Don't you guys ever get sick of drafting NFL athletes on the
fantasy football teams? Like, how many times can you
draft these dudes who are 6 three and run a four 340 onto a
dumb fantasy team and still find joy in it?
And today the great Pat Karen decided it's time we draft some
fatties on a fantasy team. We're gonna draft NFL coaches.
I still do not even understand how this is gonna work, but Pat
apparently has it all figured out in his head.
This is ship chasing. We're drafting NFL coaches onto
a fantasy team. Let's do it.
Pat Fryer, Helmo Anita Handjob. Fix your sight.
Jamar and Alpha play chase. You can't handle the heat.
It looks like we're finally at this point, You're right.
All right, we were not able to do a show last week.
YouTube stream yard. We're all having outages and the
idea for the show we were going to do was just so, so good that
we had to had to give it another crack today.
Pat Crane from the beach, Davis from the usual.
How we doing guys? I'm back in New York, actually.
Back in New York. Was was bummed out that we
couldn't do this last week. Luckily it's still June and then
we can squeeze it in. Yes, why don't you?
This is like both for me and the audience.
What are we going to do today? So what I this we were talking
through some ranking stuff for leg up and I don't know, I kind
of got down this weird rabbit hole and I was like, this would
be perfect for ship chasing. Let let me let me pitch it to
you guys. Basically what I want to do is
have us draft the NFL head coaches and Rodger Goodell to
get to 33 humans and we're going to be drafting NFL teams, not
fantasy rosters, but actual NFL offenses and defenses 'cause
these coaches like Travis Hunter this year have to play both
ways. So.
Good wrinkle. Good wrinkle, Pat.
Good wrinkle. Yeah.
'Cause there's a lot of former quarterbacks too, so that that
makes you think about the athleticism your former
quarterbacks. So that gives us the the
flexibility to, you know, figure out, you know, if these guys are
going to be able to to have the athleticism to play defense as
well as offense. But obviously there's some
interesting former offensive players and everything.
But I might what I was thinking is we don't have to declare what
positions they're going to play right when we draft them because
you you don't know, right, You don't know who else is going to
be available. So at the end, I think we should
announce our starting rosters on offense and defense once we once
we get our coaches together. So you you're telling me like
the equivalent of this would be like if we did a basketball
draft that was like position less and you got boxed out
though and you're at like the end and you're like, I have 8
running backs. So, like, I'm going to have to
make Roshan Johnson a wide receiver, isn't?
That's right. That's right.
That's, that's exactly right. Yeah, 'cause you, I mean, like
you like an NFL team, right? You're, you're drafting these
guys, a lot of athlete designations here for these NFL
coaches. And then we'll figure out what
to play them as the summer progresses.
And we should also mention this isn't just some like, you know,
half baked idea you cooked up and then was just like figure it
out. You built a sheet with some
baseline stats. You were essentially building
out like a a database on these guys.
So yeah, this was one of those fork in the road moments where I
I was like, if I'm going to do this, I want to figure out like
the ages and the heights and weights on these coaches.
So I'm putting this all together and then the fork in the road
was, do I just use this to just destroy this draft that means
nothing or do I share it with Pete so we can put it on the
stream? So here it is.
I've shared it. We're all dealing with the the
same, you know, basic information about the player
pool. But I I went and looked like
what these guys actually played what the highest level they got
to if they, you know, if they played a long time in the NFL or
a couple guys were like UDFAS that never really played in the
NFL. But yeah, I've got, I've got
that all in there. My my favorite note is here is
next to Dave Ball question mark on weight, but does say he lost
a lot of weight recently. Like what?
What kind of research were you doing for this?
I'm. Not I was trying to get through
this as quickly as possible, which is where I was like, well,
he he, he slimmed down. But but yeah, I don't have an
exact weight on Dave Ball. What is selling on experience,
really? Yeah, like I said, you know,
time was of the essence here. Not, not now, Vivian.
Dad's looking up what position Raheem Morris played in college.
He didn't play anything. That's what I was just going to
say. Is Raheem Morris the only NFL
coach who didn't play football in college?
Is that what you discovered? Best I can tell, yeah, But no,
some, some guys in high schools. There were some high schools I
don't see. I can't, I couldn't find any
football related activities for Reem Morris.
Not I look, I I tried to find a flag Football League he was in.
Because he's a football. He's a football guy.
Of all the coaches, I would have gotten to him last.
I'm like, Reem Morris never played football.
What? That can't possibly be true.
You're telling me there's not a large language model that could
find out for us that Raheem Morris?
You want me? You want.
Me to. Yeah, let let's check the check
the AI double check I I don't know I I wouldn't rule out that
I missed it, but the. Other thing is he looks like one
of the most athletic coaches. Yeah, he's he's jacked.
You know some guys that they're in shape, but they're not,
they're not coordinated. OK, He played at Hofstra 94 to
97. Yes, that was Yeah.
So he played safety. 41 tackles earned 1997 Hempstead Mayor's
Trophy. All right, my bad.
My bad. It wasn't in the wiki.
So what? That is all right.
So update your wiki, fix your site.
Fix your site all. Right, there you go, Hofstra.
OK. So Pat, are you basically saying
by not having to assign the position that this draft is
going to reward versatility at the top?
We're looking for a. Reward creativity.
Now how are we? Are we going to let the chat
vote on the winning team? What?
What's the? Yeah, I think that's here.
I think that's the right way to go.
Yes. I think there there is a reward
for versatility. I in fact, I would say that's,
that's a key part of this, right?
You got to find, you got to figure out what coaches bring
something that the other coaches don't really offer, whatever
that may be. Yes, OK, in in pat this I assume
this column here is already set up for for us to draft.
That's already, yeah. And then I've got, we don't have
to say right away the positions, but I do have us, you know,
those comms are for us to declare the positions.
OK, sounds good. I'm going to get this so
everybody can see some of the pertinent information on screen
here. Pat, I mean, this is your, this
is your baby David. Should we let him have the
honors of going one O 1? Sure.
Although I think there are a couple guys who you like
clearly, clearly can't build without.
So the one O 1 a bit of an advantage.
OK, I'm literally as Jonathan pointed out earlier in the chat,
I've I've put zero thought into this.
So I'm already I my picks are gonna be.
Awful. So when Crane shared this with
us, I did like a mock draft with myself in terms of like.
What? I haven't even done a mock
draft. There was more prepared than me.
So I, I will go in any order, I don't care.
But I, I do think there is an advance 'cause I think there is
a clear one-on-one. It'll be interesting to see if
you guys agree, but I think there is a clear one-on-one.
OK, I I do not, I've given no thought to this, so I didn't
know. There's no clarity whatsoever
but. Pat, this, this will be.
Go ahead, Pat. I don't, yeah.
I mean, if you give me the one-on-one, I'll, I'll take it
'cause I, I do think there's a clear one-on-one, but I also
think there's a clear tier of three.
So I don't think. Clear clear tier of three.
Yeah. So I think every one of us will
get, as long as we can figure it out in time, every one of us
will get one of the top three players and then it'll snake.
So I don't think that the three holes out of it in a big
disadvantage or anything. I think I think there's a pretty
clear. Well, it depends on.
Stop pussyfooting, start picking these guys that are so.
Clear. I'm gonna.
I'll kick this off, OK? So this was not the clear one O
1 because of. OK.
I think he is the clear. I think he is the clear one O 1
you get, you get the so he's a a linebacker, he's 24761.
So you get some size. I think crucially, crucially,
he's 40 years old. You're getting about a decade on
some of the other interesting former NFL players.
That's that to me is the tiebreaker.
You know a 40 year old versus a 50 year old is helpful.
So D'amico Ryan's, you know, the experience primarily on defense,
but we can definitely find a spot for my offense.
Can I say Pat, did you already set up conditional formatting by
name? Yes.
Yes, I did all. Right.
Incredible. Congrats from from the beach.
No one better. All right, Davis, who's the
clear note one O one that just fell to you?
Yeah, the clear one O 1 is a guy who's played on offense and is
big enough to be successful, and it's clearly Dan Gamble.
That was going to be my pick. And I didn't think he was clear.
So like D'amico obviously is a good pick.
He was my one O 3. But there's another guy who I
think is really obvious, but Campbell, he played on offense,
right? And he's bigger, 265 bigger.
Yeah, we got to play both ways. Davis.
You ever heard of defense? Defense.
I think the guy who drinks 60, what is it?
He he drinks 2 Venti he's. Probably gonna be pretty good on
defense. Yeah, Dan Campbell.
Dan Campbell is the one O 1 of this exercise.
I had him as the clear one O 2. I I think he's a a great pick as
well. It's just the age.
It's just 10 years, man. He's he's 49.
So it's nine years, but that's a.
Different. That's a Dan Campbell, 49,
brother. That's true.
And and Pat, to be clear, like
five of these guys were putting on the offensive line like we're
building a real NFL offense. Yeah.
So you can either play Dan Campbell as your tight end or at
this size with these group of guys, I mean, this dude could be
your freaking guard. It doesn't matter.
At your tackle. That's why I was going to draft
him as a tackle, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 65.
Yeah. The the one thing that does
stand out here by way of past conditional formatting on age is
Dan Campbell at 49, he's he's getting a little little up
there. More of an injury risk, I do
think. No, I, I think, I think Campbell
is now what I I'm. Very is Pete Carroll dead ass
like the worst pick of all 5? 73 years old, no.
Buddy Pete Carroll is out there doing drills with his wide
receivers. Man, don't.
Don't hate. Don't hate and you'd feel bad
tackling him too. I mean like what possible
position are you putting him at? All right, let's see.
Let's see if Pete gets the clear one O 3.
I'm not I'm not going to get the clear one O 3 here.
Well, you get two chances at it. Man, you do you have, you have
two cracks at it, right? Here.
Oh yeah. Oh, we're, we're snaking.
We're snaking, yeah. OK PD asking a big question.
Single game or 17 game season? Single game.
This is like. This is a single game.
We're not. Yeah.
We're organizing this like it's, you know, that they do the photo
of all the 32 NFL coaches. It's like this game takes place
immediately after that. Yeah, they're all, they're all
going out to go put the pads on and.
Go Hopefully this podcast episode is so big that that
actually happened. Can you?
Can you imagine the goal? Can you imagine?
Well, I also like how we said it's fantasy, but that we're
drafting them to a real NFL team too.
So yes, you know what, man, I wish he was a little bit
younger. Man, I am so paralyzed right
now. I think it's I'll.
I'll help you. It's not.
Andy Reid. I'm not taking Andy Reid, but I
think I'm going to go in that direction.
OK, And one more thing. So no defense.
So like if I'm drafting a guy who has defensive experience,
that's like, no, no, we're useless to.
No, no, we're playing both ways. These guys are.
They're playing both ways, they have to play on.
Both sides of. The ball and you only have 11
guys, so so defense is very important.
You want to talk about a dude that's like a total hardo who
has been pictured like doing push ups on the sideline AT496
feet four, 260? One, you got it.
In both ways, I'm going Mike Brabel got it.
There we go. That's the one, you guys, that's
the one. Yeah, you got it.
He's he's the arbitrage on on. He he was the arbitrage.
He he's like the not as good Campbell.
OK, Yeah. I also I believe was he have 8
receptions in the NFL, 8 touchdowns.
Mike Vrabel. You guys both have big boards
for this. Yeah, I ranked.
I ranked the coaches. I really dropped the ball here.
It used to be you got the one O 3.
Rabel Rabel 10 receptions, 10 touchdowns, by the way.
I was hoping for another YouTube outage so we didn't have to do
this. My God.
And now I'm just over here furiously like Googling what
Shane Steiken look like again. There, there are like so many
quarterback types that you can take.
There are, that's right. So normally you'd think
quarterback would be the hardest.
These are all. Quarterbacks.
They're all former quarterbacks, yeah.
Yeah, so you need, you need more versatility.
You know what? I think I'm going to go.
I'm going to go with the new revelation.
Despite Pat thinking he didn't play.
I I think Raheem Morris is just an athlete, man.
I I'm going to take Raheem Morris here, 48 was.
Not on my board with this pick. Well, you know, you got to open
your third eye up to Raheem Morris, who slipped through the
cracks of Google but wasn't going to slip through the cracks
of my hands. Davis, you're on the clock.
OK, so the chat missed this one. They they were saying the wrong
thing. They're saying like, oh, like
McVeigh, like McVeigh was kind of a decent wide receiver.
McVeigh from the scale of guys who played football is like
basically me, like he, he is so small compared to these guys.
Is he the only one who's listed weight is below 190?
I, I think he, I think he might be, I'm taking the there's a.
Few. There's a few.
I'm taking the biggest and tallest of the remaining guys
who played quarterback because I think that's going to help going
both ways. I'm thinking Koc who's.
My pick. Taking, taking Kevin O'Connell
and he, he played a little bit, right?
He played for the five seasons. Oh, he played five seasons.
He was. He was, but he didn't.
He never started right. No, but you know, he's in the
league. Yeah, yeah.
So I thought, I thought 6. 5/2/25.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good pick, man,
really. Good taking, taking like McVeigh
or or another one of the guys who's like 5 foot 10511, not not
the like Stefanski. Terrible, terrible pick there.
Hey, so let's just relax. Let's save the comments until
the players are off the board. No table talk.
All right, so. Pat is back on the clock after
taking D'amico Ryan's One O 1. All right, so so Pete was
delighted to find out that Raheem Morris played safety at
Hofstra and is 48 years old. Meanwhile, there's a 52 year old
former cornerback who played fifteen seasons in the NFL.
Is that maybe better than playing in Hofstra?
I think it is. I'm going to take Aaron Glenn.
Aaron Glenn Ree Morris was totally just used.
That was the was the name in Peter's head.
Let me see. Let me see what Aaron Glenn
looks like. He he looks like he's about 38
years old. He looks jacked.
Beat me just. I'm seeing, I'm seeing every bit
of that 52 years old. No, so so inaccurate.
Aaron Glenn, if you want to talk about like what his biological
age is at, I mean, Ricky Morris is like a 42.
He's on that. Brian Johnson, like I was going
to say what it. What's the Brian Johnson?
They have a different name for it than Blueprint.
Like a shorthand? No, they have a shorthand for
biological age. Oh, yeah.
All right, Pat, you who's your, who's your other pick 'cause you
get to double tap here. Yeah, so this one, this I think
there's a little bit of a of a tear break here, but I'll I'll
go with the NFL experience again.
Get a guy played six seasons in the NFL and is only 36.
So so two things going for me here, the NFL pedigree and the
age. Kellen Moore is a former
quarterback. So I don't know how much I watch
this a lot. Kellen Moore play.
I know, yeah. But.
You know, Oh my God, it's going to.
Be against weaker competition here.
I drafted Hayden Winks, dude, you just tried to.
Hayden winks, dude. He's, he's Hayden Winks his age.
I I gotta, I gotta take the age, man.
You know what I'm just going to allow you guys get to watch me
Google image these guys in real time as I'm figuring out who to
draft it here. But I mean, Pat, this guy, I
didn't even know what Kellen Moore looked like.
It's. Not great.
He's playing. He's playing quarterback for me
for sure, yeah. I don't think you can put him
anywhere else. I guess that picture looks a
little bit better. Some of them are rough though.
It it seems like he swings on his weight like this one here.
He's definitely put it on some pounds.
Some of these he looks a little slimmer.
So it's it depends kind of what Kellen Moore you're getting
here. Well, you know.
He's great. Oh no.
Well, that's from his playing days.
That's. When he was in the league, I'm
I'm banking. On that age, I'm banking on the
36 year old to move around a little bit better than it might
look like he would. All right.
I do have a pick I feel strongly about now I'm taking Dave
Canales. I just learned dude played both
ways at small college. Small college.
Which is one of the more
competitive schools in D3 that small college.
But wide receiver, defensive back, 6122044 years old.
I think he's got to be one of the most in shape coaches on on
this list. I think that versatility will
come in handy for me both playing both ways if I want to
have him as a wide receiver, isn't I think so, no.
Yeah, pretty sure. I am fuck were.
You going to take Canalis? I was not going to I.
Was not OK. All right, I jumped the gun
because I was so worried about getting sniped on Canalis.
OK, My dad, Davis. My dad Davis.
I forgot. We're back to you.
You might as well finish. Up the pick and throw it back to
David I. Mean I'm just making up bullshit
about why he's going to be great for my team.
Your turn, Davis. So.
I think. It is hard to figure out how to
value this guy, but at the end of the day, he is the only one
who weighs £300. That's probably not what his
listed weight is, but I'm taking Andy Reid.
What a reach. What a reach.
Oh my, not not a reach, Andy Reid.
Is 67 years old. He's the only.
One who's £300 that 250 buddy. 250 my ass.
Yeah, right. This is, this is complete.
I'm going to put 4 asterisks. It's the.
List. It's the listed weight in the
program. It's an unfair.
Listed weight when he. Did the that's kick?
What do you mean 13? You just picked him in this, the
third. Round guys you.
Guys, you guys are completely wrong.
Andy Reid is the the best option as a lineman.
Oh sure, around 340 lbs in 2017. But he's he's what AI is broken.
Current weight approximately 190 lbs.
Get the fuck out of here, Davis. So no, he's too small to play
now. You guys, you guys, you need,
you need a beefy boy. And I mean, will Andy Reid weigh
100 more pounds than everyone else in this exercise?
I I think yes, yeah. Sure, but he's also 67.
He's one of the oldest coaches. He's, I think he's the second
oldest coach behind Pete Carroll.
Pete Carroll, He. Is Yeah.
What? I I made these stories about
from 3:40 to 190. You can't.
Here's Pete, Man, you, you can't do Google searches anymore
because it's all AI. It's all AI.
Slop the AI. Slop was what I went to 1st.
Andy Reid Andy Reid does not weigh.
I mean, why is statmuse He just doesn't weigh 190 lbs.
The Internet AI has broken the Internet.
Basically there's. No, and it was so.
Good before there is no way Andy Reid.
The last time Andy Reid was 190 lbs was when he was in 3rd
grade. Like there's just, there's no
chance. There's no.
Chance. I don't.
Wow. That is a controversial pick
there, though, David. It's, it's.
Not controversial, the chat will come around to where I'm at
eventually. I'm saying it's not
controversial. This this.
Will be this will be the this will be the ultimate, ultimate
they realized I was right too late situation.
I'll give you the size. I thought about having him
higher than I did ultimately for size, but I just think the age
is, is tough, man. It's pretty tough.
And I do think that's, that's really what I I think is the
toughest thing to weigh right now is actual, you know,
experience playing the game versus like age and like what
kind of actual athleticism you can get out of these guys right
now. With that said, I do think I'm
going to try to get my signal caller here kind of in the vein
of what I think you guys have done with with some of your
picks. I am going to take Shane Steik
in here at six 440 years old, 205 played at UNLV.
He. Was he was a bad quarterback,
Shane, Well, he's going to be great.
When all he has to do is he's a scramble back, that's who you.
That's who you want to be your quarterback, though.
That's who you want to be your quarterback.
I'm not. Boxing myself into anything.
I'm just saying that I have a six foot four, £205.40 year old
athlete that I can deploy however I see fit.
Pete, I will say Dave Canales was next on my board when when
you took him. So I I did like that that pick
quite a bit, OK. All right, Is it back to Davis?
Back to Davis, Yeah. So this this is a a tougher one
because he's smaller, but I'm going to take Ben Johnson, who
squats four O 5 ass to grass his own his own words.
He is a he is a math genius. So I trust him to figure out the
angles on defense, but I know he's physically fit.
He's young, he's very fit. We are we are going to lose a
little bit on size, but I I and and another another potential,
you know, if we do flag football rules, we do the double forward
pass another guy to help out there.
But just knowing, knowing and he's, you know, he's been in the
been in the room with Campbell, you know, so I have the team
synergy going on on there, I think, I think.
Davis lost it when his second point was he's a math petition.
He's. Going to figure out the angles.
On defense, he can hide pancaked.
Out here he can squat. More than you, Peter.
And he's 39. For like this day maybe.
I was giving you the I was giving you the fake young out.
I was going to try and let you pretend that you were 33 for a
little while. All right, 6 foot 195 pounder,
might as well just take Mike McDaniel while you're while
you're down there doing that. I believe he's also the second
youngest head coach, him and him and Kellen Moore.
Do you know what's gonna? Be a really funny face off at
the end of this draft. It's like are you taking the 60
year old guy or these coaches who are like 5-10 and weigh 170
lbs? Like which?
Which direction are you going younger?
Guy better. Younger, smaller.
Guy better other than Andy Reid. Didn't expect us to turn into
personal insults. You don't know us that long.
You. You don't.
Know the show all right, Pat? You get.
You get 2 picks here. All right, so this is a A-Team
where where goobers are welcome, clearly with the with the Kellen
Moore pick. And so I'll go ahead and take
Duval. Give me give me Liam Cohen who's
6122339 years old. He was a UMass quarterback but
I'm honestly more interested in him for for the size and and
being sub 40 should be decently athletic.
I I. I do love you.
We're so used to hearing like sub 40 and thinking like 40 time
and we're talking about literally the age of 40.
Sub 40. He was a.
He was a four year starter and he does hold 6 of the 8 UMass
career passing records and he also was collegiate roommates
and teammates with Victor Cruz. He's probably.
Playing tackle for me, so his quarterback records aren't going
to do him a lot of good, but. All right, who's your, who's
your other pick? All right.
I will go with Matt Lafleur, who went to Western Michigan as a
quarterback. They try to convert him to wide
receiver and then he transferred to D2 to keep playing
quarterback. But bad news, Matt, you're
probably playing wide receiver for me.
Let's see how it shakes out. Yeah, I think that's he's, he's
kind of got like the Canalis thing going where, you know, you
can tell he's in good shape. He's 210. 66 foot 210, which
yeah, a lot, a lot of these coaches were starting to get to
or you're you're lucky to crack 100 or crack at a look at a
crack 200 at this point. Yeah, here's what he looks like
next to an actual NFL Out. No, you feel less.
Good about it. And that was.
And that was 10 years ago. 10 years ago, true.
True. He, I think he's, he's put on a
little weight since he's put on a little.
Muscle, yeah. Yeah, 45 years old.
I love how you added this note here.
Western Michigan as QB but they tried to convert him to wide
receiver and he transferred it to D2.
Did you add that just to remind yourself of the versatility?
Yes. That that's what, that's what I
was there for because the versatility is all right back to
you. Davis.
Man, so this is like a pretty tough spot because we start to
get to older guys or guys who never played serious versus
like, well, eight years ago I think I would have taken Mike
Tomlin. You know, five years ago I maybe
would have taken Tomlin, but I am going to take an absolute
stone loser here, a guy I just don't really like at all.
But he's 42 and did play quarterback.
I'm going to do Zach Taylor. OK, I thought you were going to
say there's another stone loser. There is another.
Stone loser. He's the he's the biggest loser
now. The biggest nerd, The biggest
loser. I I expect him to be sandwiched
in between Pete Carroll and Roger Goodell.
He looks like he looks like the brother of JD Vance.
That the mom didn't abandoned is what is what Zach Taylor looks
like this. Is like going through a girl's
Instagram feed. Can you pull that?
Comment up again about personal insults.
He deserves an encore. It's like some of these photos
like, you know, he he looks fairly athletic in this photo.
He looks fairly athletic in this one.
But then in like some of these, like this wasn't his best, his
best day. Well, probably.
Probably in the middle, probably in the middle of the season, you
know, they, they haven't had time to like work out or
anything. But he was a, he was a pretty
good college quarterback, 45 passing touchdowns, 20 picks,
7.1 YPA. He's a pretty good college
quarterback, I think. It's a good pick.
I like you're you're getting on the younger end of, you're
getting on the slightly taller side and you're getting decent
weight. I'm gonna make like a or No?
Is it back to me now? Yeah, I think it is.
Yeah. Davis was middle, so I was gonna
do a similar thing. I'm gonna take Sirianni.
That's a good one. I think in that same mold of
just trying to talk about a guy you.
Don't want in your locker room? That is a concern, locker room
cancer. But we're out here and I was
told we only have to play one game, and I think the risks of
locker room cancer are kind of mitigated if they're only in
there for about 15 minutes before the start of the game.
193 a little. I'd like him to beef up a little
bit experience playing wide receiver at the D3 level.
But as people will kind of notice, a theme to my draft, I'm
not as concerned about actual football experience and I'm just
trying to get athletes on the team and trust that it'll work
itself out. I like that pick.
OK. Now I have to do another one
here, and I think I am. Someone said they were surprised
that he's still here. I am going to take Sean McVay.
Am I concerned about the size? Absolutely, Pete, this is.
Not a good pick it is. It is a good pick because Davis
that's. Half of 1 Andy Reid, you're
gonna, you're gonna, you're spending, you're, you're trying
to use McVeigh as an edge rusher, Brother, it's not gonna
work. See you as an edge rusher.
Half your team has diabetes, dude.
Like I'm getting actual athletes, people who take care
of themselves. Sean McVeigh has a legit barrel
chest. He can get that low pad level.
I'll take Sean McVeigh in an Oklahoma pro versus your Andy
Reid any day of the week. OK, well, you'll.
Lose. Yeah, McVeigh, McVeigh.
McVeigh is bouncing off of Andy Reid like he's an inflatable
toy. Straight to the ground, dude,
Andy. Reid is closer to being in a
motorized scooter at the mall than playing a football.
All right, back to let's. See.
All right, so I. Think this guy, I'm, I'm gonna
do this is like sort of a little bit of classic moneyballing.
I'm gonna take the Seahawks, former Ravens.
Mike McDonald, who does obviously does not have the high
level experience. I think he got injured in that
right when when he was playing in high school.
But he is the second youngest head coach.
Look at those arms, brother. Look at those.
Arms got a little he's. Got a little size too.
He kind of. Looks like a full back.
He kind of looks like he could go suit up in Patrick Ricard's
uniform right now, yeah. I will.
Say, Davis, I think you've had some faulty logic on Andy Reid,
but you will be back with that. I was not familiar with Mike
McDonald's game. That's a good thing.
Now this. Guy last played football in high
school and I don't think played in his senior season due to
injury, so he he might just be a little bit of a workout warrior
here. But I think for this game, I'm
not expecting high level technical football.
I, I'm kind of expecting this game to play like a 3A high
school game. Like basically it's going to be.
Yeah. Well, so I'm saying you, you
line them up and you try and knock them down.
You know, we're trying to have, we're trying to go 3 yards in a
cloud of dust here. I I might play McDonald at
running back. Do you feel like you have enough
oxygen on the sideline for Andy Reid to get him through this
game? David, Let me tell.
You, dude, we are, we are. We are doing the Aaron Rodgers
offense. We're taking it down to 39.99
every time. The clock's on double zeros,
Andy. Reid is, but Andy Reid has to
just jump the offensive drive and then go play defense.
He's let me tell you. Every, every time, every, every
like every 3 plays, I'm going to tell Andy Reid, you go find Pete
Carroll wherever he's lining up on defense and you guys just
have a chat. We'll play, we'll play, we'll
play. We'll play 10 on 10 if we have.
Great third round pick Andy. Reid touch, But Davis is running
the touch punch with Andy Reid every play.
What's? Saying brother.
OK, Is it back-to-back to back to me?
I. Think it's to me.
All right, I'm going to go. I'm going to go with Mike
Tomlin. He.
Was he was the trickiest one to value to me, Yeah.
Former wide. Receiver William and Mary
couldn't find a weight on him. Maybe ask.
Maybe ask the computers if he's 195 I bet.
If I had to, if I had to bet, I bet he weighs a cold 227.
Right now. He's 5. 8 So he's a little
undersized, but he's got some dog in him.
I think I could probably play him at center if I if he's over
200, what does what do the bots say?
You just I'm telling you guys, I I've experienced this recently.
You just cannot Google stuff anymore because you are you are
getting such a degree of nonsense AI generated slop that
you will. It's just not even close to to
something real. You mean it says there's a
football recruiting profile from NCSA that lists Mike Tomlin with
a height of five, 11165 Though it's important to verify if this
is the correct Mike Tomlin. I don't know like.
They will, they will have to, they will have to figure it out,
but it it's just it's it's just unworkable.
Yeah, he he, he is a tough one. I feel like it's kind of in in
the the mold of what I was doing with the the Raheem Morris pick
where you're taking on a little age, but you're trusting the
athleticism, the work ethic, the knowledge it's going to and,
and. The attitude, I think there's
going to be some coaches, you know, the pictures taken,
they're going to be chatting. Oh yeah, we get this football
game. You know, this is kind of silly.
You know, it came from a ship chasing episode and I don't know
how serious I'm going to take it.
And then Mike Tomlin, he's he's going to take this seriously.
He's he's going to be putting putting his shoulder pads into
somebody. So I'm I'm happy to have him on
the squad. I'll take with my second pick.
I'll take Jonathan Gannon, the other the loser.
I thought that Davis was going to take didn't even play.
Did he? Yeah, No, he.
Played wide receiver and defensive back at Louisville.
I don't just show. Yeah.
Pull. OK, Pete, pull up a picture of
what Jonathan Gannon looks like to the crowd, please.
Dude looks. Dude looks like.
This is the Ben Johnson pick all over again.
So you can't you can't take Ben Johnson if he upset at all,
right? Guy looks like fucking.
Tim Robinson from I think you should leave.
All right, that's. Not even not even a good cop.
It is a good. Cop it is.
He's in. Shape.
He's only 14. At all like Tim Robinson?
No. I mean, he looks like a goober,
but I've got I honestly. I honestly think I'm here.
So I'm. Probably just remembering his
very awkward Arizona Cardinals. Oh yeah, he's he's.
Awkward as hell, yeah. But he's he's not.
Going to be no, you know. What I I actually, I, I got to
give it to you. Good, good, good.
Arms, small chest. Betty can't bench 225.
You know who he looks. Like he looks like Jeremy Strong
from Succession. Oh.
Yeah, I see that. Yeah, totally, totally.
Yeah, I, I don't mind that one. I think it's in the same vein of
just trying to get some of these guys who are still young and
have a little bit of size. Yeah, and.
A little bit of playing experience as well for him, all
right. So we still have the cohort of
the 60 and 70 year olds that have not been drafted.
Other than Andy Reid, we have 50 year olds sliding through the
cracks and then we're we're really getting into that you're
either old or really undersized is kind of what we're up against
at this point. I'm going to go.
It's my turn, right? Yeah, I think.
Did you just do 2 Pat? I just did 2.
Yeah, OK. All right.
So I am going to go. This is going to be another
controversial pick. I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going for the other fat coach.
If I got to take an old guy anyway, I'm going to take Brian
Dabel now. He did.
Lose a bunch of weight Davis he might be.
He might be on Ozempic, but there's only so much that you
could do here. I I will have the only two
coaches who either are or have weighed 300 lbs.
Yeah. Dabel.
Dabel looks like he's got some tenacity for sure.
For sure. Is this it?
Did he play at Notre Dame or are they just like comping him to
Rudy here? I think he small.
College is what I wrote down. He played safety, so it was
probably a long time ago. He was 510.
He's 510. Are you, are you telling me I
won't just be able to run for six yards of carry against Mike
McDaniel on on Peter's defense when, when I have Brian Dabel
and Andy Reid, they're just going to fall forward?
I'm going to get 4 yards to play on quarterback sneaks.
These guys are going to be gassed after half of a play like
is it is that's fine. You did.
I mean, I will say is my game plan.
Going in, I've gotten all my targets thus far.
You did tell us before that NFL coach fantasy drafts are one in
the trenches, right? Off the ball is one in the
trenches, brother. OK, it's back to me for a double
tap here and it's honestly starting to get real thin.
Real thin. So this is where.
I I had the tears the this is where I had you have a tier big.
Tier when I was doing. The mocks, yeah, this is where
the Cliff would hit. It's.
Just like I really have to decide, decide do I care about
size or do I care about age? I think what I'm going to do is
I'm going to get one of the last youngish guys that has a little
bit of size to him. I'm I'm going to take Kyle
Shanahan. I think he fits in this mold of
of these guys who can be a little athletic out there.
I think Kyle Shanahan's keeps in good shape, you know, like a
canalis like a lefleur here. Is he going to get absolutely
pancaked accidentally by Andy Reid?
Sure. But I think he's going to be
able to pass the concussion protocol quickly and get back
out there. And after that, I'm going to,
I'm just going to keep leaving the olds and the fats to Davis
because he's just gobbling them all out.
He's can't. Get enough the fats.
Right, the fats are so. Undervalued you.
You guys are insane. Wait, I just zoned out for a
second. You took Kyle Shanahan.
Yes. Kyle Shanahan Kyle Shanahan was
after Pete Carroll on my board. Kyle Shanahan.
Last guy you wanted this zero
dog annoying guy in the locker room.
Biggest Loser? No.
Big Biggest Loser is the show that half of your players are
going to have to go on to lose. Yeah, Brian Davos.
Like winning contestant I, I. I went into this exercise
knowing, knowing two things, I was going to be overweight, Andy
Reid, and I was not taking Kyle Shanahan.
You keep just. Bagging into the most
unfortunate buds, The biggest loser, overweight Andy Reid.
I mean, David, because it's too long, man is is Brian.
Callahan, the most nondescript NFL like when he gets fired this
year, are we even going to remember who he was?
It's it's him and Mike. McDonald, they're both just like
MPCS in the NFL. All right, back to you, Davis
all. Right.
It's pretty. Tough worrying about.
Your food and beverage budget too for keeping this teeth bad.
All right, so I'm going to take, I'm going to take another guy
who is at the very least a dog. He is old, but I'm going to take
Dan Quinn because I, I believe that I believe Dan Quinn is of
the ankle biting variety. I, I don't, I don't think you're
going to want to be lined up across from from.
From That's a pretty good one. That is a good one.
He definitely should have gone ahead of day.
Ball should have gone. Ahead of Kyle Shanahan, that's.
8.3%. Not even I would take 8.3% Kyle
Shanahan. Just imagine you're getting your
ass beat and you go back into the locker room and Shanahan is
is just explaining to you that you're wearing the wrong type of
shorts so he's not calling plays for you anymore.
And and you get you get bonus I I forgot about Dan Quinn rocking
the backwards hat. That takes at least.
Like 4 years. Look at that neck.
Look at that neck dude. It is, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good pick, that was.
David's. Team has an identity, you got to
give him that. I'm going to be.
In the trenches, you guys, Mike McDaniel and Kyle Shannon are
going to end up on Peter's team and they're going to be
designing like reverse screens and wide receiver passes.
And Andy Reid's just going to Andy Reid's going to be like
Indiana Jones pulling the gun out, watching the guy with the
sword, and he's just going to sit on Kyle Shannahan.
I mean, David's team has an identity.
That identity is high cholesterol, but it has an
identity. All right, it's back to Pat.
All right, I'll go. Ahead and take Kevin Stefanski,
43 years old. I didn't know.
What to make of him 511? 185 SA Little undersized, but he
played defensive back at Penn, so you know, he's probably
decently athletic. Still, he looks reasonable.
NFL head coach. Let's see here.
Yeah, actually, he looks, he looks decently fit here.
All right, I see the vision. And then I will take Todd
Bowles, who's a little older. He's 61 but in pretty solid
shape and he gives me at least a little height, 6 foot 2 listed
AT2O3. That's probably from his playing
days. Think we would get a little bit
more size in that little bit more mass. 61 Wow, but you're
getting a. Pretty big discount.
He played eight seasons as a safety in the NFL, so you're
getting a pretty big discount on that with the age, which you
should, but I think worth taking at this point.
Yeah, this 2015 photo, but that was that was a decade ago.
It's 2000. 15 It's got a bit of a gut.
Now, but I think I'm playing him on the line all.
Right, all right, I see it Davis back.
Let's see this is who's who's available, who hasn't been
selected? Brian Schottenheimer, Mike
McDaniel, Sean McDermott, John Harbaugh, Sean Payton, Pete
Carroll, Jim Harbaugh. And then don't forget Roger
Goodell is in the player pool man the.
Harbaugh's If we could have, if we did this exercise 13 years
ago, they're smashed. They're just too old now.
So I'm, I'm of two minds here. It's either McDermott or
Schottenheimer. And I, I'm just going to go
Schottenheimer because he went to the University of Kansas.
It's really. It's really my only logic.
Yeah, he he's. He's younger looking than you'd
think, but yeah, he's not that old.
He looks. Tall.
How tall is he? What did I put in might be able
I'm. Not able to play one safety 611.
96, yeah, you could get away with that, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I agree that the you were debating between him and
McDermott, right? Yes, yeah.
When I knew I I didn't know what what McDermott played, I knew I
knew Schottenheimer was a quarterback.
Safety at William and Mary, both Tomlin and Sean McDermott, but
yeah, age 51, we don't have any medicals on him, which is why he
slipped in the draft. I think had we known he would
have participated in the weigh in at the coach's combine.
Yeah, I think he's he's got some some pluck to him.
I think he kind of has like a fiery personality.
I can see him getting up for this game in decent shape.
You know, doesn't look like he's been having too many late night
pints at Ben and Jerry's like some of the guys Davis has been
picking. Let's go there and then.
Man, this is really hard. I mean, Mike McDaniel, like this
180 here is like so generous on his weight.
Like Mike McDaniel has to be about 165 soaking wet.
There are, like Davis said, the Harbaugh's at 61.
They just seem like they're going to take one hit and just
get snapped in half the I do. I forget which one is which.
John is in better shape. Jim has had.
He had a he had a heart thing, correct.
I'm not making this up. No, no.
I I. Do remember that Davis I.
Think that was in the news even recently.
I think I need a little bit more size here.
Harbaugh 61220 Jim Harbaugh's the taller one, but a little
skinnier. You you want.
Jon. Jon is clearly the pick.
Yeah, I'm gonna go, Jon. So this is who's left, Mike
McDaniel, Sean Payton, Pete Carroll, Jim Harbaugh and Roger
Goodell. Tough.
Is that it? So Davis picks No.
We have Sean McDermott left, right.
No, I just took him. He just took.
Oh, he. Took Oh my bad.
Fuck off. So it's.
Back to Davis in the middle, then Pat, you'll have two picks.
Oh so I'm getting I'm getting stuck with the last pick it
looks like. Does that make sense?
Cuz I went, didn't I go first? Shouldn't I get the last pick?
Or is it kind of like uneven rounds?
Oh yeah, we might need to. You might need to, actually.
Who had Schottenheimer? There.
Me, Davis. Davis, we can sort.
Here in a second. All right, Yeah, it's your pick.
OK, so he is teensy, but Mike McDaniel did play wide receiver
at Yale. I mean, I was gonna.
Take him he's got. Football experience I and I
think I'm kind of balancing out my lack of athleticism up front
with a little bit more like he does vape a lot.
So I don't know how that plays in McDaniel.
Big vapor. But yeah, I I'm gonna go Mike
McDaniel. So I have 10 players so far,
Davis has 10, and Pat, you should be at nine.
Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to take two, Yeah.
And then you guys will each take one, OK.
And which hardball? Did you take?
I took John. All right, I'll take.
Jim, yeah, he's 21563, so he's a nice tackle prospect this late.
He is 61, but, you know, putting him on the offensive line,
probably defensive line, too. So that's all right.
And then let's see. Oh, it gets ugly, doesn't it,
boys? It's Sean Payton.
Pete Carroll or Roger Goodell, I'm going to take.
Goodell and make him play guard, maybe centre, maybe even centre.
Wow. Are you?
Is is Pete Davis? Didn't you say at the top of the
show that Pete Care wasn't the last pick?
When push comes to shove, though, Yeah.
Tough, it's on you. Davis I mean, sure.
Yeah, I'll take, I'm going to have a Kurt Warner style
resurgence here for for Sean Peyton, I guess.
You know, how hard are these guys really going to be getting
after it on the defense? Like I could stick Sean Peyton
there at quarterback and then I will, I'll get Pete Carroll to
you as a as a. Kind of a moneyball like you
know, you can get quarterback. There's so many.
You just take one last if you're playing him at quarterback, I
think it's actually a pretty solid pick.
I just you just. Can't hide him on defense, I
can't hide him on. Defense and I already had Kellen
Moore, who's kind of like the young version of this, so he
didn't really make sense for my team, but I I like that if
you're playing him at quarterback, I think it's a
pretty strong pick. Like this late?
Yeah. You start to notice some trends
here. Pete's got he has one.
Guy younger than 40 on his team. What this is, how did that
happen? I've been targeting the young
guys. You too, Pete.
Go Ryan's one O 1 Davis you have. 2 and you There was only a
handful of guys under 40. My team is younger, all right.
Worst. I wanna, I do just wanna, I
wanna, I wanna nominate worst pick.
It was absolutely Korean taking Kellen Moore 100.
I don't know, I. Don't regret it, Sean.
Sean, Sean Payton and Kellen Moore are basically effectively
the same in this exercise. He's 36.
What is Kellen Moore? Kellen Moore could not tackle
Aaron Glenn. Just straight up couldn't do it.
I'm I'm going. To hide the.
Shit out of Kellen Moore, I'm going to, I'm going to have him
blame playing like free safety. I, I just, I do, I just very
clear the people who are saying the Andy Reid pick is bad.
You guys have never played ball. You've never played ball.
You just you just do not know. Hey, God, let's let's ballpark,
let's ballpark guess some of these weights and then sort and
see who has the fattest team. OK, we're we're, we're going up
to 300 for Andy. We're going to three. 100 What's
Goodell? Like 262 I.
Was gonna say 240, yeah. He's always, He's always.
Wearing the suit, it's hard to tell Dan Quinn's.
Got to be what 2/22/20 Mike Tomlin 2O What is HE210210?
Yeah, 210. Sean McDermott.
Similar to Tomlin, I'd imagine. Yeah, 22.
O 5/2 10:00-ish. Brian Dabal, who did lose a lot
of weight recently, but still looks like he weighs like a good
250. 22 I was going to say 260. 255 Pat, you want to get in
here. Davis and I are like so
overconfident on how how much all these guys weigh.
Just like immediately. I know.
I'm loving. Ricky Morris, I think he's like
a two O 5 chat chat. 'S staying 300 too low for Andy
Reid, so I think Morris is. Probably a little lighter than
that because he's not that tall, right?
No. He's well, we don't we also.
Don't have height on him. Yeah, I think.
He's got to go one that. Doesn't look that.
Yeah, I would say he's probably like 190.
Jonathan Gannon at 180 in college.
So we'll just, we'll give probably say like 1. 9200 even
look at. Dave, it's his team when you
sort by weight. I had a plan.
I executed the plan. Three of the top four and five
of the top eight. I am going.
To win the battle in the trenches.
Is my team going to be gassed in the second-half?
Absolutely. In the second-half you'll be
looking to get to the second-half.
I, I, I. Had a plan.
Anyone who's played any ball at any level knows there is no
substitute for size. I I have the biggest team and
and I have the Youngs to counterbalance it, yes.
Let's see. So then now Pat, how is this
this next part looking we need? To we need to figure out how
we're going to play everybody. So I think we could probably do
like we could go through and, and have everyone do their
offense and then their defense might be one way to do it.
But we need to. Yeah, you, you have to.
Allocate the positions for your teams, yeah.
And and you can play. However, this is your base
formation. This is your base.
Personnel. That's right.
So. You, you don't have to, you
know, however you want to play, it's up to you.
Do you guys want? To let's see, should you want,
do you have this document? Do you want to each of us do
this simultaneously or do we want to?
I was going to say put the. Link in the the yeah chat so
that I can I can sort it. And producer Nick is going to
get us some more data on average weights and ages for the team
here in a in a sheet. So thank you, Nick.
Thank you, Nick. All right, OK.
Do you want to talk? Talk there.
Well, I was I. Was just trying to think about
the best way to do that. Should we, should, Pete, should
we create a column left of this with the positions right tackle,
left tackle, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth.
Or do you just put all right? I'll, I'll start, I'll start.
So I am going to take Andy Reid is going to be my center.
Dan Campbell is going to be my left guard, Dabel is going to be
my right guard, and I'm just going to run the ball.
You don't. Have guys?
Oh, you mean Dabel? You're 1.
Hot take. I'm actually gonna play.
I think I'm gonna play Dan Quinn as my right tackle.
Interesting a little bit. Bigger and then I'm gonna play
the more athletic and the younger.
Zach Taylor is my left tackle. I'm gonna play Sean Payton at
quarterback. I'm gonna do Ben Johnson.
Oh, did I get? Sorry, I was trying to sort just
so we could see yours here. What happened?
OK. You just you I I'm I lost
myself. I lost my I lost my train of
thought Ben Johnson is gonna be my running back has to be has to
youngest guy 1195 KOC is my quarterback.
But I I'm gonna do KO CS gonna be my tight end.
But I'm gonna, I'm gonna run like a a Wildcat style
situation. What did you say?
Dane Campbell or Dan Quinn was You're gonna want a.
A Wildcat with Sean Tackle. Well, you know how like Brady
Quinn would go stand off on the side and just not?
Do anything? Yes, when Tom Brady would line
up at wide receiver. Exactly.
Ben Johnson is my running back. KOC is my tight end.
Not OK. CKOC is my tight end.
Go Thunder, dude, I said. Dan Quinn is my right tackle, my
left tackle is Zach Taylor, my slot wide receiver is obviously
McDaniel, and my primary wide receiver is going to be my
youngest guy, Mike McDonald. And then my sacrificial ex is
going to be shoddy. Sacrificial ex.
Honestly, dude, no one. You guys are not lining it up
and beating me. There's just no change.
I am I. Am OK.
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna basically, I'm gonna run kind of
the so basically Sean Payton is gonna be Gardner Minshew here,
but there is gonna be a little bit of a, of a rotational
element with him and NKOC. Is my My sorting's not working
for keeping these spots. Is that I was trying to get us
on a You might not have. No, it should be.
It should work OK. All right, Pat, do you want to
fill in yours here? You don't have you?
Don't have to write the name in there because it'll just be
associated with that with that same player.
Yeah, like on the Yeah, OK all right, yeah, hang on.
Let me get into this sheet. I'm in the wrong one.
All right, so I will let's see I'm going to say first of all,
let's let's fill out the offensive line.
So I'm going to play Liam Cohen at center.
Oh, I. Already win.
I literally already win. He's 2.
He's 223, OK, and he's 39. He's pushing over.
Andy Reid, He's, he's got some. Some He honestly might shove
Andy Reid to the ground easily. I don't want to be mean about
it, but so he's going to be center, then I think I'm going
to play. I'm going to play my hardball at
at tackle and Todd Bowles will be my other tackle.
So get these guys maybe don't have the most mobility, but they
have a little bit of size. Where's so this is hardball,
Where's Bowles? There's Bowles.
All right, then I'm going to fill out guard with Rodger
Goodell. Scott's got a little bit of heft
and I'll use the other guard is a little trickier.
I'll probably use Matt Lafleur, who's 210 and I think has has
enough size to hang. He might ultimately switch with
with Cohen. We might we have to test those
guys out. Actually, I'll put Lafleur at
center to start and I'll move Cohen to guard.
And then my other my other guard was what did I say, Goodell,
Goodell. All right now Kellen Moore
obviously will play quarterback because you can't really do
anything else with him. So so really the.
Sean Payton equivalent. The Sean Payton.
Equivalent, who I drafted a little earlier, but I think a
little early. He'll be a little less
concerning on defense. So Marquez.
Callaway in the eighth round aspect.
And then we're gonna play at wide receiver.
I will have Aaron Glenn and Kevin Stefanski, both former
defensive backs, feel like they can.
They can play receiver there. For me.
I'm going to have Jonathan Gannon at tight end, maybe get a
little bit of explosive. Tight end is hilarious maybe?
Get a little some explosives there.
My my. Team is even better now.
Watching Pat lay his team out now here's.
Here's the move. Mike Tomlin, full back back.
Mike Tomlin. He's gonna.
He's playing. He's there.
You're playing 20. One.
Yeah, you're not. Going three wide receivers, I'm
not going. Three wide receivers, because
the whole point of this team is for Damico Ryan's to get like 45
carries a game. He's the running back.
This is why this team comes together.
He's 247 lbs. He's actually fast.
He's going to run away from every single person you're doing
that against. Every creators you your Rd.
Graders are going to be stuck in.
Mud. I'm going to have Tamiko Ryan's
doing pitches, let me tell you. More Brian Dabel and Andy Reid
are just going to push Liam Cohen over.
Just hands on shoulders like a little kid.
Just knock him over I. I am going to score.
This is Derrick Henry. I have Derrick Henry.
You. I have an actual NFL player
here, D'amico Ryan, who's going to be your your.
Offensive line, you know, if if the game is built in the
trenches, it's it's not a good look.
You do probably have the best quarterback though.
It is funny. How all of Pat's experience is
is quarterbacks and defensive players.
Roger Goodell pick was atrocious.
Hey man, I got to fill out the offensive line.
What did you? Want him what you want him to
do? All right.
I think I got to put, I got to put Vrabel at center.
Somebody's got to put Andy Reid where he, he deserves here.
We're going to, we're going to put, we got to put Harbaugh at
one of the tackles. God, how do we hide Pete
Carroll, dude, how do we hide? You got Harbaugh.
And Pete Carroll, dude? Dude, we're hiding.
We're hiding Carol at guard. It's.
Stable. I think.
It's stable, bro Carroll. Like guard.
You're doomed. Where?
Where else? So let me put in that place
kicker. Oh my God.
OK, I think what we need to do here, No, we're not putting Pete
Carroll like guard. We're going to put.
We'll put Sean McDermott at at guard here, we'll put Canalis at
one of the guards and we'll go ahead.
And I think we got to have Steiken at QB.
We got to take advantage of that size, that experience.
And I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to put Raheem
Morris at the other tackle. I think he might be like 5-9
dude did you put your? Your first pick is a tackle.
What I don't, I don't need the We already established.
It's not like we're drafting the best quarterback overall.
That's the most important thing for this.
You're drafting athleticism here.
I need to get these little guy. I'm putting Sean McVeigh at
running back. We're going to pull position.
Of wide receiver. What's that not his natural?
Position of wide receiver No I'm.
Just drafting athletes dude. He converted late in this.
Period. Sirianni, we're going to put
that tight end with his, his experience there as a wide
receiver, Where are we going to put Pete Carroll?
I mean, just you got to you. Got to you just got to put him,
that wide receiver into sacrificial.
Sacrificial X Yeah. Sacrificial X.
OK. And then So what what I have one
more wide receiver spot left that we're going to give to to
Shanahan for sure. And then what, what position do
I have remaining? Pull back tight end or wide
receiver. Center guard tackle.
Guard tackle. So I can I can.
Play I can play Callahan at a yeah, third wide receiver.
Done, We call. This one Pete learns about 11
personnel. Dude, the Pete Carroll is just.
It really makes. Me tough Pete's.
Team. Is Pete's team is not throwing
the ball and also losing a run blocker with Pete Carroll at 73
years old? 73 year old Pete Carroll is just
the ultimate item out there. I just need him to be Chris
Hogan. Just getting some cardio there
on the outside he does love. The cardio, he's going to be
enthusiastic. Pete Carroll's going to be
enthusiastic. Yes, OK.
Do you want to do defense quickly?
Yes. Yes, I do.
All right, let's see. This Davis.
All right, Andy Reid is my nose tackle.
I'm only playing three down lineman.
That's why I'm gonna have, I think.
We all are. I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have
you know what? Actually, I'm just gonna, I'm
gonna put him as my deep safety. I'm gonna play 3 safeties.
So he's my Sean Payton is gonna be my deep safety.
I'm gonna do Mike McDaniel at corner.
I'm gonna do Ben Johnson at edge.
I'm going to do Dan Quinn at edge.
I'm gonna have Mike McDonald as my Mike linebacker.
Oh my. God, Kevin O'Connell, Mike
McDonald playing. Mike No, actually, you know
what? No, I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna play 425 and then so I've got another off ball line
back. But he's kind of Micah Parsons,
right? So he can play, he can play, he
can play his. Team is so fat that he can
afford to play DNB. All live backer.
He's 65265 and James doesn't. We're about the line.
Go to run. Matters and all of a sudden the
team doesn't look so good. We're going to.
Do shoddy as my box safety and we're going to do McDaniel at
actually, you know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to change this. I'm going to go to I'm going to
play. I'm going to play, I'm going to
play. Two, I'm going.
To play 524 right and then safety.
So I'm going to go 3 safeties, 2 corners, 2 linebackers, 4 down
lineman. OK, Pat, you're ready to assign
defense. Yeah, yeah.
All right, so I will go. Let's see.
All right, Goodell, he's just going to have to just he's he's
playing in the trenches. He's he's.
I can't believe. You guys both just gave up on
the trenches. We had the exact opposite idea.
What are you talking? About Goodell's 250 he's this is
this is me not giving up on the let me get him all trenches.
Yeah, I. Moneyballed the trenches,
moneyballed it. Yeah, I mean.
I think Adele's a great trench player for we don't need to.
Worry about you're only putting three guys in in your defensive
trenches. I might slide Pete Carroll in my
No I. Changed I changed I'm running a
425 with a deep safety, a box safety and a hybrid safety who
can be like the nickel corner if need be The the trenches are
the. Strength of my team, I mean, at
least on defense, D'amico Ryan's is is edge.
He's an edge for me, honestly. Good, good, good.
Unironic. Good pick.
Yeah, I mean. He's he's a superstar on both
sides. The only reason I'm passing is
honestly just to keep him fresh on defense.
Then I will do where's where's Jim Harbaugh?
He believes in in building through the trenches.
So let's put him at defensive tackle.
He's 215 can handle that a little bit.
And then my other edge famously. Healthy heart, A nose tackle.
Well, that wouldn't be the first.
You know, I've got Liam Cohen playing Edge 39, six foot 1223.
I think he can handle that assignment.
Let's. See, I've got Mike Tomlin,
clearly a linebacker. He'll run around, make some
plays. Todd Bowles used to play safe.
He's going to play linebacker for me.
Need need his athleticism there to tackle Davis's nonstop
running of the ball. I'm going to play Matt Lafleur
at strong safety, but he's going to be in the box a lot.
That's. Is that the most wild two way
line center and strong safety? That's so good.
Kellen Moore, obviously not someone you're super psyched
about, but I'm going to play him at linebacker.
He's going to be like my speedy, like weak side linebacker.
Going to have him run around a lot.
Well, he's. 36 so he's speedier than Andy Reid, you give him
that? Sure yeah, he's speedier yeah,
you're right he's not super fleet of foot, but he's he is 36
years old. Kevin Stefanski was a former
defensive back so he's a nice cornerback.
Aaron Glenn, obviously we can use that, but I'm going to put
Glenn at safety. I'm going to use some of that
some of that intelligence that he's got is the former NFL
player. And then Jonathan Gannon will be
my other cornerback. He has defensive back experience
at Louisville, so you're. Running nickel as your base
personnel? No, it should be like a four
three, right? Don't I have Tomlin, Bowles and
Kellan Moore at linebacker? 2 defensive tackles, 2 edges.
Yeah, but the force can be in the box a lot because because
you guys can be running non-stop.
Kellen Moore that. Is the plan I might not have to
throw the ball? You better hope you don't.
You don't got the horses to do it.
Daniel, brother. All right, let's see here.
We're going to have Rabel at. Can we just pull?
This up quick? Could tell it's Armitage, Indy
Reed. Pete.
Pete didn't believe in this show as a concept.
This is our biggest banger of this.
This is a banger. There there will be some hard
O's who are very disappointed we didn't draft our 98th best ball
made in team Jaden, Jaden Frye. Knows that I had this in the
bag. OK.
Yeah, So I I have to put Pete Carroll that's is deep safety,
the sacrificial acts on the on the other side, Harbaugh,
depends on your team. I mean some.
Some teams run. Pete, when you say deep safety,
how deep, how deep is Pete girl going to be for you?
Deep, deep. Shane McDermott has linebacker
written all over him, as does actually.
Do I want to put stake where he? Wants stake in his hand in the
ground. Stiken, I think, yeah, probably.
I could probably have him as an edge.
I think Stiken with that, with that height there, Raheem Morse,
do I take advantage of him actually playing safety?
But to me, he now strikes me as a little bit more of a
linebacker, I think. A linebacker, yeah.
Yeah, with the. Size of this team and then we're
going to play McVeigh at at corner for sure Shanahan at
corner. We'll put Brian Callan hand back
there as another safety. And then I think that just
leaves Siriani as a as another one of my linebackers for a
little 4/3. So I'm the only.
One that got creative on defense.
Interesting. Well, I added a bunch of ES to
deep safety. How much more creative, Yeah.
Davis Pete is playing with 10 defenders.
Is that creative enough for you? No.
Pete Carroll is his Gibril Preppers.
Remember? Remember the year?
What's his name? The The idiot Browns coach put
Gibril Preppers like 37 yards behind the line of scrimmage.
I don't. I don't.
I also don't. All right, Pat, this was a this
is a wonderful idea. And I should mention to people
we're going to, we're going to be ending this episode here very
shortly because we have to go record a mini sode.
We're literally on the clock with our first pick in the FFPC
main event draft. We got registered for that.
And for those of you guys who are YouTube members will be
trickling out special members only shows as we're on the clock
throughout this draft. We recorded one last week, kind
of just talking general thoughts about the ADP and stuff we might
want to do in the draft. And now we need to go hammer out
our decision at one O 3. But before we do that, Davis,
Pat, anything you guys want to mention?
Can we get a poll in the chat here for for who won?
Oh yeah, let's. Get let's get while you guys do
your plugs. I'll get a poll in the chat and
you guys can you guys can tell us who won here?
Let me get over to ship chasing Davis.
What do you got going on this week?
Members only stream tomorrow. Take cast episode.
If you guys really know ball, I just did a a take cast with a
Cody Alexander who runs match quarters, which is a sub stack
that is just about defense. And I learned, I learned a lot.
It was a it was a good it's a good take.
Yeah. Fun stuff.
Why? Why am I looking at a video of a
playground? Because.
Google Ads knows that I have A and I'm trying to get in here
to. What about you, Pat?
Google Ads. Matt Irby had a a good article
this morning up on some some undervalued running backs
looking at yak, which I thought was an interesting lens to to
look at some of these guys. It helps that guys like free
Saul Devon a Chan some exciting players were were popping in
that is is potential, you know, undervalued guys right now.
And yeah, I recommend checking out if you're if you're a
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we're we're launching the production version of that very
soon. Beautiful.
The what, 0 votes for me? That's bullshit. 60% Pat, 40%
Davis Fatty, 0% Pete. What in the world did you guys
see the amount of athletes that I packed on my team?
When when this? Poll ends I It's going to be
like a runaway. It's going to be like 8010. 3.
That that math doesn't work out. No one's voting for Pete.
I will say Davis, you wanna the the chat hated your team for
most of the show and now is voting for it.
So congratulations because. Because the silent majority, as
Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan always knew the silent majority,
they're not extremists. They want us to put our hands in
the dirt and run the ball. It it's, it's I wouldn't run the
ball. Too, I've got the best running
back by a mile and a good enough offensive line to protect for
him. You can't catch Damico Ryan.
Honestly, honestly, Mike McDonald better running back
than than Mike McDonald. Is a better running back than
Damico Ryan's? You believe that Miko Ryan's is?
Is how old did we determine he was 454640?
40. If you're at the polls, stay in
line. If you're at the polls, the Rico
Ryan's is Miles. Garrett and Derrick Henry as a
as a Great comment, not a. Single vote, not a single vote
that. What I think we should feel, we
should have helped Peter more. I think I.
Think I understand. Pete Carroll stocks but a single
vote they are ending. Let's just rejoice in in that we
have gotten every single vote. The show's over.