All right, guys, one last ride for the ship cast in this 2025
season. We're rolling early here, 1
Eastern, so we can take advantage of all of these early
games. We got to pick them.
Hopefully you guys were able to tail that in the Discord or on
Twitter. Otherwise it's best ball sweats,
it's DFS sweats, it's pick em sweats.
Let's do it. It's the ship cast, the ship
cast the ship cast. We got some fun pick em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires 'cause we know ball. You're gonna lose anyway,
probably, so just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch everyone. Scorcher watch.
Oh no. The pick EMS aren't hitting.
Look the. Other way you cock.
You guys want to make some more pick EMS?
Back baby, I'm officially invested.
There we go. I just want to be clear, no one
is. Asking you.
To watch the game, we're just asking you to watch us.
I just realized, is this our first time getting to watch
Jacob sweat Phillip Rivers for the entire.
Yeah, I think it. Is I won't.
Even I won't even have that game on.
I mean, we're eliminated, so I. Have big fan.
That that game I have Lawrence going, so that's.
Like speaking, Speaking of being eliminated, we can all, we can
all, you know, just handshake us, us and and Chris Ballard
handshake. We also are all eliminated due
to the work I guess. I guess the Ravens did not
eliminate them. Would have been better for this
bit had the Ravens been the team that eliminated them and not the
Texans. Yeah, Now what do we have any
Derrick Henry shares across any of our collective best ball
finals? No, obviously not.
I hate Packers so much. I hate everything about that
fucking theme. They torture me year in and year
out when I try to play players on their offense.
And then like I had the only player that I've had play on my
BBM team so far is is Dobbs. So basically I was just hoping
for nothing to happen in all the early games and through four
games that was pretty much. That was pretty good.
The only player who has done anything really that like was
concerning was Bill, who's on like 19 teams.
So I was like. Some of us, some of us had
Bill's teams in the finals and we're preparing a rocket
launcher level take on the Boomers.
And. Yeah, yeah, flip Boomers.
Davis. Davis, your mic is you can't be
in the right input. It's fixed.
No there. You.
Go Yeah, so it turns out Henry Henry doubled JCM score.
It's all right because a Shannon is going to have his own 46
today, and then I'm going to be right back in the mix.
Can you guys hear? Me on TV.
Because I have a different set up and I'm basically this is
going to be distracting is my question.
No, you. Can't.
I can't not as. Distracting as your usual mix of
like animals and babies screaming during your pop.
Yeah, wow. It's, it's funny that this is a
less distract. I'm just playing the TV in my
house and it's actually less distracting.
Yeah. It is a pretty boomer angle.
The The upshot? That's the that's the Anthony
and Miko angle. It's very boomer because I just
wanted to sit on my couch. I was like, I'm going to sit on
my couch. I have the house to myself right
now, so I'm going to be watching on the big on the big screen.
Yeah, I got, I got, I'm going to, I'm going to wager an entire
BBM finals berth that I have the same game on the big screen as
Pat because we have Pat's Packer rings favorite team, the New
England Patriots up there on the big screen rooting for May and
Hendo. And then we got a Chan and Ibuka
in the side window. And that's that's basically
where the hopes lie today. I've got.
If if Saquon, if Saquon matches Henry's game, then I am live in
like high stakes stuff. That's it though.
That's like like truly my only out.
Yeah, yeah, Tyler, Tyler, if you asked if I still have hope, I
mean, like to the extent that any Derek, any non Derek Henry
team has hope, like yes, I my hope basically is there's only
one Henry a Chan team in all of BBM.
So HN has. So if HN has 40 then I I
definitely have hope, but that's pretty much the only path.
Jacob, what is your thought on the Colts effort levels today
because this was a big question in the daily games is like, are
they going to pull up on Jonathan Taylor at any point if
they're losing? That's a good question.
I mean, yeah, I think that they're going to try because
like Steichen and Ballard, I think are kind of coaching for
their continued employment and I, I would and Taylor is still
alive for the rushing title. So I I would assume that
they're. That's that's what I saw.
I saw I saw people speculating on X the everything app about
about that he can. I mean, what is he at six 1700
yards? Like he could theoretically get
2000? No, he can't get 2000, but he,
James Cook actually passed him and Henry probably passed after
last night, too, but he's definitely like in the mix.
Yeah, let me look up NFL rushing leaders right now.
God, every Chadur highlight is just he fucking is in the
pocket. He's in the pocket, He's in the
pocket, He's in the pocket. He's still in the pocket.
He's still in the pocket.
In the pocket, Yeah, Yeah, he so actually he's still ahead of
Henry. Wow.
So he he is 32 and 11. He's 43 yards behind James Cook
with two games to go. So like, he's very much in the
mix and I think that would matter to him.
And I definitely think that I can kind of a weird.
I don't think anyone really wants to fire Stiken if I want
to fire Ballard. If you fire Ballard, then it's
like it's really hard to go on AGM search saying, hey, you
can't pick your oh Jesus from Andre.
You can't pick your college. If no first step picks for the
next two years, please be our general manager.
How fast so? Coltrane pretty well here.
Romandre got the start and had a really nice run and then
Henderson came in and got got 1 yard.
Well, yeah, but I mean. Whatever, a lot more of those,
bro. Big Oh, Higgins dropped that.
Yeah, I mean, Ramondre was always gonna start.
He's just like he's done like things.
Things that mean nothing for 1000.
Like he started, he started two weeks ago when Henderson had the
crazy game like. Apparently, apparently Rocket
Rocket Sanders started over Dylan Sampson.
Wow. So.
That's that's I. I didn't really have that on my
bingo card. All right.
Patriots to the Patriots to the 2 after a Hunter Henry catch.
OK, well, the only thing that's really shitty so shortly, the
thing that's gonna happen on any Patriots drive is a romandre
rushing touchdown, which I'm definitely bracing for.
I. Would just say get ready for
that. He did.
Yeah. I obviously have both both May
and Hendo, so either of those 5I expect it'll be only Ramandre
rushing touchdowns. Pitman just missed a touchdown.
This is like Rivers, Miss Pitman.
We haven't had this streams over stimulus in a long time.
Am I trying to watch 5? Different.
No, they're in heavy. Patriots aren't heavy.
This is going to be Ramandre. Nope for sure.
May 2. Is that Hooper 80?
One it is Hooper. I'll.
Take it. Yeah, I'll take the passing
touchdown. I I called that one on the cram
today. I was like this feels like
Hooper pops up for a touchdown. Did did anyone did anyone have
that game? I assume both of you guys had
that game on the full screen? Was Kyle Williams in in 12 or?
Was it? It wasn't even 12.
It was like jumbo goal line. I just met on that drive period.
I wasn't paying close attention to that.
Oh, I didn't see if he was in there or not chasing.
Crab OK, well, that worked out pretty well.
All things yeah, 22 yards for Jamar Chase.
I just thought, I just thought JT Sanders get carted off.
That's that's one player down from my 18.
Jeez. I do, I also have Demario on
this fucking team. But I I wouldn't say I have that
high of hopes for him. But you never know.
They have enough injured receivers today.
Yeah, I mean, they kind of have to play them.
They like literally don't have anyone else.
I mean. Cuz it's Williams will play,
they'll stay outside but. Who do they have active?
They're going to have Williams, they have Diggs, they have
Douglas, they have Chisholm. Yeah, that's it.
I think that's it. Do you have any other?
Receivers, No. No, because Booty and Hollands
and they were kind of thin and they didn't, they weren't
carrying that many to begin with.
They yes, now they they do have 4 tight ends though, because
Jack Westover was a collegiate tight end who's converted to
fullback in the NFL, but. And they already have done a
bunch of the two running back sets, so we'll probably see more
of that today. Here is the the pic I realized
in the screen grab it didn't have a a side on the Travis ETN
but you guys know our. I think everyone.
I think everyone can figure. Out, yeah.
There were a lot of questions about that.
Why didn't it really known? For our lowers.
I don't know. Who knows what was going on when
I ticked it off, but yeah, we have a Kyle Williams higher than
31 1/2 receiving yards, our Duck Footed King higher than 49 1/2,
Travis Etn higher 17 1/2 receiving yards.
I took the Jamar Chase Tutty and we also just tacked on a
ceremonial Drake May higher than 21.25 fantasy points.
Hey, and we're already, we're already 25% of the way there.
Get Jalen McMillan off my screen.
Pete, did you play any of these scrub ass Saints wide receivers
in anything? No, I, I did I, I, I played I I
Kevin Austin was popping up in in like a couple of my Chuck
things and run The Sims. So I do have a Kevin Austin.
There you go. He ran.
This is an all time cardio 85% of the routes last week. 2
Targets for for Old Kevin Austin.
That's hilarious. OK.
Thanks, Kev. Thanks for coming out.
Bucks go for it on 4th and one they got it.
I'm pretty sure Jamar Chase Honey Chase touchdown there.
He he might have stepped out. Come on, I'm giving I'm giving
it. I'm giving it a 27% chance
probability that he stepped out. 27% I.
Like our odds set? I think he was in.
You see it, It's just right when he catches it, he spins off the
guy. Does his left foot go out?
No, I think he's in. I think he's good all.
Right, he's definitely. In Knock that one out.
There we go. That's really close.
That was a sick. Move.
That was a sick move. No, He's touching Jamar Chase,
by the way. Nose.
Oh yeah, yeah. Well, especially when the.
Nose is down of the year with Burrow.
Did it first. Ups down of the year with
Burrow. Taysom Hill first carry for the
Saints. That wasn't a Devante Adams Make
a Wish TD either. That was.
No, that was real. That was.
Real man's touchdown. Oh my God, I I I fell for the I
mean, not that I could do anything about it anyways
because it's best ball, but like I had fully talked myself into
the the Josh Grizzard. We're going to get a Mecca Ibuka
more involved this week. And then I just thought not, not
only Jail and McMillan running a bunch of routes, but I just
thought Tez Johnson on my screen.
I haven't heard Tez his name in a hot minute.
He's, he's literally, he's literally said that if you go
like go to his rotor world page, he said that about Ibuka every
week for the last six weeks. As his route participation is
like steadily declined. Oh, he's on the field, He's on
the field. He's on the field.
I see him. He's on the field.
He's going to be blocking. This is going to be a run play.
All right, Pete Baker's guess the Taysom Hill ownership in the
Spy You. Think that high is going to
take? 4 percent, 15% Whoa, OK, you got
Steve. That's that's like.
What's the opposite of flop flag narrative?
It's the the chasing the narrative.
Yeah, and the reason I was able to look that up so quickly, he
is on my spy team, of course. Well, that's not surprising.
I should look at some spy ownerships.
Michael Wilson 6% That seems crazy.
Kyle. Kyle Williams all time bad play
though. 25% Oh man I. People warned me about him
steaming. I I people like I, I knew he was
going to Steam because people wouldn't want to play Trey
Tucker. I did not think he was going to
Steam that much. Yeah, I didn't either.
All right, a guy I've never heard of on the board for the
Saints, Malaki Matavao, first reception, A-66260 pound backup
tight end for the Saints. We're we're into, we're into
learning guys names. Part of the season of the
National Football League. Did you have any?
We've been there for a while. ETN receiving yards, Jacob, did
we just hit it already there. It's close.
I think I'm about, I think I'm about to see the play as as
usual, I'm behind you, so I'll let you know in in five. 151515.
OK, then that's pretty darn close.
Yeah, I I've been been paying close attention to my Colts
linebackers recently and I felt pretty good about this one.
Rabona King, I'm. Just going to pull this up.
Believe it or not, in fact, believe.
It or not. In fact, I did not have Derek.
Hey, thanks for watching for the first time.
I wasn't sure if he meant did you have him like is in is he on
my finals team or like is it did I draft one share of him in 150
entries? Laquint.
Also no by the. Way laquint just got a got a
rush before ETN. Well, weird.
So then I guess. I think, I think I have him on
one of my teams that's live. I'm I'm so irritated with The
Jets for starting Brady Cook. Like, we get it, you're tanking,
but like. You're getting.
Patriots, you don't have to start Brady Cook Like you're
going to lose, dude. Like these men have some
dignity. Nolan has three catches.
Like I Oh my God I hate this guy.
Sean Tucker, by the way, in at the 11 yard line, so it's not
even strict. Goal anymore?
Yeah, no, I used red zone splits last week for for the
walkthrough and it was pretty brutal.
It's like it's not just, it's not Green Zone only.
And he he also got the 4th and one carry when when they
converted after Bucky got Stonewall Jack on the. 3rd Did
anyone fall for Bucky Irving this week?
No. I no, I mean I I had I had
enough on the line like I wasn't even I was oh, I wasn't even
playing DFSI was like I'm just going to keep it simple.
Focus on the final focus on my dynasty teams.
Dude. What other you can't catch?
By the way, you got the 16 though, so not not over yet
He's. He's.
We're good there. I'm not swatting that one.
That's never say never. I had Woody marks higher 1 1/2
receptions yesterday. He had a catch on the first
drive. No, that was it.
You're betting on woody marks, dude.
Dude, he's so bad. Strange.
Nice, that was. Nice.
Yeah, yeah. Woody Marks, man, two of the the
two worst offensive lines in football yesterday.
The Texans and the Chargers, that was.
That was a tough watch that game.
Yeah. I I simply cannot with the New
York Jets. Like they're going to be Godwin.
So uncompetitive. Godwin.
Touchdown. There's going to be some really
bad wild card games like Not excited to watch.
The the Texans, the Texans wild card game, whoever they play is
going to be unwatchable. I mean, it's going to be.
So they're probably going to be the six seed, I guess now,
right? So they're probably going to
play, I guess so. They're.
Probably going to play the Jags. OK, Texans.
Jags has never been more. Saturday at 4:00 PM.
A more Saturday at 4:00 PM game is.
Never. And and you know what?
I was already thinking about this yesterday when I was
watching some of that game. Texans D An FFTC playoff
challenge is gonna reach such absurd ownership because it's
the only thing you need. To feel good about and they're
and they'll they'll probably. End up.
It's such a good point, dude. Oh my.
God, it's gonna be so high. And they will probably be
favored too, right? You think they'd be favored at
Jacksonville? Yeah, I think it'd be like
Jacksonville -1. Oh, I thought, maybe.
Maybe they won't be favored at Jacksonville.
Are they not going to play the Steelers?
What could be the? Oh my God.
Steelers at 4 would be 1. You'd have to get the five.
I think it will be. I think, I mean everything is in
play, but I think the modal outcome would be Bills at
Steelers, Texans at Jags and Chargers at Patriots.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What that BTJ flip to ETN? Is that what you're?
Referencing is. What the fuck is that play?
Why is that being ran? An homage to Travis Kelsey.
And I think, I think if that fumble gets credited and I
believe I, I think, I think that I won't set a catch for. 10
yards. Loses receiving yards on that
play. By the way, if the fumble is
credited to him, we. Will find out he definitely not
a bad. Flip for BTJ.
That's not ET, it's. A fumble recovery?
I don't. You don't.
There's nothing receiving about it.
But he he definitely would like had he had he caught it and move
forward, he would have gotten receiving yards for it, yeah,
even without the catch. But it depends on if they credit
it to him or Brian Thomas. No, because he never even had
possession. So they're.
Not he never had possession. It was.
Also as Myers, not Thomas, but
it's just showing as it's just being scored as Trevor Lawrence
passed to Jacoby Myers for what? All right, it was Myers.
Get him off the field. Yeah, yeah.
It's just, it's just being a Myers fumble because ETN never,
never possessed the. Ball.
All right, come on, let's let's cook Kyle.
MP we got to figure out our exact schedule for playoff week,
but we normally have like 4 shows and PAT normally does the
ownership on either like the Tuesday or Wednesday show.
Yeah, I think it's usually the Tuesday show.
Then we do the boomer opto. Oh no, we usually do the boomer
opto and then we do the ownership the next day.
Yeah. Oh, we'll.
We'll firm that up for you guys. Who is that?
Who's 86 for the Patriots? Chisholm.
Big catch.
Wow. Oh wow.
There's a certain segment, a New England fan that's very, very
excited for an F-10 Chisholm. Long, yeah, that's certain
segments like that. Diagram is a circle.
Yeah. That's just the New England
Patriots fan, actually. There's a couple like very
casual fans who like don't know about them, but that's.
It they're somewhere in a living room in New England, someone
just said we don't need to draft a wide receiver.
We just got that F, yeah. Break.
We got it. How could you how would you say
FT in Chisholm in a in a Southie accent?
Oh. My God, sure someone is
comparing Bob P as we speak, Yeah.
Fucking FT in Chisholm, I told you.
Now Trevion Williams is getting rushes.
So I think if you played Dylan Sampson in DFS today, you you
might be having a bad time. Somewhere, Afton Chisholm just
went up to Demario Douglas and said.
I'm the fucking. Guy who does his job, You must
be the other guy. Demario.
The Patriots just ran a reverse
where Demario Douglas pitched it to Trevion for a nice run.
OK, that's fun. Dude, the The Jets.
Oh, reminder, right up the gut. 10 yards.
God. Get out of here.
Get off the field brother, Take a break.
Nagging The Jets to just keep this with even 2 within 2 scores
even. Is that too much?
Yeah, I think it might be. It might.
Be too much. Yeah, it would be nice because
I, I have, I have. Forgot.
Has anyone ever met old starters in the first quarter?
Who's the? Patient.
Like. Oh, touchdown.
Harold Fannon, baby. Yes.
Yes, all right. How big of a play was it, Pat?
Oh fuck, Kyle Williams almost just scored.
Oh. He almost scored.
Yeah, he was. I didn't see him.
This is 29 yards, I think. Yeah, 29 yards. 29 All right
man, our our pick comes off to a nice little start here.
Yeah, Kyle Williams got interfered with in the end zone
on what would have been a 25 hour yard ish touchdown.
That's. Going to be a little Ramondran.
Andre fucking touchdown. We don't need the flags, jets,
you're going to get beaten anyway.
Oh, and, and, and there's oh, Fannin is hurt.
Oh. God fucking.
It's the groin, yeah. Oh boy, a soft flag too.
We didn't need that. Dude.
Oh, and that's. From Shador was so bad or Madre
touchdown. Yeah, that's not surprising.
Shit. That sucks.
That's the the worst possible touchdown that's.
Like the worst in the entire world.
Oh yeah, the worst. The worst?
Touchdown in the world. He's he's down.
He's like sitting in the end zone.
Man, that was a sick catch too. Yeah, he tweaked his groin on
the God damn it. Well, that was not a.
Fun. That's it.
A couple. Of minutes.
He's going to be done. Well, Mother.
We will be rescued, Yeah. Rescued in the worst possible
way, though, because now the best we can do is get our money
back because they don't, they don't void that part of it.
He's a he's a tough. He's a tough guy.
Yeah. Yeah.
We we should honestly just make it well.
Hard to think of a worse minute there for for everybody's
interests than a Rimandre touchdown and a fan.
An injury. Just a yeah, not a funny.
I mean he about as bad as it gets.
Who the hell just got a touchdown for the Dolphins?
Who's 81? Is that Westbrook?
Keene. Theo Wiese.
He just got a 70 yard touchdown.
Luther Burden's college teammate, also a University of
Oklahoma player. Yeah, that's a, that's a 60. 3
yard touchdown for. Kevin, Kevin Austin on the board
with a catch? Yeah, basically.
So here's the deal. We should probably run another
pick em. OK.
So all right. Give me give me Trey McBride
touchdown. That sucks.
The Bengals are driving. Maybe.
Maybe Fannin is getting some Toradol.
Right now, he's not. Worried.
About. These I just, I mean, it's just
a meaningless game for them. Like if he's hurt, he wanted to
play through it, he scores a touchdown, they're going to sit
him down, There's no point. Like are we going to hurt this
dude? Sick catch from 86 is that Will
Mallory, That is Will Mallory. Yeah, who barely been active
this year. All right, Davis, you want
McBride at one point O 4. Do we want to kind of just like
recreate what we had otherwise? Yeah.
Yeah, that's. That's that works.
You're going to have to go quick though, because the.
Games are happening. ETN Jacob, do you want to do
another 15 receiving yards? He's at 16 lines 30.5.
Sure, why not? Let's go crazy.
We're not going to be able to get Drake May fantasy points
anymore. I don't think we want them
anymore because The Jets are not going to be participating.
Take a take a touchdown Someone, someone to score a touchdown.
You guys want? How about 10 Ramondre rushing
attempts? Yep.
No, that sounds. Yeah, that's great.
It's. Gonna happen.
I wouldn't use the word great, but.
Well, it's a great, it's a great selection.
I don't want it to, Yeah, I don't feel great that it is a
great selection. Great isn't really the adjective
that I had in mind, but that's. Great.
It's happening. It's gonna happen.
The Bengal stuff isn't up now. They because they're about.
They're about to. War.
Tyler Warren has been feasting for the Colts, but they're off
the board right now. Do you guys want to get to a 50?
Sorry, I didn't have this screen shared here.
You guys want to do like a mini 1, like a three or do you want
to get this to a five leg for like a 20X?
Let's just sweat this. This is a nice clean what?
Was my leg for the main one, I forget now.
It was Harold Fannon. The.
Lost Fannon, We're out on May and we're out on Kyle Williams
with this. OK, yeah, let's just do this.
Chase already happened, so yeah, all.
Right here we go. We're going to lock this in
McBride touchdown ETN. 15 more receiving yards from Andre. 10
more rush attempts. Bang.
You're on the private the. PC.
Imagine fan and rises like a phoenix from the grave.
Oh my God. Well, I mean, then we have that
pick them so. Yeah.
Well then it's then it's live, so that'll be great.
All right, booked. Why are there only two picks on
this? Oh, access all updates.
Picks unavailable for me. What is it?
Williams, maybe? No, it's just McBride, ETN and
Ramondre. Oh yeah, Ramondre Bengals down
to the 10. That'd be 11 back inside.
Of the red zone. All right, I got.
It in T4 yard catch. We're about to get Brissett
right where we want him down. 14 Oh, I was going to say, Brissett
failed the third down on that last drive.
A more tilting person might have said, oh, that's bad.
You know, I want no, you want Brissett down. 14 Nothing.
They were running way too much Michael Carter.
We got to get them in the game state they know and love.
Correct. Oh my God, Jets INT.
No. Yeah, dude, this game's going to
be over in like a minute. Can Kyle Williams get his yards
on this drive? Like for dude, The Jets are so
embarrassing. Like why did we need to start?
Brady Cook like, can you not? You can take this game with
Tyrod, I I promise you. You were going to lose with
Tyrod Taylor like it's. Going to do you guys know badly?
Do you guys know who the backup quarterback is for the Patriots?
Josh. Dobbs.
Oh, it's Josh Dobbs, Pastor, not.
It is indeed the pastor, not. I knew Karain would know that
one. Yeah, I got a deal.
Yeah. You know what I know Karain
knows. Like reserved offensive line
and. I do I know about Verdarian Lowe
like I I'm I went all the. Way I just like yeah.
You said it. You said it 4 seconds after him.
Oh, I pulled. I pulled the Davis Maddock on
finding Harold. Yeah, yeah, I get Josh Dobbs.
Don't try to claim him later, Jacob.
Don't. Do not try and claim whatever.
You do is so insane because like I like I guarantee you no one is
following Josh Dobbs career more he's a Tennessee volunteer.
And he's, I don't, I don't give a shit about Josh Dobbs.
It's about, it's about Drake May for me.
Oh, I know, I know. Drake May's backup.
Dude, Kevin Austin had a 36 year my.
Favorite college quarterback of my life?
I love Josh Dobbs. Fan into the locker room. 21%,
yeah. It's we.
There's no point. So you got hurt.
It's over. I I can't believe.
I mean, I don't know what I'm saying.
I can't believe because like I can obviously believe it, but
like just The Jets, man, like just.
Do. Something just just so
depressing. I, I pitched to to Reebs this
week that we fold The Jets franchise and fold them in in
with the Giants that we merge the two franchises.
We give Saint Louis a new team. Dude, don't move The Jets to
Saint Louis. They get a, a, a new team.
The Jets, all The Jets become free agents and then Reeves.
Like how many of them do you actually think make 53 man
rosters next year? We thought it was probably less
than half. Membu, Adni Mitchell, Mason,
Taylor, Breece. That's all I got.
Ashanu. Ashanu.
Yeah. OK.
Quincy Williams. I don't.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe Quincy Williams.
He got he literally got benched by The Jets.
Yeah, and that was like, pretty stupid it.
Was and then he got unbenched but.
Oh, Garrett Wilson. Garrett Wilson.
Garrett Wilson not. Sure.
But like they had Alan Lazard earlier like that.
It's John Metchi. I don't know, makes a 53 now.
Maybe he does I'm. Not sure Metchi has been on like
Metchi has been on like. 30 teams getting out, produced by
something called an Isaiah Williams.
Jacoby Meyer's stat line is really good right now.
He's got. 00 Diggs. What a catch.
What a catch by Diggs. Glad he got back sick because
he'll be he'll be pulled in. Yeah, glad, glad he's getting
his six points now. Does anyone have their
contracts? Like if the Patriots ever score
60 in a game, they make a few million because that could help.
I really hope Mario Douglas has that in this contract.
I well, I can't believe you're creaming your pants over the
catch because I feel like the throw is even better.
I mean the off the bat, I'm so used to that kind of throw dude,
that throw stay in front of the mail for me.
The throw is better than the cat.
Here, I'll give you a a beacon of hope.
If you're wanting big numbers from Drake, May or Diggs or any
of these guys today, MVP is probably close.
MVP is probably close enough at this point that Vrabel might be
like, you wanna keep playing Drake?
Good point. Yeah, that's a good .0 dude.
One touch. Davis, that was.
That was the. Best news I've heard all day.
Thanks, Davis. You know how to cheer me up.
That was pretty great. And it's like it's against The
Jets, so it's not like he's going to get hurt because he's
not ever going to get tackled. I'm willing to say it.
I'm willing to sacrifice a Drake made pick 6 for the for the game
state the greater. Game.
Oh, if I would Drake, I would. I mean, sure.
It's. Fine, like I you're not.
Throw too bored. Well, the MVP case goes out the
window if you have a pick six against The Jets, so that's that
would be. That'd be their first pick of
the entire season. It would be.
Film industrial complexes love Stafford so much, for so long.
I think he's gonna win, even though it honestly should be.
Just what was your what was your guys's favorite film Industrial
Complex tweet about Justin Herbert yesterday?
I didn't. Even see it I'm.
I'm not on your side, Davis. Like I'm with the film
industrial complex. Damaj P Ryan 1 yard rushing
touchdown. That's hilarious.
I would definitely say my favorite one for sure would be
Stephen Ruiz tweeting Justin Herbert is the greatest
quarterback in the NFL Would probably be that Kyle.
Williams with another grab. I so I thought I thought the
Reese one was good. I saw another one, I think from
the AT sharp Clark NFL. He said I'm going to start doing
low lights of Justin Herbert clips like clips where he looks
stupid and then tweeting things like Justin Herbert is the worst
player to have ever played football.
Just to balance out, just to just to put some Carner bounce
8083 on the Steelers, which I think is Hayward.
Hayward, yeah. Had a 40 yard to end a round
run. Dude, Jalen Warren just blocked
three dudes. Yeah, he just literally blocked
three humans. Dude having to watch the
Steelers in the post season is a fucking war crime.
We'll talk to the Ravens man, Jonathan.
Taylor, Jonathan Taylor rushing touchdown but.
Good for. Him.
Feel like we haven't seen one of those for about a month but.
He had one last week, actually. I guess I didn't see it.
But it. Feels like a month.
It feels. Real fan and questionable to
return with a groin. Yeah, honestly.
Better than doubtful. Better than honestly.
Honestly. Honestly.
Might as well be out. There's no way.
Wise, wise words. Fate, guys, this Davis just gave
us the optimistic case for the Patriots.
I'm giving you the fan and optimist case.
Questionable. Greater than sign?
Doubtful. Yeah, Jacob, your camera is
unfocused. Just tap your.
Oh. I'll just, I'll just switch it
on and off. Your camera has ADD.
Jonathan Taylor has the 4th most touchdowns in Colts franchise
history. Let me see if I can guess.
I mean the top 3 has got to be what edge Reggie?
Zach, it's exact. It's again, it's exactly who you
would think. Well, if the Browns did want
Fanning to get Rookie of the Year, I actually bet that a
couple weeks ago. So I'm I'm a little sad that he
just got injured. Yeah.
Yeah, me too, buddy. All right, here's our, here's
our, here's our our Jacoby bullshit counter is starting
now. He's down.
He's down 14 zero. Let's let's get it working and
maybe get a 25 yard Kyle Williams touchdown while we're
here for the the Patriots. I I am beginning to understand
why Booga doesn't play. I I was getting excited because
I saw him finally on the field for maybe the first time today
and then he ran about 1 inch and just face planted right onto the
ground. Just just fell.
The separation score Bros. I mean, he did get some
separation because the DV kind of kept thinking he was going to
run his route, but he just fell on the ground.
So he gained about 3 yards of separation based on that.
You have to be targeted though for those scores usually.
Oh yeah? Well.
Is that true? It only it only measures.
It only measures. It it depends on what you're
looking at. Open score it does at all.
Yeah, the fantasy points ass is not only when targeted, that's
there. Oh OK, open score isn't either
actually. Dude, the Buccaneers suck.
Yeah, I mean they gave up a 63 yard touchdown to.
Oh, so Patriots just challenged to make Kyle Williams catch a
first down. So that's like, yeah.
And they already got out of that, but we can send you fan to
come back. Do we have Williams on the new
one? No, no.
No, we don't. But the we also we we will not
get refunded our original amount if all the if the other.
Oh, so we still need all that to hit anyway.
Yeah, we still want it to hit. Yeah, we we, we don't just get
auto rescued. That's right.
I always think we get auto rescued though.
We don't. No, we don't.
May to Henry first down flag probably a hold cuz May was oh
Hunter Henry went down hard. Hunter Henry looks banged up.
OK. What's the flag?
Probably a hold. He was in the pocket forever.
Wait, did the Bucks actually punt on that?
Like did they punt by choice on a fourth and one against Quinn
Ewers on Miami side of the field?
They did, believe it or not, the.
Legal man downfield on the Pats. They had they had a fourth and
one at Miami's 49. Henry's fine, though haunted.
I yeah, I mean Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles yourself.
That's that's an astounding decision.
Person 15. This has got to be Kyle
Williams's music. He's one-on-one on the perimeter
of the top of the screen. Come on, throw it, Drake.
Now he checked down to Douglas, who got 10 yards, I think.
All right, all right, Demario. Got a catch?
I was, I was, I was 100% correct on the penalty and I was also
correct that he went down injured.
So try again. Try.
Try someone else, brother. Try again.
So try again.
To who went down injured. Henry.
Henry was Henry. I mean, he was, he was fine, but
he was laying down. Yeah.
You. Were kind of wrong on the
penalty because you said it was a hold, but it was in fact a
legal. Man, OK when the quarterback
runs around for 9 minutes. So he was getting.
On like he was wrong on the penalty and on the injury.
What is there's? There's no difference between an
eligible man downfield in a hold.
Either way, I knew he was coming.
Back too early in this matter. I was saying he was coming back
and McBride just got 15 yards, by the way.
OK, Henderson. I'm glad they finally fixed
Henderson's name plate, by the way, on the back of his jersey.
That's. Good.
Yeah, that's kind of what unlocked this season.
Unfortunately he just ran for -2 yards, so that's not.
Good. A Jets player.
A Jets player is now down injured.
I don't even know if that's good or bad at this point.
I mean, I don't think it matters.
Like they're so far below the replacement.
There's only one Jets player. It's good if he goes down.
I won't say who, but he may or may not have played in Missouri
does. It, and I mean does it make
Brady cook like even worse now that we know Theo Weese is good?
Dude Theo Theo Weese out produced Luther Burden who we
all think is good. Yeah, so Miami's onto something
with Theo Weese. Dude are the fucking Ravens
going to make the postseason Rodgers looks like.
Rod Rodgers looks like shit. Oh, they're down.
Oh, they're down 10. Nothing.
They're down 10. Nothing.
Yeah, but fannin's out. Yeah, but fannin's out, so
game's over. I mean, I mean the thing.
Would be Myers. Behind like the the Steelers,
without Metcalf, like just having to play pure drop back,
like that's not going to go well.
Rodgers. Just like Sidearmed and
Incompletion to Kenneth Gainwell on 3rd and 14, she heeds her.
What would even like if they're behind by two possessions in the
second-half and they have to go drop back passing?
Like what the fuck is their personal grouping?
Oh, they almost missed. They almost missed that field
goal. Because like all they have, they
have a wow that hooked in that was crazy 4 tight ends who's
their wide receiver won today. Is it like?
Scotty Miller, oldest. Scantlin or Adam Phelan?
Roman Adam because it's it's who's who's active.
They have so they have Phelan. Is Calvin Austin active or is he
injured? I don't know what's going on.
I. I think he might have been hurt.
MVS. MVSI think.
MBS is literally the number 1 I think.
Did they sign Lazard yet or not? I don't know, it's weird if they
did, it was very late in the week.
They they I don't like the. Wilson.
Big catch down to the touchdown. If he didn't step out to the
touchdown, Wilson. Down to the touchdown, dude.
Down to the touchdown. Bang.
Stepped out. Down to the touchdown.
It was the Michael Wilson projection this week from the
from the projection people out there.
You got to learn a little ball, bro.
You got to learn. You got to learn a smidge in a
ball Every every projection system had MHJ and Michael
Wilson like split. Well, I I thought it was
interesting. It didn't change after the
overnight report that they were gonna manage Harrison snaps, it
seemed like. Dude, how did he stay in?
That's why I said down. Oh good.
That's dude, that's Bengal's defense right there.
That right, that was a Bengal's defense special.
Any other defense gets him out of bounds there.
Well, they're not playing. Anything that is Dango's defense
special. I mean that the guy put his
shoulder into a minute basically did nothing.
He like basically like didn't move him.
Like he didn't even move. Him like he has to move him at a
half a. He gets him.
He gets him at like the six and just, yeah, like just misses.
He just missed. Geez.
Yeah, that's big. That's big.
By the way, for our guy Purple Yosh in the elim, that is like
his big differential piece I believe.
Hell yeah, dude. Wilson in the finals.
That's sweet. I don't know if anyone cares,
but Michael Pittman is questionable.
Oh, Drake. May 2.
Please say Kyle Williams, Andre. Oh, for.
Fuck's sakes. Not even a rushing attempt that
we could coax out. Of it, no Sam Sherman's going to
win BBM. Does he have Romandre on it?
Yeah, he has Romandre on the team.
Henry. He has Romandre and Henry
Insane. Yeah, he has three. 175 lbs of
running backs just. Dude, a fucking a fucking walk
in romandre touchdown. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable gets. Yeah, Sam.
Sam is buying. I like ran all Drake May
onslaughts in DFS today. Yeah, and you're dead.
And I'm dead because I'm fucking mantra.
Michael Wilson is 6% owned in the SPY.
Dude, give it to me. Give it to me one time, Jacoby.
Not even his own as I thought he would be 13%.
I thought he'd be like 20. Percent today.
The Jets have to score a touchdown on this drive or the
game is literally over. Well, I.
Guess. Got some?
There's never been. There's never been a more.
Shoulder hand on shoulder meme than what I just did.
Never been Davis. Can you can you please put your
hand on my shoulder? Can you get it up there?
We need to be sure. No, I told you like that.
Like our out is MVP. Like that's it.
Like our only out is Rabel being like Drake.
Do you like do you want dude? I think Theo Wheeze.
Wait, no, it's a different guy. That's Jalen Wright.
I think if he asked Drake, I think we're good.
Like the second he's like, hey, Drake, do you want to win MVP?
We're we're good. We don't need.
Oh my God, is that that right, Jalen Wright?
That was right. I thought it was wheeze because
of the hair.
No, that was dealing right. Right.
Looks pretty good. Oh.
God, Quinn Ewers couldn't manage handing the ball off.
Oh ewers ewers in APPR league do.
You think The Jets try to trade for Quinn Ewers so they could
start him? Nice 11 yard ETN run up the
middle. You got to cast the ball you.
Can dude airs OK. Like Arizona, Cincinnati is just
going to go nuclear. Like it's going to be like, you
had to have like five guys from that game in DFS at least.
I did a bunch of BRS with four and five guys from that game.
Yeah, I have a Burrow. Burrow on slot with McBride.
In in BRS. I don't love that as like.
Is this just because the game environments were so bad?
I guess treating it more like APTP.
No, I mean the whole point was what you just said, that this is
the. Game like like you were doing
like Chase T Burrow, Michael Carter.
Yeah. Or it basically always adding on
Michael Carter or Wilson to or Wilson from the first 3.
All right, Quinn, the Gregson. Stuff.
Really feels like in bottle time Bottle is also hurt for anyone
interested. Oh God.
Three straight screens to Greg Dolesich in the red zone.
By the way, it's a true never wrong, just early because it's
still early. Like, it's not, it's still early
hitting yet, but it feels like it could happen now.
Hey Alberta. Kui Boonum won the Super Bowl
before Greg Dolesich, though, so.
But what What the fuck was that third and goal call?
Like literally what? What on earth was that?
They just threw the ball to Greg Dole such like 8 yards behind
the line. Quinn Ewer is a quarterback man.
I mean, what you. Can't.
Are you? Are you unfamiliar with Quinn
Ewers game brother? What I think it's more the play
call, but like what the fuck was that?
Like there wasn't any was not even blocking.
They just, they just lined him up like 8 yards behind the line
of scrimmage, they said here, and he just got tackled
immediately. What was the?
What is this? Team.
What is this team? All right, we need a Jets
touchdown. So fucking.
We need we need like Breeze. For that one, Peter.
Dude, we it, it's breeze. Like we need Breeze to just make
something out of nothing right here.
Yeah, that. Yeah, we do.
But we're probably instead we're going to get fucking breeze for
two, breeze for 2/3 and 1/2. Decent run little 15 yarder from
Breece 19. Yards don't even.
Sell them 2015 yards. Go away, Breece.
Does anyone has anyone been Twitter name searching Herald
fan and junior? No.
I'm not out there on this drive. I literally have no hope.
Your only hope is that we get him at after the half, right?
They're in there doing some treatment.
He feels good. Apparently Chig just got a 43
yard touchdown. I was up with a friend who like
doesn't play fantasy football last night and she said that
she'd made the finals in her work league.
And I was like, oh, let's see the team.
And she was starting Chiga Conqua with tight end.
And I was like, oh, I wouldn't do.
I was like, I wouldn't. I was like, I wouldn't do that.
Like I would. Pick dude.
Holy fuck wait until you see this play.
Yeah, and and like, she's going to be so mad now, like cry.
I didn't break into the. Championship with Chig at tight
end. She had.
How did they not get him down? Oh my God.
Grown. Man, here I thought I was being
such a nice guy. Like being like, you know what?
Ton just is going to be the move over this Chig guy who fucking
sucks and then apparently Chig is just a gam.
Was that not pass interference on 4th down for the Browns?
That looked like a pretty clear pass interference to me.
OK, I like these misdirection calls from The Jets, like let's
keep doing stuff like that. Dude what a freaking play by
Chig though. That was wild.
Honestly, the way his feet kind of splayed out there remind me
of Harold Fan. In dude Breece Breece 20 Yarder.
They're on the they're on the Patriots side of the field.
They were on the Patriots side of the field.
What? Do you mean a 20 yarder?
Wasn't that the? Wasn't that the play we already
celebrated? Yeah, Davis, that that's the
play we already saw, Bud. Oh.
OK. All right.
OK.
I mean they they do have first and 10 at the Pats 41 that's
true. All right, Brady Cook just
quarterback sneaked for first. I think I didn't even give it to
him yet all. Right.
Come on, Lawrence comes back. Lawrence throws to Parker.
Washington. All right, they're going to have
like a third and two from the four.
People are asking who the French girl started at tight end
instead. Jacob.
Oh, I think she started. She goes, yeah, I can't.
Come on. MO Alec Fox.
MO Ale. Oh I bet she was a big Pierre.
Go some fan back. Gregory.
Dulce de leche dulce. Will Mallory was just born to.
Be a fan of Eric Ebron. OK.
Bro Colts. Colts.
You got him. You got him.
Come on. Yes, priest.
Yes, Priest.
Let's go. What did he do?
No, it's like 20 yard catch. Lawrence, Lawrence.
Lawrence rushing touchdown. Every All right, that's good,
that's good. That's.
Good. So a new Breeze 20 yarder just
dropped. This is this is like such a new.
Am I gonna win 2,000,000? No.
But like I'd like to win 7500 instead of 3750.
So like I'll take I'll take all the breeze and Lawrence.
Like, yeah. I got I got Breeze 2 going in
the DK2. Millie, I got.
Some Oh OK, so we we both. Oh, OK.
Yeah, I thought you were. Just rooting for Breeze for your
Patriots, but we both actually have Breeze.
No I have breeze like breeze. I think I have on my puppy stuff
too but. Breeze.
Oh my God. Oh my God, guys, how did we bury
the lead this far into the show? Are you you guys ready to
apologize to division winner Caleb Williams yet?
No, no, no or not. Potential potential one seed.
No, he's about to get dog walked by Brock Pretty tonight.
I'm really not ready. Screen to Tess Johnson.
Stop. I'll apologize to Williams when
you apologize to Max Brosmer for going on the road and getting a
win. 333 net passing yards for the for the.
Hey, hey, hey. She's she's one of the best
processors of all time. He.
Really might, because he's so physically untalented that he
has to be so good at processing. Brosmer is to being a defense
merchant as Caleb is to being a Ben Johnson merchant.
And so it's all awash. That's true all.
Right. The Jets immediately get into
third and eight. Like I don't even, I'm not sure
they even had the first down. Screen they tried to run for a
brief it was like the most it was like the most Telegraph
screen ever chase on if he didn't jump he has the easiest
pick six in the world like thank God he.
Dropped. Yeah, and then they have to run
up the gut with Isaiah Davis on 2nd and 10.
What do we want? 4th down attempt.
Or do we just want three points on the?
Board, we just want three points we.
Just want three points. We just want.
Three points I want a touchdown baby.
Give it to. Briefs, I'm saying I don't want
a foreign foreign out here. I think we need points.
They they pass it for -3 yards. They pass it for -3 yards.
I've. Turned into the conservative
coach here who should definitely go for it, but I actually just
want the points from. Around I just want the. 3 is
just not enough. Like we need not enough.
The Patriots have 21. Nothing.
You don't pull the starters. It's fine, guys.
The pigeons are going to fumble the kickoff.
We're going to get a fumbled kickoff.
That's what we're hoping for. Nice Jalen Warren 15 yard run.
That's good, that's good. Take what we can get.
The most fun player in football's questionable return
with a forearm, Darnell. The most fun?
Arnold Washington? OK.
All right, back-to-back 3 and outs in Cardinals, Bengals.
Jets are on the board. You love to.
See. It gas Grable don't let this
team get Oh my. God, Baker, you suck bro, you
suck. Do you think The Jets are trying
to tank next year? Like why is Glenn coming back?
This is the I have. I have no earthly idea why Aaron
Glenn is coming back. This is like the most hopeless
coaching staff I've ever seen. It's so hopeless and.
I would like to, I would like to just, I'd like to officially go
and say this like Mendoza is not going to be a franchise changer.
He's not a franchise changer. I think he could be like, fine
in a good setting. Yeah, he could be.
He could be. And while we're on the Aaron
Glenn thing, like, I felt like I never really understood the
Aaron Glenn hype, to be honest. Like he was the DC of like a
middling defense. And then why is everybody so
excited to hire the Packers defensive coordinator as their
head coach? What?
What about the?
Packers. I think he does.
So impressive. I don't know.
It seems kind of bad. Like they should be an amazing
defense. I mean, obviously now the
Parsons. They should have been the best
defense in the league, and they weren't.
They were like a good defense and then they lost back at
Parsons. They were playing a backup
quarterback and they couldn't figure out that you just stopped
the run. Just press the stop the run
button. Like, I don't understand what's
so hard. You hit right stick down, run
focus. The only the only defensive
quarter I think I'd be interested in is Shula cuz you
get the McVeigh stuff. You probably get Mike Lafleur
maybe as his OC and that's decent.
And Shula seems to do like some actually innovative stuff.
Yeah. Like.
Yeah. Like I wasn't like, I thought
the Mike McDonald hire was interesting cuz he seemed like a
real innovator, right? It's just like sometimes you get
these defensive guys where they're like, oh man, like you
don't even know bro. Like he's Aceo in the making.
Like he's just, he's a culture. Guy, that's what that's what the
Glen was. It's like Aaron, like Aaron
Glenn. Thing it was like what?
Are we doing the? Defense sucks, the culture
sucks, and the offense is the an absolute joke.
So like bring in someone else. It didn't work.
It's OK. Jesse Minter I don't get either
like. I don't get the Jesse Minter
thing either. The Bengals, the Bengals left
tackle, I think is out. Adam, that's a good question.
I don't know where he is. Yeah, Flores is interesting
because like Flores, defensive coordinator, I think he's
absolutely brilliant. He is like unbelievable.
Is he a good head coach? I'm not sure about that.
So like this is like a I understand.
Hiring him as one. The problem with Flores is that,
like, he literally did the Bill Belichick thing where he didn't
name an offensive coordinator when he had a young quarterback,
which is like, unforgivable. Like that.
Maybe he maybe like, he's, you know, changed his ways or
whatever, but like, that was just a level, like lack of
caring about the offense that I really find hard to.
Yeah, like. He's he's such a good DCI would
understand hiring him as a head coach and if it if he hadn't
already been a head coach before, I would 100% hire him.
But I. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's also like some, like some guys are just not good at
it. They're good at their other job.
Like Spagnolo. No one ever wants to hire this
guy to be a head coach, but he's an unbelievably good defensive
coordinator. The problem is that there's a
bunch of those guys like you can always find like Spags Vance
Joseph maybe gets another shot. That would be interesting.
But the fact that he's, well, I don't know.
I mean, he's a, he's a very good defensive coordinator.
For sure, for sure he is. But like Fangio, you know, like
there's so many amazing defensive coordinators.
You don't have to hire a defensive mastermind to get an
amazing defensive coordinator like they're around.
Are we that? Sure.
That Vance Joseph is an amazing defensive coordinator.
Like I think he's coordinating. That defense is.
Always awesome coordinating an amazing defense, but like, did
he ever have that? Like did he?
When does he ever have like a great defense without great
personnel? Like he's clearly not a bad
coordinator. He's like a good coordinator,
but I I don't know. I just like, to me it's like how
hard, how hard is it to coordinate a great defense with
Pat Certain and Nick Benito and like all the other guys that
they have like their personal is ridiculous.
It's good, but like, you know, one good cornerback and you know
some and a good pass rush. There's plenty of guys who'd
screw that up. Fair enough.
Followed by a Hendo run. For a first.
Down there we go. There we go.
Oh, Jacob, you forgot to mention the funniest part about that
Baker interception was it was a McMillan target.
Oh, I. Trust me, I was fucking aware.
I like, did you mount? I do get to.
Start the game. He is.
Dude. This entire game is just
McMillan and Dulcich. Those are the only two
participants in this game. You played Jalen McMillan and
Greg Dulcich in DFS? Congratulations.
Is is that the? Fantasy points are off charge.
Gonna be a head. A head.
Coach, I think he's gonna get hired as a head coach.
Probably cuz he's like the only offensive.
Guy, he's like the only one. Yeah, yeah.
And he would have been hired as a head coach last year had every
Saints player not gotten injured.
Cuz who else would you even look at offensively like well, I mean
if Steiken gets fired then then he would just be a good.
Oh, if Steiken gets fired, he's getting hired immediately by
someone else. Same.
Same for. Stevansky, which seems seems
like a good reason not to fire him in my opinion.
But like Mike McCarthy's getting getting buzzed as a head coach
and that naggy. Is getting buzzed bro.
Matt Naggy. Well, Titans, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's go ahead and just not say
anything mean or inappropriate. Just.
What? Happened until he gets hired by
someone else. I want everyone to firmly be.
I think the Titans should should think about hiring him.
I think the Raiders think about hiring him.
Maybe he could be like a really highly paid assistant for the
Dolphins. There's a lot of teams.
There's a lot of teams that could use, you know, the
services of Mad Nagy. So let's all just settle down
there, OK? But yeah, it's a it's a tough.
Spot because like if you think of the best surprise like the
teams that have like over performing offenses this year,
it's like, well, you had like the Colts for a while and then
they were not and so he might even get fired.
But there's no like like you're not hiring Jim Bob Cooter.
So Kubiak, for sure, you have the Patriots, but I don't think
anyone wants to hire Josh McDaniels again as the head
coach. Like that, Josh McDaniels, I
think, will get another head coaching job, but not this year.
I think maybe after next year, probably the year after.
Yeah, the stink, Drake May's going to get rid of the stink.
Wow, come on. Hey Chen, get all the way.
Play though. Honestly, I'm really rooting.
I really don't. Want them to lose?
Me in this game because I want next week to be like a winner
take all between the Steelers and the Ravens.
Yeah, Drake May just faked out the cameraman with a pump fake.
The only literally faked out the cameraman.
From a guy named Pat Karina now that we're back.
Like now that we're. Back look at this, it's
unbelievable. Here in Miami, let's let's leave
the Greg Dolce of screens at home on this red zone
possession. How about we do that, Dolphins?
Let's leave those they don't need to be.
Could the Dolphins offer Matt Nagy more money to go be an OC
under Mike McDaniel? Well.
That's the other one right? If Mike McDaniel gets fired, do
you think he would get hired as a head coach or just in OC?
Just in. OCI think in OC.
Yeah. He might get high, like I could
see the Titans bringing him in or something that they're just
like we got to get. It I mean, all the names you
hear from the Titans, like do not suggest that they're
interested in innovating. Like the names that you hear
from them are like Matt Nagy, Arthur Smith, Mike McCarthy,
Luann Arumo. Like it's like, what if we
decided to not try? Back-to-back Burrow.
Sound. Yeah, it's Cam Ward screwed.
Like, could you actually imagine hiring Matthew Nagy?
He's getting guys, he's getting buzzed because he has LED 2
Super Bowl offenses, one Super Bowl V1 Super Bowl boss.
I think we all fucking stuff. Wow, they're going for Patriots.
Going for it on 4th down here. Come on, throw to Kyle Williams,
Drake. Now they got it.
Drake's running scramble 11 yards.
For it, they got it. Wow.
All right, so that's. 1st and goal from like the eight that's
pretty good for us. That's.
Pretty good. I can't.
Believe they went for that. That was fourth and three.
Dude. Great place to win man.
He's he's won the MVP. Shit, no.
This is were running up the score.
OK, Shadur just threw like a really, really bad interception.
He misses Fanon. Yeah, no, it got tipped.
It got tipped. Well, it he threw it into the
helmet of a Steelers defensive lineman, but it did get tipped
by the helmet. All right, Trabeon's in.
That's good. Oh, that's good.
Trabeon carry Trabeon to the. Four, Yeah.
To the four. Patches.
You're ahead of me, so just tell me if that fat dreadlocked
fucking 38 wearer comes in the game or not. 38's a good number
for him, isn't it? Man, Burrow is just.
He's a check down artist today. He got Jamar Chase's TD and said
get me to the offseason. All right.
Tribion. Oh, no, down to the one.
Oh God, just let him punch it in.
That's from Andre's music. No, please don't put it might
be. Me, they might.
Do tell us who's on the field, Pat, we need to play by.
You gotta tell us who's on the field on this third down, and I
can't handle it. If it's gonna be fucking
Stevenson, tell us. You said down to the one first.
How did you know that? Cuz I just checked my CBS app.
My 3rd and goal looks like I'm seeing Henderson.
Henderson's looking at the sideline, I think he's staying
in. Look don't look dude, why is he
looking at they can't take that a look.
I always. Hate when that I always hate
travion's in travion's in OK Henry motion Travion carry.
Oh, stoned, stoned. No, he's never getting another
chance. He lost.
Are they going to go for it and bring in Remandre for?
Four. Yeah, Go for it, Go for it.
They're going to bring in Remandre for 4th though, aren't
they? Throw a pick 6.
Go live, pick 6. Come on, May.
We. Want to pick 6?
We want to touch. No, no, we.
No, we want to pick six. We.
I want a touchdown. Pat, Pat, What's happening?
What's happening? Pat Patrick.
They're going for it, They're going for it.
Who's on the field? Trey.
No, not Trey. It's Ramandre.
That's Ramandre, but they're probably passing.
They are passing touchdown digs. Gigs.
OK, we'll take that. We'll.
Take that. Let's go Drake.
Let's go, Drake all. Right.
We might not see Drake anymore. Today that really, that really
might be. Fairness, like he was, I was
waiting to see the stuff like he got stuff like 4 yards behind
the goal line. No one's scoring on that.
That was not like a. According to that was not like
true. Beyond being soft, that was a
someone miss a block. Situation Drake based the king
of putting up 20 DraftKings points and a half and then like
kind of not. Having and then like finishing
at 23. We we need.
Like a we need like a kick return touchdown badly from The
Jets or something like that. We need it.
How many? Are you, are you excited to
watch Breece Hall have two carries to make it third and
five, then come off the field for an Isaiah Davis 2 minute
draw? God damn.
It. Why do you have to perfectly
predict the sad future that's. I've been watching The Jets all
year long. I know what they're up to.
BTJ got hurt, according to the ESPN game tracker.
I didn't see it, but it said Brian Thomas, junior down,
injured. Yeah, that's.
Greg Dolstic just scored a touchdown, by the way.
Never wrong, just early baby. Is Waller even playing today
like it's been all dolstic? The the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
with their playoffs on the line. Dulcis just scored a touchdown
on Week 17. Come on, you're right, let me
find it amid 1,000,000 fucking clips of dusty ass players
there. Oh my God, look at that hair.
Oh my God. Oh my God, it's so beautiful.
His his A dot was a little different in college.
Oh my God. Man.
I had that one that was. One of my few ones that I
actually made. Shannon's looked so sick.
This whole, I mean, honestly, the Tampa Bay defense just looks
like they don't want to participate in the post season,
but we just got to get a touchdown.
Like he's been unreal. That's like 80 yards.
Brian Thomas looked fine on the sideline they showed him cuz the
like if this. Assuming Seattle beats the
Panthers or no, It's if, right? The only way Carolina clinches
is if Carolina wins and the Bucks lose, right?
That's yes. That's right.
So this game only matters if Carolina wins.
But they're still playing unbelievably badly.
Like Quinn, yours is just marching up and down the field
on these guys. All right, we have a Jacoby
Brissette 4 minute drill underway.
This is this is red alert for Trey McBride.
Maybe the Jacoby, maybe the Jacoby magic is is done. 3rd and
12 for the the Jaguars here. Lawrence is going to get sacked.
Bad sack pass incomplete deep right to train.
The Ox had a fumble recovered by Panthers and then Dowdle had a
nice run. Why is McMillan at 0 point?
Today. They had an illness.
They had to give him an IV this morning.
Well. Got him a better one.
Oh my God, dude. Oh my God.
Shidor Sanders. Sucks he almost.
The most? Obvious pick six.
It bounced off the dude's hands. Wait until this replay, guys.
All right. Cards.
Cards 3 and out. All right, come on, Brady Cup.
Lead him down. Lead him down. -1 Oh no, Oh no,
Oh my God, dude. Here's a good one Will will
Stefan Diggs catch another pass for the rest of this game?
I mean, the way they're playing, like the fact that you went for
multiple 4th and threes on that Dr. suggests they want to win
this game 63 to 3. They don't have like other
receivers like they. Well, I was, I was just looking.
I think they only. I think they only have 4 wide
receivers active. Yeah, like he has to keep
playing. Every time they just.
Like do like. Go jumbo like the.
Bengals. Cool run designs.
They do like misdirection stuff and that's nice but then when
they do their their fucking shotgun delay bullshit it must
be like .1 yards per carry on the season.
Like it's never never. Worked Chase Brown just had a
big run. They also had a huge punt return
before that, so they're like already in the red zone.
Yeah, they're on the, they're on the 11 yard line, I think.
Jets have been just absolutely. Brutal.
All right, quick, quick. Bengals score and then Jacoby.
Jacoby can really settle in. I see they went breeze for none
followed by breeze for none. Breeze for none.
Nice. Oh, and then right down to the
two-minute drive and then here we go.
You're going to get your Isaiah Davis.
So exactly as I predicted. You literally predicted this.
Yeah, at least we get another Drake May drive.
Probably. It'll be 35 to 3 soon.
Got it. There, I don't know that we're
going to see Drake May out of the halftime locker room.
This is so embarrassing. Like, come on, Jet.
We're going to be like, where's Drake May?
He's going to be showing up. In I think the Saints, I believe
the Saints just scored a DST touchdown.
I think Chase Young, yeah, Chase Young scored Fumble.
There you go, Ward fumble. Wow.
Strip shop. Is Olave out?
I thought I saw someone mention that.
No, I mean, he's been playing. He has four.
Casts. I'm playing OK.
What happened there? I didn't see the Kim Ward.
I'm sure it. Was I'm sure it was the
situation. And not him.
No, it was. Like a it looked awesome on
film. I I'm sure if you I'm sure it.
Looked really good on. Film.
No, no, no, Jake, you don't get to do that because you are a
Herbert bro. So you don't get to do that.
I, I mean, I'm probably even going to be a bit of a Cam Ward
bro, but I'm definitely a Herbert bro, yeah.
The Cam Ward thing is like, I don't know man, do you do you
care like about more than a? Handful of Baker connects with
McMillan for a big play. Oh my fucking Christ.
All right, can we get a? Can we just?
Get a not only is he playing ahead of Igbuca, he's like the
wide receiver one dude like like Evans and Goblin aren't even
really part of the offense. This entire offense just works
for Jalen McMillan. Now he has a 33% target.
Share. Amarius Mims is back in for the
Bengals, which is why. Man, Baker is just not great.
Can we just get like a super quick Chamar Chase touchdown
here? Like just an immediate first
playback. That'd be cool.
Joe. King That's not true.
Joe King Abuka is not the 4th target.
He's he's definitely behind Evans, Godwin and McMillan.
You're right about that. But he's also behind Bucky
Irving. He's behind Sean Rashad.
He's behind Kate Auden. He's behind Tez Johnson.
He's the 9th target. Peyton Durham, I think's ahead,
too. Peyton Durham for sure's ahead.
I think the I think. The occasionally.
I tried to go from memory. Well, you should have went.
You should have went for friend of the show Co keefed.
Oh yeah, way. Ahead.
Oh my God, it's too close. Can you believe it?
All right, Cardinals, take your timeouts.
Be serious. Be serious.
Take your timeouts. They're not going to.
They're not serious, bro. Wait, what's going on?
Oh, now I. See.
All right, come on. Burrow second and seven.
Come on, Chase. Chase is in the slot.
Touchdown Chase. No way.
Yep, let's fucking go. Wow.
I played, I played 100% Chase and McBride in DFS today.
Every every every. Because I was just like.
I have a a good amount of chase as.
Well, does it fail? How does how does Chase McBride
fail? I mean, McBride is McBride has
to do his part. Although one of them's with
Fannin so that's a bummer. Is is BBMDB like updating in
like real time? I haven't seen one updating
today. Someone.
Else that ranks let's rank Sam is he's 28th, but like I don't
really know how much that means like.
It doesn't mean anything right now.
I mean, in a good way, potentially, yeah.
It just doesn't mean it. Like, yeah.
Yeah. So if guys going right now do
the thing that he needs, he needs a lot of.
Wake up. Yeah, and Olave and JSN.
Well, actually his his the biggest need on his whole team
is. John Johnson he needs so
Patriots just handed off dad in their two minutes year old.
So that's that's extremely bearish.
Obviously Jets, why do you suck so bad?
I just like, I have a feeling deep in my loins that McBride is
about to like have like a 17 catch game mark.
There's no. One of your lineups or just
more? I just, I just feel it because
he's he's I think he's like 250 yards away from the all time
record for single season tight end receiving and he's 7
receptions away from the Cardinal single season.
Reception, he's a pretty big miss by us to not do like Drake
May 1st half and Trey McBride fourth quarter stuff that would
have. Really.
Yeah, dude, it's so true, Mark. In the chat.
You can't. You can't complain about Taysom.
You, you know what? You know the fear of the devil
you're making. Enough.
Damn, that sucks.
Targets that. That sucks for Kyle Williams cuz
he's not gonna have that many chances.
Well, honestly just want we want The Jets to get the ball back
right. We want The Jets to get the ball
back. Probably, yeah.
It's hard for me to actually root for that, but that's
probably good for. US Purple Purple Yosh also, by
the way, has Chase in the Eliminator final.
Hell yeah brother. May drop her back, May going
deep and it's incomplete. OK.
I really hope. That you?
Oh, there's a flag. We do not want a field goal
before half. It's a touchdown or fuck off.
All right, the the Cardinals are actually reaching.
I should have considered this more, but they're reaching.
Oh my goodness, they roughed May.
So it's a new set of downs. Oh God.
All right. Well, I mean, at this point
we're just hoping for another May touchdown, I guess.
Oh, the Jaguars have the ball back. 36 seconds left on the 42.
Lawrence drops back. May did not have his head whip
or anything, so he's fine. Oh, very nice catch by Parker
Washington. Parker Washington might.
Be good man. Back in the game, by the way,
not that he's going to do anything.
He's kind of the IGBUCA of that offense, but he is back in the
game. No, he, you know what he is,
he's the Marquez Valdez gambling of that offense now.
That's true. Yeah, Aaron Glenn just asked the
ref if he could throw out that player for the.
Personal foul. Oh my God, Brissette, what's the
flag? I've always kind of on some
level enjoyed that the NFL so bad at tanking, then NFL teams
figuring out how to tank is not good and I don't like it.
Well, The thing is, is in the NFL, like you just can't like
the thing you can do in basketball because the way the
rosters work is you can just like get like literally like
players who are so shitty that they are not NBA players in it's
very hard to do the way NFL rosters work.
Like you can't go from like The Jets are doing it with Brady
Cook, but like most teams like Gino not being bench today for
the Raiders. On some level it's like not safe
for the other players playing if you start, yes, benching too
many guys. Seriously.
Yes. Yeah.
Like you, you can't like, just
play like third string offensive lineman, right?
Like that's a halt and safety issue.
Yeah. You know, you know, you know who
has to deal with that? Davis is Justin Herbert, and he
makes it work anyway. The silence confused me.
I was looking at. I looked down and referred to a
great Davis face. I think the I think the the
Justin Herbert masturbation space is over saturated.
I think there's too many guys. Too many the circle.
I think the maximum I will say like membership overall I'm far
more sympathetic to the Herbert lovers than the Herbert haters,
but I do think that the pro Herbert community extends a
little too far at times like. Lawrence end zone pick.
That sucks. That was not that was not a bad
pick. He put that he that that was
fine. He he expected his guy to make a
play. His guy didn't make a play.
Like it's one thing for the Herbert people to be like, look,
he's actually way better than his EPA and he is like a top
five quarterback And I and that's that's what I believe.
And I think that's. Oh wow, Diggs.
Big catch. Yeah, need, need McBride here.
How many yards for digs is he up to the 100 yard bonus?
That looked like 2530 ish. He's at 93.
He's at 90. Three, he's getting a touchdown.
Not, not great. I did not play any digs.
Oh, I did. I did I.
Have a lot of digs MBR. Huge Trey 3 yard catch.
The issue, I think, I think the issue here for the Cardinals
might be they they they might just not be trying anymore the
way they were trying a month ago.
I think it might just be over. Which is not great.
All right, let's get a Kyle Williams touchdown.
Who gets the ball coming out of the half in Jets?
Pets. Hunter Henry No, that's Hooper.
Hooper 9 yards. Jets get the ball.
Just get the ball. Just get the ball.
Thank God. Well, that's why we needed that.
Third and one here for the Patriots.
They're going to go fast. Looks like they called the
timeout. Yeah, they called the timeout.
One of my other games I'm watching just showed the replay
of the Ramandre touchdown and my heart.
Just like scasps. That's just.
Happened again. He's been in on the 2 minute
drive. He's the 2.
Ted Yeah, it's played the entire 2 minute drive.
His pass protection abilities are just unmatched, you know?
I I tend on the Herbert stuff, I tend to think he's obviously
better than like what his numbers would.
Suggest but like very obviously. But.
He's treated like he's Josh Allen.
He's treated in the same tier as Mahomes, Lamar, Josh Allen.
He's not in that tier. He would have shown it by now.
Well, that's, that's the troubling part is it's an
overreach. It's like it's, it's they
actually, well, yesterday they weren't, they weren't even just
reaching for that. They were actually saying he's
better than all those guys. That was the.
Yeah, it's clearly wrong. Like, come on, there's yeah, the
the film stuff bugs me because like, obviously there's
additional context that you can add, but like they're the
willingness to kind of throw out the statistical baseline is just
absurd. Like you're going to, you're
going to create horrible and very not predictive takes.
Like your take is not going to match with the future.
It might be like fun to make, but the stat, the stats matter.
You can't just like, throw them all out well.
It just matters because you have to have something to falsify.
There has to be like an objective measuring stick.
Right. Obviously you can add to them.
They're not the be all end all, but like they just oh, wouldn't
you know what? The stats don't matter at all in
this case because I like this guy OK.
Would be nice for the Chargers to not have like the most
injured roster ever, just like one time.
Just like to see what would happen.
Like it would just be great if he got to play like one year.
Yeah, him being completely cursed.
He's good, he's really good. Don't don't think it'll ever
happen. But you know, like Stroud's
playing behind a crappy offensive line and his his
numbers are better than Herbert's like.
Yeah, I mean, I think Stroud's pretty good.
Maze behind it, shitty offensive line.
He's got Will Campbell. There's there's there's bonus.
He's doing just fine for. Digs Bonus for digs.
Oh flag though. No, on the defense, OK.
All. Right.
Well, not loving that. Man the the Seahawks, huh?
Playoff basketball Seahawks. Yeah, although they didn't just
drop like a shit load of points last week, so, you know, Yeah.
Oh, Drake May touchdown 2. Hunter.
Henry Hunter, Henry. Wow, OK, May double S Holy
smokes. Well, May did it.
What you got like 28 1/2? And a half.
And a freaking half. Jets.
Come on. Come on, Jets.
Keep up, keep up the bass jets. Please, Jets, please.
One time, Jets. Diggs has 25 now.
Yeah, he's a 27.4 and a half. Unbelievable.
Ah, damn it, he had Douglas too, if he wanted.
I wish, I wish I could have got that Nice.
Dude just get trick, May the MVP.
Yeah. Keep going, keep going.
Paddle stats. Got The Jets defense.
There's no resistance. Get the 70.
It's actually kind of insane.
It's how bad The Jets are. There's just no way that, like,
The Jets are building something here, right?
Like, this isn't how they're not, No, when they do like the
documentary on the like, championship Jets, you know
they're not going to start with. This year, no you.
Know what? I'm saying.
Sorry, there's never going to be a documentary.
On the Championship Jets. I mean I.
Assume. I assume at some point there
will be. No there's not, dude.
There's no. Chance.
With the rate of global warming, The Jets are not getting there
first. Our our our world is so so, so
toast before The Jets put a Super Bowl like I would put the
odds -480 for global warming. Global warming is a three
touchdown favorite over The Jets on a.
Neutral field. It's very.
True, and it's not even a neutral field because MetLife is
quite close to sea level. The.
Home field advantage Global warming is playing Home global
warming is -24 1/2 with with a strong home field weather
effect. Oh shit.
I just looked at it because I wanted to see my my May team
that I have in the red zone in first place.
In the red zone right now has a a Burrow stack, it has digs, it
has Ramandre, it has a Mecca Igbuca 0 at 2.1%.
A massive city in first place, with the Mecca Igbuca bagel
staring you in the eye at. 5500. Don't think you'd feel.
That I would really like to have a nice DFS day today, given that
I I played seven lineups and I think five of them were Drake
May. That would be nice.
Wouldn't that be nice? No Drake May on my finals teams
either. Lennar's feel feel free to to.
He's also my finals team. Visit Visit hour 20. 6 for For a
future clip on The Jets versus global warming, feel free to
stand that. That was some good stuff.
I threw. I threw you up a big old
softball there. Yeah, I.
Appreciate that. Oh man, I was.
I was. Guessing curveball.
It took that one high to hide A right field.
Oh my God, Brady Cook. Hey, guys, please, Tyrod Taylor,
just like to prove you. You have a franchise.
Prove you exist. Yeah, just an 80 Mitchell bomb.
If, if, if, if Toronto. 'S playing this game, we we can
definitely have 45 for May today. 100% they have to dude.
Enough with Brady. Cook enough.
And Glenn keeps going up. He's like, I think he showed
some stuff, man. Yeah, he's, he's a, he's a, he's
a baller. Like, no he's not.
I mean I have. I have.
Briefs on this team so like I
watched the entirety of that jets Saints game last week and
like that was miserable and that was against the Saints defense
and he was just getting it's against the.
Saints, by the way, the Patriots defense isn't that good.
It's it's just it's gotten beaten up over the last couple
weeks. Oh God.
How's the halftime? What's the second pick I'm
looking like? Wow, Patriots lowers.
No, no. And Etienne needs his 15.
ETN hasn't done. Yards McBride needs his
touchdown and Romandre needs seven more rush attempts.
For the halftime one, what's Terrell Jennings line?
Yeah, seriously. I think I think it's.
I'm not even kidding. I mean the joke is they probably
don't have it up but. It's D earnest.
I don't think Jennings is active.
Is he OK? Oh, good job Jets.
We had a run out the half of an Isaiah Davis 11 yarder.
Brabel's taking time outs to get the ball back, Is that what
someone said? He did just take a time out,
yeah. Oh my God, Brabel dude, I don't
know. What is it did the Belichick
Jets hate like is that in his blood too?
Like. Definitely could be does.
He also hate The Jets. He will also get absolutely
crucified if he lets any of these key players get hurt, so
there's that element as well. Don't worry about that.
Don't worry about it. There is.
There you go. You let that, They let the half
go down. It's at half.
I think all the games are at half right now.
All right, well let's cook up a pick em then.
Yeah, you know what? Let's cook up a pick em.
This Korean Patriots thing is disgusting.
I'm sorry man. Drake.
Drake made the most aesthetically pleasing
quarterback in the league. So.
All right. I.
Want. To I want to take Jamar Chase to
75 1/2 receiving yards. What's the hat currently?
Up. Up this much?
He's a 40. Seven or or McBride I I just.
I'd probably rather play the McBride.
Let's play, play McBride angle 'cause he hasn't been doing
anything. Sure.
Yards. Do yards so we don't get the
dock. Yards.
Yeah, yeah. What else would be a decent 1
here? Like the the Jags being down,
like there's some passing stuff. Jacoby, Jacoby Reception.
Probably a pretty good. That's a good one.
Yeah, Jacoby reception even even with.
Washington might be better because he gets Kenny more.
We don't have to worry about the sauce.
Parker's very caution, too. I I would do.
That I like Parker, yeah. Yeah.
Do we want to do the yards so the the receptions?
Receptions have a dock. It's .83 on the receptionist.
Yeah, let's do let's do yards and then let's do Steelers.
Ravens contest something from the Saints passing.
Should we do Juwan in honor of Sam or he's already been
involved? Let's see any of.
That no, let's, let's just take, let's just let's eat the dock
and let's just take shock to get a passing touchdown.
That seems fine down. That's fine by me.
That seems fine. Yeah, what do?
You What do you think about Russell Westbrook?
Points, rebounds and assists. Who do they play?
I don't know. They play the Lakers.
Some hate, some hate in his
heart there. Oh my God.
One of your red zones is coming through heavy in the mix, right?
Now definitely Pat, that's. Patty Millions will be the.
Show now for the NFC. South Well music.
Got up and did a touchdown celebration and then.
He. Felt pain.
I'm like looking at him doing a touchdown celebration right now.
Yeah. Official.
Nothing. Official, Yeah.
We don't have any boosts. We don't have witching our
boosts. It's not going to come in for
another. It doesn't come in for another
half hour. I guess, yeah, It's not witching
hour, it's halftime. That doesn't make sense
actually. God dude, I need Trey McBride to
come on like a fucking man who wants to set some meaningless.
Route to a. Meaningless season.
I think I could do some JSN for my best ball team.
I think I'm done. I'm done.
That game is just that game is just sucked.
Yeah, this best ball team's not really cooking at all.
What what best ball teams are are you guys?
Sweating. Well I'm in the DK Millie so
that would be nice if some people did much more stuff doing
now. My Pitbull team is kind of nice.
It has Ramandre on it. OK, that's.
Fun, Yeah. What's the structure of the
Pitbull? It's 100K up top.
Oh nice. And I still have, I have Puka,
A.J. Brown, Hertz still to go.
It has a Harvey on it. So those points were nice.
Has Hunter Henry on it. So those points.
Just oh awesome, he's got 2 touchdowns for you.
Yeah. So do you have, do you have may
with Henry and Ramondre or just just Henry and Ramondre?
Yeah. That's a nice team though.
How many people in the final let?
Me. Go see Pitbull Championship has
156. How many Derek Henry teams are
in? It it was, I think there was, it
was six, 7.69%. So whatever that math is.
All right, that's, that's Remandre, though I have at even
lower 6.4%, so that's awesome. Fortunately, I'll be quietly
rooting for a little Remandre over here.
Well, as long as you keep it quiet.
I'll be very quiet. That's.
Nice. No, my my basketball stuff is
not looking too good right now. What's how like?
If I recall correctly, the DK Emily is like a very steep play.
Out it's not super, super steep. It's it's like, you know, I
think there's 100,000 a tenth. Like it's still like, pretty,
but yeah, I mean, like all this stuff, it falls off relatively
quickly. Yeah, because I mean, I'm not,
I'm definitely not going to win, but I'm like my mindset, it's
like, you know, I'm, I'm willing to sweat pickams for $800 pay
off like I, I, you know, I'd much rather make 5037 or 75 than
5 or whatever else. So.
Yeah, I really need JSN to do something.
He's at eight points right now. I have, I have JSN and McBride
in this high stakes team. They got up to 17th and they're
not doing fuck all. That game sucks.
Also, this team has Kittle, he I need Kittle to play.
Right. Yeah, I mean, I have, well, I
have a Buca and McMillan currently combining for 0, which
is really, really enjoyable. HN's been great.
He's just not getting a touchdown.
All right, Jag's back on the field.
Really. I don't know if that was Trevor
Lawrence's fault or just Liam was weird.
Liam Cohen calling a dumb play is there?
Is there anything worse than the right-handed quarterback rolling
left? It's like, what are you hoping
to accomplish? No, Lawrence make really good at
that. He's he's like uniquely awesome
at throwing while rolling left. There's like a whole highlight
reel of just Lawrence throwing while rolling left.
Yeah, you're not on QB film Twitter, Davis, if you.
It's just in general it and it, well, I mean he ended up with
the ball in his offhand so there was like nothing.
I think maybe ETN did the wrong thing.
It looked like maybe someone messed up there.
Henry only has one touchdown, by the way.
Yeah. Because Austin Hooper had the
other. One, yeah, Hooper had the other
one. I got all excited because I have
Henry in the double stack with me and I was like.
Lawrence let's like RIP. Is that a catch?
No, no. I got to find this now.
Dude Johnny Smith out of the backfield like or dude.
Just just kill. Just just kill that team.
And that's another guy that's apparently.
Getting mad head coaching looks. Arthur Smith.
Yeah, dude, bring Arthur Smith back to Tennessee.
Yikes. That happens.
It doesn't happen nearly near as much in the NFL, but this
happens all the time in like high level professional soccer
where a guy will get fired and then come back and like coaches
like 3 times. Arthur Smith and the Titans
deserve each other. Fannin officially out for the
game. Yeah, I don't.
Know all right so best we can do questionable.
You asked. Doubtful.
So best best we can do is get rescued which?
That was a that was a sick pick em too that we put together
that. The five finger.
Was nice and then Fannin immediately scores like a 29
yard touchdown or whatever it was.
Yeah, the only one who's not gonna hit is Kyle Williams,
probably. Yeah, but I ran that, I ran R
pick em on the board with I did the biggest boost.
I did the one we actually did. But then I reran it with Diggs
and Henry cuz I kinda I was like Kyle Williams.
I feel the weakest of the Patriots stuff.
He flexed it, bro. He flexed.
It I basically flexed it. Yeah, I ran it.
Three times. Do you want to take Emo up on
his offer to fly out and kiss you on your ass and sign?
I love Drake May if he connects with one more dig score.
I don't see how this helps me. You don't like?
Getting some a little just a little Peck on your cheeks I.
Think I need. That but.
Incompletions from Set 1 to Carter one to Trey McBride.
Baker already with a three and out.
This guy fucking blows. Godwin was wide open for like an
hour. You loser.
He can only control what he can control.
Oh all. Right.
Come on, Jacoby. Dude, lock in Jacoby.
He's not down by enough. It's technically still A2
possession game. He's got to be down 3
possessions to kick into gear. Apparently, well, I'm, I, I am
now officially worried that the Cardinals like the thing that
they were trying so hard when they were down earlier.
And I think, I think they might have lost the fire.
Like here, I'm going to read a list of in order number of
targets from Aaron Rodgers today.
On the Pittsburgh. Feelings.
I thought you were going to do Baker, but yes, go.
Ahead this is this is might. Lose this game, guys.
This, this is this is a team, by the way, that traded away the
third leading receiver in the NFL for a round three pick.
They have a win and end for the playoffs, and so far, they're a
leading target. Getter is a tie between Marquez
Valdes Scantling and Kenny Gainwell, followed by Adam
Thielen, followed by Scotty Miller and Darnell Washington,
followed by Jonnu Smith and Pat Fryermuth.
But I will do the other list you requested, Pete.
Here's Here are players with more targets, as many or more
targets than a Mecca Ibuka. That includes Jill McMillan with
7K Dotton, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Bucky Irving, Tez
Johnson and Sean Tucker. Shot Tucker has more targets
than Igbuka. As well as many or more.
Ibuka just got 1 so tied him now, but that was at halftime.
He had more as a goal line back. But yeah, I I think I agree.
I think that the Steelers are going to lose this game and
we're getting like, where? Where would you draft Derrick
Henry in playoff best ball next week?
If the Steelers lose this game and it's a winning end.
Pretty high. Still not high because they're
going to probably lose in round one and you don't and what
you're going to be. Like I don't I think they would
win in round one if you get them at home with Henry and
potentially a healthy Lamar or even if not Lamar, you just get
Huntley as a mobile quarterback. I'm.
Just going to say Huntley bro. The Bills rushing.
Defense. Yeah, Bills rushing defense is a
great matchup for them, that's true.
Like that is that is like that is the that's a nightmare
matchup for the Bills to be against a mobile quarterback and
a ridiculous running back who's super explosive.
And more. Kenneth Walker.
Lots of steps, not a lot of yards.
Yeah, not a lot of yards, lots of steps.
Real, real Isaiah Pacheco vibes. Oh.
Yeah. The only I think that the Ravens
would be pretty dead against the Texans, but both the Chargers
and the Bills have awful run defenses that they could
potentially take advantage of, especially the Bills.
Those are so. Bad against the run. 39 yards
for team Barner first down. Fuck man the Cardinals.
Honestly the Cardinals might just like fully give up.
Actually Tan, that is some bad defense by the Cardinals.
Letting T catch that. It's I'm, I'm really glad Burrow
came out of retirement for this game.
Nice. To see that out there.
Like what is this fucking defense?
What is the safety doing? I feel like we know what what
does Jonathan Gannon do exactly over there like?
What he does is look for another job, I think because.
He's gone. Do you think he'll get one?
Like, do you think anyone's hiring Jonathan Gannon as a
defense he's got? Coordinator, he's got to do the
Kingsbury route. You go to Thailand for a little.
Yeah, he might be a Thailand candidate.
And then you rebrand. Like I know he'll get a job but
like like would would would would he even be ADC?
No Jerrod Mayo route. Yeah, He might be position
coach. He might go like, he'd probably
be smart to go like under, you know, one of the guru types.
He goes position coach. Yeah.
Did you see this reverse thrust? Assistant head coach.
I sure. I sure did, Peter.
I sure did. That was.
Good. No, I don't.
I don't even know if I'd go. Assistant head coach.
Defensive thing. Yeah.
And what about I would only do that if I could be like the
Rams? What about Defensive Pass game
coordinator? Yeah, that feels likely.
What was Freddie Kitchen's job after he got fired?
He was like the the Giants tight end coach.
Who is this Rocket Sanders Looks kind of good, guys, I I have to
say. He was a, he was a good, he was
a good rush. I I enjoyed him, yeah.
Yeah. He's a prospect, yeah.
Yeah, he was. He was fun, there was something
to it. All right, we're about to get a
Bengal Bengals red zone. All right.
All right, the the Jaguars have the ball back.
Big Charbonnet run. Can we get some JSN?
Charbonnet. Yeah, Jeez, let's.
Take another. Dolphins.
Take another Chase touchdown, I think.
Well, well, well, look what the cat drug in.
Up, guys. So if.
You're Worthy's biggest fan checking in.
Dave, you're Worthy's biggest fan.
I think I also on that stream very drunkenly argued that you
guys shouldn't drop to Corey Croskey Merritt because he was
going to have some. Well.
Unfortunately, what about that? Unfortunately, the way things
really went is that we, we, we decided to not drop anyone,
which specifically meant we didn't drop Sampson.
And that means we're starting them right now.
Oh. Nice.
Not Darnold. So Jacora Grotsky Barrett was
not in the line. Darnold INT in the end zone.
Horrendous. Like really bad pick honestly.
The there's 1453, there's 1453 left, OK, it's third and 10 for
The Jets. Yeah, no, I I just watched that
was like we threw it like directly.
I can't 7 seconds watch Brady cook anymore. 7 seconds have
come off the clock in the in the second-half.
He completely short of the sticks at least.
Like I just. Brady.
Cook is unwatchable. Oh yeah, that Darnold.
Pick was not good. Who?
Dude, Sam Darnold is fucking. Sam Darnold is fucking Brady
Cook, man. Honestly, look, let's just be so
fucking. For real no.
Nobody is Brady Cook I I would. No one is Brady Cook.
It's better if The Jets would put Gretch at quarterback right
now. So much better quarterback.
That last stream that you guys were just talking about, I
forgot that at the end of that I got I got the keys to the
castle. I was Pete.
I'm wondering if you got any like I don't.
Do you have to like charge per clip or something?
Did you get any like bills? He woke up in the morning and
was like, I Gretch really read a lot of clips.
No. I mean, they just, you know,
they demonetized, but at that point, you know, I don't even
think any advertisers wanted their name associated.
With that. Scream.
So we're probably good. We're punting, We're punting,
we're punting. We're punting.
Jacob was just down here in
Seattle. For the game.
And we run the fake punts on 1st down because it's better than
Brady Cook fake. Punt, we did it.
A contested catch. On a fake punt.
Oh my God. Who was that?
M Moore? Are you all sweating, M Moore?
It's just we went Drake made to to do stuff and we also have.
Breeze and we both have breeze, we both have breeze and we have
Patriot stuff on the other side. So nice.
Yeah, I've been watching, I've been I've been enjoying the the
stream today because I'm actually watching all the games
at once. I'm usually watching the games
one at a time and so I don't get AI don't go to.
Check it out I'm. Always behind at this point in
the day, like a lot of the games live.
So how do you do the one at a time?
Do you like what's your? Are you doing 2 at a time or
what? How do you do it?
How do you do your? One at a time, 2 at a time.
Between the the first window I'm usually watching 2:00 to 3:00
and just like getting back up to live in each of them.
Right, got it. And then during the late window
is when I'm like I'm flying through games like 30 minutes at
a time from the early window. And then I start the light
window close to the end of the light window usually.
And then usually don't get to Saturday Night Football before
recording with Sean. But I'm I'm it's more it's just
like behind mostly, you know, but they, they get the condensed
games up within like an hour at the end of the games usually or
like 9 minutes. So those really help when those
come up. Chase, I have a game.
I have a game for you guys. I'm just going to name names,
and you have to tell me whether they're someone I just made-up
or whether they have a target from Sugar Sanders today.
OK? OK.
Sal Cannella. Real, he was so good.
He was such a good prospect. He was in one of the spring
leagues. He was.
He was such a good prospect, Davis.
He was such. A good prospect.
Honestly, Blake Whitehart. It is already 4th down again for
The Jets. You're just naming their tight
ends. You're just naming, you're
naming their tight. Ends Yeah, Brendan Bates.
Like, who are these people? Unbelievable.
I don't know Brendan Bates. Oh my God, the Seahawks just
had. He's also a tight end for the.
Cleveland Browns today. Chase Brown touchdown.
Yeah, I said that. Oh, Seahawks defense touchdown.
Seahawks defense my home. I got them in my home dynasty
league. That's big, big stuff.
Reese Hall has 1000 yards exactly.
I'm not sure if that's going to hold.
We have a dynasty matchup Jacob against Davis in a in.
A yeah, I think I have Trey. I think I have Trey McBride on
that team though, so I'm going to guess that you guys are
winning. How is it?
How is? It our whole team got hurt.
It's a Le Manon on the Patriots. I miss this.
I I'm currently. Using for another big.
Points. Oh, they didn't get it this
time. They didn't get it back-to-back.
Know why? Do you know why?
Because it went towards Isaiah and Davis.
Yeah. I wonder how the Patriots saw
that one coming. How did they?
So. So.
Tratty they had they had they had second and two.
What did they do after second? Wait, the judge just did another
fake? Punts back-to-back.
Yeah, they didn't get back. Back-to-back fake punts.
They did 2 fake punts on the same drive.
I don't have ever seen that before.
Consecutive series. All right, the.
Cardos are Olave touchdown. We got our shock touchdown.
Wow. Oh nice.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
The the Cardinals are now down 23 points.
Can we please get some Jacoby? This is your time bro.
Is the Seahawks D, is the guy down?
Is that what they're looking at? I believe so.
He's. He's Oh, yeah.
OK. So we could still get a
offensive touchdown here? Yeah.
BTJ just drew a defensive pass interference I think.
Jeez, this Ken Walker play. My God.
Dude why? Why did they play Charbonnay
over that guy as he just. Like that was the wide.
Receiver reversed to him. Like what are you going to do?
Baker. Yeah, DJ Dallas is in, by the
way, right now, so I'm assuming ETN must have gotten hurt.
I mean, they have to, I mean they, they can't just give him
like 100% of the touches. Well, I think he's been in this
whole drive. Right but like yeah is he not
allowed to take like 2 series off?
Well, why would he leapfrog Le Quint?
Well. Because Lequint's the third down
back. Well, well, DJ Dallas didn't
play it all last. Week another big Parker,
Washington catch. Oh, what's the three?
Yards that gets 3 yards. AG That's going to be bad for us
I assume. I'm not sure.
No defensive holding declined. OK, bang.
All right, there we go. We.
Already got 23. You had him on one of your. 1.
Of your Pickles, right? One of your life, but yeah.
Yes. What's the other one?
McBride. McBride.
All right, well, it's always a
week 18. So it's the weekend.
Davis is going to have us do a fourth quarter pick up at
McBride. We just keep quadrupling.
No, I'm, I'm no, they if they if they do not, if they do not get
points on this drive, I I would assume we're going to learn
whoever the backup. Quarterback on the Cardinals.
Is. Well, it's not.
Clayton Tune because we got. Yeah.
Can anyone, all right, Can anyone right now who is
currently the backup quarterback for the Cardinals that.
Sounds like a fun experiment. Well, you know what?
We already you know what? We already did this.
We've. Actually already seen it,
Slovis. I was going to say.
We already seen Slovis. Oh yeah, Kedon Slovis AKA Y
Drake. London's contested catch rate
was too high in college. Lawrence is a second piece.
Touchdown. He's so good at that, like 4
yard rushing touchdown. He's just like, I don't know if
that is like unique because he's. 4 yards long.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's like Mr. Fantastic out there.
All right, so. Trevor Lawrence up to 20 fantasy
points. It's hard to keep track of
everything. Superflex League.
I know man. Well actually if if Trevor
Lawrence gets like 80 points today, I could maybe beat Gretch
in one of our dynasty leagues. I have another player now who
has more yards today than a Mecca Buca.
Tez Johnson just caught a 17 yard pass.
Hell yeah. Great.
Davis is talking about that league we're in together, that
Leone runs, that you beat me on the final Sunday last year and I
thought my team was gonna fall apart and it kind of has a
little bit, but. We were, I was.
I started a thread with Jacob and Davis to talk about our
other league and then Davis, Oh yeah, claims that the only
reason he's losing in this league this year is cause of a
technical glitch where he accidentally traded Kirk Cousins
and then it went back and looked.
So Kirk Cousins. Would have added one point to
total. Tilted I tilted Gretch so much
he had to go back and look to see what Kirk Cousins would have
had like I tilted Gretch so. It's amazing.
And I'm like, I have the it's so
it's it's your season average plus your week 151617.
I had the highest season average.
I had the highest score of all the playoff teams in week 15 and
the highest score of all the playoff teams in week 16.
And Dave was like, if I just had Kirk Cousins, I'd be able to
bridge the 70 point. I.
Was like, oh man. That's all I needed.
I mean, I, so I like with that trade, I, I've felt for Davis
with how tilting that is because he wanted to trade me in a sum
total zero Nick Mullins. And it didn't work out because
because Nick Mullins had already played and so he had to put Kirk
Cousins in his like to even it out.
But even at the time I was like, I mean, Kirk Cousins like maybe
that that could be like another piece for me.
You know, I could trade him to a contender next year maybe.
Oh, is that? What it was you had you you
weren't able to add? We couldn't.
I couldn't kind. Of figure out what a technical
glitch meant. So we couldn't do the trade for,
we couldn't do the trade for Nick Mullins because it was the
the, the London game. So he had already locked.
So he had to pick someone else to Now, I was sort of surprised
that Davis sent it back with Cousins because I was like,
Cousins is not nothing like you, almost.
Gave me like Jalen. I should have put like Jalen
Tolbert in there or something. Yeah, you could have give me
Jalen Tolbert. Yeah, Clear.
You gave me cousins, which I accepted.
I don't think it was a technical glitch that I think it was a
user error. Matter perspective.
Yeah, I would say, Oh my God, we're going to get on the
romandre receiving. Touch my favorite thing about.
That league is I tried to trade all these like guys that used to
be good that I'm still holding a dynasty that I didn't want on my
team and they're. Touchdown to Is that FT Chisholm
or is that Hunter Henry? 86 or 80?
5 big white or small white? That's small white FT Chisholm.
Small white FT. Chisholm.
All right. But by the way, the Bengals went
three and out. I I think, I think they're just
done. I don't think we're going to get
any points out of them, which is pretty big.
Drake. May is nuking.
Yeah, he is. Is that 5 touchdowns?
Yeah. Yeah, 5 touchdowns in 2 1/2
quarters. 5 touchdowns but like you it's still like if you do
not have patriot stuff today you can still tell yourself you're
going to win because only digs are the pass catchers.
Like naked. Digs has 25 yeah, and everyone
else is quiet. We're playing against Drake May
in the 5K, but Chad's got him on his team, but he also has a
bunch of dudes that have not scored a lot of points.
So we're still in OK shape, but he's getting a lot of points
right now we're. Going to need points.
Baker just like Lock in one time, yeah. 5 passing touchdowns
Jets I don't doesn't even matter.
Like if The Jets score touchdown, does it even matter
now? No, it doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter at all. It's entirely just how much.
Does Mike Grable want to juice Maze MVP odds today?
Yeah, and like so far, the odds would suggest a lot.
Drake may man. I think I haven't seen.
Rivers in all the day. Is he playing well?
Are you watching him? Jacob?
Not. Really.
Turns out we turns out a 45 year old fat fucking granddad.
Games that I have sweats for, but no, he has four yards per
attempt today. Nice.
They had a huge, they just got a huge punt return.
Assuming there's no flag, it's going to be down to like the
38th. Of the Jaguars there, there is
no flag. It was it was a kick return.
But yeah, Ashton Doolan back after a little stint on the on
the IR, most most reliable player on the team.
Kincaid is inactive for those of you guys who are still sweating
his lava lamp knee. Lava lamp came in the end.
You know it's not active. They were both game time
decisions. Yeah, I don't know.
Because Jackson Hawes is kind of fun for Oh my God.
Phillip Beverages under threw Alec Pierce by like. 17 years
old, late Slate stuff. Well, the important thing to
remember is that this has nothing to do with how the team
feels about Riley Leonard. That is.
The most important thing to remember is that Phillip Rivers
playing in a game where they've been eliminated from post season
contention has nothing to do with Riley.
Leonard, Riley. Leonard will definitely play
next week. I think if anybody wants to see
Riley, unless Anthony Richardson is clear.
But I don't think the team wants to play Anthony Richardson
anymore. All right there, Rivers.
Did Downs get 2 feet in there? I, I think he's out.
He was close down. Down says he's in.
I don't think he was though. They're they're.
Calling, he might have gotten the dragon.
Even that he's. Just like at the at the
sideline, waiting for the ball with like dragging his feet as
long as he can. Will the ball please get here,
please. He he was, he was at least
called in so. All rivers fired up.
Fucking hate this guy man. I got that stamp out.
Why do you? Why do you?
Hate Rivers. He's awesome.
I don't. I don't.
I just hate. I hate what this whole thing has
become. Well, the whole thing is
awesome. It's like, honestly, it's really
unfortunate that the that the defense.
He he, he was. He was not in.
Downs was not in. But did they get the snap off
before? They they were.
I think the Jaguars challenged it before.
Oh, they they got. Seahawks to the 30 OH.
My. God, Bryce Young man and and
they're going to like they're if the Panthers could just lock in
they could clinch the division today.
Probably the Bucks are the Bucks have no interest in beating
Quinn. You were they?
Couldn't be less locked in though.
No relegate the NFC South. Geez.
I kind of love that Rivers just got pissed about that because
like in in today's NFL, they don't really like when he was
playing. It was like a if it was a Bang,
Bang thing, you got your back if it was a bang.
Bang thing. It's so hard to watch man.
Yeah, you. The I don't know.
I don't know what point I was trying to make that drunk last
night and slept on my buddy's couch which I was like.
I. Got this for like 5 and it was
like 4 months on a Saturday night cuz wow.
The the the Bengals are up by so.
Much and they've actually. They finally decided to give Taj
Brooks the ball. Taj Brooks, the guy you need 17.
Dude, what if? I mean, they're up 3 scores on
the Cardinals. This is like, this is an
impossibly pathetic performance from the Buccaneers.
They'll lose this game and I guess it won't matter because
the Panthers. It's not going to matter, yeah.
The Bucks are still going to win next week and make the playoffs.
I mean, they're not going to lose the Panthers at home.
I, I kind of think they might. I mean, they're losing to Quinn
Ewers, dude. If the Panthers are a fucking
playoff team, you're going to see the biggest fade percentage
in the history of the FFCPFFPC playoff challenge.
We. Were already talking Cratch
about. Texans and like, that's
completely fair, but like the Bucks are just as pathetic as
the Panthers, like at this point.
But the Bucks? They have one win in the last
two months and it was 3 points against the Cardinals.
Yeah, they're really bad. What were you saying, Pete?
You guys were just talking a little bit ago about.
The The Texans D soft fade is going to reach astronomic
ownership. Yeah.
Oh. Fantastic.
It really is because it feels like such a good play too.
You're like, they can win, they can be optimal in two.
JTJT Tuddy. Yeah, there's a flag.
On the defense. Good.
I've got him going in DFS on that stuff.
Offensive holding on Tyler Warren.
Oh man, I missed it. Come on, Tyler.
Wow, Gesicki for 32 yards. Oh, we need that for the 5K.
We're gonna get, we're gonna get.
We're gonna get another. We're gonna get another.
We're gonna get another Bengals touchdown and another Cardinals
3 and out. I would love a Kasiki touchdown.
Come on, HN. Come on.
All right. Good job.
Who did Burrow just throw to who and God's name is?
That Hudson. That's Cody.
Ward. Cody.
Eligible Eligible guard. Eligible guard. #61 all all
numbers do not look the same when it says a number in the
60s. Dude, Alec Pierce got hell.
That's going to be first and goal at the one for the Colts.
They're going to. They're going to give Chase
Brown another touchdown. Red Zone is his ass today.
The Jags losing this game would be the Jags are they went into
Denver and won in a really competitive game last week.
They're pretty damn good, yeah. Chase Brown touchdown.
Yeah, so all they all that had to happen was another Semaj P
Ryan in game injury and Chase Brown became who you needed.
Dude, Brady Cook is so bad. Can we get like David Montgomery
graphic with Brady Cook? But it's like Brady Cook, the
pocket presence of Zach Wilson. Jesus.
The the calm under pressure of Blaine Gabbert, the pocket
mobility of Gina Smith. JT got, JT got the.
Tim Debo. Does The Jets still have the
ball? Somehow they do third and 20.
Bro, this Cody Ford play is like not what I anticipated seeing.
I thought it was going to be like, he's wide open, he's
rumbling and bumbling. He made like a contested catch
and. Broke.
I'll give you plenty of. Guesses on what they did on 3rd
and 20? They checked it down to Isaiah
Davis. Yeah, I saw so bad.
Yeah. Oh, pass to it, right?
My God, it's 42 to 3. Have some dignity, right Ben?
Like no team has left. Oh my grown ass man MO Ali Cox
tuddy what a catch there's. 0 fucking dignity on this team.
All right, who's going to get the touchdown for the Patriots
this time? The Jets are going for on 4th
and 11. Brady Cook steps up.
Brady Cook rips it. Oh my God, I think they got
stopped just short. Yeah, they got stopped short.
Patriots ball taking over like the 32.
Oh my God, I'm playing against Drake May against and against
Thorman. Not loving that.
That's a lot of points. What, what are our what are our
expectations for for Gente today who thinks he's going to get
like benched at halftime? I.
I don't know. I mean, I feel like they can't
be that obvious without like, yeah, I think he's wrong.
Suspicion. Oh, they they reversed the Chase
Brown touchdown. Yeah, I don't give it to him
again. They're.
Going to give it to him again. Chase Brown, TTD was reversed.
Yeah, yeah. But but it's probably going to
be restored. Cut it up.
Quiet. Quiet.
I still can't. I'm still going back to the play
that got them there. Like Joe Bro just threw a pass
to an offensive lineman, like a covered offensive lineman, and
he broke a tackle. That's one of the strangest
plays I've ever seen. Yeah, the Steelers call that
first and 10. Dude the the the Steelers are
going to lose to the Browns. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers just took a
sack like to. Make it.
Yeah, they're gonna lose the Browns, dude.
And. They and they they're.
Gonna miss the playoffs because they lost to the Browns.
They just. Missed I I hope nice I I mean I
really hope they lose cuz I there's nothing about that team
that I find remotely likable and also just be fun.
To miss the field goal too. Miss the field goal.
Good, good. How many points was Bannon gonna
have today if he didn't leave? It's a lot they've already
pulled. Drink.
Are you serious? 5 minutes remaining in the third
quarter. Jets, you are.
Unsalvageably pathetic. Now this is.
This is so fucking bad. That's like the worst, I mean.
So you. Bring back the crew.
They they got you this. Aaron Glenn, We, we got our guy.
We think we got our guy, yeah. We got our guy.
We know we got the coaching staff figured out.
Like, I mean, fair enough, obviously that that the Patriots
would do that, but like jets, like just.
Hang your head. I don't know man 2 two more, two
more touchdowns 2 two more touchdowns here might be the
difference for may MVP or not. Throw Honestly throwing 5
touchdowns and getting pulled in the third quarter is some MVP
shit like that's. What the only?
BC would do. I, I, I'm just going to say
this. He's got 30 passing touchdowns
right now. 35 sounds a lot better. 35 he just gets five
more in this game, I'll give you that if he threw. 10 touchdowns
in this. Game they're also they're also
playing another game, actually. Back in this is going to be AP
Ryan touchdown now. Nope, pass incomplete.
OK, Witching hour boost just went live if we want to just
quadruple down on on Trey McBride.
Good news for Pete. They they might have replaced
Mabe they didn't get rid of all the starters because pass yeah,
Henry 25 yard pass to Hunter Henry.
OK. Well, they only have so many
game. They only have so many offensive
players to play. Yeah, Who's in a running back?
Is it D Earnest? Yeah, that was Henderson.
Just had a. Oh, OK.
All right. I mean, Chase Brown is back
there and they. Like had a purposely fine
workload today, just the touchdown.
Chase Brown touchdown. He had 15 carries.
He got a carry from the one like all right, Chase Brown touchdown
that's. Fucking 16 minutes to get like
22 Trey McBride points? Please dude.
I mean, they might just start. Well, actually, no.
I was going to say they might pull guys, but they never pull
anyone in. Arizona well, but like we are in
uncharted territory of like how people see.
The challenge, it seems like they we're in chartered
territory, like they had this against the Rams.
Well, but I remember because I was the the team that Gretch and
I had, we ended up losing by like a fucking point.
We were like anti sweating Michael Wilson shit and or and
McBride shit that week and they were down 4510 with like 10
minutes left and they're just still chucking all their
starters. I mean, I think you just have to
put the human element like it's these guys just don't care.
They're just nice. Strange catch there.
For that stuff can. Change between, you know, week
14 and week 17. That's what I'm.
Saying has anyone? Seen Tetro McMillan in like
ever. I've been looking for him.
He. He.
Tried to do his famous I could make a 2 handed catch, but I'm
going to try to make a one handed catch and then dropped it
and that's the only time I've I've seen him.
That was like way earlier though.
I haven't seen I didn't see him like running any routes on that
drive. I know he was sick.
That's not really we have we'll get a goose egg in our 5K for a
minute. We could use like yeah, 3
catches. It's on my BBM team too.
Yolks. I didn't know he wasn't like
playing anymore. I have, I have Ted in my only
high stakes sweat and he has zero points.
And I could have started, could have started, Chris Godwin.
No, that wasn't that him at the top of the screen.
I'm I'm rewatching second and five.
He was definitely playing on. I wasn't watching close.
No, I I rewound it. He was in the game on 2nd and
five blocking and then they went jumbo personnel on 3rd and 1.
So they like, I don't think they have any receivers on the field.
Saints field goal, so one score game there.
All right, ETN is back in. So if he was banged up, it
wasn't. Long.
But I, I think you just like the he's a lot of the not of a 96%
snap rate. No, but I what the it's it was
the DJ Dallas part that was weird.
Not the not the ETM was not the Dallas.
Part isn't weird. Laquint has a role and they use
them in that role. So if they're going.
To but DJ but but laquint why? Would it be Laquint?
Because Laquint did it last week.
Why would you? Why would you?
OK, activate DJ. I don't know, It's like, why the
fuck is DJ Dallas ever involved? Not sure.
That's all I'm saying. That's fair.
Maybe Laquint is injured. Maybe Laquint is injured.
Should hurt through a pic. Classic surprising.
OK. Here's Scott Hanson at the
background of someone's broadcasting.
It's me, Yeah. Oh.
Henderson, at least, is still piling up some.
Henderson's still in there, yeah.
Oh great man. I I don't have no clue why he's
even playing this game, but. Sauce.
Crazy. Calf.
So that's that's good. He's a good team.
Man, the door just chucked up a interception there.
I've no clue why they activated him for this game, but Sauce
Gardner just reinjured his calf. Yikes, that's I was confused
that they were gonna do that. I mean, it was a stunning
decision. Well, they start.
They also started Phillip Rivers after.
My, the only thing I can think is like, they well, we'll know.
I mean, the Rivers thing makes sense.
Well, it's just like you game, you game plan throughout the
week. And they have to plan under the
assumption that the Texans lost, right?
Like if the Texans had lost, they would still be alive.
And you're you're not gonna like on Saturday night be like, oh,
the Texans won. Yeah, we're now gonna start a
different quarterback like that. That doesn't.
Make it. That would be like that wouldn't
make any sense. You'd set up the Leonard for
failure. Yeah, you'd look.
Really, I'm sure I would imagine like if if they were eliminated
starting the week, they probably would not have played Phil
today. But.
I really didn't. Think they'd be giving Henderson
this much work if they blew him out?
Let's. I don't even know what to think
about that. All right, first play, Cardinals
down, 31st play Amari D Mercado right guard one.
YARD, Washington. Catch.
Awesome. That's great.
Did we clear the Washington? Need already.
Yeah, we already cleared the Washington.
And we got and we got the Shuck. It's.
Just it's just McBride. It's just McBride.
Well, and it's also the the 1st and.
Jacoby and Jacoby got the. We it's the first one that we we
got fan and rescued. Who's who's worse at football?
Bryce Cook or I'm sorry, Brady Cook or Bryce Yog.
It's a toss up. It's a fucking toss up.
No, it's Brady Cook. It's not close, this dude.
Brady Cook is the worst. Have you been watching Bryce
Young? Is all I is all I got to say to.
That, yeah, I have. I'm trying to like will out a
target to McMillan and he's just holding the ball.
He ran like, yeah, out of bounds for A1 yard run.
Like just throw the fucking ball to somebody.
I've seen every Brady Cook drop back the last two weeks and he
is incomparable. I know he's terrible.
They came back from halftime and they went to 3rd and 10 in seven
seconds. Then they got a fourth down and
then they like immediately had to punt again like this.
This is not even. Football, dude, he's Mike
D'Antoni. He's running the seven seconds
or less offense. More broadly, I do think Bryce
Young is not a starting quarterback in the NFL.
Long that we have to. Certainly correct and they're
gonna probably make the playoffs that extend them anyways that
it's gonna. Be Jaguars.
I don't think you extend them. I think you just let the
contract run out and figure it out.
Patriots field goal. Doink I can see Eric eager like
in a room being like, we should not extend Bryce Young some
other football guys like, come on, man, he's got.
Impactor. He's got, he's got.
Oh my God, shoulders pick was terrible.
Let's go, McBride. Let's go.
Never doubted you bro.
We never doubted him. I never doubted McBride.
I'm doubting Jacoby hardcore. OK.
Yeah. So Jack Besh is out not playing
for the Raiders. I think that's.
Already for for his. Future, you know, they, they
think they think he might. Win them.
He's being embarrassed. Yeah, he's anti taking measure.
So do we think that means Dante Thornton is going to run full
routes or is it if? You want to lose a game, you
play Dante Thornton, and that's what they're doing, yeah.
Well, the reason the reason I'm asking is I think I'm probably
behind in cash and I only have three Raiders left, Gente,
Tucker and Meyer, and I'm thinking I need to get off one
of these Raiders for a Giants. Player maybe like Tucker to
Slayton. That's what I'm that's what.
Except fuck, I'm 100 bucks short.
So it might be it might be it might be Dante Thornton in cash
season. Yeah, I've always thought of him
as more of a cash play. I just, I mean, I, I leveraged,
I leveraged the I, oh, you know what?
Dewalion's right. Just go Meyer to Bellinger.
That's actually the move, yeah. Yeah.
When I when I think cash games,
I think Dante Thornton, well, Breece Hall's still in the game
for for some reason. I mean, if you're going to play
down 20, why not play down 40? Their entire season has been
down 20. Yeah.
Their entire season has been, well, Bruce Hall is still on
this team for some reason. Whoa, I didn't realize our team
was Sean is up to 16th in the main.
Holy shit, not even wow good to you guys.
That's good. It's good for us, I think.
Awesome. Good for you guys.
What do you mean it's good? What are you good?
I think. Let's see.
No, I think it's good to be up high in the main, right?
Yeah. It seems pretty awesome.
OK, I just wanted to check. Actually I have a Ramandre team
in the main. I wonder if it's doing any good.
All right, May a Chan lamb olave.
All right. We're running out of PMR,
though. There's our a Chan Jacob just.
Fan and God. Damn it.
Dude it's in such a tilting a Chan game.
And JSN too man. Like every time they give a Chan
the ball it's like an instant 10 yards, but they're just not
staining anything because they keep throwing fucking screens to
Greg Bolsich or whatever. Yeah.
I still can't believe they pulled May with like 5 minutes
left in the third. Pat, what do you think of this
team name up here? Aquan may have pukaed on you.
I I think it's doing a little too much there you.
Think it's trying a. Little I'm great.
Trying a little too hard, dear. Taysom Taysom still with 0
points by the way, which is just really funny.
Wow, Yeah, I think that was. Yeah.
All right, need some. Need some Lawrence magic?
I think they're probably about to get the ball back because
Phillip Rivers just. Took a sack.
You know, poor Phil, man, He didn't sign up for this shit,
Michael. Wilson did so.
Well, on Monday night and the defense just absolutely failed
him. Troy Aikman was like, I've never
seen him happier about someone's performance.
That that was really fun to watch on Monday.
I mean, the defense is so unwatchable, but.
He, I think Troy wanted to play. I think it made him want to go
play. It did, dude.
It definitely did it. Absolutely, dude.
He that's exactly what he was thinking.
He's like getting back with. He's like, I could, I could do
it like Phil has proven. Did you hear Steve Young talk
about it? No, Steve Young was like, he was
saying he could do it. He's like, maybe it would just
be like a, you know, a few snaps, not the whole game.
And maybe I'd, I'd have to just kind of run this, read it out,
run the screen game a little bit.
And he was like, dude, he's ready to go out there for 10
snaps and play quarterback this year.
He's like 65. That's so good.
That's hilarious. He'd probably be better than
Brady Cook. Did you?
Definitely. Be better than Brady Cook.
Are the Bengals going to go for it 4th and five from their own
45 or the Cardinals? I'm not sure.
Nothing like a Weaver catch. Oh.
Miller. There we go.
They went for it 24 yards. Preset Preset has has realized
his duty here. Oh, McBride.
Oh, my God. This is the Cam Ward play.
Everybody's gonna. Oh.
Yeah, How many more do we need? How many more do we need?
He's up to 39 now. Let.
Me. Look, we did receptions on the
second one. You did receptions.
No, no, we did. He cleared it.
We or no we did yards. We need to get to 65 1/2 and
he's out. 65 1/2 That's so many. Bryce.
Young Rush. So many Bryce Young Rush.
Oh for fuck's sakes. Aikman literally said if I came
back, yeah. I mean, I, you know what?
Honestly, dude, I I'm done. I'm done fighting it.
Nate, Nate, Nate Tice and Mina Kimes and Dante Lee.
They were all right. It's actually sick.
And next year when we start doing the ranking the free agent
quarterbacks, we need to be like, OK, well, obviously Brady,
Romo. Kurt Warner.
Kurt Warner, yeah. Oh breece, breece breece breeze,
breeze. This is going to be a long
touchdown. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go. He got there.
Go.
Yeah. Put me.
Back in, put me back in. Put him back in.
The game put him back in the game.
Let's go. All right, all right, all right,
let's, let's move on up from that 3750 last place.
There we go. Dylan Sampson making 170. 3rd
Let's go. All right.
Pass incomplete deep left to training.
How many are in the final? Jacob 551 I have zero chance to
win, but I'm up to 256 the more money you make.
So I would like to make more money than less money. 256th is
not nothing guys. You greedy pig.
That's how it works, yeah. I got Puka left on this team so
that'd be nice. Breathe Hall.
What a player. Wasn't worth the third round of
the Chiefs though. Better to just have a shitty
meaningless season. I mean, dude like Dylan Sampson
could have changed the trajectory of the season.
The main issue, I mean, I now have 32 for May and we got 20
from Breeze. That's good.
And I'll have puka on Monday night, but unfortunately it
looks like I'm going to be counting at 2.3 from Ibuka
because Ted McMillan has no plans of scoring a point today.
Demario, I assume is done. Travis Hunter.
Travis. Hunter is going to be
contributing as many points to this lineup as Tedera McMillan
today, apparently, yeah. Did you ever consider not taking
so many rookies? Yeah, that's true.
That's true. It's good that they're that they
all get better at the end of the season because right now my my
wide receiver room of a Buca, Hunter and McMillan is combining
for 2.3 today. So.
Shot out of a Canon little. Too much of A fanatic over
there. Maybe.
Maybe draft a veteran one time. Yeah, Thanks.
Thanks for that advice, Gretch. Oh my God.
Holy shit this.
McBride Catch was sick. They went for it on 4th and 7th.
They went for it. It's it's not they didn't get
it. They didn't get it.
But the catch was unbelievable. Nice.
It's a tip pass. Oh my God, He.
Every every yard favorite. Player in the league.
He's. So fun.
He's just like I'm going to be with.
I have 0 concerns for my body right now.
Man, this Trey McBride touchdown as the clock goes to double
zeros is going to be so fucking fire.
It's. Going to hit like crack.
Dude, it's going to hit so good. All right.
How's the Rescue Me pick? I'm looking.
We need ETN who had who had, who had 16 yards.
Well, the the bigger issue more. Plays of the game and then none
since. The bigger issue is Kyle
Williams. I think the I don't think the
Patriots are going to throw the ball again.
It's not even in my live. I mean, the good news is like
Kyle Williams is probably the single most likely Patriots wide
receiver. To to get a catch, yeah.
How were the Steelers still losing after that chader pick a
little bit ago are. They, well, they have.
Wide receiver won Ben is mark has Valdez scam.
Yeah, they got, they just got nothing.
What is happening? Dude, wait, the Browns.
Got nothing ever since Harold Fanon went out.
They're throwing two guys and Jacob made-up when he was
reading off the. The list of shitter targets.
Well, that wasn't really Jacob's most creative bit, because he
just read two guys who, like we all know exist.
Yeah, you guys didn't know I read 3 and you guys didn't know
Brendan Bates. But Brendan Bates just sounds
like a guy who would be a ninth string Browns player.
Yeah, you had to. Throw in one fake name, but also
you got to throw in a. Fake name.
That's the fun of it. The fun of it is mixing in the
fake name. Wow, it hasn't been much fun
today. Can we get a like a 70 yard ETN
receiving touchdown? Can I put that on my wish list?
Or, Or honestly, or Jacoby Myers?
Quinn like fucking RPO. It would have been a chance for
like 30 yards handed off for none.
Dude Quinn Ewers is doing his job today bro.
Easy home win against Tempe Buccaneers start start Quinn
Ewers next year. I, I actually did start Quinn
Ewers in a Dynasty Superflex final.
It was that or Geno Smith, and I just wanted no part of that game
so. Wait, are we?
Giving Quinn yours flowers right now.
Quinn yours fucking sucks. No, he sucks in that game today.
But he, I, I was tilting. I was tilting because he made
the wrong read on an RPO that should have been a screen to HN
for like 30 yards. OK.
And then the thing with Quinn, yours is like, this is genuinely
impressive for Mike McDaniel. Like to get anything out of
yours? It actually says a lot about
work too. Last week he actually had a.
Decent completion percentage. And it was, I mean, it was crazy
like everyone. Of his throws.
His wide open and then all of his misses.
We're so fucking bad. They.
Were so far off where he he's like an open receiver that he
threw like short of and three yards behind and you're like
what? He's awful.
ETN for 13 yards. I haven't seen today's game very
much. Burroughs out of the game, all
right, That is that dude. That is Jacoby's music.
That is, yours has been the. Jacoby's music like it's been
like the entire game has just been Mike McDaniel calling
gimmick plays and the Tampa Bay defense looking like they
somehow weren't expecting them. Like they've called the same 5
like gadget screen bring the guy around RPO glance like it's just
like. He's just playing the hits.
I don't know. I understand how there's no
wide. Open but.
Dude, I, I think it's pretty funny that people thought Mike
McDaniel was like a really bad coach.
They want him fired. He can't be a leader of men.
All of these things. Then they lose Tyreek.
They traded the deadline and he's been able to win games in
the second-half of the season when they fired their GM, which
was the right move. Chris Greer, like they don't
have a good roster they don't like.
An example is their backup quarterback situation.
You can't have two with his concussion history and go into a
season with Zach Wilson and Quinn Ewers.
That's absurd. You have to prioritize that
position better. That's terrible roster.
They could have called Phil. Rey yeah, they have 6.5 yards
per play today with Quinn Ewers at quarterback against a team
that is playing to make the playoffs.
How? I mean Mike Mcdeal deserves a
freaking extension. People are like, he's going to
be the first coach prior. Like I don't know how he's got
this team back to their. They were like in playoff
contention. Like up until last week they
were like almost 5. 100 it's crazy.
Dude, yeah. They're going to beat A-Team
that's trying today. They're going to beat the the
Bucks. Like need to win today?
Parker Washington might just be like a good NFL wide receiver.
He's good, yeah. Yes, he's definitely Trevor
Lawrence's tight man. Remember, Remember Jamal Agnew
and like, yeah. Kirk Jamal Agnew taught himself
to play wide receiver. Well, the original 1 of this was
Hunter Renfro all the way back at Clemson.
Oh, wow. Yeah, good point.
Good. Good call.
He loves a slot receiver, man Jacoby Myers is a good fit
there. I'm going to be drafting some
Jacoby Myers next. Year, yeah, he he's a good fit
there for sure. Oh.
Trevor. Oh, Trevor.
Dude. Walking.
Come on man, Fuck. So he can't throw it to the
boundary receivers. No, he's not.
He is not capable of throwing to those.
Oh dude, that is wide. Open.
Fuck. That that hurt.
That's such a bad ball. God, he missed that.
Really far to the inside. Yeah.
Wow. Get the ball out to the
boundary. Dude.
Oh man man, that's huge for sure. 39 yard jawan catch.
But he needs he needs the two receivers in that Seahawks
Panthers game, and they have no interest in providing.
Another Parker, Washington catch.
You got a ramondre catch here too.
Ramondre still in the game? Yeah.
Here to go, Pete. Can we just get the Kyle
Williams catch so that I can at least be directionally accurate?
Is that another include Pettis look at Dante Pettis.
Oh, he fumble at the end. That was.
Sick. What JSN is JSN is.
On, he's playing for. The Saints he fumble at the end.
He's a face mask. He got poked in the eye I think.
Former Former. But Washington Husky had like 9
punt return T DS in college. He's a really good like.
Really good at. Former former fantasy football
for, you know, Dante Pettis was Brandon Nyuk before Brandon
Nyuk. There you go.
That play was crazy. The amount of like sidestepping
and yak dude like Baker's chest looking Horace.
It move. And then he just loses the ball.
Oh. My God.
That play it was awesome though. All right, now, pretty high
Mitchell's turn in this all. Right.
More briefs please. That's more briefs.
We're pretty big third down in this Jaguars.
More briefs would be fantastic. I mean, if they played them down
42 three, they'll play them down 4210, right?
Oh yeah, and they lost about a. Yard, you lost the yard, that's
fine. That's just setting up more yard
like a million. I don't want to talk about Jill
and fucking who was mad about McMillan.
You wanted a Booker, right? You need a Booker for BB.
Yeah, and it's just been McMillan is like going to have
130 yards today. Jesus enough.
All right, third and four. Lawrence pitches it to ETN.
He's another guy I tried to trade away.
Trainers now tending to Breeze. I don't think it's anything.
What serious? Oh.
No. Doesn't look good.
Fuck. Sakes, he's limping.
He's he's probably done for the day.
I don't think he's like seriously hurt, but he's done.
He who? Cares if he's if he's even
remotely hurt, they're going to not put him back in him down 40.
Two, I think he hit his, I think he hit his knee on the stick.
Like I think he landed on the third down stick with his
kneecap. Are the Jags going to go or are
they going to take the points here?
Yeah, he's done for the dead. It's going to be some kind of.
Baker Brutal. Peck Jeez.
OK, Jags are going on 4th down. Huge play here.
Here they go. Strange in motion to.
Be sneaked, Stuffed. Oh my God, Baker.
They're going to calm down like 6 inches short.
Yeah, Baker has been unbearable in this game.
Just unbearable. What was he looking at?
Does Lawrence even have the ball?
That was crazy. I I guess I appreciate the Ibuka
end zone target, but that was a 0 hoper.
I mean that was just like Lawrence is in missing to the
field side way too far. But there's also a safety on
this play. You can't just throw it where
the fucking safe is. I have no idea what he's looking
at here. What in the world?
They might find a way to give this to Lawrence because he's on
top of the pile. But he loses the ball before he
reaches it across. I think he's got to be down.
I don't know what they're gonna call, I don't know what they're
gonna call, but I could see them giving it to him virtual.
Measurement. If there's any good news, Pat, I
don't know who The Jets third string running back is, but
Isaiah Davis is out with a concussion.
All right, the Arizona Cardinals have 6 minutes and 30 seconds to
get us Trey McBride. Garbage.
I think we got to get ready to learn some Kenai Nuong Wu, isn't
he? Yeah, I think he would be the
guy it. Looks like they also have the
wheel. Herbert, we've got 4.
It's then starting to heat up here all.
Right lock in. Imagine an immediate 40 yard
Trey McBride catch and run. Just just visualize it.
Put it, put it into the, put it into the ether.
I I. Hate watching Brandy cook like I
hate it. It's it's, I mean, he goes down.
You don't have this. Like Breeze is out of the game
with the injury and May is out of the game.
You don't have to watch him. Yeah, eject.
I'm going to watch it. Nothing, but I'm going to finish
watching this game. Like why?
Like you don't. I don't know why anymore.
I don't. Know why Jacob gave up on the
Colts the second they were out of playoff contention?
Well, the way he drops back, he he does like the full drop back,
like drops that quick the back foot hits and won like a normal
quarterback. Then like maybe takes an extra
beat and launches deep. He takes that extra beat and
like whips his head to the check down and throws it.
So like, God God damn it. You suck.
I just realized I'm in 10th in the goal line stand with the
Drake, May Hunter Henry, Breece Hall, and Chase Brown.
I have various slate and left to go, but it has Josh Downs on it
so I could apparently use some Josh Downs.
OK. All right.
My God, they showed the all 22 of the Baker pick and I It's
just worse. It's.
Just. The safety played like a a
little bit of a bait, like he was staying up and then and then
dropped. But I mean, you got to make sure
that he's. Going to put.
Up 0 fantasy points today. Darnold scrambling.
They'll kick this now. Got.
You think, yeah, you're right, Make it a 2 score game.
Yeah, they'll definitely. And McDonald is really
conservative. No, that's just a smart call.
You go up I. Know, I know, I know, but I'm
saying if anyone would go for it, it's not McDonald's.
You're playing. You're playing Bryce Young,
dude. It's worse than Brady Cook.
Yeah, you definitely, definitely have to kick that.
It would have to be 4th and less than a yard.
Yeah, but like Campbell would think about it, you know?
I don't know from. Five, if you would.
You are right. It is Kenny Nguong Wu.
Wow. Well.
All right, Brady, I'm going to say goodbye.
This is great for my. Pat, I need you.
Pat, I need you to give me play by play on Arizona Cincinnati.
OK, that means Brady Cook has to stay a.
Little screenshot of McBride right now.
Davis walking into the huddle. OK, good, good, that means.
His record he's 2 catches behind Zach Ertz for the.
Most yes, thank you please more of that more of just the entire
focus needs to be Andre McBride that can intend.
To create in the shotgun drops back looking over the middle,
checks down to Michael Carter. All right.
Did we get word on Breece? Is he?
There's no designation, but they
are handing the ball to Kenny and Wong Woo.
Yeah. All right.
I'm going to get this game off. Any recommendations for a game?
I mean, I've got. Colts dogs Michael Wilson pets
Davis. Which game?
Yeah, Colts. Jets.
Colts Jags a good game. The Bucks are about to get the
ball back down 10. That's potentially interesting.
I was just getting huge Cadarius Tony vibes from the angle.
You're at right now, Yes. Are you kidding?
Me Brady Cook? Are you kidding?
Me, I should have got. Josh tops in the third.
Quarter, you know, apparently The Jets had 4 running backs
active for this game. Why not?
Sure, but Khalil Herbert just took a carry.
Because Kenny, because Kenny is like, oh, the.
River's brutal pick. Oh boy.
Trey McBride. That was so late that the throw
was so late. Oh.
My God, that was. An amazing tackle by Josh Downs.
By the that was an incredible tackle.
That was an incredible because guess what, dude?
Phillip Rivers is not catching that defender.
Running no no shit. Every moment of Phillip Rivers
coming back has been amazing. I love.
That this lock order just stood there.
And was like I'm running underneath it out.
Oh, that was. He almost overran that dude.
He had to reach back. That throw was behind him for
the pick 6. That was.
Unbelievably, my God. That was fun.
Actually, the game I'd probably turn on would be the Steelers,
who are currently driving. They need a touchdown to clinch
the AFC North. Otherwise, what's?
The game I put on. Otherwise, we're getting the
showdown next week. Oh.
My God. All right, Davis second and ten.
Another full screenshot of Trey McBride, Jacoby Brissette and
the shotgun drops back looks to McBride underneath catch for
about four yards. Come on, come on, like 16-16
more of those until the clock expires.
Just 44 yard McBride catches. Did we not hit the Kyle
Williams, by the way, on the Patriots?
We didn't. No, we didn't even get close.
Baker near pick throwing into double.
Cover. Is that the only one we didn't
hit? Michael Carter first down run.
ETN also does not have the the receiving yards.
No, which is amazing that he got 16 instantly.
Never got any more since. It's pretty insane that Kyler
Murray only played five games this season.
Trey McBride's gonna set the all time tight end receptions record
because he played like 2 / 2/3 of the season with Jacoby
Percept. 1st and 10 Cardinals. Jacoby drops back.
He's got eyes from McBride, has to check off looking back to
him. McBride rolling to the sideline,
thrown into the dirt. I'm I'm enjoying the Ibuka
targets that I'm getting, but I don't know why all of them are
completely into double coverage. That's a Baker making up for
last time. He's like, Oh yeah, this guy's
on my team. What?
What if they? What if they double covered
Jalen McMillan instead? All right, they're showing more
Trey single season records on the screen, Davis.
Oh God Rogers he got his arm head.
I think his arm got hit. It's 4th and 10 dude the
Steelers are going to lose to. The Browns.
Moby drops back, only eyes on the side.
He has Michael Wilson indeed for Scottie Miller.
Oh, Michael Wilson drops it at the four?
Really. Nice.
Steelers are losing to the Browns.
This is amazing. Yeah, it is a really good ball
don't lie thing because they beat the Ravens on that pretty
questionable Isaiah likely overturned in the end zone and
the Aaron Rodgers probably should have been an
interception. They called it a catch and he
was down. Yeah, review.
And then also last week they they got pretty fortunate to
beat the Lions and the Ravens got unfortunate to lose last
week. Yeah, there's been some outcomes
that have. Worked.
Panthers down 10 with 5 minutes to go.
You'd think you'd go hurry up, right?
But no, they they handed it off up the middle, they let 30
seconds run off the clock, and then they took a sack.
Check down to Demarcato. It's not like this is an
important game for them. They can't clinch the NFC South
today. So oh, another sack.
Oh my God, Olave. Just had a 60 yard pass.
Jesus. Wow.
That's. Great for your guys's team with
with Sean I bet. Yeah.
I remember the one thing I remember about that is you guys
drafted that the night before I drafted with them and, and I I
watched some of it and then I talked to Sean about it the
next. Day because I was.
Recording with him too and he's like, I just wish the value on
Olave would have been there tonight so you could have had
him on your team because he was always giving me shit about.
Olave but like the whole. Season, it's like.
Baker's sack fumble, but Olave's been pretty sweet.
Yeah, that has been a great. Game are the Cardinals going on
4th and three. I'll let you know.
Brissett's looking to the sideline.
He's saying, hey, coach, let me go for it.
He did a little shrug. It looks like they are going to
go for it. A little shrug.
That's the Cardinal season. A little shrug.
Yeah, McBride's still out there talking to the trainer.
He's getting new gloves, Davis. New gloves.
This is to preserve the original gloves as a record-breaking
thing, or if he actually needs new gloves.
I like that. They just did a close up of
Jonathan Gannon looking like a true professional on the
sideline. All right, Jags kicked the field
goal to go up 2017. Kelvin Austin or Kevin Austin
touchdown for the Saints. I have a Kevin Austin.
Game Davis. You brought.
You brought him up. What?
Why have a Kevin Austin team? In in DFS.
All right, fourth and three for the Cardinals.
Jacoby and the shotgun drops back, has Michael Wilson
one-on-one, catches the slant first down and more, more yak
down to the 25. Come on, come on, come on,
McBride. This is your fucking moment.
This is what your whole goddamn season was about.
Was this meaningless? Touchdown all?
Right, you're going up tempo 1st and 10.
Jacoby still in shotgun drops back looking to train McBride on
the outside. 5 yard catch. Come on.
How many more do we need?
Like where you need like 11 more yards and he is getting it 4
yards at a time. But that is like literally
perfect for DFS. Like just give me.
Just give. Me 9.
He has nine for 58 and we need 66.
Yards is it? Yes.
OK, He just set the record. Yeah, two more taking the
receptions instead of. We don't want him to set the
record yet, we want him to set the record when he gets 11 more
yards. They showed two more, or he was
one behind ertzen. I think he's caught two more
since then. Right second and five Jacobean
shotgun. Here comes the snap.
McBride getting double teamed. Jacoby avoids a sack, narrowly
takes the sack. That's good.
That's more yards. That's more yards.
I'm way behind Pete. I'm loving the play by play.
Even with Pete and and the play by play is great.
He's actually doing. Play by play.
Michael Wilson walking back to the line of scrimmage.
Elijah Higgins in motion. Jacoby, he inside, hand off.
What are we doing? Oh my God.
Technical difficulties on the play by.
Play. So they got, So what happened
is, is they got McBride the reception's record and they said
we don't Care now. I think you're right.
I think you're right, Davis. That's the concern.
I'm drafting too much Steelers in playoff basketball.
I can't believe. Beat.
Froze, beat froze on. What are we doing?
What do we? Do a pack classic.
It's OK, he's just froze. He's just.
Strange. Frozen.
Davis, one of the chat, points out that they ran it because it
was the two-minute warrant coming.
Up. OK, All right.
Well, it is fourth and three now and I, I mean, they're not going
to kick a field goal. Yeah, so they'll pass here.
Beat choking under the play by play friend.
All right, so the Jaguars are, I mean, they're going to be super
conservative if they get the ball back.
I kind of like. Rivers is Rivers is trying to
lead the the comeback drive here.
Bottom up to midfield. Yours runs for a first down.
Yeah, that's game basically. So see ya box.
Oh my God, Kyle Williams just got a bomb from their back of
the way. But.
That's been out of bounds. No, no, we didn't turn off the
game. I I would have watched that.
Live. Oh God, he's out of bounds.
Damn. It.
Fuck, are you kidding me? Drake May on the sideline was
saying it was a catch, but he was just trying to hype his dude
up. Whoever.
He's definitely out of Bobs. Well, that would have that would
have, that would have hit our. Well, actually, no, ETN still
has not got there. Yeah.
Oh man. All right, does anyone have eyes
on the Cardinals on this fourth and three?
Pete, we lost you right in the middle of a great monologue.
At the Beautiful. It's at commercial break.
The Feelers did get the stop, so they're going to get the ball
back down 7 with no timeouts in about a minute and 1/2.
If they go win. My computer apparently couldn't
handle that's. All that I'm happy with.
Another MO Alley Cox catch. It was always MO Alley Cox.
Reverse is like putting everything he has into it to
throw a four yard check down at the MO Ali cock.
Yeah. He's not everything.
He got help. Boys have a healthy lead in the
puppy superplex with Bijon to go.
Let's go dude all. Right here you go, Davis Jacobi
in shotgun here, opening up after the 2 minute warning.
Looking over to the sideline. Here comes the snap.
One-on-one coverage. Looking for him.
Touchdown.
Trey McBride. No way.
Davis, Sonico Flying. Celebration ever just calmly
grabs the football. The touchdown would you called
for the touchdown with triple zeros?
Like as close as it could have possibly been inside 2 minutes.
That was amazing. Wow.
And and Andy hit the yards that we had, too.
Incredible. Yeah, absolute nose.
All right, he's up to 24 fantasy points.
That's sick. Beautiful.
That was huge. That was quite nice.
All right, so we got the halftime one.
Yeah, we got the halftime one. And we are.
I think we also got, yes, we also got the did we get the no,
we did not get the McBride rush attempts on the the first
quarter. Sadness.
One, yeah, we didn't get close to Stevenson rush attempts.
Thanks. To we wouldn't we and we we dude
imagine they get an onside kick recovery here.
Rivers, 4th and 11. Incomplete.
No, no dice. Yeah.
Davis, did you say you have McBride on that dynasty team
we're playing you in? I I believe I do, yeah.
Where the fuck is that? I I might.
I might not. Maybe I was thinking of another
team. No, I'm pretty sure I do.
Let's go look. Yeah, you have them shit.
I do. I do that's.
Pretty big. I have them in the other one
that. That's a that's a 99% to 1%
versus Gretchen Jacob in this dynasty final.
Oh my God. It's best ball.
They don't know the math. They don't know the math.
Dude. I don't.
I think you have. Bichon on your bench in this as
well, man. Yeah, you got a lot tough.
Maybe Lamar Jackson and Brock Powers will save us. 5.
I don't think Brock Bauer is going to save.
Maybe Trey Benson or Bashal Tooten or Devon Vaile or Bryant
or Michael Panics. For sure, Michael panics.
Dude, OK, Are the are the Cardinals, are the Cardinals
actually going to do an onside kick?
That would be. Davis.
Cardinals onside kick would be all time here.
Yeah, they're definitely going to try it.
Why wouldn't they? Dealers are up to the 50.
If they don't get it, they'll. Six that's those guys are going
at it who just. Scored for bourbon.
Bourbon. And.
Broadway, Brother. Charbonnet.
Damn, I have Charbonnet on my bench.
With a 26. Pointer against Thorman.
I made I made some bad fucking start sets against Thorman.
And this was this was the last start day of the Yeah, that is
nice. I, I I have had Malik Willis on
my bench. Since.
He got drafted by the Titans in this league.
I left him on the bench for Kirk fucking Cousins.
Oh no. She had a great game.
You look good. Remember the Steelers are
driving huge completion of Firemouth.
Huge. Like 40.
Yards. All right.
The. Browns did get a field goal.
There though they. They need a touchdown to tie and
then got AI mean. Consider A2 point conversion.
Or are we getting? I think you've got, I think,
dude, I think you almost have. To do the point for Paul 1 is
not going. For two, he's not doing the two
point, he's not going. To There's no world where he
would Well, do you think Arthur? Smith might get in his ear and
convince him. Oh yeah, they're they're down.
They're. Down to the.
They're down to the. 9 I just want to I just want to be sure
that we're kicking I. Don't have a play call?
Steelers Steelers down to the 9. 30 seconds, no time outs.
They got to bounce. To who's?
That one. If they go for two, you're going
to. Get you're going to get the the.
Greatest run play Arthur. Smith can dial up.
Right up the right up the gut. OK, but imagine Shakuru winning
in overtime against Rogers. He's going to put that wrist up
so fucking. Hard.
God, this is, I mean, this is Sherman's in 3rd place by the
way. Wow.
Holy shit, what's he has left? Yeah, he has.
Not much. Left, so he's got.
Burden and Mooney. Algier.
And. Coram.
And. Purdy.
But he but Purdy would have to pass Shock, who's at 22.
Rogers almost threw. Away a game icing.
Algier Quorum, Algier Quorum, Mooney and Burden would all be
chasing pretty bad. Scores because he's got, he's
got the Saints. Stack, so he's got Chuck at 22.
With Alave at 22, with Johnson at 12.
Oh my God. Goblin just had like a insanely
long catch. You have Godwin?
No, no, yeah. So his big, I mean, he's got
Henry obviously is the big one. Really good Saints stack.
We had a big. Romandre game and then he's
counting Pollard, JSN and Almond Rod, none of which are very big.
So if you could get a big one from one of the other guys and
Purdy could add points, that's he's lied to add points.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I have no idea.
Does he have any other 49ers? It seems Odrick.
Estimate no because he he had Kittle and Kittles out so.
Kittles. Declared out.
They. Said it was highly unlikely.
OK. Highly unlikely Odrick estimate.
Touchdown run is. Brutal.
For Sam, because. Yeah, he had Shocked and Johnson
in Olave. That's all right. 4th. 4th down
for Rogers. Amazing 1010 personnel dropping
back. Looking to his right, it's
incomplete firing. Browns win.
Amazing that is that is big for the NFL.
In general, Karma. Shout out Good for the NFL.
Shout out to. Aaron Rodgers.
I'm excited to watch the Ravens. TV.
Mike Evans touchdown. Oh, that's that's nice for me
and a little puppy look at. Got him in a puppy.
Nice. There you go.
Roof, Roof. I have in my home league.
Dynasty team. It's like my dad and his buddies
is a 16 team dynasty league. My starting lineup.
These are the players who've. Already played Drake, May, Chase
Brown and Jacori, Kroski, Merritt.
It's got like 95 points for those three guys.
How long was the Evans touch? Like close, Yeah.
It was they had like a huge. Godwin catch followed.
By I think it's like an autumn catch.
And then API. In the end zone or or no it's a
roughing to pass or something, I don't know.
Wow, Trevor Lawrence got the first down penalty on
Jacksonville illegal shifts and now they have like a third and
seven. And then they got a false start
on 3rd and five, so now it's third and 10.
Dude, Trevor Lawrence wants to throw a pick.
Here so bad no. Offense Jacob.
Oh my God, people are going to be pumped about Chador.
Sanders, you've got another win. The win loss.
Keep you wins Bros are going to be saying people people are.
People are saying this show needs.
To. Apologize to Chador, we refuse.
We will not be doing that. Lawrence throws to the.
Sticks Myers like a yard short. Yeah, they'll.
They'll all go for this cause William Cohen's woke.
What? Would the kick be like 60 yards?
No there. There, it'd be a chip shot.
No, it would not. Oh.
I thought they were.
I thought they were I I thought they would be.
One first down it. Would be a 57 yard field goal to
go up 6. Which would be Yeah, they're
not. Doing I thought they I thought
they had already. Gotten a first down no?
This object estimate. Touchdown run by the way, I mean
strong. No, the Panthers are kneeling
out. A 17 point loss?
That's so. Embarrassing.
Did they just kneel? They did, yeah, they just
kneeled. Oh, shout out.
Shout out to Dave Canal. Shout out to the the easily
qualifying. For the postseason Panthers.
By the way, kneeling out a. 17 point loss, what are you doing?
You get 2 two winning in divisional games I imagine.
That Steelers and Ravens will be the one that makes Sunday.
Night and not Panthers and. Bucks, they got to just get rid
of divisions, right? They got to just get, oh, I like
the divisions. I'm I'm we can't have this
anymore. Bucks.
Come on. Bucks Panthers is.
Pathetic. I mean it doesn't end up
mattering for the Bucks. The Panthers just melt on a loss
but like. To lose to Quinn Ewers in a game
that. Theoretically could have ended
their season embarrassing so bad.
All right. Cam Ward driving to tie the
game. Potentially Quinn.
Ewers is kneeling. Out after Shudder.
Sanders just got Doug kneeling out.
And Bryce? Young, but Bryce Young was not
on the winning side of those kneels.
This is. Quite the moment for bad
quarterbacks kneeling out Gabes. The funniest part is they
couldn't. Actually kneel out the.
Game so they turned it over on. Downs via kneels.
And then the Seattle. 'S had to come out and make them
so pathetic. It is so pathetic.
I mean, they it's like the whole season comes down to next week.
They're. Not going to come back and win
this. Game yadda yadda.
They don't want to get an injury here, but it's still so put your
backups in, put all your backups in and throw like, come on,
they'll the the the Seahawks can kneel it out.
Well, it's it's you know what it is?
It's they're saying please you. Kneel, please.
Just. Kneel on us, don't right run up
the score, or just call a fucking run.
Play and then. Run it on four.
Yeah, Seattle will kneel. You can't call a knee That's
I'm. Feeling down 17 with two minutes
left. Did they?
Did they still is anything? Going still Indianapolis,
Jacksonville, Indianapolis, Jacksonville there's.
Going to be a fourth and one. For the game.
For the Jags coming up after the two, I would really.
I would like if they would do the let them.
Score move with ETN here I don't think you would let.
Them score. When it's fourth and one, I
think you would try. To well if he if he gets the if
like. I mean, I know they're.
Going to, I'm not, I know they're not going to, but I
would like it 'cause I played, oh, the Titans game so fast.
It also still wouldn't make sense to let them score 'cause
they have two time outs and then they could stop them and.
Get the ball back with like. 20 seconds.
Theoretically, Trevor puts Jacoby Myers in motion.
They call it. They change the play, Trevor.
Is trying to. Draw them off.
Trevor is motioning back into the shotgun.
He they're gonna punt. Wow, that that is quite bad.
I that. Shocks me, Wow.
What that? Shocks me.
Are they gonna kick a field goal?
Oh my God. Kim Ward.
No, they're gonna punt. They just took a ball game that.
Was. Sick.
That was sick. That was sick.
Why would they punt that's. Crazy they're only up a field.
Goal. Yeah, they're they really think
that. Philip Rivers is.
Not good enough they. Just don't think, Phil.
Rivers can get into field goal range.
Wow, that's insane. Well, and they might be right.
Was this and he would probably. Be right.
But Oh no, they're going pretty sweet.
The offense is back out. That's the thing with.
Cam Ward he will. They call so they called time
out they. Didn't they didn't take the
delay of game? They called time out I guess.
They just wanted. To see how the defense lined.
Up. OK, Yeah, All right.
They're motioning DJ Dallas out, so it's just Trevor Lawrence
under center. Seems bad, Dallas.
It's a sneak. Lawrence is snapping the ball,
sneaks it. Got it easily.
That's ball game question in the chat about an afternoon.
Pick em. Yeah, let's cook, Let's cook, We
have. We have. 5.
Minutes. I love Barkley hires.
I guess that bill. Barkley hires, but I was let's
do a slide. Let's slide Barkley to 99
rushing yards. Yeah.
I love that. So slide Barkley, you could do
you could do lowers on Giants. Raiders, you know, say.
That they're going to quench people I I wanted.
To do. I know you haven't been on this
program in a while, but we don't.
Really do. Let's do never.
It never happened the slide. To 99 is the same as a
touchdown. For Berkeley so.
I want the yards. I want the yards.
Seriously 100. Why don't why don't we slide it
even higher? We could slide it higher.
Yeah. I was gonna say if we.
Slide it. Let's actually slide it.
Hear me. Hear me out.
Slide it. To 99 1/2 and then.
Also add the touchdown because they let you both wouldn't.
That yeah, but it's it's gonna be like.
Really. Yes you can.
You can do 2 and do it, but it's gonna be like nothing.
It's a four. .4. X if you had a third on to that
What What if we? What if we?
Just slid it to the 100 like let's slide it to like a. 129
1/2 you get the that's what I'm saying like.
We're going to slide him. Let's do it.
Sure, sure. Let's go 129 and. 1/2 he's going
to have a 75 yard rushing touchdown on this bill's
defense. All right, let's do.
Let's do Michael Mayer. Then actually Pete's point.
About the touchdown, kind of makes sense.
OK, he's going to have a 74 yard rush down to the what?
Were you guys saying Trey Tucker?
Was popular in DFSI. Think Tucker's going to get some
targets for? Sure, let's do, Tucker.
Receptions. So we're in 1/2 Tucker targets.
What if we yes online he's going to convert 6 1/2.
Targets. I feel better about targets than
reception. Slower what?
If you take his highest longest. Reception.
At 30 yards. At 1.32.
I don't know. If he hits, it's going to be on
a. Downfield thing.
He's not getting spam targets in this spot.
Who is? Mayor.
Genti. Mayor, Mayor, I like Genti
receiving is interesting. They've been doing a.
Lot of that. Genti receiving.
I like too. Yeah.
Yeah, Genti after he said mayor. I.
Mean Mayor's a good one too, for sure.
I like those guys more 'cause. They like.
I don't know, I I like Genti. And Merican like feast on a.
Carcass of an I got this on a small.
Small screen what? What is the number there for
Genti? Genti receiving yards. 24 1/2.
Mayor's. 36 1/2. Let's do, Mayor.
Receptions you want to slide up. One, yeah, let's slide them up.
One and then let's let's fire this 'cause we have like 3.
Minutes. You want a 13.8.
X on Barkley. Genti.
What was Genti slide on Genti? What was his receptions?
His receptions. Were juiced OK?
You could. Slide.
Him to man they they make. You jump four.
Yeah, they make you. Jump.
Yeah, play the yards. You can make a big play.
Yeah, All right. Do you want any?
Slide there. Do you like this at 13?
.8 X. That seems fine, I'll send.
It all right, there you go. It's got the stop, so they will.
Technically get the ball back. For like a prayer.
We might, we might have to see Riley Leonard come.
Out and throw a Hail Mary. Good for Riley Leonard, it's.
Just important to remember nothing about what they're doing
has. Anything to do with how they
feel about Riley Leonard? Cam Little it's up and.
It. Oh, they kicked the field goal.
Oh yeah, yeah. 'Cause they the Colts still had
timeouts, so they they. Kicked it.
The Colts are going to get it back with. 19 seconds.
Left. 18 I took they need a touchdown.
I took jegs -5 1/2 and stealing line so, but actually I was
like, I lost that. Bet, but yeah.
That's that's gonna feel good for you.
Very fortunate to win. Yeah, base, I mean they're.
Gonna get a kick off so. You try the kicker turn.
You'll have time to get like. One completion and then I.
Would suggest getting out a different.
Quarterback for the Hail Mary personally.
You can go and get 4 yards and only time out to field all the
time. It's a lot of confidence in your
kicker to even attempt that. Yeah, block yet.
Oh, and if. You get if you do.
This real quick you get the witching hour boost.
Oh fuck I forgot to do the boost, can I start?
That's actually like kind of wild to me that they went field
goal. There, I don't think I would.
Have done that. Oh yes, if you made it.
Without the boost guys, you can. Cancel it because I still have
23. Seconds left, so I'm going to
follow my own link. I I use the boost I boost I use.
The boost, yeah, I don't know how I forgot to boost.
Just keep boosting. Am I going?
To get it in time though, that's the question.
You have. About 40 seconds.
Trying to load your location. That's fun.
Here we go. Boom, boost me.
Nimble fingers here witching. Our boost applied $50.
Ship it. Ship it.
We're shipped. Let's go.
All right, ETN and Henderson killing a bunch of my teams.
What is Phillip Rivers? I feel like with 18 seconds left
has a little. Comedy left in.
Him. Yeah, man, Have you told me,
Henderson? Was getting 19 carries today and
the Patriots. Scored 42 points, yeah, I would
have thought we got 30 points. Rivers throwing Oh my God, that
looked hopeful for a second, but the ball unfortunately took
seven years to arrive at the location.
And he's somehow mad about it. He's like, oh.
God, how did I not get there? The velocity is lacking the
amount the amount of time. Alec Pierce has has spent
waiting for balls to arrive Tim in the next game.
Oh, and all. Right, there's the junior.
Yeah, Pittman, first down, do they have a time out?
No, they do not. Have a time out and he.
Didn't get out of bounds all. Right, that's game.
Yeah, wait, what's this flag with one second left?
They call him that A. Like a target.
Unnecessary. Yeah, unnecessary.
Roughness. Or something.
Oh my. God, is it really?
That's crazy. Are we going to get a Phillip
Rivers Hail Mary? I don't think we.
I think. They have to bring him Riley
Leonard for sure. It wasn't.
Yeah, Rivers, yes, that is what they called.
OK. One more play is Riley Leonard
going to be able to decipher the.
Defense, though, they they probably.
Called. Like this guy was like.
Leaning. On Pittman to to not let them
get off. And spike it, which was not
necessary. They wouldn't.
Have gotten there anyway they they.
Called a delay of. Game this is the Yeah, 'cause
he. 'Cause he was lying on top of
them. Dude, Philip Rivers wants to
throw so bad. They're not Riley Leonard.
They this is Riley. Leonard is in.
I already lost the fucking bet on this with one second earlier
this. Year when the.
Raiders play the Broncos. And fucking their DB did it.
After the Raiders. Cut it to seven or to 10.
It was a 7 1/2 point line, and Pete Carroll opted to kick a
field goal with like, one second left to come on spread.
Yeah, down to scores he kicked. The field.
Goal with one second left after a delay of game when the clock
would have ran out and this one would have ran out too.
This is crazy if they completely I I knew that one because second
time. Away.
Like did like a completely deranged video about how the
NFL's rigged after that. I mean it was crazy, obviously.
Here we go. Obviously it was just 4 seconds.
4 seconds from the 48 yard line. Riley Warren in motion.
Be a legend one time. Riley Leonard in there for a
hail. Mary, this is Here comes the
snap. Riley Leonard drops back, avoids
the sack, steps through the pocket.
Throws it deep. Up for Alec, Pierce intercepted.
Rivers. Rivers wouldn't have thrown a
pick. There.
More time rivers wouldn't have got.
The ball he wouldn't have gotten it part of.
You're absolutely right, he would not have.
Alex Pierce spent more time waiting for a.
Ball to travel. To him, only to have a.
Defender right in front of him. Do you guys think that they had
rather than to throw that hoping you'd throw a pick to justify
the Phillip Rivers experiment correct.
Correct. Correct.
It's now statistically justified that.
Was like kind of close. Pretty good lace mask from Alex.
Pierce. There.
Too. He yanked that.
Dudes, yeah of. All the under throws to Alec
Pierce. Today, that 1 was definitely
the. Closest OH.
My God. Oh, Darnell Washington broke
his. ARM apparently, so there must
win. Game.
With no. Washington and no DK.
Yikes. All right.
As this game winds down, I'm going to be having to get out of
here in a second. No ship cast next week, Davis.
And I will be convening for a Gill cast in the evening.
We'll save all of our reactions for that.
But then we are going to get our schedule all set up for FFPC
Playoff Challenge week. We'll have a bunch of shows and
I believe you guys are going to do an ADP chasing.
Is that like the following week or in two weeks?
Is it? I don't think we should do it
next week because of of everything.
I think it's the week after that you guys are going to do one or
well, the playoff challenge stuff.
Won't be. Yeah, it won't be next week.
It'll be the week after you guys.
We do play on. Tuesday if you want it this
week, it'll be the following week.
Yeah. Right.
Like we're not going to know any of the match if.
We're going to do playoff. Challenge on ADP chasing we
should not. Do it.
No, no, I I was saying shop. Shop was going to do.
An ADP chasing with you. Guys and go over your last call
and stuff. So maybe you guys do that
Tuesday and then we save. Next week.
Oh, who won last call? Did I Did I lock that up?
I'm assuming you were up by a billion show.
Well, let's save. Put it in the discord.
Yeah, you. Got to you.
Got to tease the people accordingly.
I think the stat chasing guys might do like a.
Wrap up show, but yeah, the schedules.
In Flux will let you guys know. It's been a fun.
Year good luck with. Everybody sweats in the 4:00 PM
window. Sunday Night Football, Monday
Night Football, all that good stuff.
Any final words from you guys here?
No good luck to everyone's sweat.
Great season. Good luck everybody.
Sweater, especially start up. Sham, best of luck to ya.
Yeah. Best of luck, Yeah.
Yep. All right, guys.
Thanks Gretch for for hopping on with us.
Thank you, Mark for. Being the producer, thank you.
To Underdog for sponsoring the ship cast and all of you guys
hanging out with us on Sundays. Someone suggested this earlier.
It does feel fitting that maybe we go out with a little clip
here. I mean, this guy had a pretty
good day. Jalen McMillan is my official
guest at the University of Washington.