Famous last words, but this looks like the best 4:00 PM
slate we've had all year. We get puka verse JSN.
We get Harold Fannon. OK, maybe that's, you know,
burying the lead there a little bit.
We get Mahomes coming off the bye we are.
What else do we get in this one? We get Purdy back in our lives
and you know who else Who else we have back in our lives?
I think a little Davis Matic, you know, fresh off of his four
and 1/2 day paternity leave, is ready to get back into the
content minds. We got to pick him for you here
in the in the chat. Hopefully you guys have tailed
that. I believe we're 9 of 10 or 8 of
nine on our last leg, so let's see if we can keep it rolling.
I'm Pete with Pat, Jacob and Davis.
This is the ship cast. Let's go.
It's the ship cast, the ship cast, the ship cast.
We got some fun pick em sweats dialed up.
You mix in a couple lowers there to make sure people know you
know ball. All hires 'cause we know ball.
You're gonna lose anyway, probably, so just do the
Peppers. Scorcher watch everyone.
Scorcher watch. Oh no.
The pick em's aren't hitting look.
The other way you cock, you guys want to make some more pick UPS?
Back baby, I'm officially invested.
There we. Go.
I just want to be clear, no one is.
Asking you to. Watch the game we're just asking
you to watch. All right.
What is up, Pat? Can you hear me?
I can't hear you. Did you play Josh Allen today
'cause I didn't. Not on, not on draft kicks.
I played him, you know, have some on on underdog.
But yeah, what what is he up now?
Is he at like 40 points or? Something on that.
Just touchdowns now. Jesus.
Yeah. Yep, gonna be that.
Chicago just won. What a game.
McCarthy actually looked good in that last drive.
I was surprised. The last drive?
Yeah, exactly. Just just came in to get some
more apologies for my 7 and three quarterback, Caleb
Williams. Oh my God.
Just a nice no. Apologies you're getting.
Just an easy routine. Oh.
God. Division.
Change. This is asking for both of these
quarterbacks should never play another NFL football game again.
McCarthy looks. I've never seen him move.
Without a football game. Jacob, you're on some different
mic or something? Oh, OK, sorry.
The Avalanche. The Avalanche hat, Peter, I
didn't know. I didn't know you were a ball
knower. Dude, I was an Avalanche fan
before you were even born brother.
Best Best team in the NHL by a bazillion.
All right, boys, what do we? I, I didn't even look at at what
is on our entry. What else?
What are we? What are we sweating here?
Did you did you input the entry I, I because you?
Because because you can just click it and do it right?
Yeah, yes, but now I. Pull it up.
I didn't look at what we had. We have puka higher than 7 1/2
catches. We have D Mercado higher than 33
1/2 total yards. We have Rashi Rice higher than
something higher than 14.5. Yep and Purdy higher than 18.45
fantasy points. Beautiful.
I love all these. These are all these are all, I
mean, we we're, we're fading like Donovan or Zaneman night
like running really well to start the game, but that's
really it. I'm so aggravated that the Bears
won that game just because Ben Johnson coached like a complete
moron for the last half. An hour well was it Ben
Johnson's fault? Was it Caleb Williams fault?
You know? Oh come on.
Well they we blaming this on. They kicked on 1/4 and three up
10 to keep it at A2 possession game.
Then they ran it on 1/3 and three to settle for a long field
goal which they missed while up 13 or no up 6 I think.
And then they didn't go for the 4th and four that would have
basically won the game instead punted the Vikings get the
touchdown Dr. I. It was just an incredibly
coward, cowardly performance that they unfortunately salvage
at the end, but they they deserved every part of making
that, as uncomfortable as it was as it was.
McCarthy looks so, so, so bad, but he really did look much
better on that last drive. I was like kind of running.
More so so this is. Obviously.
Tim, he's Tim Tebow. It is Tebow esque.
Yeah. Jack Wilson.
He too, like Wilson, did have moments throughout his career
where you're like, OK. Well, a Rich was like weirdly
clutched at the end of games too.
Like he had those comebacks against The Jets and the
Patriots last year, like where like he would look like the
worst quarterback in the world. But then I think some of these
bad quarterbacks, like if you just get them into a 2 minute
drill situation where they don't have to, like there's no think,
yeah, like you don't think. You just play and it's like,
yeah, like you will look better. I think that's true of Caleb as
far as bad quarterbacks go, but I think as far as like Recarthy.
Come on as. Far as.
Arthy goes. I don't know if that's it.
I think for him it's actually like he needs to think more like
he needs to. He has no off speed pitches
normally, it's all just a he throws.
So hard. Why?
Why is he always throwing the ball?
So I don't know, dude. Oh.
My God, Rico. Rico Dowdell just scored like a
60 yard receiving touchdown. Wow.
Really. Yeah, maybe that's 60, maybe,
maybe 55. Dude, he stayed in somehow.
That's crazy. It well, they're they're going
to review this. He might have stepped.
Out looks like looks like 62 yards if it stands.
Shout out. Rico always gets there.
That's. Crazy.
You've done literally nothing the whole game.
That's crazy or not 62 I was looking at the wrong yard line
38 but I mean who cares? That was sick.
People, people are asking, have the boys.
Apologize. I'm not sure.
I will not be apologizing to Caleb Williams.
I think he stayed in. How many wins I?
Haven't seen a slow MO at least. He's out.
He's definitely out. He's definitely.
Out oh shoot. But they're they need a
touchdown, right? They can't win with a field
goal. See, I believe people people are
saying CMC scored the first play.
I'm trying to like, oh, sky. Moore returned the kickoff 98
yards. Oh wow, sky.
He's got a one. Hardly.
He's out. So CMC got a 1 yard touchdown on
the first play from scrimmage. Is that the first time in NFL
history there's been a 1 yard touchdown on the 1st?
Generational CMC is running a generational fantasy point scam
like the the 40 the. 49ers. Yeah, I think he's.
Out the 49ers are running their whole organization, getting him
24 1/2 PPR points per game. I don't want him to be out, but
I think he's out. That looks very out to me.
Was there a nostril score? So you know, what is sharp that
Rico has here is he has a white cleat.
So it's harder to tell. You got to wear that.
You have to wear. The white cleat this is if they
let this stand. I don't think it's crazy.
I hope they let it stand. Come on.
I mean rule of cool, let it stand, but I.
Think it's pretty? Clearly out.
But what about the rule of cool? How does?
Sky Moore like I didn't see the the return but like how did Sky
Moore manage to get himself tackled at the 1 exactly?
Sky's up. That's just the that's just the
way the new kickoff returns work is because the the area, the
field is so compressed that the defenders can kind of keep pace
with you. But not until the last yard.
Well, it's like if you think about it.
So like let's say a guy is engaged in a block at the 20, OK
if you if sky I didn't watch the return.
But if the guy makes 2 cuts or breaks a tackle like slows him
up enough for someone to catch up with him.
Yeah, at a non parallel angle. All right, it was it was
officially overturned out at the 10.
But I I love Steph in the chat is is like treating this as
though like we are the video review team.
She's like, guys, we need these points on the main.
It's like I agree, but I don't I don't actually control what they
do here. Yeah, that's that is exactly
what happened. Sky Moore's running to the
pylon, runs out of gas and a guy catches him with this angle.
Man, he had juice right away. I was.
Rooting for it. Too.
He does run out of gas. Oh my God, yeah, completely ran
out of gas. Completely right.
Like he got to the 40 yard line and was like fuck dude.
Like he's like hitting the Sprint button and nothing's
happening. Yeah, you.
Know. If you're rooting for the Rico
touchdown, the good news is they have every incentive to run it
on the 1st 2 downs and drain Atlanta's timeouts, so I think
they will. I would be stunned if they don't
run the 1st 2 plays. Oh yeah I am.
I'm now seeing the Sky Moore kick return and like, it's hard
to not look impressive on a 98 yard play, but I wasn't that
impressed. It was not impressive.
It was impressive for 30 yards and then became extremely
unimpressive for like 30-5 more yards.
Yeah, Collard, collard apron in the chat, says Sky Moore.
No no's. Yeah, for real.
We we learned that many years. Ago we are all too aware.
Sky Moore's the sickest name for a kick returner I've ever.
Heard. Someone in the chat said that I
stole it it. Was good, though many such.
Cases. Well, the good news is they did
hand it to Rico. The bad news is he went
backwards. He went backwards.
Yeah, Rico Rico's not getting his points.
Good effort. They'll run it again.
Well, I don't know because I mean, you're playing four down
football and you want their timeouts gone.
So I would probably still run it on 2nd down.
Yeah, I do like these Rams uniforms.
Those are nice. Maybe a little screen for Rico
one second down. No, this is going to be a TET
play. Oh, it was to Rico as a wide
receiver, though. But incomplete.
If Hidev says how are we gonna keep Jacob focused without a
Colts game, it's the opposite. We're gonna have him laser
focused. Yeah, all of our bags without
the Colts distracting. Him I'm I'm infinitely more
locked in on the on the ship cast when the Colts aren't
playing. If the Colts are playing, I'm
I'm really in my own little bubble over there.
Yeah, exactly. Just watching the Colts, I was
really hoping the Bills would lose so I could make a joke
about how easy the Patriots schedule is that they get the
Bills again, but that. Would have been a good joke,
yeah. 6 fucking touchdowns for Josh Allen, just like all time
stat. Padding.
You didn't play, I don't think. It's stat padding if you like.
All of them are very essential. Yeah, I don't think it's stat
padding if it wins you a game in a shootout.
Tet Touchdown. Wow, let's go, let's go, T Mac.
Pi believe in the deposit Kingdom.
I might have been the only person to have drafted Tet
McMillan. He was like, I was just, I just
looked for my one Josh Allen Tett team in the in the BR.
I found it. Davis, he had like 34 points
today. Call him by his preferred name.
You can call him Tett when he goes 4 for 60 on 9 targets
again. He's Tetaroa today.
Tetaroa. Or TMAC.
He's fine with TMAC. Man what a freaking game from
him today. Holy.
So did everyone in cash end up rolling out those Jacobi
onslaughts, Davis? No more people did the Bryce
Young or the sorry Jacob. JJ McCarthy was the most owned
quarterback in cash. OK.
Well, that didn't work. Well, actually, I bet it's
close. I bet it's close.
McCarthy, I mean, he had a not a very.
Good. No in in terms of ownership,
because I only know what I. Only know.
OK, I'm trying to. I thought you meant it was
supposed to working. I was like my brother.
He had eight. It wasn't.
No, I'm trying to. I'm trying to definitely was not
close to working. The train team, you probably
can't find the train team because it's going to not be in
the top 500. Steph, you might be annoyed that
London did nothing once Pennix left, but they are about to get
the ball back here and I think we're going to get some London
points and I think we're going to get some overtime.
So don't don't give up hope yet. Rams turn it over on downs at
the 10 yard line. They called the tight end league
play too. Oh man, yeah, I'm so excited to
watch this game. I feel like everybody's going to
be like, very aware of what each other wants to do and like, very
locked in. Adams was wide open.
Stafford missed him. I will say this, any looking at
any contests right now, I mean obviously looking to see if you
have Allen etcetera is, is important, but so much is going
to be decided in this 4:00 PM window.
My my best is I do have a Josh Allen Tett in the Big BR with 15
from Chase Brown and CMC but I got stuck with the five ball
from Gadsden so that's probably not going.
To yeah, that hurt. I had a lot of Gadsden too.
A lot of had a lot of Videl. Yeah, would love to.
I I can't wait for film Twitter to come out this week and tell
me how Justin Herbert's teammates let him down.
And, you know, it's just anyone. Anyone can lose by 40 to the
Jaguars. It really just happens to the
best of us, man. I mean, he doesn't have an
offensive line. How would I have any way to
evaluate that? 50% pressure rate like every
week. You could also like watch the
game and be like, man, this guy has a lot of people in this
space really quick. The last throw I saw, the last
throw I saw from Justin Erbert was a completely clean pocket. 4
seconds to throw. That was very bad.
He overthrew Quinton Johnston and just easily turned into an
interception. I think he actually overthrew
the lad, but. Hard to say multiple guys in
frame. I don't think Caleb is Justin
Herbert. Big return for the Falcons.
So this game is, I feel like overtime is very in play here.
They only need about, well I guess they don't have a kicker.
Like they've had like 7 different kickers on their team
this year, right? Is it Zane Gonzalez right now?
Is it? That's I think that's their
kicker of the at the moment. David Sills just caught a pass.
Respect, respect US CS youngest all time five star recruit.
Was he a USCI? Thought he was a West Virginia
player? No, do you not know, do you not
know the David Sills story? I don't know.
So David Sills was the guy that like went like pre Internet
version of viral for committing the USC when he was like 13 as a
as a quarterback. Oh wow, Arnold.
He's like, he's like the Jawan Jennings.
Yes, or almost pick 6. Bijon, all right, overtime is
very in the cards if we want more Rico in London.
Steph, Kirk Cousins just did a little like one of these moves.
After that, I'm not really sure what that was all about.
I can't tell if he was calling a player, if that was like a a
really sad celebration. No collared apron.
This does not count the David Sill story.
This was like very well known This, this was like a big deal.
I mean, I found that interesting.
What? What are you saying?
What's the comment? Like that.
Oh, like no one could possibly have known that David Sills
committed to USC when he was 13. He was like a he was like a big
story. There's some London.
Oh, sick. Let's go.
By the way, I'm so bummed out about this incoming quarterback
class. I started looking at the guys
who aren't eligible yet. Ohio State guy looks good, at
least saying. People.
People are. Saying.
How could you even? How could you even know?
Jawan Jennings, big catch, wide open.
I mean, he looks. Nice.
He looks good like he when you know this is a very immature.
But like, but like literally, how do you evaluate an Ohio
State quarterback? We have seen, I mean, Stroud was
good in a very, very advantageous situation.
Stroud, you're you're saying Stroud's good now?
What? Yeah, Stroud is a good NFL
quarterback. Yeah.
He's fine, but like what I'm saying is like from a you, you'd
really kind of have to be like a ball knower because any kind of
numerical evaluation, how can you separate that?
He's throwing to four first round picks, five star recruit
running backs, 5 star recruit offensive lineman.
Like it feels impossible. But I think we're we're seeing
this with JJ McCarthy, right? Like it still matters that
you're good, like JJ McCarthy is one of the best setups in the
league and just. Stinks.
Yeah, Yeah. You have to be.
Accurate. You'd like you.
Have to like not do karaoke footwork.
And like Jayden Daniels had an amazing situation around him.
Joe Burrow had an amazing situation.
Well, Jayden Daniels, not so much.
Jayden Daniels. Elite neighbors and Brian Thomas
doesn't. Count Yeah, and Elite Neighbors
and Brian Thomas. Yeah, but his his coach was such
an idiot. Kittle huge teeny.
Let's go, Purdy. I I don't think Blake Warm's
ever going to see a goal line carry again.
I'm not sure that like it was actually his fault, but like 3
consecutive stuffs, 3 slice of stuff scene.
Can we just get to the main event?
Dude, I just need. I.
Need to see Rushy Rice and RJ Harvey trading blows.
Man I got to say this, this game script very good for the D
Mercado fire. 14. Nothing instantly.
Can that is honestly so good. The SO.
Let's snug it in the left side overtime.
There it is, the the interesting.
Thing 13 Nothing, by the way. For fans.
Yeah, it blocked it. The Cardinals kept trying last
week when they were down a bazillion.
Are they going to keep trying to the same degree this week?
I think so with percent. I don't know that like them
needing to keep trying necessarily.
If they don't keep trying, does that mean that they're summing
out Amari D Mercado? I think they cannot try with
Amari D Mercado. But you know what I mean?
Like in the, in the second-half, there's a very big difference
between like, like what the what was the week?
We, we, we watched the Panthers do this where they just like,
they had like 3 total possessions in the second-half
and it was just totally useless bullshit.
Like the Cardinals were chucking it down 40 points.
Right, but like, but wouldn't the useless bullshit be we're
just handing it off to Amari D Mercado until the.
Game. It might be Michael Carter.
It might be Zonaba Knight. Could be.
Who's who is who is lowest on the totem pole?
Who is in the game with Cadence, you think?
Carter, I guess. Which guy?
Carter. Carter $100,000.
Which player like? You can't hit him.
You can't hit him, but other people can hit him.
Yeah, you can let the other people hit him.
I think he's the lowest. I think I think Carter is.
My guess is Carter is low man. Yeah, a lot of a lot of nose I.
Mean, I think they're all, I think they're all pretty low.
They're all pretty low, yeah. Yeah, All right, Jacoby, let's
get this garbage time going do. You think the people of Spain
were were bummed out when that game went to overtime?
Yeah, they're used to the. No, they're used to the games
ending in a tie. They're like how?
They wanted to, they thought it was going to P kicks.
They just altered. It, I mean, they should have
literally done penalty kicks. Like they should have just had
Patterson and Matt Gay just like kick back and forth.
That should be the NFL rules for the Europe games.
We do penalty kicks. It should also have a different
overtime rule in Europe. What if it though?
It's like a it's a smaller net and it's just like JJ McCarthy
trying to rocket a pass past a goal in the net.
I he'd get it past the goalie. That's the thing.
He'd miss the net though. I miss the net.
Why? Why does?
DJ McCarthy throw the ball so hard.
I. Don't know man, it's crazy.
That was a very funny line in the in the walkthrough I I was
glad to get. That I know.
I laughed version Yeah. I also like wonder, like, why,
why do they call some of the plays they call?
Because, like they they called this wheel route for Aaron Jones
early in the game and McCarthy threw like the flattest, ugliest
pass imaginable. And it was like, yeah, like,
he'll do that. But if it's like, in what
universe did you ever look at JJ McCarthy and think like, this
guy can feather in a little wheel route over the top of the
defense? Like no chance.
He's like he's no. Hoper like he does not have the
he doesn't have the sandwich in the bag at all.
Like he can only hit like 4 iron closed face punch shot like
right underneath the tree branch.
That's like the only club he's got in the bag.
Calvin Ridley, Broken fibula. What a rough year for him, man.
Jeez. RIP.
What happened in that end of that I missed the end of that
game was we were kind of. Texans.
Game Houston won with a field. Goal with a field goal.
OK. Yeah, I think Cam Wortman had a
positive EPA for the first time all year.
They had like a really nice Nico catch on 3rd and 16 that got
them into field goal range and then they muddled their way into
a slightly shorter field goal. OK, it's Knight.
Knight is getting the first crack.
Don't love that. That was always in the range.
That's all right. It's honestly not a big deal.
It's not like he's going to get everything.
My view on it was like, my view is basically even if he's just
the passing down back with the script, I feel very live.
But I was like, there's also a chance that with Night coming
in, seemingly kind of legit questionable that D Mercado's
actually just the lead back, which I guess is not the case,
but I think he'll still have plenty of a role.
They really need to get. Down.
One more possession to really open it up.
With the Cardinals playing in these black uniforms, Davis is
not going to have a clue which Cardinal coming back is getting
the ball at all This. Carter, Carter and Knight.
Carter and Knight look the exact same.
But like with these black unis, like you cannot really see
what's going on there. Like he's going to be calling
Trey McBride, Elijah Higgins and Bam Knight Amari D Mercado like
this whole day. JSN catch.
The only one I'll know for sure is Dorch.
Well, yeah, you can tell. You can always tell Greg Dorch.
Unless Kyler's out on the field, then it's.
Tough to tell. Oh man.
Grab Michael Wilson. That was nice.
All you have, all Michael Wilson had to do to fulfill his
potential was to be 35% owned in DFS for one week.
What's this flag? Yeah, this Michael Wilson thing
is either going to just because it was so hard when I was
building through line UPS where it was like the the thought of
playing Michael Wilson into extreme.
Ownership I I didn't play. I I exed him out.
Like it was like, like it was just like, it felt like maybe
one step above the David Moore thing.
Yeah. But it was like, you do get down
there and you're like, it's not it's.
Not all right, let me. I I didn't mind him as much.
I mean, it's just crazy ownership, but like.
Yeah. I think he has to be out there
all the time. I took the weather stuff too
seriously. Basically this is because of
whole because I was planning to play a ton of Christian Watson
and then I really retracted out of that game.
Weather stuff didn't really matter because I played Jacobs
everywhere and that was immediately right.
I I need somewhere to complain about?
This was that Demarcato. I literally can't tell.
Like even when they turn around like Jacob said, might have been
Carter it was. Yeah, 9 yards.
The Mercado Pass. Yeah, there we.
Go. That's nine.
What do we need? We need 33 1/2, OK.
I. Think it's more than that.
And Purdy's already at. Isn't it?
Isn't that 33 1/2? Or did it go up to 34 1/2 by the
time we collect it? Why put it up here?
I have mine, might be I might have gotten the worst number.
No, I mean it was 33 1/2 when I like this morning, but that
might have changed when we actually did it.
I have 35 1/2. 35 and a half. Oh well, I'm sure that's what I
have too. I I just clicked it whenever
Pete posted it. So.
All right, I've got. AI have 35 1/2 too.
I played a guy in college football DFS yesterday .3% owned
26 points at minimum salary and I just played stone chalk with
the rest of my guys like I like I had to have been insanely high
EV and then the the quarterback, the quarterback wide receiver
stack. I did that was like giga chalk
completely busted like 18 combined points and I just I was
just like, man, could have been, could have been, could have used
my could have used my new kid swag for this.
But I guess we're saving it for Xavier Worthy today.
Another another D Mercado run. So we're already at 14 out of
the 30. 5 1/2 I think we just got to have we either.
Halfway there in the first half, I'm I'm feeling great about the
second-half. Cup revenge?
I'm seeing if it hit the ground or not here.
They oh, I'm. Seeing yeah, that that ball hit
the. Ground.
That's not a incomplete incomplete.
I need some Shahid that they. Haven't they?
They haven't used the running back yet.
Can someone let me know who the starting running back is for the
Denver Broncos? Du spawn right?
That was shocking to find out their practice squad running
back is du spawn like oh. Isn't that real?
I, yeah, you know, it's real. I, I and I and I was so happy
because Hayden usually knows all these things and he didn't know.
So I got to reveal on the waiver wire show.
I was like going through the weight.
It was like, and would you believe like they have this
hulking big back on the practice squad.
They're definitely going to elevate and it is dew spot.
Aiden is just in his bag. It's crazy.
How old was? Lamar, they'll probably add, I
would guess during the bye week like a Jamal Williams or
Relativious or like someone of that ilk just to like exist.
I'm I'm Googling the Ravens practice squad right now 'cause
they like almost for sure have someone they might claim.
No, they don't. Essentially out with the knee
injury now. Who?
London, OH. Shit honey and I don't know who,
someone just scored a rushing 2. Goes DeMarcus.
No. No, no, that's 20, which is
night. Night.
Night is 20.
Fuck.
Did anyone see what the knee injury was?
That's horrid. Who got hurt?
London's out with a knee. Fuck, that's probably one of the
most important players in my remaining main event slots for
sure. Got a bam night rushing
touchdown. True.
What's the fucking point? Moment.
Has has anyone seen a video of the injury or like what happened
exactly? I saw a clip, a quick clip of it
on red zone I thought but. Bonex bomb dropped by Franklin.
I don't have your skilled Jacob as a moonlighting fantasy Doctor
Who's able to quickly diagnose an injury from a red zone clip.
I am pretty good at that. If someone can get me the clip
I'll I'll let you know what it is.
I'll give you a nice timeline, but yeah, he's on probably kind
of like 5 or 6 main teams that are live and he's on three of
them at least. So that would be pretty awful.
This is some good alpha here guys.
That's good, alpha. Me Mercado has white sleeves on.
Nice. I just I remembered one of the
initial all numbers look the same to me.
That used to get me. I remember a Thursday night game
first year we did the ship cast. It was the Ravens, it was Mark
Andrews, and who was that wide receiver they had that had like
the longer curly hair coming out?
Willy Sneed. Yes, Willy sneed in those two.
He looked like a miniature version of Mark Andrews.
Gosh, I'm watching you. Look like Mark Andrews.
Yeah, it would drive me crazy. Mark Andrews.
Let's go. Fuck.
It's Willy Sneed. Because it was one of those like
felony, kind of like tight end routes type of widers.
Too. You guys are literally not going
to believe who just iced the game for the Carolina Panthers.
Xavier Eliget. Tommy Tremble Tommy Tremble just
had a 50 yard catch and. Run.
Wow, this tackling is egregious. Oh yes, Jason Myers 57 yard
field goal. That's big for me.
Let's. Go Oh, Harvey.
Harvey, good run. Like I got like I got like I
have basically 1 main event team that is like fucking golden.
But then it's like 3 or 4 that are like we need 2 great weeks
here that are either like just in or just out.
And Jason Myers I think is the kicker on like 3 of them.
I have, I have two, two of my 10 are going to like win the league
and potentially win top points, which is pretty nice.
Yeah, that is nice. But without, without London,
like my best team has won with Barrett where we're like I think
120 clear of second, but we lost Scataboo already.
We just lost Laporta. Now we're losing London.
Potentially it would be getting. Oh, by the way, I apparently
already got the Broncos running backs.
Wrong Harvey's in there. Yeah, McLaughlin on the last
play. Though Harvey had had already
been playing on the drive, but that was McLaughlin.
Yeah. Oh, Chris asked me, how's the
Jacob, Ron, Liam team? It's like very on the edge.
We were like, we were like 60 points out of the point spot
going into this week. But we've been having a sick
week. We have Trevion on that team.
We have Nico James Cook eventually kind of sort of got
there. So we're we're going to be
probably live, but we need a lot of puka today.
Bryce Young Bryce Young has 448 passing yards.
That's that's got to be the most of anyone this year in a game.
Yeah, that might be. Harvey almost threw an
interception to bone X. Harvey Harvey was recruited as a
the quarterback to whatever school he was at before UCF.
That's true. You know, you know, Sean Payton
has had that that dialed, like Sean Payton has been waiting to
call that play. Oh yeah.
UVA Yes, Virginia. Thank you.
Thank you, J Life. Oh yeah, Ross against the
Cowboys. Oh, Ross against the Cowboys.
What a moment in time that game. Elite Neighbors.
Wandell Robinson double stacks like combining for 100.
Points add luster. Did you like and see him before
fall? Set ball game for the Panthers.
Is there a penalty? Awful, awful Bonex sack.
Caffrey not even out on this drive back-to-back.
Brian Robinson carries. She's got to save save him for
the 1 yard line. At Sky Morrissey Rescue us to
the one huge moment for the rescue community in the 1:00 PM
slate with Josh Jacobs entries getting rescued.
Huge moment for the for the. Void me.
Void me dude. If only I could get my spy entry
rescued. I had some bonus funds that were
going to expire, so I like, did a bunch of stuff.
Then I'll add Josh Jacobs on it. But you have to hit the other
legs to get rescued, right? Because yeah.
You do. They're all terrible.
It it depends. It depends I think.
Well, if it depends. Because there's a difference
between I, I believe that is correct.
Yeah. Lamar by the way, in on
DraftKings was literally 1% owned one 1% of people wanted
$6800 Lamar Jackson. I swapped him on a lineup.
I think Andrews just got the record, the all time Ravens
record. Willie.
He did. What?
What he did record is that.
Most receiving yards in franchise history.
Really. That's like, well I guess I
haven't been a franchise for that long and most of their
franchise they sucked on offense.
Or maybe you could just put some fucking respect on.
Market, Andrew. Seems.
Huge kickoff return or punt return for the Cardinals.
All right, that's one. We need 7 more where that came
from. Let's go.
Are we going to get a Keaton Mitchell Tudd today?
We might they they are already all three Ravens running backs
have touched it. We've got a so Rasheen Ali is.
Like I was gonna say, is Rasheen Ali the third one today?
Yeah. So Ali is playing the third down
role. Like he actually had a catch on
to convert 1/3 and 11, which makes sense.
Like who makes sense? Mission pass protecting.
He's like 170 lbs. But I'm sure Keaton will get
more of like 'cause Justice actually plays a lot on 1st and
2nd too, then I think Keaton will get a lot of that.
We in our 5K with Leone, the one we've been like trying to hit on
a running back to after losing Scatabo.
We spot started Kenny Gainwell this week and I just can't
imagine how pissed I would be if in a 5K league I looked across
the aisle and saw a 30 burger from Kenny Gainwell on my
opponent's roster. I have AI have a high stakes
FFPC like a $1500 with Leone and we have never we, we refused to
trade for a running back because the way the boomers look, you
just can't do it. And we, we did get Jonathan
Taylor. We we had two firsts that we
traded for Jonathan Taylor and our running back to that I had
to slot in today was Kenneth Gainwell with Jonathan Taylor on
by. Nice.
Henry was Hatch. Hingle, Terry was our other
decision. He had 17.7.
Yeah. I can we we should talk a lot.
I mean, he got injured at the end, but Tootin, I thought we
had like. Started to see.
The Yeah. But I think he's.
Like done for the year. It was pretty bad.
Oh fuck. Yeah, grand grand opening, grand
closing situation. Yeah, it was pretty.
Bad it was If you're a Jaguars rookie, you will have your
breakout game and then immediately be done for the
season. Yeah.
It was really fun for like the
for the two hours. It was very fun.
They were a full on split like it was a completely 5050 split.
Well. I I think it was even in the
1st. Half, yeah, first half they had
exactly even snaps on the number.
Huge. Tiren really huge.
Tiren man, Kyron's playing well. Yeah, let's let Jacob do his.
Let's let him explain to us how that 40 year end run was
actually bad. Yeah, he fucking sucks.
Yes, now it's Adams time. Now it's now, it's time for the
Adams 1 yard touchdown scam. If he was good, he would have
actually gotten into the. End zone has, I feel so we have.
We have not seen a second of Brown's Ravens on red zone yet.
Or has I? Did I miss?
No, it's it's been on Keith Mitchell's.
Would it be fair to call Caron Williams the Sky Moore of Todd
Gurley's? Just come at, come at me again.
Have you got Todd Moore of Todd Gurley's The?
Sky Moore of Todd Gurley. Well, he's a Rams coming back
so. He's talking early.
Oh it literally was. They did the Adams 1 yard Oh,
but he didn't catch it. Demarcato catch there, White.
Rice. Rice.
Immediate rice. What he had 11 yard.
Perception. Is Sky more too bad or is Todd
Gurley too good? What's the what's the held up?
Just like so like when. You do.
That is actually never good. That's a great secret.
It is. It is a big great.
Stock the whole time. Come on, like.
He was sick when he was good. This makes.
Sense why do the Rams hate Kyron?
Is is a incredible bit. I don't.
I don't think any team loves a player more than the Rams love
Kyron Williams. Well, all right, Mahomes, Miss
Worthy on a. Oh, you had em?
A deep one. What's the fucking point, dude?
What is the fucking point of if you're worthy enough?
I'm, I'm, I'm he, I'm. I'm out, man, I'm out.
It's over. So you guys?
Didn't go great if you were out before you like oh.
God. It's he, he's just destined to
be one of these guys who is just there on the team and is just
like he, you know what he is? He's he's now Sammy Watkins on
the Chiefs. It's like every once in a while
he'll kind of be OK, but it's mostly just going to be near
misses. What can you do?
Another Demarcato target, but incomplete.
Oh, looked like JJ McCarthy there freaking fired it.
Deep, incomplete right to Noah Grace Sick.
That's all we want to hear. There you go, the Adam's cheat.
The Adam's cheat play. They have 3 plays at the 1 yard
and I feel like no team that spends more time at the 1 yard
line than the Rams. Like I feel like every.
They spend so much time there, yeah.
It's they are. It's like our whole.
Team plays from the 1 yard line from the.
From the Los. Angeles Rams and it was like,
are they going to do the tight end league and if so, to which
one of their four tight ends and then is it going to be the.
Claren. Carrie or is it going to be the
Adams slant? Those are. 3 Three straight deep
ball misses from Mahomes. Dude, I don't know what's going
on with him. Doesn't look like he used to
that way. I mean, I didn't see any of them
on. He overthrew them all.
Oh. God, what did Lamar, I think
Lamar just thought about pitching that to Derrick Henry.
Well, this isn't an ideal script for the puka catches.
We are going to need Sam Darnold to step it up.
And imagine how crazy Puka's fantasy season would be is if
instead of just cheating these one yard throws to Adams, Puka
got them. Seriously, it would be great.
Mims punt returns touchdown. Wow, there's a flat out.
Touchdown. Yeah, tackle that like the 30.
Big win for the University of Oklahoma Sooners against Alabama
yesterday, Jacob. I saw that, yeah.
Congratulations to the Sooners. Shout out shout out to a number
one overall pick, Ty Simpson. Yes, his accuracy leaves a lot
to be desired. What do you think Mendoza going
to be the guy now? I was.
Going to say, what do you think about this Mendoza guy?
I mean, Mendoza's going to be the guy in the sense that I
think he will be the number one overall pick in the draft.
I don't know if I think he's going to be the guy in the sense
that I am that convinced he's going to succeed.
Yeah. But like, I don't know.
Like how? How hard?
How? Strong of convictions can anyone
really have about like a high draft capital quarterback like I
I'm not a fan of his profile. He looks pretty bad when I.
I'll give him I've been. Plugging in?
Yeah, I've been plugging him in. It's like the 4th overall fact.
Let me change him on the first of my stuff, see where he comes
out. I think he will wind up being
the 1st because like either either A-Team, either a team is
going to take him or a team is. Going to how did Mims not score?
And I guess he got caught. That's crazy.
Let. Me see what his comps are.
So he comes out just behind Mitch Trubisky and just ahead of
Zach Wilson, just about Dwayne Haskins, can he pick it?
It's pretty bad. Like where?
Where is he in relation to Ward? He's below Ward.
But like how? How far below Ward would you
say? Not like dramatically far, but I
have. I basically have Ward as like a
midfirst round rookie pick and Mendoza even as the first
overall pick is a late. Like we should assume this guy
will bust but he's worth taking a flyer on.
I have him below Dart. I have him as the number one
pick. I have him below where Dart was.
Below, Dart at 22. Wow.
Yeah, what? Like because yeah, I mean, I
thought Ward, like I felt similarly about Ward as like, I
mean, I don't really have developed thoughts on Mendoza
yet, obviously for a ways off, but like just from like at a
glance, I felt similarly about Ward to him.
But what? What?
What's dragging? Well, part of it, I mean, to be
fair to him, part of it that's dragging it down is that like I
do look at peak season stuff and this will be his peak season and
it's not done yet. So like, and I also look at all
like career stuff and this season's making all of his
career numbers better. So like I'm shorting him what,
1/4 of his final season? So by the time oh.
It's a College Football Playoff. It might be half his final
season, I mean. He could playoff games.
So yeah, by the time it's all said and done, he very easily
could be like Cam Ward, Bryce Young level #1 pick.
But I don't think he's going to be much better than that, yeah.
And he at risk of just like dismissing a white guy, he
doesn't actually run that much right?
Let me see where I was. Rushing stuff.
I don't think. So he has he has 56 rushes, 24
of them are scrambles, and he averages 4.4 yards per carry and
has 180 total scramble yards with.
I mean, he's not like a scramble.
He could, he could be like, could he like where Like if I'm
putting his watching on a scale that like Jordan Love or like a
little better than that. I would say honest.
Maybe a little bit worse. So is calm Sir Will Levis,
Daniel Jones, Mitch Trubisky, Josh Rosen, Jordan love.
So love, love does come up. He his his numbers from a clean
pocket as far as scrambling are are solid, which is to me, I
look at that for like willingness to run.
And so he he looks OK there. OK, he is.
He's like huge though. He's like Bortles comes up as
well. He's 65230.
Yeah, yeah. Because that's always my thing
with those guys. It's like if someone that was
what like that was what I struggled to wrap my head around
with Ward and like a dynasty perspective especially was like
if I if I'm not that sure you're good and then I also don't think
you're going to run that much, then it's just like I feel like
the downside risk really starts to outweigh the ceiling pretty
quickly in like the early to midfirst of rookie drafts,
whereas like if I'm if I'm iffy about you, but you do run, then
at least like the floor socks, but the ceiling is pretty fun,
so. Yeah, I mean, I think the
ceiling's pretty high on like all of these guys if you go that
high, cuz you could super. Shake run from Judkins right
there. But it's.
Like, right, But you have to be like.
But if you don't run, you have to not only be good, but like
you have to be like awesome to have like A to be like a, a top.
10 maybe long term but like we get excited about all these guys
like Nicks and Stroud and all these guys have well Nicks runs
yeah you're right he. Was like has come back to earth
a ton but like he was in his rookie year genuinely awesome
and then stopped being so but. Nicks.
Yeah, Nicks was like very good college.
Rusher. Nick's had more rushing
touchdowns in college than Jayden Daniels.
No, you're right. Nick's.
Nick's does right. Nick's was a bad comp.
Niners driving. Is looking unbelievable.
Oh, that's got to be a flag. Yeah, there it is.
Did we end up playing Jawan on Nico ahead of Theo?
Yeah. Yes, let.
Me find. That out that I'm that I'm that
I'm happy for Jawan. Oh, and Theo did not much so
that that already. We are we are about to get more,
more Christian McCaffrey scamming.
Unless there's a penalty on the. This one, I actually just so,
Tim, Holstad said. Especially considering he's
likely going to go to The Jets or the Saints.
I actually think the Saints is a pretty good.
Saints. Is good for a quarterback to go
like they've been functional this year ish with like 2
quarterbacks I think very lowly of CMC.
Time CMC receiving touchdown Purdy Yeah, let's.
Go. Yeah, he's.
So I got to see I might. I might have another little spy
sweat today. Nice.
I have this Purdy onslaught that
had Bijan ETN on it, but of course it had fucking Josh
Palmer. I think you can.
You can win today. Play Palmer, too.
I I think you can survive, can win with one, maybe not 2 but
but definitely with one. Yeah, I mean 147th with this,
with this onslaught. What's that, Jacob?
How old was Alan? Like 5-6 percent.
He is 5.8%. Yeah.
OK. It's a good thing it's a single.
Bryce, I assume, is just like, not played at all.
Dude this light up in first is insane.
That's a time traveler. George Kittle in CMC GGS
obviously. Bam Knight like to be in first
with this much PMR is absurd. Do you guys also?
To be in first, to be in first and then not swap out of Bam
Knight is pretty remarkable. Maybe he swapped onto a.
Well, like. I mean good for him he he
already found the end zone but like you got bald steel brother.
His swap would have been shitty though, because it would have
been. There really wasn't one.
This is like the most hand built ass spy light up I ever see.
He could have moved to McCaffrey up and then he could have done I
guess. I don't know if he has any
salary left but he could have done Jennings dam.
'S price. 5000. Dam was dam was 5K Exactly.
Yeah. I mean, could you have done with
the math of work to do Wilson and McBride instead of Mckittle?
And I mean, obviously like he ended up on the right.
Side of it, 1200 injections. No, it would have been.
It would have been just short. OK.
I got one team in the BR that's Bijon Tet, Purdy to Kittle,
Roshi Rice and Chase Brown. Man, I, I am the Pete.
This is sick. I am.
I am going to be tilting Gadsden pretty hard, I think, because
this team looks theoretically very good.
Not, not. So TET, yeah, man, TET only at
7%. Yeah, TET paired with Allen.
With with CMC and rice left to go.
Yeah, man, yeah, if that's just Kittle you're you're thinking
with. Guy and Chase Chase Brown only
getting 15 not I think. You can survive that.
Yeah. Oh man, he deserved more.
He was cooking if they had used him more today.
Yeah. Flacco.
Flacco was like awful. Yeah.
Absolutely atrocious. Who?
Who could have predicted? Yeah, I mean, the Steelers
played such a dumb game plan against them the first time
where they were just like we're going to play man coverage on T
and Jamar on every single snap and we're going to see how that
works. And I didn't watch much of the
game, but I'm assuming they probably did something different
today. I yeah, I it's hard to hard to
diagnose when you're just watching on red zone.
There's also. No, and I was.
The entire time. I was mostly locked into Bears,
Vikings just because, I don't know, it's just like too funny
for me to not. Drafting.
Your apologies.
Yeah, that's that's how I felt for most of the game.
It's like, boy, do I feel bad about flattering these two
quarterbacks. They are making me eat it.
Brushy 5 yard. Catch.
Nice we have we have fantasy points for him.
Yeah, OK. Well.
That's gone well for us historically.
So CMC right now has 14 fantasy points and he has 12.
Total. 20/20/29 Scrimmage Yards. OK, that's more than I would
have thought. Will the 49ers ever get a
serviceable place? Kicker.
All right. Deep ball too worthy.
Not even close. Just maybe, just stop.
Maybe just stop? Maybe just stop throwing it?
Looks good when he winds up and then it just doesn't end.
Up and it's just not even in the neighborhood.
No, I'm seeing it right now. Yeah, that's they.
They they're bailing him out. They did call it.
They did. Nice.
Oh man, can we get a rice touchdown please?
I mean that is defensive pass interference, but it also
wasn't. Catchable, yeah, but it was like
catchable enough. Like you have to be like, you
have to be like way out. When and when you?
Have to be. You have to be JJ McCarthy on
the third and seven out to Justin.
Jack, that is DPI for. Sure, all 15 feet over
Jefferson's head. Let's let's be real, if it's a
deep ball to Xavier Worthy, it's automatically not catchable and
probably shouldn't be. Could you imagine if the refers
put up and they're like the ball was catchable but Xavier worthy
fucking stakes. So we're actually going to say
uncatchable. If the ref literally.
Like instead of doing this when they do the uncatchable he just
goes too small. They they did just try and do a
scam Rashi touchdown and he dropped.
It. Oh no.
Rashi. No, Rashi.
I don't know if he was going to get there.
He was not going to get in. That was also almost
intercepted, yeah. Rashid shaheed into Rashid.
Shaheed. These fucking guys.
I'm not sure that was the type of Rep that gets you the ball
again on 2nd down, so I'm not feeling great about the Wrights
touchdown here. No, it's.
For sure they just got an. 8 yard gain.
Oh, OK. All right.
That's good though third and two is a nice spot for.
Flag where. Do you want to be holding
offense? OK, incoming.
I mean past the Kareem hunt. Dude, incoming.
Hunt's really so involved. Here actually I do have a lot of
butt cur. You and your kicker sweats, man.
All I got of bucker and Meyers, those are my only two.
No I just have bucker and Meyers.
Those are the only two. Actually I have one loop as
well. I have one loop, 3 buckers and
two Meyers and a Partridge and a pear tree.
Donald JSN 10 yard catch for JSN.
No, God, I need this. Freaking Mahomes to rice
touchdown so fucking bad. 2nd and 18 Mahomes scramble you
fucking idiot. The Mahomes I'm so invested in
this Mahomes fucking right stock like.
All right, let's, let's see. Who is this going to be
incomplete to? Noah Gray, Taekwon Thorne Juju.
Yeah, Juju feels, feels like, it feels like skipped, skipped to
Juju's feet. I think Juju's skipped to Juju
dude. I mean no one can deny your
chiefs bank credentials that is. It's just the future right
there. So bad.
Got to make sure he's on the field.
He I can't tell. Pretty sure he is, I don't.
Know Taikwon? Oh never.
No open taikwon in the corners would make sense.
It was a Rashi scam for five yards.
Well, I'll take it. Flag probably coming back.
That'll yeah, that'll get. The line right if you get the
clock. Oh yeah.
McBride just gotten a little donnybrook with a Niners
defender. Yeah, we're getting George
Melanie involved early again. I picked him up in the dynasty
league. Little fade to JSN.
Donald overthrows it. Oh, more Demarcado yards.
Oh then but then demarcado -5. But then he comes back with a +
6. Perfect.
He's scamming, so he's. 18 is it 18 with a -5 which is pretty
tilting. That's really like. 3.
Oh, extended the Dr. Unnecessary roughness.
Let's go. For.
Drive so far. For Arizona or Denver?
For Arizona, yeah, they they didn't convert.
Yeah, they got 3V. And Arnold?
Stevens getting getting some early work.
He's already got 3 carries today.
Oh I can confirm that Juju was on the field because the penalty
was on. Juju.
He was on Juju. That's so much funnier than him
being at incomplete. That was.
Like we we did get the great Sports Almanac, we just got
slightly wrong information. Juju just got 2 holding calls on
that red zone possession. He got 2 holding calls on the
same. Why is he playing?
I thought he was just there cuz rice.
My boys are so deeply unserious bro.
I know kind of. They still insist on having like
A5 line receiver. Rotation.
They're kind of, they're kind of Packers in it for no reason.
They are kind of Packers to get up right now.
Mahomes is mad. He was just jawing it.
One of the guys. Rice 13 yard catch, but then he
got his own unsportsmanlike Myers and Bucker field goals.
Let's go. 3/3 for 20 on 2 drives for Rice.
Looks like a McBride. Catch we we could.
Entertain this for next week. Move the show up for Chiefs,
Colts. Well, I'm I'm in London.
Oh, you're. Oh yeah, I forgot you had
already been talking about ditching your friend.
I do. I will find a way to watch the
game and I suspect that you will get a very shaky cell phone
person joining you at around half time of that game for about
15 to 20 minutes from a pub in London, England.
I'd plan on that. Well, is it?
Which window is it in? The game's in the early window,
but I'll just I'll just call and say hello probably.
But well, actually that entirely depends on the result of the
game. If if we beat the Chief.
No, no, I I'd only flex it earliest if both if, if you guys
were. Both.
Oh, I wasn't saying to flex the show.
I just mean if we beat the Chiefs right as you go live you
will be getting a phone call from me from a pub in London
with a Guinness in my hand and some angry words for Davis.
That's going to happen. Looks that it'll be angry about
you beat them I. Mean both.
Honestly both. Both are.
On one thing Davis and I have in common is that we're sore
winners. I, I actually think, I think
we're going to lose by multiple scores.
Is this real? Is the Mercado hurt?
We need to get rescued. Rescue us.
They said, I mean, it says it in the box score.
I don't, I'm still, I'm still seeing Trey McBride
unsportsmanlike conduct. They've been they've shown this
replay 17 times on Red Zone. Why there's multiple people
injured? He he did, he got
unsportsmanlike conduct first, signaling first down too
aggressively. Come on.
How has Aaron Jones not had like 30?
Seconds. How was that A How was that a
foul? Seriously, What?
What? Is I guess it was it was in the
face of a defender. It wasn't.
It wasn't even in the face of a defender.
I I guys, I'm, I'm not. So soft, what is going on?
I'm watching the D Mercado carrying.
Did they think he was pumping like?
An arrow? Shit if it's like a weapon,
yeah. Isn't that what they got rid of?
You can't do weapons, but he didn't do a weapon.
Dylan Gabriel just threw a fucking strike on the run to IS
19 Tillman. That's Tillman, Yeah.
I don't. Mean that wasn't.
A strike. Oh, come.
On. That was asking us what number
the player is. Is such progress from you?
It is. That is great.
You really are a father now for for Dylan.
For, for Dylan Gabriel, Pat that, that is a strike.
OK. For Dylan Gabriel, it's a
strike, OK? Pat Pat's been watching a lot of
JJ McCarthy tape, so like, you know his you got to grade the
velocity on a curve for him. Dee Dee Mercado is in the tent.
Great shit. It was a 21 yard line too.
Like I don't even want to rescue.
I just want, I just want to. I just want to get.
Yeah, that's our best. Leg looked like he was easily
facing Greg Dorch. Little nifty moves.
Foot, they're saying. OK, so he's done.
I mean, at least it was in the first half so we will indeed get
rescued if we hit the others, but that fucking sucks.
That does suck. We might have to just build
another one right now. Just regroup.
Yeah, cuz I, I, I won't stay the whole time.
I will have to go beyond. He did walk off under his own
power, but with a limp. Dude, I think if.
He if he plays in the fourth quarter, we then no Greg, Greg.
George almost scored again. I'll hold.
McBride. McBride, Hold.
Yeah. I mean, we should build a second
one, obviously. Greg Dort's Wildcat.
We do. Boost in here too.
Hot take, Hot take. It seems like they're they're
trying to each each drive the first or second plays Benda
worthy. That seems like a fun sweat.
Can we? Do they have targets?
Well. Probably before.
The game probably only before the game.
They probably won't have it live right now.
McBride. Nice little like 15 yarder for
McBride. I like, I like McLaughlin over
22 1/2. They're playing pretty evenly.
Jesus Christ, Yeah. Yeah.
D Mercado D Mercado to the locker room.
Well, that stinks. Kittle's Kittle's crushing.
I would take either 5 receptions or 68 1/2 receiving yards he's
at. 40 right now I like. Yards or the yards for doing
that, You know, like I, I'm always prefer yards with Kittle.
They just call it a fucking some read.
Would you Kobe? What's?
Keaton's What's Keaton's situation?
He's been playing a lot. Man yeah, 20. 7 1/2 yards,
Yards. Yes.
You guys like this? He's yeah.
He's already at 13. Let's do, Let's do, Yeah.
Send it. Send it, Yeah.
All right, if you got the boost, you can get this up to a 7.5.
The The Cardinals just ran a zone.
Read Which? Was said and it went how you
would expect a zone read. Keeper for.
Jacoby percent to go. 3rd and goal.
Shout out Sean Tucker in the chat.
Wow. Screen to Michael Carter.
Demon rescue us, God. We would have been so easily
getting the higher there. I'm I'm adding worthy yards to
this on on my own. As as the.
Can you just say it was Jover for his career about 5 minutes
ago? As the poet Taylor Swift once
said, you're on your own, kid. What are the yards?
43.5. I I just.
Think about the worthy stuff as you want to.
Find it I. Just want to think of a less.
Enjoyable way to spend my afternoon than sweating Xavier
worthy like he's just such a tilting player to be.
In all he needs, he's going to he's going to get 16 of these
deep balls. He just needs to convert 1.
How come Cedric Tillman's like he's in year 4 now and his like
saved photo on everything remains like him in a suit and
tie. No other player in the NFL is
like this, but he is like fully in a suit whenever they have
like the little update images of him on like CBS.
Sean Tucker. No, that's Cedric Tillman.
They probably just pulled his Tennessee photo.
It is, yeah. But it's it's funny because like
the the tie would be the exact same color whether it's a
Browns. A Brown style, yeah.
Yeah. Who's 83 on the Browns?
That's Jamari thrash. Wow.
No, nobody's more locked in with the numbers than this guy.
Is bond cause bond is hurt right?
Oh, I actually might be wrong. I think I I spoke too soon.
I think it's Corley. Oh my God, it's Malachi Corley.
That's a jump scare. Yeah, I got AI got a jump scare.
I got a jump scare today. Travis Homer got the ball on 1/4
down for some. Reason I heard that.
OK, Bond is active. All right, OK, so an update on
this. The Tram McBride flag was
because he did the nose wipe and they recently made it illegal
after CD Lamb did it. You can't do the nose on drugs.
Yeah, they well, it's a cuz it's a cocaine thing.
So they're trying to cut down on the drug references.
But like just out of curiosity, like what about Like I'm
familiar with both first downs and cocaine but I don't really
see the correlation. Between them, I also want to
decipher how the refs can tell that the mime is actually
cocaine work and not just actually wiping your nose.
Yeah, I don't. I just like, I just don't
understand like why would you get a first down and be like
like I don't, I don't really get the correlation there.
Me neither. By the way, Ravens muff punt
Browns at the like 6 yard. Line, we're about to I I feel so
convicted that they're gonna give Quidshaw Jenkins the ball
on every one of these opportunities here.
One of them is gonna be out of the Wildcat.
Honestly, all four of them should be like, there's no,
there's no reason. To Fannin.
Fannin lined up at full back on this play.
Actually, they should. They should just do Judkins and
Fannin in the backfield. Yeah.
Who was that for? The Ravens that muffed that. 83
Is that Legeante Webster? Wester yeah.
Wester Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
How are we looking on? Big Big Ben Walker run pretty
bad. The line right now is at at 4
1/2 now, so you can tell there if you want.
We need we what we need is we need some of those good scammy
plays. Well, what we need the Seahawks.
The Seahawks need to get a touchdown on this drive.
Well, they just ran pretty the pretty far.
Yeah, Walker. Walker just had like a 30 yard
run. Judkins got the ball on the
first play, got 4 yards. That seems like that's I'm
giving the give it to him again coach.
The Chiefs, they've got the ball back on their own 11 yard line.
God I need this Judkins touchdown cuz I I got them in
two mains and I think the only way the Browns are ever getting
inside the tent is via Muppets. So like this is like we got to
stick with this. No, the extra offensive lineman
in for the Browns, Judkins stonewalled.
Is the is the Grey Cup today, Jacob?
Yeah, but for the first time in six years, the Blue Bombers are
not a part of it, even though the Grey Cup is in Winnipeg.
Who's who's in it? It's the Alouettes and the Rough
Riders, which is a rematch of the probably the most famous
Grey Cup in history when the when it looked like the Rough
Riders had won because Montreal missed a field goal, but
Saskatchewan had 13 men on the field.
And then they got to redo the game-winning kick for the Grey
Cop, and they got it. Is is Vernon Adams still in the
CFL? He he is.
Yeah, he plays for the Calgary Stampeders.
Dude he quarterbacks. No, just a sick one handed catch
on the sideline with like no room to operate.
The quarterbacks in today's game are Trevor Harris.
Wow, that was. And Davis Alexander.
I don't know. I are those Canadian guys.
I don't know either of them. No, no, no.
The only Canadian quarterback in the CFLS?
Nathan Roark, who you actually probably do know because he made
that. Sick I do in preseason.
In preseason for the Jaguars does does Beth Odd McLeod.
Bethel McLeod McLeod Bethel Thompson.
Yeah, he's. Still, he's he's still around.
Yeah, yeah, MBT is still around. What about?
UCLA guy or a cow guy? I don't even remember Yeah if we
were doing I haven't updated my dynasty rankings in a couple in
like 4 weeks but would I'm trying to.
Probably be 1. I was going to say yeah.
I think I I have him at I have him with wide receiver 3 right
now, but you could argue him all the way to 1.
I think I put him two in my last update 30.
Oh, Rizzy P not making much of an impact in his return, man
Yeah, JSN is just absolutely an automatic player.
He's he's really insane. Everything.
All right, Chiefs, third down, empty backfield Rice's. 2.
To Rice. No.
Worthy. Worthy.
Yeah. 12 yards. I told you guys, they, they,
they know that he sucks so they are trying to get him going.
But like, why are they trying to get someone going?
Like this is the game of the season.
Because Jacob, you were smart enough to know this.
Like these guys, these guys at this level, they're not actually
bad, but like they can get in their own head.
They could. Like, it could just be a weird
confluence of things. You you need the guy that you
spent a first round pick on to be a contributing positive
player if you want to win a Super Bowl.
But like isn't the time to get someone going like against the
the Browns like that they're they lose game like they're in
deep shit. I don't think they have very
much respect for the Denver Broncos to be, to be fair.
Well, they've played this whole season like they don't have
respect for their opponents and they've lost a lot of games
well. Is that rice?
Yeah, rice. 5 yard catch. We got walloped but bounced
right back up. I I still have not seen any
video of the Drake London injury like.
Me neither. What is going on?
Worthy also has an ankle injury too, by the way.
Didn't didn't practice on Wednesday or Thursday, which is
weird because they've never explained how he got this ankle
injury. He got it before the Jaguars
game and they said it just got swollen on the plane.
Oh, we're getting Steph apparently has seen the video
and she says it looks like nothing.
Steph, could you DM me the video please?
I'm not, I'm not saying that I I will know anything better than
you. I just need to see it because
it's like ruining my day. All right, this is this is a big
third down for the puka stuff because we need, we need
Seahawks points. And Demarcato, it says
officially questionable to return now.
Yeah, I feel like he's on the wrong side of questionable.
Think that. Think that means he's not
coming? Back.
I mean, honestly, at this point, like, you'd probably rather
just. Get probably don't want him to
come back in, yeah. Yeah.
Hollywood jet motion play fake No, a great first down.
Do you guys see the someone asked Mahomes about like, oh,
what do you think about the the Ravens corner saying that Worthy
was dogging it? And he was like, thanks for
telling us. Thanks for thanks for giving us
information. Like he was basically just like,
enjoy, enjoy being little bro Buffalo snitching.
So Keon Coleman healthy scratch thoughts.
Yeah. Well, I mean, he sucks.
He's always. Talked he missed the future
practice meeting on Friday yeah and they.
Said yeah, I think that. I think if he was good.
He was, I was, I was thinking. He was good.
He can miss all the meetings he wants.
Oh yeah, breaking news from underdog support.
If Amari Demarcato does not play in the second-half, he will be
rescue eligible. Oh.
Baby. Rescuing.
Rescue us. This is honestly better than
winning. I was just getting to say rescue
us in a nasally voice for the next two hours.
Rescue us in Keaton. Keaton will not be getting his
rushing yards. Did he just fumble?
Keaton just did the tank. Bigsby let an interception
bounce off his hands turn into a pick six.
He will be benched for Rashina Ali.
Oh no. No, no.
That was a that was a little JJ McCarthy ass throw from Lamar
with a little too much mustard on it.
I'm not. Rashi 9 yard reception.
Let's go death by 1000 cuts Rashi.
So how many 5 yard catches does he have to get?
Well, he's already at 5 for 35, which is a very Rashi Rice stat
line that gets him to six fantasy points.
He needs what, 14.55? Yeah.
So he needs, he needs about 16. For. 5 yards.
Yeah, so he So what would what would get him there?
Would 12 for 80 do it? No, actually it wouldn't.
No, he probably needs 1512 for. 12 for 90, would we need 12 for
90? He might buddy, he might have 15
a half. OK, now I need clarification on
clarification on a rescue. The other three legs hit and
Demarcado gets rescued. Do we just get refunded or do we
get paid out? I think it.
Drops the the Imari leg down and so it'll go turn into like a 6X
or whatever. I think you, I think you get
paid out of those A3 legger. Yeah, that was that was what I
thought, but it was unclear to me.
All right, Big 4th down here, Tush push.
I don't think did they get it. They did it with Barner, I
think. I think they're giving it to
him. Oh, they did it with Arroyo.
No Barner. Well, Arroyo was on top of
Barner. Keep God, yeah.
I'm. Trying to get it.
I'm trying to get these right. Oh wait, Barner was on top of
Arroyo. Yeah, I actually, I believe
Barner called him Bubba. Kelsey catch they did get.
They did get the conversion. I don't want to.
I don't want to name a Seahawks running back because it could
just be George fucking Helani out.
Of everywhere that. Was charged definitely be
Halloumi that was charged. They're inside the 10, so yeah.
Oh we just get, we just get our refunded entry back.
It won't revert. Oh.
So we should we cook up another one because I'm pretty sure
Keaton Mitchell is not going to get another touch.
No, the Ravens need to get Keaton Mitchell going just like
savior worthy. Kelsey Catch first down.
All of our all of our players are just guys that they need to
get going in Week 11. You know what you I know you
know what I'm saying about. I, I, I do.
I just, I, I do, I just. I want the Chiefs, I don't
think. He qualified.
I don't think he's there yet. I need the Chiefs to win this
game pretty badly because if they lose, like, then they
actually will be fully. Our season is over if we lose
next week. And that's not the attitude I
want them to have going into the game with the Colts.
I want them to feel a little bit better about themselves and.
Well, if the Bills, if the Bills had lost today, I think that
they would be saying, well, let's just win out and get the
one seed. Rush.
Rush flag. If this dude, if this is another
fucking holding penalty on Juju Smith Schuster, I think it is.
Get him off the field, man. That might, might have not been
him. It's definitely hold on
somebody. Jawan Taylor is always a good
guess for these types of things. It's to the other side of the
field. It was on Trey Smith.
OK, well, at least it wasn't on Juju.
Richard not there, Jason Catch, but.
Just got smacked in the Dick. Did.
You already see the 3rd and goal Jacob.
Yeah, incomplete. We'll see if they go for it on
4th or not. Go either way on this one.
Darnold is like the Darnold is like the one quarterback.
When you see him drop the shoulder and turn to scramble,
you're like, this is never ending well.
Like a lot of the times you see a quarterback do that and you're
like, OK, something exciting down the field can happen.
You see Darnold do it and you're like, well, this is.
Well, because when he spins, like you see the spins, some
guys have a tight spin. I mean, Caleb's got about as
good a spin as there is, but when Darnold spun his leg like
was delayed it like whips behind late and he's off balance.
You're like. Big.
I thought Mahomes, he's about to show it.
I thought he was throwing a pick 6 but it was actually a really
sweet throw. Flag I bet.
It's but he had, he had a free play.
No, it's offside. He had a free play.
OK. I think that's why he threw such
a daring attempt. How about, how about Hollywood
just like, being like a perfectly cromulent veteran
contributor? One of 17 wide receivers
frequently used by the Kansas City Chiefs.
I mean, honestly, if if it was a if it was a meritocracy, Taekwon
would be playing a lot. That second and two Kareem Hunt,
TfL. It's got to be like the first
time he has not converted. Whoa, huge safe flowers patch
down to the three yard line had like A50 yarder go.
I did a lot of flowers in VR. Do you think they'll be bringing
in Keaton Mitchell here at the goal line or?
Not I'm going to guess I'm. Going to guess they will not be.
Well, we'll have to find out. Incomplete on 3rd and three, so
they had it. Second and two.
They went hunt TfL incomplete. And I'm thinking, what do you
think? Andy Reid here getting Harrison
Bucker. Yeah.
Kick Bucker. Thumb.
Come on, Bucker. Lamar Henry Oh Henry.
Bad tackle for loss. Yeah, big TfL.
Oh man, I can't tell if that was he had Hollywood for a touchdown
there. Do do you think they'll even
like pretend? No, they didn't even pretend.
I thought they would at least do the drum off side on 4th and
three, but I guess they didn't know there's such cowards.
He wouldn't even fall for it. I.
Think they just handed it off to flowers or they handed it off to
someone that was not Henry. Was it Keaton?
It might have been Keaton. It was.
It was Keaton Mitchell. Wow.
Not in the doghouse. Let's go.
He got it back. In the he got back in the bridge
was not his fault. It just feels like football
coaches, like they, it just feels like a lot of the times
you're getting the blame, even if it was not.
Yours Harbaugh's not a huge hard ass.
I don't think he's no both Harbaughs are like semi hard
asses. Keaton is just in on 3rd down
right now. Because they pump the players.
Up no no Justice Hill this week. Yeah, no, but it but she and I
leave been playing a little bit and long down and distance
stuff. Someone just got a flag for
what? Encroachment.
No, it's on the defense. Oh, so that'll take it down to
the one that'll now it's 10 to the time.
Now it's 10 to the one. All right, two-minute drill for
the 49ers. I took the Coward field goal, so
14/9 and 1/2. Nice little CMC first down run
man the the projection industrial complex.
Tough week for JJ McCarthy. Seriously.
Yeah, I. In Romeo Dubs?
What? What the fuck was up with the
Romeo Dubs projection this week, Pete?
What, what, what? What was going on?
Our generation. Jacoby Myers.
It it was. Got to project for.
It there was someone who just. I.
Literally could not believe when I pulled my shit up on Friday.
How much? Big Dog Big Dog Touchdown Big
Dog tud. There you go.
Yeah, that was wild. Unfortunately, the only line up
that I played that didn't have either injured Jalen Warren or
injured Josh Jacobs in it was a JJ McCarthy line up.
So it's a tough, tough afternoon of watching football.
We, we didn't do thinking about DFS, but we got, we got lucky
because my Gold Star play would have been a 4% owned Kamani by
Dell who just like immediately did not get there.
Well, if we'd actually mine actually would have hit because
my if we had done it on Thursday, mine definitely would
have been Christian Watson. But then I backed completely
away from it by Sunday morning due to fears about the wind.
I also like Watson that got off of it, but also because Golden
was playing so it's like, you know, this is getting thin.
I don't really get too concerned about Matthew Golden that that's
not something that enters my. As it turns out, that's our
approach. I remember, I remember in the
summer when I was like, I think Matthew Golden still fucking
sucks. And you guys were like, no. 77
yard middle catch. Come on, Jacob.
We got we got psyops by Green. Bay Hey, like I drafted A2II
drafted A2. I I didn't even I didn't even
hold to my own convictions. It was like I got in the last
week of August and I was like, where did you ride?
Receiver wide receiver won round seven.
Yeah, let's take him. That can't be real, right?
How come a single expert didn't even utter the name Sean Tucker?
I think Sean Tucker might have been the most mentioned player
this week. He's he's he probably doesn't
watch any seasonal fantasy football content and only
watches. DNS content there.
There was so much Sean Tucker stuff that people were pushing
back on it, like on. Yeah.
And they're like every. This Sean Tucker enthusiasm has
gotten way too out of control. Rashad White still the guy I saw
that tweet from. True Davenport.
Like literally this. Yeah.
Sean Tucker is my third most drafted Buccaneers player.
I have more Sean Tucker than Bucky.
Irving Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Wow. Good for you.
Anything to short Rashad white man?
Literally any. I just I think Rashad White is
so bad. These things.
Yeah, agreed. I got AI, got a fun I got a fun
little Sean Tucker trivia bit for you guys.
Pat Bryant's getting some some targets.
Most the last three years so include the year before when
Rashad White was good in fantasy.
The two highest individual PPR games for Buccaneers running
back are both Sean Tucker. That makes sense.
Wow. Because that spike, he's.
So bad. When when Tucker goes off, he
goes off. Well, it's the only two games in
his career he's played over 33% of the snaps and he had.
Both times. I believe 39 points and 37
points. I I really hope he gets a
starting job one day. He's a legitimately good player.
Well, I mean like where is where is Bucky?
I mean, he was practicing all week.
So I think I think he's like going to probably be back this
week. The practicing was like fake
practicing though, because it's like the whole worry is can he
take hits with this shoulder right and.
He never. Hits.
So he's just like. Out, yeah, but if he's back at
practice, he's going to be back within the next couple weeks.
I think that's that's seems like a pretty real step.
But I don't know. Then you watch Sean Tucker do
what he did today and you say, do we need to rush?
Bucky. Yeah.
Why rush him? Well, you know how?
You know how coaches think Like what we lost.
I mean, they're in the NFC and they're like 6 and four, yeah.
Aren't they like currently tied for first in the division with
the Panthers also? Yeah.
Should we do halftime picks? Sure, Yeah, why not?
Why not try one more? Yeah, all.
Right. Chiefs are going to get the ball
back. Sweet.
Man this chief Broncos game fucking sucks.
Feels like a spot where Kyron could score another one.
Certainly. 1.36 on him. God, he almost already has
freaking. It's a lot of yards I like.
I kind of like if we can get it in quick.
I kind of like Mahomes passing touchdowns.
I wonder what 22 passing touchdowns passing?
Touchdowns 'cause they they have 3 minutes left here at the end
of the half. What about do you have to watch
Ready? Go ahead, Jacob.
Oh, I was just going to say I'll, I'll have to watch back
like later, 'cause obviously it's hard to pay like that much
attention when we're doing this. But the whole talk all week,
right, was like, what is Seattle going to do when the Rams do
their 13 personnel? Like are they going to match it
with base? Are they going to match it with
nickel? Because they've been like over
80% matching with nickel against heavy, and my guess is they're
probably matching with nickel and they're just running right
up their ass. Yeah.
I kind of like this at A13X. Kyron, one more Tutty, JSN Tutty
and Patty. What's What's Harvey receiving
yards? I like it.
Oh yeah, add that in. Do we do we want the Kyron
touchdown or do we want the Kyron yards today?
I think the. I think the touchdown.
I just like the multiplier on the on the touchdown all.
Right. Yeah, I'm good with that.
I'm good with that. Yeah, no, I'm happy with the
touchdown. Then all right, the multiplier,
we'll lock this in. Man Dylan Gabriel is slow all.
Right, let's lock that in. They should add Grey Cup pickups
at Jeremy. Wait, what happened to the
Harvey one? Oh, it probably just stack
corrected real quick. You got to go at it then
manually. Oh well, I guess I don't have
it. Here I put it in the.
Private chat. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just,
I'll just, I'll just do it. I I like mindlessly hit enter
without it being there. So now I'll just play both I
guess. All right, come on, let's just
get these rice points out of the way.
Let's just get them on. This one slightly lower number.
There we go. All right, this is a if the
Cardinals can get some points on this drive.
Nope. Interception.
God damn it, Jacoby Brissette stinks.
No one, no one could have possibly predicted this.
No, it won't let me get it in. Why not?
Not sure. Probably, I bet the one of the
Seattle one of the Kyra. No, it should let you get it in.
I got it. There I'm putting in the ship
chasing thing so I can do it for my phone.
Sweet. No, it's not let me do my homes
anymore. 'Cause they they're probably,
'cause they have the ball. Yeah.
Do they have the ball these afternoon games, man?
I have a feeling, I have a feeling we are going to see some
Kaden Slovis in this game. We're doing over 1 1/2 passing
touchdowns. Yeah, pretty.
Oh, Jennings. Man, his season kind of got
derailed by the injury stuff because he's been awesome.
I don't know if I'd say awesome, but.
He's got like a he's got like a 27% target share in the games
after he came back from his after he got in an argument with
Kyle Shanahan on the sideline. Yeah, I got him.
I got him fired up. Maybe that's the maybe that's
the key with Shanahan is sometimes you just have to like
wake him up out of his stupor and be like Kyle, like you need
to figure this out right now. This would be a good spot for us
to get the Kittle Yards if they give us a free play that'd.
Be great they got him or no Pierce all going deep.
Throw it, Brock. That was Kittle.
He didn't catch it. Penalty.
They got a DPI. They got a DPI with five seconds
left. That is horrible defense.
Might you cannot get a fucking DPI.
There. That's so bad.
Like let him get the catch, honestly.
EW, that's just a. Great.
That's really, that's such bad defense and we needed the yards.
That was like 6. That was like 1617 yards by the
way. What a what a sick fuck you to
us today that Debo got there today against the Dolphins.
Oh yeah. I know, man.
I did. I did tell April that Debo
bawled out in Madrid this morning.
She was excited about that. Oh yeah, Just one week too early
on Debo. Yep.
So I was just holding. So they still out a field goal
range here. Yeah, they have to.
They have to. We, we, if they, if they give
George Kittle the freebie, we could get the yards right here.
The underneath screen prevent defects.
Yeah. Yeah, Troy wants to know.
Pat, were you eating bacon? Spinana bread.
Nice. That sounds great.
It's quite good. The raven's an off side on the
Brown's pond. So Brown's still have the paw.
No it. Was to Jennings.
I ran ran in there. Oh good.
From the hospital I got I've this is all I wanted out of
having a child was my hospital water bottle.
That makes you feel like you got a souvenir.
Mug at Disneyland. Like literally, literally
exactly Pete. Exactly.
Yeah, I mean that's a lot better than like your apartment just
being littered with half drank cans of Diet Coke.
Or home, I guess you live in the rural America, not in Vancouver.
I think I remember going beautifully.
Puts them back in the fridge, lets them get flat and then
drink some in the morning. I have a memory of going to fill
one of those up with ice cubes because Lauren was just like, I
want ice. Cubes right now.
Just coming back with double fisting souvenir mugs of all.
Right, we got a Mahomes bro, which means he definitely just
missed. Definitely fucked.
Up. No, He.
Took a sack. Back took a sack.
Sick, dude. Sick.
Thank you, dude. Come on, Pat.
Oh my God. I.
Hate those I was hoping. I was hoping to watch the
second-half with my son and I don't know if I want to expose
him to this. Is this like you're worried he
might? You know, it's like on the level
of making him a Jets fan, no. No, I mean my dad, my dad, my
dad put me in a Cowboys onesie That that is, that is dark, that
is good. Well, I guess back then they
were good. The.
Field goal. No they didn't.
It was blocked. I feel like he could have some
fun with the star placement there.
You could. The Cowboys onesie.
His name is Patrick Xavier. Sell the bag.
Patrick Xavier Matic I. Think the fun is to be a little
little snap snap back. You know, like the old school
project. Oh, there was a flag on Arizona
and they did get the field goal. Oh wow, all.
Right. Well, we so that that Mahomes
touchdown number we would have gotten a significant multiplier
better if we had waited. Let's see what it's at now.
Oh, we have a we have a .5 intentionally serious Jared
Verse injury. He likes.
Maybe not that serious, he's like limping off, but he's
walking OK. They just had Gabriel run the
ball. That seems like a bad plan.
And he fumble it. It's like, guys, you don't have
Jacoby Brissette. Yeah, my son is in his Dodgers
onesie right now, Jay. Just just enjoying being born
into a bad bad bad Darnold pick. Down the Dodgers 160.
I, I mean, I feel like, I feel like it was kind of foreseeable
that like in a game versus a good defense, it's like game
planning very specifically for him that we would get some, some
Darnold Bulls. Literally.
Like inevitable.
Like a team that's because I mean, the Rams are are game
planning for this probably on the level of a playoff game.
Like given that it's potentially deciding to buy the division
that feels like a matchup that's.
Yeah. Pumpkin is in play.
Incomplete defend Fuck. Not even close, either.
All right, if the Chiefs use their timeouts here, they could
get the ball back. Who did?
The Broncos started with the ball.
I can't remember. Just a fucking cascade of field
goals and sadness. Yeah, they they open the game
with a 14 play, 54 yards, 7 minute and 24 second time of
possession field goal. The Browns kicker wears 25.
That's a shitty kicker number. Yeah, we get, we get.
We need to get back to positions having numbers.
I agree. I agree.
Your Your best wide receiver should wear 84.
I actually think that single digit numbers are fine for
receivers. I I think you should just be
good. I think there should be some
qualified qualifier to have a single digit number.
It's kind of funny though, that like, you do have, you know.
Like Josh Palmer can't be 5. Yeah, I think he.
Can like, I think it's would be like really what does Adenine
Mitchell wear for The Jets? Because he should be like 1 to
me. He wears.
He wears 15 I think. Oh yeah, he.
Wore 10 on the Colts. I think he's 15 on The Jets.
Adenine Mitchell should wear 0. Jeez, Luca, oh man, oh man.
Is he hurt? I I don't think so, but he just
fumble and Seahawks recovered really bad.
Fumble. Do we at least get the catch?
The do we get the count the catch before the fumble?
For sure. We do, I mean.
It's not like they're gonna bench puka, though.
Let's see. Nick, Nick's almost threw an
awful interception. All right, let's get a Let's get
a stop. Here and get Mahomes ball back.
And let's get Mahomes being serious.
If you're gonna have a like, if you're gonna have one of the
players, you're depending on fumble, it's like.
It should be puka. Like what?
Like what are they going to do? It should be an.
It should be an unbevable guy, yeah.
Yeah, like you're going to, you're just going to throw it to
him again on the very next try. I think, I think Nick's got it.
What a useless, useless, useless game this has been.
Oh, they're going to spot. They're going to mark him short.
Yeah, you did get it. I think his knee hit.
Take a time out Andy dude he is so bad at this.
Did. Did they not?
Take a time out. Or did they?
Seriously not take a time out? They had two time outs
remaining. He's.
Thinking he's just. Sitting there like airing ahead.
Management Specialist. I think they were.
I think he was waiting to see them, Mark.
It Jesus that is easily like. There's several great things
about being a Colts fan this year, but I just have such Peace
of Mind that like Shane Steiken will make Game Theory optimal
choices for the entire 3 hours. It's just such a calming
experience as a fan to watch a game like knowing that we're not
going to ever do like a punt at the opposing 40 on 4th and two.
Man, Crushy Rice 6% owned in the SPY.
I I really should get paid off for this.
I'm not going to, but I should. What do you Who's your?
Stack. Rice and Worthy with Mahomes.
I have a couple months Mahomes stacks as well.
They're not going to get there. I mean, the Twitter doctors seem
to be thinking PCL for Josh Jacobs by.
The way, Oh my God, they're punting it and they.
Still. Have their time?
Anything on Tooting? Any Twitter doctoring on
Tooting? I mean, I think it's going to be
a high ankle sprain done for the.
Regular. Season but I haven't seen
anything but it looked like he got completely folded up.
Someone someone said he had his helmet on in the second-half,
for whatever that is worth. Well, not much.
Milton Williams had his helmet on and he got put on IR the next
day. That's the thing with the high
ankles is like, like Brian Thomas returned to the game.
He's missed the last two weeks. Yeah, JK Dobbins was mid foot,
but like, he stayed in the game and he's done for the entire
year, right? So I'd rather him have his
helmet on the knot, but it's certainly not this.
That's how I feel, yeah. It's not bad.
But I mean, it's like a sign that he didn't like, break his
fibula, right? La Quint Allen big board bags
are about to be up. So fucking good.
God, he looks so good today too. All right, the Chiefs have the
ball back with 27 seconds left in two time outs.
How, how where are they on the field?
Oh, they're throwing 24 in Mile High.
I was like, you haven't got a cat like 2530 yards.
I. Was going to say, the old, the
old Chiefs, they're like this. OK, this is a touchdown drive.
Shaheed Catch. This, this is not the old
Chiefs. It's.
It sure ain't. Although this version of that
if. They hand this ball to Kareem
Hunt, I'm going to lose it. No, they didn't.
They're passing, they're throwing.
They got a completion. Marquis Brown caught it directly
on the sideline but chose to turn away from the sideline.
Well, he knows they have that extra time out.
I just like, Like what? What are we doing?
I guess they still have a time out, but like you'd really
rather still have two like if it if it gets.
You absolutely. When Andy's telling you to that
your clock management was was bad, you know you screwed up.
Like I just like to what point? Yeah, Andy's doing the out of
bounds, brother. I just what are you?
What are you doing? Here you go, Jacob Moore Butker,
your favorite player. Oh I hope so man.
I dude. Oh, I thought they just showed
them warming up. Yeah.
They did show them warming up. Oh for fuck's sakes, they took a
false start. More.
Yards that dude. That was Juju.
No, it was Josh. No, I know.
Do you guys like how Chris Chris Rodriguez got a a false start
when he was about to be given a goal line carry?
Oh, I missed. That I missed that.
Chris Rodriguez was about to get the ball on 4th and one from
like the inch line and he false started.
That game I had on as I was like doing my stuff like so I, I
didn't wake up at 6:30 or whatever.
I so I was like fast forwarding through the commercials and, and
doing it as I was doing my DFS lineups and stuff.
And it took so much work for me to pay any attention.
It was it was a difficult feeling.
Damn it, Roshi had like a 30 yarder in his hands and he
dropped it. Fuck, come on.
Like an incredible throw from Pat, too.
Yeah, like he was like dead to rights in the pocket, rolls out,
scrambles, hits them and you just fucking Jesus.
Right in the hands. And now he's on the sideline.
Now he's on the sideline for a second and 15.
Odd like. Incredible pass block from
Kareem Hunt there. Oh that's so annoying.
I'm on rice. Penalty.
What are they? What is this penalty?
Oh, it's on the defense. Let's just get like a 55.
Yard. Rush in the field.
Bunch of Ken Walker trunk gains here.
They're all the way down to the. 50 Let's get the JSN tuddy.
Yeah, they're in range now. They're certainly in range to
take Ken Walker out after he just marched them down the.
Field they're. Running that usage is so stupid.
Thanks. Thanks, Ken.
Thanks for those 3 chunks inside the red zone.
Get the fuck off the field is Ken.
Walker still get him out of there.
They need George. They need George Haloumi.
George Haloumi. I'm kind of hungry.
Dude that was remember That rice drive is so brutal.
It's like every single thing like from like from Ken.
Walker touchdown but flag. Are you fucking kidding me?
It's got to be holding. Yeah, nullified offensive
holding. Mahomes incomplete to Kelsey.
One time like Ken Walker has such a little nose that he he
creates like other people to get his.
Nose Oh, Travis, that was so bad, dude, these guys.
Rating. He's so happy.
Pat is not having that good of a game and his wide receivers are
fucking him. The last couple throws have been
pretty sweet by Pat. God that like that that Mahomes
rice is so tilting. Like the probably my biggest
main sweat right now is the one with Gretsch and Lawrence Bailey
that I have and we have Mahomes and Rice.
Oh fuck, that was a good defensive.
Play. She.
He. Easy touch.
Wasn't he? I mean, it was a great defensive
play. I'm just like if, if that he
just his. It was right in the bread
basket. It was right there.
I mean, it was a very good defensive play, but that's just
annoying for me personally. The way that the rest of you
guys were reacting, I didn't think it was Shahid.
I didn't know anyone else really cared about Rashid Shahid
getting a touchdown. Come on dude, come on.
All right, 4th and 11, two seconds left.
This is a chance to scam some Rashi yards.
It's probably going to go to Kel.
It's probably going to go to Kelsey though to do the dumb
pitch. He loves doing the pitches,
yeah. The Broncos just went offside.
It's that, no, I was going to say it's that close enough to
bucker range, but it's not. They're still like, they're
still. I've been I've been sending
these the ones we do on the show to like my in real life buddies
and like my brother-in-law and stuff.
And one of them just texted me for Rashi.
Is it PPR? And I had to I had to bring the
news that's. Tough.
Bartner catch. Come on dude.
Let's just get like, no, what? What kind of play calls?
Out on 3rd and 11:00. That's just settling for the
field goal unless they're gets. Rashi Rice free yards.
Nope. Sack.
Oh my God. Oh, that game's just going 1/2
now. I have to watch a whole other
half of this, Yeah. I need Mahomes, dude.
I need Mahomes to like take a deep look in the mirror.
Do that this meme he need to do. That you.
Need to lock in. That play called it is.
Grim, and he needs to be the Grim Reaper.
Seattle draws up a play on 3rd and 11:00 that's halfway to the
sticks and then trots out the field goal unit.
Like what are we even doing? I mean, what would you do if Sam
Darnold was your quarterback? Well, if I'm going to throw it
halfway to the sticks, I'm going for it on 4th down.
People are saying it's the best team in the league, these
Seahawks. I just I can't get there.
Got some news for them about that?
All right, there's such a specific formula to them, you
know, like they keep they have to do the thing they're good at
and they don't have I don't think they.
Have I'm I'm up to 134th in the main Bri bet a a rice touchdown
is worth a lot to me cuz. A rice touchdown.
Like everything, Chief, like all I all I need from this entire
afternoon is like Mahomes and Rice and Butker and Rice.
Rice could have had all three of those elements come together.
Did Dortch just have another sick kick return?
Probably. I don't know out to the 30.
That wasn't that sick. He has, well, I guess he just
has the one good car return today.
I think I'm with you on the Seahawks, Pat.
Like I, I feel like just in every sport, like be it hockey,
basketball, football, whatever, like the teams that are like
kind of min Max around a specific formula, just always
feel like they're like the regular season teams that just
tend to not be able to carry it over, right?
Like to me, they're like the they're like the Carolina
Hurricanes. They're the, they're the 2016
Hawks or whatever year that was like.
The I'll never I'll never forget the whole starting five being
named the player of the month. Yeah.
It's just it's tough to. Michael Wilson almost caught a
ball with his ass. You're going to be putting, you
know, you're going to have to play off your back foot at some
point in the playoffs and like, do you have a back foot or is
your you just your only thing is to just keep doing more of what
you do, which I think is what the Seahawks are.
Yeah. And I mean, I feel, frankly, I
feel very similarly. Everyone knows the Seahawks are
not a serious team like everyone.
The Colts have the same issue to an extent, but this But the
Colts actually pass like they Yeah, I mean, passing is also a.
Seahawks. But the Colts and Seahawks are
kind of the inverse of each other where like the Seahawks
run it shitty to pass it explosively, Yeah.
And the Colts like pass to run it explosively.
But like their pass game, they don't have like even though they
pass at a decent clip, they don't pass well in like a very
standard way. Like they they pass it in like a
kind of a gimmicky way. That works if you have to
respect the run, but I don't know that it works if you're in
pure drop back mode. I mean, if if the Colts play
like the Bills, I think they can beat the Bills because the Bills
can't stop the run at all. Yeah, I agree.
Like, I don't, I don't know, like I think we're going to have
a really tough time with the Chiefs where they're, it's going
to be Spags and they're going to be blitzing Daniel Jones really
creatively. Yeah.
Spegs, Spegs Spegs does his best work against like, system
quarterbacks who execute the system very well because he's so
good at disrupting the system. Yeah, I'm.
I guess it's that much of a difference between the Colts and
the Seahawks. Like they're both good teams,
but not ones that I'm terrified. I think they're similar.
Yeah. I think it's.
Great. The Seahawks.
I guess one thing you could say for the Seahawks is they have
like the 1A that like, it's very hard to just be like, all right,
we're just going to erase JSN. This is a very hard thing to do.
I mean, I think it's pretty hard to fully erase Jonathan Taylor.
Yeah, Taylor's the. Alpha Steelers.
Steelers did it, so how hard can it be?
Yeah, I mean, that's that's one game.
He's just a running back. It's just easier.
To I mean I get it, but like I, I mean in theory, but like you
can stack a catch and you can still like break 3 tackles and
score an 80 yard touchdown on you.
Is that 3 for puka now? Scary, yeah.
He could chunk, he could chunk some up on OneDrive.
He could get like 4 on OneDrive, yeah.
Huge. Bam Knight run.
Is he going to score? Yeah.
Yeah, huge Bam Knight touchdown run flag though flag.
No, it's going to stand. I think, I think I've had enough
flags, I think I've just had enough of every play having a
flag on it. It is pretty frustrating.
I'm thinking of that guy who was in first in the Spy with Bam
Knight on his, Josh Allen with George Gittel and CFC Oh.
Man. I was thinking about that team
too. It's so crazy.
Jeez, holding. That's just, that's just awful.
That's such a killer. You know, it's kind of another
group. Of catch.
So that's 4 now. Nice.
It's kind of one of the things that I love about the NBA is
that like, yeah, like the fouls can bog it down and make it take
forever, but it doesn't mitigate the play.
Like when there's a when there's a foul called in NBA, it doesn't
doesn't take away the thing you just saw.
Well, also like it, it happens immediately.
So it's not like you, you don't have this experience of like, Oh
my God, what a sick play. And then you have to wait for
like a minute of like, is it gonna stand?
I do this is it's always, I've always thought this, but I would
love to live in a world where basketball is as popular as
football and like we got to do the ship cast, but for hoops
like that, people cared that much.
It just doesn't have the same like progression like the the
sport you could do a great sweat show for would be UFC because it
like progresses to a main title fight with like binary outcomes.
Chase is going to get suspended next week, he spit.
Oh, that's why he did the face mask 'cause he got spit on.
So he's. Going to He's going to get
suspended next week versus the Patriots, I think.
The Patriots schedule. Oh man, that's not what you want
to see. I mean I guess it is but like we
got the Shafter Josh Jacobs knee is not believed to be season
ending, which is like I guess better than it is believed to be
season ending but that that implies that it's not good.
Manny Wilson on the thumbnail of the underdog fantasy Josh.
Adams Drop. Fantasy football waiver wire
video with Jacob Sanderson. Yeah, he will be.
He'll be heavily featured. I've got some teams left that
have like 800 bucks in fab left just because I haven't gotten
any of the guys. So come on, come on down, Manny.
I'm going to actually check and see where Manny is available, if
if ever, if anywhere. I, I think I actually picked him
up before the week that it looked like Jacobs was going to
get injured. And I think I'm.
Going to and I and I no, I kept him.
I kept him on on a couple. Yeah, I don't have anywhere and.
He's I have a you guys will enjoy this.
I have a high stakes team that I Co manage with none other than
Soccer David we have. Josh Allen David is very funny.
We have Josh Allen, Jonathan Taylor.
It's soccer, David. It's football, David.
Football, David. Football, David.
But like buddy.
David, Buddy, David, Buddy, David.
Oh man, and I left by shell Tooting on the bench today with
J TS bi started Tyler LG run bad.
Now. Now he can go straight from the
bench to the injured reserve. Sad.
Is Marshawn Lloyd going to like potentially be back, or is he
just a figment of our imagination?
Come on, Marshawn Lloyd Chess. Liam asked.
Tweet right there. See him Him and Jane Reed are at
the swap meet getting lunch at Denny's.
Here's. Here's Reed's apparently only a
couple weeks away. Is there any reason for Joe
Burrell to return if the Bengals have like three wins?
No. No, but the reporting is he's
going through anyways. So right now, the report this
morning was Joe Burrow will return regardless of the Bengals
record. So the Jaguars won today.
So the Bengals are three when they're three behind of the
second wild card right now. That was a killer loss for the
Chargers because the Chiefs, like despite trolling us all
year, they are they are going to make the post season barring an
injury. Are they they just, they, they
will find a way. So I feel like if if they're in,
then yeah, it's going to have to be 1 of the Chargers or the
Jaguars that come out. Kitchen.
Is the Jags might make it because I mean, now they have
the tiebreaker over the Chiefs, they have the tiebreaker over
the Chargers and their schedule is not that tough.
They have Cardinals and Titans. They're next to, they got two
against the Colts, but the Colts haven't won in Jacksonville like
since like the 90s. So that's a easy win.
They have The Jets, they have the Titans twice, so they have
Titans twice, Jets and Cardinals.
That gets you to ten wins and then you just have Colts twice
and Broncos. You win like one of those three,
you're 11 wins, you're going to the playoffs.
Man you just hate to see an organization like the Chargers
miss the post season with all the talent they have on the.
Rocks. It's crazy.
That's so good.
Your charger's hate is like my favorite bet.
It's so good. OK, I I do hate the Chargers and
it's a very funny bit, but you want to know like where?
Like why? Like I really hate them, like I
hate them even more. Well, Bengals are probably top
of my hate list, but I went to the Thursday night Chiefs
Chargers game that the Chargers won with a walk off Mike
Williams 2 point conversion. They scored a touchdown, no time
left and they went for two and got it on a Thursday night
Arrowhead. If any of you guys have ever
been there, it is. Sorry, you're referring to Gee
Ha Stadium. I'm not, I'm not.
And I was just so the chiefs lose this nail biter like awful
experience and you're stuck in the parking lot till like 2 in
the morning on a Friday and it just was miserable.
And I I just never forgot how fucking tilting that was.
But also also the Justin Herbert like social media stuff is like
easily the most annoying quarterback to talk about on the
Internet. The Chargers though from outside
of Chiefs fandom though, they're pretty sympathetic franchise
when you consider how yeah of course snake bitten.
They've been with injuries, they get this.
The team uprooted, moving to LA. Yeah, well, that's why it
always, like I always forget a little bit that Davis has this
Chargers bias and then so that's part of why it's so funny to me
every time. 'Cause no one hates them other
than. No one hates the Chargers.
Yeah. I I don't even, I just honest,
it's not even I do hate the Chargers, but it's downstream
from everyone who's like, oh dude, I know so fucking much
about football and Jess Herbert is so much better than you guys
realize. Just like my least favorite type
of guy is the guy who just. That that.
Conversation still even happening?
I think it is everyone talks about not liking this
conversation and I never see the conversation.
It's it's it's, it's everywhere. It it happens, it happens.
But I I think I'm on the side of those people, not on the side of
Davis. I'm I'm more on the side of
those people than than not, but I do.
It's like he's, it's such a given that Herbert's like a star
that I do. I find that a little annoying.
He's treated like he's done, like he's already like done it
and he'd never really done it. He's always like he.
Never won a post season contest. Well, even like his efficiency
is never amazing. It's always like, pretty.
Good, but you know. He he's like, he's like the 8th
best quarterback who's treated like he's as good as Josh and
Lamar. Right.
Well, I think he probably is.
Well, actually, I guess Drake Mays exists now.
Like we've had the same, we've had the same 4 best quarterbacks
for like 4 years now and Herbert has probably been the 5th.
It's just that like, he's clearly closer to the next group
than he is to the. Top I think the 5th, the 5th is
kind of whoever. Like if is he that different
than DAC? No, and DAC is the actual guy
that I think gets hated on too much.
Too much. Yeah, because people talk about
DAC like he actually sucks and that's DAC's good.
Obviously not true. Yeah.
Yeah, because like, no one actually talks about Herbert
like he stinks. People will be like, Herbert's
overrated, but I don't think anyone's ever like.
No, he's good. Herbert's good.
Fucking sucks. Herbert's good.
So the. Chad is saying should dirt
Sanders. Is then.
I mean, the Ravens are punting, but I think should.
But did Gabriel get hurt like they're they're leading this
game? I'm.
I'm very confused. That's wild.
I'm surprised. Like not that Gabriel's played
well, but like, I'm surprised they would pull him in a game
they're winning. Head injury for Gabriel.
OK, OK, that makes way more sense because this franchise was
really low. You should.
They really don't want to use the door.
So this is yeah, well that. Here's the door.
Oh my God, dude. He's.
This. Is this is weight immediate?
This is going to fail. He comes out and he's like, let
me hear. It he's going to.
Be the guy that picks up a first down and has like a 4 minute
celebration. Oh my God, this is going to be
an. Incredible hate watch.
Oh shit door, here we go. Let's let's just like how on the
if 10 is you're rooting for him to fail as miserably as possible
and 0 is you want him to succeed brilliantly.
Where do you guys line on that? I I'm I'm a 0 because every good
like any quarterback that's good, we want I I find.
Davis is right. We.
Need I I find the? I am at 11.
I'm at 11 but at the. But oh, I'm, I'm at, I'm at a
million. I, I want him to be, I want, I
want him to throw 17 interceptions and like, just be
horrible. I want the next play to be a
pick 6. Dude, his first pass incomplete.
The rice J boy dot. He's him.
It went, it went. It was a 5 yard quick out.
By the way, it's 5 yard quick out.
Immediately incomplete, deep left to rushy rice.
Oh my God, what was that from a Holmes?
I I didn't I only saw it on game tracker.
But Kittle, Oh my kittle yard. That was one of the words.
Is that going to stand? It's a flag.
There's. A penalty on the play, I don't
know what it is. No touchdown nullified illegal
contact on Riley Moss, but Holmes is pointing.
He's like, he's like, I knew it, I knew it.
Rescue me, Rescue me. They.
They do it. Levy check that big board rooty
for it last. Year I might have thrown that
into harm's way, but I've been rescued.
Oh my God. Well, this I, I mean, I don't
even want to watch that game. I just want to watch Tudor.
I love, I love, I love that this guy still exists.
Rashi Rice is mid. Y'all overrating him.
The guy averaging the most fantasy points per game of any
pass catcher active in the NFL over the last two years?
He's actually mid. I mean, The thing is he is like
perfectly built to score fantasy points, yes.
So I understand why someone like just like a football enjoyer
would be like, God damn it, I would have to pretend like this
guy's the best receiver. In the league.
Yeah, like putting him in the Chase Jefferson tear is like
insane. It's insane from a talent
perspective, but as far as fantasy, the ability to score
fantasy points in the future goes, like he is up there with
those guys. It's it's we've, I mean, we oh
horrible shuder sack. We've we've done this.
I'm shocked. He's he's, he's Michael Thomas.
He's Michael Thomas Junior. I I can't believe that.
Chanter said. Take a bad sack.
Yum Yum Yum Yum. Yum.
It was so good. That was the way he like, he was
like. Yeah, give it to me.
Let's hear it. Are you not entertained?
After the Gabriel's, like got a head injury, man, It's not like
you're starting. God, like he just, he's like a
complete tool down. Down to the down to the 25.
Oh man. Kelsey looking spry.
Oh yeah, he's playing against Baltimore too, which is the team
that he refused to be drafted. The team that he refused to go
last all you want, but Shador is beating Lamar.
Scoreboard. Scoreboard.
Third quarter QB wins. That, that is my favorite
comment I think we've ever gotten.
That's as good as against we've ever got, laughed it up
slappies. That that honestly is as good as
are you guys just reading off people's scores?
The all time best ship chasing troll comet was the guy on
Twitter who once said you guys draft all your best ball teams
like it's a $10.10 dollars. Yeah, it was great.
Goodness that it better myself, brother.
Kareem, you don't believe this, but.
Oh yeah, it's it's another pre snap penalty against your Kansas
City Chiefs jawan Taylor lined up incorrectly.
I I hate to, I hate to say this about my boys, but they are
reaching Green Bay Packers level of just total unseriousness in
every facet. Of the game, how many holds and
false starts and illegal formations have they had today?
Like it's, that's unbelievable. I can.
They're just living on 1st and 15 like at every.
Series they they have on On offense, they've committed 8
penalties for 54 penalty yards. That was a really fun throwback
penalty. Remember when he got that like 7
* 7? Times in a game.
One game, yeah. So it's good that he's bringing
that back. Eli Mitchell was just in the
game. He's active.
Yeah, they, they, they kept Clyde on the P squad.
Oh, oh, without. Looking Guess who just caught a
pass for the Kansas City Chiefs? Big Bob Tunyon, I I saw it.
Yeah, it's it's Robert Tunyon. I would say it's just a jump.
Here, that is, that is very funny after you compare them to
the Packers, Yeah, you know. Yeah, they just, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't, I really don't know
what it is. I it just, it's kind of, it's
just kind of a puka catch. Good puka.
What did they convert that third lung?
No one yard short, but I bet they they might go they.
Might go yeah, you never know. What's McVeigh all?
Right second and 14 Worthy motion cream hunts on the
backfield. Oh, this is to Worthy no
disaster. Stream This is a disaster
stream. Well, at least they got another
buck or field goal. This team, this team has made
six straight AFC Conference championships and plays this
way. Dude, they always do it in
Denver. Wasn't that the beginning of
last year when they sucked out on that field goal Doink or
whatever? Yes.
That was that was home to Denver, but it it.
Wasn't a doink they Leo Chanel blocked it.
Oh yeah. They they do play like they play
miserable games against the Denver Broncos.
Yeah, Mahomes pick. For real.
And he's going to get by the
lineman. Pick six gone.
Taekwon caught him. Taekwon caught him.
He wanted RJ. What was he doing?
What was he thinking? I think.
I mean, I'm sure he just didn't. The intended target on that, by
the way, was Elijah Mitchell. I've never seen Taekwon look
that good doing. Anything there he had no chance
of outrunning. Taequon.
Taequon had. Him.
Taequon had him. Immediately.
Taequon is the new DK Metcalf like.
There was a cut up going around Twitter of Julio Jones playing
when he was a defender and that's what it reminds me of.
He looks like he looks like P Julio Jones on defense.
The. The best play that the Chiefs
offense has had this whole game is Taequon Thornton chasing down
a Pick 6 and like it's actually a massive bomber cause like at
least if you just threw the real pick 6 they'd have the ball back
and they could go and try to score.
Should Taekwon Thornton play two ways?
So we want. Instead, instead we're going to
get like this miserable field goal possession.
Yeah. Who's who's this flag on?
Can we just enough of this already?
I'm assuming it's on the return. Well, Mahomes is looking like
he's coming back out. OK, well, that'd be nice.
No, never mind. He just took his helmet off the
block in the back on the return. That's probably.
Michael Wilson. Big catch.
Yeah, he's going off. I think he's got into the bonus.
Yeah. Oh yeah. 8 for 1:30 from Michael
Wilson. How's your cash team looking,
Davis? At just killing everyone.
Beautiful. I played four Cardinals.
Wow. That was the ETR Opto this
morning. No, it wasn't.
Yeah, it was. ETR opto.
Oh well, when I ran it. Out.
When it when I ran it, it had McCarthy.
No, no, it was. It was Pristat.
Oh, I played bad to jam CMC says butter OK yeah, you're right,
it's so bad to jam CMC starts every game with one can 20
points. I just.
Like can Patrick Mahomes, like, for fuck's sakes, man.
All right, I stand. Oh, this is.
Miserable. I I did not I did not know the I
thought the ETR opto. I thought the ETR opto had.
It was 4 Cardinals, 2 Bengals in in CMC and Chase Brown, right?
Laugh, laugh all you want. Sugar.
'S beating Lamar. So good.
Laugh all you want, Bo Nicks is beating Mahomes.
We are getting a lot of Keaton. I don't know about anything else
we're going to get at all but. Like horrible thing.
Please tackle him. I need more Purdy.
Points. Oh my God, how is he still up?
Tackle. Tackle him.
Are you kidding me? He's going to score.
No. How many more Purdy points do we
need? I'm not sure to be honest.
I'm sweating the spy team with my Niners onslaught.
Who? Who do you have on it?
Everyone Purdy, CMC, Kittle and Jawan Jennings.
OK. So picks.
Everybody with beer call. Is so bad.
Oh, that would have been that would.
Have been awful. That would have been horrendous,
yeah. But yeah, our the pick em with
Purdy. He's up to 14 points before, so
a Tutty Tutty would do it. I have.
I have some bad news. I don't think Rashi Rice is
going to be generating 14.55 fantasy points given that
Mahomes is like not going to complete a pass.
Mahomes is looking darn positively playing Gaberty. 55.5
points needed. For for Purdy Brian Robinson
carry How about a Jawan Jennings Tutty?
That'd be sweet. Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Seahawks are
not, in fact, the best team in the NFL and will not win the
Super Bowl, and that Sam Darnold does not actually be Most
Valuable Player in the NFL. No, I don't think he's the Most
Valuable Player, actually. Normally the guys that are most
valuable you don't build an entire offense around not using.
Well, except for Josh. Now how it goes well.
But he actually is the most valuable and they're just dumb.
I know, I know. Go, Kittles.
Oh. God, Kittles always getting that
first down there. He's never going to be denied.
That's the best, yeah. I mean.
Josh Allen quite literally is the MVP of the league.
Quite rightfully is the MVP of the league, and in fact, they
designed their entire offense to avoid using.
Guns Mahomes. Mahomes just like gets worthy
back, gets Rice back, team looks great, easy gets his, gets
another MVP, gets a one seed and they just forgot how to play
football. Has he ever had a like a
particularly good game against the Denver Broncos?
Please no bro. Feels like he's uniquely
miserable against Denver. I mean I feel like that was the
narrative for a while but he they would also be horrible and
like beat them. No, I know they would usually
win, but I feel like they, like I, I don't recall them like
lighting up the scoreboard in Mile High Stadium very
frequently. I guess I honestly it's hard for
me to remember. My main memory is that he
suffered the kneecap dislocation against them and it has never
ran a quarterback sneak since. That was very lucky for you,
Pete. It was.
They drew the whole play up for Ricky Piersolve.
The only Niner you don't have, you got.
Everything Jim and Brian Robin. I mean, I'd even take passing
TD. Brian Robinson Rushing would be
the one that would send me. Yeah, yeah, first, first and
goal though you're. Going to get a chance in the
game. I know well and play action
looking for JA Juan come on come.
On block. Incomplete.
God. Well, they're definitely passing
on 3rd and goal, and they're almost certainly couldn't CMC
back in the game, so. So what did that did that it OK,
it was a blind side block on the return, so the Roncos went way
far back. Yeah, Rams are into the red
zone. Chiron touchdowns vary in play.
It is his drive. Here comes Shudur bro.
What are the three words any defense never wants to hear?
30. 2 kittle touchdown. Down.
Bubble dip that. Let's go.
There you go. Yeah, Purdy at 4% ownership,
Kittle at 9.4. Let's see what that jumps us to.
Definitely one that definitely hits the higher well.
Yeah. Pete I have AI have a Purdy
kittle in the deposit Kingdom. Nice, nice.
With with Tedaroya McMillan. Nice big Troy Franklin.
Catch Big Troy Franklin. Catch who?
That was a nice one. I'm up to more.
Puka and then the rice for our rescue me because the Mercado is
not played in the second. Very, very, very bad news.
I the the rice stuff is not happening.
The Chiefs are they're going to lose this game and they're going
to miss the playoffs. They they are.
They are fucking. Up they are playing.
A bomb. The blade.
They're just playing two weeks in a row, just really bad.
Dale and Gabriel ruled out, so we are living with shader the
rest of the way. And to start next week probably
if it's a concussion. Start for the next 15 years for
the Cleveland Browns. I mean, that's the franchise
right there. Wow, Flowers and Lamar couldn't
hook up there, You think like they're thinking about chador
it. Was.
Just the actor of him looming over the game.
How did they? How did they come higher at no
point? Down to the they.
Were at the Cleveland 38 on 4th and 9:00 and they decided Hunt
was the decision. Not great.
I see they took like a delay but I'm assuming it was an
intentional delay. I'm I'm guessing it wasn't like
a we actually couldn't get the playoff in time delay of game.
I guess they think that lowly of Shooter Sanchez.
Maybe, honestly, maybe a Denver touchdown like wakes them up a
little bit. I don't know.
They called the tight end league play and they got it.
Touchdown 84. Parkinson, that is.
Parkinson dude, the the Rams tight end leak.
I mean that what a play. Yeah, it's a good one.
Reebs and I spent like 25 minutes talking about which Rams
tight end would score. We didn't.
I wouldn't have picked Parkinson.
Parkinson, yeah. Yeah, he would have been my 4th.
They get him in fourth, probably 4th.
I would have gone. Terrence Higbee, then Davis
Allen. I think I would have the exact
same order. Yeah, yeah.
I might even gone. 1st. I think Higbee first.
I might even gone for. Fun and he Harvey just got the
reception yards for the second-half.
Beautiful. Oh sweet.
He got him and then some. Yeah.
Yeah, but sadly we we need a Mahomes 2 passing touchdown
switch. That's not happening.
It was exceedingly unlikely. That's not happening.
Even in the Bills game, it didn't feel this bleak.
Yeah, what is good? What is the deal man?
Like in the Bills game, I always felt like we were on the
precipice of Mahomes leading a comeback and that never came.
But this game, they look like the Cleveland Browns.
Yeah, I I really would like to. Know I mean Cleveland Browns are
people are just. Like one of the worst
interceptions you're ever going to see.
Like, oh, let's go. Oh I can't wait to see this.
There was no one there. That's why Harbaugh haunted He
knew he. Knew is is 38 jaleel or is that
Beatty? 38 is Jaleel, but Beatty is 28.
Oh chader buddy. It was Jaleel.
I would just remind you guys to look at the scoreboard before
you do all of your hate because Chader Sanders is still beating.
Jaleel just got a touchdown I'm pretty sure.
Yes, Jaleel touched. Down I was radicalized on
YouTube, but by streaming because any time that you said a
single thing about Shador that wasn't like glowing, it wasn't
like he should be the number one overall pick, people would freak
out in the comments. Incredible comment from James
Tries. If it wasn't intercepted, it
might have been intentional grounding.
I I believe Lamar also just threw an interception.
Oh no. Keep laughing, Keep laughing.
Oh my God, yeah, tipped up in the air.
Oh no, I'm ticked. He did.
I mean to that commenter, we will.
I'm, I'm. Yeah, I'm confident we will have
reason to laugh again. I cannot wait to watch like I
want like an hour and a half long QB school just of the
second-half. Oh dude, the QB school on this?
I'm just going to pour myself a nice little double bourbon and.
How much could be people handling the May stuff?
Is he? Is he still too cowardly to do
the full breakdowns? He did a full breakdown this
week at Thursday Night Football. Did he?
Yeah, and he said he's been fantastic and all of the
accuracy issues he was worried about in college are no longer
present, and he's playing like one of the best quarterbacks in
the NFL. That's hilarious.
He didn't seem happy about it, but he did say that.
That's nice to hear. I mean this this Michael Wilson
game is fucking absurd. How to add to Marvin Harrison?
Like Michael Wilson is just infinitely better than Marvin
Harrison, I guess. I guess.
An update on one of these pickups.
Is it 11 for 1:54? Keaton Mitchell needs six more
yards, Jaleel needs 8 and Kittle needs 2.
Nice. OK.
The other one we still need a Yeah.
The other one's not going to get there.
It's all the touchdowns. Nice McBride play down to the
22. Yeah, Michael Wilson.
Rocks, who knew? All right, can can we please get
some serious football from the Kansas City Chiefs?
I am so tilted about this 30 ball from 31% on Michael.
Wilson it's one of the most like he was the most obvious exclude
of my lifetime. And he's going to have 230
receiving yards. Yeah.
Michael Brandon, Marshall Wilson.
What do we think? All right, everyone, what do we
think? Michael Wilson's previous high
He's been in the NFL for three years.
Well, fantasy points. His rookie year he had a 2
touchdown. Game he had a 2 touchdown game
against against the 49ers, but just yards.
I guess his yardage is like 70. Yeah. 108. 6 for 95 against
Seattle in Week 17, Week 18 of his rookie year.
This is how funny this slate is for just how bad so many players
were. Like I'm currently Min Cashing
and Aaron Rodgers, Jalen Warren, Jonnu Smith, Josh Jacobs lineup.
Unbelievable. And I'm also currently catching
a JJ McCarthy Justin Jefferson Charger almost D at -2.
Wait, who? Who just threw a quick?
6 sure it bounced off the IT. Bounced off the defender.
'S hand, but it it it was. Right there.
Oh my God, you. Threw it right to Hamilton.
Oh dude, he's so much worse than Gabriel.
Like I wonder what the Josina Anderson tweet will be tonight
about how Kevin Stefanski called the bad plays the set should her
up for failure. Oh dude, I just.
Like. Like there's so many people that
were like, man, like they don't want to play Shudder because
they know they'll just embarrass them, Mick.
Gronk catch 15 yards on 2nd and long.
All right Chiefs. I'm literally begging dude.
It does seem like they are. Again, leading them down the
field, I was. Going to say it does seem like
they are using more Ken Walker. Yeah, but I'm sure that once he
gets them inside the 20. Pass incomplete Is Adrian
worthy? That's.
Hard it wasn't. It's odd, dude.
Those types of plays are so frustrating to watch. 6 for 95
with Kyler is basically 9 for 185 with any confident QB.
Yeah, we should be able to go back and retroactively get all
of these Cardinals points. That were.
Submarine by Kyler. Rescue me from Kyler Marine.
Yeah, yeah, this, this Sadar is going to be first class
entertainment. It's honestly riveting.
I'm getting mad before they handed off.
Walker does actually have 15 touches today and it's only the
start of the fourth quarter. So like they are giving him a
good workload. They just he got screwed by the
holding call. 3rd and seven feels like if they don't get
this they probably just lose. I assume they went with second
and 10 Kareem Hunt run. Oh no, they passed it to Kelsey.
OK. All right, Hunt in the backfield
Moms is changing the play. Taekwon.
Oh, my Rice isn't even out there.
Great. Oh my gosh.
Huge. Huge, huge Thornton 61 yards all
the way down to the top 10. He's the only one.
He's the only one who could catch the deep balls.
Taekwon as well. That was a sick catch, man.
Thornton's played really well this year.
They they got to give him a run. I I don't understand why they
don't let Thornton just like their their wide receiver set
should just be Rice worthy. Thornton like he's earned it
should definitely be Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, writes
Thornton. Hollywood, actually.
Yeah. Thornton Thornton has played
better than Wordy. This year, Darnold.
Darnold Pumpkin, I don't. Know if he's gonna ship?
With anything. The funny thing is, is even if
the defender wasn't there, that was a missile into the ground
like that was at his knees. Brashard down to the five was
that they cut into it late. I don't know if it was a rush or
a catch brisket from the seven yard line.
It's going to be, oh, a scramble.
That's going to be a whole flag coming back.
Yeah. Taekwon is not better than
Worthy, but he's better at the thing they're asking him to do,
which is run in a straight line and make plays on the ball.
Worthy. Worthy is not good at attacking
the ball. Yeah, all right.
They did the Rashi bullshit play and he's.
Oh, he didn't score, though. Only got down to the one come.
On Rashi. She's really a bullshit play.
They are so they are so committed to the to the scam.
Jeez, he got stonewalled. He got stoned.
Yeah. Oh man, almost got there looks.
At problems like 20 yard loss. I am so excited to watch the
door throw this ball, He. Did well, that got bad news.
He doesn't. He doesn't get rid of it.
He does not throw the ball actually.
Actually knocks that news stick to. 1,000,000 yards.
No, a Gray motioning into the backfield.
Hunt and Hunt gets the first down but doesn't get the
touchdown I'm pretty sure. Shader's going to set up an.
All time record for worst EPA. Dude, this EPA is going to be
insane. I look at the EPA for game stuff
and I think he's going to get crushed in that even though he's
plays like 1/4 and. 1/2 Oh man I'm working on.
A fire I can. Pull up, let me pull up the back
scores. We got a hunt rushing touchdown
that just literally had to happen.
Yep. Oh my God.
Did that happen? Come.
On I don't think, I don't think he got in, but they're they're
going to, they're going to review it.
I hope that they all. Right, Baltimore, Cleveland,
let's see what store is at EPA. The door currently has -6 EPA
he's already below. So that's he's at -.85 EPA.
He's losing almost a point per. Touch. .85 is a lot, all right.
They're going to go for two, so maybe they give it to Rashi
here. Oh no, they're.
Not they're not going for two. Why would they not go for two?
All right, I have to go up and go hold my baby, guys.
Isn't it an extra point to tie the game E Davis base?
See you man. E Davis.
Oh. I can't believe that was a
Kareem Hunt touchdown at the end of all that.
That was really disappointing. Sure was.
God. Cream Hunt in this economy, who
is this for? I did just tweet out a little
quartet of photos of Elizabeth Holmes, Bernie Madoff, Sam
Bankman, Frieden, Sam Darnold and said what are these four
people have in common? Wow, looks like I have something
to retweet. Oh my God, the.
First person just earnestly replied fraud.
Who is that on the? Top right.
That's Bernie Madoff. No, no, no, that was the
comment. Someone asked that.
OK. Yeah, who's that top right?
Well, that person is unfortunately 13 years old I
guess. Dude, the Athletic post should
door Sanders makes debut. The Browns quarterback was
intercepted shortly after replacing Major Dylan Giggle.
That's how quickly he. Threw that big team.
Headline that he was in the. Game Oh, Josina Anderson is
saying we've got shudder with hardly any first team reps this
season throws a pick and then we've got let's not have a prep
reps head coach who believes you are the starter comparison
conversation right now. I don't even know what that
means. In the water, I don't.
Know what that means? Carrying that water up the hill.
Who just, Oh my God, brutal, brutal fumble by the Cardinals.
Oh my God, he's in the end zone. Oh.
Is that Higgins? It was Higgins, yeah.
Unreal. I would have liked that
touchdown for the game script. Yeah, for sure.
What? Jeez.
That was Elijah Dickens. What did the big dog just do?
Probably a big run. Yeah.
Can confirm it was a 50. Nine.
Wow, that run by Henry really changes my opinion of Shador
now. I think he.
I mean we've only seen Shador with positive game script.
We're about to see him with his back against the wall.
You guys laugh all you want. His plus minus is still still
looking. Great man, I thought it would be
bad, but this is better than I could have ever.
Dreamed Oh, it's so good. It's not bad.
It's it's really good if it's going to be bad, like we're
having to deal with that quarterback play.
It's just it's more fun of it's horrendous quarterback play.
It's just like it's it's not normally fun to watch like a
rookie suck, but when the rookie is so undeservedly arrogant,
it's a little fun. Rookie is fun actually.
Miming things to reporters instead of talking.
Doing this after his teammate gets.
His teammate was hurt. I think there was a pic of right
away. Media.
What is this stupid Broncos? Graphic producers getting bored.
They really are. It's B.
It's B Rob time I fear a massive Pat Bryant catch.
All right. This game is starting to shoot
out. Was Bryant good?
He went down hard there. Yeah, on that shoulder.
Yeah. Oh wow wow wow ow ow fuck.
That might be like, I mean, hopefully it's just an AC
spraying, but that could be like.
Clavicle. Yeah, yeah, that does not look
good. No.
Darnold. Oh my God.
Is Darnold a positive or negative fantasy points today?
It's got to be. Oh, Darnold.
Yeah, bad. Did you throw another one?
No. It's almost.
When things go bad for Darnold, they go.
They go so bad, it's. Just things can really snowball
on that guy. Dog Bowl leaderboard has had a
lot of movement. This Zen Q has been at the top
with with a Caleb Williams lineup because they hit on Bijan
and Sean Tucker and and Ted Arroyo is well, Kittle
incredible. But some of these teams have
been charging. Here's a Brock Kittle team that
man that Bijan, Sean Tucker combo.
Then this one had Christian Watson instead of Ted Arroyo.
Oh my God, a Michael Wilson swap into 20.9 points.
Wow. Early week Keyon Coleman Or not
early week but whatever. Keyon Coleman scratch swap to
Michael Wilson. Oh, almost a pick there from
Lamar. Man, they are trying their best
to lose to the Browns. Sam Darnold right now has -17.5
EPA. I think should I can catch him?
Story catches him. That would be historic, like 1/4
and 1/2. Yeah, man, I had such high hopes
for these games on paper. I mean, the Broncos Chiefs are a
bit of a fun finish. Yeah, maybe.
I guess it's been such a bummer of a game though.
Yeah. It's like, does that even make
up for it? So the so the wow, the Ravens
had to settle for a field goal there.
So Shader is still leading this game.
Still beating Lamar. Why would you kick there?
Someone asked. I think you kick there because
the other quarterback so far looks like more of a threat to
give you a defensive touchdown than to put points on the board
for his own team. Because probably the probably
the call. So we're going to get.
So who do they play next week? Probably Browns, yeah.
Yeah, they are playing. The Raiders.
Well, if you're ever going to have a chance.
Oh, and it's in the ship chasing window.
Oh my God, Gentie overs. Can.
We get some gentie overs. It's called hires.
Sorry, hires. But also the Browns are good run
defense, so that's not maybe that's not as easy.
Maybe we can do some sacks or some some interceptions.
Hook is just one away. I don't think we're going to get
whatever else we need to get, but that looked bleak early and
he's almost got it all the way there.
What was yours, Jacob? Because you still have the
streak. Mine is the mine is the Mercado
so I got rescued out of the streak.
Wow, you got rescued. Wow.
Put an ass. It's.
A push? Yeah, it's a push.
It's a push, yeah. It's aggravating because I feel
like we would have had it. He had 22 yards and like.
No, we definitely. Would have had it, yeah, yeah.
This is some of the worst football we've ever had on the
ship cast. It's pretty bad.
Are you guys watching the chair company?
Yeah, I have thoughts on it. I'm like, disappointed.
I don't know if I'm disappointed yet.
It might be a horrible show, but it might be good.
I just am not sure. To me, it's about how it
finishes. I loved the first episode.
I was like, holy shit, this is picking right off the scene at
the restaurant when he's just like upset with the waiter and
even like the line with the pillow and stuff like that.
I'm like, all right, we're just gonna get.
And then even the stuff with the weird guy at work, the old guy
and like wanting to have a party, whatever.
Like I loved all the just like disparate, like let Tim Robinson
cook. And then it got so fucking plot
heavy. And so everything is driven by
the plot and there's just like hardly any room for Tim
Robinson's like, yeah, centracy like to to shine.
And it's just been frustrating me.
I'm like, I just don't care about this plot.
And there's like, I don't know, like one laugh an episode.
But I was hoping for SO. Much I'm down the rabbit hole.
I actually do care about the plot now.
And I I the first episode was tough for me because and I think
you should leave. It's it gets awkward and then
you get to move on to another thing.
You don't have to like live with the people.
And so I was like, Oh my God, like, I see where this is going
and I'm gonna have to like watch this guy clock everything up,
you know? And but they, I don't know, I'm
kind of intrigued by neutered. Tim Robinson, like this
character is like an on its heels, kind of like the Tim
Robinson stuff. Where it really excels is like
the Super aggro misplaced confidence.
That's true. That's true.
Like this entire show. And I'm like, I want to see
confident Tim Robinson again. Maybe we'll get him at the end.
That's that's why I'm like, I'm still, I'm still hopeful that.
But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if I came out of this
and was like, that was just bad. That was a bad show.
Yeah I'll I'll watch it when it raps.
I'm so bad at I don't have enough patience to to handle
weekly episodes so I'm just waiting into everything and then
I'll just binge it in like 2 days.
Yeah, yeah, maybe it'd be better as a binge.
Have you guys watched Talk or left Erebus?
Yeah, I haven't seen the third episode but I watched the 1st
2:00. That's interesting.
I'll watch it at some point for sure.
I feel like I need to save some of these shows for when football
is gone and I don't know what else to do with my life.
I'm also into college football, 26 dynasty leagues that are
taking up a lot of my time these days.
All right, there's the Is that McBride, Teddy?
Yeah, the score. Yeah, he's inevitable.
Oh nice. He's he's nonchalant fashion.
I know it's just because like all of these Brissette chalk
stacks are just going fucking nuts now.
Oh, I mean, it would Brissette has Brissette has 40 completions
today. It's.
Crazy he is. He's the garbage time king this
year, dude. Yeah, 4049 for 387.
Michael Wilson has 33 draftings points.
McBride has 30 1/2. Yeah, turns out turns out it was
tough to fade the. Wow.
And stuffed on the two point conversion.
Got our first Tyler bidet touch. What has been the split with?
Jaleel it's been, it's, it's been like a little more Harvey,
but it's been I, I don't know what the snaps will be, but it
feels like it's like 55 to 60 for Harvey, 40 to 45 for Jaleel.
And then Bidet just playing exactly what his role was
before, like only third and longs.
Yeah, all. Right.
So Broncos are gonna kick a field goal, Probably make it.
The Seahawks might have finally figured out that Ken Walker's
their best running back today. I'm not sure, but it's trending
in that direction. Crazy that they're kind of in
this game. I know it is GSN man.
Yeah, another actually. It's only 785 today.
I mean, it feels like, it's like, feels like he's done
nothing. I'm used to that's like.
A down game for him. Yeah, I mean, but he, he got a
touchdown right here and then all of a sudden he's 893 and one
and then you're when you're home.
I loved Sean's take on stealing bananas that it's it was JSN
who's third in the MVP combo with.
No, he said. He was first.
Did he say first? Sean had one JSN 2, Taylor three
May and my my view is the Colts play the Seahawks in a few weeks
and I think they the Seahawks have to start JSN at linebacker
and. The Colts have to start.
Taylor at corner and whoever does a better job of stopping
the other one gets the MVP if JSN.
Had tackled Taylor. I think I like the Taylor side
of that one. I like the Taylor side.
Yeah, yeah. That's that's now you're getting
the territory with our coaching draft where they unfortunately
have to play both ways. Yeah, but I I totally agree.
Like if you're going to give it to Seattle, I thought it was
wild. Really.
Yeah. There you go, goal line carries.
Oh my God, I didn't think that was awesome.
Let's go. That, that, that makes me happy
at the 1 Kenneth Walker 1 Yard touchdown I How many articles
are going to be written by Slappy's this week about how
Kenneth Walker has taken over the Seattle backfield?
And then next week he'll play like 43%.
Of the snaps. And scored six points.
Are you predicting for a friend? I'm I'm predicting what I will
write and I'm predicting what my comment section will tell me
after it doesn't come to pass. That's a good comment, The
answer. Kenneth Walker, another backup
running back, scored today. Yeah, it was the day of the
backup running. Back I did have that one where I
had like all the backups scored and I was like and Bichon
Robinson vultured Tyler Algier twice.
OK, so this is a game all of a sudden.
And we've got Chiefs the ball. I literally just had a team like
I'm getting kind of dusted on on underdog today and I didn't even
see this one because it's the double reverse.
We're only top five get paid and it literally hopped into third
because of this garbage time Jacoby and Trey McBride stack
just like just such garbage time heroes.
Hey pretty still in for you for your onslaught.
Yeah, I think this one, I mean, I dropped so far down.
I was at, I was 50th after that touchdown or 40th.
I was Top 40 and now I'm down to 439 because of all that fucking
Brissette stuff. Yeah, I I was like, I looked
like half an hour ago and I was like, oh, I'm definitely going
to min cash a couple and maybe I'll even get a little better.
And then they're like plummeting from McBride.
Let's see. I'd take this double reverse
though if we could get I. Didn't even watch this last year
drive doesn't look like it's very eventful.
Shoulder's so bad it's even going to ruin fannin.
Cream hunt, it's cooking. Try to hurdle.
Got destroyed. Did they just and they got that
OK? Yes, I have two teams charging
out underdog that are both percent McBride stack.
So I'd take a little more garbage time here.
Another Josh Simmons holding penalty.
Oh my God. Declined, huh?
This is the point we're. At at 3rd and 9:00, then second
and 19. Can worthy exist?
We don't even need him to perform.
We just want him to be a living, breathing human being who makes
appearances on the TV. Yeah.
He would love a worthy. Uh oh, This is where we're
getting are the Chiefs the bad, good team?
It is unfortunate, isn't it here, because we could have some
really fun dumorism. Man 30. 9 I.
Can't decide whether the Chiefs being this bad makes me more
concerned that they'll bounce back next week against the Colts
or if they just suck. Yeah.
I think this is what having sauce would make me feel a lot
better. Yeah, got a name for us, Pat.
Now holding call. All right, that was a sweet
scramble, but it's coming back. They've committed, like Shirley,
millions. Hand off to Pukas, that doesn't
do it for us. No, that doesn't do it for us.
Like just an unbelievable amount of holding penalties.
Yeah, since I last updated our Kittle Jaleel Keaton pick em
there a bendo updates. 3rd and 19.
That feels like it's Oregon down to the four CMC run.
Wow. Yeah.
I wish Star Tours but this feels like three straight runs here.
Oh airing it out deep and pipi like a 40 yard Pi.
Very convenient that Davis has a baby with the Chiefs are losing.
That was actually Davis's long con.
He you know some people try to avoid the birth during football
season. He timed it for their end of
season meltdown. Do you think that like he saw he
was like deciding, you know, am I ready for kids And he saw the
the record last year? Yeah, exactly.
I was like, there's no way this can sustain.
I might as well become father. Yeah.
It's time. Oh.
Gosh, dude, Lamar sacked.
Oh no, we got the ball. No, he's sacked in the grasp.
Oh. My.
God, I don't know, maybe she wasn't as bad as I thought.
Dude, the AFC North just has a way of just dragging everyone
down into the mud a couple times.
Yeah. You guys got any takes for
Lions, Eagles, Jamo? Seasoned the Lions.
We need the Lions to get up ahead.
Yeah, I wrote, I wrote that game off because I accidentally
thought it was part of the 4:00 PM window.
And then I wrote it up and then I had Irby was going to do a
quick slant and I was like, hey, I'm going to do a walkthrough
for that one actually. So I kind of came away thinking
if the Lions can push the Eagles, there is some upside for
the Eagles passing game here. Tonic it is, right?
It's like it's thin. But I mean, Devante Smith's
probably the best way to play it.
I even I even have a little bit of optimism for A.J.
Brown. I just don't know like how how,
how messed up is the stuff with the team?
Like is it messed up in a way where they like make sure to get
on the ball? Or is it like it's over and they
should have traded them? Yeah, did you see the the report
about the They want him to chill on social media.
Yeah, that Lori talked to him. About it, the owner said please
stop posting. That's so good.
Yeah. I find up in the backfield, oh,
Kelsey, Kelsey all the way touchdown, Chelsea touchdown,
probably the the last chief that I wanted to see catch a
receiving touchdown. But we'll take it.
We'll take it. We can get.
Wow. Just when you thought we were
out. That's right, crazy.
Hey, I mean, the Chiefs are probably going to win this game.
Extra point blocked. That's kind of big now.
It could get overtime, yeah. Oh yeah, we could get some of
the action. Another puka run, 3rd and 10 for
the Rams to ice it. Otherwise, Darnold's going to
get a chance to redeem himself here.
Well, well, well, funny how the Chiefs scored that.
Someone's like, oops, don't need to hold my baby anymore.
I'm going to. I'm going to see.
You had enough. You had enough family time, hey?
If he's not crying, I'm going to bring him down.
Oh nice. Nice.
He might be. He might be crying.
But how about them? Kansas City Chiefs?
I might be. I might be right back.
You're going to suck immediately now that Davis is back.
It's been a lot better without him.
Jacoby is still throwing completions to Michael Wilson.
Just one an inch. Of catch #14 for Michael Wilson.
Oh, big heating catch. Look at that.
Well, we had we had rushing yards on.
Key. I know.
Oh. No, no, he did hit.
He did hit 31. No, no, we got there.
Yeah, OK, sweet. Well, that hit we're not what?
What do we need that just we need.
We need another week, another slave, another crack at it, it
sounds. Good.
We need to get back in the lab. Yes the Seahawks got their stop
so they're going to get it. They'll have shitty field
position but they only the field goal.
They have one time out, plenty of time.
Rams just could not do anything off of all these Donald
turnovers. Insanely good punt.
Wow, Rams got it inside the one the on the corner punt.
Kicker's fired up so. We're not going to get the puka,
though. No.
No, no. He's at 7.
Not unless. Not unless Seattle somehow
scores like so fast that the rims get the ball back.
That's maybe the best punt I've ever seen.
Darnold wants to throw a pick 6 here so bad.
I don't know, I feel like they're going to win the game
just because I tweeted that. Rude.
Fraud. Collage.
That does feel like one of those classic reverse jinxes.
I feel like I Davis did complete 2.
Who's that barner for like 3? I cannot believe how good that
punt was. I did not realize Devante Adams
hasn't had another catch since that touchdown.
So he's sitting on one catch, 1 yard, one touchdown.
Wow. That is nuts.
Oh, on 8 targets. Yikes. 8111.
Another Brissette touchdown to Dorch this time.
Oh my. God for this dealing dude, just
absolutely dealing. He has 452 passing yards on 47
completion. Crazy. 47 of 57 for 4:52 and
2:00. This is like Jameis out there.
It really is the game we were hoping to get from Jameis.
Ravens just tied up with a field goal, so it's going back to
Chader. The game on the line.
The game is on the line. Seahawks 1st down but they've
bled like half the clock off already.
Yeah, and they just threw incomplete on 1st and 10.
It was a really pretty throw until they panned down the field
and it was just sailing 5 yards out of bounds.
Like he looks so confident when he released.
Oh, Nick's going to be a. Oh my goodness.
He wanted to show you guys his jersey.
Aw, well. Yeah.
Oh my God. He was a little upset that it
was Kelsey that scored and not Rice, but other than that, yeah,
he was. We were all feeling a little
gassy after that. Kelsey.
TV a little a little gassy, but overall he's just rooting.
He's not going to want to hang out here, right?
It's his first time being in the in my office.
He doesn't love it. But.
That's all. That's I think he he speaks for
all of us, this ship. Silent whimpers.
Yeah, that's the He has the right attitude for this group.
Of games. He does.
Fine. Bye, guys.
We'll see. That's how I feel about our
pickups today. How old is Shohi Matic?
Less than a week. Less than a week.
Old shohi matic. The Slap Prince JSN catch.
The slappy who was promised Smith and Jake but Jacob.
This Ponzi might keep going. God, holy shit, Jason so clutch.
It really is. 17 seconds they need what, about
20 more yards? Probably.
Yeah. Still have a time out?
Oh, Jacoby Brissett set the all time NFL record for completions.
Seriously. Yeah.
Michael Wilson went 15 for 185. Yeah, 47 completions, new NFL
record. Man, I would have lost a bar bet
on that one. I would have assumed someone had
hit 50 or something. Well, Norm Van Brocklin has the
record for yards and it's 554. So like if you throw more than
47 you should, You'd think you'd beat that.
Seattle incomplete and down to 10 seconds.
Seemed like they were just not very urgent at the start of this
drive. They had like a minute, 30 and
one time out. I don't I don't understand.
Why it's not very urgent at the start of any drive.
But like, never. There's no reason.
There's just no reason for the clock to be this much of a
problem. Like to have almost 2 minutes
and a time out if you get 50 yards.
Like if you can't get the yards you can't get the yards.
But I don't I don't understand why the clock is such a problem.
Oh. Shudur.
Oh, it's intentional grounding. Check that one off on the
Shudur. Bingo.
Oh wow, what a play. They're not going to call the
penalty on that, are they? Flag.
They should. Oh, they did.
Call that. Wow, that's.
Bullshit. They're.
Calling Holden I think. Oh wow, well is it hold or Pi?
Because that's going to make a massive difference.
I think it's got to be a hold. Because if it's if it's a hold a
5 yard penalty, that does not do anything for Seattle but Pi.
Yeah, yeah. But.
There's 5 seconds left. 5 seconds left.
Now I know that was brain fart. So it looks like what do they
call? I never saw they.
Called, they called DPI. They called DPI so they gave him
13 yards, so it'd be 67 from there, but they're going to try
to get one more quick out it looks like and they did to the
43, so it'll be a 61 yarder for the game.
Toll. Wow, that was daring 61 but
indoors. I.
Thought they could have won this game like easily if they were
just like faster at the start of the stride is.
This your guy, Jason Myers? Yeah, this is the dude.
Yeah, man. Oh, they're, they're checking
the clock. Yeah, they got it in.
Hey, Pat, I have to go help Warren with something right now
or if you guys in before I get back are you do you have are?
You. I have it.
Yeah, I'm in. OK.
All right. I should be back, but just in
case. Chief took another fault start.
All right, So what do we got? What's going on?
No good. No good.
Well, sorry for your I haven't actually.
I haven't actually seen it yet, but.
I was at my CBS app was. Telling me and forth I was
rooting against it. I would I would rather I would.
I would rather lose the field goal but not have to have the
Arnold fanboys in my replies. Me too, so I.
Was firmly rooting again. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
That's close. Oh my God.
Oh, that was that field goal was like never no hoper.
All right, they. Should have been able to get
closer, right? They should have been able to
get closer like they. Yeah, I mean, it was just a time
issue. Raven's going for it on 4th down
maybe. Or are they going to?
Kick. I don't think he would.
I think he'd kick it here because it puts you back.
I think you would. Well, it's 53 yards in
Cleveland, so it's not really a Gimme.
Fair. But I think against most
quarterbacks, I would go against Shudar.
I think I kick it. I think I'd kick against Shudar.
Cuz I just I'm I'm winning the game if I make it and then if I
know I don't make it, I'm not that worried about it.
Although there looks like they're.
Going for it, well, it would be malpractice not to, at least.
Not to try. You have to at least try.
Oh, they got it. They got it easily.
They're going to score. Man, what a oh what a cool play.
Oh my God. Wow.
All the way. That was an awesome play, man.
That's creative. That was sweet.
Wow. Well, surely.
That's Monken just taking a swig.
How's that heat shack? Man, that's.
Got to be the longest run of Mark Andrews career.
For real. That was awesome.
That was fantastic. Yeah.
I mean, everybody just crunches up the middle.
Ricard gets the kick out. See ya.
Well, you think she's going to lead him back to the tie here?
You know, I don't think so. Well.
It's going to predict. No Chiefs have to punt again.
Oh my God, yeah, Lamar like all time nothing game.
Yeah, I kept the faith with Lamar this week was not
rewarded. Steph told me to lower him more
and I was like, no, Lamar can't. Yeah, I would have been with
you, I think, but because like, I mean, what are you going to do
here? Yeah, I mean.
I didn't really put much thought into him because I was like, I
was never going to play him in DFS and like, what am I going to
do? Benjamin Redraft like.
Right, I started May over in Guillotine.
Wow. Yeah.
I mean that, that makes sense, I guess.
Yeah, Yeah. See that for sure?
Plus, it's like the guillotine that I have, I've had May, the I
drafted May and I just picked up Lamar this week.
And it's sort of like, you know, can't, can't Abandoned.
Yeah. Got to give him a shot.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, at least they
muddled through. So they're five and five.
They're fully in it. They just got AI mean.
I assume he'll be back to being Lamar at some point.
He'll look great early this season.
Yeah, I mean, next week I'm torn because I have Lamar.
What does Lamar play? Let's find out.
Ravens are home to The Jets. Oh man, OK, because I've got
I've got May against the Bengals.
I would do made against the Bengals.
Yeah, they won't have Chase. It's like.
Both those defenses suck, but the Bengals have like a hope of
pushing. The Jets do not.
Right. The Jets do not.
Yeah, 231 shudder. Sanders come back time.
Oh my Holmes. Yeah, Denver already has the
ball back at the 45 S with the still gold range already.
Bills would be 3 and 14 with Allen.
That's true. Fly Fish 208.
Oh, without Josh Allen, they would be horrible.
Yeah, their defense stinks. I think he's probably.
Sock. The true Most Valuable Player
right now. Yeah, like they would be
atrocious without Josh Allen. Oh, strike.
There in a junior. 25 yards. Let's go.
Oh, Harold Fannon is pumped. Shadora knows the way to when
it's. Over out of.
We'll take it all back, Shudor. Just feed Harold.
No, we won't, but please do feed.
Please feed fannon. Are they going to snap before
the two-minute and no. All right, the Sanders fan and
arrow starts now. 3 Fire up a Sunday nighter.
Yeah, solves the day. Solves the day all.
Right, let's see. I'm torn on the Jamo stuff
because my like my prior going into last week was he would have
a really good game versus Washington.
So I'm I'm not sure that I'm like 100% of this is just Dan
Campbell, but then without Laporta.
That's that's how I feel, but without Laporta and also like it
still matters that Dan Campbell was like, hey, this defense is
slow. Let's try to get the ball to to
Jameson in a way that works, you know, But one of the things that
I looked at, I looked at the first read stuff and he was up,
but Laporta was up and Aminara was up, which means that Goff
was just getting the ball out on his first read.
At the Yeah, there's getting up the first read all the time.
Yeah, which? So that that becomes a good play
calling though, because it means he's calling points A.
Good play calling also kind of points to the commanders, but.
Points to the commanders. Yeah, it really points to the
commanders too. So yeah.
But it definitely like with Laporta out, my original write
up was being going to be like, you know, I would, I would,
let's see it again. But with Laporta out, there's a
big reason to involve them. I agree.
I was like, I was kind of, I would have been probably
inclined to fade a little bit. But now, now not really because
it's going to get so consolidated on just the those
guys. I assume it'll be probably a
bigger upgrade for Gibbs and Jamo just because like how many
more targets can Almanar really get?
Like he already gets a million targets.
Right, that makes sense. But I don't know.
I mean, the nice thing is it's not going to be Brock Wright.
So like, it's just going to go to the other three guys like.
It's not going to be Brock Wright like generally, but I
think it could be him a little bit when you get to the red
zone. Yeah.
For. Sure, he could get he got a
touchdown, but he's not going to be getting like like LaPorte is
live for a 20% target share in any week and right for sure.
Right. It's not, Yeah.
Yeah. I'm trying to think of other
things. I like the Smith angle.
I'm fascinated that Smith's yardage pick em is actually
still lower than Brown, so that feels just kind of blatantly
incorrect. Yeah, I mean, I think he's just
for for pick em stuff. He just makes more sense 'cause
he's safer. Brown's a guy we use only use
the sliders. But yeah, but like his base
number is lower. Yeah, I I agree.
I don't think that's. Right, like like I would, yeah.
I'm pulling up some projections. Here did we have like a really
bad Franklin drop? Did we?
I'm just seeing Franklin. Wow.
No it wasn't a bad drop at all. They gave him a chance, but he
was covered. No, let's not tie the door.
He got it out, but that was close.
Broncos just hit it to tie so she's got it back. 4 minutes
left. So what do they have for Smith?
So for Smith. Smith is over 57 1/2 And then we
could slide. 4 1/2 receptions, 57 1/2 yards.
I I generally just would always rather do yards with the Eagles
because like so much of their production is go balls.
Yeah, that makes sense. Or the fantasy points but but
not the receptions to me. 57 1/2 yeah, I'm good with that you.
Can always slide it too. I'd be open to a slide on him.
I'd rather slide Brown where it's like Brown's either.
Awesome, right? Because this matchup, they're
banged up like Brown could nuke. Yeah.
But obviously he could also just do nothing.
Yeah. Are you in on Jameson?
Yeah, I'd be in on Jameson, Sure.
Yards or probably yards. Yards for sure.
Yards are fantasy points. Do we want to take as regular or
do we want to slide him 'cause he's?
Always fantasy points is 8.9. I think you, you know, I think
you don't want to slide him. OK.
'Cause you're kind of just like hoping he takes up extra.
Right. You know that he picks up slack.
I honestly think fantasy points mate not.
I like fantasy points. He's under nine.
Yeah. Let's see.
Fantasy points. So I like fantasy points for
him, yards for Smith. All right.
Got at least one more in there. Any other running back stuff you
like? Do we?
Do we think his law is going to
have an expanded role? Oh, should actually.
He had no injury. I don't.
Think. So oh.
That was almost a really cool shooter play, but he threw it
way over his head. I don't think this law is going
to have that, but much bigger of a role all.
Right, OK. I was looking.
He played, he's played one snap in line.
He plays 25% of his stuff in the slide.
He's mostly out wide. So I don't think he like, I
don't know, I don't know that like Laporta being out really
effects him. It's probably Khalif Raymond
gets a little more run. OK.
All right. But I don't feel confident about
that. Yeah.
Let's see, maybe we pair if we're doing, if we think that
the what's like what's like a Hertz passing, if we think
they're going to actually take advantage of this matchup.
Hertz is at 208 yards, 1 1/2 touchdowns.
You also just do Hertz's fantasy points because he has so many
ways to get there too. 20.85 yeah, it's OK.
It's all right, pass attempts just 26 1/2.
I think I'd rather take the yards.
Like specifically, my interest is that this matchup could break
his yards, OK? Let's do that then.
All right, we can do that. What's 3?
Will they? How much will they dock us if we
were to? I think they dock it pretty big.
Oh yeah, it's only 5X. Yeah, yeah.
It's 4.62 I'm. Not loving it.
Nice Chiefs. Incomplete, incomplete work
guys. If you do the higher on A.J.
Brown to 89 and a. Half all right.
Then it's a 7. Then this This 3 is A7X.
All right, all. Right, let's do that.
All right. Get up and head cut up a
headlines. Oh my God my home's brutal sack.
Jesus man, that game sucks. I'm throwing it in the all.
Right. Sounds good.
Are we forcing ourselves to watch the end of this Chiefs
game or are we getting out of here after the Browns Ravens
game? I'm going to watch it, so it's
up to you, I mean. I'm going to watch it either
way, I'm just trying to figure out if I have to look happy do
it. Let's stick it.
Up. I'm not sticking for overtime,
though. I'm playing Notre Dame versus
Alabama in my college football dynasty at a solid 4:45 Pacific
Time. So immovable obligation.
All right, so this one's over. All right, Goodbye, Stir.
You gave us a lot of entertainment.
I'm going to I'm going to look up his final EPA.
Thinking like -9 minus. 8 think -9 might be dead on yeah.
Is this so the only game left going is the Chiefs one huh.
That's it. Tie game people are saying come
on Jaleel. Like if we get the jaleel do we
hit something or are the other ones all dead?
I thought everything was dead but.
Let me check. Do we actually have a sweat that
would make us fun? Let's see.
Track picks. Yeah, we do.
Kittle got the yards. Keaton got the yards.
We just need four more Jaleel rushing yards.
Oh my God, we'll take Harvey out then.
What's Harvey doing in there? Stinks.
OK, here we go. OK, we just need four more.
Come on, Jalil I. Mean we get holding offense.
Well, that's what happens when you try to block for Harvey.
Exactly. Harvey's probably, yeah,
Harvey's going to be tired. Get him out.
Come on, go to the sideline. The only problem is once he gets
inside of two minutes for probably looking at the day.
But they're trying to, yeah. Apparently Jaleel.
Apparently we've just needed the Jaleel 4 yards for the last 45
minutes. I'm.
So glad I wasn't sweating that. Oh, I wonder, I wonder if this
is actually, well, there might be a dispute is that Kittel had
60, Kittel's 38. No, sorry.
Kittel had 67. I have it at 66 1/2.
It sounds like some people in the chat got it at 67 1/2.
Let's see what I got it at. I got it at.
Come on, 66. I got 66 1/2.
Nice. No, I just need the Jaleel.
All right, Jaleel. There we go.
So we probably need overtime because he's not they're they're
not giving it to him on 3rd and 14th.
They'll they'll call like a screen pass to Tyler Beatty.
We're live for overtime though. We are very live for overtime.
Oh no, complete to, sudden to. The 40 for first sound.
Yeah. For first sound, that's not bad.
Well, it is if they don't put Julia in.
I mean they might put Julia in 2 minute drill but like.
It's like a, but it's like a. Pseudo 2 minute drill.
Like they have the ball, they're tied, they have tons of time.
Like if they want to run the ball, they're not going to run
it with the day. They haven't run it with them
all day. Right.
And like, you want, you want to fucking lose a rookie in here
with the game on the line, with the division on the line, the
buy on the line, you can't give it to the rookie.
You got to give it to a trusted veteran.
You got to give it to the all time leader in NCAA rushing
history. Who had better EPA, Lamar
Jackson or Shudor Sanders? I'm going to guess, hang on, let
me just, I'm guessing Lamar is better per play and Chadur is
better cumulative. Lamar had -13 EPA, so it is a
little bit of a tough bar, but Chadur was at -14.1.
He only played 1/2 on 20. One plays 21 plays.
So that's like -.7 EPA per play. Yeah, -.67 that's right.
That is astonishing. It's astonishing.
Oh my. Oh, I'm with you, Josh
Dombrowski. Harvey looks exhausted.
Harvey. Does look tired out there.
Just like I actually think the spotter might want to get
involved. He might be.
Keep him a breather, I. Think ankle hurting?
Maybe. Dude, it's a door, my guy.
Oh man, Darnold. Darnold had still like, he had a
very bad game, but his success rate was still like 54%.
The dude's success rate is week after week incredibly good.
Well, it was like, it's it's actually, it was similar to the
Jones disaster class in Pittsburgh where like he was
awful, but the success rate was still fine.
It's like the the, the framework of the offense remains good,
right, Even when the quarterback is short circuiting.
So it's like play to play. It still looks the same.
It's just like every 10 plays you're getting like a.
You get? Yeah, exactly.
Sack, fumble, whatever, Yeah. Because they're only like asking
him to do what he can do well, and then he crumbles on what he
can do well. A decent amount of time, right?
So the rest of the time he does the normal good stuff.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Like it was like that Jones, like the against Pittsburgh was
like, we're moving the ball, we're moving the ball, we're
moving the ball, sack, fumble, like every try, Yeah.
Stafford had a bad game. He was almost -10 EPA.
Darnold was -12. Who had a good game today?
Like all this football sucked. Josh Allen had a very good game.
Josh Allen Josh Allen had almost 20 EPA today.
Yeah, that's a 2 picks. Yeah.
Bryce Young, I guess, actually had a pretty good game today.
An awesome game today. That's crazy.
Bryce him through a 448 today. Seriously, in the game, was that
fucking Harvey? Now they're going to lean on
Harvey. Yeah.
Oh Christ, get off the field, brother.
Having negative EPA is the new meta actually good now the
headline is Sanders. Little he doesn't want to be
there. Just just stop him.
That was a four yard run. That was a four yard run.
That was exactly what we needed. Why don't you just trust the
veteran man? God, freaking Sean Payton.
You know, he just always relies on a workhorse back.
Yeah. 3rd and 6th. I'm trying to figure out what
I'm rooting for here. Like I, I don't, I think
probably like because the day is going to come on the field for
the snap for sure. So either they, if they get it,
we're in a really good position because they're probably going
to run just so clock, but who knows who's going to come on the
field. They don't get it.
Then we're hoping for overtime. I don't think they got it.
They gave it to him. They gave it to him.
Wow, OK. He he did the thing where he
like is clearly ahead of the the marker and then like waddles
like. Like.
Yeah, he he. Shrunkenly like goes back.
To give him a good spot. But he'll probably look at this.
I mean, they're going to go for this if they don't get it.
It's like it's going to be really close.
I don't know when the knee comes down, so the knee is up and I
think you got it. I think you got actually.
How did you give him a bad? Spot.
Why did he Sprint? Why did he like jump backwards?
Why didn't he just fall forward immediately?
I don't know. I think you got it all right.
Whoever comes on the field here, this is.
I mean, if if a Kloppen comes on the field, we're golden.
If he doesn't, then we're hoping they.
Yeah, have to pump, Yeah. From this field goal.
I think it, I thought. They did not give it to him.
They didn't give it to him looks like.
They need to give it to him. He's clearly ahead of it.
You can tell when he's not down because the guy's hands
underneath his knee. Yeah.
It's clearly a first down. They need to change this.
They're they're reviewing it right now.
His knee is never down. Yeah.
I think it's the first. In real time it didn't look like
1, but it definitely is. For sure is, yeah.
What's the point of the virtual measurement again?
I don't understand why. Couldn't tell you.
It's so dumb. I kind of like the chains.
The chains. I mean, using the chains is like
a source of measurements. Dumb.
But I liked how they would come out.
You know, when they brought the chains out.
But aren't they still using the chains as like the source of
measurement? I'm not.
They officially did give it to them.
Yeah. I agree the chains was fun, it
was good drama. It was good drama.
The virtual things is awful. OK, Oh, they're doing a 60
minutes preview. Yeah, they, they, they don't
artillery. Frost gets it.
They they're not spotting it, virtually just get spotted by
the same guy who can't walk straight.
I know. I mean, seriously, that dude,
just like I don't think he's been meant to do that.
It's like it's like he would have failed a sobriety test.
Oh. My God.
Do you see who the running back is?
I think you're a tech ahead of me.
Oh, it's Harvey. I think it's Harvey.
Off they're giving him 3 consecutive series.
They haven't done that all day. Oh my God, I thought for sure we
would get eventually a series of Jelena.
Overtime. They've been using them so like
5050 for most of the game. RV stuffed.
Yeah, that's what you fucking get.
That sucks. Just kidding, Archie, I love you
Get. A.
Fucking field though bro. At least run for a touchdown.
The the it's it is interesting that the Broncos are like
treating this as though they've been in field goal range the
whole time, but they're actually not all in field goal.
Range, yet they're still not. No, they're not, but they're
like they're, they're kind of treating this drive like they're
like the 20, not like a midfield, I guess.
Like it would. Currently be a 66 yard field
goal. Pete, we did a a Sunday football
on it in the private chat if you want to.
Oh, nice. And we're we actually have a
sweat pit where we need four more yards from Jaleel
McLaughlin for that one to hit. Yeah, yeah.
But it's Kittle hit. Yeah, Kittle hit.
Kittle hit by 1/2 a yard. Oh, I miss that.
No, dude, I got AI got a different number than everyone
else because I have 68 1/2 that's.
So that sucks. Oh oh, GG.
Franklin. I mean, I guess we could still
get overtime. No, it's he's.
No, it's over unless they somehow miss a chip shot.
Yeah. Wow, so the Chiefs are five and
five. But we could maybe get
McLaughlin as they like, you know, run to the middle of a
few, whatever. Right, that's true.
That's possible theoretically. Come on, ice it with Jaleel.
You can't trust a rookie in the spot he's going to fumble.
What did was the Myers field goal attempt close.
Not even close. Not even missed it by like a
full 10 yards. I guess you were able to.
Leave and then Jaleel. I was able to leave the tweet.
That's Harvey, and they're going to kneel anyway.
All right, Will lots miss it? Yeah, Travis is kind of looking
like how I feel right now. Just kind of bleak.
So it's going to be a 35 yard field goal, so an extra point.
Looks like I'm going to hold on for 3rd in that underdog
contest. Nice, good for you.
Well, we'll take a small, small, small W.
If, I mean if we beat the Chiefs next week, they're like dead.
Yeah. Because they they've lost to the
Chargers, they lost the Jags. So they they won't have the
tiebreaker on Jacksonville. I guess they could even the
tiebreaker. With they could even it with.
Chargers. You guys think Davis is going to
charge back onto the stream if he if they miss this and it goes
to overtime perhaps? I think he would do that.
If they miss it, he goes to overtime and they're driving
down to kick a winning Google of their own.
They may. He drilled it.
Yeah, so Broncos nine and two, Chargers seven and four, Chiefs
5 and five. Wow, Wow.
And their remaining schedule, it's like, not that easy.
Like they have to play the Broncos again.
They got the Colts. They got the Texans.
Houston's tax. Cowboys and they got Chargers
like the only gimmies, Titans and Raiders.
Wow, what a. What a year.
That's that's what the people deserve.
Bonex in the playoffs at dot. Patrick Mahomes.
Playoff best balls, meanwhile. Yeah, man, what is did that
ended up, is that going to launch?
It's got to be next week now. Right, I think it I think it's
likely next week. Yeah, I.
Hope so. I mean, it's going to be that
that Colts Chiefs game is going to be fascinating for playoff
best ball because if the Chiefs lose that they're like they've
they've got to be down like sub 20% to make playoffs.
If they lose that game and go to 5:00 and 6:00.
But if you win that game, then you're then you're one game back
of the charge. I mean, they're currently one
game back in the loss column to the Chargers.
They can even the tie break. And then it come down to like
conference record or whatever. And I have no idea who who would
win that, but yeah, yeah. All right.
Let's get out of here. Jacob, you're going to be
traveling it sounds like next week, but we'll see if we can
get you piped in. Maybe we can find a guest as
well for next week. Anything else from you guys?
No, that's all. I yeah, I might join you for
like 10 minutes from some random pub, but for the most part
count. Count me out.
Next week I'll be at be at Radiohead at the O2 on Saturday.
That's awesome doing whatever on Sunday.
That sounds awesome. I think Pat, I think what we
maybe what do you think? We should.
I was thinking. So will we have the show Sunday
then do the Wednesday night? Wednesday night Thanksgiving
show. Take off the the Sunday.
Take over the following Sunday, Yeah.
Yeah, we'll all be in. AI like that plan?
Of malaise, yes. Star Tours.
I'm not sure if you are familiar much with Radiohead, but not
that I'm against Molly, but I wouldn't really say that they're
a Molly type of band. Yeah, yeah, they're yeah, No,
I'd be more mushrooms if you're going to go.
Yeah, I. Don't.
Think I'm going with the I don't think I'm going.
With Molly to. Radiohead big plastic tree.
I bet you would have a good time.
Yeah. My brain is such mush that I
quickly read this as Rashid Shaheed and it says Radiohead
Suite. So that's where we're at and and
the point of the stream. I have a great time, Rashid
Shahid. Yeah, exactly.
You need Molly to enjoy Rashid Shahid this year.
That's what I tell Davis to his face if he was here.
All right, check out Stat chasing every Tuesday night,
8:00 PM Eastern. And then, yeah, we'll see you
guys next Sunday. And then, yeah, mark your
calendars for that ship giving spectacular.
We'll start to do some booking for that.
All right, Peace, guys. Have a good night.
Sweet. See you guys.
Later.