Week 3 ship cast hanging out for the next 3 or 4 hours here.
Hopefully we get some good games headlined by the Cowboys and the
Bears. A flurry of scores here during
the witching hour of the 1:00 PM games.
I'm Pete with Davis, Jacob, Pat, Karein.
We got Mike Schop swinging by. We got to pick em.
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get to the ship cast. It's the ship cast, the ship
cast, the ship cast. We got some fun pick em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires. 'Cause we know ball.
You're gonna lose anyway, probably, so just do the
Peppers. Scorcher watch everyone.
Scorcher watch. Oh no.
The pick EMS aren't hitting. Pick your feet the other way,
you cock. You guys want to make some more
pick EMS jump? Back, baby.
I'm emotionally invested there. We go.
I just want to be clear, no one is asking you to watch the game.
We're just asking you to watch us.
All right? Davis, Matic, there's Jacob.
How we doing, Squad? Doing good man.
I'm happy to for the first time to be joining the ship.
Cast from my actual apartment, no.
Winnipeg Basement No. Spa.
Airport just got my nice camera, got my mic.
We're set up. We're all we're all where we
want to be. I think for that's good news for
you and bad news for everyone else cuz it seemed like everyone
loved watching you tilt from an airport.
They loved honestly people I I got comments on my videos this
week Jacob like my YouTube channel.
People were like, can Jacob do thinking about DFS from the
Winnipeg airport you. Got you got a.
This will be a new feature of the of the ship task, as if I
just every single week go to a different Canadian airport.
But like no good ones. Like I won't go to Pearson, I
won't go to Trudeau. I guess those names need nothing
to you guys. That's Toronto and Montreal.
I will go to like the Moose Jaw airport, the St.
John's, NL airport, stuff like that.
Can I start off by showing you guys what I use my dog bowl
token on today? Yeah.
Please that this is what I need. This is a 76 Xer Devante Adams,
check. Mike Evans, check.
DK Metcalf check. Garrett Wilson check.
Remember Keyshawn booty? How close he was he?
Had it, he had it he had dude. He literally had it.
Oh dude. That was the shipper right
there, man. Dude, fuck fuck.
But I, I should say I think we all, all three of us, I know in
our our group chat all have had teams near the top of the
leaderboard, but. Not really it it started hot for
me but then it it died out. I had a Mae Hunter Henry stack
that was looking pretty sexy because Henry's like 2% owned
and was really separating. But then the Vikings D just like
trampled all over me. Jonathan Taylor really ran away
from the field and Josh Jacobs stopped doing anything so.
Yeah, it's been a high scoring slate for running backs.
Obviously the quarterbacks wide receiver is still like wide
open. There have been like no monster.
If puka if puka scores here, it is going to be a long road to
hoe. He has 14 targets for 113 yards
so. The Browns are like going to win
this game. They they just cut just 30. 8.
Yeah, well, they just got to the 38.
They're they're going to try a game winner from 55 right now to
like. Would anyone have any survivor
pool teams left if the Browns win this game?
Yes, yeah, I would. I'm all in.
Popular.
I'm all in. Really.
Yeah. I don't play survivor pool, so I
don't know. Like the the Met, I just assumed
that the Packers would have been a.
Popular Seahawks in Bucks were the two kind of overwhelmingly
popular ones. I don't know what I think I saw
like the the circa stats and it was like Seattle was giga
slammed. Do we have, do we have Pete?
Do we have ownership on Trey Tucker and the Dog Bowl?
I I only have two entries in here I can see Nez oh nez nez oh
Janu Jalen hurts the 3.8 there. So assuming he's literally
undrafted. Yeah, I I don't think anyone.
Took the guy that the guy in the power suite, the one I was I was
tracking until Taylor made it functionally impossible for me
to win. There's a guy in first place
right now with Trey Tucker in the Power Suite.
Oh my God. Wow.
That is some 6. Wow, the rest, the rest of the
the rest of the team is like not very good.
I think he's going to get past, but it's hilarious that he had
Trey Tucker in his line. He's the only person in the
contest with. Browns made it.
They won't. There's a flag, it's.
Going to is it going to be leverage against?
There's another leverage call today too.
I I forgot what game there was. There was another leverage play.
What's the flag? What is the flag?
I mean it seems. Like it's formed the field.
Should the crowd storm the field like it's a college game?
This is like Bowling Green beating like Michigan.
Flags. Flags Flags on Green Bay.
Oh my God, what a absolutely pathetic Al.
Are you, Are you ready for me to Are you ready for me to spin
this for Harold Fan and Junior? Please.
Flacco just bought himself a minimum of six more games off
of. Beating.
Oh, they blocked. It the Eagles blocked it, No.
Eagles run good is just incredible.
I hate. You and they're gonna score too.
Fat guy scored. Oh Jesus.
Wow, well I hope we're not against any defence in any
mains. I.
Hope we're not against the Vikings defence in any.
Mains, dude, the entire the entirety No, Steph said.
We're neutral. We didn't start any Vikings D,
but we weren't against any Vikings D, so we're we're.
Does that imply we we own Vikings D somewhere?
No, no, no. It just we don't, we don't have
any Vikings. I don't even know starting them
would be so. Beautiful.
I can't live with that. Yeah.
It was like, there's the one that I'm on, the one that I have
with Liam. We started Colts D and initially
we're like, let's fucking go. But we were against Vikings D,
so we're going to get like. Oh no.
And then lose the defensive matchup it's.
Dude, that fat guy has wheels, man.
That's not your typical fat guy. That's well, that's a Georgia
fat boy, so he's probably on some performance enhancing
drugs. Oh dude, he had some breakaway
speed. He looked faster than Jeremy
Mcnichols in the open field. I have a serious question the
the the Rams just lost. The Packers just lost to the
Browns. Are we all going to admit that
the best team in the National Football League is the
Indianapolis Colts? Come on.
I mean, there's two things. Are they, are they playing the
best football right now? Yes.
Are they going to win the Super Bowl?
Absolutely fucking not. Well.
The haters and the non believers will be remembered.
Pat Pat Mahomes losing to Daniel Jones at Lucas Oil Stadium in
January is going to be so, so demoralizing.
It's going to be really bad for Jacobinized programming.
It's. Going to be bad for a
relationship. Actually, honestly, it won't
because I don't care. I don't care.
They can't hurt. Me.
You're guys. I ordered by the rocks.
Anyways. I ordered a on.
On T public, which is like probably like some form of scam
and they're breaking several different like licensing laws.
They are. I did get AT shirt that is like
Daniel Jones AI slot wearing a jersey with the cowboy hat and
whip. It hasn't arrived yet, but
that'll be. A Oh my.
Future ship cast appearances. They're on the ship cast window
next week at the Rams so it'll be a very fun are they for real
bowl next week. It'll be nice for you to you can
lead the the defense for the last action lawsuit against all
of your bootlegged gear. You know, just have a built in
lawyer for the squad. The for sure the Raiders do not
care about our fantasy teams. They are.
They are Zamir Whiting their way out of this game instead of
getting us Brock Bauer's garbage points.
Hate to see it. On a real note for the Colts
stuff though, like watching the watching the Colts at the same
time they've been watching Jaguars, Texans.
So I've been watching the entirety of the AFC S today.
Like we should be -1,000,000 to win the division.
The worst game I've ever seen. The Houston Texans are, I would
say, like I Right, we are. First off, we were at Red Alert
before this game, Yeah. Woody marks.
Woody Marks. Woody Marks Looks pretty good
there, Woody. Marks look good, but I would say
superficially like Nico's, if you, if you were not watching
the games you were out doing, you were at the pumpkin patch
with whatever today you saw Nico calling stat line, you'd be
like, oh, pretty good. The play that he scored on the,
the defense forgot he existed. There's there's no one.
He he the cornerback thought the safety had him and there was no
safety. He scored a he scored a 50 yard
touchdown with no defender. Imagine.
Betting Rams plus 3 1/2 today. No mojo, man.
Stroud just got picked. Yeah, I'm, I'm ready.
I'm ready for Stroud to to move on to a different.
Oh, Marion did get the start today, so that's good news.
He doesn't. He has negative rushing yards,
but he got the start still. I I'm feeling bullish.
We had a big debate about Trayvon Henderson versus Marion
Hampton. I was on the Hampton side.
I feel pretty bullish about Henderson going forward though,
given that literally two different running backs who
aren't him fumble that game away.
Dude, Rabel is just like unhinged.
Literally the entire game, like after because Stevenson
Stevenson fumble. Then they tried to do because I
was watching that game pretty close too, because I had the Mae
Henry DFS stuff and it was yeah, Stevenson clear start at the
beginning as it's been he fumbles.
They like punish him where they do Henderson the next drive, but
then the drive after that it's Gibson.
Mostly they start to like slowly integrate Stevenson back in
while kind of rotating all three, but more Gibson than
anyone else. And then Gibson or then
Stevenson was on the one inch line.
Yeah. I don't think he ever went into
the end zone. He fumbles into the end zone.
I think that was it for him. He maybe like checked in for a
snap or two, but that was basically lights out for him.
They then are like, OK, Gibson, you're going to be our guy.
I guess. He fumbles on the very next try.
And then I think Henderson played literally Henderson.
Out. I think it might be Henderson's
backfield. Yeah, it was.
Rainbow must just be on megatilt like also May.
Out of so it was in a way, you were right that it was
Henderson's breakout game in a sense.
Yeah, he only had like eight points, but right.
Spent my whole week arguing about Amari and Hampton with
YouTube commenters 'cause I finally had a successful normie
content YouTube video. But that meant that casual
fantasy football people what? Happened in The Jets game.
Oh my gosh. Blocked field goal touchdown.
Holy shit. What's going on today?
Whoa. That's a sick 1.
He just jumped over the line. That was awesome.
I I thought you weren't allowed to do that.
No, you can't touch the guy. But if But if you go fully clear
and you don't touch him, it's like you're allowed to do the
the thing. Oh my.
God, the the policy thing that's.
The coolest dance I've seen from a coach who drafted Aaron Glenn
in your coach's draft. Like stock up.
I believe Karine did. This is like the most
entertaining non fan my team. Was by far the place let's be.
Honest, all these special teams touchdowns, Trey Talker, just
nothing useful for us. I, I actually made it a priority
in salary cap DFS to use a bunch of Packers because I thought the
match up was like like highest drop back rate team in the NFL
against the best pass rush in the NFL.
And they they had a great game. I think they had 6 sacks and
they're so far away from mattering in salary cap.
The I have I have two line UPS in the power sweep that have the
Vikings D One of them has Mason. I have another line up that has
Jonathan Taylor, but it's not the line up with the.
Vikings. D It's not the line up with
Mason so. Garrett Wilson, by the way, like
a a giga mega smash with Tyrod as as predicted on thinking
about thinking. Yeah, that one, that one was
pretty obvious. Do do we want to talk about I?
I want before I give my opinion, I just want your guys
perspective on what happened with the commander's backfield
today. I didn't.
I didn't see. I saw JCM, I didn't watch.
I know like what happened in terms of like the sequencing,
but I don't have any feel for it 'cause I didn't watch a second
of it that wasn't on the. Phone.
It seemed like Rodriguez started basically what Echo normally
does, so he started the first two drives and then JCM played
seemingly like the next two drives, and then it seemed like
they rotated throughout. I don't know if Nick Mcnichols
played much. He obviously had that one
ridiculous 60 yard run, but it didn't seem like he was out
there much Otherwise. Maybe you just pass protecting.
I I have no, I have no feel. He did not.
I, I, I'll have to, I'll have to go over to Blue Sky and look at
the Yankee messages to, to figure it out.
But my, my, my sense from watching it was Mcnichols did
not play very much. It that was some of the worst
tackling I've ever seen on that. On that, that was crazy.
Hey, hey, 2024. Versus the middle schoolers.
20/24/2014 Boise State fans remember that's what Mcnichols
used to look like every game. Dude, I loved Mcnichols coming
out. Loved him.
Fell to the fifth round, Yeah. Couldn't even make the the
Broncos. He was like Anino Benjamin.
Practice Club. JSN snapped off 29 yard catch
first first. Drive with the sniffles.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll admit, I'll admit to being worried
about the JSN. Come on, Davis, you don't get
the illest one. That's the biggest fake.
He went out the OH. My God.
Jesus, I I well just like there was there was a cash game team
that had JSN in it and I just didn't play that one.
I. Did I understand the cash?
Yeah, yeah. Who were the cowards that that
switched Ridley to Abuka this morning?
Or Abuka or Ridley? Yeah.
He. Was hurt but man I know I I
voted Ridley too. If IO manner, if IO manner keeps
scoring all these touchdowns, there's just going to be nothing
left. Dude, Ibuka's balling.
Dude, Baker, Baker and Ibuka are.
Baker and Ibuka are just like letting.
They don't. This is like, it's crazy but oh
man. These are like uncatchable balls
and Ibuka's just like, got another one?
This is actually what did he get that one?
Yeah, he got. It No, I think he got pushed out
I. Think he got it dude.
They might give that to him. Deflected and then no, that's
not a catch. Man, how funny is it that Jordan
Mason's going to end up being the guy you had to have this
year because JJ McCarthy twisted his ankle the same week that
Aaron. Jones.
Dead of his hamstring like Aaron Jones.
Highest advance rate running back because JJ McCarthy got
replaced by Carson Wentz do. You think they're going to make
JJ McCarthy get surgery just to be like extra, extra, extra
safe? I mean, every single part of
this has been very weird where they've been, you know, like I,
like I said, any other quarterback, they're doing the
whole like, even if they know internal he's not going to play,
they're like, maybe like, we'll take it right up to game time.
We'll see how he feels. Yeah.
And this, they're like, yeah, this really bad high ankle
sprain that no one reported for 24 hours after the game,
actually 4 weeks minimum. Yeah, like there's no no chance
for seeing him for the next month.
This is this is when this is for a while.
And then I do expect a potential set back depending on.
I think there might be a set back too, yeah.
Yeah. This is a complete pass.
It's clearly complete. I don't, I don't, I don't think
it's. Clearly complete.
Don't think it is at all. He gets his feet in and he has
control. The second one.
It's very clearly a complete catch.
Throw the challenge flag or they can review.
It well, it's inside of two minutes, it'll be reviewed.
Yeah, because I guess he lifts the back foot, but then he gets
the second foot and then he drags the other one.
It's it couldn't be more clear. I don't have the volume on so I
can't. Tell they I was going to say,
did they rule it? Did they rule it complete or
not? No.
Do you know the Trey Tucker he scored?
Again, no, that's the old one, isn't?
It. Oh, that's the old.
One, that was the old one. Yeah, I was like that.
If that was the quad, Oh my God. In the show, it's just done.
I'm pretty sure that was JSN tuddy there.
Yeah. Oh, really?
There you go. Oh.
Nice. All right.
Kenneth Walker I. Can't.
I can't win, but I did. I did swap from Walker to JSN on
that power speed lineup, so I'll.
Take what was the ownership gap on those two or what did JSN
come in? I'll, I'll check right now.
I mean, I'm dead to win, but I could.
At least get an. I see JSN at 14% in one of mine.
I bet Walker's going to be at like 40.
'Cause he was projecting for 20. Percent 2IN1.
So. That's good.
So I have JSN at 12. Yeah, that's nice.
And then what's Walker in at 40? Walker comes in at 46.
Yeah. So yeah, I had, I originally had
it CD Rome Walker and then swap that to LAD JSN Swift.
I did not do any swapping because who cares?
I. Didn't have.
That was fine. I didn't have, I didn't have, I
didn't have any Vikings D team to swap with so.
Literally whatever. Yeah, I had a couple and I did a
little swapping. I didn't have any Vikings D,
which is dead, but the the hunter Henry like cleared the
entire rest of side end by like 12 points.
So I feel like that's, yeah, I, I was in.
First of the main BR for like 45 minutes because I had a Hunter
Henry team. I, I had Henry, but I had him
with Bengals D Oh. No, Oh no.
A bunch of the D there. It's the worst week ever to have
a bad D Like I have a few. Teams that were good.
But with Falcons D and it was like this is like I'm giving up
30 points at defence, like on these Falcons D.
Well, that's what's demoralizing about looking at DraftKings
teams of like how perfect, like I have AI have a Hertz to A.J.
Brown and Goddard with Jonathan Taylor and Jordan Mason and
Devante Adams and I'm in like 20th place and like probably not
gonna like have a team score because I don't have the right
defenses and shit. That's so frustrating.
Buccaneers are going to win here if they make this kick.
Well, that's not been guaranteed today making kicks.
Yeah, Jets, honestly pretty, pretty strong odds.
Just got them right. Are they saying?
Hey, RJ Harvey. RJ Harvey.
A catch and a rush before JK Dobbins.
Hell yeah. It's the Sean Payton roulette
wheel of like, who does he? Decide the Bucks did the Bucks
did make if you go all. Right, there we go.
I don't think it you should read too much into it though.
JK Dobbins forgot his helmet. I dude, I had AI, had a.
I'm starting to think maybe JK Dobbins did forget his no?
No Winks. Winks replied to Albright
because Albright was victory lapping his his clearly correct
early season take on the backfield.
And then Winks was like, I need to know, like did he actually
forget his helmet or what was that?
And Albright was like it was an inside joke that like broke
contain basically. So like, I don't know what the
joke was, but that was what? Yeah, yeah, when when you're the
joke. I don't know if that's.
Albright Albright was in my DMS this week victory lapping,
saying that Evan Ingram was going to suck for fantasy.
Dude like he needs a new he needs a new job.
Like there's a lot of he needs to become.
A fantasy analyst, he should join beatbestball.com at him and
Liam unbeatable. Do Liam is the last 72 hours.
Liam is out of control. He needs lost it.
He needs the last 72 hours. No, the last 72 hours has been
has been he needs. Don't catch me up.
I've been, I've been kind of, I haven't been tuned in recently.
He's he's been, he sent about 37 victory lap tweets about James
Cook. He just, he's got to zoom out,
bro. He just.
He's like, he's screenshotting just like the most random teams.
I mean, this guy, he can find a victory lap anywhere.
Like he's like taking pictures of barcodes at the grocery store
and. Some Isn't he worried?
That to his part. Cook's going to advance him too
many teams. That's true.
He might have 100. Teams he might have 100.
Teams. They'll all have James Cook, so
he won't be. That's the worst thing that
could happen to him. Oh, that's so good.
I hope it's just 25 buddy. Man I I'm pretty light on JSN
and best ball which doesn't which.
Yeah, I'm a little light too. Not super light, but definitely
lighter than I wish I was. I was taking a lot of Devante
Adams and then this other, this other fella.
You guys might have heard of him.
Xavier Worthy, Jack Jack's. Asking would you rather advance
100 James Cook teams or 25 Xavier Worthy teams?
I guess that there was the time where Xavier Worthy was going
late 3rd and JSN was also going late 3rd and we know which side
Davis was on. Oh buddy, I had I had Xavier
Worthy ranked wide receiver 16 when the market had him like
wide receiver 24 or whatever. Oh man, look.
It's over for it's over for the faders when he gets that harness
on. No, no, it's over.
It's over for the drafters and the drafters that I have these
people who I guess must have listened to me at some point and
they're like Davis, it's not that bad.
He like he's coming and I'm like, guys, you guys are so
misguided. I'm telling you, just get you
just just make your peace with it now, because it's.
Only going to hurt more. Later.
Real quick here to let the the audio listeners know about our
pick em sweat for this slate. We each like normal.
Submitted a pic here. Let's see, Pat had Marvin
Harrison higher than 45 1/2 receiving yards.
Davis had Ladd Mcconkey higher than 5 1/2 receptions.
I had Crystal Lavey higher than 5 1/2 receptions.
And then it's like, all right, Jacob, what do you got?
Cook us some fun here, brother. I had to stay on brand bro this
is. My Brandon Aubrey, higher than 1
1/2 field goals at .87 X. So thank you for that riveting
pick, Jacob. Like it's important to get some
points on the goal on the board here.
Oh, Horton Seahawks. God, what a crazy slate.
You have to have. The previous DST slate of all
time. I did the late only slate and I
was like, well, don't have to worry.
Oh, I have the Seahawks. Let's go.
There you go. I didn't even realize.
Speaking of Speaking of Survivor Chalk, Seahawks super super
survivor chalk up 14 zero in the first quarter.
Yeah, not a that dude. Horton is silky man.
Yeah, there's a guy, there's a guy in my discord who?
Drafted bags on him. There's a guy in my discord who
drafted like 50% Tori Horton love.
It. He looks good.
That's insane. It is pretty insane, especially
because he's free so it's almost like 80% of a normal player.
Like literally this Seahawks game is like the exact same as
the Vikings. It's like we have the chalk
running back. They're up 14 knocking
immediately with a defensive touchdown and a passing
touchdown. It's setting up identically.
What was Alan, anyway? Yeah, OK, Sorry.
So what what are what do we have?
We have, we have lad over 5 1/2, which he already has a drop, not
that one. He had a previous drop.
Marvin Harrison. Marvin Yards, Right?
It's Marvin. Yards.
Yeah, we got.
Who else? Brandon Aubrey.
And then I have 5 1/2 receptions, yeah.
Sweet. All right.
Are we ever going to do an under?
The mark projection where unders are a tough sweat man when you
got. To sit here, I feel like my I
feel like my kicker over is like spiritually in under.
It it also does. Yeah.
On, on, off and on the clock on Friday.
Nez and I do like our core picks and Nez did a bill lower and
like the chat just lights up, groans.
Everyone's mad like it, just there's no way to win with the
lowers, like with the crowd, they're just mad at you either.
I think it hit though. Cowboys.
Cowboys game. Yeah, as long as.
He didn't do under touchdowns that certainly hit.
Oh, I was just getting ready to look up a hater stat Anyone?
Anyone want to calculate Saquon Barkley's yards per carry this
season? I'm sure it's low.
I'm gonna. Guess like 2.9.
Yeah, I was gonna say like 3.1. So he's done.
It's going to be less than 3. Oh, you were actually asking for
us to calculate it. Yeah, because it's not all the
way. What?
Are the numbers. Actually, I'm kind of good at
this game. What are?
What are the? Numbers.
How do? You need to know.
It just look it up all. Right, he's got, he has got 58
total rushes, yeah, for 148 + 46194 yards.
Wait, so 58 for 194 that's what we're?
Doing, yeah. Mcconkey Drive.
So that gets one add 74. That's like that's like 3.4 I
think. I'll double check on the
calculator. Man, would be really nice if lad
would just stop doing that. And Oh yeah.
I was gonna say that flag. That's veteran Keenan play.
He's like, I can't catch that, but if I get my arm underneath
right here, I'm getting that. For he's like, it's, it's 3.14
Davis. The one thing I know is that no
one can look slower than me. So if you.
Pull it up. Oh, look at that.
Apparently we got we got Loveland target on the first
play. Wasn't nice.
That was that was always coming. Dude Williams is so skittish in
the pocket man. It's not good.
Well, that's true serum take. I feel Roman Doomsday obviously
is going to be a smash but directionally feeling good about
the bears disaster take right now.
Is Rome the most? Owned.
What was your true? Serum.
That the bears are going to suck ass and go 5:00 and 12:00.
I wonder why the fantasy Receipts guy hasn't recirculated
my genti take after all these Amir White and Dylan Lauby
carries. That actually would be a good
count. Fantasy receipts receipts and
pull them all. I'm saving this and like no, I'm
fucking saving. This fantasy receipts, receipts
that. Would be a better count.
James James Conner just got a full back rush.
Marvin Mim's 30 yard miss return a star in his role, they're
saying. Too valuable to play an offense.
I heard, Yep, that's what I've been hearing.
I've been hearing it more and more.
Kind of kind of kind of Travis Hunter asked.
Actually. Dude, did you see Hunter on that
that reception? Yeah, he looked great.
I didn't unfortunately see him on any other receptions.
No, that was the only one I saw one.
Too. But he did look good on that
one. He looked so good.
I'm worried that we we gave Liam Cohen perhaps a bit too much
credit, but in what way feeling. So I think Trevor Lawrence is
pretty bad. Can't.
We just call it the Shane Waldron curse.
Yeah, they they won that game and it sure doesn't.
Feel like they did, but no, it doesn't feel like they.
They were awarded with a win. They were awarded.
With a win, yeah. If we don't win the division
this year like this, this is this is our year.
I don't think we've won it since like 2014.
In earnest, this is our year about.
Yeah, 2014 I actually really earned.
That dude Javonte looks so good. The right wing slappies, dude,
they were. Right.
Yeah, they were right. He looks good, man.
He didn't look that good, but he looks better than I thought he
would. Yeah, that looks pretty touched.
Out. Oh, he fumble.
Never mind, he looks awful. Oh thank God they.
Weren't. Wrong after all, yeah.
More likely, well, the right dude.
The the right wing slappies advance rates are going to be
heading in an interesting direction because Ramondre
Stevenson just got fucking killed this week and he was like
he was like their white knight like a a Derrick Henry.
Ramondre Stevenson buoy team is having a bad time.
Tip Ryman By the way, 2 receptions already.
I can't believe I like the first time I've ever said anything
nice about Javante Williams that he doesn't.
Even finish. Like he already.
Fumbles, fumbles on the play. Fumbled on the play that.
Was that good? From now on I'm.
Waiting you look good at. The end of the play.
Would you say that Javante Williams is the Rico Dowdle of
Armandre Stevenson's? Run that by me again.
No, I wouldn't say that. But he's.
An 11th round pick on the Cowboys.
No, he's the reminder he's Stevenson of Nick Chubbs.
I'm just going to head out so you guys can do your.
Little. This lasts for 15 minutes and I
pressed 30. Seconds.
Can we get some team workout photos up on the screen to dig a
look at? He's just hitting the spa.
Well, yeah, what's a good chub? Actually, it might be more of.
AI think they're saying Javonte was out of bounds.
I take it back, he looks great. I think it's that the I don't
think it's that he was out of bounds.
I guess the person who recovered the fumble might not have gotten
their feet in bounds. OK, we'll take that man, Really.
Key tackle error by everyone who played DFS this week because
it's always the idea that is that a hip drop on Connor.
It was an attempted hip drop. Whoa, ow.
I think he's OK, but like, he's good.
Yeah. But yeah, he looks pissed off
that he should. Be I'd be pissed off.
Dirty. Yeah, what happened here?
So he grabs him. Oh, that's he definitely tried
to do it. Yeah, he tried to do it.
If he didn't get his, if he didn't get his legs out and slip
him, yeah, that was slipped out. That was a that was a broken
ankle. For sure.
Yeah, that was, yeah, that definitely should be flagged.
What What are what are our mental models?
What do our mental models say about McBride scoring A
touchdown this week? Mental model extremely bearish.
Unlikely. Yeah, I actually pulled up.
It was hard to find, but this dude, he played 303 peewee
football apps and never scored a touchdown.
Dude, I was, I had a sleep scientist actually look at his
dream cycles and he's actually never even dreamed.
About it. Before.
Like it's just dude, dude, he didn't even, dude, he didn't
even dream of a touchdown. That's crazy.
I get I. Honestly thought so like when
you guys were putting we all put our entry in for the game and
I'm always trying to get one from a game that we don't have
represented yet. And if you if you hadn't done
Marvin Harris at Pat house, like I'm just going to keep
martingaling Tray McBride sweats on here.
And I was like, I was the Seattle gave.
I looked at the touchdown as well.
It was. There's a lot of juice on that.
But I don't know why.
There's so much.
Juice on the thing. Right touchdown.
Apparently the Javante place did.
He looked great on. That he socks.
He looked great. Dude, it's the Harvey got
another carrier he's wiped out for holding and then Dobbins
comes in. So it's definitely a different
rotation. I'm terrified when Renzone shows
a punt now because I'm like, this is a goddamn retard.
I'm telling you. Not again, dude.
Not dude. Not you serious.
Touchdown block, punt by Seattle.
Almost touchdown only Slate's looking good.
Can we get? Again, they didn't.
They didn't quite get a touchdown very close.
Because he couldn't pick it up. We need a, we need a Ken Walker
of ton. Man, I think I'm going to get
owned on Underdog this week because I drafted a a combined
60% of McBride and Bowers. I, I was right there.
I'm at like 50% combined. I do have a May was my highest
drafted and Henry was my fourth highest drafted.
At Herbert, Herbert. May was May was so close to
having an awesome game. Yeah, he was.
Really. Really.
Frustrating fucking game. He had the touchdown to booty
that he fucked up. He had the Mandre fumble at the
one inch line. Yeah, that should.
Be sneak or whatever. Yeah.
Right. But I'm saying, well, Henry got
tackled on that. But if he doesn't fumble, like
maybe might have gotten the touchdown on that sequence.
Love was very alive all of a sudden.
Huge, huge black button play. Thank God it's about time good
things start happening in my life.
There was, there was like right before kickoff, like probably
like 15 minutes before kickoff, there was a huge Loveland steam.
His yards rose from like 10 1/2 to 17 1/2.
Really like. Somebody got some info we should
have we should have taken that that bat.
Is Roma Dunsay at as wide receiver 7 and 50% owned in
salary cap DFS? Is this potentially the worst
play of all time? I'm sure they're they're
definitely bet worse. But it's it's in.
The Is that Luther Burden out there?
Let's go Luther Burden's plan Where?
He. Just ran an empty route from the
slot, but come on. He got the.
He got. He got, he got, he was.
There was. That.
Burden that. Didn't look like that was Swift.
No, he threw it to Swift. Cardinals Cardinals missed the
field goal. Rome.
Rome just scored. Oh really?
That is a Davis Matic mush if I've ever seen.
I, I was, I matched the field. I wasn't going to be, I was not
going to be left holding that bag.
There's no chance I was going to be on the outside looking in of
that party. Maybe I'm a little bit, I draft
I'd only have 8.3% of them on UD so maybe it's over.
Oh wow, I got pressed up the line, fucking said get off of me
and then roasted him. Nice.
I like had a doomsday I think I swapped off with all the late
swaps. I had I had a doomsday on that
power seat, but I had to swap off him because.
Yeah, I think I swapped off. I have.
I have my my cash game team is just going to be like I hate
it's when when it's your best team.
It's I have, yes, I'm already tilting.
At least the Gill cast will be fun.
I basically just put like Lamb, Rome, Walker into like all of my
lineups to start the day. And then it was like, maybe one
of these will be good enough. I can keep that, but I don't
think we'll take it anymore. There's the love one.
Play Walker, Ted. Oh really?
Well that's good for not my DFS, but definitely good for my
underdog. Oh that love info looks nice.
Dude, I lost Davis, I lost one of my TD entries today at
fucking Bichon Robinson. Just like, what a what a tilt.
Like I wish I would have done more entries obviously, because
what a what a tilting exercise, a touchdown survivor.
Is Oh, that's a nice. Oh, it's miserable.
It's miserable. I did just hit my Walker on my
other one. So I'm still live and.
Work. There you go.
I'm I'm not like 100% sure he got in.
Oh, I guess it's. Going to be hard to overturn I
think with the angle on his knee.
Like, it was a hell of an effort.
I think he got in, but it was close.
Let's see. Yeah, it looks like either he
got in or anyway, you can't say he didn't.
Yeah, it looks like I'm going to survive in our guillotine.
Our guillotine? Were you on the guillotine?
Were you on the chopping block? I just, I wasn't on the chopping
block, but like I haven't. I basically have the same team I
drafted and I keep getting like, like, you know, people spend
like $800 on like Derrick Henry and stuff.
And I'm like, well, guess I'm just running back the same team.
I got outbid on like across all. I have like 4 guillotine leagues
and I didn't get like a single Week 2 bid that I wanted.
Got outbid everywhere. I got, I got Hunter Renfro, who
I'm starting. That's the level of guillotine
bids. What did he do with that?
Did he do anything? I actually don't even know.
I don't think he did much, they mostly were just doing fucking.
He did more than Juan Jennings, so I was supposed to start.
He had 2.6 points. You know, I'm thinking we might
have gotten over our skis a little bit with Justin Herbert
as the most drafted quarterback this sort of the, the the chalk
this week. The Sims wouldn't even consider
Justin Herbert. They're like, this is insane,
don't do it. I see Sims.
Percent in my contest. What?
What was he in? He's, yeah, he's 8% in the SPY.
That's that, I mean. That was fun to.
Me. That is really that is probably
very high for like his. His optimal rate on Run The Sims
was like 4 1/2 percent. And what would?
What a minute. I played him 8.8 so literally
literally double as owned as his optimal rate.
I played a bunch of Mariota in May.
This. This is a broad afternoon only
to stack I. I did not do Mariota.
I should have done Mariota. I played a lot of wins.
Dude, I just Henry's going to be an eliminator advance rate
monster and we. Yeah, well, let's hope because I
got a bunch. I mean two tutties from your 15
times, that'll play. I've got fuck my my best
Jonathan Taylor, Jordan Mason roam JSN team has fucking Kyle
Pitts at tight end. It's a it's a dumb game, man.
This is a dumb game. Just need more combos, Jake
Ferguson. That's what we're all waiting
for. Ferg Dog.
I kind of immediately feel bad about this Mcconkey thing cuz 2
drops right away. Not what you need, Not what?
You need no no. No, no, it's hard to feel good
about that. It's all I also I got to be
honest, I mean negative game scripts.
I don't feel that great about Brandon Hobby right now and.
Let's just say when you get it in at a .87 X you need to feel
really fucking. Jacob, you didn't even point
out. You didn't even point out you're
wearing your golden seals. Oh yeah.
I do like that shirt, I. Do I do feel good that like,
Jacob's already, you know, comfortable?
Like, he's not, he's not trying to impress us with some crazy.
Pig. He's going to.
What he really believes, so I appreciate that.
I can't believe Marcus Mariota scored a rushing touchdown in
the NFL against Chip Kelly today.
Wow. That is wild.
That's the kind of like stuff you think of when you're Davis
Maddock and you watch college football while doing 17 other
things, including. Skateboard I I just get, I just
get the ambience. The ambience just kind of washes
over me, dude, yeah. Man, Jabante is so entrenched
that he just had a fumble and and the coaching staff is like
you're going right back out there, the next step.
What do you even call that? It's not in a revenge game.
It's not a shower narrative. What?
What is it? What is that even?
Fall on It's a reunion game. Yeah, reunion game.
What's? Why?
Why is Why is Steph saying no? Oh no, did he get hurt?
Oh, he got. Hurt.
Oh, oh, Lamb's hurt. He's hurt.
Oh please no. Yikes, I gotta.
I'm not loving that. I haven't seen this yet.
I. Haven't seen the play yet.
Rolled ankle. I'm not saying rolled ankle.
That's not like the end of the. World doesn't look good.
That doesn't look good. Kind of good for my line.
It's not now done. Yeah, well, it's not let's I'm
seeing FOC. Twitter saying on a hip drop.
God damn it dude, why aren't they calling the hip drop?
I'm saying I'm saying he looks OK long term.
Which is like. The Twitter talks are diagnosis
for seconds after. But Michael Ford in the chat
saying he looks good for the long term.
I got it at about like 6 to 8 weeks right now.
They got it, dude. No, dude, it's really it's good.
It's good if you drafted a lot of him in basketball mania
because it'll lower your advance rate.
It actually is good because he was looking like high advance
rate. He teams it's going to be
lifesaver. He would have advanced too many
of his James Cook teams. Hey, can they show the CD injury
on red zone? Like what are we doing here?
They took his left. They took his left cleat off and
they're so they're examining his left ankle with his cleat off.
Well, I don't like that. That's really bad.
John Daigle's offered up his cock.
And so there are. Grants.
Plant right now. What?
How many?
Stem cells are in there. Do we have?
Do we have, do we have CD on any of our main teams?
Oh, I think we have them on the one with shop.
On the slap team. On the slap team, yeah.
Speaking of, what jokes are joining us in about 15 minutes
to mourn our first round pick going down for anywhere from one
play to 10 weeks? To to, to, to his career.
They're airlifting him out. Here we go.
Yeah, I mean. Acini Lamb, Perry, What the fuck
are we doing Dallas? This is how he's going out.
Just a straight classic carry. It's not even a fucking jet.
Straight up out of the backfield between the tackles?
Well, not. Between the Tom on.
That is. What a stupid way to lose CD
Lamb. For fuck sakes, Oh my God.
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So that's probably a high ankle sprain I'm guessing.
That's high ankle. That's definitely high.
Ankle some like dirty bullshit. I I guess he was falling.
I don't know. I hate how that happened.
That's awful for sure. A high ankle sprain that's.
It's just like completely unnecessary.
Like CD, Lame's a playmaker, but you.
What are you? What are you trying?
To that's what you have, Turpin. And it's not even like a jet
sweep, it's just like a fucking different outside zone with him
at running back. That's why.
You employ Cavante Turpin. I blame Javante Blue.
Javante Blue Javante. I blame them both.
I blame Javante for they all. Look like Jayden Blue.
They had to punish Javante by giving a carry to CD because
Jayden Blue is too bad to be in the lineup.
I blame them both. I blame everyone.
Involved Javante Blue is going to be the portmanteau for the
inevitable timeshare we have between those.
Two Javante Blue. I don't know.
I don't know if that timeshare is coming.
It's Week 3. He's still inactive.
We're we're, we're nearing. Well I just checked my CDLM
basketball exposures and I have 8.3% so.
Wow, Davis Matic ass exposure there in round one.
I will say it's a little unsleep.
At least one of us is pulling our weight in this pick em
crystal Lave Up to three receptions already.
Well, Dallas is getting close to field goal range and they're
down a red zone weapon. They're going to use Brandon
Aubrey on 1/2. Back dive here to to get a
first. Shot.
Oh no, no, that'd be tough. Look, I just remember you guys
can make fun of the of the Aubrey bullshit, but I
specifically recall, I specifically recall tuning in.
Like you were. Late Thursdays, but I tuned in
once when you guys had a fair Baron over and it hit in like
very funny fashion of like D'amico being a boomer about it.
And I just think you guys forgot how much joy you got out of
hitting a kicker over. Plus like if we hit it like
we're if, if he hits both, like that's two times we get to play
kicker chasing. Today there is an asterisk next
to it. It it has to be for even and or
plus money for it to elicit joy. Yeah, it can't be like
experiencing joy dragging down the payout on the on.
The slip, Oh yeah, dragging down the payout of the of the bets
that we're we're so we so consistently hit these that it's
just dragging down. Yeah, I guess the payout given
that Mcconkey has like 2 drops, what was the over on his drops?
I mean, we should have taken that.
Harrison doesn't have a catch, I don't think.
That's fine. The only bet is yards, so it'll.
Taking taking a Marvin Harrison yardage.
Oh wow, we have turned to infighting.
Real quickly here. I just, I just didn't know where
that came. From Fair Stop.
Fair Stop. It came from the Walker on
shoddy. It's a good.
Spot, I'm on shoddy. Oh no, they're going to.
Go Oh, he's 27. Yards eat it thick, Davis.
He's already 27. Eat a Dick, Davis.
Be a coward, be a coward. Shotty.
You got, you got to do. Just try to draw him off.
Sides here, don't off sides here.
Yep, draw him off sides. Here, yeah, they're kicking.
Draw him off sides. Shotty.
I said Davis up. I told him he didn't have a
catch, got his real thoughts and then hit him with the 27 yards.
Oh really? Because he already has 27 yards.
Oh, we're getting a fucking field goal.
Let's go, dude, Aubrey, 53. You can put that in a Swiss
bank. Roma Dunes is legitimately 50%
owned in the Spy well. I feel good about my process of
the late swap, even if the result is not going to be good.
DraftKings leaving him there at 5300 after those first two weeks
is ridiculous. Yeah, it is.
The Niners have run 3 plays in the 1st.
Quarter Brandon Aubrey is on the field.
All right, Mike Shope, welcome to kicker Chasing.
We are all. Sweating a big.
Kick here from Brandon Aubrey. How big but?
He's about to get halfway to our prop bet of Brandon Aubrey over
1.5. If he hits this, it's lined up
right in the center. It's sometimes good.
I think the Bills guy likes it on the left.
Everything is good for Brandon Aubrey.
Aubrey Jacob God, you are so good at this kicker chasing
let's. Play it.
Play the clip. Yeah, we'll play it.
We deserve it. Kicker chasing.
It's the show where we chase the best kickers, the kickers that
help you win championships, the biggest legs, the breaking.
News. It's everything you've come to
love and know. The time is now for kicker
chasing. Let's get some fucking kickers.
Unfortunately I have to issue a stat correction.
I had last week's. I was going to say, I don't see
any Harris in the arts. It was refreshing.
The biggest ODE about. That is.
You revealing that he only had 27 yards last week last week.
Really embarrassed. And you, you gotta get it this
week. Kicker Euphoria Pat's looking at
old stats. I'm so with my people.
It's so good to be back with you guys.
Sweet I Love has already got 4 catches.
Yeah, look, the blondes are carrying the program.
Here. Good thing for our kicker in the
main event guys. Aubrey.
No McLaughlin. Oh Oh yeah, he had a great day.
Like half our points. What's what's that?
What's that main event at right now?
Shoaib, I don't have access. Projected to win, but we're
still a little bit low. I have projected to.
Win. That's all I need to hear.
FFPC projection something like 130 to 105 all right we'll take
so low scoring it's kind of a tough day right for a while at
least I. Mean defense Jonathan Taylor,
he's the only had to have it score of the day, I think.
Mason, Mason. Mason.
Mason's pretty good. Mason, because he's so owned,
like you're going to have a hard time not getting there with like
a 27. I don't.
Really see any quarterbacks out scoring hurts at this point but.
Never know. No, come on dude.
Caleb. Caleb might get there.
There's a there's a lad catch. Did LAN get hurt?
And you go. That's from last.
Week Yeah, he's a. Uncle LAN got hurt, but
apparently he's doing OK. People are saying he lives.
I don't know what that means exactly, but I guess it means
he's not dead. So.
Guys great. Tucker's not a had to have his
score because there's like one person in all of fantasy.
Who who Ross Hunter. Hunter Henry's probably
borderline, yeah. 33 at the PC. I was going to say, I think
Hunter Henry will be so correlated with May that he
might not end up being a had to have it.
Right, that's fair. But but if you if you did play
an uncorrelated. But may lineups are still, I
feel like pretty live if you. Haven't they're they're they're
live at Jason. Like, because there's no
quarterback that went crazy except for Hertz, and he's
expensive. All right, we got, we got one
for LAD that was the. Thesis.
Yeah, cuz May, the only quarterbacks that scored May
were Mariota by .06 Hertz, obviously Gino.
All right, let me be honest about something, Hampton.
Actually, that was Naji. That was Naji.
I thought that was I'm watching on my phone.
So I as we distinguished last week, I can't see the numbers
because I'm watching on my phone.
Naji. It's like.
So many RJ Harvey catches last week.
Naji looks like he's running in jeans.
It's gotten worse. Old stats can't see the numbers.
David, did you say he's running with a piano on his back?
That's. Maybe almost an install 2
pianos. You guys are the young ones.
Come on. Mike Shope joining us, of
course, normally has bills responsibilities, but they took
care of business on Thursday. So a little free afternoon for
you, Mike. Yeah, there were years when I
might get one night game and so it would be like every Sunday at
one, I would pretty much have the game.
What happened to the game? But.
Erdon Phillips like our 80 yard touchdown.
No way. 6865 yards, 65. Yards.
Oh OK Davis, who gives a fuck? Davis like now's not the time
for details. Get together.
Jack, Caleb. Hey, hey, hey.
If we're going to be sticklers about jersey numbers, we need to
be sticklers about yardage. Not that I started him anywhere,
but it'll be great on Best Ball, great on Best Buy.
I literally 40% basketball media Smith like barely got the.
Flea flicker. Off and then bomb.
So I would say Caleb is now, I would like he's got 3/4 left.
Caleb trending towards potentially had to have it I
think. He's trending pretty well.
You might need Lamb. Wow, Luther.
Fucking burden. He's good man.
Great block from Comet on this play.
Even Loveland has a 31 yard. Catch.
Oh man. What a man throw from Caleb.
Dude, that is a rocket. So open.
That's a. Rocket launcher of a three.
Nice play to score on that. It's a nice play to score on.
That is, he's sort of drifting toward the sideline to stop and
then. Yeah. 20 yards.
Nice. That us some fucking arm talent.
Wow your alave is already at 5 beat.
You're going to hit that like in the second quarter.
It's we, Jacob. It's we.
I didn't see a lot of we towards my Brandon Aubrey so.
That was the one where you went rogue.
There's a lot of collective energy everywhere else. 1010.1%
of Luther burden, so we're above.
And walk it and all of my little puppy. 4 You just sorted by
contest to find which one you had the most in.
No, I just sort by all 1500 of my teams.
Let me I I can. Can't imagine.
What my this is the first time that I've checked my Luther
burden exposure, not with like a sense of like anxiety.
Dread like how that's my season. Yeah, 2022% Luther burden for
me. I.
This is not going to surprise you guys.
Crystal Lavey just dropped the touchdown.
I'm at 35% Luther burden, he's my highest.
Crystal Lavey is the trainer. 35 Deonte.
Johnson 35% Yeah, Burden was my highest drafted player.
Give the man his moment here 35%.
Tied with baseball, Teaton and then Harold Fannon and then
Brock. Bauer's Colin Morgan just kicked
the field goal inside the 10, down 21.
Nothing. I believe it do.
You want me to do it? They're in Buffalo next week.
This might be an incredible day for all of our Pickens bags with
CD hobbled and them trailing chasing points the entire day
against a terrible defense. I know.
Yeah. Just like an incredible combo of
matchup injury. Oh my God.
Interception. LA.
LA really threw an interception, yeah.
For Johnston, we didn't start him.
That's good, yeah. We do have a lava on that team
though. Yeah.
And this Bower 0 today does not feel good.
No it does not. And the jade and blue zeros are
also feeling pretty. Bad.
We're we're gonna be, we're gonna, we're gonna get back with
Bowers when he gets the brace off.
It's clunky out there. He almost had that touchdown
early. Yeah, he should have still had.
He should have had the touch. He should have had the touchdown
last week. Except that fucking Gino like at
the worst game of his life on that like stick nod route that
he ran, he was like wide open and Gino just airmailed him.
Lamb. Lamb Lamb's body language does
not look. Not great.
At least he's on the sideline, not in the locker room, but
still. Yeah, but that body language is
rough. I mean, I will say for CD, like,
oh man, Chiwante does look good. I'll say for CD, like he has a
history of playing through stuff like very admirably.
Like he definitely has the dog in him.
He had like that pretty significant shoulder injury that
he played through for most of last year on a horrible team.
So like that, that's something. 49ers stink today.
They've run 8 plays. If I can just ask a couple
things to try to catch up because I missed the whole 1:00
window being with my son at lacrosse.
Were the Colts like that? Good.
Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean, the Titans sock,
to be fair, but like, Titans suck, Colts, the Colts, like, I
mean, take it from an unbiased source, the the cults, they look
fucking awesome. I don't, I don't know what to
tell you. Like, did they punch?
We ruled? We did.
We planted. We planted once.
So it's been once through three weeks now.
Heartbreaking. It.
Was nice to see Twitter all unite in celebration over 1
singular. Thing for the first time in a
long time. Were they?
Was the game close when they did it?
Because I mean, come on for the bit just.
It was basically never close. Kim Ward threw a pick 6 on the
first snap of the game, and that was kind of the tone.
That punt is just unfortunate. When's the time to start
worrying about Ward? I've been hearing a lot of he
looks good cock so far. The stats are horrentous.
Yeah, people, people said he looked good this game.
He did spend the entirety of that time looking good, being
down 21 points at the ball. But people said he looked good.
Oh, can we? I need to roast.
I said it on Twitter, but I, I want to have this in video form.
Brian Callahan today, who is I think the worst coach in the
NFL. They were down 17 to 6 with the
ball at the in the two-minute drill end of the second quarter
and the Colts were going to get the third quarter kick off.
They start the drive with three minutes and 15 seconds left, so
they had plenty of time to do whatever they wanted.
But they run it four straight times and don't take any time
outs to bleed the clock because he's, I guess so concerned about
giving the ball back to Indy. This leaves them with just 42
seconds left at a fourth and one on Indies 39.
And I guess he's like, well, I bled 2 1/2 minutes off the clock
for no reason, so it's not worth going for it.
We'll just kick a field goal. But he like hesitated so long
that they don't get the playoff in time.
So it goes delay of game. They back up five yards.
They then miss a 61 yard field goal.
The Colts then immediately get a field goal because they're
gifted like already field goal, range, starting position.
Then they score a touchdown in their first drive of the
second-half. He gets it back down 21 points.
It was one of the most incompetent sequences of game
management I have ever seen. That's amazing.
Well, you got to wonder how we got the job.
Hard. Hard to know.
It's just there was just another mega return by the Seahawks.
Yep. Jesus.
Didn't score, but to the they're on the red zone already.
Rhonda Gadsden is 27. What a prayer ball to McBride.
There I know. Any Tory Horton thoughts?
I know it was a return but with JSN sick.
Anybody try that today? He did right?
I don't think anybody played Tori anywhere.
What kind of? What kind of?
Usage has a touchdown. I don't mean like today, but is
he somebody? He just scored.
He just scored, scored. There you go.
There you go, that kind of usage show.
Usually I'm a bad I didn't know. He's broadcasting his ass off
right now. Let's just talk about Tori
Horton. With my martini sitting in the
sun. That was a really, that was a
really good catch. Pete still do the Buffalo
weather report that he lives for 85, sweltering here on the first
day, the first day of fall. Do you really have a martini
right now? Chuck, I do.
Wow, that finally some pure class here.
Where's the highball? My goodness, that's.
The only thing, Hey. I'm drinking canned Gatorade,
brother. That's.
When did you open it Friday? David, Gary.
Can't go flat right? So it could have.
Davis had a big video go viral and he's treating himself to
some canned Gatorade here to celebrate on Sunday.
Love it. We.
Do love to see it. Let me know if there's anybody
else you need me to mention. Yeah, can score immediately.
Can you preemptively mention Burchard Smith for this evening?
Can you say lad Mccocky 6 catches?
Let's wait until we know Rashard Smith is active.
Well, he, yeah, he's active, but he, he's.
Active for sure. All right.
Underdog NFL news account says CD Lamb has returned to the
game. Wow.
Harrison just caught 5 yard catch.
Wow 5 down 4 did you go like? Nine more of those and we're
good and. I think if we get overtime in
the Chargers Broncos game, we might have a chance.
Kind of a nice snake. Actually the Chargers Broncos
game like is already giving the vibe of like 12 to 9.
Yeah, these these teams are, these teams are over it just
Justin Herbert, Justin Herbert Chalk.
The Harrison catch is not what you want to see.
It's like behind him, low. At least he makes the.
Play well. I was gonna say it was a good
snag by him. Yeah, no, I have something very
encouraging to report. It wasn't 5 yards, it was six.
Oh yeah. Mary, today's looking up.
Oh man, Javonte looks pretty good.
Just wait until he. CD Lam limping off again.
Come on. Really.
CD just go go take the rest of the game off brother, it's not
worth it. There he goes, my God.
My God dude that effort from Javonte is crazy.
Yeah, CDCD is is done. It's over.
He's done. Absolutely ridiculous, by the
way, that like his first playback in the game, like we're
going to run him in motion. I'm surprised.
What if they dialed? Up another carry for him.
Let's go back. And like obviously might have.
Zero point. 0. That was the next play call.
No, shakes his head. It's great.
Waves, waves to the trainers. I'm done.
Yeah, he's done. Yeah, that's over.
He's not. Going to takes the helmet off.
Buddy. 0.0. Man, hell of an effort.
Oh false start. They're getting backed up.
You know what that means? We're one failed 4th, 3rd down,
away. We, we need this one right now
here too, Jacob, because this where this game is headed.
There's going to be no more Cowboys field goals in our
future. Where this game?
'S no shot that butter, buddy. If there's one coach coaching in
this late slate other than Kyle Shanahan, who wants to kick a
field goal down 20 points in the second-half, it's
absofuckinglutely Brenton Schottenheimer do.
You mean you take the first one on 1/4 and two at the 35?
Like that was insane. So is it Tolbert then, who moves
in well? He's bound like.
Snaps wise. Yeah.
All right, bring it out here. I haven't seen it.
This is not going to be a conversion.
Yeah. I went to Pickens.
My God, it was almost picked. Wow.
Dude, it's it's a shame we didn't have.
City of your life. Sorry about giving you the 3.87.
Credit where credit is due. Yeah.
I will say it's a shame we did not have CD because we could
have done. Rescue us, underdog.
You gotta send that. You gotta rescue us right now.
Don't focus on this one dude. Dude, how pissed would you be if
CD did what he just did, but he came back like at the start of
the second-half and then took one snap and then.
Last, there it is, Jacob. Jacob.
Kicker Chasing. It's the show where we chase the
best kickers. The kickers that help you win
championships, the biggest legs, the breaking news.
It's everything you come to love and know.
The time is now for kicker chasing.
Let's get some fucking kickers. Oh yeah, I guess those odds
weren't wrong. It was a lock.
It's the odds should have been .01.
The only thing I. Wish OH.
Boosted it up to 2.5 Mibs come. On Mibs, just a little.
That's Franklin. He catches it because he's
fucking. Franklin would definitely catch
that. What a game that is so far.
Yikes. Oh wow.
God, that was Sean Payton. Saw the fleaficker and was like
get it in, get it in the play. What if his assistant coaches
can? You should.
See, they're watching. Just like a smidgen more touch
from Knicks and 4.7% of my basketball teams just got that
touchdown. More points.
I, I kid you not, when Jacob sent that over and I was about
to submit it, I almost slid it to 2 1/2.
I was just like this is. So it would have been so down
with the 2 1/2. It's dead in there for sure.
Dude, we're doubling down. Like I never would have heard
the end of it if I did that and then it didn't like it, middled
it. I couldn't have that on my
hands. I love that after not even
coming within like one of getting any of our afternoon
check comes the first two weeks for like, yeah, the real problem
with these submissions is that there's not enough of a payout.
Like, hey, we gotta crank the number.
Up that that's not exactly true. We we smoked the puka one week
1. Well, yeah, but I I mean like
the cumulatively like I don't think we've ever.
Been, Oh yeah, cumulative. Hitting it before.
Correct. No, not.
Close are we? Are we not getting a second-half
of Tyler shot here? How did you play?
4th. 48 three with 944 left in the half.
He's throwing this guy 10 yards over his head.
I'm guessing fourth quarter. A lot of nausea, Harris folks.
Does he look like he has jeans on?
Next week, we'll play Nick Chubb.
They're actually, they're actually showing a punt in this
game, preemptively just waiting for the kick return.
That's. Right.
They're like they never show punts on Red Zone but they were
showing that one Chad is saying Naji is dead.
Oh, I just jinxed it. I was like this is a. 1000
actually dead. Oh shit, that's an Achilles.
Yeah, that's, fuck, that's, oh, God damn it.
Oh, no, Mark. Mark, he knew it.
None of that, Mark. None of that.
Mark, he knew it. He knew it immediately.
That sucks. Dude.
Oh. Fuck.
That's awful. What did he do to just plant his
foot wrong? Could be a knee.
He's in more pain. No, he that's.
He grabbed. He grabbed.
The Achilles. He's in Achilles.
Damn, damn. I'm rewinding it to see.
Just rare you see a guy go down right away from the backfield.
Didn't even sort of start. The Oh yeah, it's Achilles.
Like 100% Achilles. That was the most obvious that
kills ever. Seen how long?
How long until Peter Jennings tweets?
He probably already has. Kindness is free.
Guys, I I'm just ready to Rockwell meme this.
I I don't care what anyone on social media says.
Caleb Williams is good. I just, I don't care.
I really, I really don't. He's good at, he's good at
stuff, he's good at stuff, definitely good at stuff.
That's the thing. Like.
Everything. Yeah, he is good.
I I was. Kind of the Caleb Williams bull
in the in the leg up on the leg up team because I'm like, he's
good at stuff. He's just not.
I don't think he's good. I think he's good at.
I'm I'm ready to say. I'm not surprised he's crushing
against them like a hopeless defense because like, he's good
at the same stuff Russell Wilson is good at and way better at
those things. And Russell Wilson is just good
against the Cowboys. So, like, if you're telling me
that this is a defense that just gave up 440 and three to Russ,
whose whole thing is like, he's very inconsistent reading
defenses, but he throws beautiful moon balls and he
takes too many sacks. It's like, yeah, Caleb should.
Beast. Yeah, he should crush you.
This is a perfect setup for for Caleb.
Like this is where. Oh man, he just almost threw a
horrible pick He. Did almost throw a horrible
pick. What what What I'm saying is I'm
no longer partaking in the like basically like the will they
won't they Caleb discourse like. Dude, they extended.
Baigent like I just, I'm just ready to say you're, you're,
he's your starting quarterback for the next three years.
You're picking up the 5th year option.
Let's let's let's talk in a few weeks because I think this is
this is when. OK, well.
No other people. What I'm telling you is I, I,
we. Will be talking in in a couple
of weeks. I I that is just something that
will naturally happen with the weekly show, but if.
You want to. Settle this now, feel free.
He is going against his former coach today.
True, it's going against Lucy well.
Has D Moore played in this game? Who DJ?
I haven't. Seen.
Him pop up on my red zone. Leverage play this week DJ Moore
incredible leverage that the Roman.
Doing the slappies. Is that something you said at
some point this week, Davis or I think I was.
I think we said that a bunch of BS well cast.
Oh, I did it again. There's a pass to DJ Moore.
He didn't catch it, but you know, still there he is.
There he is. Willing this stuff into
existence. I guess it's not all good.
JSN long catch. Can we get to the phone?
I will or they put in the backups JSN here's.
I will. I will say something about Caleb
Williams, which is that he has gotten worse mechanically since
he was 18, which is kind of interesting.
Wow, what a crazy Sam Darnold is just like wherever you're at
JSN. Yeah, he understands the
assignment. That sucks.
Aspirinagi, dude. He's he's a free agent after
there too. Yeah, this is he's he's pretty.
Career ending. He's well, no, he's JK Dobbins
now. Who's yeah but it happened to JK
when he was younger. Like Naji is Naji's already old.
Like I mean not old old, but like Naji is 27 today and like
probably won't be very good next year.
So like realistically he'd be able to recover for like 29?
Yeah. Yeah, just just awful.
Who is? Hampton Moni Vidal, is that who
we're going to start seeing? I think it's Von Haskins.
It's. Going to be up next week.
Haskins is already up. Hampton and Henderson, both
rookies who their coaches didn't want to play, both go in because
of fumbles or an injury. And we get both of them, you
know, just sort of by necessity. Walker's about to get another
touchdown right here, by the way.
Oh, someone said lad. Exclamation mark.
He had. A catch.
Just a catch, yeah? 5 yard catch?
Well, hey, we need six of them, right?
Yeah, so. That's one that I was going to
say. Oh, that was a nice catch too.
Strong hands. That's a lock, isn't it?
Like be careful with the L. Word He.
Had he had two? He had two drops on their first
drive, dude. Ken Walker with the L fucking
the Ken Walker chalk right now. Like he has like fucking 6 yards
and two touchdowns. Mcconkey had two drops.
So I'm in my car, had an hour each way from lacrosse, and I'm
listening to the different team broadcasts and the Chargers guys
like about Mcconkey's, like he's got the best hands in the
league. That was a really nice catch.
That was that was good stuff. He might not have the best hands
in the league, you know. Dante and Wix last week had the
best hands in the league. I'll tell.
You that. What did what did Mr. Candle Boy
end up putting up today? 3.
To 40 or something. I think that overstates 'cause I
think it was 2 for 21. This game is 35 to 3 and the
second quarter is not half over. Yeah, yeah, it's over.
Quite, quite the. Performance, said QJI.
Just I can't handle AQJ touchdown, yeah.
It's enough flag QJ. It should have been a QJ
touchdown, but he didn't bother to roll into the end zone.
I don't think he was down. It's great.
I have Denver in this game by. The way how he's definitely
gotten good. Yeah, I don't, I don't think
that was a touchdown. Wait, why didn't he get into the
end zone that? I don't know he.
Could have been a touchdown. No one is that.
That's a great throw. Like literally no one touched
him. That like that that actually
like obviously sick play by QJ, but like very easily should have
been a touchdown if he just crawled into the end zone he.
Just rolls in, he's got a touchdown.
That's that's that's QJ right there.
Just like total total lack of. Total detail.
It's a great play otherwise. I think.
He is legitimately good.
He still makes like ridiculous mistakes, but he's obviously
become a very good. It used to be that his like like
last year I still felt like his mistakes outweighed his good for
the most part. Now his good definitely
outweighs the mistakes. Definitely.
He's he's bringing value for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walker with two touchdowns on 9
rushing yards at like 46% ownership is definitely not
annoying whatsoever. I think it's great actually.
San Francisco can do nothing. Two of the two of the least
potent on two of the least potent offenses right now.
But they tied it anyway, OK. Cool.
That's always an interesting thing when like, dude.
PMR is going to win this late. The late games never shoot out,
man. They never, ever shoot out.
That might be good insect friction.
Quinton Johnson is the Caleb Williams of Mike Williams.
Carson Wentz will get another opportunity to start, you think?
Yeah. Yeah.
We really need to resort. To week 7.
Yeah, just he's going to get a couple more opportunities to
start. That was like I was reading the
reports this morning when I was live in the timeline.
It was like Tracy Wolfson reports Jordan Mason expected to
carry the load for the Vikings today.
Breaking news. Thanks, Tracy.
I thought I was. I was projecting Xavier Scott
and Carries. Well, the thing, the thing about
Minnesota that was interesting to me this week is, and I, I do
Matt Carler's Purple Insider every Wednesday.
And he and I talked about this like, why didn't O'Connell take
it to the weekend with whether McCarthy would play?
And Matt's feeling was that maybe one like a Schefter type
had it that McCarthy was going to be sat down, you know, in
injury or not. And.
Two Peter. The Vikings just decided to
announce it, so it's not he. Matt said that nobody in the
locker room on Sunday night was talking about McCarthy being
hurt. Yeah, it's a weird situation.
He looked like. That boy on the sideline today.
He's so far away. We're just not going to do this
right now. We got to win and Green Bay
lost. They won by 50.
Detroit's an underdog. Minnesota's right there.
Suddenly again tomorrow, like, you know, the end of the
weekend, maybe with Carson Wentz.
I picked up Carson Wentz and a bunch of superflex dynasty
leagues because everyone bid too much on Browning.
Like Browning I, I put in bids on Browning.
Once it's starting for the rest of the year.
So and I and I put, I put in like I put in like big bets on
crowning and didn't get him anywhere and then got small bets
on Wentz and got him everywhere. Same.
The real guy he needed was. Probably.
Shaheed. Shaheed.
Oh no, come on, you guys can't say that.
Give me. I need, I need, I need an all.
Catch the Shaheed Hive is just so desperate for anything that
even a Catch warrants typing his name in the chat.
That's how down bad you guys are.
You got you got a 15 yard catch and we got multiple shaheeds in
the chat. Hey.
Hey, hey, he's got 4 yards. He's got more yards than Marvin
Harrison, junior brother. Is there a chat for?
It had last week though. That's the question.
Is there a comment per route wrong stat yet like comment per?
If there was a CPT. Would be crushing.
If there was a comment per target, Shaheed wouldn't be.
CPT He. Would lead that.
He leads the NFL in CPT. Because what I've realized is
I'm amongst the three of you guys.
I'm I'm kind of the populist because I'm closest to a 60.
You know, how did you come to this realization, Davis?
I well, the, the the shaheed thing was the crystallizing
moment. All right, get a hand.
Do we get a hand? I will say.
Dude the lava is going crazy. 6 for. 8.
Yeah, 8 for 46. Oh, they are trying.
To get. A touchdown.
He's having like a tight end game 8 for 46.
Who? Compared him to Jacoby Myers.
Was that scroll patrol this week?
Who that? Kind of was literally a lobby is
literally just Trey McBride. Scorp Scroll Patrol called him
Jacoby Myers and I was like I. What's in his life?
I think that's Maureen Hampton. Don't hit him.
Let's go. Let's go.
Take the projection Jacob. I'm just a slappy drafter, baby.
Influence, are you? Nope.
Getting that, Carrie. There is nothing that has
happened. I was going.
To say if I. Had to be excited.
I don't know if you want to make it a referendum.
I'm not panicking about ovarian. Hey, well, imagine it was always
correct. Start him, yeah.
Hey, imagine if we would have this one with.
Your third eye there, but I did. Imagine if we had Hampton
instead of Alvin Kamara on our slow main.
We feel so good to have Alvin Kamara on that team that.
Was supposed to be our four and O team.
Alvin Kamara does have 14 rush attempts in the half, by the
way, which is surprising because they're down 35 to 3:00.
That was the thesis. Yeah, we're going to be 1:00 and
2:00 on that team, it looks like.
Great. Well, we're like, we're like
mildly live, but we started Ridley over IGBUCA and we also
started. Dobbins, who said. -.4 So I
guess I guess IGBUCA over either Ridley or Dobbins was actually
the move. How many just tell it to me
softly? How many points did IGBUCA have
today? Not that many, not that five,
but that's like. 14 that's. 11 more than Ridley and currently
15 more than JK Dodds. This main event, Arcade Fire,
you guys, I mean, this is all. I'm having so much fun with it.
It should, as long as we stay in it, it should be so interesting
each week to try to figure out lineups.
It has been already like this week at receiver we started
Olave, Maconkey, Debo and Jameson Williams.
On the bench is Burden Johnston, who's already got his 12.7 even
without scoring a touchdown. QJ is coming into the lineup
next week. I don't know for I don't know
who's coming out. I think.
I think if he doesn't get a ADR touchdown, I have a certain vote
in mind. But I think, I think we got to
put QJ in the lineup. Bert's strange and Henry is a
kind of a challenge. We just sort.
Of demanded to the Henry. Yeah.
Henry of 33. Geez.
God, that would have been fun if we'd.
Started I like Mariota. I like Mariota for this team
today. Nobody else seemed to like that.
But who did it start? Daniel Jones.
It was close. He was like.
Fine, but I think Taylor just kind of vultured him a bunch,
right? The Saints just missed the field
goal down a billion, but. Then we didn't take their
kicker. Well, here's the deal.
We we need to be sweating. Miles Sanders baby didn't.
Get there, It's going to be a Devante touchdown.
We need to be sweating the Broncos here because Lad will
not get to 6 receptions if they're up 17 to 0 at half.
Yeah, yeah. I think this is where he brings
CD back out on the field just to punch this one in.
That was a dude. That was a good run for Miles
Sanders. It's it.
It's not happening. Wait, did we get a Pickens
touchdown? Yeah, fucking go.
Yes. Are you serious?
It's nice when the people write a name in the chat and it's
actually a touchdown and not just a a target for four yards.
Well, whenever, whenever I see, like whenever I see seven of the
last letter in someone's name. Yeah, that's touchdown.
Yeah, don't mess around with that out there.
If they had just said Pickens, I'd been like, oh, it's a catch.
But when it's Pickens. I like that and also add a a
letter for how long the touchdown.
Is so you know. That's like a 70 yard like the
Trey Tucker. You need like 40 yards like at
the end of it. That should be a rule.
Yeah. Is Bo Nicks bad?
Yeah. Yeah, he's not.
Rated catch One handed catch Pickens.
That was awesome. Pickens going for the one handed
catch when A2 handed catch would have been just fine.
Let's see, there are two ways I can do this.
Second one to cradle it like. He didn't even he he kept it
away. He was like focusing on making
sure it was nowhere near the. Vault Much much like the chair
of the SCC, George Pickens said, we could do this the easy way or
the hard way. God, he's funny, man.
All right, let's get that with the 2.
Point conversion for Tolbert. Tolbert, do you have Tolbert or
you just doing the bit? We're just, I think I, I
unfortunately let the chat know what I was using to identify
their comments and now they're gonna just roll us with it for
the rest of the day. That's fine.
Established fantasy football Morse code via chat comments.
It's gonna be like a 2 yard Alvin Kamara rush and they're
gonna be like Kamira. So the Bears RIP down the field.
7 nothing. Get the ball back.
Beautiful, incredible fleet flicker to Luther Burden.
Bam, CD Lamb goes out. He's not going to score a point
all day. 14 all. Yeah, Pickens is going to be, I
think a got to have a guy at this point.
Like if he gets to play the Bears secondary without CD he
could have an insane game today. I mean, I don't want to.
I think probably right now, if I could construct A-Team, I would
like to have Caleb Williams, Roma Dunsay, George Pickens,
Jonathan Taylor, Jordan Mason, Trey McBride and then like.
Work out for today or for going forward?
For today, for, for, for, let. Me, play this game.
Hang on a second. Let me Who do I want to be on?
Do you? Want to toss Trey Tucker out
there while you're? Trey Tucker.
I'm being being realistic, being realistic.
That's. What you're known for populism
and realism. They are saying that they're
playing it more and more. I one of my late swaps, one of
my late swaps, I I was just like it like nothing was saying to do
Pickens. It was like do Sutton or Rome
and I was just like, I'm playing Pickens baby and it's for like a
min cash. It doesn't matter, but I feel, I
feel pretty good. I feel pretty good about that.
Yeah. Man I really hate Bonex.
This guy just sucks you know? Can I get an update on on Troy
Franklin Bros? I was a little cautious heading
into the week because he got 4 screens last week and that's
obviously not something. So, well, it's good kind of, but
you also realize like that's the kind of thing Sean Payton can
just take away immediately. He can be like, I don't, I don't
feel like it. It's good from like the long
term perspective of like, hey, he wanted to give someone
screens and it was Troy Franklin.
Love that. But then the following week
you're like he could completely disappear.
It wouldn't really be that surprising.
And there? No, that's Sutton.
Shit sudden. Oh did we get a Sutton?
Wow. Touchdown.
Wow all. Right, let's get Let's get 2
quick receptions by laughs. That's good.
That's good for the that's very good for the pick em.
I don't think that's that's very good other asset of my fantasy
football portfolio, but. My God, he was.
He was so wide open that that was was he more wide open than
Nico was today? Davis, your Mushes are
unbelievable, dude. Like, yeah.
They're hitting us. They're hitting us right in the.
Yeah. Your mushes are off the charts
bro. Everybody knows you have the
second. Who do I need?
If Davis had been me right there, he would have said What
about Cortland Sutton? Actually, what's going on with
the Sutton Bros? Yeah.
There's the 15 and Allen, dude, I think.
I think you guys believe dude. Can you guys believe people play
Keenan Allen? He dude when you see his AC
joints how could he ever catch the ball?
Go on, Davis. Be.
Careful. What's going on with the lad
Mcconkey Bros? They they're sure down bad.
I don't. I don't think I can even mush
Trey McBride. Yeah, that's beyond your. 7
Johnston, 5 for 77. First, hey guys, we need to,
it's like, look, Chad, I love you.
We we need to, we need to raise the threshold by which we
comment on play. It's like we can't be doing
swift 6 yard run. Oh dude.
That's good. Shit.
That's OK. Good.
Information. It's.
Like of it, I'm just here. If he wrote Swift, absolutely
unacceptable. But Swift's 6 yard run period.
Great. I'm fine with the news.
Report Yeah, I'm fine with that. It's.
Just this guy gets the show I think.
Yeah. That's an what Run for Swift.
Mac in complete pass, Yeah, that's important to log.
Where are you guys at on? Galen's Sunbelt 10 yard holding.
Ball 52 wins. I'm I like to mix back in like
the OS and the TS at the end. If I'm going this long on the
ends, where where you guys at? 52 ends for 52 yards.
That was, that was. Established is that really yes,
that's repeat one one of the one last letter for every yard of
the touchdown partly. Friend in the locker room,
that's not. Good.
Our friend Mike Zakarian just jumped into six in the battle
Royale on that. So Ed, let's go live.
Certainly live for first place only 11 points out.
And I mean second is only four points out.
What's he need? Who's he got?
Just Sutton, just Sutton and then the team ahead has a JSN.
So that'll that'll be tough, but.
Big news from Jack here. Seattle going to.
Throw the ball. 5/10/13 times or 13 years ago. 13 years.
Ago, maybe it was 13. Years ago, maybe it was, yeah.
Sorry. Well, it was 13 years.
I think we can laugh. Has anyone seen anything with a
Loveland injury? Was I?
I just know he's going to the locker room, but I don't know
with what. I it yeah, it doesn't say.
Huh. I'll I have like a chat full of
degenerate bear fans. I'll ask them.
Live total Live total on both. Of these.
The Bears and the Seahawks games are 60.5.
Oh my God, Swift is going to score anything.
Come on. Oh my God.
Please, please, please, please. All the way.
Please. Come on, Swift.
Fuck. OK, All right, we'll take it.
This was my this was my swap off at the power sweep dude.
QJ is getting peppered. My God, dude, he's getting, he's
getting in the lineup next week, that's for sure.
I can't believe, I can't believe that we took the lad Mcconkey
higher. Just a classic populist
position. Man, Swift had like a 40 yard
play there. I wouldn't say I was impressed
by it. No, Xavier Lee, get a healthy
scratch today. Oh wow, wow.
I mean, that's kind of what happens when you have 15 targets
for 8 yards. They won 30 to nothing so we
won't see him next week. And correlation equals
causation. Post Hawk Ergo Proctor Hawk
Jacob, come on, we know the stuff.
By the way, get rid Dublin next week. 930 kickoff, Minnesota
pitch. Seriously, that's next week.
Those games start. Week 4, Minnesota's next two
games are both in in Europe. Who do they play?
That that's just. Pittsburgh than my.
Saturday night bar schedule. Sorry.
High heartbeat on the West Coast, man. 6:30 AM here.
Just. Sit that one.
Out. Who cares?
Just sit that one out. No, I never.
The grind never stops brother. Maybe I'll just stay.
Out to that game. I'll listen to that game on the
radio and walk my dog. My son's games today.
Were. To be out for it. 9301130130 So
those hour gaps in between was just me, sadly or not sitting in
my car. Oh, should I start?
You know, Michael Pittman just sitting there for like the the
full hour beautiful day, But you know, work is work.
Work is work. Work is work.
OK, like fucking. Burden has been like he made the
fun play. Like do we still do the designer
plays for fucking? There's still going to
Zacchaeus, man. It's got to saying like, when we
get this guy out of our lives, like enough already.
Like it's enough already with Alan that.
Was the one play that he prepared for and he did it and
he's done for the day. Yeah, like something.
It's enough already. It really is enough.
Is that Burden's only snap the one that he scored?
On probably. Maybe, yeah.
Because the one that you said he had a snap on was not him.
It was definitely. That was not him that.
Girl, same here. Oh, Rome dropped a touchdown.
Well drop is not being quite fair.
It was contested but had his hands on.
A touchdown would be more accurate if I was to be fair and
balanced. And we know you are going to be
fair and balanced. It's important to be fair and
balanced. That's one thing about this
program. If we allow one side of a take
to have a platform, we also need to allow the other side of the
take to have a platform. Yeah, Speaking of the FCC, it's
that's the rule, that's the law and.
You know, we spread misinformation.
I mean, I've heard Nexstar is actually looking into purchasing
ship chasing. I don't know if you guys can
confirm that, but. We are available for purchase.
Oh man, I'll sell this ship for parts real fast.
That's true. Plus money.
That's true. I I am.
I am the Rachel Maddow of Pete oversets.
Man if I get some shaheed garbage time in this game I'm
not going to complain about anything for the rest of the
day. What are you sweating?
Just open. Just.
Bags He's my second most drafted player.
Damn, you drafted 9% Shaheed. You're joking, but actually I
only I have 16% and that's. My second most.
Drafted player. You're joking.
He has 16% Rashid Shahid and you're joking.
That's not something to joke about.
You have to respect. You have to respect that.
New Orleans is down 38 to three in the first half, and Alvin
Kamara already has 14 carries. They're establishing it this.
Man has $21188.43 of Rashid Shahid and you're joking. $16.00
more than his average player. I I actually ran hot though
Tooting by most drafted player in best ball mania.
All right. So that's good.
That's a real you know, how much do you have?
Like 25 teams or whatever that equates to maybe more.
I'm at 30. That's like 17%. 38.
This is my fourth most drafted player. 38.
You have 38% tootin. I do, Sir.
That's more than I have Tootin. That's amazing.
Yes, did. You Max it show.
No half, about half, maybe 60-70 teams.
That's all I could man. Shaheed for 8 yards.
Davis Like, what is that? Like 2DS at the end.
FCC Can you rest trust 1DS? He did the DS like a
misspelling. You stuttering Davis or are you
celebrating? Don't.
Even know. That's funny.
Rashid Shahid my my, my opinion is that I think the usage for
Juan Johnson and Rashid Shahid is the is the HR meme.
Like they're gonna have like mirrored stats after like 6
weeks, yeah. But one plays tight end.
It's not it's not the HR meme. It's.
Also one one win in the 18th round.
Yeah, that's just like. How?
Fantasy. Football works HR meme ruling I
I thought about it. I thought about your counter
arguments. Final ruling HR meme.
I I understand that Wandell Robinson's had a pretty good
season, but him and Jamar Chase are basically the HR meme.
I mean, I guess. You just compared Rashid Sheed
to Jamar Chase, so I think I've already won.
I think my, I think my philosophical war for Rashid
Sheed. I think I've already gotten
victory. My my big board advance rate is
basically like did Tori Horton do something?
Because he just did. And I'm advancing like like like
almost twice as many teams as I was, but this morning.
So I'm a little bit of big board.
Man, round round 20 by Shel Tootin right?
I I looked this morning. I have 7% Jacori Kroski merit in
the big board, which is like that is that's insane ball
knowing. You, you know, ball.
Especially insane as. You watch college football,
skate park, the Diet Coke. I'm more offended that you had
time to look at your big board exposures before a slate locking
this morning. Like how?
How in the world did you get to that?
Oh, I was. Well, I was looking.
I didn't. Look at my big board exposures.
I looked at my I just know I have a ton of Horton.
So I pulled up the app and saw I was advancing a lot.
Fewer teams that I am. Zach is saying slappy drafters.
Zach is saying slappy drafters are down bad.
See, I can't tell if he's doing a bit bro.
I mean, we are, I guess in some spots, but also we're good in
other spots. No, we're like way up.
I feel like boomer picks, I think there's a few boomer picks
that are doing really well. So like Dean and Javonte is like
definitely like very boomer well.
The whole thing, you got to adjust.
You got a great slackiness on the curve.
It's all for week 50 through 17 and the fact that.
It's hitting. This.
Early. The fact that anything's
happening, we're like. Oh my God, dude.
You know. I shall not not a healthy
scratch week. One right, Let's go, let's go, I
was thinking. Yeah, yeah.
Luther Bird was supposed to have his first 80 yard touchdown in
like week 14. That's that's how it's.
Supposed to go Well hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 6565 please.
I will issue A roll. Apology.
I don't need the FCC getting pissed at me.
Did you guys see the Sage? What they just did?
They were, they're down 38 to three.
They kicked the field goal from the three yard line.
By the way. We could have shipped 1.
And a half over Saints field goals.
Big board exposures since you guys brought that up and I have
a, my number one guy at 40% scored today.
I like IO Manor. Yeah, let's go.
I got a bunch of him too. Nice, I got him in the most
important contest. I called the board for sure
chasing game. Yeah, last ball you have him in
that people. Are last call.
Definitely buzzing about that. Yeah, we're tracking.
People that what the amount of tweets I get about the last call
lineup. So I could.
I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit let down that there's
nothing there to track. Like I, I sort of was excited
about these, you know, the whole thing, how it came together, but
there's nothing to do for another like 3 months.
This is just like an extended training camp for the last call.
Right, It's gonna go for a long time.
This is training camp. The key to the key to last call
is you want a draft guys who are healthy and active so they can't
get hurt before the game starts. Right.
So like many people are saying, Jadon Blue is a last call, last
pick for that reason. Next year you guys should add a
segment called like like first drink and it's it's it's for
weeks one through 4. You also pick a player after
that. You'd have to.
You'd have to do it in the early rounds.
One through 4. You have to have the ADP has to
be early. Make it like a confidence game
where this is my pick and I'm going to you know, this is week
9 drafting this player for week 9.
I mean that's it's a lot, but I like first.
Drink, but we got to do like the first.
It's got to be a player going like the first four rounds or
something. We have time.
Ferguson 7 for 35 first. Wow, that's that.
That is a Jake Ferguson S that line.
Yeah, or Chris a Lave, that's what Fergus A.
Premium was made for baby. Ferguson has more points just
from the tight end premium, or he has equal amount of points
just from the premium to his catches as he has from yards.
Right. 3.5 yes, yeah. Yeah.
The old. Tell me. 1414 Titan Premium
points at half. Tell me what happened in the Jet
game. How did The Jets take the lead?
They blocked the the bucks were up 2620.
Well, they're actually up 261326.
I got, I got LED them down. Yeah.
So they, they they it had gotten to 2613.
Tie Rod let them down through a touchdown to Mr. Lazar.
Is that burden burden's on? Yeah, burdens at the bottom.
Okay guys, this is like embarrassing.
We're not even doing when he gets a catch.
Pat just did 2. Ends for burden on the field.
No, I do. Burden has a snap.
Chat per target I agree is shaheed but chat per snap is
burden. My God, there's a lesson in
that. The Bucks went for a.
Field goal when they were up sticks.
The lesson was to make it 9. They just blocked that field
goal and returned it for a touchdown to go up by 1:00 and
then the Bucks crow for the game-winning field goal, which
was. Not that game was over.
Yeah, all day. It was kind of over and The Jets
almost won, but. But guess it wasn't.
Guess it wasn't Dude, this Niners.
I'm pouring a drink game. Is pure ass.
Let's. Get the SEAL shirt on, by the
way. Yeah, 6, three in half.
People are gonna be, people are gonna be real mad about
Christian McCaffrey. Dude, Christian McCaffrey sucks.
Then when he gets his touchdown in this game, they're gonna look
up. They're gonna see he has 9
receptions, he has 111 scrimmage yards and a touchdown.
They're gonna be like, he was the worst player I've ever seen.
No Davis, you need to hope that he does suck and you can do the
video. Here's why you shouldn't panic
on CMC I've. Already I've already no Pete.
I already have my viral I, I I could do it right now if I
needed to to get ahead. Why the fuck are you on this
program? Pop off.
It's going to. Be get this thing pumping
brother. It's going to be it's going to
be it's going to be Brian Thomas Junior and Travis Hunter and
it's going to be. I don't know what the thumbnail
is going to say yet, but I know exactly what the video is going
to be. 18,000 views, 900 comments.
Beautiful bunch of. People that went viral I I've
been trying to checked out. Don't don't panic about the
rookie running backs because the whole 10, the whole conversation
last week was about the rookie running backs and it'll be it'll
be Travis Hunter this week and everyone will hate it.
And then just like all the rookie running backs basically
got improved, like every rookie bunning back improved their
stock today other than Caleb Johnson.
Man, Congrats to that Eagles guy for scoring on that block kick.
Yeah, that was. But you can't, you can't fight.
You can't fight against the tides of time.
You know the the arc of history is long and it bends towards the
rookie running back. I'm sorry.
I'm not sure the arc of history is bending anywhere good these
days. I've kind of given up on the arc
of history. Well, it is for rookie running
backs. That's true, Yeah.
Judkins, by the way, holy shit. This.
Yeah, Judkins. Judkins.
Yeah, not he looks. Real.
Good. Totally.
Like I could not have been more bailed out cuz like I, I was,
well actually I was overweight Judkins before the, all the
domestic violence stuff came out.
Then I was like fading him through that and then he got
cleared and I was like, I'm gonna be screwed.
And then he just fell again. He fell again because he wasn't
signed and stuff. Right he was.
Crazy man. He was going as late as he was
going like the last week of drafts.
He was going as late as he was going when he was still under
like facing criminal charges. So like I must, I must have like
just windmilled him in at the end because I have 14% in BBM
and I felt like I was fading him like for most of it.
But it must have just been like a massive fucking like all at
the end and which was I think very.
He was AI thought so he was a target.
I thought he was a target. Once he once the charges were
dropped, he was just such a smash.
For. Sure.
And he kept falling like crazy. He kept falling, Yeah.
So I've got a I've got a ton of him.
But people were like, I don't know.
Is there no suspension risk left?
No, there is like. There's some suspension.
There's some, but I would say it's like way under 50%.
Like this is like I'm in 26. Like he was just, he was a
that's. Awesome.
Like to me, if they were going to suspend him, I think they
would have just put him on exempt because to me it's such a
bad luck to let him play and then suspend later, like when
the charges have already been. It's just weird.
So charges were dropped. Like to me, like this was a
classic spot of they they had the meeting, they wanted to make
it look like they they were doing the due process.
And then I think they're just going to quietly let him play
for the rest of the season and never update us on what happened
with the investigation is. Kind of I agree.
So like there wasn't he gets really much I don't.
Think so. The reason that the charges were
dropped in part was because they like there wasn't much video
evidence or anything. Like there was some kind of
thing where they tried to corroborate it with video and
they weren't able to. Video is what would be where if
there was like some video but he was still not going to be
charged criminally, that's where I think like he might still face
a long suspension. I could see them doing like a
one to two game thing just to like, you know, for appearances,
but. Or they save it.
Yeah, but yeah, I don't know people that like this stuff when
I would because I was talking about Judkins on streams and
stuff once. Once he once the charges were
cleared and people would be like, what's the like, what do
you even win when you win what? Are you what?
Are you talking about this guy's a second round pick?
He's like, really? He was a really good prospect.
People, I don't know, people like lost the thread there.
Next week at Detroit. It was the same stuff with the
when Garrett Wilson came in, right?
Everyone was so terrified about the situation.
It was everyone thought they're going to be mega ass running
back and what, what good is that going to do?
Me, yeah, no, that's that's true.
But like he's The funny thing is their line's actually worse than
I thought it would be, but he still looks really good because
he's he was a really good prospect.
He's not like an amazing prospect, but when you're
getting them for free, it's just like it's not something that
should happen. Well, and their defense is going
to keep them in games like they did today.
They just beat Green Bay. Even if it's awesome.
They just beat Green Bay at Detroit week 4, then Minnesota.
Burden. Burden.
No way. Big catch, catch.
Not not a touchdown, but big catch.
How many letters? I'd say. 33 That's where 3 ends.
Yeah. Oh, sorry, just want to get out
out ahead of it before Davis corrects me.
It's not a 30 yard catch. It was 29.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, hey, accuracy matters. Dude Burden looks sick.
Dude, he's gonna hit. He's 6 yards from the 100 yard.
Bonus for your DK best ball bags.
Fuck yeah. Wait wait, do you actually get
bonus on DK? Yeah, it's DK scoring.
Yeah, it's DK. Scoring.
Yeah, dude, I have a bonus burden was going in the one 30s
like you could get him. That was where his ADP was
average. You could he would sometimes
fall to like the 50s one 50s It's he's.
One of my most owned in in Eliminator because he was like
in one fifties, one 60s that time.
So this is going to be a him and Hunter Henry going to put the
goddamn portfolio on their backs.
Can we look, I'm not saying I got yeah.
I still have 21% left to live in the eliminator.
Can we just admit, Davis, that I was correct about DJ Moore being
a worst pick in basketball mania?
Oh no, worst pick brother. No, not a good pick, but not the
worst pick. How about another?
One easily Xavier worthy. Yeah, how about a wipers going
in that round? No, OK, no injuries.
Oh yeah, you got to kick the injury shit out of there, no.
Healthy. Players Ridley was actually a
good pick is the sad part. Ridley maybe?
Pacheco's close. Evan Ingrid.
Goes Pacheco. It's not James Cole.
Evan Ingrid's hurt. It's not James.
That combat. That's combat.
Classic. Yeah, that's worth 4T's.
That's the appropriate number of TS.
Yeah. See, my name really is the.
Appropriate number of TS I. Wish that the TS could get
progressively smaller like. It.
Tells like a micro script. High TS.
So the Yeah.
GG More has two carries today, doesn't have.
Any catches Dobbins? 2:39 and 3:00 for Caleb Williams
in the first half. That's actually sweet.
We got him. We're starting him on Destroyer.
Yeah, man, that was a fucking RJ Harvey scores on that play, but.
100% that was such a. Really good.
Funny call on that play cuz he goes it's a foot race and then
Dobbins just stops. You can.
Hear the You're listening to the broadcast.
Yeah, I can hear. I just have it alone low.
I just have yeah, Redstone on very low.
Touchdown Broncos. I don't know who got it.
Dobbins. Yeah, that's what.
The best success? Is wow.
All right, all right. Three s s How many all.
Right, that is that. Is we are now losing that step
by. This is actually a sick play
from Dobbins. It was a very nice play.
This is a really good play. Yeah, it was.
It's a run. Even though it's a pass, it's a
run. It's gonna count as a run.
It's definitely a run. Yeah, it's.
Like, hey, Troy Franklin. I actually have more Dobbins
than Harvey in best ball Mania so.
I think I might. I've got a bunch of Dobbins and
Eliminator, so that's good. I have 10% of Harvey, 12% of
Dobbins. Wow, step.
No, he's good. The limbs are just so long.
He might have stepped out. No, man, that's all green.
There's green everywhere. Yeah, he didn't even come close
to stepping out. I mean, came close, but not he
didn't step out. He.
Can't, please. Yeah, Dobbins.
Three times. 15% Dobbins in BBM. He can't.
He came close but I'm confused as to why you think he stepped
out is. What that went from, I thought
of giving a lemonade or two. He didn't even come close to
stepping out. It's a great room.
Don't take that from me, please. I have Denver pick of the day.
I really hope that Terry McBride is not on the main BR slate next
week. God he is.
Just enough, enough of. Such a fucking pyramid skew.
Honestly people, we're talking about DJ Moore to bad teams.
Can we get DJ Moore to the Kansas City Chiefs, please?
Seems like a downgrade for the Chiefs A.
Downgrade A downgrade over Taekwon Thornton.
Yeah, I'd probably stick with Taequan.
Yeah, I mean, they still have Royals too.
Yeah, I mean, they got a lot of options.
Royals is Justin Watson won't be.
Able to get back. Justin Watson is.
He tore his on the Texans. He tore his.
I think I would take Achilles less Justin Watson over DJ
Moore. I had a point I was going to
make. I actually Thursday night
against Seattle, by the way, Seattle, Arizona.
That is great news, Chope. Thank you for telling me that.
There's there's one thing I'm excited about for the Kansas
City Chiefs tonight, which is Jalen Royals is going to play.
And that is maybe one thing that could make them slightly more
dynamic on offense. I I don't think it will, but it
could. That's all I got if you're
looking for Chiefs optimism. So we are right back in the ball
game on that Destroyer team with the Dobbins touchdown.
We are now projected to lose by the difference between Iguca and
Ridley, but I think we're just going to win.
Ferguson ends the half inbounds, 8 for 47.
We go to the locker room. I'll be right back. 8 for 47 is
going to be a huge fucking day for him and FFTC.
Man Jordan Love played horrible today.
Yeah, he did, yeah. That like let the Browns back in
the game. It was like, that's like the
shit I've done in video games where it's like, I'm, you know,
I'm kind of like pretty baked and I'm playing as Rutgers and
I'm like, it's in my way through this one.
And then it's like, oh fuck, I threw a pick on my own tent and
now it's tied. Like, what am I going to do?
I've been there, Jordan. You guys Trevor wants us to
build a pick em for for tonight. Should we?
Yeah. No, for tonight, yeah, let's do
tonight. Well, Mahomes rush attempts
over. It's just my favorite.
Problem they're they're up. It's it's dude, it's up really
high. No, it's 5 1/2.
I just bet it. OK, 5 1/2 is a lot of rushing
attempts. No, I don't think that's a lot.
What's he had in the last couple of games?
Well he must have like 8 last week.
He did. He did have literally 8.
I just, I don't think it's a sustainable way for the Chiefs
to play football. No, but they're O and two.
All right, sold. I would take to my my absolute
favorite of the whole this week. He said six and then 8.
Lower rush attempts or lower touchdown for Tyrone Tracy is.
Tracy all time favorite. Yeah, Tracy.
On yeah, that's great. Lower rushing yards, whatever
you want. Love that.
Which one do you guys like more? 25 1/2 rush yards or 7 1/2 rush
attempts lower. I like the attempts more, but
both are good. What?
Sorry, what were the numbers 7 1/2?
And what, 7 1/2 is .9 and then 25 1/2 lower on yards is even?
I think I would just do the yards like, I don't care
whichever. Yeah, let's.
Just do the yards. I'm gonna pull up like.
Scataboo is their Oh, the the charge is humbled.
And I'd, and I'd rather do it that way 'cause like Darius
Davis. Fumble.
'Cause I, I, I don't really want to bet scataboo overs 'cause I
do think that it's really hard to run on the Chiefs.
So I'd, I'd rather do Tracy Unders if we're gonna play it
that way. Yeah, I like lower neighbors
touchdown. Yeah, I mean, lower neighbors is
honestly probably pretty good because the Chiefs tend to be
pretty good at taking. Away this.
This is going to be the most unwatch.
This is going to be such an unwatchable Sunday Night
Football game. Like oh oh.
I got one. I got one, boys.
Yeah, over 1 1/2 field goals. That's really good.
Yeah, that is good. I think I your fucking
wheelhouse. I think I take the yards on
Tracy. Yeah.
We did. We did.
OK, we did you guys OK. Pete, just boost it.
Let's do bucker over 2 1/2. You want to.
Get no, no, the so the thing you, you guys, you guys have to
remember, Andy does go for it a lot.
Does he? Andy doesn't.
Feel like he does. It doesn't feel like he does
because every time he doesn't, you're like, you have Patrick
Mahomes, why are you doing that? All right, we can stick.
With who? Who's scoring A touchdown for
the Chiefs tonight? Noah Gray.
That it's the shoulder meme, the the the meme where the guy looks
at you and says I have a hard truth to tell you and.
No one's scoring a left. Down No one's scoring A
touchdown for the Kidd City Chiefs.
What's actually What's Mahomes's yards on the rushing 1?
Oh, Nicks. Yeah, he had him.
It is. I prefer the longest.
Rush, we're gonna. Get Niels.
Today, oh 27 1/2 on Rush. We're getting Niels today.
They're. Winning.
Honestly, if you wanted to take a Chiefs touchdown, the correct
answer is absolutely Travis Kelsey.
But it's it's, it's unwagerable. I don't want to bet on that.
One point on I don't want that. Hollywood.
Hollywood.
No Hollywood. Is not scoring A touchdown.
Come on. That's a bet.
He's not playing against. He's not.
Playing what? What?
What is Hollywood's line? University.
I'm looking. 54 1/2 receiving yards, 5 1/2 receptions, 10.95
fantasy. That sounds about right, yeah.
Your score is. Is he 2 to one or higher to
score? Probably right?
No 1.22. Your your Chiefs touchdowns.
Your Chiefs touchdowns are Cream Hunt or Travis Kelsey.
No one else is in position to score.
Hunt at 1.36 doesn't feel bad. Hunt Hunt is Hunt will get three
chances to score a touchdown. Then you're.
I don't. Want I don't want hunt touchdown
sweat in my life that just. Sounds like a bad time.
Imagine, imagine, imagine a hunt touchdown being like good for
your team that you root for and just being like.
I'm definitely going to bed for this game.
This looks awful. This looks awful in this.
Yeah, I texted my buddy and I was like, you wanna play video
games all night and not watch that Night Football?
Hell yeah. Well, how come you didn't text
me that? Because that sounds great.
What about Wandale? Where were you at in Wandale?
Wandale, Steve Spagnolo. If Steve Spagnolo.
Can we do a Wandale do this and under yards can we just?
Say Wando Robinson higher than 7 1/2 targets.
I like he's been at 10 and 8 the past.
Two weeks. I love that.
I love that we. Don't even have to worry about
the efficiency. Oh, targets, Yeah, that's
interesting. I love to bet targets for Wando.
If Steve Spagnolo let's Wando Robinson do this to him.
Why? Why wouldn't he just let it
happen? No, he's going to let Wandale do
it to him. He's going to let Wandale have
11 targets for six catches and 39 yards and be perfectly happy.
I think this is the entry right here.
Patrick Balmes higher than 5 1/2 rush attempts, Tyron Tracy lower
than 25 1/2 rush yards, Harrison Bucker threw the uprights twice
and Wandell Robinson over 7 1/2 targets.
Boom, All right, there it is. Saints blocked field goal.
They're getting in on the party today.
Kenneth Walker just jumped over a guy, but the other guy was
waiting for him. Unfortunately for.
Walker Oops, I'm trying to click it.
Sorry I'm. Trying to click it now so.
So Lad is kind of alive again because we're down 7.
Marvin. However, I'm a little concerned
about getting. I had a.
Concern 8 yards. Yes.
Christian McCaffrey, by the way, who everyone has declared dead,
has 6 for 48 as a receiver. It's crazy.
Yeah, just you. Guys in a six, three-game.
I haven't declared him dead. I'm just celebrating how
ridiculous this is. Like he is completely watched as
a runner. I keep calling him Alvin Camara
from last year, but he's like the supercharged 2024 Camara
where he's like still going to win leagues.
Yeah, even though he's. So basically, basically he's
like the season that CMC got hurt and Mike Davis was 90% CMC.
Yeah. He's that is too good.
He's just Mike Davis. He's just Mike Davis.
So like, you know, when Pete and Pat do it and Pat is Davis as
Pat, CMC is Mike Davis as CMC. Chat reporting that Connor's
Connor is down bad. Oh, really?
Really. Yeah.
That actually sucks. Good.
Pretty invested in James Connor and it also sucks for him as a
person. Man, what a had late slate for
running back injuries. Are we having a good season so
far, guys? I'm like one team above normal
in BBM advance rate which for week 3 is like unheard of for
me. Like you should have like a
solid 7%. Cautiously optimistic would be
my. Yes, yeah, I'm, I'm advancing 2
teams more than expected in BBM, which might as well be 100.
She's got me. By the way, I draft.
Yeah, I checked and I was like 17.3%.
Oh no. That.
Looked real nasty. It kind of looked like the first
hit he took. Oh, I'm about to see it.
It's about to. Come, I don't like.
That. Ow ow did.
They identify the body part. Was that his ankle or his knee?
That's his ankle. That might be like really bad.
It could be me too. Because he got stuck in the
ground and then twisted. That might be knee or ankle or
both. The Can we get lads?
Bringing out the cart. Yeah, he's done.
He that's like a that's bad. Oh.
Boy. Play have a.
Knee 49ers defenders all down on the knee like yeah it's.
Jesus Christ. Snapped his leg of port.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
Oh God, it looked bad. That's horrible.
That will be the. 1st. Season ending IR injury to a
running back drafted in the top 100 picks in the last two years
in fantasy football. There were zero last year.
Wow. That fucking sucks.
Right, Eckler, what it is later. Yeah, I thought it was later.
Martin Hampton just got 2 catches in a row.
Wow. One of them is going to come
back for a flag. Good lad.
I have a main event team whose lowest scoring player today is
Genti. How red?
Hey Genti, Genti. I no one, no one will agree with
this. He played his he played his ass
off today. He had he had absolutely no I.
You know what, to be fair, CMC was a top on our pick.
We just knew he was injured before the season started.
It's pretty. Easy to have a decent day when
Trey Tucker's opening up those running lanes.
For you like it? Was I drafted Tucker in
Kentucky? Cut him.
In what? Immediately. 30 round draft. 19
or 20, the end of the draft, just because I had Gino and was
ready to hit, hit the next thing.
How rich. Another another big Hampton
play. Nice.
They're they're declining to show the replay on the Conner
injury. By the way, it's.
It's really bad. I, I, I, I, I, I saw it.
It's if you saw the Chris Godwin injury last year.
OK. Damn, that really sucks.
Yeah, it does. I can't play pick em here.
Pipi against LAD. That sucks so much.
Where are you, Mike? You're.
In Boston, right? Oh yeah.
Basically Canada, but still can't play it there either
probably. I don't know.
Can you, Jake? Depends which province you're.
In Canada, yeah. Just not in Ontario.
Super. Ontario's the only province that
you cannot. That's the closest province to
you, right? Even if you.
Order right over there. Yes, it's a good swim away.
God, that was just like the most blatant offensive pass
interference I've ever seen in my life against LAD.
He just tackled him before he got the ball.
I will Lou, I'll give you APTP tonight or I'll, I mean, I have
no idea if this is going to work or not, but I'm drafting
Burchard Smith and the PTP. There was a there was a good
report. I believe it was James Palmer.
I would need to go double check, but it was basically like, yeah,
the Chiefs are like these running backs suck.
Like Pacheco and Hunt are so bad.
Like we got to get something going, which obviously probably
is not coming from Nagy, but would maybe be coming from like
a positional coach. So I do think there is some
internal frustration. There should be.
Obviously, obviously, I was going to say, obviously there's
internal frustration. They fucking suck.
All right, you guys want to know how to 100 extra money with one
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Robinson, 10 receptions Just a nice little 100 X to feed your
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And and now that and now that you guys saw that and you don't.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you see that and you don't.
Put that in the private chat. Yeah, do that.
That'll help me. It's good.
For you. There you go.
Sorry, Dan. Dan Dan Graziano.
Not, not James Palmer. Oh yeah, I.
Forgot the I forgot to bet our or I forgot to do our pick em
for the main one. What was it again, dude?
Arande Arande, Arande Gadsden as pass catching tight end for the
Chargers is already here in Week 3.
It's wild. People people forget I drafted
Durande Gadsden. Wait, what does this mean?
Not. Anything good?
It can't possibly be good, yeah. It's no.
One no. I dropped Jesus.
Hampton's getting fed in the passing game, man.
Yeah, this is nice. Hampton is going to be a league
winner, dude, people. Are so that's why I had to make
the don't panic video. Dude, now Red zone's showing the
injury, but the broadcast won't. Like, it's not.
I mean, who needs? I don't need to see that.
Nobody fucking needs to see that shit.
Harrison one for six. Yeah, they are showing it.
Dude, Hampton is crushing. What's the no way?
I hate seeing these Tweets. They say that this drop here
should have been a 75 yard TD God.
Here we go. They're going to show it.
Hampton, Hampton Just. Oh my God.
Mark, Jesus Christ. It's so bad.
This is This is so bad. How?
We share this spot if. They go.
Does that make my picam better or worse?
It's just on my screen. Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh. That was even worse than the
tweets. Made that was literally the
fucking. Kid with the beach.
Ball that was like. That was that was really bad.
That was so bad bro. I mean, I think I can defend it
a little bit. He's he's got, he's got 20 yards
between himself and the defender and he has to stop and catch the
ball as a linebacker is about to pop him.
Like really, Can't you just throw the ball like a normal
quarterback? No, but he's expecting the ball
out. He's probably running full
speed. But he had already stopped.
He had already stopped. He had controlled himself.
It was just a plain ass. Drop Davis.
Well, yeah, Yeah, but. If you had that target.
Lad. Against middle schoolers, Yeah.
Well, how many yards would you have had?
That's a 75 yard touchdown. They're not I.
Thought I thought that Marv redeemed himself on the next
play. But then I was like man, Marv
looked better than usual. It was Zay Jones.
If Harrison is McBride and he's in high school and he's in the
end zone, does he catch it? Yes, in high school, Yes.
College, No. He'd gotten.
He'd got what? Was that dude you're the 4th
overall pick? That's so bad, man.
He's already like, he's already John Baldwin, AJ Jenkins to.
Me. Why is he jumping for that ball?
He's he's. He's the all time John Baldwin
defending him. I know he's.
Because. Like real quarterback would have
put put the ball, you know? That's a classic reflex, though.
Like, you know, you're like messing around with your
buddies, you're playing catch and you're like, oh, I'm going
to jump and like, make this one look cool.
Like, it's it, it's, it's like kind of a natural reflux.
Job. Are you trying to make a basket
catch, though? I mean, what's going on there?
This team is. Obviously tough to be like one
of the biggest wide receiver busts of all time, but to be the
to be that and be Marvin Harrison's son, he's crazy.
He's he's fucking Kevin White. He.
Looks terrible. Kevin.
White is in the. Kevin White, by the way, was in
the NFL as recently as 2023. Think about that.
Well, Marvin Harrison was in the NFL as recently as 2025.
Yesterday. Wish you were guys I thought.
I thought he might be able to catch but I was wrong.
God. God, another lad target.
Can this man just catch the football?
Marvin is definitely the Dantavian wix of Amari Cooper's.
All right, guys, I'll, I'll say this.
I should have taken. It's the Jalen Rager of Marvin
Harrison's. But he's actually like nothing
like his dad at all. Like, he's like big and flaking
and awkward and like, Marvin Harrison senior was like small
but like, had great feel. Agile.
Yeah, Zone beater. Yeah.
Hampton Davis, I forgot to tell you how it went when I put your
tweet to Al Michaels. Oh yeah?
What did he say? I forgot I didn't do it.
I was going to I was going to do it.
I was going to say it. I was going to mention the thing
you said and then I didn't say it.
So I need to tell you that. Sorry about that.
I. Was really I was really this?
Was it was the big one. It was the big one from last
week. The big one being a Cleveland.
Brown, the big one that did absolutely nothing for my life.
There's no platform that is more useless to go viral on than
Twitter. Being a.
Cleveland Brown It does nothing for you it.
Was a great line like Mayfield coming back from being a
Cleveland Brown. I'm like, all right, well,
let's, let's build around this because the Bills were the
Browns for many years. Like how did that change?
What happened? Is it just that Josh Allen got
pretty what? What, actually?
Happened. It is.
It's literally just Josh Allen. That's all it is.
You hit on 1/4, you hit on a quarterback and it all changes.
Not just a quarterback, one of the.
Yeah, the quarterback. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Kim and Lamar the 2. People people forget the Chiefs
were like a legit laughingstock. A guy this is. close your ears
if you don't want to hear something that is disturbing.
A Chiefs player killed killed himself in the Chiefs parking
lot. Yeah, that that happened.
That was a real thing that happened.
Like they this was this like 3 years before they drafted
Mahomes? It was Jesus.
Yeah. Early 2000 Tens.
Yeah. Like like a like just like a
crazy out. Like this was like a Browns
level laughingstock organization.
This was a team that had Peyton Hillis like they were a joke.
Tyler think that was like O and 10.
Brodie Castle, Alex Smith didn't throw a wide receiver to a
touchdown for a whole season. Yeah, Tyler Figpen was like O
and 10 and the Bills said we have to have that guy.
Brady Quinn was taking snaps from them.
They were, they were a lot and then they got they got, they got
Mahomes. We honestly for the lad stuff,
we actually don't want them to score here.
Yeah, well, probably it would have been nice if they scored by
throwing it to Lad Baconkey. Yeah.
It's never going to happen. Keenan Allen is stone chalk on.
Oh my God 1.7. Points.
One for seven. Just a very uncharacteristic
Keenan Allen drop. I'm I'm not playing.
That was me. That was tips.
Was it tips? Yeah, the defender hit it first.
It was tips. Oh, OK, OK, OK, I retract that.
I retract that. Sir Tan.
No, Steeleton got a hand on it. DeAndre.
Swift, I'm behind 4 rushes for. Five depends in coverage.
Yeah, but he's got like 50 yards receiving, so you know.
Michael Wilson, the best player on the Cardinals, Yeah.
Every single time that there's like a tall cuz, Michael Wilson,
Zay Jones and Marv all look the exact same.
All look the same. Big stiff.
That might actually be bearish when you think about it.
It's just that, like, you know, if they catch the ball, it's
probably Michael Wilson or say, Jones.
McBride. Can McBride just do a thing like
a real, like a real, meaningful, cool thing?
Nah, I don't. Think we're allowed to have
that? It's not that kind of show.
I don't think he's that type of player.
There's one receiver in on this plane.
It's not Marvin Harrison. It'll always be Michael Wilson
for the one wide receiver stuff. Well, it's Zay Jones, actually.
Davis. Jesus.
Benson. That's worse.
That's. Hard zay, Yeah.
That's 10. So Trey Benson is, is this
year's like Bucky Irving, Chase Brown, I guess.
Probably they liked him already. They liked him already.
Yeah, like his role. So it's important to note that
like last year, Benson was only an early down backup and the
line of Demarcato was playing all of the long down and
distance stuff. They might like eventually
revert to that with Benson taking all the early down stuff.
But it was a level of trust that they showed in him that they
didn't last year. So there there is upside for him
to just be a complete every down horse with Demarcato just being
like a breather back, like, yeah, he he's gonna be a smash
this year. Did you guys like him coming out
horrible? Did you like Benson?
I liked him coming out. Yeah, yeah.
I didn't draft a ton of them this year though.
No, neither do I. Neither did I, I meant like 4
and I was in on Connor this year too which stinks.
Yeah out of his class which was obviously wrong.
Like he was like my pre draft RB1I.
I thought he was really good, but.
Trifesto did like Swift run. Oh, did he get a question?
No. No, come on Swift, it's 15
yarder. Come on, Swift.
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Ship cast. Instigator with his super chat
sends it a $50 super chat to stay on a BBM6 scale of zero to
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We're all going to. We're doing all my.
God, dude, Benson. Oh, that.
Was Demarcado. That was Demarcado.
One second I got to come on Demarcado.
I love a game show. I don't think I have anything to
write with down here, I just have nicotine.
I don't you can use fingers but. You got to like, you got to.
Lock it in, you know you're not allowed to change.
Actually, her finger people go up first, which I am does.
Demarcato wearing 31. Remind anyone of David Johnson?
Get a little wistful. No tents, no fractions, just
whole numbers. No, I, I I like, I like
fractions personally. David.
Johnson, the only player I've ever been.
Right, I can go first. So sorry.
Sorry, what's the exact question here?
00's A. Buck on a scale of zero to 10
BBM, yes. BBM I don't have any I don't
have. Any I'm going to, I'm going to
tents. I I went to tents as well.
Who doesn't? If you, if you wrote it down,
you're not going first. It's people who didn't write
down that are going to go first here.
OK, I wrote it. Down.
Ready. All right, Pat, you're first. 5.
Davis, What are you, Jacob? 5.1.
Mike 7.2 and then I'm the Bear 3.9.
That's the that's the the PROE Shope.
Shope knows about the PROE. I thought about four.
I went to five on PROE. A second round pick.
The opportunity cost on him is pretty massive, right?
You were taking him over Jonathan Taylor.
I mean, it is often. That's the one.
That's the one guy. That's the one guy.
You could have taken TI. Think about Harrison junior, how
low O until B? That's the only thing Taylor was
doing or Lab Mcconkey was going. Taylor is the one guy.
We picked Mcconkey in the main event because we didn't want
A.J. Brown.
Well, that could be wrong. We didn't want Josh Jacobs, we
didn't want Higgins. We didn't want, you know,
Hampton. I went 5.1 because I, I still
think like the results to date obviously suck, but the fact
that the Chargers have been so pass heavy and been good at
being pass heavy. Naji's out for the year, that's
going to make them even more pass heavy because they don't
really have any second running back.
I think that. I think that you just still have
to kind of zoom out and be like, Ladd is still really good.
There's no reason to think he's not.
Even if we are now learning that like QJ is probably way better
than we thought. I still think Keenan probably
slows down over the course of the season.
I think he's a guy that you'd be excited to have on teams.
They're advancing. Yeah.
If you discard my my vote because I'm a guest on the show.
No, it counts for. The record.
I'm pretty tilted by this comment.
Davis and I both said 5, Jacob said 5.1, and then we get agree
with Jacob 5.1. Sharp.
The margins matter. The margins.
Matter. I guess JSN was the pick I.
Guess and was the thing. Yeah, well, that's what I was.
That's what I was thinking about because I, I, well, I have
Adams, Devante Adams. Is certainly in that conference
too. I have, I have a main event team
with Gretch and Lawrence Bailey where the team is like actually
it's looks like it's going to be really good because we have a
few late hits. We have like Judkins, like the
14th round. We have Rice coming back with
Scataboo. We have Fan and and Juan
Johnson, but like the one thing that's not very good about the
team is we did an A.J. Brown lad 2-3 turn.
We started with Gibbs and I was trying to think like who would
have been the pick? And it's like I guess would have
been JSN. I don't think we ever would have
considered doing JSN head of ladder AJ.
So it's like doesn't feel that bad.
But yeah, that's that's probably the guy in hindsight you want at
that spot. Well, we, you, I mean, we talked
about it on a lot of the, the streams and drafts.
I mean, we did it with Gretsch too.
That early third round was tough.
Like we pulled up at Aurora there in one spot.
It was kind of like whoever you want because.
There was no We pulled up the third string running back on the
New England Patriots there. Antonio gifts his back up.
Famously. More fumble next.
We're going to be moving in the right direction.
It's all right. It's a really fun team though.
How about how about Caleb Johnson being active today as
the running back four? I thought that.
How many touches did he have I. Don't think he played on
offense. Lam is out, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, wow. Kinda knew that Charlie Devante
Adams feels like the answer right now as a 32 year old
player on September 21st please. No, don't do that.
The whole thing with Devante is he's gone off in the week
seventeens. Every year we've had this
conversation in the offseason, he's the least fade late of the
older veterans out there has. Monte been.
That great. Like, so like today he had
eight. Three.
No, I mean, he hasn't really been that awesome.
He was 84510. Then obviously last week's good
1361-O61. This week he was 83561.
Like he had a touchdown. He did nothing else the entire
rest of the game. He has a massive target here.
His A dot is awesome. The explosive plays are there.
He's never getting double because Puka's on the field.
Like he's a red zone 1. He got another red zone target
today outside of that touchdown. James Connor ruled out, By the
way, Jacob Wallace could be updated on that.
He's. I think he's been rolled out for
the season. Sort of getting into the idea of
just teeing up Jacob with, you know, news he already assumed or
knew or just it's just too far beneath him to even.
All right. Lamb is out.
Connor is out. Blank is out.
Dude, he looks like a young Mike Davis You.
Got to give it to him. Did we get a?
Did we get a big one? Yeah, no, it really wasn't.
That big Two wives. Three wives at the most.
Are they just going to make DJ more?
I think they're just going to make DJ more of their RB one and
then they can make Burden their starting wide.
Receiver. Well, yeah, I mean if, if, if,
DeAndre, if. Yes.
Dude, to me a first down is a is a touchdown when it comes to
Luther Burden. Yeah, that.
Speaking of bears rushing attempts.
Dude, McCaffrey, actually, that was a nice run.
That was a nice run. Oh, nice play.
That was a really nice run, all right.
Maybe he's got a little juice left.
It's, it's got to be so rough for Swift and then maybe even
more rough for Monongai that they're like, all right, like
Swift socks we got. It's way more.
It's way more they're. Giving carries to like more.
They're giving carries to burden like they're anything.
Bears and Williams next week, by the way.
Tom Brady, yeah. And Caleb.
Yeah, yeah. And anything but Roshan Johnson
getting the rock. That seems to be the the key.
Yeah. Like that was just DJ Moore or
No, that was Swift. Nevermind.
It's kind of like you think that DJ Moore getting used as a
running back is kind of bullish and then you're like, oh, did I
just spend a fourth round pick on Trek Cohen?
Yeah, damn. A lot of yeah, but.
We get a lot of this stuff. They're still playing their
starters. That's.
Yep, they're playing a lot of Rattler.
All right, we need it. We need a.
We need. 3 lad receptions on this drive.
This is what's a third and 16, so we need one right now.
Oh. He's their wide receiver, too.
And it, and it was a it was a check down to Hampton.
This is some crazy work by Donnie Watson.
Had a had a burden team in the play action on DK today.
Well, easy to do on site credits.
I I think that was is ultimately my favorite bit from basketball
Bros. I think the site credits guy
site credits is is the best bit. Yeah.
Integrity Protectors had its moment in the sun last week
after Joe Burrow with a toe injury.
Yeah, it burned brightly and quickly.
The integrity protectors, do you understand slubbing off the
field? For fuck sakes.
For Kyle Manung guy, right? For Kyle Manung guy.
Pure Soul 1L. All right, I don't.
All right, dude, Manung Guy, he's like so good at breaking
tackles that it's bad. Wait, I'm so excited to see this
run as a Manung guy hater tackle.
He just kept. He would not have lost 6 yards.
There why? Why did he stay up?
OK, he he like bounces off a dude, but he like.
Bounces back Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no wow.
John Candy is RV 2 for the bears.
John going. The wrong way.
Saints. Saints are in the red.
Zone the wrong way and and some goal line.
Sequence Who wants to tell 2 Bros here?
Sorry brother, you got to take that to the ETR discord.
We almost were high on a Roshan and we're kind of like, is he
definitely the RB? Two, I was I was for like AI was
high on Rochon for a while and and.
Yeah, yeah, horrible. It was about a week and then we
were like, I never, I might not be the RB2.
And given how bad the other RB2 is, that's really bearish.
Mac Jones is walking like he's not sure his Achilles is intact.
He's sort of just sort of stepping funny and like my
still. Let's get the CMC touchdown I.
Need an A lava touchdown? Sure, please.
Short. Yeah, I have a lot of Roshan
part. Part of it is just like, I
think, and I've maintained that I'm correct in this.
I think that Kyle is like so awful, but I just couldn't
envision that Roshan wouldn't be the RV 2.
And I maintain that Kyle is that bad, but clearly they think
Roshan's even worse. The bit from the From Coach Big
Index was that he was never once asked about Roshan the entire
offseason. Yeah, which tells you something.
Here we go 4. Shanahan is Shanahan is so ready
to kick this. Oh, he's definitely kicking
here. He loves to kick these.
He loves the kick man. Nobody loves me.
Call time out. And you, you know, you know,
he's like, dude, Kyler could lead that 99 yard touchdown.
Driver. Oh no.
Who is The Who is the San Francisco 49ers third string?
Quarterback Mac Mac. Jones is really hurt.
He he couldn't even, he couldn't even do that hand off.
Yeah. It was was pretty.
Is he healthy or I mean, is he is he acting?
Oh. He's not.
Active. No, he's not.
Davis, you will appreciate this. Guess who they're?
Guess who the backup quarterback is today?
Is it in the? Name you're familiar with?
No, it's a name you're familiar with as a graduate of
Manhattan's finest university. It it can't, it can't possibly
be, who would it be? Adrian.
Martinez. Oh my God, is it really?
Adrian Martinez. Oh, the. 4th down play.
Penalty, right the 4th down play stuff.
They're going to get stocks, by the way.
That does feel like a penalty. Adrian Martinez.
He might be. It might be kind of fun to watch
him play in an NFL game. UFL Legend.
He was at Nebraska for a while and then Kansas State, right?
Yeah, he transferred. He played one year.
AK State.
Yeah, I just remember him being like a factor in my life for a
long time in Nebraska and never being good.
I want to say he played for the Bo Pelini Nebraska teams.
He. He did, and then he was also.
There. No, he was.
He was late. He was too late for Bo Pelini.
He was Scott Frost era. And then he missed Matt Rule
entirely. Yeah, he would have been.
He was Scott Frost. Jeez.
Jack Stoll, Yeah. Not that's that is not Roshichi
Eater Jawan Johnson. I don't even know who he plays
for. Oh, is that for the Saints?
Yeah, but Jawan Johnson just got fucking vultured by Jack Stoll.
It was a pretty sick catch, to be honest.
Jack, Jack, Jack Stoll my. Touchdown.
Jack stole your touchdown. Bird and catch.
Oh yeah. That's how you use him.
Nice. Man, I actually could use a
Caleb Williams aroma. Dunes a touchdown.
Chalk. Donk they have to stop giving
that shit to Zacchaeus it's so much better.
Who scored for Chicago? I saw they just got a touchdown
on 4th and goal. I like to obviously, you know,
I'll make fun of people that are like super hardcore fans.
DJ Moore. DJ Moore touchdown.
Worst worst pick in best ball mania?
Maintain that to be true. RV One.
Wow. Yeah, the Cowboy said.
DJ Moore is not involved in this game.
We don't have to cover him anymore.
Oops. Whoa, Zacchaeus, I'm nuts.
There, he's legitimately uncovered.
As soon as Burden came off the field, I started.
That's like the most open I've ever seen anyone in my life.
Yeah. Unfortunately, the Cowboys
defense had even less respect for DJ more than I do.
All right, well. What, like, how did he get lost
here? So he's running.
He's running in, he's running it in.
Oh, and then whoever this guy is #20 something, he is just kind
of hanging out, not really covering anybody.
So the winning team right now, Peter in the BR.
I'm seeing Marv with four VS. No PMR, right?
What? Yeah, no PMR.
He got he got 6 yards, Marv 4. VS 1st 6 yards.
Marv is to the level where he should that should.
Be VS you know not not how it. Started so well with with the
immediate alave Aubrey, but seems we're not getting there.
He should already be there, man, He had.
It all right, Peter. I have a team that if Dallas
scores here is it's in 106th in the main.
BR Caleb Williams, Jonathan Taylor, Jordan Mason, JSNDJ
Moore, Jake Ferguson. Nice.
So I need AI probably. Guess I need a.
Ferguson Tud here. I'm at my best is in 91st with
Kenneth Walker going. I don't.
Know is he gonna be done going in this is he done?
I I have a thinking feeling you'll be watching more George
Helani than you'd like in this fourth quarter.
But for the people in my mengis that were saying that I had to
get ready to learn George Holani, this week is one touch
so. I did.
I did see, I did see you try and get a a bet against someone on
his snap share, which I thought was good angle shooting from
you. Yeah.
This will be This will be the
third straight week I have a team in the top 100 in the main
VR without. A shipper.
You see the virtual measurement that just happened in the
charger game. Yeah, so.
So like the it's the first one I've seen in the regular season
and it was a yard short. Do you really need to resort to
the Hawkeye technology when it's literally a yard short?
It looks like a video game from like 1999.
Like it's not cool looking, it's bad.
Next play is good. Uh oh.
Something. Yeah.
Like they're trying. I think they're trying to avoid
having to use it like they're just sort of having the line
judge do this. The space ref is telling them
just keep going. Pace of play I think is more
important than accuracy here. We had, I don't know if it was a
challenge or what. It's a yard short.
There's no. No time.
You don't even need it. Also it's just if the ball is
where some guy put it you know? It's not like some hyper
accurate measure of where the ball was at the end of the
previous play, it's just where a a dude happened to think it was.
So the chains are like the problem with the chains are the
chains. The chains are fine.
They're always 10 yards. Like it it it works it's a
decent system. The issue is the spotting of the
ball. Yeah.
Yeah, when people said that like they were going to do this, Bo
Nicks might be concussed. No, he's fine.
He was just adjusting his helmet.
When people said that they were going to do this stuff, like I
thought that it was, they had like a laser in the ball where
they'd always know where it was. And then like some guy would
buzz in and be like boop, boop, boop, and then they put the ball
there. I didn't.
I didn't know this was just getting to change, which is not
the real. Problem.
Oh, Franklin, come on. Man, if you're a player, by the
way, who might have your most some of your faculties and might
be concussed, you're going to play with your helmet.
That's what you're going to do. You're going to avoid having to
leave the game. These guys know a lot about what
to how to get away with it. Yeah, that's a rough one from
Frank Daddy over there. It was coming back anyway at
least, but rough to see. See Benford go out in the Bills
game late the past Davis, you tweeted about it.
The pastor Tyreek that he stopped the deep.
Yeah. Vintage Tyreek.
Literally it's like the easiest touchdown he's ever.
Right, so the safety rap comes across and just clips Benford in
the head. Benford has a concussion
history. He flops to the ground and they
come out, They're sort of massaging his ribs.
He walks out, they report wind knocked out, and he's on the
field. On the next drive against the
Ravens in the playoffs, Benford was concussed.
They cleared him for Kansas City and he got concussed
immediately. Oh.
My God, they. Cost the bills the game.
Wow. Circumstantial, right, Jacob?
That's what you would say in court.
Circumstantial that. Is correct.
The fire just hit Turpin real hard in the head.
Oh. He had a neck injury last week,
too. Oh, there he is on the field.
If they. If the Cowboys score a touchdown
here, are the Bears still trying?
Hell of a job to find out for it or to hang on to it.
Yeah, I think that they're still trying.
I mean, Ben Johnson comes from like the Dan Campbell world.
So yeah, they tend to lean on you.
And it's he wants, obviously, he wants Caleb to feel good about
himself. Yeah, like they didn't, they
didn't play well as a team the first two weeks.
They're playing well today. Like, why not?
Why not just keep it going and just keep the good juices
flowing? How does San Francisco not win
that game? Look at the Cardinals.
Safety Kyler just committed a safety.
Kyler just got a safety God. He's so that was really bad.
He's like. I have them.
I have them, He was. In the end zone, got back out of
the end zone, went back into the end zone.
It's a he's a that was, come on. He's not a good quarterback.
Yeah, they already punted, so it's not going to be.
Like what? What are the what are the
Cardinals do? Because The thing is, they're
not actually that bad. So like they're they're.
Probably not that good. Again this year, no, but like
they're going to be mid like they're going to they're going
to have between like what, 7 to 9 wins probably.
So I think Kyler still costs a bunch of money.
What's his dead cat? Let me take a look at.
I don't. Do you think they have the
coaches? They're so boring, like they
don't do anything creative. I I think I just a clean house.
I'm like, you guys aren't good enough really.
Maybe you're good enough to be coaches, but you're not good
enough to do anything with Kyler.
Let's see our reference this year.
They're alive to win today. It looks like if they were to
cut them, well I can't tell what the dead cat means.
I guess the dead cat, is that like is the dead cat mean you
cut them before that year or after that?
Year. Yeah, I'll look at it.
Cap 2025. If there's dead cap it makes it
harder to cut them. No, but I mean like it says dead
cap 2025 is 100 million, dead cap 2026 is 58,000,000.
So I assume that means 58,000,000 is the relevant.
They can't cut them until 2027. If you want to get out, you try
to trade them and the question becomes, does anybody want to
trade for Kylie Murray? Because it's the cap.
Well, Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson happened.
I mean, they do cousins. They do happen.
So, so next year they have a 53% cap, $53 million cap hit, $57
million dead cap. So they would cost themselves
money to cut them. They cost themselves like $4
million. But it's still like sort of a
net gain almost to do that like if you can.
No, you, you pay, no, you advance money on to the cap.
So instead of having a yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't work.
You eat 4 million extra to not have a quarterback.
It's fine, yeah. You still do it.
The caps always going up. You'd still do it.
You just get rid of the coaches. I don't, And then you bring a
new problem. It's not like a huge problem,
but they're not like a huge win either.
And so you're just like, let's give someone one more year, see
if they can salvage Kyler, and if they don't, then we'll cut
him after 2026. Like, yes, I don't know.
I don't feel like, I don't feel like Gannon is very high on
their list of problems. Like he inherited a horrible
team. He like made them respectable in
in two years like and they had one of the worst situations in
the league. Their defense, which is like
what he does is like pretty good.
It's. Fine, it's fine, defense.
They're also tied in the fourth quarter at San Francisco.
And if they win, they'll be 3, you know?
They're about to lose to Mac Jones like this isn't some
incredible. Defense, I mean, their defense
is going up six points today. I wouldn't say it's the
defense's fault. I know, but it's like.
If they win in San Francisco, which they're they're close to
doing, they'll be sure you know. I wouldn't be worried about
losing Gannon. Fair enough.
I don't. I don't know that he's like a
brilliant coach but I just, I don't think that he is to blame.
No, Kyler's to blame. Kyler's definitely to blame, but
you have Kyler under contract 100% next year.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare is to blame.
Throw a Kyler Hail Mary, right? That's what you got to do.
Otherwise, you're just throwing away next season, too.
Apparently you didn't see the Harrison.
Drop. All right, here we go.
Here we go. Classic, classic George Pickens.
I'm about to be tilted. Yeah, I'm about to be tilted.
Oh yeah. So.
Pick too. Wow.
That was also classic Christian McCaffrey.
And then this side of this box where he like almost dropped it
and somehow didn't like throw it off his kneecap.
Tremaine Evans, man, game's over.
That's. Right, that game's over.
Dude that is like a perfect set man.
If you're at beach volleyball, just.
Yeah. Here's the way I'd put it.
The Cardinals are in late swap territory, right?
This, they're, they're already like, things have gone wrong and
they are locked into a certain percentage of their lineup.
So they need to they need to take on some additional risk.
Chris Alave is PP for the long shot to a degree that I did not
know he was capable of. This is really I'm sorry Chris
Alave. Sorry Chris Alave, I was not
familiar with your game. I think he was capable of this
man. Where is Kendra Miller?
Still in the game? Kendra Miller is in the game.
I know, but why isn't it just only Kendra Miller?
We have a team that we need Alvin Kamara to get us some
points. That I I can respect that.
If you want to trade Kamara, he's out of the game.
Like he's still running up the mid, up the middle.
But if you auto drafted him at the 411 you need him in the
game. I'm not talking about your
teams, I'm talking about the. Saints.
Why would he still? Be get your priorities in.
Order I'm on the wrong show at the moment.
What? What are they?
What are they doing? It's the same question with the
Saints all the time. Why would Camara be getting
yourself? The militaries let's.
Go. Yeah, I think he hauled it in,
man. About time.
Saints. I couldn't see it because the
goddamn shadow in this stadium. By the way, when you guys watch
these afternoon 49ers games, aren't you just so tilted
there's not a baseball diamond in the middle of it?
Yeah, I am for. Sure, I love.
I I hate it the. Diamond.
I hate it. I really missed that about
Oakland. Yeah, Oakland.
Yeah, that was the big one. Such a classic.
Yeah. And then Candlestick Park I.
Definitely, I believe that Rizzy P reception just put me into the
money on FanDuel. FanDuel cash is actually as easy
as people told me it was for all the time.
You're you're following the Levitan migration of cash.
Game I played up I played on DraftKings too and I have the
nuts there but I just I'm also playing on FanDuel with with
cashing easily with CD Lamb. Wow.
Keenan Keenan on the board reception from Keenan Allen Not
lad though. It's never going to be LAD.
Never going to be lad. Well, you want to.
Talk baseball diamonds. Whenever you want to talk
baseball. Diamonds.
Belcheck Touchdown. Yeah.
Wow, not what the CMC boys need he's got.
He was wide open. Jesus fucking Christ.
Mac Jones topping it out. Come on, Adrian Martinez could
have thrown that. Let A let a let a good man from
Kansas State University flourish.
You can't even walk. What's the What's the most
successful NFL quarterback to ever come from Kansas State
University? Has there been one?
Yes, Josh Freeman. Oh yeah, yeah, good call.
Colin Klein was a coach for a while.
I think he still is. Texans.
He's he's coaching somewhere for sure, isn't he?
He's yeah, he's the OC for A&M. Michael Bishop had.
Oh. Well known to me, Michael
Bishop, he has a Blue Bomber. Yes.
Yeah, yeah. I watched some CFL game
yesterday, Red blacks, blue. Bombers.
Yeah, that was our. Game.
Watched the first half of that game.
Yeah, we emerged victorious. Chris Strevler quarterbacked us
to victory. Chris Strevler Davis, come on,
You got to eat Strevler. Yeah, he's our backup.
Our our starter is Zach Kolaros, but he's injured right now.
I mean, Will Howard, Will Howard is going to be a division
winning quarterback after Aaron Rodgers has to retire.
Yeah, another DJ. Moore reception -5 Yards.
How did Pittsburgh get away with that today?
That's another team that I forgot one.
It doesn't feel like it's turnovers, Yeah.
Dude, Jalen Warren that I am, I some things have been annoying
about how Bayesian I was in terms of like just like
forgetting guys immediately. Like one thing that obviously
really is I'm glad is that I was not stubborn on Caleb Johnson
that I just realized the wind was going away from Caleb
Johnson and just totally giving up on that.
I'm a why just I'm very, I'm very happy because 2024 Davis
would have just been very stubborn and kept counting the
button. There was a point it I.
Was in the leg up rankings. I wasn't taking Johnson 6, but I
then hammered him very late and that obviously feels bad.
There was a point in the leg up rankings where I think he was
the only rookie. We weren't ahead of ATP on like
it was like fairly early on, but we we got.
Kind of guys. Amari and Hampton is going to
have like 80 catches this year. They should keep throwing in the
ball. Margo needs dinner.
I'll be right back. Like I, I, I'm understand what
makes I'll see what my exposures are.
Cuz I mean, I definitely would have had not that it matters
what price you drafted Gale Johnson at this point.
But yeah, so I still have more Warren than Johnson.
Like I only have 6% Johnson cuz I didn't collect them until like
the very end. But I definitely wish that I had
just not clicked them at the very end.
I have one BBM of Johnson and I think I'm 2% overall.
Yeah, I do have 11% worn at least.
People asking how is everyone's attorneys going to?
Today. I've had I've got a decent
little sweat here. Yeah, I've had a couple teams at
the top of the de bomb, but they keep dropping.
Davis, what's your sweat? Here I just put it in the share
the screen. Also, I'm going to have to dip
here in a second guys I have to help out with.
I'm I'm quad quad min caching from 5 different main slate
lineups so that I'm I'm basically sweating and getting
my money back. Yeah, yeah, I got nothing
interesting. I I'm going to definitely cash
in the power Suite, which was the lineup I was sweating
earlier, but that that died a long time ago in terms of doing
anything more than. If we get Caleb DJ Moore
touchdown on this drive and then a Jake Ferguson garbage time,
I'm how many points back am I from 1st 123?
I, I, I mean, I'm actually like within shouting distance in
this. I mean, I assume I'm blocked
with a fair number of Caleb teams, but probably not.
More guys. Marvin Harrison apparently set a
catch. He's at 44 yards.
Hey, we need more. We still need three more lad
catches, but Marvin might. Do this part, lad.
What? Was the over?
No, Marv, we, we're, we're a yard.
We're 2. Yard 3 Yard under.
Oh, come on, they're down. Let's go.
We got. Come on lads, come on, come on
lad. We need three more lads but
overtime. Oh, they did a flea flicker
again. God, they did a flea flicker
again. Then Caleb ran.
Oh. That's fun.
Hey Show, I have to go do some dad duty.
Can you keep these these guys in line here for me?
Happy to How long do we go? No, pour yourself another drink,
bud. Normally we've been going
through Sunday Night Football and then doing like a little
hour post game after Sunday Night Football.
And then you sort of. Go all day tomorrow and then
through the Monday night game. Yeah, the YouTube algorithm.
Just really like a. Long stream, so just kind of
keep it rolling. I'm good until the end of the
late games, these games. Yeah, Yeah.
That's that's yeah, that's all right.
That's actually when. We go.
Someone text me if lad catches 4 balls in a row here God.
Horrible, we all will 4 wives in Maconkey when that happens.
Now they're not even going to go for it anymore because he lost
too many yards. Probably.
They're going to probably punt. They're going to punt.
We could all, we could all get it on, you know, it could just
be 1 crazy final drive. Well, it's got to be over.
I I guess something something I did not do proper with my
analysis for LAD was I assumed he would kind of be the
beneficiary of this insane Broncos pass rush, but they
haven't even had time to do the quick hitting stuff.
No, it's just, it's literally just Hampton.
Yeah. So.
Hampton's gonna have a monster. Marv apparently had another.
Interference to the one. Classic Marvin Harrison.
Dude.
Probably just not have an arm at all.
Well. No, no he doesn't.
Yeah. So just what is the number on
Marv like if he was to catch a 1 yard touchdown?
One yard would be good. Yeah, yeah.
OK. See, here's another one.
This is in my defense from the earlier point, the 33 yard catch
he made, he caught it and is again turning back, looking at
the linebackers. Why isn't he looking up field?
The ball is short and then he sort of, yeah, burns his.
Shoulder like what the fuck bro just catch the ball you.
Got to catch that. Though, catch it and run.
Wait. Yeah, like just catch the ball.
Now you're talking about the touchdown, the end zone.
Yeah, the touchdown. Well, all of them.
I mean just like catch the. Ball, you're a receiver.
But the good play. You're a wide.
You're a receiver. Receive.
The good play is weird. The good play is also weird
because it's under thrown and he has to come back.
Didn't get it? Yeah.
Benson So I. Guess do we want?
Do we want quick Broncos? Do we want the Broncos to score
or do we want quick turn versus the charters?
No, we want overtime to be in play.
We want, we want over to oh, McBride touchdown.
You're whoa, Really. No way.
For real. No one has ever seen.
Nope, no one. This is never.
I've never ready. Folks, it's the it's the move
landed. The clips it's.
An I never prepared for this eventuality.
Wait. Don't look directly at.
It Oh my God. They're directly in the eclipse,
no? Look to the side.
Oh. You're kidding, dude.
I'm looking at the TV which is almost as bad.
Ray. McBride.
Ray McBride scored a touchdown. And it's not a Guinea.
It was like threw that. Ball that was not It wasn't a
Gimme. It was not.
A Gimme. It was a good throw and catch.
Wow, they go for one. Let's make it 837 left.
Wow, there's a lot of game left in this one.
Yeah, so we need we need a quick Broncos punt.
We need the Chargers to tie it and get like one or two lad
catches on that drive and then lad can hit in overtime is that
the Cardinals game is tied. So like the Cardinals are going
to have? He'll need like 2 yards from
it's 45 1/2 and he has 44, so we need 2 yards.
Who? Harris Harrison here.
OK, we need. 2 yards. We need 2 yards.
We'll get it. It has to be receiving, right?
Leveled. Oh man, receiving.
We'll get it. They call.
You'll get in. How many?
How many catches do we need? They fucking called rough in the
past. 3 So we need three more Jesus.
OK, it's possible. I can't I I am so stunned.
McBride, OR. Yes, and it and it wasn't that
it wasn't a Gimme is is just insane.
Dude this fucking Ferguson game is insane.
He has 12 for 70 just like the most like unhelpful performance.
Like he's gonna have like Ferguson, EPA per target today
is gonna be like -0.06 and you can have like 32 FFPC points.
Started him in multiple FFPCS. Yes Davis, you and I are 1-2 in
our dynasty league going into this week.
I. Don't understand how that.
That team might have is disgusting good though.
No, you're in second. Fake second.
Real first. No actual second.
If you were Jim Harbaugh, yes. Would you rather have third and
11 down seven with six minutes to go or second and 20?
I think I'd rather have third and 11.
He's. 2nd. And 22nd and 20 and he's it's
not going to well, you would have rather had second, you
would have rather had third and 11:00 because it's going to be
third and 12, but with a minute less on the clock.
Same difference, I can get 9 anytime I want on 2nd and 20.
Right, cuz you're going to back up.
Well the the clock element I didn't consider before.
That's what I'm saying like so now it's now it's so that it's 1
yard longer. But they did.
I don't think the one yard is worth 40 seconds.
No, I agree with that. I was thinking about more in a
vacuum. I wasn't considering the clock.
Same, Franklin. Yeah, it was a nice one.
I thought he was going to get a loss of two.
He squeaked out of a tackle and then Knicks is going to run for
it and he Oh my God, what a run. Holy shit, that was a crazy good
play from him. I don't know if he got it or
not, but he got really. I don't know if his knee hit,
Yeah. Did his knee hit there?
He got way closer than it looked like he was gonna get.
They're not giving it to him. They're not giving it to him.
We don't, we don't think, Sean. Payton is gonna be no, we, we
want them to we well. You're saying they're not giving
it to them but. We want.
We haven't yet seen the official measurement from He didn't get
it. From Hawkeye he is short.
No, we don't want them to go for it because either often of them.
Going We just don't know until we see the Hawkeye, you know?
Wow, Peyton, you are. Coward.
All right, they're punting. Sweet.
All right. What a coward.
That was like, that was like not even a yard.
It's nice to be on the right side of cowardice for.
That was like 4th and seven inches.
Side of coward. You know, it's so frustrating
when the cowardice caught, when the cowardice gets you a drive.
The cowardice police come roaring in.
Yeah, on the wrong side of that street.
Corinne, do the share screen again.
Anthony Del Anthony Del Molino like please look up oral
fixation. Oral fixation yeah.
So I am AI am a Roma dunes a garbage time touchdown on this
last for the Wildcat. I don't I don't think I'm
blocked. I guess I didn't look that
close. None of these teams have Rome.
None of these teams have Rome.
They're they're actually I'm blocked by 1 Rome so I can get
second. I can get second.
Let's go. Oh man, that would have been
that would have been like, I would have had to just quit
Best. Ball Dallas gets the first on
Ryan, Illinois. That was almost like a 75 yard
QJ touchdown. Dude, fantasy flock brother.
QJ most drafted player. He's rich.
Another Ferg catch. OK, well maybe I'm more live in
the main BR. Dude Ferg is like death by 1000
fucking one point twos with Jake Ferguson.
Nice SO. Really, really any by.
The. Way any Caleb any actually
either Caleb passing touchdown to DJ Moore or Rome is good for
me today. So I do need AI do.
Let's go, David. Let's get it. 13 for 82 is a
preposterous stat line. Ferguson.
Is going Ferguson is going this fucking Ferguson game is going
to end the like concept. Oh.
Scoring. It's Turpin.
Yeah, Turpin, Turpin. Looks good man, Turpin.
Ferguson going off like he's Kellen Winslow in Miami.
Dude. Yeah, he looks.
Just like exhausted, completely wiped.
I don't even, I don't even think he's injured.
I think he's just like tired of carrying this offense on his
back 5.9 yards at a time. CMC by the way field.
Goals. Then we can talk.
CMC 2020 and PPR with no. Touch, I know.
Nobody has a floor like that. Man, he completely washed.
He's like they're going to throw a flag throwing a flag there.
George Hilani, by the way, for the Hilani truthers out there,
just. Kind of thing.
OK, so we need, we need three more.
This has to be Tyler Slug time. Kendra Miller, OK 6.
Is Damien Martinez like a bad person?
Like how did he get beat out by something named Jacardia Wright?
I don't even know who that. Is yeah, I don't know.
Jaccard tree, right? Jaccard tree, right they're.
Saying it. Well, honestly I think what
happened is he got beat up by Halloumi and then.
He probably Oh Tyler Shuck is in the game elsewhere Box check.
For Chuck chasing, Chuck chasing.
Chuck chasing all. Right, we've got first and goal
from the five. Yep, for the Cowboys.
What do you want here? Ferguson, Ferguson, Ferguson for
this team. But really, any touchdown is
fine because then it the Bears. Should try.
Bears should try for one more drive with how much time left on
the clock, Maybe not 5 minutes, maybe not.
My my team with Ron and Liam would really appreciate a Ferg.
A picking touchdown here. I guess.
I guess Ferguson is what I want here.
Ryan Robinson run. Hampton, Big Ron.
Hampton. Killing it dude like I I don't
know that we would have gotten stop the.
Panic, dude. We got one anyway.
You got a Ferg target, It was thrown about 12 yards out of
bounds. 12 yards too high. Wow, dude.
So actually I would say overtime is what we want for sure.
LA. Well, yeah, we need it, like,
badly. But ideally we need it badly.
Mcconkey catches before overtime.
Like, can we get one? Yeah.
Oh. I mean, right?
You're so. Even look at him.
He. Got rocked and it's an
interception. Wow.
Oh wow. So Hampton has 17 for 64 as a
rusher and six for 60 as a receiver with a touchdown.
And people were, and people were people.
Someone told me they traded Hampton away.
Almost. Javonte touched down.
But he was talking for what? For for Travis ETN.
In my YouTube comments, they were like I traded him.
I traded him for Cortland Sutton.
I traded him for ETN. I traded him for just the the
the shittiest players imaginable.
People are clowns. He can go on fade.
I don't understand. Not even it's a never in history
ball. Why did you think a rookie was
going to like Crush? In the first couple weeks he got
work? It didn't look that great.
I didn't. Touchdown.
Yeah. Oh.
My. God.
All right, that's probably bad for me in this.
Well, there could be a lot of game left.
I mean, four things. All of this game ends 2320.
Wow. I mean, that's a great play.
Oh, he threw a pick. Prescott.
Dak threw a pick. Yeah.
OK, well now I'm now I'm dust. 4th and goal at the one.
Now I'm dust. It was.
I can close. I can close that tab.
Sorry. Man, that sucks.
Dude, I mean close, man. We've been, I've been top 100 in
the BR every week at the end. So we're close.
We're biting at the apple. And it's time for Last Call,
where we pick players who are with ADP200 or higher and add
them to our roster. Man remember Keenan at Conde
Nast? Do we have the final last call
teams? I would be kind of fun to look
at those. Yes, let's see.
Does anyone have a if you if you have.
I'll find it. Find it and then I'll find it.
Yeah, because Keenan Allen is on one of these teams.
Yeah, wow, you're. Right.
Yeah, he is. Yeah, I think, I think the pack
got him. Who got him?
Someone got himself an I don't. Think I got not.
Not me, I was not good at that game.
Show was it you show. Maybe.
Looks like it was show I. Don't know.
Someone got Keenan Allen. Someone.
Got Keenan. I don't.
Know who? I really don't.
It was me. I was there.
I'm I'm scrolling past Evan Silva videos just trying to find
it. I'll get there.
Keep talking. It wasn't me.
When somebody drafted Keenan, it wasn't me.
They got him on the Last Call team.
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
Picture this if I had Keenan now on my last call team, how would
I I spend all of my I'm not sure what the prize is.
What is the prize that's a good? Point There is no prize.
Oh no. All right, I have it.
No one has Keenan Allen. He was not picked.
I was. Taking them all.
No one. No one has Keenan Keenan.
Allen No, someone did, I think. I thought I remember.
Someone's getting Keenan, I don't see his name.
I can't believe that. They had they had a 14 play, 91
yard drive that ended with an interception.
I can and. People.
You guys work with that, Pat, do you have that or Davis?
Oh yeah, but hang on, I want to see this play all.
Right. Here we go.
Can we zoom in somehow? How do I do that?
Send me the link to this and then I'll I'll get get a better
version of this up. All right.
Put it in the private jet. Yep.
Man, a Knight, an 80 yard DJ Moore touchdown would hit like
crack right now. Thank you.
Oh, we're still 1 yard short on Marv, so we need it on this
drive. Well, I don't think we're
getting three more loud Mcconkey catches, so I feel like it's
just bad. Hey, hey, earlier.
Tie game third and 10 Denver. And then we we need like a
missed kick. Missed kick would be strong.
Touchdown. Touchdown who show up that that
was that was You're leaving me hanging.
This is bad radio. So it says 1913 touchdown.
It can't be a touchdown if it's 1513 Arizona.
That that wigs out so. So that kills us on the
Harrison. Yeah, Yeah, it's over.
Sorry. It's over for the for that.
All right, let's. Go oh, it's a holding call.
Holding call in the end zone safe.
That. Kills Marv.
It's over. That's over.
It's over. So I I forget who the last picks
was, but these are the final teams before the last picks.
Brandon Aubrey got it done. Fiel mafa fiel.
Mafa yes. That's the OK the the Bears have
a third and 14, No, a third and seven for the game, basically.
So I have one running back that's alive.
Ollie Gordon is a pretty good. 1 1/2 for me quad receivers.
Woody Marks could be good. Flacco.
Oh, Pat, you got fannin, of course.
Yeah, I mean gorgeous. Course my not.
My first pick. My cousin you got.
Franklin, you got Coker. That's some good stuff.
This is pretty good. My running, I have Juwan, I have
Juwan Johnson. But my running backs are huge.
I, I have, I have, no, I literally do not have a running
back who is going to contribute. At all I I have literally one
path to running back production and I that requires Nick Schaub
staying alive for 13 more weeks. You had to like just wow, shove
nailed running back. He's got Smith and JCM.
Oh my gosh, JCMI. Mean I'm 53, of course I nailed.
Running back, he's got, he's got Remon.
Yeah, dude, Dyami's around him like a fucking league winner in
this form. Dante Thornton plays.
Zig win. There's Enus.
Pierce Chop has got this on lock.
I think Chop's got Daniel Jones, dude, He's like running away.
With Yeah Chop having Daniel Jones is pretty good.
Well, it was my idea, this game. Bears are bears are punting.
I think I'm I think I'm a little live.
What about the Colts? But I think soaps.
For you guys to to stop being like, oh, that's cute.
You and your Colts, like when would you take them seriously?
So super. Bowl Oh Chop has Keenan Allen.
Yeah, he. Does.
Oh, there he is. Wow, come on, you always knew.
Chop was sandbagging. He knew the whole.
Time. He was sandbagging the whole
time. He is.
He's a sandbagger. The whole time he's been sitting
there, like when the when are they going to notice Keenan?
Dallas Dallas has the ball back. Somebody had him Indy at the
Rams next week. Yeah.
In our. Windows, Arizona.
Indy. It's Indy at Rams in the ship
cast window. Wow, that's a that's a prove it
game for sure, and we're going to prove it.
I mean then home to the right, the Waiters and Cardinals.
Right, Like do you, does, does how good Denver's defenses look
today not like? Yeah, no, it does.
It's wonder. Like it makes me wonder.
Offense is pretty good. Yeah, it honestly makes me
wonder. They're going to.
They should be the heavy wondered.
They should be the heavy division favorite right now.
They probably are like -200. We should definitely be the
heavy division favorite. I mean the the Jaguars and
Texans played one of the worst games I've ever watched today.
You should be the. Heavy division favorite, You'll
be the four seed. If not the three, you could be
the three Bo. Bo Bo's not very good, I think.
Brother. Oh no, no, Bo.
I have a I did a a my one of my best friends was up for the
weekend and we did a Max pick em for what they would let us do
and we have lower Tyrone Tracy 7 off rush attempts as the only
leg left of the of the ones we did and every I might stay
awake. I actually might this.
This is a sweat good enough to stay awake.
That's pretty big stuff. Man, wow, what is it again?
It's like my buddy and I both did the Max that underdog would
let us do on a three leg. Pick em it.
Was. Gainwell lower than seven half
rush attempts, Caleb Williams higher than 1 1/2 passing
touchdowns and Tyrone Tracy lower 7 1/2 rush attempts.
Oh wow, yeah, love it. Wait, did Dak get pulled?
They're they're waving his wife's leg.
Dude, I needed. I needed the Ferguson garbage.
Oh, this is. Bad Pickens is still in.
Jacob bad for me. Just if I may, Davis needed to
slurp the garbaggio I did. I needed to slurp the garbaggio.
Garbaggio Reno. I got Barsha Reno.
To to Joe's point, normally I will do.
I normally I will stay awake to watch Kansas City, but I need
them to prove that they're going to earn it tonight.
Oh dude, you're going to be so tilted, Davis.
Reverend Spann Ford just had like a 40 yard catch.
That was probably worth like $3000 to me.
Sick. Oh, it came back for a holding
call. It came back for a holding call
or for ineligible man downfield actually.
Wait, what's going on? Chats.
Chats freaking out. They were.
They were talking about about Span Ford. 4 NS, 3DS.
Keenan catch. It's L as game now.
I mean they're. Yeah.
Almost there, minute left in the tie.
Yeah, yeah, Arande Gadsen's getting legitimate usage today,
by the way. Yes. 7 targets Arande Gadsen.
Wow, that's crazy. That's more than Labaconkey.
Oh Hampton, man. Oh you got to break that tackle,
bro. Jesus.
This is a real, this is a real Man.
My brain is so dust. Just wait until after the kid.
Davis. I.
Know, I know. You're going to look back on
this is like, man, I used to be smart.
You know, like the classic, like, there's like a
philosophical term for this dilemma where like, I'm
sacrificing Vlad Mcconkey for like, the three Arande Gadsden
teams I drafted into basketball mania.
I don't know. For the three which teams?
Like sacrificing Vlad Mcconkey, top chair for Arande Gadsden.
It's not a choice, exactly. It's, it's not Sophie's Choice.
It's more, there's the, there's, there's a deeper, there's a
deeper thing here. Oh, I know what you mean,
because you didn't want it to happen.
But it's sort of this wrinkle. It's this thing that you kind of
live with it. You're able to live with it
because of. Yes.
Yeah, I get you. Yeah.
It's a it's a term. What is it?
Pyrrhic victory. Pyrrhic victory.
Yeah, but that's not. Quite it.
Because it's not happening because of Gadsden.
Yeah, it's like Gadsden emerging at lads expense would be a
pyrhic victory, but that's not. Really what this is?
Schrodinger's choice. The cat no.
Oh. Margo, please.
She's. She's hungry, bro.
I just better. She's barking at blowing.
She's literally barking at blowing leaves.
I had to. I had to go take my dog out.
So I had to go deal with my dog like 45 minutes ago because
there's this other golden retriever in my neighborhood
that anytime it walks by, she just loses her absolute mind.
Yeah, but it's not going to be enough.
Yeah, but that might be enough to get me back into caching in
the power sweep. You could also help us win our
game in the main event. That might be a $250 catch for
me. Oh yeah.
Margo's back barking at DAC. Margo is barking at DAC and.
The. Cardinals.
It was not I'm .4 out of them in cash line.
Hampton is going to make it tough for us in the main were
Gibbs and Jameson against Tyler Loop down and 13.
Oh come on, that's all day. Yeah, we're good.
We're going to be good. On that, apparently someone
keeps tagging me saying that I said week 3 for burden.
I don't remember saying this and I certainly never would have
stood by it, but have you guys said it?
Dude, that's like the burden. This burden game is like why I
enjoy playing best ball because yeah, like I have burden
everywhere. Obviously I didn't start on any
of my management teams because I'm not psychotic, but like it's
so nice to like have this week and be like sweet, especially
because it's it's not like it really came in a way that you're
actually that excited for next week.
Like I don't yeah, you still didn't play.
I'm starting of next week. So it's just nice that you you
get, you have it and it helps somewhere.
Down to the last kick in LA, it'll be a push if they make it
dicker. I I mean we need a miss here,
not that Marv is not going to get it anyway.
Was the cabal like this person who just tagged us all?
Like I didn't draft that much Rome, but like I didn't feel
like I was like that anti Rome. Like I was mostly anti DJ Moore.
Yeah, like we drafted. I wasn't, I wasn't drafting
Rome. I thought Rome was too
expensive. We were.
We were down on Rome in the leg up rankings for sure.
So we were definitely fading Rome.
That's a very fair response. I did respond and say that you
misspelled burden, but it. Was.
It's fair to say that we were fading Rome.
We were I'm. Gonna check.
My I drafted, oh wait, no burden, I drafted 10 point. 9% I
mean, the Kabal isn't just. Like you.
Know. So like I have, I have 7% Roma
doones. So it's like, I guess I'm fading
Roma doones, but like, no. Not really, yeah.
Dude Jacob LA 3 and O Indianapolis 3 and O Buffalo 3.
And O. What?
Broncos D just lost. Not very good.
Oh, Bill, we'll find out 15. Percent for home using like up
rankings so. Nice.
Top of the charts AFC. Three, I think.
I think he misspelled adjusting like up rankings.
He was using them, wasn't drafting.
He was. Referring to Sky Moore.
Which is A2 which is an approved use. 2 Why's?
Dare I say Miles Sanders usable week guys up All right, Wow,
wow, this is let's end more than.
Actually making me if Sky Moore. We we got to get out of here.
It's over. Let's see.
Let's see the last Cowboys. I want to see the end of the
diner game with you guys. No, Yeah.
Me too. Oh my God, Joe Milton just.
Got to be me and Chip at the end.
And so yeah, I'm watching this game.
Map chasing. Map.
Yeah, we'll do a Sporkle as this game runs.
Terrible. I I'm just tilted because this
is literally the third week in a row.
I was like, oh, if just this one thing breaks my way and then
it's just never going to. Break my way.
That's brutal, man. Someone just said Dak lol I'm
assuming not realizing. That that was Joe Milton.
You don't understand. Yeah, the Niners are going to
win. I wouldn't say Dak and Joe
Milton look that alike. No, Milton's taller.
Can we play this? Can we play?
This by that game. I'm getting it up right now.
Nice. That game goes under I'm.
Glad we have the same idea on that one.
I'm going to get it up. We'll, we'll, we'll exit on
that. That'll be our.
Dallas, Chicago goes under Guy. More 2Y S.
That's the sickest fucking name I've ever heard for a wide
receiver in my life. All right now, I'm going to play
it right now. Guy More 2 YS.
It's the fucking sickest name I've ever seen for a wide
receiver in my God damn way. There's so many pair of pigs in
that clip like this guy stuff and he doesn't jump.
It's mostly about how much he likes his name.
I specifically. Remember, the context of that
clip was I was walking probably like 11 at night somewhere and
I'm walking through the grounds of the University of British
Columbia and I remember I'm listening to Chip Chasing.
It's one of your first episodes of the year.
But I remember, like, you guys are getting late in the drafts.
I think you're probably doing a big board team.
It was just like Pete and Ben being like Pat, like what's
going on with the rookies? Like anyone interesting.
And you're like, yeah, there's this guy, Sky Moore, 2 wives,
and they're just instantly solved.
It's like, I don't know if they'd ever even heard of him
before. You were like, this guy has two
eyes. And then they're like, yeah, I'm
all in. And then you guys watch the
close. They're like, that was actually
kind of not that exciting. But we were too in.
We couldn't. Come, they were like, we've
already. We've already decided we're in.
CMC just scored I think. 24 PPR points.
He got 24 points. Down inside the 10, that's going
to set up a very easy, game-winning field goal. 24 PPR
points for CMC in his sleep in his sleep in his.
Sleep like with like, not playing good in a game.
CMC as Mike Davis as CMC with 24 points.
It's crazy, man. All right.
Amazing that the Dallas game doesn't go over everybody
thought it would. Probably did not put the
redirect on for this. Looked like it would.
There's still time. 4 seconds left.
One play left in our show. Like if if Mike put it on from
Ricky Yard Davis. Or not.
Pat and I in the private chat try to identify where Estonia is
without boundaries. You have to tune in to find out.
Dude without boundaries, Sporkle.
Of the best. Is madness.
Yeah, I. Mean, I love it.
That's living. It's living.
Davis, it'd be like you will really relate to this.
I was like checking because I was like stunned to see that my
advance rate is positive for the easily the first time in Week 3.
That emotion, I came. To and and no, well, that first
of all, I think you would be able to relate to my shock at
that discovery. But then also I'm like, OK, how
I must have like 0% the four teams remaining this week
because this can't possibly be real.
So I type in Chiefs and then I see the 1st 2 are like 14%.
I'm like, awesome. And then I'm like, Oh yeah,
that's Rashi Rice and Xavier worthy.
They're not actually going to be on the field tonight, so.
Yeah. My my second most drafted Chiefs
player is Prashard Smith, so it might be might be OK tonight.
But I do have 20% can scataboo so hey, there we go.
Was the kick good or not? Yeah, they made it right. 1615
Scoregami Yeah. All right, man.
All right. Normally I'd ask you where we
can find you, but people will know where to find you.
I'm gonna go do the. I'm gonna go do the Gill cast
right now, so if you guys are. Bored and.
Yeah, go come watch the Gill cast.
I'm gonna go play Madden and smoke weed.
Thanks for having. Me take care of a child.
Thanks for having me. Different bits, that's why I
didn't text. Him.
That Jacob's better. Yeah, that dude do what Jacob's
doing. Thanks for watching.
Oh, good bye for now. Is it out here going or not?
I don't think it is all right. Was it?
Was going. It was going, but then you.
Interrupted it. My computer is kind of freezing,
so let's see if the stream ends. Just trust the process.
On the outro. We're still.