Good evening from Grand Island, NY where it is evening tonight.
ADP chasing touches down in the FFPC.
FFPC main event. I think that's what it's called.
Mike Choke with our heroes Pat Durain, Davis Maddock, Jacob
Sanderson, and perhaps our dog, our air pug Margot.
Sorry for the distraction. ADP chasing in prime time Monday
in the main event. ADP chasing is for When you
watch ship chasing, you go. These guys are just football
guys. I.
Have my 4% exposure blanket. 64 actually back in if it's Austin
a, it's. Here to our crystal ball.
Close your eyes, you know all your entries are going to.
Lose anyway. Yeah, that's fair.
You're not. Going to tell me all this way I
was here. It's anti cabal, it's anti the
best ball thought leader. I'm obviously lying to some
degree because like, I have a lot of both of these guys.
It's the most disgusting thing. You can make but man.
Here we go boys. Main event.
This is my third in three days. You guys might be ahead of me,
but this is very exciting. Yeah, this is my third fast.
Yeah, Mike, your, your audio input might be, might be off or
maybe it isn't or maybe you were just far.
Away here. I bought an Ethernet cord for
you and this happens. Really.
I think you might just be, you might just be a smidgen too far
away. So we are picking at the 1.3.
We know who we want to take. The question is, will Jacori
Krosky Merritt be gone? By the 3rd.
Pick well, it's famous. Nobody, nobody doesn't like you
man. You, you are a true champion of
streaming. It didn't, it didn't, it didn't
get here. I or I, I did the research on
the player. You know, he was this great
California hockey player in the 60s, Hal McCoy.
I'm really excited for it to show up, but it's not here.
So we we substituted for this is this is my favorite jersey to
draft in my AFC Championship patch.
Yeah, it's it's it's always the one that I wear on ship.
Chasing every single year has not brought us good luck yet.
But you never know. But I'm here now.
You never know. But you're here now.
What? What Islanders legender is on
that jersey? Michael Bossy RIP the greatest
goal scorer, One of the greatest goal scorers in hockey history
from Montreal. Died I think age 65 but a Hall
of Famer first 50 and 50 Wait. Jacob Rocket, Rashard, then
Bossy. Not sure we can talk hockey
later. Yeah, Mike Bossy ought to be one
of the most like, underrated, greatest ever tight players in
any sport. Like I've.
Really heard of Mike Bossy? Had a great.
All right, I love SHO, SHO doing excellent hosting work going,
you know, But, you know, let's talk.
We're here. We are live in the main event.
And then Jacob. Yeah.
Oh, actually shob. I'm going to take us back to
Mike Bossy real quick. Come on, you know you.
Lived on Long Island. On Long Island.
Does it count? Does Brooklyn count as Long
Island? You're asking me?
I don't think. It counts no 'cause when the
Islanders moved from the Nassau County Coliseum, the crappy
Brooklyn arena, it was like that was a big deal.
All right, anyway, or the the draft is paused for some reason,
it's paused in 55 seconds. Somebody's not.
Who has who has stuff to do? Like who's who's clicking and
who can add to the queue? I can do both of those things I
cause I've got it up because. You can also do those things
right? Correct.
I just have. It up.
I can also do those things, but I don't want to.
I'll add to the queue. I don't want to be.
I don't want to be clicking. Team 9 is not present, which is
the same team that on Saturday was also not present when we
started. It's a bit.
Does anyone have Barry's number? Barry Noyce?
Oh. Is that him come?
On No. I don't he last time we were in
Vegas, Barry showed up like 45 minutes late to a draft and he
was like hanging out at the pool and he's like, he picked up some
girl at the pool and was telling everybody about it and he's like
calling in. He honestly might have been
later than that. He's calling in his pics like
over like on speakerphone. It's just an incredible
legendary. You know, you know that's how I
know who you are, right? Is Barry.
From Barry. Yeah, we talked about this in
Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know who he was until I I knew Joe, right?
No, Yeah, this is all coming back.
And that that's sort of on your mind, but anyway.
Man. Well, we have a little extra
time to talk about what we should do at 3:00.
Yeah. I mean, or we could talk about
everybody's favorite Arcade Fire song.
No cars go. No cars go.
No cars go is incredible, I'll say that.
Yeah, the. Is there even is there even a
second one? No Cars Go is like no.
What's the perfect song? What's the one?
That's like, I would say, wake up.
Yeah, the the, the, the, the. That's wake up, that's.
That song's so good. They close with that live They
and they, they do like they'll bring out like they brought like
a New Orleans like drumline out and then they they like go from
the full set to that and then they walk through the crowd.
And then I I saw them outside of Barclays Center and they were
like they came out of Barclays Center or just on the street
doing it. That's awesome.
Is that on Long Island or? And not not, you know, I don't
think it counts I. Don't think it.
Counts no Arcade Fire rule they got.
I mean, they got a lot of good songs, Davis.
But I I'm with the one that Pat was just singing.
That's that's my Goge. That's my favorite, but the this
their album in the suburbs I've listened to just like I listened
to that, like on repeat in 2011. It was.
So no cars go is in a skateboarding video, like one of
the all time skateboarding videos in in a like truly like
wreck like it's the final video part of this guy who broke his
foot and got drop foot and could never skateboard again.
And so it's like, it's like like a masterpiece.
It's, it's like, it's truly incredible stuff.
So I I feel great about. That's awesome.
No cars go and arcade from Montreal QC.
Quas love we we love my Montreal.
There we go. Chase goes.
Well, there we go. Do we want Bowers or do we want
Gibbs? That's a question for you.
Last time on this show you said you had seven meet event teams
and seven. Bowers.
I well, we're now 7 for eight. I want Gibbs.
I vote Gibbs. I, I want Gibbs.
I, I don't have a Gibbs yet. I don't know if I'm going to get
another chance. I'd really love to get a Gibbs
chair. Patrick, I would also like to
get a Gibbs share and do not have Gibbs yet.
So there we go, the Gibbs. The Gibbs have.
It what would you want to do
show? Bowers.
But this is fine.
Gibbs. You guys have won a bunch of
these so. Pick picks on him, you and I,
you and I, just in our wow. McBride goes 4.
Why? Let's get your let's get your
guys season shoop in in our current best ball tournament,
one that you and I are doing together.
We have we got. We took Lamb in this spot,
didn't we? Or we picking?
I would think so. I would think so.
It wasn't Gibbs. Yeah, I can look.
I'll send out in Courier. Davis, you'd mentioned your love
of the Quebec qua, and I've been meaning to tell you look what
I've been reading recently. No chance, dude.
No chance. Why are, First off, why are you
reading that right now, 17 days before the beginning of the NFL
season, that feels that feels like a truly disastrous
decision? I was on a flight recently for
my buddy's bachelor party so I picked it up to read on the
flight. So I I started it and then I
have more flights so we went to Toronto for Oasis next week.
So that'll be an. Understand.
Did a bunch of did a bunch of people.
Me giving you official notice I won't be on ADP chasing next
week. Yeah, OK.
Good to know. A bunch of.
People. Well, we're not doing it.
Well, we don't have ADP chasing, correct?
We're doing this instead. That's right.
Did you get a bunch of dirty looks on the airplane?
No, but I, I, I make it such a point to not interact with
people on airplanes. I try to give off the vibe of
like me and these headphones and, and, and nobody else.
That's, that's how like I never engage in conversations where
people are like, what's your favorite thing that you're going
to do in LA? And then I just don't realize
that I'm in in LA until I actually land.
What was the book please? Infinite just.
It's like. Davis is Davis loves it, so I
thought he would really appreciate that I've.
I've it is fly. Around the world, you get
halfway through. Yeah, right.
Basically it took me I think. I think the the when I when I
read it for the first time, I think it took me legit like 3
months which is crazy. I barely started SO.
Long way well. First off, is there anything
like a first round taking? Yeah, you're just like, guys,
you're just it's like, dude, I had to be restrained from just
clicking Gibbs .6 seconds after it got there 'cause I was so
excited. This should be the easy part of
the draft. Right.
It's so funny, 'cause it's like you're, you're all excited for
the draft to kick off. Like, let's go and then just, oh
God. Oh God.
Gives it three no value. I don't have a dog named Murphy,
but I have a Margo nearby. Margo.
Murphy would Murphy would absolutely love to be invited to
the stream. Right now it's about 101° and
humid outside, so she would love to be in the basement.
Margo well, your thoughts? Do you think we reached on Gibbs
at 3, Margo you and are you? She's also Canadian and we we
both agree, yes. But you know, there's no there's
no bad pick there. No, no, there's no bad pick.
I will say Saquon Barkley, a year after having 2000 yards and
however many touchdowns he have going at pick nine, that's
certainly a what are you gonna do, stab me man who just got
stabbed, you know? What?
I I recently did by, but you still surprised Davis?
Not at all. But I I recently did my article
on the top six drafted running backs and I came to the
conclusion that I've been giving in too much.
No, I substantially. Lowered him in my rankings.
I fully I fully agree with you. Your your analysis which I read
and agreed with was absolutely spot on there.
Like everything that was true about Saquon Barkley's profile
last year, last year is just as true this season.
It's just we saw the 80th percentile outcome, so our
brains are unable to unpattern what just happened.
I I like where this is going. I think in two or three years
we're going to look back at the 2024 offseason.
And. We were right.
We were actually right. Well, I let's maybe not go that.
Far is that your true serum take?
We were actually right. We've.
Always been right and we're never wrong.
Give it a couple years, we'll get there.
I've listened to enough past dreams where I know if it's
going to be funny before he starts.
It's just there's going to be a line here.
It's a look in his eye. It's.
It is. It's a it's a look in his eye.
I can't even see him. And I know, I mean, two or three
years ahead, like this is going to be a joke.
Well, this is Brown or Mcconkey. Do we have a preference?
Well, they're. Jealous of the 8 hole Jesus
Christ. They're yeah, that's that's.
Seriously. Man, seriously.
Oh. My.
God, so there's actually, there's actually 2 fallers that
would get me to reconsider. One of them just went a chain.
Just. Went no a chain with the.
There's one. There's one particular large
man, Henry, that would be interesting.
There there is a large man that I think we would have a hard
time saying is a bad pick. He's he's definitely going to
the Trey McBride at 4 drafter. The the the Trey McBride at 4
drafter cannot say no to this man.
Henry Mcconkey Brown is my order.
Mcconkey over. Brown.
I'd be brown. I'm brown but I like don't feel.
I don't feel I. Wouldn't I?
Was going to say I don't care. But I don't feel confident
enough about it to outvote choke for a second straight pick.
So I'd be, I'd be. Happy.
That's true. I don't really care that.
Much can we agree not to care about the fact that people might
be watching, because who cares? Yeah, yeah, we just do our
thing. Yeah, we just, we just, we just
do our thing. I think we should be able to say
is if, if they are, if they are both there for us.
I do wonder if. If.
Henry. Goes much more of a chance to
come all the way. Back I don't think Vlad comes.
Back AJ, but yeah. All right, there we go.
We're up. Both of them are there.
A.J. Brown and Vlad Mcconkey are
there. Mcconkey for me.
I'm worried about Brown's knee. Wow.
All right, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine.
Send it. Yeah.
Why are we worried about AJ Brown's knee?
Yeah. What?
Crane, Why are we worried? Why?
Why am I supposed to be worried? Why am I?
Supposed to be worried about his knee, not me.
Cope's the. One worried we all wanted to do
Brown. I thought.
No, I thought. We all did.
I thought this was a bit on best ball breakfast this morning that
that people were like, aren't you worried?
And Pete then spent the remainder of his original draft
flooding every pick as like a protest.
Oh, OK. It was before I it was before I
joined. OK, OK.
A.J. Brown is great.
He's become somebody that everybody sort of knows is great
and feels safe with. But he's getting up there and
he's been off and on so far in camp.
And Mcconkey, I think, is not quite undeniable, but he's
younger. And if you like the idea that
team, then I would lean toward him, you know, to break ties.
That's all. Justin Herbert is now dating a
celebrity. How does that change how we feel
about him? Aren't they married?
They got married. Oh, no.
Oh, Justin Herbert. Oh, really bullish, Really
bullish. Who's he dating?
I so I don't know who this gal is, but because I'm 33 years
old, but Madison, Madison something I I do not know who
she is, but I saw people on X the everything app talking about
his unlimited riz. That's all I got on that.
Good. That's a Madison Breer.
That's. The key.
Don't know. All right.
We are up in 2 picks. I'm prepared to be.
I'm yeah, I'm prepared to be outvoted on this one.
Why are you going to try and get us to draft Kyron Williams
again? No, there is a better.
There's a better two better running backs available
actually. I I want, I want a running back
really badly. I'm just praying he makes it
here. I like 1.
I shop, shop agrees with you. I don't.
Know I don't know what the queue is but I have I have two running
backs. Fuck, that was mine.
That was that was mine too, but that.
Was also mine. Well, we have your Hampton now,
I guess. So can I pitch you guys on an
elite quarterback team? Yes.
No. Well, I mean, you can pitch the
other two. And you can pitch it.
But I'm a firm now. I don't want Mcconkey and
Hampton together. Oh, I didn't.
Even think about that, I don't. All right.
So what we we don't have, if we're not that, is there a
receiver that we could go for here?
The receivers suck here. Would.
You want to do Kyron here, would you?
Want to let's. Just do.
Let's just do Hampton. OK.
That's what I'd like to do. Yeah.
I mean, I guess we could do with Henderson, Josh Allen we could
do. Henderson for me.
Henderson, too. Don't tell me with a.
Good time. Honestly, I'm fine with
Henderson. I don't care.
I have no problem with. Henderson live a little.
Let's slap it up. Art, art, art.
Art. Art.
Art, my dog. Started barking upstairs hearing
that. Man does not get more slappy to
have than to have Trevion Henderson.
Right. Next to Jonathan Taylor.
Trevion Henderson Trevion Henderson could do anything,
maybe even come close to getting 75% of 1 of Kyron Williams's
seasons. I know because Stafford came
back to practice and I'm like Kyron's, you know, he's solid
here. I.
Really want. EW.
I I just don't, I just don't like drafting bad football
players. He's a He's good.
I would say you could go four or five receivers in a row here.
Those are my favorite teams to look at in the main is that go 8
or 9 rounds with all yellow and green.
I think we there's so many receivers coming up here that I
think you can get away with that.
Yeah, yeah. You know what?
Henderson at the three O 3 is so wild and fun.
Would you guys be like we got so we got so many like layers deep,
Would you guys have been open to Walker there at all or you all
like Henderson more? I I actually dead ass like
Henderson more. I like Henderson more.
All right, I mean, it's. Like, yeah, I mean, Henderson
probably. My preferred pick there would
have been Kyron or Lamar. Yeah.
I mean Kyron is a pretty good pick in the main event at three
O 3. Kyron, Kyron Kyron was the I.
Don't get the Kyron appeal at all.
Yes, you, Jacob. They rested.
They rested him and not the other guy like they.
And then they gave him and he's going to have the role.
I just like think he's not good. I'm not like worried about.
Him you do Jacob matter. You get it, You.
Did. Like why is he any different
than James Conner? James Conner's way better
football than he is. No, he's not.
He's on a. He's on a mile, dude by a.
Mile Kyron's been solid. No, Connor's at like the bottom
of every single metric. James Connor.
'S at the top. He's not he.
Leads in yards after Yeah he is James Connor's one of the best.
Yards after contact, missed tackles 4.
Skies in the league every. Year James Connor was awesome
two years ago, but he wasn't that great.
Last and last year. He's good.
Connor is also. Connor is 4 years older, also
five years. You do have that going against
you. 5051 of the next three quarterbacks makes it back.
I mean, it's in these drafts. I watch you guys every day.
Everybody wants to push quarterbacks when people are
watching. That's true.
I, I'm trying to pull up, I'm trying to pull up the, the
expected points from last year because I'm gonna, I just off
the top of my head, I'm gonna guess 50 more expected points
for Kyron. Daniels Maclaurin.
Happens if you want. Well then, then, Trevion
Anderson, you probably had about 300 more.
Did you guys see that awful tweet going around yesterday
that was like it it was something along the lines of
only one of these guys had a 25 minute game on the Houston
Texans last year and it was it was like Damien Pierce versus
that guy hasn't had a good. Two in two years, yeah.
His whole bit now is just like hating on anyone who might be
interesting and liking terrible players.
What's the you? Mean Pat or?
Come on. Come on.
Margo, what's the? What's the what's the expected
points to have on Rotoviz I? Think you want to go to the Stat
Explorer? Go to the Stat Explorer, the NFL
Player Explorer, and it's the easiest way to find it.
Kyron. 2020. Three, I don't.
Have a lot of expected points. James Conner.
Well, you 228, so a 3838 point gap.
And expect. Well, that's not what I said.
I didn't say you had more expected points.
He was second to the entire James Conner last year, 2024,
not 2023. Second to the entire NFL with
.29 missed tackles. 4th per 10th.
Yeah, he's good. Two years ago, Karen was fifth
and rush yards ever expected. Connor was third.
And then last year, Connor, the gap actually widened
considerably because Connor was good and Kyron was like, rated,
expected. So yeah, Connor's better.
He's a mile. Better point Kyron's 0.13 miss
tackles force for attempt was 37th.
He also was 2.09 yards after contact.
That's 41st of 47 qualifying running backs, right between
DeAndre Swift and Alexander Madison.
Yeah. I think he's like.
Remotely good. I I believe that the Rams will
give him a bunch of touches. Kyron is sleepwalking to 14 1/2
points per game. There's nothing you can do about
it. There's nothing I can do about
it. You just.
Got upset. That's fine.
I don't. I don't really care about 14 1/2
points per game in the third. Round dude, we are going to be
jazzed when Henderson gets 14 points for the first time.
Dude the 1st. Time that.
Has to be. That's going.
To be Can you imagine? Just look at looking around.
At your family. 'S Thanksgiving Like
Thanksgiving, it's a Blizzard outside.
Oh, we're in the consolation bowl.
They don't know we. Just improved to 3:00 and 8:00.
Nobody even cares about this. Why?
Yeah. Our, our Ron team was the four
and O team. This is going to be the O and
four. This is the O and Four team for
sure. Now we're back on our bullshit.
Yeah, is. She Canadian, by the way, Ron.
Ron No. New York.
He's from. Well, New Jersey I.
Thought he was. I, I just, I also want to give a
word of caution to everyone. I've seen this going around,
everyone betting the the JCM higher on the dog application
that's. The wrong thing to.
Do this this man has a shoulder injury and they just benched
their starting running backs. Maybe try and trade him.
I I would really encourage you guys to think two more seconds
before clicking. The higher higher button like.
Imagine. You more.
Imagine the idea of like, look, we've.
Decided. That we are going to for no
honestly, for no particular reason, just announce to the
world that we're moving on from our starting running back and as
our first action, we will load up our new starting running
back. The Yeah team touches in the
preseason? Probably not.
Seems unlikely. I thought there was a chance we
would get tat. Here we go, a small.
Chance, but I thought. I I did too.
The queue, The queue's getting murdered right now.
I would rather be jailed than draft Terry Mclaurin.
Honestly. Worthy.
Worthy going is just annoying too.
Where he going is annoying, yeah.
Yeah, especially because we and by we, I do.
Actually. Me and me and Pat voted against
him twice, so it'd be nice to give you back one this time.
Yeah, I still can't believe you voted for Camaro on that team.
Come. On come on, come on.
That was not the one I was referring to.
This is ADP chasing after all. We have to talk about Jameson
Williams here. Hey again again, do not end to
me with a good time we. Don't.
I'm fine. With it, look, you can't.
You don't. You can't have two guys on the
same team. That's how we didn't take Mary
in Hampton, right? I mean, I my Wi-Fi is a little
wonky, I think. I can't even.
Hear you was Jacob. But but Jamo Jamo only needs
Jamo only needs 22 touches per game to get there though.
Oh man. Williams and LaPorte and Six.
So I, I would just like to voice one thing, which is that after
taking the running back there and being behind it at, at wide
receiver, now I'm, I'm thinking we don't do the quarterback
here. No, I think I'm thinking we do.
I'm thinking we do. I think we should go receiver
man. I think we should go receiver.
At 4:10 if we get a chance that. Yeah, there's this guy that the
coaches. Seem to love.
That's fine. I don't care about him.
I who? Who are you guys wanting?
I would be. J Jamo or Pickens.
I want Pickens. God.
Way Daniels over these guys. There's no wrong answer here.
Daniels is fine. You'll get one of the receivers
back. You could you, you, you won't
get Daniels back. You're the deciding.
We could do Daniels and play for receiver.
If yes, coming away with Daniels and receiver here feels good.
If if I don't feel that strongly about it. 7 receivers in the
same tier, We'll get one of them in five and.
We're going to get more all. Right, Davis, OK, but the pick
is in all. Right there.
Yeah, you felt I. Just I, I just watched it.
I just peered into our future 4 wide receivers.
We won't go and Terry Mclaurin is sitting there for us and
great, we have Terry. Mclaurin that's fine because
there is well, I like Pickens, but I any chance that I have to
not have Jameson Williams on this team, I just get happier
and happier. I'm trying to prolong the the
suffering. I mean, Pickens I think would
have been a really strong pick, but getting, I mean, you know,
we could always, we could always get DJ.
Moore here. I mean, oh God.
Wow, got him. Can't imagine a worse existence.
Waddle or Hunter? You get the ball in my hands,
I'm going to be a problem. I mean, I got, I mean, I got
Daniels. If you guys want to take shitty
JMO, we can take him. That's fine.
Buddy. Should we consider Terry here if
he I. Mean Terry I definitely I would
rather I mean my pick would be Waddle, but no one likes him
except. For Terry, stacked with with
Daniels. All right, can I let me toss
out, Let me toss out one more options since we have decided to
go full slaptosis on this one. OK, the number two overall pick
in the 2025 NFL. Draft obviously get my support
on that. Good.
Yeah, I'm I'm good with Hunter. I'm good.
How? How much of AI?
Guess what I'm trying to weigh is how much of A reach is this
on Hunter? Like is there any chance he's
available at the next? Pick none of the None of the
guys we're discussing are coming back.
It would be Williams for the Lions, Waddle or Hunter.
I'd be William. Hunter.
I got James Wattle. One, then Hunter, then like I
don't know if seven other guys, then Williams. 531 point system
do. I have a I'm trying to.
I'm trying to see if I have a I'm trying to see if I have a
coin. 531 point system. Who do you like show?
I like Williams, Waddle, Hunter. Right here I'm I'm going to flip
I I have AI have a debit card next to me.
I'm going to flip it. If it lands on the face, we're
taking hunter. If it lands on the tail, we are
taking J MO landed on the tail. That's how you win the main
event. I didn't, I didn't I, I, I did
not have a coin. My bad.
Should should stay should stay stacked.
That's called real time RNG. There, there, there is a time.
What? The hell Pat wants me to swear
once and not to say slurp. That's please there.
There is a set. There is a 7% chance.
Oh God, we have this guy on the staff team too.
Fuck, that's two main events dead.
Here's the drum beat, brother. My my truth serum take was that
Jamo's going to get there and and there's nothing I can do.
About it. So Jamo Jamo was involved in my
truth serum as well. True.
Yeah, Truth, truth term was that Jameson Williams is definitely
under priced and I'm right to say that, but but he's going to
hit so it doesn't matter. Pat, like you used to have
principles, man. You used to believe in
something. Jamie, I can't.
I can't like I. He has a career, I have 18.
This isn't the reality. It should be like a seventh
round pick like this is like nonsense.
What is the difference between a seventh round pick and a fifth
round pick really? Guys that can get a 25% target
share. Jameson Williams could could get
a 25% target share. Actually he hasn't never done
that Like like 2. He's never done it literally.
Two years ago, Literally 2 years ago, Jill and Waddle out of two.
Points he's he's never done it before 40. 7% targets per route
run like he's in such a completely different class as a
player. He's never done that.
I think. I honestly think Waddle just
happened to play with Mike McDaniel.
That's that's it. He's just, he's just Jameson
Williams. Can play with Mike McDaniel,
yes. That's it.
He's the same talent level. If you put these guys on the
same team, Waddle would alpha him so far off of the field it
wouldn't even be funny. Jalen model has never alphaed
anything for one minute and his God.
What was Waddell's Target store run last year?
I bet it was like equal to Jalen fucking Williams is like.
Waddell got alphaed by the Pittsburgh Steelers fullback
dude. The funny thing about both these
guys is that they're both such not alphas.
Waddell was never an alpha in college.
Is immediately like the second, like the little sidekick to
Terry Kill. Like he actually earns volume.
It's a contest offense. He wasn't Alfing anyone.
And then Jameson Williams has got a transfer.
He's got a transfer just to get target.
I'm sorry Waddell's 27% targets for our own is worse because he
played with Tyree Kell to surprise.
Yeah, it is worse, less impressive.
It's actually embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing you. Just Jacob, I want you to take
your own advice that you just tweeted about, about JCM today,
about just listening to the drum beat and not being stubborn.
I'm not. I'm not you noting that James
Civilian is a starting wide receiver for the Detroit Lions.
A starting wide receive that no. Lion.
Jesus Christ, dude. What would you like to bet?
This year, points for.
Points per game Points per game. Wall versus Jameson.
Name your price. I'll do that for 50.
All right, that's too. Long it's a good side bet.
Sounds good. It's a good side bet.
Here's the thing about that being too low.
I've done this for long enough that you start saying that and
then added no more. You have like 27 of these wagers
lined up with various people and the end of the year becomes like
a real sweat. Well, you start, you start
agreeing to go on ship chasing and then all of a sudden you
have two main event shares of Jameson Williams.
And then the end of the year is a real sweat.
Just like that. All right, you make the
playoffs. This is it's in my notes
application. Do you want to?
McMillan, McMillan, you're
incorrect. It is not about the $50.
It's about the pride. I'll happily wait six months for
pride the $50. You guys almost had a bet last
week. Yeah, on Marvin Mims's yards for
Outrun. That's.
Right. Oh, that I that, that clearly,
by the way, that I would clearly, clearly win at this
stage. I mean, it's looking like that's
looking like a knockout by K or a win by KO.
That's true. It's the word Week 9, right?
Submission. Win by submission.
Shit, Golden win, that was that. That was the plan.
Rice Hunter Golden in the 6th. That was that's three straight
blind seal picks right there. Yeah, yeah.
Well, is guy name names? Yeah, sure.
What's Laporta? At this point?
Do we care about a Detroit stack with Daniels already locked in?
I I don't think that there's a world where all three of those I
I don't see how unless Almond Raw St.
Brown gets hurt is the only world in which I think we are
happy to have Gibbs one O 3, JMO 5O3 and Laporta 6. 10 Laporta's
gone, Laporta went. Oh, he's gone.
Fine. Good.
Doesn't matter. Good.
There's one running back. That they would have been.
Lovely. That I would argue for here.
Other than that, it's all wide receivers.
Yeah. I well, what about the tight
ends? We're not interested in hack at
all. I would Week 17 I'll.
Feed that into that. Not OK.
I'm not AI mean it's like the worst idea I've ever heard.
Yes, Andrew Jamieson got the exact same drum beat last year
and then turned in 1000 yards and 9 touchdowns.
Yeah, he went. He he literally like doubled his
PPR points from one season. To the no he like tripled.
He like, tripled. Yeah, like.
Is he the only is he the only player?
How we grade them is how they did relative to their prior year
stats. Like he's a fourth year player.
Why is it like? I mean the idea.
But he's like, oh, we're the same thing.
He's a fake. Four year player.
Four year. This guy.
Sorry, I saw the number one that
counts years. Objection.
Objection.
Sustained, like it's like an impossible battle to win because
like I'm trying to come up with facts and logic and everybody
else is like the training camp. It's just.
Yeah, you're not going to win. It's.
Supposed to be on the on 24/7. Pure bare knuckle fashion.
I'm not looking but I have two guys I like here.
I like the same two guys that you like.
You. You think so?
You think so. I.
Can't see the queue so I have no idea who you guys are talking
about. I'm.
Not looking either. I have.
I have two guys I really like. I don't know if they're the same
guys. Mine are O Doomsay and Warren.
Oh, those were not my guys. I had, I had Warren in the
queue, yeah. I I would be a lava and Piersol.
Piersol is mine. Piersol.
Piersol is mine. Pat.
Might be a. Aspiration fuck.
All right, that sucks a lot. If, if this is our last chance
to take any reasonable running back, I'll just say Pollard,
but. But we already have. 2 running
backs I I just. Yeah, we're good running back.
I think we go Ulabe. If you OK, so if we want to be
bored, what about digs or which could be Myers?
Ulabe what? Ulabe I'm that's that ulabe.
'S fine, we can't take Shaheed now, but.
Then Warren. Wait, which?
Which Warren Just. Started to go.
Tyler Warren, OK. You're not that excited.
I'm I'm really worried about our receivers because I we only have
two through 6 plus this Jameson Williams.
Guy I love you're only counting 2 counting.
Two. How dare you?
That's offensive. That's so good.
You've never seen him in one of your dress, right?
You've never who? Who is this?
I I have, I have, I have 1% shame Assembly of the slot
underdog. That's my capitulation.
Well, welcome to 2%. We got.
Your dollars, your oh I have. I have like enough for a whole
BBM portfolio between these mains.
I would be like if we were going to do a tight end.
I still don't think Tyler Warren would be my top tight end
though. I think he would have been like
4th. Now he'd be third.
I prefer Andrews I. Prefer Andrews Probably.
I prefer and I prefer. Loveland, but I'm less convinced
of that. Damn, I was gonna, I was gonna
float Pollard. Again.
Yeah, Pollard was your. Guy, I'm not against Pollard.
We took him the one with Ron. Yeah.
But I just. Don't and the and the team with
Ron is not bad. It's not but.
He was our. He was a fine.
Too on the team with with Ron. It's just not what we need.
We need. Receiver.
No. No, we need, I think.
Any tight end or receiver is fine here.
But I actually would. I would be fine with Diggs at
this point. Yep.
You like him more than Jennings. I think I do now, yeah.
I I Jenning's. Missing all of camp.
It's just like, what's going on? They don't have, they don't have
a, they don't have a, they don't have a choice, dude.
OK. But we are, we are betting on
Daniels, right? Like.
Daniel, what about what? About every week.
Starter all. Right, Diggs goes.
Thoughts on Debo? I would do debo.
Yeah, I would. I would do.
Debo sure I would do Debo I. Mean I think the I think the B
Rob stuff is pretty bullish for his rushing usage.
That's a good point. This will probably be our only
share. I'm also I'd also be fine with
Andrews I'd I would be Debo 1, Andrews 2.
Personal so I'm done I think we. Should prioritize wide receiver
if we can so. OK, let's do it.
So I had this I've had this come to Jesus moment with Debo a
couple times and then like strayed away from his light and
then came back again over the like the last three weeks.
It's like if this guy really did just have a hardcore case of
like pneumococcal pneumonia last year and he shows up and he name
a more horizontal player than Debo Samuel and name a more
horizontal last coach than Cliff Kingsbury.
It's it is it's it's it's the perfect it's you know what it
is. Debo Samuel is the Charizard of
Rondelle Moores, who took in the second round of the the to the
2021 NFL Draft. Like it it we could be looking
at like a crazy touch season from from Debo.
I don't like Debo, but I don't like this team.
So I'm just like, you know what, Maybe I'm wrong.
And then to see who's going to rule.
We gave you Trayvion Henderson at the 3.3 we.
Did we gave Jacob? Trayvion Henderson.
We did. I was there.
I didn't want. I was here.
I wanted to ask. Him I think what it is, is that
you know, Debo's Debo and you know Kyle Shanahan is is the
Charizard and Cliff Kingsbury is just the Charmeleon of of Kyle
Shanahan. Of Kyle Shanahan's.
But Jane Daniels is the. Is the Charizard.
Of the same Pokémon as. He he's the he's the MU 2.
He's that. He's the legendary Pokémon of
Nick Shanney quarterbacks. And then what's the least
powerful Pokémon cuz that's Trey Lance so that's magic cart from.
Magic Cart. Did you see that dot to to KLS
on the preseason? Man?
Trey Lance is back. What's magic?
Carpet? Yeah.
Like I would, I would, I would trade both Daniel Jones and
Anthony Richardson and I'd probably throw in 1/5 for Trey
Lance right now. Yep, Trey Lance.
Trey Lance should be. I buy a jersey.
Yeah, he should be the New Orleans Saints starting
quarterback. Well, yeah, but so should we.
Thank God for that non Canadian. One should we?
Thank God for that non Canadian Ron Stewart.
He's like all all this slaps. What the fuck are you guys
talking about? I mean just like he he just
finally someone else said it. Finally.
Someone else he didn't get any of our bits like, well, what
I'll take the one of his whole life out of What the hell are
you? Talking about that was.
Good. Do you guys, do you guys see KLS
playing with Herbert, by the way?
I did. I did. 29 yard reception.
Yeah, trusted him on the sideline.
Quinton Johnson never made that catch in his life.
He's attempted it. You know, honestly.
He's attempted it. If I just pretend, if I just
pretended that I'm you guys and I see Jameson Williams with the
like, I take the red pill, I take the Jamo pill and I decide
that he's good, I think this team kind of slaps.
Yep. Yeah, dude.
Yeah, yeah. Yep.
Why not do that? I mean it.
Scares me that it scares me that Pat is in on him because Pat is
like, like Davis. No offense, but like you, you've
been known to love vibes in your life.
That's no, no, no offense not. Like Pat is like kind of a mix
where like, you know, he's not like a he's not a boring person,
but like he's, he tries to be rooted in like the data and the
logic of the numbers. And like, the fact that you're
getting in on Jameson both angers me, but makes me like
very concerned that I'm on the wrong side of history.
For me, like when I, I did the breakout profile stuff and just
looking at like, you know, his path to, to being like a a
league winning type of guy is that he gets installed as more
of a primary option in the passing game 'cause his first re
target stuff wasn't that great. Last year was a 14%.
But what the the guys who like bolted up, they all had at least
13%. And so he he compared to like
guys like Pierce all and some of the other dudes like that.
We're down in the like 10. You know, it's not that big a
leap. He's he's sort of established
the base that you're looking for.
And then sometimes you see these guys just get like a big jump in
their role in the offense. And he's not going to be the
number one Amin Raw will be, but he can take a little bit more
out of La Porta and he can consolidate some of the outside
targets and he can jump up to like 1617%.
And then if he earns targets on top of that, he's got like a 22%
targets per outrun. And he's super explosive after
the catch. He's getting deep shots.
He's getting more yak because they're using him like on some
shower stuff over the middle stuff.
He's more of like a, you know, a first read.
He's he's, you know, a core part of their offense that I'm like,
this is all pretty plausible. And then if you just look at the
what the drum beat is, so much of it is coming from Morton, the
new OC who's like, I'm looking at what Ben Johnson did and how
I tweak it and make it better. And he's saying Gibbs and
Jameson is how I tweak it and make it better.
So I'm hearing what the path is. The path is they make him more
of a priority and they're saying they're going to make him more
of a priority. And then the camp that he's
having, everyone's like, this dude is, is different out there.
He looks awesome. You know, he's overpriced, like
we're paying for something he's never even come close to doing.
But I don't know man, I. Well, that so that that is not.
True. That is so that right there is
not true. You're paying for something he's
done, but you're paying for a level of efficiency that is not
sustainable. He will have to.
He will naturally decrease in efficiency and has to make a.
This is Frick man. But even this, even this Davis,
like when you take a guy at at like the end of the fourth or
the early 5th, like you're not hoping that he turns in what
Jameson Williams did last year, You're you're you're betting on
his upside to go from there. So, well, really, if you feel
like man, we're it's an expensive price for his, for his
track record. You need a, You need a lot of.
You need a lot of touchdowns is like that.
It's he cuz the volume it has a hard ceiling.
But like. Just due to the offense.
He scored 70 touchdowns last. That's that's just what breaks
my brain about it is like they have they have Amanra who rocks,
they have Laporta who's really good and is probably already
under targeted relative to his talent.
I agree that in a vacuum, Jamo is probably under targeted
relative to his talent. I think there's way more
potential for Gibbs receiving role to increase with a Payton
tree coordinator. And I think his talent level has
been really under targeted in this offense.
And so I'm like, I I see more guys around him that have been
underutilized, including him than guys who have been over
utilized. Like I don't see a bunch of riff
raff to go consolidate in this offense.
And then I also don't really like the offense can't be better
than last year. They scored 70 touchdowns, like
the best possible cases. They're as good as they were.
Last, no. They can throw more than last
year, though they can throw more because they've got well, one,
they have a new offensive coordinator, so that that
creates upside for for more volume.
And we know that they played a win.
So if they take a step back in terms of how dominant they are,
that's for sure they will throw more.
Like I, I trust Dan Campbell. There he is.
He is not ideological like Arthur Smith.
He he plays to win games. If they fall behind, they'll
throw God. That hurt.
No, We have a lifeline. We have a lifeline.
I don't like that lifeline as much as I just did him.
I just did him on my team that I did last night, so I can't say
all. Right.
Yeah, we got to. We got to take the cheese out
here. And craft.
Have two, all right. Do you, do you guys see?
Do you guys see another alternative?
I mean, the alternative is we just crank it.
The alternative is we just crank it.
We crank it later. I did this yesterday.
We kept waiting and waiting. We ended up with Hunter Henry
and Mason Taylor. That's fine with me.
That is not that's. I'll, I'll just, I'll say my, I
don't know if I want to say my vote because I don't think I'm
going to win. So I'd rather wait.
Who is it burden? Because I would do burden here.
No. We can get him coming around.
It's Bill. I would do Bill Ho, too.
Yeah. You want to do Bill?
I, I, I want to do Bill here. Cho.
Sure. Well, I'm only a bill round 8.
Let's go. Let's fucking go.
Wow. What are we actually staying
here? This team rocks.
I don't know what I've been saying before.
This team rules. Round 80 Margo suck.
Dog's going crazy because we're making.
And he loves bills and he loves. I took JC on in a $20 DraftKings
draft in the 10th round like right before this and people
were like. What the hell, man?
Whose idea? Who started?
This I'd actually I'd actually want another rookie running back
at this pick. No, no, come on, we we flew to.
Fuck, I'd be. Orson get one, get one just get
one just. Get I'd be burden.
I'd be Caleb or Burden is fine. I yeah, I think burden.
Caleb would Caleb would be my vote, but I'm OK with burden.
You guys work it out? I did this.
Yesterday, I think, Caleb. Johnson the 9th is pretty sweet.
I have burden just ahead in in my ranks.
I think it's OK, you know? Ferguson.
Ferguson or Blood Water is OK. Too.
I'd be OK. With that, I'd do burden.
Burden, the new great blocker. God damn it, he's getting on the
field like in two weeks, OK? I.
Mean I want, I want a burden for.
Zacchaeus has the slot roll, and that's bad.
That's bad because like Zacchaeus is going to eat in the
slot. Like Zacchaeus is the most
placeholder. Of placeholders, you don't have
to convince me on it. It's more, it's more the like,
it's tough to take an 11th round pick and the 9th, but like we
just took a 15th. Round pick, not for.
Me. All right, Hang.
Hang, hang this hang this in the in the in the Slappy Hall of
Fame. I this won't be out slap ever.
No one will ever out slap this, yeah.
Jayden. Here's here's how slappy this
is. We took Luther burden at nine O
3 and we didn't do the slappy seal cuz it's kind of like cuz.
It's that was an adult pick on this team.
Yeah, that was that. Ties the room to.
That stabilizes the room. By the way, there is a game
tonight, Cincinnati, Washington are playing tonight so we can
watch our boy in like 20 minutes.
No, we can't. He was wrestling with the
starters, they started. To say he would not.
Even play, excuse me, we will not be.
We're watching him on the sideline with like A2 gun.
Yes, that's what we're hoping for.
That's what we're hoping for. Jaden Daniels.
Yeah, I would. I'll.
Totally defend Bill at the NBA. Like Brian Robinson has been
going at the 7-8 turn all year and he is the most like
replacement level cardboard cut out running back in the world.
And now we have a new guy who's just going to be in the Brian
Robinson role. But he could be anything, even
someone good. So like, why?
Why would we not be drafting him higher than we were ever
drafting Brian Robinson? There's a term, I believe it's
called preaching to the choir. All I was going to say is I paid
$2000 for this. Not really.
You know, there's people in this draft that are like, look at
these idiots. The sun is setting in front of
me. Is Pete still coming on late
because he's going to have a condition?
Not anymore, no. He just messaged me.
He's he's actually busy now. So you know what?
He just got busy. I I actually have a a couple
thoughts. Took a look at the team and he
got busy. Now, one thing we know in
seasonal fantasy football is that risers never rise enough.
There's many, many cases of this, right?
You have like some of the like Arian Foster, Alfred Morris,
like a lot of like a lot of these running backs.
And it became very clear that there was a huge pathway for
them, but they didn't rise enough because of market gear,
right? There are also many such cases
of Darwin Thompson 2019. Justice Hill ended up being a
seventh round pick. I I literally don't even
remember who he was backing up that year.
Mark Ingram and this is, this is that.
But if they'd said, actually, we're cutting Mark Ingram.
We're cutting or we're trading Mark Ingram.
Yeah. Except in his lone season
playing organized high level FBS football, Corey Krosky Merritt
recorded 7 receptions, but other than that.
How about Chris Thompson? Oh, Chris Thompson got up there.
Yeah, Chris Thompson got up. There I I think it's important
like think about Jacory Cross Kamara like compared to some of
the guys going behind like Jayden Blue.
You know, Caleb Johnson like he's going to it looks like he's
their starter out of the gate. That's why you shot Brian
Robinson. You're not, you're not just
like, oh, let's see if anyone wants anything from Brian
Robinson. Like you're, you're, you've
decided this, this guy's starting.
He's ready. Let's see if we can get anything
back for Robinson because we don't even need him anymore.
And then you look at like the team we desperately need a week
1 starter. You know, we we only have one
running back here, Trayvion Henderson.
Yeah. There was.
Right. This is this is the issue you.
Grab the team that has a backup running back in the third and
then has a. Got to reach.
Target in the 5th you have to solve these problems.
Chris says there's a moment of pure joy on Bat and Jacob's face
with Shove with his hands on his head and worry if it needs to go
on the slappy loom. Don't worry.
This is the most we were actually right all along team
that's ever been drafted like. Should this show if?
Past theory is that if past theories that we never should
have stopped slapping. Should this show be on here?
We are on, you know, most weeks. I know, maybe.
It should be, yeah. I don't know, this might not
this might not be getting our best effort.
I'm having a great time. I think we're.
Crushing Davis is almost asleep. ADP chasing is for when you
watch ship chasing and you go these guys are just football
guys, these are football. Guys Man, Harold Fan and Junior
in the 14th round. Is going to hit like.
Absolutely. Don't don't say it yet.
I was kind of thinking about him in the 10th.
Oh, Shahid goes too, yeah. No.
No, we got, we got Shaheed the other night, 11 Shaheed main
event is responsible Ron, responsible Ron.
I think this is running back ertz.
Ertz Ertz is a ertz is a very good pick on this team.
There's a there's another tight end I like slightly more than
him. I.
Think we need one more receiver at some point.
I guess it doesn't happen, but it kind of.
Is there anyone left? I can't see the queue.
So is there any useful wide receiver left or are we firmly
in like the Darnell Mooney era? I think Mooney might even.
Oh no, Mooney's there, cup down. No, I see one.
Yeah, I see one. Yeah, I see two actually that
are kind of interesting. There there's there's a couple
guys ah, tooten goes that would have really tooten.
Tooten would have been really rough tooten.
Would have been a together situation.
I wouldn't say it'd be a team fit, but it would be a team fit
depending on how you. Two things like that extra year
Jerry Rice played for the Seahawks.
So it's like, all right, no one's ever passing these
records. You know you can't ever out slap
us if we got tooten on this thing.
Yeah, what is Bigsby for week? One Can I float the most
unslappy thing imaginable? Sure.
Like thoughts on Cooper cuff? Yeah, Cuff, what does?
What does? Bigsby for Week 1.
Don't I think? I think a tight end with a pulse
going tight end here is probably the priority for me.
Is it OK? Is Hunter Henry like that,
different than Jatavian Sanders? No, there's a better tight end.
Hertz. No, there's a, there's a four.
And. O4.
Strange like. Whatever.
Oh, you're right actually ertz is better on this.
Team. Four and O.
Yeah, Mike is right. Aw, man, I.
Feel like I'm on a ski lift by my picture here.
Yeah, I mean like ertz is fine, I guess.
Ertz strange, strange is the the young guy.
I, I would just be like straight, like four straight at
the end of the draft. But if you guys want to do ertz
or Henry or or Crane, I'm with any of the.
Three, I think ertz stacked with Daniels is is pretty good.
We need the tight end, yeah. That's fair enough.
Week 1. Giants we definitely, we
definitely have a Week 1 starting tight end now.
Oh. Oh, hey, buddy.
Oh my God. Look, I know everybody's.
Reacting hard to Pete, but can you guys check the private chat
that I put a somewhat meaningful question it's.
Finally, a real. I, I think it's Jacob.
I think that guy's like very whatever for this bill.
I would do it if I would do it if the other guys wanted to.
I. Would do it.
That'd be my fault, and I also can't wait to get Pete's
reaction to the 8-9. Turn.
You guys have been slapping pretty hard I see.
Well, it's our money. Oh bad, put the kid to bed and I
come back to this slapster piece here.
It's like a community. You just walk in, everything's
on fire. But.
Which are the left wing and which are the right wing picks
that's. It's nice that Davis gave us
back an Alave pick after forcing Shaheed on us the other.
Night, God damn it. OK, we so we can't even take, we
can't even take the right wing pick.
All right, we're up. Strange is in the queue.
Dare I say Keenan Allen? EW.
I'd be. I would do.
Strange this is.
Show. Two.
There are two. Picks on these goofy tight ends.
What's the point? Well, strange could be a kind of
a breakout. It is.
It is tight end. Premium third year guy.
Robinson see what happens. I don't mind that he he's going
to be starting running back on the Texans in like a week.
Who that's? What I would do, Brian.
Brian Robinson, D Rob, Yeah, OK. Sorry.
Brian Robinson. He's going to start somewhere.
Junior. I don't know.
I will he. Guys, can we please take a tight
end? Let's take strange man.
He just. Did a tight end OK.
I just I don't get I don't get the point of having two of these
bums like if no you want. Because Strange might not be a
bum man. Strange, strange.
Legitimately might not be a bum. Strange is the young guy who
just got a job. Can I read?
Can I read Jacob a tweet from the great Evan Silva from 12
hours ago? It might actually resonate with
him. Drafted a $2200 buy in team on
FFPC with Levitan and Leonie. We recorded it and put it on
YouTube. And then this is the part I want
Jacob to pay attention to. Keep in mind this is tight end
premium scoring. Tight ends get 1.5.
Points. That's just.
Wasn't sure if you do that. I am aware, I just I just
maintained that like once you have foregone the good tight
ends I don't think you want to give the the room back the
reward of wasting outside picks by drafting bad tight ends like
I. Would like a different.
Waiting until like what's the difference?
1516 and just take them. So I, I generally, I generally
agree with you and I think that is like a key reason to take
Corey Croskey Merritt over Tucker Kraft or to take Olave
over Hawkinson or whatever. I, I generally agree.
But when my alternative is you guys saying Brian Robinson
junior, I think I'm fine to take the title.
The guy who's about to get traded because he just got
passed by a rookie. But that's good.
I don't think it is good. I think he's he could go back
up. Nobody's trained.
I mean he definitely put their. Back up he.
Definitely could get back up, but I think he's like a pretty
teammate. There's a pretty good chance
that he's going to be getting 200 carries for the Bears,
Saxons or Cowboys this year. If if that happens I'll be happy
to come back and say I was wrong and I'm sorry.
I think about. This, I mean, look at look at
Peter, the one thing he kept telling us was Monday night, I
could never two weeks ago on ADP chasing like, oh, is Pete going
to join us or are we going to join him?
And last week it's, you know, maybe I'm just going to stay
away here at round 9. He's in the room.
I mean I.
Had to remind Jacob with the. Settings.
No, I told you what I was going to do.
I said I was going to put my 2 1/2 year old to bed and then I
was going to help these guys land the plane in the FL You.
Were you were going to come back and see some other 2 1/2 year
olds drafting fans this plane? Is me flying to Vegas but
actually going to Los Angeles and.
You've got to turn it around. I did have a moment where I was
like, I could just go and do the sauna right now and pretend like
this is not happening. I said I'm going to sit down at
my desk. We.
Love it. Hard hat on.
We love it so much. Did you watch the rehearsal
before trying to land this plane?
I did. I did.
Oh man, Bengals Bengals early down grinder for Brian Robinson,
the new the new Zach Moss. I had not pondered that one.
However, that requires that requires the the Bengals front
office guys to figure out any kind of cat machination.
So they're out. They're done.
They're playing each other in 5 minutes, by the way.
They are, They are. So he could just do the jersey
swap. All right.
I haven't recapped the team for the audio listeners.
Gibbs, Vlad, Trevion, Henderson. We didn't get.
How sloppy that was. We we didn't get fined a pick.
We just took Trevion Henderson in the third round, Jayden
Daniels, Sorry Williams, Chris Allabe, Debo Samuel, Bill
Krosky, Merritt, Luther Burden, Zach Hertz and Bretton Strange.
My favorite part of this team is that we've like rotated being
the slappy, so it's never been the same person.
Like it's like, that's right. Shope was the third round Slappy
for Trevion. Then it was, well, I think all
you guys for Jameson. I'm doing the JCM stuff, Pat's
doing burden stuff. Like every round of this pick
has been one person being like Arfing and the and someone else.
Looking terrified. I think that's the Athens of
the. Show.
That's the. Essence of this proof, really
it's. Just sort of my legacy in the
space is asking you what slap he meant.
And then my wife, I went for a walk and these guys didn't show
up. The next week we brought it back
up and then we had a whole. There was a short, there was a
whole, you know. Yeah, man, what a question that
that one episode, the episode. Was almost.
Cancelled the episode we almost cancelled where I had to scroll
those stream with for about 10 minutes with Pete ignoring his
lovely parents. The in laws.
My in laws show it was first of all was my parents.
I would I would abandoned my in laws in a heartbeat to come.
I that that still is what that is one of the funniest things
like Jacob pretended like you 2 just couldn't have a
conversation or you couldn't talk about.
So if you're like. Fuck, I hopped in a draft.
Look his show. Left look is his Internet cut so
it was just me. Welcome to the screen in the
first draft. Because it was literally just
me. And I was, it's like, what
would, what would Davis Maddock do?
Like I'm apparently solo. Screaming.
At 7:30 on a Tuesday morning, Like I guess I got off of the
draft. Can I please introduce you guys
to my first time lover? My Ethernet cord?
Here it is, the first time ever. Once that's big, this is it.
That's big. I will actually.
I will actually take the aforementioned commander's
running back. Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, can I, could I float somebody?
Yes. OK.
Please. Marvin Mims.
Say less, say less. Yeah, make that seal down there.
Canadian Seal feels some pain. Turn the.
Screws what? Franklin's already gone.
Jesus Christ. He's a.
Starter, brother. I I would What happened to you?
It's all right, we're back to. Flip then we're done for Robins
credit card. Again, I'm done for Robins I.
Mean like Ray Davis and Gorendo are also.
Fighting this Ray Davis out, I was going to float too.
He was the baby. We're doing we're Mims or
Robinson. Robinson I.
Don't even know what I want last.
I guess Robinson's what I'm. Hoping then you get Mims next.
Unless you want Franklin. And I don't really care, I
think. I think they're both fine.
Yeah. Dude, dude, we just locked up
the commander's backfield, bro. Whoopi.
I said team. Team one needs wide receivers,
but team 2 needs running back so I don't know which one was.
I don't. I don't think team 1 is a Marvin
Mims team. I think team 1 is a Romeo Dobbs
team. No he's he's he's in the chat so
I'd be surprised if he was a Dobbs guy unless he has Leonie
Etr ranks up. Oh yeah, he took he, he.
Started Chase Higgins actually. OK, so he does have.
Man, Austin Eckler is a real fly in the ointment for this team.
It's gonna be even funnier when Chris Rodriguez is the fly in
the ointment. Adam, Adam Sharer.
Oh, he does go Mims. Oh.
Man dude that sucks I'm so sad. Adam has been tweeting about
Chris Rodriguez non-stop for the last six hours.
He's like personally offended by the the the Bill Krosky.
Marin who? Adam Sharer or Adam Levitan?
Yeah, I'm sure. Adam, Adam sure it's it's been,
it's been nonstop for the last 8 hours.
He hates JCM just, well, that was my entire queue going there
with Ray Guerrendo and Mims. What's the least bad wide
receiver available? Least.
Bad wide receiver depend. Dante Thornton.
Yeah, I was going to say, depending on your perspective,
for me, it'd be Hollywood. For you guys, it would probably
be Trey Harris. It's.
Probably Kyle Williams for me. That's pretty.
Bad too. I'm more I'm more of a Kyle
Williams guy. Think of those unpleasant names.
Yeah, I'd be Kyle Williams there.
What about running backs? What are where are we at on
running backs? Running backs we could do like
the Texans guys. I was going to say, I was going
to say this team, this team might need Nicholas Chubb.
I mean, I mean, what about like, what about like Hunter Henry?
It's the same as. The guys we already.
Hunter Henry's fine too. Hunter Henry's fine, I think
we're. Chubb.
We're book, we're bookmarking a tight end spot.
Plenum huttum. OK, no, I like, I like Chubb
here. Well, we got two chances to
detect. I'm starting running back the
big job so. Henry seems nice.
Henry's the ADP value there. Well I will, I will note that I
was proven, I was proven correct and not wanting herbs and
strange because Henry is the exact same pick 3 rounds later.
Yeah, like we have multiple cracks at having a 111 point
projection in week 1 and running back too.
It's not going to be Henderson, but it might be JCM might.
Be Brian Robinson. And it might be.
This is fine not to steal, crack rocks, Thunder a week ahead or
two weeks ahead, but you know this is fine.
You want to be able, you want to pick guys that you can cut in
the first 2-3 weeks. We got those.
Yeah.
I mean, right, just quarterback 2 at some point, we're not
burdened by that. We.
Or we. We might not have the roster
spot for for a quarterback too. I I feel like the progression of
ship chasing main event teams this year is there.
It's just drafting the same team over and over, but just one
round earlier each subsequent. Oh no, that is exactly what
we've done. That's fair.
That. Is.
Fair. Steph is looking at this team
like a Doctor Who's trying to do triage on like 6 dying patients
at once. And Steph is just like, there's
no chance I'm not even gonna do kicker waivers on this team.
That patient is. Does that patient coded on the
table already? This, this is Week 2.
She's like, I'm put, I put in $330 for Isaiah Davis.
Oh. Yeah, a lot of slurping of the
top. Burrito.
I think every. I think every.
We made the rename this team Top Burrito Fire.
Or spell it backwards, Oppenheimer if you if you don't
look directly at it, if you spelled top Reno backwards, it
comes out. Oppenheimer, we could call.
Him a Rep top. I I think if you would have told
me an hour ago that we took B, Rob and Chubb at the 1213 turn,
I think I would have been like dude, probably sick team.
We probably just needed to shore up running back too.
Well, we did need to show up running back too, but we also
are fairly weak at receiver and tight end.
But Heather, we are gonna win quarterback.
Probably. I don't think like anything says
like if you wanted to put in a time capsule for the aliens.
Like what does August 18th, 2025 represent?
It's a screenshot of Bill in round 8 and Brian Robinson in
round 12. Like that is August 18th.
Yeah. It's not unlikely actually.
Really sucks. I should have brought him up
before that. Would have been a good late
season outside that for the tight end room.
OK, OK. Honestly, Brian Robinson junior
in the 12th round is is an overreaction.
Like really it is. Well, he's Schrodinger's B Rob.
He's Schrodinger's B Rob. Like.
Either he gets caught and he goes to a team where he's
basically just what we thought he was on the Commanders, right?
Or he is like, or he's like on the Dolphins and he's like a
round 14 pick or something. Yeah.
You guys are ignoring that Harold Fannon almost called him
Luther Fannon, which is my grandfather's name.
Went in the 13th round. We got outslapped.
That. Kills us on this team getting.
Getting getting outslapped. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's not bury the lead. Your grandfather's name is a
mash up of Luther Burden and Harold Fannon.
That's. Right, that's what convinced me
to get Chopo on the show. I was.
Like, oh, I thought that was all it took.
You're actually related to a Luther fannon.
Good face, good name, all it takes.
Yeah, that rocks. That's incredible.
Luther Fannin, my grandfather, age 92, living in Orlando.
Wow. That's a wow some that that does
rock. Luther, I know you or your
grandfather's still alive. I know.
It's amazing. Just like the Duck clip, the
Fannins will outlast us all. Well, now that we've taken B Rob
as our handcuff to JCM, when do we start thinking about Alama de
Zacchaeus? It's.
A good it's a good point this team took Herald fan and
Analyzer Royal together. Or or or or.
I don't know. Is the royal even slappy?
I don't even know. Right wing, he's slight.
Wing, He's right. Wing Slappy?
Yeah, you're right. What about Horton?
Yeah, he's from your centrist. I I think we might need to start
airing on the side of some adults.
Well, Hunter Henry is still available for the moment.
Yep. Hunter Henry is still available.
He would he would probably be our our top here.
Dare I say like Josh Palmer? I mean, I think you're
directionally accurate. You could disagree on the source
of the adulthoods, like you could change the babysitting
agency, but I think that is probably the.
Right. I don't think, yeah, I'd rather
take a crap like I'd rather go Thornton, who's like got the
Josh Palmer role, but might be. Thornton.
Thornton is the most roster clogging ass.
Yeah, just no chance. You don't.
We don't know that he he immediately got a starting job.
This message sponsored by the Jack Besh Super PAC.
Seriously. Take Trey Tucker.
That's just for America. I just I.
I just told Silva that we took JCM at 94th overall in the main
event. I'm I'm awaiting his response.
I don't know if you're going to get one, you're just the
texture. Is he though?
Green. If I promise to say his name on
the radio tomorrow, he'll respond.
I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him.
We're going to you live for a reaction.
I. Actually have a lot of Lee.
Wide receivers, I like, we're going to get this room locked
in. Sprint to the pan, Hunter,
Henry. We got to do Hunter Henry,
right? We're getting the handouts.
Yeah, Yeah. I've never been more vindicated
on my takes about our 10th of the 11th.
But this is no ranking it. This is apparently.
It looks like no, but I'm I'm saying like we that could have
been our tight end one is Hunter Henry and we'd be.
It's OK position. We are in currently.
It's OK because what's the? Difference What's the difference
between the last 25 tight ends, or receivers rather, and the
ones we're going to get? AD Mitchell, Brian and to me.
Big difference. No, it's not.
Yeah, I kind of wish we. Had I think.
I think Cooper Koff is like a massive difference to like 80.
Cooper Koff. Is 1012 OK ERTZ?
Right, right. But I'm saying like I didn't,
right? If we didn't take ertz if we
took Cooper Koff, we're pretty good right now.
Well, we wanted Washington. It's a team game, right?
Fair enough. I don't.
You guys don't think you can account for Hunter Henry going
after Elijah Arroyo. That's the one thing I don't
think you can reliably bank. Also my grandfather.
I mean, that's very controversial. 20 spots after
fannin. Now you guys want to know
something sick about 94th overall JCM. 20 spots that might
end up being a closing line value.
Oh will he? He's going to be going in the
6th. I did BBM before I got on the
stream. He went in the fifth round.
Seriously. Yeah, that's why because I
specifically the tweet that you guys retweeted from the ship
chasing count was me taking a photo of fifth round JCM into
BBM and saying now that's too far.
And then I quote tweeted that with our pic and said that's.
Not too far. That's amazing.
You love you got to love with the line is blurred between
chasing steam or star method and it's like I'm actually not sure.
Dang, I was. Gonna I was.
I was gonna say, well, I so let me say we could actually save
Steph some heartbreak on this team and just take a good
kicker. I would say Goff.
Why don't Why? Wouldn't Why?
What's the point of Goff? We have Jane.
If we're cranking in gear, I don't know.
Would we be open to Mason Taylor?
Think he's he's healthy. 4 is a bit much I.
Think, I don't think so. We we're looking for for guys we
can flex, we're looking for. Break, Steph is.
Like Ollie Gordon? Can I?
Can I make a case for Ollie Gordon?
Sure. Yeah, sold.
He he looks like a better than feeling right.
D Chan's got to hurt calf really pretty OK player.
Who wants me to anymore? Can I is?
This the guy we drafted at the 20th round on Thursday?
Yeah, I, I, yeah. I'd probably Dante Thornton is
like, dude, just want a starting job in camp that's fucking
impressive. But.
I guess. Dante Dante Thornton is like for
a while. Like I'll put on my balls hoodie
if we do it. We just don't know how good he
is. Like he he did have some good
yards per outrun. He's fast, he's big.
He won a starting job in camp. Like, all right, I'm flipping
I'm. Flipping.
Can I just say that you're going to like the running backs later
more than your heads, the wide receivers?
Heads. Heads is Thornton.
I like, I would rather have like
a like a human more than Dante Thornton, straight up.
Thornton won. All right.
Some credit cards making these picks now is.
That is that, oh, that's like the third pick the credit cards
made. Yeah, the credit card is really
responsible for most of this draft.
So the credit card is the real seal is what I'm looking.
If there were six of us, we could decide, but only five of
us we have to flip for. It Robert, we just took Robert
Meacham, so I hope that works that well for us.
Deborah. Deborah Henderson.
Lee Evans. I don't know we we could be
Daenerys Moore, could be Alan Hearns.
I just, I just wanted on the record, the credit card did not
land on my pick that time. I was Ollie Gordon.
That time the credit card did not land on my pick.
Govals. I'll put my.
Like Roscoe, Parrish is a good
pick. Right here is.
Is that, is that like the yeah, peerless price?
That's what I was going for. Roscoe Parrish.
Up. Is that like early Lee Evans?
Is that like 1980s Lee Evans? No Osco Parish. 2009 second
round pick. The Bills didn't have a first
round pick. They picked Roscoe Parish and
they showed up at the press conference and showed up maybe
2005, I don't know. JP Lostman was their first round
pick because he'd been traded for the year before.
It was embarrassing. Chris asking why I don't open a
Google tab and type flip a coin doesn't understand the concept
of the show. There's a comment in here that
said, yeah, this team doesn't need chaperones, it needs SEAL
Team 6. This team is good.
I mean, I will certainly say it's got a lot of players that I
like in theory. Conceptually, this team is like
really interesting. That was a real.
Long pause. For sure, I've said a human or
and clearly, clearly somebody thought that was.
Don't walk into everybody. Don't.
Don't know who we're actually. Taking on this team like I'm
dead serious. We're we're just the Jalen Lane
team. I'm.
Not even going to dignify that with a response.
We've. Just we've made.
The bet that Washington's going to be the best team in the
league and Terry Mclaurin is getting traded or holding out,
so we may as well just compound that bet.
You know, we've got every every other commander.
Like we don't need 19 commanders players.
We should have just taken break. We we should have just taken
Brandon Aubrey and and save Steph.
Like literally like a cumulative like 47 minutes throughout the
course of the season. He's not gone.
He. He.
Nobody's taking the picture yet. They're all watching.
Is nobody like I know I floated him in 15 and now that he went
like is am I the only one that's really excited about Ayumanor?
I think he's going to. Like the wider I think I've
taken him, I think I've taken him 700 times the drafts
literally just today. Right, like I just every 18th
round, I'm just peppering him in.
Yeah. Him and him.
And him and Tesla. What about at this point?
I just love that Isaiah Bond. How many targets are there on
the Detroit Lions? Like if you guys are all in on
Jamo, how can you also be finding targets for Tesla?
You know how earlier you said I'm just kind of a vibes based
type of guy? Not.
My job to figure out the targets, buddy.
That's for the pencil pushers on level 4.
We don't do that in my department.
That's so good. And.
The pencil pushers are not on this tonight.
That's for. Sure Davis doesn't watch
Severance What's the room RMD What's the room in Severance
The. Macro data refinement MDR.
MDR macro data refinement Davis up there with like the.
Whole macro seal resuscitation. MSR.
A humanor? Actually, isn't that how you say
it? A Humanor.
Humanor I. Think it's a humanor?
I've never been clear on how to say it.
A human or sounds like a race in a in Tolkien, it does Oh, we're.
Going to run on kickers. Well, he's no Chigozie MO Conquo
for me, but he's close. That's how you say it, brother.
Albert Fuebenum is long deceased and you know, Pat and Pete were
talking about him recently, like how to say these things.
It's sort of how I fit into this world.
Hey, Alberto is still technically on an NFL roster, I
believe. Indy.
Yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, not for long.
He's got about a week left on the Indianapolis Colts.
All right, what do we want to do here?
Ollie's still there, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm into that. P Ryan I.
Love Ollie. Samaj P Ryan goes.
Giddens is still on the board. Giddens is still on the board.
Not Giddens. Yep.
Hunter is still on the board. If we are taking guys who are
getting cut, is Brashard Smith still available?
He's maybe, but he's 4th. David, we're gonna feel about B
Rob playing every 3rd and nine for the Kansas City Chiefs.
It's possible. Are we Ollie over Giddens?
I do like Giddens. I'm fine with either.
Feels like Ollie has a much greater chance.
Personally. Ollie could get some stand alone
I'm I'm Ollie show. Same.
Let's do Ollie. We're we are literally, we are
literally talking about the greatest player in college
football 18 months ago. Yeah, also David Brashard Smith
went in 14 O 2. 1411 So we're not the only slaps.
This is proof why a pick like Jacory Cross Croskey Merit at
8:10 and you know, look at me being able to pronounce names is
is fine because what's the difference here?
How many running backs have been picked in the last 9 rounds 50.
Yeah, and they're all the same. They're mostly the Charbonnet
has a clear upside, Scataboo Algier with contingent upside,
but really like what's the difference?
So take that shot. Get your guys.
All right. Who would it be here?
These are the wide receivers wide.
Receiver. Yeah.
I mean, I love Coker. Did we take him on the Coker?
I literally can't remember, Did we take him on the last one?
We did instead of fanning. Yeah, man, let's get him.
Definitely. Let's get him again.
I'm actually didn't stick with me.
I'm good with Coker. I'm good with.
I think he's a good bet. KLS.
No, I'd be Coker. Too, but I like Coker more.
Tyrell Fabers, anyone? This.
Aw man the point where Davis whips out a double sided KLS
credit card? How did that happen?
Davis is the If the credit card has KLS's picture on it, you
can't you can't use it. I wonder if I could I?
Was going to say. I wonder if I could.
I wonder if I could get a custom KLS credit card printed up.
I would love please call the chargers, you know media
department and request that and get that would be content.
Shavers Shavers, By the way, Barry Clutch hit the hit the
higher last night for the pick em on Mike White's only
completion of the second. Who?
Who was the Broncos receiver? Davis.
I mean, feel free to tap your buzzers.
Who was the Broncos receiver? Hamilton, who scored a touchdown
in Week 17, and my producer at the time, Sneaky Joe, went and
got a cameo from him for like Sneaky Joe $0.03.
You have a producer named Sneaky Joe.
I used to but he got promoted. Bad Dog.
It's sneaky. Joe's producing and.
Your. Grandfather's name is Harold
Fannon. What?
The fuck he got from? There's a lot you don't know.
He got promoted. Hamilton did a cameo for him for
like 5 bucks. Congratulations on winning your
fantasy league on my touchdown against the Raiders.
Corner of the end zone. Bet it up and it still
resonates. People are still talking about
it. That is it.
Is there any stories about Sneaky Joe?
That was 1. That was going to say that was a
pretty. Sneaky stories.
How is why is he sneaky Joe? Sneaky Mad Dog.
I gave him the nickname because when I met him, he was telling
me about indirectly some fantasy football gambit he was trying to
pull off where he was playing on a Monday night and the guy
against him had somebody wanted to trade for somebody else to
beat the guy in the Monday night.
Like, oh, that's pretty sneaky. And you know, he's made a, he's
made a living off of it. Sneaky Joe, All right.
Crane, you're you're on the ones and twos, right?
You have the ability to play clips.
I need just when we take the kicker, I just need you to be
able to play the kicker chasing. Oh wow.
Yeah, that's why I'm here, Ben. Alton Buffalo by.
The way we got one more non kicker defense pick, right?
Yeah, I'm thinking we're a little light at running back,
wide receiver in tight end, so. Really.
What's the opposite of having a luxury pick?
Like if we don't get this pick, we're not going to win the
league. So like, we should really, we
really got to walk in. Are.
There any take a peeks we can do?
Anyone feeling Phil dead? Ass.
Thick. Would be Juju Smith Schuster if
you're if you're actually being serious, but I won't even take a
peek. Herbert's a free look.
Herbert's a free KLS is a free KLS is a free look.
Rocket Sanders. God damn it.
KLS take a peek. KLS take a.
Peek. Let's do.
It let's. Let's let's go over the slap
producer. How do we not have a KLS clip?
We. Do we do?
Do we have any here? You have one.
No, we keep that on Davis Maddox Channel.
We should. We gotta get that over here.
It is a it is a pretty good clip.
Royals is a free look too if. If yeah, but that's a free look
at an 8% route rate. Yeah, well, I guess so is KLS
Kareem hunting Jalen? Lane we could do the Jalen lane
move. Jalen Lane, now we're talking.
Royals went why? Don't we do a what?
About what about Jalen Knoll? Oh, he just went.
He's gone. What about Besh?
Yeah. Besh come on dude, free look.
He's pretty dead. Who's that Eagles guy that was
here? Before, I think he's still fine.
John Mitchell. For a couple weeks, that's the
only problem. Matching.
That Eagles guy that. No, Meshe's not allowed to make
the team. But if we just took.
But if we just took Jake Elliott Turpin about.
Later Turpin. We could do that.
I. I am green goblin masking key
Andre Lambert Smith right now just.
Fine, just. Do it.
Just do it. Just do it.
You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.
Oh, that felt good. Honestly letting Davis get his
rocks off in the 18th feels a lot better than when he did it
in the 8th with Dontavian Wicks last.
Year. No.
Check the tape. Check the tape.
Gretch was just as excited as I was.
He was. Gretch was fist pumping just as
hard. I'll go next.
All right. Yeah.
All right. One of you guys.
Cardinals D. Cardinals or San Francisco?
Who does San Francisco play Week 1?
Seattle, but. That's not.
Bad. Easiest schedule of all time.
They do have these, the Cardinals first, the Cardinals
initial stretch. It's pretty unbelievable.
Like 4. Of their first.
Five games, I'll pull up their schedule.
Yeah. Yeah, like it's not even just
like week one against Shock Rattlers, obviously incredible.
But even you get past that, it's home to the Panthers, which is
at least average. Then 49ers is not great, but
then it's like Darnold, then they get Titans, then they get
Colts. It's like you can.
You can actually. Just keep down.
It is. It is.
It's insanely good, yeah. Also one second Rams start
Houston, Tennessee. That's not bad.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good too, yeah.
We'll probably like be able to get card and no one's going to
play them against the 49ers so. So here's here's something about
defenses on this team. We're not going to have any fab
money to spend on kickers and defenses.
There goes the Cardinals. Because Arizona.
Yeah. Why?
Because. It's all.
Going to be dedicated to. Help position players.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Because we drafted the back half of this team with an eye on who
we can cut. I think you guys brilliantly set
the table for how Houston secretly hates Nick Chubb.
And now, like, he's, oh, he's clearly their Week 1 starter and
you know, he's not dead, so, you know.
What's our what's our, what's our defense?
Click here. Rams are a pretty good one I
think, right? Show up.
Are there any good? Rams are good.
Steelers Jets Elliott I like Jake Elliott free look.
Elliott Well, it doesn't. Isn't that the thing The Eagles
kicker always sucks because they don't kick?
Yeah, but it's. Free look.
Isn't isn't Dicker better or did he go?
He he's long gone. The only free luck is Elliott.
But we don't have to do him. We could do like Boswell or we
could do Fairbairn. What about?
What about Bates? What about Bates?
Well, they they gamble too much. OK, if they're kicking field
goals, we're losing. Fair Baron is great.
The Texans are the Texans you. Know what the?
Law of kicking a field goal, they go Ryan.
Nobody kicks a field goal like the Miko Ryan's.
These people are locked in in this room.
I mean, we're arguing about kickers there.
There is a. There is a he.
Could be down, he could be down four with three minutes left and
it's 4th and two with the opposing 20 and he's sending out
Fair Baron to set up another kick when they get the ball
back. These people might say they
don't like this team, but listen to them.
Right now, it's Ron. Mika Ryan.
It's a beautiful night. They're arguing about kickers.
There is a clip, but you know, whatever, we're still talking.
About I'm not gonna. Arguing about.
His media consumption? His favorite show?
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It's everything you've come to love and know.
The time is now for kicker chasing.
Let's get some fucking kickers. That rules.
Debo just got a big gain on a jet sweep, by the way.
I'm all the way back in on this team.
Sold. Less good, let's go.
Rodriguez just had a 40 yard run, so maybe we should have
added him. No, guys, Bill has a shoulder
injury. He's not.
He's not playing I. Know, I know.
So we're fine. Great night.
Yeah. You know I'm.
Kidding. It's not, it's not gonna, it's
not gonna win the league, but we did have more fun than anyone
else in the. Draft it is going to win the.
League, This is a team. I think it's going to win the
league this. Is the team that's going to get
the four seed and you are not. This is not the team anyone
wants to see coming into the playoffs.
This is a team that's not going to look that weird by by
September, like teams that are drafted in Vegas are going to
like have guys way ahead of where we took these dudes.
It's fine. So you want me to delete my
message in the FFPC chat that says can you roll back 19 picks?
No, I think we're cool with Lad Mcconkey.
In a second wait, Ricky Person was picked in this No he.
Was not, was there, was there an AJB versus LAD debate?
Yeah. Yeah.
OK. Which then which?
Which is also how we ended up with Trevion Henderson because
we didn't want Ladd and Hampton. So really, if we would have just
took an A.J. Brown and then taken Hampton,
probably would have just been a normal team.
Pretty good team. Yeah, all your entries are going
to lose anyway. So I love, I love.
This is the one Evo. That's fun.
Jayden and Debo if you had comments.
Pete, Pete, it's Jayden, Debo, Bill and ertz.
Oh, trust me, I, I and. Unfortunately, B Rob who's not
getting traded so both those pics are just a right you.
Don't have to close to me. Not that we missed out on Jaylen
Lane. I I think we'll regret.
That and Brian Robinson. You guys are so claustic and
cynical here. Do you need me to run it?
Is Stephanie going to run the waivers on these?
Is that what happens or because I'll do it if you guys are?
Just Stephen. No, Steph's locked in.
Yeah, the the way. The way it works, who it's your,
it's completely up to you how much participation you want to
have in your team's waivers. And so if you want to be
involved, Steph will work closely with you.
If you want to be hands off, Steph will run the show all.
Right. Well, she's been in town all the
time, so I can talk to her, run anywhere at the coffee shop.
OK, well that makes it easy. Oh, Jamie Daniels, 14 yard
rushing touchdown, 7.4 points for the good guys.
Game over. Go.
How many points is 4? 10 anymore.
How many points does how many points does Bill get for
watching Chris Rodriguez RIP off a 40 yard run?
Here. OK, here's I have a serious take
to defend this team. We we seriously contemplated
Alan and Lamar at the three three and that would have been
reasonable. I think Jane Daniels is going to
outscore both of those guys anyways.
So we had just taken, if we had just taken quarterback at 33 and
Trayvon at 4:10. Nobody's saying anything about
that. That's totally normal, right?
And then Jacory, Krasky, Mira is just awesome and he should have
been a sixth round pick and he's going to be next week.
I I guarantee you when we are doing this draft with Crack
Rock, Bill's not making it to 94.
No change, Bill. Bill's the sixth round pick in
Vegas. Also.
What a call. Yesterday, if we'd if we'd taken
Brian Robinson in the 8th and to Corey Croskey, Mayor in the
12th, no one blinks an eye. Everyone would have been like,
everyone would have been like, dude, smart, smart, lock it up.
Are we saucing our own team here?
But in reverse, like here's Jake, they can't see.
The boarding team all night. Finally, everybody's sort of
getting to know this team and liking.
You know what? Let me, let me actually let me
actually do this this. I'm a fan.
I've always been a fan. This will be the team that Chat
is most wrong about throughout the entire course of the season.
This will be the team that that the people in the beautiful ship
chasing chat room are are most. They hated every pick.
Literally every pick. They hated Gibbs over Bowers,
they hated Ladd over A.J. Brown, They hated Henderson.
They wanted us to take. Are we on the clock, Daniels?
Do we have a pick in here? Yes we have Rams team defense
they hated. They literally hated every pick
Debo I think they were in I think Debo I think Debo they
were in on every other pick they hated.
I I think we will prove to be vindicated.
I I think this team goes 8 and 4, gets in wild card points,
wins the league championship, finishes 21st in the FFPC main
event. No.
I, I am so relieved that you guys went went Gibbs.
I just like the the amount of weight we would be putting on
Brockbauer's shoulders for our entire portfolio.
Yeah, yeah. It's too much, even for his
broad shoulders. 100%. Well, you get.
Preseason snaps. Therapy.
Yeah, we. Should.
Get some bite. Error here at the end guys.
We did the classic Jaccard tree error though, which is at the
earlier part of the decision tree.
When you do the weird thing, you never revert back to the normal
decision tree. You just keep reverting off in
the narrow and narrower parts of the Jaccard tree, which is a
problem. I mean, there's all of our
favorites are on on this team to a varying degree.
Like we, we each have favorite. Fans Team.
Separate. Yeah, not all of our favorites,
but really sad. They're our favorites of all of
ours on this team. All right, let's check our let's
check our week 1 match up projection.
We are projected to lose by 6 points to Jarko.
Fantasy football. Well, we have Henderson.
We're starting. Bill, we're starting Bill over
Henderson Week 1. We're starting Bill.
We're starting Bill over Henderson.
That's not with Samuel and Jane Daniels.
Honestly, dude, this guy's starting Travis Etn.
Like, I think we're good. I think in Jacoby Myers.
Yeah, that's a I float. We're good guys.
I floated Jacoby Myers at one point.
They're gonna be good. This seems good.
I'm a fan. Congrats on that one.
We we just got to. That our ticker and defense are
anti correlated in week 1. So this is the guy who took
McBride over Bowers and Hertz over Daniels, right?
Yeah, and he still projected to beat us pretty easily.
That's impressive. You know.
I think for the when we're doing the ship cast, it'll be pretty
easy. Well, never mind, actually.
No, no, you, you're good. We're we'll be announcing that
soon, but the ship cast is back. Davis and and Jacob will be
joining us. We just haven't announced the
little twist yet to the ship. Well, that was what I was about
to blow. That's why it's.
OK, OK. You're going to.
Blow this now. Now would we like this team
better had Jameson Williams lost the coin flip and we had Travis
Hunter? No, yeah.
Beauty's in Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
I didn't. I didn't actually want Hunter
though. I wanted.
Waddle. You were never, you were never
getting Waddle over Hunter or J MO.
I like Waddle. I'm going to have to do I've
I've I've realized that I'm going to have to do a solo main
event if I ever want Jill and. Waddle, that's where I'm at.
I mean, I'm in. I would be in on Jill and Waddle
if those two players were off the board.
I'm going to have to think hard on Jameson because it seems so
clear that like his price was such that I would never get him
so I'd have to root against him. But now like I have two of my 5
main event, I have 40% exposure to Jameson Williams.
I kind of. So I'm I'm.
Slow down. Williams Bull And I just maybe
I'll see him with a new set of eyes and I'm going to come up
the other side seeing the vision.
How are you going to start drafting him?
More I think he's a better main event pick because like to me
the case is like he's his role's different than last year, you
know, and if you get that, like he's just he's actually a really
easy starter. He's not just a better in best
ball type of guy, you know, And then so I don't have that much
in best ball still, but I'm happy to have the main event
shares because I think if he hits, he'll hit in a like a
consistent way, more consistent way than people are thinking.
We got him. Try.
Watching football. You got 800 bucks at J MO right
here. That's right.
Were you guys, were you guys sweating?
Pure Sol? Igbuka golden.
Was that alave? Yes.
Thick. Yes.
That one that was a. Well that was a the tear got
wiped. A loud expletive.
For some of us, like me and Davis, really wanted pure Sol.
I don't think Pat wanted any part of pure Sol though.
I didn't. That's just in a JMO team.
It's like it feels like one of those guys.
Like are we in the universe where both those dudes just like
we, we just anoint them correctly?
Like feels? Thin Pat.
What about the synergy though of having two shot demons on the
same team with Pearsall and B Rob?
You can't. Wow.
That in your model. I didn't know and I also hadn't
yet accounted for that we were going to take.
B Rob, That's true. You gotta you gotta do the draft
front to back to front. I wanted warned.
Seems like yeah, as as much as I'm not thrilled about like some
of the specific guys like a jam, whatever.
Like zooming out from my micro takes, I think not having
Hunter, not having pure Sol like because we basically only have 4
wide receivers and then it's just bats.
Like in terms of four week 1 bats, sure.
So at least with Jamo and Alave and Debo, there's no question
about like their Week 1 role, like they're playing, they're
startable. What you get is what you get.
So I think, I think the team cohesively makes a lot of sense.
Everyone just has sticker shock because we set the men on JCM.
It'll be his freaking regular. Just everyone just zoom out on
the chart. Bro he prefers BCM.
Sorry, BCBCM kind of has a ring to it, frankly.
Shades of James Robinson. Yes, exactly.
Yeah. Exactly.
I think we should call him Dollar Dollar Bill.
That was the the title of my stream today.
I like it. Nice.
I crane. I like it.
I do. It's it's pretty good.
OK. Do you want to you want to know
the title of the The Fantasy Life newsletter Tomorrow while
we're sharing our bill puns? Yeah.
Why, why? Why you should pick up the bill.
Oh, nice. Pretty good.
That's good. How about the bill of right
swing, Slappy Can we? Finally give Can Pete finally
get the credit he's long asked for with the big beautiful Bill
line? It was pretty good.
Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's about.
Time PFT commenter came in and got my sloppy sinkets today.
People were tagging me and. You begged him.
I begged him.
I said stop your game brother. Can you please get into this
idea? Because it's sitting here, I'm
waiting for you. I'm I'm even mentioning you.
Yeah, and I should also mention I'm actually leaving ship
chasing. Pardon my take because.
Thank. You, yeah.
It's a big dash, it's. Really huge.
Dude me a big fat let's do it bro.
What's happening to my fat bro? Here should we recap the team
for the audio listeners? I'm gonna guess.
Theoretically. This is the theme.
I think this is necessary because after this draft
everyone is audio listeners because.
They're all wise. He had that Glenn in his
eyeshop, Glenn think. You know.
When he's got something. Funny, Pete said.
Spotify is spiking and that's me as a as a consumer of you guys,
that's always Spotify. Wow.
All right. I'm an Apple.
I'm an Apple Music guy, bro. I There you go.
Krosky merits in with Josh Johnson.
We just took, we just took JCM and.
I thought you said he was out there.
You don't know in a preseason game because everybody.
Doesn't have to he. Did say that.
His shoulder he. Didn't say he was out, I said he
has a shoulder injury. Oh, you did.
I think you did all right anyway.
Better, better, better talk Chris Rodriguez.
No. Zoom Zoom the.
Fuck out. How far out?
Jameer Get Lambaconkey, Travion Henderson, Jane Daniels, Jamison
Williams, Crystal Lobby. Who goes Angels, Corey Cross,
Merritt, Luther Bryan, Zach Hertz, Bretton Strange, Brian
Robinson. Then I can't see anymore.
I'm still, I'm still not all that worried to be honest.
Like I don't think. They're actually going to start
Chris Rodriguez all year. They they had the opportunity.
They're going. To just touchdown.
Just scored. Nick Chubb, Hunter Henry, Dante
Thornton, OH. 27 Yummy. Fairburn Bill he just got 27
years ago. Oh God.
Bill's going. How high is Bill gonna go?
Oh my God. I love it.
It's like pretty bearish that he's even in this game, but then
he rips off a long touchdown and then he goes.
Up and now we're so back. Just announced a new What is
this from NASA Bill won. Drafts.
Sorry this I got to see this touchdown Ron.
Dude, this that's kind of bearish for Brian Robinson if
it's not just like Bill, like if it does he just not have any
juice right now. They're just like we're we're
out on this dude I. Mean, I think we've known he's,
we've known he's juiced since he came out of Alabama.
Yeah, he's he's never had but. If you don't have any juice
right now, that implies that at some point he had juice.
Well, he didn't have juice to be a starting running back for a
couple years. Like, is he?
Is he? I guess what I'm asking is, are
they going to cut Brian Robinson?
Like, yes, they're just straight up.
Cutting that all day. He's not even.
He's not even at the stadium. OK, hasn't.
But I mean, no one's trading for this guy like he's just, he
might as well be a free agent. The report was they mutually
agreed for him not to play today, I assume because of the
trade. Stuff.
Yeah, mutually is tough for him. Like.
Yeah, he's in on it. And you know, we drafted him in
the 12th, so. I mean, he's definitely going to
get moved for like 1/6 or 1/7 or he's getting caught I think is
what's happening. He's not going to be.
He's not on this team. Yeah.
You get people. He's on args.
Easy graphic here. This is the here's the team.
Did you did you just recap at show?
Is that is that I? Tried.
Yeah, I got most of it. I think I got most of it.
I wish I could tell you guys it was a really impressive
touchdown. He just ran through a wide open
hole right into the end zone for 27 yards.
But that'll work. I'll.
Take it 6 points. CLV are the are the points we're
banking there I. Don't know man, he looks pretty
freaking spry on this run. Well, yes, he had to like his
story leading into the draft, like he had the wrong jersey on
or else he would have played as a as a senior or whatever that,
you know, his final year in college football.
That's a great leg up for him. Nice.
All right, no, this is, this is a good run.
He beats the He beats the safety to the corner.
Yeah. Yeah.
Brian Robinson, junior, does not.
Oh, Brian. Robinson There's no way Brian
Robinson's housing that. Yeah, this, this is a good run.
The the steam on bill, I just cannot it even fathom what's
going to happen tomorrow. Are you doing I was going to say
are you doing a marathon best ball breakfast because you
better get you better get ready for the 5-6 turn to get a little
spicy. That's.
What? Someone.
Jumped in one I got I. Got he goes before Mcflorin by
the end of the week. Oh easy dude, I'm on the clock.
I'm on the clock in so many slows.
This is about to be so good. Me too, man.
Oh, I'm loving it. Is Chris Rodriguez draftable?
That's the real question. I think yes, I kind of think he
is. Well, I'm about to test that
theory. You know it's a great feeling
name searching for the guy and realizing you already took him.
The round dude so good and you get pissed.
You're like. God, yeah, you're like, dude, we
got one year. Who killed Isaac Tessel in the
16th? Oh, it was me.
It was. Me.
I think that was Bannon, Corey crossing Merritt.
If we're being real though, right?
Like they already know what Ekler was.
He has his Ekler role. So I don't think the B Rob
stuffs like it's not like they were like we've seen Ekler in a
whole new light. We're cutting B Rob.
That's that's. Not it.
Definitely not. So yeah, it's like it's
obviously mostly JCM driven, but they probably also like Chris
Rodriguez and they don't like Brian Robinson.
They also gave they also gave Mick weapon like 95 touches last
year. Yeah.
So in the end, he did join us, right?
He joined us. It's true.
OK, I'm I'm on the clock at
Potter. One O. 2 Potter, Is that too
early? Pick one O 2.
No, I'm smashing. We just took him at 94, Davis.
He's talking, he's talking BBF, right?
What are you? Doing shit.
That was an that was an eliminator.
I didn't. Know baby, check your
eliminator. Ass kicked.
Baby dot one O 2 in the most weak one format on the entire
site. Puppy 3 is.
Fun. Oh, puppy 3 is fine, yeah.
Yeah. Three, I would take him in the
third. OK.
All right, it's time to slurp some Taparino.
Oh. My God.
I hope your account gets flagged for setting the taparito on BCM
across like 19 different contests.
I love this song goes through an.
Interview. And he's like, I was just Davis.
No, it's just Toparino dipping. It's fun You.
Just slip from the top arena. I do think that could just be an
incredible nickname for you, Davis.
Toparino, Max. Toparino.
All right, let's let's land this plane.
Dude, I got too much blue light in my eyes.
You were going to. Be disappointed.
Would you say maybe your eyesight is almost getting a
little worse there, Davis? Nope.
Thank you everybody.
Staring at the sun, Taking Beastie M in the fourth round.
This blue, this blue light's killing me.
You. Guys, this Labatt blue light is
killing Davis so. It is.
Thanks and nice time I got to end this.
All right, hang on.