stuff that they used to do with Irving and
White, where they'd have Irving. Company.
Yeah, I know. I saw.
But yeah, does this help us? Well, I was.
It was. It was just.
Complimenting football, I was just Davis is just a real
football. Got it.
This isn't red zone. Too fantasy brained Davidson.
This isn't red zone dude, please talk about fantasy.
XS and OS. Well, if you if you're really
Galaxy brain and it it's good for our tooten bags just for the
offense to look good and and confirmation in the chat.
It was tooten, not laquint anyways, All right.
We're back tooten Snap. 2 snap 2 snap points Points per snap or
chats per snap Who's hired? Hang on, I gotta get a.
Burden or two? Yeah you can use 2 ends for two
and getting snaps. I, I, my brain is so broken.
Earlier when one of you made the burden joke I literally was like
oh did that game start? Did Burton already do something?
No, I did, I assumed. Oh.
My. Gosh, I just assumed something
cool happened. I would see it on Red Zone soon.
Did any of you guys have the stones to start bird in anything
today? No, no.
Well, I haven't been starting on some spanking dynasty teams.
Dimes is a. He's a.
He's a beat slug. I haven't, I haven't, I haven't
seen whatever he just did yet, but I'm about to.
Oh. Oh man, Dimes is looking bad.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thank God he got away with. That one looking a little bit.
I'm calling the draw play. I'm calling the 3rd and 15th
draw here. Send out the kicker.
This is this is classic Chiefs, by the way, classic.
They're coming in with the swagger.
They're like we'd like to kick to you, we'd like to score at
the end of half, then get the ball back at half and end the
game. Wait, are you I?
That's not a pro Chiefs now are you?
You're asking. I'm telling you, I'm telling you
this is what they're thinking. I'm not telling you what's going
to happen, but I'm telling you this is their thought.
Doesn't mean it's going to. Work.
I wish, I kind of wish you were at the game right now, because
you'd just be. Like, let's go.
And then like one good play would happen, you'd be like,
fuck this, it's over. My my my at the.
Game. Would you have the same
disposition? Would you like or?
No. You're just like crossing your
no? Just wait guys, no.
I literally want the video of Davis leaving like with.
No, guys, I'll tell you. I'll tell you a funny thing
about me. I, I actually get so overwhelmed
at Chiefs games, like during the introductions, like when they're
running out of the tunnel and like the fire is going.
I, I, I will like cry because it's so it's like, like Mahomes,
Mahomes running out of the tunnel and he's hyping ever
It's, it's like you, you are overcome with emotions if you
care about that sort of thing. That's kind of like at home
you're like, we're just going to get hurt on the first play,
dude. What are?
You doing? Well, David, I should.
Get some of that passion and emotion for the Shift cast.
Can you pretend like you're at the game here?
No, no. I like Best Cry on stream with
happiness and inspiration. My.
Best friend people are saying this is a mission.
At the game. Man I hate getting these plays
spoiled so much. This is the tough part of the
job here. This is where.
You are in hard hat, you had the solo but then when Redzone goes
to it, where? I, I, yeah, it's, it's just,
it's tough out here in Canada. We get a little later, yeah,
Mitchell had like a 12 yard catch on 3rd down.
So we're about 1/3 of the way to our over.
Just look at the chat on delay. I won't.
We will collectively not spoil that's.
A good call for you. Oh, I appreciate that.
It's a good call. Correct.
What are you watching right now? How far ahead am I?
Because when I'm trying to figure.
Out Oh, I I just watched the video.
I'm like I'm like 10 seconds behind.
Oh, you're OK, You're fairly far behind.
How about our boy? I'm watching the kick right now
and it is good. All right, you're, you're not
that far behind. 5 seconds. Yeah, how about our boy Chris
Mazzone hitting yes, 129 X Dog Bowl pick him qualifier in the
first quarter. Dude, I gotta pull this up.
This is I almost want like full hyperbolic.
I'm like, this is the most insane thing I've ever seen in
fantasy. Or.
I think it might be like, did you guys see this?
So you know how there's the dog bowl qualifier and so you do
like the $5 and they have the pick em for the dog bowl this
year. And so people are trying to
like, do these crazy long shots. His not only did he hit a 129 X,
he did it in the first quarter of the game day.
Kendre Miller, Quinn, Sean Judkins, Drake London.
Tommy Fucking Tremble. 120. Nine, look at the the
screenshot. This was right before the London
TD sits like halfway through the first quarter.
Henry, Baby. That's wild.
Let's go. There you.
Go. Oh yeah, we got. 14 we got.
Progress on Mitchell, Progress on Henry.
Man, he almost took that to the house.
Andre did his fun watching Patrick Carane just like sitting
here being like. Sweat.
The dog? Yeah, well, I've got a.
My best DraftKings lot has Derrick Henry.
On. I know.
So look, I respect it. I respect it.
I I played Josh Jacobs last week and I was fist bumping 3 yard
passes. Secondary is so bad.
I remember when Steve Spagnolo used to be able to shut down
Marc Andreas. I mean, in fairness, he has two
catches for 12 yards. I wouldn't say he's like really
put you. His his prior his prior high
against the Spags defense was 2 for 16.
I know we talked about this on on thinking about DFSI was like,
oh, they're not gonna they. Always.
Oh that was a classic fuck up from Brian Thomas Junior right
there. Did he not get that foot in he?
Didn't get the foot in. Oh no, he just is not like.
Yeah, he's just not. Locking attention to detail is
lacking in. So it's like the it's like the
Garrett Wilson play that had Ben Gretch like pondering retirement
fantasy. Yeah, like he's just obviously
he's still talented, but just he's just been sloppy as hell
this year. Yeah, BTJ just pulled a Mingo,
Greg. I don't think I would that.
Was not a that was not a Mingo. It's not a Mingo, but it's like
you've got to just drag the foot, man.
You've got your Scott. Had like infinitely better
sideline awareness than Brad Thomas did.
He's a undrafted running back. Xavier Scott, That was like.
That was a ridiculously impressive play.
Like to know that you're that close to the sideline and to go
toes only and then not let your heels touch the ground because
the heel would have touched out. Like to go toes and then hop out
of bounds so that it's toes. Henry got a catch.
I loved it. Can I give it us wise?
Henry, Henry, you know, you know what's nice about that catch,
though, is that like the you got to decide if you're going to do
just the rushing. I saw this.
I looked at it when I was clicking it for you.
And it's about 5 yards different.
So I'm like, all right, I'm good.
Like it was not a mistake. Now.
Well, you'd hate you'd. Hate.
I think that's. So smart, you know, Or something
that gets ruled a reception. Right, Yeah, right.
Well, cuz Henry's always liable for like the 70 yard screen pass
touchdown. Yeah.
And it's like you like the, the the degree of tilt that we would
have if he hit the 70 yard screen pass touchdown and we get
nothing out of it would just be like catastrophic.
So I'm, I'm glad we we played it safe.
Well, we used to have those moments on the ship, cast the
Thursday night ones where we'd be looking at these receiver
ones and it'd be like the exact same line with rushing,
receiving. Right.
We felt glitched. Underdog fucked up.
They're going to give us the rushing.
Yards for free, then everyone's like, well actually,
historically the swing passes that result in negative plays
could actually get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tim.
Tim Tim Big Dog pre emptively. Yeah, no, you're not allowed to
do that. You're.
Not allowed to do it. Good dog.
Good. Good.
Good, unless it works, then you
want. Spags.
Spags is going to call Cover 0 on this third down and Isaiah
likely is going to be more open than anyone's ever been open.
Just watch I can. I can see it coming.
Who's going to be open? Likely this next one.
This next one is going to be an incomplete pass to Bateman, and
then it's going to be and then it's going to be Isaiah like.
Oh wait, I was going to say I don't even think it's third down
yet. I was like, how far am I behind?
But you're you're predicting that it will get to 3rd down and
then he can call a dumb play call.
You're just you're like seeing into the matrix.
Yeah, easy, easy TUD, right? There is.
Really, really bad, really sloppy defense there.
Nothing like letting. Nothing like letting Justice
Hill get a a 13 yard touchdown on you.
That's got a stock as the Now That We're the Henry podcast.
It's not great. Oh, we had yards.
It's not like we had fantasy. Points.
That's true. That's true.
I believe in barone. Yeah, that would have been nice
in like Week 2 Eliminator. Yeah.
I think Justice Hill's hit that receiving prop every week since
I said to bet it in week 1 and it didn't hit.
Gino Gino Pick. Oh man.
Cam Ward's quote today on their loss If we keep it a buck we ass
he's. Hilarious.
Well, he's correct. I wonder how?
I wonder how that?
Went yeah, I. Wonder how that went over in the
GC. Good tackle, stop short.
Good tackle. OK, McVeigh, come on, you're a
coward. You're going to punt this ball
to. Us the Cam war like like stats
first film divide is about as wide as humanly.
Possible. You know what?
And you know what I'd like to. I'd like to rule.
I'd like to just note I'm with the film people, actually.
Well, I'm with the stats, the stats, Well, I'm it's hard to
be. People currently but I think he
will eventually be good. Currently very bad, but I'm I'm
optimistic for the future. I'm optimistic that he'll
continue doing some interesting things.
Yeah, you're going backwards. Let's go the.
The the hard thing when Jacob gets excited is I always hope
it's something resulting in fantasy points.
It's. Just like we just stuffed.
We just stuffed. No, they gave it to him.
Come on. No way, Jacob.
If, if it's at all possible that it might actually be good for
the Rams, please get a little less excited.
Jacob, could we get you like a green card and a red card and
like, if you're cheering like a fantasy play, you could hold up
the green and. If it's odd.
Play you have the red, so we could just just stuff.
I just, I also would like to know if the Colts are on defense
because I just don't care, then that's.
Right. Well, just so you know, we're
challenging. We'll see how that goes.
I don't think we're, I don't think this is going to be
enough. Davis, did you see this team
that's in first in the BR? I haven't refreshed in a while.
It's it's very comical. Dijon, Drake London and Kyle
Pitts, Josh Allenet quarterback and then demo on the break back.
So four players with no quarterback from that game and
then Hampton, of course. Wow, Pat, you can just you just
have to calibrate your responses to my reactions differently.
Like if I'm really excited when we're on defense, you can just
be sad. But if I'm like looking like I'm
gonna. I don't know which.
It is life decisions. Oh I see, I'm watching Red Zone
which is showing pretty much every other game.
Well, who? Who?
Who is your rooting interest in the Colts Rams game?
I'm guessing Puka. You probably want good things.
8080 Mitchell is probably 80. Mitchell, what I would like the
most, yeah. 80 Mitchell All right, well, I'll let you know
when we're on offense, then. We're on defense right now, but
we might be on offense depending on the result of this challenge.
And now we have to watch the Chiefs play on offense.
The chat is asking if we can get Jacob level passion from Davis
I. Tried, Davis said no.
You guys don't even trust me man.
It's like the only when you root for a good team, there is no
good feeling. It's only relief when you win.
So when you're getting that relief.
What does that have to do with you?
I understand you're talking with Davis.
Like the, the joy that I feel during this cult season is like
a very, very different joy than I felt during like the Peyton
Manning years, Yes, where it was like the Peyton Manning years,
it was like I would get really psyched for playoff games.
But obviously, but like during the regular season, it was like,
either we're going to stomp some team and I will have like a
reasonably good time, or I'm just going to be in like anxiety
hell for three hours. As we for three hours.
Yeah. Like, you know, the the most fun
I had rooting for the Thunder was not even like the crazy
current 65 win iteration. It was the first Harden, Russ,
Durant, Ibaka year when they when no one knew they were going
to be good and they were incredible.
And it was just like everything was just fun and new and
exciting. I I see a regular worthy with no
extra wise. There's a worthy with an
exclamation point. I'm gonna guess this like a 7
yard catch. And then worthy is cooked.
To the next. Comment so I don't.
Screen screen for 0. Yards.
You know, my eye was right the first time we won the challenge.
He was short on the QB sneak. Cold ball.
I'll let you know when Andy does some cool. 3rd and eight for the
Kansas City Chiefs. Good stuff ETN, Chad is saying
ETN to the house. Oh boy, they just got the ball.
Wow. Yep, 47.
The chat is like an hour ahead of me.
Whoa, 4048 yards down around the chat doesn't.
Show something shows something. No, we got to get this
challenge. I'm literally watching Mike
Pereira like while like 20 seconds.
Wait for her dude that ETN like faking like he was going to cut
it in and then staying on the outside was sick.
Good for ETN there I. Think I have a decent amount of
hit him in the BR. Hand over to Redstone.
See this run 12 blocks of the outside wheels.
Oh, that was a really nice. Yeah, that was a great cut.
Very healthy looking. Yeah, that was a really nice
cut. Shoulder dip, yeah.
Set no it's Downs. Nice.
Nice catch from Downs. Remember, we said.
No cold spoilers. That's fine.
You could say. I'm not going to be.
I'm not going to be that much of a Dick.
Incomplete pass on. I don't want.
To. I don't want to.
I don't want to compromise. The.
Experience. Chiefs punt.
I thought you were saying cult. I thought you were being like a
mega Dick about. No, no, no.
The Kansas City Chiefs will be punting.
I'm about to. I'm about to.
I'm about to see this incomplete pass.
Oh, they're going for it. Why are they going for it?
All right, Xavier Worthy got tackled and got back up.
He really can't move. He he really can't move his arm.
He he just did it. Does make sense that he can't
move his arm given? He just did his celebration, but
he could only he could only get his arm up to here to sell.
Oh God, that's that's tough. It's really.
Oh God, I have so many fantasy teams that have this little man
with a broken shoulder on it. Davis, let's just wait until the
end of the game before we bury the dude who's out here.
Reportedly, a full game of Archie Passes.
Really nice Prashard Smith play. I love Davis is out.
Stark kicks off the show bragging that he doesn't have
any Malik neighbors because he had Xavier Worthy over him in
his ranks. I did last year.
Wow. Yeah.
If I'd never have to watch Isaiah Pacheco again, that would
be. That would be.
Yeah, that would be nice from. Today for sure, this seems.
Pretty involved early, right? I'm not like I'm not seeing many
of the plays, but already 2 targets.
Nice chance, yeah. He's played on the 1st Dr. every
game thus far, yeah. But like the the Chiefs have to
like, realize that like Isaiah Pacheco is not the answer.
Well, there was that Dan Graziano article last week that
said they realized that Pacheco and Hunt are both not the
answer, But then the the broadcast, that was the correct
conclusion. Well, well, but you had to be
the. So on the broadcast last week,
Collinsworth was saying they had a conversation with Andy Reid
and they were like, yeah, dude, Prashart Smith is too small.
We can't, we can't be doing this with him.
So are they going to try and trade for a running back maybe?
He's not that small. He's like 200 lbs of he's.
Not that small. Yeah, like I, I don't know.
Because I don't know, like, I like, I think it's worth giving
a shot to Rashard Smith is more of a real running back.
I I also totally get if a team doesn't want to use their
converted wide receiver they took in the seventh round as a
feature back, but like, they need a running back and it's not
Hunt and it's not Pacheco. Oh my God, dude.
Just get Pacheco off the team. Hey, there's the passion right
there. You guys want a passion?
Dude, he's so bad. That was bad.
Hey, at least he turned the right way.
I mean like literally, how much? How much worse can Burchard
Smith be? Is he an Andy Turner?
He. Can be worse than Isaiah Pacheco
like Pacheco has been the worst running back I.
Literally. OK, You want to talk about
people who are addicted to fancy play syndrome?
Chip Kelly, man. I mean, I think that he used
Bowers in a very smart way in week 1 and then Bowers can't
really move and that's why he hasn't been used well since.
Trey Tucker did the engine on an offense.
With crazy. GNT.
Oh God, the. Buyers in two.
Rooms. I don't know, maybe they should
use Pacheco. I mean, the guy got the, the guy
got the hand on it, but. Why are you?
Targeting. Why are you targeting Juju Smith
Schuster on 3rd down anyway? I missed that it was tipped.
I thought that was just a duck. I thought it well that I think
that is indicative in and of itself that we both saw that and
we're like, yeah, Mahomes just missed.
Him. Yeah, it does tell you
something. You have a lot.
I do have a lot of Harrison Bucker and he he comes through
for me on a weekly. Basis.
Legitimately the only chief over the last two years that I would
or three years that I'd say has been enjoyable the roster in
fantasy has been Harrison. But hey, those those 3.
Yeah, you really enjoyed Ross and Harrison.
Those three games of Rashi Rice brother.
Yeah, Jacob, how hard was it not to put a kicker in our pick of
entry for today? It was difficult.
I really did think about it, but I wanted to expand my horizons.
I wanted to show I can play on multiple fronts.
So I didn't think of the thing as Spencer Trader.
I should have done Spencer Trader.
We already have. We already have a field goal on
the board. Big pop man, that was that was
almost about to be really tilting for the AD Mitchell
bags. It was.
We just almost had a match to do 1 touchdown we're going to get.
We're down to the two. I think the question is now do
we get four straight Taylor runs or four straight Daniel Jones
sneaks? Yeah.
Anything anything but those two and I, I would be upset as a as
a laundry bro. Do you guys ever do the thing
where, like, you see a player like Ashton Doolan and you're
like, you're not familiar with Ashton Doolan's number, but you
are very, very much aware it's not 80, Mitchell.
But you just tell yourself maybe it really was, because why would
it not be? Oh yeah.
I think I'd take a tour. I'm quite familiar with Ashton,
he's been on the Colts for like 7 years.
It's unbelievable. How like long?
He's been a member, I believe. I believe he's been the Yoker
player. I believe he's been on the Colts
so long I wrote a wrote of his article about him.
Yeah, he's he's like one of the best Gunners in the NFL.
Ashton Doolan saved me some money because I bought an NFL
All Day pack and he was in it and I was like this is not going
to work. He's he's legitimately like
Colts and Matthew Slater with like a little bit more of a use
case on offense. Oh wow.
They just did the Tyler Warren Wildcat play on 3rd and 1 and I
not sure if they got it or not. They got very, very close.
Gentie with like a really bad 4th down full actually I I got
to be honest it. Was a good fourth down fumble.
It was more just like the fumble was not good, but there was no
like there was nothing for him to do on the run.
Well, I guess if you're going to fumble, do it on 4th down.
Not much of A. Difference they they are
legitimately using Tyler Warren. I think he just scored a rushing
touchdown. Yeah, Tyler Warren rushing
touchdown. Wow.
There you go, that was part of the.
I would have. I would have really enjoyed
that. That was part of the piece of
the play, and I did not think it would happen, but apparently
they're doing it. Wow.
All right. I have a good.
I can't say that I understand it.
That's the first time it's worked, by the way.
We've done this three times, including on the previous play
where he got stuffed and then he also got stuffed against the
Broncos. I don't really understand why
they don't just give the ball to Jonathan Taylor, but hey, he
scored a touchdown that time. Well, good news, bad news
situation. I do have an under owned Tyler
Warren on a really good team on FanDuel, but I also have Ashton,
Gene T on this team. Not, not loving that.
The Lord giveth, and He taketh away.
Sure do. Yeah, I have Gene T on my best
DraftKings team as well. I put Gene T on my my spy team
too, so we're all in this together.
Just really funny because like he's like not even like unowned
is he like he ended up being. No, he's not unknown.
It's it was like it's a good lineup and I need to score more
points, so I played GNT I. Don't know about Davis.
Do you have the same issue as me?
I I keep looking at trying to click my late swap button on
draftking and it just doesn't work.
I don't know, I got a message support or something.
I didn't think I needed to on anything today, but I, I, I
think I might have gotten there. Oh, actually my best DK team
does not have G&T. So suck it guys.
God damn it. I will do.
No such thing. Rescue me dude, I meant to swap
off G&T. Rescue me in peer-to-peer TFs.
Jason. Jason Robbins, rescue me.
Rescue me, dude. Oh, God.
All right, we have a Ravens highlight.
Oh sack, look at this Davis get his mojo back.
Just when they thought you were out, they pull you.
Back well, you guys, you guys understand that this is what the
chiefs do is there's like enough like generational memory of
greatness that they're they're not going to get blown out by
the Ravens at home. It's going to be like a teeth
pulling loss. It's not going to be like, you
know, oh, this is a bad play call.
That was really, really bad. What was what was the idea
there? Is there a worse play in
football than getting in the red zone and forcing your
right-handed quarterback to roll to his left?
Yeah, it is strange, right? It's just like my least it's and
it happens all the time and I just, I, I, I would need someone
who knows more about ball than me to explain like the reasons
for doing that. Well, cuts the field in half and
it's not. Cuts the field in the half.
Yeah, so I think I feel like you're, you know, enough ball
like. You're, you know, more ball than
anybody. That that makes me think of
other like tilting plays. You know, the goal line is like
the era of the forced red zone fade kind of dying out.
I feel like five years ago that just used to happen.
Over and over. The Rams are trying to keep it
alive with. The the end zone fade is like
entirely Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne's fault because
like they executed it like it was basically a hand off and and
then I. Think Jacob, I I love you man,
but you have basically never been so wrong about something in
your life. The fade.
The fade was is Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson.
No, Dayton was fucking doing that way before Matthew
Stafford. I I mean that might be true, but
if you think of the fade you do not think of fucking Reggie
Wayne ever dude. He was feeling it on the fucking
fades. It was always on the dive.
I, I don't. I don't even.
Disagree with you man when you think about the fade.
You're gonna to send you nonstop YouTube clips of Peyton Manning
throwing goal on fades. I always.
I always think of both the highs and lows of it was Dez Bryant,
like the Cowboys would never scheme up anything easy for him.
And sometimes because you're such a freak.
Bowers. That's not Bowers, I tell you.
It's powers. I was.
Like, oh, big white guys. This is an all time all numbers.
Look the. Same what all numbers look the.
Same. They don't even have the ball.
It's on defense. I I was, I was, I was looking
down and looked up. I was just like, oh, it's
Bowers. The exciting wipers.
It is 9889, so I'll give you. That that's how starved we are
for Bowers. To touch the fucking ball.
Oh. My God, Jesus.
I think D hop. D under Hopkins looks so sick
whenever he's out there he only plays like 20% of the snaps.
It's wild. He he someone committed a foul.
They've got him in like the old Odell Beckham role, which is
like not playing but looking cool.
The. Real.
Bateman. Real, real quarterback mid off
between Caleb and Gino right now.
The two choc. What did their ownerships come
in I? I literally haven't even logged
into DK yet today, but they were projected for the most.
I don't know. I, I, I played one Caleb team.
I I swapped off the Caleb team to a Lawrence team.
Caleb Caleb is like insanely chalk.
First contest I opened, he's 17% owned.
Jeez. Oh, all right, Steph says she
has bad news for us. Oh, what's the bad news?
Bowers had Bowers had one. Bowers had one missed practice
and spent the full day getting asleep.
That was Crosby. Here, this is all I'm going to
say, Raiders, You see what the Jags are doing with Travis
Hunter. Oh, oh, the bad.
News was Crosby. She said her bad news was she
said she started Caleb over me. But I thought, I thought we all
knew that. That's fine.
That. Yeah.
Caleb. Caleb Wolf.
That's. Complete.
That's completely defensible. Yeah, yeah.
My freaking God dude, Lamar is so good you just cannot do
anything. How did the Ravens ever lose a
game? Oh man, how like this like.
Literally how did they ever lose?
Wow. That's so good.
That was such a weird like position that he threw that
from. The Fox cartoon of Blake Quorum
has never looked less like a person actually looks.
That that Blake Quorum run was so satisfying to me because I
was just about to have to say like, man, like what a really
nice explosive run from Chiron. I didn't know he had that in
him. And then when I saw it was
Quorum, it just made me happy. OK, well Spags, Spags got
rewarded for being an idiot. He got a, he got a pick on Cover
0. Fucking classic.
Why do you hate? Why do you hate the Cover 0
stuff so much? He did it once against Lamar in
a playoff game and has just decided it's his get out of jail
free card and it basically has never worked since.
But he he goes back to it all the time.
Jacob. He literally calls Engage 8.
Well, as I, as I said, I always thought it was engage, fight.
Yeah, he, he calls, he calls engage, fight.
And just I was like, it's going to work.
Damn it I I I was originally going to do the fucking core
mode. Really decided I wanted to.
Be a really cool player. That I've already hit it.
No, no spoilers. I'll, I'll let you guys get
there. I think I'm slightly ahead of
you. Guys, good, good for the slime.
Deck maybe use Bowers play. No Hunter.
Hunter, OH. Oh nice.
Oh, let's go. I totally I that completely
given up on any hope of seeing good hunter stuff in my entire
life. Oh, I'm seeing it right now.
Let's go third and 15. Oh, let's go.
Oh my God. Dude does.
He hurt that. Oh, no, he's OK.
He's bouncing up. Let's go.
He's fine. Puka Puka is the one O 1.
Yeah, what a dog. What a fuck.
Wow. Like it's depressing to have to
play against this guy but he fucking rocks.
Isn't this corner that you guys are starting literally a guy who
wasn't on the team last week? Well, we're yeah, I don't, I
don't know if he was in coverage there or not, but yeah.
Kenny Moore. No, no, that wasn't even that
bad number. Number.
Number #4 is Xavion Howard, who's been horrible all season.
So the starting corners were supposed to be Mooney Ward,
Jalen Jones and Kenny Moore. Ward is playing, I think he's
shadowing Adams today, but we're down more and we're down Jones.
So Howard stepped in for Jones and then we just got Mike Hilton
to step in for Kenny Moore. The secondary's in in beds,
mate. OK, Oh, there's a nice car and
run. I know you just you know,
people, people this is like the this is like the classic thing
that fake ball numbers do is they'll be like this team dude,
you faded wide receiver X and DFS today when he had cornerback
Y from the street on him. Learn ball.
This is like. Well, this one was this one was
like the most. I mean, Adams might have a very
good game today, but this was the most like clear cut of we
have one really good corner who's like an all pro caliber
corner who will be shadowing atoms on every single snap.
And we have literally dudes off the street covering puka this
whole game. Like I I think it's going to be
pretty rough for for us Bowers. Bowers is on the board.
Let's go. That's Max Crosby.
Well, I will say, I will say immediately we are on the wrong
side. He looks awful.
But dude, I've been telling you, look.
He's yeah, he's not going to. Be going yeah, he has this like
he's not. He needs to.
Get the brace off. He's very hurt.
Yeah, I was going forward with the pickums.
We're supposed to do stuff. Not that we're trying to wish
cast to happen, but stuff we actually think is going to
happen. I mean I, I think my.
And we're wrong on the wrong side.
We got a lot of time left. You get there.
Genti genti genti looks pretty good Other.
Than oh, I think my ears hurt the.
Fumble. The fumble Injured injured
Bowers is 15% owned in the spy get.
Up, get up, get up, get. Up all those Geno stacks.
Holy shit, Gino. This is like, definitely, I
mean, Clarence looked. Good today, Oh, we got it.
We got an all caps worthy. As a baby, Karen's looked good
today, but this is like fully a 5050 committee today.
They've just been rotating like every series.
Now I'm curious, like sometimes the chat makes me think I'm
like, we're watching red zone. Are you guys all, I guess you?
They probably have Keith's Ravens up on their TV.
They're they're watching. They're watching.
They're watching the Fox like cable broad, Yeah.
And how are they watching us? There's like 8 devices going on
here. I.
Remember they they just got it all, man.
They got the. Laptop.
Laptop on the the couch. Phone, TV, Airpods in Classic.
Oh, where do you got a 37 yard caps?
That's that's a legit all caps. Yeah, that's what the.
I need I need 37 wise. Yeah, I was going to say guys, I
I feel like that's worth four or five wise, honestly, injury
adjusted, you might even be able to go 6 or 7.
Yeah, I didn't think we'd ever see another.
Dude holy shit an an accurate and accurate down the field
Mahomes throw. He still can't raise his arm to
celebrate. He still can't raise his arm to
7. He's saving it.
So Davis, stop bear posting Xavier Worthy.
He's making fucking plays down the field.
He's fine. Hey look, possibly.
Pete, it's going well with Davis, Bear boasting.
Like, let's just let him keep doing.
It because it's helped Barry Xavier.
This was the thesis. Like the play, you need him to
be so fast that he can catch everything like this.
What if that solved the Chiefs offense where they're like, OK,
no more, No more dumb bullshit like trick plays.
The only thing we can do is literally drop it in the bread
basket for him. That's it.
That's. All you'd have to, you'd have to
like, stick it on his chest, quite literally.
Like you'd have to pretend he's a man without arms and you just
Bowers on. The body too.
Too, Too. No, too high.
Too high for a. Touchdown too high for Bowers,
right? There it was.
Right there though. Man, that's the that's like the
third almost Brock Bowers touchdown of the year.
We had the one that he should have caught last week where he
made kind of like a sad play on the ball.
That was when I was like, he's very, very hurt.
And then we had the one in Week 2 on the stick nod where Gino
just. Crosby target.
Genti touchdown. Whoa.
Dude, genti's dead. RIP Genti.
The the the demise of the rookie running backs appears to be
greatly overstated. We got Woody Marks put up like
30 today. Hampton looks like an absolute.
Hampton's a smash. Let's go Genti is now like
looking a a lot. Better Tony your kids.
Found the end zone today we got Judkins.
Looks like an absolute league winner.
I just, I don't know. I don't know about you guys but
like my I have never been more annoyed with the YouTube
commenters than like the last like 2 weeks about the rookie
running backs. Just the most like dude, I
traded it's and it's like the worst trade of your.
Life, well, it's like they're. But they're bragging about,
like, getting ripped off. Yeah, It's like.
I I was Owen 3, so I traded away Ashton Genti for David Moore.
I just had to do it dude. You should have done like you're
a fucking mark you. Just told me.
There is that genre of like season long fantasy 2 where like
people will rage drop like good players, like even pre wage
they'll like be like I fucking dropped dropped lad Mcconkey
like I'm fucking done with. Well, right, well, I think glad
Mcconkey maybe bad example. I'm up to 28th in the powers.
Hey, okay, yeah, what's the team?
Pat, give us the full. The team is Drake May, Ashton
Genti, I'm Marion Hampton, I'm in Ross St.
Brown, I'm Mecca Buca, Stefan Diggs, Hunter Henry, Derek Henry
and the Ray D. Nice, where do you get your
ideas? Drake Bay stacks.
From yourself, from me. I kept them from myself.
What do you mean? Yeah, yeah.
Packer Rain famously Hodge late to the Drake May party.
What happens? Like I was late in the sense I
wasn't on them at UNC, that's about.
As every bit of that lineup sounded awesome and I was like,
how did you you? Didn't even slam and call Steph
fantasy Brown. Oh my, how did I what?
God, dude. How did you play Stephon Diggs?
What is he up to? What did he put?
What did? He put he 1919 points 1.3. 100
yard bonus today. 6 for one O 1 sneaks in the extra. 3
legitimately good today I. He did look good today.
He had a sick back shoulder catch with with May.
Yeah, did. Where does route stop?
I I wasn't tracking it seems like.
What was his salary? Dude.
He was. Are all idiots everyone on the
team they they got to delay a game.
It was 4500. And then they took a time out on
1/3 and 1. Oh my God.
Oh. God, I'd like to address this.
I'd like to address this in the chat.
I did say Woody Marks sucked, but I actually took my medicine
and drafted the shit out. Of him, the Davis was the most
pro Woody Marks person on the program.
Like, yeah, I still think Davis was.
Davis was taping for. Woody Marks.
I don't think he sucks anymore. I actually was really impressed
today. It's really good.
Well, you know, whatever, good for him.
But the point is, is that we don't know about these rookie
running backs and being like this rookie running back's good,
but this rookie running back's for sure bad is Yeah.
And also everyone else on the Texans sucked anyway, so like,
yeah, at least you can cash. Pass.
I took some. It was tough.
It was a tough click for me, but I I did take some.
I have some. I got him in a main event team
where he where he was on waivers still and I got him after Week
2. I bid $553.
The next highest bid was 552. Wow.
That's dude I've I've never felt a rush like that in.
My life. That's awesome, dude.
Let me do let me do some bear posts or some bull posting.
Pat looks pretty good today. Pat looks fired up.
Oh, I, I thought you meant terrain.
I was like, yeah, his hair looks nice.
Like he's been, he's been in good spirits.
Appreciate it guys. You know, that's actually not
not bullish at all. The Quint Allen is is going to
make our lives more difficult this year.
Yeah, that is the fly in the ointment big time.
Yeah, I mean, but he but Tune was never going to play like
that stuff. Like I think, well, there there
was, there was the. Thought that he could get that
stuff just as a way to get him on the field.
Like, oh, he just deserves to be.
Downs Nice catch. I'd rather have ETN have that
stuff though, and just like, get his snaps that way, you know,
like, yeah, like a third guy that they're trying to find work
for is never good. Well, they're not even trying to
find it. I think he's just the best long
down like. Yeah, he's a good pass blocker.
Is he? The thing, the thing with him,
the thing with him is that I don't think there's any threat
of him getting the early like, oh, this, this guy Laquint is so
good. We got to use him at the in
these other situations. He's a specific use player like
he he, he, he fell down in the draft because he he only has
kind of that use, but he's really, really speed he.
Speed ran awesome with. That.
He speed ran the Semaj P reinarc to where he's just already
there. Like he's he's just a legit
ready made third down back. We'll be in the NFL for eight
years, kind of guy, yeah. All right, can't wait for this
third down target to Juju Burchard.
I, I love like, you're just constant like attempts to
reverse jinx the Kansas City Chiefs, like just, well, Jerry
goes, Oh my God, negativity. Really good, really good toot
and run. Oh nice, he looks so good every
time he gets. He really does.
The only thing that's unfortunate is that ETN also
looks good, but like he individually looks fantastic.
Yeah, ETN does look good, but Tootin, Yeah, very, very fun.
I think I can set up like my own quad box by playing all four
games in different Chrome windows.
I think so. I think it's going to let me do
it because I was, I was thinking it wasn't going to let me have
that many streams going, but I think it might.
What? What was this?
I need to just play. I need to just pull it up on
mobile. Oh Trey Smith is limping.
No not great. Mahomes fakes it.
They just ran a zone read with Mahomes just like not that wise.
Where's what's your guys like you're doing you're doing ranks
right now. Where are you ranking Jackson
Dart? Rest of season at quarterback I.
Think. It's going to be tough without
neighbors. Like he's going to be like a
floor play because he runs. But.
He ran 12 times like. The feeling is going to be
difficult. Tooten is in on this.
They threw it, but. He has a very legit role in the
offense. Like he's he's a guy that they
want to get the ball to for sure.
Hello, Pat. There's no, he's holding on to
this way too long. Yeah.
All right. Third and goal.
Big third down here, dude. Big third down.
Hunter Long scored for the Jaguars, by the way, how's the,
how's the eliminator looking? Crane, How many did you have
Live Today? I had 30 Live Today.
Money with Hunter Long. Franklin is one of my biggest.
Troy Franklin Wandell, who else was big, had a lot of Camaro,
actually, so that's not great. Yeah.
God damn it, end zone targets for Taekwon Thornton Not loving
that. Man, I got a bunch of dog shit
in the BR, Peter. I don't.
I think this is going to be a
Sunday without a sweat. I haven't really hawked mine
close yet, but I don't have anything at the top.
I do this team on FanDuel is pretty good but I need a Ricky
Pierce all touchdown Bucky. 10% owned on FanDuel Bucky.
Hmm. Is the Colts Rams game like
totally scrambled for anybody else?
What do you mean I just have red zone up?
It's a OK, I mean it's in commercial right now.
I just pulled up the quad pulse. Just pinted.
Rams are gonna have the ball with like 3:00-ish minutes left.
They're inside their own 5. All right, so we.
Refresh it. See.
Henry Henry yards, pretty fantasy points, Bowers yards and
let's and 80 Mitchell yards. Yeah, not not much to report on
any front. The Chargers only had 12 called
runs today. And Hampton still smashed.
Well, part of that is when you have a 55 yard touchdown run,
that eliminates a lot of other plays that might be runs.
Yeah. It's the old, it's the anti Joe
Mixon. Like Joe, Joe Mixon would rack
up the expected points because he'd be so bad that they'd take.
Because he would get stuffed at the one yeah, and be like, oh,
look at his expected points, dude.
Caleb tripped and fucked up this third.
I thought he was trying to do the Jared Goff during play,
yeah. Going for it.
Also that game, yeah, that game did go crazy with the kick
returns. Wow.
DeAndre Swift did not mess it up.
Convert. Got to hand it to him.
It would have been nice to pull him a zone and hit all the legs
and. It would.
Have been. Ours is only a 10X too.
Should have been a little more doable to hit that in 1/4 than
the 129 X. Has has anyone had eyes on
Burden? How much of of their Oh my God
Cole commit has never been so open?
Did you guys do any cold commit in DFS?
No. I didn't do it, but I did on
stream. I was like Genti and Combat were
my two favorite sneaky play, so I did a touchdown with both
those guys. So we just need Gene T to get
there. All right, like comment now to
score. I mean dude, he was.
That was sick play call. DJ Moore touchdown would be
nice. We missed this.
We missed this on the ship cast last week.
We missed the. Oh my God.
Caleb, DJ Moog. Oh, that was really bad.
So bad. What?
What is going on with the 49ers? I.
Don't know. Down to touchdowns at home to.
Trevor Lawrence Well, that Luke Pharrell, whatever fumble was
brutal, Yeah. Trevor's been absolutely dealing
somehow. Yeah, maybe, Maybe the Jaguars
have been written off too soon. Brock, I guess.
Oh my God. Oh, Caleb, that was poor.
What? What did he do?
He it was like a zone read where he kept it and then the defender
sacked him and he fumbled it and recovered his own fumble well.
At least he recovered. Him that overthrew my Purdy
there. Pretty looks pretty looks pretty
bad. Big Dog, another 10.
Yeah, Karain, your your leg of this pigmentry was the best.
We'll see, we still got a while to go, but feeling good. 3rd and
16 were Bowers and Crosby on the on the past rush here.
No burden, no burden now on this play.
Yeah, it. Doesn't even have a target yet,
you know history is not linear. Well, I mean, I think the the
burden, I think we all knew the deal we were making, which is
they would be sick if he played more here, but he probably
wasn't going to. It was probably going to be
after. Their Yeah, yeah.
I mean, guys, what did you, what did you?
I saw. Some short, some short popped up
on my YouTube of you touting Burden for this week.
Just as a waiver wire pickup. Oh, it was a waiver wire pickup.
OK, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got excited. It means the algorithm's
working. Yeah, and it does.
It's served out Davis Manicon. People who rage drop lad
Mcconkey got to pick up somebody.
Yeah. I'm exploring my options.
Davis that that's your next video who you should drop lad
Mcconkey for? Who you should drop, You should
drop. And let anybody.
Dude. Derrick Henry.
Reception. Yep.
It's only about 9 yards, but. That would be a good premise
like the Mendoza line but like the rage drop line of like who
is the best player you could rage drop without being
completely idiotic. Yeah.
Darnell Mooney No. He got hurt today, He got hurt
today. So that might actually, yeah.
Yeah, go for it. You can rage drop better than
Mooney. Well, and I ended up the guy I
wanted to rage drop him for was wrong anyways because Luke
McCaffrey is apparently the greatest player in the National
Football League. Puke is so fucking.
Good. Man, it's crazy.
Calvin Ridley. Calvin Ridley is so far below
that. Jamo.
Jamo's a good one, Jamo. 'S a good one, yeah.
I would say I I feel no rage about this.
Jamo, I feel. Nothing to bless.
Just a regular old drop. Just a regular drop.
Could you rage drop A.J. Brown?
No, dude, I have such a good team with Gretsch in the main.
We were three and oh, I think we're almost certainly gonna
lose this week. Everything about it is like
literally perfect except that our 2-3 turn is Ladd Mcconkey
and A.J. Brown.
Like we have neither of them are gonna start for us soon cuz we
have like we have Scataboo, we have Judkins in like round 14.
We have Rashi Rice coming back soon and like, yeah, we're it's
just going to be, we're just going to be playing without our
round two and three picks, I think in the in the rest of the
season. Brutal.
That 2-3 man, We keep talking about it.
That's that's. Grounding, yeah.
Range. Yeah, reaching for JSNI guess
was the right move, but. That was the move.
Yeah, that was the move. Well, or Taylor.
Would have been. Sort of.
Or Taylor? Yeah.
Bucky looks great. Yeah but even those guys were
more mid twos then like 2-3 turn.
Hampton looks like he's going to be a smash now.
He does. Hampton was always probably
probably got a little fortunate, but.
Don't, no, don't fall for, don't fall for big fantasy football.
Match. That's where we were headed,
anyway. Yeah.
Yeah, I think we're, I think we're going to get here
eventually. Dude, Puka is just on, he's
always open. I think that's are you talking
about Adams there? Adams is the most recent.
Smash, you guys know I'm ahead of you.
OK, I don't know that you are. How much time is the film a
club? Davis is we just 40.
Seconds. Yeah, there's a puka catch now.
Yeah. Yeah, he was ahead.
All right. Chiefs Davis, have you seen?
Have you seen one battle after another yet?
No. For for every.
I try to see that on Thursday. For every for every Colts play
that you spoil, I'm going after our stream tonight.
And for every Colts play you spoil, I'm just going to text
you intricate plot lines of 1 battle.
After my God. See it that will that will not
fade me. Dude it's getting insane.
Reviews. There's no.
Chance. I'm so excited.
There's no chance I take 3 hours out of my.
Day to go see I. Just watched it last night, two
nights ago. That's good.
I like weapons. I'm I've been excited for one
battle for like basically until I heard that PTA was doing a
movie with Leo. I'm I'm going to lose my lose my
mind. I'm so excited for it tonight,
but I'll be in so much better of a mood if we can win this game.
Pat, did you even see you came on late?
Did you see my shirt? No, I have you guys so small
that I won't even be able. To make it.
We're part of Pat's quad box. You you're like nice.
You're part of a quintuple box, but at a very small part of that
box. It is a It is a movie poster
titled Indiana Indianapolis Jones and the Horseshoe of Hope
with Daniel Jones in an Indiana Jones costume reaching
beautiful. Trophy.
A Super Bowl trophy. That's correct.
Good Lord. Oh, big sack.
Yeah, here's the here's the trophy right there, buddy.
You can see this out of the corner of your screen.
Oh my God, does he have to like put something equally weighted
as Lombardi down so that it won't it won't trigger a trap?
There's a bootleg China. Made not dude.
Lombardi Gino stinks. Did he throw?
Another one really bad. He threw another pick.
Yeah, terrible pick. Oh.
Man, really really bad pick too. Like not not a woof.
Not like I see what he's trying to do there.
Yeah. No, just terrible, terrible
pick. God, what's He?
Doing it's just what they that's the Geno experience.
Jesus, Bryce, man, like Puka's gonna have 300 yards today on
us, which I kind of knew was going to happen coming in, but
it doesn't make it any less painful to watch.
My God. Man, like it's just.
It's just crazy like any it feels like any non puka team is.
Yeah, I mean, like dead what it is he's gonna have he's gonna
set records. But like, I, I mean, I guess
there's I don't know what you can do about that.
Like if there's gonna throw him a wide receiver screen, I don't
really know how you'd bracket him.
But like, we have to do something, man.
It's, it's crazy. It really is.
Cuz like, The thing is like they move him around.
So you can't even like, like there's no real way to like
follow. There's no real way to follow
him. So I get what they're doing
where it's just like, we'll take away Adams and then we'll try to
allocate resources to Puka by committee, but the committee is
not working. The only saving grace is that
every time that the Rams have had a good drive, McVeigh has
gone turtle mode. Adams touched him.
Wow. Crazy drive from the Rams.
Too easy. Yeah, that was Jesus.
Fuck man, that was a nice little like out and up.
Damn, that was nice. You know what's you know what's
funny is this is actually a low scoring enough slate thus far
that Stafford's 24 points could end up in an optimal lineup and
the quarterback's clear enough. Yeah.
This is like a very this is just like the most Rams box score of
like Puka has seven for 112 1/2, but Adam felt.
Touchdown stuff worthy. It's just, it feels good, but
you just know it's so fleeting. Davis just.
Just just enjoy it man. Just fucking.
I can't, I can't. It's it's unenjoyable seem.
Clear. Yeah.
Why can't you? Because his he has a torn
labrum. His his his shoulder is not
connected to his body. Davis, give me.
One reason. Do you know what?
David is we're going. To have Xavier Worthy lifting up
the Lombardi trophy with his like T Rex arms and Davis be
like look, he can't even lift the trophy up.
His shoulder hurts too much to even lift the trophy up.
Now, Tim, Tim does make a good point, which is that like once a
labrum is torn, you can't tear it again.
Yeah, I mean, that is a good fruit one that you might I, I.
What are you going to do? You're going to tear it worse.
Can't you? I don't think so.
You sure you can't tear it worse?
You can dislocate the shoulder, which is a you.
Can redo dislocate the shoulder and apparently it makes it much.
Based on my understanding, is the reason why he's wearing this
very restrictive brace is to try and keep the shoulder from
dislocating easy? The Chiefs run game is
hilarious. Like outside of the Worthy
carry, Kareem Hunt 4 for eight, Pacheco 2 for five, Smith one
for three like. It's the full half of the ball.
Just don't even try. And and like, somehow Pacheco
looks the worst of all that group.
Yeah, well, yeah, for sure. Man they really did just call
the worthy end around and they were just like if he dies he
dies. The game plan from Andy does
seem to be if he dies, he dies. Well, I kind of respect it, you
know, if you're going to put him out there.
Well, I think literally this is my true analysis of the
situation. I do think they built the whole
offense out of him and, and they basically just like, well, when
he was hurt, they were like, we got nothing.
Yeah. Doo Doo shit poops your
touchdown. Wow.
Good for Pat. He looks happy.
I tell you guys, that was the first name for my child that I
suggested to my wife and she shut it down just immediately.
Like there's she was like, there's no way.
No Patrick, she was like, there's no way.
I'm naming my kid after that guy.
After that guy. After that guy I would have been
sick though. All right, thirteen to seven.
Good work. Mahomes's goatee kind of makes
him look like evil Mahomes. He does.
Yeah. He looks like evil Mahomes.
Like do you guys watch Futurama? Back in Oh Evil Bender.
Evil Bender. Yeah, with the goat, with the
goatee. With the goatee, yeah.
Yeah. Man, Purdy is pumpkining today.
That was like a different era, right?
Where like I, I would have said like I didn't really watch
Futurama, but I've probably seen like 40 episodes of it, right?
You know what I mean? Yes.
That doesn't happen anymore. No, no you don't.
You, you don't. Just like in the background by
osmosis, pick up a television program.
No. Chad Chad pointing out that the
the afternoon games never shoot out.
I know the PMR today once again full like if this PMR is fool's
gold, like there can never be good PMR.
Every, like literally every good game I actually like really
need. I'm like looking at my stuff.
I actually really need Purdy. Yeah.
She's locked in. Yeah.
She knows about the PMR. She pointed right at Swift and
was like, not going to do. It can we get a well CMC?
They might. They might be playing so bad we
don't get the fake CMC points today.
That's, I mean, that really says something.
Yeah, that would be tough. God, I just like every time I
check the 49ers game on my phone, just in the little CBS
applet, it's just like, you know, they show the faces of the
people who get. And it's just every time I look,
it's just like a never ending stream of white men.
Yeah, it's like, oh, like there's a little pretty face.
We got a McCaffrey, then we got a Tongass.
We got a pure salt. Like it's just.
I wonder if if Mac Jones didn't re tear his his PCL if he would
have started today they would have said yeah pretty take a
week off. The clips they're showing of
Daniel Jones's throws, they're using like a gigantic box.
It's almost like this the the target zone for the kickoff.
Like anywhere in here, we'll do. Anywhere in here?
Yeah, and the touchdown was so terrible to give up 96 yard
drive in 2 minutes ruined to get half the football.
DJ Moore with a head of steam right there.
Yeah, but it's coming back, I think.
It's just a just a sight to see. Get it?
The burden, you know. Get us a cherry.
Give us a burden. Man, this Raiders Bears game
just stinks. Oh, oh, that was cool.
They did. They did the barrier.
Pass. Oh nice.
I I don't know how that gets ruled.
Well, they're pretty points nonetheless.
They're pretty points, but I guess Pearsall gets the
reception, CMC gets the yards. I believe they do like A.
Hook and lateral play. Yeah.
I think it's just about to come on my screen now.
Yeah, I'm about to see it. That was the the play that
Reggie Wayne popularized. That was a sweet play.
How? How does that get scored?
Do you guys know? Yeah, yeah, it's, it's Purdy
gets receiving yards, but or sorry, McCaffrey gets receiving
yards but no reception. And then whoever caught it, I
think Piersall, Piersall the reception and the initial yards
and the initial yards and then McCaffrey gets the rest of the
yards. So McCaffrey be scored with 0
receptions and like 14 receiving yards or whatever.
That's man, you know, Kelsey's going to see that later and he's
going to be like, come on, man, I could be doing that all day.
Oh. Jennings is on the board.
Thank you. And then he immediately went off
the field. Dude, I think he's just slow.
You're saying Jennings? Is guest he was.
They showed him on the sideline, bent over, catching his breath.
Yeah. What what it was his injury?
Has he not been able? I see because.
Ankle The condition. Yeah.
So we probably have been able to run so.
I think it was, I think it was a low ankle, man.
Although I've heard I heard JJ McCarthy's ankle sprain got a
little lower today. The it's like the the re
litigation of how injured JJ McCarthy is based on whatever
Carson Wentz just did on the last play.
Yeah. His, his injury was moving all
over the place. I mean it was, it was a pretty
low sprain for most of the day, but that fourth quarter started
cooking and and this sprain was getting higher and higher and
higher, but then that intentional grounding, it came
right down. Big, big play right here.
Cover 0 Spags is the best. Dude.
You, you can't. You call cover cover zero
against Lamar. He's got no chance, man.
He's got no chance. Spags knows it.
He's got him. Look at Davis.
He's starting to believe he's. Got his mojo back. 49er no drop.
The Cover 0 does seem to be working.
It gets you. I mean it.
Come on, Jennings. That was pretty bad right there,
Pete. Well, it was not a great.
Throw. All right, we need a pretty
passing touchdown. I would prefer it to be pure
Sol, but I don't really care. That should have been a Jennings
touchdown. Yeah, he's got to catch that.
I mean, it's a kind of a shitty throw, but it's definitely
catchable. Oh, Kyle cannot wait for this,
right? Oh.
Really nice route. Yeah, that throw socks.
It's like behind him. I mean you got to catch it
anyway, but first did suck. All.
Right is Kyle. Is Kyle kicking this field goal?
He wants to kick. It's so fucking he wants to.
Kick it. He really does.
Yeah, he. Really, really wants it.
You really can't. God this is so bad.
You just, you know. So one score game now Davis SO1
score. Game well and and and you know
what makes it even worse was kicking at us.
There's 43 seconds left in the half.
So if you if you go for it and miss, they have virtually never
getting score from their own 5. But with the kickoff rules now
you get a field goal, you're going to give it back to them
like with Cam little you're going to give it back to them
like 15 yards from field goal range.
So like most likely it's going to be the same difference either
way. You're just choosing 17-6 or 14
three, but you're you're giving away the chance to score a
touchdown. Yep.
Like the Jags have got to be like like like 75% chance to get
3 points against whatever shitty prevent San Fran's going to run
here and it's just going to be quick out, quick out Cam little
and 17/6. Dude Lobby is there kickoff for
Turner. It's got a real role.
I saw Sam, your white was out today.
Was that a healthy scratch or was that a actual?
Healthy scratch. Well, that's that's bullish for
Genti. You got to love coaches where
they like Zamir White so good that he's a big part of the game
plan. What was it Week 1 and Week 2
but then not good enough to even be active in Week 4.
They're trying something different, like using.
The player they took at the top? Genti, genti.
Let's go. Come on, man.
How's it? How's it?
Yes. Wow.
Let's go. We are.
So no, dude, you can't play Genti.
He played against Farmers at Boise State, dude.
No dude, he played against Farmers.
Oh man. I hope I oh I love to see it on
every. Single person who traded away
Ashton Genti for like Devonta Smith.
I hope they watch that and they go.
Oh man, he's like fucking gliding that.
Oh, and then he's beating. What a fucking run.
Oh, get off of me too small man, that rule.
God, he's. Good.
That was sick. That was so sick.
I'm actually you guys see the did you guys see the roster
watch account Just like making fun of Genti and calling him T
Rich all week. I'm going to go do some quote
tweeting. I I was about to say, I'm about
to go into my Twitter mentions for every time I've tweeted
about Gentie and start just fucking dragging people.
Wow, shooting huge kick return. 50 yard kick return.
Wow, get your playmakers the ball.
Oh, this is what? This is what all the people are
you, you think Gentie going for 25 points and a half against the
bears is impressive? Dude, it's the bears.
Oh my God. Might be people are saying it
might be Slappy Summer if Ashton Gentie's gonna have a 25 point
game. Seriously.
There we go. The Jaguars are already in field
goal range because of that Toot and kick return.
I didn't even think. About it, Ryan Thomas catch,
too. So they're gonna, they're gonna
get a field goal. Kyle, you're.
You're How could we have ever seen that coming?
Yeah, there's no way to predict this, Kyle.
Oh that was a toot and kick return.
That was nice. Yeah, yeah, he almost has it.
He got this close. Travis Kelsey got a reception
and did not immediately do something dumb with it.
Like, they're already in field goal range.
Yeah, they're down to the 26th. They might get a touchdown.
I am. Here you go.
They're down to the 13. They're literally going to get a
touchdown. Like Kyle Shannon, you're a
fucking goof. I really need some Henry on this
lineup. Wow dude that Mahomes throat of
Kelsey was like it. Was really good.
Beautiful, that was I. I'm up to Majestic. 87th in the
$33 single entry on FanDuel with five points from Purdy.
So I'd like, I'd like, I'd like for, I'd like for him to get.
A lot of garbage time. I think 'cause it's about to be
21/6. What are you at, Pat?
In the sweep. 13th. What is the top of the
leaderboard? 13th and I'm about 12 points out
of first. So.
I need to go through. The line we have on that team.
Henry, Raiders D and Genti first place has Lamar going so that's
not great, but that's it. First with Lamar.
Jeez. He he doesn't he doesn't have
Lamar stacked, it looks like. No, he's got puka too.
God damn it. Wow, and you so that's going to
be that's going to be tough. No, I don't have puka.
So that's how he's getting under. 2nd place has puka puka
so I'm sweating. I'm anti sweating puka pretty
hard. 3rd place Travis. Travis Hunter Catch.
Pat, like I can't tell you a less fun sweat than sweating
anti Yeah. Anti sweating puka.
Yeah. 4th place also has puka. Oh God, all these lines have
puka. Well, maybe.
I don't know. Like, it's hard.
It's hard to see a world of which Puka doesn't have another
8 catches for 100 yards is half, but anything's possible.
You know who's You know who's really bad today?
Hey, I actually have. I have good news for you.
He's already hit the bonus, so you don't have to wait.
You don't have. To break so I don't have to wait
for that, that's good. Yeah, he's already hit it in the
first half, so. That is good.
It's baked in. The the Jacoby Myers Industrial
Complex. It's time to start me and really
adjusting those projections. It's another puka lineup ahead
of me. Everyone, basically everyone
ahead of me has puka. So no, no.
Puka. Well, he was.
He was a good play. He was a good play, I'll admit
that. Pretty popular, as it turns out.
Yeah. Trevor Lawrence.
How's this Karen? Just take it, take it to the
house. Then I don't have to worry about
puka. Yeah, he famously is known for
60 yard. Run you're you're you're very
good at breakaway runs. I've been told it was a really
really. Good 11 yard run like an awesome
11. Yard run.
I just need Derrick Henry man. The big dog come through for me.
I don't know man, Casey looks pretty imposing today.
Too much cover 0 for me. They brought their hard hats to
work. I think they're like game plan
is like weirdly pass heavy actually.
Honestly, in a way I would not have well the.
Chiefs have a really good run D does.
That matter when you're the fucking big dog though?
Like isn't that the IT? Also hasn't been that good This.
Year, I mean it. Mattered the last.
It mattered the last two weeks. Yeah, haven't they already
allowed two top 12 running back performances?
I mean, they, has it not been good?
I mean they, they completely bottled up Hampton in week one.
They completely bottled up Saquon in Week 2.
Who did they play last week? Oh, the scataboo I guess was
successful against. Them Scataboo was quite
successful. But mostly through the air, like
he had 10, he only had 10 carries.
He he was efficient, but it was mostly like the catches that he
was getting them on. 97 step drop back from the homes there.
Man, Nostradamus over here, I said it would be 17/6 at half as
soon as he lined up for that field goal, and it's seventeen,
6 1/2. Yeah, Man, oh, man.
Come on, Come on, Pulte. Like, can we lock in a little
bit? Can we just lock in a little
bit? Maybe maybe try covering puka
this half that's. Interesting.
Luann Arumo's going to cook up something good.
Pat is this one, I was trying to find it in the live.
Context Why isn't Akua going to the locker room?
That's really cool. Yeah, actually that's.
Classic he is. Oh, Pat, like you might actually
get. You actually might get rescued.
Rescue me, draft, rescue me, dude, I can't handle anymore.
Oh my God, I thought that was Burchard.
I just tricked myself into thinking a big Burchard Smith
play happened. Who?
Who was it? Graves, Kareemont.
Yeah. That's Burchard Smith plus a
extra 30 lbs. Oh, pick that.
Oh, my God, Gets your head around Mooney.
All right, Well, got off the field.
I don't know what happened with Puka.
Like he hasn't had a touch. Oh, here it is.
They're showing it. So he was blocking Nick Cross
and then he got kind of rolled up on while he was blocking on a
run. I didn't.
Really. See anything?
That bad but I'm not sure. I mean I really hope Puka's OK
cuz I have him on like 20. Percent yeah, I've got a ton of
puka like. So.
Yeah, obviously we want Kuka to be OK.
If he if he could be like out for the rest of this game but
then 100% healthy next week, that would not upset me.
Pat, I I was trying to pull up your your, your team here and
you failed to mention the absolute fucking fever dream
that this team in first place has.
I'll pull it up on the screen here.
Dude I I thought I was like clicking on some weird contest
that wasn't the right one. It has Tommy tremble at tight
end and woody marks in the. Flats. 1. .9% tremble .6% I was
like how is this guy winning with Lamar already?
It's 'cause he's like Tommy Tremble and Woody Marks.
It's. Wild.
There's. No way to his nuts.
Naked Lamar. Isaiah Pacheco just scored a
receiving touchdown for the Kansas City Chiefs.
That's crazy. That's.
Disgusting. I mean, it's actually good for
me, like in the aggregate, but it's just still annoying.
I'd rather be Burchard. Patrick Mull.
People are saying people are saying love puka but he has no
regard for his body. I I promise you this was not
really. Yeah, that that had nothing to
do with it. He was with him.
Walking a guy and then someone landed on him like he didn't, he
didn't do anything. But I didn't I, I didn't it
didn't look like his like foot got stalker that he got like it
didn't look gruesome to me or anything.
Hey that that Mahomes double stack I refused to to swap off
of is now cashing so. There you go.
I love when stubbornness pays off.
Stubbornness. Man, I do feel.
I do feel very stupid about this Bowers thing.
Fake line. Fake line in the.
AD thing like once I saw you were doing that, I was like,
well, we're not willing to pick them today so I may as well
just. Just do whatever you want, yeah?
Should have taken Pacheco Should have taken Pacheco receiving
touchdown only. Well, what would my what would
what would the what would the true odds on Pacheco rushing
touchdown doesn't count receiving only like .95 X
multiplier. I mean shouldn't it be 9.5 XI?
Think .95 X. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, pretty bad, but they're. Calling it.
So I now see why I didn't see him get rolled up on.
They're calling it a thumb injury, yeah.
He doesn't need a thumb. If Xavier, Worthy doesn't need
his shoulder. If Xavier.
Worthy. Doesn't need his.
Shoulder, I wonder if his like, I wonder if his finger just got
kind of like bent weird 'cause he was like kind of on Cross's
helmet. I don't know that was weird.
I can't say I was watching the thumb very closely on the.
Phone. No, I wasn't either.
I thought it was his leg. I I just always assume leg if
you're like blocking and get hit but right.
Pat, was this lineup fully hand built or did you use some Sims?
I used some Sims. I'm gonna say this thing is like
mega low owned these these ownerships.
Yeah, I, I boosted basically I boost, I throw in from what I
want from the walkthrough and then I, I'm try to make sure I
have stacks of stuff that I'm like pretty high on.
Yeah. So I'll kind of like, right.
I'll kind. Of like that's basically that's
my. Portfolio.
That's basically what I do too, is I run The Sims and I'm like,
OK, but it needs to have GT and it needs to have Mahomes and it
needs to have Worthy, and as long as it meets those
qualifications and I like all the other players, then I'll
play it. No, I I don't do that.
I, I, I go into the projections and I boost up everybody I want
and then I run this, I run The Sims and then I go find lineups
like like if I wanted, I wanted a may stack, but this is I
didn't touch this. They gave me this. 8080
Mitchell. No way you got to let Jacob have
this moment. Dude, Davis, you're about to
hear the entire thing. Man.
Like I am oh baby, Oh my God, that oh man, that would have
been so much more fun if Davis didn't ruin my life.
But let's fucking. Go, Jacob.
Keep watching. Dude, AD did.
He fumble that at the end of the end zone.
I I don't know. Did he?
I'm pretty sure he fumble it out of the end of the end zone.
I really hope he didn't do that. Are you?
Kidding me bro? Dude, we're.
Doing this again. Dude.
He. They're calling it a touchdown.
Oh my God, wait till you see the slow MO on it.
Wait, I'm seeing the replay. Are you fucking kidding?
No, what the fuck, man? He fumble that out of the end
zone. Mitchell, what a fucking thing.
You've got to be fucking. That is literally the AD
Mitchell. Experience.
That's the AD Mitchell experience right there.
Well, I hit his yardage prop. Kadarius, Tony, are you kidding
me? God damn it, AD Mitchell, he's.
Literally like a fucking like he's, he's so talented.
He's just a complete moron. He's.
So talented. Man, that's crazy sick.
Shit, right? There, I don't even see how he
caught this ball. He caught it with one hand
inside the the defensive back. And then he gets away.
Like, it's so, it's like so few people on Earth can do
everything he just did, and then even fewer people would finish
it the way he did. I so AD Mitchell is on my best
DK team because Jacob told me to play him and so I'm realizing
what. That, and I was writing.
And you were right. That's really, really.
Annoying. Man, that was so.
Brutal man. Like that was such a sick play.
He's like so good that I don't like I want him off of my
football team forever, but I'm also like there's there's
something in there like he's. Definitely on the rage drop
line. Oh, you can.
Yeah. Caleb just got one of his guys
absolutely murdered. He's like a fucking idiot
savant. Like, he's just like the dumbest
person on the earth, but he has like this incredible ability to
run routes and do awesome football stuff, but he just has
nothing going on up here. Lamar fumble.
Yeah, yeah, flag, though I don't know who the flag is.
I don't know if it's on. Seems like the reaction maybe
it's on. Chiefs ball.
Chiefs ball, yeah. Yeah, Caleb, by the way, this
was like on a total third down, but he just got a Doonese like
killed. Yeah, I saw.
He like a rib shot. Back, by the way.
DraftKings don't rescue Karane dude.
It's fine, man can. We get one.
Just need Henry, man. Just need some Henry.
Just need some big dog. What?
What's wrong with this cat man? Like just lock in one time.
He literally like Jacob, he is chronically incapable of locking
in. Dude like I just, I don't
understand this guy man. Why?
OK, well, worthy chooses to not get out of bounds there.
Has Puka ever had a drop in his life?
Like he just. That's a good question, I don't
ever recall. That's crazy, yeah.
It it also I, I don't know if you guys have had this
experience with with him where you're like, if he is this good,
how was he a fifth round pick? It's great.
I don't know. Like like how was he a fifth
round pick like? I just they're.
Showing the AD play again and like I don't even understand
what he did like it wasn't like the Taylor one where he like
intentionally threw it. He just like he was talking, he
was, he was, he was trying to he's.
Trying to do this. Yeah, he was trying to to cross.
The like. The plane with like with his
arms. Why is he such a dumb ass all
the time? Like he could be, he could be
like one of the 20 best wide receivers in the NFL if he just
like he's walking a little bit. Like he's so good, he's so good.
Like This is why he doesn't play because he's always doing dumb
shit. You.
You do, You do. When he plays more, you do
immediately understand. Why is he some moron?
Yeah, like Alec Pierce would have just ran into the end zone
like an adult. Alec Pierce would have never
also made that play because. He he never would have made that
play. Yeah, he wouldn't.
Have been able to get in. Front of the IT would.
Have just been a professional incompletion, yeah.
No, that that's actually not true.
Alec Pierce. Alec Pierce for sure would have
caught the ball. Like he's awesome at that exact
thing. He just wouldn't have done the
spin mover, the yak. I'm, I'm unconvinced.
I I think that falls to the ground.
He jogs back to the. Huddle, you guys are sleep.
You guys are sleeping on Alec Pierce.
Alec Pierce is fantastic. I'm not like.
I wonder. I wonder why we're sleeping on
him. This this specific play, Alec
Pierce would. Not he was our leading receiver
last year. What I'm telling you, Jacob, is
this specific catch. Well.
Into the end zone. No.
The catch, yeah. That's like the only catch I
like Pierce makes. Like every week is like, I
don't, I don't go down field somewhere and make a contested
catch. That's like what he does.
But I don't think he was able to get the leverage on the inside
the way because Mitchell, it was like a he was able to
decelerate. I, I feel like, I feel like you
guys like, I don't know what I like.
That's what Alec Pierce brings to the team.
That's like the one thing he brings to the team is like he
wins a bunch of contested catches.
On I've I've seen him get wide open on Anthony Richardson deep
throws. That's what I've seen him do.
I've not actually seen him do a lot of contested catch.
The one that he got in missing 2 against the Broncos, Jones threw
like a 50 yard bomb and was like deeply under thrown and he like
adjusted and caught it over the defender.
OK. I think he must, and then he you
have to be a Colts fan to appreciate Alex.
That's. That's legitimately true, that.
Is true. Oh man.
That that is like, it's so true because the gap in how Colts
fans feel about Pierce versus how the fantasy community feels
about Pierce, like have to be 1 of the wider gaps.
Yeah, Like for the fantasy community, he's just like this
really annoying guy who you're upset anytime he catches the.
Fat, that is what he. Is I love.
I love Alec. He's basically like Rams 22 or
Colts 22. Atwell.
They're just like, yeah. Yeah.
Well, we did get another three and out, so at least we are
still in this game. But or well, I guess we gave him
a catch and then got a stop. But like, I just oh man, like AD
it's just he he wins so many routes.
He's an unbelievable Roadrunner. He's so dangerous after the
catch. But like for a guy who has
played so little snaps, he has an incredible highlight reel of
the massery. Like he fucking threw a pick six
last year and didn't care about. It he was sort of like.
Didn't care about it. Didn't care about it.
I thought it was funny and. Then like, yeah.
It's about the playoffs and he's like, what are you talking
about? I said playoffs dude, why are
you talking about the playoffs? I like they He makes the best
play of his career today. And then it's just like, yeah,
I'll start taunting at the five and just.
Lose the ball. Man, but you got to put them up.
You got to put them back out there cuz like, who else is
making that play? Not Ashton Doolan, all right.
All right, Javis, we need our legs of the pick em to get going
here. But Bowers is not going to get
there, so if you guys can find a buyout.
Should we hope that he gets hurt and get rescued?
Rescue us, dude. Yeah.
We didn't even do our. Halftimes.
And they're like, why should we rescue?
We were too bullish on his return.
Let's let's cook a let's cook a halftime one here real quick.
We. Yeah, we're.
We're past half in like in like 3 of the four games but.
We can do Raiders halftime. I think that we should do a
doonsay yards he. Doesn't even have a catch yet,
right? And I think we should.
I think we should double up on Henry Crane.
What do you think about that? I'm down.
Oh, a doonsay has. Got a negative game script?
A Doomsay would need 32 yards in the second-half.
Is that? Super super negative.
They're down by 13. Chiefs, Chiefs get the ball.
Back what's I mean, what's what's Puka's yardage show a
lot. He's like looks unstoppable.
I don't want to I'm I'd like to wear enough airing on the power
sheet. I don't want to read for.
Puka his His current line on UD is 165 1/2 or one.
No, this isn't. This is insane.
He's a 1.1 now. Reception's eight.
He only needs 3 receptions. He's totally.
There, I promise you, he's. All right, fine.
That's a glitch. It's like Davis.
You like? Rome.
Rome Yards. OK, 'cause I mean, every puka
reception is like a hand off. Like they're just, it's like,
couldn't be more automatic. Jacob, do you have a a Colts?
Well, the Puka 1 was the main one.
What's the odds on 80 Mitchell fumbling through the back of the
end zone again? I was looking to see if he would
be bench but he's not. He's out there, so you don't
want to bet his lower. You want to do?
I'm trying to think if there's anything more fun with G&T.
Those are pretty big numbers though.
CMCCMC receptions is 4 1/2 right now and they're down.
Let's do that. I like that I can do that.
All right, let's just do this. Three legger here, 6 point.
Six. Yeah, that works for me.
All right, so Puka needs to get 3 receptions, Rome needs to get
what is that 31 yards, and CMC needs to catch 4 balls easy.
Throw in the private, yeah. I feel like this one's going to
get me even on the day. How?
Much are you getting down on it? $100 It's also funny I'm I am
legitimately out of sight credits on underdog.
All the money in my account is just real U.S. dollars I could
withdraw at any time so it does make me think twice.
Oh, this guy. Oh my God, dude.
This guy D Latomski in the chat, he's a pretty good VR player,
but he is like literally the world's number one Xavier Worthy
hater and Alec Pierce truther. This is his favorite.
Fun fact, he probably said this in my stream 20 times this
offseason that Alec Pierce had more yards than Xavier Worthy
last year. Get get Alec Pierce Razz God,
can I see this having? Brutal third down drop.
Damon's slipping away. Fuck Mitchell, like God we had
all the momentum. That really was we're so back.
It's so over, like tight, like just incredible.
Just so it's never happened so fast.
I. Just man, he's a frustrating
person. We were talking about Woody
Marks earlier, so there's that high stakes league that I was in
that Liam was like also in and just hate just shitting on my
team the entire time. My team was so bad I had to
start Woody Marks today. Oh, I started Woody Marks.
Yeah, I started. I started Woody Marks in a vein
today and it was. Awesome, that's the best
feeling. The spots start to go nuclear.
I've been starting Tracy. And then he got, yeah, same.
I've been starting Tracy. I brought in Woody off the pine
and look at that. There was a year there was a
spot start so that we didn't even have it.
It was, I think it was Sean and Blair Spot started Malcolm Brown
in Week 1, the week he went like absolutely nuts.
The two touchdown week. The two touchdowns owned like
true 0RB team and I was just like that's so sick.
Like they they got tons of running back.
Points. Wasn't that the team that they
had finished way high that they drafted their first running back
in like the 13th round? It was like 19 Hinds was like
their first running back or. Something I think that's right.
I think that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they just like, crushed out of the gate.
Let's let's cook up one for the game tonight cuz I have one I
have one pick I love for this game tonight.
OK, I like can permission to slide your honor Permission
granted. Yeah whatever.
Whatever you personally are comfortable with on Matthew
Golden. I was already typing his name
You. Know how Andy, but I wanted to
start him over Pickens on one of our teams.
I couldn't be more all in on Golden tonight.
I've I've slid him on my. End Do you like longest
reception or receiving yards? Well, I think both are good.
I with Reeves, I slid him up to I think 30.
Well, we did. We did 99 1/2 and then I think
longest reception like 39 1/2 or something.
What do we? Slide him up to like 150 and
then just take Javante down to like 22 yards.
That is Crane. I've done that on Underdog more
times than I could count. The the the Super, the Super
slider up and the Super slider down.
Yeah, I gotta say, I like, I just, I'm betting that 8.47 X
119 1/2 I, I like the look of that, yeah.
Does look pretty nice. That seems like a big add to the
slip to me. What?
What do we want on the Dallas side?
What's? Ferguson's line at.
What's what's Aubrey at? Man, that's a pretty big line
there. 6 1/2 reception. Oh yeah, I don't. 8/8 and 1/2
targets might be good. Yeah, I mean, I think that's a
fair line. I get why it's that high dude.
They basically have an 80 Mitchell Cam on this broadcast
now. Like the only thing that's
showing I know other than the field is 80 Mitchell.
It's demoralizing, man. You can do.
Kook has already got one for us on the first first play.
The Rams he does. He made that pick up.
What about Javonte not to score a touchdown?
What does that pay? .78 X.
OK, so that's that's like the least satisfying barrier only
goes absolutely nuclear. Javonte doesn't score.
It's only 19 X. We could do.
We could do what? About a Pickens slide, just play
that. I mean, we could do that or I'm
not. What about?
I don't, yeah. What about Turpin's 6.85 fantasy
points? Turpin would be a good slide.
Turpin's actually an interesting one.
Yeah, I think they might use him more in this game because
because of the passwords. What do you think the odds?
What do you, what do you, what do you like of Oh, Jane Blue
active, probably low. I wish I could add that into my.
Should we add it so we can get rescued?
Rescue us, dude. He's inactive again, He's
inactive. All right, what do we do?
Do we like? So if you do Golden to 120 and
Turpin to 40. Five, that's 30 and the defense
is showing up. Come on offense, like let's help
them out. Complimentary football.
All right, I'm in on this one, Pat.
What are we doing? Turp Do we like Turpin to 45
yards? Yeah, that's what I did.
Wait. Are we are we is this is this
just receiving or rushing and receiving cuz Turpin will get.
Carried. Oh, that's a good.
That's a good call all. Right, My, my hot take is now
that Turpin has to play real running back or real wide
receiver, the the gimmicky stuff is done and we're going to get
more. And that's why there's a chance
for Jaden Blue to be active. Thoughts on that cope?
Think we should pretend like
Davis didn't say anything? And go back to what we were
going to do before that. Yeah.
Thoughts on that? Cope on that.
Cope. That's the best I could do for
the Jayden Blue people, which I am one.
This is we don't get a slide, but this is also a good
suggestion. You could just do Turpin fantasy
points. It's not even that much lower.
6.85 Sure. I'm fine with that.
That gives us A25X. All right, there you go.
That's a lot of outs. This is this is how we get even
today. I would like some McManus.
Big Jennings reception. Nice Jennings.
There's fantasy points. There we go.
Tarp, Tarp, tarp. Who has the highest fantasy
score today? Hampton.
Dijon were close. Right.
Yeah, that was actually used. Gente though he might get there.
Be nice. No dude, he played against
farmers. He can't.
Can't possibly be good. To be fair, the the bears are
basically farmers. Yeah, there's like that's it.
That's like playing Bowling Green State University.
Pat, can I get a Can I get a temperature check on Isaiah Bond
nuking fanon? Well, Tillman got hurt.
Yeah, I'm. I'm tilting it though.
I know. I think the tilt's over, right?
We're back to 12. Are we?
I I need you're, you're look, you're the guy who knows I need
you to tell me. Yeah.
I think we need, we need better quarterback play because the
quarterback play's been and. We need him to stop having two
catches per game taken back for holding.
Yeah, that would also be helpful.
He has at least 5 receptions. I was going to say, it does
feel, it does feel like he leads fantasy football in plays called
back. Via Batley I I tweeted that
today I said Harold Fannon must be leading the NFL in nullified
receptions by family. It's very doping.
I stole it from your tweet, dude.
I stole. It you stole it, you stole it
from me. Oh man, we got, you know what we
got to do this drive is we got to establish the run.
We got to. How does Brock Powers only have
5 yards? Well, because he has a bionic
legs on. Jesus.
Powers 57 1/2 I'm fucking dead immediately like.
We we cash out at 10 1/2 right now.
Really. I literally saw him get 1 and I
was just like no it's not happening.
Oh, that was almost a disaster. My God, it was this.
Is starting to look like the third.
Pierce All's in the. Indiana Jones movie.
Like that? One very good one.
Well, why didn't we just run the ball man?
Like let's we have Jonathan Taylor.
Why are we doing this goofy shit?
Just hand the ball off, get an eye formation and play like
grown-ups. Things always look dark in the
Indiana Jones movies. And then he inexplicably gets
his way out of it. Does Indiana Jones have any
sidekicks that's. True.
Do really dumb things like fumble the ball, the one inch
line in the way. Of his quest the the the blonde
woman in the second movie is like the worst.
Well, doesn't she? Doesn't she betray him?
Yes. Spoilers for Indiana Jones.
Sorry. Spoilers for for Temple of Doom.
Spoilers for a movie that was made, produced and had been out
for a decade when I was born. I.
Hope there was at least one person was like come on.
Come on, that's been on my life. Forever.
Purdy is so brutal that he can't even complete fullback flat.
That's not that's not Purdy's fault.
This he he was right on his hands.
Also, Brian Robinson junior is. Man, Ashton Doolan, what a
fucking gunner. Dude.
That guy's unreal. Dude, no one appreciates Ashton
Doolan. This is the.
Only. Understand.
Nobody understands what he brings to the special teams
unit. That was like one of the
greatest coverage plays you'll see all year.
A really a really funny thing I'm noticing double.
Coverage knife's in there. It's.
Perfect. Oh my God Gino, you suck so bad.
That was that was inexcusable. That's the first play of the
third quarter. This dude he he sat in the
locker room during. It's not oh oh, it's DMC.
Oh my God. CMC receiving touchdown.
There's been a guy in the chat for the last two hours.
He. Examined in the medical tent,
according to Adam Schefter. Who is?
Pure Sol. Yikes.
There's been a guy in chat for an hour saying how sharp he is
to full fade CMC. Well, that's that did not work
out. Dude, I don't think he's going
to be commenting anymore. Have to be on this show, no?
You make a sound like that. We got to stand by our pickups
like Brock Pretty. Higher than 18. .15 Fantasy.
Points. Actually, he's.
What's he up that one? That one might have happened.
I'm up. I'm up into the 50s on FanDuel
now. I think you're worried about the
wrong Brock there. Pete.
Yeah. Only one of them has a big cock
today. Yeah.
Oh my, what was what?
A Jennings? Oh, were they all?
So it was, it was, it was Brock. No, Jennings just hurt his
shoulder. Oh Jesus man, how many injuries
can? One guy, oh, he hurt his.
Ribs, I think. Oh my God, that was a.
Crack. He, like, broke some ribs, yeah.
Dude, like literally. How many injuries can a person's
vein? Back for a month dude.
That's what I'm saying though, man.
Like Shanahan never protects his guys.
He like never ever. Ever protects his guys.
I mean another poop attached by the way.
So we're we're one away on that. But he was stopped short of the
first down marker. Jennings, I think now has like
an injury to every part. Of his body, dude, he's like the
operation. Guy like, it's just like, yeah,
like he had, he had a, he had a calf.
Injury and then he had an ankle injury and he had.
A shoulder injury. And now he's got a rib.
Injury not great. Did you ever have a much of A
history of injuries before this I.
Can't remember it I. I just like Jennings.
He never played. How could how could you be
injured when you're not playing? Man.
Like. Do you like Juan Jennings, man?
Like you don't have like they screwed you on the contract shit
like you don't have to give. Yourself this.
Team. Man, like I know like you, like
he's out there playing like completely fucking broken.
And he just. Gets absolutely.
Sacrificed himself to make that catch like you don't owe that to
these bombs. So this Chad powers thing that
we're going to have to have as part of our.
Our lives now. What's that?
The plot of this stupid show is that he's a disgraced college.
Quarterback like the Glen. Powell thing.
It's Glen Powell. Glen Powell's 37 years old.
So like, not only do we have to do.
Have to be part of my life. I I don't.
Know it's like it's some dumb. Sketch that Eli Manning did.
And now they're casting a 30. 7 year old actor to play.
Like a college quarterback. But like, we don't have to watch
it, do we? Yeah.
I don't think Pat. No one is.
I've seen so many promos. For this.
I I it's like it's. Nonstick because I've got the
four games and I've seen the ads.
Is it your quad box is just 4? Different.
Chad Powers. It's just 4 Chad Powers ads.
Give me a break. I mean, Crane, I'm going to be
real with you. I've not seen a.
Promotion for this yet? Dude.
This is this is cracking me up. So I just was.
Googling. It as Pat was talking about it.
And I went over to Google. Images.
And this article is Glenn. Powell is unrecognizable in
Hulu's Chad powers first look and it's too side by side.
It just like looks exactly like Glenn Powell would just slightly
lug her hair but unrecognizable. So dumb dude.
I. Just.
Passed Glenn Powell on the street and I didn't even
realize. Because he was.
Chad Powers. Oh God, oh man.
Ron Stewart. I'm just reading AD.
Mitchell tweets now from from friends and family.
We got Ron Stewart saying. AD Mitchell's first.
Team all shocked at a fool. Haven't seen someone this
prolific since JA Vale McGee we got Hayden Winks.
If we had to guess any wide receiver to do this, he would be
one of the first guests. Yes, it's like Jonathan Mingo
and then AD Mitchell. He's got a chance to to redeem
himself. The The Colts defense has gotten
4 consecutive. Stops in the second-half like
they're playing out of their minds right now.
Luann Arumo cooking up a game plan.
All right, so the Chiefs are so confident in Xavier.
Worthy's shoulder. That they're giving him carries
now. They saw how well that worked
for CD Lamb and the Cowboys, and he said we want to do that
ourselves. Yeah, we don't, We don't we we
don't want that. We don't want that.
I think even the even the people in my Menchie's.
All week who were like. You're overreacting.
To your bag. They don't even.
They don't even want. It soccer Dave will probably be
into the chat. That is going on board for that
every week. That's good.
David like gets his. Kids to bed and like goes with
his wife. He's like you guys, excited for
the new Chad. Powers Episode.
He's like, you believe this is Glen Powell.
It looks nothing like it. Unrecognizable.
Oh man, laughter is the best medicine.
The next best medicine. A Doomsday A.
Single Brock Bowers target a. Single Brock Bowers reception.
That's one target bro. A doomsday had a catch.
Dank. How many?
Do you run football? Run the ball.
Let's go. We need him to get to 46 1/2
receiving yards. And what was that?
Another 10 we got an all caps roam.
I don't. I think that's, I think Steph's
just reacted to this the. Single catch, it's the Yeah.
Yeah, it's just the one catch. That is, I believe, catch #2 for
the day. We need some Raiders.
Garbage time. With a quickness, we do.
Totally garbage time. We need them to be down 40.
Points. I think for.
Bowers to get there, Tylenol in a toot and Teddy.
'S also a good cocktail of drugs.
Another chat I'm watching another Chad powers man.
I'm telling you there it's non-stop.
It's non-stop Lawrence interception.
Oh, all right, we have a good chance for Purdy here.
Oh yeah, for the original throw. I haven't.
Honestly, I haven't thought once about Bernie's.
Fantasy points because of his powers.
I was like, there's no point. I haven't, I haven't.
I haven't cared at all. I haven't cared since Davis put
it in the chat. It never.
I am looking for it because it is funny if Davis is the only
leg not to win. And so it was.
Like literally in the chat like as.
Soon as I saw it in the chat, I was just so dejected.
Like I was just like, that was no harm.
And then guilt just ran out of bounds and then tucked it away
like. The Davis said Pat.
'S Derrick Henry. With a skull emoji in the David?
I didn't see that. Yeah.
You got I hit it with the skull emoji because the rest of ours
are like neutral to good for our.
Overall bags and Pat's. Just like fuck your.
Bags, dude. Yeah, Davis.
Dude cares about our bags. We're trying to win pickams on a
Do you know what? Davis now.
That we know the. Real truth.
Pat knew he needed Henry in the late game.
I was playing Henry Power. Suite.
So he wanted to align his own rooting interests.
Well, that's that's true. But Henry was a Henry was.
A guy at his. Actually had a chance to hit.
So what Doomsay? All right, here we go, Rome.
Rome there. We go.
Nice. The the Trevor interception, by
the way, is called back for DPI, so Jacksonville stole the.
Ball dude. Silky.
So are we over on that one? Yeah.
Let me pull it up, Rome. I think we are.
Yeah, that hit so. We need what a.
Couple of CMC catches and I think we need one more puka
catch, one more puka catch and. Three more Mccaffreys.
OK. All right.
So we need, we need the. We need the.
Jags to score on this drive and ideally.
Score fast. And get it back to two
possession lead and then they can.
Just check it down. I mean, the 49ers have no
receivers. Pure Saul's hurt.
Jennings has hurt. Like I think someone said,
someone said that pure Saul is like not serious.
OK. Well, in in any case, like
whether they come back or don't come back like they're clearly.
Not their best. Selves at the moment they're
like both dealing with in game injuries and pre-existing
injuries. Pacheco just had a 12 yard rush.
Pacheco. I am worthy.
I'm. Holding my breath, I'm.
Holding my every. Time he touches the ball,
Worthy's. Having a great game.
It's almost like he's good. It's I just, I don't, I want to
put it out there. Oh, try it, I have a great
speech. You can't, David.
It's almost like he's good after.
All that he. Is he is no ones denying that
Davis you no, they all denied it here.
They all denied that he's good. No, this is just like it's not
even moving the goal posts. It's like putting them in
another Galaxy. Like what have we been talking?
About You've been ship posting about David Worthy for weeks.
You capitulate on Worthy like immediately and like repeatedly.
This is why you never capitulate Davis.
Well, my best team on DraftKings.
You. Painted yourself.
You've painted yourself. Into a corner my my best team.
Has worthy on DraftKings, so I will.
Take it what you say and. What you do are just so
different because no one cares what.
You do, unless you actually win. So you can get away with
whatever and what you actually do, but what?
People remember, is what you said.
There's no downside to saying Worthy sucks and is going to get
hurt because that's just what everyone expects.
There's a lot of downside. We can't take it anymore.
Irrigate from you. Yeah.
Davis, you're looking at the downside, buddy.
Oh, she's touchdown who got it. Worthy's not on the field.
Yes, he is. No, it was.
It was Taekwon. He was.
He was on the bottom. Of the screen though.
He was out. I I have.
AI have a Taekwon Mahomes team in BR.
Well, actually. Man, did she sort of like lay in
the wood of the Ravens. Ravens are going to be 1 and
three. Yeah.
Can we talk about what the hell happened?
To Tyler Warren Tyler, where did or Jacob?
Where did he go? He's on the field right now.
I'm looking at him. He he plays the game the right
way. So he was just so.
Disgusted at 80 Mitchell. He's just protesting now.
They have been using it more in pass protection because the Rams
were just like pulverizing our online.
So he's, he's been. Staying in the block a little.
Bit dude, Gino's Mahomes. Yeah, Gino did just get a
clutch. Afton dueling conversion here on
3rd down. So they've.
Decided to let the adults play for the.
Indianapolis Colts now. I might.
Fuck around and advance more than 11 teams in the best
Romanians here. Still nothing good in VR though.
The same crazy team is still winning Pete.
I know man. I bet he's about to get haunted
down by puka though now. Lu Lu Ann Rumo has solved it.
He solved it. Do you, did you see that?
The team that's hunting. Him down is the soccer Liam X.
Username OH. Speak of speak of the devil and
oh, that's yeah, Warren. Speak of the devil, and he
shall. Appear No.
Is there anything that you do care about that I can spoil?
As retribution. No, I'm I'm dead inside man.
You could spoil I'm on like the. Huge Warren play OK if we
fucking. Throw this ball.
One time from the 2 yard line I'm gonna lose it.
This needs to be four straight, right?
Into 28's fucking gut Jacob you you could spoil who the murderer
is in Hercule Poirot novels. I'm.
Making my way through those right now.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna look it up and I'm gonna, I'm gonna devote
my, I'm gonna devote my life to reading them all as you.
Can if you say one more fast thing?
About this game. Dances burst through for 12
yards. Here you go.
Jacob, just like you were hoping for.
Oh man, please. Just four in a row, four in a.
Row. Oh no, we're we're passing.
And look at. That Pitman Oh is the flag
pretty good. It's a flag for.
We're happy. Does anyone Does anyone have
eyes? On.
It looks like. It's on them.
Yeah, everybody. 'S happy stand rating.
That's a pretty good sign. Has anyone seen an?
Update on Kim Charles's. Knee on whose?
On whose yourself? 'S knee, Ricky Charles's knee.
I just thought rap just said questionable to return.
That's it. OK, yeah, they have the ball.
Back. Right now so.
I'm up to 8th in the victory formation with Mahomes and.
Warren and Adams I can. Spoil how that's going to go for
you if you'd like. I'd love to.
I actually. I actually hate.
Sweating games honestly like having.
Having good teams is such is so uncomfortable for me.
I actually hate it. That was good.
GT just got the bonus. Dude, like how are we winning
this game? Like God, AD Mitchell would have
just We'd be clobbering these Rams.
GT let's go. Man, people were I, I, I got to
go pull up some of my YouTube comments and find the people
what they were trading. GT for it's got to be so
embarrassing. It, it is like, dude, people
were like, people were like, I'm trading GT for Javonte.
Like. Just like they're just giving up
on their season. Rage winning the entire.
Season Purdy. Just threw an interception that.
I I mean my God, I don't even have words for this.
Is this Bowers? This is Bowers bro.
This Max Crosby that's. Like how many yards is that?
Oh, 19. 19. OK.
We're like, OK. There almost.
I I'm. Oh, I'm about to see the Purdy
pick. What was he looking at there?
Oh, Jennings was the. Target, he's playing.
He was the target, I think. I think it got hit.
It had to have been hit, but like if it even if it wasn't
hit, that was like. A no hopper that was a triple
coverage. There you go, someone in chat
just said. My buddy just got genti for
Javonte. People were.
Rage quitting their fantasy seasons.
They were just powerful. Yeah.
Like you can see with Bowers like he, he did not look smooth
running there like he's. He was able.
To kind of make it work. But like he's definitely
compromised, which I think is like obviously bad for like
right now, but it's it's good long term for Bowers.
If this annoying start is just because he's hurt, which as far
as like the injury doctors I saw when he first got hurt, they
said it'd be like within two to four weeks he'd be back to
Deepak. Jonah had him as a buy low for
the like over the next couple weeks.
This is a buy low window. That's how he had.
It and I mean I think we're going to get a very easy signal
on when it's going to turn, which is when they announced
he's no longer playing with a brace and then.
Sounds better? Well, except and sometimes.
Don't these guys keep the brace on just to avoid?
To to keep stability. Ah, maybe, but I don't know he I
don't. He doesn't seem to be enjoying.
The brace. Well, I'm also not enjoying the
brace personally. Now even gets so wide open
sometimes. It seems like it must be an
interception that's about to be thrown, man.
I'll tell you what else I'm not. Enjoying like this Ed Mitchell.
Play is like so tainted this Colts game that like even
though. We're leading right now.
All I can think of is that we should be up by 11.
Yeah. Until this game ends and we've
won, I'm just going to be like, unable to get past that play.
Like it was just such a tilting play.
Crane, you are. You are.
I've never. I've always wondered why I feel
so. Ambivalent about Bateman, and it
is because he he looks like a defensive back intercepting the
ball that that's what it looks like.
That's what it looks like. He comes back to the ball.
Let's. Go.
Oh. There you go, I didn't spoil.
I didn't spoil that one. I got that one.
You Jacob. Oh, thank you, Davis.
Another. Another player we do like also
just fumble the ball. Hunter and Stafford simultaneous
fumbles. Or are we blaming it on Kyron?
Tooten recovered or Laquint Allen recovered.
It. Dude, Laquint Allen is like.
The exact kind of guy who recovers the.
Teammates fumble, correct? By the way, can I?
Can I, can I just say like nothing as a Colts fan and as a
Kyron Williams? Hater.
Hard to think of something that brings me more joy than a Kyron
Williams fumble to the Colts, even though it's going to be
credited to Stafford. But Henry marrying it down
inside the 10 and getting off the field, you'd love to see
that. Nice, thanks.
Bud, thanks. Bud back for.
The sideline please. Thanks for your service.
Why? How many scrimmage hairs on CF2?
Why is DJ Giddens in the game right now?
Warren down to the 40 this. Flag Vegas is in the red zone.
Please like go to the sideline. Buddy, you're not marching into,
it'd be. Fun.
Pass interference. Offense, what do we do?
They said. Warren.
No, Warren. Didn't commit pass interference.
The Ravens. Are getting fucking dog walked
yeah the. Ravens look like shit.
Yeah. What is going on with this?
They're they're like. Institutional memory of failing
at Arrowhead is kicking in. Man, that Pi calls my favorite.
Got a Bowers? Like would it kill them to give
us a Brock Bowers? Touchdown here.
They just gave Raheem Moser to rush.
So maybe that's not really what I was hoping to see.
Yeah, I know. I want.
Wow, they kicked. They kicked the field.
Goal that's. It That's got to be a terrible.
Field goal in all the. Models.
Well, I have Tyler. Loop on my main team with.
Jesse, baby. Wow.
Let's. Go Pat we to go buddy.
What do you have? To go I fell all the way down to
44th, so now let's see how far back up our.
Climb now they're coming way back.
All right, just updated and I am up to 24th.
Puka man, puka, making my life hard.
Huka has not done much in the second-half at least he only has
what, 2 catches? So I'm at 180.
One and the top line UPS now, but the 1190. 5 so.
That really just kind of kept me in the hunt.
I need, I need Derrick Henry because I lost points on the
Raiders D as part of it. Gentius 30 fantasy points.
It's crazy. Yeah, 48%.
Draft percentage in the BR. This week I think I wow.
So I have I have 25% that means I have like 2.
X leverage on the field. God, give me a winner please.
I don't have anything that looks like good.
Trapped it too much. Derrick Henry is soccer Liam
related. To chess, Liam, I'd like to know
what. Promo code that user used to
deposit Alexa. That's a microphone.
All right, Wow. Gallon.
From ETR is in first now.
Oh. Nice.
In which contest in the main BR? Oh yeah.
You're right. He's.
GSD. Nice pull this off the guy.
First place in the Power Sweep's name.
Is I'd love to win. Well, he might get his wish.
Oh yeah, this, this team is sick.
Allen, Bucky GT Puka Almond Raw Warren.
Which of? The power sweeps, is it Pat that
you're sweating like the big one?
Yeah. Nice.
Yeah. This team is filthy.
Yeah. That team's really good.
I just checked I I I have a like a very.
Hopeless lineup in the. 200. K Power.
Suite like for the one with 50K to 1st, the guy who's currently
in first place has Gino at quarterback.
Like imagine Oh my God like imagine being first place the
power suite but you have Gino Smith throwing like 17
interceptions. Like I can't imagine the mental
oh this is so bad. That could have that would have
got that would have been our pretty.
Points. What?
What just happened? Oh, it's like an insane drop.
On a crossword. From Kenny Kenny Bourne.
So I have I have this. I have a.
One V1 versus. This team in first.
This is classic. Saint Brown versus.
Brian Thomas, Junior. Oh no, I wonder.
I wonder. Who wins that one V1?
Why? Can't I win?
Yeah. Wait.
What just happened? Parker, WA.
Scored touchdown like. On a tick return.
Whoa, you're. On a punt return.
On a punt, Yeah, must have been on a punt.
Return. Wow, get the ball back to Purdy,
dude. Yeah, that's actually sweet
we're gonna get. Our CMC caches like that's.
A dream scenario. That is a dream scenar.
Unless there's anyone in. Your power suite with Jags D
Jags D was popular. On FanDuel.
Actually, I know they were. They were a.
Good spend, low option. Pat has a new product that leg
up. It's called Sidekick.
She'll make cakes for you, sidekick.
Sidekids here, we're all getting them.
I love sidekid. Wow.
Parker Washington, What do you think?
Sidekid. Yeah, Sidekids.
Rebooting Kareem Hunt, is he OK? He sucks, but he.
Does have to be like literally the greatest short yardage
runner in the NFL. He honestly.
Has like AI think he has like a 56 or something percent success
rate. He's like running back two in
the league. Right now I I just feel like
every 3rd and two, they just get it every time.
Yeah, this is actually like an. Incredible punt return from
Parker WA like he he made like. Four guys miss and then.
Just zipped away from the last guy.
Also held the ball all the way through the goal line, right up
against his chest. He was not dicking around.
A.J. Brown just posted song lyrics on
Twitter. It said If you're not welcomed,
not. Listen to quietly withdraw,
don't make a scene. Shrug your shoulders and be on
your way. The enemy The enemy speaks
kindly and carries a knife. If you're not.
Welcomed. Not listen to quietly withdraw.
Don't. Make a scene, Shrug your
shoulders. And be on your way.
I wonder what you I think you could you could report that as
A.J. Brown has requested a.
Trait. Yes.
My God A.J. Brown going through a break up
we just hit. Our puka prop.
That was the third catch. So beautiful.
All right, CMC. CMC now that Puka's hit his, now
that it he just caught another one.
Oh boy. No need.
No need for that. We don't need any.
I'm just going to say we don't need any more now that.
We've yeah, we're good, bud. Don't need to.
Drop me down to. 90th place please no I that might have
been. The one that you saw, was it OK?
The last catch The last catch I saw was Colby Parkinson.
Oh, good. OK, yeah, me too.
All right, so we need the the CMCPPR scam.
The the Chiefs are about to put the the nail in.
My God, we're getting Parkinsoned.
Who is 80? Oh, that's could.
You could you imagine who've ever scored?
Touchdowns. Oh, she just dropped.
Unbelievable. Come.
On Oh Dude. Juju's cooking.
Everyone is just cooking, dude. The Chiefs, like, are they back?
They just turns out they just needed one.
Above average wide receiver and that's.
The whole straw that stirred the drink, Yeah.
Maybe even just one above average wide receiver.
Can't lift his arms above his head.
They're they're PROE given. Like they've been winning this
game by two touchdowns the whole time and have like a 70% pass
rate their PR must. Be insane today, Hollywood.
No, for the Marcus Robinson. The Marcus Robinson?
Yeah, it's D Robin. It's a nice catch.
Oh. No, it's Davis Allen.
He took a hit. Oh oh.
Oh, he got up. Was worthy.
He got he.
Got like, he got like actually tackled that time.
Holding on the offense. McCaffrey catch.
All right. Let's go Nice.
We need how many more now, 3222? Two more.
Yeah, baby.
Now I think we actually, oh, fumble.
I'll bet he got it back. Does that count as 2 catches?
Yeah, so they've put. Ward has been covering puka more
in the second-half I think is why they have been a little.
Bit more successful at defense if I get if I get a.
Per is Pierce. All been back in or is he out I
haven't seen. Him back I haven't.
Seen him, I've got one game on OK, I'm up to. 26 Who's 80?
8 The whole it's. Not Pierce all, is it?
No Pierce all. No one one.
OK. Oh, Xavier.
Howard is so bad. It's is tongas. 888 yeah, I
think that's right. Oh my God, Mahomes.
Holy shit, no, you can't do that.
You went all the way past. Yeah.
Tongas is 80. Are you, are you not allowed to
go? Back you.
Can't go back. It's not allowed this.
Is the greatest I love. This guy, he's fucking nuts.
I I was like, oh, if you go back.
It's well, it's allowed. Why wouldn't?
It be you just because. Mahomes did it.
You're like, oh, that, That's cool.
I didn't know what sounds like. Well, I assumed.
I assumed if he did. It, it was a lot, you know what
I mean? Like.
He wouldn't he wouldn't he like if Brock.
If if Trevor Mahomes is allowed to go back, Mahomes is allowed
to go. Back like if.
Trevor Lawrence did that. I'd be like, well, obviously
that's the. Dumbest thing a quarterback?
'S ever done but if? Mahomes did it.
I'm like, well, like. He's like a full yard and 1/2
with all parts of his body pass the line and then he's like,
what if I just go? Back what?
If I. Just it's like never going back.
He's. Like he can hit.
No, no, no, he can hit. I know it seems like.
He should be able to hit at the. Party, but he can hit.
Like I feel like it's like Schrodinger's line of scrimmage.
Like it's like you are, you are both across the line.
Of scrimmage, but if you're. You know, like if you're back
behind the line of scrimmage when you throw, I think we've
reached the end of the. Schrodinger's.
Comparisons that we've found. This is not a.
Quantum issue Another another juju screen.
Dude, let me go back. Behind the line of scrimmage ref
every every every juju screen I I kind of support because it
just makes me dream of Rishi Rice in 2 weeks.
Yeah, man. Wow.
Three. Only two weeks.
Only two weeks, 3, three weeks. Well, he's going to miss.
He's going to miss 2. More games, yeah, Yeah.
But like every time I see Juju, I'm like you can.
Just take that cash. You can add another 3 yards.
To it and then I get those. Points from Rishi Rice.
All right. The Raiders have the ball in
this action. The Raiders.
Have the ball their own one. Is that a pick?
Oh. No, he didn't.
He didn't get it. This.
Colts. Rams game has overtime written
all over. It Yeah.
Pete like Pete. Pete.
I'm sorry, Jacob. People just want more Jacob.
So it's it's really a compliment when I say that.
Why? You know, you know what?
You know how it wouldn't have had overtime written all over it
if a Mitchell just. Walked into the Mitchell just
locked. In for 5 minutes, not even 5.
Minutes. What in the world was that play?
Oh man. Are you in the victory
formation, Pete? I think so, yeah.
All right, I'm. In 3rd.
Here, let me pull it up. Jacob, I have a.
I've been working on a screenplay.
Can I? Pitch to you.
Oh, let's hear it so it. Involves A maligned receiver.
Who commits? Commits kind of a a back
breaking mistake to the point that his team kind of no longer
wants him around and to get back in in his coaches good graces he
disguises himself as Alec Pierce.
Critics are. Saying he's truly
unrecognizable. Oh man.
Oh, Pooka. Actually might be hurt.
No, he's OK. Oh, really bad.
Really. Bad. 3rd.
Down play Wow, Davis. For Mahomes to not get pushed in
this game is crazy. It was a nice team, third and 13
and they call a wide receiver screen.
Pass and it's still going to be fourth and one because Pook well
to. Dog.
Here's the game right here 4th and two.
They're going for it at the 10 yard line.
Too good, too good. All right, I probably.
Won't I? Probably.
I probably won't be in 3rd anymore.
Oh. My God.
Sorry, too many Pooka teams. It's.
Going to be rough. Oh, I'm up.
To 15th on FanDuel though. Well.
Pat, at least you're not the most upset.
Person on the stream about that touchdown.
You're probably pretty. Close.
I'd be more upset if Henry was doing anything.
Like it's like tough to get too upset when the piece that I need
to actually win is just bombing. Oh my God, dude, like Puka is
unbelievable. Who is who is in coverage on
that? So he's.
He's one-on-one. And press against, yeah, Xavier
and Howard. I like, I mean, Xavier Howard
having to cover Puka Nakua today for three hours, it's like
legitimately elder abuse. Like, I just don't understand
how you can expect that to work out in his paper on a single Rep
like he has just been. I would love to see like, what
Howard has given up specifically when he was in cover shape.
Like he must have given up 13 receptions.
For 195. Yards and two touchdowns like it
is getting destroyed. Oh, Lamar is hurt and Cooper
rushes in the game. Oh God, Lamar is.
Hurt. Or is he just pooping?
Adam Schefner, said Cooper. Rushes replaced.
And injured Lamar. Jackson.
Not just pooping. I think it might just be like a
we're not going to win this game and Lamar's not feeling good.
Yeah, I don't know. Hang on.
I mean, it's not like. Dead though.
Like they're not even. In the fourth quarter yet and
they're down to. 17 like they're not going to win, but like it's.
That they theoretically could win, I just don't get how.
Like in that scenario it's 4th and three.
How is puka in man coverage against saving an hour?
Like how is he just not bracketing puka?
Really ever be in man coverage but just like it needs to just
be like anyone else beats us on that scenario.
Right. Like it's 4th and two.
If you stop them, you've basically.
Won the game. Puka has been the only thing the
Rams have done the entire game really to hurt us like like just
any anyone else beats us like just two on Puka and you guys
figure it out from there. Like I don't.
I just don't get how you allow that.
He has 30. 9 DraftKings points. Jesus, Cooper Rush is in the
fucking game. What?
What is?
Happening all right. Well, three minutes we got to
run the ball here, milk some. Clock and then try and work
ourselves. To a Spencer Schrader field goal
attempt or just go over the top for Tyler Warren for 20 yards on
the 1st. Play Wow.
Well, there's a flag. Again, please, if you call it
back on us, man, come on, Ras, come on you narcs, even narcs,
it's it's a. Cab if this is.
Against us. No, it's against.
It's against. Oh. 13 What is this?
Major foul on them at number. 15.
Baby, let's go. Is that?
Targeting. I don't.
I have it on. Mute, so I don't know what the
personal foul was, but I know it was egregious.
It was mean, and he should be. Thrown in jail it.
Was helmet to helmet, Yeah. And I, I just, I don't
understand how you could do that to another human being.
It was helmet to right. Yeah, I mean, I, I think like I
don't. Know clearly he should.
Be thrown out of the league. That's.
That's the Tyler Warren. Pretty weak.
It's a pretty nice guys. It's time to.
Run the ball, folks, like we got to milk some clock here.
There we go. Oh no.
Oh, Taylor, man, I'm just pretty.
Impressed with loss of three. I got to say he kind of has the
Kenneth Walker. He kind of has the Kenneth
Warren got well. Warren just got blown up coming
across the that. That like that had a no no
chance, Jared. Verse just ate Tyler Warren's
soul on that block. All right, Niners getting the
ball back. OK, we need we.
Need Chicago. We need Chicago to score a.
Touchdown this. Would.
Be a great time for oh they only got like 5 in the box.
I would just go inside zone they.
Have literally 4 guys in the box just hand it off.
Or he has 16 point shifts. Are you?
Kidding me? Just get up and.
Fucking hand the ball off man. Lamar is that questionable with
a hamstring. All right, we need like the most
quick like 3 reception sequence for.
CMC Yeah, it'd be nice to just have one little.
W here on this stream. Would be nice.
How many does he need? Two more?
Two. Yeah.
Do they have the ball? Yeah, OK.
It's happening. I believe in it.
They're saying they're. Saying it's AJJ McCarthy.
Hamstring big first down for Swift.
Oh. We're going to get bailed out
with a flag. Oh we are.
Oh my God. Yeah, it would have been third
and 18. And they?
They grab Josh Downs on like what would have been a three
yard catch. What a dumb dumb.
Oh baby. Sean McVay does not like that
call. May I grab his?
Shirt can I get a pretty pure. Salt touchdown after we.
Get to pure salt back. Out there, they said he was.
Chad. Said he was.
They said he recovered from an. ACL tear in 1/4.
Oh, a cap for. Catch a cap for catch.
OK, let's do one more. Now let's do 1.
More. Nice.
Oh, Jacob, I don't want to hear that.
Or I do. I'm not sure, Taylor.
Oh. Oh, Oh no.
It's going to come back for a hold.
Fuck. All right, so we need.
One got the first down though. Is this?
Was this real? It is.
I haven't seen. Are you fucking kidding me,
dude? Oh dude, what is his?
What is his? Oh God.
What is his EPA? What is his EPA?
Per play, just this dude's taken 14 points off the board.
Oh my God. It's a good.
Thing Ashton Dylan exists. How is this a real person man?
Like I just don't understand like.
This hold was like not even. Necessary.
Like oh God, oh, it's so bad too.
It's it. He just gets out of position.
Like, oh, he's such a dumb. Dumb, stupid dumb face.
They didn't. Even give us.
Credit for any of the yardage. I thought that was like, it
happened pretty early because he he.
Ran over to the guy and just. Grabbed him Purdy Purdy was back
in and. Then took himself back out.
Purdy's not even there. It's all.
You mean oh, McCaffrey? Sorry, McCaffrey just caught it.
There we go. We hit a.
Pick up, we hit. A pick up baby.
We hit a pick up. That's pretty fire.
That's nice, yeah. Taco.
Bell tie. That run by JT was so insane.
Like Mitchell, just like. Sabotage everything in his wake
today. Like.
That was such a sick play. Oh no, Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Thank God. Oh my God.
It was a Jones SAC fumble, but we got on it.
Pierce all Pierce all came back in for one play and then.
Subbed himself back out, all right here this.
Is my Pete. This is my other sweat.
I got up to 9th. In this dude Pacheco is fucking
hilarious. Like what is?
What is he doing? What is he doing he.
Just got down on his knees to stomp the ground from from
closer proximity. What's what's up top in this
one? Davis 6K.
Nice, but if? I I needed Purdy to Pierce all.
It's probably not going to happen, but if he came.
Back in it would be pretty special.
This is Vandal. Yeah, they got me.
They got me with the sweat free. Millie Week 1.
I mean. Pretty passing.
Touchdown is obviously good. He just had to target Sky Moore
Sky. Moore is on the field.
That's really disconcerting. Big big CMC catch.
All right, We, if we get well, OK, Henry's not going to get the
yards. No, Henry's not going to get it
anyway. He's not going.
To get the yards? Nope.
Take a Tyler. Warren Touchdown are the Chiefs.
Going to go for it here probably.
Not they're just going to punt. Caleb is Caleb is messing up.
I kind of felt like a game was happening.
I don't know if we've like. Discussed an event in that game
and this is a this will. Be this is a bad loss.
Yeah, the Raiders are going to win this game despite.
Gino throwing like 7 interceptions. 7 interceptions
pretty actually is having a good game.
But man. The bears this is this is dark
stuff. So McCaffrey his.
Demise has once again been greatly exaggerated.
Crazy 2020. Three fantasy points today.
No one. No one could.
Have possibly predicted this? It's like.
It's like, Oh no. It's like, Oh no, Chris McGuire
is having a having a bad game. It's like I'll use the RV 4 this
week. Who was that?
Tongas. Yeah, Tongas.
I just wow. Two touchdowns for him today,
right? Well.
Happy to report I. Joined the.
First one the. First one was you faked me.
Out Yeah, wait, he the. 49ers. Got a touchdown?
Yeah. There was a there.
Was a miss Never. Wrong.
Just early. From you there, yes.
Well, that should be with this second pretty touchdown.
Goes in that should be a decent pay jump for me.
Might need Oh, did the Chiefs score.
We got a Hollywood. With a lot of DS.
Lot of DS. Naked Naked Mahomes Was is.
Is going to be the move in BRS? Yeah, OK.
All right. I'm up to 5th so.
I need Tyler Warren, Oregon Jake, or Jacoby Myers it looks
like. Wow, it all comes down to Jacoby
Meyer it all. It all comes down to literally
one of my least favorite players.
Of all time. When the OK When is the last
time Kansas City scored 30? 7.
All right, I gotta go look this up, everyone guessed the last
time. The Chiefs.
Scored 35 or more points. Good question, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you 0 times last. Season.
Yeah, I was thinking. It wasn't last season.
They definitely had. It was like a while.
They've probably done it since then.
I. Specifically, remember a game at
Vegas that they like completely torched them like two or three
years ago? There was probably 1 sooner than
that, the last. Time the Chiefs.
Scored 35 or more points was week.
Three in 2023. Against the Chicago Bears, wow
wow, wow Crutches crutches is in first of the main BR dude and.
And. Tuna fresh off of.
His Millie win. Damn, let me.
See this? Well, yeah, people.
Are upset with Jesus Christ? Well, Alec.
Pierce Comp. Holy fucking shit.
Well, at least you're. Going to get the ball back.
That was kind of dumb by two, two, just going in there.
He scored too fast, too much time for AD Mitchell to nullify
another. All right, so Jacob I.
Need Tyler Warren to score a. Touchdown on this next drive.
Well, Edie Mitchell's going to make sure to take some sort of
penalty or, or, or like maybe just.
Fucking murder him running. Mash I'm not sure much, but look
a nice little $6000 screenshot would hit me pretty nice.
It would start getting. You excited about Xavier
Worthy's fantasy points instead of not excited about them.
I'm happy with the. Chiefs put on film today.
They did a good job. I I thought I.
Thought this was the most obvious like do.
You remember, I'm, I'm sure you. Do Peter, do you remember the
Chiefs come into? Arrowhead in Week 3.
Of I want to say 2017 and. Beat the Patriots.
Like I probably like 45 to 10 or something like just like like no
Hulbert. That was when everyone said the
the Patriots dynasty was was done.
Yes, that that is. That is what I thought was.
Happening to the. Chiefs today, just like, all
right, let let's move on. So yeah.
Oh my God dude, the bears are going to lose.
I was going to say maybe Genti. Maybe.
Genti actually is. Still, just like whatever.
Because Raheem Monster is looking.
Really good, right? Raheem monster looks awesome.
Davis is going to go back to his Menchi.
He's in a in apologize, I'm going.
To I'm going to apologize. Yeah, Devante is looking pretty.
Good. Right about now.
Man, all right, just give me a David.
So you want to see the comedy of my best BR team here?
So you have like the nuts in the middle.
Bucky, Gene T Puka Almond raw with a Brock Purdy Brenton
Strange scroll stack. Just the worst.
What is what is? What does crutches have?
That's the shipper right now. Well, it's it's naked Mahomes.
Mahomes, you have to. Have this core Bucky gene T puka
almond raw. And then Tyler Warren at tight
end, the 15.8 is pretty hard to to top there, all right, just
like a 90 yard Tyler Warren touchdown would be so fire.
Oh, do you know why Tutu was so wide open?
We had Damian Howard. Oh, is that real?
Yeah, we had 10 men on the field.
Pat, you're on mute, by the way. I asked if AD Mitchell was
supposed. To be the 11 that would have
been, that was a very. Good question and I'm sad you're
on. Wait, wait.
Sorry, I didn't mean to spoil for you, Jane.
No worries, No worries. But I'm.
Happy to hear it. I'm thinking I'm about to see it
because I just saw Taylor catch. Well, we got all three timeouts,
so we got time. We unfortunately did.
Oh. Yeah, there we go.
AD and got out of bounds. OK.
Now we're back to where we should.
Have gotten if we didn't take a. Holding on the kickoff only.
Only 40% owned in the main. BR dude this drive right?
Here this 90. Yard game-winning drive this is
going to be. Mentioned with John Ellen.
Gente is a beast. No dude, you can't draft him.
He played at Boise State and you?
Got to trade him for Travis. Etn.
He looks awesome. He rocks, he's so good.
So a lot of people, a lot of people.
Were asking me. Going back in time, don't you
feel silly? Drafting.
Jane T Over. Derek Henry.
And I'd like to tell those people I don't.
Yeah, I don't at all. You got so someone actually
jumped the. The crutches tunia here.
Because they have. Hampton instead of Bucky and
Hampton. Just barely outlook at this this
Hampton GT running back pairing there can't.
Can't draft rookie running backs, can't draft them, Yes.
Our off and on the clock core just hit.
Compliments of Zay, Thank you. Sir.
What happens after I've put a pick?
Em in during the week is none of my business.
Like oh gosh, I'm happy to see the.
Notification on Sunday night. He had to take shots I suppose.
Oh what a fucking gut wrenching game.
I I'd not want Edie Mitchell to be a.
Member of the Indianapolis Colts tomorrow morning.
So Pete, I, I have a a little bit of tilt.
Off of that, my dog bowl qualifier, I was just looking at
it and I realized. The only thing I didn't hit was
Quentin Johnston lower touchdown for my Pick'em qualifier, but it
doesn't matter because Chris. Has a fucking 120. 9X then yet
in the first quarter that was like the nicest thing he could
do is just like anyone who had like a decent swag.
Going it's just like put out of your misery right away.
It's just like no one is touching that.
Oh God. All right, shout out League of
Items. Deposit Kingdom member here.
Has a dog bowl seat, the Mahomes to Hollywood and Kelsey stack.
Oh my God. Oh, OK.
That was Thornton, I thought. Jacoby Myers.
Just dropped the touchdown. Can you get pretty the ball back
please? What kind of drugs do the 49ers?
Giving Ricky Pierce all right now.
Can he? Can he borrow Brock Bowers his
brace? I don't.
Know if you want that? Pete.
Can you give me the redirect to the?
Gill Cast. Yeah.
How's your cash line up looking? Oh.
I have the nuts. I I don't.
I think I'm going to go. I've been.
Crushing. Yeah, I don't think.
I'm going to lose this year. What was the?
What was the right? Cash line.
Actually I think there. Were multiple teams you could
have played today and I wouldn't insult you.
But I played Jackson Dart. James Cook, Hampton Puka, Jacoby
Myers, Alave Strange CMC in the Titans defense.
Nice. Sounds good the the. 2V2 was
Drake. May.
And Devante Adams versus James Cook and Jackson Dart.
And I was just like, come on, man, know some ball you got to
take Jackson. Dart, you got to just.
Sometimes the projections don't know that I was drafting.
BRS and. Ambiently.
Watching Jackson dart Ole Miss games and just kind of having it
steep into my pores. That Jackson dart is good.
I by the way, yesterday I was literally watching.
The. Ohio State Washington game while
drafting my beat my like last like 30 BRS and I was like I'm
doing the meme right now I'm I'm ambiently letting an Ohio State
game wash over me while drafting nice BRS.
Davis your redirect is set. I also when I was in the back
end I just noticed on our dashboard.
Ship chasing is 15 subscribers away from 10K Subs so if you
guys are watching, oh man, 529 people.
We don't talk about sub milestones around here too much.
That would be a nice one to hit. 10.
K can we get 15 more Subs here? We got the pick em.
What do you want?
We did on air pick em. Don't focus on this guys.
Rescue us from being under 10. K.
My channel is my channel is is like 250 away.
Nice, nice man. That's.
Awesome. Oh man, Cam Little.
He might. Have he might have faith decide
the preseason. That's pretty bad for the ship
chasing bags. All right here.
OK, here's here's a question. The Chiefs are so mojo less
they've been. So brutal for so long.
They're up 37 to 10 at home with 10 minutes left against one of
their hugest rivals. Do do they do they go Lions here
and try and throw a score again or do they not care?
How would you know they would go to like they're going to
Pacheco, Like what the. What does that mean?
I just, I can't believe that. There's no way to.
Know there's no There's no way to know if they're trying.
There's just, there's the the their their conservative.
Run. Run.
Out the clock offense is the same as their first quarter
offense. I can't tell if leaving Pacheco
in is them saying like, hey Ravens, like we're all just
trying to be fairer. Or if they're trying to rack up
a score, I think I think you would know they were giving up
if if they lined up in the I formation.
And. Brashard.
Smith just got a carry. Yeah, that's true.
That's true. Thank you guys for the gifted
membies here. Svy.
Kyle dishing out. 5. Kitmo.
Dishing out five. Thank you guys. 9 away. 9 away
on our ticker to 10K here. 9 away.
Come on, get out your burners. CMC by the way.
Dead. Back in Fantasy 6/6 for 90. 2
receiving. Pat, what were you just I, I, I.
Already just lost a fumble, no great good.
Fuck me, right? Bertie?
Yeah. Oh, I'm up to. 4th I must have
gotten some points before that did.
You have two two. No.
Oh, there's a there's a bonus on FanDuel now.
He just got over 300 yards. OK, that's utter woke nonsense.
By the way, that's what. Has one of there been a bonus on
FanDuel? Bonuses on FanDuel?
We used to be a country. DraftKings was.
The bonus site. FanDuel no bonuses.
It's crazy. Is this, is this real?
Luther Burden was just tackled by Dylan Lauby.
That's. Fucking crazy.
They also just did, by the way. They they just gave Xavier
worthy you. Can't lift his arm past here
apparently. A carry up 20.
Four in the fourth quarter. I love that he can't.
He can't lift. Maybe it maybe that, maybe that
protects him. Maybe that protects him.
Thank you, Joshua. As.
Well. 7 away. Let's get this seven away.
Come on. 10K. That.
That pretty fumble. It's pretty bad.
That it's. That sucks.
All right, so that was true on.
The kick return Dylan Loudy. Tackled Luther burden, that's
what that's. That's all of our interests
aligning right there. Pete, would you be would.
You be pro or con underdog adding bonuses.
I think pro, I mean I I I, I feel like more points.
Is always fun I I feel. Like it's pro because it also
adds in like court, like correlation being important.
Yeah, that's true, although. All.
I I assume every Millie. Winner on every.
Site today is Mahomes. It's like it's like pure time
traveller. Line UPS like it's it's like
Mahomes Hampton GT puka St. brown no no zay flowers no
Kelsey no no worthy nothing Don Don was telling us to.
Look at DK because it's like a literal.
Time traveller lineup Another another fourth down conversion
from Cream Hunt, by the way. He's unstoppable.
Dude man Trevor is such a dumb ass.
That was that. Was who is the?
Who is the running back? Who did it?
The Bears running back. Who did it against the the the
Tebow Broncos? I can't recall.
That was like. A long time ago, yeah.
You were a child then. But yeah, 40.
Niners have 0 timeouts. Left and he just runs out of
bounds. Wow.
Caleb. You got it.
You got to give it to him, man. He's a fucking gamer.
His run looks. Strange today it's like he's
kind of got like a little I just, I dude, I just, I've said.
This there it is, he. Made that part, Trevor.
Game over. Yeah.
I just I I've been. I've been very.
Wow, too good. Man, that Week 17 game is.
Going to decide the decision. I had to not set a word in like
an hour. I guess I haven't noticed.
Because I have the volume on so low.
I do. I do.
Have the volume on. After Pat told me he cut the
volume on I was like I'll keep it on just to see if it adds
anything to the. Experience I I think it does.
You kind of feel more locked in. Yeah, I I agree.
I agree. I just like I said this when we
did the show. Last week, like I'm not doing
week to week, Caleb. Williams Discourse I I I am pro
Caleb Williams. That's where my flag is and I'm
not moving it for a while. Doesn't matter how many QB
school, doesn't matter if he loses.
To the Raiders doesn't. Matter if he loses to the
Raiders. Doesn't matter if Geno Smith
throws. 4 interceptions. And he's not going to lose.
Oh. Burden.
Really, really not a touchdown. No, that was a different state.
Sorry. Sorry.
My mind saw what it wanted. To see, yeah.
What? What number is burden is 10?
Ten. Yeah, Burden is 10.
Yeah, it's. Kind of easy to confuse him with
the. Doon's eye, he's yeah, that that
pretty fumble. That pretty.
Yeah, I know. That really sucked.
Yeah. Oh OK, they put Minchu in.
He's the Chiefs backup quarterback, by the way.
We. Know.
Thank you. I don't, I don't think, Peter.
I don't think Peter knew what team Gardner.
Minshew was on I'm going. To be, I actually did know.
That one. I I know that because you've
made the same joke 7 times this offseason about.
How Patrick Mahomes turned into Gardner.
Minshew, and now Gardner Minshew is.
On his backup, yeah. Damn, So what?
Unless Ock. That fumble really sucked for
me. I didn't actually.
I didn't actually realize how much that sucked until right
now. That's.
Girdle what? What would it have been up to
Davis? Well, a pretty garbage time.
Touchdown and I. Probably win because I'm.
Seven points back. Unblocked brutal.
Chris Mazzone here, fresh off of his 129.
X. Gifting, Hell yeah.
Chasing memberships. Rooting for you with the Dog
Bowl, Chris. That was incredible.
Doug, Jillian, thank you, guys. We might need some.
Some burners here to. To reach this because everybody
watching is already Subs we're at 9994 six more say that tweet
it out like send a tweet from. Your account on X, the
everything app and say. Next week we'll do all lowers
but you guys get to say the lowers like and we never win so
you guys tell us the lowers to take and we'll take it I don't
think that's worth 6 UPS yeah we'll just get there next I'd.
Rather get that trade off. Yeah.
So nothing matter I guess the I guess the Bears game could still
change. Fun fact, Chesa Liam would have
won best ball mania if Chase Brown doesn't slide at the 1
yard line. Really, it's impossible to prove
pervy. Wouldn't I think we could if.
We wanted to I. Don't feel like it and we
definitely. We can definitely look through
the scores and figure that out. I feel like.
He would have mentioned that like.
Like I haven't heard him saying that.
Like I, I. Feel like that's all I would
know that was the. That would be the only fact I
would know of all facts. Is that is that real?
I don't think it's real. Sounds like a fun fact.
From Liam. All right, So what?
He would have gotten second, All right, fair enough.
He does mention it on his channel.
All right, so do we. Bowers is looking great coming
off the edge there at this point I I honestly think.
Max Crosby would be a. A better A.
Better a better tight end. Than Bowers, yeah God God Caleb
is a fucking. Gamer dude.
How you feeling, Jacob? I'm upset.
But you get to watch. A Paul Thomas Anderson movie.
Tonight, and that should bring. Happiness, you know.
That's true. I do.
I am happy about that. You go to bed at night, Jacob.
Usually like 1 lifestyles of the.
That's crazy. Young and childless, he's he's
always traveling. Too, Yeah.
Round about. Buying.
Bootlegged Daniel Jones shirts. From.
God knows where on the. Internet.
What a life, Jacob. Lee, I think.
Well, this is pretty big for the Eliminator.
What just happened in the Chiefs game?
He's my most owned player in the Eliminator.
Nice. Huge.
Cutty right here. Justice Hill just.
Just. My my first.
Fantasy football article. That ever went.
Viral like got more than 100,000 views, Was justice.
Hill wants you to win your league.
The year he was a rookie for the Ravens, Justice Hill just had a
71 yard touch to him. Yeah, Oh my God.
Wow, that Lamar, I wonder. How I wonder how Lamar's
hamstrings feeling now? Does he want to come back in?
God, DeAndre Swift is so bad he. Almost didn't score there all.
Right, let me. Check my Justice Hill Eliminator
teams. Oh, not I guess.
Never mind. I had I.
He was my. Most drafted player overall but
I only have 4 left. All right, dudes, I'm going to.
I hate leaving. Because we're 2 Subs away now,
but I do want to. See say goodnight to my daughter
before bed. Thank you to all the.
Let's just send it, you guys. Yeah.
We're not gonna. We're not gonna watch this.
We're not gonna watch this Raiders drive.
We're about to drive. OK.
All right, All right. Well, someone text me if Brock
Bowers goes for six for 60 and scores a touchdown on this
drive. Wait, how did the?
How did the? Bears score.
I missed that. DeAndre Scott, DeAndre Smith,
the rushing touchdown. All right.
I appreciate all you. Thank you all the ship chasers
gifted memberships. All that good stuff, as always.
Tuesdays. 8:00 PM Sacrilegious and Draco doing awesome stuff
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And then we will be back, of course.
And actually wait, I think you guys are due for your monthly
ADP chasing. Is that this week?
We said first Tuesday of the month.
Is that going to be this would actually be this would actually
be a good, this would be a good week for me because it's a
national holiday. We'll we'll touch base.
Can we do it later then? All right.
Can we do it later? Literally whenever we can do it,
whenever we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
All right, guys, have a good one.
All right, well, Caleb with a. A2 point conversion.
Interception so not great there is Tyler Warren, the number one
tight. End in fantasy, it's probably
McBride. It's probably McBride.
Yeah. Is it?
Yeah, I think so, yeah. I might.
I might if they're going to. Do this red.
Zone bullshit with Tyler Warren, wouldn't you rather?
Have him. So how many do you get for
advancing an illuminary team? How many?
How many, how much money I. Have no idea.
So they're each 10 because because I want.
To be able to count without having to count.
It's nice this week we can. Just look at the this week.
You can just count. I I would be tempted to rank
like I think, I think obviously. The prudent.
Thing to do. Would be to rank McBride ahead,
but if they're gonna if they're gonna do the the short yardage
bullshit isn't isn't that like a.
Fairly. Large thing.
Doesn't that add like a touchdown?
And a half equity for Tyler. Warren over the course of the
season, yeah, sure. Well, that's a lot of touchdowns
for a tight end. That's like that's like that's
like as many touchdowns. As Trey McBride scored last
season. I I mean like Warren's going.
To be great. It's just the the the difference
in his like target dominance versus.
McBride's, I think, is still pretty pretty.
Significant. Well, he did just lose one guy
who's not going to be getting targets.
Well, that guy doesn't play. Anyway, so I don't think that
will be the biggest difference in the world.
Wow, huge kick return. From lobby, people are people
are saying that you just have to come on.
My podcast and then you'll get delayed 6 Bowers.
All right, man, I I got to go to that game because I'll still be
behind. But I'll be less behind if I
just watch the game directly instead of Redstone.
Are you going to try and go to a Colts game this year?
Well, I, I I'm tempted to go to the game in.
Seattle, but I don't want to miss the ship cast.
That was the game, Yeah. We'll see.
I don't want. I don't want to.
I don't want to give up on my. Ship cast obligations.
But the game in Seattle's pretty tempting.
Since it's like 2 hours away, when would it be?
Is that a 14? Yeah, Week 14.
I will definitely be missing 1 ship cast because I'm seeing
Radiohead. Live at the O2.
In London, Nice. Which will be the best day of my
life? I'm probably.
Going to miss like 3. So we might need to, we might
need to get a special guest. We might.
Need to try and get Gretch in for Gretch.
Probably can't, no. Gretch would never he has the
whole system during Sundays. Yes, I, I like, I remember one
time I was like, oh, I'll come visit you in Seattle.
As we go to a game together on Sundays, like we absolutely
won't be doing that, but you could hang out with me on not
Sunday. And then I was like, why don't
you come up? Then I was like, why don't you
come up here? And he was like, I don't have a
passport. Not having a passport.
Living in the Pacific Northwest is crazy.
Even I even I have a. Passport dude even of all people
the the least. Leave the the house dude.
Of all. Time we're trying, we're trying
this to do approach right now, which is public shaming.
So Bowers is like kind of half assing his way into like 1/2
decent. Titan premium game here.
This this was literally the thesis, bro.
Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't the thesis.
I mean like, honestly. Considering considering that
Bowers like has been basically. Immobile for the last three.
Weeks like he's he's. Managed to survive like he's
he's got like 11:50 on PED and premium like it's not you're not
getting completely buried. If if we can just get through
this and then he's actually what we wanted him to be after he
kept returns and knee injury like we'll we'll get through
this it. Would just be nice if he could
have. Gotten one of the touchdowns
that Gino missed him on. So like my thesis on it, I.
Mean you guys just you guys probably rightfully.
And I was wrong. But the thesis was.
If he practiced. In full all week the.
Knee should look a little bit better.
Ultimately though, Jacob was correct, which is you just wait
for the brace to be off and then when the brace is off then you,
because that's when it's like he goes for like 150 once that
brace comes off. Yeah.
'Cause like people were tilting so much about the snaps in week
one, but the actual types of usage he was getting I thought.
Was really fine. Like he was being used on those
like big crossers. Like he seemed like he was
clearly the first read. Like I, I loved what I saw in
week 1 until he got hurt. So I, I do think there's gonna
be a week to get in on Bowers, but I just think it's probably
the brace week. Yeah.
I don't know what. I guess I would have taken CMC.
Receptions. Would have been the.
Other thing. But we didn't, we didn't.
We didn't hit the Henry one anyway.
So it wasn't, it was not a big loss.
I also don't love how can I even.
Oh, I have to pull up my actual cable app, have you actually?
Looked at some of these eliminary teams.
I wouldn't recommend it. No, no, no, no.
Like I this is an advancing eliminator.
Team and it's got like it literally has.
Jawan. Jennings at 5.4 and Cooper Cup
at 4.6 both hitting the lineup and it's winning.
Seems like rough. Yeah, no, I'm I'm not doing
that, but doesn't feel like a good idea.
Like the only thing I want to do is check my like.
Honestly, I check my matchups to see if I'm against any of you
guys or Liam. I got to play the eliminator
next year. I am advancing A-Team right now
that has scored. 65. Oh, no, no, OK, that is just an
outdated score. That's good.
It. Is it is fun?
It is fun. Yeah. 2020. 6.2 points from
Justice Hill. And I I'm getting a contributing
score from Jalen Naylor. You love to see it.
I just checked and my highest scoring Basketball Mania team
has Caleb Johnson on it. So it could work.
Gonna be a late season, gonna be a late season hammer.
I mean, it could be. It's funny because like the BBM
stuff, like I was, you know, like.
I think this morning I was probably advanced like 19 teams
and it's like, you know, it's early like and it's not that bad
and I'm sure it'll like pick up and you don't want to get like
too carried. Away.
In like week 3 or 4 or whatever. Anyway, anyway, now I have 800
and now I have 8. So now I'm up to 32, it's up to
$800. And now I'm like, yeah, that's
fucking right man. I'm advancing so many teams.
Like emotionally. Just what?
I I'm current. I'm currently.
Exactly. Even at this window of time, I'm
at six I. Think For whatever reason, I.
I don't know. I like last week I got up
somewhat. High, you know like 27 teams
then I fell so I'm sure it'll fall again last last week there
was yeah it was I had gotten up as high as I think I was at like
up at 31 and then I. Finished at like 27 and then
yeah, 25. I don't really know.
I'm down this week. I guess QJ is like continuing to
destroy me. But I feel like.
In theory it should have been a good week for me.
Like, I have tons of Hampton. OH, the Bears are going to win.
Oh wow. You guys were shitting?
On Caleb Williams for losing to the Bears.
And he didn't even lose to the Bears.
He sure did he. Didn't even lose to the Raiders.
He. Didn't even lose to the Raiders.
Yeah, wow. He.
Damn, dude, that's a rough loss. Yeah, it is.
Caleb Williams. That's why you don't.
Adjust your priors. Too quickly.
Oh no, man, who do they play next week?
Because he, he looks like he's. Ready to get exposed?
They're on Buy next week. And then they're going to have
and then they're, then they get the.
Saints. Then they get the Saints.
No. So he's not going to get
expensive. Oh no.
Oh no.
They get commanders, then commanders, then Saints.
I'm just making a mental note. For when the schedule stops.
Being so easy, it doesn't really.
They get the Ravens, whose defense socks.
They get the Bengals. They get the Giants then.
They get the Vikings. OK then.
Then it gets it gets harder. So Week 11 Vikings, then?
Steelers, then Eagles, then Packers, then Browns.
Then Packers. Jesus, who do they have?
What's their Week 17? Week 17 is 49ers.
And the Raiders next week. Get the Colts, which.
I feel pretty good about man. Teams that have Rashi Rice on
them when he gets back. Yeah, man.
Yeah, it's that's one where I can't, I can't wait to start
doing the check. How many advanced Rashi?
Rice by week and hopefully. Just see.
A couple out a. Couple out, a couple out on yeah
Tooting Tooting Tooting. Not not getting me a touchdown
this week. Not great.
A lot of my. Lot of my.
Teams, a lot of my teams have been relying on on the Tootster.
Yeah, I do have a running backroom.
I'm really excited about it in the Bulldog, too.
Oh, it was the one that I. Drafted on my lunch break that I
it. Was Davis's stream and it was
the three straight running back start and I did 4 total running
backs. Talk about a beautiful. 4
running backroom. Jonathan Taylor, Jameer Gibbs
and Marion Hampton, Trey. Benson.
Beautiful. It's, it's so beautiful, yo.
Look at this. Hey, this one for Josh.
Hell yeah. Man, Congrats.
Was it? Was it naked Mahomes?
I bet it was awesome. Nice.
That's that's we do love a good. Shipper 5K baby you'd.
Love to see it. Congrats.
All right. You ready to end it, Corinne?
Ready to end it? Let's.
Get out of here. We we didn't hit.
Ten Oh, we hit 10K. We just hit 10K.
That's very cool. That's a good way to end it.
Good note 10 it on. Thank you guys all.
Right. It's been a fun ride.
I'll see you next week. Check out Stat Chasing next week
and we'll. Be back.
It sounds like we're. Going to do ADP chasing next
week too so we'll. See you.
Then later Guys 3.