The week 5 ship cast. We are saddling up for the next
3 1/2 hours or so for this late window.
Hopefully Chargers Commanders gets going.
Maybe the Lions roll, maybe David Montgomery scores a
touchdown for his sister in attendance.
We'll be recapping some of our high stakes sweats, some of our
DFS sweats. We got the pick em core as well.
Make sure you guys tail that. It is pinned in the chat and
linked down below. I'm Pete with Davis.
Jacob, Pat. This is a ship cast.
It's the ship cast. The ship cast, the ship cast.
We got some fun pick em sweats dialed up.
You mix in a couple lowers there to make sure people know you
know ball. All hires 'cause we know ball.
You're gonna lose anyway, probably, so just do the
Peppers. Scorcher watch everyone.
Scorcher watch. Oh no.
The pick EMS aren't hitting. Pick your feet.
Look. The other way you cock.
You guys want to make some more pick EMS shout?
Back baby I'm emotionally invested there we.
Go. I just want to be clear.
No one is asking you to watch the game.
We're just asking you to watch. All right, here we go.
A flurry of scores, Davis at the end of this this late slate
here. How's your your Week 5 looking?
Have the cash game nuts again. People are saying that might be
the greatest player in cash games of all time.
Really just for best ball stuff, though.
Can just enough of the Javonte Williams man.
Just enough, all right, like. Somewhere enough in upstate New
York, there's a man, a spreadsheet version, just fist
pumping every single Javonte Williams.
Touchdown. Well, yeah, but he's going to
have to. He's going to have to to explain
to his paying subscribers why Jacoby Myers projects for 15
points every week. He.
Got He got Out produced by Albert Akui Boonham and Jack
Bash. Today I have.
So many good lineups with that fucker in it.
Man. I have some strong words for
Jacoby Myers today. God, dude, man, you can't.
You can't win a duel with Indiana Jones, you know.
No, I have I have big I have big bones to pick with Indiana Jones
and and Shane Steiken because I have a nutted Daniel Jones,
Tyler Warren, Michael Pittman, Rico Dowdell spy team that had
to watch Amir Abdullah score and then just completely like
whatever it was her. Revenge game.
It was her revenge game. Amir Abdullah, I guess Amir
Abdullah was a Raider. I think of him having revenge on
the Lions. Well when you're like a terrible
player, you have several opportunities for revenge games
because you play with a different team every year.
So that's how it balances out. You know you you aren't good but
you do have like 7 revenge games per season.
See at that point though, I almost feel like you're just
thankful that that team even signed you in the 1st place.
Like do you even harbor any ill will to them once you leave?
Right. I mean, look, I mean, if you
know, if they just didn't draft Ashton Gente, you know, maybe
they could have ridden Tamir Abdullah as there are.
Genti is the only guy on that freaking team who does his job.
No one else is interested in doing their job.
He and Trey Tucker. Geno Smith loves Trey Tucker,
man. Man, Geno just became washed
overnight majorly. Did you guys, I don't know what
you guys you're watching habits are like, but Jack Bash was
literally playing multiple snaps like hand in the dirt.
Yeah, he was playing, he was basically, he was basically
playing the Brock Bowers role. Like it was like Ian Thomas and
Akui Boonum were like kind of half and halfing the Michael
Mayer role and then Akui Boonum and Jack Bash were kind of
splitting off the Bowers role. It was, there was a lot of Bash
today. So you know, he he was converted
tight end to wide receiver and now back to tight end.
Well, you know, you kind of always retain that skill set,
you know? Exactly.
Yeah, man, that like, is Mike McDaniel getting canned after
this? Like you're gonna lose to the
Panthers. I mean honestly dude, This is
why it's so freaking hard to give up on Bryce cuz he'll look
like the worst quarterback you've ever.
No dude, he'll look like the worst.
Quarterback he's ever in today. Like, I feel like Rico Dowdell
have looked good today. I don't know that Bryce Young is
no. Bryce Bryce Bryce has made two
very if. You're grading on the Bryce
Young curve. Bryce Young looks incredible
today, but that curve does a lot of work.
Is this like the classic game that happened last year where I
guarantee you I'm gonna look at Bryce's yards per 10th it's
gonna be? Under it's gonna be terrible.
Yeah, it's 6.6 against the one of the worst defenses in the NFL
and people are going to be like, Bryce is back.
No. You're you're, you're.
Literally. Gave me one last year.
You're not hearing what I'm saying.
What what I'm saying is that he he like hurt like attempt to
attempt. There's no consistency on if he
will be good or bad. Correct, which that's not good.
That sounded like an argument with my with my wife.
You're not hearing what I'm. Saying.
There we go, there he is. Now we got the we.
Got the crew. Here.
What's up, man? Not too much.
Man, I'm just currently I'm just hoping we get another one of the
most funny 30 point fantasy performances from Justin Fields.
Justin. Fields.
Oh, I would really like that I'm in.
We're so close to getting it. I'm in 17th in the in the power
suite. Nice with with Jamar Chase left.
Any lions, Any lions or just. Yeah, I was gonna say, do you
have, do you have just Chase, can you swap?
I could swap Yeah, I. Mean.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell you what to
do. But you.
Guys would swap the Aminra there.
I would swap. Well, I don't.
I have. I have no idea what you're
behind them, what you're chasing and like what your odds are.
So I'm not even. I'm not.
Gonna odds aren't great cuz. If you think there's a chance
that like if you're if you're fairly blocked and you know
there's chalk coming from behind you, then obviously keep it.
Chase if you look at it and you think and you should have
started looking probably 10 minutes ago.
But if you think you're. I'm guessing you have been
looking, Davis. I have been looking I the the
swaps yeah I was running swaps in The Sims and they were saying
stay chase but. OK, stay Chase.
I I. Mean stay Chase.
Yeah. Stay Chase, Let The Sims.
Roll it again though. Certainly don't trust me and
Davis over The Sims. I I.
I'm gonna run so much easier though, like I I will say like.
Right, but but you're stated. To hear I'm gonna run, I was
like, oh, OK. Yeah, you're you're probably
like a nice. Warm blanket.
It's just like, Oh yeah, don't take my 8 for 100 at a
touchdown. I was thinking, well, you're
probably. Dead.
I'm probably not even going to cash.
Like that's how it feels. If if St.
Brown goes for 27. You're like dead to a Goff stack
probably. The the irony of that decision
too, Pat is like if Almanrock goes nuts, it's probably because
like Chase and the Bengals are like keeping pace a little bit,
whereas like or if they just steamroll, you could certainly
see the spread the wealth offense today.
For sure. For what it's worth.
The chase No Lions script is what?
It's 2 Lions defensive touchdowns.
It's it's, it's Demont. It's like a khalif.
Raymond gets a touchdown, there's a Brock Wright touchdown
on a play action thing, and then it's also just Jake Browning.
Jake Browning alternates all game between throwing touchdowns
to Jamar Chase and throwing touchdowns to Detroit Lions
defenders. It just goes Kirby, Joseph pick
six Jamar Chase Touchdown can. We get a branch fields to brief
touchdown here. That would be really nice.
Oh my God, that would be so fun. It's it's not.
We got, they got, they got a touchdown to.
Garret Wilson. To Garret Wilson.
I got him too. Seriously, I got him too, baby.
Wow, let's. Go.
Let's go. Yeah.
All right. That is, granted, the entire
field has that as well, but. It's yeah, I don't.
Care people. We're all going together.
Ahead of me does it. Dude that's a 30 point FFTC game
from fields. I I needed to fend off the golf
stacks coming. That's true.
That is like a huge deal in cash games too because The Jets, The
Jets stuff was looking like literally the worst play of all
time all. Right, so I'm up to 11th now.
Every single week. This is the infamous Liam, Ron,
Jacob team. Every week as we start Justin
Fields and then Liam spends the entire first half yelling at me
and Ron about starting Justin Fields and now he's the worst
quarterback ever and we should never start him and we need to
cut him. And then every week it's just
like if you just don't watch the game and you just check at the
end of the game there's there's 30.
Points for watch, Don't watch it.
There's 30 points just. Don't watch it.
I think I wrote that in the walkthrough about that.
I was like, this is more of a viewing experience issue.
Like I, I, I listened to that and I, I audibly laughed.
I just, yeah, look at the stats after.
I don't know to tell you. I got a We're gonna.
Be pulling up. Some and and a two point
conversion. They got a touchdown and a two
point. Conversion who?
Who I missed? All right, it was.
I haven't seen yet, but I just saw they got the two on my app,
but I assume it's gonna be fields at least.
I don't know who got the two, but they wouldn't have ran it.
I gotta show this. We'll show.
We're gonna check in on some of our.
Fields Fields to Reynolds. Fields to Reynolds.
OK, I'll take it. We got to show this Wolf Parade
team with Ron Stewart. You guys want to see the two
sickest? Sponsors ever run more pure than
this Wolf parade? Team Kendrick Bourne on Thursday
night 24.2. Mike Evans and then Rasheed need
plug it in for CD layout 21.4. Holy shit.
Oh my God, the only thing. That might have run more pure
than this team. Is the Nico case team with Rico
and Theo Johnson? Yes.
I mean, we gotta we are running. Absolutely pure on the.
Spot starts today. That's so good.
This is, this is our team that's. 32 from Rico and Theo
with 24. Michael Carter's going for 20.
Baby, let's do it. I'm frankly, I'm looking.
I'm looking for some apologies and some mea culpas on one Mr.
Rashid Shaheed. No, you want, should you with
the apologies, I'm sorry for not.
Drafting you bro, no. He's my he's my most drafted
player in all of basketball. Mania.
Sorry, let's get him up with Marvin, man.
Name is I'm, I'm. So sorry, I'm so sorry.
Hold on, hold on. I'll clearly said that he would
never at any point this season mixing.
This is not important. Several disappointing.
That's a grown ass man. This is not important.
Marvin Harrison junior just made the greatest play of his NFL
career. I think I'm about to see it in
one second here. Holy shit.
All right. Oh my God, he's he's back dude.
Damn flag. It's it's on the defense.
All right, good. Yeah, shout out.
Do you draft any of him in the BRS this week, Peter?
Marv Yeah, just launch Kyler Marv stacks.
If you pulled the if you pulled the projections.
Hated Marvin Harrison Junior this week.
They had him about 7 point spot, 77 points behind Jacoby Myers.
Yeah, this Fields year has been so funny because, like, it's the
perfect strip where anyone who's watching the games, like with
eyes can be like this guy's ass. Yeah, like he racks up so many
easy completions by burying himself in a hole each week.
But then like his like overall like success rate numbers look
totally fine or like his and all that stuff and.
It's like it's all. Fields Truthers.
Like. Fields truthers like I'm still
getting into fights throughout the week with Fields truthers
being like he's actually awesome Like why does nobody understand?
And it's like he's not but but he like continues to be putting
up completely respectable stats. Marv didn't.
Score by the. Way.
Are you kidding me? No, it was they're running a
play on the goal line. Oh God.
The Sims are still saying Jamar Chase.
I'm going to keep running them until I get.
I'm going to run one time. Nice.
What? What side are?
You wait, it's going to be who's who's the goal on running back
here for Arizona. Looks.
Like they threw it though I'm starting Carter in like half my
fucking main events so I would kill for Michael Carter fetch
down here. I have I have Carter on AJT,
Waddle, Tyler Warren team on FanDuel.
So I would take it. He was he was dead.
He was dead men on on FanDuel. You guys excited to check in on
Alvin Kamara on our Destroyer team thinking.
About totally sad about that TI like I will be sitting around
doing nothing and just thinking about how like I really wish we
just fucking rolled that back like it would have been so.
Worth the embarrassment. It really would have been worth
it dude. Like that team is good if we
could have asked. It's so good, it's so good.
We need, we just, all we need is Alvin Kamara to get traded to
the Chiefs and then we're so back.
Buddy, they they already have Alvin Kamara on the team.
His name's Brashard Smith. Everyone's going to get to see
it tomorrow night. I hope so man, that I would have
no complaints about that. I'm I'm fully although I might
need to walk back my Chiefs optimism after watching what the
Houston Texans did to the Baltimore.
Ravens. Yeah, the Ravens are not a real
defense. I.
Think I think the the Chiefs optimism might be might be over.
Yeah, so far the only team that's not completely lit up
that Ravens defense for 40 has been the Joe Flacco Browns, but
other than that, every other team has just averaged 40 points
against them. Guys, it gave me it gave me
almond raw. There you go.
Nice. Lock it in.
Carter goal line touch did he get?
There this is the most Cardinals drive ever.
Like a vaguely spectacular play just followed by three straight
peer incompetence play calls. I, I, I don't, I don't think he
got in. No, he did not get in.
Oh, but they've. Doing it again.
There you go. There it is.
We got shark harder. Finally.
Good. Whoop, go.
We, we, we really need. I started Carter.
People did not really want Carter on bids this week.
He was going for No, I'm sure Fucking yeah.
I was aggressive. No, no, it still gave me chase.
I'm I bet I lose 100% of ROI if I switch to to I'm in rock.
That's what I was looking. It was the second line up.
I was like, oh look. I I did think that was strange
though, Like I was going through setting line UPS this morning
and high stakes stuff and I was like, I had because I don't, I
don't really look at teams unless I'm like at my computer.
And I would have assumed I won like none of them.
And the only league I didn't win him in is a league that I'm in
with chess Liam, a high stakes league that where where I'm
against chess Liam. So I'm starting by shell Tooting
and woody marks at running back. We know about that life.
We got Tooting on our team with Ronda.
We, we, we are. The starting part was so bad
that we randomized it. Like cannot possibly articulate
how tilted I am by the Texans having 44 points and Woody Marks
being a complete dud. I know, man.
Yeah, I had him in a lot. 2.42 point 4 Woody on a 44 point day
for the Texans. He he played too like it wasn't
like a thing when he got like benched it, it just was really
bizarre. It's one of those things too,
where I'd be like. Drives.
It's that because it's 21 and 27 for Chubb and Marks.
So I'd be like, oh, is that Marx?
And then I'd see Chubb like just like now like a friggin like
Mack truck. And I'm like, that's definitely
not what he Marx. It's not like, it's not like,
let's just be real though. Like the whole, like I, I was a
big Marx guy. Marx is one of my most drafted
guys, but the thesis was never that.
You're a Marxist. I'm a Marxist, The the like,
he's not that good, you know what I'm saying?
Like this is not a. Pretty darn good last week, but
it was the Titans. It's, it's not, it's not like a
tooten bet. I would say it's it's more akin
to a Brian Robinson junior rookie year.
The hope is like the hope is like Tyrone Tracy last year.
I. Think yeah, sure, that's that's
a better comp, yeah. Yeah, or like Rashad White in
2023. Yes, yeah.
Where it's like you have like a guy who's like serviceable
enough in all aspects, good enough pass catcher, fantasy
friendly profile and like in a circumstance where there's no
other option, you know, why not what he marks, but I guess why
not is because Nick Chubb came back to life today, so.
Yes, Pete, will you pull up our picumentary?
Because I don't know what. Exactly.
I was just like, how do you take that sack?
You have no time outs, there's a minute left.
Like get rid of the fucking ball.
Come on, we want the Eagles to lose, don't we?
Yeah, but I want some A.J. Brown points first.
Nice. I'm just, you got me so fired
up. I was listening to thinking
about DFS and your, your hatred of the Eagles just got me.
I was like, yeah, you know what? I fucked up eats.
I do hate, I really do hate the Eagles.
I, I hate them. I hate everything they stand
for. I mean, I, I, I wasted like an
hour of my Saturday arguing about the Eagles with Liam on
Twitter and then I wrote a post about it because I was still so
mad. Is that the new subtweet?
Like you get in an argument with someone on Twitter and then you
do like a long term podcast or blog post about it.
Yeah, I wouldn't say it was a sub tweet because in the article
I was like, I was just fighting online with Liam Murphy.
So. How many thought pieces?
How many thought? Pieces like that.
How many thought pieces have began with And I Was fighting
with Liam Murphy? Yeah.
All right, here's our pick em sweat for the afternoon.
David Montgomery touchdown brought to you by Davis.
I don't know if you heard, but his sister is gonna be in
attendance and she hasn't seen him played since she got
paralyzed. Jacob has Bill higher than 28
1/2 rushing yards. Pat has a IO Manor higher than
36 1/2 receiving yards. And I went with the tried and
true JSN higher than 77 1/2 receiving yards.
I I just wanted on the record that I didn't just come to the
stream with truly nothing. I I offered Jameer Gibbs higher
18.05 fantasy points or David Montgomery to score a rushing
touchdown. That was was up to the the
folks. When I saw that it wasn't at
negative odds, I was like, all right, let's let's, let's go.
That's fine. It, and it's really funny with
Montgomery too, because obviously you get a boost for it
just to be rushing versus rushing and receiving how many?
I mean, how as a as a member of the Lions, what is his split of
rushing versus receiving been like his touchdowns, Yeah.
Like he has to have like 85% rushing.
Yeah. He literally does not have a
receiving touchdown as a member of the Lions.
Literally 0 receiving touchdowns.
They've all been rushing. Which is interesting because he
had a pretty good receiving role last.
Year he did. Just never run the goal line.
Yeah. What about this Rico game Man
234 rushing? Yards.
It's crazy. He looks great too, Yeah.
You you have someone who needs to be doing some Rico Dowdle mea
culpas on this panel. Yeah, yeah, I apologies to Rico
Dowdle. It's it's not just you, Karain.
Karain shit on him too. I shit on him too.
I I shit on him though, in that I was like, don't why are they
playing this guy instead of Chuba, which is I mean, do
whatever you want, clearly, but I was like, I don't know, we
weren't like super down on him in the ranks, I would say.
Has Chuba like, has Chuba lost his job now?
I mean, I think so. Chuba.
Chuba is actively bad. I just Crane, I wanted to make
this point when I read through your stuff and I not even, not
even in an antagonistic way, but we do a lot of extrapolating
like rush yards over expectation and miss tackles, force numbers
on these guys who have like 30 touches.
Well, I didn't know. I didn't know that his success
rate was, I mean, that's the, that's the one that you trust
the most in a small sample because it's like the least
noisy and he had a better success rate than Hubbard.
So I was like, you know, maybe that's what the.
Reason why I. Played him in a bunch of stuff
was just because. I have him on this line up, by
the way, the lineup is in the 11th.
I have him. So like, I don't know, I guess
I'm not going to. I was like this guy looks like
he's kind of playing bad. Chuba's playing OK.
Like why? I don't really get it.
To me, it was a how bad could it be situation.
Like he's a $4300 running back who's going to get yeah, yeah,
yeah, 65% of the work. It's like, how bad could it be?
I was assuming Chuba was was going to play when I wrote that
on Thursday as well, so. Look at that is the perfect
image. Devante Smith, A.J.
Brown intertwine like they're giving each other 69 in the end
zone with no ball. Caught between them.
State of the Eagles passing offense.
Oh. Man, Oh my God, that's so good.
That's so good. We both want the ball board.
That's a really good. Screen shot.
That's a really good image that sort of sums up the Eagle season
right now. There, there are going to be a
lot of people online doing discourse.
The Eagles, they, they got away, you know, they went positive to
PROE. They got away from what worked
to try and make these two diva wide receivers happy.
Look what happened. I know it's coming.
So Steph, I was, I was out of town for the last couple days
and I messaged Steph and Sack and was like, hey, can you guys
just, you know, bump up Rico, get Shuba out of there, take
Bowers out. And Steph was like, we got to
get Rico higher. And I was like, yeah, you know,
whatever. Steph was all over it with.
Beth loves Rico and she was I guess I.
Don't really see why it would be important.
Well, you know why? You know why Steph likes Rico?
Because he ran for 200 yards that she saw it coming.
No, because he was a cowboy. This is this is like, this is
like how you start asking me something about Spencer Rattler
and you're like, why does it seem like you like Spencer
Rattler? Like that seems like a weird
opinion to have. And then you realize he was in
Oklahoma Sooner six years ago. They had that graphic, all the
Oklahoma starters going back to that's.
All that's that's also like why you like, that's also why you
like. But don't draft Marvin Mims,
right? Steph, you can't say I'm not
that much of A Homer when your true serum take was Miles
Sanders was going to be the Cowboys back dog.
So you, you got, you got to be careful, Steph.
We could come with some receipts.
Oh. Yeah, All right.
Have has the Lions started yet? No, they're about.
They're about to kick off right now.
Chargers for Is this their first possession?
What happened the 1st 7 minutes of this game or no?
This is Seahawks sorry Crane, can you talk?
Get the. Fuck out of.
Here can you can you talk me through IO Manor Higher 36 1/2
receiving yards? I think Ridley's legit.
This kid hurt like I think he was.
He was like 50% of the routes last week.
They're like he's going to play like, you know, obviously like
he's going to have to work out before the game and see if he's
OK. I'm like, he's not going to have
a full time role. Also he sucked ass Ridley.
He's either, he's either, he's either hurt or he's washed or
both. Yeah, he said he's either hurt
or he's washed or both. I think it's actually both.
And then Imanor has been kind of good and his his opportunity
like the underlying stuff, the 1st St. stuff's just as good as
Ridley's, if not better. And then you're, you're also
looking at Cam Ward, who is probably pretty bad, but he's
had like 3 insane pass rush matchups and his whole deal is
that he's kind of Sam Howell esque like where he just like
looks at the first read forever and then takes his sack.
So he's like the worst quarterback to go up against
elite pass rushes. Like he that's like going to be
a problem for him his entire career probably.
So I just felt like this isn't like a a really easy spot, but
it's not a bad spot and he's been in bad spots and I'm in or
like if you want to play like Cam Ward doesn't play like, you
know, the corpse of Joe Flacco, which is kind of how he
currently looks in the efficiency stuff.
Like you just want to be like, OK, he's bad, but he's not like
one of the worst quarterbacks of all time.
Then I think playing it through I'm in or to get like 37 yards
is is pretty good way to do it. I I'm with that, although I will
note that the Titans are establishing the shit out of it
on this drive, so we're going to need the Cardinals to get a nice
big lead. Otherwise, well, they also have
a horrendous, horrendous defense, so I think that the
Cardinals will be able to do that for us.
Yeah. So that's that's the hope
because yeah, otherwise it like the Titans look like right now
they are the Titans look like they agree with you about Cam
Ward being bad on this drive and they plan to run the ball at 9%
of the stats. They probably do agree with me,
but they're going to have no choice in about 10 minutes.
Ben Angles. Happy to answer that question.
Bengals ball first or a Lions ball first?
And Yancy, you're asking what albums?
This is my favorite question to get on any podcast appearance.
Strokes. Is this it?
As you did recognize? Beside that, we've got
Destroyer, which is also the name of one of our main event
teams, Your Blues. We've got Super Cramped, Prime
of the Century Talking Heads, Speaking in Tongues, Neutral
Milk Hotel, In the Airplane Over the Sea, Velvet Underground and
Nico Collins. We've got XCC.
We've got Elliott Smith's off titled.
Jamo gets an end around first play of the game.
My I dude Davis like so I had, you know, the the the hedge
book. Of course I'm thinking about DFS
when I made Jamo my Gold Star play and then I listened to
establish the million and Leone had of the flag plant and I was
yeah, so. That's that's one of those
feelings where you're like, oh, it's nice someone else who's
smart is on the same play as me. Oh shit, it is no longer a
sneaky play and it's going to get into a place I wouldn't have
made it my Gold Star lock. Can anyone can we can we get a
David Montgomery own rate in the the spy please?
I was going to guess like 12%. OK, 'cause I I almost bet.
I almost bet I I tried was trying to get a bet with J Mac
but I wasn't confident enough to do up to 10% because he
literally projected for 1%. J Mac said 1%.
I'm hearing 14%. God damn it.
Yeah, that's that was about right.
By the way, run Good Rick. Just to wrap up Jacob's music
Corner. Yes, I listen to Geese.
Their album Getting Killed is my favorite album that has been
released in the twenty 20s to the point that me and my buddy
are breaking my United States boycott to drive down to
Bellingham to see them at a university campus because the
only tickets remaining to the Vancouver show are like $800.00.
So Geese rules. Everybody should listen to Geese
you should also listen to. Kind of music is geese.
It's like indie alt rock, but like very it's it's a little
experimental. It's awesome.
If you listen to Cam, I guess you haven't, but Cam Winter had
a solo album who's the leader of Geese?
And there's like 2 pretty conventionally good songs on it.
Nausicaa and Love Takes Miles that rock.
And then this is the full group album that they've had for a
little while. And yeah, I would I would start
with Cobra. Cobra's an easy list.
Cobra. All right, I'll check it out.
I would say it has like talking head vibes.
I definitely get some clap your hands say yeah in there as well.
It sounds like a throwback. Like one of my favorite.
Thousands. Indie rock, yeah.
It's definitely, it's all of my favorite bands.
There's like one song on it, getting killed.
The title track sounds. It's a bit of a RIP off of
Reckoner by Radiohead, often Rainbows, but I love that song,
so it works for me. I love Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.
And I love Talking Heads. It's like all my favorite bands.
Just some Doors on there too, I think.
Yeah, it's awesome. Cool.
Nez is also a big geese guy. Yeah, Nez.
Yeah, Nez messaged me that that album.
I wasn't familiar with him. At least the Geese Project.
Yeah, I just saw. Rufus 1st and goal 1st and goal
from the 10 for the Lions. OK.
Rufus Wainwright. Rufus du Sol on Friday night.
Oh, nice. Ben Bomer.
Awesome. Yeah, it was nice.
It was really good. They're so good.
Like I love Ben Bomer, but he's like, it's like so chill and
like you're kind of like, yeah, this is cool.
And then Rufus comes on and they like first of all, it's not like
Ben Bomer has like he'll play like a piano, but like most of
it's like electronic just like it's just happening.
Like whether or not Ben was there is sort of irrelevant, you
know. But then Rufus is they like play
all their instruments like their actual band, which for
electronic stuff is, you know, nice change of pace and the
dude, their the rhythm, their drummer is so, so good.
That sounds fantastic. Yeah, you should just do 3
hours. See this Herbert run?
Herbert just had a massive rush. Like maybe some yards like
Justin. Yes, that's. 4041 yards.
KLS was the kick returner, by the way, so shout out, shout out
to KLS for being active, yeah. Jack, I have definitely listened
to Can, yeah. All right, how many quarters
into the game before we get a Lad Mcconkey reception?
Like 4. I I mean, I don't know, like.
I took his over on one of my solo Pickens just as like an act
of selfie. The porta touchdown.
Oh, all right, I have a little. Porta so it is officially tight
end day. Every single tight end.
Oh, that's Trey McBride. Not getting there on tight end
day is gonna be perfect. That's so good not getting
there. Bowers out.
On Bowers and kill. Out on.
McBride not gonna get there. Yeah.
All right. That's touchdown #1 you know,
it's OK if you think about it though, vaguely bullish for them
to just easily March down and score because that increases the
Make a Wish touchdown opportunity.
For. For you, David Montgomery, were
you under? The impression that there would
be a single drive this game where they wouldn't score.
I mean, it's always nice. It's always nice to see your
thesis actually play out. Like sometimes a game starts and
you're like, wow, I've I just got all of this wrong, Like The
Jets. Earlier today.
I know that got there, that got there was right.
No one was wrong about. Starting out, the thesis doesn't
look good. Yeah, Jets it's like, but The
Jets, you're actually better off I think if this happens, because
if they ever played from ahead, like it would be service Academy
one second every single play, they would be running the
fucking Navy wishbone ass offense.
It would be like every drive would be 14 plays, There'd be 7
briefs rushes, 3 Isaiah Davis rushes like it would be, it
would just wouldn't be good. Like it's this way.
At least if they just Fast forward to being down 3
touchdowns as quickly as possible, you might get there.
It's almost necessary because they like when they're down to
scores, they're still running the ball and playing slow.
It's like it it that's fast and pass heavy for them.
And then they're also still constantly getting penalties.
They had, I was I had that game on.
I'm watching it closely. There was like a 22nd cut to
Aaron Glenn, just like close up of his face in profile as he
stared out on the field. And they they're like, Jets have
like 18 penalties today or some crazy ass number.
What watch him like chew gum like it was like way too long.
It was very uncomfortable. And then like.
Double plays later their their tackle jumped or whatever and
then I think it was Ulta, he just goes 1919 penalty.
There was there was a sequence, I'm pretty sure, where it was
like The Jets had two penalties in a row and then Dallas took a
penalty and then The Jets took another penalty.
And it was like I felt like I was watching for 5 minutes and
it just kept oscillating between 1st and 20 and 1st and 15 and
2nd and 20. Five.
Yeah. It was so brutal, man.
Horrible. This comment from Jack in the
chat's incredible. Marv has 63 yards this week.
Not last, just. Clarity.
Dude I I am annoyed. It's going to go off next week.
That's right, you know we skate where the pockets going with our
pick em. Yeah, but it's like too far in.
The way too, way too early, Marvin.
'S up to 70. 9 Marvin's up to 79 yards already.
I skated. I skated to week 10 we.
All week for. Hours pick.
We, we have the, the main event team I have with Gretch and
Lawrence. We we have we're gifted with
death. And this was the week that we
finally benched Marv after playing him every other week of
the season because we were like, we have to get Judkins into the
lineup. And then we were like, do we
take Marv out or do we take Ladd Mcconkey out?
We took Marv out. So Ladd just dropped a
touchdown. Oh, that's a good timing.
For that I don't know if he was going to get. 2 feet that wasn't
a touchdown. Oh, OK.
All right, guys. I'm not giving.
I'm not giving Ladd the benefit of the doubt right now, all
right? He's not earned it.
He dropped. Then don't pause.
You're you. Are giving him the best it was
it was lad, so he was already out of the back of the end zone
is what I'm saying. You're giving.
Him, he was, he was saying he he scored two full feet on the
white. That was not.
At this point just Justin Herbert knowing LAD exists.
I guess it is a positive thing. I played, I played LAD.
Speaking of swaps, I played LAD on my best redacted team.
Left the. Remaining team anymore?
Yeah, it sure ain't. I do.
It looks like I have a sweat. I'm 4th in the Wildcat.
Nice. And I so I but it has Marvin
Harrison Junior on it with Fields, JT, Rico Waddle and Jake
Ferguson. Nice.
So probably The thing is though,
Pete, I'm sure you, I'm sure you know this when you have the wide
receiver in your sweating, you, you honestly don't want them to
do that good because then it means that the quarterback is
also coming with them. Right.
And Kyler would have been yeah. It's different if it's yeah.
Yeah, well, they're going to get a free shot here again right off
the offside on the field goal. So we're going to get another
chance of a touchdown from Chargers for someone.
Probably not LAD, probably QJ. It's just going to be Hampton,
right? If if the Colts just played
Ashton Doolan had AD Mitchell last week, we're we're for sure
five. I know, by the way, Yep.
Just I don't think he was a single snap.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he played like in score.
Sorry. Doolan played good.
Didn't someone have Doolan had a score right that they called?
Back it got pulled it got pulled back, but it was a yeah it.
Was a quick return touchdown, Yeah.
And then he also had like a 25 yard catch that I still think
was a catch, but they challenged and it got overturned.
Yeah, it was Hampton carried out of the two.
No way. That's a lot.
Oh, did we get it? That's a lot of duties.
This guy, if this guy's lying to me right now, if this.
Guy's lying. No What?
What? What that's?
The bags are back. It was so over.
He's up to a 3 1/2 percent advance rate.
Let's. Let's go, baby.
Kyler Kyler rushing TD. Oh man, it is a big day for
white hipsters who love Brooklyn rock bands like Geese and Draft
Lad Mcconkey. How did you just say it's a good
day for white people? No, lad Mcconkey is like,
there's different types of whites who score touchdowns, you
know, like, and lad Mcconkey is like specifically the he's a
hipster. He's like, the white bit is
like, yeah, going to the local coffee shop to get a $7.00 oat
milk latte and, you know, listens to every album that gets
a 9.0 from Pitchfork. He's the.
Shin. I mean this is literally hips.
You're describing hipster. I driving for non hipster
changed my life. Yeah, I am.
I'm just trying to say hipster in a slightly more entertaining
way, but. Yeah.
And hey man, great, great Garden State.
Don't think that went unnoticed. There we go.
There's. Nothing wrong with a $7.00
coffee. No dude, I actually I never get
oat milk but I was at my buddy's place last night just listening
to geese for two hours and he he made me an oat.
Milk wine there. I.
Like this so much dude, that's great.
So much. Well, we're he's the one.
I'm going to the show with your Saturday night was.
Drinking oat milk and listening to geese.
Well, then we then we went to an electronic show at like
midnight. So but you have to Rev up there
you. Go.
I think it's like I'm taking next strip chasing off because
I'm traveling to Saudi Arabia to see geese.
No, geese would not go to Riyadh.
They're not like Bill Burr. They have standards geese.
Flag the halftime show the Tom Brady Saudi Arabian flag
football game. They should just Kyrie can't
play now at comedy. Festival and the the flag
football game. No.
LAD was 25% drafted in the big BRP.
Wow, wow. Yeah, I mean people were worried
that it was going to get steamed up, but he was just capped by
his his ADPI assume Keenan's down at 15% cuz he lagged
behind. I don't really have any Keenan
teams cuz when I see Keenan and Ladd both on the board in Round
6, I know who I'm taking it's. Like I've got private.
That level of confidence, I do not.
I was not sure. I was not sure like which of the
two wide receivers of the Chargers, it would be easier for
me to just justify being the wide receiver one over LAD, but
it's actually shockingly QJ. Like I've kind of just accepted.
He's the first round of. But I think, yeah, it's easier
just to be like, it's QJ. Yeah, third year breakout
happens. It's not as common as it used to
be, but it happens. It happens.
Yeah, he's, he's the new Nico Collins.
Yeah. Well, Devonte Adams is the a
more obvious 1. He didn't even.
Really break. Out until year 4 I think.
Devante. A bunch of touchdowns.
Like. Yeah, he Devante was really in a
flash, like see, but I was that one.
I was actually like in on from the jump.
I loved Devante 2. Re draft leagues, but like that
was a different one because he he was really inefficient early,
but he always earned targets. Like, whenever he was on the
field, he had a really high target rate.
He just couldn't catch Quentin Johnston.
Like both couldn't earn targets and was inefficient.
And then now is the best receiver in the NFL.
I don't know, Adam's yards per hour on his rookie was like like
one. It was like insane.
But that's. Because his yards per target
must have been like 4. I guess, but I don't know.
I mean, you can't be earning that many targets.
It's like almost like four would would almost get you there at a
certain. Do you remember that?
You know what I mean? Do you remember that?
There was the one game against Detroit that I remember that he
had like 17 targets and had like 30 yards or something ridiculous
that like really spread my mind. Might have been his second year.
OK. He did, yeah.
His second, his second year was the really inefficient year
where he had 94 targets for 483 yards from Aaron Rodgers when he
was like MVP or Rodgers like that's.
To be at 5.2 yards per target from Aaron Rodgers is pretty
ridiculous. Yes, let's see, I'll do it right
now, so. I was gonna say I'm gonna run a
Pro Football Reference filter that includes both QJ and
Devonte Adams and Generator. He had a 14% targets per hour
run as a rookie, but I think you're thinking of a second
year. Second year is probably what I'm
thinking of. And he had, he was at 19% then,
which isn't good, but it's not terrible.
What was his yards per target? It must have been horrendous.
His yards per target year 2 is legitimately like 5.2. 5.1 It
was 5.8 which is. Mainly fast pro Pro Football.
Reference has a 5.1, but that's probably.
OK, OK. Well, yeah, the target numbers
on PFF are different sometimes. OK, I probably don't have
playoffs counting on my filter, that's why.
Adams was a what? I do have it on here.
Adams was a second round pick, so I'm gonna go.
He had he had 12 YPC in the playoffs so he got it boosted up
cuz he's a clutch player. Clutch player, yeah.
So I'm gonna go hi. Can we get to 3 SN?
He didn't really, really break out until year 550.
Yeah. Well, cuz he had a couple of
years in like year 3 and year 4 where I think it was a year he
was just caught a million touchdowns.
That's he was like a big touchdown.
Guy yeah, year three had 12114 and 14, so I guess you you would
call that a breakout obviously, but the efficiency didn't show
up till Year 5. Yeah, he didn't actually get
1000 yards till Year 5. That's crazy.
Here you go. I've I've got some Pete.
I just shared some all time names.
Yeah. Oh, what?
Is this what is this search hang on?
Right, 9997 and 12. So this is this is I probably
don't need it. I'm going to change the criteria
from 2000. I'm going to move it to 2010.
This is the this is the historical comps for Devante
Adams and Quentin Johnston's rookie season.
So this is had to be a first or second round pick.
Rookie season receiving yards less than 700 targets over 52 or
more touchdowns. Xavier Worthy is the best in
this comp set, but you've got Adams down here all the way at
the end. 62 PPR points his rookie year, Quinton Johnston,
56 fantasy points. So these were like of this, of
this pretty bad cohort, Quinton Johnson and Devante Adams were
the worst. Maybe you want to be the worst
in this. Maybe it's actually both.
Yeah. Well, what what I found was
interesting about running this filter the other day was there
were actually a ton of these guys who busted and then were
awesome. So you've got Fuller, you've got
JSN, you've got Brandon Cooks, you've got Dez Bryant, you've
got Christian Watson, and funnily enough, Xavier.
I would not have guessed that running this would have put
Xavier Worthy in the Devonta Adams Rookier cohort, but I
guess it's a pretty wide cohort. I just had I would have just hit
I have a solo pick em that was depending on Ken Walker 11 1/2
receiving yards and he just had a 12 yard cat called back for an
eligible man downfield. You're not going to share with
the rest of the class when you have these pick EMS, Jacob or
what? What actually happened is that I
forgot to put the profit boost on the main one we did.
I guess I need to make another one so I can take advantage of
the profit boost. Yeah.
All right, Andrew wants me to run a filter.
This is this is a good one. If you guys don't have a stat
head account. This is like the.
This is like the most fun thing
I do. Davis's streams would be 25
minutes long if this site didn't.
Once a week. You have no idea.
I do have an idea all. Right, we'll go rushing yards
two O 5. For like multiple years I
thought this website was pronounced Staffede just from
reading it. Staffede.
We'll go, we'll go. Last 10 years, 205 rushing
yards, 15 receiving yards. Le'veon Bell, Josh Jacobs,
Saquon Thomas Rawls, Eric Henry, Dalvin Cook, Todd Gurley, Dalvin
Cook Again, Leonard Fournette who somehow did this with 26.
Imagine Leonard Fournette getting exactly 26 PPR points
with these stats. That's the most Leonard
Fournette ass stat line of all time.
Yeah, I really miss Thomas. Rawls what was that?
Game 2? I think I remember that.
Yeah, Jacksonville Game 26 to. 24 over Denver.
I don't remember this Thomas Rawls game, A 2015 game against
the 49ers. Thomas Rawls was splitting work
with Fred Jackson. He had 30 rushes.
Oh my God. Wow.
Who's on? Who's on the that Seattle team?
The 2015 Seattle Seahawks? Thomas Rawls?
Marshall Lynch? Yes, yeah, he got.
Her. That's how Rawls became a thing.
That would have been like Doug Baldwin, like close early career
Doug Baldwin. And this was this was back when
we all would have been, we all would have spent our fab on
Kristen Michael. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I I will. I'll always.
Remember. I'll, I'll always remember there
was a week where like leading up to the game, the Pete Carroll
quote was, they were like, what are we gonna do in the
backfield? And he specifically said we're
gonna let see Mike Rock. And I, I was so excited they
didn't let see Mike Rock. Yeah.
He had such like it was like his first step and then burst was so
good like it jumped off the screen.
One of the most athletic running backs.
Ever. Yeah.
And I just I'm still confused why it never worked.
He must have just sucked everything else with that.
He definitely. Sucked everything else.
Yeah, it was so amazing. He also had like no versatility,
like he couldn't catch it all. He couldn't pass protect at all.
So like his yeah, yeah, yeah. Purpose was like like.
I'm an organs. Had the bolster.
It was basically like, come on, Alec.
It was it was kind of like the like, you know, like Adrian
Peterson, like late career when it was just like he's still kind
of good, but like he can literally only do one thing,
which is run straight under center cards.
So you just can't really do that in the modern offense.
That was kind of, but without having previously been a Hall of
Famer. The guys that like really jumped
out to me visually, it was it was him and then Cordero
Patterson. I was like, this guy's insane
like his. He's like the way like he like
gets in like more steps than anybody, you know, like he has
like a pitter patter feet, but he's like super tall.
Yeah, well, no, actually got because Pacheco's stomping.
He's like and Pacheco. Is Pacheco has good foot
frequency but he doesn't use it to drive forward.
Yeah, it's all into the. Urban it's all it's all
jackhammer. Yeah, it's a jackhammer.
Wow, great question from Jack Ward.
This is another fun one to run. 100 yard. 100 yard game.
Less than 5 receptions. Who's going to be?
On Jackson, I, I I don't have the most.
Yeah, it's definitely got to be D Jax.
It's yeah. It's got to be MM Wallace has
got to be on that. Wallace Martavis Bryant since it
Jackson maybe? Moss.
Not as many, not as many of these as you would think.
Honestly, both mosses. Both mosses.
I was like which one? Both mosses, yeah. 4/4 Deshawn
Jacksons. Oh yeah, but.
There's a lot of how many who's who's the leader?
Well, this is by, this is by PPR points.
There's got to be a different fine totals from all games.
Why don't you just, why don't you just sort it by name and
then you'll see, then you'll see them.
Possible. This is an easy.
This is an easier way to do it all.
Right. I'll, I'll let I'll let you run
the staff feed. This is what he was born to do.
Fuller Fuller's got to have it. Yeah.
Fuller, Yeah. Fuller, Yeah.
Diami Brown What? Really.
No, this is OK. Hold on, hold on.
This is not right. Another last.
Catch. Let's go.
Find players with most games. OK, here we go.
Here we go. This is the right way to do it.
Nice QJ play right after that. Here we go.
OK, this is what we're looking for. 9 for Deshawn Jackson, 9
for Maclaurin, 9 for Amari Cooper, 7 for A.J.
Brown, 7 for MB S. MB S.
How many of them that makes sense for him?
Yeah, he must have like five of those just as rookie year.
Like I remember that like with Tannehill where they would just
once a game, it would be in the third quarter and be like A.J.
Brown has no catch, Alan Hearns slant.
Oh yeah, that's. Oh my God.
Tyrell Williams. Tyrell the gazelle.
I fucking love that guy. I love that guy, man.
Sean Tucker, one carry for one yard, by the way.
Well. I could not bring up the words
Rashad White without the chat going Sean Tucker, Sean Tucker,
Sean Tucker, Sean Tucker. It is an extremely Rashad White
stat line so far though. 5 carries, 2 catches for a total
of 21 yards that he's going to get here DPR, I guarantee you.
Now that you you have an in with the projections community, can
you could you like assemble across platform assembly a
meeting of the minds? Instead of Jacoby Myers.
To get rid of Jacoby Myers, it's got to stop, dude.
I've just got to stop. Dude, I, I with Adam, with you
to Cal and with Adam, I've told them the last two weeks I was
like, it's just, it does not make sense.
Like we cannot be giving him these targets per route run
numbers. And it's nuts.
Now, part of it. Part of it next week truly like
it'll now be a three-week rolling average where he's been
awful in terms of targets per route run and yards per route
run. That and I don't know the way
that Sabre or whatever does it, but I know the way that Run The
Sims does it, the rolling average, like he's going to look
a lot worse next week because it it also weights the most recent
four weeks, the heaviest in their sample.
Yeah, no, but it's everybody. It's not.
It's not like one side's like hot Myers like, well, they're.
Every like everyone's also giving a particular the reason
why the reason he was so hot today was because Bowers was
out. Right.
I think it's. I think it's just like a
combination of things that I feel like the projections just
can't get around, which is you have you have like 2 guys,
Tucker and Thornton who like well Thornton's never earned a
target in his life. And then Tucker has like a long
history of being a non target earner.
They have no target earning at tight end.
And you have like Gino now sucks, but like you have a
history of him being pretty good, being pretty good and.
And their team total was. Pretty good.
So it's just like where are the targets going to go And like
they were what like 7 point dog. So you're probably projecting a
high pass rate in anything like even even with a low PROE,
you're going to have like a high base pass rate if you're a 7.100
dog. So yeah, it's just it's just
kind of hard not to give the targets to Myers if you're like
assembling A projection, but obviously this doesn't happen.
Yeah. I mean, the reason I'm saying is
that I have a good line up that has Myers in it and I'm a little
very filtered, but yeah. If you don't have a good line up
today that has Jacoby Myers in it, you probably just spent the
week not consuming any content or looking at any projections
and made a team that would. Be.
Great. You were you.
Were a phone. You were a phone shitter bro.
Yeah, I could. Yeah, I should have phone shit
on this one. Jacoby Jacoby Myers is just the
wide receiver version of Tony Caller.
Like every week they just have theoretical points and then what
do you get? Yes, James says.
Jacoby is such a theoretical stud.
He looks so good on paper these. Throwback Seahawks uniforms are
so good. Dude, this is the best uniform
match up of all time. It's the two best Rosies in the
NFL. Like the it's just just.
JSN, by the way, is up to 3429, so pacing pacing nicely.
It's like one of the all time like 90s starter jacket
colorways too. Yeah, bright blue and and green.
These should just be their uniforms.
I don't understand like why they aren't?
I mean, society is totally and has been for years heading,
heading back to the 90s look. So I'm surprised that they
haven't just been like, yeah, we're going to wear these.
All they're just much better than the regular uniforms.
They look good. They don't look like some old
school like throwback thing. Yeah, Chad, like there's
literally no good reason why these shouldn't just be the
regular uniforms. Chad is currently winning the
Dog Bowl qualifier, but his wide receiver too is Jacoby Myers.
Yeah, I saw it. But doesn't he have another line
up there too? I think he had one in 21st too
maybe? No, he's first and third.
Yeah, he's I need to. Get 2 there.
Yeah, can imagine winning the Dog Bowl with Jacoby Myers.
It would be like the greatest accomplishment ever.
Chad, rooting for you. Someone, someone won.
Someone won two weeks ago with five from Marv.
Yeah. And then the other one, Yeah.
So Rico on both those teams. There you go.
Looks kind of good today. That's the second like,
impressive catch. Can you win multiple seats?
The Dog Bowl. Yeah.
Yes, you can tap at 3:00, but you can win up to that.
What happens if someone were to win their fourth seat like they
they had they had two seats and then they get they take first
and second in a week. What happens?
That second thing drops I believe down to 4th, so they'd
get the $1000 fourth but not the.
Oh my gosh. I'm pretty sure that's how it.
Is that would be I would be so miserable.
No, you'd have. You'd have you.
Would have what 30,000 qualifiers had 9?
Shots and. 200,000 and another extra 1000 in your pocket.
You'd be fine. You'd be running so unbelievably
high. The Seahawks just ran the
dumbest play. Oh my God that was so dumb.
It was all on. They ran the mill role play, but
it was just so unnecessary. I cannot.
I cannot wait to see this. It's not great.
Oh, now I'm going to see it. Oh, the oh Jesus Christ, that's.
Kind of Walker's fault, actually.
Well, I I don't think so. Why?
Why is it Walker's fault? Did he did he get too wide?
He got his hand. He got his hand on it.
No, Yeah, but he threw it. I just look, I I just can't.
I can't be mean to Jalen Millrol.
Look, I mean, I guess we're the naysayers and you're letting us.
Know yeah, he's he's my he is my large adult son.
I'm not, I'm not saying like. Bad about him.
There's no, There's no. World in which Ken Walker is
like expected to catch a ball as he's running straight in One
Direction and then catching it like he's Odell Beckham.
On the one hand, Vine. All right, speaking, Speaking of
the the projection industrial complex, Tony Pollard fumble.
Tony. Tony Pollard fumble.
This guy's done. Give, give.
It's it's time for the Taj. It's time for Taji Spears to now
take over the role of having 14. Carries what is?
What is? Yeah, I was gonna say what?
Like, what are we thinking Taji Spears is gonna do?
You would have said the same thing.
What's? Nico gonna do over Chuba?
I don't know, run for fucking 200 yards?
Buddy, I did, I did. I spent all morning on my stream
saying I don't want to play this Rico Dowdell cash team before
finally just submitting to it. Are you gonna win again on the
Gil cast? Oh yeah.
Davis's winning streak on the Guilt cast is like bringing me
so much joy. God, just, it's such a fun show.
You just gloat. You make fun of the same Toby.
Myers I gotta listen to the guilt cast.
That's. It's it's been so good.
Wait, I'm not, I'm not gonna spoil it, but like, just wait
till you see what Nate did. You're you're like.
Yeah, wait, I honestly can't. Yeah, don't spoil it.
I got it. I'm not gonna spoil it.
I'm not. Spoil it, I'm not.
Don't spoil it, but just so you know, I want the football to be
over so I can listen. Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'll listen to that. Are you?
Just not a fan of Davis. You said you don't listen to the
Gill cast or the Swole cast. You you've said previously.
I I like There's so much in my life that's consumed by fantasy
football that I pick and choose I.
I'm fully, I don't listen to anything.
I read the the Jacob the Hitchhiker's Guide.
I read that and then I read as much of ceiling signals as I can
get through, and then I read as much of the walkthrough as I can
get through on the treadmill in the morning on Friday, and
that's it. I listen to, I listen to the
walkthrough like I would, I certainly don't read it because
I could listen to it and then I can like walk by the ocean while
I listen to Michael. Carter just scored.
Again, Wow. Let's go, Michael.
Go. Yeah, so I I listen to the
walkthrough every week. I listen to.
Stuff. Wait, no, that was Bam Knight.
That was Bam Knight. Oh my God.
We had our basic Crosby as Brock Bowers moment.
For this. One listen, I'm not I'm
absolutely not letting you guys. You don't know the difference
between a fucking. Dude, that was a oh.
I don't think he got in, guys. No, I don't think he's in, but
he did look really good on the run.
I got to find, I got to, I got to go find some Twitter searches
because I have a lot of pro Bam night tweets from like.
Bring in Amari Demarcato for for maximum lols here.
No, come on. Yeah, he's short.
Give it to Carter. Give it to the.
Give it to the Carter Jonathan game.
Not kidding about this hot hand shit.
Man, I actually really need a Marvin Harrison junior game
though. Like actually like this is not
great. Cobra, if you think this is
gonna help us out, you are sorely mistaken.
Telling us not in jersey numbers zero I got.
RJ Harvey and JK Dobbins wrong five times in one game.
Yeah, I can assure you. I think I would be able to tell,
but I get the plays 15 seconds after everybody else does so.
I mean not stealing. Signals look look how small the
screen is that I'm watching on. Are you watching on a Nintendo
DS? I'm watching on my iPhone,
whatever it is. God, that looks like a that's
like a contraption. Pull that back up.
That's an iPhone. That looks huge.
It is huge for an iPhone. It is.
Huge man, that's that's Max is. That one of the big ones.
That's the. The Pro Max?
How big? Is your pockets, Yeah, Max.
I I actually like can't really keep them in my like gym shark
short pockets. Davis had to buy Jinko jeans
just for that device. So we did get the band touchdown
after all. Well, I've always, I've always
got the Pro Max because you can film like we like me and my
buddies, we film our skateboarding stuff just.
On this. And the Pro Max camera's super
nice. I.
Got to get that I got to. Call out a video camera.
I got to get one of those so. I can.
Well, you can't fit it in your pocket, so someone say you are
hauling out of. It I am hauling it around
Paxton, why are why am I watching on I why do you think,
man? You think I have like, my cable
TV hooked up down here in my fucking dungeon?
So I'll give the reason to so I have red zone up on my one
monitor, but then red zone doesn't allow on your computer
doesn't allow you to do the four box.
So I have the four box on on my phone so I can see some of the
games. So I'm.
And I you guys are really small over to the side and then I have
two screens. So I went red zone and then the
the Bengals Lions game so I can keep track of Chase.
And and I don't have two monitors, I just have one 4746
inch wide monitor right like this.
My whole arm's being stretched out is not as wide as my actual
monitor is. I normally do the box wait.
If you've got that big of a monitor then you could you go
multiple windows. I I could but I'm trying to be
locked in on my program dude. I'm trying to be a good broad
team. Yeah, you trying to be locked in
on a? Program.
It was just a. Monitor fall out of my seat.
Davis says a quad box, but it's the four of.
US. Locked in on a program man.
Well, actually I will, I'll give away, I'll give away a little
bit of alpha on on this topic. I don't think we have the alpha,
but we need to give. You.
I actually didn't. I don't think I messaged you
about this. I think I just messaged Pete.
The guys at playback reached out to me about doing like, oh, like
we could literally have the games up.
That'd be cool. But the red zone trial?
But you, you can only, you can only do it on playback like we
can't, we can't do it on YouTube.
Got it. Oh, I see.
Like like. Our show ship cast would only be
on playback. No, Trevor, I don't understand
this take at all. About they allow the simulcast
now. They do OK.
But it would that. 'D be fun.
You could only watch the game if you log in whatever on playback.
Here it would just be our video boxes or whatever.
OK, Yeah. Just what it is as is.
I've never disagreed with anything more than what Trevor
says is that Davis is underrated, funny.
I think Davis is known for being funny.
He's underrating. How funny.
David say, I would say overrated I think.
No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying over it.
I just think properly rated. Yeah, probably, I think when.
People say when people say Davis, they say funny, and
that's correct. They do, they do say.
That I don't even think that he's even a little underrated.
Funny. I've heard it I.
Would say he is an underrated analyst, but I would say he's
directly rated for A. Humor.
I would say he's AI would say he's a rated analyst.
I've never disagreed with anything more, Started.
Nil, by the way, is 75% of the way to hitting his pick em
Rashad here we go Rashad touchdown.
Oh, let's go. Well, at least I need, I need to
have a huge Rashad game because I was so bullish on Rashad over
Dowdle that I need Rashad to get like 35 now, so.
And then you can. Make me laugh at.
Hey, at least no harm was done. You know if if they both get 35
points. So in cash games, the two V2 was
Michael Pitman, junior Rashad White versus Rico and Jacoby
Myers, and Jacoby Myers was so ass that Michael Pitman.
Junior White. White Pitman.
It it's like, it's like, it's like actually a sweat because
Jacoby was so bad. Yeah.
Because Pitman had, yeah, it looks like 14.9.
Jacoby, I assume had like 20. He had 7.
No, he liked 7. He had 7 so Rico so that's so
we're starting +7 Rico had Jesus Christ.
He had like 3535. 35.4. So that means so white just used
to get to 28 and then and then and.
Then very, very, very and he's like for him to get.
To He's like close to halfway there.
He's already at what? He's 8.1.
Well, it's 4.6. Yeah, he's already at 13.
So let's do it. How about, how about my guy
Jalen Waddle? Look at that, it's.
Gonna be a legal. Yeah, that's.
Nice. Yeah, Yeah.
Look great. How did you feel?
How did you feel when he how did you feel when he limped off to
the medical tent for the first time?
Well. He got hit in the nuts.
Burning because he clearly got hit in the balls.
Oh, I'm just not paying that close of attention.
All I saw was. The announcer on the broadcast
said they were like, I think we can emphasize the word waddle on
this injury. Yeah, that's what he said based
on where he was in. Got to waddle it around.
And I was like, oh, OK, thank you.
That was actually quite informative.
Oh DK holy shoot. DK who A.
Kick return God Shamari DK had like a kick return.
Kim Ward I think might be pretty bad.
Yeah, someone on someone in the comments said something.
They were like, when are we going to admit Cam Ward is a
bus? It's like, I think Pat's been
admitting that the whole time. Yeah.
I just think most busts are better than he's been.
It's basically where I'm at. Like even as a bust you can
expect him to like dead cat bounce.
A little bit. Those stats you were listing off
through four games were just so devastating with his.
He's been worse than Zach Wilson to start his career.
Yeah. Yeah, it's horrible.
The the the film industrial complex won't quit Cam Ward.
They think he's looking good so far.
Dan Arlovski was going to do 20 minutes on.
Him. Tomorrow, Dan Arlovski.
Dan Arlovski Dan Arlovski had it was he was.
He was winning big time yesterday with the Mark Sanchez
stabbing. How you win big time on.
Have the have the. First devil Never.
Turned. More aggressively.
He went, he went, he went big on, you know, praying, praying
for Mark Sanchez's family. This is the greatest guy I've
ever met. Type B.
Oh, I see, I see. Yeah.
Oh, also the the the most embarrassing one was Dan Dokic.
Dan Yeah, so. Embarrassing people, but like he
did this whole rant about how like, you know, crime in
Indianapolis is out of control because of the, the, the left
wing liberals and like, look at what happened to this upstanding
man getting stabbed in the streets of Indianapolis.
And then it was like, oh. Actually, like seemingly
attacked this Uber Eats driver Orlovsky meant the over on. .5
Sanchez test Oh no. Oh my God.
Did we? Did we spot start Gadsden?
Yeah, somewhere, yeah. I I was going to say I think
I've I've got him replacing Bowers on at least one.
I I honestly can't tell you like anything less fun than sticking
with Chase on this like interception thrown to chase.
Like it's so gross, like. No, this is.
This is good for David. This is David Montgomery right
now. We're getting it.
We're going to get the D Mont right away.
If we don't. Get this.
Chase is just Jacoby Myers. That's what it is.
He's Jacoby Myers, but good. Oh my God, that is going so far.
Pat Pat usually does not get this tilted that you've, like,
become Davis. Tell me the difference between
Jamar Chase and Jacoby Myers this week.
They're the same. This is.
Pat Matic right here.
I'm serious, like it's not his fault.
No, you are. You are doing.
You're doing the classic Matic thing.
You're taking something that clearly has a kernel of truth
and is directionally accurate. But you're we're doing it by
three steps. Yeah, you know what?
Probably and probably am off because he probably won't get to
Myers score. I'd rather have Myers.
You are right. I'm actually off on this bad
tape because you'd rather Meyers.
You know what? Oh my God, I'll say it.
I love that Pat like did this, like he's like yelling at like
some form of mechanism that forced him to play Jamar Chase
as though this wasn't of his own free will.
Like he's he's like, he's like you idiots like with your Jamar
Chase. And now he's in my lineup.
I don't know how he got there, but it sucks.
It was never going to work. Would you guys go?
I'd go as far as to say Pat is properly rated funny after.
That. No, no.
Pat Pat is underrated funny because when he, when, when he
makes me laugh, he really makes me laugh.
And you do not, you do not know it's coming.
The Lions are on the five. We can we please get a shot at
David Montgomery's sister and then David Montgomery in the
backfield. Just give us.
Like a a single solitary tear rolling down David Montgomery's.
Face Pat is usually like the adult in the room, so when he
when he leaves that behind and just goes tilt comedian, it's
the best thing ever. It's the.
Best. All right, here we go,
Montgomery Rush. Got more?
Always on the 2 Jamo. I don't.
Think the. For real.
Someone just. Said I don't know if I trust
that. Oh my.
It would be it would be very funny if Davis was upset by a
Jamison Williams touchdown. I am.
I don't think Saber Sims going
to send you a Rolex for that rant about the Jamar chase.
Play Pat. By the way, this, this
definitely happened like that. That already happened, yeah.
All right, they're on the they're on the one.
The J MO dude. Dan Campbell.
You know the mission? Come on, Dan.
Oh, it's it's Mon. No, you got stuff.
For a loss of two are. You kidding me?
Come on Dan, do it for his sister.
They're going to. They're going to do.
It Montgomery pitch do it for the.
Sister do it for the sister. Oh, I did not like how Herbert
got sacked there. He looks fine.
Andrew's having a good show today.
The bagels are heartless. Yeah, I would say.
Andrew is underrated. Funny.
Yeah, I would too. Yeah.
Come on. But he's moving towards properly
rated at this point. Here we go.
He threw a fucking touchdown. No way.
Montgomery to Brock, right? Is that what we got?
Are you? No, we only have rush touchdown.
We only have Rush. Touchdown.
This does not make his sister happy.
It does dude. I.
Think this is. Probably pretty sister's pumped.
We're screwed now. That's the worst.
Thing we're so. That was that was the worst.
That was the worst. Thing.
You're. Saying.
They literally. Then.
Deflated. Yeah, dude, that's it.
Does this does this count for the survivor pool touchdowns or
no? No.
Rushing.
He was like 1,000,000%. He was 20.
He was 27% owned in this whole cast.
Touchdown Survivor. I don't want to like say if I
contributed this is that or. Not.
This is literally the funniest possible outcome.
Like, you have to admit, like this whole week, we've just done
this whole, yeah, Dave Montgomery's.
Gonna get a touchdown. He starts with six even.
More, even more than you would. Think but he throws it.
I I had David. He's he starts with four, but
he. Started.
Start with. 6 I have David Montgomery to score a touchdown
on like every 30% profit boosted underdog entry I've done for
like the last week. Someone tell Dan Campbell she'll
walk again if he gets a rushing TD.
Oh my God, they got assigned Javon Baker for the active
roster right now. That was like, this is a big for
the is the NFL rigged crowd. It's going to be having a lot of
fun with this one. Dude there was a there was a
good NFL rigged moment this morning in the London game
because they had the graphics showed up before the snap with a
flag and then the play ran and then there was a flag but it was
holding which can only happen post snap.
Right. They revealed the script.
Quentin Johnson, if they. Did that, if they did that for
The Jets game, there would be no conspiracy because.
That's just. QJ.
Wow. He's so back, He's so back.
The QJ, the QJ we know and love, is back.
Oh, did he have a brutal drop or something?
Fumble. Fumble.
Oh man, do I ever fucking love to see that.
Rescue me, Rescue me. Underdog, he started a
touchdown. Underdog, he scored a touchdown.
Rescue ones, dude, this is girl. Rescue me.
He said the plane was directionally accurate.
Jacob told me he'd start with six.
He only started with four rescue.
Me give us give us 66% of our payout back.
The the really good part of that.
Troll. Do by the way, is that it was to
Brock Wright and not La Florida. I know that's the, that's the
best part, I know. For sure.
Oh, man, this is so Steph, said QJZ 80, Mitchell, the Chargers.
It is kind of like, I love Steiken as a play caller and
he's obviously he's going to win coach of the year.
But like the the difference between Shane Sykin and Jim
Harbaugh is that Jim Harbaugh was like, come here, QJ.
Like let me let me nurture you back to being your greatest
self. And Shane Sykin was like, yeah,
Haiti's never seen the fucking field again.
It's. Actually doing for life now.
If Amy played for Jim Harbaugh, he would have 1500 yards in a
season in his career. How do you like actually cannot
believe how annoying that was. It was, I mean, I think we're
still going to get there because it's the Bengals.
They're going to score 7 touchdowns today.
Yeah, we still might get there, but it's.
But like, but now they have to get there.
Now they have to get there for real, because they're not going
to do the pity. Right anymore, right now, it's
like a real thing that could be huge.
Goal for David Montgomery's sister.
It's the Triple Crown. A passing, rushing and receiving
for David Montgomery. Like at that point, she's
walking, right? That's what I'm saying, man,
like. They're cutting guys.
They're cutting them on the sideline like it's, it's over.
They're talking about his family like it's, Oh my God, it's
every, all the juice, the the balloon is just a little.
You can flap it around completely deflated.
I can't believe that I I truly never we we talked about the
receiving risk. We kind of we came in with a
little bit of open eyes on that, but did not see the passing 1.
No, we didn't see the passing touchdown coming.
It's going to and we're going to get the the post game interview
where Dan Campbell's going to talk about scripting up this
play. Yeah, he's like, he's like,
well, I, I sat down with David. I was hugging his mom.
It's it's so oh, he's oh, this is before the game.
I guess that he saw his sister. He's.
Going into the locker room. He's I Literally, yeah.
I did what I came. Here to do.
Fell underdog Underdog. What odds could we have gotten
on David Montgomery throwing a touchdown?
It probably would have been like 12:50 and we would all be like.
Do we think David Montgomery has a passing attempt in his career?
He's been in the NFL since 2019. There's no way he does.
I think I'd remember it. He had one in 2021, incomplete.
Really. Oh.
Do you think his sister's always wished he completed that pass?
I guess so. That's why they had to make sure
it was a passing touchdown. Jacob, you know the the pass
that Tyler Warren threw today. My read of the situation was
that was not what the play was for.
No, he. Just threw it.
He just threw it away. It was just smart because he he
was going to get tackled for like a four yard loss and he
just chucked it. Yeah.
What we need is we need the bank.
So the Bengals, the defense didn't quit until the third
quarter last week. What we need them to do is we
need them to just quit right now.
Jake Browning is so bad. So you look.
Like actually good like 2 years ago.
What what I mean not good but like serviceable like what
happened? Do you know that like when
you're watching Justin Fields, which it did a lot of today, he
has this, he drops back and then right before he's about to
throw, he like tilts and you're like, oh, OK, just you know,
he's we're about to get a good throw, about to get a deep
throw. Browning doesn't tilt.
He like he kind of like does this and you're like, OK, here
comes the throw and then he throws it 3 yards downfield.
What's the point? Just flick it.
If you're doing that, you don't need to like fucking Jake
Browning. I think that Gretch wrote about
this, but it's that he's got this fucking pop gun arm, JSN
touchdown, He's got this pop gun arm.
And so he can't get the, he's too afraid to throw the 27 yard
ball in the tight window that you have to do against these
Cover 2 defenses now. So it's just everything's in
front of the defense. And then anytime he goes down
the field, it's like not a confident throw.
Yeah, I mean, he's not doing it. He's just like it's just all
dump off check down bullshit. That was a.
Safe play there, nice throw. Cashing all my double UPS on
FanDuel now. Nice.
I you Squirrel patrol made this point to me the other day that I
had never thought of, but is one of the most like eye opening
things of all time, which is that FanDuel does not allow you
to download CSVS of contests. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
So these data science nerds, they can't just download the CSV
of every opponent who plays and then like model real time player
behavior to improve their Sims to such a great degree.
So the the people who are The Sims on FanDuel are not as good
because they're not modelled on Realplayer behavior.
Yeah, Yeah, he might. Just couple weeks.
It's a lot. It's a lot easier to win on
FanDuel because the the. Line.
It's a lot harder to log in so you know.
It's a lot. It's a lot.
It's a lot harder to log in. I did make a lineup this week
because they threatened to charge me $2.90.
It worked. Do having to do a screenshot
with FF Comedy? FF Comedy Hour under Score Pete
is the timeline I want to live in.
It has Jacoby Myers on it. I just checked.
I guess I'm not logging in for another three years.
All right, I'm up to, I'm up to third in the Wildcat.
Pete. Here's my here's my team.
All right, let me pull it up. No one, No one you want to rely
on more, no one you want to rely on more to win you 10,000
American dollars than Marvin Harrison Junior Shirley Mark.
Fields. Oh marv.
OK. And what what place are you in?
I'm in 3rd right now. In the only one with PMR ahead
of you or no no one with PMR ahead of you?
Looks like I've got no PMR ahead.
No PMR ahead nice dude and how much ground?
What's the number I am points. Do you need to?
I'm a I'm a half a point back. Nice dude.
So. Nice.
When I'm in first but all the all the lion stuff is coming
though so I kill. He has to score a touchdown.
Well, less of the lion stuff is coming if they have their
running back throw passes to their back if.
David Montgomery is going to throw a touchdown to Brock right
then. Yeah, less of it's coming.
Yeah, as someone who played a goth Jamo Laporta Gibbs lineup
in the Spy, I didn't really love that outcome.
Personal. Oh oh.
Jacori Krosky, Merritt Wildcat snap.
Oh nice. Did he get did he get 8 yards?
He got 8 yards. It was a nice.
Little oh dude, we hit it. That's our first pick him.
There you go. Jake.
Pretty nice job. There we go.
This is someone in the chat before asked me to defend my JCM
pick. Well, you know who couldn't
defend it? The Los Angeles Chargers.
Eat it. Where are we at on JSN yardage?
Why Grand Slam? He's on pace 35 yards, 77 and.
1/2 Go Canada, Let's. Go.
JCM Touchdown. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, aren't you worried? Aren't you worried?
By. The way 0 touches for Chris
Rodriguez today, so. Chris Christy Yard.
Has more fantasy points on the year than Derrick Henry.
Fucking eat shit. Where are you talking to?
Chad the Raider. Even that anti GCM.
It was so specific, no. Because, well, wait, I, I don't
remember if it was Chad Trader or Hubbard, but one of those
fucking boomers tweeted at me after our FFPC main event team
where we took him in 96 and said your process reeks of stupidity.
Let me know when you're drafting again, I said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll let you know when I'm drafting.
Kept the pin tweet where we have all of our drafts.
Highly bout his motherfucker. Like.
Chad Chad peaked in November 2024 and.
And then, and then, oh, what's the what's with that fucking guy
Lutes, the guy with the Danny Dimes avatar?
Oh, fucking guilds. Fuck you.
Guilds, guilds, guilds, guilds Guild tweets, guilds tweets.
And he says, guilds says maybe you'll learn next year, dude,
maybe you'll learn next year. Yeah, I will.
I will. Guilds I'll learn next year.
Hey, maybe, maybe I'll take maybe I'll take Derek Henry in
the second round Guilds. Yeah, you know what?
Fuck Chad Powers too. I bet he'll.
Fuck Chad Powers dude, you're 40.
Are we really gonna have to? Deal.
Are we really gonna have to deal with this Chad Powers thing?
Oh, we, oh, dude, I woke up this morning like fucking violently
hungover. Like I, I wanted to die.
And then the first thing that I see when I turn on my TV at 6:30
AM is fucking Glen Powell doing the Chad Powers thing and I
couldn't take. It I couldn't it's like
unbearable. It's he's like, oh, I watched
out of my college program. You know me, a college guy.
Years. Old what?
Dude like Glenn Powell came off this massive year he could be
doing anything right now. Like I would rather him be in a
marvel. Movie like, Oh yeah, of course
he could do Marvel movies. He could do it.
I think we still have a shortcoming on that.
I'm pretty sure Zach was working on a Chad Power short.
I think. It does a lot about your
profile, Davis, where they can get like their audience is in
your mentions. That's where they're going to
get the the most people seeing their stuff.
So that's a. That's a compliment.
To you. Here's the deal.
I just I'm totally fine taking my licks when I'm wrong.
But if you're going to tell me I'm wrong about Jacory Krosky
Merritt, you need to check yourself because it was so
obviously the right way to play fantasy football this year.
Well you work with a a pretty big anti JCM.
Guy Oh, don't I need a message? Let me.
JCM. Guy let me let me message him
right now. Yeah.
Oh. Every single time he gets any
carry, the first thing I do is just go straight to his Twitter
page and see what's going on. By the way, Steph said.
We didn't start him this week. Why didn't we start?
We didn't start him anywhere. We have him on like half the
teams. We got to start him somewhere.
Dude, we drafted too many good running backs, people.
People are saying we're known for our prowess of, of drafting
good running backs. Grant and.
Stardom. That probably means we started
like Rico Doubt. Oh, we started.
Carter, OH, we started. To.
That's fine. Card is good, that's fine.
We draft running backs to where you just have to skate to where
the puck is gonna be about Week 15.
We're at like this this bill thing though, like the obviously
like it's not like his lock box touchdown like he's gotten.
I don't even know if Rodriguez seen the field.
He doesn't have a touch today. So it's a legit usage flip.
I don't know if you guys were reading the Dan Graziano piece
every week that they do. They were like yeah, they've
been OK with the committee, but they view to Corey Croskey merit
as the guy who they want to install as the lead back before
the end of the season. That was that was why I was on
is over. It seems like it's happening
we're. Getting pretty bullish.
Take over? Yeah, because Mcnichol's the
only other guy with touches right now.
There's been no C Rod. God if people thought I was
annoying before, wait until I advance one more team over
expectation and best ball mania. 6AW.
Man dude, when when Davis advances 26 teams to the first
round it is over for. It's over for the haters dude.
I mean statistically the the ideal number of teams you want
to advance is 25. Yeah.
Because we yeah, that's true, 26 might as well be 100. 26 months
will be 100. Yeah, I'm, I'm actually kind of
screwed. I'm, I'm advancing too many
teams right now. I got to get my numbers.
Down. Yeah, I'm advancing 3 over at
the moment. You know what?
I've not looked at my eliminators yet.
I'm if we if we can just stop the count, I'm at 31.
I wonder if my let's. See here I.
Wonder if my lab team. Is my eliminators look good so
far? Dude.
Hampton is unreal, Yeah. Like he, he's just like a really
good player. He was like playing terrible and
then he had like one sick play and a switch just flipped and
now he's the best running back in the NFL.
Yep. Like his A.
Nice catch. I bet you wish you played him
instead of. Chasing I do.
I do wish I played him. I wish I played GSN.
I even wish I could have played Chase Brown.
I would. Have fine chase.
Brown just played Michael Carter.
It's it's fine. 8 targets for 2 and 38 is.
Going to rather have Jamison Williams tell you that a
favorable game script could be good in garbage time.
Probably better play. Than Tesla?
Tesla What's? The worst player you wish you
would have played over Jabbar Chase, right?
Now, like, for real, I don't know.
Like there's a lot of people. So go ahead.
Probably Cooper cops, right? Marvin Marvin Harrison Junior.
Marvin Harrison Junior I like Easy Easy, Which?
I bam, Knight. Bam Knight?
Sure, yeah, I'd rather I'd rather have Bam Knight.
How many DS is this? 8.6 You might might want to
Tate. On no I I I want chase over odd
Hotton is the no. Would you like to I'll give you
right now even odds K dot and versus Javar chase fantasy
points. I don't.
No, I'm not taking it. I'm not taking it.
I can't double down on Chase. Dude Lee gets touchdown
reception. I know that was badass.
Badass throw. Badass catch it was.
Yeah, that was nice. State of the Union, he's.
Good, but I really hope he is because he's like the coolest
person ever. I.
Mean State of the Union on Brock Bowers it's.
It's just frustrated like it's it's, it's what's the most
annoying about it is that people are gonna be obnoxious all
summer about how he was like a bad pick and always a bad pick.
And I mean, I guess they're obviously gonna win, but like.
Sam Sherman is in the Sam. Sherman is in the so clearly
incorrect like. He he like.
Your victory left he. Had 103 yards in in Week 1 and
then what was annoying is like I just wish that they would have
just freaking rested. Him.
They should have just rested him, yeah.
First of all, because he'd be healthy by now and he'd be good
instead of probably just being useless or out until after their
bye week. And then second of all, because
then he played and was shitty because he couldn't move and
everybody got to be like ah yeah, power sucks.
It's like they should have just fucking sat him the last three
weeks and it would be fine. But I don't know.
I think the hope is that they just rest him for the next two
weeks, then it's there by week 8 and then maybe week 9 and on
he's OK. Recipe don't want to wear this
brace. Just recipe dude.
I'll never forget we were drafted, all that Brock Bowers
and I was just like, please stay healthy.
Please just fucking stay. We need to get him great market
Chinese peptides. He needs BPC 157, which I don't
even think is technically illegal for NFL players because
it's so new, so that's what he needs.
Let's just find out. Let's make sure it is.
Let's test it on the guy that we're heavily exposed to and
it's. Already, well, people people are
people are people were joking that Oklahoma's quarterback John
Mateer, who is really probably only going to miss one game with
a broken and throwing hand that he needed BPC 157 and I just it
just got me thinking like, is it actually illegal?
You know what? Whatever, Brock.
Bauer's team. Whatever Brock Bauer's team, you
do advance that low owned Bowers when he's actually healthy in
week 15 coming off with a short term injury reserve.
Unless you advance 100 Brock Bowers teams and then you're
fucked. Well, then you have too many.
Yeah, this was always the the thesis of the play.
You draft Brock Bowers so you can spot start Theo Johnson.
Always the best. Profite I mean this one.
This is our team with with Steph here.
Just spot start. Go through all the teams.
Yeah, Theo Johnson here, I guess.
Yeah, 24.3 points. Today, Browning is unbelievably
bad. What's?
The Pete, can you run through our teams because.
I also would. Love to know what our record is
on these. Teams, he's so bad.
Look at him. He he just stares.
Stares. That's fine.
I'm in the end zone. Oh no, I'm in the end zone.
All right, we've got we got 5 minutes for a Monty TD.
All right, so this one wow, holy shit.
This team is putting up numbers today.
What's our what's our record in this league?
The Nico case league all. Right.
Oh wait, this flag though. There's a flag on this play.
This is. We're struggling.
Holding on, Chase. Time this week.
We're on the we're. Doing OK, three points it looks
like, but it looks like 4 points.
We're like right in the mix. Yeah, 568, we're 556.
Yeah, we're not. We're not we have, we would
actually would we not be advancing right now because we
have the we have we have the second highest points.
Oh no, because. 4th. But why wouldn't, why wouldn't
we be the four seed? We have more points than the
four seed. Never mind.
I was looking, I was looking at the points against.
Yeah, yeah. We have the most points against,
yeah. We have the most points again.
Rescue us at MPC. Rescue, Rescue me.
OK. So we're we're going to be
probably the four seed after this week it looks like.
Exactly. Let's look at.
You want to see the the Destroyer here the Alvin Kamara.
So this is the team. We got we had the fields and
Garrett Wilson pick and stack today.
That was a huge late touchdown. That was like a.
That'd have been like a 12 pointer at the end.
There we need. Gadsen to pull Theo Johnson.
Pull a Theo Johnson, though, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, it's just every pass goes.
Forward, what's the standings on this one?
We're like kind of in the mix here.
Yeah, we actually have a seed right now because of points.
We have the second most points in this one.
And we once again have a lot of points against.
We got to work on our defense, Hisley.
Bros here at six. Come on Kyler.
God, Kyler just lost his mind. What was Kyler?
What the fuck? Was that was that?
That's a fumble. I was there.
I think it's. Intentional.
I think it's intentional grounding.
I get to. I get to see this now.
Hey, Pete, we need to get our second-half.
A good call. Oh my.
Jesus Christ, Tyler, it's definitely intentional
grounding, right? Is that going to be the?
Yeah. No, it was it.
Was throw it, you can't it went forward, but you can't throw it
to a lineman. No, yeah, it's definitely
intentional grounding. He just kind of like that was
like a Tyler Shock play where he was just like, yeah, I don't
want this ball anymore. Yeah, these games are almost all
at about half time. All right.
Let's let's see the rest of the FFPC.
Let's just make sure we get it. Get it in.
There, pick them in here. If we get it in during
Cincinnati's drive, then all right.
What? What takes do we like here?
It's kind of like the game's on pause.
Since he has a porn because I. I want you to win money and I'm
rooting for you, but I'm also really enjoying how funny you
are being. Pat, do you want to take lower
57 1/2 yards on Jamar Chase? Would that make you feel better?
It's a good call. Oh wait, hang on.
Oh my God, I hate Jake Browning so fucking much.
God damn it, he sucks. Fuck.
That throw such a. Fucking clown.
Fuck can. We just get Russ there.
Like please, I know. Anyone over chase?
I want, I want, I want Rashad White receptions.
Yeah, good call. Rashad White to 4 1/2 receptions
that from that game. I think is locked.
In Jesus Christ, Jake Browning like.
I want Marvin Harrison 97 1/2 receiving yard higher.
You don't. You want you don't want to
emotionally hedge on your Wildcat sweat.
No, I want to win. I would like to, I would like, I
would like 10,000 U.S. dollars and I'd like for you guys to to
be a part of that with me. All right.
I'm on board with that, but it's 21 to 6 too.
Like how much more throwing are they gonna be doing?
They're throwing it to him deep, you know, and I think we should
take like every like Bengals player not to score, like Chase
Brown, not to score Jamar Chase. I think go T Higgins not to
score. I think we could take Lions
players over would be another way to play that because the
Lions are gonna keep. OK, let's take.
Gibbs Gibbs is 1.1 X to score and they're getting the ball
back right now. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah. Well, they're doubled.
It's third and 12 already. Should we double down on Monty?
Should we get them? Should we double down on Bill?
I would double down on Bill. He's getting all the usage.
You guys want to do a touchdown or him to get rushing yards 4.
Yards, I think yards rushing. Yards.
I think yards is the better case because he averages like 10
yards per attempt. Because he's the greatest
running back in fucking history. All right.
And do you want to do a Gibbs touchdown and then just rerun it
with a Monty touchdown too? Yes, I do.
Sure. And you can use your 30% boost
on these, by the way, so make sure you click that button if
you're following along at home. They just pulled the.
It it's if you just wait a second, it'll refresh.
Yeah, the refresh is. On when this game goes to
halftime, I'm taking every Bengals player not to score all
of them. Can you do everything on web?
There's the boost there. Yeah, they they, they added the
boost now on web, which is. Nice.
Oh good. OK, All right.
It just it just refreshed except all updates it just refreshed.
All right. Here you go chat.
Rashad White higher than four and half receptions.
Marvin Harrison higher than 97 1/2 receiving yards.
Gibbs higher than a scoring A touchdown.
JCM 67. And then what was the what?
Was the what was the third one so white?
JCM. Gibbs, Sonia.
Teddy Harrison, Yeah, higher than 97 1/2.
Receiving yards? Can you throw it in the private
chat? Yeah.
And then we should cook one up for the night game, because it's
kind. Of a fun did they?
Did they? Get US1.
Did we take rushing touchdown or rushing or receiving touchdown?
Rushing, Rushing and receiving, yeah.
OK, big Ken Walker run. They're down at the six.
Wow, he looks good man. I wonder if we got.
Some more. We should just give some more
carries to fucking plot our ass. Zach Charbonnet, I guess.
That's we got to commit it, man. Then we're doing the Monty.
What kind of Monty are we doing? Oh yeah, were we going to reuse
this? Yeah, yeah, with the Monty
instead of Gibbs. Uh, Harrison?
You know what I I, I personally have like a Mazda Miata on David
Montgomery to score a rushing and receiving touchdown.
So I'm going to let you guys handle this one dude, Cam Ward,
it's over sharp stud. Like seriously.
Oh, but the. Charbonnay shit man, just like
enough already. It is enough already.
It was. This was a good run.
You can't be mad about this. I can be mad about it if I want
to be fucking mad about it. Well.
I can be mad about a lot of things.
I contain multitudes I. Currently have 19 fantasy points
in a league where I'm Liam is in first place of this league.
Like Ken Walker, 5 carries for 51 yards.
Zach Charbonnet Oh, I have 3 for seven to touchdown.
I've scored more fantasy points. I'm Zach Charbonnet.
I needed I thought the Lions would score more than they did.
I was expecting 30 points at half.
I was too the the goth bumble really hurt.
They were driving on that one. What does this mean?
That can't be good. Oh my God, that can be good,
isn't it? Is it good?
I don't. Do they even have the ball?
What's going? On they don't have the ball.
What is going on guys? I thought Washington had the
ball is loud on punt returns now.
What's happening? Wait, he did just get a
touchdown but I don't know how. It must be a punt.
Return. It was a punt return.
Touchdown.
Holy shit. But there's a flag down.
I don't know who the flag is on, but I assume it's on LA.
If it's on a punt, oh, it's roughing the kicker on on on Los
Angeles. I think it's going to get
called. Back called back.
God. Damn it.
All right, we have a 3rd and 18. This is a great chance to get
Marvin Harrison. Junior, are you kidding me?
We got a lad punt return touchdown, it gets called back
for roughing the kicker. That's so annoying.
God. Why is lad returning punks,
Andrew? Is.
Unbelievable today because I can't get Herbert to throw in
the ball. So that was a sick.
Return, he hurtled. The punter and he had another
turtle before that. Oh my God, that was an
incredible return. If the punter was good enough to
almost tackle him, then he wasn't that rough so.
We dude. Elite celebration too, with the
bow, jeez. God damn it.
That sucks. Chase Brown 7 yard catch or
Jamar? Chase.
Yeah, there's no Karine. You're fighting back.
I saw, I saw. 11 battle after another.
How was it? I saw it Wednesday, melted my
face off. I need to see it.
I haven't seen it. It's the most fun you'll have in
a in the movie theater and. It was just like 2 hours and 44
minutes of me just smiling and fist pumping non-stop.
Awesome. All right, You gotta see it.
OK. I despise long movies and this
thing does not drag for a second.
It just rifts. That's.
Awesome, everybody. It's got universal acclaim and
everyone is correct. It's just, it's just a just a
great thing for the world that this movie exists.
It's just so fun. It's so exciting.
Yeah, I can't recommend a special trip to the theaters for
it. It's like it's so great.
Like Leo has probably the 4th best performance in the movie
and he's awesome. True.
That's so good. Benicia del Toro is like one of
the most charismatic people I've ever seen in a movie.
His character is so fantastic. The I mean, I don't wanna get
into spoilers, but yeah, yeah, don't get an unbelievable movie.
Unbelievable movie, yeah. Just great performances, great
everything. Yeah.
One battle after another. The new Paul Thomas Anderson
movie is the one we're talking about, yeah.
God, dude, what's? Up Showtimes.
Marvin Harrison junior is not going to get these yards.
Actually, they're just going to. They're just the the Titans.
I tried I I didn't know why you wanted to double down on your.
Well, they just, they targeted him twice immediately after we
did that, but now they're. We need a tightening score to
tighten this up a little. Bit we need a like a kick
return, touchdown, a Cincinnati, they've got the ball.
We also need some IO manner yards cuz whatever his prop was
at the start of the day, that's still how many we need.
I was going to pick that one if Pat didn't.
I have that one in some. Oh, I I've supported it.
I'm not sure if it would be picked.
I just I'm tilting the reality. Were you actually rounding at a
really nice ass? Oh yeah, I have them in my Yoshi
boss. Like this was our pick, these
were this was one from off and on the clock.
We have Pollard Chimera lowers and then I have the IO Manor
higher at 32 1/2. It moved up over the the course
of the week weekend. At least, like, if you're gonna
try to draw silver lining out of this really cultural experience,
It's nice that we have confirmation.
I feel like today that he is still indeed very good at
football. If you're wondering, you know,
like that part return, we don't get any points for it, but it's
nice in my heart to know this guy, this guy still.
He's got a touching on today. He's got 12 points in the first
half. Yeah, and I need a lot more than
that to make up for the last four weeks of my life, Davis.
Hello. Fair.
Like if he if he could have like 38 today, I would be pleased.
But like, I'm not, I'm not in the mood to to not tilt what
return touchdowns that are taken.
Off a Cincinnati touchdown would actually be very good for the
It'd be awesome for the David Montgomery stuff.
It'd be good for everything, you know, just keep keep the game
like. All points are good is kind of
my stance right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, I don't think they're going to get a touchdown.
I think Jake Browning's going to throw a pick in the end, so it's
my guess. The touchdown would be really,
really good for me, ideally to JAMA Chase.
Well, it does it, yeah. It's only good to me if it's
Richmark, if it's Stitchmark. Yeah, Andre Yoshivas touchdown
does not help. I think it's still not good for
you that they like. Like, I think you want them to
be vaguely competitive in this game.
I don't think he wants. I honestly don't care because if
they bench Browning, I'm I'm cool with that too.
Yeah, they they might just bench Chase too.
But you, you you want. And you want them to like be
like, you want them behind chasing points, but you want
them like trying. You don't want them to be like
the Panthers last week where they were like, all right, pack
it up. Let's.
Go home. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, they just threw a screen to Semaj AP Ryan for like -6.
Adam messaged me and said no C rod today should speed up the
Jakori Krosky merit injury. That's where he's at now.
That's. Where he's at, when, when it's
like it's fine. The guy who was free is now
going to get so many touches that he'll get hurt.
That's the final stage of cope. That's the literally that's,
that's Hospice. Cope that's that's that's the
Derrick Henry cope it's. He won't be healthy.
Anymore for you? Yeah, We can only make you
comfortable now. I can't even hate on it because
like Adam's cope is so creative and funny.
It's always that it's like, it is good.
It's like, it's an incredible bit.
Like it's it becomes unhateable. So good.
It's craftsmanship. Great great, great job by Jake
Browning wasting 15 seconds on the 2 yard.
Scramble there. Jake Jake Browning's favorite
move is to do the the shoulder, shoulder, shoulder cock to go to
Chase and then go Oh no. And run Oh.
He's just like he is. He's real bad.
He sucks. Good, he sucks.
Oh man it's it is so weird. It's like they started 2 and O
so like their season isn't over. Like why why don't they trade
for Ross? Like why don't they trade for
Jameis? Why don't they do something
like? Why are they just doing this?
Well, I think. They're back for the playoffs if
they get there. Like 2 years ago it worked and
so they're like it'll work, it'll work.
Well, I get why they did that initially.
Right I. Understand that?
Look at this play. Initially, but but now we know
that that what worked two years ago is.
Not even even The Jets can properly draw teams offsides and
then run the play, but the the Bengals draw them offsides and
then they stop and point because they just want the five yards.
Take the free play you. Idiots.
Sean Tucker Sean Tucker's in the game inside the 10.
Is that the first time he's entered the game?
I can't say I've seen much of. Sean, he's been in the game, but
that was like the first thing that like, mattered.
I've seen a lot more tweets about Sean Tucker than I've seen
carries from Sean Tucker. Who?
Who tweets? Tweets per snap Shaheed Sean
Tucker. Who's more annoying?
Like it's it's. Ironic.
I want I want to be the Sean Tucker guy, right?
Like I'm not like a Rashad White lover.
I just thought people were getting way over their skis.
Many, many such cases. I I did just find myself a
sweat. I am live for the swell cast
tears. I'm in 14th with a lot of PMR.
Guys. Oh shit.
We got we got golf going, we got Kyler going, we got Darnold, but
we hit on JT. Not a lot of people played him
in that Tier 2. And then the Nico to Stroud
stack was was decent down there. I, I kid you, I kid you not,
awesome. I I believe I am close to Stone
last place. Did you go with the QV beta?
I just have a lot of guys who have not played.
Oh, I, I left Trey Benson in. I can swap him out though.
I can swap him. Out are the Bengals for real?
You'll swap it out Like what? What in the world?
Like they're just playing for the field goal.
The crazy thing about that too is that was a quick throw to
Yoshi Bosh, like four or five yards short of the sticks on 3rd
and 14. So like they the only reason
that you would do that is if you know you're you're going to go
for it on 4th, you're setting up a shorter 4th down.
They they just, they just want, they want to set up a shorter
field goal for. It's so embarrassing.
Like try to actually convert the third down.
Wow, no. Keep breaking news, Tate 81
nowhere on the front page. Yeah.
That's what we like to see. We had to.
Take it. I miss it.
Miss it. God damn it.
No, they got it. The Bengals.
I don't know if you guys remember that game last year
with the when they went to overtime with the the Ravens,
They just played, they just like, just like played the
softest style of football to to they like refused to play to win
and they they they were playing it for a field goal just like
this. Then they missed the field goal.
So good. I remember that.
That was, you know what, in hindsight, I think that the
Titans being like, we need to get someone out of the Bengals
coaching tree, maybe it wasn't the right move.
Yeah, bearish. Like maybe they shouldn't have
been like the guy who's been stocking up knowledge from Zach
Taylor. Like we need, we need slightly
inferior Zach Taylor to lead our program.
And I know his dad's like a Hall of Fame offensive line coach,
but he was also the head coach of the Raiders when they got
absolutely blown out in Super Bowl.
Yeah, well, I mean, I just getting to this, getting to the
Super Bowl is probably a pretty good accomplishment.
It's actually not. They just ran Jon Gruden system
after Jon Gruden got traded, right?
And then it was a good night system Jon Gruden that they had
run for like 2 years that and then they played Jon Gruden in
the Super Bowl and Jon Gruden was like, I know all these
plays. Wasn't wasn't Bill Callahan the
one who said we're the dumbest team in America?
I think he did, yeah. Man, I'm looking just looking at
some boxcore stuff right now. This, this two, this this two.
Touchdown game from Xavier Hutchinson.
I know, man. Classic did.
Did you see our our precious little Iowa State boy Jalen Noel
on the board today, Dude? Other than that.
People, people are saying, people are saying it's it's
Slappy Boy summer. Did you see Jalen Knowles
celebration? No way.
In Baltimore, he did the Ray Rice.
Oh, I did. I did see that.
And then, yeah. No, the Ray, the Ray Lewis.
Sorry, the Ray Lewis. My bad.
Yeah. Dude, Iguca keeps getting
touchdowns. Yeah, just like on regression
will the touchdown regression will not stop.
Maybe he's just good guys. Maybe he's just good.
He's he like exists to make the yards per route like the yards
per route run Bros hate Emeka Buka.
Well, his yards per out run. No, no.
That's the target. Very good.
Targets run is not quite as good because his yards per target has
got to be like 36. Yeah.
And it's the, it's the first read Bros, which I am one of.
We we can't, we can't handle it. And the the Separation Bros
really are getting tilt the bag buka.
Yeah. You know what I you know what?
I have a request for the separation Bros.
Why do you constantly advertise that your stat is bad?
Like like every single time that I see a tweet about us where
it's like, oh, this like obviously good player is really
bad in our metric or it's like Josh Palmer's actually the best
in our metric. Seems like you're advertising
that your stat is wrong. Doesn't seem like you're
player's good are. You talking about coping score?
Like open score is having a good day with glad.
Just like the 73 different versions of wide receiver
metrics that like exist, There's no one in particular, but
there's like 86 of them. That's what I also can't.
I don't even know which one is being cited because there's so
many of them. I get tilted by all them.
I do like open score because it looks at the guys when they
aren't targeted and it's not just based on separation.
Yeah, I mean, I joke because I think that honestly, all of them
are probably useful. I just, I think sometimes,
sometimes we get a little too carried away where if a rookie
is playing for five weeks and putting up awesome plays every
week, that's that's good enough for me.
I don't need to. We are.
We're in an era of fantasy. Telling me that a Mecca book is
that. As long as your favorite wide
receiver, your darling or whatever, is just out on the
field, there's probably some stat where they look very
favorable, like you can go find your expected points, your open
score. I mean Crystal Lavey.
Open score. I mean.
Oh boy, Crystal Lavitt. Did he have fantasy points under
expectation again this week? I'm thinking.
I'm going to guess he did every time.
Red zone that was showing like. Rashid Shahid keeps beating his
his expected points, so there's no way to explain how this could
keep happening. I look forward to.
My favorite game of the year. I look forward to my favorite
part of every Saturday morning of listening to the walkthrough,
and I can't wait for the next two-minute segment on Crystal.
Lave has increased his fantasy points under expectation to 78
this week, but we're sure it's going to turn around.
Crystal Lave is now a negative a Mecca Ibuco on the season.
Yeah. I think he actually this this
was probably his first. This is probably his best yards
per target yet. He had over 5 this week.
Things were good and correct, Chris.
Olava I'm coping at the person who has like 22% olave on 1/2
PPR site and just like getting nothing for it.
It's not, it's not been great. But here, on this hell hole we
call life, Olava is not doing anything.
But the peripherals, man, they're so good.
The peripherals are good. It's directionally.
Accurate, man. You know, another pointless
thing we did this offseason, Dante Thornton versus Jack Bash.
Well. Bash seems like he's winning
right now, I think. I think who?
Who could, who could have predicted such a thing?
But it'll also be a. It'll also be a what do you win
when you win? Because.
It probably doesn't matter. Yeah they do have.
They both have 5 catches now on the season so all even.
Good for him. All right, can.
We just get this David Montgomery touchdown.
No, I Chris, I I love Scott dearly and I'm privileged short
because I'm at fantasy points, but you broke the he broke the
first rule of Justin Fields tweeting, which is.
You don't tweet during the game. Fields during a game.
Do not tweet during the game. You got to wait till it's over.
The first rule of Justin Fields is you don't watch.
The second rule is you don't tweet until.
The game until you could tweet when the game's over.
Yeah. Yeah, I, but I'm, I would say
generally I'm more sympathetic to the Fields haters because I,
I would say that I, I'm more annoyed by the people who are
like, Justin Fields is actually great and why won't the NFL
respect him? Find those people.
Actually more aggravating. Those those people, those people
can't be helped. I, I'm, I'm like partly in that
camp where I'm just like you guys are, you know, like the
Giants bringing in Russell Wilson and stuff.
I'm like Fields to me is a better quarterback than the
dregs. Well, but the issue.
I understand all the problems. The the issue is though, like if
you're, if you're gonna have a bad quarterback, I think you
would rather have or I would rather have like a bad
quarterback who will at least run my system so that I get to
like see if what I'm doing is working and like actually get to
coach an offense. Whereas like with Justin Fields
is just like so limited in terms of his processing that like he
kind of just derails your offense and you have to build
your entire plane out of Justin Fields things.
And I, and I get how like that's fine if it's Lamar Jackson, but
if it's Justin Fields, the juice just is not worth the squeeze to
like have to Orient your entire offense around this guy.
Do you think Steiken could could work with him like I?
I feel like he would be great in Steiken's offense.
Well, I think that Steiken could.
I mean, I think that Steiken did frankly like a pretty good job
of like famously Anthony Richardson has a winning record
as a starter. Like I think Steichen did a
pretty good job of like doing a lot of fun QB run game stuff and
like making things work the best he could.
But I, I just think like what we've seen this year is like
what Steichen would prefer to do is to have Daniel Jones, which
like gives you a little bit of the mobility, but he can also
just actually process things pre snap and run a normal offense.
Right, right, right. No, I'm not saying that he would
rather have Fields, but I just, I feel like, I don't know, I
think he could make it like, yeah, watching this offense is
not, it's not a very good offense, which I'm sure some of
it comes down to Fields and what they can do, but like, they're
just trying to lose by 10 every week like that.
Yeah. We should have the JSN let's.
Go JSN. There it is.
That's another 1-2 down to to go.
Damn, that's. Awesome.
So we just need IO Manor and we need the Monty Rushing
touchdown. I I've never been.
Everybody should put like their life savings on IO manners over
because I know how this ends and it's so obviously ends with the
only one we don't get is the Monty Rush is.
Monty. Yeah, because he threw it.
Someone needs to tell Dan. Campbell Never been.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life than that IO
manner is going to get those 37 yards at this point.
Someone needs to tell Dan Campbell that David Montgomery's
sister was getting a hot dog and a soda.
She didn't actually get to see it.
She. Didn't see it.
I can't believe that. I can't believe he threw a
touchdown dude. It's, it's crazy, man.
It's so perfect. It's so it's so.
Funny. I can't even be tilted.
Like it's just hilarious. I can.
So awesome on some level, like like they they get stuffed right
and Dan Campbell's like I got to get Monty a touchdown here, like
I got to do it, but I also am not just going to run him into
the line at from the four. So I'll just have him throw 1.
This is legit news. So after the big JSN catch, they
get inside the 1010 Walker, playing running back, staying in
the game. Good for him.
Didn't he didn't score, but we got a green.
So I think he's in for this play too.
The process. Is all the match second down?
They gave it to him again. Did he get there most of the
process? Nope, no, no.
I mean, he I was didn't score. No, but that's.
Just assumed he's not. Really care.
I don't really care if he scores, it's just it's just good
to know that the process is. Working.
I thought this is pure Schlansky bucks.
Yeah, I, well, I, I'm, yeah, but these 22 Green Zone carries for
Walker, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm going to go see Geese on
Sklansky Box and now they're bringing in charge of the two
so. But the thesis of the play
worked. We got two chances and.
Was that George Helwani flag? There's a Barner touchdown, but
I think it's coming back. Well, Barner doing the Gronk
spike is crazy. It really is.
It really, really is. That that's that's maybe a bit
much. Penalties declined.
AJ Barner, Touchdown. Why?
Mythology on the AJ Barner touchdown on DFS After Dark
Pete. OK, that Gronk, spike ruled.
Is Pete frozen? Yeah, we lost.
Pete Pete's frozen. We lost the RIP, Pete got a all
right, Arizona has the ball back.
Give me a give me a Marvin Harrison junior.
Give me a Marvin Harrison junior touchdown.
Imagine Goth by the way in this spot where he ended up getting
like pretty owned is just like going to end up with the worst
fantasy game and an easy win for his team.
Well, he had a touchdown that was rightfully stolen by David
Montgomery. Yeah, he should get credit for
that. I'm trying to think that kind of
that kind of messes me up in Speaking of Scott Barrett, where
I have the best team in the league, but I'm starting Goff
and yeah, I might. I might.
I might lose. I might lose because that
touchdown got stolen from him. I'm also starting thing no JCM.
Patch that was. That was a third and one JCM.
Was that? I thought that was a pitch bag
and they threw. It to him, it was a pitch.
It was a flag though. It was.
Defensive, so it got declined, so we're gonna get those yards.
It's even better. It's a run.
We have this rushing yards. They they had too many men on
the field. They they were so scared of JCM.
They said we need to play with. 12 They were terrified.
And they still couldn't stop him with 12.
Oh no, we didn't get the yards because JCM only got 4 on the
carry but the too many men was 5 so they took a penalty instead.
Damn. It JCJCM with a huge catch.
Huge. But we need to like.
Probably like 40 yards. Yeah, that's.
Awesome but he's gonna get he's gonna get but he's gonna get
rewarded that's you guys understand he looks.
Awesome man he's. So good.
That's probably gonna be ineligible, man, don't.
Hold it. No holding on the defense.
Stands. Stands.
Man, like if he, if he can actually catch, like that's
like, 'cause that's the, that was the one thing where there
was like, that's the ceiling limiter, right, 'cause he
doesn't, he doesn't ever catch the ball.
But like, if he's now gonna get used in the receiving game, like
the Sky's the limit, man. So I've never seen this before.
Well. So the Bengals got the opening
kick, and then yeah, to come out of the halftime, the Lions
deferred again. Wait, what?
Yeah, because they're like, we'll end up with better field
position if we let Jake Browning start.
I've. Never heard of?
That this isn't real, right? I'm making this up.
Oh, actually it, we the Bombers did that in the playoff game one
time where we deferred in the first half and then our dumbass
coach was like, actually, it's more valuable to have the winds
at our back in the fourth quarter.
So we double deferred and it was, it was.
And then we lost the game despite having the winds at our
back in the fourth quarter and. It was.
I've never seen my mom more angry about the double deferral.
I can't believe it. I mean you, you realize that a
Canadian League football team double deferring, yeah.
That it was the second dumbest thing a Winnipeg Blue Bombers
coach has ever done in a playoff game.
The dumbest was one time in the Great.
Hop what? The field position?
It worked. The double deferment worked.
Immediate interception. Always defer, always be
deferring God I've. Always worked out.
Fucking guys. Fuck these guys, God.
It's so funny. I have 200 points in this
fucking DFS lineup. I could be making so much money
if these guys could do fucking anything.
Who's the Bengals backup? Brett.
Riffin. Like your cameras off?
Brett Riffin. I know I'm.
AJ Barner crashed my camera and I'm.
Working on OK. The the dumbest thing I've ever
seen a Bomber's coach do, beating a double defer in the
great Cop. We tried to challenge the
challenge. There was a.
There is, there is. Mark got there for us.
We we got a fumble and the other coach for Saskatchewan
challenged was successful on the challenge and our coach was so
tilted that he just threw the challenge flag again to re
challenge what they just reviewed and then you can't do
that. It was a delay of game.
That's pretty good, though. It's kind of like getting thrown
out, like a baseball manager getting thrown out.
Can we just get, can we fucking get some rushing yards like
this? JCM receiving yards is so
dilting. Mark.
Mark 39 yards if we get nothing for it. 10 yard run by JCM right
there. What's Marv up to?
No, that's a pass. It.
Was a pass, Davis. That's why I'm telling.
You. Oh, my bad, my bad.
Marv got there for us. He we, we took 97 1/2.
He's at 98. There you go.
Put one in the bank, baby. This is a lot of Sean Tucker.
This is tough for the Rashad White.
So how are you doing the Wildcat then?
Looks like I got passed by some IGBUCA teams so I'm two points
back now. It looks like we're one yard
short on Marv 98 to 98 and. 1/2 Oh Pete mine.
Mine. Is very directionally accurate.
No, no, mine's mine. I got it at 97 1/2.
I'm looking at it on my screen, right?
Now oh shit, hang on, let. Me see you front you frontrun.
US. Incredible.
Oh no. I mean, honestly, like I feel
like I'm probably going to win more.
Money. I got it.
I got it at 98 1/2. I'm with you guys.
Wow, I've never been more sure that he's not getting another.
Catch. I need him.
More. Catches, though I need him to
get more catches. Well, if you need it then I'm
sure it'll happen as long as you need it.
It's simple. It's simple.
I love that. Don't worry guys, I need him to
get more. All right, we're we're getting
into, we're getting into Montgomery range.
It's. Better be the D Mont touchdown.
It's not the. D Mont Touchdown We're on the 15
yard line. At all.
A Jamere Gibbs rush to the two would be so sick right now.
Oh, it'd be the best. I can't believe I'm.
I can't believe I'm in a position where I'm hoping for
Gibbs to get subbed out on the goal line for David Montgomery.
I say I've ever felt that way before you either.
Die hero or live long enough to see yourself.
Yeah, we did Bill. Bill rushing touchdown so we
only get 5 yards for it but he is cooking.
I benched. I benched Bill for Isaiah
Pacheco in a dynasty league today.
That is the 23 PPR points for Corey Krosky, Merritt today.
IGBUCA. Bomb down to the one man that
game's picking up. Continuing to have absurd yards
per target. He probably didn't get open
though. He can't separate.
Yeah, nice play by him, but I'd like to see just a little more
distance between him and the defender before.
It probably wasn't even a first retarget, it was a second
retarget, so it doesn't count. Actually, just 57 second read
yards, the inferior yards. My God dude, what a fucking
crazy play. Is this a real?
Tackles. Do you like that stat pack sibs
factor? That in the the stat line
projection. Yeah.
Did you start them in IDP leagues today?
All right. Well, wrong.
Wrong line. Score.
God damn. Gives receiving.
Wow. Really, really really.
No, but we have that. We have that in our second.
Half we have is rushing, more receiving.
Yeah, yeah, Insanely good play, though, all right?
They're up by more points. They can give.
They can give Monty one now
they. Can give one.
Gives rules so hard. He's so good, so few players
actually score there. Yeah, most, most players go down
on the two and let David Montgomery score for his sister.
Yeah, most, most players would do that.
You're right. But but gives the selfish.
Prick. No, it's fine.
They're up, they're up. They're they're going to be able
to do whatever the. Gibbs is going to be brought
before the human rights. Rashad Rashad White Another
question against. People with disabilities.
Dude, that's a sweat now, huh? The Pittman.
Yeah, the Rashad Rico. I my, my team is my team is so
nutted. I have 183 points in cash.
Like it doesn't. Matter.
Rashad is like 6 points away from the Rashad Pittman beating
out the Rico Myers. But you know, he's even.
Sicker. Oh God.
Oh boy man, people were just tweeting about how bad 0 running
back was this week too. Well, that's what it was curious
cuz everybody was doing that. But then I was like, as I was
writing the stock watch, I'm like, there sure are a lot of
running backs drafted after pick 72 that I'm putting in the
starter category this week. So.
Now, did I draft any Javonte Williams?
No, but in theory you could have.
Had in trouble in theoretically. Javonte Williams.
You can imagine. Judkins was available in like
the 160. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I don't have plenty of him I got.
You can you can imagine if Miles Sanders was getting those
points, how good our teams would be.
No, but Judkins Scataboo. Did Corey Frosty Merritt.
Did Corey Crosby, Merritt. I as much as I hate Rashad
White, I did actually draft plenty of him.
Dowdell. ACM Yeah, I didn't really draft
much dowel. But well, in the thesis OF0RB is
that it fully materializes by week 5 too.
So I mean, it's in their in their defense.
Yeah, a Saquon, A Saquon Henry start.
You're like dude Saquon Henry bullying the libs and you're
just easily in 12th place in your pod.
Right, with your best days behind you.
I got, oh, I'm gonna send, I'm gonna send a tweet out right
now. It's gonna get everyone good and
mad at me. 2025 fantasy points. So Henry had what, like eight
points today? So coming in to this game, Henry
had 48 half PPR points. Bill had 32.
Oh baby. Oh, this tweet's gonna hit like
crack. This, this tweet's gonna hit so
good. I need, I need to do them.
I need to do the math though. I I've never been.
Oh, help me. I'll I'll help you with the
math. What's?
I I just need to know how many half PPR points Derrick Henry
and JCM have today. Oh, we can do that, JCM.
You don't need an Abacus for the Hair Henry score here.
No, I just couldn't remember. JCM has JCM has 21.9 half PPR
points and Derrick Henry had not a lot.
Derrick Henry had 9.3. OK, hold on.
Differential there it's 12.6. Jacory Kroski, Marriott had How
many today? 21/9 Henry had 9.3 so the
difference was 12.6 if you're curious.
Oh my God. Oh my God, Kyler, you got.
Did you see this? No.
It's probably gonna. Show up, I won't ruin it.
It's it's insane. I don't even know how to
verbalize it. Wow.
Yeah, you just need to see it. I just gonna come up for me
next. I just QJ cash.
No I was not. I wasn't on my red zone tab,
that's why I didn't see it. I.
Need to see a chick? I'll I I have to tab back the
red zone? I've left red zone.
OK, now I'm now I'm rewinding. OK, here we go.
I've. Rewound.
They're about to do 3rd and 12th and I'm expecting something
really funny. Oh my.
God that was awesome. Oh man, that was good.
Oh my God, the the replay is so good too 'cause you see his head
like he was like oh. Yeah, he was not expecting that.
It's not. It's not quite.
I need build, I need Bill. I need Bill to get three more
points if Bill gets. Work.
Yes, if Bill gets three more points, this tweet is going to
hit. Like what?
OK, what's the tweet? It's just he's outscored Derrick
Henry. Yeah, has more.
Has more fantasy points on the. Oh, you're going to get those 3
points and. Once the Bengals are, they've
already given up. I'm going to be hitting retweet
so fast. Actually, David, you could get
the double whammy. Just send it now when it's not
true so you get all the people correcting.
You and then it will be true in a few minutes, and then you.
Know that was. Like.
I was like on Thursday. On Thursday night, I had the
you. Kind of have to send it now.
I I did the tweet on Thursday where I went Kendrick Bourne has
more points tonight from Matt Jones than Brian Thomas has all
season combined. And which is like, not true,
obviously, but so many people were like.
Is that true And. Then and then it was so.
Good for my impressions because then it I got like 1,000,000
views cuz everybody and then there's people being actually
like BJJS. 12 more points you can.
Get out their calculator. Is it good?
Davis, if you send it now, you'll be linking to your
SoundCloud below. I don't wanna lie.
If you send it now, you're going to have to post a GoFundMe for a
charitable cause of your choosing.
It's going to be more post. Post my YouTube channel.
The charitable cause is me. You send it now you're going to
be seeking donations for David Montgomery's sister.
No, I'm going to give. I'm going to give Bill.
I'm going to give Bill 1/4 because that's all he needs.
Did the Bengals seriously go run run Kasiki on down 18?
Passing complete short left to Kasiki.
Like they but they opened with two runs.
They thought that was going to get them back in the game.
Kyler's getting concussed. Tyler went through the blue and
getting a. Concussion check from getting
that. Crazy in the head?
That's crazy. Unreal.
Well, maybe they're saying, maybe they're saying you'd have
to be concussion checked. But like.
What he hit was. Hit by a person or is he
actually getting a concussion check from the blunt force
trauma of a football to his face?
Well, are you saying, Davis, that you would basically you
would have to be concussed to let that happen?
To you, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying they're concussion
checking in because that was so insane.
Right. I really hope that's why you've
just played so poorly that you must have a concussion.
They never do that. Oh, let's, let's cook up, let's
do a a bills Pats, pick em all right.
Drake may over. Where do you get your ID
category? Oh, we've got to do digs overs.
Like the routes were off. It's a revenge game of like I'm
I feel so good about digs tonight.
Digs. Yeah, for sure.
Kyler Murray's going to the locker.
Kyler's going to the locker room.
I'm doing digs. His helmet off, man.
Everything in showdown. What about digs targets?
This dude's getting 7. Targets no, I like.
I honestly, I, I like, I, I think we should, I think we
should slide receiving yards to like 69 1/2.
What about 169 1/2? They probably literally won't
let you get that high. Yeah, well, I what do you want
for May, Pat? What?
What do we got? 219 1/2 pass yards, 1 1/2 pass
TDs, 30.5 rush yards, 17.75 fantasy points if you just want
the simple two point O2 acts on a rush TD receiving I.
I like fantasy points. I like fantasy points too I
think. Yeah, for for May.
Yeah. So we're doing dig 69 1/2, we're
doing May fantasy points over. Yep.
OK. Big, big LaPorte to play.
I like. I like Dalton Kincaid lower than
32 1/2 receiving yards or or or lower than lower than 3 1/2
receptions is literally like how many games would they have to
play for him to get 3 1/2 receptions.
The The Patriots secondary. I would hammer.
I would hammer the key on unders because he's going to get the
Gonzales, isn't he? I'll just sort everybody else.
Yeah, I think I like that. Let's do that instead.
Because I think they could have a good game, actually.
Obviously what you guys have to realize though.
These are pretty low numbers though in the Patriots.
Patriot secondary's trash. And it's not like, like
Christian Gonzalez is good, but he's not, you know, he's not
going to be on Canon Coleman the whole game.
I I don't know. Big, big, big, big bill run.
Oh really? This game rocks, man.
Holy shit. Fuck yeah.
Well, that's just. CMS going off.
A lot of very people like the funniest thing about the bill
thing is like just like the the degree of confidence that
everyone had that every bill person was like the dumbest
person of all time was just priceless.
The Bill 1 was so easy. Like he he didn't.
Get it was so obvious. His senior year, so like so
therefore the error bars are wide and then he had this insane
camp and he was completely free. So it's like who's more likely
to be a player? We could just be like not have
correct information on. And then they.
No one has starting running back and everyone was like how you
fools you, you absolute fools. Draft.
It was just it, it was the easiest one ever.
Like I did not like, like it's not like he popped on the
sprays. It wasn't a spreadsheet take.
He didn't pop in anything because he didn't have.
It was just like a full college career.
It was literally just like obvious this this rookie who we
don't really know anything about it was apparently so good in
camp that they traded their starting running back.
Yeah, we should draft that guy in like the 9th.
Yeah. Oh, I mean, to be honest, it was
obvious before that because there was there was like, yeah,
yeah. That he was going to take the
job and that they, like already liked him.
That wasn't. Insane.
He was like doing like freaking like Limbo and stayed up like
God that guy rocks. What about just cook?
Higher Rush Arts He smashed this every week.
Yeah, I'd be happy with that. They are. 5 1/2.
They do have a good run defense. I we, we probably want to go
rush plus receiving. OK.
They never throw him the ball though.
How much? More he's got he's got 3 catches
he's. Explosive, like he could have
like a 30 yard screen pass. Like he's he's an explosive guy.
The Patriots defensive line's pretty good and basically.
The rest I I hate. I hate taking yardage overs like
on stuff. Like this Monty Monty.
Come on. He didn't quite get there.
They'll give him another one. They'll give him another one.
I so I don't love the heavy yard stuff just because the the the
kickoffs, man, it's, it's killing yardage stuff.
Teams are teams are teams are are at like 320 scrimmage yards
a game. Are we are?
Are we? No, never mind.
We just need a Bills one. Yeah.
Come on, come on, I mean. You.
Can dude like Bill is? Oh, that was, that was
Mcnichols. I.
Mean. What about Oh no, no, because
you want to do the funnel? If you don't like, if you if you
think the the the receiving or sorry, the rushing angle for
Cook. I mean, you could also just play
the receptions you're getting slightly plus money on three.
Years two 2 1/2 receptions. Works.
Is that better than 15 1/2 receiving yards?
I think I'd rather do the yards. I'd rather do the yards too.
We got it, we got it. Nice.
Pretty sure. We did, yeah.
Got what we got, Demont Monti. Demont.
David Montgomery rushing touchdown Daddy needs a new
Mazda Miata. Let's go.
Wow, never in doubt. Never know, point to your.
Sister. Oh baby.
Oh, they're literally. Showing it Mr. Bro, what am this
is? I'm going to cry.
All right, so, so this may cook digs, we're hitting that.
Yes, yes, let me let me share it here.
Sorry, I was just getting caught up in this moment.
No, I, I, I mean, I think the tear was brought to all of our
eyes. Oh, Kyler's up with a foot
injury. Who's the backup in Arizona as
Jacoby Brissette, I think. Great.
All right, this is our our Sunday night pick guys.
Slide digs to 69 1/2 receiving yards, Drake May higher than
17.75 fantasy points and James Cook higher than 15 1/2 yards.
I I'll be back in like 3 minutes.
OK, so where's our where's our second-half one at?
We got to be. Did all of them hit?
We got, we got. We need Alec.
No, the second-half one. Oh, we need Rashad White
receptions Bill. Bill has the.
Rush Well, some of us still need a Marv catch.
Marv. Yeah.
That's how Is that my fault? I mean, it's, it's your kind,
it's kind of your fault. It's.
Not. It's in no way shape or form my
fault. It is 1/3 and nine with Jacoby
Brissett in the game so that could be a screen do.
You guys think it's like there's not enough time for the Bengals
to trade trade for Jacoby Brissett for the rest of their
game today. Oh God dude, why did?
How? When did Kyler hurt his foot?
Did he hurt his foot on the play that he the snap hit him in the
face? Davis, did you get to the part
of the walkthrough where I talked about Zach Taylor getting
fired? No.
Or if. I get I don't remember it.
It was it was a moment like we we normally have on a podcast
where it hit me that this year is going to get Zach Taylor
fired so that they can hire Joe Brady.
Oh yes. Yeah.
So they can hire Joe Brady who is like literally just a Josh
Allen merchant who's like not even the job.
He actually does. You get the reunion of, of Chase
and, and like, that's like -1000 right.
Like that's happening. That's that's certainly
happening, yeah. Who is the Titans backup
quarterback? Asked to be Cam Ord.
No, it's oh God, Now I'm I'm going to remember who this is
the second I look at it. Barner again.
No, it's, it's it's Brandon Allen.
Yeah, Barner again. Dude, mythology was hyping up
Barner last night on After Dark. That's what I was.
That's what I was trying to ask you.
When you're when, When he ruined your stream earlier.
Oh yeah. So the Lions are just gonna
easily smoke past their team total and like none of their
guys are gonna end up being optimal.
Dude like this was what we did last night with the Igbuka TD
barter TD that hit. Nice.
Beautiful. That's hilarious.
And then we had another oh, dude, look at this one.
We built this. This is a huge one.
We need one more Montgomery rush TD, Michael Pittman TD, Breece
Hall higher receiving yards, La Porta higher receiving yards,
IGBUCA TD. I can't remember where this one
was made, I think. Yeah, I think this was with.
Yeah, this was with Mathology or he dropped this in the Discord.
I'm not gonna win the Wildcat anymore 'cause it looks like a
bunch of Lion stuff caught up with me.
So at this point, I think maybe I just want the Lions to score a
bunch more 'cause I know I have good combos of that stuff.
Dude I fucking hate the Bengals. They're just running up the gut.
That's very annoying. Oh, Kyler.
Kyler is back in. Thank God.
Foot injury, no sweat. Browning thinks that the
spiral's supposed to be end over end.
He doesn't understand. It's actually side to side.
Look at these ducks. Man, it's actually been a good
afternoon slate. Like the games have been OK
other than the Bengals. There's still there's still 20
minutes left in this bangle scam.
It's actually rude. Kelvin Shepard, the defensive
coordinator, is like covering his mouth.
Like that's it's kind of fucked up.
Like, just let him see what you're saying at this point, you
know, like what? It doesn't matter.
There was a guy, there was a guy in my YouTube chat this morning,
Brett Jones, I think sometimes he watches Ship Cast and he said
it was JCM day. He said he was playing them on
every lineup on DraftKings. That's sick.
Man I'm getting I'm getting smoked in the main BRP I don't
know what I did wrong. I was in second for a hot minute
and it has been all downhill from there.
Wow, great, great, great scramble from Jake Browning.
Good stuff. Now throw to chase.
Throw to chase. Tony Pollard Tony Pollard up the
middle. That's not Chase, bro.
The guy's white man. That's clearly not Chase.
What are you thinking? Like I don't know.
How did you think that was Chase?
Man, remember when Justin Herbert was going to be this
year's Josh Allen and the Chargers were going to win the
division? Feels like feels like a long
time ago. Dude Bill can win mythology a
dog bowl seat. He had the swap from the swap
Bill. He's 124 point O four.
First place is or a. A seat is only like 2 points out
of reach. Wow, is Chad still hanging on
with Jacoby? Chad's still hanging on with
Jacoby. Jesus Christ.
Oh everyone's crying about the Charters offense, but don't you
know their offensive line is injured?
Go go see the tackles that Patrick Mahomes has played with,
all right. They had to move a center to
left tackle last year, That wide receiver room that everyone
thought was so bad for the San Francisco 49ers.
The Mack Jones played with the other day, that was just
Mahomes's starting wide receivers for a Super Bowl ring.
MBS, DeMarcus Robinson and Sky Moore all have Super Bowl rings.
Playing with Patrick Moems, and you guys were playing.
Can't believe Mack Jones. Yeah.
OK, OK, guys. Glad how a catch there.
Man not waiver money on Amari D Mercado Not great.
That's that. Money's going to the same place
the Trey Benson waiver money went.
Oh man. Really nice Herbert scramble.
Man, Herbert's been a rushing monster.
We really need those IO manner yards, eh?
Yeah, I've got like one big. Like.
We need 11, big Hawk. Come on man.
Jamir. Gibbs This has got to be like
one of the best weeks I've ever had in dynasty.
Like I haven't checked yet but I have.
Well I own 41% of Darren Waller and all my Ricos from last year
like this has just got to be. Can't wait to get into Sleeper
app tonight. We need one more white reception
and then the second-half. We just had, yeah, he just had,
oh, nice that got that. Got his yards prop which I had
in a different thing but we need his reception.
I, I, We. Only we only need the reception
for for Davis. We need that and and a Marv for
someone else. I don't know how I fucked this
up, but on sleeper, I'm on one of the Scottish bowl sleeper
leagues and I'm, you know, I was like the Darren Waller week.
I was like, I'm just going to spend like basically, you know,
not all my money, but a huge chunk.
I'm just going to get Darren Waller.
Like, you know, I'm not putting that much time into the, the
waivers over there. So let me just get the guy, get
a guy that knows what's going to matter.
So I $71 bid, get Darren Waller. So I see someone won Darren
Waller for $50.00. So I'm like confused but I
haven't checked in like why? It wasn't me and then today I
was looking and I am down $71.00.
So I'm like what? Like what happened here?
Like why don't I have Darren? Waller.
This is a. Different D Waller.
I looked and I won Darius Slayton for $71.
That's a pretty big fat finger there.
It's. Like fat finger did on sleeper
and then. Huge, huge lad catch.
Like, just an unbelievably good reception, yes.
Oh. Baby.
Let's this is like this is like this is like a high level
football play that he just made like it was going to be an
interception if he didn't make this play and said he converted.
That was nice. Oh man, you know Oasis reunion
tour big lad cast Vlad Vlad culture is back.
Vlad culture is. Back Vlad culture is back.
I wasn't sure when you're going there.
Yeah, I brought it back around. You did.
Herbert. Oh my God dude what?
Watch this play that he makes. 4th and two.
The the Chargers could not, they kind of ruined it because they
just had a Conklin target, but before that like could not have
had a more condensed target tree until that target.
Literally every single throw went to one of Vlad Mcconkey,
Kean Allen, Quentin Johnston, or Marion Hampton and there were
zero untargeted passes. Conk dude, what is going on?
Got to catch that ball. Well, that should be some more
JCM rushes def Like did we start him nowhere?
I I know we didn't start him on that one team because we played
Carter over him, which is still fine I don't think.
But we got to start him somewhere didn't we?
Can we go through the rest of these teams by the way?
I think we got through 2 and then we, yeah, there's a,
there's a lot of other things. Let's see what is another one we
want to look at. Let's see, Arcade Fire is the
ADP chasing team Daniels, Gibbs, Debo go.
Henderson Henderson over JC oh so bad.
We played Hando over JCM, that sucks.
Not that I was like against it or anything, just it sucks in
hindsight. Yeah, that sucks.
This team we're. Still projecting to win.
It just handed off on 3rd and eight.
To some Ashby, right? Like I I'd recommend you turn
the game off and just like listen to the Geese album or
something. I'm honestly put my put cobra on
right now. Why the fuck would you hand off?
Now they're kicking it, now I'm getting they're going for it.
Oh. Man, so Arcade Fire is going to
be a soft win, it looks like. What's the what's the status of
Wolf Parade? I'm thinking it's pretty good
based on we hit on like some very random dudes, right?
Yeah. I mean, that's the kind of week
that should be an L and you just run like the sun trying to get
there. Maybe one of the worst attempts
at a fourth down conversion. I've ever no they.
I think they got a flag out of it somehow.
No chance. They did not.
They did not deserve. I truly don't understand how
that's a flag, but they got it. That should that is.
Their feet got tangled up. They called pass interference.
It's the it's so soft, like there's no way that's pass
interference. Dude, this Tony Paul.
That's soft as hell that that's an uncatchable pass like this.
That's not pass interference. What, what team am I looking at
now, Pete? This is this is Wolf Parade.
We need an ertz bagel. Sucks too.
The teamwork. Being.
I didn't even realize that. Has Chase and Jamo though, so
that's helping. Was this like an ertz sub again
for Bauer's team? I'm guessing kittle kittle,
kittle, OK. This team has Lamb, Evans and
Kettle on ice man. And Bucky and Bucky, dude.
And Bucky. And then Warren on by.
Yeah. That is brutal.
Scroll up on how how far behind are we?
Well, we're not that far behind. We're we're actually potentially
in blindo in. We need, we need some ertz.
We got tailored. What's the what's the status of
this team? What's our record?
This was the one. This is the one in three.
Yeah, this one. We're once again leading in
points against. Yeah.
We're also, but we're, we're in it for points like every, all
the teams are really packed together for points.
So we're not, we're not out of it by any stretch.
Yeah. I started Michael Carter on so
many teams today. Who's going through looking at
scores? Last one for me is the April
team with with Mr. Rock. That team got its, I think it
was its first win last week, but it was like we are projected for
another tight 1 here. OK, but with a lot of points at
least? 150 yeah, so we have Mahomes
still going. Carter here is good, Devante
coming up clutch here was nice and this.
Is the one We're gonna get rice back shortly.
And we got Worthy going tomorrow.
Imagine, imagine these these fucking idiot slappy Jacori
Kroski merit drafters have been sitting Rashad Rashi Rice on
their bench for seven weeks. You almost feel bad.
You almost feel bad for the Boomers.
This year, what's the oh, we just got a Carter Cash.
That's big for this team and like half of my main event
teams. What's the standings here?
So we are, yeah. We need another big week.
We fell behind. Yeah, we're we're behind him.
That's the record. Here, but we're going to have a,
we're probably going to have a top 3 or 4 score this week and a
win hopefully so. Yep, Steph got a Saints D which
was huge. That was huge.
We I. Think online.
I definitely want to see your other stuff.
In our 5K we ran into Rico, I believe.
I mean, that's just some sick shit right there for us, yeah.
That that just happens. This team, this is the team we
have CMC and Puka on together, which feels very nice.
LaPorte going nuts today was good.
P Mercado just scored like a 60 yard touchdown.
Series 76 yarder 76 yarder. Wow.
Was it a pass or a run? Run I.
Think it was a run. God.
I have him in, I have him in in our guillotine league where I.
Dude, dude, he he might have 80 Mitchell bit.
No way. No.
It it's, it's, it's, I don't know, like he's letting go of
the ball as he. Cries dude, how?
How many times? Like how do you how?
No, he still had control. I think he's still in.
Control. I think he got in, but it was
way closer than it needed to be like to.
That is so. Close.
Does the ball have spikes on it? Like, why are people so obsessed
with letting go of it? I don't understand.
It doesn't even think he got over, but it's really close.
I, I also just, like I think I said this last week, but every
single time Demarcato's out there in 31, just, I get so
wistful of the good old days of David Johnson.
Yeah, he. Kind of looks like DJ too.
Like he's like taller, he's thick, he's not as good.
I don't know man. Dude, did they reverse it?
They reversed. It they reversed it, we fumble
in the. Touchback.
Well, that's good for our Pollard that we need in Wolf
Parade. It's also it's also good for you
if you have any Michael Carter. Yeah, because, because
Demarcado's never going to see the field again.
I think they gave. The case was that a Chase
touchdown? Was that a Chase touchdown?
That was a Chase touchdown dude. Let's go, they got there.
Go. They say that the people make it
seem like it's going to be close if he was in.
It was such a sick hat. I'm pretty sure people are
saying it might not be. I think it was.
I think he got it. Let's see here.
The Sean will play now for me. No, he got it.
That's a touchdown. That's a touchdown.
He drags the. Fuck hell yeah.
Ha, but let's go. That's fucking huge.
We're chase chasing. There you go.
Oh. Let's go, man.
Let me see The Sims. And The Sims won.
Well, I didn't fight them. I capitulated it.
Because you could have played JSN so.
No, I mean we as in me and me and Davis.
Well, yeah, you could have played JSN and that obviously
would. Have been oh, I'm 32nd, please.
I hadn't been checking. I hadn't been checking because I
was so sad. I thought you were.
In like 4th like based on how you're how tilted you were, well
I. Wasn't like D.
Mitchell, by the way. But I wasn't like checking to
see what was passing me because I knew it was over.
I see it's such a high scoring week.
I have 207 points. I'm in 32nd.
Yeah, another week where the cash teams are outscoring most
of my tournament teams. Can anyone explain the
psychology of this? Like I don't know, dropping the
ball? Like I just don't get it.
I don't. Get it?
Either man. What is what is the allure of
like, I'm about to score. Like I cannot have this football
in my hands for another second. Like I, I have to get rid of it.
Like why? Why not just he?
Slows down too, like he could have just kept like he slows
down to make sure he can fumble it.
Bill by the way had a fumble so the the the anti bill brigade.
Well, Derrick Henry, Derrick Henry, Derrick Henry fumble it
three times. Yeah.
Man, I don't know. Is that a?
Yeah. AO Manor AO Manor, 13 yards.
We're on the board, we're moving, we're moving forward.
Let's go. Come on.
Don't let Alec get hot. Rescue us.
Rescue us, Alec. Rescue us, Alec.
Dude, Alex, you didn't have a
catch in the first half. What if he was hurt and didn't
tell anyone? Rescue us.
Tori Horton touchdown. Tori Horton touchdown.
Yeah. Tori.
Just actually rocks this is this is crazy he's.
Dude, like I'm gonna it's. Something where like you can be
bad but then like it must be like you're a bad quarterback.
You get to participate in a scam, and then the scam gives
you self-confidence. And and confidence is all you.
Need actually good. He said the human scam Brock
Purdy gave him confidence. He told him he basically trained
Darnold to be like more detail. Right and now Darnold just is
like a top ten quarterback in the NFL.
It's wild. Zach Charbenet in for that play,
by the way. Frankly, we, frankly, we
probably, we probably should have known a little bit because
Clint Kubiak had the Saints cooking so much before everyone
died last year. Yeah.
Now, that being said, Sam Darnold is gonna show up in a
playoff game against whoever. Pick your team of choice, and
he's gonna look like the worst quarterback you've ever seen.
You know, they're gonna play a road game against the 49ers.
It's just gonna be done. The Chargers are down 10.
Why is this the time to get Hassan Haskins?
Involved, well, long Titans reception, but it's Calvin
Ridley. Oh.
God. OK, I'm I'm I'm leaving red zone
behind and I'm I'm single boxing the Cardinals Titans game just
established good well. That was really.
Scariest words in the English? Language I'm solo boxing the
Cardinals. Titans Game I'm solo boxing the
Titans. I'm going to find out if Cam
Ward is actually good and if the stats don't know ball.
Unfortunately, they're now at the 20, so even if IO Manor got
a touchdown on this play, it wouldn't be enough to get his
yardage total seriously. But it would get us within, but
there's still like 12 minutes left, so it would get us within
fighting range. Crazy Keenan reception if it
counts. Gunner.
Oh my God gunner Helm. What a fucking play.
Was it a Gunner touchdown? He's.
Definitely. Seeing it right now.
I'm seeing it now in the single box.
Oh, we need a Pollard 1 yard touchdown for for Wolf Parade.
Yeah, OK. Come on, Tony.
By the way, Chig Bros, Yeah, they're dead.
Yeah. It's over.
You you see Gunner Helm make one sweep over the shoulder catch
like that, it's done for you. It's over.
Yeah. You know, they they talked about
getting Gunner Helm more involved this week, too.
It's it's over for the entire offense until next.
Chicks can't. Chicks can't block.
So if Gunner Helm can catch then there's no point to.
Chick is Spears in there. Oh.
Seriously, they're throwing it. They tried to throw it to Helm,
they tried to throw it to Helm and he got and he got interfered
with, no. Pollard was in the game, not
Spears. I can't I.
Can't look how small the goddamn like this dude like not to.
Be like. Dude Gunner helm man.
Baker has an 87% completion percentage today against a good
defense with no O line. What a king.
That is seriously some impressive shit man.
Boomer sooner. 26. Of This is a good defense 34.
Yeah, and he's just roasting them.
They might lose anyways, but like he is.
Baker and Darnold have combined today for 53 of 62.
Wow. Pollard.
Let's go. Go.
That was Pollard, yeah. You're right.
Nice. I need sunshine.
Give me your eyes. I need sunshine.
That's the that's a slower, it's a sloppy seals ass play.
That is Wolf Parade, by the way, for the night.
Yeah. For the people who don't know
what I was referencing it, it holds, I believe in anything.
There it is. Or is Hampton?
Is Hampton banged up? You might be hurt because this
is a lot of Haskins. Oh, they're now using the doll
so. So he's got to be banged up.
I'm gonna I'm gonna name search on Twitter.
Although Oh my God, they missed it.
Oh so. It's still 2 possession.
Game still 2 possession game that's.
Just Daniel Popper 48 seconds ago.
I don't see Hampton on the Charger's sideline and he's not
been in this drive. Jeff Moeller has Marion Hampton
came up limping and carrying his left foot.
He got clipped on the 4th and two when he was out in the
route. But Moeller said he's probably
dealing more with pain versus an actual injury, although that
seems to be counteracted by the fact he's not on the sideline.
I'll be right. How much?
How much are you sending on Kamani Videl this week on
waivers? I mean their password over
expectation's just going to be 100 from if they lose Hampton.
Nice little up, nice little up the middle run.
Yeah. But if if you if their password
over expectation is that high, you want you want Videl, he's a
password. But they.
Trust Hampton more in Pass Pro or Haskins on.
Pass Pro. Yeah, but you can't throw the
bottles on Haskins. No, you can't.
It would be very funny if Fidel got there this year after after
everything last year. Man, they're on.
They're oh wow, Fidel's looking good, man.
You got to deal with the 1 yard line.
The the J the as as the main representative of the J MO Bros
here on this committee. Yeah, and how's that doing?
I'd like to apologize for selling you guys a false bill of
goods. We're getting the we're getting
capitulation. We're getting the apologies.
Yeah, it's because if you they're up to they've been up,
they've been up two touchdowns this entire game.
They like gave him an end around.
But like, he is McCall Hardman. Yeah, well, yeah, he's McCall
Hardman. Oh I'm so glad that you guys
voted him on the two of my main event teams.
Really appreciate it. Well, listen, you know, like
Nicole Hardman, we thought maybe there's a chance he was going to
be really good. But it turns out, yeah, he's
he's not Michael Hardman. He has or he is.
McCoy, 11, catches 5 games. Oh, Herbert, why, there was no
need to throw it that hard, brother.
Who let's Let's play a game of Name a player that you think has
more receptions than Jameson Williams this season.
Austin Eckler. Let's find out.
That's a good one, the. Answer's no.
Oh, Travis Hunter, definitely. Does for sure.
Does Embold makes a good point The JMO Bros?
Eckler does not. The JMO Bros are fine today in
best ball because we have Rashid Shaheed.
Yeah. Oh, here's a funny 1.
Jalen What? You got to see his Bengals play.
I have a single box it. Fucking sucks so hard.
Here's 140 days Jalen Jalen Naylor has more receptions.
Oh, James Williams. That's so Look at this play.
Oh my God. They all stand around.
They're not sure what they do. Like what?
Is that a fubble? Hampton Hamptons definitely
hurt. They just showed him.
Oh my God Herbert with the worst interception you'll ever see.
Oh this is so bad I don't know what the fuck he just did.
Dude Browning sucks so bad. I I thought you were about to
say Herbert sucks so bad. That was a bad interception,
but. I mean, what did he do?
Oh, it got tipped. It got tipped.
OK God, Buca has heaven for 163 and.
What the fuck was that interception?
I think he's got tipped. Holy shit he scored again?
No 17? Is that Sterling Shepard?
Boomer Buckin sooner? What a performance from Baker.
Man, dude, Baker's going. 19 of 33379 and two against.
Probably a top five defense in the NFL on the road with like 2
lineman playing in their right situations.
Like I think he's he's up to three now.
He's got three. It's the it's the right side of
the line's fucked. OK.
All right. Yeah.
Baker Mayfield the Sterling ship like it's fuck in 2016 at the
University of Oklahoma on the road.
This game is. Awesome, yeah.
To your point though, Jacob, there's center who's now back at
center has sucked ass this year. So but but.
But I think he's only sucked ass because he's been playing out of
position. He was really good.
At well, he sucked ass last week at center.
OK. But he was great at center last
year. Yeah, he was.
But you know. I I I feel confident that he
will be fine at center. Oh my God.
Chase, Chase. Yes, don't fucking fumble it.
Hell yes dude, that's the bonus too.
That's 6110 and 2. Fuck, yeah.
All right, that's got to get me up to the top 30 at least.
Yeah, wow, that's a 32 point day from Jamar Chase.
Did not see that. Yeah, dude, man.
Good thing you didn't take that, Kate.
Off Sims The Sims new. He's got to be like really low
on too. OK, I'm up to 7th on the.
Slate or no? Buka up to 7th now.
Holy shit, there you. Go God, He's wide open too.
I need like if I get three more points, that's another.
Jamar Chase is the second highest wide scoring wide
receiver on the entire slate, only behind the neck of the
Buka. That is quite the turn.
Around all, right. That's a pretty good Chase.
Like Chase is out scoring JSN. What would you have said if I
told you 15 minutes? Ago I wouldn't have.
Believed that you should outsport JSN on.
The slide I thought I would have been.
I thought you were a nice Canadian man and you're being
quite mean right now. By the way, Titans have the ball
back, so the IO thesis remains live.
Man oh I have AI, have an FF, I have an FPC team with Jamar
Chase actually that is now alive.
Still 10 minutes left. So how do you bust coverage with
Jamar Chase that wide open? I'm like 2 points away from from
a 10K payout now. There we go.
But he's got Aman Ron JSN left so maybe not.
Man what a high scoring week. 223 and then 7th.
It's like, oh, just the, I mean, the chalk went insane nuts.
Yeah, yeah. First place has 243.76 ship it
nation. Ship it nation.
This is big Jacory Krasky Merritt not being punished for
fumbling. Not being punished.
Right back in there. Right back in there.
In the end zone too. C rod is still waiting for a
touch. Man, that's so bullish.
Wow. It's.
Impossible to have seen that coming.
Man scores are so high. It's it's crazy.
Darnold. Darnold picked.
Love when you need the nuts to cash in tournament.
I I believe. Arnold picked.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's like game. That's a game killing
interception. See, Sam Darnold sucks after
all, right, all wow. But in Mill Row.
Well, oh, he like skipped it off his defensive lineman's back or
his offensive lineman. Yikes, that's not a.
Great. 28 to 17. Are we going to get a are the
Lions going to try and score here?
Are they going to go for it? IO Manor catch.
All right, we're halfway home. Hell yeah.
It was only like 7 yards, but we need a lot of them, so let's
take it. Skips off the helmet.
I mean, I would, I would not say that that Darnell Pick is not
his fault. He's throwing in the double
coverage. Well, hit a lineman on the
helmet, but. But so it's hard to know.
I don't see how that's ever getting complete.
Yeah, you're right, it's not a good throw, but.
It's maybe unlucky that it was picked, but I wouldn't say it
was. I mean it was thrown directly
into traffic. Man.
Yeah, like all are. Run angry first.
Place in the spy right now. We still need one more Rashad
White catch, which this Darnold pick is killing because we would
have gotten overtime very likely.
First place in the spy is 227 points.
We either need a screen. Well, I should have put this in
the. Skies because I have 223.
Wow. What are you?
How much do you hold this down? 4K Oh sweet shake play just like
Jute the dude out of his short. So it should be a nice day
regardless, but. JCMS 4 yards from the 100 yard
bonus. Not that I started on
DraftKings, but it just means a lot in my heart.
Don't you have them on DraftKings best ball teams
though? I don't.
I don't think I would have drafted so few DraftKings best
ball teams that I. Oh, I didn't know, I didn't know
you. You didn't drop on DK?
I it was just a time prioritization thing where I, I
unfortunately had real life things to do that.
Guys are fucking. Lawyer yeah, so we'll see next
year. I might have more time for DK.
He's got to, he's got to go see Oasis, he's got to fly to
London. Aw dude, that's going to be the
best day of my life on November 22nd.
This team I Co manage with Silva and Reeves and Thorman and JJ
should be cooking. Justin Fields, Michael Carter,
hand fucking A.J. Brown man and we started Jamo.
We, I think we're going to have to bench Jamo.
You think? Well, we have Rome on the bench,
but. I, I, I, I assure you that Jamo
is not going to be seeing our line up again.
I can't the combination of drafting A.J.
Brown and Jameson Williams together.
Stop. Oh, apparently we got Jamar
Chase out of Wolf Parade, but maybe Pollard can get another
touchdown here. Never know.
There was for a while, it probably isn't anymore, but for
a while on the DK Millie second place was a three-way chop.
Oh, Cam Ward threw a pick. Oh, that's that.
Cam Ward threw a pick, the defender got forced to fumble
and the Titans recovered it in the end zone.
Titans Touchdown. Oh.
Recovered a fumble in the end zone.
That's crazy. Oh my God, no, that wasn't lock
it. That was DK, wasn't it?
That was lock it. Lock it.
Really. That was lock at four?
Yeah, he is. Yeah.
Oh, DK 17.
Yeah. Saint Brown just got the 100
yard bonus in a game where I literally haven't noticed his
presence once. Yeah, I didn't know he was
playing today. Just slept.
Locked to 8 for 100. Yeah, such as life as Almond
Ross St. Brown.
Man, Cardinals and Survivor is like now a sweat.
I think I'm going to stop doing the this is like the second time
I've done the actually I'm going to be really smart and play golf
with Jameson instead of Almond Ross St.
Brown, and I don't think I'm going to do that anymore.
Yeah, I would. Everybody stop.
Yeah, I think even I didn't even I didn't play Jamo in.
Anything I think it's, I think it's time to be an adult.
I boosted Jameson by like half a point in the projections today.
I I like. You know.
It's just there's there's nothing that's more appealing to
like, you know, hedge right where it's like I I was so in
anti jamo all year and I saw the spot and I was like it.
It would suck, you know, to to have him just have this big hit.
But if I making my Gold Star play, I can win twice, you know,
I can, I can be out, but then I can buy the dip at the right
time. It wouldn't not be satisfying.
But actually he he just thinks. No, but he $1 million, I was
with you 81. He was in Gold Star level for
me, but I was with you that he was a good play this week.
Baker Mayfield, baby. We might get a third David
Montgomery touchdown here, by the way.
The walk through cover boy was. So that not that Taylor extra
point really looming large. Yeah.
Jonathan Taylor I I have, I forgot what the number was, but
I think it was like it was like 30 to one or something like that
on JT Offensive Player of the Year, which looks good, but that
looks good. That's a really good.
I would be, I can we stop with like he could have like 6 more
touchdowns this year. We have like the three one yard
Daniel Jones touchdowns. We have the Amir Abdullah
touchdown today. We have the Tyler Warren 1 yard
touchdown. Like if they wanted to Taylor
could have like 40 touchdowns this year.
He could be. Didn't didn't have a carry close
to the end zone today. Yeah, he did.
It's like, like, I guess they're just beating everybody too bad
cuz we're, we're awesome and we're we're going to win the
Super Bowl. But yeah, Taylor has.
Taylor has seven touchdowns, which is very easily have 12
through 5 games. I think Montgomery just came
off. Pete still needs that.
That next touchdown, where did? Pete go he's.
Probably doing bedtime. Yeah.
Bedtime, boys, and that is as clear of a DPI as you're going
to. Find.
Yeah, that's that's as clear as it gets.
Did they call it? Yeah, I called it a lot, a lot
clearer than the one on Mike Kasiki earlier.
All right, who's going to get this Lions touchdown?
Is it going to be Laporta for for tight end day or is it going
to be like Penne Sewell? Yeah, because Dan's nasal would
be so funny. They've done it.
They have done it. Looks like laporta.
Is it laporta? Oh, I need.
That. 1st I said it's fucking Tesla.
It's Tesla. Holy shit, that's even more
random than Penne Sul. Dan Campbell really in his bag
with this one. Isaac Tesla.
What's he thinking this guy is? Crazy dude Isaac Tesla is so
allergic to separation. Every NFL reception he has, a
defender is on him like a defender has been on his
physical body. The separation score is actually
correct like. They are right.
Separation. Separation score is right about
Tesla. It's fucking 0.
Yeah, I believe he has four catches and three touchdowns
now. Bill Bill's over 100 yards, by
the way. Dude, my fucking best ball bags
are so through the fucking roof right now if Brock Bowers had
played today. Oh Brock Bowers dude, I would
have done any. I wish Brock Bowers wasn't 40. 2
yards honestly. Honestly, if Brock Bowers had
played today, I would have been advancing too many teams.
Yeah, it would be concerning. I would.
I would be. I would be.
Advancing. I'd be advancing like 35 teams.
That's not too many. That's a good number.
No it's not dude. Liam was pretty clear about
this. Oh man.
How? Whatever, whatever number the
amount of teams Liam advanced, Mesomania 2 is the correct
number. There's a comment someone on
Twitter, I forget which Liam thing it was, but Liam had, you
know, some controversial take on Twitter and.
Controversial take on. Twitter, Yeah, no, if you can
believe it. And it's hard to believe there.
You know, everyone's debating whether or not it has merit in
the in their replies and someone says dude.
Whether whether it has cross key merit?
Whether it has cross key merit in their replies and so I guess
dude, he plays chess man. He sees all the outcomes all at
once, like Doctor Strange. Like.
Look. Chess is hard and I respect that
he's good at chess, but I'm not sure that's how it works.
That's just so good, man. He sees all the outcomes.
He sees all the outcomes, dude. I I'm flipping through my BBM
teams right now. If you had to guess, the
funniest player possible to currently be on my highest
scoring BBM team. Well, it's Jameson Williams.
It's the funniest player. No, it's funnier than that.
Dalton Kincaid. It's it's also funnier than
that. Isaiah Petrio.
It's Amari Cooper. OK, that's pretty.
Good. That is funnier.
I didn't know. I didn't like.
How could it be funnier than that?
How are you going to be funnier than that?
That is way funnier. I want Nate might not even show
up to the Gill cast today. Oh my God, is it that bad?
It's bad. Oh my God, I can't wait.
Well, what the hell is this? Chiefs just announced wide
receiver Xavier Worthy is now questionable for Monday night's
game due to a shoulder slash ankle injury.
I. How could I know?
Don't like that. Is there anything we can do
about that on any of our teams with worthy?
Like is there any Patriots or Bills that we have on any of
those that we could start stepped?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna guarantee we do not have it.
Let's. Maybe you've got maybe, maybe we
have Keon Coleman on one of these teams.
OK, so I have. This is a solo team but I have
hunter so that's fine. Actually I can swap that at the
time if I need to. I don't have worthy there.
Wow, Doctor Davis was right all along.
Don't get, don't get too, don't get too excited about this.
Stuff thing that we stuff thing that we have mandre Steph.
What's the status of that game? Like?
Do we need ceiling more or floor more on the team?
That is a mandre worthy because I think that game is pretty
tight, right? Cuz Mondre like it'd be, it'd be
more ideal if we had like a Jaguar obviously, cuz then we
could find out if he was playing.
I don't, I don't have access to April.
So if someone can pull that one up.
I don't have access to that one either.
I think I do. Hang on.
Yeah, like how many? Let me know what the status of
that game is and whether we should swap through Andre.
OK, Rodriguez just got a touch. Congrats to.
So. Man, that's got to just be.
That's just got to be April. That's just got to be cover your
ass, right? I have no idea.
But the weird. Well, it's weird that it's it's
weird that it's shoulder slash ankle because like shoulder
obviously was pre-existing, but. I think I might have to say that
right or something. I don't know.
All right, so April, we are down 135 1/2 to 119.9.
We're currently projected to outscore this dude by a point,
but I'm sure Xavier Worthy's. Yeah, Xavier Worthy's projected
for 13.54. I mean, we got to start.
Like I think we'd start from monitoring cuz cuz like if both
were fully healthy range of outcomes wise, Remandre score
outscores worthy in what 35% to 40% of the games anyways?
Yeah, you have to start. You have to start Remandre, I
think. Yeah, like we can't risk a 0.
So it's like if we if we say worthy is because I would, I
would say Remandre is probably outscoring Worthy, Stetteris,
Purvis like like 35% of the time.
And then of that 65%, then it just comes down to what
percentages were the inactive. So unless we think the chances
of him being inactive is like sub 20%, then we got to start
from Andre. So I don't with the report like
this, I I don't think I. Think we go from Andre?
Yeah. So let's put them in.
I put them in OK. That's a annoying situation.
Well, what I guess I wish there was.
I wish there was more information like is this a new
injury or is this. Well, the ankles happened,
right? I mean, yeah, the ankle is new,
obviously, yeah. But like, I don't know what that
means. Yeah, I would think because I
think the shoulder is something where it's just like he already
had a shoulder. So they're just kind of tacking
that on. But I think it's the ankle
that's probably what's making him questionable.
I'm tilting. That's.
Maybe, maybe that, yeah, Johnny's, Johnny's saying
there's another hour, so maybe we get another chapter tweet or
something. Yeah, but put put Madre in for
now and if we get encouraging news we could always swap back.
But I think Madre is the safe call for sure.
Time to go on sleeping. T Higgins touchdown.
T Higgins touchdown Oh, I really needed that for a main team.
Jake Browning fucking backdoring bro.
This is like, this is pretty funny too, because this result
is going to have people being like, Oh yeah, dude, back on the
Bengals. I don't, I don't think that's
going to work out long term. No Tennessee's driving.
Have there been any catches for Iron Manor?
No, I don't think so 3. 3 catches for whoever the three
catches for whoever the running back was.
Yeah, he's stuck at 18. All right, time to go and update
some dynasty rosters here with Xavier Worthy.
How are we looking? Dude.
We've been working through Pete. I assume you're going to be with
us on this. Did you see the worthy news?
I didn't I just. So Worthy just got added.
Worthy just got added to the injury report as questionable
with an ankle, so we have a really close game in April,
which is the Crack Rock team where we could sub in Romandre,
and I think we're going to do that just in case.
Yeah. The Cardinals are going to lose.
Like what? Because I mean, I think the view
is like, if both play, it's like totally plausible.
Romandre outscores worthy anyway.
So that's probably gets like 35% of the outcomes.
And then unless you're like really confident, he plays and I
don't know how he would be that confident about it.
Fucking. Ridley, man.
Ridley touchdown. I have two.
Big play. I'm going to have one.
I'm going to have one team left in Survivor.
Wow. This would be a remarkable loss
for the Cardinals. I mean that it would be that,
but we have like a 1% chance at this point, maybe 2.
This is going to give me a field goal.
Pat, where? Where did your did I?
Did I see Chase had a monster bomb?
Yeah, I'm, I'm up to 8th place. Nice.
It's such a high scoring week. Like I, I if I got a touchdown
there from Chase instead of T Higgins, that would have gotten
me like up to 9th or yeah, up to 9th or sorry, up to 5th.
Have you apologized to Jake Browning?
No, he sucks ass I don't think. He's getting any apologies?
Yeah. Jake Browning blows, man.
Oh my God. Did the Bengals the Bengals just
recover that? I think the Bengals just
recover. That OK, They tried to let
Pollard score, but they were too far away.
He was too far away from the end zone.
Yeah, I think they got it. I have nobody there.
Bengals got it. That's Bengals ball.
Oh, no, wait, it's Lions ball. God damn it.
The camera was the camera tricked me.
It's spun it around. The only guy pointed.
I thought it was my way. That sucks.
Come on, you got to get on top of that Bengals.
Oh yeah, the Lions clearly got it.
Wait, what? What?
Happened in the Seahawks game. I thought it was, was that a
replay? No.
Darnold, that's long over the Bucks one.
Wow. Yeah, darn they They had clutch
Baker touchdown to shaft to tie it, and then Darnold threw a
pick that deflected off his lineman's helmet, and then the
Bucks got a field goal to win it.
This worthy thing's kind of ruining my vibe.
It sucks. Definitely pretty tilting.
There's like nothing worse than like a Monday uncertain out of
nowhere injury that you can't really do anything about.
I mean, at least we have the romandre out.
Like it would be way worse if we had just nothing on that team.
Yeah. I I assume there's are there no
other teams? That's the only one that I think
I'm involved with with Worthy. But are there any of your teams
with like Gretsch or other people that have Worthy starting
right? Now so we have worthy in our 5K
but we have like strange and Tootin and oh so.
You could just swap. You could just swap the strange.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one other worthy mane,
but I have I have Hunter so that'll be OK.
God what a fucking tilt fest. Tilt space, you might say.
Man and and BR got flipped on its head.
Optimal wide receiver ended up being IGBUCA Chase pairing.
Yeah, yeah, Rico not even needed anymore.
Wow. That's wild.
That is wild. Yeah, it was a Baker at naked.
Not naked Baker, Baker to IGBUCA, but Baker at 17%.
Javante Javante on the winning team.
Yeah. And JT, of course.
But basically all but like a mostly 100% drafted team.
Like a That team could have been duped.
Wait, Davis, what is the guy? What's the Tate's full username
on Splash? Tate 81.
That's got to be 1.
Yeah. No way.
Debo Touchdown. OK, I am up to 7th in the Splash
Sports Weekly Tears contest. I'll take it.
Wow, where do we have Do we have DeVos somewhere?
So. I I don't understand.
What? What?
Oh, never mind. OK, never mind.
Oh my red zone was mega delayed. Oof oof.
Golf just got crushed. Man D Mercado fumbling that and
allowing his team to lose the game is fucking crazy.
It's. Good, that was.
Huge for Arcade Fire. The Jaden did devo stack.
Oh nice, that's awesome. Well, we don't really.
Need the. Fiance.
Flip somebody. I flip somebody to get in A7.
Who do you have? Cardinals are just.
Maybe someone lost. Maybe somebody lost.
Points. Someone lost points but on a
Cardinals. DI bet, Cardinals DI bet.
Cardinals D Yeah. Yeah.
It doesn't change the payouts are the same, but right, yeah.
Dude that was really close to missing.
I thought it did. That's a hilarious touchdown
that they were up 10, 4th and seven on the 8th and just just
went for it for for shits and gigs.
I think this happened to to 1 of this is deposit Kingdom logo
Philly youth. Oh yeah, is it which?
Which contest? Power Suite, but he just
dropped, I think he was ahead of me and then just dropped to 19th
because of the Cardinals D. Losing to the Titans, like, I
can't imagine a worse feeling than being.
I mean, I don't know if there are any Cardinals fans, but if
there are, they're probably really sad right now.
It's so, so, so brutal. Like that's especially like,
man, I felt I felt sick last week about the AD one.
I mean, this happened like that was like a million times worse.
One, it was Dumber because AD was trying to extend the ball
over the goal line. This Demarcato was just like,
didn't feel like holding the football anymore, so we threw it
away and then they were up like, they're up what, by 15 at the
time? Yeah, they're up by 15 when he
did it. That would have been. 4.
Times. Celebrated.
Do you cut him? I think you might cut him.
You you kind of have to cut him because like, he's a Mario D
Mercado. Like who gives a shit, right?
Yeah, I think you got to cut him.
And like, Michael Carter's been a third down back for multiple
years in the NFL. He gets into the pass pro and
all that stuff, and then you just give Dan Mike some more
carries. Like if you just split the early
down 5050 between Knight and Carter and you let Carter do all
the pass pro stuff then what's the point of D Mercado?
I had it's. So inexcusable and it's like you
literally lost us a game and. You literally lost the game for
no reason except you were a dumb ass.
For the rest of the team, like, I don't know.
What ended up being the the Hampton stuff?
Is he hurt? Ankle yeah, he's hurt.
Ankle he got. I don't think it's like AI think
it's going to be like a low ankle.
Like it seemed like he kind of got stepped on when he was out
in a row on that failed 4th and two.
Hey, we just got a Gaston garbage time catch.
We'll take it. From.
Trey Lance Worth. 1.5 I think that's on.
Is it Destroyer? Yeah, I think it's.
Well I need like 2 points and I can climb two places so that
would be nice. After that I need like 10 plus
points so it's pretty unlikely. But that with that Jayden de
Debo touchdown, I can now tell you that Amari Cooper is a
member of a top 300 overall Basketball Mania team.
Wow, it's. Amazing.
We're bringing it home. Jake Browning blows.
What a piece of shit. He just immediately took the
safety. Just immediately.
Just instant safety. Fucking sucks so.
Hard the second you started looking at the pay jumps.
Fuck, he blows. So bad that now it's possible I
get I get passed by an amanrat team.
No, they're, they're just gonna. They're they're.
Just gonna. Kneel.
And I was right. I know, I just wanted to tilt
man, what a piece of. Shit guys, the the afternoon
window next week is is fucking brutal for when we're doing the
show. Titans, Raiders Bengals,
Bengals, Packers, 49ers, Buccaneers 49ers, Buccaneers
better fuckin deliver because those other two games are going
to be unwatchable filth. Way to spell it, Davis.
The Packers, the Packers are going to run 47 offensive plays.
They're going to get, they're going to have a 19 play, they're
going to have a 19 play drive where there's not a forward.
Pass. Do you guys want to Oh.
My God, gas it again. Oh, it's Conklin.
Hey B dubs, B dubs, it happens to the best of us.
Brother. Do you guys want to build an
helic Jacobi? Pick em in advance right now for
next week's show. Sounds like it's.
Great. No, next week.
Next. Week we are, next week we are
the under set. But we are.
We are going. No, we're not doing under.
No, we could just take, we could just take guys that maybe like
don't suck or aren't attached to Cam Ward.
We're just. Only they just won Davis.
I was directionally. Accurate.
And they just, you be wins. They just won.
One one of us here just hit three weeks in a row so.
And to be fair, I would have hit if I wouldn't have been a dumb
ass I. Tried to tell you I knew you
were. You should have emotionally
hedged that one. Yeah, that was, that was, that
was, that was just like poor decision making for me.
You're like here, Joey. Would.
Would I? Would.
Joey, Joey said there's a worthy report.
Oh, OK, ankle. It's his ankles a little swollen
after arriving in Jackson. Added him to the report as a
precaution. So that sounds like he's going
to play, man. I don't know what to do on that
April team that's. He's like, he's like, he's like
my nine month pregnant wife who just has.
Swollen ankles, it says. A little swollen.
I mean, do we need, do we need ceiling or floor on that team?
Kind of like it's like basically Even so kind of both, right?
Pull it up. We kind of need.
Oh, now we need ceiling. How did we get past and stacked
with the homes? Oh, it's the Ridley.
Go back to Worthy. It's.
The Ridley shit. Yeah, we got to go Worthy here.
They ridleyed us What? Are you doing Pete?
Yeah, let's go back. Yeah, I can do it.
Yeah. I I think once they they got up
this much, yeah, they have strange too, which what strange
is going to be like a floor of 10 points.
Yeah. Yeah, and a ceiling of 11.
All right, let's risk it. The lines are actually running
plays. Like, not they're not just
handing off to Sayon Vaki. No, Monty.
That losing that six points for Davis and the April team there
from Marvin Harrison really stinks.
Pete, will you redirect to the Gill cast?
Yeah, all. Right now they're kneeling.
I have a guy on one of my group chats who could cash out a
$700.00 touchdown parlay for $26,000, but he's decided to let
it ride on Diggs Plus 260. Holy.
Shit I'm telling him that's a very bad idea to score.
Like if if Digg scores he would win 128 K but he could just cash
out right now and just take 26 K.
But he's he's apparently wants to let it ride.
What's the What's the most amount of money that they'll let
him bet on? Digg's no touchdown.
Yeah, he's got to hedge that. He's going to let it ride.
You got it. Yeah, like he he needs to put
$20,000 on no. Yeah, right.
They they probably won't let him put that much though is the
issue. Yeah, even if you could get 10
down and then maybe. Yeah, right.
Whatever, whatever whatever the Max they will allow him to do.
Yeah. That's the clear move.
And what is like, is that an absurd amount of money for him
or is this like his usual size? He's he's doing well in life.
OK. Yeah, in that case.
In that case. Don't have a have a fun ass
sweat tonight. Yeah, I'll put it this way.
Like like I, I think Zoron is coming for him.
All right, Is that Is that the end of the games?
That's it. They're over zeros.
All right, your. Redirect setup Davis.
It's an elite. I just wanted to share this
tweet from Scott Barrett. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 is will
be released November 14th, but celebrities, influencers and
streamers were given exclusive access several days ago.
Well done. Also hang on, I think I think
some friends here I I completely forgot about the the dog bowl
setup we got Chad candles holds on with Jacoby Myers for a seat.
Our guy Chris G storms the leaderboard with a Baker JSN.
Nice dude. Hell yeah, G.
He gets redemption after last year he missed on a Kyle Pitts
near miss and then he went to the dog bowl the first year.
So congratulations, G and then fantasy grinder.
This dude's the high hottest player on the site shipped 50K
week two or three battle Royale first place I think week 3 and
now ships a dog bowl seat. Incredible on fire.
All right, check out stat chasing as usual Tuesday nights.
Draco sacrilegious. That's live at 8:00 PM Eastern
for YouTube members. Awesome utilization base show
looking at trends with an eye toward following weeks.
Really good for both. Thinking about potential buy
lows, sell highs, DFS plays, all that good stuff.
Davis is doing the Gill cast right after this.
Jacob, Pat, anything you guys want to mention?
Yeah, I just want to shout out Jake Browning real quick.
You do suck, like unbelievably bad.
But you did get Jamar Chase to 32 which helped me pay the 7th
in the power sweep, so thank you.
Incredible. Yeah, you can find, you can find
myself. I'm thinking about thinking and
then you can find my redraft trade value tiers in the
Athletic now as a yeah, congratulations on a monthly
basis. You know, some some of us were
brave enough to rank a Meccabuca as a top five rest of season
wide receiver before this week, so let's get where the fuck is
going. There you go, I'll be live
tomorrow at 10:00 AM Eastern to review all of my dog shit DFS
lineups today. Can't wait for that.
Otherwise, we will see you next week for what sounds like an
incredible 4:00 PM slate. Greatest game?
More times about Tam Ward. That's right.
Thank you to everybody hanging out in the chat today.
Appreciate you guys. Enjoy the rest of your evening
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