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All right, baby, it's Thursday 
night. 

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It's time for the next 
generation of ship chasing. 

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It's the ship kept ship cast 
feed overs at Ben Gretch. 

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Pack terrain. 
We got pick him in trees going. 

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We got the Vikings versus the 
Eagles. 

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We got special guests. 
Arif Hassan swinging by in the 

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second quarter. 
Going to be a fun night. 

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Let's do it. 
Pat Fryer, homos. 

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This is what this is what I'm 
hot Anita. 

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Hand job fix your side, Jamar. 
And also play chase. 

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You can't handle the heat. 
It looks like we're finally 

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fits. 
Boys, you're right. 

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That Cadarius Tony clip hits 
differently after we drafted him

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in our final two drafts in Vegas
last week. 

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It does. 
It does appreciate everyone 

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tuning in. 
This is ship chasing. 

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We are now going to be on 
Thursday nights in season 

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presented by Underdog Fantasy. 
We're hosting watch parties 

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here. 
Hopefully you guys got the game 

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fired up. 
We shared some pick 'em entries 

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on Twitter. 
I got it pinned in the chat if 

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you guys want to tell us. 
And if you missed out on the 

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first ones, don't worry, we will
be building some second-half 

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ones as well. 
So, all kinds of action going 

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around here, Gretch, I know 
you're fired up. 

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Pat's still unpacking. 
I'm still unpacking to be here 

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forever. 
I'm writing. 

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I'm writing the walkthrough and 
I can't be unpacking. 

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The people need their info. 
There's a good walkthrough this 

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week. 
I think you'll like it. 

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Got a little fired up a couple. 
Here's what I want to know. 

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I just saw the kick. 
How delayed am I that I I can't 

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even. 
I'm not even watching it right 

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now. 
So give me a SEC. 

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What'd you say? 
That I just watched the Eagles 

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run their first play? 
I see the clock right now. 

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It's 1445. 
Oh no, I'm gonna be way behind. 

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I'm so I don't like being that 
far behind. 

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We're off to a great start. 
Pat is off camera. 

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Greg is far behind. 
Did I? 

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Deal. 
I'm gonna be a full behind. 

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I'm wearing the throwback. 
It's my high school jersey in 

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the sense that I've had it since
I was in high school. 

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Chris Carter. 
That's what's up. 

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I love it. 
I love it. 

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How are we doing in the chat? 
Yeah, people loving Pat's 

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background. 
It's it's a very authentic kind 

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of to real organic look there. 
A J just saw the kick here. 

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I'm way behind. 
Did any of you guys have what 

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are you cuz what what is 
everyone watching it on? 

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I have it on prime pulled up 
right now. 

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Yeah, I'm watching. 
I I, you know, I didn't think to

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make sure I was logged in on on 
my phone to the prime and then. 

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Yeah, taking care of that. 
I am on my phone, so I'm gonna 

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launch it on my phone. 
Now I have it on my other 

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monitor, but it's that's 
delayed. 

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I gotta find my Prime app on my 
phone. 

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Yeah, well guys, really good 
news. 

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Just to start here, Swift is on 
the field. 

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I feel like that's a really 
good. 

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Start. 
We got that. 

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We're pretty sweet. 
We got him in our Go ahead. 

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I was just gonna say, like the 
range of outcomes for Swift 

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tonight, it feels like wider 
than maybe any other player I've

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ever like tried to protect for 
fantasy. 

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I felt like I was a little bit 
more comfortable. 

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I mean, yeah, week one, you're 
very comfortable. 

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I was told like, I was like, you
sure we don't want to swap out? 

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SWIP. 
For literally anything. 

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But I mean Siriani made the 
comment and then Swift had his 

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own thing where he was like, 
yes, the 1st I'm hearing of that

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the comment that like you never 
want to give him two touches and

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the whole reason they gave him 
two touches was they were giving

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game while a ton of or game. 
Almost out. 

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And so I think it's one of those
squeaky wheel situations already

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here in Week 2 where it's like 
they're saying we wanna give him

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more work. 
Swift himself is like, that's 

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good to hear. 
You know, It's good to hear that

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they're saying that. 
Like, give me the damn ball. 

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I mean, like, to me, I was 
reading it like, you gotta get 

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him some squeaky wheel touches. 
If you can't leave this game, 

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giving him just like four or 
five touches like that would be 

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crazy. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

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I I've been like trying to think
through. 

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Do you think Siriani, you know 
when he had? 

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That quote We was like we never 
want to leave a game without 

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giving, you know, Swift more 
than two touches or whatever. 

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Like, do you think he literally 
just got lost in the game plan? 

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Like it was true mistake? 
Like I am still confused what 

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their true intentions were that 
week 1. 

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I feel like he probably didn't 
get lost in it, but I feel like 

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Swift was probably mad, if that 
makes sense. 

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Like, yeah. 
Like, I don't know. 

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I just don't. 
These guys have so much to think

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about. 
And like, it's almost to their 

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credit if they forget to like 
get a running back. 

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Enough touches like. 
It's on your mind, you know what

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I mean? 
Like on the Arthur Smith thing. 

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Or is like, I don't know, like 
our number one wide receiver 

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didn't have a catch. 
Like, that's a little bit more 

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like, come on, man. 
But yeah, you know, it's a 

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running. 
You're on the wall. 

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With another dude, looks like we
got Godard with a catch here, so

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he's on the board and we got a 
deep. 

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Are you guys synced up now? 
I got you just saw that. 

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I just. 
I think I'm with you. 

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I think I'm. 
I was sick. 

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Devante went deep. 
Dude, did you see the necklace 

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Devante's wearing? 
I mean, it is absurdly, 

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comically big to be wearing that
while playing NFL football, and 

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I just went full boomer there. 
I'm going Colin Coward already 

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here, but this Texas isn't. 
I mean how big it is. 

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I can't even see it. 
Wait, just wait here on the 

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replay. 
It must be tucked in somewhere. 

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It's also hilarious. 
He's the smallest dude on the 

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field. 
Score we got so Aw, man. 

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We got to get our What do we 
have on our pickups? 

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We got I'm gonna need A J. 
Brown. 

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Now we have over fantasy points 
on A J Brown and Swift right? 

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Yeah, so our core one here. 
We have a higher 13.45 fantasy 

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points on Brown, lower 49 1/2 
rushing yards on Madison, then 

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over 38 passing attempts for 
Kirk, and then in the five pick 

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entry we added Swift over 7.95 
points and Hawkinson over 5 

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receptions. 
So an A.J. 

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Brown touchdown is what we're or
Swift is what we're for. 

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Here, that would be great. 
Yeah, we're swift in with Kerry.

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Let's go, baby all. 
Right, that's the .1 time he 

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goes up the middle, you know he 
goes up the middle, just falls 

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right down. 
Just bounce it outside. 

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What if Siriani was on the side,
being like, bounce it outside 

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for what? 
Bounce it outside. 

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That would really suffer. 
Swift. 

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If he's now, he's supposed to 
bounce it and he's been ruined 

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By who? 
Was it? 

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Deuce daily. 
Wasn't that as good? 

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Yeah, look at this Chris. 
Great minds think alike, he 

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said. 
He tailed our pic on before we 

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even knew it. 
Were you in our group chat, bro?

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You know, people accused us of 
group think here. 

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That doesn't help for the case, 
Yeah, exactly. 

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That's a hive mind. 
We decided to play the hits 

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right away, betting the under on
Alexander Vadison rushing yards.

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For sure. 
I haven't seen him do anything 

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so far. 
But so I do think like matchup 

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wise, that's a pretty fun bet. 
Madison, a known inefficient 

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runner, hasn't been a 4.0 yards 
per carry guy from the last 

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couple seasons, was like 3.1 in 
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And then the Patriots playing 
the Eagles and the Eagles have 

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Fletcher Cox. 
They have Jordan Davis who 

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missed some time last year, but 
was there big first round pick 

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last year and then there where 
Jalen Carter landed. 

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For anyone who doesn't remember,
he was the guy who was 

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potentially the number one 
overall pick but had the car 

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wreck. 
The other Georgia D tackle to 

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have the car wreck that cost 
someone their life. 

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He falls a little bit in the in 
the top ten and he winds up in 

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Philadelphia. 
They have three really good 

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defensive tackles. 
They played both Jordan Davis 

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and Jalen Carter about half the 
snaps last week. 

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They played Fletcher Cox even 
more and I mean Ramontre. 

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Stevens had a really hard time 
running against these guys. 

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Zeke actually had one or two 
decent runs. 

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But they didn't run well over 
all New England, and they ended 

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up throwing 54 times. 
So there's some correlation 

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here, obviously saying, look, 
Madison's gonna, first of all, 

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he's not a very efficient 
runner. 

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He's gonna have a hard time 
running against this 

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Philadelphia interior defensive 
line. 

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And with any luck, the Vikings 
are gonna throw a ton like the 

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the Patriots elected to and like
they like to anyway. 

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They threw 44 passes last week. 
So, I mean the overpass attempts

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on Cousins, the under rushing 
yards on Madison. 

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Hopefully it's a good early read
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Yeah, nice. 
Plus, you know, it's Madison. 

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Let's see here. 
Also, did you guys already see 

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it? 
I think I saw one of you already

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retweeted that Puka missed 
practice today with an oblivion.

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Yeah, dude, of course. 
Yeah. 

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Do we get Tutu anywhere? 
We did as a consolation prize in

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a few spots, yeah. 
Nice. 

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OK. 
That that's nice because it 

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might be like it might be the 
real price if if he misses time,

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Yeah, I mean. 
We just flew all of our budget 

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on just, Oh my God. 
In this league. 

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With Sean, we spent like $850. 
Yeah, ours, our league with 

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Sean. 
We'd lost Dobbins and we all 

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were in agreement of going super
hard on Puka and now. 

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They're talking oblique. 
Practice the very next day. 

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I mean one of mine and Shawn's 
is just the two of us. 

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We went over 900 in ours we went
over 800 I think in mine and 

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Shawn's we have 4 together, just
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He was available in three and we
got him in all three and I don't

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think we bit less than 800 and 
then we also got him with you. 

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So I'm out of fab everywhere and
I got nothing to show for it, 

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dude. 
That's what I did with Scott 

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Fishbowl. 
I maxed out my fab on Puka and 

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Justice Hill got 2. 
I think I forgot to put two. 

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That's where and now I'm done. 
You. 

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Got them? 
Both here got them both nice. 

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I want 100 on Justice Hill. 
I did the same thing, but I just

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I did 79 on puka in 21 on on 
Justice Hill. 

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I think my league was asleep at 
the wheel, like giving me 

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justice. 
Well, if I was in your league, 

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that's definitely true because 
I've completely forgot to put in

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bids. 
Yeah, so let's still got it. 

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You know, You know Davis's 
change because Davis used to 

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grind, even he used to be the 
one that would remind us. 

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Remember Pat? 
He would slide into our DM and 

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be like SFB waivers run and on 
slow cast. 

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I brought it up and his face 
went blank and he realized he 

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had forgotten. 
Yeah. 

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Sue Ann saying McVeigh already 
mentioned Puka's injury postgame

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press conference. 
He said it wasn't serious. 

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You're making me feel much 
better. 

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It would make sense if you know 
he had a little thing, but it 

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wasn't serious. 
They wanted to hold him out on 

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Thursday as a result of that the
Friday injury practice 

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yesterday. 
He practiced yesterday. 

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But you know, it's always tough 
when you see the the midweek 

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practice thing as well because 
that means that's what I'm 

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worried about, yeah. 
Unless they wanted to practice 

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him yesterday and they plan to 
rest him today and then they 

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practice him tomorrow, tomorrow.
Look, we'll just we'll see how 

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he's already getting the Metro 
to rest doing this. 

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Oh man, the the roto. 
Pat the target. 

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He's a vet now. 
He already got 15 targets in a 

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game, so that immediately makes 
him a vet. 

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All right, there we go. 
A Hawk. 

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There we go. 
That's a pass attempt or, or a 

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pass attempt, yeah. 
I I do like the play action, you

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know, you can fake it to him all
you want. 

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Yeah, faking him is fine. 
Yeah. 

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Wow. 
Cody's already looking ahead to 

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DFS chalk Tutu. 
Chalk Tutu feels Yeah, that's 

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gonna be a thing. 
Short king fall, baby. 

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Davis capitulated so quickly on 
Tutu and like, fair enough, like

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everyone likes Puka more. 
But like, I mean, Tutu had a 

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great game. 
Tutu was awesome. 

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Look at that extension of the 
run game. 

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Just a quick pass out to 
Jefferson. 

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They don't even want to hand off
up the middle. 

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They wanna throw short passes, 
get the ball in your playmaker's

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hands. 
It's just the thesis, the 

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football. 
Yeah. 

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Shout out to Denny, by the way, 
for his video demanding the run 

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game return. 
Do you guys see that? 

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Was this the 2 high safeties 1? 
Is it 2 high safeties? 

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Yeah dude, there I I read 
Davis's tweet and there were 

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some hilarious mentions in 
there. 

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It's like. 
For some of us who care about 

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more than fantasy football, we'd
like to see good defense, we'd 

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like to see turnovers. 
No, you don't. 

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So that person, like, I honestly
want those people to take a lie 

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detector test. 
They're just, it's just 

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posturing of trying to be like 
I'm a football guy who knows 

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ball. 
You don't actually enjoy that. 

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You don't. 
I think they're fans of teams. 

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I think that's honestly what it 
is, cuz if you're not in the 

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fans, fans of teams with shitty 
offenses. 

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Right. 
You're coping. 

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Yeah, they're fans of teams who 
are coping. 

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Cuz like if you're if you're a 
fan of the league, you're mostly

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it's like fantasy betting, 
right? 

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Like what are you? 
He wants. 

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This is a an exciting thing from
Cameron here and I just saw 

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Norris tweeted it out. 
I added it for my little 

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stealing signals, notes Addison,
apparently starting in two wide 

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receiver sets I didn't notice 
that shout out to and four 

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straight passes to start the 
game for Kirk Cousins. 

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Loving that, loving that. 
That's great for us. 

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That's good. 
That is very good. 

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Well, the other thing about the 
Vikings week one is it was like,

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I think people were like spooked
about the the Osborne stuff, but

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it was like they were so 
condensed, right? 

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Like they only played three wide
receivers that whole game. 

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Yeah, let me pull up the notes. 
I run some notes. 

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I did like a little mini 
walkthrough for you guys. 

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Yeah, that was awesome. 
I really enjoyed that. 

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I felt all the way back reading 
that. 

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I was like it was great cuz I 
was like. 

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No good. 
No, I was just gonna say I just 

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pulled it up. 
The fantasy life utilization 

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report. 
Now all this stuff completely 

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free. 
It's awesome to be able to pull 

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it out. 
But look at this. 

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Jefferson Osborne Addison, 100% 
of the wide receiver routes that

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are pretty and nuts. 
This tool is awesome, and if you

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read the walk through this week 
you're gonna see a lot of 

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screenshots from it. 
Yeah, it's been really helpful 

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for me with game log stuff. 
Snapshare route participation, 

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like your own reference route 
participation, like a lot of 

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that for me in years past was 
downloading it and putting into 

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a spreadsheet and then like 
downloading another spreadsheet 

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and dividing by the fucking 
dropbacks. 

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Yeah, it's just, it's just in 
here now. 

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I'm still doing that. 
Yeah, don't. 

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You don't have to. 
You can go there. 

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Literally been doing that. 
This is the beginning of 

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stealing signals for like 10 
years. 

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Well, now I pay someone to do 
it, but yeah, well. 

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It's it's free now. 
And let's talk offline about who

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you're paying to do that, 
because I'm. 

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I'm still also doing it for some
of the other stuff I did that's 

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trying to make some extra money.
No, I'm trying to get this shit 

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off. 
Yeah. 

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So, OK. 
So I had a couple notes on the 

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Addison thing. 
So that Addison only had a six, 

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had 66% route participation, but
he had a first read target rate 

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of 16% with Osborne. 
At just 7%. 

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Osborne though is at 94% route 
participation. 

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So my read was that Osborne is 
sorry Addison is functionally 

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the wide receiver 2 already, 
even though playing time doesn't

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reflect that yet. 
Yeah, you wrote the wrong name. 

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I wrote the wrong name. 
Yeah, I read that and I was 

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like, ooh, pat typo. 
There's a lot of typos. 

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Yeah. 
Also, I'm gonna love the energy.

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So, like, the the energy levels 
that we're coming into, like 

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Gretch has stealing signals in 
his rearview mirror. 

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He's just ready to roll into the
weekend. 

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God had his like, disheveled mid
walkthrough. 

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I'm gonna end up being somewhere
in between as like tired nine 

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month old. 
But you two are gonna be on the 

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opposite ends of the exhaust. 
How? 

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Far are you right now? 
Ohh dude. 

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I'm I'm, I'm done writing it. 
I'm done writing the the thing 

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that sucks is like fucking puka.
You know? 

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And then I like miss the yeah, 
like JC horns that inactive or 

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something. 
But you know and I'm like 

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whatever dude. 
I said crystal, I was gonna 

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smash it. 
I'm leading that. 

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You know like that's a little 
bonus. 

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You can add that yourself. 
Yeah. 

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But there's like little things I
constantly have to go do with 

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injury report stuff that comes 
out. 

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But it's done. 
So now I'm just narrating it and

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editing it so. 
I've got, I've got. 

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Like. 
I think. 

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How long does it take you to 
narrate it? 

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A lot longer than I was hoping. 
I don't do it how? 

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Does it take? 
It's been a lot because what it 

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is is that I'm editing it. 
The reason I thought. 

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That narrating it would. 
Be not that big of a lift is 

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that I edit out loud. 
So I was like, I'll just it's 

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just like A2 for one. 
What are we watching here? 

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Did Hurts get hurt? 
I don't know. 

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I think it's the defender. 
They were showing the defender, 

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Yeah, he's OK. 
But yeah, I think you guys will 

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enjoy the narration. 
Nice. 

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A lot of charts. 
Yeah, a lot of charts. 

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So you're gonna want to have the
article up. 

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Scroll. 
It's like a scroll while you. 

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Listen kind of thing. 
You know you can't. 

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What's that? 
You can try, you can try to 

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convert the audio listeners, but
the audio listeners, they're, 

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they're stubborn. 
They deserve to be serviced. 

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They say I know I. 
Described the charts. 

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The charts are there like I 
described. 

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I'm not just freezing through 
because the charts are such a 

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big part of it. 
So I kinda, I mentioned what I 

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basically put the chart in there
to show you. 

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Yeah, Paul and both here says, 
are we talking DFS? 

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We're not talking to us, We're 
talking Pat's incredible, game 

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by game. 
Walkthrough of the entire 

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weekend. 
It is DFS, but it's everything. 

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It's seasonal. 
It's anything you could possibly

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want. 
It's better just trying to 

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figure out what's gonna happen. 
Yeah, right. 

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Football. 
Yeah. 

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What is the format the same as 
it was just last year? 

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Is it slightly? 
I kept it the same no I thought 

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about tweaking it and I just I 
know how to do. 

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This so I'm doing it, yeah. 
The also shout out to all the 

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the ship chasers that we got to 
hang out with in Vegas last 

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week. 
We obviously didn't have a show 

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because we were partying in 
Vegas drafting a bunch of you 

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guys were out there, had an 
absolute blast. 

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I can't believe like even 20 or 
seven days ago guys, our night 

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at our Thursday night, they got 
a little out of control. 

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Like that hadn't even happened 
yet. 

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It was 530 Vegas time a week ago
it. 

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Feels like a year ago. 
Yeah, so you're just watching 

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this game, the the kick opening 
kickoff game. 

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That's incredible. 
You guys were still at the pool.

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I was down at the party. 
Like, where the hell are Patton 

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Beat? 
Like, they're still at the pool.

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We were our guy, Cruz. 
He was handing modelos. 

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You you were there for part of 
that, Gretch, Yeah. 

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What's that? 
I was. 

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I was catching the modelos. 
You were catching up. 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
Oh, John Warner was the one. 

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Chuck it up to you. 
That's. 

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Right, that was a blast. 
You were talking to the 

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lifeguard and got her to do a 
backflow into the pool, man. 

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It was, yeah, you had some real 
chemistry with the lifeguard who

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was like kind of kind of like on
our side. 

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And then she's just like at the 
end. 

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She just, she was like, no, like
stop throwing those and then 

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Peek gets up and sweet talks her
and then she's doing a backflip 

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into the pool for some reason. 
Well, well, the story, the 

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initial story. 
So John starts chucking beers to

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us in the pool, you know, cans 
of Modelo. 

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And she's like blowing the 
whistle like, no, no, no, you 

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can't be throwing these beer 
cans. 

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And so I go over to try to 
smooth things over. 

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And I was like, can we just 
throw one more? 

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And and she's like, she's like, 
OK, you can if. 

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And I'm like, OK, I was like, 
this is going to be, you know, 

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something. 
We got to, you know, shape up 

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here. 
She's like, if one of you does a

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backflip into the pool and I was
like, you're going to allow us 

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to keep doing the dangerous 
thing if we do it even more. 

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Dangerous thing. 
And so then Tyler, evo cowboy 

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here, went did the backflip. 
And then later, I think she was 

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just setting us up for her, 
inevitably doing the backflip. 

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She wanted to do the backflip. 
She was stoked about it, yeah. 

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And she was like nobody told my 
boss. 

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And then if you guys want to 
know, the Medela brand is 

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strong. 
I gave her a Medela to put in 

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her lifeguard Fanny pack on the 
way out there too. 

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So that's when she blew the 
whistle. 

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We were watching cuz the guy was
kind of cleaning up the bar and 

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he's like, leave the TV. 
There's TVs at the bar. 

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So we're watching the game and 
we had beers and he's like, 

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yeah, you guys stay here, watch,
whatever, I don't care. 

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And then she came over and was 
like leave. 

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Like, all right, I guess we're 
dude head to the point Daisy 

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brings up Jacob's travel story. 
Oh my God, straight up home 

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alone situation. 
He gets on a flight. 

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He's, he's in BC I think he flew
to a different city, like 

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Calgary or something. 
Yeah. 

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Gets on a flight there somehow. 
In Canada, they don't check you 

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at the gate and there they he 
has to show his ticket somewhere

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earlier and there's multiple 
gates beyond there. 

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He gets on a flight, it's 90% 
full. 

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The seat on his ticket is open. 
He sits down, he fly, he's got 

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his headphones in, not 
listening. 

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Flies all the way to another 
city, gets out, looks on his app

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to see where his hotel is, and 
he's 400. 

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He's 4 hours at 4 1/2 hours away
from his hotel. 

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He's in Los Angeles, not Las 
Vegas. 

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You got on the wrong plane and 
his seat was open on the wrong 

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plane and flew all the way. 
And he he was like, he's like, I

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thought I was in a dream. 
And then I looked up and I said 

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welcome to Los Angeles. 
He literally flew all the way 

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there and then saw this sign and
that's when it sunk in. 

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I mean, it's an incredible 
story. 

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You guys see that swift run? 
That's pretty great. 

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We're starting one, by the way. 
He's had a couple. 

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Yeah, sorry, that's another one.
I was pulling up photos of Jacob

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in a cowboy hat, so I might have
missed the first one. 

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By the way. 
This man right here couldn't 

452
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,100
figure out how to get to 
America. 

453
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,260
I was telling Jacob about, like,
that picture just gives me, 

454
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,660
like, such a clear description 
of who that man is. 

455
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,260
Not Jacob. 
It's not Jacob. 

456
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:40,100
It's a much more problematic 
Jacob, by the way. 

457
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:45,320
He showed me this Canadian 
football play where Canadian 

458
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,520
people you told me you told me 
some word. 

459
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,160
Was it Rouge like Moulin Rouge 
by the way. 

460
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,520
I've had to Google it every 
time. 

461
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,440
Every time I'm about to talk 
about I have to Google what this

462
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,520
word is cuz I can't stick in my 
brain. 

463
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,200
The word stuck in my head but I 
don't understand anything else 

464
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,480
about it. 
They score points while punting.

465
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,680
You can score. 
It's something like there's a 

466
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,320
field goal post, but if you 
like, just get it into the end 

467
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,200
zone. 
That's also worth one point, so 

468
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,880
it's like it's a 3. 
You know you're going for three,

469
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,480
but. 
Like, you can get one that's all

470
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,000
right. 
So there's this, like, famous 

471
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,480
play. 
I guess Mark Tressman was 

472
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,400
involved. 
Remember that guy? 

473
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
He was the, yeah, the CFL guy. 

474
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,400
That was then the Bears 
offensive coordinator. 

475
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,760
Yeah, yeah, I hope so. 
He's one of the coaches on the 

476
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,560
sideline for this, like, you 
know, legendary Canadian 

477
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,800
football play where they kick in
the end zone. 

478
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:38,120
But the thing about the Rouge is
that you can like unrouge if you

479
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,270
pick up the ball and kick it 
back. 

480
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,670
I remember seeing this. 
Oh God. 

481
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,790
So it's absolutely insane. 
So I was watching this. 

482
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:48,110
I was like very drunk on 
Thursday night. 

483
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:50,350
It was like, this is ridiculous.
And then I woke up Friday. 

484
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:52,630
Is it 1 where they kick it back 
like three times? 

485
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,630
Yes. 
Yeah. 

486
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:54,990
OK. 
I have seen a play like that. 

487
00:23:54,990 --> 00:23:56,990
But I didn't understand There 
were points on the line and 

488
00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,670
they're like, it's like, what? 
No, there's points going on. 

489
00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:03,640
It's like a game deciding play. 
Anyway, I decided it was 

490
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,160
actually kind of fun. 
I was just trying to get back 

491
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,480
and forth at each other and then
chasing it down. 

492
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,520
Oh man the oh hurt oh picked 
off. 

493
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,880
That was bad. 
That was not a good throw. 

494
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,680
Double coverage. 
I mean, they got to get rid of 

495
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,680
these two high safeties. 
Let Jalen hurts. 

496
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:29,080
I love Davis's tweet about that.
He's like if they outlaw it. 

497
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,670
Oh man, I love it. 
Let's just straight out a lot of

498
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,270
two eye safeties. 
That's not I love. 

499
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:33,990
The two. 
The two. 

500
00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:35,870
Factions. 
Not like Two Eye. 

501
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:39,590
Yeah, they can't even do that. 
How could you possibly do that? 

502
00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:41,590
Do you understand how do eye 
safety works? 

503
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:43,750
Like what would? 
You How would you even build 

504
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,190
that? 
Like aren't they not even always

505
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,990
into eye They're just showing it
and then they do it. 

506
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,310
It's like a yeah, it's just idea
of this channel. 

507
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:53,110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the I 
love rolling and and changing 

508
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:56,110
coverages, right. 
You have you have these guys 

509
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,870
layer your coverage. 
That are like you have to 

510
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:04,150
declare your coverage no moving.
You're getting soft. 

511
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,830
You guys are turning the NFL 
into flag football. 

512
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,630
And then we got Denny and Davis 
offline. 

513
00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:11,750
We like get rid of anything that
keeps. 

514
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:15,070
You know fantasy scoring down 
for those? 

515
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:17,510
No, But I did bananas with Sean 
today. 

516
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:21,270
His solution was essentially do 
Canadian rules. 

517
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,720
He was like, no motion 
penalties. 

518
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,640
Everyone can move before the 
snap. 

519
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,400
And I'm like, all right, let's, 
I'll sign up for that. 

520
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,960
Like let's just get all the the 
receivers running around and 

521
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,320
running towards the line of 
scrimmage and then snap it. 

522
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,480
Sure. 
Let him Rouge in that unrouge. 

523
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,320
I mean, come on, you know, the 
unrouge is the best part. 

524
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,960
You know the that hearing that 
story, I just had flashbacks to 

525
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,880
that one episode that Liam and 
Davis did. 

526
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,000
I think it was last year where 
they argued about like. 

527
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:52,620
Like rugby rules and how like a 
team could implement that. 

528
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:55,020
The very best podcast of the 
offseason. 

529
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:58,780
I think I laughed so hard. 
I was, I was. 

530
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:02,980
It was amazing. 
I think we need standards and 

531
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,060
Liam. 
And Leah Galaxy bringing how we 

532
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:09,300
can bring these other things 
from Canadian football and 

533
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,980
Australian rugby to the NFL. 
I think that always just 

534
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:17,340
electric content with those two.
I love that that Liam called us 

535
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:21,840
out on Twitter for beating us on
a bid that I think the three of 

536
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,960
us probably spent a collective 
maybe 10 seconds on. 

537
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,560
Like we have Stephanie doing 
incredible work on the waivers 

538
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,760
for us. 
Talking with our Co managers, I 

539
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,680
was like, I don't even know what
we've been on this. 

540
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,040
And Liam's like Victory laughing
it, and they're pretty quickly. 

541
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,400
Liam and Davis and The Vengeance
are arguing with each other 

542
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,240
about whether they know Ball or 
not. 

543
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,080
Yeah, this was this was the 
tweet. 

544
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,000
This was the main event we 
drafted against The Dirty boys 

545
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,600
here. 
And they're victory lapping that

546
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,520
they're in first place just 
because they sun run to the 

547
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,160
Dallas Cowboys defense. 
Yeah, this is for us. 

548
00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:00,040
It's a Kelsey Judy Dobbins team 
and we lost by 10 points to them

549
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:06,120
and they had that defense. 
Yeah, I mean, a lot of egg on 

550
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,870
our face, huh? 
I would. 

551
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:12,510
I would say that we'll wait to 
dunk on them later in the 

552
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:14,750
season, but just the way this 
this fucking guy. 

553
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:19,470
Liam Sunruns, everything. 
That dude I love that he's part 

554
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:23,310
of his strategy is to Sunrun if.
You ask him what he does. 

555
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,390
Like I do this, I do this and 
then I Sunrun. 

556
00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:30,350
Yeah, that's a good strategy. 
Like seeing this, the question 

557
00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:35,070
mark profit steps to getting 
rich. 

558
00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:38,500
Is it a JB to the? 
Hopefully it's just for a pee 

559
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,140
break. 
Where? 

560
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,340
Where on the cart was he? 
No. 

561
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:45,180
Oh, Madison just fumbled. 
I think AJ Brown's hurt. 

562
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,500
I'll give him all of the body 
parts. 

563
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,860
Take my cock, A.J. 
Brown. 

564
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,660
I didn't know Leva Tim was on 
him. 

565
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:58,980
That's just dude, that's our 
stuff is going so well. 

566
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,220
But we need A.J. 
Brown. 

567
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:05,650
Yeah, but he does this 
sometimes, You know, he gets a 

568
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,090
little banged up. 
He comes back. 

569
00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:09,050
Yeah, that's true. 
He has been known. 

570
00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:15,730
Yeah, the I saw historical 
anomalies in the chat earlier. 

571
00:28:15,730 --> 00:28:17,930
Asked what we were drinking. 
What do you guys got? 

572
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,490
Gone. 
I got a Margarita, like a full 

573
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,890
Margarita to start. 
And then I'm gonna go to some 

574
00:28:22,890 --> 00:28:24,650
pills. 
Kills for the pills. 

575
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:26,170
Pills. 
Some pills. 

576
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:30,010
She screws. 
Man, do you watch Watching 

577
00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,170
Brooklyn 99? 
You're a Brooklyn boy. 

578
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,650
I thought you would get the ref.
I've never watched it, actually.

579
00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:36,330
You've never watched Brooklyn 
9/9? 

580
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,250
No. 
That is a legit great show. 

581
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,730
There's just a character on 
there. 

582
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,130
He's like a douche and he's 
really into pills. 

583
00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:47,130
Nurse and he calls him pills and
he's like a kills for the pills.

584
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:51,730
I just want our sponsor to know 
that Ben is not about to leave, 

585
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,330
to go do hard drugs and come 
back on, Oh no, not pills. 

586
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,890
Pills. 
Yeah. 

587
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:03,060
I got, I got some Casamigos, 
mezcal gone tonight. 

588
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,020
Here. 
Nice, nice. 

589
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:09,340
That's that's fitting. 
It's 5:45 here. 

590
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,820
I haven't started drinking. 
Yeah. 

591
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,260
What does it feel like to be 
doing? 

592
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,260
It's 5:45 here. 
I don't think. 

593
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,940
I don't know this, but it's 
always been this early. 

594
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:22,520
When I've been drinking with you
on stream, it's yeah, it's 545 

595
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,160
and Ben's popping open a pill. 
Yeah, OK. 

596
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,960
AJ Prod just caught a ball, so I
think it's all right. 

597
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,120
Yeah, so. 
That's good. 

598
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,680
Everybody relax. 
Everybody relax. 

599
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,800
We are good. 
OK, so where are we at on this 

600
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,720
pick up? 
We're in. 

601
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:43,000
Well, I saw Charlie in the in 
the chat, he said he said one of

602
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,240
the best shows and I was like so
nice. 

603
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,360
Everyone's enjoying the show 
tonight. 

604
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,240
And then I realized he's talking
about Brooklyn. 

605
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,340
Oh, that's amazing. 
Or the Liam Davis one. 

606
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:52,820
It could be anything other. 
Than ours. 

607
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,300
Thanks, Charlie. 
Appreciate you. 

608
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:04,580
So here's the thing, Berg, This 
is, he says, further proof It 

609
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:07,540
should be Friday Night Football.
I think we're gonna bring big 

610
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,900
Friday energy to Thursday night 
ship gas. 

611
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,740
This is my version of a Friday 
night. 

612
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,820
Oh, hell yeah, Pete, I love that
glass. 

613
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:16,580
Great Glass. 
Was just thinking about that 

614
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:17,900
earlier. 
That's a great class. 

615
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,470
Pretty be classy. 
It's a great glass. 

616
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:25,470
I now I want to I have one 
similar to that remember our. 

617
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:28,550
Yeah, Sunday Night Football and 
Monday Night Football games on 

618
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:30,190
the narration might get a little
sloppy. 

619
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,550
Little sloppy. 
Not this week. 

620
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,830
It'll be nice. 
And sometimes, and I was 

621
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:37,110
listening back to myself, I was 
like, sometimes I'm slower even,

622
00:30:37,110 --> 00:30:39,830
you know, I'm completely Ubers 
are out nice. 

623
00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:41,110
Love it? 
Yeah. 

624
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:43,350
Don't do me, Mike. 
Don't do me, bro. 

625
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,790
What do remember? 
Didn't we? 

626
00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:49,390
Didn't we take Jake Elliott in 
the bar high school? 

627
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:52,470
Speaking of glasses, Pete, this 
just came today in our very 

628
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:55,030
first one. 
Beautiful look at that. 

629
00:30:55,030 --> 00:30:57,070
Look at that, we got If you 
don't have this. 

630
00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:00,510
Tumblr glasses in the store. 
If you want your ship that's got

631
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,270
it, that's got it in one of 
these boxes back here. 

632
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:05,830
He's not gonna be able to find 
it. 

633
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:07,390
There's no way I'm gonna find 
it. 

634
00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:09,870
There's so many tents like we'd 
love to find. 

635
00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:13,410
I just know I can't. 
Hey, Katie. 

636
00:31:13,690 --> 00:31:16,290
By the way, we got to be Katie 
out in Vegas. 

637
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,850
Was great to be. 
She says you're not allowed to 

638
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,970
have the fancy glasses while 
streaming. 

639
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,410
She's calling our ship Chasing 
Glass. 

640
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:23,250
Not a fancy glass. 
I mean, it's a pretty fancy 

641
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,850
glass. 
Remember, we have the same 

642
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:27,690
glasses, Pete, so I'm not using 
the glass that you're using. 

643
00:31:27,690 --> 00:31:30,130
When we did the best ball after 
dark, we were. 

644
00:31:30,570 --> 00:31:33,010
But she's right. 
I've gotten every All sharp 

645
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,730
objects have been taken away 
from me. 

646
00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:39,410
I'm not allowed. 
AO23 get me for the ad. 

647
00:31:39,410 --> 00:31:41,970
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648
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649
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650
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We do already have our pickums 

651
00:31:52,090 --> 00:31:55,010
going for the full game, but 
we'll be firing up a few more 

652
00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:57,610
entries at half time. 
We're going to talk that 

653
00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:59,210
through. 
We also have a reef ass on. 

654
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,400
Formerly of the athletic, has a 
great sub stack nose ball knows 

655
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,720
the Vikings inside and out. 
He's going to be swinging by in 

656
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,760
the second-half and I believe 
and maybe I'm you know pimping 

657
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,440
her into it right now for sure. 
But Steph is going to swing by 

658
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,360
at the start of the third 
quarter to give us a little 

659
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,600
waiver wire roundup, let 
everyone know how our first 

660
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,480
round of bids go because guys I 
don't know, we we got some 

661
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,000
feedback. 
People are devastated we don't 

662
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,880
have the waiver wire show. 
So we can let them know we can 

663
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,680
talk a little waiver bids with 
them in the third quarter. 

664
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:33,820
So we got Murphy. 
I got a yes, Murphy. 

665
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:37,860
Wow look why I still have Liam's
tweet up here. 

666
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:48,380
Like I don't like it. 
I got a I got a question for you

667
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,860
guys. 
Important question. 

668
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,020
Has anyone seen Rashad? 
Penny Cuz I have not seen him on

669
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:53,940
the field yet. 
I haven't seen him. 

670
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:56,620
I haven't been watching. 
If he doesn't get any run here, 

671
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,540
I mean it's. 
It. 

672
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,100
Is it? 
It might be is it dropsism it's 

673
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,780
drop, it's drop time I think 
yeah. 

674
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,540
The beautiful I was, I was 
thinking about this the other 

675
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:08,220
day because I I still would put 
money on Rashad Penny showing up

676
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,900
at some point this season and 
having a couple 100 yard games. 

677
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,780
But that's the beauty of best 
Ball is you have to cut them and

678
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:15,460
manage. 
You gotta churn, you move on. 

679
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,220
But you are gonna love that 30 
point Rashad Penny game. 

680
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:23,220
You made a week 14 randomly and 
also I think from a best ball 

681
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:27,420
strategy perspective, I mean it 
gets back to like making anti 

682
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:29,980
fragile bets, making talent 
based bets, right, Because like 

683
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:33,540
what's the payoff if you're 
right because trying to predict 

684
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,780
the week to week stuff is a lot 
more challenging. 

685
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:40,260
But if you just bet on a player 
like Rashad Penny and then just 

686
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,660
say well you know it would 
really suck if he never plays 

687
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,380
all year. 
But if he gets an opportunity, I

688
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,820
do feel very confident like what
you're saying is if he ever does

689
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:48,580
get the opportunity you feel 
very confident he's going to 

690
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,460
have 100 year game in that 
opportunity because he's good. 

691
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,390
We think he's good. 
What's happening? 

692
00:33:52,390 --> 00:33:55,270
Is he good? 
Is he not good anymore? 

693
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,990
I mean, he did come off a 
serious injury and now that his 

694
00:33:57,990 --> 00:34:00,110
team doesn't think he's good. 
So I'm a little worried. 

695
00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:03,430
I mean, he's definitely, I 
regret taking him where I took 

696
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:07,530
him as much as I did, for sure. 
Well I was just, yeah, I was 

697
00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,130
doing a I was doing a write up 
because I was seeing. 

698
00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:12,690
So we got of course the Lions 
Seahawks play on Sunday in their

699
00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:15,449
past two matchups. 
The first one was the year Liam 

700
00:34:15,449 --> 00:34:18,050
won Best ball mania. 
They combined for 80 points. 

701
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,290
Rashad Penny goes nuclear last 
year. 

702
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,570
Their game combines for 93 
points. 

703
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:25,570
Rashad Penny goes nuclear. 
It's just like when Rashad Penny

704
00:34:25,570 --> 00:34:28,770
is on the field and he's getting
you know 15 plus touches. 

705
00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:31,730
The dude goes nuclear every 
time, but it's hard to get him 

706
00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:35,870
on the field and. 
Oh, oh, Jefferson tried to do, 

707
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,469
tried to do something. 
Now we want this. 

708
00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:39,909
This is a flag. 
We we want this to stand. 

709
00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:41,230
Cuz that was a That was past 
tense. 

710
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:42,630
You know, we gotta get this 
passed. 

711
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:44,230
Ooh, good call. 
Yeah. 

712
00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:48,510
What's weird is Rashad Penny 
averaged more than six yards per

713
00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:51,630
carry last year and he got hurt.
And like, maybe he's he's just 

714
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,389
hurt now, but more than six 
yards per carry last year? 

715
00:34:55,590 --> 00:34:58,030
More than six yards per carry 
the year before. 

716
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,560
That's a lot. 
His career average is 5.7 yards 

717
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:08,080
per carry. 
That's an obscene offside. 

718
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,320
So there goes our pass of town. 
That's an obscene rate of yards 

719
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,320
per carry for your career on 
337. 

720
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,600
I mean, like, yeah, he's never 
been healthy. 

721
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,560
But and then the other thing, 
the part of the reason I was so 

722
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,640
in on him, the really sharp film
grinders, the people that I 

723
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,920
actually, I really respect what 
the way that they break things 

724
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,510
down. 
Those guys were looking at his 

725
00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:30,430
preseason runs and they were 
excited about the way he was 

726
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:32,590
following his blocks and the 
things he was doing. 

727
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:36,510
And I mean, I honestly like my 
thing is I just think Nick 

728
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,830
Siriani doesn't know ball is 
what it comes down to. 

729
00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:40,550
Like. 
I mean, he just clearly doesn't.

730
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:44,070
I want these guys to figure. 
It out. 

731
00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:47,550
Speaking of a guest who knows 
Ball, it is of course Arif 

732
00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:49,150
Hassan. 
We are here coping with our 

733
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,430
Rashad Penny bags as he. 
Is it doesn't. 

734
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:52,870
Sound like doing anything it? 
Doesn't. 

735
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:56,150
Sound how you do it, Arif. 
I'm good. 

736
00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:56,830
I'm good. 
I love. 

737
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:59,070
I love that Siriani tech man. 
That's a listen. 

738
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:04,590
I just want my whole Margarita 
to start the first quarter. 

739
00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:08,070
Just like half the players in 
this game. 

740
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:11,470
Yeah, exactly. 
How have you been, man? 

741
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,630
I I think last time we synced up
on shows, we've done some stuff 

742
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,750
on Splash play together. 
I believe this your first time 

743
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,390
on ship chasing. 
We're super stoked to have you, 

744
00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:20,150
man. 
Oh yeah, no, it is my first 

745
00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:21,030
time. 
This is fun, man. 

746
00:36:21,030 --> 00:36:22,390
I love, I love getting on pods 
with you. 

747
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:25,310
Awesome man. 
How is how is your season been 

748
00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,950
going. 
I know you launched the the sub 

749
00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:31,150
stack you're in you're in those 
streets, you and Ben handshake 

750
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,870
emoji sub stack. 
How's that been going? 

751
00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,830
That's right. 
Dude, it's killer. 

752
00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:37,710
Oh my God, I first of all, I 
wake up late, which rules. 

753
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:42,750
I highly recommend that. 
But yeah, no, I mean I got a ton

754
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,310
of support from people I didn't 
expect. 

755
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:47,150
Sub stack just made me like a 
featured sub stack. 

756
00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:49,350
So for the next couple of days, 
like shows up in the explore 

757
00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:52,030
page, which is killer. 
So yeah, I don't know man. 

758
00:36:52,030 --> 00:36:54,320
It's fun. 
I love it. 

759
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,960
It's awesome. 
And what's how we feeling about 

760
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,520
this Vikings team here? 
Because I know you follow these 

761
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,360
guys closely from the fantasy 
perspective. 

762
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,240
We always love them. 
I know people aren't always too 

763
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,280
hot on their defense and all the
intangibles, but how we feeling 

764
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,260
about the Vikings? 
I mean, OK, I mean, for this 

765
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:15,980
game, I'm not feeling hot. 
I think that that has borne out 

766
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:19,620
so far, but I I don't know. 
I mean, this team is like, if 

767
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:22,700
the fundamentals are fairly 
solid, I would argue, right? 

768
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,620
Like, obviously turnovers are a 
problem and stuff like that, but

769
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,940
fumbles only like -2 points 
anyway, right? 

770
00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:30,780
Who cares? 
But yeah, I mean they they do a 

771
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,100
pretty good job of like figuring
out how to generate yards, 

772
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:37,540
figuring out how to consistently
create successes. 

773
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,780
When you take a look at stuff 
like like for example the way 

774
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,060
they run the ball. 
Yeah, they're not. 

775
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,420
They're not getting yards per 
carry or whatever, right? 

776
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,100
But yeah, of course I got a 
thick mic, dude. 

777
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,380
They're not getting a ton of 
yards per carry. 

778
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:53,940
But there's like a 45% success 
rate on runs last week. 

779
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,780
That's crazy. 
That was better than McCaffrey, 

780
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,020
right? 
And so that's like a pretty good

781
00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:01,260
way to determine. 
How effective the run game is at

782
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:03,140
putting them in positions where 
they want to be. 

783
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,700
And you know the defense is not 
shot since. 

784
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:09,700
Last year, yeah, Madison 
averaged like 3 yards per carry.

785
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:12,780
Last week they had a four. 
Soon as he hits his success, he 

786
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:14,100
stops. 
Yeah. 

787
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:19,060
His longest run was 9 yards, 
like what you said is exactly. 

788
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:27,260
Alexander Madison runs every 
run, as if he needs to kneel 

789
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:30,780
down so they can win the game. 
Coaches out of you can't run 

790
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:33,420
into the end, yeah. 
He's just one play, yeah, 

791
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:36,260
exactly what we need and nothing
more. 

792
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,220
He's our analytics king. 
He he's calculating what a 

793
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,700
successful run is on every play 
and then he stops. 

794
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,980
All right, Arif, let's get the 
elephant out of the room, 

795
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,660
people. 
I'm getting Mike Envy. 

796
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:50,340
The chat is on fire about this. 
Mike, it's I I don't even know 

797
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,540
if that's a bike. 
It looks like a a PC. 

798
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,740
It looks like a subwoofer like 
it looks like. 

799
00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:56,420
Yeah, my mic's actually all the 
way over here. 

800
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:59,880
No. 
No, it's a no. 

801
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,400
So it's just instead of having 
to like pay for like a bunch of 

802
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:09,480
soundproofing up front. 
Look, yeah, it's a normal sized 

803
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,720
mic. 
It just has like the the 

804
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,920
shielding closer. 
To the show that again I felt 

805
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,720
something. 
When is that? 

806
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,360
That, Is that an air 
conditioning unit? 

807
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,640
Wow, look at. 
That wow. 

808
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,000
Sweet dude. 
Yeah. 

809
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,920
I mean, it can get kind of like 
because the table's right here, 

810
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,260
so it can. 
You know, but like, other than 

811
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,580
that, it's. 
I love it. 

812
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,700
I don't have to. 
This does nothing, right? 

813
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,700
This is all aesthetics, and half
of them just fell off anyway, so

814
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,420
the aesthetic thing is ruined 
anyway. 

815
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:38,540
But like, just in terms of like,
figuring out kind of reducing 

816
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,660
echoes and stuff like that, I 
don't have to invest in any of 

817
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:43,300
that on the wall in front of me.
It's all right here. 

818
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:46,500
Look at that. 
I don't cuz initially you said 

819
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,260
you don't need to do all the 
soundproof I was like isn't that

820
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,940
what's over your shoulder? 
But that's just. 

821
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,650
You're just trying to look like 
you got that? 

822
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:56,650
MPR Yeah, it's like I got a 
studio and again, half of them 

823
00:39:56,650 --> 00:39:58,290
like fell off right? 
So now it just looks like 

824
00:39:58,290 --> 00:39:59,930
garbage. 
But how are you? 

825
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,690
How are boxes at dampening 
sound? 

826
00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:06,570
Is that they helpful? 
So before I had this, it was all

827
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,530
moving boxes right behind it. 
And honestly, it depends on 

828
00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:10,570
what's in them. 
But they're all right. 

829
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,580
I'm gonna need you to send me 
some links, man. 

830
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,620
Vadim. 
Vadim hates my signings, but let

831
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,020
me know, he says. 
Gretch, pay attention. 

832
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:21,100
Look, man, I'm taking notes 
right now. 

833
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:25,020
I'm taking notes. 
Yeah, this was actually a reef. 

834
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:29,420
Was hired by big ship chasing 
commenters to come in and shame 

835
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:33,260
Gretchen to upgrading a setup I.
Need to That's bad. 

836
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:37,210
I'm gonna get like that. 
I gotta say, Reba followed you 

837
00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:39,330
on Twitter for a long time. 
Anyone who doesn't fall on 

838
00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:42,090
Twitter, you're missing out one 
of easily one of my top, 

839
00:40:42,090 --> 00:40:45,690
probably five favorite follows. 
I freaking love you on Twitter. 

840
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,970
You have an incredible presence,
I mean. 

841
00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:51,290
Like, you're funny, but I just 
love when you go at people. 

842
00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:54,730
Like people are dumb on Twitter 
and you're very good at going at

843
00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:57,650
the dumb people on Twitter. 
And I just, that's the key. 

844
00:40:57,810 --> 00:41:00,410
It's like pick your battle 
because I'm as wrong as anybody,

845
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:01,810
right? 
I've got like the same rate of 

846
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:04,130
being wrong. 
But when you when you figure out

847
00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:06,570
like, oh, this dude is 
definitely wrong and you go 

848
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:08,530
after them, you look way 
smarter. 

849
00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:13,330
So it's really it's just about. 
That is such good Twitter 

850
00:41:13,330 --> 00:41:15,330
advice. 
That's great advice, that is. 

851
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:20,540
It's it's like they say you 
don't have to outrun the bear, 

852
00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:23,700
you just have to outrun the. 
Your group. 

853
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,460
You don't have to be good, you 
just have to be not as dubbed as

854
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,700
the sub. 
It's almost like line shopping, 

855
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,580
you know? 
You're just looking for the very

856
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:36,340
dumbest takes. 
That's beautiful. 

857
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:41,180
Madison just got a positive 
stereo before that successful 

858
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:42,660
run. 
That was worth nothing. 

859
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:48,900
I'm telling you, dude. 
We have a We have a pickup slip 

860
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,020
tonight where we took the under 
on his rushing yards. 

861
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:53,980
Before that last run, he had two
carries for -1 yards. 

862
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:56,180
So we were looking pretty. 
Good. 

863
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,860
A gorgeous thing to see on your 
pickup slips here. 

864
00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:02,660
Oh my God, that's up to four. 
Now up to 4. 

865
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:06,500
Hawkinson with with two 
receptions here is is nice. 

866
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,740
That's nice. 
You guys don't have like an 

867
00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:11,300
interior to the half. 
Their like interior defense is 

868
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,380
on IR right now, right? 
Hawkinson's a good pick. 

869
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:16,290
Yeah. 
Jefferson rolling here? 

870
00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:19,770
Yeah, he used him so underneath 
last week too, like he. 

871
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:21,610
Had. 
A low a dot like it seemed like 

872
00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:24,530
in a What's the deal with that? 
Let's talk about that because 

873
00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:27,250
I've seen some people in the 
fantasy community talk about 

874
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:33,210
Hawkinson as being a little bit 
like a like smoke and mirrors. 

875
00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:35,970
With the Vikings, he's been 
better for fantasy since he went

876
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,610
over the Vikings. 
His efficiency's been worse. 

877
00:42:37,610 --> 00:42:41,370
The past attempt the the a dot, 
the reception yards per 

878
00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:43,570
reception have been lower. 
The receptions have. 

879
00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:46,530
Have skyrocketed, which has been
great for anyone in point for 

880
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,730
reception league. 
His target volume has 

881
00:42:49,730 --> 00:42:52,130
skyrocketed. 
We played the over on five 

882
00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:54,170
reception series, played 12 
games with the Vikings. 

883
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:57,810
He's hit that number or higher. 
In nine of them, there's a 

884
00:42:57,810 --> 00:42:59,490
touchdown for him. 
There's another one. 

885
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,290
Look at that Hawkinson touchdown
on his third. 

886
00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:05,610
But is there a schematic thing 
or is there a reason that we're 

887
00:43:05,610 --> 00:43:08,330
not seeing like, explosive plays
out of him and it's all just 

888
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,850
underneath? 
Is it just Kirk's safety 

889
00:43:09,850 --> 00:43:11,330
blanket? 
Like, what is it about? 

890
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:15,220
It's because it's Jefferson, so 
the idea behind Hawkinson. 

891
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:19,300
So if you take a look at the a 
dot splits for Jefferson last 

892
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:23,300
year before and after Hawkinson,
his A dot goes way up after 

893
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,620
Hawkinson arrives. 
So Hawkinson is drawing a lot of

894
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:28,670
this underneath coverage that 
allows Jefferson to engage those

895
00:43:28,670 --> 00:43:30,070
explosives. 
And who would you rather have on

896
00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,870
your explosives? 
Hawkinson or Jefferson, right. 

897
00:43:32,070 --> 00:43:34,710
That's like a big part of it is 
that they're using Hawkinson as 

898
00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:37,870
a means of creating more 
explosives overall. 

899
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:40,350
And he and he is an explosive 
player like he, we saw that with

900
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:41,750
the Lions. 
He's great, you know, up the 

901
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:44,670
seam and stuff like that. 
But because other defenses kind 

902
00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:46,870
of know what he can do, they've 
got the ability to kind of pull 

903
00:43:46,870 --> 00:43:49,870
coverage just a little bit away 
from Jefferson creates a little 

904
00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:52,990
bit of extra space downfield. 
So I think that's a lot of it, 

905
00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:56,790
but also I mean they should also
just, you know, kind of move 

906
00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:58,990
Hawkins in a little bit further 
down the field and exploit those

907
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:00,870
matchups a little bit more, 
right? 

908
00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:03,350
Like it's, I think part of it's 
also just, you know, Nick 

909
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:05,110
Siriani doesn't know Ball. 
Obviously Kevin O'Connell 

910
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,550
doesn't know Ball either. 
Yeah. 

911
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,950
None of these guys, Yeah, none 
of these guys. 

912
00:44:11,110 --> 00:44:16,600
Show me. 1. 
Do you think we see ever any 

913
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,760
shift in the running game usage 
to where we get Ty Chandler? 

914
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,560
I know they brought in Gaskin 
and what, and they immediately 

915
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,920
then let him go. 
It seems like they're pretty 

916
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,760
committed to Madison. 
They brought him back, though. 

917
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,880
Did they bring or Gaskin back 
again? 

918
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,000
Yeah, So they cut him so that he
wouldn't get the weak 1 roster 

919
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,260
guarantee bonus. 
It's very brutal, dude. 

920
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:37,580
Yeah. 
So the. 

921
00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:40,900
Rules. 
My friend, Patrick Laird's best 

922
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,940
friend, they did that. 
I don't think I like the Vikings

923
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:43,580
anymore. 
That's. 

924
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,820
My friend's friend. 
That's my friend's. 

925
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:50,380
Friend dude, I thought I was 
able to talk to Patrick Laird 

926
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:51,500
the other day or not the other 
day. 

927
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,940
It was like in the summer, but 
like we both went to like the 

928
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:55,540
same business development 
conference. 

929
00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:59,220
I was going to cover it. 
He was there to do business, but

930
00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:02,770
I was like, hey, you know Pete 
instead of hey, you're Patrick. 

931
00:45:02,770 --> 00:45:03,730
Clair, you're running back. 
To nothing. 

932
00:45:07,010 --> 00:45:10,130
That's great. 
That's tough for Patrick Laird, 

933
00:45:10,170 --> 00:45:10,970
NFL. 
Yeah. 

934
00:45:12,730 --> 00:45:14,130
I assume he handled it with 
grace. 

935
00:45:14,890 --> 00:45:16,810
Yeah. 
He was like, man, I love Peter, 

936
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:17,890
man. 
He's so cool. 

937
00:45:17,890 --> 00:45:22,130
And I was like, yeah, that's 
what I've heard, You know, he 

938
00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:24,450
was awesome. 
We talked real estate, like, I 

939
00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:26,290
could contribute to that 
conversation at all. 

940
00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:30,370
It was fun, yeah. 
It does make like it's 

941
00:45:30,490 --> 00:45:33,770
embarrassing how well read 
Patrick Laird is. 

942
00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:36,570
He makes me feel very dumb when 
I talk to him. 

943
00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:40,090
I mean, that's how I talk to 
you, how well read you are. 

944
00:45:40,090 --> 00:45:43,210
I come over here like I'm doing 
coloring books, like, good Lord.

945
00:45:43,530 --> 00:45:45,730
And also like there's a letter 
on that helmet. 

946
00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:51,050
Man, you're good. 
That's right. 

947
00:45:52,610 --> 00:45:53,610
It's like, what were you saying,
Pat? 

948
00:45:53,690 --> 00:45:55,970
Red, is that he? 
Because when he's talking to you

949
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:58,820
guys, it's like, you know. 
At least with you guys, I'm 

950
00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:02,220
like, yeah, I should read more, 
but I'm like we're like pretty 

951
00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,300
close in age. 
Like, you know, you guys had all

952
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:10,100
this time to read books, but 
it's like 24 or 25 and he's 

953
00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,540
coming in at home. 
Running back that job takes like

954
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,140
a lot of time. 
Yeah. 

955
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:17,140
It does, I think. 
I bet he's an audio book guy. 

956
00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:20,020
I think that's it. 
That's yeah that's yeah that's 

957
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,900
the only way I can I. 
Also think he's a guy that's not

958
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,660
reading? 
He doesn't waste his time on 

959
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:27,660
trivial you know, he's not 
looking for people to dunk on on

960
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,780
social media like we are. 
You know, that's, yeah, that's 

961
00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:33,860
how he frees up all of. 
His time? 

962
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:36,340
He doesn't show up to like, mid 
game podcasts. 

963
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:41,140
Yeah, no, I get it. 
No, he's in his second REM 

964
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:46,460
cycle, right? 
Now. 

965
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:50,700
I don't know exactly if this is 
referencing something Arif, but 

966
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:53,900
Berg wants your thoughts on the 
new Aquaman trailer. 

967
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:55,540
I just know you're a new 
Aquaman. 

968
00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:57,420
I've actually seen that. 
It seemed weird. 

969
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:01,180
Are you into Aquaman? 
No, I've seen the lake trailer 

970
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:03,140
not more than the normal person,
I think. 

971
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:07,290
Really, I Super Friends, Aquaman
was pretty fun because he was 

972
00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,890
like the most useless one, 
right? 

973
00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:10,570
Like, I don't think you don't. 
Have to answer this. 

974
00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:12,890
I just thought it was maybe like
part of your personal brand, 

975
00:47:12,890 --> 00:47:15,410
something I no, I don't have. 
I don't have a brand that that 

976
00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:17,890
touches is in tangent with 
Aquaman at all. 

977
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,690
Jason Mavo is a really good 
actor, though. 

978
00:47:20,010 --> 00:47:21,930
Yeah, OK. 
All right. 

979
00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:23,530
Oh, it just ran on TV, that's 
why. 

980
00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:24,690
My bad. 
I haven't been watching the 

981
00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:27,450
commercials. 
Literally, yeah. 

982
00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:32,050
Swift is getting a lot of 
carries. 

983
00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,430
And he's doing all right with 
them. 

984
00:47:34,430 --> 00:47:36,270
But I mean, I'd like to see him 
get a catch. 

985
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,870
We we played the over on the 
fantasy. 

986
00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:39,350
You should play the over on the 
carries. 

987
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,550
This is a lot of work for him. 
I can't believe Penny hasn't 

988
00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:44,470
seen the field yet. 
It's shocking to me. 

989
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,870
They're really just out on him. 
He's just their 4th running 

990
00:47:46,870 --> 00:47:47,750
back. 
Yeah. 

991
00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:52,830
Is the variable he got that like
he saw a couple snaps, I want to

992
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:54,430
say. 
Yeah, he's been out there. 

993
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:57,110
I saw him on a swing pass. 
That's why I'm shocked about 

994
00:47:57,110 --> 00:47:58,590
Penny. 
Yeah. 

995
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,030
The But sorry, I read back to 
the the Vikings thing. 

996
00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:05,150
Do you do you think Madison, 
like, actually has a short leash

997
00:48:05,150 --> 00:48:10,510
or is it a long leash this year?
I mean, if he doesn't fumble 

998
00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:15,270
some more I think, but no, for 
the most part I I I think that I

999
00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:18,510
mean the Vikings really trust 
him to get to his reach pretty 

1000
00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:20,590
quickly. 
Like, I think that they figure, 

1001
00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:23,880
you know, there's not going to 
be a ton of situations where 

1002
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,560
there's like a hole that he 
should be taking that he's not 

1003
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,680
taking. 
Like, he's pretty good at 

1004
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,960
figuring out where he needs to 
be and they trust him in pass 

1005
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,360
protection. 
I mean, the Vikings were so 

1006
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,920
weird about running back pass 
protection right now that their 

1007
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,360
third down back is CJ Ham. 
Like, I don't know if you've 

1008
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,000
noticed that, but that's. 
Who it is? 

1009
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,400
Is that it? 
I saw it in the data last week 

1010
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,320
and I was like, what? 
Why it like is do I put him as 

1011
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,280
like their third running back? 
He's her full back. 

1012
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,920
That's not he's a full back. 
Yeah, that's it. 

1013
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,560
Yeah. 
But he knows past protection 

1014
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,020
better than any of the other 
backs and they're like, you 

1015
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,860
know, what's a back going to do 
on 3rd down anyway, right? 

1016
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:57,340
So yeah, like I think. 
For fantasy, it's kind of 

1017
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:59,740
important that they're out there
catching passes for us. 

1018
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:03,900
RIP they got they got too many 
pass catchers. 

1019
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,460
They don't they don't need ones 
in the backfield. 

1020
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,100
I so yeah I think that's part of
it is that Madison knows pass 

1021
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,260
protection. 
I mean Chandler is like probably

1022
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,100
the most talented back on the 
roster. 

1023
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:15,780
Like it's like you know, just in
terms of like you know the the 

1024
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:18,180
potential that they have and 
maybe in some situations or just

1025
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:20,450
like you know, hey, it's a 4 
minute drill, we'll pull Alexa 

1026
00:49:20,450 --> 00:49:22,770
and Madison in, but on a 2 
minute drill maybe we'll put Ty 

1027
00:49:22,770 --> 00:49:24,690
Chandler in, right, because you 
can get more speed and if we 

1028
00:49:24,690 --> 00:49:27,090
have to dump it off, maybe you 
can convert it and that'll 

1029
00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:31,130
actually be useful for us. 
But yeah, I I I think that I 

1030
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:37,130
think that going in the idea was
some sort of like 6525, five or 

1031
00:49:37,130 --> 00:49:39,690
whatever. 
The rest of that is share, and I

1032
00:49:39,690 --> 00:49:42,130
think Madison has just been so 
reliable at the things that he 

1033
00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:44,690
does well that he's just 
grabbing more and more of that 

1034
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,650
share. 
When you say the four minute 

1035
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:50,810
drills, Madison and the 
two-minute drills tie because 

1036
00:49:51,130 --> 00:49:54,730
ties faster, are you implying 
that it that Alexander Madison 

1037
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:57,370
can't run fast enough to get up 
to the line of scrimmage? 

1038
00:49:57,370 --> 00:50:00,970
Because that's what I heard. 
I thought you're saying it would

1039
00:50:00,970 --> 00:50:03,930
the clock would expire before 
his run, right? 

1040
00:50:05,530 --> 00:50:07,970
Not enough time, Frogs and 
Radisson to do what he needs to 

1041
00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:09,810
do. 
Look, man, he, you know, there 

1042
00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:12,850
was, there was a run last week. 
We got a whole 9 yards, man. 

1043
00:50:12,850 --> 00:50:17,170
It's come on, nine whole yards. 
I already know what he looks at,

1044
00:50:17,170 --> 00:50:18,650
Naja. 
Harris He's like, oh man, guys, 

1045
00:50:18,690 --> 00:50:22,850
so explosive. 
You guys are going to mush this.

1046
00:50:22,850 --> 00:50:26,090
I know he's just going to rip 
off a 45 yard run and like how 

1047
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:26,930
star. 
Pick up. 

1048
00:50:28,810 --> 00:50:29,890
Yeah. 
His life, man. 

1049
00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:31,730
Yeah. 
It's a good reverse jigs. 

1050
00:50:32,090 --> 00:50:34,890
I like that. 
It is. 

1051
00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:36,930
What's crazy is that he's like 
in every other way. 

1052
00:50:36,930 --> 00:50:39,370
He's like actually a really 
excellent athlete. 

1053
00:50:39,690 --> 00:50:42,860
Like he just doesn't have long 
speed, but like he's got 

1054
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:44,700
extraordinary burst. 
I mean I think with his 

1055
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:46,820
verticals really good. 
But he's like a hurdler, right, 

1056
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,940
Like and he used to do that a 
lot. 

1057
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:51,260
Like in like his his rookie 
year, he would just hurdle 

1058
00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:52,740
people all the time. 
And like man, why can't he get 

1059
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:56,220
20 yards if he can hurdle, like 
can't he get 20 yards. 

1060
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:58,580
He's good at all of this other 
stuff, right? 

1061
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,860
And he's a great like jump cuts 
and stuff like that. 

1062
00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:03,980
But like long speed is not 
there, acceleration great long 

1063
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:06,140
speed not there. 
I do remember him in in. 

1064
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,240
In spurts looking awesome as a 
young guy, a young player and 

1065
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:12,400
being like, man, like, I kind of
missed on this guy, didn't think

1066
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,960
he had this kind of 
explosiveness. 

1067
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,040
But yeah, I mean, like, he 
doesn't seem to have it anymore.

1068
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,600
I mean, some dudes, as they get 
older, it kind of goes too, you 

1069
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,160
know, he's not like, he's like 
30, right? 

1070
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,080
He's like 25. 
He's. 25 I don't know if you 

1071
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,720
know, but he's running back. 
He's about 26 years old. 

1072
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,680
We act like they're about ready 
to go to retirement. 

1073
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,520
That's true. 
Look what happened to Dalvin, 

1074
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,390
right? 
That is. 

1075
00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:43,630
Exactly how I treated Dalvin. 
The chat's starting to get 

1076
00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:46,750
worried about this Eagles team 
just running the damn ball, 

1077
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:50,950
going full Falcons on us. 
I've I've heard 20 plus rushing 

1078
00:51:50,950 --> 00:51:52,310
yards, so I'm not worried at 
all. 

1079
00:51:53,470 --> 00:51:58,990
This is great you're you're in 
Boston Scott getting a lot of 

1080
00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:03,750
run here Rashad Penny. 
Not sure if he's on the team. 

1081
00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,430
Maybe didn't show up to the 
game. 

1082
00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:07,230
Have not seen him on the screen 
yet. 

1083
00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:13,430
I mean, here's the thing people 
don't understand that we drafted

1084
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:16,310
Penny for when the Eagles are up
by 40 points in weeks. 

1085
00:52:17,350 --> 00:52:18,710
That was the basis. 
Yeah. 

1086
00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:22,030
I mean the only thing you could,
the only thing you could tell 

1087
00:52:22,030 --> 00:52:25,150
yourself in week one was they 
have him inactive because the 

1088
00:52:25,150 --> 00:52:27,350
third running back boss and 
Scott plays special teams. 

1089
00:52:27,630 --> 00:52:29,430
Well, now they have to activate 
him. 

1090
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,980
And the third running back who 
plays special teams is the 

1091
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:34,460
second running back in the 
offense and is playing a lot of 

1092
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:36,180
snaps. 
And trivrashad Betty's still 

1093
00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,780
about playing. 
That's not good. 

1094
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,860
That's rough. 
I mean, it just goes to show you

1095
00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:41,340
that you just can't trust fancy 
guys. 

1096
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:48,440
Come on, man. 
You know what? 

1097
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,440
You know it was looking bad when
we were all really excited that 

1098
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,600
Rashad Penny didn't get cut over
Trey Sermon. 

1099
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,680
You know that that was when we 
maybe should have reset 

1100
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,760
expectations. 
Yeah, when we were happy about 

1101
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,840
that. 
Yeah, this is meaningful to us. 

1102
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,560
Yeah, right. 
Yeah. 

1103
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,560
This could have happened the 
other way. 

1104
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:16,600
Yeah. 
Arif how? 

1105
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:20,320
How good can Jordan Addison be? 
How hyped are Vikings peeps 

1106
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,200
getting about him after that 
that game one pretty, I mean 

1107
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,400
pretty hyped. 
I would say that the game one 

1108
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,320
production is like a little 
misleading because obviously 

1109
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,240
it's like 61 yards or something 
like that 39. 

1110
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:35,600
If it came on one play that came
as a result of a specific 

1111
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,160
scheming him up, right, because 
they had Jefferson running 

1112
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,120
underneath and then he was able 
to take advantage of the fact 

1113
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,320
that the safety pit on Jefferson
like every safety should. 

1114
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:47,100
And so I don't know how much of 
that you can use to project 

1115
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,860
going forward. 
But I think that fundamentally 

1116
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:52,180
from like a skills perspective 
or a traits perspective, he's 

1117
00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:55,740
got a lot that you're looking 
for as a high level player in 

1118
00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:58,860
the joint practices against 
starters like I mean technically

1119
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,580
the Cardinals have to start some
players. 

1120
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:04,060
So like the Cardinals and and 
the Titans you know, he was able

1121
00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,180
to get open pretty quickly. 
He was able to, he demonstrated 

1122
00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,820
a lot of body controlled 
sideline awareness. 

1123
00:54:08,730 --> 00:54:11,570
So I I like him as a player. 
I just don't think that the week

1124
00:54:11,570 --> 00:54:15,530
one tells us very much about him
just because a lot of it came on

1125
00:54:15,530 --> 00:54:18,330
one catch and that catch wasn't 
necessarily a pure expression of

1126
00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:22,450
everything that he himself would
need to do to be a reliable 

1127
00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:24,010
starter. 
But, you know, for the most 

1128
00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:24,930
part, yeah, I mean, it's pretty 
good. 

1129
00:54:24,930 --> 00:54:27,010
I mean, if you take a look at 
the history of Vikings rookie 

1130
00:54:27,010 --> 00:54:30,930
receivers, I mean obviously 
aside from like Randy Moss, they

1131
00:54:30,930 --> 00:54:32,850
start slow. 
Stephan Diggs didn't start the 

1132
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:34,570
first four games. 
Justin Jefferson didn't start 

1133
00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:37,680
the first two games. 
Adam Thielen, I guess, was 

1134
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,880
technically, he was never a 
rookie, right? 

1135
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,960
He's on the practice squad, but 
it took him a while to start, 

1136
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,280
even though, like, he clearly 
should have been starting over 

1137
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,240
like Charles Johnson and Cordero
Patterson. 

1138
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:49,920
So you know, him starting fast 
is kind of an anomaly. 

1139
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,720
Yeah, we got the Eagles putting 
a drive together, a J. 

1140
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,680
Brown out of catch. 
Now Swift brings them into 

1141
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:00,560
within the five yard. 
Line here swifter for A J. 

1142
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,840
Brown would. 
Be big. 

1143
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,080
The Eagles trying to get this 
more a touchdown. 

1144
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,480
Is that? 
Is that what's happening? 

1145
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,380
And so, and they might even 
score a touchdown. 

1146
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:10,100
That's right. 
Swift is looking really good for

1147
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:12,420
our over on him. 
We kind. 

1148
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,260
Of be rooting for AGB. 
Yeah. 

1149
00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:18,340
AGB So we really need, yeah. 
And we need this touchdown, cuz 

1150
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:20,860
we need pass attempts. 
We need to make these pass 

1151
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,900
attempts back up. 
But they're just running it 

1152
00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:24,820
every play. 
Yeah, that's what they're good 

1153
00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:27,980
at. 
Oh, here comes the tushy pushy. 

1154
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:30,700
The tushy. 
Wish line to the half yard line.

1155
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:33,940
Let's come on the tushy, pushy. 
That's bad. 

1156
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,500
That's bad. 
Yeah, forget 2 high safeties. 

1157
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,500
Ban the tushy. 
Pushy. 

1158
00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:41,820
Let A.J. 
Brown take a snap. 

1159
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:46,020
Oh my God, it's so obvious. 
Dude let lift just air up. 

1160
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:48,580
Do one of those things where he 
just jumps Air Jordan style. 

1161
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:50,380
There's the tushy Pushy. 
Oh yeah. 

1162
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,500
Oh, I thought. 
He stopped him. 

1163
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:54,570
It works every time. 
I mean, they they got to him 

1164
00:55:54,570 --> 00:55:55,690
too. 
They had like two players on 

1165
00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:57,170
there. 
Nothing. 

1166
00:55:58,050 --> 00:55:59,970
Yeah, you hear this guy can 
squat 600. 

1167
00:55:59,970 --> 00:56:03,530
I don't know if you've heard. 
Wait, did they stop? 

1168
00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,610
The guy had heard that Jalen 
Hurts can squat 600. 

1169
00:56:05,890 --> 00:56:06,650
That's a lot. 
You kidding? 

1170
00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:07,730
Getting hurt that you have you 
watched? 

1171
00:56:07,730 --> 00:56:12,090
Us There's a time out before. 
I knew he was strong. 

1172
00:56:12,090 --> 00:56:14,090
I didn't realize it was 600. 
I always hear that about Ron. 

1173
00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:16,170
No more that he can squat like 
600. 

1174
00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:21,650
So here's a problem with like 
the the story X player can squat

1175
00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:26,260
Y pounds. 
You don't know what squat it is 

1176
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:27,940
right? 
Like. 

1177
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,220
Like, you want to know the 
death? 

1178
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:32,020
Yeah, right. 
OK well so like for example 

1179
00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:34,980
there's like a story like Steph 
Curry can can deadlift this much

1180
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:36,740
weight and everyone's like, Oh 
my God, that's insane. 

1181
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,980
How can he deadlift that much? 
And it's a hex deadlift, which I

1182
00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:42,260
know are. 
You making a watch the film case

1183
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,420
on. 
Squat love and Jim, you got a. 

1184
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:47,940
You got a squat. 
Here. 

1185
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:51,790
What's a Hex deadlift? 
No, it's so OK, so the it's so 

1186
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:54,790
instead of like a normal like a 
straight bar, it's it's a bar 

1187
00:56:54,790 --> 00:56:57,550
that's literally it's a hexagon 
that goes around and so you step

1188
00:56:57,550 --> 00:56:59,550
in in the middle of it and lift 
it this way. 

1189
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,750
Which, let me be clear, I can't 
hex deadlift anything. 

1190
00:57:03,910 --> 00:57:06,190
Right. 
OK, look that's not I'm this is 

1191
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:09,110
not me flexing on him. 
This is me saying you can't 

1192
00:57:09,110 --> 00:57:12,790
compare Steph Curry's deadlift 
to Draymond Green's. 

1193
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:15,950
Deadlift, right? 
It's like two different, yeah, 

1194
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:18,310
yeah, it's a different lift and 
you've got more support when 

1195
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,750
you're lifting, so you can lift 
more. 

1196
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,800
So I don't know if Jalen Herst 
600 pound squat is like the same

1197
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,600
as like in offensive lineman's 
550 pound squat, but that's the 

1198
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,960
story they always tell whenever 
they whenever he does the 

1199
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,840
quarterback sneaker like, hey, 
you can squat 600. 

1200
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,600
That's right. 
I mean, the way you said that is

1201
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,080
like they say it on every 
broadcast. 

1202
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,080
I swear I don't, I don't think 
I've heard that one, which is 

1203
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,680
there's a lot of those. 
But they you hear on every 

1204
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,680
broadcast and I watch a lot of 
football but. 

1205
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,110
I like. 
I like that the Vikings call the

1206
00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:50,390
timeout to be like, alright 
guys, we know they're doing the 

1207
00:57:50,390 --> 00:57:52,710
tush push. 
In fact, before we called the 

1208
00:57:52,710 --> 00:57:54,270
timeout, what are we gonna do to
stop it? 

1209
00:57:54,830 --> 00:57:56,270
Nothing. 
But it was a good talk. 

1210
00:57:56,270 --> 00:58:00,110
You know what? 
Someone tried to palm Hollywood.

1211
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,710
It didn't work. 
They just jump over the line. 

1212
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:02,550
Did not work. 
Look at that. 

1213
00:58:03,310 --> 00:58:05,750
Yeah, nothing banned the tush 
pushy throw to A.J. 

1214
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,630
Brown. 
They went over, he went under. 

1215
00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:11,070
I mean, that's, yeah, that's a 
good little rugby scrum, Arif. 

1216
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,590
I wanted to get a state of 
Vikings nation. 

1217
00:58:14,210 --> 00:58:15,810
With this game, because I was 
talking to my brother. 

1218
00:58:15,850 --> 00:58:19,650
Now, we grew up in Delaware, but
my brother was born in 89. 

1219
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:23,410
So, you know, he's like, what, 
nine years old when primary 

1220
00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:25,930
bosses? 
Yeah, so he, he's a huge Vikings

1221
00:58:26,010 --> 00:58:28,130
fan. 
He's like, he was obsessed with 

1222
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,650
the Vikings. 
My apologies for high school and

1223
00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:30,890
college. 
That sucks. 

1224
00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:33,130
My apologies to your brother. 
That sucks. 

1225
00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:37,890
He was listening to Minnesota 
Vikings like talk radio, like in

1226
00:58:37,890 --> 00:58:38,970
the summer. 
Totally. 

1227
00:58:39,510 --> 00:58:40,950
Yeah, in Delaware, he. 
He got on. 

1228
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:43,510
Like the the Internet. 
He used the Internet to listen 

1229
00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:46,910
to Minnesota Vikings talk radio.
That's like, he's stupid. 

1230
00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:50,790
Dial up Internet. 
Good Lord. 

1231
00:58:51,590 --> 00:58:53,950
Yeah, he's hardcore, so you 
know? 

1232
00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:57,590
But I was talking to him today 
and he's like, I'm really 

1233
00:58:57,590 --> 00:58:59,750
enjoying this college football 
season, man, you. 

1234
00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:02,430
Know like. 
I don't. 

1235
00:59:02,430 --> 00:59:05,110
Know if I would take this loss 
all that hard? 

1236
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,360
Is this how big is this game 
just for keeping Vikings fans 

1237
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,960
from lusting after the the 
college football quarterbacks? 

1238
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,920
I mean relatively big. 
I think most Vikings fans expect

1239
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,440
them to lose this game, right? 
So if they come out with a loss,

1240
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,360
it's not. 
It doesn't like. 

1241
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,080
It probably depends on like how 
they lose, right? 

1242
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,880
6:50 is not too bad. 
That holds. 

1243
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,160
They're fine. 
But I think that if they get 

1244
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,720
like washed by the Eagles in the
second-half or something like 

1245
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,160
that, it'll be easy to check 
out. 

1246
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,030
Losing to the Buccaneers is like
pretty tough stuff. 

1247
00:59:37,590 --> 00:59:42,070
That's not great. 
But yeah, I think, I mean, the 

1248
00:59:42,070 --> 00:59:46,470
Vikings, they're a team that, 
like, when they start slow, 

1249
00:59:46,470 --> 00:59:48,630
there's actually a really good 
chance they'll Rev up at the 

1250
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:50,430
end. 
And when they start hot, it 

1251
00:59:50,430 --> 00:59:53,190
means nothing. 
They're like the only team in 

1252
00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,710
history. 
They have like 3-5 and oh, 

1253
00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:57,230
starts that missed the playoffs.
Like, that's crazy. 

1254
00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:02,010
So they're weird. 
And obviously, like, you know, 

1255
01:00:02,050 --> 01:00:04,210
analytically, you can't just 
like look at like a team 

1256
01:00:04,210 --> 01:00:06,610
identity from like 1998 and be 
like, that's what they are. 

1257
01:00:07,330 --> 01:00:08,850
Like, that's what it feels like.
I don't know. 

1258
01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:10,730
I can't. 
That's, that's what I got. 

1259
01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:14,850
So again, like, the fundamentals
for the Vikings are generally 

1260
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:17,170
fine in terms of like yards per 
player, expected points, 

1261
01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:19,570
whatever. 
But obviously, until they can 

1262
01:00:19,570 --> 01:00:21,450
convert that into something, 
they're just not an exciting 

1263
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:24,500
team to watch. 
Arif, what were your thoughts 

1264
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:29,100
when you saw a few of the Galaxy
brain Trade Picasso artists out 

1265
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:33,460
there saying if the Vikings star
Owen 6, The Jets call them up 

1266
01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:38,260
and they pry Kirk Cousins away 
to salvage their Super Bowl 

1267
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,980
aspirations, what's what's the 
Arif reaction to that? 

1268
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:47,100
Have you talked? 
To a quarterback, that's insane.

1269
01:00:49,070 --> 01:00:51,150
Like, like, OK, no trade clause,
right? 

1270
01:00:51,630 --> 01:00:53,150
Well, there's also the no trade 
clause. 

1271
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,430
And yeah, Kirk Cousins 
specifically chose the Vikings 

1272
01:00:55,430 --> 01:00:57,670
over The Jets. 
Like that was like a thing that 

1273
01:00:57,670 --> 01:01:01,750
he did. 
But so when Carson Palmer. 

1274
01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:04,710
But keep in mind that we have 
thousands of dollars invested in

1275
01:01:04,710 --> 01:01:06,670
Garrett Walsen. 
Do you know how much free fall 

1276
01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:10,630
that I've drafted? 
In in light of what you said, 

1277
01:01:10,630 --> 01:01:13,550
yeah, I love the idea. 
You're you're right. 

1278
01:01:16,490 --> 01:01:19,370
But, like, look, so when Carson 
Palmer was traded midseason to 

1279
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:23,010
to the Raiders, I mean, it was a
disaster right? 

1280
01:01:23,850 --> 01:01:26,210
When Josh Freeman signed with 
the Vikings, part way through, 

1281
01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:28,690
he played maybe one of the worst
games in the history of 

1282
01:01:28,690 --> 01:01:30,930
football, right? 
Like I've seen Nathan Peterman 

1283
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:33,970
play and Josh Freeman play and I
think I'd rather have Nathan 

1284
01:01:33,970 --> 01:01:36,010
Peterman. 
Like, let me see Zach Wilson 

1285
01:01:36,010 --> 01:01:39,650
play, because I mean, OK. 
That's fair point, but like. 

1286
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,190
It's hard to come in halfway 
through the season and know the 

1287
01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:44,310
playbook. 
That's like that's. 

1288
01:01:44,430 --> 01:01:46,270
Zach Wilson, the guy from 
Amento, is he? 

1289
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,590
He just has to be that big book 
every week. 

1290
01:01:48,590 --> 01:01:52,790
Is that what's happening? 
What if he just had a big sleeve

1291
01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:54,710
of tattoo, that's what. 
It's all the plays. 

1292
01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:58,070
Just all the plays, Yeah, that 
would probably help, honestly. 

1293
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:00,630
Yeah, maybe that's what he's 
doing. 

1294
01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:02,350
When he runs backwards, he's 
checking. 

1295
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000
The The other problem is The 
Jets don't have tradable picks, 

1296
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,920
right? 
Like that first round pick is 

1297
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,520
tied up in the conditional and 
they by NFL rule cannot trade it

1298
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,840
even though it is impossible for
Aaron Rodgers to meet that 

1299
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,520
condition. 
So like they can't trade the 1st

1300
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,280
or the 2nd next year. 
Good luck. 

1301
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,920
See, I've seen people. 
See, This is why we have you on 

1302
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,240
the show. 
I've seen people be like, oh 

1303
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,800
they can trade that 2024 first, 
but you actually know the rules.

1304
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,160
They they can't trade it because
they. 

1305
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,400
Can't get by NFL rule. 
Yeah, we they have to the all of

1306
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,130
the. 
Elements of the condition have 

1307
01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:35,250
to be concluded for you to 
satisfy. 

1308
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,770
I mean for all we know Rogers 
could dip his toe and invermect 

1309
01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:41,490
in and come out and play 75% of 
the snaps and then you know, the

1310
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:43,570
condition gets met, I mean. 
Yeah, yeah, be fine. 

1311
01:02:43,570 --> 01:02:48,090
I mean, look, he's he's 
immunized against injuries, 

1312
01:02:48,170 --> 01:02:49,890
right? 
So he'll come out of this 

1313
01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:51,290
stronger than ever, yeah. 
Right. 

1314
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:53,690
So we can't be sure that that 
conditions not going to get met.

1315
01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:56,250
I mean, it's just immunized 
Dorif. 

1316
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,130
Let's let's not get political on
this. 

1317
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,860
Have a few drinks, a few, 
laughs, man. 

1318
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:14,580
I just want to grill. 
Did he get the jab or not let's 

1319
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:17,300
see any other any other Vikings 
that we we we got a reef here we

1320
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:20,420
got a you know we is there any 
hope for you know we we already 

1321
01:03:20,420 --> 01:03:23,540
did the backfield thing to 
Jordan Addison we got Hawk. 

1322
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:26,820
Did you draft any fantasy teams 
this year? 

1323
01:03:26,820 --> 01:03:29,380
A Reef? 
I'm all, I'm all dynasty. 

1324
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:33,100
It's which it's tough because I 
evidently I suck at it. 

1325
01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:35,940
It's hard. 
I'm bad at it too. 

1326
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:39,020
Yeah, OK. 
So like I'm in a super flex 

1327
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:41,100
dynasty league and I was like, 
you know, probably doesn't 

1328
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:44,260
matter how good of a thrower 
Justin Fields or Daniel Jones 

1329
01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:46,660
are, they run. 
And that is technically that's 

1330
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,740
true, right. 
Like I am experiencing the 

1331
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:52,980
rushing yards and I it's not 
helping, it's not getting, it's 

1332
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,260
not getting me where I need to 
go. 

1333
01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:59,220
Yeah, the Bears were pretty 
disappointing, I have to say. 

1334
01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:03,740
Like it's just the DJ Moore 
edition did not seem to to do 

1335
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:04,700
anything. 
Doing nothing, man. 

1336
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:05,780
Yeah. 
Doing nothing. 

1337
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:08,340
Yeah, they were. 
I tried to trade fields in 

1338
01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:10,820
Dynasty before the season 
couldn't get anything done and 

1339
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:13,660
the ship chasing Dynasty league 
and literally watched that game 

1340
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:16,700
and was like I just lost the 
future first round of value like

1341
01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:19,460
the first round picks worth of 
value like nobody. 

1342
01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:23,460
Like, I moved from Trey Lance to
Justin Fields this offseason. 

1343
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,180
But to do that, I had to give up
picks. 

1344
01:04:25,810 --> 01:04:27,610
And I'm just like, fuck, I 
should just kept Lance. 

1345
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:31,970
That's the reaction. 
Bad. 

1346
01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:34,330
That's. 
The I will say this, I am in a I

1347
01:04:34,330 --> 01:04:36,250
mean, I'm in two redraft leagues
there. 

1348
01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:38,330
There are two gimmick leagues 
for my podcast. 

1349
01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:41,010
We call it the Hell League. 
Peter, I don't know if you're 

1350
01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:44,730
familiar with this. 
It's fifty negative 50 points 

1351
01:04:44,730 --> 01:04:48,210
for a missed extra point. 
I have heard of these, yeah. 

1352
01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:51,050
Why? 
Well cuz cuz we followed the 

1353
01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:53,410
Vikings and we figured that 
given how many games they've 

1354
01:04:53,410 --> 01:04:56,170
lost because of missed points, 
we might as well make them very 

1355
01:04:56,170 --> 01:04:59,090
important. 
I drafted Justin Tucker in the 

1356
01:04:59,090 --> 01:05:03,170
first round and let me tell you,
man, it's going great. 

1357
01:05:05,770 --> 01:05:09,210
Has there been any missed extra?
One makes the best rule. 

1358
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:12,730
There had there have been some 
missed extra points and then 

1359
01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:18,410
this year we added a rule where 
it's it's a point for every yard

1360
01:05:18,410 --> 01:05:21,630
on a field goal. 
But then it's also like minus 

1361
01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:25,670
like 15 points on a on a on a 
missed 30 yard or -10 point, 

1362
01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:30,710
oddly fixated on kicker scoring.
Have you met a Vikings fan? 

1363
01:05:32,830 --> 01:05:35,390
Is it kickers only? 
Are there other positions? 

1364
01:05:35,510 --> 01:05:39,230
Yeah, I know you get you. 
We have a safety position, 2 

1365
01:05:39,230 --> 01:05:41,870
kickers, a safety and then a 
normal. 

1366
01:05:41,870 --> 01:05:43,790
We got quarterback, 2 receivers,
2 running backs. 

1367
01:05:44,910 --> 01:05:47,070
Yeah, that was. 
Any rules involving boats in 

1368
01:05:47,070 --> 01:05:48,230
this league? 
Yeah. 

1369
01:05:49,710 --> 01:05:51,470
If, if, if it. 
Was allowed, Yeah. 

1370
01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:55,470
If we could have boat fantasy, 
yeah, 100% of Vikings league 

1371
01:05:55,470 --> 01:05:57,350
would have that. 
All right, Arif, sorry. 

1372
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,870
The people demand this clip be 
rolled. 

1373
01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:06,550
I'm sorry, Kicker chasing. 
It's the show where we chase the

1374
01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:09,430
best kickers. 
The kickers that help you win 

1375
01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:13,350
championships, the biggest legs,
the breaking news. 

1376
01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:17,310
It's everything you've come to 
love and know. 

1377
01:06:17,630 --> 01:06:20,070
The time is now for kicker 
Jason. 

1378
01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:30,190
Let's get some fucking kickers. 
I really get your. 

1379
01:06:30,310 --> 01:06:31,830
Podcast because you have that 
bumper. 

1380
01:06:32,790 --> 01:06:35,110
We play a lot. 
We have a lot of. 

1381
01:06:36,090 --> 01:06:38,010
Player, Player was G talked 
about Justin Tucker. 

1382
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:39,850
We got, we got to play one more 
real quick. 

1383
01:06:40,650 --> 01:06:41,890
You got to see one more real 
quick. 

1384
01:06:42,090 --> 01:06:43,810
Yeah, let me, yeah. 
This is an honor. 

1385
01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:45,610
You took him in the first round,
I think. 

1386
01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:50,170
How about That's what ushers us 
into halftime is that clip we 

1387
01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:51,770
have multiple kicker clips is 
what we're. 

1388
01:06:51,770 --> 01:06:54,010
Saying we have multiple Taker 
clips, that's what's wrong with 

1389
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,330
our podcast. 
That's crazy. 

1390
01:06:55,450 --> 01:06:57,870
Oh my God. 
Well, it's a I love though. 

1391
01:06:57,990 --> 01:07:00,150
I mean, when you keep 
referencing, it's two kicker, 

1392
01:07:00,470 --> 01:07:02,830
yeah, it's super kicker. 
It's super kicker. 

1393
01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:05,190
Yeah, it's super kicker, right? 
So I love that you keep. 

1394
01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:08,350
Saying as a Vikings fan because 
you're you're you're referencing

1395
01:07:08,350 --> 01:07:10,390
both the torture of being a 
Vikings fan. 

1396
01:07:10,470 --> 01:07:12,910
Yeah. 
Which I my both my parents are 

1397
01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:14,870
from Montana. 
I grew up a Vikings fan. 

1398
01:07:14,870 --> 01:07:18,070
My grandpa was a Vikings fan. 
So that I'm rocking my yeah. 

1399
01:07:20,030 --> 01:07:22,150
And so obviously and then you're
you're talking about the torture

1400
01:07:22,150 --> 01:07:24,430
of that, but you're also 
referencing this MIS kick and 

1401
01:07:24,430 --> 01:07:28,800
how impactful it is and I mean. 
Like how can it's just like the 

1402
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,360
98. 
Name of my slip stack is wide 

1403
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:38,720
left like I. 
That's I wondered, OK, that team

1404
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,760
was so fun. 
That's why I was 11 years old. 

1405
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,800
That's when I fell in love with 
football. 

1406
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,360
He didn't miss a kick all year. 
First kicker in NFL history and 

1407
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,480
then in the NFC championship. 
They're up 7 about a minute and 

1408
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,620
a half left. 
He pushes it wide left. 

1409
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:57,500
Falcons go down, score goes to 
overtime. 

1410
01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,940
It would have put, it would have
put the game out of reach. 

1411
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:02,860
And you're like, this is locked.
And I remember I was already a 

1412
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:05,780
frickin nerd at 11. 
That's my first, like, real 

1413
01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:08,340
heartbreak as a sports fan. 
That just killed me. 

1414
01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:12,020
Well, it's good to have. 
His heartbreak at 11, I feel 

1415
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:15,580
like people have experienced it.
Yeah, when he was really 

1416
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:19,420
romantic, but really anything. 
This super Kicker League is. 

1417
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:22,600
Blowing my mind. 
Yeah, so, so because kickers are

1418
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,120
such liabilities in this league,
right, they miss an extra point 

1419
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:29,720
in your loss if you, if you 
don't start a kicker, if you 

1420
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,000
don't start both kickers, you 
forfeit the weak. 

1421
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,120
So you're required to start the 
kicker. 

1422
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,600
And so, like, that's why you 
draft Justin Tucker in the 

1423
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,399
first, right. 
So you have to roster a kicker. 

1424
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,560
And so it's for me, it's Justin 
Tucker and Riley Patterson, 

1425
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,000
right? 
And and I've got Graham Gano in 

1426
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,720
the wings. 
Like it's it's important. 

1427
01:08:49,029 --> 01:08:51,990
We're gonna know what the wings 
So everyone else reads like 

1428
01:08:51,990 --> 01:08:54,029
waiver wire articles and usage 
trends. 

1429
01:08:54,029 --> 01:08:56,990
Are you out here looking at like
field goal completion 

1430
01:08:56,990 --> 01:08:58,310
percentage? 
You're out here. 

1431
01:08:58,310 --> 01:09:02,029
Are you critiquing forms in the 
same way you do squat exercises?

1432
01:09:02,029 --> 01:09:02,990
Like what? 
Do we do it out? 

1433
01:09:02,990 --> 01:09:05,750
Here, I think the league would 
lose a lot of its magic if I 

1434
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:11,870
took kicker seriously. 
There's no way like I've got 

1435
01:09:11,870 --> 01:09:17,229
like I've got one. 
Kicking mechanic take which is 

1436
01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:24,390
that the the the punter for the 
Browns Cory Bohorkas is one of 

1437
01:09:24,390 --> 01:09:27,910
the worst holders in the history
of football and that Cade York 

1438
01:09:27,910 --> 01:09:30,510
never stood a chance. 
And if you take a look. 

1439
01:09:30,910 --> 01:09:32,550
At. 
All the kickers that have kicked

1440
01:09:32,550 --> 01:09:36,310
with Cory Bohorkas as a holder, 
they've had their career worst 

1441
01:09:36,310 --> 01:09:39,380
year with him as a holder. 
He's a phenomenal punk. 

1442
01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:42,540
Yeah, he is. 
Except for Mason Crosby at his 

1443
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:46,859
second worst year because like, 
he's 50 and so he had like like 

1444
01:09:46,859 --> 01:09:48,819
a year in like the fucking 70s 
or something. 

1445
01:09:48,819 --> 01:09:53,460
That was worse. 
But but but yeah, and so like. 

1446
01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:56,300
Not this is kicker chasing, I 
mean. 

1447
01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:58,860
I'm glad he yeah. 
So you gotta follow Cory 

1448
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,380
Bajorkas and then pick against 
wherever he's kicking. 

1449
01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:03,660
That's like, I mean, so he's a 
great punter. 

1450
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:06,820
That's why the Buffalo Bills cut
him or traded him to the Brown. 

1451
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:14,840
So this is I'm going to say this
is kind of not my fault because 

1452
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:18,320
when I saw the Bills trade him, 
I was like why would they trade 

1453
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,720
This guy is like the third best 
punter or whatever and some 

1454
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,840
Bills fan got on my mentions 
like you've no idea how bad or 

1455
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,120
older he is. 
And I was like, that's an insane

1456
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,880
take how how hard could holding 
be? 

1457
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,800
And then they were like, look it
up and I was like. 

1458
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,680
Why don't they find another 
holder? 

1459
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:33,840
Why is the back of quarterback 
not holding like? 

1460
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:37,200
Ask the 10 minute answer on this
question last week. 

1461
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,720
Arif I I feel like you've looked
it up because you're like, I 

1462
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,720
think I might have a terrible 
take on my hands. 

1463
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,080
That was it. 
But I but I did the work and I 

1464
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,400
was like, this guy's right. 
I'm not gonna close the letter 

1465
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,160
out of this guy. 
That's what I love about 

1466
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,800
following you. 
You do the research like you 

1467
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,840
come correct. 
You do not mess around. 

1468
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,080
Like if you're dunking on 
someone I know it's right. 

1469
01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:05,460
Oh my goodness. 
I don't know anything about 

1470
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:08,340
kicking mechanics. 
I I was shocked when Blair Walsh

1471
01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:11,140
like his second year was awful, 
right, Like you. 

1472
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,180
You had one of the greatest 
seasons of kicking history for 

1473
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,780
the Vikings and then the next 
year was terrible. 

1474
01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:17,900
And I just, I was like, I just. 
I don't know about kickers. 

1475
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:19,540
Sure, that's that makes sense to
me. 

1476
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:22,260
Daniel Carlson When the Viking 
it cut. 

1477
01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:24,620
Was that a touchback? 
I hate that. 

1478
01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:28,980
Role No, no, no. 
I hate that role. 

1479
01:11:30,130 --> 01:11:31,530
I think he. 
I think he was down. 

1480
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:33,570
I think he was down. 
But that's crazy. 

1481
01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:39,530
It's this is the case? 
They're calling down at the half

1482
01:11:39,530 --> 01:11:40,450
yard line. 
Oh. 

1483
01:11:40,850 --> 01:11:43,610
Thank God Okay. 
I don't think he was down. 

1484
01:11:43,650 --> 01:11:46,850
Guys, I just want you to know 
we're all more of it on base. 

1485
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:51,370
Holy crap. 
That's out. 

1486
01:11:51,810 --> 01:11:53,010
Fuck. 
It's a touchback. 

1487
01:11:54,050 --> 01:11:56,490
That's. 
Oh God, I thought it was wrong. 

1488
01:11:57,490 --> 01:11:59,730
It's so dumb. 
Why would that be a thing? 

1489
01:12:01,570 --> 01:12:03,050
Oh no. 
Yeah, it's not. 

1490
01:12:03,170 --> 01:12:06,010
That's that's a touchback. 
That is crazy. 

1491
01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:10,490
Get rid of two high safeties, 
the tush push and that 

1492
01:12:10,490 --> 01:12:12,010
touchback. 
And that rule, it's just the 

1493
01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:14,370
touchback rule, like bring it 
out to the 10 or something. 

1494
01:12:14,850 --> 01:12:19,290
No, like there has to be a level
of common sense applied. 

1495
01:12:19,330 --> 01:12:22,170
Like the the punishment does not
fit the crime here. 

1496
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:25,060
Hold on. 
I think it's a touchdown. 

1497
01:12:26,460 --> 01:12:28,420
I'm just like, that would be 
hilarious. 

1498
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,460
No, he doesn't have it, OK? 
Is the initial rule that the 

1499
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:34,380
ball went out of bounds before 
the pylon, and is it maybe 

1500
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:37,980
inconclusive it's not? 
The fact that we have to parse 

1501
01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:40,340
this is the reason that the 
touchback rule is stupid, right?

1502
01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:43,540
Like we should be talking about 
holders right now is what we 

1503
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:44,100
should be. 
Talking, yeah. 

1504
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,780
I don't have any other holder 
takes. 

1505
01:12:47,870 --> 01:12:50,270
OK, but that was great. 
Everyone's saying Kade York. 

1506
01:12:50,270 --> 01:12:51,590
You shouldn't have drafted him 
so high. 

1507
01:12:51,590 --> 01:12:53,630
This had the other thing, you're
going, hey, you can draft the 

1508
01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:55,750
kicker in the third round. 
Just make sure he has a holder. 

1509
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,430
They can hold the guy. 
Check who his holder is. 

1510
01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:02,910
Well, I mean, I'm pretty 
confident Kade York is still 

1511
01:13:02,910 --> 01:13:04,150
bad, right? 
It's just. 

1512
01:13:04,710 --> 01:13:07,560
A lot worse. 
Because of that is there maybe 

1513
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,520
is there like a do you think a 
potential correlation or you 

1514
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,320
know shower narrative type thing
kickers in their holders like 

1515
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,440
those guys being in lockstep 
with each other. 

1516
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,680
Do you think there could be 
something there? 

1517
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:24,400
OK, I have another holder thing.
One minute ago I have no for 

1518
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,840
holder takes I got. 
Another holder. 

1519
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,000
It was OK. 
So I don't know if you remember 

1520
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,600
Jeff Locke, former punter for 
the Vikings. 

1521
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,360
I think he also punted a little 
bit for the colds. 

1522
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,840
He's very bad at punting. 
But he was so committed to, to 

1523
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,520
being a good holder for. 
I think it was for Blair Walsh, 

1524
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,560
for Blair Walsh, maybe Daniel 
Clarkson, but I think it's Blair

1525
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,840
Walsh that he started like 
practicing his holds everywhere.

1526
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:48,040
And he wanted to get better at 
holds in tough conditions. 

1527
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:52,280
So he would actually practice 
his holds in the shower and then

1528
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:55,240
he put together like a little 
TikTok of like, that's a literal

1529
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:59,240
shower narrative, yeah. 
Yeah, you said you said holders 

1530
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,720
and showers and I was like Jeff 
Locke. 

1531
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:06,400
I That's the thing I know. 
And so he's just yeah, that's 

1532
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,720
incredible. 
Did. 

1533
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,040
He leave. 
Is this the Blair Walsh? 

1534
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,960
Yeah, I mean, he was objectively
a bad punter, too. 

1535
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,240
So it's like he's not 
roscriable. 

1536
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:20,040
But yeah, I mean, he left. 
It's so the Vikings. 

1537
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:24,600
The Vikings got him because 
almost entirely because they 

1538
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,000
were sick of Chris Kluwe, right?
Which? 

1539
01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:31,730
I understand. 
I like Chris Glui, but I could 

1540
01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:34,370
see how he robbed rubs a bunch 
of people the wrong way, right? 

1541
01:14:34,370 --> 01:14:41,210
Like he a very outspoken punter.
He like, you know, he crazy 

1542
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,010
leftist politics or whatever. 
Started writing for Deadspin 

1543
01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:47,810
back when Deadspin was yeah. 
Yeah, he's doing Deadspin stuff.

1544
01:14:47,810 --> 01:14:50,490
He I love him, but like, you 
know. 

1545
01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:52,650
People I was reading despin 
every day back then. 

1546
01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:53,890
I read all that stuff. 
He was. 

1547
01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:58,520
He was great. 
And and so, you know, the 

1548
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,080
Vikings were sick of him. 
And then also like, yeah, he 

1549
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:05,400
sued the team, no big deal. 
But they were like, we gotta get

1550
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,400
the opposite of that guy. 
And so that's kind of what Jeff 

1551
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:11,120
Locke was like, very like, he's 
like he's working on his masters

1552
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,640
in economics right wing 
conservative, knows not to speak

1553
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,320
up. 
You know, it's just the exact 

1554
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,600
opposite. 
And it turns out he's just bad 

1555
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,920
at punting. 
It was a political thing. 

1556
01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:22,990
I I'm. 
Scrapping it to played a role. 

1557
01:15:23,110 --> 01:15:25,830
I think it was mostly that he 
knew how to shut up, but I think

1558
01:15:26,110 --> 01:15:28,990
I played a role. 
I asked him. 

1559
01:15:28,990 --> 01:15:31,870
I was like, hey, so you know, 
Chris Clewy is kind of like a, 

1560
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:34,910
you know, votes Democrat. 
What's your take there? 

1561
01:15:34,910 --> 01:15:40,350
And he didn't answer that, He 
answered. 

1562
01:15:43,070 --> 01:15:45,310
So they called it a touchback, 
officially. 

1563
01:15:46,190 --> 01:15:49,200
Wow, awful rule man. 
Well, I said the Vikings was 

1564
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,120
fundamentally good. 
It's just the turnovers and that

1565
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,240
technically. 
Just that was that was such a 

1566
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,720
Vikings play. 
Yeah, it really was. 

1567
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:59,480
I hate it. 
Oh man, they're actually playing

1568
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,480
the Eagles tough. 
And like, I mean, I remember 

1569
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:06,080
like, obviously a reef. 
I mean, we can sit here and talk

1570
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,800
about all the bad Vikings 
moments of the last powerful 

1571
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,280
long Case Keenum year was fun. 
You had the Minneapolis miracle.

1572
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,680
Then they show up in children. 
Yeah. 

1573
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,960
Had that end, I feel like the 
team that's playing has a role. 

1574
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,880
In that case, Kingdom story. 
Right. 

1575
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:20,840
That's what I'm playing. 
Yeah. 

1576
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,880
So I I think every time I they 
go back to Philly, I'm like, oh 

1577
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,120
man, this isn't gonna go well, 
so. 

1578
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:33,320
Political. 
I think it's because I I do 

1579
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,320
think there's something about 
like kickers and punters where 

1580
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:38,960
they are just generally bored. 
Like Laird was telling us, like 

1581
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:42,360
he with the kickers on the team,
they would just go and use the 

1582
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:45,080
indoor practice facility as a 
chip sing green and they would 

1583
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:48,200
just be like chipping after. 
I think they just have to come 

1584
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,960
up with random hobbies to fill 
the time while everyone else is 

1585
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,320
like watching film. 
Kluwe is like super into like 

1586
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:59,680
Magic the Gathering and and like
Warcraft. 

1587
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,400
I mean, his Twitter handle is at
Chris Warcraft, right? 

1588
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,720
He owns like a comic book store 
in California, right? 

1589
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:11,560
And these are all like things 
that he after he became a 

1590
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,240
professional puncher. 
He's like, I just. 

1591
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:14,620
They don't. 
They don't. 

1592
01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:18,620
A lot. 
It's just like, yeah, because 

1593
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:19,940
you don't want to. 
Like you don't want to injure 

1594
01:17:19,940 --> 01:17:21,140
the leg. 
There's only so many kicks you 

1595
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:24,460
can have in a day. 
So magic the adding. 

1596
01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:31,180
I feel like you just workshopped
your next long form piece on 

1597
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:35,260
Wide Left, and I think it's 
about holders and political 

1598
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:38,300
correlations. 
Success for punters, yeah? 

1599
01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:43,580
I think you did, actually. 
I don't have an editor, so I 

1600
01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:44,740
might as well who's gonna stop 
it? 

1601
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:55,440
We'll read it. 
Sign me up the some of the like 

1602
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:58,600
some of those stories that you 
you guys know John Boyce did 

1603
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,640
like great video work for 
Expedition. 

1604
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,120
He has like that series pretty 
good. 

1605
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,600
I feel like some of your stories
you would just be perfect for 

1606
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:10,000
that format like 20 minute 
YouTube deep dive right there. 

1607
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,440
I need it or you narrating too. 
I got that buttery voice. 

1608
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:14,760
I think it works. 
Think. 

1609
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,560
It works. 
So he did. 

1610
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,200
He did do so. 
It's Dorktown now for Secret 

1611
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:22,400
Base and he did do A7 parter on.
The Vikings and it was amazing. 

1612
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,000
It's incredible. 
I highly recommend I gotta check

1613
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,720
that out. 
So my other team. 

1614
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,760
US Chris Kluwe. 
My other team, Arif Cuz I'm a 

1615
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,960
Seattle guy. 
My other team's. 

1616
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,280
Did you see the Long Mariner 
thing you did as well? 

1617
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:38,040
Yeah, all my teams are good 
enough to get Secret Base. 

1618
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,960
Seven parts here. 
Good enough. 

1619
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,400
That's. 
Exactly. 

1620
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:48,000
Yeah, man, the Vikings are full 
of insane stories. 

1621
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,250
Like. 
So he in the in the 2000s 

1622
01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:53,810
series, like he was like, hey, 
so I'm not going to be able to 

1623
01:18:53,810 --> 01:18:57,930
cover everything that happened 
in 2005, much less the rest of 

1624
01:18:57,930 --> 01:18:59,210
the decade. 
So I'm just going to kind of 

1625
01:18:59,570 --> 01:19:02,570
skip over a lot of the stuff. 
He spent like 20 seconds on Love

1626
01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:06,450
Boat and then he spent like no 
time at like he was like, I'm 

1627
01:19:06,610 --> 01:19:08,850
going to talk about the bike 
ties ticket scalping scandal. 

1628
01:19:08,850 --> 01:19:10,050
I'm going to talk about Love 
Boat. 

1629
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:12,260
And that's it. 
He didn't talk about anything 

1630
01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:16,900
else that happened in 2005. 
Whiz Inator just wasn't be gone.

1631
01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:20,780
It's an insane year. 
In fact, College Humor has. 

1632
01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,620
So I don't know if you're 
familiar with like Raff from 

1633
01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:27,220
College Humor, but they did like
a brief podcast and they they 

1634
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:31,100
bring on like one person every 
every episode from College Humor

1635
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,060
is like, hey, tell me like a 
story that you just want to 

1636
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:34,900
tell. 
And Raff is like, OK, so I'm a 

1637
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,180
Bears fan, but the the best 
season in the history of 

1638
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:39,430
football. 
Is the 2005 Minnesota Vikings 

1639
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:43,230
because it's so stupid and funny
like they trade away Randy Moss,

1640
01:19:43,230 --> 01:19:46,630
they get Troy Williamson and 
that is like 9th on the most 

1641
01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:49,750
interesting things list that 
happened that year, right? 

1642
01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:53,950
Like Fred Smoot gets destroyed 
by Steve Smith, right? 

1643
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:59,270
It just ends his career and and 
Steve Smith does a love boat 

1644
01:19:59,270 --> 01:20:01,950
celebration. 
Like, that was just incredible 

1645
01:20:01,950 --> 01:20:05,260
stuff, man. 
So I highly recommend listening 

1646
01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:07,300
to to Raff talk about the 2005 
Vikings. 

1647
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,500
I don't think anyone tells that 
story. 

1648
01:20:08,580 --> 01:20:10,780
Better the Whiz Inator. 
What was it? 

1649
01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:15,060
Ontario Smith, right? 
Yeah, yeah, it was Ontario 

1650
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,500
Smith. 
Ontario Smith. 

1651
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:19,700
I had a fantasy team name called
the Whiz Inator. 

1652
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:22,380
Like, I mean that was that was 
yeah no it's great. 

1653
01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:24,060
So anyone familiar with the whiz
inator. 

1654
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:27,300
So first of all, this happened 
in the Minneapolis airport 

1655
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:30,150
bathroom. 
A long history of great stories 

1656
01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:37,230
in the Minneapolis area, which, 
by the way, won an award for how

1657
01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:41,670
excellent the bathrooms are. 
A Cintas Customer Service 

1658
01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:46,550
Bathroom Excellence Award. 
I know that because they display

1659
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:52,310
it prominently at the airport. 
They will let you out. 

1660
01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:55,990
But Larry Craig got caught 
there, allegedly cruising. 

1661
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:04,280
But yeah, so Ontario Smith needs
to pass drug tests, I guess for 

1662
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,960
whatever reason. 
Not going to speculate. 

1663
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:11,960
And and you know, to do so often
you have to pee in a cup and 

1664
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:14,840
often you have to do it in front
of somebody, making sure they're

1665
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:19,520
not substituting someone else's 
urine, which pretty common 

1666
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:21,730
tactic. 
So a whizzing. 

1667
01:21:21,970 --> 01:21:26,370
A substitution one one level up.
A whizz inator is a fake penis 

1668
01:21:26,570 --> 01:21:33,210
that you pull out and and and P 
and the fake the urine that 

1669
01:21:33,210 --> 01:21:37,610
you've stored beforehand goes. 
61 Yard field goal was just 

1670
01:21:37,730 --> 01:21:39,170
made. 
With Jake Elliott, nearly so 

1671
01:21:39,170 --> 01:21:40,210
many points. 
Nearly not. 

1672
01:21:40,530 --> 01:21:43,010
It's not like 2 points. 
Actually, my podcast producer I 

1673
01:21:43,010 --> 01:21:45,530
think is Jake Elliott because he
whacked me in the other one of 

1674
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:47,290
these leagues with Jake Elliott.
So. 

1675
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,660
Let's not get distracted. 
I need to hear about this fake 

1676
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:51,420
penis. 
Aretha. 

1677
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:52,620
I guess. 
Let's go back. 

1678
01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:56,900
A fake penis story but yeah you 
you had it's it already has the 

1679
01:21:57,060 --> 01:22:02,380
the the swapped out urine the 
clean urine and and and you just

1680
01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:06,540
you and you got a color match. 
Obviously at the time they sold 

1681
01:22:06,540 --> 01:22:09,860
a bunch of different models for 
color matching, but when they 

1682
01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:12,580
initially released the 
Wysenator, it only came in white

1683
01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:17,560
person, so that was a problem. 
But but by the time Ontario 

1684
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,680
Smith purchased this product, 
they did have one that color 

1685
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:23,440
matched him. 
So but he was caught going 

1686
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:25,400
through the airport with a fake 
penis and the police weren't 

1687
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:29,000
like, oh that's a sex toy. 
They're like, that's for drug 

1688
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,880
tests. 
I mean. 

1689
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,340
That if we want to bring in 
raised, well-rounded children, 

1690
01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:37,780
we're going to need wizz, 
inator, Dicks and all different 

1691
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:38,940
races. 
I think, yeah. 

1692
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,340
I mean, honestly, I mean that's 
this is what Martin Luther King 

1693
01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:42,420
dreamed of. 
Right. 

1694
01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:46,540
This is equality. 
I mean, just fucked up to just 

1695
01:22:46,540 --> 01:22:47,780
only make it for white Dick, 
right? 

1696
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,820
Yeah. 
That's incredibly fucked up. 

1697
01:22:49,820 --> 01:22:52,500
Just like, whatever, like like 
the like when Crayola the 

1698
01:22:52,540 --> 01:22:57,140
Crayons came out, they had one 
flesh colored pencil or crayon 

1699
01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,540
and it was white. 
Yeah, right. 

1700
01:22:58,580 --> 01:23:01,580
You know, yeah, I remember I was
a kid and that that was still 

1701
01:23:01,580 --> 01:23:03,860
like called like Flash or Skin 
or something. 

1702
01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:05,500
And I was like that's not that's
not right. 

1703
01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:13,380
Yeah, I'm like looking like 
Sienna thinking am I firm is 

1704
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:17,380
that? 
Oh my goodness. 

1705
01:23:18,260 --> 01:23:19,660
Arif, we're we're gonna have to 
have you. 

1706
01:23:19,740 --> 01:23:21,780
Does Minnesota have any other 
Thursday night games? 

1707
01:23:21,780 --> 01:23:24,420
Not that we only have to have 
you on Thursday night, but I do 

1708
01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:27,260
like you're Minnesota Jackson. 
Do we? 

1709
01:23:27,790 --> 01:23:30,390
Does Minnesota have any? 
I don't think so. 

1710
01:23:30,430 --> 01:23:32,630
We're going to figure out a way 
to get crazy flexing rules this 

1711
01:23:32,670 --> 01:23:34,670
year. 
So yeah, Minnesota gets good. 

1712
01:23:34,670 --> 01:23:36,590
At any point, maybe they'll 
they'll move them. 

1713
01:23:37,190 --> 01:23:40,990
Well, we're going to flex you 
back into a ship cast party 

1714
01:23:41,830 --> 01:23:44,110
because you brought the heat. 
Let people know wide left. 

1715
01:23:44,110 --> 01:23:47,350
I will include the link in the 
show notes and drop it here. 

1716
01:23:47,350 --> 01:23:50,630
Anything else you want the 
people to know about here before

1717
01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:52,750
we send you off with a beautiful
kicker clip? 

1718
01:23:54,580 --> 01:23:56,300
No. 
You can follow me at a reef on 

1719
01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:59,860
NFL on Twitter or X whatever you
want to call it at a reef MSN on

1720
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:02,420
Instagram slash threads in case 
I use that at some point. 

1721
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:06,380
A reef dot beastguy dot social 
on bluesky but mostly wide left 

1722
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,620
post substack.com. 
Subscribe, give me money. 

1723
01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:11,020
I love food. 
So. 

1724
01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:12,860
Yes, please. 
And I mean. 

1725
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:15,880
If you you know how they do that
Twitter thing where they're 

1726
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:18,720
like, hey, if we get 1000 
retweets, we'll keep making this

1727
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,800
thing bigger. 
A Reef promised us when he hits 

1728
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:23,680
certain substacks, subscriber 
milestones, his mic will 

1729
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,960
actually get bigger. 
So by the next time he comes on 

1730
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,200
the show, we won't even be able 
to see his face. 

1731
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:29,720
He'll just be peeking over the 
mic. 

1732
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:38,800
It's like Wilson, Here's a 
throwback. 

1733
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,620
All right. 
Without further ado, here we are

1734
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:46,380
gonna play a reef off with one 
of our most favorite clips 

1735
01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:48,580
around here. 
It feels very after Pro right 

1736
01:24:48,580 --> 01:25:44,530
now. 
Oh man, a reef was awesome. 

1737
01:25:45,490 --> 01:25:48,050
Thank you so much a reef for 
swinging by. 

1738
01:25:48,050 --> 01:25:50,610
Just dropped his sub stack in 
the chat again. 

1739
01:25:50,610 --> 01:25:54,210
It's wide left 
post.substack.com. 

1740
01:25:55,010 --> 01:25:57,710
God. 
Get him back on here soon. 

1741
01:25:57,750 --> 01:26:00,550
That was always just a pleasure.
That was incredible. 

1742
01:26:00,950 --> 01:26:02,830
But guys we got, we got short 
time. 

1743
01:26:03,070 --> 01:26:06,670
We gotta we gotta cuz I mean 
look I'm checking what we got 

1744
01:26:06,670 --> 01:26:09,150
going. 
TJ Hawkinson's looking good. 

1745
01:26:09,350 --> 01:26:11,950
DE Andre Swift's looking good. 
The past attempts for Cousins 

1746
01:26:11,950 --> 01:26:14,350
maybe not looking great. 
Alexander Madison under looking 

1747
01:26:14,350 --> 01:26:15,350
great. 
A.J. 

1748
01:26:15,350 --> 01:26:18,430
Brown. 
If this game speeds up a little,

1749
01:26:18,430 --> 01:26:20,350
we should be OK for. 
Cousins, we should be in good 

1750
01:26:20,350 --> 01:26:22,670
shape, but. 
Let's get another thing going. 

1751
01:26:22,670 --> 01:26:25,790
What are we thinking the 
second-half Scott to to hold for

1752
01:26:25,790 --> 01:26:27,510
us here. 
What do they got on Boston 

1753
01:26:27,510 --> 01:26:29,870
Scott? 
Because I like Boston Scott over

1754
01:26:29,870 --> 01:26:31,470
rush attempts. 
God, I like. 

1755
01:26:31,470 --> 01:26:34,550
That that seems like a nice call
there 8 1/2 rush attempt. 

1756
01:26:34,550 --> 01:26:39,510
This is for the entire. 
Game Give us that. 

1757
01:26:39,670 --> 01:26:42,030
Like immediately. 
Yeah, we're going to throw that 

1758
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:42,950
in. 
Love that. 

1759
01:26:44,270 --> 01:26:47,790
Yeah, what else? 
Devante Smith. 

1760
01:26:47,790 --> 01:26:52,750
Only 25 1/2 more. 
In on that, I don't know. 

1761
01:26:53,150 --> 01:26:56,750
Are they winning? 
Yeah, they are because of the 

1762
01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:59,190
the. 
But it's like, it's one catch. 

1763
01:27:02,030 --> 01:27:06,590
Let's see here anything with 
Minnesota that we like. 

1764
01:27:06,590 --> 01:27:09,030
That's a big number for 
Jefferson, but they're going to 

1765
01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:11,070
have to throw. 
I love our closing line value on

1766
01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:13,230
Madison here his lines down to 
30 1/2. 

1767
01:27:13,230 --> 01:27:15,030
Right now. 
Yeah. 

1768
01:27:15,030 --> 01:27:17,590
And cuz past attempts are 
actually higher than when we 

1769
01:27:17,590 --> 01:27:19,070
took them. 
So yeah, that's, that's 

1770
01:27:19,070 --> 01:27:19,670
interesting. 
Good. 

1771
01:27:19,950 --> 01:27:21,270
That's good. 
No, no, no. 

1772
01:27:21,270 --> 01:27:23,030
This is, this is for the full 
game, right? 

1773
01:27:23,030 --> 01:27:25,790
27, 1/2, We have it at 38. 
Oh, completions. 

1774
01:27:25,790 --> 01:27:26,670
Completions, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1775
01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:30,350
Temps right above it 38 Now what
about Hertz training with Hertz?

1776
01:27:32,110 --> 01:27:36,310
Hertz we have to get at least 
one on Minnesota side in to to 

1777
01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:38,590
make the entry valid. 
So we have one on each side. 

1778
01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:43,760
Okay. 
What about Hawk just has 

1779
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,240
receiving yards I don't really 
want? 

1780
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:48,720
That's a that's kind of a fat 
number there needing another 30.

1781
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:54,400
Could we take let's? 
See do you the Osborne only 

1782
01:27:54,400 --> 01:28:01,160
needs 17 more yards. 
Addison needs 24 more yards. 

1783
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:05,960
It's all. 
The yards on the receiver we are

1784
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:07,160
going to use. 
The cousins. 

1785
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,680
The Cousins free square, by the 
way. 

1786
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:09,880
They Oh, yeah, Let's use the 
cousin. 

1787
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,760
Yeah, Yep. 
We got that one in there. 

1788
01:28:15,150 --> 01:28:20,630
And then, I mean, I think we 
just take the Jefferson over, 

1789
01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:23,750
oh, oh, we what about a J Brown?
We do it over yards on him and 

1790
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:28,670
he only needs like he's just 17.
Yeah, I mean, it does. 

1791
01:28:28,670 --> 01:28:30,910
It definitely correlates with 
our other bet. 

1792
01:28:31,230 --> 01:28:33,030
Or I don't know if you want this
more as a hedge. 

1793
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:35,950
No, wouldn't be a hedge would 
be. 

1794
01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:38,390
I like the swift rush attempt 
over. 

1795
01:28:38,390 --> 01:28:41,230
Had 12 in the first half, 18 1/2
for the game. 

1796
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,030
We did just also take the rush 
attempt over on Scott. 

1797
01:28:44,030 --> 01:28:45,470
So that actually does make a lot
of sense. 

1798
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:48,470
Yeah, I think that's sort of 
we're betting they kind of we 

1799
01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:50,310
don't want to do that. 
Together, look at this Jake 

1800
01:28:50,310 --> 01:28:52,310
Elliott line. 10 1/2 kicker 
points. 

1801
01:28:53,950 --> 01:28:55,950
How is he? 
Is he at more than four right 

1802
01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:57,310
now? 
Yeah, he doesn't currently have 

1803
01:28:57,310 --> 01:28:58,070
4:00. 
That's wrong. 

1804
01:28:58,430 --> 01:29:02,310
He's made two fields, I think. 
I think the A J Brown over 43 

1805
01:29:02,310 --> 01:29:03,350
1/2 are seating guards for the 
game. 

1806
01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:05,390
Wait, no, Elliott might be a 
miss. 

1807
01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:07,780
They they have not updated his 
last field goal. 

1808
01:29:07,780 --> 01:29:10,540
You could give the overall the 
tenant after kicking points and 

1809
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:14,140
because he has two kicks made, 
OK, let's he's got at least 7. 

1810
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:16,060
Are we gonna are we gonna try to
sneak this one in here? 

1811
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:19,100
I think we gotta, we gotta get 
this one by the goalie for sure.

1812
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,700
All right. 
Are we gonna try to get one more

1813
01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:23,100
in here? 
I would throw the A.J. 

1814
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:26,660
Brown on there, but oh, is a 
missed field goal, negative 

1815
01:29:26,660 --> 01:29:28,940
points, Anthony says. 
Elliott missed 1 field goal. 

1816
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,140
It can't be that many missed 
points. 

1817
01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,540
It can't be that he's made two 
field goals and an extra point 

1818
01:29:33,540 --> 01:29:37,340
and missed a field goal. 
Oh, negative 50 that. 

1819
01:29:37,340 --> 01:29:38,740
That's right. 
It is -50 for. 

1820
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:39,460
The month. 
Oh shit. 

1821
01:29:39,460 --> 01:29:41,100
They just took the Boston Scott 
off Come. 

1822
01:29:41,580 --> 01:29:46,620
On you gotta move quicker. 
You gotta move quicker. 

1823
01:29:48,060 --> 01:29:49,980
That one was. 
Are they watching our stream? 

1824
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,060
We could. 
Do you think, do we think 

1825
01:29:53,060 --> 01:29:55,180
Boston's guy gets more than 60? 
Well, yeah, yeah. 

1826
01:29:55,260 --> 01:29:56,420
Take the yards. 
Take the yards. 

1827
01:29:56,420 --> 01:30:00,460
He only needs like 17 yards. 
Yeah, I'm in on that. 

1828
01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:03,260
They've been running 
effectively, yeah. 

1829
01:30:06,170 --> 01:30:10,290
Yes, Joe, do you fire A3? 
Yeah, you want to fire A3 here. 

1830
01:30:10,290 --> 01:30:12,410
Don't do the kicker one, because
I don't even know if we. 

1831
01:30:12,610 --> 01:30:15,970
I The kicker one's out. 
We got Boston, Scott, Devante, 

1832
01:30:15,970 --> 01:30:19,850
Smith and Kirk. 
Cousins, he definitely has 2 

1833
01:30:19,850 --> 01:30:24,010
field goals and an extra point. 
He's got to be hiring. 

1834
01:30:24,090 --> 01:30:26,370
Alright, throw throw that in. 
Throw that out, I think. 

1835
01:30:26,370 --> 01:30:29,090
That's you're definitely got 7 
points here in the box score. 

1836
01:30:29,570 --> 01:30:32,890
Do it, do it, do it quicker. 
All right. 

1837
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:34,040
Can I get you? 
Yeah. 

1838
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,440
Don't hit your prime. 
Let's get to 20. 

1839
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:36,400
Let's do it, yeah. 
All right. 

1840
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:37,520
Fire. 
Fire it. 

1841
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,280
All right. 
We do it 100 here. 100, let's 

1842
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,640
go. 
Well, I think the Max is 10 

1843
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:43,520
with. 
The I've hit. 

1844
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:44,640
Oh, it's Max. 
It's Max. 

1845
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,280
Ten with the special. 
Oh cuz with the cousins with the

1846
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:50,120
promo. 
It's the promo. 

1847
01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,200
Yeah, we gotta get. 
Cousins out. 

1848
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,000
We gotta get cousins out and do 
a better one. 

1849
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:57,960
Yeah, do do take cousins out and
throw in the throw in the real 

1850
01:30:57,960 --> 01:30:59,560
one. 
Right. 

1851
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,280
Hang on. 
I'm, I am. 

1852
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:04,200
I just tossed that one in the 
chat if you want to tail us with

1853
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:08,160
the promo and then I'll rebuild 
this without Cousins. 

1854
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:12,560
But we need a different Vikings.
I say we just go Jefferson over.

1855
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,600
He's going to, dude, he fumbled 
right before half. 

1856
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:17,640
He's going to go over. 
Instead, he's about to go over. 

1857
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:22,080
Jefferson over, though, it just 
bumped to 109.5. 

1858
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:22,600
That's a. 
Lot. 

1859
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:24,960
I don't care. 
He's going to have 700 yards in 

1860
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:25,480
the second-half. 
I. 

1861
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:27,240
Don't. 
Care. 

1862
01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:29,100
I. 
Don't care. 

1863
01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:34,420
Let's just do. 50 All right, 
there you go. 

1864
01:31:34,420 --> 01:31:38,660
This is if you ever wanted 
testimonials on why this is a 

1865
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:40,180
good bet, it's. 
I don't care. 

1866
01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:41,660
There you go. 
Just drop we. 

1867
01:31:42,180 --> 01:31:45,380
Just took 5 overs, 3 receivers 
and a run. 

1868
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:50,260
I'm running back. 
Yeah, I also. 

1869
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:56,500
So later in the show I'm gonna 
share a link to a Google form. 

1870
01:31:57,010 --> 01:32:00,450
And we haven't got a chance to 
set this up yet, but. 

1871
01:32:00,810 --> 01:32:03,890
Our core I just saw the private 
chat. 

1872
01:32:03,930 --> 01:32:06,250
Or you saw the private chat, 
too, you know? 

1873
01:32:06,450 --> 01:32:09,570
My God, about the clip. 
I want to know his response. 

1874
01:32:09,770 --> 01:32:11,330
Yeah, I was disappointed we 
weren't going to see his. 

1875
01:32:11,330 --> 01:32:12,930
Reaction But then. 
The private chat, he wrote. 

1876
01:32:12,930 --> 01:32:14,970
My God, private chat. 
Yeah, sorry. 

1877
01:32:16,170 --> 01:32:18,010
No, I was explaining. 
So one of the way. 

1878
01:32:18,010 --> 01:32:19,690
So tonight we are going to have 
the giveaway. 

1879
01:32:19,690 --> 01:32:22,970
We did that on social. 
We're going to be given $100 in 

1880
01:32:22,970 --> 01:32:25,890
underdog credits to one of you 
guys who quote retweeted that. 

1881
01:32:25,890 --> 01:32:27,970
So we'll do that drawing. 
Probably in the fourth quarter. 

1882
01:32:28,170 --> 01:32:32,090
But the other giveaway that 
we're going to have going weekly

1883
01:32:32,410 --> 01:32:38,530
is if we hit our main pick 'em 
entry, which is our three pick 

1884
01:32:38,730 --> 01:32:43,010
entry that we initially shared, 
we're going to give $100 out to 

1885
01:32:43,010 --> 01:32:45,250
someone who fills out the form 
that we're going to share here 

1886
01:32:45,250 --> 01:32:47,930
shortly. 
Now if we don't hit our pick 'em

1887
01:32:47,930 --> 01:32:51,690
entry, that prize is going to 
roll over to the subsequent 

1888
01:32:51,690 --> 01:32:54,190
week. 
So at the very least, we are 

1889
01:32:54,190 --> 01:32:56,710
always going to be giving away 
that prize money. 

1890
01:32:56,710 --> 01:32:59,190
It's just whether that comes in 
individual bites. 

1891
01:32:59,350 --> 01:33:01,430
If it's coming in individual 
drips, guys, it means we are 

1892
01:33:01,430 --> 01:33:06,150
absolutely crushing our pickups.
Otherwise it will roll over each

1893
01:33:06,150 --> 01:33:09,470
week and all we're going to need
from you guys is your underdog 

1894
01:33:09,470 --> 01:33:12,750
username and your YouTube 
username so we can do the 

1895
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:15,750
drawings the subsequent week. 
So later in the show I will 

1896
01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:18,260
share that form. 
And and we will get the 

1897
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:19,820
giveaways going. 
We'll get some other stuff going

1898
01:33:19,820 --> 01:33:21,020
too. 
We'll get some merch giveaways. 

1899
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:24,060
You guys want some Tumblr 
glasses, but we'll we'll have 

1900
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:26,900
some fun stuff planned this 
year. 

1901
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:28,940
But I think we, I think we got 
our action in here for the 

1902
01:33:28,940 --> 01:33:30,740
second-half guys. 
I think we're good for the 

1903
01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:34,660
second-half, Pete also told me 
if we hit the five spot, I have 

1904
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:36,380
to put the helmet on. 
I I. 

1905
01:33:36,460 --> 01:33:38,420
Did tell you that. 
I'll commend to that. 

1906
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:42,020
I'll commend to that, yes. 
Not financial advice. 

1907
01:33:42,020 --> 01:33:46,060
Do your own research. 
If any time we say fuck it, toss

1908
01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:49,660
that guy into the picamentry, it
probably means proceed with some

1909
01:33:49,660 --> 01:33:54,380
caution. 700 yards in the 
second-half and we can't figure 

1910
01:33:54,380 --> 01:33:56,100
out how many points a kicker has
scored. 

1911
01:33:56,100 --> 01:33:59,540
That is a sign that maybe, you 
know, yeah, you might want to 

1912
01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:01,790
look into stuff on your own. 
You know what? 

1913
01:34:02,030 --> 01:34:04,750
Pat isn't funding this. 
This is our friends at Underdog 

1914
01:34:04,790 --> 01:34:08,070
who are who are funding our our 
giveaways here. 

1915
01:34:08,150 --> 01:34:11,670
Pat spent all of his disposable 
income on pizza in Vegas. 

1916
01:34:11,670 --> 01:34:13,190
He has no more. 
Just couldn't let me have that 

1917
01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:15,230
clout. 
You just had to correct the 

1918
01:34:15,230 --> 01:34:18,470
chat. 
Our benefactor here, no. 

1919
01:34:18,550 --> 01:34:20,150
Yeah. 
Get out of here. 

1920
01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:23,390
No shout out to Underdog for 
making these Thursday Night 

1921
01:34:23,390 --> 01:34:27,910
Football Watch parties happen. 
We appreciate them letting us. 

1922
01:34:28,290 --> 01:34:30,170
Come on these airwaves and drink
and talk. 

1923
01:34:30,170 --> 01:34:36,570
Kickers and punters and squats. 
Our five pick is looking great. 

1924
01:34:36,690 --> 01:34:38,650
We got to get a J. 
Brown in the end zone and we 

1925
01:34:38,730 --> 01:34:39,290
need a J. 
Brown. 

1926
01:34:39,330 --> 01:34:45,530
Swift, Madison and Hawkinson are
all looking really, really good.

1927
01:34:46,010 --> 01:34:48,250
This is the new one we just did 
at halftime. 

1928
01:34:48,290 --> 01:34:51,810
Oh yeah, you're right. 
Sorry, the initial five pick we 

1929
01:34:51,810 --> 01:34:54,970
have Madison under. 
It looks fantastic, right? 

1930
01:34:54,970 --> 01:34:57,530
They're behind and he's not even
close to that number. 

1931
01:34:58,110 --> 01:35:00,870
You have Hawkinson at 4 
receptions trying to get over 5.

1932
01:35:01,190 --> 01:35:05,830
You got Swift at 7.3 fancy 
points, trying to get over 7.95.

1933
01:35:06,110 --> 01:35:09,790
Those all feel locked in. 
We just got to get 10 points out

1934
01:35:09,790 --> 01:35:11,310
of A.J. 
Brown in the second-half. 

1935
01:35:11,310 --> 01:35:14,470
That's the big one. 
Cousins past attempts are also 

1936
01:35:15,070 --> 01:35:18,150
in the balance, but we just 
thought half time the line is 

1937
01:35:18,150 --> 01:35:21,830
still like right where we took 
it at, so they obviously expect 

1938
01:35:21,830 --> 01:35:24,980
apologies to us on. 
The Vikings, nations, my 

1939
01:35:24,980 --> 01:35:27,900
brother, anyone who roots for 
the Vikings, Jefferson fans. 

1940
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:30,740
But that that touchback. 
Was pretty great for us. 

1941
01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:32,620
Yeah, touchback. 
Was. 

1942
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:37,020
Yeah, and a J Brown touchdown, 
like quick touchdown is the nuts

1943
01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:38,940
for us, right? 
Get the ball right back to 

1944
01:35:38,940 --> 01:35:40,340
Minnesota. 
Force that. 

1945
01:35:40,340 --> 01:35:42,620
They're actually kicking off, 
though, so hopefully Minnesota 

1946
01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:47,020
comes out throwing, yeah. 
We need to get Hawkinson over. 

1947
01:35:47,020 --> 01:35:49,620
We need to get Cousins of pass. 
As long as they pass, we're 

1948
01:35:49,620 --> 01:35:51,220
good, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1949
01:35:53,070 --> 01:35:56,110
We're also going to have 
Stephanie swinging by here in a 

1950
01:35:56,110 --> 01:35:59,270
second. 
I see some questions in the chat

1951
01:35:59,270 --> 01:36:04,070
about Puka and Burning Fab. 
So we're going to have Stephanie

1952
01:36:04,070 --> 01:36:09,670
come by and give us a little 
recap of how our waiver run went

1953
01:36:09,670 --> 01:36:12,630
last night because I know some 
of you are in just insatiable 

1954
01:36:12,830 --> 01:36:15,590
for those waiver bid content 
here. 

1955
01:36:15,630 --> 01:36:19,510
And Stephanie did a great job 
leading our waivers yesterday. 

1956
01:36:22,710 --> 01:36:25,350
She really wow. 
Like hit it out of the. 

1957
01:36:25,350 --> 01:36:26,990
Park all in Boots One. 
Yeah. 

1958
01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:28,990
No, it was. 
He was awesome. 

1959
01:36:29,070 --> 01:36:32,150
Yes. 
I was amazed cuz I was like, 

1960
01:36:32,150 --> 01:36:34,350
well we're gonna like we got 
someone to help us with waivers,

1961
01:36:34,350 --> 01:36:36,950
but we're gonna have to like get
on the same page. 

1962
01:36:36,950 --> 01:36:39,990
But. 
Dude, crushed. 

1963
01:36:39,990 --> 01:36:45,870
It's been yes. 
And I believe we didn't start 

1964
01:36:45,870 --> 01:36:47,560
Penny anywhere, right? 
Did we? 

1965
01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:49,640
Do we? 
Did in one spot where we had to.

1966
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:52,360
Our stat chasing team is 
starting Petty and Justice Hills

1967
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:55,200
like we do. 
You're right. 

1968
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:57,720
There was a no bubble. 
That's bad. 

1969
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,080
That's very bad. 
Well, if A.J. 

1970
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:02,520
Brown scores a. 
Touchdown scores. 

1971
01:37:02,840 --> 01:37:04,600
AJ Brown's the only way This is 
good. 

1972
01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:10,160
Well, that's what we need. 
At least it wasn't. 

1973
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:14,840
I was tilting so hard on on 
Sunday because I had this really

1974
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:18,300
nice DFS team. 
Going in and I had a stack. 

1975
01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:21,380
I had the Eagle sack and then 
they immediately had that. 

1976
01:37:22,220 --> 01:37:24,340
Was it a punt return touchdown 
or whatever, just like the 

1977
01:37:24,340 --> 01:37:26,860
special teams touchdown. 
That like flips the script 

1978
01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:29,020
against what you need and it 
just it kills. 

1979
01:37:29,420 --> 01:37:31,860
It kills. 
Thank you, Sean. 

1980
01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:34,060
We just don't know. 
This could, this could really be

1981
01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:37,420
referring to anything, like a 
lot of things that we don't 

1982
01:37:37,420 --> 01:37:39,180
know. 
But I appreciate you, Sean. 

1983
01:37:40,180 --> 01:37:41,740
It's it's a lot nicer when you 
tell us. 

1984
01:37:41,740 --> 01:37:43,340
We don't know when you attach 
20. 

1985
01:37:43,620 --> 01:37:45,100
Yeah. 
Then I just think you're. 

1986
01:37:45,460 --> 01:37:47,780
I mean you could be meaning that
the meanest way possible. 

1987
01:37:47,780 --> 01:37:50,620
But you know I think. 
I think probably he means we 

1988
01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:52,700
don't know ball that's got 
that's gotta be it. 

1989
01:37:53,980 --> 01:37:56,420
Swift. 
Swift TD is kind of cool. 

1990
01:37:56,420 --> 01:37:56,860
What? 
No. 

1991
01:37:56,860 --> 01:37:59,460
He was pushy. 
Pushy. 

1992
01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,500
I'm gonna lose. 
No, no. 

1993
01:38:02,340 --> 01:38:07,100
We need this for season law. 
No, this is a Swift TD. 

1994
01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:12,950
No, you have Swifty lost out. 
Oh my God, he was nodded. 

1995
01:38:12,950 --> 01:38:16,870
He was down. 
He was down. 

1996
01:38:17,350 --> 01:38:22,270
Come on Swift dude. 
No, I hate the tushy pushy. 

1997
01:38:22,350 --> 01:38:24,590
I hate it. 
I hate it. 

1998
01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:27,150
Why do you say tushy Pushy. 
Isn't it just tush? 

1999
01:38:28,470 --> 01:38:29,590
I call it the. 
Tushy, pushy. 

2000
01:38:29,630 --> 01:38:40,360
I have a nine month old Pat. 
Steph, we just watched the 

2001
01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:41,280
Tushy. 
Pushy. 

2002
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:49,320
Are you there, Stephanie? 
I think so. 

2003
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:51,800
Can you hear? 
Me, we, we got you. 

2004
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,320
We got you. 
It is, of course, Steph Miller, 

2005
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:59,800
the Waiver Queen, the writer of 
the terrific new newsletter and 

2006
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:02,680
weekly roundup. 
Fabulous. 

2007
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:04,520
Steph, how are you doing 
tonight? 

2008
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:11,180
Something is really going on 
with my sound. 

2009
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:14,620
I heard 50 echoes. 
Uh oh, here. 

2010
01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:17,780
What do you have? 
Do you have headphones that 

2011
01:39:17,780 --> 01:39:23,460
might help? 
I'll just keep saying tushy, 

2012
01:39:23,460 --> 01:39:27,380
pushy until you figure it out. 
Tushy pushy. 

2013
01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:31,420
Pushy, pushy, pushy. 
Pushy. 

2014
01:39:32,260 --> 01:39:37,140
All right, well Steph, why Ben 
refreshes his drink while Steph 

2015
01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:43,500
refreshes her audio setup? 
Pat, when is when is the 

2016
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:45,500
walkthrough dropping for for 
people? 

2017
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:47,540
When they refresh their their 
their feeds. 

2018
01:39:48,100 --> 01:39:49,420
What? 
Let me see if you have any 

2019
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:50,140
advice. 
I wanna. 

2020
01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:56,540
So I'm gonna get it done like 
probably by 11:00 Pacific Time 

2021
01:39:57,140 --> 01:39:59,740
maybe. 
Maybe midnight and then yeah, I 

2022
01:39:59,780 --> 01:40:01,960
would. 
I would say is literally as 

2023
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:04,160
early as you can get it out. 
Like throw it out and you should

2024
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:07,200
get it out, throw it out, Yeah. 
I don't think there's a GTO time

2025
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:10,520
just because people want to 
consume that for getting ready. 

2026
01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:13,120
For the week, I'm literally 
wait, I want to read it right 

2027
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:14,840
now. 
If you send it right now, I'll 

2028
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:16,160
leave the stream. 
I will. 

2029
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:18,040
I'll publish it as soon. 
As it's ready and I'll put it on

2030
01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:18,960
the. 
View as soon as it's ready. 

2031
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:20,680
You said it was ready and then 
you're like, yeah, cuz these 

2032
01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:23,760
like puka things come up. 
My my answer to that would be 

2033
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:26,180
like. 
You should just send it and then

2034
01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:28,940
you don't have to make the edits
because it's already out. 

2035
01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:31,340
No, I trust me dude. 
That is the plan. 

2036
01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:35,780
It's just that if I am still 
like writing it, like I'm not 

2037
01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:40,060
writing right, I'm editing it. 
And so, like, I was annoyed with

2038
01:40:40,060 --> 01:40:42,900
the Puku one because I had just 
recorded the Rams and then I 

2039
01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:45,340
recorded another game and I had 
to like go find the Rams thing 

2040
01:40:45,340 --> 01:40:48,740
and like re record it. 
This is, we don't record it when

2041
01:40:48,740 --> 01:40:52,900
it's several 1000 words long. 
It's part of the perk of being a

2042
01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:55,080
member, dude. 
You can listen to it for free. 

2043
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:58,760
Dude, you serviced the audio 
listeners better than anyone. 

2044
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,520
I am gonna put it on the free 
podcast until like there's a 

2045
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:07,480
free preview part of it. 
I'm gonna put that section on 

2046
01:41:07,480 --> 01:41:10,200
the free podcast feed as a 
little teaser. 

2047
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:11,760
Everything. 
You know, marketing, bro. 

2048
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:14,760
You know, marketing. 
I also would just want it. 

2049
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:19,250
So our guy Tyler, the the king 
of Super Chats, he's in Mexico 

2050
01:41:19,250 --> 01:41:23,010
right now and clearly the Mexico
Wi-Fi is struggling because it 

2051
01:41:23,010 --> 01:41:25,010
accidentally pushed through 
twice. 

2052
01:41:25,210 --> 01:41:27,410
So Mexico conspiring for him to 
see. 

2053
01:41:35,090 --> 01:41:37,290
That reminds me. 
So it was like back in high 

2054
01:41:37,290 --> 01:41:40,850
school, I did not have a 
smartphone at this time. 

2055
01:41:40,850 --> 01:41:44,050
This would have been like 2004. 
I had a flip phone, but one of 

2056
01:41:44,050 --> 01:41:46,290
my buddies was like the first in
our friend group that got a 

2057
01:41:46,290 --> 01:41:50,140
smartphone that had like the 
Internet on it, and he went on a

2058
01:41:50,180 --> 01:41:54,100
trip to Mexico with his family. 
And he was just like using the 

2059
01:41:54,140 --> 01:41:57,260
Internet and he got grounded for
like 3 months because his 

2060
01:41:57,260 --> 01:42:00,420
parents came back and he had 
like a $3000 phone bill. 

2061
01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:03,380
And like, you know, this is like
right when smartphones are first

2062
01:42:03,380 --> 01:42:04,260
out. 
He's just like, yeah, dude, I'm 

2063
01:42:04,260 --> 01:42:06,820
just surfing the net. 
Mexico the whole time. 

2064
01:42:10,720 --> 01:42:13,480
Oh man, Mexico. 
Why I even I remember it too, 

2065
01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:16,000
when you'd go to like an 
Internet cafe, like back before.

2066
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,920
I even had like a laptop when I 
went on a trip with my parents. 

2067
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:22,320
And you know, they they they 
charge you like 999 an hour to 

2068
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:25,320
go, use the Internet at the 
fucking hotel gift shop. 

2069
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:27,160
They get you down in Mexico, 
man. 

2070
01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:29,080
Could you imagine being like, 
our parents? 

2071
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:32,920
Like, think about the OK, it's 
like the Internet revolution. 

2072
01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:35,520
Like all the sudden, like, 
there's you got a computer, you 

2073
01:42:35,520 --> 01:42:37,360
got Internet. 
You're like figuring out, like, 

2074
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:40,260
all this stuff. 
And then like you also have to 

2075
01:42:40,260 --> 01:42:45,660
deal with like 13 year old boys 
now also have access to the 

2076
01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:48,980
Internet. 
This seems it would be a real. 

2077
01:42:48,980 --> 01:42:53,340
It would be a real shift. 
It really would. 

2078
01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:58,100
You know guys, the Vikings on 
1st down just threw to Alexander

2079
01:42:58,100 --> 01:43:02,260
Madison for a completion and 
about a six yard loss, which is 

2080
01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:03,590
really good. 
For us, that's. 

2081
01:43:04,190 --> 01:43:07,430
What? 
What we need is a surgical Kirk 

2082
01:43:07,430 --> 01:43:09,830
Cousins drive here. 
Just a bunch of three do. 

2083
01:43:09,870 --> 01:43:11,950
Need them to score 3 yard 
passes. 

2084
01:43:12,790 --> 01:43:15,910
They're gonna keep throwing. 
I mean, we know they're gonna 

2085
01:43:15,910 --> 01:43:17,950
keep throwing, but we need the 
drives to stay alive. 

2086
01:43:18,390 --> 01:43:21,110
That is true, man. 
Quit throwing to Madison, 

2087
01:43:21,110 --> 01:43:22,270
though. 
That's not how you're gonna get 

2088
01:43:22,270 --> 01:43:23,350
you know what? 
You're right. 

2089
01:43:23,470 --> 01:43:29,750
I think I take it back. 
The five yard loss is. 

2090
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:36,400
Is actually not good because 
they're not going to move the 

2091
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:37,600
ball. 
They're third and 15 now. 

2092
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:43,000
Yeah. 
All right, Stephanie, take two. 

2093
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:49,350
Do we got you this time? 
Uh, oh, it's it's all right, 

2094
01:43:49,350 --> 01:43:54,110
Steph, you're Steph. 
Pat, it took, it took Pat like 

2095
01:43:54,110 --> 01:43:56,710
four years in moving to San 
Diego to figure out his audio 

2096
01:43:56,710 --> 01:43:58,190
setup. 
So you're you're completely 

2097
01:43:58,190 --> 01:43:59,390
fine. 
It's good now I don't even know 

2098
01:43:59,390 --> 01:44:02,230
what. 
It's OK, Stephanie. 

2099
01:44:02,230 --> 01:44:06,430
We will do some tech lording and
we will, we will huddle and 

2100
01:44:06,430 --> 01:44:10,510
we'll we'll figure this out here
for for future weeks if if we 

2101
01:44:10,510 --> 01:44:16,410
can't get this figured out here.
But meanwhile, the Vikings are 

2102
01:44:16,450 --> 01:44:18,410
going for and out here. 
Great. 

2103
01:44:18,810 --> 01:44:32,650
Yeah, they're punting, man. 
It's almost like checkdowns to 

2104
01:44:32,650 --> 01:44:35,530
Alexander Madison aren't the 
best way to move the football. 

2105
01:44:35,530 --> 01:44:47,670
They're not GTO, I don't think. 
Man. 

2106
01:44:47,910 --> 01:44:54,930
I think so. 
It's just. 

2107
01:44:55,010 --> 01:44:56,610
Echoing for stuff. 
That's the wow. 

2108
01:44:57,050 --> 01:45:02,570
Nathan knows ball guys. 
I apologize for saying Scream 

2109
01:45:02,810 --> 01:45:05,330
checked out to Alexander Matt. 
I applaud guys. 

2110
01:45:05,730 --> 01:45:08,530
It was a check down. 
I need to make an edit to my 

2111
01:45:08,530 --> 01:45:11,350
previous comment. 
It was the screen. 

2112
01:45:11,350 --> 01:45:14,310
You just said it wrong again. 
The second one wasn't check 

2113
01:45:14,310 --> 01:45:17,190
down. 
The first one I think might have

2114
01:45:17,190 --> 01:45:20,270
been a screen, but the second 
one actually wasn't check down. 

2115
01:45:20,270 --> 01:45:23,910
So yeah, no, I mean Nathan. 
He's going to Brown here. 

2116
01:45:23,910 --> 01:45:24,750
Go to Brown. 
Come on. 

2117
01:45:25,430 --> 01:45:30,470
You're correcting. 
I thought he was gonna throw 

2118
01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:31,510
Brown. 
I was excited. 

2119
01:45:31,710 --> 01:45:40,660
It didn't go well. 
We gotta get. 

2120
01:45:40,660 --> 01:45:43,220
Yeah, I mean, look, they dropped
back to pass there. 

2121
01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:48,180
We gotta get them pushing this 
down the field. 

2122
01:45:51,340 --> 01:45:52,860
Wait, what do we need? 
We need A.J. 

2123
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:55,780
Brown the most. 
Our halftime bet is our bet. 

2124
01:45:55,780 --> 01:45:57,460
We need A.J. 
Brown because A.J. 

2125
01:45:57,460 --> 01:46:02,020
Brown is, like, the least likely
to hit at this point. 

2126
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:04,300
Yes, right. 
So we need it to hit. 

2127
01:46:04,740 --> 01:46:07,500
Like, that's the by the way, 
DeAndre Swift did officially hit

2128
01:46:07,540 --> 01:46:10,580
even though he didn't score 8 
fantasy points, he's cleared by 

2129
01:46:10,580 --> 01:46:14,020
.05 fantasy points. 
Wanted that for. 

2130
01:46:14,060 --> 01:46:17,220
Our. 
All of our season long bags we 

2131
01:46:17,260 --> 01:46:24,100
started a lot of DeAndre Swift. 
Yeah, Gretch, I will say you 

2132
01:46:24,100 --> 01:46:26,740
were. 
You were talking about this this

2133
01:46:26,740 --> 01:46:31,260
summer and then then ESPN's 
writing think pieces about the 

2134
01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:33,700
deep ball being dead. 
You were ahead of the curve 

2135
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:35,890
here, man. 
I've been writing about it since

2136
01:46:36,410 --> 01:46:41,250
2011. 
I mean, not 2120112011. 

2137
01:46:41,330 --> 01:46:42,890
Well, there was a period there 
where you were quite wrong, 

2138
01:46:46,970 --> 01:46:49,210
2011. 
I've been writing about this 

2139
01:46:49,210 --> 01:46:55,570
since you were born, kid. 
People People are gay. 

2140
01:46:56,290 --> 01:46:58,250
Wow. 
That was, hey, the Eagles just 

2141
01:46:58,250 --> 01:47:00,290
said shut the fuck up. 
That was a great time. 

2142
01:47:00,290 --> 01:47:04,750
That was a great time. 
All right. 

2143
01:47:04,750 --> 01:47:06,950
Well, Demonte Smith is sweet. 
That was fun. 

2144
01:47:07,510 --> 01:47:09,310
That's not sweet at all. 
That's bad for us. 

2145
01:47:10,110 --> 01:47:12,350
We knew that well. 
We did have Demonte in that one.

2146
01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:15,230
At least like Cousins is 
definitely going over. 

2147
01:47:15,430 --> 01:47:17,310
We just man the A J. 
Brown bet. 

2148
01:47:18,870 --> 01:47:24,790
Yeah, come on. 
We still need a long surgical 

2149
01:47:24,790 --> 01:47:28,150
drive by the Vikings. 
Well, maybe the Vikings decided 

2150
01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:30,710
what I thought, which was that, 
you know, A J Brown's how they 

2151
01:47:30,710 --> 01:47:32,630
went deep and they were like, 
yeah, not. 

2152
01:47:32,670 --> 01:47:34,180
And then? 
They're like, sure, yeah. 

2153
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:35,740
Devonte Smith's How We Went 
deep, though. 

2154
01:47:38,420 --> 01:47:40,860
Who's gonna write? 
The first thing piece is Devonte

2155
01:47:40,860 --> 01:47:42,860
Smith, the new wide receiver one
on the Eagles. 

2156
01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:45,300
They were already itching to 
ride that. 

2157
01:47:47,260 --> 01:47:49,100
Gretch is riding it. 
What's he? 

2158
01:47:49,100 --> 01:47:52,060
Sorry, What are you. 
This is so so yeah. 

2159
01:47:52,260 --> 01:47:54,580
What do you do? 
I was, I was reading my e-mail 

2160
01:47:54,580 --> 01:47:55,700
for a minute. 
What's going on? 

2161
01:47:55,700 --> 01:48:01,060
You couldn't. 
I was like Gretch is so focused.

2162
01:48:01,700 --> 01:48:04,660
On something that is not, I'm 
like 3 beers deep and reading 

2163
01:48:04,660 --> 01:48:06,340
e-mail for some reason. 
We're live. 

2164
01:48:06,740 --> 01:48:09,900
We're alive. 
Steph, do we have you? 

2165
01:48:09,900 --> 01:48:15,380
I think so. 
Oh, my goodness. 

2166
01:48:15,380 --> 01:48:18,300
I was waiting with bated breath.
Steph, how are you doing? 

2167
01:48:19,620 --> 01:48:21,340
I'm pretty good. 
How are you guys? 

2168
01:48:22,460 --> 01:48:23,980
We're, you know, we're doing 
good. 

2169
01:48:24,020 --> 01:48:25,700
We wish that was an A.J. 
Brown. 

2170
01:48:26,700 --> 01:48:30,060
You can't hear us. 
All right. 

2171
01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:33,330
Steph, you you can't hear us, 
all right. 

2172
01:48:33,330 --> 01:48:35,090
We're going to regroup. 
We're going to do some test 

2173
01:48:35,090 --> 01:48:37,610
shows next week. 
In the in term, we'll get you 

2174
01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:40,930
all squared away. 
But we appreciate you trying. 

2175
01:48:41,410 --> 01:48:43,370
We're going to get this. 
This is going to be a regular 

2176
01:48:43,370 --> 01:48:45,170
segment. 
You're going to come on, you're 

2177
01:48:45,170 --> 01:48:47,690
going to give us the waiver run 
down here and we will do some 

2178
01:48:47,690 --> 01:48:50,490
more tech lording between the 
next time you come on. 

2179
01:48:50,490 --> 01:48:53,490
So we appreciate that. 
Hear you saying any of that. 

2180
01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:56,180
She can because she has a 
notion. 

2181
01:48:56,500 --> 01:48:59,220
I can't. 
I'm saying this for the 

2182
01:48:59,260 --> 01:49:03,260
audience. 
All right, We we gave it a shot.

2183
01:49:03,260 --> 01:49:09,100
We will. 
It is all good. 

2184
01:49:10,460 --> 01:49:13,860
Steph did later like a Herculean
effort. 

2185
01:49:14,900 --> 01:49:17,620
I don't think people realize 
like how many leagues we were 

2186
01:49:17,620 --> 01:49:21,060
in, the amount of communication 
that goes into tweaking bids, 

2187
01:49:21,140 --> 01:49:23,460
setting bids. 
It's that we're in leagues with 

2188
01:49:23,460 --> 01:49:25,900
Co managers, so there's like 
it's a lot of leaks. 

2189
01:49:26,180 --> 01:49:27,700
It's a lot. 
It's a lot of leaks, but it's 

2190
01:49:27,700 --> 01:49:30,020
like not just the three of us, 
like hey, what he has to do 

2191
01:49:30,020 --> 01:49:31,940
here. 
It's like there's a million 

2192
01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:35,180
other considerations and make 
sure that all the Co managers 

2193
01:49:35,180 --> 01:49:39,020
get who they're wanting and it's
like it's wild. 

2194
01:49:39,020 --> 01:49:42,740
So stuff, yeah, she's and she's 
stoked about it and she's like 

2195
01:49:42,740 --> 01:49:45,500
been super positive and awesome 
about it And we yeah, we love 

2196
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:50,180
having her the deep shot stuff 
that you were asking about. 

2197
01:49:50,580 --> 01:49:55,810
I I mean, it's fascinating. 
What is gonna come like? 

2198
01:49:55,810 --> 01:50:00,450
I mean, the way that I wrote 
about it today, I'm concerned 

2199
01:50:00,450 --> 01:50:05,450
about the rest of the year and 
like where we go from here. 

2200
01:50:05,450 --> 01:50:12,090
Cuz like Defense's goal has been
to take away explosive plays and

2201
01:50:12,090 --> 01:50:15,050
there's like everybody's been 
talking about it as if they were

2202
01:50:15,050 --> 01:50:17,650
just looking for the offenses. 
Counterpunch. 

2203
01:50:17,650 --> 01:50:20,470
When's that gonna come? 
And kind of assuming that it's 

2204
01:50:20,470 --> 01:50:24,390
going to come, but I feel like 
week one was a bad data point 

2205
01:50:24,390 --> 01:50:29,710
that that is going to come. 
Like I I think that that the I'm

2206
01:50:29,750 --> 01:50:34,030
still like regression happens 
and these things swing back and 

2207
01:50:34,030 --> 01:50:35,550
I'm hoping that it's still going
to swing back. 

2208
01:50:35,550 --> 01:50:39,150
But sort of. 
The hypothesis for me right now 

2209
01:50:39,150 --> 01:50:42,310
is like that. 
Preventing explosive plays. 

2210
01:50:42,310 --> 01:50:45,270
Letting teams run, forcing teams
to matriculate the ball down the

2211
01:50:45,270 --> 01:50:48,510
field, Forcing them like good 
offenses like the Chiefs. 

2212
01:50:49,090 --> 01:50:52,370
Into plays like the underneath 
passes to Cadaris Tony that can 

2213
01:50:52,370 --> 01:50:54,810
then turn into pick sixes for 
the defense. 

2214
01:50:54,810 --> 01:50:57,290
When Cadaris Tony makes a 
mistake and doesn't catch the 

2215
01:50:57,290 --> 01:51:01,730
ball, that's the end game. 
That's how you play defense in 

2216
01:51:01,730 --> 01:51:03,930
football. 
And we finally gotten to this 

2217
01:51:03,930 --> 01:51:07,290
point where like there's 
evolution to where why would 

2218
01:51:07,290 --> 01:51:10,930
they go away from that? 
And it almost looked in week 

2219
01:51:10,930 --> 01:51:12,810
one. 
We were all hoping for offenses 

2220
01:51:12,810 --> 01:51:15,130
to have the counter punch, but 
almost looked in week one like 

2221
01:51:15,530 --> 01:51:18,420
defenses. 
We're like, yeah, I mean, in 

2222
01:51:18,420 --> 01:51:21,900
2021-2022 we were just starting 
to figure this out. 

2223
01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:26,900
But we have more ways to pull 
levers on, ways that we can play

2224
01:51:26,900 --> 01:51:31,060
defense from this philosophy, 
right, And really force 

2225
01:51:31,060 --> 01:51:33,940
offenses. 
The, the, the really fascinating

2226
01:51:33,940 --> 01:51:35,820
thing. 
You look at like the Bills on 

2227
01:51:35,820 --> 01:51:40,140
Monday Night Football. 
Josh Allen got frustrated, man. 

2228
01:51:40,140 --> 01:51:42,460
The ball, the the play where he 
dropped the snap. 

2229
01:51:42,780 --> 01:51:44,900
He picks it up and then 
immediately tries to run. 

2230
01:51:45,100 --> 01:51:47,020
He runs right into his own 
pulling. 

2231
01:51:47,340 --> 01:51:49,860
Tight end and then fumbles 
again. 

2232
01:51:50,300 --> 01:51:53,180
There's a bunch of plays where 
he's, you know, on a scramble 

2233
01:51:53,180 --> 01:51:55,620
and he's cutting back into the 
field and taking a hit and and 

2234
01:51:55,620 --> 01:51:57,300
Sean Mcdermin, it's like, what 
are you doing? 

2235
01:51:57,300 --> 01:52:02,340
Like go out of bounds, you know?
And so you get offensive players

2236
01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:06,500
into fresh. 
It's tough to be that patient 

2237
01:52:06,500 --> 01:52:09,340
and go underneath over and over 
and over again. 

2238
01:52:11,020 --> 01:52:13,100
It's interesting. 
You could actually see him not 

2239
01:52:13,100 --> 01:52:14,540
doing that. 
You could see him going, no, I'm

2240
01:52:14,540 --> 01:52:16,980
gonna take my shot here. 
And then he was getting picked. 

2241
01:52:17,310 --> 01:52:19,590
Yeah, right. 
And he wants to go after it. 

2242
01:52:19,590 --> 01:52:23,230
But you like. 
So defenses have kind of figured

2243
01:52:23,230 --> 01:52:26,910
out the way that you have to 
play it until there's like 

2244
01:52:26,910 --> 01:52:29,390
another rule change or something
which and I don't know what that

2245
01:52:29,390 --> 01:52:31,710
rule change would be. 
But that is something that then 

2246
01:52:31,710 --> 01:52:34,350
if all's done throughout the 
history of the league is they 

2247
01:52:34,350 --> 01:52:36,870
have implemented rule changes 
and really with not really with 

2248
01:52:36,870 --> 01:52:39,190
this type of stuff. 
It's more like no, you know, 

2249
01:52:39,190 --> 01:52:41,470
holding and you know putting 
your hands on guys. 

2250
01:52:41,910 --> 01:52:44,110
I'm more, I'm a lot more 
optimistic than you are, I 

2251
01:52:44,110 --> 01:52:46,820
think, although you know. 
Kevin Cole was. 

2252
01:52:46,860 --> 01:52:48,980
I listened to his recap and he 
was saying it was like one of 

2253
01:52:48,980 --> 01:52:52,940
the worst weeks of football for 
offensive efficiency in like the

2254
01:52:52,940 --> 01:52:55,860
last 10 years or something. 
Like it was a it was a truly 

2255
01:52:56,020 --> 01:52:57,260
terrible week. 
One, yeah. 

2256
01:52:57,260 --> 01:52:59,700
It was one of the, I forget 
exactly what the stat was, but 

2257
01:52:59,700 --> 01:53:03,540
it was like, it stood out as 
like a very It didn't just feel 

2258
01:53:03,540 --> 01:53:05,780
like a bad week. 
It was like it was a very bad 

2259
01:53:05,780 --> 01:53:07,420
week. 
So it looked terrible when you 

2260
01:53:07,420 --> 01:53:08,860
watched it. 
Yeah, it looked terrible. 

2261
01:53:08,860 --> 01:53:10,640
Yeah. 
I do think, and I think there 

2262
01:53:10,640 --> 01:53:12,200
are, there were some rays of 
sunlight. 

2263
01:53:12,200 --> 01:53:14,520
The Dolphins there's a good 
recap. 

2264
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:19,800
Sorry I'm blanking on the name 
Josh, if he's in the chat, can 

2265
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:21,560
throw it up cuz he's the one who
shared it with me. 

2266
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:23,760
But I'm. 
I threw it in the walk through a

2267
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:30,280
recap from summer sports on 
Tyreke and how he was moving in 

2268
01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,040
motion and he and McDaniel had 
him starting. 

2269
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:35,600
Like he took a motion that used 
to start from all the way across

2270
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:37,760
the field and would sort of tip 
the defense to what was 

2271
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:40,290
happening. 
He's starting, like very quick, 

2272
01:53:40,610 --> 01:53:45,130
and it's cuz Tyreke's so good at
accelerating that he can get up 

2273
01:53:45,130 --> 01:53:48,570
to full speed on a short motion,
as opposed to a long motion 

2274
01:53:48,570 --> 01:53:52,450
which tips the hand. 
Oh, Addison. 

2275
01:53:52,930 --> 01:53:54,690
Wow. 
So that's good. 

2276
01:53:54,850 --> 01:53:57,090
Even though I wanted to service 
the drive, just getting this 

2277
01:53:57,090 --> 01:54:00,370
game competitive. 
The default is back, guys. 

2278
01:54:00,490 --> 01:54:02,810
I don't know if you've heard the
default's back. 

2279
01:54:02,970 --> 01:54:03,890
Would you get the default? 
Yeah. 

2280
01:54:06,480 --> 01:54:08,920
Anyway that's that'll be in the 
walk there and I recommend 

2281
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:11,360
checking it out because it was 
you know he's he's able to 

2282
01:54:11,360 --> 01:54:13,760
basically like it is a literal 
counterpunch. 

2283
01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:16,480
Teams took that away last year. 
They said that we know how to 

2284
01:54:16,480 --> 01:54:20,520
stop this now and he changed it 
and they weren't able to stop it

2285
01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:23,120
now maybe they will able to stop
it but that's the defense going 

2286
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:25,480
to have to react to them. 
So there's there's little things

2287
01:54:25,480 --> 01:54:28,000
we're seeing where I think we 
are going to see evolution. 

2288
01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:31,240
I think we are going to see the 
offense always has the advantage

2289
01:54:31,320 --> 01:54:32,600
they know what they're trying to
do. 

2290
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:35,850
They know where they're going. 
And so I think the defense is 

2291
01:54:35,850 --> 01:54:38,530
always just in anything is 
always on the back foot. 

2292
01:54:39,130 --> 01:54:42,930
And so I think that because of 
that fact, eventually the 

2293
01:54:42,930 --> 01:54:45,650
offense will will get the upper 
hand again and then the defense 

2294
01:54:45,650 --> 01:54:47,210
will get the upper hand again 
and we'll keep doing that. 

2295
01:54:48,530 --> 01:54:53,850
Yeah, do we take. 
I mean, no, we didn't. 

2296
01:54:54,090 --> 01:54:55,130
We didn't. 
We don't. 

2297
01:54:55,130 --> 01:54:58,450
We didn't have a single. 
Our Vikings pass catchers in. 

2298
01:54:58,450 --> 01:55:02,010
Our entries were Hawkinson and 
Jefferson. 

2299
01:55:02,050 --> 01:55:04,740
I think those were the only two.
Oh yeah, we took Jefferson 

2300
01:55:04,740 --> 01:55:09,340
instead of Madison. 
I will. 

2301
01:55:09,340 --> 01:55:10,380
I mean, we can. 
We can. 

2302
01:55:10,380 --> 01:55:14,300
Victory lap Alexander Madison 
lower. 48 1/2 rushing yards, 10 

2303
01:55:14,300 --> 01:55:15,580
rushing yards. 
I don't. 

2304
01:55:15,580 --> 01:55:17,100
I don't see him getting there 
famously. 

2305
01:55:17,100 --> 01:55:20,780
He's not getting there and 
Hawkinson's going over. 

2306
01:55:21,020 --> 01:55:23,740
Cousins is up to 24 attempts. 
I think he's going over. 

2307
01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:26,860
We just need A.J. 
Brown man, and and Swift's 

2308
01:55:26,860 --> 01:55:28,820
already over. 
God, we just need A.J. 

2309
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:31,060
Brown. 
Just break one. 

2310
01:55:31,580 --> 01:55:36,610
Hi, baby. 
A J. 

2311
01:55:36,610 --> 01:55:40,570
Brown, Can you imagine the 
Alicia, I mean, the guy can do 

2312
01:55:40,570 --> 01:55:43,090
it on one play. 
You know, we're talking about 

2313
01:55:43,090 --> 01:55:48,690
winning A5 pick entry on week 
one of this journey that we're 

2314
01:55:48,690 --> 01:55:52,010
on. 
That would be a $2000 entry to 

2315
01:55:52,290 --> 01:55:53,690
say it. 
Next start. 

2316
01:55:54,270 --> 01:55:56,190
That's a nice start. 
Yeah. 

2317
01:55:56,230 --> 01:55:58,710
Then we then we just retire. 
The show just ends. 

2318
01:55:58,710 --> 01:55:59,350
It's 1. 
And done. 

2319
01:56:00,030 --> 01:56:01,590
Run off with all of our weights.
We'll see. 

2320
01:56:02,310 --> 01:56:04,070
We'll see. 
When we start drafting 

2321
01:56:04,110 --> 01:56:14,070
basketball teams, yeah, what do 
we need for A.J. 

2322
01:56:14,070 --> 01:56:15,390
Brown? 
Do you want to pull that up? 

2323
01:56:15,470 --> 01:56:19,030
We've got, it's like 13.9. 
He's at 3.2. 

2324
01:56:19,030 --> 01:56:21,710
We need 10 points. 
We need about a 30 yard TD. 

2325
01:56:23,570 --> 01:56:25,810
Yeah. 
Yeah, it's that we needed that. 

2326
01:56:25,850 --> 01:56:27,290
We need that to be A.J. 
Brown. 

2327
01:56:27,290 --> 01:56:28,290
You need. 
That to be A.J. 

2328
01:56:28,370 --> 01:56:29,890
Brown. 
Right, that was it. 

2329
01:56:29,890 --> 01:56:33,610
That was the moment, yeah. 
We've already got 2 greens. 

2330
01:56:33,650 --> 01:56:36,450
Look at that. 
You got 2 greens on the right. 

2331
01:56:38,610 --> 01:56:41,010
What are the 2 Greens? 
Oh no, Walgreens, Madison. 

2332
01:56:41,010 --> 01:56:44,690
You can count Madison, I think 
if you want Hawkinson. 

2333
01:56:45,090 --> 01:56:47,690
The problem with that Hawkinson 
line is we need 2. 

2334
01:56:49,050 --> 01:56:50,850
And the key, they're gonna type 
it. 

2335
01:56:51,890 --> 01:56:53,960
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, I think we're good on 

2336
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:57,880
that. 
Scott Concussion. 

2337
01:56:57,880 --> 01:57:02,360
Is that real? 
Christy Scott Concussion. 

2338
01:57:02,920 --> 01:57:04,520
Oh, well, we pulled a lot. 
We didn't, actually. 

2339
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:06,120
Oh, no. 
We got the fucking rushing 

2340
01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:10,480
yards. 
Goddamn it. 

2341
01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:12,200
Goddamn it. 
I forgot we got the rushing 

2342
01:57:12,200 --> 01:57:15,120
yards. 
But that was our halftime thing 

2343
01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:17,120
Was was it's it's dead. 
It's dead. 

2344
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:19,440
The halftime. 
We gotta we gotta come up with a

2345
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:23,830
better halftime. 
We do 5 picks under a timeline. 

2346
01:57:24,190 --> 01:57:25,710
Right. 
We might have to just do three 

2347
01:57:25,710 --> 01:57:28,590
at 1/2 time next week. 
That might be the maybe not not.

2348
01:57:28,590 --> 01:57:32,550
Do a you know, 5 picks for 1000 
you know. 

2349
01:57:32,750 --> 01:57:35,710
Maybe. 
Hey, we're just trying to just 

2350
01:57:35,710 --> 01:57:38,790
get a little, yeah, a little 
wood on the ball. 

2351
01:57:39,590 --> 01:57:40,390
Yeah. 
Connection. 

2352
01:57:40,430 --> 01:57:43,750
We had a single, you know, and 
really like we were talking 

2353
01:57:43,750 --> 01:57:47,830
about the halftime if if our if 
our first picks were looking 

2354
01:57:47,830 --> 01:57:49,630
bad, but our first picks are 
looking pretty good. 

2355
01:57:50,510 --> 01:57:53,290
There's You know what? 
I like Sue Ann's logic here. 

2356
01:57:53,290 --> 01:57:54,930
If you wouldn't week one. 
It's hard to live up to 

2357
01:57:54,930 --> 01:57:56,970
expectations moving forward. 
We're sandbagging. 

2358
01:57:57,010 --> 01:58:01,810
We are sandbagging, baby. 
We were gonna take the A.J. 

2359
01:58:01,810 --> 01:58:03,370
Brown under and then we were 
like, no, no. 

2360
01:58:04,010 --> 01:58:06,770
Yeah, too easy. 
I was surprised when Gretch 

2361
01:58:06,770 --> 01:58:08,170
floated the A.J. 
Brown over. 

2362
01:58:08,170 --> 01:58:10,490
I thought he was just fully out 
on him this year. 

2363
01:58:10,530 --> 01:58:12,930
Didn't want to draft him. 
Once it wasn't me, It was fat. 

2364
01:58:17,780 --> 01:58:19,820
That that came in, he was doing 
the walkthrough. 

2365
01:58:19,820 --> 01:58:20,700
He said A J. 
Brown. 

2366
01:58:20,740 --> 01:58:22,900
Oh, he's like, that's A J No, 
fuck, that's the guy. 

2367
01:58:22,900 --> 01:58:24,780
He was like, this is a game 
where A J Brown smashes and I 

2368
01:58:24,780 --> 01:58:27,740
was like every time Pat has 
Everson, A J Brown smashed. 

2369
01:58:27,820 --> 01:58:29,540
It's come true. 
It's never been wrong. 

2370
01:58:29,540 --> 01:58:32,340
It's never been wrong. 
You just take Dallas Goddard for

2371
01:58:32,340 --> 01:58:33,300
a J. 
Brown, Pat. 

2372
01:58:34,100 --> 01:58:36,540
No, no, it's because I knew A J.
Brown was on the right side. 

2373
01:58:36,540 --> 01:58:38,380
So when he start, when he I 
could see he was gonna throw 

2374
01:58:38,380 --> 01:58:39,380
over there and I was like, here 
we go. 

2375
01:58:39,420 --> 01:58:41,220
And then it was, yeah. 
Stick up, yeah. 

2376
01:58:45,630 --> 01:58:47,350
All right, Tyler. 
Keep it in your pants, bro. 

2377
01:58:47,470 --> 01:58:49,550
Yeah, Tyler, keep it in. 
Damn. 

2378
01:58:49,710 --> 01:58:52,350
No, I was gonna say keep it in. 
This guy was exactly like you. 

2379
01:58:52,630 --> 01:58:55,550
If you're wondering in the chat 
what what Tyler's like in real 

2380
01:58:55,550 --> 01:58:56,990
life. 
Oh my Swift. 

2381
01:58:57,510 --> 01:58:59,990
That was nice. 
Is that coming back? 

2382
01:59:00,230 --> 01:59:02,910
I think it's coming back. 
Which is OK for her. 

2383
01:59:02,910 --> 01:59:07,230
Tyler's exactly like you thought
he would be in her life. 

2384
01:59:07,230 --> 01:59:10,910
No, Tyler. 
You think maybe Tyler's like, in

2385
01:59:10,910 --> 01:59:13,230
person. 
He's kind of like, just like, 

2386
01:59:13,390 --> 01:59:17,190
you know, playing a little cool.
Tyler is more like, he's playing

2387
01:59:17,190 --> 01:59:19,910
it cool now. 
Exactly. 

2388
01:59:19,910 --> 01:59:24,270
Yeah. 
He's he's, he's on, he's on 11 

2389
01:59:24,270 --> 01:59:25,670
at all points. 
That's his outfit. 

2390
01:59:26,710 --> 01:59:32,110
He's wearing the palote on his 
chest and this is this is 

2391
01:59:32,110 --> 01:59:35,110
probably the best picture I took
the whole week at Tyler's ass 

2392
01:59:35,110 --> 01:59:37,150
meeting. 
Tom Everett Scott at the party 

2393
01:59:37,150 --> 01:59:39,470
No. 
No, no, hang on cuz Tom Everett 

2394
01:59:39,470 --> 01:59:41,610
Scott came back. 
He left. 

2395
01:59:41,610 --> 01:59:44,770
He let he left that room. 
And then he saw Tyler was like, 

2396
01:59:44,770 --> 01:59:47,370
oh, I didn't say hi to Tyler. 
So he like, went back in the 

2397
01:59:47,370 --> 01:59:50,330
room and shook Tyler's hand. 
And I was like, what is this 

2398
01:59:50,330 --> 01:59:53,770
world that we live in? 
And Scott just came. 

2399
01:59:54,130 --> 01:59:56,890
Back in the room. 
To make sure he said hey to 

2400
01:59:56,930 --> 02:00:01,570
Tyler, I I might have made this 
joke like 6 times, but I was 

2401
02:00:01,570 --> 02:00:05,250
making the Michael Scott like 
you bought women's pants joke to

2402
02:00:05,250 --> 02:00:07,970
him a bunch of times. 
He has no back pockets. 

2403
02:00:08,170 --> 02:00:10,010
Like, Are you sure those are 
men's pants? 

2404
02:00:10,810 --> 02:00:13,090
You know the The Office episode 
where he's like, no, this is a 

2405
02:00:13,090 --> 02:00:14,770
men's suit. 
This is a men's suit. 

2406
02:00:15,050 --> 02:00:17,130
You tell us, Tyler. 
You tell us. 

2407
02:00:18,290 --> 02:00:21,730
That was great. 
All right. 

2408
02:00:21,890 --> 02:00:23,010
A.J. 
Brown, please. 

2409
02:00:23,010 --> 02:00:26,850
You want to hear our families? 
The The nice thing about A.J. 

2410
02:00:26,850 --> 02:00:29,770
Brown is you can always tell who
he is on the field. 

2411
02:00:30,570 --> 02:00:34,330
There's a number down. 
Oh, it's best. 

2412
02:00:34,370 --> 02:00:36,970
Was this penal false start on 
Swift? 

2413
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:41,520
That's good. 
Third and long. 

2414
02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:43,120
We need that, right? 
Come on. 

2415
02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:52,360
What? 
So what do you like, objectively

2416
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:55,240
say Gainwell's back next week? 
I don't even know who the Eagles

2417
02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:57,880
play like. 
Swift look good tonight. 

2418
02:00:57,880 --> 02:00:59,600
Like, what do you think the 
split is like? 

2419
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:02,800
Is it more I mean? 
Is it just a pain? 

2420
02:01:02,840 --> 02:01:10,580
Well, you get that. 
I think it's got a good place 

2421
02:01:10,580 --> 02:01:16,060
for you. 
I I called you man before seeing

2422
02:01:16,060 --> 02:01:20,940
the the gain while injury. 
I called his week one usage 

2423
02:01:21,100 --> 02:01:24,540
noise in the sense that I 
thought there was basically no 

2424
02:01:24,540 --> 02:01:28,620
way that he would keep that 
level of usage going forward. 

2425
02:01:29,260 --> 02:01:33,970
I thought that was like a really
unlikely outcome because he has 

2426
02:01:34,050 --> 02:01:36,810
multiple talented backs behind 
him that should get some 

2427
02:01:36,810 --> 02:01:38,650
chances. 
They'd already started saying 

2428
02:01:38,650 --> 02:01:40,330
like, you know, Nick Siriani 
right away. 

2429
02:01:40,330 --> 02:01:44,770
Said didn't intend to give Swift
only two touches and I think 

2430
02:01:44,770 --> 02:01:47,450
game was good. 
There's also the element of. 

2431
02:01:47,450 --> 02:01:50,810
You look at this offense and it 
generates really efficient 

2432
02:01:50,810 --> 02:01:54,200
running back lines. 
And like he he wasn't actually 

2433
02:01:54,200 --> 02:01:57,600
that great in week one. 
He was sub four yards per carry.

2434
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:02,240
The last couple of years he's 
been like 4.34 point 5, which is

2435
02:02:02,240 --> 02:02:05,080
good in most offenses. 
But he's been in an offense 

2436
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:08,320
where, like Miles Sanders has 
put up a season of like 5.5 

2437
02:02:08,320 --> 02:02:11,160
yards per carry, 4.8 or 
whatever. 

2438
02:02:11,160 --> 02:02:15,040
It is significantly better than 
what game Wall has put up. 

2439
02:02:16,240 --> 02:02:19,200
Swift and Penny are guys who are
coming from offenses that are 

2440
02:02:19,880 --> 02:02:22,280
don't have these same built in 
advantages where you have these 

2441
02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:26,840
really high rates of design QB 
rushes and put stress on on the 

2442
02:02:27,000 --> 02:02:30,480
on the edge rushers to stay 
outside because it you know the 

2443
02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:35,120
quarterback can pull and they've
run for more yards per carry 

2444
02:02:35,120 --> 02:02:36,600
than Kane Wells been running 
for. 

2445
02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:39,680
And I mean I know yards per 
carry is like a silly stat but 

2446
02:02:39,840 --> 02:02:43,000
it is something we're like over 
a large sample like Jamal 

2447
02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:45,080
Charles is A5 plus yards per 
carry guy every year. 

2448
02:02:45,080 --> 02:02:46,600
Nick Chubb, 5 plus yards per 
carry. 

2449
02:02:46,920 --> 02:02:48,800
Sean and I've talked about this 
and he likes to talk about the 

2450
02:02:48,800 --> 02:02:52,370
before contact and after 
contact, but he talks about both

2451
02:02:52,370 --> 02:02:53,730
elements of that. 
And he joked with me the other 

2452
02:02:53,730 --> 02:02:56,370
day, he's like, part of the 
reason I do that is like, it 

2453
02:02:56,370 --> 02:02:58,170
just gets back to yards per 
carry. 

2454
02:02:58,170 --> 02:03:01,370
It's before contact, plus after 
contact is just yards per carry,

2455
02:03:01,410 --> 02:03:03,490
right? 
Like it's the same number like 

2456
02:03:03,490 --> 02:03:06,330
we're just doing. 
But like no one likes when you 

2457
02:03:06,330 --> 02:03:08,890
talk about yards per carry, but 
there is an element of just like

2458
02:03:09,090 --> 02:03:13,090
do you hit the holes until you 
gain yards anyway, it's it's not

2459
02:03:13,090 --> 02:03:16,450
a great stat but I don't know 
the game walls like a. 

2460
02:03:16,890 --> 02:03:19,610
Like a legit good running back 
and I think the guys behind him 

2461
02:03:19,610 --> 02:03:22,410
are so that's kind of a problem 
for keeping a really big role. 

2462
02:03:22,810 --> 02:03:26,370
So anyway, going forward I have 
it as especially with Swift 

2463
02:03:26,370 --> 02:03:28,130
looking good. 
I'm going to write it up next 

2464
02:03:28,130 --> 02:03:31,490
week as we're going to probably 
have a split and and I think 

2465
02:03:31,490 --> 02:03:34,530
long term I think you still feel
good if you have Swift. 

2466
02:03:35,410 --> 02:03:36,970
Yeah, not Penny. 
Yeah, I think so. 

2467
02:03:37,650 --> 02:03:39,490
I mean, this week made me feel a
lot better for sure. 

2468
02:03:40,010 --> 02:03:43,290
Yeah the the one thing I want to
see way more in like there was 

2469
02:03:43,290 --> 02:03:46,600
quotes too of how. 
You know the Eagles said that 

2470
02:03:46,600 --> 02:03:49,680
they wanted to use Swift, but 
unlocking the screen game, I 

2471
02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:52,840
mean they have this incredible 
offensive line and you get these

2472
02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:55,840
guys even game well too. 
Like I feel like I want to see 

2473
02:03:55,840 --> 02:03:58,320
these guys get the ball in 
space. 

2474
02:03:58,440 --> 02:04:02,160
Like when we watch game well and
Swift get rammed up the middle. 

2475
02:04:02,160 --> 02:04:03,840
It like doesn't make sense to 
me. 

2476
02:04:03,840 --> 02:04:07,600
Like it's not playing to these 
guys as skill set, which makes 

2477
02:04:07,600 --> 02:04:11,000
the Rashad Penny or even Boston 
Scott usage even more 

2478
02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:12,880
befuddling. 
Like, let those guys get the low

2479
02:04:12,880 --> 02:04:15,580
calorie. 
Touches between the tackles and 

2480
02:04:15,580 --> 02:04:19,820
then get creative with how 
you're using gain well and 

2481
02:04:19,820 --> 02:04:24,780
swift. 
Yeah, I thought they would have 

2482
02:04:24,780 --> 02:04:26,500
more of a similar role. 
I didn't really see gain 

2483
02:04:26,500 --> 02:04:29,620
well-being like the lead back, 
right? 

2484
02:04:29,780 --> 02:04:34,190
You know what I mean? 
All right, let's do this, Chris 

2485
02:04:34,190 --> 02:04:36,190
says when Google form, good 
call. 

2486
02:04:36,710 --> 02:04:38,190
Let's put the Google Form in 
here. 

2487
02:04:38,190 --> 02:04:42,350
So if you're just tuning in now,
this Google Form is how we are. 

2488
02:04:42,430 --> 02:04:44,390
We're going to do the giveaway 
via Twitter. 

2489
02:04:44,390 --> 02:04:46,070
That's one's going to be 
slightly different. 

2490
02:04:46,350 --> 02:04:50,870
But going forward, the potential
rollover giveaway for every week

2491
02:04:51,070 --> 02:04:53,230
we are going to have you guys 
fill this out. 

2492
02:04:53,230 --> 02:04:56,670
All we need is your underdog 
username and your YouTube 

2493
02:04:57,030 --> 02:05:01,430
username here. 
And if we hit our core, pick 

2494
02:05:01,430 --> 02:05:04,130
'em. 
With three picks tonight, we 

2495
02:05:04,130 --> 02:05:06,130
will do that giveaway first 
thing next week. 

2496
02:05:06,250 --> 02:05:10,050
If we don't hit it, then we will
roll that over and each 

2497
02:05:10,050 --> 02:05:12,490
subsequent week the pot will 
keep getting juiced. 

2498
02:05:12,810 --> 02:05:17,450
You got to be here watching, you
got to be on underdog and we 

2499
02:05:17,450 --> 02:05:20,410
definitely would love it if you 
guys were tailing and and 

2500
02:05:20,410 --> 02:05:23,210
sweating with us, but we just 
need your underdog username here

2501
02:05:23,250 --> 02:05:26,530
in the form and that will get 
you on the books. 

2502
02:05:30,950 --> 02:05:35,790
See what Kirk does here on 3rd 
and four and no dice. 

2503
02:05:38,150 --> 02:05:41,430
As I hear this is looking, It's 
looking not. 

2504
02:05:42,430 --> 02:05:44,990
So he did. 
He did throw it. 

2505
02:05:45,070 --> 02:05:47,910
He threw it. 
But he's looking like he's a 

2506
02:05:47,910 --> 02:05:51,430
little bit rattled, which Kirk 
tends to do something. 

2507
02:05:51,470 --> 02:05:52,270
Just keep checking. 
It up. 

2508
02:05:52,270 --> 02:05:54,070
Yes. 
Be as rattle as you want. 

2509
02:05:54,990 --> 02:05:56,190
I mean that's just. 
Going to go away. 

2510
02:05:57,350 --> 02:06:00,030
That's just that I need to get 
this ball out before I get hit. 

2511
02:06:00,860 --> 02:06:02,700
There's a guy right behind 
Jefferson. 

2512
02:06:02,700 --> 02:06:04,940
Even if he catches it, that's 
not a first down. 

2513
02:06:04,940 --> 02:06:07,620
I mean, you can't throw short of
the sticks with a dude right 

2514
02:06:07,620 --> 02:06:12,100
there to tackle on 3rd down, but
that's believe The Jets are 

2515
02:06:12,100 --> 02:06:13,260
going to take the 1st for this 
guy. 

2516
02:06:16,900 --> 02:06:19,300
The Jets are going to be, 
they're going to wake who? 

2517
02:06:19,380 --> 02:06:23,700
Who's the GM of the? 
I mean, not got on the field 

2518
02:06:24,660 --> 02:06:27,700
like they're up two touchdowns. 
Just let him do something. 

2519
02:06:30,170 --> 02:06:31,090
I don't know, man. 
He must have. 

2520
02:06:31,090 --> 02:06:34,730
Looked terrible in camp. 
That's wild. 

2521
02:06:37,330 --> 02:06:41,490
It's wild, yeah. 
Pat, what do you think about 

2522
02:06:41,490 --> 02:06:42,810
this? 
Cuz one of the things when we 

2523
02:06:42,810 --> 02:06:46,090
talked about I'm legit curious 
about this when we talked about 

2524
02:06:46,090 --> 02:06:47,650
the A.J. 
Brown thing you've talked about 

2525
02:06:47,650 --> 02:06:51,130
him being the higher a dot guy 
and you mentioned Vikings don't 

2526
02:06:51,130 --> 02:06:53,900
get a great pass rush. 
You feel good about Brown and 

2527
02:06:53,900 --> 02:06:56,100
those matchups. 
What do you think about Devant 

2528
02:06:56,100 --> 02:06:58,420
to be in Cuz like that's how it 
was last year. 

2529
02:06:58,420 --> 02:07:00,500
This is different Devant to a 
different year right. 

2530
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:02,340
It's a different year. 
Yeah defensive coordinator. 

2531
02:07:02,340 --> 02:07:06,820
And you know you talked about 
how these offenses need to find 

2532
02:07:06,820 --> 02:07:10,380
counter punches maybe this is 
one of the Eagles counter 

2533
02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:13,300
punches is that like both these 
guys can beat you deep now so 

2534
02:07:13,340 --> 02:07:15,900
deal with that. 
Yeah, you know this. 

2535
02:07:15,900 --> 02:07:19,100
I think, like this is, this is 
different. 

2536
02:07:19,100 --> 02:07:23,620
Like this is they're using 
Devante Smith to beat defenses 

2537
02:07:23,740 --> 02:07:25,460
on these big shots. 
You've seen it, not just that 

2538
02:07:25,460 --> 02:07:27,220
touchdown, but earlier in the 
game, right? 

2539
02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:32,220
Yeah. 
I think it makes the Eagles more

2540
02:07:32,220 --> 02:07:34,060
dangerous. 
And Smith's really good. 

2541
02:07:34,460 --> 02:07:37,980
So it's smart. 
And then it's a great point. 

2542
02:07:37,980 --> 02:07:40,200
Yeah, they're putting this on 
film. 

2543
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:42,320
Like, it's gonna be harder to 
defend them both. 

2544
02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:43,360
These guys can do it. 
Now. 

2545
02:07:43,560 --> 02:07:46,880
I was thinking when I asked the 
question, have they flipped 

2546
02:07:46,880 --> 02:07:48,640
roles? 
But you said it really well. 

2547
02:07:48,640 --> 02:07:50,800
Like, no, they're now they can 
both do it. 

2548
02:07:50,920 --> 02:07:53,600
And yeah, yeah, I don't see why 
they flip roles because they 

2549
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:57,160
want AJ Browns, one of the best 
deep threats in the game, right.

2550
02:07:57,360 --> 02:07:59,880
So yeah. 
I'd like to see that with my own

2551
02:07:59,880 --> 02:08:02,760
two eyes right now. 
Pat in the form of a 60 yard 

2552
02:08:02,760 --> 02:08:06,040
touchdown. 
Me too. 

2553
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:15,440
But me too. 
Well, I will say the other thing

2554
02:08:15,440 --> 02:08:19,760
too is you know Penny is a zero.
Sorry if you drafted him, Swift 

2555
02:08:19,760 --> 02:08:24,480
was a zero in week one as well. 
So the thing with the thing too,

2556
02:08:24,480 --> 02:08:28,840
if you if you hang your hat on 
running back talent and just 

2557
02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:31,320
getting touches like everything 
else works itself out. 

2558
02:08:32,880 --> 02:08:36,080
I I don't really care who is 
getting 10 plus touches in this 

2559
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:37,520
offense. 
They're going to produce. 

2560
02:08:37,920 --> 02:08:40,640
It was game while week one. 
Now it's swift Week 2. 

2561
02:08:41,380 --> 02:08:45,940
And running back this is nice 
and it's been yeah it's been one

2562
02:08:45,940 --> 02:08:48,860
guy they. 
Seem to like a one guy for sure.

2563
02:08:48,860 --> 02:08:51,420
Yeah, it's kind of interesting 
that they're doing it like that.

2564
02:08:52,140 --> 02:08:54,740
If you have Rashad penny bags, 
just pretend that he's Jamison 

2565
02:08:54,740 --> 02:08:56,340
Williams. 
He's suspended for the six weeks

2566
02:08:56,340 --> 02:08:58,860
of the season and you still 
spend a tenth round pick on him?

2567
02:08:59,140 --> 02:09:00,140
Yeah, eventually. 
There you go. 

2568
02:09:00,220 --> 02:09:01,660
There's your psychological 
trick. 

2569
02:09:01,660 --> 02:09:03,420
Swift does look good. 
He looks really good. 

2570
02:09:04,060 --> 02:09:04,980
Swift looks great. 
He does. 

2571
02:09:05,500 --> 02:09:09,300
Well, it he looks so good that 
it makes you question why wasn't

2572
02:09:09,300 --> 02:09:11,980
he getting more touches week 1? 
Yeah, right. 

2573
02:09:12,020 --> 02:09:15,100
In a game that was close. 
It's weird, man. 

2574
02:09:15,100 --> 02:09:17,900
It's almost like Siriani. 
I mean, not Sidney's a ball. 

2575
02:09:18,140 --> 02:09:20,660
I would say it's it's almost 
like Siriani has trouble 

2576
02:09:20,660 --> 02:09:23,180
evaluating the own running. 
That's the new ball, doesn't new

2577
02:09:23,180 --> 02:09:24,340
ball. 
I mean, I'm just asking 

2578
02:09:24,540 --> 02:09:31,660
questions, yeah. 
Yeah, this is gonna be one of 

2579
02:09:31,660 --> 02:09:36,180
those vintage 10 minute fucking 
Eagles drives. 

2580
02:09:36,180 --> 02:09:38,300
It's just gonna end the game. 
We're not gonna get any passes. 

2581
02:09:39,380 --> 02:09:42,060
Kevin Kevin's floating that 
maybe Penny doesn't know Ball is

2582
02:09:42,060 --> 02:09:43,060
that. 
Is that possible? 

2583
02:09:43,860 --> 02:09:46,740
Who's gonna have 25 carries by 
the end of this game? 

2584
02:09:48,460 --> 02:09:51,940
I do think it like, again, why 
we're doing the Penny so right 

2585
02:09:51,940 --> 02:09:54,180
he's calling off this has to be 
Penny. 

2586
02:09:54,180 --> 02:09:55,580
So who's he coming? 
Who's coming in? 

2587
02:09:56,780 --> 02:09:57,580
Who's coming? 
In do they have? 

2588
02:09:57,820 --> 02:10:00,420
Do they have another man? 
Well, he's on the Ross. 

2589
02:10:00,420 --> 02:10:03,940
Corey Clement. 
How is this the cargo? 

2590
02:10:04,380 --> 02:10:06,700
They flew him in for Thursday 
night. 

2591
02:10:07,100 --> 02:10:11,800
I thought he got cut. 
That's why I picked him, OK? 

2592
02:10:12,280 --> 02:10:13,720
Penny's got to be on the field, 
right? 

2593
02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:15,360
Go for a TD. 
Penny. 

2594
02:10:15,360 --> 02:10:17,800
That's got to be Penny. 
It's it's Penny. 

2595
02:10:17,800 --> 02:10:19,720
Look how big he is. 
Yes, that's. 

2596
02:10:19,960 --> 02:10:22,280
I guess that's so. 
Penny. 

2597
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:23,720
Yes. 
Score. 

2598
02:10:23,720 --> 02:10:25,720
Oh, baby. 
I mean, that's right. 

2599
02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:27,720
He looks good. 
That's why we drafted him. 

2600
02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:31,040
I was going to fire off a take 
earlier that Rashad Penny's 

2601
02:10:31,040 --> 02:10:33,600
going to come in in the fourth 
quarter and get like 2 touches, 

2602
02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:36,160
but one of them's going to go 
for an 85 yard touchdown run. 

2603
02:10:36,990 --> 02:10:38,590
Look at Swift took his helmet 
off. 

2604
02:10:38,590 --> 02:10:41,150
He's like, yo, I'm too tired. 
Let let Penny do it. 

2605
02:10:42,110 --> 02:10:44,830
He's like, man, it's exhausting 
bouncing it outside, man. 

2606
02:10:44,950 --> 02:10:48,630
I got always right there. 
Like we saw one penny. 

2607
02:10:48,750 --> 02:10:49,790
Did he just? 
Drink that. 

2608
02:10:49,790 --> 02:10:53,270
Get there. 
No, no, no, no. 

2609
02:10:55,110 --> 02:10:56,470
Come on. 
Give Penny one more. 

2610
02:10:56,470 --> 02:10:58,630
Carrie. 
Just let him do one more let. 

2611
02:10:58,750 --> 02:11:01,870
Him do one more baby. 
He looks fine. 

2612
02:11:01,870 --> 02:11:03,310
I don't. 
I mean, you know you can't sell 

2613
02:11:03,310 --> 02:11:04,830
a lot from 1, Carrie, but he 
didn't look bad. 

2614
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:08,120
I have a lot of penny. 
Like just Oh no, don't. 

2615
02:11:08,760 --> 02:11:14,080
Oh yeah, £2.00 throwing a penny.
Why did he fall down? 

2616
02:11:14,960 --> 02:11:19,240
Maybe he's not good anymore. 
All right, well, he caught a 

2617
02:11:19,240 --> 02:11:21,120
pass and he got like 10 total 
yards. 

2618
02:11:21,120 --> 02:11:23,000
And so, I mean, we got two 
points out of him. 

2619
02:11:24,440 --> 02:11:25,840
There you go. 
That's why he drafted him, OK? 

2620
02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:27,080
Oh, they're leaving him on the 
field. 

2621
02:11:27,200 --> 02:11:28,400
They're letting him cook. 
Baby. 

2622
02:11:28,920 --> 02:11:30,760
They're like swift. 
You got your helmet back. 

2623
02:11:30,760 --> 02:11:32,640
We're still we're just we're 
gonna let Penny cook. 

2624
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:36,720
Think of that. 
Sure 5. .7 yards per carry for 

2625
02:11:36,720 --> 02:11:39,920
his career with the Seahawks. 
I mean, it was wild. 

2626
02:11:40,000 --> 02:11:42,400
They got, he was awesome. 
They got a package. 

2627
02:11:43,080 --> 02:11:45,320
Amazon Prime had a package of 
stats for him. 

2628
02:11:45,520 --> 02:11:47,920
They've been waiting to play it 
from till he came on the field. 

2629
02:11:47,920 --> 02:11:49,360
That's the first time they could
play it well. 

2630
02:11:49,360 --> 02:11:51,080
What are you? 
Gonna tell him that we consulted

2631
02:11:51,080 --> 02:11:54,440
with Amazon Prime for their 
infographics package. 

2632
02:11:54,880 --> 02:12:00,360
New new theory here, guys. 
New narrative they're saving. 

2633
02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:03,680
Penny for the playoff run. 
Not right now. 

2634
02:12:03,680 --> 02:12:06,280
They're not salts away this 
game. 

2635
02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:12,480
We gotta. 
Choose our narratives carefully.

2636
02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:15,240
What's this narrative based on? 
They get the false my God, they 

2637
02:12:15,240 --> 02:12:18,160
got the offside there. 
How do you jump there? 

2638
02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:22,410
That's so obvious. 
End of the quarter, they ran up 

2639
02:12:22,410 --> 02:12:24,290
to the line to just show 
something. 

2640
02:12:24,290 --> 02:12:28,170
They're going to let the quarter
run out and the frickin Vikings 

2641
02:12:28,170 --> 02:12:32,890
jumped. 
What are you doing? 

2642
02:12:32,890 --> 02:12:39,250
Yeah, unforced errors. 
That's bad. 

2643
02:12:39,650 --> 02:12:42,850
It's a new quarter, so we 
probably won't see Penny again. 

2644
02:12:43,250 --> 02:12:45,610
I'm going to use the restroom. 
No, there's nine seconds left. 

2645
02:12:47,450 --> 02:12:48,890
No, because the clock starts, I 
think. 

2646
02:12:48,930 --> 02:12:50,800
Again. 
Does it tick him? 

2647
02:12:51,240 --> 02:12:57,640
Oh, it does tick him. 
All right. 

2648
02:12:57,880 --> 02:13:00,200
How you feeling, Pete? 
I think we're pulling. 

2649
02:13:00,240 --> 02:13:04,520
This up, I'm feeling like I'm up
later than I've been any of the 

2650
02:13:04,520 --> 02:13:08,280
past three nights. 
That's the other thing too. 

2651
02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:10,920
When people complain not about 
having the Wednesday waiver show

2652
02:13:10,920 --> 02:13:13,600
is like you guys would have 
gotten like a 50 minute show. 

2653
02:13:14,170 --> 02:13:16,250
Me powering it down, Well 
waivers process. 

2654
02:13:16,250 --> 02:13:20,050
See you guys tomorrow and 
instead you get me drinking 

2655
02:13:20,050 --> 02:13:23,250
cocktails and you're going to 
get 3 hour ship chasing here. 

2656
02:13:23,250 --> 02:13:25,730
So everyone, just sit back and 
enjoy. 

2657
02:13:26,490 --> 02:13:29,330
You consider the West Coast? 
I gotta say, it's nice. 

2658
02:13:29,330 --> 02:13:30,650
It's 728 right now. 
Yeah. 

2659
02:13:30,650 --> 02:13:33,570
Pat I considered it when I was 
fucking 18 years old and went to

2660
02:13:33,610 --> 02:13:36,250
school in San Diego. 
That's what I considered it. 

2661
02:13:36,610 --> 02:13:40,930
Yeah, I meant it's great, 10 out
of 10. 

2662
02:13:44,460 --> 02:13:46,020
Have you had a California 
burrito yet? 

2663
02:13:46,020 --> 02:13:47,660
Are you still on your tacos? 
Bullshit. 

2664
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,260
Still on my tacos. 
Bullshit. 

2665
02:13:49,780 --> 02:13:52,140
Dude, go get a California 
burrito at Ortiz's. 

2666
02:13:54,100 --> 02:13:56,740
Come on. 
It is. 

2667
02:13:56,780 --> 02:13:58,780
It is. 
It's honestly true, Kevin. 

2668
02:13:59,180 --> 02:14:01,780
I was like, with my schedule, 
I'm like, I don't have anything 

2669
02:14:01,780 --> 02:14:05,580
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday 
nights in bed by 9. 

2670
02:14:06,020 --> 02:14:10,300
I'm I'm, I'm not kidding. 
I woke up on Tuesday. 

2671
02:14:11,010 --> 02:14:13,690
And check the box score for the 
game. 

2672
02:14:13,690 --> 02:14:16,410
I went to bed before Aaron 
Rodgers ruptured his Achilles 

2673
02:14:16,610 --> 02:14:18,730
and I looked at the box score. 
You know, I have like 

2674
02:14:18,730 --> 02:14:21,370
notifications and scoring and 
whatever, but the first thing I 

2675
02:14:21,370 --> 02:14:23,290
went to is the box score. 
I was like, I wanna see how this

2676
02:14:23,290 --> 02:14:25,290
went down. 
And I see like. 

2677
02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:30,360
Zach Wilson is the primary court
and my mind, like, was having 

2678
02:14:30,360 --> 02:14:33,640
such a hard time processing this
at like 5:45 AM. 

2679
02:14:33,640 --> 02:14:36,400
I'm like, what the fuck happened
in this game? 

2680
02:14:36,680 --> 02:14:38,120
Then I immediately go to Breece 
Han. 

2681
02:14:38,120 --> 02:14:41,160
I was like, I love to see that. 
And then I said, your Wilson has

2682
02:14:41,240 --> 02:14:44,360
a TD and I'm like, are we good? 
Are we good? 

2683
02:14:46,240 --> 02:14:48,960
I was like, there's a 14 1/2 
team total for The Jets this 

2684
02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:49,760
week. 
We're not good. 

2685
02:14:50,160 --> 02:14:52,600
Yeah. 
Is that what it is, 14 1/2? 

2686
02:14:53,140 --> 02:14:54,980
Yeah, well, it is the Cowboys 
too, right? 

2687
02:14:55,180 --> 02:14:58,780
Yeah, it's Cowboys. 
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that was 

2688
02:14:58,780 --> 02:15:00,140
that was a mind blowing 
experience. 

2689
02:15:00,140 --> 02:15:03,900
No, this this will be the only 
island game I stay up for each 

2690
02:15:03,900 --> 02:15:07,260
week, the Thursday night ones. 
I feel you, man. 

2691
02:15:08,580 --> 02:15:09,700
I've been going to bed early out
here. 

2692
02:15:09,700 --> 02:15:11,780
It's nice. 
Not that early, but you know, 

2693
02:15:12,140 --> 02:15:13,220
early. 
You going to bed? 

2694
02:15:13,220 --> 02:15:15,100
Like what? 
You go to bed at 11. 

2695
02:15:15,100 --> 02:15:18,260
It's 2:00 PM two am Yeah, 
exactly. 

2696
02:15:18,960 --> 02:15:21,360
That's that's the reallyest I've
ever gone, like ever in my. 

2697
02:15:21,360 --> 02:15:23,440
Like whole life basically. 
I don't know, maybe like when I 

2698
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:28,320
was 9 or whatever. 
But yeah, I wish 820. 

2699
02:15:28,440 --> 02:15:34,120
I think 99 AM is a is is a good 
sweet spot for me. 9:00 PM, 

2700
02:15:34,120 --> 02:15:36,520
yeah. 
Pat Pat's not getting up until 

2701
02:15:36,520 --> 02:15:38,800
five. 
Pat lives like a fucking did 

2702
02:15:38,800 --> 02:15:39,280
you? 
I got up at. 

2703
02:15:39,280 --> 02:15:40,920
No, I've been getting up around 
7:30 out here. 

2704
02:15:42,040 --> 02:15:44,120
Well, Murphy is what keeps you 
accountable, right? 

2705
02:15:44,720 --> 02:15:46,680
Yeah, yeah, I gotta. 
I gotta wake up. 

2706
02:15:46,800 --> 02:15:48,040
Actually, Murphy. 
Murphy. 

2707
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:51,480
Like he can hold it for like a 
crazy long time. 

2708
02:15:51,520 --> 02:15:54,560
So I don't. 
But I yeah, I feel like it's 

2709
02:15:54,560 --> 02:15:57,560
not, you know, just just to get 
on a schedule. 

2710
02:15:57,560 --> 02:16:02,200
So he knows I've been trying to 
get up around 7:30, take him for

2711
02:16:02,200 --> 02:16:04,840
a walk and get my day started. 
It's kind of nice. 

2712
02:16:04,880 --> 02:16:06,080
It's really nice in the morning 
here. 

2713
02:16:06,080 --> 02:16:06,720
So I. 
Want to be? 

2714
02:16:07,440 --> 02:16:12,960
Oh, yeah. 
All right, here we go. 

2715
02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:16,260
Fourth quarter 2714, can we get 
some A.J. 

2716
02:16:16,260 --> 02:16:21,140
Brown points? 
Come on AJ, man, He catches that

2717
02:16:21,140 --> 02:16:27,140
in turns he's gone. 
You know that incredible. 

2718
02:16:28,300 --> 02:16:30,020
I did not come back with Nachos 
chat. 

2719
02:16:30,020 --> 02:16:32,940
I just came back with a leftover
taquito and. 

2720
02:16:33,059 --> 02:16:38,580
Sour cream? 
Man, I might have to go do a 

2721
02:16:38,580 --> 02:16:40,969
snack break. 
I mean, it's West Coast. 

2722
02:16:40,969 --> 02:16:43,170
It's it's like dinner time. 
We're talking. 

2723
02:16:43,170 --> 02:16:44,650
I mean how you go to the whole 
team. 

2724
02:16:45,650 --> 02:16:47,690
Yeah, I found a pizza place out 
here that's actually really 

2725
02:16:47,690 --> 02:16:49,090
good. 
That's what I had today. 

2726
02:16:49,290 --> 02:16:49,690
Nice. 
Yeah. 

2727
02:16:51,290 --> 02:16:53,010
It's a win. 
You're in New York, guy. 

2728
02:16:53,010 --> 02:16:54,809
I figured you would have been, 
like, snobby about the 

2729
02:16:54,809 --> 02:16:56,330
California pizza. 
No, I I was. 

2730
02:16:56,370 --> 02:16:58,090
I was impressed. 
Me, I'm not like that snobby 

2731
02:16:58,090 --> 02:17:00,809
about New York pizza. 
Like, it's like, it's good. 

2732
02:17:00,809 --> 02:17:02,010
It's a good thing. 
I like it. 

2733
02:17:02,010 --> 02:17:04,610
But I like the style, you know, 
the thin crust and everything. 

2734
02:17:04,650 --> 02:17:08,770
But I'm not like, the world's 
expert on New York pizza. 

2735
02:17:09,049 --> 02:17:10,840
So. 
Here's the thing, would people 

2736
02:17:10,840 --> 02:17:14,360
say that stuff about like, New 
York pizza or I don't know like 

2737
02:17:14,360 --> 02:17:16,520
pick your flavor of like, this 
is so good here. 

2738
02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:18,840
I don't know Buffalo wings, what
they're talking about is like 

2739
02:17:18,840 --> 02:17:23,200
the floor for like random 
establishments is higher than in

2740
02:17:23,200 --> 02:17:25,600
other cities, but like, still 
really good pizza in San Diego. 

2741
02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:27,400
It's gonna be fucking really 
good, right? 

2742
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:29,920
It's just saying, like the hole 
in the wall, like pizza joints 

2743
02:17:29,920 --> 02:17:32,559
in New York are gonna be, like, 
better than the hole in the 

2744
02:17:32,559 --> 02:17:34,680
wall. 
Pizza joints in Santa for sure. 

2745
02:17:35,799 --> 02:17:38,459
Yeah, I think that's right. 
I also think like even that was 

2746
02:17:38,459 --> 02:17:40,540
a great take. 
That was a that was a Uno ball 

2747
02:17:40,540 --> 02:17:41,260
take of. 
Food. 

2748
02:17:41,340 --> 02:17:43,540
That was a Uno ball and I. 
I haven't even been sitting on 

2749
02:17:43,540 --> 02:17:44,100
that one. 
I just. 

2750
02:17:44,100 --> 02:17:45,020
I just. 
I just came. 

2751
02:17:45,020 --> 02:17:48,700
But I also think there's a thing
of like, like New York does tie 

2752
02:17:48,700 --> 02:17:50,900
really well. 
And it's not just it's that. 

2753
02:17:50,900 --> 02:17:53,620
But it's also like when you go 
to that tie place that's like 

2754
02:17:53,620 --> 02:17:55,700
buzzy and everyone's like, you 
gotta check out this tie place, 

2755
02:17:56,100 --> 02:17:57,780
the food's gonna be fucking 
awesome. 

2756
02:17:58,299 --> 02:18:00,940
Whereas like if you go to a 
place that's not got such tie, 

2757
02:18:00,940 --> 02:18:05,940
it might be buzzy because it's 
like, OK and they haven't had OK

2758
02:18:06,020 --> 02:18:08,340
in that town in a while, you 
know what I'm saying? 

2759
02:18:08,340 --> 02:18:10,740
So there's like, it's more with 
something like pizza. 

2760
02:18:10,740 --> 02:18:16,100
That won't be the case, but with
some cuisines you could like 

2761
02:18:16,100 --> 02:18:18,180
that next level up. 
There's a big difference too. 

2762
02:18:19,420 --> 02:18:24,780
Yeah. 
Well, in San Diego too, it is. 

2763
02:18:24,860 --> 02:18:27,940
I mean, like a lot of places. 
I would say Colorado falls into 

2764
02:18:27,940 --> 02:18:29,820
this umbrella too. 
I'm sure there's some other 

2765
02:18:29,820 --> 02:18:33,760
places that where. 
Even Colorado when I was growing

2766
02:18:33,760 --> 02:18:38,000
up and even San Diego when I was
there in like 05 to 09, like the

2767
02:18:38,000 --> 02:18:41,440
food scene is exponentially 
better now than it was. 

2768
02:18:41,600 --> 02:18:44,680
I mean in like the craft brewery
scene and the craft distillery 

2769
02:18:44,680 --> 02:18:46,799
scene in San Diego is. 
AJ oh. 

2770
02:18:47,440 --> 02:18:50,120
Yeah, baby. 
Guys, guys, guys. 

2771
02:18:50,120 --> 02:18:52,400
There was a fucking flag for 
holding. 

2772
02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:57,879
Come on, it was the back judge. 
That's such bullshit. 

2773
02:18:59,770 --> 02:19:01,850
The flag came in when he was 
rolling out and I was like 

2774
02:19:01,850 --> 02:19:05,690
holding in my head. 
Fuck, in my head I was like, 

2775
02:19:05,690 --> 02:19:07,209
that's holding. 
And then the rest of the play 

2776
02:19:07,209 --> 02:19:08,809
happens. 
It was Penny. 

2777
02:19:09,370 --> 02:19:14,730
It was Penny who did it. 
He didn't even need to do that. 

2778
02:19:18,889 --> 02:19:21,690
Caught him, caught him. 
From all our teams, staff, if 

2779
02:19:21,690 --> 02:19:24,809
you're watching. 
The thing about drafting running

2780
02:19:24,809 --> 02:19:28,410
backs is you got to draft guys 
who have opportunity because if 

2781
02:19:28,450 --> 02:19:31,010
you draft for talent, then they 
fucking hold and ruin your. 

2782
02:19:31,410 --> 02:19:34,930
Fucking pick guns. 
Wow. 

2783
02:19:39,809 --> 02:19:41,889
Here's the thing. 
Penny was just trying to move 

2784
02:19:41,889 --> 02:19:46,530
the yardage back so that the A J
touchdown would actually get us 

2785
02:19:46,770 --> 02:19:53,270
higher. 
That fucking sucked. 

2786
02:19:56,110 --> 02:19:58,230
I might. 
Get you? 

2787
02:19:59,150 --> 02:20:01,830
I smell overtime from your lips 
to God's ears. 

2788
02:20:02,630 --> 02:20:07,710
Again. 
Again, tackle them. 

2789
02:20:08,030 --> 02:20:12,910
Come on, that's Pi. 
Give them a flag. 

2790
02:20:13,310 --> 02:20:15,390
You don't want π though. 
I don't know. 

2791
02:20:15,390 --> 02:20:23,040
But we want that play again. 
Oh, my God, he's all over. 

2792
02:20:23,080 --> 02:20:25,760
Look at this. 
He grabs his shoulder. 

2793
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:29,440
Wise. 
You can't do that. 

2794
02:20:29,680 --> 02:20:33,520
Oh, on down. 
Hey, God, that's a good no call.

2795
02:20:33,520 --> 02:20:35,200
Otherwise, that's a tushy, pushy
guys. 

2796
02:20:35,320 --> 02:20:38,320
Yeah, we want the call, but it 
they should have called it, they

2797
02:20:38,360 --> 02:20:40,520
should have called it. 
Exactly. 

2798
02:20:40,600 --> 02:20:43,320
Hope, nose ball. 
That's just another tushy, pushy

2799
02:20:46,960 --> 02:20:48,120
Joe. 
We know. 

2800
02:20:48,880 --> 02:20:58,490
We know on principle I'm upset 
he's gonna stop A.J. 

2801
02:20:58,490 --> 02:21:02,770
Brown from catching a TV. 
Gross. 

2802
02:21:02,770 --> 02:21:04,650
All right, let's let's look at 
the here. 

2803
02:21:04,650 --> 02:21:06,890
Let's pull these up. 
See how we're doing here? 

2804
02:21:07,730 --> 02:21:13,490
That was a brutal moment. 
Those back-to-back plays, I 

2805
02:21:13,490 --> 02:21:16,450
mean, we just almost got that 
was it. 

2806
02:21:16,490 --> 02:21:18,610
They were like, we're gonna get 
AJ at TD real quick. 

2807
02:21:19,390 --> 02:21:22,030
Yeah, we did. 
I thought we fucking did. 

2808
02:21:24,990 --> 02:21:26,550
What do you mean? 
The taquito that Chad wants to 

2809
02:21:26,590 --> 02:21:27,470
know? 
What'd you say it was? 

2810
02:21:28,190 --> 02:21:29,910
Yeah, it was a Yeah, it was a 
taquito. 

2811
02:21:29,910 --> 02:21:32,670
It's delicious. 
Fucking great. 

2812
02:21:32,990 --> 02:21:35,110
We got this really good Mexican 
spot around here. 

2813
02:21:36,190 --> 02:21:37,830
It's fucking. 
Everything is amazing. 

2814
02:21:37,830 --> 02:21:40,470
I get the nachos, my wife gets 
the taquitos. 

2815
02:21:40,830 --> 02:21:43,310
I get the tacos El pastor. 
If we just have, is that your 

2816
02:21:43,310 --> 02:21:45,910
wife's taquito? 
That's her leftover taquito? 

2817
02:21:46,030 --> 02:21:47,390
I asked her when I was 
downstairs. 

2818
02:21:47,390 --> 02:21:48,910
Like, can I eat your leftover 
taquito? 

2819
02:21:48,910 --> 02:21:51,150
She was like, God, you just out 
at your size. 

2820
02:21:51,910 --> 02:21:54,310
I get the notches. 
My wife gets sticky. 

2821
02:21:55,590 --> 02:21:58,390
Now we share the nachos. 
I get the I get the tacos. 

2822
02:21:58,390 --> 02:21:59,950
El pasta. 
Delicious. 

2823
02:22:06,870 --> 02:22:09,150
Yeah, bro, you can make taquitos
at home. 

2824
02:22:09,150 --> 02:22:11,310
Like, I mean, I can make a lot 
of things at home, bro. 

2825
02:22:11,470 --> 02:22:13,510
Jesus, That's what I don't do. 
Make any event. 

2826
02:22:18,170 --> 02:22:20,010
Oh, my God. 
Why do you think I lived in New 

2827
02:22:20,010 --> 02:22:22,290
York for 10 years? 
I don't make anything at home. 

2828
02:22:22,450 --> 02:22:25,610
I eat out out of the house. 
I mean, and Louise. 

2829
02:22:25,730 --> 02:22:28,490
Like I love you. 
Your name's Louise. 

2830
02:22:28,570 --> 02:22:30,330
I want to eat the taquitos you 
make. 

2831
02:22:30,330 --> 02:22:32,490
I don't want to eat the taquitos
Ben makes, bro. 

2832
02:22:32,490 --> 02:22:34,530
Like, I bet you make awesome 
taquitos. 

2833
02:22:34,530 --> 02:22:39,220
I'm there. 
Hang on real quick here. 

2834
02:22:39,220 --> 02:22:42,500
I'm going to do this is the an 
unscientific. 

2835
02:22:42,500 --> 02:22:47,540
So the way we did the giveaway 
for today was with quote 

2836
02:22:47,540 --> 02:22:49,660
retweets. 
And if I did the math right 

2837
02:22:49,660 --> 02:22:53,860
there was 102 of the quote 
retweets. 

2838
02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:57,940
Some of you guys didn't follow 
the instructions and retweeted 

2839
02:22:58,100 --> 02:23:01,260
and then replied but the 
giveaway did say quote retweets.

2840
02:23:01,660 --> 02:23:08,760
So I am going to generate a 
number here. 60 And now I'm 

2841
02:23:08,760 --> 02:23:12,360
going to Scroll down and find 
the 60th post here. 

2842
02:23:12,360 --> 02:23:16,120
And I will. 
I will let the people know who 

2843
02:23:16,120 --> 02:23:18,680
won. 
Good guy, Here you go. 

2844
02:23:18,680 --> 02:23:21,720
So just show the A J Brown play,
slomo. 

2845
02:23:21,720 --> 02:23:23,680
I don't. 
Want to see it? 

2846
02:23:23,680 --> 02:23:31,560
Again, that's Gretch 234567. 8 
Thanks for servicing the audio 

2847
02:23:31,560 --> 02:23:34,400
listeners. 
Like counting out loud 11/12. 

2848
02:23:34,880 --> 02:23:38,760
13141516 Well, you go to Asia 
Brown. 

2849
02:23:38,760 --> 02:23:44,160
Why do they still have the ball?
What happened 22230 Did they 

2850
02:23:44,160 --> 02:23:53,240
call a penalty? 
26 I don't know 2728. 29. 3330. 

2851
02:23:53,240 --> 02:24:07,200
Four, don't distract. 
Me 35363749. 40. 44454647 we're 

2852
02:24:07,320 --> 02:24:16,890
getting there 4840. 5051525354. 
56 So close there's. 

2853
02:24:16,970 --> 02:24:19,210
A lot of. 
Money. 

2854
02:24:19,210 --> 02:24:21,010
If he died, it's J. 
Balls. 

2855
02:24:21,010 --> 02:24:22,210
Nice. 
Mama. 

2856
02:24:22,210 --> 02:24:24,930
Congrats, Mama. 
Fina win. 

2857
02:24:24,970 --> 02:24:28,090
Mama finally gonna win. 
I just translated that post. 

2858
02:24:28,090 --> 02:24:30,490
Congratulations, Jay Balls. 
You win. 

2859
02:24:30,570 --> 02:24:32,770
Mama Fina win. 
Mama Fina win. 

2860
02:24:33,290 --> 02:24:35,810
Yeah, gay balls. 
And you win. 

2861
02:24:37,010 --> 02:24:40,050
Yes, there you go you. 
Won. 

2862
02:24:40,370 --> 02:24:42,770
You're telling me. 
What was it, Mama Fina win? 

2863
02:24:42,770 --> 02:24:46,260
We gotta tell. 
Yeah, underdog, who to put the 

2864
02:24:46,260 --> 02:24:48,220
money in? 
What account to put the money in

2865
02:24:48,220 --> 02:24:49,820
there? 
Yeah, that's why I just quote 

2866
02:24:49,820 --> 02:24:51,300
retweeted it. 
So we had it there. 

2867
02:24:51,300 --> 02:24:53,420
Jay Balls wins. 
Yeah. 

2868
02:24:54,060 --> 02:24:55,380
I'm sorry. 
It was a big sweat. 

2869
02:24:55,380 --> 02:24:58,220
I would say it's better than 
Wheel of Names, honestly. 

2870
02:24:58,220 --> 02:25:01,060
Like, that's a quick death 
there, this one. 

2871
02:25:01,060 --> 02:25:12,480
Everyone got a real sweat there.
All right, Gretch is on top of 

2872
02:25:12,480 --> 02:25:13,680
it. 
Gretch already has it over. 

2873
02:25:13,680 --> 02:25:15,080
To you already, Yeah, we're 
already in. 

2874
02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:16,520
I already did. 
I already nail that. 

2875
02:25:16,920 --> 02:25:19,640
I mean, I'm, I'm like half 
sober. 

2876
02:25:20,000 --> 02:25:22,360
So I I was kind of concerned I 
did that right. 

2877
02:25:23,680 --> 02:25:26,880
Is that you, Jordan? 
Are you just hyped on just the 

2878
02:25:26,880 --> 02:25:28,960
way I did that to you? 
Thanks, boys. 

2879
02:25:31,400 --> 02:25:33,840
Oh, my goodness, George. 
Andy's a YouTube member. 

2880
02:25:34,040 --> 02:25:37,240
You love to see it. 
You love to see it. 

2881
02:25:37,560 --> 02:25:39,480
Yeah. 
Underdog will be dropping $100 

2882
02:25:39,520 --> 02:25:43,090
in your account. 
This is guys. 

2883
02:25:43,250 --> 02:25:46,610
You realize that Rashad Penny's 
holding just cost us $2000? 

2884
02:25:47,490 --> 02:25:50,930
Yep. 
No, it just cost us sweating 

2885
02:25:50,930 --> 02:25:53,890
like one point for a J Brad to 
get after that. 

2886
02:25:53,890 --> 02:25:56,450
That would have been a brutal, 
brutal sweat for the rest of the

2887
02:25:56,450 --> 02:25:59,130
game. 
I don't, I don't know if that 

2888
02:25:59,170 --> 02:26:01,090
would have gotten us the. 
I don't know if that would have 

2889
02:26:01,090 --> 02:26:03,410
gotten us higher there. 
It might not have gotten us 

2890
02:26:03,410 --> 02:26:06,010
there. 
Well, let's let's do that three 

2891
02:26:06,010 --> 02:26:08,450
catches. 
It's that 3 catches in like the 

2892
02:26:08,450 --> 02:26:11,540
second working for like first 
minute of the second quarter. 

2893
02:26:12,140 --> 02:26:14,420
Why are they running into 
Alexander Madison? 

2894
02:26:15,860 --> 02:26:18,420
What's happening? 
Well, that was a successful run.

2895
02:26:20,260 --> 02:26:26,580
I'm super. 
I'm super into Alexander Madison

2896
02:26:26,580 --> 02:26:28,620
having 8 touches for 10 yards 
right now. 

2897
02:26:28,620 --> 02:26:29,980
It's just like my favorite 
thing. 

2898
02:26:30,700 --> 02:26:33,820
Yeah, we gotta hang our hat on 
stuff that there's so many 

2899
02:26:33,820 --> 02:26:36,420
people that wanted to draft 
Alexander Madison this year. 

2900
02:26:37,120 --> 02:26:40,160
The whole story about Silva and 
me getting in a huge argument in

2901
02:26:40,160 --> 02:26:42,880
our draft, he really fucking 
wanted Alexander. 

2902
02:26:43,120 --> 02:26:45,680
But he he had a thing I was 
watching one of the ETR things 

2903
02:26:45,680 --> 02:26:47,360
that he's talking about talent 
based takes. 

2904
02:26:47,360 --> 02:26:50,560
I'm like you were in Alexander 
Madison. 

2905
02:26:50,560 --> 02:26:53,480
My. 
Come on, Osborne. 

2906
02:26:54,920 --> 02:26:58,080
I mean, that's just a brutal 
drop by Osborne there, that's 

2907
02:26:58,120 --> 02:26:59,440
you. 
Catch the ball, bro. 

2908
02:27:04,800 --> 02:27:06,320
Alright, more plastic temps for 
Kurt. 

2909
02:27:06,650 --> 02:27:08,090
That's good. 
We got to get these pass 

2910
02:27:08,090 --> 02:27:10,410
attempts up before. 
He's only at 27. 

2911
02:27:13,690 --> 02:27:15,570
I still think the A.J. 
Brown Td's coming. 

2912
02:27:15,570 --> 02:27:18,970
We If the Vikings score here, 
the Eagles are going to have 

2913
02:27:18,970 --> 02:27:21,210
incentive to actually push a 
little bit. 

2914
02:27:22,930 --> 02:27:25,650
Yeah, yeah. 
A score would be big. 

2915
02:27:25,850 --> 02:27:29,810
Really big. 
We need a long surgical Dr. I 

2916
02:27:29,810 --> 02:27:34,970
don't know how many times I can 
say I got JJ, he's open, all 

2917
02:27:34,970 --> 02:27:39,290
right, what's that front of the 
little the little mesh route he 

2918
02:27:39,290 --> 02:27:43,050
won on that mesh route. 
Quit, I gotta say for sweat, 

2919
02:27:43,250 --> 02:27:46,730
sweat equity, the over on 38 
pastems is a long one. 

2920
02:27:47,290 --> 02:27:50,890
So like, yeah, that's a grind. 
That is a grind. 

2921
02:27:51,290 --> 02:27:55,170
And also I was really sure that 
Hawkinson was going to get 

2922
02:27:55,170 --> 02:27:56,730
there. 
He got his fourth catch in like 

2923
02:27:56,930 --> 02:28:00,410
the middle of the second quarter
and we have not seen him 

2924
02:28:00,410 --> 02:28:03,610
catching in the past since that 
TV we had a refund where a chat 

2925
02:28:03,610 --> 02:28:05,010
with him. 
It's true, he hasn't. 

2926
02:28:05,010 --> 02:28:06,890
He hasn't. 
He hasn't done it yet. 

2927
02:28:07,170 --> 02:28:09,050
No. 
Like sure he was gonna do it. 

2928
02:28:09,210 --> 02:28:12,170
What happens if someone pushes 
one of the legs of the pickup? 

2929
02:28:12,250 --> 02:28:17,170
You you still can win, it just 
reduces the payout down to 

2930
02:28:17,170 --> 02:28:21,050
whatever one lasts is I see. 
Makes sense? 

2931
02:28:21,610 --> 02:28:24,730
That's a cool way to handle it, 
yeah, it's. 

2932
02:28:25,010 --> 02:28:28,090
I mean, it's kind of like part 
of the participation era. 

2933
02:28:28,480 --> 02:28:30,920
You know, participation trophy 
era of America. 

2934
02:28:31,040 --> 02:28:33,240
You know, just the pusification 
of America. 

2935
02:28:33,440 --> 02:28:38,760
You push your is one child. 
Look what's happened though. 

2936
02:28:44,080 --> 02:28:45,760
We have gotten very mother of a 
daughter. 

2937
02:28:45,760 --> 02:28:48,960
You're a father of a daughter. 
Yes, I'm not allowed to say 

2938
02:28:48,960 --> 02:28:52,680
pusification anymore. 
I did just want to pull up this 

2939
02:28:52,680 --> 02:28:56,470
comment about KJ Osbourne Drop. 
Hit them in the worst possible 

2940
02:28:56,470 --> 02:28:57,030
right there. 
Oh. 

2941
02:29:02,710 --> 02:29:15,110
Man. 
We do. 

2942
02:29:17,750 --> 02:29:20,350
We're close here, boys. 
I know, I know. 

2943
02:29:20,350 --> 02:29:22,990
We're close. 
You guys are more optimistic 

2944
02:29:23,150 --> 02:29:26,570
than me. 
You give it up on Aj's like 

2945
02:29:26,730 --> 02:29:29,290
Hawkinson 1. 
The Hawkinson one is is tough. 

2946
02:29:29,810 --> 02:29:32,410
Hawkinson's gonna get there. 
We just need a couple catches on

2947
02:29:32,410 --> 02:29:34,250
this drive. 
Viking score. 

2948
02:29:34,530 --> 02:29:37,050
Eagles just showed last drive. 
They remember they have A.J. 

2949
02:29:37,050 --> 02:29:39,850
Brown and that's important. 
That is important. 

2950
02:29:39,970 --> 02:29:46,290
That's the first step, man. 
Penny. 

2951
02:29:46,370 --> 02:29:52,730
Penny being the guy who held. 
That that's a real, you know? 

2952
02:29:53,970 --> 02:29:55,730
Puts us in a tough spot there, 
you know? 

2953
02:29:55,850 --> 02:29:58,690
Yeah, that that feels like a 
mush, you know because we the 

2954
02:29:58,690 --> 02:30:02,570
whole podcast was was coping 
with Penny Cope and then he 

2955
02:30:02,690 --> 02:30:07,010
holds and and it ruins our. 
Our I don't think AJ Brown's a 

2956
02:30:07,010 --> 02:30:09,610
big Rashad Penny fan right now. 
I'll tell you that much. 

2957
02:30:09,730 --> 02:30:14,010
I don't think so either. 
Man, what happened to the to the

2958
02:30:14,010 --> 02:30:15,810
tackle? 
Here there's someone good beat. 

2959
02:30:15,810 --> 02:30:21,130
This made me laugh really hard, 
me starting Alexander Madison 

2960
02:30:21,130 --> 02:30:27,100
and fantasy. 
Oh, it's like I've never seen 

2961
02:30:27,100 --> 02:30:31,860
that one. 
This style this style Twitter 

2962
02:30:31,860 --> 02:30:34,420
post is not my favorite, but 
when it's making fun of 

2963
02:30:34,420 --> 02:30:36,820
Alexander Madison, I'm pretty on
board with it. 

2964
02:30:38,500 --> 02:30:41,900
What I do like about it is that 
in this video it leads you to 

2965
02:30:41,900 --> 02:30:45,020
ask the question, what did you 
think was going to happen? 

2966
02:30:45,140 --> 02:30:48,420
Which is why Over the flames, 
that's a ramp. 

2967
02:30:48,420 --> 02:30:50,780
Over the flames, Like, evil? 
No, that's cardboard, dude. 

2968
02:30:50,780 --> 02:30:52,140
Look at that thing. 
That's like, fucking. 

2969
02:30:52,140 --> 02:30:53,700
There's no chance that thing was
gonna hold. 

2970
02:30:53,780 --> 02:30:55,900
Look at There's no. 
Chance believe that could be 

2971
02:30:55,900 --> 02:30:57,660
Cardboard Pat. 
Knows. 

2972
02:30:57,780 --> 02:31:00,940
Cardboard guys, trust me, this 
guy knows cardboard. 

2973
02:31:11,460 --> 02:31:14,860
I hope that dude is OK. 
Yeah, I can't believe I set 

2974
02:31:14,860 --> 02:31:18,960
myself up for that. 
You know, cardboard? 

2975
02:31:19,040 --> 02:31:20,560
Bro. 
That's cardboard, man. 

2976
02:31:21,320 --> 02:31:23,840
You might think it's plywood, 
but that's cardboard, bro. 

2977
02:31:31,080 --> 02:31:33,520
Nothing's changed. 
I'm watching Ship Chaser and I'm

2978
02:31:33,520 --> 02:31:36,000
on my 4th seltzer. 
It's just Thursday. 

2979
02:31:36,000 --> 02:31:40,440
I mean that. 
Yeah, that hit me right in the 

2980
02:31:40,440 --> 02:31:42,080
heart. 
I feel good about that. 

2981
02:31:42,080 --> 02:31:46,640
Nothing's changed for me either.
I got a stack of empty beer cans

2982
02:31:46,640 --> 02:31:50,600
over here. 
I'm building pyramids. 

2983
02:31:51,440 --> 02:31:54,080
My daughters are gonna ask why I
drank so many beers last night 

2984
02:31:54,080 --> 02:31:55,920
in the morning. 
Gonna be great. 

2985
02:31:57,040 --> 02:31:58,760
All right. 
Let's get these past attempts 

2986
02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:02,600
going all right, there we go. 
Well, God, he's so good. 

2987
02:32:02,680 --> 02:32:04,720
He's real. 
I told you 7 hard yards in the 

2988
02:32:04,720 --> 02:32:07,440
second-half. 
Yeah. 

2989
02:32:07,440 --> 02:32:09,840
Did we get that one? 
That's the only thing we're 

2990
02:32:09,840 --> 02:32:13,920
gonna get is Jay Jeff's over, 
was to think the rest of it do 

2991
02:32:13,920 --> 02:32:15,440
we get, do we have Devant on 
that one. 

2992
02:32:16,320 --> 02:32:19,880
Yeah, but the Boston Scott. 
We need Jake Elliott. 

2993
02:32:20,040 --> 02:32:23,040
We need AJ Boston. 
Scott's out of the game. 

2994
02:32:23,880 --> 02:32:25,080
Yeah. 
Yeah, that one's dead. 

2995
02:32:25,080 --> 02:32:27,160
That we're dust. 
Jake Elliott's gonna hit, 

2996
02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:28,360
though. 
He's at 9 now. 

2997
02:32:28,800 --> 02:32:29,840
He's about to kick. 
How to think? 

2998
02:32:29,880 --> 02:32:33,240
Siriani would rather play a 
hobbled Boston Scott than 

2999
02:32:33,240 --> 02:32:35,360
Brashad Penny, though, so maybe 
there's still a chance. 

3000
02:32:35,920 --> 02:32:39,120
Yeah, throw it down. 
That's. 

3001
02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:41,580
A pass attempt. 
That's a beautiful pass. 

3002
02:32:41,820 --> 02:32:42,900
It's not hot. 
That's what happened. 

3003
02:32:42,900 --> 02:32:45,940
You've been tied in. 
I've seen who's 84. 

3004
02:32:45,940 --> 02:32:48,020
I've seen him be targeted. 
Like there's Josh Oliver, they 

3005
02:32:48,100 --> 02:32:49,660
they like to do some of the 210 
stuff. 

3006
02:32:49,660 --> 02:32:50,900
He was getting some buzzing. 
Cam. 

3007
02:32:51,940 --> 02:32:53,980
Yeah, he played a little bit 
last week too. 

3008
02:32:53,980 --> 02:32:56,300
He's it's just like a 
situational fucking. 

3009
02:32:56,300 --> 02:32:58,660
We wanna get him. 
Well, the situation has been the

3010
02:32:58,940 --> 02:33:00,900
second-half of this game. 
Right. 

3011
02:33:03,620 --> 02:33:05,940
All right, Kirk's up to, I don't
know if this is updated. 

3012
02:33:05,940 --> 02:33:09,620
I'm seeing 30 right now. 
That might have been 31 right 

3013
02:33:09,620 --> 02:33:12,490
there. 
We're we're definitely live on 

3014
02:33:12,490 --> 02:33:14,690
the Kirk. 
I mean we're we're still OK I'm 

3015
02:33:14,690 --> 02:33:17,450
going to join the optimism side.
Yes we need that quick A J. 

3016
02:33:17,450 --> 02:33:20,330
Brown We need A J. 
Brown is it. 

3017
02:33:20,770 --> 02:33:22,370
Ty Chandler says. 
And let's go. 

3018
02:33:23,130 --> 02:33:25,370
Let's go. 
Broke a tackle. 

3019
02:33:25,450 --> 02:33:26,930
Take notes. 
Alexander Madison? 

3020
02:33:27,010 --> 02:33:29,050
Yeah, try to do that one time, 
please. 

3021
02:33:31,450 --> 02:33:33,610
This can't. 
Alexander Madison got the 28 

3022
02:33:33,610 --> 02:33:35,770
yards rushing. 
That's the quietest 28 yards 

3023
02:33:35,770 --> 02:33:37,370
rushing I've ever. 
Seen this has to be fake. 

3024
02:33:37,700 --> 02:33:40,060
I'm calling bullshit, Shawn. 
Send me a screenshot. 

3025
02:33:40,420 --> 02:33:44,220
Send me a fucking screenshot. 
Shawn says he has 5% Josh Oliver

3026
02:33:44,220 --> 02:33:45,940
and BBF 4. 
I've called bullshit. 

3027
02:33:46,260 --> 02:33:48,420
And The thing is, it's such a 
delicate lie. 

3028
02:33:48,660 --> 02:33:50,700
Like if you were just poking 
around, you'd be like I have 

3029
02:33:50,700 --> 02:33:53,500
23%. 
We'd all laugh, but 5% is just 

3030
02:33:53,500 --> 02:33:55,700
believable enough for me to call
bullshit. 

3031
02:33:56,300 --> 02:33:59,340
There's no fucking way Shawn. 
Yeah, that's a lot. 

3032
02:33:59,620 --> 02:34:03,220
How many entries did you? 
20 entries. 

3033
02:34:03,220 --> 02:34:04,780
And you have one Josh Oliver, 
cuz that. 

3034
02:34:04,860 --> 02:34:06,300
Yeah, that's what it could be, 
dude. 

3035
02:34:07,540 --> 02:34:08,620
It's still that's. 
What it could be? 

3036
02:34:09,580 --> 02:34:13,580
No. 
Sean. 

3037
02:34:14,020 --> 02:34:15,740
Send me some research. 
Essentially what you're saying, 

3038
02:34:15,740 --> 02:34:18,900
Pete, is I don't believe this 
guy's taken Josh Oliver, but he 

3039
02:34:18,940 --> 02:34:21,540
could have taken Josh Oliver a 
couple of times and not Max 

3040
02:34:21,540 --> 02:34:24,300
entered and they're. 
Like, it's a very delicate lie 

3041
02:34:24,300 --> 02:34:27,990
and I fell for it. 
No, Chris, I'm that's even more 

3042
02:34:27,990 --> 02:34:34,350
delicate 3%, you know I bought 
3%, nobody has 3%. 

3043
02:34:34,350 --> 02:34:37,350
Johnny Munn No, I'm a. 
Sucker for a delicate lie. 

3044
02:34:37,430 --> 02:34:39,310
I I'll just tell you that right 
now. 

3045
02:34:39,550 --> 02:34:44,390
But it has to be delicate. 
Oh my goodness. 

3046
02:34:44,910 --> 02:34:48,950
Open KJ Osbourne. 
Yeah, there we go. 

3047
02:34:48,990 --> 02:34:51,550
That's big. 
Eating 740 left. 

3048
02:34:51,990 --> 02:34:54,550
That's good for. 
I think I might have 5% smile, 

3049
02:34:54,550 --> 02:34:56,460
Sue. 
And that's not even a lie. 

3050
02:34:56,780 --> 02:34:59,500
I don't know if it is 5%, but 
could be. 

3051
02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:02,580
Pat, remember that time we tried
to take Smythe as our 4th tight 

3052
02:35:02,580 --> 02:35:04,940
end and auto drafted Zeke 
Elliott instead? 

3053
02:35:04,940 --> 02:35:07,420
That kind of worked out it. 
Kind of did, yeah. 

3054
02:35:11,340 --> 02:35:14,300
All right, you guys like we are.
We are still live. 

3055
02:35:15,860 --> 02:35:18,900
Gretch, you did promise if we 
hit our our pick him, you're 

3056
02:35:18,900 --> 02:35:21,100
throwing on the helmet and doing
a keg stand. 

3057
02:35:21,100 --> 02:35:24,100
Is that what you said? 
If I had a keg, I would do a keg

3058
02:35:24,100 --> 02:35:26,010
stand. 
I I believe you. 

3059
02:35:31,570 --> 02:35:34,850
I was just as big as a week ago 
as that and his response was 

3060
02:35:34,850 --> 02:35:37,170
immediately You don't need to 
say anymore. 

3061
02:35:37,170 --> 02:35:44,890
I believe who? 
Who can bait me? 

3062
02:35:45,610 --> 02:35:48,690
I got you. 
Someone get. 

3063
02:35:49,250 --> 02:35:50,930
Someone tried to get me with a 
delicate lie. 

3064
02:35:50,930 --> 02:35:52,690
That's true. 
You guys are all now just doing 

3065
02:35:52,690 --> 02:35:54,450
straight out lies. 
Someone tried to get me with a 

3066
02:35:54,450 --> 02:35:57,210
real one, 3% Peyton Hendershot. 
Not buying that. 

3067
02:35:57,210 --> 02:35:59,210
Someone get me with one that I 
shouldn't believe. 

3068
02:35:59,250 --> 02:36:00,690
Well you need 2 truths and a 
lie. 

3069
02:36:00,730 --> 02:36:02,930
You need we need like A2 truths 
and a lie situation. 

3070
02:36:03,130 --> 02:36:06,410
Well Derek, Derek and the 
deposit king of discord showed 

3071
02:36:06,410 --> 02:36:09,010
the receipts. 
I think he had like 24% Kyle and

3072
02:36:09,010 --> 02:36:12,290
Granson and and that was that 
ended up being real. 

3073
02:36:12,290 --> 02:36:18,550
I would have assumed that was a 
not so delicate lie. 7% Jalen 

3074
02:36:18,550 --> 02:36:20,030
Tolbert. 
That feels delicate. 

3075
02:36:20,030 --> 02:36:22,150
That feels like that's a 
delicate lie. 

3076
02:36:22,230 --> 02:36:24,590
But it's too high. 7% is too 
high, no. 

3077
02:36:24,870 --> 02:36:26,950
Yeah, because you got to take a 
lot of Jalen. 

3078
02:36:26,990 --> 02:36:29,710
Tolbert 7% Will Levis. 
I'll actually buy. 

3079
02:36:29,870 --> 02:36:31,350
I will. 
I will buy that. 

3080
02:36:31,830 --> 02:36:36,670
There's no way. 
Yeah, 35% back, Jones. 

3081
02:36:36,670 --> 02:36:38,350
I'll buy. 
You know people were jamming him

3082
02:36:38,350 --> 02:36:39,590
late. 
Yeah. 

3083
02:36:40,150 --> 02:36:42,470
Hey buddy, 33% were shot. 
Petty. 

3084
02:36:42,860 --> 02:36:44,780
That's just our reality. 
But that's, yeah, that's called 

3085
02:36:44,860 --> 02:36:48,460
the portfolio. 
Yeah, yeah, 4% Will Fuller is a 

3086
02:36:48,540 --> 02:36:55,980
pretty delicate lie. 
Yeah, 5% Will equals. 

3087
02:36:55,980 --> 02:36:58,100
I believe that some of you 
sickos have been cornering the 

3088
02:36:58,100 --> 02:37:02,420
market on backup Titans. 
Quarterbacks might work out for 

3089
02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:05,340
you. 5% Darna Washington is a 
delicate truth. 

3090
02:37:05,460 --> 02:37:06,900
That's a good one. 
That's a good. 

3091
02:37:07,180 --> 02:37:09,940
Delicate. 
That's that's a blunt lie. 

3092
02:37:11,910 --> 02:37:16,350
Willis that's that's Pat's 
burner account as 444%. 

3093
02:37:16,350 --> 02:37:21,030
Robert Woods 54%. 
Kendra that's that's now that's 

3094
02:37:21,030 --> 02:37:25,670
just all of us getting very 
excited 9% Calvin Austin is. 

3095
02:37:27,230 --> 02:37:29,270
I feel like that's very 
believable. 

3096
02:37:30,350 --> 02:37:38,470
Yeah, I can't keep track of 
these 34% Chase Brown that that 

3097
02:37:38,470 --> 02:37:40,870
feels believable. 
He was getting selected. 

3098
02:37:41,420 --> 02:37:46,780
In almost every draft, I believe
Jake on that 122% James Connor. 

3099
02:37:47,420 --> 02:37:52,180
I just feel sorry about that 4%,
Zach Will said. 

3100
02:37:52,620 --> 02:37:54,860
That's delicate. 
Almost delicate enough. 

3101
02:37:54,940 --> 02:37:56,660
No, I don't believe it. 
That's a lie. 

3102
02:37:58,620 --> 02:38:02,620
See, here's Derek, Derek, 43% 
Kyle and Grant said. 

3103
02:38:02,980 --> 02:38:07,460
Now your number is changing 
every time, 2% Trey Lance, I 

3104
02:38:07,460 --> 02:38:11,330
definitely believe. 
Berto's actually down bad. 

3105
02:38:11,450 --> 02:38:14,210
He's got this 12% Sony, 
Michelle. 

3106
02:38:17,290 --> 02:38:20,650
I believe this someone has 2% I.
Believe that shines with the 

3107
02:38:20,650 --> 02:38:28,090
Raiders. 
Bro, what if 69% Anita hand 

3108
02:38:28,170 --> 02:38:32,520
shot? 
Anita hand shot Pete. 

3109
02:38:32,520 --> 02:38:35,720
What was what was that episode? 
Did you did you say dude, it 

3110
02:38:35,960 --> 02:38:38,040
was? 
Rico It was like a giveaway or 

3111
02:38:38,040 --> 02:38:40,680
something and he put Anita 
Handjob in the chat. 

3112
02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:42,440
I fell for it. 
Hook, line, and sticker. 

3113
02:38:45,080 --> 02:38:50,040
I mean end job. 
It wasn't just that you fell for

3114
02:38:50,040 --> 02:38:52,200
it. 
You said perfectly like. 

3115
02:38:53,720 --> 02:39:02,980
That's don't don't twist it, I 
fall. 2% JJ Taylor if you I 

3116
02:39:02,980 --> 02:39:06,140
will, I will give you a $50.00 
gift card to the store to buy 

3117
02:39:06,860 --> 02:39:09,780
some ship chasing merch. 
If you can send me an undoctored

3118
02:39:09,780 --> 02:39:16,100
screenshot of 2% JJ Taylor. 
Man, they're still running Swift

3119
02:39:16,100 --> 02:39:21,460
here. 
Well, their only other option is

3120
02:39:21,500 --> 02:39:26,420
Penny. 
Yeah, man. 

3121
02:39:27,830 --> 02:39:29,310
I did a wheel spin with all 
this. 

3122
02:39:29,470 --> 02:39:31,510
Fascinating. 
This game has gotten really good

3123
02:39:31,510 --> 02:39:34,390
actually. 
I mean it's it was 27 to 7 at 

3124
02:39:34,390 --> 02:39:37,270
one point, right? 
And now we're up to a six point 

3125
02:39:37,270 --> 02:39:40,590
game. 
We have the Eagles playing 

3126
02:39:40,590 --> 02:39:45,150
conservatively, which they 
probably did a little bit too 

3127
02:39:45,150 --> 02:39:47,550
much last week. 
I felt like with the Patriots 

3128
02:39:47,670 --> 02:39:52,150
and they they're gonna try to 
run like an 8 minute drive and 

3129
02:39:52,150 --> 02:39:55,920
end the game. 
But it's gonna, I mean, if they 

3130
02:39:55,920 --> 02:40:00,480
give the ball back to Minnesota,
running the ball, then start to 

3131
02:40:00,480 --> 02:40:02,360
win 2827, you don't want to do 
that. 

3132
02:40:02,880 --> 02:40:06,200
You need to attack, be taking 
some shots here to Adrian Brown 

3133
02:40:06,320 --> 02:40:10,240
specifically to roll the ball to
A.J. 

3134
02:40:10,280 --> 02:40:12,520
Brown is what we're getting at. 
So we need. 

3135
02:40:12,640 --> 02:40:14,800
We need. 5 passing attempts, 
right? 

3136
02:40:14,800 --> 02:40:22,560
Or 6. 
He's at 33, yeah, so we need 6. 

3137
02:40:23,010 --> 02:40:24,930
And it's 6. 
They're just giving it to Swift 

3138
02:40:25,050 --> 02:40:27,650
every time. 
I wish I would have taken. 

3139
02:40:27,810 --> 02:40:29,570
It hang on. 
Rush attempts. 

3140
02:40:29,930 --> 02:40:31,970
Guys, let me paint a story right
now. 

3141
02:40:32,090 --> 02:40:34,970
So Eagles punt. 
Wait, no. 

3142
02:40:35,330 --> 02:40:37,290
Viking to the mic. 
Get in Whisper. 

3143
02:40:37,450 --> 02:40:40,730
Get closer to the mic. 
Alright, so it's it's 27. 20 

3144
02:40:40,730 --> 02:40:42,530
Alright, alright. 
Hang on, that's Pat. 

3145
02:40:43,530 --> 02:40:46,410
I'll get closer. 
Alright, so they're down 6, 

3146
02:40:46,410 --> 02:40:49,730
right? 
Eagles punt, Vikings drive down 

3147
02:40:49,730 --> 02:40:54,640
score, Hawkinson goes. 
Gets higher, Kirk goes higher. 

3148
02:40:55,640 --> 02:41:02,360
They Shank, they Shank the extra
point and we bring a reef back 

3149
02:41:02,360 --> 02:41:07,320
on wide left. 
Then the game goes to overtime. 

3150
02:41:07,320 --> 02:41:09,960
A J. 
Brown walk off 50 yard 

3151
02:41:09,960 --> 02:41:12,040
touchdown. 
We sweep. 

3152
02:41:12,360 --> 02:41:18,680
All the pickums on a doink from 
the Vikings kicker. 

3153
02:41:19,720 --> 02:41:22,240
It's all coming together. 
I was pretty out on that story 

3154
02:41:22,240 --> 02:41:24,440
and then it got real good. 
Oh yeah. 

3155
02:41:25,000 --> 02:41:28,000
Don't ever trust me. 
My story is they always start 

3156
02:41:28,000 --> 02:41:29,960
slow. 
They finish strong. 

3157
02:41:36,000 --> 02:41:36,520
Don't. 
Shame. 

3158
02:41:36,720 --> 02:41:40,880
If you're not remembering the 
the Vikings Kickers day, A. 

3159
02:41:43,640 --> 02:41:44,960
J Brown Yeah, yeah, we're 
moving. 

3160
02:41:47,970 --> 02:41:49,530
I'm. 
I'm being completely honest. 

3161
02:41:49,570 --> 02:41:52,250
I didn't try to remember. 
I honestly didn't care. 

3162
02:41:52,250 --> 02:41:54,890
I was like, I'm plowing through 
with this story without today. 

3163
02:41:54,890 --> 02:41:56,410
Is that how? 
April was conceived. 

3164
02:41:56,410 --> 02:41:58,850
Beat the story going. 
Forward. 

3165
02:41:59,330 --> 02:41:59,850
Started. 
No. 

3166
02:41:59,850 --> 02:42:08,010
Started slow and finish well. 
It may be maybe as well flowing 

3167
02:42:08,050 --> 02:42:12,490
forward. 
Sorry, that's good. 

3168
02:42:13,290 --> 02:42:15,170
Yeah. 
Let's not talk about. 

3169
02:42:15,490 --> 02:42:18,950
Four for 29. 
AJ Pram. 

3170
02:42:19,310 --> 02:42:20,510
Wow. 
DeAndre. 

3171
02:42:20,590 --> 02:42:24,350
Oh my. 
DeAndre, I mean. 

3172
02:42:24,510 --> 02:42:27,470
That's what I'm saying. 
That's Kenneth Danewell can't do

3173
02:42:27,470 --> 02:42:30,150
that. 
Kenneth Danewell cannot do that.

3174
02:42:30,190 --> 02:42:32,910
He's good. 
DeAndre Swift is electric. 

3175
02:42:33,230 --> 02:42:37,470
He's he's a lot better like 
there's a reason that people had

3176
02:42:37,470 --> 02:42:40,510
him as the number one running 
back in in the class ahead of 

3177
02:42:40,510 --> 02:42:43,270
Jonathan Taylor that year pre 
draft. 

3178
02:42:44,190 --> 02:42:46,670
It sucks that he bounced that 
one outside and took it 40 

3179
02:42:46,670 --> 02:42:50,110
yards. 
God, that was a good run. 

3180
02:42:50,150 --> 02:42:56,110
Look how explode. 
I mean, this guy, 44, has no 

3181
02:42:56,110 --> 02:42:58,470
angle on you at that point. 
You're just too much. 

3182
02:42:58,550 --> 02:42:59,750
You're too much quicker than 
him. 

3183
02:43:00,310 --> 02:43:04,270
Don't say tushy pushy, no. 
No, you gotta throw this to a J.

3184
02:43:08,510 --> 02:43:11,270
It's a tushy. 
Oh no, If it's a tushy, pushy I,

3185
02:43:11,310 --> 02:43:13,070
I'll just close down. 
The street. 

3186
02:43:13,390 --> 02:43:15,190
They've never thrown a fade in 
their lives. 

3187
02:43:16,390 --> 02:43:19,030
Throw a fade for once Siri on 
your board is fought. 

3188
02:43:19,030 --> 02:43:19,750
You know what? 
They're gonna. 

3189
02:43:19,790 --> 02:43:23,310
Do throw a fade. 
It already happened. 

3190
02:43:23,510 --> 02:43:25,030
We're just waiting for it's 
already. 

3191
02:43:26,790 --> 02:43:29,310
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 
Go get I'm gonna get a snack if 

3192
02:43:29,310 --> 02:43:30,670
they touchy, pushy. 
It's alright. 

3193
02:43:30,710 --> 02:43:31,910
I'm gonna get some pizza. 
I'm gonna. 

3194
02:43:31,990 --> 02:43:34,150
This is leftover. 
Yeah, there's Begretch is gonna 

3195
02:43:34,150 --> 02:43:36,310
have to hold down the. 
I'll hold it down. 

3196
02:43:37,710 --> 02:43:40,950
I'll start making it like an old
fashioned over here. 

3197
02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:44,980
I'm putting Gretch full screen 
and he's holding it down. 

3198
02:43:45,060 --> 02:43:51,020
If we get a tushy, pushy did oh.
My God. 

3199
02:43:55,340 --> 02:43:57,500
Well. 
Feels a good read on this game, 

3200
02:43:57,500 --> 02:44:01,780
right? 
Like a lot of just just didn't 

3201
02:44:01,780 --> 02:44:04,380
quite work. 
Read some browse. 

3202
02:44:09,470 --> 02:44:12,110
That was Pete. 
That was one of my most fun 

3203
02:44:12,710 --> 02:44:13,550
times. 
Randomizer. 

3204
02:44:14,270 --> 02:44:17,430
Yeah, we did the back-to-back 
randomizer after dark. 

3205
02:44:17,430 --> 02:44:19,350
We had a good ass time man. 
That was so. 

3206
02:44:19,750 --> 02:44:23,030
That was my birthday. 
That was fun. 

3207
02:44:23,030 --> 02:44:27,390
Fucking night. 
Come on, AJ, At least it wasn't 

3208
02:44:27,390 --> 02:44:29,430
the tushy Pushy, yeah. 
It wasn't too. 

3209
02:44:29,470 --> 02:44:31,190
That's for TD. 
That's good. 

3210
02:44:32,430 --> 02:44:37,350
I'm still gonna go get a snack. 
Guys Swift has 168 rushing yards

3211
02:44:37,350 --> 02:44:41,820
and a TD. 
Wow. 168 rushing yards D Andre 

3212
02:44:41,820 --> 02:44:46,180
Swift and a touchdown. 
Could Kenneth Gainwell do that? 

3213
02:44:47,020 --> 02:44:49,900
Does he have? 
The ability. 

3214
02:44:50,820 --> 02:44:53,860
I don't think so. 
Well, I guess I'm a big screen 

3215
02:44:53,860 --> 02:44:56,900
here. 
I can't share my screen, so we 

3216
02:44:56,900 --> 02:45:00,980
can't do trivia. 
I'm going to need the chat to 

3217
02:45:00,980 --> 02:45:02,060
talk to. 
What are we doing? 

3218
02:45:02,060 --> 02:45:05,020
Swift's a new game. 
Well, Swiss game. 

3219
02:45:05,100 --> 02:45:09,810
Well wishes it was swift. 
Gain well would have 2:50 and 

3220
02:45:09,810 --> 02:45:17,770
2:00 hunting some of what Rod 
smoking lions. 

3221
02:45:17,770 --> 02:45:25,730
So fucking dumb me. 
You know we can debate that we 

3222
02:45:25,730 --> 02:45:29,290
gotta put the helmet on again 
and do a sporkle. 

3223
02:45:29,290 --> 02:45:33,210
I can't share the sporkle. 
I'm not actually active on the 

3224
02:45:33,650 --> 02:45:36,650
on the one twos on this I don't 
have do a sporkle. 

3225
02:45:37,390 --> 02:45:40,750
Pete doesn't trust me. 
Time to monologue. 

3226
02:45:40,750 --> 02:45:42,510
What do I mean? 
What do you want to monologue? 

3227
02:45:44,750 --> 02:45:46,990
People in my discord were 
terrified to start Swift. 

3228
02:45:47,270 --> 02:45:51,590
That's sad. 
Best Seattle tourist attraction.

3229
02:45:51,590 --> 02:45:53,830
I mean, everyone says go to Pike
Place Market. 

3230
02:45:54,110 --> 02:45:55,710
I still think it's a Space 
Needle, man. 

3231
02:45:55,710 --> 02:45:59,640
Go up that elevator. 
You guys have seen the space. 

3232
02:45:59,640 --> 02:46:02,400
Neil, if you haven't been in at 
the elevator is like glass 

3233
02:46:02,440 --> 02:46:04,600
looking outward. 
So as you're elevating, you're 

3234
02:46:04,600 --> 02:46:07,800
just watching the city kind of 
like it's it's a pretty cool 

3235
02:46:07,800 --> 02:46:09,480
deal. 
Like you're if you're scared of 

3236
02:46:09,480 --> 02:46:11,920
heights, you're kind of just 
seeing the ground get further 

3237
02:46:11,920 --> 02:46:16,120
away. 
It's a fun like it was supposed 

3238
02:46:16,120 --> 02:46:18,960
to be futuristic in the late 
60s, but it's still kind of 

3239
02:46:18,960 --> 02:46:21,760
cool. 
And in 2023 you get to the top 

3240
02:46:21,760 --> 02:46:24,320
and the thing rotates and you 
stand out and you can see over 

3241
02:46:24,320 --> 02:46:27,170
the whole city. 
I go to the top of Space Needle,

3242
02:46:27,170 --> 02:46:28,410
man. 
I do it a couple times. 

3243
02:46:29,210 --> 02:46:32,970
Not a couple times a year. 
Once every couple of years and 

3244
02:46:34,290 --> 02:46:35,410
fun time. 
Kids love it. 

3245
02:46:37,930 --> 02:46:40,010
What do we got? 
Yeah, Space Needle. 

3246
02:46:40,010 --> 02:46:40,930
Rinses. 
Pike place. 

3247
02:46:40,930 --> 02:46:42,690
David's got it. 
He understands. 

3248
02:46:46,250 --> 02:46:48,450
Pat's in the background. 
I can hear him opening a beard 

3249
02:46:48,450 --> 02:46:49,850
kind of talking. 
But I'm. 

3250
02:46:49,970 --> 02:46:51,730
I'm big screen, so I can't. 
You can hear me. 

3251
02:46:52,690 --> 02:46:54,980
I can hear you. 
I think they can hear you too. 

3252
02:46:55,180 --> 02:46:59,180
I can hear you. 
Ballard Locks are fun. 

3253
02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:01,980
I'm with you, Paul. 
I love that Ballard locks. 

3254
02:47:01,980 --> 02:47:05,860
You get down to the How many 
Starbucks there suit? 

3255
02:47:05,860 --> 02:47:08,540
You don't even wanna know. 
I mean, it's insane. 

3256
02:47:08,580 --> 02:47:10,620
Every block. 
My wife loves Starbucks. 

3257
02:47:10,700 --> 02:47:13,340
I've spent too much time in 
Starbucks in my life. 

3258
02:47:14,140 --> 02:47:17,420
It is. 
Crazy how many Starbucks there 

3259
02:47:17,420 --> 02:47:19,580
are in Washington. 
I had to learn to love it for 

3260
02:47:19,580 --> 02:47:21,860
the longest time. 
I like, I hated it. 

3261
02:47:21,900 --> 02:47:23,820
I told my wife I hated it. 
I was like, no, I don't want to 

3262
02:47:23,820 --> 02:47:25,780
go Starbucks. 
But, like, we just always ended 

3263
02:47:25,780 --> 02:47:28,700
up at Starbucks, obviously. 
But like, I mean, Starbucks is 

3264
02:47:28,700 --> 02:47:30,380
kind of kind of dope. 
I'm not going to lie. 

3265
02:47:30,620 --> 02:47:32,700
Like, you get a little like, 
banana bread or something, you 

3266
02:47:32,700 --> 02:47:35,580
get a little coffee cake. 
They got good coffee. 

3267
02:47:36,420 --> 02:47:37,940
That's good stuff. 
I'm not going to lie. 

3268
02:47:42,140 --> 02:47:44,580
The wedge, Chris says. 
The wedge. 

3269
02:47:45,450 --> 02:47:47,450
If I played Chambers Bay, I did 
play Chambers Bay. 

3270
02:47:47,450 --> 02:47:51,050
I shot 100 on the nose. 
My funny Chambers Bay story is I

3271
02:47:51,050 --> 02:47:53,530
made back-to-back birdies at a 
U.S. 

3272
02:47:53,530 --> 02:47:57,850
Open course. 
There's a long par three and I I

3273
02:47:57,850 --> 02:48:00,170
hit it onto the fringe and then 
made this long pot. 

3274
02:48:02,330 --> 02:48:06,090
He fucking loves bread and 
Britney's been giving him little

3275
02:48:06,090 --> 02:48:09,170
pieces of like pizza crust or 
something and now he like legit 

3276
02:48:09,330 --> 02:48:10,610
look at him. 
He would try to eat this. 

3277
02:48:11,460 --> 02:48:13,180
I'm like, don't give him the 
food because then it's gonna 

3278
02:48:13,180 --> 02:48:15,220
start begging. 
And this, I mean this is 

3279
02:48:15,220 --> 02:48:16,340
intense. 
Was I? 

3280
02:48:16,580 --> 02:48:21,180
Did I hear that correctly that 
Gretch said Starbucks has good 

3281
02:48:21,180 --> 02:48:22,780
coffee? 
That was the take we got. 

3282
02:48:24,660 --> 02:48:25,700
How did you? 
No, I said. 

3283
02:48:25,700 --> 02:48:28,580
I learned to love Starbucks and 
I I mentioned their food. 

3284
02:48:28,740 --> 02:48:30,500
I didn't ever mention their 
coffee. 

3285
02:48:33,820 --> 02:48:40,460
It's like acceptable coffee. 
Stop. 

3286
02:48:40,820 --> 02:48:42,180
Dude, you can't. 
Is it in for you? 

3287
02:48:42,460 --> 02:48:44,140
Go to your. 
Go to your bed. 

3288
02:48:44,380 --> 02:48:47,100
Go to your bed. 
They're saying do a sporical. 

3289
02:48:47,100 --> 02:48:49,700
I mean, I would do a sporical 
right now I'm in a sporical 

3290
02:48:49,700 --> 02:48:51,140
mood. 
Pete. 

3291
02:48:51,140 --> 02:48:52,620
You wanna? 
You wanna do a sporical I'll? 

3292
02:48:52,820 --> 02:48:53,860
Share. 
It all right. 

3293
02:48:54,220 --> 02:48:57,700
All. 
Right. 

3294
02:48:57,700 --> 02:48:59,660
I gotta find a good one. 
It's gonna take me a minute, 

3295
02:48:59,660 --> 02:49:00,820
guys. 
Oh, I love this. 

3296
02:49:00,820 --> 02:49:03,580
I went to the site, it's super 
zoomed in from the last time we 

3297
02:49:03,580 --> 02:49:06,100
did this on the street and I 
haven't been a sporical since, 

3298
02:49:06,180 --> 02:49:09,020
but it's. 
Like, I had it all like hyper 

3299
02:49:09,020 --> 02:49:12,860
zoomed in. 
So Cousins at 35 attempts. 

3300
02:49:15,140 --> 02:49:16,700
There's a screen at Ted 
Chandler. 

3301
02:49:18,180 --> 02:49:21,980
We're getting real close there. 
We're just not going to get 

3302
02:49:21,980 --> 02:49:25,500
there with a J Brown everything.
Hawkinson's not going to get 

3303
02:49:25,500 --> 02:49:26,300
there. 
That's wild. 

3304
02:49:27,460 --> 02:49:32,340
Jefferson has 10 catches. 
It's been all Jefferson that 

3305
02:49:32,340 --> 02:49:39,630
won't share. 
Man, I can't believe the 

3306
02:49:39,630 --> 02:49:43,590
Devonta. 
No, that was a small actually. 

3307
02:49:47,070 --> 02:49:49,630
So in. 
We're pivoting. 

3308
02:49:49,630 --> 02:49:53,590
Devonta Smith was a lot more 
consistent last year, and as 

3309
02:49:53,590 --> 02:49:55,550
part of a A, pick him. 
Right. 

3310
02:49:57,230 --> 02:49:59,070
He might want the consistency. 
Yeah. 

3311
02:49:59,070 --> 02:50:00,350
You want the consistency. 
Yeah. 

3312
02:50:01,110 --> 02:50:07,870
But I mean, you were really. 
Accurate with the past rush 

3313
02:50:07,910 --> 02:50:11,350
thing and also if Rashad paint 
is a hold on that plate, we got 

3314
02:50:11,350 --> 02:50:13,030
the later A.J. 
Brown catch. 

3315
02:50:13,230 --> 02:50:16,710
We get there, yeah, yeah, it's 
all Rashad pennies fall. 

3316
02:50:19,750 --> 02:50:22,990
Assuming we were. 
Very relieved to see him on the 

3317
02:50:22,990 --> 02:50:27,270
field. 
Guess DeAndre Swift has 170 

3318
02:50:27,270 --> 02:50:29,790
rushing yards in this. 
Game Are you serious? 

3319
02:50:29,950 --> 02:50:32,470
100 I'm. 
Kidding 170. 

3320
02:50:34,830 --> 02:50:37,470
Fox So now we really do have to 
play Mershad Penny. 

3321
02:50:38,190 --> 02:50:50,390
Yeah. 
All right, Sporkle, let's go. 

3322
02:50:50,390 --> 02:50:52,590
I got to find Where's the 
categories? 

3323
02:50:53,830 --> 02:50:55,430
Let's see what Murphy will do 
for pizza Crusting. 

3324
02:51:02,070 --> 02:51:04,990
Let's go, Hawk. 
There's So Hawk goes over. 

3325
02:51:05,630 --> 02:51:10,190
Never in doubt. 
Cousins just went over. 

3326
02:51:12,070 --> 02:51:14,870
Cousins just got to 39. 
Fuck, man. 

3327
02:51:16,950 --> 02:51:25,190
Fuck A J. 
Wow, dude A. 

3328
02:51:26,350 --> 02:51:31,290
JAJ is the one. 
Roadblock Between Us and 

3329
02:51:31,290 --> 02:51:34,490
Generational Wealth. 
Generational wealth. 

3330
02:51:39,370 --> 02:51:41,490
Whose idea was this? 
The guy who already has 

3331
02:51:41,490 --> 02:51:49,250
generational wealth, yeah. 
Don't say Yeah, like that. 

3332
02:51:51,010 --> 02:51:51,930
I knew that. 
Would bug you. 

3333
02:51:53,410 --> 02:52:02,530
That's what I just went, yeah. 
That was great. 

3334
02:52:02,890 --> 02:52:07,970
Don't say Yeah, like that. 
NFL, what were we doing? 

3335
02:52:07,970 --> 02:52:12,690
We were doing like, oh, let's 
go, let's go. 

3336
02:52:12,690 --> 02:52:17,930
Random NFL quiz. 
Super Bowl Patriots. 

3337
02:52:18,050 --> 02:52:20,930
Can you name the facts about the
Super Bowl Patriots versus 

3338
02:52:20,930 --> 02:52:22,810
Falcons? 
No, no one wants to do that. 

3339
02:52:24,690 --> 02:52:27,530
That. 
Sounds 28 to three. 

3340
02:52:27,530 --> 02:52:31,920
I want to get like. 
You guys saw in Vegas, I I, I 

3341
02:52:31,920 --> 02:52:37,320
started leading the little 
trivia section for a moment and 

3342
02:52:37,320 --> 02:52:40,480
I was just like, who's the 2009 
wide receiver one? 

3343
02:52:40,480 --> 02:52:42,280
Like, that was the trivia that I
was looking at. 

3344
02:52:42,280 --> 02:52:47,320
I was like, let's go to fantasy 
wide receiver 115 years ago and 

3345
02:52:47,320 --> 02:52:53,400
that'll be it's kind of fun. 
I just oh, yeah, wait, Gretch, 

3346
02:52:53,480 --> 02:52:56,720
that was literally a week. 
Ago that you were doing random. 

3347
02:52:56,760 --> 02:52:59,360
Trivia at the Tequila Bar. 
There's a Kilo bar. 

3348
02:52:59,840 --> 02:53:02,840
We had three teams of five. 
It was great. 

3349
02:53:04,440 --> 02:53:08,320
We'd do like Antonio Gates. 
Fucking Tony Gonzalez, trivia. 

3350
02:53:09,520 --> 02:53:11,120
What was that flag? 
He. 

3351
02:53:12,760 --> 02:53:14,680
Fumbled Who is that? 
Osborne. 

3352
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:16,520
Who was that? 
No, that was Madison. 

3353
02:53:17,880 --> 02:53:20,320
Second fumble of the game. 
Remember when a reef was on? 

3354
02:53:20,320 --> 02:53:22,880
He was like, if he stops 
fumbling, I only just fumbled 

3355
02:53:22,880 --> 02:53:25,840
again. 
Religate Alexander Madison to 

3356
02:53:25,840 --> 02:53:27,400
the CFL. 
For real. 

3357
02:53:32,190 --> 02:53:33,390
These. 
People are calling them the 

3358
02:53:33,390 --> 02:53:34,510
Vikings. 
Rashad Penny. 

3359
02:53:37,030 --> 02:53:41,390
So look, I mean, I understand 
the Vikings are out of timeouts 

3360
02:53:41,470 --> 02:53:46,510
and they could kneel it out 
offsides on the defense. 

3361
02:53:46,630 --> 02:53:48,870
Wow. 
So there's no scenario where A 

3362
02:53:48,870 --> 02:53:49,670
J. 
Brown. 

3363
02:53:50,150 --> 02:53:53,790
I don't think. 
So I don't think so. 

3364
02:54:02,640 --> 02:54:15,280
Shit, yeah. 
Everything else hit How we gonna

3365
02:54:15,360 --> 02:54:17,560
get OG, Steven? 
How we the? 

3366
02:54:17,560 --> 02:54:20,280
Fuck, are we gonna get OG? 
I mean it's like Dick missed 

3367
02:54:20,280 --> 02:54:22,320
extra point. 
He's not wrong through it. 

3368
02:54:22,360 --> 02:54:24,880
We had it. 
Well, the that's Pi, that is 

3369
02:54:25,120 --> 02:54:32,700
defensive pass interference. 
That's a takedown. 

3370
02:54:36,380 --> 02:54:41,980
Look at this. 
Can't do that. 

3371
02:54:44,820 --> 02:54:49,460
That's not allowed. 
That's early. 

3372
02:54:50,620 --> 02:54:52,820
Can't come over the top of him 
and knock it away. 

3373
02:54:55,430 --> 02:54:57,990
It feels like this is Gretchen's
first five pick parlay. 

3374
02:54:58,030 --> 02:55:01,270
Listen, man, I've sweat every 
five pick parlay like it was my 

3375
02:55:01,270 --> 02:55:03,630
first five pick parlay. 
Learn about it. 

3376
02:55:05,510 --> 02:55:06,310
Learn about. 
You sweating? 

3377
02:55:06,990 --> 02:55:08,630
I. 
Pick parlay. 

3378
02:55:11,830 --> 02:55:17,350
Danced like no one is watching. 
First round QB since 1983 

3379
02:55:17,350 --> 02:55:21,030
Sporkle. 
That looks good, Michael. 

3380
02:55:21,030 --> 02:55:22,310
How am I going to find that 
buddy? 

3381
02:55:25,700 --> 02:55:33,180
I love that idea all right, 
Hawkinson is hitting first round

3382
02:55:33,460 --> 02:55:40,900
to be since 1980. 
I just want to say that I I I 

3383
02:55:40,900 --> 02:55:43,900
was on this game because I'm 
going to be off a lot of stuff 

3384
02:55:43,900 --> 02:55:46,580
later. 
But I I had this one locked in 

3385
02:55:48,060 --> 02:55:52,260
first round to bees. 
I'm not fine. 

3386
02:55:52,660 --> 02:56:00,120
And on the search. 
Jack's loved it. 

3387
02:56:01,360 --> 02:56:11,240
Big Cock, Hawk. 
Hawk, take my cock if you're 

3388
02:56:11,240 --> 02:56:13,680
injured, otherwise disregard 
that. 

3389
02:56:26,010 --> 02:56:27,610
We're coming up on a year 
anniversary. 

3390
02:56:27,610 --> 02:56:29,210
Here we go. 
Here we go. 

3391
02:56:30,170 --> 02:56:33,170
You ready for this? 
P Yeah. 

3392
02:56:33,490 --> 02:56:37,930
This is going to be good. 
Top 50 Fantasy Receivers of 

3393
02:56:37,930 --> 02:56:40,690
2014. 
Wow. 

3394
02:56:41,450 --> 02:56:43,690
Oh wow. 
The rookie. 

3395
02:56:44,370 --> 02:56:46,250
The rookie influx year. 
Oh wow. 

3396
02:56:46,250 --> 02:56:49,690
OK. 
So this has got Antonio Brown. 

3397
02:56:52,330 --> 02:56:58,410
Odell.com Demaris Thomas. 
Odell Beckham is on this list 

3398
02:56:58,410 --> 02:57:02,770
somewhere. 
Greg Jennings. 

3399
02:57:06,690 --> 02:57:08,810
Oh, we have to get it on the one
we're on. 

3400
02:57:09,610 --> 02:57:11,730
Oh, you can say next and all 
this shit. 

3401
02:57:11,930 --> 02:57:16,610
So who's this Jordy Nelson? 
Greg Jennings? 

3402
02:57:17,770 --> 02:57:20,650
Arnold Driver? 
No. 

3403
02:57:21,010 --> 02:57:22,530
It's too late. 
Mandocop. 

3404
02:57:23,930 --> 02:57:27,810
Yeah, there we go Eagles. 
Terrell Owens, Who's the Eagles?

3405
02:57:28,210 --> 02:57:32,570
No, it's that's. 
Jeremy Macklin, yes. 

3406
02:57:32,690 --> 02:57:35,490
Yeah, great fucking call. 
There you go. 

3407
02:57:35,930 --> 02:57:39,210
Alvin Calvin Johnson? 
Yeah, for sure. 

3408
02:57:42,650 --> 02:57:44,890
Did I misspell it? 
Golden Tate? 

3409
02:57:46,850 --> 02:57:48,970
Oh my God. 
I my new coworker at finish 

3410
02:57:49,050 --> 02:57:50,930
last. 
Reggie Wayne. 

3411
02:57:52,130 --> 02:58:02,210
Who's the Colts? 
How's it Not Reggie Ling, Hugh 

3412
02:58:02,210 --> 02:58:11,170
Smith, Des Bryant, Des Julio, 
Roddy, Julio Roddy, or Julio, of

3413
02:58:12,130 --> 02:58:15,730
course. 
Yeah, someone, the chat said. 

3414
02:58:15,730 --> 02:58:17,930
Pierre goes on for cold. 
Steve Johnson. 

3415
02:58:18,130 --> 02:58:23,250
Was that Steve Johnson there? 
TV Jump? 

3416
02:58:23,250 --> 02:58:28,210
No. 
Who is it? 

3417
02:58:28,210 --> 02:58:34,330
Is this Terolins? 
He's bouncing around or sewn? 

3418
02:58:35,530 --> 02:58:41,050
Yeah, it wasn't. 
Did they recover the kick? 

3419
02:58:41,050 --> 02:58:43,770
Oh, they're going to kneel it 
out. 

3420
02:58:44,610 --> 02:58:50,250
Ty was in the T. 
Y. 

3421
02:58:51,590 --> 02:58:54,590
Oh wow, wow. 
And I also just learned all I 

3422
02:58:54,590 --> 02:58:59,590
have to do is last names Bill's 
wide receiver Lee Evans. 

3423
02:58:59,590 --> 02:59:04,270
I mean I'm like Peerless Price 
at this point. 

3424
02:59:04,910 --> 02:59:10,110
Who the fuck on Stevie Johnson? 
Oh, it's Amy Walkins. 

3425
02:59:10,550 --> 02:59:15,830
Oh yeah, cuz it's 24/20/14. 
What's the San Jose? 

3426
02:59:17,110 --> 02:59:19,790
Oh, this is. 
Yeah, because it was the. 

3427
02:59:20,990 --> 02:59:23,340
No. 
It wasn't Garcon, 

3428
02:59:34,300 --> 02:59:37,940
Broncos, other receiver, 2014 
Eric Decker. 

3429
02:59:37,940 --> 02:59:38,940
Decker. 
Yeah. 

3430
02:59:40,460 --> 02:59:43,460
Poker. 
What? 

3431
02:59:43,460 --> 02:59:49,140
Stokely No. 
Was this the Brandon Lloyd year?

3432
02:59:49,780 --> 02:59:52,100
No, because we already did 
Demaryius, this is, this is, 

3433
02:59:54,460 --> 02:59:57,860
this has got to be Eric Decker. 
This is the year after. 

3434
02:59:58,180 --> 03:00:00,260
Oh, Julius Thomas. 
No. 

3435
03:00:00,460 --> 03:00:02,180
Emanuel Sanders. 
Emanuel Sanders. 

3436
03:00:02,220 --> 03:00:07,420
Oh, Emanuel Sanders. 
Who's the Bengals? 

3437
03:00:07,420 --> 03:00:13,020
Who? 
Marvin Jones? 

3438
03:00:14,940 --> 03:00:16,220
No, A J Green. 
The new. 

3439
03:00:16,860 --> 03:00:19,060
Oh yeah, yeah. 
That's not a J Green. 

3440
03:00:24,530 --> 03:00:26,570
It's new. 
What's It's new. 

3441
03:00:27,730 --> 03:00:29,570
Wow. 
Panthers. 

3442
03:00:30,010 --> 03:00:32,690
Panthers would have been. 
The big Kelvin Benjamin. 

3443
03:00:33,130 --> 03:00:35,530
It's Kelvin Benjamin. 
Yeah, totally. 

3444
03:00:37,450 --> 03:00:40,730
Cowboys again, Miles Austin. 
Good. 

3445
03:00:40,730 --> 03:00:43,250
That's a great poll. 
That was a good one. 

3446
03:00:44,960 --> 03:00:46,600
Did we get it? 
We already got for Cowboys. 

3447
03:00:46,600 --> 03:00:49,920
We already got Dez 00, Terry, 
Glenn. 

3448
03:00:50,440 --> 03:00:52,720
No, that's cool. 
So it's not Miles Austin. 

3449
03:00:53,360 --> 03:00:56,480
No, it wasn't Miles Austin. 
Huh. 

3450
03:01:00,080 --> 03:01:02,240
Who was it in 24? 
It's not a Mark Cooper. 

3451
03:01:02,840 --> 03:01:04,320
No, he was. 
He was on the Raiders. 

3452
03:01:05,760 --> 03:01:10,840
Bears. 
Marshall, Jeffrey. 

3453
03:01:12,050 --> 03:01:13,330
Oh yeah, Al. 
Shawn year. 

3454
03:01:13,330 --> 03:01:15,410
Yeah, was this. 
Texans would have been Hopkins. 

3455
03:01:16,010 --> 03:01:18,290
Oh, Hopkins. 
I was doing Andre Johnson. 

3456
03:01:18,410 --> 03:01:19,730
Patriots. 
Who? 

3457
03:01:20,570 --> 03:01:29,970
This would have been was this 
Welker Edelman? 

3458
03:01:31,010 --> 03:01:33,130
Oh yeah, for sure. 
For sure. 

3459
03:01:33,530 --> 03:01:34,330
What? 
No. 

3460
03:01:36,170 --> 03:01:39,770
What do they have? 
2000 Dolphins. 

3461
03:01:43,800 --> 03:01:47,720
Dolphins. 
Landry as a rookie. 

3462
03:01:47,840 --> 03:01:49,400
Poker. 
Oh, that's a good one. 

3463
03:01:49,400 --> 03:01:51,600
Andrea is a rookie. 
Oh, that had to be it. 

3464
03:01:51,600 --> 03:01:56,680
That was a Monte Parker. 
How the fuck? 

3465
03:01:56,720 --> 03:02:00,880
Who are these people? 
Chargers, Chargers. 

3466
03:02:01,400 --> 03:02:04,600
Vince and Jackson. 
I think he was on the Bucks. 

3467
03:02:04,760 --> 03:02:07,680
By then, yeah, he was on the. 
Bucks with Mike Evans. 

3468
03:02:07,680 --> 03:02:14,650
With he Boyd, here's another 
Bears this got to be. 

3469
03:02:14,650 --> 03:02:16,010
You wouldn't be, Keenan. 
You got to be. 

3470
03:02:18,690 --> 03:02:22,010
Martial, there you go. 
Try Keenan for the one below it.

3471
03:02:22,810 --> 03:02:24,250
OK. 
Yeah. 

3472
03:02:26,450 --> 03:02:27,650
What? 
It's weird. 

3473
03:02:29,330 --> 03:02:31,650
Oh oh oh. 
So Mount. 

3474
03:02:33,480 --> 03:02:36,800
This is what was the one dude. 
He had one good year. 

3475
03:02:36,800 --> 03:02:39,000
He always was hurt. 
Danario. 

3476
03:02:39,960 --> 03:02:45,360
Alexander Alexander. 
Yeah, it wasn't him either, Huh.

3477
03:02:46,520 --> 03:02:47,640
He was kind of fun. 
Remember. 

3478
03:02:47,640 --> 03:02:48,400
He was. 
Yeah. 

3479
03:02:48,600 --> 03:02:50,280
Yeah. 
Saints. 

3480
03:02:50,280 --> 03:02:51,920
Is this Colson? 
No. 

3481
03:02:52,840 --> 03:02:55,560
Bill Horn. 
What about who's that slot dude 

3482
03:02:55,560 --> 03:02:57,520
they had? 
Oh, yeah. 

3483
03:02:57,520 --> 03:03:01,900
Yeah, I'm not with more Lance, 
More Lance, more. 

3484
03:03:01,900 --> 03:03:08,660
I was thinking of Lance more. 
Yeah, yeah, guys, the Eagles 

3485
03:03:08,660 --> 03:03:10,540
just had a pitch with 10 seconds
left. 

3486
03:03:14,260 --> 03:03:16,780
We need a miracle. 
And then a missed extra point. 

3487
03:03:16,780 --> 03:03:19,300
Like. 
I will bring a Reef back on if 

3488
03:03:19,700 --> 03:03:23,540
they score a touchdown and doink
the extra point, that would be 

3489
03:03:23,700 --> 03:03:27,120
too good, man. 
That's a good call by Clay in 

3490
03:03:27,120 --> 03:03:30,080
the chat. 
Deborah Henderson dude on So 

3491
03:03:30,080 --> 03:03:34,800
when I call Beasley for that 
Cowboys guy, we couldn't get old

3492
03:03:34,840 --> 03:03:38,080
Beasley on the Cowboys here. 
Yeah, yeah, there. 

3493
03:03:39,560 --> 03:03:42,960
Seriously. 
Another Raider? 

3494
03:03:43,280 --> 03:03:47,000
Ooh, is that the first Raider? 
Is that Cooper or no? 

3495
03:03:47,000 --> 03:03:52,520
He was 2015, I think. 
I just tried Crabtree Moss. 

3496
03:03:54,120 --> 03:03:58,190
They had that. 
Who's that dude they had that 

3497
03:03:58,190 --> 03:04:01,550
was like, who are the Titans 
seventh round picker? 

3498
03:04:01,550 --> 03:04:06,390
I'm Dr. Fusion. 
This has got to be Roddy White. 

3499
03:04:06,750 --> 03:04:10,310
Yeah, yeah. 
Sims Walker. 

3500
03:04:11,550 --> 03:04:16,070
Michael Thomas. 
What did they have back then? 

3501
03:04:16,230 --> 03:04:18,430
Oh, they Alan Robinson. 
That's Alan Robinson, dude. 

3502
03:04:18,590 --> 03:04:21,310
That's Alan. 
Robinson Oh, nice. 

3503
03:04:23,190 --> 03:04:28,400
Another Raider. 
I don't know. 

3504
03:04:28,400 --> 03:04:37,520
We didn't want it on Walker. 
I forgot to join out some of the

3505
03:04:37,520 --> 03:04:44,160
Packers, Rams, Cardinals. 
This got to be Fitz, right? 

3506
03:04:45,120 --> 03:04:48,360
Yeah, if we're not going 
Fitzgerald yet, maybe. 

3507
03:04:49,240 --> 03:04:53,800
The second one, yeah. 
This is John Brown. 

3508
03:04:54,920 --> 03:04:55,520
Nice. 
Wow. 

3509
03:04:56,360 --> 03:04:58,160
Yeah, another rookie. 
And this is Floyd. 

3510
03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:02,840
Echo Floyd. 
Remember that team fits, yeah? 

3511
03:05:02,960 --> 03:05:06,320
Nice. 
I went looking for him. 

3512
03:05:06,760 --> 03:05:09,720
What else can we just like, Peck
out Niners? 

3513
03:05:09,760 --> 03:05:13,600
There's three Niners here. 
What was this team? 

3514
03:05:14,680 --> 03:05:19,640
In 2014, it's like a Vernon 
Davis time period. 

3515
03:05:19,960 --> 03:05:28,740
They have Crabtree at this time.
Ooh, yeah, yeah, there it is. 

3516
03:05:28,740 --> 03:05:31,380
Nice. 
Who else did they have with 

3517
03:05:31,380 --> 03:05:35,220
Crabtree? 
Who is that #10 that dropped the

3518
03:05:35,220 --> 03:05:37,380
punt in the playoff? 
Deal Boldin. 

3519
03:05:38,260 --> 03:05:40,260
They had Boldin's here. 
Yeah. 

3520
03:05:40,660 --> 03:05:43,980
Oh yeah, Yeah. 
They had that other dude, Kyle. 

3521
03:05:43,980 --> 03:05:45,500
Kyle Williams or something like 
that. 

3522
03:05:45,500 --> 03:05:48,340
Kyle. 
It's not him. 

3523
03:05:48,340 --> 03:05:50,340
They had Marquis Goodwin at one 
point. 

3524
03:05:50,340 --> 03:05:53,160
It might have been after this. 
That's a good guess. 

3525
03:05:53,200 --> 03:05:57,600
No. 
Viking. 

3526
03:05:58,480 --> 03:06:00,240
Viking. 
The tight the tight ends don't 

3527
03:06:00,240 --> 03:06:02,600
count right. 
It's just This is why we're 

3528
03:06:02,640 --> 03:06:09,040
steveish. 
Yeah, we're we're about 36 

3529
03:06:09,040 --> 03:06:11,960
seconds here. 
We're out of time. 

3530
03:06:11,960 --> 03:06:17,040
We can do 2014 Sydney Rice. 
Oh, that's a nice poll. 

3531
03:06:17,320 --> 03:06:19,160
Nice, dude. 
We're early, though. 

3532
03:06:19,160 --> 03:06:21,960
Oh, Percy Harvin. 
Percy Harvin I just did Harvard.

3533
03:06:21,960 --> 03:06:25,720
On both of them. 
Shit, I just tried them. 

3534
03:06:25,720 --> 03:06:29,400
Yeah, it's later than that. 
Harvard was 2009 when they went 

3535
03:06:29,400 --> 03:06:30,520
to the Super Bowl. 
This is. 

3536
03:06:31,760 --> 03:06:34,560
Is is Calvin Johnson the second 
Lions? 

3537
03:06:35,760 --> 03:06:36,440
Where? 
Here? 

3538
03:06:36,960 --> 03:06:43,400
Yeah, yeah, there we go. 
I want to know these Vikings are

3539
03:06:45,580 --> 03:06:47,740
Brian Quick. 
Deshawn Jackson. 

3540
03:06:47,740 --> 03:06:50,740
Was the the Reds. 
Brandon LA fell. 

3541
03:06:50,860 --> 03:06:53,260
Brandon La Fell Haven't heard. 
Eddie Royal. 

3542
03:06:53,260 --> 03:06:54,260
There's Garcelle. 
Thank you. 

3543
03:06:54,300 --> 03:06:55,500
Should have got. 
We did the. 

3544
03:06:55,900 --> 03:06:58,100
Greater Reds rookie. 
We should have known. 

3545
03:06:58,380 --> 03:06:59,780
Yeah. 
Kendall. 

3546
03:06:59,780 --> 03:07:02,220
Right on the Titans. 
Pat, I feel like I've heard you 

3547
03:07:02,220 --> 03:07:06,060
say Kendall Edelman, you guys 
earlier, Patriots, this was a 

3548
03:07:06,060 --> 03:07:08,980
tough. 
One you had on the right slot, I

3549
03:07:08,980 --> 03:07:10,820
tried Andre Johnson on the wrong
one. 

3550
03:07:10,820 --> 03:07:12,060
We did. 
We tried Decker. 

3551
03:07:12,060 --> 03:07:13,780
Eric Decker was on the wrong 
team. 

3552
03:07:14,300 --> 03:07:19,410
Yeah, oh, Greg Jennings was a 
Viking and Cordero were the two 

3553
03:07:19,490 --> 03:07:21,490
Vikings. 
Steve Johnson was a 49er. 

3554
03:07:21,770 --> 03:07:23,850
He was Justin. 
Hunter cracked that. 

3555
03:07:24,890 --> 03:07:26,290
There's Reggie Wayne with the 
Colts. 

3556
03:07:26,290 --> 03:07:28,970
We tried him up here with the 
Colts for Ty Hilton. 

3557
03:07:29,570 --> 03:07:33,650
Wow. 
Vincent Jackson with the box. 

3558
03:07:33,890 --> 03:07:35,650
We tried his at one point. 
Yeah. 

3559
03:07:36,410 --> 03:07:37,810
Was Mike Evans on this list or 
not? 

3560
03:07:38,370 --> 03:07:40,050
No. 
Didn't crack it. 

3561
03:07:40,130 --> 03:07:42,490
He said 1000 yards every year of
his career. 

3562
03:07:43,210 --> 03:07:44,890
Yeah, that is nuts. 
What's this based on? 

3563
03:07:45,780 --> 03:07:47,860
How the fuck did he not? 
He had an awesome rookie year, 

3564
03:07:47,860 --> 03:07:49,140
dude. 
He had a really good rookie 

3565
03:07:49,140 --> 03:07:51,100
year. 
This is 2014. 

3566
03:07:51,100 --> 03:07:53,700
Maybe didn't start in 24. 
No, he did. 

3567
03:07:54,100 --> 03:07:55,860
He was drafted. 
He's in 1000 yards every year of

3568
03:07:55,860 --> 03:07:58,260
his career. 
Dino Bros were debating Sammy 

3569
03:07:58,260 --> 03:08:03,300
Watkins versus Mike Evans. 
That's right, Mike Evans isn't 

3570
03:08:03,340 --> 03:08:05,820
on here. 
How is it this is the integrity 

3571
03:08:05,900 --> 03:08:08,660
of this bullshit dude, There's 
no way. 

3572
03:08:11,580 --> 03:08:15,380
Every other rookie. 
Is on here but not by Kevins 

3573
03:08:15,900 --> 03:08:16,940
dude. 
We've gotten we've gotten 

3574
03:08:16,940 --> 03:08:19,500
screwed over twice the the penny
hold and now this quiz. 

3575
03:08:21,300 --> 03:08:27,660
What's happening What do they do
to us Where's the by Kevins? 

3576
03:08:28,100 --> 03:08:31,540
I looked it up was is 1000 yard 
12TD season? 

3577
03:08:31,540 --> 03:08:34,780
Is it 1? 
That's bullshit, dude. 

3578
03:08:35,580 --> 03:08:39,580
Fantasy wide receivers. 
You can't have 1000 yards and 12

3579
03:08:39,580 --> 03:08:42,220
Td's and not be the top 50 
fantasy wide Receivers Quiz. 

3580
03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:45,520
Because I don't fuck him. 
Fuck is this quiz dude? 

3581
03:08:45,520 --> 03:08:51,600
Do they call him a tight? 
End Rupesh says My cab is with 

3582
03:08:51,680 --> 03:08:54,800
for 1000 yards and 12 touchdowns
and 24. 

3583
03:08:54,800 --> 03:08:58,480
Erroneous, erroneous. 
Out of here, dude. 

3584
03:08:59,080 --> 03:09:02,080
It's this dude that was a fun 
exercise, but I'm over it, man. 

3585
03:09:03,360 --> 03:09:07,840
It was guys first ship cast in 
the books when. 

3586
03:09:08,560 --> 03:09:10,640
It came so. 
Close, I'll I'll pull this up. 

3587
03:09:10,640 --> 03:09:13,950
Here we were. 
We were very close here. 

3588
03:09:15,670 --> 03:09:20,110
Alexander Madison hits Hawkinson
7 receptions. 

3589
03:09:20,110 --> 03:09:23,550
Swift just absolutely 
obliterated. 

3590
03:09:24,030 --> 03:09:27,710
Even the Kirk Cousins that was 
looking, I mean one away there 

3591
03:09:27,870 --> 03:09:31,150
and then the main 1A J Brown. 
We were one off there. 

3592
03:09:33,870 --> 03:09:37,010
No one go do the math. 
The, the, the. 

3593
03:09:37,050 --> 03:09:40,770
The 2023 season's been about 
fading A J Brown's I've been 

3594
03:09:40,770 --> 03:09:44,170
saying No. 
No, no, no, no. 

3595
03:09:44,650 --> 03:09:45,730
Silly. 
Got that touchdown. 

3596
03:09:45,730 --> 03:09:49,050
Man Penny. 
Yeah, Penny over under one back,

3597
03:09:49,050 --> 03:09:51,810
breaking hold. 
He hit the he hit the over on 

3598
03:09:51,810 --> 03:09:53,050
that, unfortunately. 
Yeah. 

3599
03:09:54,450 --> 03:09:57,810
Oh my goodness. 
But who? 

3600
03:09:57,890 --> 03:09:59,650
Who do we got next week? 
Someone already said. 

3601
03:10:03,620 --> 03:10:05,900
What's the week? 
Week 3 schedule? 

3602
03:10:07,740 --> 03:10:09,140
No idea. 
One week. 

3603
03:10:09,740 --> 03:10:11,020
Giants. 
Niners. 

3604
03:10:11,020 --> 03:10:14,020
That actually could be fun. 
That can actually be fun. 

3605
03:10:16,900 --> 03:10:19,660
Yeah, I'm into that. 
Daniel Jones. 

3606
03:10:19,740 --> 03:10:21,700
I don't know. 
I think we could do over 49 

3607
03:10:21,700 --> 03:10:22,940
passing yards. 
What do you guys think? 

3608
03:10:23,260 --> 03:10:25,820
I thought you were gonna say 49 
pass attempts. 

3609
03:10:25,820 --> 03:10:29,580
I'm like, I don't know. 
I feel like we just started. 

3610
03:10:30,580 --> 03:10:32,340
It's already over. 
It's over dude. 

3611
03:10:32,340 --> 03:10:33,460
Three hours. 
Stream Pete. 

3612
03:10:34,140 --> 03:10:37,740
Well, if you guys wanna keep 
holding down ship cast after 

3613
03:10:37,740 --> 03:10:40,060
dark, but some of us have to go 
to bed, I'm gonna finish 

3614
03:10:40,220 --> 03:10:42,860
narrating the walkthrough and 
I'm good. 

3615
03:10:43,300 --> 03:10:46,060
Yeah, and also this little dude 
wants some more pizza. 

3616
03:10:47,420 --> 03:10:51,510
My goodness there. 
We appreciate you guys hanging 

3617
03:10:51,510 --> 03:10:54,950
out. 
Thank you to Underdog for making

3618
03:10:54,950 --> 03:10:56,390
this happen. 
Had a blast. 

3619
03:10:56,390 --> 03:10:59,710
Really looking forward to doing 
this every Thursday night. 

3620
03:10:59,710 --> 03:11:02,270
Also just a few things. 
Make sure you guys check out 

3621
03:11:03,190 --> 03:11:05,990
stat chasing. 
That's gonna be a weekly in 

3622
03:11:05,990 --> 03:11:09,270
season show that Dricco and 
sacrilegious are doing. 

3623
03:11:09,730 --> 03:11:13,770
If you guys are missing kind of 
the nuts and bolts of player 

3624
03:11:13,770 --> 03:11:16,850
usage, that is your show. 
Those guys crushed it who went 

3625
03:11:16,850 --> 03:11:20,770
for like 2 1/2 hours on Tuesday 
night, breaking down all of the 

3626
03:11:20,770 --> 03:11:24,170
usage from week one and how to 
apply that to your league. 

3627
03:11:24,170 --> 03:11:26,330
So check that out on the 
channel. 

3628
03:11:26,330 --> 03:11:28,450
You guys can also join us in the
Discord. 

3629
03:11:29,130 --> 03:11:33,850
I will take our Discord pound 
for pound against anyone here in

3630
03:11:33,850 --> 03:11:35,570
the industry. 
You guys can come hang out all 

3631
03:11:35,570 --> 03:11:38,560
kinds of. 
Talking ball in there, Gretch, 

3632
03:11:38,560 --> 03:11:42,000
Pat, anything you guys would 
like to mention here before we 

3633
03:11:42,000 --> 03:11:45,280
get out of here that's got the 
walkthrough? 

3634
03:11:46,240 --> 03:11:49,920
Yeah, check it out. 
Walkthrough Gretch, you have a 

3635
03:11:49,960 --> 03:11:54,520
post about nihilistic approaches
to fantasy football that we got 

3636
03:11:54,520 --> 03:11:58,880
to read here. 
Yeah, I mean stealing signals. 

3637
03:11:59,000 --> 03:12:02,600
Broke down game by game, all the
signal and the noise every week.

3638
03:12:03,040 --> 03:12:07,940
Then I wrote an extra piece 
about, yeah, the NFL's, like, 

3639
03:12:07,940 --> 03:12:13,660
sad now. 
The NFL's sad now I'm going to 

3640
03:12:13,660 --> 03:12:18,580
post the link to the Google Form
once more here In the chat, give

3641
03:12:18,580 --> 03:12:21,500
us your underdog username, Your 
YouTube username. 

3642
03:12:22,100 --> 03:12:26,580
So as we mentioned, we didn't 
hit our Pick Them entry, so next

3643
03:12:26,580 --> 03:12:29,540
week the Pick Them entry 
giveaway is now up to 200 

3644
03:12:29,540 --> 03:12:32,620
dollars, $100 rolls over to next
week $200.00. 

3645
03:12:32,620 --> 03:12:36,900
So make sure you guys join us. 
Next Thursday for Giants, Niners

3646
03:12:36,900 --> 03:12:41,020
will run it back the best place.
So what we're going to do is our

3647
03:12:41,020 --> 03:12:45,660
plan is our initial pick them 
entry on Thursdays. 

3648
03:12:45,660 --> 03:12:47,420
We'll get it first. 
We're going to post it in the 

3649
03:12:47,420 --> 03:12:50,620
Discord around 3:00 PM in the 
afternoon. 

3650
03:12:50,620 --> 03:12:53,500
We'll get it on Twitter 
afterward, and then we hope to 

3651
03:12:53,500 --> 03:12:56,340
have a five pick to add like we 
did tonight. 

3652
03:12:56,780 --> 03:12:58,940
And we will continue to post 
those on Twitter's. 

3653
03:12:58,940 --> 03:13:01,380
We'll give the people in the 
Discord the first peek at those 

3654
03:13:01,380 --> 03:13:02,580
if you guys want to sweat with 
us. 

3655
03:13:03,740 --> 03:13:06,100
We will figure out who our guest
is for next week. 

3656
03:13:06,100 --> 03:13:08,980
Have been enjoying a reef, just 
was awesome. 

3657
03:13:08,980 --> 03:13:12,700
Tonight we plan to bring guests 
on for the second quarter. 

3658
03:13:12,780 --> 03:13:16,620
We'll work with Steph to get her
tech stuff squared away so she 

3659
03:13:16,620 --> 03:13:19,380
can join us for a waiver wire 
roundup. 

3660
03:13:19,980 --> 03:13:24,460
But guys, I think this was a 
very promising start to to a fun

3661
03:13:24,460 --> 03:13:29,810
series this season. 
I'm gonna get, like, way too 

3662
03:13:29,810 --> 03:13:32,730
drunk this year. 
I was planning to, like, get in 

3663
03:13:32,730 --> 03:13:37,250
shape and, like, be more healthy
this fall, but I think I'm gonna

3664
03:13:37,250 --> 03:13:40,210
just drink every Thursday. 
Gretch, Those don't have to be 

3665
03:13:40,210 --> 03:13:42,330
mutually exclusive. 
We can be dialed in the other 

3666
03:13:42,330 --> 03:13:44,850
nights of the week and then we 
can drink beer and stuff left 

3667
03:13:44,850 --> 03:13:46,450
over. 
You know, pizza and taquitos 

3668
03:13:46,450 --> 03:13:47,890
down our face on Thursday 
nights. 

3669
03:13:48,290 --> 03:13:50,970
That's that's it. 
Cheat Day Thursday nights. 

3670
03:13:51,760 --> 03:13:53,480
Sheet day. 
Appreciate you guys. 

3671
03:13:53,480 --> 03:13:56,960
Appreciate all of your delicate 
lies in the chat. 

3672
03:13:56,960 --> 03:14:00,800
We will see you next Thursday. 
We got Giants Niners. 

3673
03:14:00,920 --> 03:14:02,000
Gonna be a blast. 
We'll see you then.

