Three years ago on this same Monday, we got on these airwaves
and due to some, you know, interesting circumstances, Pat
Kurain won best ball mania and we are back here tonight to
sweat it out with ADP chasing host Sam Sherman to see if he
can bring it home. Can't wait, Pete, Pat, Sam, of
course we're going to have some friends swinging by.
Hayden winks. Let's buckle up and let's get
these couple million here for Sam.
Do you know what I'm getting sick and tired of?
I'm getting sick and tired of platforming future BDM winners.
Everyone who comes in my orbit fucking wins this God damn
tournament. I've had to have a front row
seat to watch Pat Kerrang win 2,000,000.
Watch Sam Sherman win 1.34 in expected value.
I call him scam Sherman. Little scam Sherman on his fixed
gear bicycle. Let's look at this team that's
first place in best ball mania. Derrick Henry 45.6 points.
Luther Burden, a rookie popping off in week 17.
How original. Adam Thielen, ME 21 points
combined from JSN and Almond. Ross St.
Brown. My thing with JSN I think is
like I saw the worst JSN takes on my timeline and now I'm just
arguing against the straw man and.
That's what. Isn't that what you do though?
I guess like I'm fading JSN on on underdog in the fifth round,
it's too much of A parlay that I have to.
Hit like I just. I don't see any reason to draft
them. I had some of these veterans
that I know are going to be playing and I know are good at
football. What's next, Mike?
Shope winning 2 million? What's next, Davis?
No, that'll never happen. Shout out, shout out, Zach.
For pulling. That together on short notice,
the clip goat there. But yeah, we knew we had some
fun things to work with over the years.
There for you, Sam. Those are some deep cut JSN
takes, which by the way for his rookie year, those were all
correct takes. Just want that on the they're
not out of age well year 3 but they were correct in their time.
Pat, you're muted. At the at the end of the year,
do you think that team stopped using running backs to cover
him? Is that why his production went
down? I think yeah, Micah Bernard is
no longer being signed by every NFL team It.
Was smart. Guard, yes, I think.
Very on brand. If this entire sweat show got
derailed and we relitigated how much the wrist injury, you know,
hurt, that's Ricky I. Forgot about it.
I'm ready to bring up Adam Feeling versus DJ Shark debates
from 2023. Let's let's do a little table
setting here. First of all, Sam, for some
reason, if people haven't been Hawking BBMDB, if they haven't
been following you on Twitter, let them know where we at
tonight. We'll get the lineup pulled up
here in a second. But what is the sweat here?
Yeah. So I have a team right now in
140th place in. Basketball.
Mania have an outside shot to break into the top 50 if a
couple things go well tonight, but also, oh wait, also a team
in first place right now. But the general I'd say it's a
very complicated like sweat tonight for just the most
simple. If you just want like the simple
rooting interest, I'd say Pete, it's we're fading Pukanakua to
get about 22. We're fading Kyle Pitts to get
about 18. I get passed in those scenarios
and then we're rooting for Coram, Algier and Mooney.
That's that's really the there's, there's so many like
complicated scenarios in which I could lose, but that's like kind
of the the boiled down. So you've got to tend to
replace. So that's how you get do the guy
do the puka and and Pitt sweats. Do those teams have Coram,
Algier or Muni or the is that clean for you where you you
start to bring your lead ahead? It honestly just depends on the
team. This yeah.
This team I think has the second highest EV in the tournament, CB
Londregen. He has Coram and Algier, which
is interesting. He also has Puka and Pitts.
So he just needs, you know, Pitts to clear 5 1/2 or yeah 5.7
to start counting towards his score.
So this is the guy we really need to watch out for.
I think I think just like 18 or something like that from Pitts
here and and he passes me and obviously you can get help from
some other players as well, so. And he's OK.
So you have Mooney as your cover there?
Yeah. It is.
It's insane to be in first and still have three players going
tonight too. Like that is, that has to feel
so good to have a little bit extra firepower there if this
game gets wonky. For sure, because it's so like
the worst sweat is just when you're purely rooting for like
nothing to happen. I had to do that for the 4:00 PM
slate this past week, the Giants game and the Bills game.
And that's the worst sweat when you're just like, nothing can
happen. At least now I can root for the.
I mean, Darnell Moni's not going to catch any passes, but in
theory I can root for him. To to have a big game.
So let the people know how obviously last night you get the
Purdy explosion, you get Luther Burden, you're charging up the
leaderboard. What is the last?
What 20 hours look like for you since that?
So after the game I tried to go to bed.
Laid in bed from like midnight till 2:00 AM.
Slept for about 2 1/2 hours. Woke up at 4:30 and was just
like thinking about every single possible thing that could happen
today. I was just thinking about Tyler
Algier getting a couple carries to the goal line.
I was thinking about a couple plays that really haunted me
from this past weekend. There was a lion's throw or a
golf throw to Monroe St. Brown.
I don't know if you guys were watching that game.
I have AI had a Monroe on my DK team that made the two milli
there so do. You remember the post, the post
route where a Monroe was like open and golf was under pressure
and he just like under threw him and it would have been a
touchdown anyways, that place haunting me.
But yeah, basically it's been no sleep.
I then tried to do a couple things to distract myself from
it all. Went to a workout class I saw
saw a movie, didn't really work. Out how much of that movie do
you remember? You barely.
A quiz on the on that movie. I'm blanking on the name of the
movie right now, so that's the sign that I really was not
locked. In you seen the darker small
movie played. Do you think PD, because he's
made it so easy with bbmdb.com to like, scope out all of these
things? Because if he, if that didn't
exist, you would have spent your entire day creating a
spreadsheet, right? Like manually tabulating every
single thing which might have actually given you a good place
to put that nervous energy. Yeah, that's true.
Or it could have just let me down a really bad rabbit hole
that I'd never really gotten out of, so I don't know.
When I was in first in this in this similar sweat, Leonie did
the math, which was nice, but I didn't have to.
I didn't have to grind my own math, but I did work a a rotor
world shift that day. Honestly, I'm glad I did because
it got it, it it like did keep my mind off of it.
Now the blurbs were probably pretty bad.
You know, if you want to go check those blurbs, I'm not
saying it's my best quality, but the the like need to actually do
something else. I think was good to take my mind
off it. But yeah, it's there's only so
much you can do. Yeah, it's just, it's just crazy
too, because so going into the week, like I basically only told
my fiance that I had this way because you don't want to like
go around telling a bunch of people like, you know, I could
win $1,000,000 this this weekend, but we're with all my
family for the holidays and she just starts telling everyone
like, oh, Sam's in a tournament for for $2,000,000 this weekend.
So then my entire family knew about it.
But at first I was like, you know, I mean, don't, don't say
that because like, there's no chance I'm actually going to
win. Like you're, you know, making me
sound like I'm a degenerate gambler.
But then as the week went on, it became more and more real.
And then now my entire family knows that I have this
$2,000,000 sweat on the line. So it's, it's, it's crazy.
Yeah, I tried. I didn't tell.
I told my brother who's like burying a fantasy, running a
dynasty league together and Brittany and not a whole, I
mean, basically if you didn't know me through fantasy
football, you didn't know at that point.
And yeah, my, I was like, I had a situation where if it went
bad, it could, it could go like pretty bad pretty quick where
I'd fall to like 11th, 15th and that type of thing.
So I just like needed my my dad to be like hey man, 10K pretty
good. Yeah.
I've gotten that that talk from
my dad. He's like, I don't get it.
Like you're stressed about putting $1000 into something
where like, the minimum you can win is 50K.
Like, isn't that awesome? And I'm like, yeah, but 50K is
not $2,000,000. Yeah.
We've. Talked about the phrase before
it's it's upstuck. Like once you've seen what
you're at, it's just a completely different frame of
reference. But still like my guess though,
Sam, you wouldn't, you wouldn't change your side of this sweat
for any other single person. Like you wouldn't take a pooka
side in this sweat. Would you like if you could
switch it? No.
No, I wouldn't. I, I mean this that CB
Laundragon team that we pulled up that that team has a very
good chance. But I think I wouldn't say I
like when I guess I'm I'm, you know, I'm the plurality favorite
of every political. I don't think I'm.
That's how PD has a ton. Of time, but I think I have the
best best. Chance it is like it's stunning
like the the puka 22. It's like that's a big ass
number on 1/2 point PPR site and then you go into the underdog
lobby and his pick em number is 19.95 fantasy points.
It's like God fucking damn. I'm I'm very happy for you that
you have the Mooney to replace a 10 because that's like that's
doable and like puka is such a shitty sweat, like a shitty anti
sweat. So it's nice to have so bad.
It's really nice to have. Now it is a big number, but it's
I'm really glad you have the Mooney.
We can. Refer Yeah, we are opening
kickoff. Felipe.
Franks. Did you hedge anything or did
you consider it? Yeah, that's what I was going to
ask. Yeah, I looked, I looked into it
for a bit. I was like looking at DraftKings
to be like, OK, pits over 100 yards, spooked over 100, like
some kind of parlay of that. And then I was just like, I'd
have to put down so much money on that bet for it to even like
put a dent into the and I was just like, I'm just, I'm just
rotting with this. Like whatever, my, my hedge is
all 150K. If shit goes wrong tonight, like
that's, I'm fine with that. So I'm sure if I was really
sophisticated, I could have figured out a, a good way to
hedge it better, but I was just like, fuck it.
I'm just going to ride with this.
And there there's just no clean way to do it because you could
hedge and still get fucked because they have 3 touchdowns
and not yards. It's just like it's not a clean
hedge. No.
And they're they're also, there's some team that's like
way back in points right now that has like Stafford Chiron,
like Mooney and like something weird could happen with those
guys. And I put in this like Puka and
Pitts hedge that also loses. And I'd just be so pissed.
So I was just like, right. But yeah, I feel good, Yeah.
Do you remember any of the particulars, the date the team
was drafted? Do you know what you were doing?
Was it a cardio club? Do you have any any notes on it
You're. Watching me either, well, you
know. So I did like the vast majority
of my drafts either at the gym or like taking a walk around
Boston this year. So I don't know if it was a like
a running cardio club or like a weightlifting one, but I was
definitely, I definitely think I was not sitting at my desk doing
this. I was on the go, but now I don't
remember. I'm sure.
Does does BBMDB tell you any of that info?
I don't think so, right? I'm sure the underdog people
could get that for you here. Yeah, but I would love to see
the draft board. I haven't, I haven't dug into
that yet. I do know the team is like you
mentioned on your show today, Pete, it has so much like Week
17 correlation. I think it must have been doing
star method with Week 7. Like it's like oh man, the star
method. I have like Corum and Algier and
Mooney. I had Purdy and Bird and last
night I had chug and Pollard. It was like.
Yeah. And Juan in a lab, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Bryce and I had Bryce and Ted, which completely
busted versus JSN. So yeah, I was, I think I was
star methading. Yeah, but you had the you had
the 49ers and the Bears, which like, I mean, that was I've I my
my team that I was also sweating over on DK also had Kittle.
So I feel you. I feel you on that, man.
I feel you there. The tan just points too.
The tan just points would be so so huge right now.
Yeah, talk about directionally accurate.
Yeah. Yeah, but Juan Johnson came in
being like that was the thing I was most worried about.
I was like, oh I'm just going to take like a zero cuz I have one
to them going and him putting up like the 100 yards almost was
was massive so. He's been kind of big down the
stretch. It's been nice cuz yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, even just like the floor points matter so much
in in those line UPS, even looking at your running backroom
over the year and it was like none, all of those guys had some
flashes, but it was just like consistency of usable weeks
across that running backroom. Yeah, I mean, we we can be
honest. It's like kind of not that good
of a team. But as I learned from Pat, the
key is to get. You get a, you get a shitty team
into the final, and then that's how you do it.
Mother you. You nailed it.
Well, I mean the, the biggest, I mean there's two, I mean, I,
there's like 3 incredible things.
I mean the Brock 30 that's reminiscent of Pats like Daniel
Jones, Tom Brady, just like mutes at quarterback, the
Derrick Henry is obviously insane, but Luther Burden as of
right now is wide receiver 2 on the week in half .2 points like
that. That is the the key right there,
especially when your top two wide receivers combined for 22
points or whatever. Yeah.
I mean, I took JSN, TET, Amanra probably in three of my first 4
picks I would think on this team and those three wide receivers
basically completely busted. I mean that the four points from
Amanra and JSN are probably going to going to matter, but
they didn't really help me. So getting the 23 from Burden
was. But they helped you.
What? Amanra's big spike week was week
15, right? Where he just he just went nuts.
Yes. So you get that.
Yeah, right. I mean, like the the whole thing
of this team is like you like Trojan horsed Henry into the
final, you know, you you got like he he didn't do anything,
but then you need him. And so I'm in a row like he he
handed the baton to to Henry a couple weeks ago.
Yes. All right, Hittle hittle to
sorry I was Yeah. Oh, I had a huge G. 15 right?
I got Adm from Hope over at Underdog, she says.
Your team was drafted on Sunday, June 1st and it was a 22nd
clock, so it was a. Sunday.
June 1st. There you go.
Interesting. All right, I'll have to.
I'll have to go through my calendar at some.
Point. So another win for team.
Team early, draft. Team early.
Draft early. Yeah.
There's someone out there. Tyler Shogg is cold and stick
for June 1st to draft next year. I was going to say that the
Tyler Shuck pick is a signature early draft because I think once
Rattler was announced the starter, I don't think there's
any way I would be drafted. Yeah, Tyler Shuck, maybe I would
have, but do you would dance? I don't shock.
Oh, I did. You get would you have gotten
out of your pod because I mean, Purdy was hurt for so long.
Yeah, I bet. You're.
Not as sick as me because I literally went through like the
Monday before I like went through and like I passed on
Tyler Algier who had like a big week 17 for Daniel Jones, who I
who didn't hit my line up because Tom Brady passed him.
So then I was like, I need to have Daniel Jones needs to have
gotten this team through at some point or I'm going to be sick.
And he did. Well, yeah, I mean, Chuck has
been the past three weeks is when he's really come on.
But you made it to the playoffs even before that.
Yeah, I think his like hot streak has kind of just been
overtaken by Purdy's huge week. So I'm not sure he's really
contributed to this team. But yeah, I mean, he without
Purdy, he obviously would have been a huge, huge add to this
team. Yeah.
And. Like Pollard, like the the floor
too, that you've gotten like Chuck has been 20 points every
week. Pollard had three straight games
over 100 yards heading into this week.
Like obviously the romandre too, I mean.
What? How much were you sweating that?
Like, 'cause it seemed like Turdo was gonna skip for sure.
And then it's like, wait, he's playing.
Yeah, I was like, originally so upset about that, but then I
came around and I'm like, it's The Jets.
Like they're going to absolutely blow out The Jets.
So I don't think it really matters like.
He he even got points on like the final drives for Mondre.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was, I mean, he's still
because he plays so many pass pro reps he's still like, he's
had a couple really long receptions this year that you'd
like to use them on those wheel routes.
So I I had some confidence that even with Hendo, that room,
Andre was going to be a pretty good play this week.
Obviously I didn't think he was in yet 24.7, but yeah, that was
that was awesome. And then, yeah, bringing Adam
Thielen along for the ride in this.
Team. That's such a good You got to do
it. You got to do.
It you just got to it. It was part of the Bryce Young
stack, so you know. It almost feels like it could
have been perfect too. It's like DK suspended and it
pops up for the random good game.
I had, I had that on my team where I had Sony, Michelle and I
had to like explain that he was on whatever I think the Dolphins
before he got caught. Yeah, yeah.
That's like this made sense. You had done double dolphin
running backs, right? And then he got he got moved.
I think I did, yeah. I did most of it in the year
that he was a smash for the Dolphins.
I I got him in like the 15th and I took Michelle the round after.
Honestly like nothing makes you feel stupider in basketball than
drafting like the safe veteran wide receiver who then gets
caught by like 3 teams throughout the year.
And I'll be honest. He's live in week 17 though,
man, yeah. I feel like I that's like a, a,
a moth to a lamp like that type of profile for me sometimes so.
Ray, Ray McCloud was on a couple of my teams.
Adam Thielen. Thank God Ray Ray Mccloud's on
this one. But yeah.
Well, he would have mattered just as much.
I mean, it's really just aesthetic.
Yeah. Let's see here I'm realizing I
only saw the text in the DM, but Hope also sent me the the draft
board So we can see we can see the there's a fun fact about
this. So two other people from the
deposit Kingdom were in your draft mythology was here from
the 12 hole and then easy in the deposit Kingdom was in the the
five hole here. So you were in the 9, the nine
spot? Wow, OK.
JSN I was curious about JSN 'cause I didn't have a like a
full fate on him this year, but I only had like 5% and I pretty
much. I was.
Hammering. I was hammering Devante Adams
this year, so I was curious like, oh, did I diversify on
this one or did JSN just slide and it looks like he slid a good
bit here. Yeah, That's interesting.
Yeah. Well, he used to go around this
range early in the summer, I think.
But you got good value on Henry. I mean, Henry often won it the,
like, truly the one to turn. Yeah, and then Kittle in the at
the five O nine. My God, dude, yeah.
That was. A.
Yeah, that was, I guess that was true.
Like when BBM opened in May and June, he was going so late,
right? Like.
So late, he was like a huge target early.
Yeah, you this is an incredible price.
And then you got Pollard in the seventh because Pollard moved up
a little bit too. So that that was pretty sweet.
The funny thing about Burden is he fell, I think.
So you. Yeah.
Yeah, Mooney. Mooney is your the guy last
year, didn't he have Isaiah Pacheco?
Like, just like a dead Isaiah Pacheco in the middle of his his
roster. That's your your sacrifice to
the best ball gods there. Yeah, the I also have the mile
Sanders, which to be fair, I mean the Malik Davis points on
on Thursday night directionally. Accurate.
That was your last round pick. You know that it doesn't even
count. Yeah.
Yeah, I I take cuz, you know, Burden was a big guy for me.
I take a little pride in that. Sanders.
I also had a bag of so you know, that's yeah, that was
disappointing. That one was a shame.
But yeah, Quorum, Quorum in the 17.
I mean, that's our thing. I was going to mention with this
team, like the running, the running back room, you stare at
it originally and you're like, how did this team advance with
like Henry and then a bunch of disappointing guys.
But both Quorum and Algier have just had enough like random
spike weeks, random 2TD games that they've been actually
pretty good assets where they were they were taking this year.
So for sure that helped a lot. Those two are like the poster
boys for the difference between best ball and managed, where
those guys would have done basically Jack shit for you and
managed but are like like, you know, dark horse league winners
in in best ball. Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And Algier, you know, had the touchdown equity, which I think
we would have maybe thought was possible at the time, but Quorum
had kind of shocking touchdown equity as well down the stretch
there. So and Stevenson was like for
the bat, for what you paid, Stevenson was a really good
pick. You know, like even in managed
you, you knew when to start him. He wasn't just best, I would
say. Yeah, yeah, his his was more by
other other than this week, in which case you probably would
have been tempted to sit him if. You I did sit him in AI was in a
dynasty championship and I sat him.
So yeah, this this week, he was a nice surprise.
I think I probably called called top on Tyler Shug in the 15th
year. I'm not sure there was many
taking him that early. Well, no, I.
Didn't do that. You would not have won our game
where we predicted risers if making Tyler Shuck on this team.
Those were the two. There was the Double Saints fake
out like so many early drafts had Devin Neil and Tyler Shuck,
And then it's like, oh fuck, it's a Rattler and Kendra
Miller, and then we just all stop drafting them.
Yeah. But it kind of was Neil and
Shuck. If Neil stayed.
I know, yeah. Yeah.
All right. Well, you have to be loving the
fact that we haven't had a single thing to talk about in
this. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty
ideal. That's perfect.
Although, Pete, that's Mooney. Is that a Mooney?
That's Mooney. OK.
I was like, is that you can survive Mooney?
'S nice. I was nice.
I've told this story before, Sam, like when I'm with my
buddies divisional round weekend and whenever we have bet like a
lower or an under, which I know seems unfathomable around here,
but I have done it before. But we just spend the entire
time just saying tick, tick, tick, just wanting the clock to
burn those. I'm just, every time I look up
at this game for you, I'm just like, tick, tick.
Tick. That's I don't.
Have an issue at all in my head. Did you say does Bijan matter at
all? Yeah.
Does Bijan matter at all to you? I think no.
Let me check the. That's nice.
That's really nice cuz Bijan's great for like just end this
game, you know, pound the rock. When I searched earlier there
like all the Dijon teams just had really low projected totals
and expected value. I don't know, can't tell you why
that is the case, but the the top 1 is only projected for 163
which is like 20 behind where I'm at.
This, this was the team that I pulled up I think like before
Saturday because it had the the Bill score and then so much this
Borat team. I was like, oh, this team looks
looks real nice. Yeah.
Hayden winks. Welcome to the Sam.
Sherry Sweat Show. This isn't the The Bandit Bowl
sweat show for 1.5. Thousand, I guess.
You and Josh were battling it out.
Was that just a two person contest?
How did that work? Yeah, based off the results you
would think so. It was actually pretty crazy.
I there was that was like the the main tournament.
So Josh and I are might take that thing hold down.
So gain the skill as we say. Wow man, Hope's brand is in
shambles. I thought Hope was supposed to
be the crusher in these company contests.
There was I think most of the top 10 was like on the OP side
of it though so I'm very nice. Hope scored well.
Hayden, do you have any words of wisdom for our guest here?
Well, I was just going to say it's big time that we're going
to get somebody who's not maxing have a chance to to win this all
the the whole every single time I log onto Twitter, it seems
like everyone says, oh, I didn't Max, I can't win.
And then here comes Sam. No Max Sam coming in there with
the big time score. I was famously shamed for not
playing enough basketball, but it turns out.
You played just enough. You.
Can. Still do well.
What? What was the final total?
How many entries did you have? Did.
You freeze Sam. Think he froze, I thought.
I think he had 57 of them. Yes, somewhere.
Not that. Now I have 5057. 57 wow if I had
57 line UPS I would have won too.
All those extras, did you stop because we've got a comment.
Just draft the winner and log off.
You drafted this team June 1st. Is that what you did?
I think I got 57 in by like June 12th and I was like, you know
what? It's over.
That's there's no more good teams out there.
You can't get Tyler Shock in the 15th anymore.
What's the point of draft? So I was wondering, I don't have
one question for Hayden. What are the odds that the
engineers can build in a cash out button?
I was going to, I was going to bring my own cash out button if
I have one and you should be offering it to you myself.
I think that would be pretty pretty damn sweet though.
It would be really funny. Hey, if yeah, if you could be
like the dealer no deal guy and just keep.
Offering. Various throughout this trip,
yeah. For sure.
Yeah, pretty much like. Someone asked me what my what my
line was on like if it was deal or no deal.
Like what is? What is the box that I'm
accepting and? What is it?
I think it's prob probably like 750.
Oh, that's huge. I thought what you think I would
I would make I would I think I would have priced it.
You had already hit the button. I think I would have probably
priced it at like 900 hundred thousand or 1,000,000 something
in that range. Let's.
Yeah, I mean, if you believe the BBM database, which I'm sure is
pretty accurate, it's the VS like well now it says it's 1.6,
so. That no deal.
Yeah. How many?
So you said you just, I assume because of the holidays you had
off of work this week Anyway, Sam?
Yeah, I just got the whole week off from work, so that worked
out well. Do you think if you had work,
would you have called out out sick today?
I think honestly to like what Pat was saying earlier, I think
like having something to do today might have actually made
the day like a little bit better.
Like having a little bit more structure I think would have
helped. I would have been totally
useless at my job. Yeah, probably, but.
No, it's for you, not a. Little bit of structure, yeah,
yeah. It's like, oh, the world's like
continuing on as normal like this.
There's lots of other things happening.
I can try to tap into that for a minute.
You should have like tried to get fired today like it doesn't
matter. But there's still some time I
can I can open up Twitter well. Well, I was gonna might.
As well. Wait, I was.
Gonna say if we get closer and closer and closer you should
send the stream link over to your bosses and have them sweat
that they're going to have to hire somebody else.
That would be really funny. You print out your EV from
bbmdb.com and you slide it over to your boss and say can you
match this brother because this is the current offer on the
table. That's funny.
Shout out to the chat Mac Nova gifting some Subs as is John
Warner here. Tyler with the Super chat.
Where do I send my invoice? If Sam ships BBM we will be sure
to get everyone that that information.
I, I heard a crack, a beer crack.
Sam, are you are you drinking anything tonight or are we going
sober? I'm going with the the Polar Wow
Grand Beret Lime Action I I do have a whiskey bottle in case of
emergency right here. What?
Happened. Is that in celebration or is
that in defeat? That's a defeat.
Yeah, that, that feels like that.
Felt defeat, yeah. That felt, yeah, yeah.
There's also a handgun right next to it.
Why is my screen getting so blurry all of a sudden?
Oh. No.
Oh man. Oh, that's such a good comment.
They're asking when the pizza party is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be there.
That's right. No, I Sam, I will be there.
You got to throw it. That's that's the deal.
I would give you a ton of credit for for doing this because there
are a lot of people who I don't think would want to be sitting
here with the lights and knowing that things can go South.
So thank you for for being game for this, because I know
everyone's very excited about it.
Yeah, I I'm very much like a a pessimistic sports fan, I think
on it like I was a Boston sports fan growing up, which sounds
really like. How?
How sad. Yeah, I've had it so rough the.
Older the older. The older generations who are
Boston sports fans have it ingrained in them that the Red
Sox, you know, didn't win a World Series for 85 years.
The Patriots sucked for so long. So they like feed that into you
that you have to expect the worst.
You know, obviously that didn't happen in my lifetime, but I, I
came in tonight like kind of expecting like the scenario
where Puka gets 40 and Pitts gets 30 and I'm down in 25th
place and you know anything well then.
Additional kudos for coming on this stream with that.
Speaking of someone who needs kudos for coming on this stream
well past his bedtime, Davis Matic.
I just came to ask for a job breakthrough right way.
I'm available for editing thumbnails, copy editing,
marketing, you know. Kind of.
Wait, No, no, no, I got this. How about you and Sam just
switched jobs? It seems like it might work out
really well. I'm definitely not qualified to
do whatever the fuck Deloitte ass job Sam.
Sherman. Is.
Can you use Jazz GPD and make a PowerPoint?
You might. You know what?
You're right.
Yeah, I, I guess I can. I guess I can.
So it turns out I am qualified to work in, in corporate
America. Good, good first drive for us
there, Sam. Good, good.
First drive for the good. Guys up there on a puka target
too. Yeah, get the Kane and Ellis
jersey ready. Yeah.
Well, well just like a decent more Algier on drive one than I
than I was anticipating. So we could, we could backdoor
just like a little 13 ball there from him. 13 would be so nice.
Yeah. Well.
That's Parkinson. That's.
Parkinson with the the thing too about puka is he's I mean, he
can get the splash plays, but he definitely is the like death by
1000 cuts kind of guy where it's like once the momentum gets
going, you're just like fucked. But so when there's no momentum.
You're like, all right, We're, we're good.
The Falcons defense on occasion has put some offenses in in a
blender this year. It's true.
They. They they teach bills.
They they beat the Bills. Yeah, the the Falcons defense is
interesting. With all the same guys from LA
too, it's like the entire entire coaching staff.
So they're probably not going to get like be able to just do all
those wrinkles as as normal for for McVeigh.
I would guess so. Oh, big play from.
You know what there? Xavier Smith, I think.
Oh, Xavier Smith, OK. The the Falcons OC was like
Mcveigh's protege for like a long time.
Yep, yeah. And then Ricky Morris, same
thing. You, you have quorum as well,
right Sam? I got quorum.
Dude Algier and Quorum and Mooney are like such Sam Sherman
ass. Footballs.
The whole. Team was man.
The whole team man. If you would have just sent the
screenshot of the team, said some fantasy analysts made the
finals with this. Which analyst wasn't?
I was not the Sam Sherman team. I probably would have guessed
Kitchen, to be honest. Yeah.
Honestly. No stack.
The team looks like. Saying like had like a boomer on
one of his shoulders and a slappy on the other.
And just like, let's alternate picks throughout the.
That is what it's like, yeah. You throw in a little Luther
Burden to appease the slappies and a little Adam Thielen to
appease the boomers. And yeah, I'm, I'm appeased.
Yeah, I'm very appeased with the Luther burden.
Love it. You know, Luther Burden is cut.
Like he got branded as a slappy player.
But the thing about Burden is he actually like in the old road of
his days, he would have been a boomer wide receiver prospect
because he was good sophomore production, poor final year
production, and it would have been.
You think the boomers were getting into granular college
production? No, we would not have loved him
back in the road of his days. We we would not have loved Guy
getting out. We liked the peaks, we liked the
peak season that he had a 30% dominated rating his final
season. We would.
But he did get He did get out. Produced by Theo Wheeze, though.
Put some respect on the show. 17 Legend, Yeah.
It's true. I'm just, I'm just saying, bro,
Burden, Burden would have you know what?
You know what Burden would have been like.
It would have been like re litigating the quarter L
Patterson wars if we were still doing wide receiver analysis the
same way. No, he was productive.
I don't think Patterson ever was.
Patterson was, but you had to squint and look at it the right
way. Patterson.
Patterson also. Patterson also had two other
teammates drafted in the top 90 picks as wide receivers.
He did like counting his his return yards his.
Receiver. I think it would be counting his
return. Yards counting his return yards
and rushing yards. I'm now on the box score scout
and I'm looking at Cordell Patterson and he had a 17%
dominated rating in one season. But include include the rushing.
Include the rushing but. I'm telling you burning this.
Feels plastically. Productive and all the way to
place burden went 273738 percent dominated ratings we.
Would have I just none of this is.
Burden now we're not arguing about Luther.
Burden. We don't like Luther Burden.
I'm just saying this, this, I'm trying to, I'm trying to give
you a little bit of slappy history here.
We all like Luther Burden, except our former selves would
not have liked Luther Burden. I think that's right.
I think that's right all. Right, whatever.
Burden was a bit of like film and analytics Bros coming
together though, right, 'cause I know Josh had Burden as his
number one wide receiver, right? And JJ on the other side.
Well, he had a. Disappointing final season so
you had to like. He had 650 yards his final year.
He didn't really try his last year.
That was I think that was more of the question and then when he
felt correct the whole off like 10 OK, is this going to be like
too Cadarius Tony to work out? I think that was going to be
kind. Of OR Percy Harvin was a comp
that got thrown around. DJ Moore was a comp that got
thrown around. Kind of ironically now, but
yeah. I I I do have to say.
It is, yeah. You.
You're not a reliable narrator when it comes to Cordero.
Patrick, is that what you meant by sprinting?
Yeah, what did this that's. What boy, we used to play
picking basketball together. Is that dude with my girl?
Just just for the. Record.
It was the other way around. Just for the for the record, is
that dude with my girl? By the way, I I was hoping that
Pete, you would have made this joke on your monologue this
morning during basketball breakfast.
You didn't. I mean, how good is it that Sam
is fading a guy he once referred to as a fifth round rookie from
BYUI mean it's really, really good.
Well, Sam might have the last lap ultimately, let's hope.
I'm saying. Ruka's, I mean, Ruka's on the
Juju Smith Schuster career trajectory.
It's just a matter of time. Let's Sam will celebrate with
some soaking in the bunk beds tonight if stays under 22
fantasy points. Yeah.
All right. We're getting, we're getting a
pretty quick first quarter here. What only only this is drive 2
for the Rams. I think 3.
They had some. I was.
I was not watching until I came down here.
They had a pretty quick three and out at one point, yeah.
He wasn't even. We killed that last play.
Three more prospect battles. This game will be over in an
instant and Sam can. Yeah.
What do you want to talk about, Justin Hunter?
What should we talk about? I was, I'd say I was more of a
Derrick Rogers guy. I like Derrick Rogers too.
Derrick Rogers is one of my first articles for Rotaviz.
I called him a free couch, but in a good way.
OK, man, Couch. Trying to remember when my first
one was about some good, some good stuff in there.
Nick Toon. Hayden because people you know
like to claim stuff about influencer pods because Sam
retired doesn't count as influencer pods that he went
through Or are those non influencer pods?
Yeah, that's a good question. I would probably have to say at
the time, I would say probably not.
But moving forward, just being on the sweat, probably it's
going to be you're going to. Have to actual active
influencer, yeah. I think it's going to be.
Back on it. Retired influencers.
That's actually even better than the influencer.
Well, you can tell he's the retired influencer 'cause he's
the only one who's not in front of a podcasting microphone right
now. All the rest of us have the big
microphones in our faces. Was he ever in front of the
right microphone? That's that's what.
I no, he was in like a fucking Connecticut cottage like his
Internet was spotting in it now. And Sam, Sam, where is this
cottage? Yeah, you're always in a.
Different. It's in a different part of man
It's I can't, I can't give him my precise location away.
I bought it. The for, for and out here for
the Rams. That that's, that's really big.
Now, Hayden, you probably have done the work on this, but is
there a chance that if this is like 17 to 3 1/2, the Rams just
say call it good 'cause it doesn't really matter for them?
I have no idea actually. I think they they only can get
like the fifth or sixth seed though.
I think so. I mean, maybe.
So the playoff predictor. Well, because there was.
There was something. Is pretty big versus sixth seed
because that means you play the. Panthers or boxes?
For sure. So you want you want to lose.
They would prefer to lose to to get the the NFC South winner.
Whether you want the fifth seed, I think they need to win.
To get the fifth seed right. Oh, OK, OK, yeah, they.
Do now Neil brings up a good point, which is that they do
have the Falcons pick. So they want to beat him for
sure. For sure.
Yeah, double. Double incentive, yeah.
There's also they. Have an 83.
Thing and they they want to get Stafford's stats.
They have an 83% chance to get the OR 82 if they get if they
win to get the five seed and if they lose it drops to 45.
So this game's, you know, decently meaningful for that
reason. It is interesting.
So the the total opened up at 49.
The live line is 45 1/2. So come down a little bit, but
honestly not that much considering an entire quarter's
been played. Yeah, I was.
I was sweating the game last night with my in laws and
unfortunately had to bring them in to like a real sweat because
Colston Loveland dropped a pass that was gonna hit a nine leg
parlay for me on and I like very loudly yelled while holding my
infant. Side I know the passing.
And. And they were like, and they
were like, what is going on, dude?
And I was like, I can't write. All you need to know is that if
for baby to get new shoes that was really bad that Coles and
Loveland just dropped that pass for absolutely no reason and.
They were like you. Pass around the phone with the
with the 9 legs on it to everybody.
Yeah. I mean, Sam Burden was targeted
on that final play. And then I mean, yeah.
If anyone wants to, he also he. He had a drop too.
He did have a drop. He did he have a drop?
Yeah. But it would have been like a 5
yard catch I think so I'm not losing.
He made some nice plays as well, so he was.
He was so good. I mean, I was again, because my
whole family, I had like 10 of my relatives watching the game
with me last night. So when when in the sweat did
they know like were so they were like actually sweating parts of
Sunday with you? They basically just the Sunday
night game, they were like actively sweating with me.
It was mentioned to them earlier in the day that I was in this
contest. And by by the way, like if you
tell your family you're in the running to win 1,000,000,
they're like first question isn't like, oh, what are your
chances of winning? It's always it's so much money.
Did you put in to? Yeah, it's always like, are you
OK? Are you in legal trouble?
Like, do we need to be like? Like yes.
Yeah, so anyways, they, they knew for Sunday night and they
were fully, I, I fully like brought them along to what was
going on for the Sunday night game.
So I was like, yeah, there's this wide receiver, Luther
Burden. And a lot of my family like
follows football, but like casually and they have no idea.
They're like Luther Burden is, is that guy any good?
And I was like, well, they don't like his sophomore profile.
Yeah. And I was explaining like the
yards from route run thing, but I got I got in the weeds and
then freaking Chris. I don't know if you guys listen
to the broadcast. Chris Collinsworth.
Started sliding yards per route? Yeah, per route run.
He was. Looking at some Danis Matic
tweets for his his. And Tarika like made him explain
what yards per route. Run was and he barely got there.
He's like per route we're dividing, he's like.
What Tarika? Tarika was like the division.
He he was kind of acting like a medieval king watching a court
jester doing his thing. Like he was like, this is very
entertaining, but I have no idea what I'm seeing right now.
The concept's so good because everyone knows yards per game,
but it's like per route. Everyone's like what?
Analytics are ruining football. Sam, when you when you explain
yards per hour to your to your grandma, did she get it?
No, not at all. She nodded along politely.
And, you know, so like, yeah, you're cute little fantasy game.
That's that's nice, darling. Yeah.
Question in the chat here from Jonathan, he said when is the
prenup, I mean wedding Sam? Wedding.
September was here. Prenup is not yet to be decided
working. On it.
That exactly called off. There's some new life changes,
sweetie. Did Crane, are you working on
your Caleb Williams apology? Nah, Nah, still still haven't
started it. No, I you wanted apology.
I couldn't help but notice they lost that game.
Davis what's the apology? Oh yeah, it was definitely Caleb
Williams fault they lost that game, do you know?
Who doesn't lose games? Max Brosmer?
That's a guy you should be. Apology.
Hayden, can I get a can I get a scale, a scale of 1 to 10?
Caleb Williams, one being Brosmer 10 being, I don't know,
whoever Tom Brady, give me, give me your Caleb grid.
Tom Brady, I don't know, like currently 7 and probably on pace
to be 9. Yeah, I'm like a sinster,
Hayden. Let's go ahead.
And Davis insists that I apologize to Caleb.
Williams, if you're not, if you're not at least out of
seven, yeah, you got to get the seven.
The thing is, is, I mean, this is just really a Jacob ISM is
that Jacob is probably a 62, but makes it seem like a 2.
Like just the way he speaks about him 'cause he knows it
tilts me and it works. I do.
I think about it every time I watch the Bears play.
I'm like, why won't these guys just say he's good?
That was another great thing about the broadcast is they kept
rehashing like the two missed throws and like not saying
anything about how great he was playing aside from those they
kept going back to. Well, what if he hit that little
out route for seven yards? Meanwhile, he's hitting bombs
down the field is pretty good. Collinsworth will do that with
guys where he just like, sometimes he's like this guy,
like I, I, you know who I remembered about?
He hated Cadarius, Tony and obviously the Chiefs were always
on Sunday Night Football and he would always just be like, you
know, he can't really focus or catch or run, but you know, when
they get him in space. Yeah, sounds like a win for
Collin's words. Don't show him the yards for
route run on Cadarius Tony. That would have it.
Was pretty good. It was good, It was good.
The the routes not so good, no? Didn't.
Get a lot so when you get a bunch of four yard pop passes
but you're only on the field for four yard pop passes, you.
Get. 4 yards per route run. It's it's pretty impressive.
Hackable stat, as it turns out, yeah.
Yeah. Dude every every Algier carry
just taken 39.7 seconds off the clock Sam.
That's so good. Look he got.
He's got one right here. There is another 4 yards.
Not to mention, yeah, inching you closer to that, hitting your
your line up as well. Yeah.
It's actually one of those spots where you're sweating a guy
where you would prefer him to like, not score a 67 yard
touchdown. You'd prefer it to be 12 carries
for 67 yards in an eventual touchdown.
Right. Tick, tick.
I like the other guys are
sweating. Tyler Algier on the other side
they're. Like damn it, another 4 yard
carrier. Sam, have you done the like if
you got your heads up display on the guy you are you are fading.
Have you looked at his portfolio or anything?
No like his exposures or anything like that.
We are. We are Social Security number.
We are. We are just talking about
potentially one of the biggest boomers to ever finished top
five. And like I think Joe Mixon was
like his fifth most drafted player.
Cooper Cupp was his most drafted player.
Some really good stuff in the old in the old.
Oh, that's the the guy who's second in points right now.
I think I did see a tweet or something on discord about about
that I think. I mean, look at, look at this
running backroom. The Joe Mixon really rounds it
out. It does.
Hunter Henry.
Kyle Pitts. I mean, I've got Hunter Henry,
Kyle Pitts teams, man. The.
Wander. Hopkins The.
Wandale show was pissing me off. Yeah, yesterday that was.
That was brutal. Man.
What it what it did you? Mixing DeAndre Hopkins with Adam
Thielen and Gregory McLeod, Sam. Yeah, I, I went to, you know,
random randomizer.com and just every draft was one of those two
guys mixed in some Ray, Ray McLeod every once in a while,
but it was mostly Hopkins and Dylan.
Nice. Mooney Mooney being on the team
is the This rug ties the room together.
It really is like the. Shittiest.
The shittiest guy who had 1000 yards at once and still gets
drafted and Sam's like, you know, at least I didn't take
Kiandre Lambert Smith. And.
I wait, I think, I think something just occurred.
So not only did you take Mooney, but Mooney kicked off a stack of
this game, right? You don't have any earlier
Falcons or Rams? Pieces, yes, that's that's yeah,
that's. The first one.
I thought it was the Mooney quorum correlation was really
gonna be what? What 1?
I mean, this is kind of the bit, this is the original correlation
bit, right? What was it?
It was, it was, it was, it was these, it was ertz right, It was
ertz Algier that. That's the one where Davis was
on the show, right? That was the one where Josh
Norris was like, you people have all gone too far.
I can't do this with you guys. I think I was counting yesterday
there, there are like 2 player, like two or three players in
this team that aren't week 17 correlated.
It's like hell yeah man. Miles Sanders, Derek Henry
feeling was and no longer is because he got caught and a
monorail. So I think it's just those 3.
Dude, the the does romandran. Oh, romandre too.
Romandre Yeah, Yeah. Hayden wait, does Josh in your
bandit bowl? Does he have week 17 correlation
on that line up did? He no no chance.
He does no chance. If it was, it was totally by
accident. He probably let's let's see if
he even has like teammate correlation.
Wow. I imagine that Josh uses like
the opposite of the star method, like he stars every player
besides the week. If he hasn't he he.
Just stars. He stars the guys that have the
best film. And that's just you.
Just you work down, you work down from there and you let the
points come where they may. Yep, Drake.
Drake May unstacked and Jaden Daniels also unstacked.
Knew it. Wow.
Dude shipper. Yep.
Drake KD actually worked out pretty well this year.
Yeah, that was that was for sure.
I was gonna say Drake optimal, optimal every every, I guess
digs. Digs was fine.
And Henry? Was fine, probably.
Yeah, yeah. You know, that is that's
actually just a very funny thing about this team.
Sam is this is all small hit guys other than JSNI.
Guess you'd say JSN was a huge hit.
I think you'd say JSN was a big hit, Yeah, yeah, wouldn't you?
I mean, he really is tailed. I mean, he's super tailed off
the last. Yeah, he has.
He was. He was the Jonathan Taylor like
mega regular season hit. Yeah, but like look, I honestly
for round 18 pick not 100% drafted, I'm giving Chuck huge.
Huge hit, definitely. Yeah, yeah, Chuck and Jawan are
great. Well, Sam took him in the 15th,
to be fair. Well, when you started being
three quarter that that crane, that was you.
You guys did this. You did this to the economy.
You're you were the the the fucking drill tweet.
Help me please. I'm spending all my money on 3rd
quarterbacks. I hope my family doesn't have
any money 'cause you guys told everyone it was the right way to
go it. Definitely might have some
money. Yeah, this, this is this is like
the perfect team for it. Brock pretty misses like half
the freaking year and you you survive it.
Right, right. Yeah.
Although I think Chuck was benched for Rattler during a lot
of that, but part of it he definitely helped to think.
Sam, is it surreal in the span of the start of the show till
now to see your EV go up the the cost of a mansion in Madison,
WI? I think they're like 1.3 to 1.7
EV jump there. Yeah, it says it's now like 1.8
on my latest refresh, so. Yeah, yeah.
What's the offer now? Well, let's see, you got to take
a good 35% right off the top of it.
So I'll go, I'll give you 12. No deal 1212 to bump in the
team. 1-2 to buy the team, yeah. I, I was gonna say, if you
actually want it, I could call Peter Jennings right now and I
guarantee he'd have the money wired to you.
I. Had that phone call 3 years ago
on this evening I believe. I bet.
I bet he did. I bet he did.
Yeah, I did. I wasn't offered one too though,
so that's pretty good. I don't remember the specifics
of 'cause you you did not have clean sweats like this heading
into that final game, 'cause that game was so much more
owned. There was a bunch of stacks
behind me, so I had like a little bit of a cushion.
But like once it got like if the game got nutty, not only would I
get past, but I could have been like 20th, 25th like if it if it
was like the game. Last night, yeah.
Yeah, if it was the game last night, it would have been like,
well, that was a fun. Little well, it was fun that we
fired up the stream my men kept. Just look at the stream, man.
Yeah. But if it was like a reasonably
quiet game, I would have won. So, you know, it it was, it was
a, it was, yeah. I thought it was a totally
normal game. It was a very bad.
Good in the game, didn't get nutty.
Yeah. Yeah, well, Sam.
Like really wanted me on the stream for some reason he kept
saying I was. Good luck charm.
Messaged I messaged Sam this morning and I was like, it's
time to start being a conspiracy believer Brother Sam.
Just DM me all day saying can you make the call you made for?
Yeah, I didn't want you on the stream, I wanted you at the
game. Sorry.
Yeah. JJFC people wondering, have you
spoken with the Bank Examiner? Yes, Lately.
Big Sam? Yeah.
Well, he, he sleeps, I have like bunk beds in my room.
When he sleeps in the top bunk he's like fully moved all of
his. Stuff.
That's who you're going to be spoken with later and Oh my.
God, I talk a lot so. We'll have a little pizza party
or something here. There you go.
Now, Sam, did you do drugs last night to fall asleep?
No, but tonight I'm I'm taking my my sleeping meds because I'm
going to I'm going to need it either either outcome good or
bad, I'm going to need it. But no, last night I tried to
just go old fashioned, you know, meditate, listen to a boring
podcast that did that, did not work.
So. He's like sick.
Did I put on an old? I put on an old ADP chasing and
it did not work. The.
The the 30 minute Justin Fields was Ross Wilson.
They usually puts me right to sleep.
But. It didn't work last night.
I think what you should do, Sam, is you should dig into Luther
Burden's collegiate profile and figure out if he was actually a
good prospect or not. That's what you should do today.
Yeah, he was a good Pete. You missed the point of the bit.
He was a good prospect. I'm trying.
Oh, he did. I didn't.
Know, I was trying to get you, I was trying to get you to reframe
yourself back to who you were in like 2014 and you weren't
willing to go there with me. No, I would have loved Luther
Burden 4 year old Pete, I loved him.
We were. We were into Jordan Matthews.
I'm pretty sure we would have liked Luther Burden.
You're talking about the SEC all time receptions leader Jordan
Matthews. Yeah, I bet we were into him.
I was thinking of some some good bits to do on Twitter if I went
tonight. Not not to get ahead of myself,
but I I did think 1 funny one would just to be like very niche
analytical breakdowns of like irrelevant player and just like
tweet them out like I was doing research like Kannada Mumfield's
first year comparisons. It's.
Like no dude, you do like Zachary's and data dump like
nothing's happening. Terrence Ferguson actually had a
higher whopper than Colby Parkinson in this game.
An incredible first right after like the game ends and you go,
I'm definitely out at Luther Burden's third round 2026.
I'm gone top. That's good one.
No, you got. You got to say you got because
JSN is on the team. You have to do a Micah Bernard
bit. That's like as inside baseball
as it gets. Yeah, I mean.
Fucking getting 10 points for me was come on man like.
Have you have you returned on JSN?
Are we going to get like AT Higgins style chart on JSN now
where you? At Sam's going to buy 17 jerseys
of every player in the winning lineup except ASF.
It's going to be Micah Bernard and then $1717.00 jerseys.
Wow. This game is so boring and I
absolutely love it. It's incredible.
Pete, do you know, do you know a little bit of Deposit Kingdom
lore about Sam Sherman's potential $2,000,000 team?
The easy in mythology, Yeah, we pulled it up.
We had the draft board up. Right now, how good is that?
That is so that is such good stuff.
There's another reality where Easy wakes up, decides Devonta
Adams isn't a grown ass man, and takes JS in there.
And none of this is happening, right?
None of it happens. Sad, sad but but we but we take
it. That's right.
Hey, Hayden, while I have you, what about 22nd clocks on the
big board here in about a month? The use of the time, frankly.
Also, can you drop it during the divisional round weekend?
That would be big for me. That would be That would be big.
For me, I'm not going to lie. Wow, wow.
Wow, hope confirming in the chat by the way.
Wow. Hell yeah, Hope.
Pick six. Pick sixes like you, no, you
feel you feel like it's bad when you you just we just want them
kind of off their script. Like Stafford, pressing can get
bad quick. Yeah, and the pit.
Stuff is like the pit stuff is like what?
What did the pits need to get 18 and stuff like that's we're
we're trying to get at least chopping that off.
I think it'd be so funny if you got the actual wish list from
people drafting big board teams in January.
It'd be like 4 second clocks, 450 Max.
Yeah. Can we make that happen?
Yeah. Yeah.
Any hope? Davis would Max the tournament
during the NFC Championship Game.
It would. Be I would take it if if they
released a 10 second clock before pre draft I would try and
Max it in a day. I would try.
I would try and Max it in a day. I would like to note that, oh,
wait, where'd the comic go? Yeah, I would like to note that
my sweats and and Sam's sweat that does a line here that I'm.
I'm just sweating. Drake May winning the MVP do.
You even have a bet on that? Or is that just?
AI don't have a bet on that, no. Pat, are you?
Were you familiar of the phenomenon with Drake, May's
wife and Bake? Miss her?
I have heard of this, that it's, I haven't bothered to go watch
any of it, but I've heard that she's kind of captured the the
heart of of the New England area.
You should, you should go and read some of the comments
because every comment is a reference to Drake May and it's
just like all stuff like don't make it too sweet and give our
little Drake a tummy ache just like that over and over.
It's been pretty funny. She's a good sport.
That's. Funny and the comments are like
Giselle never baked for us. She's busy now, yeah.
Shout out to the newlywed. Did you see like the Tom Brady
emo Instagram post? So, so good.
Tom Brady like turning into a divorced dad is is really good
stuff. Yeah.
I mean not my good. The the ownership thing with the
Raiders makes it messy, but what are the odds that Brady's
thinking about coming back after watching Rivers?
I mean, there has to be some chance, he's thinking.
About whatever. Whatever it was a month ago,
it's now 50X higher than it was before.
That's exactly right. Seeing Rivers actually do it,
yeah, I mean. Steve Young, which were you
telling me this, Corrine? No, I think you told me.
I did not tell you this. This is I'm credit.
This is must have. Maybe it was Jacob.
This sounds like it must have been just.
Saying right off the job. It must have been, it must have
been he was telling us how Steve Young was doing ATV bit where
he's like I'd love to come back and just do like 10 plays a
game. Just put me up it.
Might have been Gretch this it. Might have been Gretch it.
Was Gretch. It was Gretch.
Yes, it was Gretch. Yeah, Hayden, do you ever take
on is Phillip Rivers an indictment of?
The Yeah. Where do you stand on the floor?
Yeah, where are you? Is Riley Leonard healthy?
That's the first question. That that was, I think, a very
clear win for Davis. They didn't.
They had no idea there. Not many of those out there
these. Unless the big board has 10
second clocks in case 10. Second, clocks and me and my
people are are having a good are having a good.
Yeah, no, that was like classic big media, Like, no, like they
did not follow up and then and say that you were right about
that. That's no, you know, seldom the
fake. News Double Down Times, Dante
Lee All these people had a lot to say, and then they had very
little to say. You're asking us for apologies
about Caleb Williams instead of asking Nina for apologies.
Dave, Nina would be with me on Caleb.
Nina would be with me on Caleb. She knows ball.
Would she be at a 7? Is that what you're saying
instead of a six? She knows.
She knows her audience. She'd she'd move it to an 8
because she. Knew that she that take.
That take would be well received.
I think you're right. Yeah.
Now. OK, that's your new thing.
You you add her and say Mina, say Caleb Williams is an 8 out
of 10 on this arbitrary scale and all is forgiven.
All right, dude, we are. We got 8 minutes left.
We get a we get a Rams blank here like a a punt or like they
go for it on 4th and three and don't get it.
And we start to get Stafford just being like, well, I don't
give a fuck. Like, yeah, whatever.
Like how many times have we seen Matthew Stafford in his career
in this spot sidearming? Hookah's not playing the three
tight end snaps. Yeah, that's really big.
You know, like. He he, he.
He never does right. No, he a couple weeks ago he
did. That was like kind of the new
thing when he went. Out.
Yeah, he did. He did.
But now it's is that Mumfield 15 Mumfield.
So now it's he's not even playing the three tight end
snaps. So you need bowling ball Rams,
you need McVeigh on one go full Boomer and just do the Colby
Parkinson thing the rest of the game.
And we talked about them wanting to win this game, but I don't
know if they were to get down like 28 points at that point.
Are you like desperately pulling out all the stops or you just
like, wow, look, we won't be the five seed.
I. Mean not having your best player
on the field and back-to-back downs when you're down 14 seems
semi white flag WAVY to me. Well, I think I mean they saw
they saw Devante go down what, 2 weeks ago?
And like that was my thought going into this game is like the
game plan can't beat a spam hookah 15 targets in a semi
meeting. Like obviously he's going to
play and get some targets, but it would be weird if they just
like ran him into the crowd in a fairly meaningless game.
So that's certainly seems to be playing in my favor.
Just putting it out there in the universe, in the corner.
I think. Yeah, Parkinson.
No, that's. Ferguson.
Humble did he drop him?
Was he? Did they touch him?
I think he was down but I'm not 100% sure.
And if you just want this in the in the environment little
cautionary tale for you, Sean McVay, Nicole Yokich just limped
off the court, holding his knee back to the locker.
Room. Someone alert Sean.
Just let him. Just letting you know that you
are on a knife's edge here I. Want to see if he was clutched
here? I don't know if he was, I think.
He was. Yeah, yeah, he got him on this.
Yeah, he did. He.
Was he did? Barely.
But hey, Blake Corn, big pass protection Rep right there.
Keep him on the field. He's earned it.
Have you guys considered doing like .25 for a pass protection
Rep? Just a good old block.
Nice. I bet we could get, I bet we
could get Norris on. Board, I think we could get
Norris on that, yeah. I'm just.
You gotta stone someone, you know?
It's a little subjective point. Point point, point per.
PFF stone stone grade pass block.
That was the whole Trayvion thing, and as a prospect was
like, hey, he might be tiny, but he's the best pass protector
ever. And then the Patriots were like,
he might be the worst we've ever seen.
Yeah. No, it's true that.
Stuff is so hard. It doesn't seem to translate
though, you think? Or like.
And then the the Videl came in this year and they're like, he's
awesome at it now, so. All the Patriots fans in my
mentions just kept telling me he's he's stupid.
OK, he's down and there's a flag.
Down. Bring that back.
Wow. I thought that was a touchdown.
You need him to do that dance and get him cancelled halfway
through this. Get him in the end zone and get
him on the dance. And they have to.
Although I don't know if that'll happen because DK Metcalf
punched a fan and still played that game coming.
Back the legal formation coming back.
Coming back, all right. Wow.
I've I've always said illegal formation is a great penalty to
call on every team other than the Kansas City Chiefs for
Angewan Taylor. Everyone else though, it should
always be called. And Puka's coming off the field
now. Yeah, just.
Just tired, yeah. He does seem tired.
Get the tight ends back out there.
He's he's actually. Going to do a quite too much
space. Spot with Aiden Ross is why he's
been a little preoccupied. Let's do some Kanata bum field
targets. Come on.
So you got to see what you have with these guys, you know?
What happened to Whittington like that was that came and
went? Fast it did I.
Don't know. Whittington's one of those
players who if we, because I think everyone's like kind of
whatever on Whittington. But if Whittington had had
underclassmen college production, we'd all be like,
what? The hell, Sean.
Where's? Whittington.
Whittington is, you know what he's gonna, it's gonna be he's
gonna kind of have a Parker Washington run.
We're like 3 years from now. We're gonna be like, dude, every
time they play Whittington, he kind of gets there.
Yeah. Well, there was that moment with
Whittington where we all thought he like the Michael Wilson when
Marvin Harrison's out and just actually fall out with
opportunity. Wow, can.
We connect with Puka there on the screen.
That's nice. He's not focused.
Hookah drop. Wow.
Kannada Munfield had a 35% dominated rating.
I just said. 21 is a freshman. He was pretty interesting, yeah.
And then he played in that air raid system.
Later tonight, yeah. Well, when you Sam, this would
be such a guy. Just sweet obscure facts about
this game. Well when you play in an air
raid system the market share numbers get all wonky, which is
why Mumfield's stuff so weird despite being good young.
There's Whittington. He was in Akron and then he
transferred to Pittsburgh. Is Akron Arron?
No Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh hired an Air Raid
offensive. Court.
And they got Eli, Eli Holstein, who I believe was a transfer
from Alabama. So that's why his production
fell off, because he went from like more concentrated to less
concentrated offense. Got it.
The EV is at 1.9 now. Would you take that?
That's I'm taking. You think you would take that?
Yeah, I'm in the one. .9 right now I'm good with that.
Root against you if you said you wouldn't take.
That I can Max everything next year if I could with the
difference. Oh man.
Jesus. All right, here's a here's a
good question in your heart of hearts.
So you had puka in like the mini schnauzer 7 or whatever.
How much personal money would it take for you for inside to
actually be anti sweating Sam? Like $2000 for yourself, $20,000
for yourself, $100,000 for yourself.
No one has to answer, but I just want you to all think that just
sit. Sit with your for everyone.
At the chillers. One guy tilting Kyron Williams
touches like everybody's out for their own here, bro.
There's people that are still bad at Pat for that game getting
cancelled. Did you think that they were
rooting for him? Oh, we got a 50 bucks in here.
50 bucks. 200 Wow this is your pal.
Drew G says 10K is what you would need.
To tilt the scales. What a selfie.
Appreciate it easy easy to say that when you've already cashed
$2,000,000 on on Underdog Fantasy Pat.
Hey PD update it to like $46 just for a second just to scare
the shit. Yeah, please, dude, please. 37
I'm getting the whiskey, yeah. Yeah, but Sam hits the whiskey
$47. Someone Pete in the Deposit
Kingdom someone someone pulled up.
I said this in the summer. I was like, oh, no tout will
ever win BBM again. It's just too big too 600 and
600 and 7600 and. 7. That's that's what I was gonna
say. Do we count?
Do we count Sam as a as a tout wire in?
Chuck, are we finding a way to be right about being wrong that
that always cashes? Bloody what do you think I'm
here for? Sam, did you retire because of
that idea that no Tal would ever win against, so you had to go
back? Exactly, I knew of the civilian
they wouldn't bring it. Like the only way underdog would
bring it for me was if I retired first.
So the deal we struck. It's it's true.
You also left them high and dry. You like left them in week 12.
You, you left Hayden with fucking the worst month of
waivers possible, dude. Yeah.
What the hell? Yeah.
I mean, you just, you had a kid and I was like, I'm out, I'm out
of. Here and Hayden to to what
amount are you seeking reparations for leaving?
You high and. Dry.
Yeah, exactly. Oh man.
Well, I gave them some advance, some advance notice, like a
couple couple weeks I think so you know.
Well, everyone always tries to recreate the the winning formula
of the previous year's BBM lineup.
Davis is gonna recreate retiring for three hours and then coming
back and seeing if that gives him the.
I promise you, I promise you I won't.
That gives me cold shakes. Gives me cold shakes to not be
thinking about expected value of working for three hours.
Left my left my wife with my my crying kid upstairs so I could
come and talk shit about Derrick Rogers 11.
Years after the fact with the. Demos So how how does explain to
your wife that two members of your podcast, you know,
potentially of one a million $2,000,000 and you think like
you're next. She thinks this.
She thinks this is all fake bro. Yeah.
This is, this is, this is all just an unreal world to her.
She's like, you don't have a job.
Like that part's a little. It hit a little bit close to
home because YouTube decided to age restrict my stream from
today. No reason, just completely out
of nowhere. So I spent like 30 minutes
haggling with I'm I'm sure what is an AI agent from YouTube just
to like, all right, well, that is how thin it is.
Was it your biggest stream this year with Hayden and it crashed
midway through? Yes, I.
Did that was the day. That was the day that stream
Yard said yeah or no, It wasn't even stream Yard it was in.
It was Infira. Yeah, it was Infira, I think.
Yeah, that was weird. Yeah.
What can you do? What can you do?
I have big two-minute drill here for big yeah.
What did you eat today, Sam? Not much, honestly.
Whiskey seltzer, Papa. Toast in the game.
Wait, did you really have whiskey earlier today?
No, not. No, Pete, this would be a great
bit. Do ask like the worst questions.
Like be like, really like, be like the worst you can be right
now. Speak on that.
Sam, just say when's your dad's birthday?
Do something nice for him. We do at some point I have to
tell. I mean, we're joking about the
the rigging BBM thing, obviously, but Pete, it is
insane that chess Liam, you know, goes on your goes on your
YouTube channel wins. What did he win 1,000,000 Pat
dude. Have you thought about this at
all? This.
Is yeah. Have you have you considered
this at all? No, I just have a a shirt that
says Chasing Crane on it. But what are like actually, what
are the odds that I mean, that's.
It's fucking insane. Dude no, no it's not.
The odds are way fucking higher than you would think because
such a small percentage of people Max BBM.
It's something like it's something like 35%.
Doesn't include Sam. Let's go.
OK, so super small percentage of people do more than 10.
I mean, Hayden. Hayden.
Davis tried to talk himself into him being the next BB ever.
Not that it's. Actually.
For another pacer to win it. No, I'm just saying that I'm
actually trying to say it's not that.
Like I'm trying to console you, Peter.
I'm trying to say it's actually not that.
I'm actually just saying it's not that bad, not.
That. If like if you were, if you were
to do the math on it, if you were to do the math on it, you
are having people on your show who Max the contest or do a lot
of entries who either use a tool or just relatively good drafters
understand the framework of makes a good best ball team.
Like the odds are way higher than random chance is what I'm
saying. Yeah, but then 100,000 people
question. Yeah, there's just so many
people, yeah. It's kind of like the David
Kitchen thing. You know the tree, the branches
are flourishing, but that trunk, you know it's a little long.
In the Duke. I think the crazy, like the
craziest part is that it's this specific tournament.
You know, it's like it's not like, you know, we've all won
some, you know, like the puppy four or something like we, it's
BBM. We.
Can't all win the Bandit bull mania.
It's not the bandit bull mania. Don't worry, Pete, you're next.
Winks, winks. I did see a pretty good idea on
Twitter about do you see like the Benjamin Button best ball
mania idea where first the first week is week 17, so you know
where you are and then you're reverse sweating back and you're
seeing if you could advance. So like, let's say you came in
first. Place that is sick.
And but you don't know if you're gonna advance on the way out.
So now if you did have like a top 10 to finish, you're
sweating for 17 weeks if you're actually gonna advance out of
the pod. It's pretty silly, but you'd be
cool that's. Really.
Oh my. God I love that dude.
It's pretty dope, but. Interception.
They call, Yeah. Oh, I'm really far behind.
I didn't see if it's I missed the play.
So wow, that would that'd be crazy because you know what
would happen is someone would get through everything and they
would be like barely hanging on Yep, to advance out of their pod
and then they they. Wouldn't the the customer the
customer service that would have to happen?
Rescue me, it said it. Was worth $2,000,000 and I
didn't get anything. Have your winnings for 16 weeks
and 2 million to just 0. Dude, what did, what did I tell
you guys? I told you Stafford gets in the
spot and he just kind of starts to Dick around.
Like he just, he just Dicks around.
Oh, I love it. Yeah, I mean, it's just OK.
So that's a clean interception, right?
What was the? Flag.
I don't I don't see what the flag is.
I don't know, it seemed like the Falcon slurs were celebrating as
if it was on the Rams, but. OK, yeah, there we go all.
Right, here we go. All right.
Just run it. Just run it.
I want to look at what? Nice.
Oh, probably want to get caught. Wow, he's going to.
Get Is he going to get caught? He's got it.
No tutty. Wow.
So wow, How, how, how far away? Let's check the Bizon teams,
yeah? There was the Bor, it was Borat,
right? It's the Borat team.
Yeah, it's a Borat team. My Bijan.
Sorry. But that.
Really did. Pete did not want to say that.
And it just was like a, it was just a like that was like a, an
autonomic response. You could not say it.
I had to. I think he needs a lot more.
Yeah, I mean, he was 30 behind, right?
And he's replacing a pretty high score.
Yeah, I think he's. Replacing a He's replacing a 11.
OK, so he's 172 now he's up to 172.
OK. It wasn't 11.
OK. I thought it was higher than
that. I.
Mean so honestly, basically. Has to match Henry.
So this is our, our, our realistic thing to be thinking
about right now. Matthew Stafford is plus 1:45 to
win the MVP. Does he care and does Sean McVay
care? I would say.
About that, yeah, they definitely do, yeah.
I don't think they would really. I don't think they cared that
much. I mean, I don't think they care
enough to like make this game about that, you know, they're.
Going to give them the third quarter.
They'll give them the third quarter for sure.
Yeah. It's just like, well, if, if
they're down 24 with 15 minutes to go, you know, I think they'd
probably pull them. So.
I looks like that Borat guys EV shot way up, but not really at
the expense of me. Yeah, Yeah.
But obviously this makes them way more live if Dijon is
another big play, Yeah, yeah, he's still what?
15 off of you. Yeah, Does he just have the
next? Dijon team is at 165.
Yeah, it's just no. He has pits too, but pits
doesn't hit until let's. See.
Where? Yeah.
Pits doesn't hit until 5th No 8. Yeah, it would be flex.
He could flex him at 15.8. No, but that's the wide receiver
3, right? Oh.
You're right, 19.9, yeah, you're good on on pets at this point,
Yeah. Yeah, and then the next Bijon
team doesn't have anyone except Bijon, and he's another seven
points down. What's the username on that one?
Pat Burgundy. Bets.
Oh, that's my boy. Well.
Well, he's one in 125K right now.
That's a that's a, that's you know what Burgundy Betts is
going to be their draft. Well, probably not now, but he
what he was there drafting with me in in January last year.
Looking here the next guy, yeah, it seems like basically solo
Bijon teams. Because you can't do Bijon puka
and we've already eliminated Adams.
There's only so many other like combinations.
Of. Bijon teams that there are.
Right. Dijon, like Drake London and
stuff, but they're not going to pass the ball that much.
They're not really sweating that.
It's like Stafford Bijon, you know, but Stafford has a point.
Yeah, I, I found one of those, but I, I don't even think you
care. Like he's replacing a 19 so like
maybe. But I doubt it.
Yeah, it'd be like Chyron for a little bit here.
Yeah, this one does. Yeah, he has chyron too, but
yeah, I mean, he's got a hit. Yeah, you're wearing a huge.
Points. 4. Yeah, you're still clearing huge
points. Yeah.
So it's really just a bijon. Another one of those is is.
Another one of those from Bijon is what we're trying to avoid,
yeah. We don't need what we don't need
that. That is crazy though, because
they I mean, this gives the Rams another possession before half
too, like it was trending towards Falcons just milking the
clock and. And I was really expecting
Mooney to show up today, and it's just kind of crazy that
he's not really getting there. Pizza.
You. Could get a lot.
Of Algier, that's true. Like weirdly if Bijon does that
again it might kind of fuck the Bijon teams because then it's
just like well we're up 4 touchdowns.
Like let's just give it to Algier and let's let Algier
replace St. Brown's points.
Pete long time ship chaser marker tassel whose username is
soccer. Liam X is up by like 12 points
in the superflex puppy for 200K right now.
Wait, that guy's name is the soccer Liam X?
Yeah. I always wondered who that was.
OK. Yeah, wonder.
Mac Nova's in 3rd in the DK. Yeah, Oh, nice.
Look at this. Good year for the community,
Pete. Gobbler is in good shape in the
the marathon. In the marathon I thought it was
a Sprint or is it the marathon? I think it's sack is doing good
in the Sprint. Yeah, I think Sack's.
Been the person in the marathon for a while.
He's feeding pits. Sack is feeding pits.
He's sweating. Yeah, that Bijan touchdown made
me a little. Yeah, I would a little more.
Nervous. Stomach starting to churn a
little bit? Well, especially I think you can
be thankful though, because this game was projected to have a lot
of those moments and you essentially had one of them.
And went to puka or not puka like that.
Easily could have been Puka sprinting down the the sideline.
Stafford is just loving these these no hopers to Kanata
Mumfield, just loving just like No chance.
So it looks like Mike Nova's not live for first because a guy
Jesus by like a point ahead of them has Bijan too.
What's? I get in that one.
What's that price? Let's see, he's currently
winning 715,600 and he could get up to a mil if Bijan has like
another 7 because I think yeah, this guy's got no PMR in first.
Incredible. Wow.
And let's. See.
Does he have anything else live? No.
So it's just Bijan. All Staffords, let's go.
Just go to halftime. Let's go to halftime.
Yeah, they're going to. Pack it up.
Man, Falcons really have. Falcons have wasted this this
defense big time this year. I don't know why this is so
funny to me. Dude, let's get in some big and
Bijon hires. To.
Imagine next wedding. Tweet Out Tweet out A pickup
league right now for second-half.
Davis, remember you're hypothetical about what would it
take for people to root against Sam $110 pickup.
Dude, dude, I have a four leg parlay that I flex.
I'm dude, I'm really sweating. I'm really sweating.
Darnell Mooney here. Well, maybe that's what we
should do. Maybe we should do a Mooney
Algier pick them to make the people monetarily invested all.
Right. Yeah, we can.
Well, or we could just take all the lowers on Puka and Bijan.
Yeah, do a do a $10 hedge, Sam. It's more fun to root for
things. Did you, did you try and do like
did you bet like a couple $1000 on the under or anything like
just to nothing? Nothing.
I thought about it for like 15
minutes a day and then I just decided I was going to say fuck
it. And what happened?
Yeah. Respect.
Pete, should we, should we hop in a a deposit Kingdom double
up? Yeah.
I mean this would be a great way to pass the time.
Honestly, like playoff basketball draft.
Someone, someone unironically asked for a playoff basketball
draft like 20 minutes ago. Yeah, let's.
Do I got 135 of these to do this week so you guys got to sit me.
Well, can't you just? You could probably just auto
these, right? Yeah, but I'm a hand builder
brother. I like.
Didn't. OK, yeah, correct me if I'm
wrong, didn't you win this last year?
Like literally first place. No, I think it someone from the
depot actually did I I might. I'm I'm relatively confident you
got first place. In this I just have won so many
double UPS that it's just hard for me to keep track of all the.
Double uses. People are wanting you to
release the shell dude. Yeah, well, go look at what
Sam's EV is and BBM, and that's how much it would cost for me to
release the shell, which means there's only two people on this
street who could get the shell released.
I'll. Call, I'll call CSU.
Wow. Pretty crazy seeing these week
1880P isn't it guys? Yeah.
So who you like out of the sixth spot here, Pete?
Kind of hoping puka falls after this performance.
Pete, does this have a nice flat payout structure or how is?
This it is. Flat is Lake, MI one to two
thousandth place, $10. It's beautiful.
Lake, MI It's. Good shit.
Are you gonna do the main BR this week or literally just
this? Nevis No, never.
Have you seen the payout structure on that Jesus?
I haven't. Kaden what?
What are the motivations, the team team motivations you need
to be worried about with some of these top guys here?
What I did today is I DM Ed Reebs and I said we're doing
this tomorrow and by we Reebs you're coming to the show with
some good notes here. Give me all the incentives
you're. Outsourcing.
Yeah, I'm, I'm on team outsource right now.
Like contract incentives are like who needs what?
Everything. I think there's like 5 games
that matter. Panthers.
Oh well, on so for the main slate.
Both Saturdays, Sunday Night Football matters.
The Jaguars need to win to stay alive or to to win the division.
Broncos need to win. Yeah, but.
But Trey Lance is starting. Yeah, Chargers are done.
Trey Lance fits terrible games. Trey Lance fits pretty nice in
the shell, Peter. I know he sure does.
Buffalo needs to win right for playoff seats.
They're kind of stuck, but they might still go for it.
They're kind of stuck. I mean, they, Liam said.
They didn't care last week. Yeah, I would say it's they're
low on the list of like carrying, I would say.
Yeah, Burrow said. He's going to play, So yeah,
yeah, I mean, if that makes sense.
And then? Miami will be feisty.
Still, they'll try. Etn they're, they're trying.
That's the way down the board. Here's here's a here's a good
question. ATP I just want the best place.
Good can what? What can the Chiefs do to lose
to the Raiders? What What can they do to lose to
the Raiders? I did look that up.
If the Raiders lose, they still have an 8089% chance of getting
the 1st. Wow spot, I didn't realize it
was that. Like I it's more, it's more that
I like. How can Chris Elodicoon get a
loss to the Raiders? I it's just, it has to happen.
It's awesome. It might just not, might just
not be possible. Well, yeah, Gino's out.
So it's what Picket and. Crosby returned to the to the
building today. So like, maybe they feel like
the job is done in a way. Beating the Giants that are
losing the Giant, beating them in the tank race.
I mean that. Would be so funny for Crosby to
suit up next week. That's.
Awesome. I mean it kind of makes sense
because he's super pissed off about it and they don't really
need to lose the game as bad. Yeah.
The Eagles already have the Division One.
Yeah, they're low Patriots. Patriots can't get the one seed.
They they can. Patriots can get the one seed.
I think they're all playing at the 4:00 window, though.
Oh, Crosby. 'S I'm saying Crosby's, not IR.
Yeah, then you need the. Yeah, Raiders.
Per the Athletics, it says they have a 58% chance to get the one
pick if they if they win, so they don't want.
To win, yeah. Are the are the Lions going to
try? Like, is Dan Campbell just going
to send out? What are the problems that
Monroe has been dealing with injuries, you know, for for a
while? I wonder if there's like kind of
something with that. I'm sure Gibbs is going to play
like normal though. I feel like the Lions in like a
week 18 game where they already had everything clinched, they
still played starters for like a while one year.
I feel like Campbell's tried no matter what type of guy, but
we'll see. Yeah, I'd.
Guess so. Oh yeah, and the the angle
against Ben Johnson. Yeah.
Oh yeah, the big one's going to be Caleb's 270 yards away from
4000 club and their trips, they still have a lot to play for.
So I think like that's going to be the the big incentive talks.
But Caleb? It's Caleb so.
It's so hard to make him as a six if he has 4000 passing.
Dude double stacking in cash out of the two O 1.
Wouldn't. Expect anything else from Eddie
Lacy. That's a no, no.
Oh. My God, you got a rainbow, I
mean. Parker, Washington in a big
spot. Is Parker, WA a free agent?
I think he's back, but I don't know that for sure.
I think he's back cuz it I believe he's a third year player
I. Think he's a Parker.
Washington IT. Yeah, yeah, OK.
He's got one more year left. He should hold out.
Yeah, what are the Jags gonna do with?
Jack, I should have. I should have, you should have.
That's a that's a huge miss by me.
Oh man, Sam. Huge miss.
Sam, you were, I will say the number one thing that you were
missed on in ADP chasing. You were missed in many ways,
but you could have provided such a dose of realism, insanity and
level headedness about Travis Hunter that was so missed in in
our corner of the Internet. Yeah, Jacob, wasn't Jacob saying
he would take him in like the the 2-3 turn if you had to do
something like that? He was.
Yes, he sure was. Wait for who?
Artillery. Frost like dad eyes.
Artillery frost is the best the. Hell yeah, man.
The Travis Hunter thing was sad though because I feel like he
was like coming out of that bye week the expectations were the
highest they had been all year and then it was just to IR.
That was such a bummer. Well, yeah, all the all the
Jacoby Meyer stats should be applied to Travis Hunter and I
think we can all just agree on that.
It's more the Parker Washington role, I think, is what kind of
what he was in. Meyers has been playing outside
mostly. It is weird that the Parker
Washington role looked a lot better with Parker WA in it than
Travis Hunter for for a lot of the season that's.
The that's the part. We need to investigate.
Parker Washington's had a lot of time to develop.
You know, he's learned the route concepts.
He's only playing the one position.
Yeah. I mean, it is like Hunter was
really starting to flash. So I actually do think, yeah.
He was going to go crazy, I think, yeah.
I do wonder if Thomas is like legitimately on the trading
block this summer, which is so weird to say after his rookie
year, but I would kind of buy. It are the are the Blue Bombers
in need of a of a new outside boundary wide receiver?
The the other way to go on it is that next year I was like, do
they just concentrate on Hunter playing cornerback?
Yep. Yeah.
I think one of them are free, free agent on the other side of
the ball. Who's they have one of their
corners is. I I believe so.
I'd have to double check that. They just traded for one of the
one dude I forget from the from the Browns.
Well, they. Yeah, but that was a.
Corner Yeah, that was a swap. That was a corner for a corner.
Yeah, Jordan Lewis in the offseason stuff.
Yeah, it's it's a weird situation, but I think the Brian
Thomas part is going to be the weird thing where like, but if
you think he's on the trade block, it would be pretty
unprecedented. Like obviously under 50%, but
it's not 0. It's, it's not, it's not that
unprecedented if you just think he's like Michael Michael
Clayton, you know, just like a guy who set sun run on a bad
team with a backup quarterback. I can't be convinced that Brian
Thomas is actually bad man like. Yeah, I think he's really good
man. He's.
Been awful this year at everything.
Sure. He hasn't been awful.
He's been disappointed because we anointed him as the next
elite wide receiver and he. What would you call getting like
easily out produced by Parker WA?
I mean park the Washington might be might.
Be. Yeah.
OK, let let me, let me check right now.
Let's all, let's all do our guess.
More yards per game. Brenton Strange or Brian Thomas
junior, Let's all do our guess. I don't know.
I think it's Brian Thomas. I'll go Brian Thomas.
Wait a second. Wait a second, did someone hear
some Travis Hunter say found a way to pop on the stream?
How's it going folks? I just wanted to give my best a
Sam. I won't be able to stay on for
too long, but hope you guys are having a great night, especially
Mr. Sherman. Thanks, Jacob.
Appreciate it. Wait, did you hear the did you
hear the Travis Hunter stuff or were you just popping on
regardless? I I didn't hear anything about
Travis Conner. I was hopping on to be a Good
Samaritan, but apparently you guys were.
Coming You hopped on right after Sam was talking hella shit about
your. Travis.
Well, I can't, I can't say shit to Sam.
I mean, first of all, he's about to win $2,000,000.
Hopefully I'm knocking on a lot of this.
And then also like we're, we're about to be bought out by Sam
Capital. So like I really.
What's the price, Pete? What is the price of the ADP
chasing brand gone up to in the course of this program?
Yeah, like, whatever you want, buddy.
Like I'll, I'll, I'll like kiss your feet and talk to you about
Parker Washington. Travis Ladder sucks.
Like has a cornerback. I just bought I buy ADP chasing
and I forced Jacob just to be the most boomer on all other.
Things, I think. Kyron Williams has been running
really well tonight. You have to talk to Derrick
Henry in the second next year if you want to stay.
On I'll I'll doubt him in the first.
I mean, please, please, please rescue us, Sam.
Capitol rescue me. I mean, Jacob, the other thing I
was thinking is I mean you. I mean, I, I basically gave you,
you know, your, your roles in the fantasy space this year on
100. Dollar each.
Best thing after I left. So next year you might be in
line to when you get out. Yeah, you know, it has been the.
Hayden, is that true? It's going to be Jacob next
year. I think Jacob might have to take
his desk job. Sam's going to hand over the
keys to the cubicle for. That yeah, there's there's one
of two ways this can go for sure.
Like as as my career so far has just followed directly in Sam's,
it's either I wind up leaving the fantasy space altogether in
like 2 months or I wind up winning $2,000,000 in 12 months.
I hope it's the latter, but you know, it could go the way.
Why not both? Why not both?
That's. Right.
Jacob. The reason Jacob actually came
on is that he heard we were talking about the Blue Bombers.
Were you actually? Yeah, yeah.
I thought he'd be a good fit for Brian Thomas Junior next year.
Do you, I mean, look, we, we have some openings, you know,
like this is the first year we hadn't made the great cop in the
last 6. We're open to any sort of
alternatives, even that scrub. The the answer, by the way,
Bretton Strange 44 yards per game.
Brian Thomas Junior 50 yards per game.
So Brian Thomas Junior buy, buy a hair.
Buy a hair. Also I just want to talk about
I'm trying to work on my week 18 cash shell and in my inbox is
Jacob's 2026 rankings. Where is Derrick Henry?
Is this basketball rankings? Where is Derrick Henry?
If these are basketball rankings, please tell me where
he is. Let let me pull that up.
He's he's in the second. Round well, he only ranked fifty
players Hayden OK. He's yeah.
And I, I put Henry in the second round.
He's going to be 30. Three.
I don't know how. Look, he's going to keep doing
this, I guess, but he was what, what was he like entering this
week? Was he like RB-11 like I?
I finally thought this was the year that we got away with it
and we did not I. Know I thought so too.
He. Forgot about D Amber.
We did. Jacob is in such capitulation
mode, if there's any takes you guys want to get him to
backtrack on, now is the time. Williams, can we get it?
Can we get a Caleb Williams apology?
Don't do it I. I won't do that unless Sam tells
me to. What about Jalen Hurts?
Did you see his contract? Would you say Jalen Hurst is
like a top five or top three quarterback?
Jacob yeah, yeah, the second-half of that Eagles
Buffalo game really had me backtracking by Jalen Hurst
takes for sure. I I was watching that game being
just just really impressed by him as a pastor.
I have been drafting a lot of Eagles, though, in playoff
baseball. They're good.
They could like you can just take them all.
You take them. All, Yeah.
And like, so I, I, I don't respect Jalen Hurst really at
all, but I, I definitely take the Eagles more than any other
team so far playing playoff. What about Jameson Williams?
Are you willing to admit he's fast now?
He's definitely fast, Yeah, He's one of the fastest out there,
one of the fastest to ever do it.
That is true. I think both sides of the aisle
can handshake. You could all agree that he is
fast. Now what?
What we're what we're wondering, Sam, is what kind of voodoo shit
did you do to Matthew Stafford? Because this guy looks
positively Brady Cookie and out there right now.
I know I mean, a lot of people are saying that the Falcons were
smart to trade their first round pick for James Pierce.
It's a really, really good deal for them, man.
Stafford is taking a lot of he's taking a lot of hits tonight.
They got to they got to pull him.
They. Should probably rest him in
like. OK, OK.
If they go for this. OK.
Yes, Mumfield. Mumfield man is.
That wow. Smith, Smith, Smith.
That's fine. Dude.
That's how you know you're on the gas.
It's a rite of passage to mess up two players who look very
similar in the heat of the moment.
Is 22 out? Well like fully shadow round at
this point 'cause there there were a few teams in the running
that actually had two two and I'm glad to see it.
I haven't seen him once in. The.
He's playing one thing about. 4 situational snaps a game.
It's it's really hard to run the ball ever when you weigh like
123 lbs. So it's just it's just not
happening for 2/2. But how much does?
I don't know why they didn't realize that before they spent a
round two pick on him, but they've.
Had and $10 million this offseason.
They said this is the year they gave him 10 mil.
That's. Crazy.
But Xavier Smith, whoever that is, who plays ahead of him, he
can't weigh more than 170. That guy's, that guy's tiny, so
I don't know what's up with 22. Maybe my boy my boy goods is
winning the big board like easily, like Artie is like 100%
equity. He was the he was the only
person who got me to draft any Giovante.
Could you imagine offseason? Could you imagine any worse
feeling if you actually did have like 99% equity to win a
tournament then for Davis fucking Maddock to be on YouTube
being like. Yeah, my good friend has 100%
equity. He's got this in the bag.
PD said it not me P it's P DS numbers.
I don't do numbers. We don't.
Want to be doing Davis if I'm,
if I'm ever in that position, keep my name so far out of your
mouth, but I I do not want to be pushed by you at all.
That would be terrifying. Talk to PD, talk to PD.
He's the 1 putting it out there for the Internet to see.
He's got the EV AT250K. If I had a Week 17 team with two
extra roster spots, I'd be winning $250,000 to.
So so, Sam, like I I've been loosely like I I've been
maniacally linking all the teams.
Is the larger sweat Dijon at this point than Puka I assume?
I think they're kind of equivalent.
I think we're fading like 17 extra points from Dijon and like
a similar amount from puka. So it's all, it's all kind of in
the same range. You just want this game to get
to 35. Nothing.
Everybody goes home. That's the goal.
Yeah, we want to see a lot of Tyler Algier.
Algier, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Did Coram ever come back in the game?
I think he's, I think he's done. He's done, but I'm not sure he.
Went to Aqua, really. I think he's probably.
Done. Yeah.
He seemed like he's in a lot of pain, so yeah.
See How many points do you need? From Algier?
How many points do you need from Algier for him to crack your
lineup? Like is it a goal line
touchdown? The way 11, right?
10.8. Yeah.
That would be the craziest outcome.
You get past and then Algier in garbage time.
Yeah. Yeah.
Over. To ALS me nuts I mean Algiers
getting. What?
Probably just prefer to win though like and not having a
clean. Sled Yeah, this is much better.
Fuck Sam, if you win, will you do 57 entries again next year?
Or do you think he backs it? Because that's a big question.
I'm going even lower. I feel like I need to.
Focus blood in. Bed.
Your accountant is gonna be very angry with you if you.
Go lower. I was.
Gonna say there might be other reasons.
Honestly no, Sam might be the one guy to be like this fantasy
football shit is so lame dude. I I'm not, I'm not starting a
fantasy football website like. Yeah, it's like it's all fucking
luck. I wanted one with Adam Thielen
and Miles Sanders on a team. Likethisluck.com would be pretty
good. I'll keep luck.
Really good domain would probably.
Do. Some yeah, fuckluck.com.
Yeah, that's a different website, but.
That's a new TV. I thought it was actually just
going to be fuck T higgins.com. Fuckthiggins.com.
Another bit thinking of other bits in my head I was thinking
of doing if I if I wouldn't BBM just just doing an updated
version of the Marvin Harrison chart versus Courtland Sutton,
Quinton Johnson and Calvin this year just.
Just tweeting. Oh, I thought I I.
Thought you were gonna do the tight end room.
No, dude, the Indianapolis the Indianapolis Colts tight end
graphic needs to be the first. That's the all time best, Yeah,
yeah. Yeah.
'Cause we had MO Ollie Cox, he actually.
Didn't know he had a catch less. Did you guys, did you guys catch
on Monday Night Football last week?
They did the segment about how the process of bringing Phillip
Rivers and they talked about how Shane Saiken as a leadership
council and that the leadership council had to sign off on the
decision. I did catch this and each
position group has a has a nominee to the leadership
council. So MO Ali Cox is on the
leadership council because he represents the Colts tight ends
on the Council of leaders. So.
So before Phillip Rivers could join the Indianapolis Colts, MO
Ali Cox's consent was required. This is straight up lore.
This is the definition of. Lore.
If he said no, who would be like MO Ali?
Guess what we're still doing? It he's.
Terrified man. Like sure MO, whatever you want.
Fired on the leadership council or specifically what's going on.
But like, theoretically MO Ali Cox could have stood up and like
I'm Spartacus and like, it never happens.
He just stops the whole thing. That's incredible all.
Right field goal. Does he have veto power on
whether he gets released every offseason?
Because I've been one. Of the leadership.
Strongly. Recommend eight years of this
shit. Every year I feel like you look
at a like cut candidates article, it's like, yeah, the
Colts can save 24,000,000 by cutting MO Ali Cox if they
they're going to do it and then he just stays in the roster
every year. We are so close to arguing about
veteran NFL players being cut or not cut for the big board like.
We're so. Close to this year's Evan
Ingram, where like every idiot is like.
Why would they cut Evan Ingram and then I?
Already have the column halfway written.
We. We.
Were the guys. Can save $29 million by cutting.
Oh yeah. Zero dead cat I.
Wonder if it isn't first policy guy.
Is is Godwin one of them? I feel like Godwin's deal had.
Like outs. Didn't he have outs though?
Maybe I'm misremembering I think.
It'd be pretty costly. Mike Evans is a free agent
though for sure though. What?
What about DK Metcalf? They they can, because those
guarantees got voided. I know.
That's why I'm bringing that up. No, no.
But the steel did you guys the. Steelers said yeah.
The Steelers said no. They said they chose not to void
them. Wow.
Leadership cancelled. Choose to void them.
DK is on the leadership council. Yeah, big leadership council.
Mike Tomlin brought it to the leadership council, the Garnell
Washington on the agenda to deploy DK's contract.
DK voted no. Wait, so they they had like a
temporary period of time to avoid them and they chose not to
exercise? Like they they chose not to
change the language of his contract.
Wow. They saw that guy's.
Presser and said yeah, we're on team DK.
Here, Yeah, this guy's. I love that, though.
The the striking when the iron's hot of thinking you need a press
conference is incredible. Yeah, Jacob, you're the lawyer.
If you're the lawyer next to him.
Did they have any idea what this guy was going to say?
Did they think, all right, what the fuck did we just get
ourselves into? Like what are the lawyers next
to him thinking as that's going on?
As as both a lawyer and an enthused gist of the backwards
hat, I, I had a lot of questions and most, most of my questions
were related to if you're going to go backwards hat as P Davis
and I are all currently doing, what are we wearing?
Right? We're wearing a snap back.
That's what you got to do for the backwards hat.
You cannot go fitted backwards hat.
You can't go fitted backwards. Hat ever fitted backwards?
Hat is so bad, nothing you can do could be taken seriously at
that point, yeah. You're shocked about the the the
head choice from the guy who was wearing purple hair.
Well, did you see he had the wig on?
And then he takes the wig off and if you see he has blue hair
underneath it, he has a blue wig.
He pulls it off and he still has long blue hair.
Unbelievable. All right, we want an NPC
touchdown here, I think. I think this is like a like a
David Sills touchdown. We want Tyler Alzier.
Touchdown. Well, don't we want a Mooney
touchdown? Like, that's the best kick, are
you? Right.
Sure. I mean, what we want is let's.
Talk about things that are realistic.
Yeah, let's not get greedy here. How?
How happened? Oh.
No, they got em. They got em.
They got fucking shit. Figure it out.
God damn it, this is crazy. Jesus.
Fucking too high shell. Let's go ban it, am I right
Hayden? Ban the too high shell.
Give it happen. This is the reason you're
supposed to be. Good I I see Chris Shula as
joining Jeff Haffley and Are you sure you want to head coaching
position? Yeah.
Are there any head coaching candidates this offseason?
Is that you just got to retain. I think T Carroll will be
available. Mary Carroll's available Mike
McCarthy keeps getting floated. Chip Kelly's available.
Yeah, when? Matt Maggie is available so
anyone who's hiring please if you are involved related with
the NFL, Matt Maggie available would love to return to head
coaching for your organ and he'll do it cheaply.
Do you want the enemy back some money, Davis?
He's he's been balling with Swift and, and the boys and.
I I quite literally Hayden anyone else?
Yeah, let let Josh Norris call plays, man.
Wow, Borat has jumped into second place over the yeah or
second high solids over that other guy.
Yeah, wow, we need Bijan a chill.
I mean, I'd, I'd much rather you win, but if you didn't win, I,
I, I really love the idea of a guy named Borat winning.
So, you know, go either way. Or morning.
Chubb was up there pretty high too.
That was a solid. If if Bijan gets three more than
then that's enough for Mac Nova to get 3 1/2.
He would get second, so we'll accept.
That John just. Fell.
Yeah, Bijan got sniped. Sam.
Yeah, he's grimacing a little. Bit damn called it in.
Oh, that. 'D be a.
That'd be a shame. Dude, the DeMar Hamlin electros
just went off in his legs. All jeers in.
I've got to run you guys, Sam. Good luck, enjoy everybody and
I'll see you all soon. See you, Jacob.
See you man. So the the Bijan guy is back 15
points so still a little to go but a touchdown would get it
way. Too What's?
The no, it's it's, it's less than that.
Oh is it not updated? It's like 11.
OK. What's the what's the smallest
thing in your guys life that you're currently sweating on
another tab and not talking about right now?
I, I have a good one. I have a really good one.
OK, so I'm, I bought a ticket for a New Year's show, but it's
a 2 day event and they sent me a ticket for the New Year's Day,
not the New Year's Eve StubHub, right?
So you buy it's like I very clearly voted bought it for the
correct date. And then they made me like send
they're like, you have to prove to us that that's the wrong
ticket. I'm like, I got it from you.
Like what do you mean I have to prove to you?
And they're like, no, you got to like, I'm going to send you an
e-mail. You got to prove the tickets
real. I'm like triple checking on the
right website. This feels like a scam now.
But then I sent them the ticket that they sent me and they're
like, Yup, this is the wrong date.
I'm like, yeah, it says January 1st only at like the very like
plastered all over it. So I'm sweating to see if
they're they've emailed me so I can get a new ticket for the
show. There you go.
Davis about 30 minutes ago. I live bet the under in this
game at 48 1/2. I put $100 on it and but I'm in
solidarity with Sam in this low scoring interest here.
OK, Bandit Bowl update winks. Or do you have something even
smaller? No, I'm up by 30 on that one.
That by the way, that's a four running back build with Joe
Mixon. Talk about going full gamer.
Didn't need. Anything you want to tell Josh
that maybe if he tried correlating, he might have been?
Able to let. You down?
Yeah. For real.
My sweat is wife is getting home in 5 minutes and I think she's
bringing home dinner and better be something good.
What do you guys? Oh, you don't know, sweat you.
Don't know what she's bringing that's the sweat that's the
sweat just coming home with with dinner and we'll see what we'll
see we'll see what we. Got.
Yeah, What? Because it's like 4:30 in
California right now. Sun's still out.
Yeah, it's, it's like 330, Yeah. Yeah.
So my team that's in 140th is 3 spots played from dropping from
7000 to 5000. So I'm I'm really sweaty.
I'm really be careful. Here man.
I like it. I like it.
Yeah. Let's, I mean, I feel like,
yeah, we've kind of given all of our attention to this one team,
but we should look at this. Dog Yeah, let's look at this
other team down. Here.
Sam, is it true that you're the actually the first person to be
in BBM finals twice. Twice.
So yeah, he just, he shared that graphic.
Didn't you see that? Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know if it was actually true, so I I've said it
confidently a couple Times Now and no one in the comments is.
Popping. Oh, I actually did.
It so I'm. I don't.
I don't want to be. I don't want to be this guy, but
I think Liam did that. I don't think so.
No, I know Liam had two teams last year.
But he hasn't done it. Twice, right?
Trust me, Liam would have replied to that tweet.
I think Liam would have told. Us that, yeah, we're safe there.
Oh wow, interesting. Mr. Travis Hunter is overvalued.
Oh. Oh.
Interesting. Romeo, David.
Sweating this game up before Jacob got off the stream.
Jayla Noel, though. Huge.
His name is Noel. Wow, and that's a slappy.
This again. Just some slappy ass pics and
then Diami Brown. For the.
Quad stack my my best my my best BBM team had Diami Brown on it
despite like obviously knowing Diami Brown is maybe the worst
wide receiver in the NFLI took I took the 8.3% lifestyle too far.
Yeah, deep, deep inside baseball.
For people who are using the ETR ranks all year, like when you
were in the 17th or 18th round, they had like Parker Washington,
I think ranked either above Diani Brown or just behind him.
And every time I was just like, what are these guys?
Fuck. Like Parker Washington's not
going to play over Diani Brown. And I just clicked Diani Brown
every single. Yeah, dude, they paid him $10
million. Yeah, they paid him $10 million.
Yeah, $10 million, the curse it was Tutu Diani and there's
another guy that all exactly 10 million and it was.
Curse, yeah. Cursed.
Yeah. The Darius Slayton 20 million
didn't get us very far either, unfortunately.
But Sam, it looks like we have some new viewers tonight.
And as our guest of honor, I would love to hear your
definition of a slappy. So my definition of a slappy is
what, 1 It's anyone that Davis likes.
That's that's like the first criteria.
But the second criteria is a player that hasn't really proven
themselves yet, whether it's a rookie or like second year
player. But the underlying analytics are
are really strong. And yeah, I think that's.
Good. Good in concept, good.
Good in concept players, yeah. Extra bonus points if like film
guys absolutely hate them like they have to.
Yeah, I think the inverse definitions, Yeah, the inverse
definition is it, Yeah. So like a a 4 minute drive with
no points here. We're nearing white flag
territory. For the Rams.
Yeah. But we it's actually the Falcons
that are. More of a concern now, I think.
Right? Yeah, you.
Just can't. Red.
Flag territory for the Rams is good.
Because well, The thing is, is that puka, like we just want
puka off the field because theoretically down this many
points is a puka script. But so we just want them to just
not care. Because if if they cut it to 14
here, they're going to keep trying.
Yeah, Stafford doesn't care. Do you see the last play?
He just, you know. Yeah, that's true.
All right, dude's here. I got to run.
My sweat is over. All right, Sam, best of luck to
you. Let's close it out.
We'll see you right. Thanks Andy.
Peace. See ya I.
Got some of my IRL buddies sweating you now Sam.
Dude, I got my phone has just been absolute.
A couple of my friends like follow me on Twitter and then
just share it in the group chat with everyone.
And then I have to explain what best ball mania is to every
single person that they're like, is this a one week thing?
Is this a season? I'm like, just don't worry about
it. Just root against Kyle.
Ask fucking grok and let. Me.
Ask Grok. Bro grok what's best ball mania?
Hookah is on the sideline on 2nd and 10.
This is a nice drive here. Just a nice grinded out running
drive. I mean they haven't fully
capitulated here but that's this is better than them fully
capitulated. We would just want like time off
the clock. It does feel like the Rams are
just like kind of running their offense irregardless of game
script right now. Like they're just like, well,
we'll just keep practicing our like, whatever.
People are asking for the board which we shared earlier, but we
could share it again I suppose. Yeah, we'll just pull it up
again. Yeah, please bring up Easy in
Mythology. Just letting Sam get the nuts.
Yeah, I actually, I didn't take a look at Easy's team or
Mythology's team here. That'd be interesting.
Easy Bijon Ladd Adams, Hunter Zay, James Conner, Matthew
Golden, Big Buka. So easy was the slap in this
one. Yeah.
Mythology. Catherine Nico Evans, Breece
Ridley Godwin Diggs, Brian Robinson, Kyle Wood. 12th round
Kyle Wood. Ninth round Kyle.
Williams. Kyle Williams, A4 trick Man,
it's it's hilarious. That was no, that was the
courage. And you take Kyle Williams to
set up the. Drake now you take Drake May and
then you then. Oh.
I thought that was Fuca for a second, Terrence.
I did too. I did too.
Ferguson that's good.
Does any? Yes, it's better.
It's not bad. Does anyone have Ferguson?
I doubt it, man. He was.
He was not even 5th. 20%
drafted. You really would have to he.
Is on 12 teams and the closest one is like 40 points out of
you. OK.
The smallest thing I'm sweating is a dynasty league final
against Pat Thorman that I would really like to win and I he has
Puka so I'm happy for Puka to not have a catch for.
The rest of the game. So BBMDB now says that Kara Rag
or whatever has jumped Borat again.
So I guess we are still sweating pits and puka just as much as
Dijon. OK.
Because it's the two of them
combined. I guess that's.
Probably, but how is not to like I'm?
I'm not meaning to like obviously PD, this is all kind
of our whole industry is actually sitting on his
shoulders right now. But like how is he updating
these projections in real time? These are just the Sleeper live
projections. I don't know what he's he's in
for his source. Yeah.
This this would be a really nice spot for an Algier drive.
Yes, a couple point cushion from Algier or somehow Mooney?
Yeah, but yeah, his, his EV really looks tied to him
finishing second to me, right, Like your your EV is.
Yeah. Very, very high now.
So it's like, what are you, you're sweating someone going
nuts. And so I, I, I don't know.
It still feel regardless of what the simulation says, just based
on watching the game, it feels like every time Bijon touches
the ball. It feels like bijon's the sweat
to me, yeah. Yeah, it's just Pitts is
completely uninvolved. I would just, if people saying
stuff like this, if you were sitting in Sam's seat, you would
you. Would you would want to murder
yourself and a thought. Like that you would.
It's so easy to fucking say that.
Not that spot. You just don't want to start
thinking that you want until you fucking want.
You need. You need it to be fucking.
Even when it's over, you want, even when it's over, you want
like a couple minutes to be like, OK, the.
Game's over, yeah. Let's let's refresh the score a
couple. Times even tomorrow I'm
searching for stack corrections all all fucking day.
Oh yeah. That yeah, that's you need at
least like a 5 point cushion so you're outside of the stack
correction zone. Like when you're within like one
1 1/2, that's when you're like, oh, fuck, Pete.
Have you made the call yet bro? I might have.
I've been Dming with Sam, his offer on me making the call.
I mean, come on, dude, we joke, but like Jeremy Levine is like
he's got the line. It is true.
This is this is the latest I've been at my computer in a long
time. It's it's late.
It's late. It's after 9:00.
My wife and my baby are asleep. How many how many Flat Diet
Cokes did it take for you to stay up asleep?
It's going. Right there.
Come on, come. On man.
This one's, this one's actually empty.
It's. Got 2 right there.
Really nice time for an Algier drive.
Yeah, lots of Sam. Have you started trying to poke
around on the dark web for a place you could get some money
down on a higher Bijon Fantasy Points Live line?
Oh God, you could probably skip that on like Bovada or
something. Pay like a huge transaction fee
that's. Right, Sam's like tried to get
money wired from the Cayman Islands to bet on Bijon higher
fantasy points. I mean.
Mooney, Mooney, catch. Mooney go.
Let's go. So he's at.
What is Mooney at right now? It says 6.3 but I'm not sure if
that's updated. That's probably updated.
I don't think he's had. Can't imagine he has more than
that. Or is that his 6.3 his
projection? Feels high.
Oh, you're right, it it is his projection.
My bad. So he's probably got 5:00-ish.
Out of solidarity, I did take Darnell Mooney higher. 24 1/2
receiving yards. Sam.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
I mean. That took a lot for me.
That's how you know who your. True.
Friends are where their pickups lie on this episode.
Why is Vijon I feel like every game.
Just take him out dude. Tyler Algeria In this game, it's
only Vijon. Oh, they're running screens to
him? Come on dude.
Sam, if I would have told you before the game that going with
four minutes left in the third quarter, Darnell Mooney and Puka
Nikua would have virtually the exact same a point amount of
points, how excited would you have been?
Yeah, and that Kyle Pitts, has he caught a ball today?
I don't know. Kid once, yeah.
One for five, yeah, yeah, dude, if.
Only there was some way to predict that Kyle Pitts would
have kind of just let everyone down who had been benefiting off
of his work. Yeah, his his Tyler Higbee
Linsanity run was was bound at it's.
OK, what? What?
OK, let's just, we're, we're going to distract your brain,
Sam. We're going to give you a brain
exercise here. Kyle Pitts has drafted where
next year in in best ball Mania his his September 1st ADP.
I think he still has so much Kyle Pitts stink on his brand
that I think it's like a round pick 90 a hundred like the TJ
Hawkinson. The TJ Hawkinson memorial pick.
Yeah, yeah. Well, Fergus.
Keep in mind, he's a He's a free agent.
So that will have a huge impact for sure.
Yeah, there could be some interesting spots for pets.
I mean, if he he could go to New England.
He could sign. He could sign with a good team
like New England or a shitty team like the.
Chiefs Pat has become my old bit great fitpatriots.com anytime
there's a free agent. Pets.
Like what about New England, huh?
What about it? Imagine him with Drake Mary.
That'd be pretty good, right? I am No, that's yes, that's
true. I'm playing with the MVP.
Huh. Bijon's.
Bijon's coming off the field. Let's give him a break.
Come on. Yeah.
Take a nice long break. Hey breather buddy, get your
shoulder pads fixed. Although maybe don't just take
them off. You don't need them fixed.
Here's another. Last thing at Juan Johnson
Jordan and George Kittle, but not.
George Kittle? No.
No way. George Kittle would have posted
up a slate breaking score in that game last night.
No chance. Dude, dude.
Jake Tong just would have hit my lineup.
Come on, Algieri. OK.
Take another sip, Dijon. You don't need to come in yet.
No, he's yeah. He's staying out.
Yeah, get your shoulder pad fixed, dude.
He's putting the water bottle down in the winner.
No, Ijeon needs to start thinking about his holdout this
this offseason. Juwan is not Kittle was on mine
and it was Andre was on mine The.
The meme that he is referring to is Kasiki, who has been on
multiple winners. Kasiki was on mine.
Believe Kasiki was on Liam's and I believe he was also on
Herzig's. Monroe was on mine and also
Liam's. Liam's.
Although can we just be real about no, no, no.
No, Liam had no fan, not Gazicki.
It was no a fan. Not Gazicki.
That's right, that's right. But now, but he did have a Monra
that was the. Oh yeah, he had a Monra in
Diami. Pretty nice.
Nice outcome here. Don't we want a touchdown?
I think you want like no? No, just just because I I was
scared. If they get in the red zone,
Dijon's coming back on the field.
OK, that's right. That's right.
I think the disaster Rams drives are still kind of what you want
at this point, yeah. They're just they're not taking
up enough time. Let's let's see Jarquis Hunter a
little bit down the stretch here.
Healthy, healthy scratch. Because puka has 4.4 and.
He's Oh my God. Oh no.
Oh no, that's not good, you know.
That's not great. It's not great, but you know,
there reaches a point where if the Rams fully give up and pull
their defensive players, Bichon just goes absolutely wild.
So right, right, right. That's what I'm, that's what I'm
telling myself at least. I think it's all right.
Yeah.
How the fuck do you let a block kick happen?
That is an insane 10 point swing right there.
That's. Really, really wild.
Yeah. Yeah.
We want like. That's just We want a.
We want a. Falcons field goal.
Now that's bad. Yeah, Falcons field goal drive
would be pretty good. It was bad.
I'm just coping. It was bad, but it's bad because
the potential for bad stuff, not because.
Yeah, yes, it's it's bad in terms of how it alters the
projection, but like, the thing still has to happen.
Still thing has to happen so. Should we check this on BBMDB
and see how many teams have Rams DSD?
Are you worried about any of those hunting you down, Sam?
I think a lot of teams had Harrison me this, he was a
thought of their eighteenth round pick so.
At the same time that we, we can't have people, you know,
saying the sweat, the sweat is not a sweat.
It's also not whiskey time. The people are really excited
for you to drink whiskey, Sam. It's it's a real check off
whiskey bottle of a Woodsford Reserve.
Over there, the chats are really of two minds here.
They either want you to pop champagne or drink whiskey.
Or jump out that window, but they want you to do something.
They want you to. Do.
Yeah, want some action? Yeah.
I don't know if it's just the perspective.
Is that a closet door or is that a regular door?
It looks very small. Can you?
Stand that, Is it a laundry chute?
That's a closet door. Can.
You stand that. Yeah, yeah, sounds.
It looks like a dumb waiter or some kind of.
OK, that's all right. That's just.
That's some. Shit they only have.
That's some shit they only have in Maine.
That's an Alice in Wonderland type thing.
Now. Oh, I thought I was.
So that's a window with a shade drawn.
I thought you were saying that's a window behind you.
OK. Yeah, that's.
So I had that window open originally and there was
reflection from the monitor. So I I gotcha.
Yeah, I do look particularly ghostly in the trash.
Shoot. Trash.
I don't know why that killed me so much.
Fucking classic main trash chute up in the attic.
No. Fucking Bijon.
Man. All right.
Do we have Mac Novas in second place of the DK Millie now?
Incredible. So Dijon can officially chill
the fuck out for $1,000,000. That's not awesome.
I'm glad he got there. It only cost me like 5 years of
my life but OK. I just don't I.
I love Best Ball Media database but I do not buy that my actual
EV IS1995 right now. That's just.
The EV hasn't pledged in a while.
It doesn't. I think it must to do with like
the time remaining, you know? Yeah.
Projections, I know, I mean we all know this from checking our
sleeper or our ESPN or whatever like it.
It has such a hard time if with. Fourth quarters.
With how? Quick.
It does, yeah. Because yeah, I guess.
You're 10 points up. Yeah, 10 points up.
That's that's the real way to think about it.
All right, since we do have more people tuning in here, let's
reset the stage here for the sweat.
We are sweating Sam Sherman's best Ball Mania team, which is
currently in first place. It's had a nice lead.
We thought heading into the evening that it was the
Pukunukua, Kyle Pitt stuff that we're going to sweat.
It has turned out that it is a Bijon Robinson team that is hot
on his heels now. What is the math there?
Nine points behind Sam. So that's the that's the sweat.
Yeah, like no one's in the chat. It could honestly come down to
that, but behold man, Tyler Algier scenario right now.
Dude, can we cook up a fourth quarter?
Pick em? I really think Terence
Ferguson's going to. Feast in the fourth quarter.
He's kind of been the guy. Sam.
Yeah. Are are you willing to quit your
career and join ship chasing full time?
What are the What's the health insurance plan at ship chasing
these days? Let me tell you, it's not.
Great, Tell Dave Mr. Great. I've also told him not to scream
when he's holding his baby over a Colston Loveland catch so you
get live. It was.
It was involuntary, dude. It was involuntary.
Yeah, yeah. Sam, it is.
It's just good because I was really thinking this yesterday.
The one thing the fantasy space is missing is like another
boutique niche kind of fantasy football analysis website.
There just is not enough of that out there.
So you are kind of striking while the iron's hot.
That's true because people don't want to just pay for one or two
of those they don't want to pay for.
No, they kind of want to scoop. Them up.
Yeah, they kind of just want to be able to check kind of
everyone and just kind of see what everyone's got going.
On. Yeah.
I think you could offer a unique product in that if it was all
PowerPoint slide based, there really aren't a lot of other.
Talents. Kind of selling slides.
These days you wonder why no one else is is doing that.
It's it's strange, but yeah, that's a good angle.
Also the angle of just hating every single player in the
player pool. There's not enough of.
That well, that's my that's I don't, I know you.
You've kind of been out of space.
That's kind of my bit now. Oh, you carry it on my legs, OK.
I just say every pick is a bad pick.
And then you get a bad of winning.
People say a pick you do like is bad.
Yeah, winning sort of means there was good picks.
Does that bum you out? Yeah.
You are gonna have to forever just be like yeah you know, I
guess JSN was a good pick. This is pretty good actually.
Yeah, good call in updating this ticker.
Do I have to admit that JSM is good with 10.8 in my lineup?
I feel like it's kind. Of it's.
Kind of no honestly like you should be sweating Mooney even
harder because Mooney replacing him is so much better for the
brand. Yeah, yeah.
These they're, they're just throwing the ball to Bijon every
single play now. This is kind of insane.
Are they so Bijon? Is he?
Is he split out? Well, famously half half PPR
website. What is that if you're just?
Targeting him when he's doubled to him?
What? Are they doing?
Is there some like award that bijon's in the running for that
I'm not aware of what? What is this approach?
It's fucking insane. I think it's the Kirk Cousins
has Phillip Rivers arm strength award.
Yeah, that could be it. Drake London caught a ball, yet
today I haven't even thought about.
Him. Wow, Goods.
Goods is already fucking spending his big board money.
He's also a second in the marathon.
Wow. Thank you goods 20 ship chasing
memberships. If you guys have been gifted
memberships, hop in the deposit Kingdom discord.
You can sync your YouTube account with the Discord account
and unlock the ship chasing channel.
All right, we want a really long.
Tick, tick, tick. Tick, tick, tick.
Drive ending in a punt. We're a tournament.
PD says, for what it's worth, when I added the real Thai BVI
didn't think it would come down to these margins.
PD That sounds a lot like the guy who didn't think about the
implications of inventing AIPD, you know?
Yeah, we're just critiquing P DS tool, even though it's like the
coolest free tool for the entire community.
Best best case best case scenario here is like a just a
boring Kyron Parkinson Dr. that ends with a fourth and four on
the 17 yard line that they don't convert.
Yeah. Yeah, we want.
That's a great call. A failed 4th down conversion
would be amazing. So they have like 80 yards, 70
yards to go. Yeah.
'Cause I, I, I, we do not want a
tie ball game like that is like. No.
Really don't want that. No, that's what I would.
Yeah, I didn't want to bring up overtime, but yeah, that's just.
Not what anyone needs. Would have to think the Rams
would not be playing for overtime like go for two, but.
That's a great point, yeah. Yeah, dude, McVeigh is like kind
of fake woke. He had some really bad punts
against the Seahawks. But they get to not have their
starters out there anymore. Yeah, that's true.
And he doesn't want. He doesn't.
He doesn't want anyone hurt, so I think they they'd be pretty
incentivized to go for two. Can we pull up this Carrera GTX
team again? What is the number he needs from
from Puka to matter he he needs? A 22.
That's right. It's reasonably high, yeah.
So you've been honestly at 16 puka, Yeah.
So he needs 16, but on top of that, he needs an additional
what, like 5 more points? So he needs he's.
That 1182? Yeah, another 5.
Davis is right, yeah. Yeah.
So even a puka touchdown, as long as it's not a 7 yard bomb
is like obviously we're not rooting for that.
But that's. Yeah, yeah.
Horrible. Yeah.
Wow, Soccer. Soccer.
Limex getting in in the mix now. Wow.
Marker I I need to know. Marker I I gotta know.
What promo code did you use when you signed up to underdog with
the username like soccer Liam X? It's like when people in the
Deposit Kingdom tell me that they used promo code Jack, would
they sign up on Underdog? Promo.
Code and promo code news. Wow.
The guy's about to win a million but can only muster 20
memberships. Wow, soccer Liam X used my promo
code. Let's fucking go.
Let's go, dude. That's exactly what I would say
in the chat if someone on street.
That is probably what I would say too, yeah.
It would have been way fucking funnier of him to say Promo code
Pete. I didn't know you could use
anything else. Yes, Sam was the Sam was winning
coming into the game. Yeah, man.
All right. Come on now, grind one more
quarter left. Yosh what is the elim looking
like? It's.
Not enough of a grind I. Think he's in good shape?
I know he was in good shape this morning, but I don't remember
what his. Exact swap was.
Yeah, that was a bit too much of A chunk play.
That was four there. Yeah, it was.
They were, they were doing that to to Yosh in the discord this
morning. Everyone was telling him he had
it locked up and he was like guys, please, please.
Do not say that. Please.
OK, Colby Parkinson, feed him like that.
Jack says did these gifts get added to Sam's EV since he'll be
the owner of the channel. The the thing you don't realize
is Sam's, of all the YouTube streams he could be on, his
purchasing power just isn't quite as good on a stream where
someone also won. Best of all, Baby at his buddy
isn't quite as persuasive. Just hypothetically, this this
person on the channel that also won best of all Mania?
Did they have a team finish in 140th at the same time?
That's true. Little extra, little extra.
Yeah, yeah. That little extra gets us over
the top and yeah, done deal. The channel's been sold, yeah.
I can't wait to see the the PNL on this thing.
I I hear it's. Just cracking up.
You got to get the PowerPoint slides going.
You got to earn this sale. We're we're good with Chiron
runs. Yeah, iron runs are.
All small, just not just too many.
More chunky would be nice. These these long ones aren't
great. Yeah, OK, You're right.
Yeah, like 5 yards at. A time like 4-5 perfect.
Fuck God. We really do not.
We'd like. We cannot have the Falcons get
the ball with like 4 minutes left.
That's what I'm saying in the win, though, that's what I'm
saying. Parkinson.
That's fine. That's fine.
You. I shouldn't have done Ferguson.
All right, there is. I don't think this matters.
There is a team CA-96 whatever that's got Chyron.
And Bijon right? He said chyron and Dijon, but he
needs so many from Chyron to matter that it seems irrelevant
he needs. AI will say from Chyron to
matter. Some of these guys have had a
real good night. What?
Probably 2? 100K Oh man OK that's a puka
drop there. Drop might be unkind, but the
ball hit the ground right now. Yeah.
Yeah, Pete, how low did you get those sliders this morning for
the 1.1 X? Not low enough, Puka Nakua.
We slid down to 79 1/2 and he has 36 yards.
You're welcome, Sam, for that. Puka puka, by the way, doing his
classic getting up, holding his shoulder.
Yeah, all. Right, third and eight.
Snap. Oh.
Oh oh, return it. Score it.
Didn't return it. What's the flag offsides?
Did I always hate this? It's like if the flag's on the
defense and you got to do your dance and then you like, did we?
Did we, did we want? I guess we because we're.
Fading. It's all fading.
So hard. Yeah, we were.
We Bijon is the is the. Big yeah.
And we don't want like the. Pocket.
Incentivize to score. I mean, I dude, I don't even
know what we're rooting for at this point in terms of would
that have been good if that have held, I guess.
I don't know. I think, I think if they had
gone, if they had run that in for a touchdown, it would have
been amazing. Because then you're.
Yeah. But but him getting tackled
there. And then tackled is tricky,
yeah, but if he gets tackled within like 30 yards, then at
least you know, you know, you're up, you're up 10.
I'm only a oh overbore at him up, still up.
Oh, now you're just. Yeah, it's sorry, it's 7.92 so.
Yeah. So yeah, it gets scary.
It gets scary. It's it's like a touchdown is.
Awful, right? A touchdown is awful.
A field goal here. To rule out some of the
overtime. Overtime is really good.
No really good. I guess obviously Falcons can
still get a field goal, but what are they doing?
They're kicking. They're gone for it.
Yep. Yeah, you want, I think you want
to stop in a Falcons field goal. Yeah, Falcons pick 6.
Maybe. Oh damn close.
Oh shit. Oh, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Please step out.
Don't celebrate. Oh.
He. Looked like he stepped out but.
Dude. That high step was such a Dick
move. The high step almost totally
shot a huge on goal on touchdown.
Did he step? Out.
I'm pretty sure he stepped out, guys.
When? I think when he got pushed far
back when he got pushed. OK.
I mean that we can live with that.
It just can't be right near the goal line.
No, no. If you go, if you stepped out,
it was like by the 30 I think. OK, Bijon just wore himself out
running down to congratulate the guy.
Yeah. OK, that's good.
That's the type of type of Intel we need all.
Right, there's a flag they didn't for some reason show the
end of the replay, which is weird.
Yeah, what the dude? Show the replay.
I'm seeing the replay right now. Bijon on the field, no helmet.
It checked him. OK.
Oh, oh, they didn't show where he stepped out.
Oh, he fully stepped out. Yeah, that's what I saw.
Oh, OK. Alive.
Yeah. Once.
What is that? I don't have the sound on an.
Official ran into the coach. What?
So I guess he had like stepped on the field during that or
something. OK, Yeah, he's, he's definitely,
yeah, very clearly out all. Right.
Well, look, I mean a a field goal here is pretty big.
Yeah, field goal here is really good.
I mean, traditionally the Falcons this season, this is
like Algier time, but I feel like today they have a special
Bijon. I don't know what's going on.
All right, so 43 And then he gets the penalty.
Dijon's in. This is fucking very.
Bijon What 6 yard carry? Yeah.
It doesn't it? It just looks like every time he
touches the ball, man. Yeah, dude, it's fucking
harrowing. Whole scary.
Especially you know how you talked about the momentum thing
with puka? There was like never any puka
momentum in this game. There's so much fucking Dijon
momentum. Dude.
I mean, they can't. It takes four guys to tackle him
every time. There's no way they're throwing.
OK, what the fuck, dude? He's.
Got. Ahead today.
Why does that guy not? Have a help.
Come on, one more stop. I just want the Rams to have the
ball. I can't fucking watch Bijon
right now. No, it's horrible.
No, dude, yeah, it's too much. Just take a little pull of that
whiskey. Feet.
It's defeat.
Whiskey, we're not. Doing.
How about that? No, let's, let's reframe it.
Do you have any victory beverages nearby?
Just the Poland cell, I got the polar.
I've been thinking about cracking a non alcoholic corona
but it's. Kind of late for that for me.
Down into block these are you. Block chain smoking cigarettes.
OK. 00. Near pick all.
Right, this is 2. How far is this field goal?
I don't think they're they're. They're at like the 50.
They're on the other side I think, aren't they, because of
the penalty? Yeah.
All right. It would have been a field goal
range. The field goal would have been
really nice. Yeah, the field goal, this.
Goes really nice. This goes though T.
Dude, I really I like McVeigh will be such a clown if he
doesn't go for two and just end the game.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz you, you, yeah.
You're trying to avoid your players getting hurt.
It's a fairly gainless game like right?
It'd be so dumb to. They go to OT and Stafford gets
hurt. Like, are you fucking serious?
Yeah. What we need to avoid here is a
dumb fucking turnover by the Rams in their own territory.
Yeah. Yeah, turnovers are fine as long
as the guy scores, but we can't have the the shit we just had.
Or I guess if like OK, the guy who is Bijon is 7.8 behind.
If it's a turnover within the 10 yard line, I guess we're.
You're still. It's.
Just horrible the game at that point.
A touchdown, but just. Yeah, but then you have to.
He's 6. .92 now because of the six.
Or 70. 6.920 yeah, that's too close.
Yeah, that's too close. 6.92 yeah.
Yeah, not to mention a receiving TD, but I think they're going to
just keep running. Can't imagine they're throwing
the ball at the. Yeah.
If I turn this my audio on in the game, you guys can't.
You guys can't hear that, right? No, you can do whatever you
want, OK? Yeah.
Pat, would you rather have this sweat experience or the like
what 5 day limbo period you had where you did this?
Wasn't it? Wasn't it longer?
I would rather have this. But yours sounds worse honestly,
because the the. Pat one.
Was it was a week it. Went on.
It was every, Yeah, like I had the, I had some because the
thing too, man, is like, it was like not quite to this level,
but it was starting to get to this level of like, oh, man,
like I'm really starting to feel like, you know, that people
could be really chasing me down here.
This game's starting to look like it could go off and the
thought of like, having to go back and do it again, like start
the sweat. Over like, play the game over
again. Play the game over.
Yeah, I was. Like we're talking about that,
remember? Yeah.
They were talking about playing it on like a Wednesday.
Yeah, like they would have, but I think they would have restart.
I don't know if they would have started from there, but like,
just just like the feeling of like the game's back on and then
I'm gonna be like putting myself back in that seat to experience.
It was hard to fathom. Yeah.
OK, like I remember like this, you know, like seeing like I'm
like blanking out pro. Yeah, it was Pro Football talk,
Florio. Florio was the first one to have
that they that they were very unlikely to play it again and
stuff like I was like, I was like sweating the fucking news,
You know what I mean? Because if I remember in my
head, that game like almost didn't matter for playoff
seating, right? So it was, it kind of ended up.
It kind of didn't the wash and well, I think it, I think one of
the teams actually did get kind of hurt.
I forget. Yeah, was it?
The Bengals got a little screwed.
And yeah, they got a little screwed, I think.
Yeah, but the yeah. Yeah, you're right, because they
were winning that game and. Yeah.
All right, Wow. So much room.
Yeah. OK, OK.
At this point I don't even like. I mean the the going for 2 is
good because it gets you off the overtime script, but there's so
much time still left. So much time.
So if I remember it, so actually if I remember the Bengals thing
right, it was like they could have got the one seed, but the
Chiefs ended up winning the next two games anyway.
So it was it would have been immaterial that that's my
memory. Maybe that's wrong.
Yeah, I can't really remember all.
Right. I'm going to go look because I'm
trying to distract. But I feel like the Bills also
lost out somehow too. And then it, you know, it came
down to them not wanting to play the game as well.
So there was like, I don't, I can't remember.
Tick, tick 537 left. Man, that that C blonde ring.
This is the type of drive we need.
Yeah, this is great, honestly. And and I think McVeigh is
starting to shift into like, I can drive down, score a
touchdown, go for two and it be over.
Yeah. I wonder what do the Falcons
start? Would they use any of their
timeouts? Still, I don't think they're
quite in time out taking territory yet, but maybe another
another first down and that might be oh wait, did they just
say Blake quorum? Now they just fucked up that
graphic, right? That's.
It was Rivers. It was Ronnie Rivers.
Penalty. Christ.
What's the flag? What's the flag the?
Flag. It's coming back.
Hell yeah, Holding. Bam Oh my God dude dodging Buca
bullets. That was.
That would have been bad for like a number.
Of like a number of reasons. I was way too quick.
Way too quick because. Dead they dead they don't go for
two. And we have.
Different time script and Bijan and puka in context imagine OK.
Just for a second, imagine you're the guy who needs puka
and a fucking. 6. 60 yard bomb gets called back by a holding.
You're just punching yourself in the face.
You're just you've never been sicker.
Oh. My.
Yeah, holy shit. Wow.
Oh my God that guy apparently is in the chat if.
You've seen the ownership, it's about 45% of every single best
ball final. Yeah, that touchdown would have
been worth. About goes out of the game. 40
bucks to me so. So you said it didn't happen
now? Yeah, I'm trying to get top 100
and the big board. Holy shit, man, That would be
me. There's literally that would be
me, that would be me. I'll do the chat.
I'm pretty sure Sam is OK using his proverbial one time right
now. Is this how you want to use it
Sam This one? Let me think it.
Yeah, I. Believe, I believe.
He. I believe he already invoked it
on an X the, on X the everything.
Oh, you did. OK, good.
That was a good use of it. Yeah.
Yeah, Pete, I'm sorry. I know we Co own teams but I
already used mine. Yeah, I know.
Trust me, I'm kind of Yeah, this is our this stream's really
overshadowing our big 5K FM championship.
Is this is this the the ship chasing live concurrence record
right now? 1600 yeah Patty Patty millions
didn't really do numbers before he.
Won. So.
Yeah, it's got to be. Get him, get him.
OK should Pete would have been a sick one to make it Members only
Pete. Well.
If these millionaires weren't so stingy, we could have.
Done it, Kyron, down to the. Oh, what was the flag there?
It looks I can't tell I'm watching it on mute, I can't
tell it. Wasn't on the Rams.
Oh no. Puka.
Tuddy. All right.
Fuck. I think I think that's all
right. I think that's OK.
We that's OK. It's.
Not great, but. We've never needed Bijan to salt
the drive more than he's salting a drive right now.
Do they go for two here though? They're not, are they not?
It's there's enough time left where it's not as clean, but I.
Yeah, I think you. Should.
I think you should. You can't count on another.
Score and like what are you? Why are you going to play for
overtime? Yeah, like.
No, they're kicking the fucking extra point, dude.
God damn it. Fuck dude, fuck.
Man. You can't go for two years, says
Joe King. But I mean like there's they
have a big incentive for their players if.
You think about it, it's almost like the overtime rules where
you are so incentivized to go for two because the your win
condition is either you are losing this game to a field goal
anyways, or they don't get the field goal and you win.
Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, if you go for, which
is huge for you. Your your your win condition
here is so much better if you go for two.
Yeah, you have to, you have to factor in that like another, you
know, period of meaningful football is not good for the
Rams. Yeah.
This is, this is a, this isn't a huge game for them at all.
Correct. I mean, if anything, if
anything, it's like almost like an inconsequential game other
than like, is McVeigh on the sideline really fucking sweating
the pick? He can't be.
Probably not. I mean what it.
I mean where where is the pick slotted to be right now?
I mean. It's like pretty good.
Right. We're thinking with gambling
brain. I don't think we are.
Thinking with gambling brain. These coaches should think with
gambling brain. They would fucking win more
games. Well, I'm just thinking like the
real, like the additional context of like, Why would you?
It's the extra, it's the extra context of these guys, like
being tired. Yeah, anyway.
Dude, Goods has 213 fucking points in the big board final.
Jesus, he's winning by 20. Oh man.
Here we go. Like a cousin's sack fumble
return for a touchdown here or something.
Oh yeah, unreal. OK, really.
Really. My cousin's almost. 3.
We tried to give it away. We.
Tried. We tried.
What was that throw? Cousins, what are you doing?
This doesn't really get like worse than this.
Where's the Darnell Moody 7 yard touch, 70 yard touchdown?
Kyle Pitts picks up the 1st. He dropped that.
That ball looked a little. Yeah, it looked a little shaky.
I need the angle. Dude fucking overtime just kill
me. Yeah, we do not hold time.
I think he held on. Yeah, I think he did.
2 minute warning. OK.
I mean if they can force the Rams to use some timeouts.
Quick no dude, just a just couple couple Bijan runs.
Quick Mooney, quick London quick pits.
Honestly, like we're you. Just got to avoid the broken
play. No, you, I think you want, you
want them to drain the clock, get in the field goal range, do
the thing where they're like setting it up.
You know, they're like just getting real conservative.
Take a game winner, get out of here.
Yep. Where's where's Algier?
The the closer I thought he was, I thought he was the closer.
Algier would be perfect right
now. Perfect Algier.
Script. I just bet MY5O1K on the Falcons
money line and regulation. I'm starting to think I'm going
to lose my lower. 48 and a. Half Sam, you know my Venmo.
Yeah, what are we getting? What are we getting paid for
this stream? My entire screen just blacked
out for a second, which feels feels pretty fitting.
Oh fuck. Man.
So, Brock Bowers, ADP next year. What are we thinking?
Well, you're the elite tight end guy now.
What do you think? Yeah, that's.
Orange it'll. Wow, winning, winning with
George Kittle man asterisk. Can someone put a fucking
asterisk please? I'm.
Deleting a lot of tweets tonight.
How did you celebrate winning BBF Twitter feed first First.
All my George Kittle things, yeah.
I mean, I've always made an exception for George Kittle, you
guys. You guys know that?
Has Sam been on the swirl cast? No.
Going to be going to be going to be hard for kitchen to put you
on the on the tree. He's going to try.
Oh, he'll find Oh kitchen. He'll find a way, dude.
He. Already.
I mean, it's going to be through one of you guys.
Let's say he's a branch of one of you and.
Yeah, yeah. All right, come, come on, tackle
him. OK, OK.
Who's the fucking kicker? It's that that is all of that's
so good. It's just so scary when he gets
that mid level and you're like, is he going the whole way?
Dude, he fucking teleports. Yeah, it's that second level.
It's that that teleport jump cut that Dijon does that is so
scary. Yeah.
The fact that he went so long in his career without breaking a
long run makes no sense because he's just like a walking.
Do you remember? When you.
Ate on June 1st. Maybe it's going to be a key
part of the best Ball Bros video, man.
It's. An oatmeal?
Nope. We're taking their time out,
right? Yeah.
What's going on here with the with the time?
Why are the Rams not taking their time out?
I think Sean maybe wants to save them for when they get the ball,
if they get the ball like. That doesn't make sense 'cause.
Oh my God, dude. That is crazy.
Borat's 9 yards from 500 K Oh. No, I mean they're.
In field, they're in field goal. Oh my God, that dude.
That round was scary. That round was scary.
Yeah, it was. This is truly Algier time.
Dude, I think McVeigh. I think Pete did make the call
because I can't really think of much of a reason for McVeigh to
have not used the timeouts. Yeah, but we need.
The McVeigh that that has to be a brain fart or he doesn't care
about the game because that's just that's just bad clock.
Well, if he doesn't. Play the game, go for two.
This is what I'm saying. Like.
So he literally has a time management guy on the side.
Dude, Algier, Algier. Let's go feed that motherfucker.
Are they confident enough in the kicker from this distance or do
they? Need this pick is.
The Algier if. It comes down to who the fuck is
their kicker? Is it still?
Part Zane Gonzalez. That's a fucking shitty ass
kicker to be real. That's a shit.
It's I, I'm not going to lie to you.
It's a shitty ass kicker to have to sweat Sam.
Well, not, and he's fucking doing mountain climbing.
Yeah, dude, he just did yoga. He's doing mountain.
Climbs fucking a AH. Fucking why can't it be Nick
Folk or fucking Dicker? Why?
Can we call vander yacht? Is Vander yacht available?
Yeah, where's where's Yan Kasky? Fijan has his helmet off so
that's good. Get some more yards than 1
though. Yeah, we need it.
We need to get this closer. Yeah, we do.
I don't. You know it would be beautiful
right now. I think it doesn't matter is a
Kyle Pitt play action Kyle Pitts touchdown.
That would be great that. Would be great.
I would say Darnell Mooney, but I wouldn't say something that's
impossible. Yeah.
Pac-Man. I'm still ready to chase some
fucking kickers. I think, I think we want like a
7 yard run. Imagine sweating this with your
mother-in-law right now. Yeah, my eyes counts in my dad
downstairs. They're they're going crazy.
I heard. I heard him on the Yeah people.
Were wondering where that noise was coming from.
It's. Dude, Algier.
Algier, Man. Get pick up some yards, brother
God. All right, OK.
Well, they're. Huge.
Rams getting the ball back with
24 seconds is still scary too, but.
This is I just want everybody. Everybody stays on the sidelines
until it says 0000. No rushing the field early chat.
Yes. Seriously.
Because Huka is still a.
Consideration. Field early 9 of 14.
That seems bad. Oh, fucking Zane Gonzalez do.
Something no chance, no chances. Show me something.
Have a $2 million contract. I'll give him.
I'll give him a fourth. He makes this.
Come on. That looks good.
Oh, let's go.
Come on. Yeah, come on.
All right, everyone, everyone, please.
I'm fucking big. Everybody, I'm begging you.
Good etiquette here please. That's step one. 3131 seconds.
How? Far are we ahead of puka?
Yeah, Puka is at. Puka team is 5.
Points. Has that started hitting his
lineup yet? Not yet.
He's at 13.2. He needs to clear a 16.8 to
start counting. So 4 plus the five down.
So he would need 9, yeah. So he he.
Needs a long touchdown. He needs a long touchdown.
And and the biggest sweat is just no big play that gets not
like that. One like it's like, yeah, it's.
Yeah, the field goal. Fuck yeah.
I didn't even. I didn't even think about that.
You're so right. Their kicker's pretty good too.
Yeah, we can't have fucking OT, man.
Fucking no OT. Jesus Christ.
Good kick off into the end zone. Don't love that.
All right, Falcons, you you
traded your first round pick for some D lineman.
That D lineman drew the hold that called the Puka touchdown
back, by the way. Yeah, I think those D lineman,
they actually hit on them, but it's just like, was it worth it?
Come on, James Pierce one time. Let's get the Stafford.
Come on. Come on.
Sam, I think you're the most ahead of of all of us, which is
good at least. Say you spoiled me on the kick,
which was. Yeah, I'm way behind.
Oh, you overshot him? You overshot him.
Sorry I'm spoiling but. No.
No, you spoil away. You're the one we're worried
about getting. Spoiled.
You won't be spoiled by us, which is.
You can get the information first brother.
Spoil us, please. You had him, you had Smith open.
That would have been field goal range.
Holy fuck. Holy.
Fuck. Oh my.
Pierce Oh, OK. They called it.
They called it dead. They called that play dead.
I don't know why dude. He had Xavier Smith on that
play. My God, what a terrible throw.
Dude. Pete made the call.
Wow, the sideline's going nuts. Oh my God, man, how did he even
get that? How did he get that open?
Oh come on, that fucking kicker on the sideline?
Stay there. No.
What is this? Oh, we dropped it.
You dropped it. Oh my God.
Another bomb. Jesus.
Oh my God, these are. Oh my God.
Dude. 11 team had two two out well too I think.
How is this Rams kicker so fat? He's crazy fat.
Oh oh God, this is dark. Fucking oh this is excruciating.
Held too man. Come on, come on, come on.
Another dead play. Falcon sign out.
They really can't get into field goal range now.
Yeah, no, it's touchdown. Hail, merry or bust.
Yeah. So.
So at this point it is just a puka TD.
Puka TD. Well, there's enough yards.
There's enough yards for Puka to to do it.
No but a, but a. Right, aren't there?
Like API? Yeah.
I would still be. Yeah, you're right, it would be
a a field goal attempt with zeros.
Yeah, with zeros, I mean 9 seconds, it could go 10 yard
out. No, I guess there's not.
Yeah. I don't think they will.
Sam, come on. Come on.
I guess the play by play. We're going deep to puka.
No way man, no way, little. Let it catch dude.
What the fuck you drop it. Fuck, that can't be a catch.
That is not a catch. They called ruling incomplete on
the field, which is good for being harder to overturn I.
Think it's a catch but. I think it's a catch.
I think it's a fucking catch. Because he gets the other foot
back down. That's a fucking catch.
Man hand. On it is insane.
Well. Hang.
On does it when he hits the ground.
Oh, it bobbles. It bobbles a little.
Because he survived the ground. It came loose for 1/2.
It came loose for a split. No dude, that's not a catch.
It came loose. That's not a catch.
That's not a. Catch and they called it
incomplete on the field. It came loose.
It definitely came loose. You didn't complete the.
Process, dude. I think the fact that it was
ruled incomplete initially, I don't know how you overturned
that. You can't.
You cannot. Out balls out.
That balls out, 100% out. Right here, it's out.
Oh dude, this couldn't be clearer.
He does not have control. That's not going to be a catch.
No chance catch, you dropped it. Yeah, you dropped it, brother.
It was very close. Yes.
Let's go. Wait, is that it?
That's it, right? There's a fourth in there, 4th,
it's 4th down play. One more play.
Oh, come. On one second left. 5.
Dude that catch was almost one of the more insane catches I've
ever seen in my. Life.
I know dude. The one hander.
Having a sweat fucking Bijan and Puka is just on Yeah yeah.
Oh yeah, sweating. The two best players in the
Yeah, well, it's not fun. Oh my.
God. One time, Stafford.
Just fuck it up another. Time out another time out.
Did the Falcons have like 5 time outs?
It feels like they have about 15.
Yeah. Oh shit, I don't.
See it? I do it.
Do it. Do it.
Tell them to come up. Tell them.
To come up, Dad, you guys want to come up?
Come on, we'll ask A. Lot quickly.
Oh God. Last flag you can't have pass
interference. No pass interference, no flag.
No pass interference, no flag come.
On come, on come. On no roughing the passer.
Yes. No.
No flag. No flag.
Oh my God. Oh my God, 2 million.
Oh my God. What the hell?
Oh, Oh my God. Oh my God.
And the water moves. Possible place.
Almost sketched. We can hear you yelling before
everything happens. Yeah.
I'm just like a little bit ahead.
Oh, my God. No, no.
No. Wow.
Wow, the Pete Overs at Golden Touch continues.
Dude, let's. Fucking go.
Let's go man. Congratulations.
The Chad's been saying it, but you being willing to put
yourself through that, knowing all of the ways that go South
and how miserable that could have been, man, huge.
Huge W and huge huge. Balls dude.
Fucking Congrats man. Thanks guys this is so fun being
on here. Wouldn't have it any other way.
I believe in the Pete overs at Golden Touch so I need to.
How could you not? How could you not?
Mike show up next.
Yeah. Show up next.
I think we should let Sam go celebrate with his family.
Sam. That's fair.
Any, any final words? I'm sure there's questions about
retirement, all of that good stuff.
What do you have for people here?
Yeah, those questions will be answered soon.
Not going to make any definitive announcements tonight, but yeah,
thanks Thanks to everyone for joining us tonight this.
Week I did, I did send. Over my resume.
How's it feel to be interrupted during your?
That's what ATP chasing is all about.
That's agree. With.
David, that would be weird. You guys are the best fucking
two BBM champs on this channel. Let's.
Go in three. Years 1/3 of the BBM winners
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Love you guys. Shout out to Sam, shout out to
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