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It's the ship cast with Pete with Gretchen with Pat.
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You can't handle the heat. It looks like we're.
Finally, at this point, you're right.
All right, we are live, fellas. What?
What are you guys seeing on the screen?
I need to know if I need to go to the cell phone.
Oh, I'm going. I went back to Prime Vision this
week and I'm just going to accept that I'm going to be
behind. I just saw ETN get tackled after
a screen. It's like, me too.
Are you at like, 1327 right now? Yeah. 1330, so I'm 3 seconds
behind you. OK, 1330.
I I always forget to bring up the game until we're about 3
minutes into a pie. Yeah.
It's it's sunny, dude. The sun's shining in my eyes.
I'm I'm born and bred East Coast like football and we prime time.
Let's let's see. Let's see the picks.
This was you guys today. I'm in a in a great spot of not
having to like be worried about being wrong.
You have to defend yourself, right?
Exactly. I love this.
Is it great? It's like I I hope we win, but
also I don't have to like swim. What if we win?
What if this is the only one we win, dude?
OK, that's it. That so now, So what happened?
Gretchen, you do the live stream today because normally we all
collaborate on our picks in the afternoon.
It's been the past couple weeks, I've been really tied up this
week. What?
You had a marathon solo live stream and and you you left the
burden to me and Pat. Yeah, I just decided to go go
live because I usually do stealing bananas Thursday
mornings. And I was like, screw it, I'm
just going to fire up a solo live stream, send out a long.
One on vacation and somehow you had even less time.
What? Do you mean?
I was taking the week off. Yeah, no, but I want I was like,
bored. I took Sunday night off like so.
I mean, I already took one pot off and then I was bored today.
I want to talk football. I was making people mad on
Twitter. I started firing off some
tweets. I was like, man, people get so
defensive on Twitter. All right, I'm gonna stop
tweeting. Let's go on a live stream and
talk to, you know, talk to the subscribers What?
What is? What is?
Sean doing, He just went, he went to Greece.
He's just like up and went to Greece in the middle.
Of the season went to Greece in the middle of the season.
It's with his parents. It was the time that he could
make it work with his parents and it's a a really cool thing
for him. So I heard from him the other
day, they were in, they're in Athens for a little bit.
They they went out a couple a little ways outside of Athens to
Delphi, go see the Oracle at Delphi, right.
And then that was like a little bit of a day trip, a couple.
Hours. She's still Oracle.
What's that? Yeah, she's still Oracle.
Yeah, I think, I think she's still old.
And then, yeah, you know, they're doing, they're doing
some stuff there and then they're going to get on a a
ship, I think do some stuff on the islands and wind up in in
Constantinople, Istanbul, so. Yeah, Sean had like a he's got a
pretty good hit rate over the years.
Do you think he's been secretly going to the Oracle with Delphi
this whole time? Maybe is?
That how he gets it I. Don't know dude.
I've been thinking about Son of Mashawn's calls recently.
Like Sean was just like straight up ETN over Pollard this year.
Not a single person in the industry on that take other than
Sean looking pretty good right now.
Also, Sean talking about Devante Adams getting frustrated with
this version of the Raiders and who knows what happens from
there. Lots of quotes from an upset
Devante Adams these days. The Oracle over in Greece.
Always on it. Yes, right.
For the right reasons more than anyone in the industry.
I mean, the the, the, the specific things he hits are
sometimes just so ridiculous. Yeah.
All right, Joey. Yeah, let's get down to brass
tacks. Are we going to hit this?
God damn. Pick em tonight.
This drought is is epic. Let me pull up the core.
Pick em tonight, guys. I brought that up because right
in that moment, ETN was catching a screen I knew Etn's fancy
points over. We already got like 20 yards
from ETN and a catch on this drive, So we're we're looking
good there. Yeah, we were.
We were talking it through ended up like, when you look at Etn's
production this year, he's got it in a lot of ways, right?
There's like the three main ways.
There's touchdowns, there's receiving stuff and there's
rushing, and he's had games where he's gotten the
touchdowns. He's had games where he had the
big. Rush.
Well, Pete, you could be a holder you.
Can you can hold for kicks? You can do fake field goals, I
was told on Twitter today. What a fall from grace, I will
say how well the Jags are moving the ball on this opening drive.
Feels pretty good for two Jags overs.
Yes, it looks. Great.
I like it and and the Jags overs correlate with the the Kamara
over on the receptions. So I like this core.
If you want it, if you can only $600.00 tonight if we hit this
core you got to sign up for, That's the form.
That was a curt catch. Yeah, there's a Kurt catch
coming out of the bunch. Yeah, you guys were all over
this. I love the convo.
I I I came back from my live stream.
There was 121 comments in our three person chat.
Usually it takes like our chat with Leonie or something to see
that many. It was just YouTube, just vibing
on the game for 121 comments. Goodbye so far, Agnu.
Agnu takes it down to like the two right here.
Let's just get an ETN punch in. Get this wrong.
ETN punch in would be ideal real quick for the audio listeners.
The core entry we got are two Jags.
Christian Kirk over 10.35 fantasy points.
I know that seems oddly specific.
Travis ETN over 10 or 14.55 fantasy points.
And then Alvin Kamara on the other side.
Over 4 1/2 receptions. Kamara's hit that in two of
three games. The only game he didn't hit it
was against New England when they won by a ton.
Get in ETN. Let's go.
That's how you got in. I'm.
I'm super behind. You got in, Yeah.
I'm behind too. Let's go, let's do it.
That's. What a start.
Huge. Huge.
What a start. Huge.
Let's go. He has a 15 yard catch already.
5 rushing yards, 6 rushing yards for TD or something.
You know the T DS. Not updated yet.
Two. What was that?
A 2 yard run? So he's about 20 yards TD.
He's about 8.5 points already. Look at that.
Let me check the official thing here.
Once it updates, we're so far ahead under.
Yeah, Underdog hasn't even updated yet.
Kirk's at 1.2 already. That's nice.
It's getting moving in the right direction etn 8.6 I'm seeing 8.
.6 Let's go. OK.
Boom. And what's Kirk Kirk's at 1.2
1.2? I love the Kamara play with
Jamal Williams back. If he plays at all you're
thinking he's probably going to take a little bit of the rushing
load off Kamara. They've thrown the Kamara a lot.
It's been not even necessarily efficient just like a part of
their offense because a lot of their other offense doesn't work
really well. I that's probably my favorite of
the stuff that you guys landed on.
I was. I told you guys I was most
concerned of of any of this about ETN tough roughing rushing
match up 40 1/2 over under. But Pete, you were saying, and I
think it's a great call that they, you know that he gets
there in all the different ways. He's already got a nice.
Reception TD Instead of trying to predict exactly how he got
there, I liked just taking the point, the fancy point side of
it. And the idea was like, OK, you
know, we might get a screen or two.
That was actually something I I said because of the Lawrence
knee injury, you know, probably more likely to want to get the
ball out quickly, get the ball to the running back.
Less scrambling, you know, is going to be likely.
So they they probably might want to dial up a couple of those and
I also felt like you know they could just maybe lean on the run
game a little bit more with with the injury.
So yeah, good. It's a good good Saints defense
but it's I don't think they're like Etienne's good.
So it's not like this match up where we need to be scared.
The the other thing impact we were talking about it a little
bit like the Bigsby kind of usage ARC has been really
interesting right where he had the goal line role and he was
kind of vulturing ETN early on. Then ETN really started to
condense things and take over. But then you actually saw Bigsby
having kind of decent pass catching role last week.
It's it's kind of been a bizarre arc for him.
Yeah, it was a little 'cause we we consider pretty strongly
going with ETN over receiving yards, which would also look, I
think, pretty good already. But Bigsby had like a little bit
more in terms of route participation last week and Etns
receiving roll is a little thin. You kind of need him to just
like rip a screen. That's the bet.
And it's just like, man, we're just gonna sit here all all
night and just pray, rips a screen catch seems a little
little tough. So I I like, I just like the the
variety of outs that we have with.
With the Bigsby, I just checked this 'cause I I didn't notice
this writing up. Signals or anything, Bixby only
had a 20% route participation. Last.
Yeah, it wasn't huge. High but like it.
Was a season high and. But they blew him out.
ETN, ETN doesn't have like a super high targets for route
run. So it's like when I I don't want
to see him losing route if we're specifically doing the reception
stuff or the sorry, the receiving yard stuff.
I just got a little nervous about that.
Yeah, now that we're off to a hot start, the chat is asking
about the Google Form, so I will.
Now they want to know about the Google Form.
I will say this again, if you've already filled out this form,
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Hopefully we can just do the drawing in the second quarter
and we could just all move. On oh wow.
We could do a second quarter drawing maybe.
Hey, come. Here.
Oh my God. He dropped it.
He dropped it.
What the? Fuck are you doing?
You can't see anything in Prime Vision.
I like it, but like it's just it's not good for when you're
live streaming. You got to be able to see the
game. I'm going to the main broadcast,
boys. Prime Vision.
Well, I was kind of bumming 'cause I saw some conversation
about Prime Vision. I do think it's it's pretty
sweet. I really enjoyed it last year I
was tweeting about it every Thursday, I feel like, but it is
tough to see on a phone. It's it's sort of the problem.
It is. That's just.
That's just a fact. It reminds me of there's this
famous, like they're not famous, I guess infamous David Lynch
interview where someone was interviewing it.
He has a few incredible quotes where, like, they ask him about
what he thinks about product placement and they ask him what
he thinks about, like, people watching movies on a phone and
he's just like, it's fucking bullshit.
Fucking bullshit. And I imagine that's how like
someone told about Prime Vision watching Prime Vision on a
phone. It's fucking bullshit.
Guys. Derek, I just, I want to call
him David Carr. Derek Carr is like not even
trying to throw it out of field. He's.
Just ready to go to Kamara. Baby, let's go.
I like checked out, checked out, checked out.
So the part of the Kamara thing was did did my little mini
walkthrough for you guys and I was like the Jaguar.
I was like Jaguar's defense is kind of weird.
But the the thing I was like, you know they they're.
They don't have a good passwords, but they still are
good. So my hope was that Carr can
just sit there, sit there, sit there and then just check down a
Kamara a million times, please. I did pull up here on the screen
our five pick. So this, this one doesn't have
to do with the giveaway, but we do.
You know, we can't resist the 20X on underdog.
So it has our core Christian, Kirk, ETN, Kamara.
But then we tacked on Derek Carr higher than .5 interception.
So a pick he gets us there with Derek Carr and then the Tank
Bigsby rushing under 11 1/2 rushing yards.
I believe he has only cleared that number once all year so.
Decided an important ball knowing you know he has taken.
Were you taking the backup running back under 11.5 yards?
I mean, you know, Ball. Exactly.
That's just true. Just aggressively.
No ball. We kind of chickened out.
We were talking about having the Derek Carr interception in the
core and then we had a late love for the ETN number and I was
like, I think this car interception one might be a
little too gross for the core sweat.
That seems like a fun one for the core.
Sweat it. Does seem fun, but it also seems
like it could be a bummer. It's.
I could definitely be a bummer. Do you know what we should do,
guys? One of these days when you know
our pickups are dusted and the game is awful, we should like
Power Rank, the type of underdog.
Sweat like quarterback completion.
Sweat like backup running back. Lower yardage.
Sweat like there is a hierarchy. To help for sure.
I feel like interception over is kind of one of the worst.
Is that fair? Like we're just gonna be waiting
for the moment when it it happens and that it's like that
one moment and I'm really hoping, I think.
It's a pretty fun. Well, it's it's early in the
game, but right now it feels like a pretty fun five leg
sweat, right? We get if it was if this was on
a three. Pick em.
I don't know if I feel good, but it's part of a five.
Pick em. It's like, if it hits any time,
we're like, Oh my God, OK, the fiver's live.
The fiver's really live. And it's not gonna crush the
core. So that's how I think you want
to do this one as. A and I, you know, late in the
game, it could be, especially if they're trailing.
It could be a really fun sweat. I mean, there could be, yeah.
It's kind of correlated too. It just makes it fun, yeah.
It's actually, it's a good sweat, 'cause it's like, if it's
the last thing we need it like and then we down to them
throwing at the end. Oh man, they can literally throw
a pick on the last play of the game like that.
That can happen. Any over that is truly just a
single binary outcome. I think can never be that bad of
a sweat because it's just only one thing.
Like you could say like a 7 yard receiving over is a binary
outcome, but it's not technically.
This truly is technically, you know, a binary.
I will say This is why, like every single week I've had
either Puka or Cooper Cup in my DraftKings lineup.
Because just the PPR sweat of like the reverse death by 1000
cuts of those guys just racking up easy receptions.
It's like the best kind of dopamine ever.
It's just like, you know, Sean McVeigh is gonna get them open.
It's the cleanest fucking sweat. It's just like catch, catch,
catch. You're like give it to.
Me give it to me. That that's what Almanro felt
like last week. He had What did he end up with?
It was just like, oh, every time I looked it was like more and
more receptions, 4.4 A dot, and he had like 11 catches.
It was absurd. Little duck there from from
Carr. Almost picked up.
I know where you're going with this.
As someone who has dabbled in a little NBADFS back of the day, I
do not love NBADFS. I really didn't like it either.
I dabbled a little bit. It's so much you have to do it
like right before the games kick off.
It takes, it's kind of it like ruins marriages and families and
relationships. All right, third and seven.
Kamara's on the field. This feels like a check now.
Oh, Core got rocked. Don't be hurt.
Don't don't tackle him, intercept him.
Keep him out there. We gotta get that int, I guess,
like the one part of our core that isn't perfectly correlated,
right? As if the Jags hold a lead to
Christian Kirk stuff. Right.
Yeah, I was already thinking about that when they got the
first TD that the Kirk thing could be.
But Kirk is if you. All all the stuff you were
saying about Lawrence's knee and and the chat was talking about
taking the over on ETNS rushing could be one of those ones where
ETN gets there early and then smashes and goes for like 28 and
we're like can we get some of those points over to our other
guy? Yeah, that's definitely
possible. I I do like the one we went with
Kirk, 'cause he's more of like the kind of the steady
accumulator. Yeah, you know, like he'll he'll
be involved. He's got that chow away dot
like. We don't need like them to be
attacking deep. Yeah, just suck if he's like 6
for 60, you know? And you get half PPR, you get 9
points and you're like, man. Well, yeah, that would suck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We would lose by a point That
would definitely suck. Yes, cool story.
Yeah, I'm like, what's your fucking point?
Yeah, of course that would suck. Yeah.
It would be. Loose.
I mean, look at BTN had 13.8 fancy points that would also
suck it. Would also suck.
Hank Bigsby gets 12 rushing yards.
That would also suck. That would totally suck.
That's how these things work. Yeah, what catches 4 balls?
Gretch, I saw you tweet about this.
I mean the the Jehan Datsun holding kicks at Practice Video
A. Lot of people tell me what do
you expect from him? It's practice.
Maybe they're working on the, maybe they're working on the,
you know, the the fake team. Maybe he's going to be in for a
fake field goal. What is he going to do, stay on
the sideline for 15 minutes? Like, look, I've just, I've
never seen a wide receiver hold in practice and I've watched
football for a lot of years, never seen it.
There's a reason they showed that video, very nondescript.
There's a reason that that beat reporter was like, I'm going to
take video of this and put it on.
Exactly. People need to see this, he.
Or she has never seen that either.
Yeah, I'm. I'm all about bag defending.
Got a lot of Jahan Dotson. I I don't know if I'm going to
use that clip to defend my bag. Great to see him get his hands
on the ball. Right.
There was a lot of why would you use a receiver?
They got good hands. Why?
Why wouldn't you? Like, this makes perfect sense.
And I'm like, yeah, but I've never seen it before.
This is not good. Like, he's at the point of his
season as well, where he needs more reps running his routes.
Like what? Whatever he was going to do with
these. 15 minutes should have been a receiver thing, whatever
it was. Easily the most versatile
receiver in the game, he. Doesn't need to be catching
snaps, he needs to be catching some damn balls off the jugs
machine. Did you see the His one target
last week tipped off his fingertips.
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm done with Ron Rivera too.
I mean it's it's enough already. It's insane.
It is. You know how I think I think I
saw some people. I think Hayden had the tweet and
then Nez retweeted it. It was showing like the highest
tight end utilization and you know the the Falcons were #2.
It was like imagine where we would have drafted Kyle Pitts if
we saw the Falcons at the number two highest.
But it's like same if you would have told me that the.
Commanders were going to be the highest pass rate over
expectation team in the league. It's like, dude, I'll take Jahan
Dotson in the fourth round, like let's go, like to see the way
that this plays out in such weird ways where it's like
you're kind of right about you want what you want, And then
still so far from being accurate.
Kirk, there it is. Oh, don't fall there.
He recovered his own bubble. That was his slowest bumble
recovery I think I've ever seen. No, they lost it.
No, I think he was down. He was down.
He was. Close.
We're gonna have to go to the replay on that.
That did not. Look, yeah, it was close.
I was concerned that he was still up and they're given to
us. Is that, is it -2 on underdog or
-1, I mean that's down, right? Like that whole thing is down.
He comes back up. No, he came back.
Fumble. That's a fumble.
Oh man, that's really bad. That's really bad.
But. Oh God.
At that point, you could almost say he had it that his own
teammate when he put his hand on it.
If his own teammate didn't knock it away right away, you can
almost have, like, video evidence of like, Oh yeah, he
has the ball in his hand there. Yeah, we'll challenge it, AJ I'm
throwing my flag. It's obviously loose.
I can't believe he didn't get it back.
Got it right there and then his teammate just blasted out of his
hand. Is it -1 or -2?
On Underdog. Check if I don't know.
Google underdog. The only thing that can make me
feel better? Alvin Kamara, check down.
Not getting stuffed at the line of scrimmage.
Well, getting stuff could lead to a check down.
S -2 -, 2, that's a - 2, yeah. So that's is that that's a
negative play for us. Yeah, we have negative.
I try Christian Kirk now. I don't think it was negative.
I just looked. We're at -.5 points.
They've got it wrong. They've got it.
They've got the catch for -1 yards.
That was like a 20 yard reception.
Plus the half half point was like a 25.
It was a 2.5 play -2 like it was that play was like a a, a, a a
small win. I think if I'm not wrong, the
the box score has it wrong. We're not -.5.
That's it. I'm calling up Rodman.
Right now, 19 yard gain, 19 yard gain.
So it was. It was 2.4.
With the half pointer. Catch and we got .4 points on
that play we had 1.2 should be at 1.6.
I think we talked this through enough We can actually spin this
as a positive for. Us.
Yeah, we did. Well, I mean, did our score go
up or did it not be? No, it did.
It actually went up. Yeah.
So there we go. And I was worried about the Jags
scoring too quickly and and taking Kirk out of the game.
This is like when your quarterback throws a pick six,
like on the first possession. You're like, great games, Good
for my quarterback. Oh, that was so, so off target.
Just a little more. Off target car a little more.
These guys are like, really impressed with my my addition.
I've been adding fantasy scores literally since I used to do it
out of the out of the newspaper. I I fucking love to just add
this stuff like while it's happening.
Oh yeah, quickest three and out. I feel like we were just
chatting it up and they're giving it back to they're you're
right, Gretsch. They've updated it. 1.6 fantasy
points. Let's just pretend like that
literally just never happened. It just it everything that just
happened in the past two minutes didn't happen and we move.
On oh, that happened. Oh, Saints got the ball back.
Was there a flag? Oh, they just rocked that.
This has been a crazy fucking first.
Quarter I love. It.
Holy shit, what is up with the Jags?
Jesus Christ. How did that happen?
I don't like short fields for the Saints.
We we need the no short fields are bad.
Agnu got hit hard in the head. I hit the.
Defender. Ouch.
Not good. Who was that?
That's Agnew on a kick return. Oh man.
Kikes. I mean, do I have to say that
it's good for Kirk? No, he didn't he.
Didn't have to. He didn't have to be that guy.
Listen, did the thought occur to me?
No, No one knows because I didn't voice it, OK?
That's how that works. Only I did.
I was wondering who would be the first person to have the take?
Did the Jags staying in London for three months hurt their
ability to win football games going?
Forward. Oh, he declined a post.
But London, he had the option for that.
I I'm. I'm not that.
That was news to me. I mean, it seems like it's
possible they could have given them that because they had to
obviously communicate with the team for them to, like, probably
agree to play in London two weeks in a row.
That's like a first this year. It was kind of a big deal, but
they came back, played one home game and now we're on a short
week on the road. Yeah, I mean that's like they're
only 10 days away from being in London and then now they're on
the road. That's crazy.
Yeah, good point. You know how the NFL now turns
like everything into a spectacle?
The schedule releases this whole 4 hour stream.
They should just have like all of the owners like Rochambeau
for like who has to be on Hard Knocks, who has to do a game in
Germany? Who has to do a game in London
and just make it just a huge television event.
Or maybe it's more like a most extreme elimination challenge
type thing where these owners have to go through it in the
last place, ends up having to do these things, that there's
something there. Yeah, but then they can't brag
about how the AI is so smart that it gave us zero buy weeks
in week 8. You know we would.
Is that was that a thing? They're like, oh, the AI million
components all coming together, trillions of schedules all
released. We picked one with no buys in
Week 8, but it's week. Or smart it's I love their AI is
probably like Roger Goodell being too cheap to spring for
ChatGPT Premium and just using like the base version.
ChatGPT list me a schedule with these parameters.
How how long should I find Alvin Kibera at ChatGPT.
He may or may not have assaulted someone in an elevator.
Is there a is there video of it? Roger.
Don't worry about that. There we go.
What? Happened.
Don't worry about that. Is there video him talking about
after? That's not important.
Man, he's not even looking for that hit.
Oof. Stop handing off to Kamara.
No, we got this Kamara. That wasn't he.
Wasn't him. Whoops.
Do you feel better or worse than it wasn't?
Him Mildly better. We don't even take an.
I don't. Yeah.
We just like we don't even. Rack it up.
Touches that aren't receptions. Yeah, I did like the way like
you saw. I mean he was getting what did
he have like an 18 carry game, A21 carry game, because this was
with Jamal out and they clearly don't trash Kendray.
So I did like there. We go now, get tackled and do
another one. Yep.
First down is important though, 'cause they feel good about it.
That was a good play. We should do that more.
I like that, Donna, but we all want Kendray.
But it ain't happening for a long time.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving a candle on for the
playoffs. Like low advance rate guy you
need. But let's just just like pretend
Kendra doesn't exist for five weeks and come back.
Don't want you. Don't want to sweat Kendra for
the next 5 weeks. I I trust me on that.
No, you don't. Now a candle seems less bullish
than leaving the light on. It's a candle will burn itself
out. So that's sort of a time limit
on a candle. You you leave the light on, you
know you can leave that porch light on all night.
It's much better for Nick. Shout out to producer Nick here.
One of the biggest Kendray bulls I know.
Yeah, it's a it's a rough scene. That's not ideal, no.
It's not. We'll always have that screen
pass you had in the second game against the Patriots, though.
Looked real good on that. Diving the preseason in the
preseason? Yeah, the preseason will wrap.
Probably want to pass here, Probably run him back.
Yeah, dump it, dump it car. Dump it, dump it.
Dump it. He's right.
There. Come on.
He's right there. Oh my God, that's not a
touchdown. That was a sick catch.
But. That was he's eating difficulty,
right? No.
Dude, this is really close to being an actual catch.
He gets the ball and he He it's the hand you.
Know the hand, The hand that was.
All moved on the ground that was.
Oh, that was. Sick.
Damn. But man, I just want to say car,
you know, just take the easy check down to Kamara.
Right. Right.
What are you trying to prove? Man is vicinity.
How is Kamara not on the field right now on?
3rd Oh, that's bad. Bad for us.
Get the pick. Get the pick.
Oh, get the pick. Get the pick.
Hit him in the helmet. He just, oh, that worked out
pretty well. We got one catch, right?
Back of his helmet. Yeah.
Help him to feel cool. Kamara's at 2 receptions.
Need three more. I don't want to lock it up.
This early, That's one of those plays where the DB isn't looking
and you so often get, oh, he was looking, yeah, he got his hand
on that. Come on DB, who's this DB30I
thought. It hit his head.
Oh yeah, that's classic 30 for the Jags.
Let me just get his name real quick.
It's. Classic.
It's classic I was. Really hoping on CS, Jersey,
Google I didn't even turn around enough.
Which is classic. Which is also classic.
DO you guys agree right now this feel, even though it's been a
little chaotic, the Jags turnovers are slightly tilting.
This has the vibes of a a fun, wonky Thursday night game.
It does. This is a good third.
There's there's never, like, just high quality football on a
Thursday night. No, it's gonna be weird.
So this is fun. Weird and I associate my my
immediate association with the Jags on Thursday night was they
played that game against the Titans last year deep into the
season that was that must win game for.
I believe it was for the Titans to get into the play offs and
the Jags had already locked that up.
But like that was when the Jags were surging down the stretch
when Evan Ingram was balling out.
I don't know. I have like, slightly positive
associations with the Jags on Thursday night.
Interesting. I like that.
I like that take. I kind of do too.
They do good stuff. We will have Evan Silva swinging
by in the second quarter, excited to talk to the Big dog.
It's been a while since we chatted it up with him.
Yeah, I feel like Evan can can confirm whether or not this,
this Bigsby under Means, we know Ball, you know, let's think of
our question. Definitely a ball knower.
If you guys were able to ask Nick Underhill a question via
Evan Silva tonight, we need to what?
What would be the thing we want to know the most?
Right. And for for people don't know
that that is Italian. Evan is not a Saints fan.
He just knows the the most prominent Saints beat reporter
and he's like really good buddies with him.
We So what we tried like what we set out at the beginning of the
season. We knew we were going to do the
show and we said you know it'd be really fun to have guests
that have some kind of tie in or emotional investment to one of
the teams playing. We had dink on you know grew up
a Bears fan all this. Some of the connections have
gotten extremely, extremely tenuous, like Liam calling the
Lions a dynasty team on. The show.
Or because texting Nick Underhill for Satan.
That's the connection for tonight's game.
But part of that's because the fans of these teams want to
watch him. We would.
We mentioned a while back we we invited Sam Hoppin on, but he
was getting together with buddies for the big Green Bay
Thursday night game. We want a Cooter Doodle tonight,
but she's at the game. Don't don't tell you guys.
That's so supposed to stay behind closed doors like you
don't tell Evan. It's the game.
She's at the game. It's not like we're too like.
We already well, good time. So what may have inferred that
based on that we said here's your connection to this game.
You would have told eighty of us three years ago that we would
have gone to Evan Silva as our sloppy seconds on a live stream
after trying to get a girl who's the world's biggest Saints fan
on the show first. You would have you ever would
have been like what? Wait, what the fuck, Nova?
Is it your first choice? No, Cooter.
Doodle was our first choice Cooter.
Doodle who would have been an incredible guest.
I was stoked when I. Saw Hey, so we're we're so.
Excited to talk to you? Yeah, we're psyched about Solo,
but I'm sick to my stomach It's not Cooter.
Too solo's not watching. Are you serious?
I'm right now like trying to troubleshooting.
He could. Very well be watching.
He might be watching, I will say.
That's an American 50% chance he is watching.
We did the Saints. I believe I looked this up.
I need to check. The Saints play the Rams on
Thursday night. I believe it's Week 16.
Yeah, Week 16. They're on the road versus the
Rams, which means Cooter Doodle can't go to the game she is
already committed to coming on the ship cast Week 16.
We got her. We got her.
Ladies and gentlemen, we. Got her, we.
Got her. We.
Got her. Yeah, I wish I had good fatty
for that, Casey says. Silva hate watches sometimes
Scratch. Nice.
I think he he watch. A lot.
There used to be days where Daigle and Silva after a long
day in the content minds with grill ship chasing on the big
screen. I just hate us.
That was that was the stories I heard.
From No. Bixby.
No, don't worry, dude. 1 1/2 yards in a cloud of dust.
Shuffled, shuffled around and got 2 yards.
It is a little tricky on a Thursday night game with all of
his travel. Oh, look at that.
He was on for one dude. ETNS gonna play.
ETN is the workhorse. Let's go.
Let's get Let's get a Christian Kirk.
Yeah, good play. Good play, Christian.
Kirk. Get him, you look.
Guy fumble. Got to get him back into the
flow of the game. Poor.
Player make sure he feels confident.
What are What are the film watchers saying about Trevor
Lawrence? Does he look 100% to you guys
tonight? Feels good to me.
No, there it is. There he is.
What a route runner, I thought. I thought he was going deep, you
know, from the from his stem. But then he he just snapped that
stem right off and just like, cut to the sideline with
precision. You know, And his hips were
looking swively and all that and then catches it.
You love it. If you didn't say that, with
such a dorky voice where we know that you're being like, that
would work. His hips looked swively and all
that would have would have blown.
I would have, yeah. I would have been like, yeah,
Pat knows Ball, but like. The STEM stuff was great.
Snap the stuff. I've heard that.
Yeah, you. Stem If you don't, you don't
know. Ball if you don't know a good
stem. Every ball knower knows a great
stem when they see one. Look, Stem's the probably the
most important part of route running.
As far as I understand, you're not even allowed to last.
Last week, when I talked about capitulating too early on Calvin
Ridley, everyone's like, well, who should I have taken?
T Higgins of the second round instead?
No, the moral of the story is you shouldn't have drafted a guy
around higher because Davis, Maddock quote, retweeted a clip
of Ridley looking really good at that was set.
Up I'm I'm going to draft him every single draft today.
And then he, like he did like 20 drafts and got Ridley in every
draft, Davis said. If there's only one fan rebating
on Earth, that's a Calvin Ridley fan.
It is me. It's Davis.
At that time, he had no he was trying to get.
Us A Yeah, he was kind of out. Because that's the thing Davis
Davis has been. Changing his opinion a lot more
so. But he changed his opinion very,
very hard when he was that opinion.
Changing fucking. He's a lifelong Calvin Ridley
fan since August 25th or whatever.
Like that's what. He gave my life.
The thing is, you can't. Don't count on that sticking.
The thing that's so gross is you can't uncapitulate like I've
been playing Ridley and DFSI played Ridley and DFS last week.
It's just like no guys you you told me he was good week what So
I just I I I can't uncapitulate. We're just playing him until we.
All oh, I'm. I'm uncapitulated on Dalton
Kincaid. I stayed a walkthrough this week
was not. It's not kind really.
Uncapitulated on him. I love that I never should have
capitulated on Dalton Kincaid. I was trying to tell you, man,
we were all. Capitulated.
I capitulated. I used the week My Week 1
Capitulation on Dalton Kincaid to basically be like, this guy
sucks the king. The big dog has a ride.
Evan. How you doing buddy?
Love Evan? Good.
Good to see you guys. Good to see you.
Guys, see you too, man. How how are you feeling, man?
We were. Everyone was legitimately
worried about you there for a bit.
Yeah, I mean it was stupid. It was in an infected salivary
gland. And like, I had this like big
gobbler, like on the side of my face and it was, and I I went, I
went like to the ER and sent me home.
And then they're like, yo, if it gets worse, then you got to come
back. And it did get worse.
I don't know, it was, it was weird, 'cause I just, I I just
like kept thinking that it would go away.
But then it was like that Sunday morning I woke up and it was
like it was bad and and then like and I when when I was in
the hospital, like the doctor's like not.
I saw like 7 different doctors. They couldn't agree on what the
problem was, like what caused it, and so it just I missed a
whole week during the season, which is brutal.
Did you feel awful, or was it just like they got to keep
checking this shit out? It was, it was like extremely
painful. But they but they gave me a
bunch of like like like now I know what Toradol or Teradol
feels like. Which?
Actually feels great by the way and more morphine and so yeah
they they they hooked it up but yeah it just sucked to miss an
an entire week of work like you know I, I and and and it and it
made me like really treasure and value the work that we do more
because I like lost it for for a week you know.
For sure. No, we're all very, very worried
about you and so glad to hear you're doing better, buddy.
Yeah, Thanks man. Thanks and thanks for having me
back on the show. You know overs at when we hang
out in Cape Cod. He's like, dude, you're never
coming back on. I I think it's just the
randomizer. Yeah, yeah.
It's like never. Again, you're welcome on
everything else, never the randomizer.
By the way I've been listening to you guys or or watching you
know when like all the sports are on or off like midnight
after I just flip on ship chasing and you guys are can.
I saw the one with Dink. I think it's really cool that
you've been bringing on Steph Miller, you know, 'cause she's
like a she's a freaking die hard.
Yeah. And and she she's interesting
to. Listen to our her takes and I
mean you guys are great, so you guys are crushing it.
Love you buddy. Appreciate that, man.
Yeah. Yeah, but you know, butter up to
me as much as you want. You're never coming back on the
randomizer. I know, I know.
I I've given that up. Yo, I'm in 3rd right now in the
Showdown. Hi.
Yeah, hell yeah. What do you need?
The I I put in the captain. Oh no.
I just.
I just dropped down. You know how it goes.
It's like every every play matters.
But it's. I mean, it's still in like,
significantly in the money Jaguars DI went with as the
captain. Tamara Etn Olave, Kirk Ingram.
So what we're we're we're doing all right.
Dude, we're aligned. We need a car interception, we
need ETN. We.
Need Kirk. We we're all on board.
Here, but you fell down. You don't have Lawrence.
Lawrence. Just had a long run.
Oh, did he? All right.
Well, that hurts. Yeah.
That that. That's probably what That's
probably what dumped me. Yeah.
OK. He just took off the scramble
for 26 yards looks. That's a lot.
Etn baby go. It's ETN.
Yes. Yeah, that's it.
OK. Yeah, that's it right there.
Chip it ETN What a baller. He is destroying.
If you had to redraft right now, how many running backs do you
take ahead of ETN rest a season? That's a really good question.
I think Madison is that one of them.
Or not, are you? Are you done?
I literally said we don't need to bring this up.
I mean we can bring it up, bring it up.
I I I think the answer would be McCaffrey and that's it, right?
I think, I think that's the answer.
So when I have ETN on our team, we got in a little bit of an
argument while we were on the clock at 5:10.
He wanted Madison. I wanted ETN.
I will. Heated.
I have to tell you guys, just be nice to our guests.
I told these guys without without our our super heated
draft. Yeah, you told that you went on
to his show and told him about it the next day.
Yeah, yeah. And then put it not.
I'm sorry. I mean, I've been, I've been
friends with Gretsch for, you know, a decade.
So we're not going to let one stupid draft.
Although I I got mean I I told him some of his picks were
stupid. It wasn't great.
And those were end up being our best picks too, by the way, no?
The first time I hung up with Silva, we got hammered together.
I'm not. I've not been a big cigarette
smoker in my life. We smoked some cigs.
We ordered some late pizza in Chicago.
He crashed in my hotel room. We're just like 2 fucking peas
in a pod. First time I met him, I was
like, this is my dude. Like I would drink with this
guy. I remember that, Gretch, because
you flew out to Chicago. Yes, just a meat.
Silva didn't tell him that. Yeah, I was like, no, I'm going
to be in Chicago because so the whole thing happened from your
guys episode. Fantasyland about Roto world.
Remember when you guys and there was a quote in that Roto Pat was
like, I once went and drank with Silva and I had.
I tried to hang with him and like I couldn't hang with like
it's it's hard to hang with Silva drinking.
And when I was doing my sort of like promoting of the of the
episode I did like a quote tweet and I was like my biggest thing
I took from this episode was that I I really want to try to
hang with Silva and drink and he DMS me and he's like I hadn't
really ever interacted with Silva.
It's like Evan Silva DMS me and he's like.
Hey man, if you ever in Chicago, like, let's go get a beer,
that'll be great. And I was like.
I looked up flights like that day, it was like 300 bucks round
trip and I was like I was my first year in the industry just
started and I was like, I loved Evan Silva.
It's like, dude, I'm actually gonna be there in a couple
weeks. It's funny you mention it.
He took, he took me. Out on the town, we got
hammered, we got some pizza. We had a great effing time, man.
We did have a great time. We did have a great time.
And then and then Greg showed up in LA to a a a a fantasy
conference or something with a broken leg, and he's walking.
Around with my planter fascia. Oh God, yeah, that's brutal.
And a boot, yeah. Man, listen to these two like.
Being a fantasy analyst, guys, it's a it's a tough job.
You get injured, you end up in the hospital, you end up on
crutches. No one ever said this gig was
easy, guys. No.
Yeah, yeah, so. Silva who's your Who's been the
who's the funnest person to party with in the fantasy space,
'cause I know you party with a lot of people, Oh.
Man, Raybon is like, nuts. Really.
Yeah, Raymond is like. He was in LA, Yeah, I was there
for. That Alvin Kamara, Alvin Kamara,
all night long did we? Get kicked out of the hotel bar.
I think we got kicked, yeah. Well, I think he did.
He did, he did. Raybond's funny.
I mean, you know, I've hung out with all you guys.
All you guys are real fun. You know, Thorman is like the
coolest dude. I don't know.
You know there there's. Yeah I'd love to hang with
Thorman. I've.
Never. Well, Pat now lives in the city
with Raybon's old sidekick, and I've had an extremely late night
with TJ Hernandez. Have you synced?
Up with. Him yet, Pat.
I know I need to. I need to.
Yeah. He's, he's he's fucking the
coolest dude. He's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, we're potting together
now. We gotta.
We gotta hang. Yeah, I was surprised that you
guys hadn't synced up yet, 'cause you guys are probably
like less than 10 minutes from each other.
No, we're we're. Very.
You're both very laid back personalities.
Doesn't really surprise me that much that neither of you is
like. Hey, we should hang out well.
Both like both TJ and Chris Raybon, and I haven't hung out
with Chris Raybon, but they're they're like the guys that are
so chill where I'm like, I realize I'm like blacked out and
they're just completely normal despite us having drank the same
amount. That's.
What? Ray Raybon is not chill.
It's not. I don't know.
I mean, you get him in a certain circumstance and maybe he's
chill, but I I would say he's poor at all.
Maybe. Maybe they have a chill
mountain. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. So I don't what what do you guys
think? Are your guys biggest hit,
biggest hits so far besides fading Alexander Madison?
No, we we could take a few LS around here.
I mean, we have a shit ton of Quinton Johnston that yeah, I
got a bunch of Bateman, I got a bunch of Burks.
Dachshund, Jahan, Batson, oh Jahan, we got our.
L We got the best holder in the league, Silva on all of our
rosters. Our our.
Biggest W for mid round wide receivers is JS NS A dot
increasing from 5.6 to 6 point. 4 Geez.
Man, we were in on Iuke. I think that's our real.
Yeah, Iuke, iuke's been a big bit.
Lots. Of ETN Brice wall I think is
gonna Brice wall has been yeah Brice walls are big isn't good
for me yeah. Silva Our team slaps again.
By the way, have you been checking our team out?
No. Four and two.
It's one of my top scoring teams across all my teams that has ETN
and Breece. Yep.
You got us on Kirk, who's been really good.
Yep. We got Almond Raw.
We got Mark Andrews, DK Metcalf, Dave Davis.
Wow, that. I mean, that's real strong.
Yeah, I I haven't really been paying attention to it.
How rich does? It have to pay attention to his
main event teams. We have a.
Silent partner that that helps us run it.
Yep. And he does most of the heavy
lifting. How about this Dolphins offense,
I mean. Crazy.
Shit. Goodness gracious man like
Ballers. And and they do like they're you
know they had they've had like a bunch of like injuries like
especially on the offense. What what now?
What? What?
Almost an INT.
Yeah, your jigs D almost had a pick.
What are what are your some some of your guys biggest misses?
Oh, we just rattle off a bunch. We just rattle off a bunch of
those just looking like a big old smash and I was completely
out on him so. That's yeah.
I didn't even even have him in the in the Top 150.
I didn't have Nico Collins in there either.
Guys suck. No.
Oh, we went through his hands on. 4th down we needed that.
That was a pick 6. That like one of one of my
biggest. Regrets is like thinking through
like I did a million drafts and I'm like after trailing Burks
and Rashad Bateman. Like the wide receivers fall off
a Cliff. And it's like when you really
think about the two V twos of like Jacoby Myers and Nico
Collins were going like 2 to 3 rounds later, it's like got to
get my Rashad Bateman, got to get my trailing Burks because
there's no good wide receivers after that.
Like that's one of my personal biggest regrets.
Yeah, God, Bateman has been so freaking bad.
Like he. I mean, I I like when you reach
that point. And I I remember you really
liked him coming out of college Korean.
And he was good in his first two seasons when he played.
Yeah, he was right. I feel like he's like lost his
confidence or something. What's going on?
Yeah. It's really bad with him.
I mean, it's bad. It seems like Aguilar might be
ahead of him now. Yep.
Jesus, yeah, yeah. What's up?
What's up with Odell too? Because that was like if you
would have told me that both 'cause I would have thought
there was going to be 1 winner out of Odell.
And Bateman, like I think most of us, thought Zay was going to
be good. But man, I would have thought
one of Odell or Bateman would have been for sure, yeah.
Yeah, this week could be fun writing it up, I kind of I was
like, if the Lions are a little bit more aggressive through the
air, you know, maybe maybe the Ravens like Irreal.
But that game, it's totaled at 43.
I don't know. Daigle's on the over.
I'm on the over. I like the over on that, yeah.
You know, assuming decent weather like that could be a
back and forth affair. I think so too.
I And how is the how is the Ravens run defense right?
Like it is Dan Campbell going to ram Craig Reynolds into that
line. I don't think Craig Reynolds has
barely been practicing. He was back today, I think.
Yeah, Limited. Limited today, yeah.
No, I hope. My hope is that Reynolds doesn't
go and it's like a Zigbo and Gibbs and they're just like we
can't run, so we're just going to throw the ball a bunch.
The totals this week are so gross, like even that Chargers
game. Like there's one game over a
total of 50, and then that total came down to 48.
Yeah, the Chargers Chiefs total last time I looked was 48 1/2.
It was at like 52 or 53 at the open.
Really. Yeah.
It's everybody reacting to last
week and people are hammering the unders, obviously last
season. What is your guys take on Ekler
right now because we just did the thing about ETN, how many
running backs would you have like Ekler and these battle
Royale drafts on Underdog is still going like 104105 and all
of these like are are you guys? Ekler would be #3, right?
Ekler would be #3 behind McCaffrey and ETN.
That's what I'm asking you, confident he's going to be fully
back. I mean his.
Buy is out of the way. He played 68% of the snaps this
past week. I mean, I look, high ankle
sprains are scary. You know, you always worry about
the aggravation. But this one guy Abe Toro is
talking about? Yeah, I mean, it was a big mess
to expect. Well.
I wouldn't say we're ignore. Ignore the, Don't look at the
chat. I look with your life, I look at
the chat and I'm not. I'm not gonna ignore.
But you're you're here, Abe Toros, you know.
Whatever, I don't think like. Toro sounds like something I
don't order off of a sushi. I'm actually a closet socialist.
I think it might be Abe. Toro is a I believe is a sushi
item. Wasn't socialist.
Oh man. Silva, I have shared with Pat
and Pete some of your comments about some of our Texas.
All right. All right.
That's fine, but that's all right.
That's. All about no.
But I mean, no, no. ETN was like, ETN is like, I
mean a huge smash as, you know, a guy that we could get in the
fourth or fifth round. I still wound up getting a
decent amount of them, but yeah, I mean the worry about tank tank
bigsby essentially evaporated in week one when tank bigsby lost a
fumble. I still think that Tank Bigsby
is an awesome stash because etni mean he entered this game
leading the NFL in carries like he is at significant injury
risk. So I think.
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I dude, I I have no problem shying away
from acknowledging that I was way too low on Travis Etn.
I mean, who who was high enough on Travis Etn if we if we
restarted right now, is he a top five pick?
I mean, he's definitely. I think he is.
I think he should be right. He should probably be the 5th
overall pick and redraft. And that was one of the things
that we were talking about. I mean, because we we this is a
guy that we were hit on. So, like, you know, I mean, I'm
not trying to. To to to brag or anything, but
that wasn't one of the things we were talking about from a
profile perspective. Going into really a second year.
Obviously misses his whole rookie year, but had like a
pretty good rookie year or whatever second year, his first
full year, efficient, didn't catch enough balls but ran
enough routes. And a lot of that, like we
talked about this in the summer, was maybe Lawrence likes to
really push the ball vertically, doesn't get to the check down as
quickly, but that's something Lawrence needs to develop like.
He threw a lot of picks. In some bad spots last year
obviously the playoff game throws 4 picks and I think he's
done a little better with that this year he's I still would
like to see more of that from him He he will like you love to
see the aggressiveness down the field.
I'm sure Silva like with Lawrence I mean that's just such
an awesome part of what he is as a young quarterback.
But like he does have to learn to to bring that back to the
check down a little bit. Like I.
Think that he is a little bit because well, I wouldn't even
say it's a check down like they are.
They run a lot of screens for ETN.
Doug Peterson comes from that Andy Reid school.
Andy Reid used to be like the the biggest you know Brett you
think about like Brian Westbrook and you know all those money
backs they used to have like they they would run a ton of
screens for the for those guys. Corel Buckhalter.
Corel Buckhalter, Ryan Moats. Oh yeah.
Yeah, even like Deuce daily. I mean, you know the, but they,
they're running a ton of screens for Etienne.
Get him in space. You know he's he's an, you know
he's a he's an in space playmaker for sure.
Well, to to your point, Silva, like you think about perception
and and obviously like Bigsby's faded and you can juxtapose it
to a guy like Tase Spears, right?
Who looks awesome, seems to make a play each week, but he's still
a contingent play, right? Like he's not getting in your
lineup in best ball drafts. Like, I'm excited about having
Tase Spears, but him and Bigsby like the contingent.
Upside is still the same. One of them, you know, crushing.
If the starter gets injured in front of them, that hasn't
changed. 3 Kamara catches. What's that?
That was just an update on our underground pick on half.
Yeah, Kamara, we have Kamara's receptions over.
OK, we got the. Third one there.
Nice. OK.
All right. All right.
Well, you. Got here.
Pete's pulling it up. You you guys, you guys need me
to get out of here or what? No, dude, no, you're good.
I don't. Know.
Who else is coming on? Just you.
You're the main Steph. Will be on the.
After half time after. The second-half, Steph, after
half time, there's still 9 minutes in the second quarter.
I mean if you got to get going you're you're good to go, but.
No, I'm fine. I just, I just want like I I
can't watch the game right here. But that.
But that's all right. I mean, I'm, I'm really, I still
have like a bunch of matchups to write anyways.
So I'd I'd rather hang out with you guys.
What? All right, well, yeah.
What what what what is your what's the what's the process
like, Silva, when when are you writing these columns?
Like, let us know how the how does the sausage get made?
Well after this I want to hear Karain on how it is.
It's just spending all day well all like it begins like Sunday
night and then spending all day Monday just figuring out what
happened in in in in every in every game.
You know, like the details of what happened in every single
game and. You know, just I I have like a
ton of notes that I take And then really on like Tuesday,
Wednesday, that's when I really start writing like you know, a
lot of like words. I mean so many freaking words
and then you know and then like, I don't know, like this was a
weird week because there were six teams on by.
So that's. 3 fewer games than usual, which is awesome.
However, we had all these quarterback situations with
Daniel Jones. I don't know if he's going to
play Jimmy Garoppolo. We didn't find out until today
that he was out. Deshaun Watson.
I still don't know if he's going to play.
I don't think he knows he's just going to win, right?
So it's so it's hard to it's it's hard to like really lean
into those games where you don't even know what whether the
quarterbacks are going to play. I don't know, Kareem, how do you
do yours? Yes, sort of similar over
Monday. I'm just trying to sort of
figure out what happened. I'll listen to pods, read Ben's
stuff, just try to get a sense of what happened and then
Tuesday is like head down writing.
One thing I've tried to do recently is like use Tuesday.
Like part writing and part going through and putting.
Because I have a shit load of charts in mind and I'll just put
all the charts in. But in a way where I'm like
telling the story of that match up in my head.
Like the way I like I'm almost kind of writing it in my head
but just kind of putting the charts together and then cause
like, dude, when you get to like the it's like, all right here's
another game and you gotta like think like, all right.
I gotta figure out a fucking first sentence to say.
And it's like when you see like, OK, here's the charts and I
here's like what I clearly kind of thought the way this would
play out. I'm like, oh, I already like set
myself up. So then you just so that's
actually been really helpful. I've been kind of outlining it
more and more that way. But yeah, just Tuesday's like
writing and outlining. Wednesday's just like head down
writing. Thursday morning I write and
then I've been narrating it. So I start usually around noon,
ideally a little bit, before I start narrating it.
And that's also my editing process.
So as I'm narrating, I'm like, I get to like the Green Bay
running backs. I'm like, oh right.
I gotta like figure out if Aaron Jones is in play or whatever.
And then, you know, that's so that's what kind of how I fill
out everything. And then I've had Nick
Bottiford's been helping me edit it.
So that's been a huge boost this year.
It's the first time I've really had like a true editor on it,
which has made a huge difference.
So yeah, and then I will finish. I've narrated 7 of the 12 games
and I'll narrate the the last five after we finish this up and
then post it. I love that you guys.
This whole thing like you, your whole thing's like, I'm going to
do this prep work and then and start writing some stuff.
I'm going to. I love your visual thing.
That's really smart to like, lay out your outline, my ass gets up
Monday morning. It just starts writing the whole
game and then writing the next game.
And the thing that you said about, oh, now I got to write a
first sentence for the next game.
It's like I do like eight of nine of those in a row and it's
like 9 hours of writing. It's like at least an hour a
game. Oh my God.
By the end of that, on Monday and Tuesday, my, my, my week is
a little bit trunk. It's way better, though, 'cause
then you guys, 'cause then I'm done.
You guys, you're done. Spend your whole week doing it.
I just freaking blast through it.
So, like I I love that I take Wednesday off.
Silva Are you gonna try to get in the narration game 'cause you
have someone else narrate your stuff, right?
Is is Pat inspiring you to narrate your own work?
No. No, man, no, I mean, I already
feel bad, 'cause I I mean, like, I feel like you know it.
It's Jake who does it for us, who, who narrates it, and he
does such a great job. But you know, I'm always like a
couple games like bleed into like Friday and even last year
like Saturday morning, I'm trying to avoid.
Letting anything to bleed into Saturday but I mean stuff will
bleed into Friday and then that just gives him limited time to
have to read you know you know you know audio that and so but I
no I no I I I can't I can't do anymore I I'm I'm too old I'm
too old man I'm. Too old that that was my play.
So as I I figured no one would follow me down this road because
it's it's like you can't outsource it.
Ever. It's just like more was Did that
make it a stupid thing to commit to?
Yeah, but I I'm just figuring it would be a differentiator.
Also. It's led to people telling me
that I they want to hear my voice, like they hear Karain's
voice and I'm like, fuck you, Karain.
Why do you got to go and do that?
Yeah, yeah. I want you to read it like
there's a substack app. There's some you can listen to,
some. Do you know what?
Dude Greg, you should do the Drunk History version of like
drunk stealing signals. And you're like after the ship
casts on Thursday nights, I would drunkenly read the entire
stealing signals. For things.
The problem is everybody wants it by Tuesday too, cause a lot
of people have Tuesday white waivers still.
Karine how do you deal with like the punctuate like I use so much
punctuation and shit and like Jake has like found a you know
found like a a way to do that. What do you how do you deal with
like the punctuation and the numbers and?
So I use. I use Grammarly.
How are you asking? How he deals with punctuation?
Yeah, for. Audio translation, yeah.
Dude, Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Like that's like a big. Deal.
Oh yeah. Wait, what do you mean, what do?
You mean like like parentheses and semicolons and?
I I read it well, I think that's that's helpful that I narrate it
because like, I know, like kind of why I use that punctuation.
Like I like I'm I set this up as like like I'll use that the like
long M dash with no space as kind of like a punchline like a
set up punchline thing. So I know that like that's why
that sentence is structured that way.
So I think it's just helpful to like I have like weird ways that
I use punctuation, but I know that, so it just makes it easier
when they're. When you pat.
When you write, you're kind of like me.
You're kind of saying it in your head as you're.
As you're I'm saying in my head, are you that way, Silva?
Yeah. Yeah.
I would say so. Yeah.
Like as a consumer, I'd actually
appreciate it if you said kind of like semi colon out loud like
dash, like it would help me. Fuck off, man.
Trying to buy colon idea for the written word, he caught 5
passes, semi colon. He had seven targets.
Yeah. Yeah.
No, no.
Good. Silva, please, do you know all
of my punctuation verbally? That's great.
No, but I do explain the charts
on the thing which takes, which takes time.
That's, that's the one. I'm like, maybe I might just by
week 17. I don't know if you're just
like, just look at the charts. I'm freezing by this thing.
I got to go watch the game. How how are you guys feeling
from like an energy standpoint right now?
I mean, it's it's week seven. You know, we we have, what, 6
teams on by like, I feel really good right now.
Zero teams on by next week, by the way.
Is the NFL like fucking cutting costs on their schedule makers?
Because they're horrible. They're like horrible.
I mean, you know, they have like 10 noon games, you know, and and
like, yeah, I mean. 1415 is egregious.
The Lakes is egregious. There's no argument for it.
It's not for anyone. Yeah, and then why are there 6
teams on by this week and then zero teams on by next week?
Why? Why are the Jaguars playing in
London? 2 Two weeks in a row Doug
Peterson. Loves fucking.
And then, dude, dude, the Jaguars played in.
London, I don't really care like that much about, like the actual
results of the games. It's like I'm trying to figure
out the fancy stuff. But if I was like just a fan,
I'd be so pissed that Bills played an away game against the
Jaguars while the Jaguars got two games in.
Like, if you're going to give the Bills an away game in
London, it should be the first game the Jaguars play there.
They've had two weeks to tackle me.
Yeah, it was. It was.
It was whack. We talked about on the show.
Remember like 2 weeks before? I was like, I want to take the
Jags in that game, whoever they're playing on their second
game in London, you guys remember.
And then I didn't pick that. I didn't pick that game.
I was like, I don't want to pick against the Bills.
And then it happened and I was like I told the guys on ship.
Chasing I was going to pick the Jags in this one.
God damn could have taken. Them on the bottom line, they
were like 6 point dogs they were.
That was huge. We need a Kamara checkdown
touchdown. That would get us the higher on
his reception and get the game script back into Christian
Kirk's favor. Yes, we need a big, We need some
Saints points for for Kirk. There's still 540 left.
In the second though, There it is.
There's it's already over. We have three guys.
We have two locked. Up.
We just need Kirk now, yes. We are.
This is a Christian Kirk podcast.
Now let's go, Silva, Do you have anything?
On the level of the Jamal Williams to lead the league in
rushing touchdowns this, this year that you're sweating.
I took A.J. Brown 50 to 1.
Offensive Player of the Year? Oh, that's hot.
Last. Week I.
Mean A.J. Brown is.
Just, I mean, look, I know that Tyreek Hill is on pace for over
2000 yards, OK? But A.J.
Brown looks like the best receiver in the league.
I mean, he looks so good. Oh, he's good.
He's gracious, dude. So I like that one.
I don't know. I wish I had some shades to put
on. I I was loving.
I was loving. Anthony Richardson, all friends
at Rookie of the Year obviously that yeah.
But I I I got that at 50 to one. CJ Stroud.
That's good. That's a.
Real good line. But CJ Stroud's winning that.
Yeah, yeah. Yep, he is.
I agree. He's the favorite.
Victory, like Richardson, was
going to make a. Huge splash down the stretch.
He was live, yeah. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, Stroud just looks real good, though.
I mean, so talk about Stroud for a minute, man.
How like we haven't had a rookie quarterback play like this in a
while, man, I'm really excited about him.
I was saying in the preseason, Bryce Young was going to be
better than him. I thought he looked better than
preseason. Bryce I thought so too.
I was the Rookie of the Year. Yeah, Stroud has looked
incredible. The game has not been too fast
for him. I was worried about the game,
not having the receivers yet at Ohio State, not having the line
yet at Ohio State. You're already taking a step up
in skill level. But he had so much around him at
Ohio State. Dude is just on another level in
terms of assimilating. And it it should have been
trickier than it is. He's good and I'm.
I'm friends with a Texan. Scout and he.
Was like. He didn't love CJ Stroud.
He was kind of worried about him, you know, and I I think
that he's performed even better than even the Texans thought or
at least some people in the in the organization.
And he's also done this behind an offensive line that has been
been missing, you know, like freaking over half of the of the
starting five for the the the majority of the season.
You know, and without a running game as well, I mean the running
game has been almost non existent for the Texans.
Tank Dell has been injured lately.
CJ Schwart is elevating the players around him, which to me
is the mark of greatness for a quarterback.
Nico Collins blowing up. You know, Dalton Schultz has
been, you know, really a big time factor lately.
Again. Tank Dell when he was in there
was balling out so dude, and he got them to draft Tank Dell.
The guy's already. Scouting as well as their
scouts. Yep, exactly.
Yeah. They What do you think about
the? S2 Cognitive testing Not like
Tough scene for the S2 Tough scene for the S.
Two tough scene for S2, at least we called that on arrival
though. Right.
Like we won't have to deal with that shit next year.
Yeah, no more S2 stuff. That's.
Nice. This guy just showed that like
the off field testing stuff does not translate to your ability to
You just mentioned it, Sophie. He doesn't even have an
offensive line. He's making NFL reads and
delivering balls to elevate receivers from day one behind no
line like 1/2 his lines injured and they weren't even a great
line going into the season necessarily.
I mean insane. So I think that the vast
majority of credit should go to. CJ Stroud himself, but I also
think that some credits should go to Bobby Slovak and we talked
about this on the Establish the Run podcast this week with Bobby
Slovak. You know, he came up through
PFF, yeah. And so he's.
Going to, he's going to eventually become an.
NFL head coach who got his start at PFF like the The cocoon is
going to fucking hate this guy. But I mean, he's like.
Bobby. Slovak, I mean, he's like, he's
our champion right now. Yes, I love that he was a Brown.
He was with the Browns, right? And then I think he was 49ers,
wasn't he? Oh, I I know that he was with
Kyle Shanahan, who you know. Once Upon a time was with the
Browns. I think he was with the 49ers.
Yeah. That's right, you're you're on
the right track. 49ers. Yeah, but I mean, he came up
through. PFF That's incredible.
Yeah. What did you?
Silva, did you see the? Was it the?
Florio tweet about how Analytics.
Can't. Can't tell you who's on the
field. What's the exact quote look at?
Someone's face. God, I love something.
Can you see it? I mean, you know that.
Was the side. Eyes Emoji in In real life I
want to get the side eyes well. I.
Mean. It's just grumbling, you know
there are. There are good people and there
are bad people. Does does a tweet.
Like that make you want. To join the spreadsheet
Socialist, I mean. Yeah, kind of, actually.
Yeah, just know we we have a great time.
With that stuff, it was incredible.
There are people and. There are bad people.
You were grumbling, man. Oh, that was fantastic.
Who do you? I I feel like Silva.
I feel like it's kind. Of a neck and.
Neck race this year between the the ball knowers and the
spreadsheet socialist, there's lots of wins and losses on both
sides. I think that we should just
actually all unite. Against Orio, reach across the
aisle. Yeah, yeah.
Reach across the aisle. Exactly, Yeah.
Yeah. Bipartisanship, you know.
OK Oh. Man Silva, do you watch any
college ball? I mean, I watched Notre Dame.
Have you been watching my Huskies at all?
I went to Notre Dame, USC on. On this past Saturday, I saw
Caleb, he through three picks. He was, he got, I mean he got
destroyed. I hung out with Mike Renner
there. Mike Renner.
Yeah, bachelor. Yeah, Bachelor.
Yeah, he's the he's the coolest dude, though.
And he he actually just left PFF.
And he's kind of. Going out on his own, I, I, I, I
wish him the best. He's, he's an excellent analyst
and he's a really good person too.
He's done their draft guide for a lot of years.
Been like the lead guy in their draft guide for a lot of years,
right? Yeah, Yeah, Yep.
College guy. Yeah, the draft guy's been
awesome. It's.
Been great, yeah. Yeah.
It's a huge resource. Mm hmm.
Well, oh Silva, I was gonna ask you, although we got a we got a
super chat here, but. Because of your your Notre Dame
fandom, I've actually gotten lots of questions about this
week like where are you at on Michael Mayer rest of season?
Because people are wondering is it like Fugazi?
Is it gonna break out? Where are you at on that?
It's a fair question, especially because, you know, we.
Don't really know. Well, I mean, we saw Aiden
O'Connell play in week four against the Chargers and Mayer
really wasn't playing. In that game so and now they're
facing the Bears and Michael Mayer just can't.
He was PF FS #1 graded tight end this past week.
He played 81% of snaps. They like went out of their way
to give him the ball on the 1st Dr. He had three catches for 35
yards in the first drive. He finished with five for 75.
This is the worst position in fantasy.
Again, tight end We can not. We can find like 4 good tight
ends every year. Swear to God.
So I mean, I I would be playing. Michael Mayer this week as a
fantasy starter. I don't know.
I like, I mean, I I believe in him.
Like, I think he's a really good football player.
He did not have the greatest athletic testing, but I think
he's really good at the game. Someone else Mayer.
Mayer Musgrave. Rest a season.
Where are you at on that? Oh, that's a good one.
I don't know. What do you think, Karaine?
Mayer. Now, I mean, I I 'cause I had
to. It could be just my bag suck.
'Cause I I took. A ton of Mayer.
I just thought there's no reason that Michael Mayer should be
free. I thought it was a really good
prospect. I thought the athleticism stuff
was overblown. There's a reason to be like a
little less bullish. But like with athleticism, he
looked like an elite tight end prospect.
He was super productive. So you know, and he was still
drafted in the early second round.
So it's like he had draft capital behind him.
So yeah, you you'd knock him from that.
But I still think he should like, be drafted in best ball
leagues. And he was like in the 18th
round, just. Whenever you wanted to take him.
So I have a big bags, but so I would I would go go Mayer there.
But yeah, I was kind of thought he could be.
Like, like Zach Ertz. Like that's you know, like Zach
Ertz isn't particularly athletic or or Mark Andrews didn't have
very good athleticism either. That's my comparison.
Is Mark. Andrews, but also Michael Mayer.
Like, can block a little bit. So right?
Well, Ertz isn't, like, stylistically.
The greatest. Comparison, but also not super
athletic. Fun fact on on Mayer and
Musgrave. Mayer Last two years of college
over 800 yards both years. Musgrave.
Four years of college, 633 yards across force.
He. Was hurt a lot and but still
like. I mean, he was never a Mayer had
two 800 yard seasons. Is is the is the headline of
that. He is Notre Dame's all time
leading. Receiver at tight end and
they've had AI mean they've had Tyler Eifert, Mark Bavaro.
You know I mean freaking a ton of draft picks lately like he's
he's he's a who's a prolific producer and he was also on this
team that had Ian Book who blows at quarterback and he like
created Ian Book. I mean he was book ended the
COVID restrictions. He was so bad, they just didn't
care about Coven anymore. It's true.
That's that's when they lifted everything.
Ian Buck started the game for the Saints and there were no
more. We can't do this again.
We can't have Ian Buck play. That game was bad.
Oh man. I remember that game against
Miami in New Orleans. Oh, that was a bad game.
Yeah, that was. Oh yeah, that was.
Horrible Ian Brooks, I believe. That was the original date of
his observation. Ian Brooks.
Up in college, but all but somehow.
Is the all time most winningest quarterback in Notre Dame
history. Wow, because of Michael Mayer.
Yeah. Yeah, let's do.
So Sean did. The Super Chat a few weeks back
with Josh Reynolds and he's back again on ABBM 4 scale of zero to
10, with 0 being a trash can, a garbage bail and a 10 being an
absolute home run league winner. How big of a league winner is
Travis ETN. Please use exact number
designations. I mean, I'm putting the 10 up on
my my thing right here. I don't know how you can go.
Anything else? We've got to write it down.
Oh my bad. It's in a.
It's like this one. Was close.
The Newlywed game. Yeah, it it is a 10.
Silva Where would you be on that?
Zero to 10 on how big of a league winner ETN is.
Right now he's a he's a 10, yeah.
I think he's a 10, Feels good to hear.
After we argued a lot about drafted ETF, so before I.
Answered. I wanted to pull up his
schedule. He closes with the Buccaneers,
who are not. They're not like terrible
against the run, but they can be run on and then week. 17 He gets
the Panthers. I don't know if I could pick a
better match up than the Panthers for ETA and Week 17.
That's that's amazing. Yeah.
And it's also why we should. Still be.
Stashing tank Bigsby. He's not going to give you
anything as a stand alone, but I mean dude ETN is just getting a
lot of work that he's running into car crashes every week, OK?
More than any other running back in the league really.
So. He's.
I mean and I know this is. Not the point of what you're
saying. I I think the Bigsby point is a
really good call and I I need to be emphasizing that more in my
content. But how Like ETN looks a lot
more explosive than tank Bigsby like you looked at, it's just a
different play. It's insane.
It's more about because. 1/3 back is not getting work.
On, right, Right. Like the contingent play is so
clean with Tank. And they used him a little bit
in the passing game last week, like we talked about, like he
would just slide into that role now.
Would he be as effective as Etienne?
Probably not. But like the workload would be
sick. Yeah, Baldinger, even.
Did a little thing. Brian Baldinger even did a
little thing on Tank Bigsby just about and and again, he's
getting like freaking 3-4 touches a week, but like when he
gets the ball. Like his his lateral quickness.
I mean, he's explosive laterally and he ran like sub 4-5 in a
straight line. I mean he he he he fucked up
early. Like he lost a fumble.
In week one and he and he lost that potential goal, goal line
role that he was potentially going to have.
But you know, again, Etienne is at like, major car crash risk.
Risk, yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
You what? About the.
Silva, what's your take, Pete? The chat is.
Like Agnew's getting targets? Ridley's nowhere to be found.
What? What's your take on Ridley right
now? What's?
I'm not watching the game He has?
No. Targets, but I know that but
even like. Heading into this game like I
mean, I was. A little bit worried about
Marshawn Lattimore. But I'm.
I'm not watching the game. So is is Marshawn Lattimore on
him? He's probably shadowing.
Yeah, I I would guess. But how?
How's he look on the dots? He watching the dots?
No, I'm. I'm watching the chat.
I'm more concerned about Jamal Agnew having 5 targets and four
catching. Oh oh, faked it on.
The They faked a punt. They picked a punt.
You love to see it. Who's this other Jones?
Who's this fake Jones? It's.
Not say they have some other Jones.
That's Tim Jones. Tim Jones, Yeah.
That's a made-up you don't know. Tim Jones.
Damn dude. You don't know ball dude, I
don't. Know.
I don't know, Ball. Look at that.
That was the sick toss. Silva, do you have a phone?
Pull up. Prime on your phone.
Yeah, no, I'm. I'm watching.
My. Draftking scores.
I mean 79th in the. The showdown.
Spy. You.
You basically turned to Davis Matic.
You're just. Watching the chat and you're
drafting right now, are you also drafting?
A team. That's the true Davis.
That's. True.
All right. Yo, I I like.
I want to go watch some football.
All right, I'm I'm done. Here we.
Love you man. Thanks for coming on.
Hey, thank you so much for for having me.
Thanks, man. We're glad you're fun later,
dude. All right.
Love you boys. Later peace.
Man, what a goat, Evan. What an.
Absolute goat. The goat.
The king. Truly.
The Godfather, The true Godfather.
There's. I mean, no one could ever take
that place. The man is I like you, Silva.
Like if he just could figure out a tech.
Setup where he could watch the game and talk with us.
He would stay all night, but that was just too much too.
Much too much it. Was yeah.
He was like, dude, I'm missing the game right now.
Every time we talked about the game, he got a little bit, like,
further out the door. He was like, wait, there's a
game on no, man, right? Kirk Kirk, buddy.
Let's keep. Going buddy.
All right, so let's go on. I think he's got 5 catches now.
He does, but for not enough yards.
No, no, no. That's all right.
It's only. Halftime, Yeah.
I. Think I, I I feel really good
about where we're at right now. Across.
I mean, it's halftime and we have two of three complete and
Kirk is well on his way. Nothing's dead across our our
eight. Selections right now.
I don't know why this is funny to me.
And it's not that's it's not a joke about Silva not affording
it was a private just like he didn't bother to figure out how
to get well, He certainly doesn't have the app.
When you said that, I was like, he doesn't have the Prime app on
his phone, he might have Prime to like, order stuff.
Oh, that's picked off. I just got excited.
About A Lawrence. Int thinking was a Derek Carr
high, but that's actually good for us game script wise.
They're going to have to. We don't want a field goal here.
That's great. It is.
Yeah, that was perfect. We got 2 catches out of that and
like. What 9?
Yards or something, Yeah, yes. What?
What are you guys thinking for? Second-half, should we start?
Yeah, we should pull that up here.
Yeah, we should start looking here since we're going to.
Win this in the third quarter we might have.
I want to make sure we're all on the same page here because I
had. The note when I sent Pat the
screenshot of our halftime picks from last week where I said.
I should probably chill out a little bit with the unit sizes.
No go. Just go back.
We're going to win. I don't.
Yeah, I don't care about. I don't care about.
Chilling out. The multi millionaire doesn't
care. Yeah, he's a.
Millionaire. If you don't care, then we can
just blast it off, yeah? You guys have, You guys have to
both care. Because I'm not.
I'm not. The one I'm not the guy who's
going to care. You guys better care.
The thing is, is I've. Lived like when I the.
One the big five leg, halftime one, we hit.
That was what I was like. Fuck it, let's go $100 or
whatever. I know it's dangerous because
then you're like. That's how I won.
I won. But you crushed with Wandale
going the the oh that's incomplete so.
I'm going to tell you guys right now, there's.
Nothing up that might not be a complete unless unless I'm.
Doing something wrong? Really over.
It's the same thing. We dealt with at the end of the
half last week and because of this interception back time
there was some stuff. There's literally nothing.
I think probably because of what we went through where.
They were waiting to like, reload all the stats and
everything. They're just waiting for 1/2.
It'll come up. Yeah, it's incomplete.
It's definitely incomplete. It's because of this review.
It's because of all the stuff going on in the game right now
and there's only a minute left. It's it's tough.
I believe Calvin Ridley doesn't have.
A single. Target this game?
He does not, and there's a contrarian Ridley over.
I don't know if there's a number low enough for me to take
Ridley's over right now. This does not feel like a game.
I think it's exactly what you guys said in the chat about
Lawrence's injury as well, right?
This is a a Ridley decoy game. It's not just the Kirk targets,
it's also Jamal Hignu and Evan Ingram have 6-6 and five
targets, everything. ETN has four.
Tim Jones has the one. Everything else has been to
their low a dot, guys. Trevor, I don't obviously have
the date in front of me. Trevor Lawrence's a dot is gonna
be like 4.5 in this game. It's been all low underneath
stuff. Yeah, they're making him go
through his reeds. I mean, that's the they.
You you have time to pass on the Saints, but you don't, you don't
get to just rip up the secondary.
They have a good they they cover very well and the ball's been
out quick. He's going through his reeds,
but it's coming out quick underneath.
I don't think you feel like a lot of stuff's gonna happen for
Ridley. If anything, I would be arguing
for Ridley under if if like I'm really curious to see what line
they hang on him, it might because he has no catches.
It might be like, you know, 40 yards.
I think I would argue for an under the I.
Here's some stuff. Up now, this is my promise.
To the chat. I will.
Accept any changes that Underdog sends our way, for anything we
put in our pick of entry you have.
Stuff up, Yeah. ETN is 60. 4 1/2 which feels
pretty good rushing. I don't see it.
All right, let me get this up. All right, here we go.
You guys got it. I don't have it.
It's because you live in A morally.
Oh, there it is. Upstanding state Ridley's only
18 1/2. Yards.
Oh God, I said 40. Yeah, Gretch just said they.
Got it, Tucker. That could be low.
Enough. And then he's like, that might
be low enough. It might be.
That's what could be one catch. So for Calvin.
Ridley, hang on. Think about how crazy this is.
So the rushing attempt on ETN is SIT.
Hang on. Listen to this guys, the.
Rushing on ETN is the 16 1/2. That's almost 10 rushing.
Attempts. To get 34 1/2 yards, but they're
plus. OH, you're saying the math that?
Way doesn't work out. Yeah, I'm saying like how
they're setting, They're expecting.
Them to get agreed half rushing attempts.
I want that, Yep. Yeah, that's the way I would
play it for those two. I love that.
Wait, that's good. What do you mean?
But that that means we only need him to average.
Like 3. The difference between current
and actual for rush attempts and rushing yards assumes like a
three-point O yards per carry the rest of the way.
So one of them is wrong that we we we like the yards over.
Instead of yeah, I think they're they're expecting him to get fed
in the. Second-half but have a really
low yard but have a really low YPC.
It doesn't make sense. All right, let's let's get
definitely get the higher on the yards.
Yeah. Do you guys want it?
You have to play the higher yards or.
The lower. Attempts on that Oh, fumble.
Oh, they're live and picked it up.
Oh, that was kind of fun. Do you guys like the the?
Ridley Hire. Get in on that.
I'm scared. Oh, they're already telling you
to accept new ETN overs. We got to keep an eye on this.
What are we at 65? I've accepted guys.
I smashed accepted it. It's going to be like 75 by the
time we get something in. Oh, it went down.
All right, I'll accept it. Let's play Bradley.
I'll accept it. Let me think about it.
Yeah, I'm in. Where's?
The lava at right now, dude. Underdog's too scared to hang
anymore Camaro? Receiving receptions, props.
They're afraid I don't. I don't blame him.
He's already got 60 receiving. Yards.
And that's 80 5 1/2 receiving yards, so he only needs 25 more
in their negative script. Kamara receiving yards, lava is
only at. 17 What do you guys think about A a pass catcher?
On a lava Higher feels kind of good.
He's only at 17. Kamara's already at 60 receiving
yards. Go up to Kamara's.
It's like 8086 1/2. Yeah, he only needs 20.
Seven more receiving yards, 7 catches in this Olava's at 17 he
needs. 40 more receiving yards. Oh, did he just jump up?
No, he went down. No, I'll accept that.
I underdog I. Accept.
Do Do you guys want to lock this in?
Oh, he went down again. What's the third one?
Lock this in. Lock it.
OK, Calvin. Really.
Right? Yeah.
Let's see over there $700.00. No.
Give us more. You want 100.
No, no, I do like 200. 200 100's Good 100.
Management around here, we're trying.
To We've never done 2, 100. Oh, I guess we did 250, we did
250. That one we won.
Yeah, that's true, etn. We're going higher.
Than 65 1/2 rushing yards. Calvin Ridley.
Just take one fucking catch, dude.
Seriously, Alvin Kamara higher than 84 1/2.
What? Other receiving stuff do we have
here So, so Camaro's up to 86 1/2.
Right after we took that. People are hammering it.
We know ball what? What do you what can you say?
Thomas, Thunder says. Dominic, dating us in the chat,
said $500. You cowards?
Oh God, I mean another millionaire.
I mean, like these millionaires. Jesus, he won twice.
Dom. Yeah, I.
Mean and still didn't make as much money as you the 1.5.
Million. Does it quite get?
Winning twice is. Oh, I mean the pride.
Is is there for sure. Yeah, no, I mean just, it's just
what do you guys exactly more impressive?
What do you guys think about going?
Lower on the Lawrence passing attempts, he's at 21 right now,
33 1/2. Like how much do we think they
throw? That's not that many.
Though, yeah, And they've been throwing a lot of short stuff.
I think they will still throw short stuff about the under on
the car. Passing yards 'cause.
I know they're gonna be thrown a lot, but he just does not.
He's gonna check the other he's. Gonna play cowardly.
No, man. Last week they tied the the
season high for air yards in the game.
He was chucking it in. All right OK all right.
He had 500 plus there connector. No, they didn't connect so.
Sick for our for our interception.
Yes, I think he. I don't think he.
I don't think he's gonna be cowardly.
A negative script. I think he's gonna Chuck it.
OK. All right.
I hope you're right. I think a lavae over, Kamara
over, I think if we want. To build what if?
We built an ETN, so we already like this, right?
Getting to and then get some. So we built a mega on Saints
Chucking. Yeah.
Yeah, that's alright, let's do that.
Do you like what? What's your favorite?
Car is it the passing? Yards attempts, completions.
Probably yards because of the high.
Yards and correlate that with a lavae.
It's got to be a lava if we're going yards.
So you do, you do. Can we do yards on all those?
So they let you do that get get shaheed in on this if we're
doing yards. Too yards.
What do you guys think about that?
Go run that. I like that, yeah.
Yeah, 690. Dollars.
I'm feeling A2 1000 burger. I'm doing it.
I'm wait, what? It won't let you because of the
correlation. Oh, inactive.
What are we? Do we?
Know ball too much? Are we getting cocked right
here? What's going on?
The falling projection remove. It and try to add it back.
Remove the Kamara. And ET and try to add it back.
What the hell? What?
Kamara receiving, Travis, ET and rushing.
Did they just wipe those off? I think everybody's hammering
those from our our core half time pickup, probably our core
half time. Pickup, all right.
Can we get them back? Can we get all five?
There we go. There it is.
We got it. All right, here we go live.
All right, just a mega. Staints.
Onslaught. Love it.
All right. So heading into the second.
Half. We need Kirk to get 5 point 2.5
more fantasy points. We need Derek Carter throw an
interception tank, Bigsby to stay under 9 1/2 rushing yards,
and then we need basically Kamara and ETN to keep rolling
Ridley to get like essentially one catch.
And then we also played kind of a mega game script here of ETN
rushes and car chucks It this is fun.
This is the the car chucks it. You look at the so a lave needs
a lot of yards, but if if he hits a lave for a big one and
Shahid for a big one, we feel good about Kamara.
But two like 40 yarders for one for Olava and Shahid, which can
happen in in the second-half and he's gonna be well on his way.
On the passing yards, they're gonna both hit their overs.
They don't need much more than that.
I mean, she he only needs 20 yards.
I mean, this can happen. Hey, this it feels very
plausible. Ones are very.
Fun, because they're very fun. You can tell yourself a story is
what you can do and that's what I'm doing.
It's like ADFS lineup, you know it is.
A 20 X or let's go man. Tonight's a good night for the
sweats. Oh yeah.
I mean, they've all been good nights.
But tonight, we're going to hit some no, some of them have not
been as good. The Javonte Williams one was not
You don't talk about Javonte. Watson One was not good.
Oh God. I know I'm going to post the the
form. In the chat again, week one was
our best one. Here's week one was our best one
that was so good. We should have Dude and to be on
A.J. Brown.
And then not to hit and like. And what if hit any other every
other week? A.J.
Brown was has been like the nuts and it's like.
Just for whatever reason, that was not the week to think I'm
just going to keep drinking Coors Lights, so just to set the
stage. Here.
When so our core pick'em for the giveaway.
The the big sweat here is is literally 5.26 Fantasy Points.
From Christian Kirk that unlocks a $600.00 giveaway tonight, and
this will be the first time that I had no say in our our three
man core. And it might be the first time
we've hit no, but you were not. Feeling great?
Not. Feeling great for me.
Not looking good for old Gretch over here.
No, Gretch, I'll give you credit.
You. You pointed out and I think very
correctly, this is a total. At 40 some points where the Jags
were expected to lose and having two hires on on Kirk and ETN,
like there is definitely risk in that in that kind of set up
overall and I I do think this Kirk Sweat is going to be gross.
I'm going to be very honest with this, Kirk Sweat is going to be
gross. It's going to be fun.
Fun in the gross way. Yeah, and gross.
Yeah, in a gross. Way it'd be fun in the gross
way. No, I I feel great about this.
My first response when I saw the 121 comments from you guys was,
I guarantee when I read all these, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be
in. You guys are gonna persuade me,
I'm gonna be in. So 'cause we were like under a
time clock and I was like, you should roll with it, 'cause I'm
gonna like what you what? You guys can't I what did I
write? If we.
If we gotta go, let's do it. I can read through the 100 and
21 messages real quick too. Doubt I'll read it all.
And disagree and hadn't looked at the match up much.
So prob. Find it.
Just fire. I was like, let's go.
Normally it's you guys go ahead of reading.
Your guys's persuasion. And disagree.
It's just not happening. Yeah, you're you usually have
have come in the last. What week, week or two you've
come in and been like kind of in the grush thing.
Although we've you've, we've gotten your input at least it's
just been. Yeah, I actually had time today.
This is the first. I've had like a normal.
Thursday for the first time. You guys crush it.
Pete, you've been crushing some on your other streams as well.
Couple fivers. That's I Crowdsource.
This is my. Genius thing is, I just
Crowdsource it with the chat and then I kind of apply a light
filter of like, yeah, I don't know if I like that, I like
that. But yeah, we had on often on the
clock. This show I do on Fridays on the
underdog channel with the badge grows.
We hit one there and then the cram a couple weeks ago we hit
that one. You nailed that one.
If if we're hitting a A4 or five.
Legger once every couple weeks. You're You're doing good.
You're doing great. You're doing good.
The adult had a 5 legger. I had all or it was mostly me.
I have him two because I can't play him.
I had four of the five and all I needed was DeAndre Swiss rushing
yards over in the afternoon. The other four were done in the
morning, and then he didn't run at all.
He got eight passes. And I was like, so, Gretch, can
I make a request? Yeah.
So I've been loving. So if you.
Guys aren't subscribed. To stealing Lines, the betting
operation that Gretch does with Dalton Kates, It's awesome.
The first couple weeks, you guys had a ton of underdog entries.
To tail. And now you guys are down to
like one. In the past two weeks you guys
have been so fucking close, like literally like 1/2 yard or a
single completion, 4 out of five on your five.
I need you guys to keep them pumping, keep keep these going
because they're very fun to tail.
The biggest reason we haven't the last couple weeks has just
been logistics. He went, he travelled to Vegas
last week and I had and that you can't do them in Vegas and I had
something the week prior. Maybe that's when I had COVID or
something. I can't remember but and I went
to the Husky game last week and he went to Vegas anyway, we're
definitely, we're gonna, we're gonna keep firing for sure.
We do a weekly call this. This was the one I'm pulling.
This one up last week? Or was this last week?
No, it was a couple weeks ago. This was the one the the Philly
Rams game and you were literally 1/2 a passing attempt from
Matthew Stafford for hitting. That.
I was like, are you fucking kidding me and what you guys
have been doing? We already had another five in
Week 1. That was 1/2 of Ryan Tannehill
completion. He completed a pass in overtime
that pushed him over. We had the under on his
completions. That was another fiver in in
week 1. Gretch, tell the people about
stealing lines. It's you sign.
Up through sub stack, but it's not really a newsletter.
Most of our stuff is through discord.
When you sign up through sub stack you'll get, you know the
the e-mail to and how to get access to the discord.
It's stealing lines out substack.com and yeah, there you
go. Yeah, you guys in.
It's not. Just underdog, that's the one
that's easy for me to click because when you have a.
A link that directly fills your Pickam entry for you.
It's it's very easy to tail, but Dalton and and Gretch are really
good at getting the ladders too, which I think are really fun.
Dalton does awesome work on the props so the the way that we we
have a little partnership. I I pick sides and totals
obviously tough markets to beat. I do the best I can Dalton
grinds the props and he handles that side of it and and and then
we've been doing a lot more with Underdog.
This year as well, which is obviously, you know, different.
The pickums are a fun, a fun game to play as well.
So you know a couple different ways you can get action, yeah.
All right, I'm going to. I'm going to be right back.
I need to. Need to go take a tinkle, guys.
I didn't too. Slow at them they got.
Them. I so I've been kind of.
Dealing with like. Some kind of bug.
I tested negative for COVID, but it could very well be COVID.
But I I'm going to drink one beer.
Tonight I'm going to time it out.
Maybe. When, maybe when hopefully,
Christian Kirk goes over. That might be when I crack a
sour, Do one beer, one beer. Feeling good?
I did a whiskey, a glass of whiskey to start and I'm on my
4th fucking course like we're going a little heavy.
It's only half time. You got to be grateful for the
little things you know and. For me it's that I I got a
little thick on the six week, 65 week week, that's that's when
you get. That's when you're running hot
as a content creator. That's when you get sick.
When there's six spies, dude, I felt the same thing.
I got COVID and my worst day was Saturday and I had nothing to do
on Saturday. And it and then it like I was
able to kind of bounce back on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
I write my article that week. But I was like, Oh my God, if
that would have been Monday that I was like feeling that I would
stealing signals, it would have sucked.
It would have been really rough to try to like the kid, just not
write stealing signals. That's what people are paying
for. Like, well dude, that's like why
I was feeling probably worse. On Tuesday.
And I just started outlining the article.
So I was like, I can't, I can't write right now.
I don't feel like it. I'm not gonna say anything
interesting. So but then I'd like just
outline the article with all the charts.
And I was like that like really worked.
Like I might need to just do that as my normal process.
But it was kind of born out of necessity.
That's I love that that. Idea of like putting all the
graphics and stuff to outline, that's that's super.
Smart. Because it's like that's you can
tell when you read your walkthrough that each game is
telling a story with those I mean those are those are the
visuals are a huge part of it. So to lay to lay those out.
And then come back with the text.
That's how I do like, you know, at the end of Part 2, I do like
a little high value touch thing. I always lay the graphics out
and then I throw some notes on and I do those parts quicker as
a result. Like it's helpful to start with
the visuals. It's like one of the first
first. Play Lava catch.
We're already moving on that when you outline and you're not.
Writing. It's.
Like, it's tough because you're like, this is time I could be
writing and now I have less time to write and am I going to
actually make up for the outlining time?
And so I I think the answer is like very clearly yes.
Yeah, I I know if I do it the way I always do it, that I'll
get there. It might be like by the skin on
my teeth, but I I will get there.
So I think we have the same stuff there's It's so hard what
you don't have a lot of time. I do this on Tuesdays and every
Tuesday now since I added that that high value touch section
and all that and the biggest signals, the biggest noise I
added, I do that stuff before I write the games.
I write my intro and then I do all that and I do all this like
structural stuff on my piece before I write the games.
And I'm like it's like afternoon.
By the time I finish all that and I'm like, I haven't even
started writing the games. It used to be that I would sit
and just write games and now I'm writing an introduction and all
this other stuff and it's taking me the whole freaking morning.
And I always feel a little bit of stress at that point.
But I've done it enough over the last couple years that I'm, you
know, I'm pretty comfortable with it, but I'm like, yeah, I
can still get there. I can still get there with the
games. But it's, it's funny to me.
I've added so much stuff to stealing signals over the years
where I'm like, man, I'll be after noon, lost my whole
morning working. And I haven't even started a
game yet. Like, I'm like, I haven't even
touched the actual games. That's scary, man.
'Cause I did, I'll do. Like, I basically track like,
how many teams I have left to right, like throughout the whole
thing, go and check them off just 'cause it makes me feel
like so much better. But it's like, I have like,
certain checkpoints. Like, I know basically if I have
4:00 or less on Thursday morning, I'll be OK.
It might be like a late night if there's four, but I'll probably
be fine. But yeah, I'm worried.
I'm worried about next week. I I almost feel like next week
I'm going to, like, buckle down and get all of them done, like
in a really timely manner and then like, retire.
It's like. I think that might be all I have
left. That's it.
That's just that I just can't. I can't pass.
It wasn't in the past, but at this point.
Like for the? Kirk I am just running for a St.
score and and for the car one. I'm.
I'm kind of pumped about the car sweat now.
Yeah, that was fourth down. So keep the keep the drive
going, let's get. But I thought that might have
been a Kamara pass 'cause we have it's it's it's interesting
that we took the car over Allave, Shaheed and Kamara
Overs. Like it's kind of tough to get
all three right. So I would love to get some.
Of those early Saints, I like that Fiverr, man.
That's the one I'm gonna be fixing it on.
Well, I want to get it's more lava.
He's the one we need most money on.
Tonight we're gonna. This is gonna be a good a good
night. Take some Adderall next week.
Dude, I just took like 7 cups of coffee.
Adderall was in my 20s, man. I'm 36 now.
I just drink a fuck ton of coffee.
I need some of those Silva Hospital.
Horse tranquilizer. Man, that sounds good.
I know man. I took.
I took Torte. All one.
Time. I can confirm it's pretty good.
I had kidney stone knocks in, really knocks the pain away.
I mean, Brett Favre. Made it sound awesome.
I want to try it. Taste them first down.
Let's go, Saints. We want this game to shoot out,
baby. Yeah.
'Cause we have the over on Kirk and then we?
Took all these overs on. We have no unders.
This is just an overnight and it's gonna shoot out.
It's the Bigsby. Well, it's one Bigsby under.
It's just the big Yeah, game shoots.
Out that we don't have to worry about Bigsby, 'cause they're
gonna play. Yeah, we we want.
We don't want garbage. Time, truly.
Because that that was exactly. We just don't want a Jags blow
out. That that game they play ETN.
When the game's close, they just play ETN yeah.
But like the game script for basically everything.
We have right now. Is very nice.
Yep. Oh, there's.
Oh my God, there was almost. Ryan T Dude.
Oh my. God dude, he is trying.
Flirting with. It dude, he's just teased us.
With these almost picks, did he hit the defender?
I I feel like the defender was like I haven't seen the replay
yet, but I feel like he was not ready for the ball and it just
like that's didn't even show a replay.
No, Steph. It is Steph Miller the.
Waiver Wire Queen here, joining us for her weekly segment on the
ship cast. How you doing, Steph?
I'm doing great. How are you guys?
We're doing good. You know we.
Finally, are not dead in the water.
On our pick'em sweat. So we're we're feeling good and
energized tonight. No, I I tailed, so I'm I'm
excited. All right, finally get on the
positive side. There you go, And your Cowboys.
Got a big win on the road on Monday night.
You got to be feeling good. Yeah, it was.
It was good to see them. You know, beat Kellen Moore.
So give Jerry a reason to keep sorry.
No, I was just going to say I feel like that was a bad.
Loss for the Chargers. So you come off the bye week,
Kellen Moore revenge game against his former team at home
and you lose to the Cowboys. That's a bad loss.
Yeah, it. I mean.
Neither offense looked that good.
Honestly, no So. But I I'm all.
Worried that? Now, Jerry.
Won't fire Mike because he thinks that he made the right
decision. Oh, I'm sure.
Mack wants to quit. The foreplay he.
Wants to get right to the good stuff.
He wants to know what was the average range on bids you saw
for Zach Evans this week? I think the.
Highest I saw was. Like a?
Little over 500, like a 507 and then I think I saw the lowest
was like around A-150 or 180 maybe somewhere in there, but
most of them were probably 3:00 to 4:00.
For Evans, somewhere in there, you know, and right that was, I
feel like. You know we.
Were in some. Of our private chats and there
was so much. It was one of the few times I
felt like you had this hyper ambiguous situation and you also
had kind of a slow drip of information that was kind of.
Tilting things in real time. Shout out to the Coach Speak
Index Twitter account for posting all the McVeigh quotes
but I feel like we're throwing a lot at you Steph, as far as like
how we felt about the Rams backfield yesterday.
A little bit and I was trying to.
Digest stuff myself. I mean, I was getting in the
weeds too, you know, trying to parse through everything and,
you know, it's like sometimes. When I'm writing, I'm like also
waiting on information when there's so much of the ambiguous
situations. And then I have other people
that are like some of the homely people like giving me feedback
of, you know, waivers run a little early.
Can you try to get the article out earlier?
And it's like, I could but then I'd be missing so many pieces as
well. Like, you know, we don't know
injury situations. We didn't know the backfield and
this week especially like that was the entirety of the waivers,
pretty much. For sure.
And where did you? So what ended?
Up being I know we all were kind of giving thoughts like what was
your overall kind of thought on this Rams backfield both kind of
this week and then I think you do have to factor in like a
multi week horizon with Kyron likely out multiple weeks, yeah,
so I mean. For me, I think it was kind of
like originally. You know, we're like, OK, why
are they signing all these guys? OK, they have two guys that are
injured. Is it that Evans isn't ready or
that they have two injuries? Then, you know, when we hear
that the injury was a little bit worse for Kyron, I was like,
maybe that's not as big of a knock on Evans.
Maybe because the injury side was a little more severe than we
first thought. And then we hear the coach
speak. So then I was like, well, it
doesn't sound like he's ready. So, you know, I kind of.
Went back and. Forth.
But I mean I think there's a ceiling there.
We just don't know who's going to get it and I feel like maybe
a few guys are kind of going to have a shot, you know, and.
Whoever that's. How it feels, I think, is the
opportunity. You know.
Like because you know, they don't like to play committee,
so. But they they have.
They don't like to. They have at times when they
haven't necessarily known like who they they had.
There were sometimes last year where they were playing multiple
backs for a stretch, but somebody like it, like you said,
as soon as we found out that Kyron's going to be out for
multiple weeks, that's when it was like, well, someone could
probably rise to the top by the end of that span, like if it was
only going to be one week. But yeah, I mean, now it's
interesting how mad at the binders that he finally got
traded. I know, it's like though he
would have. Had the runway and he like legit
what he forced his way out of there, right?
You like trade me? Get the hell out of here.
Well. And it's so funny.
Like if you were to put on paper, it's.
Like, what are the type of contenders to take over a
backfield? It's be like the, you know, the
maligned rookie prospect who had an intriguing profile but fall
out of favor. Then you'd have the old Rams
mainstay who returns to the team and knows the offense.
And it's like, oh, Miles Gaskin, who's basically like a a fact.
Simile of who Kyron Williams is, it's like not a hyper athletic,
but a guy with a three down skill set.
Choose your fighter and it's like and his college coach is an
assistant head coach. Miles Gaskets.
College coach is an assistant head coach.
It's like playmakers. You guys remember the show and
Pete, you did the whole watch thing for playmakers.
It's like somebody scripted this man, that's great.
So I I know Steph we. Came in kind of hot late and I
know I was kind of encouraging you to like slightly bring down
Evan's bids and slightly boost Gaskin bids.
There was not a lot of Gaskin enthusiasm across the landscape
based on how those bids shook out, right.
We are now the proud. Owners of nine.
Shares of Gaskin and we could have gotten that for the
original price. 'Cause we were.
Pretty much the only bidders in plenty of.
Places. But like Gretch pointed out,
yeah, I saw that too, that his old coach is the assistant head
coach. And as you pointed out too, he's
got the most in common, you know, with his skill set to
Kyron as well. And I mean, who's not to say?
I mean, Kyron was not some great prospect either.
So I mean, who's not to say if somebody plays well in his
absence that they couldn't even earn a role?
When he comes back, you know, Yeah.
Steph. What else I'll pull up.
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Steph, what else kind of jumped out to you this week on waivers?
I mean the other. Big.
Well, we had the CMC situation, but those guys weren't available
on that many, so we didn't really have too much there.
We had a couple opportunities for Jordan Mason, but Michael
Mayer was the other big one and we thanks to Evan Silva for
giving us the backing that we needed to feel confident to play
him this week, even with the backup.
Quarterbacks So we got several shares of mayor which felt good.
I think we got a McBride you know he was another one that
finally they're not seems like he's going to take over and Ertz
is starting to go on the downward trend.
What? What did?
Mayor end up going.
In in FFBC. Because we were really curious
about what that range was going to be.
He was lower than I thought. Mostly.
I bid quite a bit in my own league, which I kind of at the
very end decided to up it, which I'm glad I did there because I
don't think I would have got him, but I way overbid.
But he ended up the 2nd. Highest bid was like. 350
something and I ended up bidding in the fours for him in that
one, but most of them he went maybe around 1:50.
To low twos. Somewhere in there, some threes,
a couple places. We we picked him up at 3:00 and
thinking. Buckeye.
Boomers, Didn't we get him in the threes?
Yeah, non FFPC Premium, right? Non type of premium, yeah.
But we had some of him the week before we were.
We were early on that, right. I did for.
One of yours. Yeah, I had planned that and I
honestly almost picked him up in mine.
I just didn't know who the drop was and didn't want to.
Have a. Discussion with my league.
Mates about who to drop, So I I should have probably pushed it.
You know, 'cause we had a bad tight end situation, we have the
joke we had. A joker and.
A Chig who, you know, both of those situations were bad.
So I that's another reason I've been so aggressively on there.
There I wanted to land him and get out of the Do you end up?
With any any shares? Of Trey McBride.
One, OK. And.
That was one that you. Didn't.
Get mayor. But you actually somehow got
Kyler, Murray and Trey McBride for a dollar because that league
has like no money and has no quarterback, had no tight end,
had no deep like everything somehow fell into place and all
the dollar bids went through. And I don't know how that
happened because Kyler went for two $300.00 pretty much
everywhere else. That is, honestly.
One of the selling points. Of using your fab aggressively
early like say on like a puka or like one of these true
difference makers is that you can sneak through these one and
two dollar bids, whereas say you save that money, you bid $100 on
Kyler, right, like and it's like well you could have gotten him
for $2.00. You know it is crazy how that
works. Yeah, we got.
I think we. Bid 200 bucks in Buckeye Boomer
as well, and that's really where he had a ton of money.
So we went, we got Kyler, we got Mayer.
We spend another 100 bucks on someone who I can't remember who
Gaskin. Gaskin.
Right. I.
Think maybe it. Was it?
Was, Yeah. That was like you're a little
hot but. Pretty close.
And I think it was like 180 on Kyler.
OK, yeah, 3. 50. Or 380 somewhere in there on
there and then that's actually hard. 80 ish.
Well. There's.
He went like I said he. Went pretty high in a.
Lot of them. It did.
I want to pay an 850 on mayor. Yeah, Gretch, you were even
hotter. Than me on mayor.
You were ready to go? Yeah.
I mean, he's somebody. Yeah, I have so much.
Mayor in best ball I'm loving I'm.
Loving the enthusiasm, dude. He looked.
He has looked really good the last two weeks and and then roll
has bumped up. I wrote about him after Week 5
because it talked about him on Monday Night Football as well.
Early in the game, Joe Buck talked about the team.
I always talk about what they tell him in the production
meetings. The team told them they wanted
to get the tight ends more involved and I was like, oh,
that's interesting. But in that game, Mayors routes
only got up to 49% and it was like a 5050 with him at Hooper
and then the next and then I. But I still wrote that up and
since then was like, you can kind of stash this guy in Ted
and premium. It's it's looking good right
now. Then and then and and Steph was
all over it. We stashed him in a bunch of
spots. She she mentioned this to us
this week. She already had him.
And then this week he gets all the way up to whatever 70%
routes he gets 3 catches on Garoppolo's first four passes.
Right. Like they come out and they're
throwing the ball to Michael Mayer like with intent.
Like the the the first read stuff we talked about earlier
bat like Michael Mayer is the guy you believe it when it's
Michael Mayer. When it's Michael Mayer, the
first read. Exactly.
Anyway, he went on to have a Really strong day.
Yeah. And I've I've seen this kind of
take. A bit like everyone's worried,
oh, does the squeaky Devante Adams wheel send the targets
back? I feel like this cuts both ways.
Like there's legitimate, I think, risk with with Devante
Adams like melting down or whatever.
Unhappiness where you know Mayer has a really big role by the end
of the season. Right.
And this is, that's the other part of it that I was writing up
the last couple weeks is this is such a concentrated team right
now. Everything flows through Adams,
Jacoby Myers and Josh Jacobs. No one else touches the ball.
So the fact that they finally got a fourth guy involved is
notable. And especially if somebody were
to get hurt from those big three, or like you said, if
Adams is somehow deactivated, gets a small injury, decides he
wants to be off the field for the next month even though he's
like probably healthy. Whatever gets traded is the big
one that people have talked about if one of these guys is no
longer involved. Mayer's going to have runway.
There's going to be opportunity, right The the condensed offense.
Isn't a negative. It's a selling point for Mayer.
If he's already earning targets like this, then imagine the
contingent upside. The contingent upside is fucking
wild for Mayer. If there was an injury or
something happened with Adams, people are like, yeah, he's not
going to. Be as high upside as Laporta.
I legitimately think Michael Mayer has Laporta upside like
for a stretch later in the year, and what Laporte's done has been
hard to fathom for a rookie oh baby pick oh.
Yeah dude, stop and stop and stop him.
I wanted to stop. It's got the Int.
Is it a pixel we? Need Christian Kirk, Can we
Could that be data at The Wood Little?
Little screened out to Kirk? No.
They called it ATV. I've heard a lot.
I'm seeing the. Chat.
A lot of people talking. About Mare's athleticism, but I
mean, he was the more complete tight end, right?
That, yeah, but that doesn't matter for.
Production, but athleticism stuff.
I I I think that. Like I this is the thing that
I've like heard the most about, like on Twitter, from people who
are like kind of newer to to like like Liam's always telling
me about the athletic stuff, but you know Liam just cause Dalton
Knox is. Athletic is.
Not. Fucking George Kittle, OK?
Totally. I'm just catching spirits.
Here comes the rat score. That's what I'm.
Subtiti right now. But it's like, dude, the
athleticism. The athleticism.
We shouldn't write productive players off for athleticism if a
team's interested in them. And then we should also like
with a guy like Mayer. Ask ourselves, is the
athleticism sufficient? Is it sufficient at this is
disqualifying? Yeah, as a disqualifying and and
in mayor's. Case it wasn't even.
Close to disqualifying, like he looks a lot like Marc Andrews.
He looks a lot like Zach Ertz. OK then you go, all right, hang
on, you're comparing a guy to these hyper productive college
players. He better be hyper productive
and drafted early. It's like, yeah, actually he's
drafted around earlier than Marc Andrews and he's been super
productive at a big time program.
So, like, I think you know, it's fair to.
And then what are we doing? Are we drafting him high?
No, we're drafting him in the 18th round of baseball drafts
and pick him off waivers. So I think that optimism
relative to price is like, I mean, athleticism is all that
mattered at tight end. Our Kyle Pitts shares would be
freaking. They'd be golden.
Silva's back. What's up, baby?
Well 'cause that's how you cook, right?
There you see that? That's how you cook Jaguars.
You got the Jaguars? Oh yeah.
In the captain in the captain's spot plus.
I wanted to say, what's up to Steph?
'Cause she's like, you know, she'd been killing it in these
streets, so. Thanks.
Oh yeah. Yo.
Jack Jack's. D fucking go, Let's.
Go Jack, you know you're looking.
Man, another one. You you made my night.
Silva. I've been an.
ETR subscriber since day one, so I've looked up to you for a long
time. Man, that's awesome.
All right. Silva what spot are you in in
the red? Zone right now?
Yeah. Oh shit.
I mean, I don't know. He.
Hung up. On us he will call back, so on
he just switched the screen this.
Is so good he went off the safari, so he's no longer
active. He did.
Get out the app. No thank you, Doctor.
Evil for letting us know that someone did, yes.
Oh my God, what a moment. Where?
Is Silva. Are you OK?
Steph, Why we leave Silva? Screen up here.
How did how did our portfolio do on the whole this week?
I mean, we did pretty. Good, we had the all.
Play going on for FFPC so if anyone's not familiar.
They kind of do that where you play everyone once a week or one
time during the season so that you only have to play all your
competitors once during the regular season.
So almost all our teams finished in the top half.
I think there's only one or two that did it, but nice.
Yeah, we we did really good and. A lot of them.
Were like the top team or the top two?
Do you think Silva can hear us? No.
He's got us on the big screen. So.
No, he totally. Forgot he he he got a text.
He's answering. Yeah, he did go.
He did finally go. OK.
Amazing. Steph, I did.
Wanna talk to? You about something.
I was reading your newsletter and I've been telling like lots
of kids who. You know, 12 year olds, 13 year
olds and fantasy leagues and. I was reading this. 1.
Newsletter and I'm reading you say.
I'll say it again. Louder for people.
In the back, this team, Fox and all that and I just, I just
wanted you to know like. There's a lot of kids reading.
Your newsletter Now, Steph, you can't really be saying that I'm
sorry. And I work with children, so I'm
a bad the. Kids are fucking.
I I mean, that was honestly my biggest.
Fear. Working with kids is I was like,
I'm going to get fired from my job the first day because I'm
going to drop an F bomb. I'm sure.
I have well I work with non. Verbal kids.
Too a lot. So they can't tell on me.
I'm sorry, that's wrong, but. True.
It's OK to laugh. No, I'm I.
Work I work with kids with autism.
The IT, as Tyler says, it's. Definitely the team across our
portfolio that is the most exciting.
It has Cooper Cup, Amman, Ross St.
Brown, Keenan Allen. This was the draft.
I land in Vegas and I pull up my discord because I was running
late to the draft and you guys are like we just took Cooper Cup
and I'm like what round and I did what was it?
Was it 4th or 5th, 4th or 4th or fourth round?
It's like, all right. All right.
Trust you guys. Holy shit, that is looking very
nice. Gorgeous.
Yeah, I'm not at all jealous. That I didn't pick to do that
draft instead. Well, that's a draft 'cause we
we tried to get Breece. To come back in the 4th, it's so
funny. We got Breece in like the 5th of
NFC drafts, but we couldn't even get him in the fourth of these
FFPC drafts in Vegas. But we had a guy tied up.
Yeah, at the 12 spot there was a dude.
Just drafting off your ranking spin.
He's like a Signal subscriber and we were talking about it.
And because he kept looking over and I was like, he must be
watching ship chasing. He's looking over a lot.
And then we got to the food break and I ran and got food and
I came back and you guys were like, he came over and he said
he's a Signal subscriber and he wanted to meet you or something.
Like what happened? We were starting to ID this.
Guy was picking off. And then he comes over and he's
like, I'm a stealing signal subscriber, uses my rankings for
the 12 hole. It was funny because like, early
on, we're like, OK, this guy. Guy's like ship chasing minded.
But then then it's like, but who like who is he like?
And we did, I was talking to Daryl and we were both feeling
like this guy's a stealing signals guy.
It's it's not just ship chasing, it's stealing signals.
Yeah, he was going for it was it was I I wonder how his team's.
Doing. It's a pretty good team.
Yeah, I know. I just was thinking the same
thing. I want to go check.
Yeah, he took Breeze. Yeah, he took Breeze.
He sent us on Breeze. Painful Steph, where are you at
on the on the scale? Of I'm having the time of my
life too. I massively regret taking on
this waiver wire project. Where are we on that scale right
now? And be honest, be honest.
No, I I'm having a blast. I really.
AM. I love it.
Good. OK.
I'm having fun. Love.
It. I mean.
Last week was a little. Bit of you.
Take your test and say that. I mean, I've had some wine so I
could. Probably pass no.
Love it, love it. But.
How How's your Scott fishbowl? Team doing you're.
Still just crushing over there undefeated, but I'm a little
worried. Because I have Karen Williams
and David Montgomery. Oh, you got any?
Reinforcements on that bench I I now have.
I think Henderson and. Gaskin.
And. I I.
Think I picked up someone. Else, but I don't remember.
Who? Because I have no more money,
but you can pick up guys for free.
So I do that a lot. It's kind of scour.
I've been doing that like my Scott fish.
And my team. Isn't isn't good even though I
have Cooper Cup and Puka. So I don't know how that
happened, but people are not in my waiver wire on Scott Fishbowl
really that active. Are you?
Have you been able to kind of just pick up whoever you want?
Pretty much. I mean, that's why I think I
bid. Heavier on a couple guys early
on. And spent a lot of my money and
then I was like, OK, there's no reason they'd be spending money.
And I waited till after they processed and just picked a
program for the most part. I mean, I did mine.
Live, too. So it was a little different,
'cause it was fun, 'cause I got to kind of, you know, get to
know the people there. And you know, we we had a, we
had a fun group, we were all drinking and hanging out, so
yeah. I was at a time ship.
Chasing VIP in the. Chat sitting in 14th.
You guys are crushing it, right? Hell yeah.
Yeah. So I'm in 6th right now.
I somehow I? Went down even though, but it's
like by a fraction of not even one point and I'm like five
points out of like third I think or like it's not much
separating. Well, hopefully you get
Montgomery. Back soon and you.
Can get back to rolling. I think they'll be OK.
I mean, I. Have I have.
Guys that could probably get me. Enough at running back.
I mean, I'm like I said, I've done the Zero IBB thing.
I've been churning like crazy. Anyways, the whole time I I
still have Monster. So he could get enough points.
Most are. Most are helpful, yeah.
Most are very. Helpful.
Very helpful. I've been listening to some
Dolphins podcasts, Steph and. They're.
Calling for Monster to win MVP. So I think you're you're in good
news. I love that.
They don't even want to, or they want Monster.
Why is it more people talking about?
Monster for the MVP Dolphins. Had like no good beat reporters
for a long time. Their their podcasts.
I mean, is anyone smart for the Dolphins?
I was talking about this on Lowe's today like I treat.
My podcast inbox, where I can never unsubscribe.
I never unsubscribed for podcasts.
I just subscribed and it was back in the Laird days.
I subscribed to a few of these like Hyper Niche in the same way
Pat used to grind the like fucking pewter.
No. But dude, I I downloaded Google
Podcast. For that that's just it's all on
Google Podcast like that. That app's destroyed because
it's all just team level pods. But I I just keep it.
In there and I'm sort of like. Swiping through podcasts today,
if I feed, it's like, why aren't more people talking about Raheem
Boaster for MVP? I'm like, well, there's a lot of
reasons why. Number one, yeah.
Steph, any other thoughts on week?
Seven. Any fiery spicy takes?
Any of our Co managers you want to throw under the bus.
Last week we had Bateman Gate. I mean this is an open forum to
really let it all out. Well, our our boomer friends.
They're boomered. Again, but I saved the day.
What did they do well? I was part of the Boomer.
There was a last minute. Thing there?
Yeah, I was in the Boomer they. They wanted to learn.
How to use the site themselves and actually place the bid so?
You know. They they put some.
Out and then. You know, I was like, OK, I want
to actually, you know, there's some guys you might want and you
have all this money like there's nobody that's going to hoard
your money at this point, like spend it, you know, if there's
somebody that can help your team.
So I was like, OK, I'm going to adjust this and put some real
bids in and. You know and I and I told Pat.
I said, OK, I'm about. To post the picture, I said I
need you to come and make sure they don't, you know, go against
because I. Know that, you guys.
Want to actually bid on Evans and Gaskin and Mayer and stuff.
So I was like, if you actually might want them, you might want
to intervene and get in quick. Because they figured out how to
adjust, the rumors have figured. Out how to.
Be so. Not even, oh gosh, especially.
So not even 5 minutes. I go back.
And like and I waited to. Last actually.
Do their wait because I knew that it would take time and I
was afraid I wouldn't get their others done if I, you know, in a
different order. So I I you needed to.
You need to have everything done before the movie. 2 minutes left
we were telling Steph, raise this up.
Do this Steph add and this is me.
I was like like Steph, there's like 3 minutes left.
Add another group or we're dropping Trey Palmer and picking
up a second Rams back like so we could get maybe Gaskin and Evans
and so she's like and then Evan. Evan is like is.
Like Josh? Yeah, that's a good.
Idea add that and Steph is like do not add that I am adding.
Because ending was well, not only did the bids change.
Back down from what I put them, but then there was like an extra
group with the same draw like and I'm like OK, I don't know
what will be valid and what won't.
Stop making groups. Stop doing anything.
Just leave. It so I was going to do the
same. Thing I was like I.
I was. Thinking I was like, OK, Irvine
and Palmer because a lot of times I just wait, you know,
until I can get some feedback. But I'm like, hey, is it OK?
Do you guys want multiples of these guys I'm going to drop,
you know? A few people, because I knew
that Palmer for some reason was a favorite in that group as
well, so. I didn't.
Want to break any hearts?
I wanted to be a little careful, but you know, Bateman already
went, so it's like how? How much more?
Yeah, well. This This is why Steph.
Is, you know, people toss around the term like the Lord's work.
Like Stephanie is doing the Lord's work like.
Like Christ returned so Steph could do this kind of work where
she's stealing. I'm.
Not that poor statement. Not even at all.
What's up, dumb or Eddie that might be fresh?
You sacrilegious, but Stephanie's doing incredible,
you get. My point you're.
Not Jewish? So this.
Is really extra? Funny.
Yeah, Steph, we. Appreciate you as always,
absolutely crushing it for us, cleaning up all of our mistakes,
getting US one week ahead on all the hot waiver ads.
We we appreciate you as always well.
Working with you guys is awesome.
You guys have all been great so. I'm sorry, Steph.
Was a lot of fun and I think. I'm going to do it again next.
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All right. See you guys then.
Let's hope we get them win some of these pickups.
Let's do it. Let's do.
It all right. I got a couple things to
highlight. The chat was really wrong about
the Mayor Laporta athleticism thing.
Pat, you asked how that guy was doing.
He's four and two. He's tied the the dude in that
in that one thing. And also the Saints are about to
score a touchdown, which we need That which we need, yeah, but
it's third and goal. They've been stopped.
Twice with the run, Where are we at on like a new and 1/2.
Let's go to our pick Em's. Pete, we're gonna pull some of
those up. Well, we need.
It's encouraging. Kirk is, Kirk is, obviously.
The big one. We so we need this touchdown and
then we need. A Kirk drive, so same story.
We need 5. .2. Six points from him on the the
big one up top the five picks for 2K.
Same Kirk thing. Tank just keeps tanking.
Tank stays under. This one we have so.
Ridley came on, hit that first catch to start that drive, then
came off, disappeared. ETN still weighs off, but if
they keep feeding him here to salt away the game, that should
be good. We need ETN and Kirk.
We need Jack. Yeah.
Although yeah, this is. Sort of another out potentially,
yeah. We'll let that one go, yes.
And then this is the the Saints onslaught 1 Kamara we also has
ETN rushing over. So those are what we really
want, is Kirk. We are, we're locked.
Really want. Kirk's the cleanest.
Yeah. We need a curcony N drive, so
Chad's going nuts. About this again.
I No one is saying that Mayer's a better athlete than Laporta.
Brandon, all right, You got like 17 things here if if all that
mattered was. Athleticism at tight end Austin
Knox would be the best tight end in the league, Kyle.
Pitts are now watching. All this stuff would be going
great for us. That's great.
Michael Production still? Matters.
You have to be able to play the position you have to be able to
catch passes and and same as receiver production at the
college level begets production at the NFL level.
Go look at their I mean and and Laporta's very good.
I'm not trying to dog Laporta, but you guys are dying to
Meyer's, yes? Exactly.
They're like Meyer's production as a receiver in college
three-year early declare true wide receiver breakout.
His production, like age adjusted production, is like
Kyle Pitts's. It's legitimately it's a
three-year early declare with A11 year like true 30% dominator
rating. It's it's legit.
It's fucking legit. It's like a wide receiver legit.
He was the 35th overall pick, He was the 4th pick of the second
round. Like you guys are acting.
Like Michael Mayer's chopped liver.
He was like a really, really high pick as well.
He's young. He's what you fucking want from
upside tight. Ends right, Pat?
I mean, you know what's better than him?
Yeah. Yeah, I think Laporta was a the
idea. That we have to like pick
between these guys is silly. Like Laporta was a think of
really strong pick I have. I have a tweet.
From. Justin Herzig asking me what in
tarnation is the same Laporta. I was one of the first guys
drafting this guy back in February.
So don't make me pick against Laporta.
I love Laporta. I'm not.
I don't. I reject your the comparison.
They're both great prospects and guess what?
You could draft a ton of them. They were both.
They were both widely available. We were drafting Laporta instead
of. Higher than mayor had him as a
target at stealing. Staples No one's like talking
shit about Laporta. The point is, doesn't have to be
as good of a athlete as Laporta to be, like, worth something, or
to be as productive as him to be the next Laporta.
Which is where this chat started, I commented.
Did he get there? Freda's Freda's Got me going,
man. You say he's a clown.
Look, I mean, I think Brandon's. Just this, this is like an
objectively. Awful done, yeah.
And then he said that's a clown thing, Athleticism.
He was an. Awesome prospect.
An awesome. Yeah.
He's really strong. He was a really strong prospect.
Tight end prospects are like, almost no one is truly an
amazing prospect because Titan's like a very difficult like,
you're not even sure like, like what?
What are we even shooting for at tight end, 'cause like, yeah,
different models. Said A lot of hard stuff, yes.
Yeah, there's like a million. Like, was like Eric Ebron a hit
or not, you know, because you need to be able to stay on the
field. Was it like some?
Of the models earlier were like, it should just be about staying
on the field. You just want the guy to like be
a good enough blocker, so he's got to be physical enough to
stay on the field. Then he'll get the production
was Cole Kometa hit. Are we looking for Cole, Kometa
or do? You not give a shit about Cole
Kometa? We don't know that's.
We have no idea 'cause, yeah, that's.
So it's it's tough. It's a tough position to even
say like what a great prospect is.
But I had him as a as a strong prospect and I had LaPorte as a
strong prospect. And look, there's different ways
to get there like you know there's if you just look at like
the current tight ends, right. How it hits is a Brandon's
having way too much fun though, Travis.
Kelsey ran a 466 move. On no one gives a shit.
It doesn't matter. Look up, look up, look up.
Mark Andrews Ras Brandon's either drunk or his 12 year old
nephew. Took over his profile.
Appreciate Brandon, because it's like we don't often.
Our chat is generally like, very smart.
We don't have a lot to disagree with.
It's nice to have someone who's an idiot that we can pile on.
Yes, it gives us, yeah, I I think, I honestly think, I
honestly think that understanding athleticism is one
of the biggest edges because you got guys like Brandon who like
come in and they're just like this dude's rasp is higher than
this guy's rasp. Let's strap the higher rasp and
it's fucking dumb. Like that's not how you like.
You want you want a guy to be sufficiently athletic, then it
would be awesome if he was like a really high end athlete.
Like that's great. Then what's funny to me is that
you get the guys who are like, remember Zac Koontz who we've
already forgotten about, but he like finished like the highest.
He was like the 10 score in rasp.
And so it's like now he cares so much about Zac Koontz because
Zac Kuntz is the most athletic guy in the class.
Like, he's marginally more athletic and then like four
other guys who are extremely productive compared to him.
So who gives a shit about this guy just because he has the
highest score. But that's that's like our dumb
monkey brains just gravitate towards, you know, whatever the
highest, the very highest thing is instead of thinking about it,
you know, as a as a rational, rational humans.
My favorite thing about Brandon is he's like.
You guys don't know Ball Notre Dame's tight ends.
I'll do this. And what I want to say back is,
did you watch the fucking NFL the last two weeks?
Because Michael Mayer looked fantastic.
He looked like a really legit NFL tight end for the last two
weeks. You didn't watch that I can
tell. You're out of your fucking mind.
Dude, I love Brandon. Great.
I actually like Brandon a lot. I like that he's just saying the
same thing about the time. If someone truly triggers me, I
just. Boot them from the channel and
we'd never see them again. For the rest he triggered me for
a minute. I'm not booting.
Him. I like him, yeah.
You saved me when you. Pulled up his.
Comment that he was like mayor is not a great prospect You're
like, this is just not true And I was like, all right.
He's got me back into reality. I was.
I was triggered for a minute. You brought me back, 'cause he
said. That was a clown take.
That mayor was a great prospect. And I was like, OK, Pete brought
me back, 'cause like the actual clown take is that That would be
a clown take. That's a clown take.
It's it's an inverse clown take. All right, Etn's rolling here.
Let's. Get it going, bro.
Rushing. We need 20 more rushing yards.
From etn. All right, we need the.
We need the Kirk. How about who says no to 20 yard
rush from Etienne, followed by a Christian Kirk touchdown?
Who needs it? I need it.
I'm. I'm very into that.
I I like that a lot. The, the, the, the taste of
mill. Touchdown was very good.
This is still a one score game, Braden.
I'll give you $5000 to name. And Notre Dame?
Very funny. Just say Tyler Eifert.
Brad is doing. He has no fucking.
Idea. There's no way he knows.
The current Notre Dame tight end.
This guy has heard like 3. Interesting.
If you followed Silva over the years, you can name like 6.
Notre Dame tight ends, because I think he means a current one.
Like if you're actually. Tracking the stuff, You would
know a current Notre Dame tight end, but no shock.
What is Lawrence? Doing putting his.
Knee at risk. This guy's going for it.
He just keeps throwing. Kirk, come on.
Go to Kirk. Come on, man.
What about Chase Claypole? He's in Notre Dame Titan.
Nailed it. That got it.
That. Loved it.
Motherfucking Mackie Award winners.
That's. Right.
Man, man, we need some Kirk here.
Let's get let's get Christian Kirk for the.
People. 3rd and long. This is a big.
Moment right. Third and long, 3rd and 8:00-ish
Eight. Yeah, this is big for us.
All right, Christian Kirk, there he is.
He's motion engine. I'm seeing him.
Oh, nobody lined up over top. Of him.
All Lawrence, That was the. First read that.
Was his fucking first read. That was his read.
Even though Gretsch doesn't believe in first read data.
Don't get me. Fucking started on this, I'm.
I'm. I'm too drunk, Chris, Why don't
you believe? In it, man, so many words.
That I wrote today about that it should not be called first read
data, it should be called We sucked out the most noisy
longest read data and and then yeah that made it a little bit
more accurate cause like. Like 85% of the number or like
Pat you said on PFF, it's like 76%.
So whatever like 3/4 or more of the targets are, are classified
to wide receivers. To wide receivers, Yeah, John,
Yes. Thank you.
John, God, I need you here to actually physically stop me.
John, you would. You'd be a good friend in this
in this spot. I feel like we're trying to move
on, but Brandon Katz is trying. To explain why Why Travis Kelsey
Randall 46 still. Andrews.
Now Brandon, tell me about Marc Andrews.
Tell me why he's still good even though he ran like 4-7.
Did Michael Mayer fuck your girlfriend?
Is that something that happened that's a that's made doing a a
lot of assuming? That branded as a girlfriend.
That he said. That Dude, we fucking said that.
Remember when when Liam was on and we were going through who
was the golden retriever? And we're like, Dude Mayer's
like that dude from the from the 80s movie.
He's the villain. He's the guy who tries to sleep
with your girlfriend. What if he actually slept with
Brandon's girlfriend? But if we did that.
All right, let's get focused. Let's start manifesting.
I can't. I'm too drunk, Pete.
I can't. Get focused.
You can't lock me in right now. I can't bring myself to update
the. The show description to say next
week as a $700.00 giveaway. We just need to end it.
Don't do it. Don't do it yet.
I mean, come on, I know I'm trying to manifest it.
You guys getting the Chili's ad right now?
I. Am it looks good?
I know it does. I mean, it's not gonna taste
good, but the. Ads look good.
I was at. I had this debate with Lauren
like the. Other night, what do you guys
think is the most ubiquitous sit down chain restaurant in
America? Not fast food, not.
McDonald's, not KFC but like sit down.
I'm talking like Applebee's. Chili's like what is like what
is the McDonald's of sit down? Chain restaurants?
I think it's Applebee's. You muted yourself.
I think it's probably Applebee's.
Olive Garden. I think it's Applebee's.
Olive Garden. Because it's not American food.
I just, I think it's it's Apple. I think it's ineligible.
I think. I don't know how big cracker.
Barrel is in like, not the East Coast, but I think it's pretty
big. It might not be big enough to
make up for a lack of not to dunk.
It's no it's not, dude. Because your boy was looking at
the total revenue that these like some of these companies are
in the billions. Denny's Is it in the low 300
million people? What about?
How is it because they give all the old?
People like free food. It's.
Like they got the, they got the like 490.
Nine plate for the old. People, they're not making
enough money. It I I I.
Do think it's Applebee's. I think that's the most
quintessential. You guys don't think IHOP is in
the running? I hop behind Denny's.
There's. More Denny's than.
IHOP I think the one I was surprised at the lack of
locations was Cheesecake Factory.
There's only like 200 some Cheesecake Factories in all of
America and I feel like. It's not as ubiquitous as
McDonald's, but it is like quintessentially a more.
It is, yeah. It is we.
Fuck every Every city's gotta have a Cheesecake Factory.
But it's not gonna be like, yeah, yeah, it's a thing in the
Grudge. Household There's your air
yards. They're not going to anyone.
They're just fucking their car's, just checking the ball
the fuck out of bounds, God damn it.
Yeah, and then yelling at everybody.
They gotta pun. Applebee's owns IHOP.
Dude, What? Applebee's.
Owns IHOP. That's what the Dean put in the
chat. I know, but Don just said
endless shit. I think he's.
Turn into a shit show and I. Really want to know what that
means? A literal.
Shit show. Thank you Chipsy also.
I was having this conversation with Lauren.
Like, what's the the coolest, most hipster chain restaurant or
sorry, fast food chain? I think it's Taco Bell.
And I would say like the Yokiero Taco Bell campaign is one of the
most badass fucking yes campaigns in the history of.
Capital. Restaurant Yokiero Taco.
Bell was fucking genius. Incredible.
Yes, that little Chihuahua. Chihuahua.
Slapped for sure, yeah. And I'll, I'll say Taco, Taco
Bell's defense. They used to get this bad
reputation of like not having quality food.
And dude, it's like, if you guys, I got kids, I eat more.
Like, not a ton of fast food, but more fast food than I want
to Taco Bell. Like, there's a lot of fast food
places that will fuck your order up.
Taco Bell gets everything right. Now you could do, like, custom
shit. They'll get it right.
Like they they take care of their shit.
Taco Bell is, like, on top of their shit these days.
Taco Bell has remained cool. For through multiple decades,
like if you ask any real. Stoner like.
What's the go to late? It's Taco Bell and.
It's not taking away from anything from the other fast.
Food jack-in-the-box is is kind of a Stoner.
They want I don't know if Jack in the.
Box is cool though. Yeah, it's not cool.
It's like the. It's like the.
Not cool, Stoner place. Yeah, it's not cool though.
It's the really. Big.
Stoners that think they're. The cool stoners, they go to
Jack-in-the-box. Right, right.
My favorite thing is everyone talking about fast food.
While Brandon is talking about broad jumps and whether Michael
may Oh my God. Is he still?
Talking about Michael Mayer. I forgot about Brandon.
I literally. Have not.
No, that's rhythmic. I've missed that was a catch.
I mean, we'll take it for that. One, but I don't even think it's
a catch. Yeah, by the way, Brandon.
You are right. He's not a good athlete for an
NFL tight end. That's that's not enough to say
he's not a good prospect. That's one box we look at.
So who else isn't a good athlete?
Brandon and I've. Come.
To grips with this, it's Adam. Thielen is not a good athlete
anymore, but it doesn't fucking matter.
Alvin Ridley is not a great athlete.
I believe pretty sure he didn't test well.
Route running is a skill. You can make up for subpar.
Athleticism with good route running.
Oh, dude. Jamal.
Agnes. Yeah, yeah, you guys understand.
This is why I wanted. AG I.
Fucking. Got shit earlier.
That's why he came in as soon as he didn't have a concussion he's
gotten. Every target.
He's leading the fucking team in targets.
It's crazy. Damn, I can go for some pizza.
Right now? Yeah, that sounds delicious.
Kyle calling out Tyler. Hey, Speaking of Cheesecake
Factory. And that whatever ad we were
watching earlier from Chili's, I have had an issue with
Cheesecake Factory, my wife. And.
And girls love it. So we go there, They have the
biggest fucking menu and I've tried a million different things
and I don't really like anything there.
Everything's just, it's all in the fucking bags.
I'm I'm with you on this take. But then I finally ordered.
Just a fucking burger there. Last time we went, we went for
my daughter's. Birthday in September a month
ago, and it was a really fucking good burger.
But I was. Like every other time.
It was like, I'm not going to order a burger.
I'm at Cheesecake Factory. I'm going to get.
I got a shepherd's pie one time. Like, I'm going to fucking try
one is I just wanted to do something fucking shepherd's
pie. I just wanted to Jesus Christ.
I've done a. Lot of ridiculous.
Things. Right.
I ordered this burger Americana Burger, and it was really
fucking good. So if you ever get to to
Cheesecake Factory, don't don't be overwhelmed by the massive
menu. Just just get the fucking
burger. I I promise you, Gretch, most
people aren't going to. Cheesecake Factory and getting
the fucking Shepherd's spot. OK, that was like the 10th time
I was there. And couldn't find something I
finally tried to shepherd's spot.
That's because one time I was in Atlanta, GA, Marietta, GA, and I
got an Australian meat pie. My my buddy's wife is from
Australia. There's this place on Marietta,
GA that makes these meat pies. I have had it one time in my
life. I can still taste it right now.
I it was one of the best things I've ever fucking eaten in my
life. Australian meat, That's what I
was envisioning it was. That's not what a.
Shepherd's pie is shepherd's pie is a totally different dish.
Yeah, but I thought I was getting that you thought.
You were getting an Australian meat pie and you got Shepherd 's
pie, bro. I you probably you probably hate
Shepherd's. Pie, which is good.
Yeah, I did hate Shepherd's pie. Yeah, 'cause you.
It's like I was envisioning the meat I got.
Married out of Georgia. Marietta Square.
Ivan Black's been there. It's at the fucking square,
100%. There's a square in the middle
of that town. It's at the Marietta Square.
That would be like if you ordered a burger and someone
brought out like beef Stew. Like, that's about as stupid.
As those things are, I know, but I don't know that I'm dumb.
Padam's stupid. Oh, he got.
Stuffed. Oh shit.
It's, it's Saints Ball. I'm going to ask it.
I'm going to ask the. Question.
Do we want overtime? Yeah, we do.
I mean, we have a shit load
over, so I think for sure, yeah. Spies.
I'm not athletic. It runs A4. 940 That's a good
I'm thinking about ordering Taco Bell DoorDash.
Right now, I'm just letting you. I am too.
Oh, let's get some Taco. Bell, what are we going to get?
Oh, it's. I'm looking for my phone and
it's what I'm watching the game on.
I think I'm going to get an easy Gordita Crunch.
Yeah. What?
So I haven't. Ordered Taco Bell since I was
probably in high school, maybe college.
What? What are the What's the The
Goat's? The Crunchwrap Supreme is the
Goated. Dish they they have.
They used to have the Nacho. Cheese Chalupa.
And they don't have it anymore. But you can order a chalupa, get
no sour cream, and get Nacho cheese added.
And then you get the Nacho cheese chalupa.
It's delicious, The Mexican pizza.
I've always had a soft spot. For as well.
Cheesy Gordie Crunch cream, though.
That's the that's the good Crunchwrap Supreme is no.
I don't even like Crunchwrap Supreme that much too much.
Fuck off. That's as bad as your.
Your Michael Mayer did. You got so mad, you.
Thought Ben was Brandon. Fucker.
It off, fucker, it off. I didn't say anything.
Except slandering the fucking crunch.
Wrap Supreme Overrated. I'm not.
Slandering it. It's OK.
I've gotten it a lot of times. Who's overrating it?
Penn's Mountains are no longer blue, of course, Yeah.
You also, I'm going to grab a beer and that and that decision
is going to, it's going to help Christian Curtis.
This is Pat's One beer of the night, My one.
Beer. He's having one beer.
It's not feeling well. It's a sour.
When you stick, you only drink one beer.
That's the way, yes. That's just being smart.
Mm hmm. And then he goes, he goes dark
immediately. Dude, I'm a sucker for the Nacho
cheese and anything that. Has a fucking Nacho cheese on
it, Pete. That's where I'm at.
The Contrap Supreme. I used to get it, because it
would. They don't put enough Nacho
cheese on it to cover all the fucking tortilla that you got to
deal with. I'm going to be devastated if
this. Taco Bell is closed.
You're actually ordering. It.
I think I. AM.
Wow. Crunch wrap supreme.
Casa 682 in this economy, 680-2682 seems pretty good.
Dude. No?
That's. One thing have you got?
Have. You gotten an Ortiz's Burrito
yet, Pat? No.
You go to Taco Bell and you get like 4 things.
But if they're all 680, what's the move?
What's the move in Ortiz's? Dude, you get a California.
Burrito and you log the fuck? Out.
Oh, what is a California burrito?
Oh, it's. Michael Thomas.
It's a carne asada burrito. Cheese, Potatoes, guac, sour
cream, beautiful tortilla. We need a quick strike.
Zach. You are Zach.
Has not lost a plot. We've lost a plot.
But Zach Ernst is on the fucking ball.
Let's go chase some potatoes. Let's go.
Quick strike, baby, you brought this aids.
Should I? Get the Cinnabon Delights.
Yes, those are delicious. They.
They come in a 2 pack. 2 little nice little treats for your
mouth. Wow, they have strawberry.
Twists. Now this is fucking.
Crazy those suck. This is like it's like in a Oh
my God did. Not get them in they're.
Calling it. They called that a touchdown.
They called that a. Touchdown.
There's no way. But I'm drunk enough that I
could be wrong. I'm drunk enough that I could be
wrong. Another game.
I learned that at the Husky game Saturday I got.
Real fucking hammered for that game.
And there was a couple. They won that game, right?
Yes, it was. Big Congrats, man.
I was very confident in a few things that did not, actually.
Turn out to be neat oh the knees down.
Oh, it is the catch. Wow.
That ball shift there, he put
his other hand on. It we're going to get a look
here. No, call the touchdown on the
field. I think it's good they didn't
show on that second look at the ball.
Shifted. I think you got to count that
that is some impressive shit. Vintage Michael Thomas.
We need this almost mare asking. Not quite.
If only he ran a 4.9. There it is.
We are tied up, boys. Dude, I'm getting fucking.
Taco Bell, let's go. It is.
Taco Bell season talking to Keep?
Looking for my phone? That was Pete Sweat.
He even made a deal with himself.
And we want some sorry sorters. My God dude, I don't even.
I'm not even that. Hungry dude.
I might have to get Taco. Bell too.
You guys are getting it. It's later.
Yeah, I'm getting some Taco Bell.
It's later. It's later for you than us.
It's a lot later for me than you guys.
That's. That's just true.
Yeah. I will never tell anyone my
order. Really.
No, I will like very. Easily.
OK, let's first it up here. I want.
To know your order Really bad. Crunch Wrap Supreme.
Yep, you do Crunch Wrap Supreme for Me, 719.
I'm getting both. Oh man.
Yeah. Fucking California taxes.
Man, you should have never left New York.
You got a crunch up Supreme. What was the other?
One Mexican. I got that.
This is my Order Crunch wrap. Supreme Mexican Pizza, Cheesy
Gordita Crunch, Soft Taco, Cinnamon delights, 12 pack, and
a Cinnamon Twist. I have no idea why I got both
the cinnamon delights and the cinnamon twist.
That's got to be 30 bucks total. In this economy.
I did leave an. $8 tip. I can't really.
See how much I how much this was.
Yet I think it's like $28.00 steak case or rito someone just
said in the chat. That slaps Tyler.
God damn it. I wish it was anyone but Tyler.
Dude, can you go get my weed pen to fully?
Enjoy this? I'll be.
Right back. Yeah.
That's smart. That's smart.
That is smart. Did you?
Did he DoorDash my DoorDash? DoorDash.
I've never done fast food DoorDash before.
All right. What do you mean you?
Just like, go through the drive through, Yeah, like a human
being. I DoorDash a lot of stuff.
You mean to just go through the drive?
Through I just told him what's the difference, Might as well.
I mean, I DoorDash. In New York.
I mean, that's honestly, that's one of the reasons that I lived
in New York is because I could, like, order as delivery like
amazing food all the time because I don't cook.
Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah.
That's the thing that I mean I'm, I'm just like I'll have
the, I'll have the. Best tie.
I'll have my favorite tie tonight, you know?
Yeah and yeah. Is it?
Is it like, have it just, like, delivered to your fucking house?
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty nice. All right, first down for the
Jags here 1st and 10 I just threw.
It up on my delayed. Stream that I have so I can
order Taco Bell on my. Evan.
Ingram, we don't have any of. Him.
Now, that probably would have been a good one.
Oh my God, I just. Pulled this up.
Why is the first thing that is on my screen?
Taco Bell? Whoa.
These guys know what I'm doing. They know, dude.
Your phone's listening, man. Conspiracies.
What the fuck? No, not from Kirkland.
No. That's Ridley.
But that's a rush. The the people.
The people watching our stream. Pat are like these guys are just
all ordering fucking Taco Bell now what's happening to our
stream? No one's talking.
Anymore everyone's just trying to order Taco Bell pizza fucking
smoking weed so that his $30 Taco Bell will taste better.
Well, you know, we need this. We.
Need this Kirk stuff, man. It's you gotta distract yourself
in order to Taco Bell. The sweat is is brutal.
My am I? Am I the?
On the big There he is. He's back.
Forget. Hang on, hang on.
Forget whether you know Ball. It's all about whether you know
Bell. Taco Bell.
It's like, don't get the fuck out.
Oh my God. Do you know bell it?
Would have been sick. If you busted.
Out a Crunch Wrap Supreme if you don't that way.
No, I know. It just would have been.
Oh man. Shit, this isn't.
Gonna be here for ages. I know I can't.
Even get it ordered. Beat you already ordered.
Luck. Figuring out how to order.
This is the. Hardest goddamn part.
Alright, throw it a Kirk, man. How about a Christian?
Kirk. Let's go.
Featured. Oh my God, Calvin Ridley.
I'm so far behind. You're damn right I went full.
Screen for that. You never fell cheesy, Gordita.
Crunch. Good Lord.
Admit it, you know. Bell's pretty good.
It's pretty good. I didn't.
It didn't like. It took me a second so it didn't
like land, but I do like it. Man, look, I can't.
I might just do a different Mexican place.
It's. Crazy.
This is more. Expensive than if you just go
through the. Drive through.
I want you to know by a long shot, I mean if you want to get
on your phone and go through the drive.
Through of course it is. I mean, someone's driving to
you. They've not had a cheesy Gordy
to crunch in a long time. Should.
I get a cheesy Gordy. I mean, what did you what?
Pete, what's your thing? Crunch Wrap Supreme, dude.
Yeah, that's what I need to. Try.
Who said that was? Overrated.
Was that Pat? No it.
Was me? No, dude.
I wouldn't know if it was overrated.
I have an order in a want that come on garage.
It's just a lot of fucking bread, like.
Tortilla folded. What do you think we're doing
here? Are you fucking counting
calories on a? Taco Bell order.
I'm just saying there's a lot of ways to wrap up your.
Cheesy, meaty, grilled, whatever.
And I'm, you know, I'm trying to wrap up the good stuff.
Maybe I can order a delivery from there.
Can can we talk about is it? It's legitimately crazy, right,
that the Saints have gone from like, Taysom Hill tight end to
Taysom Hill running back to Taysom Hill quarterback, and now
they're literally doing Taysom Hill wide receiver.
Like, that's a thing. Yeah, it's a thing, dude.
They didn't have Thunderdog, didn't have any perceiving stuff
for him, but I was interested in that.
We are. This is This game is.
Fucking tight. And the stains have the.
Ball so we we. We smashed the over we're.
At 48, Pete, I got this shit ordered.
It's. It's going to arrive sometime.
Oh my God, before 8843 is my Max.
Oh God, it's a long time from now, this order.
With one eye closed, yeah, I was.
I mean sure the. It is.
It is honestly crazy guys that we're like just to.
Just kind of reinforce like how? Gross.
This sweat is obviously we want our fans.
God Kirk has not had $600.00 five. .1 It's it's literally a
$2000. Christian Kirk over 10.35
Fantasy Place. Well, that's two. 1000 on that
one and. The other one we'll hit and the
other one, It's $2600. Yeah, 2600 and the chat Win 6.
130 two $100 swing here. Will you X out that?
Thing in the corner I hate. That they want to know if you
need any help. Like, no, we don't need any
help. We know that we have.
Yeah, I would like for Christian Kirk to catch some fucking
balls. No, those are just your two
favourites. Oh yeah, Beep.
That's not going to go, yeah, see, you're going to get some
excluded. No, Don't say yes.
Why are you doing this? You're not going to.
Oh, Pete, no. Yeah, I don't want to actually
get. Myself self.
Excluded because miss bot is going to flag you.
Oh God. Oh yeah.
I've. Heard too many horror stories
about like literally. My buddy, my college friend who
got obsessed with underdog pickums.
He was just mashing buttons on his phone.
I still don't know exactly how it happened and he accidentally
self excluded for a year and I I tried to even call in favors.
Couldn't. Like once you once you pull that
trigger, you you can't undo it. Yeah, which is the way it
should. Be.
I mean, there's no point. Like it's not a real self
exclusion, although you'd like to think you're.
Not going to butt that it would be really funny if I got self.
Excluded from underdog for saying I'm trying to self
exclude from eating Cinnamon Twists.
That would have been a good and and if it was on stream
documented and they still they still wouldn't do it.
I mean, I'd put that in my Twitter mail.
Got. Self excluded from underdog
overtime trying to order Taco Bell.
Brandon's still hanging strong tonight.
There are 1,000,000 fantasy sites.
That's Well, that's true. That's a good point.
That's a good point, Brandon. Man, Christian Kirk, dude, can
can we just have a? Good time once.
Christian Kirk, Right. Come on, man.
Do you? Know what happened, Christian
Kirk or? Calvin Ridley went and
complained. He's like, I need more targets.
And then they started fucking force.
Feeding it to him. Instead of letting just
Christian Kirk eat. What has happened?
Anything cool? Brandon was talking about self
excluding in the chat. From our show.
Hopefully from our show. Sorry, that was me.
Sorry, Brandon. All right, Christian.
Pete, I'm doing your thing. I don't have a bait pen right
now. All right, Just like A, a, a.
Loose Christian Kirk play. I just ordered DoorDash Taco
Bell for the first time in my life.
I feel like a fat ass. Let me tell you it's it's
practically the weekend dude you wrote.
A lot. This week it's going to
celebrate. That's right, I got.
The 12 pack of the Cinnabon delights that you that you got.
My wife's going to be pumped. She's going to be so happy.
She likes fucking. Donuts and shit.
What is this ref even doing dude?
Dude this ref looks like Steve Zon have.
You ever heard of Don Roman, Pete?
No. What are you looking at?
Kirk find. Him Kirk.
Yes. Score.
Let's go.
Bam, bam, bam bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam bam bam.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Oh my goodness, what a moment. Yes.
All right. Needed it.
Somebody's getting 6. 100 bucks richer tonight, Pete. 600 bucks
600 bucks. Pull that Google form out Google
Forms in the chat Google form is.
In the fucking. Chat.
And you know what? That's perfect because our core,
our core hit 600 bucks and we're giving away 600 bucks.
So it's 600 bucks for US, 600 bucks for the chat.
Symmetry. Who's ready?
For the take, Bigsby Dagger. Oh, no, we're not getting that.
That's not happening. No, no, no.
I've never felt so good about a fucking.
Pre emptive Taco Bell order. Oh God, yes.
Oh yeah, man, I should probably tweet.
I feel so. Fucking good right now.
Yeah, me too, man. Dude, I cracked the beard.
I cracked the beard first time. I believe in all.
That one Holy Christian Kirk. 40 I mean, we were like at half.
PPR we were a ways off for him to just take a slant to the
house that was so huge, even with the TD he that's.
He needed. The TD, if he gets tackled with
the one he's at 16 right now, he's at.
Yeah, we needed the TD. The TD was not optional so late
in the game like he had to get. All the way there.
That was awesome. He was weaving.
To the defense, that was sick man when he caught that and I
said. Score early.
I had. I like you can't see what's
ahead of the player. I thought there was no chance
that he was actually going to score.
That was sick. That's fucking.
Awesome. That was amazing.
Wow. All right, dude.
That was the most explosive Kirk play I've ever.
Seen Purple Yoshi's? Yeah.
He gotta, he gotta feel quick. He gotta feel quick, Christian
Kirk. Texas A&M days.
Damn, that was fun. Like that's the.
Kind of slot where you're just like, oh, can we just get a
Christian Kirk catch that goes to the fucking house that
doesn't. That's not supposed to happen.
It's not supposed to happen. Leone.
Where's the Christian? Kirk Yes, he's fired.
Up. No, Leonie capitulated.
Dude, that's it. He can't.
He can't uncapitulate. He was right on Rashad White.
He he was, he was right to be worried about them, Doctor Evil
says. That crutching comes through
despite. Pete's.
Sacrilegious comments earlier. What a fucking moment.
Oh man, that was bad ass. I hope Silva's.
Watching too. Because, well, he had Kirk.
Can he have Kirk? Well, we have them together in
our fucking main. Event.
Dude, he doesn't give a shit about that.
I guess Jaguar isn't the captain.
He's he's trying to know he's on our team.
He has, I had to tell him, our team.
On stream. And he was like, oh, that's a
good team. It's like, yeah, no, that's a
great team. Yeah.
Dude, it's your team that you were really mad about.
That's fantastic. I was, I I did a stream with
him. The next It's actually on Liam.
'S channel, not mine. He jumped on and we and he was
talking about how you guys had a a phone call and like you guys
had to like repair the friendship and everything over
at ETN. Today I somebody texted me.
Liam or somebody was like here, come jump on.
And then I I jumped back on like I was like, hey, I'm about to go
somewhere. I jumped on for like 5 seconds
and I was like, I just want to let you guys know that that was
really dramatic. That's not how it went.
Just like I can't let him be out there it.
Wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.
Silva still like tonight, he was like, I said some things and I'm
like, dude, like, 'cause he was really apologetic, but I was
like, man, like, you don't have to apologize.
Like we're like, he and I are very kindred spirits.
Like we just, yeah, we like, you know, whatever we got, we got
into it a little bit. Yeah, whatever you argue about,
like. Which running back to take.
And then you right Talk about shit.
The next day it's fine. And then, and by the end of the
draft, it was. Fine.
The whole second-half of the draft, it was fine.
Like, it was great. We had great conversations.
It's not like we were being quiet or not sharing our
opinions. It was great.
But like, it struck him in some way, guys.
I mean, we're legit. Like overtime?
To be. Still so look at this the.
Halftime. 5 picks for 2K, so we're already three of five.
We need Crystal Lavay to get 4 1/2 more yards in Travis Etienne
to get 12 and a half 12 1/2 more yards.
Man that has. Already hit the car?
The Shaheed and the Kamara love that we need overtime, yeah.
We got we still. Got You know what?
I love it. Pete let's.
Refocus. What else do we have live right
now? Well, what about that three?
That three. Pick em.
What's that other five? Five that's live.
That's. Live.
This is the Bigsby one as long as Bigsby.
Doesn't go over 11, 1/2. We're good.
Sorry. What's the other one from
halftime? So we have 4.
Total. What's the three from halftime?
It's the Ridley. It's like, oh God, Ridley is so
bad at football. I remember when I said there
wasn't a number that we couldn't take the under on.
Yeah, you were right then, apparently.
Yeah, I was correct on that. There's a lot, man.
Lava is over. Lava just went over.
Holy shit. OK dude, overtime is so nutted
right now. Taco Bell overtime to.
Sweat. And then we can.
Eat Taco Bell. Yes, first down.
OK, dude, that. First.
Down's big, 'cause they're gonna run clock.
They're gonna run clock. They're trying to.
They're trying to take this over.
Oh, don't go over T though. Please play for overtime.
My God, they're home, though. They're at home, so they
probably will. Pete, will you pull up
Brandon's? Brandon's.
Comment I just. He's close.
He's on thin ice. He's been.
Charming, but. He's losing his charm.
I liked it. I liked it.
I. Wouldn't I?
I want to see what he said. He's, he's, he's got it all
figured out, man. He's no he's feeling.
Himself right now, dude, he is feeling himself.
I think he's 16, like he's somewhere like I I am honestly
impressed to get. Dunked on that many times in a
row and and hang, just keep coming back.
Yeah, he's. No, I I enjoyed.
It. He's an early Internet user.
He's got to be. No way.
This guy's 25. We need a touchdown.
But come on, guys, Yeah. We do 2nd.
And goal. Come on, car, car.
Oh, oh, take some get up. White boy had a late.
Hit. Oh, that's a flag.
How is that not a flag? Put him on the one.
If he's laying like that, he's obviously on the one.
I had somebody in that random. Stream I had he was like and
obviously he was I think kind of kidding.
But he was like I'm worried about getting my account
limited. I Gretch give me a parlay on the
On the Spread and the Over Under for tonight's game.
And I I like. I hadn't even looked at the
line. It was like this morning, I
pulled it up. It was fucking so low.
I was like, OK, you're taking me over.
You're not taking a low number under if you want it.
Like he wanted. He was worried about begin
getting limited. So he wanted like a fishy bet.
Like, OK, you're taking me over. And then Jacksonville on the
road was underdogs against the Saints, like take take
Jacksonville on the money line, parlay it with the over.
And they're like. It's going to be like a nice hit
because they were. It's all going to work out for
that guy. I mean you.
If you're going to do a fishy bet that hits, you want it to be
a nice hit at least. Yeah, at least it's going to,
you know, you need to work out. Well, hope you just got him
limited, OK? Come on.
Come on baby. Yes.
Why don't there it is. God, are you kidding?
Should have been tasting man. Don't throw, throw other
tightness. Dude, if that was Michael Mayer.
He would have dropped it, too. Signed Brandon probably wouldn't
have been. Able to run enough enough of.
A forty time to get there, that's true.
Possible was probably too slow to have caught that this is that
bad 40 how did how what he was. Wide open what exactly?
No. Throw a flag?
No, that's that. Why did car?
Throw that so quick. And way.
Inside, that was a play. Was so bad, that was.
And it's a quick. Throw too it.
It'd be one thing if like that was sort of a desperation, but
man, Jesus. What the fuck, right?
I thought we were just about that desperation, bud.
Overtime sweat. We did.
We. Did hit we we got to be excited.
I know we are happy. We're happy that we hit the big
we're under hit this. Is about to be a kneel down for
2K on Big Dude. This is a smash.
We're happy with these. Don't.
Have timeouts. Correct.
I have not been paying attention.
To timeouts In this game, overtime is also fun.
For the show, show keeps going. So yeah, that would.
Have been fun. I'm drunk and talk about.
Them just disappointed they don't get to watch us eat.
Talk about I would have smashed. A crunch?
Wrap Supreme on screen. I would have fucking smashed a
crunch. Wrap Supreme in your fads as
faces. All right, $2000, dude, You
guys. I'm getting this giveaway
prepped here too. The hater said.
I wouldn't be able to pull myself administratively.
But no that I know how to fucking remove.
Duplicate 600. Dollars.
To you the. People, I love this, man.
I love it. We hit our we hit our five, we
hit our five. Or two if if.
As long as we get the kneel downs here guys, I fucking.
Crushed the analysis this week. Nailed it.
I. I don't.
I. You know.
This is a very above board giveaway.
We've used an official Google Sheet.
We've worked with underdog like Brandon Wins, we Re.
Spend. That's it.
Oh, no, no, no. No, we we.
They told us we're in. Charge of the giveaway.
Brandon can't win. He's he's exempt.
How many? How many shuffles?
How? How many shuffles do you guys
want? Yeah, How many shuffles?
Christian Kirksen 1313131313 I got to remove underdog username
from. The top because I did just copy
that whole thing, 12345678910111213.
The winner here, $600.00 of underdog credits.
Let's go. Bony, Bony Braxton I.
Read that experiment for a second.
Congrats Nick. Congrats.
Bony Braxton. Bony Braxton is AO2.
Three in the chat. Are you in here?
Bony.
He's the the. Aben 01.
Bony. Bony Bony Braxton 2/3.
You know it's a Michael. Jordan reference.
I like that. I like the 23 or LeBron
reference. I mean, anyway, 23 is a good
number. Yeah, we.
It could be branded. If branded is is Bony, Braxton
could be the greatest trick. We need to make sure.
It's not him. Yeah.
Yes. Congrats to the Bony zone.
Congrats to everyone who tailed us.
There's a lot of you know you know what hurt guys.
I don't know if you guys ventured into the ship chasing
Discord this afternoon. There's a lot of people, emo
cowboy, who is talking about trying to Oppo bet us, trying to
really go against Tyler to fade us.
This was not the week to fade us.
Not this was not the week to Oppo.
Not the week. Not the week.
Tyler. Oppo betters down horrendously.
And really, I've been. Making this point every week
but. Apple betting is not going to
help you when we're getting like 2 out of three and four out of
five, right? We've been right on the cusp and
we. Fucking noodled it.
Let's go. Yes.
We did. That one feels good.
Guys. I mean they.
Hit the core and the five leg little cherry on top.
Oh, gorgeous. That's so good, man.
Little $2600 hit for US $600.00 hit.
Covers the early people would Tyler would.
Find a way to still take credit for.
It. Oh my goodness.
So good. Man, I can't wait for that Taco.
Bell, Pete. I know.
What a hit.
Damn. Dude, I think we might have.
Made the underdog after this. One tonight I dude, I was like
so. Ready for overtime?
Guys like that ended uninspiringly.
I mean, we got so. Greedy.
We just had a massive. Hit and we were like, I know,
yeah, we could have swept the entire.
Thing it over. I know, but let's do something
fun for a minute. While we wait for our Taco Bell
to get here, someone was saying Lauden thinks earlier, Can you
guys want to do a draft or a Lauden thinks?
Yes, sure. Or Lauden thinks one?
Or the other we all want. To How about we collectively do?
A dog bowl draft and then we all of us all asked underdog for two
plus ones and we'll all go when we win.
Yeah, all. Right.
Let's do that. Do a dog.
Bowl Draft let's. Do that we're doing a draft
we're. Doing a draft.
We're celebrating our hit with another hit.
Roll it up. Let's go Ship chasers in.
Miami. Oh fuck yes.
I have not. I don't.
Get to do these drafts this is. Dude, that's a great idea,
Chris. That's a great idea.
Love it. Love it, Chris.
We're all about the sporkles, Stephen.
Says I'm in for a rude awakening when.
My DoorDash either doesn't show or is half eaten.
Does that happen? No, no.
DoorDash is. Reliable dude, OK?
God, can I pay somebody? In Brandon's family, to walk
into his room and punch him in the face.
You liked Brandon and about 1/2 an hour ago, like his little
sister or something like I know. He like his mom, maybe like
somebody that's living in his immediate family to walk in.
Gypsy Gypsy goes, you're killing it, Brandon.
Don't. Don't listen to him, Brandon.
You're killing it. Oh my.
God, I've had one too many tonight, boys.
Oh my gosh, what have we got? 7.
So what? What's our plan?
You have to, yeah, actually it's
fine. It's after Kenneth Walker in a
Monroe gets kind of gross. Yeah, let's get some a Monroe.
On our life, Bam. I can't believe it that.
Was that was awesome, dude, that Christian Kirk walk off, I mean.
Holy fuck, what a moment. We're not going to.
Beat that moment all year. I said week.
One, I'd put that helmet on. If we won.
And so I just my immediate thought was like, I got to put
the helmet on. I put it on with my hat still
on. I was like, I'm fucking jamming
this on. I couldn't I fucking that.
Was in out of body experience, boys, Bridget Johnson says.
I feel like my. Stock is plummeting today.
Brandon. Don't worry Brandon, we've
separated you. It's a different.
Brandon. Oh, sorry.
Brandon Johnson. Holy.
Cow Antonio Gibson just went one. 02 God, this gets fucking
thrown out. No.
We don't have. Time to do another. 1.
Well, we won't get Oh my God, My order was dropped off.
Pick whatever you want. Mine's close.
Mine's real. Close.
I ordered mine later than you guys, so it's.
Going to be a little while, dude.
Eckler's nice. Here I was going to say, yeah,
I'm fine. With that, Eclair at. 1/7.
I just love that Brandon's just hanging in there.
Dude, this. Thing's thinking so many to the
chin. And he.
Just fucking hangs around. I respect it so much.
I love it, man. Dude, dude, this draft is
fucking wild. Too well burn is probably.
In it, Allen at 8 is wild. Some dumb people on the stream
and on the panel. Brandon, if if you follow me on.
Twitter or on Discord? I'll DM you the link to come on,
I I legitimately want to meet you.
Yo I my I. I There's no food in front of my
house. What?
Come on. What do you mean there's no food
in front of your house? Oh my God, they put it the wrong
place. They sent me a picture.
Of somebody else's house? No.
I'm not laughing. It's not my house.
Call the call the DoorDash. Do you do you recognize the
house? Is it like your neighbors?
Oh my God. You guys aren't going to believe
this. This is a true story.
This is the house I lived in four years ago.
You have the wrong fucking. Address in dude.
They sent it to the fucking house I.
Rented. Before I bought this house in
2019. Gretch, I'm starting to think
you don't. Know Belle Man?
No. Oh my God, this is the house I.
Used to fucking. Live at I didn't check the
address. Oh my God, I love puka Puka.
'S a great pick. Yeah, all.
Right. Let's do Puka.
Dude, these people. These poor.
Fucking. Whore.
Taco Bell on their house some. People.
Knock on their door. Oh my God, what a what a gift
you gave someone Gretch. They don't even know it, though,
because they don't knock. On the door they just.
Send you the text. God damn it, Now I got to order
a Taco Bell again. I'm way too excited to not
fucking get Taco Bell. Oh.
That's so brutal. No way.
Oh. Man.
I was like, I kind of recognize that house.
Oh my God. I used to live there for so
fucking. Long.
I felt bad because I was like, dude, I told you.
I was like, no, it's good, actually.
Reliably and rightfully so. Guys.
That's so funny. All right, Greg.
I guess I'm going to have to carry the mantle of eating.
Taco Bell on stream. I'll be right.
Yeah, I was so excited. And I.
My daughter met me at the door. And I was like, did mom?
Bring my food in. She's like, what?
I went and looked at my wife's, like laying on the couch, like,
what are you talking about? Dude, that's such.
A bad beat, man. It was the IT was the ball
bouncing off the hands of the tight end.
This donkey kills 'cause I'm in. Seattle, I feel like I'm live to
get Taco Bell. Do I have some pen reorders?
You are fucking live, buddy. Oh my God.
Reorder. Holy shit.
I can. I can click reorder the same
order. But how do I change where the
you got to go in your? Probably your account?
Your account, OK. I haven't used DoorDash in that
fucking long. Chris this Is it really a bad
beat when it's entirely self-inflicted?
I feel like, yeah, I feel like it kind of is, yeah, the man's,
the man's 5. Cores likes deep.
You know he's just trying to get Taco Bell.
He hasn't used door the the bad beat is he hasn't used DoorDash
in too long. That's that's a bad beat right.
I like and that's why I was like.
Who's he using, 'cause I was like, dude.
I just had the craziest experience getting this food.
What what? What happened?
Dude, I go to my door and there's.
The the DoorDash driver and he has an an entire cardboard box
on my porch. I'm like, what is going on?
And he's like. He goes, let me explain.
He's like, I like to keep my shit fresh.
He opens up the cardboard box. There's bubble wrap.
He peels back the bubble wrap. And there's my thing of Taco
Bell. He's made a cardboard box,
bubble wrapped. He did the picture thing.
I really want to see if I can pull up.
And show you guys these pictures.
What? That's a Goat Driver, man.
That's. Amazing.
What a That's a level of hair. You rarely see he's like, I know
you might be skeptical. But I'm like, keep my shit.
Oh my God. Holy shit.
Oh, we're. Smoking Who backs me up?
Who do we have? Who do we have?
We have Echo. Oh, I like.
Pickens. I like Pickens as a bring back.
Dude, do you like flowers over? Pickens, I think I.
Like Pickens, but I'm OK with flowers.
I was thinking flowers, but I would let the walkthrough.
Guy push us to Pickens. I just.
I just been impressed with Pickin's role.
I just been. Impressed with Pickin's.
Role and I think Deontay coming back probably helps him.
He's been seeing a ton of double coverage, but but he's like his
role's a little different. He's seen a lot more over the
middle targets and he's been really he's been really good.
I was a little skeptical on Pickin's, but I think I think
he's like a legit good wide receiver dude.
I want to show you what my home looks like.
This dude. Like 6 pictures, you know, Like
it says after. Look at all the this is all the
message from your dasher because he took like 9 photos.
Oh, they won't even fucking deliver it to my.
Current address it's it's too far away, dude.
You picked a Taco. Wrong Taco Bell.
Oh my God. How many what?
Wilson. Wilson is crazy dude.
Wilson is. No, Wilson is.
Dedicated. Wilson is dedicated this man.
That's customer service 8. Pictures Pat, you're saying I
picked the wrong Taco? Bell.
Yeah. Were around my house, God damn
it. Yeah, Ben, you gotta pick a Taco
Bell closer to where you live now.
I'm yeah, I'm 12 fucking miles. Away.
Yeah, that's not the Taco Bell that I want.
God damn it, what a nice. What a.
Fucking night. I'm looking.
Still picking right now. Yeah, I mean.
Listen to Bone Neal. Will you FedEx me that fucking
Taco Bell? Get here before I get it
ordered. We're running.
Hot you're you're out here. Send your Taco Bell to a
different state and Wilson's bringing mine and fucking dry
ice cream. Dude wants to dry ice in there.
But you wouldn't want that because you want the food to be
hot, I guess. But here's the crazy thing I
have not used. DoorDash I had.
I didn't have it installed. I did.
This is Friday, October 6th. I ordered Indian food and it got
here. Huh.
I talked. To Hassan, he gave me this.
Shit. These guys in in the ship
chasing chat. Will, remember I was chatting
about Indian food a while back with Hassan.
I went and talked to him about it.
He gave me some fucking sag paneer to order.
Gave me some good stuff. He's Pakistani, but he gave me
some great fucking tips. We're up Pete.
We're up. Stafford's fine.
I think he could also push QB because picket.
Will be there. That would be my only other.
Oh, that's a good call. That's a good call.
So then take Fryer Muth. You want to double it if we're
going to take Pickett. I don't know.
I don't mind it. No fryer.
I know I'm not that into fryer. Muth man, I think I.
I'm not either. You're end of Oh my.
Pitman would have been good, OK? Jared Goff.
Yeah, no shit. Sorry.
It's alright. You only have like one second
Davidson. Williams is actually a pretty.
Good. We're not.
Going to Miami, guys. No, we can.
We can stick. So how the fuck did it get my
thing wrong when I had this? Indian order from fucking.
I only redownloaded the app for the Indian order is why I showed
and then somehow ordered this. Jameson Williams went next pick
are. You fucking kidding me?
We're taking fucking. Khalifa Raymond.
No, we're going to take fucking Craig Reynolds alpha play.
I didn't even, dude. They just gave me a fucking.
Quesadilla. I didn't even order this.
I ordered a. Quesadilla Did they send me your
they? Send you my order.
I legit ordered a chicken quesadilla that.
Shit's good. I think they tossed it in.
All right here. 1.6 miles I want this.
We got to do another one of these drafts.
We don't have to. I'm mine.
Headphones keep dying. I would though.
Yeah, my headphones. Dead.
I'm using my fucking computers now.
What else did I order? Oh yeah, the fucking.
Cinnabons. Pete had me on the Cinnabons.
What's crazy is that zay pig would have been actually.
Nice with the Jared Goff Auto Pete, how are the Cinnabons
looking? They're good, dude.
They're they're legit. I might honestly prefer them to
the cinnamon sticks, which I've always loved.
But it's basically because Taco Bell's only.
Ever offered? You know, when I grew up in the
90s it was just cinnamon twist or bust.
And now it's expanded in these little.
Cinnamon doughnut holes. Dude.
They're next level. So delicious.
Oh my God, this one is so much closer to me too that.
It's like it's only going to be here in 15 minutes.
Shit's going to be here like the other one was like a much longer
time. You guys could have been seeing
me watch Eat the Taco Bell, like during the game if I were to
just fucking figure out how to order it.
I know Ben Spin has a better. Shot of ending up in Miami than
this team. Ryan is definitely correct.
I I still can't hear, but that's a hilarious comment.
That's so funny. Oh God damn it.
I can't believe I said the fucking whole house.
It's like a nice rambler in fucking a nice area of of
Seattle. This is like a family there.
They have young kids, I. Guarantee you they have young
kids. It's just a young kids house,
guys. I haven't got to.
Take Michael Mayer. Yeah.
Oh God, yes. That's a no brainer.
I'm just snap picking it. We can figure out the stack.
Later he's He's usually the most athletic, tight head.
In the NFL, it's nice to get. I mean, this team is just.
Pure athleticism pooping a cool Michael Mayer.
I mean, as long as we have Mayer's athleticism you.
Know that we are winning. I mean, you guys keep saying I
made someone's night. Unfortunately, they texted me
that shit. I don't know who lives there.
They don't know there's food out there.
What I really did was I confused their morning.
They're gonna find some Taco Bell on their fucking doorstep
tomorrow morning. And be like, what the fuck is
this stretch? I don't mean to rub this in.
Fucking finally here. You're rubbing it in big time.
I I promise I'm not trying to rub.
In a Crunch Wrap Supreme, take a bite and then show us the
Vertical. Show us the side view of this
'cause I feel like there's not enough filling in this ever.
I want to. I will if you're just going to
criticize. I am going to criticize.
I'm going to criticize. It's just bread and there's.
Nothing in it. What are you talking about?
Your your crunch. Wrap Supreme Truther.
There's nothing in it. Yeah, you're just conspiracy
scum. There used to be a lot of
filling. Thank you.
The. The.
Demon that understands there used to be a lot of filling, but
now it's just fucking straight tortilla.
Yeah, it's not Brad, Johnny, You're right.
I'm drunk, all right, It's gonna be our last round pick.
Our squad. Austin Eckler, running back.
Hookah Pickens. Jared Goff.
Because we we this stack our wide receivers with two statue
and mobile quarterbacks and we chose a third different statue
of mobile quarterback and then took Michael Mair.
We we have to take a Detroit line.
Pete, we got to do one more of these.
You got you. Got another one in you.
I do, dude. Once I still got a fucking
Mexican pizza in me, bro. Yes.
Let's go. Fuck yeah.
All right, I don't know who we like.
Is our last pick. I I don't like any is is Jameer
Gibbs undrafted? He's long gone.
I don't think we stacked. OK, Godwin.
Jason. Jason.
Let's just fucking Jason. I love.
That I love that for us. Let's just, Jason, see you in
Miami. Yeah, we'll see you in Miami,
boys. Jason Week.
This is the week. This is the week, dude.
What's going on with? Metcalf didn't practice again
today. Worried about getting usurped by
JSN? I'd be.
Worried too? I'd I'd.
I'd feel an ankle tweak personally, and we get tonight's
on Jameson. Oh, immediately after golf.
One pick after golf. We're doing a new one.
This one's gonna fire. No, you're right.
I haven't listened too much. Bad Badge bro's content.
But when people ask me about headphones keep disconnecting.
This. Shit, I tell him to watch the
badge. Bros.
I would if I could fucking draft these.
You guys don't understand when you can't actually fucking play.
What would be the point of listening to a bunch of very
specific niche content? My God, Brandon is still going.
On about EV bets. Look at this.
He just got really like. Brandon, we're up like 400 units
at. Eating Taco Bell right now, man,
like this guy is like, I don't know what you want from us.
Man, I just want his 12. Year old sister I want.
To contact her so he she can go in and punch his 16 year old ass
in the face like it's all I'm I'm visioning in my face is like
little Christina walking in and just punching.
Brandon's just like sitting there and he's like Christina.
Why'd you do that? Like it's just while he's
fucking tweeting. Away at us.
That was it. I do fly.
To Nez Who's AJM? What?
I fly to Oregon and just just do 150 BRS How do you like?
So I can't slow draft them, right.
So how do I Reg for 150? I would have to be there for the
whole day. You can't.
You can't slow draft them so. I'd shut the fucking.
I've got to go. I'd have to draft.
Like, see, that's the thing I like.
I've thought about doing the day trips for the BRS, but it's like
I have to physically draft. Them.
I don't know why, Joey said. It's all.
Love on my own.
I love you Joey, too. No one.
I don't. I don't dislike anyone in the
chat. Even Vadim has.
Has really come around I. Love.
I love Vadim. He's my favorite guy.
But Brandon. Man, I just want his little
sister to punch him in the face. He's the one guy all right, so
we're back for redemption. In the dog bowl, we did one
draft where we were building a beautiful team and then we Otto.
Jared Goff rolled him out unstacked.
But now we're back doing it again, punching a ticket to
Miami from the 12 hole. So we'll be double tapping here.
Let's go 12, 13 this is. Going to be beautiful.
I don't. I don't.
I have no idea what that means for.
Almost as beautiful as my Mexican pizza, I slept on my
shoulder wrong the other day. You ever?
Do this like, where this is like the you're getting old thing
where like, my fucking shoulder is so fucked.
Just, 'cause I slept, I'm sleeping on it.
Yeah, just like. Just trying to keep it loose
like. Fuck me.
I don't know if it was sleeping on or what the fuck I did.
But carrying the kids, I always try to carry them like, I mean,
I don't know if I've gotten to the point, the last point of me
trying to carry them both at the same time, but because the
oldest one's 12, now she's. We haven't done the ME carry
both of them in a. While we're on deck.
So this week I'm definitely pro punting.
Quarterback in this I assume Kelsey already went, right?
Oh. Yeah, yeah, he's he's one or
two. He's one of the top.
Guys, I would say. Puka and a running back.
Most likely OK, you like Pacheco this week.
I don't have a reason not to, but I don't have a reason to.
Either we could also grab. We could also grab.
Two wide receivers if you want a punt running back.
We lost. We lost Pat.
I'd probably do Pacheco and Nikua or.
Like Reed and take Puka with. Watson or Evans?
No, Let's do, Let's do you, you would know.
This better than me. Let's do Puka and and Pacheco.
What I'm struck by is you get to the the 1-2 turn on a weekly
game and it's already that gross.
It feels so. Gross already.
Yeah. It in running back particularly.
After Aaron Jones got off the board, look at this scratch.
Bryan Robinson Gibbs, Jonathan Taylor, Jerome Ford, James Cook,
Romandre, Zach Moss, Javonte. Like it's just, oh God, it falls
off quick, yeah. Yeah, both the holes in there.
Can Barkley go? Early like, I don't really get
it. I don't really get the Barkley.
I mean, it's probably what you just said.
Reading off the other names that like it's an opportunity, like
there's no one else, you know. There he is.
No, now we can't hear you. Can you hear us?
You said hey, but couldn't hear you.
Yeah, yeah. You can hear us.
We can't hear you. We just took Puka Duku and
Isaiah Pacheco. Because we didn't have your
fucking expertise. What is Pat?
Why? Why would?
Your headphones in your mic. Like shouldn't your mic be
independent of your headphones? Go into your settings.
I cannot believe I sent Taco. Well, that my.
Old fucking my God. So what do you what did you do?
Did you reorder or you trying? To reroute it?
No, I reordered. What the fuck did I not?
Reorder God. Damn it, I just checked it and I
don't think dude, what is going on like?
Gretch can't get talkable. To his house.
Pat got new headphones, but it means his mic doesn't work.
I was eating Taco Bell while draft.
I was. I like they've been making fun
of. Me saying that I don't know how
to use this. I literally was on the confirm
order. I just picked up my phone to
check where my order is and I was on the confirm order fucking
page. I'd never confirmed it 10
minutes ago when I told you to start this new draft.
This new fucking draft. Oh my God.
Show's over after this draft, by the way.
Yeah. No, I know you're in fucking.
I mean, it's 9:00, yeah. Maybe we can get Pat to fire up
and me and Pat will do one. You're It's midnight for you,
buddy. How are you still awake,
Brandon? My God we all.
Fucking know that already. You are 7 hours behind.
I've already made a different dumb mistake.
Keep the fuck up. Thanks, Carlos.
They went they're going to bed, but you're fucking.
Right. They would get it, right.
They're so goddamn smart and they don't.
Tossing you beers. Tossing you Taco Bell.
Oh yeah. They're so goddamn smart 150%.
Should have just gave them my phone and said order me.
Some Taco Bell and it it would be here.
I'd be eating Taco Bell. Bad time for a Let's go Brandon
chat. Let's go, Brandon.
Michael Mayer sucks.
Pat who's the cover boy for the walkthrough this week?
I don't think we can hear him yet.
I know, but. That's what makes it funny.
I don't know why switching your headphones would make your mic.
Not work that literally. No, we can totally hear you.
Yeah. No, everything you're.
Saying Pat, go into your side, We have no idea Hit.
Audio. Go to mic.
Hit the drop down. And select your mic man.
So Brandon went to A. Grammatically incorrect.
And then, Biden supporters, it's jover for Pat's audio.
Oh. God, Brandon, no.
You were doing so well, buddy. These guys are on the panel are
too dumb to be anything but Biden supporters.
It's jover, dude. It's Jover for us.
Then can't get talk about those AL's Pat can't figure out how to
talk with his mic? Yep.
Yes, I can hear you. Oh, I could for a minute.
Now your. Fucking walkthrough narration
with SO. You can hear me, yeah.
I can hear you, yes. What Pat don't you have?
Like a six? $100 mic and we're talking
through your your speakers right now.
Is that what it sounds like? I'm not through my mind.
I know, I just. Have a Yeti.
I don't have anything crazy. All right, You're back.
You're back. Yeah, you are so back.
Walkthrough cover boy. I do.
Not like this, this slate. I think I'm going to do George
Kittle, who's in a prime time game.
But I just, I liked the analysis that I had on Kittle.
It's like probably one of the things I'm happier out happier
with in terms of my write ups. So I'm just like I'm going to
pick something I liked writing. I try to pick someone from the
1:00. Window and I try to pick someone
from the main slate, but I just. I wasn't a lot, man.
Respectful. We're on the clock.
At the turn here. Kittle, I feel like.
Kittle's a good pick. Kittle is not on the slate.
Greg Waller. Waller's a good pick.
Oh, I thought that was told us a big Kittle.
No, that's why I don't like picking.
Kittle because then you it doesn't help people for this
stuff but in this late guys, yeah.
Pat, you're the only nonstone person here.
So pick. Some people, let's get a.
Let's get a wide receiver with a.
Stacking out OK. There's none of those in London,
yeah. Fine, I.
Don't love it? We could take I like.
Jacoby 11TO straight up, but he's not stackable.
He's about to get cocked by a generational tight end.
Prospect named Michael Mayer. But yeah, that's unfortunate.
Let's see where my food is. But it's close.
That's where, I mean, Psyche hasn't hear me now.
I got food 12 miles away at my. Old house just waiting for me.
My headphones died and they wouldn't reconnect to my
computer and. My other headphones wouldn't
connect to my computer and it's just a disaster.
Oh, you can see where your dasher is, my dasher.
'S in the drive here at Taco Bell right now.
My dasher's pulling up to my house, dude.
About to eat some tacos? Gretcha's down so bad.
So I'm struggling guys. That's the one who needs you
need this food. More than anyone I know, I'm
about to. I'm about to order like a
freaking. Dessert.
That's going to show up before you get your meal, dude.
Oh man, shit oh man, I said Kittle.
So. Confidently because Pat.
Was telling us about how Kittle's a great play.
He's a great play, but I'm just, I hate.
Picking someone from the Prime Time Games but.
I don't know how many can't give the people what they want.
I listen to 95% of the walkthrough but when I skip.
It. It's a not main slang game.
Yeah, I know, but I the. Analysis on Kittle I I thought
was pretty fun. I went to target rate in yards
per outrun versus the blitz 'cause there's some interesting
stuff. Brandon Iuke's been much less
productive against the blitz. And this and like the Viking
splits. Non-stop.
So I think Kittle. And with Debo looking like he's
out, Kittle could just be a really interesting place.
Lawrence, I love Lawrence. I want you to.
Know man like. I want this stream to last
forever because I'm having so much fun talking to you guys and
I would love to just eat this Taco Bell on the stream.
But as soon as this ends, I'm going to eat this Taco Bell and
I'm going to be so fucking happy.
I'm going to be just. I'm not going to be sad.
I'm going to be alone. You're right, I honestly, but
I'm going to be happy and alone. I'm not going to be sad and
alone, buddy. Like I'm going to fucking enjoy
the crack out of it. I'll like I felt like I had to
show. Like the camera, like you made
me show like a 3D. Slice on my Crunch Wrap Supreme.
I wanted to be eating that in shame in the darkness of my own
home. I did not want to be eating.
That in front of. Everyone.
I took one. For the team, because it was
Chekhov's fucking Taco Bell. When you bring up Taco Bell at
the two hour and 23 mark, you got to be fucking eating it at
the three hour and 33. Oh, you got to enjoy yourself
when you're this drunk. I mean, I did.
I did enjoy myself, but I would much.
Rather eat it in deep, deep shame in a dark room, no.
This is I'm I met when. Pat and I ran into each other in
Vegas. Do you remember that?
Your food's here? No.
All right, you gotta go get it. I ran into.
Pat and I was stumbling around drunk aimlessly one of the
nights in Vegas and I was walking through the casino floor
and I just ran into Pat and Hughes by himself, which is like
kind of rare, 'cause there's a lot of ship chasers down there.
We're usually kind of hanging out with some people, talking to
some people. I was off on my own.
He was off on his own and ran into him.
And we're just like, hey, what's up?
And he goes, where are you going?
Because I was walking away from our elevators in our rooms and
stuff and I was like, I'm on kind of an adventure right now
to find some food or something. And he's like, that's not going
to work. He looked right at me in the
face. He saw how drunk I was.
He's like, that's not going to work.
But I want to go with you. He's like, you're not going to
find what you're looking for, but I want to go with you.
So we started walking around. We walked around the whole
casino. It was probably whatever, 2-3 in
the morning. Everything in the casino was
closed, like all the little food places and everything.
I finally, because Pat had said to me like it's not going to
work. I think I was like I got to make
this work somehow. I went and talked to somebody
who, because Britney had ordered me food, she ordered me like all
this really good food and. Just sitting in the kitchen.
Dude, Pat's got a fucking. Feast for an entire wedding out
there and Gretch has nothing. No way, Pat.
'S Taco Bell store. I can.
Stop beating. You know what I mean?
It's like this. This.
It's like these Japanese small plates and it's looks awesome.
I'm like, Oh my God. I mean, Pat, I was telling them
the story. And when I ran into you on the
casino floor in Vegas and you went off with me to try to find
something, and then I I talked to the person and they were
like, so funny is you go outside, you go down the road,
there's Acvs on the corner and we went to CVS and we spent like
20 minutes in CVS. We both left with like, fucking
Cheetos and like, Gatorade, popcorn, popcorn and shit.
Like just random and fucking CVS.
I I. Did I did the?
Pete Trick because Pete, Pete. Taught me the Pedialyte trick.
In Vegas, you got to get the Pedialyte.
That's right. That's how you make the
hangover. Yeah, that was.
Yeah, that was good, man. And we were so proud of
ourselves for going to CVS. And then someone the next
morning was like, CVS is like one block from the casino, like
you. You didn't cross the Arctic.
Oh my God. This is our only response.
We're proud of ourselves. OK, this Taco looks pretty good.
All right, let's stick to this. What's that?
Is that the? Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
I didn't order from Taco Bell. He just you don't know what you.
Have Mexican tacos. You didn't.
Order. You didn't order.
From Taco Bell. I heard from a.
Different Mexican you lived in San.
Diego Gretch I don't order from Taco Bell.
I live in. San Diego like, yeah.
It's a fairpoint, but like this seems like a.
Wasted opportunity to eat some really good Mexican food.
Talk about so much better the. Point.
Is it was a? Solidarity.
Thing that looks way better than what I'm about to eat?
Yes, a lot better, but. I watch what P ate and it's
going to look like. What I'm going to eat but you're
eating that. Yo, quiero Taco Bell, It's
bullshit. All right.
We need a a. Quarterback and what?
My horse here. I don't care.
Draft one of the. Quarterbacks.
We will, Gretch. In fact, it'll force us to.
Draft one of them if we don't. The chats really turned on
Brandon. I mean, like Brandon's
commitment. To a bit is honestly inspiring.
I'm not even sure what his point is, he just seems to be mad
about. Stuff.
I think he's mad that we just fucking ship.
Totally shifting Mexican food. To.
Celebrate. All right, It's time to stick
the landing. Which backup quarterback do you
want to stack? AOC.
We also, we also need another running back or wide receiver.
Is it going to be AOC or Hoyer? Do we know?
Who to start? We need to pick.
I'm gonna do Curtis Samuel Oppo. Darren Waller and then that'll
get. I like.
That. We can do.
Is Daniel Jones gonna play? Otherwise we can go with He's
not clear for contact yet. Oh, I think Hal 's already gone.
Jesus, we can do, Taylor. We can do.
Jones We can do Jones at my ranks.
Yeah, we'll get yeah all. Right.
All right. There it is.
Two very gross dog bowl teams. Wait, is it going to be AOC or
Hoyer? I haven't heard look up.
Yeah, all right, I need to go. To bed, somebody said I would
eat cat food right now, and they're so.
Right. Wait, did your food come?
Yeah. Would you?
Oh yeah. Hell yeah.
Crunch wrap supreme bitch. The food off game oh Gretch.
All I could see was all. Kinds of fillings.
In there I could barely even see the bread.
It was microscopic proportionally to all of the
fillings. Sure seems like there's a lot of
fillings you're having to chew. Through before you can talk,
Ben. I'm really thinking what I'm
going to say in. Response.
No, dude, you're chewing. You're chewing.
A hearty bite. Do I know how to order Pete?
You know what I'm saying? What?
Yeah, I'll let the chat. Decide which.
Clip OK, vote in the chat. I'm going to read you all of the
eligible clips to end the show on.
Kicker chasing Skye Moore. David Bell.
Ronald Jones. Romeo Dobbs.
Greg Dolich Marvin Mims Justin Ross Leviska Chanel Taekwon
Thornton Darno Washington JJ Taylor.
That's a good bang for your buck, minutes wise.
Hasta Lavisca Black. The Justin Tucker clip.
Zeke. Or Ben Gretch doing or I got
one. I got 1 Ben Gretch doing the
Chicago Bear. I mean that that's that's my
vote for what it's worth or or Pat Pat and I stay on and do
geography and sporkel hour. No no.
I gotta finish the long Oh. You got to finish the walk
there, right? Some.
Would help me some, would help me figure out what?
The the chat consensus is I should have done an actual
thing. I'm seeing a lot of David Bell,
but that's just one person. David, do you know Bell is
pretty good? Oh, that's it, dude.
All right. Yeah.
You know Belle. You know, Belle dude.
You know, Belle all. Right.
What a night. We love you guys.