As well, Get here when we get here.
All right, Ship cast Week 12, shudder.
Sanders versus Brock Bowers. What more could you want?
How about a little Mike show swinging by today?
How about Jacob Sanderson tapping in here?
Davis and and Jacob duking it out here at the end of this 1:00
PM slate with Chiefs Colts. We'll see how that one ends up.
Maybe we get overtime here. Crane, of course, in the saddle.
I'm Pete. We got the pick em loaded.
Hopefully you guys tailed that over there.
It's pinned in the chat. Got it up online there.
Let's do this guys. It's the ship cast, the ship
cast the ship cast. We got some fun pick em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires 'cause we know ball. You're gonna lose anyway,
probably, so just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch everyone. Scorcher watch.
Oh no. The pick em's aren't hitting.
Look the other way, you cock. You guys want to make some more
pickups? Jump back.
Baby, I'm emotionally invested here.
We go. I just want to be clear.
No one is asking you. To watch the game, we're just
asking you to watch us. All right, What is up?
Ship chasers? How we doing here?
I don't know where Corrine is. Davis said he had his
father-in-law over He'll be here in a second Jacob.
I'm not sure when he's going to tap in so you're stuck with me
for right now yeah big multiplier for the pick em this
week. You know we've been wanting to
to switch it to five legs instead of 4.
The payouts are just way better on five legs, even if it makes
it harder to hit. And then both Jacob and Davis
liked the sack angle for that Browns and Raiders game.
And we're getting plus money. Oh boy.
Wow, what's up man? Just seeing that.
Looks like we're probably going to get, I don't know, OT or the
Chiefs just stealing away right here.
Yeah, I'm I'm the tough part about the timing of this is like
all the game. It's the witching hour.
Like stuff all comes down. I'm like, oh, I got to get on
the ship guys, but now I'm going to get spoiled.
Dude, this this, this May game. It's like the Patriots should
have so many points, and it is so.
I know what. They're at right.
Now it's such a pyrrhic victory for them too, because of they're
they lost Will Campbell. I mean, that's they're they're
completely fucked. Like Valerian Lowe is not going
to they're not. It's gonna be bad as soon as
they he's been. Facing a ton of pressure.
Yeah, like it's, it's gonna be a serious, serious problem for
them. Campbell wasn't like amazing,
but he was like a pretty big, pretty important part of what
they were doing. I would love to see a live Cam
of like Jacob right now. Just ask.
I wonder if he was able to find it on a TVII.
I'm sure. Some.
I hope so. Have the DIRECTV package.
I would love another May touchdown.
Oh my God, me too. The headers.
Did you play Winston? Because I did not.
I wish I. Did I didn't I do have Wandell
on like 7 or 8 on my battle Royale teams and he's really low
owned so that's nice. But I I didn't have any with
Winston. I have a Wandell DFS on it, but
it's in Mahomes so that's not going to do anything.
How many? How many points does Winston
have? Like a Jillian because he he
caught a touchdown too. It's.
Disgusting I didn't get to him in the BRS this week.
Yeah, I wasn't even that into Mahomes, but the I didn't like
want to go nuts. Yeah, with the like being off
the projection. Yeah, man, the Jamo Bagel is.
I have AI have a goth double Yeah with Jamo.
Yeah, I have one, one team that's that's cooking is it has
Emmanuel Wilson and JSN Almond, Raw Goth and then fucking Jamo
on it. You could maybe get overtime
there, right? Yeah, maybe.
All right, here, I can I can relay a tweet that just hit my
timeline from one Mr. Jacob Sanderson.
Steiken deserves to lose this game.
Hung his defense out to dry today.
You go for that 4th down and the worst case scenario is they
score and you have time to score after giving the Chiefs worst
field position just cost you a possession.
So fucking angry. He's gonna be coming in hot.
Coming in hot. He's gonna be coming in real
hot. Yeah, Gibbs.
Gibbs was incredible today. Gibbs was incredible.
Man, just there's, there's nothing more fun I think in in
fantasy football right now than when he hits.
That final gear? Field and the The Jets just turn
on. It's like he's gone.
That next gear, because he's already running so fast and then
you just see him like and it's he's gone, it's over.
They just got it in field goal range basically.
Look like T Higgins took a really bad hit.
You know, it wasn't even a hit. His helmet or his head whipped
back down on the ground, kind of like he was up in the air and
like his body tilted and it just came right back down on the back
of his head. Yeah, pretty rough.
But it wasn't like, yeah, just like one of those things, you
know? Juju, this is this is just
classic Chiefs man, right? Like this feels like the playoff
game where it's like there's no way they they get out of this.
I know they look so so terrible for most of this game.
What were you just reacting to? Miss throw from Goff.
Oh, I'm slightly behind that. Game.
Yeah, the the Pats at the goal line today was just.
So frustrating. Well, they had that Hunter Henry
second touchdown get called back with the Mack Hollins thing, and
it looks like there's some disagreement from the refs of
whether or not it was, I think it was a penalty, But I have my
hopes up for a second there that they might pick it up.
Yeah, that the one that pissed me off was when they ran it on
4th and one like dude, just put it in the put it in May's hands
40 and salute. Yeah.
Jeez. Yeah, wow.
Lose. 5 when you're trying to get into field goal ring.
Yeah, and it's 4th and 10 now. Jesus.
God. It truly is incredible how every
Kareem Hunt run looks the exact same.
I didn't think about, like, maybe you should have traded for
Bruce Hall, huh? Man.
I mean, it's kind of stupid that The Jets held out for some big
compensation. They're not.
They either franchise tag him or they're not gonna get.
Him. I can.
I can kind of sympathize because I am a.
Did he get it? Wow, I'm trying to trade Chase
Brown at the at the deadline in dynasty.
I have just a tanking team and yeah, I feel like Brown's a
pretty good trade piece, but I just cannot get anyone to bite
whatsoever and I'm getting like awful offers back and I just
can't decide what to do because I really want to offload Chase
but I stubbornly don't want to give them away for peanuts.
I think you hold a guy like that Kyron, you know, I've got Kyron
and dynasty leagues and like, at no point could you have really
gotten like the full value for Kyron, it feels like.
But he just chugged along and it's been like an incredible get
for what you, you know, I mean, if you're like tanking, it's
tough. But there's a chance 2 years
from now Chase Brown has like, significant value.
You know they shouldn't invest in running back.
It just seems like both stretches last year and this
year where he's had the nutted role, it like required injuries
that it's never their plan to go bell cow chase.
Brown it's not. I mean, you're 100% right.
But the fact that he can do that and then it is a Joe Burrow
offense and like, yeah, it's fragile.
Because like, if if they draft a running back, he's dead.
Should marry DK another TD. Seriously.
Titan showing like some signs of life today.
Yeah, they, I, I'm, I'm kind of back in a little bit as far as
like maybe there's some, some cheap value with Ward.
Like he's looked good against the Texans and the and the CEO
are not necessarily that good, but not terrible.
So he's wanting me back a little bit.
Because you started to, you started to watch the tape.
Now you're back with all the film grinders.
No, it's the stats are the stats are starting to look a little
better and then again, really tough matchups so.
Yeah, top 15 finish in the cards for him this week.
Like, considering he had been not topping 10 points, it's
pretty impressive. It is.
I mean, that's that's a legit defense.
So it's very impressive. I don't really know this comment
from Mark. I'm not a shudder stand and I
get the negative feedback, but when 9 gets this much rope, it's
pretty pretty crazy. I don't think 9's getting any
rope. I don't know who's like, still
defending 9 at this, Yeah. Who's defending 9?
I think after last week I didn't hear a single person still
standing. JJ McCarthy.
I've been on the He Stinks train for a couple weeks.
I was holding out some hope what a couple weeks ago and he he was
in a matchup where if he had it, you know, we would see it.
We didn't see it. So that kind of changed my mind.
I think you'd have to be the most blind seal Vikings Homer to
still feel really good about JJ McCarthy's future.
I don't even think Vikings Homer.
Yeah, yeah. I think most Vikings homers are
like, oh God, this, this feels bad, but they want, they don't
want to give up. Did May get to 300 yards at
least? Did he I?
Think he might have? Let's see here I see 294 but I
don't know if something just updated.
Who has the ball? Oh no, Bengals have the ball.
294 still doesn't have a 300 yard game in his career.
I would really like a Chase Brown touchdown, but that
doesn't really seem possible at this point.
Are the late windows open? I have a lot of bashal tooten
going. A lot of bashal tooten.
What did he end up coming in ownership wise?
That was one on the cram. People were excited about Tooten
and I was like, he his ownership has to be higher than what was
projected. I'll check right now he.
Was projecting for like 7 or 8. I was going to guess like 13 to
14%. Yeah, I boosted him
significantly. He came in at 5 1/2% in the
power suite. Oh, that's, that's great.
Yeah. So we need this.
We're gonna ask a lot of Cowboys and Eagles and Cardinals and
Jags to be entertaining here. Yeah, Cardinals and Jag did we
get What did we do for the Eagles?
Do we not have anything in that game?
I don't think we ended up getting anything in that game
'cause I ended up doing Shock from that game.
And I did. I did Perset, we did tootin.
Yeah, let me pull it up. And then we did the double
sacks. Double sacks in that game, yeah.
So we didn't do anything. The Eagles game, they, you know,
the Eagles game was a pretty hard for me to figure out how it
was going to go so. Yeah.
I don't mind that we just get to watch that one.
It's always like those offenses are so concentrated too that
there's generally not something like super fun value option.
I kind of like the Devonta Smith stuff.
But overtime. Chiefs.
Colts. They should.
Give May let him let him get to 300 here, huh?
Yeah. Please.
I think they're going to get the ball back.
They'll probably just kneel. They won't have any other.
I mean, they they'd be kind of Dick heads if they didn't kneel,
but. Wow, 2 overtime games here.
Oh wow, drive still alive? OK, here's the question if if
Bengals score. Oh no, I was hoping it was for a
second I thought it was 7 because I was like maybe they
would go for two and you would get like a an overtime scenario,
but now you need a missed extra point.
Is there a way to trick YouTube TV to allow you to do multi view
on a computer? No, you.
Just really like that. Set up the individual windows.
That's what I'm starting to do here.
Yeah, my my screen doesn't quite.
It doesn't do it as well as I'd like.
There it is locked in for overtime.
I mean, honestly, don't you guys think like, given the context of
the team that we should have just ran three times?
Yeah. I, I think it's the state,
especially with rights like if, if, if entering really is
bothering him. I I think you can't pass.
I think you have to run. Yeah.
All right, let's see, who do we think is going to get the first
rushing inside for an ejection? Davis, by the way, I think your
your. Mic's ETN.
Your ear, Your earbuds. ETN already got a carry.
No, it's the right mic input. Now you are.
No, you're good. OK, so I did I I did this one
straight up with the boost, with the 50% profit boost, but then I
also bet it again with a flex. So I have this.
I have this entry twice. All right.
OK. Because I didn't want.
To do Judkins. I did not want to do 201 1/2
passing yards for Tyler Shuck. So let me tell you what I did
then. I had a 60 and a 50, so I took
the 60% boost and I put it on ours and then I just did the
same thing again, but I took Chuck off and out of the 50%
because I didn't want. To do Chuck either.
Wow. Was this, was this just so we
had a sweat in that game, Peter? No, I think, I think Chuck set
up awesome today. I think he's going to have a big
game. I almost did Chuck double s in
in DFS. Holy Gibbs.
ETN 45 yard. Oh and Gibbs just ended it.
Nuke. No way.
Seriously. Wow. 69 yard rushing touchdown.
Wow, holy shit. So I didn't swap in cash.
I have a Jameson Williams Zero. I didn't swap in cash, but
Jameer Gibbs is only about 60% owned and I have Jameer Gibbs.
So looks like I made the good. One Wow.
Dude, he's so fast. Gibbs, dude.
So that's 5055 PPR points today for Jameer Gibbs.
Unbelievable. Even makes the JSN score
completely completely. Relevant.
Doesn't even matter. ETN just scored.
Yeah. So the reason why I took the
Tootin, I, I actually was expecting this for ETN to start.
The reason why I took the tune stuff.
I, I bet I did not get to read the walkthrough this week.
I was wondering if you covered this the there, there was a
Jaguars offensive lineman this week who was just, you know,
doing his media availability or whatever.
And he's like, our game plan every time now is to run 50 * a
game. We, we want to line up and beat
you guys up. And I was like, all right, let's
go. I saw that after I wrote the
walkthrough, but I basically my read was that that is who they
want to be, that this team just wants to run it down your
throats. I think they want to hide
Lawrence. I think they're looking at the
Seahawks and they're like, that's that, that looks good.
Let's be them. So I believe I need I would need
Reeb Reebs is the one who told me this, but I believe they're
dead last in PROE since they came back from London.
Yeah, they're, they're just, I mean, last week they weren't
really very run heavy. Man, oh.
The Chiefs stopped JT on 3rd and one.
Wow. So remind me of the overtime
rules. Field goal wins it now for
Kansas City. I think Jacob will be able to
remind you. I don't think Jacob coming to
you. Right.
Now coming to you live from Jolie, All England Ask come say
hello to my friend Aaron, my best mate.
Hi, Aaron. We are positively charged to be
joining here and you guys are gonna need to let me know what's
happening 'cause like I have the worst stream E connection
imaginable on like my iPhone in this tub so like I who who has
the ball this? The Colts just punted in
overtime to the Chiefs, and then they.
Did they got it? Yeah, that's that's expected.
I mean I I assume even if we got the ball Cycle would've just
punted anyways 'cause he's coaching like an absolute moron.
Oh man. Jesus.
Yeah, it's not. It's not his finest effort.
So Jacob, there, there's nowhere, there's no pub that has
a DIRECTV. Package or whatever over there.
I'm you you. There surely is.
But like I'm I'm currently entering the shitty friend zone
by forcing my friend to be on this YouTube stream with you,
Jim Oaks. But like, I've been mostly
trying to maintain good friend status, so I went with the
highest rated Sunday roast within the vicinity and it was
not one that had the game on. And I avoided delving into
Stream E until the Chiefs got it inside the 20 in the fourth
quarter. Until then, I was mostly just
refreshing the CBS app. And oh man.
Syken's fourth down decisions. That's.
Brutal. You had to choose between a nice
roast or the game. Look at you.
What with the? Roast.
Oh, all right. So I guess the the Giants have
the ball. Jameis converted one first down,
but it's third and 10 now second and three Dream Hunt converts.
First down, now PAT for playoff best ball.
Honestly, do we want the Chiefs to just lose so we don't even
have to deal with it? Not only will we not have to
deal with it, people will still draft Rice.
Yeah, who would do that? Dude, that's crazy.
Rice is ADP this week 'cause we we were getting the sidekick
ready to go and it's like Rice is.
ADP or not, that Kareem Hunt touchdown today was so tilting
'cause like, I have the Holmes and Rice and all my most
important main event teams and like, obviously I would happily
sacrifice those teams for a chicken Colts win.
Like I don't give a crap about fantasy football when the Colts
were on, but like the fact that when they did score it was
Kareem Hunt was just like a double digger to the heart.
It's like what? What for?
What for who? For what you know.
Yep, Rice. Rice.
This is a crazy stat. Rice has the 1st 100 yard from
scrimmage game of any Chiefs player this season.
Oh my God. Well.
Like. I, I just can't get over 4th and
four at the 45. The the, the crazy thing is like
if you go for it and you fail, like you're giving up the
yardage anyways. You've given up the yardage in
the 20s all day. All it's going to come down to
if you hold them in the red zone or not.
So like just if you go for it and you don't get it, at least
the Chiefs would scored faster. We would have had two minutes
with the ball to win it in regulation instead of it going
overtime like you, you screw yourself twice.
It's almost worse to punt and just give up all the yards we
were going to give up anyways than to just go for it and sail.
Even if you don't get any. I'm I'm tilted.
I've been tilting in silence while my poor friend is like
listening to a fourth down bot for someone.
Luckily she's calling him also in her own world because we're
we liked the Radiohead concert so much yesterday.
We're trying to get tickets to go again tomorrow and she's
testing out like 17 different Reddit lengths so currently it's
kind of like mutually beneficial scrolling you guys your guys's
devices slow up stream E 18 Reddit legs bootleg yeah sites
what what's what's like the current where are we at David
they're they're. They're like reviewing something
I I can't. Tell they gave they gave Hunt a
first down and they reversed it. OK, OK.
So his knee came down a little short of the 1st.
Third and one and they they converted a third and one.
So first down, you know what Andy was, Andy was actually just
as bad with the 4th down calls that 4th and three that they
punted. That's got to be one of the
worst punts of Andy's life. Well, but like the Andy, I
expect that like I but with Stikon has been so good on these
all year and he just got in the main game on national TV and he
just started just started peeing down his leg like there's no
other way around it. Like he knows better because
he's been doing better all year. This is against the Titans, but
he he 100% is going forward. That one and the fourth and one
at the end of the first half was horrible too.
And cost of possessions. All.
Right Mahomes drop back, throw way over, Kelsey said.
About 6 feet over, Kelsey said. Oh man, what's what's better?
Streaming from? Yeah, it was.
Wide. Open streaming from London or
streaming from the Kelowna airport.
Dude, the the the oh announcements.
It this way. So the new overtime rules like
the Giants are like maybe gonna tie the Lions.
Well, there's 7 minutes left, so the Lions would get the ball
back. I guess, shit, I guess that's.
True, that's true. Well they wouldn't.
They wouldn't tie cause the Giants would go for two if they
score a touchdown. For sure it might.
Why? Why are you not why?
I mean you, you have to. If you if you go for two it's
like 5050. If you don't, it's way under 50%
for you because the other team gets the ball 1st and sudden
death. Right.
Like if you, if you, if you go second, you have to go for two
because if, if you don't, then you're just voluntarily giving
them the ball in a sudden death situation.
Like that's, that's a death sentence.
Well, I've got I've got good news for you.
What? In City Chiefs, just ran with
Clyde Edwards to layer on 2nd and 10.
OK. So it's third and eight. 3rd and
seven. Seven.
I didn't. See the flow just.
Correctly just. Xavier Xavier Worthy 30 yard
reception down to the. All right.
Well, I mean, we haven't stopped them before field goal ranged
the entire day. So basically this entire game
wrests on where I knew it would, which is like will it be a but
her field goal or or not, which I still do have her some.
They're on about four different fantasy teams.
So that's been successful. Beautiful throw.
Oh my God, so you said it's on the Colts 40?
Yeah dude, I just realized I fucked up a dynasty league God
damn it. And I don't have anyone I can.
I forgot to check this line up. I'm such a donkey God.
This is you get your priorities straight in life, Davis.
Get those Dino rosters set. Yeah, this is.
This is so unfortunate. No, and this is the this is the
league where Matthew Berry called me out on the The Fantasy
Point Show for being a bad trader.
Really. I just, I forgot.
I forgot about MFL. Yeah.
Jacob, by the way, the floor is yours.
Like 500 scrimmage yards, 34 points for the Lions, 000 for
Jameson Williams. Oh, really?
The rules I I actually like when you were starting this, like I
was like, I don't know what Jameson did today.
I haven't seen his name across my timeline.
I guess that's why. He had, I believe he had one,
one reception called back by an offensive holding and another.
A. 3rd a third and nine like all time drop.
Gibbs, I know has been going completely insane because
Gretchen and I and Lawrence Bailey are like winning in to
make the Sprint this week. And it has been so tilting
'cause we're playing a team that has been eliminated so long that
their starting quarterback is Spencer Rattler, but they have
Hunter Henry and DJ Moore and they've gotten over 30 from
kicker and defense. And so it's.
Just been like. Incredibly infuriating seeing
like the random spike weeks from guys projected for 9.7 points
today but James I think had like what 55?
Yes, Gibbs has. Gibbs has 55, which is the
believe believe. That is the highest score of an
individual player since best ball.
Oh, we got a sack. Oh, but it's not Crosby.
Damn. I think it's just a matter of
perspective with Jamo, because I I look at my Jamo Gibbs lineups
and I'm just saying they each scored 27 and A.
Half scored 27. Both had a great game.
Rashi Rashi Rice, 30 yarder. Oh my God, so was it down to the
10? Yeah, but he kneeled.
Why? Why didn't he do that?
That that makes no sense. No, it makes no sense.
He caught the. Ball.
Did she stop? Did she slip the ball first?
Right, but. I think he gave, he gave himself
up. Yeah, like could he just score?
No. If he would, he would have had
to have broken a tackle. Because like, because the field
goal doesn't win in the game, right?
Like did she stop the ball first?
No, I think you saw a few defenders around him and figured
I don't want to. Fumble No The the no.
The Colts. The Colts got the ball 1st and
punted. Oh, the Colts.
Oh. Oh, OK, OK.
I didn't even see that. OK, he.
Did he did injure? Well, the sliding, well, the
sliding makes total sense because then they just win the
game. Yeah, he did.
He did injure his hamstring. How?
How 4th and how much did Howard punt the first time?
4th and one. Are you serious?
I wasn't even tilted about that one yet.
I didn't even know what happened I was so tilted about the first
two. OK, well I mean they deserve to
lose and it's actually better for the play offs if he loses
after that performance because that's embarrassing.
I. Believe the I believe the the
the Lions win, I think. Lions won.
Well, yeah, they so he he so he kills their chance to win
regulation by punting and then he punts on 4th and that.
I love I love this comment. Rashi Rice is an Overglaze 1
Dale Robinson as he generates 150 yards from scrimmage and
wins his team the game in overtime.
Yeah, he got like 140 yards and. Convert like a 4th, 4th and
10:00 earlier like he was like. Yeah, like he literally won the
I think it's an awful music. I.
Know Robinson looks like the best wide receiver in the NFL
today? Yeah, Robinson.
Man, that is such a valuable loss.
Let me know when the buck goes from the what they didn't just
pick. No, they ran it.
They got a first down. Does Does.
OK, here's the thing. Does does Mahomes want them to
call a couple plays? Because he literally has not had
a touchdown the most recent two games.
Man, lotta lotta J MO snowflakes out there today.
Oh yeah. Kareem Hunt had 29 rush attempts
in this game I. Think went for 102 yards I.
I mean, yeah, it's I enjoyed the Chief's offensive approach.
I everything to do with Siphon today on 4th down.
It's just an absolute disaster. It is inexcusable.
He must have hemorrhaged like 15 points of win probability on
those three fourth down calls. They're saying they're saying
Tooton isn't playing, which actually might mean they're just
committing to the drive by Dr. thing.
No, there's already been a Tooton.
There's already been an ETN drive.
Well, maybe they're doing, maybe they're doing the quorum thing,
then two drives to one, or or maybe they're just not going to
play him. They're just not going to play
him, I think is what's happening.
I that better not be an injury related thing.
Well, it would be. It would be it.
Would it? Would.
Be he was completely off the injury report.
So that's like egregious reporting.
Also, I mean to be to be fair to this guy tilting, they've run 6
plays from scrimmage so like we can might be OK.
No, we're fucked. Rescue me, Jeremy.
I'm not rooting for him not to play a single snap so we can get
rescued. No, I'm rooting for what happens
every single week to the Cardinals to happen to the
Cardinals, which is they get down by a billion points.
That does seem like a more reasonable point of view.
Yeah. You can't ask why the Seahawks
hate Kenneth Walker the 3rd when he got the ball.
Like I think he he it was like 8020 him over Charbonnay today
in terms of snaps. I think there was a sack in the
Raiders game Geno Smith sacked but I don't know who it was.
Lawrence just threw a pick 6. Oh wow.
Like like a like a like a comedy 1.
Like you got to put yakety sacks behind it.
Wait until you see this. Oh.
Like only literally only Trevor Lawrence, dude.
It's so funny. Hey can they just pick this
fucking field goal so I can leave like lottery team?
Can you can you give us the play by play on it because I've
changed the game off the Chiefs now.
They're like still running to remont down to the two-minute
warnings. They they won't just Prado
buckers. They're.
They're kicking, they're kicking the field goal right now.
OK. All right, I really hope this
doesn't go wide right. Yeah, smile.
I don't think he's going to miss from like 27 yards.
So I think we'll, I think you guys will be OK.
Man, I'm just sitting here thinking like the seven times I
did take Jonathan Taylor and BR this week, I could have just
taken Jameer Gibbs, and that's so painful.
Yeah. Wait, you were?
Wait, you were taking Taylor at 1:00?
I I mean just like you could have taken JSN, you could have
taken anyone I had. I had 30% Gibbs and like 5% JT
but I wish I didn't even have 5%.
Yeah, well, I have JT, but it's all all at 2:00.
Yeah. All right, he's lining it up.
Oh, we have. We have.
KC game was a rigged guy in a game.
They got called for about 15 penalties today.
It was rigged. It was rigged.
He made it. All right, yeah, I kind of
figured, well, it's like he just ruined the next 7 days of my
life. I hope that he like has to like,
I don't know, I'll be like misses his flight or like guess
like mugged or something. I'll actually be flying from
London to Kansas City to like, I don't know, beat him up or
something, but I'm upset. I'll get over it with another
jug of ale. I'll see you guys next week.
What what is our pick on? What am I rooting for for the
next three hours? Not, not that I can do it from
London, but. The Crosby Garrett.
All right. That's fine.
Shooting higher 45 1/2 which ain't looking too hot or set
higher than 245 1/2 right after a pick 6 not looking too hot and
Tyler shot. He's going to be the one easy W
on here that you guys said don't think.
All right, all right. See you guys later.
We'll see you, Jade. Have fun.
All right. Bye.
All right. Peace all.
Right grown man A.J. Brown Touchdown.
There you go, man. Pete, you know what I you know
what I fell for in VR this week? That I, that I'm, I know I'm
smarter than what? Just Justin Jefferson round 6.
Oh, really? Like all over it, like 30% of it
or something. Wow.
Like I'm going through and looking at all my good teams and
so many of them have like Gibbs Rice, like Bowers left to go and
Justin Jefferson. Yeah, I was, I was out on on on
Jefferson and that stuff. But I have my biggest whiff is
all I have was Emmanuel Wilson on like Jacob Swaps and I was
just like not taking him at all otherwise.
So I just did not have enough of him and way too much Chase
Brown. I think I'm going to have a
couple sweats though 'cause I have like 8 Wandell teams and I
got some some decent pairing. So we shall.
Oh tunes in. TuneIn the in the game.
No tune's in the game. OK.
No, dude, they told me. They told me he was benched.
They told me he was missing with an ankle injury.
Dude this is actually bad because we're not going to get
saved now. OK, all right, I just, I might
have to. Joey Gabagool might have to take
a time out. He's now saying the DFS experts
has been glazing JJ McCarthy for weeks.
You can't just make up. Talking about you.
They're. Sorry.
Straw man defending. There's the other guy in here
too who is saying like everyone's and JJ McCarthy a log
leash of like everyone is body bagged.
I do like a four hour fucking show every week and we have not
been nice about JJ McCarthy. Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry, man.
You, you got to, you got to, you got to go to time out for that.
What is McCarthy's ownership on draft gigs today?
Less than one. Person, I mean, I assume, I
assume legitimately zero. OK, there was a huge Saints
play, but I don't know, was that a kick return?
By the way, Taysom Hill rush attempt.
Let's see, what was that Saints play?
Was it a kick for I think it. Was a run back or something?
Yeah, 75 yard Mason tipped in. Yeah.
So I was, I was really hoping that was like a screen pass or
something. Yeah.
Dude, Taysom Hill sucks. Taysom Hill is for sure getting
5 rush attempts. You are right.
All right, Chuck, Demon is in.
Let's get a. Let's get a touchdown, Chuck.
Demon. Oh nice, Lawrence just ran for
it. Chuck immediate sack.
Sorry, Davis, we got it flexed. Dude, we flexed it just.
Absolute cowards flexing it. The payout is so much worse too
when I when I took Chuck off. I mean, these quarterbacks are
going to get sacked so many times, but like just, it's going
to be a miserable sweat being like.
Who sacked him? Who sacked should?
I don't know. I don't know that it will be a
miserable sweat. I think the sweat's going to be
over by like 7 minutes left in the third.
Second quarter I took I, I did another one that was.
BTM back in. OK, all right.
I might have led us astray on this one.
No, no, I No I didn't. No, I everybody Tooting is going
to be on here. Everyone wanted Tooting.
Shudder is about to be sacked. Oh, you got rid of it.
Huge Shudder. Completion to bond to bond.
Huge. Which honestly, actually I think
is is kind of good. That was a dime.
For Shudders was pretty accurate as a prospect.
I don't think he. Was pretty accurate, yeah.
No one, no one said he wasn't accurate.
That was a better, that was a better throw than JJ McCarthy
has had in his career at any stage.
No, McCarthy has good throws. It's just that he rifles every
throw. So if it's not good, it's
horrible. There's no margin for error.
Oh guys, we owe Shuder an apology.
I can hear the turning point USA in your guys's voices.
Waylon what? What was the massive ETR
training cash today 'cause I, I played a train team but I don't
think it was the train team but I maybe I might be wrong.
Here go the fantasy experts defending JJ McCarthy again.
I don't see again, I think maybe you just like really have a low
far for what counts as defending because it's like, hey, he when
he makes his sweet throw, it looks sweet.
But in the same way, I would say the same thing for Cam Ward, and
I don't think Cam Ward's good. And I don't think.
He's good. How about this?
You have to start a franchise with either JJ McCarthy or
Shadur Sanders. I'm still taking no other
choices and there's not a gun available either.
I'm still taking JJI think. Look at these guys just carrying
JJ's water still. I think I would take, I think I
would take Chador because I haven't seen it yet.
I know, I know JJ sucks. I don't know, Judkins.
Sucks for sure. Wildcat touched him.
Judkins. There you go, there you go.
Not blazing, JJ. OK, good guy who's super riled
up in the comments. I mean, I think Chador is going
to be real real bad, but like you, you don't know that dare.
Sells Dicks, bud. Well, he might.
We've seen enough from McCarthy that you know he's not good.
Like maybe he's not horrible, but he's not being good.
Yeah, I would love to test that theory that there's this
Cleveland Brown fan out there that was like, you know, Dylan
Gabriel, like quarterback. I don't need to go see them at
the dog pound. Starting credit card does not
matter. Where do I swipe?
I think CD just lost the ball in the sun.
Yeah, it's that, it's the, it's that stupid stadium he was.
They built it so the sun shines through and blinds their own
players. You read that, that Substech
article about this, right? It's like the one of the
funniest things I've read about in a long time.
Yeah. Yes, yeah.
And they knew and they knew and they built it when it was going
to be a problem. And they were just like,
whatever. They were like, I think probably
some people will probably build buildings eventually, like in 10
years, yeah, that will block the sun, like, or they just build
stadiums, though They're supposed to be built dummies.
Man, I can't believe the Chiefs won that game.
That's crazy that they won that. Game huge huge Genti play just
like the most goaded Boise State version of Genti.
What a what a fucking guy. He's good man.
He's so good, the Raiders obviously should not have taken
him. But it's a horrible pick.
OK, Can you imagine if the bears took wow?
Instead of Lovelace. The Bears taking jets.
I mean, I don't think the Bears are right.
I would say before you take a running back, you should get a
quarterback figured out. OK, All right.
You know, you know who is, you know who is currently, dude,
it's you understand it's about to be Thanksgiving and the Bears
are in first place of the division.
It is crazy. You you draft him an apology or.
No. No, no, no.
Apology. No apology.
No, all right, well, when he was, when he, when he loses by a
billion to whoever in the wild card round are.
You going to apologize? No.
I think I'm clearly on the right side of history with Caleb.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Charizard, Zach Wilson. I stand by it.
Yeah, well, Charizard, Zach Wilson's kind of an interesting.
It's not what we were promised. It's not what we were promised.
What was what was James's quote before the game?
We're we're outside, but we're inside.
We're outside, but we're inside I've.
Been really thinking about that quote for a while.
Third and one for the Falcons. Algiers in of course got to do
it man. Goth only getting 18 and some of
these crazy blowouts like this is like the third time this has
happened where the team scores like 40 and he he like gets
nothing. Caleb is not fancy.
JJ McCarthy, You guys, you guys are doing, you guys are doing,
you guys are doing the comps all wrong.
Caleb is like, what's a good, what's a good comp?
It's it's, I think it's Zach Wilson.
I mean in the same, you know, it's like fun.
No, because Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson ate a bunch of sacks
and was not mobile. Zach Wilson is mobile.
He just ran backwards and then chucked the ball.
Zach Wilson very much is mobile. It was part of the appeal.
He just sucks with his mobility. I would say in terms of like,
like what people's expectations were for him and and his impact
on winning, Trevor Lawrence is a very good comp.
Yeah, Trevor Lawrence is a good comp from what we were promised
versus what we're getting. I think he's probably better
than Lawrence. Oh yeah?
Well, he's better than Lawrence because he's so mobile.
Kurt cuz. He might be like fancy Bo Nix.
Yes, Bo Bo Nix, but with some pizzazz maybe.
Yeah, he's Bonex with pizzazz. Yeah.
Pretty good player.
Not really. You know, Speaking of.
Speaking of, guys who absolutely are are beyond washed.
You know who's beyond wash? Saquon.
Oh no. Every Saquon run looks like like
you see some of these, like he gets stopped for like 2 yards
and you're like, dude, last year that would have been a
touchdown. I know the power of Davis
Maddock Mush and you just guaranteed a.
Loss. Sparkly.
Run. It's like pick the live, pick
the live. Props on this, we need it.
I mean, good for him. He'll get to like 800 rushing
yards on the year. I think he's got four runs over
20 yards on the year. See there?
He just did it again. Bro built in excuse all.
Right, 3rd and 6th ETN and the ETN.
Oh absolutely. They called.
They called another Trevor Lawrence design rush.
Does 2 have? Bartley just got a carry and I
was praying that he has like 1 carry.
I think it's not good. He has one rush for three yards.
3rd and 14 nothing. ETN still in on 2nd now.
They're going to bring Little Quint in.
Johnny Munt, you got to catch that brother.
They said Saquon is zesty Kareem Hunt, which is.
That's fucking dark. People hate the the Caleb
Williams comp to to Bonex. It's honestly a very good comp.
It's honestly, it's honestly, I mean, Caleb is their.
Numbers are almost identical right now.
It's. Like stylistically it's not,
obviously. Stylistically, I think he is
more Zach Wilson in that like, you know, that kind of like
spinny, you know? I mean, stylistically,
stylistically, he is a homeless man's like good Patrick Mahomes.
No, he's not. I don't think he's very like
Patrick Mahomes. I think that was always a bit
off. It's the it's.
He holds the ball forever. Like Mahomes doesn't hold the
ball that long. I know he can hold the ball that
long, but like Mahomes gets the ball out quickly, very often,
very frequently. That's why Williams pigs.
More more this year in terms of the sack avoidance.
All the Mahomes has not been that good at avoiding sacks.
This. Year he's avoiding sacks, but in
this like, I mean somewhat sort of fluky way, like he holds the
ball so long he will take sacks if he keeps doing this.
It's honestly like as far as holding the ball, it's it's like
more similar to a guy like Lamar, Like Lamar, he just
doesn't have, he doesn't have Lamar's speed or running.
Ability, you know, you know what he does?
He does. He does have the speed, but he's
not a shifty. He is very fast.
He's not as fast as Lamar. You know who?
You know who, By the way, I don't know what is going on with
the Baltimore Ravens. Baltimore Ravens, like were like
legit, like lucky. They look they were lucky.
They look awful today. Well, Lamar's not not right.
2021 carries for 64 yards for the Big Dog today, Yeah.
It was pretty rough. It is not December, as it turns
out. I thought it was.
I really thought it was. I thought it was.
Well, but they're not going to get that many layups every week.
Gino got the ball away before a SEC first time in his career.
Tim says Caleb is like Ben Roth if Ben Roethlisberger was league
average and small. Someone's someone's calling me.
Poor man's Mike Clay. Now because of the Caleb comp,
they're they're using fancy analyst cops.
I don't. Even know if that's.
Not even a good one. That's a poor stylistic comp.
Yeah. Like, no wonder you can't
identify a good quarterback you're.
Clearly. Terrible at comping things.
Wait. What?
Happened.
I blinked. Didn't the Eagles just punt to
the Cowboys? How do they have the ball back?
I have this game up and I don't know what happened.
I yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Very shitty. Lamar is actually a pretty good
kill. Very shitty Lamar.
Very shitty Lamar, yeah. I don't oh, roughing the
roughing the punter. Roughing the punter beep.
Wow. Man, Manny Wilson.
Manny Wilson, I think the first 100 yard rushing game for a
Packer all year. I don't think Jacobs has one.
Yeah, you look good today. Jacobs has not had 100 yard
rushing game yet. Man, Can you imagine what
Trevion Henderson's ownership would have been if you told?
If you told people one touches, yeah.
It's the Bengals like you would have been 60% owned.
Yeah, for sure. What was Sitzi?
I played. I I did play.
I did play him in the spy. He was 17% owned.
I did too. Wow, dude, I actually, if I, if
I could have avoided my slappy fucking sensibilities on JMO, I
could add a fucking sick team in the SPY.
How about this Manny Wilson, only 32% owned in the spy That
that's got to be all like what is going?
How? How's that possible?
What did you say it was? 32%.
That that was directly his ownership projection.
Yeah, it should have been 70. Should have versus, but that was
like exactly. I I feel like I feel like in the
same spot, oh huge A.J. Brown play like 30 yards.
I think that to me it felt like the same as like the Rico
Dowdell spot the first time he started or Rashad White like I
expected or Kyle Menung guy. Like Menung Guy was 65% owned
that week. Yeah, but it wasn't it wasn't
those were like really the Manon guy was against the the Bengals
and people were worried about Vikings defense and Manny Wilson
this like hasn't been good this year when he has got carries
too. So it wasn't like as clean.
Man, this is so. I have a team that is what,
146th in the main BR with A.J. Brown.
What a 0 ball from Kyle Pitts right now.
So just like just like 20 points from Kyle Pitts, 49.9 from
Gibbs. That's got to be the the highest
other than that one Josh Allen week that I've ever seen.
Yeah. Did people, do people think the
Vikings are a good defense? I guess maybe that's it.
I I don't know. I wouldn't have any way to to
know that three Shuck passing yards.
Who has the ball in the Arizona game?
OK. Arizona has it, I think.
Yep. Jags got a field goal 10/7.
Nice Michael Wilson catch but he looks banged up.
Very, very bad interception. Not great, dude.
I I I used, I used my my point. I'm.
Changing my answer to JJ McCarthy.
Now that you've seen it. I've, I've seen it now, yeah.
Oh man I have AI, have a 5 legger that needs 8 1/2 Tooting
rush attempts and a bijon touchdown to get through that I
use the 50% profit boost on. I don't know about this Tooting
stuff right now. It's not feeling great having a
good I'm having a good pick em day.
So I'm hoping to bring that over to, to what we've got going on
here. I, I don't know, I guess Tooten,
he probably didn't get to practice very much, probably
wasn't great. I mean he he had the same
practice progression as ETN. Had to learn to got to learn to
read the tea leaves. No, this is This is awful
reporting by them. They were both LP's all week.
Oh, there you go, Barkley. Barkley had some juice on that
play. The score.
No. Another Gino got it out early
again. Guy.
Guy decided not to take sacks this week after getting sacked
like 10 times last week. Michael Wilson.
Michael Wilson is like the, you know, every backup running back
just comes in like the Emmanuel Wilson thing.
And it's like, yeah, running backs don't matter.
Michael Wilson has proved Marvin Harrison, junior, to stop.
That it's like a one for one. He's better.
Yeah. Oh, are they gonna give that
A.J. Brown 2 touchdowns?
Really. Let's do.
It I don't, I don't this might not stand he if if you do the
Calvin Johnson rule cause so he has the ball, he extends it, he
hits the pylon, but the pylon knocks it out of his hand.
No, I think Pylon knocks it out. I think you're good.
But he only had one foot in I. I don't think that's going to
stand. Oh, that's nice.
It's for like getting bees and. Breakfast.
And stuff. I, I think, I think that's not,
that's not going to stand one. Foot. 1.
Foot. Foot's the issue, right?
Or does it? I don't know what.
If you. If you.
Hit the foot. If you hit the pylon at the
gate, the second foot. It's not a second body part.
That might be a second body part.
Oh yeah, because hand counts. If you get your hand down, it
counts. Right, that should be a second
body part as long as it hits first, which I think it did.
Yeah, barely hit first. I would say rule of cool, it
counts. But.
They're calling. They're going to call it
incomplete, Yeah. They waved it off.
Yeah, it's a bummer. Percent drops back and hits
Michael Wilson. I mean dude this is wild.
This Michael Wilson shit is crazy.
He's the engine. Man. 50 fucking five points.
I can't believe that. All right, is hurts going to
just get it to a rushing touchdown here.
They're not quite at the goal line, right Is that?
Is that is that Carter or yeah, Carter 10 yard run, Hertz run to
the Hertz rushing touchdown. You got any BR sweats, Pete?
Yeah, I think so. I'm I'm kind of like a watch pot
doesn't boil guy, but I got like some Gibbs Wandell teams that
have Brock and Pickens on it. And.
It could be nice. Shout out to you I I could not
do it with the Wandale stuff this week.
That's that's on me. I mean, I wasn't.
I was the the coal miner meme pickaxe with Wandell Robinson.
I couldn't couldn't stop after. I was the I was the the Galaxy
brain meme. Dude, Wandell's a poor stylistic
fit. Now Slayton is the one you want.
I'm just mad that I didn't get to any JMS with him.
To be to now, to be fair to myself, 70% of Wandale's points
came on a fucking double reverse flea.
Flicker. They sure did.
They sure did all right. Cardinals are about to score.
Is that knight or Carter? Oh, stonewalled.
Is this that? Is this the Megronk touchdown?
Big pits catch. Feels like the, oh, there we go.
Feels like they do that every week.
They get down to the goal line and then it's it's Megronk time.
Raiders field goal. All right, let's get some
freaking sacks, dude. Cardinals touchdown Knight.
Man, I actually have a team where I could have used.
Those points being Mr. Carter, did you draft?
A lot of Bauer stuff, Pete. Yeah, yeah.
I did too. Yeah, just a shit ton of Bowers
in McBride. Yeah.
Whoa. Expendables here.
SPY plus Jamo equals fish, but hit a big seven leg parlay
today. Next SPY lineup on me, boys.
Keep up the great work. Dang, nice it.
Was very nice of you. Wow.
Everyone. Everyone appreciate.
That everyone in their fucking all the seals today were like.
Dude, it's Jamo the horizontal Breakers with Dan Campbell
calling the place. Did you know that Jamo is wide
receiver 2IN fantasy football? Since Dan Campbell started
calling the plays, dude. It wasn't.
It wasn't even just Jamo too. The Monty stuff was was bad and
everyone was very excited about him.
Too quick. Three and out for the Cleveland
Browns. No sacks yet.
Crosby does have one tackle for loss.
Zach says the Bowers usage makes zero sense.
Evergreen. Well, it, it makes sense if you
realize that the, the offensive line I once I found out, once I
realized that the offensive line coach and the quarterbacks coach
were Pete Carroll's nepo kids, I, I did realize like what a
terrible mistake doing all the the Raiders stuff this year was.
All right, Cowboys have the ball, man.
Advance rates. Oh big Javante run 20 yarder.
Advance rates are gonna be qujumbled after this week
because JT just had like 5 points.
Gibbs, man. Gibbs had the the highest score
of the of the year. Gonna be gonna be a lot of a lot
of Jonathan Taylor, I guess. I guess Gibbs and JT could have
lined up. Yeah.
I mean, there are going to be Gibbs, JT teams.
Yeah, well. That's yeah, my best team, the
one I drafted on stream with the the bash one was Gibbs one O 1
and then JT and JSN on it coming back.
Sedarian with a with a bad drop. Maybe not bad, but not great.
Yeah, that's pretty bad. He doesn't have the The Sun
excuse. Me every every time you every oh
pits you fuck every time you every time you say someone
dropped it, someone in the chat will always be like.
Dude, that wasn't a drop. Is Gretch gonna be on ships
giving? Yes, he is.
Yeah, confirm that. So it'll be 8:00 PM on
Wednesday. We'll have a bunch of guests
swinging by. Haven't finalized the full
schedule, but. I'm probably not gonna be able
to be on for the the entirety of ships giving.
I'll definitely be around, but I probably won't.
Yeah. There's gonna be a lot of dead
air then. That's just that's right in the
middle of the window that I'm normally in charge.
No, they'll be. We'll be good.
Cool. I mean, Daigle's always invited,
but he's invited to a lot of stuff he doesn't show up for.
I believe he was supposed to be the guest on the Swollys.
Only he sure was. Yeah.
I have AI have a a recording set with Daigle on Monday morning.
That's going to be a sweat. That is a sweat 60. 4 catches
last year. Do you guys here's here's some
more terrible NFL reporting. You guys see that report last
week that Mooney, the shoulder injury, he he was listed as
questionable with this whole time has been a broken
collarbone. Yeah.
And we we had no reporting on it.
Literally nice Bowers grab probably like 15 yards.
They're they're they're really getting it out quick, which is
not great for our our sack stuff like he's doing like Gino's
doing like 3 step drops oh big Dijon play oh is he gonna score?
No, he's down to like the. 50 he doesn't have that gib second
gear. I don't know.
It's once you, once you, it's once it's you.
And the safety. I was like, oh man, he might.
He might go. Yeah, I don't think I've ever
seen a 58 on DraftKings 58 point. 4 on 15 carries is the
hilarious part. Like it looks like the Rico
Dowdos outline but Rico had what like 31 carries that week or
something? 15.
Bijon tackle for loss. I need to pull up this Raiders
game. All right, huge, huge Genti
play, they're saying. Oh my God, what a fuck people.
People were really tilting him. I think pretty justifiably, he
is not even remotely paid off his draft costs.
Yeah, I'm not allowing it. I mean that you can, you can
argue with the literal facts. He's.
Better. He's better.
Offset the 1-2 turn. Better pick than Brian Thomas
junior. No, I mean, I'll, I'll say bad
things about Brian Thomas Junior.
That's what about ISM Davis. Jetty has not been a good pick.
I think was that was that David? 'S no, but it's not just a David
Sils. There's been some trutherism on
if he was actually like a good prospector.
Correct. That's that's.
More and that's that's the part that it's not she.
Can't even be Pitts, huh? No dude, it's got to be, it's
got to be David Sills. Her cousins.
Bro, I need sack. Was that Garrett?
It was not Garrett. God, another non Garrett sack.
Fuck. What did CD do, Steph?
I think she's reacting to the drop.
Oh. We're getting to the point in
the Guillotine League where I'm like greedily eyeing the teams
that are near the chop. Steph's team looks.
So I think Steph's saved because she she got Emmanuel Wilson.
But I've I'm familiar with Steph's roster, I'll put it that
way. OK, they're calling Liam down, I
guess. It looked like a fumble, but it
wasn't. 55 sacks now, but none for miles.
Directionally accurate. That's dude, that's wild.
Actually, I, I do feel like we were definitely directionally
accurate, but I, I mean, I'm sure they're just doubling the
shit out of him. You know what I bet?
I bet producer Mark I I bet the Jamaal Charles Las Vegas
apocalypse game was probably more than 58.
That's the thing that happens in the guillotine leagues though,
is everybody's teams at this point are pretty loaded.
So even like the solid like waiver wire spot start guys, you
look at your team and you're like, am I starting Emmanuel
Wilson? No, most teams wouldn't be
starting manual. Steph was projected to get
chopped and in part because she had, she has Jamar Chase and
then and Josh Jacobs. So like, this is a really tough
week for her. Wait, no, she doesn't have Josh
Jacobs, but she has Jamar Chase and did she have Josh Jacobs?
No. So but she really needed the
spot start. But yeah, there's not much
competition for it. I wasn't going to start Emmanuel
Wilson, you know, But Steph has Chase, Bijan and Puka, and I
have enough money to like come over the top for all three.
So nice. Yeah.
Shatters Shatters Only been sacked once, so let's see Crosby
get going. Arizona Arizona leading this
game was not part of my thought process.
That pick sex was It's a pretty big swing.
We just had a, we just had a three and out two for the Jags.
Man, feel you. Feel bad for chess Liam that
that the Chiefs got the win this week after after the Bills lost
to the to the Texans on national television.
Yeah, that's pretty tough. Who's who's a who?
Who's a what? The fumble.
Are. They calling it Turpin or
Javonte? I saw multiple I missed.
Some people in the chat said Turpin, who's a Who's a worse,
like theoretically good team? The the Who's like who's worse,
the Bills or the Chiefs? Like who would I be more afraid
to face in the? The Chiefs are worse.
I'd be I'd be more afraid to face the Chiefs in the playoffs
than the Bills. Allen is playing better than
Mahomes is right now, but this is crazy.
The difference is is that the Chiefs weapons are actually
better because Rice and and God forbid like dude, you'd rather
have Worthy than Josh Palmer. The Chiefs weapons are
definitely better, but that I think highlights how much better
Allen is playing than Mahomes. I, I and I don't disagree at
all. I don't disagree at all, Allen.
'S playing out as mine. It's like and Allen, part of the
reason I think the Bills are actually a little more scary is
that they are so poorly coached. Yeah, if they if they figured
out the coaching, yes. And and because they like when
they get pushed, they get better.
Yes. Like you have to beat the bills
without like, waking them up in the process.
What did Isaiah Bod just do? Oh, I missed this.
Let me see. It looks like he's showboating
in the open field and it just gets punched out.
He just like, stopped. Sanders made a nice play.
What was Isaiah Bond doing? Am I just way behind on he like?
Stops. Oh, it must be, yeah.
He has no clue that someone's bearing down on him.
Was that? Is that Judy?
OK, It was Judy, not Bond. My bad.
Even funnier what? You heard us talking about the
Bills and his ears were burning. What?
What was that? That is, that is the worst NFL
play I've ever seen. Judy, that was egregious.
What game are we watching? 2 minutes ago so I can catch up.
We're just watch. I just have red zone.
On red zone. I have every game up on this.
Oh my God, Judy. Did he?
Oh, he's got to be hurt. It's got to be his hamstring.
No, no, it's that thing you do when you when you cut.
He was about to put his foot in the in the ground.
And cut. OK, OK, OK.
Yeah, I. See, but he didn't.
He didn't think someone was behind him, so he was only
worried about the guys ahead of him.
He was, he was setting up a TikTok joke, Michael.
That is what he was. Doing TikTok joke.
Thank you. Yeah, this Davis.
Yes, Michael. Congrats.
You know, we were actually just talking about this like, who's
shittier? The Chiefs are the Bills and we
actually have determined that the the Chiefs are shittier.
I I didn't mean that. Well, I mean.
I was talking about your son. Elliot.
Elliot Elliot had to get handed to his mom during the fourth
quarter. Because I was, I was holding him
watching the game and my movements were becoming too
unpredictable, you know, trying to rocking.
I know we had a neighbor. Sleeping.
Oh, did I just say his name? Yeah.
Oh, it's Patrick Xavier. Hey, Patrick Xavier.
Lauren asked me that and I literally said what just
happened. I was like, Davis will slip up
and and say the name actually. Yeah.
My fault. We have April, We have Vivian,
We have Elliot, We have Julius, We have Garnett.
Shope, you keep my daughter's fucking name out of your mouth.
OK, that's. Your strange.
Someone tagged me this week saying that my daughter's name
was April. Like.
Really. That's really, Yeah.
Like this is like. You got tagged about OK.
Yeah, like that's I think I saw. This tag, yeah.
Well, cuz he was so confident that my daughter's name was
April, I didn't bother. Dang you.
What do you have to do with it? Jacob is in England.
Why? Radio Radiohead.
Oh my favorite. Wow, didn't even.
Call your favorite or are you being sarcastic?
No, it is. OK.
It is my all time favorite band. Wow.
All time favorite band. Number one.
You could have done an ADP chasing field trip with him.
Well, someone has to reach out. Someone has to be the one to
reach. Out.
You know, Jacob lives in Vancouver and is half my age,
but I would have gone probably. How are we doing today?
Good, bad, indifferent. Somewhere in between.
Pickam's Pickam's not doing great.
Yeah, the pick em the pick em. I show up.
I tried to get you to weigh in and give your thing, but you
never responded to my DM. It's.
My fault just too much. What would it have?
Been let us know what would it have been had I asked you?
Well, gives of course. No, no for the late Slate.
We only do the afternoon games. Pat would have hit, too.
Pat didn't realize either. Pat said.
Ken Walker and his would have hit too.
'Cause Jacob's like in Walker into something he likes.
And then I was like, Oh yeah, I love that.
Dude, Devonta Smith. Oh my God.
I think I would have just sort of gone all in on Jacksonville,
Arizona. Yeah, all of it.
What of, I mean, Holston? What?
Happened. That's the greatest category.
Odell Beckham. No, dude, dude, the summer it's
better. It's.
Devonta Smith. Yeah, I.
Haven't even seen it yet. Oh wow, that is a sweet catch
though. And.
They're going to give A.J. Brown a OK, they did.
They're, oh, they're going to give Devonta A touchdown.
Oh, he got stopped short. Now Hertz is going to get a 1
yard touchdown. Michael Carter, Michael Wilson,
Parker Washington, Trevor Lawrence, Britain, Strange.
And Then whatever else you guys wanted, that would have been my
play. You would have done, you would
have done 8 legs collared apron. I do remember it was not last
week, it was 2 weeks ago and it was the Jameson Williams body
converting, turning, leaping touchdown on the left sideline.
Don't fucking play with me brother.
Hurts TUD. Unstoppable.
How are you guys like? How's the season going?
Where are we focused like you're?
We're I have one in just like unbelievably disgusting main
event team that I'm just hoping pays for it all the whole year
I'm open. I'm hoping to get like third
place in the FFPC main event. All right, sounds where?
I'm at. Peter.
Main event stuff. Our teams with Sean and Gretch
are awesome. Both those teams are in first
place. Our 5K team with Leone is doing
well as well. We're that doesn't have the the
regular Sprint, but we're jockeying for playoff seeding.
There sad losses there, but. Yeah, and then we're we're
trying to fight here for Nico case with with with Steph, but.
Oh, I I actually have a good one every single I did three teams
on the NFC and they're all in first place.
Yeah, Oh. Nice.
It's broken social scene with with Draco and Zach is trying to
keep that miracle run alive. Tyler Shuck incomplete on 3rd
and long. He is up to 45 passing yards.
On pace. Is probably slightly behind
pace. When did he decide his name was
Chuck? Like why isn't it Chuck or?
I'm guessing an ancestor. I'm guessing, I'm guessing
someone in Look Chuck. If I had to guess, Scotland 200
years ago. It's got to be a move, the agent
decided, I think. You think his dad is shogi?
Do you think his? Dad says it differently.
I think he grew up as shrug at worst and now he's shocked
because see. To me it.
Looks like it. Should they all change that it
is? To me it looks like it should
just be show. That's how I'm gonna say it.
Right show's pretty. Good shuff shuff.
Shuff, I think. I think his dad is.
Shucks name. It's terrible.
Wow dude the Jaguars suck so bad.
They actually just jumped on 4th and one.
No one jumps on 4th and 1:00. And they did.
What is the over under points in that game?
Don't you want to go over whatever?
Lower now that they're not playing Bashel Tooton.
Yeah. Well, Shadur drops back, takes
forever in the pocket, but Garrett couldn't get there.
Looks like Caleb. Come on man, Come on.
Thanksgiving plans, anybody going away or just family stuff,
Peter? Just local local.
For us, yeah. Going over to my in laws like
normal. Foxborough on fire with the
Patriots three games up on the Bills.
Or almost. Yeah, they lost their offensive
line today. Yeah, it doesn't look great.
Campbell Oh, that hurts. It's real, real bad.
You sound real distraught as a Bills fan.
Yeah, you sound. How are you going to get over
it? Yeah, yes, someone had just
said. Yes.
Someone in the chat said is Schop capable of being
sarcastic? I think he just got your answer
right there when he said it sucks for the.
Patriots, by the way, Schopp's dad goes by his name is Brian
Schopp. That's the chop.
It was, it was Mike's. It was Mike's agent, Mike's
radio agent. Mike's radio agent may have
changed his name to. Joe Yeah.
So what's the what's the tenor? Everyone, everyone thinks
everyone's got to go. Beans got to go.
Mcdermott's got to go. What's his name?
Joe Brady's got to go. They all.
Got to go. I mean, yes, but let's give it
the rest of the season because nobody has ever remembered
anything that's ever happened before Thanksgiving in any one
of these years. So we'll see what happens.
I mean, they're going to Pittsburgh next week.
That'll be fun. Is that what they're?
What's the most likely postseason match up for them?
Well, what I've been betting is they're the six and they're
going to face Houston or Indian or Jacksonville as the three.
I have bet Indianapolis losing every game the West the rest of
the way. Yeah, that is looking pretty
fucking likely. It was close today.
It was close, but. It really, you know what is
funny is it really should not have been do you know the do you
know the Chiefs offensive success rate today 90. 90. 92nd
percentile success rate. Wow.
It's it's that they they you you realize it when they do get an
explosive play, how easy the rest of the offense looks
because is there is there any more automatic team on 3rd and
four like there there's not in like all of the NFL, but but
third and eight Zach. Zach, who was it?
Who are they going to credit that one not?
Garrett, Oh, Garrett, there's one.
See, I thought it was. I was.
Thinking. For some reason I was thinking.
For some reason, I was thinking he was 98.
I don't know. I don't know why.
Yeah, that's clearly, that's clearly Garrett.
So is Kareem Hunt just going to get every carry the rest of the
season for them? Like that's how.
No, no. No, no, they're going to give a.
Lot more. Can I please change?
So I think the I my read is they held Pacheco out because they
knew Hunt could do it this week, but they would like to get
Pacheco go because Pacheco is more likely to get an explosive
run than Hunt. Is.
And they they can keep Hunt in the role that he's in.
Like Hunt is the best short yardage rusher in the league.
He he has a higher success rate on 3rd and 4th down than Jalen
Hertz does. Michael Carter with like one of
the best. Don't pick 6 this God damn it
pick. 6 all right, Second, second and 27 miles.
Garrett is lined up about 9 yards wide of the left tackle.
Let's go. Come on.
And a Gino tipped ball to
Bowers. What is the final total on the
Dallas game going to be? Well, it's like I was going to
say it's like the Notre Dame game yesterday.
The live total was 70 and Syracuse didn't score. 70 to
nothing yeah, I. Mean whatever.
Whatever Nick Siriani wants to do.
What should that line be on Dallas 5050?
50. Four and a Half, 54 1/2. 54 1/2
Yeah, I'm going over right now. Please.
Oh, did he score this? Yeah, he's going to score.
That's not great for Chuck. I just said that, Davis.
I haven't. Seen.
It yet play by play of what? Happened.
You said is he going to score here?
And I just told you it was a big six Atlanta.
Just. Doesn't like it.
When school calls it off for not listening.
We've got some Saints, defense, FFPC teams I think.
How's the How's the rest of your?
Portfolio looking show. Not, not bad.
You know, it's a normal year like where you have a few that
are really good and then a lot of them that are terrible.
So you sort of you get to Week 12 and you focus on the ones
that are live and you know, I'm playing against a a Gibbs team
in a win or go home. That's that's tough 55, that's
tough 55 points. Luckily, luckily, you know where
you're going to be. Yes.
I'll be home. Sound like a real homebody.
Right here with my helmets. No, it's OK.
I, I feel like it's been a sort of a normal year, Pete.
Like it's, yeah, not perfect, but I think I got a lot, a lot
of stuff, right. The randomness is not your
friend. I'm OK.
As of right now, I'm advancing 1 fewer team than average in
Basketball Mania, which I would take as a massive.
Win. I always like Oh.
Arizona missed the field goal. That's actually huge for Tooten.
That's actually that's actually like massive for.
Huge for Tooten. Yes, let's.
Hope that's. Where we're at, yeah.
Oh no. A big Pickens catch, like a, oh,
halftime Pickens. Pete, let's pull it up, I think.
That counts as a broadcast. Jinx Yeah, we need Cowboys to
keep this game. For for the halftime one, for
the halftime one, I want Michael Wilson receptions or or yards.
All right, let's look here. Gibbs 55.
Big big, big Ferguson first down conversion.
What do you? Want to be fun?
To be together. Michael Wilson Michael Wilson
Receiving yards. Ferguson, he's at 69, he's got
to get to 94 receptions. Receptions.
What do I have with Tank? Oh.
Pat, that's so sharp. He's at 20 point.
Five You want rush attempts, PAT or yards?
Yards. Yards.
And. Shipley Dallas keeps scoring SO3
catches. Did Javonte in here?
I think if we we should pick if we're going to do one of the
backup running backs. Yeah, not Shipley is only third
down. Shipley doesn't get any of this
stuff. OK, Javonte stopped the one.
They're going to give it to him again, though.
Prescott Sneak Where has that been?
I think the Cowboys just all started.
Anyone else have a good halftime one?
What is Jacoby Myers receiving? Trey.
Trey Tucker. Looks like they don't have some
of these. Upright they the they don't have
it because they're reviewing if Tim Patrick caught this or not.
You're going to have to wait like half a second.
Dorch Davis, come on. Yes, yeah, I mean the, the, the
Jacoby said he might break his own record from last week. 47
completions. Did DAC DAC DAC threw a
interception? No, really.
Yes. Are you kidding?
No. Jesus.
Really. Second goal interception DAC?
Come on buddy. Like.
Like honestly, like horrible. Wow.
Horrible idea. That was just every.
We got to get this in cause because Bigsby Bigsby series
here all. Right.
What do we? Bigsby hammer it.
We need one more. Thing we need, we need Jacoby
Myers. It'll refresh like literally any
second. Try.
We want. Receptions.
Yards, Ferguson or reception. It doesn't matter either way.
Send it. Let's go, let's go receptions
with him. OK, Send.
It Tucker. All right, so Jacoby Myers, I'm
waiting for this to refresh. We could take Cowboys unders
because they're not going to play the fourth quarter.
I. Don't know.
Wow, 21 Lawrence got. Lawrence got sacked.
Yeah, they're not giving me the Jacoby stuff right now because
they're playing. Who gets the ball first?
It's over. It's at halftime.
Who gets the ball first? But because Dallas will play, if
they get the ball first, they'll play.
I don't know. And they'll score if they do so
then you're alive again, maybe. All right, I just here I I just
did that. I just did that on my own
because if your Pete's was. Messing up.
It's just not the Myers thing. It's just not.
Let me try. It it works for me.
Here you go. All right.
There you go, there's. Myers.
Private chatter, please. In the chat, yeah.
Lawrence has three completions at halftime.
I mean, they they've probably run about 11 plays.
Eagles get the ball first. Not great.
Oh what a fucking cutback from Dijon holy shit.
He looked like Jerry Judy the way he was placing.
His back cut, he did. He did it.
He did. His own ticket all.
Right. So where are we at, dude?
The the shudder sacks are going to be tough because the Raiders
cannot score. We're definitely, I feel like
we're definitely going to get the Miles Garrett sacks, though.
Tough. Is New England 10 and 2?
Yeah, they're 10 and 2. Yikes.
Man. Kirk Cousins is.
Have another buy? Yeah.
We 14 and. Steelers Week 14 by Yeah.
San Francisco also. They honestly should be.
It should be 11 and one. That Steelers loss was real bad.
I know, but Denver also has won eight straight.
Like, they're both one and they're 1:00 and 2:00 to 9:00
and 2:00 until today, and then Denver got the day off.
That's crazy. What a season.
It's so much fun this year. It the playoffs are going to be
wild because like if the Patriots have the one seed or
the Broncos have the one seed, like those are not they're not
that strong of teams. I.
Really. I really hope the Broncos.
I hope the Broncos get a one seed and I'll literally have
zero of them in the gauntlet. Like literally, I will not take
a Broncos player. And Baltimore is dying to lose.
By the way. Baltimore is dying to lose, and
they just will. Not they.
Why every AFC team is is dying. They're all.
Dying to lose. They're all dying to lose.
Yeah, right. The Ravens, the new vernacular
is they're playing with their food, right?
Is that what the young, the kids say?
So they're playing with their food.
Because like I thought, isn't playing with your food sort of
like you're, you're sort of like you're the better team, but
you're kind of like you're. Bored.
You're bored with. It Yeah.
You're bored with it. Yeah, Baltimore against The
Jets. I don't they look like like.
Cautious and are struggling to get food down.
Yeah. No, like playing with your food
is like when a team is up 40 and then they just go into prevent
defense and they just let the offense just continue to like
March down the field or. Honestly, the Bills play with
their food a little. No, the the Bills don't have.
The Bills don't have the. Horses.
Does the seal do? Have the horses on offense.
Does a seal facing the sun play with its food?
Like is that what slappy is define?
The Packers. Packers.
We're defining new things, I. Think the Packers play with
their food more than anyone? The Packers?
Yikes, yes, but they won what, 23?
Seven like. So, so the Eagles.
Are just going to easily. The Eagles are going to easily
be the NFC champions again, but the the AFC is truly wide open.
No, the Eagles are not going to win again.
Oh dude, they are unstoppable. I have some bad news the.
League will not allow it. They are, they are, they are
unstoppable. They, they're, they're just too
good, man. No.
The league tried to stop the Eagles from winning the Super
Bowl in the offseason, and they fell a couple votes short.
I think. Eagles.
The Eagles would still be unstoppable even without the
push. They, they, they are more
talented and they press every statistical edge.
They, they don't leave. They don't, they're like,
they're like an NBA team. That's awesome, but also only
takes the reason layups. They don't leave any expected
points on the field. Like I, I believe Kevin Cole did
this. Like he found out, like he found
a way to like grade coaches based on expected points, like
based on their decisions. And the Eagles were #1 by like a
bazillion, like Sirianni was was #1.
Really. What was he grading on?
Like play. Call like 4th down decisions
going for two down 14 like all the like small statistical
edges. No it.
Doesn't bring it brings me it brings me it brings me.
No joy to report it, But is there anyone who's more ready to
punt 4th and three midfield than Sean McVay?
That has changed. Kind of he's done it a couple
times and you only you notice it so much because it's so out of
character for him to do that. But it's not their normal way.
It's same, same thing with the 49ers. 49ers are drawn dead.
Too. Just bet Seattle for the whole
thing. They play the Rams at home.
What? No.
Seattle Seattle is also dead. Why Seattle's completely dead?
Why Seattle's just Broncos NFC? Yeah.
I. I just.
I, I don't, I don't, I think, hold on, let me pull up the
list. And I'll tell you.
Yeah. The defense is good.
They'll finish nine and eight. I'll tell you the teams that are
are are live to be in the conference championship.
What is our next show? It's not next.
It's I guess it's a week from Tuesday.
OK. Good, yeah.
All right, so the teams who can make their conference
championship, the Rams, the Eagles, the Ravens.
Seattle The. Bills.
The Ravens. The Ravens got Lamar.
They got Lamar, dude. Lamar does not look right.
I. Don't know man.
It's hard. It's pretty.
Dead. It's hard for me to say.
You know who you know who is? You know who's better than Lamar
fucking Daniel Jones and the Colts?
He looks slow and hurt and maybe a little bit fat.
Won't he get a? Little bit of my this is
probably a pretty weak 12 coated coated take from me talking
about that they can't make it like he could look a lot better
by the time he gets the playoffs.
So I'll, I'll back. Off yeah, and he missed, he
missed time like. Yeah, you're right.
By the time he gets the playoffs, Lamar could get hot.
I just, this is, you know what? You know what, I think that I
think the Broncos and I think the Seahawks and I think the
Colts are last year's Vikings. Remember, we kept doing Viking
sacks. We were like, dude, the fucking
idiot market participants, Do they even realize the Vikings
are sixth in Super Bowl odds? And then they just easily get
blown the fuck out in the wild. The difference with that though
is like clicking the Vikings skill position players last year
was really fun. Like Broncos are not fun cliques
like and then Colts it's just JT.
That's the only fun one. Well, Colts is.
I think Colts is actually really fun because you can get the
entire Colts team. Yeah.
Just have you know you can also you can also get every Chiefs
player. What is the line going to be?
Thursday. Night if you're thinking night
to make. The playoffs.
We did. Look dude, we we did.
This. Last year we did this last year
No dude, the Chiefs and then they just like they we.
Did this last year but they had the one seed.
They're legitimately 5050 to make the playoffs aren't they?
Don't they're like 50. No, not.
Not anymore. They were terrible 5 This change
team is better than last year. Pat, they just, they just won.
I know. What is the?
What is the they? Had to win to be in the 50s.
They were. Talking about you and me, you
and me. What is the spread?
Thanksgiving night, Bengals at Ravens.
It's not up yet. I want.
To go it's at. It's at Baltimore.
It'll. Be it'll be it'll be Baltimore
like minus. 10 1/2 all. Right, I would say 5.
It'll be, it'll be 7 and. 1/2 Oh no show show.
No. The times.
The Times has them up to. Two, you and I, you know, just a
friendly bet everyone. OK, I'm on the Bengals.
Why are you on the Bengals? Because I'm saying 5 and you're
saying 10 1/2. I know, but I'm asking why do
you have enthusiasm for Bengals? Burrow chase.
Every time they play it's 35343431.
This is the whole point of Burrow coming back.
The Ravens are secretly terrible so but.
The Bengals are The Bengals are not secretly terrible.
They're openly like, like proud to be bad and they have the
dumbest coach in football. Well, they don't know that, and
they're. I think.
Hoping to win games I think, but
Chuck. Chuck just cooking.
No, Mike, you, you got to understand like the Bengals are
profoundly terrible. They have a terrible defense
they're not going to have T against next week.
But the biggest issue is their coach has them as the least
prepared, least disciplined team.
Every like they are, they're down three points every game.
Well, fine if you want to give 10 1/2 with Baltimore.
You can. Coming back was like, wait,
what's the bet depending on them winning today?
What's the bet? Say the the line will be under 7
for that game. It'll it'll it.
It'll probably be 7 1/2. Oh, OK.
Yeah. No, I think that's that's fine.
Turpin just had like a 70. Maybe Burl?
Burl changes the line quite a bit.
Yeah. But the the thing the thing with
the the Bengals and the Ravens actually is that secretly their
non divisional games kind of don't matter because it's just
winning the division that's important to them.
That's how they get in. That's right.
And are they not in first place right now?
Pittsburgh lost, they won, so they're in first place right
now. The.
Ravens are, yeah. Wow.
All right, Chuck Demon, let's. Get How many more shogi yards do
we need? Let's see.
The Chiefs off the off the grid. So Karain, by the way, if you
just rest a season, if you give the Chiefs a win against the
Titans and the Raiders and don't adjust anything else, so games
are going to be favored by 10 points in, they'd be they're
80%. To make yeah there's times had
them up to 66 I think. You just got on the.
Podcast they said it'd be. 50 after but I.
Think that was hilarious? Devin Neil, is Camara out?
They said he was in the tent. All right, we've got a we've got
a Gino third down for a sack here.
The next two games are a cakewalk for Kansas City.
If, if the if the Chiefs lose to this Cowboys team.
Jesus, man. So what's the rest of the
schedule? You said?
Titans, Raiders, Cowboys. Who else they got?
They go. They go at Dallas, home Texans.
They very well might lose that game.
Home Chargers at Titans, home Broncos at Raiders.
Now it very well could be they have to win Week 18 against the
Raiders to be in. That could.
That could definitely happen. How many games do they need to
win to like, get in? 4.
Definitely at least four. If they if they just win their
next 4, they're 97% to be in. OK, so they have to go 4:00 and
2:00? Show I looked at the.
I pulled up some look ahead lines and.
We're. Directly in between it's at it's
at 7 -, 7 1/2 that's. What I said I.
Said seven and a. Half the market.
The market spoke. Thanksgiving night.
So what will Chiefs? I'll always be 5.
At it right now if you want to get 57.
And seven and a half. 5 is that, is that Kansas City?
Yeah. You got at Dallas. 7 1/2 at
Dallas. Pat, let me introduce you to
Thanksgiving tradition football. So Dallas is always home.
No, I know, I know. So at Dallas I think Chiefs by
6. 76 I like 6. Guys are all high chiefs -4.
Well, then we have Green Bay Detroit, we have Green Bay
Detroit in the morning, which will be Detroit -4 and they will
lose outright by 20. Detroit, I can't Fact Check the
second part but they are indeed -3.
I don't think they lose them by 20 man.
I have sat at this bar so many times and watched Detroit in the
morning when I'm sort of making mushroom tart lose to Green Bay
outright random plays. All right, well, here's to
Thanksgiving. It should be a great day.
Friday is Chicago, Philadelphia and that will be the Eagles by
6. Here's what I'll say if Caleb
Williams pulls off his heroics against Philadelphia and they
win on Black Friday, we're. Coming over?
Yes. I will issue an apology to
Caleb. Eagles -7 Show. 7.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thought that would thought that would get more of a reaction
from Davis. I'm sorry.
I was looking. He had gone over there with the
the spread. I was looking at one of my
scores. What I What did I miss?
I said if GAIL Williams beats the Eagles on Black Friday, goes
off some of his heroics, then I will issue an apology.
Yeah, I'll lock it up. You won't though.
Fine. Somehow he won't do that.
No, somehow he will do that. You'll be like, Nah, dude.
It was all DeAndre Swift. Nope, I will issue an apology.
Now. I get he has to have a good
game. He can't.
You're right. I will.
You're have. I did leave myself that out.
You. You did.
I think I should. He has to.
He has to have a good game. He can't suck.
No. Davis.
What are you apologizing for? Leadership.
Out of the quarterback is to win the game.
Pat, OH. My.
God, Davis, are you up all night?
No. Like what is your life like
right now? Can I ask that or?
My main, my main window is from like right now, like 5:00 PM
Geno took a sack. Gram.
This is your window to be dead. And like, oh, Geno Smith just
got this. Is it like you're not up at 2:00
in the morning? This is the deadbeat dad cast is
the. I think, I think miles, Miles I
think got half of that. Yeah.
What? What is the sideways you're
talking about? Yeah.
It says on the IT says on Underdog's screen that we got
that. We hit Miles Garrett there.
You go Bang Bang. So Bashal Tooten returned the
kickoff, which is pretty bearish, right?
No. No, not not bearish.
Well, he's not on this drive so. Just text me later, it's fine,
whatever. He's in the he's in the game.
Pickens Touchdown. Pickens.
Pickens from the one. Yeah, I just saw the Ferguson.
I would not have guessed the Pickens.
That's big Ferguson to the one, and then Pickens.
Wait, did they? Did they take it?
Did they take it away now? Nope, it's good now.
It's a game. No, no, the Miles Garrett sack.
Oh, you're right, Davis. They took it back.
No take backs, Jeremy. We should we should have
screenshotted it. Yeah, in the box score it says
Oh no, Yeah, they gave it to Collins.
Crap. Brenton Strange, 2 for 54.
ET ends in first and goal. Come on.
Lawrence touchdown interception, It was in the Who's number
three? Who is number 3?
That guy should be cut right now.
Who? Is #3.
Cut. No, Washington's 11.
Wait, wait till you guys see this.
I mean, this is a fucking touchdown.
Is Jacoby 3? Jacoby's three.
That's Jacobs. That's Jacoby.
He has to be cut. Wow, that.
That is, that is inexcusable. Pick up that we put a bit.
That is that that is inexcusable.
I have never No, that is not no, you guys are not allowed to
laugh at Lawrence on that one. That that was that was not
Lauren. I mean.
No one wants. No one wants.
That that is so bad. How did that happen?
He gave up. He just thought he had it.
He just was like, oh, I have it. And he just let the defender
take it from him who the pass was behind him.
It was no, no, you guys, oh, no one knows anything about
football. It's so annoying.
Oh man. Can we talk about Thanksgiving
or no? Yeah, yeah.
Favorite side pet? Do you cook?
No, no, no. My grandmother makes this
stuffing or made this stuffing, Yeah.
Incredible. I'm a huge yeah, my my in laws
call it dressing here in the in the Northeast, but it's by far
my favorite. Yeah, sausage.
Kind of spice them a little
spicy sausage. It's corn.
It's cornbread stuffing. Like a like a chopped fine,
finely chopped celery. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So. Good.
What do you make show? I make a mushroom tart.
I make a gratin with ramps and morels like a certain honeycomb
kind of mushroom that's super good and then I pass out by 6.
Maybe not going to stay out for this big Bengals Ravens game.
I'll watch it in the morning. I always no pecan.
Pie in the gravy. Yeah.
My father-in-law makes the Turkey and then I make the
gravy. My father-in-law makes our
Turkey. He's 86.
I just trust it, I guess. It's my wife's father.
And like, OK, this is what we're doing, but let's try to help out
in other ways, all right? 3rd in long, third in long here.
Get back to work. Shuck demon still getting us
yards. That's all he does, man.
He was put on this planet to get yards.
What's a lava today? Fucking the fucking Falcons have
the ball. 3 for 21 a lava. I don't know why I thought the
Saints had the ball. There's a Michael Wilson catch.
Good. Man, I'm still so fucking tilted
about this Trevor Lawrence interception so.
I think Wilson is ball for 70. 5I.
Don't think it was his. Did you see this last replay?
The ball was tipped OK. I think the chat's actually.
Right. Do you want to maybe give the
chat? I think it was all.
Laurent absolutely not. No, no, no, I am not.
I am not apologizing to these you've met.
Wow, I think that would be a kind of an olive branch for your
relationship with the chat. When they all apologize to Caleb
Williams. Another win today.
Is there anything Davis wants less than to give an olive
branch to the chat? Literally, literally, literally
nothing. Yeah, 8 for 75.
Wilson already early 3rd. Like is that gonna happen again?
Is he going 15 for 200 again? Yes.
Yep. Wow.
Yeah, we put him in our in our second-half, one with two more
receptions. So that's going.
To be Caleb Williams gets the Eagles, the Packers, the Browns,
and the Packers over the next 4 weeks.
So. He looks good.
He's going to go. He's going to go undefeated.
I mean, and that like, at that point, he can literally poop his
pants four times in a row. If they go undefeated, I might
apologize. That would be very impressive.
Jacoby just made a play. So do you guys remember the play
where Kyler Murray fumble and then like concussed himself?
Jacoby just had that same play, picked the ball up off the
ground and completed it for a first down.
It's unbelievable. They're in the third quarter
though they're. In the in the.
First Packers game it was not complete for a first down, but
it was still a completed pass is the.
First pack, third. And 14 after that play, just to
be clear. Hang on, it's.
Now third and 14. I know.
Jacoby's about to convert it too.
Not great. Is the first Packers game in
Chicago Let. Me see this game is at Green Bay
and then in. Chicago.
That that could be, that could start to get sweaty for Jordan
Love. Oh, there's a penalty, there's a
penalty. So it was.
Here's when Here's when my apologies might not matter is
that the Bears get the 49ers in Week 17.
That that's you would love to have Caleb Williams.
On Yeah, that's going to be hot. Yeah.
Oh, Pat, what is the mnemonic for Chicago San Francisco in
week 17? Golden Bears.
That's right.
Or if some of us know it as Chicago at San Francisco, well.
Yes, but but you memorized. I thought we had.
I thought we had a better one for that one and now I'm
blanking on it. And we had a couple different
ones, but. I think the one I keep thinking
about is like bourbon and Broadway, the one that sort of
tilted. Me was like.
Yeah, Titans versus Saints. Titan Saints, can't we?
Just How is it easier to remember that than Saints?
Titan, I don't know you. Just remembered it based on
because. You're good at remembering
things clearly. You, you clearly have very like
most people when they hear something that don't have a
strong connection. The Saints and the Titans don't
play each other a lot. So you don't remember that
that's who plays. You do because you're good at
remembrance stuff. But bourbon and Broadway, that's
a connection between the two drinks that everyone gets drunk
on. Do you want to know how I know
the Giants play the Raiders? Dyson, Winston?
It's just it. It rolls right off, right off
the tongue. Who?
Dyson, Dyson, Dyson. Dyson Winston, Who's?
Who's Dyson? Keep up.
OK, it's changing it up on us. Yeah, bow, bow and arrow was the
it's. Still.
Bow and arrow come. On still ETN.
Yeah, we're probably on on Tooting the Tooting breakout.
It was not as promised. Didn't happen.
I just didn't. I honestly, I just didn't think
that them trailing to the Cardinals was really in play.
I I got to be honest. I just I mean they're playing
they're playing ETM like every snap like ET NS gonna have like
an 80 something percent snapshare like.
Yeah, that game it is. So early in that game it is.
Oh, Tooten. Oh, Tooten's in.
Tooten's in. It is so early in that game.
I'm trying to. I'm trying to.
Settle down so. Early I'm like CTN so bad.
We we need a tooten yard run here tooten.
Strong conversion, 5 yards strong.
Let him cook, let him cook. Would have been all time if I
got the numbers wrong and that was Laquin Allen.
Honestly, Davis, the only thing better than that would have been
if it was still ETM. Still ETM.
I know, I know the difference between 1 and 33.
I don't even know what number. La Quint or yeah, Where's La
Quint? Where?
He's 36. It's actually pretty easy to mix
up, yeah. Yeah.
All right, let's go. OK.
They're five wide. Oh no, they're pulling Tooting
off. Tooting's out wide.
Oh no, he's out. He's.
Out wide bottom of the screen. I'm running.
I got sad. Dude, they love him out wide,
they're giving him opportunities as a receiver, they love him.
Dude that probably should have been DPI should have got.
I guess he made a play on the. Ball Tooting on the one would
have been nice. He made a play on the ball.
I mean, the ball hit the defender in his back.
No, that's DPI man. He never looks back.
I thought I thought it was DPI if you don't look back.
That's what I'm saying. You didn't look back.
Fuck, ETN is about to score out of the one.
Good. Dude this toot and stuff is so
till. Right and strange.
There was a flag on that, all right, Miles Garrett rushing the
passer. You.
Got it out. Just.
Powerstrop. Light a cigar.
You guys have cigars? I bet, I bet you.
Get one. I bet the Raiders in this game
just. Come on.
Let's. Crap rock when you need.
Them I bet, I bet the Raiders -4 in this.
Game just I mean, it's too you're too young to think like
this. You're too young to be, Oh, is
Miles Garrett on the field? So if you're tilting that we're
we're sweating defensive players.
So if we have, we have Miles Garrett's SAC prop.
I'm not. Tilting at all.
I'm just, I'm on the show. I'm just sort of worried for you
all like I'm the oldest 1 here and like just kind of let it
ride, right? Let it ride.
So let something ride means you have something that.
Won in the. 1st place The concept of this stream is that
we sweat our pickums. Oh no, I'm I'm a guest.
You're right. ETNETN split out wide 2nd and
18. Oh, they must have called the
They called the ETN run back by holding.
If I'm not sweating, am I living?
Am I actually here? Am I doing my job?
Jacoby Jacoby caught that one. He well that they they actually
already cut him after what happened.
In the imagine, imagine if imagine if I was in charge of
determining how much Jacoby Myers got paid and if he got to
be on the field. That dude would be fucking on
the scout team playing safety a la a la Baker Mayfield.
Well, Davis Koby. Myers would project for like 12
points on the practice squad. What you want here is a sack and
a field goal. I do just need to remind you
Davis, for as much as you hate Jacoby Myers, you did suggest
putting him in our pick em entry like literally 15 minutes ago.
And he and he's gonna and he's gonna easily hit too.
I. Don't know about.
It and he just scored a touchdown.
Wow, look at this. Too bad he's cut.
What you want here is a touchdown from Jacoby Myers.
All right. I played Jacoby Myers.
Part of the reason why I'm tilting is I played Jacoby Myers
in cash and he had zero points up until now, but now he's
scored, so we're good. Wow.
Dude out. Just just another week of just
easily fucking owning all these idiots who play me.
Main Event. Main event.
They should have cut Jacoby and that could have been Parker WA.
Remember the Remember the two legendary Parker Washington
weeks? Sure, do all.
Right guys want a main event update?
Yes, sure. Projections 160 versus 159.
Five win or you're out. Jeez, is.
The should I show it? Is the regular season?
Is the regular season done this week?
Yes. Fuck.
Yeah, all. Right, so I've got my one team.
Oh shit I have a disgusting sweat on one of these.
Yeah, it's tough. This one is tough.
Oh, I have Bowers going in one. 2.
Got it. Just doing nothing.
They're kind of the the FFPC playoffs kind of always sneak up
on me. They're the best I know.
It's just the best. Like, well, you just.
For me, I'm always sweating week 15 because of the best ball
stuff. Do you have it, Pete?
Oh, sorry, yeah, let me get this up here.
I'm on the right. Oh, this is my screen.
That's yours. Here you go.
All right, here we. Go.
I like how you. Kind of armedly cropped out the
opponent. To kind of protect.
Their innocence. Like Dragnet.
Yeah. All right.
There we go. Brucette Dowdle.
Gente Watson is done. I'll take 9.9 puka.
Henry. Yeah.
Kyron Piersol and then on the left.
Wait, which team is yours left or?
Right on the right. You're Ridgemont.
Yes. OK, OK.
Yeah, this is a barn burner by Projected Points.
Darn old Gibbs. Hi.
Judkins has two Mooney, Slayton and Garts Auten, Jonathan
Taylor. Vine Hawkinson is pretty much
dead at this point. Like for all time fair Baron
Baltimore. That Judkins line is hilarious.
2 touchdowns on 17 yards rush. I know it's not done.
No, we're so early. All right, guys, we are in, we
are in huge Max Crosby territory.
It is second and 19. This is this is we, we got to
have it right here. Got to have a territory for us
to get there, Garrett. What do you need?
One sack. No, we need 2.
We he he currently, he currently has zero because the the Browns
have been leading and and he Chadur, if he is has his wits
about him, we'll step up in the pocket on this one to avoid the
sack. So that should be good for
getting a sack recorded. Oh, they're running it all
right. It's going to be third and
12:00-ish, so they can't can't run on 3rd and 12.
I guess we have the lead. Maybe you can.
Browns Raiders suck so bad. Yeah, I did.
I did. I did notice that to Matt Barnes
is next to Deion Sanders in the box for some reason.
Isn't Matt Barnes like podcasting now?
Doesn't he have some show? Yes, I mean, every NBA player is
podcasting now and. In the case of Patrick, Beverly
probably shouldn't be. Probably shouldn't be.
All right, All right. They're showing the close up on
Crosby's face. He's lined up.
Come on. All right, Sugar dropping back.
Crosby beats his guy. Oh, Max, that was a weird pass
rush move. Oh my God, Fannon got the first
down. Fannon.
Look at fannon. Joseena Anderson is for sure
posting that video. Oh.
That's funny. Has there been a more
embarrassing quote? Journalism.
Hearing the water for Yeah. In sports.
That's. Pretty bad the mat recently.
Like just Oh my God, turn in your badge.
Nice, nice first down conversion from McBride.
Yep. Yeah, we're we're not going to
get these Crosby sacks. They're just is not going to be
the the Browns are not going to pass enough.
You're not, but Arizona Jacksonville should end 3431.
No, the the both teams are happy to have 10 minute drives here.
No, no, no, no, no. That game's going to Michael
Mayer out. Ian Thomas Time.
That game's going to pop. That's why these teams exist on
the planet, so they can give us. Except they they do not
philosophically agree with you though.
Well, somebody. Gets an accident they don't
want. They don't want that.
I love it. He's about to throw it to
Michael Wilson again. I don't know.
Scores really slowed down here. I had some stuff, I had some
stuff cooking that is no longer no longer cooking.
Would have been really nice if Rashi just decided to score one
of those. He's just like destined to Max
out at 25 points. Like regardless of what he does,
it's like aren't you score 2 touchdowns, you get 25, you get
150 yards, you get 25. Where you guys at with this?
Cause I've been thinking about this too.
Andrew talking about CD with Pickens.
Oh, I, I think, I think you should legitimately be worried.
Yeah. To what extent?
Percent just took. What do you do for the?
Yard sack. No, it's just like recalibrating
where I mean we were taking what, CD top five, top 6.
I mean, he's what? He's more of a mid second round
pick right with. I think he's better than that
still. Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
But like we take, we take the number 2 on teams and that's.
True. Oh fuck.
Crosby had him and he got rid of he got rid of the ball.
Is Pickens on the team next year?
Yeah, I think so. They're talking about
franchising, franchise. Tag, Yeah.
So much money. Dallas.
Yeah, because, yeah, I mean, even with the because there were
stretches last year where Higgins was like out targeting
Chase over like a six or seven week, but Chase still had the
nuclear ceiling. We just haven't seen the ceiling
game from CD with layer up in the lineup.
That's the part we've we're missing right now.
Yeah, you've. Heard it's in there.
Like. 14 point weeks if you drop like the 35 every once in a
while. Right.
Also, like every Cowboys game has just kind of been weird.
Like they've been like totally like disintegrated like non
competitive in some of them. So that's messed with his
scores. But Pickens also, I mean, I
think pretty clearly Pickens was underrated by the market because
he played for those dealers. For sure.
Who's going the seventh round before the trade like it was
ridiculous. You know what's you want to
know? Something that's so funny is
Pickens is going to be a 2-3 turn pick next year and Higgins
is going to fall way they're. Going to flip.
Yeah, they, it. It's just always whatever's the
hottest. Yeah, yeah, so funny.
And, and Devonta. Devonta will come back up
because he's like having a pretty good year.
And A.J. Brown will fall.
It's just, yeah. So Pickens wrong guys.
Traded really want to. See Bronze Bryce is going to be
a first round pick next year. Pickens will be. 2-3 turn. 210.
Yeah. Right about there.
OK. All right, third and seven for
the Eagles. Big play.
No, it doesn't matter. 70 points.
Here they come, incomplete. Pat, Who's going to be the wide
receivers for the New England Patriots next year?
Let me see the free agent class. Diggs will be there for sure.
Didn't he just? Get a one year deal.
He'll be there though. I JSN the one O 1 I still think
the. Demon.
Running back over him and I think puka will go ahead of JSN.
Chucked him in 15 yards. Why do you think puka would go
ahead of JSN? Yeah, that I can't.
I can't agree with that. You don't think there's
something about this season is just like this, like little
greenhouse that they've been able to?
Like, see, I so it's so interesting you say that.
I literally, I literally, I literally think it's the
reverse. I think it's that he's actually
in a way being held back by the little greenhouse and that if he
were in a more conventional like throw it 570 times offense, his
ceiling would be even higher. His weekly ceiling would be
higher, but he would also be turning in lower scores.
Lower efficiency, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I mean I think his he
would turn in worse games. Like the the steady nature of it
makes it like, Oh my God, this guy, he can't.
I mean. Where Where are you at on puka
coming off the field? Will they run this crazy 13
personnel stuff? I think that's some random shit
that's happened this year sometimes for few games and when
you think about 2026, it's not a data point that matters.
But I still think like JS NS game is just Even so much better
for fantasy with how deep his A dot is and he's just he's
getting the volume but it's so deep down the field where the
puka stuff always plays a little bit better in PPR than it does
on underdog anyways. Yeah, I, I just think like, I
just don't believe in Sam Darnold on some level.
Is, is part of like when you, you could put me another season,
you know, offensive line shuffles around, maybe the
defense isn't as strong, whatever it is, like, maybe
Kubiak's gone right. Kubiak might be a head coach
somewhere. I, I don't know.
I, I just think it's a magical season when you look a season
ahead. I'd rather have puka.
I I got another one for you. Assuming JJ McCarthy does not
get any better and the roster is the same, where does Justin
Jefferson go next year? Yeah, weren't you and Jacob
having this combo on? Yeah, I was.
I was too low to begin with, but I think the consensus was too
high. Like everyone responded. 3rd
like 111. See everyone who responded to my
tweet said like 2-3 turn and I was like, that feels hard to me.
I think it I think it'd be 2-3 turn.
Someone someone made an interesting point.
I don't remember. I don't remember who said this,
but someone made the point of either either JJ McCarthy
improves or the quarterback is different because you cannot
conceivably run back another season with this guy as your.
I think McCarthy is done. I think they're going to cut
bait right away. I do purple insider every week.
It feels like the vibes. Look at today.
I mean, they couldn't even. Did they get you 10 points?
Yeah. The other thing is it's over.
If you think about like Garrett Wilson, I think with Zach Wilson
was was a second round pick. I actually think 2-3 turn might
be late. I think he would probably early
second round. I think it would go early second
round. This is the first quarterback
Jefferson has ever had that he couldn't thrive with.
Like, they're just not gonna, they're not gonna wait around.
They'll they'll put pre. Produce with everyone.
Mullins The. Pastronaut, yes.
Yeah, even even Dobbs, the only, the only other guy who he wasn't
able to get there with was like the like the 3/4 of Jaron Hall.
And and McCarthy's efficiency has been like Josh Rosen level
bad. Like this is not you don't you
don't stick this out. I mean, maybe if it improves
dramatically from here, right? But it's not going to and.
I think it's over for. McCarthy, I think it's over.
And so the, the thing that will be interesting this year is
there are we, we talked about this on ADP chasing last time.
There are maybe 12 to 14 teams in the NFL that do not have a
quarterback solution in their left.
Like it's going to be tough for a lot of these teams to figure
out what to do and maybe the rookies aren't great.
They're not. They're it's, it's like a
historically bad rookie. Class.
It's a really. Really.
Bad quarterback class. So is Matt Jones getting 30
million? Dollars in a year?
In a trade for somebody or is a. Trade for him.
You guys have to see this Trevor Lawrence interception.
This is this. Oh wait, we want this.
Let's go. No we don't.
Yes we do. You won by shell 2.
Series no. Come on.
Tight Taysom Hill rush attempt. I think there are a 1/3 of the
league is in dire straits. Even the Steelers, like what are
they doing? Oh, the.
Steelers just got a. Quarterback next year.
There's there's 4 rushes for Taysom.
So McCarthy headed into the year, headed into the week at
was at -9 ish EPA per game, which is by far the worst in the
league. Today he had -16.9 EPA.
God, yeah. I mean, it'll be, it'll Mac
Jones will be their quarterback who's another who's another
Mcshanny tree guy. They can get in.
Honest to God they'd be better off with Garoppolo.
Is Garoppolo even in the league? He's a Rams backup, I think.
Garoppolo's the exact kind of plug and play Kevin O'Connell
quarterback. Where's that?
Why don't just get Nick? Just get Nick Mullins back.
Garoppolo's a free agent. You could sign him.
Does black own start next year for somebody?
Probably, yeah. Does Rogers?
If he. Wants to play.
Does Winston if he wants to play the Steelers starter.
Does Wilson if he wants to play? No, I don't.
Wilson. Wilson is cooked.
There are so many. I'd rather have Mason Rudolph
than JJ McCarthy. Yeah.
Good name. Mason Rudolph is not a free
agent though, so you'd have to trade for Mason Rudolph.
That's pretty. Is that right?
Chuck Demon just got. Signed through next year, the.
DPI. Where's the, where's the guy
that said we were, we were defending JJ McCarthy?
We're we're like naming every back and forward back in the
league saying we'd rather have it.
Where's that guy? Oh, dude, you know what?
Kyler and the Vikings would be kind of fun.
I could sell myself on that. Kyler Murray will play for
somebody else Week 1 next. Year, probably.
Probably the Raiders. Kyler.
Kyler to the Raiders is just like, too perfect.
OK, yeah, Kyler, the Raiders feels pretty plausible.
There's there. Oh, I thought that was Taysom,
but it was Shuck with a quarterback draw.
We're one Wi-Fi drop off from Davis away from Sporkle map.
Oh, late late hit on Berset. Hurt, not hurt.
Really. Yeah.
Who's that backup?
Hayden Slovis. Hayden who?
Caden Slovis from USC. Caden Slovis I think.
Big winner. No, he's really bad.
Here's what I think that we maybe we should do is have the
NFL will take take the Browns and the Browns have to start a
different quarterback every four weeks.
Haven't they done this for 20 years?
But they, but they're mandated to, to do it no matter how they
have to try to win games and they have to.
And their job is to farm new quarterback talent so that we
can get better quarterback play. They they just go through guys,
see who's got something and then they can go, they can go play in
the real NFL after that. Love it.
Why was Trey Tucker not looking? Saints around the one, Yeah.
For the Raiders. Camara is out for this game.
Yeah. Yeah, Davis tried to take take
some hill carries and we were like, come on, Davis.
And then? Yeah, and now he's got it.
Oh, actually he's throwing it, so he wouldn't have got it.
He just threw it right there so he wouldn't have gotten the
rush. So he's at 4:00.
He scored. No tipped.
Oh no, he does have 5 rushes. It would have hit less fun
though. Yeah.
Should we look at Sunday night pickups?
Tampa Rams? What's Terence Ferguson?
Terence Ferguson like No Otten. Otten is.
Otten is dead. It is.
It is super over for him. Godwin.
Yeah, yeah, Otten is Otten is cooked.
I do like, I do like Alt alt Ferguson up to like 39 1/2
yards. Sean Tucker like longest rush or
something. What's your, what's your read
there, Corrine? Do you think they will play Ferg
or do you think it'll be like Davis Allen and Colby Parkinson
more? They're going to play all of
them. So I think I think Parkinson
might act honestly be the best bet for like targets.
But it's thin cuz he his rap participation has been up over
the last couple weeks. Parkinson.
Only like 36%. He's 19 1/2 yards, Ferguson's 20
1/2 and Allen is 9 1/2. Allen, I think, is pretty much I
I'm not playing Allen. He's a he's just a blocker,
yeah. But but Parkinson and Ferguson
both get targeted when on the field.
Who is wide receiver 3 on the Rams with Atwell on IR?
Whittington. There's another.
Guy too. Anybody else gave your wheat?
And not whatever is that is. He no Xavier Smith, Kanata
Mumfield. Thank you.
Kanata Mumfield, they play in like their like their heavy
stuff because he's a good blocker or a better.
Can I recommend somebody like that?
Because like I just watched Tampa in Buffalo last week and
everybody was open without Jamal Dean on the field the whole
time. And if you're McVeigh, don't you
sort of we had, we've had these games with McVeigh where like
there's somebody random deep for a 50 yard catch.
Somebody like that should be live on the Rams, I think.
I think Puka's just going to feast because he's going the
well and Adams probably, but. I like Puka too, but it's not
the playoffs. It's just somebody like just
let's just fool around and somebody's open.
Somebody Fast is open down the field for a big one that we
don't know who he is. Yeah, that would be.
That would be Xavier Smith Judkins.
Judkins just got in church. I couldn't tell what it was.
It looked. Like, yeah, I can't tell what it
was either. I'll bet Xavier Smith this is
Xavier with an X or AZ like the Vikings guy.
With an XI mean he he probably. Just needs 10 I think.
I think yeah, might be you can. Cut Yeah, Xavier Smith doesn't
even have stuff up on. Really.
Underdog. Yeah, 'cause he's like their
wide receiver 5. Perfect.
Hurts Smith. First down, I will say, oh,
sorry, I hate that phrase. Everybody's saying that now.
I will say hate that now. Our second-half needs Bigsby has
not been in, but two more catches from Michael Wilson, who
might not get it now Brissette is out and Jacoby Myers just got
his third reception, so Jacoby hit.
Brissette isn't coming back. I would assume not as Cadence
Lovis came in and he's in the tent.
Yikes. All right.
Xavier Smith. Anytime.
Touchdown. I bet it's like. 20 to win 300.
Yep, 15 to 1. Yep, let's go.
I don't love NO22. No, it's that great.
All right, when Pete comes back, I'm going to bow out.
Pete went to dinner. Oh, I guess they showed
Brissette sitting on the bench, no one working on him so maybe
he is coming back in. Oh, come on, Needham, in that
main event. Needham.
Yeah, I don't even know. I don't even know what I need in
these second halves. I thought I had some good teams
on the Underdog VR, but it is not looking that way too much.
Justin Jefferson. Our main event team, by the way.
Probably too late, but up by 100.
I do love that man. You know what a Devonta Smith?
A Devonta Smith touchdown would actually do something for me.
Maybe. Pat, what's your read for the
splits between Tucker and White tonight?
Tucker, Baby. Yeah, that's what I think too.
White has just been. He's been so bad.
Like so so bad. Yeah.
Also I went back and plugged in Tucker.
I gave him I think 125th pick in the drafts and he comes out, he
came out as an early 2nd dynasty pick and his closest comp was
Chuba Hubbard. I'm like, right, yeah, we did
like this guy pre draft when we didn't think he was going to go
and draft because of a undiagnosed heart thing.
So this isn't like, you know, he's not a rando, right?
He's a he was a legit. Prospect.
He was a very productive college player who went undrafted
because of medical stuff. Right, which he was then cleared
of, but not until after the draft.
And then he's had to like most UDFAS, you have to prove it like
8 times before they they take you seriously.
Shudder deep drop back Max in. Harold Fan close.
I can't believe the Browns are going to win this game.
Dude. Chador has not played well.
He's been OK. He's been OK.
He's been OK, better. Than I thought he.
Played better. He played better than I thought
he would, yeah. He played better than JJ
McCarthy. Got to give him that.
Oh yeah, I'll check on his his stats real quick.
Chador to this point, is it -4 EPA?
Not not that. Bad.
That's about right. Not good.
Oh, Judkins is back out there. Oh wow nice I have a 555 that
was in like 6th place today and is now in second Gibbs because
of Gibbs and has Judkins on it so would like this is like my
chance to actually advance this sucker.
I haven't the rice team got advance these rice 55 fives
right? Gibbs, you guys race very good.
All right, we're we're going to have like a third and long like
a third and 17 here. Want to see a Gibbs team from
Kentucky? Yes.
We can't share the screen though because.
We're not in charge. Yeah, that was Samsung.
Judkin, I get Judkins was off talking to Stefanski.
I thought he was coming back in. Yeah, he's not playing.
OK, take him. Out Why win after the play was
over? Personal call.
That is a very soft call. That is, that is so soft they
called a penalty for tackling him too hard 55.
Point. 50 I got, I got some bad news.
Oh, nevermind. Maybe good news.
They gave Laquint Allen a short yardage rush and he didn't get
it. Still bad.
Oh, and he's punting. And Liam Cohen is punting 4th
and one midfield. From his 30, same thing.
Still bad, still bad. That's a team that should want
to make the playoffs. I.
Mean, I think they're trying. So he's doing that because?
I'm actually that's the. Way to win games.
Realizing for the Chiefs, I would actually far rather the
oh, Dylan Sampson long run 20, Yarder 25.
Yarder. Here comes Dallas No.
I would actually greatly prefer the Jaguars to lose a lot of
these meaningless games. I realized for Kansas City to be
the seven seed. Right, right.
They're a problem. Yeah, well, especially because
Kansas City does not have the tiebreaker against them.
But I am betting the Colts to lose out.
Did you already bet this? I did.
You bet it before the Chiefs game.
I did Wednesday 9 under eleven wins.
Under eleven wins I'll find it was like plus 150.
Plus 150. Show 11 1/2 wins was yes, it's
true. So that's not they they could,
they could win. They could win two more.
They're going to play Houston twice, awful defense matchup,
Jacksonville twice, also awful defense matchup.
They go to Seattle like, I mean, Jacob's not here, right?
We can just talk like friends. Yeah.
Yeah, everyone, everyone knows it's Fugazi.
So they have, they have, they have eight wins.
I guess. They they can win two more.
Plus 140 was under 11 1/2 wins for the season.
Under 11 1/2 wins, OK. Oh, Crosby whiffed.
He had him. Oh, Max.
Why? Chiefs to miss the playoffs plus
750. Or sorry, Colts?
Chiefs already was that. I bet that too.
Colts to miss the playoffs, plus 750.
Damn they they held, they held Crosby and he still almost got
him. Fuck, I don't think I'm ever
using a SAC prop in these ever again.
This is way too miserable of a sweat.
Just like let like shoulder, shoulder, letting that go right
there. A 1 1/2 SAC prop 1/2 a half
sacks. Oh God.
Quarterback stat in Dallas. All right, second and 23.
Here we go. Come on, shooter.
Lamb 3 for 27, Pickens 780 and one early 3rd.
OK. It's going to be third and 25.
Yeah. No, you you can't.
Come on, Max. You can't live like this.
I can, I can, and I will. Was that a Seinfeld reference,
by the way? Was that the psychiatrist in
Seinfeld you just said? No, I I do know what you're
talking about, but it was not, it was not intentional.
When Kramer goes to Elaine's boyfriend, who's the
psychiatrist, and he says something like you can and you
will, he says to him, is that what that was, not that.
It was not that intentionally. OK.
All right, Max. Fuck.
No come on. Damn shitter almost threw a
pick. More downs all.
Right. Can we get, can we maybe get
some Bowers receptions on this? Drive, No.
What a tease. That one crazy Bowers game is
going to. End up.
I know. Yeah, I mean, 7 for seven
against the Cowboys, not like a horrible game, but.
It was disappointing, though. It's a Cowboys like, yeah, yeah.
What are the Raiders thinking? Like, are they just Pete
Carroll? Chip Kelly?
Phino's. Got to go.
You got it. Over.
Pete Carroll's got to go the. The crazy thing is it's like,
what are you going to do? You going to, you going to do
another rebuild, your like 19th consecutive rebuild.
Yes. You don't have a, you don't have
a quarterback. Kyler.
Yeah, Kyler. I don't think what's the point.
Or Brady. Dude that's you saying what's
the point? Makes it so much more likely for
it to be a Raiders. What did I miss?
Honest. Like, literally.
Nothing. Nothing.
Did you miss Dallas is driving? Jacoby Myers.
Jacoby Myers got the receptions, Tank Bigsby has literally not
been in the game since we placed that and Michael Wilson is 1
reception short. Does Brock Bowers exist or still
no? No.
Is this been like the worst time ever to need a quarterback?
Yes, pretty much. I think what I would do if I was
one of these teams is I would just like put together a big
package and try to get DAC. Exactly.
Through an. Interception as you said that
which is so funny. He's going out.
Literally, literally, literally as you said it, he throws an
interception to a defensive lineman.
That's. Brutal.
In this game, I need that. I need Jerry to be out.
I need Jerry to be like, this is not the guy.
I think, I think there's a penalty on the Eagles, though.
Good. Keep it close.
National game. Come on, Davis, don't.
You think DAX the best quarterback you could
realistically get? I think he's the best
quarterback. To believe.
Dallas, Dallas would love to. Dallas would love to trade him.
And do you know, and do you know how you do that?
Like you do something with a deep fake like you, you get
across Jerry's desk, this voicemail that Dax Lee was just
saying something bad about Jerry.
It'd just get Jerry impulsively trading him for peanuts.
He would. He would totally fall.
Oh man, put us in charge. Hire us.
Hire us dude, our resume is just
like 3 out of five pick em entries hitting.
We got to hit some DAC overs. Oh my God, another another CD
drop. Another CD drop dude.
Welcome the third round, buddy. There's there's no way, right?
No, he's going to be, he's going to be his the, the 1-2 turn the
same way he was last year. Yeah, he'll be fine.
Yeah. Lamb St.
Brown Last. Year I do I, I really think
Jefferson's ADP because like it's going to be hard for me to
drop Jefferson at like 15th if, if this is the quarterback
situation. It won't be this though.
It'll be this plus something. That talk lets us talk ourselves
into it. Like if it's Mac Jones, send it.
If it's Max Jones, I think he might.
He might be the 101. Cowboys missed the kick.
Jones up pretty. Shock just completed a pass to a
lobby. What's he 118?
When you think about like, not only does the incoming
quarterback class stink, it's like the guys that we need the
the crop of quarterbacks that's getting like revived and getting
second chances are from worst quarterback classes now, right?
It's like Kenny Pickett and shit.
Like those guys shouldn't have been drafted where they were to
begin with, and they weren't drafted that high.
It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy this
offseason, I think, because I think you have 12 to 15 teams
that are nowhere and there are some teams on that list that are
good and some that are nowhere and there is no easy option.
Who's quarterbacking The Jets? Is it just going to be Mendoza?
Yeah, I think. Or is Ty Simpson still going to
go high? He played Eastern Illinois
yesterday, so I don't. Know I think that was that was
this week in college football, right?
Georgia. Charlotte.
Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Oklahoma played Mizzou fucking
beat their ass hardest. Oklahoma has the hardest
schedule in the College Football Playoff era, and they're going
to they're going to win 11 games.
Now we're talking about that. Zach, is that Garrett?
Believe I That's Garrett. Zach got it.
Green dot. Yep.
Nice. All right.
We're we're just. We, we just are at like, we've
got these fucking Crosby. Sacks, dude.
The Crosby. We don't have the toot and
stuff. No, we don't have toot.
We don't. Have like.
Anything like you, you're sweating these sacks, which I
appreciate, but. I'm I'm sweating, I'm sweating
this. I'm sweating the sacks because I
put the sacks on like everything I did, 'cause I was.
This was a very high confidence play for me.
What are you doing? Parker, WA, right.
Did he muff a punt? That's a safety.
No, he he came out and then reversed course and went back
into the end zone and took a safety.
Jags Safety. Good.
We want chaos in that game, right?
We want that. I don't think we want chaos.
I don't understand. I think we do.
Shope is living in an alternate universe where these two teams
are interested in scoring points.
Yes, you're right. I know I am.
Oh, it's Parker. Washington the the football, the
I. Think Shope has different pick
UMS than us is what it is. Parker.
This, this is insane work by Parker Washington there, Yeah.
That's fair. Oh my God.
All right, Pete, we got to cook a Sunday night.
Oh God. OK.
Oh. I'm in New York, I don't think I
can even play these. You can.
You can all. Right, let's go.
I so I either want to. Do either.
Want to do either want to do Colby Parkinson or hear me out,
all Terence Ferguson up to like 39 1/2.
Like if Ferguson gets a a much larger role as a result of Pigby
on IR, it's like a meaningful receiving role.
Like he's not, he's not out there to be Colby Parkinson.
You know what I mean? Like like 2020 1/2 for him is
not great. I'm kind of into it, man.
And you know what? We could do both.
You could you, I, I, I love both.
Let's do both both both tight ends.
Like do a little bit of extra multiplier on Ferguson and then
do. Parkinson as well.
What about that Xavier Smith? He's he's not, he doesn't have
anything. He's too cool.
Dude Taysom has fucking 9 rushes I think.
It's hilarious. All right, so the safety doesn't
count because the kicking team touched the ball?
There we go. The last touchdown.
No, sorry. Pete went for dinner.
And 10 rushes for Taysom. What?
Sorry, what are we putting in this Sunday night?
Pick him, Colby, Parkinson and. Colby Parkinson and then take
Ferguson and then look what the multipliers are.
So do no, not. Yeah, do 29 1/2 or 34 1/2.
Is Godwin good value tonight? No, he's.
I don't think so. Taysom.
Oh no, that was Shuck. And then Tucker, see see what
they got for Tucker. Yeah, and then do Tucker, but
don't take Tucker 48 1/2. Take Tucker like 64 1/2.
Are we sliding, Parkinson? No, no, just keep.
Keep Parkinson. All right, so this is like a 10
X 9.69. Yeah, all.
Right. If I was going to if I was going
to add anything else to it, I would add in AK dot and lower.
I might add a puka higher. What do they what do they got
puka wise? He's like, even like -112 both
ways for a touchdown. Tootin's in Tootin is.
In no way second. And five, I thought.
You meant touchdown, God damn it.
No, I'm, I'm doing the, I'm doing the Rasheed Shaheed thing
where I'm just. You said it so excited that it
just felt like it was a I'm. Just literally that he's alive.
I did that to Pete earlier, so I, I deserve.
It all right, they converted, they converted to 1st down.
Look, you guys don't know. You guys don't know the the
tootin thing can still happen. 2:02 You got to love the two
hundreds in your big tournament games.
Seen that 200? All right, projection pretty.
Good. You know what I am going to add
puka on, Yeah. I'm going to add puka.
I'm going to. I might slide Ferg back down
and. Then what are you?
Yeah, what are? You going to do for puka?
I I, I think just touchdown. Tooting I might do Yards 80 1/2.
I'm, I'm doing touchdown. I'm doing touchdown.
That gets me to a 15 Xer and I'm going to play that.
It's 17X if you do the I guess it's the same.
It's the same. It's the same.
Are you doing? Which Fergie are you doing?
34 1/2. What did you get it up to?
Are you we doing the odd and lower the four leg?
The four leg versions are always pretty brutal payout wise.
Yeah, Ought and lower fantasy points.
Ought and lower receiving yards. Godwin, Godwin back frame is not
good. Lower 4 1/2 perceptions.
Any of those I think are are. Fine, 4 1/2 reception is a
pretty big number. All right, there you go.
I'll do lower than that. Who wins this game?
Rams easily, yeah. What are we seeing this game?
Rams the magic The magic Pixie dust is kind of wearing off of
Baker and Ibuka. Turns out the separation score
Bros were right. Who plays?
Modern Night Football. Tomorrow.
Carolina, San Francisco even bench the Caffrey Revenge.
Lawrence, Oh my God. Come on.
This guy, this guy is not serious, man.
He he cannot be serious. I'm glad I'm not.
Watching you, who's who's going to be the quarterback for the
fucking Jaguars next year? It's crazy man.
Like. Mac Jones to unlock Brian Thomas
for the second. Time.
Dude, he's so bad. Wow.
All right, I guess all over. 2 1/2 interceptions for Lawrence
I, That's what I should have done.
I should not have taken tootin rushing yards.
Pat, Peter Davis, where can we find your work in the near
future? Where do we sort of what?
What do you got coming up this week?
Are you trying to end the show right now?
Show I'm. I'm going upstairs to.
Them. My kids are.
Oh my God, Taysom fumble the snap.
Dylan Sampson 66 yard touchdown catch.
Dylan Sampson. Wow, best ball bags?
Let's go. That's good.
Shuder's EPA is going to be about neutral now.
I'll be thinking about thinking about thinking when I go
upstairs, and then I'll be listening to everything you guys
do, as always. Well, you're going to be joining
us for a little bit on on Wednesday night, right?
Yes, I can't wait this year. Not from the Sabres game, so
that'll be good. That'll be better.
Yeah, I forgot about that last year.
I. Didn't realize that was that
night. It doesn't feel like a.
Concourse, they're on the road, they're at Pittsburgh on
Wednesday. So I'm I'm free, but always a
pleasure and an honor to be with you guys.
Davis, congratulations again. I can't wait to meet your son
and maybe you someday as well. So I did want to, I forgot to
pull this up earlier. Wheels up said a really nice
thing. Would Mike consider joining us
each week even after Jacob returns?
Your guys's chemistry is unmatched.
He doesn't know about your bill schedule though.
Show. I'm always I'm sure thing.
So yes, the Bills are 425 in Pittsburgh next week.
Cincinnati moved up. They play a lot of night games,
but it's mostly over. But again, I'm always a sure yes
whenever you ask. There you go.
Well, anytime. You're all right.
We're more than welcome. We'll see it.
We'll catch you on Wednesday, Mike.
Bye guys, can't wait. Peace later.
Dortch aura. Well, what did Dortch do?
Is it a punt or it a? Touchdown you guys are you guys
are taking JJ McCarthy over this guy a bunch of.
Clowns. Dorch, Is it a power turn
touchdown or a receiving touchdown?
Looks like receiving. Receiving.
Dude, this Jacoby stuff is just out of control man.
He's just a kingmaker. I did not play Dorch in cash
this week. Sad.
My God, man. My fucking God.
OK, so oh, let's see here. Oh, I just realized I have a
team 42nd in the BR, but hell yeah.
It's just, it's just Pickens. Man, I had dude, I had a team I
thought was cooking in the afternoon window, and then Pitts
just did nothing. I have a team in 76th too with
both Pickens and fucking Brock Bowers.
I mean, what a bomb. Literally Ian Thomas is getting
the ball now. Like he just, he just got it.
And then Gino just can't even connect.
Brock Bauer is on an easy third and five out.
Man, Dak oh missus lamb. Fire Chip Kelly now bro.
This shit sucks dude. I need it is did the Falcons
have the ball? The Falcons have any incentive
to score. No, not really.
Kyle Pitts touchdown if if I got a Kyle Pitts and an A.J.
Brown touchdown. I'd have a very nice team in the
main BR. What's your what's your top main
BR team? Pete, you just have Pickens
left. Yeah, yeah.
But then the other one has the exact pretty much the same
amount of points and it's Pickens with Bowers but it's
just like I need a crush down bailout.
Dax rolling out throwing to. Pretty sure that's Brevan span
Ford. It is Brevan Span Ford.
Is it a score? Touchdown.
Brevan Span, Ford, I mean, we there's I guess there's overtime
out to this game. Little Vivian appearance.
It's April. It's April.
What's this? What's this called?
Mama? No, that's not Mama.
Is David. 'S log air throw at her for a
loop. That's that's very common.
Hi, Vivian. That's what she calls football.
Hey Vivian, what sound does a train make?
Is it the same thing as the jacks backup running back?
Does it go? What's the sound?
Does a train make that? Was great, Mama.
What sounds a doggy make? What sounds a doggy make?
Vivian What sound does Roadrunner make?
What's? That.
Yeah, Bapu Mama, she. Pointed at the rap and said
Mama, I don't know what that's about.
A lot of stripes, I guess. Hey Vivian, how do you feel
about your dad being called a poor man's Mike?
Clay on the stream. Dude that was a poor man.
Howard's just about had a touchdown.
No. Did he did he catch it or not?
He. He he was like twisting.
That was on Gino, right? Just a little too high.
Dropped in the Jags game. It's my hand, Brock.
Can we get a? Can we get a second shot at
that, please? Brock is lined out wide single
coverage against a smaller defender.
Gino's not looking at him. Gino instead threw it to Tyler
Lockett, who was interfered with.
Interfered with by like the aging process or what?
Man, I really, you know, honestly, at the end of the day,
I, I really did not think it was possible that Gino was going to
be worse than Aidan O'Connell for Bowers.
I didn't either. I really didn't.
Think that was possible? How long ago does that game feel
when Trey Tucker had three touchdowns?
How about how long ago does that game feel when Brock Bowers had
three touchdowns? Right.
Feels feels like a different lifetime ago.
So in the way too early wild card, are all the cheap stuff
like are they all just going to be insanely priced now, Pat?
Yeah, they're, it's going to be like really, really tough.
This is sort of worst case scenario from like if you're
trying to take a math based approach, I think because part
of me is like, yeah, like the field, it's the field thing.
It's like the middle IQ guy, right?
Or like middle, the middle IQ guys like the Chiefs are over
drafted and like it's just like just draft.
The Chiefs are going to make the playoffs.
Just draft the Chiefs. They've been in the AFC
Conference Championship for seven straight years.
They probably make it the eighth straight year.
Yeah, they'll probably be fine, but.
Well you know from a from a math based perspective their Super
Bowl odds are going to like 2X overnight.
Yeah, but their ADP's are going to climb.
John Ketch. So I'm not sure.
I think they'll be worse picks than they were.
Yeah. Last week, even.
Well, because you could even Parker, Washington touchdown,
you could even do, you could take a Bills player to begin
with. You could take Cook or Allen to
begin with an NFC player, 3 Chiefs, two more Bills and then
two more of that NFC guy. Like you could, you could, you
could split it so that you had a Bills and Chiefs Super Bowl
covered versus an NFC team versus.
The NFC, yeah. And you can't do that now.
That's what I you know what? That's why Kirk just hit Mooney
perfectly in stride for a touchdown.
Perfect ball. And he dropped it or he scored.
No, he scored. Didn't think he had it in him.
I really needed that to be the Moon dog.
It was. All right.
Sorry. I really needed that to be
Pitts. You.
Don't know why it says like I I have I have a a good BR team
with. Pitts sitting in there. 3rd and
11. Gino is about to take a sack.
No Gino scrambles to like a fourth and two Davis.
Really. Needed that to be.
This is where I think Gino lives for these moments.
This is such an Ian Thomas target.
Never, never been a more obvious man.
I guess we read this Eagles game script wrong because they have
done fuck all in the second-half.
Yeah, Thank Bigsby. Yeah, terrain me having to trade
you Kurt Cousins in that dynasty trade because the Jaguars locked
is like just so fucking tilting me right now.
Like tilting me out of my fucking skull.
G&T touchdown. Perceiving touchdown.
I mean, it was like, I would also be extremely tilted in your
shoes. Like that's not he's not even
helping me. Like I don't want.
And and Mike Evans broke his collarbone 3 hours after that
trade was done. Yeah.
Like like just so so poor. The other thing that's like
incredibly ridiculous, like you tell someone like that trade and
it's like, oh, it's a bad beat. It's like, no, no, you don't
understand. Like this league, you can only
trade for like like a 36 hour period in a in a calendar year.
And no one and no one and no one does trade.
No, it does trade because it takes too long to figure out the
trade compensation. So you and I like actually sat
down and handed out the rarest of trades immediately once
South. Yeah, very tilting and yeah, I
don't think that GT oh that GTTD.
I actually had a GT team. Man, are people going to
apologize to Xavier Worthy after setting up the game-winning
field goal with a tough. Reception.
I've actually seen people lining up to make those.
Apologies. Fuck.
Can these games just end? Like how is there still a whole
quarter left of Eagles Cowboys brisket sacked?
So. Yeah, we're one Wilson reception
away, and then it would be just needing a miracle tank Bigsby
like. We I mean, we literally just
need like a good tank breakaway run.
Yeah, yes, historical anomalies. There is going to be a Gill cast
tonight. Where?
Michael Wilson, Dude, this guy
flag. Probably, probably a hold
offensive pass interference on Wilson.
No, on Elijah Higgins. All right, They're doing,
they're doing the Judkins Wildcat thing again.
A lot of trust in Shudur Sanders with these Wildcat.
Snaps. They're so worried that Shudur
has so much aura that he might audible out of the run play.
So they're like Jud kids, you just got to get back there and
take the ball yourself. 3rd and 21 brisket rolling to his right.
Oh he's going to scramble? Bad idea.
Imagine Tooten rips off a 63 yard run right now.
Man these Clyde Edward to layer rushes that were happening
today. I felt like sick to my stomach
realizing what was happening. Yeah.
He the thing with Clyde was a layer is like he would have a
nice he would Juke a guy, but he jukes the guy like when in a
pile. It's like such a weird skill
set. Yeah.
He can make someone miss but only if he's like surrounded by
8 dudes and it will be tackled 2 yards later.
Davis Live reaction to Damien Pierce signing with the Chiefs.
He's going to be the Melvin Gordon who gets the Super Bowl
ring on the practice squad. Holy shit, Brissette.
Brissette almost completed that on 4th and 12th.
He threw a jump ball to Dorch 60 yards down the field.
All right, well, Jags, game's over.
All right? Third and nine, Third and nine
for the Browns. Crosby's moving over to the
other side of the formation from where he normally lines up.
Oh damn, they're running on 3rd and nine.
Coward, Chuck demon 20 yard sack on 3rd and three.
Luckily, those negative rush yards don't count against the
Dream on a dead pick them. We're just all looking for
moral. Victories at this point. 100%
the moral victory, dude, on a losing pick em, you want to at
least be like, dude, if I would have just went the other way on
that one, you don't want to be like, yeah, you don't want it.
You don't want to be saying I wish I went the other way on all
five of those on that pick em entry.
Yeah, you don't want it to be that.
The play wasn't to flex it. The play was to oppo trade your
entire entry, correct? Correct.
Big A.J. Brown play on 2nd and 25
probably got like 15. Yeah, why no need to trade for
briefs when you got Damien Pierce waiting in the wings.
Correct. Somebody tell Shope that Xavier
Smith, who we bet for an Anytime touchdown, is inactive.
Was that why I was God? That was while you were gone.
We didn't actually take it though.
No, I liked the, I liked the theory behind it, but it's just
going to be more tight ends. It's.
Just going to be tight ends and puka because that's the way they
run their offense. They the the thing was started.
Inactive news and then when they and then when they get to the
one yard line, Devante Adams 02/2 is off the IR.
Gino sacked. I think he just got sacked again
by Miles Garrett. Oh wow, it looks like Zach is
going to get chopped and he's got JT Wow.
Guillotine Eagles 4th down. Man, Ashton Gente is so good at
football it's crazy. Bowers and Gente being on the
Raiders should actually be a fucking crime.
Like like it act like it actually should.
Like the league should step in. Oh, and Gente just got hurt.
For guillotine, if it is Zach, I think I'm going to obviously Max
did Taylor, but who else would you guys Max but obviously
Michael Wilson what about? Power Greg Greg Dorch is like
95% of fab yeah Pat, you should just roll out the Jacoby
Brissett triple in guillotine it just.
Honestly, probably the best way to go.
Yeah, Drake may let me down this week.
Yeah, Genti, Genti just rolled his ankle.
I think he takes. Imagine rolling your ankle for a
fucking two win Raiders team. God.
You you were just in the College Football Playoff, Bowers catch.
You were just in the College Football Playoff.
You ran for 110 yards, totally outmanned against Penn State,
and you get drafted by nepo fucking Pete Carroll's kids.
Geno Smith's under. Contract another Bowers catch I
think. OK.
Like, the most depressing part about this whole thing is that
it's it's very possible that Geno Smith's a quarterback next
year. No, no.
I, I listened to Connor Rogers and Trevor Sigma did the Fixer
franchise for this one and they they kept Geno and they didn't.
I don't think they drafted. I haven't finished yet, but I'm
pretty sure they're not going to draft the quarterback.
No, there's there's just because, because the
quarterbacks are going to get, because the coaches are going to
be fired. It it's over, what do you do?
Third stack third. Stack I I disagreed with the
decision to keep Gino. I think you get rid of Gino, but
what do you do instead? Oh my God, Miles Garrett strip
sack Gino. All right, so that's ball game.
The Raiders are going to get some shit bum quarterback.
It'll just be a different shit bum that we don't see right now.
So Myles Garrett got 3 sacks. So I would say we were
directionally accurate. We should have just slid him and
cut, cut Crosby. I I did I, I have, I have one
where I slid Garrett to 2 1/2 I which I and I think it's going
to get there giving. Him.
Chips. What a fucking result they.
Deserved for that projection scheme 10.
OK, so Eagles just missed a kick.
Yeah, it'd be really fun if the Cowboys won this, huh?
I think the Jaguars are going for it on 4th down.
This could be this could be one of those where Tootin gets by
the offensive line. Everyone's in there.
Tooting gets by. 55 yard touchdown run.
Oh, they're throwing it and Lawrence isn't going to get it.
Trevor Lawrence. It's just enough, dude.
It's enough. Lawrence is like the he's like
the the watch pot doesn't boil. Quarterback big Pickens play 43
yards. Let's go.
Come on. Nice.
God I kill for a Pickens TD. What is that for DFS or?
ER, I'm up to 28th like I'm not live to or not what not that was
sorry I was. Looking at a different contest,
where am I now? All right, just feed Pickens.
What an I mean, just what an incredible catch in triple
coverage. He's balling all.
Right Jag I Cardinals. Cardinals winning this game is
just so good. That's really good for the
Chiefs if the Jaguars lose here. The Browns have sacked Gino
student Ran. It.
Times Today. For no yards.
DAC rushing touchdown crane that happened like 7 that yeah, crane
that happened like 7 minutes ago.
I'm really behind. All right, Cardinals driving to
potentially tie the game. Michael Wilson didn't catch it.
Trying to find my best. Damn.
I do have AI, have a Gibbs Wilson team that has Pickens.
That game goes in overtime. It could maybe be good.
How many points back is it? It's probably too many points
back. All right, Third and 10.
This is the game for brisket. Complete to Xavier Weaver for
first down. Nope, they spotted it.
Short 4th down. All right.
Oh, they ran it. Oh, they got it though.
That was a bad spot. I think they definitely got it.
I don't know, 'cause his feet. When did his feet come down?
Oh, there's a if you're. Weak, isn't it?
Isn't it when you catch the ball, though?
Maybe that's wrong. It's when you'd have possession
of the ball. OK, Michael Wilson got a catch,
but there's a flag. 12 men on the field for the defense.
Oh man. How many completions does
percent? Only 27 So he's not going to re
break his record. Did.
Percent hit the yards. No, he's 7 away, so we probably.
We thought about completions instead of yards.
He's already cleared that. Completion to Dortch.
Dortch, you got to get out of bounds bro dude.
Before you get those 7 yards. Dude, he got it.
William is asking the important questions.
Has Pat apologized to Caleb yet? 3 touchdowns against the team he
said he was worried about him against.
No, I haven't apologized. No, no officially.
Officially, no apology. There's been lots of
opportunities for people to give apologies on today's show, and
no one has not one, not one not. One has been taken, not one.
No, in fact, I think the Bears just contribute to this larger
conversation of all these teams that only shit you got a
quarterback. They're going to win outright.
Michael Wilson. Michael Wilson has like 130
yards. Dude, every week with this guy.
They have to run a play. They can't spike it.
They got to run a play. They got to run a play, Now
they're going to spike it. No, they are going to.
Are they going to run a play? They are going to run a play.
Yes, wow they are taking their sweet ass time.
That was the right play. That was the right call.
OK, so we're going to have overtime.
Michael Wilson has what? Michael Wilson has 10 for 10 for
1/18. Wow.
Michael Wilson spun the ball as a celebration, not a team
player. All right, So got to make the
kick. Chad Ryland missed two of his
last three field goal attempts. Missed from 33 already today.
Yikes. Up good overtime.
OK. Dude, imagine Tooten gets it in
overtime. That would be crazy, man.
We'd still need that. We still wouldn't get there
because of the sun. We still I would still.
The sweat I'm hoping for is we get the random tank Bixby run
for that. One to hit, yeah.
Yeah. No dude, you got to feed Saquon
now. We just need Bixby.
Hertz rushing. It is Saquon in the game. 2nd
and three. Oh A.J.
Brown 15 yarder. Come on dude, just put Bigsby in
there for just and let's let him riff one.
Man, normally my individual feeds are way ahead of the red
zone but like, I'm so behind in this.
Cowboys here. Yeah, I'm really behind on all
of them for some reason. Last.
Week it was not the case. I'm guessing William B is a
Bears fan. I'm just guessing.
I'm guessing Old Willy B is a is a Chicago Bears fan.
Just a hunch. All right, what are?
Are they just going to are they just going to kneel?
OK, they are just going to kneel.
Feel like you should try like a hook and ladder.
I think, I think the Raiders make a good effort to get Brock
Bowers 4 catches with 30 seconds.
Left in this game. Jalen Hurd's first down run on
2nd and 6:00. Come on Arizona, give me a good
win here. Let's check the athletic playoff
SIM for what happens. So the Chiefs won.
Oh God. 10th in the $50 red zone with Tootin.
Oh man. Oh, that's so dark.
All right, so the Jaguars lose to the Cardinals.
This If the Cardinals win this game, this improves the playoff
equity by the Chiefs up to by 3%.
Come on, let's get is that most are getting to prevent.
Defense check down. Give that to Bowers.
Tank Tank was in on the last. Play for the old find him Gino
there he is. I will take every scam Brock
Bauer say edge with. 26 seconds left.
Nez is 10 points back in the DBQ with AJ Devanta and Bam Knight.
Yeah, I've been. I've been watching that.
Try not to jinx anything. There's a lot of people up on
that leaderboard. Go Bowers, yes.
Bowers up to 6 for 55. With five seconds left, let him
do one more. But yeah, one more scam.
Devonta Smith catch but a flag. Shidor.
Big dub for Shidor. All this guy does is win.
All right, it's going to be 2nd and 2nd and long for the Eagles.
Person. Person.
Long. Yeah.
Second and 17. Sugar's the only undefeated
quarterback in the NFL right now.
Wrists up, bro. Put that wrist up.
First, the only undefeated quarterback in the Oh man.
Oh Barkley just fumble dude. No one is.
No one has been more fucking cooked than this guy.
This guy is so cooked man. Give the ball to to Bixby.
God sake 10 The manic mush hold the manic mush.
Oh, that's so funny. Rookie quarterback to win his
first start since 1995? Hansen just said.
Remember when when Henry kept fumbling at the beginning of the
year? Yeah.
He's kept fumbling I that my new working theory is that that's
like one of the signals that a guy has done like his brain
can't do all the crazy athletic things and secure the ball of
the same degree. So we're it's one of my working
theories. Trevor Trevor Lawrence Huge
completion of Parker WA Med P wash is kind of cooking.
Yeah, this is this is the garbage time bowl.
Choke. Choke kept telling us this game
was going to go crazy. He was right.
Javonte first down Rush man ETN
is having a good day. Shout out to him.
Yeah. I cannot believe Barkley fumble
that dude. Can you imagine what A.J.
Brown is going to say in the press conference after this DAC
deep ball Pickens didn't catch it.
Can you can you bring up S Johansson's thing here?
And this is going to sound like I'm shitting on Pat, but I'm
not. I just, I just want everyone to
remember that Diami Brown was 90% drafted invest ball mania
and he's currently running behind Tim Patrick for a team
that doesn't have Brian Thomas junior and doesn't have Travis
Hunter. There were people that would
look you in the eye and tell you dude, Diami Brown got serious
money. Your $10 million bro.
Like Year 5 breakouts just happened.
Can't pay someone to be good. There are also people who are
drafting Rasheed Shaheed too which is pretty crazy but they
would look you in the face. Dude he ran bad getting traded.
Yeah. Imagine what his volume would
be. He'd have he'd have 8 for 75 in
this game. Yeah, actually, us Salave Bros
are definitely waiting for that apology from the Shaheed Drew.
Formal line, please. All right, Trevor Lawrence.
I'm back back-to-back to telling Trevor Lawrence that he needs to
be cut. He just missed Tim Patrick like
the most wide open anyone's ever been.
Now Dallas. Patrick didn't look back for the
ball. That might have been Patrick's
fault. Was that even a catch?
It didn't. Seem.
Like he possessed it. I'll I'll do a for for KM Dill
saver. I'll give you a tease here.
Sammy Reed's team is all time. What what Sammy played is I
guarantee like whatever. He was the only person in double
UPS who played his team. Guaranteed absolute absolute all
timer from from Mr. Sammu Reed. I can't believe I can't believe
he did it. Why does pick?
I don't. Think you Shaheed Bros want to
do box score reciting here. 6 for 51 ass Olave, 0 for zero ass
Shaheed. You want to, you want to know.
So I was just looking at best ball stuff the other day.
Peter, you will find this very funny.
The the type of person who drafted Rashid Shaheed is a very
specific type of person. So despite Shaheed having good
scores like I, I believe the comparison was positional ADP
versus advance rate at ADP. So obviously he's beating his
positional ADP by a lot, but because the type of person who
drafted him is like me, he actually has a negative advance
rate below expectations. In fact, religious looked at
this right that was his. Well, it's his reverse of that.
Yeah, it's the reverse of that, Yeah.
It's the guys with the yeah. Like cuz like the type of person
to draft for Shi Jaheed also probably really liked to draft
Xavier. The Jaden Blue or.
Trevion Henderson, Jaden Blue. Yes.
Yeah, just type. With that I would have.
Assumed yeah like Shaheed would have been a pick for on a lot of
good teams that started super running back heavy the.
Eagles The Eagles punt returner fumble it on the five yard line.
So it's Cowboys ball. What?
Dude, wow. My God.
Wait, what was it? What happened?
The Cowboys haunted and the Eagles punt returner.
Fumble it. Not even muffed it.
Like fumble it. This is what a meltdown by the
Eagles. Insane meltdown you'd.
Love to see it they. Did not they beginning of the
second quarter? Yes.
This is what I want. The Eagles hungry.
Hungry for the Bears next week? Would you say they're playing
with their food? This Caleb fraud.
Someone in the chat was berating me for not berating me.
They pointed out it's actually fairly nice.
Then my time to throw stuff on Caleb is fraudulent because it
doesn't matter. He's so good when he I guess
Nate Tice wrote an article about this.
Brissett sacked? I'm looking forward to seeing
Caleb against the Eagles defense, that's all.
Come on, dude, come on. I have a feeling I'm going to be
issuing some apologies. I feel like you won't.
Based on your track. Record.
I have a feeling I won't issue them, but I'm good.
My God. All right, second and 14.
Dude, please. Fucking Jaguars lose this game.
I like this, Trevor says. Eagle's sending a message to AJB
saying that when they score, he loses.
Thinking about, thinking about apologizing.
Yeah, that's that's where I'll be at.
Wow this is this might be the sickest comment I've seen right
here. Would really love a Ferg TD that
feels like something no one else is asking for.
Right about now. Yeah, you are.
You are alone on that island. I think Michael Carter just got
hurt. No, that's Bam Knight.
Bam Knight got hurt. Is Benson.
Benson seemed close this week. Yeah, all right, third and five
Cardinals, Javonte to the 1% is going to scramble for the first
down if. If Javonte gets in here, I could
maybe win the bomb. They're.
Definitely going to give him a couple cracks at it, all right?
Oh no play action? Dak tried to run in another one.
Can you just let Javonte or Pickens?
Either would work. McBride 13 yarder Dude, please.
I am begging the Jacksonville Jaguars to not make the NFL post
season in the American Football Conference.
How sick to have to root against the Jacksonville Jaguars for
seating purposes for the Kansas City Chiefs.
How the mighty have fallen. All right, third and goal.
Javonte's in. Fergus's going in motion.
I don't think Pickens is on the field.
Yeah, that's back. Drops.
Back throws dropped by Lamb CD. Lamb is just like ZD really not
having a good game. He is just completely in his
head at this. Point I mean, that was that was
in it like that. That is a drop that was in his
hands. The defender get get a hold of
that or what? I mean, he like, so like went
through his hands. The defender knocked it once it
was through. Yeah, that's on him.
He straight up dropped it. CD can't hold his liquor.
Yeah, Pickens. So Pickens must be or he's not
in because it's Tolbert and Oh no, Pickens is in top of the
screen. CD in motion, back drops, back
incomplete. They said it's caught.
I don't think that's caught. I think that hits the ground.
All right. Cardinals second and five Dorch
one yard. I.
Have to go to my phone, I'm so far behind here.
Whoever the right tackle is for the Cowboys just got beat so bad
he didn't give him a chance. Really.
All right, big third down here for the Cardinals.
Brisket 2 dropped, Dorch dropped.
I think you got to go for it here.
I don't think you can kick the field goal.
It's like a 60 yarder. Oh my God, Shuck had Bailey wide
open. All right, this is the game for
Arizona. People are saying they didn't
think Dallas should go for that. You got to go for that.
You can't kick the field goal there if you're Dallas.
All right, game on the line. Can brisket cook McBride in the
slot? Four man rush brisket deep.
Oh, why did he go deep? That's all he knows how to do.
Jeez. Woof.
Why did he do that? Buddy?
You got to live to see another day.
That was poor, dude. That was poor.
I mean, you had, I didn't really have McBride.
He's the the safety. The safety baited him.
Devonta first down 317 yards for for brisket.
A lot of it. Or a shock.
Pick in the end zone. Pete, will you give me the
redirect? Yeah.
Man. Sean and I have a dynasty league
and dynasty team. And so this morning I sent them
emails like, hey, I'm throwing in, throwing in Josh Downs and
not one of the flexes, but it was over.
Rashid, Jahid. What did Dad?
What did Downs have? One catch.
Downs had He had, I think, one No2 receptions for 10 yards.
Champion, three points. I had to start.
I had to start downs in a league
where I was missing Bucky, Chris Rodriguez, Devon a chain,
Keenan. I guess I had.
I didn't even realize I won Rashad White on waivers so I
could have started him. Well, looks like I did not do a
good job managing my line UPS today.
A Barkley slip in the open field.
Set the glue shed dude. Enough.
Kirk Cousins big win. Damn.
And and I didn't even fucking remember to start a defense
dude. All right, I I got a lock in.
I got a lock in in my leagues. This is embarrassing.
I I set waivers but I forgot to set a bunch of.
How many leagues did you not set?
I think it looks like a three. I didn't which like if you have
40 leagues or whatever, three's not that bad, but sure, sure.
Also not great. I'm I'm against the number one
theme in the league though. Pete, can you, can you pull this
up? I'm going to share my screen
real quick. I I need to I need to set the
record straight. I'm going to go say goodnight to
April while you pull this up here.
I don't see your screen. You need you need to be here
this for this too. I think it only takes.
Half. I got it.
Here it is. Let me get rid of mine.
What is this? I just like.
The Oh, Mike Clay. I just like the chat to take a
good long look at. This right here.
Mike Clay versus good old pack rain right here, 166 to 127.
Wow. Poor man's Mike Clay?
I think not. Poor man's Mike Clay.
They were calling him. They were calling him Poor man's
Mike Clay. Sad.
All right, So what? We're down to just one game
left. Just got to switch over.
Bad. It's like you got to stay here
for this bit that is exactly. What I'm It's a good bit.
It's a good bit. That was a good bit that was
worth it. What?
Millennial. Millennial.
Mike Clay. What channel is it?
Mike Clay? Also millennial.
No, he's older than us, I think. I think only by a few years,
enough to get into Gen. X.
What? Channel Is this game on?
Oh, they're making us go to the thing.
They blocked it. I don't know why, because it's
I'm in freaking San Diego. Can I watch it in the app?
Yeah, I might need to I'm. Gonna have to watch it in the
app. It wasn't in my It was not in my
DIRECTV app. They let me watch on my phone
but not my computer. MM Clay is not 34.
I'm 34, right? You know, I'm 33.
Mike Clay is definitely not 34. Yeah, he's older.
He's he's a bit older than us. I think he's like a couple years
older than me. He's like 42.
Yeah, that would be my guess. All right, two minutes left.
A.J. Brown is in single coverage at
the top of the screen. I think they're trying to bait
him into throwing the deep ball. Like percent.
She got. Sacked.
Wow. Dallas is going to win this
game. What is it where I don't know
what this is, but I'm I know you'll know what I mean.
If Dallas kicks the field goal, the Eagles drive down and kick a
field goal, right or even score a touchdown.
But because they didn't kick the field goal, then like, is it
because they play more difficult defense?
Like what? What is that?
I I know exactly what you're talking about.
I've never had anyone explain this to me in a satisfactory
manner. No one.
No one has ever explained to me
why every time like oh OK, we just need a field goal and then
you get the field goal. You get the field goal and like
my game can be completely dead to that point.
My explanation for why that has always been the case is that
there is a gear that NFL offenses can get to that they
choose not to most of the time because of like possession time
down it. Like you got to respect the run.
Like if the run needs to remain a threat, like when the defense
and the offense knows we're throwing it, we're throwing on
every down. We're spreading it out.
There is no play action. It's a totally different style
of football. That's always been my
assumption. My assumption has basically been
that if you just played 10 personnel, SO1 running back,
four wide receivers, you could basically just average 400
passing yards a game. Yeah, most teams just choose not
to do that. And I think part of the reason
there is that you would also, you would like get shut out or
like maybe not shut up, but you'd lose so badly.
Basically you'd you'd eventually go on like a three or four-game
losing streak. They would get everyone fired
because it's such a horrible way to lose.
Well, you would. You would.
There would be. There would be stretches of five
possessions in a row where you don't generate a first down.
Right. And, and your possessions would
take like 17 seconds off the clock and you just get, you just
get decimated When that I mean, we, we saw that right with the,
the 49ers Chip Kelly when they had no good players, when Jeremy
Kelly was their water super 1. And it was just like they were
just, they were just getting killed.
I also would guess it also brings some level of like focus
and concentration out of the pass catchers.
Like your, your, your adrenaline is super high.
You're, you're like it. You're like, you're super locked
in. Yeah, I, I think, I think more
than that would be that the defense probably goes into some,
you know, they don't, they don't blitzing and you kind of know
they're not going to blitz or whatever.
And it's like you. You know, so you know, you're
less likely to get sacked and, and I mean also like the you'll,
you open up a huge amount of the field as well because one of the
safeties will always be very deep in those situations.
Because you can't. You can't.
Give up a 70 yard touchdown. So I think you can though.
That's the thing about those situations is a 70 yard
touchdown doesn't actually kill you because you would get the
ball back. You'd be down 4.
Yeah, but I I think honestly probably like for the game as it
exists now, the main reason is the middle of the field is just
more open than it normally. Is, yeah, and that's.
Probably and and and probably coverages are not as like you're
probably not calling really complex like shell coverages as
a defensive coordinator in that spot.
You're probably like, yeah, Ferguson just about fumble the
game away. Man suboptimal play calling for
Nash equilibrium run pass. I I think that is related to it,
but not the only answer. I think it's multi.
I think it's the defense end off.
The offense starts playing more optimally and the defense starts
playing less optimally. Less optimally for yards per
play, but more optimally for points per play maybe.
I think less optimally, straight up because it's they start.
They start if they play more optimally for not giving up a
huge play on that possession on that or sorry on that given
play. Like in any given play, they're
less likely for that to be the play that kills them, but they
make the drive more likely to score points because on every
play they're playing suboptimal defense.
Right. Yes.
So the drive as a whole becomes more likely to score points.
Do you think the Tampa Bay defense is live to give me
negative points, Pat? It's the only, it's the only,
it's the only defense I can pick up in this.
What? What's the scoring rules?
Just like normal score, you know 1 so you would.
Need like a like a million points.
They'd have to score. They'd probably have to score
like 35 for me, maybe 30. Yeah, basically, basically like
I have, yeah, I have the Raiders defense with five points on my
bench that I can't put in because I forgot to put them in.
I am, as the score stands right now, according to Sleeper, I'm
74% to win. And if I put the Buccaneers
defense in, I'm 78% to win. I would play the Bucks Steve if
you're not unless you're the only time I wouldn't play
defense is if you're is I. I was based at 100% to win
unless I get negative points. So I I'm fading, I'm up 142 to
129. Oh and I even have leverage
because I'm going against Puka and I have Tet and the
Buccaneers defense. So I am going to play the
Buccaneers DPS. Yeah, let's play the Buccaneers
defense. I really wish I would have
fucking realized I won Rashad White on waivers and started him
over Josh Downs. I did that like earlier when
when the stupid London Games are going on and I think I like
picked up someone from the that game as a as a spot start.
All right, 52 seconds left. They're definitely in Aubrey
range when Javonte got nothing. They're they're literally
playing for a 70 yard field goal right now.
Like that is like literally what the Cowboys are doing.
It's crazy and they're probably, it's probably going to work
They're. Probably going to get it looks.
Like he checked into somebody that would like to give it to.
Williams, Do you think the Chiefs wish they would have
given up the third round pick for Reese Hall?
I mean, they have to. They're lying.
They're kidding themselves if they don't wish that they did
that earlier. This year against the Giants.
Right. They, they, they know how
important it is with the Mahomes stuff to just retain maximum
draft equity, maximum flexibility.
You know what I'm saying? I don't Now, now George Pickens
was acquired for a third round pick.
How about that? How they should feel very stupid
for that. 100% a lot of teams should feel stupid about that
all. Right Pickens.
Long and Steelers. They should have just let him
score Pickens down to the 20 so that that is probably ball game.
This game will never end. No, I think Pickens.
Pickens just ended it. Wow.
Well. Assuming Aubrey can make a chip
shot. What a game by Pickens, huh?
Who is number 10 on the Cowboys? He looks so much like CD Lamb.
He has the same hair. Did that Pickens do anything for
you and BR Peter, did you get up high and how high did you get?
That's what I'm checking on right now.
No, just top 100 I had slid from where I was.
The the winning team Hertz, Gibbs, Wilson, Rice, A.J.
Brown, Hunter Henry Second time this year.
How about the second time this year?
Jalen Hurts Hunter Henry has been the winning BR team.
Yeah, you're right. That's wow.
Yeah, that first time it was naked Hurts, this time with AJB.
Yeah, pretty straightforward lineup.
Kind of surprised this one-on-one rice hurts at the 2
three turn. How?
How did that Manny Wilson 37%, that can't actually be 37%
that's just drafted, right? I would.
That was my thought too. I thought his true thing would
be like more like 5055% with the.
Swap I had I had 30%. Where is Tank Bigsby?
Not holding my breath.
What a team. How did I not have that team?
That's so annoying. I had that team with Drake May,
Kyle Pitts, just a bit outside. Are they going to kneel it?
I guess, yeah. You kneel it to get to the
center. Damn, So what does this do to
the I guess the Eagles are still easily gonna win the division,
so it doesn't matter. But this this kind of locks the
Rams into the one seed, assuming they win tonight 'cause they'll
be they'll be two games back of the one seed.
The Eagles like that? I think so, yeah.
Draft So drafting drafting this week like.
Rams on the buy. And, and the Patriots, I mean,
the Patriots are gonna get in the buy.
They're like going to, they're going to walk into it.
Patriots are kind of hard to draft, right?
Like I, I didn't. Patriots are hard to draft
because I, no disrespect to Drake May and the Patriots, but
I don't think they can win the AFC Conference Championship and
they also aren't going to have a game in Week 1.
So that is, that is a hard combo.
So who are they most like? Who's most likely to be the four
and five seed? Be the Ravens and.
We should just bookmark this NFL playoff picture.
So right now the most likely matchup is Patriots one seed,
Chiefs 6 seed. Bills five seed.
Charger seven seed. So.
It might be Bills. Ravens Week 1 then.
That's gnarly, and that's gnarly for.
That's gnarly for the Patriots too, to just have to play one
of. Those then you play the winner
of the Bills and Ravens. That's that's really tough.
Although I will say if I like for the Patriots, I'm most
concerned for them facing defenses like the Broncos could
do terrible, terrible things to the Patriots offensive line of
Campbell's out for the year. So yeah, that's where you're
like, if they had a road that was by Bills and then who do
they want next? I guess Chiefs would be, I mean
like in some ways the Broncos would be the worst team for
them. Aubrey good.
Game over. Wow, what a comeback. 2024
unanswered. 24 unanswered. Jeez, what a meltdown.
All right, let's get the hell out of here.
We will see you guys on Wednesday night.
We'll have Gretsch will be in the saddle.
We'll have guests swinging by. And yeah, we'll hang out, draft
some teams, build some teams, fire up gretsch.com for our
classic snake draft, and celebrate Thanksgiving the only
way the ship chasing crew knows how.
No stat chasing this week. Those guys are off, but I think
they're going to be able to swing by Thanksgiving so we can
we can pepper them for usage. We're not, we're not doing the
ship cast next week, right? No ship cast next week.
We're gonna take next next Sunday off and do the extra show
on on Wednesday, so you guys will be left to your own devices
for next week's 4:00 PM window. Appreciate all you guys hanging
out. And yeah, thanks to show up as
well for swinging by Jacob, for tapping in abroad producer Mark.
Sorry we couldn't get that pick em shipper for you guys.
We'll get back in the lab and try to dial some stuff up for
Thanksgiving. Peace.