Week 8 ship cast. We're locking in for the next
three 3 1/2 hours. We got Jacob.
Once again getting to sweat his beloved Colts in the late
window. Hopefully we can settle things
once and for all between Shaheed and Alave in that Saints Bucks
game. And of course, maybe A Bonex on
court this week versus the Cowboys, Pete, Pat, Davis and
Jacob. This is the ship cast.
Let's do it. It's the ship cast.
The ship cast, the ship cast. We got some fun pick em sweats
dialed up. You mix in a couple lowers there
to make sure people know you know ball.
All hires 'cause we know ball. You're going to lose anyway
probably, so just do the Peppers.
Scorcher watch everyone. Scorcher watch.
Oh no. The pick em's aren't hitting
look. The.
Other way you cock. You guys want to make some more
pick UMS? Jump back, baby.
I'm emotionally invested there we.
Go. I just want to be clear, no one
is asking you to watch the game. We're just asking you to watch,
all right? Pat said.
He was going to be late, but then Drake May went off and so
he had to show up. On.
That's all right, man. Yeah.
Miles Garrett gets a ground sack record and it doesn't even
matter. Drake may have went nuts.
I know every time, like Scott Hanson, I would have thought
like the Patriots were losing that game by like 20 points.
He's like Miles Garrett has dominated this game, like Brown,
the Browns, just. Got he was so he was so Miles
Garrett at one point Drake like he he ran up the middle for I
think like 4 yards and Scott Hanson was.
Like Miles Garrett's going crazy today.
It's. Like what's in a sack at all?
Davis, how we doing? I just, I needed half a yard
from Colston Loveland and Caleb Williams targeted him and he was
not able to come down to it. So I, I have a 7, you know, the
streaks game on underdog. I, I has seven and I, I live
added Colston Loveland higher than 38 1/2 receiving yards and
he has 38. So I'm tilting also the Caleb
Williams apologists. Yeah, I was guessing before we
go any further, can we all just see Caleb Org an apology?
You guys did the people, you guys.
Last, make an apology owe us. Apology.
It would make as much sense this week as it would have last.
Did did you guys see the throw he just missed at the end of the
game? Yeah, DJ more wide.
Open there. I mean, that might be enough for
me. That might be enough.
You're flipping me out. I don't want to hear any more.
I don't want to hear any more about Caleb Boyers being good.
Dude, this, this throw, it's just, it's the sort of throw
that a guy who's going to be great never misses.
Like Jackson Dart makes that throw with a 100% clip.
Also, Zach Taylor back-to-back sequences just called running
plays on on 1st and 10 and 2nd and 10I.
I'm worried he's the worst head coach of all time.
He's not good. He's really not good.
Do. You know what I heard about this
slate as I start to, like, scroll through some of my
underdog like there's been no wide receivers nuking yet.
It's like nothing. Chase if if the If Zach Taylor
had called optimal plays on this last drive, Chase would have
gone nuclear. He would have gotten the bonus
and a score probably. I mean the highest scoring wide
receiver I'm seeing in line UPS is is Waddle.
Tet Tet ended with seven for 99. I I've maybe never been so
annoyed to see a player end with 99 then then Ted 'cause I, I
just like, jammed the shit out of him.
Yeah. I was on a lot of stuff today
but it doesn't I I didn't IKB off the Falcon stuff enough.
I even played brief. I play breeze hall in a lineup,
yeah. I don't think it's any good
though. I have two Saquon lineups.
They suck. I'm pretty sure I have a breeze
Hall lineup that sucks. I don't know, it's just I didn't
have the right combos. I did not have the gig of brain
to get on Josh Allen and James Cook together, although Josh
Allen didn't really 23.22 it seemed like a lot more saying.
No, you you do not want Josh Allen with James.
Like just I this is literally the first time I'm looking at
the scores and in my head having seen heard about the Josh Allen
2 touchdowns, I was like oh he must have naked.
James Cook was my most drafted player in BR this week, so I'm
hoping that I've got something sitting there that is good.
Yeah, the issue is is that you didn't want any first round
players right now. Well, I Bijon, Bijon and CMC
combined for 8 fantasy points. What a crazy result you.
You needed you needed the turn. You needed Barkley and Cook
well. Jonathan Taylor has not played
yet. Yeah, but I mean.
It's gonna be Jonathan Taylor's going for 57 points today.
Yeah, I think he's going to do well.
Is that a hot take? I think.
He's yeah, you might be on to something.
I don't know. I don't know, they're grinding
the edges. How's that?
Feeling about JT today. It looks like I'm going to need
a big Pickens if I have a huge Pickens.
I got some some teams looking good.
But. I need to go.
Back in time, The Jets got to win, huh?
Crazy. So see.
Yeah. Yeah, well, they found they
found their franchise quarterback.
It's Breece Hall. Hey.
You got to go earn the game-winning touchdown pass.
You absolutely have to call a spade a spade.
Fields was perfectly cromulent today.
Oh, he's. Totally fine.
Yeah, I'm just thinking. When he has time to throw.
Call through the He can be winning touchdown pass.
Dude. Jacob to run the ball and get
him moving, yeah. Look at that.
I got to show you this team, so I drafted this.
And there can be no pass rush, yeah.
This is from the I drafted this on stream with the with the
badge Bros and I I said I was like, I'm gonna dial up this
Daniel Jones backdoor double stack because I know if it hits
early, I'm going to be able to sweat this live with Jacob
Greece in there with the Daniel Jones Alex Pierce in dowds.
So that one that one could be fun.
But this Jones Pierce Downs. All right, I can fucking root
for that. Let's.
Go. I was like that, that I I need
Jacob as my hype band for this one live.
Breaking breaking news, I I swapped to Daniel Jones in cash,
straight up same salary as Bo Nicks.
So I am like I'm I'm right there with you.
Biggest, biggest Dan, we want. We want Dan Jones.
Everybody, everybody got to eat on the Colts today.
We're winning like 52 to 0. Jones is getting 3 touchdowns,
Taylor's getting 3 touchdowns. Everyone's eating today.
This is, I mean, who knows? I thought Atlanta would we'd
have an easy time with the Dolphins.
So you never say for sure, but it feels feels like it would be
hard to imagine the Colts not winning by a lot of points
today. Yeah, here is our official pick
I didn't see in the discord if people tried to guess who did
what I feel like. Feel like it?
Should be These should have been pretty easy.
Jonathan Taylor, Jacob Marvin, Mims, Davis.
I feel like CD Lamb hire 5 1/2 Rattler.
I feel like that could have gone either way.
Crane has CD Lamb and I decided to reach across the Olabe and
Shihit Isle with Rattler. Nice Rattler liked it.
What did he just do not? Good.
Not good. Oh, that's the Andy Dalton from
earlier. It's good for the passing yard
script man. It's actually good, Davis.
Don't worry. It's dude, it's actually good.
Pete, did you see who is on top of the tears contest?
Was it someone tagged me? It was kitchen.
Is he still in first? I let's see he was.
Man I just lost 3 fucking Bengals teams in Survivor What
the fuck Oh my. God.
Well, I mean, if you if you pick the Bengals in Survivor, you do
kind of get what you get. You do get you know what?
You know what? Honestly.
Honestly, that's true. It's same thing.
It's same thing as as the Cardinals, like the Cardinals
lost. I was like, at the end of the
day, man, it is he's, he's. Not you put your hard earned
American dollars on the Arizona Cardinals.
It's. Yep, no 100%.
I'm trying to look at touchdown survivor.
I think I'm cooked, yeah. Lost the, Lost to Bijon, lost to
CMC already. Man.
How how's everyone how heavy is everybody's Cam scataboo bags
because I'm in in a state of. Pretty heavy, right?
Now it's. Sad.
Yeah, fucking. It's really sad.
I have a 20 big hit in BBM which was probably I mean I think 2 of
my three highest BBM running backs were Hampton and Scataboo
and it looked like it was going to be a money printer on yeah
plus Judkins now too. Like my 2 best main event teams
both have Scataboo and Judkins on them which is just.
Wait, did Judkins get hurt? Yeah, yeah.
You got out for the game with a shoulder.
I mean like, hopefully not nearly as serious as the
scataboo injury, but not not good.
I missed that I was driving back from a, well, getaway.
Very unclear, like I didn't see much in terms of like.
I don't know if people have many thoughts on it.
I think it was probably AC spraying is I think what people
were suspecting. And like by the time that he
would have potentially been able to return, they were already
down St. possessions. So I don't know that we got that
much information from him not returning.
They're on by next week anyways. So I would say reasonable enough
chance he doesn't actually miss any games.
Yeah, the Scatabo Pat that's on our the 5K with Leonie and
Gretch, that was our RB2 who was just.
Crushing the grub. Sucks so hard.
Oh shit. I was like, I I think he was
legitimately on like every one of my best main teams.
It's just a just a killer. I got to, I got to keep it real,
dude. I I was not a scataboo believer
in the pre like it took me too long to be like by the time I
became a believer, it wasn't actually not about thinking he
was good. It was about that he got injured
in training camp and a a day three rookie coming off an
injury. So.
Mine wasn't even really about that.
It was more just what I loved about that situation is it
seemed like 'cause actually I'm overweight.
Tracy too, not nearly as much, but I just looked at it as like,
there's a, there's so much uncertainty here and both guys
are like kind of can do everything that there's a decent
enough chance like. One of them is.
Just like high and it's not a split.
And so like I, I kind of like both bats to be honest, just
'cause it felt more likely than not that we'd get to the mid
season and one of them getting 75% of the work.
So. And they're all pretty cheap.
I have one Eliminator team left and I had Scataboo, but it also
has Tracy, so they can make me survive.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I just some Tracy on some high stakes stuff too that
we'll get helped out, but yeah, not yeah.
Jeff's been in for Mangold pretty nice.
Hey. Yeah, that.
Was shut up Nick Mangold and shout out Justin Fields.
Man, lot of people need to apologize to Justin Fields.
They actually do need to apologize.
Starting with the billionaire owner.
Literally, literally nobody except for probably Woody
Johnson does need to apologize to Justin Fields.
But. Jacob, you got here a little
late, so could you please do your Caleb Williams apology?
Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm so I'm so sorry, Caleb
Williams, for thinking that you fucking suck.
Except that you do. You suck.
It's it's. It's not.
Great. It's not.
It's not great. A lot of.
People are going to need to apologize.
A. Lot of people.
Like a lot of people. Like I thought it was a long
line to get into the Geese concert, but the line for Caleb
Williams. Apologies.
It's. Getting longer by the day, man.
Yeah. So we have one game, these other
two games don't even start for 10 more minutes.
So that's what that's what we're dealing with right now.
Yeah. Or were there other games?
I thought, I thought everybody was just here for the Titans and
the Colts, Most of the Titans. I I always ask my guy, he always
asked me what to put on the thumbnail for this and I
normally give him the marquee match up.
I'm like just fuck it. Put Jacob on there with with
Daniel Jones and and Cam Ward. Hey it's our last time in the
ship cast window for like 6 weeks so.
Is it really? I feel like you guys have been
on a run. We have been on a run, but we
are we're in the early window next week against the Steelers
and then we are in Germany against the Falcons and then
we're on a buy. And then I bet this eventually
gets flexed. But the November 23rd game at
the Kansas City Chiefs for now remains in the early window.
But that should get flexible. Late window.
That should, yeah, yeah. But that's, that's the one.
I'll be I'll be like calling in from a SIM card in London for
maybe 1/2 an hour. By the way, Barkley left this
game. Yeah, hamstring.
Do the. Hamstring just bigsby was just
running over people. Bigsby Bigsby was cooking.
Bigsby had 104 yards today. No way.
Bigsby is probably I, I would guess.
Oh yeah. You were like, you were kind of
like driving, right Pat? So you weren't you weren't as
locked in? I was, I was in the passenger
seat, but yeah, I was only able to, I just had red zone on the
phone and you know, yeah, things would happen.
So I wasn't like fully locked in.
Yeah. I don't think he's.
Hitting some of my line UPS this week.
What are some other notable things that happened?
Oh, Houston decided to play their rookies and then their
offense got magically good. Yeah, Noel.
Noel was really good. And there was the the greatest
rug pull of all time in in DFS with the the Falcons stuff.
Yeah, dude. I was so any anything Falcons
did literally nothing I just didn't like.
I didn't move the projections down.
I was a coward. I was like, I was like a little
a little down. I disagree.
And then, of course, like, Falcons still flooded, you know,
And then I played Falcons, so. I would I would say I would say
Mooney even without the benefit of the hindsight.
I was I said this in in discord this morning.
Like the the chalk cash team that is not going to win is
basically the worst chalk cash team of all time.
Like you look at it and you're like, no, fucking obviously this
team sucked. Like it wasn't even it wasn't
even close because it had it it and Mooney obviously was was a
part of it. Like, how do we think Mooney
with ancient Kirk Cousins? Like, how do we how, what, what
were we expecting? We thought, we thought the Moon
Dogs was just gonna smash. Well, the I mean, all the
projections basically had cousins being better than panics
and that was obviously not correct.
Yeah, that that's what I was skeptical of that I was
skeptical that like London going out just means like Bijon go, go
up. Like I, you know, it's like
they're down their quarterback and they're starting or I don't
know. So I moved Bijon down but.
Not how much money do you think? How much money do you think
Cousins cost himself? Like if he played great today,
he gets like $20 million next year to be someone's Week 1
starter. He's never starting in the NFL
again now. Well, he's whence now?
I think he could wince it up. He could start like.
That, sure, but he's never he's never a team's planned starter.
Never a team's planned starter. Ever.
Yeah. That was like just a good.
Good thing I traded. Good thing I traded him away to
you, Pat. I know it real.
That's a real roller coaster for for that trade where it looked
like I kind of got. No, I I think, I think the
roller coaster clearly went your favor because I played.
Well, you did pay a first for Mike Evans.
So that who died immediately that roller coaster crashed in
the fiery. Yeah.
It was no good. Yeah.
I was just thankful that I had some distance from watching
quarterback on Netflix when I re fell in love with Kirk Cousins
because if I had just come off watching that and all this value
opened up today, I would have had 100% Kirk Cousins.
But I was more jaded. By the time I set lineups I'm
like I don't need fucking washed.
Kirk Well, Peter, our dynasty trade, I trade you Quinton
Johnson for a second. He tosses up an air ball.
Yeah, I want a refund correct window I'm allowed to if.
Corain, if Corain refunds me, I will happily give you.
Davis, I'm going to have some forms I'm going to need you to
fill out before we can get that refund.
It's a long process, buddy. All right, we get and we get a
Rattler drive here. Can these next games just start
bro? I know.
Yeah, seriously. Dude, how crazy is it the Ravens
still won? That's nuts.
Like Lamar. Must not be.
And you're healthy, fully healthy again, right?
So like that was. No, it wasn't.
It wasn't their secondary was but the well they they're down
mad at BK who's like the only guy they can get pressure.
Sure. But like they but they got, I
don't know, I mean, but they got Hamilton.
Back and they were I think they were down broader to Washington
too on the yeah no, the secondary was healthy again, but
I think. They were.
They got Roquan back because he was out before too.
Yes, yes. They got like 3 he.
Was healthier. Players back.
Like like by three. Pro Bowl players, it was
healthier. Well, Hamilton had been back.
Hamilton had played in the previous game.
But he had. Also been out so OK so they
they. Yeah, he had missed a game, but
he only missed one game. Yeah, yeah.
But they but they also only gave up seventeen points the game he
came back. Right.
Yeah, I still think the PAT. I mean, to be down your only
real pass rusher and then another defensive lineman, I
would still say you're not healthy, but they're definitely
fair. Enough, but they're way
healthier and also like they just always should have been
playing Huntley as the backup. Like what were they doing?
I know man, it's crazy. Not not that Huntley's good, but
like, at least they can run the same offense they.
Usually run with. Huntley and it's like a shittier
version of that offense infinitely.
He's so much better than Cooper Rush.
It's just the most obvious. Thing of all time and they have
to run a completely different offense.
Like, at least with Huntley, you can still run the same zone,
read stuff. It's way better for Derrick
Henry. Like, yeah, it's just, yeah, I
don't know what they were doing, but yeah, they're still alive.
Now. Dangle's lost.
Steelers are probably going to lose tonight, so.
No Steelers are definitely winning tonight.
Bro do. You think Aaron Rodgers is going
to win on pure? I think Aaron Rodgers is going
to go to. Ask.
Believe. Believe in something.
Believe in the power of pure hatred.
Like of all things, man, you got to at least be able to believe
in that. I'm not sure he hates them.
I think he took that hatred and put it towards The Jets.
I'm not sure he has the like. I mean, you know, doubting Aaron
Rodgers ability to hate is probably a dumb move, but I.
I, I think I, I, I'm not loving this take.
This is literally like, I was playing video games with my body
this week and we're talking about that game.
And he was like, do you think Aaron Rodgers even hates?
And then he and then he like thought about it.
He was like, wait, I was just about to say, like Aaron Rodgers
is going to take the person. Like I'm going to take that back
right away. Yeah.
Aaron Rodgers definitely hates the Packers.
At the very least, he definitely hates the Lafleur.
I'm not saying he doesn't hate the Packers.
He he hates the Packers. But does he hate them purely
enough? Like, is it like the fiery race?
He hates The Jets most, he hates his own family 2nd, and then he
hates right the Packers third. How much is leftover?
Like I don't know how much hate he's got.
Oh, sorry Packers. Like your fourth behind Anthony
Fauci. I bet I.
Bet he. Also I bet he.
I thought he. Might be higher.
I I. Particularly hate.
Chats and family stackers. Shaheed.
Shaheed's cooking early, by the way.
Good. Should have should have taken
Shaheed instead of Mims. I have AI was shocked that you
didn't have shaheed in your. It's in your.
Well, you know it, It was kind of a nod.
It was kind of a nod to the fact that I only have like 5.3% Mims
or whatever. It actually would have been a
better bit if you took Shaheed and then touted Mims the whole
time. And then touted Mims.
Yeah, it was really close to putting Mims in.
Mims, Mims guys. Mims, Mims, he cleared it.
Mims, we have it. No, he's not on it.
OK, So what? So we got Rattler yards, we got
CD over 5 1/2. OK, then CD over 5 1/2.
That's I'm putting that right in the bank.
That's that's a lock. It felt really good, right?
It was a, it was only .81, but it's like he's going to be in
the slot some, so Tan's, you know, going to have his hand
full of picking some. Honestly, I I felt we could have
elevated that and then we got. I thought about it, Taylor.
And then? Yeah, I thought about it too.
But I like, you know, men's. Can either be the least fun or
most fun player to sweat because like we all know it's coming in
one play or it's never coming. So it's like either so like
men's could either get that on the first snap of the game, or
he could just be staring at 0 for 3 1/2.
Quarter, we're not. Waiting for one.
Play. I would say by definition it's a
bad sweat because it's either over and you're not sweating it
anymore or. It's it's you're having the
least. Flat out of your life.
But you're not getting any progress updates and it's like
you don't even get to track like snaps and targets because like
he doesn't get those. It doesn't matter like I.
Think the lamps sweat will be fun?
Like he'll chug along. Like he'll be involved early and
you know. Right.
Like betting on a Mim's yardage over is basically like betting
at anytime touchdown or like at anytime interception, like if
you're just waiting for one play.
Either happens or it doesn't. It's it's functionally like
sweating an under, like it's, it's like taking the over.
The under is the same thing. You're just waiting for the
thing to happen. Yeah, like we all know, like
he's just gonna get like one shot play and it's like he's
either gonna catch it or he won't.
But that's the OR Davis. You know the thing that'll be
the real sweat will be is his end around?
Is it a handoff or is it a pop pass?
Yeah. How much more would we've had to
buy to get his rushing included in that?
I think it was like a four yard difference.
Maybe I. Think I.
Think you're so right about the about it, about it being like
sweating and under, because it's also like the longer the game
goes on and the more the Broncos have the ball, like the lower
your odds are. It's just like it's no, no, I'm
sure it's not going to hit. The.
Cowboys defense is just like I was like just looking at data
this week and like it's almost insane how bad they are like it.
It almost does not feel real. That's crazy.
Yeah, it will be fun though, because I mean, the the Mims
will literally just be that, but the the tailor and the Lam is
like, we're just going to have constant inputs all, all day
long. So yeah.
I thought about like Davis offered up Franklin as the
alternative, which I personally slightly prefer, but then I
decided I'd rather make Davis be fully on the hook for the Marvin
Mims. Play as opposed to Yeah.
Pointing him on. The no, I like, I like Franklin
more from like I'd like to win money perspective, but like the
the delta between the equity is so low that just having Mims
involved. For, for the content for the
content. It's a no brainer to go Mims.
No brainer, Yeah. Mims is way more fun.
I believe Mims is on the field on their first play from
scrimmage. Well, let's get it right away.
They those uniforms rule they're.
So good man, I should bust out my Bronco sweatshirt in that
style. Bolts got the ball first here so
I once. Again, no remember, no spoilers.
I almost I almost just spoiled the first play, but then I
didn't. Well Oh my God, he is so fucking
good. He's so good.
Like holy shit, this tackles force per touch on Jonathan
Taylor's already at six. I haven't seen it yet.
It was like a 13 yard run, but he just like is unbelievable
football. DK is glitching out right now.
Yeah, it's just, Oh my God, good luck tackling that guy today,
Tennessee. Like it's not happening.
This dude is good. Yeah.
That was. Pretty good.
Hey, there you go. You added Alec Pierce, right,
Pete? Yeah.
Let's go. Started 20 yard catch.
Let's go. Colts, Colts Chiefs is going to
be an absolute movie. Yeah Oh Oh my God, what?
Holy shit. But watch this.
Are you watching Red Zone Jacob, or do you just have your boys
up? I shot my boys, but I'll I'll
flip for, I'll flip for this reaction.
That was bad. The nice thing is like your your
red zone hits before me so I don't even have to watch red
zone, I can just flip anytime you guys react to something.
I mean this was like this was like if Justin Fields did this.
Is this like whatever the play is after the engram catch is
what I'm paying attention to? Oh my, this.
Jesus Christ, dude. This this is what we call a ship
chasing spin zone, Pat. Bryant.
Let's put a glass half full of boys, Brian.
Still dead. Yeah, how many TS on the Bryant
for that one? That was your two teams.
Bonex will have Bonex is the new Justin Fields like he's the new
Don't watch the Games quarterback.
He. Oh yeah.
Like he'll get to 30 today, but it's not going to be pretty.
I don't, I don't know, man. Oh, oh, let's go, dude.
I'm. Excited for whatever this next
play is I think. Are the Titans?
We're we're working on a long term extension now for Daniel
Jones. Oh baby, that.
Is that Downs are the other one you have right?
Downs? Yeah, yeah, Downs just got a
nice one. Nice big chunk.
Shocking, I know, but we're moving the ball a well here on
these Tennessee Titans without Sneed and Jeffrey Simmons.
How? Do you feel about the long term
extension? I mean it depends on the number
but like that seems like the move to me.
Like like, what else are we going to do, right?
It's like we're not going to draft a quarterback.
Like he's obviously going to be our quarterback next year.
He's played fantastic. And assuming that the long term
extension doesn't put a bunch of guarantees into year 3 and year
4, I would rather than do it than franchise because you can
do way more flexibility with how you allocate tap space that way.
And like we have like a stars on the team are all prime age or
older. Like it's Taylor, it's Buckner,
it's Nelson. Like you might as well just
maximize trying to win in this one to two to three-year window.
So I feel like it's probably the the best move.
Nothing. I think it's like going to work
out, but I don't. There's no way you'd go into
2026 with them not your starter. I just wish that they would
assign them to A2 year deal. To the fields deal I.
Think I think more teams should should do that where like if
you're if you're trying to buy low on a guy, why not offer a?
Little more. And then purchase some upside
where like if it works out you get them on the cheap the year
following that. Makes sense that approach, but.
Now that we're here where we are, I feel like you might as
well wow look at this is a Davis Maddock, Jacob Sanderson reach
across the aisle stat if I ever saw one.
They just flashed the most receptions of 35 plus air yards
since 20221. Alec Pierce to Rasheed Shaheed
then he's. Reaching across, I mean, Alex
Pierce, Alec Pierce is basically just Rasheed Shaheed.
Yeah. Just like way less, way less
swaggy. Alec Pierce is going to get a
contract that is going to blow fantasy Twitter's minds in this
offseason. You think they they let him go?
I think that they have to because they're paying Pittman.
They're going to want to extend downs.
They're going to give Jones a fat extension.
Like I don't know how you allocate a bunch of money for
Alec Pierce especially, they'd probably get around 4 compact
for him, but I'm sure they'd like to have him back.
I just think some team is going to offer him like 1718 million a
year like. You also got to get the supermax
to AD Mitchell as well. So that's.
Well, that's the annoying part is I thought that the plan was
always going to be like let Pierce walk.
Mitchell just slides right in. But Mitchell obviously is hurt
his his standing. He sure has.
So a little tough. Another Downs catch for you,
Pete. Yeah.
Really nice to not be sweating the Titans at all today.
I actually, I I'm starting, I'm starting Chimerae DK in a main
event today. That's.
What? How did you end up?
There. I'll, I'll read off the light
up. It's actually, The funny thing
is it's actually kind of a good team.
It's just we've been having some issues with injuries and bites.
Clearly. I'll read off.
Look, you can make fun of it, but it's currently projected to
score 166 points this week, not. Because of DK.
We have we have almond run by Nico is obviously in cost.
Garrett Wilson was injured, Travis Hunter on by so that's 4
receivers ahead of DK and Aman. Ron Dico, Wilson and Hunter all
out and we wound up starting Waddle, Jayden, Higgins,
Chimeri, DK and Noah Phant in the flax and were projected for
166. Braxton Berry, Was it available
on waiver? Shout out James Cook for for for
his performance. Seriously.
Yeah. Big tank Bigsby on waivers week.
A really nice, really nice Lamb catch there.
Sweet. There's one.
Mike. Jones just took a my games have
been dragon I cannot get. This to work we're about why can
Lamb just get in the end zone like do?
We have to go. Javante A touchdown like why do
we need to do that? You know they're getting Javante
his. His the only two options at this
point are fucking Javante Touchdown or Jake Ferguson
touchdown so. They're going to make him feel
his girth. Yeah, not sure I love the
approach of giving Jonathan Taylor one touch on that drive.
Seemed suboptimal to me, but I know they love their throw to
score, run to win. Coltsip scored points on 64
consecutive red zone drives. That feels like a lot of drives.
Sure it. Does well, you just definitely
just jinx their kicker. Unless he's already made it.
Oh yeah, he's already made it. OK, I think I'm starting some
badgley. Jacob, are you worried that he
made it? Because now the the jinx will
transfer to. That Jane might be hurt.
That's pretty great for Oh wow game.
I mean it's bad for him obviously, but that looks like
an ankle sprain. Probably it doesn't look great.
So he went, let's see, just kind of lands.
Not that bad. Not sure what that's all about.
I'm not sure how much it affects Lamb because it seems like
they're moving him away from Certain, but definitely helps
Pickens. Probably just helps Dallas in
general. Oh, Nick is 25% owned in the
Spy. Really.
Wow, wow, that's gotta be that's gotta be 1 of.
The I did not I'm. Worst.
Wow. Yeah.
I rolled out a day to. See that comment because.
That was like I rolled out a Dick.
Hold on, wants to play him. I loved Dak in the Spy.
It's like. Me too if they're fine.
This this week was kind of a week of ignoring some of the
matchups like the James Cook one, which I ultimately didn't.
I'm playing James Cook in DFS, but that was like a classic.
We talked about that one Davis on the pod like.
Yeah, I played. I played on every team.
It's like Panthers defense versus Bill's offense.
Like that's not I mean. The Panthers were always drawn
dead, yeah. Well, my, my career with, with
the Denver defense and, and Pat, I'd be curious if you agree,
'cause you do so much more than micro stuff Like what?
Like they just have this ridiculous pass rush, which is
great, but they can give up big plays.
So I think they're more of like a bum hunting defense.
Like, I think they can really, really embarrass awful offenses.
If you have a. Quarterback for sure, but like
if you have a quarterback who's actually able to withstand the
pass rush and read the field and get rid of it, I think you can
beat them like fine. Like I I don't fear of sort of
back like DAC against Denver very much.
So that's that was that was my read, plus two other elements.
One is they blitz a lot. Dax awesome against the blitz.
It goes to your point of they can give up big plays against
good quarterbacks and then 2, they play a ton of man and you
have CD Lamb and George Pickens. So if you're like man coverage
works better when your players are better than the opposing
players, which they normally are.
They have Pats or Tan but and their other the rest of the
secondary is good. But yeah, I was just like the
the Cowboys are almost built to beat this defense.
Like they have a great quarterback against like Dak's
been awesome against the blitz for years.
It's not just like a this year sample thing, although it is.
He's been good this year too. Yeah, but yeah, Lamb and
Pickens, like, I don't know, but.
That's just. Wasn't worried like style,
right, Like, like if you have a Dak, if you have a Stafford, if
you have like a quarterback who you trust to get the ball out,
like in those situations, like I'm I'm comfortable it's like,
yeah, if you play against Justin Fields, like you will make him
look like the worst quarterback 100% for.
Sure. Like if Nicks had to go against
his own defense, Wolf. Yeah, that's that's probably why
they play that way, because they go against Nicks every every.
Day, Yeah, they go against man. They're so fucking good.
He's just playing man all the time.
No one can beat us. Man up in Sackmo Nicks.
Yeah. I think Rashad White got banged
up and then came back in, but he might be playing him.
He might be playing him right. Now Yeah, definitely was in on
the last play, yeah cuz I remember the Colts game was like
they had a lot of pressure and it was like difficult sometimes.
But obviously, you know, we have a good old line and it's like if
we got it blocked off, like there was dudes running free for
sure, yeah. And like, you know, versus The
Jets, I think they had something like quick pressure on 45% of
the drop backs and like that will straight up ruin a game.
Like you can't have that. But you know, here I'm I bet
like when we look at the numbers after, it's me like, oh, they
got quick pressure on like 29% of drop backs or something.
It's like, OK, yeah. Like.
That big Big. Ruins and drives, but not
necessarily game. Or CD wanted a penalty there.
Oh. Jeez.
Well, I mean, I was just a net net positive result for us that
we like. What does a Javante 1 yard
touchdown do for us? Like back him up, take a field
goal, I'll get keep going. Well I have a DAC lined up with
Javante so that would be nice for me.
So that's what mine is, Pat. It's it's back Javonte CD.
Yeah. It has Cook too, but it also
fucking has Bijong so I'm not gonna get too invested.
Mine like has has someone who has Derek Henry.
So it's like OK, running back. But then it has and as Mooney
and Jerry Judy. Oh God, Reeves and I joked about
like for so long that we did like a three hour podcast on a
10 game slate, mostly because we joked about Jerry Judy for an
hour and we're both just like, I think I think we're going to
play him. So here he has, ruining this
lineup. What did he go 0 for 0 today?
I think. I think he might have had a.
I think it's, I think I just saw Josh Doris tweet he had two
targets. Has Dylan Gabriel completed a
pass? To a wider.
Keeper yet I feel like with Judy, like I was couldn't have
been lower on him in the preseason and everybody else was
here and then people lost faith and I kind of stayed here.
And then the last two weeks I've like been exposed above water as
being like kind of pro Judy. And now I need to I need to just
duck. I need to duck.
Back on the water like. The wave.
The wave just hit me in the face.
You don't want to be pro Judy. Man, this is the thing about it
though. Like I will promise you Jerry
Judy will have one monster game like this season.
He'll always string you along. And in that week, Mike Leone
will make $1 million. And he'll, he'll go on the pot
and be like, you guys got to zoom out on the chart.
You got to zoom out. Yeah, Car Mike.
Now on the South was the millions, but.
When Ward rips it, he does look really good.
You got you. See what the film guys see you
see. I do, but are they are they only
watch? DK that was DK.
That's 3.5 points for that team, baby.
We we get accused as the film as the staff guys of like only of
not watching ball, but when we do watch it just watching the
highlights, but it's are the film guys only watching the
highlights on Cam ward. The rest is not good.
The highlights are sick. Did the film guys see the fumble
where he just like let it drop out of his hand for no reason?
They did. If they what they rather walk
through because I put it in there.
And the Oakland one? Yeah, the Vegas 1.
Did did Nez take Pollard rushing yards lower as his leg again
this week, Pete? No, we didn't let him do that.
But I I think we got, no, we did waddle.
He did waddle lower instead this year.
Oh yeah, sad the people continue to doubt Jalen Waddle.
Dude what did Tua throw 4 touchdowns today?
Four. Yeah, he threw 4 touchdowns.
Like, I mean, Mike McDaniel had not lost most of the locker
room. Sean Tucker touchdown.
The inclusion of most was one of the funnier quotes I've I've
ever seen in like a Diane thing. It was like meant to be like
meant to be like a positive blurb for Micteto.
I was like, he's not lost most of the locker room.
Some guys fucking hate him, but he's not lost most of them.
Wait, did I see Marvin Mims on my screen?
2 yard rush. Yeah.
Think of the. Rush, come on, Sean Tucker is
about to kill your Rashad White chalk right here.
Oh no. Yeah.
Oh, he didn't. He got stopped.
No, I think he got in Flag. Flag.
Yeah, he was stopped with a flag.
I don't think he got stopped, but if white, if white hurt his
ankle, I mean, imagine how, what, what'd we say he looked?
The opposite. Why it was lumbering?
Was it lumbering? Lumbering, yeah.
You thought he was lumbering before he dinged his ankle.
I mean, he'll be he'll be running with a harpsichord on
his back. With.
The And he'll be lugging that harpsichord for seven catches
for 18 yards. He's in now, Talkers in.
He did not score. Wow.
From the inch line you. Can't.
You can't use the phrase he's in when you're talking about like a
play at the 1 yard line. Like that makes me assume you're
saying he's in. The end.
Yeah. Also, you said Bucky's in.
Bad, bad, sorry, bad news Troy Franklin 30 yard gain.
Oh boy. That's fine.
It's not bad news. That's good news.
For we're all dead because I. Had 100% Christian McCaffrey
today but maybe we'll get him in cash.
I had a min one awful play per lineup today so I think I'm
also. Kind of think everyone did.
Oh, we're shot. Dude, he's so bad.
Oh, he got stopped again. This is just this is, this is
just not a good football player. I love how it's like I like.
The law 2 sack, it's again should have, should have just
taken it, rolled it over. Mims.
I love the last two.
Sack A. 40 yards the Law 2 sack against the The Law 2 sack
against the Titans. Actually, we should have really
rolled it over this week. We really should have rolled it
over. Yeah, but a hit literally
immediately. Like you, we're talking about
Baker Mayfield for MVP and we won't let him throw it once
here. No.
Shot three tries, does not get there.
He looks so slow, he like slowed down as he got closer.
Nick's throwing that did he did he think it was like 1/4's post?
Like why? Why would why did he lead it so
far back off the field? I.
Think he just missed him. I think it was a coverage
because if you're if it's against quarters then it's a
skinny shit. White might be in Harvey just.
Cooked. Oh, I can't wait to see that.
I look forward to seeing that one.
I knew. I knew immediately that one.
How did How? Literally how on earth did
Rashad White not score on that third and goal?
Like he just needed to show like the slightest bit of competency,
like he was at the like. And then they took him out.
One inch line before being caught and.
Tucker got stuff. He just.
Who? Like but the third and goal 1
was like fully his fault. Like he hacked.
Dude, that RV run. Man, you see that, Sean Payton?
We had to. We had to.
Start RV in multiple. Mains this week.
Talk about juice. Holy.
Shit, the way he like cut in, he's cuts back out.
Oh, it was so nice. Good player.
Dude, just spread it out and let Baker make a play for Jesus.
That's. The the Rashad, The Rashad White
apologists. Come on man.
So that was. 1st and goal of the 1 is.
Anyone a Rashad White apologist? Penalty on this.
World everyone know what he is no.
There are there are multiple people.
The like the like spread the the like projected volume.
Boomers love Rashad White. But he was so cheap.
I mean, I have some basketball. He's super cheap, you know.
No, I'm in basketball too, but there's a lot of people that
like love Rashad White. Like all summer there was people
like, it's going to be a way more of a split than people
think, like Rashad White. 'S going to be in like a. 40%
like there's a lot of Rashad White bulls.
I see. That's no good.
Bucky's way better. A lot of yards for Rattler to
get throwing out of his own end zone here.
Like they had five plays that literally the one and they ran
it all five times with their fucking backup running backs.
Like just let the MVP of the league throw one pass.
Well, Baker Mayfield. Drake May's not in this game,
dude. What are you talking about?
OK. Well, whatever I.
Think we all know who's? I think we all know who's
winning the Most Valuable Player in the NFL.
Daniel Jones. Yeah, he just, he just let Miles
Garrett set the brown sack record against him.
You, you really, you really hate to see it.
Caleb Williams and you guys will all.
The offers of apologies, Ricky does.
Get ready. Start writing your apologies
now. Oh man, what is up with
Williams? How do you lose that game?
Oh you, he's bad. You play bad.
Is he just bad? Weird game, you know.
Oh, here we go. The Most Valuable Player is
Justin Herbert with a functional offensive line.
We got the the, the, the, the if Justin Herbert guys are coming.
If Justin Herbert. I thought this said Justin
Fields at first. It is so.
Funny like listening to like local shows because I've this is
like how far into Colts fandom I've gotten this year as I now
listen to the local radio show streams after.
Every game and. That like, they had a segment
last week of like, of like, who should be the MVP of the NFL,
Jonathan Taylor or Daniel Jones. But it has to be one of them.
That's so good. Then one guy was like, we don't
give Quinton Nelson enough MVP consideration.
Like it's just Oh my. God.
Did they settle on Co MVP for for Jones?
They settled on they settled on Jones, MVP Taylor, Offensive
Player of the Year, Warren Offensive Rookie of the Year
stake and Coach of the Year. The false sweep.
Yeah, I mean, second coach of the year is like, I think a lot.
Yeah, I think if you're giving Taylor off as a player of the
year on the Colts, he also has to win MVP.
There's no it. It's nonsensical to give the
award to the award brain. Would be advocating running back
winning MVP but I'm here for it. If you're you're going to give a
cult MVP, it has to be Taylor. He's way more valuable.
To the I definitely agree that he is the most valuable cult,
yeah. Yeah, most valuable cult goes to
Jonathan Taylor. I'm actually not actually like,
if you were to say like, gun to my head, who's the most valuable
Colt, I might actually say it's Nelson.
I don't know. Kyle says Justin Fields is the
MVP. If he had a functional forward
pass, yeah, if he had a functional forward pass and an
elite weapon, for sure. Just.
The He is the elite weapon. He proved it today.
He is the weapon. I know Bruce looks pretty good
throwing back there too. Well, that's what I'm thinking.
Is. Yeah, just flipping.
Oh my God. Dude.
This is good for the. Start count, Do we get those for
those yards? Save us.
Dude, the yards, look at that. Pluck, though given the hit
though, they had the legal. Formation.
It's a free play for the defense.
Oh my God dude shot out of a fucking cannon.
Oh my goodness, what a fuck. That's actually really good for
the yards, right? I mean whoever.
That's what I'm saying. Whoever 98 is what what an
incredible. What the fuck?
How is there already 6 minutes left in the second quarter in
that game? Is that?
No one wants to be there. Yeah, that's right.
That game is going to be. It might be because the the box
ran eight straight running plays at the goal line and it melked
about 12. Inches off the clock.
That is a good point. They scored anyway.
That's their most effective goal line play, giving it to Rattler.
They pinned them deep. Oh my goodness.
Oh man. All right, we might see Tyler
Shuck today, man. Everybody.
Relaxed. Remember the?
Week when everybody was like, Spencer Rattler's a franchise
quarterback. That feels like a long time ago,
hey? When's the Spencer?
Rattler, Spencer Rattler. Oh, do you remember after the
after the Patriots game, there was like a whole week of like
all of the ball knowers being like.
Spencer. Rattler's top 15 quarterback in
this league. Like yes, they got a, they got a
longer. They're not like that was like a
a week long like and it was like, are we sure?
About that like that doesn't. Feel that doesn't feel like
we've seen enough Watch the. Tape dude, just watch the tape.
Rattler's a totally fine like Rattler's like the 27th best
quarterback. In football, yeah, Taylor will
have as many yards today as the Colts decide to allow him to
have IS. The problem with being the 27th
best quarterback in football is that like only like 20 guys are
really worth anything. Yes.
So it's like, OK, great. Yeah.
Like I guess what I would say is I'll put I'll put this one down
right now. I'd rather have Spencer Rattler
as my quarterback in 2026 than spend a first round pick on any
of the guys coming out this. Up.
I would too dude. This class looks like as I'm not
I've been. You're not part of the Mendoza.
Hive Fuck no. Fuck most most obvious.
Most obvious. Bad first round quarterback pick
of all. Time and.
Sellers does not look that great.
Well, Sellers is definitely below the Mendoza Line.
That's what I like. To see.
Oh man, what a fucking player dude.
What Jacob this player? Because the count is spoiling if
Davis and I simultaneous go. I know.
I know exactly the way that reaction only be about Taylor.
That means Jonathan Taylor is about to do some some.
I mean. Maybe.
Maybe we should. Maybe he should be the MVP man.
I don't know. He should be the MVP over P
over. Jones.
He should be the MVP. So we're the first quarter is
not yet concluded. We've got 12.2 fantasy points
already for Taylor despite not even a target.
Unbelievable. Have you ever looked at like,
Taylor's career numbers versus the Titans?
They're just hilarious. Like he he exists to just
annihilate this sorry sad excuse of a franchise.
What a pleasurable day at the office this is going to be.
We need a wrestler. Game record for for Russian like
they they gave him 30 carries today.
I bet he gets 300 yards. What is the NFL single game
record? 296 I think Adrian Peterson
against the San Diego Chargers, I believe.
Do you know, I'm sure you know the fun fact about the college
single game record It's. The Maj.
AP Ryan. It's not.
It got broken the next week by Melvin Gordon.
No, it's the opposite. Is it the?
Opposite, yeah. Single game and a single game
CFB record. I remember where I was during
the. It's 100% P Ryan, and it's
exactly what you said but in reverse.
It's Gordon got it against Nebraska and then.
Does that count as directionally accurate if it's exactly right
but in reverse? It is directionally accurate,
but it's. Definitely.
You're right. It is.
Yes, you're right if. We play, we do 5 for five every
week on dynasty points where which is like our trivia game
where I'll, I'll pick five players and reveal 5 clues and
then they you get points in descending order.
And I I have used that P Ryan clue for sure on Five for five.
It's so good. Yeah, it was Gordon the week
before, Gordon for Wisconsin the week before, then P Ryan against
KU. And I was right, by the way,
exactly 296 yards from Mr. Adrian Peterson.
Guy knows ball just. What about what about the USC
guy? Jayden, my ABBA, He looks OK,
no? USC quarterback.
Is he like getting any hype? I can't.
See, you're not in on USC quarterbacks, no.
You see? What happened?
Sanchez, Pat. I know, I know.
One good USC quarterback, Jackson Dart.
Never forget. They could what they could have
had if they just stuck with Dart instead of trading him for Caleb
Williams. Oh, Caleb Blooms won Heisman for
them. Yeah.
And never, never won them a playoff game.
Maybe if they stuck with Dart, they could've.
Well, yeah. USC is a soft school.
USC quarterbacks have actually had a very rough history, right?
Like, other than Carson Palmer, Leiner.
Look at. Who had a rough history in the
world? Palmer had to sit out a year
just to get off the Bengals and then went to the Reader.
Oh, no, that's not Mims. That's Bryant.
Never mind. I got a Davis.
Yeah, 13 and 19 really do look similar.
They look really similar. There's nice Dobbins run.
Like why don't we just feed Harvey?
OK? Like how about the fucking
Trevion Henderson like looking great and they just wouldn't
even let him cook at all. He fumble.
When did he fumble?
Was that late? Near the end, right at the end.
Yeah, OK. Well then that was not
responsible for the usage. It was like.
Well, it's responsible for next week's usage.
No, but that's no, that's fine. Remember, Vrabel said he wanted
his running backs to focus less on fumble avoidance, so
Henderson accepted the coaching. Remember that two weeks ago
after they didn't run the ball at all?
The safes, he's like they're too focused on not fumbling, which
is kind of woke by him. It is kind of woke, Yeah, yeah.
Vrabel Franklin catches Franklin is it what was what was
Franklin's over 32 it? Already.
Already over it. Yeah, I said.
I said I was fine. I said I was fine to do
Franklin. No, the bit was too good.
Davis said. I want Mims if you don't want
Mims my. Yeah, if you guys want us, bully
me off it, I'll allow it for Franklin.
Hey guys, we're just trying to build a winning entry, that's
all. Trying is the operative word.
Did you guys We have not succeeded.
Did you guys watch when when The Jets went for two down 8?
Did you guys like, experience how apoplectic I was that the
announcers like not only disagreed with it, but couldn't
functionally? They didn't get it.
The point of going for two down 8, like how they won the game
because of that, completely unaware of the math.
Like they were just like, I can't figure out what they're
doing here. Like what's the what's, what's
the process behind this one? Like they weren't even.
Like sometimes you'll see the announcers be like, I know
that's what the analytics says, but like as far as I'm
concerned, you just take the points.
But they weren't even doing that.
They just could not wrap their head around what the upside was
of the play. Like it was just.
It's because it's because they a lot of people think overtime is
like a win. Like if you get to overtime you
basically won. Yeah.
Not that it's now 5050. And they also.
Went for 29 they got they won because they hit 22 point
conversions in that game like both of which were were very pro
analytics moves. So.
Well, OK, so it was Franklin, not Mims in DFS this week.
Sorry, I apologize to everyone. I got us all.
We got the Franklin and our our grouch one there Pat, which is
nice. Nice.
Yeah, that's right. So you guys are on that which I
which I cosigned, but you guys got us on it.
The Franklin Knicks stack that I did today sure would have been
nice if every other part of the lineup wasn't complete.
I have a Knicks stack, but I think it's a single to Sutton.
It's yeah, I have Knicks, Franklin with Lamb, but I also
have McCaffrey in that lineup. But I have Mooney in that
lineup. DK, dude, DK more yards.
DK is fucking honestly, like I I respect the Titans so little
that I'm rooting for them to put up offense just so that we don't
sub out Taylor at the six minute mark of the third quarter.
They've never been left threatened than I am by the
Tennessee Titans. Like please score some points.
Reeves was taken. I I thought about taking ward
overs here because Reeves was on it and it was like, they're just
going to, they're just going to Chuck so much.
But. You guys 11 more catch and I'm
very happy with the result of that start.
Well fuck Bonex points not good for me.
Either Oh my God dude. Am I, Am I about to enjoy this
next Cam word player? Or you're going to like this 1.
Oh, I was going to go with bump, bump, bump bump.
Insert whatever musical cue you like.
Don't watch that one. You're not going to break the
film. I don't know.
Oh. Man, poor poor baller just gets
absolutely fucking smacked because Ward couldn't handle the
smack. What is the point of the
Tennessee Titans? I don't know.
I don't know if they know. You got time.
You got all day. What are you gonna do with it
all day? Oh, OK.
Oh. See, that's why the film Bros,
they like him. Oh, I thought he was gonna take
a horrible because he throws A6 yard check down and he did
throw. He did throw.
Did throw across his body. Oh and then Spears fumble at the
end of that. They're staying down, but I
don't know if I agree. I'm not sure he was down either.
I thought he was down on dude. I think White might have
straight up got benched after that.
Yeah, unless like Tucker did any better.
Like this is hilarious, Quiggle says he's in a sleeper league
where the commissioner accidentally included kick
return yards as points in DK is basically Jamar Chase.
Awesome. I'm sure the group chat.
Dude, get rid of the ball. Oh my God.
Riemann rush. We got all day to throw.
We're going to scramble.
We're not going to get there. What are the flags?
Is that holding? I don't know yet.
I'm I'm always behind you guys. Mike McCoy looks unhappy.
So I'm thinking it's against the Titans.
Mike McCoy. Both teams.
Wow. So we get to watch another 10
seconds come off the clock while Cam Ward sits in the pocket.
They're just letting him sit back there.
Well, they're getting pressure with three, so I guess they're
not. But.
Well, they're getting, they're getting pressure because like
Cam Ward has a time to throw of 8.7 seconds.
So like. It's.
Pretty hard not to get pressure so long Cam Ward's like on the
phone with Uber Eats like as he's just sitting there in the
pocket I. Said to some very anti Cam ward
stuff two weeks ago on the pod and I was I went back I was
looking at the YouTube comments and someone people are very mad
and someone goes Cam ward is Jordan love with a better arm.
Oh, that was a really fun play. They just ran.
That was a really awesome play. Wow.
That was sick. Mike McCoy.
Oh, get in there, Ah. Man thought have been nice for
some. Best ball bags?
Yeah, that was nice. Oh, not going to give it the
fucking Pollard I bet. The The Buccaneers do not look
very good. No, but.
Why are why are they going so run heavy?
I don't understand. The Saints are like a are aren't
they a better run defense than pass defense?
You. Can do whatever you want on the
Saints, OK? Apparently not.
No, most teams. Like, why do they?
Why do they have? 15 carries so they're back up
running backs. I mean I get the receivers are
also all hurt, but doesn't seem like a recipe for success.
Yeah, Cowboys already in a hole. Wow, That's, that's fine.
That's that's going to be slinging.
That's great for. Us the main thing is like Mims,
like Lamb is going to be great on negative script.
I think Mims is like completely indifferent to script.
Like, it's not like he's the guy.
You're like, Bo, Nick's way better as a front runner.
Way better. Like, yeah.
Way better. But if you're thinking of like
how Marvin Mims scores, like, you're probably better being
ahead because you can do like, tricky shit to like.
Get you want? You want.
Pinky feeling he's not the guy like he like Mims is not the
dude who you're throwing too repeatedly 8 yards at a time
chasing points like that's that's Evan Ingram's job.
Yeah. Oh, I think Spears might have
scored. I think he did too.
That was a crazy tightrope. That was it was a crazy run.
He's a good player, they should they should give him more
touches and not more to the corpse.
Of this play, no gunner helm. Oh really?
I started Gunner, Helm said. Hey, somewhere.
Wow, you. Got you, Got a TUD.
Let's go. The future is bright in
Tennessee, boys. Gunner.
Group chat, loved that one. Trade Chick for a conditional
seventh round pick. It's gunner season.
It's Gunner. Season, yeah, we got at a Bowers
Michael Mayer team that I was forced to put Gunner Helm into
the lineup. I think Gunner Helm for a while
was my most drafted tight end in the big board.
I like you literally said that as this guy said what you said
in the chat like that is such a meme.
At this people people have Davis Maddock fucking arrangement
syndrome if they know your exposures before you say.
I would. I would just.
I mean this in the best way to you, but like people need to pay
less attention to Davis Maddock online.
They do, they do, they do. Everyone needs to read more
books man. I don't even need to look them
up, I just know it's somewhere in between 8 to 8.4% on.
On no big board was before I got scared.
I didn't know I didn't know PD. I didn't know PD was going to
build a way for people to check my big board of answering.
PD is directly responsible for the wave of without exposure.
Bros Oh. Man.
You know, you do what you do what you got to do.
Do what you got to do. I just like, I don't, I just
don't enjoy watching Javonte Williams play football.
No. I certainly don't.
And I don't know if the Denver Broncos are feeling his girth
today. It was a crazy, crazy statement.
I loved it. That was awesome.
Oh, Dak Dakota. They, they, the Cowboys just
love like feeling right. They're feeling Phil, they're
feeling Javante's girth. They're always like they're,
they're just, they're like feeling each other out.
At the exact time that I said that, the announcer was like,
he's just feeling like he's back.
So they they feel it all. It all manner of ways.
And non. Sequitur in the chat.
Mooney blows balls. Yeah, it was a tough day on on
behalf of Mooney FC. Where?
We're counting as bad. This is about as bad as as
Mooney could be. Man, yeah, no one could have
predicted that. We'll be we'll be back in no
time. We'll we.
Oh, Eck. Mooney.
It's the Arrow's always off Mooney FC.
God. Damn dude.
Did what just happened there did Oh, is it a pick six from the
rat? Man I think it was AI.
Think the rat. I didn't.
I haven't seen it on my screen. I just saw it on my CBS Sports
app that it has become 13. Nothing.
Shake, rattler and roll. Oh no, it was a.
Oh, it was a fumble. That was not Rattler's fault.
Who who fumble? Whose fault was it?
I think it was Olabe or was that shaheed that?
Was shaheed. Come on.
He just he tries to sneak it olabe first.
That's we're speaking irregularities at the ballot
box. Wasn't be sure who it was. 2222
and 12 look very similar. You knew.
You knew all.
You. Knew.
Did you think the truth wasn't going to come out, David?
Truth is out there. The truth is out there.
Could have been a lave, could have been she.
Not Rattler's fault. She heat's fault.
Labe maybe? Brandon Cooks.
I heard they were trying to trade Brandon Cooks.
I think it was Bayley. I think it was Bayley.
You know what? I don't know if he completed a
football move. I think you.
I think. Hey, you know what this is?
This is great for the Rattler yards, right?
I mean, we need, we need this because the Bucks only want to
run the clock off every time they get the ball.
It's it's definitely the. Announcer said he definitely
made a football move. Rattler could be Rattler could
be trending towards the bench. Oh, this is bad though.
They're they're, they're going to call Winfield down, so that's
going to burn like another 7 minutes off the clock before.
How many, how many? How many Rashad White 2 yard
runs? Oh no, no, no they're not.
Rescue me from confusing a lava and she needs number bro.
Rescue me from my own reality, I.
I mean, she he does already have like 4 for 40, doesn't he?
3 for 32, same thing, yeah. But now he's got a big -1.
Yeah, Buccaneers D, by the way, in salary cap DFS.
I think the touchdown might not stand though.
It looks like they're reviewing whether he was like touchdown.
They blew the whistle. That's why it's not gonna stand.
It's just. Well, the ref blew the whistle
because it's so strange to see Shaheed not catch a.
Right, yeah. The referee, by the way, is, oh,
I saw it. The Pitman Bobble catch, Yeah.
Or is there another one? No, that's the one.
How do? How does?
His defender not just absolutely smoke him while the ball is in
the air, it's. Because it's the Tennessee
Titans, man. Like they don't.
Like against any other defense, Michael Pitman junior is begging
for his life as like Ball is. Whoever 33 is for the Titans,
like instead of just leveling Pitman, he's like staring up.
He's like. Maybe I'll catch it.
Maybe I'll catch. It like you could have just
fucking decked Pitman to the turf and then his teammate would
have caught it like a pop fly Colts.
Talk radio has already awarded that be catch of the 2025.
Season for sure. Colts talk radio is very funny.
Like it's just I feel like every local radio show is a mix of
like 1 to 2 smart people and like a couple of just total
morons. Like we played the Cardinals
couple weeks back and I was like, I've never heard of Terry
McBride, but he looks great today and I was like up for a
living and you've never heard of Trey McBride.
Like what it's? Like this guy reminds me a lot
of Tyler Warren the more I see. He literally said he like, he
looked like he was almost as good as Tyler Warren today.
He's like. I like.
What are you talking about? Then then this week they were
like, I can't believe that the the Tyler Warren wasn't the
first tight end drafted. Like I don't know who like the
other guy even was, but like that just seems like that
wouldn't have been a good plan. It was like you're I was like, I
guess like good enough point, but like it's tough to make the
point of I can't believe they drafted this other guy over
Warren when you can't name the other guy.
Speaking of Warren. That's so good.
And then his. His.
Points about like mysterious tight end was just like he
doesn't know so he's just like grafting his general grievance.
He was like, I bet, like the analytics, like the other guy
more and maybe he could bench press 250 lbs.
But I think. Warren was a good football
player. He was just like, what are you
talking? About.
If there's an NFL player that can't bench.
Blaming the analytics for liking a player you don't know more
than our player. Pittman.
What? What?
What was too small? Go.
Man. What a pimp that tightens.
The Fed. What a fucking catch.
What a catch. Be sending him in a Father's Day
card next year. I need to see the other angle of
that. Oh my God, that's an insane
catch. That is like, not even just cold
stock radio is calling that. Yeah, like national radio is
called that Catch of the year. Yeah, that's really catch of.
The year what? A.
Fucking catch. Developments in Buck Saints.
It's good, good for rattler. Everything's good for Rattler.
Hey, everything is good for Rattler.
All roads lead to the rat. Is it time for us to see Teddy
Bridgewater here? For the bucks, I mean.
People were people were mad that Baker Mayfield, who of course I
love and is a great man and I respect him, but people were
saying this was our MVP. And our real MVP is Michael
Pittman. He's got.
A Pittman Offensive Player of the Year.
I think I think they should do. Jonathan Taylor, MVP Michael
Pittman, Offensive Player of the Year.
Daniel Jones. Fuck dude, they are just beating
Troy Franklin. I mean they are just beating
this guy. That's like 5 targets and three
drives. It is literally 5 targets.
You can do it. Rattler right back.
OK, that wasn't she that. Was that was jawan?
That's like 2. They said go sit on the trade
block, brother. You know, he was, he's out
there. Where do we, where do we want
Shahid to be? I guess you guys probably don't
want him to be traded. No, I think he's in a pretty
good spot. Well, it sounds like he is going
to be traded. But like I but I feel like, no,
I'm not saying we don't want him to be traded because we hate
Shahid. I think he's like already in a
very helpful situation for Shahid.
Like what could be better? They they run a million plays.
He's like one of the clear top 2 targets.
Like I think he's in a pretty good spot for.
Rashid Shahid He could be in a. What would be the best like the
best spot would be like New England.
I don't think they're gonna trade for offense.
They're all all reports on the Patriots is they're trading for
pass rush help, not. If the if he.
Probably should trade for offense though.
They could use like a guy like Shahid would make a lot of
sense. Oh, he totally would.
I just throwing the ball. The Bills are a possibility for
Shaheed for sure, but like then he'll run like a 61% route rate
with all the rest of their guys. For fantasy, you do not want him
to go to the Bills. The Giants I think are looking
for receiver help just to like help develop dart and that would
be. Great Giant.
I think I'd rather stay put. That'd be good.
Anytime you go to another, it could be like if he started the
year on the Giants, sure, but like you're getting traded.
I'd agree that staying on the Saints is the best case.
Like for him and a Lave I think they have it pretty good.
I think he'd be better off going to the Patriots specifically.
Well sure, but I mean Drake Made is the greatest football player
of all time. See, I think he'd also be stuck
in rotational hell there. He'd be in somewhat of a
rotation, but I think like they're playing Mac Hollins
like. He'd be like Demario Douglas,
but good there. But he'd play on the outside
though, and that's what they need.
They need a dude with speed. Yeah.
Booty gets open deep somehow anyway so I guess it's fine, but
shaheed would legit help them. Keyshawn Booty is going to try
and lead all time fantasy football a number of times
mentioned in waiver wire columns.
Yeah, and. The funny thing is like
Keyshawn, Keyshawn Booty and Alex.
For like 1% like don't all year. And both Keyshawn Booty and Alec
Pierce are just the same but slightly better version as
Jameson Williams. I know dude who be outscoring
Jameson Williams this year is going to be insane.
He if if you had some, I'm not waiting on that one rest of the
season. Between Jameson, Alec Pierce and
Keyshawn Booty, you'd ranked Jameson third.
Davis do do you like Keyshawn? Booty has 18 more yards than
Jameson Williams type stat. You're always good for this.
I don't have any because booty Booty is not one of my guys, so
it doesn't. I know, I know, I know.
I could do it though. The the thing with Keisha on
booty is people forget that had he not been involved in like a
crazy sex cult operation at LSU, he probably could have been a
first round pick. Yeah, he was a talent.
Didn't he he, I don't know. He's not athletic.
He doesn't separate. Like, I don't know, he was
always gonna beat. This right, I mean, I think he's
more athletic than he tested cuz he's just like like if you read
up on sort of what he was up to at LSU, like he doesn't think
he's a guy who is prepping for the combine with the type of OK.
Yeah, not fair. Like like, I feel like part the
combine is like half athleticism and half like your ability to
just like practice a specific set of skills.
I don't think it's more of that, I think it's.
More than half that, right? And it's like Boude was like
more just like, let me go to like the like the sex bungalow
in Baton Rouge. Like I don't think he was like
grinding on the track. I think it's like, I mean the
big thing that the teams actually care about the
interviews, but leaving those aside.
Like, well, and those, hey, I mean, he'll be the first to tell
you like he did an interview like 2 weeks ago where he was
like, look, I was like kind of a dumb ass like when I was in
college and like, I, I like figured it out now and, and now
I can play football and like, just like, yeah, good for you.
I'm happy to. I'm happy he's doing well.
Not. Another DK catch by the way.
You guys were laughing, but he's going to be a wide receiver one
on the week. Oh, they called it back for OPI.
Jayden Glue just had a little run there.
Nice feed feed Jayden. I just want to say for all of
the Rattler slander, he is on pace to clear his higher passing
yards. Mims also on pace, just he.
Just needs one because. It only takes 1.
If you think about Keyshawn, it makes sense.
Keyshawn booty has nose by the way.
Yeah, he's this year's Nick Westbrook, Akane.
Yeah. Yep, yeah.
Wakes up in the end zone every week.
I don't think the Cowboys realize this.
The situation they find themselves in they they often
start these games like trying to pretend like they are a team
they are not. You got there just.
Spread him out. Come on.
Oh that was honestly dude, if he hits that throw I might issue.
I might have issued a small apology.
Great. Looked great in the pocket
there. Yeah, he did, but then he
airmailed it by like. He airmailed it by like 5 yards.
He's a nice pocket movement. It was a beautiful spiral.
It was just not even close to being complete.
Yeah, yeah. Tough, really tough stuff.
I can't. I mean, this Bucks offense is
just so depressing. 7:00 to 3:00 at the half for this game.
Damn CD almost had a touchdown. Damn dude, he's up to two
catches now, by the way. Man, he was very honestly very
close to scoring there still and he slammed his head against the
turf. He's still in though.
Oh, is he not? No, I think he's getting.
Checked. That's not good.
We'd get rescued. We would get rescued.
We. Would although I did.
I learned this the other day. I had a four legger that hit
with one of the legs being a rescue.
Andrew Nemhard left in the first half and they don't pay you out
like the other three legs are correct, they just refund you.
Oh. Yes.
Well, I guess it makes sense, but.
I I not a not a charitable donation.
So I'm not actually interested. In being risky, it's it's.
Kind of like you're like drowning in the water and then.
He's like he's back in. Then they, then they, they still
yap out of the water and they're like, oh, where would you like
to go? And you're like, Oh, well, like
I my home's a couple hours away and they're like, well, that's
too far, but we'll just leave you here in the road and get all
itch like back. That is what it's like.
Glad he's back. My best Pete, you'll like this.
My best James Cook, Reese all lineup also has CD still going.
Guess who it has going at Tight end?
Gunner helm. No Funniest.
Funniest possible name? Taysom.
Taysom, Taysom Hill. Yeah, got it in under the wire.
How many times did you click Taysom?
Probably. Like 5 OK.
You just never know when it's, you know.
Sure wish I had Kyle Pitts on that team.
Oh. Really nice Jaden blue run.
Yeah. Dude, he looks all right.
If only there was some way to predict that he would look
better in the open field than Javonte Williams.
And if only predicting that made money.
Hey, one season. Left.
That's close. It is.
I suppose it is. Yeah, all of these new YouTube
handles in the chat are just like, I can't I I knew
everybody's handle and then YouTube added a bunch of fucking
numbers to the end of them. It's awful.
They did. Yeah, like this.
It used to just say his his name and now there's 2723 at the end
of it used to just say bones thaw.
Now it's 6110. I have no clue.
Although I guess some of them don't have that so who knows.
All right, big third down. Oh, in a second big third down
here. He can't keep getting away with
it. Oh my God, they keep going down
with the one. Oh, I thought he scored.
Oh, I thought that was Ferg. Anyway, no, it's the.
Was it scoon? It was scoon the.
Major was. Oh oh.
Pete, that was your chance. Yeah, Jones had.
He had Pierce for a long one and just.
Airmailed. It Oh, he did airmail that.
Sheesh. Yeah, I'd like to get the top of
the. Line.
I'd like to get the 300 yard bonus from Daniel Jones.
Is he your cash QB? Yeah, I swapped to him over Nix
'cause I was pretty far. I don't.
Know why we're passing the ball so much like Taylor's averaging
like 8 yard, 10 yards to carry. We're not.
No. Dan Dan Jones 4%, Bonex 57%.
Like. Just run the ball, guys.
Like what? Be serious.
Yeah, Javon, as has Quiggles, points out it is just going to
be Javonte getting away with it. Is it possible to franchise tag
a guy who is on a one year deal? I.
Think you franchise tag anybody? I I, I don't know as much about
the NFL salary cap as I do the NBA salary cap.
Like it would not surprise me if you couldn't well tried to tush
push with DAC. I'm pretty sure you can, but I I
could be wrong. If someone told me that you
can't, I'd believe them. But yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's one of the worst attempts at a push slash sneak
I've ever seen. So much for the Make a Wish
revenge study for Javante. No, they're going out of their
way to not get. They're not, they're not feeling
it. There we go.
I felt the girth. Javonte.
I mean, come on, Javonte was
always scoring here. There we go.
I I feel his fucking girth on a weekly basis, yeah.
All right. Good Marvin Mims Marvin Mims,
the seven minute drill wide receiver.
I. Just made I don't know if you
guys have the sound on, but what Jim Nance just said will make
you violently. I'll he he just said when he
said when you get down to the one, it's kind of like with
Derrick Henry. You just got to give it to him.
I've been feeling Derrick Henry's girth for a long time,
that's for sure. 22 tuds today. The bears felt was girth today.
They did it. Kind of felt.
Do you think Lamar has a chance to play?
They're talking about playing Thursday now, but like why
didn't he play today if he could play Thursday?
I. Don't know.
I mean, he's got to be close. He practiced all week.
He's not that far off. It's just strange to me like
this. Was what's the deal?
The Ravens. Practiced in a fully limited
fashion. The Ravens are just the weirdest
team, man. There's just like everyone's
always hurt on the team and like Lamar's in and then he's out and
like he has the immune system of a small Victorian child.
He's like always. He does.
He's pooping during the game. Yeah, it's just like, I don't
know, I don't know, feels feels strange.
Jack Settlement is just always tilting his like entire life off
on X. The everything app.
Well, Lamar. Lamar has bubonic plague.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's just insane.
And then people always say like it's a contract thing.
Like a bunch of people on Twitter were saying, oh, he he
doesn't want to practice because he wants a new deal.
And I'm like, why are we, why are we even talk?
Like what? I don't know, I just, I guess, I
guess I just think that every other AFC team just constantly
lives in a perpetual state of fear.
Like they're just like, or, or maybe fear might not even be it,
but but just like trying to fight against the sense of
nihilism of like, nothing we do even matters.
Like, what's the point of getting out of bed in the
morning? Can we mute him?
Honestly, like when Davis was
set. No, no one gets higher off of at
least even the AFC. Well, I I actually miss, I miss
sad Chiefs Davis. I really wish.
We had a good run. It's it's over now, Davis.
Nothing about Davis. He's both a sore winner and a
sore loser. I find a way.
I do find a way. I mean, frankly, I, I honestly,
I really mean this. In my heart of hearts, I would
take letting the Bills finally win their AFC Conference
championship game just to know that this version of the Chiefs
offense is just what we will expect in the regular season for
the rest of his career. To never go back.
The 2024 Chiefs offense every. Oh, that's a great trade for
you, Yeah. Great trade, yeah.
Like I would, I would make that I like I would, I would just
accept that right now. Yeah, cuz I mean, you're gonna,
you're gonna have many more chances at Super Bowls if they
play like this. Absolutely, absolutely.
So I just the the the watching a team win games despite actively
being ass is just it's a crazy thing to experience.
Dude, Chimera DK is going off he's.
Eating. He's eating.
You know they called me a madman all.
Right, Denver has the ball. Let's get play action.
Have have the Cowboys defensive back whose name is literally
shower handle. I didn't lie on the play fake
true story Cowboys. The Cowboys activated a guy
named Davion shower handle. That's the most like college
football 26 recruit class. Yeah, 29 name ever.
The computers run out of names like I don't.
I'm not a believer in simulation theory, but that might have
convinced me like we are the. Computer called.
Hold on that. I mean what?
What are we doing there? Ref.
God. Jacob, what would you say my
live odds of getting 300 passing yards for Daniel?
Jones, R Daniel Jones R Let's see what's he at right now.
So he's currently at 1:31. Yeah.
I mean, they're probably like like it really depends on if the
Titans can push. Like Titans, either Titans
either need to score here or give the ball back.
Before I I would say plus 275. Another Troy Franklin I I.
Eating. Yeah, I I did.
It. It was me.
Nicholas and me, we lose a pick. Oh oh that was it, 35 yard he
got interfered with. Oh fuck.
Well, that's just one target for the game.
Terrors God oh Jesus, now the classic move not even to attempt
to catch the ball, but instead to just like flail and.
Well, no, he got his arm. Well, he was interfered.
With no, I mean he was like he would never had a chance of
actually catching it though. No, he could have caught that.
God damn it. God damn it.
That was so bad. Would that would that have been
enough yards? Yeah, how many yards if that
wouldn't have been enough yards? 29 1/2.
That was definitely enough yards.
All. Right, let's do our second-half
bullshit. Oh my God, dude.
Who's number one? Ingram.
It's he's the slowest person alive.
They're doing that was a, they did a Mims.
That's a Mims screen. Oh, every people are people are
telling me this Dan Rogers tweet I quote tweeted is a is a bit I
got sentelled. What was?
What did you quote?
Tweet. Just the Cowboys inactives, but
the guy made-up a name. The shower.
Oh so. You're.
Telling me there's no one named shower handle.
That does make me feel good that we live in a real universe
though. Well, this is this is actually,
this is a great way to do a good joke tweet, like make all the
other ones real and then just slip in a fake name.
That's actually, that's actually very, that's really good.
Classic shower handle move. They're gonna get, they're gonna
give Dobbins a touchdown. Oh.
Why couldn't Ingram got in there?
I got him actually on a important team.
I'm going against Ingram in my eliminator so I don't want that.
Oh, Dobbins? Not even close.
Real Cowboys fans like Steph, they're waiting like, no.
I would know if we had someone named Shower Handle on our
roster. All right.
Are we going to look at second-half stuff?
Sure. Oh yeah, let's let's fire off
some some more. Our second-half stuff has been
has been decent. Yeah, second-half stuff has been
good. Dobbins in.
God. Damn it, I like, I like it's.
It's only .8, but I like Daniel Jones to get another passing
touchdown. Sure.
Yeah, that's pretty possible. And then what?
Whatever Franklin yards or receptions is feels like he
literally has been out there every fucking play.
Yeah. I mean, they said on the
broadcast that in the production meetings, Eberfloos was like,
we're building the game plan to take away Sutton, so they're
just sort of leaving whoever else.
Oh they did Harvey. They called Dobbins down.
Harvey. Got it. 2 touchdowns for Harvey.
Slappy. Should I add Chad Schrader?
Actually, I'm I'm playing, I'm playing him in two leagues today
and it's been uncomfortably close because my fucking stat
about Judkins team just keeps taking injuries.
We had to. We had to start Harvey in a
couple mains. That worked out.
What do you think's more likely, Daniel Jones throwing a passing
TD or Taylor scoring another rushing TD because it's better
odds on the Taylor? Taylor Taylor.
Taylor's more likely. Taylor's more likely.
Let's do both. I mean, we could do both, but I
mean, this is just not tough, yes.
That's not tough. They correlated.
No, no. Well, it's just incredibly
Franklin need to get to get both of those things.
Franklin, they don't have up right now.
There you go big Rashad White gained 17 yard catch.
Let's let's wait till let's just not do a Saints bucks and let's
just wait till the Cowboys and. What about DK?
Yeah, I like DK. Let's let's get on the DK.
Yeah, yes, he's from like read #1.
You want to just his receiving yards.
Yeah, the yards. Whatever you prefer.
Yeah, it's the yards. I mean, Cowboys are going to be
down 12 and we're going to get this drive and we're going to
get second-half. So if there's some Lamb stuff
out there, we could do. He's good, right?
There's nothing. There's nothing with the the
head. No, he's, he's been in, he's
been fine. Let's just let's just double
down on the receptions 5 1/2. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I like that all. Right, we got to get this in in
like 2 minutes. Yeah, fire it and.
Post We want this JT tuddy DK Yeah Lamb.
Yeah, slam slam it and and post it.
All right, here you guys go. Slam it and post it.
All right in. Come on.
Baby. Titans touchdown here actually
would be sick that. Would be awesome.
Yeah, it's not loading. Why ain't it loading?
It's like my location won't load for some reason.
Baker Baker is cooking a little bit there.
We go. Taz here.
Got it in, got her in. No, Titans touchdown not
happening. That's an incredibly like that's
a very Mike McCoy. You're down 10, very
overmatched, and they just punted at 4th and four on the
Indy 48 and specifically with under 2 minutes left, which is
like the time you least want to do that because if you could,
because if you could convert that, you stop Indy from getting
a possession instead. Now Indy has the last
possession. So it's like the dumbest
possible punt on every single level.
They're just an incompetent fucking franchise.
There's no way K dot and got in on this.
His knee is down. Holy shit.
I think he did. I really hope he's short so that
we get 4 consecutive Rashad White because I think because if
it's you're at when your elbows down right If your elbow's down,
if I can't ever remember the rule.
But if it's the if it's elbow, he's not in points taken off the
board. They're saying he's.
Down. Can you send me that in discord?
Yeah. It won't work for me on my.
Computer for some reason. All right, come on.
Rashad White 1 yard touchdown. Come on.
They have to throw here. No, dude.
Come on, Peter. What do you need this for?
Cash It's. Like everything I I I have huge
Rashad white bags this week because I was taking him.
I was taking him when Bucky was out or when Bucky was still
queue in BR. Oh, gotcha you.
Know the Colts are giving up, which is a little unfortunate.
Yeah, that's that was a killer sack they took there.
For sure. They're going to do Pete this
first play. They are going to do play
action. Yeah, they're not giving it to
Rashad. They're going to do like some
little dumb pot. Yep.
That what? That was not that was not any
smarter than running it up the gut with Rashad.
Sorry, but that's not Mike Evans.
Was that Sterling Shepherd or Tez?
Sterling Shepherd? That was the that was the yeah,
that was really bad. Can we just, can we just run a
like a good half back toss? What like how do you envision
that play working? Like you just think Sterling
Shepherds can go bossa dude? Well, you.
Oh fuck it, Sean Tucker. Jesus Christ.
And he doesn't even and he doesn't.
Even get he doesn't get in. Oh my God.
Just hand the ball to Rashad White.
Wait. Why is DK enacted now?
I think. Because they're about to get the
ball back. God.
Damn it. I I so did everybody get it in
except for? Except for Karine.
Oh boy, try and try and reload it.
You might be able to. It's it's it's going on ATV
timeout right now. So but it might reload, but it
might be a slightly. Higher number it let me get DK
now but but lamb not. Oh my God, dude, that's the
worst. The Buccaneers goal line offense
is the oh, here we go. This is what are these plays
dude? Every single one of these play
calls has been so uninspired, like we can't get any motion,
any inside slants, anything easy.
So it's Houston, Texans asked goal line offense.
Yeah. Tucker got it.
Fuck. That's really annoying Dimes got
up to to 146 DAC almost DAC almost just threw a pick 6.
Get this to 1 score 'cause they they just hit a big one to IO
Manor so that would be good for everything if they can.
That would be good for everything.
Titans get the ball to start the second-half, so like they're
they're in this game. Titans Titans score is like
legitimately massive because I need I need 4 quarters of Dimes.
Yeah, I mean, they're, they're going to be potentially 1710
getting the ball to start the second-half Like it's they're
live for sure, very live in this game.
DKDK just had like a 15 yarder. Let's go.
Oh yeah. Let's go DK.
Did you get in, Pat? I did finally, yeah.
Nice SO. What?
And I got a better payout than I would have gotten it.
They came up with my payout 9 yards now.
Damn, now they have to try and kick a really long field goal.
All right, so we only need 6 more yards from DK.
I think that that is correct. I love getting those in before
the last drive of the half. I know it's all.
Those are nice, yeah. I I got that today with with
Loveland on one and he got like an 11 yard catch and I was like
oh I literally only need one more yard and he never got it.
Shout out to Colston Loveland. This would be a good week to be
in first place of a contest and anti sweating any of the game
shooting out. Yes, sure, particularly because
if you're in first place it meant that you also faded all of
the like, worst possible plays, like all the Falcons and stuff.
Yep. This is a 2 minute drill.
This is a chance for us to get Mims yards.
Not even close. Not A1 score game.
How did Sly miss the field goal? All right.
So I'm going to go to Blue Sky and check Nathan Yankee to
figure out how many snaps Mims has.
Oh, it's got. To be like sticks.
Let's do it. He's slacking, do.
You think, do you think MIM thinks that they get back in the
two-minute trail or no? I I have no idea.
It feels like Marvin Mims's whole thing is he's going to get
3 targets and either he catches them or he doesn't.
Yeah, just it's tough. I mean, we he had, he had his
fucking chance. He had a chance.
Yeah, much like. Oh, let's get some shitty
passing yards for Dimes. Oh it.
Was a good play though, like the thing with Mims, you know, like
that, that was good for the offense going to him, help them.
So maybe he gets another. Dimes did not get us any more
yards. Before.
No, he just darted it. The Titans sniffed that one out.
I can't believe Sean Tucker just got that touchdown.
Can't believe they only gave Jonathan Taylor 8 carries in
that half and they had Jones drop back 21 times.
What are we doing? Run the ball.
Is CJ Stroud back or was it really as simple as like playing
their younger guys and creating some more space?
And also like the Niners entire defenses out in their trash.
Yeah, all right. Mims is not on the field because
they're running nice Dobbins run.
It is, it is such a tell whenever Mims is on the field,
like, you're just like, all right, Well, they're definitely,
they're definitely not running. Oh, Troutman's on the field.
It's not a pass, do you think? Oh, another Franklin catch.
Was. I think that's Sutton.
We didn't do Franklin, did we? Oh cuz Franklin wasn't listed?
Yeah. Oh, that was Sutton.
That was. Well, wait, yes, no, so that was
sudden. Mims is out there, top of the
screen. Mims snap alert.
Wow. Very heads up play by Dobbins
right there. Also, the Texans did run like a
billion offensive plays. 30 Yeah, well, not as many as they
could have. I know the Texans defense is
very good but like what the fuck was the Niners up to today?
They just like could not convert 1/3 down they they had.
I think it was something like they had the lowest.
The Texans had the greatest amount of time of possession in
the first half in a game for 16 years.
They possessed to play 26 minutes of the 30 in the first
half. Rattler avoiding another pick 6
or a safety. I guess that time Tyler Beatty
in the game got to have your got to have your one minute drill
running back out there. Every year Sean Payton, did he
do it again? 8 yard catch.
No, that was Ingram. No, that was your your play
behind. Oh, I'm a play behind, OK.
Yeah, who's going to be the third running back on the
Broncos next year? Man, that's a good question.
Nick Nichols. Duke Johnson.
Nick Nichols. Nick Nichols is a real answer.
It's real, but it's like too real.
Like you could see them actually doing like a three man rotation
with Nick I'd. Rather just converted that third
down. It's.
Just like. RJ Harvey is the better answer
for the third running back on the Broncos next year.
Oh God, that's. You know that joke would be
funnier if you didn't have two touchdowns today?
All right, Marvin Mims is not getting the yards.
Oh, you just came to that conclusion.
Was that a pack? Wow, that was a dime.
Yeah. Oh, man.
Pat, that's Pat Bryant. Usable week, the people.
Are saying wow. I had to start him in a dynasty
league as my third receiver. That's sick.
Yeah, well, this is good for the lamb.
I mean, they're going to be living on the lamb all
second-half they. Sure are.
And for the next 40 seconds, dude, Pat Bryant, let's go.
The Bryant Mims wars. We're we're alive.
We're back. I think the war is over.
That's all it took, Dallas Cowboys defenses.
Just something else, hey? That was the thesis behind the
Mims play. Great arm point rattler.
So he's at 136. We've got to get what is it,
2O2? 2/19, No 2. 12 That's a really
nice catch, too. Yeah, it was.
How many fantasy points is Knicks up to?
13.5 Daniel Jones had has 10.14 that my whole day will be
decided by which one of those guys scores more points.
Knicks versus Jones. Yeah.
So I hope that I hope we get, you know what would be perfect?
A Jonathan Taylor 80 yard screen pass touchdown.
Oh man, I would do. I would do crazy things with
that. Who do you who do you have?
Davis? Is it White JT and Bijan?
No I don't have JTJT was too hard to fit this.
This train team is like truly awful.
Like all the people like me who played it like need to learn to
get a fucking original thought. It's so it's so bad.
Like it it it's just full of guys that you're like, what?
What were you hoping happened? Man?
Dak just has like 2. No tough All right, Buccaneers
have the ball back. Get.
Out of bounds get out of bounds Dak.
Yeah. Two times really good that's.
Fine, they had two timeouts like a a CD catch on this drive would
go crazy. Would be really nice.
Yeah. Brandon Aubrey.
We could. We could see NFL history here.
Aubrey would be big. I'm in a tight main event
matchup against Chad right now and we've got Aubrey.
Especially with that thin air at Invesco.
Oh. Dude, Pete loves Invesco.
Literally cancelled. The company.
Pickens. Oh that's I got him in that game
against Chad too. It's it's one of the most
pathetic matchups possible because our team has Dadaboo and
Judkins which both left the game basically 1/2 time, but his
entire team is injured. So it's just like James Cook and
a bunch of guys who projected for 5.8 PPR points and it's
coming down to the wire. What I guess what yard line do
you have to kick it to to get the record?
For Aubrey, like What is the record 65?
Yeah, 66. 66 so you'd need to be from the 49.
The opposing 49 would be 67. Oh, Dak threw a pick instead?
Well. Are you fucking?
Kidding. Sure ain't.
Hell. Come on, Dak.
Chuck is warming. Up fuck was bad.
Is he actually? Someone just said it in the
chat. I don't.
We won't even we won't even get rescued, will we?
Like 1/2 now. We will not.
No, we wouldn't. So that doesn't really make
sense. Has Rattler played that bad?
Like I don't he had one horrible pick but like.
Yeah. And then?
It is actually real. Chuck's like coming in, I think.
Jeff Duncan just read it. It's actually happening.
Fuck. God.
Rescue us, rescue us. We picked players so bad he got
benched. But like, was he really that
bad? He wasn't good.
I'm sure Shuck will be the answer.
I in this eliminator team I have Jaden Daniels, Cam Ward and
Tyler Shuck and it's now a non zero chance that Shuck gets my
lineup is my starting quarterback.
That's hilarious. I started Shuck on a dynasty
team this week where I had literally like my quarterbacks
for like Trevor Lawrence, Lamar Jackson and Michael Panics.
So I had I had nobody and I was just like, well, maybe Chuck
will get in the game. So I I tossed him in at
quarterback. Nice.
Aw man, got to get some tweets off being fun of the Spencer
Rattler franchise Quarterback week on.
An FFPC dynasty superflux team. I had Kyler Murray and I'm like,
I'm like 3 and 4. Like I'm kind of like semi in
the mix and I lost Kyler Murray and Bryce Young and those are my
only quarterbacks that were any good teams.
Kind of pretty mediocre school players are good.
And so I started this week Kirk Cousins and Andy Dalton.
How many quarterback points in total did I get?
Like 4. 9. I think shady advice.
I'm putting him in his place in this a limb match up here. 134
to 59 Shady. Damn dude.
The the Breece Hall combo. Pretty, pretty nice.
I'm up against. I'm up against 2.
Teams. Did not have points.
Oh wow, nice man. I got lucky, I went 4 for four
last week. My I.
Went one for three. I lost by less than a point in
one. The The Bucks are giving carries
to a guy named Josh Williams. Josh.
Williams. What?
Wait, Pete Davis, how many do you have left?
Two nice. And they they're both against
teams that don't have a quarterback.
You love this. 1818 is not a wide receiver.
He he is a running back. He just is wearing 18.
Yeah, we just, we just live in a lawless society now.
Can't wait to add Williams for a dollar.
Think you can? Probably Caleb or Josh, like I
think, I think Caleb is probably worth about a dollar now.
Maybe caught Caleb and add Josh instead, yeah.
Guys are everyone. Davis, when I cut Caleb, should
I? Should I add Josh or Kayshon
booty? Add Pat Bryant.
Maybe you should cut him for Tyler's shock.
We'll see. We'll see how this game goes.
Shuck chasing. We're we're about to be Shuck
chasing. I can't believe it.
Man, Baker is just like, he's kind of like the Buccaneers are
lucky that Rattler has been so bad because Baker is not have it
today. No second straight game.
Dude. Is this so?
How much? Better or worse or the same is
shock for Olave, Shaheed, etcetera.
I would say markedly worse. Like probably.
Like you bring in, you bring in, you bring in like Peterman range
of outcomes, like he like literally cannot complete a
pass. But if but if that happens.
It's like a rattler, right? Can you do that in the same
game? No, well, I don't.
I'm in the same game. I mean, like next week, yes.
Yeah, like Rattler, I feel like has to show like some level of
confidence in order to shock whoever you're talking.
About all right, Well, we're finding out if it's for real
because they're about to punt or maybe they're kicking.
It's not too late, Saints to quit with these shenanigans.
Put the franchise quarterback back out there.
All right, it is too late to apologize to Caleb Williams,
Titans. Titans are back about to get the
ball. Yeah, they started off with a
Tony Paul run for two yards. What is the point of Tony Paul?
Buccaneers got a 55 yard field goal.
Man, I've definitely got some McLaughlin chasing somewhere.
All right, I need some insane garbage time Pete.
Look at look at this team I have in the I don't know, whatever
one of the contests on underdog. I've got the Cook breeze pairing
with a bunch of guys who have no points yet but are in like the
nutted game script. Oh, the Dak double.
DAK double with Alabe with 59% draft.
What? What contest is this in whatever
this is? 3rd and long. 3rd and long,
yeah. Yeah, can we just we need some
points. We need some points.
I don't know, maybe I should just do what I did last week,
which was leave and all of a sudden Bo Nick scored 35 fantasy
points during the 20 minutes I was reading Goodnight Moon to
April. I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to. I got breeze points on one of my
elims. Sick I got.
I'm currently have 10 points counting on an elim from Tank
Bigsby. Wow.
Tank Bigsby was hitting one of my LM starting light UPS too.
Just the beauty of best Fall. Usable weeks, baby.
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get teams with Tank Bigsby and Pat
Bryant counting today. Yep.
Yeah, officially. It's it's we're shock chasing.
We can close the buck on Wow Miller.
All right, let's get this second-half one to hit.
Good news is we don't have to sweat the Marvin Mims anymore.
Nope, we don't. How I think it should be illegal
to bench a quarterback who's on pace to hit his higher.
For the passing cards like that. Is not.
Means. For a benching, like if he's at
50 yards, I get it. I he he was pacing.
He was going to hit his high now.
They benched him for Tyler Shuttle.
Bars. Titans Titans might get points
on this drive. Can their kicker hit a 52
yarder? I highly doubt.
I don't know about that. I don't know about that, Jim.
We're going to, we're going to find out from the from the right
hash. Wow, Rattler.
Rattler has a lot of experience being benched.
This. Is going to be more than a 50.
This is a 59 yarder Davis. They're they're taking a 59 yard
field goal instead of going for 4th and three.
Playing the highest scoring team in the league.
Seems like the analytics call. We just, we just want the score.
We we want the score to be like what, 1 score as much as
possible. Like what?
But like what? Why are you kicking a 59 yard
field goal instead of just going for 4th and three?
Oh, they're not even. They're just punting.
They're, they're punting. They're.
Punting. They're punting.
Oh my God. Do you like they're they're?
Punting. They're punting and it was a
touchback. They gained a net of 22 yards.
They gained a net of 22 yards instead of just going for a
fourth and three. Like that's so embarrassing.
All right, Shuck chasing. Mike McCoy.
It's Royster Knives out. We're shucking.
I am going to be. Living first play First play
completion to Taysom Hill. Davis.
Is 6 to 7.
It was just hit, just hit by Cupid's arrow.
Wow, yeah, dude, let's go. I mean, Tasa.
Tasa or Chuck is legitimately like Chuck being a good fantasy
asset for the next 10 weeks. Like matters to My Portfolio.
I was a Chuck. Yeah, well, when we were all
drafting. I chucked.
Him because we thought he was going to play 17 games.
Yeah. Yeah, it was the cheapest,
cheapest starts available. It wasn't.
I saw. Hey now, it's not supposed to
be. I saw the lights.
I saw the light though. Jackson Dart ended as my most
drafted player. Oh, that's nice. 8.6% Nice.
No, I have like 14% which for me is 2.
There's, there's some dude at a bar right now.
They're just like hanging out. They're like watching the games,
having fun. You're like, you know, Davis
actually ended up with Dart as his highest drafted player.
14.6%. Man, you know it's bad when Ari
Mayrov, like who's like, just like a tweet aggregator just
tweets. The Titans just punted on 43
from the Colts 42. It went for a touchback net of
22 yards. Malpractice.
Malpractice like his. Aggregator Aggregators are
making fun of your game management decisions.
Ari Brakes doesn't. He's.
Just aggregating. I don't think that he like,
like, does he break stuff? I think he's like somewhere
between an aggregator and a. Break.
I think he's a little bit of both, yeah.
Like he's way more like he, he has more real takes in like DOV
Kleiman, but he's like not. Like he's not DOV.
Either, yeah. Dude, DOV is out of fucking
control. DOV is now what's he been?
Up to I haven't seen, I'm not up to speed on what DOV's been up
to. What's he doing?
He saw he does this. What?
There's this one thing and I say he.
I think they like sold. No, it's I.
Was gonna say. It's kind of like an it.
Yeah, yeah. But they'll do this thing where
it's like they'll post, like the one recently was Simone Biles
with her boyfriend and he was like, like grabbing her ass,
like in the end zone or something.
And at the end he's like, he's like, you just got to love.
True love is what? But he says it like with a
straight face and like a little heart emoji.
And it's just like a dude groping somewhat.
But he always does that for like anything with a couple.
It's just like you got to love seeing true love out there.
Let's. See if I.
Can find it. Oh, Cam Ward just yelled at Mike
McCoy saying go for it. Big, big news in Indianapolis.
Let's fucking there. You go, there you go.
Well, it doesn't really. Oh, that's he also touched down
for the second-half. Yeah, it doesn't get us the
fantasy points because Rattler, but yeah, there we go.
No, yeah, I mean, we, yeah, Rattler was said.
We're back. PMVP.
Nice putt Mike McCoy, you fucking coward.
I really personally would have preferred man on that to be a
pass. But like, don't you just love
seeing a coach do something fucking dumb and just
immediately get like, I do Dicks for it?
Like, yeah. It's great.
It really is great. Like I just love it.
Cam Ward was screaming at Mike McCoy on the sideline too, which
was the best part I believe. His mouth red.
Fucking go for it. Oh man, now I see what the ball
motors are seeing in Cam Ward. Like he was right.
About Yeah, No, that's been pretty sweet.
This is best play of the day. 99.6 percentile surrender index
on the Titans part. Oh my God.
Like I just the Titans, man, what a franchise.
It's so bad. So what do we have for the
second-half? We have DK.
We need, we need five more. We need 6 more yards from DK and
we need 4 Lam catches. Yeah, which we're like on the
precipice of either having incredible game script for Lam
or like whoever their backup is comes in the game.
Do you think the Titans are losing so bad they might bench
DK? No, I don't think so.
I don't think so. OK, good.
How's it going The? Cowboys.
Cowboys get the ball first in the second-half.
That's big. Nice.
That's big. Sure, God.
Dude I need I what? Happened there.
The Daniel. Jones.
Who was that? Was that a fumble after the
catch? I couldn't tell who that was.
You go see what, what, which which came.
The Saints, Yeah, I just couldn't make up the.
Number. Yeah, Shuck.
Whatever he did is I just see Tampa Bay waltzing into the end
zone. Like Jonathan Taylor.
Is. 229 lbs and he's just like, Oh my, going up and eat again.
Yeah. What she eat?
Shit she eat. Again, get.
This. Fucking guy out of here.
Was that was that a lobby? Was that a lobby?
Oh my God, this guy's a bum. Oh man, that guy is no longer
getting traded at the deadline. What's?
What's best? I think, I think, I think
they're. Calling it a drop.
I think they're calling it a drop.
Oh, easily. My favorite?
Thing whenever whenever a wide receiver fumbles and then they
immediately have to go to the ref and be like I dropped.
It I dropped it, I promise. Oh man, they've rescued Shaheed.
They rescued him. Oh man.
Oh, he was down. That's even better.
The lape. Almost.
Said no, they said. They said incomplete pass.
OK. I can't believe the lape almost
said too. They threw it to Shaheed again.
They first played back. They threw it to see.
You got to believe in your guys. Believe in your guys.
Good coaching love Shaheed. Showcasing him for the trade.
Shaheed shakeed. Shakeed now let's get Lamb some
catches, huh? Let's get Lamb some fucking
catches. Imagine if we got to see some
Marvin Mims like usage like this for.
She's in the slot. Double them up.
I really like. Oh oh.
Marvin Mims. Dude, I I think, I think.
What did? It happen again?
Oh my red zone just glitched out.
Oh, mine did too or something. Are you guys seeing this?
They, they, I think they're, I think that I think it glitched
out. Yeah, I think.
No, it's literally just the same play.
It's the exact same play. It's the exact.
Was the lobby this time? It was a lobby.
It was the same. Play, but I don't.
Boy who cried. Wolf No, it happened again, and
this time it's a lobby. OK, Dave, it wasn't a catch.
It. Wasn't a catch, no.
Yeah, sure, It was a lobby this time.
It. Was yeah, it was a lobby.
Now red zone definitely glitched.
It happened again but this time it was a law based fault.
You can't make that up dude. That right I literally it
looked. Identical.
It was identical. And that was not Rashid Shaheed,
that was Chris. The funny part of it never hit
the ground, so it's not even a fumble, it's an interception.
So shocked you have to eat it. Yeah, Tyler Schuck might never
throw up a lava again after that.
David Styson literally like fast forwarding my thing.
Like what? What's going on?
I. Literally like I'm.
Clicking my I'm clicking my phone being like that can't be
right. Like it's just.
Is it running back the same thing?
Ain't man. Oh.
Wow, that was a sweet throw by Ward.
Going back to a previous topic, Kenneth Gainwell is the next
annoying running back three for the Broncos couldn't be more
correct. That's a great.
One couldn't be that. Yeah, just I hope that Kenneth
already has some property in Denver.
Yeah, that's a really good. One was incomplete, by the way,
that sweet pro from Ward. I know he couldn't get his feet
in. I love that after Mike McCoy
just punted away their chance to win the game, they opened up on
the first play, the drive with a -2 yard handoff to Tony Ballard.
Yeah. Oh, this should be a fun third
down. They got like they're showing
blitzing 7. They brought all of them.
DKDK screen. He breaks all one tackle but not
enough. He only got 4 yards.
So we'll need, we'll need another cash.
Steph, that was ACD Rush. That does not help us. 3 Three
more yards for DK. Can we just get ACD lamb
touchdown please? Aw man, my my Kingdom for ACD
lamb touchdown. Yeah, they're saying.
They're saying Sir Tan. They're saying Sir Tan is banged
up again. Yeah, he's in the locker room.
The Cowboys are just, like, bad. Why are we running?
Why are we? Running the ball.
For who? For what?
I mean like, if you don't get a touchdown here, this game is
over. Do any of the Alave boys want to
offer a mea culpa? Or.
I don't see erase machine ones earlier.
Why do why do I why do I have to apologize for Tyler Chuck
interceptions Exactly CD. Not his fault.
Catch. There's a catch.
But why did he go? Backwards.
Just get the first down, you goof.
No. You think Shawty is going to go
for this? Or is it Aubrey time?
No, he'll go for. It they they have to go for it.
Shawty's been OK, some of my guys with my apologies too.
Shouty's been pretty good. Hiring hiring Everfluus was not
a good idea, but that. Was ridiculous.
Yeah. I don't know why you did that.
It's funny because I always thought your reference was a
kind of decent DC when we had him in Indy.
Like not great, but like he wasn't bad.
Yeah, it kind of bland. He was OK in Chicago for for the
first year. Yeah.
Wow. Oh, sick catch, George.
Yeah, he's the he's the best. He's a.
Fucking grown ass man. The guys didn't.
Don't you know that? Like Mike Tomlin doesn't like
him. Oh man, every single Pittsburgh
Steelers are in the market for a wide receiver just right into my
veins. The Bucky traded them away for
1/3 of Isaac Tesla's value. For third, yeah.
Yeah, that's two fewer thirds than was traded for Isaac Tesla.
Who could say who's right or wrong?
Well, I left A.J. Brown in in the dynasty league.
That's not great. Oh man, it's tough.
If it makes you feel better, I started Cooper Rush and Scott
Fishbowl not realizing it was Snoop Huntley starting.
Fuck, have you started Tyler Chuck?
I'm, I'm, I'm blowing my fab on on Chuck this week. 1st and Goal
got to hand it to Javonte. Contractually obliged.
All right, can I get just a long?
A long Alec Pierce touchdown would be nice.
Who's going to score here? Brevin Spann Ford CD Catch.
Oh yeah, that's. Four, that's even better that
it's not a touchdown we'll get. We'll get the.
Touchdown. Wow, that was a nice catch.
Oh yeah, sweet catch it was. It would have been a touchdown
of Jackson throwing. For the late bad bad.
Throw like you should have thrown that right at the at the
hinge point the road, all right. Give me a Daniel Jones passing
touchdown that do not care. Yeah, the Titans just.
Like the Titans being complete cowards really hurt you in this
one. Like if they just yes, had any
interest in competing. Like MM, McCoy has coached this
entire game with the intent of covering the spread rather than
winning, and he's not going to cover the spread.
Either he's not going to cover, Yeah.
Devon take times. 2. Oh God.
What's up? Brutal.
There were like 900 flags thrown right there.
Yeah, has he actually got the touchdown yet or are you just
saying he's getting it because of the Pi?
They're at the they're at the 1 yard line.
Well, I understand that. I just, I just Pete just
conceding the touchdown in advance.
You might as well. Did he score it?
No, he has not scored it yet. He is in the transitive property
you're. Just you're just, you're just
preconceding based on his girth, correct?
Yeah, which seems. Like a touchdown jomonte
touchdown. No, he got stuff, didn't he?
Oh. Well, he looked he got.
In well, yeah, he did get stuff, but Davis is preconceiving.
He's preconceiving. I drank, I drank, I drank.
I've drank enough spice in my life to know.
I don't know that we're we're to quarterback sneak territory now.
Well, they tried it earlier. It looked horrendous.
Yeah. It was like literally one of the
worst of all time. I know, I know, I saw.
But do it again, you know, for team yourself.
CD Nope. Another flag.
Man, they saw that Sterling Shepherd play and said let's try
that. Egg buka Egg Buka almost just
scored a touchdown but got to maybe get interfered with.
Like I said, that guy just doesn't get open.
Baker wants a flag. Didn't get it.
I mean, I think throwing a fade to CD is fine.
Throwing a fade to Sterling Shepherd I I don't love.
It's still just a dumb play. Yes, yeah.
I think the only guy you throw that to with confidence, it's
like Calvin Johnson, Javonte, there you go.
And touchdown, I don't. Trust you anymore, Davis.
No one with my own eyes. No one could have predicted
this. Gross.
Javonte double Dong. I'm feeling more girth than I've
ever felt before. So C DS up to four and we'd see
two more. We got a whole quarter to half
and more negative game script this is it's pretty solid.
We need like 1 catch by DK basically.
Correct, Javonte has nose. Javonte.
This year, Javonte got her. You got to give him.
Javonte has a girthy, girthy nose.
Yeah. All right, can we get a play
action bomb to Alec Pierce? Looks like someone got one of
the Tennessee defensive backs got injured.
All right, Buccaneers settling for a field goal after 2 drops.
We've got 164 passing yards for Daniel Jones.
Don't don't think the bonus is coming.
No, it's not, shout out MM McCoy could have made it happen, but
he chose to he. Chose.
To and it had no fucking chance. And Taylor, yeah.
Or is that? Abdullah Abdullah's been in the
game. This week, yeah.
Yeah, it's been. Now that was Taylor holding.
Yeah, that that was JT. 3rd and eight bomb time, 13 carries for
35 yards. For Javonte, by the way, or for
for Rashad White? Rashad White, Sorry.
Javantes has the exact same line.
He gets 11 for 32. Disgusting.
Oh, he, he threw the bomb. I got.
It. One of us won't spoil it for
Jacob. Oh man, well, I know what's
going to happen, but oh Pete, there you go.
Yeah, I know. I think we're a little past that
that, oh wow, that's stack hitting, but well.
Really. Hey.
OK, All right. Get me back in boys.
That was Downs touchdown here. Which which one?
Which one of you was it like 5 weeks ago?
That was like, yeah, that's not the kind of play that Alec
Pierce makes down the field. Apologize.
No, first of all, I think it was me and this is the play that I
was talking about with no separation.
You were you were talking about him getting like wide open.
I was like, no, he's like a. He's like, no, I, I literally
said. I literally said what he does is
make ridiculous contested patches down the field.
I was like, that is what he does.
I don't remember this. I don't remember what what
happened exactly, one more or the other.
Taylor screen, I'm not going anywhere.
All right, 220 passing yards. Theoretically, this is possible
for him to get the bonus passing.
He gets a passing touchdown to Tyler Warren right here and then
we get one more drive where they're trying.
It's possible. I.
Can't believe Pierce has two fumbles.
Oh, empty set. You might get your passing
touchdown here, Davis. Well, you probably already got
it or didn't, but I'm going to pretend like it's happening
live. Dropping back pressure.
Yeah, he's going to throw it away.
Sears was open in the end zone, too.
Did you guys see the Justin Fields quote?
Good for him. Yeah, they asked about the Woody
Johnson. That's outside noise.
At the end of the day, I get he's the owner of the team, but
that's outside noise. It's pretty balling.
Marvin Marvin Mims with a huge kick return.
Not that it even matters anymore because we got Rattler fucked.
I know, I'm so mad. I let Davis off the hook with
the Mims thing. Oh yeah, Mims could still get
there. Big dawbins run.
The Broncos have violates a security guy.
Harvey and Dobbins have 11 combined carries for 119.
Good, good defense, Cowboys, All right.
I guess I should. Have.
Maybe they should. Sign.
Maybe they should sign like car door, trunk or whatever his name
was. Car door trunk did this.
Early first read data for shock. He only has eyes for a lava.
It's pretty crazy, crazy. Man it's like it doesn't even
exist. Looks like it's another going to
be another 13 targets, 7 catch, 62 yard game for Chris Lape.
Positive aggression candidate, man.
Oh, nice little punch formation. Oh, nice little scramble.
Oh, look at that, Josh Downs. Oh, look at that.
There it is. Baby, you love to see it.
Hey guys, I appreciate it. I'm so far out.
I'm going to need a lot more of those, but.
I don't even feel like our offense has been good today.
We still have 31 points at the five minute mark of the third
quarter. I I think they might be bringing
this one back. Really.
For what? Hold on, there's a flag coming
back. Fuck.
No. No.
No, I think it's on. I think it's, I think it's good.
Yeah, it's defensive holding. It's declined.
Defensive holding declined. Take it back.
Well, all right, no non, non Marvin Mims touchdown for the
Denver Broncos. Who was it?
Sutton, Cortland. Sutton.
Oh. And a flag.
Oh Nope, coming back. Oh, OK.
On Troutman. On the.
Trout Mims was out there. It's.
Always good when you're counting their snaps.
All the all the defensive attention opened up Coral and
Sutton. How many over under on 7.5 Riley
Leonard snaps in this game? Oh high, Way higher take.
I take the higher on 4. .5. All right, Jacob, here's the
math. Can Josh Downs and Alec Pierce
and Dimes combine for 16 more points?
That's what I'm. Talking about if the Titans had
like any interest in playing competitive football, then
easily. But probably not, since I assume
they're going to get the ball back up 24 and it's just going
to be Riley Leonard handing it off to Amir Abdullah.
Yeah. Something.
Bad drop, bad drop. Another Shaheed catch, by the
way, are you? Sure, that's not a lot of.
It I'm sure, I'm sure. I don't think that Rasheed
Shaheed with a fucking PPRS scam ass that one.
What's he got like 5 for 43 Super scam.
Oh. Poor shock man Funny how Davis
can discern between Shaheed and Alave on Positive Place.
It's just. Interesting.
Yeah, that does. I've been.
Trying to get to the. Bottom of that.
I I really enjoyed when you when it actually was a lava, you had
the energy as well of if you weren't able to convince us that
it was a lava, then it wouldn't be.
We really do. I just need in my life I do just
need like honestly either a quick Titan score or like the
fastest 3 and out of all time like 1717 seconds come off the
clock. I mean, the score is much
better, right? I just don't think it matters.
Like they can't get, they cannot get close enough.
Yeah. But I think the score, they're
like, OK, we can't pull our guys after a score.
Yeah, the issue is I think for the Titans to score it will be
like manually loading a medieval trebuchet.
Like it might be 8 minutes and 30 seconds to get a score.
Yeah. My my best team is a is a Caleb
Williams team. I feel like I deserve that.
All right, we need what, Two more?
Two more CD catches. Two more CD catches and a DK
catch. OK.
And we need to be rescued from Spencer, Rowler and Marvin.
I'm working on it. I've been I'm in a Telegram chat
with Jeremy right now we're. Kind of hashing.
Said If you have aspirations of being a $10 billion company,
you're going to rescue this fucking.
You're going to you're going to rescue this right now.
Yeah. All right, is Tampa Bay back on
the field yet? They are.
You can imagine how good of a script this would have been for
Rashad White if he was any good man.
The Buccaneers are very lucky they're playing the New Orleans
Saints today because they would be getting blown out by 900 like
the Andy Dalton Panthers might have been competitive against
them today. Yeah, this game is awful.
Yeah. All right, Ward dropping back.
Oh, that was IO Manor. Yeah, exactly, Your Honor.
We chose Saints quarterback passing yards over the name.
Doesn't matter. There is a little bit of PTP
overlay coming. Don't mind if I do me and I get
to draft the chiefs and it's not even over drafting them, that's
just what the Mart room says I can do.
Should we cook up a pick em for the night games?
For the night game. Oh, let's do it.
Sure, yeah. Let's do it, Aaron Rodgers.
Higher, whatever it is over. I like Jalen Warren tonight.
Nice chig game Sir Tan has ruled out.
Sertan ruled out. OK, one-on-one car.
OK, he's going, he's going. CD.
Nope. Oh, the old double clutch?
Not great. I think he got bailed out with a
flag though. Man, all right.
Take the take the higher on Rogers yelling at his teammates.
Yeah, what is Warren receiving? 2 1/2 receptions.
Yeah, about .79. Do we take that to three and to
oh man, they don't even let us do 3?
They don't even let us right to. Four.
Yeah, they make you go. Two.
Yeah. What about just taking the
receiving yards? 21 1/2?
I mean he's cleared this every single game except A1.
I just know it it sticks in my head all the time.
Oh. Javon I like 1 fumble.
Why did Javon? Oh, really?
Really bad fumble. Jesus, dude, I.
Think I. Got back on it though.
What do I like tonight? I'm trying to.
Whoa, that was Jaden Blue. Oh no.
Oh God. See you remember.
Over done cut. Hope you enjoy Birmingham buddy.
Oh man. Oh, no, actually, Jack has it.
It was, it was Chris. It was Alave.
It was alave, yeah. I mean you guys could see how
that could be confusing to me. Sure, yeah.
Because. Jayden Blue is never in the
game. No, Jayden Blue is never.
In the game, no. No, no, no, yeah, no, I I also
get that. Yeah.
Also they have a, they both have a two or something.
Three. They they share a three.
Higher than 1 1/2 passing touchdowns is a blood bank.
Come on. Higher than 1/2 pass touchdowns
is the right way to play that I think.
Yeah, I like math. What did we do for Warren?
I had 21 1/2 receiving yards. I thought that looked good.
I like that. What is Matthew?
DKDKDK. No, I love the Warren receiving
over. Did goal pop up with AQ?
He is and Christian Lawson is playing, so I would not do any
golden overs. I wouldn't.
We could do golden lowers, but that doesn't seem fun.
CD Catch. There we go.
Yeah, CD Catch. Nice.
So we need one more and then DK. Titans go for it on 4th and 6th.
Bounces a pass. Oh, he got a flag.
He bounced a pass off the turf, but he got a flag.
Hasn't hasn't Pittsburgh been getting beat by downfield
receivers? But we just don't know which one
to use. I just.
Think Watson is? Going to run, Watson's going to
run like 11 rounds. We're just, I think Gobbs is
like Gobbs is the number one over golden right now.
I'm I don't want to play. Yeah, but Wix is out.
I just have no interest in a hire for a questionable receiver
when there's a player who operates in the same area of the
field who's playing tonight. Like that just seems rough.
I agree. How do you like to play Dobbs?
Receiving yards or receptions. What are they?
53 1/2 receiving yards, 4 1/2 receptions.
He's been over I'll. Probably do the yards.
In the past. Three weeks, yeah, I have the
yards. We might get Titans points on
this drive. That'd be very nice.
Just everything is just so hard for the Titans.
Do you guys like this one? 5.25 X Warren 21 1/2 receiving
yards. Rogers 2 Tuddies, Romeo Dobbs
higher than 53 1/2 receiving yards.
Yeah. Yeah.
Swap here. You're to golden if you're
ideologically opposed. I I am.
Thank you. Wow, Burchard Smith in in the
prime time. Palooza.
I've never been so lit. Oh, who was that?
What'd you see, Davis? Titan's completed pass, Brandon
Cook's catch and he didn't fumble.
Wow. All right, third and three big
Chimire DK down right here. This is where he makes his
living. Kind of a classic zone beater.
Yeah, I mean, this is This is why they they felt comfortable
not activating Restrepo is how much he matured on these routes.
And he misses IO Manor. They'll go for it here though,
right? Going Yeah, I hope so.
Nice Juwan Johnson catch. That's that's a lot of faith in.
No, they went for it the last time.
You know, there's another another good point, which is
that the Cowboys ever punting is worse than a normal team ever
punting 'cause their defense is just fucking paper mache.
Yeah. Kim Ward Kim Ward Brutal sack on
4th and three lost 15 yards. You just, you just don't
understand man. You're just not watching bald.
In fact, you're good to take a 15 yard sack on 4th down.
That sax actually Mike Mccoy's fault, but that sweet throw he
had earlier shows that he's going to be a star.
I mean this whoever the Titan's center is just did really
basically did not even play. Yeah, that actually is the
line's fault talk, Yeah. Man.
What the hell? That isn't Ward's fault, though.
Yeah. That guy had zero interest in
blocking Deforest Buckner on that play.
He was actively getting out of the way.
Olave has been like absolutely invisible in this game and does
still have 12 PPR points. Absolutely invisible.
Every time Shuck drops back, he's looking for Olave.
Every time. Every time.
They told Shuck that like Rasheed's literally on the bus,
on the bus to New England after the game.
You don't even need to look his way.
Another Juwan Johnson catch. It's really odd you've said he's
invisible because you've seen him several times, so.
Yeah, you're seeing. Him, Davis, nobody's got.
More of a lot to love him. I think that was a lava.
Dude. We each have our own version of
Prime Vision that just blocks out what we don't want to exist
on the field. It's.
Pretty good. All right, Jacob, this is your
team. What are the odds the Titans
throw a passing touchdown on this?
Dr. Handicap it for me. Like the Colts, you mean?
Yes, sorry, they're on the they're on the 39 yard line.
I think I. Mean they're gonna score.
A time Marvin Mims with a nice run and just got smoked and
Chuck just missed Shaheed for a 50 yard touchdown.
Jesus, I. Mean they they opened this ass.
Oh my God, he was so open, dude. Oh my God, he was so.
Open the rat. The rat.
Man. Madler drops that in the bread
basket. I mean, he was so open.
Good thing we made that hasty switch.
God. I don't know if I'd call it
hasty. You know when they take the guy
in the second round, they don't play him till we game.
Feels pretty hasty to me that look get out right now.
I just, I I got to say thanks to Pete for not making me the goat
on this. I know I fucking bailed you out
hard. Colts are going for a fourth
down up 24 points. I love Shane Steak and so much.
Easily got it too. Beautiful.
I feel like Taylor normally. What an awesome coach, yeah.
So I guess he told them, you guys can score a touchdown on
this drive, then you're done. Yeah, rap.
It's like, it's like our kids negotiating a later bedtime.
Like yeah, this is so non competitive.
I'll, I'll say that the, I'll say the odds that they score a
touchdown period on this drive. It's like -280 the odds that
it's passing, I'll put it solid -110.
OK, I, I, I'll take those odds. I'm I'm totally in for a really
any, I mean, Tyler Warren receiving touchdown is probably
the best, but. Wow.
Death tax is a lot. They first read targets from
Chuck. Yeah, dude, 3 1/2 yards at a
time. He's the Javonte Williams of
wide receivers. That's a run by Mims.
Next time we do Mims, we have to get the.
We have to get the rush yards. Hey, spoiler alert, I don't
think I'll ever take Mims again after this experience.
He's almost so versatile that trying to pigeonhole.
Him No, this, this has been this has been unbearable.
Like having to like actually like sweat him out every route
instead of just being pleasantly surprised when he does something
is horrible. Especially considering Troy
Franklin cleared the over and like 14 beckets.
And and Shaheed did too, by the way, Shaheed easily over his.
Overs. What over is that Davis?
Over 1 1/2 fumbles. No, the second one was the
second one was the LA thing. And it wasn't a fumble.
It was so he poor, he controlled it so poorly.
It was a pick. OK, J Boy, I cannot have you
lying. Rashid Shaheed is over his seven
receptions, his line. His line was 4 1/2 receptions.
You would have played the yards. Stop lying.
You would have played the yards. Yeah, do.
Not come. You know it too.
I I stopped looking at your eye and you knew it too.
You do it. Do not come into my private
domicile and tell me in a theoretical future what I would
have done. You doing revisitous history on
a hypothetical bet is peak fucking Davis Matic.
You got it, you got to take the receptions duties.
A PPR scam with Chuck. Yeah, right.
You're taking receptions. Okay, it's, it's true.
It's true that we we did play Nez and I said that Mim slide
over 89 1/2 yards and she heed and she heed over 119 1/2 was
free money, we said. It should have been president.
Three to one on Underdog. That's hilarious.
Oh my God. Tyler Warren first down flag.
OK, defensive holding. Come on passing touchdown, Danny
Dimes. Dude, imagine.
Imagine the Shaheed receiving touchdown here.
Dude. I never would have paired
Shaheed yards with Rattler yards for the negative multiplier.
Honestly if you had gone shaheed.
If you had gone. Shaheed on Rattler Rattler cuz I
I pick up where we we have blind spots and.
Yeah. So what would you have done
then? You would have gotten to pick
your. Not men.
'S anything? Not men.
I what? Would I?
I probably would. Have done.
You would have taken Franklin. If I took Shaheed, you would
have taken Franklin. You're you're right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because I, I was going to do Franklin.
I know that sounds easy to say now, but it's true.
Oh my God, no way. Unbelievable.
Passed the touchdown. That was a pass.
No, no way was it. It was a pass.
I think he it was, it was definitely forward.
Wow. That's a passing 1.
Oh, let's go. Oh my God, did you see this?
Right, That's a pass. But did you just see Marvin
Mims? Oh my God.
Oh. I did, I've not seen the Mims
drop yet. It's bad.
Well, who cares man, That being a passing touchdown.
I, I mean I'm not even kidding you, that is like a $1500 swing
for me. That being a passive.
Touchdown. Instead of a rushing touchdown,
shout out shout out shout out to fucking Shane.
I guess I'm assuming that Bonex does not get 40 points in this
fourth quarter. I don't think he will now, but
he is. He is lurking in the red zone
right now. So that touchdown just put me in
the green on the day in BR. So I don't know how you get it
JT, but thank you. Like, and if they I I think we
won't see Daniel Jones again, but on the off chance we do,
he's only 28 yards from the bonus.
He's only 28 yards from the bonus.
But I don't think I think the Titans failed you.
It is too bad because like if the Titans played at all, the
Colts could have scored 60 today like there was.
Teddy Bridgewater is in. Teddy Bridgewater is in.
Oh, there's only three minutes left.
Do you want to see something hilarious?
My best team in the this week's version of Bill killing my best
team. Yes, I'll.
Show you some. Actually, no.
The board is getting shifted around a little bit.
James Cook was my most drafted player in VR and I don't have a
sweat. This is sickening shit.
I just think you get a kick out of this 1.
So it's a Hertz, Jonathan Taylor, James Cook, Waddle,
Dallas Goddard, Arnell Moody. Swap.
One point. Did you, did you put did you put
Mooney as your top wide receiver swap?
Yeah, I sure did. I sure fucking did.
Denver flag, the legal formation.
Who the hell is that, Atkins? He's like their Adam Prentice,
who I think is also now a. Well, they have they.
Have two full backs. They have both Prentice and
Atkins. Do you think Denver's like,
'cause you know, you have a 53 man roster, right?
In theory, that should be like 26 offense, 26 defense.
Like, do you think that the Broncos have like 18 defensive
players active but like 41 offensive players active each
week? That sounds about right, Bonex.
Third down touchdown Troy Franklin.
What? Franklin is cooking.
Dude, Mims and him are pretty close though sometimes.
Sometimes the Oklahoma bias can lead you to good things, and
then sometimes knowing where a guy went to college is really
bad. Kind of noticing it's like.
I think I might start paying attention to where guys went to
college though. Man, Jacob, I feel like I was
close with that Colts double stack 12 points off.
There's certainly versions of that game.
With Pearson's get. Get rolling.
For sure there are. Yeah, I am.
There is still a whole quarter of Titan's Colts to go.
Yeah, I think we've seen the last starters though.
I mean, just just an annihilation.
DK come on. Yeah, right, we still need the
fucking DK catch. We need the DK catch, yeah.
Fuck. OK.
Do you think that Breece Hall play was intended to be a double
pass, or do you think he saw it as the player was elevated to
be? I think for sure intended.
I think it was intended to be. If it wasn't, why would the guy
be all the way in the corner of the end zone instead of
blocking? Come on.
That's DK, we got it. Really.
Yeah, we got it. We got TK.
We just need one catch. Over the wall.
We still need one more CD catch though.
We need one more CD catch. We.
Have a whole quarter for one CD catch.
Got to hope we don't see Joe Milton.
Brian Hodgman, JT was already already, he says, at a 54%
advance rate in BBM going into today.
That is crazy. Oh man.
So last year we had the three highest advance rate players
ever Chase Henry Barkley I. Mean the the crazy thing about
today is like he had, I'm trying to add them all up now 18.4 +
18. So he had 36 points today, he
had 14 touches. Insane like.
Didn't even have a. Didn't even have a workload.
It's just a light day at the office.
Insane man. Check in my.
Well, that's kind of that's kind of the reverse.
Fantasy points on the Tennessee Titans and take a nice rest.
That's the reverse Joe Mixon expected fantasy points like
when you score when you score an 80 yard touchdown that removes
like 5 touches. I mean, he looked just
unbelievably unstoppable today. He just gets DK cast rolling
downhill like it's crazy. Yeah.
I mean, he's just so juiced up right now.
God, I hope he doesn't get another injury this year.
Like if he can just play this whole year like this, it's so
much fun. Yeah, it is.
Man, advance rates are going to be really interesting too
because CMC and Bijon were so bad.
Yeah. Didn't any of the other high
advance rate guys have a bad game?
Another crystal of A1 yard reception.
I'm looking at my one of my drafting light up has Jonathan
Taylor and Barkley at running back Spencer Rattler double.
Yeah, dude, that she. You mean tailish?
CD. Catch people lie Bang for real?
Nope, that's all. We finally got it, yes.
Dude. And if we would have put the
hey, if we would have put the Daniel Jones reception in there
as well. Oh, man, Pat, you're right, Pat.
You're right. Davis.
We get to do. That's beautiful.
It feels good, boys. It really does.
Let me get a sip of my Gatorade Zero to celebrate.
Oh. My crash trust process.
You guys tail us on 13 straight pickups.
We will hit the 14th. You guys hit the one I missed
because I had $0.00 in my account.
We're all trying to find the guy who did that.
Rescue Emwald. Rescue Emwald.
We're lighting one up for this. Wow.
Come on, is that the black and mild?
What do you got? Going There you go, Rasheed.
Hey, whoever, whichever one of you guys were bullshitting me,
Shaheed Yards. Oh, and he's hurt.
He got hurt. Davis.
David tried to do a victory lap only to watch his guy.
To watch this guy get hurt. Oh, he definitely.
He's fucked that that was not. That.
Was he's. He's gone.
Jesus Davis. Man like you just you are the
ultimate mush. That was like.
The bonds were high. We were cracking drinks.
I'm lighting up a cigarette and then all of a sudden Rashid
Jaheed the record. I'm not lighting this up to
toast Rashid Shahid's death. No, none of us.
And now it looks like we're toasting.
You know it looks. Like we are, we're celebrating
the I. Am cracking A topo Chico.
It's for the CD Lamb. It has Oh.
It's all for the Lamb hit. OK, now he's walking off.
Now he's. Walking.
OK, All right, we can. Let's toast to that.
He's healthy. He's good.
Dude Pickens with another gam catch.
I do love this Pickens do a full on dance.
Full on 20. Laughing George Pickens man.
You know we started today with you guys laughing at me for
saying how the starting Shimeri DK in the main event and 16.3
PPR points later I did. Pretty good start.
Oh man, they're first and goal
here too. Yeah, cuz they're, they're,
they're still establishing the run kind of they're doing a
really balanced drive here from 31.
That's gonna be good for the PROV.
I think if if the Titans score here, the Colts, the Colts have
to keep their foot on the gas, right?
Jake I hope so, man. Let's get us.
Let's get 28 more yards for Davis's bonus.
Let's get a Downs or a Pierce bomb for your.
Yeah, just let the good times roll.
Your VR like, I mean, it's like, not that the Colts really have
division rivals cuz like it's a lame, sad division, but to the
extent we have 1, I feel like the Titans are our our top
division rival. Maybe, maybe we'll step on the
throat. So they're doing taije, Spears,
Wildcat, and that went absolutely nowhere.
And the Titans may have been your top division rival, but
they're not anymore. This this.
Well, I don't mean that they're our top division rivals since
they're the the second best team in the division.
I just mean like if you were to ask Colts fans like who are the
three teams in your division? Do you have the most amount of
like hatred towards? I would say not really any of
them because it's the Patriots and the Steelers but then the
the Titans would probably be the one if I had to choose just cuz
their fans are really annoying on Twitter.
Like they they act like every Colts game for them is like
Michigan Ohio State. Like they they troll us
constantly and their team's never been good so they have no
right to feel this way. Oh man, we almost got another
Gunner helm touchdown. Wait till you guys see what Dak
just did. Do something dumb.
Yeah. Fuck.
I don't even know what why he was trying to do right there.
We almost got a fat guy like 90 yard touchdown too.
Fuck man, now that game's like over over.
That could have been mildly interesting if they could have
gotten a touchdown there. OK, I actually am sweating.
No Bonex garbage points here though.
Right, well that that helps for that then.
Well, a boat. No, that was like the there's 10
minutes left. Yeah, but if it's ten more
touchdowns then you're getting for.
Sure. If the Broncos, well, I really
what I need is the Broncos. I'm gonna, I'm about to watch
this Cam Ward sack. He has all day to throw too.
He runs out of it. He has another chance to throw
it away. This is the most Zach Wilson.
Sack I've ever seen he. Fucking sucks man, enough
already. It's Zach Wilson.
It's it's all the Zach Wilson stuff.
It's the sweet throws. It's the complete
discombobulated ability to handle pressure, running
backwards, taking a sack. He had so many chances to throw
that ball, No interest. I think the if the Colts are
serious about. Getting over.
Pick at the end zone. But dude, you know what though?
Let's seriously, seriously, let's take a second and admit
that that looked fucking sweet when he let it go.
It did. I honestly I was thinking that.
That would have been DK too. He would have hit like 24 points
it. Did it did look good?
I was nervous. It looked really good.
Oh man. Jacob don't even make a
statement TD here, just I. Do I mean why not like just
talking embarrass the Titans even more?
No, we're getting honestly that Chuck ripped it there.
Nowhere near Johnson, but nowhere near now.
Like nowhere near. Oh, there's Johnson.
How's that game start? He'd he'd never even win in the
tent, so I think he's OK. Mr. Voltz, right?
The fundamentally we should root for all these quarterbacks to
develop. These games suck without them.
I do agree with you. I'm taking a little bit of
pleasure in the Cam Ward stuff because I've been so tilted by
the the film Bros insisting he's actually amazing.
But you're right, you're right. We should root for him to
succeed. Brace has a random alave TD
would be nice. Those aren't random buddy.
You just put those in the bank every week.
The lobby tuddies. Him getting a touchdown here
would be so tilting actually. No, that's the end of the game.
Tyler Shuck, no nose. Great debut by him.
Now I'm glad the Saints really kind of gave him a chance to
show his stuff here. Dobbins bonus.
So I almost swapped to Dobbins over Rashad White on a bunch of
these teams and really really regretting that one.
Marvin Mim's rushing TD who says no?
Who's is Riley Leonard in the game?
We'll. See.
So they just showed times on the sideline wearing a hat and an
earpiece. Yeah, Riley Leonard just handed
it off to Amir Abdullah. You can shut that one off.
I think it's just. They they did, they did just run
a pitch play to Mims. He's got 25 rush.
He looks good man, looks good with the ball.
Yeah, they just put a graphic on the screen.
Most points in first eight games in franchise history of of the
Colts, and they're trailing two seasons before the merger from
Johnny Unitus. But this year's offense has been
20 points ahead of the best from Andrew Luck or Peyton Manning.
That's crazy. Oh damn, I got up to 10th in the
Wildcat with Josh. Do.
You have anything still going? No, everyone's done.
I, I've been, I've been sitting here.
I didn't even realize I was that high up until right now.
Sad. Riley, Leonard.
Yeah, they don't even have any of the guys.
And they came. This is how over it is.
They do have Adenine Mitchell in the game.
Wow, it's Mitchell Gould and dueling out there with Ogletree
Tyler Gibson. Look at this.
Just pulled this up. Oh wow.
Second in BBM here. Look at that.
Nice. Daniel Jones, of course.
A Darnold. Look at that quarterback room
man. Judkins.
Tooting Bill, JTCMC. Get better soon Judkins,
Franklin, of course Burden, Pittman, Jawan Jennings Diggs
Devante Smith, JSN Barner Herald fan in Ferguson at the end.
Look at that awesome team that's.
Awesome. Good for you, Youdy.
Good. For you someone, someone just
said they needed Sutton for four yards.
And Sack is in fourth. Hell yeah.
Sack is in fourth with a Herbert Prescott, another.
Judkins, Pacheco, Breece Hall, JT Bijan, Poker QJ, Wandel,
Thornton, Pittman, Jawan Jennings, Pickens, Lad Fannin,
Jake Hawkinson. I feel like doing that without
JSN is very impressive. Yeah, for.
Sure, he's been such a key part of the the top teams.
What? What are your guys with best
teams? Let's see him.
My best team is the one I've drafted on stream with six
different people from the Deposit Kingdom and it is, it
is. It's sick.
You'll love it here too. So it's a Herbert Stroud, Daniel
Jones. So everybody came on and made 3
picks and we started. Gibbs, Taylor, JSN and then this
team has so Gibbs, Taylor, Breece, Hall, Woody Marks,
Brashard, Smith at running back. Everything on this team is
healthy too. JSN, Sutton, Debo, Judy, Jayden
Higgins, Keenan, Tesla and then Kelsey Ferguson.
Johnny at at tight end. My best team lost scataboo
today. Drake May.
You'd love this team but had scataboo.
Scataboo's on like all of my best teams in every single
format so. It's Drake May, Daniel Jones, CJ
Stroud, Jonathan Taylor, Scataboo, Travis, ETN, Chase
Brown, Bashel Tooten, Pickens, Devante, Jefferson, Diggs,
Hopkins, Myers, Demario, Douglas, Ferguson Ertz and
Schultz. Cool.
Mine is losing scataboo. Hertz line is Drake May, Aaron
Rodgers and Geno Smith so not sure how much longer we have on
one of those. Jonathan Taylor, Bijon Robinson,
Trevion Henderson, Bichel Tootin and Miles Sanders. 2 hilarious
inclusions and then JSN Pittman, Devonta Zay, Jacoby Myers, Jaden
Higgins, Darius Layton, Jake Ferguson, Dallas Goddard, Pat
Fryer moves. Nice.
Yeah, Ferguson, another one of those guys that's just on a ton
of the the best teams. I actually there's one that was
higher, but then I pulled it up and then it has Cam scataboo on
it, so I didn't want to think about that one.
Anymore, my best team also has Travia Anderson or my second
best team, not the. Best my this team though.
Also, my two highest scoring teams both have Miles Sanders.
Look for the ball, Sutton. I have a 555 advancing that has
that got through today with Isaiah Davis and Scataboo.
So I'm like, oh, the rest of these running backs and it's
like it's James Conner. It's just, it's completely
busted. I yeah, like, can I?
Change that. Everything is such a killer.
It really is. That's gonna that's gonna be
just an absolute death blow to. Yeah, a lot of my best stuff had
him. If I sort by yeah, like that's
let's see, see most, most drafted running back was Hall
and then Tooten and then Hampton and then Scataboo.
So just Bang Bang. Congrats Stockton.
Currently 7th in the BR. This is the pic that I should
have done. What's that?
Does he have anything left or? Just the the Colt stuff.
Look at what ended up being my top team here. 13 points.
It's a Jones, Taylor, Pittman on the Colts.
It still has Sutton too. Again, just like so close to the
Colts getting pushed for once. Please do not let Bonex get a
touchdown here. This is going to ruin my whole
fucking day. He got it.
Harvey wide open. Sorry man.
Is that a hat trick for Harvey? That's a hat trick for Harvey.
Jesus. Wow.
Yep, all right, that was -1600 dollars, God damn it.
Sorry dude, fuck. You live by the you live by the
garbage time touch I get. You know, I guess I really
shouldn't have gotten the Daniel Jones one.
That's. Not great man. 3 touchdowns for
RJ Harvey. Ask and you don't receive.
That sucks. Yeah.
What was that penalty that they got before?
Fucking Bo Nicks man. Couldn't have been to Mims bro.
Could not have been to Mims. You have to be on the field for
that I think. Yeah, it helps.
So Dimes got 23.18 and bonex got. 20. 7-8.
Yeah, it is real. Arching Harvey has 6 touches.
That's correct. How did the Titans get all the
way down? They got a pen.
Helm. Then they got a big gunner helm
catch. Yeah.
DPI Spears catch, helm catch. It's 4th down though.
I'm so excited for one more Cam Ward sack.
Give it to me. I still think back to when they
had the ball at 4th and three on the plus 42 yard line and they
punted at 22 yards. Yeah, man, so cowardly they.
Were never, they were never remotely in the game ever again
after that. Oh my God it's a sad team.
They ran the ball on 4th and goal and they did get in Taije
Spears touchdown. I think Colts got to make a
statement TD here. Get Jones back out.
There. If they want to be serious about
this MVP stuff. What's?
The I got to say that the Colts. Little touchdown.
In the season. This is the last time we have
the Colts in the late window, right?
That's what Jacob was saying. Yeah, well.
For for a while. The next time is like the
Seahawks in like late November. I've I've really enjoyed my time
with the Colts. This has been nice.
I wish them well. Until we see them again.
Yeah, hopefully. Well, we'll get them on an
island game in two weeks in Germany against the Falcons.
I was not enjoying my time with the the international games.
I was. It was the 30 the lightest to.
Not to not have those in my life again.
You're so annoying. 6:30 AM Come.
On man yeah, they should flex the one next Sunday like cold
set Steelers. That should be a late window
game. That's a fun game.
Who wants to watch the Steelers? No.
One wants to watch the Steelers. That's that's the.
Issue. Well, next week's slate.
Speaking of, there's one good game, which is the Chiefs and
the Bills, but there are only two other games on the late
slate and it is the Jaguars and Raiders and it is the Saints and
Rams. No Saints Rams is bad.
Like that's a bad, bad game. Jags Raiders is a good time.
Yeah, Jags Raiders could be fun. Jags Raiders could go either
way. Most likely.
It's hard. Most likely Saints Rams is a
better game than the Jags Raiders.
Sometimes be fun. There's nothing less fun than
the Raiders. The Raiders are so bad on
defense, though. Yeah, it could get a little fun.
It could. I don't know.
OK, you're right, that game's probably worse.
All I'm saying is we have one of those classic unbalanced weeks.
There's 8 early games this Flex 1.
Joe Milton, then. All right, Yeah.
And we have fun games early. We have like we have Mini
Detroit. We have, I guess, not Colt.
Steelers. Is that fun?
I don't know if that's fun. JJ McCarthy's coming back.
Yeah, that's kind of fun. Like we get to see what JJ looks
like. That's fun in the 1:00 PM
window. That's not fun as one of three
4:00 PM games. That's gonna I'm watching every
second of that's not going to be.
Fun. I I mean I assure you that Rams
Saints will be over instantly. No, I you.
Don't. I don't.
Neither she stills will be legitimately awesome.
Like, we'll, we'll all get to just watch that.
That's the that's the four. That's the other four.
Yeah. Nice.
OK, that's a plus. Who do the Pats play?
They play the Falcons. I don't want to hear that team's
name right now. All right?
You guys want to shut this down? I don't.
Care about watching Milk? No.
And yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get out of here.
Anything you guys want to mention before we get out of
here? Go cast right after this.
Go cold. Go.
We'll miss. I'll miss.
I'll miss Colts chasing. You if you want to see some pure
unbridled tilt, if you want to hear some swear words, you can
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You can come watch that program. There you go.
Make sure you guys are tuning into stat chasing Tuesday nights
if you're YouTube members Sack and Draco breaking things down.
Also, they should pull up our main event team with them this
week. It is got touchdowns from Sean
Tucker, Troy Franklin, some fun, some fun picks.
It's a hours. Who else has heard on that team?
Hampton and Bucky team that is like continuing to pull up some
miracle wins. Hey Powers is back next week in
our window. Are we betting this higher or
what? We're doing it.
Are we betting this higher? We just, you know, we should do,
you know, and maybe this is a really stupid idea, but I don't
care. We should just tack on a Bowers
higher so that it's a 5 like so next.
I think this should be the rule and then.
We add Bowers over. Jacob's like undefeated with
like 6. Yeah, six in a row.
What do I get for it? You can put.
Bowers in We could do it. The rest of us lost Bowers.
What do you mean? I, I I'm like at least three in
a row? If not, I've I've been doing all
right. All right, Mr. Yeah, OK.
All right. I'm in the.
I'm in there. I haven't.
Lost. I haven't lost.
I'm in the old man, but the big Nos are the ones that are really
letting. US.
Down I just want to know I, I, I play this activity with my one
hand tied behind my back because I come in to balance out our
exposure. You know, I don't always get to
pick my favorite game, so grade that on a curve, if you will.
No excuse to play like a champion, though.
Everybody enjoy Sunday Night Football.
I'll have My Portfolio review tomorrow as usual at 10 AM and
then we'll see you guys for next week's ship cap past peace, see.
You later.